The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 611 | "Butt Naked or Bounce"

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

The JBP begins this episode discussing Spring Break in Miami (14:22) as well as the current beef between Bad Bunny & Devin Booker (19:48). Rudolph Isley is suing his brother Ron over the rights to ‘The Isley Brothers’ trademark (29:20), Larsa Pippen & Donald Trump find themselves in the news again (47:09), and Joe gives his recap of the Hulu documentary on Jared from Subway. **SPOILER ALERT** A busy week in TV land as the gang discusses Amazon Prime’s new show ‘Swarm’ as well as other finales like ‘Your Honor’ (1:05:30). Also, the guys talk about their current health (1:26:38), Part of the Show (2:03:00), + MORE! Sleeper Picks: Joe | Mac Ayres - “If You’re Feeling Lost” Ice | Money Man (feat. Babyface Ray) - “Drums” Parks | Jay Royale (feat. Styles P & DJ Crypt) - “End Game” Ish | Alex Vaughn (feat. Ari Lennox) - “Demon Time (Remix)” Melyssa | Kilo Kish - “Elegance”

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Why? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't tell what the fucking weather is because this one look like it's cold outside

and you look like it's hot as shit outside. It's beautiful outside. Today is the first full day of spring and you look like it's hot as shit outside. It's beautiful outside. Today is the first full day of spring and I dressed like Count Dracula. Y'all look like

a boy band man a little bit. I thought it was Prince's birthday or something. You got the lapels on your joints. He's got a black blouse. If he was in a boy band with me

he'd have to stand way in the back. Old edition. Nigga got the triple collar. With a button at the top. Old edition. You the man, bro. Ragged edge.

Yeah. Raggedy edge. Give him that hat, though. Ragged edge. He look like the felon version of me. Nah. Let me tell you, Ice was supposed to buy me a black tee from the hood. And they going to hit me, yo, the store closed, yo.

You don't have a black tea in your house? No, not a good one. But why? Isn't that like a staple? Because once you wash them, shit's going to be trash. Melissa, ask them again, please. Isn't that like a staple? Yeah.

Like black teas and white teas. Yes. To have like a stack of them. Why don't you have the staples? Because once you wash them a couple times, they are wrapped. Let me hear you educate

your way out of this one. Nah, for me, once you wash them a few times, they get fucked up. So then you have to get more. You get more, yeah. Buy them in bulk, yo. That's why they're cheap.

Yeah, they're cheap as shit. It's been the winter time. But let's see the one that you got. Never, ever, ever. I was going to ask him to take his jacket off, but I figured he got it on for me

you got a little couple little lint rolls on that shit tight all that that's a Carhartt jacket I'm asking that's that card I cross the street when I see niggas I cross the street when I see y'all niggas.

Far from Carhartt, please. With black tins. It's cool. My bad. Look, kick him. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Toes out.

Yo, are you about to rob the podcast? Word. You out on cargo. Jarga cargos. Jargos. They got us lotioned up. You got a date or something, yo. Shorty getting off the plane?

No, Shorty's not getting off the plane. Hey, baby, if you're listening. No, you know what's funny? I have no idea why I dress like this. It's nice out. That shit inspires you. There's no reason. It's a celebration of spring.

I'm not going anywhere. Fuck spring. I don't have anything to do. You just went and said, you know what? Give me that blouse right there. Or they called it a blouse. I mean, shirt You just went and said, you know what? Give me that blouse right there. Your nigga called it a blouse. I mean, shirt, shirt. You know, you know.

I started dressing good an hour ago. Shut up, man. I still can't dress. That nigga got hold of it. I got to take my shirt off so I can match y'all. You know what I mean? Oh, he about to show you what a black T-sport will look like. Oh, he's starting on you.

I'm not. I'm not. But we got to match. That's it. Now we match. We all blacked out. I'm not. I'm not. But we got a match. That's it. Now we match. We all blacked out. Yeah, man. I ain't got black on.

Shirts versus blouses. Nigga, I don't know. I don't know what you're wearing. I'm sweating. Navy. All right, man. That's all I want on problems. Beautiful day outside.

Y'all know what time it is. I'm in my bag. Best part in the world And it go Lying in my bed, you cross my mind Jazzy, what up? Shout out to the first and last time listeners, wherever you might be listening from Apple, Spotify, SoundCloud, Google, YouTube, bootlegs, Patreon

Shout out to the bootleggers Couldn't do it without you 40 and up, 40 and up, shout out to y'all Shout out to the happy relationships out there And the niggas planning to break up That weather getting nice, huh? And she getting annoying. I can't fight. Should we give it one more shot?

Shout out to everybody in Miami. Wait a minute. It reeks in my mouth. Feeling good, feeling great. Salutations. I love when I have a good, well-rested weekend and come in here like this. Oh, boy. Replace.

Replace. All right. Come on, man. This was springtime when I was outside. Shout out to Finesse, man. This was springtime when I was outside. Shout out to Finesse, too. Shout out to the sundresses out there. Shout out to the girls that made it through winter without a coat. I can't believe you made it.

You made it. You ain't even need one. You was right. It don't even get cold out loud. Nah, you right, girl. Chase that romance beat. don't tickle my fancy Tiffany Nancy, that's not where my plans be Be the girl I can stand

Ice, you put a clean in my You put a clean in my computer Most of these girls be confusing me I don't know if they really love me or they using me Maybe it's the money or maybe you ain't used to me Cause you was depressed and now you abusing me That's why I need me a girl to be true Oh, them abusive girls with the good pussy, shout out to y'all

Pussy dripping down your thigh Why you hit me? Well, girl, you hit me, now let's try I need a girl to ride, ride with me I need a girl to's right on my mind I need a girl in my world I need a girl to ride with me I need a girl to be my wife I need a girl who makes me feel so good inside

I need a girl in my world I need a girl in my world I need a girl in my world I need a girl in my world I can't believe you put a clean version on my computer You should be ashamed of yourself You really should be ashamed of yourself What I should be. You really should be ashamed of yourself. That's disgusting.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man? Disgusting. Spring back, Ole! Fuck y'all thought, man. You know Ish at pergola tonight. Oh, we getting the lamb sliders. Now he's going to get a shirt fur. We getting the slider.

Let's go, Ish. So anything can go to no good. You know Ish pulling up to Burlington Burgers. We gettin' the lamb sliders. Now you're gonna get a shirt fur. We gettin' a slider. Let's go, Ish. You know Ish pullin' up the Burlington fur. You not gonna pull up to Burlington, get that fit right? Hey! You got a black tee at Burlington, man. Huh? You can get a black tee at Burlington.

Yeah, man. You don't have a black tee. I'm good. Damn, he's bougie. I'm good Anybody wherever you might be listening from a lot to get to maybe not Chill man microphone check one two one Maybe not Chill, man Microphone check One, two What is this? Let me hit these drops

Let me hit them fast If the podcast seems like it's moving faster No, you didn't hit that 1.5 button at the lower right. We're just speeding through this thing because it's a beautiful day outside. Someone said they put our shit on 0.5 the other day. It was a vibe. Yeah, I'm going to try that. 0.5 is the slow one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, yo, listen to this shit slow down. I already talk too slow. They chopping screwed us. I'm trying to talk faster. Somebody said it was popping at that speed. For real? Yeah. I'm going to check it out. I'm going to have to listen to that. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. You got it. That's when my fuck game get good. When I turn the stroke down. I turn the stroke down about.5. Start putting your whole pelvis. Slow sex is way better than trying to climb inside you, yo. You got it.

Now start putting the whole., my God, man. It's over for that rabbit sex shit. Oh, yeah. Too old for that. Yeah. I got to let these seven count. If I'm rabbit fucking you, I'm tired of fucking you. Yeah.

I'm just trying to get this thing out of here. Sometimes I tap you on the bottom of the ass. Pop, pop. I'll jerk it out from here, mama. Hey, you did such a great job that I'll finish. I got it. I saw, I saw. Pop, pop.

No, it's all right. You got it. They feel so bad sometimes. How are you? You sure? Yes. Yes. All right, is there anything I could do?

No. Touch on me still. No, no, it's okay. Oh, they so cute. Shout out to y'all out there. What episode is this? 6-11? No Touch on me still No, no, it's okay Oh, they so cute Shout out to y'all out there What episode is this? 6-11? 6-11

Welcome to episode 6-11 Of the Joe Budden Podcast I'm your humble, gracious, grateful And highly favored host Joe Budden Here with a few of my nearest and dearest The amazing and beautiful Melissa Ford is here

Hey everybody Lumberjack-ish Is here today Urban Lumberjack-ish is here today. Urban lumberjack-ish. Lumber sexual. That's the term that us girls use. I'm sorry? Lumber sexual. You just really grilled out that joke.

You just really did. Okay, sorry. This nigga is dressed like an urban outfitter. We got Big Ice here. Big Ice. Parks is here. Poets here. Ian's here. Corey is here. Keeb Ice here. Big Ice. Freeze is here. Parks is here. Poe is here.

Ian's here. Corey is here. Keeb is here. Erickson is in the back. Flip could not be here with us today because he is out making money elsewhere. Wow. Moonlighting. Yeah.

With that being said, how's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? Good. Amazing. Fantastic. I am so glad that the weather is starting to turn. Left the jacket at home. You know what I mean? I didn't go that far. I didn't go that the weather is starting to turn. Left the jacket at home. You know what I mean?

I didn't go that far. I didn't go that far. It's still a little chilly. No. You only live a step away. I'm like across the street like fogger. You know what? Just invite all the stalkers over.

Just invite all the stalkers and the dildos to my apartment. I'm sorry? Wait. What? What is going on? How was everyone's weekend? invite all the stalkers and the dildos to my apartment. I'm sorry? Wait, what? What is going on? How was everyone's weekend? Yeah, I'm not,

I'm not, hey, I'm not playing right now. I'm not even playing today. How was it? Yo, y'all had a good weekend? Yeah, yeah. Weekend was great. Weekend was great.

Yep, yep. When I got drunk on my people on St. Patrick's Day, which was annoying, but you know. Why is that annoying? I was jealous. I couldn't go out and get drunk on St. Patrick's Day. Why didn't you go you know. Why is that annoying? I was jealous.

I couldn't go out and get drunk on St. Patrick's Day. Why didn't you go out? I had my daughter. Oh. So did you do like bar crawling and shit like that? I mean, yeah, a little bit.

Yeah. It's too much. It's too much. It's a, they call it rookie nights. Hold on, hold on, tell me, tell me. Yeah, facts.

Tell me, you love New Orleans. Yeah, I do. Don't tell me about nothing being too much in drinking. You can't walk outside. I wish it was still pandemic rules. If it was that, then it would have been lit. What do you mean you can't walk outside?

With the liquor, with the drink. Got it. They stopped it? Oh, oh, okay. I'm saying in the street. You go to the bar, get a drink, walk outside. That's what's lit about New Orleans. If it's too packed in here, it's getting too crazy, I'm going to go outside.

In New York, you're just waiting behind 50 motherfuckers at the bar for an hour to get a Guinness that takes two minutes to pour got you got a coat on right that's definitely car wash while they're outside that drink comes outside

that's a car wash oh you know I was at the car wash I'm at the car wash you know I went to the car wash right I was early to go to the car wash

yo the car wash is such an ego check for me the nigga in front of me had the O-Range peeking on through my windshield I ain't even get out the car watch Is such an ego check For me The nigga in front of me Had the O range Peeking on through My windshield I ain't even get out

The car until that Poverty move Move nigga Why is you Peeking in my shit You the reason Why niggas Tent the windshield

Yo you're an idiot Get the fuck out of my face Yo this guy Is a fucking idiot Shout out the dude though Man that car watch Was packed Shout out

Car watch was packed. I got a feeling the weekend going to be nice, too. I just bring up a good point, man. Yo, on the weekends that you have your child, that don't be the greatest weekend. Like, you get your child when it's raining, snowing. No, no, no. I got it back. This is what I'm saying.

When you don't have your child. Oh, that't have your child, it's raining and snowing. Cold as hell, yeah. When you do have your child, it's picnics, parades, orgies. It's a blast. And you are sitting home being a dad. Being a dad. I can see how that would go. And then one time I tried to reverse it.

Hey, we need to switch weekends next weekend. We need to switch because I got something to do. Don't you know the universe fucking switched with me? Don't you know the universe switched with me? All the lit shit. It's cool. Cinco de Mayo coming up. The Nor'easter just had made a left turn.

That'd be the bullshit. That's the bullshit. It's all good. I don't get jealous often. I don't. But they'd be dads. Yo, they'd be so unbothered. They don't care.

You see them on Instagram living their best life Eating, drinking With their friends Vacations Bitches Yo they be so unbothered I'm just saying sometimes

Forget it yo Sometimes you get so jealous Jealous of them deadbeat. I don't be jealous. Jealous of them deadbeat dads. I don't be jealous often. Yo, what's wrong with you? Deadbeat dads be on the yacht. Oh, man.

All them deadbeat dads are probably in South Beach right now from Miami Spring Break, right? Probably. That's probably where they are. You better go now because they're about to shut that shit down. Not thinking about it. Yo, pick up and go. I'm joking. Money long.

Huh? Right? Ain't got to pay for the kids. All that, they keep the same quality. I'm like, no. No, not keeping any of it. All right, come on, it's joking. Come on, I'm joking, I'm joking.

Come on, I'm joking. Miami, spring break. Shout out to everybody participating in spring break safely, hopefully. Please be careful and cautious. What is happening down here? There's been a couple shootings. Yeah, so they got a curfew going. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, they've definitely implemented a curfew because there's been a lot of violence and Miami is just like, it's not the Miami of 2001

when we went down there and it was just like Sodom and Gomorrah. Now the government is literally like, no, we're not having that. That's what happened. Yeah.

And that's rare for Florida. Florida usually be giving a fuck. Bro, this happened last year. No, it didn't happen here. Every spring break, the niggas go do nigga shit. But don't. Y'all always do that.

It ain't the niggas. It's new kids. So then say that. It's insane new niggas. Don't say niggas. It's these new kids. Yeah, same shit. It ain't the same shit. Don't group everybody up in that mess. Again, when I say niggas. Don't say niggas. It's these new kids. Yeah, same shit. They ain't the same shit.

Don't group everybody up in that mess. Again, when I say niggas, I'm not talking about black people. I'm talking about niggas. Stopping at every hotel on the left side of the strip to see the girl we knew to live there. I don't know who these kids are doing today.

How old is too old for you guys to go down to South Beach during spring break? What's considered too old? I'm not going to South Beach at any point. When did you tell yourself, okay, all right, I gotta start, this is not my jam no more.

Honestly? Yeah. When I had enough money to go somewhere else. Okay. Y'all would've, not even trying to be funny. No, y'all would've cracked me. Once I could, I don't even go there. I'm not even playing with you. Nah, I was gonna say, once I knew I could do better, I tried to do better.

I'm not staying in the Clevelander, Joe. I'm not doing it. I'm sorry. We disagreed. I think there's so many beautiful places domestically that you could travel. That's my point, not Miami. No, no, no. Forget Miami.

No, she just... We talking about what she says. Yeah, yeah, yeah. South Beach during spring break. When was the year you guys were like, meh, this is not, this isn't, this isn't.

I did it one time and that was good enough for me. I said, all right, cool. Same. Yeah. Yeah. I can go find somewhere else in Miami. There's plenty of dope spots in Miami

and the surrounding areas to go turn up. Sodom, Gomorrah, and guns. They added guns to it. Yeah. You got it, fam. These little niggas is different. I'm not going out there.

But I also didn't go to college. They was stomping on cars. They ain't go to college. That's out there. What you talking about? Niggas go to Art Basel that ain't never bought a piece of art in their life. Black Film Festival.

Niggas ain't going to watch the films. They going to watch heaven in them. Going to G5. I think Miami is nice when all that traffic is not. That's what I heard too. They said the locals

literally go indoors and won't come outside until, they said like Wednesday, you'll just see Miami come back to normal. Because all of, you know what I'm come back to normal. Cause all of, all of,

you know what I'm saying? They all gone. All the foreigners have gone. Yeah. That's crazy. And I can't really sit here and talk about Miami cause I'm talking about South beach, which is not Miami.

Yeah. It's almost different. That's what Norby said. That's not Miami. That's like, that's like somebody coming in and talking about Times Square. Facts. Yeah, exactly.

It's the equivalent of that. So shout out to the people enjoying their spring break. Please be careful. Word up. But once the weather get hot, I imagine niggas about to start getting shot again. I mean, that's the way it always goes, it seems like. I hope they take these masks off. I want them to make them take them off.

It's time. Make them take them off. Yeah, like dog, it's adding to the pow pow. You could come in the spot with a mask, rob a nigga, and get out of there. I'm not in no spot where the gentlemen have a mask on around me. It's over for that. It's over for that now. Nah, they still be having

that shit on. Like COVID masks? Yeah. Newark, man. Y'all gotta get the fuck out of here. Y'all in there. Y'all got to get the fuck out of here. Y'all in there. Y'all friends with the robbers. The law has changed. You don't have to be that way. I told you what my cousin called me.

He locked up and was like, yo, wait, so y'all walking around with masks and gloves on, like going into stores and shit? He was like wishing he was home so he could just go rob niggas. I still got all my fancy masks that I ordered off of Amazon. Same. Not in case COVID come back, but in case I fall upon hard times.

Have to get back in the street. You'll get the itch again. Really learning. That mask though. You'll get the itch again. Cool shysty. Amazon man. Get you Cool shysty Amazon man Get you a shysty

And call yourself Call it a day It's hard nowadays though Niggas don't got cash You'll be a shitty robber Nowadays Yo just cash at me What you got

Pull your bark Hold up Right now Pull your bark Hold up You fucked up Think about that Just take a nigga phone

It don't translate To no spanky Nigga's broken Nah I'm back to Laying up on the Brinks truck. Oh, good luck. Fam, that Brinks truck, that be by Acme. That nigga 90. He need to retire.

I watch him every day. Look at your brain. I watch him all the time and be like, boy, if it wasn't for this little podcast, I could take that gun off your head. That Acme nigga is 95 over there. This nigga the case to Acme Briggs truck. I just came in here for a Pepsi, but since you got all this money on you.

Yo, come on. What do y'all want to talk about? Want to talk about Dick some more? BMF? BMF? No, it's over for that. No flashing D. Trump being arrested. Let's talk about Bad Bunny. Let's talk about Parks Guy. Okay, let's do it. What No flashing D. Trump being arrested.

Let's talk about Bad Bunny. Let's talk about Parks Guy. Okay, let's do it. What's up with your man, yo? He's been beefing, man. Him and Devin Booker are shooting at each other. Bad Bunny versus Devin Booker is the mode. Can we get a real official light-skinned nigga beef?

Like, I hate these. Like, this is why niggas get a bad rep. Look at these soft-ass niggas. This nigga done went and got 500 surgeries, and now I want to talk tough to some niggas get a bad rep. Look at these soft ass niggas. This nigga done went and got 500 surgeries and now want to talk tough to some niggas. Shut up. And Devin Booker can't even shoot back right. Oh, he's still talking. Nah, you niggas is boring.

That's why I like hip hop. Shoot somebody. Nigga, pull up to the event and stab that nigga in the shoulder. Make sure he never shoot a jump shot again. Make sure he don't got a three ball no more. The whole NBA was worried about Paul Pierce when Benzino and them was running around.

Yeah. That'll stop that. You athletes need to learn y'all can't beef with musicians. Y'all will lose. Yeah. Y'all will lose.

If Bad Bunny decide to just have some shit done to you, nigga, that's your last little pretty jump shot. And then they got a following. Yeah.

And a big following. And a whole Latin America. And a deep pocket. That too. Definitely would got money, man. Chill out. Stop it. I get it. Ain't got that much.

Not like Bad Bunny. Ain't got that much. I mean, like, what he would. He made a half a billion. He don't have that much. Stupid shit last year. He do not have that much. Stop it.

Yeah, you got to chill out-ish. This is back to what I was telling you. I take the top 5% of the musicians, if you're talking about any of you little athlete niggas. He don't want to see Bad Bunny. Say something. I'm trying to think. Ain't no thing to do.

Oh, yo. Bro, there's nothing to think about. What don't you know? Let's talk it out. Top 5%. No, we staying on Bad Bunny and Devin Booker. Devin Booker signed the max. Good.

Wait, only one? How many? What's his sneaker deal? Do we have a smoothie deal? Gatorade, Powerade, Pepsi? Don't. Good year, Blant. You better have something else.

I think I remember the stat. Bad Bunny's concert tickets alone last year was a half a bill. Yeah, but that's not his spanky, right? I don't know how that works. A significant portion. Maybe it's 20%. Was a half a bill. So he made $100 million.

How much did Devin Booker make? Probably about $60. Rest assured. You got your point off. Listen, Ish, we don't have to waste time on this Devin Booker's clap back

lets you know that Bad Bunny makes a lot more money he's worried about another man again yeah hey y'all need to retire that clap back

that's over for that yeah you worried about another man yeah that's exactly what I'm worried about and he didn't sound worried

he said when he said the sun's hotter in Puerto Rico or some shit as opposed to Arizona. Like, are you just saying a little spicy? Sun's hotter in Puerto Rico. You championing that corny ass? No, it's corny. I started this with this is some corny light-skinned bullshit beef.

The sun's hotter. Fam, we both rich. Just go get some more box. It neverinned bullshit beef. The sun's hotter. Fam, we both rich. Just go get some more box. It never goes like that. Stop it. No. If you rich and your girl leave you and come to me, and I'm rich too,

yeah, I got to say something about you now. Go on, argue with me. I took your girl. Yo, nigga. Your money couldn't keep her. Thanks. My money longer. I'm going to go find, I don't care if she can't spell cat.

She's going to be the baddest motherfucker out. If I had to pay. If it's a beef. If I had to pay. You're going to look like you're doing it to get better. You're going to look like a sucker. Yeah, that's facts. She not.

The bitch can't spell cat. They don't know that. They don't know that, yo. When she see me on that red carpet with this monster thing, I'm like, oh, okay, he caught that. Nah, you're going to look salty. I'm going to look like I'm wet. Didn't Michael B. Jordan do that after, not to bring him up again, after the Lori shit? Who did?

He popped out with somebody. And they killed him. They was like, nigga. No, he killed him because she was white. That's why they killed him, probably. They killed him because she wasn't fire. Was she fire? I don't remember how she looked. I don't remember either. I remember she was white. It was on they killed him, probably. They ain't kill him because she wasn't fire. Was she fire? I don't remember how she looked.

I don't remember either. I remember she was white. It was on his ass. Tearing him up. But listen, back to Bad Bunny now, right? Seems that he's being sued by his ex

in the same kind of case that Drake went through for Marvin's room where he used that voice note of a young lady and she took him to court because, hey, that's my voice on your song.

Yeah. So Bad Bunny apparently has an ex who left him a voice note that he chopped up the word baby from the voice note and put it on

a few different songs on his album. It was like his tag, yeah. Yeah. So she wants a million. Give me some of that fire on the million.

Yeah, that's a mistake. That's a mistake on his part. Damn. She wants some millions. He's trying to settle. He offered her $2,000. Oh, shit.

Yo. He offered her two grand. He offered her a hoodie? Wait, wait, wait. Here's some VIP to you. Hold up. Hold up. Come on.

Where's she from? Ice, I wouldn't give a fuck where she from. She know what he got. Yeah, but, you know. I'm not settling on a court for a sweater. Two grand over there? No. No. Ice, sit down. She turned down the two grand. He counted with 20 grand.

She turned that down as well. She said 40 million, I think, right? Yeah, she wanted a lot of millions. Yeah. He better settle. Oh, she gonna get about two, three. Yeah, she gonna get sevens. Then Shorty crack Drake. I don't know what she got,

but... They settled. They settled. They settled. We never gonna know because the NDA is in there. They don't tell nobody. But she's chilling.

I don't know why artists make that mistake. I mean, I've done it a million times too. Yeah, I was about to say, you better... Nigga, I'm me. My career was worth

all of $750. Not now, nigga. Knock on wood, man. Little man might come. Remember me? I don't play. I don't play now. Remember me?

I don't play now. Don't catcall me, nigga. Little man gonna come. Little man gonna come. Remember me? Remember me? While we on No, little man gonna come. Little man gonna come. Remember me. Remember me? While we on that, Andrew Wiggins,

Andrew Wiggins' girl refuted those rumors. Okay. Saying, y'all believe anything. How could y'all believe that I was leaving

that fan, and I was like, that didn't tell me that didn't happen. I'm a man. Wait, that's what she said? No,

what did she say? You said I'm a man? Yes. What? She said nothing else? Yeah, she said What did he say You said I'm a man Yes What She said nothing else Yeah she said It's totally false And how could y'all believe that And I'm growing sicker and sicker

Of the internet And it's rumors It's so hard for me Hard for me to live Got it Got you That shit might be true That shit might be true

Anyway what was we talking about Bad Bunny Bad Bunny Bad Bunny in the lawsuit Parks Yeah Yeah I mean What do you got Pay up

Pay up Got it Congratulations on the Kylie or whichever Jenner He won Kendall Jenner Congratulations You got that buddy

Parks You gotta pay up I'm about to do my Joe shit Go ahead You don't win women Parks Oh no she gotta go We don't win women Tiger Woods Tiger Woods X Open Woods, Tiger Woods X.

Open this shit. Tiger Woods X say that it's suing him for like $300 million. Suing him for $30 million for locking her out of his home following their breakup. Yo. Yo, girls. Melissa. Come on, yo. Help.

Answer this. Please tell me what the punitive damages were that were worth $30 million. I had to go sleep at the Best Western? Get the fuck out of here. What are you talking about? Get out. I don't really fuck with Mel because you championed that Larsa Pippen shit last week. What did I champion?

Her. I did not champion. You did. Fucking a kid. Fucking a kid. Oh, my God. I so did not. But not just fucking.

I so did not. Targeting just fucking. I so did not. Targeting, scamming. I did not. Grooming. Grooming. That's the word. That's the word. Grooming.

Groomed them. It's looking a little groomish. I'm not going to run away from that. Also, I did sit here and say I cannot defend the actions of every bitch out there, okay? This story sounds fucking insane. 30 million because he kicked you out the actions of every bitch out there. Okay? This story sounds fucking insane. 30 million because he kicked you out the house? I don't know what the fuck. Bitch, if you don't go get a room at the Ritz.

I don't care where you go. Get out. You sleeping in a car. Baby, get out. No, go ahead. To the Ritz. I got you. You won't come back in here no more. Ritz. Martha's changing locks tomorrow. Amid her breakup with the professional golfer, Erica Herman asked for a court to void a nondisclosure agreement

she signed when they first began dating in 2017. She cited a law that allows NDAs to be nullified in cases of sexual assault. Ooh, shit. Now, court documents related to the lawsuit she filed just after their split in October have surfaced and were obtained by people. Of course, were obtained by people. Were obtained. So, fuck up, people.

Obtained. Paid for by people. Yeah. What, man? Women are going crazy. Hey, dude, you better be careful out here. Yeah, word. Be careful.

Where the NDA don't matter anymore? That's crazy, B. Well, if a certain- So, we're going to circumvent the NDA. But she's saying that the NDA is circumvented, like it should be null and void because of sexual assault. So she's claiming to be assaulted? That's what it says.

That's irresponsible. That's a huge claim to make. It's irresponsible to play out in the court of public opinion. If there is sexual assault here and there was a crime committed here, then let's take care of it. Then he should be punished. And I don't want to hear about the money. I don't want to hear about all this money shit.

I want to hear about justice for eviction. That is true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, some sicko shit. While we're on lawsuits, Rudolph Isley suing Ronald Isley. I love the Isleys. That might be one of my favorite family movies.

That's fucked up. We about to order. No, no favorite families. That's fucked up. We about to order. No, no, no. That's fucked up. Like, you just hate to hear that. You know what I'm saying? Somebody that had 50 years in the music business being successful, now they beefing.

That shit is terrible. It's like... I love to hear it. I don't have a job if that kind of don't happen. So what's the suit over? Ronald Isley went and trademarked the Isley name and didn't include his brother in the paperwork, in the trademarked paperwork.

Remember that old commercial? Gotta be quicker than that. Rudolph claims that things used to be split 50-50, Rudolph claims that it used to things used to be split 50-50 but now Ron Ronald has kept a lot of big deals to himself including a multi-million dollar publishing deal I mean don't say nothing crazy I tell you right now don't say nothing crazy you said ice right yes okay I'll say nothing crazy. You said Ice, right? Yes. Okay. Go ahead, Ice. Say something crazy.

Just me. Okay? What's the brother that sued him? What's his name? Rudolph. Rudolph. Who the fuck is Rudolph? I ain't never heard of him

until today. I've been listening to him since the 40s. I can name five Rudolfs. Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Kyle Rudolf. Man, Rudolfs I know before Rudolf Isley. Bro, that dog.

Bam, bam. Give Ronald his money, nigga. Word. I checked to make sure it wasn't the guitar dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. It wasn't him. No. The guitar yeah, yeah. No, no. It wasn't him. No.

The guitar dude. Oh, okay. If I got Ronald Eisley. No, no, no. That's what I thought it was. We would never get disrespectful to him. No. I think the brother does it.

We don't know the other nigga, the guitar nigga's name, neither. He's not. He's a pitcher. We don't know his name, though. You get what I'm saying? I knew his name, though. I knew his name at one point. I don't know it right now.

He's famous. He's big. I want to say, is it Eddie? Wait, you talking about Ernie? It's with an E. The guitarist.

The one that played, the one that put him on the verses. Yes. That's what, we know him. I don't know his name. I didn't know that nigga's name. I don't know who Rudolph is.

Rudolph got it. I thought that was Rudolph. He was one of the original, one of the original artists. Oh, yeah. Rudolph was. The old day shit,

yeah. So what? Nigga, was he around For Float On? Good question Mr. Biggs is who? Was he around For So Consacious?

That's what I was about to say Yo Mr. Biggs That's why Ron Isley Is the face of the group Tell me Rudolph's part On Summer Breeze I don't know

It comes on with the guitar Every Isley Brothers song I know Come on with that shit on Summer Breeze. I don't know. It comes on with the guitar. Every Isley Brothers song I know come on with that shit. I had a good joke for you, yo. I'm going to curb it. Why? Don't. Don't.

Get your shit off. See what you're manning them. Who? I don't know. Yeah, he tells the worst inside jokes. You're manning them. That was Dave Gripe, yo. Treat me like Rudolph out here. You ever heard of them? That was they gripe, yo. Treat me like Rudolph out here.

You know what I mean? You out here treating niggas like Rudolph. Who was griping then? It's cool, bro. Rudolph and these niggas out here in these streets, yo. See? See? The truth will come out.

The truth will come out on you, yo. You're Rudolph. Yeah, them niggas is Rudolph-y. Yeah, fuck the fuck you talking about. Son. See, yo. What a cutthroat shit. Yo.

Stupid, B. Yo, man. Rudolph, good luck, but if you know anything about your brother. He going to be high. And got away from tax evasion. No, he sat up for the tax evasion. But I'm saying that's what he was doing. Oh, okay.

Like, he can always find a way to get some money. That is true. Yeah, it's fucked up. Good luck to you, Ruel. That's my man. And if I'm Ronald Isley or Ernie Isley, oh, this is where I'm about to... Good, good.

This is where they start... This is where my character starts proving some of those slaughterhouse rumors true. But I never did that. I never, never did that. I didn't feel like I was famous enough, big enough or successful enough to look at my three brothers and say, hey, I'm charging more. But boy, did I think about it? And boy, did I go to people and ask if I should. Oh, man. I never did that shit, though.

But if I'm Ronald Isley, why the fuck would I ever agree to give Rudolph equal share? I'm asking a serious question. All right, so we don't know the inner workings. I know the sound of Ronald. Wait, wait, wait. Leave me alone. I know that. I know that.

I know when I hear that shit right there. I don't give a fuck about none of that other shit you're talking about. I know the guitar. Yeah. And I know that. You put them two together, I'm good. Let's hear him out. Let's hear him out.

You never know what the foundation of the Isley Brothers was. You can't pontificate. No, I'm just saying, Rudolph might have been integral in they shit. He was with the band until 1989, according to Wikipedia. Slaps came after that. No, man. Slaps came after that. You get what I'm saying?

No. Oh, man. Let me not go into LLC with none of you niggas. Fuck out of here. Nigga be like, yo, I took us to a... There we go. Wow. Hold on, hold on.

Wow, wow, wow. Hey. From the rip. That ain't Rudolph, is it? That's Ernie and Ronnie. Oh, man. I ain't see Rudolph on that Drinks Chance interview. Nah, he wasn't there. I ain't see him on that Drinks Chance interview. Nah, he wasn't there.

I ain't see him on the verses. Yeah, that Ben got him out here. They was just called Mike Bivens and my band Rudolph. That's fucked up, B. Mike Bivens? Yeah. Well, yeah. Hey, sing along out there.

Hey. Drifting on a memory. Come on now. Yo. Rudolph ain't getting nothing. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Wait, what? Back vocals? You didn't even play a flute or nothing? Wait, what? You might have been a drummer back in the day. No, hold up.

No, double check that again. Confirm this. Double check that again. For our members, Rudolph Isley, backing vocals, 1954, 1989, comma, 2004. So he came back for a year. Yeah, take that shit to Stitcher. Bro, 35 years? You can take that shit right to Stitcher, buddy.

With that crackhead shit. Nah. Back up vocals. 35 years? What? Back up vocals? Yo, it's one of these to be the debate team so bad. Come on. Come on.

Nah, he just might be entitled to a couple dollars. You can get a couple dollars. I don't. Come on. I'm rolling with you. You know that. Nah, he just might be entitled to a couple dollars. You can get a couple dollars. I think the game will come out. He want half. I think the game will come out. He want equal partners. Yo, man.

I'm starting a business with none of you niggas. I'm telling you right now. Thank you for telling me, yo. Fam. Build an empire state building. A nigga be like, nah, yo. Now Ernie went crazy right here. I don't hear a flute yet.

A bass. A bass. A bass. A bass. A bass. A bass. A bass. A bass. A bass. build the Empire State Building, the nigga be like, nah, yo. Now Ernie went crazy right here. I don't hear a flute yet. A backup vocal? It's not a flute.

I don't hear none of that. It's nothing. Uh-oh. Oh. Hey, Rudolph. Hey, call my brother from the back. No, no, tell him bring the guitar. I think the front of this one need a little something. No, no, tell him bring the guitar. I think the front of this one needs a little something.

No, no, no backup vocals. No backup vocals. No, not Rudolph. Get Ernie, please. All right. Yeah, no, I don't need none of the rest of them. The engineer in there. All right, Ernie, plug up.

That's all we need. Plug up. I'm going to keep singing. Just play some shit behind me real quick. All right, let's see how it sounds. I'ma keep singing. Just play some shit behind me real quick. All right, let's see how it sounds. Hey, Rudolph.

Get some water. Bring us some waters or something. Hey, do we have a runner at this session? Hey, tell him to kill Rudolph. Hey, we don't even need no other brothers at this point. Tell them to kill Rudolph, you know. Here we go. Summer breeze makes me feel fine. Blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

Oh, that guitar. That nigga, boy. I still ain't heard the back of him. He did co-write a lot of the songs. I'm just trying to run through shit. Name the songs that he co-wrote. Because they might be the big ones. I've been breezing through them quickly,

so I'll have to go back and look. That nigga read slow, right? Well, no. I'm trying to gauge. Nah, Parks tried. Parks tried to shoot me some bell. Who's that lady he co-wrote? Testify he co-wrote.

Wait, wait. What'd you co-wrote, though? I don't know. What'd you mean by co-wrote? I don't know. Nobody but me he co-wrote. Give Rudolph his spanking, man. He got the credit.

He got the credit. It's your thing he co-wrote. What do they have to do with my trademark? Because now you're paid as a writer. Yeah. But I own the trademark. I'm not disagreeing. What I'm just saying is.

It's fucked up. Yeah. Like, Ron Isley is the face of the group. We had to cipher through Ernie just to get his name out, but everybody knows who he is. If I didn't bump into millions of dollars, I was suing my brother the second my mom wasn't around for whatever she left. And I told her that.

So there are brothers out there that don't necessarily get along the greatest or are only getting along because of the strength of mom dukes. Tell me I'm lying. I'll fuck y'all up. This nigga said, the second you out of here, yo, don't even go to the estate planner. Just go to the lawyer, man. For sure, for sure. This nigga is ignorant, yo.

I don't think that that's terrible. I don't think that that's terrible If you don't have your parent here And you are fighting with your sibling Over something left What are you to do? And unfortunately Because of our lack of resources Throughout history

There is typically a fight Among siblings Over assets When there's death So I'm making jokes here, but... No, that happens. It happens.

No, nigga. Yeah. And I am joking. I would never sue my brother. Now. Oh, yeah. You safe, nigga. You take it all.

Go ahead. You got it. Now. You my brother. I love you, bro. For sure. Oh, man. Shout out to Rudolph.

Yeah, man. Get it how you gotta get it, bro. Get your money, nigga. Better get the Chick-fil-A, bro. For sure. Oh, man. Shout out to Rudolph. Yeah, man. Get it how you got to get it, bro. Get your money, man. Better get the Chick-fil-A, nigga. I'm joking. I'm joking. More people are being sued. Someone else is being sued.

Who else got sued? Bad Money. Tiger. Tiger. Isley's. Well, we did that. Tiger Woods. Oh, Tiger Woods. All right. What we did at Tiger Woods? Oh, Tiger Woods. All right, maybe nobody else can sue.

That might be it. Free lawsuit was pretty good for a week. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. A couple hundred million. It was an OnlyFans model sued her ex. Oh, for revenge porn. Revenge porn.

Oh, shit. He got a hold of her. Oh, this is the one. Yeah. Wait. That's the one I was. This is the one. Yeah. Wait, that's the one I was... This is the one. So she has like 6.5 million followers.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, sorry. Everybody stop. Okay. Just for backstory, this is indeed the same exact couple that I came in here months ago telling y'all about that was leaking their domestic violence dispute where he pulled a gun on her oh shit she broke the window to the house like this couple has been wilding and people know this chick from the Tory Lanez live she's a chick with the long tongue little young girl with the long tongue that all y'all out there want to fuck and I'll be like I don't know why y'all like fucking girls that look like they can't vacuum like that's a real popular thing on the internet maybe she has a ruba

i was gonna vacuum like is an actual vacuum or like like they 12 okay no i thought that's what i thought there was making a reference to like Hoover vacuum clean. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's the Canadian star spangled banner? Oh, Canada. Oh, Canada. God damn. Oh, man. Sorry.

Anyway, so I just wanted y'all to know that that's the same couple that we're about to talk about. Yeah. Now, apparently they broke up. Oh, you can take it from here. Go ahead, man. Sorry. Anyway, so I just wanted y'all to know that that's the same couple that we're about to talk about. Yeah. Now, apparently they broke up. Oh, you can take it from here. Yeah, go ahead, man. Yeah, so they broke up, but he got a hold of her password information to her OnlyFans account. Her second OnlyFans. Her second OnlyFans. One is free, one is at premium with that shit on there.

Exactly. So he got a hold of that account information. The money one. And then he started posting. He changed the passcode. Changed the passcode. So she no longer had access. Yes.

And then he started posting unreleased nude pictures and video without her consent. And as far as I know that by changing the passcode he also had access to changing the bank account

information. The bank information. So he rerouted all that shit to him. Posted up all that explicit shit. And then he's making all the lies. I thought he was suing her. No. No, no, no. explicit shit, and then he's making all the lies. I thought he was suing her.

No, no, no. She's suing him. He's going to jail. How much is she suing him for? For something like a billion dollars. No, no, 6.5 billion. 6.5 billion. They don't have it.

Women know me having calculators on. Calculators. I don't get that figure. Yo, dog. I know we're not going to sit here and diss my man and then support Ron Isley. Run it up, nigga. I am.

In no world am I putting Nick Yardy in the same sentence. He might as well go with Rudolph. Rudolph. Yeah. No, I'm playing though That's crazy Yeah that's wild That's wild

Yeah Revenge Revenge porn Yes That's a thing I don't trust none of them bitches That do all them extra tricks With a long tongue

Like why you don't have Another skill set They ain't need one I was about to say Nigga you see her tongue Clearly she did How The nigga's flipping He stole he stole all the money,

he pulled a gun on the girl. The tongue did that. I've fallen victim to a long tongue plenty of times, and the reality is, is usually the long tongue don't be as exciting as it seems like it's going to be. They might not know how to work it, you know what I mean? Nah, they want to do stupid shit like tie Boy Scout knots with your tongue.

Your tongue can't go out any further. No, bitch, it's a tongue. Like I use it to eat. A little talking, a little talking. Yeah, I don't do circus tricks with this. And you're weird. Oh, man. That's funny, son. That's good.

Except for that one girl. Me and her had fun for two summers. I don't think we was fucking though. I don't remember. I don't remember. I wasn't around. No, you wasn't around. If you was around, I'd have fucked her. All right, well. Wee-wee.

Wee-wee. All right, what else? Speaking of sex. Speaking of wee-wee. Oh my God. Oh man. Wee-wee. All right, what else? What else? Speaking of sex. Speaking of wee-wee. Speaking of wee-wee. Oh, my God. Okay. Get this shit off, man.

Okay, so Larsa Pippen, again, she's back in the news. She was talking about- No, no. Yes, but- Wait. That's not where we thought you were going. Oh, with the BMF dick? Yeah.

Okay, well, let's talk about the BMF dick. I love that. Yeah, it's like the fourth. This dick changed the game. Word. So the writers apparently said that they wanted an example of black male sexuality. I've got the quote. I've got the quote.

Okay, leave it to the quote. The quote is better than whatever you might say. Go, go, go. Randy and I had talked in depth about it. These are the writers, though. This is the writers. I'm not sure who exactly the quote is attributed to. We really wanted to sexualize black men.

You're often seeing white penises on TV. That's what we've seen traditionally. So Randy's plan was to be a big moment for the culture. And Randy is a man. I'm assuming. What's the unisex name? I don't know. Okay.

Okay. You got it. That's it. It's for the culture. It's for female. I don't know. Okay. Okay. You got it. That's it. It's for the culture. It's for the culture. It's for the culture. And you know what? I had a lot of jokes about this, and then I saw Swarm, and there was a lot of white dicks

on there. So I was like, yo, maybe she's onto something. Maybe she's onto something. Yo. It was gratuitous, bro. Dude had the bowl of strawberries and the clear glass. Hey, parts be good, fam. It was gratuitous. Yeah. That story is better of strawberries and the clear glass. Hey, parts be good, fam. It was gratuitous.

That story is better than the one I had in my head. I thought Big Meech kept looking at the episode and calling them to make changes. Like, nah, yo, my shit ain't like that. Even a CGI message. Nah. That was ridiculous. Nah, get the prosthetic joint there.

Make it close to real life that's what I thought was happening and let me tell you I still haven't seen that part in the episode and fret none viewers that will be our last time please talking about little Meech and littler Meech

we are done hopefully we are done with that Now What was this other Sex stuff Larsa Pippen So Larsa Pippen She just keeps talking

And she mentioned That she had to have Sex with Scottie Pippen During the course Of her 23 year marriage Four times a day And just basically Everybody's calling bullshit

Because there's away games There's her pregnancies Like Huh It's good oh no it has to be four times a day every day for 23 years that's a lot of fucking i'm not gonna lie fam i don't want to fuck four times a month but it's super cap if scotty wanted to get it in She wasn't shooting in the gym

You take care of Nah Nah what? Physically it's impossible Physically No No I'm not hating Gotta be careful

She gave birth To how many children? You can't have sex directly After having Giving birth to children You can't You physically cannot You're hating and you don't have sex directly after giving birth to children. You can't. You physically cannot. You're hating and you don't have kids.

I'm not. Hey, Mel. I'm not hating and I don't have children. Everybody don't wait no six weeks. Yeah. Six weeks? I'm talking about the same night you gave birth? Yes.

And those other types of sex. Oh. Okay. Well, she's making it seem like it was a penetration type style of sex. Other types of penetration. Okay, listen, let me get out of this woman's bedroom, okay? She put us there. She keeps putting us in her bedroom.

She does. She keeps putting us in her bedroom. Is she monetizing this in some way, shape, or form? I'm sure she is. I'm sure she has a book coming. I'm sure there's something that is on the way that we don't know about. Why is she doing so much daytime television? All these stories are coming from daytime television. Really?

Yes. Just with no regards for your son, though. That's crazy. How old is their son now? 19, maybe. Oh, yeah, he's grown. That's why she says she's running around like this. I call capital and all that. I don't even believe that. Not because it's impossible, but because if they was fucking like

that, if Scotty was fucking her like that, no way Rodman wasn't coming to get some of that Scottie ass. Yo, what? You know, I be thinking I know where he's going. Yo, dog, what's he doing right now? Dennis Rodman. I don't care. Where's your mind?

Oh, man. You didn't do a locker room. So wait, what'd you do that? Four times. Four times. Let me get one of those. Let me hold something. You only call me the worm, right?

The worm. Y'all was rolling shoes. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I can't wait until the Dennis Rodman biopic comes out. Oh yeah. Jonathan Majors

playing. He could have killed that shit though. He is. Wait, what are you talking about? Jonathan Majors in the role?

Yes. Or Dennis Rodman in Scottish. Yeah, this guy is a fool, B. That's why Pippen's back was always fucked up. I'm joking around, but listen.

The last, actually the last, any time I've seen Scottie Pippen in my entire life, he's had some nice shit with him. Any time I've seen him, and my first time seeing him was that, was probably Fight Night in Vegas, Mayweather and one of them all them years back. But since then

when you see Scottie Pippen around, you see something nice with him. I ain't going to sit there and play with his name. I ain't going to do it. Shout out to Scottie Pippen. Shout out to Scottie Pippen, legend. And shout out to Robin. In two games? Apparently. Four times a day is a lot though, bro. That's a lot.

And if you had to do it four times a day with a nigga, why would you pick a nigga whose nose is long like that? If his nose is that long, he about to put a log in you. Dog. That nigga got a nose like that with a size 23 shoe. When you sped out the air. That was another reason why I was the best defensive player in the league.

That was another reason I was calling cap. That was another reason. You didn't rush right back to Scottie Pippen dick right after. I don't believe that. Exactly. I don't believe that. Then say that. Stop hating. I didn't want to assume what he's working with, but it's kind of a. I ain't a soul.

I'm looking at no. Is that the telltale? That's usually not the telltale sign for us girls, though. That's usually not the telltale sign for us girls. What's the telltale sign? Pause. Take a turn. Pause.

Pause. Take a turn. I took a bit. It's over the thing. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, yo it's breathe nigga it's breathe yo what's wrong with y'all yo what the fuck is a tripod a tripod like a third leg wait

please let's have fun with him let's have some fun with this guy I did not know what she meant a tripod a third leg

you see how the tripod is I got it Mel equal distance I understand Mel but you still don't do that yeah so oh man that is hilarious I got it, Mel. Equal distance. I understand, Mel. But you still don't get it. Yeah, so. Oh, man.

That is hilarious. Short guys and slim guys packing almost 100% of the time. Thanks for telling our male audience. There's a bunch of them that are going to be feeling real good about themselves right now. Girl's about to be in there talking. You're right, girl. They're going real good about themselves right now. Girl's about to be in there talking. You right, girl. Don't be talking. I'm about to fuck the game up, though.

If my dick ain't big enough for you, it's your fault. Man, you don't love me enough. You know it's a muscle, right? If you work it, it get bigger, right? You know it can grow. Maybe you're not the most Exciting of pussies I see Two months ago this shit was like this With Stephanie

My shit was Stephanie don't have no complaints I'm talking shit What else we got What else important? Speaking of dicks, Trump has gone to jail. Oh, shit. They finally got him.

Oh, my God. Over the porn shit, too. The porn star shit. Of anything to get somebody for, right? Yeah. This is the Stormy Daniel shit. Yeah. He was paying hush mouth money during the whole.

But this is old news. Yeah, it is. But where's the crime here again? I think it was, what was it, like campaign funds or something like that? Yeah, he might be using campaign funds

to fund some money or something. Yeah, he was using campaign funds to pay her off. That was where it was legal and it took like the New York State Attorney General this amount of time of investigation to be able to like level these charges

and get an indictment cap i mean bullshit it's all political theater it is political theater really the problem for him should be in like georgia but like i still want to see him be indicted tell me more about the political theater i think that he i think that the the ops for him the democrats are using it for political theory oh we finally got him we're gonna arrest him I think he's gonna use that shit to weaponize his base to get excited and fucking I don't think it's the ops on the Democrats out at all I think it's the ops on the Republicans are I think he's in the way yeah I know the Republican Party is they're fucking over him they are and he

was trying to rile up his base on truth social. Yeah, truth social. And literally, they were just like, yeah, no, we can't see. We can't hear. They're not mobilizing any kind of a protest because they're over his shit. Now, his base is going to turn up.

His base is going to turn up. Donald Trump is the most popular candidate out. Via Republican side or Democratic side, they got to silence this nigga. So we got to find some charges to make him not be a candidate anymore. I don't think he's as popular as he once was. Fox News is going through a bunch of-

I agree with that. Yeah. I agree. But he's still probably more popular than Joe Biden and I don't know, is DeSantis going to run? No, Ron DeSantis. I don't know if he's as popular as him right now. I don't know if he is either.

You're right. Yeah. And he's even scarier than Trump. Yeah. You're all not telling me that Ron DeSantis is either. You're right. Yeah. He's even scarier than Trump. Yeah. Y'all are not telling me that Ron DeSantis is more popular than Donald Trump. Never. Y'all not telling me that. I don't feel like arguing. It may be a growing... I think in the

Republican Party he's more popular. Oh, okay. Within the party. I just... Oh, yeah, yeah. Within the party. The party wants... I think the Republican Party wants him out of here. Well, they didn't like him to begin with, honestly. He just was winning, so they said, all right, fuck it, let's go. Yeah, that's true. You got to stay on behind him.

But I think that so many people who, you know, all the people that are starting to go to jail because of the insurrection on January 6th, a lot of people are less, you know, his supporters are less likely or have, like, a desire to show up to protest knowing that what the consequences actually are. I think they wear that shit on their sleeve.

I got locked up. And they only got a smack on the wrist. It ain't like they're really doing no hard jail time. The fact that they're doing any had them shocked. And Trump was like, I'll come get you. Don't worry. I got you. And then he fucking hauled ass tomorrow fucking Lago. He was like, sorry.

They don't care. They don't care. Scary. I'm golfing. They don't care. Scary, my nigga. I don't know. Scary. There's probably going to be some bullshit. I'm just laughing because you keep trashing his sex at every chance you get, Stormy Daniel. By the way, where's Melania right now?

Nobody's seen anything from her for like, what, two years? She don't want to be seen. I feel like she secretly divorced this motherfucker. She want to be rich and raise her kid and be rich some more. She don't want to hold his hand. Yo, she be like, go away from me.

Yeah, like, get the fuck out of here, dog. That shit used to be so funny. What the fuck you talking about? I want to be rich. I don't think he's going to go to jail, though, either. Yeah, he got too much problems.

Yeah. He ain't going to nobody's jail. How much time is he facing with this? I don't even know, going to go to jail, though, either. He ain't got too much problems. Yeah. He ain't going nobody jail. How much time is he facing with this? I don't even know, honestly. Yeah, political theater. Yeah, I think it's all political theater. I'm rolling. They did try to rally and protest for him on Monday.

It's only 50 people showed up. See? Damn. And he was in it. He called for it. He called for it all weekend long. 50 people showed up. Exactly.

Damn. Well, the last time they all showed up when he called for it. He called for it all weekend long. 50 people showed up. Exactly. Well, the last time they all showed up when he called. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't work out the greatest. I got to go to the PTA. You know what I'm saying? I can't show up. But I'm with you, dog.

Fuck, what are you talking about? All right. I think niggas is underestimating. I'm like, they just got inside the building. They did? On to brighter things, maybe., they just got inside the building. They did? On to brighter things, maybe. Yo, they got inside the building. I love humans, yo.

Every day I look at windows and be like, that'll protect the humans from something breaking this and walking right in. Right. Or a gun. Right. Like, every movie you see, yo, Will just keep shooting some shit.

Yo, you shot him 17 times He's still coming fam You gonna just go Run nigga What the fuck is you talking about Stupid ass humans with the guns in the windows That's true Alien gonna come down

We gonna get to 45 No I'm gonna be driving down 45 Fuck outta here I be laughing when I walk in the house And lock the door Really That'll stop them I'm good 45. Fuck out of here. You crazy. I'll be laughing when I walk in the house and lock the door. I'll be like. Really? It looks.

That'll stop them. I'm good. We are so stupid. Oh, man. What else? What else? What else? What else?

Oh! Wait a minute. Uh-oh. Go ahead. Go ahead and give me a nice little iso. Give me a nice little iso, man. This ain't funny, too. This ain't funny. It's not funny.

Only I was laughing, but it's not funny. On Hulu, I watched the story of Jared from Subway. Ooh, I saw that. Ooh, I saw that. Yo. It's not funny. White people, y'all going to stop trying to hold R. Kelly over our heads. Y'all got some nasty niggas over here, yo.

So for the people that didn't see this, Jared from Subway is the guy who weighed close to 400 pounds. And there was a Subway near his house. And he lost over 200 pounds strictly by eating Subway. Subway signed him to be basically the mascot spokesperson. He was doing tours. His fame, popularity, and wealth grew to excess of $15 million at one point. And he was a pedophile. Mm-hmm.

And apparently Subway... Knew about it. Knew that he was a pedophile at some point. Mm-hmm. And you know all the liability shit they got from up under that. But in this story, in this story in particular,

it really highlights how sick he was because he was touring different schools. Right. And then there was a lady. I forgot her name, but she was the mole. She was wearing wiretaps and she was trying to get them because they sat at a school one time and there were kids on the way down. And he leans over to the lady and says our middle school kids are really hot what yes bro yeah right so but this is her this is her account of this on the dock it's her saying it so you're

watching it thinking no you putting sauce on that there's no way that he leaned over and said that to you so now she's like i'm going to dedicate my life to catching him. And sure enough, she's wearing, they have. Before that, she starts recording their conversations. And then she uses those tapes and goes to law enforcement. Law enforcement then tells her that what she's just done is committed a crime

by taping him without recording without his permission but they were like but since this actually does exist we're gonna start a case and we want you to continue doing what you're doing and so they wire her now yeah this is where you find some humor in a very non-funny story this lady sound like a fed the whole time she does he never fucked her they going through this for three years over three years phone calls of tell me more what did you do to that little kid what do you like and it's getting progressively worse the lady don't sound like she's interested in this at all and stupid ass jared can't tell he's just spilling to me just running off no they got to the point where he's asking her hey what's up with your kids

yes boy or girl pick one of them and we'll put the camera in a room like that's how sick he was going with it yeah what yeah and the um the guy who ran his foundation, he was also a pedophile. He was also a pedophile. Nasty dude. He had daughters, and he had a camera set up in his daughter's room. And some of the imagery that was found on his computer. And that's the crazy part, is that he was found and indicted and convicted, And that's the crazy part is that he was found and indicted and convicted.

But Jared still kind of like had like a couple of years of where he was still out there doing the same thing. They just tried that. That was what that was the moment where Subway seemed to understand. We might have some problems. The FBI is listening to these tapes and watching this for years. This nigga is around kids. And they still just let them ride. At no point do they swarm in because they say, we can't convict them. There's no crime yet.

There's no crime to like kids. There's no crime to look at kids. There's no crime to be around kids. So they were trying to set up, the lady was trying, the lady was setting up a birthday party for a kid and that was going to be

the sting operation. He on the phone like, yeah, bring all the kids. I want them to look at you and look at your titties and that was going to be the sting operation. He on the phone like, yeah, bring all the kids. I want them to look at you and look at your titties and I want them to, I want you to watch me fuck a little kid.

What? Yes. He's on tape saying, hey, like, dude, you don't know that you being recorded. You don't know that none of this

is turning this woman on. It was crazy. This is one of the first And this shit went on for years. Yes. And they let it go. This is one of the first And this shit went on for years Yeah And they let it go This is one of the first stories I watched where my stomach turned

Chris Hansen would've got Chris Hansen would've got that done My stomach was turned One episode Word Yeah That's disgusting But here's the kicker

So let me ask you He went to jail Oh yeah No he's in jail for what He's in jail now right No but I'm asking So he went to jail Because he committed to act

He went to jail Cause that's gonna be terrible If they let him commit an act just to get a case. They probably filed pornography or something, right? They did. Yeah, they got him because when they went to get his man that ran his company who was also a pedophile, they got proof that Jared was involved. Yeah. Oh, that's how they got him. But you said they let him rock for more years.

Yeah, but this is when they got him. When they got his man and they read the text, his man texts Jarrett that worked for him. He texts him, yo, I just finished pounding out this seven-year-old for like four hours

the other day. Jesus Christ. And Jarrett, who said he was not involved in any of this, hit him back and said, when can I go? Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Jarrett from Subway. Bro, you ain't saying seven-year-old. It was dark. Jar Jared from Subway. Bro, you ain't saying seven-year-old. It was dark. Jared from Subway. This guy didn't have a preference, a guy or a girl. Like, what?

Yeah. Just a kid? And Subway's still running around. Seven-year-old? He's still alive and chill? Huh? He's still alive? No, he probably in PC.

He got to be in some sort of PC. He is disgusting. Yeah. He is disgusting. What a monster. What what a monster what a nut what a nut I would cut that shit off though yeah I'm with you I could I couldn't have watched I'm actually glad that you gave us recap because I'm not watching that yeah we're tough I'm not watching that bullshit but only because they really had all of these tapes of you saying

these things like that's the disturb all of it is disturbing and it wasn't really hear it yeah it wasn't even that the FBI like the woman got so tired of the FBI not doing anything that she took the tapes and she went to her local law enforcement to say like somebody's got to do something like whether or not he's actually done something he's going to you know and so that's my thing like yo so you can't really lock him up until he commits an act. But y'all would allow the act to go through. That's why I'm asking you how did they do it. No, they wouldn't have allowed

the act to go through, but him traveling cross-state to show up at a function proves the intent of whatever he was going to do when they were going to jump in. It was a mess. That's some sick fucking shit. I just wanted to come in here and share that

because it was a mess. That's it. That is some sick shit. Another thing that everybody is watching on TV, because a bunch of people did, I watched it, Curiosity got me,

and it really was some sick shit, but Donald Glover's new limited series called Swarm, everybody's talking about that right now, mainly because Damson Idris has a sex scene with Chloe Bailey.

Yeah, people are weird. I mean... I heard the show was good, though. You like it? So I watched three episodes of it so far. I'm probably going

to keep watching it. It's Jordan Peele-esque to me, which I kind of like it. It's like... She's a serial killer. That's basically it. She's a serial killer, but that's not

the description that they give. Wait, who's a serial killer? The main character... Chloe Bailey's a serial killer, but that's not the description that they give. Wait, who's a serial killer? The main character. Chloe Bailey? No, no, no, no. The main character who's played by Dominique Fishback. She was also in

Judas and the Black Messiah. Oh, okay. That's a great movie. I don't know. I'm sorry that happened or congratulations. She's a phenomenal actress. But yeah,

so she basically plays a Beyonce-obsessed serial killer. That's why it's called Swarm. It's not Beyonce, but it is Beyonce. They use a different name. I forgot what her name is. Queen Naja or something.

No, it's not Queen Naja. It's Naja. That's a real person. Yeah. It might just be Naja. Naja. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's also a real person.

But that's the lady's name and it's an emulation. It's a, yes. Yeah. So Swarm because of the beehive. Nadja. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's also a real person. But that's the lady's name, and it's an emulation. It's a, yes. Yeah. So swarmed because of the beehive. Beehive, yes. Gotcha. She's buying concert tickets with money she doesn't have. Everything.

She's on the chat boards with people going crazy. Oh, she's two sandwiches short of a fucking picnic. Like, she's fucking crazy. That's really what the story is about. She just is a serial killer to make it more dramatic. But to me, it's funny. It's dark humor to me. It's very dark. Very dark humor.

Because people are getting murdered. Yeah. And besides Damsen Idris and Chloe Bailey. No, it's not. No, it is not right on my own. You watch it? No. I wouldn't watch this.

Why not? Really? Ish, I don't do fake dark. I was about to say, that's a... I don't do fake dark. I don't do fake dark. That ain't no dark. No, but if it's a good story, I don't do fake dark. I was about to say, that's a... I don't do fake dark. I don't do fake dark. That ain't no dark. No, but if it's a good story, I'll do it.

But you like yellow jackets and all that shit. I did not like yellow jackets. I hate yellow jackets. It's coming back soon, too. I hated yellow jackets. Yellow jackets was all right. I thought y'all liked it in the beginning. It started off great, but terrible.

And then at episode four or five, when that plane took off, we never watched that again. But Ish, my type of yeah but uh ish my type of dark if this were my type of dark they wouldn't be promoting it with the sex scene yeah that was a that was a a dupe move because spoiler alert to anybody out there skip ahead yes spoiler alert spoiler alert spoiler aljris and chloe bailey die in the first fucking 15 minutes of the show see i didn't even know that. But that's... Gotcha.

That was the rope. It was like when they put Homeboy from Ozark on The Outsider and he dies in the first episode. But now y'all giving me even more information into just how cheesy and corny this is. Swarm because of the beehive. Yeah, I think it's more of a... And I haven't finished it, so maybe you can.

It's a cautionary tale. It's about fandom, honestly. It's about, yeah, fandom and obsessiveness. Selena. I'm dead serious. I do have to say this, that Donald Glover, he is like, I mean, if you're a fan of Atlanta, you're going to like this. You know what I mean?

And if you like Jordan Peele-esque stuff, you're going to like it. You're going to like this. It's really interesting. It's really captivating. It's super dark. It's funny. It's weird. I appreciate both of you.

No, I'm not watching this shit at all now. Chloe's portrayed throughout flashback sequences, throughout maybe the next five episodes and stuff like that. But Damson is like, he is killed inside of 45 minutes. Well, Chloe was free for the next five episodes and stuff like that. But Damson is like, he is killed inside of 45 minutes. Well, Chloe was free for the next month.

So she could have came by, hey, we got some more flashback scenes to do with you. All right. All right, girl. Damson is busy. Damson has some shit to do.

Sorry, Swarm. You got me for an hour. You better kill me in the first scene because I'm going to fuck her and go. You said it's a limited series though, right? It's only like seven episodes? They're only half hour episodes, so it's not like a heavy long watch.

Just like American Black Guys. Oh, Paris Jackson's in it as well. Melissa, we don't care. I'm sorry. We don't care. We don't care. in it as well Michael Jackson's okay mentioning like, we got some good series. That's all. Yeah, there's actual good series. Okay, there's Mayor of Kingstown. Your Honor just had its season finale. It did. I'm not done.

Okay, yeah, don't fuck it up. I haven't seen it yet. We'll wait to review. Okay. We'll wait. We'll wait to review. But this was like finale week. Did you like it though?

I'm undecided. I was actually kind of waiting to talk it out with you guys to see your opinions. Which one? I'm halfway through it. Halfway through it don't seem like they doing nothing crazy. Oh, no. It gets crazy. That's why I'm shutting up.

I'm chilling. That's why I'm shutting up. You're in second season, though, right? You're halfway through second season? You're on the last episode. I'm on the last episode. You just ain't watched the whole thing. Okay, okay, okay.

Gotcha. I ain't seen it. I got 20 minutes in. They wild out. They wild out. Don't you worry. But somebody said that there wasn't going to be a season three, and I just don't believe that.

I don't know. It hasn't been renewed yet. Well, y'all seen it. Y'all can look at the end and say what's going on. Well, that's what I wanted to discuss with y'all, because if it's the end of the series, then I hate that ending. Oh, yeah. But if it's not, then I don't.

All right. Slowly put it that way. It's not going to happen. Oh, no. This doesn't close out. Oh, got it. But it kind of does. That's enough. Yeah, I know. I don't want to spoil. I'm sure I guess to close out. Although, it doesn't close out. Oh, got it. But it kind of does. That's enough.

Yeah, I know. I don't want to spoil. I'm sure they guess what's out. No, it has been a finale week. The season finale of Godfather of Harlem. Season finale of Mayor of Kingstown. BMF. BMF.

Season finale. They got a lot of where to... They can play with BMF. Yeah. Yeah. I think BMF will turn up. I think they're going to go crazy. I got a lot of catching up BMF. Yeah. Yeah. I think BMF will turn up. I think they're going to go crazy. I got a lot of catching up to do.

Yeah. But that Mayor of Kingstown, I don't know. Tariq started. I don't care about Tariq. I didn't know it came back. I was waiting to hear Bryce's review. I didn't know it came back. It wasn't bad.

That shit was terrible. That's Power Book 2, right? Yes. And I'm a fan of that. That shit was caca.'s Power Book 2, right? Yes. And I'm a fan of that. That shit was caca. Really? I didn't... This is why I like Power.

In the beginning of Power. The beginning of Power, they tried to make shit realistic. Yeah. Right? Like, Ghost would do a little shit that you'd be like, oh, he might have been able

to get away with that. Now, they got a motherfucker shooting somebody in the middle of Times Square and they won't get caught. That shit is not realistic to me. You know what I'm saying? Like, that shit is crazy. Like, spoiler alert.

The first episode, Tariq goes to see this dude in a hotel that's trying to extort him. Okay. He stabs him. Right? So now they get the body out the hotel. right so now they get the body out the hotel so they don't have no cameras

in this fucking fancy ass ritzy hotel that this rich dude is staying in that's going to put you on a scene of the crime oh that was the quality end yeah like

even the O'Connell the O'Connell lodge yo like come on it just starts to be whack at that point too I hated the first season

Of Tariq But the second season Was alright Yeah If I didn't watch I just look at Zach and Slater And Screech

When they went to college God damn it I'm not watching Tariq and them They wasn't selling his cat Tariq be out here Getting to that money With no car

Or apartment Or Nigga be outside Three in the morning Yo In the most remote locations with no whip. Can I get a ride? Yo, Fib, your Uber bill is crazy. Yo, this nigga said skag. It's crazy, yo.

Yo, I'm telling you. Yeah, that nigga keep a $5,000 outfit on. Yeah. Oh, no, they dress on that show. Everybody. Everybody dresses on that shit. Name5,000 outfit on. Yeah. Oh, no, they dress on that show. Everybody. Everybody dresses on that shit. Name, label whores. Yeah.

Watch Tariq, man. I'm not watching that. Support? No. Yo, oh, man. Hell no. Tell me about the New York wages or New York inflation, $1,000 here. No, a report just came out that said that if you make $100,000 in New York, it's the equivalent to $36,000 in most parts of the United States.

Damn. Shit. Damn, that is crazy. Having lived in other places? No, we've been saying that. Who said that shit? Lisa Evers? Who said that?

Who said that? Instagram. Cox Sources. Dang. No, I don't really mean the who, but what I'm saying is, like, how do you even determine that? Because you look at the cost of rent here and the cost of rent over where it's a ratio. It's a ratio. Yeah, cost of living.

It's a ratio. It's a ratio. Yeah, it costs a living. According to the analysis of 76 of the largest United States cities to see where 100 grand goes, the furthest by smart asset New York ranked last. Take home pay of 36 grand. Damn. It adds up, though.

Yeah, you think about it. Historically, they say your housing should be, what, a third of your income, right? Like 30% roughly. It adds up though Yeah you think about it Like historically They say Your rent Your housing Should be what 30 year income right Like 30% In New York I think the average Is closer to 50

If not higher In some cases But that's crazy That should be wrong It should be wrong But that's how it is It's expensive as shit In New York

Now nigga like You can't afford to eat Now you can You're just not gonna Have no savings You're not gonna Have no meat Pause savings. You're not going to have no meat, Paul. No steak. You're eating veggies and rice.

The fuck you talking about? To live in a studio, bro. That shit is crazy. Like, no offense. Like, that's why. People chase that shit. And girls talking about, I don't want no nigga with a roommate. Yeah.

All right, ma. Right. Me and Todd can chill. Me and Sean. If I got to choose between y'all. Between. Yo, Ma. Right. Me and Todd can chill. Me and Sean. If I got to choose between y'all. Between, yo, dog. That's why even over here, every time they build some new shit over here, niggas be like, yo, they still building over there?

Yeah. They hauling ass over here. Because it's still cheaper than the city. It's still cheaper. Real estate leveling off everywhere except here. Shit's still higher than giraffe pussy around here, dog. Yeah, I know. I just didn't have the hundred turning into 30.

Yeah, that's about right. 36 bands, bro. Well, listen, Twitch is laying people off again. Facebook laid people off. 11,000. All of the bigger companies that should not have any problem with money are laying people off.

Amazon's about to lay off 9,000 people. Disney, Apple, Amazon, all of the big boys are laying people off. It's just topic brought this to mind. So that means the Great Depression is on the way. We've been saying that here for a little bit. Banks are closing down. Banks are fucked up.

More about to start. When do you think we really going to see the nuts paused and the effects, the effects of this? It's hard because... When did it turn into pandemonium? It's hard because in the region we're in, people typically have a little bit more money. That's why we be kind of oblivious

to a lot of the way that a lot of people live. You know what I'm saying? We come here, we'll crack on a Honda Accord, we'll crack on... Nigga, that's... That's the latest car. Yeah, for most Americans. Shit, it's 40 something bands like we laugh and joke

at that but some niggas out here rent is $700 and they are having a hard time paying their rent B you know what I'm saying

like that shit in many states you get a two bedroom apartment for $500, $600 $700, $800 we look at that shit like we can't get

a garage and when I was fucked up I just used to eat man boiled eggs for five, six, seven, well, $700, $800. We look at that shit like we can't get a garage. And when I was fucked up, I just used to eat, man, boiled eggs. These niggas can't even do that now. Nah, facts though. Eggs are $19 a dozen. Eggs and spaghetti, eggs on every fucking thing. Eggs, eggs, eggs, yo, that's crazy.

Now eggs are $77 a dozen. Word. That's nuts. Nah, this shit is scary. We'll see. Next couple months. You know what else is scary? I know this because I used to be a rapper.

But living next to rappers can be scary. I used to blast music at very inappropriate times of the day and shit. It was never pleasant to live around me. And I thought that was the worst of it until I picked up my phone this weekend and saw that Rick Ross, Rick Ross's buffalo. His cattle.

Had his cow. Yo, these rappers are fucking. His buffalo and cattle escaped his ranch and was on the neighbor's yard chilling. Eating a tulip situation. Imagine you look out your window. Hey, dog.

You don't have to imagine. They taped it. I've seen it. Oh, they taped it? Yes. You see this nigga's buffalo running the streets. All on somebody's grass. Stupid ass humans. Hey, come on. Come on back. grass. Stupid ass humans. Hey, come on.

Come on back. Like it's a dog. White people. Fuck you up. Black people. Hall ass. You crazy. White people.

Come on. All I could think was that got to be horrible to live next to a rapper. Hell yeah. What? This nigga just got a big ass cow. Some Angus shit running down the street. Black people. Yo, yo, yo. You can sell that.

Sell that, motherfucker. Cut his throat, Roscoe. You know, black people. It's going to make them fight. Yo, dog. You know what? They so rich. You know what I mean?

Like, to live in that neighborhood, you got to have a couple dollars. I don't know what neighborhood that is. In Atlanta? No, you're not. People don't know what neighborhood that is. In Atlanta? People keep telling me that's the hood. They tell me as soon as you get past that house. Oh, it's going down.

Forget it. Oh, okay. That's East Atlanta, I think. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know. I was assuming. I was assuming.

Leave it in the comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They will tell us. Yo, nigga, that shit is trash. Yo, that's what I swear I just't know. I don't know where it's at. I was assuming. I was assuming that. Leave it in the comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They will tell us. Yo, nigga, that shit is trash. I'm not fucking with y'all. Yo, that's what I just asked is if my house is big enough, do it matter if I'm in the hood? Yes. Did I ask that here?

No. You didn't ask that here. He got a lot of acres, though, so you're pretty insulated if it is, in fact, the hood. He got a lot of shit on his land. And if he got buffalo and shit, I'm kind of protected. He threw the car show with a thousand fucking cars up there at one time. I don't think protected

and big house need to even go in the same sentence. I think if the house is big enough, the perpetrator could damn near live in there and you could be nothing to watch. Go to sleep, yo. I'm good. Just clean up after yourself. Y'all think it's paranoid to want to put a go in there and go to sleep, yo. I'm good. Just clean up after yourself. Yeah, I'm good.

Y'all think it's paranoid to want to put a weapon in the bathroom? No. No, hell no. I was taking a shower this morning. I heard a ba-boom. I was like... No bullshit. My punk ass was like,

hey, yo. I'm in a crib by myself, and I'm like, yo, I know. Nah, if it happened now... Yo, no bullshit. Nah, now you want to talk. If it happened now...

Dog. Not now. Not now. Nah, let me. If it happened now. Not now. Nah, let me get my shit on first. Not like this. Yeah, don't shoot me now, dog. The other day, the shower made the smoke look like a perp. I turned around and jumped. That's why I asked you.

Yo, nah, I'm with it. Yo, everywhere. This is Tashwater. Dog. Then I'm in the shower. I be leaving, like, the balcony door open, right? And I got a mirror catacorner so I can see what's going on. I'm in the shower.

I turn around. Don't even know the wind blew my bedroom door. I just said, bro. Oh, nah. I looked at that man. Soap all over you. But I'm looking like, who I could beat up

with my whole body wet. Now you get out of the shower and now there's soap and water all over the place. You're done. You get to slip it. So where would you have put a gun in the bathroom?

In the shampoo bottle. No, anywhere in the arms reach. Oh, please, that's where my girl go be mad at me at. Let's get that shampoo, come blow my head off. Yo, anywhere in arms reach. Like if I was rich, rich, I would have about 90 guns in my house. You hear Kevin Hart talk about the gun compartment, man? Everywhere.

Word. Everywhere. I'd be sitting on the toilet, hit a button, and the shit just come out. Like, yeah, I'd be scared. I'd be sitting on the toilet hit a button and the shit just come out like I'll yeah I'll be scared I'll be paranoid yo like when I get as much money as you

a gun in the bathroom just saying like that's a lot alright you crazy there's a few there's a few things I know that black people

came up with that was one of them the gun in the bathroom the TV in the bathroom the wine rack in the bathroom the TV in the bed the wine rack in the bathroom yeah that might be why anytime I've ever seen a gun in the bathroom they hide it in the tank that Mad movies. That's movie shit. It ain't excessive. You shitting, you can't get to the behind the tank.

You got to get up. You shitty. You're shitty. Hold on, hold on. I'm going to shot you in the back already. Let me wipe. You don't know when the intruder's going to come in. You might be taking a do.

So it is a convenient place to have it, right? In the tank? The tape to the back of the tank If you caught me taking a shit your timing is impeccable and do it You got the drop please literally We just gone come on see I'm opposite you don't let me wipe and don't flush. No, because that's going to make them think that I had a chance to fight back. And I didn't.

I wanted them to say, damn, Joe ain't even have a chance. Joe didn't even see it coming. I wanted to be one of those. Instead of, yo, he's a bitch ass nigga. Yeah. Man, Joe flushed and got shot. Watch his hands. Oh, shit.

Gentleman to the end. Stupid. shit gentleman to the end stupid gentleman to the end oh shit nah no bull I'm dead ass this morning I was in the shower

I heard a I turned around like whoa what the fuck man I want you to see my gut out I'm naked stomach out before you shoot me

looking all dumb dog the dude two houses down for me you know he's been doing some work in that house for a few years now but i keep hearing it in the morning like when i'm in the shower i'll just hear like a hollow like it sound like a little john sub like they ain't coming with no little shit to get me they coming with the I mean, they're like, nigga, shoot. Nigga got the Draco on me. Nigga shooting. They ain't coming with no little shit to get me. They coming with the... I want to get out of the shower looking like Laz Alonzo.

He just got me looking out of the shower looking like Barney. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Yo, the other day, we're watching... Shout out to Laz Alonzo. Dirty Mac and that nigga. There you go. I remember. I remember. Dirty Mac and his nigga. There you go.

I remember. That nigga Dirty Mac and some bullshit. Yo, yeah. What? No, I'm not. The other day, my girl, we watching fucking SWAT. This nigga Shemar Moore running around looking all sexy, arms all big. I'm like, yo, fam.

My girl's like, I had to look that nigga up. Nigga 6'1", 194. I said. But you looked up his stats. Yo, what's he wearing? I'm like, yo, fam. Hey, your names are together in the drop. Fam, dawg. But wait, no, because he left out.

It was funny before that. He said, my girl said, no, what'd your girl say? She sized that nigga up. I'm like, you like that nigga? She's like, yeah. But she was silently or like, so you can hear it or you can see it? No, I comment on the nigga like,

that nigga should look nice. You know what I'm saying? And I look, I'm like, you like that nigga? She's like, yeah. I tell the truth. If a nigga handsome, they handsome. I don't, you know what I mean? That nigga should look nice, bro.

And I'm like, damn. You want him to arrest you? You followed him on the bridge? You followed him on a ramp? Yeah, yeah. You start trying to call SWAT team. Let me down. Let me down. Yo, fam, I'll give a nigga some credit.

All right, so wait, but you looking up. 6'1". 194. I'm like, damn, I got to drop 40 pounds to be with that nigga. Sheesh. Well, you're a little bit taller. And you're taller. You taller than him. You got him in the height, though. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Well, you're a little bit taller. And you're taller. You're taller than him.

You got him in the height, though. Yeah, yeah. There you go. You only got to lose 30. Five. 35. I'm like, damn. Nigga, I didn't Cali tan him up.

Y'all guys, you guys got to get your summer bodies together. Right. I'm about to go get my hot stuff. No, that's true. Now I'm going to ask you again. I'm going to ask you again. I'm going to ask you again. What size t-shirt do you want me to get? I wear extra large everything.

Ice just swears I don't wear extra large t-shirt. Is that t-shirt you have on now extra large? I don't know what this is. This t-shirt is mad old, yo. I swear this t-shirt is mad old. They called me this morning like, yo, stop by the spot and pick me up a black t-shirt is mad Oh I don't know He calls me this morning Like yo Stop by Can you stop by the spot And pick me up a

In the hood They got the black t-shirts White t-shirts In the bodegas Can I Go ahead pardon me guy I says Alright cool

What size you need He said extra large I said No I wear extra large No he said yo That's my size Yeah that's my size My size too niggas

Ice I wear extra large It's fine though I'm gonna get Watch Yo I'm about to go My size too, niggas. Ice, I wear extra large. It's fine, though. I'm going to get... Watch. I told him he don't wear extra large either. He cursed me out. I wear an extra large. I wasn't trying to be funny with him.

I don't wear an extra large. I wear an extra large. You be on your flowy shit, though. What you wear? A 2X. What? I know. I don't...

You can't possibly wear a 2X. How in that song? What do you mean? In a t-shirt? I weigh 225. Oh, you know what? I weigh 225 pounds. Nigga, I'm talking about hands.

I'm talking about polo. No, you don't. I'm talking about t-shirts. All right, slow down, yo. Everybody stop. Something wrong. Because this is getting bad. Yeah.

You. I weigh 225. Ice, you're 5'4". I'm not 5'4". How tall are you? I'm 5'10". That's a generous 5'10". That is a generous 5'10", dog.

I'll let you read it. Get my shit. Read what? I don't care what your license says. Nigga, I'm out of my license. I'm 6'9". I'm 6'8". That is a generous 5'10". No, I'm 5'10".

Generous. Look at this nigga with his toes out. Hold on. Yo, move. Nah, he don't even got on those shoes. Oh He's way taller you guys wait, it's not taller than you, Ice. Way taller. It's not even close. What is it? Joe 5'11". Joe 5'11". Yo, you 5'7". Hey, yo, dog. If Joe 5'11", you 5'6". Joe way taller than you, son.

Jesus Christ. 5'8". No, no, we got a pod to do, but Ice, you not 5'10". If you 5'10", Joe 6'4". If you 5'10", Joe's 6'4". You not 5'10", Ice. I got scoliosis. Him too. Holy.

Him too. Ice should not weigh 200 pounds. Ice should not weigh 200 pounds. That nigga got the tape measure for you. No, nigga. Ice. Oh, shit. Ice, you should not weigh 225 pounds yo bro I'm telling you we out of shape

we are out of shape yo man Iverson's got two three inches on the body why you take them Iverson's off I just put them back lose some pounds, nigga. We all lose pounds. So I told y'all I took my in-home physical. Right. Where Michael Ball had all these fancy people with machines come and do all this EKG, heart monitor, blood, pulse, all this wild shit. Talking about, I'm really out of breath, though. You're like. No, that was a Non-smoker's breath

That was a It feels good to be To be able to do one of those But So he calls me Well he texts me And says Call me

Call me so I can discuss the results That's always a Scary text to get I hate y'all yo I hate Why do y'all do that? I like I like cliffhangers and shows.

Not my health. Not my health. Why do they do that? It's fucked up. I think they get a little bit of, you know, enjoyment, sadistic enjoyment. I think they do that. I think that's a hero something.

That's a hero something. The God complex. Doctors have a God complex. Yes, yes. That's what that is. That shit ain't funny. No, at all. My doctor was like, yo, if I don't call you, you good. God complex. Yes, yes. That's what that is. That shit ain't funny. No, at all. Because my doctor was like,

yo, if I don't call you, you good. It's good. But if I call you in the next day or two, it's bad. Yeah. That nigga ain't called me

for like three weeks, so I was like, yeah, bro. You been around, yeah. And that shit dip. Yeah, yeah. I'm good. Y'all been tied up,

but I meant to let you know. It's bad, so. So here's Michael Paul texting me talking meant to let you know. It's bad, so. Fucked up. So, yeah, Michael Paul texted me talking about, let me know when we can discuss the results so you ain't know. I was like, now, nigga. All right, hit me.

So, he calls, and he's slow walking the dog. See? Well, your such and such came, and it looks perfectly normal. Everything is, they getting all this doctor weirdo talk. I'm like, dog, I don't have time for this shit. So, then he gets into the serious shit, which is, all right, you're CODBC, which controls the tri-fat and how the fat attaches to your bone.

It should normally be anywhere between 200 and 900. Your shit was 7,000. So you're right in the middle there. You're at a 500. And I said, all right, that sounds good. He says, well, yeah, but I mean, it could be a 900. Basically, all this means is you're fat. Wait.

He said, you stop smoking. I watch the Insta story. I see your plates. We need smaller portions. You need more exercise you you at your age should be able to have this number land here and then you would feel the difference I can get you to what did he call the booster something for the is it something booster testosterone testosterone booster your testosterone low no but it could be higher.

40 something. I'm fucking with you. You ain't getting a joke. It was a joke. I'm too stupid to know. I don't know what testosterone does. It's your manliness. It's your manliness.

It can make your dick hard, give you your libido. Yeah. Oh, I thought that shit was next to the oil change in the car. I thought that was right next to the oil change is the testosterone change. Yo, that's why you were making that girl voice Thinking your testosterone low My shit is that low Oh y'all trying to blame me on my testosterone low

It could be higher Now I see why they be in these DMs They know They know They got a radar. JoJo. Yo, this is stupid. Now you're making me mad now.

I'm telling you. Oh, man. This is a HIPAA violation. Hey, Michael Paul. Hey, I'm on air. Real quick. Where my testosterone was at again? I didn't know that was attached to fucking.

It is. You didn't tell me that. You gave me the doctor version. Where my shit was at again? You want me to say on air? It was bad? It was bad? Wait, no, don't say it if it was bad.

I thought you said I was right in the middle. You are. You are right in the middle. Thank you. You're in the 500. 500. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, so don't scare. See, I do.

You're 40-something, you're a grown man. What's yours at, nigga? Oh, my shit. No, Mike, I just wanted to make sure that I had the right number with the right testosterone thing. Because they're trying to play me. They're talking about... You're fine. You're fine.

You're fine. You giving the boosters out? Yeah, but if my girl meet one of these niggas with the 800, like 900... I might need a booster. No, I need a booster, Michael Paul. Yeah. It's part of the service. I need a booster and a honey pack. And I'll test it. I need need a booster. No, I need a booster, Michael Paul. Yeah. The service, it's part of the service. I need a booster and a honey pack.

And I'll test it. I need a little blue boy. I'm in the building. All right, man. All right, Michael Paul's busy. Mike, hit me later. All right, bye. Oh, shit.

Yeah, don't play with me. My shit is right in the middle. But what he was saying was, and I didn't bring this up for us to talk about this. He said you could feel the difference between 500 and 800. Yes. It has something to do with weight loss. But anyway, so we fat

is the bottom line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of us. All Americans. Not Corey and Parks. No, they fat too. Well, not Parks. Not Parks.

Corey ain't fat neither. Man, that nigga, Corey got about 800 pull-ups in him now. On site, that nigga. The climb is building. I can guarantee you that Shamar Moore

probably takes them testosterone boosters. Because he's older than everybody in this room and looking like that. By the way, he used to have these parties in L.A. called

Butt Naked or Bounce. Yeah. You guys. I used to have those parties. Wait, hold on. That sound like a compound. Right there in the story. Wait, butt naked and bounce or bounce?

Or bounce. Oh, I had that party. It was a compound. She had those parties. You had to get naked or you had to leave. It was, yes. Butt naked or bounce. And I had that good radiator heat, so it was completely logistical year round.

Yo, you participated? I did not. I did not. You got to have that party with the bounce machine. The kids be bouncing on it. And you got to play K7. Bounce. Come on. Bounce.

You went to those parties? No, I didn't make it to those parties. No. I was insecure. Could you guys believe that? I was insecure. Some days I'll be feeling like clunking oh Canada oh Canada no bullshit

I was I just didn't feel it's cool it's a different world out there in LA what were you insecure about what were you insecure about? Everybody is fake. What were you insecure about? You know, it's just like everybody has the perfect bodies and shit like that. All right.

We know. All right, audience. I mean, shit, you were just talking to your girl about Shemar Moore, and you were feeling away. Mel. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, you know what I'm saying it's cool though that nigga can't rock with me

you know what I'm saying I'm still me but nah I'm gonna get my shit right we fear different dudes who me and you fear different dudes

yeah we fear different dudes like Shemar Moore like he start going too crazy I'll fuck him up me too okay okay what was that story down there you was scared of Quentin Richardson Like, Shemar Moore. Like, he start going too crazy. I'll fuck him up. Me too. Okay. Okay.

What was that story down there? You was scared of Quentin Richardson. He can dunk. Actually, you saved Quentin Richardson, but I swear to God, I was about to save JaVale McGee. JaVale McGee just told the little niggas to stop playing with him. You didn't see it? I did see it.

That's what made me think of it. Yeah, he's like, yo, stop playing, because. You ain't see it? I did see it. That's what made me think of it. Yeah, he's like, yo, stop playing because little dude was recording him. No, but past recording. Yeah, it wasn't just recording. Dude was standing in his face like a couple feet away

just doing this, taping. And JaVale McGee started taping himself saying, listen, this little kid in front of me recording, I know what he's doing. I know these little stupid reaction TikTok trends they're doing. I just these little stupid reaction TikTok trends they're doing. I just want y'all to know some of us

grew up before social media where when niggas approached you, it was... It was on. It was time to do it. It's a reaction video, but a different reaction video. But then he turned his camera to show us the kid. Some little crazy looking kid. Screech. Some little screech looking kid.

Some little screech. The kid is actually somebody that got a fucking some little crazy looking kid. Screech. Some little screech looking kid. Some little screech. He do that, though. Like, the kid is actually somebody that got a fucking platform doing that. See, that's not enough for me. That's my consistent point on this podcast. I'm with you. I'm with you in that.

I don't know who the fuck. I don't care who you are. And you taping something and hitting a button ain't enough. Ain't enough. Yeah. Ain't enough. I'm with you. Yeah, shit ain't funny, though.

It's not funny. At all. Not't enough. Yeah. Ain't enough. I'm with you. That shit ain't funny, though. It's not funny. At all. Not at all. And you can't do nothing. Yeah, you need to possess some type of... You're a multi-millionaire. You can't do nothing because if you smack they phone, if you do anything, you smack they hand, now it's a lawsuit. You see what Bad Bunny did? Yeah. And he paid out some bad money, too.

Yeah. Bad Bunny did it. Chris Brown threw that phone On the stage And another celebrity Threw a phone Kanye threw a phone And they tried Kanye threw a phone

They actually Decided to not push There were no charges For price or anything But don't y'all out there Think that y'all can start Taking people's phones And throw them

Cause you cannot You can't do that You cannot And some of y'all Don't think you can put a phone In a nigga's face Cause you put it In the wrong nigga's face They gonna put it in the wrong nigga's face.

They're going to put their phone in your face, and it ain't an iPhone. Stupid motherfucker. But anyway, whatever that store was down by Houston Street that all niggas used to go shop at and get their jeans and fly shit from, I used to be down there. It was a little girl. They always had a good-looking girl that worked there. There was a good-looking girl that worked in there.

Well, not worked in there, but was in there one night. Ran in. I was eyeing, showing sure not this nigga JaVale McGee came from the back nine feet tall look taller in person and all y'all little games about whether or not people can play basketball or not in real life don't matter don't it didn't matter at all whether he was good or not damn dog that nigga been in the league for 15 joints. So if you just average it at $2 million a year, which is light, it's 30 mil.

I wouldn't give a fuck if he averaged seven a game, 30 mil. He's still talking about money. The oxygen is different. Where he was and where I was. We wasn't breathing the same shit. Yeah, nah. I love how that's still. Smoker lungs. Yeah, nah. I love that story.

Smoking lungs. Yeah, I got out of there. I ain't playing with these bastards. Anyways. You're scared of them niggas. What were you talking about? Yeah, nah. I know.

We were talking about getting old, health, getting fat. But I was broke banging with all them niggas. True. Now I'm not playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm retired. the I'm not playing yeah retired damn you think you'll crack them well now I think

they got well not the basketball players the football players are worried about the basketball players definitely and basketball player money also changed

now too yeah they playing different but hey I was just some starlets over the weekend and I thank God

Every time I always know Who the Nets or Knicks Was playing By who was in Starlets On the weekend So Somebody must have

Played Nuggets Here come Jovich You're lying No I swear to God The Joker was In Starlets I'm talking to them You're trash.

You are trash. If I would have went to Starlet and Joker came in Starlet and I didn't bring that up on the pod, you would have called me trash. You would have called me trash. That's facts. Am I lying? No, you're absolutely right.

As I said the story, I was like, oh, man. What? Because it wasn't no story. Joe, he's a seven-foot Russian in the middle of Starlet. No disrespect, I don't even know any Russian. But that's where you're wrong. I'm going to stitch myself down a little bit. He didn't look seven foot to me because I was in the back VIP where you got to go up some steps.

And he just came in on the bottom level. He was your size. Yeah. We was equal footing, buddy. But he came in, and Aaron Gordon came in, and a few of the Nuggets dudes came in there. At this point, I got two of the baddest ones in the office. Yo, I had no idea.

Them niggas was looking at me like I was Jesus in that corner. The joker looked at me. I looked at him. He said, jokes on you, nigga. He said, I said. Oh, man. And then I got out. I paid them girls.

I gave them their money, and I went. I'm sure that the people had a good time with them. But the point of that story is today, I'm not, me and the athletes of today ain't even in competition like the same women. Like, they like different women. And the women they'd have picked in there was going to be different than the women I would have picked in there.

Back in the day, we was banging over the same girls. Nah, some of them niggas like your type. I don't bump into them. True, the times have changed. Don't grieve, though. I'm going to go out on a limb. He might shock you, though. Every time the West Coast.

Joker might like him at 215. But when those West Coast teams come over here, I always see them with the white girls. Always see them with the white girls. Or the Kardashian. Or the thin, thin, thin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Model-esque. The West Coast teams.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Even when Fournier brought his ass over here From Orlando Caught his ass over there Sapphires Happy to be These niggas be happy To get over here That Jay Harden

Ain't in there With them bonies Them bonies Y'all shooting At the same bucket Nigga No love Nah that's funny

They be looking For the Kardashian Esk Thing I was on Instagram Every Yo they look Just like they related. For sure.

That doctor is rich, rich. Made me look like him. They really be looking like they related to them. Yo, that shit is crazy. I'm glad that's a headache I ain't got to deal with no more. It was hard work trying to get bitches from the basketball play.

You had to put a lot of time in with them, boy. Personality had to really shine through, right? Yeah, you ain't had no money. I'm on that phone, daddy. What? You had to. Yeah. He ignoring you?

I'm going to be right there. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. You crazy. You had to pick him up from the NBA hotel. Oh, ba, ba, ba, ba. You crazy. A few times you had to pick him up from the NBA hotel. Oh, shit. He did what? I'll be right there. I can't believe he did that to you.

I went to East Rutherford one night, picked up something. One of them Giants niggas just left him. I said, he left you? Damn. What a monster. How could he? After Griffin, he just left you. Oh, man.

He's having a bad season anyway. Right there. That's a true story. That's Hayden and Dirty Mac. I ain't do nothing. She called me to pick her up. It was two niggas. They was roommates.

I guess the nigga found something better. And so what did her phone call to you sound like? What'd she say to you? Hey, you up? Yup. Yeah, I'm up. Yeah, both of us. Both of us.

What's up? Yo, I need a favor. This is a true story. I need a favor. I was like, what's going on? Yo, I drove my car, and I was drinking, and she had the... Breathalyzer in the car? And couldn't drink.

Damn. Couldn't drink. So she was out there, two receiver niggas. One nigga was with a girl. The other nigga was with Shorty. He did the dip set. And I went over there and scooped up like him. God bless.

Expert analysis right here. Only on the J.B.P. Hey Sometimes When the fumble occurs Hey man You heard him I pick it up

Pick it up and run it back And run it back for the touchdown Brother What you want me to do? Oh speaking of Cam I do want to give I do want to give A round of applause to Cam

Actually I do For sure Cam and Mace I'm clapping Yeah I like it I seen that I seen one episode round of applause to Cam, actually. I do. Cam and Mace, right? I'm clapping. Yeah, I like it. I've seen one episode.

I've never been to hate ice, but that's not true. That's not true. That's a show. Nah, that show is fire. The set is fire. The colors are fire. The topics are fire.

What they're doing is fire. What they're doing is fire. So, take that. Ice. I didn't say nothing, bro. I just went like that. Yes. Shout out to Cam. Shout out to Mase.

That whole show is fire. Also in my gift prop segment, since y'all called me Aida, I want to give props to, I want to say happy birthday to Bun B, Hip Hop's OG. And I want to hit the round of applause for Bun B because that fucking Trill Burger is selling out all over the universe. That's what's up. They sold out at the Texas Rodeo.

Wow. Yeah, really. Yeah, no, no. Bun is getting a lot of support. Let's go. And that burger is doing very, very, very well. I have yet to have one yet but i hear nothing but great things shout out to bumby shout out to cam ron hip-hop 50 hip-hop's 50th birthday

with hip-hop artists continuing to evolve i was listening to the radio yesterday and funk flex that they're doing uh summer jam in new york because of the 50th anniversary it's not gonna be in Jersey at MetLife this year. It's going to be in New York somewhere. They didn't disclose the location. Oh, in New York. I would have to think it's Yankee Stadium, right? Or Citi Field?

Uh-uh. Huh? You know where it's at? No, I don't know where it's at. Steinbrenner's ain't letting you rap. Let's hope it is. I was thinking maybe Jones Beach. Trash. Governor's Island

Trash Yeah it could be one of them actually Yeah I didn't think about the islands It's too small Yeah Randall's Island or Governor's Island It's too small I don't know

Call the governor I'm trying to think of something that would be Cause that's a big That's a big show It would have to be Governor's No I wasn't going anywhere But That's dope

The real fly shit would be Yankee Stadium. Yeah, because it's Bronx. It's the Bronx. That would be fly. That would be dope. That would be fly. I don't see it happening, but you know. Let's see what else is here.

Who asked for Good Burger 2? Nobody. And what, 30 years later? Nobody. Who saw Good Burger 1? Not I. Then you see it. You know I saw it. You know I saw Good Burger 1? Not I. You see anything? Then you see it. You know I saw it.

You know I saw Good Burger 1. You my man. Hey, niggas know who love orange soda. Yo, you my man, yo. Niggas know who love orange soda, man. What you want me to do? Orange soda. Don't worry about it.

Listen, normally I come on this podcast and give out some hate, but I love when my co-hosts have some hate to dish out there. Anyone want to tell us about Tyler Perry? Ah. Yeah, you thought, yeah. I forgot about the Tyler Perry post. Yeah, he put the post up. Let me read the post because, first of all, it was like a Geo Metro.

Geo Metro. It was his first car. Yeah, the Geo Metro. Oh, she said, every now and then I take my Geo Metro out for a spin. On his compound. In parentheses, when I was homeless, it was a spin. On his compound. In parentheses. When I was homeless, it was a car just like this that was my shelter. If looking back at how far you have come doesn't make you thankful, I don't know what will.

There's no way to be ungrateful when you appreciate every blessing you have. And if you're still in the struggle, please fight on. It's so sweet on the other side of pain. I just don't think he's really driving the Geo Metro around, honestly. Why not? He's driving it around his compound like a golf cart. Because it looks like one. It does.

Yeah. He's 1,000%. And he tall, yo. I'm not getting all this money to go back and buy the shitty cars I had when I was broke. I don't see the swag in that. Don't lie, yo. There might be some fly shit to do. It's not.

Go get the old... The hootie? Yeah, yo. Tyler Perry. I'm calling cappuccino on this one. And I'm not mad at him, but what I'm saying is

he took a picture of what the color, it was blue? It was blue. Of a blue Geo Metro in front of his million acre home. Estate.

Estate, yeah. Yeah, watch your mouth. Pardon me. Estate. Talking about, oh, look how far I've come. I used to sleep in this car. I think the grass

that the car was sitting on is worth more than the car itself. The brick it was sitting on, whatever it was sitting on. Whatever it was. Yeah, whatever, pavers. But Tyler Perry liked to stop it, sitting on. Whatever it was. Whatever it was. Yeah, whatever. Papers. But Tyler Perry liked

Stop It, yo. He got to stop. Just for that, I hope Puff get beat, too. No, for real. Now we got to throw some more hate on this nigga. But he bugged out.

He think we stupid. Everything is an ad. And I'm just sick of everything being an ad. Yeah. I am very tired of that. The songs are ads. The inspirational,

motivational moments are ads. The dances are ads. The inspirational, motivational moments are ads. The dances are ads. Yeah. That's nuts. It's disgusting. Everything is ads. Everything. Yeah, it's trash.

And I guess I just get annoyed by it. He didn't do nothing wrong. I don't think Perry didn't do nothing wrong. Maybe I would do that too if I was in the same position, but it's just funny. What was this an ad for? A Geo Metro? Ain't no more Geo. There's no more Geo.

I don't know if he was being sincere or not, but in this climate, everything seems like a gimmicky type of fake motivational. An ad for motivation. But he might have been

being sincere, I don't know, but I'm just saying in this climate, if he was sincere, we wouldn't have seen it. Yeah. Or it would have been a quick post, like.

No, because you could be trying to inspire others. You get what I'm saying? Like, yo, I slept in this car at one point. Now I'm billions up. Yo, you're Tyler Perry. First of all, every helicopter in Atlanta has shown me the sky view of your home. That's been inspirational to me.

Every time you've won an award, you get up there and say some, and this is all cap too, but, well, not cap, but an ad. Not an ad. When he gets up there, my grandmother,

when I was growing up, said that you gotta, whatever the fuck, whatever he be saying up there, like, come on, it works, but you ripping off church and black and gospel, I mean, whatever the fuck whatever he be saying up there like come on it works but you ripping off

church and black and gospel I mean I don't want to say that you know what's funny when you get a billion I want to see

what you gonna say when I get what a billion I'm gonna see what you gonna say I'm not gonna cap I'm gonna tell none of you niggas

wanted me to get this shit I'm on y'all ass that's not true, y'all. That's not true. You all get up there and start calling pop jokes. Growing up in Sumter, South Carolina.

Y'all gonna look at me, right? I'm gonna be on TV because I'm not gonna speak to y'all no more. I'm gonna be on TV and I'm gonna say some shit like, you know, growing up on a dirt road

to Sumter, South Carolina when I was three years old, homeless. Y'all gonna be watching from some fly shit in Jersey saying, yo, this nigga's bullshit. Oh, shit.

I would hope that y'all call that out. He is full of shit up there. But you don't have to do that. You could be like, yo. Then why do they do it? You could be like, yo, it was a point in my life where I was down and out. I was sleeping on the nigga floor. I was doing X, Y, Z.

That could be true. See, I think that's corny. But it could be true, though. But I wouldn't do it because I think it's corny. I've slept on people's floors. I know. I've slept on benches. That's why I said it's true.

I think they're going to put all of that together and try to have the heartfelt moment while you're in arguably the fucking greatest point of your life. I think it's corny. I think that's some fly shit. I think it's corny. What's the alternative? I think that's some fly shit to show, yo, I was here at one point.

That's sincerity, though. I was here at one point. It's not sincerity because most of them niggas don't even write that shit. Like, get up there and say some... Watch.

If Puff get BET, we're going to start seeing sincerity. He don't go up there and lie. I know they're going to say I'm a Puff injurer. You are. You are. But he not going to get up there and lie. That nigga Tyler Perry got up there and lie. I know they're going to say I'm a puffin jerk. You are. But he not going to get up there and lie.

That nigga Tyler Perry got up there and said, yo, fam, the lot I bought during the Civil War, 5,000 slaves fought for their freedom on this particular piece of land. He smoked this. I'm not talking about this one. And one nigga now owns this land. I'm not talking about that one. He one nigga now I'm not talking about this one. owns this land. I'm not talking about that one. He smoked that. He smoked what?

He hit that out the park. Yo. Stop it, because I'll pull up some Jesse Williams shit to crack his muffin. It will. Jesse ain't got a B yet.

I'll put some inside the capitalist. Look. Are we talking about motivational bitches or how much money they got? The motivation shit, yeah. The money is the motivation.

What you talking about? The money is the motive. Yeah, talking about? The money is the motive. Yeah, nigga. You get a B, boy, you going to be a different nigga. You know what's funny? I can't tell the truth on these podcasts for real. But some of the stories that have been floating behind the scenes about the people that get up there and do those things, I believe a lot of them. Yeah, true, true, true.

That's what it is. And it contradicts. It be contradicting some of they motivational shit. Yeah. Some of these niggas be true life assholes and be mean as fuck in real life. I heard, but. But whatever. I don't want to make it sound like I'm shitting on Tyler Perry because I'm not.

No, no, no. Because I'm not. I fuck with Tyler Perry. But Tyler Perry is from that well-oiled black. That's that. That's that. That's the B, yo. Yeah, but you got to be. The B sophisticates you.

But wait. Yeah, the B oils you up. You don't hear Oprah now. You're not friends with Oprah. Oprah don't even talk. Hey, Hope got the B. Hey, yo, and there's a lot of niggas out here that say Jay-Z is unrelatable. Good.

He should be unrelatable. I can't relate to you. A billion dollars. You agreeing with me? No, no, no. Wait, stop. Let me get him. Let me get him.

Stop. No, you agreeing with me because Hov don't get up there and tell you all his Brooklyn Marcy Project stories now that he got a B. You don't even hear him. Jay-Z don't talk much.

But when he talk, he pull it out. He does not do that talking to heartstring bullshit. He don't do that. No, he don't talk much But when he talk He pull it out He does not do that Talking to heart string bullshit He don't do that No he don't But I'm saying He'll pull out a story

He won't Violin you to death But he'll tell you about Yo I was here at one point And now I'm here at one point You get what I'm saying I think Jay's catalog Does enough of that

You know what I mean That's true too God did verse That's true At the beat yeah he talks about god did how many other bees i made now how many like that's because that was selling we were selling this and now look what we're doing because that has been his consistent lifestyle for a while now he doesn't need to revert back to talking about water and wine see

that's what i mean stop and the people out there not going to feel what I'm saying, but I think Puff, I mean, not Puff, I think that whole hip-hop billionaire or come-from-hip-hop billionaire is true to form. If he don't have to talk, he's not going to talk.

And if he's going to talk, it's going to be on some shit that I own with some people I employ, surrounded by people I employ that I came up with. All my homies is home from jail. Nobody told.

We living good. It's about company's wealth. And Beyonce, I'm married. This is the married version of what this looks like. I applaud that. I fuck with Puff because he is the non-married version

of what the billionaire from music is supposed to look like. I'm fucking a different girl every week. They all at my birthday party. I'm on the yacht they know about each other you better not say a word keep this quiet this a uh deli on and pour it up it's a new serac yo there's a content people all like it just he's not he ain't trying to like when he wouldn't award or when they ask him to come host somewhere he get up there and say

yo they be fucking us up. This whole shit is fucked up. They've been doing it wrong. We need to redo everything. It's just true to form. I'm a fan of true to form. Even if I'm wrong about it, I'm a fan of it. I can see through that other shit is like real transparent to me when your publicist wrote something. Or when it's an ad, when I'm listening to the water cooler words that are making you want to use to make somebody feel like that's what i'm saying it's that's what

i'm saying you think you you feel like um tyler perry's is more performative well it is performing it is before and there's nothing but there's nothing wrong with that so i don't want to say like i see what you're saying it's like there's nothing wrong with that it's almost like he's still playing the game but i mean at the end of the day, he is an actor. I'm playing it safe. He comes from the Oprah school. Yes.

Like you keep talking about the Billy. No, no, no. And I'm saying before you get to the Billy, you got to be prepped for it. So he looks like he's been prepped from...

Produced. Yes. Yes. And it comes off that way. Whereas Puff gets on the mic and no publicist wrote what puff about to say true no they did but i forgot it no no i'm a freestyler i've literally seen him i don't remember what they wrote i got it yeah that's it's different it's like it is different

and i might have had three shots already oh I got on the bike. For sure. Puff is not worried about being careful. Choosing his words, whereas Tyler Perry seems to be extremely careful. It's the difference between Rihanna and Beyonce. Beyonce is all pageant queen. She's all perfect and coiffed. Very well

versed. Exactly. Rihanna doesn't give a fuck. Rihanna will say what she wants. She'll do what she wants. And that's it. I agree with that. That was a great example. That's a good analogy. That was a great analogy. Yeah.

I agree with that. And it's always been really interesting how Beyonce felt the need to be so perfect and controlled and decided about every single move she made. And Rihanna got pretty much the same level. Michael Jackson and Prince. Yeah. Without doing it the exact opposite way. When you hear, certain people though,

when you hear them speak, you could tell that they've been in music from teenage years. Usher don't fuck up. Usher interviews are flawless. He's been in entertainment since he was a teenager. He knows what to say, what night to say. You get what I'm saying? Usher is Beyonce, male version of Beyonce.

Or interviews. They don't really fuck up. They're going to say, oh, perfect. Every reply is going to be amazing. Media training. Yeah, it's going to be amazing. So that's the difference between Puff, I guess, and Tyler Perry. Puff going to get up there and be like, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Tyler Perry's going, good evening. That's the difference between Puff I guess and Tyler Perry Puff gonna get up there

and be like yeah you know what I'm saying Tyler Perry's gonna good evening that's the difference but question

who do you think will run BET better Puff or Tyler Perry you're not asking me I'm gonna say Puff yeah I wouldn't know

I don't know I think they both bring different strengths but they're both capable leaders you know what I mean't know. I think they both bring different strengths, but they're both capable leaders. You know what I mean? Puff's going to probably bring more music. Musical content.

Entertainment side where Tyler's going to bring more. You know what I will say, though? Take all that Madea shit up the street, dog. I was going to say. Take all that shit up the street somewhere, dog. I've seen a lot of his movies and stuff. No, he doing them shits with no budgets, though. But I think

the content style would be drastically different. I think content will be drastically different. You can see it. He put that budget right. No, it's a budget. It was a budget. He maybe didn't use it, but it was a budget.

Yo, I think the content will be drastically different. Because I think Puff is more over the top. Then Tyler Perry is more reserved and conservative. And I think it'll translate in the content. I think that'll be the decision on who gets it. Maybe. Might be right.

Hopefully, regardless of who gets it, I hope that they can work together. Yeah, yeah. And I hope that they can work together. Like, I hope if Puff gets it, I don't hope that Tyler Perry shows go away. Oh, no. I don't want y'all to work together. Yeah, yeah. And I hope that they can work together. I hope if Puff gets it, I don't hope that Tyler Perry shows go away. Oh, no. I don't want y'all to work together,

but I'm rooting for everybody black. They got 17 shows on BET. You just want them all gone? I don't know. I ain't turned BET on. Me either,

but he got 49 shows on there. I know that. They got an app. What's the BET app? What's the B-E-T app? What's the B-E-T plus? B-E-T plus. You're going to need more than Madea to get me to drop some shit. You're going to need more than that.

What else? What else you got? Oh, man. All his shows. Tyler Perry got 99 shows on there, yo. They keep going up every time I say it. No, but listen. We know he got a massive

deal over there and he's got a massive you know he's got a lot of shit but that's great once we start getting the ownership and that's why

I really don't want him to get it cause they just gonna it's all his content it's gonna be the Tyler Perry channel it's gonna be his version of Oprah of oh

oh and that ain't hip hop not that it need to stay hip hop but music centric it's going to be his version of Oprah. Of O. Oh. And that ain't hip-hop. Not that it need to stay hip-hop, but music-centric. That's all. I'm looking at parts of the show. That's a good assessment, yeah.

I ain't thinking about that. BET hasn't been music-centric for so long. True. He has MTV, like none of that shit. Yeah. Nobody focuses on music no more. Reality TV took over. Yep.

But it'd be nice if they were. It would be great. Sure. At least a little bit more. Some semblance of what it used to be. Just something. Yeah. I agree.

All right. Parts of the show. All right. Here's Jay. What's up, Jay? What's up, Jay? We're reading this together in real time here. Jay says, I'll keep this short. I'm a 26-year-old male that struggles with talking to females,

which stops me from getting what I want from some ass and more. And more. Pussies and more. So the question is, what should I do to speak to females more and not be scared or nervous? And not be scared or nervous to say something. Just backstory for, yes, I've had a girl before, but it took me a while. It took me a while to get it. And yes, I speak to women, but I'm never able to take it further than just, hey, what you doing?

How are we just going to laugh at Jay? That's fucked up, buddy. That's what they pay for. Oh, man. Hey, Jay. I would like everyone's thoughts on what I should do, but really, Ish and Mel, one for a girl's perspective, and Ish because he said he doesn't approach women.

So I want to understand how he gets what he gets. My best friend is like that too. Thank you. I love the pod. Aw, Jay. Thank you so much, Jay. And this is great. I was just about to say you got to get a Joe or two on your team. My best friend is like that. I'm the one that

goes up and talks. Fam, you got to get three or four Chris Pauls, preferably if you're a guy, Jay. Get a girl. The cool girls? Alley Hoop City. I'm always super duper fly with the females that just got all the baddies.

It's over. Once they stamp you. Yeah. My man. It's over, bro. My man always sends my wife. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test time. Test Yeah. My man. That's all of them. My man always says my wife. Test out the whole city. Vroom.

Vroom. Vroom. My man always says my wife to go get the girls for him. There you go. Yeah. I'm telling you. God, that is such. That's a good wing. That is such fucking guy advice.

I know. It really fucking is. I know. Mel. It is. If you and I grew up together, Mel. Shaw, bro. Oh, no, no, no. And I'ma walk that way and Mel go,

yo, yeah, my brother. You're absolutely right in that respect. I am a fucking amazing wing woman. There you go. You absolutely want to have me on your arm like just, okay, right, got it. And we get a plan of action.

I'm, Aliu. Where were you when we get a plan of action. I'm alley-oop. Where were you when we needed a wing woman? You weren't anywhere wing woman-y. You don't need that, though. I've had friends that I'm the wing woman for. No, Joe don't need that. Joe does not need a wing woman at all. Joe, Toy, Charlie, Elle.

I got about 40 of them. I got about 40 of them. But what happens after the wing woman or the wing man helps you with the alley-oop? Well, he can talk from there. He sounds like he doesn't have anything past W-Y-D. What are you doing? And women fucking hate that shit. Do not what are you doing me to death.

Do not do that. That's why I mix it up with a little W-Y-A. Where you at? What are you doing? And it's just like, Switch it up. You got to keep doing your things. Thank God, yeah.

Jay, you got to put down your phone every once in a while. Just stop scrolling and I don't know, maybe just get a fucking mentor or something like that. That can help. Drinks will loosen you up

Exactly A little bit of liquid courage Not too much though No no not too much Not too much Just one little drink Get you a little loosened up Exactly

And the inhibitions will go And you'll be able to have A little bit more conversation Yeah just go talk to them Or just Ask questions Ask questions Ask the girl questions

Well Some people are bad At asking questions too Not just ask some of these girls. Mean as fuck. You go ask a question. That's why you moved to the next squad. Fool, I don't know you.

What the fuck are you asking me questions for? Okay, well, if she's going to be mean right off the bat, fuck her. But seriously. But ask questions. And if you don't know which questions to ask, Google. Google. I swear to God. Put in this in the search board.

This is terrible advice. AJ, have you listened to this whack-ass advice? It's not. You're going to be lonely for a long time, my nigga. Oh, Canada.

Oh, Canada. That's not even a song. Listen, you fuckers are not going to dog pile on me today. Hey, Mel.

What? You're not going to tell Jay to go Google questions to ask a girl. Jay, get you a cool nigga like Joe or a couple girls. I'm going to do it right now.

Please do. Google, I'm going to Google questions to ask girls. Okay? Let me see what comes up. Okay, questions to ask girls.

No, this is going to be funny. I want to hear these questions. Make sure you clear your history if you do do this, Kamar, because then she opens the phone. Questions to ask girls that you like. Where did you grow up? What is your happy place?

What's the best piece of advice you've ever been given? Yo. Yo. We got him. Have you ever been in love? Come on now, that's a good one. Those are questions that you ask later. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Jason has to get to this. Where'd you grow up is cool. Okay, you got some opening questions, and then once there's a dialogue going, then you can ask some deeper questions. He indicated that he doesn't even have good conversation at all. So let's just say

he gets the girl's attention because he got the wing. It's an insecurity thing, to be honest with you. So you don't want to get shot down? No, because once you in there, if you still can't converse, that's just you don't feel confident

about yourself. I'm a little on the shy side, but once she cracked the door, I'm bum rushing the door. But you also got to realize that I'm in the building. Listen, we're all of a certain age. We didn't little on the shy side, but once she cracked the door, I'm bum-rushing the door. But you also got to realize that, listen, we're all of a certain age. We didn't grow up with social media, so we don't have the social

kind of like awkwardness. You had to talk to girls. Yeah. Like, actually had to get a number and write the number down. You had to actually have a conversation, bro. He's 26 years old. They don't do that shit no more. He's growing up with this shit. No, I'm 47. Right. And I wasn't hollering at no chicks. And I was a monster in these streets.

You just circumvent. Light skin, light eyes. You didn't have to do a fucking thing other than bat your eyes at some bitch to get her. That is far from true. That's hate. Is it true, though? No, it's not. Is it true?

No. Jay. Is it true? Get you some homeboys and homegirls that throw alley-oops well. Get in the gym. Get your Shamar Moore on. You know what I'm saying? But what does he have when he doesn't have all that?

What does he have, like, in terms of having conversation with a girl? Hey, Jay, this is why you should have just asked me. Because they're using a lot of words. Everybody don't got a thumb. To say pay. He's 26. They're using a lot of words to say pay. He's 26. They're using a lot of words to say pay.

Bitch, you don't care about your conversation. She don't care about none of that. She come fuck you, suck you, swallow you, fuck your girl, she'll do all that shit. You ain't got no how to talk.

Where do you work? That's hilarious. And how many hours a Where do you work? That's hilarious. And how many hours a week do you work? Is it part time? Do you have some disposable income you could spare? 26, dog. Dog. Hey, the Great Depression is coming.

These chicks' prices is coming down. Also, I've been out in the New York scene. Some of our OGs and veteran bartenders are moving on to Greener Pastures there is an entire new crop of talent that are not as entitled

yeah and not as expensive that's what I'm saying so yeah Jay all you gotta do is pay oh man

poor Jay poor Jay poor Jay yo he's got the shit trust the luck buddy hope they helped you bro Poor Jay Poor Jay Yo He just got The shit Best of luck buddy Hope they helped you bro You hear the three different

Levels of advice No I know Google No I know That was crazy Listen I'm just telling you Some good shit man

Pay No now With the Great Depression The timing of it With Listen now Stop calling it The Great Depression yo What do you it. Listen, now. Stop calling it the Great Depression, yo.

What do you think is going away? Don't put that out in the sky. Shit. All right. Okay. Rent money becoming mad later and later.

Fucker just paid me the other day. I'm like, yo, ah. The 21st? Yeah. Yeah, nigga. The fuck is you doing?

Yeah. Shit crazy, yo. But what's your, what's your, nah, nah, you got it. You need stricter late policy penalties. Yeah, they're going to fuck with your daughter. Shit crazy out there. Nah, you need stricter late policy penalties. And some of them late penalties policies, they get crazy. I'm about to start getting crazy. I was in one where I made sure I wasn't going to be late at all. That shit said, all right, the first day is such and such.

The second day is 100. Like, if it's 50 the first day, you're late. Then it was 100 the next day, you're late. Then it was to double every day until you paid. You signed that? Huh? Yeah, I signed it. You got that right, I signed it.

I hire people to pay bills on time. You can't. Why do I care about that clause? Listen to Rich Randy over here. That's all right, bro. My company will have all of this stuff paid. Our accounts payable. Days in advance. All right, bro.

We understand. But I wouldn't normally sign with you. What? Yeah, that's crazy. You can fall on hard times. You doubling the rent any day. Hey, whoever live in ish buildings, I'm telling you now. If y'all get crazy with the rent during the next national pandemic,

y'all will be homeless. Burn that bitch down. He'll burn it himself. Yo, you're telling me. I don't eat nobody. Yo, fuck out of here. This shit crazy, dog. Yo, short sales is up.

Foreclosures is through the roof. Because a lot of that pandemic shit. I know what you're saying is right. Because my 700 in the strip club in New York do a little something now. 700? Different strippers in New York look at you like you was a bum. Nah, they're super grateful now. If you do 500, 700 in New York, they used to be like.

Not these new girls. These new girls will take that, they super great. If you do 500, 700 in New York, they used to be like. Not these new girls. These new girls. In Jersey, if you do 700. You look like a rapper. They be on your windshield wipers when you drive. Oh, they holding on to the car. New York, yo,

they used to look at you like. Other day, I got fly. I got to say. 301 registered, 300 another registered. They gone crazy. Joe was a hit giver. They thought I was big. Yeah. I said, oh shit, time's changing. They was going crazy. Joe was the headgiver. They thought I was big.

Yeah. I said, oh shit, time's changing. That's how you tell? We better hurry up. Yo, that's nuts. Nah, this shit is bad, yo. Fucking money. God bless.

Stinking niggas. Niggas can't keep their houses because of you and your pandemic. You and Joe? Corey and Joe encouraging niggas not to pay any rent. Hey, sorry, buddy. Sorry, buddy. Sorry, buddy. Somebody tell me before we get to sleepers why Meek was so happy to see Future.

Nobody saw it? I saw that. I was waiting for you guys to tell me. I mean, there's no story here, but he was just really happy and excited. They might be cool. He might ain't seen them in a long time. They are cool, bro. He might ain't seen them in a long time.

Yo, we... You ain't seen them backstage? Yo, black men being happy to see black men, man. Congratulations, yo. All right, bro. You know what? Yo, you don't want to... Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Oh, man, yo. This guy is crazy, dude. Do I even got this? And listen, shout out to FDU. Yeah, man. Shout out to FDU.

Round of applause. I was rooting for him. That's wifey's alma mater, so. I think they called that the biggest sports upset in history or some shit. Yeah, I heard that. Yeah, the second one. Go FD And they almost won

The next round Yeah They were super duper Close to the next round So then all Then Duke lost They did Kentucky lost

All the big teams Is out Damn All number ones Are gone A lot of number twos Is gone This is the first time

That we get to what The Elite Eight Without any Are we at the Elite Eight yet Or is it Sweet 16 No we're Sweet 16 We're at Sweet 16 right now We we at the Elite Eight yet? Or is it Sweet 16? No, we're at Sweet 16.

We're at Sweet 16 right now. We're at the 16 right now. We're at 16 right now. Yeah, but this is the first time there's not one number one present in the Sweet 16. That's wild. Yeah,

they're gone. All of them. And, in the women's tournament, two number ones just lost. Two number ones in the women's tournament just lost. That's odd. In the women's tournament, two number ones just lost. Two number ones in the women's tournament just lost. That's odd. In the women's.

It ain't as odd in the men's no more, but it's odd in the women's. You know, I may say this because everyone just comes and goes so quick. It's one and done. It's one and done. There's 19-year-olds playing against 22-year-olds. So the smaller D1s, they stay for four years. Right. So now your 17-year-old high school phenom really got a D at 22, 23-year-old. So the smaller D1s, they stayed for four years. Right. So now your 17-year-old high school phenom really got a D,

a 22, 23-year-old man in the post. It's a different ballgame. And they've been playing ball together for four years. Whereas these guys just starting to gel midseason. Everybody going for theirs because they know they won and done. So now that's where the whole Gonzaga thing came from. Remember, Gonzaga used to be upsetting everybody back in the day because they've been playing together for four years.

Yep. And they're not going to be ballplayers. They're going to be accountants of some shit. Some tall-ass white dude on missed layups and foul shots out there getting 20. Ish, real quick, give me 20 seconds on Brandon Cooks to the Cowboys. Oh, shit. That's nice.

That's it. Quality veteran receiver. Could be an outlet for Dak. We need one sometimes. CD ain't the best route runner. If we ain't pay it, we pay it a lot for him. I don't know. I like it if we ain't pay for him.

The picks that y'all got for Amari, you traded for Brandon Cooper. Me and Brandon Cooks. Really? I think it was a 5th and a 6th. Or 4th and a 6th. 4th and a 5th. I take that. I take that. I mean Brandon Cooks. Really? I think it was a fifth and a sixth, or fourth and a sixth, fourth and a fifth, something like that. I take that. I'm happy with that.

You happy? You don't mind giving up picks. I'm not happy with that. See, I don't mind giving up picks. You say that all the time. If I'm you, you basically traded Amari Cooper for Brandon Cooks.

That's not a good trade. I wouldn't be happy with that. No, no, true, true, true. Y'all know I hated the Amari Cooper trade. I would have gave up anybody. Amari's the one. Brandon Cook has been a fantasy sleeper for me for the last seven years.

He's good. He's a good receiver. That's what I'm saying. He's reliable. If we ain't have to spend too much money to get him, I'm happy for that. I'll take that. All right.

Well, congrats. Thank you, sir. All right. All righty then. My man Mac A-Rez dropped some new heat that album's fire I was gonna play something after comfortable enough in your phone

on DSPs right this second Mac is fire friend of the show who I've never met before we got Tammuz played some drums on there shout out to Tammuz oh yeah I love his band This record is called

If You're Feeling Lost Brand new from Mac A-Rez Brooklyn, what up? You left your spirits On the fire escape Still trace my fingers how the smoke was shaved My words got swept into the wind Then she was gone again

It was the same song I was gonna play too. was gone again. It was the same song I was going to play too. She kept quiet when her thoughts got loud. Now she's left out to dry just for the weekend crowd. Sunday night and no one's home. I'm scared of the things I find along the way But not enough to make me stay Oh, if you're feeling lost I know you'll still find your way

I know you'll still find your way, I know you'll still find your way back home If you're feeling lost, I know you'll still find your way, I know you'll still find your way back home I'ma cut this short soon, but Mac songs don't heat up really to the end when the band go crazy. It go. Lost my reflection in the empty sky. I guess out here the stars don't shine so bright. At least I hope so Who are you now? Let all the curtains close Said it's never the end of the show Singing who are you now?

Let all the curtains close It's never the end, the end It's never the end of the show Oh, if you're feeling lost I know you still find the way Brand new music for Mac A-Rez. That song is called If You're Feeling Lost

off his new album in your phones and on DSPs right this second. Please check it out and shout out to Mac A-Rez. Phenomenal project

that you released. Thank you for taking your time. Thank you for still caring about musicianship. Word. All right. All right. So Money Man put out

a new project called Red Eye. Nigga's such a nigga, right? Yeah. Always gonna be a nigga. My man right there, too. Money Man is true. Not too much on Freeze, yo.

Oh, man. He's the truth. That nigga went off some smooth sounds. I don't know. Yo, yo, yo. So Money Man, right? Yeah. Yeah, y'all know that y'all do what y'all do.

You know, we got our pockets, and I don't. You right, bro. Yeah, yeah. So this record, excuse me, this record is called Drums, and it features Babyface Ray. We got drugs if you wanna call starship Leave a bitch in your family in torment We be truckin' out houses and apartments I can send a hoe knowin' I'm Clark Kent Got a gun in the green like I'm Arden Slappin' niggas while clutchin' a carbine I remember them days I was starvin' I'm a wolf, I be bitein', not barkin' Let's go Heard they tellin' that shit is disheartening

I'm at home calminin' and I'm partying In my free time, I'm fillin' up magazines I'm not bravin', my bitch lookin' real purty Got the switch on, it glitz, it's real dirty Tried to look at some motherfuckin' breathtaking And the SBR on me a breathtaking Playin' chess in these streets, I be checkmating Hit the gas from the lobby, escaping I'm a fire arms having no optics, used to sell niggas lips out of Crown V On some Pat Mahon shit I be chiefin', got a black eye, they talkin' bout Eclipse I ain't crossin' my dog for no bitch, Niggas ain't got no morals that don't make sense Better get you some money and confidence Better get you some motherfuckin' common sense Shout it back to hell, I gave a compliment Only four with the strongest of lines, then If you four with a circle, you tied in You come to my trap, I just sign in

Nigga come tryna rock, we gon' off him Nigga low and I go live, I'm droppin' gems Got a fetish for ice or I rock gems But that lyrical shit, I'm not rockin' him Every day we go shootin', we dangerous men All these gloves that should give me a sponsorship If I see her then like I don't coppin' it Now I love the way that she be droppin' it Now I love the way that that lil' pussy feel I'ma put her in the streets feel like Benadryl Got a registered Glock that's a legal kill Plus I'm havin' them bands for dirty kills Had a flat back on them back and feel Feelin' like stuff I don't have to deal Got drums if you want them call Starseed Leave a bitch and go find her in torment

We be trappin' out houses and apartments I can send a hoe knowin' I'm Clark Kent Got a gun and a grain like I'm Arden Slam a nigga while clutching a carbine I remember them days like I was starving I wish Rolex could get me a sponsorship Put the team on my back like Giannis did I be mixin' that lean with all kinds of shit

I was high as it were and my mama creepin' Lil' mama told me she proud of me Now when we fuckin' some Prada kick You might not never get chills from you Fuck it, just give me your honesty Girl, don't you pull out your wallet We slide in them collars, we flew to Rodeo I'm fuckin' up thousands Invest in that house and the boy missing watches My chain was a dollar, it rests on my collar I tell the lame man, don't you ever call me on the phone Don't ever try to mention Trisha again Tell my bitch that I never sip again Fell off, nah, nigga rich again

I done found myself with the top missing Brody push a pool, but I ain't got a kitchen I done found them badass hoes in my mentions I might paint a Malibu in my sixes I pull it apart until I'm out of the parking Still riding with killers, they think I'm retarded Bad, bad, before they paint you like an artist Top dog, hit it to the top chart We got drugs if you want it, cause starship Leave a bitch in your family in a tournament We be trappin' out houses and apartments I can send a hoe knowin' I'm Clarkin' Got a gun and a grain like I'm Arden Stop a nigga while clutchin' a carbine I remember them days, love to starve in I'm aden. Stop a nigga while I clutch in the car, B. I remember them days like I was starving.

I'm a wolf, I be biting, not barking. The record is called Drums. That's Money Man featuring Babyface Ray off of his new project called Red Eye in your phones right now. I like it. I like it. Joe stole mine, but I got some boom bap shit. This is Endgame, J Royale featuring Stiles B. Ah. Stiles B, what up?

Ah. Royale. Lately, I got a dark demeanor. High heat, you see some portions and beamers. Ain't talking, but it's deeper than quarters of painters. I'm acing the cleaners. Fan and size are popping quarter to painter. And spit cigars under stars in Argentina. I've been acclimated. Ain't talkin' but it's deeper than quarters of painters I'm acing the cleaners Fantasizer poppin' quotes to the painter And spit cigars under stars in Argentina

I've been acclimated Since back when beepers was activated Think it's imperative I paraphrase it Beef the consistency Had a loyal team that assisted me Pitchin' was makin' sufficient chips out of inefficiency Swear I'ma fit away from throwin' all this shit away I ain't buy it, say they done shootin' till bullets ricochet

The shotty ripped through his body, did him the Ricky way They fear me, it's about no boy, you already know Boy be flippin' packs, where niggas be true in triple stacks What is it really if it isn't that shit you can play bent? Made 20,000 and I ain't played since And still be late with Section 8 rent What's the distress signal when this nigga niggas ready to stress pistols And you got it tough to your testicles

Listen, it's insane You was making friends when the ends came I since changed when I caught a glimpse of the disdain You can keep the Jeep with the Benz range It's time to switch lanes, I'm just plotting the end game He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he And uh That's J Royale Endgame Featuring Styles P And DJ Krypton

Ish Uh I'm going with A friend of the show Alex Vaughn Uh Song is called Demon Time Feat featuring Ari Lennox.

All right. Hey. Hey. Alone tonight. I'm alone tonight I'm on demon time and you're on my mind Got an attitude but you still can't do Cause you know it's fine

And I blow your mind when I'm on the mic I'm your prototype, yeah Don't fight what you're feeling, babe No need for you to hesitate It's taboo the things you make me say I'm no psychic but I know what you need Sex game is criminal Take me like mental notes

Make me overflow And wake me if the sheets get cold So many positions So many decisions, yeah I know I've been distant So touch me like you missed it, yeah Love it when I'm drippin' on you, grabbin' on my neck Watchin' you, watchin' me, I'm the best you ever had Admit it, the way I make you feel, that's why you're trippin' admitted the way i make you feel that's why you're tripping never had a girl so gifted all natural with no gimmicks

i want to cut that because that's a vibe that's demon time remix alex vaughn ari lennox, shout out to LVRN, Justice, and all the good people over there. What they playing in the massage parlors this week? This is Kilo Kish and it's Elegance. Good night We love you good Good night Daddy You're not You're not

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You come into me crawling when I linger I'm thinking of holy, why wouldn't you? They made a circle, earth and nature They let us fly those cubes that cast a plan there You're not the standard When I think of you When I think of you When I think of you That was Elegance by Kilo Keesh.

Y'all like that? It's a vibe. Okay, all right. So you'd go to the massage parlor that was playing in. Absolutely, yeah. All right, good stuff. Yeah, that's a... Would you get a rub and tug? I've never gotten that from a massage parlor that was playing in. Absolutely, yeah. All right, good stuff. Yeah, that's a... Would you get a rub and tug?

I've never gotten that from a massage parlor before. In your life? No. Me neither. Really? I go to the massage parlor a lot, too.

I'm just serious. I'm not saying I wouldn't get it, but it just never happened. I don't be knowing how you know what spot. I don't know how you ask that. We learn more and more

about our coals, right? Nah, hold up fuck out of here why you ask me I don't cause they just mentioned it Park said first

and I said really and then I said him well no Mel she asked him and then she looked this way that's why me either

same same never been heard a lot about him shirt me to the moon Cappuccino Cappuccino I heard a lot about him Kappa Chino Kappa fucking Chino I heard a lot about him Kappa fucking Chino

pretty interesting some of them you gotta go through the other door I heard up the step behind the curtain hey so I heard from OG's like ish

y'all mean I gotta start leaning into that OG thing then my OG's like ish really told me back in the days

yo man hope y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed bringing it to you keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be

there until the next time we bid you a new farewell adios arrivederci hasta la vista our voice so long goodbye remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And lastly, come with me. Tomorrow we guarantee love. Man, apparently Eric Adams' son's putting out a rap album, and I'm really trying to find it. Is it Drew? I don't know.

It better not be. No, it should be. Eric Adams? The mayor? Distinguished mayor. Mayor? Apparently there was an album release party last night. No. Hopefully by... There's a lot of names in there. I want to guess the names who was

there, but I'm not going to do that. I know Fair Joe was there. I know who was there. That's it. I can think of another one. Fabio? No. Not necessarily. Because he was fucking with them know who was there. That's it. What's the other dude? I can think of another one. Fabio? Nah. Not necessarily. Because he was fucking with them on that drill shit. We don't know

if it's a drill album. I know, but I'm just saying he, they... Most of the artists they listed, granted this is page six,

so I don't know, you know, who they know to add, but it was mostly old school. Page six, that Rupert Murdoch strand. Is that Rupert? Yeah. Page six, his invention,t Murdoch strand. Is that Rupert? Yeah.

Page Six, his invention, his shit. Dave East was there. I'm sure. That's crazy. I'm going to find the music by Patreon.

No, it's funny, it might be dope. My father got to plug to every producer, all the artists. You got to just be, you know what I mean? Might be like a Cali compilation type of.

Yeah, exactly. Let's see what's going on. Eric Adams don't even have a son. It's an AI album. He does have a son. And last but not least The baddies are insecure The stagnant women wanna travel And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things

Grab you a Tylenol You might need it And the escorts want love Yeah, it's recession. They gonna start getting wiped up in the recession. I wasn't ready for that yet. I'm still thinking about what you said. Are y'all into, like, standing over your partner and coming on them?

That's definitely for you guys Could be for you too Why can't be for you? It could be for you too I mean, I guess if you're a squirter Oh, your pussy don't work like that I said You got one old

You hit the update on that pussy. Lighting, it's so nice. You gotta download the new date. You gotta get the new windows. Oh! Oh yeah! 2020, 2020. She got an old pussy. Way old. Oh man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

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I'm so glad I went to the closest spot You're the only staff member that listens Oh shit Alright man