The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 602 | "The Honey Pack"

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

Friend of the Show and Colts Linebacker Zaire Franklin returns to the JBP as the gang starts by recapping the Chiefs/Eagles Super Bowl (20:31) before turning their attention to Rihanna’s halftime performance (47:20). Floyd Mayweather Jr. has agreed to an exhibition boxing match (1:30:28), everyone shares their thoughts on the red boots (1:38:15), and have the aliens arrived on earth (1:44:00)? Also, a train derailment in Ohio has caused an environmental disaster (1:52:55), Rest in Peace to Dave Jolicoeur of De La Soul, aka Trugoy the Dove (2:16:15), and will Damar Hamlin play in the NFL ever again? (2:23:25) + MORE!    Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks: Joe | RINI (feat. Bibi Bourelly) - “My Luv” Ice | Shotgun Suge - “I Dont Party” Parks | De La Soul, Handsome Boy Modeling School, & Starchild Excalibur - “If It Wasn’t for You” Ish | Sabrina Claudio - “Nurture” Melyssa Ford | Adi Oasis - “Whisper My Name” Zaire | Babyface Ray - “Ashanti”

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Nigga starting us off with maturity. Ah. Don't start us off with Apple stocks, dog. Instead of buying them dumbass boots, they just different.

You got it, Playboy? What you gonna wear with them? That's what I wanna see. I wear a lot of playboy What you gonna wear with them? They chose you style them anyway, there's a pin in the who's around yoga pants Well depending on who's around got you there's a certain amount of blue people in the room You think I'm just saying you don't always wear a lot of red. No, I do. Huh? No, I do. All right. I'm just looking at those things.

Man, intro this shit, man. Nah, we don't need no intro today. They waiting. They just slid out here. This is the intro. Are we here to tell the truth? I want to tell the truth. Me. I don't know.

I can't speak for the rest of you. Or not so much the truth. Today is a good day to get in order what degree of liar you are are you die with the lie tribe are you uh come clean halfway through tribe figure out your brand of liar today because I'm gonna to see it. Park's going to do that playing with his beard shit that he do when he get the lion body language and shit. Isha ain't never wore

the black helmet, Lang. He got his lies is on ready to go with the black helmet, Lang. Zaire is the only one to get a pass to lie because of his profession. He's a fucking

world-class athlete. So y'all are just liars by sport. Me and Ice, though, we might take this thing where it need to go today. I'm here to tell the truth.

I plan on... We might take this thing where YouTube, chicks, get ready. Get your tape decks ready, all right? Nah, I'm frontin' right now.

Y'all know? I'm frontin'. One-way ticket to Pandaville. Dog, I work for me, and I'm not firing myself. Let me make the announcement. Hey, if Dana what's-his-name could do it. What's his name? Dana White.

Yeah, I ain't firing me neither. Ha ha. Now, I'm frontin'. I don't know how much truth I'm gonna give. I'm just entertaining. We know. Nah, we keepin' it in the book, man. I'm front no no I'm a true from you I'm just entertaining no we keeping it a buck man I'm with Zaire doing that the battery in my back that's how he came they want the truth they don't want the bullshit they've seen enough of the bullshit they want the truth for sure all right all right I'm gonna start with lovey-dovey vibes, because for some of us, it's Valentine's Day.

For some of you, it is not. It's just another day. It's just another day. It's just another day, right? Corey don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day. He's locked up for mad Valentine's Days. No visits, commissary low, no furlough, no nothing. No nothing. Just a cute little nigga down the hall. No furlough. No nothing. No nothing.

Just a cute little nigga down the hall. Oh, my God. Hey, little nigga. How long you got? Did anybody here wake up and celebrate Valentine's Day? Wake up? No. How you celebrate on the wake up?

Come on. You know, you wake up. Come on. You wake up. You put a little more flair in the good morning text or verbiage. Yeah, I did that. You put a little more enthusiasm in your normal. You know what I mean? You just soup it up a little bit. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I did that. I celebrated that. Yeah. And you got that rent money. You picked that. Did you pick that rent money did you pick that oh happy Valentine's Day

make sure you drop that off come on man I just celebrated yo wake it up in here man wake it up come on we went out this weekend we did a bunch we went out to dinner I went to the Eddie Griffin comedy show.

Okay. And- Oh, he's starting for real, for real. All right, I got to intro this thing if we starting for real. Oh, you saying what we did, you know, celebrating. I just meant like to talk some shit. What'd you do? Zaire, you celebrate?

I mean- I mean. Season over, Super Bowl over, excuses over. No, I mean, it's end of the season, you feel me? It's Valentine's Day every time we're at, you know what I'm saying? That mean? It's the end of the season. You feel me? It's Valentine's Day every time. You know what I'm saying? That's how you got to carry it, though. You feel me?

That's how you carry it, man. You know what I mean? You don't even celebrate this shit. No. He said it's Valentine's Day every day. You know what I mean? We get flowers on the regular. You know what I'm saying?

We shot on the regular. You know what I mean? Yeah. See, he watched the pod. See, he watched the pod. You know what I mean? That's all it needs to be. He came here.

He potting to it. Yeah. You ain't do nothing extra for Valentine's Day. Oh, oh. Now hold on, let him in. He lost some of that aggression he was talking to me. Nah, nah, that wasn't no aggression. Nah. Yeah, man, we supposed to do a little New York trip,

but it didn't work out. Just you. We want to double back, though. Just you. Nah. Just you came to New York now. Well, yeah, just me came to New York. Now just me and you.

He had to go say bye To Coach Saturday probably To get up out of here Yo I gotta go I gotta go meet the coach I gotta head out of here Come on Yeah a little meeting

Up at NBC Yeah Oh shit we got a new coach Already Man Gotta learn the playbook Gotta learn the playbook No yeah

Little New York trip You know what I'm saying It's supposed to be A little night out But we gonna double that back We gonna work on it though So it's not a big deal You know what I'm saying supposed to be a little night out, but we're gonna double that back though We're gonna work on it though. So it's not a big deal. I'm saying that's how the vets do it, right? When we were the girl how long you had data for Valentine's Day to stop caring cuz my OG been married for like 25 years And he days on some are we gonna do we do on the Tuesday type of thing? Oh, well he can do that

Yeah, 25 years of marriage 25 years. going to do what we do on a Tuesday type of thing? Oh, well, he can do that. Yeah, 25 years of marriage is a long time. 25 years, you can do what you want. How long y'all feel like you could date a girl and then Valentine's? Because at some point

when you first start dating a girl, Valentine's Day has to, I ain't saying you got to, you know what I'm saying? I don't know, I ain't that type. I ain't the roses

in the hole all the floor with the oil. I don't know if that's really my life. It's not supposed to drop off, but it can definitely slope, you know,

we slope down a little bit. Pause. Hilarious. It's a reach. I asked these guys if they felt like Valentine's Day was their holiday

and they were like, no. Emphatic no. It's more like an obligation. Men don't have any holidays. No. We don't even get Father's Day. No, we don't.

We barely get a birthday. No, we don't. Go hit that groove. Get some socks. And stay over there. Don't burn get Father's Day. No, we don't. We barely get a birthday. No, we don't. Go hit that groove. Get some socks. And stay over there. Don't burn nothing either. Yeah. So Valentine's Day isn't something that you look forward to with your girl?

I mean, not really, to be honest with you. I mean, you look forward to spending that time, you know what I'm saying, like that. But it ain't like, I'm finna get the, I mean, I don't know if I want flowers, though. But like, you know what I'm saying? I look forward to, it's making her happy. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, that shit ain't for me. Are you getting your man back to try and do what you can to put a smile on Shorty's face?

Would you guys be surprised if your girls gave you gifts on Valentine's Day? Yes. Oh, hell yeah. Shocked? No. Thrilled? No. Mine show up for me.

I don't know what they talking about. When I used to do Valentine's Day, my girls used to give me shit. Wait, so you did used to do it? Yeah, yeah. So what'd you stop? So you retired from doing it? Yeah. When you retire?

In the 90s? Probably like, maybe like 10 years ago, something like that. Any reason? You just like, I'm over this shit? We had this conversation already. All right, my bad. Never mind. Okay. You got it. So do you get gifts, Mel? Oh.

Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Wait, no. Andy called her ma'am. He said Mel. Oh, I thought he said ma'am. That's what he said. Listen, not too much on Mel. Not too much on Mel. Not too much on Mel. Not too much on Mel Not too much on Mel

Not too much on Mel Not too much on Mel Or Mel Fuck y'all, okay You know what I get sent a lot? Dildos I don't know why We were talking about what you give

Oh, what I give? Oh, well, yeah, I don't give dildos um no yeah no i listen if i had a dude i'd love to trick on him abs i'm a i'm a massive gift guilt giver yes yes but not but if you don't have a dude then you're not a tricker well i mean who the fuck am i tricking on? Dudes. Man. Come on now. If you call me, I'm going to call you. Don't do that, Mal.

No. I'm introing this, but I'm not playing with y'all. Don't do that. What? Who could it be that you would trick on? Because if there's no boyfriend and there's no man anywhere

in close proximity, no tech, DM, dinner, social, hangout, someone that thinks he has your interest. No, don't exist. No, no, no, social, hangout, someone that thinks he has your interest.

No, don't exist, huh? No, no, no, no, no. I'm tricking on my dude. So we're lying today. My guy. No, I'm not lying. I'm being honest. So let's say, hypothetically, you was dating a dude, just kicking it.

Not official, but y'all was kicking it for three months. Right. He don't get a gift today? I mean, you know. No, we don't. That's know no we don't that's a no yeah that's a strong no and if it's not a no it certainly isn't uh yes oh i'm a big tricker gift giver in in that respect like around that time it's more the gift giving is more about experiences you know what i mean okay experiences you know what I mean okay experiences like bondage you know like stuff like that

Synchronized Synchronized Now you can wait your whole life wondering when it's gonna come and when it's gonna come You may have got your heart broken a few times in the past Never last strong as it used to And don't feel as good as it used to It don't feel as good as it used to But all the things you do say Things you used to do Ooh, no more will you be the one

That's what you tell everyone around you But you know they've heard it all before What more can you say? When love won't let you walk away I wouldn't mind seeing Keisha in another version. I wouldn't. Who's she first? First one. Hey.

Keisha Cole went against Ashanti. Wasn't it Ashanti? Yeah, it was Ashanti. That's what it was? What? It was Ashanti. No't it Ashanti? That's what it was? What? No, it was not. Who was it then? One of them was late, remember? Keisha Cole went against Ashanti?

I'm checking. Who won? Redo. It was Keisha Cole and Ashanti, yeah. You said who won. Who won? Keisha. I would say Keisha too, bro No Yes, the fuck I would

No, you fucking wouldn't Yes, the fuck I would Don't worry, we here to tell the truth today Keisha gonna get about seven songs in and get drowned in the deep I don't know what You don't know We don't know the same R&B I don't know what you're talking about

You said Ashanti won You said Ashanti won Who's that? Who's your band? Yeah, who is that? The Consensus Oh, you're talking about. They said Ashanti won. They said Ashanti won. Who's that? Yeah, who is that? The consensus. Oh, you're talking about Billboard? Who's the consensus? Billboard and them, right?

Vibe. Literally. It was Vibe. I know. It was Billboard. Exactly. Yo, just so we clear, I don't get none of my information from Billboard, yo. Not even the shit we supposed to get from Billboard. Hey, huh?

Hey, Valentine's Day is also not the happiest day for some of y'all out there Shout out to y'all that found out some bad news today Should've kept your fucking hands to yourself Stay out the iPad and this phone, damn it Mind your business next year You kept your fucking hands to yourself. Stay out the iPad and this phone, damn it. Mind your business next year. If you just stay in that little state of happiness, songs like this won't even apply.

You won't have to remember nothing. He'll still be there. I'm so toxic. When I walk down No one knew our poor baby, yeah, no poor baby Poor baby. That's fucked up. When the girl you're cheating on can fucking write a song. Oh, man. Yo, keep me out your little slaps, all right?

It's going to be a long day for you. Oh, man. Let me get these drops out the way so we can have some fun. A lot to get to today. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. So we can have some fun, a lot to get to today. Oh, all right. Microphone check.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. Welcome to episode 602 of the Joe Budden podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Sister Mel is here. Zaire is here. Fresh back, huh? Fresh back from the big game. Ish is here.

Ice is here. Parks is here. Poe is here. Corey is here. Erickson is here. And there's some more niggas in the back. Flip is not here because he thought it's some elaborate lie to say to take off for Valentine's Day. But he's married. Let him get his shit off. How's everybody feeling? How y'all doing? Talk to say to take off for Valentine's Day. But he's married.

Let him get his shit off. How's everybody feeling? How y'all doing? Talk to me. Talk to me. Pretty good. Feeling great, man. Bless, bless. Amazing.

Those are beautiful red roses. Did somebody send those to you? No. I purchased those this morning. Oh, okay. From my little plant exchange that I go to when I was buying my babies some flowers. Well, they're lovely. Yeah, those are nice.

And it was packed in there this morning. I bet it was. And let me tell y'all, well, it's supposed to be packed, right? But let me tell y'all, there was girls in there.

Like, they was buying the roses. Tricking on their bed. That was different for me this year. Galentine's Day. Or Tricking on their bed. Girl.

Galentine's Day. That's what it was. Your moms, your mother, your sister. Or a trick or a trick. Girl. Galentine's Day. That's what it was. Your mom, your mother, your sister. Or everybody but a guy, right? Or their girl. Galentine's Day. We should fucking. That shit is hilarious.

What? Okay, why is Galentine's Day hilarious? Because we can't have Palentine's Day. You guys can have bromances, though. Y'all don't even like each other at the Galentine's Day. Y'all hate each other. That part. Y'all don't support each other. The whole women empowerment shit is a big ass myth so galentine's day what i

will absolutely say that a lot of times people who like women when they walk around talking about women empowerment are usually the most elitist bitches on the fucking planet and they're fucking liars absolutely i agree with that, I am one of those women that supports the fuck out of my girlfriends and it is reciprocated. Did you buy flowers? No. I thought you did a big trick.

No. They couldn't get no flowers? I'm tricking all my dudes. That's number one. And number two, you want to know how I show my support? My girlfriend, she has a beer garden in Harlem.

I wore a t-shirt here on a huge platform didn't say anything about it but that's how you support you know I'm saying that is there promotion beautiful product placement well yeah I figured I would buy some flowers for Valentine's Day that's nice too the spirit of fancy how they did a little shit around the bowl and the red that. I never saw that before. That's expensive. The hat. Nice arrangement. You said the hat. I see what you did. Oh, look at your hat.

You're in the spirit, too. I wore this last part. The same exact red hat from the last part. It's different today, though. Yeah, it hit a little different today. Hi to you guys out there, wherever you're listening from, watching from. Hi. Now, let's get to the truth.

Come on. Tell the truth, man. Come on. We talking about the Super Bowl. Hey! The Super Bowl. What a great Super Bowl. One of the greatest Super Bowls I've watched in recent memory.

Yes. The game or this whole ensemble? The game itself. The game. The Super Bowl. Game. No, you're talking. He's starting early.

No, I'm just trying. What you mean the whole ensemble? Well, I ain't gonna hold you. I mean, I never heard of who Chris Stapleton was, but he was snapping at the, I'm young, bro, don't do that, bro. I'm young, bro. Hey, he just finished saving Stevie Wonder and Smokey Robinson's ass last weekend.

He's been having a week. Yeah, he definitely did. Nah, he gets busy, he don't play. Yeah, he was going crazy. He had my crying in that joint. My man Sirianni had that joint. Terry had him. Oh, yeah.

It's a day. And Shirley Ralph smoked, what she sang? Lift Every Voice. Yeah, Lift Every Voice. Smoked it. Babyface. I didn't see that. You didn't see that?

Well, I did. I was shocked. I did see it. You don't think she smoked it? Oh, yeah. Don't hate now, nigga. Oh, you can tell the truth, though. My bad.

Tell the truth. Tell the truth. She smoked it. Tell the truth. Pump me up. Pump me up. Come on, Floyd. You don't need to tell the truth. Let's go.

Stop, stop, stop, stop. I know she did a good job, but I mean. She ain't smoking? Smoke. This is my thing. Be respectful. That song that she sung, this is why I'm laughing, wasn't even sung in the key for us to say she smoked it.

It was the lowest of, it was, sing a song. No, she hit notes. That shit don't work. There's only but so much smoking you're going to do and lift every voice and sing. Well, I never knew her to be a singer. She just put her mouth. I didn't know that. Is she original Dreamgirls or something like that?

She can sing. I knew her from acting and shit. So when they said that, I was like, oh, shit. No, she can sing. I guess that's why I'm saying that she didn't smoke. Yeah. Because she can sing. See, I didn't know that.

So I was like, she bodied that shit. And she did hit some runs and some notes in there. Oh, she't smoke it. Yeah. Because she can sing. See, I didn't know that. So I was like, she bodied that shit. And she did hit some runs and some notes in there. Oh, if she bodied it, then you better mute up for this halftime talk. No, I'm not. If Cheryl Lee,

Ralph Bollie did. I ain't muting up for nothing for the halftime talk. Come on, let's get to the game. What an enjoyable game. Yeah, you rarely get a high scoring game that's also competitive

and has moments of good defense, at least. It wasn't a defensive battle by any stretch, but it wasn't trash defense. You know what I'm saying? It wasn't just an all-out shootout. It was a good game. That's what you want, though. You don't want those 13 to 16 games in the Super Bowls. You don't want that.

You want some electric. That Rams-Patriots game a couple years ago? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. But it was in Atlanta, and a stripper bowl was going on at the same time. I mean, that's facts. It was a good day. Was you there?

Was you at the stripper bowl? Yeah, I might have slid through just for a little bit. Just to see what you're talking about. Just for business, though. Got it. Got it. A lot of contacts to be made there. Indeed.

Networking. Networking. That's my new thing. Yeah, networking. A couple dollars being exchanged. Yeah. Networking. Networking. That's my new thing. Yeah, networking. A couple dollars being exchanged. Yeah, both ways. You know what I'm saying?

I'm short it with some stripper bowls in Arizona. Oh, my God. What? I mean, did you hear about any? A whole bunch of transactions. As a faithful man? I mean, yeah, you know, my situation, you know, but I was out there moving around, but I ain't never really been out in Arizona before, man.

Boy, you were out there? Yeah, yeah, I was out there for a week. A couple of parents was just doing my thing out there, but, yeah, no, it was a vibe out there. I ain't never spent no time out there. It's cold out there in the desert, though. They be capping about how warm it is. It probably is 110 in July, but when that sun go down, bro,

I had a hoodie on, and I was shivering. That shit was hitting me in the sides and shit. I'm like, god damn, it's supposed to be warm out here. You're a linebacker. You're never supposed to shiver. But they caught me slipping. That wind was punching me in the sides. I'm like, damn.

I'm like, let's go in the club. This shit cold in this one. No, it was a vibe out there. There was a lot of movement going on. Yeah, AZ is something special. I got to go back out there for sure. Shout out to them. That was fun out there.

I picked the Eagles to win like a da-dum-da-dum. Everybody else did. But, well, I would say it because I was rooting for the Chiefs. I picked the Eagles, but I was rooting for the Chiefs. I thought that the Eagles were the better team going in. And maybe I was duped. Maybe I was duped. All that Mo Sacks All time thing

With Patrick Mahomes Hurt a little bit I just thought They would get to him Fuck him up Which they did I don't think they did Which they did

They didn't But it didn't Yeah they They did sack him though Better hand against sack him I don't I don't care about that sack He did get fucked up

Yeah I don't Walk off the field I don't care about the sack I thought somebody Would get their hands on him, and they did. Yeah. I didn't know that fucking Kansas City had the purest of fentanyl in the back for them to rub on his high ankle sprain and him come out like. They had some shit on that ankle.

Nigga, they had. That's a fact. Nah. They had some type of bando back there. Yeah, that's a fact they rubbed some shit in him he came out like that never happened

forgot he had an ankle word and just the Eagles the Eagles when you watch them or when I watch them all year they looked

bigger and stronger than everybody and the Chiefs just look so much faster everywhere that none of that seemed to matter with their big, slow asses.

What, and I saw this, but they kept reiterating, what Philly normally does is get up on you, right? And when they get up on you and score, now you got to pass. And they can set their ears back and blitz the quarterback all day. But if it's an even game and you running the ball, they don't get a chance to do that. They got to be honest on the run and the pass. You got to play both.

What they typically do is they throw a couple passes. They get up on you by 14. Now if they up on you by 14, you got to pass the ball. Now they going to blitz your dumb ass all day and sack you. You get what I'm saying? They couldn't do that to them. Pacheco was balling. He had a great game. Pacheco was balling. He had a great game.

Pacheco was balling. And they didn't get the opportunity to really do that to Mahomes, yo. As great as Jalen Hurts played, because boy, did he play a hell of a game.

He did. He earned whatever contract is coming his way. You just never felt like the Eagles were in control. What? What game was y'all watching? The Eagles was up 10 in the first half.

Yeah, the first half. What are you talking about? Jalen, bro, I ain't going to hold that for you. Think about this. Think about this. What? They controlled the whole fucking first half in time of possession. They still went up 10.

And they only went up 10 because homeboy bonked the field goal. And the fumble. Bro, it never felt like they was in command of the game. Let me rephrase what I'm saying. What I'm saying is this. In that first half, when the Eagles looked dominant, the Chiefs was only down a score. And only had the ball eight minutes of the whole first half.

So when you look up at halftime and you see the score, knowing the Eagles just played that half. And the Chiefs about to get the ball eight minutes of the whole first half. So when you look up at halftime and you see the score, knowing the Eagles just played that half. And the Chiefs about to get the ball. And you heard them announce, halftime's going to be 28 minutes. I bet it is. I bet it's going to be 45 minutes now that Pat Mahomes is hurt back there.

You seen this coming from a mile away. I didn't see that coming from a mile away. No, I didn't. Like, I watched, I just saw when Jalen Hurts dropped the fumble and they picked it up and ran it in, that gave them an extra score because they couldn't get shit going. That right there

shifted the momentum. Even bunking the field goal, that shifted the momentum and they took that and just that whole second half, it was just foot to gas after that. I think that you can't say they can't get shit going. They not on the field.

But they was only on, that's a misconception of time possession. They not on the field at all. They was on the field. They was going. The only reason why the Eagles wasn't on the field was because he fumbled. So he fumbled, so they gave them a touchdown. So it was like they got points without being on the field. But you could see it.

When they scored that defensive touchdown, they cut the Patty and Kelsey. You could tell. They was like, oh, our defense got us a touch. Yeah, now we going out there. They did their job. But that's another thing, too. Like, they was up 10. They D-lined that D-line.

Shout out to the Chiefs O-line. They was handling them, that Eagles D-line. That Eagles D-line is one of the best of all time. Most sacks in league history, bro. I think that's deceptive. I don't want to hear that no more, neither. I think it's deceptive. I don't want to hear that no more, neither. I think it's deceptive. You just watched

Hassan Reckoning knock the bull Purdy tear his shit all up. I know, Purdy started the season as a fourth string quarterback. He's a fourth string quarterback. He broke my man's elbow,

so that means it's because you're the fourth string. I'm saying that. I came here and said I think y'all line is better than theirs. I said that.

You did that to Purdy. Who else did they do it to in this run? Who did they beat before that? Are you talking about QBs? Yeah. They had a bye. They had a bye, yeah.

Your man Daniel Jones. You like Daniel Jones, right? Yeah, they beat us, Daniel Jones. Daniel Jones and Purdy. And they had the extra game, the benefit of the extra game, them and you this season, right? So I don't want to hear that they broke the record for it because when it mattered and it was somebody back there that could put the ball in.

You funny. That's hate. That's crazy. You hear that? Y'all got to keep up with my hate. I'm throwing it. Yeah, I'm about to say, that's a little vicious. But everybody did.

It's an extra game. But I just don't want to hear that stat from them no more because they didn't do it when it was time for them to do it. Okay, regardless. This is the thing about the extra game. Okay, regardless. You had an extra game. But even if they didn't, then, all right, maybe you finished second most all time.

That's still extremely dominant. Yeah, but be dominant against the guy that's dominant. Don't just be dominant against Purdy, Daniel Jones, Kirk Cousins, Dak. Be dominant when that dude is standing back there. Everybody in the world knew that that dude back there was Hemathy. We all knew it. True. This is the time for you to show up. You can only play who you can play. Everybody in the world knew that that dude back there was Hemathy.

We all knew it. True. This is the time for you to show up. You can only play who you can play. And I said it. I said it last part. I said, I got the Eagles winning, but if Pat is who we think he is, he's going to will the team to a victory. And that's what it looked like.

And that's exactly what it looked like. I can't agree with you. How y'all feel about the hold them call? No, he did, but I just feel like, I mean, they had a, I feel like their game, that was a great game. That was a great defensive battle. Their defense didn't show up like they wanted, but that don't discredit who they was going into that game, though, bro. And what they and all that shit did. I'm not trying to.

I saw a crazy ass stat on IG. It was the most hating shit I've ever seen in my whole life. They basically broke down every Eagles win. It was on some, oh, you beat the Bears, the worst team in the league. I'm like, bro, what hating motherfucker

set in Mayday did Photoshop or whatever the hell the app is that you gotta do this? Like, bro, come on, man. Now the Eagles was 16-1. Now all of a sudden

they ain't shit now. Well, listen, before the Super Bowl came on, is that Debo? Is that Debo that the Clips... The Clips start going around that Debo? Is that Debo? Yeah. The clips start going around to Debo saying Bradbury is trash. Bradbury, former Giant.

I do not think he's trash, just so we're clear. But it was interesting to hear another dominant football player's view on this dominant defense. Yeah. And sure enough, a couple hours later, holding call on, you guessed it, Bradbury. That's deeper than that, but that's the same friend being mad because they went outside. They was out AZ. But they should be mad.

Throwing all kinds of shit. The kicker hating on them. But they should be mad. Why? If there's any team that should be mad, they should be mad. What they mad for? Y'all lost. The world should feel that way.

The locker room don't feel like they lost. They feel like they didn't even get a shot at the game. Why though? Because all of their quarterbacks left. But they knocked the quarterback out. It'd be different if he rolled his ankle walking down the street. They knocked him out and then knocked the other ball out. That's great.

So it's like he ain't slipping above his head. I mean, they knocked him out. What you going to do? You can't do anything if all of the quarterbacks on your roster before the game get knocked out. But if that happens in quarter one, I don't blame the players for feeling like, damn, we should have got a shot to play our game. Then y'all should have protected this nigga better. And you should have signed another backup at some point.

No, I'm with the hate. I'm with the hate. You should have protected him. I'm with the hate. Christian McCaffrey all weekend. I'm not rooting for none of these niggas. Yeah. I'm with the hate. I'm with the hate. You should have protected him. I'm with the hate. Christian McCaffrey all weekend. I'm not rooting for none of these niggas. Yeah.

I want them both to lose. I like that. He said, I want them both to lose. But that's why I said it. I like that from the Niners. That's why you got to deal with the Niners when you see them. They don't give a fuck about you. But anyway, let's talk about teams that was there. I wish I thought about that hold and call it there.

I wasn't mad at it. He held him. He held him twice. He didn't just hold him once. He held him twice. He held him out the break, and he held him on the route. And if you see the pass, Mahomes let the ball go before he even got into his route. Listen, in the AFC championship game, I said I was disappointed that they called.

They ended the game on a somewhat ticky-tacky, rough and unnecessary roughness call, and everyone killed me. So, I mean, I'm like, keep that energy. I was mad at it, but I can't be mad at it. He held him. That's how I felt. Like, I was mad at it at first. I'm just like, come on, I don't want to see the Super Bowl decided off of that. But at the same time, hey, you did it twice.

And you shouldn't let the game be that close to where call could matter. While we're on this, did you think the goater catch was a catch? I did. The goater catch? Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a hell of a throw, too. Hell of a throw. Hell of a throw.

Hell of a catch. Sometimes I be on some shit like, man, fuck it, give it to him. Like, I ain't going to hold it. That's a tough ass play. Like, just the fact that a motherfucker brought that bitch down. What about the second fumble that was not a fumble? That was a fumble, though. I thought it was a fumble.

Because I felt like we getting, like, it's like we finally figured it out. I didn't think that was a fumble. Now we back where? He caught the ball. And made a move. Two foot, fully secured. He didn't make a move. Two steps.

Turned around. He made a football move. He was moving the ball. Bull struck him. He dropped the ball. That was a fumble. Scooter scored a six. Yeah, but I felt like.

You talking about when he just turned around? Yeah. Nah, but it's deeper than that. It's deeper than that. How now they say, yo, he need a six. Yeah, but I feel like that's something. You talking about when he just turned around? Yeah. Nah, but it's deeper than that. It was deeper than that. It's deeper than that. How now they say, yo, he need three steps. Yeah, I'm like, what's in the 30-to-top steps? What the hell is this?

He didn't have a chance to make a move. He didn't take one step. He turned. Look, a football move. Two feet down, and as he turned, he got hit. He went to move the ball to his opposite hand. That's a football move. Indeed.

No, not by their book. Well, I think it was already going too far. The one way, they were just trying to keep it in mean, but. I think it was already going too far the one way they was just trying to keep it in mean but I agree with that that holding call

is only crazy because they scored on the exact same play twice with the little fake motion that fake motion and it was wide open and then they got

the holding call running that same basically situation so it was just kind of like yeah it's a tough but at some point you just can't be

in that position like you know what I'm saying but it's a tough, but at some point you just can't be in that position. Like, you know what I'm saying? But it's corny, but they had opportunities all over the field. You can't put it on that one. And I'm not sure that the game would have ended any different, honestly. They would have kicked a field goal and there would have been a little bit more time. Maybe the Eagles can push, but. Nah, I don't know, bro.

I would have loved to see Jalen with that opportunity there, bro. A minute left, one time out. Go get a touchdown to go win the game. I don't know if that ends like that. That's a legacy job. I would have liked to see it too, but I don't know. I would have loved to see the chance. Go get a touchdown to go win the game. I don't know if that ends or anything. That's a legacy job. I would've liked to see it too, but I don't know if that ends. I would've loved to see the chance.

Give him a chance. I'm glad he didn't get the chance. Go home, nigga. He'll be back. Feeling so sad right now, bro. I feel so bad, bro. I feel so bad, bro.

Bro, I wake up the day of the game, bro. Motherfuckers is outside moving. Liquor store packed 11 a.m. I'm dying. Y'all motherfuckers don't even go to early church like you know what i'm saying bro i walked my dog yesterday bro that

shit that shit feel like indiana but it was ghost it was nobody outside i'm like damn where everybody everybody's sad everybody it's like a funeral today i had a great season and played a great game though i don't think it's any shame to be mad, but I mean, I can't say that. I'd be mad if it was my team. I'd be hot. I'd be tight if it was my team. Dog, you lost to Patrick Mahomes. I was still still.

In a field goal. After that game was over, Patrick Mahomes' own biological dad hugged him and said, I've never seen anything like you. Know what else he said? You are different. Know what else he said when he was walking through the tunnel? Oh, smoking on them Philly Blunts. Smoking on them Philly Blunts. His dad funny as hell,

bro. His dad be popping this shit. No, they our age. I like all the black dads in sports. Yeah, they our age. Fam, they our age. Yeah. So imagine if we had a multi-millionaire son that was that dude half a B

I'm the way to being the best quarterback of all time potentially yeah he on his way shit talk would be different they couldn't tell me shit yeah before I start

asking y'all questions like where do y'all rank Pat Mahomes all time before I get into any of that I'm here to kick Joe Montana back in too

I did it on Sunday too I never was I did it on Sunday Joe Montana never was a fan of him what? I'm here to kick Joe Montana back in too. I am. I did it on Sunday too. I never was a fan of him. I did it on Sunday. Joe Montana? Never was a fan of him. What? I'm sorry. Ever.

I'm sorry. Joe was the man. Look, I don't buy it. I don't buy it. Which I ain't buying. I don't want to come in and hate on Philly.

I told niggas all season long, in my opinion, even though the record speaks for itself, bro, I thought they was overrated. What was overrated about them

and what you felt like it was exposed on? That's what I'm saying. the record speaks for itself. Bruh, I thought they was overrated. What was overrated about them and what you felt like was exposed, though? That's what I'm saying. They was good. They was good. I think that a bunch of the games that Philly won,

they could have lost. But they won. They won them. I can't knock it. I'm just saying, to me, they didn't seem like the dominant. The Rams was dominant.

That's NFC East. The Rams was dominant. I would say this Philly team in my opinion was better than that Rams team I think so I think they was better than that Rams team

from last year yeah I think top I think top to bottom especially because if we talking talent wise they just lost they played a great game

they put up 35 points they just lost because they other team had the best player on the planet that's just how that go no no no no no, no, no. I'm not going to let you do that.

You don't think so? I got a question for you first, but I want to go back to that. Who's second best? Kelsey? Because they couldn't stop him neither. Can you tell me before you get to arguing with him, do you know anything about what really happened between the Giants and Tony? Who Tony who?

Tony. What is it? The wide receiver from Florida. Oh, Kutvarius. They said he mouthy. I mean, yeah. I don't know nothing about it. It's just me.

I don't know him. It's just me speaking outside, looking in, just understanding how shit go. He probably came in popping that shit, a young boy, first rounder. I think he went to Florida, right? Yeah, he did. Yeah, I know a couple of Floridaida florida they like to get their shit off you know i'm saying he probably came in wasn't the most humble but when you when you because but you want that

from a young receiver that's the thing that i hate that everybody always say like you want the go-getter receiver that come in saying i'm that nigga i'm better than everybody like you want somebody like i would want that yeah you want especially if he could back it up yeah but then when they don't back it up but he keep backing it up no he backed it up well in Kansas City but not in New York though yes he did they said what happened when he came in was he was like yo I'm better than all these niggas y'all giving all these niggas the money I can't get the ball so they let him get run that game when he had 200 yards against Dallas the game in Texas I was at that. He had like 200 and something yards on us. Mad catches.

He kicked our ass. Then he started doing good. He got hurt. But they said his mouth is crazy. They said his mouth is crazy. They gave him away for nothing. Back to that statement you said. Yeah, for absolutely nothing.

Gave him away for nothing. Back to the statement you said about Philly being better from top to bottom. That punt, that punt, that punt, the muff punt to Tony. Maybe they just aren't used to being out there or having to have a game rely on a punt, but that couldn't have been any more botched,

and I think it's because they're so stacked. You're talking about the return that Tony had? Yeah. Man, yeah. That was just y'all falling asleep at the wheel. No, that was you needing your guy. Listen, I've been watching Pat McAfee since that game went off. He the only one that really care about the kicking shit.

Facts. Like, that shit is important to him. And he broke that shit down. And what he said was the people he highlighted the people that's supposed to know where the ball is going yeah from the kicker which is the gunner and gunners in the pp and all of them was going one way thinking the kick was going there and he did the wrong way that shit went short right all the way over there he said the kicker looked up at it like how the fuck did that even do that?

Like, it was a little windy in there that day. The field, remember, they're complaining about the field. So, you're looking at your punter in that situation and saying, yo, this is where we need the ball to go, and you can't get it there. And that's not the thing that played or broke the game. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was.

It was. It was a big play. I thought he was going to kick up, though. I thought he was going to kick up. I text Parks before the game. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. It was. It was a big play. I thought he was going to kick up, though. I thought he was going to kick up. I text Parks before the game even started. I said, yo, to me, the keys of the game are Tony and Pacheco for Kansas City and Goddard for the Eagles. I thought Goddard was going to kick up.

But the problem is, if you were right about that, the Eagles may have won. They kicked up. Sky Moore kicked up. Hardman, Juju kicked up. All of the people kicked up. Everybody. So what does that say? Patty.

Good coaching. Yeah, great coaching. I actually think that was the biggest difference in the whole game. I think so, too. Better than good. Coaching, right? Great coaching. I just felt like, I think you look at the Eagles.

You got Sirianni. He's a great young coach. Shout out to Steichman, obviously, just signed with the Colts. And then JG, great defensive coordinator, he about to go to Arizona. So you got three great, head coach, office coordinator, and D coordinator,

great young superstars in coaching world. But then on the Chiefs side, you got Andy Reid, who in my opinion is a top five head coach of all time. Absolutely. Period. You know what I'm saying? His run with Philly,

his run with KC now, he's stamped, especially this ring, this run he got going on with Patty and Kelsey and them. It's looking like he gonna be, you know what I'm saying, doing his thing,

you know, even though we popping back this year, but that's another convo. But, we about to pop back this year too. Nothing. We gonna get into that later. He ain't saying nothing.

The Colts? Y'all hating. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Hold on. Hold on. I'm back popping my shit. It's the new season.

But it's the new season. But look. A by zero zero. Look, you got Reed. You got Spagnolo, who you know. I know. He done seen monsters before. You know what I'm saying?

He done went against that Randy and Tom. So it's not too much he gonna see that's gonna scare him. And then you got BNME who's over there that's been stepping for a long time, and I just felt like they were more veteran in that situation and were better, like well equipped to like adjust because they just kinda went against it more.

I feel like when you watch the game, like the Eagles dominated so much in the first half. The Chiefs went in and had some, knowing they was gonna get that extended time, and we're just like, all right, cool. We going to counter, we got shit for all of that. We watching their motions. I saw a little video of how BN and me and Andy Reid

were just setting them up. The first play, they didn't even try to go in the end zone. They just set it up like, oh, that's how they going, Jess? Boom, boom. Oh, it's open. Next play, bang, bang. And that's a tough-ass motion. You know what I'm saying?

That's a tough-ass on the Reid. But it's crazy because I ran that defense when JG, he installed that when he was in Indianapolis. So, I know the reads. I'm watching. I'm seeing the checks. But that was just a good-ass play. So, I just felt like they coaching was just more veteran.

On the same, and then the third play with the holding penalty was the same play. So, it was just like Andy Reid and BNME figured something out about the Eagles defense, a little tweak in the armor, and they took advantage of it in the worst time. So it was just like, I felt like coaching actually made the biggest difference. And it was really just like I felt before, it was because they had been in that situation before. They understood what it took.

Them lights. The lights looked a little too bright for some of the Eagles. The lights, yo. They looked a little too bright for some of them. Y'all felt like they looked nervous at the beginning? No. No. I think when the game got thick.

Again, going down, being dominant in the first half, y'all only up 10, and Kansas City is getting the ball. When we come out, Kansas City getting the ball. Nigga, 10 points for them is a minute. You ever was fighting somebody, and you hit them, and it don't really do what you thought it was going to do or you fucking a girl and you try to hit her with your little strong dick

and all that. It ain't really hit her. Yeah. She don't get you that. Do the deep breath shit, bitch. Grab the pillow. Take a side. Scratch my back.

This that shit. It's that regular. Yeah. It's that man. Listen, that's what I think happened. One state knocked, got their hands on him, felt him to see if he real, turned him over, and he went down grimacing, face, ah, ah. Nigga, after Rihanna was done, that nigga walked out.

Yellow done. And they was looking like, nah. He ran out. He running to the field. Yeah. Uh-huh. We touched him from that point on. Yeah, the mic was a little bright.

And you got to remember, it was, I think it was up until the third quarter. They haven't been behind all postseason. So that's new to them. When a nigga hit hard, too. Yeah. That was new. Now what are you going to do? Oh, shit.

We actually are losing? I can't let y'all do that, though. Jalen stood tall, though, bro. He did. He stood tall. Devontae stood tall, too, bro. Devontae stood tall. And AJ, too, bro.

I can't let y'all do that, bro. Two catches. Nah. For the Tud. Two catches. And the Tud disappeared in the second half a little bit. Two catches. AJ was a little bro. Two catches. Nah. For the Tud. Two catches. And the Tud, that don't count? AJ disappeared in the second half a little bit. Two catches.

Nah. AJ was a little quiet. Two catches. Goddard wasn't. He too big to be as quiet. Goddard wasn't Goddard. Was y'all watching the same game? Goddard was Goddard.

What game was y'all watching? Goddard was the one that was cooking. Goddard was going crazy, yeah. He was going to Goddard the whole time. How many catches did he have? If it wasn't for Goddard, they wouldn't have been in there. I don't remember how many catches. I wouldn't care how many, but the catches he did have.

Yeah. Timely and impactful And Jalen stood tall I feel like he silenced all that shit Look One thing I said Even when Jalen fumbled They kept highlighting how

He don't show like He don't get bothered Nothing He got up like Alright I did that That's my bad But we talking too much about Philly's offense

Which I don't think was ever Supposed to be their bread and butter this year. They calling card was always defense. Defense. Nah, they had the lines and the defense. They had the offense. AJ Brown set a season record for the... I can't let you do that.

I can't let you do that. All of that y'all saying is awesome. Before this season, niggas was calling him a game manager. They built that team around thinking that he was a game manager. Nobody in Philadelphia or anywhere else could have predicted that Jalen Hurts that we saw this year was showing up. So this is cool for y'all to say now. I'm with y'all now.

But before the season started, none of this was, nobody was thinking like this. I liked Jalen in college, so. He really showed up. Both colleges. Yeah, both colleges. He showed up. No, he played, both colleges. He showed up. No, he played ball. Again, he may play.

But still, you don't have Mounds. I mean, Mounds. Slay, Bradbury, all of the dudes. That boy, Johnson. You ain't see that boy come and punish him up from the middle of the field. I said, come on, that boy about to knock. Yeah, he sat him down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He going crazy. Boy ain't want to run like that. That hurt. That shit was going down. No, no, no. But about 10 minutes later, that same nigga is running with all the speed in the world. See, that's what I mean. They was putting their hands on them.

But they just kept it. They wanted it more, yo, the Chiefs. The Chiefs wanted it more. They wanted it more. And the Chiefs heard all that shit everybody was saying about them, too. Y'all think that Pat. They heard that. They heard it.

And Kelsey addressed it after the game. Y'all keep thinking that Pat Mahomes don't have ESPN and he do. They lost Tyreek. They're not going to be the same.

They heard it. Can I ask a question? Forgive me if this is ignorant in any way, but the Eagles lost a player due to some allegations, right? Yeah, but he ain't playing.

He wasn't significant? Yeah, not at all. Okay, I just wondered if that played a role in anything Yeah, but he ain't playing. He wasn't significant? Not at all. Okay, I just wondered if that played a role in anything. Well, I can't lie. When I was out AZ, when you're talking to any of the reporters and when I was just around, people around that was around the teams,

they said that that Eagles team was just super focused, wasn't really going out, just kind of doing everything that was right. I feel like they showed up ready to play, bro. They did. They did show up ready to play. I feel like they showed up ready to play, bro. They did. They did show up ready to play. I feel like they showed up ready to play. The problem was, so did those guys.

So did Kansas City. And they've done it before. So did Kansas City. And they've done it for the last five years. I think people was discrediting Kansas City. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Even all of the panelists, only one person picked KC. Everybody else picked the Eagles.

I was like, really? I heard Dan Orlowski make this point yesterday, I think it was. He said that you could make the case that Kansas City was the worst team in every Super Bowl that they've been to. Hmm, yeah. No, that was better than that San Fran team, though. When Tyreek? No. Tyreek When Tyreek. No.

Tyreek, Tyran. They lose that game. If he make that one throw, they lose that game. You said that about a couple of Jimmy games, though. Yeah, but they made it to that one, and he didn't make that one wide open throw to my man. Wide open. You could probably make that throw.

They probably, the Chiefs probably beat the bucks if they not injured and then you looking at pat with three of them at 27 years old now you have five years and now you're having a different conversation that's kind of crazy in five years but let's hear i think the conversation is still being had it is still being there but come on let's talk about our halftime uh-oh tell the truth tell the truth slow down let's take a halftime. Uh-oh. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Slow down. Let's take a break. I got to piss if y'all want the truth. Oh, okay. You're going to tell the truth?

I got to take a truth piss. Tell the truth? A truth piss? When I go on a break? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to pee all the lie out. Yo, this nigga stupid. Tell the truth.

Oh, whenever I'm around some cops or I go in the precinct, where's the bathroom at? I hit the bathroom first. That's what I used to do when I used to give them your piss. the bathroom first. That's what I used to do when I used to give him your piss. This was a solid

friend to have, boy. Don't smoke, don't drink. Nigga, don't smoke, don't drink, don't pill, don't molly, don't what?

Nigga, if you don't pee in this motherfucking bottle, you bum ass nigga. All right, let's take a break. All right, we are back. We are back. We are back We back

JVP JVP Where would you be Without the JVP Alright Who leads this break, this talk break? Who comes out first? Who shares their opinion first?

I can start with some next. And again, I'm front right now. I'm front. I'm front. I'm front. To this one? This man's song, you'll throw a couple dollars. And you do throw a couple dollars.

Only this pod facade that you keep having, it's fine. But anyway. Yeah, I can serve some nice, man. And if you so tough, take your little hot ass to the strip club. Then don't say it

from the white couch over here. Get over there and say, nah, I'm a man. Valentine's Day. I'm a man. Get over there and do it then while she tugging on your dick and rubbing on your spot

and breathing on your neck. I've also seen you thrown something. I know. I never hear that part get discussed. It gets discussed. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. All right.

Rihanna was out there dolo by herself. I loved it. I don't need nobody I loved it We don't need no hooks No support No none of y'all

Set was amazing Floating joints I like that shit That shit was fire That shit was fire That was beautiful I loved the set design All that flying shit

Looked great I like the set list The outfits look great And the set list I liked it too Some. The set list, I liked it too. Some of those songs, I was shocked made it. Which one? All the lights out. Light Boy Up.

Nah, that should have been in there, I think. She started with that? No, she started with Bitch Better Have My Money, which I thought was very appropriate. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Because I'm here to get this fucking money. Yeah, stop it. Even though for the halftime show, no one gets paid for that.

All right. I know. All right. I know. All right. I like them, but they just didn't slap. Some of them didn't slap. Like they slap, I guess, in your car or here.

Well, it's got to be a little bit. You heard him. You know what I'm saying? Look how he minimized it. They probably slap here or in your car. Parks makes them shit sound like. It's got to be a little bit more PG. And her shit is kind of edgy.

The shit that we like, anyway. You really took away my main point of my takeaway from her performance. Most of the reason why I love Rihanna, shout out to the Navy, is her edge. Is her edge. I can feel that edge in everything Rihanna. Songs, structure, arrangement, walk, outfit, attitude, the fuck Donald Trump. Curse at the right time. Yeah, like she embodies that edgy shit.

So if she's not doing that for me, like if she's pregnant and mild, then it's not going to hit the same. Mega rich. I don't even think it was that. Been mega rich. She's been mega rich. Rihanna is very nonchalant.

She just is. Her swag is on a hundred thousand. It's effortless. She walks in the room like, didn't you know I was a savage? You're welcome. I'm here type thing. That's her attitude.

And I think that she approached this show with like, I'm pregnant and I'm fucking here. So y'all are going to get exactly what I give you and you're going to fucking like it. A$AP living up to his name, boy. Didn't have to like it, though. First of all, I love the fact that, you know, everybody was dressed in Fenty. You know, every. This was a this was a huge. Or a fashion over.

No, this was Fenty. This was every. That's why she pulled out the compact. This was Fenty, Fenty, Fenty, Fenty, Fenty. Prior to that, they launched a special line of Mitchell and Ness Fenty shit. Yes. Solely for the Super Bowl. Her, there was,

the search for Fenty went up by like 800, over 800%. Her streams were up by like. 2600. Exactly. It was massive. What I liked was

the symbolism of the dancers because they were sperm you guys realize that right they said that but I didn't know I thought that was a joke I thought that was like oh that's A$AP sperm

but I didn't know it is all A$AP sperm was on was on the field and she's like and here she is you know like mother earth you know like I guess here she is, you know, like Mother Earth, you know, like a, I guess she's. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Everybody mute up. Continue to tell me about the symbolism of that. Okay. So that was A$AP's sperm, basically all in. She's the womb. And then, you know, that was, that was, that was the guest appearance. That was it. And this is what I also learned about women during this performance.

Her baby. To get the baby. Okay. She did say prior to that in one of the interviews that I might bring somebody with me. A very special guest. A very special guest with me. The most special guest of them all. This is what I learned about women.

They'll eat that bullshit up. I'm sorry. No, freeze. I'm going to say it different. Okay. How women

grade and critique and analyze Rihanna and her show is very different from men. And when I say men, I mean me. Right. Like Rihanna came out before my living room noticed that she was pregnant. She wasn't moving around so much. And I looked up at the TV and I said, in an effort of transparency, this bitch going to move? Or she's going to stand right there?

She's going to stand there the whole time. And then the women in my living room were saying things like, oh my God, that's Semba. Oh my God, she doesn't even sweat look oh my god the beat is I'm ever gonna face be beat beat it better than that just tell you what I was here oh my god she looks at me look how she stands there oh Look at her. Oh, my God. You got the birds drop? I can't play it because there weren't birds that were saying it in my living room.

They might have been birdies. No, we are not birdish. I was there. You could be a bird. No, absolutely not. It wasn't giving no bird energy in my life. No birds. It was. No, it wasn't that.

Actually, later on in my story, I'll tell you about something else I heard that happened in my house. I don't know what that is. Because I was upstairs. I went upstairs for that. Anyway, back to... Oh my God, her face. That makeup,

her shoes. Oh my God. Look at the dancers. You want to know why? The stage is flying oh they're just telling me i love this song you hear this song that's what they were here's the thing so we can't judge this the same y'all here's the thing rihanna is almost like she's almost like a cinderella story for women okay so that's why we the we don't judge her she's in a realm all by herself that's it we were so excited to see her and she will always deliver we don't know what it's going to be that she's going to deliver but she delivers and she

delivered a shock that was heard around the globe. She's pregnant again. And everybody started doing the math. Like, hold on one second here. Her son was born in May. Who cares? Because everybody's trying to be like, when did she get pregnant again? Because there's supposed to be a time.

She's fucking the nigga that proposed. Women. Her fiance. The nigga that she's in love with and been with. You got to give it a rest for a second after giving birth. That's what I'm saying is everybody was trying to do the math as to when...

The women are fucking nuts. Ariana and Cinderella. I'm stuck on that. How she Cinderella keep? I can tell you, Al, but it won't work for that other one. I don't know who that other one. I don't know who that other one is. Continue.

Okay. I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying. That's just how, like, women just really, really love Rihanna. They do. That's true.

And that's where I thought you were going. But I really love Rihanna, too, though. Me, too. Me, too. But I'm able to recognize when, let me offer a different perspective. And I say this with all due respect.

I can recognize, the effortless shit you talk about is a fact. That is a fact with Rihanna. I can also recognize when somebody don't really give a fuck. And I'm just here. And Rihanna for a little while now ain't really gave the Navy,

let me not speak for the Navy, but that Black Panther shit, everybody muted up. You think she phoned that in? I think she's been phoning a lot of shit in. She don't give a fuck about music no more or anything music related. She phoned in the Wakanda soundtrack shit

that Tim's wrote, hottest bit in the game. She phoned that one in. Everybody muted up. We acted like we didn't hear it. We didn't see it. Itoned that one in. Everybody muted up. We acted like we didn't hear, we didn't see it. It's Rihanna, we love her. I dared her to fucking,

that's just a text of chainsaw, I'm actually. Come here, kill a couple of people going about his business. Everybody muted up for the Black Panther shit. And I was saying,

if she come out here, I dare her to come out here and do this Black Panther shit. And I was saying, if she come out here, I dare her to come out here and do this Black Panther shit. I will go to sleep. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. She wasn't going to do that. I'm not a fan of the Black Panther song. I really was underwhelmed.

You're absolutely right. I'll call a spade a spade. Women, yo. What? Just when they like somebody, they will support. Look, listen. Blind. Blindly. And Rihanna is her. No, don't. just when they like somebody they will support look listen blind blindly

and Rihanna is her no don't so I don't want to say blind undoubtedly but blind too blind because you could still be him or her

even though I hate those phrases but you can deliver that alright they them but I'm just saying you could be you could deliver something that's lower than

your standards that you've set. And because they love you, they're not going to admit that. True. This is my thing. Any other artist in the world, granted, Rihanna, it's not them. That's true. But any other artist in the world, Super Bowl, you performing, hey, we start thinking you might even tease a new record at some point. Okay.

We start thinking you might have an album coming within the next year of this performance. You get up there and show us that you're pregnant. Okay. Which is great. And some new makeup. Which is great for the women and the people that care about that. But if you're just a fan of the music, what it's telling you is, oh, shit, you're debuting your baby bump at the super bowl there is no music nowhere we not working on nothing we not thinking about nothing we not trying to promote shit it's over for that

music okay so i have a question and i'm tired of y'all artists i know y'all can't say it right y'all can't say it the bitches that want to cancel their only fans they don't announce that they're canceling it because some stupid niggas is gonna keep paying while there ain't nothing popping so y'all can't announce that because it slows business down but if you got eyes and you looking y'all niggas don't give a fuck about no music man just. Just say that shit. That shit is like pissing on niggas who care about musicianship. She just graduated from that. She don't care about no music.

But the fans won't let her go. That's what it is. Rihanna has shown y'all that I've been off music. I'm not thinking about music. I am a global brand. It looks like it. I'm not obligated to give y'all shit. But the fans themselves will not let it go.

I'm going to put an album out when I want. No. Or never. OK, so here's. When I want. OK. Rihanna's done enough to be a legacy act to me. If she retired and never did anything else,

I would be perfectly fine with it. Anti is still anti. Her performance proved that, though. That set list, it still slaps that could have went on that jump. She proved that. Her status, her set list, her greatness is unquestioned. But I 110% agree. But also, too, I feel like once you see that she's pregnant, it's like going back and watching it again.

You can't say nothing. It changes your lens of how you can even judge the performance. It's different, yes. You're looking at it, you can't even. and everybody's like, don't compare, bro. It's at a sporting event. It's nothing but competition going on. I'm pregnant. So you can't even help it.

The way we're talking about this, they absolutely crushed from a demographic standpoint. Like, if the football game is for the men and the halftime is for the women, they went extra hard. There's more people tuned in to the halftime show than were watching the game. That's the power of Rihanna. But hold on one second. There was a reason why I brought up time in terms of her getting pregnant. Because when she agreed to do the halftime show, that was way back in September. She wasn't pregnant then.

I'm wondering if... How do you know that? Because you can look at her belly and kind of figure out how far along she is. It's kind of a woman thing. That's not a woman thing. Okay, well, whatever it is. My whole thing is, I'm just wondering if the pregnancy happened

after she agreed to do it, and then that altered what she was going to do. I'm not a woman, but I could not disagree more with what Melissa is saying. The girl did not have to be pregnant in September. I'm not sitting here doing the math right now,

but if my husband is constantly dumping in this thing and we've agreed that we want to have another kid, then I know a baby is coming at some point. And I just had one, so I know I'm super fertile.

Hey, this spring, I can't go to brunch with my girls. A baby's coming. I don't have to be pregnant to know that. I don't have to be pregnant to know that. I don't know. Was it September?

Was she agreed to? Yes. I think it was August, if I'm not mistaken, when the announcement came up. Oh, she wasn't pregnant. I think we said something before. I don't think. She wasn't pregnant. I don't think it was August.

Do you think she should have switched it knowing that if she got pregnant, you think she was Hey, somebody Google when they first announced that. I'm checking right now. Because I don't think it was August or September. I didn't think it was that early either. It wasn't. I don't think it was that early. It was.

We talked about it. I believe it was August, but I'm trying to find the exact date. Because I think Black Panther was about to drop. It was right there. I'm with you. September 25th was when it was announced. Yeah, that's like the first week of the season. So they did it like week one.

So yeah, I'm wrong. Listen, pregnant's like the first week of the season. So they did it like week one. So yeah, I'm wrong. Listen, pregnant performer is gospel at the Apollo, yo. You have to tell you, it's absolutely right. We can't say nothing about it even if there was something to say about it.

And I hate to tell you, to be pregnant as far along as she was, she still moved around. She breath control, all of that shit. I don't think it was bad. I think it was.

It wasn't bad. Hey, be clear. No, no, no shit I don't think it was bad I think it it wasn't bad be clear I really thoroughly enjoyed it and she sounded alright I've seen performances where she don't sound the greatest

she sounded good nevermind cause I ain't saying the girl the girl is a black billionaire alone

up there no help no features nothing this is my verse the ground i live my raps all of the people that was watching her practice they kept saying yo she's really not scared all right joe she's up there and she ain't flinch and when i hear that that reminds me of the rihanna yes yeah that shit i know i was watching that with my girl, and I'm like, I'm looking at the, when they raise it back up,

that shit was doing a little bit of this. I was like, hey, no, no, I can't do that. Now, I did. It would have been shit all over that stage. I'd be lying if I said that I never thought of Kanye. Did you think she was going to bring him out?

No. That's foolish. You mean as a, as just foolish. I'm just talking about his likeness. His likeness His likeness Oh yeah His influence

Yeah Cause I will tell you The first time I saw Kanye On that floating thing In the sky Like The entertainers know him To be big on set design

I thought that was Some of the flyest shit I ever saw The clothing The all red The clothing He did the all red The oversized

Bubble jacket Yeah That shit with him Standing at the piano With the The all red. He did the all red with the white shit. He did all that. That shit with him standing at the piano with the green. The all red outfit with the, come on, man.

And she did a couple Kanye, like, paying homage in there. But more than a couple. That he produced on. Yeah. All of the lights. This was a nod.

Like, my nigga, I still see you. We run this town. I see you. Shine bright like a diamond. There was quite a few Kanye records in there. We never going to get that even. Hov is that nigga.

I ain't going to lie to you. That's the other thought that I had during that. Hov is that dude. Like, to have Rihanna, Kanye. Listen, I know that there's Dwayne, Drake, Nicki thing. There's Dwayne, Drake, Nicki thing. But that whole yay Rihanna thing, man. Oh, and it's Beyonce on the side.

That's a sub. That's a sub? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you got Beyonce coming off the bench, you can't, you unstoppable. Yeah, Hov is really him, man. The performance was great. It really was great. Well, let me ask y'all this.

How did y'all feel about her performance compared to other halftime performances y'all have seen? All of them will fail in comparison to Prince. We put Prince on right after the game. They all will fail. The whole room was just like, oh, yeah. I damn near watch Prince on YouTube every other year, too. Yeah. Like, that's the one.

We went through all of them. Actually, I went through a few, too. Hold up. That Michael Jackson one, I hate to be the guy. Did y'all watch it recently? I gotta go watch it, because they've been tearing your ass up online. I watched it. They like, yo, I gotta go see it.

I watched it recently. I gotta go see it. Tearing me up? Oh, no. Maybe we have different algorithms. His name's not Mike. Well, no. You go watch it.

I gotta go. They've been clowning the shit out of that. But that was before. I know. But when you watch it. They've been clowning the shit out of that. But that was before. I know, but when you watch it now, it looks like ColecoVision. Yeah, no doubt. But that was before the Super Bowl was what it is now. But that's why I remember you said you don't even remember,

Mike, because it was back then. It was the 90s sometimes. But Prince, yo, it started raining when the crowd does the chant. Yeah, you can't plan that You can't plan that Prince is the one Yo I like Bruno Mars

And Beyonce too I was fired too I like Bruno Mars And Beyonce too I do remember The Bruce Springsteen one And that was good too That was good too

The Aerosmith one was dope too Oh I really like The Aerosmith one too The Aerosmith one was dope I don't remember you two I don't remember that one Me neither I don't remember that one

I like last year, John. I loved last year's ensemble. I loved it. Oh, yeah. That was dope. It was dope. I loved it. But when you compare,

look at what the set design looked like this year compared to last year's. I loved this year's better. What about the weekend? Y'all like the weekend, John? Loved it? No.

I didn't like that one that much. I mean, I'm a huge weekend fan. So just watching him do it. And I just, I feel like that's I guess where I felt shorted that one that much. I mean, I'm a huge Weekend fan, though. So just watching him do it. And I just, I feel like that's, I guess, where I felt shorted, I would say. Because I don't think nobody's going to say Rihanna's performance was bad. But it's like when you see her pregnant

and then you understand that, like, all right, like, you know, you watch some of these other. She ain't going to be doing backflips. Yeah, she's not going to be doing this. And it's like, you think of the Super Bowl, that's the biggest stage that basically you're ever going to get as a performer. Am I right? Yeah. So then if you get that, it's like you think of the Super Bowl that's the biggest stage that basically you ever going to get as a performer am I right?

Yeah. So then if you get that it's like you're going to get a limited budget you can do whatever you want and it's just like for people who haven't seen Rihanna

we all miss Riri so it's like you couldn't wait to see her you finally see her you getting 15 minutes of her uninterrupted and not that she's like

it's just like now you only you getting I don't know the pregnant version of it what you're saying is correct and politically correct so let me offer some pushback i am not happy to see her if i see a half-assed rihanna yeah when she popped out when they made that black panther wakanda single record is coming announcement i was hyped like everybody else

when the record came i said i see what time it is I See what's going on now, and if you're gonna do that to me it's like it's like blue balls part in the reference, but if you know that if you know the leverage you have and you kind of dangle it and produce a Baby announcement and that Black Panther record Let me ask you, do you think that's her dangling it or the powers that be in the marketing people dangling it?

I'm not blaming her because I don't know who it is. She could have done whole but solid for all I know. She turned it down a few years ago. She turned it down a few years ago. We talked about it when the announcement came out. Because I wasn't rolling with it then. She could have been doing somebody a favor.

So I am no way blaming. I definitely think this was a solid. Or making Rihanna accountable for this. And if I'm doing a solid, I could understand. I'm not going to say half-assing it, but I do kind of understand. I think she was just pregnant, yo. I'm pregnant. That's it.

I'm not overexerting myself for this. She's very pregnant. In my opinion, the announcement was made before she was pregnant. And everybody flipped the fuck out when they heard Rihanna was doing the halftime show. How were they going to walk that back if she said, yo, I'm pregnant now? I still believe that she did not know she was going to be pregnant when the halftime show happened and she had something else planned and Melissa this is not the 80s

Beyonce performed at Coachella pregnant we've seen Serena damn near win a fucking she was going for some shit she was going for like the crown the triple crown but Beyonce and Rihanna cannot be compared to one another when it comes to performances.

I'm not comparing. I'm just saying that today women are not seeing pregnancy as something that is going to put them on the sideline for months and months at a time. We've seen Cardi do it. One of them award shows she was getting. Yeah, women are making plans with their babies. And I understand that but that's why I said originally

she has always kind of had this very nonchalant kind of approach she's never like you know busting it wide open and doing all kinds

of crazy shit during her performances when she's not pregnant like that's not her she Rihanna there's a lot more there's a lot more

revealing outfits and sass and edge during her performances come on Melissa I'm not Rihanna is There's a lot more There's a lot more Revealing outfits It's true During her performance Yes I'm not I'm not disputing that That was a very I'm pregnant look

You can't hit the ice spice When you're pregnant And it's 15 minutes We forgetting it's 15 minutes Yo, y'all football niggas Be looking at ice spice Me, me personally, no But your counterpart

Friends Your peers in the league I'm pretty sure Some of the niggas With 17 sacks I'm probably trying To catch outside If pretty sure some of the niggas with 17 sacks I'm probably trying to catch outside

if there's one of you dudes out there with 15 sacks looking at ice spice yo that's a bad

job bad as in what let me rephrase it it's like my daughter I'm saying

ice spice yeah all the new young stuff you know I don't know what you mean they try to

catch him outside you know what I mean? You heard him? I don't know what you mean. They try to catch him outside in traffic. Catch him in traffic. That's how that is. I'm still out. You know what I mean? Catch him outside in traffic. That's a good one. Yo, shout out to the Navy.

Shout out to Rihanna. Shout out to everybody that threw the event. Shout out to the teams. Everybody. It just looked like a really good time out there in Arizona, man. It was a great Sunday but even the events leading up to we didn't hear no fuck shit Oh word we didn't hear no shooting over here you know the fight over here I'm

driving a whole lot of money was there yeah oh yeah no a whole lot of money and I'm a dog we looked up and they were showing us who it was Elon Musk and uh and pesos and murder Rupert Murdoch sitting the guy dog like come on what else is tell you some security here fan You want a no bullshit going on in here? Say what you want about Rupert? Because there's a lot to say about him But man to do that deal to want to come up with a whole nother main channel in the 80s and pay what he paid for it in the 80s to host the super bowl of what in the what an investment

some niggas is just visionaries i know and it made me mad too all that when i was a kid all that you just won the super bowl what are you about to do? Oh, I'm about to go with, my man own this shit over here. We got a deal. I got a check to say. We got a deal. Whoever wins, we got to go announce

the Disney World Disneyland. Hey, the Chiefs won, and three hours later, Pat Mahomes is on the parade at Disneyland. No ankle brace, no nut. He outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh? No ankle brace, no nut. He outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Huh? No ankle brace, no nut. He out there. No boot. Oh, no. What's the name? Where off yet? Yeah, he probably don't feel that shit

until probably about Friday. Two days. They took that shit before the Super Bowl. That shit be crazy. You take that shit out. I done been in the game. I show the fuck that they give me some shit. I'm cool.

Three days later, can't even lift my arm. I should be like this, bro. Damn. That should be strong, bro. How many brothers does Pat Mahomes have? I know he's got the one who was in the back

of the interview that was wilding out. That's what I want to talk about. I want to talk about that one. What would you do if you're the baddest man on the planet and in your greatest,

one of your greatest moments, here go your doofy, stupid-ass little brother dancing around, doing a TikTok while I'm doing my fucking quarterback interview. The wild part is

they love that little nigga, yo. Who's they? We got a chief. Chief. Yeah, in Kansas City. In Kansas City, they love him. It's like outside of Kansas City.

When they first announced. I mean, it's either that or I was about to make a bad joke. But I'm saying, they embraced him off the rip. Even when Juju first announced that he was going there, because that was his thing, all the TikTok and shit. They was already like, yes, we get Juju and I forget his name,

the brother, but TikTok videos together. They were looking forward to Chief Kingdom, whatever they call themselves. They even embraced that little kid. We old, yo. That's it. Yeah, we old. I'm trying to put me with you and Mel.

You breathing different, bro. I'm not with you and Mel. Not too much on Mel today. I don't know how I'm just saying. I'm the same. What I'm telling you is you look at that shit like it's stupid. The other generation look at it like it's fly. And that's what I'm saying.

Dog, don't move my goalposts. I'm not talking about TikTok. I'm only talking about. The antics. There's a time and a place, dog. I'm saying. Dog, don't move my goalposts. I'm not talking about TikTok. I'm only talking about... The antics. There's a time and a place, dog. I'm doing my interview. I'm up on the podium. Nah, they don't look at it like that.

They like, I'm about to get my own content right. Content over everything. First of all, he was in the back of the camera. They right there. That's his time to get his content on. And he was recording like drafts. You could see he recorded. He messed up.

No, I got to run it again. Yeah. Nah, I got to run it again. Nah, that was crazy. No, it's not. Tell the younger generation that that messed up. No, I got to run it again. Yeah. I got to run it again. But that's what- Nah, that was crazy. No, it's not. Bitch, tell the younger generation that that's crazy.

Don't tell them we just old. Tell them it's nuts. I don't get how you can say that. I look at that shit as it's goofy. You look at it

like it's goofy. They look at it like it's fly. You sitting here calling this little brother an asshole. They like, nah, he lit. You know what's funny?

It's the optics of it. It's the optics. To us. No, not to us. Because if the optics of it. It's the optics. To us. No, not to us. Because if Patrick Mahomes get up there at the ESPYs and win an award, and that little nigga get up there with his TikTok on the ESPY stage, somebody going to tackle him. He going to, though.

And they not going to say what happened. Then I'll apologize to y'all. If that happens, I'll apologize to y'all. He not going to say nothing. You know what I'm saying? He going to go up there and get him. Yo, you can't wait to get them boots. Yo, you can't wait to get them boots. Yo.

You can't wait to get them boots. He want them boots. He want them boots. Because you just hit the ball. I can't even. Hey. If I see you on TikTok with them boots, bro. First of all, I'm not even a dancer, you know what I'm saying?

I know. I know. Man. Oh, wait. You know what I wanted to ask you? Or any defensive player in the league? What do y'all come up with? What y'all going to celebrate?

How y'all going to celebrate as a defensive unit? Oh, that's how y'all know y'all tough. Like, when y'all at, like, the Eagles, bro, when you watch all that shit, like, when you at practice and you practicing celebrations, that just mean y'all going, y'all know y'all going to train. Y'all going to score? We going to score a bunch, so when we score, we going to go do this. That's how you know when you turn. So y'all don't got to practice. So you're saying y'all don't? We gonna score a bunch so when we score, we gonna go do this. That's how you know when you turn.

So y'all don't got nothing. So you're saying y'all don't got nothing. Yeah, so like in practice, it'd be like, in practice, after you make a play, you get your,

you know what I'm saying, your shape. You gotta practice the sauce because when it's on TV, you can't fuck it up. So you saying y'all don't got nothing? Who don't got nothing?

Yo, here you go, bro. Here you go. Here you go. Yo, hold on. You lucky. You my go. Here you go. Yo, hold on. You lucky. You my man. You lucky. Oh, I should have picked that shit.

Dallas, I was going to fucking throw that Salvation Army. I was going to flip that shit over and pay the fine. I didn't care what it was. I was going to throw that shit down. Holy shit, Salvation Army shit. That's funny. I just always wanted to know that. What?

How you come up with the The The Choreography Dance as a unit I ain't gonna lie I'm the worst though I ain't the creative one though bro

Like I'm the I'm the execution I ain't the Come up with shit So I be Other motherfuckers Gotta come up with some shit And I just hop me in

But like I ain't the motherfucker That's just gonna be at Oh we about to hit the shake With the uh uh And then But if the most effective D and then the uh-uh. But if the most effective dudes on the team ain't coming up with it,

that mean that we got some bum nigga coming over here with the ideas. You ain't about to get no interception, nigga. That's why he come up with it. That's why he come up with it. He gonna teach it. That's the hype man though. That's your job. You ain't got to gas him up.

You know what else I don't like about the defensive units that do the dance and shit why y'all do the dance when some of y'all be down y'all don't care

about the score of the game that's not my lane I'll be feeling but then at the same time it's Joe Shine motherfucker I'm on TV

so when I'm on TV I'm going to do what I got to do 21 to 6 you didn't get the chance to score that off. We've seen someone come back from something like that before though, so.

Oh, come on, bro. Not too much, not too much. It's a new season, new head coach. 33 zip. It's over with. Nah, that's old shit, it don't matter. Cause guess what, they still home too. So if he ain't winning right now,

then we beat the team. So I don't even wanna hear that. Who the quarterback? Who, our quarterback? Probably gonna get a young bull. Fourth pick, you know what I'm saying? Might get the one, I don't know where we going. Oh, the quarterback? Who? Our quarterback? Probably get a young bull. Fourth pick. You know what I'm saying? We might get the one.

I don't know what we're doing. Oh, they get one. You know, nothing but speculation. We might go up the one, but that's speculation. You know what I'm saying? I like us. Same speculation if the people on the team is reading it, too. It's speculation if we say it.

That's what I like the rest of y'all. You know what I'm saying? I'm on that, John. Reading, seeing fan theories. Well, you watch the blogs and shit about y'all? You watch the podcasts about y'all? The thing is, you got to know what the narrative shit about y'all you watch the podcasts about y'all the thing is you gotta know

what the narrative is around y'all name cause motherfuckers will start getting a little too left sometimes you gotta hold on nah it's not that

let's bring him back let's bring him back Micah Parsons on Twitter begging for one of the young boys to come to Dallas what do you think

about that actually cause this is the second time now that Micah has tweeted something that fans could take as a shot to Dak. What, a quarterback? Yeah.

Who he asked for? What's wrong? No, Celeb, Caleb, the young boy, said, yo, I really want to be in the Super Bowl next year. And then he responded saying, oh you must you must be coming to Cowboys Oh you saw my Caleb the young boy you I said That's a little spicy

Well again Kayla that's over the humanitarian award don't do that Yeah, yeah, they was hating but he was flying and he picks up litter must be like Y'all not getting Caleb. That's over with. He won the humanitarian award, though. The Dak. Right? Super super fly, though. Super fly, though. Yeah, yeah. They was hating, but he was fly, though. And he picks up litter, must be. Must be quite the citizen. Nigga, it's real. Get rid of Dak in a heartbeat of that young boy.

Y'all don't have a shot at him. What pick y'all got? 20-something. Oh, yeah. Caleb not coming out till next year, though. He was up so much more. I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

I'm not sold on rookies like that like I take veterans over rookies you know what I'm saying like I think organizations do that a lot when they go just sell the whole

farm franchise all of that for somebody that's not proven I don't agree with that I'll take the dude that's been battle tested you know what I'm saying

like so which one would you rather well I guess you answered it but the vet who is probably who his better years could be behind him. No, but you could get a nigga that's three, four, five years in

that has proven what he can do. Only in the NFL? Those don't become available. I don't agree with that, bro. Omari Cooper. I'm talking about quarterback. I'm talking about quarterback. No, I'm just saying.

Why? Derek Carr. You think Derek Carr goes? What team do you think Derek Carr could go to that's going to make them a contender immediately? The Jets would be. The Jets. San Fran don't really count.

San Fran had the commanders. Everybody had quarterback. The Jets. Commanders. You think he'd go to commanders and that changes that division? Yes, absolutely. Derek Carr go to commanders. They still probably, well, they might be the,

they still the third best team in that division. Listen, they get to the dance. They get competitive. They'll get to the dance. They get competitive. If Derek Carr is there. But I didn't come to work and talk about Derek Carr. Y'all could be wrong.

I was just giving them one. I talk about the sexy shit, like Derek Carr, niggas that. You know what I mean? Y'all stuck with Dak, bro. That's it. All right. Yeah. Y'all might as well let that breathe. I didn't say a word, bro. I didn't even want to talk about Dak, y'all stuck with Dak bro That's it I ain't Y'all might as well

Let that breathe I didn't say a word bro I didn't even want to Talk about Dak And that was fucked up Because I drafted Derek Carr Like let me stop being It's a new season man

Zero zero don't matter I don't care about Nothing that happened Don't talk to me about Last year Taylor gonna have Fifteen hundred Yeah

Yeah that's that Gotcha What you want him to say Right now man I don't know what He talking about He ain't even You better text the coach right now, man? I don't know what he talking about. He ain't even text. You better text the coach, man.

You got a new coach. You don't know what his strategy is. He might get into some running gun shooting shit. He might like y'all new quarterback. He might want to throw him 60 times. That's cool. What did everybody here think of the Tubi commercial? Shit had me hot, bro.

Everybody. They got everybody. But then I realized my TV don't make that noise that shit did not work on me i was like oh this is a commercial or something they got me they got me i was in the house screaming i know how my and the house was screaming at me too your bum ass wi-fi no no what did john pick mr Mrs. Smith? Yeah. I was like, what? That's related? Yeah, like, come on.

At least put a slap. You ain't like Mr. and Mrs. Smith? I'm saying that's like one of the oldest. It's a good joint, but you going to run it back in that moment, though? We in the crib. It's lit. It's wings, pizza, cheesesteaks all around here. We not finna sit around and watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Yes, they will.

Two white singer killers. Oh, come on, bro. Check that out, bro. That shit bad? Do I like Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Smith they just they will to white that's it that's your bag I'm saying you that's like that's your rom-com guy he loves rollercoaster I like mr. mr. Smith's yes my shit let's go oh and y'all and y'all girl while we on white people I'm gonna get this little white hate out real quick and then we gonna move on you know Jaylen Brunson been scoring 40 points all month, right? I seen it. I seen it, too. I seen it. Salute.

You seen it? I seen it. You seen him hit the quick go? Yeah. That was tough. Good move for him. Oh, yeah. That move. That move.

Yeah. That was tough. Good move. Good move. Iggy showed up. Exactly. Showed up, huh? She showed up.

She was right there. She had to say congratulations on a good game. And he hit her with the, yo, I want to fucking. Oh, God. She had to say congratulations on a good game. And he hit her with the, yo, I want to fucking, oh God. Good for him, bro. Yeah, yeah, salute, King.

Salute. Say what you want, Joe. I didn't say nothing. I just said you can say what you want. When do bitches have to give it up? That's my question. Never. Okay.

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Yo, he just said $50 a month. If I'm giving you $50 a month, you better have. Y'all looking at it like. Is the storyline like Brazzers or is it just straight up like. See, look. Brazzers was big time production. Brazzers was OD. I ain't going home with it.

My high school team, I went to all boys school. We had our. Bill. What we had in the band. That ain't going home with it. My high school team, I went to all-boys school. We had our, uh. Ew. What? We had a band of Razzle. That's a weird time to do that. That's a weird time to do that. Slow down. Slow down.

They had the, uh, the count swinging around. But then it got crazy. Wait, what? Swung it around? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know what you talking about. Y'all taking it somewhere else.

All I heard was, I went to all-boys school, and a nigga swung it around. Hey, I never went to none of them shits, bro. Come on, take it easy now. I saw Sleepers, though. The movie. You saw what? Sleepers, the movie.

When that came out? 80? Oh, no. No, 70. No way. They came out in like 90s. Early 90s. Early 90s.

Yeah. Early. Sleepers was hard. Super early. Sleep 90s. Big, yeah. Early. Sleepers was hard. Super early. Sleepers is a great movie. Great movie. Brad Pitt and them.

Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon. Nigga, that shit was early 90s. Was Brad Pitt in Sleepers? Yes, he was. 96. Yeah.

96. Mid 90s. That shit was awesome. That was a great movie. Robert De Niro. But that's what I be thinking. When you say old boys go, I think that movie. He was a little football nigga in sleepers. I ain't never seen a movie,

so I don't know if it's disrespect or not. So just carry me differently. That's all I'm going to say. You know what I mean? I'm just checking. I don't know. So you know what I mean? Now I got to go do my research

and come holler at you about it. I wanted to do that, yo. And just come holler at you about it. All right, so y'all was on Brass. I used to be on Brass too. Of course. I used to get my shit off on come all the way to you. All right, so y'all was on Brass. I used to be on Brass too. Of course. I used to get my shit off on the preview, the 90 seconds.

No cap. Yeah, 90 seconds. Straighten up from together, yeah. Hey, before dudes say, hey, you need a ride? Yeah. I've arrived. Hey, where you going, mister? Gotta rewind this motherfucker.

Gotta know, pick your spots. You got to pick your spots, god damn it. The leaves out the pool yet. This nigga's stupid, yo. What's wrong with you? Oh, the pool guy? Oh, they always get the pool guys. Oh, my God. Every Lisa Lips video.

It's a fucking pool guy. The funniest shit of all time was when they had the pizza delivery dude, and then he had his dick through the pizza box. Through the hole? That was some wild shit. Yo, these perverts. Yo, one of them shits, I think I was watching Lisa Ann, or one of them big three white bitches I be watching.

And the pizza guy came, and five minutes later, he was fucking her on a ping pong not a ping pong uh pinball machine and i was just after i nutted i was so impressed i was like where the fuck did a pinball machine who thought to put a pinball machine that's that's a good idea it's all about the furniture because she ain't got a bit you ain't got It's not an awkward It was a real Swift Here Bend over You're getting fucked And I'm out of here

And she tipped him And she tipped him So you was able to keep watching Yes You finished the whole joint Wait I never finished The whole joint But how do you watch

After Oh you just skip to the end No after you It was How do you keep watching Oh he said the preview He talking preview He talking preview

No the one I'm talking about, it wasn't three minutes in. It was fucking. I'm saying, but you said she took them at the end. So you skipped to the end? No, not the end. I'm not saying that. Brazzers got that crazy ass. This wasn't on Brazzers.

Which one you want to see? You want to see this? Oh, wait. That's right here. This nigga's a freak. Look, I want the all boys. I'm keeping the funk. It was hard times, bro.

Young, young, young teenagers. Yo. Young teenagers. Yo! Young teenagers. So nobody here would fuck Sarah J? No. Now? No. No.

Anything. I'd have to say that. Oh, yeah, Magnet. Of course. And I'm poker. OK. Oh, yeah. OK.

But now, no. You crazy. You do that. But you ain't got no morals or life. Like, you just. No disrespect. No disrespect. She a legend.

Queen. You know what I'm saying? Go ahead and do your thing. Over there though. It's not Ice Cup of Tea anyway. Okay. Young Sarah. Ice went to pop. Moving right along.

I don't think I have any more football... Oh, that Jesus commercial. They got to stop. Yeah, Jesus got the bag. The Jesus commercial. They got the bag right. Yeah, fucking they got Joel Osteen over there funding shit. They stepped their shit up. Oh that Jesus commercial They gotta stop Yeah Jesus got the bag The Jesus commercial They got the bag right Yeah fucking They got Joel Osteen

Over there funding shit They stepped their shit up It was a mad Jesus commercial You didn't see it I didn't see it either They were like They were long joints too They were like a minute and a half

There was a 30 And a 60 second Yeah Now you're gonna notice them Yeah What was one of them It was the black and white It was pro tag It was all types of shit going on.

They strung together mad shit. And then at the end it said, remember, you hate people. Oh, Jesus loves the people you hate. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't feel like the commercial was that lit this year, though. It wasn't. The one, the Jack Harlow Dorito shit was funny with the triangle.

Yeah. That was cool. I kind of like the Ben Affleck Dunkin' Donuts one. That was better. I like that one. There wasn't. The one, the Jack Harlow Doritos shit was funny with the triangle. Yeah, that was fun. I kind of like the Ben Affleck Dunkin' Donuts one. That was better. I like that one. I like that. That was funny.

I like the Puffy, Puffy at a commercial. That was good too. That was a two part too. They started that at the Grammys. Yeah, but I like this part.

That was better. It wasn't that good. I'm honest, I thought 2B was the best one to be honest with you. Just because that's the one I remember the most because that shit had me fucked up. Well, and you honest with you. Just because that's the one I remember the most,

because that shit had me fucked up. Well, and you have Tubi, right? Nah. Even though I feel like I need to tap in over there. But nah. I feel like I should probably get it, too. Is that the shit that he's talking about? I want to watch a homemade Detroit. Is that the shit you be talking about?

It began crazy with that, bro. The homemade Detroit movie. Yeah, bro. That's where it buffed up. Buffed up. Buffed up. Talk about it. you know what I mean? Buffed up. Buffed up. Talk about it. You know what I mean?

No. Please don't talk about it. I don't care. Go ahead. I'm telling you, man. Buffed up. Two being Zeus.

That's all I need now, bro. You being Zeus for real? What? Yes. How much we think Floyd own of that shit now? Oh,

no, he gotta. Gotta be 99%, right? Yeah. At least. Yeah. They got, you He got to be 99% right. Yeah. At least. Yeah. They got you open Zeus now.

That's all you see. Floyd. Floyd. Floyd fight. I forget the dude name. It's February 25th in London. And that's all they showing. And then they showed the undercard.

What's the undercard? Tommy versus Natalie Nunn. That's for all of us who watch baddies, man. That's it. That shouldn't be on the undercard, though. That fight should happen outside in the street. I'm paying for that fight. I don't care about the Floyd fight. You gotta be able to drag them by the hair to really get a good one

in as a girl. Street fighter, yes, but all of those characters could fight. Natalie Nunn can't fight a lick, but Tommy can fight. A lot of people were saying it should have been Tommy and Krishan. That's what a lot of people were saying. Krishan, like, she got some weight on her, though, bro.

I saw Krishan deadlift. Yeah, that's twice now. Ice Spice and Krishan. You follow the work. Hey, hey, hey. No, we see you. That's my type? We just said, no, no, no.

That's two of them, though, now. We see you. We see you, man. I don't want no sit. No, no. That's two of them now. We see you. We see you, man. I don't want no smoke. We out of that, though. We out of that.

Chris Sean on video deadlifting 315 pounds, though. That's not light, bro. That's not light, bro. Can you do 315 right now? I don't know what that is. Deadlift is when you just do like that right now. Nah, you got to keep your straight legs. Yeah, what was that shit?

I don't know that shit. The body's a mess, right? None of that shit. So you just do 315? Yeah. I don't know that shit. I don't know that shit. to... His name, boy. I don't know that shit. The body's a mess, right? So you just don't work out?

Don't you come to the bar. He got a Peloton? No, I don't work out. He got a Peloton. Why not, like, you don't want to... Wait, no, wait, no, mute up, mute up. I be mad busy, I don't... No, he don't.

God make time for me. Yo, that's a lie. Yo, I'm sick of this lie, I'm sick of this lie. I am sick of this lie. You don't be mad busy. You can work out in the morning. People wake up at 5 a.m. The gyms be open.

You could go. What are you talking about? Who the fuck getting up at 5 a.m.? First of all. Look, now he about to yell at me. Get sassy. He about to crack his neck. How do you know what my life entails? Talking about I'm lying.

I don't. There you go. I mean, you can find time if you prioritize working out. Everybody can find time to work out. But you don't care about having a better body, honestly? I'm not prioritizing. Living a long time. Yeah.

Like breathing. I breathe fine. I don't smoke. Me neither. You mad. He mad I don't smoke. Why would I be mad? Because you had a one-up on me being able to breathe better, nigga.

Now I'm back on your ass. Nigga, shut up. Yeah, nigga. Breathe again. Breathe again. Loud, nigga. Now I'm back on your ass. Shut up. Yeah, nigga. Breathe again. Breathe again. You know what's funny? I don't like this old defensive ish. Because when we was younger, I'm talking to him.

I'm done with you. When we was younger, I'd be like, yo, ish, what's up? We outside tonight? He would be like, before all this was even built. He's like, nah, I got to run seven miles up. This nigga used to go. That's probably why you burnt. He's like, nah, I got to run seven miles up. This nigga used to go. That's probably why you burnt yourself out, huh? Nah, I used to run.

Then he lost hope and faith. God damn. Got discouraged in his body. Niggas start feeling like the eyes was enough. He used to... Obsessed or not, you don't know. It was enough. He said, oh. Obsessed or not, you're right. Don't listen to this fool, yo, man, by that time. Hey, when the last scrap he had?

You ain't ask him. Keep talking to him. Oh, last fight? Yeah. Now ask him, like, why he don't care about being in check? Wow. That is interesting, though. I feel like my whole life, basically,

based off working out. I've been working out since I was in, like, I don't know. So you sit up. I'm trying to understand. So you slide that nigga across the since I was in like, I don't know. So you said. I'm trying to understand. So you slide that nigga across the table. I have a question for you. What's up, King?

What you do for a living? I play football. You're a professional athlete. Your whole life. I'm a businessman, first and foremost. That's true. That's true. That's true. Your whole life should be based around working out.

Nah, I know. But I'm just saying from my perspective, like, for somebody who, like, working out is just such a part of it. I mean, I'm a young man. I was asking. Well, come on. You need to be strong to carry the lumber and shit. I'm just saying. That's good.

But I ain't saying. I'm not knocking that at all. Everybody should prioritize their physical health. Let me say this. I think it's ridiculous for people that go in the gym and lift weights. Like, there's no reason you should be squatting anything over 300 pounds. You should never do nothing heavy, especially while you're pregnant. That's why Jalen will run your ass over.

You fucking cat. You don't like that shit, yo. Look at his ego come out. He deflected. That wasn't right what you did. He deflected. He said he'd do squats 600 and change. I squatted 700 pounds before too.

That's cool. Come on, man. That's big Z. That's big Z, nigga. I mean, that's cool. I get it, but respect the dog. You better go use your Googles.

I'm one of them too, but it's cool now. Your Googles? He's also a professional athlete. That's what I'm saying. If you are not an athlete and you don't play sports, why are you running 30?

Like the motherfucker that was on the treadmill with the knife and shit. Like, what y'all be doing and shit? Go home, bro. That's what I say. I'm going home. But you got to do something, though, bro.

At least walk on the treadmill or something. I'm going to work on that. You know what I'm saying? So at no point do, because you said you don't work out either, right? I work out often. So at no point do y'all think about getting aggressive with a man. Of course. I do daughter lifts.

That's my workout. Daughter lifts. She heavy, man. You said at no point do I worry about getting aggressive with a man. I do daughter lifts. That's my workout. Daughter lifts. She heavy, man. You said at no point do I worry about getting aggressive with a man. I didn't say nothing. Daughter lifts have taken me. Daughter lifts have effectively taken me. It worked. Joe.

What? He already took me out the gate. Don't shoot at me. Big niggas get knocked out. Niggas be in the gym with all the muscles. You have to work toward thatiggas get knocked out you have to work toward that they get knocked out easily too you're gonna hit them with that you're gonna hit them with a 12 hit a quitter i'm not i got 12 i ain't got 12 i ain't got 12 with me i'm just saying like yo big niggas get knocked out don't come here talking all that weight lift shit to my podcast niggas i'm just asking a question i mean you got a little weight you got a you know what I'm saying you can run

I work out Pilates Mel do you do anything athletic now I'm actually training to be a Pilates instructor are you actually that's Captain Pete

no I love Pilates I'm actually that's on my Pilates bag right now I was gonna ask you why you just looking up and down like that it's crazy

listen I'm gonna try and get them all in a Pilates studio. No, you need to get them on that reformer. It's not going to work. Exactly. They don't know no better. It's not going to work.

Yo, dog, I want to see you at 47 come in here and talk Pilates. Get your fucking ass out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get them on a stretch bed. Get the fuck out of here. I'm not doing it. I got time for that. When I come in, you don't work out when it's 47. I want you to be here so I can come in here when I'm 47. You I got time for that You don't work out when it's 47

I want you to be here so I can come here when I'm 47 You know what I mean That's true You out here eating chicken wings When I was your age Wearing all the Lance Armstrong rubber bands I ain't even weigh 150 pounds when I was your age Never biked a mile

I was skinny as shit when I was your age I can weigh 150 pounds on our stage. Live strong. Never biked a mile. Yeah, I was skinny as shit when I was your age. Nah, that Pilates is some OD shit, though. It's tough. Poolside, right? Oh, yeah. Bedroom Pilates. Oh, yeah.

What? Bedroom Pilates. Oh, yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. It does improve your performance. See you.

See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. I went to the class. See? But all of the conversation that y'all have heard from this cast in the last, I'll say, 15 to 20 minutes is why I'm going to announce to y'all it's over.

We have lost. We've lost the battle. Whatever it is you think you're out there fighting for. We're down here distracted by Floyd Mayweather taking over equity from Zeus. Natalie Nunn and them fighting.

Blueface and Krishan doing whatever they're doing. The aliens fighting. Ish working out. Blueface and Krishan doing whatever they're doing. The aliens. Ish working out. Red boots. See, not the aliens. Not the aliens.

Red boots. The Super Bowl. Red boots. Red boots. Red boots. I want to know who owns these red boots. I think it's Scooter Braun.

Who is powerful enough Might be. to have all of you doofs Do the same exact thing At the same exact time For something that benefits you none Because it looks cool on the internet I think it's Scooter Braun

Or Niko What's his name that all y'all want to know? It's Nego, right? Nego. I think Nego did it. Look, he ready to go. He ready to go. If it's one nigga ready to go, he ready to go.

No, I admit it. I saw a couple times. I wouldn't wear it personally because it's not my bag. I don't really follow trends necessarily, but I thought them shits were ridiculous and stupid, but I did see a couple of times where I'm like, I see what you did there. You know, respect.

I respect. I wasn't familiar with your game. Respect. I seen what Sean Alexander did. You like his fit with it? I liked, once I went to the rest of his pictures and saw that that's his opposite. That's his thing. That's how he dresses.

Like, that's kind of his thing. It made sense for him. I wasn't mad at him. He dresses like that at all times he's gonna fly down follow them I'm waiting to see there's one person in particular that I just have a feeling that's gonna pop up with him I'm not gonna say his name cuz it's gonna be hate but when I see fab with the moon what are you gonna to have with it though? Oh, matchy. Starter jacket, matchy, matchy. Look, Lee J. I'm just asking out of respect to Favre. Starter jacket.

He is going to have them red boots. He's going to have them boots. If there's anybody that's going to have them, it's him. Chicago Bulls jacket or some shit. Oh, god. With a caption that's. Nah, and he's going to have a new color, like purple. He's going to have a new color one.

Wait, what'd you say? I just looked up the outfit when he had the red boots on. Shea Gilchrist Alexander. What? Just regular white tee jeans. No. Green leather jacket. No, to me, not at all.

It looked like he purposely was trying to do the cartoon look, the cartoon figurine figure look with those style jeans, that style little belt, that jacket fitting the way it fit on him like a little young with the puffy shit. You go to the rest of his page, he has pieces that fit properly. The way that that fit is even to the sag of the pants. He was purposely dressed like a video game character. Like he went with the whole boot look.

I thought it was fly. Anyway, but what do I know? I'm not a fashionista. Actually, I am. I'm getting a lot of Fashion Week texts. I'm just saying. Shout out to you.

You're in Tokyo? Tokyo. My man was just out there. No, the New York fashion. Oh, my fuckers. Yeah, they don't invite me to the shit where you got to fly

somewhere. I think I invited you to London. That's true. But that was too late. I'll probably do that a little bit. How y'all feel about fashion? I was just talking to my OG about this, and he was saying fashion is becoming more, I don't want to say it's getting more feminine, but it's more like unisex.

You'll see what people promote and what people wear is more so like, oh, I's more like unisex. Like you'll see, like what people promote and what people wear is more so like, oh, I could see a girl wearing that. Now you styling and you doing what you want. But like, it's just, I feel like all the fashion is kind of becoming more like we are, at least what like is considered lit right now. It's just kind of more like unisex.

That's what it seemed like. It's not unisex. It's niggas are wearing women clothing and women accessories and stuff. It's not unisex. It's niggas that are wearing women clothing and women accessories and stuff. It's not unisex. It's made, it's in the women's section. They just going over there

to get it. Like, what did y'all used to say about Cam Newton and the way he dress? I mean, I just feel like Cam is just flat point.

I like how he dress. Cam wasn't, Cam wasn't feminine. He was just, Cam wasn't feminine. Like, he gonna wear the jumper, he gonna wear the big hat.

He will wear a man suit. Yeah, but he's still on. With a funny cut. Uh-huh. Short. Not a funny cut. Cut to his body, to a T. No, but I'm talking about like an unconventional cut.

Like, he was wearing the Kulaks. Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it. But it'll be like a three-piece suit. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? It'll just be something a little quirky. He will wear the stripy socks 10 years ago. Mm-hmm. You get what I'm saying? To just be something a little quirky, he would wear the stripy socks 10 years ago. You get what I'm saying?

He was just doing different shit. But what he was wearing wasn't necessary. It wasn't feminine. He had a feminine style. And fuck out of here, NFL, for trying to celebrate black quarterbacks and not Cam Newton. Yeah.

They left him out a little tribute. Really? Yeah. I didn't catch that. Me neither. I didn't see that either. Me neither. Yeah, they did. didn't catch that. Me neither. I didn't see that either. Me neither. Yeah, they did.

Can't mind pissing my own. Still, he's a black MVP. You got to at least acknowledge it. But anyway, the point that I was getting to before I got sidetracked with all of us on Earth being sidetracked, the shit that they doing up there, they got us. Facts. Whatever it is, I don't believe what they saying it is either no more. It's over for that.

Something is happening and they don't want to let us know because there will be civil unrest. There will be panic and pandemonium and nobody will have eggs. Or it'll be civil unity. They don't want that either. Or that. All of the objects being shot out of the sky. All over the place. It'll be civil unrest.

What's been going on? There's been things being shot out of the sky. Like, they're calling them balloons, but... Well, what was a balloon? No, they called water balloons. Yeah, they're just saying objects. Unidentified objects. They're shooting them out of the sky.

One was above Alaska. Another one was above Lake Huron in Canada. Yeah, there's been like four within the last month. No, within the last week and a half. Two weeks. Last week and a half, two weeks. And they're going to pull up his ears in these big ass boots. Like fucking doofuses.

Like, never mind. Keep pushing. I hope they don't catch the wrong channel. Never mind. They ain't going to see us. Throw the plan out the window. We don't need the plan. We can just scoop them.

No, we a mess down here. Yeah. It don't scare you that something could be, that we could be attacked via air, water, virus. We could be attacked through our food. It don't scare you that we are just vulnerable everywhere and none of us would be any the wiser? Nobody would know. We're going to turn on the TV.

We're going to listen to them say, yo, Russia japan sent a balloon we shot it down it was some shit up in there a by good we're gonna hear that five six seven times a different version of that and be like feel safe dog even the first shit they said it was a a spy balloon from China. They said this shit was the size of three buses. It was 200 some odd feet long. And they discovered it over like Montana or some shit. Flying over secure government airspace. It didn't shoot the shit down until it got to South Carolina.

No, but they- Well, that's telling. They said that they were scared to shoot it down because they didn't know the shit down until it got to South Carolina. No, but they... Well, that's telling. They said that they were scared to shoot it down because they didn't know what was inside of it. Yeah, it's over for that. See, it's over for that part.

That's the part that is over for them listening to what they said. I don't think that they let that shit go from Montana to South Carolina with... But, dog, this is some spy shit. So, the picture they showed, this shit was carrying a fucking satellite.

Y'all really think America let that joint cross our borders and we didn't know nothing about it, though? Bad part. We knew about it. I'm saying that the fact that it got to Montana, you feel like they knew when it was there. They knew. Now they just had to start talking about it

because other motherfuckers started people like, what the fuck is that? Okay, so this is what happened. No, I'm not jacking that. You're not believing that? You feel like that came over here and then they just found it in Montana? I have to go into this thing with an open mind

is all I'm saying. I have to know that I don't know. That's step one. So what you're saying is me assuming to know something and I don't know anything. There are conflicting reports from pilots that went up there that say, first of all, whatever the fucking first one was, it wasn't on nobody's. Allegedly, it wasn't on a little spy cam GPS detectors. It took pilots to be up there saying, you know, it's some shit up here.

GPS detectors. It took pilots to be up there saying, you, there's some shit up here. There's some shit up here. Are y'all accounting for this? Because I'm not supposed to see this. That's one. Two, well, maybe.

But wait, also, conflicting reports from pilots, and a few of them niggas seen it and said, yo, we don't see any propeller system. This thing don't seem to, this thing don't have nothing that we used to seeing. We don't know it's even levitating we don't know how it's flying we don't see nothing our sensors ain't telling us what it is we don't know so i don't know that the u.s the also wise knowing u.s i think the u.s be eons behind in terms of updating shit but what i'm saying is we spend so much money in our

military budget that if some shit enter into United States airspace and we are none the wiser, somebody need to get fired. And get some of the hundreds of billions back. I spoke to Rob O'Neal who had a whole different perspective on what happens with the money that is supposed to be used for war.

I can believe that. Pocket lighters. Yeah. money that is supposed to be used for war so pocket loaders yeah yeah matches scary as all I mean I don't know nothing I'm not even reporting nothing all I'm saying is I'm a lot more scared than people want me to be but let me actually though do you feel like you want to be privy to like oh yes all that stuff yeah you live in fear somebody like me I would want to be Iy to like all that stuff? Yeah. You would live in constant fear. Somebody like me, I would want to be. I don't think. I already live in constant fear. This is the arrogance of us.

I think that. I live in constant fear already. Yes. Things that are in your realm, but you don't know what you don't know, like you said, right? So you say you assume you don't know anything, but it's just like. That scares me. That's what people say. Once the president takes office, he finds out a whole con to shit.

That's why Obama went in that joint looking like the young, handsome Barack and let that motherfucker stress. He holding them secrets. Every time I see him,

his head get whiter, bro. He going through it over there because he knows some shit. He needed a little Monica Lewinsky to help him out. That's right.

A little blessing in the oomph. Yeah, yeah. I see what Bill was doing. Presidential OnlyFans account. I know what you're saying. Like, are. I see what Bill was doing. Presidential OnlyFans account. I know what you're saying. Like, are we protected by what we don't know? Yeah. And we are.

But you asked a specific question which was... About myself. Yeah. I want to know. I want to know. Let me ask y'all a question. So if they with all of their space technology and shit, they knew that there's some shit coming that's going to impact the planet

and life as we know is done in six months. Would you want them to announce that? Yeah, me? Yes. I wouldn't want them

to announce it to the world. Me being selfish I wouldn't want to get you to text you bro. If you don't announce it then hey go watch the first episode of Last of Us.

And I just was when you was talking They didn't announce nothing. Right. You just looked out the window and your neighbor was bugging out. Started eating and attacking. Yeah. No, tell me what's going on.

That's got to be the most lit part of the show. I like that. Like that, when it first dropped. Ooh, that shit like. What's lit? Like Rough House. What, what, what? When the virus, zombie virus or whatever the fuck doing it first happened

Don't work out Like he fucking Jack LaLanne Tell the audience who Jack LaLanne is. Richard Simmons or somebody else. Can you tell the audience? Oh, Richard Simmons. They know Ben Simmons. What was y'all born? Richard Simmons, he said.

What was y'all born, bro? Who was Jack LaLanne, bro? Jack and Richard Simmons. Tell him. No, no, not you. Jack LaLanne is like one of the founding fathers of like exercising and working out and shit. He started a whole bunch of gyms. Is that the boy with all the tights and he had the videos?

Founding fathers. With the curly hair or the short? Bounce with the curly hair or the short hair? The curly hair nigga is Richard Simmons. Oh, okay. And then Jack LaLanne didn't have curly hair.

He basically kind of revolutionized like the juicer as we know it. That was great. Who did Tybo? Who was that? That's Billy Blanks. They don't want to name

nobody black. They don't want to name a black person that might have worked out a little bit up. You know what the world is. Man, bro, that's when it's got to get turned up, bro. What? If you ain't nobody black. They don't want to name a black person that might have worked out a little bit up. You know where the world is. Man, bro, that's when it's got

to get turned up, bro. What? If you ain't working out, you need some guns and stuff. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be in your business, bro. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You need something rocket launcher and some guns. Just in case, bro. All right. Zombie man,

when the zombie jump on you, all them weights, shit, it ain't going to matter. It ain't going to they're gonna bite your fuck out your big no you're gonna need a little strength yeah you're gonna need a little something but uh um that that but them football niggas might not be strong in the real world though might just be on the field how you figure that i don't know i don't know and i ain't trying to

really find out me either but i don't want it yeah. But now I be watching the game like, man, if I put all this padding, all this padding, all these pads, helmet, shoulder pad, knee pad,

jockstrap pad. Niggas, y'all tough or not? One of y'all boys put y'all, y'all had y'all pads on and that safety from the Eagles, Chauncey Johnson

would have came down and struck y'all. Y'all would have broke all this shit. Y'all would have laid in that bitch. Y'all wouldn't have got up.

Nah, he wouldn't have hit me. He wouldn't have hit me. He would have hit them other bitch. Y'all wouldn't have got up. Nah, he wouldn't hit me. Hold on, hold on. He wouldn't hit me. I would've hit that nigga. He would've hit them other niggas. He wouldn't have got a hand on me. I would've hit you with a huh-huh. No disrespect to them.

You would've slid and hit either that, or I would've been out of bounds. No. I was in the middle of the field, dog. Well, I would've been out of bounds. That nigga Chauncey. I would've been out of bounds. You going to hit him with a huh-huh?

Yeah. That shit don't work. Listen, one day when you feel it. Tell Shady that. It don't work. Tell Shady that. Why you't work. Tell Shady that. Why you saying that? Nigga, you not Shady works out.

Nigga, shut up. Just Shady. No, he said it don't work. Nigga, Shady... We talking about you in the middle of the field. We talking about you in the middle of the field. I wouldn't be on the field if I'm not in shape, nigga. I'm saying he said he had...

Yo, we got a patent on that shit. Don't hurt you over here. Hee-hee, ha-ha. Yeah, don't hee-ha-ha. You too, though. Because you can get cracked. You can take your big ass down at Lincoln Park Saturday morning. Hee-hee-ha-ha. Yeah, don't hee-hee-ha-ha. You too, though. Because you can get cracked. You can take your big ass down to Lincoln Park Saturday morning. I'll teach you something, too.

Come on. Come on down to the park. I'll show you where out of bounds is. I'll show you how to get away from somebody. I'll be on top of cars, fences. I know that park like the back of my hand. Go around a little lake. All right, let me see.

What else? What else? What else? What else is important? Let me go to my notes, yo. The notes is when I start telling the truth. Let me see if I got some truth in my notes. Subo to the Jesus.

Well, yo, we was on the subject of them not telling us shit. What do y'all think is going on with this train derailment in Ohio? Oh, that's corporate greed right there, playboy. That shit is bad. Now, what I found out yesterday, well, all of y'all are aware of it, right? Yeah. No. So a train derailed in, it's called, the city is East Palestine, Ohio.

And it was carrying some super, super cancerous toxic chemicals on the train. Once it started to spill out, they had to do a controlled burn burning shit up it's last of us again no no this one gets better though so now like they there's planes flying above the clouds the the they said this is the worst environmental disaster that the united states has possibly ever seen oh wow you could see the the black clouds Billowing up to the sky. Billowing up through, like from planes. I just saw yesterday, somebody told me this shit

and I said, no, this can't be true. There's a movie on Netflix that came out in 2022 called White Noise. White Noise. I saw that movie. Okay, the movie is about

a train derailment, some chemicals in East Palestine Ohio I didn't see that white noise white noise no bullshit

white noise white noise is a dot the dead people no white noise is a dot I'm talking the movie white noise it's by the girl the young activist girl

I can't remember her name oh I know the one you talked about the movie white noise is about the dead people talking to you through the machine through the machine

yeah no no no this was something on Netflix that came out last year literally the exact they said people were extras in this movie and are now living the same shit that they

were extra in the movie about. Netflix want to be the Simpsons so bad, yo. You can't call out when that... That's spooky. Same town? Same town. East Palestine, Ohio. Random.

Man, specific. What's my man that was lying about all this sandy hook shit saying it was actors that Alex Jones why don't I never remember Alex Jones name it's two of the simplest names in the world Alex Jones yeah Alex Jones would say something different about this this one here is people saying it's people saying it but I'm not saying I'm not in any means but they're saying like this is, this entire,

like they're saying this is basically Chernobyl over here. That's how bad it is on USA. Chernobyl was great too. Chernobyl was great. The series. The series. Not the event.

The series. You're talking about the event. I'm talking about the series. I'm not talking about the event. They're saying that this is Chernobyl. Really? That's how bad it is. There were people saying farmers and shit 10 miles away.

Out of nowhere, chickens started dying. My animals are dying. They were showing them pulling dead fish out of the rivers. Now that story I was watching, I didn't know they were late. Farmers have been speaking up for the last four to five months saying that. No, this is all connected to the train the train farmers have been speaking up for the last like four to five months saying that oh no this is no this is no this is current like this just happened the trains are rubbing everything in that area people their livestock are dying

people's pets are dying like all the animals are getting up you got it the last of us dog that the last of us you me up that is Last of Us, you fucked me up. That shit is fire. Yeah, that shit OD. I got mad. Like, again, it was hard at first because just being PlayStation player

Anything that that dude is in, I'd be loving. Like, I know my actors that I stick with. Oh, Gerard Butler, you're out. You're off my list, buddy. You are finished, Gerard Butler.

I fucking, the plane. Oh, yeah. The plane. Get the fuck out of here, Gerard Butler. I fucking, the plane. The plane. Get the fuck out of here, Gerard Butler. You was my man, too. You used to be my dog. You was in my left titty. Gerard Butler was the king of the D movie for me.

I don't know what happened to him, man. Started getting checks. No, he's seen Liam Nielsen keep taking the same script. He's like, you know what? Fuck this work shit. Hey, seen that last movie I did? Make it on a plane now. Yeah, I'm sick of him.

I have a question. Two? Oh, I got mad more shit to say. Sorry. I got a question for everybody here. Shoot, shoot. Going to sound stupid. Does everybody here know what SWV's reign is about?

Squirting on somebody, right? I'm asking y'all. I guess I never thought about it. I never thought about it. A kid when they came out. Or peeing on somebody. Yeah, squirting. Squirting.

Yeah, that's what I thought it was about. Some kinky harmonious hoes. I definitely thought, it definitely is like really super sexual. So I thought it was definitely about squirting. Nigga, you going to tell us? Well, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think.

I think it's about him coming all over her face. Oh, yeah, there is that. Yep. Possibly that too. I never put squirting because she's saying rain on me. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah, you're right.

And then at the end. No, you on me. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah, you're right. And then at the end. And then at the end. No, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. If you get to the end and listen to her ad libs. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Okay. Nah, this sound like squirting. It don't sound like I'm busting on a horse. Sing it. Sound good? Nah, I got it. Nah, I'll read it. I'll read it.

No, no, no. You gotta sing it. I gotta turn it on. Yeah, he loses the whole entertainment factor thing. SWV ring. All right. Let's see here. Let's see.

Squirted? It's about her coming. Nice. Shout out to the squirters. Let me see. Let me see, let me see. Oh, it might be squirting. That's squirting. Whoa.

It's that nasty little. I'm caught in a storm. I'm caught in a storm. But I don't need no shelter from rain down on me. See, this is dope. Let your love just fall like that. Let your love just rain. But let your love.

Yeah, let your love just fall like the angel lights rain. Let your love. Yeah, let your love just fall. And then at the end, she says, every little drip drop. Wait, look. Let it all be. Let it all be. And then we can move on. I didn't want to stay here, but. Let it all be.

Listen to this little kicky-off. Let it all be. Look. Chill me. Chill me with your loving. Chill me with your loving. All right, I'm done with that. Either way, whatever it is, they kinky.

Now, my next question for y'all. She's been talking to a girl. Look how dope that was, though. No, that was hard. Classic. Nowadays, they just be like, yeah, nut on me. What's wrong with you? Put some creativity into your writing, yo.

Hey, yo, I don't know what happened to the little throat baby, nigga, but that was a great little six months I had when you had that song out. And then the remix came out, and my girl wanted to take a break. Jokes on her. She wanted to take a break

with throat babies out. Anyways, here's my next question for y'all. Shoot. That is going to sound stupid, but y'all can tell the truth. This is safe space. I hate when he start the question with that. Give me your honest opinion on head while you're standing up. Trash.

Oh, no, I'm good. It's trash. Nice little intermediary, though. Like, if you just, you know what I'm saying? I mean, it's a nice little visual. It's a visual, I'm good. It's trash. Nice little intermediary, though. Like, if you just, you know what I'm saying? I mean, it's a nice little visual. It's a visual. I'm cool.

I like it. But yo, fam, about seven, eight seconds into that, I got to lay down, my man. That's because he don't work out. He ain't got the legs, though. Legs weak as hell. Nah, she ain't. It's overrated. Yeah, no, I'm cool.

I'm saying that. And you can never give it a duck. Your legs start, nah, because then she got you. You can't even raise your voice in the crib no more. She got you. She got you falling and shit. Shorty did nothing. What's up with me?

Huh? Nothing, man. I told you. Nah, that shit was overrated. It's overrated. I'm a fan. I like it. I love it.

It's a nice little visual, though. It's awesome. She be looking up at you. That's cool. That's cool. She could look, nails done, that'd be all right.

All right, I got a question for you. Do you like a dude, like, pulling on your hair during sex? Um, fuck off. Oh, shit. You know what? Not too much on motherfucking Mel today, goddammit. Fuck, man.

Fuck you. Okay, listen. I am so much more fun in the bedroom that he doesn't need to pull on my motherfucking hair. I believe it. I am. Listen, handcuffs, spreader bars, the whole nine. Oh, my God.

You're saying, what? Spreader bars? What? Run that back. Ice. Ice. Yeah. OK, you mind. We'll find it ourselves.

We'll find it ourselves. Spreader bars. Spreader bars. Look at the way the money goes on stage. I don't know what that means. Me either. Is that like, get her done? What the fuck?

For lifting. Holy shit. DC. All right, let's see what this is. This shit cost $3,500. Oh, yeah, I can put that down. I can spread it myself. I'll spread you, Shorty.

We don't need the bar. Oh. I got one. What is it? Somebody tell me what it is. It's the joint on your ankles that's keeping it open, right? Oh, please, I'm not. Yeah, I got shoulders for that.

Listen, OK? It's fun. Yeah. He's going to keep going to keep getting that ball. They all slim. My little slim. You ain't never want to hit the shorty. You know what I'm saying? Back in your day, you feel me? When you was running, you used to hit the shorty. You pick them up.

All day? Throw them all over. That was my move. Not no more? No. I ain't going to do that no more. I get about eight of them, though. Little side jump.

Yeah, the side. Oh, the side is eight. So you guys aren't into swings and bondage and harnesses and shit? No. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don on the side. So you guys aren't into like, you know, swings and bondage and yeah, like harnesses and shit. No. No.

I've never been down that road. Anal beads. Edible drawers. Edible drawers. What else? What else they got out there? Yeah. No.

I've never been down that road. Vibrating panties where you get a hold of the remote. Oh, no, no. We just, yeah, we going to talk about this. No, where the girl wears it, you have the remote. Yeah, she wears it and then you get the thing. Listen, I pop a Viagra and end all this discussion.

We ain't even going to get to none of that. Hey, you got a little bag of drinks? Put it right there. Place your little bag right there. We'll get there. The Honey Pack compared to the Viagra? I've never had a Honey Pack. I keep hearing about it. That's for the young boys. I ain't never had anything. Huh?

It's not bad or right. It can't be better than this. It's not. And you know what? The young boy, I can't say it. I can't say it. You young boys

should be ashamed of yourselves with this honey pack shit though. What the fuck is a honey pack? That's a little, yeah, a little gas station. It's like a gas station shit? Somewhere about a little,

like a half a step above that. So it's organic gas station shit? Theoretically, you know what I'm saying? A little natural herb that that dumb gas station theoretically you know what I'm saying a little natural herb that kind of gets you you know what I mean like horny goat weed type shit

nah it's like a little honey it's like a little it's a little packet yeah it probably got some uh she allys

shit ain't got shit in it nah not shit I don't know they say it's supposed to have like natural herbs that kind of get you get you in the vibes

you know what I'm saying I guess you know what I'm saying? Got it. I've never actually used it, but I've heard. I'm cool. I don't need it. Incredible Hulk, get you right. Incredible Hulk?

For sure. Wish I would, dude. Honey pack and money. You'd be going crazy, huh? I'm just saying, you want to get her away from you at some point, give all the tricks away, what day you want to show her? A bad time. You on that honey bag,

you set the bar low. I'm just saying, the way I hear these niggas talk about honey bag, but the shit that I got, no, please, different. It's different. Let me tell you something. I can? The shit that... No, please. Different. Pop Joe. Different, different, different. Pop Joe come through. It's different. Let me tell you something.

I can't even say it on a public podcast. Oh, we took a break that time. I can't say it. I can't say it. What I will say is I didn't know the bad rep that 40-plus-year-old men got from some of the women out there until they just

started sharing yeah what's the rep men dick be trash yeah that in your 40s when you start getting older that's when she started cheating with the young niggas testosterone started going down niggas dick don't be getting as hard none of that so you gotta and he don't be one to fuck soon as you know dick go right back down. He taking that. Like they drag 40-year-old niggas through the mud. They kill us.

You're not supposed to have the bag, though. Huh? You're not supposed to have the bag. You know what I'm saying? Tricking. Oh, I'm doing all that. You know what I'm saying? Right here.

All of that. No. Okay. You don't spoil the treatment? Treat them right way? You know what I'm saying? Answer him. Beat him and treat him. Answer him. I want right way? You know what I'm saying? Answer him. Beat him and treat him?

Answer him. I want him to clarify his question. I'm saying, like, they say 40-year-old men have bad reputations in the bedroom. They do. But y'all have positive reputations in the stores. And then at a cashier. My reputation is trash in the stores. So you have a bad reputation on both sides?

My score is low. Horrible. I know this Ish I know this I'm not doing that Lastly Since Ish don't want to be Entertaining with us This is my last thing

That I have here I'ma say it And it's the truth And y'all gonna clip it And kill me for it But I don't care i thought this was henna i thought it was a fake tattoo at first but the tattoo artist said it was real too martha stewart allegedly has a tattoo of snoop dog swag yeah let's call it Let's call it what it is

Snoop popped that box Let's come on And call it what it is If she got a tattoo Of Cali King Snoop beat that down If that's real I don't think it's real

I thought it was real I saw it too Nah I heard it I didn't see it I saw it The tattoo artist said Unless he's lying Which he could be

But he said Today I tattooed A legend on a legend Okay Do we have a picture of it? I'm about to show you right now but he said, today I tattooed a legend on a legend. Okay. Do we have a picture of it? I'm about to show you right now. That's weirdo white behavior from that woman, yo.

Snoop is married. Why are you tattooing my husband's face on your famous white arm? I don't care if y'all fucked. I don't care if y'all been fucking. I don't care if y'all fucked. I don't care if y'all been fucking. I don't care if y'all tight, got a business relationship. That white lady is weird for that. I forgot about that part. That white lady is a fucking weirdo for that.

And nobody is coming out and saying, I thought it was some marketing shit. I ain't think it was real. If that's real, that is some other shit. But what are they promoting? There's no show. And the hug he had on her was a little different.

It could be something. They got the big lighter shit together. They got a lot of shit together. It could be something. I'm saying that if it's real, which we don't know, that is some weirdo behavior. I forgot that Snoop is married. That is wild. He been married ouro behavior. I forgot that Snoop is married. That is wild. That is wild.

He been married our whole life. No, he... You're right. Yeah, come on, yo. Come on. And the Instagramming? It gotta be a movie coming out. We don't know.

It gotta be. If it ain't, though, I'm keeping this... I'm keeping a close eye on this one. I'm monitoring this one. This is money above our pay grade. But if it's real. Dog, it's weirdo beyond our weirdo grade, too.

It's weird if it's real. Imagine walking in the house. He might have a honey pack. I don't give a fuck. What do you have? What the fuck you talking about? Any workout? Yeah.

Any workout? Yo, you know that's the scariest thing in the world. Imagine walking in the house. Your girl knows something before you know it. That's the worst thing in the world. Your girl know that Martha Stewart got the tattoo and you don't know. You come in there, hey, honey. I ain't no fucking hey, honey. Let me talk to you.

What's up with you and this old white lady? No, no, I'm not having that talk. I'm not having that talk walking in the house, yo. Martha Stewart, you jammed me up. You jammed me up. And then when she said you jammed me up too daddy Then what you gonna say Nah nah

Tell her Tell her I ain't even know I ain't know Tell her Hold up This nigga pissing me off now Yo

Hey some niggas Get jammed up When that speaker phone call happens Speak to them When I If I'm jammed up In front of my girl And I go to

You want me to call her Yo you want me to call her When Yo, you want me to call her? When I call her, boy, she better say it. She better say the shit we worked on. You better say the shit we rehearsed. You better say the shit that we practiced. We went through this hypothetical. We knew this moment fucking arrived.

Nigga, my girl is good. We here. Don't have your voice trembling. It ain't just the lines. Deliver these lines perfectly. Angela Bassett and Julia Roberts could not act out of having a fucking tattoo of my husband on your shoulder. What's the script?

I want to hear the script. A real one. It's a movie. They working on a movie. It's a real tattoo. No, you don't know that. No, no. This is just a-

I don't believe none of that shit. I don't believe it. I'm playing along. This is a promo shot for my new movie. No, no, this is just so I don't believe none of this. I don't believe Yep To situation yeah, I was just speaking on when you had to call When they come to you as a woman, I've gotten jammed up in that call to double for you Yeah, but this is this don't really counts the asterisk next to it I Got jammed up with a chick chick I really wasn't doing nothing with, so the girl was confused and had a beef with my girl.

Oh, that's nasty. I really didn't have nothing happening with this girl. So I was sitting there, yo call the girl. Did you know Shorty had a beef with your girl? No. That's the worst. I've been in that position. I had no idea.

And you don't know that they got a beef? I'm sitting there saying call her, I did call her. You're gonna feel stupid as hell. That's such and such. There ain't nothing. And she called her. And it wasn't a definitive question like, yo, are you fucking him? It was shit that the girl could play with.

My girl would. My girl would say something like, where was you? Was you with such and such? Was y'all balling? Yeah, why? All right. Now you got to have the tough conversation. When the call can't provide the proof, that's your ass when that call is over.

That's all. It's been bad before. It's been bad before. I won't jam you up and ask you this question, but you're an athlete, so I assume it's happening. No, I don't play them type games. You know what I mean? He lying? What you dapping up know what I mean? He lying? What you dabbing up, misogyny?

He lying? What are you dabbing up right now? I'm asking. So you said you got jammed up and you tell him to call. This was in my 20s. Yeah, no, when you were young, wild, and free. Watch the free shit. I wasn't that free.

This was in my 20s. Yeah, I got jammed up before. That was that same girl. What's her name? That girl. That was that same girl What's her name That girl That was that same girl Ninja bitch And your go to

In that moment is To call Not my go to But just call her I don't care If that's gonna dead Just call the girl You confident bro

But it didn't Well no I don't try no more That was in my 20s In my 30s It became What's it gonna prove What's it going to prove? What's it going to show you?

She can say anything she wants to. She can tell you anything. She's got to believe me. That's what happened in my 30s. You should have let people have the power over you. She's winning. She's winning. You're going to have control.

I saw it. Yeah, you hear that. She's controlling us. I'm talking about somebody that's not even here. No cap, though. We're wrapped, though. We're wrapped, though. Her words only have power if you give them power. Like, dog, it's over.

It's over once you turn into that. All right, listen. All right, so everybody agrees Martha is a weirdo if that tattoo was real. Super weird. All right. Super. I think there's some money involved somewhere. Oh, yeah, for sure.

A big bag. For sure. Big something going on. Yeah, come on. You think they paid her to get that tatted, though? I think they got something coming, I don't know what.

That's a lot of money and a lot of, they've been here for a minute. Martha Stewart. How much? These are two celebrities who have been very famous for a very, very, very long time.

Martha Stewart is very rich. I don't think this is no messy shit. I don't want for a very, very rich, very rich. This is no messy shit. I don't want to hear all that very rich shit. She is. Why she won't stand next to no white people? What do you mean? They don't vibe. This new protector when she went to jail or something like that?

They don't vibe. They don't vibe. All right, I'm done with you. They don't vibe. It was almost a fight. You heard? You heard what I told him? Went on.

This is what happened in my house during the Super Bowl. I'll leave the names out really quickly. Two black quarterbacks. Two black quarterbacks. Two black quarterbacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't lose as a people. It's two black quarterbacks. Whoever wins, guess what? They black.

You would think, right? I can see where I was upstairs so this is all hearsay but my homes is married to a white girl yep mm-hmm so somebody in the crib was like well ain't the same type of black. There you go. One is married to a white girl, one is married to a sister being represented by the first African-American woman, all that painted the whole Jalen Hurts picture. And my man, he said, when I came downstairs,

I'll tell you what he said to me. But it was silence in the living room. And he was like, yo, man, Shorty just tore me the fuck up. said what you said he said they was talking to quarterbacks and who may do and whatever and I was like if they ain't snowing I ain't going I said wait you said that you said that to I already know God bless If it ain't snowing I ain't going to

Bro with you Wow I know that one What Oh yeah Melody A couple niggas Who there that play in the snow too. They was quiet? They was smart.

They was smart. We quiet when sisters around. They was smart. And Rihanna was on. Yeah. Bad time. Like the snow, right? Gotta read the rules, man.

That's what she said. That's what she said. Gotta read the rules. She said read the fucking rules. Look around. This ain't the rules, man. That's what she said. That's what she said. Gotta read the rules. She said, read the fucking rules. Look around. This ain't the time for that. Yeah, but if I like Snow, why I got... You know what?

All right. Take a break. Because you're a man. JVP, JVP, why I would you be without JVP? Bro, it's one time. One time. Yo, you just... One time, dog. He won you just swung your brain.

One time, dog. He won't walk. He won't talk. He won't, like, this guy's got a list of, he won't do this. I talk? Just one time. Yo, one little girl. Coochie mama is watching that you be trying to look cute for.

Who be watching that you be trying to, you know, it's to me, Santwon. Like, who? I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, I bet you be trying to... It's to me, Santwon. Like, who? I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, I bet you don't. I bet you don't. I bet you don't. Alright. In sad and unfortunate news, we lost one. Lost one. We sure did.

Lost one. This was big. This was big. Heartbreaking, man. Heartbreaking. Right on the verge of... That's what makes me mad about it. Yeah. They won the fight. Everyone's about to see what time it is.

That hasn't been able to see what time it is. That's what's depressing about it. Your whole life, you do what you just are born to do. You fucking help raise so many other artists, musicians, inspire them, me included. Fashion. And just all these young niggas running around trying to be like fake woke today. Like, this group was that then.

this group was that then. Like, to be themselves in an era of everybody being tough, hardcore, it's like... Man, rest in peace. True Goy. Do we know? Rest in peace, Dave.

He was battling some heart issues. We don't know the official cause of death. He had cardiovascular congenital heart issues. We don't know the official cause of death. He had cardiovascular, congenital heart issues. Okay. Heart issues. It just fucks me up that you could dedicate your life to something and then right at the change of it,

like right when you get the rights back streaming, we about to go hard, like tragedy strikes. Word. This is another reason why why there's another reason this was the another reason why i was pushed over the edge to like finally stop smoking like a lot of family friends have been passing right right? And one of them who is still here by the grace of God, but his kidney failed. Like, it's bad.

Like, so they don't expect him to live past the year. And he's just confused. Like, yo, I was running eight miles a day three weeks ago. And now it's this. No, I just heard a story. A dude was having stomach problems. Move that mic. Dude was having stomach problems.

Went to the hospital. Pancreatic cancer. His wife said, yo, I was seeing my husband as my normal husband. She said, within like seven days,

he was damn near to walking dead. Like that. He was gone in three weeks. Yeah. Like just gone from normal, you know what I'm saying? He was gone in three weeks.

Like, yo, damn. Like, shit is real out here. I'm about to get on the Peloton tonight, yo. Yeah. I'm just looking out for you, OG, man. Getting on the Peloton tonight, yo. Eat right vegan next. Don't worry about it.

Nah, I ain't doing all that. No, my fault. Because at this point, right, I know we was joking earlier, but at this point, the working out ain't really for outer physical appearance. For aesthetics no more. Health as well. Yeah, I could give a fuck if I ever get pecs now at this point.

Is my blood flowing right? Can I breathe? Is my lung in the kidney? What the fuck? All this shit looks important. As I age, I'm doing better at recognizing the beauty of humanness. And like the things that we're able to do is like, I want to see if my lungs, what they're about to try to repair.

Like what? They'll fix themselves. But that's what I'm saying. You want to, life can be beautiful if you let it be beautiful, man. Rest in peace to Trugoy. We lost a pioneer. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. I cannot thank you enough for your contribution, your sacrifice, your fight, and just the road that you paved

for all of us. For real, for real. And thoughts and prayers to fucking the rest of De La Soul. Plus and Mase. De La Soul, Jungle Brothers,

Tribe. and Prince Paul who also just lost his other collaborator a couple months ago Don Newkirk a couple years before yeah now the one bright side

that possibly could come out of it is Prince Paul posted a photo like months ago that he was in the studio with De La Soul sounded like they

did an album that may be coming sometime that would make sense especially if they knew that the fight for rights was coming to a close. And they was about to get some streaming possibilities they had to make some money. And if you're young and confused during this conversation... Meena, meena, meena, meena, meena Meena, meena, meena, meena, meena

Meena, meena, meena, meena, meena Meena, meena, meena, meena, meena You can tell Ice put all the music in my shit, why is this not the remix? I got the remix so, choopin' in with the jungle patrol And this one's about to kill the knockouts out there man turn this off and find me the remix god damn it there we go the is going on heard the song? Hell yeah. I just got checked. I don't know what side of Philly you was from. Are you Dreams and Nightmares or I Wanna Rock?

I don't know what Philly you from. First of all, what we do, you gotta start there. Oh, that's true, that's a fact. Graduated Dreams and Nightmares, I Just Wanna Rock definitely got his own lane. Nah, that be y'all acting like what we do don't exist in that little matrix of the hardest records Hold up, wait, now just wait We gonna talk about buddy on this plate But before we let the hurt out the gate

Make sure all the levels are straight out The jungle, the jungle, the brothers, the brothers They like so, on a roll Black medallions, no gold Hanging out, hanging out Buddy, buddy, buddy, only my face Before the lap, Jim Rowski must wear a cap Just in case the young girl likes to clap

Ain't for the whim, but before I begin, I initiate a party with a slap I drop the beat, for the fight from a child from West When I see a lady, I don't ever half-step I just do her tribal style and then check The body that I like is to be sexy and nice Just good enough for the one they call fight A brown-skinned body with shoulder length hair Nice from resting around

Dairy and bone How you gonna cut it off right there? That's crazy. Rest in peace, Dave, man. Word. Quick question to y'all before we go. Yeah. Does Hamlin ever play again in the NFL? I think so. Quick question to y'all before we go. Yeah.

Does Hamlin ever play again in the NFL? I think so. Yes. I say yes. Yes. I say no. I say yes. I say no. Next season.

You say yes too? Next season. You say next season. Yeah. Next season. I'm with you. I agree with him. It's tough, bro.

I think what people don't understand is, bro, he young dude and he's the healthiest possible one of the healthiest possible people that could be out there as crazy and tragic as it was I just think it'll be hard for you know a young what is he 22 23 um year old um who worked his entire life to get to a stage um and dedicates everything that's everything that he knows that's everything about his. And I know that he was medically cleared. So I just, I can't see a world. And I think, you know, everybody's going to rally around him and it's going to be a huge moment

when he does finally run out the tunnel week one. He ain't playing no preseason. If I'm him, I ain't smelling the preseason. I ain't smelling the joint practice. You better hold up. But when he run out that tunnel week one, it's going to be a crazy feeling. What I will say to you

is the NFL, y'all medically clearing somebody is like, that's like when the state calls the experts at the stand. Like that TSA when they just

tap on you, yeah, all right, go ahead, bro. Yeah, man. But I get it.

I do think he's going to play again. Yeah, I mean, it was a freak accident. I mean, I don't think the likelihood of that recurring again. I'm not a doctor.

I'm not his doctor, especially. I'm reading here. They had Dr. Tom Mayer, who is the medical director of the NFL Players Association, just last week said, I guarantee you that DeMar Hamlin will play professional football again. Got it. That's the NFL PA doctor. And that's on period. I don't care if John Mayer said that. Fam, you are talking about

billions of dollars, dog. In the NFL, we saw how mad motherfuckers got when they wanted to continue a game. God forbid, and I'm not putting, I don't even want to put it in the universe, but we just doing it for pod conversation. Fam, if something happens, y'all know who Sterling Sharp is? Yeah.

Everybody don't know who Sterling Sharp is. I saw it. Shannon Sharp is Shannon Sharp. Shannon Sharp was a mutt compared to his brother. That nigga's brother was a fucking amazing football player. Get off his dick. Whatever. Most people don't know

who Sterling Sharp is because they told him, yo, your heart is fucked up and you could potentially lose your life on the football field and he walked away from football.

It was him and Jerry Rice at one time but they was like arguing, my nigga. But they not telling them all that though. I'm not disagreeing with you. What I'm saying is that

heart shit don't be no joke. We've seen mad people in sports lose their life the NFL will go through a whole PR nightmare if something happens to this guy god forbid I mean I think it's outside of the NFL's hands you know I mean I like he's a top player he's he's still a great player he's going to show up and want to compete and want to practice once they they're going to put him through all kind of tests they probably gonna get him to sign a whole bunch of stuff. It's going to be a show. It's going to be all the bells and whistles and pony show.

But at the end of the day, he's still a high player. He wants to play. What is he supposed to do now if he walks away from the game? Just be a symbol and a figure for the rest of his life until he decides to move on and get a job? He's not doing that. UPS stop hiring? He's not working for Amazon, is he? I, what, move on and get a job. He's not doing that. UPS stop hiring? Look, I was about to say.

He's not working for Amazon, is he? I am in agreement with you with regards to that. Ish, can you fix your mic? Like, talk in the center of the mic. It's right here. I'm in agreement with you. Like, he has worked probably since he was seven, eight years old. This is all he knows is football. I think that's Brady's problem with retiring.

It's all he knows is football. Dog, you think the NFL Give a fuck about that It's a bigger issue On their hands With Tua bro I think DeMar Coming back

That's why I was shocked At your response Which response To Hamlin Because you were saying For months now That if you're Tua You would never

Go back out there And if something happened You would sue the shit Out the NFL That is a fact for me That's different though Tua was different though I'm going to tell you

Why that's different for me I don't have them the same at all I say it's different Because one was With all the brain Traumatic brain injury Tua's brain is rattling In his head

Since college Like they cannot diagnose CTE Until after you passed away And that's one Now with this The doctors have all medically cleared him to play. They cleared Tua too? No, the medical doctor

came out and told Tua you should never play again. Yeah. After the first one. And I agreed with him. He said after you had the situation where you passed out, or a medical doctor. No, a life doctor. The lead CTE guy came out and said, yo, you should never strap up again. And then he played and got another concussion.

The lead CTE guy don't think nobody should play. Well, yeah, that's fair. He want all the football players to stop. Yeah, that makes sense, yeah. But Tua Brain is definitely rattling inside his head. All right. Again, I don't want to even go as- Antonio Brown blame his shit on Duke.

I don't even want to go down this jury path. He blame his shit on his ex-teammate. James Harrison. He's strong, though. And he fast. But we saw the hit that did it, though. It wasn't James Harrison. That nigga from the Bengals, right?

Vontaze Burfecht did it. What we assume. No, no, we saw that. We ain't got to really assume that one. We saw that. We don't know what hits he's taking to high school. No, I'm with you, but we can't prove when it got there. But we can prove how you acted before that hit and how you acted after that.

Y'all don't think about that shit. Well, do y'all just assume, not to make you the spokesperson, but do you assume that, or do you just pray that this won't happen to me? What, CCE and all that other good stuff? Yeah, or one of those type of hits where your brain might rattle i mean and how do you feel as the uh administerer of some of that well all right that's two sides so first off just as risking yourself and i'm only speaking personally about how i feel i ain't on no no spokesperson for all the teams and all the players and but i mean just me

personally it's just kind of like i mean if you drive Uber, you could die in a car crash. You know what I'm saying? If you're a pilot, you could crash the plane. It's just, you know what I mean? Things that happen. What happened to DeMar was honestly a one in a million chance. I mean, obviously the CTEs and stuff is around

and yeah, you think about it. It makes you not, I mean, obviously we don't crash out like how, you know, Ray Lewis and all. You watch that Ray Lewis doc and all. Yeah, they was, you know what I'm saying? So we were better information. But at the same time, I look at it like, you know, when you make it to the NFL, it's almost like, you know, you got the baton for your family. You know, it's up to you to run it as far as you possibly can and, you know, change the course of your family.

We changing the course of the family. I'm the first person in my family to even graduate from college. So, like, and I wouldn't even have had the opportunity if I hadn't played football. So, like, it's the things that the game has given to you. I mean, you already risked your life to get this far for free. You know what I'm saying? Because that could have happened in little league. That could have happened in high school.

That could have happened in college. You got to the league. Now you want to start thinking? You wasn't nice enough to get that under the table money, huh? Huh? You wasn't nice enough to get that under the table. Syracuse wasn't doing that, man. I wish they I don't care them young boys now is caked up but you know no I just feel like so like that so that for as as you taking that risk yourself because

I mean we haven't uh I get dinner every Thursday with my teammates my linebackers we do linebacker dinner every Thursday we watching it to uh get a had the concussion when he first passed out the first time we we watched it on TV and we all sitting there like, damn. We still strapped up and went to practice on Friday, still went out and crashed out on Sunday, so that's just kind of where it go and then. Still went and hit a few of them niggas, huh?

Yeah, that's what I'm about to say. And then on the field, bro, like, when I'm in between the white lines, I'm just a different person, bro, so like, it ain't even. All right, chill out, yo. I carry a different, I carry a different, my phone. So, like, it ain't even. All right, chill out, yo. I carry a different. I carry a different.

You channeling that CTE energy. Once they start talking about, yo, the white lines. I go in a different mode. Yo, get your locker room shit out of here, bro. Nah, my fault, my fault. This is a podcast, man. Well, yeah, though. So, you just tapped into that different savage mode.

So, it's a different feeling. You don't even look at it like that. Nah, you scared me already. You're like a gladiator, bro. That's really how it is. That's how I feel. See. Are you not entertained?

Come on now. Yeah, man. I'm with you. Nah, it's a scary situation. But actually, I think you deserve some applause. What he's saying, like, dog, is kind of... Why are you not clapping? They could just be lying.

Yo, somebody just clapped for you. What'd he say? Nah, not me, man. That's me, man. That's me, man. What'd he say? Nah, you forced it out of him. He didn't even beat me.

Oh, that's great. That's cool. We got to say this. They could lap his hand in front of his torso for mad long. Yo, what's up? All right, what'd he say? Nah, what he's saying is basically you sacrificing your mind and your body for your generations to come. Like, that shit is deep.

You got to work out, man. That shit is deep, dog. What he's saying? He put your little Peloton at night, dog. He put his little deep, man. He put his little good voice on me. Nigga, work out. Every time he start putting that pontificating voice.

Nah, what he's saying is absolutely astonishing. I read a book in 89. What was his name? Damn, Walter Matthews, I think. He said if you... Yeah, fuck out of here, nigga. I'm so immature, yo. I love it.

All right, come on. We got sleepers, yo. You guys are great. This has been a great podcast. Flip ain't gonna like that we had a good podcast. You're gonna follow each other. On Friday. He on your ass. He has been a great podcast. Flip ain't going to like that we had a good podcast. He's going to follow each other. He's on Friday. He's on your ass.

He's on your ass on Friday. Nah, you're supposed to cancel the pod for him. He got other fish to fry. He better leave me alone. All right. We do have sleepers, man. Y'all are funny. Do I have a sleeper?

All right. I do got a fucking sleeper. Oh, yeah, I got a sleeper? I do got a fucking sleeper. Back to my man, Renny. We back. We bike. Renny, friend of the show. This record is called My Love.

We got him. Hey. When's the last time you've been touching to slip your spine? You could use a reminder I wanna make you forget everything for now, now Lay down your body, baby Let me take you all the way I'ma give you my love tonight I'ma do what I do

I'ma do what I do, baby I'ma give you my love Tonight I'ma do whatever I want you to tell me You're my love The way you think about me when you're alone Hey, here we go I'm still on your mind Put a guitar on some shit Think about me when you're alone

Hey, here we go He gon' put a guitar on some shit And I, and I Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I'ma give you my love I'ma do whatever I'ma give you my love I'ma give you my love I'ma give you my love I'ma do whatever I want you to tell me

Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two I'ma give you my love Brand new music from Rennie, of the show shout out to him hopefully this means there's a project coming soon this record is called my love in your phones and DSPs as we speak you you you've never heard of Joe I would have cut it short but the record ain't but two minutes long anyway. I got to come back to the game just so niggas could get an eight-minute record again. No hook.

Because there's no point in doing one, so nobody's going to do one. There is no point in doing it. Because if you want your shit to stream, we need the shit to be 90 seconds so you can keep streaming it. That's what they want. But somebody has to care about music aside from SZA. Somebody has to add musical like, musicality again. Sorry. I was listening to some of that shit the other day. I was like, sheesh.

You're the only one that don't know. Yo. That's fine. I'm going to Big Jersey. Hey. This is I Don't Party by Shotgun Shook. The real champion of the year. Yo, y'all New York niggas better stop putting pressure on Ice to play your music too.

Ain't nobody putting pressure on me. I support my hometown, baby. Shotgun! Hey V, line them up. The scene fucked up, all these strippers think they curty Clout enough for power, get you clapped like you Jabari I fuck niggas, bitches, I'm so sorry, not sorry She dump money bags from a rapper like she Ari Invest in the body so I treat her like a Barbie I don't smoke niggas, we fat poppy and the molly Free my nigga Molly, fast life like a Harley

Niggas floating in the trap, it's giving iCarly With the cannon welling out like I'm Charlie With a toxic mommy bitch like Safari Ladders in a clip, cause we be in the mix You knew you in the trap when the hallway smell like piss I be hearin' all your diss, please keep your diss Everybody sound the same, just she herbal with a twist They say shook, not lit, cause he don't party Know I need that money, want that truck from

Ferrari The scene fucked up, all these strippers think they Cardi Clown up for power, get you clapped like you Bari They say Shub not lit, cause he don't party Know I need that money, want that truck from Ferrari The scene fucked up, all these strippers think they Cardi Clown up for power, get your clack like a new bird If y'all just fake smokers, y'all just kill me with gas We still smoking platinum, just be switching up the bags

When I get that side from the bay, it never lasts On the highway to a million, I be praying I don't crash Everything I drive, all foreign, I don't brag Know I handle business, LLC on the tag I do it for the streets, you niggas do it for the gram I can't cook a steak, but I can cook a hundred grams All candy in them yams, man, they wouldn't understand That's grandma's cooking, what you selling, change your plan

That pocket got exotic, man, I dropped my own strand I stayed with the method like I grew up with the clan Better watch your man, he gon' put you in a jam Don't forget about them bitches, watch them hoes with all them fans I don't party, shotgun suge. The scene fucked up, all these strippers think they Cardi. Kind enough for power, get you clapped like you party. That's I Don't Party, Shotgun Suge, the real champion of the year. URL, y'all know y'all got that wrong. I don't want to hear that bullshit. Number six, y'all are bugging.

After the year Suge had, that was definitely champion of the year. Big jersey. I'm playing some De La. This is If It Wasn't For You off Handsome Boy Modeling School. This is the story of you. What makes you special. Where you come from. This is one of the most exciting stories ever told.

Because it's about you. And you are one of the most important things in this world. You. She ride cause her testament has been day one. A nigga got trust cause she been day one. Day one's done, build a fam Bruce Lee. So we KIS the BS goodbye. Damsel in distress so I stress good guy.

Tarzan and Jane more like Bonnie and Kareem. Could you be my sugar water tonic and cream? Put the Dean in my yard like religion and king. and jane more like bonnie and kareem could you be my sugar water tonic and cream put the dean in my yard like religion and king and diamond you a sight like unidentified rim spinning in the night me without your balance just wouldn't sit right like written wouldn't be past tense without defense if it wasn't for you that's what it wasn't for you if it wasn't for you if it wasn't for you I need you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you I need you Hey, because of you, my little lady named fame

People spot me like nerve spot pain You put the S on my chest and inside my veins Before that, it's dark, you had to smile for them to see me Now them same kids who use the disc wanna be me Due to me being down with you, hooked up in 82 Plugged six when you gave me my fix You fixed my house and bankin' accounts You fixed me up with too many women to count Only right for you to have your side niggas too

And even when you don't come back At least when you was here for me The world cheered for me If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you If it wasn't for you I need you Ken you my motherfucker I'ma hold you like piss

Even when the itchy burn make me wanna let go There you go smudging see Acting mad funny but you kissing loose leafs So I can't be mad You my confidant when I couldn't tell pops That report card came you signed off with me so when the checks come you'll be signing off with me but when i'm dead and gone will you sign off oh paper mate you like like paperweight but you pack it can make tattoos turn pussy and

when it's smush time you be there like a man in my hand spilling my heart with your blood if it wasn't for you if it wasn't if it wasn't for you de la soul and handsome boy model in school ish i sent it to you i know do you want to introduce it oh pardon me pardon me big guy um this is sabrina claudio parks's peoples um the song is called nurture she got a new project out This is Sabrina Claudio, Parks' Peoples. Yo. The song is called Nurture. She got a new project out. It's called Nurture.

It's fine? It's fine. Yeah. If the walls I need to break down, I'm with me. But I'd need your hands in the clouds to fully surrender to me My vocal tendencies want to intensely love you internally If that's cool then let me nurture you Tell me what I need to do Cause I'm sure there's so much more to you Deeper than what's on your surface Deeper than what's on your surface Trust in me holding you down

And how to embody your purpose My vocal tendencies want to intensely Explore you extensively Intensely explore you Extensely if that's cool Then let me nurture you Tell me what I need to do I'll be your safe haven That is Nurture by Sabrina Claudio. It's a little slower than normal, but I like that record. That was nice.

I love her. She makes good music. She might be a little racist, but... People can't... She can say that. You talk about her tweets, people can't grow, admit they make mistakes

I'm here to make jokes I'm not here to Or people can be racist And still put on some fire music That is kind of true Okay Alright I don't want the smoke

Anyways My song is Whisper My Name By Addie Oasis That's what they be doing What? That's what they be doing That is exactly

What the fuck they be doing Man That's what they be doing? That is exactly what the fuck they be doing. Man. I wish I was a rapper. This type of shit I'm not. This the one for you. Yeah, baby. I know you feel the same. It's just as clear as day. Every time you come my way

I wanna hear you whisper my name Magic, like a spell in my heartbeat Every time that I breathe grows inside of me Magnet, pull me into your R.I. And now we become another entity You know I think about you every night Every night You know I Feel like I do And it's alright

Alright I know you feel the same I know you feel the same It's just as clear as day Every time you come my way Wanna hear you whisper my name Hey, alright, baby, baby Your eyes tell me where I belong Every time we kiss it feels like home

Whispers telling me you're the one Playing over in my head like a song You know I feel like I do And it's alright, alright I know you feel the same It's just as clear as day Just as clear as day Every time you come my way

I wanna hear you whisper my name I wanna hear you whisper my name I know you feel the same I know you feel the same It's just as clear as day It's just as clear as day I know you feel the same It's just as clear as day Every time you come my way Wanna hear you whisper my name

That was Whisper My Name by Addie Oasis. That shit. I like it. That shit gay. You got a sleeper? I ain't gonna lie to you. Do I get a sleeper? If you would like one, you gonna play White Lines?

I ain't gonna tell you The male sleepers boy Come off that I need dick so bad Play this Yo the male sleepers She is ready to explode You gotta go to sleep She is going

You have to go to sleep Rain Death All her sleepers be like Oh god Please come Fact Please come in

And do this Yes That song was fire fired throw me against the wall all right relax okay okay look you open the door this is a male podcast let's really not something everybody's sleeping on i'm gonna just switch it up the floor throw you against the wall you are 49 years old oh my god i'm in shape how about that break your spine I'm in shape How about that one You're gonna break his spine I'm in shape Now that's true You are in shape There's that part

I'm gonna go I can deal with a youngin Ashanti Babyface ring Oh my You fell for the new Ashanti record Holy shit

But we got em New project coming soon This gets some hype In the linebacker meeting I'm still gonna hate It don't matter A hundred bands, who is you, dawg? In my life I rent through a hundred bands What you move, dawg? You made a move, now I'm thinking with your head Knock it smooth, dawg

When you riding in that double lock Take your shoes off When you at the party, you straight turn the rules off When you at the party, you on that time I'm trying to cruise In that shirt, saying no more You wanna fuck me with my jewels on Yeah, dog club tossin' on my bitch

I just wanna rolly rolly all them up again Talkin' to your guy, he told him he did the rope again He thought it was my own show, he said it was my own show She say the mix, I'm just a chick I can't get it on the way, but I'm racin' back I'm in my own paper plates, thinkin' paper tanks I'm in my own paper bank, came from paper rain You speak on this with some pussy, but y'all hatin' now I'm just a chick, I'm just a chick I knew he would kill I'm a copy, y'all just in Miami full of foreigns call me poppy Love it when I run these hoe niggas, now they oppies

Man, I swear I hate these niggas, I'm a Nazi Fuck em, yeah Bitches say I rain on me like Ashanti I don't think it's Ashanti The song is called Ashanti You thought this was Ashanti? Yes! I don't know

Alright, mother- Ayy, alright. Ayy. Ayy. Why you trippin' out like that? Ayy. I know what he was sayin'. I'm like, chill.

Wow. Ayy. Yo, you happy now? Yo, you crazy. Long as you ain't coming on These niggas, Carson Wentz was turning up to this This was Matt Ryan's slap right here Phillip would turn up though Phillip Rivers would turn up though.

Oh nah, I'll fuck with him. Yeah, don't do that. He one of them. Watch your man. Heyyyyy, this my shit now. This nigga's bitch is sick as fuck. This nigga's terrible though. This nigga's wrong, yo. Fuck a Jolly. What's a Jolly?

It's so old. It's just so old, yo. You know what a Jolly is? Yes, Antoine. What is it? What's a Jolly Rancher? Oh, they put that in the lean? Yes.

Yes. Mm-hmm. Yo, you have to do a drug before you die. No, anyone will do. Fuck you talking. Anyone will do. Any drug. Yeah, this nigga, man.

Take a Tylenol, nigga. Go pee in a cup for me, man. Fuck out of here. You know what I mean? Oh, man. You know what I mean? P.O. been wilding lately. You know what I mean Oh man I mean P.O. been wilding lately I mean I gotta go up in here

With some clean urine She said don't try it again Let you slide this time Yeah Now this shit right One time she asked me Is this shit piss That's when I had to start

Putting the pee in the microwave Yo I forgot You gotta keep it hot You gotta in the microwave I used to put that pee in there for 20 minutes hey I had to take a drive I had to take a drive how was the pee gonna stay hot Jensen I could tell people that never had to think throughout the whole problem. Service. All right, y'all. I really enjoyed this podcast.

Hey, Flip, I don't know what you're going to do now. Now all the niggas that hate you, now they got ammunition. We gave it to them, too. That was ish. You got to violate ish when you get back, Flip. That was crazy. As I hear it came, settle on your seat. Yo, yo, you know, niggas in the comments be trying to roast me

because you are you and we sit you on that seat, they say. This is the actual seat. No, but I mean, we got that seat. There's other seats, but I mean, they say for us to sit the big football nigga on the high tier in the middle is foul. I'm going to tell you, y'all are way more comfortable. I can't even. It's not.

It's not. They hate it. It's not. They hate it. Oh, you got some. You little. You. They hate it, right?

No. You thought you had a way. No. No. No. No. No. Galentine.

It be your own podcasters. I should know. No. Sometimes I just want a little bit more back support, you know? Yo, she is dying, I'm telling you. She is ready to go. Back support up. No, they hate these couches.

They hate these couches. They are really aesthetically pleasing. But the thing I care, they look good. Yeah. They look great. Yeah. Corey came with me and my mom sometimes to try to design this place. Him and I specifically designed for not their comfort.

Like, we literally was sitting on shit like, a little too comfy. You get too comfy, you get lazy, though. This is too comfortable. You can't pod too comfortable. I agree. You can't. I agree. So I like that these things are like,

oh, my back, oh, I got to, yeah, it's a job. Yo, look what they complain about the job. Oh, it's a hard time getting up. This white couch. Yo, you want me to tell you what I was complaining about at the fucking post office during Christmas? Hot seasonal gig, $16 an hour, $19.96. Yo, you want me to tell you what I was complaining about at the fucking post office during Christmas? Hot seasonal gig.

$16 an hour, 1996. You want to talk about some complaints? How long you work there? Don't do that. I worked there a couple years. In the 90s, that was the job to get. If you worked at the post office, nigga, it was like being them, a football player. During Christmas.

With free stamps? Yes, the fucking what? Overtime. Overtime Overtime And it would always Guaranteed to be overtime Nah $16 an hour in 96 That's high That was something

When you were a kid But with overtime That shit turned into Something different We was never seeing Checks We was never seeing Checks like that

And they always need The workers So if you wanted to work You could work. Who was you complaining about? Huh? You said, what was you complaining about?

Shit, who the fuck is in that truck? At 5 a.m. You, nigga. Nah, they had the big foreign niggas with the back support shits on there

picking up washing machines like, nigga, no. Dog, you think the post office is sweet dudes was in there breaking bones for the forklift stop playing in that poster don't go in there thinking she's sweet you will die in the post office what you think they're doing Amazon now word ain't even let you take a piss yeah you can't even piss at Amazon they lucky that I'm a podcaster Boy it would be so easy To rob some of these niggas today

If you would have told me In the 90s Little nigga that tried To be a stick up kid That All the mail would just arrive To everyone's house By the same truck

Outside Outside They got niggas that follow Around the same time If you would have told me In the 90s that Uber Hey A strange car outside. They got niggas that follow them? Around the same time. Hey, if you would have told me in the 90s that Uber, hey, a strange car can just pick people up

and drop them off and wait in front of people's houses. You could sit somewhere. You know, sometimes them Uber niggas, they will sit at the drop-off spot. Oh, yeah. For 20 minutes now.

Mm-hmm. Before we end this podcast, I'll tell y'all about some of my privilege. If I'm in an Uber and that nigga pick up the next ride while I'm in there, me and him gonna square up when I get out. I don't like that shit.

Nigga, focus. Focus on the job at hand, nigga. It's a $35 ride. Don't go picking up the next ride. They on their phone. He not even looking at the road-ish. I never did that before. Well, you never drove Uber. No, I never been in an Uber and they picked up somebody else.

No, no, no. They don't. You here. You on the phone. He accepting the ride on the phone. Yeah. He looking at you in the back. I'm just niggering.

I'm about to tip. All right. That's me. That's what I look like? Wow, nah. I look like a n***a that just don't tip? You do it to everybody, man. Yo, you know what's funny? I'm going to start this record over. On this podcast, this podcast can teach you some things.

I came on here and said how I don't tip during the Uber Eats shit like when they, well, used to. When they asked you to tip on Uber Eats, I used to change it to get the fuck out my face. And the service community let me have it out there. And so now I leave it. If that shit be on 20%, I leave it. I don't even move it to 18.

I leave it. Go ahead and take a little $4, nigga. Bring your food to the right house, don't spit in it. Priority, my John. Take the little bigger. Always, always. Oh, priority. in it. Priority, my John. Take the little bigger. Always. Always. Always priority. Priority. Always priority.

Wait, am I even sharing airspace with niggas that don't pay the extra priority fee? Gotta pay the priority fee. Gotta do. We waiting for what? I need that to be five minutes. Priority mean, go like. Yo, this nigga don't know nothing. I know.

Great. Last week you told me, I pride myself because I know a little bit about a lot. Shut up, nigga. Ish. Uber eats ain't. Ish. Look, the Uber drivers might pick up

three different orders. Shits he got. Yeah, orders. You priority me when he pick yours up, he going straight to you first. You automatically,

even if stop two and three is on the way to you, you still get first. I would pay for that. What happens if everybody go do priority? I always wonder that. Ultra, ultra priority. I'm paying it. I still get first. I would pay for that. What happens if everybody go do priority? We need an ultra, ultra priority. I'm paying it. I pay priority first. I don't care. Let somebody else pick

my shit up then. Well, I'm going to win because I ain't ordering, but from somewhere that's five minutes away anyway. Yeah, word. I get mad when I order some shit or order an Uber and the nigga talking about, all right, hold up. Be right there. We got to drop something. No, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Drop that off. No, no, no, no. I don't care nothing about their well-being. And don't pull up with an Uber bike either. I don't play Uber bikes. Oh, they don't really fuck with that. Uber bike, shit.

Who you talking to? They love that shit. Yeah. City bikes, I don't like. They don't fuck with that neither. See, the other niggas, they put me on. The other niggas, they be using the bike. They use the bike because they license suspended.

Or they don't got insurance. Or they don't have insurance. So they, I say they in the bike, but they really be in the car. You really like now though if you bike in though Like I feel like you shouldn't have a job different. No, not a nigga told me cuz I saw one time I'm like, yo this shit say you on the highway with a bike But he pulled up in a car. Oh Yeah, you put it down by insurance you don't have no insurance, you don't have no license, then you can't. You can't be in a car. Wait, hold on. You watched this thing where your Uber driver at?

No, he just schooled me. I be wondering why it shows the bike and sometimes a car pulls up. Because his papers ain't right. He can't drive a car. He's a fucking felon. I will arrest him. Man, give me that bag. Salute the scammer, man.

He got you your food, nice and hot. Salute the scammer. He found a way around the system. He found a way around the system. Heute the scammer, man. He got you your food, nice and hot. Salute the scammer. He found a way around the system. He found a way around the system. He still do. Yeah, nigga. You know how many years I couldn't get a job because of it? You was rapping.

Few of them years I needed a job. Touché. Word. Hey, I'm like, damn, man. I should have listened to Dylan. Got my CD out you would have really been pumping I heard you

I said it the mic was perfect to your mouth when you had a little joke listen keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time We bid you adieu Farewell Adios

Arrivederci Hasta la vista Au revoir So long Goodbye If you listening out there If you a day one listener You probably heard

How I got through all of that With mad breath left They didn't even beep it Hey Turn this up god goddammit. Chill me with your loving ring. Oh, man. Nigga, breathe now.

Now you're going through runs. Oh, man. Nah, that was great. Yo, we'll be back. Same time, same place next week. Y'all hold it down peace love health wealth prosperity to y'all out there remember life is a series of moments and moments pass so get you some ass before your day gets to its last. And before we go,

remember the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel and did travel to somebody's skybox. I seen y'all out there. I seen you stagnant hoes out there. And the closed-minded women were also in those skyboxes. Everybody was out there, boy.

And we gonna' go ahead Appropriate music to end with You little hussies I got a new appreciation for this song Why do you know the birds? Oh my god Are you trying to give it back? Bust it

Be the niggas where the credits is rolling on the movie And you can still hear the actors talking about this god damn it uh where'd it go jbp jbp where would you be without the jbp did you do it did you? Yo, did you back up? Yeah, what was that? You had to give a little sauce. Hold up, you could do a whole dance with your linebacker buddies when y'all make a play. We can't get a little.

That's hate, that's hate, that's hate. That is hate, that is hate. We gone. I did not know the nigga was busting on the chick.