The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 641 | "One Dance"

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

The JBP begins this episode discussing their weekend as the focus turns to Melyssa who shares how her most recent dating experience went (20:06). Adam22 addresses the news surrounding him and his wife in a series of tweets (46:08), first-week sales projections on Lil Uzi’s new album are in (1:07:15), & the gang talks about new documentaries including ‘American Gladiators’ (1:10:55). Also, Joe has a question for the guys in the room for when your significant other attends parties (1:27:30), NBA free agency is underway (1:55:32) while ESPN has let go of more sports personalities (2:04:33), can you remain friends with someone who doesn’t jump in to help in a fight (2:10:25), + MORE!  Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Kenyon Dixon  - “Lucky” Ice | Marcus Ariah (feat. TheARTI$t & ONLYBISI) - “Read Your Mind” Parks | Teflon (feat. DJ Premier & Benny the Butcher) - “Hostile Takeover” Ish | Jordan Hawkins (feat. DUCKWRTH) - “Can’t Fake What You Feel” Melyssa | MMYYKK - “Better (For the Love)”

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That's on flip. I ain't fucking with that. Take it away. Go. Nigga put ballers on there. Y'all trying to bait me. I didn't read that whole list.

I don't know what's going on. You do. You see it right there. I did not. It says ballers. Where? I can't even read. On the right board. Oh, damn. Who? That You see it right there. I did not. It says F*** Ballers. Where? I can't even read. On the right board.

Oh, damn. Who? That's Ice Hand right there. No, it's not. Ish wrote that up there? I don't know. It's not mine. I ain't gonna.

Are we recording? Yes, we are. I can't wait to hear the breakdown on that one. What the hell is that about? I'm scared. You want to hear the breakdown of F*** Ballers? Y'all wrote it on our board. Y'all ain't writing shit.

I told y'all I am topicless and speechless. I'm easy breezy. I miss y'all. I'm loving y'all. I thought that y'all would be mad at me because we had to come in here today. Hell no. I am. Just my luck on the pod roulette board.

This falls on a Tuesday. I don't give a fuck. I ain't care about that shit. We'll celebrate the 4th anyway. This ain't our holiday. Fuck that. Remember? Hold on, I'm about to get ice.

That's day shit. I'm about to get ice. Okay. I'm with you. What does that mean, is you're with him? Do you agree with what he's saying or not? I don't know what he's saying.

Are you saying that- Give a firm- This day shit? Are you saying you don't give a fuck about July 4th and you don't celebrate it? Where do you fall on the issue? I could care less about July 4th. You don't even celebrate Christmas. You think he cares about July 4th?

He doesn't celebrate Christmas. When did it start? July 4th. 1776. That's the only time we on today. No, Dodoodo When did the sentiment start That it was widespread That we don't give a fuck about that Exactly

We woke up All the niggas got woke Yeah The niggas woke up But when was that I'm asking It's hard to be woke I'm asking when it was Well yeah

I don't know A couple years It wasn't that long ago When I did my research That's long ago. When I did my research on y'all, y'all niggas was lit on July 4th. We wasn't woke, though.

We was still asleep. No, no. We all was asleep. Y'all woke up to the pool party, though. That's when y'all woke up, right? Well, we ain't got no pool right now.

That's why it's always funny. We do have a pool, actually. Well, we can't do what we do. That's true. We can't do that there. That's true. That's why it's always funny

to hear old niggas with the new internet mottos living that shit. Like, no, we old- Nigga, he was down. Y'all was down. Y'all was down. Don't come in here and misuse the platform. Y'all was down recently.

Trying to sound cool. Now I'm down with the cause. Now I'm down with the cause. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. I'm with the cause. Yo, put your black fist up, nigga. I'm with the calls. Yo. What calls? Put your black fist up, nigga. I'm with the calls. What calls?

What black fist? This one. On him. Oh. Oh, shit. You know that nigga's fist is... Come on, yo. What's up?

He got a bleach fist. Yeah, throw that. Throw that bleach fist in the sky. All right. Y'all not going to get me in trouble today. No. Yeah. Don't try to jack the new going to get me in trouble today. No. Yeah. Don't try to jack the new kid's wave, yo.

The new kids woke it up on the country. Got us fucking. They was you. Y'all right again. They be right sometimes. They be right. They be right. It made me realize, boy, do I miss being a kid.

I do. Ignorance is bliss. I miss that ignorance when I didn. Ignorance is bliss. I miss that ignorance when I didn't really understand anything or the mechanics or the infrastructure or the workings and shit.

I could just really enjoy shit just for... Fam, I didn't have to pay no bills. What the fuck you talking about? Just living carefree. You give a fuck. You used to love the summertime when you was a kid.

What? Yeah, do you got the fireworks or not? Like, are we lit? Where's our rich uncle that's dealing all the drugs out here with the Corvette? He going to lace us. With the Camaro. Yeah, he going to lace us. Y'all told my nigga in the hood who got the fireworks.

Everybody knew what house to go get the shit from. Y'all told my kids. What if you ain't grow up? I ain't grow up yet. This shit was just yesterday for me. Where the fireworks? Flip got fireworks in the truck right now. I'm surprised you ain't did up yet. This shit was just yesterday for me. Where the fireworks? Flip got fireworks in the truck, right? I'm surprised you ain't did no wild shit.

My man drove down with a car full of it. Yeah, no, I got a phone going too. Don't play with me. I got a call. Joe, you want in? And then I had a decision to make. Do I want to contribute to the AQI? Yeah, the AQI.

Quality shit. They taught me some new shit. The AQI is out there. He's woke now. See, that's what I'm Air quality shit. They taught me some new shit. The AQI is out there. He's woke now. See, that's what I'm saying. I'm woke. Now he's woke. You contribute.

What type of man would I be, like, mint condition, if I go by? Because I'm going to spend a couple thousand on dudes. I'm going to spend a couple thousand. And when them little white people take them romantic walks, and they be over here, they be working out at nighttime like it's safe outside. All right. Let me remind y'all who owed you. Boom.

They gonna think we gonna attack out this motherfucker. They gonna call the police on me. I'm gonna go to the door and act none the wiser. Officer. I heard it too, officer. Listen, it's disturbing me. I'm trying to sleep. I have work in the morning.

Oh, these people, they just so inconsiderate. Oh, my God, yeah. I think it's the household. I'm trying to sleep. I have work in the morning. Oh, these people, they're just so inconsiderate. Oh, my God, yeah. I think it's the household. Yeah. Flip, you bought something? Or you just told him to walk on by? No, I bought some bullshit. I bought something.

I'm shocked you didn't bring any here. How much you spent? Like $1,500, nigga. Oh, no, I bought something, too, and brought it here. It's not fireworks. I bought something, too. I ain't going to hold you. I did buy something.

Yo, these niggas. It's not before July. A I bought some, too. I ain't going to hold you. I did buy some. Yo, these niggas are all right. It's not for 4th of July, though. It's for Digginshield. I already asked Ian. I'm like, Ian, can we put fire? I want to put fireworks in the balcony while we record the podcast. Nah.

We can already do sparklers. Man, you set the roof on fire, dude. I ain't think. I be so hyped. Yo, what type of liability insurance niggas got around? What? They got insurance here? Oh, shit. That's a shame, though. I'll be so hyped. Yo, what type of liability? What?

They got insurance here? Oh, shit. That's the shit, man. That's the shit. That's the shit. That's just the automatic shit. Yo, stop. That's the shit that the nigga had sitting down in the water.

I'm saying that. You really want that? Yo, are you walking slow? That shit is a cannon, bro. It's driving me. Oh, my God. It's leaking. Trust me. I shot this thing. It's supposed to. It's supposed to. Trust me, I shot this thing.

It's supposed to. What are you doing? Just keep it cute, nigga. Chill. Chill. Don't make me. Don't say nothing crazy. Hey, this shit, whatever they did

in the little commercial shit, it's accurate. I thought it was just sound effects for, uh, what do they call it when you like sound effects? ASMR. Hey, I thought it was just that. But, what do they call it when you like sound effects? ASMR. I thought it was just that, but the white people hitting them little beer cans. What is that? I've been seeing that.

Where they suck their teeth and chew in the mic and breathe in the mic. Oh, okay. And put their nails on the mic. Yeah, nails. Yeah, bro, why you touching? Shut up. Yo!

Yo, he caught it right in the face, too. I'm gonna get you back for that one. Oh, shit. Yo, bro, what are you doing? Just be cool. Why you shot him? Bro, get some paper towels. I didn't mean this, you fart.

I didn't mean this, you fart. That's a reverse independence day shit. I'm sorry. You got your look back for the ancestors? That shit hit right in the face. That shit real. Yo. Yo, y'all just fucked up.

Nah, I'm just kidding. Oh, shit. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Yo.

Yo. Stop. I ain't going to hold you. back. Stop. Yo. Yo. Stop. I ain't going to hold you. Wow. That shit shot a line. I'm so white. I'm so white. I'm going to amazine tonight.

That shit shot a line, nigga. What? A whole line. That shit was. That shit looked crazy. Nah. That's it. Nah, I'm good.

That's all I needed. Nah, you see that shit? I'm going to hit the fan. What the fuck? Parking it right there. Nah. Did you slow-mo that, Aiden? Yo.

She caught it straight to the face. Pause. Hey, yo. It's a pause. It's a pause. Pause it. They can't pause that. They can't pause that.

Straight into the face. Fruity Ballers. Fruity Ballers. Oh. I didn't want to be unfair. I did buy a few of them, but that's the only one that's charged and loaded up. I bet. Yo.

Wow, what's the name of that? Yo, you such a cool, you're going to get that shit. I know I am. I'm about to get on Amazon. You out of here. That shit say 95% on it, I think. Yeah, nah, that shit is ready to, that shit got different modes.

Oh, shit. Nah, because I was looking for it. This ain't an ad. Look. Look at how easy it is. That's a fire. It's hot. I'm buying that shit today.

Nigga, I'm going to break for it. No bullshit. I kept seeing them little ads on Instagram with these niggas posting. And I kept trying to find it. But every time I saw one, it wasn't the same gun from the ad. So that's my girl I'm

on this for months like a different website all right different website now you can then they put out the official then that nigga came out Spyro whoever that is and you could tell that was different from that other one that they were showing that shit and that one was like army niggas like yo that shit load the way it do on the shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you reverse trigger. That shit gonna... They changed water guns now. We don't have that shit. They ain't got that shit

we used to have with water guns. I had to pump that shit. Now, that little thing ain't cheap. Yeah, you running in the house or running to the water holes to do that shit. Nigga. All right.

Parks, you okay? I'm good. Okay, just wanted to make sure. That shit hit him right in his leg. I'm sure it's back. I'm sure you're okay. make sure That shit hit him right in the face It was a shot to sleep I'm sure it's back I'm sure it's back Okay yeah okay

Hey baby Load up that Load up that other one We charged up last night The green one But when it's war Load up the blue one And the little pistols

Where they at? Yeah fuck it Fuck it Nah that was funny Alright son That was crazy Nah but you know what's funny We ain't even got a Parks camera

They can't even see that Oh yeah Yeah y'all missed that one $100 tier y'all would've saw it Alright Son, that was crazy. No, but you know what's funny? We ain't even got a park scanner. They can't even see that. Oh, yeah? Yeah, y'all missed that one. $100 tier, y'all would have saw it. All right. Everybody seems to be in great spirits. I don't give a fuck.

Whatever y'all want to talk about first, just go ahead. I don't care. I'm chillin'. Whatever y'all want to talk about first, just go ahead. Whatever y'all want to talk about first, just go ahead. Affirmative action. I will jump in. I will. We just experienced

oh shit fuck fuck holy shit that is funny y'all are nuts oh wait alright Holy shit, it's funny, son. Y'all are nuts. Oh, boy. Right.

Oh, man. Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two. It's July 5th for the rest of y'all, but we here just checking for a vibe real quick. Shout out to those of y'all headed to the beach right now. Happy we still in that free day. We still are not free. Don't fall for the marketing. We'll fuck out of here.

But who got the fireworks and the food though? That part. Where the music at? Here it goes. Give it up. Feels so good to be together. Shout out to the happy couples out there listening. First and last time listening to anybody out on the road

right now or anybody not going to work right now. It go. Stay true until the end. Ow. . There ain't a minute to this day that's without you. Yes, sir. Ow Yes sir Hey Shout out to wherever you might be listening

From Patreon, YouTube, Spotify Apple, Google, SoundCloud The bootleggers out there Shout out to the bootleggers Hey what do you think we ain't getting bootlegged? Shit I let them niggas rock too Especially y'all AI bootleggers. I see y'all that open up with the Japanese huts thinking y'all throwing somebody off.

I see you niggas out there. Huh? On YouTube. You know how many of them AI pages are stealing the content and just chat GPT in context over what we talking about and putting our footage out? I let them rock. They open up the thing. Yeah. They can't trick me, baby. I'm here. With the train too. With the train. Come on, man. Don't play with out. I let them rock. They open up the table. Yeah. They can't trick me, baby.

I'm here. With the train, too. With the train. Come on, man. Don't play with me. I see them all. I see every one of you niggas out there. Shout out to y'all.

Y'all make the world go round. Hey. Shout out to the JVTV community on Twitter. Hey. Shout out to the Reddit supporters and the haters. Fuck it. It's time to rejoice. It goes. Big M4. And I'm listening to this day as without you And I'm hoping that you're feeling too What you want What you're feeling

How you feeling Never stop ever giving your everything get right into the proceeds proceedings this evening or this afternoon this applause going yeah man y'all know what the fuck the vibe it is y'all know who it is y'all know what it is now more applause god damn it all right big parks was golfing outfit on you know it you don He's going to get his lick back. I don't think I've ever seen you in a white t-shirt. I wore a white t-shirt twice. Yeah, he did. Once or twice.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. I always see you with the black. That's like a staple. True. It's hot out, though. We got Big M4 in the building, huh?

You know what the fuck is these niggas talking about here, huh? We got Big Flip. Ice is here. Poe is here. Corey is here. Erick huh? We got Big Flip. Ice is here. Poe is here. Corey is here. Erickson is here. Ian and Kebe is here. They just got this.

Full house. Also, though, you may have seen them. Huh? You may have seen them in the mean streets of Newark Irvington, East Orange, Willowbrook, Hunts, A.K. Come on, man You may have seen them at Home Depot Lowe's You may have seen them picking up some lumber somewhere

You may have seen them at Invest Fest You may have seen them picking up some lumber somewhere You may have seen him at Invest Fest You may have seen him getting money in New Jersey Only for the last 20 fucking years Teaching these niggas a little bit about entrepreneurship Building houses out here Spreading the information out here The fuck are these niggas talking about? You may know him as Antoine

You may know him as Ish You may know him as Ishmael Big library in the building Five mics in the source 2023 These niggas better stop playing We not taking no hells this year Mike's in the source. 2023. These niggas better stop playing. We're not taking no hell out this year.

We're not playing with none of you house building niggas out there. You read the article. You seen the report. You seen it? Hold it, folks. Get your bag ready. Get your bag ready. Hey. Hey. Yo, look at Ish. Yo, look at this guy, yo.

He don't even know how to take this. He says, it's hot in here now and shit. Oh, yo. Fucking idiots. Turn up. Turn up. Nigga had to model a face. Look, he wanted to smirk.

Yo. Yeah. the worst picture On the planet yo Oh man Shout out to you That was fire That was fire sir Yo this nigga's stupid yo

That was hilarious You're a fool dog Oh shit Come on man Stop What's wrong with you Stop What just happened

No I'm sorry Flip just threw up water Jesus Christ, Flip. You need a bib. Jesus. Look, it's in my eye. It's in my fucking eye. Okay.

Say less. You need a helmet. You need a straw. Oh, shit. Get your shit on. Get your shit on. I said you need a helmet. I need a helmet.

Mother of. Hey, yo, stop. I'm telling you. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Hey, yo. That shit ain't cheap. That shit ain't cheap. No, that shit. It's all right. Mine should have been a Sunday.

Oh, my God. The knife. The knife. Mine should have ordered already. Yo, the knife. That shit is on the way. Sold. That shit got 98% on it, nigga. Yo.

Sold. That's all it took. Yo, you got a shot with that yet? Paws, did it sting? No. Not a bitch. It was just a little water gun. It was just a lot of liquid on your face, correct?

Pause. I think that might be a pause. Hey. It's like a weekend. What y'all niggas had? All right. Says the guy that always spits. No.

This is a new thing for you. Yo, pause, by the way. Yo. How's everyone? How's everyone feeling, huh? Feeling great Feeling good Feeling good Holy shit

Look what y'all did Y'all are nuts Making some fool of y'all Holy shit Big man I ain't got nothing for you What happened? What happened out there?

What Uzi did? So come on Somebody Somebody give me something Is this typical July 4th weather? Cause I'm just getting back After like eight, nine years me some Is this typical July 4th weather Cause I'm just getting back After like 8 9 years being gone

Is this typical No Cause It is swassy outside Sorry What Sweat assy Like that's just like

You making shit up I really did blend the words But it's you know Like it's It's under Boob Sweaty Ass

Crack Sweaty Weather outside This is nasty This is nasty Yes It's under boob, sweaty, ass crack, sweaty weather outside. This is nasty. This is nasty. Yes. It don't usually be this. All this storming and shit.

It's humid, yo. It's mad humid. Oh, my God. Disgusting. Yeah. Is this your usual skin tone? Listen, yes, it is. Yes, it is.

You're like Cleopatra when I think of you. Thank you. I was like, that's from the old school. Remember the movie? You look nice. Thank you. What, that was like, that's from the old school. Remember the movie? You look nice. Thank you. Like, what is it? Like, gold finger?

Like, what did you do? It's lotion. To make you gold like that? No, that's lotion. Loubaderm? That shit like Vaseline. It's Palmer's. Why you don't just say,

yo, Mel, you look good. Why you don't just say, Mel, you look really nice today. He finds a long way to avoid saying that every episode. But no, he finds the worst, absolute worst way to say it. Yo, what's that shit? That's your natural complexion. Why you don't just say, yo, you look great today. How you go from white to gold like that?

You look gold. You look good. I mean, I was away for, I sat out in the sun a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. So this is just like a little, yeah.

All right. Thank you. I appreciate that. She was away. Yeah. Thank you. How was your weekend? It was,

my weekend was great. I was, what did you do? I was all around the city. I was entertaining friends who were in town. So I was, I was in Brooklyn. I was all around the city. I was entertaining friends who were in town. So I was in Brooklyn. I was in Fort Greene Park.

I was in the Lower East Side drinking. I was at the Met. I was... You was outside. I was at the Metropolitan Museum. Oh, shit. Is that all you did? No.

I went on a date Oh Oh yeah I hear the people talk We told you Right Y'all not a fucking vibe Stop playing

Which I thought was gonna happen Yeah stop playing How was the date man? So up on the board I have something called Disaster dates Because Oh shit

Oh shit I know everybody here Is booed up And married And that sort of thing But maybe you guys Can go back into your recollection and share some stories with me about disaster dates. This was a disaster date because I let him know

that I was going to be like 15 minutes late. And I told him this maybe about an hour and a half before we were supposed to meet. And I was just like, why do I have a feeling that he's going to bring up the fact that I was late, even though I'm letting him know ahead of time that I'm going to be late because you're still late all right wait before you continue yeah I'm letting you in the audience know I'm defending this guy whichever way this goes y'all gonna say I'm hey you know I'm just harping on Mel I'm I'm defending

this guy until she forces me not to okay so is it not seen as an act of courtesy if I say in advance, I think that I'm going to be about 15 minutes late. I apologize in advance. I do appreciate that. That's courteous. It is courteous. Okay, and I did that just because I knew it was July 4th weekend and I didn't want to drive, so I was going to Uber.

And I know how Ubers can be a little funky sometimes. Sometimes they'll be on their way to you and then they cancel on you. So I just wanted to give myself like, you know, that cushion. Oh, you was Ubering there? You was ready to get ripped and robbed. Oh, shit. I'm going to tell you what a nigga is thinking. Why don't we get a 50-hatch?

All right, I'm Ubering to you, daddy. All right, you know what that means. Yeah, great. Leave your car at home, baby. This nigga right here, yo. We got her. I'm going to drop you off, girl. Make sure you get home.

You drunk. I want to make sure you some nut people out here. Melissa Ford can take a Uber. What? Melissa Ford can take a Uber. Fuck what y'all talking about. Hey, black. Uber black.

All day. I took an Uber because I definitely planned on drinking. Unfortunately, the reason why I was planning on drinking was because I had a feeling that this was going to be a disaster date. How did you meet this gentleman? At another restaurant. You started right? Oh.

No, God, no. No, those days are over. I can't. Gotcha. Dating apps, they're a raging dumpster fire. It's too scary. Okay. It's just too scary to do dating apps anymore, in my personal opinion.

Real quick. I thought you was just on them, right? That's why I asked. Hold on. Yeah, not long ago. Maybe like a month. No, no, no. Like two months.

These podcasters. These podcasters. I still have a Hinge profile, but I never use it. Sometimes I go on it Just to look and see What's going on And I'm like Yes see there's a

Unfortunately Unfortunately That has not Liked me or sent me How many minutes Were you late Fifteen Wait we didn't even hear

The story Yeah It happened Okay so I met him At another restaurant He bought I was with Samantha And another girlfriend.

Wait, excuse me? No, no, no, no, no. When we met. When we met. Yeah, I didn't bring the girls on the date. I didn't bring the girls on the date. I did not bring the girls on the date. So we met at another restaurant, and he sent drinks over to the table.

Wait, time out, time out. It's a skating rink. It's a skating rink. Listen. Is this who this person is? No. God, no. What?

God, no. Why don't you guys listen? You started it. I'm just fucking up the story. I want to hear the story. It's the guy at the skating rink. I want to hear the story. No, the skating rink dude, absolutely not.

All right, fuck the skating rink dude. He's out of here. Boom. Botanical garden. Go ahead, go. Exactly. So he sent drinks over and that was how he like made his acquaintance and stuff like that and you know so we've been I

don't know chatting for like maybe about a month or something like that and so I finally agreed to you know meet up finally and um I just what went wrong with the date man You got there Sat down Where'd you go I love this We went to That restaurant In Weehawken Or is that Hoboken It's Okay

It's like new It's Weehawken It's really nice It's Weehawken Yeah And so I can't even bleep some of this Oh yeah

Yeah okay Yeah A secret location No I'm kidding So showed up 15 minutes late And and yeah, he was like, you know, oh my God, you look really nice. You do? Yeah, and then we sat down, and he was,

and then he made a mention about, you know, me being late, but it's okay, it's okay. And I'm like, I'm thinking to myself, if you mention it, then it's not okay. And it's making me think of, like, what shit would look like in the future with this guy? And it just, I was like, was like and then he starts to mention at one point the inconsistency of my texting and I'm like okay but it's okay it's okay and I'm

thinking to myself like I don't think it's okay I don't think it's okay with you it's like it was really weird and it just kind of like made the whole thing like super fucking awkward so that was really it that's why i ubered so that i could get shit faced and then take my ass home that was what look at your face what what do you tell me please no no please please please please please where our brains went go don't say i'll say I. You already prepped. Okay, well mine and his went there then, damn it. When women typically... Never mind. No, come on. I'm assuming as a man that when you want to get in an Uber

and you want to get shit-faced, that could go left or right. You want to get shit-faced. If the conversation is moving and the date is a progressive fly date, that's your excuse to now need a ride home. In some cases, sure. And potentially come up for a nightcap.

And give... Maybe in some scenarios that might happen. Don't attack her! It definitely did not happen that way. He offered to drive me home

and I said, no, I'm fine. Thank you. I'll take a new car. He was trying to smash. I'm sure he was, but that was like... He wanted to fuck. He wanted to...

We got to start next July 4th, nigga. He wanted to fuck and she avoided the fucking. Salute. I guess so. Yeah, you fucked up, nigga. I know you listening.

You fucked up. You shouldn't have mentioned all that shit. How long did it take y'all a month to go on a date? I'm just curious. We fucked up. You shouldn't have mentioned all that shit. Why take y'all a month to go on a date? I'm just curious. We don't know what that means. It was probably...

Her inconsistent texting? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Because I have a life. And because I... You weren't interested that much. I don't think I was that interested. There you go.

What'd you say? I'm on this side of you, so if you're whispering that way, I can hear you. I don't think I was that interested. Talking to Mike. Yeah. So you went on a date despite being on hear you. I don't think I was that interested. Talking to Mike. So you wanted a date despite being on it.

I mean, you know what happens with women is... I'm always impressed with the time period when y'all come back from vacation to getting back in the streets. Didn't your little hot tamale ass Just find a parking space Didn't you just park Find a parking space Why not If you

Wasn't you just with Javier And them niggas Hold on one second Wait, wait, wait Hold on one second When y'all Little miss ma'am When y'all were single

Were you dating one person Like exclusively I was Biggish Shut you up Missy Me too Y'all were single. Were you dating one person, like, exclusively? I was. Biggish. Shut you up, Missy. Me too, I was. And if I, in my single life, well, if, hypothetically.

In my single life, if I'm going on vacation, a week after, I'm still phone time in Bellevue. Girl, remember when they called us fucking, they came to clean the room? Unless. I'm giving. Unless that balcony action was popping. Yeah, I'm still on.

Unless it wasn't popping. I'm still high a little bit, man. Might not have been as popping on vacation. Got you. I mean. I was ready to turn on, I was ready to turn on this nigga and be on your side. I just don't, I don't ever think you present like a dope argument

to get niggas to switch. Can we switch? I can switch. Can you guys switch? When she said disaster date, my brain was going, a disaster date? This don't, this sound like, this sound like, oh, first impression from someone that I was involved with in the first place. Yep.

True. This don't sound like a disaster date. Yeah. But why go on a date with someone that you knew you weren't really interested in? Exactly. You want to know why? Because that's what players do. Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! It's a tip check. Girls as players too, man. Heat check, you know? A little bit. Tell us a heat check. But sometimes... Melissa Ford need to do a heat check.

It's crazy, but okay. But sometimes you're just... Sometimes you're kind of like, you know, you think to yourself, you know, let me date the good guy. Let me date the nice guy. Let me go out and expand my horizons, date outside my box. You know, the typical guy that you usually date.

I fucking hate you. Stop snickering. And I need you more tonight. I'm about to bring a wide array of fitted hats in here from now on. To just throw them in there? Yeah. You think all this is cap? Yo, yo.

Crazy. We're not talking about nothing else but shit like this. Facts. Just to let y'all know. You think all this is cap? No, I don't. I think that. You think it's unfit, right?

Don't pontificate, nigga. Get out of here. Get out of here. We're not the source. You back home now. Oh. Nigga was pulling out oars when I was 16. My uncle had the construction plane.

I saw him turn 100 into 7,000. It took the same number of years. Yo, if I want to fight this nigga, yo. Yes. That boy is complete idiot, yo. Why you dropping signs like that now that they wrapped C's up? They wrapped C's up and you on the source? Hey, yo, that ain't kind of wild, yo.

Move in. Think about that. The timing is a little, I mean. Shut up, man. Yeah, nigga, I didn't even notice that. I didn't even peep that. Come on. That nigga went outside, won his little house gigs, took an Android pic, sent it to the source.

This nigga's a fucking idiot. Nah. little house gigs, took an Android pic, sent it to the source. This nigga's a fucking idiot. Nah. Had less grades than the big and they ain't die, my bad. Okay, go ahead. What were you gonna say? Nigga, Photoshop, Facetune, nigga, Facetune his face. Why you have no pores on your skin?

That shit was good. You were good. I was hating it too. Did they take that picture or did you submit it? Anyway, right? Answer. No, no, no. Answer her first.

I see your co-host. My photographer took the picture. Oh, shit. You had a photo shoot? What do you mean? Aw, shit. He's a model. He's a model for a year and a half.

What do you mean, Poe? Poe? That wasn't Poe? Oh, shit, Poe, is that your picture? No Poe? That wasn't Poe. Oh, shit, Poe, is that your picture? No, that wasn't Poe work. Poe don't give him all that Facetune, Chitty B. He touched that up.

So you sent the photographer picture to the sports in 20... Joe. That was a new picture? That was a this year picture? When you take it? Two weeks ago. Oh, shit, okay.

Nah, you trying to play. No, I'm not. That's fine. You look younger than that shit, nigga. weeks ago. Oh, shit. OK. Nah, you trying to play. No, I'm not. That's fine. You look young in that shit, nigga. Fuck out of here, nigga. You look, uh, hey, yo, say cheese. Wait, no.

Wait, and then he mentioned it in an interview. He said, you see how you started with girls? That's what. Oh. You read that hoax? That nigga said, I started this job with big, fluffy girls. I said, yo, this shit here in the store is talking about everything but a song.

That's dope, though. It's not an album. That's like an idiot, yo. Holy shit. All right. Back to you, Missy. Please, please. You were going to say something.

You had a theory. Holy shit. You were going to part on us. I'm going to tap dance a little bit. Parks asked you, why did you go on a date with the dude and you said sometimes you want

to try the nice guy. And sometimes you want to like date outside your box. Get at that nigga, man. Date outside your box. Because I'm fucking Melissa Ford, nigga

and I can tease however many things I feel like it. Man, you can't point there in front of the camera. Oh shit, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

God, Erickson, the camera wasn't on me at that time, right? Okay. You okay? I'm sorry. Date outside sorry, I'm sorry. God, Erickson, the camera wasn't on me at that time, right? Okay. You okay? I'm sorry. Date outside the proverbial box. Okay, don't point at your vagina on camera again.

Okay. He said vagina. I'm so awkward. I'm a snitch. Yeah, yo, you a snitch. I just signed a paper and I'm on a snitch, nigga. I want to cover my ass, nigga. You know, we'll call it...

Don't touch me. Hey. Don't touch me. Yo, stop playing, man. We'll call it... The new word is vagine, okay? Let's call it vagine. touch me. Hey. Don't touch me. Yo, stop playing, man. We'll call it... The new word is vagine, okay? Let's call it vagine. Okay, got you.

And ish, you too. Wait, who are you talking to? When did that start? Girl. That's a new woke shit. I ain't that woke. Nah. I ain't get French woke.

The day I call it the vagine. Vagine. Nah, I'm cool. Nah, I'm off that. I think it's a sexy word for it. Come on. You were going to say something. Are y'all arguing or not? I'm not arguing at all. Nah, I'm cool. Nah, I'm off that. I think it's a sexy word for it. Come on. You were going to say something. Are y'all arguing or not?

I'm not arguing at all. Well, pontificate. Get your shit off on her. No, I was just leaning in. She likes the bad boys. I mean, come on. You guys like the bad girls. Stop it.

Stop it. Because they got the... Yeah. Exactly. That part. The vagine, right? The vagine. We talked about this already

Crazy women got good pussy I didn't agree with that though You didn't We not doing this I'm not doing this Y'all some of these Little nerdy You're not a fruity ball to me

Why you Leave me alone Man these little nerdy Earthy girls be having fire All these girls That be talking shit Running around Acting like it's

I I I To quote Joe That shit don't be popping to quote Joe really I came so you you were lucky enough to find the earthy because earthy one yeah that's free okay cool but you trying to say that the crazy ones nigga Shanique one them nigga that be outside don't have good joint sorry y'all niggas that be outside don't have good junk. That's all right. Y'all niggas are the fucking good pussy right now. I thought junk was joint, I said. Oh, joint.

So rest in peace, homie. You're not getting another date. Seems like the long and short. They didn't want to go on that one with you. Free meal. And you two sitting here fucking tap dancing. I don't know what the fuck y'all been doing. I'm still trying to figure out what the theory was. Okay. Why do you do that, though? I'm shook. There you go. I don't know what the fuck y'all was doing. I'm still trying to figure out what the theory was. Why don't you do that, though?

I'm shook. I'm shook once. That's honest. I received that. Hey, listen. One of y'all should put an album out. If one of y'all would put an album out, I'd be here with a review. Talking about the high hats and some shit. The high hats.

That's crazy. Well, that was my weekend. And he's going to watch the show. So he'll... No, no, no, no. Actually, he's not. You want to know why? Because... He's definitely going to watch the show.

No, no, no. Check this out. Check this out. No. No, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen. So this happens to me a lot. A guy who approaches me

will act like he doesn't know who I am. And listen, I am not of the mindset that everybody knows who I am. I'm, I am not of the mindset that everybody knows who I am. I'm just not, you know what I'm saying? But when they go out of their way to make it seem like, well, I don't know who you are type thing. I'm like, you've had a conversation with somebody at this point. Somebody gave you a little bit of a clue. It's weird when they

perpetuate that at that point, you know? So through dinner, through dinner, we're talking and, um, you know, I'm just, you know, talking about what I do and stuff. He was like, so he was like, I don't really want to know that part of you. Like, I'm trying to get to know the real you. And I was like. Hey, yo, did girls ever do that to you? If I had a dollar for every time some dude fucking said that shit to me. Oh, I don't listen to rap. They be saying shit like that?

Yeah, I don't listen to that rappity rap. Like, who are you? You've never heard of Joe, buddy? Boom. There we go. That's cocky, motherfucker. That's all you got to do. Me, I send a fucking meme of myself.

What, bitch? Oh, man. That nigga's cocky. Yeah, word. Yeah. Y'all need to be humble. Y'all not. Not at all.

Stop it before I get at you I don't want you to do Any of those things I'm just saying I don't have nothing To be cocky about I mean you're on the Aren't you on the cover

Of The Source No cover I saw the cover The digital cover I saw the cover The digital cover I saw the digital cover You put the freshman in them

I saw you in it I saw you in the corner I was too stuck on the caption. Grateful for having gratitude. I was like, all right. How sentimental are we getting right now? Did y'all pound each other? That's a nice little song.

That's a nice song. I like that song. I represent it. So that's why I was saying he's not going to watch it because apparently he knows nothing about this show whatsoever. And I'm telling you. He's going to watch it. From a niggas in his room.

He going to watch it. That dude is, if he never watched this podcast before, he will watch it tomorrow. Hey. 100%. Well, I guess he's going to find out why I'm not responding. And his people's watching too. Because he definitely told. He definitely told.

Whoops. Oh well. Mel might not. All right, y'all going to make me pause, yo. Y''all gonna make me pause. Mel might not kill the before we met courtship part of things. What you mean?

She might not kill the pre-meet lead up to the date vibe. She might not body that. She just said she was being inconsistent with the nigga. Yeah. Yeah, so if this is time to get this shit off,

yo, dog, you was late and you be mad and consistent, but I'm showing up. I've done that before. No, I was... I've done it before. Now, don't do it now

that I'm on the ledge. I've done it before. Not saying it was the right thing to do, but I've done that before. Shit, I've had closure dates. I've been that type of goo. Yo, we both know this is trash.

Come on. Thursday, go ahead and meet me at Fleming's. Come on, one last lobster tail for the road. I've done it. Well, this was grand opening, grand closing. Well, yeah, it should be. You just got back from fucking vacation, you little hot, mixy, pseudo-earthy ass. Let me ask you a question. Yes. Well yeah it should be You just got back From fucking vacation You little Hot Mixy

Earth Mixy pseudo Earthy ass Let me ask you a question Yes The same way you was like You wasn't really interested In what you went

Is it possible He could have felt the same Um No He probably went To just curve you To tell you All that shit

To let you hear it Once she show up I'm interested to hear yeah I'm talking about not just that she's been that inconsistent the whole time

if she dressed like this that nigga is do you guys we can be a man brain right now keep it a buck some niggas go there to curve

can I read something that he wrote some niggas go there no don't do that let me ask you this. Being honest, we men in this room. You don't know how to identify. And I have a vagine.

No, no, no. I was talking to you. Right, got it. There have been times with a female, even if you're not the most interested, you still want pop. And you are Melissa Ford, so even if he wasn't really, really uber interested... He claimed that he had no idea. We're talking about reality here.

Right? So cool. I'm going to go out on a date, and you showing up, I'm going to potentially get you drunk. I might, it might turn it. The interaction pre-date wasn't the greatest, but I might get you at the bar with some liquor in you not every guy thinks like that right yeah we do i know no you just you're telling them how they think i'm trying to tell you something

there's some guys that actually go out and they're like not interested in like smashing first night you know what though those guys usually it's's a lot. Corey, shut up. Look, them dudes, very small percentage of them dudes, it's a lot of conversation, but y'all ain't even been having that. This guy's been trying to get me to go on a bike ride. Because you talk about liking bike rides.

Well, I mean, not, he suggested the bike ride. Because you talk about it. Because you want to be roller skate earthy lady, so now I'm going to hit her where I think she's going to be. Yeah. Y'all niggas is old ass men.

Grow up, my nigga. Get younger. Niggas go on dates to curve bitches too. Stop. No, they don't. If you text me and play around,

I'm going to go out and I'm going to bomb you right there in there. I'm going to shit on you right there in there. I'm going to take you on a $300, $400 date curve. Yes, yes.

Niggas is narcissists like that, nigga. No, that's like a very, as you. Yes, niggas do that. That's me, Queens flow. I'll do that. If I wasn't married, I would do that. If you been playing me, I'm going to catch you.

I'm going to wait. I'm going to go out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't know for how bad you are. You going to learn not to ever play with a nigga like me again. That's me. I'm young with that energy.

Yeah, you spent. Oh, I got no time for that. I got no time to do that. I got no time. You sure told her. You spent how many hundred dollars on the date? You told her. It don't matter. That nigga's, oh, I got no time for that. I got no time to do that. You sure told her. You spent how many hundred dollars on the date? It don't matter. It ain't tricking if you got it, right?

Yes, it is. It is tricking. You can have that. It's still tricking. You can make that back. You going to reply to your little bro? No. I'm not.

What the fuck is this nigga talking about? I started this with, I am top of the list and speechless. Free fall. No, I want to hear you comment topical and speechless. Free fall. No, I want to hear you comment on what he said. Chill out. Is he going to spend more? No, no, we understand on that part. He's going to take a girl on a $300, $400 dinner just to shit on her.

To let her know, don't play with him. All right, I'm not going to play with you. Them lamb chops was amazing. You can have that. And I'm going home drunk. And thank you for the evening. You can have that. And I'm going home drunk. And thank you for the evening. You can have that. Where did you win at?

She'll take that. You can have that. You're going to know that because what I present or what I bring to the table, another nigga ain't doing it. That's how I feel. That's how I'm going to act and I'm going to present myself. Period. That's me. Yeah, niggas do a lot of really corny shit.

I mean, that's really just the bottom line. Niggas do a lot of really corny, corny shit, that's really just the bottom line. Niggas do a lot of really corny, corny shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Some old ass niggas that go on a date and want to fucking kiss up to the girl

to get pussy. If you get pussy, it don't matter, nigga. I can lose the pussy bad. That's not the purpose. That's what y'all niggas always like to giggle. That's not what niggas

are saying, man. Corey old ass giggling, nigga. You been in jail for 30 years, nigga. What the fuck you talking about? What you giggling over there for? That's not the purpose of the date. I don't know about you, nigga. Stop. that's not the purpose I don't know about you

that's not the purpose of the date that's not the purpose of your date stop Cuffee Combs stop I'm on your ass stop

you're not though that's not the purpose of your date you know what let's move on I just look at it different from y'all I may be bugged out

to do that I'll take that cool salute thank you y'all are hilarious yeah so yeah that was my date I'll take that. Cool. Salute. Thank you. Y'all are hilarious. Yeah.

So, yeah, that was my date. You a Scorpio too, right? I am. Yes. Why? That's Scorpio shit. What? What does that mean?

She's searching like Glenn Jones. I'm searching. I'm searching. You know. She is. Oh, shit. Y'all don't give your girl enough credit. Y'all don't give your girl Enough credit Y'all don't give me

Enough credit They don't Who said that They don't They don't I'm sitting here Trying to give you credit No y'all don't give

Honestly I'm sitting here Trying to give you credit And you acting like All men don't think like that That nigga wanted to fuck you Okay If you think that nigga

Was taking you on a date Cause he wanted to play checkers You are bugging That nigga wanted to fuck you Fuck Oh my think that nigga was taking you on a date because he wanted to play checkers, you are bugging. That nigga wanted to fuck you. The interaction wasn't that good pre-date. Let me see if I can turn the relationship to get to the promised land. I think he would have had a heart attack. The most aggressive.

No, that's true. I'm sitting here smiling. That nigga wanted to fuck. You smiling so that means your tone isn't aggressive? You sick fuck. I'm smiling. That nigga wanted to fuck. You smiling so that means your tone isn't aggressive? You sick fuck. I'm smiling, but you want to fuck. Listen.

We're in the greens over here. He had the weirdest comment too, and I'm going to wrap it up after this, but he had the weirdest comment too. Y'all are a doof about it. I swear. Because I need you guys

to answer this part for me too. He had the weirdest comment. That's impossible. Wait, what did you just say? 43. Oh, shit. We, what did you just say? 43. Oh, shit. We gotta do music and shit like that. Okay, all right, all right.

Forget it. I'm not gonna ask the question. I'm not gonna ask the question. But I am curious. I'm curious. What's the question? Do you guys send drinks over to a woman? Mel, Mel.

I just, hold on. 43, 43. 43. Okay. Hey, guess what? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. You send drinks over. Yes, Mel.

Do you talk about the fact that you sent drinks over like you want a fucking medal for it? That's weird, right? It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. There you go.

That's weird. Okay. Yo, Parks. There you go. Oh, my God, Parks. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Parks has picked up our water gun.

That's the rule. The digital screen, is it on? No. All right, so underneath, it looks like a silver circle. Push it in. Oh, God. And now you're on power. Those are different modes.

Paul, stop. Those are different firing modes. I think the middle one is, like, dangerous. Is that what you hit me with? No. I hit you with a single shot, fam. Was that a league or open? No, not.

Open is single shot, but it will keep firing. So let go. Sunday, niggas. Parks. Let me move. I wanted the allegiance. I wanted the allegiance. Oh, shit, yo. Oh shit.

What the fuck? Oh my god. I'm getting one. Oh shit. Yo, what is that? That's league. Nah, that's crazy. NBA, nigga.

That shit shoot them a rage like step. OK. Oh, my whole shirt is. Relax. All right. No problem. Moving right along. We're having a little fun in the studio with our new water gun. Holy shit.

That shit different from the Mofisto. That is fucking powerful. We just ordered them. All right. Word. You ordered yours? Yes. OK.

No producing. We have 45 minutes of kicking some strange dude's Back end Off of a Melissa Ford date And her little hot ass Is back outside tonight I'm doing it For the squad okay

I'm doing it for the team Stop looking at me Y'all not tricking me I'm ready to talk about Me too Oobie Yeah Cuck 22

Me too Cuck 22 Cuck 22 40 minutes Cuck 22 That's what I love this Okay so

Cuck 22 That's crazy Y'all wanna read the tweet? Go ahead Go ahead No you do Please you read everything Okay I got it

Alright Actually I will read the tweet Alright well here you go Show me the tweet I do read. Please, you read everything. Okay, I got it. All right. Actually, I will read the tweet. All right, well, here you go. Show me the tweet. I want to read it and have a little bit of fun. Okay. Whoa. Read it in your storytelling voice.

See, mine started. Well, you guys, it's officially been a week since I let my wife do a porn with another guy. I felt a little jealous at first, but gotta tell ya. Overall, wasn't that big a deal. She's watched me sleep with, see this is where he gets to turn to man.

She's watched me sleep with hundreds of girls and it's never affected our relationship. Sleeping with that gentleman, oh, his dick was bigger than yours. Oh, shit. They called him gentleman. He wasn't gentle at all. At all.

Holy shit. Sleeping with that gentleman has been amazing for both her career and our business. I'll try to plug your shit. Pause. Double autogra. Overall, I'm glad we did it

and I'm happy to report her vagina has returned to its original pre-BBC size wow that's Adam 22 here giving you the update on my wife's pussy

and our intermarital choices stretch that right on out now I'm not accustomed to having to talk about these types of topics

me neither so should we just leave it to the BBC I'm not accustomed to having to talk about these types of topics. Me neither. So should we just leave it to the BBC? I don't even know what that means. Big black cock. Whoa. Right? Whoa.

What? Listen, disclaimer. Nah, I don't like that. Disclaimer, audience. I have started drinking some champagne It is the fourth so fuck it I have said fuck it I'm drinking champagne Thank you Sade

She poured it for me Stop cause I'll turn up I'll shoot the shit out of you Anybody can get it Y'all go ahead and keep on BBCing around. Like, shit, see, we out here. Okay, so, but wait. All right, go ahead.

I didn't know that that's what that was. You have a video, you know, of the big black cop talking. Well, the guy who owns the BBC. Look at your face-ish. Stop looking at me, son. He's clutching his pearls. Oh, shit, there's's a video There's one time I get this random message on Twitter

Like hey Jason My wife's a big fan She wants to shoot a movie with you What are your movie filming rates I'm like yeah just 4k He's like okay that's fine That's fine we'll give you 10 I'm like alright cool

So I go there and I shoot the film with the woman I drop some severe glizzy destruction on her And the husband is recording this right I'm like this is where this shit like some people I'd never understood it right nonetheless so I got the glizzy on the woman or whatever so she got the gundog 3000 she's saying hey hey little man you like that he was like yes yeah anytime this beat is behind your shit, anytime the young kids put that beat or ether behind some shit.

He paid extra for the cucking? All right, let's have an adult conversation. Can we? He said it was 4K. He threw an extra six on top of the four. He doubled. He almost tripled it. He wanted to record it.

Am I tripping, or did he refer to it as a glizzy? He did. That should not be the focus here. There are way more things to talk about. I just feel like we should... Anyways, go on. He said pure glizzy destruction. I was dropping the glizzy on her.

You trying to saw that woman in her hair? I feel him coming. Are we going to saw that woman in her hair. I feel him coming. Are we going to have an adult conversation? No. Absolutely not. I don't think that's going to happen. I don't give a fuck what y'all want to do.

It's y'all part. No, we're going to have a conversation, but it might not be the most mature. Go ahead. Just don't do 50 minutes. You the one that was opening up the questions. I know I ain't. You said we're going to have adult conversation.

And y'all said no. No, we agree. We'll balance it. We and y'all said no no we agree we'll we'll balance it we'll try we'll do our best we'll do our best yeah I don't even know

what to say honestly I mean they really I don't I don't kink shame we start with that I don't kink shame that's your shit

that's your shit but public cuck holding that's the name of it right shit but public cuckolding that's the name of it right cuckolding yeah I would just do that privately I think that that's part of

I think it's a lot of yeah now this is the real COE flip this is what I mean this is COE he got he got a red camera

like his motive may have been a little he may have had mad motives operating at once Because if you're doing that to get your rocks off You can't really do that holding the camera and filming and watching it's just sound like abuse to me

He's doing it to get his rocks off. That's not like I'm monetizing Yeah, I think some of them niggas Recorded to get their rocks off too Yeah I was gonna But I think that You can always go back To the footage Nigga I am buying A tripod

Can't get the angle Why am I in there Angling for this nigga And they going crazy Alright cool You know the angles You wanna see Alright let's say

I'm rolling with All of that shit You know the angles He wanted to see That was crazy Where you from Rep your set right there Where you from

Rep your set He do what I ain't got nothing To do with that nigga Why you on What's this Come on Where you from? Rep your set right there. Where you from? Rep your set. He do what I ain't got nothing to do with that. Why you won't? What's this? Come on. Where you from again? Jersey. Which side?

Big Jersey. Hey. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Come on. I can't say that word no more. Yummy.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I think that's part of the cuck, though, is that it's public. No. I think the part... No. The cuck is... No.

It's a little bit of the... Public humiliation. The public humiliation. And it's a turn... I've never heard that part. Me neither. That's a thing. No, it is.

But I don't think that's a part of cuck holding. I don't think that's what cuck holding means. Oh. No, I think it's part of the cuck. I think that's the genre. Yeah. You could be a cuck. I'm assuming.

You got to put that out? Yeah. What the fuck are y'all saying? You don't have to put that out. Is that right? No. Everybody in the cuck holding community is dropping the link? No.

I'm sure we're doing it behind closed doors. But they're in the cuckolding community is dropping the link? No. I'm sure we're doing it behind closed doors. But they're in the porn business. Yeah, the porn business has a whole genre for cuckolding. And that's another thing. But there are people cuckolding that are not into porn. And I think that porn shit is used loosely now. Now that I got a little tad bit more information on them. They on OnlyFans.

Yeah. She ain't distributed nowhere. No. Is she? I think so. She ain't distributed nowhere. No. Is she? I think so. I don't know. I think there's a link on Twitter. This is a whole different definition for cuckold.

What does it say? The cuckolding shit is not public. This is some English shit. I don't know how to read it. I got you. It's some English shit. I don't know how to read it. They got some big words like wittingly and all that shit.

Why am I so excited? Wittingly. Wittingly had him stumped. This is really interesting because, okay. So how did you find this definition? I got it. I got it. Okay.

A concave shovel for cutting off the tempered clay coming from the pug mill in Brickmint. All right, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind. Yeah. Jesus. No, no, no, no. But wait, wait, underneath it, a cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife.

The wife of an adulterous husband is a cuck queen. Oh, shit. In biology, a cuckold is a male who unwittingly invests parental effort in juveniles who are not genetically his offspring wholly. Alright, the Urban Dictionary. Y'all mute up. A man who finds arousement

in watching his girlfriend slash wife having sex with another man. Thank you. Yeah, I don't have to drop that footage. Man, he wanted to monetize off his wife getting fucked. It's okay. He's been monetizing his wife getting fucked. It's okay. He's been monetizing his wife getting fucked. Yeah.

Man, call Fig Munity back and make it right, yo. Yeah, shit changed. Call Fig Munity back and piece this up, yo. Shout out to Fig Munity. Absolutely, shout out to them. Could you imagine that?

Fig Munity. AD, man. Get on the phone. I would have just lost it all. Yo, if those are my options Word Wait you have that video He probably felt like

I did the black people Want a fig mutiny nigga So now I'ma let a black man Do my white bro That's payback That's his reparation That's his reparation

You know what I'm saying I told y'all I stand with y'all So I'ma prove it Yo My bad about the Nazi I'ma let this dude Fuck my wife

And we even They got actual video of that shit You saw the video So I'm going to prove it Yo My bad about the Nazi I'm going to let this dude Fuck my wife And we even They got an actual video Of that shit You saw the video They bought it I did not No

No I did not Me neither No That nigga's on the website That nigga's on the front Of the website That nigga That nigga

John Abraham Or whatever the nigga's name is He on the front like this Holds nigga like this When I googled it last time. Blackened or blacked. Who the fuck is that nigga, son? So do y'all have any thoughts about the talking during?

Like her saying, you like that little man? That's the humiliation part. Him saying, yes, man. That's like them dominatrixes and shit. They do that. Them niggas be up close. He is a freak. Getting kicked and stomped on and shit. They do that. Them niggas be up close. Yeah. Getting kicked and stomped on and shit and spit on and disrespected.

That's part of they kink. Yeah. They like that shit. I like getting talked to, too. But the second you say the wrong shit, the record gonna stop. The record gonna. Yeah. Hold on. Who the fuck?

Lil Man. Yeah. Take that tiny ball. They gonna be like, whoa, what you said? Yeah, man. we got it. Go ahead. Man, if I'm the director of this, all right. When does Adam find out the size of this guy?

Does he know before time? I feel he solicited him. He reached out. He reached out. That don't mean you know the nigga's size. He reached out and said, yo, my wife is a huge fan of your work. That means he want to see why the fuck is my wife a huge fan of this nigga? He looked.

His wife is a huge fan of this nigga's work. This nigga's on internet and y'all a part of the porn community. He knows what that nigga's working on. Y'all muted up for a second. Y'all are right. Shit get different in real life. So whatever you seen

on your little phone when you was researching Objects and mirrors. Now this dude is in your room. He's in your room, yo. And let that shit fall. Wait, now he in your room with you. It unfurled.

He's walking like this. He's dropped that shit on the table. Like a carpet. And he wore jeans in. Oh, shit. And he wore jeans in your room, too. Yo. Ew, you let another nigga wear jeans in your room with a belt. And sit in your bed.

And he had to unstrap his belt in front of you. Oh, shit. He had no white feet underneath. He was ready, nigga. Second-depth nigga would have pulled some shit out. I'd have tapped him right on the shoulder. And that's your time, buddy. How much it cost?

You can go ahead and go. I'm going to go get you an extra tooth for your trouble. Let's see if you can make her come from over there. Oh, man. Let's see how good you really are, Mr. Power Dick Man. I'm going to get you an extra tooth. And you got to sign an NDA. All of this talking on the.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know how you let that one go. You signing something000. And you got to sign an NDA. All of this talking on the... Yeah, yeah. I don't know how you let that one go. You signing something. You ain't gonna be able to talk. I would be with all this until the doorbell rang. Nigga showed up in some basketball shorts. All this shit. Nah, son.

This shit is exciting. Until a nigga pull up. That nigga showed up in some ballin' shorts. Nigga shit was... Nigga came in some Olafs to your house. Open the door like this. Your place a residence. Nah, you ain't, nah, get out of here, nigga.

That nigga shit was that. And if you do that, I think there would have to be rules. Like, I think in this, like, she sucked it. That's what he said she did, yeah. I know. Yeah. What's the rules? Tell me. Wait, and you met did, yeah. I know. Yeah. What's the rules? Tell me.

Wait, and you met your, wait, after that. You're going to let the nigga put 14 inches of pipe in your queen, but she can't get a nigga no top? Well, I told him he has to gather his belongings and leave. What are you talking about? Impromptu, bud. Just popped up, but it's Thursday, so. Oh, man. Yeah, that's what I said.

But the sucking dick and you filming. Oh, Adam, you a, you a uh. COE? You a uh. COE. You the real COE, buddy. Holy shit. Oh, he was talking about it.

There was that other video that I sent you. That shit was mad fucking funny, too. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm good on that, dog. I don't even want to imagine my chick getting busted. Much less be sitting there watching it. I'm cool. Look at your face.

There's going to be some fighting in that room. For what? Save the hot takes for us. Didn't give that to the source. Why? You mad at him? He busting it better than you? I'm fighting.

Fighting who? There's going to be a tornado in that room. Oh, man. Oh, you might Fighting who? There's going to be a tornado in that mother. Oh, man. Oh, you might blow him. What? Oh, you might blow him. Yo! Yo, what the fuck, man?

Give me the gun. Give me the goddamn gun, yo. What's gotten into you, you freak-sick fuck? The sauce fucked you up, nigga. This nigga said the tornado. Pass me the Uwak, man. I'm farming, brother. Yo, I'm fighting the nigga, because he

busting your chick better than you. Third floor, please. Yo. Holy shit. Oh, man, yo. That's crazy. Oh, I want to tell a funny story, but I share enough on this thing.

Tell it, nigga. But I got a funny story. Oh, man. It's so funny, though. Why you... Oh, man. As he looks over at Sade to see, can I say this? Can I get this off?

Can I say this? Hey, Flip. Hey, Flip. Yo, yo. Wink, wink. Yeah, I got a funny story. He be trying to fake shit, Paul. He's looking for clearance.

Yeah, yeah. Sade, you want to hold the gun? His phone gonna vibrate in a second. You better fucking not. All right, never mind, y'all. Tell the story where Okay What you say why did you say just tell the story I'm a real man. Oh no, no fucking way

I'm trying to think is this relevant to our conversation? Might not be relevant What is that and he did wait to for the record he looks for Tom No you don't nigga. You wasn't looking for approval. You don't want to do that headache shit. And that's how the story was really, play with me. Yeah.

Play with me. All right. Joseph. We're sitting here waiting with bated breath. Is it happening or no? No, because you're all two on the edge of your seats. No, OK. So is your family.

OK. Your fans are on the edge of their seat, too. No, no, no. If you aren't going to tell the story, I got something I want to play for you guys. Let me hear it. I want to hear y'all's take on this. Oh, shit.

He just got out of it just like that. Listen, I'm going to help him out. I'm going to help him out. Don't let me out. Got you, right? Mm-mm. Got you. OK.

All right. Here we go. Look at y'all. Yeah, nigga. I ain't got to tell y'all shit. Here we go. Look at y'all. Yeah, nigga.

I ain't got to tell y'all shit. Giving adoration. Hold on. Wait, wait. Today we are going to talk about a phenomenal practice called pussy worship. Pussy worship is all about giving adoration, worship, respect, appreciation, and praising for the vagina or pussy and We're going to talk about Different connotations. We're going to talk about different guiding principles of how to do it and will give you a few practical ways to practice

Pussy worshipping but that's back slightly transform your sex life and relationship as a whole. That's facts. I will pass this around to you guys so you can get into the techniques he's giving. But do you guys like worship your girl's vagine? That's facts. Yes. You worship it? That's facts. How do you worship?

Like what are your own techniques of vagine worship? Now you want me to spill the sauce, you know what I mean? You want me to spill that secret sauce. Listen, I'm sure that there's some listeners out there You want niggas to spill the sauce You know what I mean You want me to spill that secret sauce I mean Listen I'm sure that there's some listeners Out there that are listening With You know

Please tell us What is the secret Flip Let's start with you You trying to turn it up You know I think Adam will give you a couple dollars To go head over there

No no no This isn't about me Okay This isn't about me You said? This isn't about me. You said you want to see that. That wasn't the best response. It's me. What the hell was that?

You want to see the techniques that niggas using? Oh, no, no, no. Listen, I've had my machine worshipped. She wants to know how you worship your wife's vagina. Oh, go ahead. Pass, right? She said flip. I pass on that.

It's a hot potato. You got to ice it. Guess what? I don't care. You got to ice it. I don't give a fuck. I'm a munch, so y'all can give me a pass. Are you a munch?

I'm a munch. Everything from the back. All of it. All the ways. Same thing? Yes. Good. So one of the techniques that he does say,

I'll just give you guys this free gem, right? Okay. He wants you to sit in front of the vagine and stare at it and look at it and examine all the parts of it. Inhale it. God, please.

Lord, what the fuck is this nigga letting this girl do today I apologize I apologize for walking out what the fuck are we talking about here tell her to stop now if I turn up on you nigga have you ever just like

you know kind of like you know put your hand in your chin and just like kind of stared at it she's a scorpion no man and she's clearly we go straight in, Mal. She's clearly in heat.

We go straight in front of Kim. She's clearly in heat. The vacation may not have went. I told you all that. She came back here looking for fire hydrants. She came back and ran to the nigga she wasn't even interested in. Oh my God. Where's the masseuse when you

need them? Oh shit. Oh, where is it? Man, she's drinking champagne. Anyway, I do all that shit you just said, but I'm down there looking for blackheads and shit. No, no. There go one.

Let me get that. You look like the type that would landscape. Yeah? While you're down there, you'd be like, hey, give me a razor, babe. You missed the spot. No? That's not you?

That's a bad idea. You see what he just did to his hand right there? I don't have a thumb. That would be fucking horrible. What the fuck you talking about? You do not want me

doing any of that. No, sirree. No. I ain't doing that. Aw. You wouldn't do that? I wouldn't,

ma. No? You'd do that, yes, I wouldn't mind doing that. It's getting tougher and tougher to segue into some Uzi. That's some strong Sunny Delight there.

That's strong. That is tough. You know when your girl comes home from brunch? Yes. The work. Yeah. We're seeing it in real time. Shut up, Mark. I think y'all are the most unpredictable cast in podcasting.

What do you mean? I agree. Like the days I think I have y'all pegged for what I'm going to get pause, and then what I get is so different than, yo, what is up, man? Mel, we trying to give you grace and mercy and sentimentality. I don't know what happened.

I'm here. I got it. I'm here. That nigga played his cards. If he'd have played his cards one more... He would have cut diamonds early. Because, man... diamonds early.

Because man. He laughing. Listen to y'all just laughing like hyenas. I'm not fixing it. That's funny. That's funny. That is funny. Do y'all care about

the Uzi thing? It's just not. You going to let me? Yes, let's go. Do y'all care that Uzi broke the drought? Do y'all? Oh, he's going to be number one? I think they announced it already, I think.

Oh, really? That's it. They're like 210. Not surprised. 215, something like that. What a projection. They're dissing us, saying that we need to go back and have another listen. I don't care what they say.

I've been dissed by better. I'm not. I've been dissed by better than that. All the comments. Yo, yo, yo, you bugging. Go back and listen. Uzi is now my new Brent. He's my rap Brent.

Y'all love it. I get it. I have now heard enough myself to conclude, not for me. But I'm not surprised. Didn't he go back to back weeks with like 300,000 last time he came around? Like two, three years ago, whatever that was. 280, something like that. Yeah, he bugged out last time he dropped.

He sells. He's a huge brand and star and appeals to many. But, yeah, I ain't heard another XO tour life from him. And that's the shit that got me on it in the Uzi. I ain't heard nothing like that. That record was hard. That was a great record. That record was hard.

But, hey, and I'm with being old now. Yeah. Like when these niggas say that shit is a slight or an insult, I am totally fine with being older now. Somebody on the internet, I was reading some shit, and they was like, yo, it's throwback Thursday. Remember when? And they went back to something from like 2018 or some shit.

2017. I was like, that's the throwback? Well, I played some shit on amp from 2001. They're like, oh, old school now. What the fuck is that? I ain't never heard that. I'm totally cool with being whatever

I thought my uncles and them were when I was listening to Please Hammer Don't Hurt Him. Yeah. Yeah. When I was listening to Please Hammer Don't Hurt Him, they was like, yo, look what they did to rap. They fucked rap up. This is what y'all kids is. The mumble shit.

The pants, the dressing. Same shit, bro. The dancing. It's a cycle. We moved up to the next level now. My uncle just break out into a burst, though. See, they don't do it like this to me. And I'm getting them to be like, chill.

Everybody. Chill, Orlando. Yeah. But yeah, so I'm all right with being whatever this version is of that. And I advise more of you rap niggas out there to acquiesce, adjust. Rick Ross on the skydive board,

the diving board. Ross on the diving board. I seen what your brain wanted to do. That's all your knees wanted to do. I seen what your brain wanted to do.

Your body said, no, sir. You probably at one point in time could have did that. Was used to doing it. Probably have done it a million times. Guess what, though? What happened is what happened.

Them knees said, nigga, no. Sit down, nigga. If you don't go make a hot dog hamburger. You better go wrap some with it. Yeah. Because this right here ain't it. That nigga rolled. Them knees.

Toys, ACL, MCL, BCL. Them knees was made of rubber He got the first jump Up there though It was the second one You got one in you Now you pushing it Gotta get the timing right

You wanna jump twice Sit your ass down Get higher Yeah That nigga really got fucked up He did really get fucked up Oh shit I seen a doc Alright I fucked up. He didn't really get fucked up. Oh, shit. I seen a doc.

I'm not going to hold you hostage. I'm not going to hold you hostage with this. But for a few years, I've been asking people, yo, man, whatever happened to American Gladiators? They like young people. I watched that. So I'm just surfing. And I see, oh, shit, a miniseries, American Gladiator. Nigga, that was my show.

That was my shit. So I click right on it. I got me a little Hot Friday Nightmare. I'm lit. They was fucking up contestants. Intentionally, though, they was getting their shit off. They was. They was going to the bodybuilder gyms to pick out Nitro and the rest of these niggas,

and then gave them weapons to start fucking the contestants up. Like regular Joes. Just regular people. With the big Q-tip shit. Yes, the double-sided Q-tip. Jimmy G, Jimmy G, Jimmy G was an ex-college and NFL player. Yes. And they was like, yo, we want a big black dude.

All right, I'll do it. Wait, Jimmy G was the long stay dude? The dude that stayed? Because the other new nigga had Roy rage. He got Roy rage and fucked one of the fans up. They used to be grabbing

niggas by the neck. The one at the end where you had to put the ball in the thing? Yeah. Take that shit serious. First collar like a motherfucker. They used to be

snatching niggas by the neck. You sat there and watched Nitro. I watched five episodes. I'm watching this. Where is this? Netflix. I'm watching this. Dog.

That was my shit. And the business, boy, the business part. You know the business was shady as hell. Yo, that'd be the fun part, watching this stuff as adults. The business is fucked up. They ain't have health insurance at the first. They didn't have a show. They was making shit up.

They was tearing their... Yo, the niggas said, yo, we gonna get a Velcro wall and strap them. Oh, yeah. It was like, yo, we gonna throw the niggas to the wall.

And he gonna stick to the wall. He was like, I didn't realize when they that big, they don't stick. Wait, no. So they just throw them to the wall.

No, he said, I got this from watching Letterman one night. Letterman just Velcro stuck to the wall. So I'm going to put these big ass wrestlers. Yo, that wrestler threw him on that wall a hundred times. They just kept swinging. You got to watch this shit.

This is a water show. Bro, the games that we know, like Joust. You got to see the ones that didn't make the cut. When they was trying to film the pilot, they had Shorty hooked up to the shit and they was pushing her back and she was just swinging

like a pendulum hitting the side of the stage fucking herself up. And old girl was like, yo, I pushed her like five, six times and she just kept hitting the side.

She never came back. She never came back. She never came back. It was like she left and never came back. Yeah, because the games before they got some money to really do it. My rib is broken. I got internal bleeding, motherfucker. It was like she left and never came back. Yeah, because the games before they got some money to really do it.

My rib is broken. I got internal bleeding, motherfucker. It was bad. Yo, nah. This shit was bad. Oh, man, yo. And then somehow from that,

my algorithm got to going. I done watched the movie about the creation of Hot Cheetos. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. The Hot Cheetos. The Jada dude.

It wasn't bad. Now, what's the controversy behind the Hot Cheetos? I heard it's crazy. Fire? My man told me that's the Hot Cheetos shit I heard it's crazy. Fire? My man told me that's the Hot Cheetos shit. The dude that made it

ain't get a dime. Wait, which man are you talking about? Yeah, Dan. You know Dan. He was like, yo, y'all should talk about the Hot Cheetos, doc.

I said, yo, my nigga, I'm not thinking about those fucking Hot Cheetos. That's Joe and them shit. Oh, Dan, he said it. Yeah, he know Dan. Niggas. You know Dan. Bitch don't give a fuck.

I love Ish's sources. Okay, we know. It wasn't good, though. Nah, I heard it was dope. Wait, so what's the controversy behind the Hot Cheetos? Boy, they was fucked up in the game. Doritos was kicking their ass. And then one of the dudes was a janitor.

You put some hot sauce on them shits? Nah, but he wasn't a janitor at first. He was fucked up. Then he had to go to the gang. Somehow the gang was running Cheetos. Wait, what? What? I don't know. Like the bloods? The dude had a baby coming. He had to go talk to

his man. His man ran a gang operation. So he's asking, yo, you got the hookup? Give me a job. I bet you know. But it's a gang house. So the nigga's like, no, nigga. But anyway, he ends up getting the job. And he comes in as a janitor.

So now he's a janitor. But they're getting their ass kicked he's out he's saying Doritos the company's struggling so he sees some kid I forgot what he ate he ate some chickens and the light bulb went off so he said all right that's my end I need to make these spicy oh his son ate something that was uh had some kick to it and he was like yo that's too hot he's like yeah pop but it's the good hot. So from that point on, they went and bought everything. He went and bought all this shit to try to spice up the Cheeto.

It was a smash. And yada, yada, you got to watch. Yeah. OK. That was my really poor recap of that show. I didn't think there could be controversy behind Cheetos. Oh, yeah, no, it was controversy. Yeah, it was controversy. You saved the company, and you ain't getting no bread.

That's some fucked up shit. Listen, when you start with the janitor has a great idea that's going to change your company. Yeah. Sign me up. I'm watching. I'm just saying. Oh, Parks, I started watching Hijack. Has everyone seen it?

Oh, me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Oh, yeah. I saw that. Oh, I thought it was you. But me too. No.

All right, man. Yeah. Everybody got to watch that with us. I only watch the preview. I'm going to watch. I'm that. I thought it was you, but me too. No. All right, man. Yeah. Everybody got to watch that with us. I only watch the preview. I'm going to watch. They end these,

they're really great at ending episodes. I will say that so far. There's only two episodes out. I hate this. Yeah. I hate this episodic

shit, but y'all are making me do it. It's Idris Elba. Was good. Anything on a plane is great. Snakes on a plane was great.

It was. It really was. It was. I never saw great. Snakes on a plane was great. It was. It really was. It was. I never saw that. Snakes on a plane. I mean, you don't... Sit down. I mean, I told my dad. If you just stop moving for two seconds, you might... It's a hot girl

summer, man. It is a hot girl summer. It is a hot girl summer. It's true. It's true. Moving around like this. Who determined that? The hot girls. And we chase them. Wherever they go, that's where the niggas go. Where are they going next?

I don't know. Niggas will be there though when they find out. Hot girl summer. Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay, can I ask a question? No. Oh.

Why is f*** ballers on the board? What is happening here? Ish. Ooh. All right. Well, this is the thing about how these types of infrastructures are built. And, I mean, you guys work with me. I'll drop a little science on how this infrastructure is built.

Yes. It's an independent thing. Try to do everything independent, self-owned, by us, for us. But time and time again, sometimes you want to sell the product. Partner. Right. Like a distributor. Like Netflix, the app.

Any of these companies out here paying boo-coo dollars, man. any of these companies out here paying boo-koo dollars, man. So, how it works is I'm going to pay y'all to get a product that I think is, like, sellable. You know, like, to people that buy this type of stuff. But for some reason, you and you now, it should flip. Y'all come in here and have, like, these views that are really important to get off. And I stand in support of you guys.

But some of them make it just a little tough to create, like, a sellable. Where do I? And so y'all just leave after this. I got to, like, sell this shit. Got you. Got you. Okay. But. JVP.

JVP. Where would you be without the JVP? And we're back. We are. Yes, we are. All right. So in our Joe's not producing pod. Come on.

What do we got? What's next? Listen, forgive us audience Today's our holiday It is Today's our holiday But the wild part is Would it be in the holiday

But it's not our holiday Ain't really no Y'all seen any good cookouts Did y'all hear Nah I went to them all this weekend I'm 4th of July now Now it's actual 4th

I don't care My friends are like Yo let's go watch the fireworks This shit was weak Yeah This was weak sauce I didn't know if it was just me So I, let's go watch the fireworks now. This shit was weak. Yeah. This was weak sauce. I didn't know if it was just me, so I wanted to ask y'all. You see good cookouts on what day?

The weekend, right? Weekend. Yeah, Saturday, Sunday was my shits. Nah, but it could be some shit going on. We at work. Exactly. There's not much going on. I'm talking about even the weekend.

Did y'all hit any fire cookouts over the weekend? No. I did. I went to the fair. I went to the Meadowlands went to the Madeline's Fair that they do every year. Took Lex, my mom, my dad, my sister, her two friends.

Nice. That was cool. That was cool. I'm not built to take my son places like the trampoline park, the fair. I'm not that type of dad. Why not? Get nervous nervous it's my baby it's my baby he don't know what he fuck with what he don't fuck with we walk in take the long walk past all the little

food and shit it's all these colors we went to daytime when the sun was out. Smart, smart. Right? So like family fun. Parents and shit. Here we go. First thing we see to the left, right there, the spin thingamajiggy. Here come my sister, her friends. Hey, let's do the spin thingamajiggy. It's cool. Let's take a look.

He fits the height. The height thing, the little line thing. That never meant anything to me before because I'm tall. But that thing's important. He meant the height thing. That never meant anything to me before because I'm tall. But that thing's important. He meant the height thing. Good. He's tall. That's the problem.

He's tall for his age. And he get on that thing and that thing... Dore, my son was so confused. Now, I get off the back. They say, don't lean back. I'm holding my baby the whole ride.

Don't worry, baby! We're going to get off of this thing! And we stopped, and I said, yep, that's the end of this little fair thing in my jiggy.

Then we did the haunted house nine times in the daytime. Fuck that. I'm not built for it. Y'all girl dads is tougher than us. I'm about to say, my baby's the exact opposite. She would not fuck with no haunted house.

That's out. Girls are born with privilege. But all that other shit, that, she with it. They born with this girl privilege. Like, look, from early. They don't give a fuck. They don't ignore signs of danger. Melissa just came on vacation, went out with some total stranger. They don't think a fuck. They don't ignore signs of danger. Melissa just came on vacation, went out with some total strangers.

They don't think about danger. Meanwhile. From early. Why would you say that? Yeah, I can't do that. But the fair was cool. Then nighttime started hitting and teenagers started coming out. Gotta go.

Started looking dingier and dirtier. But I'm in the fair and I'm looking at- I thought you was over it last year. I was, but I took my son and my mom'm looking at... I thought you was over it last year. I was, but I took my son and my mom and my dad. It was like a thing this year. My dad was going to go

to Coney Island. I was like, okay, bye. You have fun. But we made it a family thing and came over here. But I'm thinking,

you know, I'm looking at the rides. I'm looking at the thing that control the rides. I mean, we don't have much room to judge the motion game people

we do some bullshit yo you said that last year like yo the niggas operating the rides the dudes that's operating the shit every year I'm about

to fuck one of them niggas up every year never fails come on we can just move on we had the haunted house shit

my little sister and her two friends get on the thing that thing is attached to the other thing so he trying to send that on I'm like wait no we here to ride together so they walk back then another car come so we all go in thinking we gonna ride together

this bitch ass nigga gonna disconnect the front car the car coming I'm gonna learn you something Mr. The car coming. I'm going to learn you something. I'm going to learn you something Mr. Smarty Pants. I said you know what? I'm going to do that one on purpose. What did you say to him?

What did you say to him? What did I say to him? Yeah. I said I thought I just told your ass that we wanted to ride together. He said yeah but capacity. Well capacity meant

to tell somebody tell somebody else to come on so I could ride with the fucking people I asked to ride with. Stop playing with me. And then he just looked at the line and look at me no more.

But then that made me mad. So I wanted to continue to beef, but I caught myself. You with your kid. He said, yo, I just came home. I don't even want, you know what I mean? Teach this rapper nigga a thing. I'm going to put my whole sneak in that nigga's mouth. See, that's back to our Patreon argument.

That nigga just came home. Back to our Patreon argument. Sometimes it's better to be nobody than to be somebody this is one of those instances for me you know how many times i want to put hands and feet on somebody but i can't because people know who i am two years ago at great adventure this nigga tried to play me he was loud i told the story i think he was loud in the motherfucking uh flash flash pass ticket line he got loud but it but it was COVID time. So I had my mask on still. And when he was getting loud,

I was trying to let him get his shit off, but he was going too crazy. Start walking to him and take my mask off. I was like, you can't do it. Now on the mature side,

that saved you. Oh, thanks. I'm just saying, if you look at it, because if you were a nobody and could put hands on them, now you got to deal with the shit that come with that. I'll take that. When you nobody, listen, I get the newspaper. Sometimes I get to that part of the paper where they be like,

oh shit, Johnny bust his gun, stood before the judge downtown at 3.30, let him off on attempted murder, couple gun charges. He RRR. He'll be back next. I'm like, wait, I never have that luck. I never get that luck. It goes different a lot too.

When I see the judge, it's jogging nobody to judge. Don't nobody know this nigga. Send his ass up. 50 off the rip. These niggas that be moving around with all these weapons and shit, y'all get the good judges. Y'all get the good judges Y'all get the good judges anyway What else what else what else what else you speaking six flags? I went this weekend

But you had six flags. We just did the uh the Safari shit cuz she wanted to see some animals Mmm, how was that? I'm trying to go through what a bitch Taking my daughter to see animals, right? Oh, I thought it was you and your girl. No. Oh. My daughter. No. Nigga. Oh, yeah, I would have been with you then.

I'm taking her back. No, I would have been with you then. No, I'm taking her back. No, she wanted to see some animals, so we did that shit. That shit long as in the motherfucker. Yo, you go five miles per hour? Yeah. You drive your own car through.

What? Yeah, you drive your own car. You drive your own car. Yeah. I want to go there. This is for poor people. This is not for poor people. It's your own car through. What? Yeah, you drive your own car. You drive your own car. I want to go there. This is for poor people. This is not for poor people. It's not for poor people. Hey, what's up with you?

Yo, let me talk to you real quick. Yo, fam, if the rhino or the lion come scratch your shit up. So why you always so critical, nigga? Like, I brought my kids here. You made that little daycare comment with the daycare. Me and...

Now, let's talk about that. I brought my kids here. You said this shit turned into a daycare because me and Imani had our kids. I didn't even hear that. No, he did. The nigga did. Oh, this shit bring your kids to work days. What's up with you, nigga? That's rude, man. I never seen a nigga with four kids be with them all. Oh, shit. And then you hug my son and then he says shit you say you started to look at

me i said what you gonna say you got something to say like you you don't got no etiquette for other niggas kids that's not true don't do that don't do that i love i love all your kids mad at them niggas it was mad at them niggas because you know what i was looking at your kids and i'm my brain so i was thinking damn the fourth time having that talk with my wife I don't know that's what I was trying to imagine I was trying to imagine you and your wife's conversation the fourth half with three of these little bad ass niggas three of these niggas is wrong alright I don't give a fuck it's three examples yeah and now yep again I don't I'd be thinking of shit like that. I don't know how that's going.

You looked at me. You started staring. You said, I got so much issues, bro. I said, what you got to say? Yo, you really? You got issues, dog? Yo, dog. For real?

Yes. You don't think that sounds? That's nuts, dog. Like, yo, you just don't? No? I don't know what a nigga said. I guess this is bringing a child to work. You know, like, some n guess this is bringing families and shit like

something like that. Shit. My children. It'd be niggas. I'd be happy having more kids like they want big ass families, bro.

I do. They're the one right there. There you go. Yeah. Say something small. Yeah. No,

I've been waiting for you to behave like this because of wife privilege. What do you mean? So don't tell me about all of that. I love having six, seven, eight, and nine kids. Tell me about that when you don't have wife privilege. I don't know what wife privilege is.

Well, wow. Okay, it's a topic. What's wife privilege? Being married. Oh, being a married person. I'm saying with your wife or life partner there to assist, hold down, allow you the runway to chase your dreams, pursue your dreams, be out, not really worry about hours and schedules and certain things. That is a privilege that men like you have. But Joe, not everybody live that that like needing the hours out.

Like some niggas is really nine to five niggas with a family. Exactly. It's true. Like there's a whole other side of that.

Not just that, I don't think you're supposed to be having six or seven kids if you don't have a life partner or who am I to judge? There you go. You just gotta uncle it out.

No, that's not uncleing nothing. You're judging them. Yo, I just said I'm not judging. I'm saying that life becomes awkward if you have five or six kids by different individuals. Then that's harder to maintain. Unless you Nick Cannon.

Hey, psst, psst. The nigga Arlon is awkward. Well, we can't hear you. What the fuck? Then we awkward. How? I got two kids. Me too.

There you go. Two different women. Already we walking the tightrope. No, I'm with my baby mom. So it's a different story. Bro, y'all never. No, no, no. I'm with you.

I'm with you. I'm with you. What you're saying, you are correct. He is right. But he's going to make it difficult. Yeah, push through it. It is harder if you have five baby mothers, five kids. It's harder.

You know what I'm saying? Multiple baby mothers. But if you're married and all my children are about the same woman, so it's different. Respect. I can see them at the same time. I can tuck them in at the same time. Shout out to you. But Nico was talking about you.

He was like, yo. What did Nico say about me? But Nico was talking about you. He was like, yo. What did Nico say about me? Because you hugged him. And he was like, I fuck with your father. But Nico came over and said, hey, yo. He thought you said something else. I said, Nico, watch this. I almost had to check him.

And he was like. Nico said, hey, yo. He heard the rumors online, too. Nico said, hey, yo, Daddy Paul. You heard that? I'm like, heard what? And he looked at you. Nico said, hey, yo, Daddy Paul, you heard that? I'm like, heard what? And he looked at you. I said, Joe, what you said?

Nico bogged down. He hit a whiff. Yeah. And then you looked at me and said, I got so much to say to you. I thought about that this whole week. And I said, nigga, I'll set that nigga on fire. He playing around my family, nigga. Can your wife...

Pardon me for a second. Look at you. You've been sipping away. Look at your eyes. You are... I'm so straight. You are... I'm great.

Your male is gone. Let me see you, man. I am so here. Let me see you. Let me see you. He lost. Fuck you. Don't ever hear that.

That's rude. That's rude. Don't ever hear that. Xbox. Parks. Yo. Can your wife go to a party that ends at 10 a.m.? Ends at 10 a.m.?

When did it start? 10 p.m. It started at 10 p.m.? What time did it start? Like a rave? I guess. Yeah. It would depend on whose party it is.

It's the rave. It's the Dominican rave. Somewhere outside? Yeah. She went to her parties that her brother throws or something like that. No. No. No. No. No, I just ain't. My brother. Somewhere outside? Yeah. Because she went to her parties at her brother's throws or something like that. No, no, no.

No, I just ain't a brother, big dog. This ain't family. This ain't a brother, big dog. I don't think I would be comfortable with that, no. I don't think she would be comfortable if I did that shit. Let's keep it on. A party that ends at 10 a.m. No.

Ice. No. Go ahead. From the night before? The hell no. Ish. She could go. She can't stay till 10 a.m.

She can go. Oh, no. She can't get home at 8. She ain't going to close at that. About 2-ish. Wait, what? 2-ish? So you want her to be at open 10 p.m., 11 p.m.?

Dog, clubs close at 2, 3. But this one closed at 10 a.m. in the morning. When they close? She might have her ass home before that. I don't care when they close. Look, you're looking for a way to be on her side because you a.m. in the morning. When they close? She's going to have her ass home before that. I don't care when they close. Look, you're looking for a way to be on her side because you a bitch ass nigga. But, but, answer my question first. If it's a Caribbean party, it's different.

Juve. It's Juve. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Juve is different. Yeah. Juve is different. It's Juve-ish. My wife is, my wife is, my wife is.

Hold on, let me explain. You're not coming in the house. Let me explain. It's Juve. I don't give a shit. No. My wife is Juve Hold on let me explain You not coming in the house Let me explain It's Juve I don't give a shit No My wife is No

It's Juve Don't care Nigga I don't care Melissa it's Juve My wife is Trinidadian Juve In Trinidad

They are out From the night To the morning For days That's cool Hold on for days And on top of that Even in Brooklyn

When they do Juve Stop making Alright No finish Cause this is important you have to see this you're the only one that can speak from this POV so please but the jokes is coming my wife is Trinidadian so they're used to living like that right Juve they be

out all morning and everything and I trust my wife so can she be out till 10am maybe not 10am but 8am she can go. 8 a.m. Yeah, she can be like 8 a.m., 7 a.m., yeah. It's Juvie. They throwing powder.

It's Juvie. They doing shit. It's carnival. That's their tradition. Juvie's fun. Yeah, that's their tradition. I may be out there with her. No, no, you not.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. By herself? Yeah, by herself. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Yeah, yeah, it's Juvie. Her and no, no, no. By herself? Yeah, by herself. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Yeah, yeah, Juvé. Her and Winston in the moment. Her and who? Oh.

All right. The other Trevor. Yo. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to vomit you. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.

I'm going to set your ass on fire, nigga. Winston and Trevor, Donovan. All right, so most of this room don't care that it's Juve. The answer is no. Nuve. No vey. No vey. Sit your ass home, vey.

That's their culture, though. Oh, good. Come on. I'll hang some shit up in the house. Come on. Come on. We're going to have Juve in this house. I'll throw some powder at your ass.

Oh, shit. I'll draw the sunrise. I'll play some one dance and all that. I'll throw some powder at your ass. Oh, shit. I'll draw the sunrise. I'll play some one dance and all that. I need a one dance. You're a joke. That's fucking crazy. You're playing

I need a one dance. One nigga's dad is my man. Holy shit. I try to beat I'm being there with the Johnson & Johnson. You like powder? I got you.

I try to beat the sun home. I try to beat the sun home. Me. So I'm trying to You know what I'm got you. I try to beat the sun home. I try to beat the sun home. Me. So I'm trying to, you know what I'm saying? I don't, I beat the sun home, bro. Juve. Nah, say less. Chichi, you try to talk from the side.

I didn't even know she was tripping daddy. Me neither. Me neither. It's for me. You didn't know she was tripping daddy? Me neither. I had no idea what this nigga was. This year, all, she tired.

This year, all of a sudden. Don't play around with Trinidadian. I got it. Yeah, I know. I know. He sent me. Trinidadian. Hey!

You got to bring her to see Marshall Mantano and them niggas. Nigga, you got to do that. You got to get a part of her culture. You do that. You have to get a part of her culture. You do that. You have the means. Marshall Mathers. See, y'all niggas want to make jokes. Stop making jokes.

By the time she told me that she was going to this party. It's not a party, bro. By the time she told me she was going to this celebration. Festival. And she sent me a. She sent me an Eventbrite link Oh that Oh that fixes it then Now you know

It's You got the link with the flyer And the whole shit now Tell me what Tell me where that picture's lost What was the picture Yo Can we see the picture

Yo go to your phone Stop playing with me Let us see the link Stop I don't give a Let us see the flyer Let me see the pictures, y'all? Go to your phone. Stop playing with me. Let us see the link. Stop. I don't give a... Let us see the flyer. Let me see the flyer. Tell me something.

Can you go to Target? Yo, I know they have some funny pictures, yo. Dog. Can I see the flyer? The flyer will tell me a lot. 10 a.m. told me a lot. I don't need to hear nothing else after that. Oh, wait. So that's what I was trying to tell y'all. So by the time she told me a lot. I don't need to hear nothing else after that. I was going to say you told her to do it. Oh, wait.

So that's what I was trying to tell y'all. So by the time she told me this was happening, I was so mad that I figured, let me just not pay her no mind and let some hours pass. And then I'll kick it when she did it already. So from like 10 PM to 2 AM, I just got like smoke coming from my head. But I'm keeping it inside. It's around 2 AM. I hit her like smoke coming from my head but I'm keeping it inside. It's around 2 a.m.

I hit it like with the tight little how's everything. So what did you end up wearing? So I ain't leave yet. Wait. Oh, I ain't even leave yet. Leave what?

My girl. So go there? You'll never guess what happened. Such and such. I am still right here. Where's right here? Oh. Gotcha.

Might as well stay home then. Uh-uh. Uh-uh, sorry. When you get with somebody from a different culture, sometimes you have to adjust to their culture. Well, you need to know that up front, too. You're not springing that on me. The niggas didn't know.

Down the line, niggas. You really didn't know she was. You didn't. Flip. Oh, shit. You really didn't know she was Trinidadian? You don't want me to go to your shit for that? I think this is hilarious. I think this is hilarious. How about in my culture, you get home before the sun comes up. In black culture, you get home, bring your ass home before the sun come on.

Listen, my wife don't play when it comes to our culture, though. They take that shit very Trinidadian. She say, y'all niggas start taking me for a joke.

They start saying things Caribbean people don't take. When you start to make fun or light or something, they take that shit serious. I'm trying to see where this go. I actually like it. I'm entertained

because I go through this shit all the time. Keep going, nigga. Keep going. Let me see the fly. Let me hype it. Let me see the flyer. Let me hype it. Let me see the flyer. Did it have a lady with the wings on her, nigga?

Was it one of that shit? Did it have a nigga in there? It's carnival-esque? Yes. Whoa. Yes. But the only thing I didn't, when I first got married, I didn't like it. Why?

Because, nigga, you outside, niggas be dancing, throwing powder. Niggas be winding up on you. I don't like that shit. But you got to trust your girl. You got to trust your girl. You got to know. You got to trust your woman. Can I ask a question?

Hold on, nigga. Let me give my girl credit, nigga. Give your girl credit. What the fuck you doing, bro? Rock out. My bad. It's on your world. I do enough shit.

I see your ass. Enough. Let me. You got to trust your woman. OK? That's it. You got to trust your woman. OK? That's it. You got to trust her, understand that if she go out there and have a dance, she wouldn't dance like that.

Or she wouldn't shake her ass or somebody's. She wouldn't gyrate. She would just dance to herself. Yeah, you got to respect it. I seen women do it. I went to carnival one time, and I seen, I watched niggas girls. Let me see what you do.

Does your wife wear the whole, like, you know? Hell no. She's. No, that's part of the culture, though. No, no, no, that's the culture, though. You trust your wife. You trust your wife. I do, I do.

You trust your wife. So what's up, then? I don't want to talk about that. I don't know. She's just not into it. I ain't no one. Baby! I got a question.

I want to ask a question. All right, so y'all know I took a question I want to ask a question alright so y'all know I took a flight recently I wanted to ask y'all about y'all worst airline experiences like absolute worst shit no not y'all or you

fuck cause theirs would just be yeah theirs would be like y'all have to walk through and see y'all. 40-minute farrow over here. Yo. Have y'all had, not flip parks particularly.

I can't talk to the elitist crowd. Are you talking about the actual flight or? Just anything. Anything at the airport, airlines, anything. I mean, I definitely was on a flight one time.. Anything at the airport, airlines, anything. I mean, I definitely was on a flight one time. I've been on a couple of bad flights, actually.

And we were landing, and then all of a sudden, we abruptly pulled back up because someone else was trying to land. So we almost collided on the runway. Wow. That was terrifying. I had one of those. That was terrifying. I had one of those. I was landing. I was in Virginia.

And it was a hurricane. They had beat the hurricane, supposedly. And literally, dog, this shit was like TV. Like, the wings was literally going like this on the plane. Oh, hell no. No bullshit. It was a landing gear. You was in first class on that flight?

Yeah, the landing gear came down and everything. Landing gear came down and all that. And literally, the wings was going like this. You could see the ground as that shit was going like that. Like tipping? He took back off and landed in Newport News. No bullshit. Can I ask you a question?

Sure. You think the nigga in Economy felt the same thing you felt on that flight? You motherfucking right. Okay. Yeah, but no bullshit. He took back off on some Top Gun shit and went to Newport News. I headed a hurricane and landed in Newport News. I had to drive all the way back up to Richmond.

That shit was scary as fuck. I just saw a video with a plane landing on the highway. What? Dead. Emergency. Yeah, that has to be some emergency shit. Yo, bite him in the fucking highway, nigga.

Cars and shit Moving out the way It's crazy Yo buy them the flying car I saw that I saw that They taking pre-orders They are

It's only 300,000 Only You go ahead Buy one first You know one These rap niggas Gonna go get one So they can save

The first one with it Even with like The new BMWs and shit You know they got The electric BMs The 7 series They said nigga I worked the kinks out How you gonna work The kink out My nigga Even with like the new BMWs and shit. You know they got the electric BMWs, the 7 Series. They said they got to work the kinks out.

How you going to work the kink out, my nigga? Put that shit fuck up in the air. Good. It's a beta. Same shit with the Tesla and all that other shit. That's on the ground. Yeah. Oh, you in the air and you fuck up.

Electric system, a little short. You're a little short. You know what I'm saying? You're 30 feet up, a little short. Shut up for the OS. We're going to fix that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to fix that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to fix it.

He fucking crazy, nigga. Yeah, nah, I'm cool. I'll get like year 10. Yeah. Year seven. When they got it right. Yeah, when George and them get it. I'm good.

You know how fucking insane it's going to be when people start pulling up in the middle of traffic and take it off? You know how insane it's going to be when motherfuckers who can't drive on the ground think they got the flying car there? Exactly. Go try to park that shit on someone's rooftop. When she trying to do her makeup while flying. Shorty fly back with the fatty.

Shorty fly. You could just make a U-turn in the air to go back. Oh yeah. I might be some fly shit though. It's on. Nah, I'd pull up right to the balcony to go back. Oh, yeah. I might be some fly shit, though. It's on. Yeah, it's on. Nah, I pull up right to the balcony. You fly. Yeah.

That nigga Ice got gang. Don't even come down. Ice gonna get arrested. Dog, think about that. People are looking at people's balconies. Florida's fun. She on the 14th floor getting dressed. You just like, yo.

What's that? Who that nigga right? Yeah, it's going down I'm good oh that's Ice from the JVP yo sick stupid yeah

oh man I ain't producing what else you got what else is important none of it's important nothing at all we kicking it

is it your kids trying to sleep in your bed that's a fight i don't like i i'll be feeling like i'm literally wrestling like my daughter at night oh daddy let me sleep in the bed okay cool that'd be fine for a few minutes and then different she kicks the out of you bro i think like sideways sideways sideways and i know all anybody out here with, younger kids can relate, bro. This shit is like, I think it's intentional.

No, they don't. Like, you mad at me about some shit? Like, from happening earlier or something? No, my daughter be sleeping, she be rolling, bro. She be sideways. Like, I barely sleep in the bed. Imagine you sleep, good sleep, and somebody just, with all they strength, kick you right here in the side. I'd be having to catch myself like,

oh shit, this is my... I like her. I love her. Her, yeah. It's a whole different ballgame. Move over there short. You just gotta submit, yo. I don't even sleep really. Be at the edge on your shoulder.

This much mattress, yo. You know what I'm saying? You'd be fucked. But how do you make the decision between sending them back to their room or saying, okay, you can come into the bed with me? I tap out, I submit. With me, it's usually whatever, what time it is. Like, if it's earlier in the night,

I'll let you fall asleep, try to pick you up, take you back in your room. But if it's three, four in the morning and I'm dead tired, fuck it. I'll move. Yeah, I dead tired fuck it I'll move yeah just a minute I'll move

you got it you got it cause I don't need you waking me up again you're West Indian so do you have rules against the kids sleeping in the bed

and stuff no no okay I just I don't like it because I have a lot of kids

that had to get a bigger bed and I hate the way they sleep um they sleep at an angle like this niggas be horizontal they be horizontal They sleep at an angle. Like this. Niggas be horizontal. They be horizontal. They sleep at an angle.

And then they, like when they younger, they, like when they older, it's a little bit different. And when we all sleep on the bed, like JR and them may sleep like on the bottom, but long way.

And then when we do the family shit, but what? You my man. Let me dab you up first. I love you, right? I'm playing my, my man. Let me dap you up first. I love you, right? I'm playing my game. He daps you up first, though. I'm about to fire at you.

He flip. He daps you up, though. If I knew you, it'd be all of y'all on the bed? No, sometimes if we watching and we playing pause, like, you trying to call us? I can't say that. Sometimes we watching a show or something like that, the kids may fall asleep. I'm not going to move my kids off the bed. I'm just saying, I got a big enough bed, I got my bed is huge. You got two kings

Don't worry what I got had a big enough bed for all of us to sleep on the bed But what I'm saying is that you're not a small guy. Yeah when I was younger You take a full You take a fool by yourself. You a few kids yourself. Yo. This nigga. You a full size. I can see them trying to kick you out the fucking bed.

It ain't comfy, Pop. All right, my man. I'm good at you too. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. Tuck and roll. That nigga. Roll over.

Roll over. Hey, Pop. Stop tucking the blanket over your fat ass. We trying to get your body. Yo. Yo, you be snoring? You snore, yo? I wanted to ask y'all a different question,

but I didn't want to take this a different way. Ask the questions. Fuck you. Nah. Ask the questions. Flip going to fuck you up. Go ahead. Nah. It's a question. We got to edit button. True.

Nah. No. Come on. You know the question, Corey? I can hear it in my head. It just don't sound palatable. But I do have a question that I was dying to ask y'all before y'all even brought this up. I think I know where you're going, but yeah, don't go there.

About what? Yeah, yeah. About just learning the hows and how not to sleep with your kid in the bed. Oh. Leave that one right alone. What's wrong with that? What do you dude. What's wrong with that? What do you mean, what's wrong with it? The hows and hows not to sleep.

Yeah, you can't get curious. JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP? Sorry. Sorry. Ah. Sicko. sorry hey get off of that hey that's mine are you crazy anyway parks so you went to some barbecues this weekend right I did

okay alright what kind of barbecues did you show up to there's a variety what kind of barbecues did you show up to were they black barbecues

were they mixed white barbecues mixed integrated integrated raisins and the potatoes what'd you do on Juneteenth fam enough of this

I was with y'all fuck this did they make the patties with the I was about to sayall Fuck this Did they make the patties With the I was about to say that I bet you they There was no burger That's what I saw

So you was at the cookout With no burger You were at fancy shit With like ribs And oh fuck Yeah that sounds like White shit White shit

No it was White shit No hamburgers No hamburgers Brisket and ribs Brisket At the cookout There might have been

Burgers there somewhere But I wasn't looking At them shits I mean the brisket and ribs. No hamburgers, brisket and ribs. Just ribs and brisket at the cookout? There might have been burgers there somewhere, but I wasn't looking at them shits. I mean, brisket and short ribs and shit then. Not looking for burgers either. It was black people cooking and white people cooking. It wasn't burgers. It was separate grills? One grill.

One grill. One grill. Yo. And it was just brisket and ribs. Ribs, chicken. Corn, fish. I'm sorry? Corn, fish, comma.

It was a comma. Comma in between. I was like, what the fuck is a corn fish? Corn on the cob at the cookout? I don't think there was corn on the cob, no. Black cookouts, we do corn on the cob. Absolutely. Gotta have corn on the cob. no. Black cook house, we do corn on the cob. Absolutely. Gotta have corn on the cob.

Very good. Yeah, but... You don't do corn on the cob? Yes. Oh, I don't think nigga, you laughing, bud. I didn't think we was breaking ground with this one.

Yo, corn on the cob, right? Yeah. Did they have shish kebab? Did they have shish kebabs there? Probably so. Probably so. Yeah, I mean... Y'all so fascinated. Y'all ain't even asking the right shit.

What would it look like? Nah, it was more family event. That's why it was good food? Never mind. That's why it was not no cheap burgers. Because it was family. You had brisket for your auntie. Yeah.

No girls. I mean, there was girls, but they were all married and had their kids and all that auntie. Yeah. No girls. But they're all married and had their kids. No girls. Not that Zara on the weekend. What happened to Zara on the weekend? How'd that go? What's that looking like? What you went Zara for?

Clothes. For who? Me. Okay, move it along. I won't delve any further. So what's Zara look like? You ain't wore Zara nothing in 14 years. Hey, yo, shut up.

Yo, you talking to me. That's not true. All right, I hear you. I get cop a little Zara tee or a little black button down from Zara where it don't really matter what it is. I know. I know. I know. I'm with you. To where, where?

And I was in there for my son. Oh, there you go. He's buying kid clothes. I like Zara's kid clothes compared to Gap and kids and all that shit. Like they try to,

they try to do a little something. Yeah. I'm on a fucking thick single mom in Zara without the dad. Oh shit.

I was like, oh shit. Holy shit, look at Zara Without the dad Oh shit I was like Oh shit This is fine Holy shit Look at Zara Here I am For Zara on a Saturday Target wasn't bad

Last week neither Y'all gonna You know where they really at Church No Jail visits Oh shit I could see it

I could see it Actually I could see this Love fam You supposed to be in there Visiting He was I was I could see it. I could see it. Actually, I could see that. Love, fam. You're supposed to be in there visiting. He was. I was. But I had to wait. Yeah.

I would feel guilty bagging at the jail visit, though. Somebody needs her. Somebody needs her more than I do. But, Lo, yo, you're doing a benefit to the community. No, you're not. How do you figure? Because you are keeping her comforted when her man can't. You're making the ecosystem.

Yes, the circle of life. The same way you think my brain is sick, I think your brain is sick. I just want you to know that. Yo, it's the circle of life. He got 14 years. She's lonely. She needs God's work. I remember one time we was throwing

the kickback on the rooftop, maybe 2013, 2014-ish, somewhere around there. And a friend came over and she bought a friend and they both was looking great. And then we got to talking on the rooftop when the party was lit

and that girl said, yeah, my man's been in jail for 14 years. They gave him 30 but i'm gonna stick and stay just ride this out like she wasn't giving nobody on that roof no rhythm and you just heard the whole roof just convinced try to convince this girl for the next 45 minutes why she should why she should cheat on him leave him and fuck all of the available penises on his rooftop but she. But she stood strong. She stood strong.

You know what I mean? And I was impressed by that. Like, God damn, you got to block out a whole lot of noise. It was noise on that rooftop and hot dogs and burgers and shit. It was a good time. Hookah, she was fighting all of that shit. She left. So y'all didn't have the good food on the rooftop? Where the baddies was at?

It was good food. It was fine. I'm playing. Go ahead. This is my burgers. I'm playing with me. Anyway, shout out to her. Shout out to her.

Yeah, shout out to those that do that. I'd still be seeing her. I want to DM her. Like, yo, how did everything? You sticking with that? Duh, I think that's impressive. And I like that she chatted. She said, see you phony ass nigga.

You said you liked it too. And she's like, ah, we eating that. We eating that time see you phony ass nigga, you said you liked it too. And she's like, ah, we eating that. We eating that time. You said you liked it too when Jazzy said that. Swaggy Jazzy. Yep.

Hello? He got 30. Who? The dude. Which is different from Casanova's 15 years old. Oh, that's,

I didn't know. I didn't know who the girl you was talking about. That's his girlfriend? Yeah, Casanova's girlfriend was old Oh That's I didn't know What? I didn't know who the girl You was talking about That's his girlfriend? Yeah Casanova's girlfriend Was like We eating that time

Doing that Eyes closed Fuck outta here I like that I respect that too I respect it What did I say wrong? I respect that she said

No you respect that too Yeah yeah That's all I said Okay He was getting nervous I thought I said something crazy You got me on the edge now. Anybody care about all the money being thrown around in the NBA?

And the Dame Lillard trade request. Come on, we got to get to it. Yeah, let's do it. Or the money not. I was more shocked by the money not being thrown out to Russ. He took eight for two years or some shit? I think he just wanted to stay home. But that's crazy with the contracts

the way they are. He from LA. He got his money. He got enough money. He did. He got his money. He just might want to stay home. At this point in your career,

other shit is more important than going on another move and buying another house. All of that shit, I'm going to just stay right here. We almost... You're talking about Russell Westbrook? Yes.

That motherfucker is making so much money off the court. He could give a fuck Like on Really I feel like he's just like Yeah sure I'll take this That motherfucker

I mean Respectfully The eight million dollars He took right Is eight million For two years That's crazy Yeah

That's like 15th man money That's the cheat now That's the cheat But again he Like she's saying He making money In other sources He's from LA originally And it's like yo dog i gotta put my family through moving to another city

again sometimes you're just like yo i'm good here okay can y'all answer my question instead of talking about the nigga that made the lease they counted fred van vliet 130 no four people they four people signed a deal over a billion dollars when you add up all four of them that is a different type of money bro who's the four

um uh Ant-Man got 260 uh his class so Ant-Man got 260 and three other people

in their class got 260 they maxed out on their extensions so when you add up to four it was a billion dollars four contracts four billion dollars And three other people in their class got 260. They maxed out on their extensions. So when you add up to four, it was a billion dollars. Four contracts, $4 billion. Fred Van Fleet.

Got three years, 140, 132. Three years, 130 for Fred Van Fleet. And he's nicer. He's an all-star. He's a nice guy. He's an all-star. He's nice. But that's a lot. The even craziest part, it says more than a billion in reported contracts were handed He's a nice, he's an all-star. He's nice. He's an all-star. He's nice. But that's a lot.

The even craziest part, it says more than a billion in reported contracts were handed out within the first hour of the market opening. Kyrie 126, Draymond 100, Porzingis, those are low numbers, but when they added them all up, it was over a million. It was over a million. Yeah. Nah, Rich Paul did his thing. A lot of his agents, a lot of his clients, they all got paid.

Maybe I misunderstood the new collective bargaining agreement that takes effect next year, or maybe because it takes effect next year, teams are kind of wilding out right now. But there's a bunch of teams that's looking like, nigga, we are not afraid of that. We will spend it now and get this together. I was just taking it back. It's a lot of numbers.

Literally fast, too. The first day of free agency, it was on. What do you think of all the moves that the Lakers made? Y'all made a lot. I liked all the moves that we made minus keeping D-Law. For the people that don't know, what were those moves? Y'all got Prince from Minnesota.

We got Prince from Minnesota. We went and picked up Cam Reddish for the cheat. Cam Reddish. We got, we re-signed. Reeves. Reeves and D'Angelo Russell. Which was going to be a problem. He took the cheat. Because everybody was saying he was going to be making upward of $20 million.

I think only his agent put that out. No. No, that was. Again, that's pretty much the going rate for somebody, his skill sets and his age. Who else did y'all get? We re-signed Hachimori. We let go of Schroeder.

We picked up the point guard from Miami. Oh, yeah, yeah. The starting point guard from Miami. Oh, yeah, yeah, Gabe. Gabe Vincent. And we picked somebody else up. Some other little backdoor stuff, but the main things were Gabe,

and we got him for three years, $33 million. That's great. He just was a starting point guard in a championship. You know what I'm saying? Is Dame Lillard to Miami all but a done deal? Sounds like it. You have to imagine that because Miami's impact player, bench players left, Max Strauss got a lot of money somewhere.

Got a lot of money. Cleveland. Gabe. Somebody else they lost, too, I thought. I thought they lost somebody else. Oladipo went somewhere. Oladipo went. He did.

Yeah, they let him go. Tyler Hero took out Miami Heat from his bio. Really? He did, yeah. That's a new way of breaking up. Yeah. Letting you know I'm out of here. But Dame Lillard doesn't have a no trade clause, I heard them say on TV,

which means I don't necessarily have to trade him to Miami. But if I'm Portland. And if the package I'm getting is Tyler Hero, Duncan Robinson, and three first round picks, I'm not sending him there. Sorry. Hate to shake the table. I'm not sending him there. Sorry. Hate to shake the table. I know you've been loyal. I know you've been here for 10 plus years.

I know you scored 71. I know all that you've done. You've rocked with the fan base. But if that's what I'm bringing back, I'm not sending him there. He's going to have to be mad at me. That's not bad to me. Y'all better go look up the Rudy Gobert package.

That was an unbelievable one. I don't think it was. That's not a standard. It's not a standard.. Y'all better go look up the Rudy Gobert package. That was an anomaly. I don't think it was. That's not a standard. It's not a standard. Look up the rumored package when any superstar hits the field. Like superstar. Rumored. They don't really transpire.

Then look up the last 10 superstars that have been dealt. What did Cleveland give up for, what's the name? Yeah. For Donovan Mitchell. Yes. We talked about this last year. It wasn't. They didn't break the bank for Donovan Mitchell.

And he was the most slugged after free agent last year. They didn't break the bank for Cleveland Denton. I disagree with that. They took a lot. They took every draft pick in the world. Utah don't have a draft pick until 2030. No. Who they gave up?

I'm just saying. I don't know. You're giving up Tyler Hero, who's a potential all-star. You're giving up Duncan Robinson, who's a lights-out shooter. Improved his game this season. I'm not sending him to that. And some picks. I'm definitely. Sorry, especially watching Tyler Hero off the heat.

He didn't even play his final time. And we have the replacement point guard already. Y'all crazy as hell. I'm taking an injured Tyler Hero. Y'all ain't even seen him play. The team ain't seen him play. Broke his hand or even seen him play. The team ain't seen him play. Broke his hand or some shit. Whatever he broke, we ain't seen him play.

I'm keeping this shit out of Damian Lillard. Y'all crazy as hell. They better. And they ain't going to win shit. No, I'm trading him somewhere. I'm trading him to Philly, who also is looking like I will make an offer. Boston will make an offer. The Knicks will 100% make an offer.

There's teams that'll make. And that's what Portland said. That can give out a better package than the Miami Heat is what I'm saying. That's what they said. And if that's the case, then that's the case. We're not...

We have to honor this. Yeah. True. We're listening. Portland put the statement out. Yeah, we listen to everybody in the league. What we want...

As well, they should. And, yeah, he want to go to Miami, but that don't mean we got to do that. Who do you think is better, Tyler Herro or Maxie from Philly? Maxie.

Two totally different ballparks. Might be biased. I don't know. All right, forgetro or Maxie from Philly? Maxie. Two totally different ball players. Might be biased. I don't know. All right, forget it. Maxie's a point guard. He's 6'2". He's not a point guard. He's 6'2", Joe.

He's not a point guard. He's not a point guard. Okay. No, they don't have no damn Maxie running a point guard. He's 6'2", Joe. Can't play no other position in the NBA at 6'2". I submit. But I'm going to go Maxie.

They just do different things. They're just two totally different players. But if I'm Portland, I would definitely want to get Maxie back before getting Tyler Hero because you're going to lose your point guard. So you want somebody else that could come in and fill the void of him. Billy already said Maxie ain't going nowhere. Listen, I'm only asking. Still, I only care about what the Knicks are doing.

Congrats for getting Josh Hart to sign in for the $12 million. That was awesome. That was awesome. Got to trade that, Obie. I didn't like that. I don't love that. Obie's a good basketball player, man. Obie, and for what y'all do. Yeah, but it was time to resign.

I get it. I completely understand. I just feel like you should keep good basketball players. Not if they're stuck behind an all-NBA forward yeah he didn't get a chance to play they certainly didn't develop him apparently him and tibido uh had a huge fight during the playoffs where he cursed him to fuck out i forgot about that that explains the the bullshit that they got back they just looking to get him out of here he's unhappy we're looking to get him out of here and that's that i didn't love it,

but I like them bringing on the dude from the Warriors, Dante. I can't pronounce it. But I like it. We'll see what happens there. I hope they're not done.

You paid them too much, I think. Oh, I don't think that. The dude from? Four years, 50 million. He makes 12.5. Yeah. That ain't too much.

We're the fucking... The Knicks have been good at that. They're just friendly contracts. They have. So we'll see. I'm not going to sports it out. I just Googled it. It said Steph Curry is the highest paid player.

2023, 2024. I'm sure. 51.9 million. It's possible. Because when we announce somebody's contract, let's say it's four years, 100 million. They don't necessarily make $25 million a year. Oh.

You got to work within the salary cap. So this year you might make $16 million. Okay. But the last year you deal, you might make $30-something million. Got it. You get what I'm saying? But you'll get four years, $100 million. They got to play with the numbers to stay under the salary cap so they don't get penalized.

I'm going to start watching basketball. My nigga. There you go. I have to pick a watching basketball. My nigga. There you go. I have to pick a team, though. Lakers. Sixers. ESPN let go of Todd McShay. No, that's crazy.

They cleaned house. Let go of everybody. They cleaned house, y'all. They let go of everybody. I didn't know they let go of J. Will. I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. Yeah, they let go of J. Will, too.

How much is Shannon Sharp charging these guys? They said they got a rumor out. They said about 50. I need the years. I need the years on that. About 50. I'm like, damn. 50 how many years?

Google that right quick. It ain't going to come up. It's a rumor. It's a rumor. But they saying 50. 45, 50. Between that and Pat. They just got rid of a lot of shows They got rid

And a lot of the talented people Whose personalities we like You know what I'm saying Like J Will In the morning Keyshawn On the radio See it's radio personalities

We only watch the TV But when you driving to work You listening to Keyshawn And J Will And Han and Humpty and all of these guys and how they mesh. That shit is hard to recreate. I remember when Chris Canty went off the radio, I was kind of tight. Like, that shit is hard to recreate. So I don't know what they're going to do over there. Who the hell is going to do 95 different NFL mock drafts, if not Todd McShay.

Well, they still got Mel Kuyper. Kuyper. Then they'll throw Louis Riddick and them in there to bring the expertise. Yeah, I see what they're going to do. All right. I miss Todd McShay, though. I might have to find out where he's going.

If he's going to Rumble, I don't know. Count me in. I might have to go over to Rumble, check my man out. Got rid of that nigga. That nigga made me care about college quarterbacks and shit. All right, this play right here specifically. Watch left. Like, he being, oh, let me see.

Let me see what happens. He looks off to safety. Nobody looks off to safety. Everyone's quarterback, your eyes would be here. His, you can see him looking around. He's at his third option. His third option. Look, everything else.

And he did that in a matter of two seconds. Like, oh, shit. They'll educate you. They'll educate you. He's just letting people go. His third option. Look, everything else. And he did that in a matter of two seconds. Like, oh, shit. They'll educate you. They'll educate you. He's just letting people go. We'll see. I think it ain't going to work. I think it's going to fuck them up.

But we'll see. All the layoffs at ESPN? Yeah. Again, I just think that people, now Stephen A. Smith is a figure. Right? So even if we may not necessarily like what he's saying, he's still a figure. We've drawn to him.

We start to like him. You know what I'm saying? Joe Button is a figure. No matter if Joe's getting on your nerves or if you like what he say, I'm going to watch next week for Joe Button because I like Joe Button. He's a figure, and I want to just hear whatever he's got to say. What I will say is there was a lot of redundancy in the programming so i can see them wanting to shake that up to bring in big dogs to not be redundant you know i can understand that too the show's you could if you

if you put on espn which i usually do if i'm like working in the studio or something i'll put it on from 10 a.m till whatever 5 6 p.m. You will see the same conversations from the same people having to open up again. The Cowboys are always coming up. Whereas if you put on Shannon or Pat, it's not. It's spicy. Yeah.

It is spicy. They're going to mix it up. They're going to bring different opinions. They're going to keep you on your toes a little bit more. I read a thread on Twitter. I don't like seeing it, but.

I read a thread on Twitter from, I wish I could give credit to the gentleman, but I don't remember who it was. But this was right in the thick of all the layoffs where he was like, I honestly thought Jeff Van Gundy would have been gone sooner. I'm shocked that this took so long. So I click on the shit and he was going in on Jeff.

He was like, Jeff Van Gundy got on TV, called out every flop, criticized the refs. One game he said they should take free throws away. You cannot just be on a live broadcast and shit on everything that they're trying to innovate and change. Good riddance. Get rid of Jeff Van Gundy. I was like, oh, he makes a valid point.

Good point. Because you're still at work. We'd be listening just for the commentary, but you at work still. But some of his contracts with these. But some of the people like a la Barkley and the crew. Different. No, listen, I know. They are an elite group on their own.

I'm just saying, but they'll call out certain shit. I think Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson together had the cachet where they could be like, that's a bad call. Most of the new dudes won't never say that. And I think people appreciate that. Like, yo, even they said that was a piece of shit call. You know, they'll diss the refs. Mark Jackson be like, that's not a foul.

You know, his calm voice, that's not a foul. And so I think the listeners like that sometimes. Yeah, but for me, the league might not. Correct. You never really know where your cachet is until you lose it like the two people you're talking about there's rumors about friend of the show there's rumors about what went on with mark jackson indeed i won't ever repeat none of them but speaks to whatever cachet he thought he had if those things are true but versus what they'll do to you Jeff Van Gundy I'm

sure that could they come from the same school of that Charles Barkley esque raw kind of boys speaking mom and you might think you could do it but you find out you quickly find out when you can't I've been there for 15 years and now look I'm pretty sure that Jeff won will get a job. He will definitely get another job. He will definitely get another job. Yeah, coach the Knicks. We'll let Thibodeau go.

Yeah, right. Come coach the Knicks. Yeah, better not. Why? Thibodeau's a really good coach. I'm not saying he isn't. Jeff's looking for the finals, though. And Jeff is an old school coach.

And Jeff squared up with Alonzo Mourning for us. Word. Squared up. Grabbed his fucking arrow. That's part of the square. He was holding his ankles. That's part of the square. He got in the mix, though.

That's part of the square. He got in the mix. Hair was all sticking up. Word. Shout out to Jeff Beck. That was classic. Classic jumping in. That is classic.

He ran right out there. How many of y'all male friends did you decide to stay friends with after you learned that they wouldn't jump in the fight with you? Oof. One. None. One. It's hard for me.

Couple. One. I knew he was a hoe anyway, so I was like, damn. That's my man. I told that to his face. All right, Zeb. One for you. Ice?

About two or three. He say it. Two or three. I'm not fighting. I saw it. Antoine? Come on. Give us a source

To spook some nigga It's hard for me Yeah me I don't think I could do that None I got none Y'all don't hate him I don't think I could be friends

With nobody that could do that Yeah I got none For real Yeah What if you know going into it That they're not gonna fight That's Try something nigga

Throw something nigga Try to break it up Do something Without touching me I know that's not his shit. We're not friends. Not at all nigga. I'm not standing around no nigga.

All my niggas in the room is going to get involved. I don't care if you can't fight the greatest. If you see some niggas jumping on our asses, you got to do something. You can't just sit there and watch. Get the car, nigga. Ah! Jump in!

The nigga can't jump. Oh, yeah, I'm not with that. That's what I mean. You talking about somebody jumping you? And the nigga just Standing there watching It's a fight It don't matter

I don't care Y'all can jump Not jump Just your man That you know Physical altercation Ain't jumping in Nothing aggressive

Heated Voices yelling Y'all can try to add These variables I said this the other day Like usually people that Don't know how to fight They're the ones

That's holding you during the fight. If they're trying to do something. Yo, stop, stop. They're holding you. And while they're holding you, you're trying to. Oh, no, that's different. No, I've seen that. No, that's different.

I'd be more mad at someone fucking up my ability to fight than just walking away somewhere. Not me. But that's what I'm talking about. I've watched people. I've seen four incidents. People that don't know how to fight, but when they're trying to get involved some way,

they are holding their friend. Stop, come on. What the fuck are you doing? Am I not getting punched in the fucking head? What are you holding my hands for? I matter about that than someone that just disappears. Nigga, get punched with me. Jump in, block, stop, stop holding me.

So you don't scream, run, protect yourself. Jump in. Block. Stop. Stop holding me. So you don't scream. Run. Protect yourself. Leave before it's too late. No, never. Nigga, we going down together, nigga. Never. Come on.

I thought you were going to say, let me see somebody pop on you and I stand there. Yo, you was raised by some older niggas, yo. You not doing that. He got the free hat on. Free. Free.

I have friends that I don't have it proven. I have friends that I I don't have it proven I have friends that I think is not jumping in when it get heated but that's my job to make sure

it don't get heated around them that's true that's good no that's true but sometimes you're not in control of that

in control of the environment the same way I'd like my friends that are a lot more into that than me to not get it like that when I'm around. Yeah.

You've expressed that before. You've expressed that. That's a respect thing for me. Mm-hmm. Same. So that's how I view it. I didn't think he was going to take such an aggressive stance with it.

So if you're around and there's a situation, you would want the person that is aggressive to diffuse the situation or try their best not to get into a situation while you're there. For sure. So then my man can suck my dick like this. That's not enough for me.

That's a real New York thing, but for me, that's not enough. Pointing at you in your face, poking at you is not enough for you. Wait, no, you said... I went like this. Look what I did. Suck my dick. No, you're not doing that. If it gets there, then the de-escalation has failed.

Yeah. Got it. You poking me and putting your hands on me, period. Yeah, that's what he's talking about. Some niggas come like that,

bro. Some niggas come and- If you start poking somebody in their head- All right, let's talk about the chest. Let's talk about the chest. Man, the second you start

touching me, that aggressive man is different. Especially I don't know you, don't do that. But niggas do that We all wear that Niggas talk like that

True That's true Nigga stop fucking playing Da da da Stop man I don't want to be In the function Where somebody there

Talks like that True That is true You can't Wait wait That's not true for you You can get the fuck Out of there

You're wrong Nowadays What are you talking about? Nowadays, we are old enough that you could determine the likelihood of a situation like that occurring in the venue that you go to. Okay. So if I know that these things are possible, I try to limit myself and my availability at those venues.

I've seen niggas fight at church gatherings, nigga. The odds ain't there. I've seen niggas fight at the least place you can, because you just bump, you with your family, the nigga you don't like, he with his family. Your name in places where all are welcome. No, not just that. The church, all is welcome.

It's not a high probability. All is welcome in church. All is welcome in church. You want the sinniest of the sinners. It's not a high probability of somebody getting it in in church, though. Wait, that's not necessarily true. That's not necessarily true, bitch.

That's not true at the church I went to church and like you said you you speaking on the beef you say a nigga you don't like and he don't like you that's all in the same spot okay if we're if we're if we were at if we are at a spot and let's say i'm the person that's erratic and we had a spot joe invites me to a spot somebody does something that i'm not used to if you're the person that's erratic i'm probably not going to continue to invite you to the spot. Now, let's say that, okay. That's after the erratic behavior is seen. Yeah.

All right, excuse me. So, nigga might have stepped in my shoes, bumped me a little hard. Now, knowing that Joe was there, oh, nah, you good. All right, salute. All right. But the...

Nah, I know because of how my man is. Oh, I'm never hanging out with that guy ever again. No, no, no. I think that you should have that same stance, whether Joe is with you or not, at your age. How old am I? 35. Nah, I don't have that stance anymore.

If a nigga step on my shoes, bro, nigga's shooting today. I want to get home to my family. If a nigga step on my shoes, me getting out of, going crazy over a nigga stepping on my shoes. You got to remember, it's different between me and y'all, you know why?

And I got more shoes. Hold on, listen, that's different between me and y'all, you know why? Because I got more shoes. Hold on. Listen, that's true. I can agree with that. And they ain't got more lives. A lot of times, all right, stepping on my shoes is a little excessive, but a lot of times, you got to remember, these niggas that watch me on the internet, it's a lot of touching and playing around that I don't like.

True. So I'm always, hold on, hold on. I'm always getting into things. I don't go, G-Money and them get on me about going, taking gigs, and getting paid to go do appearances. I reject all of them. Last time in 2016, I ended up punching somebody in the face, and I got jumped in the club because of a video watching me and touching me.

I don't like to be touched. Don't grab me. Don't play with me. People that watch me think that that is okay. It is not. I'm not playing. I don't want to be touched. You can speak to me.

The other day in Brooklyn at my cousin's shop, I want you to hold a shirt, push it. Had to slap his hand. Boom. Don't do that. Don't push a shirt on me. I'm not holding your shirt. Speak to me. Because what you see is not what you're going to get in person.

That's me. So it's a different situation. I don't want to be touched. I don't want to play around. So after you said that, then you took the shirt. No, I didn't take the shirt. And said, uh, cheese. Said pure.

So you were playing around, but I'm talking seriously. Said pure. Nigga did this. I wear it. Nigga on the shirt right there. Oh, shit. Nigga wore the shirt. I'm out.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Pure. Okay, cool. So I get what y'all said, but it's a difference. The energy towards me is different.

Yo, Flo, what's up, nigga? All jokes aside, why do you think that energy exists? I'm listening to my father tell me the same thing. You invite that. You put that out there. That's really what it is. Cool. My pops tell me that.

He talk about it all the time. Taking it off you, that's no different than a nigga that's running around screaming with the whole, I bust my gun, I bust my gun, I got my straps, I stay strapped. You're inviting us. It's the price of admission. Yeah, you're right. It's the price of admission. But then you are,

I can't enjoy myself. I can't go outside because I don't like that. I have to really speak to myself like, oh, if somebody does that, Flip, just look, oh, just be easy. Or it's a fan.

To be honest, they're fans of you. I'm fans of people, but I'm not touching them niggas. That's you. But there are people that you are a fan of didn't create a platform off touching them niggas. That's you, but there are people that you are a fan of didn't create a platform off of doing what you did. I hear you, but even if they did,

I'm not touching somebody. Cool, you got it. Because you don't know how... I think about the person. I don't know what day they're going through. I may crack a joke, and I'll crack a joke first to see their reaction. Take it off the touching and shit.

Like, look at somebody else who, I won't even say no names, but all they kind of known for is I Don't know dancing videos on the internet Shiggy. I'm not okay good example. Yeah, somebody might say yo dance, you know You said what I'm not as big as who My biggest who Say no people stand on your square nigga. I'm not a as who? I didn't say nothing. I'm not saying nothing. People, I'm going to stand on your square, nigga.

I'm not a big. No, no, no, no. Never. See, that's the thing about you street niggas. I don't have to stand on my square. Why did you say that? Leave that square. That was funny.

That was funny. Shout out to my man, Shiggy. And that's my man, too. Don't do that. Like I said, I'm taking it off of the whole touching thing. Got it. But he might get annoyed if somebody keeps running up saying, yo, dance, yo, dance, yo, dance, yo, dance.

It's insulting. He's from Queens. It's insulting. Why are they saying it? Like, it's kind, yo, dance, yo, dance, yo, dance. It's insulting. He's from Queens. It's insulting. Why are they saying it? Like, it's kind of like, dog, we don't know nothing else about you. Because human beings do not respect boundaries. We see, we're talking about the person that's there to entertain. Yeah, I don't.

We don't. I play around with y'all because it's a comfortability thing. But let one of you niggas be like, yo, I really don't like that. I'm not playing with you again because now in my mind, I know that this could extend to somewhere else. If you were to say, yo, Flip, for real, I don't like that shit. Like when I say, yo, I don't like the dick games or whatever. Or if you were to say, yo, I don't like to suck my dick. I don't like those type of tropes.

That's what I'm talking about. I don't like dick games. But if somebody would say, yo, Flip, I don't like that. I'm going to respect it me sure i do play around and push the envelope but i do it within the confinement of understanding how you guys work i watch i'm very observant but you see what you said you see what you said though right well look you see what you said though yeah they they you did something for someone to say i don't like it it took that so the person that don't know you does something that's when you say, I don't like it. It took that. So the person that don't know you does something,

that's when you say, yo, don't do that. But you react and be ready to fight. No, I may do like this. I may do a couple of things, but they keep doing it. Guys, we leaving a little. What do y'all want me to do? I'm trying to produce. I'm trying to have a conversation.

I don't want to produce. Don't make me. Don't make me do it. I like those sneakers too. Thank you, man. You're welcome. Went in a little sneaker store, bought my son some kicks,

seen some shit from me, took a picture. What's the name of those? Yo, you mind if we take a picture? Sure, man. Come on. Let's take it. These are Prestos.

Off-white. Off-white, yeah. Yeah, off-white. Money shit. Niggas want money. No, the regular Prestos are a little different than my off-white Prestos.white, yes. Yeah, off-white. Money shit. Niggas want money. No, the regular prestos are a little different than the off-white prestos.

You know your shit? I'm just saying. Off-white prestos. I took off the little bread tag to let you know because... You don't do that. How much does it cost?

I don't know. Excuse me, I didn't hear you. I don't know. You got it for free? No, I picked these out along with some other things. A plethora of other things. Oh. And then he r got it for free? No, I picked these out along with some other things. A plethora of other things. Oh.

And then he rung it all up and said, hey, this'll be yada yada yada. He didn't even say that, he said sign here. Yeah, he showed it to me. It's like, oh shit, that was on the low, thanks. He gave it to him, walked out of there. Salute. You still price check?

No. Well, you don't lie to Paul. No, I don't, I don't, I don't. It's price check? No. You don't lie to Paul. No, I don't. I don't. I don't. It's funny. I don't price check. I realize that I don't price check. I just realized that over the weekend.

And on top of that, I don't split the bill, neither. Real talk. I just realized that I was in Target. Yes, finally. You're leading shit. I'm in Target, and she was like, that'll be six, whatever, whatever, whatever. And I just was like, just walked out. And I didn't even realize what cost what. Something light on them. Boom, six, whatever, whatever, whatever. And I just was like, just walked out. And I didn't even realize what cost what.

Something light on them. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, I love it. You get a lot of money, though, so it's different with you. All right, I'm done with these guys. Thank you. Thank you. He get bread.

Let's see. That nigga fool you if he want. Let's see, fam. Y'all did it again, that thing y'all do. Every time before I try to come in and say, I won't let them do it to me, y'all did it to me again where y'all make me look elitist and then I just have to play long in real time. Wait, wait, wait.

He chalked up to being elitist this time. I did not. I appreciate it. Yeah, he did. You said you don't price check no more. That's not it. He was throwing the bag. That is elitist, I'm saying.

That is elitist. But back to you. Oh, oh. That was smooth. Oh, shit. That was smooth. We make you look elitist? Facts.

And now that I've said that, look to notice it. Joe. Yes. Anything I come in here or we come in here and say, you quick to say how we're poor. Only when it's poor. Which is everything that you don't do. I didn't know y'all did so much poor shit. Which is everything you don't do.

Okay. So if you think people around you. I'm talking to Ice.'t do. Okay, I'm going to call you. So if you think people around you. I'm talking to Ice. You said we though, but go ahead. I'm talking to Ice. I-C-E.

I can't elaborate. It's cool, go ahead. And anyway, cool, I'll submit to your theory. Even if I did that to me, it's foul for y'all to do it. But it's not foul for you to make us look poor.

Dog. I'm just asking a question. If it's foul for us to make you seem elitist, it's not foul for you to make us seem poor. You got me. What are you talking about?

You know what changed? I unpacked this alone in my house. I did. I unpacked this by myself because I couldn't fuck with y'all. Y'all got it off. Y'all win, I submit. But I figured out why I lost.

Because we, you know that we always, we've always done this. Well, you missed a small portion of the friendship years, but we've always done this. Well, you missed a small portion of the friendship years, but we've always picked like some real poor ghetto nasty shit to fucking then pick on, but then like the pod took off,

so now it's received different when I do it. We ain't do it because the ghetto shit that you're talking about, I still do. So we ain't did it. You did it. Nah, we used to do that. I'm going to bring up examples about, I still do. So we ain't did it. You did it.

No, we used to do that. I'm going to bring up examples, too, if I got to. I'm going to get you. It's the truth, bro. And you know what it is? Y'all lack entertainment value when y'all do it. Like, it's just be like, how much is this shirt? I didn't say that.

Y'all, he said, how much are sneakers cost? You said. And then he said, gotcha. It's like, all right, niggas. All right. How much are sneakers cost? You said. And then he said, gotcha. I was like, all right, niggas. Bye. How much do sneakers cost? You said, I don't know. I don't know.

I know. That's not elitist. That is elitist. No, anybody that does not price check in 2023, you are living a certain level of privilege. It's Mr. Ideal. But to sit there and say, I have ideals. The elitist part would be,

yo, y'all niggas are still price checking? You bum ass niggas. That's where it becomes elitist. Just to say, I don't know what it costs to buy a check. You have so many elitist things about you that we cannot share on air.

Once you start shitting on other niggas, you get elitist on the flight shift. How does this get to me? Because if I got the ball, I'm always looking to... How the fuck did this get to me? If you're asking, when I got the ball, I looked to wear issues on the court. I price checked.

But you get elitist again. Like I said, the flight shit makes you elitist. What do you price check? Shit that's optional. Like I said, he went to Target. If I'm buying shit like baby formula, that shit $14 a bottle. What the fuck? All right, you got the ordinary.

I'm on to your new little thing you do where you try to appeal to the middle America construction man. All right, I go to Home Depot the same as y'all. Just don't fuck up, nigga. I'm so sick of that. You don't walk in. You got your workers

fucking picking everything up. I am so sick of that. Pick out the lumber, pick out the sheet rocks, pick out the... You wrong. And you stand right at the beginning. And I like that little line

in the interview. I came on, Joe was a bit rattled. I've never seen. I read your shit. I read what you said, yo. I read what you said. Only people are going to pick some bullshit. I read what you said, yo.

Yo, there's something wrong with you. I read it. I know you did. That's what people do in interviews. I didn't like that little one line. Why? But then I was like, all right. I said, yo, when I got there, he was already number one.

So I ain't. No, no, no, no. But then go on. Go on to the rest you said. I had never known Joe a long time. Keep going. You said that. I did say that.

I had never seen him. You memorized the article, you sicko? This guy is a narcissist. You said that for real? What? That I'd known Joe a long time? You never seen him rattled? I'd never seen him as rattled as he was when I came aboard. Look, he put in the Optimus Prime voice. Hey, he said the nigga's name and everything. When he lost, I'd never seen him. You said that. I've read seen him as rattled as he was when I came aboard. Look, he put in the Optimus Prime voice.

Hey, he said the nigga's name, baby, when he lost something. I've never seen him. You said that. I've read your shit. I did say that, but I ain't say how you say it. That's it. I don't have no feedback for you. I'm just saying what you said.

That's feedback you said. That's a fact. I'm saying a fact. I just read your shit. Is he AdWords? I ain't read it. No. Is he AdWords?

Why you ain't read your man's shit? Wow. Newark boys. I reposted it. Why you ain't repost it? Yo. I'm not reposting that bum ass smize

what my man shit no I support by the double tap I don't do a comment I'm not reposting I hit you with a double tap I double tapped all your

ABC shit thank you I appreciate that I don't know what that means but okay liked liked it double tap is like

what ABC shit now she don't know what it is So did everyone pay attention to my Women empowerment ABC journey Did everyone watch that? Remember that? Appreciate that Thank you

I support all of y'all's outside ventures by the way Let me just say that Laughter I'm gonna look Don't look at me I double check boy the way. Dude, let me just say that. Laughter. Alright, I'll move on. I'm moving on. Don't look at me. I double check boy, yes you do. Nah, you don't. Y'all think I'm not supportive of y'all?

I think you support. Yeah, you support what you want to support. Damn. You support what you want to support. Doesn't everybody support what they want to support? Yeah, but you can't say I support everything. I didn't say everything. I said y'all.

But you don't support everything that we do. You support some of it. Like, oh, I like this. Oh, this is nice. Plenty of shit I put up there that you ain't double tap. That's since we've met now?

That's since we've done this? Yes, yes. Like what? Just, it doesn't matter. I disagree. Maybe you didn't deserve it. Oh, shit. Maybe you didn't deserve a double tap. How about that? I ain't got a double tap every disagree. Maybe you didn't deserve it. Oh, shit. Maybe you didn't deserve a double tap.

How about that? I ain't got a double tap ever. Maybe he ain't like that. How about, yeah. Some of that shit I ain't like. And I tell you this shit I don't like, right? Yeah. You and Mel really be y'all too.

When y'all get outside, I don't support everything y'all two do. I don't, not everything y'all do. It's true. They are selective, right? Like, they do things that. I don't do Not everything y'all do It's true They're selective right Like they do things that I don't do much Exactly And when you do things

I was happy to see that shit Like oh shit That's just One thing I didn't like You didn't put niggas I don't like that sneaky shit I'll knock you out right now You won't knock me nowhere

I didn't like that sneaky shit Yeah Yeah Wait You too slow You too slow Oh? You too slow! You too slow! Oh, Jesus Christ. Stop! My eye hurt! Don't do it!

Don't do it, Joe Burrow! You are O. Don't do it! My eye! You shot me in the eye! Find your sleeper then. I already found it. I found it already. Joe, my eye hurt. I'm telling you, I'm going to shoot you. Find your sleeper. Joe, my eye hurt. I'm telling you, I'm going to shoot you. Find your sleeper. Fat ass nigga.

Flip. Look at how you're running. Flip. Flip. Look at you. Come on, sit down, Dupar. Do not do that. Not me, nigga. Nigga, that was him.

Dupar, come on, sit down. It's an audio adventure. This shit don't even work. It's an audio adventure. Sit down, man. It's an audio adventure. Flip, put the gun down. Audience, first of all, on the break, he shot me and Melissa Ford mad times. That down, man. It's an audio adventure. Flip, put the gun down. Audience, first of all, on the

break, he shot me and Melissa Ford mad times. That's a charge. Damn, damn, Gunna. That's a charge. Oh, shit. You shot me, too. Gunna, buddy. We outshot you, Mel. You shot me in the back. Oh, you trying to charge. You trying to get a charge from both of us.

No, I'm soaking wet over here, okay? Oh. Like. All right. All right. Y'all got sleepers, yo? All right.

I do. Hey, as a matter of fact, I do. My man, thank you. I do have a sleeper, something that they may be sleeping on out there. Nigga, look what they show you on the shit. Like, this one hit me in the eye, this beam. Yo, why's he pouring that shit? This shit hurts. Yo, this nigga make me mad, yo. I got one hit me in the eye. This beam. Yo, why you pointing that shit? This shit hurts.

Yo, this nigga make me mad, yo. I got to hit him one more time. I got to hit him one more time. Wait, not in here. Not in here. Not in here. Please, God, Jesus. Don't you guys.

You guys. You guys. You guys. But this is too close range to play with this gun. All right. This is too close range. Damn. What, nigga?

Nah. That ain't too close. All right. Come on. Come on. Because we don't. Yeah. He immature, so he going to let that thing go again? Oh, well. All right, come on. Come on, because we don't- Yeah.

He immature, so he going to let that thing go again. If that shit hit me and my side burns, I'm going to knock you out. I'm telling you, I'm going to knock you out. He going to get his shit. I'm going to fight you. My eye hurt. My eye hurt, man. I'm going to send you that text.

Yo, take the next 79. Pause, old. Take the next 75. Put the shit down. Pause, but no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nigga, too, so he can see. All right, I do have a sleeper. You don't give a fuck. Put the shit down. Pause, but no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it too, so you can see. All right, I do have a sleeper.

You don't give a fuck. Paul, you think you can't get it too? The life he's making us up. All right, cool. I do have a sleeper. I do have something that y'all have been. Yo, also, I've been catching up on Mad Show, so I finally finished Seaside on Netflix. Seaside.

Yep, Seaside. Oh, Seaside. The one B.S-I. Yep, C-A-S-I-D. Oh, C-A-S-I. The one C-A-S-I. C-A-S-I. The television one? C-A-S-I. Not suicide, trigger warning,

C-A-S-I-D. I thought you said it. Okay, what's up? About how people get their fish and their lobster and all the dog.

Y'all pescatarians out there that been saying I'm a pescatarian like y'all are better than us. I'm a light y'all up at the next water cooler conversation. I'm a kill y'all. It's farm raised versus the other shit.

Or did it explore all of that? When you say farm raised, what does that mean? Not wild. So they have literally farms. Fish farms. Yes. Raising captivity. That's farm raised. That's the lower grade. They have literally farms. Fish farms. Yes. Raising captivity. That's farm raised.

That's the lower grade. They have that? Yes. Where they put all of these big ass traps in the ocean and just kill hundreds and hundreds of fish. No, but that's wild caught. That's wild caught. Farm raised is where they are breeding the fish at a big-ass fish farm in, like, aquariums.

What I'm talking about is sea farms. They call it the sea farms on the thing. Yeah. That's farm raise. Yeah, that's farm raise. Wild caught is when they go out there with them big-ass nets. Wild caught is when they go out with the big nets and they just get a whole bunch of fish and they come and they sell them. All of that.

This covers all of this shit and it's all flagrant. Yeah, the farms is definitely flagrant. It's all, like, super, super, super foul. I don't see how we even over here eating all this salmon and shit. Because it's delicious. Yeah, but we got to stop that shit. Most salmon is farm raised, too. Most of the salmon we eat is farm raised.

And then they showed me about the real color of the salmon. Yeah. Because everybody ain't getting good salmon. They're getting the bullshit salmon putting the dye on it so you stupid Americans think that it's the right color. That's true.

Foul. That shit was gray. That's all the farm-raised shit. Wait, the dye? It was gray. Yeah. Real salmon is gray? No.

No, no. Once these niggas put the pink dye on it, your shit'll get, it look like it's supposed to. It look like it's supposed to look, but that's dye. It don't really say how fresh it is or how they call it. Oh, shit., it look like it's supposed to. It look like it's supposed to look, but that's dye. It don't really say

how fresh it is or how they call it. Oh, shit. It's some flagrant shit going on. Bro, all this shit is in the name of money. They killing whales, dragging them out.

They going out at 3, 4, 5 a.m. when it's bad. It's, go watch it. That's why the whales are attacking you. I don't know if I feel

comfortable ever eating any of that shit after you watch something like that. What? What they use the whale stuff for? Come on. Let's battle. Come on.

I don't want no sauce. Dead ass. Nah, for real. For real. I'm sick of every pod you be making faces at me while I'm fucking talking. And I don't like that shit. You stare at me all pod long, bro. I'm trying to sit over there with parts.

You know what I'm saying? You look. Look at you. Motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? You look. Look at you. Motherfucker. You just want to hit Mel. You just want to hit Mel. No, me and Mel good. It's you.

You shot me in the eye. That shit hurt. I'm seeing yellow dots. I have a sleeper. Come on. And I want to sue you niggas. Hello. I'm going to do a job that you guys couldn't do.

And actually. No, I'm sorry. All right. I am playing. You heard what he said? I'm so sorry. What did he say? Nothing. He's going to do a job that you guys couldn't do and actually, no, I'm sorry. All right. I am playing. You heard what he said? I'm so sorry. What did he say? Nothing.

He's going to do a job that we couldn't do? No. I didn't know what that means. Never mind. He wasn't talking to us. Half the stuff Flip say, I don't know what it means. Let me tell y'all. Until you go home.

Until I go home and they be like, oh, he said, and that means that he's disrespecting the ancestors. He be saying shit that's, that's why the Caribbean niggas, some of them, they come over here and get flagrant. No, I was saying that I want to sue you guys for me seeing yellow. So I said, hey guys,

I'm going to sue something that you guys, and I stopped. I was just trying to rhyme. I still don't get it. I'm slow. Just let. It's cool. You better whisper.

Stop whispering. So Kenyon Dixon put out a fly little tune. This one is called Lucky. And how lucky am I to be here with all these amazing people? You guys are awesome out there. I knew he was going to hit mail. I want to make my own bingo card. Like I seen the fans created their bingo cards.

I want to create my own bingo card. Because I I would have bingo today with the shipment on my mind Well, you put the battery in my leg you my bingo card You got flip is definitely gonna be flagrant with Mel and do some shit that you just are not supposed to do or say That's always on my bingo car. You shot me in the back to that Issues ish new thing. Never mind. I'm good. No. Later.

I'm going to get one, two, three of those. I'll put my bingo card. It ain't going to be too shabby. I'm just going to take it further. I don't do that no more. After they pointed it out. I don't like that. I'll leave it right there.

I don't like that. No, I'll leave it right there. No, I'll take it further. No, I'll leave it on the floor. You can't change up when they point it out. Yes, you can. You can. I change up every day.

It is market research. I'm going to take it further. I'm going to take it a step out. Yes, you can. You can. I change up every day. It is market research. I'm going to take it further. I'm going to take you a step further. I used to love that for life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that shit. But now you're changing one of my favorite pod shits about you. Well, you got to stay unpredictable, so I can't do that.

Take it a step further. Nigga, well, I'm going to take it. You do your hand like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm going to take it a step further. Nope, I leave it right there. Damn, man. They changed my guy ice.

Put it on the floor. All right, yeah. Let me play Lucky by Kenyon Dixon. I like this song. Yeah, no, me too. This is fire. One day I'll put y'all on to my sexy time playlist, man. Mel ain't bring it up, so I got to get my shit off randomly.

Next pod. Playlist man, Mel ain't bring it up So I gotta get my shit off randomly Don't you do it, don't hurt him Oh my god Girl you look amazing Just how I like And you're all mine I'ma get you Ain't even trying to look at you Girl, are you so fly? Waking up

Perfect in my eyes You're the truth Really took his time One to one God's on my side Side She's on my side, side She's on my side, my side

Or maybe I'm just lucky, yeah, lucky But I'm so glad you're stuck with me Maybe I'm just lucky, baby But you're stuck with me Heaven really pales in comparison To your smile and your eyes And your long staring Girl, let's have a chat Put all this love inside of you

You, baby Yeah, ain't even Contrary to Girl, I'm so fly Wakin' up, perfect If I ain't gonna do it Till the day I sign with one Guy's on my side

Side She's on my side, side She's on my side Or maybe I'm just lucky I'm so glad you're here Maybe I'm just lucky But you're stuck with me, ooh, yeah Maybe I'm just lucky, yeah But I'm so lucky, baby But you're stuck with me

Beautiful ass song Let the guitar get this shit off right quick Brown sugar, caramel, chocolate, pretty sure My shea butter, cinnamon, work of art Primetime without you, very loose Take my money, only you have Heaven sent, elegant Baby, tell me where the hell you been All my life, I got you now, ooh Stick around, I'm lucky, lucky, lucky Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, baby

Brand new music from friend of the show, Kenyon Dixon Brand new in your phone of the show, Kenyon Dixon. Brand new in your phone and DSPs right this second. That record is called Lucky, and I am lucky to be here with you. I love when niggas like you had the gun, because you pussy, you're not going to bust nothing. You're just going to hold a gun and try to scare something off. You're like a waster shooter. There's a lot of electronics over here.

Don't tell them nothing. That nigga check and beat short. Go ahead. Stop. Stop. Go ahead, yo. I turned my shit on. My shit is on now, too.

And I'm fully charged. Stop. That was Kenyon Dixon with Lucky. Can't wait to hear the rest of these beautiful sleepers. All right, I'm going big jersey. Don't shoot Mel again. She had to dry off. Yo. She had to dry off. Yo. She had to dry off, you fucking freak, freak-ass boy.

Ice, where are you going? Big Jersey. This gentleman's name is Marcus Araya. The record is called Read Your Mind, featuring The Artist and Only, I think it's Busy. You better get away from me. Run your fat ass over there. I'm going to blast though I ain't gon' stop too, I'ma empty the clip See I don't think I got a front for you Better yet, don't front for no one else

And girl you swear you act like niggas till you check under your belt So don't play like you ain't pussy Heart wide open on your sleeve When you act in name shit you need but help Crazy ass, I embrace it cause the baccarat you wear When you in bed and you gon' tie your ponytail, I embrace it cause the baccarat you wear when you in bed And you gon' tie your ponytail up just for head Every flower that I give you represent what you done gave between your legs

Get so rocked that shit can take me off the edge And I know you got your star in five I plan to point and shoot the three and four I play the center if you feel you gettin' bored Any rumors that you hear about me It won't even matter if I'm yours They through the puss and mist and want me even more So don't sweat it

Anything you see is less than what I'm really on Women love you more, niggas less When you brick city born Tap me on your breasts I need this, get your titty on Got all of my hair, but I feel better with my fitted on I don't need to stress when you miss a text But flip it and you vex

Must have been messing with niggas with shit missing And they rep, you hate dogs Till you had a pic, come nibble on your neck You want a nigga that could get you out the jacks I can read your mind I can read your mind, baby I know what you're thinking It's alright

It's alright, baby I can read your mind, baby It's fire, but I'ma pay for the R&B feature I think I do what I do And my man gonna be mad at me when I take him off I'm taking my man right off of this hook Oh, yeah This is where Jeremiah gonna go right here

I'm outta here Hey Who is this right here, this part? Tell me how we ain't gon' work and I can read your mind As if that shit was mine, I played my part and read the signs And ate the cake that came with mine Who is this right here, this part? I don't know what you wanna switch on the feature I never knew I can read your mind, babe

I know what you're thinking It's alright It's alright, babe I can read your mind, baby And I know you just think it Again, that record is called Read Your Mind. That was hard. Marcus Soraya.

Big jersey. That was tough right there. Bruh, I was picking my daughter up from school, and his daughter goes to the same school as mine he just was like yo dogs i make music and i get this all the time i'm like all right bro i gave him the email address i'm never gonna listen at gmail went and listened i said god damn like this whole he got a whole project and i'm like you from jersey dope that was fire that was tough and he killed it

I like hearing niggas that can rap do girl records word yeah he got a lot of those what's best drop Parks I'm playing Supreme

hey look at you this is Teflon living on the edge featuring Benny the Butcher Hustle Takeover I'm Eric in this fuck who cares

you suck here we go victory is my effect if I don't have to pretend I'm gonna waste your time I'm gonna waste your time I'm arrogant as fuck, who cares, you suck Rap is talking about we the best Victory is my objective, I don't have to pretend

I'm gonna waste your time I'm gonna waste your time I watch through the curtains in the spot Shit hot, cops circling the block Half naked bitches dropping work up in the pot Browns in the pound, should be jerking when it pop Got the watch, who be lurking where you rocked? Cause being portrayed is even worse than getting shot

You're supposed to meet in person with a dot See not, you unlock the door, niggas burst up in your spot Skip these niggas for eight, then they got flipped Strip the nigga to his socks, get his watch in his pockets If he move, they hit him with a shot In and out, quick, countin' the minutes on the clock Bitches was in it with us on the plot This nigga thought with his dick and end up on the drop

Now they all tired, wonderin' when it's gon' stop We comin' gunnin' for them niggas that's sittin' on the top I'm arrogant as fuck, who cares, you suck Rappers talking bout we the best Victory is my objective, I don't have to pretend Don't waste your time The butcher coming, nigga I'm arrogant as fuck, who cares, you suck

Rappers talking bout we the best Victory is my objective, I don't have to pretend Don't waste your time Money over hoes, so that was my last slogan New and near, she can stay too long as the cash flowin' Grass greener over there, but how will my staff know it? Cause when you get in the bag, fuck paying attention to grass growin' Raw bass, what I pitch, me and broke, don't correlate

And hangin' out with you, don't coordinate with my tour dates Rich, five-star taints, curl bricks for arm strength Me, I was the outcast in a family like Andre I'ma use these beats like a therapist, but I'm careful now Cause the feds out here tryna use these lyrics for trowel So just keep that in mind, you tryna mirror my style That the feds want a legend somewhere buried in files So if you ever get the crown, you better carry it proud

You better wear it like the headband on Darius Mines I play the kitchen with a pot, fork staring it down I think about it when I see the fans stare from the crowd Butcher I'm Eric in the spot That's Hostile Takeover, Teflon, DJ Premier, and Benny the Butcher That beat is crazy That's pretty

Though M.O.P. was right there, but I wouldn't let Benny do that to me I know y'all can't say it, but I just said I went right back in the lab with that one I'm not letting niggas do that to me. I know y'all can't say it, but I just went right back in the lab with that one. I'm not letting niggas do that. You shouldn't. You can't do that on my side.

Hey, get the fuck out of here. I reached your whole fucking protest section. Damn, what happened, boy? Shout out to Benny. Anytime. Yo, I'm going to Jordan Hawkins featuring Duckworth. You always playing some poet, nigga.

Jordan Hawkins. Oh, man, yo. This guy's a fucking idiot. Jordan Hawkins featuring Duckworth. Ain't that one of them genius niggas that invented something? Can't fake what you feel high school nigga steven hawkins his nephew jordan is making slaps now of course ish found it five mics for this one Oh, man. You just might need life support when I thought it's call it back.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's not true. Y'all love it. Yeah. Nah. Nah, you getting shot. Because you think he's Mooney Mike, yo. Mooney Mike.

Come on. You getting a shot. Yo, come on, man. One shot. Stop playing, yo. Nah, yeah. I'm not getting shot. Oh, shit. Oh, shit Oh shit, oh shit Oh shit

Oh shit Oh shit He let it go Yeah, this shit is hard. Nah, it's just let that thing go Ice. Y'all got faith in these window cleaners. That nigga's wet. We playin' but this shit is a slap.

This is wild shootout music. That's a heat kill in this shit. He lit ice off. I can't wait to this all go up. Oh, shit. Wait, who's this? J.R.R. Ryder trying to sing. Oh, shit. What would you say to them? I like that music, it gets lucid, it's more like nuisance Tanya Nooses rapping, Ralphie Vick

Life is for the living, I'm forgiving Won't you give me one chance? I can surely give you all your simple elements Romance, so I hope you're not faking My heart is all fake and my head is all spacious But I'm always so patient, my hotline's ringing I'm waiting I'll give you back what you gave me Hotline, we can go to hell and have a way to go. I don't want you to break.

I'll get you back. Won't you? Yo, that's for you. You want this? You want me to stay? Oh my god, yo. That's a wild shootout music. That's Jordan Hawkins and Duckworth.

Jordan, I'm sorry for my little jokes. That shit was a bomb. That shit was grooving. I'm going to buy that little tune right there. I'm getting dressed to that. Yo, Aish, why you light Ice up like that? Words. Look at his pants.

I didn't even know Ice did something foul. He just turned around. I didn't do anything foul. He just turned around and started shooting me. Anybody could get it. That's not what happened. Your shirt is dripping. Look, that's not what happened.

I'm holding the mic. Joe like, nah, move the mic. So I'm like this. Ice going to move the mic. He did. He opened me up to get shot. Nah, you got to get shot for that. That's fine. Look, that's not why I'm holding the mic. Joe like, nah, move the mic. So I'm like this. Ice going to move the mic. He moved the mic. He did. He opened me up to get shot. Nah, you got to get shot for that.

That's fair. Oh, my bad. I didn't mean to do that. And you needed to get shot. Your shirt was going to tighten anyway. Yes, you needed to loosen up a bit. Don't dry it. Who got what?

Come on First play the first one I mean Okay Instead Oh man Okay Play the shit that that dude Didn't get to hear

Cause you Ubered home alone It's called Better for the love And I don't know How to pronounce the name It's M-M-Y-Y-K-K Okay Something's playing

A stupid ass phone Y-Y-K-K. Okay. Something's playing. A stupid-ass phone. Y-Y-Y-K-K. Mike. It's Mike. What's his name? It sounds like exactly what somebody played when they leave Brooklyn. People go to Brooklyn and learn a new slap and come back to their broadcast. You can't trick me, Mel

Hey, alright, key change It is called, that's how you pronounce it Yo, Ish and Mel with these sleepers I'ma fuck y'all up And I was like, mm, K Oh, shit Hey These records sound like they came on

Back to back in the spot Alright Alright, Ryan Devon Let's work these out, man These records sound like they came on back to back in the spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I rhymed them on. You said my words could be mine. Let's start these over. I can smell the incense. Hot nights feel better.

Oh, yeah. He should have sold this beat to somebody different. You said my words could be mine. Don't say that. Don't say that. Wait, what's this? Mic time. Who's this? Mic. I should know better. Don't say that. Wait, what's this? Mike.

What Mike? Not that one. His name is Mike. M-Y-Y-K-K. Who did the beat though? Oh yeah, this is Mike. Oh, nice job. Now I'ma wait through My lips can give you

Sensation From soft kisses When you spit On my lips This sound like the nigga you went on a date with My lips can give you So much pain Oh with Oh my god I can't even, I can't even

I can't even I can't even Okay We got it Nah the beat's fine now turn it back up He didn't mean to hurt him This beat is absolutely insane. It's cute.

It's nice, you know, cleaning the house on a Saturday. I still can't tell you what the chorus is. I can do better. Yes, you can. All right, y'all.. All right, yo. This nigga just moaned. All right, we get the drip. We get the drip.

That's Better For Love by MMYYKK, which is pronounced Mike. See, look, MMYYKK. That's the guy's name? Pronounced Mike. It's pronounced Mike. It's Mike. Melissa Ford. All right, wait.

No, you know how to. Wait. Say that again. M-M-Y-Y-K-K. Nah, that's the algorithm shit. All right. This episode, we are introducing the band sleepers list. Hey, M-M-Y-Y-K-K-O-O. You made it. You'll never hear that shit.

That shit sounded dope at first. The producer. He might have did more. You kept that bad. shit. Yo. That shit sounded dope at first. The producer. He might have did more. You kept that badge light. Send it to Mike. What'd you say your name was? M-M-Y. Oh, okay.

I'll email you. He gonna give that beat. He turn right around. Get out the usher or something. That shit sound like love. Hey, producer, don't waste your good beat on this nigga wanting to play around.

I like the... Nigga. I like flowers. Get my beat back. producer no wait you're good beat on this nigga want to play around get it cleared this is where label politics really help out they'll call the label mate we straight no I gave you the order. No, that's my feature. No charge. Just call the label. See what they got to say. Label, let me in.

Wait, what's your name? How you spell that? It's 2L. Hey, you can kiss that. Stop, man. You can kiss that one goodbye. That's fucked up. That beat was a slap, too. I'm sorry, Mike. Take that back in and do a little reworking, man. I'm. That beat was a slap too.

I'm sorry, Mike. You can take that back in and do a little reworking, man. I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry. Where's your sleeper? I don't have none. Okay. And that works for me.

Huh? Oh, Jesus. You already shot me too much, man. You shot me in my eye. Look, you got my computer wet. I can't even see. Computer's wet. That's the thing.

I can't see. My eye hurt. Y'all go home early? No. Yeah. My eye hurt. Oh, my God. Yo.

Woo. If you enjoyed this podcast, then you know what time it is. What you expect from the greatest to ever do it, man. Gang, gang, gang. If you didn't enjoy this podcast, you know what time it is. Fuck else. Fuck else you know to expect from the gang, gang, gang. Same shit either way.

Hey, y'all Redditors out there, with your little think pieces on what we had to say, guess what? I don't remember what we said. None of it. I don't remember. Not said. None of it. I don't remember. Not a take. Not an opinion. I remember Mel went on a date and some niggas worshiping pussy.

That's what I got from this. Look at his eyes. Hey, Tanner. Put down the eye level and stare at it. Tanner, have fun writing a description paragraph for this bad boy.

Make that compelling. All right? Oh, man. Hopefully y'all enjoyed y'all. She said, look the pussy in the eye. Mel isn't here, y'all. The horny levels

were off the charts. I want the Mel Hive to know that the first 45 minutes totally brought to you by Mel. She was not pressured to share. She was not pressured to do any of those things.

She volunteered that information. Sorry, dude. Yeah, because we know you heard. Yeah, yeah. Well, he ain't going to hear this part. He cut this shit off already. He's been cut this off. Nigga not going to hear her apology?

No. Nigga went and picked something up that was fucking. Oh, shit. I got time to play these Melissa Ford games. Oh, you're inconsistent? Say less. Say less. Oh, man.

Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need all the prayers we can get over here. We need a lot of praying. I'm really concerned about your laptop right now, though. Look at all that water on the keyboard and shit. Let me borrow a laptop. It's okay. Apple Store open.

Okay. That's mad water. It is. Why, if y'all wet my shit, I got to buy another one? This should be like a company expense or some shit. You need a company, nigga. It is a company expense. And when you take some shit

and the apple in it's wet, they look at you like, what do you know? You ever try to get it off though? It's water? Where? Fam, we got all little lights in here, we know.

I did some shit by mistake. Oh, it's over. Alright. Listen. All right. Listen. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. We bid you adieu. Farewell.

Adios. Arrivederci. Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long. Goodbye. Also, life is a series of beautiful moments. And moments pass.

So let's make this one right here. This shit right here last As if it's all we have Lastly, the baddies are insecure The stagnant women wanna travel The closed-minded women want you to teach them things And that's that, man Grab your Tylenol, you might need it

We are gone Actually, we're not gone But we'll be gone soon Cause we got shit we wanna do tonight Can't let you guys have all the fun I don't know, you might need it. We are gone. Actually, we're not gone, but we'll be gone soon. Because we got shit we want to do tonight. Can't let you guys have all the fun. Go out here, shake a little tail feather, huh? Wear something revealing, legs out.

Hey! Go do a little skit somewhere. Run a barbecue, kick somebody's barbecue over. How you doing? Wait a minute! Hopefully y'all enjoyed this as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. I had a blast today. I'm gonna try this non-producing thing more often, I am.

Never, never stop. Y'all on the damn out there. Wait a minute! Never stop, never stop. Y'all on the damn out there. Wait a minute. Greatest crew in the world, man. Hey, for you audio listeners, man, if we laugh too much during this shit, make sure you inbox ish at ish at the source. Wait. Nigga changed his emails and everything. Ish at the source. Oh, wait.

Nigga changed his emails and everything. Changed his P.O. Bond. Is he in Connecticut now, nigga? Oh, shit. He better not tell that Wawa story no more, though. I read your shit. That was it. You have reached your limit on the Wawa.

Nah, for real the other day