The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 661 | "Listeners Don’t Care"

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

The JBP returns with a full docket as they begin with sharing their thoughts on the announcement that Usher will perform at halftime for Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas (24:28). Joe wants to discuss the weird obsession from the media over Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift (48:13), Kerry Washington reveals learning that her dad is not her biological father (1:25:28) which leads the pod to debate about parenting and requesting DNA tests (1:45:45), Beyoncé’s ‘Renaissance World Tour’ continues to be impressive (1:51:17), and Flip has a question for the pod on handling representation when they inflate your rates for extra money (2:02:14). Also, Pitbull & Drag-On are beefing (2:30:10), Flip responds to Tasha K’s recent comments about Joe & the Bionic Six (2:34:10), Parks is hype over his Dolphins (2:57:40), + MORE!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Adrian Marcel (feat. Wale) - “Waiting” Ice | Tyga, YG, & Lil Wayne - “Brand New” Parks | Nick Grant - “BRAVO” Ish | Jastin Martin - “Ends” Melyssa | Emotional Oranges - “Better Apart”

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Why y'all always think y'all can't call me

on being foul? That's foul when I come in with my thigh meat on. That's extra crazy. That's crazy. Niggas in the street be talking to me about that. They check you?

Yeah. And what's your response? I can't go get a little mint watermelon hookah without some nigga screaming from the opposite side. Yo, you know you foul for them shorts, Joe. Come on. Come on.

I get it. But hey, if they calling me to the carpet, I'm calling y'all to the carpet too. Fuck y'all talking about? It's cool. Fucking trophies. There's a lot of trophies left from ice. Them fucking potatoes.

If I had them in another color. I wear them again, right? Why I think why you're buying another color. No, that wasn't that one bought why you ain't get him in another color Crying the mail listen I just look like you got a good night's sleep on that new mattress. I'm not playing Oh, I'm not getting guys today with my phone. I got a phone. So y'all fuck me today. Oh shit Y'all want me to go home again? Y'all always want me to go home. Oh, man. Fuck out of here.

All right. Thought we had a guest. Huh? Thought we had a guest. Today? Some nigga in a nice black G-Wagon had my spot. That shit was fire. You seen it?

Nah. You got a spot? We got spots. We got spots, huh? Okay. That's some bullshit, Nah. You got a spot? We got spots. We got spots, huh? Okay. It's bullshit, man. You got spots. It's cool.

That's black people's problem right there. What? What? Entitlement? What spots y'all got? We got spots. Parking spots. We got parking spots.

That's like when the drug dealers say that it's they block, right? Yeah, basically. All right, got it. I know I see a spot. All right, got it. I know Ice is mine. He right next to him. Yeah. All right. The listeners don't care.

The listeners don't care about these fucking spots. How y'all doing, man? Good, man. I'm great. I started this part a little ashy, but I was like, you know what? I'm not mad at that. I kind of like that sometimes as a man,

get that manual work feel. Here you go, Melissa. I have lotion, you know what? I'm not mad at that. I kind of like that sometimes as a man. Get that manual work feel. Here you go, Melissa. I have lotion if you like. So do I, Miss Honey. You're not the only baddie in town. I mean, I just figured you might have forgotten. He got probably four different lotions. Yeah, why Melissa be playing with me?

They're different. Pierre Glossier and all that bullshit. Yeah, why you play with me? My bad, I got it all. You see me looking like this, it's by choice. And I get mad I go out with my platonic homegirls and leave my bag at home

thinking that they gonna have the girlies in their bag like lotion and shit. Yo, you got lotion? I don't know. It's your fucking dirty mutt. Dirty mutt hoe. Why y'all ain't got no,

why y'all ain't got the girly shit in your bag for real niggas? That's why you need your bag. But whatever. Listeners don't care. Listeners don'tas? That's why you need your bag. Well, whatever. Listeners don't care. Listeners don't care. It's fine. They don't.

I think that's my title. Hear that, Tanner? Listeners don't care. Listeners don't care. They don't give a fuck. How y'all feeling, man? Is you got that toothpaste on your hoodie? Like a big child at 50 don't know how to brush his teeth?

Missed his mouth? Missed his tongue? Big ass kid. Boy, he's so childish, yo. He was in a rush. He was in a rush. You know what's funny? Spin around toothbrush.

Spin around toothbrush. That is one of them awkward moments for me as a man. Like when I bend over to brush my teeth, and I'm finished. Because I be dressed. I'm stupid. I don't do it. You're supposed to do it. You're supposed to do it prior to.

Before you dress, but I don't do that. I get dressed and bend over, and now it's such an obstacle making sure that the water and the shit don't fall under your shirt. And then you can wash toothpaste like 17 times. That shit is not going to come out. It would not come off your clothes. That shit's annoying. Oh, my God.

You hear that out there? Toothpaste Chronicle. Only here on the JVP. They can relate. They can relate. Ryan, let me see, man. See if I got some inspiration. What inspiration do you have for us today?

I know you had some inspiration that you was going to start us off with. I thought so. I like it. It's coming in a future episode. It is. That nigga shelved you? He did. It's okay.

On a future episode. Well, I'm not used to people starting the Joe Budden podcast like in a way Joe Budden wouldn't. So like, I just did the request

last week. I took it. It was fly. Like sometimes I'll take it, but sometimes I got, you know what I mean? I totally feel like this is, it was so, it was super fly. No, it was fly. No, it was fly. Don't do that. Like sometimes I'll take it, but sometimes I got No, what's fly don't do that don't try to divide this couch It was like no you divided it by not playing was fly should play it if it's fly you should have played it

You should play it play it. Let's play it. What are their fly of you to found it first? No, it's my Fly either way It's like what you outvoted. It would have got flown today if you found it. We want you to play her shit. We want to hear it. I hate when, if it is anybody that don't need the victim alley-oop. I see what y'all are doing.

It's 50 on her own. She shoots from that. My girl Mel don't need that victim alley-oop. If he's about to play what I think he's going to play, I like this. No, I'm not. I got some shit about school. I got some shit about school that touches my soul.

You know I support anything that supports fuck school. Go ahead. For the next 240 years. Oh, shit. No. Yeah, I was lucky enough to have dropped out. Because I realized early on that these student loans are basically small business loans,

and the business is you, and you're maybe not such a great business. Look, if they call them small business loans, no 18-year-old kid would ever get the loan because it's a bad idea for a business. If you had to go to the bank, to the small business desk, and ask, be like, yeah, I'm gonna need $150,000, They'd be like, all right, what's your business idea?

All right, here's the idea. For the next four years, I'm going to get blackout drunk. But also I'm going to get a degree in sociology. Sociology? Psychology? Is that new? Yeah. They be like, get the fuck out of our bank. You're like, that's fine, I will, but just know that I did have a way to pay you guys back.

Just gonna give you $80 a month for the next 240 years. Yeah, I'm fucking up too. After the night. Oh, you know. Oh, you know. Nobody do that around me. I'm just a playboy. Ask my, for real

Ayy Who y'all thought I was starting with, huh? What they thought was going on? Energy up when I'm in the building Shout to the ladies Ayy That's right, man Big male in the building

Fuck these niggas talking about Ayy Situation The hardest of niggas Hit that situation What the fuck do you think I'm talking about? Hey! Situation. The hardest of niggas hit that situation. Hell yes. Every time. Come on, I don't care how many people y'all killed. In the far side, though, too.

How many, yeah, how many drugs you dealt. How many times you beat your dad up because he ran away. You hit that dead. Situation. He ran away. You hit that dance. Situation will arise in our lives, but you got to be smart about it. Oh, the dumbest of niggas. I said that right there.

Situation will arise in our lives, but you gotta be smart about it Celebrations with the guys I sacrificed I knew you could not sleep when I was by your side I love you, you are my girl See I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Girl, cause I'ma be alright tonight You don't have to come It's okay, girl Cause I'ma be alright tonight What song y'all think you're gonna be disappointed When Usher doesn't perform?

What song will he miss? We can't get all of them in Confessions Good Kisser I'll be mad if Let It Burn don't play Good Kisser is not getting played Well, it might It might for 10 seconds

Let It Burn fire You dying for a tongue kiss getting played. Boy, it might. Let it burn, but get paid is too slow. Good kisser? That shit is fire. And it's up to him. You dying for a tongue kiss. You lusty as hell, mama. What makes you think that I didn't get one this weekend? You lusty as hell, mama. Ain't nobody swaps saliva with you.

I think that my fucking temper. Ain't nobody swaps saliva with you. Hey! You was at a tongue kisser this weekend? A friend came to town. Hey! You was out here tongue kissing this weekend? A friend came in town. Hey! A friend! You did it your way.

Big Mel! Big Mel! Why you wearing that long coat, bitch? Hold up. In case y'all forgot who the fuck Big Mel was. A friend came in town in the rain.

That didn't mean the flight was delayed and everything. They still made it. Yo, that nigga traveling. Wait, what? Yo, wait, what? Four rainy days in a row? You might be pregnant.

Yo, this is pregnancy, mother nigga. Four rainy days in a row. You might be pregnant. This is pregnancy, nigga. Four rainy days. Now, you know what? Now, I'm closing the laptop for a minute. I'm closing the laptop for a minute. We'll get back to the intro in two seconds. Four days in a row, my nigga. You say whatever you want.

I'm on the same wavelength as Ish, only because look in the sky, man. It's up there. I know how it goes sometimes I know it does too it rained for four days straight hard storms hurricane ish

thunder weather report amber alert on the phone crazy shit going on but somehow this thirsty ass nigga this thirst bucket ass nigga that listened to the pod, I'm sure like a goof,

waited at the airport, was there three hours early for the flight like a nerd, got snacks, went to the little bar. Yeah, by itself. Probably was texting you from the airport. I made it safe.

Just got through TSA. He hooked down, delayed my flight. Looked a little gloomy. I had a little dress. Had a little suitcase on roller skates. Oh, man. Duh. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He probably had the people driving him through the shit. UTSA. Flight was delayed. That bitch ass nigga waited there for hours and hours.

I'm like, oh, Delta with another. He was talking to the agent. He was up there calling the shit an aircraft. When do you think the aircraft will be taking off? Yo, why are we haters like that? I want to support Mel. You feel that? I want to support Mel.

You feel all that? I want to support Mel. No, I did not. Oh, it's got more questions besides, are you pregnant? Oh, shit. Can I ask a question? Yes. Was that why you went to Philly?

Oh, I didn't go. Is that why you didn't go to Philly? Well, no, the rain is why I didn't go to Philly. Wait, so this... Philly had nothing to do with this. Where you laid up with, no, the rain is because of why I didn't go to Philly. Wait, so this... Philly had nothing to do with this. Where you laid up with this nigga in the rain?

I mean... Yeah, nigga. Isn't this the definition of cold weather? Yo, dog, shitty food. Yeah, but good movies. Oh, no. Good food.

Decent music. Y'all had a fire stick? Huh? Y'all loaded up the fire stick. According to her, she had a fire stick on Huh? Y'all loaded up the fire stick. According to her, she had a fire stick on right now.

Yeah. I think, all right, that's illegal. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I can say that.

Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. Oh, my God. Mel, you laid up with some nigga in the rain listening to the beautiful sound

at the window open. Yeah, music on. Such a lovely, it is such a lovely picture. You guys are painting. Oh my God, I'm so overprotective. She rushed out of here, you know, last part. I'm getting the fuck, I gotta go, I gotta date.

I gotta date. We was talking shit to you. Oh my God. You didn't even respond to the nigga. You usually stop and respond. Yeah, you fuckers, leave me alone. You gotta say whatever we want. You gotta fuck on and out. I gotta date. Hey, she ain't forget respond to the nigga. You usually stop and respond. Yeah, you fuckers. Leave me alone. You gotta say whatever we want. You gotta fuck on and out.

I got a date. Hey, she ain't forget the dog that day. No, she didn't. Come on, Daisy. Now. You guys are such haters. Holy shit. You had to come back and get the dog again.

You drove Daisy home? No lies. No. Not that day, Joe. Not that day. I did drop her off at home. You drove Daisy home? No.

What? I said, come on, Daisy. Let's go. She knew where I had to go. I saw her new friend over. And then drop her off at home. You drove Daisy home? No. What? I said, come on, Daisy. Let's go. She knew where to go. I saw her. New friend or old friend? And then I'm starting to pod. I know y'all hate when we grill Mel about her dating life, but that's why I hired a woman

partly. Old. Old. Make sense? New friend, old friend? Old, old. Old. Oh, yeah.

Could you possibly rewind that and come again? Old friend in there? Whatever. Come on, man. Oh, my God. Yo, yeah. Could you possibly rewind that and come again? Old friend in there, whatever. Come on, man. Oh, my God. Yo, Mel, something is up, Mel. You already know what that is, too? Right off the glass. No, no, no.

Right off the glass. Look. Right there. You ain't even got to do the fill out. You ain't got to do the awkward fill out period with a new nigga. None of that. This is. When he left.

He's still there, nigga. Shut up. Oh. Shut up. Oh. Is this your night? Wait, wait, wait. Shout out to the Young Unified, Big Mouth. Y'all forgot what you want. Thank you.

What y'all know about it? Say it, man. Super A! Shout out to Cam Magazine! Every magazine! My own bottle! Oh, she ain't doing that part. She my own bottle!

Tip juice, I keep you Bad girl! I hope y'all feeling good out there, feeling great! Not the bad girl! We ready to rock! If you're a bad girl! All of the love! Players, when you see me

Act like you know me I keep a dollar worth of dimes I don't care if it ain't easy For all my chicks in the club I'm tired of that club If you're a bad girl Get at me bad girl You work me baby

Shake it in the way I like I'm ready to be bad Oh, the bad girls were such a layup when this song was out. All of them just wanted to fuck when it played. I need a bad girl. Bad girl. Get at me, bad girl, bad, bad, get out of here, get out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Microphone check Fuck is going on out there You know who it is You know who we be

You know why we here You know when we here Fuck is going on out there Salute, salute Salute to the real niggas out there Shout out to the beautiful ladies out there Shout out to the ugly women that are listening too None of this is possible without either of you

Both groups matter Shout out to the niggas getting money Shout out to the broke just trying to pass time not doing that with their lives y'all matter too everybody matters here ying yang balance duality balance yes yes salute to all different groups and parties and and parties and conglomerates and subgroups, idiots, geniuses, creators, corporate slaves, free thinkers, the fucking dirty, dusty sheep hanging around with wolves and savages

attempting to blend in. Shout out to everyone. Salute to you all. How is my amazing cast doing today? Jesus Christ. We're doing well. Amazing. A sheep.

Fucking stupid ass sheep. Fucking masking themselves. You niggas look like y'all itch when I see y'all. What? None of the filters are helping. You niggas look like you need to fuck the itchy and scratchy in one. Niggas look like y'all use the seven in one body wash.

Nasty niggas. That fucking shiny hair won't save you, nigga. All right, what's up, man? What's up? Listen, now, I'll let the fans know there is threat. There is a potential threat of a docket lingering. Number two. I don't think it's me.

I don't think it's me, but I can go off at any point. But it might be someone else. We'll see how it goes as the broadcast progresses. I have been home all weekend watching The Dark Side of Comedy from Vice. I want to send my well wishes, warmth, and love out

to all of you comedians out there. I thought the rappers were bad. Y'all are a depressed group self-medicating and yeah, it's nuts. But anyway not to start dark. Mel's here, Flip is here, Ish is here, Freeze is here, Parks is here, Poe is here, Corey is here, Erickson is here,

Ian is here, Keeb is here, Gang is all here. How's everybody doing man? Talk to your beautiful fan bases. Fantastic. We well, we well. Who do you? You know this, you know this,. We will. It's good. Who do you? You know this. You know this is the call.

They know it. Pass that down. That nigga's still in town. What? And you try to trick us trying to come out dressed like a lady like you wasn't being unladylike this weekend. What? Yeah, I know how they do.

Are you kidding? I watch them get up and get dressed Monday morning, put on some fucking little slacks and the turtletot, a little black iron. I'm like, oh, my God. She has been swallowing cum for four days. Okay. Okay. All right, now.

I'm not talking about Mel. Man, oh, man. I'm not talking about Mel. I'm just saying, you'd be proud as a nigga that just fucked the shit out of them. I'm like, oh, look at her go. Still being productive after I destroyed her. Executive VP. Yeah, I know.

I know she was tired. She was VP. You'd be feeling bad. I was a rapper. I didn't have to get up to work. I was looking at them like, damn, look at her go. She is really getting it done,

showing up for her kids. Fucking, man, getting home, making lunches and shit. I just had her head underneath the bed. Giving orders. Yeah, working. She was taking orders all weekend. God, we was old.

We was old. Yeah, niggas is old. What the heck? You never role play? No. Look, working with you a few months, I just know how to shut him right down.

You know how to shut him right down. All you got to do is ask him some real shit about real life. No. Ice, you ever role play? Yeah. Parks? Yeah.

Mel? Yeah. Yeah for me. You? Oh, shit. I shouldn't have just assumed. Nah. Nah.

It's just too cool for the role play. It's just too cool to be role playing. I'm not dating a white girl without role playing. Nope. Nope. How does it wrong. I'm not dating a white girl without role. No, because his stupid role was in real life. He showed up for a job to fix a bitch's sink and end up fixing a sink. That's the plot to 90% of porns. Yeah, he really ended up fixing a sink. So that wasn't role playing for him.

He really got paid. That's stupid, yo. Stand over you when you. Anyway, go ahead. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, man. This thing is so stupid. That's my man right there. He caught a flashback. I love him, yo. He's crazy. when you anyway go oh my god oh my god man this thing is so stupid that's my man right there

he caught a flashback I love Bill Bill he's crazy he's stupid he's crazy what did we start with I don't even remember what I was talking about

what's up we good chilling shout to y'all out there with the overnight bag in your trunk man y'all know who I'm talking to shout to y'all

y'all the real y'all the real warriors listen that used to be I used to have one yeah I'll throw it right to that couch right in that van I used to definitely keep oh y'all talking about y'all the real warriors. Listen, that used to be it. I used to have one. Yeah. I'll throw it right to that couch. Right in that van.

I used to definitely keep one. Oh, y'all talking about y'all having one as men. Yeah. No, he's talking about the women that have overnight bags in the trunk. That's y'all real hoes. A man overnight bag makes you a big hoe. Y'all caught to that, right? Makes you hygienic.

Yeah. No, stop it. A hygienic hoe. What the fuck did you talk about? But you come off like a hoe. Nah. You don't think that aesthetic is hoe-like on a man? No.

A man with an overnight bag, honestly. No. No. All right, I'm asking the rest of the room. It says that you might get around a little bit. Flip. Yes. Mel.

I just think you're very well prepared. Yeah, that's it. See, that's a work in progress where we answer direct questions. We answered it. We getting better. All right, fine. I'm not staying here moving right along. See what happens?

I know when to move on. What's up? Stupid. I got some good sleep, too. Fuck out of here. Whole war weekend. Except for one night. Except for one night.

I was out. This nigga crazy. Do you want to tell us where you were? You spent the night out? No. Oh, shit. Yo. I don't do that. I don where you were? You spent the night out? No. Oh, shit. Yo. I don't do that.

That's all I have to say. I don't do that. No, I know that ain't really your bag. That's not your bag. That ain't mine. I don't spend the night out. Nah.

She act like a dude if I don't text her when I get home, but still. Spend the night out. Out where? I stopped going to girls' houses

at fucking 20. I know. That's why you ain't need an overnight bag. So y'all was using an overnight bag when you stayed at her house? Yeah, it's probably the overnight bag.

You don't need the overnight bag at your house. That's been nice. But how many days are you staying for for the nigga to need the overnight bag? Depending on who she is

and how good she comes. Oh, you was trying to lay up. Oh, you was dead. You was dead for a while. You know, operating niggas always Oh, you was trying to lay up. Oh, you was dead. You was dead for a while. Move operating niggas always lay up. They had to lay up. This nigga was moving in. Anybody turkey lasagna be different, my nigga.

True. What? No con, nothing. Yo. You the man. I stand on it. I seen it with my own eyes. You ain't got to do this for me.

I seen it. It's all right, dog. You got it, dog. No, you him. You got it. Turkey lasagna, man. No, you him. You got it. Turkey lasagna. No matter how clean the sheets is, you should be good. What?

Just make it short. No, I don't do that. Okay. No, we ain't doing that. All right. I tasted everybody's turkey lasagna during the pandemic. Oobie me that food, girl. Oobie, huh?

Yeah, look at your manly. I asked y'all how y'all weekend went, right? Our weekend is good. Hold on. So now our first topic is us. Yo, wait, wait, wait, nigga. Wait, nigga. Wait, nigga. I noticed something. When we get you, you got a way of really really

face-tied straight plane face like this. You segway out of shit real good. I don't be thinking the audience cares. They only care when it's us. Cyclops? The listeners don't like the listeners. The listeners don't care? They don't care.

I don't think that highly of myself to think the listeners care about that. He got out of that quick. Sometimes Uber. For the most part. Got some six-inch heels on. Oh, I'm not familiar with the good drivers. Oh, I don't know. Oh, okay.

Got you. I don't know. Let's move on. They listening. Go ahead and keep laughing. They don't care. They say nothing. You got it, bro.

What's up, man? Come on. Where do we start? Oh, we know where we start. Yeah, we know. Start with us, man. Come on, man. Come on. They say nothing. You got it, bro. What's up, man? Come on. Where do we start? Oh, we know where we start. We know. Start with Usher, man. Come on, man. Come on.

Usher more. Round of applause. Come on. Usher and now. Yeah, we'll need that. Yeah, we'll need it. Real round of applause. As the Super Bowl halftime performer.

Go ahead. Get your missing phone. No. I mean, shit. That's what we're clapping for. Usher was just announced as the Super Bowl halftime performer. They got to chill out. They got to chill out with the, whatchamacallits, though.

What the jokes? I seen about 50 different niggas do the... Oh, the skit? Yo. Oh, yeah, yeah. Put that on everything. Oh! I saw...

I seen 77 of them. Dion, Xander. Marshall. Yeah, everybody. Marshall, yeah. Everybody. You're talking about how it was announced where they used the beginning from Confessions 1 and everybody inserted

their different piece to respond to it. I thought that was brilliant. It was fire. It was fire. And the fact that you saw it that many times says it was brilliant.

Somebody behind the scenes is high-fiving that that marketing was a layup like that. Yes. But the dope shit is I wonder if they because some of the people

they really, you know what I'm saying? Who did you think was the best? I thought Marshawn Lynch was the best. I like Dion's. Them two. Probably them two were the best that I saw. But I wonder if behind the scenes they reached out to

them prior to. You know what I'm saying? Because as soon as the announcement came, they just flooded the airwaves with that shit. So three, to them prior to you know what I'm saying because as soon as the announcement came they just flooded the airwaves with that shit so 3-4 days prior to they were well prepared congrats again from Jay Z oh man

I didn't well I mean you know me and the big homie we talk often but when I got this call and he said it's time it's magic time you know it's it's time for you to have that moment i'm like what what you talking about he's like the super bowl like oh you ready absolutely but no question yeah it was like this was destined to happen i think that everything that led up to that moment going to las vegas for my vegas residency for the last two years the legacy obviously that is the music the celebration of entertainment in that

place it's a city of lights you know it's always been a place where you know entertainers go and find love and passion and drugs and escorts and charges and once y'all start getting into your press kit bag i'm out of there all, but y'all get the point. What a call. What a call to receive. No shocker to me on this one. He's already in Vegas. The only shocker to me,

remember when the Lizzo situation happened and then they put out that little list of people and they were like, they took her name off of consideration. Off of consideration, yeah. His name, yeah, I didn't think she was ever on there, but his name wasn't on that list

at that time, and I was just... That's the shocker. That's it. Everybody was saying this should have been Usher from the movie. You cut me off

to talk about some Lizzo shit. What the fuck is he talking about? No, nigga. I'm talking Lizzo. Shock, nigga. I feel like at that time, he already had it in the bag, and that list was bullshit.

Yeah. Mm-hmm was bullshit. Yeah. You know? It's the smoke and mirror shit. Say it. What? Melonfo. I'm not. It's just my opinion.

I feel like he knew that they were going to have him. It just seemed like there was a whole campaign. Now that's real shit. Huh? Yeah. There was a whole campaign to have him as the halftime performer. Yeah, I didn't buy any of the announcement shit for one second. I thought that for the last two years, I think Usher's been in Vegas for two years now.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think that was all a plan. I think somebody might have even told him to work toward this Vegas Super Bowl when Dr. Dre and them was doing the Super Bowl. So when Hov calls and says it's magic time, it's not just magic time out of the blue. We had talks. When I went to see Usher, though, in Vegas, beautiful show, beautiful building.

But if you're a huge fan of Usher and you look around, you say, eh, 5,000, 6,000, how many 6,000 this hold? It is odd. It is odd for an artist of his magnitude to just do that one venue with that capacity. That was weird. The residency is how many nights and how often he's doing it, though. You get what I'm saying? Even with the residency. He's still hitting it.

Yeah, but this was the loudest residency you've seen residencies aren't normally so loud when you say loud what you mean i mean we saw a press about it every show he had a social media team clipping shit up they were paying blog sites to post these things it was giving celebrities with hot girlfriends for receipts. Yeah, it seemed this was a calculated operation that worked. And the residency

was a way for him to build up a level of stamina for the halftime show, I think. Even that, I think people needed to see him. Yeah, I think he had been in a tuck for a minute and the residency shit just reminded people, this see him yeah yeah I think he had been like in a tuck for a minute people in the residency shit just reminded people like this is who the fuck I am all of the roller skating around all of the hanging with the younger acts like that's true I want to highlight

it because the job that him and his people have done for the last two years talk about reverse engineering like talk about having a goal and working toward it. We know that for legacy acts, the Super Bowl halftime performance is a big thing. And Usher, I think I might have even heard him say before, this is on the bucket list for me. Like, that's what's missing from my,

you know. And now you start looking at the conversations about him and his contemporaries differently, right? Because before it was, Usher, Chris Brown, Usher, Chris Brown. This is part of what helps create separation. For sure. I just want to applaud him. A lot of his contemporaries will probably not get that look for whatever reason.

And then I thought, then I'm like, damn, do you crush it and maybe try to bring, get Chris cleared to do a song? I don't know if he can be cleared. That's what I thought. That thought crossed my mind, but I don't think he would do it. If he can be cleared, if it was y'all, would y'all share y'all moment that way? I don't know. It depends on their relationship. I think if he's my little bro and I'm tired of people putting him in the background.

I'm asking you. Didn't they just have a fight? You love him. Didn't they just have a fight? I'll give you a say. But they might have had a fight and brothers might have made up yeah true brothers fight you know I'm asking y'all would y'all share y'all moment like that period with somebody you had a great relationship with yes yeah I would especially if I want the world to stop blackballing him yeah I'm gonna give him the shine on the stage and I'll take the heat he ain't gonna get that much heat though because he's in position he's already established he could take the heat and he'll just if i'm reason i want to be clear i don't know if he would have that option though

he may not i don't know if the nfl and apple music would be like pro bring out anybody you know what i mean all the all the powers that be in this situation a lot of people have to sign off on that and you're right. Not happening. Yeah. But to your, do you think he's bringing anybody out? Do you think he needs to? He don't really need to. He don't have to.

No. I can't see him not bringing out Ludacris Lil Jon. Those two are the ones. For me, Ludacris Lil Jon, he's going to do year. Absolutely. He's going to do year He's gonna do Yeah Absolutely And he's gonna do One of the songs

That Luda is on Yeah And what's the other one That you just started with You don't have to call Yeah He's not doing that version Nah I don't think he'll do that

If he's doing something with Luda It'll be Lovers and Friends No But Too Slow It's Too Slow It's Too Slow He's definitely doing Yeah So

Yeah it's happening I think... Why are you saying it's too slow? Let it burn. Slow songs are going to happen. Yeah, Prince... Slow songs are going to happen. Didn't Prince do Purple Rain?

It was slow. The most iconic... Hold up, yeah. Fire. Don't just do that. No, not fire. No, not fire. It's amazing.

Bruno Mars was fire. It fucking rained. Purple Rain. I got it. I love it. I watched it. It was Purple Rain. Watch your fucking dude. Purple rain. I got it. I love it. I watched it. It was purple rain. Watch your fucking mouth.

I'm just responding to her saying it's too slow. I don't care. Prince Rogers Nelson, nigga. But that's different. Tell me why it's different, man. Just purple rain was just different. With the rain and the... And the boulder guitar.

Stop. I think it's just different. Y'all think that Usher's not performing nice and slow at the Super Bowl? He definitely not. No. I don't think so. I think he's performing Let It Burn, though. He's doing it.her's not performing nice and slow at the Super Bowl? He definitely not. I don't think so. I think he's performing Let It Burn, though. He's doing this. He's not doing this.

Nice and slow is coming on. What is it, 12 minutes, 15 minutes? It's about 15 minutes. It's about 12, 15. I made one song. I didn't do none of these songs. You might get your hook or something. It might not be the whole verse and chorus.

You might get your hook. That arena is going to get, that stadium is going to get a chance to say, it's seven o'clock on the dot. Yes. I'm in my drop top cruising the streets.

It might be the opening fucking song. Are y'all out of your minds? Now, he might not get in the let it burn. That's a good point. And moving mountains and other slow joints. No mountains coming up.

Yeah, ain't going to be no mountains. Nice and slow is joints. No mountains coming up. There ain't going to be no mountains. Nice and slow is playing. Superstar might be playing. Now, the rest of them, I think you get your hits. Because this is about the hits. It's all hits. Which is some of the Usher records that I'm not really the biggest fan of. I didn't love My Boo the way that everybody else did.

What's the name? That's coming on. My Boo, Caught Up. I'm the kind of brother. Caught Up. I ain't like it. No, nigga. Never doing it my way, getting my friend for years. He does that shit.

Am I correct? Come on. You didn't like my boo for real? I didn't like it like everybody else did. I wasn't a fan either. But loved that record. I wasn't. We're going to get to you loving that record in two seconds. That's fine. We're going to get right to you loving that record.

Don't run from it. Run from what? Stand up in it. We just talked about that outside. We stand on 10 toes down. What the fuck is y'all talking about? I'm with him. I'm just trying to picture.

I like my move. I'm just trying to picture this scene when we're in Vegas watching the Dolphins and the 49ers face off in the Super Bowl. And in the middle, we get to see Usher Raymond perform all of his classics. Then Rem's going to say, boo, wake up. We got to go. Wake up. And you're going to be fucked up.

My bad. Hey, man. We're getting to you, too. That's fine. Everybody's in a rush. Hey, y'all, we're going to be all day. We're going to be all day day we're getting to you i have resistance for all of that shit i thought y'all was gonna come in here okay yeah fuck out here we ain't going on some dolphins ria i'm on you okay

i almost thought about going to bed on the niners, but we're not doing football right now. Oh, shit. So what records? Yeah, all of the fast joints. My Way, fucking, you don't have to call. The fast joints is coming out. All of the fast joints. I can't think of his catalog right now. My brain is drawing a blank. Your brain is your age.

It's not drawing a blank. That's just your brain now. Oh, my God, it's happening. Climax is happening. Yeah, probably. Climax is happening. But that might be hard to do. His album is also dropping that day.

Climax. Climax is such a slow, long build. He's doing it. He's doing a verse. He'll factor it in, like midway point. You know they do the little rearrangements with the the Broadway show shits

you know what I'm talking about they always got the shum shums shum shums they'll figure out that's a little transition trick I know how they do it I got him doing a verse

of a lot of shit yeah new shit no no I don't think so his album's dropping that day which is so smart.

Glue is too slow. It's too new. Good, good. He might try to do one of the, he might try to do Good, Good because it's a dance record. Or Boyfriend. Boyfriend.

One of those is the dance, the fast dance record. He's going to try to sneak one of those in. If his album is coming out, I would. If his album's coming out that Sunday.

That Sunday. Is this speculation or No No It's been announced Album is called Coming Home I believe it is I never understood Why other acts

Never did that That were performing At the Super Bowl I'm dropping Sunday The Weeknd did it But what he did was He dropped A Greatest Hits

Not a new project A new But a charting I'm sure Yeah And it was everything That I'm performing It was damn near the set list dropped a greatest hits scene. Not a new project. A new project. I'm sure. Yeah. And it was everything that I'm performing. It was damn near the set list.

Well, that's usually what happens, right? It's when someone does a Super Bowl halftime, all their shit blows up and turns. By like 800%. I'm going to give you

a new project. So they gave you a nice clean package of these are the ones. Go ahead. Have a blast. I still have not seen a greater album release

in the last 10 to 15 years than the Beyonce surprise album that I was in Cincinnati for when it dropped. That one. That stopped the world. It stopped time. It did. That was the greatest shit. Word.

And that was a true surprise. And changed everything after. And nobody really knew that shit was coming. Yeah, that was a real one. That wasn't a rumbling at all. Yo, my album drops tomorrow. My album drops midnight. That shit was, yo, it's a new Beyonce album out.

They couldn't believe it in the strip club. Like, wait, what? A fight might have been on. For real. That was some real shit. Videos for everything. They killed that. That was the flyest shit.

And she was talking that shit. Yeah, it was a great album. She was talking that other shit. And she was talking that shit. Yeah, it was a great album. She was talking that other shit. But this is how you picture it should be. You agree with the Sunday drop? Yes. As opposed to the Friday? Hell yeah.

Absolutely. Why? It's the Super Bowl. No, I'm saying as opposed to the Friday. Because after the game goes off, after the Dolphins win, I'm going to want to hear it. I want to hear it. At halftime. I want to usher high at that point.

There's going to be music heads. The younger room with the game on is going to have maybe that the music lovers. More importantly, the women that just sat through this shit are going to be like, put that fucking usher on. And you're going to be like, yeah, I'm going to put the usher on because

now we want to hear we had a couple drinks. We had a good time and we're trying to catch the people that the commercials work on. we're trying to catch the people that the commercials work on. We're trying to catch this extra 80 million people that we wouldn't normally have the window to. If you're going to act, act now. It's like last year when they put that moving little square up there and I thought the TV broke on the commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then the numbers came back on the people that actually clicked to see what that show. It worked. It worked. I forgot that. That was genius. Who back on the people that actually clicked to see what that shit. It worked. It worked. I forgot that. That was fly. Who said on the fucking remote? Genius.

Yeah, they tried to kill me in my house when that commercial came on. But I'm just really happy for Usher. I think it's well-deserved. I think he has the catalog for it. I think he has the cachet for it. I think he's worked for it. He's earned that shit. I can't wait to hear the new album.

I'm just excited for not only him, but everybody in his camp that worked on this. I can't wait to see the performance. I think it's going to be like roller skating heavy. He's going to show his ass. That seems to be his brand, so I wouldn't be shocked. I'm really excited about it. This is one of the more

anticipated halftimes I can remember. That was a lot of the residency became like a like for the people that didn't see the residency Pre-rollout.

Yeah, it's pre-rollout. I was like, yo, I gotta catch I've been hearing about this shit for the last two years. Oh, I'm definitely catching this. Okay. Do you think he plays

into his bring someone's fine girlfriend on stage antics? No. No, no, no. Not for you. That's small league shit.

It's time to show something else now. Who I am. Usher, I think your only job is to beat Bruno Mars. That is the last R&B performed. I'm not counting Beyonce. Word. How you put this new shit on Vine, bro? Press it, hold it.

That's some news. Shit, man. I like this new phone. I do, too. I do. She's light. Nice. I like this new phone, yo. This shit way lighter than my old shit.

I don't even talk. My fingers feeling better and shit? Oh, my God. It's so great on my pinky now. Yeah. Honestly. I don't even deal with My fingers feeling better and shit? Oh, my God. It's so great on my pinky now. Yeah. Honestly. I don't even deal with niggas that got their 14 and below. Yikes.

Yeah, they still got lightning plugs and shit. I don't even talk to them. What does that flat shit called? I don't know. Way back though. Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars is the R&B act in recent years that really just set it off. True.

He really did. Yeah, so I think you have to beat that. It was to the point where people was like, yo, y'all can get Bruno Mars back next year and we will be fine with it. That's how fire that was.

You know, he did his thing. He did. The stage show was amazing. Yeah, but Usher time. No, it's Usher time now. It's Usher time. No, it's going to be one for the books.

Come on, you better moonwalk. Do all that shit. All that shit. All that circle shit you do. Hey, call Chris Brown if you pieced it up. Yeah. Tell him to teach you how to backflip on beat and land at the snare or the drum, the one. Land on the one.

With the skates on. That was the flyest shit we ever saw. Yeah, he killed that, though. Come on, Chris. March Madness shit? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the flyest shit ever. You got to do that.

If you do that with skates on. Sober. You're the Don Donner? Sober. You got it. The king. That's it.est shit ever. You got to do that. If you do that with skates on. Sober. You're the Don Dada? Sober. You got it. That's it. That's it. I'm with you.

Stupid, yo. Happy foster, man. Word. And I think the black community needed this. Seriously. I ain't going to lie. It did. I think we did.

Like, that shit felt. When you cut your phone on in the morning, it was like, oh, shit. Yeah, OK. It felt good. You felt proud. It felt like reparations a little bit, oh, yeah, okay. I felt good. You felt proud. Yeah, like reparations a little bit.

Like, all right, one of us got what we deserved. Man, we just had hip hop at the Super Bowl halftime show. We've been eating for the halftime

for a minute, bro. And we had Rihanna. Rihanna. Now, both of these performances maybe left some... Something to be desired? A little bit. That's the nice way to say it.

Yeah. Really? I like Drake. Half of them niggas during that... During what? What? During what?

The Drake... Half of them niggas during that West... Come on. That shit was fire, man. That shit was fire. And that's hate. That's hate.

That's not hate. That's hate. It was dope. I liked it. What you ain't like about it? The actual, like, the set design was fire, but the performance itself was not as exciting. Well, I think Usher will bring. You know what?

I found a way to say it. There were a lot of people on that stage that would not be there as an individual usher you know deserves to be there as an individual yeah that shit was cool for the whole West Coast committee committee or performance thing with Kendrick the set design that was cool Rihanna is Rihanna, so you know why Rihanna is there. That one just got an asterisk. Which one? Rihanna, just because she was pregnant. Respectfully. She couldn't give

us what she's capable of. While black people was jumping for joy with both of those, this one feels entirely different for me. I see what you're saying. I would agree. It feels good in my spirit. Yeah. When I saw it, literally, I was like happy.

I feel different. The way I was describing that is what I saw when I saw Dre, Snoop. I felt the same way as I saw you. Ken Dre. Because your circle's not broadened. Oh, man, it's cool. Sadat. Pause.

And pause. That was crazy. That was crazy. Your circle. Circle is not broadened. That's disgusting when you was crazy. Your circle. Circle is not broad enough. That's disgusting when you think about it like that. It's terrible. Shout out to Asha.

Shout out to Asha, man. My algorithm, because I support the whole community now, is showing me like bodybuilder gay couples. What? That shit is interesting. Listen to this. That shit is interesting listen to this that shit is interesting let me tell you something if you think about it

somebody sent me some shit this is a true story somebody sent me some shit and said yo what's up with your man and I'm like what are you talking about they said you opened up

the thing I said yeah it was a nigga opened up the thing it was a dude getting out the pool ripped up body crazy

Joe under there liking the shit his body was crazy his body was crazy yo pool ripped up body crazy Joe under there like initiative well who decided his body was crazy appreciate somebody that got a nice you liked it did you Did you like this? No. You ain't like this. You're not supposed to get out the pool slow with the water dripping off his head. Water dripping all over his body. There are rules to not come up under there with the hearts. There are rules to liking videos.

He's right. Yo, Joe under there with the mic. You got to salute them niggas. Somebody said that to me. He was trying to run the circle. Who are these loser niggas that you talk to? Yo, it was one of the things. That's not such losership to me.

No lie, they do. What did you like about the video? Everything. What, the pool part? Yo, be clear. Be clear. We do what we do. I don't know if y'all joking, if y'all serious.

I don't know if we trolling. Magneto, I'm going to get it back. For all the people that like the text ish about my life, you bitch ass niggas. I like transgender pictures. I like lesbian pictures. I like gay men, male pictures. I'm friends with a bunch of them. Y'all niggas suck my dick.

What the fuck is y'all talking about? Okay, if you're friends with a gay man and you like his pictures. There's nothing wrong with that. Fuck Hollywood Unlocked. They took that same picture and put it up on their shit. It's the nigga. And he clearly is getting... It's like he said, the nigga's getting out there, I ain't looking at him like that.

Who the fuck did you see me doing that? As somebody that wants to be healthier and train better, some of these niggas be doing some home workout shit that I think is fly. So I follow him. That's true. No, that's true. He's one of the niggas. So you just like what I'm really looking at?

No, I like that. I support that. He was walking out the water with his speedo on. I ain't think about that. No, no, no. He had his speedo on. Yo, hold on. He had his speedo on.

He was coming out the water like that. Joe, Joe, take your like back. Go take your like back right now. No, dog. You my man. You ain't supposed to like videos like that. You know that. Why?

Because he's coming out with the speedo. That's not your man. That's not your friend. Man, I'm not looking at it like that. What are you looking at? What about it? He not doing pull-ups and planks. Exactly.

He's getting out the water in slow motion with muscles. Hey, check this out. I'm going to support my people the way I support them. A little double tap. Don't take nothing away from my day. And y'all support the killers and whoever y'all want to support. You're going to put down

the killer community. I'm done with this. You're going to put down the killer community. You're going to put us down. The fuck? Now they don't even remember where we was going. You said putting down

the killer community. Yeah. The fuck? Oh, man. What were we talking about? You were talking about your support of the community. Y'all feel a little cold in here?

Yeah. You should put it on 70. Yeah. Yeah, 70. It's a good number. It was at 64, Smarty Pants. Doing that smug shit he doing pants Doing that smug shit he doing Doing that smug shit he doing

That's not smug Parks is so smug Put it on 70 70 I know you're trying to be funny Yeah I'm so tired of this nigga Oh That's what I'm talking

Parks Yes Dolphins The Dolphins Even I know what that's about 70 Yo he has gotta be stopped Nah

Not today He's gotta be stopped I'm surprised you today. He's got to be stopped. I'm surprised you ain't coming here with the shirt on. I kind of forgot, actually. All right, so let's all forget this. We're getting to the Dolphins. I do want to stay on football. Speaking of communities I support, y'all know I support the baddies.

I do. So normally I wouldn't even bring this to y'all direction But because the young lady is someone that I have followed and supported And she is a fine young lady Travis Kelsey's ex Oh, I thought you were talking about Taylor Well, that's what I want to talk about A lot has been weird about this

So I'll try to paint the timeline I'll start with bill belichick has a statement about travis kelsey and taylor swift that's weird he looks like a swifty that's weird even if he was i feel like we wouldn't know about it if bill was a swifty but anyway cool all week long heading up leading up to the game, all of the analysts and the experts and everybody everywhere kept teasing toward Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey

dating. I'm home, not a Swifty. Like, why does everybody give a fuck about this? I know this girl's a big deal. Everywhere she goes, they keep the camera on her to show like a Taylor Swift reaction everywhere. But that's really annoying if you're not a huge Taylor Swift fan but fine then Jason Kelsey

went on Pat McAfee's show and almost like teased to Travis and her being a thing and maybe she's coming to Arrowhead then it was the Travis quote directly after that that said when I saw her

at Arrowhead, I said, hey, maybe you'll come to Arrowhead to support me one day. Right? So then all week that was the fuss. Then Taylor Swift

gets to the game. They keep the camera on her the entire fucking game. Boy, is that white woman annoying. She's annoying to watch for me. She's too long and lanky. You know how like when the fucking, what was the name of the old slinky toy that you just throw it and it goes to the bottom and it comes back? Remember when he used to lose control of it?

That's what she looked like. When you lose control of the slinky thing. Nah, she looked like the shit they have Of the slinky thing Nah she look like the The shit they have At the car At the car dealership The big dude Like the Gumby thing

Yeah the Gumby air thing That's blowing all around On the way the arm Yes Jesus That's how she look Travis Kelsey Fantasy owners

Had to be happy You know he about to go off In front of this woman He did 69 yards. You a freak ass boy. You a freak ass boy, Travis Kelsey. He took a knee after 68. Yeah, 69 yards.

You disgusting, but it's cool. It's cool. Anyway, the Chiefs won in heroic fashion. It was beautiful. They blew him out. But all of the fuss after the game was Travis Kelsey cutting off his beard and having just the mechanic white boy mustache cop stash state trooper yeah the state trooper mustache now that he's got Taylor Swift at the game him and Pat Mahomes down there pointing up

at the skybox like two doofy ass niggas that ain't never been around nothing nice before. They was really excited. You know Pat's a Swifty. Waving from the game. He gives big Swifty vibes. Jackson Mahomes scaling the stadium trying to TikTok with fucking Taylor Swift stupid ass Mahomes. There's only one of the Mahomes is fly. And him is still a little. He's just nicer what he does.

But them niggas is goofy anyways Taylor Swift boosts Travis Kelsey jersey sales 400 percent oh shit he gains a whole bunch of followers across his socials his outfit that he was wearing which is his own outfit that was called I'm freestyling right now let's say it was called the fly suit. When Taylor Swift got to the game, they changed it to whatever her song title, album title, 1916 fly suit or some shit. And now all of the Swifties came and purchased this.

It was the highest searched sweatsuit on Sunday. It was craziness. And then the fans got in his ex's socials and just shitted on her talking about you lost one you fumbled the bag blah blah blah blah blah but it was split because there was another side that said Travis Kelsey has downgraded big time from this beautiful black woman to this skinny, frail, tall, billionaire, geeky, screech, saved by the bell face looking Taylor Swift. I couldn't wait to come in today to ask my amazing, prestigious cast this very direct question. prestigious cast this very direct question did Travis Kelsey downgrade by going from the beautiful black ex to the billionaire white Gumby slinky girl I say no he did not. Why? The great white hope. Jesus Christ.

He wasn't white. No, she. She's a great white hope. I feel like, yes, his ex is beautiful. I saw a picture of her. She's amazing. Sometimes, man, you know, in the dating scene you have to level up

he didn't down he downgrade look wise cause she's slim and all the ones for luptuous no he didn't downgrade nigga he

he upgraded yeah financially he upgraded I only can't buy love Flip fuck all that let him finish

please fuck all that we not looking for you not them niggas ain't looking for love come on. Fuck all that. Let him finish. Please, let him finish. Fuck all that. We not looking for it. Them niggas ain't looking for love. Come on, stop. No, but you please go. Please finish.

I want to hear every word of what you're saying clearly and uninterrupted. He upgraded optically. I said what I said. I feel he upgraded. Period. Mel? No, go ahead. Go ahead. We want to pass

the buck around here boy nah do y'all know how excited I get when I'm home and I come across a topic where I feel

like I got y'all niggas not got y'all like I'm right and y'all wrong but got y'all like yeah you gotta

answer this one there's no that escapability shit y'all do you kinda gotta answer hey did he did he downgrade I'm going out the mouth it's so direct You can't. There's no, that escapability shit y'all do. You kind of got to answer. Hey, did he downgrade? I'm going after Mel.

It's so direct. It's so direct. So in a very roundabout way, I'm going to get to my answer. There's this private. No, you're not. Yes, I am. There's this private gym in LA called The Bank. And if you look up the Instagram page, it's only the baddest chicks in there.

That's it. Only women. The bank. The bank. And Kayla Nicole was one of those girls. Stunning's not the word for her. I mean, in real life, she's gorgeous in pictures,

but in real life, Jesus Christ. Downgrade. Downgrade. Downgrade? Yes. Can I answer now? Two things. One, we don't know nothing about that girl.

She could be a pain in the ass. She could be a headache. She could be annoying. She could be insecure. She could be a whole bunch of shit that you don't want to deal with. One. Two, most importantly, she don't have to look better than you to be an upgrade. It's just looks.

Looks come and go. I feel like that's all we're judging the conversation on. But that's where it's wrong at. Yeah. I agree. Okay, agreed. No, no, no. Mel, I'm on your side.

So one thing we're going to do is not agree with them. Even if we agree, we're not going to tell them that to strengthen any point that they're trying to make. Back at you, nigga. Fuck out of here.

The fuck are you talking about? But I do want to say this one thing. She sold out on the first one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do want to say the most frustrating part of this is the fact that they broke up a long time ago. Like, it wasn't yesterday. It wasn't a week ago.

It wasn't even a month ago. It was like a year ago. I want to challenge some of that shit he said go ahead all speculation of course we don't know these people well we do know well anyway all speculative i assume watching kayla and travis right that I do know a few things about her. She has been quiet this entire time. Even through Travis Kelsey scandal, she was quiet when she left because he did whatever the fuck he did. He was sad.

OK, he was visibly sad he got his big contract I want to say that same summer and still looked sad everybody told him to go get his girl I think when you see something like that from a relationship standpoint that's enough to assume the girl has some qualities that are redeemable what do you have and I didn't even want to bring that up. What do you say to that? I say you definitely, if the qualities weren't there, I don't think there would have been a relationship to begin with. Okay, so I don't go off what you're saying about we don't know nothing about this girl. I know that you was head over heels for a very long time.

Have you ever been head over heels and then fell out of love with somebody and then you couldn't stand them no more? Have you ever been head over heels over the over the girl now looking back you regret it that has happened before okay so back to i was only refuting the part about we don't know nothing about the girl that's one two no i ain't done with this nigga i'm on him you was agreeing and shit no no no hold on we gotta stay in unify yeah let me give you a little more time i got this nigga also what was your second point? What was that second point you made?

She don't have to look better than you to be an upgrade. Well, stop. That's where. He's right. He's wrong. He's right. He's right. 100% right.

He's wrong. You said he's wrong? No, I'm saying he's wrong. Tell us why. Y'all are saying he's right. I wanted to bring this to flip. If y'all believe that, then you have to stay on that side of the fence. Because too many times I hear the men say,

and Kevin Samuels, and everybody who supports just man shit say, we don't care how much money this girl is making. I never said that about the money. I never said nothing about money. In my examples, I never mentioned money. That was Flip. I said she don't have to look better than you. Then I that to you thank you no i ain't thank you i'm refuting

that shit no i hate you but i don't want to hear about her i don't want to hear about her billionaire status because men always say yo i don't care about how much money the girl make especially when you got your own bag so i don't want to hear about you being a billionaire i'm talking about her qualities yes that's all i just saying, because all everybody is saying about this girl is look at her and look at Taylor Swift. So they're saying he downgraded based off of looks. I agree. I'm saying that she could do so much more for this nigga.

And she look less annoying than Taylor Swift. We don't know that. And she look like she talk a lot less and get a little more submissive than Taylor Swift. She was mad quiet in the gym. That's than Taylor Swift. I'm just assuming shit. She was mad quiet in the gym. That's all it is. I'm just assuming shit. That's all it is.

Yeah, but I'm here to do it. That's all it is. Yeah, man. Downgrade. I'm just saying, with the looks of something. Boom! Hey, salute. Boom!

Hold on, hold on, hold on. By him? I mean, he was- Tired of white men using beautiful black women as an entryway to some shit. Yeah. Oh, you- Why you not mad at Hunter? Yeah.

Oh, you're a play panda, yo. Why you not mad at Hunter? What's up? Why Oh, you're playing. Why you not mad at Hunter? Yeah. Oh, you're playing Panda, yo. Why you not mad at Hunter? What's up? You a bitch. Why you not mad at Hunter? Why you not mad at Kayla? She sold out, nigga. What?

Sold out. Uh-oh. She sold out in the first place. Good for you. You sold out in the first place. Look at Cam on me. She sold out. She sold out in the first place.

Get with that white ass. Good for you. He went with the great white ho, Taylor Swift. Now you sit there and fucking eat hogging dogs all day and be sad while the niggas troll your account. So wait, hold on. And you sit there and fucking eat hogging dogs all day and be sad while the niggas troll your account. Wait, wait, wait. And you fired him.

Wait, question, question. You invited him here into our group. Now you cut his beard looking like fucking Robocop pops. Good for you. So she's a sellout because she's a black girl

who dated a white boy? That's what I said. I'm on some ignorant shit. Yes, today I am. I'm being ignorant. Yes, she's a sellout. I'm saying she's sold out By dating this white man

There's a lot of brothers That play football So I have a question Is Is Is Ish a sellout? That's my man So I'm not commenting

On his personal relationship I think that'd be inappropriate At the job To comment on his personal relationship I just I just want to make a distinction That's fire That's true

I just have to I just have to Don't try to jam That was fire man Salute You said be a sellout Because we called you a sellout too When we found out that you was In love with Bob Rocha That's fire. That's true. I just have to. I just have to. That was fire, man. Salute. You sent me a shitter. Because we called you a sellout, too,

when we found out that you was in love with Bob Rocha from NASCAR. We called you a sellout, so. Yeah, you like white. You like that white peen, too. Well, are my parents sellout because I'm a product? Yes. OK.

Joe, you can't say. Yes. No. Jesus Christ. You can't say. You can't say. You can't say. What the fuck are you doing? You see it blinking? You see it? It's blinking. You can't say no. Jesus Christ. You can't say no. She can't signal with fucking horns.

You see it blinking? You see it? It's blinking. I can't believe you're there. She's goddamn signal horn. Parks, how do you feel about this? Being married to a black queen, how do you feel about this conversation and the direction

that it's taken? It's taken a weird left. I mean, I'm going to be honest. It's taken a weird left. It's a mess, sir. I'm trying to get back in the right lane here. If we don't mind. Visual downgrade. Of course.

Social status upgrade. Big, big. See, when men say that, I think that if you want to be real, a man saying that is nuts. I'm not talking about parks. A man going into any dating scenario and thinking, hearing his voice in his head saying, I win.

I know. What is it? Let's say he was... Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. In the social world. I get up if I date her. I just read an article where she said that he never spent money on them while they were dating.

He didn't spend money on her while they were dating. Let's say this, though. Let's say. I've spoken. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, bro. I've dealt with some of the more. I've dealt with some famous women.

Never going into that. Let's say. Did I say. Hey, yo. Ooh, my social status goes up. Let's say he was sad. Like, why would a man think like that? But we think that.

Let's say. You're looking skeptical in the face right that. Let's say he was. And she looking skeptical in the face right now. Let's say he was sad. The slap in the face would be Taylor Swift. Fuck out of here. Let's say he was sad. Let's say that she hurt him. The slap in the face would be Taylor Swift.

He might like skinny butts. Yeah. Skinny what? Mutt? Butts. Oh. The word on Travis Kelsey has never been. That's the other thing that make you look a little bit shady. That's the other thing That make you look

A little bit shady That's the other thing That make you look shady Is that it's never been As type The word on Travis Kelsey Is Is that he likes

He likes He likes We've seen that happen With a bunch of niggas The word on him Was he only date white girls No no no The word on him

Was he only date white girls No this shit is Stop it Get that out of here I don't know these people Stop talking over a woman This shit I don't know these people. Stop talking over a woman. This shit... Oh, my opinion...

Stop talking over a woman. She's talking over me, too. Yo, Kygo P. I'm sorry. She's a woman. Kygo P. I'm sorry. What?

You can go pee. You can go pee. You gotta get that prostate check. Oh! You can't do that. Hey, when Mel fly a guest in, that nigga prostate look manly. Oh, shit.

That nigga prostate. Josephly. Oh, shit. That nigga prostate. Joseph only peed one time. For 24 hours when he laid with me. Yeah. Oh, golly shit, yo. Yo. Go pee, but remember that when we talking, nigga. It's a joke, nigga.

I don't want to stand in this bum ass conversation. Me neither. Full of bullshit. In my opinion, I think that Travis Kelsey is- Downgrade. Well, not even that. I think that he's just really excited about how the NFL feels about this coupling. The NFL is seeing like fucking dollar signs and it's proven.

You think it's real? Hmm? You think it's real? He probably trying to hurt Kayla. I think this conversation is such bullshit. If Joe said that- Dog, can I ask you a question? Can I ask a question?

What happened to him? Everybody finding somebody that's equally yoked. Back to that. That was a quote a week ago that you got to find somebody equally yoked. Back to that. That's not. That's her quote. He want to ask.

I know. I'm just saying. I hate you on end today. Get a nigga. Clear out, Joe. Clear out. Clear out. Clear out.

Back out, Joe. He got it. He got it. He sit down. Fuck. She can't walk now. She down. She can't walk now. She crawling. She can't walk.

She crawling on the ground. Help your girl, Joe. Help your girl. I don't see how I'm disabled at this point. What's happening here? I don't see it either. I see it. What are we talking about?

The same yolk coming. The yolk. We're talking about yolks. Equally yolk. We're talking about yolks. Equally yolk. We're talking about eggs here. He's referring to your comment or what you said. I know what the fuck I said.

And you got shot in your legs. How does it pertain to this? Figatively. Oh, she coming now. Yes. Because. She turned into the Trinity. She turned into the Matrix.

I don't want to say nothing. Travis and Taylor would be more equally yoked. Not even fucking close. His money don't come in anywhere close to hers. I said they would be more equally yoked than Travis and Kayla.

Okay. What say you? That's probably fucking true. He probably does have a whole lot more money than Kayla does. Absolutely. And?

That's not part of the conversation here. Yeah, I don't see how to throw it. It's And? That's not part of the conversation here. Yeah, I don't see how to talk about it. It's really... It's super irrelevant. Crack, crack that muffin, nigga. Flip that pancake, nigga. She's ready.

It's irrelevant. It's a fucking red herring, okay? Oh, red herring. Yeah. You want to... That's racist. Muffin man. Oh, wait.

Muffin man. Oh, can I tell y'all? Muffin man. Muffin man. Muffin man. Muffin man. can I tell y'all Muffin man Muffin man Muffin man Muffin man Can I tell y'all She ready too

She in the kitchen Really quick The JBTV Oh she's not ready The JBTVX subreddit In their little space talks At the end They do a

Mel word of the day Today's gonna be red hair I love that You're such a geek I am In that way I am such a geek I thought that was pretty fly Mel word of the day

But go ahead Nah I just think I think that Is it upgrade or not? Come on Ish Come on Ish Answer the question man Come on Ish

Come on you got this You wanna be dramatic man Nah I'm not I'm not. I'm just trying to. You know you play the piano? Nah, dog. We having a great pie. We having an amazing fucking pie.

We can see you have a great pie. We going to have a great pie with you. But when we were talking about equally yoked, I wasn't talking about privileged fucking white girls with blonde hair and blue eyes. I wasn't talking about them. And it's irrelevant to this conversation, the equally yoked. This is not it. We started talking about them. And it's irrelevant to this conversation, the equally yoked.

This is not it. We started talking about fucking upgrade and looks. That's it. That's it. Well, that's not it. It's nowhere near it. It's nowhere near it. You conveniently picked out the attributes that you wanted to to suit your particular narrative.

I didn't even start the fucking conversation. It was him and that's what he said. But you just brought up blonde hair and blue eyes and diverted from what your equally yoked conversation was about it was i'm saying it was not a diversion it was that was what i was talking about we were talking about black people that conversation was prefaced when we by by the fact that we were talking about black people black women and black men we're not talking about fucking taylor swift we're not talking about her so let me know when so there's no more yolks yeah exactly let me know let me know when i can only eat egg whites yo fam are you talking about her or me because i just ate one so when we were talking about

relationships uh-huh um we know that uh in the instance that tala perry talked about Her or me? Because I just ate one over there. Y'all, so when we were talking about relationships, we know that in the instance that Tyler Perry talked about. What the fuck? What the fuck was that? Fresh muffins, hard out of the oven. I don't believe this nigga, y'all. Something's fucking wrong with you. The muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. Smell it.

Smell it. The muffin man, The muffin man. The muffin man. Smell it. Smell it. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man.

The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. Yo, you are an idiot, yo.

I swear this guy is a fucking nutcase, yo. That lives on Newark Lane. Yo, you are an idiot, yo. Oh, man. Now, I don't want to, dog. I don't even really want to. It's an audio broadcast. I know. You don't bake anymore? Yo you are an idiot Yo Oh man Nah I don't want to dog I don't even really want to It's an audio broadcast I know

You don't bake anymore? Unfortunate Yeah I'm out the kitchen That's crazy It's just bullshit That's all We came in So

Oh man Men gotta step their shit up The same way we knock women It's conversely We gotta knock the dudes So you have dudes running. The same way we knock women, it's conversely, we got to knock the dudes. So you have dudes running around the same way we criticize women about how women will fuck with a dude based off of only financial status. Men, conversely, will only fuck with a woman based on how she look. She can be stupid as fuck, bag of rocks, can't go to the PTA meeting for the kids, none of that shit. But she pretty.

She got a fat ass. She fire. We'll fuck with her. Now, back to my previous point with Mel was when you started talking about people's picking spouses, you said you want to find somebody that is equally yoked. And that yoking in those eggs that you were talking about were financial eggs. So now why does that not stand true? If Travis Kelsey wants to quote unquote go find somebody that's more equally yoked so he dropped a young lady and I'm not this is all speculation it's all

innuendo but he might have dropped that girl and go fuck with Taylor Swift because Taylor Swift got the bag okay why is it not held in the same regard thank you for saying what you said in the beginning about men having to step up. I appreciate you saying that. Number two, when we were talking about the equally yoked conversation, that was in response to the comments that Tyler Perry made. And when he made those comments, he specifically directed them to black women and talking about black men. That's why we were having that conversation. So I just want to make that. It was a conversation about finance though. That's why we were having that conversation.

So I just want to make that. It was a conversation about finance, though. That was the thing. The focal point of that conversation was about women dating down financially. And you said it's nothing wrong with a woman that wants to find somebody that is equally yoked financially. Yeah. So if Tyler Kelsey wants to go find somebody that got some spanky, why is it a downgrade? Because I'm not saying that she's a downgrade. Obviously, she's not a downgrade financially, but there's a factor that plays in here that he had been separated from Kayla Nicole for over a year.

So Taylor Swift didn't play a role into why they broke up and what he was searching for later on. That's number one. And number two, my other point was he might want a rich rich girl maybe he does maybe he wants something somebody that's richer than him but I think that when he looks at Taylor Swift it's not necessarily oh my god she's a bad chick I think it's that oh my god this is about to be a career elevation for me in a different way this is about to put me on the on the radar of the NFL in a different way. This is about to put me on the radar of the NFL in a different way. You are bringing up a whole bunch of irrelevant shit.

I don't think that it's irrelevant at all in this particular conversation. I think it's very relevant. My response to what you're saying, though, was all of our responses to her in that conversation. Like, if I'm on the side

of the love part here, then the equally yoked shit is how that feels. It's trash. No, I agree. I'm saying that is, you love part here, then the equally yoked shit is... It's trash. No, I agree. I'm saying that is... You know I don't stand in that. I don't stand in that.

I think somebody needs to find somebody based on what their chemistry is and what their connection is. I don't give a fuck. I've dated rich chicks. I've dated broke chicks. I ain't date them based on their social status or where their finances lied. I dated them based on the chemistry that I had with the person. That old lady from Toronto. I never dated her.

Hmm. Oh, we don't know what to date her. Go ahead. Go ahead. And I didn't get a dollar from that lady. So knock it off. No, you was too busy dropping off. You couldn't pick up. So what I'm saying is,

I'm just saying for this particular instance, yo, I don't think that a downgrade is just physical. In closing, we have to stop that. Wait, I just want to ask a question before you close. Because I've seen a lot of people go and pull up Travis Kelsey's dating history. And it's not just the young lady that you guys have mentioned,

and there's been other women as well. Why can't a person say, all right, I've been doing this and not finding it. Let me go try something different. I wanted to touch on that too. You 1,000% can. If what your current plan of action is isn't working, and you decide to change, you're well within your right to do so. Why?

So how? Go ahead. So is that a downgrade? Y'all should feel ashamed of yourself jumping a girl. I'm not jumping a girl. I'm not jumping a girl. I sat here waiting with my hand up and chilled out. And I don't feel jumped,

but here's the thing is, I don't feel like anybody was really preoccupied with Travis Kelsey in any way, shape or form before he was dating Kayla Nicole. No one cared about who he was dating before. Then he starts dating this beautiful girl. Everybody kind of knows about the whole situation. They break up. Speculation as to why they did.

And now beautiful. Get a mouth. Listen, I'm not saying. Well, hold up. Before you try to misconstrue what she's saying, Travis Kelsey can get anybody in the world, and it would be what it is because of who he is. Yes. But it was this one that seemed to do some molding behind the scenes.

Changed a few things. Got him hot. Got him going to Copper Cove in Atlanta. She switched him up. You pie. She switched him up. You pie. Not even a little bit. You pie. She's not pie. You are pie. That's a fact. She did switched him up. You pod. She switched him up. You pod. Not even a little bit.

You pod. He's not pod. He's actually. He's true. It's true. You pod. She switched him up. She upgraded him.

I stand in that. She switched him up. She upgraded him a little bit. That's totally possible that the person with less money could fix you up. Yes. I didn't say you couldn't. Yes. I'm saying you pod.

I'm not. And in closing, I do believe that he's going to spin the block for sure. In closing, Travis Kelsey's popularity went crazy with them niggas winning Super Bowls. And being the best tight end in the NFL. He's the white boy that fucks with the black culture crazy. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's not true. I challenge all that.

I do too. Because the same was not true for Zach Ertz when he was going off. The same is not true for Dallas Gobert. The same is not true for Mark Andrews. There's plenty of tight ends. None of them is Travis Kelsey. None of them are Travis Kelsey.

None of them had Patrick Mahomes. None of them was the personality of the league right there. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Travis Kelsey is arguably the best tight end to ever live. No, I'm not talking about talent football wise. What she did for his cachet. I'm talking about his personality

off the field. Especially amongst women. Cachet. All of that shit could exist. Football is for niggas. What he did with the women. That's not true. It is true.

It is true. It is true. That's not true. It is true. It is true. It is true. It is true. It is true. As a woman, I'm telling you, what he said is true. Let me ask you this, Mal. Do you know the three people he named?

Who are you talking about? Do you know who Dallas Gobert is? Do you know who Mark Andrews is? Do you know who Zach Ertz is? They're all tight ends. Do you know who they are? No. That's my point. That's my point.

That's our point. No, he's publicly in front of the camera on his own more than any of them other tight ends. His public persona is it. He's loud. He's boisterous. He's mad cool. He's fly. Before we ever knew who this girl was, we knew. Aside from that, his quarterback is the reason why it's another part of that. That's a huge point, too. But no, I'm talking about him off camera. We know who fucking... What's the crazy white boy from New England? Gronk.

We know who Gronk is because his public persona is larger than life, the same way Travis Kelsey's is. It ain't because Gronk was dating some fine-ass model chick that we know who he is. No, it's because Gronk is on the fucking page. Kelsey ain't Gronk. You kind of arguing my point.

Thank you. And Gronk is also on the fucking Patriots. And he's also got a shit ton of fucking endorsement deals. And he's on fucking commercials and shit. The same way Travis Kelsey is. And the fucking Patriots is a fucking dynasty. You are describing Travis Kelsey.

Every time I have them, you jump in and we lose them. Thank you. I have them. Please let me do this. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Gronkowski is not Kelsey because Gronk, at any point in all of his party animal, spike

the ball, endorsement darling, even in spite, without without Tom Brady nobody ever looked and said oh it's somebody at home pampering that up or it's somebody that's uh molding that that's just Gronkowski he retired and he was still a uh an endorsement and advertisement darling based on that was not the case with Travis Kelsey based on what that is They went to the Super Bowl when they lost, and you still didn't see a Travis Kelsey commercial. That was not the case. Travis Kelsey needed a little more oomph to be cared about by a certain demo.

Now, the people that watch football may not highlight that demo because it's women, and it's black women at that, but she definitely made that nigga madder to an audience that would not have known his name. Y'all got it, man. Yeah, I'm tapping out.

We can agree to disagree. For real. We can agree to disagree. Because you are a thousand percent wrong. You didn't get nobody. He's so right. And that nigga. You didn't get nobody.

You're not wrong. You're wrong, but it's cool. It's cool. If I'm wrong, then why are you hearing shit from the internet saying that you downgraded? The internet is going to be the internet. No, no, no. I'll tell you why. Are you fucking kidding me?

It's Taylor Swift one. She's an internet fucking sensation. If what y'all are saying is true, it's Taylor Swift. I'm her. Nobody anywhere should say I downgraded. You downgraded. Would you like me to tell you why? Would you like me to tell you why?

You want me to tell you why? It's because black women started liking him once they saw him with the beard. And they saw him with all of that. That nigga's handsome. So you just said what I said. No, I'm talking. So there is a community that didn't know who he was, that didn't give a fuck who he was, and tore her. Dog.

That's what I just finished saying. They are the same ones who are making that argument of the downgrade it's just them ain't nobody else doing it niggas ain't doing it it's not the same ones who didn't care about him before ice the just implies that it's not a lot of them and there's a lot of them dog i'm not trying it's not just women talking about whether he upgraded or downgraded. A bunch of men are in the conversation. Where did the conversation start from, Mel? Where did it start from? Where did it start from? What do you think it started from? I can't speak from what the starting point is.

Where do you think? You're a smart person. Where do you think that conversation started from? Whatever somebody say, add enclosing to it. I'm done. What's next? Enclosing. Enclosing.

Enclosing. I don't know what enclosing means. En In closing. There we go. In closing. No, no, in closing. In closing. God damn it. We pick and choose, yo. We said in closing. You know what's funny? We said in closing, but that's what I'm sitting here thinking about you.

We said in closing, Joe. Because you and I in real life, but I actually know how to close, so I'm going to go ahead and do it. so I'm gonna go ahead and do it because me and you in real life know quite a few athletes that didn't present the greatest

that had some assistance behind the scenes from a little known girl that nobody gave a fuck about that resulted in a change you

you and me we know that to be true so to hear you argue on the side that that's not so feasible is weird to me. I'm not saying it's not feasible. I'm saying it's not applicable with him. That's what I'm saying.

Okay. Agreed to disagree. What else we got? And that's not me moving on because I'm losing an argument like the audience. Y'all stop reading the comments. Never. Y'all are just guys. Never. Never. Like, read them and the comics. Never. Y'all be honest.

Never. Never. Like read them and just leave them there. I will never. Read them and leave them there though. I got 23 years to read these cockamamie fucks.

Nah, I ain't gonna lie. Here's a comment from me. Last episode. Y'all get the next segment together. Right? Whatever you need with the shorty doer. Last episode,

I came in here talking about these fucking weight loss pills and diabetes shit and all of this shit. I spoke some shit into fruition. And now I'm sick of it. I want to tell y'all ladies out there that y'all are single-handedly killing the thick girl the same way y'all got rid of slow dancing. It's all becoming extinct. Dance slow dancing. It's all becoming extinct. And slow head. Y'all are confusing the shit out of me when I open OnlyFans

now. Goddamn, the girl that was thick last month is a twig. What the fuck? Can y'all fucking find a weight that you like and stay consistent in it? Goddamn it. No. You know. It's so frustrating. It's like a nightmare. It's like fucking walking They just go with what. It's like a nightmare.

It's like fucking walking, Night of the Living Dead. What's the shit? When all the dead people was alive trying to eat you. That's what all these skinny girls look like. So you know what's so crazy?

Yeah. Is that weight is a trend. Yes. And that's what I was leaning into. Dog, niggas don't be secure with who they are as a person. They follow the trend.

So when the thick girls is in style, everybody want it thick. They gonna go get all these trend. So when the thick girls is in style, everybody want to be thick. They're going to go get all these fillers. When the skinny girls is in style, they want to go drop

all this fucking shit out. In the 50s, it was the pinup era. It was Marilyn Monroe. It was voluptuousness, et cetera, et cetera. And then the 60s, bring in Twiggy.

You know what I mean? It's just like, it goes up and down, up and down, up and down. Twiggy went to go see one of my favorite asses on Saturday.

One of the biggest, nicest asses you'd ever seen. It's gone now. It's not there. She's not there or her ass ain't there. You sound hurt, dog. It's all not there. She flew away. When you lose that much weight, it ain't just your ass leaving. Your face is smaller. Your shoulders are smaller. Everything is smaller.

He's just sitting there and they talking so excited and happy. Oh my God, I lost all of this weight and I feel so much lighter and they talking so excited and happy oh my god I lost all of this weight and I feel so much lighter and healthier and I can breathe now and my back is better and then you just

oh god you sitting there like damn but I liked you so much I liked you and your back was fucked up because you were carrying

around that wagon I like that I'm not hating I know what it's like what niggas be really don't care about your health juicy juicy cheeseburger I like that. That's hate. Yeah. I'm not hating. I know what it's like. No, that's not. No, that's. What?

Niggas be really, don't really care about your health. Juicy, juicy cheeseburger. Yeah. Juicy cheeseburger. She ain't care about her health, nigga. Ish, hey, actually, speaking of diets, speaking of diets, come on, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ish is bringing sexy back.

Hang on, that's osempic. What's going on? You don't know how to act. Yup. Niggas. That nigga went and got some osempic, right, that's ozempic. What's going on? You don't know how to act. Yep. That nigga went and got some ozempic, right? Yeah.

Ozempi. He put two of them shits on. I'm going to leave him in the dust. He's got the semi-gastric. This nigga's semi-gastric. What's wrong with you? He got the gastric. Yeah, not the full gastric.

It's a little sniff. It's a sniff. Yo, they just gave me a little sleeve. Yo, you stupid. How you feeling? Tell us about your weight loss journey. I'm chilling. Just trying to, you know, make it happen before the fall

and the winter comes. Trying to lose weight? That's what you do? Summer bodies is made in the winter. Ain't that what they say? Wait, what? Why did you do that for? Don't do that again, yo.

No, that's what they said. That's worse than that nigga liking that picture. Yeah, don't do that again. Don't do that again, dog. We will jump you up here and do that again. You stupid dog. That nigga, I like this. He's in shape.

Hey, yo. You like him? That nigga's in shape. You like him? You like him, yo? You like him? Yo, that nigga picture. That nigga, I liked.

You liked him, right? Nigga hair all down his shoulder. Come on, stop. Enough. Enough. That's why they say what they say. Ice, I'm me, yo. None of these loser niggas out here,

some of these niggas just talk it, talk it, talk it, talk it. I don't care about nothing that they say. But you did the same thing Ice did about music, right? You didn't tell us why, we asked why did you like it? You didn't say nothing, you just like, I'm just me. That's not a, you doing the same thing Ice did. If you the quiet, but if you the quiet,

I'm the conductor. Okay, okay. I'm the conductor, I'm the conductor. Give a fuck what these niggas say out there. Who cares? Who cares what they gotta say out there? Alright, what we got? What we got since Ish don't wanna tell us about his weight loss.

You got a goal in mind or something though? Like tell us something. 205, 210? Where you at right now? Don't say that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You can't ask a man's weight. 205-210. Where you at right now? Don't say that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't ask a man to drink it.

One little bit of company, boy. One little tongue kiss. One little tongue kiss. Got you going crazy. One nigga at the door. God damn. Sorry. Do you have a designated point you trying to get to? Yeah, 205-210.

I got a nutritionist and all that nigga Trey. He a fan of the pot. Okay. He a big fan of the pot. That's my guy. Do you shout niggas out? I don't think that's gay. You don't think that's gay?

To have a nutritionist tell me what to eat and watch what I eat, that's gay? No, no, no, no. Have a man tell you what to eat, you know what I'm saying? Yo, yo big dog, eat this big dog. Yo, stay away from this, stay away from that, no. Yo big dog, eat this. Go get this bread.

A dude telling you what nutrients should be in your body, though? He prep your meals for you, too? That's a little suspect. I'm asking you. No, he prep the meals for you? He prep the meals for you? This nigga got a girl.

He live in Texas. Oh, Zach, I knew my man. I knew my man. Oh, you got a long-distance relationship. A long-distance relationship. You're an idiot. So that means he be FaceTiming you. Your accountability partner.

Wait, hold on. Yo, this shit look good? Yo, this shit look good? You got to show them. How much calories you had today? You been bad. Yo. Yo, you been naughty?

Yo, what's wrong? Yo. Yo, your brain just beat. Yo, you degraded. You know, today is a cheat day. Cheat day. All right, come on, man. I know what's coming.

Somebody tell me about Kerry Washington. What happened? What happened? What happened with Kerry Washington? I'll tell you. Speaking of cheat days. So, Kerry Washington is this TV show called Finding Your Roots. It's on PBS.

All right, slow down. Okay, sorry. PBS? That's the same thing I thought. Slow down. PBS is back? Why? Before that's a really great moment. PBS! Woo-hoo! Why do you know what's coming on PBS?

Because that's channel 13. This is a really popular show on PBS. Yes. You are so well show. On PBS. Yes. You are so well-read. I know, and you guys are fucking heathens. Now, let me get this shit out. Okay, so there's a show called... They got to call me by their names again. There's a show called Finding Your Roots on PBS,

and it's hosted by Henry Louis Gates, and basically it helps a lot of celebrities track their lineage, et cetera, et cetera. And so he encourages families to have a private conversation prior to going on the show so that they don't have like any wild surprises like what ends up happening with kerry washington she discovers that um her father wasn't really her father and that she was um conceived by a sperm donor. Oh, shit. Okay.

My bad. Way to go, Corey. So, Alex Haley was on PBS with regular roots. Yeah. That shit played every fucking day, every year. And this was a secret that her parents kept from her. Wait, I'm stupid, so I got to keep up. She was conceived by a sperm donor, and she never knew. She never knew.

Her parents had kept it from her. Did they find someone that looked like her father? I don't think that that's how sperm donors work. Why do I have to tell my kid? You don't get to see the photos. You get to see, you know,

their medical history. You get to see what they do for a living. I mean, that's true. I think you can, I know people that have done other forms of... In the comments,

y'all can let me know who's right, who's wrong. I don't really know. I've always heard that you don't see what the person looks like. You can't do anonymous? I need to see. You can pick. You can say, yo, I want him tall. I want him to be academic.

Well, I mean, it will say the stats of what the person is. I've got friends that met the people that they had helped with. Yeah, me too. At the time? Before. Using a sperm donor bank or something like that or like I don't know what the system they use but they knew the person fuck out of me okay so at the end of the day Kerry Washington had no

idea that she was conceived through sperm donor her parents apparently had been experiencing fertility issues and so that was the route that they took but they never told her and this was how she found out. Because she was going to go on the show, her parents were like, okay, the jig is up. So that was what they had to tell her before she went on the show. And I thought that that was fascinating

because it kind of throws into question your entire identity, I feel like. She got through hands with moms. Did you think it was foul of the parents to keep the secret from her, man? Absolutely. I think that when you're making a decision to create a child, create a life, and there is some secrecy behind it, you don't really know what the entry point of telling the kid.

And at some point, you start to feel, or you may start to feel Like so much time has passed Don't know how to say it And so it's better You know To be kept a secret You're good You're good Mel You know that's bullshit

No I know You know mom and love I just understand Like inner conflict What does that do Now at her age And being who she is What does that do to her mentally

What does that do to her So now we don't care about How that makes the child feel later on? That's a selfish move that the parents did, man. Listen, she's being more, you know, loquacious about her personal life than I've ever seen. Not this picture.

No, she's talking a lot about her personal life. And she's pushing a book. So I figure that she... I'm going to give me some Cartier's this week. I figure she talks about What happens in the book I just feel like

Mel is just good at Just finding an excuse For everyone And I love her Loquacious blockers Yeah I'm going to get Some loquacious blockers I don't like that

You can look at me And like know What I'm thinking about I'm going to have my glasses on I'm about to go get me some There's so much wrong here Funny part is What part?

No what do are you? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. If you, if you had a child, let's say your child was adopted. It's similar to this. I don't know if her mother carried her. Yes. Okay.

Yeah. Sperm donor. Like it's her mom. And they told the father after the procedure to go home and sleep with the mom. So you have plausible deniability. I double checked that happened. They told the father after the procedure to go home and sleep with the mom so you have plausible deniability. I double checked. That happened. They told what father?

The fake father. The fake father. After they did the procedure. Non-biological father. Non-bio father. Non-biological father to now go home and to come bust all over. Bust in another nigga nut. So y'all might have mixed nuts.

Uh-oh. Damn. Like, yo, you got mixed nuts. Uh-oh. Damn. Like, yo, you got cashews. I might got these. What? Yeah, don't come put your refurbished cum over my shit, dog. My shit work.

Yeah, my shit is chilling. Don't cum over my cum. So you can have plausible deniability. That's sick. But anyway, you were saying? I believe that how you raise the child is more important than other shit. I just believe that if the child grew up with a loving, amazing household, I think that that trumps the other shit.

Agreed. Agreed to a point. I think that, you know, outside of any medical things where the father might have had to be a donor or something to that effect, I think that the father's presence and the father's morals and the father, whatever they instilled in the child is more important than the other shit. That's my opinion. Than biology. Yeah.

I disagree. I disagree. Well, no, no, no. Go ahead. No, no, no. Okay, what stamp... No, that's personal. Go ahead.

I'm going to say something after. I agree up to a certain point. I think once that child is grown, they got a right to know. Every child has once that child is grown they got a right to know every child has a right to know you have a right to know now i i get it where you may not want to have that why do you have a right to know because what you thought you don't have the right to know no no i'm talking ancestry i'm talking about things like that like now you have a whole lineage that you don't even know exist because we lied to you and told you we were your parents so dad's mom is not grandma you actually have a biological grandma out there you have biological grandpa you have a family or relatives I'm not gonna say family blood

makes you relatives you have blood relatives out there. Medical history. Medical history. All that type of stuff. Medical shit. You just have a right to. People have a right to know their genetic origins. People have a right to know that. Why are we saying that's not selfish if you've been hiding that from a person for so long? We pick and choose what's selfish and not selfish. What makes it selfish?

And I think, hold on real quick before we get to that. I think the person wants to know. Exactly. Or they wouldn't be on this show. They wouldn't be going on Find Your Roots. They wouldn't be sending their information out to these ancestry and all that.

I want to know where I come from. So now, mom and dad, y'all had the ability to tell me something all my entire life and didn't. I got to find out this way. You'd be better in shape if you found out.

Hell yeah, I'd be better in shape. There are millions of people that do reality shows for reasons other than that are presented on the show. Yeah, but this ain't

a reality show. This is some doc type of shit. Docu-series kind of thing. This is reality. It's still reality. But you put a cute bowl on it. You don't necessarily

agree that the child has to know. I ain't tell you shit. I don't even see what the uproar is, but I'm trying to not sound ignorant. I'm waiting to get educated.

You said, I don't gotta tell you shit. Really? You don't have to tell... I don't even see what uproar is, but I'm trying to not sound ignorant. I'm waiting to get educated. You said I don't got to tell you shit. Really? You don't have to tell? I don't have to tell you a fucking thing. I'm not looking at it in the manner that Joe's looking at it. Of course, he's a little harsh, but I'm in agreement with him. I got to come have a talk with you about me and someone's inabilities to have you? That's now I'm sharing my personal shit with you.

I don't think I have to do any of that. You don't have to get into details, but you should tell them that. Tell them what? Yo, I'm not your biological father. I don't want to hear none of that shit. I don't care about grandma that don't know you. I don't care about the family that you don't have.

I do acknowledge your health. That's the only... But they disclosed that. That's what I said. They disclosed the health issues of the family that you get the shit from. No, I'm talking about outside of like you getting in the car. I might have to donate blood.

They're not going to just give you some sperm and not let you know they got heart conditions. Well, in that case, I don't care nothing about auntie or whatever family. Don't know me and her. Man. Let me get this shut up. Grandma's fine. Grandma that lived 89 years without your little ass. Let me ask you a question. Do you think that

you'll still think that way if growing up you didn't go through what you went through? Do you think you'll still think that way? I don't know. I'm just asking. Don't make it sound more dramatic than it is. I ain't go through shit. Absolutely. My stance is my stance. I think parents have rights. I think that kids grow

up and want to apply all of this shit, this new age society shit. That's not new age, yo. This is not new age. It is new age. What are you talking about? It is new.

Ancestry.com is new. All of those comparable sites and TV shows where you can find out what cum is related to you since 1600. Back in the day, your mama had cheated

and you just never knew nothing about nothing. You was the only motherfucker that didn't have curly hair. You're talking about the way of... You're talking about way of... Cheating ain't new or extra partners ain't new.

I'm just talking about this information. And what we're talking about is the people that are affected by not knowing who their family is or what they... Oh, I got to hear

how you was affected. My home. Because to Ish's point, you had two able parents that raised you. A mom and a dad, you already beaten out the statistics already. They clearly raised you right. You one of the leading ladies

in this shit. True. If your grandmom and grandfather were great grandparents that taught you shit, that taught you how to make cookies, that taught you how to make fucking macaroni and cheese. And to Joe's point, the fact that you had two parents, you are beating out a population of two.

I would like to add on to that and let's have the debate. If they were loving, quality parents, I don't see the deficiency. Can I throw something in there? Sorry, go ahead. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Go.

What I'm saying is, I'm speaking from the POV of, I talk about it all the time, having seen the kids whose dad left come be reunited. Oh, I didn't know that was my real dad. I must find him. I must find him.

Sometimes your mom knew that you should stay away from dad because dad don't give two fucks about you and they was trying to protect you. That's a fact. So now you're going to go run, run, find dad. Oh, who's my real dad?

And you might see something that you didn't want to see. And now you and mom got a whole new problem. I just do think there are situations where it's circumstantial, but you don't have to do that. And that's why I said I'm with y'all until the child is grown. When that is an adult and can make their own decisions now, I think they have a right to just know where they come from. Well, then don't come beat me down about what happened from 27 years ago. Oh, no, I'm not saying that. I don't think you should be beating me down. But that's what happened. Now we got to have a conversation. just know Well then don't come beat me down about what happened from 27 years ago. Oh no, I'm not saying that.

I don't think you should be beating me down. But that's what happened. Now we got to have a conversation. Now you mad at your parents. Yeah, because you feel betrayed. Well, here's a little. Because you feel betrayed. You lied to your whole,

your entire life as a liar. Santa Claus as a liar. No, but on that point, she says that when she found out it was a sense of relief because she had a long time feeling that something was off. There was always something

about her parents. I believe that. She loved them, but there was always something that just didn't compartment right. You know, so being told

was a sense of relief for her. And her book is titled Thicker Than Water. So it seems like what? wait what did you say? cum is thicker than water 70

what did you say big dog? hey big man cum is thicker than water that's the title I don't think it can be the title it'll get a lot of clicks. Oh, my. Come and stick it in water.

A lot of clicks. I can't. You said it'll get a lot of clicks. God damn it. And stop it. Because some of these niggas come in thick. Oh, my. Hey, y'all better go to the doctor.

That's how they ended up in this situation. Some of these niggas shooting out dust. Oh, shit. Y'all are disgusting. Both of you. Hey, hey, man. You're disgusting. You know what I mean?

You're disgusting. Anyway, you were saying? Nah, I just feel like we can't speak for the people that go through the experience. Since back in the days, people, and I know a lot,

when they get older, they're mad at their parents. And they go through some sort of trauma by not knowing, like, how can you hide that from me? Hold on.

Being adopted and all that shit, people feel like I'm saving you the trouble by not, like Joe said, I'm saving you the trouble by not letting you know who these piece of shit people were. But that's not up for you to say. You can't, like, nigga, don't say it. Don't say it. Some people don't want to be saved. There's a lot of times I can't. Some people don't want to be saved. There's a lot of times a kid... Some people don't want to be saved from that. And you end up having a long-lasting issue

with the child that you raised. This is statistically proven. I think it's 50-50. I take it even further than this shit that we arguing about. You got kids, right?

And you can agree that you'll do something that you might think is in the best interest of your kids or protecting your kids. So if the parents feel like that mentally or emotionally,

because if you let them know early, that might lead to behavioral problems. That might lead to a whole bunch of mental anguish that you might be trying to save them from.

I'm not telling you shit early. Go clean your room. I'm with you. You get what I'm saying? So you might, to Ice's point, Ice said, yo, he believes in telling them once they're grown. I agree. They still might To Ice's point Ice said yo He believes in telling them

Once they're grown I agree They still might hold A certain level of resentment To you cause you told them Once they were grown And you kept it from me For 20, 25 years

But it's the lesser of two evils You telling me Hold on You telling me When I'm grown Versus me finding out On my own When I'm grown

True Hits different It's a risk that the parents Are taking Cause dog you might I might pass away, you might, I might pass away, and you might pass away,

and nobody was the wiser. You know what I'm saying? So it's just, I think it's just a decision that the parents have to make, hopefully in the best interest of their kids. And we make mistakes as parents. That's it. I feel you.

You got your shit lined up? You cool? Yeah, I got my shit lined up got my beard lined up yes yes sir I can't I can't even

shoot at him with the deuce deuce no more he pull the rifle he be ready to go I'm ready I gotta stay on point with you yo

but no you don't I asked if your shit was straight and I'm telling you I'm straight yes know why this is funny whoever male dating is a doofy nigga that she left over if your shit was straight. And I'm telling you, I'm straight. Yes. Know why this is funny?

Whoever Mel Dayton is a doofy nigga that she left over there. She left some goofy nigga named Edrick with some dumbass name over there. Chauncey. Yeah, you know what, man?

I ain't dating nobody cool that the fellas might want to meet and dap up and get a relationship. Well, you dating some losers, I know. Or, hold up. Wait a minute now.

Boy, that nigga ain't going to be around that long, and she don't need him to meet the fellas. Oh, whatever. You know what? She's just going to make faces. Nah. That's a good point. I never even considered that. I never even looked at it that way.

Nah, that's true. Yo, yo, that's true. Yo, y'all stupid, yo. Weren't we just talking about genealogy? Yeah. They went to your genealogy. I got a question for y'all that I'd like everybody to answer one at a time. Oh, man.

Which way y'all want to go? This way or this way? Parks. I don't know if I'm going to turn my daughter in if she did it, bro. I don't know, Joe. You're not. It's cool. I think I'm going to turn my daughter in if she did it, bro. I don't know, Joe. You're not. It's cool. It's cool. I think I'm done judging y'all over that.

I watched one of them little white boy podcasts. They just ask a bunch of geeky questions. And some of them just was fire, so I stole some. Okay. A ball and a bat cost $1.10 total. Okay. Okay. The bat is $1 more than the ball.

Okay. How much is the ball? Wait. You confused me. The bat and the ball total cost $1.10. Oh, okay, okay, okay. The bat cost $1 more than the ball. How much is the ball?

It wouldn't be $10. Anybody? It's an audio broadcast. $0.10 to me. I would think $0.10, but I feel like this is a trick. Yeah, it's a trick. What's the taxes on it? There's no trick. What's the taxes on it? There's no trick.

There's no catch. They prefaced it by saying only 10% of the population can answer all of these shit. But it really is no trick. It's the direct question. I felt really stupid, too. But answer, please. Tencent. Tencent was my answer as well.

You said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tencent. Tencent. I said Tencent, bro. Tencent. Ten cents was my answer as well. Ice. You said it. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ten cents. Ten cents. I said ten cents, bro. Ten cents. We all stupid. All right.

Math was my worst subject. What? The answer is five cents. Please expound. The ball and the bat total cost $1.10. Mm-hmm. The bat is $1 more than the ball. $1.05 is $1 more than the ball. That's 5 cent, which is how my total is one dollar and ten cent.

That is correct. It's a good one. It's a good one. My dumb ass. Wasn't that pretty smooth? That was good. No trick? That was good.

We just done? That was good. Yeah, that was a good one. When I go remember another one, I'll shoot it out to y'all. I like that one. That was good. I like that one. That was good.

Oh, my God. There's one that was like, if it takes five machines... Five widgets, five machines. Stop. If it takes five machines, five minutes to make five widgets, then how long does it take 100 machines

to make 100 widgets? Five machines. Five things. Yeah. That's it. Of course. It wasn't easy like that for me. I didn't hear you.

Don't do that now. Don't do that now. Don't do that now, Ish. Don't do that now. Nah, the dollar five fucked me up. I'm going to tighten up here. I didn't hear you. Don't do that now. Don't do that now. Don't do that now, Ish. Don't do that now. Nah, the dollar five fucked me up.

I'm going to tighten over here. I'm really mad at the dollar five. I'm having an internal battle over here over that fucking dollar five. You too, man.

Stupid ass Ish. I'm over here tight. Where we at? Now, they belittle you when you get it wrong and it's like, duh.

And then you see the air and you're like, that one had me tight. Five yeah fucking a dollar how did not it's trick it's word tricks it is that's see that's what the white people did that's on the sat um where we at we did uh kerry. Listen, love, thoughts, prayers. Tell your kids. Don't tell your kids. Stop selling a book on the strength of your sperm donor daddy.

How about that? If he wasn't there, let him not be there. Why you don't sell a book on your own name and your own marriage, your own experiences, your career, all of your accomplishments. Sorry. That's why she went to PBS. That's why you went to PBS. For why you went to PBS For the rollout It was a memoir

For the rollout It's a memoir A memoir And it's called Thicker Than Water So I think that she's I know you're selling some shit Off of your sperm donor daddy's name Oh God

Now you're making his life hot somewhere He dropped you off and was chilling Word Now you want to come tell the truth. Have his friend group all lit up. No, have his mother and his siblings all like, yo, that ain't really my niece, nigga. I thought she looked like me. That ain't really grand-grand?

Like, yeah. What do y'all think about, oh, man, quickly, we are not being serious. But what do y'all think about the moms that are offended when the dads start asking for like a DNA test? Today? Shit. Can't be too short. Gotta just do it. Fuck that.

You could be offended, but today? We heard too many stories. You shouldn't have busted open for me in a week. Because if it was me, you're doing that for somebody else. Don't be offended. Quick reply. I want a male reply. I don't think

that offense should be taken. Really? Big male. High five. They can't fuck with you. If I'm a chick, I'll punch him in his motherfucking face. Really? That's domestic violence. They can get away with it. Yes, they can. All right. That's insulting. Our relationship is over. really that's domestic violence they could get away with it but it's not a gift they can all right don't insulting our relationship is over fuck out of

here I mean there's there's consequences to asking for it yeah you said she shouldn't be offended what but there's still the consequences like the relationship is over wait so you mean to tell me you're stuck with the kid for the next 18 and I get to go about my business free of charge? No, I don't know about free of charge. It ain't free.

Without the wear and tear that comes from active fatherhood? That sounds foul. It's a nice ass plank. Word. His lights is fire fire you're not offended until you're offended that's true that's true

you're not offended until you're offended you are correct that's that Jersey City wisdom no that's some shit I just went through something

in the local parent group chat that had me like yo getting offended as a dad is like, can I say something about this? No. I've been wording my shit so

eloquently. It doesn't come with consequences. Is there a circumstance in which you would be questioning? I'm not talking about you just came and dropped some dick off and then five weeks later she's like, just, you know, came and dropped some dick off.

And then five weeks later, she's like, oh, by the way, and you guys didn't really have a sit. I'm talking about you're in a situation. Use your personal situation. All of the situations require the paternity. All of them. What situation doesn't require that or don't call for it? One of them states made it mandatory. Tell me the

one. IVF. Is it IBF or IVF? Yeah. But I mean like that's to both parties. That's not different. Yeah. But regular intercourse nowadays. You want me to trust you? Would you in your

current situation right now, would you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. It's not a knock toward her. I don't believe she's doing anything, but let's get the little paper that says 100%, 999999, all the nine. That shit is obnoxious with the nines.

Yeah, mad nines. That shit be 99.999999. That shit is an or. First of all, the hospital asked me both times. Okay. The hospital asked me. It wasn't even on her. Let's say you're married. Let's say it's a married couple. 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and him start dapping each other up. What y'all talking about? We just like, nigga. Football. Hell yeah, nigga.

You like a fan? Glad you said it. Oh, man. Yo, you stupid. Anyway. But from the standpoint, like, if you're married, would you still want

a paternity test? Man, people cheat, man. Man, we want to know. People cheat. What you doing, man? What you trying to do? What did the marriage change? Has anybody in here ever taken down a wife? Yes.

All right, then. Some of the husbands still don't know. And they together. They still trying to kill me. You know what? Nope. Some of these niggas had words with me before. How do you want to? Hey, yo.

You know I fucked your wife. How's Candace? Wow. Candace still cool, word, true, true, true. That's hilarious. I don't do that. I read Proverbs, Ice. What that mean? Oh, somebody just went through this. Who just went

through this? Oh, homeboy at the fight that slapped one of the Charlo twins. He said that's exactly what happened he did ghillie podcast and he said dude said to his he said how's coco or his wife is standing there and you referring to her as some other name and he was like her name is whatever her name is and he kept on with it it was like gotta pop you now got to gotta like uh nigga on um soul food well he was like yeah cola he's like yo why what you talking about he's like yeah you know your wife i call her cola because you know she had that cola bottle shape yeah that nigga said oh Smacked him in the face with the lunch tray. Niggas don't play with their wives, man.

Whipped his fucking ass. Coca-Cola that, dude. I feel, yeah. I kind of feel like if you're married, then the woman's going to be offended. Offended or not, male, we know married women step out. That was my point in asking that. They step out. You think they don't?

No, I'm sure that they do. you think they don't no I'm sure that they do equally yoked I'm fine sorry sorry um what else is important

you know what I wanted to highlight real quick y'all know I sent my mom and my girl to the Beyonce concert yeah right did they mute up

they muted up they won they were at they were at the show Atlanta won a won. They were at the show. Atlanta won. A couple of other. They were at the show the day before somebody got popped for not muting up. I knew it was going to happen.

And I said it was going to happen in Houston. What's that mean? What's muting up? Beyonce does a silent challenge. A mute challenge, yeah. Where there's a part of her show on one of the songs where at this cue. She says, everybody go mute. Everybody go mute.

And the crowd is supposed to shut the fuck up. it first who what who ray schrumer hey please don't put ray anybody and beyonce in the same sentence but go ahead and it's always that one right that one so one person broke the thing at the sunday show and got the shit slapped out of her oh shit big fight broke out. So a few takeaways from the Beyonce concert in Houston that I didn't go to, but I sent some people to. They both came back saying they will never wear

silver again. Good for your fucking asses. Good for y'all. That's what I thought. Y'all wanted to be so thin. Everybody wanted to be so down with the thing, thing, thing. What's the issue with silver? It's a theme to go to the Beyonce concert what I thought. Y'all wanted to be so thin. Everybody wanted to be so down with the thing, thing, thing. What's the issue with silver? It doesn't keep well. Everybody,

it's a theme to go to the Beyonce concert. No, I get that part, but why? And where are you wearing it again? For Halloween maybe? So if you're in that stadium since 80,000,

79,000, my mom says she's never even been around that many people in her life. So if you see that many people in silver and it's Houston,

so some people killed it, some people, it died on them some people would die and this album a lot of the community came out you know the community gets boisterous some of them was wearing fucking just silver recycled soda cans like it got crazy so I could see you seeing that saying I never want to do that again um that's the second thing I never thought about my mom never being around that number of people before. Like, I was so, like, it's Beyonce, it's a stadium, whatever. But I never thought about some of our parents never having to have been, you know, uncomfortably around 80,000 people.

It's a lot of people. It was in the Cowboys? Oh, no, it was in Houston. No, no, it was at NRG. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. NRG. But it was a lot000 people. It's a lot. It was in the Cowboys? Oh, no, it was in Houston. No, no, it was NRG. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. NRG. But it was a lot of people. Secondly, or thirdly,

whatever number I'm on, they went to the Saturday show. I noticed that Beyonce had a show Friday, and it was a show Sunday in her hometown. My mom came back saying how over the top the show was,

and she couldn't believe how in shape Beyonce was for that amount of time doing all that stuff and then all I could think about was and she did that the day before and the day after we don't talk about the physical shape that you have to be in in order to pull some of these performances off not to compare her to drake they're both top of the class but drake puts the big square out there he's walking around it's rap energy he's walking around beyonce is up there losing her fucking mind like tina turner for two and a half hours night in and night out summer's over the summer for me didn't really summer but drake and beyonce been doing this for about months now. You know how much shape you got to be in.

The stamina. And that's just the United States. What's the world is that world? She did Europe before this. And nigga,

she's singing. Not lip syncing. She's singing the entire time that she's dancing around going crazy and sounds like the album.

And got heels on. It's different for a rapper. No disrespect to Drake, but it's different for a rapper. No disrespect to Drake, but it's different for a rapper. I mean, rappers that don't wear heels. Listen, some of these niggas getting their back. It's true. No, I'm talking about, yo, your breath control as a rapper, I'm sure.

She's harmonizing and hitting note after note after note. That's a different thing. And you running around doing all this. Put a ring on it. It's true. That shit is crazy. It's true. That's why i'll be like shout to her yo these are just things that i feel like i slept on as somebody that didn't go to the show or just seeing it online oh lastly i i clearly have severely slept on that moment of blue doing the choreo with her mom and what that means for the people in this audience watching

Like when we just see that on our phones like it's cool. It's touching But for the people that have followed Beyonce from Destiny's Child It hit me that that's Hov's daughter. I forgot I forgot about that whole shit Hov daughter is up there busting moves Looking like him in the face next to the mom whose whole life has been in front of us. It's like a moment. It's like a moment.

When it was explained to me from that POV, it was like, oh, I slept on that moment. I slept on that. Like this is Puff performing with his kids times a gabillion. Sure, right. And I just thought it should be highlighted because it's important and that's fly.

And we don't highlight the good, positive stories that come from music and black entertainment and black culture. I think it should be highlighted that Hov is at every one of them fucking shows. Just as an onlooker watching in support of, yeah, he's at every one. I ain't know that.

Every one. That's dope. Y'all thought he wasn't? Hitting the electric slide. Nah, I ain't know he was going to be on tour with thought he wasn't hitting the electric slide nah I ain't know he was gonna be on tour with her damn I had a good joke

if I was allowed to joke on her same you said you didn't think he would if I was a betting man before this was announced I said the whole

gonna be at every show I wouldn't have thought that I wouldn't have thought that either I would've well don't tell us why I'm not gonna tell you why

but it makes sense just things I wanted to highlight congratulations to Beyonce and everybody that's a part of that tour and performance but it makes sense. Just things I wanted to highlight. Congratulations to Beyonce and everybody that's a part of that tour and performance. Y'all going crazy.

And shout out to Blue. And shout out to Blue. Shout out to the whole family. And all them niggas out there. Shout out to them. 80,000 people. You know my mind going to the numbers. 80,000 people.

And you know they buying merch like crazy? Let's just say $1,000 a person. Let's just say $1,000 a person. Fuck. Fuck. Yes. She's generating a lot of money. But the overhead of her concert is insane. It's insane.

That revenue is different. Yeah. Yeah, Bernice's outfit was insane. I'm sure. I'm positive. No, no. No, you got to see it. Turn Houston upside down.

Turn Houston right upside down. I'm sure she put it in. My girl thought, oh, Bernice says you look nice. They all gone crazy for her. I didn't really understand that. They were like, all right, Bernice, fine. But then when you see what she had on, it's like, oh, you went there and did that. Got it.

Got it, got it, got it. Good looking girl. I'm sure it's out there somewhere. Oh, yeah, yeah. You see it? it Got it Got it Good looking girl I'm sure it's out there Somewhere Oh yeah Yeah You see it You see it

Nice outfit It is I see what you did With the silver Oh come on She looks great Yeah Wow

Yeah Yeah she's silver Yeah Way to rock with the theme Way to We love a theme We love a good theme We love a theme

Way to You look good Bernice We love a theme. We love a good theme. We love a theme. Way to, you know. You look good, Bernice. You did that. Keep it up. Yo, you stupid, yo. Yeah. I dare him to try to Travis Kelsey. Jalen Brown, you try it.

Hey, this conversation's going to go a whole different way. Oh, moving on. Moving on. What else we got this important Tory lanes had a message from jail somebody else had a message from jail to I mean who else asked. Hey, we didn't even play in that chemistry. I am so glad you asked. Let me tell you, this horny-ass nigga, boy. This my man, but he horny. He horny. Yo, Max.

What's good, daddy? What female artist do you like right now? Oh, I love her. Shout out to Cardi B. She'll be another classic. But we need a first lady on this EMT movement. Oh, I love it. That nigga is ready. Let's go back. Max, she is 22. You've been in there longer than she's been alive. Let's go, Max. Max, she is 22, man. You've been in there longer than she's been alive.

You can't do that, man. Fuck it. Oh, shit. Fuck it, man. Tory got some alone at prom deluxe coming. Jail hoardies gotta be tough. Do I want to say this now? Yeah, I was about to say something to him. You got it.

You know why it's tough? To me. All you niggas out there that's tough and killers and fighters and boxers and drug dealers and all of this crime that y'all in. Right? and boxers and drug dealers and all of this crime that y'all in, right? Why y'all want to be in here? I wonder this when I'm old. I fucked up. But if y'all really that dude,

why are you just so comfortable being in there with no pussy moving around? You can't even probably get a good J in there. Yes. Some of them niggas are smashing the COs.

Yeah, I was just going to say that. And what else? I don't know. What else? I don't know. You tell me. I don't know.

A lot of niggas that smash COs. Okay, but the ones that's not smashing the COs, they're not smashing nothing, you think? Yeah. What they smashing? I don't know're not smashing nothing, you think? Yeah. What they smashing?

I don't know. Just their hands, you think? The Suzy or Fifi. But the niggas that, you know what I mean? And that's why it's confusing. Fahim. Right there, because of you. Fifi and Fahim.

You know why it's confusing? Why? Y'all won't acknowledge the dark side of comedy. Why? The dark side. Why do we have to acknowledge that if the dark side of comedy. Why? The dark side. Why do we have to acknowledge that if that's not what we're into? Because it's happening. Because that's part of what kept me out of there.

Like, oh, shit. Niggas is taking your ass? That's what you're saying? Niggas? No, I'm talking about being anywhere where women are not. Sounds rough. Y'all niggas be rushing to get back there and wear that shit like a stripe of pride. But there's no women.

I don't think it. Yeah. There's some niggas that feel comfortable in jail. I like when women come around. Yeah. Like, yo,

I don't even gotta touch them. I just like looking at them. True. I just like when they're around. Yeah. They ain't even gotta be the most lookingest type chicks, but it's a different energy.

Yeah. It's different. Little hills. Oh, we can get to them? I have my question. Oh, wait. Which one? Simp or the other? No, little hills. Oh, we can get to it? And my question. Oh, wait, which one? Stimp or the other one? No, my question.

Oh, I like that. I like that. It's a great question. My question was to everybody, how do you feel that a person who's representing you or closing a deal for you put money on top of your asking price for their personal gain?

So they inflate your rate. I love this question. So inflate their rate as well. Yeah, exactly. So say if my price for a skit. So they inflate your rate. I love this question. So inflate their rate as well. Yeah, exactly. So say if my price for a skit is $7,000, they may tell the person, oh, give me $10,000. So they can get an extra.

So they get the extra $3,000. I have a problem with that. Oh, wait, they keep the whole extra $3,000? Yes. Oh, that's foul. Yeah, because they're probably also taking a cut a year seven. Exactly.

But a lot of people feel like if I'm getting you your rate, you shouldn't worry what I ask for. No. People argue that. No. There was a big argument in the barbershop about that. Like, you got your seven, you got your ten. If I ask for 20, nigga. These are people that are not in that situation.

Some of them were in that situation. There's no way. That is so unethical. You fucking my price off. Yeah. Because if that's the case, nigga, I could have got the 10. And you're right.

I see that red dot, nigga. It's double dipping. It's double dipping. Get that red dot off me. It's double dipping. But there's a lot of people that do that, the representation

that will argue the fact that as long as you get, because I asked you they asked you what do you want for this? Give me 15. So they feel like if I ask for 30

it shouldn't matter you got your 15 but it does matter to me it matters. That matters. They did a great job of negotiating but now that's my rate.

Yeah exactly and then what if we don't what if you ask for so much, we don't get the deal. Yeah, you fucked up the deal. That too. Is there anyone on the opposing side of this besides me? Ish. Me.

I'm with you. There's a few reasons. One, them asking for more increased your rate. Yeah, that's not your rate. You might have been too... Conservative. That's not your rate. You might have been too... Conservative?

Conservative, doubtful, insecure to ask for 30. Mm-hmm. Okay. You asked for 15. Mm-hmm. They got 30. 30's now your new rate. What if they don't tell you that and just keep the 15?

They're keeping the 15. You wouldn't know they kept the 15. So then you don't know what your new rate is. True. I also argue that it's not your new rate. But he was saying that he knew. No, no, no. He was saying he knew about that.

So if you know about that, then now you know that 30 is your new rate. 25 is your new rate. You get what I'm saying? You was asking for 15. You should have been potentially asking for 25. If you're missing a personal game point. Hold on. I was just touching on that one piece.

Secondly. And pause. Oh, pause. Hold on I was just touching on that one piece Secondly And pause Oh pause I'm still thinking Dog I asked you What you wanted You said 15 I got you what you wanted

We're done here Now if the person is representing you And getting a cut of your 15 And then they double dip I'm not a fan of that But if I'm hiring a fan of that. But if I'm hiring you for 15, I don't give a fuck if I get $99 million.

I gave you your 15, you should be satisfied. I don't know. But I don't think that that's a circumstance he's talking about. He's talking about like, you're talking about a rep,

somebody that you are like rocking with, not a one-time, not a one-off. Even if it was a one-off, I still think that's, I still think that's tasteless. I think that should be,

I should know what you're out here telling I'm being charged. Yeah, you should put me on. Because even if he took the 15 or the 30 or whatever, you don't know who he know. He might have did it and then conversation going on,

yo, this nigga expensive, bro. It cost me 30 to get him. I don't want to do it. Now you charged off the next man. Like, just my thing is, if we have a discussion, this is my rate. You going out shopping that is my rate you going out

shopping that as my rate cool but you doing your own thing on the side with on my name nah i'm not doing ice you've been around party promoters for a year you've been around party promoters for decades of course party promoters book somebody that particular entity says yo i want 10 000 to show up the party promoter now goes and tells somebody else, yeah, such and such want 15. They take the five off the top. I've had... Respond to what he's saying.

I'm agreeing that I've known that to happen. I've had people tell me, yo, tell him, yo, my rate is this, but put some extra on it. You do what you do. I've had them say that. In that instance, I'm cool. I'm cool with that too. But I'm talking about you going behind somebody's back.

You're inflating their rate. Now, if you get it, cool, but you could also, like you said, you could price them out. Oh, that's too steep. We don't want to do that. Now you don't cost me money because you were being greedy. You cost me money because we didn't get to do it. You would have never gotten the money.

Yeah, you would have never gotten the money. It has never cost you money because you're at zero. Yeah, you would have never gotten the money. I didn't cost you money. You're at zero. You haven't received a dime. You did. You cost me money because I was getting this. They would have been cool with my rate. That's not true.

You don't know that. You don't know that. You don't know that. They might not have been cool with the $7,000. We're not counting no penny before it come. It has to come for you to lose it. One. Two.

Okay. The word rep. What does that mean? What's the rep? That's going to have a lot to do with this. That's what I said. Manager, agent. If it's your manager, your publisher, your agent, or someone that is a part of your day to day dealing, someone that's a part of your

team, then yes, I have a problem with it. That's what I took it as, I have a problem with that. That's what I took it as. But rep don't say that. A rep don't say that. It could be a middleman that's representing you. Yeah, for a one-off.

It could be somebody that just handles the one-off deals. And in those instances, he's going to put some tax on it. That's standard. Yeah, he's definitely going to put some tax on it. But Joe, they put you on it. They're putting tax on it. That's not always true at all. I mean, they're supposed to put you on it. I know it's not always true. always true at all i mean they're supposed to put you on i know it's not always true i want to be put on well let's well let's talk about it joe button's my friend it's my relationship joe button's my friend people have been like yo dog i want joe to do x y and z i might come to joe and say yo

such and such want you to be a be a narrator on his mixtape. How much would you charge? Joe says, I want 20 grand. I might go back and be like, yo, Joe said he'll do it for 25. Nigga might be like, here you go. I'm going to give Joe 20. Joe's happy with the 20. I take the five.

The other person's happy. It's win, win, win all around the board. You don't think you should let Joe know that you took a cut, though? Not all the time. I mean, Joe my man. So I'll tell him, yo'all got the nigga for five, but I don't have to be his business. Sometimes, right?

Whoever is doing this, they have the Rolodex. These are their relationships. They have a pulse on what they can and can't get. And this is a flowing business for them, this network of people. So this deal for you might not have went through for whatever the reason, but I got 30 other people that I'm funneling through this person. So it's not only about you.

One, hold on, I'm not done. Two, you know how many times the artist wouldn't, the number I'm going to go get, you're not going to get anywhere because that's not your number. That's what happens. That's what happens. I'm getting this number because it's me this is the the rate that my name and good line of credit on this name bringing you is able to take you from 7 to 12 if i just said 12 on the

strength of you it might not come but my presence here has a lot to do with whatever I'm asking for and I'm gonna make sure you get whatever you asked me for you don't have nobody else to ask because you don't know these people that's what may say you don't know these people also in the event that somebody's double dipping where they're getting a managerial fee from you and they're putting something on the top sometimes i may not be mad at that and it has to balance out because millions of times every day artists go out there and try to book their own shit around the manager back around the rep back and y'all don't come reporting all the information and y'all damn sure don't pay them or the taxes on it so when it come back around the other way sometimes i'm saying okay you can't be so bad i get that i see what you okay let me ask you a question now so what happens in the event that blue williams that was

here one day i went to him talking about some manager shit whatever he asked me from the real hey what's your prices they always gonna ask what's your prices so they can know if it's worth it for them so whatever i was asking for would never be what he would go to these companies and ask for on the strength of me not only to build mine and his cachet but to set a precedent moving forward hey your prices is wrong you just all wrong so let me do it just trust but you wouldn't still get your same price that you told him your price was you never know but it might not be the full price so if joe said yo blue i want 20 and blue's looking at joe like yo you selling yourself short

blue go get 40 if he comes back and gives joe 25 30 grand and he takes the rest he's doing everybody a service and did a solid he looked out he did a solid i had to give you that nigga you said you wanted 20 let me ask y'all a question now you leave him let me say this real quick and go ahead now pardon me you leave that person and get with the person that's true to faith value

whatever is happening is what they come tell you they can't get nothing they can't get nothing shaken so now you do find the value in this particular person being the one to deliver me go ahead Ice

now my question is he gets you to 30. You at the show or whatever, you end up having a conversation with somebody and you find out that 30 was paid for you. Exactly. There you go. That's where the problems come from. Do you now go back to that person that booked and say, hey, yo,

dogs, they told me 30. They paid you 30 for me. Do you say something or no? I would. You can have that talk if you want to have the talk. Because these conversations don't happen.

This happens. If he feel like... You don't say nothing at all. I don't give a fuck. Really? I don't care. Bro, I really try not to... We joke and we laugh

and joke a lot. I really try not to pocket watch because in pocket watching, you will always be somewhat upset. Like anybody that's ever worked for somebody else, bro, there's a pocket. They getting paid off of you. For sure.

In any capacity. Yes. Somebody's making money off of you. That's the whole point of hiring people. Or we're friends. You see what I'm saying? Like somebody's making money off of you. That is a part of working for somebody else.

Yes. I've been a contractor for 20 years. My electrician comes out and tells me 20 grand to do a house. I don't charge the homeowner 20 grand. I charge the homeowner 27 grand. I charge whatever the fuck I want to put on top of it. That's my money. I'm getting to pay the fee to facilitate the electrician doing everything that he's supposed to do.

And I also take the liability if the electrician do some that he's supposed to do and I also take the liability if the electrician do some fuck shit. I get paid for that. So for the electrician to say, yo, you charged him $28 and you only gave me $20. Your point is what? This is my... You don't know this homeowner. I put you on this job. That wouldn't be different though

ish from the situation? That wouldn't be different? No, because I want Flip to do a skit for me. Mm-hmm. Joe, find out how much Flip will charge me. It's six grand. Six grand. Joe tells me, Ish, give me 10 grand.

Flip knocks the skit out the park. Mm-hmm. I give Joe 10 grand, I'm happy. Joe got his four, he's happy. Flip got his six, he's happy. I don't see where the discrepancy lies. The problem is for Flip, if eventually, if he should be making more money,

I just think there should be a communication there. I do. I agree. I do too. That's all. But it shouldn't, I'm arguing that saying, if we don't have a relationship and I'm doing one-offs for you, then no, I shouldn't.

I'm with you 100% on the one-offs. When he said your rep, I'm thinking like, this is your person that's going out to security. If they work for you And they get a commission From you anyway Then they could be That was

That was where we were Some things will come at that Like yo you still I feel like I just feel like it's being To me And I could be wrong Unethical

And sneaky Why you don't just tell me Hey yo Flip Yo I'm gonna put on I was just speaking to my man Kirk He like yo Flip They want you to do something In Newark, New Jersey

This guy got a job I said alright cool Kirk said on the phone to me Call me first Kirk said on the phone To me What's your price I gave him this

He said Flip I'm going to put something on top I'm fine with that But I had situations Where when I went to After business was said and done I went back to the location A year later

Yo nigga Nigga's trying to be like 15 flip 15 In my head So now I'm lost What you talking about 15 So I have to

Now I have to chalk it up Cause I don't want to show That there's any chink in my armor Right So I have to chalk it up And in my mind Like that's foul Cause you could've told me

Right That's how I feel Tell me That sounds like a one off And it was a one off It sounded like somebody Was doing one off But it was a one off

Now it's a one Now it's a no off Now it's a no off But you're right It was a one-off. And it was a one-off. It sounded like somebody was doing a one-off. But it was a one-off. Now it's a one-off. Now it's a no-off. Now it's a no-off. You're right. It was a one-off. But I don't know why I think like that, Joe. I mean, I hear what you and Isha are saying. And people, that's their arguments.

It was a big argument. They're like, yo, nigga, I'm getting it. If it's a one-off, that person's not incentivized to do the right thing long term. They're trying to get their quick nut. Because the person that's doing the one-off feels like when you argue with them, you don't want to see me eat. Why do you care if I'm giving you your price? Yeah, because that's true.

That's the argument. You don't want to see me eat, nigga, you're the only one that can eat. But it's like, okay, but I do want to see you eat, but why not tell me? It comes off sneaky to me,

to me. I may be wrong. It's just like, put me on, nigga. Hey, yo, Flo, I'm going to get 12. I'll get 12. Go ahead.

Yo, you know what else is funny about this? This is another thing that's never talked about enough. You know just how much information is kept from people like me and you? From the manager and the rep and the agent and the agency? Yeah, I know. It's their job kind of to decide what is to be told to us and what is to be kept from us. But you became comfortable with you

have you became comfortable with trusting people to run your business some of us are micromanagers which affects the business and it takes a while for you to get out of that mentality it takes a while that's you have to build trust and equity with a person like i'm not doing that then i mean i'm i say you're doing crackhead shit i know i'm out there. True. But if you're not doing it like that, you're running a crackhead operation. True. You have to find somebody that you trust in some capacity

if you're trying to scale. I agree. Now I agree before I did that. Before I didn't agree though. And with me, before I even talk about other people putting it totally on me, I wasn't the person

that you should have told all the information to when I was an artist. I'm going to go fuck up the deal. I'm going to go act out. I'm going to go and carry myself in an unprofessional manner to where as if you know me and you work with me every day, you know what's going to trigger me, send me off the loop, give me the yell at him, give me the tweet, something like that. I don't believe talent should be told everything.

It's not until you get in that upseat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even look at in sports. There's a reason why they have agents, because they might tell you some shit about your performance that you don't want to fucking hear. To keep it real, even- It's not going to be good for your career.

It's not going to be good for your mentality. Even watching how they do business up here, even watching Joe and them, I became more comfortable with Bassey, or you run that, because I know I'm going to react like this, I'm going to do this. If they say that I'm there, I'm going to fuck up the whole shit. I'm known for fucking up situations, me personally.

Self-sabotaging, nigga, I wear it. Nigga, fuck you, suck my dick, I don't care. I'll take it later, because I'm going to figure it out. But then if you can avoid that, why not avoid it? The older you get, you want to look to avoid that. And then me though, I watch people like Vince McMahon,

WWE, nothing goes past Vince. You see what I'm saying? And that's a successful company. So is Vince an anomaly? Nothing goes past Vince. Vince signs off on everything. The show,

he make changes. Yeah, but you can still have nothing going past you where you still got people delegated. He still make changes. Yeah, but you can still have nothing going past you where you still got people delegated. He still delegated. Yeah, people delegated to handle certain shit.

And now, once it's decision-making time, it makes it up the ladder to him. But it's probably a bunch of shit that don't even make it up to him. Like, the people that's delegated to handle that

is like, yo, we not even taking this to him. This is dead. Damn. I want you to watch the Chris Farley episode of Dark Side of Comedy okay I familiar you with Chris Chris Farley a little bit I think I was a little bit too but I watch some piece Chris for us so many people we love recipes Robin Williams I know

remember this in line with their cuz you said it was because they had the wrestling one Dark Side of the Ring yeah Dark Side of the Ring Vice is who did that the wrestling one that's just amazing that's fire fire

and they got another one Dark Side of the 2000s wow but Dark Side of Comedy I'm super late on it it came out in 2022 and then I heard that Vice went down

that's what I'm saying but now I'm seeing the coming attractions for season two. That's coming October 17th for Dark Side of Comedy. They got it. They're doing Ellen. They're doing it. But this first season is some of the

best shit I've ever seen. Chris Farley they did. Roseanne they did. The nigga from Mad TV. These niggas was losing it. Bugging. That's how I felt watching the wrestling one. I personally know a bunch of comedians and we question sometimes like, yo,

this dude was mad, mad funny. What happened? Yo, they really be fucked up. Like a lot, a lot of comedians are heavy, heavy,

heavy substance abusers. A bunch of them. A bunch of them. Some of the best are really, really fucked up out here. I highlighted the Chris Farley episode

only because in watching it his run was so much shorter than I remember just from his name like he was only on

SNL for like what two three years yeah but in that he shot up season one killed that shit right and from there

he had problems that the cast and SNL and the co-founder, I forgot his name. Lorne Michaels. Lorne, Lorne, Lorne Michaels. They ended up enabling him, but they were trying to help him by continuing to put him on in front. And some of those Saturday Night Live episodes where he was going through it in real time. And Lorne caught a lot of backlash for even putting this sick man going through it in real time and Lauren caught a lot of backlash for even putting this sick man going through it in front of here like because he was a cash cow that's why Lauren uh no Chris Farley he was a cash cow because oh he was you talking about

inner issues yeah yeah okay okay okay yeah oh they some. I'm just looking at all of season one. Chris Farley, Andrew Dice Clay, Roseanne, Artie Lange, Richard Pryor. Dice, you foul, yo. Dustin Diamond. You foul. You foul, Dice. That was foul. Greg Giraldo.

You can't do that. Freddie Prince. Maria Bamford. Freddie Prince. Yes, Freddie Prince. That one was great. He shot himself in the head. Rest in peace. But that one was great he shot himself in the head rest in peace but that one was great he was the comedian he's from what in the 70s

Shonda and there was a show but anyway he was the first Hispanic comedian to start having these having this mainstream success and he had a sitcom Laverne and Shirley no he might have featured on there I don't know but he had a show. Laverne and Shirley? No. He might have featured on there. I don't know.

But he had a show. His own shit. Shonda and whatever it is where he was killing. And you know what else? All of these shows but he was sad and he was depressed

and it got crazy. But another thing I noticed with all these comedians most of them got their break from Johnny Carson and The Tonight Show. Back in the day. Every single one of them that was break from Johnny Carson and the Tonight Show. Back in the day. Every single one of them

that was doing some underground, whatever, they said, and then I went to the Tonight Show. Oh shit, his child is

Freddie Prinze Jr. Freddie Prinze Jr. is his son. Oh. That's when I'm looking. Freddie Prinze Jr. I don't know. You know him.

White boy played in mad movies. You know him. He was married to Sarah Michelle Gellar, Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. You definitely know him. You've seen him in a bunchellar Buffy the vampire slayer you definitely know him

you've seen him in a bunch of movies that's crazy this nigga you've seen him oh that's his son that's his son Freddie Prinze

yo this shit be fucking me up Netflix they got something coming on um Kadeem Hardison's mom oh yeah who apparently you're not well read

no I'm getting you're supposed to know this one. I'm getting this. It's your bag. I honestly didn't see. Don't worry, girl. No, fuck that. I didn't see that.

This was the fucking platform to fucking talk about that shit. Now she got a phone. Now she got a phone now. She got a fucking screenshot of that shit. I'll let you handle it. Since you didn't bring it up, we going on hour number seven. But while you bring it up up i didn't even know that that was kadeem hardison's mom and how great she was bethann hardison she is a now you know

the documentary is called invisible beauty no because is this really the platform to fucking talk about that did i tell you guys when i went to go see the documentary about donyale luna you go who the fuck is that bitch she is the first black supermodel to cover fucking vogue like and she her history has been erased see i don't care about that these are but these two documentaries have come out and kadeem hardison's mom to my understanding is responsible she is her role is a lot larger than first black woman. She set the tone back when we wasn't allowed to be funny.

When it was redlining comedy, she's like the lineage. The same way we talk about- No, she's not a comedian. No, fashion. Yes. I'm talking about fashion. You said redlining

and comedy and stuff like that. In fashion, I meant. Just the link to pull black people up. Well, before that, she was a model herself. Yeah. But her beauty was not necessarily like the- Accepted.

Yeah, exactly. She has very Afrocentric features. And so she was a pioneer. And then she became an agent and the legend that she is. Oh, I read up on it. You don't have to tell me. You didn't know. I did know.

I'm, again, is this really? What good is knowing if you don't bring it to your platform? Hey, so you guys sound like, I saw this documentary. It's called Invisible Beauty. And it was about Beth. And you niggas would have been like, shut the fuck up. Then it's your job to find a cool way to bring it to the platform. I was just blown away because, damn, that's Kadeem Hardison's mom.

Wow, that makes so much sense now if you just know a little bit about Kadeem Hardison. Like, it made sense. I didn't know. Okay. Well, if you get the opportunity, watch Invisible Beauty. Okay. That's the documentary that is about Bethann Hardison. And then if you want to watch something else,

watch the documentary about Donyell Luna. It makes sense because it's around the same time. No, we're not watching that, though. You should. I'm talking shit. It's on HBO. Max, you can watch right now. I'm talking shit.

All right, what else we got going? Does anybody care about Drake versus Charlamagne? We haven't talked music at all this entire episode. I saw the post, but I don't know what the fuck he was, I don't know why. What did Charlamagne say?

I ain't repeating it. Don't try to get me in trouble. I mean, it's, whatever he said is not to focus on why this beef is going on. What he said was,

this is unlike a Drake, this is not performing like a Drake record. It's not good. The lyrics, they just now talking about two days after it released. That's not like a Drake this is not performing like a Drake record it's not good the lyrics they just now talking about two days after it released that's not like a Drake record and I thought it would be harder to just call for the dogs this is like kind of slow just I don't get it I don't think it's it that's what he said didn't sound like uh a diss it didn't sound like it no it was

this but it didn't sound like a horrible critique it was a diss, but it didn't sound like a horrible critique. It was a critique many people had. I'm assuming Drake's issue was you've been, because Drake then did like a montage of horrible things that Charlamagne has said in reference to Drake and this is dating back

to like 2011 where when you look at it that way, it's like, oh, you've been on this nigga's head just for a while. Can both things be true though? Yeah, I've been on your head but head just for a while can both things be true though

yeah I've been on your head but this is still a song this song is still trash yeah but yeah but then I'm not responding to your take of the song being trash I'm responding to

there being you being on my dick for 20 years of you being on my dick okay I think that it's a hard job what y'all do

well now I'm kind of y'all I don't of what we do but I you know I try to stay away from that but I think that if

Drake being Drake you can't deny Drake has had some monumentous moments so if you're a person that never gives me credit not saying Charlamagne

doesn't because I don't know but if you just been shooting at me for the last 10-15 years even though I'm one them, then I'm going to have an issue with that. But if you give me props and then you shoot at me, then you give me props, then you shoot at me. I just think that comes along with the job and the territory. But if you are the person that never gives me props, then I can definitely see how he would have an issue if that is the case.

I was home hating. Well, because he didn't shoot at you? Yeah. But you give him props. But that's why people don't. So that you can return fire. And now ball is in my court. How I want to handle the biggest artists in the world.

Talking to me. And no matter if you shitting on me or not. You saying anything about me. Just. But is that what we do yeah yo i ain't feeling that we as people we respond to negative things faster than positive of course a negative negative response gets negativity negativity gets a quicker response to anything positive now i say that as an an innocent bystander as an onlooker right because

it didn't feel good when drake was coming at me it didn't feel good when Drake was coming at me. It didn't feel good. Like, I wasn't excited to come in and pod and go rap and, no. Kind of ruined life a little bit. That's what I'm saying. Like, yeah. Yeah, I'm podding.

I'm just talking shit. All right. All right. You want the nigga to shoot us, you? No, not today. Not today. Go on, see him coming out the water pool. Okay.

Oh, you trying to make a gay joke about me? Asking a question or something. You just stepped on his gay joke. Stopped right on that shit. Stopped on that shit. A-Town stopped. Take it to the hill in Toto. Yo, Mel, tell us about the strike ending.

Yeah, so it seems like the WGA strike has reached a tentative deal um yeah so it hasn't been formally um signed off on but if it is then that will end the deal and so things that will return really quickly are um late night shows late night shows those are going to return quicker but it's going to take a while for the machine to get rolling again. That doesn't mean that SAG and AFTRA their deal's

been finalized. They're still going to be striking. I also read that the WGA is striking against video game companies now. Why? Because they use actors and writers in video games damn near movies now. If they're not getting their cut of that shit while we're doing this, Mm-hmm. Why? Because they use actors and writers in video games. Video games are damn near movies now. Mm-hmm. Yep.

So if they're not getting their cut of that shit, while we're doing this, let's go ahead and take care of this one. Include y'all into it. Me as well. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. But I'm glad that that's happening. Yeah. You know I can't see, yo.

Pass this to him. And we'll just keep talking. Yeah, ain't nobody telling you to look look at you what I get to look look at these guys alright

well I'm glad the shows will be coming back yeah they did issue a little announcement to the members they were like

hey don't y'all go back to work we don't have nothing signed yet y'all are still striking. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Tentative deal. Yeah, they were like, look, this is just tentative. Let's wait till we get the ink dry. Because shit can blow up at the last minute. Exactly. So it's pretty cool. Glad to hear that the strike will be over, though, because you shows us. It's rough right now.

It's rough on shit. You shows us rough. Yeah. I meant to do this at the top. Prayers for Crazy Bone, of course. Yes. Pardon us. Crazy Bone.

Yeah, that's a really sad story. Crazy Bone, we love you. We praying for you. Word up. We need you, man. Definitely. And shout out to his fans, family, loved ones, all of his group mates. Everybody. Everybody.

Everybody. Drag-on versus? Drag-on versus Pitbull, man. The battle we needed. Excuse me? Wait, what Pitbull? Who's Drag-on? Drag-on.

They call me Drag-on. I keep telling y'all about his music self. No, I know who Drag-on is. I just said it, nigga. You scared me. I don't know. Stop. I don't know.

And Pitbull. Pitbull. Mr. Miami Pitbull? Mr. 305? Apparently, Pitbull keeps saying that he beat Dragón in a rap battle. Dragón don't like that shit at all. Yes. Is there any...

You know, Dragón was battling a lot of niggas back in the days. He was. And his record was flawless. So he keeps saying that, you know, he's upset that Pitbull, he addressed Pitbull, and nigga, stop saying you beat me in a rap battle. That's not what happened. Or come battle me.

Or come battle me now. Today. Or leave your 27,000 square foot villa and somewhere else to come to uptown. He's not uptown. Come on. That's rude. I was just asking.

My man, he's not uptown. That's crazy. I was just asking. Are you pulling up drag on to read it? I am. I was going to say it to you because I think you'll probably put a little bit more sauce on it. While we say that,

I mean, it's hard for me to tell drag that nobody gives a fuck When he gives a fuck Like I see how his life Could be affected By Pitbull Saying some shit Niggas in the projects Running up to drag

Yeah he lost He lost to Pitbull Like Pitbull just thinking He's saying some shit In the interview Nigga drag on Life is being affected By what you're saying

Knock it off So much so That he had to say Something about it 30 years later. And he still sounded like mad. The bad shit. At Pitbull. I've been watching you tell lies for over 15 years about how you battled me and won. Crying face.

Crying face, crying face. First off, I was shooting a video with DMX, No Love For Me. And they begged me to come outside to hear you and spit with you. I didn't even want to come out there. And I shouldn't have. But I did. That was not a battle at all. And you know this.

Don't let this nigga Irv Gotti pump you up to get smoked. I don't know why you've been saying you got on through me. Because you have been very successful. Very successful. Now, you even added more lies to the story. I battled real niggas with real bars. So now you have my undivided attention. So check this out.

If you mention my name, oh, this is the Joe Budden special right here. If you mention my name. One more again. One more time. In a disrespectful way, you will be my next part 47. I will dedicate that one to you and herb goddy with no problem

i do not bother no one but you keep messing with me why i know i'm a bar trophy to some of you rappers and before you respond go watch my other freestyle parts and see if you want this smoke. On my mama, I will smoke you. Pitbull, I will. I like mixing my blah, blah, blah. I can't read no more. I've read enough. Yeah, that's enough. Drag on.

Pitbull. It's busy. Huh? He's busy. I don't think he's coming up for that. Yeah, he's busy eyeing in the suit. And listen, stop. Don't do that to Pitbull. Pitbull used to go.

Maybe he could have won. Maybe he could have won a round or two. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I'm not going to say Pitbull won because Drag-On seemed pretty upset about it. But I am going to let him know that these kids today don't care, man. That's not enough. These kids, they don't care about who won.

None of y'all won today. Flip, you all right over there? Yeah. Can you stand up? I'm excited. Why are you excited? The docket, too. Hey.

Uh-oh. Clear out. I saw. Let me clear out. Let me run to the baseline. No, no, no, no, no, no. I got to run to the baseline with my hands up for the three. Fuck out of here.

No, I'm throwing it to you. Wait, huh? That is not how dockets work. Listen, we heard what you niggas saying out there, man. I just want to say this. I feel like it's extremely disrespectful how Joe Button and the Joe Button podcast was being disrespected out there when we were extremely respectful up here to the guest. We had fun.

We laughed. We joked. I think it's tasteless, classless. And I think that all it does is all it does is say what the people are saying about these individuals is true.

A phone call sometimes a phone call most of the times could mend all this out But everybody chooses to go to the internet And why? Why do that? Tasha K You talk about the white man, right?

You went to the white man And stuff like that But when you were up here Joe showed you love We all showed you love While you were saying a lot of funny stuff up here We gave you the grace And allowed you to speak your piece

All Joe said to me and to us Is that I think we have to edit it a little more seeing a lot of funny stuff up here. We gave you the grace and allowed you to speak your piece. All Joe said to me and to us is that I think we have to edit it a little more. And you went out there and went loose. And salute. But you can't talk about this black power shit if you just run to the white man, quote unquote allegedly, if you run to the white man

and use him as a tool to insult black people. It's nasty. It's disgusting. You mentioned it, Melissa Ford. Melissa Ford Hawley said two or three words to you and she was extremely respectful.

That's nasty. You said that you said I was a bitch. You did say that up here, which was cool, but I don't take it serious because it's content. Shout out to you and the young lady

that was up here representing and I still like you and I think that you're a unique person. I just think the way you went about it, you're better than that. We sat here, you know, you were motivating me when you was talking about the black man

and knowing how to move and stuff like that. And the first chance you got is that you went to a white man and allowed him to join you into bashing your fellow black brother over an interview. And you should have just asked him or took your time

because to my knowledge, all Joe said was, we have to edit it a little more and then we're going to put it out. And then you jumped out the window. You just shot yourself in the foot. So I do wish the best for you. I think you're dope.

I listened to this. I followed you and stuff like that. But I just think that You didn't have to go that route sis You better than that Keep it like that Okay Alright

Nice clean docket there You got anything else Or That was it No yeah I don't want to insult her man No I just meant anybody Like you got

Usually a docket implies Just more than one Yeah it's more It's a list Nah Nah My man come back Yeah My man Oh Usually a docket implies There's more than one Yeah it's more It's a list Nah Nah My man come back Yeah

My man Oh I had some names I'm about to say I think that was Very well worded flip Yeah it was Thank you

Well said Well thought out And I like that I'm glad I like that I'm glad you did that Like that

Cause it's really Right like You see people say shit Like like, the content creator, and you want to come back in here and get the content. But sometimes it ain't even about that, right? Like, still ain't got no beef with Shorty. But you're doing what you're doing. Have a blast.

Play with the pigs. Might get muddy sometime. Not saying she's a pig. I'm just saying. It's what comes with the territory. That's it. I'm feeling good. I what comes with the territory that's it I'm feeling good I don't have a docket I don't have a docket none at all but what I know what I will say this is not this is not docket related I kind of said something like this similar to her in the

text when she hit me after she had went to the internet with all of that craziness that I didn't click on see that's the thing I don't click I don't know what y'all say to these sources to these outlets on your live stream when the fans come tell me I don't know what you said because I'm a master at not clicking it so when you spoke when I when she hit me I didn't click none of that shit right what I will say this age we in where people communicate through the Internet is goofy to me. Especially when you have something that's hurting you or affecting you or that you want to share or be expressive about and you can't. You just rush to your Insta Live, to Snapchat, to TikTok, to YouTube. I think that this new generation or this new wave of people that do that

need to find a different way. Nothing wrong with the internet. I agree. But we got to find better ways to handle our emotions or shit that we're angry about. I think at a certain age.

Because the newer generation, this is what they do. I ain't saying age is only because some of these older people ain't never stepped off the porch. Right?

So they learning like these kids is learning. Resolution and conversations for us at our age didn't come through a computer. We learned. I had to speak to somebody. I had to talk to you on the phone. I had to talk to you face to face. It didn't come from a computer.

Nowadays, people rush to the Internet to express their grievances. And I just think that that's crazy to me from a certain age group and up i mean yeah they should process better the younger kids that's what they do they go to this immediately you know i'm saying but for us yo we 40 if i if i got your number i told somebody else that was shooting i was like yo dog you got my phone number if you have an issue with me call me on the phone don't put my name on no fucking Instagram post like that's goofy shit to me I think that's important

for us to share so let me share too yo if you got a problem with me and you have my number keep that shit to your fucking self

and it's up it's up when you see me and that's it that's it that's just what it is if you got a problem yeah like that shit is goofy

what the fuck are they talking about niggas it's fucking stupid prayers love thoughts well wishes to all right Yeah, like that shit's a goof. What the fuck are they talking about? Niggas, it's fucking stupid. Prayers, love, thoughts, well wishes to all, right? I don't even pay none of that fucking hug going to see itchy and scratchy no mind. He was up here talking about segregation. Now you running this nigga.

I don't want to hear none of that shit. Itchy and scratchy. Yeah, now he look itchy and scratchy. He like both of them niggas. Greasy and dusty. You don't respond to these things, man. That's why you have six people. You don't respond to these things.

But sometimes us being up here and asking and having these conversations, it kind of bothers us as a team. Well, me. You know what I mean? Because it's like, I don't remember you saying that. I don't know, like. Saying what? I'm not putting the interview out.

I don't remember him saying that. I saying what? I'm not putting the interview out. I don't I don't remember him saying I keep thinking I went back to ask me directly on the spot on air on the next episode. How are you putting out? I was like, oh, no, maybe not. Yeah, that's what that's what she told me. Oh, but then when. OK. And I even said that she said that to me. You said you wasn't putting out where you said that publicly in a pocket. No, I responded to a story that was specifically about me on a podcast publicly.

Has nothing to do with how I'm moving outside of a podcast. People do that, too. Right. Like podcasters get to podcasting. And now we've taken your podcast word is bond. I'm sitting here lying my ass off most of the time. Y'all can't take my podcast word as shit. Yeah, but when I asked you also, you said we have to do a little more editing. It was more editing. That was it.

But listen, great. Sometimes people show their ass in that process. So while I'm editing, y'all showing y'all ass, okay, now I'm not putting this out and I'm not working

with y'all no more. The end. It's not worth, the risk is not worth the reward in that aspect. There's no beef. But end. It's not worth, the risk is not worth the reward. Got it. In that aspect. There's no beef. But you were empath.

Do you understand the emotional standpoint? I totally understand because it was a great interview. Got it. So you understand what I mean? To me, that's more of a reason. Yeah, but see, I disagree with that.

Me too. Because if it was a great interview, I think we built, I'm sorry, Ice. No, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. With that being said, the interview was really, really good. It was.

Actually, surprisingly so We had a great chemistry All that We was laughing And bugging out up here So my thing would be And this is again Goes back to I think

Age and maturity If I felt that I would hit you like Yo dawg I thought we had Something fly Well that's one way to do it Instead of going straight

To the internet To do the messy shit I would have called you On the phone And said yo dawg And it bothered her Because I watched the video. She's emotional.

Almost emotional. I believe that. Yeah, I don't even like how she say nigger. She said it like with the ER, like when some of y'all get flustered, y'all curse bad.

No offense. Like some of y'all should just talk straight when y'all get to cursing. It sounded like an ER on that. She was tight, tight, tight. But to me, I'm like, is she emotional

because the interview was good because she has love for Joe? Like, I didn't understand. No, she has no love for me. She was tight, tight, tight. But to me, I'm like, is she emotional because the interview was good? Because she has love for Joe? I didn't understand. No, she has no love for me. She's emotional because, I tell you, when people go on press runs, they have something that they want to press run. Got it.

In her case, I assume it was an attempt at humanizing her, which our episode did the best job ever would have done humanizing her so when that don't come out i get the anger and damn i kind of needed that one to hit she went and talked to homeboy that that wasn't nothing like what we did nothing that was nothing my thing is though just because you angry don't give you the right to behave that way. True, but everybody deals with anger differently. True, but if I wanted to be humanized, this is going to work in reverse. Well, in talking to her, you could see that she don't hit all the steps. But Joe, I know you always say, Flip, this is what you do. This is what you do.

I didn't want to talk with this girl at all, but somehow here we are. Oh, Joe. Do we have time? What? Do you do? I'm your tag team partner, Joe. I'm your man. But sometimes the tag team for me, I'm only speaking about for me, is not paying in any

month. I just don't like that. Yeah, but so what? But you want people to think these things and you were so nice and you were cool. I mean, we said it was great. Like, where does it turn left? And then I have to question you because as your brother, it's like, okay,

I asked you this question on the phone and I asked you on the pod, like, all right, you said you understand cool. You've also been a man that's been very vocal. I don't think that Cardi B

is the reason that you didn't do it. And that's wrong to let people run with that. Because you just said in the same pod, hey, yo, when I say a thousand

good things about you and you don't hit me up, don't hit me up, don't hit me up when I say one bad thing. That was to that situation. You wasn't kissing ass, so why let that... But the people that believe...

The people that believe I changed my course of action because of Cardi B are going to think that regardless. And what if you don't give a fuck what those people think?

I don't care. I got it, okay. Yeah, I don't care what any of these people think, right? Like, there's some people out there that say I changed my course of action because I want a cardi b interview cardi b has

done at least seven interviews in the past two weeks i've just watched them i don't want i don't i'm not looking for that if you want to come here and sit here great but i'm not looking for a cardi b interview that was kaiser just now calling me yo you want a car interview i gotta piece it up no i don't piece it up but i, I don't. Piece it up. But I don't want no interview. I don't like that they put that on content creators, too. That you flimsy in your backbone because you want a story or an interview. Yeah, all of y'all niggas can suck my dick.

Hey, because a lot of them are. Majority of them are. That's true. That's how they play. But them, cool. I want to always conduct myself in a manner that shows the separation. Exactly. I don't do that.

No, I'm with you. I'm just saying that. I don't do that. The reason why they put that on them niggas on the concert grid is how they behave. This would go out. Yo, in closing on my part, I watched my man edit some stuff to sort of push the humanizing agenda. Watch him. Yo, that may not sound good.. Yo, that may not sound good.

You know, that may not look good. So you'll take that part out. Off the strip of her, not off the strip of us. We didn't say nothing crazy. And he don't get credit for it. But if I say that, they say I'm on his dick, I'm on his nuts, which is cool. Because I don't really even fuck with him sometimes.

But I have to say the truth of what I see. Yo, yo, yo, Parks, take that part out. That part might sound crazy and it and put her in a bad light. The interview had the potential to be a problem reputation-wise. It could have been a financial problem. It could have been an algorithmic problem. There were 99 problems that the interview could have been before Cardi B got inserted into this. Got it.

And clearly, they both are still really passionate about whatever transpired, and I was negligent in that. I'm accountable for it. They both are still kind of turned up over it, so not the time to put yourself in woman shit when they got turned up. To anybody I did wrong,

I apologize. To the rest of you, suck my left yeah suck my fucking left ball nigga it's up when you see me you know what time it is that's it

oh my god now what else we got we got more on the docket that was like a friendly little that was like a docket with grace yeah we gotta give grace

that was a graceful docket I think the other docket members cause we gonna go in we gonna go in I'm not going in I know if you going to go in I'm not going in I know Exactly

If you're not going in I'm not going in Your life is too good man Don't look at me You know I ain't going in Because they be going that too If it don't affect nothing If it don't affect nothing

They try to take Joe out Let me just say They try to take my man out I know y'all don't like the hair They try to take him out Niggas is coming Hey yo Flip what up Yup

They try to take my man out They try to hit his shop I have one request To whoever it is That will do my future doc if it's not me. When you get to the portion showing all the people that have tried to take me out over the years, please do a reenactment in real time showing what I was doing at the time. Like, that's what I'd be home thinking on the weekends. Like, if these niggas knew what I'd just be home doing and thinking while they're kicking

my back in, it's nuts. Like, you would stop. You would stop. I'm pouring the fucking lavender Epsom salt into the bathtub. Unbothered, nigga. Hey, I got my oil. I pull out my little oil thing me and my son get to pour in the oil burners in. I'm pulling the Glade plug-ins all around the house. I'm bodying shit while y'all kicking my back. I'm pulling the Glade plug-ins all around the house.

I'm bodying shit while y'all kicking my back. I'm smelling the Glade. Mmm. Some new shit. Shea vanilla. Shea vanilla. Yeah, I'm into all that domestic shit.

You niggas is online fucking being terrorists. Joe Mother be DMing me, sending me the... The cents? Got them on sale for a dollar. My mom gonna find the sale. And got them on sale for a dollar. My mom going to find them on sale. And they got the shea butter Epsom salt.

Dog, that's what I was laughing at. Y'all are kicking my back in online. You know where my brain is? I'm at CVS getting the L'Oreal facial moisturizer shit that now they're keeping the glass thing. They keep everything in the glass. Everything is locked up now. All right, so I ain't been in a while. Oh, no.

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Deodorant. Deodorant. Deodorant. Deodorant. Deodorant. Deodorant. Burps? L'Oreal facial shit? No, they keep that shit in the glass in the hood. Okay. Oh, no, in the hood. The whole store's in the hood. We can't even get a water. I'm talking about here, nigga. Really?

Yeah, so wait. It gets dumber while they kicking my back in the line. Let me tell y'all what I'm doing. I'm in front of the L'Oreal glass. There's a button. There's a little button. You can tell me. Why didn't y'all come in and tell me about this, though?

They've been slowly putting more things in jail. I'm going to fight y'all. The only thing I went to CVS and never bought was lube until I started getting it sent to my house, and they wasn't locking that up. I was the only freaking nigga over there. It's locked up now. So I pressed the little button. Funny thing, the lube isn't locked up in my joint.

The lube ain't locked up over here either. Oh, nah. Well, anyway, we'll just shut up, man. That shit locked up. On the glass, they got the little circle button that says. Call for attention. Call for attention. So I pressed the shit like a dodo.

I just pressed it and I'm standing there. Assistance needed in allergy department. Where I was, it wasn't a burp. It was like an ambulance was coming. And then the voice that come on is the overworked girl. One lady on the register. 30 people up there. It's her voice.

Hey, can we get some assistance in the L'Oreal skin department? So I stand there. Somebody got to acknowledge that. Guess what? Nope. No. I started tippy-toeing. Maybe they missed me.

Nope. Not a thing. So you know what I did? Yelled? No, you push it again. Yeah, you got missed me. Nope, not a thing. So you know what I did? Yelled? No, you pushed it again. Like a loser. Hey, they need attention over there. Finally, I stepped toward them niggas, grabbed them by the apron. Yo, dog, you gonna bust

this shit open or not? They got some L'Oreal Shea Butter shit I need right here. I got like 90 of themreal shea butter shit I need right here. I got like 90 of them shea butter shit. My skin look good? Mm-hmm. Thank you, Mel. See, they don't have

skin regimens and he don't use lotion. Who don't? And he don't use lotion. Oh, okay. Don't say they. Shut up, nigga. Skin is good.

I want to hear about that Invisalign shit you're talking about. That has nothing to do with skin. See, look. Yeah, you should have told me that. Yeah, it's hell.

It's hell in the Walgreens. I didn't know that was going on. That is ridiculous, bro. Oh, no, Walgreens is crazy. The whole store is on lots and lots. I know Walgreens is crazy. CBS, I didn't know they was getting that. CBS was locked up before Walgreens for me.

I didn't know they did that in the Burbs. In the hood, they got it like that. I didn't know the Burbs. I can't even go to the Walgreens in the hood no more. It's annoying. You're going to spend more time waiting and then, and it's so bad in the hood now. When you push the button, whatever

you get, they're going to take it to the register. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can't even get it. That's ridiculous. But now, you get to the register. Look, look, you get to the register. You don't know. You don't went to a couple different sections. So they're going to say, some of your shit here, you get to the register. Treat me like a man. Look, you get to the register. You don't know. You done went to a couple different sections. So they done sat some of your shit here, some of your shit there. Like, I'm good. No, don't go.

I'm going to go a couple towns over. Home Depot doing that. I remember I used to go in there. The plan B was what I learned was locked up. I was there. That's right behind the register. That was the first one. That was the first one to go.

Let me see if I have anything else here I think is important. You see they're trying to reboot The Office. Leave it alone. They are? Michael Scott coming back? No, they said they don't know what castmates and characters will be back. Bring it back. But the showrunner is behind it.

The original showrunner is behind it, so they're figuring it out. I don't think any of the actors. Steve Carell, he's not coming back. I doubt that he's coming back. Bring it behind it, so they're figuring it out. I don't think any of the actors Steve Carell, he's not coming back. I doubt that he's coming back. Bring it back. He had that. Leave it alone.

I'll watch it. That shit was great. Yo, speaking of Steve Carell, what I will say is there was some clip that went around about the, what's Jennifer Aniston's show? The Morning Show.

The Morning Show. Y'all should watch it. And that clip looked fire enough to make me watch it. I am going to check it out. The show's fire. I have to go back to season one? Yes, you do.

You absolutely have to start season one. I am going to check it out. The show's fire. I have to go back to season one? Yes, you do. You absolutely have to start season one. 100? Sorry, I'm sorry. No, no, no. The show is so good. No, listen. The show is so good.

You have to start it at season one. The show is so good. And it's not even about Jennifer Aniston even though she's fabulous and won a Golden Globe. Okay, big dog.

Yeah. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do whatever you say. Because season three just started, but you have to go back to season one. I'm going to do whatever you say. Because season three just started, but you have to go back to season one

because Steve Carell is not in season three. We understand. Sorry. Very passionate. Jesus. I really like the show. I do too.

I'm with her. That show is amazing. I got to watch it. There's nothing to watch. Really quickly, does anybody have any thoughts on Spotify's usage of AI as it pertains to podcasts?

What are they doing now? They're using AI to translate in over 30 countries or however many countries. And languages. Yeah. I'm actually not mad at that. I like it too.

I'm not mad at it. I feel like they stole my IP. Yeah, as someone, we've had these conversations internally about how to do this. Yeah, I've had it with them. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Directly over there. Oh, shit. Directly over there. Oh, yeah. In 2018. You know what would really blow us up? Parlez-vous, Vincent? Yeah. Yeah. Too much manpower.

Too expensive. I'm not doing none of that shit. Well, I got the AI. It makes sense. I do appreciate... AI is going to be fly in certain ways. Because imagine that. I'm sure with this AI,

I don't know if it's there yet, but they could probably use our voices and just have us talking in French. That's what they're doing. it's flying. Because imagine that, like I'm sure with this AI, I don't know if it's there yet, but they could probably use our voices and just have us talking in French. That's what they're doing. That's fly. That is what they're doing. That's fine. That's also the fear.

That's scary though. That's the problem. With that should come some. I ain't saying that shit. Healthy fear. Yeah. Right? No, with some heavy compensation.

That's all I'm saying. But I mean, theoretically. Well, that's where the fight is one and two they wasn't compensating us for nothing else so why would they

think they gotta compensate us for that like that's scary especially if it's their content what they said the news this morning said the chat GPT

gotta update now where you could this shit could smell it could do mad shit it could see it could see hear yeah it could do

something else scary scary times but think about like if i own your content let's just say i own your content and i bought your content for x cool perpetuity but now i can take said content that i already own add french to it that would have to be in the language or not because it that bridge wasn't crossed when y'all first signed the contract gotta be in the language. Or not, because that bridge wasn't crossed when y'all first signed the contract. Gotta be in the language, bro. Ain't that one of the

arguments with streaming? And a lot of people are getting their shit taken down because of it. Shit gotta be, it's gotta be in there somewhere. In streaming,

if I think, I'm talking about the right conversation, like in my contract and Peter Gunn's contract, that's not, let's say it's not addressed. What is that?

So now we have to have a conversation in 2024 when streaming comes up, because that wasn't acknowledged. I think what Parks is saying is today, they checking all of this stuff. Yeah. They might need a general ass contract talking about some, anything that occurs between the heavens. Yeah.

And the entire universe. And yeah, yeah, yeah. In the entire universe. In Joe's contract, let's say, it's all hypothetical. Let's say Spotify owns your, what years were you on Spotify? 2018 to 2020.

So 2018 to 2020. Change the game. Let's just. Boy, change the game. Catch yourself in the back. Look, so if. We did it. It wasn't just me. If Spotify.

Catch yourself in the back. If Spotify owned that content Just say they owned it Now they took that content And added French That's a whole country of France That they can now market you to All those back episodes

All that back catalog Spanish Man, other countries Yeah So now Contractually Would they have been Legally able to do that

Well you started this With Spotify owns it So they can do whatever they want started this with Spotify owns it, so they can do whatever they want. That's my point. If they own it, they can do whatever they want. That's my point. Park said no. It depends on what the... It's way too broad of a conversation, but if you reinterpret someone's work, that I created the work, you would have to compensate me in some way to use it again.

It's a new license. Even if they owned it. It's like sampling. You can't just take some shit and do whatever you fucking want with it, no. But if they own 100% of it and your contract has you shit out of luck, you're shit out of luck probably. If you're smart like Parks,

then you address language. If you are not smart and someone owns it and you don't address anything, then they are going to do it after fucking language. Or if you, maybe you are smart, or the language is in the contract, and you just don't give a fuck,

and don't have someone go look at the contract again, they can do whatever they want. They might do it and wait to see if you do something about it. Yeah. Your lawyer might have missed fucking paragraph 17C in the 130 page. Right? Or you may not want to pay your lawyer to go back for some contract that you already spent the money on.

Yeah, it can get tricky. It can get tricky. It's a cash cow. Absolutely. I like some of the positives that could come from this shit. Alright, I don't think I... Parks. The floor. Oh yeah, go ahead man. Please, I can't. The floor is. Yo. The floor... Oh, yeah, go ahead, man. Please, I can't...

The floor is yours. What'd you guys do Sunday? How'd y'all teams do? Huh? How'd y'all teams do? We had first place in our division. Oh, you won? Yeah.

My team don't even count this year. I hate to see it, but they don't count. My team has nobody. They don't count. That game was insane. I wanted to turn this shit off, but I couldn't know. They don't know. That game was insane. I wanted to turn the shit off, but I couldn't turn it off because my team was the one.

At home, Parks is a Miami Dolphins fan. That's correct. The Dolphins beat the dog shit out of the Denver Broncos. What's bigger than dog shit? Yeah, that was elephant shit. Yeah, that was like

this mother type of shit. They scored the second most points ever, had the most yards ever. Could have taken the record, but they'd mercyed him on the field goal. Would y'all have done it? I'm kicking the field goal. Actually, no. I like what he says.

He says it's bad karma to do that shit. I wouldn't have done it. I actually- All right, let me ask you another question. Would Belichick have done it? Yes. Probably. All right, go ahead.

He don't give a fuck. Yes. He ain't the fucking one for a touchdown. He don't give a fuck. Yes. He ain't the fucking one. We're for a touchdown. Like, he don't give a fuck. So they brought up the fact that Denver didn't even interview the coach. Like, just straight disrespected him. Like, eh, fuck out of here. When he was their ball boy, too.

Oh, Mike. Mike McDaniels. The Dolphins coach. Fuck out of here. It was a long time before he became even an assistant. Eligible. No, even an assistant.

He went from Denver to I think Atlanta to Washington to San Francisco to Miami. It was a long journey. But they never even interviewed him

for the head coach position like they dismissed him. Oh, a couple years ago when they were still open? They were dismissive, yeah. And so now they said

that he showed, he still showed them grace by not trying to run it up on them and break the record on them with the field goal. They were doing whatever they wanted to out there. Yeah, that shit looked like. I've never seen no shit like that.

That shit looked like. That shit looked like BS High. That shit was crazy. I had the pleasure of playing against Raheem Mostart in Fantasy. It's just got Raheem, right? I got him. Did you start him? Of course. Don't make that face. I got him. Did you start him? Of course.

Don't make that face and you're off to start him. I got him in Ryuk. Go ahead. Mostart kicked my ass. Way to go, CeCe Sabathia. I was trying to get

A-chain because I lost Nick Chubb so I had to find someone. I was like, let me take a flyer on the rookie kid but I didn't.

Yeah, Ja Rule had him on the bench. I got Moe Starr. 50 points on the bench. I got Moe Starr and Keenan Allen in all my leagues. They just lost Mike Williams over there. For the year. Keenan Allen in all my leagues.

For the year. That should be good for you. You don't say? T.C. Sabathia, Jordan Love, 27 points. Raheem Mostard, 45 points. Justin Jefferson, 27 points. Raheem Mostard, 45 points. Justin Jefferson, 30 points. LaPorta from Detroit, 22 points. Jacoby Myers, 15 points.

Dallas' kicker, 11 points. Patriot defense, 12 points. All week, Keeb is telling me, oh, yeah, CeCe's bad. His team is horrible. We're going to run right through him. We don't give a fuck. Ridley didn't show up.

Ridley got him seven points. And he beat me 173 to 122. The guy that Keeb said, don't worry about it. We're going to blow his team out. His team ain't got nobody on that shit. One of my leagues scored 230. What's that, 50 points? That's like a Dolphins game.

Since we on football and sports. Wait, I'm not done with him. Oh, OK Wait I'm not done with him Oh okay I'm not done with him Talk to this one Do you believe A few questions for you Sure

Do you believe This to be sustainable For y'all throughout the season And why Obviously not at that clip But I do believe In Mike McDaniel's ingenuity As an offensive coordinator

We're already seeing The Rams Sean McVay Try to copy it We're seeing Some schemes that the Jets are doing, trying to copy. We're seeing a bunch of people trying to copy some of the shit he's doing, especially in terms of motion. We saw the Jets try.

It's not going to work out over there, obviously. But all those guys were crew, all the coaches that is mentioned. So I do think it's sustainable to an extent. Obviously, that was a horrible outing by Denver. I don't think we're going to see no shit like that. If we do, I'm going to be insufferable on this podcast. But I do believe in the direction that they're heading as a team. It's good to see we've had the most mediocre team in the league

for the past 20 years trying to hire all these coaches that were terrible. We got a dude that's really good at what he does and seems to be pretty fucking cool too. And you got Jalen Ramsey. Jalen Ramsey's coming back at some point. Remember that was his little shit. To be more serious, we're early. We're three games in.

But I've heard all the analysts compare this offense that we've – well, I think statistically this is the greatest offense ever. So far're three games in, but I've heard all the analysts compare this offense that we've... Well, I think statistically this is the greatest offense ever. So far, three games. Of course, that game skewed things a little bit, but how do you think long term this offense will rank against that great New England offense, the great Bronco

with Peyton when they went crazy? The Rams. The Rams. Those three. I think if we're fortunate enough to stay healthy through the year, we will shatter all offensive standards. Well, y'all did that without Waddle. Yeah, there was no Waddle. No Waddle.

And the scary part with them now is, you know. Is that Waddle wasn't there. No. They have a run game to match. This is what happens. Mostert, the last couple years, has been injury prone. Fragile, yeah.

They got somebody that they could plug and play that went fucking nuts. They drafted that kid, right? Yeah. They both went crazy. We've never seen two running backs do that in the same game. We've never seen any of that in any game. You're right. We've never seen any of that in any game.

We both of them got four touchdowns. Y'all are bugging. Y'all are bugging. We have the top six fastest speeds in the NFL in a single run. And Jalen Ramsey. And Jalen Ramsey's coming back. Tua's doing everything that everybody at my fantasy draft had Jalen Hurst peg to do. This season.

I picked up Hurst. He did it last year, Jalen Hurst. He did. Tua this year. Well, he didn't do it. He didn't, Jalen Hurst. He did. But Tua this year. Well, he didn't do, he didn't, Jalen Hurst is a very good quarterback, but they're different skill sets.

Yeah, he can't. I've been talking about in terms of fantasy numbers. Yeah, fantasy points. Taking over the league. He can't throw the ball like Tua. Yeah. Not even close.

It's good to see. I don't have nothing to say to Barks. What did you say? I shut the fuck up. I'm happy to see Tua succeed in because everyone in the world counted him out.

I've even seen Keyshawn Johnson come out and be like, my bad. I don't usually like small quarterbacks. I didn't think this kid was going to make it, but he's the MVP now. And this was before Denver. Mel and Flip, let me toss to y'all and talk about the safety matchup in the game. Do you think they should go 3-4 or 4-3? Like Patrick Sertain, I think I'm saying that right. That's my man.

I still have him as one of the top corners of the league. He is. He is. Top three. What happened? He got smoked. What happened? No, he's that dude.

Don't do that. Oh, you don't believe him to be that dude? No, you're right. Oh, all right. All right. You have him as I. That's a Trayvon Diggs tone that he gave us. No.

Who I think is also one of the top five corners in the league. Why are you talking about somebody that's home? Unfortunately. Ish. Fantasy football. I'm saying this in closing because Mel and Flip get all doofy in the face when we let the sports run for too long. They sit there looking stupid. The audience can see it.

So, in closing, in fantasy, you have shitted on me for two weeks in a row why tell the audience you guess i was just getting ready to ask you guessed it for me having james connor arizona that's a good player yeah he should argument what well mine was every time that he's been healthy and and he gets busy on my team he puts up yeah he's never been healthy and not put up. I've had him two or three seasons, and he was always great, except for the fact that he was injured. He just gets injured a lot. He just gets injured a lot. And Ish didn't want to hear none of that shit.

And I know the Cowboys defense this year is really dumb. So my stupid ass sits James Conner, because I believe in Dallas defense. I mean, that's a smart play. I got Cook and fucking Bijon Robinson. mean, that's a smart play. I got Cook and fucking B. John Robinson. I thought it was a safe play. And then I watched the game, and Conor loses his mind, has 20 points in fantasy. Dallas loses in an upset-ish in 60 seconds or less.

Please speak to your undervaluing of James Conor, what he did versus your team, and how you feel about your team's loss. My team's loss is embarrassing, and we should feel embarrassed. As I say, and I've been saying with Dallas, it's fucking Murphy's Law. I don't know Murphy.

Whatever can happen will happen. Murphy Lee, you got a law? Murphy Brown? With the hook on me. Murphy Lee. Murphy Brown. With the hook on B. Murphy Lee. Murphy Brown. The Cowboys will find a way to fuck it up. It don't matter.

I say this every time. I'm not lying. Well, Stephen A says it every time. So what? Connor didn't go crazy. He had 20. In fantasy points, that's not going crazy. I mean, that's a good statement.

He did it. I'll take 20. In fantasy against the number one defense in the world. He had 98 yards and a touchdown. That's a good game. He didn't go crazy. That's a great game against the number one defense. Against that defense, man?

Yeah, don't do that. If you say so. We do. The Cowboys are just the Cowboys. They a headache. When it gets hard being a Cowboy fan, it's a headache. My last and final question to you. I mean, I guess hard being a Cowboy fan.

It's a headache. My last and final question to you. Did that game do anything to you in the Philly, San Fran, Dallas watch? No. Because those are the three teams. They are. No. Okay.

Again, we just played to the level of competition. I think if we played San Fran tomorrow, it would be a totally different team that just played the Cardinals. I'm ready to go put money on San Fran for the whole thing this year. I've joked about San Fran-Miami Super Bowl, but that would be the most entertaining Super Bowl in the world. You've got power and strength versus speed, two coaches that know each other's game.

If everything stands as it does today in terms of health and rosters, that would be the greatest Super Bowl that we could see this year. I love the announcers in the Giants game reminding us every other minute that Brock Purdy makes $900,000 this year. Thanks a lot for that. Appreciate y'all.

And that's the end of our sports segment. Clap it up. Oh, come on. Come on. Mel and Flip, get over there to the scorer's table. Get to the scorer's table. Come back in. Stop looking all sad and depleted.

There you go. All right. Why does it say, ish bringing sexy back on the board? We talked about that. Did I miss that? His eyes. You still was like, how could he do it? Oh, shit.

How could he even do it? Sorry. What did that nigga do to you this weekend? What did that nigga do to you this weekend? What did that nigga do to you this weekend? And you know what's so crazy? That's why I asked. You was over there watching me when I asked you that. Hold on. Ish was watching me when I asked Mel that question.

Are you good? What happened this weekend? Ish was like, nigga, you crazy. Behind the scenes. And see why I asked her? Look what she's saying, nigga. She lost. This nigga got stuck in a trance.

I did not. Mel, you can't even imagine Why that would need To be up there No Not this weekend No Not this weekend There's nothing sexy About this nigga

I didn't make the correlation Between us talking About his diet And sex No because I didn't I didn't see that It was up on the board Up until like

Maybe like 30 minutes ago Sorry my bad Sorry No you don't have to apologize You make all sense of the world I get it Oh listen Ain't nothing wrong

With what you're saying. Like, why is that shit on the board? Who had the audacity to put ish and sexy in the same sentence while I got Big Stanley home? Ah, hey. I'm bringing sexy back. Not Stanley. Not Stanley. Not Stanley.

Not Stanley. No way. Chancel. Wasn't it Edrick? Edrick or some shit? Some whack ass name. Don't play Not Stanley. Not Stanley. No way. Chancel. Wasn't it Edrick? Edrick or some shit? Some whack ass, man. I'm going to play with big fucking F's. Yo, also, yo, Zaire Franklin leading the league in tackles, huh?

Come on. Oh, let's go, Zaire. Zaire Franklin leading the league in tackles. He's killing them. Gardner Minshaw letting Newell win with the rookie boy out. Yeah, man. Don't look down. The Colts ain't as bad as I thought they would be.

I'm phony. Zaire came and sat here mad times. He bigged them up. I didn't believe another word of that bullshit. They're not bad. They're on the three pass. And he's losing his mind. And EJ Speed. Hey! Let's go. Check out they trenches show.

They going crazy up there, man. Fuck, them going crazy with there, man. Fuck. Them going crazy with their show is really pissing me off watching all these other sports football niggas with shows right after the game. Mika Parsons is pissing me off. Two of these niggas is pissing me off. Mika Parsons was funny when he was talking about Tyreek and shit. I expected him to sound like the biggest, meanest dude on the planet.

Because when he plays, he plays like the biggest, meanest dude in the planet. Because when he plays, he plays like the biggest meanest dude in the planet. He said he's such a nice dude. Yeah, he sounds like the nicest guy in the world on the spot. And you should stop talking to Tyreek Hill

if Dobbs did that. And don't do it while you got his jersey hanging up behind you. That was funny too. Like take the jersey down first. We'll show you him. Oh, I'm him too.

Mel, you got simp up here. Why? Oh. What? Yeah. Oh, man. I'm going to get the fuck out of here, man. Maybe if y'all don't find a sleeper.

We just talking away. Did you say 320? 310. Oh, yeah, no. Sleepers. Brought to you by AM. Today's sleeper is brought to you by AM. Brought to you by AM.

Brought to you by AM. And the good folks at AM. Hey. Trying to steal by Amp. Today's sleeper is brought to you by Amp. Brought to you by Amp. And the good folks at Amp. Hey! Nigga trying to steal an Amp job. Put me on the Amp job. Hey, turn this shit off, goddammit. Huh? I'm just joking. That's what I'll do.

Put you on. Yeah, nigga, say that again like that again. No, I'm just saying. You're worried about that. That's my thing to be disruptive, to fuck up the dealer, to make you go crazy, to totally violate you. Put me on. Oh, all right. We had a crazy, great conversation outside.

Y'all niggas looking at me like that. That's my man. Corey, my man, because Corey always tries to make sense. He's the only one. This is what flipped me. Corey's crazy in the head, man. He tried to make sense of everything I say. All y'all niggas looking at me like I have seven heads

and Park's just minding his business. Yeah. All right. That's what I do. Let me find a sleeper, man. Let me find something these niggas sleeping on. All right, I got it. This is an oldie but goodie.

This is Adrian Marcel featuring the boy Wale. This record is called Waiting Cult Classic If you know, you know She said she leave and she not coming back She said she leave and she not coming back I'm trying to find the words to say See I'm a little faded so excuse my feelings

Girl you know I think about you everyday I ain't gonna lie I'm so caught in my feelings We know that roses are red Diamond rings get the violets in splats Go hard instead Since I've been waiting Yeah, since I've been waiting for you It's a heart that's a swallow, I can't get over When you walk down on me I regret the day you told me it was over Won't you come back to me? Reminiscing ain't good for me now, no

I'm thinking about the time that I spent with you You're probably somewhere with another nigga Listen to me, at least that's how I wanna picture it to be Let me act it crazy, get on things and shit up Listen me, at least that's how I wanna picture it to be Let me act it crazy again, I'm thinking shit up I'm a second bottle, I need to slow up My mirror up on my wall Said there's too many women for me to have these withdrawals

But I can't stop waiting I have these withdrawals, but I can't stop waiting No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, When you won't download me On the day you told me it was over Won't you call me back? She said she's leaving, she's not coming back I call her name or she just call her cat She call me dumb and say I'm all that dope She call her friends, they say I told you so And I call her crazy how she changed up And I call her up and she hit bang, but

And I can't front, man, I be slipping, got me talking low Late night, I call her trippin', I was callin' drunk Sober up now, no overthinking, have a drink and open up more One foot for tonic till you got it, till now you ignore Took a brick, went it, now she playin' it, till now you ignore Took up a planet, now she planted Just brushing me off, repentance to motive And I know cause I did it now Then we can't fight the pain

Girl you promised me I could always depend on you Whenever times is rough I would always just lean on you Why you wanna hurt me so? And I can't let go It's a heart that's a swallow I can't get over

When you walk down, down, down on me I regret the day you told me Shout out to Adrian Marcel Shout out to the good brother Wale Hope we got some new music coming from you That's record, it's called Waiting So oldie but goodie in your phones On DSPs right now Amen

And yeah, shout out to Wale You asked if he got new music coming i spoke to him last week he definitely has new music coming he i'm not allowed to give no details just yet but he got some shit he let me get some shit and yeah can't wait he can't wait that's my man my Virgo brother he's a Virgo too yeah and Nas is a Virgo Virgo so deep yo man chill go ahead go ahead Libra whatever you is Gemini sir I'll talk to the park let me recognize you all all right this is um this record is called brand new it's actually brand new this is, this record is called Brand New. It's actually brand new. This is Tyga, YG, and Lil Wayne. I want some new nails, new bundles, new boobs.

You know, everything brand new, bitch. You know what the fuck this is Why spend my money When I could spend your money Way too cocky and a cool feelin' Always in the press while this bitch actin' Spend 150 on the Prezzy and it's Nigga don't touch, cause I smell like money and we smokin' on

Honey in the pack, keep the bees waxin' Earthman's bag, got my bitch actin' AP bustin' Lotta n***as had a chance, they was unluckin' Went in so long, we don't even discuss it Say you got hoes pullin' up, I don't trust it Burn through the money, diamonds dance like Usher You ain't gotta like it, but my bitch gon' love it

All about cake, got a meal in the oven Birdman hands all this paper, I'm rubbin' Bitch cries for me like brand new onions Way too cocky and a cool feelin' Always in the press while this bitch actin' Got to spend 150 on the Presi and it's Nigga don't touch, got smell like money and we smokin' on Honey in the pack, keep the bees waxin'

Irman's bag, got my bitch actin' AP, bust like a AP, NHD These diamonds be talkin' in they sleep You know not to test me like SAT They pay me like Riri, ASAP Hotter than AZ, cooler than AC And my diamonds gon' sing like Do Re Mi And my diamonds gon' dance like my bro CB And a pop 2X, that's Dose of Key Yeah, brand new money, brand new hundreds Got a bunch of zeros like a bag of new Funyuns Brand new phone with a brand new number

On some brand new shit, need a brand new plumber I'ma be her brand new black cucumber Love brand new fat pockets lookin' like love hand dukes Brand new hoes come and snort this Michael Jackson Get a brand new nose, biatch This motherfucker don't miss No, he. Bitch. This motherfucker don't miss. No, he's fucking good. That motherfucker don't miss, man.

Way too cocky and a cool feeling. Always in the press while this bitch acting. Got to spend 150 on the president. Nigga don't touch, but smell like money and we smoking on. Honey in the pack, keep the bees waxed. Irman's bag got my my bitch actin' AP, bust up Brand new Glock 9, cause niggas give me I-vibes Y'all niggas circle out of shape, y'all like a stop sign Nigga, not even a stop sign, can't stop mine Stop playin' before I cock the Glock and lick your cock eye

Giftin' all my hoes, I'm into sharin' Bought the bitch to watch, she don't even wear it Feelin' like Buzz Bunny, nigga, all these cares Kick a white bitch out, actin' like a king Way too cocky in the coupe feelin' Always in the press while this bitch actin' Spend 150 on the Prezzy and it's Nigga don't touch, y'all smell like money and we smokin' on Honey in the pack, keep the bees waxin' Urban Man's bag, got my bitch actin'

Brand new, brand new, brand new, brand new Brand new money, brand new hundreds Yeah, that record is called Brand New. That is Tyga, YG, and Lil Wayne. Tyga and YG are dropping a joint project some point this week. Okay. And Wayne's dropping Friday, project some point this week. Okay. And Wayne's dropping Friday, right? And Wayne's dropping Friday. Don't put that quarter away too fast.

You got a DJ for us. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. We got the new phones, and we only got one nipple. So I'm going to South Carolina. I'm going to play a record off my man Nick Grant's new project, which is called Sunday Dinner.

The song is called Bravo. The album's really good. Check it out when you get the opportunity. Yeah, licked by a devil's tongue, I'm dripping with sin. Niggas will wipe your nose, they might even nap your kin Cry, cause niggas know your moves when you say too much Serial killer shooters, they lived adjacent to us Bussin', pistol wavin', it's up, black murder is played as fuck

Look at our skin, shit even band-aids ain't made for us You got the wave till you JFK in the drop Project Baby, you know the science, shit ain't fair on my block Classic like Detroit Red, sell and blow it, Red Fox You ain't got enough to beef with him, nigga, I hear you op My father used to sing good as Luther, wonder what happened Feels like he might've let his addiction poison his passion Numb when I heard of his passing

No reaction, saw him at his wake Looked like he had regret in his casket, imagine These fridges streets, OG's survive the droughts Where niggas pull them CL's out just for some clout Sugar water, Kool-Aid, neighbor got roaches, then we got roaches Fiends high off the cocaine souffle Mama say a prayer, I'm deeply in need of Jesus My problems back to back like sleeping with disagreements

Still I made it out Bravo nigga, you made it out Ups and downs come and go but that's what life's about to work your whole life to get rich and they air you out but Bravo yeah when shit was rocky I was still at the weigh-in with Drago The lone survivor, when he rhymes like his voice is the gospel Eatin' at this fork in the road, still duckin' potholes Ridin' in the box, Chevy, it's a custom model Money is power, but it also disguises cowards

Can't stop the rain when they hit your block up with scattered showers Came in this industry a wide-eyed child It's no surprise they molested my style, can't think of nothing more vile Must be a limit on the flowers that these niggas give out Rap is a slut fest, ideas get pimped out No doubt I stepped in the party, but they don't know when I left the party I'm never gaudy, my repertoire be filled with the baddest ones I'm willing to leave your old one salty

I'm such a threat to niggas that it kills them to support me The ghetto taught me how to throw hands but now that's awkward Niggas bitch 400 just to get hit with this 40 Sammy Rothstein so clean she make a meal out of my offspring Tender dog thing constantly playing on my heart strings Ghetto forever, niggas know who running shit As the chicks point out your ride, they grew up to leave you slumped in it 100 shit, keep my distance from all the sucker shit

Saw rappers compromise they integrity for the fuck of it. But killing each other, that only helps the government. Because when the real war comes, won't be too much of us. Bravo. That is Nick Grant. Bravo, nigga, you made it out. Bravo. Album's real good.

Check it out when you get the opportunity. Yeah, Nick Grant is a rapper, rapper. He is. My song is a young lady's name is Jaston Martin. nick grant is a rapper rapper uh my song is a young lady's name is jasper martin who are rapping the song is called ends nick grant you don't like nick grant don't not by that you're trying to just now don't do that don't do that don't do that i'll let my song play bro let me get an air one for you play bruh let me get the air on for you new ice

melon flip melon edge rick we got at least five more hours girl you can stop texting order some pizza Stop texting. Order some pizza, boy. She done walked in the microwave to text. I read that shit. All right.

He like, when you come, go to y'all. He home hard as hell. Like, yo, you still talking? Just some niggas. Honeypack been kicked in. And it don't take much pounding to put her out for the count. A couple minutes.

You can't say that. How you know? Wait, y'all talking over the records? New Nick Graham. minutes Renee I go here This shit is hot. I wish they would send this to parks. This is hard, but it got the low budget mix. This is hard though. It sound like the song she make after you kick her out and throw her shit on the grass It's just what it is It's just what it is It's just what it is It's just what it is

It's just what it is Tell me how mad y'all was when y'all was tossing shorty clothes in the lawn You know this shit is over Y'all was tossing shorty clothes in the lawn You know this shit is over You fall on the lower of the place trying to drag this shit to the floor Get this shit the fuck out of here I never want to see this pink alter top again Stepping on that shit like Dan Gilbert Burn that shit on fire

Then the cops come. You gotta go. Gotta get out the house. All she did was text somebody, too. Melvin texted for an hour straight up here. It's cool. You gotta get on, girl. Don't worry about it.

We'll get you there. That's right. That one's dedicated to you, Edrick. Edrick. Edrick. And you'd be corny like, I know a really good Harlem spot we can walk through where they kind of do a block party.

She's so doofy. She want to explore New York with these weirdos. Yeah, do something really fly in Brooklyn. Oh my God. Right by the bridge where the grass is at. That nigga's like, yo, mom, I'm here to beat it up, mom. Do you know how many

calls and texts I've gotten from my friends all over the place? They're like, yo, I want to come to New York and hang out with you. You look like you be having the most fun. You be lit. They want to read with you. Hey look like you be having the most fun. You be lit. Nah, for real. They want to read lines. Those be niggas. They want to read with you. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Joe, that's fucked up. What? Right? That Coretta King shit fucked up, nigga. What's her name? So what'd you say when they say that?

I'm like, I'm lit. Absolutely. Man, you don't say that, man. Yes. Yes, I am lit. I'm lit. You definitely want to hang out with me. You all lit. We ain't gonna take that. You all lit. I'm fun as fuck. You definitely want to hang out with me.

I'm outside, outside. As fuck. Fun as fuck. Fun is arguable. Fun AF. Fun as fuck, you think? I'm lit. She lit.

I had another block party planned this weekend, but then the weather had other ideas. You had other ideas too. You had then you had other ideas, too. You had other ideas, too. That is true. Did you bump into Spike? And the Yoni. The Yoni.

What do you call it? The Yoni. Yoni. They're bawling over the stuff. Stupid as shit. It's like the Yoni. That's box. I know.

It says, that's box. I ain't know what they mean. Yo, it's that. That's box. He didn't say that. Yo, Mel's in there bonding with the guests on some highly intellectual shit. Here come Ish. It's that box. Yo, Ish, never change. Show up.

Wait, my sleeper. Get out of here. Wait, you want to have a nigga in town and have a sleeper? Holy shit. All right, now I want to hear your song. Okay. I want to hear your song this week. What happened?

All right. My song is called... I'm coming home. Tell the world I'm coming home. Big daddy. My song is called Better Apart. Are you getting a daddy bag when these niggas are getting shit on? Tell the world I'm coming home. Big zaddy. My song is called Better Apart. Are you getting a daddy bag when these niggas are getting shit on? Man, fuck this sleeper.

Are you getting your daddy bag when he's coming around? Do I call him daddy? Not him, because I don't know about you and him. But when a man make you feel like that, do you get into your pet name bag? Do you have pet names for dudes? Not no Encyclopedia Britannica bullshit you be coming up with. No, like, babe.

Oh, my God. You're like the Smith-Sony. Loquacious Lamar. Megatron. Loquacious Lamar. She be calling niggas Megatron and shit. Some boobie-ass shit.

Optimist Prime. I'm still mad. You be calling niggas boobie-ass. You liar. I'm simple. Babe, boo, babe. That's it. She be calling niggas babe on the first date? Babe, boo, babe. You like him? I'm still mad you win If you call a nigga's boobie Then you're lying I'm simple Babe Boo

Babe That's it You call a nigga's babe On the first date Babe Boo Babe You like him

No That's fire Don't lie Yes you do On the first date Nigga might be saying That good shit Not first date

Yeah But Early Babe comes out early Is babe coming out early for you Tell me what I gotta I gotta

I gotta really like you Like the guy We know girl We're jamming We know really like three days after about two orgasms our Wait, why are we gonna wrap it up? Because we should. He did. I'm sorry, man.

Nah, man. That ain't fair. Don't do that. What? It was locked in for four days in the rain. Do your thing with the minute thing. No, do the math. The minute. Rain is trash.

We gotta take a break. Ain't no nigga traveling out of state with his. Do the math. No, do the math. The minute. Rain is trash. We got to take a break. Yeah, you can. I take a break. Ain't no nigga traveling out of state with his. Parks, take that. Leave it in. And take that out. That's what she said. Do the parks, take it out.

That's what she said. Leave it in. Leave it in. I don't give a fuck. Do your normal take out. I love that. We got to stop doing that. Can we get to my sleeper? Because you're a legend. I appreciate that. We got to stop doing that. Can we get to my sleeper?

Because you're a legend. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. Only you can do this. You're right. Only you can leave him. Okay. My sleeper is called Better Apart by Emotional Oranges.

Just let the fucking song play before you judge. No, we don't have to. You don't understand. You don't even get it. You don't understand. I'll tell you later. She been a hop. She been hoppy though. Yeah.

I like them too. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? I like them too. And they fire. That's fucking hilarious. Okay, let's stop it. No, no, let it rock.

We don't hate up here. Holy shit. This song clearly meant something special to you. No, no, no. I am so innocent. It's fine. I know, no, no. I am so innocent. Nah. It's fine. It's fine. I know.

It's fine. But I am. I had no idea. Oh, shit. Totally. Totally. I love this. Wait a minute.

Hey. Oh, my God. Hey. We ain't haters up here. We not haters up here. You can be obvious if you want I'm playing If you out there making slaps, we salute you up here

We not haters up here And the song is sexy, survive Sound like perfect music to walk Daisy to, I'm sure I'm sorry, baby It's hard letting go of a familiar thing Telling myself it'll be okay Close my eyes, see you call my name I'll be on it Said it's hard keeping cool when I feel this way Telling myself all these things have changed

Knows now I've been torn, ayy So enigmatic, I'm like I'm so dramatic, ayy Can't shake, oh heavens, they keep haunting me But you had a magic with me, don't call it backwards with me How'd you decide it on me? Say it's all or nothing Oh why When we know we're falling out

Ain't falling nothing No life No better reply No better reply Say it's all or nothing Oh, why? When we know we're falling out Say it's all or nothing No matter

It's hard for niggas to cheer this shit It's hard This shit fire in my mind. This is hard. I feel so happy. I feel like I'm former. I feel like the leader. We letting all the end chords play every time.

Letting the fade out go. This shit fire. This shit fire. We not haters up here. Nah, this shit fire. This is the last piano key. It feel crazy. I'm about to drop two.

Goddamn. It's a word. Hey, nigga. It's off. I'm playing the drum too. God damn, he in the word. Hey, nigga. It's off. Knock your fucking Invisalign sound, nigga. Turn that fucking shit off. I'm not playing Invisalign jokes with you guys, son. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Mad of them. Mad of them. We don't get enough of them in. This nigga let the hole fade out. God damn. Knock it in. That shit was a little bop.

I had to nod to that shit like R. Kelly record. That's what I'm saying. Oh shit, it's grooving. Go Mel, man. I love Ops. Look, she dabbing me. Nothing like

a 70 point win to fucking distract from Dolphins fans murdering that Patriots fan. Oh God. Right? We forgot. Right on the next week, buddy.

Oh, shit. Parks 22. Why is it Dolphins fans? Do I have to speak for all Dolphins fans? Fuckery. What did he say? We're on to next week. You speak for every Giants fan?

You speak for every Steelers fan? This season, I don't speak for any Giants fan. I'm not speaking Giants at all this season. Steelers fans ain't killed nobody. I bet they did. We saw y'all. Yeah, y'all did that shit in public. Y'all did that shit. For real? Don't group We saw y'all. Yeah, y'all did that shit in public. Yeah, y'all did that shit.

For real? Don't group us with y'all. Look, he's smiling. How many years ago was he parted? His life was lost. It was three weeks ago. Not even a full three weeks. No.

And somebody died? Someone died. They got in a fight at the game, and the dude had some health conditions, and he didn't make it. Rest in peace to that man. Showtime. Why would peace to that man. Show go. Why would you play that at the end? What the fuck? It sounded like you're going to heaven, nigga.

That's what you hear when you go to heaven. Why would you play that at the end of that, man? You got to wait. Nope. All right. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. One, two, three.

Show go. Show go. What'd he do? rest in peace one two three showdown what it do I really love this part but don't be the ones that's gonna get me in trouble something happened that I missed in this part that I should've said Apuery

You in Texas Your feet ain't stop moving God damn God damn So Canadian yo operary your feet ain't stop moving damn yo Canadian yo look at our girl yo this is my girl you got her no we fuck with Mel we fuck with Mel we love you Mel

face beat right today everything shit high right look Vi, Viola. Ain't nobody gonna let it down, nigga. Play us when you see me. Act like you know me. I keep a dollar worth of dimes.

No, pimp, it ain't easy. For all my chicks in the club. I do have a question for you, though. Jesus. Yes. Yes. In closing. Jesus. Yes. Yes. In closing. Nope.

I'm getting my glasses out, man. What I have noticed is that you don't do too many locals since you've been here. been here like normally it's like a flight whether them here or you there are you afraid of local love no local love would be hella convenient. Because normally when there's flight time involved, I often hear about you. I mean, you want a man that's for you. But normally when they live somewhere else and there's a flight involved and a bigger bag you, they're probably moving and shaking around. You're not worried about none of that? That's hate?

A little bit. You ever heard of a sure thing? Have I ever heard of a sure thing? Yeah. Okay. Well, sometimes that's applicable in my world, too. You think this is a sure thing? This is a sure thing?

You going to put your hoodie up too? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa You can burn that You can bet that Right after that fog Keep coming home to me Right after that fog Keep coming home to me If you play gosh I'll be the rubber band.

If you beat a match, I will be a fuse. Boom. Hooks in the back. Wait, you just did the move. Oh, shite. Now I'm ending it for real. Yo. This has been a great podcast.

What it do? We appreciate all y'all out there. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the beautiful ladies listening out there. And it goes. What y'all out there. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the beautiful ladies listening out there. And it goes. Again, we want to say congratulations to Usher. Long overdue, well deserved. We want to continue to send our prayers, love, and our thoughts to Crazy Bone, his family, his fans, his loved ones.

We want to continue to tell. Get out of here, bad girl continue to tell Get at me bad girl Get at me bad girl Lotta ugly hoes was reppin' when this song was out This wasn't applicable to everybody I keep a dollar worth of diamonds Y'all hold it down man To the haters, you already know what it is man

If it's up to this stuff it goes if you're a bad girl what out get at me back keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the next time i bet you would do farewell adios cerebrodurchi hasta la vista arvoise so long goodbye also life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's be grateful and make this moment last as if it's all we have bless you parks and lastly the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel when the closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab you a tylenol you might need it. Here you go. She kicked her hypnotic. Oh, that means she's a bird.

We don't judge the birds, though. She was fucking with them birds, boy. We don't judge the birds, though. We like the birds. I do. Yeah, we ain't going to sit here and judge the birds. Nigga, I'm Coco Beware. There ain't much more I can say, but I need a bad girl. Bad girl.

Yeah. I need a bad girl. One thou on the bar now Chick need a drink on the floor now Look at the bad girls doing it Hopefully y'all have a good week out there I wanna take one to the restroom So close I'm smelling like your perfume Can't say that today Usher

I wanna take one to the restroom Can't wait outside the restroom Work me baby Shake it in the way I like I'm ready to be bad I need a bad girl Say yeah Get at me bad girl

What sexy ladies Coming with me tonight I'm ready to be bad I need a bad girl Say yeah Get at me bad girl Ladies, coming with me tonight I'm ready to be bad I need a bad girl Bad, bad, get at me, bad girl No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You're bad

Not for daddy JVP, JVP Where would you be without the JVP? Oh. You threw up the Rockefeller diamond there. Oh, yeah.