The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 596 | "Mashure"

Episode Date: January 25, 2023

Joe and Ish open this episode by sharing their thoughts after both the Giants and Cowboys were sent home over the weekend (9:09). Drake put together an impressive setlist for his shows at the Apollo T...heater (19:13), Melyssa reads the list of Oscar Nominations (31:02), and Beyonce performs in Dubai for $24 million as Joe predicts what the future of live shows will look like (39:57). In other news, the pod reacts to Ben Simmons requesting his $800k engagement ring back (1:00:16), Spotify announces layoffs (1:35:20), Papoose has been named Head of Hip Hop at TuneCore (1:51:30), + MORE!   Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks: Joe | RINI - “Strawberry Blossom” Ice | Kyah Baby - “New Energy” Parks | Grafh, Conway the Machine, & 38 Spesh - “Rain Falls” Ish | Lagoon Wavey - “Occupied” (A COLORS SHOW) Melyssa | ELIZA - “Wasn’t Looking”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts are for entertainment purposes only I Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing revealing indicting Or telling you anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals Do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show.
Starting point is 00:00:27 I'm phony like that, right? Right when the cameras come on, I start sending shots. Yeah. Like, we be mad, cool, and fly. Then we sit down and I just start dissing. That's phony.
Starting point is 00:00:37 That's phony. It's camera. And I'm thinking that's content. That's not content. That's hurting my friends. I want to stop. I'm not doing that anymore. I'm not hurting my friends anymore. Aw. Aw. Look at you, guy. Look at the growth. I want to stop. I'm not doing that anymore. I'm not hurting my friends anymore.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Aw. Aw. Look at you, guy. Look at the growth. For real, nah. 43 is going to be a real growth year. I'm about to just start acting. Buying schools and shit.
Starting point is 00:00:56 I'm not playing with y'all. We are a family. I fight for them. They fight for me As close as we can be We fight for them We fight for them You've never heard of Joe, buddy?
Starting point is 00:01:14 We fight for them We fight for them We fight for them We fight for rights Bionic, Bionic Six Ooh, ooh Ice was inside a bridge together by I'm with you I'm starting soon. I'm getting my shit.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Hey. Look, they wouldn't expect you to say Bionic 6. This is hilarious to me. You too, y'all. I don't know what that is. You gotta get with it or get lost. Let's do it. Mic.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Mic check. One, two, one, two. Where'd it go? Young Lord. What y'all thought? I'm here, man. Best with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me
Starting point is 00:02:16 I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me I'ma let you catch up with me Up the back of the book, I dialed up someone and come free We're like flight mileage, it ain't no secret I might holler, but I ain't gon' switch it I'ma let you catch up, I should change Don't let her want you, cause she's a bitch
Starting point is 00:02:34 Unless you thrill a little desperate This message, girl, I'ma stop Wait a minute You got my heart I need it And I just wanna be Hey Hope everybody's feeling good, feeling great Shout out to the ladies listening Shout out to the virtual laptop listeners And shout out to wherever you might be listening from
Starting point is 00:02:57 Hey Nah, this one is your male Try to dip off at the work party Don't try to dip off at the work party That's why I ain't no work party These niggas will go crazy with a work party I just wanna chill Let's dip up out of here Let's dip up out of here
Starting point is 00:03:19 I know She's fun too But I love you, she's one too, but I want you I love you, she's one too, but I want you Hold up man, let me get him ready for that pre-summer breakup that all the couples is going through out there I think a lot of y'all couples Y'all gonna survive Valentine's Day But somewhere around March That pre-summer breakup is gonna be bad
Starting point is 00:03:52 I see some of y'all preparing for it I'm really enjoying getting the tea from y'all And I wish you well Love should win It go Can we turn me up in the headphones? My headphones don't seem like, you know what I mean? Love should win. It go. Can we turn me up in the headphones? My headphones don't seem like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:04:11 Get me right out here. Oh, baby, I ain't feeling good, feeling great. It's just the cutest thing when you get to fucking Killing and throwing things, I just wanna eat you I don't want no disrespect And knowing that it makes you madder I'm sorry, but seeing you mad is so sexy And holdin' me in, y' Baby, leave a little wrinkle over your nose Hey, you're making me wanna talk to you
Starting point is 00:04:53 And set you all over the place I'm in the way you storm around And make me wanna tear you down Baby, I ain't sure But one thing that I can know is if you're talking to me to get you out there. If you listen to Carl, let me hear you. Wait a minute. Oh, it feels good. Feels good.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I feel good. Just got a kiss, too, baby. I don't know why you fight back. But you're just so damn sexy. When you're mad, you're mad, you're mad. All right. All right, all right, all right. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. In the great words of Ish, welcome.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Welcome, welcome, everyone. No matter where you may be listening from. What episode is this? 596. Welcome to episode 596 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Melissa Ford is here, a.k.a. Melika Badu.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Melika Badu is here. Flip is back again. Sorry. Isha's here. Ice is here. Parks is here. Poet's here. Corey's here.
Starting point is 00:06:18 JR's there in the back. Erickson is here. And Drew and the gang is here in from L.A. How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling? Y'all feeling good? Wait, before we start, yo, sign up for our Patreon. Exclusive content, exclusive pods.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Get to know us on a deeper, more personal level. I don't normally say that on the real pod, but shit, numbers is up, so just keep doing what you're doing. Everything's good chill chill no way huh
Starting point is 00:06:48 what happened he didn't say nothing so I'm trying to force my man he didn't say nothing stop cursing no dad yeah for real you gotta take it out
Starting point is 00:06:55 for real no it's fine yo come on man you learning come on man you learning come on flock them units
Starting point is 00:07:02 you learned it pardon me Aki alright good man how's everybody doing what's up what's up with y'all I missed y'all a little bit man good to see y'all we good You learning? Come on, flock them units. You love it. Pardon me, Aki. All right, good, man. How's everybody doing? What's up? What's up with y'all? I missed y'all a little bit, man. Good to see y'all.
Starting point is 00:07:09 We good. Glad to be back. I miss y'all when the pod go good. He just cursed me out, y'all. Said that ever since I got my advance, I haven't been calling him. Make it about you. It's about us. Make it about you right now.
Starting point is 00:07:22 That's true. You got your little advance. The dinner stopped. The hookah right now. That's true. You got your little advance. The dinner stopped. The hookah date stopped. The progress phone calls. All that telling me how much you appreciate me. All that warmth you was giving me. That shit is out the window.
Starting point is 00:07:35 You took that money, went right to Broadway, right? You went right to Broadway to see some plays. I'm asking you. Come on. We got a show to do. Yeah. Fly niggas Yeah I bought a lot of stuff
Starting point is 00:07:49 And stuff like that And you went shopping too Of course Autograph Yeah them autographs right there Oh man Good It's almost like
Starting point is 00:07:59 We ain't got no tax problems All right Wow New off whites All right. Wow. New off whites. All right. IRS. Take that. What money?
Starting point is 00:08:10 Ish. Ice. Parks. Mel, what's up? What's up? Chilling, man. Chilling. I seen what's up with Mel.
Starting point is 00:08:16 On Instagram this morning. She make my little staff, my checkup on staff shit a little different now. What? There it is. You're on Instagram promoting. Yeah, I be promoting. They put all that shit on Reddit so I see it all. If I miss it over there, Reddit got it. Right away too. They quick. Yeah, yeah. And as soon as I was thinking
Starting point is 00:08:36 yo, I ain't gonna lie. That's when I read the caption. It was like, alright. I was just thinking that. Alright, moving on. What's up with y'all? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 00:08:49 Nothing much man Chilling man Coming in off a nice little Playoff weekend How's everybody? Oh yeah Let's get right to it Yeah Yeah man
Starting point is 00:08:55 90 seconds on you Joe 90 seconds on the Giants Okay I want to start with I was wrong Really make it bad Because the YouTube episodes Don't hit till way after The game is over So they can really make it bad because the YouTube episodes don't hit till way after the game
Starting point is 00:09:06 is over so they can really see your bad take but I want to start with I was wrong that's one two my most sincere
Starting point is 00:09:16 and humble apologies to the Philadelphia Eagles Eagles period the FedEx Eagle Desert Eagles The Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles, period. The FedEx Eagle.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Desert Eagles. The Rock Group, the Eagles. I want to apologize to Abbott Elementary, Gilly the Kid, Cheesesteaks, State Property, The Roots, Chris and Neif,
Starting point is 00:09:42 Freeway, PD. Dr. J. Yeah. Dr. J. Dr. J. AI. You got to apologize to AI. Yeah, Pittsburgh. I'm sorry to y'all, too.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Y'all close enough. Anybody. Yeah, listen, I watched that game. We didn't belong on the field with the Eagles. That ruined my Saturday. I'm not going to lie. I tried to gas myself up. Listen, and I'm happy about that.
Starting point is 00:10:05 I'm happy about that. Right before the game, they asked all the analysts to pick who they thought was going to win. Every one of them said the Eagles and Michael Strahan went last. And I was home saying, I dare you, nigga. I dare you. And that's how I want people to feel watching the pod. If I'm a Giants fan, I'm not coming on here and picking against the Giants, even if I don't think the Giants are going to win. I tried to gas myself. It didn't work work we didn't belong in the field with them dudes
Starting point is 00:10:27 yeah they were they were bigger stronger faster better and more superior at every position they even got a few dudes during the game they was talking about people that they traded for during the game that I like forgot about it's like oh they got here such and such from the saints how they let him go I was like yeah how did. It was like, oh, they got such and such from the Saints. How'd they let him go? I was like, yeah, how did they let him go? Oh, and then they got him Domic and Sue from, I forgot about that, too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Then they showed some big-ass offensive line dude that was supposed to be hurt. He was out there looking like the biggest guy on the field. Lane Johnson. Yeah. Then homeboy threw our guy on the ground with one arm. That was disrespectful. So, I mean, listen.
Starting point is 00:11:04 The Giants, y'all played, y'all had a hell of a season. I'm not never here to talk down on y'all. Y'all weren't supposed to be there. Y'all made it. We shouldn't have been in the playoffs. We shouldn't have won that many games. This was a figured out year to see what Saquon and Danny could do.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Y'all figured it out. Y'all have some decisions to make moving forward. But I'm super happy with our coaching staff. I'm happy with the season that they gave us. It's over now. And I'm not mad at that because only the teams that are supposed to be there should be there now. I want to see a good Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I want to see a good championship round. This is the first time in a long time that it's been teams that are supposed to be there, I feel like. There's usually one team that's like, how the fuck did they get in there? Hold on. You missed a person in the apology, though. You got to look right into that camera and apologize to Jalen Hurts specifically. Because they're going to hurt that boy.
Starting point is 00:11:52 And you played with his name. No, you played with his name. I was halfway right. I was Hurts. I figured somebody would be Hurts. Jalen Hurts. It was Joe that was Hurts. I had all of Hurts. Got was Joel that was hurt. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:05 I had all the Hurts. Got it. It was me. That little nigga was out there getting them running around. Yeah, because I just told you. He was like, they're going to make them run around. He was like, that ain't what you want. Oh, he was doing what he wanted out there.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Yeah. Oh, man. What a guy. What a QB. QB one. Yeah. That's QB one right there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:21 And I don't know who I'm picking in that Eagles-Niners game, but the Eagles sure look like they are ready for the Super Bowl, built for the Super Bowl, and just ready to go. True story. They're not there to play around. That's what I got for y'all, man. Ish. Now we will talk to our cowboy representative-ish. 90 seconds.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Take it away. I say it every week It's just the Cowboys Being the Cowboys We played a really Really Really good San Fran team
Starting point is 00:12:52 But we played really good You know what I'm saying We It's nothing really for us To hold our heads over With regards to how we played Because Them motherfuckers are good
Starting point is 00:13:01 They're very good They're really good We stuck in it Couple Small defining plays because them motherfuckers are good. They're very good. They're really good. We stuck in it. A couple small defining plays, but once Pollock got hurt, I kind of knew it was a wrap because that was our only explosive person. So now they don't really have to respect the backfield.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Zeke is slow as molasses. That's frozen. Yo, him playing center on that last play is crazy. Yeah, I know. What were y'all thinking? I rewinded the TV. That play was so funny, I hit rewind. No, when they called the timeout and came back with the play again,
Starting point is 00:13:30 I said, oh, wait, so y'all serious? The funny part is when the defensive lineman just ran him over like he was 100 pounds. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That was hilarious. That was great. A couple plays, the play with Kittle was really when he stopped bobbling the ball. You were supposed to watch the game with us. Trayvon Diggs
Starting point is 00:13:46 closed his eyes because I didn't want to hear the... Like, I'd be mad. And then the night before you were supposed to come watch the game, you was like,
Starting point is 00:13:54 I'll be there tomorrow. You just didn't come at all. Nah, what happened was Vern hit me and said he was on the way. I didn't feel like hearing the Cowboys slander if we started losing, losing.
Starting point is 00:14:03 My house was actually pretty calm. I know, I believe you. I gotta watch... You couldn't get rah slander if we started losing, losing. My house was actually pretty calm. I know. I believe you. I got to watch. You couldn't get rah-rah because we made it a game. But I ain't want to hear the Cowboys slander if we didn't make it a game. If I was there for the bullshit, it could have got rah-rah.
Starting point is 00:14:15 But we old now. It ain't. I like a couple of players on the Cowboys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You find yourself rooting for them. But no, shout to us. Got some decisions to make. Dak played.
Starting point is 00:14:27 His inconsistency can't continue. We can't. He not really making us win games. You see how Jalen hurting Danny Dimes? It's a shame I'm comparing Danny Dimes to Dak. I'm not. Well, no, actually, Colin Coward did the same thing. Bro, he makes plays.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Danny Dimes makes plays. He extends the drives. Third down, he'll run. Dak don't get no yards with his legs. Never. He didn't on Saturday, but. You know what I'm saying? So that shit is annoying.
Starting point is 00:14:51 But shout to the Cowboys and what they accomplished. I mean. No, I don't think you should get to take the same position as me. You can't. You can't really. You can't argue when you're the last five, six teams in the league. Somebody help me out. Come on, please.
Starting point is 00:15:06 No, you can't. Well, the Giants way overachieved way more than the Cowboys did, for sure. So y'all can be that. I'm just happy. The Cowboys went where they were supposed to go, basically. They finished in the same spot as last year, right? And they lost to the number one seed by one score. Number two seed.
Starting point is 00:15:21 No, number one in the NFC. Philly was number one. That's who we oh pardon me i'm wrong yeah pardon me number two seed by one score okay it was a good game it was good this nigga bad he bad at putting the sauce on something nah i'm saying what what don't come in here after you after we didn't win i'ma sauce it up we didn't win all right i'll sauce all right so i'll sauce it up for you know the one. All right, so I'll sauce it up for you then. The analyst dude said that them two interceptions that Dak threw,
Starting point is 00:15:49 all the 49ers was right there waiting for it. It was chilling. His eyesight and his vision. Play horrible. I would have a question about that one. Dan Orlowski, or Orlinsky, I like him when he does his quarterback breakdown shit. He was like, he was focusing on Dak's hips and the hops and he said on the fourth hop he's still trying to make a read and in quarterback land that's on
Starting point is 00:16:12 page one of you got to get the ball out of there that the pocket is closing gonna kill you you should be trying to scramble right now his the IQ stuff that they were saying about Dak is what would have me worried agreement with the Pollard, even though you still got to make a decision on him. Also, the cap with Zeke and Dak. No money owed to you niggas moving forward. How are we going to handle y'all? I would have some questions. Jerry Jones coming to the field to talk to
Starting point is 00:16:36 Mayor Maher before the game started. He's on the field. After the game, no, enough with juice because you couldn't find no sauce. After the game, no, enough with juice because you couldn't find no sauce. After the game, the Cowboys tweeted from the Cowboy account and put it all on Dak.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Super unprofessional, in my opinion. I didn't know that. Oh, no, you got to pull up that tweet. Go find the tweet. It's bad. It says, for the second year in a row,
Starting point is 00:17:00 the Cowboys lose in a narrow, whatever, oh, because something about Dak throwing in narrow windows and the interceptions we had a chance to win until he did that you do not do that as an organization especially as somebody that we all
Starting point is 00:17:13 thought had a chance at the Super Bowl you can't do that yeah that was crazy you lying that happened they might have deleted it by now they didn't as of this morning that tweet was still there You lying. No, I'm dead ass. That happened. They might have deleted it by now. They didn't.
Starting point is 00:17:26 They left that shit right there. As of this morning, that tweet was still there, which was even more telling. Yeah. Is that they didn't delete it. I think Jerry Jones wrote that himself. If anybody else wrote that, it would have been down. Dak Prescott gave away the ball twice in the narrow loss to the 49ers. In a matchup, the Cowboys had a chance to win if they didn't, again, generate self-inflicted wounds. That's not a tweet you could send out from your account.
Starting point is 00:17:49 That's disgusting. That's crazy. And he almost threw a third and a fourth. Looked right at the tight end and just let the ball go, and they jumped the route. Like, he don't look off. He don't do a lot of shit that is just quarterback 101. Later, we'll come back to sports,
Starting point is 00:18:03 because y'all putting a lot of sauce on Joe Burrow. Deservedly so, though. We'll talk about it soon. But they're putting a little too much sauce. I'm with you on that. See, until you do agree with me a little bit. All right, we'll talk about it soon. He's QB2, though, right now.
Starting point is 00:18:18 He's QB2. And you can make the argument. I can see why they would make the argument. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see next week. He not QB1. I don't think he is either, but I can see why you might say argument. I can see why they would make the argument. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see next week. He not QB1. I don't think he is either, but I can see why you might say that.
Starting point is 00:18:29 I can't. But it's okay. He's already eclipsed me as a better JB. So, I mean, I was home without a shot. And then Justin Bieber sold his catalog for $200 million. I'm like, damn, I'm slipping in the ranks. I'm like the fifth best JB. God damn it. JB Smooth is on all the commercials. Oh, like the fifth best JB. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:18:45 JB Smoove is on all the commercials. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's over for me. I'm trash. It's fine. It's fine, though. It's fine. What's important?
Starting point is 00:18:54 Did y'all see Drake finally did the Apollo shows that he's been teasing for a minute? Yes. Yep. So he had two back-to-back shows at Apollo. I see what he did there, back-to-back shows at Apollo I see what he did there back-to-back sorry Meek you still got something come on man
Starting point is 00:19:10 set list was amazing phenomenal he took you through the entire career oh yeah that set list was top tier I saw songs on there that i've never seen him do well he i didn't even think he would ever perform some of these records very very
Starting point is 00:19:33 customized set for apollo really okay how long was the show look long to me hour and a half you had about 40 songs yeah like 43 records 43 records or something? Yeah. Dipset came out night one and night two. Uzi came out night two. 21. 21. What song did he perform that you were surprised he performed?
Starting point is 00:19:57 Let me find a set list because it was a bunch of them. Over My Dead Body. He started with that. He started with that. Why were you surprised by that? To start your show with that. With Shots Fired? I don't that the shots fired i don't know no no no no not even on some shots no it's just not one of his the big slaps it's a very fan favorite intro it's not anything that charted made some noise yeah he got other joints to play, but he started with this very mellow intro that I've never seen him do, which is one of my favorite intros from him
Starting point is 00:20:29 by the way. Let me find the set list though so you really understand. He said Cam really gave him his old pink fur. He gotta be Canadian. Gotta be Canadian, right? At some point the Canadian is gonna jump out of him. He's a fan. He had to announce that he's a fan of everybody. That's the part I'm sick of too. Oh man. I can going to jump out of him. He's a fan. He had to announce that. He's a fan of everybody.
Starting point is 00:20:45 That's the part I'm sick of, too. Oh, man. I can't wait to talk to him. Is he who you're not a fan of? That's my only question. Who you're not a fan of? Yeah. He done said it to everybody now. He let you know when he's not a fan, too, though.
Starting point is 00:20:58 No. Yeah, he will. Like who? Anybody. At the time when he's not a fan of you, you'll know. He bring you right to the center of the stage. He's good at that, yo. That guy's a showman.
Starting point is 00:21:11 To put all the light on you and say, yo, there is no me without you. Even if it's true it's corny and Canadian. Mel, answer to it. I swear to God. Yeah, you guys got about two more minutes of this Canadian sling. Balloting everybody. Tell them, are you going to volley to everybody? I swear to God, yeah, you guys got about two more minutes of this Canadian slander. I think it's fine. You're bollying everybody. Tell them, are you going to bollied everybody?
Starting point is 00:21:28 I swear I will. All right, fine. We're sorry. No, it bugged me not even seeing him have a set. Like, they built a set. Shout out to him. It was on the Apollo stage. It was a little Kendrick-y.
Starting point is 00:21:39 The box. I'm saying Apollo, though. Oh, yeah. You don't expect to see that there. Nobody's done an Apollo before. You didn't see it look like that? Yeah, no. Not like that, though. Oh, yeah. You don't expect to see that in Apollo before. You didn't see it look like that? Yeah, no. Not like that, no.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Not like that. They brought the Harlem Bodega there when Fips and them came out. Nice. With the big L mural on the side. Come on, though. That was fire. Oh, I didn't see that part. This is paying homage.
Starting point is 00:22:00 This is knowing where you are and paying homage the proper way. That's a fact. And not for nothing, a lot of artists don't be taking Apollo serious. Even Joe's like, yo, Apollo is this big. For him to really put that much thought into that is fire. I wonder if they did a video. I wonder if they're going to make content out of it, outside of the social media shit.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Well, I want to get to that, but let me read this set list. One, over my dead body. Wu-Tang Fever. Trust issues. Marvin Room. Say something. Feel no ways. Practice.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Jaded. Jungle. Karaoke. Best I ever had. Over. Headlines. Hell yeah, fucking right. Started from the bottom.
Starting point is 00:22:39 I'm on one. No new friends. Energy. Know yourself. Non-stop. God's plan. Laugh now, cry later. Hold on, we're going home. Control of one. Know new friends. Energy. Know yourself. Non-stop. God's plan. Laugh now, cry later. Hold on, we're going home.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Control of one dance in my feelings. Passion fruit. Passion fruit. I love passion fruit. What is this? Way too sexy. Wait for you. Massive.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Calling my name. Sticky. I don't really mean it. Dipset anthem. We fly high. Rich flex. Privileged rapper. Spin bout you.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Jimmy Cook's Knife Talk Legend This nigga's the one yo That's dope I like how he weaved in He would do a bunch of Like lower ones
Starting point is 00:23:11 You know And then hit you with Seven in a row Smash Yeah Hit you with seven Sleeper sleeper sleeper Smash
Starting point is 00:23:17 Grade A performer That's dope Had the Degrassi jersey on When he came Like this is just showing you Like every He put some you every attention to detail. This sounds like content's coming. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:28 It's possible. Well, he announced there that he said he might get bored and make another album this year. Oh, wow. Now, I don't know if he meant him or him in 21 again. Either way, people will be excited about it. They did confirm that this, I believe it's either this spring or this summer they're looking to do a stadium tour him in 21 wow i could see him dropping again though i don't know the arrangement of his new situation but i bet it behooves him to just keep dropping you know i'll be paying attention to whose name is listed on certain things so i don't know if there
Starting point is 00:24:02 would be content made with this because this was ovVO Sound as well, which is the station over at Shade 45. They don't have any video. You know, it's yet. Or there we go. That would be a way to introduce it. This seems like a lot to not have something come out from it. Maybe it won't. But well, you know who did take video?
Starting point is 00:24:23 The police. The police The police The cops were taking video And there was a lot of noise About why the cops were outside Filming the let out They said as people Were walking outside
Starting point is 00:24:34 The cops was literally Just video recording Everybody that came outside That's crazy Standing right there like this That's odd See that made me wonder Who's throwing that show
Starting point is 00:24:44 And in conjunction with who i know it was a serious whatever that ovio sandwich is i didn't want to call g-spin and ask them but it's just odd yeah that's true see and and what i didn't like was their explanation nypd said yeah we were filming this but this is a it was for a social media post showing whose social media account though? the cops? my thing is
Starting point is 00:25:11 you can't it don't matter it's a lie I mean they're lying anyway yeah that's a lie that's a lie if I'm sitting here
Starting point is 00:25:17 filming you something for a piece of content that I'm putting out I already just signed something for that am I tripping but do I remember yes okay but do I remember something about some rumor about Drake But now, I already just signed something for that. Am I tripping? Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:35 But do I remember something about some rumor about Drake having something to do with Young Thug's trial and him supposed to testify in it or something like that? I know what you're talking about. They were talking about the Triple X trial where the defendant who was involved was just trying to get all of the people together that Triple X may have had an issue with at one point and say, we're calling them to stand. I was on that list. Drake was on that list. That's never coming to fruition. So this wouldn't have any kind of correlation to that?
Starting point is 00:25:55 No, no, no, no, no. Okay, all right. NYPD knew some niggas was going to step out. That's all it was. Because Drake was there, and they wanted to catch him. We got him. We got him. We got you there.
Starting point is 00:26:02 We catch you there. That's all they was doing. That little face recognition stuff, they know what they're doing. That's all it was. That's it right there. It's a whole ploy. He stood right there with the little thing like this. Not warrants.
Starting point is 00:26:13 And waiting for it to pop up. Everybody walked out. Yeah. We know what they're doing. I've been at a party. I can't say whose. But it was in New York. This might have been
Starting point is 00:26:25 07 it was an album release party and when we walked out it was like yo you see them over there it was across the street from the club up on the second level in windows with them big boom cameras it was like those are the feds
Starting point is 00:26:41 and they knew who was going to be at this party and was taking pictures. There's a lot of white people there. Yeah. I ain't seen that many white people on 125th Street since the day before that party. I would have to imagine. Every day. No, they had the rose.
Starting point is 00:27:00 See, that's the part that I failed to think of when I was like, Drake's performing at Apollo. It's like, that's Drake. So Drake is bigger than wherever he's going. They had that block sectioned with the Rose everybody lined up police out there like I would have a lot of the attendance was industry people a lot of celebrities a lot of people yeah a lot of media it was hot straight it was it was it was hot over there did they even sell tickets for this? I don't know, but... They didn't sell tickets.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Yeah, this was... This was an industry party. It's an industry thing. I knew that from the reaction Dipset got. What does this do for the Apollo moving forward, though? Because that was just a great set
Starting point is 00:27:40 that put it together. Drake put on... Not saying that, you know, the Apollo was going down. It's still going down saying that, you know, Apollo was going down. It's still going down. You said what? It's still going down. The Apollo's in. Now, hold on. It's going to go up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:27:53 We know it's going to go up. Somebody's going to try to outdo him. Maybe they can't, but... It's over. That's the highest you can go? It's over, brother. Nobody's going to try to outdo him there. I know you're trying to do your devil's advocate thing. It's over. Apollo's over. What do you It's over, brother. Nobody's going to try to outdo him there. I know you're trying to do your devil's advocate.
Starting point is 00:28:05 It's over. Apollo's over. Why are you? What you mean the Apollo? You think the Apollo's going to close? I think the Apollo, in effort to stay open and remain profitable, has been offering very favorable deals to the acts and performers that come through there.
Starting point is 00:28:20 I know that because we were supposed to tour there. And it was like, hey, do you want to do the Apollo where you can make all of this money? Same with King's Theater in Brooklyn. That real, real, real, real big one. 5,000 cap, whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:28:32 And they was giving you, they was paying you to come there, basically. Take the door. You want some of the bar? Take the bar too. Whatever you want. But it's the Apollo.
Starting point is 00:28:41 I didn't want my fans coming to on 25th Street at five o'clock on a Saturday. Eh. Drake could get that off. I'm not contacting the NYPD and all anybody else. No siree. It's like, you want to do the Apollo or the Beacon?
Starting point is 00:28:55 I was like, tough decision. The Beacon. You can put me at the Beacon. But shout out to the Apollo. Listen, we a long way from Guy Ritchie owning Apollo. He's on, though. He's on. I know he's on.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Shout out to Guy. You think I don't know him. You think you know him? Now, that'll be a move. Guy Ritchie? That'll be a move. Yeah. Guy Fisher?
Starting point is 00:29:17 Guy Fisher. Who's Guy Ritchie? You're my man, though. The director. Yeah, exactly. That was married to Madonna. Oh, brother. Please, please, please.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Please, man. Please. Don't start. I director. Yeah, exactly. That was married to Madonna. Oh, brother. Please, please, please. Please, man. Please, man. Please. Don't start. I took an admiral today. Thank you, bitch. And you didn't flip. Guy Ritchie's outside.
Starting point is 00:29:33 No, I didn't say that. Anyway, man. Shout out to Drake. Shout out to OVO. Shout out to G-Spin. Shout out to everybody that was over there. Mm-hmm. And like you said, Barks, I hope there is something to come.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Because I would love to see it. Yeah, I would love to watch that. If I would have known this set list was going to be like that, I would have been there. Not that ass. He sounds totally different with headphones on. How have you guys managed? I know.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Hey, watch it. Watch it. No, watch it, Addy. You want to tell people who's laughing? No, no. That's funny. Salute, salute. You could have been there. Watch it. No. Watch it, Addy. You want to tell people who's laughing? No, no. You just... You think it's funny? Salute, salute.
Starting point is 00:30:07 You could have been there. Salute. Salute. We were invited. He's doubting your credentials. No, I don't know his credentials. He could have been in there. No, he could have.
Starting point is 00:30:17 But, you know, he's being Joe. That's all. He know I'm laughing. I wouldn't have went to that. Of course, yeah. Corny. But, if I'd have known this set was happening,
Starting point is 00:30:24 I might have tried to find a way. Mm-hmm. That set is amazing. Yeah. Especially when the Giants wouldn't do that bullshit. I like it. I could have definitely went and seen the Drake show. Could have been at the Drake show, goddammit.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Word. Shout out to everybody over there. But what a set. What else? What else is important or unimportant? On another note uh the super bowl of movies the oscars the nominations here we go clear it out clear the way exactly okay so we're gonna you know just talk about everybody black first of all because that's what's important
Starting point is 00:30:59 uh viola davis was snubbed uh for the King. She didn't get a Best Actress nomination, which she should have, because they let Anna de Armas for Blonde, Marilyn Monroe story in. Why, I don't know. Anyways, but Angela... I know, right? It's awful.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Anyways, but Angela Bassett was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for Wakanda. And she better win this year, because she was robbed 29 years ago for what's love got to do with it. She definitely lost.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Oh yeah, everybody is going to lose there. You remember 29 years ago, right? Absolutely. That's what I just said. She killed that shit. No, but how about this? I know who beat her.
Starting point is 00:31:37 That's how crazy I know movies and stuff like that. Who beat her? Tell us. Holly Hunter and the piano. Shut up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:44 From the piano? Who did that? Tell us. Holly Hunter and the piano. Shut up. Yeah. From the piano? Who did that? Guy Ritchie? Oh. Chill out. Okay. Yeah. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:31:54 So, yeah. That's what's happening in Oscar nominations. There's a whole bunch of other stuff, but I mean, like, that was- No, come on. I wish we were cultured enough to help you. All right. So, Mel, every year, they got that one movie that's like- Every award show, there's that one album, that one movie that's just nominated for everything.
Starting point is 00:32:07 It's the one movie that sweeps. Yeah. Right, okay. So who's the movie or who's the actress or actor that's nominated for everything? So the movie that is sweeping the nominations is called Everywhere, Everything, All at Once. I heard that was good. That shit was great. No, it's, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Yeah, it deserves all the accolades that it's getting um michelle yao is is nominated for best actress she's probably you are being so sarcastic right now listen i said clear path this is my shit okay that movie was good she's probably she's she's favored to win um interesting snubs tom cruise i swear he can't get an oscar to save his life but he but he should have been nominated for Top Gun Maverick did you guys see that
Starting point is 00:32:47 yes I did I still didn't know you haven't seen that I saw the first one in 81 I can't lie Top Gun Maverick was really good
Starting point is 00:32:56 it was like really really good Avatar you watching all these movies alone planes and shit you know I saw the whole season
Starting point is 00:33:04 of White Lotus on an airplane because I was in the air for like six and a half hours. Well, he asked if you're watching movies alone, not the seasons. Sometimes. Sometimes I go out on a date and I see movies. Sometimes I'm by myself. Okay. What else? Avatar was nominated for Best Picture, but James Cameron did not get Best Director.
Starting point is 00:33:25 There was no women in the Best Director's category, which is some bullshit as well. They got to change that. Yeah, exactly. Oscars, they go back and forth from being Oscars so white and lacking diversity and stuff like that. It's all seeming to be like super performative and symbolic and shit. Elvis was nominated. Elvis was nominated. Come on, Ish.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Come on. Ish is happy about that. I like that movie. I like Elvis. Ish likes it too. We all liked it. Listen, fuck what you think about Elvis. The movie was excellent.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Fuck what you think about Elvis when you go see Elvis. I just want to be clear. It's a little complicated. Elvis was a fucking culture vulture. Let's give Carmelone a movie while we're at it. I just want to be clear. It's a little complicated. Elvis was a fucking culture vulture, you know. Oh, Lord. Let's give Carmel O the movie while we at it. But the actor Austin Butler, he is favored to win Best Actor because he was phenomenal. Is he related to Jared Butler?
Starting point is 00:34:17 He is not. Okay. He is not related to Jared Butler. Yeah. I'm just shut up. Best Supporting Part Of Joe Budden Yeah That's what you're doing now You're supporting
Starting point is 00:34:26 Shut up man Stop doing it Stop Let her get her shit off I'm gonna got you I appreciate you Thank you so much Hey
Starting point is 00:34:33 Rihanna's nominated Hello for best song Go ASAP Yeah There we go That shit No ma That's a win
Starting point is 00:34:42 What What We're gonna see Rihanna and A$AP at the Oscars this year I did yeah
Starting point is 00:34:49 good I'm looking forward to that so yeah that's pretty much what is that movie everything what is that
Starting point is 00:34:57 everything everywhere all at once basically it's this woman she's just kind of meets herself
Starting point is 00:35:04 in other dimensions. Parallel universe type shit. Yeah. Yo, so what's up with Coachella? Everybody's on. I heard that was a good movie though. It really was good. It was a good movie.
Starting point is 00:35:17 It's not super sci-fi. Like, it's just, no. Not really. It's not way out there like that. It's basically all your different, like this woman living different versions of her life in different dimensions.
Starting point is 00:35:28 So she gets to see what she would have been in different dimensions. And her husband and I think her daughter show up in every single life just as something different. Okay. Really pretty, yeah. Profound. It was good.
Starting point is 00:35:40 You know. I want to go watch it. Yes, if I can make another suggestion, this is not a nominated movie, but you guys just have to see it. And especially if you love Idris Elba, watch it. It's called 3,000 to go watch it. Yes. If I can make another suggestion, this is not a nominated movie, but you guys just have to see it. And especially if you love Idris Elba, watch it. It's called 3,000 Years of Longing.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Okay. The genie one that you told me. Yes. Any movies coming out this summer you think we should look out for? Or next year. Ant-Man. 17.
Starting point is 00:36:00 You good? You finished? You sure? Mario. All right. There we go. I'm okay. I'm okay now. I'm with you, Flip.? Mario? All right. There we go. I'm okay. I'm okay now.
Starting point is 00:36:05 I'm with you, Flip. Thank you. All right. I see something that says, Planned Parenthood treats the meat. Yes. I also saw something about that floating around online. It was a spoof commercial.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Treats the meat. To let people know that men, men can go to Planned Parenthood. Arby's? What? What's up with you, man? I've never even been to Arby's. Can you go to the plant? Arby's? Oh, my God. What's up with you, man? I've never even been to Arby's. Me neither, but you know, Arby's got the,
Starting point is 00:36:30 we got the meat commercial pause. Hey, yo, come on. I said pause, bro. I said you're meant to roll a duck. I watch TV, man. I got you. Just had a little clip to be looking into your surgery, right? I've always found it really interesting
Starting point is 00:36:41 that they got Bing Rames to be the spokesperson for Arby's, and he says at the end of it, in the most masculine way, we've got the meat. No? No. No one else wondered? And it's Arby's, not ARMYs. It's Arby's, not ARMYs. You okay to add a word?
Starting point is 00:36:57 I said Arby's. Fuck off. No, sis. Anyways, whatever. So Planned Parenthood treats the meat. Treats the meat. Most people have this assumption that Planned Parenthood treats the meat Most people have this assumption That Plant Parenthood is just where
Starting point is 00:37:07 Everybody goes to get an abortion Because they don't know how to use birth control properly But 30% of their clientele are men And they go there for the treatment of like STDs or regular checkups Or vasectomies Snip, snip, snip You can get snipped at Plant Parenthood
Starting point is 00:37:24 You can get snipped at Plant P Parenthood? You can get snipped at Planned Parenthood. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Ever. I'm sorry. At all. I damn it,
Starting point is 00:37:29 don't get my car done for me when I was into that. Oh my God. You guys are so shady. Planned Parenthood, I get so upset whenever I see
Starting point is 00:37:39 that people are like boycotting it or protesting and stuff like that. A lot of people need Planned Parenthood. People who are indigent, homeless, low income, trans, they need services that are provided by Planned Parenthood
Starting point is 00:37:55 because they can't go anywhere else. Okay, true. That's on the gang. That's true. I'm with her on that. That's a round of applause for that. I think that they need to lead with the Treat the Meat campaign, actually. I think that would do very well.
Starting point is 00:38:10 As a matter of fact, I would like to produce that for them. I don't know how far you'll go in marketing. I don't know how far you'll go in marketing. Treat the Meat? Why not? Give them ribs. There we go. Right there.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Your anger issue, your anger with men issues off on us during that whole menstrual test yeah you did listen no no no one to five in like two seconds here's the thing is because it wouldn't stop it because that's what real life is like for us that's number one number two i was totally not mad at you guys i just had to represent for all us females why you ain't put it on and give us the mic? Because I went through, I don't know, 30 something years of that.
Starting point is 00:38:50 How about that? How about them apples? You don't get them no more? Huh? I do, but the cramps are... Whoa, that's invasive, man. What's wrong with you, man?
Starting point is 00:39:00 You okay, man? I got you. Don't do that. How she worded it. I wasn't trying to be funny. Yeah, no. My cramps have like, you know, they've kind of subsided. And Mel? I got you. Don't do that. Because of how she worded it. I wasn't trying to be funny. Yeah, no. My cramps have, like, you know, they've kind of subsided. And Mel, I got you.
Starting point is 00:39:09 She don't fuck with you after the party. Y'all notice that? She don't fuck with none of us after the party. I realize that. She go home, get in her little yoga bag, mind her business, do her thing. Hey, Flip, she follow you back yet? Nah, she ain't follow me back. I didn't follow up.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Yeah, she don't follow up. Are y'all having a standoff? Oh. back. I didn't follow up. Yeah, she don't follow up. Are y'all having a standoff? Oh. Yeah, I didn't follow up. One of those. You waiting, too. You keep checking the little. Keep checking the little thing.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Refresh. She don't get with you. I'm good. Wait right there. Beyonce performed in Dubai. I don't know about that. Get that money. $25 million, $24 million, something like that. Get that money $25 million $24 million Something like that
Starting point is 00:39:45 Get that money Performed in Dubai For the opening Of one of those Huge glitzy Ritzy Hotels I don't remember
Starting point is 00:39:52 Resorts $24 million For a performance Nice She performed all day Probably not 30 minutes No she didn't
Starting point is 00:40:01 For 24 mil You would have been out there Like a job Pack a lunch and everything. Not if you're Beyonce. Yeah, you're right. Can't be mad at that. Listen now.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Listen, listen. Drake just performed at the Apollo. Nobody really knows why. Nobody knows who paid him, how he got paid. Call it pocket watching. But I do think it's important. Beyonce performed for 24 million dollars in dubai cardi when they tried to go it go it get it cardi b for performing as something that
Starting point is 00:40:32 looked like a small intimate backyard party she quickly corrected fans it was like uh this is a wedding party they paid me these hedge fund people paid me a million dollars for 10 minutes like there's really nothing y'all could say to me. My point is, we saw what happened with Taylor Swift. My point is, performances, live performances, they're about to be valued differently. They're changing that shit right before our eyes. That's going to be the stunt. That's the stunt. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:59 That's going to be a luxury ticket, a premium purchase item. You heard what Corey said when he tried to go out and get tickets to watch the fight in D.C. with all his drug dealer friends. They sold him some fake tickets, sent him right to the door with some fake tickets. You lying. Trying to buy off the scalper. Yeah, they got his ass. They got him. I'm just saying live shows, live streaming, live shows, streaming, period.
Starting point is 00:41:24 I think they're readjusting certain things in front of our face right now. It's just something to look out for. You might not be wrong. Yeah, you... When the last time y'all seen the lower tier acts
Starting point is 00:41:33 tour consistently? On the festivals. Outside of festivals. No, I'm just saying, that's what they've been... That's what they've kind of been reduced to. Not reduced,
Starting point is 00:41:43 I don't want to sound the wrong way, but y'all got to hit this. It is reduced, because it's not yours. It's a hard ticket, but it's 100,000 people there for the festival. It's not you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:53 That would be worrisome to me moving forward. I mean, it's hard to, being that the last year and a half, two years, we kind of got fucked up by the pandemic. Oh, pandemic, my ass. It's much deeper than the pandemic.
Starting point is 00:42:09 But it should be sonically, just the sonic sounds that are in ain't indicative of, hey, go perform at a live show. And I would think the pandemic would do just the opposite anyway. I think the pandemic will open the door for all of the acts to be outside, not just the majors. But I'm saying it feels like we haven't seen smaller acts touring because smaller acts were not in a place to tour because it was a pain in the ass to do anything
Starting point is 00:42:33 because you had to do... I don't think there's anywhere today for the smaller acts to tour. I mean, that's another conversation too. A lot of places are shutting down or shut down because of the pandemic. Not even that. The big places are run by Live Nation.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Live Nation owns venues now. They own everything. I think smaller acts or older acts, they kind of take their they go across the pond. They go to Europe. They go to Asia. That's where they're getting some of their money. That's facts. From touring. Maybe out of
Starting point is 00:43:01 desperation. It wasn't called desperation. My market is there. I can get paid there. Yeah, but y'all not even the first over there, right? Like Corey just said that India beat out China for population now,
Starting point is 00:43:17 right? I remember five, six years ago the company was telling me, hey, we're going out. Our focus is not America. It ain't America. Our focus is Africa America it ain't America our focus is Africa Africa India
Starting point is 00:43:27 just other places India is a lot of people's primary focus mm-hmm just something to keep an eye out on that's all yeah
Starting point is 00:43:36 it's definitely interesting especially with especially with some more shit that I don't really know about the Taylor Swift Ticketmaster debacle that I don't really know about. The Taylor Swift Ticketmaster
Starting point is 00:43:46 debacle that I think is big business being done on that side. Oh yeah, no question. That's huge business because that's all the same. But it ain't big business for respectfully the Joey Badasses and the Benny the Butchers. It's reserved big business.
Starting point is 00:44:03 No, it's big business for the upper. Like bundles. Remember bundles? Everybody couldn't sell a bundle. But I will say that I've had trouble getting tickets the same way for smaller acts as I have for major acts with the same shit that's happening with, like I tried to get tickets for Bad Bunny, right?
Starting point is 00:44:20 Everyone, I've talked about that here. Big problem. Tried to get tickets for Jid and I forgot who he was doing it with. Someone else I want to see. It was the same shit. You had to go to a reseller. It was marked up 3X. It was the same shit for a smaller show.
Starting point is 00:44:31 While we're on shows, I'm telling y'all now, the second that Usher pops up in Vegas in March, I'm going. Why everybody can't call their significant other or a friend, Melissa, and come out to Vegas. Come out to, yeah, your core you can go with Melissa you look like her security which is in March
Starting point is 00:44:48 I think he starts back up in March fact check that for yourselves but when us your pops up in Vegas pick when you pick the day send it to the group chat I definitely go wait I'm not in the group for real like oh well you don't even follow people so I mean that is true
Starting point is 00:45:03 okay team building why you don't even follow people, so. I mean, that is true. Okay. It's team building. Why you ain't got Melissa in the group chat, yo? Dead ass. Apparently. This ain't in there either. I ain't in there either. Well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:45:14 You're not in there. Mel, you can come. Yeah, you can come in the group chat, Mel. Okay, thank you. Yeah, you can come. Watch, watch. Now it's going to pop up. Now it's going to pop up.
Starting point is 00:45:23 No, no, no. No, no, no. He's going to find our phone now. My man got me in the group chat. He's going to find our phone now. My man got me in the group chat already. You're going to keep... No, we're not talking about that. That's on Instagram. We don't care about that.
Starting point is 00:45:31 You're so slow. We're talking about the group chat. Why ain't no chat you was talking about, you asshole? I mean, you know... He just made that. Exactly, because they left me out the big one. So I made my own. He's the only one talking in there.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Oh, shit. Watch your mouth. You my man, yo. Watch your mouth. You my man. You my own. He's the only one talking in there. Oh, shit. Watch your mouth. You my man, yo. Watch your mouth. You my man. I'm mad I ain't seen you since you got that advance, too. I'm a little mad about that. Don't switch up.
Starting point is 00:45:54 It's too soon to switch up. Too soon. You got to give it at least five years. Five? Yes. Five months. Look at these niggas planning to switch up. Five years?
Starting point is 00:46:05 If you never plan to switch up. Five years? We got them. If you never plan to switch up, then the time ain't really. You know what I mean? Time not real anyway. It could be five years. Oh, God. Anyway. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:13 What else is important or unimportant? Let's see here. George Santos. Dressing in drag. Scamming his way to the top. And my favorite part of it all, he explained it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Where's my wire thing? No, no. Can somebody tell me who that is? George Santos? Yeah. New York Congressman. Oh, okay. That's been under fire
Starting point is 00:46:36 for the last couple months because he keep getting caught in lies and shit. Yeah, he lied about everything. All types of shit. Also, he's a politician. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Lies way to the top. No, but he's lied about a lot. He lied about all types of shit. Also, he's a politician. Yeah, exactly. He lies way to the top. No, but he's lied about a lot of stuff. He's lied about his education. He's lied about certain accolades. He's lied about a lot of stuff. He will. No. So, a politician, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Well, and apparently he's pretty hard on that community. The LGBT community. With his beliefs. But they have him in drag. Okay. They have him dressed head to toe in drag somewhere shaking a tail feather. So they caught him at an airport, asked him about it, and I saved it just for you guys. Were you ever dragged in Brazil?
Starting point is 00:47:21 I was not a drag queen in Brazil. I was young and I had fun at a festival. Hey, hey. He was not dressed in drag in Brazil. He was young, having fun at a festival while being dressed in drag. In Brazil. They said he was doing it for years. He's been doing that for years.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Could have been Pase have been it don't matter yeah yeah that's that's why they changed the bathrooms and shit right I lost my don't bring that up please also while
Starting point is 00:47:57 while we're on this Aretha Franklin allegedly is turning in her grave because the LGBTQ plus community, allegedly. We don't know this. Big allegedly. We haven't talked to the president.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Who's the president of that? Yo. I'm asking. No, man. Allegedly, they're mad at her hit song in 1969, whatever year it was. 68. You make me feel like a natural woman oh come on
Starting point is 00:48:27 they say it's divisive come on and they said there's no such thing as a natural woman man so what is it dividing come on we're not doing that yeah we're not doing that Martin Luther King died that year Alright we just leave that year alone Let that year be what it is You make me feel like I'm natural I can see why they had a problem What? Sing the song
Starting point is 00:48:55 Word on the street it was not serious Word on the street it wasn't serious It's not a real official group It's like a spoof Wait did the BBL girls have a problem with it too? Oh, easy. Yo. Easy.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Yo, CB, what the fuck? Easy. That's a good one, CB. Where's the sound effects with the gunshots? I see exactly what y'all on today. Parked? I mean, I'm just wondering. That was a long fucking time.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Ever since the... You've been on a different plane than him. Nah, you know, ever since they took the Parks cam, he's just been. I'm wondering. Ever since you've been on a different plane. Nah, you know, ever since they took the parks cam, he's just been on some other shit. You don't got no cam no more? Ever since his wife been giving him rent, he's just been really showing his ass. Oh, since the beginning of time.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Yeah, I ain't throwing it up. I figured him out, by the way. I got to the bottom of that. I wasn't going to let that rest. I figured it out. I figured it out. You got him? Nah, I got him. We got him. We got him. I got him. I got him. If it's good. I figured it out. I figured it out. You got him? No, I got him.
Starting point is 00:49:45 We got him. I got him. I got him. If it's good, I'm back on your side. If it's good. If it's not, I'm back on that side. All right, you ready? I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:49:56 He going to lie. I don't even want him to hear me. He going to lie. I'll take the earphone out. I don't want him to hear me. You ready for it? This is my only logical explanation. Park's wife don't know how much money you make.
Starting point is 00:50:09 She does, actually. I have a lot. You want coal? Park, get out of here, Park. Hey, guess what? I don't care what he says. I don't care. I knew he was going to say that.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Yeah. Buddy, they've been together their whole life, 10 years or some shit. Of course they had an arrangement. Of course they had an arrangement when they first got together. We staying over here, we make an end meet or whatever. And if we got that arrangement, guess what? And they don't spend no money. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:42 He ain't coming in with no outlandish shit that'll make him be like, it's the same Tim, same jeans, same car. He ain't fooling me with this fucking I'm every man shit he on. He ain't tricking me one bit. Natural man. Yeah. I'm a natural man. I'm a natural man.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Come on, man. Oh, man. That's funny. That's all I got. You on my side or what? On your side. Yeah, I'm on your side. I'm on your side.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Yeah, Parks. I said this. You know my side or what? On your side. Yeah, I'm on your side. I'm on your side. Yeah, Parks. I said this. You know what I mean. I know you said it. Parks drops two albums a year. Lord, no. Grammy nominee. I'm talking about your own shit.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Yeah, yeah. Know how I got him? We got him. Know how I got him? True. And then we getting off him because this is my man. Not too much on Parks.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Easy on him. No, I know she don't know what he make. She cash out with him, right? Think about it. Just think about it. Ah, the $600 limit.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Cash out with no $600 limit? No, before it gets taxed. Taxable income? Yeah. You got him, buddy. Yeah, I got it. Come on, yo. How long did you come up with that? We got him. He ain't let that shit go since he's a yo. How long did it take you to come up with that? We got him. He ain't let that shit go since the 70s.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Hell no. He made us look like fools. He didn't let it go. He made us look like fools. You crazy? This guy take this shit to the park. Y'all ain't going to lie, Parks. And I knew my girl got me, too.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Parks got a lot of people in trouble, yo. Stupid ass phone calls on the pod. She's talking about, yo, you going to pay the rent? You know what? You've been here for four years. You deserve it, yo. I'm doing all about, yo, you gonna pay the rent? You know what? You've been here for four years. You deserve it. Yo, I'm doing all right.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yo, I got you now. I knew that when I said that, she looking for a place. She asked me that while she looking for a place. Guess what happened as soon as I said that? Nice replace? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Pools in the background. Pools in the background. Marble kitchen. And I'm like, yo, bitch. Slow down. Pools in the background Marble kitchen And I'm like yo bitch Slow down What you need a marble kitchen for I mean let's think this through
Starting point is 00:52:32 The waterfall island Let's think this through How would you set your kisses Marble ain't good Marble ain't good Yeah we gonna stop doing that whole significant other segment of the podcast It's over for that one significant other segment of the podcast. It's over for that one.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Nah, yo, speaking of significant others. What you did, yo. Nah. Oh, never. I want to get y'all thoughts on this. There's a rapper. His name is Bandman Kevo. Ice rappers, y'all.
Starting point is 00:53:01 I love ice. I love ice rappers. Ice got a wild list of rappers. His name is Bandman Kevin. All right, give it to us. Did you say Bandit Kevin? Bandman. Bandman. So apparently he has his girlfriend or fiance under contract.
Starting point is 00:53:18 And the contract is, yo, if we split up and then you go on to pop because you've been associated with me, I want 50%. Did he pop yet? Yo. I don't know. No disrespect to him. He might be popping. I don't know. Online, he's.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Okay. Shout out to him. Yeah. I'm not familiar with his music. But again, it might be a come up. See, that's my point about him. I don't know who our people. Somehow, we're here talking about him. It's not for him. I don't even. He got his girl. It's all a come up. That's my point about who are people. Somehow we're here talking about him.
Starting point is 00:53:45 I don't know. It's not for him. I don't know. I got his girl. It's all about the topic. I like this topic. His girl. I said that in 05.
Starting point is 00:53:54 What the fuck we talking about? Nigga, y'all 17 years. Let me see. Carry the two. You should have had a company. Y'all late as hell. Yo. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:54:03 I watched about seven of them leave me and take off with my name. Mike was right about Joe's Angels, man. More than just your name. Yo, you see. Sure enough. You were getting 20% on that one. Oh, man. Ice was managing.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Ice was taking your big. Yo, that's crazy. We really played. I don't know what you're talking about, son. We're talking about when you was managing Shorty. Yeah. Yo, friend groups really need to discuss what the rules should be during breakups with exes.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Wait, he still managed after the breakup? He's sitting right there. Ask him. Ask him. Just for content. I thought you Ask him. Ask him. Just for content. I thought you put him on that gig. I'm asking a question. Ish.
Starting point is 00:54:53 No, I'm serious. How long you know me? Oh, you did. How long you know me? He did? A long time. Yes, he did. No, no.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Ish know me a long time. Oh, I thought it was two. You just stopped interrupting me. Ish, you know me a long time. I know what you're about to say, I think. Listen to me. I know what you're about to say. Maybe you don't know this about me and it's very vulnerable.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Anybody that I'm fly with and then we not fly no more, I want them to fail. I don't want them to do good, especially not with assistance from any of my people. Ice. This nigga.
Starting point is 00:55:28 So it's not that I want you to do better. No, that's a myth. In 2023, I'm not lying. It's not with me. No, not only do I want them to fail, I check every day to make sure that they're still failing. Why are you pointing at me? I'm like, all right, he tried to get some momentum right here.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Nah, that ain't working, nigga. Come on, it's time to just be honest, yo. And lucky for me, by the grace of God, they are. They all fail. They are. Every last one of them. I ain't going to hold you. All of them.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I check every last one. They all bad. They all doing bad, yo. You in your bag right now. Stop. No, for real. Calm down, doing bad, yo. You in your bag right now. Stop. They doing, nah, for real. Calm down, bro. Nah.
Starting point is 00:56:07 So you in your bag. Hey, don't never let them tell you that God ain't real. So stop. Hey, won't he do it? Huh? Won't he do it? Every time you did it for all them bum ass niggas. Calm down.
Starting point is 00:56:16 That nigga took the blessing away. Stop. They struggling trying to front on YouTube. I see it, nigga. Whoa. What? They all on YouTube. Whoa. Everybody. Easy. No. So Ish, nigga. Whoa! What? They all on YouTube. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:56:25 Everybody. Easy! No! So, Ish, that's what I want to tell you about me. Nah, don't put it all on me. Y'all be wanting to see niggas do good after they beef with y'all?
Starting point is 00:56:36 No. No. Thank you! Mind me some honest. No. Not that shit. I don't. Oh, here come contrarian, man.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Oh, here come, oh, here come Kate Birdian. man. Oh, here come Cape Verdean. Come on, you got a cape. You got himself a cape. We got him. Here comes the Cape Verdean. I really don't care how they do, though. Here comes the Cape.
Starting point is 00:56:55 I don't care. I'm going to keep it a buck. I want them to fail. I had a couple exes I was checking. You want them to fail? Yeah, it depends on the person. I really don't care. Niggas too.
Starting point is 00:57:05 So why would I want Ice to start managing my ex? This was. No, but I'm asking you. And you think he came and talked to me about it? Yo, I see opportunity here. No. I thought you put him on that job. I did too.
Starting point is 00:57:17 We wouldn't even talk. You don't want to see me winning. No, you told me the story before. I didn't put him on no job. I thought you were up until last year with you, nigga. That's the only job I ever gave him. I just hired him. I'm a joke.
Starting point is 00:57:31 You know what I'm saying? What? You did that, bro. What? I did that. I got the backfire from that. I got the backfire from you, nigga. No, you did your own shit.
Starting point is 00:57:39 No, then you went, yeah, anybody be wild. The niggas get with me and start wild. You went and did your own shit. No, but I got the, look how mad you started it, nigga. I didn't be wild. And niggas get with me and start wildin'. No, but I got to cut the, look how mad you started it. Nigga, you punch me. I didn't start nothin'.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Ice calling around the city, hey, do you have any location for a twerk class? Nigga, get the fuck out of my face before I fuck you up. See, you started that, nigga. I'll punch you in your face. My shit was light. I didn't even. Hey, you got some weird rockin', maybe.
Starting point is 00:57:56 My shit was light. Send some people in here to do a twerk class. What's a twerk class? Well, my man just broke up with his girl. I see opportunity there. Nigga, stop telling my business to everybody. Oh, man, yeah. Anyway. Oh, shit. All right, what else important? class well my man just broke up with his girl I see opportunity there oh man yeah anyway oh shit
Starting point is 00:58:08 alright what else is important so do you agree with homeboy having his girl under the 360? yes conniving hussies yo listen to these masochists he should know about 360s right? yes all of them fucking leeches leeching dirty. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:58:27 What? Stop, nigga. No, no. What happened to you today? Because you shot some big shit today, you feeling yourself? Stop. That million dollar shit you talking about, stop, bro. Pause.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Pause. Stop. You shot some big shit. You know what I'm talking about. Yo. Can you just anyway? You disagree with that? Yeah, man. We don't care. We don't give a fuck. Of Yo. Yeah. You disagree with that? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:58:45 We don't care. We don't give a fuck. Of course. Yeah, I ain't. Yeah, we don't give a fuck about it. Come on, do your thing, man. We're not even mad at that. Fuck out of here. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:55 We just got on hard for seeing the ex go off and get 82 mil. She make her name off you and pop up and is now Rihanna somewhere. You tight, nigga. Lie. I can make another Rihanna, nigga. Do it. That's how confident I am in myself, nigga. I know.
Starting point is 00:59:09 I know. You a full-time dad running around town with your son. You ain't gonna have time to make another Rihanna. Are you dumb? You making skits, content. If he made one. Watch that skit talk. Watch that skit talk.
Starting point is 00:59:17 If he made one. I ain't playing with none of these niggas. Hey, before that Buffalo game went off, I followed Stephon Diggs on Instagram just to make sure none of my old bitches was over there. Consolidant? Yeah. That nigga over there dropping shit. You be shooting.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Nah, I don't want to see nobody. Nah, don't leave me and get with Stephon Diggs or his brother. My girl be sending me niggas that be DMing her. I check. I be like, ah, it's good. Still, he's much. It's still months. All right, come on.
Starting point is 00:59:52 What we doing? What we doing? What we doing? Get off me. Not too much on Joe. Not too much on Joe. So in line with the topic, Ben Simmons was engaged. I know.
Starting point is 01:00:02 And then the Sixers let him go. All right, fine. I know. And then the Sixers let him go. All right, fine. I'm here all week. I got DVDs for sale to your left as you exit. Some of my best bits. Ben Simmons was engaged. He gave his shorties allegedly an $800,000 wedding ring. Something light.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Something. That ain't light, nigga. It might look light to him. But anyway, they broke up. He's now had his attorney send Shorty real legal papers to get the ring back. Where do we stand?
Starting point is 01:00:37 I agree with him. Run my shit. I hope she keeps it. Of course you do. Give my ring back. Who broke up with who? I don't know. I don't care. Of course you do. Give my ring back. I hope she keeps it. Who broke up with who? I don't know. I don't care. Nah, it matters.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Does it, CP? It doesn't matter. I'm going to say it was the guy that has shown nothing but commitment issues since we've known him.
Starting point is 01:00:55 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's the guy that keeps having problems with contracts. Wait, they say that about me.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Oh, it rings. That's funny. Fuck you, wait they say that about me oh it rings it was right there i'm sorry i hope she don't give it back but but not because uh i agree with y'all ideology it's him it's him you don't want him him. You don't want him to get it. My problem, I don't want him to get the ring back from her. She's a sweetheart. Love her. This nigga, I don't like that he left the Sixers and then tried to get that money back from them. That's really what's driving my gears. He left them and sued them to try to get some contract money back.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Talking about some mental health shit after, dog, you know what you did. Stop it. So for me, this is a pattern of you making a deal with somebody and then calling some niggas to try to get some money back in finagle. Normally, I'm with the guy. Get your ring back. That's why I'm never leaving New Jersey. The ring is coming back.
Starting point is 01:01:54 If you're in New Jersey, that ring was given to you. Yeah, that's a fact. I did not know this. I didn't know that either. I didn't know it either until I got an engagement ring. Until you needed to know it. And a breakup happened without us getting clear
Starting point is 01:02:09 how the ring was coming back. But the lawyers in New Jersey, an engagement ring is given under the pretense that you're getting married. If you do not get married. It's not a gift. It's not a gift.
Starting point is 01:02:20 And that, I believe that. I wonder how that falls in other states and places. He said what? I wonder how that falls in other states. I think it's a gift.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Like, that's what I heard. I didn't know that that was in New Jersey. I can't speak for anyone outside of New Jersey. That wasn't a gift. But in Ben Simmons' case,
Starting point is 01:02:40 I hope he don't get that ring back. I do. I disagree with that, by the way. That whole, it's a gift thing. Yeah, it's not a gift. Because I'm, not even that. Like, it's given during ring back. I do. I disagree with that, by the way. That whole it's a gift thing. Yeah, it's not a gift.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Because I'm... Not even that. Like, it's given during a proposal. I'm asking, will you marry me? You're saying yes. You're committing to something right there. That's what the ring is for. I'm not saying a gift.
Starting point is 01:02:54 At the end of the day, I just buy you a car. 100% not a gift. Yeah, it's not a gift. When you break up, what are you going to do with it after? Whatever I want to do with it. They're not you. I'm talking about the woman. For the first time, I got a Rolex.
Starting point is 01:03:03 What's she going to do with it after? The second time. What's your man? Bust it down, nigga. Exactly. So I'm not letting you keep that. So now we can spin it.
Starting point is 01:03:13 So now what happens if y'all get married? Just stay here. You get married and then y'all get a divorce. It's the same pretense. You want the ring back still? No.
Starting point is 01:03:23 No. Because I'm going to tell you why. Why I don't. The ring was for us to get married. We got married. You fulfilled that. Yeah. In a divorce, I'm not asking for a ring back.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Yeah, that's totally different. I got other much bigger things that I'm asking for back. The ring mod, that's so we could be amicable but no I really hope I really hope I never go through a divorce yeah I guess you have to go through a marriage before you say are you planning on getting married you've been divorced plant what you've been divorced I've been divorced from who that's how That's how I view it. Like, I don't necessarily look at these marriages
Starting point is 01:04:08 the same way just in the state's eyes. Fam, I think if you've been in a long-term, really committed relationship, and you break up with your chick, it's... That's not the same. No. That's not the same at all.
Starting point is 01:04:18 You've been in a divorce. I think it... I thought you were going somewhere else with it. Yeah, business-wise. You've been in a business contract with somebody, and we have to now, we're at a disagreement and we got to dissolve this contract, that's the divorce.
Starting point is 01:04:30 So you look at that more of a divorce in a business aspect than an emotional, totally involved, life intertwined. Yes, because that's one-sided. That's one-sided. What is? When you just have a very good long-term relationship with somebody.
Starting point is 01:04:42 What's the one side? The one side is the love and emotion. No. A little bit of economics, but one side is the love and emotion. No. A little bit of economics, but it's not the same at all. Yes, it is true. I guess it's a case. That's not true because when I broke up with my ex, we owned over millions of dollars worth of property.
Starting point is 01:04:54 We were definitely tied. You were both in business. I'm just saying, I guess it's a case-by-case basis because in my opinion, your lives are so intertwined that it's harder to separate than just a business that's you know i'm saying like well yeah but you're you're jaded because you're talking about a situation where it was both business and love if it's just strictly a loving relationship you know we're a couple no business aside from maybe someone cash apps you some rent
Starting point is 01:05:21 or whatever that's a different conversation. You can break that off and there's no shit. Yeah, I think we're sleeping on how tumultuous a divorce can be when you're involved in that type of relationship and marriage that you're talking about. All the people that I've seen go through it.
Starting point is 01:05:40 At the top of the pod, I was talking about that pre-summer breakup and I was joking but i was serious i'm seeing some relationships go through some things where you just know you're not going to make it to the summer and in a divorce everybody i've seen that had to go through a divorce that should change their entire life mindset their thinking their soul internally the keynote came came in seven here and talked to us about it did my neighbor dude did I bumped into on the
Starting point is 01:06:09 scooter came and told us about I bumped in a neighbor on a scooter mm-hmm he was like yeah I was married for 30 years nothing happened everything was great but one day my wife woke up and said I don't want to be married and that's what I was getting ready to say like you, you mentioned in the love and shit change. For quite a few people, once it gets to the divorce part, that love, all of that feeling, emotion shit kind of died off a little bit. I think that's one-sided. So it's now we just at the business side.
Starting point is 01:06:36 What are we busting down this contract, which is that marriage? Now let's bust this down. So if that's a two-sided thing, where we both are not in love anymore, the business piece is easy. I think that the business part
Starting point is 01:06:50 is hard when the emotion is still there, when the bitterness is there. Now we fighting over, we scratching and clawing and being petty over assets. I think if you don't love,
Starting point is 01:06:59 if the man don't love the woman, the woman don't love the man no more, I think the business... No. No. It wouldn't be easy. No. One party gonna think they deserve more than the other. I don't love the man no more. I think the business... No. No. One party going to think they deserve more than the other.
Starting point is 01:07:09 I want to lose. It's a little complicated. That's emotion. No, I'm not out of love for you. That could just be two people that had a partnership and started a business together. Exactly. It ain't got nothing to do with love. Sure. But now we busting this down because we got a difference in ideology.
Starting point is 01:07:25 We see it so often. I made you, you made me. Who made me? No, I'm not letting you get all of this. I put more into this. Exactly. So I want this. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:07:32 There's always going to be a disagreement as to who nurtured the business in its infancy, what role each person played. And that's a matter of personal perception that you'll constantly be at war over but 30 years that poor guy divorce blindsided
Starting point is 01:07:51 yeah yeah that's my man I gotta check on him yeah you do but yeah divorce never sounds like I maybe hear
Starting point is 01:07:59 one or two stories out of 200 where it was smooth word that is scary to me. It is. Of course. The breakups. How about you? I've never been divorced.
Starting point is 01:08:12 Ever married? Never married. Engaged. How many times? Twice. Twice. You get that shit back or not? Oh, no. Melissa Ford. Okay. Melissa Ford. No, Oh, no. Melissa Ford. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Melissa Ford. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Mel Ford. No, no, no. Mel Ford, come on. No, no. America, bud.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Okay, check this out. So, one time, I found a ring. So, I knew that he was going to propose to me. See, that's why y'all need to mind your business. No, no, no, no. So, guess what? I checked out so fast. I packed up all my stuff and left. Damn. Okay, so we got- gonna propose to me see that's why y'all need to mind your business no no no so guess what i i checked out so fast i packed up all my stuff and and left damn okay so we got issues here yo do you
Starting point is 01:08:52 see this stuff that women can say that we cannot what if a dude did that he would be a scum on your this particular this particular this particular this situation, I knew what was going to happen. When I saw that ring, I knew that he was going to make a public display out of the proposal. And my response to that, because I didn't want that, I didn't want him to feel humiliated, because at that moment, I knew I will never marry him. How long were y'all together? A few years. This was before the hit song?
Starting point is 01:09:26 That was not You're not too much a male This is a vulnerable moment It was not him And then The second Engagement I found a tape of him
Starting point is 01:09:37 Having sex with another woman Why are you always Looking for something? I just said that How come you just Keep seeming to find things? You from the Caribbean You know what they tell you in the Caribbean
Starting point is 01:09:48 Don't look if you don't want to see Mind your business Apparently I wanted to find out But is that your thing? Like looking for shit? No, I didn't want to go looking for anything Were you cleaning both times? He had the tape on the table
Starting point is 01:09:58 No, listen With a play me button on it Here's the thing I walked into the closet And then when I walked in the closet I had this overwhelming feeling that- To get dressed. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 01:10:07 Here we go. You got an overwhelming feeling that you should get dressed. No, no. And go snooping through shit. I had this overwhelming feeling that there was something that I was supposed to find. However- No. Wait.
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Starting point is 01:10:26 We got her. We got her. We got her so I looked around the closet because I didn't want to go through everything and I was like alright alright okay let me just where would I hide if I was a tape there exactly so I looked up in the top of the closet and I saw a box sitting by itself nothing else was around it and I said that's it go through me
Starting point is 01:10:57 so I did something else so I went up I grabbed the box and I made a deal with myself if I can guess what's in the box without knowing, I'd never seen this box before. If I can guess what's in the box and I'm right, then I proceed. If I'm wrong, I put the box back and I... So you lied to yourself. I did not lie to myself.
Starting point is 01:11:18 But if you was wrong, it was going to eat away at you to see what the hell is that then. Listen, but that's not what happened. But you're saying that, You're making false promises. Yeah. I know. So I said to myself, I was like this. So now she's in someone else's closet talking to herself. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:11:31 About their shit. About their box that has nothing to do with her. But got it. The whole box didn't make a whole lot of sense because it was a coach shoe box. And it was a size 9. And his foot was like a size 12. So I was like, this is just not supposed to be. Magic Johnson. OK. this is just not supposed to be.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Magic Johnson. Okay. This is just a thing. So I was like, I said to myself, I was like, there's going to be a camcorder and tapes in here. That's what I said to myself. I opened it up.
Starting point is 01:11:54 There's camcorder and tapes. I was like, okay, I need to see what's on. I need to see. So you went and bought a VCR? No, it was like the mini camcorder tapes.
Starting point is 01:12:04 But what's wrong with that? Yeah. They could have been old. Everything is wrong with what she just said. Because you know your person. And you know what they're capable of. And he was not an upstanding guy. And I was in love with a dirt bag.
Starting point is 01:12:17 Yes. And I was in a super toxic relationship. I did not know how to extricate myself from it. Yes. Were you just looking for a way out? I was. I loved him so much but I was. Yes or no? No, you didn't.
Starting point is 01:12:32 Because you didn't. It sounded like you went in there. You disrespected his space. Invaded his pride. You didn't communicate with him. You weren't expressive. You didn't allow him the space to be vulnerable. Allow him the space to trust you and was the tape old was it old that thing about the
Starting point is 01:12:49 now she triggering me the audacity of women when you take them to your house trust them to leave them in your house and then they go through everything in your house and still be arrogant enough to come to you and tell you the problem they have. That's crazy. Do you know how crazy that sounds? It does. Yes, we do.
Starting point is 01:13:13 That sounds insane. No, we don't. Okay, you found me out and all my bad behavior, but that's bad on you because you shouldn't have looked. Yes. No. You're not supposed to look. Mind your business.
Starting point is 01:13:24 You're not supposed to do it. Let me ask you a question. Wait, hold on. I'm not saying that you shouldn't have looked yes yeah no you're not supposed to mind you're not supposed to do it let me ask you a question wait hold on i'm not saying that you shouldn't have looked y'all are women all of y'all look i'm saying somebody is trusting you in their home alone around their most valued possessions their most personal private things their medicine cabinet their medical history their whole life is in their house and you're going who the fuck are you to go through that shit i'm his fiance you gotta understand we're in a committed relate or so i thought exactly so we're in this long-term relationship he's in my house i'm in his house we have the keys to each other's houses absolutely he used to think i was screwing everybody he had a problem that's why he did it huh oh my god you're gonna justify it i think the tape was old yeah it could have been old footage
Starting point is 01:14:13 the tape had a date on it i knew yesterday when it happened wait so you willing to leave your fiance because he taped himself fucking another girl yeah Yeah? That love wasn't that deep. All right. Are you guys staying? If you find the tape of your fiance screwing somebody else in the bed that you share with them and you are clearly together,
Starting point is 01:14:37 are y'all staying? Well, my girl wouldn't tape that because I'm not pussy. Like, that's you that he felt he could walk all over like a doormat like once you start taping it it's a little disrespectful I mean to answer your question I'm not I'm not leaving my girl or my partner or somebody I might think I have to spend the rest of my life with because you fell to temptation in a moment no I'm not doing it that's y'all to do that no this wasn't
Starting point is 01:15:03 a marriage we were not married so I was just like y'all that do that. No, this wasn't a marriage. We were not married. So I was just like. But y'all were engaged to be. No, I know. But this was a snapshot into what my life was going to look like. And I was like, if he thinks he can do stuff like this to me, I don't even want to see what it will look like later on in the future when I have his children.
Starting point is 01:15:18 It just looked like. Did he check every other box for you? Absolutely. Well, the answer is no. No, he did not. That's why I got it. No, he did not. So you didn't just leave him
Starting point is 01:15:25 because he fucked another girl. You left him because he fucked another girl and he didn't check enough boxes for you to work through that. No, it was more like this was super duper toxic and I knew that this relationship
Starting point is 01:15:36 might actually kill me. She was looking for a way out. Yeah, because you don't like toxic guys at all, right? Because you don't like toxic guys at all. So that would be a red flag, right? Alkaline water only
Starting point is 01:15:45 I've definitely dated my share of toxic I'm too triggered to continue to the pod someone of y'all take it away I'm disgusted
Starting point is 01:15:55 wow I agree that's so stupid very disappointed man very disappointed how are you disappointed in me for breaking up with somebody
Starting point is 01:16:03 treatment better could have just broke up with him treatment better I did break up with him no with somebody? Treatment better. Could have just broke up with him. Treatment better. I did break up with him. No, no, no. I'm telling you, you could have just broke up with him. You went in looking for a reason to break up with him.
Starting point is 01:16:12 You wanted to out. This? I felt something in the closet. Who would have been calling me? And I spotted a box all the way up top in the corner. In the corner by itself. And the box said to me, reach up here, Melissa. There's something you need to see here. top in the corner. In the corner by itself. Size 9. And the box said to me. OK, Yoda. Reach up here, Melissa.
Starting point is 01:16:28 There's something you need to see here. No, don't reach. Go get the stool. Yeah, because you can't reach. It's called. Wow. Really? We're just going to pile right on, Melly Mel.
Starting point is 01:16:35 That's what we're going to do. Short jokes. OK. Hey, that tape made her turn to yoga. That tape made her turn her whole life around. OK, listen. Yeah, she started doing fucking hot yoga, sweat yoga, cold yoga. Women's intuition led me to the box.
Starting point is 01:16:53 You know what I don't like about women's intuition? What? Why y'all don't ever talk about how many times y'all be wrong? I'm not right 100% of the time. If you was intuitive and you started looking around this house and ain't find shit. You'd have kept looking. You'd have kept looking. That's what you would have done. If you were that intuitive, you'd have kept looking. You'd have kept looking. If you were that intuitive, you'd have caught me on my way to fuck the girl. Why you need the evidence?
Starting point is 01:17:12 Here's the kicker. I took one look at the girl. I'd never seen her before in my life and I knew exactly who she was. Women's tuition. At the time. You had a little doll in the store. At the time
Starting point is 01:17:27 when all of this was happening you know when the tape you know happened because it was dated there was a girl who kept calling and he kept lying about her. Oh she's just a friend.
Starting point is 01:17:36 Oh she's harassing me. Oh I can't get her away from me. And you know she's just like a little sister. So he was sparing your feelings. So he tried all the lines that should work if you're not with a psycho chick that don't trust her man.
Starting point is 01:17:47 Meanwhile. Because these lines should work. Yeah, it did work for a year because I had no proof. The tape was my proof that he had been lying to me the whole time. You guys are funny. I'm done. That's hate, man. I'm cool.
Starting point is 01:18:02 And you owe him an apology. How did the girl look? Dusty. Hey. You know what that means, right? Hey. She was fine. Dusty.
Starting point is 01:18:14 Dusty, right? She was bad. She was good. She was that dust. Bye, Iver. She was pixie dust. She was a hater. She's a hater.
Starting point is 01:18:23 Yo, you know how bad of a fiance or significant other women have to be to make us go fuck that ugly girl? Wait, hold on one second here. You should be... Oh, you want to know who he cheated on me with? Oh, Spill the Tea. Oh, we are. I hate it. Hey, Harrison.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Zoom in. Oh, man. Well, I wasn't, but I mean, if you insist. You want to share? Your ex. Oh. Oh! Zoom in. Well, it wasn't, but I mean, if you insist. You want to share? Who's your ex? Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:18:50 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:18:58 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh the tape. Oh. Yo, why you buy me, my nigga? Why you own me?
Starting point is 01:19:06 You're okay, son. Why? Yo. Yo, heart drop. Yo. What? Come on, your jeans ain't even made for all that moving around.
Starting point is 01:19:17 No. Your jeans ain't even built for all that shit you doing. Watch him. Wait, your ex cheated on you with my ex? Uh-huh. When they're together? Y'all Eskimo. Wait, you're saying my ex was dusty?
Starting point is 01:19:31 Y'all Eskimo siblings? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Step one? Yeah. And you weren't with her at the time. You hadn't gotten with her yet. Tell me in my ear. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 01:19:44 You mad loud first of all. I heard that. I got headphones on. That nigga in New York heard that. Parks. Parks. She should have put all that voodoo on that nigga and that nigga.
Starting point is 01:19:58 That bitch ruined my whole life. Oh, it was too early. Lightweight When I was not even dating her I almost wanted to call you And be like What? Stop hating I'm not hating
Starting point is 01:20:14 Hate Hate She could've saved my life See She could've saved my life That's hate You wouldn't listen nigga You wouldn't listen
Starting point is 01:20:22 Exactly He wouldn't know He wouldn't listen So it's just like You're looking And it's just like Well that, I know how that's about to end. Damn. That's hate. That's hate.
Starting point is 01:20:30 She's fine, though. Let me ask the rest of the room just to see if we can really take this thing out of here. And then we can move on. We don't need to trigger anybody. You four gentlemen. OK. Would y'all cheat on Mel with her? Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:20:42 Wow. I didn't hear what it was. Am I cheating days absolutely me too Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Not too much on Mel Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Mmm. It's still beef? Beef? What? She mad still. No, I'm mad still. I don't have to be. I just told you he want to see you on the panel. Hey, listen, man.
Starting point is 01:21:33 What belt did they both wear? Never trust some big tits and a smile. Whatever they said. Big butt. God. Well, whatever they said. This nigga so stupid. Yo, what's wrong?
Starting point is 01:21:41 Speaking of tits. I dare you. We out of here. We out of here. Go. I'm a writer. Go dare you. We got it. We got it. Go. Right on Joe. Somebody going to back me up? Yeah, I got you.
Starting point is 01:21:49 We got you. All right. JVP. It's the network. All right. So what happened was on across socials they are talking about
Starting point is 01:22:10 trans titties on Instagram. What that mean? What Instagram? It's a picture sharing site. Platform where you can convey your photographs. Little short stories. Yo, that's funny, yo.
Starting point is 01:22:31 You asking me what transgender tooties mean? I don't know. I'm going to go out on a limb. They've basically said that. You need to. Listen, okay? When we take a break. Watch yourself. Watch yourself.
Starting point is 01:22:45 Watch yourself. I'm going to go out on a limb. I don't know. But I have a feeling that it's somebody who has not gone through the full transition. So it's a trans person that has gotten the breasts, but they still haven't turned their P into a V.
Starting point is 01:23:03 Gotcha. I'm guessing. That's why Trump was running around. That's why Trump might not have been so psycho. Just walk up on him. Yo! Yo, man! We can take a break.
Starting point is 01:23:19 We can take a break. Yeah, we can take a break. It's my time. That's what he said. It's a quick break. It's a quick break. It's a quick break. Big T said run them down. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:23:34 Okay, so real talk. Knowing that if you knew the consequences, would you still cheat on me with her? If you knew the consequences where I would leave and she's crazy. Well, just so we're clear, what were the consequences again? Like, write them out
Starting point is 01:23:47 in black and white for us. I leave and she's crazy. Yes. If I know that she's as crazy as I know that person to be, no way in God's green earth am I going anywhere near that girl. But if you don't know that and the consequences
Starting point is 01:24:04 This is a fantasy This is like another universe We're talking about You tried to add that in there The consequence is just Losing you Yes Do not hurt my feelings
Starting point is 01:24:12 You guys Oh damn, yeah That sounds a little rough I'm not trying to hurt Your feelings The craziest Yeah, no, I wouldn't do that I wouldn't do that
Starting point is 01:24:18 I wouldn't do that I wouldn't do that But this is the thing When you are cheating You don't know What the consequences are Because it's called Cheating for a reason Do you guys ever think About the consequences are because it's called cheating for a reason.
Starting point is 01:24:25 Do you guys ever think about the consequences of cheating like what you're about to say? You know why men cheat, right? Because you guys think you're entitled to do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You use that whole biological urge shit. No! Biological urge? I've never even said that phrase
Starting point is 01:24:45 Is that true I can use that You know why You know why people steal No hold on You know why Why do men cheat Go ahead
Starting point is 01:24:52 Because they think They can get away with it Yeah What are you talking about The cheating is based on You not finding Nobody steals Knowing they gonna get caught
Starting point is 01:24:58 Mel Mel The cheating The cheating is based On you not finding out Yeah So you saying Men don't weigh the consequences of cheating.
Starting point is 01:25:06 No, it's just we don't think. Come on, guys. It's sensitive for male. For the most part, you guys leave such a breadcrumb trail when you're cheating. It's unbelievable. I don't know how many bum ass Hansels you've dated. I have dated a couple of bum ass niggas. No, you dated Hansel.
Starting point is 01:25:21 I don't know who the fuck you dated. I don't know about no breadcrumbs. I know what you're doing. I leave a trail. I lead you right to the girl's address, her friend group, her socials. But in my 20s, I was a hard catch. In my 20s, it was tougher to catch me.
Starting point is 01:25:37 As I aged, it was like, oh, shit. I'm out the game. My memory is bad. Forgot the lies. Cool. It's been a while It's been a minute But I was good I ain't lying
Starting point is 01:25:48 Homeboy had some nice options Homeboy I don't know who dude is But Mel and Nat He He went from Plickety-plack
Starting point is 01:26:00 To plickety-plickety-plack Yo Excuse me No no no You never get that follow In which order You never get that follow You never get that follow The flickety black, the flickety flickety black. Excuse me? No, no, no, man. In which order? You never get that follow. He gave her three pricklies.
Starting point is 01:26:12 You fire, man. Do I need to flex right now? No. Oh, no. Yes, yes. Man, what, what, what? Hold up. Hold up. They might be sleeping.
Starting point is 01:26:20 Nah. I'm sleeping. Todd and all PM is on me right now. I need to, you need to flex. Boy, boy bye. You ain't never getting that follow back.
Starting point is 01:26:31 Anyway, we was outside taking pictures. And, the pictures just went a little differently today. Everybody is not allowed to take, well, I mean, I say allowed, because we meant. But everybody is just choosing went a little differently today. Everybody is not allowed to take, well not I mean I say allowed because we meant, everybody is just choosing, some of us
Starting point is 01:26:50 are choosing to pose differently in the pictures. Like Ish keep getting a bad rap, like all the fans keep saying why Ish keeps standing next to Mel during the pictures, but it don't be Ish. But I know how that is trying to explain that at home. So Ish went outside and drew a line in the sand. Let's me know. He might have had a couple of talks at home. Let me know. His girl got the Patreon.
Starting point is 01:27:17 We got him. We got him. 50 out of 10. We got him. Oh, yeah. She part of the show. She sending in questions. She on YouTube now.
Starting point is 01:27:24 She seeing the thumbnails. Oh, man. He got bomb the show. She's sending in questions. She on YouTube now. She's seeing the thumbnails. Oh, man. He got bombarded with all the questions at once. Poor Ish. Oh, yo. Something's wrong with your bro. You know, I think that we see that the JVP paints the biggest narrative. Because you're an innocent guy.
Starting point is 01:27:40 It's not you. You know, she's saying slick shit. They got it all on Reddit when she pointed at you and said are you going to be with the one and all that crazy shit a lot of Scorpio energy yeah and I know how that
Starting point is 01:27:50 can be divisive in a relationship if you let it so I'm glad that you she even denying shit she know what she be doing yeah yeah yeah listen you know
Starting point is 01:27:57 one mic at a time that's true oh shit nah she let her nuts hang go ahead nah she getting her shit off I ain't gonna to hold you. You know, I know it's six mics and everything, but you know.
Starting point is 01:28:07 Oh! Open the laptop. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, open the laptop. Hold that. What the fuck? Hold up. Hold up.
Starting point is 01:28:14 Hold up. My son, Mel, here. Hold up. Fuck out of here. Big Mel. I can see how you are when you get mad. You's a different breed. I'm a Scorpio.
Starting point is 01:28:31 No, they vindictive. Different level. I am the sweetest, nicest person. You want me in your corner. I ride or die for you. Not in your closet, though. Don't piss me off. Ladies and gentlemen, it your big male right here
Starting point is 01:28:48 On the one and twos Yeah And four You know where I'm taking it You see her Taking it right there Let's go She said she was a model
Starting point is 01:29:01 For a year and a half And then she took a pen And her hair dropped down to a calf Oh She was a model for a year and a half. And then she took a pen out and her hair dropped down to a calf. Oh, she was in the video. I forgot. I forgot. She was in that video. Big mouth.
Starting point is 01:29:10 Come on, big mouth. Sorry. It's cool. You quick on your feet. Come on, man. Quick on your feet. Oh, man. Anyway, so I'm.
Starting point is 01:29:20 You can't take the picture anymore. Did anybody else get a call after everybody called that girl? All I'm saying is this Let me say this real quick See y'all let Melissa Do that Scorpio shit I don't let it affect my shit Y'all don't see I mention
Starting point is 01:29:30 My girl every 30 minutes now Smart man Every 30 minutes Bars can't be the only one Out there I'm getting out of that bitch I'm getting out of that I realize on the
Starting point is 01:29:39 I'm family man I realize on the JVP You cannot cheat The wide range That you know The podcast Go to people that watch You can't cheat on this shit
Starting point is 01:29:47 Why what you mean My wife told me She heard the phone call Before I even introduced her To the phone call Now I gotta check her Patreon and shit I'm like
Starting point is 01:29:54 What the So yeah You gotta get to let her Know what was happening I don't like that shit It's just supposed to be A comfortable environment I'm supposed to be talking about
Starting point is 01:30:02 Women with my man It's not Hey Flip This is not a safe space And environment. I'm supposed to be talking about women with my man. It's not dinner. Hey, Flip. Hey, Flip. This is not a safe space for us at all. And then your man jump out the window, came before the significant other.
Starting point is 01:30:11 You did what? Hey, yo, bitch. Nah. He get all of us in trouble. Not all of us. Not everybody. Not everybody. Reddy like Ice Girl.
Starting point is 01:30:23 I like her too. I put her out there. Ain't hotter. You good though, bro? Who? I know my girl, trust me, because she don't even listen no more. But you ain't trust me? Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:30:37 Oh, every word. She catching the ad-libs. She put it on half speed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Slow it down. 2 BPM. What'd your girl say to you? Nothing?, yeah. Yeah, slow it down. 2 BPM. What'd your girl say to you? Nothing?
Starting point is 01:30:47 About what? Oh, forget it. About what? About the pictures that Mel be taking with you. Nothing. All right, good. How about this picture right here? Nothing.
Starting point is 01:30:57 All right, good thing. Respect. All right. What's wrong with you niggas, man? Anyway, come on What else important What else important Cause it's gonna get awkward
Starting point is 01:31:08 And we don't want Nobody getting in trouble Yeah That's true Well I don't think Podcast trouble For me
Starting point is 01:31:16 Is kinda like Musical chairs Like I want somebody To get in trouble But not me Like when the music stops Whoever's by the chair, take us away.
Starting point is 01:31:30 I held it down for years. Years going home. If you hear some of the fights I had about this podcast. Yeah. So why do you want that to happen to somebody else, man? Because it's a- You've got to go through it. We're podcasters.
Starting point is 01:31:41 Yeah, I think you do. I think you do. If you don't get in trouble with podcasters- It's fights that you would never predict you would even get into. Facts. Because you're on a pod and you just said some shit
Starting point is 01:31:49 and the public heard it or this or that. I've had one podcast fight with my girl. Not even a fight, just a discussion. Oh. A heated discussion.
Starting point is 01:31:58 No. Didn't even get heated. Huh? But you had a fight? Yeah, absolutely. Okay, we hear ice. It didn't even get heated. She was just like,
Starting point is 01:32:11 yo, it kind of seemed like that's a narrative. It's not even from here. It's more sort of comments and shit that I either was dealing with her prior to ending the situation with my baby mom or something like that. And I'm like, we know that wasn't the case. Oh, so overlappage. Yeah, I'm like, we know that wasn't the case. Yeah, I'm like, we know that wasn't the case. Yeah, but clear it up. Yeah. Clear it up.
Starting point is 01:32:28 Yo, take this time to clear it up right now, though. It ain't all the way clear. I mean, talk. Pick any camera. Niggas always try to do it. Yeah, me and my girl had a talk. She was mad that I had played butthole. I started looking at the ground.
Starting point is 01:32:44 Yeah, you know so well what had happened. It was just about, I ain't trying to, I ain't looking at the ground. Yeah, you know so well what had happened was, it was just about, you know, the narrative that, all y'all out there creating the narrative. I had to put my foot down,
Starting point is 01:32:53 you know what I'm saying? There was no overlap. I know. Look up, nigga. All right, on to something more important. There's an epidemic going on. Why do you think
Starting point is 01:32:59 so many girls lately are allergic to latex, man? Right? Like, a lot of them. What's the law? Be happy when that's the chapter. Yo, what? What do you think? What do you think? girls lately are allergic to latex man right what is law oh no yeah yeah yeah hey I'm allergic latex oh great we bought? You're stopping Walgreens. That's CVS.
Starting point is 01:33:26 Where they at? Man, stop at the Exxon to the right. Females don't use the female condoms. I've never seen a girl use it. You feel like that nigga when you walk into Exxon to buy your condoms. No one's ever used a female condom. Exactly. Nobody use it, right?
Starting point is 01:33:38 No. Yeah. It's just different. For what reason? Female don't use female condoms. You know what I'm saying? The female condom. You don't remember the female condom? They had them back then. I don't remember the male condoms. You know what I'm saying? The female condom.
Starting point is 01:33:45 You don't remember the female condom? They had them back then. I don't remember the male condom. You don't remember the male condom? It's so bad. What are y'all talking about? Jody's be like, and I know you fucked her raw. I was like, yup.
Starting point is 01:33:53 We got him. No, no. You got me. No, she got me. No, you know. You know I did. But get to your point. That's a joke.
Starting point is 01:34:01 That is a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke. No, you know. You know I did. But get to your point. That's a joke. That is a joke, by the way. That's a joke. Just because your girl don't listen to the ball,
Starting point is 01:34:15 don't mean the fans won't transcribe every word of it. Oh, yeah. Easy in the word. Easy in the word. All right, come on. What else is important? What else is important? Let me see.
Starting point is 01:34:23 Let me see. Let me see. Oh, wait. I got an announcement to make. I got an announcement to make. I got an announcement to make. Now, this is right in line with what I was saying earlier about people doing you wrong and you wanting to see them fail. Right?
Starting point is 01:34:38 Hit profile. Hit that. Now, a lot of y'all be thinking y'all be knowing who I'm talking about. But the truth is, I have hundreds of names on this list that have never been divulged. Like it's a long list and most of them are failing. This one here, though, was having some success and I was mad. So breaking news. Spotify plans to cut six percent of its employee base and estimates that it will incur up to forty five million in severance related charges.
Starting point is 01:35:10 No story there, as many companies are dealing with layoffs, layoffs, cutbacks, budgeting and all types of shit. But when we were on our historic run for two years and everybody in the world was telling me I got a big payday coming. I believed it to be true. But the lady that I think was in charge of derailing it. She got brought on in year two. Her name is Dawn. And this is not a personal thing. I don't know her personally.
Starting point is 01:35:42 She don't know me personally. It's not a personal thing. The anger comes from, she came from big screen Hollywood. So if you bring that ideology and that thinking into podcast land, she was not only responsible for the content, but the ad money too.
Starting point is 01:36:01 It's a big deal. So everybody that got a $100 million check, billion dollar check, $90 million check, she was the one making sure it got done. And if you didn't get a $100 million check, like me, she was the one that got it done. So I read this article just to look for her name. And sure enough, I scrolled far enough,
Starting point is 01:36:24 and here it is. Tech companies, including Spotify, added to their headcounts during the pandemic, but were forced to make reductions in response to blah, blah, blah. We don't care about that. Amazon, Meta and Microsoft, Microsoft Corp were among the biggest companies to announce staff reductions recently, while Google parent Alphabet said Friday that it will cut about 12,000 jobs, more than 6% of its global workforce. Spotify said in the fouling that Dawn Ostroff. Let me add context. When Ian had worked for like six and seven months getting numbers together and shit, just shit you needed to like close a big deal.
Starting point is 01:37:09 She came right at the tail end, got us all on the phone. We all got on the phone. Ian, me, Dawn Ostroff, and some other big wig at Spotify. We all getting the call. She says, hello? I say, hey. She said, hey, hello. I say, hey. She said, hey, Joe, how's Los Angeles treating you? And then I said, well, I live in New Jersey. And then she said, yeah, but how's Los Angeles?
Starting point is 01:37:42 Now, y'all might not know what that means, but if you're responsible for what you're responsible for at Spotify, and a nigga been there for two years, going crazy, you're not supposed to get on the phone and say, how's LA? You should know just a little bit about the person. But anyway, that call didn't
Starting point is 01:38:00 go well. No call went well after that. Oh, I'm so glad she's out here. Spotify said in the fouling that don ostroff chief content and advertising business officer will leave the company as part of a broader reorganization i could read through that that's bullshit she was instrumental in establishing spotify's podcast strategy by greenlighting shows and overseeing its podcast ad sales. Blah, blah, blah. Alex whoever, Gustav.
Starting point is 01:38:29 Currently, other people have to take on more responsibility because she's gone. Severance charges connected to the layoffs could reach as much as $45 million. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We don't care about that. Spotify made a massive commitment to podcasting beginning in 2019.
Starting point is 01:38:43 It spent over a billion dollars on acquiring podcast networks, creation software, a hosting service, and the rights to Joe Rogan's show. Now, I'm looking for the quote. Where's the big quote? From what I heard, they didn't even recoup a third of the money that they spent. And you can't. Giving money away. You can't. They was giving money away like it was growing trees.
Starting point is 01:39:03 Without knowing what to even expect. Nothing you could do about it. But I'll find it. To people that have nothing proven. Yeah, no podcast. Oh, you got a name? Here, take a hundred million. Not showing what you could do in this space at all.
Starting point is 01:39:18 They ain't try to get my man no spanking, you know what I mean? Exactly. After proving what he could do in this space. They did try to get you some spanking, though. No, they didn't. Here we go. I found the quote I was looking for. And this is Daniel Eck.
Starting point is 01:39:38 While we have made great progress in improving speed in the last few years, we haven't focused as much on improving efficiency. Well, what do you know? They're not coming here and say you can't just throw a nigga to the wayside that has been that efficient see the model is you just get a big name let me get Kim Kardashian let me rock let me get Michelle but you can't toss to the wayside the niggas that got you there so this was very good to read we still spend far too much time sinking on slightly different strategies which slows us down. If you understand this sentence. Oh, I threw a party. Let me read it again.
Starting point is 01:40:13 We as a numb niggas still spend far too much time sinking on sinking on slightly different strategies, which slows us down. Yeah, that made it a few niggas over there didn't think that they should be going the route that they went, and now here they are. Sorry, not personal to Spotify, but get people in there to know what they're doing. That's it. Round of applause for Dawn Ostroff being fired.
Starting point is 01:40:42 She probably got a stupid severance package. Now, that's what I was about to say There's only but so much applause you could give Big money Big money Yeah but still You need those roadblocks removed So that the next creator
Starting point is 01:40:57 Who deserves a shot Gets the shot that he's supposed to get Or do you think that Just asking You think that Sometimes it's a personal thing How people view us and view our culture and just view our demo like yo I ain't gonna try to pitch them more ads than I might pitch what a Rogan or Obama or whomever I've seen and spoken to enough of the
Starting point is 01:41:19 companies to know that even if they tell you that that's a myth because they all are trying to get into black business black dollar culture related hip-hop related stuff that might be they just tell now they might I'm below they might not feel good about it at some point I want to change they might get away from it but it's definitely something they all it's an entry point for all numbers too yeah and they might try to downplay it because now they could they could pay you a certain you know I'm saying like yeah we ain't really focusing on and that was my point reddit tore my ass up when when a million
Starting point is 01:41:49 episodes ago i was like you lost me so you had to go spend 100 million dollars a year to get rogan of course me and rogan are not on the same plane so they don't understand what that means but when you deliver the way you deliver for two years at a certain price point, that's the thing, the price point, then come on, man. Come on, man. Round of applause. I couldn't be more excited. I love when people fucking fail, even if they get millions on the way out. I told you you was wrong. I told you that shit y'all was doing was going to fucking fail. And it didn't fail. Did you ever ask? It took a little longer than I thought to fail.
Starting point is 01:42:23 No, it didn't. No, no. I thought if they was going to spend like that, then we would have seen this at least a year and a half ago, maybe last year. Because you could blame COVID. You got a whole bunch of different excuses. You know what I'm saying? So you'll weather the storm until you can't weather it.
Starting point is 01:42:39 No, but that's a bad one. Because media consumption was up during COVID. Yeah, but they was just starting out. You get what I'm saying? You could tell your investors, hey, COVID. Yeah, but they was just starting out. You get what I'm saying? You could tell your investors, hey, COVID. Yeah, I guess you could. That'd be a bad excuse. That's my techie ISO.
Starting point is 01:42:54 What's up? We're leaving this. Don't play contrarian. What's up? Why do you always do it? Come on, get your shit on because you do the same thing every time. Let's hear it.
Starting point is 01:43:01 I'm just asking, did you ever tell the people, the consumers, how much you felt that you were worth and it. I'm just asking, did you ever tell the people, the consumers, how much you felt that you were worth and you should have got from them? Did you ever discuss that? Or that's something that you'll never discuss? I won't discuss it. You're worth what you can get in the marketplace. So you'll never discuss how much you felt they should have paid you?
Starting point is 01:43:17 I'm worth more than what they offered. And I know that because of the marketplace. So what, like $50 million? You tried it. I just want to know. Don't try to pocket watch me, nigga. I just want to know. Don't try to pocket watch me.
Starting point is 01:43:28 What did you feel you should have got? I really want to know, Joe. I don't know. I don't know. A hundred million? I don't know. You know what you're to settle for. Look at me adding to it.
Starting point is 01:43:36 No, no. I already know because we had a conversation. Toward the end of that, we felt like that number would come in in higher eights higher eight figure range hmm not lower not lower eight I'm not taking lower eight that's not just wordplay for me I'm not taking lower eight mm-hmm I've turned down lower eight from a lot of people really a lot of people. Really? A lot of people. So you're turning down 20, 30 million? I've turned down 20, 25. 30?
Starting point is 01:44:07 30 million from a lot of people. Wow. You that nigga. You that nigga. I'm not that nigga. Oh, Big Dick Joe. Oh, Big Dick Joe. Excuse my language.
Starting point is 01:44:18 But it's not Big Dick Joe. I have faith in y'all. I just got here. But thank you. But that's part of the beauty of it. I need hope for tomorrow. At all times. I can't have my likeness,
Starting point is 01:44:32 my property controlled by someone today, right? And in the next three to five years, everything in the world be different and the value of it should be different, but I'm still locked in for five years ago. And that's what happened. That can't happen for me. I'm not telling anybody else how to run their business.
Starting point is 01:44:48 But I have too much faith, hope, and belief in myself, my people, and a plan to go with that. And you'd be setting a bar for everyone else. Not for nothing. But even if you did accept it, it just got to be a number that's ridiculous that even if um i did go crazy in the next five years i still feel confident that you wouldn't yeah yeah you wouldn't regret it you wouldn't regret it you gotta negotiate for your future happiness and then that's and now that ties it that's what these artists selling their catalogs and shit for like if you look at it they go buy a justin b but what he said 200 200 million they might turn like where where tech where Anything where it's going
Starting point is 01:45:25 What they can do With that catalog Let's say the next five years With all the virtual shit And all of that They probably can go crazy With that But for him
Starting point is 01:45:33 That 200 That's enough You gonna make A billion off of it He can make his own billion They can make their own billion Yeah exactly He might not have
Starting point is 01:45:41 The infrastructure To make a billion Where they do Round of applause For a nigga Knowing his worth Yo Round of applause for a nigga knowing his worth. Yo, round of applause, please. I'm inspired.
Starting point is 01:45:51 There's two parts to that. Yo, the numbers up since you came, yo. Come on, man. Hey, Flip, there's two parts to knowing your worth. And this is where I take my hat off, Paul, to you. Because a lot of people can say they know their worth, but they'll settle for less than that. That's true.
Starting point is 01:46:03 Like, when you know your worth and is willing and are willing to stick to it and and because it take it take something to see a number that you probably never seen before in your life and say and say nah i'm cool like that's that's because my man said i turned out 30 million from numerous people like a 30 million but 30 million is not really 30 million if it's over six years it was over five years, if it's over five years. That's how they get you. They just throw a big number in your face and then you start doing some division
Starting point is 01:46:32 and then taxes come in and then expenses come in. Now what you really make? But what are you pocketing out of the $30? You said, what, $10? How many years? I would be last to eat. Well, I'm last to eat anyway. I'm last to eat anyway 10? How many years? I would be last to eat. Well, I'm last to eat anyway. Yeah. I'm last to eat anyway.
Starting point is 01:46:46 You're always last to eat. That's right. You're right. Yeah. But how many years? You know what I got to worry about with 30 million? What y'all cost? I'm serious.
Starting point is 01:46:55 I'm serious. Because that comes into the expense. That's an expense. That comes into the expense. 30 million, everybody's going to raise. That's an expense. So, unless y'all didn't want one. Oh, then I'd be out of here
Starting point is 01:47:05 we got em we got em I would be coming in y'all got topics y'all got something that's passionate to your soul you want to speak about let's talk to
Starting point is 01:47:17 that 85% that 50% would turn to 85% oh my god but it was just 5 years and you know it's not a lot of money it was his five years and you know five million a year turns into two million a year really not even not even too many right you're right what's taxes take no no way half exactly so now now you factor in
Starting point is 01:47:41 okay so you got your uncle Sam but, but he ain't going to take half. So $5 million. No, you're going to take half. Not yet. Next year, you're going to take half. He's going to take half of your net. So let's say you got a million dollars in salaries. So now you have four.
Starting point is 01:48:01 You got to rent the spaces. You got to pay for all the equipment. You got to pay for everything that comes along with the program. So let's say you're left with three or two and some change. Then Uncle Sam take half. Flip don't understand what you're saying. No, I understand. He stopped paying his cameraman when $200 came.
Starting point is 01:48:19 Y'all go through issues with the IRS right now. $500. My bad. That was wrong. That was wrong. That was wrong. That was wrong. That was wrong. That was wrong. That was wrong. That was wrong.
Starting point is 01:48:26 They watching. That's true. No, they watching. They all watching. For real. They watching. Nigga, Ian pulled me to the side.
Starting point is 01:48:33 Nigga, buddy, we got to fix that. I got to fall into the mud. Chill, please. Oh, man. All right, let's see. What else here is important? Thank you guys for my ISO.
Starting point is 01:48:45 No doubt. Let's see. Oh, and I accept Justin Bieber's see. What else here is important? Thank you guys for my ISO. No doubt. Let's see. Oh, and I accept Justin Bieber's apology. He apologized? At some point he did, but I still was holding him to the fire. But I accepted that. For what? Oh, for harmonizing?
Starting point is 01:48:57 Yeah. Nigga said nigga. All right, man. All right. I got to stop being too full of myself. I asked you that outside when I first came. Wow, hold on, hold on, hold on, expound. On what, being too full of myself?
Starting point is 01:49:11 That's all you heard. That's all, of course that's all. Of course that's all you heard. I was listening. I wanted to see what epiphany. I just want to, I told you I want to try to mature this year. I don't even know how to say it. Don't even come out right.
Starting point is 01:49:24 I want to try to mature. Mature. That was just a loophole. I didn't say I was going to mature. I said I was going to mature. I slipped right on out of that. I just don't want to fight for non-existent virtues.
Starting point is 01:49:39 Wherever he came from, whatever walk of life he came from, that's his shit. The walk of life he came from that's his shit the walk of life I come from views that a certain way but I mean
Starting point is 01:49:51 I done toured and performed in front of kids white kids screaming out nigga to me like their hip hop experience and mine
Starting point is 01:50:00 as a black man that can create like it's just it's different so I ain't gonna hold him to it and on my amp show, like, the nigga got slaps. Like, it ain't like
Starting point is 01:50:08 he got songs I don't like. Like, that hurt me. That hurt me to lose that catalog because he was 14 and I was a nigga. 12. Listen, some of my favorite
Starting point is 01:50:18 white people have said nigga on the camera. I ain't gonna lie to you, man. They have, yo. That's their shit. That's their shit. That's their shit. That's their shit. Listen, when they alone
Starting point is 01:50:27 in their room and they stare at the wall in the back of their mind. And hear their conscience call. And then they say it. Oh, my God. Nigga. So, if you make some slaps
Starting point is 01:50:38 and I feel like you apologize. And you fuck with us. Then I might look old. You got some slaps what nah he'll make it right still but I
Starting point is 01:50:48 it's not right but listen he put Martin Luther King on the intro of his album okay he adopted some black nieces and nephews he did some shit
Starting point is 01:50:56 I agree I agree he worked out with the Crips yeah yeah yeah the Crips made him do pushups he worked out with him he worked out with him so until he says it again trading I accept Justin Bieber's apology the Crips made him do Push Up. He worked out with him. Yeah, he worked out with him. So until he says it again.
Starting point is 01:51:05 Training. I accept Justin Bieber's apology. The Crip Combine. I'm cool. I'm cool. Round of applause for Papoose. Papoose, friend of the show, is now the head of hip hop at TuneCore, the largest distributor in the music business.
Starting point is 01:51:25 Shout out to Pap. Shout out to TuneCore, too. And shout out to TuneCore. Helping distributor in the music business. Shout out to Pat. Shout out to TuneCore, too. And shout out to TuneCore. Helping independent artists. We're doing the right thing. Yes. Doing the right thing. That's how you do it.
Starting point is 01:51:32 Listen, a lot of y'all fans, y'all clowned me, or y'all did clown me for these made-up titles, right? These made-up titles. Joe take a job, and he make up a title. It's funny. For me, I look at it differently. When you start hearing titles you never heard before, Joe take a job and he make up a title. It's funny. For me, I look at it differently. Like when you start hearing titles you never heard before,
Starting point is 01:51:50 like head of hip hop, an action is coming with that. I don't know what the action is, so I won't speak to it, and I haven't spoken to Papoose. But that's an agreement between Papoose and TuneCore to do something and announce something that we've never seen before. So I'm excited about that. I can't wait to see what they have coming. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving hip hop lyricist. Fact,'m excited about that. I can't wait to see what they have coming. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving hip-hop lyricist.
Starting point is 01:52:08 Black love. Shout out to R.I.M. R.I.M.'s got her battle event coming up soon. Smoking shit over there. Just celebrated a one-year anniversary. Y'all know how I feel about... Chrome 22. You going? I am. I'm probably going too. Y'all know how I feel about R.I.M. Y'all know how I feel about Pap. Friends
Starting point is 01:52:23 of the show. I love y'all. Congratulations'all know how I feel about R.I.M. Y'all know how I feel about Pap. Friends of the show, I love y'all. Thanks. And congratulations to Pap. Salute. Salute to this again. Absolutely. What else? What else? Trans to the dude.
Starting point is 01:52:32 No. The dude. The dude posted a video about his girl finessing him. All right, who's the dude? Who's the girl? And what's the finesse? Some dude posted a video. It's kind of old, but it just resurfaced.
Starting point is 01:52:43 A dude posted a video of a girl of old but it just resurfaced a dude posted a video of a girl they were in a hotel room so he flew the girl from wherever he flew her out to visit him they have been kicking it online he flew her out to visit he said he spent about five grand and basically the girl stayed out for the weekend and when it was all said and done she didn't want to give him any cha-cha he should have knew when he got the room with twin beds, corny nigga, man. Fuck out of here. You got a twin bedroom. He should have knew.
Starting point is 01:53:09 Hold on, hold on, hold on. He should have knew. Hold on now. That might have been all he had, and we're going to put them together. Flip, I don't know what two twins make a king, daddy. You should have knew. I don't know what the fuck you talking about. You wilding.
Starting point is 01:53:18 Two twins make a king. You can tell he was fucking a lot. He was doing a lot of fucking. We can tell. Easy. Don't act like everybody in here ain't fucked on the twin. You not. You can't move the hotel beds together. Stop. Who can't?
Starting point is 01:53:30 What? What hotel you stayed at, nigga? Not the same one you stayed at. What hotel you stayed at? What hotel y'all staying at? Just different ones. The Holiday Inn? Watch your mouth. I didn't even say nothing. I don't even know what holiday means. Motel 7? Who? You can't move a bed. You can't move them beds. Stop it, man. Unless you put the mattress on the floor't move a bed. You can't move them beds.
Starting point is 01:53:45 Stop it, man. Unless you put the mattress on the floor. He's right. You can't move the beds in the hotel. Exactly. You can't move those beds. They screw those shits into the walls. Don't take them.
Starting point is 01:53:53 They screw the curtains in the walls. You can't move the remote. You can't open a window. Hold on. It's screwed. My nigga, you can't say nothing to me when you just came from a dirty place in the DR. You can't say nothing to me, nigga. I'm staying in mansions in DR, nigga.
Starting point is 01:54:09 Double mansions. You can't talk to me like that. Watch yourself when you talk to me. I'm sorry. Yeah. Y'all didn't even peep my new way to deal with it. You see it? It's working.
Starting point is 01:54:21 It's working, too. That's not nice, though. My bad. I won't't like it. It's working, too. That's not nice, though. Oh, man. My bad. I won't do it again. All right. So, no, the girl basically came out. The boy embarrassed her online.
Starting point is 01:54:34 He did. He did. But the crazy- How did he embarrass her online? He started- Because he started filming it. Yo, she ain't even give me no body. She's like, yo, I ain't owe you no pussy. That's insane.
Starting point is 01:54:43 What do you mean? You flew me out here. I don't want to fuck you. I'm not obligated to fuck you. And you whack as hell for doing what you're doing. He put her out the hotel room. She did not have any money. She's calling her people like, yo, this corny nigga trying
Starting point is 01:54:56 to kick me out. Yo, could you cash out? Yo, what the fuck? That's not funny. That's what you do? Come on, yeah. What? You don't need to do that.
Starting point is 01:55:08 You get it on the first shot. This is sensitive right now. Mm-mm. That nigga laughing like that's fucking the first Prince of Bel-Air. Dog, let me tell you something. For all of you females watching, if a man flies you anywhere out of your state,
Starting point is 01:55:26 if a man takes you out to eat in your state, bring your own fucking bread. Talk about it, man. Just in case anything happens, you need to bring your own money. All right, bro. West Indian people, we call that vex money. That's dope. Hold up. What'd you say?
Starting point is 01:55:37 What happened? But every pod moving forward, don't start no sentence with. Hey, all you females out there watching. Hey, all you ladies out there watching, I'm going to tell you this. I ain't know where you was going. They learned you. They scared the shit out of me. They learned you.
Starting point is 01:55:51 I ain't know where you was going. They learned you. I freeze. It's a whole new, look at you. You a whole new man. Maturity. No, that's called talk. Now he matured.
Starting point is 01:56:01 He matured. He matured. He matured now. All right, Vex Money. Vex Money. Vex money. What is Vex money? Well, it's like a West Indian term that you never, as a woman, you never leave your house without any money that can get you home.
Starting point is 01:56:14 And that means if you've gone out of state, you better have enough money. If you got flued out and something like this fuck shit happens, you can get yourself home and you don't got to be calling a whole bunch of people. And that's called vex money. Vex money. Well, vex means angry, right? Yeah. When you're vexed.
Starting point is 01:56:29 Yeah. Also, somebody get pissed off. But in her story, that don't really explain why it's called vex money. Well, they're trying to say just in case anything... I'm saying...
Starting point is 01:56:36 If you get vexed, you gotta get home. You better have some money in case that nigga get vexed. Yeah. That's what it is. That is what that is. Or if you get vexed.
Starting point is 01:56:43 Or if you get vexed. Or if you get vexed. You could be with somebody like, you know what, I'm out. I'm out. Or if you get vexed. Or if you get vexed. Or if you get vexed. You could be with somebody like, you know what? I'm out. Fuck this. I'm out. But now you don't have to rely on them to get you home.
Starting point is 01:56:49 You being an asshole. I can go home. I mean, but let me ask you a question. Y'all fuck girls that don't have money to get home? That's the part that kind of, mmm. How would you know? Her knees. What?
Starting point is 01:57:01 What's wrong with her knees? Ashy? Her feet. Her feet. Her feet. There's ways to know. Don't start. Don't start. What kind of lotion should you knee? Ashy? Her feet. Her feet. There's ways to know.
Starting point is 01:57:06 Don't start. Don't start. What kind of lotion she use? Don't get him started. Does she use lotion or does she use body butter? What's the other lotion? What's L? Lubaderm.
Starting point is 01:57:14 Leave her quick. Lubaderm expensive. Get that out of the room. Lubaderm. Nah, that shit expensive. Lubaderm is expensive. It's expensive. That's Jurgens.
Starting point is 01:57:22 Jurgens. The cherry smelling one. You mess with girls that put Vaselineerm is expensive. It's expensive. That Jurgens. Jurgens. The cherry smelling one. You mess with girls that put Vaseline on their legs. We know you. Lube Derm is white people's bed, bed, body, body shop.
Starting point is 01:57:33 Nobody lose Lube Derm no more. Stop it. Nah, white people do. Not us? Nah, I don't use that. I don't know. I don't use Lube Derm. Nah, back in the day,
Starting point is 01:57:42 that Jurgens was one that smelled like a cherry Jurgens. Yo, yo, yo. If a woman brings Lubaderm to your house, nine times out of ten, she's going to steal from you. I knew the name of it. Listen to him. He still use that shit.
Starting point is 01:57:51 No, no, no. She is. I've leveled up. That's cool. I was there for a minute, though. I forgot what the topic was. It was about the video of the guy who was pissed off because... How old is this guy?
Starting point is 01:58:01 Why do I have to know about him? Who is he? Did he make a song I like? No. No, I think that it's just a thing going on where women are saying that the embarrassment that she had to endure is not right.
Starting point is 01:58:11 So they're like, that's not, you know. But she should have brought her own money, I feel. I feel like she should have brought her own money. She wasn't embarrassed leaving the house when you're playing with no money? Word. Did she see the price of the newspaper in the airport? Some peanuts in the airport?
Starting point is 01:58:22 It's more to this video. That water in the airport? So if you want to go to Fiji, you just going to sit there parched. Well, no, look. It's more to the newspaper in the airport, some peanuts in the airport. It's more to this video. That water in the airport. So if you want to go to Fiji, you just going to sit there parched. Well, no, look, it's more to the video because he was- Yo, she's going to drink Aquafina
Starting point is 01:58:30 from the aquafalse. Attack. What the fuck you talking about? What the fuck you talking about, nigga? She's going to get the aquafalse. They get free water the whole time. What the fuck you talking about?
Starting point is 01:58:41 Mel, you here to talk about girls? Ice, what were you going to say? No, I was just saying it was more because I- It's not- The dude was sitting there saying shit like, Mel, you had to talk about girls? Ice, what were you going to say? No, I was just saying it was more because I... The dude was sitting there saying shit like, yo, I had to put you on this type of flight because you told me you wouldn't fly Spirit. You wanted to eat here.
Starting point is 01:58:53 You wanted crab legs, and I had to take you here. He's kind of explaining why I spent more than I had to have spent, and you kind of owe me something. I'm going to keep it real. He's a bum. I feel kind of... He is a bum, but that's what I came from that, yo. of owe me something. I'm going to keep it real. He's a bum. Yeah, that's all right. I'm going to keep it real.
Starting point is 01:59:06 That's all I saw from that, yo. Yo, library free. I felt bad for her a little bit. I'm like, don't do her like that. Here come Kate Birdian. No, because when he recorded her, she was laying down on her phone. He said, she don't want to be touched. I can see why, nigga.
Starting point is 01:59:18 You stupid nigga. Fuck that nigga, son. I'm on that. It's J.B.P. We cross all lines. All right, slow down. Why are you sticking your hand out? Well,. I'm on that. It's J.B.P. We cross all lines. All right, slow down. Why are you sticking your hand out? No, because I agree with him.
Starting point is 01:59:30 There you go. Melissa Ford. I agree. What? No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to keep it real. I'm only saying that because you seem very agitated today, so I want to ask you. You was getting agitated when he was saying it.
Starting point is 01:59:39 You didn't like nothing he said. So I'm trying to jump on your side, man. I don't mean none of that shit. I think that he did what he had to do. I think he did what he had to do. Yo. Come on, let's finish unpacking fly outs. Corny.
Starting point is 01:59:55 Oh, man. He was super corny. That was so super corny. Listen, let me tell you something. He doesn't even realize That she probably peeped How bitch ass he was And that's why he didn't get pussy There are so many times
Starting point is 02:00:11 Where a man will talk himself Out of the pussy And most men can't have that conversation For the people out there that are confused How do men do that? Like talk themselves out of pussy Like what are some of the things That they can say
Starting point is 02:00:24 To get themselves out of pussy Y what are some of the things that they can say to get themselves out of pussy it could it's just it's y'all ever said to a girl yo i'm trying to get like you yo what i'm asking a question that's corny i do hear them say that that is like the i'm trying to get like you what that mean like when she up and you try to just like acknowledge that she's doing her thing i'm trying to get like a lot of women say that that is like i'm trying to play boy yeah you ever said that to a girl like the way I'm trying to get like you. A lot of women say that. That is like, turn off from the playboy. Yeah. They say that to a girl. Like the way we say it to guys is doing it to a girl.
Starting point is 02:00:48 Talking to a girl like a guy in any real aspect is kind of crazy. I'm asking. It sounds like a joke, but it's a real thing of men. Girls is up right now. They are.
Starting point is 02:00:57 So it's men that ain't so up. That's saying that. Must be nice. You can't. Must be nice. A girl. She's a girl
Starting point is 02:01:05 And when they call you bruh Yeah What the fuck But the girls nowadays Calling niggas bro Okay listen I cannot speak for the woman That's gonna call a man
Starting point is 02:01:14 Bro Cause I'm not calling I'm not calling a guy bro I'm not doing that But Some of the things That a guy can do Exactly what he was doing
Starting point is 02:01:21 Like The fact that he did this on video The fact that he was Just like you know that he did this on video the fact that he was just like you know number crunching i bet he did that before he was like all up in arms like i have a different perspective that might have been his last four thousand eight hundred seventy seven dollars how you know she didn't fly into a content house oh shit it's a content house what i made content a content house. It's a content house. What?
Starting point is 02:01:46 I made content for a living. I got cameras over here. Yo, some of the things, we'll talk about it on Patreon, but some of the rules with these content houses and what's going on,
Starting point is 02:01:55 I talk to a lot of OnlyFans people in real life because everybody has OnlyFans and the niggas, yo, y'all got to stop. Paid up girls, yo.
Starting point is 02:02:02 Oh no, they shit. No, paid up girls. The niggas is like, yeah, I had Shorty come over, fucked her, taped it, put it out. She said it's cool. I'm like, you're not going to pay her nothing?
Starting point is 02:02:11 Nah. Nope. It's a content house. Like, buddy. What? That's not how that goes. Don't fuck with their bags. Stop it.
Starting point is 02:02:18 Pay the girl. They got a whole, don't do it. Pay the girl. They got a whole operation going on with that. She agreed to that, though, right? Yeah, don't do that, Joe. Agree to what? I don't know if they laying out the terms. He ain a whole operation going on with that. She agreed to that, though, right? Yeah, don't do that, Joe. Agree to what? I don't know if they laying out the terms.
Starting point is 02:02:27 He won't be paying. Who's my man? That's like a dig when y'all say that, when I don't know who you're talking about. We'll take it to Patreon. My man. No, we'll take it to Patreon. Can I just say, a lot of men don't know how to,
Starting point is 02:02:35 a lot of men these days don't know how to close a deal. They're not smooth like you old niggas, light-skinned niggas with light eyes and smooth like you niggas up in there. Hey, hey, hey. A lot of niggas don't know how to, fuck, close a deal. They don't know how to talk to women.
Starting point is 02:02:43 But they don't know how to close a deal. That's it. They to talk to women. But they don't know how to close the deal. They get into it and I think they shake on the, they shake. They get nervous. You never seen me or Ish talk to a girl.
Starting point is 02:02:50 So that's hate. I heard a lot of shit about you. Number one, I've been heard about you. Stop it. Huh. Kiss master.
Starting point is 02:02:56 Him, I could just, I could just, you know. Kiss master? Kiss master. Yo, you one of them dudes,
Starting point is 02:03:02 I know who you are now. You one of them dudes that will know a mutual girl and just believe Yo, you one of them dudes I know who you are now You one of them dudes Be careful That will know a mutual girl And just believe what the girl say about No, I heard good things Kiss master I heard good things about you
Starting point is 02:03:12 But where you get kiss master from? Cause you kiss bitches, nigga That's where I get kiss master from Mama had a sexual man She's my link with the B-boy I'm sorry, man Who doesn't kiss? You don't kiss?
Starting point is 02:03:20 I'm just saying Not just off the bat, no Not me Huh? What you mean? What? Not just kissing random women No not me Huh What you mean What Not just kissing Random women like that
Starting point is 02:03:27 Not me Now look I'm not Now look I'm not Now look what you did Content man They be snowballing
Starting point is 02:03:34 I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not Not just kissing randomly No I can tell
Starting point is 02:03:39 Cause you don't floss Not kissing a girl I meet in a club In a strip club In Starlets No Not me Floss before you come in
Starting point is 02:03:44 Wow you talking about My breath stink No but I can see Kissing a girl I meet in a club in a strip club is solid. No, not me. Floss before you come here. Wow, you talking about my breath stink? No, but I can see whatever you ate. It's like, stop. Where? In your teeth. Right now? No, because your tongue ain't going to get it.
Starting point is 02:03:57 Your tongue can't. So you trying to roast me? No, I'm just. Are you crazy? I got stuff in my pocket. Are you crazy? Are you trying to crack jokes with me? Your tongue ain't flossed, though. I'm just fucking sitting here.
Starting point is 02:04:08 This little move. Hey. I'm going to keep it real. That little move ain't going to do it. You being a bully. You being a bully. He's still trying to get in there. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 02:04:15 Nigga, your teeth is twisted. No. Nigga, well, now floss before production. Are you crazy? Niggas are seeing this. All right, come on. Let's move on. I'm still sucked.
Starting point is 02:04:26 Just talk like this. You got the tile teeth for you dissing me? Yes. This shit need to be bleached again for you dissing me? No, they don't. You need to be re-bleached. Come on. What happened to my man in the...
Starting point is 02:04:37 All right, come on. I'm sorry. Chill out. You know how we feel about your dentist. We see how you fail. You damn near try to kill my man. You got it. You got it.
Starting point is 02:04:45 You got it. Go ahead it. You got it. Go ahead. What yours about to ask? I got a check. Ice got a question for you. Yeah, I'm still stuck. So you like... You don't kiss?
Starting point is 02:04:53 Yeah. I kiss, but I'm not kissing. Yo, you ain't... All right, so you trying to tell me you ain't been out with a... Like, y'all had a vibe or whatever and you start kissing? The nigga ordered fries at the steakhouse, man.
Starting point is 02:05:03 No, he ain't kissing nobody. I'm not kissing on GP like that. His wife just answered the phone last week, and said, I'm not kissing him. You didn't hear her voice? My wife didn't say that.
Starting point is 02:05:12 Watch your mouth. Her voice didn't sound like she kissed you in the morning. And I'm going to keep it real. I don't play around with the wife thing. All right, that's true. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:05:18 But you did it already. So here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. I respect that. Right? She's going to laugh because she's been in the hot seat and she's hurt. You're going to laugh because your girl checked you.
Starting point is 02:05:29 You text your girl to co-sign you. Y'all niggas is all lemons. You hear me? Lemon. What are you talking about? Make lemon there. I'm from Queens. That's me.
Starting point is 02:05:38 Oh, you're doing your content shit again. I'm getting shit on. He thinks it's a content house. It's not a content house. All right. You going to say what Mel's here? It's not a concert. All right. You can say what Mel's here. It's not a concert house. I don't know why you pounding your chest, nigga.
Starting point is 02:05:47 The fuck you talking about? Why you always got to include me in the Joe shit? Jesus Christ. That shit mean? Turn up on him, Ish. Is that shit mean? He's my man, so you my man, too. I'm cool now.
Starting point is 02:05:56 Not that we just met, but it's so cool now. But who you jumping out the window for? Me. Him. Dog. Why you ain't? No, you say me, nigga. Don't move right along, man.
Starting point is 02:06:04 Why you ain't answer my question? Why do you include me, nigga. Don't move it right along. Why you ain't answer my question? Why do you include me in your Joe beef? You know why? Because that's your man. All your niggas. So? What that mean?
Starting point is 02:06:14 I'm new here. So? What we doing? We don't treat you like an outsider? We treat you like an outsider? Shit. Niggas ain't welcome you with open arms, nigga. Shut my what?
Starting point is 02:06:23 You're heavy D-ass up. Shut up. Text the group chat about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what. That's what. Shut up. Shut up. Text the group chat about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to get this bottom up. The headline's still fucked up, nigga. You got alopecia. Nah, I forget.
Starting point is 02:06:31 What you got? I'm just bald. This shit like I hit with a lawnmower. Wait, wait. Did Will Smith get nominated for emancipation? He did not. Nope. Nigga was a slave or nothing.
Starting point is 02:06:44 Oh. Nigga was a volunteer slave slave Who are the male nominees? Cause I don't think Did you see it? Yeah the male nominees Elvis Yeah Austin Butler for Elvis
Starting point is 02:06:57 I wanna see Colin Farrell for the Something of Isharin I don't know I gotta go look at the list. What did you say? Best lead actor was Austin Butler for Elvis, Colin Farrell for the Banshees
Starting point is 02:07:11 of Isherin, Brendan Frazier for The Whale, Paul Mascow for Aftersun, and Bill Knighty for Living. Bill Knighty. Yeah, him. Oh, the science guy. No. That's Bill Knight. That's my man right there. Bill Knight. Oh, the science guy. No. That's Bill Nye. That's my man right there.
Starting point is 02:07:26 That's Bill Nye. No, Bill Nye. Oh, Nye. He has his brother. Yeah, he's from the movie Love Actually. Okay. That's helpful. I know y'all.
Starting point is 02:07:35 I don't know any movie that you have ever named, by the way. Why did y'all pull your dick out on the movies? Like, yo, yeah, you know Nye. Oh. Don't do that. Parks. That's invasive, bro. All right, listen., not he. Oh. Yeah. Don't do that. Parks. That's invasive, bro. All right, listen.
Starting point is 02:07:48 I'm uncomfortable. I thought we talked about this before. But Ice ain't want to talk about it because she adopted black kids. Oh, Madonna. But Madonna is going on tour. She announced it with Amy Schumer, Lil Wayne, and a bunch of others. She's doing four decades of hits. She's doing them all. I want to clown it.
Starting point is 02:08:15 She got slaps though. Yeah, yeah. She got slaps. Yeah. Nah, this part right here. White background. It all seems like yesterday Not far away Tropically ugly All nature brought to play This is where I long to be
Starting point is 02:08:32 Let me slap Bonita And when the sun will fade The sun will set the white New waves and sting my eyes I'm gonna die In 40 years She can't fuck with Drake God? You think Drake had some hits? Huh? You think Drake had some hits? She got some slaps. In 40 years. She can't fuck with Drake.
Starting point is 02:08:47 God? I don't know if she has as many hits as Drake. She can't fuck with Drake. I think Drake has the most hits of everybody. Drake has more hits than everybody. Billboard. Yeah. I got more slaps than the Beatles.
Starting point is 02:09:01 Listen, nothing to argue about. The Madonna show is going to have slaps and it's going to be good. It's with Wayne. No, I was just saying, Wayne announced it with her. Just he announced it in a little video they shot. Oh, weird shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:17 So if you're interested in that. Oh, that's crazy. I fuck with Madonna. I do. my name and it feels like home I fuck with Madonna, y'all do. Not more than Prince, but I fuck with Madonna. Yo, you, have you eat up somewhere in this little beat drop?
Starting point is 02:09:35 I can see all the white people jumping up in the air right now, when that beat drop. Ayyyyyy I wanna take you there. It's the midnight hour. I can feel your power. You want to start voguing? Look, you look.
Starting point is 02:09:52 You know I'm telling you. Also. This is what, though. I'm in Europe right now in my head. Oh, shit! Also, Stevie Nicks announced a North American tour. It's happening. Is that the right order? Woo! Sing a song, grab American tour. It's happening. It's like a wide-winged girl.
Starting point is 02:10:06 Sing a song sounds like she's singing out. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:10:12 Yeah. It's like a wide-winged girl. Sing a song sounds like she's singing out. What's up, Mel? You want to go? You want to go? You want to go? You want to go?
Starting point is 02:10:19 I just don't want to go. You want to go? You want to go? I want to go. Ooh. Wait a minute. Let nothing go by. That tramp in the wind. Let this rock fall.
Starting point is 02:10:25 You never heard it? In the world that is now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I heard the song before, but when it came out, I thought it was Beyonce. Oh, that's fine. But you heard the song before. I'm not even asking you.
Starting point is 02:10:37 Yeah, yeah. I'm not even asking you. It's delicious. I'm not asking you. It's delicious. It's hot. Nothing else matters I'm letting this rock just cause Ice never heard it
Starting point is 02:10:47 You don't have to, it's okay And she has the Fleetwood Mac jams in there too Willie baby Willie can see broken hearted Something with me Nah, I'm letting it rock cause niggas in the car jamming out right now Fuck that Wait up
Starting point is 02:11:07 Wait up Oh, if I could do a little TikTok dance I would get up on this hook and turn it up right now Y'all lucky Just like the one ringer I sing songs as I should sing it Ooh, baby, ooh All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Starting point is 02:11:31 I don't want to lose our other co-hosts. I love that song. The uncultured part of the party. I don't love that song. This knows his side. This side, this, us three. Us three. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 02:11:41 I love that song. I'm telling you, buddy. I know the song. I'm telling you, outside of the Ant-Man soundtrack, we got you niggas beat out. She get into her Fleetwood Mac bag, too? Oh my God. It's going to be a sleeper. It's going to be one of my sleepers.
Starting point is 02:11:54 It's a Fleetwood Mac song. How did I know? How did I know? You opened the door. You get a sleeper today? Oh. Just give me one minute. Just give me one minute.
Starting point is 02:12:02 You got it. You got it. A minute of dreams will do it. Hell no. No, no, no. I minute. You got it. You got it. A minute of dreams will do it. Hell no. No, no, no. I know. That's boring. Let's see.
Starting point is 02:12:08 What else do we have going on here? Anything, anything, anything? Can anybody write into us? I'm checking. Let's see. Oh, please be. See if we got a good one. Oh, no.
Starting point is 02:12:22 Nothing new. Let's see if it's I'm old. Do you get in between your fiance and her brother's rocky relationship? No, nigga, I'm out of your business, Chris. Naka says, what's the cheapest shit you ever did for your girl on her birthday? Oh, a party bus.
Starting point is 02:12:38 Drink while I got you good. No, she brought that up, so fuck that. Two questions, what advice would you give a 21-year-old today, and where would your fundamentals lie nigga I'm not talking to no 21 year old get out of my face alright we'll get back to it
Starting point is 02:12:52 send in your questions send in your questions huh dog no you think I'd be lying let's see I'll just read some more questions for you all Joe what were some of your earliest understandings of the human race that you think are still relevant today example
Starting point is 02:13:09 like for me as a kid i quickly understood the effect white man had on a black man black needed black woman but desired white woman dog you want to keep reading this what go ahead black needed black women but desired white women because they seem success as the white man ish you're my guy but i'm curious to actually hear your thoughts on how to advance black people as a collective usually when asked you just make general statements or mumble through like i just think that but, we just don't. It could be like, but never actually saying anything. With love, my brother. Ice, now having a daughter, do you regret some of the way you carried yourself with women you may or may have not cared about outside of sex? Now knowing that someone could say or treat your daughter the same.
Starting point is 02:14:04 Parks, what 10 hip-hop songs would you put on a playlist and listen to for the rest of your life i don't know boy you got so easy parts this guy's racist This guy's reverse racist. I can answer his. Ask me my favorite song too. Yeah, nigga. Roscoe is long.
Starting point is 02:14:31 EPMD. Roscoe is long. Come on, Mason Lee. That's a good one. Get this shit off. I mean, I can answer it. Answer it. Hold up. Repeat this question real quick. Get this shit off. I mean, I can answer it. Answer it. Hold up.
Starting point is 02:14:45 Repeat this question real quick. For you, Ish. He says I'm real general. Ish, you're my guy, but I'm curious to actually hear your thoughts on how to advance black people as a collective. I guess that's the question. It's a hard question. I think black people need to trust each other more in business. That's one.
Starting point is 02:15:02 I think we don't do business enough collectively. Why is that? Trust. I think it's't do business enough collectively. And so I think it's- Why is that? No, my guy. Trust. I think it's individual. Black people products, yo. No, it's just trust.
Starting point is 02:15:10 I just think it's individuals- I can run down the list. It's individuals climbing the ladder on their own, whereas a lot of other ethnicities, they climb the ladder together and get up faster. That's one. You about to really solve it for us. Oh, okay. Go ahead.
Starting point is 02:15:26 What else? How else can we move? 90 seconds on how to solve racism. It's not even that. You couldn't wait to tell them, too. Well, first of all, we need to do it a little better. I'm good. I'm cool.
Starting point is 02:15:36 I'm cool. Nice. To answer your question, no. I don't wish that I was any different. Oh, okay. All it tells me is, no, no, no. It's a pin tweet, right? And I got it back, too.
Starting point is 02:15:51 I'm glad, man. They moved my shit. You better unpin that tweet. They ain't going to fuck him up. But, nah, the way I was in the past, I can teach my daughter to want more and not look for that. I can try the best. I can't control what she does.
Starting point is 02:16:10 No, it doesn't make me wish I acted any differently when I was running through these things out here. Stop your fucking way. That's not true. That is true. That is so true. You don't have a daughter. I don't. That is true. That is not true. That is so true. You don't have a daughter.
Starting point is 02:16:25 He don't be true. I don't. But it's not true though, bro. I make men. I'm just saying. You wouldn't want to might treat your daughter how you was asked. That's not the question. That was not the question.
Starting point is 02:16:34 But you heard what he said? He said, nah, I don't look back on none of that shit different, because now I can teach my daughter what not to want. What's the question? What did he say? What did he say? Now you've defended. I can't.
Starting point is 02:16:47 Please. My narc boy. Dog, I think what Ice was trying to say. Yo, your experiences make you who you are. Of course. So me, I could take myself. I think I'm in the same boat, maybe. The things that I've done and the things,
Starting point is 02:17:03 the interactions that I've had with women They give you information they give you intelligence. They give you your experiences make you who you are. So now I could Instill more shit into my daughter's based on the information that I have We got that part I'm not gonna stay here cuz I don't think it's But I'm not going to stay here because I don't think it's entertaining. But I'm agreeing with you. I think what he's trying to highlight is when you get to that maturation point and you look back on it, you got your daughter now, blah, blah, blah, and you look back on it, I guess he's asking,
Starting point is 02:17:36 would you have changed her? Do you wish that you treated some of those people differently because they were somebody's daughter? I do. I don't. Okay. I'm asking you that no no like you tried to get him to save it first off alright who knows if he was treating them bad who knows that's true that's true yeah but you about to say something smart to me. Exactly. No, that's true.
Starting point is 02:18:06 That's what I was getting ready to say. Me, me, me. I don't know what he was doing when a girl was locked in a room for three weeks at a time with no water and food. They was having a blast. That's what they was doing. Nope, they was thirsty too. And they got whatever they needed to drink too.
Starting point is 02:18:16 Their thirst was quenched. Hey, yo, Ish, imagine my face. His girls coming and spending the night at my house. He keep them in the room. He keep them in the room. But whenever they leave the room, they come out and look at you like you and they out they was coming out here like the fuck is you niggas
Starting point is 02:18:33 he had them trained yo you drinking all that milk you my man you my man what I did I did something with one of your girls what? how bad was it? 1 to 10 What I did? I did something? Yeah, you did something. With one of your girls? Yeah. What?
Starting point is 02:18:46 How bad was it? One to ten. Wait. Do you know I did this or you believe in her? I know you and believe her. I know who you was then and believe her. What she said. I'm going to tell you how I did it.
Starting point is 02:18:59 I know you did it. What you did? Tell me what I did. She straight. She was like, yo, you know him and somebody pulled me to the side. I was like, yo, you know you ain't the only girl he be fucking with, right? He be hiding other girls. I never did nothing like that. I never did that.
Starting point is 02:19:11 I never did that. You niggas got a bad habit of believing girls. I pulled a girl to the side and said, yo, you know this ain't the only. Can I tell you why? You were hell bent on causing chaos and havoc between me and her. You used to try that. So, yes, I believe that. That's fucked up.
Starting point is 02:19:30 I don't believe that. That's cold. I don't believe it. Who was the other person? What did his name start with? It wasn't him. Me and a girl? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:19:41 Oh, we probably said that. What? Yeah. That nigga's hysterical. But you see what I say, y'all? Like, come on. Like, we probably said that. What? Yeah. That nigga's hysterical. But y'all, you see what I say? Y'all, like, that's, come on. Like, that's OK. I wouldn't do no shit like that.
Starting point is 02:19:50 I'm talking about you. Watch your fucking mouth, nigga. But I don't. That sucker shit he did. But wait. Wait. So tell him. But wait.
Starting point is 02:19:55 I don't think it went like that, though. Tell him, nigga. I don't think it went like that. I think it went a little different. But I think I'm getting some recollections. It's coming back to me a little bit, though. change though thank God you change thank you that's Wow we change we are the world no that's fucked up if I did that that's probably payback for that cop situation. We got him back. Hey, we got him. Just like the one we know, six songs that's what she's singing. That's why.
Starting point is 02:20:25 Don't laugh, nigga. Get on him like you just told me. That's foul, but he's right. No, he's not. That's foul, but he's right. Come on, we're moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on. Who else got nominated for?
Starting point is 02:20:33 I'm joking, I'm joking. Who the fuck is Mr. Irrelevant? Oh. It's a good question. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 02:20:41 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on. Who else got nominated? I'm joking. I'm joking. Who the fuck is Mr. Irrelevant? Oh, the last person picked in the draft.
Starting point is 02:20:52 Yeah. Purdy. Brock Purdy. Purdy is Mr. Irrelevant in this case. Yeah, he's shown up. He's relevant. He's relevant. He's relevant now.
Starting point is 02:21:01 And he's got ice water in his veins. Yeah, he's in a great system. Still got to make the throws. For sure. And he is. I don't have nothing else that I need to talk about here. Well. That can't throw an eight-yard pass.
Starting point is 02:21:13 You still hurt, yo. You tight. He is. You tight. Picks for this weekend real quick? Picks for the weekend? Picks for the weekend. Picks for the weekend.
Starting point is 02:21:21 Picks for the weekend. My same two picks that I had since the playoffs started, man. I got Kansas City and I have Philadelphia same yeah I think Bengals birds I do it's early
Starting point is 02:21:30 I may change my mind but I think Bengals birds Super Bowl I picked the Bengals to win it I mean I picked the Bengals to go to the Super Bowl
Starting point is 02:21:36 with the Cowboys I'm gonna still rock with the Bengals I'm gonna go San Fran okay I think San Fran Okay I think San Fran's Linebackers are just too good Y'all know who plays
Starting point is 02:21:51 Quarterback for the Chiefs right? I do Okay That's my only question He just banged up That's the only reason why He got a high ankle sprain That ain't no joke
Starting point is 02:21:59 Oh you know what That's not a joke to get over Like high ankle sprains Be lasting for months Yeah And he's mobile. And then number two, I just don't think that we put so much into Kansas City's offense. I think their defense is going to be suspect.
Starting point is 02:22:17 And I think Cincinnati is going to be able to keep the ball. You keep saying that, and I couldn't disagree with you more about their defense. They get a lot of situational stops you know why they'd be up by 30 so now when you up by 30 you can't run the ball now it's just put your ears back and blitz the quarterback I think that that don't happen with Cincinnati it wasn't about 30 against uh so we missing we missing one little factor about the NFC Championship game that I just remembered it's in Philly no I don't care where it's at.
Starting point is 02:22:45 Shit. Jalen Hurts is black. You think they don't like black quarterbacks on Super Bowl? That's what I'm saying. No, he's talking about the bosses. Talking about the bosses. What about? Oh yeah, they don't like black niggas.
Starting point is 02:22:59 You lying. Yeah. Especially that 49ers. That might change things a little bit yeah I forgot about that when you see a black quarterback 19 sacks 19 sacks game one
Starting point is 02:23:13 I just yo I'm going with the Chiefs number one cause Pat Mahomes is really him but number two because I watched the Super Bowl last year I damn near how do I say this pol watched the Super Bowl last year. I damn near... How do I say this politely?
Starting point is 02:23:28 The Super Bowl last year ended after the third quarter, right? No, it was a good game up until the fourth side. No, I know, but all the television networks cut that shit off, right? Like, I feel like nobody cared about them. Nobody cared about that Bengals win. They act like that was an asterisk win. Okay. They talked about that shit for two days and moved right along.
Starting point is 02:23:46 I don't think nobody, Roger Goodell is not letting Joe Burrow ask. We tried to sell 50,000 tickets for Buffalo. They already sold. We did. For Buffalo and Kansas City, you foiled that plan. That was disrespectful. You foiled that plan. That was disrespectful.
Starting point is 02:24:01 You will not make it to Arizona, buddy. That was disrespectful. You will not make it to Arizona, buddy. That was disrespectful. But see that. You think Roger Goodell is in his office. Joe Burrow, Pat Moore, Joe Burrow, Pat Moore. Yeah, I do. I do. Not just that.
Starting point is 02:24:15 I think Pat Mahomes is. I mean, I think Joe Burrow was like, yeah, I know. I think they want Joe Burrow to be. I know. I think they want Joe Burrow to be Aaron Rodgers to Pat Mahomes, Tom Brady. I think they want him to win one or at least be in there a couple times so they can sell that two matchups now. Not one team.
Starting point is 02:24:34 Now you can sell two superstar quarterbacks in the same conference. I think they might want that, but them ad dollars want to see Mahomes do some highlights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel you. That nigga Pat Mahomes is the Ja Morant of football. You act like Joe Burrow ain't no fucking walking highlight reel
Starting point is 02:24:49 too. Ja Morant is a walking highlight reel. The shit that Pat Mahomes does on a football field, fam, we've never seen anybody do. We've seen shit that Joe Burrow does. We ain't never see a Pat Mahomes ever. I don't know. I think they will be just as happy
Starting point is 02:25:05 I think Joe Burrow and them know all of that Yeah Alright cool No Joe saying from a marketing standpoint I get it I get exactly what he's saying We'll see I can still make these throws
Starting point is 02:25:16 I pick Cincinnati You can't take the point off the board Yeah you can't stop all three of them Receivers and Mixer It's fine we gave our picks It's fine I'm looking for a sleeper Alright we'll do the same What was my sleeper last week right. We'll do the same.
Starting point is 02:25:26 What was my sleeper last week? Some shit you stole from me. Actually, it was. It's cool. You're my man. Shut up. You're my man. Stole something from you.
Starting point is 02:25:37 Oh, shit. Y'all sleeper battle is crazy. It ain't a battle. We're not battling. It ain't no damn battle. They both put the high voice on. You see that, right? Come on, man. If you make me mad, I might play some heat, too.
Starting point is 02:25:48 You better shut up. What would that do to me? Come on, stop, yo. I mean, y'all both got heat? All right, he ain't make me mad, so I'm going to just chill. You duck the smoke. I don't know what you got, Joe. You talk to smoke For 90s jams
Starting point is 02:26:24 Who got the keys to my bima? Bima, bima Flower killer I am the thriller from Manila The party is a tempo I wanna explode Can we reach the pinnacle? On the love I'm feeling you up, so get up, trying to go all the way Now I can't stop
Starting point is 02:26:59 Strawberry blossom, climb out your mountain Bathing away from the spring of your fountain Top of the world I'm on top of the world Strawberry blossom, climb out your mountain Top of the world Top of the world That's brand new music from, uh, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
Starting point is 02:27:32 I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I feel that it's coming Waterfall between your eyes That's brand new music from Rennie Dexel
Starting point is 02:27:50 No, I can't talk That record is called Strawberry Blossom It's track number one on his Ultraviolet project Which is in your phone and on all streaming platforms right now Alright, alright I'ma go to on all streaming platforms right now. All right, all right. I'm gonna go to your hometown. We're in the Queens. Florida.
Starting point is 02:28:14 New Japan. Gaveston, where you from? Kingston. Bermuda, right? That's what I'm saying. St. Catherine. Yo. See what I'm saying? See, I was saying Queens.
Starting point is 02:28:25 That's why I put y'all in there. You see what you did? Yeah, I get it, too. We from Gary. Gary, Indiana, where you from? Yo, Alabama, some shit. You like a Connecticut ass nigga. You from Nebraska, Wichita.
Starting point is 02:28:36 You like a Connecticut ass nigga. You from Kansas, Wichita, corny nigga. Yeah. All right, this is Kaya, baby. Wichita niggas gonna fuck you up. Yeah, they gonna fuck you up. Better apologize. No, I know.
Starting point is 02:28:45 But you from there. There's a lot of dog niggas going to fuck you up, man? Yeah, they going to fuck you up. Better apologize. No, I know. But you from there. There's a lot of official niggas over there. Copping, please. They going to please. Cape Verde. You got them capes. Shout out to Kaya, my little sister Kaya. Yeah, this is Kaya Baby.
Starting point is 02:28:56 The record is called New Energy. I heard this. This time. Whoa. Whoa. Ay yo, I bring that New York energy, double shot of Hennessy Cosso or that Don Julio, I got the remedy Anybody speakin' ill of me, they ain't in front of me Still up in the hood, but I got rich bitch Tennessee She just tryna get flued out from John Kennedy Couple shots in, makin' sure he wanna feel on me
Starting point is 02:29:35 She ain't really into these niggas, she just pretend to be Breasts all jigglin', ass all wiggly Yeah, look at me, whole crew be wild Who back that ass up like Meg the Stiles? Any party we attend, hoes neck me out All breakin', ass shakin', all up and down Need a club in the pigsty, yeah, we get it on this side Bacon, egg, and cheese or the lobster mac with the ribeye Either way, I'm eatin' an A-day, I'ma get fly And get it with my team, yeah, that's
Starting point is 02:29:58 just somethin' I live by 1 a.m., on my way to the club Bad bitches with me, bout to turn shit up 3 a.m., Tim way to the club Bad bitches with me bout to turn shit up 3am, 10 shot in the cup I don't try to leave the spot, got them begging to fuck Let this nigga get a taste, he wanna do it again I just pulled up in the rave, I may do it again If I did this shit once, I'ma do it again Blow a bag, get it back, I'm gon' do it again Yeah, y'all know who I be, huh
Starting point is 02:30:20 Live from the NYC It's been a while, still no chick like me Been top three High life, penthouse suite Taking shots. It's been a while, still no chick like me. Been top three. High life, penthouse suite. Taking shots round two, have a bent by three. Got girls kissing girls like LGB. T's cross, I's dotted, still MVP.
Starting point is 02:30:36 Been had cheese, provolone, Swiss, no keys. You can tell I'm from New York. Yeah, that's Kaya Baby, New Energy. Queens. Queens. I mean, Queens. I'm interviewing her today. It's great. It's dope today I'm saying Queens this is graph Kyle way you know 30 special views Cause y'all the dog bitch Y'all don't know what to do when I show you the blueprint
Starting point is 02:31:07 I ain't watering down cause I didn't know you was stupid You searching online for the truth that I throw in the music I can show it and prove I don't got a poster to prove it I know how to cock it, I know how to load it and shoot it I'm alkaline water but won't spill the sodas and juices You went from what's cracking to' to what's poppin' I beat a body then go gun shoppin' You scared of the dog my nigga you sunblockin'
Starting point is 02:31:32 I'm hot headed my tongue dropped in a plug socket Take your lung pop it then I lunchbox it I jump shot it and double pump rockets to my blood clot, blood clotting Fuck stoppin' Your man got choked, you was just watching I left your body in the trunk rotting House niggas never plucked cotton I'm just boxing, jabbing, I'm just boxing
Starting point is 02:31:53 Jumped up, dodging, I'm from where Santa Claus They never come, stuffed stockings You hustle or play ball, those are fucked up options I just fuck memory lane, up drunk driving What, what, what could y'all do to me my ex trying put a hex on me and voodoo me it's heavy art toolery strapped with the semi harpoonery I'm multitask I'm looking at your chain while I'm googling with a pun jewelry I ain't with the tomfoolery I'm Huey P in the wrong community all my laundry is Louis V I'm burning Montclair Prada and Gucci T Inside a eulogy
Starting point is 02:32:25 I ride the U to me Pot in the shots Fly That's Rainfalls Graff, 38 Special And Conway Out now Check it out
Starting point is 02:32:34 Take it away Ish This is a song By Lagoon Wavy Song is called Occ called occupied this is a color show version of the song okay My anxieties at an all time But your new attitude gets you by I'm stuck between watching out for myself And searching for you And the rain seems to take away the pain And I'm worn rank down from going insane
Starting point is 02:33:46 I'm way too jealous, I'm too obsessive, I get aggressive But I just need a break, I just need a break Oh now baby, can't you forgive me? You don't mean the things you say Blowing smoke like a chimney Empty threatened, then we regret it Told me forget it, don't even sweat it But I just need a place
Starting point is 02:34:17 Where I can cry One where there's no one but I I need it for I lose my mind Cause my head's already occupied Oh, I lie That's Lagoon Wavy, Occupied. One verse ain't poppin', my nigga. Hey, Beth.
Starting point is 02:34:51 Shazam it. Shazam it. Download it. Cop it. Support it. Okay, you guys can skip me. I'm gonna let Flip live today. No, go ahead. No, go ahead. I'm going after you. No, go, go, go. I'm going after you.
Starting point is 02:35:02 Why? Trust me. You think you got fire? I'm going after you. No, go, go, go. I'm going after you. Why? Trust me. You think you got fire? I'm going after you. Trust me. Oh, you're choking. That's what it is. Oh, no, I'm not.
Starting point is 02:35:11 Hold on. Where's the thing? It might be down. A-D. Okay. Okay. All right. You don't need any pain.
Starting point is 02:35:22 Okay. All right. My sleeper today is called Wasn't Lookin' by Eliza. Yeah. I didn't want to know Want to be On your own When I hit the lights Say my name A hundred times
Starting point is 02:36:09 Hmm Did I make you change Your mind Now you want me, love Now you wanna make love All night You wasn't looking for love But you never met a girl like me, baby You wasn't looking for love
Starting point is 02:36:51 For love Didn't want a heart Full of fire Burning up It's only you and I Here you are By my side Did I make you change your mind?
Starting point is 02:37:30 Now you wanna make love But made up all night You You wasn't looking for love All right, that was Eliza wasn't looking. That's tough. I know, right? That's tough.
Starting point is 02:37:54 I'm going to wait until, you know. Melissa has been going crazy. She has. I thought you wasn't doing sleep this week. Found one, huh? I've been sitting on this one. You know, I was giving back a chance to, you know,
Starting point is 02:38:06 do my sleeper privileges back. Let's go, Flynn. Let's go. No, he doesn't have sleeper privileges back. So let's see. I don't want to announce it, but I'm just going to play it.
Starting point is 02:38:16 So we know? You so full of shit. You so full of shit. Yo. Bring it back for me Play with my audience That's Queen's flip You so full of shit Oh wait that was your own song?
Starting point is 02:38:38 That's you? Yes That was your own song? That's what you're supposed to do Why if it ain't on iTunes. If it's not for sale, then why would he play it? It got a lot of views, though. Sell it.
Starting point is 02:38:52 I can't sell it. I don't think Martel Jordan would release it. Then make an original song to sell like Academics did. What? I'm just saying, people that have never made music, if they see an opportunity to make money from music they just start recording shit especially now
Starting point is 02:39:06 with this TikTok make a 90 second shit that's fly you can make something for 90 seconds that's fly and sell it and go
Starting point is 02:39:12 you don't have to play around just be Spoof man yo you talk to me just I'ma take that I don't like that shit at all I'm tight why men get tight from somebody trying to help them I don't like that shit at all. I'm tight.
Starting point is 02:39:29 Yo, why men get tight from somebody trying to help them? I'm just more surprised that you think I don't know that. You just played some shit and it wasn't for sale. I didn't want to sell it. Oh. And I monetized off it on Instagram. Now you made me want to help a new artist get signed and discover it. I'm going to play some dude.
Starting point is 02:39:50 I don't know his name. And then we're going to end this. So let me say what I got to say now. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, I bid you adieu. Farewell. Adios. Arrivederci.
Starting point is 02:40:03 Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long, goodbye. Do remember that life is a series of moments, and moments pass. Sounds different without the music. Yeah, it does. You know, I'm playing some music. That sounds a little...
Starting point is 02:40:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to get hype. I need to get hype. I need to get hype. I need to get hype. All right, I got it. Come on, Wi-Fi. All right. Turn it up. Sound like a Jersey nigga right there. It's fine. Apologize in advance, apology not accepted I promise you I respect it And if you turn your back then I promise you gon' regret it
Starting point is 02:40:46 Now check it, you know a couple of my secrets Now you got some leverage I can't keep giving out loyalty if it's not receptive Before you fuck me girl I told you it was problems here So know you not a victim, you a volunteer You know you can't afford it while you asking what it cost You ain't make a dollar with me but you asking for the sauce I'm lost, too many workers out here acting like a boss
Starting point is 02:41:04 See you could've been my dog if your character wasn't off Got the wings of an angel, gotta watch out for Satan Got big newspaper, gotta watch out for Layton Or Jack Harvey, these labels gon' blackboard me Got cameras in the crib so niggas won't backdoor me First goal was 20k, if I get 50 I'ma chill Then I got 100k, I'm like fuck it, let's get a meal Don't ask if I was his name, cause that boy ain't help
Starting point is 02:41:24 You got a license to kill but you at war with yourself Your pain is self-inflicted. If you want it, you can get it. Got a house on your neck, but your man just got evicted. Fuck having fun. I gave funds to my niggas. Fuck breaking bread. I broke crumbs with my niggas. My brother got paranoia and my sister had a seizure. And my last jail visit really made me a believer Tell me who decides war, suicide doors Once we kill one, we gon' crucify more Shorty cheated on me twice, the third time I'm gone Blew a million dollars twice, the third time's the charm He screamin' he real, told him I don't believe it Tried to make him stand on it, but he paraplegic And he's swingin' his flag, he pledgin' allegiance The world is big, take him out his hood, I bet he'll see it She got naked for the grim, she played herself Shorty really just want love but can't explain herself All I need is a solitaire, I'm back to go ball Them non-beneficial friendships don't help me at all
Starting point is 02:42:13 I told niggas let's get this money, no one felt me at all And them toxic relationships wasn't healthy at all I can't keep suppressing my feelings, I gotta let it show Once a nigga tell you he sorry, you gotta let it go Cut them niggas off if they treat you like you basic if you let your pride drive you won't reach your destination There's something keep pushing my nigga your time is near but my mental health is way more important in my career Why tell the movement we did it with no donations got denied life insurance just cuz I was on probation Tell me if that makes sense. I ain't been okay since I'm gonna back bar. She told me
Starting point is 02:42:44 I know you're tight, baby I know that you gon' cheat My lawyer do construction When the evidence concrete To him we dealt as crazy We just try and cheat the cards You niggas try and beat the ops My niggas try and beat the odds
Starting point is 02:42:54 Ain't take the plea, he blew trout He was trying to beat the charts All it take is one mistake To ruin this thing of ours Keep a smile on my face Never let him see me vexed I don't really work out Never let you see me sweat
Starting point is 02:43:04 No more segregation But we still for segregated And please don't really work out never let you see me sweat no more segregation but we still for segregated and please don't ever tell me i'm woke i'm educated i'm gone that's tough who is that i have no idea this is his name is naka i just bumped into this clip on instagram he knocked him on yeah. Yeah, he was going crazy. Got it. All right. Shouts to you, homeboy. Word.
Starting point is 02:43:31 Mic check, one, two, one, two. We ending this. Malika Badu, you did a great job today. Listen next week. She'll tell you who's going to get snubbed at the Oscars next year. Flip, another phenomenal job by you. You two have been a godsend. You guys, you two.
Starting point is 02:43:50 That's the network. It's the network, huh? Fuck these niggas talking about. Ish Ice Parts gang. Yo, keep us in your prayers. You ain't know what time it is until next time. We bid you a due farewell. Adios, Arrivederci, Argo new farewell adios remember life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's all we have
Starting point is 02:44:14 when you call my name you do remember the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel the closed-minded women want you to teach them things And me and Mel got cheated on in the same story somehow Small world, small world This nigga on fire, they tell him Fuck it, you been pranked in there, you know This nigga sent missiles to everyone
Starting point is 02:44:40 What'd you say? You was in a different bag than that, a lot of shit You like that shit I was on? He sent missiles to everyone You didn't hold no up you didn't have the nigga don't you nothing don't you know edit nothing everybody everybody could get I'm sorry man there's a couple people would have meant to get it I love me doing bad I love when they go bad you're doing bad to like a prayers funny Thank you, I thank you

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