The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 615 |"Number 1"
Episode Date: April 5, 2023This week on the JBP, the Bionic Six discusses the recently released list from Complex that named Joe number one on their Hip-Hop Media Power Rankings (1:52). The gang recaps the NCAA Women’s Basket...ball Final Four & Championship games (23:32) which were overshadowed by the storylines surrounding LSU’s Angel Reese (29:27), as well as Dave Portnoy’s comments about the tournament’s Most Outstanding Player (40:17). Plenty of other events from the weekend included Wrestlemania (53:19), Dreamville Festival (1:01:10), & HOT 97 announced the Summer Jam lineup with Cardi B as its headliner (1:13:36). Also, the JBP talks about tip-flation (1:21:17), Donald Trump’s indictment (1:26:30), new music (1:31:25), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Group Sleeper A: Chlöe | “Feel Me Cry” Group Sleeper B: City Fidelia (feat. YNR Davinci) | “Can’t Sleep”
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What?
Word up.
What did he say?
Yo.
It was in your man's truck for a year.
Like three months.
Remember I was driving the black truck to pick up?
We don't remember that.
We remember these sneakers, though.
I want to know where you get this outfit from.
Who put you together?
They flip. Chill out. No, who put you together? Hey, Flip.
Chill out.
Nah, I'm not.
Not today, man.
I'm on some snake shit today.
Why are you on some snake shit? And you're not supposed to tell people when you're on snake shit.
I wouldn't have prepared you for my snickery.
You're just supposed to snake.
Nah, because it's different.
I don't want niggas like you.
Look, now he's sizing you up.
But why are you on snake shit?
Because that nigga's doing it.
That nigga's, look at him coming to work.
Coming and walking
to his cameras.
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, he is coming to work.
You got a URL dude
for peanut butter
to be your color.
Exactly.
You've been killing
peanut butter
the last few pods.
You know what I heard
when you walked in?
Mack, you know how
Mack come through
on the club.
That's what I hear.
You got a flow
that's cool with me. You hung mail. You got a little, you looked at me, What's wrong with you? You got a flow and that's cool with me.
You hung mail.
You got a little,
you looked at me,
that's cool with me.
You got a little,
I felt that.
Yo, yo, dog,
you really watched
when I walked in the door
everything I did.
I stalked everything you did,
nigga,
because I'm going to hate on you.
That's disgusting.
At least he's honest about it.
Yeah.
He's proud,
not just honest.
I was happy to see you.
I thought about you this weekend.
Whoa.
I did. Yo, chill out. Ain't no pause in there, nigga. I'm un to see you. I thought about you this weekend. Whoa. I did.
Yo, chill out.
Ain't no pausing it, nigga.
I'm unpauseable today.
I'm unpauseable.
My nigga number one, nigga.
Fuck that.
What's up, number one?
Oh, yeah, man.
What's good?
What happened?
What's up?
What's up, y'all?
Salute, salute.
Salute, salute.
Salute, salute.
How's it feel leading the pack like that?
Come on, man.
It feels...
Integrity and what else was it?
Impact.
Oh, the list of sliders?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, honestly, it felt really good at first.
It felt really good at first.
But then it dawned on me as the congratulations calls and texts started coming in
that people thought that the world had changed.
But everything is the same.
Nothing changed.
And then I got angered.
Because why they thought that something shit changed.
I've been number one.
So then I got mad that there were people that thought that I wasn't number one.
Because who the fuck y'all thought was number one?
Any of them other niggas that was on the list?
I gave that the fast swipe.
I didn't even see you niggas that was on the list I gave that the fast swipe I ain't even see you niggas
16, 15, 13
you bumbo jumboed up in there
what happened
salute man
salute
we saluting for the day
saluting for the day I put my whole thumb
in Charlemagne face
get up nigga move of my way.
Let me get to the top.
Hey, to the people, to the fans out there of mine that were scrolling the list,
number by number, from top to bottom, getting angrier as you went lower
because you didn't see my name.
Where the fuck did you think it would be?
You're going to the talk. Well, yo, I mean, that's my name. Where the fuck did you think it would be? You're going to the talking shit.
I mean, that's my question.
Look at this shit.
Support me.
Support me. No, support me.
Say something. Say something. Support me.
Anyway, I'm talking shit.
I'm talking shit. That's the energy today.
Do we want to go down the list and critique it?
What? I didn't see the list. I don't know who was where on the list.
I have to go. Where was y'all? I've seen me and was like, oh, they got it right.
Look no more. Yeah. Good job. Good job.
Clapping it up. Got the extra circle the block. Come on, man.
Nigga's so number one.
He ain't put on his bracelet today.
Nigga, he feeling kind of different, nigga.
I see it.
Nah, yeah.
Nah, I'm on some artsy shit.
Everybody got their...
Yo, yo.
Everybody out there has an imagination.
Not just me.
Just imagine what's there.
Y'all know what's there.
You ain't got to see it.
Shit.
That's terrible.
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That's terrible. That's terrible. That's there. You ain't got to see it. That's what you need to be talking about. It's that new invisible set. You know what
I could go do when the fuck I
feel like it. These other niggas be talking about
oh yesterday's price ain't today's price.
I'd set the price yesterday
and the price changed when I said
y'all don't change my price.
The fucking arrogance
of y'all to think y'all change my price
nigga. If I get a headache next hour
yo stop playing with me today. Stop playing with me today man. Y'all change my pride, nigga. Pop, get a headache next hour. Yo, stop playing with me today.
Stop playing with me today, man.
Y'all done got my guy riled up, nigga.
What's up, nigga?
What the fuck is going on here today, huh?
He number one.
He number one.
Oh, man.
He number one.
All jokes aside, the interview was great, though.
There was a lot of gems in there.
Yes, I thought so, too.
They did a good job.
My mom called with that same shit.
I was like, oh, my God, that interview was so amazing.
It really was.
Yeah, it was dope.
It was dope.
Listen, I'm just talking shit.
I will start this pod soon.
But I think by now most of y'all out there for real, for real, know how I feel about lists, honestly.
But this is different solely because I know how I feel about lists honestly but this is different
solely because I know
how they feel about lists
not how I feel about lists
complex they put their
entire brain trust
and their company runs
that's their shit
so when they try to put a list together
they really have their little
hipster fights
so I'm glad even with how I left that So when they try to put a list together, they really have their little hipster fights.
So I'm glad even with how I left that company that you have to acknowledge the amazing job that's been done since then.
That's a good point.
It's a full circle moment.
It's not a list.
Fuck the list.
Don't you love a full circle moment?
Doesn't it make you feel just so? It's a full. I love a good full circle moment it's not a list fuck the list don't you love a full circle moment doesn't it just yeah it's a full soul i love a good full circle moment especially when i was talking my shit on the way out now i'd be going crazy so if you could forgive that then we could get closer
oh man salute to complex salute to some of the people on that list some ogs some icons some
legends some inspirations of mine but ultimately not number one
so if you're listening out there remember how we used to get the tape and put the toilet tissue
on top we'll put some tape over the top to record our favorite song.
Y'all should record me right this second because I'm number fucking.
You might pick something up that can help you along the way.
I might say some of that shit.
Some of you niggas watch me.
Some of you niggas vie for my attention.
Hit record. Hit record. Screen record me. Hey. What? vibe for my attention hit record hit record
screen record
what
that's my energy there
alright
alright I'm done
I'm done
I'm done
back to humble
back to humble
Joe
back to humility
back to humility
I gotta start
I gotta start man
you wanna read
some of the list
wait a second
you're on some shit.
Why?
Yo.
Why are we starting this podcast without my fucking orange M&Ms?
Oh, my God.
All orange, though.
No, it better not be nothing else.
All orange M&Ms.
Where's my iced coffee?
My ice should be Aquapana.
I think y'all know that about me already.
Please don't give me ice cubes of tap.
Everybody below number one was tapped.
Oh, my God.
My ice cubes should be aquapana.
Fuck is they talking about?
I just came from the car wash.
Barbara came through last night.
Al Green on the fucking Bluetooth.
The vibes. Candles was lit. Come on the fucking Bluetooth. The vibes.
Candles was lit.
Come on, man.
It smelled good.
It's 70 degrees outside, huh?
You got your hater blockers on.
Come on, man.
Gotta do it.
Melissa put all the baby oil gel on.
I did.
I did.
Get into that.
Yo, but it get hot.
I sew on that.
She put all.
I ain't good.
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling now.
I ain't even notice.
Man. Didn't even notice. Man.
Didn't even notice.
All right, now, let me start.
Let me start.
Let me start.
Salute to y'all out there.
Let me see.
What type of inspiration we giving them today?
Let's see.
I thought that was the inspiration.
No, no, no.
He somehow has a recording of what he just did.
He's going to play that back.
As the average person who they are, they'll give you their name.
They'll say, I'm Bob Proctor, but I'm not.
Bob and Proctor are two words.
My parents give them to me.
They're called names, but it's not me.
It's my name.
Then somebody will say, well, this is me, but this isn't me either.
It's my body.
Like you never phone down here to the studio and say, body won't be in today.
It's sick.
We don't say am hand or am leg.
It's my hand, my leg, my body, my name.
Who am I?
We live simultaneously on three planes of understanding.
We're spiritual creatures, we have an intellect, and we live in physical bodies.
But because we lack awareness or understanding of who we are,
we're totally locked into a physical world, and we let things outside of us control us.
95% of the population are reacting to life.
They're not really living at all. If a person will start to study that and look for the answer, they'll find it.
Is that Michael Singer?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Did you just interrupt number one?
Did you just, wait.
I'm sorry.
Don't do that. Yo. Don't do that.
Don't touch me.
Yo, did you just?
I just start with that and then play the, I love the dough sample.
Hey, all right, all right, all right.
This is how I felt at the car wash when the nigga at the Wrangler was in front of me acting bad
Nigga move
The big boys is out now, you don't see us hot out?
Why you got that Wrangler out here with the doors on it still?
All the bad drivers was out
Yo, don't be a bad driver around me
Yo, I know these streets like the back of my hand
I know every turn, uh
Third merge lane
I know the left turn only lane I know the intersections, I know every turn, third merge lane I know the left turn only lane
I know the intersections, I know the lights
I know the spots that zoom in front of you
Come on, stop playing with me, you bad drivers
Get out the way when real niggas is moving, you heard?
I love you more, more than you know
On the ladder show
I love you more
Yeah, I mean, it's for the OGs listening, for the ladies 40 and up listening
On the letter show, I love you more, hey
You just rock my inside
Oh shit, I think I'm in a vibe now, I think I'm in a little groove
What a fucker
There's no doubt I can't fight it Wake up
Yeah you're kinda good
Wake up out there
Mic check
One two one two
One two one two
Salutations
Y'all know who it is
Y'all know what I came to do
Shout out to the first and last time listeners
Shout out to the 9 to 5ers
Shout out to the drug dealers
Shout out to the scammers and the escorts
Shout out to everybody working Wall Street down there
Everybody in the jail salute
I know you niggas is listening now, y'all lit
Hey!
Shout out to South Jersey, I forgot about y'all That Jersey short shit, I ain't rock with that, but y'all here
Down, down, down
Hey
All the way down
Shout out to the people on the road right now
To the people just getting to work
Shout out to the single mothers out there holding down hey
let me sit up real quick y'all man got my spring corduroy's on
let me get right get right last looks last looks y'all mean shout out to anybody on the west coast
right now everybody in vegas hey I just can't help the way that I feel Deep in the night
You took my heart
Nothing just inside
Cause I can't help the way that I feel
I just can't help the way that I feel
Hey! We vibin' in New York, we vibin'! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Come down, baby, so all the way down.
I didn't say my lover.
Come down, baby, you left my lover in the ground.
Hey, now they vibing out there.
They vibing out there.
Flip, what up?
Good to see you, my brother.
Look at the gang in here.
Ice with another nice hoodie.
Come on, man.
Who y'all thought it was?
It's my man.
Imagine every playmate. Ooh, my man vibing. Come on man, who y'all thought it was? It's from me.
Ooh, my man vibin'. He vibin'! Come on man.
Just give him a sec today, man. Fuck the vibe.
Come on man, I came in here to do number one type things.
Shout out to the JVTBR community on Twitter.
Shout out to the Reddit niggas.
Shout out to the haters. None of this is possible without y'all.
Y'all know where we going.
Oh, come on, man.
Come on, man.
What's going on?
How was your weekend?
Your weekend was good.
You went to a play
or some shit, bro?
Wait.
Get a little bit of yoga
on the rooftop.
Sun beaming on you, huh?
Hair back.
Sweats and all that.
SPF, whatever that shit was
you was talking about.
Come on, man.
Hey.
Shout out to my parents listening.
My parents called me this morning to tell me where all the white people are in my family.
Thanks a lot, Logic.
Thanks a lot.
A three-way call.
You know, white is not so far removed.
Pop.
Yeah, I got to go.
Hey!
All right, we got a pod to do and a lot to get to.
Congratulations to UConn, the men's basketball team.
Congratulations to LSU, the women's basketball team.
And y'all know I got do this for my guy, Ish
Y'all know what time it is
And we Hovengers up here, just a couple bars
Come on, just a little bit
Just a little bit, we vibin', we gettin' right to it
Shout out to the ladies out there with the overnight bag and the trunk
Shout out to y'all that's willing to risk your life getting that Uber at around 3.30am to go see that man
Let me show y'all how to do it, check
Yo, I spit that other shit, that's a nice motherfucker shit
Fat time, follow that ramp, you cover shit nigga
You big money, I'm all year money
I'm poppin' you, you gotta count, it's all in money
I never change money, cause niggas got strange money I'm all yeah money Come on man, what the fuck y'all thought number one was governor too?
I never change money, cause niggas got strange money
Knocked up, mocked up, fucked up, with the same money
I got bail money, double Excel money
You got flash now, but time will reveal money
I spit the hottest shit, you need it, I got it shit
Downside, masculine, bout it, bout it shit
I got blood money, straight up thug money
What up man, what's up, how You got show dough, little to no dough
Sell a bunch of records and you still Odo
I got 996 plus 4 Modo
You crazy, you fugazi, I'm loco with dope
Microphone check, one, two two what is this
welcome to episode 615 615 of the joe button podcast I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host,
Joe Budden, also
known as number one,
also known as who the fuck
did y'all think would ever be number
one as long as I'm here, also
known as only been
body and shit ever since I first
survived. Stop. Hold on. Where the gunshots at, man?
And itching these niggas. Hey, buddy. you'll stop. Hold on, where the gunshots at, man? And issuing these niggas.
Hey, buddy, we all here.
Couldn't have done it without my guys.
Well, I could have.
I could have, but it's more fun with you guys.
It's more fun with y'all.
What's up, man?
All right.
I'm just saying.
All right.
Yeah, that's what I said.
I could have done it without you.
I tried to be sentimental with you.
You're like, no, you're good.
I'm like, all right, boy, I didn't.
Now what?
Now what?
Hey, big freeze, huh?
Big freeze.
Don't let me get to really talking up here.
No, no, we cool.
We cool.
Huh?
We cool.
That's right.
You know what the fuck time it is?
When that factory told them, niggas, I'm out next month.
I got shit to do.
Big freeze.
Mm.
Freeze! When that factory told them, niggas, I'm out next month. I got shit to do. Big freeze. You know what I saw last week?
That joint.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up, y'all?
What's up?
What's up?
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
How you living on your block?
Mine's is hot.
Come on, talk to me.
That's right.
That's right.
Big parts.
It feels good, man. We feel good. I think everybody feel good, man. Weekend. Great weekend. How was your weekend? Come on talk to me That's right That's right Big parks Feels good man
We feel good
I think everybody feel good
Man weekend
Great weekend
How was your weekend
Oh it's great
I was in the city
Yeah you was at the
Paws packing district right
Yes I was in the
Paws packing district
Paws
Paws
That's funny
Did you say the
Paws packing district
Yes
Yes
Okay
Did you enjoy yourself
I did
I did
You look like you did
Yeah I went to go support one of my girlfriends.
She opened up her second location in Pier 57.
Nice.
Yeah.
I don't know if this is against the rules,
but what type of dress is that?
What is that considered?
That's definitely against the rules.
Sorry, all right.
It's just a flowy dress.
Hello, matey.
Asian, Asian.
Hold on.
Steak with her. Fire. He. Asian. Oh, steak with her.
Fire.
He's like,
he's back in a tase.
Is this your way
of saying that
Mel looks attractive to me?
She looks extremely amazing.
There you go.
But it is an old school dress.
It looks,
it's fire though.
You did that.
Oh,
you're saying
it's some medieval time shit.
Yo.
I put a spell on you.
But now you're,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Yo. I put a spell on you. But now you're a hater. Yo, why are you a child?
Why are you a child around women?
Only male could do that.
I wouldn't hope.
The rest of you wouldn't be able to dress like that.
If we see another somebody like that, let's say Stacey.
We gonna roast her.
Stacey, if you don't get your ass out of that dress,
male, she killing it. Thank you. She look amazing.? If you don't get your ass out of that dress. Man, she killing it.
Thank you.
There you go.
That was a long way of saying that.
I appreciate that.
My weekend was good.
Thank you for asking.
Thank you.
Nobody even.
All right.
How was your shit?
It was good?
It was good, yeah.
WrestleMania weekend.
I watched WrestleMania.
So, you know, it was a good weekend.
Good weekend.
You watched both nights?
Both nights.
But I want to get, you know, before we get into that.
WrestleMania is two nights now Yeah
How was your weekend
I didn't do shit
Oh well the party pooper
Okay
Shut up parade
My bad
Pardon me
I should have watched
WrestleMania
He don't even try to do nothing for the sake of conversation, work, a social life, adult fun.
You didn't do no building this weekend?
Nothing, huh?
You didn't work?
You didn't build a treehouse or nothing?
Didn't leave the house at all.
Didn't talk to anybody, have a conversation, provoke a thought.
You don't mow no grass?
Anything.
Inspire someone, be inspired.
So you was well restedrested this weekend.
I was.
Did you procrastinate at all this weekend?
Yeah, did you defeat a demon?
Come on, give us something, buddy.
Come on.
What the fuck is wrong?
What?
Me and Ice said the same thing,
but you only cursed at me.
Defeat a demon?
That's what you said?
I said, did you procrastinate?
Yeah.
Which is one of your deeds.
That's a demon, yeah.
No, but I meant, did he embrace it?
Did he actually procrastinate?
I did.
Yeah.
It's like pulling tea. I don't want to fuck you did he embrace it? Did he actually procrastinate? I did. Yeah. It's like pulling teeth.
I don't want to fuck you, my girl.
Anyway.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I don't have to keep talking to this girl.
I greatly appreciate it.
Yeah, some bitches think they're too cute.
I got to show her.
We got it.
Park, what's up?
I'm chilling, man.
I'm good, man.
I'm chilling.
I watched the Dreamville shit All weekend
I was working
I had a good weekend though
It was good
Okay there is a lot
For us to get to
There is
So we shouldn't
Hey my weekend was
Well
Thank y'all for asking
You just jumped right over me
With the Parks
I peaked at number one
I thought if I asked
One of y'all
No no no
No no no
And that's my bad
Yeah that's your bad
You right
We are two different people
How's your weekend
My weekend was great actually It was great No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And that's my bad. Yeah, that's your bad. You're right. We are two different people. How's your weekend?
My weekend was great, actually.
It was great.
It was fucking great.
Oh, wait, and now that the month is over.
Oh, yes, thank God.
Now that the month is over.
We can turn them now? I want to crown Freeze with Employee of the Month, yo.
I don't know what's going on at home.
Are you talking about March over Women's Appreciation? I'm ready to go win on these bitches. I couldn't know what's going on at home. Are you talking about March Over Women's Appreciation?
I'm ready to go
and win all these bitches.
I couldn't wait.
I couldn't wait.
We had to walk like this
and get that mope the fuck out of here.
Oh my goodness.
I ain't going to lie.
I did hear that entirely too much
from the women last night.
Bro, I couldn't wait.
I heard that more than I've heard
Happy Father's Day
in 42 years
From women
Every day
Sorry Mel it's over
Yeah it's a wrap
You had a good run though
We appreciate you
Thank you
And you know what
Audience I'm backing up off that.
It's not Women's Appreciation Month,
but we are going to talk about the Women's Championship game
and the South Carolina-Iowa game.
Mm-hmm.
And boy, if y'all were impressed with Meg throwing that baseball,
wait till you see what these women were doing.
They're crazy.
Oh, they were dribbling.
Pulling up from 35.
They were fucking, they did dances.
Shots 40 feet out.
I watched that shit.
Hey, if that Meg pitch rocked your world,
you guys have to been in orbit
looking at these women perform.
You saw what Meg had on when she threw that pitch?
He's got a point.
I'm just asking a question.
I ain't see the, okay.
She looks nice.
Yes, I do.
All right.
She looks nice.
Did y'all see women shooting the ball?
Did you see them white jeans?
My bad.
No, it's all good.
No.
No.
It's okay.
Meg looked amazing.
Meg looked amazing.
She did.
She looked amazing.
Yes.
Yes.
Clip riding.
Sorry.
She really looks good.
She looks amazing.
She really looks good.
Meg.
We got some girls that was busting ass.
Meg, threw that ball.
Congratulations.
Yeah, we had to talk about it.
No, we're going to get to that.
We're going to get to that.
Then let's get to it.
Absolutely.
Angel Reese.
I was in the Brooklyn Chops.
I was like this, watching like this.
Nah, it was lit this weekend.
I was watching.
I caught Joe like this.
It was lit this weekend.
I ain't going to lie.
Me and Dawn Poo watching this shit right now, Joe.
Ice, give us the stats as to how many viewers they had.
9.9 million.
9.9 million viewers.
It was more than that.
It was more than that.
Off the top of the dome when you're number one.
It was.
It was more than.
From his phone.
Yeah, yeah.
But it beat out.
It beat out.
It was more than any women's college basketball game ever.
Any major league soccer game ever.
Any Stanley Cup game since 1973.
The 2023 Orange Bowl, the 2023 Sugar Bowl,
all of 2023 Thursday night football.
How was that?
Well, most of them shit was trash, so.
I'm just saying, this is all season.
All season, all season.
No, I was watching all NBA. 2021 NBA Finals, 2020 World Series. Wait, wait, I was watching all the NBA. 2021 NBA Finals.
2020 World Series.
Wait, wait, wait.
2021 NBA Finals.
See, now we're getting started.
The Finals?
2021 NBA Finals.
Who played in that shit?
That was the Bucs, right?
Oh, yeah.
That was Greek.
That was Greek freaking.
No, man.
Nobody could have fucked up that shit.
Who they even played?
Tell me who played.
It's Spurs or somebody. Who they even played Tell me who played Spurs or somebody
I don't remember
I don't remember
That's the bad part
I don't know
Who they beat
I really don't know
Kawhi
Nigga no
No
No
What did Phoenix
Magic
Alright forget it
Magic Johnson
That's fucked up
The 2020 World Series The finale of Last of Us,
and the most recent MLB, NBA, and NFL All-Star Games.
Wow.
Yeah, that's fine.
Congratulations, ladies.
Ladies, we're normal.
Women's basketball.
That's fine.
A women's basketball game beat all of that.
Man, I was tuned in.
Let's get to the shits.
I was at the bar on Friday, and they were going crazy at the bar. Dudes was
pounding the... That's my girl!
Pounding the bar.
They was going crazy. Yeah, it was lit.
Kaylin Clark.
She was doing a lot of shit, shooting.
Why are we starting with the loser? Thank you.
Why are we starting with the white loser?
South Carolina first. That's the loser game.
Don't start with number twos.
My fault, especially on number one day. Don't start with number twos. My fault. Especially on
number one day. Don't start with number twos.
Let's talk about it. Yeah.
Big A's. Yeah.
No, I'm joking. Actually, you should start
the way you're doing.
No, South Carolina,
South Carolina, I couldn't be happier to be wrong
in this. True. Now, and of course,
let me preface all of this with y'all know
goddamn well that I don't know all about women's basketball.
You know what's wrong about what?
That's what's fly about all this shit, though.
The discovery.
Yeah. The discovery is fly.
And that's what makes me mad about all the backlash that we'll get
to in a minute. The discovery
that you guys actually find interest
in women's basketball, is that the discovery?
No. Well, yeah, but
no, because if you like basketball, you like
basketball, but you need storyline
to sell some of these things.
Like, we have, the guys, we have
Steph Curry at Davidson.
We have so many,
Glenn Robinson, I'm old, Randolph
Childress, Wake Forest, like I have
all of that.
For women, all we know
about is Cheryl Miller, fucking the greats.
Lisa Leslie is very rarely this much story attached to a great game and two great teams.
Like, we used to see Pat Summitt win whenever you see Pat Summitt.
UConn just run through the world.
We used to see UConn
and Gus. I'm saying it right, right?
That is Gus. That's Gus at UConn.
The coach? Yeah.
No, before when they was dominating women's basketball
coach, the guy. Gene. Gene.
I'm sorry. We used to see him
dominate Tennessee. There's
somebody else. There's somebody else. But
in South Carolina.
So now for Kaitlyn Clark to come out and be the damn near the best college
women's basketball athlete we've ever seen.
First time back-to-back 40-point games.
Like she just did a lot that no one's ever seen.
And she looked good doing it.
And one of them quarters against South Carolina,
she was responsible for every point scored or assisted in the final.
She was going crazy. She was. That's ridiculous. She was responsible for every point scored or assisted in the final. She was going crazy. She was. That's ridiculous.
She was. And it looked like she'd have nobody
else on her team. As an observer who
has not watched much Iowa basketball, it was like
damn, they just clear out and give her the
ball every single time, no matter what. Hell or high water.
And it kept working. Yeah, it kept working.
Yo, but dog, yeah, that's just
Until you face a better team in the finals. To her credit.
Yo, if you know I'm getting the ball and you still can't stop me, that's some other shit.
Yeah.
And South Carolina was the projected favorite against the field.
I want to say that.
So they lost that game in Iowa in very impressive fashion, they won.
impressive fashion they won but after but after the game we started seeing the clips circulating of how they chose to guard the three-point line and I thought all of that was swaggy I'm a Kobe
Bryant fan on the court you are allowed to compete so if you want to not guard your opponent out
there and wave your hand and make a face, then girl, that's just what
we're doing right now.
And if it works, then I salute you.
But after the game, that coach got up there and she gave a really heartfelt, I follow
her on the gram, and she gave a heartfelt speech about South Carolina.
Oh, Dawn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
About.
Amazing.
Watch how y'all speak about these women and my girls and this team and how you
reference them and she just was getting in her bag and it wasn't highlighted the way it should
have been because they were on the losing side of the game but boy what a precursor yeah that's
for what was to come that's true because like park Park said, I am blown away that some of these storylines have taken over what really was just a magnificent.
The storylines have taken over.
I don't even know.
I don't know nothing about the UConn game.
Word.
Yeah.
I don't know nothing about that UConn game.
I don't know their highest score.
Oh, no.
I saw the game.
I mean, it didn't help that it was a...
It wasn't as tight of a game.
And it's San Diego, who no one really knows about or cares about, unfortunately.
I'm just saying.
So now you have Kaitlyn Clark.
Let's get to the meat and potatoes.
Kaitlyn Clark does the hand wave John Cena shit against South Carolina.
But a Tony Ayo shit.
Mm-hmm.
Tony Ayo shit.
She did it against Louisville, and she did it against South Carolina. But a Tony Ayo shit. Mm-hmm. You see? Tony Ayo shit. She did it against Louisville, and she did it against South Carolina.
But go ahead.
Before we say John Cena, we got to say we see the God of Funk.
It is.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know who birthed it.
No, Ayo.
Tony Ayo.
Ayo.
He's right.
I mean, not who birthed it, but I don't know when John Cena started doing it.
Got it.
But anyway, she does the Tony Ayo in front of South Carolina.
She did.
Walks away.
You had a Steph. Hold on. Not only that. She jumped up. She went to Walks away. You had a Steph.
Hold on, not only that.
She jumped up.
She went to the bench.
She was throwing up shit.
She was in her bag.
She threw the ball.
But she deserved to be.
She deserved to be, and nobody said a word.
But Angel Reese tweeted before that game started,
I saw what she did
to South Carolina
and I did not like that.
I didn't like it neither.
But I didn't know
who Angel Reese was.
That was her MJ
and I took it personal.
That's what she said.
That's exactly what it was.
We were about to
motherfucking find out.
And then when I thought about it
from the perspective
of the next team playing
watching you
totally disrespect and taunt your opponent as black women yeah i could see that resonating a
little up for you now so now if we up by 15 16 17 and this game is well decided and i'm in my bag
now because this is the first time LSU has ever won a championship
in school history.
You fucking right they should be
in their bag and they
got right to the post interview and said
everything all year. Y'all
spoke about us in this way. Y'all
called me ghetto, ratchet, get us
the fuck out of here, hood, who are these
girls? We talking our shit now.
And every time, every chance they get to talk their shit,
they just told Joe Biden's wife,
nigga, we ain't coming up there.
We're not coming up there.
That was some dumb shit she said.
That was some bullshit, yeah.
That was some complete bullshit.
She wants to get both teams.
Come on, man.
But come on, y'all.
When they do that.
Y'all, I don't want to move us around too much.
Y'all give me y'all thoughts on,
it's cool when they do it.
It's a problem when I do it.
With the Tony Yale between Andrew Reese and Caitlyn Clark. How do y'all feel? on it's cool when they do it. It's a problem when I do it with the tone of Yale
between Andrew Reese
and Caitlyn Clark.
How do y'all feel?
Man, I respected it.
I respected what she did.
I respected how she, you know,
stood on her square.
It's unfortunate
that these individuals,
you know, make it racy, right?
But we make it racy too.
You know what I mean?
But the guy from
forgot his name
can you say his name
the barstool guy
Dave Portner
we getting to that
we getting to that
we're gonna get to that
oh you wanna get to that
not yet
no not yet
I wanna go in on that nigga
yeah
yeah no
me too
but
and you know what
I wanna say real quick
I don't
cause I thought about
I don't make it
I don't make it racy
for pointing it out
y'all made it racy for pointing it out.
Y'all made it racy for handling the shit differently.
That's true.
This is the same Dez Bryant, Tom Brady sideline argument.
We've had this argument before. Passion versus aggression.
Yeah, so it's not so shocking today.
But you were saying?
So I think that what Angel Reese did was fire.
Me too.
Me too.
Watched the game.
Swaggy.
Swaggy.
She pointed at her finger.
You know, they say, no, she followed her around while the other girl did it.
So what?
So?
Fuck all that.
So what?
I might walk into your locker room and do it.
Because when I watched it.
I might be waiting when you get in your car.
We're the team bus.
I'm going to keep it real.
Joe Hacks, when Joe left before the game, he's like, I'm about to go home and watch this game.
You know, they got to kill a white girl on the team. So, that made me go. And I'm going to keep it real. Joe Hacks, when Joe left before the game, he was like, I'm about to go home and watch this game. You know, they got to kill a white girl on the team.
So that made me go.
And I'm watching it.
I'm like, oh, what the fuck going on?
So I became into it.
I'm like, I caught Joe.
That white girl.
I kind of felt the way, though.
Like, all these black girls got their ass whipped by a bunch of white girls.
And that's how I felt.
I made a race in my mind.
But yo, let me interrupt and say, congratulations to Iowa. That brand
of basketball that y'all are playing,
her aside, is good.
Y'all was Princeton playing y'all asses
in the back door.
Cut. I'm like, ah, they get crazy.
I'm like, the new Larry Bird
has arrived. Nah, they was Princeton
offense in the asses off out there
little white girls. Look at all Mark Price
little nieces.
And because of how they did it in the culture,
we like, all right, now we got to see what happens next.
Caitlyn made you want to watch what happens next.
Is she going to do the same thing?
Are they going to let her do the same thing?
See, yes, she did. But for me, how Angel Reese reacted to them
gave me the feeling of
my new favorite song dropping.
Like all of this opportunity
for discovery. It was like wait. First of all
who's Angel Reese? Facts.
Why you talking like y'all have a chance
to beat to win this game? Facts.
Why you talking to this Steph Curry white
girl like you ill?
Let me go learn.
And boy. I see what you're saying. Did I me go learn. And boy,
did I go and learn.
Wow.
All that Steph Curry shit out the window.
LSU played a guy. I thought
Shaq was bad.
That big girl.
Stop, yo. That big girl was
rocking out there. And that girl hit every
three sheets. Y'all been out playing spades
while the game is on like the Giants is playing.
It was good.
Whole spade game.
Like, uh-oh.
We looking at the girls.
Holy shit.
Hey, yo.
At one point, the TV fucked up.
I added on some other shit.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
We the game.
Yeah.
Nah, that feeling was nice.
It was a good feeling.
For a women's basketball game.
But you know what?
Rest in peace, Kobe Bryant.
I know you smiling.
Word.
What I saw from the coverage was like more than just a double standard.
There was a triple standard.
And it goes to your point about the lack of storylines in women's sports.
And the reason why men's sports seems to be so captivating.
You know, what this really offered was a massive story, you know,
and it showed the difference between media coverage between men's and women's sports, you know,
and that I thought was like a really big point.
But more than that was just the double standard of when they do it, it's cool.
When we do it, we're hood and we're ghetto.
And Angel Reese is like a superstar we love our
male stars who have so much bravado we love them we want them to run up and down the field or the
court we want them to talk shit we want them to be arrogant we want that shit but we don't want
that from women and that and that fucking respectability politics is such fucking bullshit. And it's rooted in so much goddamn racism.
It pisses me off.
I fucking love Angel Reese.
She is a super fucking star.
And I loved watching.
I loved every ounce of shit talking she was doing because I'm just like,
this is what is required in order to bring you guys to watch this,
get involved and love it.
You know what I mean?
She did everything right,
and to listen to the criticism,
calling her a classless piece of shit,
like, the vitriolic hatred directed to her
for her doing her fucking job
and doing it well was mind-blowing.
Like, she's top of the fucking mountain.
I love her.
Well, you could have
stopped the sentence before all of that doing her job basketball shit y'all talking about a 20 year
old black woman fuck the game why would you talk to a 20 year old why would you say something like
that about any a 20 year old a college kid yeah these are kids that like, I don't want to. And it's not like, it's not like she fucking hit her
or beat her up or did.
It's the game.
It's the game.
It's shit talking.
We love shit talking.
So in that request.
No, we love shit talking.
They love it when it's them.
It's selective outrage.
Yeah.
It's selective outrage.
And so,
first of all,
you talking about girls
that are acquiring
and attaining degrees.
Some of them have master's degrees.
Like the girl that shot the threes
in the beginning,
this her fifth year.
Like she in school to get a master's.
Yeah, I know my niece play ball.
So my niece,
an angel like this.
You know what I'm saying?
So like all that one leg shit,
that's my niece shit.
But to see these girls,
because I know some of them personally,
these girls are in school
Getting masters degrees
PhDs
All of that shit
Basketball is paving the way
For them to change
They narrative
The girl is from Baltimore
In the ghetto
They is from the hood
You get what I'm saying
But I'm in college
All of the shit
That America tells us
That we should strive to do
They doing
And you still
You still gonna get judged
And called a
Classless piece of shit
That shit is trash, man.
Over trash talking in a basketball game.
I want to see all the trash talking.
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, what the fuck is you talking about?
And then the funny.
Hey, hey, hey, mama here.
Price just went up.
Price just went up.
Price just went up.
Price just went up.
The price just went up.
Pass through the roof.
Hey, the price just went up. Unapologetically, but why?
And I'm starting to even have a problem with that term.
Unapologetic.
Why do you have to be apologetic Yeah Get that the fuck out of here
Y'all get to tell us
How to rejoice
Word
Yeah but no
It's the funny part
And how to celebrate
How to act
I just watched a 30 for 30
On Christian Laettner
Uh huh
He was the most
Ignorant
Arrogant
Motherfucker
And at the same time
He's one of the most celebrated
College basketball players ever
Larry Bird too
Was a shit talker.
Everyone's a shit talker.
In sports, we like to see shit talking.
I'm going to kick your ass, dog.
I'm nice.
Hold that.
Take this.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just part of the game.
I just think it's disgusting.
It's abusive power as well, meaning you've got a platform.
You don't write that about the young lady.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a celebration time for everyone.
And here's my thing.
Like as
I don't want to make it racy
but as black people
It's racy bro.
We've been persecuted.
We've been maimed.
We've been ridiculed
for stuff.
Look at Kevin Hart.
When he did this stuff
he had to apologize
when the tweets came back up
or whatever happened.
Are we going to hold
this same guy accountable?
Oh I was going to go
way worse on the racy tip.
Well go way worse.
Hey listen. I was in my head contemplating.
Hey, Iowa. She did her thing, all that Steph Curry shit, cool.
When you play with confidence and skill and what they was doing, nigga,
all that shit out the window. And to that guy that said that, whatever, Don Portrayer,
whatever your name is, I don't give a fuck. Ball stool, nothing on him. Put your hand in
to stop me. Fuck that nigga. I was saying his name. I wasn't saying his name.
Homie, what's his name?
Dave Portnoy.
Dave Portnoy.
I don't give a fuck.
We don't rock with you, nigga.
We don't rock with you.
We don't stand with that.
You know, you can't just say what you want to say calling a black woman 20-year-old in the class a piece of shit.
Who you talking to?
Who the fuck you think you are?
Fuck you.
Who deemed you the arbiter of class?
We got a white man saying that.
The funny part is for you to be an older person, period,
fuck your color,
and you calling a 20-year-old kid a classist piece of shit,
that speaks to your class level.
Hold on.
My man got ridiculed.
Hold on.
Let's keep it real.
My man got ridiculed for expressing himself on Twitter.
We all got to change this shit with the times
and be more sensitive and walk on lines
and not say and joke in matters and certain things, right?
Why the fuck can't he censor?
Why can't he censor himself?
Why is that?
That's not okay.
Fuck that nigga.
Right.
Who worked for him?
Because he just sold his company.
He just what?
Because he just sold his company.
Oh, shit.
Keith Olbermann, too.
I didn't like Keith Olbermann's shit either.
I forgot what exactly he said. Huh? Keith Olbermann, too. I didn't like Keith Olbermann's shit either. I forgot what exactly he said.
Huh?
Keith Olbermann was another one that said something disrespectful.
He said something disrespectful.
Yeah, I'm trying to find it.
He turned around and walked it.
No, he didn't.
Not really.
He turned around and said, yeah, but I said that shit more or less.
And then he said, I don't know anything about basketball.
I didn't know she did it.
I became aware of you from ESPN.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I didn't know she did it.
I didn't know she did it first.
I didn't know that this was a thing.
Shut the fuck up, Keto.
You should have just shut the fuck up.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Angel Reese, this isn't the White House, but it's white.
Feel free to come up here and talk all the shit you want.
I'll hit the gunshot for an hour straight.
Yeah, you come up here and get in your bag.
I'm super proud of them and
thank you. Just thank you for a great
weekend of sports.
Showing up.
All the girls
on the team.
You know what's crazy? It's dope to pay attention to this shit.
I was just getting ready to say it.
Prior to this, people was asking me,
I'm like, bro, I don't watch women's
basketball. I'm not trying to be funny. Prior to this, people was asking me, are you gonna watch this? I'm like, bro, I don't watch women's basketball.
I'm not trying to be funny, but I just,
I don't watch basketball, period.
It never really, I was mad as hell I missed this game.
Oh no, and it was a good game.
I was hot.
That's the bad part, the bad part is that
if we highlight in women's basketball finally,
it was really a good-ass game.
And then, look.
They was getting busy.
Well, look.
So then I said, I don't watch college,
I don't watch college, I don't watch college. I started getting nervous. Make I said, I don't watch college. I don't watch college.
I start getting nervous.
Stick and roll.
I don't watch college sports, period.
So I said, all right, I missed the women's championship.
I'm going to watch the men's one.
And this shit wasn't close.
No.
Oh, yeah, no.
I was like, oh, man.
Monday night, I was outside, bro. I don't know what I was doing.
This ain't get the media coverage,
but the tall white boy from Connecticut
started waving bye-bye to them in the middle of the game. Oh, word. Toward the end of the boy from Connecticut started waving bye-bye
to them in the middle
of the game.
Oh, word.
Toward the end of the game.
He started waving bye-bye
to them, like, bye.
And ain't nobody
say a fucking word.
You get what I'm saying?
It's just selective outrage.
It felt good.
Like, how dare you
motherfuckers taunt us?
Mm-hmm.
How dare you taunt us?
It's levels of selective
outrage, too,
because in the NBA,
we don't care when
Steph does it and Luka do it.
True.
And then it's women doing it, and we got to hold them to a different standard?
Like, that's weird.
Girls used to get texts for talking shit.
We're going to talk about male and female sports.
When we look at hockey, you give them five minutes to beat the fucking shit out of each other.
You know what I mean?
And you love it.
This is part of the game.
With women's sports, the respectability politics is such
bullshit and that is probably what has
forced them to feel like
box them in into feeling like they have
to play a clean game
fuck that shit
nobody wants to see that
we want to see you getting dirty
and we want to see you enjoying this shit
my added problem to that is
they've somehow flipped the narrative today
to appear as if black women just love,
I mean, black men just love white women.
But historically, it's the total opposite.
Y'all love black women.
They do.
They absolutely adore black women.
So when they start speaking hateful
like this I get confused
at their inner confliction
but they can't publicly
they can't
publicly announce that
adoration of black women
for
they need to go look in their closet you know
you got some outfits in there you forgot about
like yo damn forgot I had these they need to go look in their closet. You know how you got some outfits in there you forgot about? Like, yo, damn,
forgot I had these. They need to go
in there and just take a peek around.
They can't. They might see
some things next to that
cone.
They might see
some shit hanging next to the cone hat.
Hey,
when you put the horse in the shed,
just take a look around.
Niggas, man, you know what we're doing.
That's an ishism.
I don't know what the fuck he said.
Yo, you put the horse away?
I don't know why you stopped yourself, number one.
You tell you gonna get a little, you know.
Nah, I'm not playing with them today.
The Dave Portnoy shit is disgusting.
Disgusting.
Like, for you to just be in that position,
you gotta have enough tact
and reserve, even if you felt that, to not
post that. They hate me jumping out of Dave.
Yeah. This ain't the
first time that they hate jumping out of Dave.
And I was gonna say, yo, Barstools is a
sport platform. Yes.
At least theoretically.
Theoretically. Alright, cool. So now we gonna keep it
a buck. Nigga, the major
sports are dominated by blacks.
Which means if you feel that way
and you run a sport platform,
ta-da, put them together.
Right.
The major sports, nigga,
out here are being dominated
by black people.
Yes.
And that's the truth.
I don't give a fuck
how you slice it.
That's true.
So if you run a sports platform
and this is how you feel
about a 20-year-old black girl
or 19... I don't even know how old she is. a 20-year-old black girl that's popping shit, those feelings are really how you really feel.
And you just got to a frustration boiling point where you posted it.
But that's how you really feel.
I could get money with these niggas, but I don't really fuck with them.
What did y'all think about the Gillian Waller address?
I think you could see the passion
In Wallow
As he spoke
And I just think that
I think they handled it accordingly
I think that
I actually was proud of how
Passionate Wallow spoke
About the situation
With keeping it professional
You know what I'm saying
I think he said enough
To let them know like
Yo dawg we not tolerating this
Right
Can't curse him out He could have cursed him We not tolerating this Right Can't curse him out
He could have cursed him out
On the phone
But you can't curse him out
Publicly
What do you think
Would be the repercussion
Of doing that
None
I mean like
Of doing what
Of cursing
Portnoy out
Publicly
None
I just
They're too
They're kind of
They're kind of too successful
I just think professionally
You know
You don't do that I think I could say some shit I don't think there's no such thing As too successful When you're black of They're kind of too successful I just think professionally You know You don't do that
I think I could say some shit
I don't think there's no such thing
As too successful
When you're black in America
That is true too
I don't believe that
That's true too
Kanye just learned that
We just learned that
Okay fair
Fair
Fair
Absolutely
You're fair enough
Absolutely
But I don't think that
You know in that same video
They said we love you Dave
Yeah
And we fuck with you
But you
They were critical
I saw some people being critical Of them showing love I don't have no problem with that They said we love you Dave. Yeah, and we fuck with you, but but use they were critical
I saw some people being critical of them showing love today. I don't have no problem with that
I don't have no problem with that nor do I have a problem with them addressing the
Intricacies of their business talking about we don't have bosses wearing a license wearing a license agreement
Mm-hmm. I guess if I have to have an issue it's with
words
symbols representation marketing and what it all means If I have to have an issue, it's with words, symbols,
representation, marketing, and what it all means.
So when you put on a barstool hat,
I'm not really talking about what your contract says.
I'm talking about what you are representing
by wearing the hat.
It's the same as making America great again.
Like if you know that this nigga is buying closed doors
on some nigga nigga,
fuck niggas, black people suck,
you know, just saying horrible things,
I would reluctantly wear the hat.
Especially when you're your own brand
and you could wear your hat.
You could wear your hat.
You don't have to sell their merchandise.
Like, rep what you rep.
He's had a history of that.
As I said, how many incidents have he had? He's had a history of that. How many incidents have he had?
He's had a few.
Y'all can Google him.
That was questionable.
I'm not the stenographer.
I don't have a foul jacket on these things,
but he's had a few incidents.
Of racial?
Of that.
Okay.
Interesting.
I didn't know that.
I didn't either.
I was going to say,
maybe they know him more personally
behind closed scenes.
I think not too long ago he was saying I didn't either. I was going to say, maybe they know him more personally behind closed scenes. Maybe not. But if this is a, he's got a history.
I think not too long ago he was saying, just use a nigga on the episode.
What?
They had a few of those.
But I mean, he addressed it.
I mean, he's got his history.
Google it.
Look it up.
Got it.
Come to your own opinion on it.
Listen, I don't spend too much time on this because it's the same as Dana White hitting
his wife.
What y'all about to do?
Nothing. What y'all about to do? Nothing.
What y'all about to do with a bunch of talking?
Nothing.
Nothing's going to change.
That's what I got.
Ain't nothing going to change, Yash.
Nah, I ain't saying nothing.
I was about to say, what could they really do?
Nothing.
Nothing.
That's what I'm saying.
Nothing.
It's nothing to do.
There is nothing to do.
I mean, but once a nigga show you who they are. Just be aware. Just be aware. That's all you can saying. Nothing. It's nothing to do. Sure. There is nothing to do. I mean, but once a nigga show you who they are.
Just be aware.
Just be aware.
That's all you can ask.
That's the place to be.
Again, congratulations to LSU's women's, LSU period.
But the women's basketball team over there, let me hit the round of applause again for
your first national championship.
I don't know what Jill Biden was talking about.
Exactly.
Jill Biden is on some bullshit right now.
See, but that's what I,
it goes to show I'm not making it racy,
but when you think you beat the white people,
you got to go beat them again somehow.
A rule change is coming somewhere,
and oh shit,
the losers could show up to the white.
Since when?
Never happened.
I never saw.
No sport.
Never. I never cut. No sport. Never.
I never cut the TV on and the loser was standing there saying, I'm going to Disneyland.
That never happened.
Because they played such a good game.
They should be here as well.
Who fucking cares?
You fucking lost.
By double digits.
By considerable margin.
What the fuck is you talking about?
You lost.
By double digits.
The funny part is, I really wouldn't feel comfortable with these black girls here,
so I'm going to invite both of them.
Wow.
You think that's what it is?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
What do Jill Biden got in common
with those girls?
She don't have to have anything in common.
Just host them.
The fuck?
That's what you're supposed,
that's what you're there for.
Uncomfortably.
So I'm going to have these white girls
from Iowa come.
If I was an athlete,
I'd have been dead.
I guess that's why girl glitch thinking about herself
this is not her moment
that just speaks
to all the covert contracts
between all of our
sports companies
and the government
why I got to go up there
when Trump was up there
that nigga handed out
Big Macs
to the winning team
quarter pounders
and nuggets
and showed it
with a handshake
yo I see you
alright
sweet and sour
barbecue
I was like wait y'all wait y'all went up there Yo, I see you. All right. Sweet and sour? Barbecue?
I was like, wait.
A lot of niggas ain't go, though.
Wait, y'all went up there to get the nuggets?
A lot of niggas ain't go when Trump was there, fuckwad. I thought the nuggets was in Denver.
Y'all at the White House, suited and booted for the 10-piece that my son yearns for.
Daddy, daddy.
No.
Y'all adults.
Word.
Oh, man. I'll tell you how they feel about you
Yeah
Well
Angel's teammate
Alexis Morris
Tweeted
A request to Michelle Obama
For her to host them
Rather than them
Go to the White House
In response to
Jill Biden
Inviting both teams
She was like
We actually don't want to see
Miss Biden
You host
Whatever
Iowa
We'll be over here with Auntie Michelle.
It really shows the disconnect.
It really does.
In the older white America and what everybody else is going through,
it shows the disconnect.
Like, you don't know.
What are we going to talk about?
Basketball?
We don't need to.
Jill Biden don't know how to ball.
You better brush up real quick.
Fuck that.
Jill Biden ain't going to be there.
She's going to be walking the dogs in the back. She's going to be on the Fuck. Jill Biden ain't going to be there. She's going to be walking the dogs
in the back.
She's going to be
on the phone.
Jill Biden's not
going to be in that.
Where y'all going to be at?
The West Wing where?
27-15.
What?
Nah.
27-15.
Yo, shut up.
What?
Night agent fucking
got away from all
them FBI niggas.
They got right
in his car.
Hey, they was chasing night agents since like episode four.
One.
Yeah, one.
He was out of there.
It was on his ass.
Again, congrats to LSU and UConn.
Amazing job.
Thank you for the entertainment.
And congrats to college women's basketball in general.
To see that get the attention that it got.
Regardless of all the bullshit
that came afterwards.
Yeah, everyone's coming
back, allegedly. A lot of the teams are coming back.
A lot of the players from each team are coming back.
Yeah, I left the weekend trying to see
who was draft eligible. You're right.
Like, am I getting another one of this?
Yeah, I'm tuned in.
South Carolina gonna be back. No doubt.
South Carolina will be back. doubt South Carolina will be back yeah
they tough
alright what else
what else we got
keep it
weekend sports
flip
Wrestlemania
let's get
ready to rumble
man
Wrestlemania
was lit
it was good
you know what I'm saying
night one was good
night two
it was
it was going good.
Cody Rhodes versus Roman Reigns.
And Roman Reigns took the victory.
They continued the storyline.
Roman Reigns had the championship for about three years now.
Three fucking years.
And they made him win.
And he said, piss me off.
But after that resume, it was ill.
It was lit.
I've seen a lot of people pissed off.
Pissed off.
I mean, it was hot. It sucked the. I seen a lot of people pissed off. Pissed off. I mean, it was hot.
It sucked the air out the room.
I'm like, what?
What?
The guy that helped Roman win, his cousin,
his Umaga son, rest in peace, he was sent away.
The referee sent him backstage for interfering.
Just to come back in a disguise and interfere in the match,
it was crazy.
And a lot of people were mad because
you know
ever since the Vince McMahon
situation where
they investigated
that he paid a woman
hush money
he was forced
to step down
but now Vince McMahon
is back
with a weird mustache
yeah with a weird mustache
so they thought it was him
but apparently
it was Triple H
that wrote it
why didn't he call a Patriots owner?
Excuse me?
He didn't have to.
He just merged with USC and they made 26.
Patriots owner paid the right person.
You got to lend him your guy.
Now, this is if this man paid about like $13 million to hush money.
Well, more than that.
Hushing bitches up.
Oh, Robert Kraft got him beat.
No, he got called Trump.
Robert Kraft would never.
He's getting banned for $130,000 or something.
Jerry Jones would never.
$13 million to Trump. I bet Trump. But it was great. WrestleMania'd get banned for $130,000. Jerry Jones would never. 13 minutes, and a nigga Trump
would be bad Trump.
But it was great.
WrestleMania was great.
A lot of people was upset.
And then the next night,
last night on Raw,
you know what I mean?
Cody Rhodes,
once again,
Brock Lesnar came out
and we thinking
that it's going to happen.
We're going to have
a tag team match.
Cody Rhodes,
Brock versus
Roman Reigns
and his cousin.
I forgot his nigga name some bullshit
but at the same time
when the match happened started
Brock Lesnar attacked Cody
Rose and beat the shit
out of him for about 8 minutes
so like it's like they playing with my emotions
but it's good and
congratulations
to WWE for selling
actually congratulations to Endeavor
for buying 51 stakes in WWE.
Congratulations to them.
The UFC has a, nigga clap, nigga, it's WWE.
Clap.
Clap.
Clap, clap, yeah.
Clap.
Yeah.
UFC, WWE are now on the same playing field.
You know, the parent company of UFC
had purchased WWE and it's great. You know, the parent company of UFC had purchased WWE, and it's great.
You know what I mean?
So much shit is opening up.
You know what I mean?
We could see a lot of...
That's a lot of money.
Endeavor purchases WWE.
Yes, oh, nigga, let me get my shit off, nigga.
21 billion.
It's now worth 21 billion, the companies together.
It's amazing.
It feels good.
It looks good.
I'm a big WWE fan,
and I would like to see some people from UFC go to WWE and vice versa.
I would like to see the, you know, different contracts open up so much for us.
So, yeah.
I just got to shout Snoop out, yo.
Get a check.
Fam.
Snoop, keep a check.
You just got to find a way.
He's going to find a way.
Shane McMahon busted his knee. Shane McMahon Busted his knee
Yo he fucked his knee
Up in the match
Like for real
Yeah he jumped over
And busted his knee
And then Snoop
Improvised
Just jumped in the match
And punched him in the face
And said yo you did this
To my man
And did the people's elbow
It was classic
Shout out to Snoop
He can do whatever he wants
This is fucking Snoop
Snoop can literally
Just do whatever he wants to do
He did the people's elbow
Snoop is 50 something years old Jumping in a WWE fight to get some spanky.
Get that money, nigga.
No, he was a host.
And he jumped in the match.
Of WrestleMania.
And jumped in the match.
And then just said, you know what?
I got it.
I mean, that speaks volumes, though.
Yeah.
Improvising like that.
Shane fucked his knee up.
Shane was talking to him like, yo, my knee.
My knee, nigga.
He was like, no, I'm not playing.
I'm fucked up.
My knee getting fucked up. He tried to get up. Nigga fell again. Snoop jumped right in the ring him like, yo, my knee. My knee. No, I'm not playing. I'm fucked up.
He tried to get up. Nigga fell again. Snoop jumped right
in the ring. Hey, you hurt my man?
Oh, shit.
WWE Endeavor,
congratulations on everything.
If you need
Flip or myself or
anyone here, feel free to reach out.
I've been the number one wrestling podcast
for a few years now. We're real podcast for a few years we're willing to customize certain segments for you guys's let your
friends know yeah they're getting money over here I looked up I started seeing
us while a and Benny the butcher and such and such and such personality and
snooze every WrestleMania Wiley mania he do an event we too can and such and such and such and such and this personality and Snoop and this person
and that.
Wale do a thing
every WrestleMania
called Wale Mania.
He do an event.
We too can customize
that way here
at the Joe Budden Podcast.
We can do Flip-O-Mania,
Ice-O-Mania,
any of these manias
Yeah, we're all manias.
are negotiable.
Look at that.
We're all manias.
We're all manias.
Something bothering me though
Get it off your shoulder
I see it's weighing you
That Hulk Hogan
Has no equity in this
No no
Something bothers me
Not about wrestling though
Oh
I got an issue
Complex I love y'all
Shout out to my man
Number one
He deserve it
Yeah
Get your shit together
But the fact that remains
That I have a problem
That Star is not on that list
Huh? What? Yeah Wait wait wait What are the sliders I that I have a problem that Star is not on that list.
Huh?
What?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are the sliders?
I don't give a fuck, nigga.
But what are the sliders?
They actually specify.
They say we're speaking right now.
That nigga has Star Chamber right now.
He's dominating on YouTube.
Star deserves to be on that list.
Okay.
Period. I don't care for what what happened complex when he went up there
Stars the man. I'm playing a. Can you look at the stuff? We both. Starz the man.
Can you hold me up? I'm playing a song about my position.
Of course.
I'm not even acknowledging what you're saying.
Of course, Starz my man and OG of mine and inspiration and legend and all of that stuff.
But I wasn't talking about that.
I know you wasn't trying to.
I'm just saying don't leave me on the hill.
When I look for you, you got to pull my shirt.
Okay.
No, no, no.
I'm going to fall off the fucking hill.
I always want great things for Starz.
That's a fact.
What it looked like from the list was, well, I can't say that because of my
place on the list.
But I was about to say, depending on their relationship with you up there, we got to
see what's, I don't know how Star used to work there.
He did.
So I don't know how he left.
He ain't laid leave like I left.
No, but he-
I need to know if Star left better or worse than I left, and I'll be able to assess this.
He put the emails up on his channel, how much he made.
But I don't think there should be a media list ever without Star.
That's not on.
By the way.
In black media especially.
That's a fact for me.
Star and Wendy Williams are automatic goals for me.
Insert.
Insert.
Shout out to Ephesus.
But it's about number one right now.
Number one.
Don't talk about your friends no more.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
What's up?
What's up?
I mean, put my Eskimo brother on right quick.
This nigga play my Eskimo.
That's why you got to be careful play my Eskimo. That's why you gotta be careful
who your Eskimo brothers with.
What's wrong with this nigga, yo?
I mean, at a moment of celebration,
your brother's shit might come on.
This shit is five poppins.
That's how y'all became brothers.
He was two poppin' that year.
Nigga, Nelly was a hard fight back in the day, D'Vore.
Without the muscles.
Nigga was a hard fight without the muscles.
Nigga came back and knew what improved.
Yeah, he's a little fight now.
Be happy when them dudes is happy and involved.
Like, oh, somebody made him
happy? Good. Stay away from mine, nigga.
Don't bring all that Countryville
slammer shit over here.
Hot shit!
Y'all mean doing the E.R.
And I'm talking shit. Nelly's my man. Nelly's my man, of course.
But it's about number one
right now.
What else we got? What else we got?
What else we got?
Anybody else watch Dreamville?
Dreamville A lot of big
We getting the big tease
Arraignment and indictment soon too
We really should have the news on right now
Cause y'all thought January 6th was something
It's at 2 o'clock
Alright
The arraignment's at 2 o'clock
Trust me I'm clock watching for that.
We on that. I don't like that building.
Yeah. But anyway, Dreamville.
We'll get back to that. Y'all watch anything?
Nothing? I go bits and pieces.
Okay. I mean, I saw that Drake brought out Lil Wayne.
He brought out a lot of people. He brought out
Uzi. He brought out Gorilla.
That's what I saw. He brought out 21 Savage.
J. Cole's performance
was incredible
it was
I don't know if y'all saw Usher
I'm kind of jealous
of you going to Vegas now
cause Usher is
the himmest of hims
in this shit
yes
he was up there
for an hour and a half
with nothing but hits
dancing
singing
wasn't it April Fool's Day
and he kind of led the crowd
to believe that he was
bringing out Beyonce
he did
he played a little
Smokey Ocon
that was fire too
yeah he killed it live band all that shit absolutely crushed it the crowd to believe that he was bringing out Beyonce. He did. He did. He played a little Yoki Yoko. That was fire too. Yeah.
He killed it, yo.
Live band,
all that shit.
Absolutely crushed it.
He's great.
Absolutely crushed it.
And I don't think
anybody wants to see him
in no verses.
I think we've said that
up here a bunch of times,
but I'm going to
reiterate that shit.
Nobody wants to see him
in no verses.
Nobody wants to see him
in no verses.
There is a person, man.
Who?
There's only one.
We can't say his name.
No, you can't.
No, we can't. Why? There's only one. We can't say his name. No, you can't. No, we can't.
Why?
There's only one.
And he forever locked up.
Oh.
Got you.
There's only one.
Oh.
Yeah, him.
Yeah.
Him.
Can somebody?
Same girl.
Oh, no, no, no.
Somebody.
Same girl.
I don't think they're going to zoom in.
I don't think they're going to zoom in.
I don't think they're going to zoom in.
I don't think they're going to zoom in.
I don't think they're going to zoom in.
I don't think they're going to zoom in.
I don't think y'all putting enough respect on Ish family tree, yo.
Yeah, Chris Brown couldn't see him in the verses.
I don't know if y'all putting enough respect on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell them about your family, yo. Chris Brown couldn't see him in the verses. That's who I thought you was talking about. Tell them about Chase and Pete. They do all Kelly the verses. I don't know if y'all put enough respect on it. Tell him about your family, yo.
Chris Brown could see him
in the verses.
That's who I thought
you was talking about.
Tell him about Chesapeake.
Take them all, Kelly, nigga.
I don't think so.
Take him to Chesapeake
right quick.
That's a fight.
I said that.
That is a fight.
I might be the biggest
Chris Brown fan on the planet.
It's a fight.
The more I think about it,
the less of a fight it becomes.
I disagree.
I'm not saying he gonna beat him,
but it's a fight.
He's not gonna beat him.
It ain't no easy walking apart.
The nigga that could beat him is in jail right now.
It's a light jog.
It's a light jog.
The nigga that could beat him is in jail.
Windbreaker's on.
Jogging.
Get the heart rate up a little bit.
Just a little bit.
A little cardio.
But right after Usher is...
The Unmentionable?
No, Chris Brown.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
The Unmentionable is... He's no no no no the unmentionable
is here
on top of the top
I want y'all
I want y'all on that
Stevie and I'm
I hate we gotta lose
that thing
that Stevie boy
I wonder if
when this nigga
redacted
goes to bed at night
he thinks to himself
yo I didn't have
to stop the music
and ask if the gay people were going to be sucking dick behind the dumpster in the parking lot.
Yo.
Boy, that's oof.
Your niggas that really just shot.
Yo.
With a big gun.
I've been home all week thinking about shit from.
Yo, it's been a wild little past five years.
That wasn't no
Plaxico shit
he shot himself with.
No.
He shot himself
with the big shit.
Foot missing?
Yeah, man.
God.
Woosh.
Goddamn.
But the Drake performance
was good.
I feel like he's too rich
to perform at this point
in his career, though.
You think so?
Yeah.
And maybe it's a
you lose a little bit
in translation on the TV.
Seem like you called this.
Let's go.
Oh no,
I thought this was him singing.
Now I'm going to find him singing.
Why is Drake singing?
Hold up.
I'm going to find it first. And I did call this. You did. Which is Drake singing? Hold up. I'm going to find it first.
And I did call this. You did.
Which part?
The speech.
The whole
my brother.
I want to come to the
middle of the stage and just take a moment
right now to tell you guys about my brother that I
grew up with in this game.
I wouldn't even be who I am today if it wasn't for this man right here. And I know you guys about my brother that I grew up with in this game. I wouldn't even be who I am today
if it wasn't for this man right here.
And I know you guys out there have your debates
for who's the greatest of our generation.
But it's him.
He's the best.
It was never me.
Make some noise out there.
Actually, sing We Always Love J love jay co singing with me
these niggas are so canadian
what the fuck it's got now i gotta watch my hate
because everything is through the roof and i don't want to jeopardize things
because everything is through the roof and I don't want to jeopardize things.
But,
come on, dawg.
Speaking of Drake, though,
what do y'all think about his petty maneuver?
With the Kim Kardashian.
The Kim Kardashian voice note
on the new song that he premiered on Sirius.
Go ahead.
I see it.
Go ahead.
I'm just saying, we just gave props to Angel Reese. Go ahead I see it Go ahead What?
Fine I'm just saying
We just gave props to
Angel Reese
Let that nigga get his
Angel Reese moment
What you talking about nigga?
Ain't Drake a Scorpio?
Yes he is
Alright so
They gonna hold the grudge
And they gonna kick you
While you down
Niggas is mad vindictive
Those two things
Are a fact
They sitting there
waiting for you to fail.
Mad vindictive.
Oh, word, you failed?
Let me go talk to your ex-wife.
Get this clip.
Put this on the beginning
of one of the hottest songs
I ever made.
She might be in my video,
nigga, you play around.
I kind of expect it.
Sure.
That's his Angel Reese moment.
Okay.
I didn't think about it that way,
but you're right.
I'm just joking. didn't think about it that way, but you're right. That's his joke.
He's talking about that.
I mean, rock up.
That's my opinion.
That's some cold-hearted niggas.
Fair.
What?
I'm out of that.
Uh-huh.
I don't like that shit.
Why?
Listen, I know how arrogant I am now.
I can only imagine the niggas that's going
in their bathroom
and have a wine cooler
and champagne
next to the toilet.
What a toilet that talk to you
and wipe your ass, too.
I mean, the first half
of his performance,
he's playing all the hits.
He might have rapped
10% of the lyrics.
The whole crowd
is just rapping
the whole shit for him.
Who cares?
You're talking about the toilet,
talking about how warm
that nigga's ass temperature is.
Good morning, Aubrey.
Your ass was colder than normal today.
Yesterday, you were at a 47.9.
This nigga just got...
Let me warm that up for you.
Yeah, he got some other shit on my neck.
Instant heating.
Hey, yo, dawg.
Like you just said.
That's some good shit.
You know how arrogant you are?
Imagine you was 700, 800 M's up.
You better not.
You better not.
I don't even know
if I'll talk.
I wouldn't talk to nobody.
I told y'all.
I told y'all
I'd become a real life
super villain.
I don't know why
he's out doing
these festivals and shows.
I'm not doing that shit.
You say that,
but the Drake sets
have been getting spectacular.
What do you mean?
Like his set list.
Bro.
Oh, he's got too many hits.
It's too many hits.
Recently,
yeah,
but having too many hits and willing to go out there and do too many hits is different.
True.
And he's doing these amazing sets.
I think that's dope.
And at the Dreamville, he was kind of, it was almost like a hosting type of perform, though.
Like I said, the whole crowd sings the lyrics, which you kind of lose in the TV and shit.
And you lose the fucking club atmosphere, the music being loud and your shit.
But watching it on TV is like, he's barely even doing anything up there.
Fam, I'm doing my man a solid.
Yeah.
I'm helping my man's festival get to where
some of these other festivals could potentially get to.
Boy did, boy did.
As a festival owner and runner.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I went up there too.
I got an old fest.
No, he said that on stage.
J. Cole is coming.
What'd he say?
He said, I got, I have my own festival, so you know what I mean?
Oh, but Cole wanted me to do some songs I don't usually play.
And I forgot what he wanted to do.
Yeah, no, they stun.
Yeah.
They stun.
That's fine.
Yo, the more I think about it, man, listen, these guys, I be thinking I'm lucky with Jay-Z
and Biggie and all of them as the best rappers of my time and what I had access to because
of that.
Biggie and all of them as the best rappers of my time and what I had access to because of that.
These guys are fortunate to have Drake with this run that they're witnessing, Cole.
Kendrick.
That 2010 class and up, they've been showing out.
That's true.
They have.
They've been showing out for a long time and they deserve all the applause and accolades in the world.
They've really invested in themselves.
They have changed the way that these performances
are even done.
True.
They have redefined this shit
all with the biggest
live audience
that anyone's ever had.
It's to be commended.
It's commendable.
And they're bringing
their own people on.
How could you be mad
at any of this shit?
You can't.
If you can't respect that,
your whole perspective is wasted
seeing a whole different
type of money
venturing off
into other shit
that shit is amazing
did y'all see
the aerial shots
of the festival
that shit was crazy
50, 60,000 people
something like that
it looked ridiculous
it looked crazy
there's no way
I could have been out there
word
hey well if you guys
thought Meg
throwing that ball
was something
did you guys see
Summer Walker at the Dave and Buster's basketball machine?
She had on white jeans?
She had on white dress.
She had on white dress.
Hold up.
I'm just asking.
I ain't see it.
I went back to the video a few times to check out her form.
Silhouette.
J. Cole stayed there a mighty long time, too.
I'm trying to fool niggas with them dreads, nigga.
Yo, niggas always think
the fucking dude
with the dreads
ain't a creep.
Yeah, I know.
I'm not talking about Cole.
I'm just saying.
Nah.
In general.
That's like them
earthy niggas.
They get it.
And the earthy girls.
And them earthy chicks.
I'm about to say
earthy girls though.
What?
Gotta love them.
Take your soul right away.
Gotta love them. Let me soul right away. Gotta love them.
Me whole life or something.
Yeah, but then they'd be
saying some wild shit like,
nah, I don't shave.
I believe in all my hair
growing organically
from my underarms.
He'd be like, oh, all right.
I never noticed that.
Nah, they...
They stick it there like this.
Their favorite line was the,
no, I don't... you don't have to shower.
The body's natural oils will cleanse itself.
Girl.
You know who I'm talking about.
I remember it.
Yeah.
I remember it.
Somebody said that for real?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
One of Earthies.
Actually, a couple of them.
It'd just be a different level of free.
That's what they call it.
Free.
Water free.
Soap free.
Free of judgment. Towel free.
And mouth be.
It's all right.
Don't get to imagine.
It's just creepers.
Anyway.
Imagine an unshowered mouth.
I mean.
Anyway.
Where were we?
What were you talking about?
We were talking about Drake and Dreamville
And all that shit
All that shit
That crowd
That crowd was something to see
Yeah man
In North Carolina
Word
And that just goes to the point
That we had
Last summer
That that nigga's festival
Could potentially do what
These other festivals are doing
If you getting the same acts and the same participation
from some, because they're your friends.
You know what I'm saying?
So they want to, hopefully they're your friends
and they want to see you win.
For Drake to come to North Carolina and do what he did,
that just reaped the benefits.
60,000 people, dog?
In the middle of nowhere?
Well, I ain't going to say in the middle of nowhere,
but you get what I'm saying.
Like, yo, that's fire to me.
And it speaks to black business.
That's super fire.
Especially when he,
when Drake ain't on Coachella,
rolling loud.
True story.
That's my point.
You got the major festivals,
we couldn't get Drake.
I only do my shit,
my man shit.
That's my point.
That's my point.
That's incredible.
Yes,
that's fire.
Yeah,
there's nothing negative to say about that,
at all.
And it was just nice to have you.
I had the background the whole weekend just playing while we're in the studio.
If you academics, Charlemagne, Gillian, Wallo, just said,
fuck all the white platforms, we're going to do our own thing.
You get what I'm saying?
You forced the needle.
Well, who would be number one in that group?
Idiot ass nigga.
I'm just serious.
No, I'm saying that. so if me and them niggas
nah but you get my point you would you just basically move the needle and take the money
and move it over here it's cool i know you you number one dog you know
I hear
yeah that's all I hear
in my head
we got a segway
of some shit
we got a segway
of some shit
nah what else
what else
what else
what else
well festivals
Hot 97 announced
Summer Jams line up
yeah they did
Cardi B's the headline
which is happening
at the racetrack right
yeah Elmont
they are at Elmont
in Long Island
that's gonna be
super interesting.
Yeah, I thought there were other radios saying,
yo, it's going to be in New York this year,
it's going to be in New York this year,
and as a New Yorker, when someone says New York,
you think it's going to be in New York City.
And it is, sort of.
Shout out to Long Island.
Not me, I was thinking Yankee Stadium.
That's what I was thinking.
I was thinking Yankee Stadium, maybe Citi Field.
They had the Belmont racetrack.
Ain't that Queens?
What, Elmont? Yeah. That's Long Island.etrack. Ain't that Queens? What?
Elmock?
Yeah.
Long Island.
Man, that shit is Queens.
I mean, it is.
It is.
That shit right there.
It's right there.
It's right there.
It's right there.
I really think they taking a gamble.
I think it's hit or miss.
I'm curious to see what the...
Is it the Belmont racetrack?
Elmock.
Elmock.
No, but the name of it is Belmont.
Oh, maybe it's Belmont.
Maybe we're saying it wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
I won't speak to the chance they're taking.
You can if you like.
We don't know the situation.
I think that the MetLife contract just ran out.
No, I'm just saying I think that a big part of that fan base
has been New Jersey for the last 20 years.
True.
But that's not to say that it won't travel.
It was in Nassau Coliseum a couple years, like a while back.
I went to one of those.
So it wasn't always in Jersey.
It moved.
Oh, I don't remember that.
It was in Nassau Coliseum.
And listen, and I fuck with Hot 97 and Summer Jam,
but depending on how people are feeling that day, the ticket sales get shorter and shorter.
They start bringing the walls closer and closer in terms of capacity of the place.
So if our contract ran out and we don't need to house 50,000 people every single year, this might be a headache.
This might be a relief.
Yeah.
Let's take this to Belmont.
Let's scale down
a little bit 25,000 in this economy right now we don't need to I wonder if you can get a train
we're still our brand the brand is the brand still and I think that brand travels I was expecting
them to take it to Barclay honestly go back to arenas because they used to have it at the arena
they used to have it I remember the metal but you know they closed that down that's the last one that's when they moved over
to the stadium now you're talking 55 000 and i don't know if it was selling out of the at the
last couple years but i was just saying you know i it might be time yeah but now you're talking
about the barclays you don't know what kind of exclusive Barclay entertainment contracts other people have with them.
This is big money talk.
Yeah, this is big money talk.
If they're at Belmont, I'm assuming they are there for a reason.
Oh, yeah, there is trades out there.
There is trades out there.
For sure.
Like, I know this one.
Yo, I've been to that shit when it was packed for, like, a horse event or some shit.
Yeah. Like, it was packed for like a horse event or some shit. Yeah.
Like it was packed out there.
So I believe that Hot 97 will be able to get a crowd to Summer Jam out there.
What do you think of the lineup?
Give me the lineup.
Cardi B is headlining.
Oh, they won.
Ice Spice, Lola Brooke.
Oh, we out of here.
Chlorella.
Chloe Wright.
I mean, yeah, Chloe Wright.
Oh, we out.
Ladies know you, Bob.
Ladies know you.
And then it says,
a tribute to the 50 years of hip-hop featuring the Lox.
It's over.
No, more announcements to come.
Yeah, probably so.
More announcements to come.
But just what they've already announced,
basically just sold every ticket to every girl
in New York and New Jersey.
Yeah.
And the guys are going to follow with the girls.
Of course.
They want.
I think it'll go well.
I agree. I do. Belmont!
See you there. It's going to be crazy.
You going to go flip? Yeah.
Get some skits in?
Nah.
I slow down with the skits. I'm not.
I noticed. Giving people poison juice or some shit. Yeah, it's outside. Cooking outside.. I'm not. I just saw you giving people poison juice or some shit.
Yeah, it's outside, cooking outside.
But I'm not like the craziest.
I'm not doing that.
I slow down a little bit.
I got up there.
Yeah, he gets the money.
That's all I'm saying.
That's what it is.
He gets the money.
He gets the money.
That's that money talk.
I mean, the skits took me a far way.
I'm going to go back to them.
I just want to do it different now.
I was talking to Ian.
He spilled some of your business to me.
You're getting a lot of money up here.
He can't tell you that. That not true it's not true you get a lot of money number one no they meant number one on the creative side of things
they didn't want to talk about money it's not what the fourth was it was a complex list
I mean you know yeah but you left that place before it was I would pay Forbes not to publish
me on that list oh no no way buddy I way, buddy. I win a lotto.
I'm paying the $750, whatever it costs, to not disclose me and have me come up there
and hold a sign like a doofus.
I'm not going.
Is the fee up there for you not to do that?
Not really.
Wait, wait.
You're going to pay?
I'm coming up there with the mask on.
Can I go home?
There's a fee you have to pay Forbes for them not to put you in there?
Yeah, if you don't want...
If you don't want to get robbed,
you can pay the state.
Yeah, you can pay us,
and we won't have the cameras here.
I never heard that either.
I never heard that.
You sure?
What, lottery winners?
Yeah, I'm telling you.
I know lottery winners.
Yeah.
If you want to remain anonymous,
you have to pay a fee for that.
That's crazy, though.
That's some wild shit. But I respect it, man. Absolutely. They're going to find a way to get some pay a fee for that that's crazy that's a wild respect did you see that reporter how many blue checks they sold
Instagram I don't know I don't know it might be from Cox or 15 million
apparently they sold 15 million blue checks, allegedly,
and made something like $660 million.
Yeah.
Dog, that shit is $15 a month.
Yeah.
I'm all right.
Great word.
$15 a month.
I thought it was $15 forever.
That was dumb.
That was a monthly fee.
That was Elon Musk's idea, though, right?
To sell it on Twitter.
He was the first one to do it.
Look at that shit.
Son.
If that shit is a monthly fee.
That is a little ridiculous.
My nigga, if it was $3 a month.
Hold on.
Now, if it was $3 a month.
What the fuck are you talking about?
If it was just for the check, I say I call bullshit.
I wouldn't do it
But you also get how any of y'all ever tried to reach customer service at Instagram. Yes
You can't well now if you pay for this subscription service you get a dedicated customer service line my nigga
Yeah, all right. Y'all just paid for the whole staff. I'm just telling you that
Fuck the check.
The other part will make it worth it.
My nigga.
Well, fuck me up because I got a blue check and I still don't have it.
I want to know what you get when.
I know what the Genius Bar offers when I walk up to it.
I want to know what the Instagram customer service care call line provides.
Hey, bro.
Just to be able to reach somebody.
My nigga.
You couldn't even do that before.
You reach them and they say, yeah, that's the algorithm. I'm not paying $200 to reach able to reach somebody. My nigga, you couldn't even do that before. You reach them and they say,
yeah,
that's the algorithm.
I'm not paying $200
to reach the Instagram
customer service.
They probably,
if you get shadow banned,
that's probably something
that you can call
customer service on.
No, they said,
you know what was
happening to people?
No, no, no.
I'm shadow banned.
No, no, no.
Nobody cares.
No, no.
You got to start a new page.
So you know how people
have like,
I clicked the link
and got their page. Somebody stole your password. Now you can't get back into your page. So you know how people have like, click the link and got their page.
Somebody stole your password.
Now you can't get back into your page.
You can't reach Instagram
to even talk to somebody about you.
But now that you've verified
you are a real account and everything,
you have a dedicated customer service line.
You can get your page back.
Shit like that.
Makes it worth it to me.
And a lot of people lost a lot of pictures.
Yes.
There's people that ran businesses over here.
True.
So I'm losing money now.
Man, new page.
I can't believe I deleted 15,000.
What if it's a business?
I'm fucking with you.
No, no, no.
That's how they get you, though.
That same thinking.
Listen, this is actually a perfect segue to this tipflation thing that my friend sent me.
I read this, actually.
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to play it and see what you guys think about this.
When was the last time you purchased something and you weren't asked for a tip? Yeah, I can't remember either.
Nowadays there are people who argue 20% is kind of a cheap tip. What we're seeing now nationwide
is something that is known as
What we're seeing now nationwide is something that is known as tipflation.
At every opportunity, we're being presented with a tablet that's asking us how much we'd like to tip.
And with that tablet at just about every counter, no matter where you go, the question is, where's the tipping point?
I'm wondering how long before I'm tipping my doctor after an annual physical.
You're being guilted into tipping on something that is not tipping. No, you're all being guilted.
I ain't being guilted in that goddamn thing.
Zero.
Where do you draw the line?
I firmly believe that the tipping invasion gets a net negative per se.
It is.
It is.
I used to work in restaurants for a long time.
It is.
I worked in family-owned restaurants, and I think it's actually kind of disrespectful
when non-tip salary-based people are asking for tips.
Because what tip-based people,
the reason why they ask for tips
is because they get paid $3 an hour.
So, yeah.
And that's always been...
The tips supplement the shit.
Yeah, that's always been my understanding of,
that's how I was introduced into tips.
Hey, they make less, they kind of survive off tips, and that's what it is. But that's how I was introduced into tips hey they make less
they kind of survive off tips yeah and that's what it is but that's not really the case today
and to add on to what they're saying here I've noticed a few places that I go to have conveniently
either misplaced or relocated where they let you know that the grat gratuity has been included. Oh, yeah.
Yes, that's true.
That is not in...
Before,
before you used to say
additional gratuity.
Now, we don't even say that.
Yeah.
But gratuity's been included already
and it'll just have a line like...
And as someone, again,
as someone who worked
in restaurants,
if you put the auto grat
on someone
and don't tell them,
you're kind of a piece of shit.
And I know people
that got fired for that shit.
Usually, the auto grat
is like, you know,
six parties or more
like in a restaurant,
you know?
I'd have been two people
to a spot.
Well, they do that
to black people.
They do.
A lot of times
they'll put the gratuity,
it doesn't matter
if it's one, two people,
they put that on us.
I've had arguments
with people
where they say that
we don't tip
or we're not good tippers.
That's true.
I've been to spots where I've ordered food for pickup.
And I just went there.
You want to tip?
No.
For what?
I came to get my own shit.
I came to get this.
I do it sometimes.
I tip a little bit on the tip.
I'm not tipping on the pickup.
You crazy.
You ain't do nothing.
Yeah, you did.
What'd you do?
What'd you do?
As a bartender, I picked up the phone.
I took the order.
I put the order in.
I went back to the kitchen.
No, no, no. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I've you do? As a bartender, I picked up the phone, I took the order, I put the order in, I went back to the kitchen and made sure it was done right.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
I've done it before.
I've done it.
You didn't.
Oh, you're talking about in the app where you put it all in?
Yes, in the app.
Gotcha.
That's different.
And then when I go there to get it, I go there and then it's, would you like to tip?
Absolutely.
You're right.
No, I'm not.
I'm not tipping.
You know what's interesting is in certain parts of Europe, it's considered rude to tip.
To tip.
Yeah.
Because they make such.
That's an American thing.
Yeah, they make so much money.
They pay their service.
When y'all get gassed, do you tip?
In New Jersey, I'm asking.
No, I don't.
And you know what's crazy?
I do.
And for the rest of the country, I'm sorry, Ish, I'm saying New Jersey because we're the
only place with the gas guide.
Our gas gets pumped for us.
It's illegal for us to pump gas.
I don't tip only because I pay with a card 100% of the time at this point.
And they just give me my card, my receipt, and run off.
I didn't know that people tipped.
My girl tips.
The gas station, I was like, what you doing?
I tip.
I never did that in my life.
I pay with my card, and I like singles and like a five in my dash
just for that
that was new to me
I never did that
well you're not guilting me
into a tip I am a great tipper
and put the little line back where it's
supposed to be to let you know about the ugg or two
what about barbers
you gotta tip your barber
I'm certain that my barber is not expecting a tip from me with what I
pay like this word different bro this shit is crazy and for what you said you
pay yeah dog I had a long Wednesday last week I missed the Thursday appointment
and when I miss it I just pay pay half. But boy, that paying half felt
different when I didn't get the cut.
It's like, alright, that's on me.
Let me get my ass up.
Too much fun last night.
Way too much fun. Can't throw my life
off. Went to see Linda Nail
Lady up the street. Yo, where your Thursday ass
at? Yo, listen, listen.
I'm back right. I'm back right.
That shit different.
I think if your barber
owes the barbershop
or is coming to your house,
do you still have the tip?
I don't know.
Yeah.
If he's coming to your house,
the rate is just crazy.
If he's coming to my house,
the tip,
you should have included the tip.
Yeah, the rate is just crazy
when they come to your house.
Yeah, nah.
You talking three figures
when they come to your house. Come on, what You talking three figures when they come to your house.
Come on, what else is up?
What else is up?
They came to get Big T.
Big T could have been there through Zoom.
He decided to show up.
They got all types of important people coming to show up.
They not handcuffing him.
They not taking a mug shot.
He got from LaGuardia to Midtown in five minutes.
And he's hosting a meeting later on last night or tonight or whenever it is, right?
I didn't know about that one.
I think all of that sucks.
Me too.
It takes me about 40 minutes every time I get to LaGuardia.
I feel sorry for y'all that still use LaGuardia.
Now LaGuardia is nice though.
They fixed it for him?
Oh, yeah.
LaGuardia's got an overall.
It's nice and beautiful?
Yeah. Crazy. Still not flying out of there, though. Never. I heard itia's nice though. They fixed it for him? Oh yeah. LaGuardia's got an overall. It's nice and beautiful? Yeah.
Crazy.
Still not flying out of there though.
Never.
I heard it's dope though.
Nah, if it's beautiful then I'm back.
I'm good.
Try it.
Because JFK is beautiful.
It's just far.
Yeah.
They put a lot of money in there.
I live in Queens so LaGuardia's
it's a bunch of beauty.
I can walk to LaGuardia.
I'm content with the one over here
with the good box.
Newark.
Newark got good box.
I'm straight right there.
Cool. Newark's the dirty chick with the nice box? No. Newark is not the good box. Newark. Newark got good box. I'm straight right there. Cool.
Newark's the dirty chick
with the nice box?
No,
Newark is not the dirty chick.
Newark's nicer?
What?
Oh yeah,
y'all told me about the
Terminal A.
Well,
Terminal A is amazing,
but the other ones are not dirty.
Damn,
Maddie.
Newark has never been a dirty airport.
It just smell like that
when you land here.
It just smell like that
when you land here.
Y'all been smelling on video
all the time now.
Like magic.
It's finicky,
right?
Comes and goes. But y'all know, power plant, storage, wasteland, all of that.
All swamped out there, period. When you look out the window and see all the...
What'd you say? The swamp has its period. Can you set the time out?
What's up, Flip? So I learned that in Jersey, there's an airport called Teterboro, right?
Teterboro.
With the jets.
That's for the richies.
Big money.
Big, big money.
Big niggas.
They ain't put me on to that shit, man,
so I can go stand in front of it like I just landed.
Oh, because I don't have Teterboro money.
But neither do a lot of the people
that's in and out of Teterboro.
Nigga, you got to shut up.
Nah, the hymns and hymns is in there.
Teterboro flying in. I don't got Teterboro money. I don't have Teterboro money. You do have Teterboro money. You have Teterboro money. Nah The hymns and hymns Is in there Flying in
I don't got
Teterboro money
I don't have Teterboro money
You do have Teterboro
You have Teterboro money
Is that or they fly
In the Hamptons
Right
The Hamptons got a private airport
I think LaGuardia does too
Actually
Nah it's one
LaGuardia has a private airport
I think you can fly private
And John Travolta has one
That's where
Trump just landed
I'm pretty sure
He didn't take Delta
I don't think Trump
Landed in LaGuardia
He did
He did
He landed his plane In LaGuardia. He did. He did? He landed his plane in LaGuardia.
He got a Trump plane.
He got like a 737.
Back when he was on.
Y'all talking about his plane, and I'm trying to talk about the indictment.
I just, I don't like the fact that he didn't get handcuffed.
I don't like the fact that he didn't get mugshot.
Why not?
That nigga is up in the polls, I heard.
Like, come on, really?
Because I think that's where
And I get it
It's like the pretty girl jumping the line
Or it's like us jumping the line at the club
When the commoners are standing outside the club
But yo they don't give us preferential treatment
When it comes to being a crook
I agree with you
And I severely dislike Trump
But he was the president
And I kind of feel like It would be weird to mugshot him.
So here's why Trump is not expected to have a mugshot taken.
The former president is not likely to be photographed when he is booked on charge, as officials say, because his image is commonly available and taking his mugshot would entail more movements for him, complicating security.
I mean, fuck all that.
I also think he'll use that shit as ammunition.
I already saw his PR person said that he's the modern day Biggie and Pac because it's
going to make him more popular when he comes out.
Yeah, they did do that.
I was like, fit.
Yo, he going to do a first day out?
He would have cut fuck around and posted the picture on some shit.
What?
He had a soul merch?
Oh, yeah.
Are you crazy?
Oh, yeah.
So if he becomes president, he could swipe this shit away?
Nah, that t-shirt
would have been hard.
It kind of would have been.
Now that I'm thinking about it.
He'd have got that.
He'd have got that.
That would have been tough.
I'd have copped like a nigger.
You'd have copped.
I'd have ripped that shit off.
He more likely than not
will not be handcuffed.
Trump behind bars t-shirt,
you'd have ripped it off?
He more likely than not
will not be handcuffed
and no mugshot taken,
but under New York
state law
they have to take
his fingerprints
which they already have
which they already have
he's the president
of the fucking
United States
right
he's not going
to central bookings
yeah
see
he'll be letting
that shit though
has Stormy Daniels
prices gone up
where is she
and what is she doing
she probably got
the only fans
did they silence her?
No, no, no.
I see her tweeting,
but I mean,
come on.
Where can I see
the whole thing?
We got a book coming.
What's the play?
I think she already
had a book.
I could be wrong about that.
There might be a part two
coming up.
Damn, she's getting
money from me.
I saw a picture of her
dressed in like
an evening gown somewhere
like in New York Times
coverage.
Yeah, she's...
Yeah, send Caitlyn Clark and them
to go talk to Stormy Daniels.
We'll go up to the White House.
Please make sure Michelle Obama is there
and have the all orange Skittles
upon their arrival.
No Big Macs either, please.
Yeah, come on.
Come on, none of that.
What else?
It's crazy.
What else?
Offset.
Do y'all want to get to music for real?
That Offset snippet is hard.
It is.
It's a little future-ish, but it's hard.
It's hard.
You got it?
Uh, let me see if I have it.
I know I have it, because I, hold up.
Hey, y'all.
I do have it.
Oh, let me have it first.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there it is.
I could have kept it to myself.
They can't be too upset. Myself. Out of unbroke bread, cut checks. They can't be too upset. Oh, there it up, fuck it up
Fuck it up, fuck it up
Fuck it up, fuck it up
Fuck it up, fuck it up
Dog, if y'all don't hear a Cardi B verse coming in soon, then I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah.
If y'all don't hear what's going to eventually come of of this then i don't know what to tell you but this is
hard and it's gonna be harder when my wife gets gets finished and she'll ride the beat too that's
one and she's gonna speak to that topic and roast you hoes kill it yeah she's gonna speak to the
topic and go crazy on you hoes.
And she's going to give me some new Bronx of drill slam.
It's going to go crazy.
It's going to be crazy.
So is this in response?
I'll be at Don's this week.
It's going to go crazy.
Is this in response to his lawsuit with quality control?
Interpret it how you want.
It's not for me to say, but I'll play it for you one more time.
Because he's actually accused them of wrongful interference.
Like, blatantly stated.
Interesting.
I could have kept this to myself.
They can't get too upset.
I done broke red cut checks.
They can't get too upset.
I took their robe off my neck.
They can't be too upset.
They can't be too upset. They can't be too upset.
It's hard for whoever's about to do the verse. Oh, no. You're lucky I'm done. I speed this
up and go crazy on you bitch ass niggas. I'm number one. Hey. Fuck it up. Fuck it up. Nah,
cut this off, yo. Cardi, Cardi coming in.. Fuck it up. Nah, cut this off, yo.
Cardi, Cardi coming in.
Gorilla might come in.
Nah, shit might get stupid.
Shit might get spooky if Gorilla and I'm coming in.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
That's hard.
That's hard.
Thought, thought, thought.
Anything, anything, anything?
I was trying to think. Anything?
Outside of it sounded a little, like Park said, very futuristic.
It is hard. It's a different sound for Off said, very future-ish. It is hard.
It's a different sound for Offset, though.
I ain't mad at that.
That's why future is future to me.
Because he too gave you niggas some style to run with.
Absolutely.
And it's dope enough that I like it when other people do it.
Yeah.
I like when St. John do it.
I like when they do it.
They do.
And I like it. He's a trendsetter, no question, musically. Yeah do it. They do. And I like it.
He's a trendsetter, no question, musically.
Yeah, no, for sure.
That record is hard.
Why are we talking about music?
Black, first week, black.
Numbers back on black, first week, 20,000.
Ooh.
Down from 100,000, last album.
You called that shit.
Regardless of how you feel about the music.
Shouldn't have came out.
Hate to see that.
Yeah.
Shouldn't have came out.
Yeah, you said that.
I mean, they should have.
But the Black Hive,
some of the Black Hive
was killing it.
It's crazy.
You crazy.
Yeah, but that wasn't
really the main point
of what I was saying.
The promotion was not crazy.
It just shouldn't have come out
right now.
Black is a friend of the show
uh all all the love in the world to him but see this is the other thing about being an artist
how do y'all know that summer walker has a ep coming out next month she announced it at dream
bill she told you she's the only one who told you no not at all right on justice page
right on the LVR page
a lot of support
yeah
a lot of support
for the main
a
plus plus plus plus
act
you don't want to get
smushed in between
your a plus plus plus acts
everybody was just
in the division studio
sessions for a year
and now we
summer came out before that.
Now Summer got an EP
right after that.
All attention,
hands on deck for that.
Where was the hands
available to even work?
Tell us, dog.
The writing be on the wall.
Bad timing.
Not right now.
And that Summer EP
they call it
the classic early.
I believe it.
She's one of them.
She is the hurst of hers
with the exception of her. But she's one of them. She is the hurst of hers. With the exception of her.
But she's one of them.
The last EP was fire.
They're going to put the same EP out.
Sped up.
It's too much money coming from too many different places for Summer Walker.
I heard she was at Dreamville on a couch.
And sung to y'all.
Didn't move.
Didn't break a bone.
I didn't even see her pose.
That little knee headache that I get when I get up from this thing,
when my knee get a headache, start pounding.
None of that for her.
I should be having migraine, too.
Dog, this one right here.
That right one.
They be having battles sometimes,
but this one right here is winning.
The right one.
He's up double digits.
This one is up double digits.
Speaking of being up double digits,
congratulations to the Knicks.
Round of applause.
Y'all have officially made the playoffs.
Pretty big deal.
And I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Jalen Brunson is probably one of the best free agent signings in Knicks history.
You think he'll get a most improved or something like that award?
I never thought about that.
He might.
He should, I think.
He should be a lock for that now that you say it.
Yeah.
Now that you say it, I won't make it racy and say that the Joker should not get a third straight MVP this year,
even though his numbers this year are better than his MVP numbers.
Still, he should not get it, but it's not a sports thing right now.
What else?
What else?
What else?
Any more thoughts on Big Team?
What do we think?
Nothing?
Just a spectacle?
I think it's a spectacle.
I think it's a spectacle.
It's either that or it's a warm up.
Are they going to riot out there?
No.
I don't think so.
They're not playing in New York.
That's New York.
That's New York.
There's a lot of police presence outside.
Try that bullshit out here if you want.
I hear you.
My dad told me it was five cops between the protesters.
Yeah.
There's a lot.
People are holding up signs like Trump or death.
I don't know.
I saw some pictures and that shit looked pretty vacant
compared to how they were gassing it.
Got it.
But Trump always does that.
There's always an inflation of the numbers
whenever it comes to his rallies and protests and whatnot.
Great, I haven't been through there,
but from what I saw, it was not crazy.
We'll see.
Can I ask y'all a question on music?
Shoot.
Yeah, shoot.
Is Teflon Don better than Carter III?
Damn.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
What's on Teflon?
I was thinking of Richard and Rat versus Carter III.
Teflon Don, I would say, is better.
Teflon Don is better.
I think it's 10 tracks on there.
Yeah, it's more concise.
Yeah.
It's less skips.
A leaner listen.
Yep.
It's less skips.
It's a straight playthrough.
Every record goes.
You got some skips on Carter 3
so that's why I would say
Teflon Don would be better
we can't talk about
the new
Rick Ross album
huh?
Rick Ross Teflon Don
yes
Rick Ross Teflon Don
I'm looking at it
we can't talk about
the Offset album
without talking about
the Quavo record
that was released
that was the first
piece of news
that everybody
was hitting me about
after the last part
cause y'all wanted me to come over here and say bad things about Quavo, and I'm not.
I didn't even hear the record.
I didn't hear it.
I didn't even know it came out, honestly.
Oh, so let's stop it and listen to it then.
Because this one did have the streets.
A buzz.
Yeah.
And not in the best way.
They was talking bad about my guy.
They was talking bad about my guy.
They are basically saying you need to make up with Offset right now.
You can.
Yeah.
You can.
Go ahead and pull it up real quick.
You got it?
Yeah, I got it.
CP.
I'm assuming it's Honey Bun.
Not too much on Quavo, man.
I'm assuming it's Honey Bun because that's what came out.
This is his second.
Yes.
All right.
Go ahead.
Out.
Let me get a little low air horn. Low air horn in case he's not. It's a little low anyway. Let me just a little low air horn
Low air horn in case he's not
Let me just see
I think it's this Atlow shit I don't wanna hear no sorry for my loss, nigga Fuck it, do something I just put my roof on it
Put the house on
I don't give a fuck about no big homie
Fuck em
No, honcho, no
Fuck it, I'm back on it
Chill out
Everybody know just how we act on it
Alright, you got it
You got it, I see it
I see it, I see it
Okay
Everything ain't gonna be a hit, man.
That's why I don't listen to songs in real time on the air,
because you niggas might get the truth out of me.
Gotta curve some of that truth sometimes.
The niggas said, stop this so we can take a listen.
Now look, you're in the predicament, guys.
Nah, I see where it was going.
I see where it was going.
What about where the people's going, what they're saying about it?
How you feeling?
I know where it's going on my phone.
It ain't going on my phone.
Same.
It's probably not going on my phone.
Yeah, I know.
It's tight.
That one there.
It's tight.
It happens.
Go ahead and take another stab at it.
Rest in peace Take Off.
I've said this about the Beatles a long time ago that when they all dropped the solo albums,
the best member is the
group yeah this is just one of them groups where you needed everybody i think takeoff had the best
solo i didn't like any of the solos now take off had some heat on you yeah he did he did
i didn't like any of the solo i'm still with you though everything was it just seemed it's the same
thing we said with ray schreiber yeah just about when everybody was like oh y'all swaley's a star
you need the beyonce the group and all of I was just about to say that. When everybody was like, oh, y'all, Swae Lee's a star.
You need the Beyonce, the group, and all of this.
And then he puts a solo project, and it was like, all right.
I'm cool, but can y'all do that again?
Yeah, call dude back.
Yeah, that's good.
That shit.
Unforgettable.
It's a French record.
Listen, I'm sure that you could probably see some of the TV in the mirror we have to stay up
to date with the Donald Trump
arraignment number one and number two
I've watched enough videos and
recordings of you other podcasters
and as shitty as y'all shit look
y'all don't care about none of that I'm not about to
care so much either
y'all have lights showing TV on
camera on the floor fucking
dust particles hang Hank dangling,
blurry lens.
Talking about,
okay, this is what I think.
I'm Timothy from...
Nigga, shut up.
And they ain't even number one.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
They number like,
I don't even know.
Zayn on the list.
Yeah, sure.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Why would they be?
Steve Stout.
Yeah, I was going to say,
did y'all... Steve stout and khaled have
this this golf rivalry going on rich it's rich it is rich short with a bag of cash
and they played this was the second match stout won the first one okay i didn't see the first one
uh happened back in january or something but. But Khaled put the whole thing on Instagram.
This was the funniest shit ever.
Like, the arguing, the screaming.
This is a golf course.
Are they good at golf?
Eh.
They're better than me.
They ain't horrible.
They got the game done.
Okay.
But it was just funny to watch.
That's just some fly shit.
You and your rich homie, y'all betting money on a game.
Khaled won, and then he pissed Stout off because as soon as he won,
took all the money, dumped it out on the green.
You know Khaled got to be extra with it,
so he laid out swimming in the money and shit.
That's funny.
Stout like, come on, yo, that's disrespectful.
Like, you ain't got to do all that because you won.
He was on his Dave Portnoy shit.
He was like, you ain't got to do all that because you won.
No, I won.
I don't care.
I won.
I won.
That's sacrilegious engulfing.
Yeah.
What?
Any of that.
That.
All of that behavior is sacrilegious engulfing.
It's a gentleman's game.
I feel like in golf, the most you can do is like, that's it.
That's the only gesture that you can make.
The Tiger Woods?
That's it.
You know, golfing is just the most esteemed, prestigious, it's big money, social club,
all of that theatric, loud, money on the green.
Like, what are you talking about?
This is where billion-dollar deals are made.
These are where, sometimes it's where billionaires is going to get away from millionaires.
Like, depending on what club you're talking about here.
That's true.
So, no, we all here for the green, the peace, the tranquility.
Who is this nigga?
Soon as he sank the winning putt And it went in Give me the bags
Give me the bags
Give me the bags
Just unzip them both
Dump the money
And stop
I was like yo
You don't do that
Cali laid down in the money
I know
She was hilarious to me
I wonder what
I wonder what the cause was
Like what they were golfing for
They were golfing for money
What they were taking for
He said charity
But
Well who's throwing this event
Is what I wonder.
No, it's...
They just created their own.
It's like if me and you
had a bowling bet.
Hashtag let's go golfing.
Look, me and you
have a bowling bet
for a hundred grand
and we just go there
and we bowling
and niggas is taping it.
I understand that.
I'm telling you that
DJ Khaled and Steve Stout
did not go golfing
for just the bet money.
It's Steve Stout.
Maybe they're turning that
into like some kind of series.
There's a play here.
There could be an end game to it.
The annual blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, they did not just decide
to golf and take it.
Golf tournaments are a big thing.
Already said they're looking
for April 30th
because now they won
one game apiece.
The tiebreaker, they're looking for April 30th. If you think Steve they won one game apiece. The tiebreaker,
they looking for April 30th.
If you think Steve Stout
won't sell this.
Yeah, no,
the next one will be sponsored
by blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey, salute.
Hey, get it.
But I think if they were
giving the money away
to charity,
they would have announced
the charity.
You know what I'm saying?
I said he watched
the whole thing.
But I think it is a play here.
I agree.
Steve Stout.
I agree. Pepsi mightout. I agree.
Pepsi might be hosting the next one.
Bacardi is one of them niggas that will be
doing the next one. I mean, well, Steve owns like a
whole advertising agency,
so, you know, that's like kind of
like a foregone conclusion.
He get to it. He wanted them.
So I saw something online
I wanted to ask you guys about.
So it was this guy, he passed away, so it was, you know, somebody filming his funeral.
And as his casket was lowering and, you know, you could hear people, you know, crying and that sort of thing.
All of a sudden you hear knocking.
Well, I thought about you, dumbass.
You think I would do this?
There's some shit you might do, yo.
So apparently what he had done,
this was happening in Ireland,
so he had pre-recorded something
like a year before his death.
Apparently he had something terminal,
so he knew that the inevitable was coming.
So he wanted to turn his funeral
from a situation where everybody's mourning
to a celebration of his life.
So he recorded himself knocking and saying,
hey, I'm still in here.
Yo, where the fuck am I?
It's dark in here.
As the casket's going down.
And so while it was going down,
the sobs turned to laughter and that sort of thing.
And I just, I thought that was,
I thought that was really interesting
and made me actually want to know who this guy was.
Like, he sounds like he would have been fun.
And it made me want to ask you guys,
if you could plan your funeral, knowing
that your loved ones are going to be in attendance
and they're going to be sad that you're going,
you know, that you're gone,
what would you like? What would you do?
Wait, hold on. I'm going to answer that.
Big Mama
ain't laughing when that happens.
It depends.
Do people know you to be a practical joker?
Do you asshole? You can read that off. happy it depends or the people know you to be a practical joke yeah asshole yeah right you can
big mama is very much into the church they don't play that shit they don't play that shit you fuck
around if you want to big mama gonna turn that whole i'm all the way with iciness black people
don't play certain types of games listen i learned that very early very early. I was like five, six years old.
It was me and my brother and my mom going in the house in Queens.
I was the first one in. You had to get through the vestibule
door, and then you get to the other door
to get to our living room. I was the first one in. I said,
oh shit, we've been robbed.
Screamed it.
I thought it was hilarious.
Oh, you've been like that?
You've been like this, huh?
I got you, okay.
My mom slapped Irf, Wynn, and Fire.
And Isley.
And Isley.
And Isley to the four tops.
Treat her like a lady.
We begin to rock.
Standing.
Standing.
Standing.
She knocked the temptations out of me.
But her message was, yo.
Don't play with black people.
We don't play like that.
We don't play like that.
I do have to say that this was white people.
Of course it was.
I knew.
They were white people.
Some stories you can just hear and know.
I knew that.
So this type of joke, yeah, that's not going to fly.
And for me, I'm not trying to get everybody to laugh at my home going why the fuck
is you niggas laughing i never really fucked with you over there that's laughing why you
letting it gonna turn into that why are you even everybody should be crying when number one okay
so question like why is there any sign of laughter it should be a day dedicated and you know and
know it's raining too y'all know that already we don't have to say that right y'all do know that
it's gonna rain on that day i love that he's setting the scene come on i love that no Y'all know that already. We don't have to say that, right? Y'all do know that it's going to rain on that day.
I love that he's setting the scene.
I love that. Y'all know it's going to rain.
Some things you know.
Okay, so would you want
to have some, I mean, I know you're
dead, but would you want somebody there
at the funeral?
You coming to my funeral for the hoes.
For the yammy?
I know you're going to bring them out.
You can't tell me that while I'm alive.
Bring him out.
Bring him out.
Bring him out.
You cannot tell me.
I heard.
I'm coming to you.
You will bring him out, though.
You will bring him out.
I'm pretty sure that.
That is sick.
He is a sicko.
This should be like Starless.
They go on a Thursday.
The whole, every strip club in the East.
All the way to anymore.
I've been to anything.
He's not the only one to think that
No
Yes he is nobody thought that
Nobody might not say it
You're certainly not supposed to tell your living friend
I'm coming to your funeral
Because the joints is going to be there
I'm getting a new suit
Why are you going to wait until I die to steal my bitches
Are they going to cry
Are you going to consult them They're to steal my bitches? Are they going to cry? Are you going to insult them?
It's a method.
They're there.
He's going to console them.
That's really a layup, too.
He was a good guy.
Think about it.
If Joe was alive, he would tell you he wants you to be with me.
He told me that when he'd go, he'd want you.
I'm the only one that could take care of you.
See, that game wouldn't get it done.
Get out of here.
They'd call the cops on you.
That's disgusting.
That wouldn't get it done.
What?
That's disgusting. That wouldn't get it done. What? That's cocky. Anyway, I would not record myself knocking to be let out of a casket for my family to have a last laugh while I'm gone.
No.
I'll be up there waiting for y'all to come meet me.
That's what I'm up there waiting for.
Is there somebody that you would want to leave in charge of the quote unquote guest list to make sure certain motherfuckers did not get there?
Ish blew his opportunity.
You blew any executive role
at my home going, buddy.
Just so you know,
blew it.
But imagine somebody
you fucking can't stand
showing up and just
falling out on the casket
and being like,
we had such a good friendship
and you're in heaven
being like,
I didn't even like you,
motherfucker.
That's the video you gotta make.
Play this at my funeral. You all fuck with me. I didn't even like you, motherfucker. That's the video you got to make. Play this at my funeral.
You I don't fuck with.
You shouldn't be here.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You're cool.
And fuck you.
Yep.
At the funeral.
A 15-minute video.
None of that shit.
Well, you won't.
You won't.
I'm just saying.
No, even now.
Like, thinking about it.
I don't care.
I do.
I'm gone.
I don't want that shit.
I ain't going to hold you. I'd be salty. I'd be salty'm gone. I don't want that much.
I'd be salty if they showed up.
You got a will?
I don't have one yet.
I'm out the right mind, and I'm putting in my will that I don't want a couple people at my shit.
I'm adding. I'm not even joking.
I'm adding.
Adding and subtracting.
I like that idea that I saw in that doc where a dude just handled his beats in the will.
He's just making little changes.
I ain't going to say a word to you.
It's actually going a little loud.
Yeah, I ain't going to get to arguing, fussing with you.
I ain't getting that headache.
But where's the pen?
Let me go ahead on to the safe.
I'm really putting the shit out here.
Jerry the Third has always been a bitch.
What good is it about Jerry? the third always been a bitch and he is
to cease
any participation
participation
in my shit
leave him with extra
debt how can I leave him
with debt
put this company in his name and transfer some of
this debt to him no we gonna run this company
up and let that nigga inherit everything.
Listen, listen.
I've been to enough funerals.
I've seen the mistress come in
and sit on the other side.
I've seen the mistress come in
and try to sit with the family.
I've seen that too.
I've seen the mistress come in
and all of the uncles and brothers
know that's the mistress except for...
I've seen some shit at funerals.
You've seen the main come in
and then to decide that
thought she was the main come in and then the side that thought she was the main
come in and the family be like,
oh, honey, you ain't know?
I seen the side get more love
than the main at the funeral.
I'm seeing that too.
I'm always looking out for
who just goes over the eulogy time
at the podium.
Like, somebody gonna get up there
for about 20 minutes,
extra long-winded.
That's bad.
Yeah.
Now, at the funeral,
whoever's on the organ should be going crazy at my shit.
Yeah, I need good music at my shit.
I don't want the normal.
I need the horn section of my shit.
Yeah.
I want some New Orleans shit.
Yeah, I want some Don't Stop Till You Get Enough.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Keep your purple rings. You're not playing that on a rainy day.
I'm not playing that song.
I'm talking about just a horn section.
All right, well.
Hey, you guys that are not instrumentalists or musicians.
Y'all do your computers and shit.
You do that.
Get a different example.
Do your house building and what's that shit you be doing?
iPads.
Have iPads for everybody.
It's just a different example.
You cannot iPad for the phone.
Look at iPad Patty, nigga. Shut up. Get you a different example that's all look at ipad patty nigga shut up
get you a different
example
don't lose the mic
oh man
for the ipads
for everybody
Donald Trump
is waiting
isn't that
please
he's in the green
room right now
you chill man
warming up
man you about to
go live
you've met
Donald Trump
before yes
yes I have
a long time ago
flip are you still researching your codes y'all worked together for like five months a long time ago Flip are you still
researching your coach
y'all worked together
for like five months
a long time ago
like what's going on
yeah
when he was him
it was when he was
you know Don
the developer
you know
always in page six
how was the dinner
damn
don't even try it
don't even try it
motherfucker
motherfucker
you motherfucker he's trying to put me on fucking front street I'm not I'm not I'm not saying Don't even try it. Are you on a date? Don't even try it, motherfucker. Motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
He's trying to put me on fucking front street.
I'm not saying what the fuck I said off camera. I'll step back.
No.
I'll step back.
I'm saving that.
Stop doing that to Big Mal, yo.
I'm saving that.
Yo, I want to highlight the juror who thought it was a great idea to record the Young Thug
trial.
Dumbass.
And now you're going to jail for three days.
You get the dumbass.
There's some dumbasses out there now.
There is.
The only game three days?
Well.
Only.
Shit.
That's a lot of time for Contempta Court.
Nigga, no it ain't.
You going there.
No, it's not.
Nigga, they will give you 30 days for contempt of court.
All right, we didn't mean to trigger you, dog.
We didn't mean to trigger you.
Slow down, dog.
We didn't mean it.
We're not whoever put you away.
I've never had you.
Yo, why you be going crazy?
No, I'm serious, bro.
No, no, listen.
I can tell he's mad passionate.
Yo, we free.
No, I'm saying, dog, for 30 days, they'll give you 30 days for just getting smart with a judge. But they'll also just give you like a day or, you know, they can fine you and a day every, you know.
That's what they told her.
They told her, the judge said, I have the option.
I could give you up to a thousand dollar fine.
So I don't have to pay no money?
Yeah.
Like, that's all she kept saying.
So wait, I'm not getting fined?
He's like, no, I'm just going to give you these three days.
I've told y'all countless times, no recording.
We told everybody to put their phones in their purse or whatever.
You didn't.
You blatantly disregarded what I said.
So yeah, I'm giving you time.
And she kept trying to talk her way out of it first.
He's like, oh, did I not tell you to put your phone up?
Yeah, you did.
All right, shut up.
She leaked it.
Did she leak it or no?
How did they find out?
Yeah, I was about to say,
did she leak the conversation?
Or was she on live?
I don't,
that part I do not remember.
No.
But he was like,
I don't even understand that.
He was saying we sentence people
like in this type of instance
for a couple different reasons.
But he was like,
one of them is
to make sure that nobody else does this.
Like this is a high profile case.
So I can't just,
all right, you got caught doing it,
nothing happens.
So now you get caught.
You get caught doing it,
something happens.
The next person that do it,
it's going to be a harsher penalty.
So we got to set a bar.
I've gone to parties where they take your phones and put them in those little you know pockets the
snap packs why the fuck they don't do that back in studio 54 days a lot of money and responsibility
okay first of all we didn't have cell phones back then damn it's a joke
but no um that's a lot of money and responsibility. Why can't people just follow direction?
That's true.
To go back to your funeral story that you were telling,
I wanted to call you and check on you, but I didn't.
In the Instagram notes, everybody don't need Instagram notes.
You know that?
I feel like you're one of those people now.
Do y'all read Melissa's Instagram notes?
No.
What'd she put?
Some creepy, morbid, depressing shit.
Man, I was about to...
I can understand why the people that leave here
are happy, are the happy ones.
Oh, shit.
I was like, all right, wait.
It's Friday night, my nigga.
Can you cheer up? can you cheer up over there
or do I need to call you and like
have a serious talk
oh my god I was being a little over dramatic
yeah but do that
or not on your notes where people did love you
we gotta read them
I'm sorry I was being a little over dramatic
oh I'm craving some snacks
wait how do you go from that
you know what?
You know what?
Let me get out of her.
Let me get out of her psyche.
I know exactly how you can go.
What you had?
No, Lamar.
No.
But I, yeah.
I did.
Yeah.
Oh, and there's that Houston barber who got arrested for impersonating the police to see
Megan perform for the final four.
There you all y'all dumb.
Everybody out there is dumb.
Them white pants
must have really did something.
Some guy impersonated a cop
so that he could be,
I guess,
part of the police detail
securing Meg.
That's some scary shit.
Yeah, that's good.
It sounds funny, but it was really fucking scary. And he some scary shit. Yeah, that's scary. It sounds funny,
but it was really
fucking scary.
And he got it off.
They killed Lady Gaga's
dog walker or some shit.
All this shit been scary.
Yeah, that's some wild shit.
Imagine that.
She's going to walk some dogs
and niggas start shooting at you.
No, nigga.
Imagine you're a celebrity
and the people surrounding you
trying to protect you,
one of them really ain't a cop.
And he's gotten close enough that he could poke you or do some other shit to you.
Like some wild shit, bro.
You mean poke with a weapon, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got to make sure.
Yeah, true.
My bad.
No, I'm on a serious tip.
Yeah.
I was going to say chill out.
What else?
What else?
What else?
No news on Trump yet.
Ain't nothing happening with Trump.
I'm done with him.
Let's see. Oh, part of the show. talking about him let's see oh part of the show
part of the show
oh part of the show
part of the show
ba ba da ba dum da
ba dum dum
here is a simple one
for you that says
men
would you feel a way
if the sex toys
you brought together
were used after the breakup
as a female
would you use them
and that is coming from who is this were used after the breakup? As a female, would you use them?
And that is coming from, who is this?
That is coming from ABCD.
In general, I don't want to use secondhand sex toys. But how would I know?
Yeah, it's weird.
The things people think about after a breakup,
like, yo, I bought that 14 that you bet I've used that on Keisha.
Shut your dumb ass up.
All right.
I got an X1 from Chris.
Chris says, what's up, gang?
After hearing so much talk on the part about escort services, I've decided to stop being a pussy and have some fun.
I was always afraid with my luck
at being an undercover cop
and just the awkwardness of it.
But I got some recommendation
and boy did I have a blast.
She is probably one of the coolest
most down to earth girls
I've ever met.
So cool
that I'm seeing her often now
for drinks,
convo,
even fucking sometimes
for free.
Wow.
He is absolutely killing it.
She got him, Flip.
Nah, this is what I be telling y'all out there, man.
He's talking.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
For free.
I'm not sure what to think.
Does she like me?
Is she trying to get me comfortable and rob me?
Or does she just enjoy my company?
All three, baby.
I just want to know, is this normal escort behavior?
I overthink it a lot.
I overthink a lot of situations and always think of the worst.
What's the word?
Mark?
Is his name Mark?
No, his name is Chris.
I am going to leave it to y'all.
Why?
Because he's talking to y'all.
When have I had the opportunity to hire an escort?
You've been around.
Hugh Hefner.
Donald Trump.
Yeah, but I mean, I didn't have conversations with them about their-
You got elected for grabbing them by the pussies.
You've been around.
Denzel.
You've been around.
Quincy.
But anyway, back to us.
Exactly.
Does anybody have an answer for Chris?
Chris?
I wouldn't.
Y'all the Escort Whisperers, y'all answer.
Who y'all?
Wow.
My bad.
That's my fault.
That was condescending.
Yeah, that was my bad.
I'll take that one.
That's my bad.
Strike one.
Strike 17.
No, that's strike four.
What you about to say is you don't have no knowledge of this?
Nah, I said, I don't though.
Okay.
Like, I don't know about that.
But from the sounds of it,
if she's hanging out with him
and he getting some free box
now and again
and she just having drinks and shit,
like, I think that
they could be potentially
forming a relationship
because
I'm serious.
You've never formed a relationship
with an escort
that we were paying at one point
and then you just started
seeing them for free.
I don't speak French.
We didn't pay them shit shit.
You, you paid them.
You, you.
You, you.
Which is a W.
Double U.
Look at that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Win, win.
All right, so
what'd you do
to the line of work
she was in?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
And you're
galvanizing Convo and Intellect. Y'all met up sometimes for sure and you're so galvanizing
convo
and intellect
y'all met up
sometimes for coffee
and brunch
and right
for free
and box
for free
for sure
oh she was a boxer
so then you do
have
I think that thing
I knocked it right on
yo anyway
no I think
all jokes aside
I think that
the fact that
homeboy has accepted her with no judgment I think, all jokes aside, I think that the fact that homeboy has accepted her
with no judgment, I think that matters.
So now, you know, he know what you do
when y'all hanging out and y'all chilling
and he's accepted what you do.
I think that's dope.
And she might think that's dope too.
Chris, I don't know no other experience with dash scores.
This is kind of how it goes for me.
I don't do just the transactional shit.
We got to cuddle or something.
But it's different for you, too.
Yeah.
Because not for nothing, you know.
They treat you nice, though, when they want you to be a recurring customer.
Of course.
That's their job.
But he's saying he pops sometimes for free.
They treat you nice.
Sometimes they take it out of you.
Nigga, sometimes it's buy two, get one free.
It's a little subway card where they punch the holes.
Wow.
You take care of me, and I like what you...
And listen, sometimes, and we'll save this for another time,
sometimes she getting something from you sexually
that she's not getting from the rest of her client base.
That's true.
That's true.
Sounded like she likes him.
She probably does sometimes.
I mean, like, you know, escorts aren't one-dimensional people.
They're human beings.
Maybe, you know...
She may like him. Sound like he may... They may want a't one-dimensional people. They're human beings. Maybe, you know. She may like it.
It sounds like he may.
They may want a very serious relationship.
Chris looking to wife that thing.
It sounded like they're feeling the same thing for each other.
Remember the old school, the traditional difference between prostitute and escort.
It was the prostitute that was coming to fuck your lights out.
But the escort was accompanying you and making you feel good and you were to be seen with
and she was building and boosting you up
to you and the people that y'all were seeing.
And you might not have even fucked.
You could hire somebody for the evening.
So she could be the trained assassin
and now she's just here.
That's true.
Just stay on point and enjoy it.
Stay on point and enjoy it.
Depending on what city you in,
put your shit in the safe man
Cause you fuck around
Put a little mixy dooxy in your drink
And you wake up with nothing
Cynical
Dog that's real
Darling Nikki
I know okay
Darling Nikki
I'm not gonna say it
What's that?
Nah nah
What's Darling Nikki?
Somebody else was doing that
It's the Prince
Well Darling Nikki's a Prince song.
Who, Dirk Diana?
Oh, Nikki.
Yeah, I'm singing a song.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
I didn't know what you were talking about.
Yeah, she's so old.
No, I thought you were talking about a person
like that was doing it.
I was.
I said, yo, he know somebody else that was doing it.
Oh, he on his Newark boy shit.
You don't know Newark boy shit at all.
I know what you're talking about.
It's cool.
Okay.
It's cool, right?
Yeah, it's cool.
Somebody else was doing what? I can guess it too. Let me see. I know what you're talking about. It's cool. Okay. It's cool, right? Yeah, it's cool. Okay.
Tamayo's doing what?
I can guess it too.
Let me see.
Drugging clients and robbing them.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
I didn't say no name, so.
And yeah, we got drugs.
Few of them niggas was killers.
What she was going to do?
What?
What you don't want the girl to do?
What?
They should have brought it up.
Don't look at me and give it away.
It was an escort?
Anyway, moving right along.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
Inside us.
With nothing to move right along to.
Oh, WrestleMania.
It's crazy.
Vince McMahon, everyone was there.
Oh, man.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
How was Uzi's performance?
You haven't talked about that.
Was there anything to talk about?
It was good.
I mean, he performed.
Okay.
In-depth analysis.
Only right here on the JVB.
If it would have been a New York nigga,
that nigga would have came in here,
he would have stood up and everything
if it was a New York nigga.
How do you feel about Uzi performing?
I did not watch WWE, WrestleMania. Okay. So you just like his performances? I didn't see the performance.
How do y'all feel about Norrie's picture with Tucker Carlson? I didn't know he had one.
Well, now that you know, how do you feel? I would have to hear the interview. Did they interview
each other? I don't know. Because that matters. I don't know. Oh.
I don't care. I would care more about the subject matter in a conversation
and a dialogue than I would really
give a fuck about the picture. What if there wasn't one?
Is there certain people that you just
wouldn't take a picture of because you don't like
anything that they fucking stand for?
That's what I'm saying. So, yes.
Yeah. But if I had, let's say
hypothetically, we had a we had like let's just say
donald trump wanted to take a picture with you would you take a picture with donald trump
he would yeah you know i doubt it no he would
but like again if you had a conversation with somebody,
and after the conversation, y'all took a picture.
Like, if Adam came up here tomorrow,
nigga, we would go outside and take a picture with him.
Yeah.
He was just sitting there laughing with the KKK neo-Nazi niggas.
We would still get up, go outside, and take a picture with him.
I probably wouldn't take a picture today, right now.
Because he's number one.
And it's just you hot.
I mean,
we've had this talk before.
When you hot for the wrong things,
it impacts business.
It does.
So you could be my man
and I could want to
take a picture with you,
but some of the things
floating around with you,
there's some funk on it.
I too have been in that position.
You got to go sit
in the corner somewhere,
get that funk off.
That's just like, you have to get that. It's true. That's just like, when I get the funk on it, I too have been in that position. You got to go sit in the corner somewhere, get that funk off. You have to get that. It's true.
When I get the funk on me, radio silence
on the distance. Niggas get to
moving. Hey, Joe, let's see
if he escapes this one.
If he can survive this,
we'll get back.
Let me ask you that.
When it's hot like that, that's just like
Nori putting the tweet out saying,
yo, what do you think about drink chips
having Andrew Tate on there?
And it was just, nothing confirmed,
just him tossing that out there was a problem,
like a dumpster fire.
So yeah, when you hot like that,
you just gotta back up.
So I'm just saying, not to refute your point.
That's disgusting though, to me.
Why?
Because I would take record,
the people that that Not business associates
You get what I'm saying?
Like Norby and Andrew Tate
Ain't friends
But if my man
Shied away from me
In my
In my time of turmoil
I'm just gonna keep
A mental note of that
Me too
Definitely
Me too
Right?
Yeah people think
That shit's a hype man
Yeah that shit ain't a hype
People just do
There's a difference
Oh you can take the mental note
However you want nigga
You're a nigga losing right now
So what?
I'm distancing myself
Because you
Have put yourself
In a predicament
And you would hurt me
The relationship would hurt me
You could distance yourself
Publicly
But I'm your friend in real life
That don't have nothing to do
With us taking a picture together
Let's just say
Let's just say
Hovind Kalyan.
Not even,
I'll take it one step further.
They might not have been friends.
Let's just say your homeboy,
somebody famous,
whatever,
is accused of like
multiple counts of like rape.
You really want to stand
next to that motherfucker?
You really want to publicly,
you know.
It's a yes.
I can answer you.
I ain't shying away. If I
know the person, right? And if
I know the person and I know what their character
is and I know where their character lies
and I don't think in my being
that they are capable of raping
somebody, I'm riding with my man.
I'm calling cap. I'm calling cap
on that. That may be fine.
If you have a 100,
200, unit uh 400
unit building ordeal on the table that becomes in jeopardy because you took a picture with somebody
who got a little funk on him right now i do not think that you're saying fuck that that's my man
i'm taking a picture that don't even make sense that's what we might differ in our standings.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I ain't taking a picture.
But why you think that that alters the friendship?
I didn't say that at all.
You said that. I said you take a mental note.
I'm taking a mental note of that.
But I'm asking why you taking a mental note.
If a position that you've gotten yourself into
could lose me or anybody that you really fuck with,
backing, support, or any of that,
you don't care.
No, I'm saying this.
So stay here.
That's a great question.
So let's just say I'm in some hot water, right?
And I love you,
and I know that this could potentially
have blowback on you.
I might tell you, yo, chill over there, because I love you And I know that this could Potentially have blowback on you I might tell you
Yo chill over there
Because I love you
Okay
But I'ma take a mental note
Of all the niggas
That ran away
And now when I'm hot
And I'm popping again
Now y'all wanna come back around
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Nigga when I'm broke
And y'all niggas
Stop calling my phone
I'm taking a mental note
That when I'm up again
Y'all wanna hang out
Cause I'm popping bottles Suck my dick Broas stop calling my phone, I'm taking a mental note that when I'm up again, y'all want to hang out because I'm popping bottles.
Suck my dick.
Broke and up again is different.
Yo, dog, hardship.
Why are we not talking about that?
Hardship is hardship.
No, we talking about something you did or are accused of doing has a certain stench on you that-
Has blowback.
Has professional blowback.
And me allowing myself what you Fucks up my business
Gotcha
Only talking business
Not friendship
And everybody got kids to feed
Look
If a nigga accused Ice
Of some shit tomorrow
And I know Ice the man
Fuck Ice the public figure
I know Ice the man
And I don't think that Ice
Is accused of these things
When Ice say
Yo what you doing
Yo you wanna go to
Wine and Spirits
If I'm free to go to
Wine and Spirits
I'm going to Wine and Spirits with my man I don't give a fuck
Who got they phone out
But are you posing for the photo op?
Yes
That's me
Your friendship doesn't change neither
I don't think the friendship changes the other way
The friendship has changed
Because you would take a picture with your friend
A lot of people do equate the two
Because you wouldn't want to be seen public with your friend
So you are equating He's seen public with your friend. Yes.
So you are acquitting.
He's not arguing with Ish's point because he could really feel like this.
Most people that have families and children to provide for and take care of,
if they're unable to provide for themselves because their friend is going through a hard time,
it's not saying that they're not friends with them.
But, hey, we can't be as visible right now as we normally should be so would you still go to their
house but that's a conversation to be had but don't but you as my friend should want to make
sure that my picture don't come out just sitting in your fucking house i just said that he said
that i just said that i said yo me because i love you and i know the potential blowback that it can
have on you i'm gonna tell you yo stay over there because it's you and I know the potential blowback that it could have on you.
I'm going to tell you, yo, stay over there because it's hot on me.
But if you elect to do so, nigga, like niggas get.
Joe, you have been accused of things.
We've been your friends for 20 years.
My nigga, I argue.
I be damn near about to fight over my friends.
It's niggas that have called my phone.
It's girls that have called my phone arguing about you and I'm cursing them the fuck out.
Get off my fucking phone with that dumb shit.
Antoine. You get what I'm saying? Antoine. You know what? No, that's and I'm cursing them the fuck out get off my fucking phone with that dumb shit Antoine you get what I'm saying Antoine you know what that's what I'm saying slow down because
my memory is bad and we talk about my old accusations so much that I forget that I went
to court with my accusers and won like I want to say that when we bring this stuff up that part
never gets said no no no I'm talking about whether you guilty or innocent. But I'm talking about losing money or not.
Right.
I'm only talking about the business side.
But wait, in your example, I'm with you.
Yes.
In your example, I'm all the way with you.
Your example is different, though.
I'm all the way with you.
But look, your example is different.
When we came on the pod.
When we came on the podcast, I'm telling niggas, get the fuck off my phone.
Same.
I don't want to hear that shit.
Get off my phone. I don't know what took place. I'm not picking. Same. I don't want to hear that shit. Get off my phone.
I don't know what took place.
I'm not picking no side.
I don't give a fuck what you talk.
Get the fuck off my phone, dog.
Yeah, it was a lot of that.
It was a lot of that.
Bro, I'm not saying this.
I ain't hiding.
This is how I really believe.
In the event that your old job and all the people that you work with as an independent contractor were to come to you and say,
I'm not supporting.
We can't no longer have this exchange of money,
then what?
That's why it's so difficult.
It's a decision that got to be made.
It depends on the circumstances.
And we in a circle, so I'll let it go from here.
But I'll definitely have a conversation with you.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm coming to you first.
Thousand percent.
Yeah.
We don't want you there.
I'm coming to Joe first, yo, Joe.
I just don't place that much value in a fucking picture.
It's the main focus of this conversation to me.
Like, the picture is not that important.
I can still be your man and have a phone call.
We don't got to take pictures.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But a lot of people...
I thought you were saying a picture being that powerful.
No, a picture's very powerful.
A lot of people, when you have a stench in you,
instead of going out there and leading you somewhere
where you can air it out,
they distance themselves
from you completely.
No, no, no, no.
For sure.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
But we're talking about a picture.
Because society don't like
something you go and join
a bandwagon
all of a sudden
you a moral police.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I don't stand with that.
And then when I get cleared
of my charges
now you come back around
yo dog
we could do that in business.
Like if Pepsi
has a deal with us.
I don't like it.
You could do that because I don't know them. I don't know the fucking CEO of Pepsi. I don't like it. You could do that
because I don't know them.
I don't know the fucking
CEO of Pepsi.
I don't know the VPs of Pepsi.
I don't know the marketing people
or the ad people at Pepsi.
So now I understand.
But my friend
that's been in my house,
that's been around my kids
or whatever the case may be,
my nigga,
when you distancing yourself
from me,
stay over there.
And it hurts.
Stay over there.
But it's not distancing yourself it's just saying when we
like you said we go in the circus it's just literally saying right publicly we don't need
to be taking pictures right now because that affects the business okay i agree with that
that's all i respect that that's it it's separating business and friendship as long
as you still call my phone and come to my crib when it matters all of that all of that
but right now you hot and i can't be seen with you right now
because it fucks up
my business.
Got it.
You know,
that's like,
that's like,
and this is my last thing
on this.
That's like when
you're on the road
and you see your man
get pulled over
and you want to help him
but you can't
because you know
your shit is suspended
and fucked up too.
I'm a waiter.
We used to do that all the time.
Yeah, I'm gonna wait
at the gas station.
I'm gonna wait at the gas station.
I'm up here.
Like, I want to be right there
with you in case they bug out.
But, you know what I'm saying, man.
Got two warrants.
My shit's fucked up.
Yeah, you know I got a warrant.
They're gonna run me.
One of my warrants is down south.
Yeah, I'm not playing with them.
This thing is might be also bullshit.
Yeah, I can't.
Does anyone else have anything
that's burning a heart
in their souls
That they want to
Utilize the platform
To share something
With their audience out there
Want to sell a product
Cause y'all getting
Side gig money
Whatever y'all want to do
Right now
Yeah
You can stop walking
To the side
With your little tea bags
With your little tea bags
Make sure y'all
Follow us
And switch out
A whole commercial
Break me off
A piece of that funk
Excuse me.
I want to shout myself out.
No, go around the room.
Everybody get all the money they want.
The Narcissist Show on Twitch.
My man Ice can look at it.
Twitch.tv slash Queensflip.
I am Mr. Narcissist, nigga.
Make sure you tune in, nigga.
Did that hurt, yo?
Nah, I'm from Queens.
What?
Yeah, what's up?
You watching me?
Chill out. I'm not your man.
Yo, make sure you tune in to The Narcissist Show on Twitch exclusively on there.
Yesterday was our debut.
We had a lot of people in there.
It was nice.
We're going to have more.
Yeah.
And Improv or Improv, nigga, every Wednesday at 11 AM.
Look at that, folks.
Look, you hear him?
And.
And.
And.
And.
And.
And. And. And. And. And. You ain't got no time to clean it up now.
Oh, no.
I seen some of you niggas say that.
No clean second fiddle.
It's cool.
I seen some of you niggas say when I said, I just watched it.
I'm going to give you some shot.
I'm not going to say your name.
I seen some of you niggas say that when I said we had number one, that I was throwing
shots.
I never heard of half of you niggas.
That's not true.
And on top of that, I hear some of you niggas saying that I brought Joe. I watched a video where I brought Joe to the live streaming world.
And I'm not trying to take nothing from nobody, but I appreciate it.
I see you guys.
You guys were first there first, and you got your numbers up.
We in the state, nigga.
Huh?
Yeah.
Get out.
Get out.
You good?
There you go.
Way to go, Flip.
Yo, come on, man.
Smacking my hand on hard.
Great job, buddy.
Bullshit.
Great job.
All right.
We're going to do this new thing with the sleepers.
I liked a few pods back where we did one big, one sleeper as a group.
Now we're going to break it up.
We'll end each pod with two sleepers. One from group A
which will be myself, Melissa, and Flip
and one from group B which will
be Parks, Ice, and Ish.
However you come up with it, however we come up with it, that's
what it'll be. This is not a battle versus or
competition but just a way to condense time
and get the most value out of this very expensive cast.
So thank you guys. Can we get prizes
if the fans vote who had the better sleeper
out of the group?
They won't know who's sleeper
prizes from who
just each other
alright
the first sleeper
from us
is from the Chloe
album
how you just get the pick
I wasn't aware of that
sleeper
yeah yeah
that's group A
that's group A. That's y'all. That's group A.
Who's number one?
Wait, let me put this down.
I tried to give input.
He told you he's number one.
Now, y'all, we all number one.
Because I've learned we all number one.
No, we're not all number one.
No, we all number one.
You've learned.
There's no I in team.
There is one in win.
Chloe.
I love that line.
I don't care if it's I in team.
All the shit you want.
Win, champion, organize it.
I'm playing a record
titled Chloe's Album.
This is the song.
This song is called
Feel Me Cry.
Nah, this shit is hard. Shout out to Chloe, man. Group A, y'all approve that? This song is called feel me cry Nice is our shelter Chloe man
Y'all approve that
It's Friday they could do whatever they want Ain't nobody real, I'll ride with my nigga
I'm sliding even if the world is against us
Won't let them fuck with you, cause I'm ten in the mood
I can't stay away from you
I only do it
This shit feel too good
When you're holding me tight
And you're loving me right
My tears can't hide
I want you to hear me cry
An emotional heart
I'm holding on my heart
I can't hold it in sight
I want you to feel me cry baby
Nothing go down like your kiss
You got that something that I can't resist
I can't give it up
You feel like heaven starts
Falling for you deep like a leaning tree
You give me from A to Z Baby, I'll match your mercy whenever you're inside of me
Tears come falling
They falling
And I can't help it
When you're holding me tight
And you're loving me right
My tears can't hide
I want you to feel me crying
He knows in the heart
I'm gonna die
I can't hold it in sight I want you to feel me cry, baby
It feels like, mm-mm-mm You give me so much pleasure
I feel the ecstasy, the waves don't crash me
Yeah
I want you to feel me cry
And I can't help it You're holding me tight
You're loving me right
My tears can't hide
I want you to feel me cry
I need you to know I
I'm coming down on my body
I can't hold it in, so I want you to feel me cry, baby
Brand new music from Chloe Bailey.
That record is called Feel Me Cry.
In your phone right this second.
Congratulations to her.
I also meant to tell y'all that Masego album is in your phones right now
also really good project
y'all make sure you check
that out
have you guys come to
an agreement as to what
your sleeper is?
I got parts
okay I guess I'll go
what's best you did yo
this is a kid from
I believe he's from Toronto
his name is Siddy Fidelia
this is called Can't Sleep. I can't go to sleep without this trap on me I can't go to sleep with if the trap booming
I know all the opps see what I'm doing I know all the opps are watching me
I can't go to sleep without this trap on me
I can't go to sleep with if the trap booming I know all the opps see what I'm doing
I know all the opps are watching me
I can't go to sleep I be chillin' in the trap house
Seven days a week Someone lovin' all the skies
Someone diggin' through the streets I know that this a thing
She can be the enemy
All I want is peace
Guessing it's too late, I got too many enemies
All my felonies, gotta do a robbery
And a quick lick, cause a nigga had to eat
Before I rest in peace, yeah
I can't go to sleep without this trap on me
I can't go to sleep with the trap moving
I know all the ops, see what I'm doing I can't go to sleep without the strap on me I can't go to sleep with the trap booming
I know all the opps see what I'm doing I know all the opps are watching me
I can't go to sleep without the strap on me I can't go to sleep with the trap booming
I know all the opps see what I'm doing I know all the opps are watching me
Police will shoot you if you look like me Police will shoot you, if you look like me
They will shoot you, just to kill your dreams
Before you put your hands up and get down to your knees
They will squeeze on your neck like it be the UFC
Eric Donald try to tell him he can't breathe
Now my brother is permanently asleep
I guarantee all these cops will be free
Yeah you know how it goes, how the verdict always be
That's why I got this motherfuckin' nine on my waistline
Why I look at education as a fuckin' waste of time
Ready to take somebody's life before they take mine
Where I'm from, nigga, we barely get a sunshine
This ain't a glorified, what we see is horrified
People die in lower blocks, they get gentrified
They keep tellin' me real niggas never die.
But this is deeper than that.
Bitch, I'm terrified.
I can't go to sleep without this trap.
I can't go to sleep without this trap.
Can't Sleep, City Fidelia, and YNR Divino?
All right, that was hard.
Da Vinci, I'm sorry.
Da Vinci.
That was hard.
I thought I played that.
I was looking at my phone.
Nah, that was hard. That reminded me to I'm sorry. Da Vinci. That was hard. I thought I played that. I was looking at my phone. Now, that was hard.
That reminded me to bring a cock ring to the Usher concert in Vegas.
What?
He's rapping about?
About going to sleep with a strap.
Oh, my God.
Okay, come on.
All right.
Wait, and what the hell was he saying?
No, we're not doing that.
I'm just saying what he reminded me of.
I was like, oh, shit, I do got to pack the cock ring.
And how do y'all know what he talking about? I mean, true. I can't go to not doing that. I'm just saying what he reminded me of. I was like, oh, shit, I do got to pack the cock ring. And how y'all know what he talking about?
I mean, true.
I can't go to sleep without that strap, baby.
That's the next one.
It's about the ops.
I could say something, but I will not.
Please don't.
I will not.
Please do not.
I will not.
They going to jump right back and get these.
Nah, they can't fuck with number one, man.
Springtime vibes, man.
I'm going to be real active this spring, this summer.
I might have been a little too quiet last summer.
Some of y'all might have had me fucked up, but I'm back.
Car smell like nothing but morning fresh.
Come on, man.
Some of y'all feel me out there.
Some of y'all don't.
Hey.
Oh, shit. Account not in the negative, nah You don't owe the bank no money, come on, get up, do a little dance for yourself
Pat yourself on the back now
Uh, the sundress is his outside
Uh, a little pergola slider, huh, huh
Nah, he ain't got the taper yet, he ain't got the taper yet
He ain't got the taper yet He ain't got the taper yet He ain't got the taper yet
We'll let him know
Little peanut butter and Jerry
Nigga fucked some peanut butter up right there
Yo, hopefully y'all enjoyed this podcast
This broadcast
As much as we enjoyed delivering it to you
Hopefully y'all have a real good week out there
Hopefully that young lady you waiting to text you back does that
Please hold me tight
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time
I bid you a new farewell
Adios, arriba, derchi, hasta la vista, au revoir
So long, goodbye
Keep in the night
Remember life is a series of moments and moments fast
You took my heart
Hey, there go Big T, the Red Rooster, they lockin' his ass up right now
Life is a series of moments and moments past
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
We wanna send a big rest in peace out there to Kitchy, right?
Rest in peace, rest in peace
We love you
And we are gone, y'all enjoy yourselves
Ayy
Oh shit, ayy
Oh, shit.
Hey.
All right, we going same time, same place this weekend.
Shout out to the Patronis, though.
Number one is out of here, man.
Not yet.
Hey. Your tender love There's no way out
And it's the way that it feels
I just sit here and feel
You know that the force
Got me under your spell
So take me, I'm yours
And I can't help the way that I feel
I just can't help the way that I feel
Should've, should've, should've, should've, should've, should've, should've, should've
And you make my love come down Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- Come down, baby, you make my life come down
Ooh, you make my world come round
Ooh, you make my world come round They carry this track, it's Bob Hill Alright, y'all hold it down
Same time, same place this weekend No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no New ice and fish. Mmm. Enough of that, D.