The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 643 | "Cottage Industry"

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

The JBP kicks off this episode discussing QueenzFlip’s appearance with WWE over the weekend (25:00) before turning to music, starting with Lil Uzi Vert’s ‘Pink Tape’ reaching No. 1 on Billboard, ending the 2023 drought for Hip-Hop (34:35). Travis Scott announces Utopia Performance at Egyptian Pyramids ahead of his new album set to release this summer (43:50), Post Malone is dropping at the end of the month (55:15), and Le'Veon Bell says he paid for verses from Moneybagg Yo and Stunna 4 Vegas but didn’t like them (1:04:50). Also, the JBP investigates the recent Michael Rubin party (1:23:10), Mel discusses a homage to video vixens party she attended (1:37:18), Jonah Hill’s ex shares screenshots of conversations as she accuses him of being emotionally abusive (1:49:18), more videos from Usher concerts (3:05:00), + MORE!   Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Ambré - “PT. II (DRAKE & DRIVE)” Ice | Arsonal da Rebel - “(Intro) Counted Me Out” Parks | Mike Yorkz - “Summer Salt/Fine Line” Ish | Leon Thomas - “Breaking Point” Melyssa | Khamari - “Drifting”

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This nigga's Benjamin Button. Tell the barber you'll take about 15 off me. Take 15. You do. I'm not even listening to you, Ice. Good day, sir. My barber tried to sneak in during my cut last night. Yeah, man, got a real busy August.

All right. But I entertained. All right, what you got going on? A couple weddings. He said, what is that trip you're going on? Nigga, whatever it is, guess who's going to need a cut? What the fuck are you talking about? Anyway.

Celebrity shit don't work on them barbers. They celebrities in they own right. Barbers are celebrities. Yeah, everybody's a celebrity though in their field. Yeah, but the barbers are a little crazy. They don't need your money no more. You get what I'm saying?

Them niggas is getting to it. They are. And you pay more than that? Yeah. Sign me up. And you pay more than that? Yeah. Haircut of $100. Weird. Sorry, sign me up. $100, yo.

That's crazy. What'd you pay? $100. You pay a buck? $80. And you go? You tip him? It's $80, but...

Yeah. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. It's $80, but you tip. He comes to you? Don't talk me out of what I'm saying. What's your tip on the $80 cut? $20. Okay, there you go. Be a man. That's what I'm saying. I said it's $ the $80 cut? $20. Okay, there you go.

Be a man. That's what I'm saying. I said it's $100. It's $80, but you pay $100. Ice, what you bet? $50. Ice, I don't got no hair. Shit, that make him charge more.

Yeah, because if they're- Yeah, and I'm going twice a week. That make him charge more. Oh, you get to repeat- I go twice a week. Every day before- Get the bundle package. Right before we come in here, I go to-

Yeah, let his girl see him scruffy. Man, why you looking good all the time, boy? Because I'm a professional and I take my job serious. She knows. She knows. I wouldn't got a facial this weekend, boss. Should I swallow up? Nah.

A facial? Yeah. Well, yeah, if it's enough of that stuff up in you. Yeah, you should have swallowed. I should have swallowed. Oh, man, you don't. Come on it's enough of that stuff up in Come on do that Wow Let me see your force They did a good job though. They did I thought it right around the way to

She started pressing that look thingamajiggy I see on Instagram, that little thing that everybody should have. Some stink shit up in my face. You know the shit that they slide down your face? No. It's like a vacuum, like a little thing. No, no, no. I'm talking about some shit that they press, like a little circle that they just start pressing in certain spots on your face.

And the shit start coming out. The shit start coming out. Why my face all stink? I forgot the name of it. Running around like that. Ew. Did you put all this fuck, put me under some smoke machine? Yeah.

Putting 97 billion different creams and shit on my fucking face. I fell asleep at the facial spot. That should be filling the eyes. That's when it's the best. Body bricks pressed down. Need a little nap wave. Yeah, a little pampering. I like going places I can take a nap.

Word. But that was cool. I never did that. I'd fall asleep when I'm getting my nails done. I'd be like, literally sitting there falling asleep. All that shit to me is relaxing. I got to stay up in there. That's when the dude will come give me a massage.

That's when the husband will come. Oh, you're sleepy. I never let that nigga put his hands on me. Listen, man. When you sleep, shit. You better take your... You need that deep tissue shit. Karate pants over there.

He be having a little... That's where you get them loose pants from. Yeah. That's your man now. They my man. I bumped into them at Mercedes. Stole his style. Stole his style.

I bumped into them in the places... I know they make a killing over there. They killing them. The place What What They like one of the most Popular I used to go there Ten years ago

I don't go there No more we go But yeah They getting it They getting to it And I've been going For shit They getting to it

Yeah over ten years Hey they make more money Alright Positive affirmations If you're listening. Yeah, you such a nigga. Why you... You don't think people tune in for positive affirmations?

They tune in for the nigga shit. No. I disagree with that. What you think they tune in for? A little bit of anything. They want some nigga shit now. They want some cherries in here. But I don't think it's all nigga shit like him.

It's more nigga shit than positivity. No, they want to laugh more than nigga shit. Then nigga shit make them laugh. Good point. Positivity is not funny. Yeah, what are you talking about? It ain't funny. People don't really want to hear too much positivity.

No. Especially from me. Go to Gary Vee or somebody for that shit. Yo, did you know what's funny? Gary Vee is not positive. He ain't ignore it. Gary Vee tell you to your face you're a bum. You are a loser.

You still home. You still make what? How much? Why haven't you done this? Your Snapchat is doing what? You're sitting on your ass. You sleep how many hours in a day? You're a fucking bum.

And he cursed like a- And then the white people be like, so I'm telling you, ooh, y'all lucky I'm a white face like these niggas black face. The white people be like, oh, Gary Vee, thank you so much. Gary Vee is my man. We know you had to- That's my man right there. I fuck with him. We know. F to talk. That's my man right there. I fuck with him.

We know. Fancy sushi spot. He took me to. I like when dudes whine and dime me. I like when they whine and dime me. All right, enough. It was the best sushi. No, no, no, I'm telling you. Enough, enough.

That's my people spot too. Flip, I'm going to call you out because when you went to the little fancy razzily-dazzily steak spot in the sky like you was excited you called me about it it was a new experience you was ordering new shit you was nervous looking at the menu right and you felt good about that I'm telling you that when Gary

I'm saying when Gary B sent me the secret sushi spot by Wall Street that only got seats for seven and it's for us and you got no sign on the door. They ain't promoting a fucking thing in there.

That shit was all right. It was good. If you know, you know. The experience. I mean, all that food was too fancy for me. I got to go down there.

That's where people shit. Yeah. His partner's over there. He's the chef. He might be a partner in there too. Yo,. That's where people shit. Yeah. His partner's over there. He's a chef. He might be a partner in there, too. Yo, Parks be putting his fucking shit. Hey, Parks. Parks don't play.

That's my man from high school. Them poor boys. Them poor boys been a lot of places. I'm telling you. I've lived a lot. You can sleep with a nigga if you want. Parks be flexing on me. I'm telling you.

Bill Burr Parks and this Parks. It ain't the same parks. But I'm going to shut up because all the people out there think I'm begging y'all to be my friend. They got a lot of hidden spots. That's what they took from the last ball, yeah. They're like, oh, where should I go?

Joe's a lonely father. Something like that. I'm done with these people. All right. We started out with energy recently. I oblige. Y'all requested. I'm gonna get back to smooth vibes.

Mellow. Yeah. Mellow it out a little bit. Some positivity, let's see here. What do you mean by success is predictable? Well, if you go into the kitchen to cook a dish and the very first thing you get is a recipe and you follow the recipe and you work with the recipe,

eventually you'll master that dish. Once you've mastered it and made it a few times, you can make the dish over and over again, and you'll remember the recipe. You don't have to keep going back to the recipe book. Now, if somebody says, boy, that's really delicious, you don't say, well, it's a miracle, like something out of voodoo.

No, you just followed a proven recipe that had been worked out by people before you. And that's basically the secret of success. If you want to be successful in starting a business, then you study what people have learned. And everything that people have learned, they've written down, shared in seminars, or put onto audio programs. Use proven success methods. He said, learn from the expert. He smoked that. He smoked that. He smoked that.

Positive affirmations to the people out there that require that. Fuck is really good to the rest of the fucktards and fuckettes. Happy to be here. Bless. God is good all the time. Won't he do it? Yes he will Gang is all here

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Yeah, I mean, I'm about Oh yeah, let me tell y'all right now We are on vacation The 20th The 21st and the Well, 22nd we won't have a show Or the 26th Yeah, let me tell y'all that right at the top of this pod

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I wanna go to London, Tokyo, Paris, LA Sun Dress Season out there Shout to the ladies and scrubs at work right now New York, Shatown, Sydney, Spain Shout to wherever you might be listenin' from London, Tokyo, Paris, LA Apple, Spotify, Google, YouTube, Patreon, SoundCloud Girl it don't get no better

My boy CB keepin' chill out Shout out to those of y'all still going to the beach right now Girl I just wanna know It go Over 50% of the beaches in the U.S. are contaminated with feces Just wanna throw that out there Saw it on the news Be careful

Ayy What? Y'all niggas love them beaches I ain't a beach dude I was just there I mean the well got shit somewhere See, see Then don't scrunch your face over me. You're disgusting.

I need to step it up. Hey, bring your body here to me. Shout out to our new Wrestlemania fans listening. What the fuck is they talking about? I know you like it. That nigga rushed out of here the other day. We gon' break the dance, we gon' break the dance We gon' get this shit, cause it's digital age I know you like it Girl, I like your perfume Girl, it's all about you

Let's light this fire up If it's wrong for two, baby, can I Keep it to you and I Can I, can I Baby, tell me how you guys all right it's enough of issues cousin for a minute. Sharif going crazy too, ish. Alright, man. God damn it. I hate him. I want you to say something about your nephew

who is dropping 40 points at the drop of a dime on people's head in Vegas in summer leave while everybody, wherever the fuck he's doing that, I want you to say something. But no, forget it. Forget it. Because when I pressure you to talk, it's again when they make me

to be the bad guy. Go ahead and do the shy brother shit that you used to do when we used to go to Perfections. Every time he gets a haircut, he goes back to being shy. I keep telling y'all,

when you look scruffy, like you turn dark skin. Haircut is just different. Haircut, slit in the knees what i forget it he got the runners on what episode is 643 i'm not playing with y'all today big box i'm not playing with y'all today welcome to episode 643 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few really, really amazing people, an amazing gang with me.

The beautiful, intelligent Melissa Ford is here. Big flip, fresh off, you know what I mean? If you know, you know. When I talk about it, when you get to the end zone, act like you've been there before. I mean, I know the fucking vibes. Don't hit my phone. I mean, if you have been talking to me, don't talk to me now. At all.

You wasn't there for the ride, don't be there when I park. Y'all know what the fuck is going on, huh? Big Flip is out here. Fuck these niggas talking about. Ish is here. Huh? Huh? Hey.

Huh? It's still Ish. We heard about the XXL. It's still him. We heard about the XXL joint coming up. We know you. Uh-oh. We heard about the XXL. It's still him. We heard about the XXL joint coming up. Uh-oh. Smoking them. Five houses in the source.

Stop playing. I was who I was before I got here. Stop playing with me out there. Big freeze. Freeze. Huh? Fuck is going on out there? And lastly, but certainly not least, Parks is here.

Yep. Corey's here. Poe is here. Erickson is here. Gang's all here. How's everybody doing? Feeling great. How y'all feeling?

Great. Feeling great, bro. Y'all showered this morning. Yes, we did. All right. Y'all sprayed some perfume. Smelling good. Deodorant on.

Skin exfoliated and shit. Nigga's running from the deodorant. I don't know why, but. Smell good. Nigga's running running from the deodorant. I don't know why, but. It smells good. Niggas running from what? Deodorant. I don't know what it is, bro. Who's doing that?

People talking this whole natural shit, and I don't need deodorant. They do. They won't. It's fucking hot, nigga. Put some deodorant on. The good shit, too. Yeah.

What's the good? The aluminum. The shit that's bad for you. It is. The shit that's bad for you. The shit that's bad for you. A couple months a year,'s bad for you. The shit that's bad for you. The good shit. A couple months a year, you could go a little unhealthy and put some aluminum under your shirt.

My life has changed since we had that deodorant conversation, what was it, a year ago, whatever Deodorant bad like that? Yeah. Deodorant's terrible for me. Nigga, drink chlorophyll then. Drink chlorophyll. Chlorophyll helps. Doesn't that kill?

Doesn't that kill? Chlorophyll is a liquid. Chlorophyll is good't that kill Chlorophyll Chlorophyll is a It's a liquid Chlorophyll is good for you From a plant Very good Really good for you Eliminates your body odor You might be thinking

About chlorine Oh man Yeah You just reminded me You know what took Instagram by storm When them niggas Found the word

COVID on the Clorox wipes On the Lysol can Nah that took Instagram by storm Remember when they Turned down 5G towers? That shit took you by storm too. Nah, I mean,

I assumed that the word came from somewhere. Lysol wouldn't be the... That shit did shock me though, I ain't gonna lie. Nigga, they were tearing down cell phone towers, my G. That was funny. They planned this. Listen, I were tearing down cell phone towers. My Jesus. That was funny. They planned this.

Listen, I got shit in my phone. It's talking about just how much money all them companies made. Yeah. You know I got it. I know you got it. I was going to send it to you, too. Oh, I thought you made a lot of money during the pandemic. Oh, no, no, no, not at all.

No, he lost a lot of money. Those niggas wasn't paying him no rent. And still living there. And they still there. And he pardoned. They like... You're like, you good?

That's funny, huh? Do anybody that you... You don't have to answer if you don't want to. Does anybody that rent from you know that you are a podcaster? Yeah. Do they listen?

That sounds like that can get tricky. Are they reluctant to pay? That sounds like it can get tricky. Are they reluctant to pay? That sounds like it can get tricky. It's tricky. Why? What the fuck you mean why? Because people look at you like you rich. Ah.

So they'll be like, you know what I mean? Like, you got it. And you rich. I'm not rich. Pissed off. And that part. I'm not rich at all. People look at you.

I know. People really look at you like you got it. Fuck that guy. People look at you like you got a white teal. You was upset about the. Fuck that guy. People look at you like you got a white T-shirt on. You was upset about the squatters law. Like, all that shit, you got upset about that, right? I know. I know.

Wait, what happened? The squatters law. He got upset about that. Look at Flynn. He was angry about that. Nah, he didn't like that squatters right. He didn't like that at all. Nah.

He ain't mad now. He tore me and Corey up over that squatters right screaming he did yeah he ain't like that shit he wanted them renters on the street he wanted to throw them niggas out he wanted them homeless he was ready to go he had you all on the phone he was ready to pick them up himself and move them out holy shit yeah but I would imagine That yeah People ain't trying to Really pay rent To the guy that's potting

But is that fair That's not fair No that's crazy I don't care what you're doing I'm going to do it now Them niggas Renting right from John Doe What the fuck

Is you talking about They will never Know me See me Smell me Nothing Yeah Smart

Yeah that's smart That's very smart Are you supposed to do that Anywhere Every Not every landlord. Most landlords I've rented from had like a corporation. You didn't know who the person was. Or like a management

company. The management company handles it all so you don't really know who it is that actually owns the property. Should just be some address, LLC. Yeah, but don't get stupid. You can tell. I'll pop up one night and start peeking around.

You know, black landlord, right now you see how this nigga's taking care of the yard. He got the yard a mess. Stop flipping out, for real. Niggas don't play with their yards, huh? No doubt. Landlord, when you live there, you play with the yard. But when you own some shit and niggas got you a yard,

people don't play with their yards. All it takes is one of them little tickets from the city. Yeah. That's it. That's why it's crazy he said it. People do not play with their yards. You let your yard, you let your tenants let the yard go crazy? What's your pet rules?

He getting mad. He's shaking. That's going to tell me what I need to know. What's your requirements? What's your pet rules? I do want to know your pet rules. I don't fuck with that. No pets? Not even cats?

No pets in the building? Can you talk? I've let people start having like small dogs, but what happens is most of my house Look at his face. He got smoke coming from his hand. He did some shit to his house. Most of my house has got hardwood floors,

like brand new hardwood floors. So what happens is when the pets pee, that shit don't come up never. So fix it, nigga. Yeah, put new hardwood floors down. Is it the real hardwood floors or the Home Depot shit? The laminated. Real hardwood floors.

So get it together. Yeah, you put new floors down. As the owner. Brooklyn terror. I ain't going to say nothing. Oh, Lord. Lord, people used to hate me in Brooklyn. Dogs are fucking flawed, but guess what?

Go ahead. And that security deposit don't be enough. Ask for more. Bum ass. No, I don't do that. Oh, come on. Ask for more. You hear him?

Whoa, whoa. They listening to you. Bum ass niggas. You fucking listening. They listening. I didn't say that. I said bum ass security department. It don't cover it.

You get what I'm saying? Some people do the pet deposit. It's a whole man. And extra money just for having a pet. I feel like going through that. You got a new puppy that's biting on a mold and biting on. I'm good, yo. Let Roscoe stay over there.

I'm good. What about these dogs? What if they keep the dog outside? What about a hamster? Then you disturbing the other tenants. Goldfish? I don't want to be in the middle of the night. Goldfish?

Ish. Yo, stop. Yo, Ish. What? Nigga, howl. Ain't no fucking dog howling in here. Yo, yeah. It's the craziest hell.

Yo, one of my neighbors. Barking or howling? Nigga, one of my neighbors right now. You got a wolf, nigga? What the fuck? Every morning at six in the morning, the dog be going crazy. Wake up. Wake up, nigga.

You know what you do? I be wanting to snitch. Your neighbor where you live at? Take that water gun outside. I be wanting to snitch. I'm dead ass. Listen, that's how mad my little murder mysteries start, with a dog dispute between neighbors.

Oh, shit. That's a fact. So I ain't going to say nothing to them. It is, huh? Them motherfuckers be, what? All right, so no pay either. I was just, you're going to get it. Look, I. That's a fact. So I ain't going to say nothing to them. It is, huh? Them motherfuckers be, what? All right, so no pay either. I was just, you're going to get it.

Look, I ain't even wishing it on you. You just did. I'm just predicting the future. You got pet rules at your, at your? Go fuck what

them niggas do over there. Same shit. Yeah, him. I ain't even going to get, boy, you like him. Go ahead. I'm going to get mine in the bag attack time.

Go ahead and fuck something up. I'm going to get mine back at that time. Go ahead and fuck something up. I'm going to show you what to do. Oh, my, look at this blade. Hey, yeah, fuck. All I'm going to do is get a pen and a paper, buddy. Man, they taught me the game. Oh, shit. Hey, I know enough.

I done listened to Trap and fucking Storm and these niggas enough to know that one. A little depreciation. I get a couple perks with this house around his tax time. Y'all go ahead and play. That's the biggest one, though. One of these, I done followed all these information people on Instagram. I promise you we gonna start talking about something soon. I follow some of these information pages on Instagram.

So one of the white dudes, a white guy, and he was trying to say, yo, this is how you should know who to rent to, who's going to pay the rent, and who's not going to pay the rent as a realtor. It sounds like he's about to be racist. Tell that white dude. Well, he had me glued. If you're about to say something racist, I'm into this bitch. I'll check., I'm into this bitch.

So I'm glued. And he says, go to the car, go to their car, and see how they keep it. Because 80% of people that have a clean car are clean in other areas of their life. And if it's a junkie car the statistics will show you like that i can see that i can see it but shut the up yo what they move it over nobody driving new york your dog i ain't really going right to you yet let me see you walk outside just get your goofy ass yo let me get one yeah you can shout doing that wrong no peeking at everybody car okay so that's whether or not they're clean what about about, he said like, you could tell if they can, if they're going to pay their rent

or not pay their rent. I just, well that's what he, yeah, because if the car, I don't just mean clean. If the car is a hoopty, it's habitual.

Okay. So if you, they say that if you, if you see somebody's car, how you keep your car is how you keep your house. And if you keep your house and your car like that,

then you just a junkie, like your life not in order, your life not straight, your mental health not straight. That story would never work in, like that, then you just a junkie. Like your life not in order. Your life not straight. Your mental health not straight. That story would never work in, like that would never fly in LA because motherfuckers are driving around in Porsches and shit like that

and they are couch surfing. Like they are looking for the lick to get in for the one. The couch might be clean. No, no, no, but they're looking for the lick to get in for that one month and then they stop playing.

Really? Oh my, it is an epidemic in Cali. Oh my God. It is an epidemic in Cali. Really? Oh my God. I knew this one guy who he did it all the time and he banked on having nine months in each location. Serial renters.

Those niggas, they know the laws and all that. And you want to know what he did? This guy, he'd get in, he somehow doctored his credit reports and stuff like that so that it looked like he had like a 780 credit rating and he had all this money in the bank and stuff like that. He'd get in there, pay the first- Oh, he called my man. He'd pay the first month.

Then he started to shove rocks down the toilet like into the septic systems and stuff like that. The old school trick. What? Yes. Y'all ain't paying no rent. I'm not paying no rent. Yeah.

Nothing. He would just sabotage the place. And yeah. But it was houses in the hills. Like, I was like. Listen, I would love to do a renters from hell segment. That sounds crazy. But I think I would be breaking the law. But boy.

Putting rocks in the toilet? Well, this guy ended up dying in jail. So, you know, whatever. Like a big joke of that one. Quick. Listen to this guy, yo. Nope, I won't. Yo, stop rolling.

Gotta protect the renters. Gotta protect the renters. Shout out to y'all out there. All right. What's up with y'all? Come on. Whatever y'all want, wherever y'all want, however y'all want. Pause if applicable.

What's up? What's up? How you feeling? Yeah, man. WWE, man. How are you feeling? My back is all right. You know. Nah, that nigga slams. My back man. WWE, man. How are you feeling? How your back? Yeah. My back is all right. You know.

Nah, that nigga slams. My back hurts. My back hurts. But you know. Nah. Nah. That's my favorite part of this skit. Why you ain't webbing any of them?

Like when something happens that you know is real. Like that. We watched that. And I was like, oh, wait. He's not acting. That part hurt right there. That fall was painful. Yeah.

But you know. If you don't know what we're talking about, our good brother Flip went and did some work with WWE. Yes, sir. Left the pod early, got a lot of content in over there. He's a big fan of WWE, so we were all proud and happy for him. Shout out to y'all, though. Shout out to y'all for, you know, the JBN, for putting it all together, for allowing me to leave and do that, man.

Absolutely. They should never let me in the door, for allowing me to leave and do that, man. That's true. They should never let me in the door, nigga. I'm going to take that. Where was it? Man, that's in Square Garden. I was at the garden. Yeah, I got to shout y'all out. You know what I mean?

I don't like the fact that you got control like that. I don't like that shit. That shit bothers me, but I got to shout you out. Got to shout you out. I'm going to say your shit. Why do you look at that like that? Like a troll? Because you just like, you try to play stuff. I was so happy for you. I know you was heard. For real. I'm on some Higgins shit. Why do you look at that like that like in Toronto? Because you just like you trying

to play shit up. I was so happy for you. I know you was a herd. For real. Like that's your for me I think

that's your natural element. Yeah that's and I appreciate over here over here you like you know what I mean?

But I appreciate that. I definitely appreciate that. And that shit was dope. Nah for real. And that dude was a big dude

Paul. Yes yes yes yes yes. The WWE. real. And that dude was a big dude, Paul. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. The WWE. Why you think that taking your shirt off is like... The go-to. Why you think that's your... That's his signature. That's your hot duket.

That's his ad-lib. That almost got him fucked up at least nine different times. But growing up in the hood, people would yell and shit like that, but it's not until they take their shirt off and they go, Oh, shit. He going crazy. It always happened. It always... People would yell and shit like that But it's not until they take their shirt off And they go like oh shit He going crazy It always happens It always

Yo you are a wild dude I love you though Can I buy you some tank tops Shit I got one of them Yeah I got one of them Look at this groove You got groove Yeah we lit though

I see I'm not done I don't think you are You just getting started're just getting started. You're just getting started. Thank you, though. You coming here with a six-pack in three months? Why you keep saying he coming in here?

You don't hear what he's saying? He's saying he's not coming in. You don't hear what he's saying? He's telling you he out of here, nigga. He's saying y'all should have never gave me that opportunity once I really get in the door. Sayonara. Deuces, nigga. Peace.

It was fun. Remember that year we had? That's my man. Good times. Remember the couch and shit? Remember the Deuces, nigga. Peace. It was fun. Remember that year we had? That's my man. Good times. Remember the couch and shit? Remember the chair? Oh, shit. Remember the guns,

that water come on time? Nah, we turned up that year. My eye hurt. We turned it up that year on him. My eye hurt, okay? Stop. That water come on time. Nah, I apologize to y'all

for shooting you. It looks aggressive on the playback. No, it felt. On the playback, when I grabbed it and did the thing, it looked aggressive and I apologize. Thank'all for shooting. It looks aggressive on the playback. No, it felt. On the playback, when I grabbed it and did the thing, it looked aggressive, and I apologize. Thank you.

It was. Well, I'm sorry. That shit look crazy. Y'all soft as hell. False abuse. Hey, but hold on. I felt bad. Honestly, I did. I felt bad.

You judged me earlier because, you know, I gave Joe a hug, and I said his skin was hot. No, hold on. No point. No. You judged me earlier. You criticized your brother because I was concerned about our brother's skin

temperature. That was a little flagrant to you? See. Okay. Well, no. Listen. But, you got some hot skin

Pause He's not I don't know why his skin is so hot The last few podcasts I pay attention The last few parts Flip has been painting me out To need like an ambulance He wants you to stay home again

No I don't I can't figure out his play But there's a play. I'm dead worried about him, though. For real. He be doing some bullshit. He be like this. He be regular.

Why don't you stay home? I've seen a lot of docs. You know the docs really, they secretly are making someone sick a little bit, poisoning them a little bit. Munch has it syndrome by proxy. Oh, shit.

There you go. Flip might be setting you up, bro. I'm pointing at Joe. Mel said some bugging Mel says What the fuck She just said I hate I'm just What if it's Mel

That's doing that shit She's the closest To that nigga Putting some shit On her skin And the nigga smell it Cause when he sit there He be like this

That's true That never happened before She said that I don't know her Do not put that shit on me No I love y'all And thank you For your concern I appreciate it Okay We'll talk about it later It's true. That never happened before. She said that. I don't know her hair. Do not put that shit on me. No. I love y'all, and thank you for your concern. I appreciate it.

Okay. We'll talk about it later. Thank you so much for publicizing what could be a potential health scare. Look, that's why I love niggas. Make it awkward. I love niggas. Make it awkward. I love niggas.

Make it awkward, yo. You see it? You're going to laugh. We don't know what to say. That shit is just crazy. Because, shut the fuck up. What really is up? I want to go Make it awkward. I love Nick. Make it awkward, yo. You see him, he's going to laugh. We don't know what to say. That shit is just crazy. Because, shut the fuck up. What if it really is something? I want to go through it like privately.

I don't want the people on my dick. Okay. Now in the comments, they're going, I ain't eating a lot of eggs. Who are you? That steak. What's your name, though? That red meat. Nick.

Joe hasn't had a salad in nine meals. Or Joe hasn't Instagrammed all the food. Another option. I see a nigga on YouTube cooking brains. I'm sorry. Like monkey brains? I didn't rewind the clip to see what the animal was

by the time I realized he was cooking brains and by the end of it he seasoned that shit. That shit was looking like he put some cheese on it. He put a toothpick in it and that shit looked like some type of stuffer

hors d'oeuvre. Hey, man. And he ate it. Some shit I'm just not gonna eat. I hate those eating videos of muck buck videos. Go ahead. Jump out of here.

I'm listening to Flip. Nah, I know you was about to walk on the ledge. Go ahead, Flip. What'd you say? Muck bangs. Muck buck. Muck buck, whatever. I hate it, though.

Disgusting. That's where they eat shit on camera. They eat shit on camera, but the chewing and shit like that. ASMR sort of. Why is it so popular? That's freaky. I don't know. It's weird.

Really big community. Oh, it is. Really big community. Really. Salute to the muck bangs. King shaming. Huge. Is that eat shaming? Huge. It's weird. Really big community. Oh, it is. Really big community. Salute. Salute to the mukbang. King shaming. Huge. Is that eat shaming?

Huge. Eat shaming. Is it? Something. Some sort of shaming. They get a lot of views. Like 14 million, 17 million. Billions of people out there.

A lot of people like that shit. I see them get like a seafood boil and shit and sit there. But do you think that the sound of it, what do you think it is? Like, does it make you feel relaxed? No, I feel like when people eat in a microphone, it's the most infuriating sound in the entire world.

To me, I don't like the sound. I think the sound is disgusting. Yeah. Well, then that could be somebody's shit. If you feel like that, then it has to be somebody's shit. Yeah, for sure.

I got it. I got it. Absolutely. And if you saying there's millions of niggas that like it. Millions. A lot of views.

I feel like a weirdo for watching the pimple pop. Oh, yeah. I watched that Dr. Pimple Pop, the lady. I'm watching the pimple pop. Oh, yeah. I'm watching the pimple pop. I'm watching it. Some of these, y'all faces. That shit, y'all be happy. Blackheads on top of blackheads.

I still don't get the little foothold party dudes. The dudes that go and put their foot in the secret hole. The secret hole parties. I'm sorry? The foot. The foot fetish dudes. The foot glorial? Yeah, where you put your foot through the hole,

and she do some shit, and then you sit there and come. Wait, what? I ain't never seen the foot one. That's not on YouTube, my brother. That's not on YouTube. That's black tag, you freak. No, that's whited. No, how you know about that?

You know about that shit? You sit and fuck? This is exciting. I'm asking him that? You know about that, you sick fuck? This is exciting. I'm asking him that. Feel your pulse. Yeah, you know about that. You got cold. You sick.

I'm asking him. I never heard of that. Like, will you get that for him? You never heard of that? I'm talking to him. Put your feet in somewhere? Stick your foot in a glory hole? I ain't never heard of that.

I be scared that that nigga gonna chop my toe off and run. Right on 37 if it's still in. They might have closed it down. Your man. Your man. He be doing some other shit, yo. I don't do a thing.

I know some women like you know some women. And like you know some women. Like you know some women. I don't know anybody that do that. Your foot. Many a times, years and years and years ago, you was on a date and then Shorty had you now, Shorty just starts talking out loud. Just like, oh, I don't want to go to work, but it's the easiest way in the world.

Like, for what money? What are you talking about? Up the street, it's right here since we in the area. Dude come, they put their foot in the hole, I fucking rub it, do some shit. They don't see me, I don't see them. They pay X amount of dollars I said wait For how many hours

You do this He said as long as I want Or as little as I want So I can really be out of there In a matter of three hours I can meet back with you I was like You're whispering

What did you say Somebody that we know I know some people That did that too I didn't know Nothing about a girl I didn't know Nothing about a girl When I'm't know nothing about a girl.

When I'm cool and calm, y'all will agree with me. No, I didn't know nothing about no dude letting nobody do nothing to their feet. We know a girl, all of us in the room. Y'all might not know that she does this, but she used to go to a spot in New York and she puts her foot on a thing.

That's what I'm saying. I know that you know this fucking girl. Yeah, but i didn't know no dude sticking a foot in the hole who the fuck did you think was putting something in the hole the girl was letting men look at her feet through the glass and the niggas would jerk off watching her feet seriously you down yo i don't don't ever don't stop trying to create separation you down you down uh listen wherever y'all want to go i'm here wherever y'all wherever Don't stop trying to create separation. You down. You down. Listen, wherever y'all want to go, I'm here.

Wherever y'all would like to begin. What's important? What's not important? Music. Want to do some music shit? There's music shit out there? There's a couple music shits. If there's music, let's do it.

Uzi got his number one officially. He did. Hey, big Uzi. Of course he did. Some people are not too happy with it why because the album isn't

like a rap rap album or you know what he's doing on there is his alternative experimenting shit it is still rapping

that shit but just rapping in a different way yeah but so a lot of well not a lot but some people are upset because to see that be the album, to be the first number one of the year... That's hate. Of course.

Of course it's hate. Put out a better project. I could argue this, but it wouldn't make for the greatest part. It's all of them. You could argue for them? I'll argue it. I ain't got no... I don't want a fucking rap album. I don't want to sound backpackery.

That's just... It's all facts. I don't want to sound backpacker. If a guy comes and says, hey, I'm influenced by rock and roll. My inspirations come from rock and roll. I exhibit all of the rock and roll fashion and hair and dress, all of that stuff. The tattoos, the Satan type of. Satanic. That's not my area of expertise, so I don't want to speak on it.

Got it. But if you exhibit all of those things and then your music is. Country. Just that. What about the rap community says this is a rapper outside of the framing outside of him being signed with drama no no no rock nation he's wrapped up there's just a different i was gonna say he we had we had this talk with uh i want to rock and i'm saying this in closing we had this talk with i want to rock where i was shocked that there was even a line in it but y'all found it for me and y'all was like oh it's rap and I mean technically maybe you're right but I'm not

gonna totally dismiss the people that have a contrasting point they definitely have of it's a I could see I could see why the concern is still there that this is the rap album that went number one I just think it's a bullshit hill to die on because Lil Uzi's brand and business is big enough to where he could fart and some shit's going to go number one. Travis is coming. He's going number one. It says more about the field than it says about Uzi. That's what I was thinking.

Who dropped? Someone else dropped. For potential, not saying who dropped, but who dropped for potential to be number one this year? Doug. Doug, Gunna. This is pretty short. Dirk year. Doug, Gunna. List is pretty short. Dirk.

Dirk. Gunna. Which most of them came in at two. Okay. So you made it up there. You know what I'm saying? It's not like there was nobody in the top ten or nothing like that. Like, y'all made it up there.

You just went up against somebody, the Morgan Wallen dude. If Gunna was in good standing with his label, they'd have bought the copies to make him go number one. He was that close. Good point. I think it's just all

starting to be... It's no boundaries. You get what I'm saying like he just an artist and he can explore over here he can explore over there over the weekend I went to I don't know if y'all

don't know who he is this artist Kane Brown he a country artist but he black you're familiar with that right he a star star

he's done some half time shit maybe Superbowl a lot of his cadence and all that shit is hip hop not Superbowl but he did some

he a young black dude. He a country star. He does over 808. Oh, it was New Year's Eve. I think he was on. It sound like hip hop, bro. Where was that at? In Philly.

Okay. Yo, his da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Like, he not traditional. It be 808s in there and shit. Like, it's tracking. Running around. I've heard his name before. Tattooed out.

Rolly on. Gold Cuban link. I ain't know that shit. His image is hip hop too yeah like yo he a young black kid he biracial from Georgia

but I think music is just starting to go over here over here over here over here we're not gonna be classified soon

yeah it's not really a it's just a it's not really a genre anymore I've had some OG's tell me to that we shouldn't

hate on something that is borderline hip hop and call it not hip hop because that stops the genre from growing and existing. That's true. That is the goal at the end of the day, right? I get it, but growing in which direction if they're

mixing it up? I'm with you. I was about to say. If the evolution of it, because I'm all for some was about to say If the evolution of it Cause I'm all for Some of the younger kids Evolving it True I don't

I don't believe The evolution of hip hop To be rock inspired I agree with that I believe hip hop To be rock inspired Hip hop is rock inspired But where we're going now

We are who we are Like But a lot of people say Rock is hip hop inspired A lot of people say rock is hip hop inspired. A lot of people say it's the reverse. They'll say, yo, look at any music and it's all hip hop inspired. Rock and roll?

That's what they say. Well, hip hop is- Well, rock and roll came first. Oh, yeah. Rock and roll came first. Yes. If you want to say modern rock and roll is hip hop influenced, yeah. When did rock and roll get here? Late 40s, early 50s.

As far as mainstream level. Gotcha. Okay. Often a change. Yeah. No, no, no. I think that people's fear is that because it's hip hop, it's ours, that when it starts to leak over, we run the risk of losing it.

We've lost it. We do run the risk of losing it. That's the part that people don't understand. We've been a disagree. Once shit get watered down, I'll have no different hands in it. No, see, and that's where, that right there is where the fight lies.

Yeah, I think Ice is wrong. In what Ice is saying versus what I'm thinking in my head. Like, and that's my problem with the Uzi talk. Uzi, And that's my problem with the Uzi talk. Uzi. Uzi can't be the future of or he can be the future of hip hop. But he said repeatedly out of his mouth that he don't fuck with none of this shit.

And I'm over here. I get this from me. He's pulling from there. And it sounds like that. I think hip hop is fly enough today itself to be able to manifest some new fly shit we've never seen. Not a nigga that's dressed in punk rock clothes. We've seen it.

That's all I'm saying. I'm not trying to take away from him if that's what it sounds like because congratulations and awesome. But yeah, I would like to hear this second project that's coming since you say this is more rap inspired. He wouldn't even be able to say that publicly

with no backlash if there wasn't merit in the conversation. You got to remember, earlier when I was growing up... And then they call it experimental. It's almost a slap in the face. It's not experimental. You took years to do this. Exactly. You're not experimenting.

My bad, Flip. Go ahead. When I was in high school growing up, pop was pop and country. Country was going out. My bad, Flip. Go ahead. When I was in high school growing up, pop was pop and country. Country was going out, but it was pop that was in control of the charts, right? And now hip-hop has come so far that pop music, even though it got its own,

like it's not really, I don't really hear about pop that much. Because hip-hop is pop. Yeah, because hip-hop is pop, right? It's about keeping this authenticity. We don't mind bringing things from here and there, but if you have Uzi as the face of hip hop, right, or number one, and he's saying all this stuff,

it kind of changes the dynamic a little bit to the people that's coming up. It kind of erases the history, because these little motherfuckers is not interested in the history. I was one of them. I wasn't interested in the history until I came up here and learned a lot of shit. I wasn't interested in the history until I came up here

and learned a lot of shit. I wasn't interested in all them old niggas. No disrespect, I wasn't. And then when I learned, I realized, and I got more in tune, I realized the power,

you know, the work that they put in to get us where we at today. I feel like if we get more washed down, I feel like it may be lost. So Titanic shit. Listen, congratulations to Uzi nonetheless. For sure.

Shout out to Uzi. What else we got music? Travis, like you said, Travis is coming. Hey! He's coming. I personally can't wait for this one. I'm excited. I'm excited.

Same. Don't try to isolate yourself. Me too. No, no, no. There's people out there that still try to attach, you know. What, Astroworld to, yeah. Which I understand that. I'm looking forward to the music.

Them people died. That's what I said. I understand that. People died. Fair, but I'm not. Rest in peace. Rest in peace to those people. Rest in peace.

I'm still looking forward to new, I'm always looking forward to new Travis Music because he is one of those people. I just love a killer with slaps though. He didn't kill anybody. I didn't say it. I said you love a killer with slaps. Well, speaking of which,

Young Vaughn's album is coming next week. Oh my God. King Vaughn. Excuse me, King Vaughn. Oh boy. But hey, killer with slaps.

Could you just say that? His album is coming. They dropping a new album called Grandson. Aye. But I wasn't talking about that. One of my goals is to take this product. And sell it.

Yeah. And put it in front of some people. Yeah. The statement that started that was Ice loves a killer with slaps. Yes or no? He did start it. But you didn't deny it. Yes or no?

Yeah. We wouldn't be here if you didn't say that. Oh, God. I was talking about Travis. Jesus. You, God. I was talking about Travis. Jesus. I was talking about Travis. God damn it. All right.

So back to Travis. Scott. Travis Scott. Got it. Utopia is dropping, and he announced a show, which is being live streamed across the world, that is taking place in front of the pyramids in Egypt. Oh, shit. Yeah, I was like, whoa.

Hold on now. Did he give an anticipated date? No, no, there's a date. I never know. Hold on. Let me play with Oh, shit. Yeah, I was like, whoa. Hold on now. Did he give an anticipated date? No, no, there's a date. Sure he gave an anticipated date. Hold on, let me play with Egypt, please. We got permission? Is he going through the right channels? No, no, no, this is done.

You're not pulling up. You're not doing that out there. I don't know how I'm going to make it. Yeah, because that's not how Astroworld happened. Talk about it. Well, yeah, now I have a video. Look, look. Hey, yeah, yeah. He actually talked about it. Well, yeah, now I have a venue. Look, look. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He asked y'all. He asked y'all. Ask him what happened by people just pulling up, by people ignoring ordinances and permits, by people not having the right amount of staffing and security. Talk about it. But this amount of people at a venue that shouldn't have held this amount of people. And now y'all just, oh, I'm sure they followed the pyramid rules. No. OK. You kidding me? I just oh, I'm sure they follow the pyramid rules

I think he followed the pyramid rules too. I saw the mummy In the desert They didn't have the waters open here. Y'all better find out what Aquaponic's furthest limit is that they willing to draw. Yo, you're on me as you. The pyramid. Oh, but keep on going. It get hot out there. Yeah. It get hot. It get hot out there. It get hot. I don't trust Travis Scott to follow

the pool rules at the public pool. It's all about the pyramids. He's right though. Okay, so wait. Is this supposed to just be a performance or is it an actual concert? He's performing the new album on July

28th in front of the pyramids. And people are being invited. Tickets are being sold. People will be invited to the pyramid. You can purchase tickets. They sell tickets. Wait.

Is he responsible for any climbers? Are they tickets? Wait, wait. All right. Is he responsible for any climbers? Are they taking it? For real? That's what I'm saying.

Because you know he's going to be climbing. That's a disaster waiting to happen. You know niggas going to climb the pyramid. Kevin, don't do it. Please. They could be in there stealing the limestone. And you know what? The desert niggas be out there, too. The desert niggas?

The desert people. I'm sorry. F*** people be out there. Oh, my God. You know the ones with the hammers? No. Your fault. No? They? Desert people. I'm sorry. F***. People be out there. Oh my God. You know the ones with the hammers. Yo. Your fault. No.

They'll hurt people. I'm going to go. He crying. I'm crying too. What is wrong with y'all? Y'all. Travis. So you're saying,

so you're saying it's Travis Stott. He got permission from the Egyptians. He's building a stage. Is he building an ice ring too? I don't know

what he's building. I know I'm going to be on the live stream. I'm not going to eat you. Okay, good. I'll be watching the live stream. I'm going to watch. So he will have proper staffing at the Pyramid. I'm assuming.

They're going to be out there with the... Oh, shit. That's how they got it. That's how they got it. All right, cool. That's bad. Can you take out the... That was bad. I take out the That was bad

I said does it Yeah Travis if they come up If they get If motherfuckers start Climbing up that pyramid They locked down The camera

If a nigga slip and fall Off that pyramid You're gonna really be They gonna really think You Illuminati son Stop Oh shit Can you imagine Yo I watched Real quick I watched a movie Called The Susie They're going to really think you Illuminati, son. Stop. Oh, shit.

Can you imagine? Yo. Real quick, I watched a movie called The Susie. Okay. What is it? Oh. Is it a Susie? Nah, bro.

A Susie? Susie. Like S-U-S-I. Like a rolled up sponge and some rubber gloves? Like, yeah. Susie is the thing in jail. That's a Fifi. Oh, you slow. Wait.

What's wrong? What's wrong? I don't know what you're watching is in jail. That's a fee fee. Oh, you slow, what are you? What's wrong? I don't know what you watched me time off. That's a fee fee. That's what you think. That's a fee fee. Anyway, Susie is like, it's like old man,

but in movie form. This old guy, he found some gold and he had to get it to the bank, which is a million miles away and this is in the Vietnam time. But anyway,

he had a horse. Horse was riding out with him. But then in like stage four, it was, stage four was landmines. Sisu. Sisu, I'm sorry. Sisu.

Stage four was landmines. Look at that horse took one step. They blew the shit out of that horse. The horse just blew up. They showed it. Brains, meat.

Meat survived. This nigga survived. Shit, he should have survived. They showed it. Brains, meat. He survived, though. This nigga survived. He said he survived. They hung him. He survived. The horse came and got him? No, that was long ago.

They made him stay underwater for like an hour or two. Is he a superhero or some shit? He's like some Navy 6th seal, the illest dude in the world. When the dudes was trying to kill him, they made the call to find out because they took his dog tag. They take it out. Who is he? He's the illest guy from Navy 6. Everybody trying to kill him. He wouldn't die. Leave him alone. Turn around. Of course, the guy says, no, keep going.

Do it your way. Then he fucked a sock. Anyway. He survived. Travis Scott. Oh, yeah, no. He lived. Spoiler. the guy that they said would live lived

so Travis Scott is going to the pyramids y'all are cool with this activity can't wait to hear the slaps they bringing the hot

the router they bringing the hot spot to live stream from the pyramid okay is this gonna happen soon? okay

28 his album drops on the 29th right? they don't know what album drops yet wait excuse me? he hasn't put a date out they said July 29th no no no

they did not put that date out the billboards he put up you know how they like to do little clues and shit it's like watches and the clues and everything is pointing to 721 on the billboards so people are assuming that it's actually coming out the 21st of july but he hasn't dropped a date yet got it he's doing rolling loud the 22nd and rolling loud is now promoting that it's a special performance by him at rolling loud so people are now thinking oh he's going to premiere uh perform the album there which would be a day after it drops but they they being secretive with the actual album date and they can because travis scott

also has five different bundle packages set up so that each sale counts as a purchase that was mainly bundles are back and oh yeah he was he went crazy oh, bundles are back and he went crazy. Bundles are back and he is adhering to every one of those stipulations. He's got five different album covers, right? Five different album covers, five different t-shirts, like they have to be individualized

bundles for them to count as, and they're doing that. And that costs. That costs. Bru costs bro he's broadcasting from nowhere ain't a Wi-Fi station in sight and that cost doing it in front of the pyramid the pyram The pyramids is right there, right by, um, Cairo. Right by downtown. It really is. It's right by downtown. It really is.

Wait, the pyramids is by Starbucks? Oh, we gotta clap it up for the whites. Oh, shit. Y'all are so kind. Y'all really did improve. Right next to the big city. We really cleaned up this place. It's in Cairo.

Yeah, but I don't know how close it is. It's close. It's very close. I'll take your word for it. You can see it from hotels. Like a lot of people Y'all been to Egypt? Anybody?

I have a very good friend that's Egyptian and he was just telling me about that shit. Same. Recently. So you hadn't seen it yourselves? No, I didn't.

No. He had a friend that's New York Egyptian. When he been back? He goes back all the time. I'm talking. I'm talking. You've ever been?

I have not been. Nope. But I have a very good friend from Egypt. Just talking to them yesterday. It's going to be like 41 degrees Celsius around the time that you say that. We don't speak Celsius. Oh, okay.

What does that translate to? Maybe like 120 degrees? Shit. I don't think it's that much, but maybe. 105. 105. 105. My bad.

Yeah. 105. Where's my apple? Which one I need? It's going to be hot as balls. What the fuck is she saying? What's she saying? 41.

What the fuck is she talking about? I don't know why we don't use metric shit. That's a whole different conversation. Because everywhere else in the world does. I just had that conversation yesterday. That shit makes no sense that we don't use it. At all. We're the only ones.

Yeah, everywhere else does. Okay, so hold on. The Pyramid of Giza is about 11 miles southwest downtown Cairo. It's not close. Yeah, it said Giza Plateau is open from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. and public transportation is not available and walking distance. Camel. It's best to drive a taxi or bus or camel.

Okay, good luck. You can't oob about them pyramids. Good luck. Let's just walk. Let taxi or bus or camel. Yeah, okay, good luck. Can't oob about them pyramids. Good luck, let's just walk, let's just walk 11 miles, we good. I know one thing, this is the one event everybody better be safe at. Traction. It gets very hot there. Let somebody pass out from heat exhaustion or some shit. Well, if it's during the nighttime, it gets very cold, right?

Yes. It gets very cold. Don't it go like super the nighttime, it gets very cold, right? Yes. It gets very cold. Don't it go like super cold? So it might be... You know a lot. I know the desert would be cold at night

and hot during the day. You know a lot about Egypt, my man. I just know what happens in the desert at night. Interesting, pops. Hmm. Are you a sponsor?

I can't... You a sponsor? Yo! Yo Yo I don't It's to the point I don't know what's flaggable Not flaggable You can't say that No idea

No he can't say that Yeah Write that down He can't say that No They'll flag you for real That's an algorithm Yeah no y'all don't care

I do I gotta pay y'all regardless Y'all don't care I I got to pay y'all regardless. I want you to sell the shit. Fuck. Oh, shit. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, man. Oh, shit. Can you imagine going to watch a Joe Bird podcast and you see all the next videos? Relax, man. Relax. Yo, it's all for you. Oh, listen. That's what we are.

Fuck it. Let's just say it. He says he all or one. He gonna take it. All right, so Travis got his slaps. He does. He does. I, too, am excited to hear the album.

I think he will over-deliver. Mm-hmm. And, yeah, I think it's gonna be fire. I don't listen to him, but he always delivers? Yes. Yes. It's not one time that he had a mediocre album. Nope.

Wow. No. Yeah. Not a once. Not even a mixtape. I got on at them EPs. It was like, oh, shit. Yeah, yeah.

I was about to say, even going back to Al Ferrell, nothing's been made. Yeah. He did it. He's one of them. He don't play. And then he met Don Toliver. Word. That's important. Yeah. That's important.

That's important. So. Hey, Travis was so dope that Kanye tried to take a little bit of that. Tried, huh? For successfully borrowing. Tried, huh? Tried. Tried.

It wasn't the same. Yeezus wasn't the same as Travis. Tried. Wasn't the same. Nigga definitely took some of that Travis. Oh, no, he did. But I'm just saying. Look at that plug-in.

All that shit. Yeah. But Travis is one of the goals. Go check it out. And then also, Post Malone's dropping. He is.

I got Post. I read that it was the same day, but if the... Well, we don't know the Travis date. Post Malone is definitely the 28th.

Yeah. He's put that date out months ago. So, we'll see. I mean, He's put that date out months ago. We'll see. Probably bundles involved as well. Let me ask you. You guys, Post Malone is what?

Genre? Hip hop. Alternative hip hop. Not terribly different from Uzi, honestly. That's a good question. That's a very good question. Nobody calls Post Malone a rapper. They don't.

A lot of people do call him a rapper. They do call him. Yeah, they do call him a rapper. What do they call Post Malone? A rapper and singer. I never hear that. I never heard that. Even his bio.

I'm looking at it right now. I don't care what they wrote. I'm just saying, Post Malone is referred to as a rapper, though. Well, that's because he had the White Iverson, you idiots. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. White Iverson was hip-hop, right? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. He sang all over that. I think we had a big fight about this on this podcast before. About White Iverson? No, about if Post Malone is hip-hop or not. What side was I on? I think you were on that. I was caping, right?

I think you is. I caped for Post Malone. I did But nah It's this new I was a good guy When I met him Sing songy hip hop

They told me He was gonna stink He was a great guy What they told me Versus what I meant Like stink Stink as in Physically smell

Yeah they told me He was gonna be some Beer pong Stink Aluminum Missing stink Country Dirty I met that nigga They were Like stink? Stink as in physically smell? Yeah, they thought it was going to be some beer pong stink. As in aluminum missing stink? Country dirty. I met that nigga. I hate when people tell me about people.

They said all that shit. They're like, Joe, I know you're going to want to get the fuck away from him. So he's got press at this time. You got it at this time. You can trust me. You better. And I went out there. This is the sweetest soul.

Man, sweetest could be. Smelled great. Offered me a drink. Asked about my family, my mental health. Everything the exact opposite of what they thought. Everything opposite of what they said. I was like, oh, you got me, buddy. Fan.

Fan of you. I don't care. I'm about to say, then you heard the Hollywood. No, because I wasn't a fan of none of the slaps. There was no Hollywood bleeding at that point. So this is when he's working around. If he got point. This is when he's working around. If he got pressed with me, then he's working around. True. So,

yeah. Then I heard all that shit like, oh. What? Why would you fucking do a press with me, nigga? You are out of here. No, because rap is an entry point. It's all it is. So, they don't trick me with what's in the bio.

It has to stay there. Gotcha. Because you'll lose us. Yeah. But what you go on to become, totally, totally, totally different. But I like the Uzi and Post comparison you just did. And Travis. How about Travis?

It's a lot of them. No. Stop. Why do you say that? What's the difference for you? It's a lot of them. No. Stop.

Why do you say that? What's the difference for you? Travis did not do a Return of the Mack cover on stage at HBO in cowboy boots. Okay. Uzi and Post lean into that shit. Travis is still still nigga shit. I don't know. It's kind of like

I'm talking about his live show. The way that he turns up live and presents it live. It's mosh pit rock star shit. It's rock star shit. Have y'all ever been to a Travis show?

I did. What is rock star outside of the mosh pit and the rave? The rave. The music, bro. I've been to multiple Travis shows. Because y'all say rock.

Damn, they can't even hear it. Yeah, but that's why I want to be careful with how we classify things. Because what y'all call rock, I sometimes look at as trance. Trance. Oh. Yeah. Okay. That we're going to another topic.

Trance. Yeah, I was. I was about to just back up. Me too. Trans. Oh. Yeah. OK. That we're going to another topic. Yeah. Yeah. Trans. Yeah. I was. I was about to just back up. Maybe too. Whoa. You got it. When the trans come in, that's what you do.

No. Oh, shit. You feel freak-happy, boy. Wait. Wait. You. Are you good? Holy shit.

Are you OK? Here for you. Holy shit. What type of weekend you had, nigga? And you was talking about something about a bonus hole earlier, right? Oh, man. You did.

You got to. Hey, yo. Don't back up. Don't back up, please. What was that? Beef flavor. Oh, man. Oh, man.

This episode, man. This is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, I guess that's what I think the difference is with Travis.

Sometimes, sonically, he sounds like a guitar damn near. And there's a lot of guitars in his music. Like, it should be, it's rock-influenced to a degree. Heavily. Travis? Yes. I don't hear in Travis what y'all hear in post-movie. Like, you don't hear when Mike Dean is ripping wild guitar solos on his shit?

That's Mike Dean. Yeah. Like, you don't hear when Mike Dean is ripping wild guitar solos on his shit? That's Mike Dean. Yeah. I don't hear how he's doing it in a rock way. All the Travis beats sound like they start at hip hop. Well, so does Post Malone.

Not to me. No. Not to me. The drum program out of that is very hip hop. I'm talking about how his record begins. A lot of post shit don't sound like your it starts off hip-hop at all and the same with Uzi for me Travis Scott I'm getting a hard beat at the start in the middle he might switch to some other hard shit at the end it's just all I agree on the spectrum Travis is more towards the hip-hop side but I think he's still in the conversation of

alternative kind of Travis is more alternative EDM-ish almost. That's what I meant by trance. Where there's more EDM. All that mosh pit, yeah, that's more rock. Yeah, that's more shit. That's, again, all for the tangent. What else is in music?

I think that's it for music. Yeah, it might be the long one. Let me see if I had anything In music Okay Well yeah I'm at the pyramids though In the meantime Well the new trend in music Is also throwing shit

At artists on the stage You know Well that's true Drake just got a 38DD bra thrown at him I saw that Well that's He seemed okay with that

That's timeless Yeah Bras on stage Bras on stage are okay Yeah Phones and water bottles That's fucked up That's a Throwing your phone Is real fucked up That's timeless. Yeah. Bras on stage. Bras on stage. Okay. Yeah. Phones and water bottles. That's fucked up. Normally your phone

is real fucked up. It's fucking so stupid. And it's a trend. I don't get it. What are you talking about? What? I'm paying to make an interactive experience.

Now you're dumbass. Oh, that little gel they got underneath the arena. Now you up there dod Oh that little gel They got underneath the arena Now you up there Dodging and dancing around You might say a little Something in the mic about me Yeah

Everybody ain't gonna respond Like Bad Bunny did I still think he should've Got arrested for that shit He did He threw that phone In the mouth He can't do that

Mad phones Every celebrity Wants to do that You can't do that What he threw the phone back but no he threw it off the bridge or whatever you want to say my phone off like off the yeah someone else did that too i can't remember people that's worth a lot of money you got to be a lot of money i can't play like that you just gotta have you got to know what level you are in this

universe i can't play like that if a nigga smackacked Britney Spears. Y'all ain't another people about it. That was the fastest smack. She got right back to dancing on Twitter too. On the tile. We're going to get a new TikTok. Oh man. This nigga smacked her. Went to the game. Nigga went to go put up two and four. Oh man.

This nigga smacked her, went to the game. Nigga went to go put up two and four. What's wrong with you? Then the Britney fans was posting his stats. Nah. Yes they was. Y'all better leave these internet kids alone. Oh, that's it. Anyway, shit. Y'all better leave these internet kids alone. Oh, that's it.

Anyway, shit. Y'all are funny today. Damn it. It's Britney, bitch. He ain't even playing. Bad night. Prano? Bow!

No, hey. Slow down. You're doing 90 in a 30. I'm doing a video after we talked about it. You're doing 90 in a 30, hey. Slow down. You're doing 90 in a 30. I'm doing a video after we talk about it. You're doing 90 in a 30, nigga. She said she hit herself. Oh, shit. That was ill. She was at a restaurant.

That's ill, though. No, no, no. She hit herself. Everything is fine. We just pushed her arm into herself. She was at a restaurant. Look at that. That's a hill, though. No, no, no. She hit herself, though. Everything is fine. We just pushed her arm into herself. I was thinking you said. Yo.

All right, hey. Hey, first. Yo, we want to put this episode out, yo. That shit. I did. That shit. Let me tell you what, man. You can go up there and try that shit if you want.

The next is way more. Freeze. Freeze. All right. Order in the pod. Holy shit. You'll be telling that shit to the wall. They're going to be spinning you around. Turn around.

Turn around, buddy. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. I know she did. We know. We know. You got everything out of she did. We know. We know. You got everything out of your pockets? Anything sharp?

Take your shoelace off. Take your shoelace off. Anything sharp in here, punky? Holy shit. Oh, man. I'm sweating, bro. All right. Yo, that's crazy.

Niggas was waiting for me on River Road. More. You closed the topic. More music. Le'Veon Bell is complaining in some tweets or threads, or I can't tell the difference

what it is. But he's complaining that he gave Moneybagg Yo some brown bag money for a verse, and the verse that he got back was trash, according to him. And somebody else else right? Stunna for Vegas another rapper yeah I don't know that young man but yeah he gave both of them money some brown bag

money and got some trash back and went on a little rant about it and he said I'm not taking no trash from nobody and putting it out just cause your name's attached to it unless you are Drake Rihanna and SZA he said so he said this song will probably never see the light of day and that's that on that rappers have been getting

over all these rich celebrities since the beginning of time listen man I'ma do it you did that before you Rich celebrities since the beginning of time. Listen, man. I'm going to do it. You did that before? I'm going to tell you all the truth. Here we go.

I'm here to help. Retired Joe. I'm here to corroborate. I'm here to tell you all the truth today. I'm here to fucking break all types of rapper codes. Alienate my brotherhood, but I'm retired, man, so fuck what the nigga's talking about.

So this is like a cottage industry, basically. I'm going to tell y'all the truth. What's that? Man, I was like, cottage? It's Canadian. No, no. It's a phrase. It's basically about an unknown kind of funneling of money from one... Yeah, okay, no. It's a phrase. It's basically about like an unknown kind of like funneling of money from one.

Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. That really people don't kind of know about. It's flexing. Oh, you're fucking. Sometimes I just don't. She don't play.

She don't play. But I'm waiting. I'm going to tell you all the truth out there because I'm retired and it affects me not in the least bit. And I also was complicit for very very very many years. I've also been complicit in these. Facts. Big time. 90%, 95%

of rappers are complicit in this. Yo. As are their engineers, producers, DJs. Yeah, yeah. Musicians. Managers. It's a whole what's the word? It's the whole operation. It's a cottage industry.

It's a cottage industry. Cottage. With the funnels. Yes. All of the brown bag money versus our trash. You don't need to write about it. You don't need to tell the person we know we're giving you trash on purpose we are trying our best to give you some trash and if you get something that

wasn't trash it was a mistake but you got. That's just because that person just happened to be in that groove at that moment. Most times, if that person thinks of some fire in your brown bag session, we're going to store that fire to the side like smart businessmen and give you the worst rhyme we could possibly think of all within a matter of 20 minutes. Well, hold on. You got to dress up. You got to give us one or two little kind of dopish lines.

It's not all trash. You got to throw something in there so they think that you went in. It's your dope trash, though. Yeah, yeah. Just sent it back. You not giving them nothing that'll get an ooh on your album. Run that back. Run that back. Yeah, you're not giving them. Run that back. Yeah. Now, I don't

want none of y'all out there to take that personally. It has nothing to do with the artist. A lot of times, y'all be good guys. Y'all be good people just trying to get y'all shit off. But the artist knows that you don't have the capability to get this heard by the people that listen to him most times they hoping that they fan base never hears this ever and they probably won't and they probably won't because working records cost money you done paid me 2,500 five grand 7,500, $5,000, $7,500, $10,000, $15,000, $20,000, $30,000 sometimes. Shout out to Selly out in Boston. My people helped me down for years. Just ghost writing brown bag shit.

Oh, I'm so happy when you can give the work to somebody else. Here, say this. Sell it. Sell it. Say this. See how it works. But yeah, we don't mean to give y'all nothing good. So don't act surprised to my brotherhood that I alienated by exposing our industry. I'm sorry.

And see, the other side, especially today, when they get them brown bag verses, they also think they get your promo with it. They don't know how it works. They don't. Nah, they don't. They think because I paid you for the verse, when I do put this out and tag you and all it is, you're supposed to now. Retweet.

Oh, I was the king of that one. Oh, yo, can you tweet now? Yo, can we get an Instagram? Nah. Later on, I started to get cool with, yo, can we take a picture at the session? Yeah, come on. Let's take a picture at the session.

Are they paying asking price? No. So if it was asking price. Prices are different. It depends. Oh, oh, oh. Say if a nigga say, yo. Depends on who paying, too.

Say if a nigga say. Le'Veon Bell. Le'Veon Bell. The same as Homeboy from. Yeah, Le'Veon Bell paid more than asking price. But I get it. So it don't matter on the money, right? No, that don't matter.

OK. That don't matter. So if you pay, No, that don't matter. Okay. That don't matter. So if you pay, like if a nigga is worth $100,000 and you pay him his $100,000, he can still give you some trash. Brown bag means kept from the powers that be, from the labels,

from the managers, the lawyers. Straight into your pocket. This is from artist to artist, you to me, tax free. I do what I want with this. So yeah, you're getting some trash.

And you're going to give me some bullshit. Yeah. Unless they want with this. So yeah, you're getting some trash. And you're going to give me some bullshit. Yeah. Unless they fuck with you. Unless they fuck with you. Like if you have some heat, I've seen that happen where they actually come in with some heat and they're like, oh shit, I got to actually probably write something to this. But also brown bag, right? Is it like niggas that's not really known in hip hop?

Usually. Not necessarily. Right? Because like when you think about people give a versus maybe we talked about this the other day how Wayne did 71 features or 100 features you didn't give nobody a trash verse he ain't nobody trash well Wayne is a totally different monster and he also wasn't usually Wayne couldn't Wayne was never in that point

where he could give somebody trash he was also not really all of them features were usually with someone reputable. Okay, got it. That's not true. Hold on. A lot of them were. I don't think Wayne gave anybody any trash though, right Joe? You know it. But if you're doing a track with someone that's dope,

you're probably going to step your shit up a little bit. But if you're giving it to somebody that no one's really ever going to hear. But they said like Wayne would just do a verse for anybody damn near to ask them at one point. Yeah, but that anybody's with a little ass. Got it. Let's not go

right to the waynes gotcha okay because that's an anomaly in the situation because he probably is not brown bag for him like if he show up it's the solid yeah now and you still got to get this cleared you still okay he's too big to brown bag and you put it out gotcha you can't gotcha and that's the other thing some odd times you take the brown bag money knowing you signed somewhere that's not going to clear it so you just get them

to step on it yo if you ever hear this anywhere tell them no you can't I don't have rights to my verse Dirk mentioned that

on the record he used to do that to people you pay me for the feature but we won't clear the verse that's pretty foul you're stealing I mean

we had to go through that with our Wayne verse. Wayne was like, yo, do what you want for the free. Left toy to do it, got it done. But that ain't got nothing to do with Management. The business side. Yeah. Wayne could say he wanna give you the verse all you want.

If they saying, yo, I'm going to need 300, or whatever they say, then you just at the mercy of it. Shit, my one game verse I got in my career that I fucking have erased from my memory, just one section. But that one game verse I got, that was brown bag money. That was brown bag money. Them motherfuckers that lay out,

I'll put something right on top of that. Hey, I got this for you, but. He won a lot. Oh, no. No, no, no. No, it doesn't. Oh, yeah, no. No, he won.

Game won 100. Yo, game won 100. Game won 100. And I need 25. I was living like a crackhead. 35. I was living like a crackhead. Put a little sauce on it, man.

No, for man long. That's cool, bro. Listen. Only listen. Fuck you. Hey, that was your negotiating feed. Yeah. Consultant.

No, I had a lot of bad years. I did. Thank God. Sorry, bro. It's growth. It's crazy. But yeah, especially with someone like Rich. Someone who's Rich who really don't, I'm not going to say belong, but they looking at you like you just trying to pay your way into the game.

We're going to tax you. And that's what they do. Another football player who ran and got a bunch of features, and you can hear from these features, these dudes melt this in. These records ain't even come out, most of them. When I heard them, I'm like, oh, yeah, I see what they got you. They got you. They just said the MP3 over.

They didn't even send a session. They didn't even hear me. They didn't send a session, right, Paul? Here, take this verse. Send it to him just like this. You can't even mix this shit in properly, Paul. It sounds great like this. Send it to him just like this. You can't even mix this shit in properly, Park. No, it sounds great like this. Send it to him just like this.

Do not give him my shit separate. Well, because there's a whole different thing. They'll take your shit and fuck it all up. Put it off beat. Put it wherever. Chop your shit up. Like, nah. Put it in there. Get his hands on it. That's when I used to get Parks in on the scam. You want me to mix?

I'll mix this trash. Uh-huh. It's extra on the scam. You want me to mix? Word. I'll mix this trash. Uh-huh. It's extra. It's extra. No doubt. Le'Veon Bell. Enjoy your record.

Do we know any stories of somebody getting a trash verse and going back and getting a better verse? Because they was just a nigga that might have been respected. Nigga, Jadakiss just was on TV and said, Kodak told him to write his verse over. He was like, oh, all right. Like, yo, he was like,

it ain't never happened. He was like, and he said it was like a sentimental song about they mothers. And he asked him to, yo, rewrite your shit. Oh, because he came in

rapping just like regular Kiss shit? Yeah. I'm not referring to that. I'm referring to like getting a trash verse and then getting some

Web and Nitty type niggas going back to the studio hold on hold on whoa whoa whoa we need to do I never heard a story like that I'm trying to I'm trying to think

I'm going to do some it had to be something similar to that right Pogs? I'm sure it's probably happened I don't know if I ever experienced it first hand I don't know if it happened with Prodigy and them

I heard a story about Prodigy I wouldn't be surprised doing some shit and he ain't do it and then they want know if it happened with Prodigy and them. I heard the story about Prodigy. I wouldn't be surprised if that happened. Doing some shit and he ain't do it and then they want him to do it. Rest in peace, Prodigy. Rest in peace, my brother, yeah.

I'm going to find out. Rest in peace, Prodigy. So I can tell the story properly but I heard something like that like did the verse over on another record or some shit like that. I mean, that happens.

Oh, yeah. That happens a lot. That niggas was mad and some beat came out. There was also a whole scam for a while where people were somehow getting a hold of people's acapellas.

I don't know if it was the engineer or ex-engineer or something, and they were selling off verses like features. A what? Yeah, there was a lot of dirty games. Paul, you was in a lot of dirty shit. I've been watching you, Paul. I've been around for a while.

I've seen all the tricks. No, I never did that. But I've seen it happen. I've definitely seen people give this person a verse and then you hear that same verse or most of that verse over here on this record mm-hmm definitely happen I guess the brown bag doesn't protect you from anything what's the problem if you go through the label or label clear it you have a but not

only that like somebody giving you a trash verse but giving it to somebody same trash verse to somebody else who paid another brown bag for it. I don't remember the story. Oh, somebody's coming to see you. Yeah, you get your brown ass. Somebody's coming to see you. Yeah. Because that brown bag money is coming from different people.

The brown bag. Yeah, right. That brown bag. Yeah, that brown bag is coming from somebody. Most of the time when you give someone the trash verse from the brown bag, they don't know or care that it's a less great verse. Was that a true life story? Yeah, they'd be so

excited. Happy that the and not for nothing usually the guys the dope rappers their trash is way better than That's true. That's true.

I don't want serious Because my trash it would be a bunch of times I was finished like damn that shit don't sound too bad. Some of them verses pop up today still I'll be listening like okay game a little bit but why weren't you motivated to give it fire because it just didn't make sense to give somebody else the fire I'm keeping all the fire is the fires for yourself any and all fire to myself you know

how much a rapper well back, back then, not today, but a rapper was asked to rap? You need it all fired for you. I didn't play like that. I don't know. And a lot of them little brown bag runs, I swore to me I was going to get killed. Like, where are we going, yo?

Oh, yeah. When you go to their studio? Oh, yeah. Yeah, what the fuck? Who are those stupid niggas? Stupid ass chorus. Not tour? Oh, yeah. When you go to their studio? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What the fuck you doing with this stupid nigga? Stupid ass Gord. On tour? Oh my God. There used to be some... We'd be somewhere.

You didn't want to be really. But overseas... But look, you wasn't that type of rapper. Some of them niggas like, now when you get to they city, it ain't just going to the... We got to go to the hood. You got to go... I'm not going to hell now. These niggas... Bro, that's what these niggas is doing. That's the game

you're playing now. That's not true. I've seen it. That's a thing. What they do is they catch you after the show, catch you in the parking lot, try to catch you. Yo, want to pick up a bag real quick and do this feature? A lot of people

take that already. They're going to take you to their little hood spot. After hours, you had a host in here. The city shuts down at 2, but we got an Afty's over here that's over the 5, and we got a bag for you. Not $2,500 for you. All right, cool. You don't know nothing about over there.

I've seen that, and it's in the worst place where you should not be. No, this is right. And we're going to risk our lives because that brown bag money, oh, when it come, oh, when it comes, it is such a blessing. It is such a blessing. You was already in town for the strip club, picked up a little four grand. Oh, you found some nigga that won a verse for six, seven grand over here? Oh, I'll get out of here real fast. Go over here.

You got a little 13 grand. Now I'm excited for the day. Oh, I'm at the strip club. Fam, I see this shit on Instagram all the time. I was so backwards. Rappers on, yo, I'm in such and such city. Features, let's link. Yep.

I don't even know you, nigga. I still see that. Yeah. And then I'm going to your studio. I'm doing, just be in the hood. Studio be in the closet. In the closet. Dog, I met one time

Corey booked me at some fucking... I hate Corey. Corey booked me at some strip club in Chicago. I could always tell, like, like, what time it is

at the strip club as a strip club dude. And this was a nice strip club. Packed in there. It was packed. And that nigga paid me some money and that's that deal with it. and this was a nice strip club packed in there. It was packed. And them niggas paid me some money and I sat there with it.

And I didn't throw a thing. I needed my money. If I'm here to do the I needed this business. Nigga I need this money. They was so nice

and sweet in this and it was some girls and they said you want me to bring her anybody you want I can bring three and I can bring four and it's like no

it's cool you like damn but you gotta be careful cause the town can feel offended yeah the house can feel offended now

the resident street niggas where you came and then you got money from you came and didn't, you got money from the town and didn't support the town? That's where that no-fly zone shit started coming in

and play. True. That'll be your last time in this town. You won't be at another strip club in Chicago. I was in Chicago, too. I was in Chicago.

I had a great time in there. I did throw a couple dollars, but I held most of it. I got to go back now that I'm up a little bit. I got to go back and do it right. And look for the same three? New three will be there.

We'll be out the game before the game stops gaming. You ain't lying. Way out. This thing's about to be on some AR box. Oh my God. Was that everything in music? Let me see. Let me see what i got here

music i got a question for y'all actually that's a little musicky okay it's a little musicky oh this was a good question i had i wrote down um this is not what i'm gonna talk to y'all about but i'll just throw it out there anyway hey you get to go to the studio. You get these two people to make a track in the studio with you. Who do you pick? Marvin Gaye and... What's the girl he always does? Tammy Wynne. Yes.

Rick James and Tina Marie. Prince and Rosie Gaines or Avant and Kiki. Marvin. Marvin. Marvin. Prince is close, though. I'm going Prince first, Rick James second. Marvin.

Prince. Marvin and Tammy, man. I'm probably going Rick and Tina first and Prince and Rosie second. Yeah, well, mine is flipped because I'm going Tina and Rick second. Oh, my God. The fucking Purple Rain Nation. Did they hear that? They be on your ass.

I'm going to go to Tina, though. Don't do that. I'm serious. Don't do that. You about to make me mad. Don't do that. What problem do you have in what I'm saying? Rick is Rick. Yeah, you got to get. Rick is Rick. Don't do that. What problem do you have in what I'm saying? Rick is Rick.

Yeah. You got to get. Rick is Rick. Only because of Tina. I see you're Rick with Prince is what I'm saying. Oh, that's true. That's what I'm saying. That's correct.

So Tina is where we get. She's different. But Rosie had the pen. Tina could do a lot. Yeah, she could. Or whoever pen Your pen My pen

Some pencils Some markers But no My question to y'all Was this J B P

Investigates We need a theme song Yeah Yeah You fucking right God damn it Gotta get some music We'll work on the music part

A good friend of the show named Jan. What's up, Jan? Jan is our, for lack of a better term, our UK affiliate. Okay. That sounds fancy. She's been very critical of me and my operation and you guys for years. But she also has a podcast, and she's very good at this and she hits me from time to time with just shit and she hit me and she said hey dog she thought she had us hey y'all ain't gonna cover

that michael rubin party huh, I know what it means. Now I'm offended a little. So I try to hit it back. So yeah, we covered it a little bit. Future episode that's coming up. So yeah, I didn't hear no take. I said, well, I didn't really have a take. I mean.

It's a party. What's the take? a take. I mean. It's a party. Yeah. It's an annual party. Cool party. No, she did it. And she went right the fuck there. I ain't even going to say what she said. But she was right. We got to investigate this Michael Rubin party a little bit further.

Y'all don't think it's a little strange? What? What? Help me out. The consistency of the A-list celebrities that go there. The hugging. What other party in the universe do you see that many of that level A-list people at the same spot at the same time? When?

Tell me. Roc Nation brunch. And that Not even. Not even. Yeah, ain't that. Careful, Joe. Not only is that

not that. I don't think nowhere else, actually. Not even the club name is Bernie Party. Hov and B look a lot more comfortable

at Michael Rubin party than they do at Roc Nation brunch respectfully I'm saying that's they shit but every time they did it looked like fish in a fish tank

with everybody just you know yeah yeah yeah here though you just don't see that that's odd well no you're around a bunch

of other billionaires and that's all that's here right Roc Nation there be some non-billionaires there. No, it is July 3rd. I'm not going to let y'all ideal me out of this one. It's July 3rd, dog.

You're telling me that all of these people are free to just be in the Hamptons? Yes. Nigga, you know this is the place to be. Nigga, you got the invite in March. Not only that. Yeah. Private jets just, you know. No, no, I'm with you.

We private jetted and we helicoptered. But all of these people made it their business to be here. Yes. Why? This is the place to be. No, I'm not buying that. I'm with that. Michael Rubin.

No, I'm not buying that. Give me something else. Give me another. I'm not buying this is the place to be. No, I'm not buying that. I'm with that. Michael Rubin. No, I'm not buying that. Give me something else. Give me another. I'm not buying this is the place to be. Look at who Michael Rubin is. Michael Rubin's net worth is $11.4 billion. Which explains to me why all of the rapper entertainer people want to go and hang out. Keep going.

people want to go and hang out. Keep going. I'm looking for Michael Rupin's fascination with these rappers. I'm in business with a lot of these people. That's not true. What is the business? Nope. It's not that. Go ahead. Like even, for example, Meek. They got

the fanatic shit. Meek got a piece of that. They're working businesses together. The prison reform shit that they've done. Yes, he does. Yes, he did. I still don't Yes, he does. Yes, he did. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. I still don't know nothing he said. Because I wasn't

clipped on his page. I've seen Fanatics and Reform. I saw both of those on Michael Rubin's page. Also, Rue La La, guilt.com, like the major shopping platforms.

I just think this is my personal take. I don't know Michael Rubin, but... Is it Rubin or Rubin? Rubin, R-U-B-I-N. R-U-B-I-N. Got it.

Right? But a lot of times, the nerdy whites, they want to partner up with the kids at the cool table. How old is Michael Rubin? 50. 49?

Oh, I'm saying late 40s, early 50s. Yo, dog, I'm going to align with the cool dudes. Suge Knight told us, I mean, Snoop told a story one time where he said the dudes from Uber was with Suge, and they begged Suge to come introduce them to Snoop. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, dog, these dudes be going to seed capital. I want to go be Around Kevin Durant

I just want to be Around Kevin Durant I want to be around Nas I want to be around All of these cool people That I grew up on I was the nerdy dude Now I got enough money

To mesh with them And I think that just That's kind of what Took Pryze down right It is There was the nerdy dude With a lot of money That wanted to be down

He got You know what I'm saying? That's my take. I don't know. I think there's something else at play. Could be, but that's my take. Yo, the nerds always want to fuck with the cool kids, yo. That could be a thing.

In our hood. This was definitely something. Ask Corey. In our hood, it was dudes getting legal money. Legal money. But once they started getting the legal money, they wanted to pair up with the drug dealers and hang around with the drug dealers. They wanted

that. It was like almost a fascination, yo. What you're saying is true. So that's why I don't want to... All of that's true, but it don't necessarily negate from where I'm getting at with this. So I don't have a reply to that because it's true. And it could exist here. Dog, we didn't see a picture of

Tom Brady and Robert Kraft in the same place for years. In New Orleans. I mean, in New England. There's a couple things that's fishy. Joe. Not fishy, but Robert Kraft got caught with the Yameens in

Florida. Imagine what them Yameens looked like in there. All right, yo. I can't have this talk. Meekly, yo, this is my man Rob. I can't have this talk here. Meekly, yo, this is my man Rob. All right, forget it.

This is my man Rob. Would you ever hypothesize? No. No, because I'm not in that. Well, I wouldn't have it off my, I'm not in that circle to have a clue. But I want to know. your jay-z point i just think j and b at the rock nation something is up like work something is up over there what

you thinking though all these niggas was popping up at the rock nation and they magically just stopped just got quieter and quieter not saying that that's related to this but for this in all of one year to just magically be the this is the second year but i'm saying y'all said we got the invite in march so one party last year's party got this to be the it a-list helicopter into the hamptons party for all of these people that we a lot of them we know for not partying at all that's a dad bags for more sauce they said yo thanks for more looking into if you just see some of the people that weren't that's all that's all I got this is the third one damn damn I'm sorry JVP investigates now I feel like that bullshit show on

Netflix to catch a killer where you watch the whole shit and at the end the nigga's at large I hate that I just watched that fucking curious case of whatever her name was Natalie there was no solution to that I was fucking pissed and y'all didn't tell me how funny that shit was I tried to tell you that the father was off his rocker

he was crazy right they were all crazy but the father was dramatic why were they showing his wife's nudes with just a little star over them He was crazy. They were all crazy, first of all. But the father was dramatic. Why were they showing his wife's nudes with just a little star over them? That shit was crazy. It was so inappropriate. She was sucking dick on there.

Whoa! What's the name of the show? That's got to be revenge for it. What's the name of the show? The Case of Natalia Grace. And then it's putting it on HBO with a little star over it I'm like

this is crazy and it solved nothing happened at the end and it solved nothing it solved nothing what the fuck that shit was I hate shows like that

I was tight I was tight I hate those types of shows we don't know how old the little girl was we did actually they kind of proved it they went to they went to they went to the Ukraine and they found her birth certificate We don't know how old the little girl was. Actually, they kind of proved it.

They kind of, but not definitively. They went to the Ukraine, and they found her birth certificate that her mother, and they interviewed her mother. You think they have the most accurate track record of writing shit down over there? You was believing the mother? That part, too. Would she be in on this game? The mom in Ukraine? The mother looked janky from the rip to me. But, yeah, she did say, she did confirm that by the mother's calculation, she was how old?

19? 19. Yeah. It was a six year. Yeah. So she was basically the right age. When they had re-aged her in the American court system at the age of, they re-aged her 22, she really actually was still a minor.

Yes. And then they got her the fuck out the house and left her which was crazy and all the stuff the neighbors were saying about that was she really trying to kill them? I don't know

or were they trying to kill her? I don't know what was going on we never got no answers this is when you guys should suggest to your audience that they should watch it again well it's hard to suggest it because there's no answers. Is she alive? She's alive.

They'll school you on the comments. Maybe. They did act like she was a child, yes? Or maybe was. We don't know. And just to go back on the Michael Rubin shit real quick because I did a little bit of looking here. Okay. He's been throwing Super Bowl parties since 2019.

He's been basically growing his party out. Then he bought the crib out there, used all his connections. Yo, now we having a party at my house. So I could see why, how you could start. That became the spot. Yeah, that could become a thing. I could see that, bro. This ain't no overnight shit.

Nope. I've been working, doing these shit. No, sirree. He ain't the first nigga to do some shit like that. Nope. I've been working doing this shit. All them niggas just did those. No sirree. A lot of them. He ain't the first nigga to do some shit like that. Nigga, I come from Russell Simmons, Hamptons parties. I've been around his shit. Goddamn it. Yeah, it could be I want to recreate that. Back before anyone knew, Mel.

They said that. They said that. You never been to one of them parties? What, Russell Simmons? Russell Simmons. I know you was at the Puff Shits. You had to be at the Puff Shits. Yo, man. I went to a couple.

The niggas said they haven't seen a party better than that Michael Rubin shit since Puff was, like, doing... Because, you know, Puff used to have the... All-white parties, Star Island, all that. Before that. They, like, yo, Puff had a party where the floor was spinning around and there was a globe. The niggas was like some wild, crazy shit. I didn't want to say it because they accused me of fucking dick riding for Puff, but only he can do something about this. Yeah.

They said that. They said, yo, you let the white boy come steal your party. Yeah, like, dog, this ain't Petty Hill for me to die on, but come on, somebody go get our shit back. Big ass beautiful house out there. I know. It's a lot of money. You don't say? But it's people there.

Ah, forget it. When I find out something, I'm coming back. I think that's why it looks funny. No, something funny is going on. A chase boat was there. Something funny is going on.

Chase bank boat? JP Morgan chase. Hold up the submersible. That one. That one. That one. All right, I don't have no more music.

Melissa, they were sending me something on Twitter That one That one Alright I don't have No more music Yeah Melissa They were sending me They were sending me Something on Twitter about you right Oh here we go You did an interview before Oh Jesus Christ

They said ask Melissa To expound Unless you're scared You know what I'm talking about Oh God Yes or no I think I might Have an idea

What is it What about Was it the whole Contract and blood Type thing Yeah What's that about Melissa You okay Oh my God have an idea. What is it? Was it the whole contract and blood type thing? Yeah. What's that about, Melissa? You okay?

Oh, my God. It was literally like it was using a figure of speech. Okay. We don't know what y'all's talking about. Oh, sure.

Can I plug it in real quick? Good. Pass the plug, Melissa. I got it. Pass the plug. I'd like to plug it in, man. Thank you.

They just said, ask man about this. About the devil is not hiding anymore. Hold on. Melissa, you said... Famous? Then you're going to do a lot to get there. Like sign your name in blood in a contract with the devil. That's how I encourage.

So they asked about that, man. That has been circulating for like over a decade. Leave it to flip to bring it right to your I'm sorry Jesus Christ it was just a figure of speech it really was just like a figure of speech but at that time I was living in LA

and I had I'd been I'd had a roommate situation that just went off the fucking rails and that was just like a you know a very clear you know glimpse into how much people wanted to be famous got it and that was why I was saying it I was just like yeah you sell your firstborn fucking write a contract with the devil and your own blood and shit like that for fame because I was like I'd seen it. I'd been seeing like just so many examples of it so that was why I said

it. Well while we're here Hey leave her alone leave her alone you always this segway be so crazy how come I didn't say nothing yet

and I can't get it out of you why are we here because we're in the devil talk so where else can we go with this because I wasn't going to say nothing now but while we're here I'm a little hurt

I have to pee anybody else got to pee when I start talking I'm a little hurt why you didn't invite me or any of us to the fucking video vixen rally. Oh, that is facts.

Oh, yeah, you was lit. That's facts. That's foul. Thank you. I saw it. Thank you for the segue. I saw it on this. Thank you for the segue.

You're so funny. Okay, so. I saw you holding some young woman's hand for 90 minutes Talking to her, that was fine Rehashing Holy shit You guys don't miss a fucking thing

The glory day, girl You gotta be careful, girl You watch that whole shit You just say, fuck That girl was like Oh, bitch, let go Let go Get off of me

That's funny No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no She won't get it She was watching Mel Mel was cool Mel Why you didn't invite us To the Video Vixen Hall of Fame rally

You guys are so fucked up They got an award for that? No no no It was this young woman Named Bianca Jones And she's just such a sweetheart And so she'd gone to a couple You adopted her already?

No. Holy shit. You are a freak. Oh, fuck off. So she'd gone to a couple of hip hop exhibits, you know, and she'd noticed that there was absolutely no mention, no trace, no photography, nothing about video models. And in her opinion, like a lot of other people's opinion,

we were a huge contributing part of hip hop and its success and the aesthetic, et cetera, et cetera. So she decided that she wanted to put on an exhibit paying homage to us. Absolutely. Yeah, and that was it. And she also, you know, she took iconic outfits, like the outfit that I'm wearing in Knock Yourself Out, the little tiny top that says princess

and the jeans with the stars on it. Also the dress that the beautiful girl, I'm not sure what her name is. She was a Brazilian model in Excuse Me Miss, the dress with the holes in it. Y'all know who I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know y'all know who I'm talking about.

So she recreated that dress. So she's like a seamstress. So she recreated some of these outfits. It was really dope. She had done all the invitations. It was invite only. I was going to support. I went with one of my best friends, Natasha Ellie,

who is also a very notable former video girl and there was so you only called your friends they were cute enough no no no Natasha flew into town. Natasha got an invite? Flew in? Yes. Was there dudes there? There was guys there yeah well No, no, no giving you a compliment. I'm mad you was looking nice without us. Me and Natasha went because we were invited because we were kind of like, you know, main attraction kind of thing. So that's two people that could have had a plus one. No, Natasha brought her husband. So that was her plus one.

So you could have had one. So who was your plus one? Maybe she had one and we don't know. No, I was third wheeling it with Natasha and her husband. Because we were going out to dinner at Tatiana's afterwards. You just let the plus one. So you didn't call none of your little. Dude, it was.

And you ain't come out with a. Okay, I get it. I got it. No. Big M4, stand alone, huh? Born alone, die alone. I walked the line. She said, love.

I walked the line. I walked the line. She said, I walked the line. I walked the line. Johnny Cash. I did not think you would come with me. Wow. I really, I didn't think you guys would.

To the video vixen thing, you don't think we would. I didn't think you guys would come. To the video vixen event. Yeah. Why would we want to go there? Wait, was this payment because

we didn't watch the ABC joint mail? Maybe a little bit. I watched it. We watched it? I watched it. Look, we did watch it. This is new. This is new.

I did not know you watched it. No, I said he watched it. Did you? You said you watched it? He didn't watch it. I didn't remember. I felt like the whole room didn't watch it. So you forgot our support.

I did. You definitely didn't watch it. I'm not watching that. You definitely didn't watch it. I had silent support. Don't do that. Okay. Well. He was the first one to like the shit when you posted it. Oh, okay. You definitely didn't watch it I had silent support Don't do that Okay Well

He was the first one To like the shit When you posted it Oh okay And you would know that Damn You'd be checking And shit like that

However I would've watched it If they let you talk more Hey That's not nice I would've No I mean That's reverse

That's reverse Don't trick me with my friends That's reverse That's not reverse shit That's reverse support I would've But with my friends? That's reverse. That's a reverse. You need reverse support. I would have, but I didn't like how they were treating you. How would you know how they treated her? How would you know?

Hopefully she's able to do another one in the near future because it really, it was very nice. Was a lot of video vixens there? Like from back in the days? Yeah. Lyris Cross was there. Nice. Actually it was because I knew a couple that was there. Yeah. Lyris Cross was there nice actually it was cause I knew a couple that was there yeah

Lyris Cross was there my girlfriend Ivana was there Sincerely came what was shocking was there was like oh

I'm afraid what no finish what was shocking what was shocking you know Sincerely uh uh do you uh uh okay you know Sincerely I don't know Sincerely? Mm-mm. Do you?

Mm-mm. Okay. You know Sincerely? I don't know Sincerely, yo. Okay. Yours truly. Sincerely yours. Truly yours.

Okay, we're going to walk away from that. What was sad is that there was a memorial to two video vixens that had passed away. And I just found out about it like walking in the room Mia rest in peace Mia and Pasha Pasha was like

the lead in Hot in Here oh she passed away and she just passed away like last year Mia was from Jersey though

I don't remember when Mia passed yeah so that was yeah that was interesting. Shout out to you. Yeah.

Big M4, man. Yeah. Video Vixen Awards. One of the greatest. Thank you. One of the greatest to ever do this shit. Come on, clap it up, man. We appreciate you guys. And then after that, we went to Tatiana's. Sorry, that's a flex.

She's so Canadian. She's so Canadian. That's a flex. I just, you know. She's so Canadian. She's so Canadian. That was a flex. In case you guys didn't know, I just flexed on you guys. Oh, my God. Good for you. Good for you. I did want to play something for you guys.

It's not music, I swear to God. While you get that ready, I just want to say last time I went to Tatiana, I felt weird because I fucking made a big hissy fit about them not having the sausage on the menu anymore. They're going to bring it back. It's a seasonal menu. I know, but as a man. You shouldn't make

hissy fits. About sausage. Did you guys see the glizzies that I put in the group chat? Yes. The meat glizzies. I've been through that. You just open up the glizzies that I put in the group chat? Yes. The meat glizzies. I've been through that. Yeah, you just open up the glizzy. Smoke them shit. Slide some meat in the center.

All right, enough. Enough, guys. They look like vaginas. Sorry, vagines. What are you up with this vagina? You're trying to sell this word, man. Come on, enough. Okay, well, do you like bonus holes?

That's what they call them. Okay, because that's the new thing, all right? Excuse me? Okay, here. I know you were confused about this. So, health professionals are now being urged to call vaginas bonus holes to avoid offending trans or non-binary patients.

Nah, all right. Enough. All right. A-fucking-nuff. Hey, camera on me. Bleed me out. Stop. Enough.

We like fucking vaginas here. We like pussies. We watch them. Enough. I'm tired of this shit. I'm sorry, Joe. Bleep me out. No, it's fine.

I'm taking this part right to the after. Enough, Joe. Come on, Joe. You never stand up for us, man. The bonus hole. Damn, bro. Bonus hole? The bonus hole.

That is nuts, yo. Come on, Joe. Stand up for us, man. That is nuts, yo. Come on, Joe. Stand up for us, man. You played to everything else except for that. I ain't rolling. So they have created a definition of the bonus hole.

Oh, sure. It's an alternative word for the vagina. It is important to check which words someone would prefer to use. So when they come into, when my gyno comes in the office,

they're now going to ask me, how would you like me to refer to that hole right there? Your bonus hole. My bonus hole. See, and that's why I flip. It's a bonus hole. I think that this is one of the main times that men should mute up. Shut the fuck up. I think this is one of the main times where anybody with like a

dick, cis-born men. You mean bonus-holeless individuals. I think we should shut up because they should be the ones. Outrage. I am outraged. The women should. I'm disgusted. I'm

fucking disgusted with this shit. A bonus hole? This is a bonus hole. Life comes out of this bonus hole. This pisses me off. I agree with you, Flip. This has gotten to the point where, okay, we've crossed the line. I refuse to go.

I'm not going here with you. All right, that's like when you get an extra man in Temple Run. It's a bonus. It's a bonus. I just think I said Temple Run. You could have said it. Don't speak on video games.

Just stop. Why? Temple Run, my nigga? Definitely 2009. Was it that long ago? Yes. A minute ago. It was not that long ago. Anyway. Yeah.

Well, how do you feel? Like I said, I'm outraged. No one is referring to my vagine as a bonus hole. Nobody refers to it as a vagine either. Listen, okay, and I think that a lot of my female compatriots, they stand with me. Do not call our vagines a bonus hole. All right, check it out real quick.

So there's a website called Snopes. Anytime I hear shit like this, I go to Snopes. Okay. What they do is they take these little internet headlines, research them and tell you if it's true or not.

Okay. This is not true. It's not true. It says right here, this is false. No entity urged health professionals globally to abandon the word vagina

for bonus hole. Rather, one cervical cancer charity in the United Kingdom published a document for medical staff leading cervical screenings with trans men or non-binary patients in which the terms bonus hole and front hole were listed as alternatives to the word vagina. The document appeared to serve as an educational resource, not a policy mandate. Okay, thank God. Shout out to fucking Snopes.

Snopes. Snopes. Snopes. Let's go, Snopes. Smoke that one, buddy. Your cock sources. Bonus sources. Anytime we read these things that's designed to kind of like

You know, get us pissed off. Yeah, just go fact check it. They break that shit down, and they'll trace where it came from, where it started, and how it started to spread in Snopes, okay. Okay. I'm gonna put that in my Thank God. Thank God for snow for boy. I sure was ready to pay Was ready to get the pandering like being a man. Yeah, you do like being a man, but thinking like a woman I don't think I think like a woman. I think I think like a man

but thinking like a woman. I don't think I think like a woman. I think I think like a man. There you go. I'm here to tell you. You don't. I think what you're trying to say is I appear to be thinking in feminine ways. No, you think like a woman.

I don't think so. I want to be real clear. You think like a woman. Shit. Well, let me be clear here no no no no

no no no oh my lord no you don't mercy you good doggy alright you

no you got this I'm not familiar what did Jonah Hill text his girlfriend oh shit okay why do we care well

the conversation started to center around the word boundaries. It's men versus women wars all over again. Yeah, okay. We're right back. Oh, God. We're right back.

Well, let me hear it. So Jonah Hill apparently had a problem with some of the posts that his girlfriend had put out there. You know, her in a bathing suit, her surfing. I also want to preface this by saying that she is a professional surfer. Okay. And she didn't just start surfing. He met her, she was a surfer.

Okay. I've heard this story a million times. Go ahead. And right. So basically she posted some text between the two to basically as a warning to all women saying, I just want to be clear that the word boundary is being used improperly here, and this is a manipulative controlling tactic. So one of the

tweets that, or sorry, one of the texts that he said to her, plain and simple, if you need to surf with men, boundaryless, inappropriate friendships with men, to model, to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit, to post sexual pictures, friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your wild recent past beyond getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful. I am not the right partner for you. If these things

bring you to a place of happiness, I support it. Mouth, mouth, mouth. Okay, there we go. No, no, I want you to read it, but put a little sauce on it. Okay, gotcha. I think you maybe should take this one away a little sauce on it. Put a little sauce on it. Okay, got you. Joe, I think you maybe should take this one away. Yeah, yeah, let Joe read that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, Joe. It's got to be a man voice. Because this is, he was in his man bag. He was really putting it down. He was in his bag. Yo, if you want to fuck with Kim and them, you know them bitches used to be doing all that wild shit? I ain't to do it for you.

All right. Jonah Hill. Creep motherfucker. Fucking nasty. do for you all right Jonah Hill creep motherfucker fucking more setting boundaries he's not setting boundaries I'm on the girl side before we go any further in this just so y'all know who side I'm on I'm on the girl side she fell to though but we'll talk Jonah Jonah Hill says, after she said all the posts I removed from my page, he said, good start. She don't seem to get it, but it's not my place to teach you. Oh, I've said that before.

Fuck. I've made my boundaries clear. You refuse to let go of some of them and you've made that clear and I hope it makes you happy. Then he sent her a little picture of her surfing. She's a surfer.

And he said, plain and simple, if you need surfing with men, boundaryless, inappropriate friendships with men, to model, to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit of all the things,

to post sexual pictures, sluttish whore, friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your wild recent past beyond getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful,

you whore, all the check marks. I am not the right partner for you. If these things bring you to a place of happiness, I support it and there will be no hard feelings. These are my boundaries for romantic partnership. My boundaries with you based on the ways these actions have hurt our trust. Literally, just say hello and leave the combo.

I love how your therapist thinks I suck. I literally am the best boyfriend on earth. And then she replies. You do suck. Oh, my fault. I'm sorry I said that. I had a couple beers and I'm just upset. Feeling like we can't do surf social things without an uncomfortable situation arising that usually feels like my

fault somehow. I feel you pull away and then the feeling of being defective creeps in. I think I'm not socially intelligent enough to meet your needs as a partner and then I get frustrated and angry at myself and just want you to rip the band-aid off if I'm not good enough for you. In moments of conflict, my brain thinks you want to dump me because I'm not good enough for you and you're the GOAT and you can do better and you will immediately once you end things with me. He said, you're right.

I am the GOAT, bitch. I was just about to say that nigga. He said, you're right. We can't do surf social things or develop trust until you consider me and make decisions that give regard to our relationship. I've been vulnerable as possible. And I'm telling you, I am needing you to step up to the plate here, which you can. I am sure of it. But these losers don't get your time if you want me, the goat.

Straight up. It's consideration. I respect your love of surfing, but I respect myself as well. And your love of surfing and being in those situations and sheer lack of awareness are not mutually exclusive. This isn't me. I have my own issues that I own. If you want marriage and family you can't use the 25 card darling step up and cut shit when white people say that they mean business

these people don't get your time or your kindness at the sacrifice of minds and then she says that makes me feel like you're testing me to see if you should keep me around or dump me because there's something wrong with me. Like I'm a nerdy, dorky, unaware, naive idiot socially. I hear you. To which he says, and I quote, those are your words, not mine. Then he sends some more pictures and says, i'm just over explaining myself at this point it's just constant and doesn't reflect where we're at and where you say you want to be i respect your skill and your surfing or whatever that thing about you is you do i respect how you want to present yourself uh i respect that you're hot and beautiful and I respect however you want to live.

But I also respect myself and what I'm interested in in my own life and what I let into my heart and my inner circle. So celebrate yourself and your life however you please and shine bright. Shine bright like a diamond. Shine bright. Shine bright like a diamond. Shine bright. But I don't want to have to deal.

Let's see. Oh, that's it. I don't want to have to deal. He continues. Take some accountability and operate with respect. It's that simple. Because I'm tired of your attitude towards surf culture, that contest, and that place, because I with respect. It's that simple. Because I'm tired of your attitude towards surf culture, that contest,

and that place because I deserve respect. Period. I've been more than patient and then shit like this is still here. Fuck that contest. Fuck that place. And fuck not respecting me

always in every situation within surf culture. Or you don't get it. And you don't get me. It's hurtful and unacceptable to me. Get it? Capisce? I don't know if you get it or care or give a

shit about this shit more than me even after Dr. Stern said it loud and clear. I mean he goes on. Why people argue like that, Marks? I guess if you're provoked. I want to know if she did.

Nor may I ever want that from my partner. I reserve that right and I'm open about it. Let me know. We'll respect you either way, but these are my boundaries of this romantic relationship. Thanks. I'd love to know before the premiere, though. Facts. I'm not going to be put in a position

of publicly flaunting our love if my boundaries are going to be continued or going to continue to be disrespected that would be hurtful and triggering for me oh and modeling which is the last profession i would be with as a partner but lol LOL. But you got a model. Must be hard feeling so trapped, he says. Keep taking me for granted. Go model. It's fulfilling. It's a fulfilling life. You'll love it. Love it.

Real depth and substance and sustainability for relationships. But actually, I'm done with this convo. Ladies and gentlemen. Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill. Who want to start?

You should look crazy. That shit sounds, he sounds insane. Now, in his defense, it sounds like he's breaking up with her. She's putting out the breakup text. That's got to foul. Now, for context, this is an old relationship. It sounds like he's breaking up with her. She's putting out the breakup text. That's got to foul. Now, for context, this is an old relationship, and these are very old texts. Jonah Hill just had a baby with the new love of his life in May.

They welcomed a beautiful child to the world, and now the ex-girlfriend is spilling old tea. Oh. Oh, okay. So everyone is on the same page, which is why I said I'm on the girl's side here because he's a fuck nigga, but I know this move. That changed a lot. I know this move.

It does change a lot. That changes a lot because I was getting ready to come in here and... Well, he's still a fuck nigga. Yeah, absolutely. He's just controlling. But, I mean, shit, he did go get him ugly. I mean, I bet.

I was going to ask, what does his current partner do for a living? She don't surf and model. I'll tell you that. We've seen this a million times from the dude that bags the stripper. Met her in the strip club. She was working when you met her. Bagged her. She fell for it.

And then now it's, I don't want you going to that club doing this. I don't want any thinking that you have. Do you have any respect for me? You got things in front of my face. We all know the dude. We know the dude. It's very much like,

it's very much, I love you, you're perfect, now change. Nah, it's I own you and I don't want nobody else to see you no more. That's what it is. Yeah, well, in essence. And I'm up. And in order for you to reap the benefits

of what comes with me, you got to play by my rules and I own you now. That's what it is. It's that shit I be accusing like some of the girly communities are doing, but apparently it's the end thing now,

period, where you take something that has to be respected across the board, like boundaries, and then you find a way to shove all of your evil, manipulative...

He using the word wrong. Yeah. Yeah, these aren't boundaries. That's not boundaries. These aren't boundaries. For starters, that is not what boundaries is. At all. These my deal breakers. That's not boundaries. These aren't boundaries. For starters, that is not what boundaries is. At all.

These are my deal breakers. That's what these are. My rules. Yeah. These are not boundaries. I agree with that. What's a boundary? A boundary is intolerable behavior.

So for him, it is then. But it wasn't when you met me? No, it's usually intolerable behavior towards me that's a boundary a boundary is intolerable behavior towards me by her being a surfer he feels like he's against it yeah because she he's talking about her wearing her interaction yeah her wearing bathing suits and it's like okay so what do you want me to wear when I'm surfing? No, I don't want you to surf at all. I want you to have a life outside of me is what he's saying.

Without saying it. You are now mine. Yeah. You have defied your own boundaries, which makes it not a boundary. No. You want a definition? What is that? Go ahead.

Anything that marks a border. If you, what is that? Go ahead. Anything that marks a border. It's a real or imagined line that marks the edge or limit of something or a limit of a subject, principle, or relationship. Yeah, I'm sticking to what I'm saying. You can't say I don't want to be with the model if she was a model. True.

You can't say don't surf if she surfed. You lead me to believe you are creating new deal breakers and rules and boundaries for yourself. But that's what happens in most relationships, no? A lot of people, yeah, yeah. What?

In most relationships, guy or girl, you meet the individual and you accept them as they are, but as the relationship gets a little more serious, you definitely want to

tweak certain things about the individual that you may not find as appealing or that you may think could be improved upon. But he's talking about her profession.

You know what I mean? Like he's putting a strong focus on her actual profession the shit she did prior to meeting him and it was her livelihood. She made money off the shit.

And this is you know what that sounds like? I want you to control. I need you to depend on me. Sure. She made money off the show. And this is, you know what that sounds like? I want you to control. I need you to depend on me. Sure. That's what it sounds like. So that now I can control you. That's why I don't like

the boundary conversation and control conversations. That's true. Because they're different. They are different. Your boundary tells me what you will do in the event that it is crossed.

You don't have to keep telling me what I should and shouldn't do as a result of your boundaries. That's your shit. I agree with that. If I want to go to the surf club and flick it up with these niggas on the surfboard,

ah, ah, ah, then you ain't got to tell me, nigga, move it to premiere how you want to move it to premiere. True. No, it's a threat thing. And, and, if the young lady is a model, he's using that as leverage. Mm-hmm. True. It's a threat thing.

If the young lady is a model, he's using that as leverage. It's like, yo, you're a model. I'm Jonah Hill. I'm going to be on the runway with you. You're going to get notoriety. You're going to get some flicks or some pictures, but you just going to be my hot trophy chick. You ain't going to explore the modeling career and still be in a relationship with me. Yeah, and you're demeaning and belittling.

Hurt the whole entire conversation. And what if she's passionate about modeling? Then you want to end off with, hey, good luck with that shit that's not sustainable for long term. Fam, you're taking something

that's supposed to be really healthy and making it really ugly. It's a lot of models out here that have sustained, my nigga. For a lot of years, too. Look at Jonah Hill, too. I ain't want to say it. We can say it.

My nigga, you 5'7". Yeah, dog. You just was a little... Yeah, come on. You know, you was a pudgy little penguin looking motherfucker. You got the hot chick. Yeah. I got to control you with the money. Yeah, we got to hot chick. Yeah. I got to control you with the money.

Yeah, we got to tell the truth. I literally have to control you with the bread. Yeah, it's like the chick that went and got the 360, all the work done. But I mean, you still a fat girl inside of you. You don't know how to act like this bad bitch that you present yourself as. That's true. Yeah. You're just bad bitch presenting.

He got shorty to validate him. Mm-hmm. And now it's I don't want nobody else to see you. It's the truth. Because I don't I've never had this.

A lot of them athlete niggas do that. Absolutely. Them athlete niggas will lock you down make you stop working move across the country talk about it.

Talk about it. In order to keep you in the account. Name the ones that do that shit. They do it to the strippers too. Put a name on the bullet. Who be doing that shit? You right. They do it to the strippers, too. Put a name on the bullet. Who be doing that shit?

You right. They do it to the strippers. Yeah, they do. They do it. They stop your money to make you depend on them. Yep. You know what you do in that case? Take the $22,000 out.

Yeah, join again. Not once you're married. Okay. But, you know, it is what it is. You want to move back to Dykeman You want to go back to Newark Even though there's a bunch of y'all In that three bedroom Okay

Or you want to shut up That's what they do That is exactly what they do They literally do that They try to control you With the brand Jonah Hill ain't going to be the one That's going to get it off on me

It's going to be fucking The Rock or somebody Glamorous nigga It's going to be an exotic nigga It ain't going to be Jonah Hill in front of my i know i can i know i know i know he got it i'm telling you i'm telling you the way this vajine would work jonah fuck it are you can i smack the shit out of jonah if i was a girl

well who you talking to nigga how many niggas are my boy lucky i ain't no girl jonah hill turning up on me he catch him the one that ain't so you're saying you didn't believe the lauren london movie No, girl. Jonah Hill turning up on me. He catch him the one that ain't. Get your badass out of this house. So you're saying you didn't believe the Lauren London movie? Stupid. Pukito. He up, though. He is.

He got some spanky. No question. But I'm going to control you with it. Some spanky. That nigga got some money. But 5'7", and I just lost my weight. She probably taller than him. She is. Spanky That nigga got some money But If I'm seven And I just lost my weight She probably taller than him

She is All that money ain't stopping None of the surf pics I was flicking it up on the board Well that's the other part With the homie With Todd Now that we addressed all of that

There is the other part Todd 6'1 Ab Cut up Ab Tanning parlor Probably long hair

Tattoo Oh yeah And you coming in Looking like Dumpy Smurf Get your ass Showing the hill He definitely didn't want To see surfing Todd

Get your ass Out of here Yes Like I said We addressed all of that The other part is He could have been like Alright you don't want

To stop this shit Out of here nigga Oh no that's what he's saying That's what he did Out of here He clearly did that Yeah no, that's what he's saying. That's what he did. Out of here. He clearly did that. Yeah, that was a breakup text. And now, like you said.

I don't like her exposing that. Yeah. Timing. That was foul. I don't think that women, I don't think that people should expose the breakup text, boy. That's when niggas get foul. That's when we can tell the truth about things. We got to chill out.

We got to slow down. Y'all can mute up, Newark Boy Couch. That breakup text. You know, I've been meaning that. You know what? This shit been building up into me for quite some time. You know, we could be together if you change everything about yourself. And your mother told me.

You know, for the last nine months, I've been noticing, oh, shit. That's why when I get the long text, because I wrote them, I know how it go. I don't read none of that shit. I'm guessing by the first three words what the temperament is. If you don't mean me well. I'm not reading it. I'm not reading that shit. I'm not reading it.

I will go the rest of my life not knowing what that long text said. I am not reading that paragraph. Are you crazy? Long text. You know how when you open the iMessage, you can see a little bit of the? I can tell from that. Oh, yeah, no, I'm not reading that paragraph. Are you crazy? Long text. You know how when you open the iMessage, you can see a little bit of the... I can tell from that. Oh, yeah. No, I'm cool.

I'm cool. So you delete it. You just delete it. It's there. I'm just not reading this shit. So you'll get back to it later on. No. So why not delete it?

I don't delete text messages. Delete it for what? I don't delete anything off my phone. Okay. I used to do it. I don't do that shit. I can't delete anything off my phone. Okay. I used to do it. I don't do that shit. I can't play now. Boy, you caught me

from some 2016 shit. You read my 2015 mojo. You scrolled all the way up. Oh, nah. I'm erasing this whole... All it takes is a couple girls doing it to you. You see how fucking defenseless you are. Yo, here's a text.

I erased it. Why? Because I like to be clean. All right. All right. Don't worry about it. Because what are you going to tell somebody to do? Yo, shake the phone.

Bring it back. Yeah, bring it back. Oh, man. Yeah, nope it back. Oh, man. Yeah, nope. Fuck that shit, boy. That's a good one. She still like him, though, if she posted it. She ain't eat it.

No, she not. A year later, you said? He's got kids? I'm trying to destroy that nigga now. Yeah, she tight. I'm trying to show the people what he is. He look too happy with that new baby. That's what it was.

Oh, she filed it. Mm-hmm. That's the part that don't she filed it. Mm-hmm. That's the part that don't really get discussed. Mm-hmm. When they start to file shit because you done... Moved on.

Would y'all girl... You're happy. Would y'all girlfriends accept y'all having an artist, a female artist, homegirl, who draws and paints and makes beautiful Creations

But sometimes She sends y'all Pictures of herself Like with paint All over her naked No No Wait

No Just cause there's paint on her This is just a home girl This is a friend Yeah not even that This is This is what you get Sent to your inbox

Did you just put me in a hypothetical plot scenario? In an attempt to spice things up? No. That ain't gonna fly. My girl let a lot of shit fly. That's not gonna fly. And nudes are not gonna fly. I don't care how you dress that up.

It is tricky. I'm with it. I'm with it. It is tricky. Because it's art. All jokes aside, it is art. I ain with this. I'm with this. It is tricky. Because it's art. All jokes aside, it is art. I ain't an art collector, though. If I was into the artsy shit, maybe, yeah. But you know that ain't my... No, I'm just saying, like...

You know what you need to be an art collector, though? One piece of art. You got to start something. You got to start something. But the paint's on her. You can't... You got a family. You got a family. You a family.

You a investor. Give me some of the lies y'all got off on girls that y'all just never thought you would get off. I can't say that, man. Damn. We can move on.

I don't care. I'm just freestyling. You know the homie law worked. It's just like that works. You believe that one? Oh. They don't really believe in it. They always double back

the shit you say. That mental Rolodex Is real One time In the MySpace days I may have Had somebody I know Make a fake page Of the girl

Whose page She thought she caught me with And respond to the girl My girl Like she was The girl Wow That is elaborate

That's good That's good That Cton was a motherfucker. And it worked. You want to talk about somebody that was sweating bullets? Oh, man. Oh, my God.

Girl, we just like brothers. Because your homegirl that's doing this, she don't even know how to fucking type and talk like the chick you would actually fuck. She's sounding doofy. That's not. Nah, come on, nigga. Swag that out. What are you doing? My girl don't know how to fucking type and talk like the chick you would actually fuck. She's sounding doofy. I'm like, that's not. Nah, come on, nigga. Swag that out. What are you doing?

My girl gonna know that's you. Oh, the days. The days. Shouts to growth. Shout out to fire escapes. I hear it, bro. I hear it, bro. You talking about, you ever been caught in a bed? Yes.

Yes, I have. I ain't caught in a bed? Yes. Yes, I have. I had caught in a bed, but I wasn't fucking. I wasn't doing nothing. I was doing something. I was actually just trying to get some sleep. Here come your girl interrupting things. Fucking dodo. Straight up.

Yeah. You'd be exhausted when your girl catch you in that mood. Caught me straight up. Needed that sleep. I'm like, fuck. Caught you humping? Munching. Oh.

Oh, shit. And what did she do? Tried to find a to run around out okay you're bad with your baddie friends no no no she she got me though i told the story on here that was the chick that went back and cut up everything in the house i forgot she had the spare key got it got it it went back when i wasn't home and went to work i'm gonna tell you just on a fire escape no not me the woman has had to leave the fire escape well I never got caught in a woman's house yeah that's what I've always been a mile I know somebody got caught in day house and ran out on the show. If Sean come over here, it's going to be a different story. He got caught in his house by, he had a woman in his house.

And his woman showed up to his house. You left both of them in his house? She didn't get in. But she was at the door. It was an apartment. He went out the fire escape, went downstairs, and went through somebody else's shit. And he was outside. She came outside, got in the car, and and they left he had to pull it off that way

that's a good one there and it worked i know i know somebody that did that too yeah i remember stupid ass i said like yo i just came by your house such and such over here with sudden so you might want to do something say what damn he was nowhere he was in another state Damn He was nowhere He was in another state Bitch was trying to get me I walked in the crib Like oh shit They was having a power

I'm like hey son In my living room In his Hey son That's the thing that made me mad I just walked in your crib Y'all take your bonus holes Up to Starbucks

And fucking have that And have that fucking meeting Have a cappuccino up there Don't be over here With that bitch They in my living room. Oh, my God. I was like, it's all right.

Cross-referencing. I hate when they start cross-referencing. Pulling phones out. On the 18th? Oh, man. He said, wait a minute. That was when I was. So hold on.

They swear they got something off. I lied to both of y'all, and it worked till now. Like, what's the big deal? You just let it play out? Like, when he called you, you didn't do nothing about it? What could he do? He was in about it? What could he do? He was in another state. What could he do?

He was like, bring it on a plane. He was like, it worked. I pulled the mail. What? It worked. Called 12. Oh, shit. I pulled the mail out.

The cops are on their way. You got five minutes. Meanwhile, cops got me on hold. Yo, it's going to be at least two hours or something. Ain't nobody dying, right? All right, we'll get there. We'll call you back. The cops are on their way.

They're going to have your ass. They weren't, though. You know what they got mad at me? The girls? Yeah. Forstition. Yeah. It's just men, though.

Women. My man. His crib. Women. I just his man, though. My man. His crib. Women. I just happened to pop up and walk in. And I'm like, oh, shit. Hey, son. And they mad at me.

Oh, that'd have been a good time. Y'all doing. Pow! Oh, shit. What the fuck? Listen. Y'all doing Pow Oh shit Stop What the fuck Listen Travis Scott is at

The Pyramids Yeah Egypt Oh he's gonna go So crazy that night Oh man He's gonna kill it You told her what So he said

Dancing Dancing Dancing Hey Oh man So they left They left You told her what? So he said, dancing, dancing, dancing. Hey. Oh, man. So they left. They left.

Bob, go for it. Go for it. They left in like five minutes. Ice, they left. They got the fuck out of there. I don't know what he said or how he said it. They got the fuck out of there. Quick.

Together. Were you yelling or were you calm? They got the fuck out of that house. I probably wasn't a calm person. Oh, got it. Yeah, he smoked that. I heard a story about you the other day. I'll tell you. It's funny.

It's not bad. It's just a... The story's never funny to you. No, no, no. Can I ask a question? Did you believe the story? I believed it. Oh, see.

That's where you're trying to... No, no, no. It's not that. It was at a restaurant. They said that... A waiter at a restaurant. They said that a waiter spilled a whole water on you. And the actual show was mad that I heard about it. I said, no.

Why would I hear about that? They said a waiter spilled water on you, nigga. You got the food and you left. You didn't even sit down to stay. What restaurant? Booker Chop House. What restaurant? Book a chop house. Did this happen? Asshole.

I got an A. I just bit your mother. I said, this is for the water, my son. I said, what? He said, yeah, flip. It wasn't water and yeah. Oh, it wasn't water? It wasn't water. I'll be touching.

No, on a date night. You back there in the little booth with the curtain. Just ate. Got some white shit on. Let's head home. Get out of here, all right? Let's get some doggy bags. And he was a cool dude,

so I'm not shitting on him, but he leaned over, leaned across while trying to do the doggy bag. Got your whole daiquiri on your shirt? Wiped a bunch of shit

all over my pants and my shirt. I was like, don't worry about it. I'm just kidding. Just go get in the car. My night is over. My night is over.

It's fine, buddy. The accent view was all right. Yo, if we're talking about pet peeves, which we are not, a waiter or a waitress reaching over you or your party to do anything drives me up a wall. I hate that. That's foul. Why is that, though?

I noticed that shit been, like, when I was younger, it wasn't like that when I was younger. Now, like, when I was younger it wasn't like that when I was younger. Now, like when I was younger eating at a restaurant, they weren't coming while you were eating to collect empty plates and reach over. You couldn't do that, bud. Because in New York City, yo, shit is quick, quick, quick. I'm telling you. And now in New York, the shit is so small that they can't really come around you and

place shit. Sometimes they got to lean across you because... Them niggas is taking place while you... You usually wait till everybody finished eat to take the plate. They're not waiting for that. Some of them spots don't be the smallest. They just don't know how to... The proper spot to land.

But you don't mind them... So you say you don't mind them taking the plate even if your other party's still eating. I don't mind that. No, I don't mind that. Okay. Clean the table. I'm going to get more annoyed if you don't clean the table.

Got it. Big time. That too. Get this shit out of here. Especially if you got the napkin on the plate. It's very clearly, I'm not. If you don't clean the table, I'm going to get mad. If you don't look over or come check periodically at some point, I'm going to get mad.

That's the one. If I got to go flag you down, I'm hot. To get a refill. Anything. Anything. I'm hot if I got to be doing all of this. I was out on Thursday. I went to Ray's spot.

And I'm just trying to get me another drink. And I'm sitting there. The girl, I see her. She talking to her homegirl. They on their phone. They doing this. I'm like, yo, yo. I don't like that. I don't like that I don't like that

That's New York I don't play that bit That's not New York That's I tried to ask you Holy shit You scared me man No I'm talking about

Like the strip You going down The strip clubs Oh the strip clubs You going down Strip clubs for sure You going down I was at a restaurant

Huh Yeah I know A restaurant Nah it's crazy But I'm like yo That's bad service strip clubs for sure you going down I was at a restaurant huh yeah I know a restaurant nah that's crazy I'm like yo that's bad service but you know me and Joe

were just talking about this earlier the places that get popular because of the content creation they often have times have the worst fucking service

it's the worst restaurants and bars in the fucking world my wife took me to this spot in a store in my neighborhood. I was playing on TikTok.

I was like, let's go there. It's like a little speakeasy vibe. Da, da, da, da, da. They wasn't speaking easy because they felt like they popular.

Yeah. I mean, it was beautiful in there. Super beautiful. They blast the music down loud. We so popular, you could be mad.

It's a line around the corner. No doubt. Get out. That drives me up a wall, too. I don't like that. When your partner has been penetrated by the algorithm, and now you end up at the influencer-friendly restaurant, the vacation spot. In New York, it happens all the time. The fucking sugar factory.

Oh, they're making drinks with fire. Let's go Bitch we got a stove There was a spot in Brooklyn. They have a pink tree in the middle. Mm-hmm. I went there Pretty pretty nice. But then I'm looking in You know, they rushing you when you order and they're like, give me some give me a couple of minutes, right? Give me a couple of minutes. Don't rush. No, they gotta rush Give me a couple of minutes. Right.

Give me a couple of minutes. Don't rush. No, they got to rush you. Yeah. They got to rush you. They expect that. I don't give a fuck. They expect for that day to bring in a certain amount of dollars,

which means every person gets a certain amount of time at these tables. And that shit, that little spot with that pink tree get packed. I know. That's the point.

Yo, nigga, you done? Let's go. Let's get moving. Yo, dog, you got here at 11. Get your ass up by 1230. What's the, no. The grace is 30 minutes after you eat? I said 1230, but I don't know.

You check some of these brunch spots out. They tell you right there on the menu. 90 minutes. You get 90 minutes. You get 90. And if you look like you're in comfort, they'll come tell you, yo, dog, in 90 minutes, we going to eat at your table.

Dumb girls with that little spot in Manhattan with the little weed-infused food. Y'all ran down there. Oh, my God. Listen, last year for my birthday in Mykonos, shout out to Grease and my girl, but I'm there saying, oh, this is one of those little influencer-friendly places.

You know when you leave here, you're going to see 300 people here. You see the actual hotel fucking filming with the drones and cameras and everything is so aesthetically pleasing and they're gonna got the music they gonna edit it right and yeah we're gonna end up here mm-hmm sad that we were so penetrable really what do you do you know a restaurant offhand that had the perfect ambiance, but also the perfect staff? Chick-fil-A.

50 of them. You said Chick-fil-A. Stop it. One of my favorite restaurants. You guys might know this one. It's ambiance. Ambiance, sorry. It's child. It's ambience. Yeah, he gonna say it. Ambiance, sorry. No, it's not like ambulance.

What's that? Ambiance? Ambiance? Ambiance. Palm me, palm me. It's fine. Man, why the fuck y'all making fun of me, nigga? That's him.

Correct me quickly so we can get on to the subject. If me and you were in a race and you were in second place and I passed you, what place am I in? You already asked me that question already. Fuck. You're in second place. Got it. We got it. You're in second place. Got it. You're a beginner.

Anyway, you know what I'm saying? May I explain? There are plenty of places that have great food and service and ambiance. They don't play the social media. They don't have neon light that has... That you just have a... That you're willing to spread the word and go back there.

Good food. Great ambiance. You guys remember Blue Water Grill right there in Union Square? Yeah. Right? Uh-huh. That had all the things. Great food, great ambiance, great service, all of the above.

And they were like an institution. They were there. It's right across the street from Coffee Shop. Both of them are fucking gone. I was just about to say, yo, remember Coffee Shop? You literally was about to say Coffee Shop. Coffee Shop was dope, gone. I was just about to say, yo, Coffee Shop, I was, you literally was about to say Coffee Shop. Coffee Shop was dope too. Like just different,

you know, different price point, but great service, great food, open late, you know. Coffee Shop. Y'all mean.

Coffee Shop. I'm not getting in on this talk because it's an international show. I'm a fool. All right. But I wanted to hear from your bougie ass because I know you very well.

We don't have to name specific places, but there are plenty of places that are great. They're just not usually the ones that you discover on TikTok or Instagram. Nine times out of ten, those places are the food is usually not particularly good. The drink might be bad. The service might be bad. It may be a mixture of all of them, but it has a cool neon light and a paint job.

Grass walls. I wanted to say neon lights. Grass walls with the LED on it. That's what you need. You put a grass wall up with the LED, they. That's all you need. You put a grass wall up with the LED, they gonna come take pictures.

They good. And the women, right? And y'all means. And y'all means. They be in there. That's it. That's it. I'm telling you.

Women dictate a lot of that stuff, y'all. You sound triggered. No, but this is- No, I was just gonna say, like, I like the spots

where all the influencers will end up. Like, that's fine say I like the spots where all the influencers will end up that's fine but not the spots that are marketing to the influencers it's just a difference to me it's the difference I agree with that

what else we got what else we got Jonah Hill is a piece of you said you was talking to Mel about her little video vixen event. No, no, no. I just have one question. Did you show these young hoes

who was boss? Who's number one on the complex list? Did you show these fucking novice bitches what time it is? How would I do that, Joseph? How would I do that, Joseph? How would I do that? Just by showing up.

She knows she had a little shorty with her arm around her. Yo, let me tell you something. All this shit here. They call you OG? They call me a... She was a little sister to them. She's definitely a little sister. You had a bright career ahead of you.

But for now Walk my dog Yo Oh shit Fuck off Come on Don't forget to pick up the shit For now Oh shut up

Daisy's a little Hungry new bitch Until you earn your stripes Did you bring your surprise? Daisy got left at home that day But no Huh? What? You said what? You know what? Hey, you got your nickname? Daisy got left at home that day. With who? What?

You know what? Are you going to use your nickname? I ain't going to lie. I ain't going to lie. Hold on. Real quick. Stop that Daisy shit, bro. I'm getting attacked now.

Stop. You getting attacked? I'm getting attacked because of you. Keep that bitch. No. Stop it, Daisy. I played with Daisy and Mel, bro. That was good because salute. Stop.

She's a pander. My baby. She did that shit the other day. I'm a punk. I don't. Hold on. I, that's good. Good salute. Stop. My baby. She did that shit the other day. I'm a punk. I don't. Hold on. I want to say this. I'm so great with Daisy.

I do a lot when it comes to my dog. Listen. She gives a whole shit. You got it, man. You are the best mother for Daisy. We support you. Listen, I want to provide treats. Nah, because they ask me about that shit.

Why y'all keep playing with her dog? Nigga, dog lovers. They want to really investigate. Nigga because they ask me about that shit. Why y'all keep playing with me on her dog? Nigga, dog lovers. They want to really investigate. Nigga, PETA's real, nigga. I'm a dog lover. That's why I be asking her. I be asking her out of care and concern. Little shivering animal.

Stop! You do know that chihuahuas shiver, right? Right. It's a breathing thing. No, for real. It's a breathing thing. Like in the summer. It's a breathing thing. Like's a breed thing. No, for real. It's a breed thing. Like in the summer. It's a breed thing.

Like in the summer, for sure. They get real cold in like 90 degree weather. Is the AC not on? Oh, yeah. That's what'll do it. Fuck that fur. Anyways. Oh, shit.

What else? What else? What else? What else we got? What else we got? We shitted on Instagram influencers. We did. As Instagram influencers. we got what else we got uh we shit it on instagram influencers as instagram influencers i actually i actually did find something that i wanted to ask you guys a little bit about give me that no mel i don't know my inner child

damaged inner child shit let's see here right now what's up guys it's casimero i'm going to talk to you about the testacuzzi many of you already know the testacuzzi is a mini hot tub Right now. There we go. Okay. So think about gift ideas for you guys. You know, want to be prepared for like Christmas and whatnot. Sure. Birthdays are coming up and stuff. I saw the testacoozy. So it's like a jacuzzi for your testicles. I wanted to get y'all's thoughts on. I've never considered that quite frankly.

Okay. As my coworker, please don't give me any gifts for my balls. Yeah. I went to the class. Let me ask you a question. I went to the class. You don't feel that's inappropriate, Mel? That's just me.

I love you. That's inappropriate. If I got something for you, what am I insinuating? Literally. No, listen, listen, listen. Literally, literally, as I'm saying it, there's a voice in my head saying, Mel, you have stepped over the fucking line. Okay, we know you can stretch. Put your leg down.

You can stretch. We see you. Come on. Showing all the... I do Pilates. Put your fucking leg down. Wait, wait. It's not even natural.

I was just saying to myself, I could give you guys a ball. Testicle. What is she doing? Too much. Too much. No, that was a lot, Mel. Fine, where's the dog? I'm out of here.

I'll take her for a walk. Mel is crazy, yo. Yeah, I'll pass on that one, but thank you. It's the thought that counts. It's the thought that counts. I appreciate it. It's fine. It's cool.

Hey, Mel, just, you know. Yeah, no, FG Bright. Gift card. Apple. Scarf. Tie. Got it. It's fine. It's cool. Hey, Mel, just, you know. Yeah, no, F.G. Bright. Gift card. Yes. Apple. Scarf. Tie. Got it.

Game. Socks. I'm cool. Gift certificates. I'm cool. I got you. Don't worry about my balls. Okay.

Test the koozie. But it's like it seems to be catching on. Yo. A lot of reviews about it. Test the koozie. Come on, man. Stop. Also.

I don't know. Come on, man. Stop. Also, I know last weekend you went to the Video Vixen Hall of Fame rally parade meeting that y'all had. That the girls had. No. This weekend. BBH. Video Vixen Hall of Fame.

This weekend, if you're free, I know some dudes is throwing it. They want to pay homage to y'all, you and all the girlies. Oh, but you're hot. If you're free, maybe y'all can come through so they can show how y'all changed the game. Yeah, I know.

I've got plans, sorry. Can't make it. Got it. I appreciate the advice. Is it worth a shot plans. Sorry. Can't make it. Got it. I appreciate the advice. Is it with Stan? Worth a shot. Yo, where the building going to be at?

Is it with Stan? Like, can't. No. Did you end up getting a massage together, ma'am? I did. Wait, hold up.

Man, you had a massage together? I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did.

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Oh man I let it go Did they give out awards? What's that? Did they give out awards? No Yeah clean sweep All to Mel

It was Sorry none of you other bitches That was competing with me Showed up 20 years later Anybody you had static What was there? There was no awards It was Oh yeah the girl It was's a girl. It was an exhibit.

It was an art exhibit. Was shorty you got kicked off? That's what the niggas I know was trying to throw. No. An exhibit. Did you have any art? And we're not talking about exhibit to rap. But listen, did you?

Ain't gonna pimp though. Did you have any smoke with anybody there? I had no smoke with anybody. Good. See? Growth. Did anybody have smoke with you in the past? I don't think so.

I wouldn't really know. Real quick, Mel. You said that you... Beef is usually a one-way... What? What? Go ahead. No, nothing.

Go ahead. Beef is usually a one-way? No. Well, figure... Okay, we have to talk at least. We can't just do that. She said beef is usually one way pause. Listen, you got a massage again.

I did. Congratulations. I know you've been holding it off for a while. How was it? It was very, very much like the first one. Okay. So it was exceptional. So it was all right.

Did you add any hours? Was it longer this time? No, it was about the same. Okay. So it was exceptional. So it was all right. Mm-hmm. Did you add any hours? Was it longer this time? No, it was about the same. Okay. Yeah. Did you offer him something to drink? I did. I did.

I offered him some alkaline water or some San Pellegrino. I thought she said some alcohol. Was the conversation better this time? You know, it was pretty much the same. Just showing her. Let me see your hand realhauna see the leg moving no your face yeah oh shit is being fast we got a hello Stan Redditors I'm staying out of Mel's me to the gene business I don't think I have anything else that's pressing they

stabbed old boy up Larry Nassar the molester from the Olympics and just that's the doctor that sexually assaulted and video recorded. Well, he sexually assaulted more than a thousand women and girls and video recorded like 500 of them or more. He got consecutive life sentences. He'll die in there. But they stabbed him up. Maybe sooner than later. They stabbed him up pretty good. It was not fatal.

He's still alive. But shocked they didn't get him sooner. Same. He's a real nut. Yeah. No, I just read it. Again, I read some shit the other day where a lady was in a coma for 14 years. Anybody see it?

Lady was in a coma for 14 years. She just had a baby. See? Yeah. Them orderlies and whatnot passing through to like change the bed sheets and whatnot yeah yeah oh wait so she still was in the coma yeah I thought you would say she came out of a coma oh yes it was serving Chinese food in your school They was serving Chinese food in your high school, boy.

Wait, yo. No, I didn't get what you were saying. No, that's what I'm saying. That's cool. That shit hit him late, late. No, because I looked it up. You used to walk outside to go get your lunch, didn't you? Wait, wait. We went to high school to go get our lunch.

Wait, I'm going to fuck with you, bitch. That's your man, too. Big Free. I said, wait. She was still in the coma. How? Oh, nigga. We on sleepers.

They was having pizza parties in his class. They had the clowns coming Alright Oh man That shit hit him like 20 minutes late Wait you mean to tell me Nigga I looked it up I'm reading it

You can't be dumb with Lasix Nigga you better You better get fast Did they find out who the father was Yeah They They Demanded a test

From all of the male employees And they figured out the guy 36 year old nurse Wow They charged him with One count of sexual assault And one count of Vulnerable adult abuse

He goes to jail. He goes to prison, right? Yeah. They don't like his ass. Yo, now that, real quick, now that Summer League is in action, I want to be documented. I want to be on the record

saying that the Charlotte Hornets taking Brandon Miller before Scoot is a fucking travesty and will be revisited for the rest of eternity. That's what I got. That's it. Wimby is one thing. That's an aside.

Brandon Miller out there? That's early. I've seen enough. I've seen enough. That nigga out there Stinking it up He is getting Pullied out there Yo hold on wait

I'm sorry Go ahead Gilbert Arena have a show? He's had a show For some years Yeah Okay Gilbert Arena No cause

He has Zion on there And this is Zion Said it's hard being A 20 to 22 year old Feels like all the money In the world is hard man. He was getting Chinese food. Chicken nugget.

Yo, I'm starting this new show. Can podcasters read? No, but look how it's rolling. It's hard man. Head is fucking him up. 20, 22 year old feels like all the money in the world.

Use your fingers. Thank you man. There you go. Come on man. Now what do you think about it? Why you said that? Hey, yo, just because you was in class, nigga, all the time, trying to hump the teacher, that don't mean nothing, you little freak. I sure was. Humping the teacher and the security

guards, nigga. I'm not suspended for that. What do you think about this? I'm going to read my article. Gilbert Arenas was talking and Gilbert Arenas kind of was like, yo, if you're an NBA athlete, it's really hard to find quality women. Wait, this is about his diet.

Oh, shit, my fault. Zion Williamson on struggling with his diet early in his career. It's hard, man. 20, 22 years old. Feels like all the money in the world. It is hard, man. So the punctuation is very strange.

But it's about his diet. He's not talking about the chicks. But there was a segment in the interview where Gilbert Arenas was saying that nowadays it's hard for an NBA dude to find a quality girl because the schedules are really conflicting. So he's like, basically,

the NBA niggas is outside. The 9 to 5ers is at home. So if you got a free day. No, that's true. Listen, as long as there's 41 away games, I will thrive. And I'm in the spots at night. And a lot of the people in the spots at night ain't necessarily. As soon as I hear Stephen A in the morning,

Portland's got a four-game road trip. Road, four games. Let me hit this bitch up. Let me log into my mind. What? Let me log into my mind. She's going to be away for four games? Yo, this guy, yo.

They need to bring that feature back, though. The shit where you, how many miles and whose miles, that MySpace feature you was talking about. They got to bring it back, Ash. You know about all the creep features. I remember that shit It's fine I'm done with my that was the end of my little Brandon Miller. Oh also real quick lastly my last sport To even I'm so glad that footballs on the way back. Hold on, man. Hold up. Round of applause. Round of applause for football being almost here.

My fantasy football group chat has been on fire every day. They've been doing a countdown since like May. It's almost here, you guys. I like that. We ironed out our idea? No, but we need to. Okay. We need to.

Fantasy football. Football season reminds me of how last season, toward the end of the year, I got confused every time I saw Christian McCaffrey on the 49ers. Like, not the first two games we struggled. Like, when he kicked up a little bit, and he just started going crazy. I was like, oh, shit, the Niners got Christian McCaffrey. I miss those sports moments.

Like, I saw a picture of Jalen Ramsey and the Dolphins. I was like, oh, shit. I miss those sports moments. Like I saw a picture of Jalen Ramsey in the Dolphins. I was like, oh, shit. I have to get recalibrated with who's where, doing what. But lastly, my last basketball take is for Dame Lillard to have been so loyal for so long and seemingly have tried his best to do this the correct way. Like, you powerless in that.

It don't matter how bad you try to do it right. This is about to go so wrong. This is about to go so... Indiana next week. Yo, there's two ways to look at it. It's about to go really wrong, yo. I think that his agent fumbled the bag because for him to stay in Portland,

he could have damn near asked for anything he want. He was definitely supposed to have no trade clause in his contract. But it's business versus personal he tried to stay in Portland and be loyal to them and try to wait for them to accumulate pieces to surround him with they never did so my loyalty should in my opinion be greeted with loyalty which is yo you want to go to Miami cool Cool. You stuck it out with us. We're going to send you to Miami. But in the words of Brother Ice, fuck that.

Yo, what you would do ain't what I would do. So it's business. It's business, man. It's business. I think it's terrible, though. If I can get, I want to, hey, listen, I understand you want that. You are still a very valuable piece here

And if they're not giving me What I feel to be your value And somebody else is You can get out of here But I'm gonna go get the value for you I'm not gonna take an L to please you I'm not gonna do it But he took L's to please them

Salute to you I know your stance Salute to you I know your stance already Listen I'm gonna watch it play out Dame is a friend of the show Salute to you I know your stance I know your stance already Listen I'm gonna watch it play out Dame is a friend of the show I wish him nothing but the best

Come on to Philly I don't wish him on Miami But I don't want that at all Bet you don't I do not want that I still think they'll get fleeced So

I'm not gonna play it on mine For now Focused on my team Let's see Chavis chavis says for our part of the show segment hello back in 2011 i played high school basketball i got injured in the hospitals for months i had a couple friends who i loved dear. No one knows what goes into the recovery you need to recover from a brain injury, but I would say I am recovered, but it's not until years

later what I found out. I was young in my twenties recovering, but I was in the streets drinking, smoking, fucking, just having a great time. My mom wasn't really a fan and thought I was a bad kid and went behind my back and talked harshly to my friends and my grandfather. I'm 30 years old Thanks for reading. be but I was left alone to figure it out and I did I'm married and just trying to figure it out but life sucks thanks for reading oh my god wow you're welcome oh my favorite type of podcast hey either congratulations or I'm really sorry that that happened to you damn let me try to read another one so I'm really sorry that that happened to you. Damn. Let me try to read another one. Please.

Let's work. What's good, family? Shout out. Crease Lightning, your favorite meat supplier. Pause. Reaching back out to offer the plug of high quality Wagyu

and lamb racks. You need to add, yo. What's good fellas and Mel would like to know your thoughts on affirmative action all right I'm out all right I'm out hey please be

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All right. All right. All right, our sleeper segment brought to you, presented by AMP. Catch me on AMP Mondays and Thursdays, 5 to 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. I want to highlight this young lady, but before that, Amp also is doing a show called The Come Up, where they are highlighting hip-hop,

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project so I'm gonna play a little tune but then I'm gonna play a sleeper so I'm gonna play a little bit of this because she didn't come to play with none of y'all at this point

a month max you know what I'm saying like I might as well go get a fucking crib in Mexico I mean like that shit cool for like a month, but it's the life Really good R&B EPs out there. Shout out to Ombre. She opened up like this. My bitch, my mule, she a cold thing She from the city, so she know things Don't make me get back to my old ways I wanna get inside, I can't wait to kiss it If I just make the heart grow finer, I gon' miss it I can't wait to miss it, oh

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, not for daddy Old chicks come back, see me doing my thing Used to have fun with dad and Santa on the way See me doing my thing Now I'm getting away I'm getting away Wanna know who's been loving you I'm giving away Record is called Amuse Freestyle.

Nah, but that's not what I'm doing right now. I'm doing it for summertime, highway, riding across the motherfucking West Side Highway to FDR, something late night. Fuck is they talking about? Recordist called Drake and Drive for a reason. Part two, hombre. Part two, hombre.

Can you handle it, Flip? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah Oh Turn up on him, Aubrey, let's go then

I take the drive Shawty look like Carrie and shit Long to talk, but I'm in the hills I'm in the hills Drank full of gas, fill up my car seat Look at how I function, can I pull up? I need a body, it don't hit home Still I'm alone now, you know what's up

Drinking and driving But if you're listening, it's too late Don't un-educate, nothing is the same, girl I know I left you for late You couldn't persuade me to stay and live trusting you You would've been the one, but I trust you I trust, trust, you know You know this love, drinking and driving Don't wanna tell you to run

I make songs for women, this perfect timing Think I need some money, I know you gon' try to find me But my new shit drop, that won't make me stop Just come through, it's your right, yeah Spending the night alone Hopefully you're not too far gone Yeah, took the night all for you, you Try not to let me hold you

You on the telephone Only way you on it So I ain't spinning back Best way to put it I've been back on my bully, yeah These days I'm so detached I know I should let it go Try not to think about you too much You wanna be the one, but I don't got time I don't know how I got time You wanna be the one, but I, I, I, I Trust you, trust you You know, you know what's up

Drinking and driving Give it, drop it No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, second across DSPs right this very second EP is called who's loving you shout out to hombre we love you up here all right good shit Joe I'm going big jersey surprise surprise surprise surprise baby bro put out big jersey. I'm definitely playing an Ars record. Fuck y'all. No, no it ain't. I premiered one with him and Simba and now I'm playing a record off it since the project is out.

This is the intro. It's called Counting Me Out. And I might play nine more. Ars, what up? Preach, Preach out. They counted me out when I was down bad. Troubled childhood, I had a wild past. Adolescent to a big boy, always the outcast.

How many of your favorites will I outlast? How many small favors do they now ask? See, I be out in Cali with the bub smoking Topanga. How I pull up on your block, this ain't no Jenga. I could love you and still treat you like a stranger. Skeletons in my closet, signs of danger. Therapy sessions trying to consolidate my anger. See the pictures be vivid, respect the painter. Rule number one, no disrespect, no gangster. We hit everybody in your house like we some swangers. Flew to London and made $20,000 and some trainers. How many homies I done lost? I can't even count it on my fingers. I still made it out the hood, black, rich, and famous

Never denied my crippin', I'm still that, twistin' fingers Ain't no rules in the jungle, snakes and rats stay against us The police treat us like animals, they tasked to detain us Ain't no interest in my interests, they just interested investors They don't understand my scriptures and my gestures A true student of the game, I really listen to the lectures Took the blueprint, painted it purple, and tripped with all the steppers Ain't no convos less than lucrative you a rat like steward is I'm 30,000

feet above you flirting with my stewardess my first born was born in a money like a Jewish kid my next run gonna feel like a fugitive my mind so intuitive I dumb out I whip my gun out like where your shooter live thumb out the flag a taxi for a lifter where your uber is my heart like a icebox I hung with the cooler kids But still, they still don't compare to all that cold shit my jeweler did Fully automatic with a cooling kit Put one of your corner pocket blood be laying in pools of it Damn, now here

Now here a product of what that Ruger did I said, real nigga like playing spades with jailhouse rules Them jokers, I don't deal with you Crackhead on the payroll, niggas know them smokers kill niggas Kissing up the master, we all know you ain't no field nigga Just sue that cracker, I can't fit no tummy in these hill figures Class is over, I walked through that door, bitch, been to masses over Had to cut the stretches so we water whipped with half a soda

We catch you in traffic, police round, we wake the traffic over Bitch gon' say my Dior's dirty, your boyfriend got on Fashion Nova Oh lord, this shit didn't really be happening like what are you doing here we was just shooting it we was just really attacking them I don't know nobody they don't know no one you question who's sending them packages like 21 21 oh yeah you see them niggas and savages big jersey that's me though get your head crack like CeeLo think the feds tap my amigo so I lay low depo these groupies boost my ego I rebel pebble my pre-rolls under the squirt, put some in the dirt, they'll never ever find Nemo Why y'all be talkin' to me about money when y'all only been to America?

I pay some niggas to bury it Shoot a double back to finish the area, woah They really comparin' this shit hilarious Now they underground like them niggas Harriet Wanted to be, but we wouldn't bury it Niggas tried to count me out Who was never good with numbers I was famous for the past 20 summers Bitches love us, just a nigga out the gutter But I always bow, strikes when the pressure on Point me to whoever it is we steppin' on Wake up, put my F in on Told my shooters, always raise arms, get your question on

30 in that clip, curry a nigga, get your steppin' on Since I had a action sketch, I always kept my weapons drawn Send bullets through that Teflon There's demons in my head, skeletons in my closet The devil on my shoulder, y'all niggas watchin' my pockets With my back against the wall, i go to chase and make deposits my got her own no ig and hate the gossip and she tired this ain't no dream there ain't no zombies you seen walking them some fiends add a roll mix with some trish name her eileen her marigan around

your she ain't no queen big nigga. Big Jersey. That's the Counted Me Out. That's the intro from Big Jersey 3. Bro, we're crazy. As usual, man. That's what he do. Oh, shit. He do what he supposed to do. Shout out to Arsenal, man.

Yeah, man. That was nice. That was fine. Yeah, man. Well, bro, get busy. All right, chill out, nigga. Nah, nah, get busy, nigga. Let me big him up myself.

I don't need you. Big Austin. Big Austin. I like that shit a lot Alright Alright man I created a little Community over on Instagram

I saw that For people to Send me some shit I saw that I got a lot of fire man And this is one of them You scared me off my rap shit So I'm going R&B

This is Mike York's Summer Salt Slash Fine Line Call me when I'm going to R&B. This is Mike York's Summer Salt slash Fine Line. Call me when it's Call me when it's Call me when it's Call me when it's I'll probably pick it up

on sight Tell me when to come over All summer night Remember we was kids We were at the fields Parking full of li'l Think you got the jizz, remember that We would call it summer

Until fall came baby Shaved ice cravings Country swine Bikinis on the deli They still call you Mercedes, right? Remember that Toyota drive? We just pulled it over to the side saying Call me when it's summer I'll probably pick it up on sight Tell me when to come over The most summer night, oh summer night

Call me when it's summer I'm ready to get up on Sunday Tell me when to come over Oh summer night, the most summer night សូវាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you

I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you I don't wanna hear you It's a fine line Living in real life, I'm on your timeline I can do you right, show you that limelight

Talk to me real nice, talk to me nice Talk to me real nice Whoa, heard you had a lot before Baby, you done lost control You been tryna dodge this phone, baby Wait, whoa, heard you live a couple blocks from the seashore You been trippin', say you wanted me to be yours I ain't really with it, I been sippin' on my ego Cause it's a fine line, I'm about to go home with you

Drop top, hopin' in the feel Gotta get in my zone with you We ain't gotta talk about shit But I watch your tone with you You about to be home with me You about to be home with me And it's a fine line That's Mike York, Somersault slash fine line.

That was cute. Yo, that was hard. That was a little cute. They said some heat over there, boy. That shit fire once you start that little submission shit up. Yo, it's some talented ass. Yo, I be going through my shit, the email, which I'm going to do something else with that now. But yo, it's some talented motherfuckers out here.

They just really just be needing a shot. Facts. So salute. No doubt. I'm going to try to give it to them. Pause. Ish, what you got for us? I'm going to Leon Thomas.

It's an older song from last year, but it's fire. Crash and Burn. Breaking Point. Damn. See that shit, y'all? You're going crazy. Aye, aye yi. Sheesh.

I like him. Slow dancing in this burning house I don't wanna go nowhere It's hard for me to listen When there's miles and miles of distance Feel your heart is drifting but you're right there I ain't got you home But I might be alone I can hear it in your tone but right now the danger's on And the danger's on

Way past the breaking point And the danger's on you Way past the breaking point Cause I can't turn down the noise You are my only choice And we're both just feeling voice Way past the breaking point Cause I can't turn down the noise You are my only choice And we're all just feeling lost Breaking point Break and fall, break and fall

They told me love was fragile, they told me love was breakable I thought that I could handle, but that is still debatable I thought that this was for me, but it's feeling impossible Breaking point, breaking point Breaking point Breaking point That's Leon Thomas, Breaking Point. Smooth.

I sure do. Okay. My sleeper is Drifting by Kamari. Alright. Hey. by Kamari. Alright. Alright. Smile, romantic Been handing me some purple flowers Losing track of all the hours You had my back like it was Cairo Practic, romantic Visions of a brief nirvana

Smoking way more than I should Couple sips, had more than I would Think I need another shot of dopamine Cause I feel another wave coming over me I need another shot of dopamine I need another shot of dopamine Breath can't hold, breath can't hold Cause it don't feel like I remember Growing up under fire, under pressure Could use a little more Dopamine

Breath can't hold back Now my emotions taste a bit of food Glass pipes in the overview In the morning when I'm coming to You're the only one I'm coming to It's sunrise Blurred lines These dark times

One shot, two shot, can't get enough Visions of a brief nirvana Heavy spending more than I would Setting cash ablaze in hours I think I need another shot of dopamine Cause I feel another wave coming over me I need another shot of dopamine I need another shot of dopamine I need another shot of dopamine

Cause it don't feel like I've never Grown up under fire, under pressure Could use a little more Dopamine Listen, I could use a little more dopamine Drifting on back That's Kamari drifting. Well, that was beautiful. That was the mic.

Big Mel, that sounded like a nice song to get a massage to. Very careful. You always make this little doofy face when you're face-giving. When we talk about massaging. Why your face giving away? I know. I give myself away. It is so embarrassing.

Where's Flip? Flip is in his office. I just came from his office. I love the black dude portable office where you just find a corner and get on the phone. And sometimes if it's an executive level black person, they go to the area where you most don't want noise. Like Flip was in the hallway next to the little rich neighbors over there right by their door. Glad somebody have it on the phone.

It's quiet over there for a reason. Yeah, but it's like you want to maintain that level of... You do. Yeah.

Yeah. Where am I at here? I'm out of here. Yes, sir. I'm out of here. Actually, I'm not out of here. Winnie Harlow, you Actually, I'm not at Winnie Harlow you lucky yo You lucky we ended this part. I had a whole nother usher segment take That I probably will talk about on paper. Yeah, but then the timing gets funny and

As relevant as this current I should keep doing the shows That's true. Yeah, there's gonna be more I'm sure it's too late now. It's over though forever. It's not as relevant as current. Usher gonna keep doing the shows. That's true. Yeah, there's gonna be more, I'm sure. It's too late now. It's over, though, forever. It's changed. The dynamic has changed.

Now people are going to the show. To see who he posts. No, trying to be seen. They're trying to get a moment out of it. Trying to get a moment themselves. Hey, back to our influencer conversation about different when influencers go versus catering to them. Nobody put out no Winnie Harlow footage of Usher, but Winnie Harlow. Oh, she put that out? Yes.

Who recorded it, though? Because it was like from a distance. That's always my favorite influencer question. Who is the person standing offshoot to the side, off put, with the perfect angle? Everybody's got a JR. Everybody's got a JR. Everybody's got a JR. Yeah, that wasn't on the Usher cameras. That wasn't Vegas. That wasn't

the theater. That was Winnie Harlow jumping on her man's lap because Usher is about to walk by and say, I know how to fix this. I'm on my man's lap. Wasn't the Kiki shit off-home footage too? Yeah, but... You saw the Saweetie one? That was part of it. I'm on my man's lap. Wasn't the Kiki shit off home footage too? Yeah, yeah, but... You saw the Saweetie one?

That was part of it. That was on the screen. Kiki was part of it. Saweetie was part of it because it's supposed to go like that when you're part of it. I was part of it, for him anyway.

I was on the screen looking stupid. But yeah, I saw the Saweetie one. She held it down. I mean, it's one way to look at it. It's one way. You think she held it down? What's's one way to look at it. It's one way. You think she held it down? What's the other way to look at it? No.

You think that's how, would you want your girl to look like that? It's a tricky question, how you want your girl to look like you do that. What do you think she did wrong? I think you go on to the Usher show, and you are Saweetie. So, and whatever seats they procured, you do. The seat. A good seat. So, and you are Saweetie. So and whatever seats they procured

you. The seat. A good seat. So and you're you. Like she's her. So I think that the odds are Usher's gonna come over and talk to you. Sing to you. That seat is part of the show. That's why that ticket for that seat costs what it costs. So I think that

I think that the participation of the person is warranted. So it's a fine line between doing what people not kiki for doing and doing what Saweetie did. I see what you're saying. I think that you can lean into the participation. She was like, he's singing. There go my baby.

She's chewing gum. man all right very very stiff and yeah like yo really like very sweetie is that what she is if you look at what she she's she's presenting herself as like the she didn't look like that when she was at the beach on top of the crates performing no but what i'm saying little karaoke box what i'm saying what i'm saying is if you look at like a lot of her, she gives off this nonchalant kind of air. I don't want to say the wrong word,

but it's like a, it's a certain image where it's just like, I don't, you know. She's not impressed. Yeah, yeah. Even the way she chewed her gum, like it's kind of on brand

for what she, the way she be putting herself out there. If that's your brand, I think you should know when to do it. I'm no longer talking about Sweetie,

but if that's your brand, Usher been famous longer than you've been. I'm no longer talking about Sweetie, but if that's your brand, Usher been famous longer than you've been a lot. And Usher's Usher. Usher is Usher. I'm not giving Usher the same energy that you're giving

somebody else. Yeah, I seen you be lit around Quavo. Respectfully, but he's Usher. She was lit around her boyfriend? Well, that wasn't

the point I was making, but if that's what you took. I'm just saying. Name somebody on the same star level that's not her boyfriend? Well, that wasn't the point I was making, but if that's what you took. I'm just saying. Name somebody on the same star level that's not her boyfriend. I wouldn't go for the boyfriend route. Winnie Harlow, though. One day.

One day. She slipped a jab, man. It is what it is. Did she? I'm talking about in the pot. Oh, okay. She slipped a jab, man. It is what it is. That's what you call it? Did she? I'm talking about in the pot. Oh. Oh, okay. Okay.

She did. Yeah. That was a mess. Did you see it? No. She was there with Kuzma. Yeah. And as Usher walked over.

That stupid fucking hat. She got up and sat on his lap. Okay, no, I saw that. Oh, you saw that? Yeah, yeah, no, I did. I saw that. I think he's tight. Usher's tight?

I don't think he's tight. I do. You know what them seats cost? It don't matter. It's still taken away from the organic whatever of the show. You don't come to my show and try to be seen. Yeah, yeah. Let me do it.

Let me be the showman. And. Not you. Participate. Participate in my show. I guess coming off the Kiki shit, you want to look the same. But look. How many seats is in that little strip where he walks through?

A few. All right. You said Winnie Harlow put that footage out, right? Yeah. I'm pretty sure he kept dancing and somebody else, they was doing what they do. Like, everybody ain't put it out. It was the same show, right? What do you mean?

Saweetie and Winnie Harlow. No. He had the same outfit on. Well, he wears that. He might wear that outfit. He wears it out. He wears an outfit. That's what I'm saying.

So that's what I'm saying. I'm coming through here doing my rounds anyway. Okay, you didn't participate. I keep moving. You did, you did, you did, you did. Like, this is part of the show. But you're recording, like, you're making your own.

Man, y'all go to the fucking Usher show and sit there and enjoy a phenomenal show by a world-class entertainer. We went to Bill Byrne and had to put our phones in the fucking thingamajiggy. Respect the entertainers, yo. I'm with that.

I mean, I know it costs a lot, but I like that at shows. Period. It costs, and it's hard to get black people phones away from them. So I get it. I get it how that could be a security issue downstairs.

Do you think that Winnie's response to all that was just basically like, yo, I'm not trying to catch the smoke that Kiki got? That was just an instant... Fam, you did what you're meant to. Sit down. But again, you don't have to do what Kiki did. Joe just An instant Fam you did With your man Sit down But again

You don't have to Do what Kiki did Joe was there With his girl Joe was there With his girl His girl didn't Catch no smoke

Usher went over Yo we good You don't have to Spin around With the You know what I mean I mean and again I don't even think

The spin around Was inappropriate I think that the Spin around When you naked Not naked Holding on on to you not like that all the extras in there I read something they said Kiki was selling some merch I skipped that one too oh no I'm a mother you know where I went immediately Deshawn's you went to Deshawn's what did they say was true or false no for real

the rollout I'm gonna sell some merch she announced her show off of that yeah it's true like i'm going here to make a movie to make something when we've been saying her name in blogs and shit let's call it what it is now go here i do this it's a big deal now i'm announcing the show and i got merch within a matter of 24 hours these celebrities be goofy fuck around had a boyfriend send a tweet out on purpose. All that shit. It's all goofy. Which is why every time I read something, I mean, y'all laugh when I say it, when I say everything's rolled out.

Everything is rolled out. What I really mean by that is, why is this happening right now? And what's coming right after it? Wope. Wope. Yo, keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there Until the next time

We bid you adieu Farewell Adios Arrivederci Hasta la vista Au revoir So long goodbye Peace love

Health wealth And prosperity Positive affirmations Remember life is a series of moments And moments past So kiss your neighbor Hug your neighbor tell your loved ones you love them And hold it down until our time is up man Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure

The stagnant women wanna travel The closed minded women want you to teach them things Grab you a Tylenol, you might be the one that need it Can I keep you in mind? Can I keep love? Baby, tell me why Rest in peace Michael K. Williams, who put me on to this song In LA, on one of them rooftops at a pool. He came in there with his squad. I was about to ask you, who is this record?

It's Gordon Banks and Chris Brown. Because I had a version, like, it was just Chris Brown. And this was like a record that he had worked on. It was supposed to have been coming out on the road. So I never heard this. I'm like, what is this? Yeah, no, this was a Gordon Banks. This is a remix.

But Gordon Banks, this song was popping with him alone for a long time. And then Chris jumped on it. But cult classic. Cult classic. Rest in peace, Michael K. Williams. I love you. Um.