The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 625 | "Watch This"

Episode Date: May 10, 2023

The JBP kicks off this episode with the reports of an altercation between Chris Brown & Usher over the weekend before the ‘Lovers & Friends’ Festival in Vegas (18:40). The long-awaited Verzuz betw...een Puff & Jermaine Dupri is slated for Madison Square Garden in September (52:24), NBA YoungBoy goes on a Twitter rant dissing Akademiks & Lil Durk ahead of their album releases this Friday (1:04:30), & the gang reacts to the latest news on Freddie Gibbs (1:15:33). Also, Jonathan Majors gets hit with another charge (1:32:55) while Tory Lanez requests a new trial (1:38:50), MGK disses Jack Harlow in recent freestyle (1:50:50), NBA Playoffs (2:00:08), + MORE!    Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Joyia - “Pink Skies” Ice | Lloyd Banks - “Daddy’s Little Girl” Parks | Belly - “Ambiance” Ish | PHABO - “Casamigos” Melyssa | Mikhala Jené - “Human Nature” QueenzFlip | Teejay & DJ Mac - “Drift”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Now, I feel like Aerosmith. I don't want to miss a thing.
Starting point is 00:00:30 I did go through the class, but I chose not to sign the paper because I still want to go as far as I can go. No. Are you going to sign? I don't know. If my job was on the line,
Starting point is 00:00:40 I would. So you're going to keep violating because technically you didn't sign. Your job is on the line way more than you know it. See, here you go. How y'all doing, man? Good weekend. I'm going to first highlight and shout out Melissa Ford,
Starting point is 00:00:52 a.k.a. The Undertaker. B.k.a. She is Her. Get the music together. I got you. Anytime you count out, she was in here sad. We saw the nigga from the Millionaire Show, the Tom Green, whatever his name was.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Tom Green. He looked crazy. And then she just come right back up. And she ends up in the mix. What are you talking about? Do tell. Sure, sure. I don't want to get in her business.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Why is the Undertaker music playing? Because she comes up like the Undertaker. We be counting out. Remember she was sad, running, crying in the bathroom. We thought she was washed. Not this one. Not Miss Muffin sat on her puffin, whatever that shit is. Wait, who thought she was washed?
Starting point is 00:01:36 A lot of niggas. A lot of niggas thought it was over. They have a petition on Reddit. Is it over for Mel? No way. Mel was caught sounding like this. I saw you. Niggas sent me pictures.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Yeah. And a nigga sent me a video of you in the airport on FaceTime with somebody in the airport. I swear I'm going to show you. These niggas on your ass. You need to. Stop. You got to show me.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Stop. Were you on the phone with somebody in the airport? Yes. On FaceTime. I don't want to say no names, but. No. Were you on the phone with somebody in the airport? Yes. On FaceTime? Yeah. I don't want to say no names, but... No.
Starting point is 00:02:08 How you doing? You look good. Thank you. The nigga paid for you to get your toes done, too? Was that a gift? Damn. Because it's different.
Starting point is 00:02:14 It's invasive. When a man paid for a woman to get her toes done and when she paid for her own toes... All right. The host of the show is back with his microphone.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I want to hear his... The host of the... His his microphone. I want to hear his toe assessment. I want to hear it too. Go ahead. But I just want the audience to know that I'm back. You got another pair of new glasses? No. Man. I have a lot of glasses.
Starting point is 00:02:35 I mean, the women, no disrespect to women. Leave me alone. You see them, right? Leave me alone today. Stop. Nice. Y'all have seen these. I've worn these.
Starting point is 00:02:44 I ain't seen them. I ain't seen them. Y'all have. these. I've worn these. I ain't never seen those. I ain't seen those. Y'all have. It's on YouTube. It's on Patreon. I don't watch there. I see you here. I ain't never seen them here.
Starting point is 00:02:51 I got it. A little trucker hat. Yo, why we ain't getting no t-shirts? Yeah. I asked him for one of those t-shirts. We just said we want to hear his theory first. But then you got the glowing letters. They catching my eyes.
Starting point is 00:03:01 They shimmering. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're 3M reflections. I see you. Yo, your regular swag is fire today. I, the 3M reflections. Please, yo. Your regular swag is fine today. Yo, you look rich. Yeah, you do. Trucker hat.
Starting point is 00:03:14 We know that trick. That's LA shit. That's shit what a nigga just said. You know what's funny about that? I'm purposely on laundry day. That's LA shit. Niggas just be rich. Somehow that looks richer than the wild expensive extravagant shit It looks like a $700 t-shirt With the holes in it
Starting point is 00:03:27 Look I was like I'm a freak to gain Today the network shirt Nice and fire Network Little network shirt That nobody else got You only bought one
Starting point is 00:03:34 Ice every week You come in here With a new ice shirt That I be wanting to wear too I've never worn an ice shirt Alright That's ice Mad ice shirt
Starting point is 00:03:44 Do you only have one t-shirt? Today must be Bizarro Day part two. It's a great day. It's Bizarro Day. It is a great day. What do you say? Do you only have one t-shirt? I would like one.
Starting point is 00:03:54 You only bought one. Well, this particular brand. What? Is a one. Is a one of one. This one. That means number four ain't nothing to come, right? No, something's to come though.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Boys. You know, we got some coming. I'm working on a little, I'm working on some shit. You know, you got the outfit. I will meet with you gentlemen in the event that I think of a really creative idea that involves y'all likeness so we can discuss percentages. This is a business at the end of the day. Oh, that's good. It's the summertime.
Starting point is 00:04:25 I appreciate that. I plan to be in t-shirts a lot this summer. You have the outfit that when your nigga just signed, you know when the rich niggas just signed a $50 million deal and they just want to walk outside and they didn't sign it. That's what you got. You did something this weekend and I'm on you. I'm going to do some research. I'm going to call you.
Starting point is 00:04:41 You did something this weekend. Got your toes out, nigga. You didn't even put no lotions on this shit. You don't give a fuck. And I have lotion to find out. You did something this weekend. Got your toes out, nigga. You didn't even put no lotions on this shit. You don't give a fuck, yeah. And I have lotion in my bag. You trying to be inconspicuous, but nigga, we can see right through you. Oh, look at you with the inconspicuous. I know words.
Starting point is 00:04:57 I know words. Nah, that's fly. You know me and Ish don't be thinking you know the words. I know. Don't put me in that, bro. My man, he good. Okay, that's definitely bizarre. I see what's going on. Real that, bro. My man, he good. Okay, that's definitely a bizarre report. I see what's going on. But real quick,
Starting point is 00:05:07 let me say something. All of us are color coordinated. We look great. Go ahead, get your shit off. Mel, so when men... You back on, Mel? When men get a woman's feet done,
Starting point is 00:05:16 they pay for the top, top, top nail polish. The top. I want you to get the best shit. Usually when women do it, they want to get in and out. So yeah, shout out to you.
Starting point is 00:05:25 I see it. Your shit, your shit is triple layered, nigga, and glossed. I know when you get your shit that regular, it be looking all,
Starting point is 00:05:33 the polish be on the toe by the same nigga. Yo, what's moving? Wow. But when a nigga get in there, yo Mel, get him man.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Get him. Yeah, get him Mel, because they not, people not going to keep cheering. No, shout out to Melissa. Because people not going to keep cheering me up. No, shout out to Melissa. I just want to say that,
Starting point is 00:05:47 you know. You said it. Every time I count out, nigga, she rise up. Stop counting me out, then. I will never do it again. Thank you. I appreciate.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Sometimes I go dormant, but that's it. Your dormant shit is different. You go off the map and then come out of nowhere. How is everyone? We're good. Great.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Fantastic. Is that your way of telling Melissa that she's beautiful? I love her. That's the way I say any mister. I miss all of you guys. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Weekend was wonderful. You know, I'm upset. I was supposed to get some money yesterday from Joe and Nigga Violet. I called them on the phone on Sunday. They called me all day.
Starting point is 00:06:23 I promise you, he called me all day. I kept you, he called me all day. I kept hitting ignore, and it didn't deter him. Every few hours, he would come back. Finally, I had enough. I asked him, like, hello. What's up, man? Here you go.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I heard from you all day, man. Well, yeah, there's, like, other people in my life that I have to tend to on an off day. Like, my kids. No, I wanted a jacket. I was going somewhere. I wanted off day like I'm like kids now I wanted a jacket I was going so I wanted a jacket I was in Jersey I wanted a jacket I said I wanted a jacket and I was trying to call him but he didn't pick up his phone you came to Jersey I was out here I'm gonna let you know yeah so I am ready I'm gonna start us off with smooth sounds today cuz I see one of those. I can tell.
Starting point is 00:07:07 I know it on the walkie. That shit is a wallet-sized window. Oh, shit. I ain't no nothing. Stop. Just because you got big windows, don't laugh at people that got other windows. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:07:21 The window shame. That's the other thing that's funny. The window shame. You don't even really know why it's funny, but it's funny. Why? Is it a basement window?
Starting point is 00:07:31 I'm asking. I don't know. I used to have a fish tank with that window. All right. Stop, man. I hate when niggas come up and they start making fun of me. That look like the window From Alright Smooth sounds at the start
Starting point is 00:07:48 Maybe he's a fucking Possum breeder Shit look like a possum window Couldn't be Maybe that's why he's so skinny And frail and small You can't eat good To get through that window
Starting point is 00:08:04 Alright man I'll get back to my nigga shit later You can't eat good to get through that window. Alright, man. I'll get back to my nigga shit later. I'm doing it for the ladies right now. Doing it for the ladies right now. It go. Y'all mean? It's my springtime energy.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Shout out to the happy couples listening right now. Niggas driving around, hand on his wife's thigh, his girl's thigh. You know the vibe. You know what I mean? She got up to make you a little meal. She didn't have all the ingredients. Now she woke your ass up out the bed to go to the store with a list. Doofy shit, right?
Starting point is 00:08:46 Here it goes. Nah, speed me up a little bit, man. I'm cool with it, yeah. The truth is inside of me from the heart Ain't nothing to tear us apart You're all I want in a man I put my life in your hands I got your slippers, your dinner, your dessert And so much more They said fuck that song Baby, make it rain I wanna go to the stars again
Starting point is 00:09:23 Y'all know how we doin doing it right now, ladies only Ladies only To my all-male audience Don't stop I'm in love with you too I feel like falling in love Falling in love I'm in love to fuck something up
Starting point is 00:09:39 I'm in love to fuck something up I'm in love to fuck something up I wanna go till it's time again I need a prescription One thing about B, she gon' smoke a remix And I said, I'm too hot for you And I said, I wanna stay And I said, where nobody's been Where nobody's been Have you ever had fun like this?
Starting point is 00:10:02 We gon' fuck off tonight Black lights Spaceships fly Good record to eat some pussy to Good record to eat some pussy to Fix your face, nigga You been eating pussy a long time Longer than everybody is
Starting point is 00:10:15 Longer than everybody is Yes, you have Yes, you have That's why she took this shit You should've been eating some shit, goddammit. Mel, what up, big Mel? Hey! Actually, you know what?
Starting point is 00:10:37 Let me turn this down, just get to know y'all a little better, because I'm letting this rock for a little bit. What's up? How's everybody doing? Fabulous. Amazing. Finally recovered. Same. Same. From Cinco de Mayo. Friday doing? Fabulous. Amazing. Finally recovered. Same.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Same. From Cinco de Mayo. Friday was a little too crazy. The whole weekend. Same. Drinco de Mayo weekend. Yeah, it really was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:52 That shit shouldn't be allowed to fall on a Friday anymore. I was still hungover yesterday. Yeah, I thought I was. We had St. Paddy's and Cinco de Mayo on Fridays this year. My Friday was way wilder than I will share publicly. Same. Oh, shit. Yeah publicly shit yeah one of those y'all went out right we went out okay would invited you but you know
Starting point is 00:11:19 but I mean I know. Oh, I see what you're trying to do. I can read your little subliminal shit. I read it. Niggas can invite you out. Fuck out of here. Don't think nobody invited you because we can't invite you. We can invite you.
Starting point is 00:11:38 We just be partying. Yeah. Next time. Yes. Next time. I got 10 more minutes, I'm conflicted. I'm in. Alright, I got 10 more minutes to figure it out. Alright, I gotta get to it but she go crazy at the end of records. Let me let this ride, let me let this rock. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to wherever you might be listening from Ayy This shit is sexy I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup
Starting point is 00:12:46 I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup
Starting point is 00:13:02 I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup I put my cup in my cup Who the fuck wrote this record? I bet you levitate. I bet you see God. Like, what if some chick said that to you in a club? You lying, girl. You want to show me? They don't be lying when they talk talking like that. Yes, they do. No.
Starting point is 00:13:17 That's a little more. I disagree. I disagree with that. They do. They do. No, I'm agreeing with y'allall we're not starting this with gender wars i agree with y'all that when they talk heavy it be lies i'm saying when you get to this degree of heavy once i get poetic and shit yeah yeah that's coming from the soul if somebody look
Starting point is 00:13:39 you in your face and say i bet you see god that's's crazy. You gonna levitate? That's why I like the Ariana Grande song so much. You nigga, you gonna think God is a girl when I get off of you. When I get off top of you, you gonna say God is a girl. I promise you.
Starting point is 00:13:57 If somebody say that's some shit like that to me, it's down there. It's down there. She got that gripper. I don't want that sex what that changes your religion no change your life
Starting point is 00:14:11 none of that the render me ineffective sex that one no you can sign me up for that I'm good I tell you when she start acting too cool then you gotta fucking DDT her that's what keeps me.
Starting point is 00:14:25 What episode is this? 624? 625. Look at you. I mean, I'm, you know. Big male. 625? Yes.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Welcome to episode 625. Oh, we got to turn that air on, dog. I don't know what's going on right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put that number down to like 70, 69, something like that. Welcome to episode 625 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Big Melissa Ford is here.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Flip is here. Ish is here. Ice is here. Burp, so your indigestion is here. Parks is here. Poe is here. Corey is here. My oldest is here.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Trey is here. Erickson is in the back. And whoever's here remote is here remote Parks is here. Poe is here. Corey is here. My oldest is here. Trey is here. Erickson is in the back. And whoever's here remote is here remote. How's everybody doing? How are y'all feeling? Amazing. Good.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Great. Feeling great, yeah. Any pertinent shit y'all need to get off your chest at the top of this thing? No. No. I did a lot of appropriation
Starting point is 00:15:20 over the weekend. Sombrero. Oh, yeah. Poncho. Yeah. Oh, shit. All, yeah. Poncho. Yeah. Oh, shit. All weekend though. Tequila.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Maracas. Tequila. Tequila. Yeah, tequila was in the bloodstream all Friday night. Saturday was a little rough. No, it was up until last night. Tequila. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:15:38 You kept going? Yeah, just kept going. It's like, fuck it. We here now. Oh, no. You different. I was trying to look for my Spanish tie-in on Cinco de Mayo. I didn't see it.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I went to Jay-Z's club. Fucking party with black people. I was at the Mexican spot in Astoria. Well, a couple of them. They were crazy. A couple of Mexican spots. Yeah, it was crazy. Blackout, damn near.
Starting point is 00:16:04 What you did? I didn't really blackout, but damn great. Blackout, damn near. What you did? I didn't really blackout, but damn near. Push the limits. Pushed it to the limit. Indeed. I saw some memes floating around, though. The Mexicans are fighting back. They did.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Oh, yeah. What you talking about? Juneteenth is coming up. You ain't see what they were saying? And they already picking. The same way we was picking on black people, we're picking their names for Cinco de Mayo. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:16:29 What were black people doing? What's your name going to be on Cinco de Mayo? So yours would be Jose. Or Jolito or something. Something like that. So that's what was happening. So the Hispanics. So they said, okay.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Okay. Good for y'all. Go ahead and play with them. No, no, they ready. Leave them alone They said Juneteenth is coming I see somebody say Her name is gonna be Lakeisha
Starting point is 00:16:48 Another one said My name is gonna be Darnell been getting money Williams Leave them alone I wanna hear shit Don't get offended We all are
Starting point is 00:17:01 We play part of this We all are not playing this We celebrated Cinco de Mayo I didn't I didn't I didn't either I sure did The chicken is full of shit
Starting point is 00:17:13 And if we did celebrate it Listen The girls get to fucking on Cinco de Mayo Absolutely Yes they do Okay They get to acting really lusty And sensualizing shit
Starting point is 00:17:23 That don't need to be sensualized Cinco de Mayo yeah To kill it. To kill you. To kill, do it. What'd you do this weekend-ish? Build houses. Work.
Starting point is 00:17:32 I know you. That's what I'm saying. Did you appropriate? Did you get some Mexican workers? Did you just do that? Yeah. I was up for money, man. Right.
Starting point is 00:17:40 No, stop. I hired him only for Single Demayo. No, I'm not. Look at his face. When you let him go too long. It's like word Russian roulette. That was seven words. Eighth word.
Starting point is 00:17:57 There you go. You finished. So you didn't celebrate. You didn't do anything. No, we all went out Friday night. That was it. I went to church Sunday. Amen.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Yeah, I was just in that mood. I'm lying. I went to a Christian, I mean, a communion. But still, I was in church. You know what I'm saying? Trolling. What part of the Christian communion do you think is compelling
Starting point is 00:18:21 for the audience? Let's hear it. I can't hear you say it again. It doesn't even sound fun. The Christian communion. Well, is there somebody in here on Christian Mingle? Yo, Chris Brown and Usher
Starting point is 00:18:35 is where we will be. What? Chris Brown and Usher, the Lovers and Friends Festival was over the weekend. And I guess on Friday night, it was Chris Brown's birthday. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:18:52 So they had a big birthday party for Chris Brown at a skate rink. Do you know the name of the skate rink? I don't remember. I don't remember. And that's not even important in the story, so fuck it. No, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:03 But all of the big R&B guys were there. Usher was there. And the story came out the next day that there was an altercation between Usher and, and you know how this goes, Chris Brown or Chris Brown's people or Chris Brown's security. Or he was jumped by multiple people. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. Very next day, they both performed at the festival.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Usher did the cool version. His was the coolest version. Very cool. His was the coolest version of, hey, I see what y'all are saying about this fight online. I'm going to post a video of my face to let you know I'm OK. His was the best I've ever seen that done for some reason. Why is that?
Starting point is 00:19:48 It was smooth. Because he's just cool. It was smooth. He's cool. He don't really do no goofy shit. So he's going to find a way to make that smooth. And even in that clip, he looked agitated that he had to do something like that. But Usher, you did have to do that.
Starting point is 00:20:01 You did have to do that. Because when the story came out in the morning, Usher is still set to perform. I sat up in the bed. They put all types of shit on him. Broken ribs. They put all types of shit on him. He was bloodied up. I sat up.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Jacked up. I went to make coffee at that point. I said, oh, we don't have to be glued to the phone. We got to see if Usher lumped up. I felt uncomfortable hearing that. I don't like hearing that at all. No, you don't. That's a travesty I don't like that
Starting point is 00:20:27 Alright I ain't gonna come here I'm not coming here to cap though I'm telling y'all now So don't wind me up I'll get like flipped I'm not coming here to cap Yes it's a travesty It's bad
Starting point is 00:20:36 I don't like hearing it But also yes I've heard the same story About Chris Brown and every R&B nigga For the last seven years Chris Brown threw that ball ToB nigga for the last seven years. Chris Brown threw that bottle right at Drake and bam! Yo, you know, he did that shit in Greenhouse. You know how small Greenhouse is?
Starting point is 00:20:53 It wasn't even Greenhouse. It was Whip. Whip. But Whip was right next to Greenhouse. Same shit. The ceiling in Whip is only seven feet high. Right. You ain't get no type of arch on that.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Yo, no arch on the. Come to the Rose. That's where you got that shit from. Right in his high. Right. You ain't get no type of arch on that. Yo, no arch on the. Cups of the rose. That's where you got that shit from. Right in his head. Bah. Marvin Room came right out after that. Hey, yo. He threw a bottle of that nigga in and whip.
Starting point is 00:21:17 No bull. He whipped that shit. And again, the ceilings and whip, like, yo, if you standing on the couch, this shit get in. Oh, yeah, because the audience might not know about whip. Audience, them ceilings and whip like yo if you standing on the couch this shit oh yeah cause the audience might not know about whip audience them ceilings in whip is lower than
Starting point is 00:21:28 Gilly's bedroom ceiling this is tight nah for real why I don't have time for you cause I feel like it that's why I feel like it
Starting point is 00:21:42 that's why nigga I ain't doing this with you today Frank Ocean caught that nigga coming out the studio Because I feel like it. That's why. I feel like it. That's why, nigga. I'm doing this with you today. Frank Ocean caught that nigga coming out the studio. Oh, shit. That's right. Beep, beep, beep.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I forgot about that one. I forgot about the Frank Ocean. Really? I didn't know that. Shit. I didn't know that. Oh, y'all don't get y'all. You said some private shit, nigga. You know, right?
Starting point is 00:22:03 But I was out. All of this happened. Don't book the same studio as me then. They was in that little nice studio over there, too. Nice studio, but that's the problem with being a rapper. Everybody is recording. Everybody's recording here. Now, you done came out to get you a Pepsi on a late night,
Starting point is 00:22:19 and they got there with his whole crew coming down the hallway. You got a snap. They got it on. They got it on in front of that thing. They fought for a little while. whole crew coming down the hallway. You got a snap. They got it on. They got it on in front of that thing. They fought for a little while. Frank was stealing all the interns. He had no runners. It was a fair one?
Starting point is 00:22:35 Is there ever a fair one? Mm-mm. Ain't no such thing as no fair one. But Usher, though. Or halfway cross. And I love, Chris is my man, too. I love him. But Usher, I was conflicted for the first time.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I said, come on, Breezy. Usher? What could Usher say? That's how I felt at first, too. Like, what could Usher do to me? I immediately caped. I read everything and just immediately started caping. I get it.
Starting point is 00:22:57 I caped shortly after, too. I caped. It's still wrong. It's wrong. Is it? One of the rumors circulating about why was over Tiana Taylor. I love Melissa. And I ain't going to lie.
Starting point is 00:23:10 It sounds kind of stupid and random if that was really actually true. No, it don't. No, it don't. That sounded perfect. That sounded perfect. I went into panic mode. That explained it all. Just dig a little more.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Really? That makes a lot of sense to the world. I called Iman. I was calling Tiana. I went into panic mode to give Chris Brown an excuse. I was on some gossipy shit. I text you. Yo, Joe, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:23:32 I wanted you on three. Yeah, but I don't tell you shit. I'm going to steal my take and go put it somewhere. It's like, yeah, shit crazy. I was like, yeah, got to wait to see more. That's what I told him. Got you. Got to wait to see more. That's what I told him. Gotcha. Gotta wait to see more.
Starting point is 00:23:45 I pod with this guy. That's how you know you're a minister of society. He would have beat you right to it. But anyway, Melissa. Yeah. Tiana is more than a friend of the show to me. Let me start. Let me preface this with that.
Starting point is 00:23:59 That's a fact. Child of Tiana. Yeah. That's child to her, her mom, her whole, all of them. I love them. Yeah, that's child to her, her mom, her whole, all of them. I love them. But if Tiana had a relationship with Chris, I'm not saying romantic, I'm saying a friendship.
Starting point is 00:24:13 And professional. Yeah, but I don't care about that. They go way back. Right now, I'm putting real names. I'm not putting people's publicist marketing persona out there. You are who you are and if they are friends and he felt like he wasn't supported some type of way in that friendship and now you just pop up i'm making shit up right now i ain't spoke to nobody and now the first time i'm seeing you is at my birthday party i'm saying something i actually i have that before. I've done that very thing before.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Don't beef with me all year and then pop up at my birthday party like shit is all good in front of the people that have been holding me down while I was fucked up. Don't do that. I'm not talking about their situation.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I'm saying I have literally done that. Now. You add a little bit of alcohol or something into the mix, it gets even worse. Now, y'all done had some alcohol in this conversation. I'm talking to you like
Starting point is 00:25:05 the friend you are to me. I'm not talking to you like I should talk to you in a public place in front of celebrities and paparazzi and cameras. I'm talking to you. You're making a face,
Starting point is 00:25:15 but this is very true. We all here, all of us here have more platonic women friends than most men. That's a fact. A thousand percent. And how I speak to my platonic women friends
Starting point is 00:25:27 is how we talk. And they understand me and they receive me that way. That's true. So if they having that kind of talk and Usher has been performing with Tiana, he has a relationship with Tiana, he is the elder statesman,
Starting point is 00:25:42 OG, mature, clean cut, hey, not here here not right now guy so if he wasn't coming over to do nothing else I would guess he's coming over here to say not here not now and get the fuck out my face Chris ain't like that shit
Starting point is 00:26:00 and that was my conclusion of that story. Once I heard that that's what happened. I take it a step further from that. So after reading the report that comes out, it say Chris left. Usher followed him. And Usher, I left. Oh, he went in the bus.
Starting point is 00:26:17 He followed him. He went in the bus. But Usher might have been following him with genuine intentions. Don't matter. Don't matter. I removed myself from here. And you came and followed me? You my little bro. Now it's... I'm going to come. I removed myself from here and you came and followed me?
Starting point is 00:26:26 You my little bro. Now it's... I'm going to come, I want to holler at you smooth every time. Not on my tour bus. Not right now. And not with all my niggas
Starting point is 00:26:31 right here. Not on my tour bus. And not with the liquor. The liquor does it too. You got to remember, man, like Tiana and Chris go back in the early 2000s
Starting point is 00:26:41 between the whole get light. So they have a real, real friendship. Like they grew like when Chris was somewhere else. Yeah, so they have a real real friendship like they grew like when Chris was somewhere else yeah and they're also like part of like
Starting point is 00:26:49 the super dance community I totally I totally get their relationship it's just like like one of the rumors was that he was irritated that she was working
Starting point is 00:26:57 with Usher and that because of his scrapped you know performance at the AMAs when he was supposed to pay tribute to Michael Jackson
Starting point is 00:27:04 and then AMAs just said no and then there was that whole thing. That sounds like a lot of information for somebody to get three hours after this altercation happened. I'm not rolling with that. And I also want to state, just to be safe, we don't even know that this happened.
Starting point is 00:27:18 True. None of us here have confirmed that this happened. We are having a conversation based off reports. And neither of them looked like they had a fight when we saw them the next day. I want to tell everybody out there that don't know, if you have a problem with somebody or something that you
Starting point is 00:27:35 want to say to somebody that could lead to just a different conversation, you don't do it on the tour bus. I don't know if I agree with that. No, that's damn near going into someone's house. No, it's the liquor, yo. It's the liquor, I think. That's damn near going into someone's house. Yeah, this ain't even a point to disagree.
Starting point is 00:27:53 No, but I'm saying, but if we got a rapport, if we have a rapport and I think we got an established rapport, I could come to your house to have a conversation with you. I view my people. If I'm hot, though,
Starting point is 00:28:03 and we got in a fight next door or argument or whatever and I take myself out and go to my house. And now you come to my house? And now. I view my people. If I'm hot, though, and we got in a fight next door or argument or whatever, and I take myself out and go to my house. And now you come to my house? And now you come to my house. Yeah, because people think friendship, because friendship,
Starting point is 00:28:12 the word friendship is there, that people got to be all good with each other, right? Like, you can have heated debate and intense tension with somebody that you super cool with. Yeah. They right.
Starting point is 00:28:23 If I go home or I go to my respective corner, let me cool off. Let me cool off. That's it. Don't you come trot your ass on this tiny tour bus where my goons are.
Starting point is 00:28:35 My goons are here. Our weapons are here. Our paraphernalia, our drugs are here. We're keeping cops away from here. This is our safe haven. And at the level they at, the kitchen is probably here.
Starting point is 00:28:46 They tour bus is probably a little. They got to extend this shit with the window pop out. So, yeah, don't come in here with all that shit. Now, let me give my rules that have nothing to do with this. If you ask me,
Starting point is 00:29:04 well, let me reverse it. If I ask you to come, no, I won't reverse it. If you ask me to come host your birthday party, don't hit me. Well, I agree. That's the other thing I read about this, though, is he didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:29:19 That was a surprise. It was a surprise that I get. It was a surprise party. All right, so he didn't point goals to Newark boys. No, I'm with youark boys. Point number two. If I take the mic at your birthday party and make the entire crowd sing Stevie Wonder's happy birthday to you after Mario finishes, don't hit me. True.
Starting point is 00:29:40 If I organize and set up a surprise birthday party for you, don't hit me, my nigga. Okay, so I didn't hit you. I left and let my niggas hit you. No, no, what I'm saying is I couldn't hit you right there. True. I removed myself to keep it from escalating, and you followed me.
Starting point is 00:30:02 If there was ever talk about... I'm caping, by the way. I'll tell you, I'm caping. If there was ever talk about. I'm caping, by the way. I'll tell you, I'm caping. If there was ever talk about me and you potentially doing a versus matchup. Don't hit me. Don't hit me. I want to perform with you. Well, that's actually more the reason to hit him.
Starting point is 00:30:18 No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Today? No, it's not, nigga. Rollout man. That's rollout man. That's rollout.
Starting point is 00:30:24 That's nigga shit. That's rollout man. No, rollout man is saying, yo, it's not, nigga. Rollout Man. That's Rollout Man. That's Rollout. That's nigga shit. That's Rollout Man. No, Rollout Man is saying, yo, now we're going to get way more viewers. Hell, niggas can't wait to see that shit now. That was an adversity. That's true, too, but I got to tell you, my heart and stomach didn't feel the greatest when Jeezy and Gucci Man was doing their thing. Oh, hell no.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I told you. I came in here and talked about it. I felt like I was about to get shot. That shit felt so crazy. You were there? We have that need as consumers to see shit that we ain't really got no business seeing.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Like, if y'all really at odds like that, man, I ain't got to do nothing. I don't want to see it. I mean, but once in a while... Go ahead, buddy. Them niggas talked. Them niggas had all of this. This wasn't like the first time they communicated with each other on that stage.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Didn't matter. It do matter. Tension was still thick. If me and you are number one and number two, damn, nigga, that golf tan is for real. Vern is, you see Vern? God damn. That nigga just came from an island somewhere. Oh. Golf. That sound like hate, though, too. That nigga just came from my island somewhere. Oh.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Golf. That sound like hate, though, too funny. That sound like hate. That sound like a little embarrassing. Nah, I'm just congratulating the guy. If we are number one, number two, best R&B or best urban R&B, whatever the fuck you want to call them, don't hit me, yo. Don't hit me.
Starting point is 00:31:41 I'm with you. I think Breezy just don't give a fuck how he's looked at now. He's just doing anything. I disagree. It's my man. I disagree. I don't think he's doing anything. I don't think he's doing anything.
Starting point is 00:31:53 I think he's trying his best to stay out of shit. Yeah, I think he's very particular. I left this situation. I left, nigga. While hot. I left to keep from trying to do it. I'm drunk, whatever. I'm hot.
Starting point is 00:32:01 I removed myself because I know anything I do is going to get blown out of my head no matter what. So I had to remove myself. Breezy is dealing with a lot, man. And a lot of shit trigger him easy. Which is why
Starting point is 00:32:14 more than the reason I'm saying to walk away. Yo, it takes a lot to walk away. Yeah. Especially, look, look, look. Especially when you got numbers. I got you. You right.
Starting point is 00:32:22 It takes a lot to walk away. Funny enough, sure, it's crazy. Why? I don't see that as crazy at all. My stomach ain't feel right. I just didn't like to hear it. I sure don't seem like he's around the bullshit.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Well, we don't know. I mean, that's true. Maybe if I close doors, he's a monster, but I don't think so, man.
Starting point is 00:32:45 He just want to sing and dance skate and have a good time then let's not walk away then bro yeah you might be right maybe 7 o'clock on the back think it was really cool to the streets off that bus you seen a rich nigga want to start
Starting point is 00:33:02 the fight a nigga doing well off don't start the fight. Never. He's having a good time. He's partying. They got battles and shit. Right? The niggas start the fight
Starting point is 00:33:13 and the nigga's not doing as well. Just three niggas. Here's the picture. A rich nigga's got tough niggas and niggas that easily become karate or damage. You ever seen a rich nigga want... I just thought it was appropriate right there. Did y'all hear that? Yeah, I heard it. It was low, bud. It was low, but we? I just thought it was appropriate right there. Did y'all hear that?
Starting point is 00:33:25 Yeah, I heard it. It was low, but. It was low, but we heard it. Turn it up in the mix. Yo, 50 like Jesus, yo. He just be having parables just throwing out like psalms. He be saying some fly shit
Starting point is 00:33:37 that you just don't think about. He has survived a lot. He did. I like to hear from people that have survived. He really survived it, yeah. A lot. I agree.
Starting point is 00:33:44 You don't hit the nigga that made this, man. Oh shit, oh shit. For real? How do you see this guy in the club and say, you know what, I'm about to smack the shit out of him? You know I'm coming over, right? Yeah, baby, tell me what you wanna do. You got a house in your head.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Yeah, he got a show, He got you, Archer. He told you now. Okay. Hey, y'all seen Bow Wow? I was happy to be around J.D. Give me 10 minutes. Y'all don't be seeing when Joe is right. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Hey, for that little thing I like. Sing along out there. It's 7 o'clock. You know what? Y'all don't deserve it. Fuck out of here. I try to make so much excuses. You can't hit the guy that made that, man.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I thought that Usher probably grabbed Chris when he was walking away, and Chris might have just, like, get off me. We try to make a lot of excuses, because I can't see Breezy just turn around like, you know, my nigga. Squirt him. Molly walk him. I'll punch you in your mouth. I can't see it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:43 It just don't sit right with me. I'm trying to make a lot, and that's my man. Usher probably tried to hug the nigga. He wanted to move his hands. You know when niggas like, stop, don't touch me. Like, try to move around. His nose probably got hit by mistake. Not what? I need to see a side-by-side
Starting point is 00:34:58 of Usher and Chris Brown to know just how much taller Chris Brown is. Chris Brown is like almost a foot. You need the boxing tail of the tape. He looked like he was hovering above him during that. It's like me and you standing next to each other. Chris is like 6'4". Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:35:14 That's hate. That's hate. That's hate. Stand up. Stand next to each other. No, we did this before. Yeah, exactly. Look at that.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Nah. He like 6'3". Usher needed to go get the skates then like you oh oh leave the rapping
Starting point is 00:35:30 niggas alone little quick thing yeah you need to be a little taller Chris had the little fly Jordan 1 skates
Starting point is 00:35:38 they just looked like they was having a good time they did ended up in some bullshit and that's just some I'm joking right now cause y'all take me way too serious and that's some bullshit. And that's just some, I'm joking right now because y'all take me way too serious.
Starting point is 00:35:46 And that's corny when you got to tell y'all I'm joking. That is some fly shit to do though at your birthday party in front of all the girls. Yo, you see this nigga?
Starting point is 00:35:56 Yo, you see Usher over there? You like that nigga? I'm going to smack the shit out of him. That's the nigga y'all said better than me. That's the nigga y'all said better than me.
Starting point is 00:36:03 That's the nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. It's funny. That's funny. Skated right over better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. That's a nigga y'all said better than me. Watch this. Oh, oh, oh, oh No, no, no You can't hit the negative ages, though, I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:36:28 I'm in the middle of this, I don't know which side I'm on Well, Usher probably gonna give us an album before Chris, though I'ma ride with Usher for now Alright, just the first two bars and we outta here Here we go When you feelin' in your body Alright, just the first two bars and we outta here It go Oh, man Yeah, you can't hit the guy This song made us spin the block, yo
Starting point is 00:36:52 This song made us go get our girl back Made it feel right to be beggin' Yeah, this song Some of y'all left this on the voicemail Come on, man, come on I know it's some of y'all voicemail thugs out here Y'all don't do it no more, but I remember y'all left this on the voicemail. Come on, man. Come on. I know it's some of y'all voicemail thugs out here. Y'all don't do it no more, but I remember y'all.
Starting point is 00:37:10 I was one of them. No, y'all, I can't reach you right now. You probably live right on the voicemail. You crazy. Hit me back at your earliest convenience. Hit me back at your earliest convenience. I know you busy, but we're just playing in the background. Yeah, just something smooth in the background. Hey.
Starting point is 00:37:26 And that's only the first voice, though. You start getting aggravated. Yeah, that's true. I get aggravated, though. I'm going to that one. I'm going to park outside. We know. Just me, huh?
Starting point is 00:37:43 Just me? Just me? Just me? When you say that you love... Just me? Just me? Just for the record? Just me? Ish?
Starting point is 00:37:52 Antoine? You? It's just me you're talking about, right? They get the keys and drive and pull up. That's a no or what? Hello? That's an audio broadcast. Stupid ass face.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Yeah, exactly. Audio adventure here. Back in the days, that was all right, though. We got away with it. These days, you look crazy. And when I call him, my memory foggy, but I can swear it. Back in the days, that was all right, though. We got away with it. These days, you look crazy. And when I call him, my memory foggy, but I can swear it was at a decent time, like 6 PM or something.
Starting point is 00:38:10 That nigga called 7 AM. He called. It was traffic out. He was rushing. He was like, let's go to our house. Don't pull up. Yo, he was mad as hell. He couldn't go fast.
Starting point is 00:38:22 That nigga was tight. He was sitting in traffic on that roof. Oh, man. Is this true-ish? Caught that rush. Yeah, it's true. This dumbass man. You know this nigga a rapper, yo.
Starting point is 00:38:33 It's true. You know this nigga be doing this. How long you sit outside for after that? I don't even know what Joe talking about. I bet he don't. Anyway, moving right along. All right, so Usher album is coming before Chris Brown album. I believe so.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Chris dropped out. He just dropped. Chris just dropped the album. He just dropped. I'm phony. But don't be clear, though. You know, he put them out. He do. He put 30, 40 out. Yeah, he got 40 something.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Yo, you had to skip the topic because you related to him. It might have been you. Was it you? Where you was at this weekend, man? You was out there? He was a little hesitant on his weekend recap. He called Big Ish. Oh, we'll call my cousin.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Where you at? Where you at? I'm going to call my cousin Ish Brown. Yeah, he's stupid. That's a fool. He's a light brown version of me Oh shit Tap a hand of two peas Yo I am for a couple of the boot bobs though
Starting point is 00:39:36 All day Listen I'm for old school I ain't mad at a little boot bob As long as nobody get like Shot Yeah I get it And the way they handled it afterwards Ain't nothing to talk about.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Ain't hurting shit. Y'all can think what you want. Like again, we really don't know this ever happened. Those my favorite little stories. You don't know this ever happened? Handle it in house. What else happened at Lovers and Friends? Oh wow, before we leave Usher, yo,
Starting point is 00:40:01 he debuted Hours and Hours remix with Money Long. And it was absolute fire. I don't know why it never came out, but we need that. Streets need that. Uh, let me see here. Hey Yes it is You talk Of any love like this All the white doors Move exactly what I did It's a mouth, it's a mouth, it's a mouth, it's a mouth, it's a mouth, it's a mouth Yeah Yeah, I knew this
Starting point is 00:41:00 I could be here for hours That's fly, what do y'all think about debuting shit at festivals? That's fly That's great It's fly if What do y'all think about debuting shit at festivals? That's fly. That's great. It's fly if the record is fly. Especially a remix like this where people kind of know the record already. When it's something that, like a rap debut, it don't really hit quite there. It gotta be established.
Starting point is 00:41:16 I think it don't matter today though. Even at the festival, how we seeing it. It's recorded going online anyway. True. It's the same as putting it on your Instagram. It's the same now. True. And it's Usher. I didn't want to say it's the same. What I mean is the reach goes the same way.
Starting point is 00:41:34 If you do it on stage at a festival, there was things that used to happen at Summer Jam years ago. If you wasn't there, you just had to hear about it. There's no record of it happening, really. Now with everybody having a phone and a social media account, you still get to see it.. Like there's no record of it happening really. Now with everybody having a phone and a social media account, you still get to see it. Yes, from the artist aspect.
Starting point is 00:41:50 I'm only thinking about from the performance aspect, which is I got 40,000 people in front of me and I gotta do this new record. Oh, that could be bad, that could be bad. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you're established. Unless it's a song that people already know. And you establish it.
Starting point is 00:42:02 With another feature artist coming out like, this was fly. Nah, people don't want to see. Even established artists, you don't want to go see. Even when, like, Legacy acts go out and tour, you don't want to see their new slaps. You want to see the old slaps. Not at all.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Yeah, but you can sprinkle in, yo, let me tease a little. Yo, let me give you a little of this. If I'm giving you all the slaps. I've seen artists do it. Me too. Plenty of times. But it don't usually be the flyest.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Listen, shout out to Usher. Shout out to Chris. Shout out to everyone that performed at the Lovers and Friends Festival. I seen Genuine bust his ass. That shit was hilarious, bro. Why you keep doing this? Yeah, that's my man. I think it's part of the show now.
Starting point is 00:42:41 He falls so much. At some point, you got to realize you at that part of your career where you can't do all the jumping around he falls all that hopping over shit he falling just walking down steps
Starting point is 00:42:51 and shit he falls funny that little hop down he was like swimming for air trying to grab the air and then kept singing that's when you know
Starting point is 00:43:01 it's genuine like when you really falling you looking for shit and they'll be there you really bust your ass it ain't no stage shit this was genuine too
Starting point is 00:43:09 when A$AP Rocky at the Met Gala hopped over the thing and put his hand on the white girl's face and mushed her down and he jumped over the next day
Starting point is 00:43:17 she started tweeting she said no I am not pressing charges or pursuing filing a lawsuit why would I ever
Starting point is 00:43:24 file a lawsuit? That's what she said. Now, that was genuine. She got money. That was genuine. But I could have answered her. Easily. Oh, no, somebody answered her.
Starting point is 00:43:35 A bunch of people answered her, I'm sure. They told her exactly why. She might be a... Mad reason why. She replied back. I'm good. Shout out to the white girl. Is you think Hov got her secret kid?
Starting point is 00:43:48 I know it's not on the board. That's been a pervasive rumor for a really long time. You put up two fingers? Yo, where you get this guy at? Don't hide it. The audience can't see. This thing is, you got to watch him. He come in here and only think about the lens,
Starting point is 00:44:11 not our feelings or nothing. Yeah, just saying, man. Huh? I hear you. What web and nitty at, yo? Don't call their names. They mind their business. I know.
Starting point is 00:44:18 I'm saying I got to talk to them to see what they instilled in you. I'm just saying you were like this. I went like nothing. I was scratching my leg. No, you was not. This guy right here is different, yo. Anyhoo, what else is important?
Starting point is 00:44:30 What else is important or unimportant? Well, Drake is Nigerian. Oh, man. It's important. People discovering their ancestry and, you know. That's why he's been making all the world music. Yeah, that's the next wave now. He letting you know, now that I found out I'm Nigerian,
Starting point is 00:44:45 I got to give you all. He's getting an Afro Beats album is on the way. Afro Beats album. Another one. Yeah, another one. Well. That boy good.
Starting point is 00:44:53 No doubt about that. That boy good. No doubt about that. But how do we know he's Nigerian now? What happened? He probably did an ancestry test.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Yeah. 23 and me. That tells us. And decided to give it to the world Right before I dropped this Afrobeats album Oh he giving logic ideas Oh god damn it Have you guys done Ancestry and Me?
Starting point is 00:45:15 I did it I'm part Nigerian Who asked her? She ain't gonna trip me up She ain't going to trip me up. She ain't going to trip me up. Nope, I haven't even turned my head back on. I'm going to look at my little thing. Part you did it?
Starting point is 00:45:36 No, I did not. I don't think I'm not you. I'm about to do one, 23andMe. Nah, I was going to do it too, but I didn't. I was going to do it too. I stopped didn't. I was going to do it too. I stopped myself after third spit, the third time I spit in the little tube. I was like, wait a second now. What y'all doing with my shit?
Starting point is 00:45:53 Where y'all putting my spit? No sirree. Not doing that one. That, none of that shit. I'm cool. I thought about it. I was going to do it, and I was like, nah, that ain't getting my DNA. I was on my woke shit. Then I had to do a, and I was like, nah, they ain't getting my DNA. I was on my woke shit.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Then I had to do a paternity test, and I said, they got me. They got me now. I might as well go ahead and let the biggest shoe out. I ain't playing them games after my parents call to try to check me. No way. Yo, it's too late. Drake, as soon as he passed customs, he's that. What are we doing here?
Starting point is 00:46:26 Where's y'all flag? Point me to your flag. Our flag. Y'all want citizenship. Yes, sir. He was Jamaican at one point. I ain't mad. I ain't mad at him.
Starting point is 00:46:36 What else is unimportant? Multicultural. Spanky. Oh, yeah. We might as well get to the verses. Might as well do all of the versus right now all of them there was the
Starting point is 00:46:46 Puff announcement September 9th Madison Square Garden Jermaine Dupri versus Puff I think that that is the first of announcements
Starting point is 00:46:57 was that even an announcement though or it looked like they just caught him talking to Busta about that shit and somebody leaked that that don't look like
Starting point is 00:47:04 oh man yeah. Ain't going to fall for it. You can't leak nothing around here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just thought about that. I thought about who he's talking about. J-Hud, I'm sorry, Jennifer Hudson, she went on record and said that she wants to do a Versus with Fantasia.
Starting point is 00:47:21 I'm so glad that you brought that up, too. Okay. Now give me your second third and fourth thought about that I think it's it's a trap it's a loaded question I see you
Starting point is 00:47:34 it's a loaded question I see you it's a trap door just answer it I think that it is anticipated she fell for the mousetrap she fell for the mousetrap. She fell for the mousetrap.
Starting point is 00:47:50 You heard that loud clack, that clang? That was it. That's the door. Got you. I will give you one more. I'll give you a reprieve. Okay. Give me your second thought,
Starting point is 00:47:58 and then I'm going to ask a tough question, and I'm not editing it out. Okay. What's my second thought on that? Can you name five Jennifer Hudson songs? I was just about to say. We can't hear you, Melissa Ford. We can't hear you, Melissa Ford.
Starting point is 00:48:21 You're anticipating this. I did not say I am anticipating this. You said it's highly anticipated Listen I'm speaking in a general sense What research have you done That said that? I looked at blogs Cocksaucers again
Starting point is 00:48:35 Cocksaucers again Can you name I cannot Four Jennifer Hudson songs The one song we know of hers Ain't hers Yeah What? If the fucking classic once
Starting point is 00:48:48 you made the one she sang in dream girls yes no her you gonna love me that yeah that one the neo joint and I know wrote this fly what song is that and can y'all speak up spotlight you know that song I know I know this all about like this dope okay stop stop me there, fam. Yeah. We don't know, Joe. So what's the angle? She shouldn't say Fantasia name ever again.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Ever. Ever again. And I can't name nine Fantasia songs. But the ones I can name, they go. You better leave her alone. That is true. All of them. Truth is, I never meant to hurt you.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Truth is. That shit is fire. Yeah. Free yourself is a point. I don't care what you talking about When I see you is a point That's two points Yeah that's two points That's just because
Starting point is 00:49:31 That's the end of Jennifer Hudson Yeah that's two points right there Yeah Good luck I knew you was Artists gotta be careful with all that Me and such and such Gonna do a versus
Starting point is 00:49:40 Cause fans gonna start telling the truth And I fuck with Jennifer Hudson But And Fantasia's one of them What? They both are because the fans are going to start telling the truth. And I fuck with Jennifer Hudson, but. And Fantasia's one of them. What? They both are. Vocally.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Vocally, yeah. That ain't got nothing to do with slaps. Fantasia's underrated. Hey, what you can do vocally don't have nothing to do with slaps. That's true. Get on this stage
Starting point is 00:49:58 and play slaps. That's it. I think that they're going to announce Puffin JD in Atlanta too. Yeah, I think so. It's too big to only do the Garden. That's true.
Starting point is 00:50:09 And they didn't say that little small tiny room in the Garden. They said the Garden. Yeah, they said the Garden. They said MSG. They're going to go get that Atlanta arena over there. Shout out to Trey Young. He has a podcast coming. They're going to get that arena over there.
Starting point is 00:50:26 young he has a podcast coming uh they're gonna get that arena over there i just want to see if the the rumors are true that one will be r&b and one will be rap only that's what they said before i mean their catalogs are big enough yeah true that they could do that but how would that be a versus then because we're gonna just do our r&b catalog in atlanta we're gonna do our R&B catalog in Atlanta. Oh, got you, got you, got you, got you. We're going to do our hip hop catalog in New York. Got it, understood.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Because they got so many songs that to get 20 and compress with your catalog is going to be a hard one. I can see J.D. making Puff do the hip hop one in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:51:00 I can see him throwing a wrench in the game. You come do the Benjamins out here where that shit might not be the Benjamins. And let me do my Atlanta shit out here. That is true. It's going to be a celebration, though. It is.
Starting point is 00:51:16 Oh, it's definitely going to be a celebration. But two egomaniac, dope niggas, I still want to win. Yeah, y'all be talking that celebration shit. People want to win. Yeah, niggas competition. And win Yeah y'all be talking That celebration shit People wanna win Yeah niggas competition And there's always One person in this Versus that feel like
Starting point is 00:51:29 For the duration Of both careers Underdog You been I been having to hear your name JD JD He been saying it
Starting point is 00:51:35 Even when he first Mentioned it Puff like yo He can't talk to me Where Dre at He like yo Jay stop playing with me Stop playing with me
Starting point is 00:51:41 That's disrespectful Even that So no Now I got a chip on my shoulder Nigga I'ma show you He better I have Puff winning
Starting point is 00:51:52 The hip hop one Same Me too Same The R&B one I think will be tougher than The Jermaine Dupri audience would like to admit. That's all I'll say.
Starting point is 00:52:08 He ain't going to try missing you. He better not. If he bring out stick, that ain't. Bring him out. No. Bring him out. I better not hear nothing about missing you, nothing. Why?
Starting point is 00:52:21 That thing better not come trotting out there. We talking about Jermaine Dupri, dog. What does that mean? That means it's not time to play. So missing you would be playing? I think so. Yeah. A little bit.
Starting point is 00:52:31 I think so. No, it would. I think so. Without a doubt. That would be playing. He can't play that. Without a doubt. It's not even a full R&B song.
Starting point is 00:52:38 I don't give a fuck. If he played it, he shouldn't play them in either. In either one. Y'all niggas are musician niggas. I don't know what y'all talking about. I think that shit is hot. So tell me I'm not a musician You're going up against usher and Mariah Carey nobody Would you we don't want to hear missing you?
Starting point is 00:52:55 Usher And escape and jagged edge and no it ain't time for none of that. Yeah, you better push it's time for Cupid Yeah, yeah, you gotta bring my Mary happy. Yeah, Mary the edge and no it ain't time for none of that you better it's time for cupid yep it's time you gotta bring them out merry happy yeah yeah you better get you gotta go yeah yeah yeah i got you okay don't play don't be playing don't play yeah who do y'all think will have more people come out in support of like on stage to perform i think i think i think it'd be even i think i think the atlanta niggas is puffed oh yo puff call you and be like y'all need you here on may blah blah blah you move some shit around for puff yeah and you i don't think we see people that had all right wait
Starting point is 00:53:37 beefs with puff still go on tour with puffs all right everybody stop i don't think we're i don't think we're i think we're getting short-sighted with this. Busted. A lot of people, the same thing you just said for Puffer Plots to J.D. Correct. Anytime both of them pick up the phone, whoever in the world is coming. It just dawned on me that scene from my Usher Vegas show with all of them Atlanta niggas lined up. And that's what I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:54:04 And I did say that it looked powerful yeah that led to a conversation about just the breeding of New York and the breeding of Atlanta I think that this is gonna be a lot bigger than we even talking about as I'm listening to us talk no I think everybody is showing up this ain't just about Puff and JD. Boxers. Athletes. Everybody is coming outside. You got to be there for this. Atlanta versus New York.
Starting point is 00:54:35 I tell you what. And they're going to take it and they're going to treat it like that. I tell you what. Ice will be in the building. Like, yo, the Atlanta. Maybe for both. Yeah. Maybe. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Oh, I won't be there in that Atlanta one because what if he lose in Atlanta? J.D., what if J.D. lose in Atlanta? Then what happens? And now you got to walk,
Starting point is 00:54:53 you seated in the front, you got to walk through the whole, the whole arena. Niggas mushy, you get the fuck out of here. Oh, that's you podcast, nigga.
Starting point is 00:55:01 You hit, right? You start playing Bone Crusher, you bitch. Yeah, they ain't gonna drop kick me when bone crusher come on
Starting point is 00:55:08 nope oh man I need to be in the thick of that that shit gonna be a celebration it's gonna be crazy now in New York
Starting point is 00:55:19 I'll be to that one I'll be to that one I'm trying to do both, though. Fuck that. I ain't bad. I ain't going to hold you. We don't want to say it, though, but I got Puff. Who don't want to say it?
Starting point is 00:55:32 We said it. We said it. I started with that. Well, tip me toeing. All right. Say it loud and proud, nigga. I just think that the R&B verses won't be as one-sided. Say it loud and proud, nigga.
Starting point is 00:55:40 It won't be as one-sided. The R&B one won't be as one-sided. I got Puff in rap more than I got Usher in R&B. You mean JD? JD. Or JD, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's what I said. I think JD could potentially win the R&B versus.
Starting point is 00:55:54 I think he will. I think Puff just is going to win the hip-hop versus, but that just might be our... What records in rap does Puff not play? He got to play whoa. Moving around the stage. Whoa is coming on. Yes.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Special delivery? I don't know. Could. It could, but no. I would say yes. You say no to special delivery. He got too many big joints for special delivery
Starting point is 00:56:16 to even be in my conversation. It's honorable mention. Whoa. Comes on. Let's get it. It's big. More money money more problems Juicy
Starting point is 00:56:25 Wyatt is kept Puff got a lot of slaps on his shit been around the world all of that shit can't nobody hold me down all of that's coming on earthquakes
Starting point is 00:56:34 what would be a record that's coming on what was coming on for sure like man Puff shit's just come on yeah
Starting point is 00:56:43 like they when you hear the you be like be like, oh, shit. I remember I was in XYZ. I was driving this. I was in this grade. Like, you just, that shit just take you back in time. Same shit happened to the Atlanta niggas to the JD records. The spot, yeah, but the spot where Puff going crackin', man, is the features.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Got a lot of features. He do? Puff got a lot of features. This gotta be, this can't even be no 20 joints. I'm just thinking about it. There's 40 songs. Got a lot of features. They do? Puff got a lot of features. This can't even be no 20 joints. I'm just thinking about it. There's 40 songs. There's 40 songs if they're doing two. That's more than a real tour.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Niggas don't do 40 songs. What song would you put money in the thing against? I was just about to say, when J.D. throw that in a Ferrari or Jaguars. What's song Puff coming? More money, more problems? He got a lot to come out with. It's Puff, a Ferrari or Jaguars. What's so pop coming? More money, more problems? He got a lot to come out with. It's pop, yo. It's pop.
Starting point is 00:57:29 What you know about going? I don't know. What you talking about? Brooklyn's finest, Michael Moore. What you talking about? Brooklyn's finest losers. That's a lawsuit. They're losing Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Don't ever say such a blasphemous thing in New York ever again. Money ain't a thing. In New York, it's not losing to Brooklyn's finest. In New York? The money thing was fine. But you don't ever say such a blasphemous thing in New York ever again. Money ain't a thing. In New York, it's not losing to Brooklyn's finest in New York. The money thing was fire. But you don't know. Money thing was fire. Well, I don't know. All right, so you think that?
Starting point is 00:57:52 You think Brooklyn's finest losing to New York? You can R&B me. Nigga, in the 90s, I was outside. So you admit that I can't R&B you. I forgot about victory. Wait, everybody mute up. So you admit that. All right, you got it?
Starting point is 00:58:03 You got that? You recorded that? We got him. We got them. We got them. What I'm saying is, nigga, in the 90s, money ain't a thing. Hey, yo, you Atlanta niggas, September, we wiping you up. That's it. All we doing all this fucking political talk.
Starting point is 00:58:17 All we doing all this trying to be PC. Y'all know what the fuck time it is. Y'all know who invented this shit. It started here. It ends here, nigga. How the fuck y'all thought was happening, nigga? Fuck you thought, nigga? Fuck, we doing all that. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Oh, what do I think? Get the fuck out of here, nigga. Now what? Packing them up, nigga. Packing them niggas up in September. Take that shit to the.. Smoking on that JD. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:58:43 We got ice. Hey. Oh, no. Hey. Hey. I don't want to hear all that politically correct bullshit these niggas trying to have me on right now. Get the fuck out of here, nigga. Get on their ass. Ha!
Starting point is 00:58:59 One, two. Atlanta, what up? You hit me down next. He can't play nothing. I'm playing. I ain't saying that you can play. He can't play against this nigga. Look Ice, Ice ready to beat.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Ice in his phone. Bam I'm with you. You know Ice got 20, 20,000 hits in that phone. Don't disrespect me like that. 50,000, 100,000. Don't disrespect me like that. 150,000. You know that I'm in.
Starting point is 00:59:18 You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm in. You know that I'm't disrespect me like that 50,000, 100,000, don't disrespect me like that 100,000, 150,000 You know that I'm big
Starting point is 00:59:33 It was crazy Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Resignate AJD, are you resigning? What's up, Atlanta? Hey! Oh.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Oh. Oh. Yo, stop before I get amped up. Hey, yo. He just got to come out to that. That's number one. Yo, that's number one. We just going to set this shit off. Oh no. Oh my god. Yes
Starting point is 01:00:18 I'm with you with victory. I'm with it is? This shit just sit here. Come right out with victory. Right out. This shit just sit here. I was a kid like this. What the fuck is going on? What? Please! I'm such a traitor.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Yo, do not a traitor. I pray in hearts. Come on. Yo, do me a favor. I don't want to hear no more. I don't want to hear nothing else about money or anything for the rest of the part. Yeah, hold up. Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump? Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump? Hell no, man.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump? Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump? Don't this hit make my people want to jump, jump? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 01:01:17 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So I'm with that In the Ferrari or Jaguar Switching four lanes To the top down Screaming out money ain't a thing Bubble hard in the double law Flashing the frames Yo, I'm telling you, we old, yo We old This shit don't slap like that to these kids
Starting point is 01:01:33 And Pastor Kavasi ain't do it To the kids? Yeah, they just performed it I mean, that song has been active and relevant for them I'm saying, I'm not debating this with y'all Because I'm with y'all But, yeah, that song has been performed at mad award shows mad festivals they all come out as a big performance it ended the award show one
Starting point is 01:01:51 year like in a in a live setting Pesca Vassie a product goes up a little bit hard that's what I'm up yeah okay I get it well versus a live set yes I'm saying you play with me. I was doing this. Oh, go ahead. That's what I was doing. That's my shit right there. That's what I was doing now. Now you.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Last night. Don't go to the Dirty Money album. Didn't even get an answer. Nah, chill, bro. That's not coming on. Chill, bro. That shit was crazy. Last night is definitely coming on.
Starting point is 01:02:23 That's not coming on. This is 100% coming on. That's not coming on. 100% coming on. On the R&B set? Never. No. Last night is definitely coming on. That's not coming on. This is 100% coming on. That's not coming on. 100% coming on. On the R&B set? Never. It's 100% coming on.
Starting point is 01:02:30 I bet you are crazy. I bet y'all any amount of money in the world. Y'all couldn't be any more wrong about that record. That's coming on. I'm taking that back. It's one of Puff's biggest records. I'm taking that back. It's one of his biggest records.
Starting point is 01:02:39 You say no? Yeah. Oh. He's never not did this record. Never. Okay. And then Nicole joined on that album. It's crazy. What did Nicole join? Nicole Ray? I don't know how to pronounce her name.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Nicole Ray. No, no, he's talking about white Nicole. Oh. Swearing chair or some shit. He's talking about white Nicole. Scherzinger. He don't even know Nicole. He's talking about Nicole Scherzinger. Who don't know Nicole?
Starting point is 01:03:02 Scherzinger. Scherzing, Scherzing, Scherzingringer. know Nicole here come on the cold sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure bringer I don't think that one's better coming but Atlanta niggas September man yeah been hearing y'all talk about future too long, man. Enough is enough. And the ludicrous in the world to get that catalog. Yeah. Sorry. 3K ain't walking through that door.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Ice, you get on your 30-year-old shit. 3K ain't walking through that door. What's your future face? 3K ain't got shit to do with this. Goody Mob, we don't care. It's up with Atlanta, nigga. Who you riding with? Don't start.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Yeah, you sounding real Atlantic. I'm riding with Atlanta. What the fuck is y'all talking about? Ice can't say that. Then say that. Hey, Ice is riding with don't start yeah you sound really I'm right with Atlanta say that hey I say that with Atlanta yeah we go nice you gonna go on ride on an arm on a hip hop I just said I'm right with Atlanta off you I don't care You know he went to Morehouse Inside nigga He went to Morehouse Inside the house He don't know Where he from He was just in a house Inside the house He was in the Oculus 2
Starting point is 01:04:15 Old man Yeah Crazy Fuck outta here I'm riding with that Alright alright What else is going on What else is going on
Starting point is 01:04:22 We got two albums Dropping this week And it seems like The antics are back. What's dropping? Dirk's Almost Healed is dropping Friday. And Youngboy, who told us he was healed. And Youngboy is dropping a project called Richest Op, also dropping on Friday.
Starting point is 01:04:39 And that's what you call healed? Richest Op? You're going to have to walk that back. Walk what back? Walk it back. Dirk's album is Almost Healed. No healed Richest op You're gonna have to Walk that back Walk it back Walk it back Dirk's album is Dirk's album is almost healed No
Starting point is 01:04:48 Richest op It's NBA Youngboy's album It's NBA Youngboy After NBA Youngboy said I will not start beef With anyone I am a changed man I am reformed
Starting point is 01:04:57 Look at the range man I've learned from my old ways All of that press run GQ is snowing out in Texas Or wherever the fuck He was at Bullshit that he said Utah Utah is snowing out in Texas or wherever the fuck he was at. Bullshit that he said. Utah.
Starting point is 01:05:07 It's snowing out here. Oh, my God. He was staring out the window. Get the fuck out of here. I came in here and said, crock of shit. Internet tore me up. You said I could be wrong. Now we're here.
Starting point is 01:05:15 What do you have to say? Biggest op. That's wrong. And I was right. You were right. There we go. Salute. See, unlike a lot of people.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Virgo live for that. Unlike a lot of people. Me and Ish live for that shit, yo. But me and Ish, that's our fuel. No, I know. That's y'all shit. That's our energy.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Y'all need that. When we hear that, we go up. See, I know I'm right when I first say it, so I don't even need y'all to acknowledge it at times. A Virgo's t-shirt should say,
Starting point is 01:05:39 I'm still right and you're still stupid. Like, that's you guys. That's Virgo's. I'm not a Virgo, though. No, I mean, that's Virgo's. No, but mine should say, I'm still right and yours should say, you're still stupid. Like, that's you guys. That's Virgos. I'm not a Virgo, though. No, I mean, that's Virgos. No, but mine should say, I'm still right, and yours should say, you're still stupid.
Starting point is 01:05:50 That's cute. You guys gonna get a couple shirts? What are you talking about? We've been over the bromance stage of our friendship, too, by the way. Actually, I think we're at the animosity stage.
Starting point is 01:06:05 The bromance, the honeymoon is stage. Oh, shit. Yeah. The bromance, the honeymoon is over. It's over with us. But yeah, so, like I said, Dirk announced his album and Youngboy went on
Starting point is 01:06:15 a Twitter rant. Talk about it. Going at Dirk, going at India, going at Ack. He got at my guy, Ack. He did. That's Ack man, though. What'd he say about Ack? That's Ack man, man.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Ack loved that dude. Not nice names, I'm sure. No. Ack responded. And he said it's sad to see the day that my guy NBA Youngboy has resorted to dissing in order to sell records. Damn.
Starting point is 01:06:45 I know it hurt Ack to type that. Damn. I know I heard Ak the type. Yeah, it did. That was his man. Why did he diss Ak? I was gonna say, why did he, what's the provocation? I just told y'all. Provocation. I have an album dropping Friday.
Starting point is 01:06:56 That's it? Did Ak do anything? Did Ak sing? That's what I mean. Ak said on YouTube that that piece was squashed and it wasn't squashed. He told Ak, nigga, I'll kill you. Yeah, mind your little fat business. That's what he told me.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Get out of here, nigga. You fat ass. He said, your mouth is going to be the reason. And I kept reading to see the rest of the sentence. And that was the end of the sentence. Your mouth is going to be the reason, which left me to infer. And I did
Starting point is 01:07:25 Who you projecting to sell more Albums Ice I don't know Dirk don't have a single This is a surprise drop Dirk I don't know And Dirk
Starting point is 01:07:39 You got Dirk selling more Y'all didn't come tell me I was right about them Jack Holland numbers either You said 30 grand And he did 36 Oh gee you right You right
Starting point is 01:07:51 Thanks Fueling up Audience they're about to unlock the Joe Button special move I said the NBA Jam he's heating up Hey He's on fire He's on fire I got Dirk selling more than Youngboy Based off absolutely nothing
Starting point is 01:08:13 I don't have a stat Metric I'm not in the street to know I ain't talk to the young boys to know I'm going off nothing but my old ass brain and eyes. Dirk. Now, that's unless young boy label want to get froggy. Unless they pull a last minute.
Starting point is 01:08:33 Labels are known to pull that last minute move. If young boy audience can get that album close to where they think Dirk is, I expect one of the labels to jump in. Hit the little button there. Hit the button. Oh, he sold 200 copies more than Dirk is, I expect one of the labels to jump in. Hit the little button there. Hit the button. Oh, he sold 200 copies more than Dirk did. Oh, unbelievable. That's the button when that happened.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Yeah, I expect that to happen. So we'll see. And none of this matters. It don't even matter. It only matters to them. I know I got some nerve. I talk about logic. It don't matter, but it's fine. Yeah, they're the only ones I mean, you know, they want to be. They both said mean things to each other.
Starting point is 01:09:08 That shit the young boy said, I will not repeat, but it was very mean. About how he get. No, you don't need to repeat it either. I'm just asking. I'm just asking you. Yeah, that. That was the one thing. This can't be mistaken for any other sentence.
Starting point is 01:09:20 That one sentence he said, you know the one. That was mean. You shouldn't say that about me. Anyone know if Dierks responded to that thing? Dierks said, I ain't seen nothing. I don't know nothing that none of y'all are talking about. So it doesn't justify a response? No.
Starting point is 01:09:37 When I respond, you still won't know that I responded. Got it. There you go. Dierks said he only do numbers on YouTube. Young boy. That got a chuckle out of me. I thought it was funny. What did the last project do?
Starting point is 01:09:54 You can't ask me. I don't think the niggas be doing bad. Young boy be doing like 75, 65. No, that's great. I think that's great. But if you're talking from a major label standpoint. I'm talking from a major label standpoint. I'm talking from a major label standpoint and you're dropping every. Month, month and a half.
Starting point is 01:10:13 And you can give me the numbers. I'll take that. I think that Dirk's album will be better. Oh, no, that's a different conversation here. I'm a bigger fan of Dirk's music than I am of Youngboy but I don't think my little young nieces and nephews feel the same.
Starting point is 01:10:31 I think they ride with Youngboy. That's me admitting I'm too old for this whatever's happening. I don't know what's happening. I'm not all the way invested. I will be running to Dirk's album first
Starting point is 01:10:41 but I'm going to listen to both. I heard Dirk has some heavy hitters on the album. That would help. So we'll see. We'll see. I don't have any other. This is a real quiet drop for him.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Dirk Yo. He got him. He got him? He got him. We'll report back Friday. I don't understand the quiet drop right after the loud drop if you're still on the label. I don't understand that.
Starting point is 01:11:12 I don't get it. I don't. Unless. No. I was thinking maybe it'd be one of those situations. Yeah. Like one of those situations where you might be like last album or album before the last. The label don't want to spend nothing on your project now.
Starting point is 01:11:32 And they're preventing you from, you know, or, hey, we're not going to do this. All right, well, fine, I'll do it myself. We're not going to support it. We're not going to do any, put nothing behind it. All right, cool, i'll do it myself that's the only way it can make sense to me because some of these artists are making a lot of noise with the project and then come back with another one and you didn't even know it was
Starting point is 01:11:55 dropping you tell me today that your album drops friday or what other albums are dropping friday uh y'all talk i'm not sure i't know. We don't even know no more. It's fine. No, we don't. Now, shit, some shit could be announced tonight. Yo, my album is dropping Friday, too. That's how they doing now. I'm not laughing at this because I'm not laughing at this.
Starting point is 01:12:17 But do y'all want to discuss this Freddie Gibbs shit? That is just a funny nickname. Freddie Gibbs is, I fuck with Freddie Gibbs. I don't have no problem. I'm not instigating this. Fred, I love you. You stood me up.
Starting point is 01:12:31 We're supposed to go eat. But that is a funny, fan-generated nickname over the story of this. It is. What is the nickname? Freddie Gibbs. Freddie Gibbs. Because his baby,
Starting point is 01:12:43 his new baby mom said that she got a picture of him in the phone with his ass spread or in the air. Stop taking the pictures. I told y'all last time. Stop taking the pictures. I mean, you did tell us. You did.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Stop doing that. Men not supposed to do that. No disrespect. They're not. With all disrespect. I'm sorry. Don't edit it out, Neva. Stop.
Starting point is 01:13:04 It's going to be used against you. You got nicknames, Spready Gibbs. Come on. Gibbs to spread, like, come on. I don't know if Freddy Gibbs is into the whole self-deprecating thing, but God damn, that's funny. It's one of the funniest ones. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:13:21 Who was the recipient of the picture? His new baby. Nobody. The picture ain't out. Who was the recipient of the picture? Nobody. The picture ain't out. So wait, he took a picture spreading his ass cheeks just to have it in his phone? No, he said it to her apparently. Here you go about to Canada us out. Or he can't take the picture of his own. You can put it on a timer.
Starting point is 01:13:44 You can put it on a tripod and a timer. Let's just move on. It's fine. Yo, if you niggas out there, never mind. Stop. Maybe you had a selfie stick. Yo, stop. What's wrong with you? Stop it, man.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Fuck. Damn, yo. I'm not laughing. I'm not either. That's my guy. I'm sorry. This is my guy. Mine too.
Starting point is 01:14:02 And my phone will ring. Oh, sorry. And it's my guy. I'm sorry. That's my guy. Mine too. And my phone will ring. Oh, sorry. And it's just, for me, and I'm not going serious, I'm serious out here, but that's like a revenge porn threat. It is. Yes. Niggas got to stop. Y'all got to stop.
Starting point is 01:14:21 Who y'all? Y'all. You, y'all. You, Park, Selfie Stick. Y'all. Y'all can to stop. Who y'all? Y'all. You, y'all. You, Park, selfie stick. Y'all. Y'all can't do that. You can't threaten me with revenge porn if my ass is up in your phone. You can't do that.
Starting point is 01:14:33 You can't do that. And let me tell you something. That story, that's my guy, so I tried to not get all the way into it. But that story is a lot going on, a lot of moving parts. A lot. There is. Do niggas be that open, though? Like, pussy that good?
Starting point is 01:14:46 Pause. No, I'm just saying, you be, no, no, no, not open like that. But the pussy that good that you're going to spread your ass cheeks and have her take a picture of it or do it for her? It is when it starts sounding like the car wash. Oh, shit. When that shit start going.
Starting point is 01:14:59 I don't care. Let's talk about Ish. We're not doing that. Ish, come on. You good, my nigga. What are y'all saying? I don't care Let's talk about it We not doing that Come on Come on You good What are y'all saying Yeah
Starting point is 01:15:09 What are y'all saying For the people that are listening I was about to say Nigga It ain't that much car wash In the world At all At all
Starting point is 01:15:17 It ain't no macaroni and cheese It ain't no Talk about it Motherfucking tuna salad It ain't nothing That's gonna make me Sit in front of no camera And let no girl
Starting point is 01:15:24 Take a picture of my asshole. Yeah, big ish. All right, you're not having the real conversation. What are you talking about? That is real. You got to stop trying to...
Starting point is 01:15:31 All right, that's cool, but my conversation is not based on would you tote your ass up in the end. That's not... So what's the conversation about, Jeff?
Starting point is 01:15:39 Because it's a funny thing to make note of here, but what I get from the story that they told is one that I think many men could relate to girl gets pregnant goes to the guy guy is like now may not be the best time for that for me and what I'm trying to do with my life in my career or you like you want to do this with me girl says
Starting point is 01:16:04 alright let me go see what I can do because she still loves the nigga, or like the dude. Girl goes, doctor says, whatever you thought you was, whatever WebMD said is not where you at. You a little further along. It's the same story that the Chris Sean Rock girl just finished telling. Like, this is a common story where women say,
Starting point is 01:16:23 but then I saw the little fetus and I saw that baby moving and then I just tried my is you wanna go to the store some man cuz I know this should be triggering you did you not see the text message before where he was saying that he wanted to have a baby he wanted to have a baby with her you saw that I read the whole story that's how those that's how those texts so niggas be open and doing it no niggas are lying you want it initially No niggas be lying You want to be compassionate To your pregnant partner
Starting point is 01:16:47 And say Yo nah This is the life I always wanted You really setting it up For the week Two week Three week let down of
Starting point is 01:16:55 What we really about to do So the plan is To build you up Just to take you down I mean via text You're not That's not I think that's too serious
Starting point is 01:17:03 Of a conversation To have via text True So what do you Nothing about my response Should be text If I'm feeling like I mean via text You're not That's not I think that's too serious Of a conversation To have via text True So what do you Nothing about my response Should be text If I'm feeling like I'm not ready for this
Starting point is 01:17:10 I agree You can't text that And it come off right I agree True And you can't ignore her And that come off right So you say something
Starting point is 01:17:18 That's even keel You say something Like I can't wait to have the baby That's not even keel That's not even keel At all That is nowhere near even I read that whole shit I can't wait to have the baby. That's not even Kiel. That's not even Kiel at all.
Starting point is 01:17:26 That is nowhere near even. I read that whole shit. He said, I can't wait. He called, he named his son Penny. I can't wait till little Penny come. I read that whole shit. Like, oh, look at this. I hate when niggas, don't do that. Niggas lie to women all the time.
Starting point is 01:17:37 We say shit that we do not mean at all to women. So cool. I'm not talking about him. I'm no longer talking about him. That's the problem. That's the problem, nigga. We're not talking about him. When you start lying and a girl internalizes your lie, then is she wrong?
Starting point is 01:17:49 Right. No. For acting on something that you told her? No, nigga. And this isn't even just a little tiny lie. This is about sharing a child. I mean, we do. I'm being phony.
Starting point is 01:18:00 We do lie. I don't know what type of podcast cap y'all sitting here doing. But I'm going to let y'all talk. No, no, no, no. We do lie I don't know what Type of podcast Cap y'all sitting here doing But I'm gonna let y'all talk No no no We do lie But at some point When you get a certain age Those lies don't fly
Starting point is 01:18:11 Or Or We live in such an ideal world Or The dude Wants the baby with Shorty Okay Like is excited
Starting point is 01:18:20 And is naturally texting those things And then he go talk to his favorite aunts And his uncles And his mom and his dad and he talk to some other people and they start slapping some sense into the nigga
Starting point is 01:18:29 about the girl. Yo, I seen the girl just fucking outside the shark bar two weeks ago. You really want to have a baby with this girl? That happens and then the dude
Starting point is 01:18:36 could change his mind. That's true. Dudes have rights in this fucking process. I was laughing the other morning. I used to be laughing myself. How my cousin handled having his baby
Starting point is 01:18:47 and how I handled having my baby couldn't be more polar opposite. He handled that shit like a scientist. Whatever doctor shit he needed to know, life roots, your pad, your cousin, what your family did in the 60s, 50s, he knew it. When Sin called me, I was doing a podcast.
Starting point is 01:19:06 Yo, I'm pregnant. What you want to do? That was it. Are you ready? You ready? I had a baby. I'll just go. You want one? I'm ready for one. That was it. Every male ain't so experienced. First of all, males
Starting point is 01:19:23 don't even know how to communicate. But he got four kids. That is the truth. And you can't speak to the standing of his. That don't have nothing to do with nothing. That don't have nothing to do with nothing.
Starting point is 01:19:31 I'm just saying that you say every male what? He said males don't know how to communicate. I disagree with that too. I'm not, I'm just. Oh, please. We don't know
Starting point is 01:19:40 how to communicate. You don't got nothing to say off the rip. But we can't pick and choose when we gonna be adults about adult shit. Fucking right. We can't pick and choose when we're going to be adults about adult shit. Fucking right. We can't pick and choose like now, oh, we're just joking and I'm leading you on or I decided not to. Nigga, you said it.
Starting point is 01:19:52 You got to stand in it. Because at the end of the day, it's her decision. It's not back in the days we ****. Yep. Or get them ****. That's true. No disrespect. Let's find a time mark there.
Starting point is 01:20:02 But it's not back in the days. It happened. I know. Come on man I'm not going to lie To people I'm not going to lie To people
Starting point is 01:20:08 This is my thing And I feel even funny Talking about homeboys business What I'm saying is this If you text a girl Yo I couldn't be happier Let's have a kid She's going to internalize that
Starting point is 01:20:18 It's the same thing As when we tell girls Yo I love you They internalize that So now if you was just gaming And you don't love the girl And you told her I love you they internalize that so now if you was just gaming and you don't love the girl and you told her I love you and you led her on and now she starts to um move like that's what you said yeah my nigga we gotta stand in that too I've lied to a million girls I'm not sitting here
Starting point is 01:20:37 playing the high road I'm saying but when you lie to it's like you tell a girl right let's say hypothetically you got a girlfriend you tell a girl you right? Let's say hypothetically, you got a girlfriend. You tell a girl, you don't got a girlfriend. And she see you holding hands in the mall after she sucked your dick last night. She's coming up. She's going to turn up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:54 Right? But if I told you, yo, I got a girl. This is what it is. I'm in a relationship with my girl. It's a serious relationship. I'm not leaving my girl. If we fucking,
Starting point is 01:21:02 we fucking on the side and you taking that position, she don't have a right to come up to you is my opinion. And she know if she come up, whatever happens after that, no. She do? I'm not saying that she won't. Y'all want it in reality. Sucker for love type shit.
Starting point is 01:21:17 No, that's reality. If I tell you that I got a wife and you try to come up to me in the mall, nigga, shit gonna be like Avalon in 03, nigga. There's shit gonna be an earthquake in there. You know, you saw, don't approach me. At some point he told the girl that he didn't want a child with her. Gotcha. He has a right to change his mind.
Starting point is 01:21:34 He has a right to change his mind. No, he said it to her like that happened. He said, what you gonna do? When she said she was pregnant, before that it was, let's have the baby and all, I can't wait. Then he said, what you gonna do? I didn't see that part. Okay, but there's a time factor here where I'm not sure what the space of time is where he said, yes, I do want the kid. And then he tells her he didn't. How far along was she?
Starting point is 01:21:56 And that's the part that we can't do it now because I'm going to come off as insensitive. I got you. But at a later point, that's the part that I want to put under investigation. Let me believe that part. Because let's just say that she's just like, all right, you don't want this? Fine, I'm not going to do this by myself, and I'm going to get the procedure done. But there's a cutoff in which you can get the procedure done. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:22:17 So that's a really important part of the story. Here's the thing, though. Like, I'm going to put my cape on for him. Like, she said after they got jumped, things change. Rightfully so. Right? You got attacked, embarrassed, whatever happened. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:22:32 She said that, like, things change. So I kind of understand, like, he's probably not in the head space anymore. Nigga ain't jumping me, my girl. He's probably not in that space anymore. So things can change. Oh, she was with him when he got jumped? Yeah. She was with him. She punched him in the face. She was fighting, too Oh, she was with him when he got drunk? Yeah. She was with him.
Starting point is 01:22:45 She punched him in the face. She was fighting too. She was in the fight. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-mm. A lot of shit might have changed and then...
Starting point is 01:22:53 What are you... Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead. Sorry, no, and then they said that, you know, the way she was talking about the fight, you know,
Starting point is 01:22:58 when it happened, how she was talking about it, he could have got... There's a lot of things that could have played until he didn't want to have the baby with this woman anymore.
Starting point is 01:23:03 You know what I'm saying? There's a lot of things that she may have to take account of. Pick a side of the fence and stay there. With me? Yeah, fuck out of here. Don't come to me right now. I'm not on your side. I just remember that she got jumped.
Starting point is 01:23:12 I just remember. I'd be so ready to go in because cop on my man, so that's why. But. Ish, what do you think of what Melissa had to say? This nigga, boy. You, boy. This nigga is a monster.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Yeah, go ahead ahead Walk the plank I don't think it's a plank I think that Often times Oh man He be so frustrated He took this job Look
Starting point is 01:23:36 Cause he know what he doing Look he know what he doing I think when the time factor Comes into play Right I think sometimes People use that To their advantage
Starting point is 01:23:44 I think that You could that to their advantage. I think that you could have been pregnant for two months, three months, and they ain't say nothing. So you ran out the clock. And that's where your nutty brain was going.
Starting point is 01:23:57 That's why you're sitting here looking. That's why you're sitting here piercing my soul with your eyes. I'm trying to find my man. Just over there in the corner dribbling it out.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Yeah, he over there like, yo, now I'm going to pass it to you at the 23rd and a half second to shoot the ball. Because I'm not going to do a gender war. Me neither. I don't want to do that.
Starting point is 01:24:13 That's why I said I didn't want to do that. But Melissa says a lot of gender war-ish type shit. So why you ain't go to war, nigga? Pull your gun out. Don't come over here to me. The doctor said 10 to 12 weeks. Depending on what state you're in.
Starting point is 01:24:26 Yeah. Especially today. Yeah, that's true. Give me more. Tell me more. Certain states have a longer time. Exactly. Oh, well, I'm talking about minimum.
Starting point is 01:24:32 I'm just on minimum. Yeah, certain states. No, certain states of the four months. You can do six. Six? Oh. Certain states is six. Certain states is four.
Starting point is 01:24:40 It depends on the state. Well, up here, I can only speak for here. They say 10, I don't know what you're talking about, 10 to 12 weeks that you're too far along, we going. All right,
Starting point is 01:24:50 and we can get all that shit out of here. We looked it up. Jersey is what, 14 weeks? 14 weeks. And New York is 24 weeks. Even longer.
Starting point is 01:24:59 Which strengthens our point, Melissa. A lot of women, in our experience, and I've had this talk to like ma you didn't know did you miss your period last month why it was a long late but I just figured that that's when it's always I just figured that next month or it was spotty and I didn't that's when that comes out but that means that you missed one two and I'm this is saying this is uh sans the women that get pregnant
Starting point is 01:25:26 while still experiencing period it's some women i'm not talking about that but for the for the rest average or the most common situation you missed one two or not even missed but something was funny for three cycles and now you're having this pregnancy conversation with me right that looks away it looks away I could see that intentional correct yes I could see that
Starting point is 01:25:49 and then you know a guy you emotions be high you be sitting on a fence you evaluate in your life you evaluate in a long term relationship
Starting point is 01:25:59 which when you get pregnant or you have a child it is a very long term relationship it's not 18 years. It's 30, 40 years with this particular individual. And so now you kind of evaluate that. So before you make a decision, you're like,
Starting point is 01:26:14 now while you thinking and pondering it over for a week, she done missed the cutoff time. You pondering it over for 10 days, she missed the cutoff time. Some niggas stick their heart out. You pondering it over for 10 days, she missed the cutoff time. Some niggas stick their heart out. And a lot of times when we communicate that we don't want the baby, that girl goes to disappear for a few months. And now you're just sitting there with your balls clenched between your fucking thighs.
Starting point is 01:26:39 She do. She's gone. Well, you don't know what you're going to do. And even this young lady, off of him, she said, hey, he told me that. I cut his phone off. I'm reading that shit like, wait, that's backward. Yes, you need a new ring. You got to get a new ring.
Starting point is 01:26:56 Come on, that's very Fred Flintstone. You sound like the T-Mobile, the old T-Mobile commercial. They updated the ring since then. That's Flintstone. That is the T-Mobile ring. Fix it-Mobile commercial. They updated the ring since then. It's Flintstone. That is the T-Mobile ring. Fix it, though. Pardon me. Change it.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Y'all can't do, like, customized rings? Yeah, I could. This nigga's crazy. It's old school, right? Where you at? The whole city behind us. You might as well just... You might as well have a chirp.
Starting point is 01:27:21 Stupid, man. Yo, randomly, I just think about the chirp times. You just be somewhere, and a nigga at your phone chirp, and somebody start talking. Yo, where the fuck you at, nigga? Wait, what? No, no, that's just. Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:27:34 Fuck them times. I'm in the stupid. Nigga, you chirping back out loud now. Nah, ain't nothing. Just with these hoes. Just getting it poppin'. You have one of them? Yes.
Starting point is 01:27:46 I had one. I was cool-ish. I had a church. You never had one? You didn't have one-ish? No, he had a Blackberry. That guy had a girlfriend. He was running around saying, Blackberry is the most liable phone.
Starting point is 01:27:55 90% of Blackberry send an email every time you want to send one. I had a girlfriend. This shit was the waves, huh? I know. And you got waved, I. You did. Nobody used the call service. No one. I know. It was all church. All did nobody use the call service. No one no no sure
Starting point is 01:28:09 Shorty hit you with you when you got 130 when you with your girl with the other voice. Hey, that's your fault She is well, they sure Okay, not a change. Oh, they're gonna turn that speaker off. It was all right then which was the latest when you had a 60 But another I'm too cool to know what the numbers what I had the burgundy one had, the 860? Or the 930? Dog, I'm too cool to know what the numbers were. I had the burgundy one. Yeah, the burgundy one. The one that little purple looking. The one in the commercial. The one that they wanted.
Starting point is 01:28:32 You had the old one. The one Ludacris had. That was the old one. That was the first one, 730. I don't know. What did the 830 look like? It was one that was a slim one. The 860.
Starting point is 01:28:43 Oh, no. Ew! Ew! I was fired Ew You crazy I was fired Ew nigga we moved on To the sidekick by then
Starting point is 01:28:51 What the fuck is you talking about Nigga I had a T-Mobile deal So I know that Ew A slim chirp That's corny The slim chirp was fire Web would have never used that
Starting point is 01:29:00 Show me a picture You let Yo you let I wasn't I can't believe you let I wasn't being in no spot I can't Hey I can't believe you let. I wasn't being in no spot. I can't. Hey.
Starting point is 01:29:06 I can't believe you let Webb down. How? You still outside? Why she want none of you outside still? It's 1.30 in the morning. Round of applause for Robert De Niro. Let me see that little. That shit was fire.
Starting point is 01:29:21 I had this one too. Take it back, you phony ass nigga. I had this one. Take it back. I had this one, but you described back, you phony ass nigga. I had this one. Take it back. I had this one, but you described it wrong. It's the one with the digital screen. I had both of them.
Starting point is 01:29:31 This nigga here, yo. I did. That's when they robbed us, by the way. They robbed us with that one. Robert De Niro, round of applause. Expecting a baby. At 79 years old. I think he had a baby.
Starting point is 01:29:44 Oh, had a baby? Had a baby. At 79 years old. I think he had a baby. Oh, had a baby? Had a baby. At 79 years old. Congratulations either way. Either way. A blessing any time a beautiful baby is born, comes into the world. How old is the baby mom, though?
Starting point is 01:29:58 Let me see if I can find it. 44. I thought he was married to a black woman. He was. Grace Hightower. But they got a divorce. Oh, shit. What happened? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:30:07 What? Excuse me? What? And that was Melissa, everyone. Shut up. Shit. You got an age? I can't find an age.
Starting point is 01:30:20 Yeah, they don't got an age. Some little tender on you. I bet she ain't 68. I bet she ain't. I bet she ain't 52. All right. Well, shout out to Robert De Niro. I bet you he ain't say no, get rid of that. And yo, 79, you still out here laying them down. That's nice. My granddad was laying them down at 79.
Starting point is 01:30:39 Okay, so her name is Tiffany Chen. Ah, la la la, Chen. I wonder if I'm going to be 80 years old, busting up the club. If y'all can't find her age, then it was concealed from me. She doesn't look super young, though. Like, she doesn't look like 25 or anything like that.
Starting point is 01:30:59 How old does she look? Can I see? I would say she looks about 35, 36-ish. That's super young when you're 80. No, listen, I get... Listen, Al Pacino's dating a fucking 29-year-old. He's 82.
Starting point is 01:31:17 So, she ain't that. You said she don't look super young and went up 10 years from 25. Hey, yo, dog. Al Pacino and Robert De Niro out here. She looks super young to be with an 80-year-old man. It's okay, baby. What else is going on? What else?
Starting point is 01:31:37 What else? What else? What else? What else? Would y'all want to be that? What? Damn, never mind. 80 and having kids?
Starting point is 01:31:43 Yes. 80 and putting my penis in a 35-year-old? I said 80 and having kids. So at 80, would you put your penis in an 80-year-old? No. I'm with Rob. Can you fix the mic, please? I'm with Rob.
Starting point is 01:31:57 I'm with Al, too. Okay. What I'm saying is, no, when you up, up, and they rich, rich, it's not the same exact struggle as having a kid when you 40. Got you. You know what I'm saying? Or when you ain't got no money. The last dinner will get treated the worst.
Starting point is 01:32:12 The who? The last dinner will get treated the worst. That little baby ain't going to get treated nice. By who? By the older kids. When they get older, they're going to be crazy. That should be real with that issue. It'd be real.
Starting point is 01:32:23 I think they said his oldest kid is like 50. That's crazy. With a newborn as a brother, a sister. Come on, dog. Talk that shit, Rob. Come on, dog. The young one. Talk that shit, Rob.
Starting point is 01:32:34 Y'all niggas is crazy. What decision that the baby going to make when he get older? Congratulations to Rob. Thank you, Rob. Congratulations. Thank you very much. We love you. Shout out to Rob.
Starting point is 01:32:43 She's a Tai Chi instructor. Melissa Ford, put your phone down. Please. Thank you very much. We love you. Shout out to Rob. She's a Tai Chi instructor. Melissa Ford, put your phone down. Please. Thank you. We appreciate it. What else? What else?
Starting point is 01:32:51 What else? What else? What else? Jonathan Majors hit with another one. Another one bites the dust. Yeah, so Jonathan Majors, he virtually appeared in court.
Starting point is 01:33:00 His court date was May 8th and that's when the judge hit him with another DV charge and also told him that there was a protective order that he needed to adhere to. So, this new charge carries one year
Starting point is 01:33:15 in jail. Question, the new charge is a different person? No. Or they just added a charge to the same case? They added a new charge to the same case. That's different. Okay. Alright, so that's drastically different. It is.
Starting point is 01:33:29 Yeah. Yeah. Not to me. No, because I thought it was a whole different female. No. Spells the same thing to me. JM. Bye, bye, bye.
Starting point is 01:33:42 Bye, bye. Bye,bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. I'm fouling this tonight. Oh, shit. His next court case is scheduled for June 13th, and the judge told him that if you do not appear in person, I'm issuing a warrant for your arrest. Bye, bye, bye. It's in New York.
Starting point is 01:34:15 He pissed somebody off, though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He ain't pay his initiation fee or something. He ain't do something. Something happened. Something happened. I'm telling you, something happened.
Starting point is 01:34:25 Is it a fall from grace? Or is he still falling? I'm just saying. He looks like he's still falling. Okay. I guess the Creed story is going to focus on the daughter sooner than they thought. The daughter will be boxing.
Starting point is 01:34:40 She will definitely be boxing. They bring it back still on. Yeah, I'm going to say bring Sly right back in. They bring Sly right back. Yeah. Sly probably set that whole shit up. Creed, the new Creed going to start. He's going to start with that.
Starting point is 01:34:48 25 years in the future. 14 years. The year is 2057. Nah, what they did was they said, OK, Marvel, so y'all not going to replace him, right? Watch this. We're going to add to it. He's going to keep putting pressure on. They're trying to get him out of here.
Starting point is 01:35:05 And once all other companies and shit started pulling away, okay, we got him. Oh, the big one's still standing? We'll add a little bit more to it then. Marvel might chill for two years and see how it flows. Nigga, you can't chill for two years. You can't. Good luck to that gentleman, man.
Starting point is 01:35:24 Yeah, good luck to him. You can't chill Good luck to that gentleman, man. Yeah, good luck to him. Can't chill. Especially now, two years, especially with the strike going on. Good luck to him unless he did that shit. Free you in advance. Good luck if you're innocent. I'm using that. My new shit.
Starting point is 01:35:40 Yeah, I'm using that. That's good, that's good. Yeah, that's good, because now you get the, you know. Yeah, it buys you some one. That's good, that's good. Yeah, that's good, because now you get the, you know. Yeah, it buys you some time. It's best to move forward. Yo, and a totally unrelated story that has nothing to do with nothing. I think about my pinky is broke.
Starting point is 01:35:55 Like, all of us that hold this fucking stupid iPhone like this, like this, with this weight laying on your fucking pinky every day. That's dangerous, yo. I think we need to find a new way to hold this iPhone. Hey, Joe, you got the ring on the back of your phone.
Starting point is 01:36:11 I'm also a man. Why do you have the ring on your phone? Because I like this case. Oh, you thought I got this ring. I was just wondering. Nah, you trying to play me. I will. So you're going to take selfies.
Starting point is 01:36:21 Huh? I will hope you don't. You thought I did this? Ice, you thought that I did this with my phone? I was wondering why you had the ring on your phone. Have you ever seen me do this with my phone? Dogs, I wasn't judging you. Any man out there with the ring on the back of their phone,
Starting point is 01:36:33 you can't use the ring part. I would have cut that off. That's why I'm like, he got the ring. That shit fire, though. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not fire. I'm not going to use it, but it's fire.
Starting point is 01:36:43 Men shouldn't use that. But they should take pictures of their ass and send it. With that little ring, you'd probably get it off. Don't use the platform to diss people because you have friends. Because you friends with people that have a beef with them. Because I am cool with Freddie. So now you are putting me in a spot because you are repping for Jim. And if you're going to do that,
Starting point is 01:37:06 then I'm going to start talking about how your man didn't even let the teeth settle in his fucking mouth yet before he started getting crazy. So, what do you want to do? We can do whatever
Starting point is 01:37:15 you want to do. You're talking to me. Drink, drink. I'm not the one to talk to like that. Whatever you want to do, we can do. Let me put this down.
Starting point is 01:37:24 Because you didn't call me all weekend and say that. What do you mean I didn't call you all weekend? I did call you this weekend. No, that weekend. That's not what you said. It wasn't whatever you want to do, you can do. Sure. Humble up.
Starting point is 01:37:35 No, I'm not humbling up, nigga. Don't talk to me like that. Don't talk to me like that. That's your man. But no, you know what? I'm going to chill because, you know, psych? Nigga, no. But if you ask me know what? I'm going to chill because, you know, psych? Nigga, no. But if you ask me to chill,
Starting point is 01:37:47 I'm going to chill. But if you challenge me, I'm going to go. I don't want to challenge you. So ask me to chill on camera. Ask me to chill. Put your ego aside and ask me to chill.
Starting point is 01:38:00 Now, no. Now, no. Can I get my bread? Now, no. What bread? You're supposed to pay me on Monday and you didn't pay me at all. That's why I shouldn't have paid you all that $1,000. now no now no can I get my bread now no what bread you was supposed to pay me on Monday you didn't pay me at all
Starting point is 01:38:07 that's why I shouldn't have paid y'all that thousand dollars cause he think I owe him a thousand dollars now I have nothing to do with that my shit was viral no not just that you could have paid me my money
Starting point is 01:38:15 and nobody would know anything about it yeah where you get them air forces with the peach here you go changing the subject y'all pay attention y'all said it
Starting point is 01:38:22 look they said the way Joe navigates out of pain flip is fire no and some of them out there do He's going to change the subject. Y'all pay attention. Y'all said it. Look, they said the way Joe navigates out of paying flip is fire. No. And some of them out there do think I need to change the subject to avoid paying flip $1,000.
Starting point is 01:38:32 I know there's some people watching that believe that. You promised me Monday, bro. I got you, bro. Not right now. You did all that to them? No, because that means you're showing favoritism.
Starting point is 01:38:40 Focused on the show right now. I didn't do theirs on the show. I can't do yours. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I waited. I said I was theirs on the show. I can't do yours. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. I waited. I said I was going to do it.
Starting point is 01:38:47 The audience don't care. Anyway, Tory Lanez. It should be news in right now because today we were supposed to find out if he was going to be granted a new trial. Didn't sound too promising from the tweet's eye, right? Didn't sound promising at all. Kicking people out the courtroom and all types of shit, right? From what I read, yes, it sounded like
Starting point is 01:39:06 the judge didn't got, it sounded like they ain't got time for none of this shit that they on. They made them on up. They're standing by their decision.
Starting point is 01:39:13 Well, they just don't want the media circus that came along with the last shit. They invited the media circus. The court? Yes, they invited that media circus.
Starting point is 01:39:20 That's LA. This is going to be a media circus. Yeah. But that was one of the points I saw Tory's new defense bring up. It's like, dog, I'm reading the case. They referred to him the whole time as Torrey Lanes.
Starting point is 01:39:32 Yeah, I saw that too. Why would you be talking to this guy as Torrey Lanes and he's Daystar or whatever his name is? You didn't help to humanize him. That's true. And you're just feeding into the mess because Daystar won't get the attention. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:39:52 I also read something about the new defense. The new defense wouldn't have bothered to bring up the love triangle that the old lawyer brought up with the whole kelsey and may said it didn't connect in the courtroom and it helped to feed into the misogynistic rapper stereotypes that they were already painting about but the defense brought that brought the love triangle up because they were trying to say that it was um that makes sense to us it makes sense in in my barbershops and That Kelsey was the one that shot her. That was why the defense
Starting point is 01:40:25 brought it up. Yeah, but if you never say, if you never get to, yo, Kelsey is the person that shot this girl. This is how she did that. You never do none of that? No, you don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. In the article that I read, it said that they were doing a masterful job of leaving the reasonable doubt open
Starting point is 01:40:41 that potentially Kelsey shot her. You don't want to say, yo, she shot her. You want to leave it open to say maybe she did. I couldn't disagree more. Hold on, let me finish. Maybe she did, maybe she didn't. They said where they fucked up is
Starting point is 01:40:52 when the lawyer, the defense attorney, mentioned the interview. Now you're opening it back up. And when they mentioned the interview, because the judge had already made the interview be inadmissible. When the defense attorney mentioned the interview, now that allowed the prosecution to bring the interview into
Starting point is 01:41:12 testimony. And that was one of the big things that fucked him up. When they interviewed the girl, Kelsey, for two hours plus, and she was saying all of that shit, the judge had already ruled that inadmissible to the defense attorney mentioned it in court. And when he mentioned it in court, now it's fodder. I mean, now it's go time. But that's what they said. So you definitely want to leave the reasonable doubt. Yes, you definitely want to leave the reasonable doubt open. You don't want to say Kelsey shot her because Kelsey got on the table and gave a testimony that was damn near cool for them.
Starting point is 01:41:40 But Kelsey is also not on trial. I know. So you want to leave the reasonable doubt open. No, I want to say the reasonable doubt open no I want to say she did it no you don't to put her in jail no you don't she already struck a deal with him I know you just want to leave it open that he may have did it because their whole thing is they got to prove it was him beyond the reason yeah all you got to do is just leave a question of maybe somebody else or you can flat out you can flat out say it's that person.
Starting point is 01:42:07 Yeah, I disagree. I don't think they did a masterful job of that, number one. And the jury clearly didn't walk away with that opinion either. They walked away like... No, because the other shit happened where they pulled Kelsey's testimony into the courtroom. That and then that other witness was the two major pieces that fucked him up. But if your story about the Kelsey defense opening up the door with the O interview never comes up, the only eyewitness flipping is what I think would be a major concern. Wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out.
Starting point is 01:42:38 My recollection of the trial was that he was found guilty of possessing the firearm and shooting the firearm recklessly. So who shot her doesn't even matter because that's not what the charge that he's being charged with is. Yeah, but if you can't prove he shot the gun, it's no reckless use of a firearm.
Starting point is 01:42:59 That witness flipped. What you said is why I'm refuting what Ish is saying. They didn't paint a clear picture of he intervened to try to stop a fight over a gun that was going on. That wasn't made clear. And again, we going around in circles. Listen, I don't care. Yeah, I think they did it on purpose.
Starting point is 01:43:19 It's over. I don't think he's getting out. I don't think he's getting out. I don't know how much time he's going to have to do because sentencing hasn't happened yet. So he said to the judge, his plea was, please don't ruin my life. I could be your son. I could be your brother. So he's facing like 20 years.
Starting point is 01:43:34 That, I believe, is the max. Yeah, not about to get to where he's going to get to. No, I mean, I know. Well, no, I actually don't know. I don't know that. I don't know that. You're right. I don't know that.
Starting point is 01:43:46 They offer the deal. You don't take the deal You may have spent all this money You may have Sometimes they like to make An example out of it Do you remember the deal Yeah They was only
Starting point is 01:43:52 They was going to drop Two of the major charges And he could have pleaded out To possession of a gun Or some shit Something light And ended up with what Surf would have took that
Starting point is 01:44:01 Resurf Surf is the Plead God boy You get what I'm saying Like it was some light shit That he could have taken He said no Not just that He ended up with what? Surf would have took that. Resurf. Surf is the plea God, boy. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. It was some light shit that he could have taken. He said, no, not just that. And I think this, damn, this is a black man.
Starting point is 01:44:12 I don't want to. But during his trial. Did you talk yourself out of it? Like during his trial, he didn't humble himself. No, he didn't. Exactly. He didn't humble himself and stay low during the trial. You running around, you smacking people, you doing a whole bunch of, you know, braggadocious shit.
Starting point is 01:44:28 Now that you in this hot water, you want to come and humble yourself and say, please don't take my life away. Should have been acting humble. You should have been doing that shit while you was in trial and took that shit seriously. You didn't. And you was taunting Shorty like,
Starting point is 01:44:40 you should have just chilled the fuck out. If you heard Chick's tape, Chick's 3 yesterday no no no have you heard it though seriously all jokes are I did exactly that's the problem listen Tory when lose a drawer I need you to call vibesibes Cartel people. He has the cleanest jail studio I've ever heard. Facts. Facts. Vibes. I don't know how he do it. None but slaps
Starting point is 01:45:13 coming out that jail. I don't know how he do it. He might be hotter now. Somehow, right? Yeah, you need to get in that Vibes studio. Get chicks taped out. This nigga stupid, yo. We're burning on the golf.
Starting point is 01:45:28 Fuck out of here, nigga. Tiger Wu. Yeah. This nigga stupid. Come on. This nigga Tiger Wu. You don't remember that movie? It's all right, bro.
Starting point is 01:45:42 What movie? Tell me. Shaft. When the nigga Peoples was like, you play golf? Tiger Wool. What year did that come out? Old fight.
Starting point is 01:45:52 2010? 2015? Oh, New Shaft? Yeah, it was the remake. Look at you trying to be funny. You know what I'm saying? Look at you trying to be funny. I ain't watch no New Shaft.
Starting point is 01:46:04 With his son? With his son? Something with his son I ain't watching no New Shaft. With his son? Something with his son? Oh, man. New Shaft. Ew. Y'all are disgusting, sir. Let me see.
Starting point is 01:46:13 Let me see. Finesse two times. This is funny. All right, well. I don't know if this is true or not. What did he do now? Finesse two times. Had a show out in Alabama. And he sent his brother to go perform.
Starting point is 01:46:23 Gave him a little ski mask. People in the audience started taping it. Like, wait, that ain't finessed two times. That is not him. So he finessed? He finessed one time.
Starting point is 01:46:32 Again? He finessed one time. Well, he's already got two. This is the third time, at least. At the very least. How'd he find out? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:42 What do you mean, how'd he find out? He's out looking. He look like him. What do you mean, how they found out? It looked like him. What do you mean, how did they find out? It's people like you that's making artists do stuff like this. How did they find out that wasn't him underneath the mask? He didn't lip sync?
Starting point is 01:46:54 I would hope he looked like him. The vocals was like, nigga, you don't, whenever your voice come on that mic, it don't sound like the song, nowhere near. We know that's not you. Come on out. What are y'all talking about? Y'all don't need to pontificate everything.
Starting point is 01:47:05 That ain't him. You don't get that? The fuck? I hate real podcasters. I hate them. Y'all be serious when it's out of here. How did they come to find out? Nigga, it wasn't him.
Starting point is 01:47:20 That's why. What the fuck are you talking about? We want the proof, nigga. That's it. He pulled the are you talking about? We want the proof, nigga. That's it. Ha! He pulled the mask off. Ha! It's not me. And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Starting point is 01:47:34 Oh, shit. What do you mean? They called him up on the phone, said, yo, dawg, we got to do something about this. And Finesse, he didn't really unconfirm what they were saying. He didn't say nah y'all lying and y'all wrong it was
Starting point is 01:47:47 see what happened was they got flying some shit going on yo I'm telling y'all anybody that does that automatically goes
Starting point is 01:47:55 on my wall of fame MF Doom rest in peace Jeremiah there was someone else who did that somebody else did it too Jeremiah did it too.
Starting point is 01:48:05 Jeremiah did it too? Somebody with a twin I think. Yeah, he did it. Now somebody did it with a twin or some shit. There's one more that we missing. Yeah. I ain't mad at that shit. And finessed two times.
Starting point is 01:48:13 Oh, God. I wanted to do this from years ago. I wanted to do this back in 04, but it was looked at like... Well, it wasn't looked at like anything. Taboo. But in 04, I wanted to send somebody else to the show. Man, go ahead and do Pump It Up real quick. Get this money.
Starting point is 01:48:27 I was mad as shit looking at my brother in the face. You don't look nothing like me. You can't pass, bro. Fuck. Stupid, yo. Anyway, shout out to Finesse. I'm not mad at that shit, bro. I like that idea.
Starting point is 01:48:39 I'm sorry. Except the getting caught part. If you can get it off, get it off. He got him. It's the get it off, get it off. He got him. It's the era of the scammer, man. No, no, no. The era of the scammer passed.
Starting point is 01:48:54 COVID, that was the era of the scammer. I'm talking about the scam. And nobody still ain't talking about their taxes. Era of COVID. I can't wait to watch the doc. I hope they call me to do that doc. Sometimes they call me for things. It ain't going to come out for like 20 years, 25 years. Nah, maybe 15 now.
Starting point is 01:49:09 Nah, 15 now. With the COVID scam doc. Hulu's got one that works right now. Hulu about to put one out soon. They jump right to it. Shit is crazy. Yeah, what they just announced, hey you guys, COVID is no longer a national health crisis.
Starting point is 01:49:22 Nigga, the head of the CDC just retired because they found all these lies. But keep it moving. I don't think that's why he retired. It's a lady. I don't think that's why she retired. I think she cashed out her COVID stock. COVID stock!
Starting point is 01:49:37 Chuck the deuces on you, nigga. Go live it. Let me ask you something. You think nobody has stock in COVID? I think people, absolutely. In COVID? Things related to COVID, yes. No COVID.
Starting point is 01:49:52 Fill me in, bro. Pause. Pause. Look at you, one of you spreading. Spreading it. Spreading it. You're not doing that. It's not even close
Starting point is 01:50:05 Well there's no laughing It's like that But nah they definitely COVID Niggas made the phone calls And came up up Up up Up
Starting point is 01:50:16 Moderna stock was $20 Before that Shit went to $482 a share Before that they came up Yeah Right when shit started going bad Sell sell sell sell sell You should've took your little Spotify money than $82 a share. Before that, they came up. Yeah. Right when shit started going bad. Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell.
Starting point is 01:50:26 You should've took your little Spotify money and just dumped it all in Moderna and we'd've been up, up. Spotify ain't give me my money. That was the problem. That was the problem.
Starting point is 01:50:37 Spotify did not give me that good money. Oh, man. Do we care? I care. Fuck it, I'm not asking y'all shit. Word of word crime.
Starting point is 01:50:56 He killed this too. He was rapping a little bit. He killed this shit. A lot of it. I'm cross-legged in my sanctuary like a Buddhist I'm cross-eyed from this weed I'm smoking that's colored bluish This gun is my son, I'm the father of Draco like Lucius Ugh, make sure there's no confusions I'm a great white, I can eat these barracudas See who I am? You're stupid, it's nice to meet you
Starting point is 01:51:17 I just put this hole in the ground for you like a soccer cleats shoe I see why they call you Jackman You Jackman's whole swag swag get Drake his flow back man I eat rappers like Pac-man must I regurgitate and show you who's in my stomach from the last dance I battle rap no Instagrams are yelling at the cam. Damn. Y'all may be the villain when all along I've been Batman Take that, Jack. Who raps better, MGK or Jack Harlow? MGK.
Starting point is 01:51:49 MGK. MGK. When he's rapping? Yeah. Who makes better songs? Probably Jack. Jack. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:00 It's Jack. Yeah, it's Jack. It's Jack. No, I was just trying to think what was better than Wild Boy, but yeah, it's Jack. Yeah, it's Jack. It's Jack. No, I was just trying to think what was better than Wild Boy, but yeah, it's Jack. It's Jack as of right now. What do we think of this? What you mean? I mean, what do we think of this?
Starting point is 01:52:17 Anybody with some ears see that he smoked that shit. Yeah, but who cares about that? What do you think of it? Yeah, just the fact that he did it. We ain't heard from him since he just eminem, right? I love that though. I like the love up in his man's backyard looking like I just predict the weight bench Yeah with the weird head that was hard. I like that. I Like the fact that I didn't go to the blogs
Starting point is 01:52:36 I didn't go to Instagram and right on the white pit on the on the black page I went to the booth you said you would have what he said. What was the Jack Harlow line the second the booth you said you would have what he said what was the jack harlow line the second greatest yeah after him and him okay cool if you say that you have to expect for people to respond but that's the way to respond though that's what i'm saying i don't like the go cut the camera on and start yelling at your camera and put it out on instagram i don't like that as a response and it was nice because it's just a quick jab and then I'm going to keep rapping well around it. That's it. I miss that.
Starting point is 01:53:08 I miss people, if it's over rap and over I feel I rap better than you, then what I'm going to do is rap. I see why they call you Jackman.
Starting point is 01:53:16 See, that's the thing too. Like, if your name is whatever your name is, you got to think of how other people are going to flip your name around. That's right. I see why they call around. That's right up your alley.
Starting point is 01:53:25 I see why they call you that. That's right up your alley. You would have had about 14 more Jacks in there. Of Jacks? I wouldn't have ended without Jack Daniels coming into play. I would not have ended. Jack in a box. You and a boy.
Starting point is 01:53:35 All the Jacks. Yeah. Passé Jack. Jack Tripper. All of the Jacks is coming out. I'll put Jack in a box. Jack in a box. Hey, I know you're here.
Starting point is 01:53:45 I can hear you now. You want to rap. This one that goes right for me. I don't want to rap. This one that goes right for me. No, I can hear you. I can hear you now. No, I'd have fun.
Starting point is 01:53:52 What? The whole verse. I wouldn't end it. Yeah, you're the one crazy. That's the thing. Like, yo, even with the podcast niggas, you really got to be witty, yo. Because this nigga, he's really a rapper that excelled in beef rap. True.
Starting point is 01:54:08 You got to be witty, my nigga. You jacked, man. Oh, fuck. It's not better than the beard is weird, but it's up there. That's hilarious. That was hilarious. That was funny. And it was true.
Starting point is 01:54:22 That shit was funny. And it was true. Who is the best white rapper? I'm not including him in it. Like now. Oh. We don't even know too many of them now. There's not too many.
Starting point is 01:54:35 There's not that many. MGK ain't been out for a while. Drake. That's funny. Drake is Nigerian. Yes. Drake is Nigerian. is Nigerian You ignore this Yellow off
Starting point is 01:54:51 Did I say that right? Did I say that right? That's funny sir Ed Sheeran That's funny Crazy Y'all need help Let me the round of applause for Bronny James who has announced that he is going to USC really really big deal especially when your dad didn't go to college at all like that's got to feel amazing to watch your son Just go to school
Starting point is 01:55:29 That's gotta be good. Yeah, and you move to LA. It's good to see this type of shit come there. Just come to life said he got 7.2 million in NIL deals at the moment highest paid NIL NIL athlete it's amazing getting it mm-hmm asked to be expected yeah legacy legacy legacy legacy Ronnie thing though you couple mil up before you even graduate I was talking to somebody months ago I was at a work gig and we were talking about Bronnie and I guess they were saying yo it's so hard to I was supposed to have an interview with him and it's so hard to get on the phone with him because his mom just the way that they guard him it's like you can't it was just so annoying and I'm listening to this person I'm like yes annoying annoying Do you know who you're talking about?
Starting point is 01:56:25 A high schooler, first of all. No, not just that. I'm protecting my son. I've seen everything over the last 20 years. We know what the vultures are, so I'm going to protect my son from you niggas. Yeah, no doubt. But also, he's in high school. You shouldn't have access to high schoolers for conversation at your whim.
Starting point is 01:56:41 That's opposite of AAU culture. No, that's true true that's not true no no i'm saying no you're right i mean you're right yeah high schoolers all the time that they wanted they wanted not only talk to the people that can help them but they want their parents to talk to them they want them to take the truck take the under the table brown bag money they want that but the average high schooler ain't you ain't got lebron james yeah my father got a b whatever bag you bring it well need i got a B. Whatever bag you bringing, well need.
Starting point is 01:57:06 I got a go-yard bigger than that. We good. There's a lot of stories out there of people being in high school or last year allowing agents to come and fuck it up. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:57:16 Lenny Cook was one of them. Lenny Cook just texted me. What I'm telling you is... I want to have him come up here. Your agent can't speak to a nigga that... Your agent can't speak to a nigga that, your agent can't do nothing for him. My, damn near my uncle is the biggest agent in basketball.
Starting point is 01:57:34 You can't do nothing for me. My father is a billionaire. It's nothing that an agent can tell me. I got you. I don't need your money. And past billionaire. My father's the all-time leading scorer of the NBA. A lot of information comes with that. A lot of, I've been around camps. I've been need your money. And past billionaire. My father's the all-time leading scorer of the NBA. A lot of information comes with that.
Starting point is 01:57:46 A lot of it. I've been around camps. I've been around the media. I've been around all of that shit. I sit down at dinner with my father every night. Or whatever. And again, Rich Paul has known me since birth. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:58:02 You can't come in here and say nothing. He probably knows more about the sports business than... I get it. I get it. I get it. Listen, I just want to say congratulations to Bronny. Yeah, no doubt. And LeBron and his wife.
Starting point is 01:58:11 The whole family. The whole family. The whole family. They put a lot of pressure on that other brother. Bryce. Bryce. They put a lot of pressure on him. He looks like he's going to be the one, though.
Starting point is 01:58:23 That's everything I've been reading. They've been saying he be the one, though. Everything I've been reading, they've been saying he's the one. What are you supposed to read from the James family? Not from him. No, I'm talking about from the basketball scouts. They were saying that he looks better than Bronny.
Starting point is 01:58:40 Bronny's improvements over the last year and some change have been astounding, but two years ago, they was like, he all right. Yeah. But the kid Bryce, they say, is amazing. Y'all think we see Bronny and Bron play together? Yeah. I think on the same team, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:58:59 I think that LeBron now can go to a place where he can just chill. And I'm going an average 18, six and six. He don't have to live out that. LeBron don't have to live out that bullshit lie. He told when the critics were saying that his son might not be as good as advertised. That's when LeBron came out and said, yo,
Starting point is 01:59:16 wherever you go, I'm coming to play. But he looks like he'll be fine on his own. Now I don't see them playing together, especially not with LeBron looking like he's going to the Western Conference finals. Now, the draft is next year for him, for Albrani. If he's one and done. He probably will be.
Starting point is 01:59:32 He probably will be one and done, we assume. Most likely. Most players of any type of notoriety are one and done. Yeah. And that one is just because... Because you have to. Yeah, it's a requirement.
Starting point is 01:59:50 They talking about changing that back. Oh, yeah? Yeah, they talking about changing the back. Adding some other little funky... Some other loopholes.
Starting point is 01:59:58 Yeah, some other loophole. If you don't go to college, it's the new CBA. It has to be two years. The new CBA. Two years G League or something else they're putting in there
Starting point is 02:00:06 we on sports let's get right to it Knicks ain't ready for prime time man not at all I'll get right to it not at all I'll get right to it
Starting point is 02:00:14 it's not a shot it's not a shot I have many takes I have many takes one is the Knicks are not ready for prime time
Starting point is 02:00:24 two is like I said the choreo over the weekend I forgot that he went to the finals takes. One is the Knicks are not ready for primetime. Two is, like I said to Corey over the weekend, I forgot that he went to the finals a year or two years ago. There's something to be said for a team that's been there, even if it ain't the same team. Same coach, same core. I'm sick
Starting point is 02:00:39 of looking at Pat Riley and Alonzo Mourner looking cool on the sidelines. They look like money, right? They look too much like it, though. Yeah. Too much. Miami glow. Yep. So one morning I was in Miami.
Starting point is 02:00:52 I was like, let me go to breakfast. I went to my little French toast, my little spot. They put the ice cream on top of the French toast, whatever that dessert shit is. And they're sitting there. I'm sitting at the table. I got a girl with me along. What? Talking his life.
Starting point is 02:01:02 Ice cream on top of some toast. Oh, yeah. That shit that was down there, First Street. Oh, Big Pink? Big Pink. Big Pink. Little thought he's up. Big Pink.
Starting point is 02:01:13 And why you was at Big Pink? Oh, I was always at Big Pink. After the club. Let's go, man. Brunch. Hanging out. Hanging out. Hanging out.
Starting point is 02:01:24 That's what I'm Hanging out But anyway I went there one morning Alonzo Morning Was sitting in there Eating some healthy shit Pressure But he was like Sitting there
Starting point is 02:01:32 He was man tall Muscles and shit Shoulders Yeah I walked down with him And I'm just looking at him That Miami sun On his skin
Starting point is 02:01:39 He looked like he'd been rich For a long time Pat Riley took him Did him right Pat Riley I like to see stuff like that. Me too. He groomed him.
Starting point is 02:01:46 He groomed him. Same with Eric Spolster. Same with Tim Hardaway. Well, at least at some point it was. I don't know if it might be Rocky now. But I like to see that. Even LeVar Ball kids. We saw my LeBron and Bronny and Bryce.
Starting point is 02:01:59 LeVar Ball, when they was like, all right, one of them is definitely going to get to the NBA. They laughed at him when he said, I want to see all my kids in the NBA. Yeah, he said it. All three of them. He said all of them going. And they all went. Well, two and a pop.
Starting point is 02:02:09 Two and a pop. The other dude, he'll get a contract at some point. He's going to get one. Yeah. Yeah, the Knicks. Not ready for prime time at all. Seem to not know what to do with fucking Jimmy Butler on a hobbled knee or Max Stross or Celeb Martin or that other little William Short dude that's pissing me off. They annoy me now.
Starting point is 02:02:31 The niggas that you was dissing. I'm still dissing them. I'm still dissing them. Good, yo. I don't. They are good. So I'm not going to take anything away from the Heat. They're beating whatever this is the Knicks are putting on the floor.
Starting point is 02:02:43 I also don't think that this is the Knicks. They don't look hungry at all. This is not the Knicks are putting on the floor I also don't think that this is the Knicks this is they don't look hungry at all this is not the Knicks can you talk about the Lakers don't jump in on my team let me get my takes out you talk about your team the Knicks do not look anywhere near the way they've looked all year they've been a better road team They had a better road team than home record, road record than home record. And they look uninterested, not enthusiastic, lifeless out there quickly didn't play the last game. I knew that was a recipe for disaster. They just look really, really, really, really bad. And if none of that was confirmed for me, it got confirmed when they put the time out and Tom Thibodeau was in the timeout saying that and then for some reason after the game Julius Randle said to
Starting point is 02:03:30 Miami Heat maybe they just wanted more than us. That was crazy. That was crazy. That first round was a chip I guess. It's not true. Something happened. Something happened. Something happened.
Starting point is 02:03:44 Well Julius was after that first round, right? That was the first round, or was that in game one or the second? Game two. Game two, where he was tight. He didn't play game one. The only game that we won, he didn't play. And now you come back, and we lose every single game that you back. And that TV schedule that I talked about.
Starting point is 02:04:05 If there's something going on in the locker room, one day in between games is not enough for us to fix it. That's true. Jalen Brunson didn't look like himself. They just look like there's a growing frustration there. Something is going on. The Knicks look like pure shit. And the second round for me is for us to get rid of the teams
Starting point is 02:04:25 that look like that. Like, we want to cut on quality basketball now on Wednesday and Saturday. And that last game, I found myself saying, yo, get these clowns the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 02:04:34 Get them out. Like, why am I, I'm stopping my schedule for the week. I'm basing around when the Knicks come on. Yo, Knicks come on, they go out and drop a, Saturday, we right back. Uh-uh. They go out and do that, nigga, suck my dick. I'm out of here. I'm outing around when the Knicks come on yo Knicks come on they go out and drop a
Starting point is 02:04:45 Saturday we right back uh uh they go out and do that nigga stop my dick I'm outta here I'm outta here meanwhile the Lakers
Starting point is 02:04:50 Warriors series I'm not playing has been fucking excellent no I ain't done I'm still been fuck outta here Dolphin fans step on my shit
Starting point is 02:04:59 stupid ass Miami they go into the middle they drive into the middle of the lane and not even trying to put the ball in the hoop. They just jumping in the middle and throwing it out. Stupid-ass Knicks running all around scattered. I'm like, yo, y'all don't see that they're not even attempting to lay the ball up when they drive to the middle. Kevin Love, 45.
Starting point is 02:05:22 He put the ball in the hole driving in the middle. What the fuck are y'all all standing there guarding around for? They guarding Bam at the three-point line. They can't crack a zone. When's the last time you seen a team play zone defense the entire game? It's disrespectful to watch.
Starting point is 02:05:38 Nigga, at the park, you wouldn't let no team play zone the whole game. You would hit one of them. Throw the ball in one nigga's face. This shit is a fucking mess and a disgrace. I do have the Knicks. Actually, I'm not even counting on it. I don't care what happens.
Starting point is 02:05:53 They don't look good enough for me to predict what will happen. They don't look good enough. I think they're one or two pieces away. This is where you need a Donovan Mitchell. You need a Donovan Mitchell when your team can't figure out how to beat the zone that they've been playing for two games straight.
Starting point is 02:06:10 Two games. They ain't made one change. I think Eric Spolstra's putting on the clinic and the coaching and the adjustments. He's out coaching Tom Thibodeau. He made one change after game one and they didn't have to change nothing else. They've been doing the same things since game two. He ain't made no other change.
Starting point is 02:06:30 Every time Jalen Brunson touched the ball, put two niggas over there. We playing zone. They can't shoot. And they just going to have to beat us like that. He ain't done nothing else. That's a coaching change. If it ain't broke. Bro, that's the thing.
Starting point is 02:06:41 The Knicks and Cleveland, this is my opinion. I think Cleveland was the more talented team. I think the Knicks bullied the shit out of Cleveland. And Cleveland was soft. The Knicks bullied them. You can't bully the heat, yo. I think you can. I think you can.
Starting point is 02:06:56 I disagree. They just not doing it. They can't. Because they look bipolar. They look, something looks different. You're not bullying Bam. You're not bullying Jimmy, I mean, Jimmy Butler. You're not bullying them. You're not bullying Jimmy Gould. I mean, Jimmy Butler. You're not bullying him.
Starting point is 02:07:07 So that shit that they was doing. You named two people. The two stars. Donovan Mitchell did not show up. Donovan McNabb did what he did. He did not show up. I'm shocked that you're saying we need Donovan Mitchell. He didn't show up.
Starting point is 02:07:19 No, no, stop, stop, stop. He didn't show up in the fucking Cleveland series. I didn't say we need Donovan Mitchell. He disappeared. I'm saying that a player on the level of Donovan Mitchell, Dame Lillard. Dame. That's why you have those guys. Devin Booker.
Starting point is 02:07:31 When you watch the Denver series, Denver be beating them the whole game. And Devin starts going nuts. On the left wing and then on the right wing, you got to deal with KD. These are scorers. Now what? Now what you going to do? You need somebody who can do that. You're right.
Starting point is 02:07:47 Normally for the Knicks, that is Jalen Brunson, but I can't lie. Having a shorter, skinnier, smaller player on him along with the double appears to be frustrating. And having teammates that don't seem like they want to play is frustrating, too, as a team leader and point guard. That looks annoying. I'm done. Knicks, nicks sayonara smoking on y'all uh what's today oh tonight smoking on y'all tonight i hope that y'all have enough class dignity and self-respect to at least put up a valiant effort in the garden and not embarrass yourselves at home go on the road and lose
Starting point is 02:08:26 Do it in Miami. Don't do it here in front of in front of us, please. Please no For to sound a lot better than for one Especially you won game one word one game. You can't lose four straight, but you is really only play with them Right. What Quinn Grimes? You should have went home You my man, too, but you should have went home You my man too But you should have went home You was out there Doing absolutely nothing
Starting point is 02:08:49 You stood under the rim And three players Just kept grabbing Offensive rebounds I thought he was going to do good I thought he was going to do good Come on man Help me out
Starting point is 02:09:03 What I'm doing Tell me about the Lakers. Come on. Lakers, man. Come on. I broke it. What's the Lakers series at right now? 3-1 Lakers.
Starting point is 02:09:12 3-1 Lakers. Again, I just think I keep reiterating what I'm saying. All right, don't do it again. Dog. Say something different when you're up 3-1. Come on. Nothing. We look good in spurts.
Starting point is 02:09:26 I think the fact that we got Steph playing defense, which he don't play often. We attacking Steph. Everybody that gets the ball, they attack Steph. And we making them play. Steph's looking old. Your father came in and said he never seen Steph look tired. We've never seen Steph look tired. Probably in the best shape in the whole NBA.
Starting point is 02:09:43 Yesterday, he looked low. I mean, the bigger problem was Klay didn't do shit. But Klay goes through spells where he don't do shit. Then he'll go through a spell where he just
Starting point is 02:09:52 scores 27 in the quarter and you'd be like, what the fuck? Yeah, but you can't have your second best player giving you nine points by the fourth quarter.
Starting point is 02:10:00 Like, that's not, that's not going to work. Oh, like AD be done. No, but AD already had 20-something points. I'm saying Clay had nine points in the game.
Starting point is 02:10:10 AD had 13 one game, 12 one game. A-ish. That's different for a big man. Your 7C team is up 3-1 on the defending chance. And I'm happy. And I'm excited. I'm happy. I'm not mad about it.
Starting point is 02:10:20 I would be in here talking shit. I know. All right. Laker fans are so disappointed in his representation. And I don't blame them. They're absolutely right. I don't care. Laker fans listening, Joe is rejoicing with y'all.
Starting point is 02:10:35 I know how that feel, being up 2-1 against the best shooter ever and being scared that he about to come tied up and then win on y'all home foot. That got to be scary. That gotta be scary. Gotta be scary not knowing how AD's gonna perform in those even number games. Not knowing which bench player's gonna come alive. All that shit has to be scary if you're
Starting point is 02:10:54 a Lakers fan, but y'all are Lakers fans. And it's 3-1 right now though. I'm talking about before it became 3-1. Before that win last night when it was that nervousness. Like the Miami 3-1 is different than the Laker 3-1. If you're a fan. No, it's different, period, for whoever you are.
Starting point is 02:11:09 You expect the Knicks to go home down 3-1. You don't count the Warriors out. You still can't count Golden State out at 3-1. Yeah, but you can unbash your belt. I'm happy. I tell you like this. Philly tied the 2-2 with Boston. And we was one second away from it being 3-1.
Starting point is 02:11:26 And I'm telling you, niggas is breathing a little bit better with it being 2-2 going into game five instead of it being 3-1. Absolutely. That's all. It don't matter how it go. That shot went up. I'm like, I looked at the shot clock. It's red. I don't give a fuck what happened.
Starting point is 02:11:43 My dad is a conspiracy theorist. So he's of the belief that LeBron makes the NBA more money than the Warriors. So they're going to try to push him through. Now, I do think the NBA is a big fan of storylines. So year 20, as LeBron broke fucking Kareem's record, yeah, that would be a nice storyline to have him go. But I just think that that Lakers team is a defensive-minded team with players that can execute the defensive coach's plan and scheme. Them long, young boys, they running around them.
Starting point is 02:12:17 Even the last play, LeBron and the Lakers' healthy respect for Steph Curry and the Warriors is making him even communicate in ways on the defensive side that I've never seen. Like that last play when LeBron was like, I cut that baseline off so when they throw it, it was a turnover. It's just like, I like seeing that chess game, that chess game play between them two.
Starting point is 02:12:40 And, no, I don't have the Lakers going to the finals, though. They could. But they have a shot. They could. They could. But they have a shot. I thought Denver was locked, but they started, Phoenix started showing up. If you're the Lakers, who do you want to play?
Starting point is 02:12:56 It don't matter. I think both the other teams are better than the Lakers. Really? Yeah. Denver is big, tall. Athletic. And skilled. So they match up well with the Lakers, and I think they're deeper than the Lakers.
Starting point is 02:13:14 And the Phoenix, they just play pretty boy ball. They play, you have to out. The Lakers want Phoenix, I think. We definitely. The Lakers want Phoenix. I think we beat Phoenix. I don't even think it's going to be hard to beat Phoenix if we're the Lakers want Phoenix, I think. We definitely. The Lakers want Phoenix. I think we beat Phoenix. I don't even think it's going to be hard to beat Phoenix if we beat the Lakers. I'm not going to go that far.
Starting point is 02:13:30 But Phoenix got to get there. And a lot of y'all wrote Phoenix off when they was down 0-2. Not I. Not I. I did not. They play a lot faster without Chris Paul. Bro, they play a lot faster without Chris Paul. But the thing is, dog, if KD and Book don't have Superman performances,
Starting point is 02:13:46 they not going to win. But one of them is going to at least... No, I said collectively. You mean both? Yes. Yeah, but that's only because DeAndre Ayton is a shell of himself
Starting point is 02:13:54 and doing absolutely nothing out there. Word. And got the nerve to be mad that they took him out. He mad they took him out. Yo, dog. They said Booker's last 45 shots. I think he made like 34 of his
Starting point is 02:14:08 last 45. Like some shit you never heard of. You don't think it's not? Yeah. Some shit you never heard of. Him and KD collectively are scoring 70 and 80 points in the one game. So the minute that one of them is off, they gonna lose. They both gotta be off. So I don't know if they
Starting point is 02:14:23 can sustain that. They also cannot be off. They don going to lose. They both got to be off. So I don't know if they can sustain that for six, seven. They also cannot be off. They don't be off off. Them two cannot be off, at least for two games. They are. I know. That's what I'm saying. I just don't see them sustaining, both of them getting 30 plus every single night for
Starting point is 02:14:36 six, seven game stretches. It's hard to do. And plus, like you said, the time thing now for the rest of the playoffs is every other night. These niggas, KD ain't no spring chicken, nigga. Every other night matters. That's what hurts me about the Knicks.
Starting point is 02:14:49 As bad as they played the last game, they was in the game with four minutes left. Nigga, Brunson, Brunson with five minutes left. They was still in the game. Yo, if he had one nigga
Starting point is 02:14:58 helping him, he didn't have no help. If he had one nigga, I was like, dang. Yo, cut his left off. He going left. It don't even matter. I'm going to force my way left and I was like, damn. Yo, cut his left off. He going left. It don't even matter. I'm going to force my way left, and I'm getting a bucket.
Starting point is 02:15:08 They got him on. They doing him up. And still, every shot, every shot, those tough-ass shots he put up, they be going in. He makes them shits. He needs some help out there. He makes them shits. One slasher.
Starting point is 02:15:20 Like, one, you know what I mean? Yo, your will to just want, your just will is important. You could be the most skilled person in the world. You could be better than anybody. After game one, I came in here and said, Charles Barkley said the same. Julius Randle don't appear to be scared of nobody on Miami. He's doing what he want out there. Jump shot, lay up.
Starting point is 02:15:41 What could have happened? Bro, I just think them niggas fight. If you watch the Knicks versus Cleveland, y'all was beating them to every loose ball. Y'all was getting every rebound. You talking about Will. That's what I'm talking about. And I think that Cleveland was softer than the Knicks.
Starting point is 02:15:56 So Mitchell Robinson was out there looking like David Robinson. You talking about skill now, and I'm on the- No, no, no. I'm talking about Will. Mitchell Robinson was getting every loose ball, every rebound, all of that shit he was just doing all of the dirty work shit
Starting point is 02:16:07 Miami does dirty work too I disagree with you well no that's not what I'm saying they are hard nose they're not being met with the hard nose Knicks that we have seen
Starting point is 02:16:22 Knicks are playing soft last six minutes of the game last six minutes of the game, and I'm muting them, last six minutes of the game, there was at least three possessions where Miami got four to five offensive rebounds in the same possession. That's not – the Knicks are one of the best offensive rebounding team in the league, so they know how to rebound. You ain't supposed to let no. That's just, you don't want the ball.
Starting point is 02:16:47 Another nigga do it, you want you. You don't want the ball. I watched that ball. It hit because Miami shoot a lot, so it would be a lot of long rebounds. I watched the ball go past like three Knicks. Julius Randle right at the foul line. The ball rolled right past him. You're not even attempting to get the ball.
Starting point is 02:17:04 I can't bet on this. I can't bet on that. I train better now. I think they trade I Said that I See big changes coming If they lose tonight in Madison Square Garden. Oh, yeah Big change is coming big big changes come That's what I got on sports. I Agree with it. what's your how's your team like I just said we just tied up to two mm-hmm we play well what by the time
Starting point is 02:17:32 when I will be done play last night it's been another great series it is again watch watching that game for Sixers fans couldn't breathe Like They You just Boston don't stop Like you think you might get a little cushion on them And then here they come They don't stop Like you gotta keep your foot on the gas
Starting point is 02:17:55 At all times You cannot You cannot let up Like you might think you got Alright it's It's four minutes left And we up whatever whatever Nope
Starting point is 02:18:03 Here they come I have our part of the show today Is from a gentleman named Michael You got it. It's four minutes left. And we up, whatever, whatever. Nope. Here they come. I have our part of the show today is from a gentleman named Michael. What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? Let's hear it, Mike. Michael says, hey, you guys and Mel. Please help me get my girl back.
Starting point is 02:18:19 I'm down bad, y'all. I've spent the last few weekends walking around the house wearing her hoodie What? Haven't washed it and don't plan on washing it So here's the deal We've been talking for a year It's been an up and down year Wearing her hoodie We each started and fuck shit
Starting point is 02:18:39 And then decided to get serious However I've still made mistakes since Has Hasn't been any cheating, but just how I've handled and reacted to different situations. I love this woman more than anything and want to marry her. She loves me too and would also like to marry me. A few weeks ago, we had a disagreement because she wanted to talk, but my insecurities and lack of communication skills, what do you know, we never had that conversation and it led to a huge fight. Since then, she's been distant and we haven't been in
Starting point is 02:19:12 communication like we were before. We've still talked, we've talked about the fight and expressed that we still love each other. However, she's unsure if she wants to still be with me. I know for sure that I want to still be with her. I'm torn. I'm torn on should I give her space to think and figure out what she wants to do, or should I apply mad pressure and let her know I'm not going anywhere? I feel like it's a thin line between expressing desire to still be with you and showing I'm sorry
Starting point is 02:19:39 and just harassing and being annoying. I don't want to push her away, but I also want to leave this space for more distance to grow between us. Mel, from a woman's perspective, I'm very curious to know how you feel. Again, guys, I'm sick. I know she still loves me, but I also know life isn't enough.
Starting point is 02:20:01 I can't picture life without her. Love, must you understand? Love isn't enough. I can't picture life without her. Oh, love, must you understand? Love isn't enough. I can't picture life without her. Please help. Thanks, and keep up the great work.
Starting point is 02:20:12 Hmm. I think you got to apply pressure, but don't be annoying. Like, if there's an issue with communication, overexerting yourself and being obnoxious
Starting point is 02:20:20 is not going to help. You need to try to remedy the poor communication that happened. I think somebody got her attention. Can we cue up R. Kelly? Facts.
Starting point is 02:20:28 No. But what do you think? Because when a woman's fed up No matter how big you are There ain't nothing you can do about it I don't want to laugh at homeboy's plight
Starting point is 02:20:41 and his pain because I've been there. You wore someone else's hoodie? No. I wanted Mel to answer because he asked for Mel specifically before we deep dive. No. She's a Scorpio. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:20:54 This is going to go the way he wants it to go. Finish up and then I'll jump in. I think that he said he met her when they both was on fuck shit, which means she's capable of the fuck shit. I think somebody else, as Ice would say, has her attention now, and you might be finito. Remember the Martin stand-up where Chick kept asking him, Craig, gotta go, gotta go, see you when I see you. Remember that time I asked you for?
Starting point is 02:21:21 Well, somebody else got that time now. I'm a busher. That's it. That's what I think. That's it you know she only gonna ask you for so long yo and that's a while capable of the other shit and not just that like words it's actions over words so you you're not showing her what she want to see I call my nigga I cool you think she won't go let another nigga show I think that when people are human They capable of this shit Yeah but So it didn't even matter that
Starting point is 02:21:47 They was on fuck shit early But see he know though You already know She's every person He don't know that Yeah He knows for a fact That's why I assume it
Starting point is 02:21:55 But you don't have to assume You know You the jaded one nigga Yeah that's jaded Yeah He ain't got He ain't got it Jaded jack
Starting point is 02:22:03 He don't have to assume He knows. Yeah. So you already know what shorty capable of. When she start hitting you with the, yo, I love you too, but nah. Yeah. You start trying to apply pressure, yo, come on, let's do something tonight. I think that you can't apply pressure these days because it comes off a certain way.
Starting point is 02:22:19 Right? Like back in the days you was able to apply pressure and not be looked at, you know, ever since everybody became woke. That's real beta of you. No, it's the truth. Those alpha niggas know how to apply pressure and not be looked at, you know, ever since everybody became woke. That's real beta of you. No, it's the truth. Those alpha niggas know how to apply that. No, if you apply pressure, once Instagram came... Come here, yo.
Starting point is 02:22:31 Don't interrupt me, my nigga. Don't interrupt me, nigga. And I'm flaring. Stop. Don't interrupt me. Yo. Once Instagram came and they started knowing their worth, and I say, excuse me. Fuck you.
Starting point is 02:22:44 Remembering their worth, and I said, oh, excuse me. Remembering their worth, remembering and reassurance. A lot of shit look crazy. A lot of shit they're not going to allow. They're not. Back in the days, you'd go up, pull up to the crib. Even if they say you don't come to the crib, you can still pull up and get a conversation.
Starting point is 02:23:00 Now, he's stalking, recording you. Look at this nigga go away. It's real different. Let me just tell you. You tell him. You tell him, Ish, please. I'm pulling up to the crib. Were you him? None of that shit. Let me just tell you you tell them you tell them it is please I'm pulling up to be true. Wait, were you him? They don't matter you him or not. Stop it. No And I tell you bring your ass down them stairs guess what she gonna do just cool it's alright, bro
Starting point is 02:23:20 Yeah, niggas is not here. Yeah, niggas is not there you are not He's alright certainly It's all right, bro. Y'all niggas is not that. You'll get there. Y'all niggas ain't that. Who is not that? You are not. He's all right. I will certainly work for it. You are not. Thank you, sir. I certainly will not try to convince you of that. I heard about you. You're not like that.
Starting point is 02:23:32 Not that, nigga. You heard about it, you know. I heard about you, but you do that. If you apply that pressure, how would you look back at it? If you heard that, then you heard more. I did hear more, but- If you heard, y'all niggas just be moving a million. He be paying me, you can be that.
Starting point is 02:23:44 Then you heard some other things, too. Hold on, let me just say that. You gotta hit the whole spectrum now. If you were to... Say if you fell in love, right? Be Bobby then? Say if you... Right now, right?
Starting point is 02:23:54 Something, you know, knock on wood, and you was to go and go for your girl. Not the one that you with now, but just say you was dealing with somebody. You who you are now. They're going to make fun of you.
Starting point is 02:24:08 Spectacle. But that don't matter when you're in love. You don't care about being made fun of. He does. No, he does not. You have the wrong nigga. You have the wrong nigga. He don't give a fuck how he looks.
Starting point is 02:24:22 All right, man. My hands up. He shit on himself. I don't believe that. That's weird, then. Hey, I man. My hands up. Damn, he shit on himself. I don't believe that. That's weird, then. Hey, I kick. My hands up, Karius. Listen to me.
Starting point is 02:24:29 Take my word for it. He don't. So you care? No. When you in love? Well, he wasn't famous going through that. Your point applied. Like, when you famous, you have to think about it.
Starting point is 02:24:40 You have to at least think. You can't do it the way that every nigga do it. He don't care not just that i'm not letting fame stop me hold on hold on i thought he did i'm like we watched the famous nigga do it and got clowned for it offset oh i thought you meant chris we watched joe button propose in time square oh that ain't shit yeah that that was was... You're bugging. I don't think so. Yeah, but that was... A lot of people...
Starting point is 02:25:06 The circumstances... I'm just telling you, a lot of people wouldn't put themselves in that position where the potential no now makes you look crazy to the world.
Starting point is 02:25:14 Got it. A lot of men won't do that. Social media has changed the way you approach things. But not when you are in love. Even if you don't give a fuck about none of that shit.
Starting point is 02:25:24 When you're in love, you be looking at yourself in the mirror like, what are you doing? You just want her. You don't give a fuck about none of that shit. When you in love, you be looking at yourself in the mirror like, what are you doing? You just want her. I don't give a fuck about none of that. And then she reading the comments and allowing it to persuade her brain. Social media do not stop real life. He on some new age.
Starting point is 02:25:36 I don't even think about social media when it's on my love. I want my girl back. I'm pulling up to my girl's house. Whatever social media is talking about, I don't know. Because my phone is dead. Because my normal charging regimen wasn't the Saturday Texting you I'm calling you to die when I hit you with this closed teeth talk
Starting point is 02:25:56 I had to stop and get a car charge before I went to My I respect this the only time to go different is when you learn about the other nigga when you do it. When the other nigga's there. And now she off you. So now you got to play by different rules. And that's what I'm saying. You got to regroup. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:26:14 You got to go home. Omaha. Go home. Omaha. Yeah. Go home. Call Audible. Go home.
Starting point is 02:26:18 You got to. Sit by yourself. You done pulled up for lunch. Another nigga out there with a nicer car with some muscles. Mm. You done pulled up for lunch. Another nigga out there with a nicer car with some muscles. You watch her come out with a nice little flowy dress.
Starting point is 02:26:31 The muscles? Now, what are you doing, though? What are you doing? Are you driving over? I don't care what I do, either. I'm just saying. You driving over or you turning up? No, I'm not turning up. Turning up.
Starting point is 02:26:40 See, that's what I'm saying. That nigga's just halfway. That's what I'm saying. We're not. They're not. Look, look, look. You can't have. Yo, you talking to productive members of society not, they're not, look, look, look. You can't have, if you go. Yo, you're talking to productive members of society.
Starting point is 02:26:47 If you're going for love, you can't pick a two-jigga. No, not just that. You're going for love, you see another. You're talking to niggas that do this. You see, exactly, nigga. You see another nigga, you got it. No. You got to go all the way.
Starting point is 02:26:58 If you take a trip halfway across town. No, because the problem is. He not pot. I think he felt like that. He's pot. No, I'm not pot. I'm serious, nigga I'm not pot for real
Starting point is 02:27:06 So let me ask you this For real, Joe Carry that out It's documented I said documented No, no, carry that out Keep going Keep going
Starting point is 02:27:13 So you go to her job It's documented, nigga Where? Tell me where the body is I'll show you It's documented Where? Show me right now
Starting point is 02:27:19 I'm not going to show you right now I'm going to violate you I just want to see All right, I'll show you You don't scare me with your violation I said turn up there No, if you, if you, I'm going to violate you. I just want to see. All right, I'll show you. You don't scare me with your violation. I said turn up there. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:27:28 But this is turning up for me. Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Let me see. You pull up at her job. Wait, chill, chill, chill. Relax, breathe. You pull up at her job.
Starting point is 02:27:35 The new niggas out there. Your turn up leads to her getting fired. You think you're getting your bitch back? I don't give a fuck. There you go. Well, that's a problem.
Starting point is 02:27:41 And that's what we're coming up. You're not going to get your girl back. That's what we're doing. Exactly. I've been in the shoes. That's what we're coming up with. You're not going to get your girl back. Exactly. Exactly. I've been in the shoes. That's what we're doing. Now we're going for love
Starting point is 02:27:48 and we're going out our way and there's boundaries. No, nigga. If you want your girl back, you don't want her to be unemployed. At the same time, you don't want her to be working out.
Starting point is 02:27:57 At the same time, if you want to be technical, if she wants to break, give her the fucking break then. Don't go out there and look for her. Don't go out get beat up by the new dude. Hold on, y'all. If she wants a break, give her the fucking break then. Don't go out there and look for her. Don't go out there and go get your girl back.
Starting point is 02:28:08 You're being invasive. And if you do get there and another nigga there, you might as well go all the way and express yourself. No, I disagree. You don't have to fight the nigga, but you might as well go all the way.
Starting point is 02:28:17 Okay. You got it. So how you go all the way? Yo, what's up? Come here. Let me talk to you. The nigga gonna be like, yo, chill.
Starting point is 02:28:23 Nine times out of ten, the nigga gonna step to the side anyway. Flip, you're not in the physical shape to do what you up? Come here. Let me talk to you. The nigga going to be like, yo, chill. Nine times out of ten, the nigga going to step to the side anyway. Flip, you're not in the physical shape to do what you're saying right now. You want to crack jokes. That's the problem. You want to crack jokes. Jim, Mr. Jammy.
Starting point is 02:28:33 Mr. Jammy want to crack jokes. Look, I'm not cracking jokes. You're saying that the nigga going to say, I'm going to move to the side. What if he don't? You and the nigga get into an altercation again, which leads to your girl getting fired. Hold up. She's already mad at you Now she's even madder at you
Starting point is 02:28:46 Now That nigga's gonna be Not only the shoulder to cry on But the dick to lean on What are you talking about? That's true It is totally backfiring on you Okay
Starting point is 02:28:56 Wait It's a great disagreement Stop I see what he's saying Stop You agree with me, right? Yeah I was agreeing with you
Starting point is 02:29:04 But now When I was agreeing with you. But now, when I was listening to y'all, he has a point. He has a point. Let me explain. If you see a girl eating with a dude and you decide to turn it up or say, what did you say? Let me speak to you for a second over here. And the dude objects. And now you got to get in a situation with him.
Starting point is 02:29:24 And the dude shoots you. Now you're in the hospital bed. You get your sympathy bitch back. I took a bullet. Come on. I took a bullet for you. Come on. Come on. I know you're not with that nigga that shot me.
Starting point is 02:29:35 I took a bullet for you, girl. You're not with that nigga that just shot me, right? I'm stitching on him anyway. He got no choice. He got no choice. He got no choice. I just called the boys. so you better leave them. Don't be an accomplice, baby.
Starting point is 02:29:51 Look, he going to jail anyway, so you have no trouble with my default. Don't be an accomplice, baby. I respect. Oh, snap. So you'll see the nigga's trouble, then? You able to nigga that shot me? Let me sit there and watch. Let me sit there and watch
Starting point is 02:30:07 and see what happens. No, that was funny. Y'all need help. She come downstairs and get a nigga to kiss. She'll be sitting in the car about to blow a gasket. What?
Starting point is 02:30:18 Oh, man. Yeah, no, they learned me one time. They learned me one time. Yeah, I thought I had a bright idea. I know where the bedroom window is. I walked to the back of that house.
Starting point is 02:30:31 Oh, I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. It was Pornhub? I've lived a life, too, now that I think about it. Nigga. He's like... No, I ain't seen no fucking, but it was more... It was touching and shit. Intimacy? Yeah. Shit, I ain't seen no fucking
Starting point is 02:30:45 but it was more it was it was touching and shit intimacy a lot of shit you ain't wanna see shit I wasn't ready to see I wasn't ready to see that that must have been painful
Starting point is 02:30:52 yeah I almost fell off the crate real crate challenge if we could really talk I would share some of the just wild thoughts I've had during my wild arguments but I can't because people be lying. Man's been some good ones.
Starting point is 02:31:11 I remember when Shorty Cribb was on the third floor. And that's where the fire escape started. I know I didn't understand. Don't keep going. Whatever floor she was, she was the start of the fire escape, but it was higher than... That's New York shit,
Starting point is 02:31:29 regular New York shit. It was higher than whatever her floor should have been. Yeah, and they got the little ladder that drops down. Yeah, the shit dropped down the rest of the way. Well, it drops down
Starting point is 02:31:37 if you're up there to drop it down. Not if you're down there trying to get to it. It's not made from the ground up. It's made for when you escape it. Well, listen, someone invented the wheel. I know. If there was somebody that was going to try to figure out.
Starting point is 02:31:51 It was them six garbage cans that you stood on. Spider-Man and that shit. I couldn't. I would have had to go to Home Depot and get something to pull the shit down, but that would have looked the way to the neighbors. I'll get you next time. Climbed up the glitter pipe on the gutters. Oh, man.
Starting point is 02:32:08 Yeah, sure enough. Yo, that gutter pipe, that should be sturdy, right? Yo. That shit ain't as loose as it look. We need the cartoon, dude. Drawing this nigga climbing up the gutters, yo. Yo. Oh, man.
Starting point is 02:32:23 We need the cartoon, dude. Getting you stopping short from goingters, yo. Yo. Oh, man. We need the cartoon, dude. Getting you, Stop, and Shorty from going to Great Adventure 2. Sure. Yeah, don't try and just put my shirt on. No, no, no. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
Starting point is 02:32:32 Took her right back in the room. Oh, man, yo. Yo, didn't you hide under the bed one time? That was you or somebody else? One of my niggas was hiding under the bed. And her and Shorty come home. She was talking about the next nigga. Girl, he took me to such and such.
Starting point is 02:32:46 You don't know what nigga it was. One of you broke into a girl's apartment and was under the bed? No. Men be doing some shit. I don't even know if that was him. But one of my niggas broke into a girl crib and was hiding. You was under the bed too? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:33:00 Oh. But I told her I was getting under the bed. I didn't say that. We had a talk on the phone. It wasn't going the greatest. You talking to me like in a way you wouldn't talk to me if I was. Whatever, nigga.
Starting point is 02:33:14 Fuck you. Yeah, I got the phone. Oh. Oh. All right. All right. I said, I still got that spare key. Ah, whatever, man.
Starting point is 02:33:22 When chicks get a new dick, damn, they talk to you fast. Went right over there. You know, I didn't live but around the corner. Wasn't no slap off my back. I was like going to the hookah bar. Let me show you. I'm still on the hookah bar. Whatever that is, I went snooping around.
Starting point is 02:33:39 I told this story before. I sent a picture of some shit that was on the computer screen. But that was me snitching on myself. Saying I'm in your house. Not Dodo. She was none the wiser. Where you get this from? Oh my God. I was like, alright, now I got no choice but to stay here until you come.
Starting point is 02:33:59 So I'm under the bed. She came in with a bunch of friends and the rest is history. Look at Mel face. That's in love. bunch of friends and the rest is history. Look at Mel face. That's in love. Just FYI. You don't care. Well, you don't care about what you're going to look like to the optics. You don't care about that.
Starting point is 02:34:14 Got you. Your ego is gone. Your pride is gone. It was in there with the dust bunnies. I was quiet. Allergies. I was trying to hide. It was in there with the dust bunnies? It was dusty. I was quiet. Allergies. I was trying to hide. It was sneezing.
Starting point is 02:34:27 It was sneezing. Oh, man. Soon as all the friends came in, they knew something. They heard something. Hey, wait a minute. Did y'all hear that? I was like,. Oh, man.
Starting point is 02:34:37 This nigga's stupid, yo. The worst thing about me is I don't tell none of the people that love me what I'm about Oh, man, this nigga's stupid, yo. The worst thing about me is I don't tell none of the people that love me what I'm about to go do. Like, you know how you feel like you should tell somebody, yo, I'm about to go to this shit house? Nah, because you know what? I'm talking about you. I ain't telling y'all. Y'all be loving me.
Starting point is 02:35:00 Yo, Finn. And they tell us afterwards, you be like, nigga, what the fuck was wrong with you? I don't know, man. I don't know. Amen, say amen. That's love, yo. The other love. I hear you, I respect it.
Starting point is 02:35:12 Got you. You're not thinking about how you look. You don't got no ego. Like, your whole self is gone. Like, you don't got no ego. It don't matter. I hear you guys. All that, I'm too cool for this shit,
Starting point is 02:35:22 or I'ma look this way. You don't even, it don't even come across your mind, bro. True. We need a recap from Michael once he listens to this. Yeah. We need a recap. Yeah, Mike. Because...
Starting point is 02:35:33 I didn't mean to be the bearer of bad news. It sounds like she's mentally checked out. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe physically. Physically, too. Good luck, buddy. Hope you like that hoodie.
Starting point is 02:35:47 Hey, Mike, how tall are you Mike? Make a pillow out of it Hey Mike You might not be that tall Mike She done went and got a 6'4 nigga That can't fit the hoodie If you can wear her hoodie Word
Starting point is 02:35:55 Yeah I hope you was just joking around But If you weren't No he said he ain't washing it No time soon I think that was trying to be funny Leaving a sentiment
Starting point is 02:36:02 New dick How you shake Like a different Walking different Talking different Keep it very short Hey it no time soon. I think that was trying to be funny leaving a sentence in. New dick is how your chick acting different. Walking different, talking different, keep it very short. Hey.
Starting point is 02:36:10 Yeah, hey. At that point, she's probably not your chick anymore. According to him, she is. If you don't break up with me, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:36:17 It's you. And nine times out of ten, if you're trying to, I'm not listening. I'm talking. Yo, I think we should, huh? Yo, hello?
Starting point is 02:36:23 Yeah, what up? Yeah, I'm coming right now, y'all. I'll be back. Don't text this shit nothing. I'm putting all that think we should Huh? Yo hello Yeah what up Yeah I'm coming right now I'll be back Don't text this shit I'm putting all that shit On silent nigga I didn't read it I didn't read it That's crazy
Starting point is 02:36:33 I didn't read it Sometimes you don't Want to let go man No I understand You ain't let go When you find that shit In the box Damn
Starting point is 02:36:39 As a matter of fact I did let go Not the same day though Yes it was You stayed there two weeks You just I did let go. Not the same day, though. Yes, it was. Stayed there two weeks. No. No. No.
Starting point is 02:36:50 So when a man fights for you, man, would you like that? Like, if a man, like, come back and he wants you and he's showing you that, yo, man, I fucked up. If I'm mentally checked out, then there's nothing that you can do to get me back. At all? No. nothing that you can do to get me back. At all? No.
Starting point is 02:37:05 Like, with women, it's like, we give chance after chance after chance, and we indicate to you what we need in order to feel good about staying here. But that's not, when a woman's fed up, it's true, when she's finally fucking done. That nigga said, la-da-da-da-da-da. When she's done, there's nothing that you can do. Oh, that nigga did that. You knew it was over.
Starting point is 02:37:26 You know it's over when you hear that shit. Yo, you stupid. What? I didn't do that. He did. That shit is true, though. Like, if I'm done with you, you may as well be a fucking eunuch. When you're leaving, oh, shit. That's dirty. When you're leaving the crib, nigga, she really done, nigga, you hear
Starting point is 02:37:41 someone's head, like, you're walking slow. Shit start to get blurry. You gotta catch your breath by the garbage. nigga, she really done, nigga. You hiss on the head like you're walking slow. Shit start to get blurry. You got to catch your breath by the garbage. Oh, shit. And don't let her come outside to see you there, nigga. She going to walk away. I'm telling you. Are you still here?
Starting point is 02:37:54 She makes it worse. She's going to clean herself up. Yeah. That's who I don't like. You start coming in the house, yo. Like, be sympathetic a little bit. Seeing them and y'all on Van Zant books, it's a wrap. Be sympathetic.
Starting point is 02:38:04 If you see me outside still, like, trying to improve a life, don't come out and clean myself up. You lost your bitch? I'm telling you. Was there ever a time
Starting point is 02:38:12 where you just pulled an Y'all and Van Zant book off Value in the Valley? Was that you? No, I read it in the meantime. I was fucked up. I read it in the meantime. How much time
Starting point is 02:38:20 did you get your heart broke, bitch? In between time. How much time did you get your heart broke? Like, one point. One, really. And after the first one happened, I just kind of vowed that I wouldn't try and put myself
Starting point is 02:38:33 in that position again. Got it. But the second time, it wasn't as rough as the first. Because you was already conjucted. By how? Did you lose weight? Like, what was it? 30.
Starting point is 02:38:44 What? 30. 30 pounds? Damn, Ish. Damn, man. How many months you lose weight? 30. What? 30. 30 pounds? Damn, bitch. Damn, man. How many months you was down for? You needed some more books than that one. You was reading.
Starting point is 02:38:52 That's my man. Now it's fucked up. I'm dead ass. That's my man. How many months you was down for, bro? I don't know. It was a lot. Damn, half a year?
Starting point is 02:39:00 Yeah, about that. You'd be fucked up. That was my first time Like literally having a A grown up relationship Like we lived together We You know what I mean We did all of that shit
Starting point is 02:39:10 So you know You making house You picking out rugs And all that shit I had never done that So that person becomes Intertwined in your life Nah stop
Starting point is 02:39:18 Yeah He know He cracking bro I been around him That nigga was fucked What's the most You been down for, Joe? I don't hide it, though.
Starting point is 02:39:26 Me neither. I don't hide it at all. I go bask in whatever it is that got me fucked up, and then let it go and pass. Let it go and pass. How long? What was the longest? The longest you been down for?
Starting point is 02:39:38 Because we usually know. A few years. You be fucked up? Bro, you be fucked up. Oh, wait. Y'all was talking about, like, months and shit. No, you be fucked up. Oh wait, y'all was talking about like months and shit. No, you be fucked up. If you talking about months and shit, then you ain't talking about the girl.
Starting point is 02:39:51 We ain't talking about the same girl. Got it. Like yo, you be really fucked up. Yeah, there's a girl out there that you thought it got resolved, but a few years went by, still some shit laying on out there. That's true. Go ahead, Kasey. Did you cause a break up?
Starting point is 02:40:08 No, he did not. Why you speaking of him? Because, I mean, he wouldn't have been as fucked up as he was if he was the one that was. That's not true. That's not true at all. That's not true, Mel. Damn, Mo.
Starting point is 02:40:17 When you're in a guilty party, you're worse. Yeah. Yeah, Mel. Because now you know it was you that fucked up. You ain't here doing that part of the show? Those of you trying to shoot him some bail, show your ass up. Girl, bro. This shit a million dollars, my nigga.
Starting point is 02:40:27 That little $30,000 ain't gonna work. Hmm? It's bail a million. I ain't saying shit. He got a high bail. OK. No, yeah, you be fucked up. Crying in the bathroom at work.
Starting point is 02:40:38 Mm. All that. You, I'm. No, I believe you. No, I believe you. That's what I be telling people. Every little thing Some fucking food No a place
Starting point is 02:40:45 You know y'all used to go to that restaurant Or y'all used to push on the swings in that park You'd be fucked up Push on the swings The mirror was broken During that time You couldn't just go in there Chill the fuck out Parks
Starting point is 02:41:02 Get it together Stop Parks in there and... Yo, Parks, chill the fuck out, Parks. Get it together. That's my man. Stop, Parks. Just let me get it together. Stop. Parks. He talking to you. Stop. He talking to you. That was funny. How long you been broken for ice? Not long.
Starting point is 02:41:15 I've been there, but it ain't been long. 60 days? Find a way to get over it. This is not the breakup segment of the show, by the way. I just want to know why. Come on, chill, man. You always want to fuck shit up, man. Just so we're clear. Because you got the max year, five years to start. We don't relate to that. You got a max deal?
Starting point is 02:41:29 Yeah, you got a max deal. Fucking brunson ass out of here. Yeah, a hundred million. Oh, man, that's funny, yo. But it's honorable that men could admit that, though. A lot of niggas will admit that. Do you guys talk to each other about that? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 02:41:42 Hell yeah. Yeah? Okay. What does that conversation sound like? Oh, shit. She going in. I'm curious. What? She has her question.
Starting point is 02:41:53 Dog, I've had niggas call my phone three o'clock in the morning in tears. Like, just fucked up. Mad niggas. More than one occasion. Men go through it. They hide it, but they go through it. You won't know the nigga went through it.
Starting point is 02:42:04 But his niggas Like the niggas that He loves and he feels Vulnerable with They'll know I've had niggas Telling me yo dog I'm cutting holes
Starting point is 02:42:11 On my belt Because I'm getting skinny Shit like that Yeah Gotcha Chick won't ever know that Alright Now outside
Starting point is 02:42:18 You gotta keep the You know what I'm saying Enough of this Enough now Stop Go ahead I remember you cut The holes in your belt Nigga You know what I'm saying? Enough of this. Enough now. Stop. Go ahead. I remember you cut the holes in your belt, nigga.
Starting point is 02:42:31 Dog, I haven't agreed with everything you're saying, but I'm sick of them two. Both of them. He married. She's sitting here with all this fucking cap. Wow. That's not that. Wow.
Starting point is 02:42:40 For real. I don't know. Like, you ain't been the cause of that. Like, stop. Enough with this cappuccino. Too much cappuccino. This is not Starbucks I'm going out for one out for spin roller man I don't know what's been released it's been really was a that's young young people's dad piss pretty
Starting point is 02:43:03 much but now y'all couldn't been around long for a minute but um don't let the doorknob hit you on the way label sued him demanded that they turn over the server plus pay him I think was like 50 million or so Wow into their business and they had until Monday of this like Monday midnight of this week to shut down wish I would have paid him 50 million move that money around 17 LLC's and the Caymans no you talk over good cuz what they were doing which is where I think they fucked up so Dirk album come out
Starting point is 02:43:44 Friday they'll put the album on the site and you can stream it there too oh yeah so you got mixtapes and shit on there too i mean some other platforms are doing the exact same thing that are mixtapes but we're putting the new shit on there too but just we're putting it for stream only you don't know who has what deal with who though so So we can't put everybody on the same playing field. They might be playing ball with them over there to let them do that. And then here you, we don't play ball with you, but you over here streaming. And that was part of the complaint. It was like they have been streaming copyrighted materials unlimited.
Starting point is 02:44:22 Like they're allowing you unlimited streams and they're not paying anybody for these. Oh yeah, you toast. You toast. It's one thing to have the mixtapes that are not copyrighted. Even those are going to start getting mauled. I've seen it. You know, I would have little mixtape arguments with people, and they'd be like, nah, we'll just go to DaPip to get it.
Starting point is 02:44:38 I'm like, all right, well if you know this, you go over there, there's certain shit missing now. They just made a new thing where everything's on an archive, I guess. That's all. I haven't gone to the site so i've been down they have not been playing when it comes to this copyright stuff they they're looking back they're trying to the way mixtapes used to be protected before over um was it promote promotional use only like that that ain't working no more can't be putting out full albums that are out. That ain't going to work. No.
Starting point is 02:45:06 We're putting shit together. Because I don't understand how the fuck you get paid off of that shit. Word. This has to be turned up. I mean, because somebody explained to me how he get a billion streams and not get a million dollars. Yeah, we're watching him and watching Larry Jackson with his hands like this. Who the fuck running the streaming industry? Are you in here or not? him and watching Larry Jackson with his hand on his head like this.
Starting point is 02:45:40 I think this is hilarious that Larry Jackson got all of that money, started this company with all these really important people. He put the new fancy logo, step and repeat in the bag, got the fancy journalist there and Snoop. Man, fuck all of this shit. They need to figure the fuck out with this streaming shit, cuz. Holy shit. Larry Jackson looks so stressed out. Word. Through the end of that clip, he's like. Snoop been against that shit. Larry Jackson looks so stressed out. Word. Through the end of that clip, he's like.
Starting point is 02:46:07 Snoop been against that shit. Like, the second he took over Death Row, first thing he did was snatch everything down. Snatch everything off. Right away. Like, nah, we're going to work this out a different way. Y'all not doing that no more over here. Now I own it.
Starting point is 02:46:18 Different ballgame. It's different. Less than 10 years, I see 40% of artists doing the same. Snatching all this shit off of certain places and really playing the game with their music. Yeah, hell yeah. Because just because I don't put my shit on Spotify, I don't mean I don't have to have my shit on Apple.
Starting point is 02:46:36 Artists blindfold themselves with this whole, I have to get to as many ears as possible. Many ears as possible. If the live show is a luxury item now, then you think that's the precursor to what? All that shit about to be a luxury item. Yeah. It's going to be.
Starting point is 02:46:57 But people are already moving that way. So it's going to get, especially as the technology gets more, now you can actually download files to your iPhone, which you couldn't do for the first ten years of its Existence like now you could go buy album on a website and have it on your phone Same way you have the whole streaming shit in your phone. Yeah, but before the window was small, you know that I'm saying that
Starting point is 02:47:18 That was for Oh shit. I hate, I hate, I hate that. Damn. None of them put it. Yo, none of them put it. You got sleepers? None of them put it. Let's do a F2. I'll get out of here.
Starting point is 02:47:34 I'll get out of here. No, but you were saying sleepers. No, no, it's all good. All right, no, we out of here. We out of here. We out. It's been a blast. I got DVDs for sale as you exit to the left.
Starting point is 02:47:42 Some of tonight's bits. I got some of the best. I got some of the best. I got some of the best. I got some of the best. I got some of the best. I got somes for sale as you exit to the left. Some of tonight's bits are included there. I'm going with a young lady named, I don't know how to pronounce this shit. Joy-ia. Joy-ia.
Starting point is 02:48:02 J-O-Y-I-A. How you say that? Joy-ia. Hoy-ia. Hoy-ia. This recordO-Y-I-A. How you say that? Joya. Joya. Joya. This record don't sound like a Hoya. This record is called Pink Skies. Pink skies, boy you know I think I'm Falling deeper in my love for you
Starting point is 02:48:36 Twilight, wrapping us in moonlight Hoping you don't lose sight of the view All the things you say As the shadow fades Got me feeling ways I never knew You know I will stay right here Even when the great night clears And we see the day skies turn to blue
Starting point is 02:49:12 Ooh Da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da Da da da da da da No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Pink skies, boy you know I think I'm finding all these things I never knew I never knew Sunrise, swing up to your blue eyes, shining in a new light as we move All the things you say As the shadow fades Got me feeling raised, I never knew
Starting point is 02:50:16 And I'll stay right here Even when the great night clears And we see the day skies turn to blue Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh Brand new music from a young lady named Joya I think, sorry if I'm messing that up Record is called Pink Skies in your phone on DSP's right this very second Check that out man N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n I'm gonna play another record off of this Banks Course of the Inevitable 3 album. The more I listen to it, I really love this project. This might be the best one out of the trilogy so far. And this one is called Daddy's little girl My pleasure, our treasure Every single last moment we spend together The thought of you smiling at me will clear up the bad weather
Starting point is 02:52:07 Summertime or midwinter will match your leathers Gotta change my life around immediately No more pleading with me I don't got the time for y'all God called, can't communicate me Hope you don't want the life I chose Spent all these years fame dodging Five in the morning thinking about just scribbling down name options Sure to get everything you want can't wait to go game shopping And even in the moments you may think I'm not, I'm watching Everything that was blurry is making sense to me Asked myself what I had to live for and then it was symptom
Starting point is 02:52:31 Anybody can see it's special If you should ever fall, I'll catch you You'll always be my baby girl Don't let this world affect you You know how much I love you, I hug you And I don't feel no pain at all Always be there for you if you should call I ain't know where my life was going You came to me and changed it all
Starting point is 02:52:47 One time for my baby girl Heart in contractions, now I'm shook for real Temperatures rising, hearts pounding Too excited to keep the book concealed All that I hoped for revealed My mind is racing forward Trying to hold everything together As I cut the cord Felt like a sword in your first crowd, emotions ran heavy, took with the curve mind Much needed reverse time, thinking of Lord as I applaud him And I know your granddad is still looking down cause you was born the day before him Split an image of your pops from his face to his style and match me
Starting point is 02:53:17 Very quick plays in my mind when I spoke and you look right at me Been through so much but as long as you're here I'm happy, everything's coming together How I envisioned exactly, promised to be your're here I'm happy Everything's coming together how I envisioned exactly Promised to be your protector and I'm with you for every part Knew I would have a baby girl at 19 Brought me too many hearts, won't lose my light again Cause your eyes are light up the dark soon as my fire went low God provided my biggest spark
Starting point is 02:53:36 Anybody can see it's special If you should ever fall I'll catch you You'll always be my baby girl That's Daddy's Little Girl, Lloyd Banks, off of that course of The Inevitable Three. Shouts out to all the girl dads out there. Y'all know where I stand on that,
Starting point is 02:53:50 so that one hit home. All right. Playing some belly. This is Ambience. Ambience. Oh, shit. Oh, I know we love you, motherfucker.
Starting point is 02:54:04 Love you, bro. She get a million likes, but nobody like the bitch in real life We still remember what that ass was built like, chill right I'm biggie and puff combined, at least that's what I feel like They said belly used to shoot, I said bitch I still might I remember what being broke smelled like, that's what felt like That's some shit I pray I never feel twice, boy this shit deceiving Frozen water on me, dripping like my wrist is bleeding I know you bitches need it, you can say I'm confident
Starting point is 02:54:30 Cocky, it just conceded, said she heard some shit about me I said bitch believe it, yeah Let me pick up where I left off, on the ledge Living on the edge, till I stepped off I was on B's in the league, whole team tried to intervene That's what I was on, I was on beans in the league Whole team tried to intervene That's what I was on I was on the scene getting seen Goatee gleaming
Starting point is 02:54:50 I'm a demon with these diamonds on I need pills for the thrill Got no chill Wanna take the shit that I be on But if you felt how I feel You would probably spend a quarter nil On the ambiance Van Nuys where I land fly
Starting point is 02:55:04 Shanghai collar can't pop it cause I'm anti Mankind mama bystander you should stand by Gang ties we ain't on the same side Got it out the mud like a landslide Kept on selling off the landline Step down steal the shit blew up just like a landmine Balling fuck a halftime All in for the last time
Starting point is 02:55:22 You don't got the salary capsized They capture they capsize Nightmare no more net time They jump ship and come back baptized Like our father Forgive my sins that's a tall order Fuck a dollar you'll never keep it for a quarter Hey
Starting point is 02:55:37 It's Ambience By Belly Move a rap to coming out soon I'm going to rap two coming out soon. I'm going with Fabo. Has a new single out. It's called Casamigos. All right.
Starting point is 02:55:57 You're beginning energy. I'm on a mission when we in the sheets. Just to keep you from making decisions That can ruin our perfect chemistry When I'm lonely Like phone service on my 5G Can I call you? Made a promise you would not be too far from me Come through, you never knew So my house a leech We can fuck in every room Casa amigos, all those
Starting point is 02:56:28 Tiene el cuerpo dando salva de repente Casa amigos I'm telling you, took a move, hey Had me there for you, like you needed a friend Had me asking you if you need, oh man Acting like a porn star again Cause I had a cinema Had a cinema
Starting point is 02:56:50 Things are heating up but when the solstice finally tryna be Kinda make it hard to reach We been fucking for some weeks We pop out in social settings, everything is everything If you see me entertain another bitch and make you weak Show interest in whoever trying to match my energy don't get she leaving with i know she leaving with me hardly home since i've been making money with this music thing right at home cause i can fit to you i'm not just
Starting point is 02:57:17 blowing steam drink casa drink casa and forget everything my new car did not come cheap smoking like it's not a lease. She's a lady, so she sick. Right now, I'm just trying to drink. Digging for your treasure in your ear. I'm saying, come for me. Casa Amigos. That's Casa Amigos by Fabo.
Starting point is 02:57:37 Fabo? I like it. I like it. Now, what you got for us today? I'm going to play something by Michaela Jeanne, and it's called Human Nature. I don't wanna end it I keep on turning back I'm gonna end it Keep on turning back, looking for more I don't wanna face it Hopefully I'll get through this detour
Starting point is 02:58:38 And all of these stages Supposed to be moving on But I end up right back where my heart is hurting from Why we always running back to danger It's a shame we ain't a stranger to pain I guess it's human nature getting the best of me Why, why, why? When I know I'd know better Tryna hold it together but Maybe I'm not as strong as I thought I was Tangled up in thoughts, I can't wrap my mind around
Starting point is 02:59:26 If I wrap my legs around ya Again Supposed to be moving on But I end up right back where my heart is hiding from While we're always running back to danger it's a shame we ain't a stranger to
Starting point is 02:59:52 pain I guess it's human nature getting the best wine that's Makala Jenea human nature a vibe I like it I like it thank you That's Makala Jene, Human Nature. A vibe. I like it. I like it.
Starting point is 03:00:08 Thank you. My sleeper today, I'm going back to the Caribbean, Jamaica. It's my hometown. Mine. TJ, Drift, and DJ Mack. Let's get it. El Bando. I pick my fuck up in that. Thank you. I know more Kiba can't stop Oh, singer, bad, bad, man, killer I'm a mover, I'm a rocker, I'm a sick, I'm a licker Move you with Kiba
Starting point is 03:00:51 Gal, jazz, drop, quicker Make her dance couple times, gal, I take my picture I beat my fuck up in ya Jif Jif Jif Beat my Jif I'ma fuck up in the mood, woo, woo Jif I'ma fuck up in the, yalla, yalla, jif
Starting point is 03:01:15 I'ma fuck up over yasuh Go on over this, I'ma come over this uh See a hot gal, me a call her hello If ya see big guy, they dance in the place, get mellow Hear me I tell her, something to me think Chain to me blink, skip me in the middle Me a little world thing Camera, action, flame
Starting point is 03:01:33 One way outside, locked down your building Let me fuck up in ya Drift Drift Drift That's my man TJ Drift. Let's get it up top. Jamaica, stand up.
Starting point is 03:01:50 Nice. Nice, nice, nice. Hey, Flip, I can't claim Jamaica? Nah, you ain't Jamaican. Okay. I didn't tell them I didn't claim. You Jamaican for real? Baby, make it rain. Don't let go till it storms again. I can tell them I'm the Kling. You just making her up?
Starting point is 03:02:10 All right, man. Mic check. One, two, one, two, one, two. Still beautiful weather in New York, if you were wondering. Hold it in there. Real good pod today. Hopefully y'all enjoyed this As much as we enjoyed Delivering it to you
Starting point is 03:02:27 I want to thank my castmates My co-hosts The fans The haters The ops I want to thank all y'all Do keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there
Starting point is 03:02:39 Until the next time We bid you adieu Farewell Adios Arrivederci Hasta la la vista, au revoir. Remember, life is a series of moments. And moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
Starting point is 03:02:59 And last but not least, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel. And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all
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Starting point is 03:03:11 It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all It's all In the mood, just got something now So wake up, wake up tonight I'm forcing this war, war To set me in my love Don't miss this roll call I need you in my love
Starting point is 03:03:32 Show up, show up We'll see what y'all do in the rest of the week Why are they buying their phone? Put the fucking phones away I wanna go where the party's at I wanna know where you've been, where I've been If you ever had fun like this. Just tell me where to sit.
Starting point is 03:03:47 I don't want to go missing. Don't need a picture. Can't get no higher. I'm sitting on top of you. On top of you. We're all for the night. To answer your question, I'm sitting my ass down for the rest of the week. Watching some basketball and that's it.
Starting point is 03:04:07 I'm still recovering from Drinco de Mayo. Oh yeah, because your team is still in it, so I feel you. That's it for the month. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. They learned me real good. Sports is over for me now, to football. Yeah, you got baseball. You got hockey. You got baseball. But the fucking Yankees, don't get me started on them either.
Starting point is 03:04:22 The Devils still in it. Put up eight of the last game. Oh. Go Devils. I want to. Got to support the Devils. I do got to support the Devils. That's true.
Starting point is 03:04:31 Got to support the Devils. Big jersey, man. Yeah, no. Shout out to the Devils. You're down 2-1 right now, though. It's okay. They're down to dogs next year. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:04:40 Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. Actually, that team is supposed to be like the best team. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Actually, that team is supposed to be like the best team. I want to shout out to my baby, Trey, who stopped by. It's my oldest son's birthday tomorrow.
Starting point is 03:04:54 Round of applause. 22 years old. Where did the time go? Where did it go? I remember it like yesterday, goddammit. Shout out to him. I love him. Rest in peace, Aunt Carrie Ann. I love you. Shout out to all the buttons, even the white buttons.
Starting point is 03:05:09 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Y'all hold it down out there. Everybody have a positive week. Good vibes, good energy, high vibrations. For you, I'm back in the track For you, I drink your sweat Put my curse down For you, I bet you you'll see stars Bet you you'll go far Bet you you'll levitate Bet you you'll meet God
Starting point is 03:05:42 Alright, we we going, man Y'all hold it down Peace, love, health, wealth, blessings, prosperity All of that good shit, man Don't let go till it storms again I pray that this will never end in my life, girl Coffee, don't stop I love you to the moon
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