The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 666 | "Bonus Bunnies"

Episode Date: October 14, 2023

The JBP starts this episode discussing when they found out the previous podcast was Patreon release only (3:03) before turning to Jada Pinkett Smith’s recent press run to promote her book (29:53). A... quick recap of the BET Hip-Hop Awards (54:35), Caresha wins Best Hip-Hop Platform for the second year in a row (1:00:48), and new music from Bad Bunny, Offset, & Westside Gunn (1:11:08). Also, the JBP discusses the recent social media debates over the Cheesecake Factory video (1:30:45), BET’s lack of budget and Ice Spice not appearing for her award (1:48:00), Part of the Show returns (2:08:25), + MORE!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Monaleo - “Beating Down Yo Block” Ice | Westside Gunn, Benny the Butcher, & Conway the Machine - “Kostas” Parks | David Bars - “Understood” Melyssa | Lolo Zouaï - “Desert Rose” QueenzFlip | JR Writer, Hell Rell, & 40 Cal - “Presidential” 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. What? JR said yesterday,
Starting point is 00:00:30 Pops, I don't know why everybody love Mel like that. That's Mel. That's Mel. We were in D.C. And you know, this guy told me how much he loves Melissa Ford.
Starting point is 00:00:39 I tried to call on FaceTime. Some muscular dude. I know that's her type. He said he'll change Mel's life and he'll give her a big hug. So, you know, J.L. was like, damn, everywhere we go, they told my Melissa for her. You gotta get it how you gotta get it.
Starting point is 00:00:55 If she for sale... Oh, shit. That's your brother talking like that. You're not for sale. I kid. So she's hot out there. They love her. They went crazy. When we were on Holl. I kid. So she's hot out there. Yeah, they love her. They went crazy.
Starting point is 00:01:07 When we were on Hollis, when we did the skit. That's not going to bode well for you. They went crazy for Mel. You're coming true. I mean, they saw Flip, but they saw Mel too. You said some Mel's hot out of town? Yeah, fire. They wanted me to incorporate her in one of my skits.
Starting point is 00:01:20 I said, wait, what? So even when you on your own, like they want to see Mel. They're still asking for Mel. All right, man. I wouldn't have shared that one. I would have kept that one in the top. That's enough, Mel. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:37 All right, chill, don't feel. Leave me alone today. Leave me alone today, man. I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be here. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 00:01:46 What's good? Beautiful day out. Feeling good. Well rested. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Green's got a good sleep. Careful, Joe.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Green's got a good night's sleep. Good night's sleep, man. And he did another pod appearance. Shout out to Bagfew. He did another appearance without doing persons. I'll go where I'm invited. Oh, not true. They caught me. Yo, bro, can we get you'll go where I'm invited. Oh, not true. They caught me. Yo, bro, can we get you up here? I said, all right, no doubt. Let's get it.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Been asking this nigga for like a year, right? He never asked me to do persons. It's not called... Oh, shit. It's not called persons. It's late night black and white. I heard of it. You want to do persons? Say less. Say less. I don't know. I don't have a show called persons. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, ahem,em ahem ahem
Starting point is 00:02:25 We are here We are in the building Gang gang Gang gang 666 Oh shit 666 Y'all nervous?
Starting point is 00:02:35 Y'all nervous? That's why Ish not here Friday the 13th He don't want to sit on the satanic My man Ish is not here today On daddy duty He did not get a text from me It wasn't a hey big dog type of situation
Starting point is 00:02:50 He's just home doing what he gotta do Said he was up all night Said he misses us Salute Miss you too bro And he would love to be here with us man So shout out to Ish How y'all doing man?
Starting point is 00:03:01 I'm good man Feeling good How you doing? Yeah Splendid Oh we can tell Oh we know Huh?
Starting point is 00:03:09 We can tell We know We know We know big dog In here dressed like me Yeah Trying to keep it modest Trying to keep it modest
Starting point is 00:03:17 That shit ain't gonna work Where's your bracelet? You good? You lost it? Nigga got no hater blockers on Word No bracelet You want people to no bracelet you want people to understand you look you in your eye you feel bad for the people listen audience galaxy t-shirt audience this is his attempt at humility he's just like all of us. He's got an Omagi t-shirt. He's got an Omagi on. It's a black Levi's. I'll see you.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Yeah, you ain't fooling us. Audience. I don't even know what to say. Yeah, you got to talk to him. A lot of them ain't heard your voice in a week. Oh, shit. Audience. A lot of them did, though.
Starting point is 00:04:01 I mean, a couple of extra people. There's a couple of people. Sort of. I like the modesty. A couple of extra people sort of a couple of people sort of I like the modesty a couple of people it was a couple of people stop it was a few people
Starting point is 00:04:12 you know one thing about Patreon you can be able to tell who signed on leave me alone yo and they tell you how much you make instantly in real time
Starting point is 00:04:24 and salute you know salute you make instantly in real time. And salute. You know, salute. You know, this modest look, you can fool them, but you can't fool me. Can't fool us. You wore that locks hat you wore the other day.
Starting point is 00:04:33 You try to wear it again. Like, you want them to feel that I'm still with you. They don't feel that way. People are mad. We faced it. You did a full-time jack move. All right?
Starting point is 00:04:45 Are you going to give it back, or are you riding this wave of Patreon? I'm pressing you on air. I don't understand the question. What do you mean? Full-time jack move. Am I going to give what back? Are you going to give them back the content publicly? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:58 A lot of people woke up on Wednesday expecting, you know, the regular pod. Did you finally? Are y'all speaking for the fans or was y'all? I got calls. Y'all good? I'm good. I ain't saying shit. Hold up now.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Let me check the tip. No, I'm cool. Look at Mel jumping in. No, I'm just saying because I got a bunch of calls and texts. I was like, what are you guys talking about? I had no idea. And then I talked to Ian. I was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:05:22 I was like, oh, boss move. Salute. My dad called me about this shit. Dad's out of Petroni? My dad always, whatever the tea is, he called like a week after the tea to see what's going on. So this time he's a little more in real time. He called like, all right, so why they mad at you saying you did some money grab shit? What happened? What you did?
Starting point is 00:05:48 And I told him what I did. He said, oh, okay, so I totally understand why they mad at you for doing some money grab shit. He said, oh, that's like the government. You know the government can't just take away the cheese and the food stamps whenever they feel like it, right? Even though it's free. Even though, I said, Pop, I ain't
Starting point is 00:06:04 the government. I ain't the government. I ain't the government. Word. Not at all. Salute. Yes, sir, man. What you want me to do? What?
Starting point is 00:06:13 What, Flip? What? What? Say it. What? What's up? What is going on? Are you going to? This episode is being released
Starting point is 00:06:20 if that's what you're asking me. The thing about it is this. We could never, one thing I like about you is that you do things're asking me. The thing about it is this. We could never, one thing I like about you is that you do things on your own. You will never let us be accomplices.
Starting point is 00:06:30 You ain't telling a shit. You went out there. That's true. We found out when everybody else did, yeah. You jumped, kamikaze, no disrespect.
Starting point is 00:06:37 I'm just saying, you just jumped into the river. Jumped into the river by yourself. And we know while jumping in the river by yourself, all the rocks came while jumping in the river by yourself, all the rocks came towards you,
Starting point is 00:06:47 all the coins. I'm hating. I know what you did. I watched that whole shit transpire. I watched everybody sign up. I watched everything. I was so mad. I slipped on your dashboard and shit.
Starting point is 00:07:01 I said, did you hear this guy? I said, this nigga made, and then you caught me nine in the morning to talk about my, try to talk about my mom's review. Like, yo, Mama Love, I'm up here watching
Starting point is 00:07:10 Mama Love joint. Salute to you. I went to go get a new camera. I went to get her new lights and stuff like that so she can do it properly. You know what I mean? I appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:07:18 But I said, why would this nigga call me so early to feel my temperature? Like, you did a lot of bullshit. You did a lot of bullshit. Try to make it seem like the call was about that. Yo, I'm watching Mama Love. Let me see how this nigga doing over here. early to fill my temperature. Like, you did a lot of bullshit. You did a lot of bullshit. Trying to make it seem like their call was about that. Yo, I'm watching Pop-A-Lot.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Let me see how this nigga doing over here. He got to my heart. Oh, you watching my mom? And then I asked myself, why you didn't put it out? Audience, what they're talking about is the last episode not being released on Apple and Spotify. Yes. Please don't send your verbal attacks toward the cast. They had no idea, man.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Nobody knew. Yeah, Ian. I didn't really. That's not right. Please don't. I'm joking. His little Twitter fingers get to going. That's true.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Oh, man. The inspirational quotes had a little more inspiration. But it's good to be back. Good to be back with y'all. I think this is a good time to remind y'all to sign up to the Patreon. Sign up to the Patreon.
Starting point is 00:08:14 A lot of great content over there. Some real good stuff. You never know what you, you know. You never know. All right. We have a pod to do. Stop.
Starting point is 00:08:22 We got to work. All right. And you really making me laugh for real, so stop it. Because he's serious. That's what makes him funny. He dead ass. He dead ass. Alright we have a pod to do Stop We gotta work And you really making me laugh For real So stop it Cause he serious That's what makes it funny Eat that ass
Starting point is 00:08:28 Eat that ass You know what I was home And I said If there's one person Who's gonna view this move One type of way It's Flip
Starting point is 00:08:39 Look at Flip I don't like that shit. I don't like a full time. But why? Because it was fire and I wasn't aware of it. I wanted to be a part of that. You weren't part of it. No, but in a different way.
Starting point is 00:08:54 How would you have all... I was a casualty. I was a casualty. Instead of a main soldier. Collateral damage. Yeah, collateral. Like, it was just, it was genius. I think it was a great move.
Starting point is 00:09:10 That's all I got to say. If you had known, would you have asked for a bonus? Yes. Hey, yo, yo, yo. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, yeah. Yo, man. I said, yo, man, I said, yo, man. Yo, Mel. I sat there. Yo, Mel. Yo, Mel.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Yo, Mel, let me tell you something. Yo, Mel. I sat there and I watched it. I watched the numbers. I watched the numbers double tremendous. I watched it. I had that shit on alert. He know I got my ass.
Starting point is 00:09:40 He know I got something. He know. Patreon gonna fix it soon. I can't expose it, but I know him. I know him. You ever been mad at him? Would you have? Uh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Why? Nigga. Yes. Nigga, you just. Talk about, tell me. You was, tell me. It was war, war, war. There's a little bit of therapy going on.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Come on, give it to me. It was war, war. Y'all gonna ask for a bonus? We gonna tell you why. It was war, war, war. There's a little bit of therapy going on. Come on, give it to me. It was war, war. Y'all want to ask for a bonus? We're going to tell you why. It was war, war, war, Joe Budden. Nigga. Facts. War, war, war, Joe Budden.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Like global war. Past the crime. Past the little stupid crime docs they be doing. Oh, 1986. They do tremendous. Tell me why. Because we know what you was doing. What do they have to tell me about the bonus part?
Starting point is 00:10:27 Then we can start. Good boy. We know that this is one of the most anticipated episodes. I told you that while I was on the internet, the search engine for that episode was there before it even started. You told me. Good looking. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:10:41 Thanks. Salute. I had no idea. Why'd you tell me that? So my thing was You know we knew that You know we would just I would ask for a bonus Tell me why y'all
Starting point is 00:10:51 Would have asked for a bonus I would have asked for a bonus Because if you were in my position Or any of their positions You would have asked for a bonus Not true Bullshit Not true
Starting point is 00:10:58 Bullshit Not true I wouldn't ask for a bonus And that's a bad reason That's a horrible reason You wouldn't ask for a bonus Of course you wouldn't, because your shit is up. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pineapples. Look, he wouldn't ask neither. Look, the up boys won't ask for nothing. We knew. All right, let's find it. Let's start. What are you talking about? Great genius move. No, that's not why I wouldn't ask for a bonus.
Starting point is 00:11:24 And you be letting me do mad shit up here, letting my dick hang on the table. We got all these plans up your sleeve. Y'all, it's just true. Let me ask you this. So if this episode right here only comes out on Patreon, should you get a bonus? No.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Why? Too very... What's the difference? The high level of anticipation. So you should get paid when this is anticipated. You should get paid more when this is anticipated more. We should get paid more. I'm asking.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Oh, wait, it's tag team? Back again. Checking the record. Let's begin. Party on, party people. Let me make some noise. DC's in the house. Jump, jump for joy.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Tag team. All right, who's answering? You or her? It's so good that you could just recite that. That was fine. That's amazing. That was a really old song. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:12:09 So come on, answer me. Don't escape, and then we can start. Come on. I feel like it was just exigent circumstances. That particular episode, that particular scenario. Mail word of the day. Mail word of the day. Is probably not going to, for the foreseeable future, repeat itself.
Starting point is 00:12:25 You know what I'm saying? True. And that's why. Because it was a special circumstance. And because of the way that you, because of the way that you can't. So you should get paid more when there's a special circumstance.
Starting point is 00:12:35 And also because of the way that you handle things when we do come in here and kind of tape extra stuff for Patreon. Uh-oh. Wait, look at something. Wait, what the heck?
Starting point is 00:12:44 That kind of falls in line with that. She's not right. She's wrong. I stand with her. I know you do. All right. Be careful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Wait a second. I'm setting a trap or something. Be careful. Okay. Because it's a flip side today. Okay, I'm just going to fall. Listen, listen, listen. I retreat.
Starting point is 00:13:05 I retreat. I retreat. I retreat. Don't retreat. Don't retreat. Push me in the front. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Go ahead. You go in front. You go in front. Like Mal said, this was one of the most anticipated episodes. They still crying. They still crying.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Crying for the audience. They still crying. Go ahead. Let me hear it. It's an anticipated episode and we know by putting it exclusively on Patreon, more people will sign up for the audience. I ain't still crying. Go ahead. Let me hear it. It's an anticipated episode and, you know, we know by putting it exclusively on Patreon, more people will sign up
Starting point is 00:13:29 and we want to eat. Nigga, I want to eat over there. It's going to sound like I'm defending you. Can I ask some questions? Yes. No, never mind.
Starting point is 00:13:37 I'm not doing that. No, come on. Can I ask some questions? It's here. We got to ask some questions. Oh, my God. Oh, this is great. Fuck, bro.
Starting point is 00:13:45 I'm not defending. I'm just presenting the opposite side of an argument, all right? Sure. Question one. We're going to hate this. They sound like they talked off the air. They sound like they talked during the week. Was this a highly anticipated episode?
Starting point is 00:14:04 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. We are all participating in that shit, OK? We are all participating. You wasn't even here on the episode where this shit you got started. Oh, shit. You wasn't even here. You was home. You were homesick.
Starting point is 00:14:18 In fact. However. The episode that this shit got on. Listen, let me tell you something. But my presence was anticipated for the follow-up. She was home doing something else. My presence was anticipated for the follow-up. Strictly because I'm Canadian.
Starting point is 00:14:35 And on top of that, that's where she's going. You even moved out the seat because you were shook. And then you want to get paid? No, that's not why I moved out the seat. That's not why I moved out? No, that's not why I moved out the seat. That's not why I moved out the seat. That's not why I moved out the seat. Aubrey done broke up the gang. He done broke up the gang. Listen, Ish has been in the bird perch before. I wanted to see what the shit was like. I kind of like it. I know how you like it. You look real comfortable in this. She called that the bird perch. She perch. You look real comfortable up there. Flip, I don't know if you want to... She called that the bird perch.
Starting point is 00:15:05 She can say whatever she wants. My sister, I stand with her. All right. What's the second question, Ice? So if you... Oh, man. Just say it.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Ice, just say it. If you should get paid more, we, you're saying we all, right? Yes. All right, I disagree with that, but if we should get paid more because this was a highly anticipated episode,
Starting point is 00:15:26 should we get paid less? So you get paid less when it's not as anticipated or an episode doesn't perform the same? Nope. So your only basis for getting paid more is because it was highly anticipated? I think that's apples and cucumbers. I don't think that one has anything to do with the other. There you go. I agree.
Starting point is 00:15:47 This is a great one. It's not even in the same food group. That's why I said apples and cucumbers, because somebody would be like, it's apples and oranges, Mel. I think cucumbers are a good technical term. Can you expound in 90 seconds or less, and then we can start? Oh, it's not even 90 seconds. Simply because of the fact that it wasn't just that it was dropped behind the paywall. It's also because there was a significant amount of subscriber, you know, acceleration that went up.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And I'm not talking about a massive bonus. It could have been a little $500 bonus. It didn't have to be anything wild. You know, it's like, boom, here you go. Welcome to episode 6-6. Are we skipping up? Are we skipping up? Are we skipping up? Thanks for showing up and risking your hides.
Starting point is 00:16:30 And my follow-up, the reason why, this is the real reason why I said I don't feel like, because you said we all felt, I didn't feel that way. It ain't in my contract. God damn it. That's really, hey, listen, I negotiate what's in my contract, and that's it. I'm not talking about contracts.
Starting point is 00:16:46 It's a little. Is it in y'all's contract? What? Is it in y'all's contract? I need to go through the fine print. We never really talk about my contract on air. All right, welcome to episode 666. Who do you?
Starting point is 00:16:59 I'm sick of having goals. I'm sick of improving, personally and professionally. Same. Accomplishing anything is massively overrated. I'm exhausted of being held to any standard whatsoever. I'm at peace with never reaching full optimization. I'm ready to retire after accomplishing almost nothing and saving very little. I don't want to hit metrics or milestones. I don't want to look back at how far I've come. I don't want to overcome adversity
Starting point is 00:17:26 and emerge as a better person. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step and I don't want to take it. I want to aimlessly meander until I wander off a cliff. I want to lay down in the forest and be slowly consumed by vines. I want to murder my calendar and leap into a sinkhole. Learning and growing sucks. This is who I am. Any improvement is purely accidental. I'm being pulverized by the crushing weight of daily struggles. Life is chaos and so many things are
Starting point is 00:17:53 outside of my control. No thing brings me happiness. It only comes from within. We're here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you different. Please send me that. around don't let anybody tell you different please send me that microphone check yeah enjoy this crew My chance, one, two, one, two, one, two Fuckin' goin' on out there Shout to the first and last time listeners
Starting point is 00:18:39 Shout to the ladies listenin' always I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm not gonna lie to you This can't be it, man this shit's too stressful Is that what it is, I'm too successful Maybe I'm too good to let go now Shout out to wherever you might be listening from Shout out to the first and last time listeners Shit real like you should
Starting point is 00:19:07 Switch my fingers Throw up my lips Get this money I know I would I know that's right But still we do wrong Check both got dirty But still we move on
Starting point is 00:19:20 Hit them clubs up Get my groove on I stay iced out Get my cool on Best be cool homes, get my goon on I bust them two zones, get my loose on I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money
Starting point is 00:19:34 I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money
Starting point is 00:19:42 I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money I can't stop, get a lot of that Talk about money to the bartenders I get a lot of that I get a lot of that Talk about money I get a lot of that I get a lot of that I get a lot of that
Starting point is 00:19:55 I get a lot of that This is A.M.S.L.O. I'm ready to lose your mind Energy up in here Energy up in here today Thank you. Everybody on the road! All the creators! Let's get it! This trade day's time, guess I tried three at it Never ever have a servant nigga wait to sleep at it These kids just don't nigga, you ain't try to see that Yo, to the strippers and the bartenders, at least in the New York area, the summer was dry and there was a drought out there, so you can only imagine what this very cold winter would bring.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Prices on selling pussy is down. It's down. Gotta get like Ralph Tresman Do what you gotta do out here It's dry out there Malls is dry Streets is dry Inflation is up Fixing the schedule up
Starting point is 00:21:19 Knocked a few of your days off Come on go ahead and call that nigga, man. Let the swag do the talking, I don't say too much You niggas saying too much You niggas telling T-Fuck, you niggas paying too much They say who that? They gon' be the head Shoutin' red on the track They say who that? They gon' be the head
Starting point is 00:21:59 Don't you lie, bro, the track They say who that? They gon' be the head Shoutin' live from the track They say who that is You're the winner Shout out Red on the track They say who that is You're the winner You're the winner Microphone check, one, two, what is this? Check one, two, what is this?
Starting point is 00:22:31 Welcome to the episode number that shall not be said. Not for daddy. I am your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Button, here with a few really amazing people by my side. What an amazing panel of hosts we have here. The beautiful, the intelligent. Melissa Ford is here. Yes, Melissa Ford is here. Old cap queen.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Big Flip is in the building. Shout out to him. Thank you for being here today. You look marvelous. Thank you. You look marvelous. Freeze is here looking like all the money in the building shout out to him thank you for thank you for being here today you look marvelous thank you you look marvelous Freeze is here looking like all the money in the world
Starting point is 00:23:08 Freeze looking like all of the money in the world you got a higher security so not at all huh good
Starting point is 00:23:14 something modest kept it modest something light alright man I like those cargo pants thank you very much showing the legs right you see them
Starting point is 00:23:23 I mean those don't look those don't look cheap they look them? I mean, those don't look cheap. They look nice. They're cheap. No? Oh, okay. Don't look cheap, though, is what she said.
Starting point is 00:23:30 She said they don't look cheap, is what she said. Because he's saying he's not like, you know, what's in there with all the money. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Okay. Park's here. Oh, she pocket watching everybody. Yeah. She was that bonus. Now they talking. How many times y'all talk?
Starting point is 00:23:48 Because I did say before you got here, I was like, damn. Because I saw you was in D.C. flip. So I was like, damn, one of them flippers in town. Mel did say, no, he's here. We talked a couple times. They was talking. Can we talk? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Careful, Joe. Hey, E, you hear me? Careful. All right. No secret meetings. No secret meetings. No. No.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Y'all bring it right to work. No secret. Y'all come right to work. And that motherfucker didn't even tell us. Last but certainly. Hey, hey, hey. We can talk about that. Last but, I know.
Starting point is 00:24:24 I know. I know, buddy You should've though Just skits And last but certainly not least Super engineer extraordinaire Parks is here What's up, everybody? What's up, everybody?
Starting point is 00:24:38 Thank you, thank you, thank you What's up, man? How y'all doing? How y'all feeling? How was your week? Week as well How was your week? How was everything? How's your family? How's your children? How's your relationships? What's up, man? How y'all doing? How y'all feeling? How was your week? Week as well. How was your week? How was everything? How's your family? How's your children?
Starting point is 00:24:47 How's your relationships? What's going on? Everything is well. How's your social lives? What's happening? What's happening? Everything is up, man. Everything is great. Life is good, man. Life is good. Really good. God bless.
Starting point is 00:24:58 This weekend coming, I'm excited about. What you got going on? Just family time. You know what I mean? Family time. And trying to figure something out. Doing some math? Any meetings?
Starting point is 00:25:11 No, no, no, no, no. Math. Math. Flip is pointing at Joe. Joe, yes, I'm pointing at Joe. I was supposed to go fuck with Math last night. Yes. I was asleep.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Math called me on my way back from D.C. and said that you were coming. He wanted me to pull up as well. And then, I don't know what happened. I couldn't make it. I was asleep. I partied too hard the night before. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I was having too much fun. It happens. It happens. Did you reschedule? No. Okay, salute. But the week was good, man. D.C.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Got some money. You're always getting money, man. Every time I look up, you're getting money. Well, right. Every time. You got to go back to getting money. When niggas show you that they can do what they want, you got to go get that.
Starting point is 00:26:02 That shit bothers y'all, yo. When people show you they can do what they want You gotta go get it Now you gotta get it They won't let I'm trying to start I'm trying to get into Some Jada Pinkett
Starting point is 00:26:10 These niggas will not Let it go, boy No, we good Oh, shit We are not good We are not good That's like when your girl Say, I'm not mad
Starting point is 00:26:22 I'm not mad Get a girl 500, man. Get a girl 500. Stop doing that. Hold on. Let me just say this part. Uh-oh. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:26:33 And I have to repeat this. Like I said, Joe called me. And I appreciate Joe, man. He made my mom happy saying, yo, I watch mama's show. Mama's recap. I'm up early. He quoted some things that she was doing. As you guys know, I mean, the public don't know, but my mom has a review channel
Starting point is 00:26:49 that she does, and she was doing a review on the JVP. Before the conversation ended, the conversation was six minutes because I checked it. Before it ended, the nigga says, yo, you don't need nothing from me? You good? A hole. I felt like a hole. Oh, shit. Nigga said, you good? It good. A hole. I felt like a hole.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Oh, shit. Niggas, are you good? It's like he was watching with my, he did some, he's a mind fucker. I'm like, yo, why the fuck is he fucking with me? Nine in the morning on the dot.
Starting point is 00:27:16 I never seen no shit like it. Are you good? Yo, you don't need, before you ended, he made me feel good. Yo, you don't need anything from me, man. You good? Everything is good over there? You sure't need anything from me, man. You good? Everything is good over there.
Starting point is 00:27:26 You sure? Nigga asked if you sure. I said, I don't need nothing. I'm good. I hung up. Nigga hung up and called Mel. Oh, shit. Should I have asked for something, Mel?
Starting point is 00:27:37 Holy shit. Do you need something? All right, man. I'm glad everybody's doing good. Again, sign up to the Patreon. Facts. It's a good time. Again, sign up to the Patreon. It's a good time. There's so much content over there.
Starting point is 00:27:48 A lot. Y'all been on 90,000 Patreon episodes, but now. Yeah. It was special. Wow. What was the temperature like? About 60, 70, 68, 70 degrees? No. Oh.
Starting point is 00:28:03 See? No. For the highly anticipated episode. I know you know. I got cursed out. I don't know. I ain't reading out a comment. That's all I did was get cursed out.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I was not on my phone. I do not believe you. I promise you. I swear on everything I love. All I did was get cursed out. You got cursed out? Yes. Why?
Starting point is 00:28:19 As if I uploaded. What did you do? It was bad. Yo, there's some bullshit y'all did. Yo, why the fuck you do that? Oh, you got cursed out because we didn't air it as a normal pod
Starting point is 00:28:28 okay gotcha most of my folks is Patronies so I don't know what y'all was doing most of my people ain't even know the difference they didn't skip a beat
Starting point is 00:28:36 yeah no a lot of my friends are like Patronies as well I mean like just in my mentions and it really wasn't that big of a rush
Starting point is 00:28:42 a few extra eyes but you know what this humble thing that you got going on today just a couple you're trying it on Just in my mentions. And it really wasn't that big of a rush. A few extra eyes, but... You know what? This humble thing that you got going on today... Just a couple eyes. You're trying it on for size. Just a few extra eyes.
Starting point is 00:28:51 It's a little bit of an ill fit. And they bought the $5 tier. I'll just say that. They didn't even go up. It wasn't even... It don't fit you. Honestly. Deadass.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Respect. Respect. Let's start. Come on, come on come on let's have some fun let's have some fun real quick since we started
Starting point is 00:29:09 with Jeezy did y'all see Jeannie Mae she's doing she's on her press run now oh okay I didn't see it
Starting point is 00:29:18 yeah she's talking about like healing and taking things like step by step like God sounds like a lot of keywords I fucking can't stand when people do that give me the fucking tea taking things like step by step, like God. Sounds like a lot of keywords.
Starting point is 00:29:27 I fucking can't stand when people do that. Give me the fucking tea. What happened? Nah, holy cow. Don't start telling me about day by day, I just rely on God to help me heal with things. Man, what you did? What you did? She's healing.
Starting point is 00:29:40 People just vaguely bring up God, and it annoys me. That's all. Jada gave us all the direct deets. Jesus Christ. All right. That's the flip side of it. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I will take the Jeannie Mae side, please. Jada Pinkett Smith. Jada Pinkett Smith is on a press tour because she's coming out with a memoir. I don't know what the title is because it keeps getting lost in all the shit that she is spewing and she is on everything from Hoda Kotb on on Good Morning America she's doing all the all the smoke like she's everywhere and she's telling us all the stuff we don't want to know like it's so TMI that should be the name of the book. It should be called TMI. Take us out of the group chat. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:30:27 So she said everything from the fact that her and Will Smith have been divorced or separated since 2016, which is kind of like a justification for her little entanglement. She said that Tupac proposed to her, but they never had a chemistry
Starting point is 00:30:44 or anything. I'm like okay girl and that Chris Rock asked her out or something like that and that was what the cause amidst the rumors of the divorce etc etc no not the slap
Starting point is 00:30:59 pre-slap right exactly but that she was also shocked that Will Smith slapped him, thought it was a skit, but then was also surprised when he referred to her as his wife because we had not been using those terms. Girl, if you're going to show up on red carpets, hand in hand with a man that we know you've been married to you
Starting point is 00:31:26 have children with we don't know the inner workings of what the fuck is going on behind the then we have the expectation that you are still acting as and presenting as husband and wife this whatever this is called apology tour blah blah blah whatever had me thinking about this is the opposite of an apology tour but this is the shit on you tour so this is this is what it had me thinking about this is the opposite of an apology tour this is the shit on you tour this is what it had me thinking about is the difference between vulnerability and self exposure and the reasons why
Starting point is 00:31:53 people do it you know what I'm saying oh I just had to say my truth no you fucking didn't you actually didn't and that whole term of my truth is such bullshit like it drives me crazy I always when people say that shit about my truth if it bullshit. Like, it drives me crazy. I always, when people say that shit
Starting point is 00:32:06 about my truth, if it's your truth, keep it. You went off just now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She want a raise, Joe. You really trying to get that. My cash app is. Tell them.
Starting point is 00:32:18 They're running up. She want a bonus. That was fire. You're finally attacking. Yeah, get up. Kick Jada Pinkett Smith back in. Here, take my boots. I think it's disgusting, Joe.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Enough. Let Tupac rest. We don't give a fuck, man. Let Will rest. No, no, no. He's up. We don't give a fuck. It's like to watch a woman that we all,
Starting point is 00:32:41 like when I was young, I watched a lot of movies that she was in, and we had crushes on her. And we held her in high regard. We held her in high regards. And then to watch how she shit. Do y'all no longer hold Jada Pinkett Smith in high regard? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Mel? She's in low regard. No regard, actually. Mel, is she our Jennifer Aniston? No, she's not. What's interesting is I started, and I'll basically answer the question by saying this, that there is a lost art form that is
Starting point is 00:33:06 like you know when it comes to like celebrities and mysteriousness and mystique you know I'm saying like every it seems like every celebrity has like kind of caught the bug of having to over exposing your private your private lives with stuff that really, really isn't meant for public consumption. It just isn't. I think it'd be- Can you answer my question? And so in that way,
Starting point is 00:33:34 she's revealed so much about herself and I guess you could call it like her humanness and her infallibility that it's made a lot of people like her a whole lot less. Melissa Ford. So you. Do you. I am one of them.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Thank you. Is that concise enough for you, my friend? Yo, Joe, can I say this? I'm on your ass today. Joe, yeah. I'm on your motherfucking ass today. Holy shit, y'all. And I might stay there.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Oh, shit. Okay. That's that freaky shit. That's that fre Holy shit. And I might stay there. Oh, shit. Okay? That's that freaky shit. That's that freaky shit. Will Smith's persona is very happy, jolly, peaceful,
Starting point is 00:34:14 supporting others and stuff like that. And the way Jada is handling him, it kind of look like... Sunning him, emasculating him. We don't care.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Emasculating. And we don't like bullies. Like, we always go for the underdog. You know what I'm saying? You're making somebody that people love or loved at one point before they started to... She made that whole simp image that he has now. She made that possible.
Starting point is 00:34:39 She put that on him. You know what I mean? Because by all her actions that she's doing out here publicly, embarrassing him and him not um defending himself defending himself his that tell me a little bit actually i just want to let the people know in the audio i put my hand up as in a slapping mode and you're not supposed to do that that's why i got quiet but yeah but it it could be. Before you, I don't know. We don't know shit, except for what she told us. We're speculating.
Starting point is 00:35:08 But it's a clear lack of respect here. So now you tend to wonder, okay, what caused it? We don't know. I've known instances where a man did some foul shit, shorty took him back, and now I'm running you through the ringer. That's true. You know what I'm saying? We don't know. some foul shit shorty took him back and now i'm running you through the ringer that's true you know i'm saying like we don't know i'm just saying it's clear here she don't respect this dude very
Starting point is 00:35:30 clear very clear she's made that i don't fuck with you but i'm i'm getting it's like she's getting a lick back over and over and over and over and over but she's also been known to say in the past that will wasn't her type you know know what I mean? It's kind of like the whole, oh, I decided to date the good guy because, you know, I'm tired of getting, like, run over and run down by the bad boys and stuff like that. So she chose the good guy.
Starting point is 00:35:55 But when you choose the guy that's, like, good on paper and that's good for you and stuff like that, it's not like he makes your pussy wet. You know what I'm saying? And that's what it seems like from the outside looking in. You know? And it's not like he makes it's not he makes your pussy wet you know i'm saying and that's what it seems like from the outside looking in you know and it's like it seems like he don't make her pussy wet from everything she says it seems like tupac's still making her pussy the mean thing the nice way come on just say it just say it i kind of feel like i just did you know
Starting point is 00:36:21 i have a question for you man would jada still be jada without will no no not even close nope no see that's what makes it work i really enjoy jada pinkett smith showing us just how toxic she is more and more every single day and being the one to have a red table therapy tv talk when she had it i think it's so sinister that it's beautiful. Right. Like on some puppeteer. That is such a good word. This is the final level master manipulator. Come sit at my table.
Starting point is 00:36:54 I will talk to you crazy bitches because I'm nuts and this is how I'm on it. And what Facebook? Y'all took my show. Now it's up. Now it's a book. Now it's up. Now I'm writing a book. How do y'all feel about the timing it's up now it's a book now it's up now i'm writing a book how do
Starting point is 00:37:05 y'all feel about the timing of jada pinkett smith's book do y'all feel like it's a little opportunistic a little yes what because capitalistic because of his book no because the events that happened was last year yeah whenever it whenever it happened yeah like this is your way to capitalize off of that event. 100%. She's been doing that since. Will's been quiet about it for the most part. Chris Rock, outside of whatever jokes he told recently, has been more quiet about this.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Now you have to relive this embarrassing moment, if you're Will. I agree with you all about the lack of respect, but that's been evident for quite some time now. That leads me to what I think. I think that there's rules to being exes. I think there are rules to being separated. Absolutely. Especially when you were married with kids. Like, this is not just, like, an ex that you dated for a little while.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Even that part. Even you coming out and letting us know that y'all weren't married and y'all were separated. The timing of that is odd to me I saw Will Smith on the red table talk so if y'all were separated boy he's the greatest actor in the world with the way his eyes and face and tears looked but now in hindsight when you look at that and you look at why did we kill August Alsina if y'all were separated exactly exactly that is to me it looks like she's justifying the fact that it wasn't
Starting point is 00:38:26 her cheating on Will or whatever, having an arrangement. It was like, no, we were separated. We were doing our own thing. So it's just like, so again, why did we all attack August Alsina and why did Will have that look on his face? Jada's a nigga, man. Now in hindsight, you're looking
Starting point is 00:38:41 at that and that looks like Will's expression was basically saying, you motherfucker. Bro, Jada's a nigga. Niggas have done that. I've done that in the past, yo. She's a Virgo. I've done that in the past where you get caught with someone. We went together.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Like, oh, we was on a break. And that person, that's them finding out right then and there. That's what it looked like to Will. Like, oh, shit, wait, wait, wait. We was doing that? Yeah. What the fuck? Like, it was news to him.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Yeah. to will like oh shit we wait wait we was doing that yeah what the like it was news to him yeah but in regards to will's whole quote-unquote simp persona it's she's only adding fuel to the fire i feel like i feel like will was always kind of trapped within that that kind of gilded cage you know i'm saying like fame and fortune came by way of him being like the ultra nice guy the guy that would never start a fight the guy that was just like curse etc so in that way people were always just like push over pussy simp or whatever and all she did was just kind of like add fuel to the fire by quote-unquote doing things to kind of like that we now hold on are perceived as emasculating him. We fucked with Will at one point.
Starting point is 00:39:46 We fucked with Will. No, the world did. He was the biggest box office star in the world next to Tom Cruise. It feels like he confided in her
Starting point is 00:39:54 at some point that he felt a way about something Pac related. And it seemed like she knows that information and is just going stab him
Starting point is 00:40:03 every other month with that guy that you can never live up to because he's no longer with us. Rest in peace. Like this is your button to push. I know this is the one that just fucks with you so every chance I get I'm going to fuck with you. You know that phrase, don't ever meet your idols?
Starting point is 00:40:21 You ever heard that? Yeah. Because usually they don't live up to whatever expectation you have of them in your head. I'd met her a really, like, a long time ago. And I met her with Will. And it was, like, in a really kind of private. Get the file. Somebody get the file.
Starting point is 00:40:38 In my head, I'm just hearing. Yo, pick it up. Yeah, you got it. I'm so not name dropping it. No, no, get your shit off. It really is just, like, it's just related to this. And this was before she was a big star. You know, this was like around the time of Woo.
Starting point is 00:40:51 Remember that movie? Yes. Okay. I don't, but whatever. That's how far back? It was like 1996. I think that was 1996. It was.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Get your shit off. Get your shit off, man. And so I met the- I was outside doing gangster shit in 1996, and I'm watching Woo. You were not the demographic they were trying to get. Exactly. I gave you power came out in 96.
Starting point is 00:41:12 I'm watching no fucking Woo. So anyways, I had the opportunity to meet the two of them and they weren't married just yet. I think they were like, you know, engaged at the time or whatever the case is. And exactly the same thing that people have to say about Will and Jada
Starting point is 00:41:25 was true then it's true now he was a sweetheart he was kind he was you know just really generous and nice and whatever and she was not and you can tell that by meeting him the first time the first time him and his wife I was sitting I was it was like a it was literally a private dinner of like seven people oh right, private, oh. So it was several hours. Was he sitting next to you? He was sitting across from me. Oh, eye contact, okay.
Starting point is 00:41:53 What a kind man. Okay, all right, motherfuckers. Fast, fast forward seven, eight years later. Here we go. I do a music video for Will Smith. I'm a lead in it. What a coincidence. And I spend, like, he was the same person.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Did he remember you? Yes, he did. Come on. As God would have it. Give it a five. You thought she was forgettable? Give it a five. Give it a five, honey. Give it a five, honey.
Starting point is 00:42:20 My whole point is that her rumored attitude, the rumors about her attitude, the rumors about- It existed back then when I came around like a hot tamale flirting with a nigga sitting across from her. I was not flirting. I was- So why you was sitting across from my nigga then? I was there with somebody else. So why you wasn't sitting across from him? I was sitting beside him.
Starting point is 00:42:38 So why you was looking at Will then? He was across- Stop it. Stop it right now. Hold on. Stop it right now. Since when her walking in with a nigga means something? Little hussy.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Oh, shit. Called a hussy? Since when that means something? You walked in with a nigga. You shocked me. You know, we're getting off fucking topic. Yes, we are. Like we usually do, goddammit.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Come on, come on, come on. Back. Private dinner for seven. In the video show, how was he to you? He was extremely nice. He was a lone person. He was catering? It's not even just to me.
Starting point is 00:43:04 It's to everybody. But to you specifically? was extremely nice. He was a lone person. He was catering? It's not even just to me. It's to everybody. But to you specifically? But no, no, not specifically. It was not specific treatment to me. That is just the reputation that Will Smith has had for many, many, many, many years. He is kind to everybody. He treats everybody with respect. He walks in.
Starting point is 00:43:20 So everybody from like lowest on the totem pole to the highest, he speaks to everybody. He's very congenial. He's just a nice person. And she was mean to everyone there? She does not have that reputation. She has the opposite reputation. But from your firsthand seven-person dinner experience. That was the first experience with her, and I was just like, gotcha.
Starting point is 00:43:39 So who was the seventh person with? That's what I'm saying. Who was the seventh person with? I'm not going to tell you who else was at the dinner. And what did you say? I'm never coming back to this private seven person dinner.
Starting point is 00:43:48 No, what I thought to myself was I am no longer a fan. Damn. Damn. I'm no longer a fan. And I was. I set it off.
Starting point is 00:43:58 She let Mel down. She let Mel down. Hey, yo, Will, we want to say this. It's time for you to put your foot down, man. Go fuck some hoes. I think we'll forgive you, even if you do a...
Starting point is 00:44:09 See, this is the thing. A Lisa left out thing. Nah, let me interrupt you. Now do it. Burn the house. Burn the house down. We'll forgive him. Like Andre Rison, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:44:17 Lisa left out. Burn the nigga house. Yeah. Do it. Burn that house down. Nigga, it's all over. Fuck it. Make sure everybody's out there first, because we don't want you to go to jail.
Starting point is 00:44:27 You're still going to jail, nigga. It's hard to see. But set it up. A lot of niggas do that. You need to put your foot down. We tired of this, bro. Like, Wild Wild West, come back. That's the will.
Starting point is 00:44:37 MIB. We miss that will. This whole shit that you're doing, it's nasty. Well, what's he doing? Nigga, you allowing your wife or ex-wife to run around. You're not saying nothing. You're taking the gentleman stance. Please, enough.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Now that we have this new information, though, about them being separated for all this time or them not referring to each other as husband and wife for a long time, what is he supposed to do? That's what I was getting ready to say. What can you, like, you want him to disrespect him? Baddies.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Two of them. A hundred of them. Y'all don't stop it. Why not? Will Smith has baddies. Of course he does. Show up. Y'all just finished
Starting point is 00:45:13 telling me y'all rather the girl to hold it down. Yeah, that's what... So Will Smith's baddies are holding it down. Yes. Watching his ex be a goof
Starting point is 00:45:22 like the new baddie normally does. Yes. Yeah, because he's never really been exposed for like. That's what I'm like. No, we knew the white girl. You were saying we had an Instagram page and everything. But how did you guys know?
Starting point is 00:45:34 We know. But that's my point is it's not like she let the word out. It's not like she ran to the tablet. Oh, guess what? And it's not like she screenshot shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:43 So if he did, if he had extracurricular activities, you know, some people were able to find out, but it's not because somebody aired him out. That's, that's the whole point. And then that's the other thing, right?
Starting point is 00:45:52 Like my brain goes to, damn, now you got to talk about when you was with somebody for years and years and years, and then you find out they're a doof in real time. Like that's discovery. You are now finding out about all of these characteristics. He probably knew they're a doof in real time. Like, that's discovery. That's tough. You are now finding out about all of these characteristics. He probably knew she was a doof. Not necessarily.
Starting point is 00:46:11 You might have seen the warning signs, but you might not have known you were this level. This level of doof is crazy. All of these years later, at every turn, this is just, it's a lot. It really is. It really is. He might have been sheltering her doof.
Starting point is 00:46:28 I just remember seeing them on red carpets and how much he used to put her front and center. Because obviously, he's Will Smith. He's the biggest box office star in the entire world next to Tom Cruise or maybe right parallel to him.
Starting point is 00:46:44 And he would get on a red carpet and he would, the body language was always him putting her in front of him. And him like basically like. Showcasing her. Showcasing, focus the cameras. I think it was more to prove to her that no matter how much people turn against you, I'm going to be here. Because sometimes when you get with a toxic person like that,
Starting point is 00:47:03 and they're toxic, right? and they have a lot of issues, and they're always blaming others instead of taking accountability, you want to show them, I'm not like these other niggas. I'm going to, no matter what you go through, I'm accepting you for all your flaws and all your bullshit. No matter what you're going through, I am here to protect you, and I am here to push you to the front. That's how I take it.
Starting point is 00:47:26 That's how I take it. I know some niggas like that. No matter what, like, the lady that you with is no good. And she knows that, and instead of her taking accountability, when she gets with a man, she expresses what goes on or what's been happening. And the man wants to show her that, nah, I don't give a fuck what they say. I'm going to show you that no matter what, I'm here for you. I got your back so you can trust me.
Starting point is 00:47:49 And some people don't know how to take that. They misuse it. And they abuse it like she's doing. Hey, fuck you. Fuck you. I don't give a fuck. You violating will. Nobody give a fuck about Tupac.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Rest in peace. That's my man. Nobody give a fuck if you fucking him or you fucked him, he wouldn't marry. Nobody give a fuck. The nigga did juice Rest in peace to my man. Nobody give a fuck if you fucking him. Or you fucked him. He wasn't married. Nobody give a fuck. The nigga did Juice, nigga. And he had a thousand albums. And they got Keith E.D.
Starting point is 00:48:11 We more care about that than you talk. We don't care about none of that shit, man. I think we're going off the rails here. What were you going to say? I mean, two men. We've y'all got going. I'm just letting y'all know. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Make it a thousand y'all going off i loved her man no i'm with him that shit was annoying bro i'm with him that shit i used to have a crush on you man we had books to sell i wonder how you think he's down with that no no i don't okay you said we no no i'm joking okay i'm joking i don't think he's down with any? No, no, I don't think he's down. Oh, okay, you said we. No, no, I'm joking. Okay, I was just kidding. I don't think he's down with any of that. Listen, and I think it's Cap. And I think it's Cap in the books.
Starting point is 00:48:50 All that, we've been separated. I heard from both of them too many different times, all of that, we have a different view on marriage. We do it as we are life soul partners. And we do, they gave us that shit. They did. So don't come now uh uh succumbing to traditional standards and norms not i don't want to get into that shit you're right do you think that it's
Starting point is 00:49:12 because that maybe society at large is more the problem and they're more they're more advanced or evolved excuse me no like in terms of. I think this press run shows that they're regular. Well, not only that, I'm talking about like, would this situation be considered, like let's just say
Starting point is 00:49:32 that the mask has been off for both of them and they accept each other wholly and they accept the fact that they're going to have other partners
Starting point is 00:49:39 and stuff like that. Let's just say that for argument's sake. Would this, would that be described as polyamory yes that's what it is yes yeah okay okay so society by and large doesn't really have very tolerant um attitudes or ideas about polyamory so if in fact this is a situation that actually makes complete and total sense to them because
Starting point is 00:50:07 they've been doing it for so long and they've agreed that this is the way that they're going to live their lives because they understand that society doesn't have very tolerant views views to polyamory they've got to disguise it as something else like they got okay they got to tell society shit exactly again at the end of the day you're right we don't we shouldn't know this much that's all i'm probably shouldn't know this much if they decided that this is what we're doing and this works for us that should be the end all be all right there whether somebody see you out with somebody else and you know my partner know what it is it's none of your business i feel like in like in this situation of polyamory, the first rule of polyamory should be don't talk about polyamory.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Like, y'all are sitting here inviting us in your bedroom down there, in your marriage. We didn't ask for none of this information. She just keeps popping up every week with another story, with another. Every September, when it's pox anniversary there's some more shit coming out that true we did not ask for you are volunteering this it's not like a situation where um like uh shump and tiana where you're you're being seen out and people keep pressing you about it so you feel you have to say something this ain't that we ain't seen them out with nobody yeah she's just waking
Starting point is 00:51:25 up saying hey oh yeah another thing we saw her with august no we didn't no no no but still we didn't know what was going on there right we didn't see that and think something and it goes to show that everybody don't you know like like i agree with mel it's just a fall from grace to me like he just mentioned tiana and shunk how How Tiana handled that whole situation, right? It's amazing. I spoke to her this weekend about it. Like, I love it. And how she's doing it. Like, just how solid she is.
Starting point is 00:51:54 A young woman like that. Look at this older woman, this OG that we all watch doing her husband dirty. That's how I feel. He watched her. And then the young girls is doing better than you. You're supposed to be setting an example. Fuck that red table talk. Nigga, get a blue table.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Because we don't like that shit. I'm telling you, that part there is because there's no respect there. Something happened. So what you got to do? Something happened. Leave. Get the fuck away from her. Why are you still?
Starting point is 00:52:18 I thought it was this. I can't speak. No, no. But if you're not respected there, walk from that shit i do completely polyamory whatever's they are they are some weird shit man and if it's working for them it's working for them but apparently it's not working for them yeah it seemed like it was working for them yeah it seemed like it was working until it no longer works yeah until someone want to come out and start acting froggy yeah and. And that's foul.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Because you were married to this man. Or are still. Or whatever. Like, show some respect. Get us out of it. Yeah. After everything that's happened, it's like, in hindsight, it puts like the slap into a whole, like it gives you a whole different kind of outlook. Does it vindicate him?
Starting point is 00:53:02 No. No. No. It makes it. I still sit with the feeling that Will Smith needs an extraordinary amount of therapy. Like he needs a lot of therapy. You want to know what the title of this music is that's on his phone right now? What? Elevator music. Would you like to cut in right now?
Starting point is 00:53:37 No, I'd like one of y'all to close this hour-long bullshit. They're closing. We don't give a fuck. Leave us alone. God damn it. Well, get away from her and go live your life word up that's all that's it bro
Starting point is 00:53:48 we don't care leave us out of it whatever y'all do y'all kids are grown ta-da god shit nah I don't ever want to talk
Starting point is 00:53:57 I like to put to a vote that we never speak on Jada again ever okay like in nothing I don't care what happens
Starting point is 00:54:04 we just we don't except what happens. We just... We don't, except for when she do this. Next time, it's clear she's not going to stop doing this. That's what I'm saying. So when the next,
Starting point is 00:54:12 when next week or two weeks from now when she go say some more bullshit, we look at it and keep on about our day. Got it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Okay. Then they get quiet when the music is on. Yeah, you playing elevator music, man. Get that shit out of here, man. Okay. All right, who saw the BET Awards? The BET Hip Hop Awards. I did.
Starting point is 00:54:38 I did. I saw it. I saw a good amount of it. I saw some clips. I watched the whole show. Let me show clips. Clips? Give watched the whole show. Let me show clips. Clips? Give us the gist. I thought that shit was at SOB's for a minute.
Starting point is 00:54:52 I thought the same. Oh, shit. I was like, that's the room? It was like URL small room. Damn. It looked like a very... I didn't notice that part, but I believe it. It looked small.
Starting point is 00:55:05 It looked tiny a very... I didn't notice that part, but I believe it. It looked small. It looked tiny, it did. And for it to be BET Hip Hop Awards, I just thought something else. I was just like, oh, okay. It's funny, though. It's funny, though, because I was watching it saying that, too, and I want to be careful
Starting point is 00:55:18 because I remember when the BET Hip Hop Awards felt like a really important moment as an artist. Right. So I don't want to just diminish it altogether because of how cheap it may have come across. I want to also shout out to Jesse Collins. Jesse Collins does all of the award ceremonies. Jesse Collins does all of the award ceremonies. So if we have a problem with the way it looked,
Starting point is 00:55:51 then that means that budgets for the hip hop awards are down. Of course, in comparison to the other awards, it's down, but for hip hop 50, I would have just thought that it would have looked a little more presentable is the word. Okay. It looked cheap.
Starting point is 00:56:08 It did. It looked rushed. And most of the artists did look a fucking mess. This is why they call me a hater now. This will get me in trouble for telling the truth. I don't need to come on here and tell the truth. But y'all look bad, man. Hey, I used to show up looking bad too.
Starting point is 00:56:23 I thought I had that shit on too. So I feel for y'all, man. I was very happy for Lola Brooke. I was very happy to see lady London Yes, yeah, I thought they both did a great job Simba Simba smoke to someone smoked it I still got a little beef with the BT cipher thing for I'm just used to spring. Sorry affiliates. That's home team for me I'm used to the classic one break beat that everybody rhymed to. This new shit where niggas is getting different beats from Tim and Swizz. Shout out to Tim and Swizz. But all of those beats are not cypher beats.
Starting point is 00:56:57 True. All these rappers ain't cypher rappers either. Also true. They are if they in a cypher. No. They should be. They are if they in a cypher. They're not picking. They're just saying cypher as in a cypher. No. They should be. They are if they're in a cypher. They're just saying cypher as
Starting point is 00:57:08 in a group of people rapping together. Not what we think of a cypher, bro. I'm telling you. If you're in a cypher, you're a cypher rapper. That's not... Bro, they've had names throughout the years. I know that the young kids are calling me a caveman for all of them. I'm calling you a caveman for this one. I know they're calling me a caveman.
Starting point is 00:57:24 I'm telling y'all as a nigga that did cyphers. Mm-hmm. There was plenty of niggas in the hood that was song makers. Once you stepped into the cypher, though, even if you take that verse from the song, acapella it, and spit it in a cypher, you in the cypher. True. But the same way. Ain't no beat. But look.
Starting point is 00:57:42 The same way. It's your job to make us hear that flow or whatever is catchy. Listen, the same way the definition of a freestyle changed, we know what freestyle used to mean when it was used. You were literally freestyling. It's not that today. When you watch these freestyles, they're not what we know as a freestyle to be. The cypher is the same thing.
Starting point is 00:58:05 It's like a modern, updated version of what a cypher is today. It's not what we think of cypher. I muted y'all niggas. I muted y'all niggas like a commercial was coming on. I don't know what most of y'all said, so I can't judge it. I ain't got a lyric review or none of that shit.
Starting point is 00:58:23 When I saw somebody that I support in real life, I turned it up. Hey. Hey. Lady London, turn it up. I wasn't listening to none of that mess. As far as the awards, shout out to Fat Joe. He hosted. He hosted.
Starting point is 00:58:39 What else? What else? What else happened there that I was taken aback by? What else? What else? What else happened there that I was taken aback by? Shout to Marley Marr for the lifetime achievement, whatever it was. I didn't like that the crowd wasn't as –
Starting point is 00:58:55 Yeah, the crowd wasn't as into it as I would have liked to see. That was disgusting, yo. Marley Marr sat up there and said, yo, I was the first person to introduce sampling. I created sampling. Whatever he said. And the crowd just... Like, hey, wait a minute, dog. You little young whippersnappers better get the fuck out of them seats
Starting point is 00:59:13 with what y'all do with sampling. Y'all take a nigga whole chorus, beat, concept, and everything, talking about sampling. But the same thing happened at the BET Awards this year, where there was a whole bunch of, you know, quote-unquote legacy acts on the stage the audience was filled with people who are under the age of like 30 32 years old they had no clue who was on stage and they didn't give a fuck and it was reflected and they had the audience enthusiasm and they had no clue of their contributions like they don't even understand that the person that you're here to see wouldn't be here if it wasn't for this person.
Starting point is 00:59:47 You wouldn't know what the fuck to do without that person on the stage. They didn't care about none of that. They don't care. I know. They don't. They wanted to see Sexy Ray, bro. That's what that crowd wanted to see. They showed her a lot.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Bro, it was every two seconds. But her performance, the crowd went crazy. That's who we here to see. That's just, hey, bro, we old. We are old. Larry Jackson, I gotta know how much money
Starting point is 01:00:09 you dedicating to the Sexy Red budget. He is spending. He is spending on Sexy Red. Yeah. A lot. It looks like
Starting point is 01:00:19 they were killing her online though. What was it? Where? About what? On Twitter? About what? Sexy Ray?
Starting point is 01:00:25 They were just saying about her performance, how stiff she was and stuff like that. I didn't watch it, so I don't know. I think Sexy Ray is fire, but I remember seeing
Starting point is 01:00:32 a lot of comments, a lot of black women attacking Sexy Ray. I didn't see a lot of that. I didn't see it. That's a good comment. Yeah. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:00:44 My algorithm is so good. I enjoyed Glorilla's performance. I mean, the talk of the award show that the podcasters made be the talk of the award show was Carisha winning for the second year in a row the podcast award. It was Hip Hop Platform. Hip Hop Platform. I'm sorry. They said she did three episodes this year or something like that, right?
Starting point is 01:01:03 Four this year, and I think eight or something total. Y'all view watching. Stop watching her views. Yeah, y'all hating, bruh. So Nori came out and said something and then Charlamagne came out and said something. The Mavs called my phone behind the scenes. A few other people called my phone behind the scenes.
Starting point is 01:01:20 I'm sure. And everybody is tight that Carisha won the best hip hop platform. I'm tired. I don't really that Carisha won the best hip hop platform. I'm tired. I don't really know why everybody's tight. Because three episodes, it should be someone. It should be Nori. It should be us. It should be Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:01:33 It should be someone that. That's hate. I don't understand how y'all didn't expect her to win it. And that's the second point. Why? Why do you say that? This is, look at everything in terms of hip hop right now, right? It's women, women, women, women, women, women, women.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Okay. Her, who's backing her, that situation. I could have guessed she would win it. Last year when she won it, Nori won it as well. Yeah, it was a tie. That's a tie, a revolt tie. A revolt tie. That said to me that somebody somewhere is sponsoring
Starting point is 01:02:06 or cutting a check. Because it shouldn't have been two people last year, but it was. This year, Carisha wins alone. Ah, Nori. Nori was tight.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Why are you tight and you just won? Is he still revolt? I don't know. I don't know nobody's business. I believe so. I assume that he is. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:24 But now she won again. I'm assuming that a check was cut somewhere. I don't know nobody's business. I believe so. I assume that he is. Okay. But now she won again. I'm assuming that a check was cut somewhere. I'm happy about it. One, because I fuck with Carisha. Two, because it takes funny shit happening for the public to know that funny shit happens. That's true. If you don't never see nothing funny happen, then how do you know? Business as usual, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:43 I feel you. Yeah, so this is, I was very happy about this. And she Business as usual, yeah. I feel you. Yeah, so this is, I was very happy about this. And she do her numbers, man. If she would drop consistently, I don't think anybody would have a complaint. But she's not going
Starting point is 01:02:52 to drop consistently. And then that's almost an unfair critique because she's still an active artist. Active. Real ass whores dropping soon.
Starting point is 01:03:01 And I'm excited about it since I left that Sweet 16. Since I left that Sweet 16, I was shazamming all them little 16-year-olds. Them 16-year-old girls play a couple slaps that I ain't know about. Who's this other girl? Moe Leisha? There's a whole new crew of girls. It's a whole new crew of girls rapping.
Starting point is 01:03:19 And I ain't like, what the fuck is this? You got to get with the 16-year-olds sometimes. Hey, maybe the boys. Pause. Okay. Okay, buddy. You gotta fix that. You gotta fix that. Come on. Thank you. Thank you. The other thing I saw a lot of people upset
Starting point is 01:03:34 about with the awards was that Kendrick won certain awards. And it was just like he won artist, hip hop artist of the year. And people were upset because it was like yo, he barely dropped that's hate that's hate but he dropped the whole album that's not barely dropping i'm just i this is the critiques he was nominated against 21 savage
Starting point is 01:03:57 burner boy cardi b drake lorilla j cole and uzi oh cardi can't win that She smoked a cigarette I saw Yo this shit Yo Music is getting It is crazy The music is getting wild Cardi can't smoke a cig She smoked a cig And they went crazy
Starting point is 01:04:13 But that is why People hide their cigs Except for Dave Chappelle Dave Chappelle don't give a fuck He don't give a fuck He don't smoke in your face Fog this whole arena up man God damn
Starting point is 01:04:24 Fucking with my girl, Cardi. On her birthday. You can't get a little birthday sick? Crazy. And she dropped a new little snippet. So Joe Budden was right. He was. I was wrong.
Starting point is 01:04:37 So Joe Budden was right. Every time I'm right, nobody comes back to tell me I was right. You were correct. I was wrong. They're moving on very quickly if that's what, if the crowd doesn't or the audience doesn't understand what he's saying.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Thank you, Boris. They're moving on from that record, it appears. They're moving on quicker than they should move on from a Cardi and Meg record if it were working.
Starting point is 01:04:57 It wasn't that long ago. No, it wasn't. I accept your apology out there. Those of you that kicked my back in And Cardi's apology as well It's my girl Yeah that definitely I thought that record would work
Starting point is 01:05:12 And y'all fucking pandering ass podcasters out there I'ma get y'all yo I'ma get y'all Y'all saw me get attacked Story of my life yo Story of my career Maybe not They saw me get attacked. Story of my life, yo. Story of my career. Maybe not.
Starting point is 01:05:32 They saw me lead the charge at the forefront of honest rap critiques. And I got my ass handed to me. All you podcasters said the same thing, but switched it up. You said it nicer. Every last one of y'all. I hate y'all, yo. I hate y'all. Just know I seen it, and I hate y'all yo I hate y'all just know I seen it and I hate y'all I was gonna ask you guys
Starting point is 01:05:47 something you know speaking about Meg she just went on live to let everybody know that she's funding her next album that she's dropping because she's not
Starting point is 01:05:57 signed to a label and I was like completely confused because I was like is she a rock nation artist I don't know yeah I don't know that might just be management or something I don't know confused because I was like, is she a rock nation artist? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Yeah, I don't know. That might just be management or something. I don't know. I don't know either. She went and smoked Lakers. Yes, she did. I didn't see it. I don't know. Yeah, she smoked it. L.A. Lakers. I think it was L.A. Lakers. Freestyle. Smoked. Flow crazy. It was in line with
Starting point is 01:06:23 it reminded me just cause the way she was flowing Lady London from the B-tier works okay like she killed that oh I can't wait
Starting point is 01:06:32 to check it out yeah a nigga can't never sit here and say the opposite what that you're not looking forward to shit on the podcast
Starting point is 01:06:41 when the cameras is on you can't say I'm not looking at that. You ain't gonna trick me, buddy. I'm looking. I just want to hear what she's saying. I can't wait to check that out.
Starting point is 01:06:51 Truthfully, all jokes aside, I understand what you're saying, but with her, I just want to hear what she's saying. Like, I am looking forward
Starting point is 01:06:57 to her project. I want to hear if she going, you know, she going to do it. Go in about the whole. Nah, just,
Starting point is 01:07:01 you've been through a lot. So, are you just going to make hot girl records or are you going to tell niggas what you've been through? I hope the whole. No, just, you've been through a lot. So are you just going to make hot girl records, or are you going to tell niggas what you've been through? I hope the latter. I do, too. But that's why I'm going to check the project out.
Starting point is 01:07:11 She's absolutely going to be telling what she went through. I hope so. Yeah. And like I said, I'm going to check it out. She makes really good hot girl records, but I'd like her to get a little vulnerable and honest. Okay. Oh. Oh oh here you go all right so new music new music man that's it with the beat it was salute to all the winners you know better luck next year to the to the losers us included we already off that we cut that off. You was late. You was late.
Starting point is 01:07:45 We off the elevator already. I'm at my floor. Door closed. The way he do it is fire. He just let that talk. He trying to spare a foot of his own. Get the fuck out of here. Congratulations to Carisha.
Starting point is 01:07:57 I'm sorry all them niggas is hating on you. Shout out to Carisha. Shout out to you. Win that shit next year too. And that let me know how much the podcasters like wait to see who wins that award.
Starting point is 01:08:07 Well, it's one of the few awards. They had their eyes on it. Well, they need to fix that, too. They do. The Grammys, the award shows need to honor hip-hop platforms. I agree. But again, what do I know? Agree.
Starting point is 01:08:20 They're too busy looking at the gamers. Hey, hey. Oh, yo. Yeah. The young teens is getting at you. The young adults. they're too busy looking at the gamers oh yo yeah the young teens is getting at you the young adults who's getting at me adults
Starting point is 01:08:30 the teens Nico came to me my son came to me yo dad Kosta Nat responded to Joe Budden I said what Nico my kids told me
Starting point is 01:08:40 stop stop bothering them yo when I tell y'all I had one of the smoothest weeks I've ever had you do look like y'all I had one of the smoothest weeks I've ever had. You do look like it, but... I've had one of the smoothest weeks I've ever had in my content creation life. Shout out to the paywall.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Yeah, shout out to... Okay. That paywall shit, boy. Oh, let me shut up. I can't even big myself up in this. Look at my whole life. It was peaceful. For real,
Starting point is 01:09:08 because when you put this shit out on YouTube, YouTube rules are in effect. So now whatever their fair usage rules are, all of the broke bloggers that want to take it, all of the broke,
Starting point is 01:09:19 all of y'all that want to steal the shit when it's on YouTube, they steal it up. They clip it up. They do all that. Now, on the paywall, none of that is allowed. So if somebody clips it, you could snatch that shit down.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Oh, you goddamn right. Oh, that's hard. I could snatch all of that shit down. That's fire. And I didn't feel like taking out the music. The music was important. There was a lot going on. On YouTube, I'm not doing that.
Starting point is 01:09:39 I didn't feel like doing that. Got it. Okay. I didn't feel like doing that. I didn't know that. And I'm a business owner. There you go. Do what the fuck I want to. And I'm a business owner. There you go. Do what the fuck I want to do.
Starting point is 01:09:47 You know what I mean? There we go. Don't come shine no bright light on me I wasn't looking for. Thank you. Because I'm going to monetize and not say nothing. I ain't tweet. I ain't Instagram. I ain't send a text.
Starting point is 01:10:00 Take it right here. I'm just do-do-do. None of that writing on the black screen On Instagram You know how these niggas do Nah not at all It's caked up Bonus bunny
Starting point is 01:10:18 Bonus bunny Oh shit Yo Oh man Don't play with me Oh man Oh, man. Hey, don't play with me. Super villain. Don't play with me. Super fucking villain.
Starting point is 01:10:29 Oh, man. And Vlad shut them niggas up, too. I can't get into it. Vlad shut niggas up. And I can't go into the city right now, neither, because they got shit locked down, the airports, Port Authority, the streets is closed. They told me to car wash.
Starting point is 01:10:49 I ain't run to any of that, personally. I'm on commute here. It's getting bad outside. Lucky you. It's getting real bad outside. Lucky you. Stay your ass in the house. I'm playing on it.
Starting point is 01:11:01 I don't know what's going on. There's a lot going on, Flip. There's a lot going on. We'll Yeah. There's a lot going on. Okay. We'll leave it at that. Music. New music. New music.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Come on, Park. The goat is here. The goat is here. Oh, my God. And he fucking delivered, God damn it. That Bad Bunny album is fire. Fire, fire. It's different.
Starting point is 01:11:20 Okay. It's different. When he first came out, it was Trap. It was Spanish Trap. And he went more melodic in the last few albums. And this one, he's back to hard beats, talking his shit. I don't speak Spanish that well. I was going to say, what did you say?
Starting point is 01:11:34 Do you understand what he's saying? Oh, he's going back to before the surgeries. You're putting surgery on motherfuckers, don't you? No, he's had a bunch of surgeries. Oh, maybe. I don't know. I don't know. You understand what he's saying?
Starting point is 01:11:42 A little bit. If you look at the old picture of Bad Bunny and look at the new picture of Bad Bunny, surgery on motherfuckers, don't you? No, he's had a bunch of surgeries. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. You understand what he's saying? A little bit. If you look at the old picture of Bad Bunny and look at the new picture of Bad Bunny, it's very, very,
Starting point is 01:11:50 very, very obvious. What do you think he got done? He got his nose done. He got his jawline restructured. He did a whole bunch of shit. Mm. Okay. Am I spilling tea?
Starting point is 01:11:59 Maybe a little. I mean, it might be bro talks. You know, not. Bro talks? Bro talks. That's what they call it. That's what they call it. Yo, man, you on fire today. You on fire. I ain't gonna lie. Give talks. You know, not. Bro talks? Bro talks. That's what they call it. That's what they call it. Yo, Mel, you on fire today.
Starting point is 01:12:06 You on fire. I ain't gonna lie. Give me a raise too, Mel. Oh, shit. She on fire or fired. One or the other. We'll go with the four. You see how she pulled it up?
Starting point is 01:12:16 Yeah. You know. Listen, let me tell you something. Y'all be thinking I talk out the side of my motherfucking face. I know what I am talking about bro talks this nigga look like
Starting point is 01:12:27 he went and did the face off shit from Nicolas Cage you know he went and put that guy with a face on him but salute
Starting point is 01:12:33 the album is fire that's strange for you to be such a huge bad bunny I know right sometimes I like to step out on a ledge you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:12:39 no this album is fire it's probably it's probably my favorite album this year I'll first listen one listen one listen review which obviously we don't like to do but we've done it a million times here we love to do one listen review Now, this album is fire. It's probably my favorite album this year. I'll first listen. Really? Damn. One listen review, which obviously we don't like to do, but we've done it a million times
Starting point is 01:12:48 We love to do one listen reviews. Yeah, that's our favorite thing. I'm not doing it no more. I am. I'm not doing it no more. I'm going to keep doing it. No more rap reviews from me. I told them.
Starting point is 01:12:55 No. It's over. The thing is, the review can change. Like, this is my review right now. And I might like something better or like it less later on but I'm just telling you in the moment this is what it is right now can y'all think about an album final can you all think about an album that you know at first listen you were like and then as it as it wore on as you gave it a few more listens you were like this shit is super fire I got got two. It's a purple butterfly. Right. Okay. I love this lady. Last Train to Paris
Starting point is 01:13:25 and my beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. I, for different reasons, just, I went in with certain expectations. I want you on the
Starting point is 01:13:34 A1 too. You can't, you can't go in to yay products, yay projects with expectations. So because I had an expectation,
Starting point is 01:13:44 I was like, this ain't really what I thought it was, what it was going to be. One of my favorite albums. Yeah, it's great. And same thing with Last Train to Paris.
Starting point is 01:13:50 I was like, what the fuck? And that is another one of my all-time favorite albums. Yeah, you're describing how it felt about Gunnership. Like, I went in not expecting nothing at all,
Starting point is 01:13:59 and just every song was more surprised than the last one. Like, it was great. But it wasn't, but like, those are two that I thought, on first listen, I'm cool.
Starting point is 01:14:12 And then going back, like this shit's amazing. Yeah. Parks, do you think you like the Bad Bunny album because part of the reason why you like him is because you don't understand what he's saying? No,
Starting point is 01:14:22 no, I think that he has, he's one of the most interesting melody writers. Wait, wait, I get what he's saying? No. No, I think that he has, he's one of the most interesting melody writers. Wait, wait, wait. I get what she's saying. I understand what she's saying. I'm with on that. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Listen, let me tell you something. See, listen, didn't I say I was on your ass today? Okay. You keep asking questions like I don't, that is a legit question. You can appreciate something because your ignorance of an aspect of it doesn't allow you to judge it.
Starting point is 01:14:48 It should just sound good sometimes. Yeah, it should just fire. It just sounds amazing. The dude writes amazing melodies. He can rap in a bunch of different styles. It's a pleasurable listen. I used to tell niggas
Starting point is 01:14:58 I ain't know what Lil Baby was saying on some of them earlier mixtapes and songs. Would you say how does the translation sound? Yeah. What you mean?
Starting point is 01:15:05 Does it make sense in the translation? I mean, to a degree, it's slang Spanish. So if you translate it 100% perfect English, like with Google or some shit like that, it's going to be like, this is corny. But if you talk to someone that understands the language perfectly and they can describe what they're saying, it's different. Gotcha. Album is great. Yeah. Sometimes it just saying is different. It sounds fine. Gotcha. That one was great.
Starting point is 01:15:26 Yeah, sometimes it'd just be a flow. It'd be a vibe. You don't got to really know the words what the person is saying. That shit just sound good. He's right. I love you guys, man. Love y'all too, man. Hey, some other music dropped, though.
Starting point is 01:15:39 I know there was a bunch of shit. That's the only one I got to. Wait, a lot came out? Offset came out. Offset came out. Offset came out. I did get a chance to listen to it. It's cool. It's about four or five records on it.
Starting point is 01:15:55 I was like, okay, it's a long album. How many tracks? 20-something. Yeah, 20-something. So a couple records that I love and a bunch that's just, all right, this is cool. So I can't, and again, first listen. You know, albums drop in the midnight. You got to try to listen to a bunch of stuff.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Yeah, I heard a few of the songs. I can't, I can't, I can't, I didn't hear it all the way through, and I can't listen to Offset in the daytime in the morning. He don't make music for me to cut on in the morning. Like, a lot of that shit feel like I got to have something shaking some ass in front of me. Like he got with Cardi. At least be driving somewhere or something. Yeah, I got to get in that bop. And boy, I love his enunciation.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Like talking about not being able to interpret or understand certain musicians. Like Offset earlier in his career versus Offset on this project. about not being able to interpret or understand certain musicians. It be English-speaking musicians. Offset earlier in his career versus Offset on this project. I'm not used to him slowing it down and just perfectly enunciating words. Shout out to him. I want to hear the album tonight.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Tonight. It's going to sound a little different tonight. Yeah, tonight when I'm outside. Listen, I'm done talking about Drake. I am done talking about Drake, but I like that Daylight song a lot and these internet kids are trying to ruin it for me, saying that he was talking about
Starting point is 01:17:13 he was talking about Triple X. Oh, really? I don't believe that. There's a lot of people that point I need more than words to say that I need more than internet people
Starting point is 01:17:30 to confirm that but they've been saying that about a couple of records and it's like he's been kind of trying to tell you that but that first eight bars on the second verse
Starting point is 01:17:37 of Daylight is just creepy now that they said that to me there's some other verses that they pointed out that that's what he's referring
Starting point is 01:17:45 to huh yeah but how can you why would that well how do you say something like that without being able to prove it yeah that's like boy that's some bold shit to put on my jacket hey something else dropped surprised the shit out of me yeah talk. Talk about it. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Talk about it. I'm going to talk about it. Let's go upstate. Yeah. Upstate. Let's go upstate.
Starting point is 01:18:09 West Side Gun. On the first listen, this is one of my, this is top three rap album for me this year already. Oh, shit. Already. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:18:21 From Ice? From Ice. Officially Ice? Officially Ice. From Twitter? No, from the JVP don't talk about the old me talk about me mmm but now this album is crazy though I'm looking forward to it I didn't get to press play on it I when I saw the album cover I don't you know he's artsy everything is artsy. I don't, you know, he's artsy. Everything is artsy. I love his album cover. So, I don't.
Starting point is 01:18:45 Okay. I didn't like the last one, Pray for Paris. Virgil did it, Respect. So I was, okay, cool.
Starting point is 01:18:52 But when I saw the title, this one's called, And Then You Pray For Me. I'm like, okay, this is a follow up. Okay, I see what you did.
Starting point is 01:18:58 The artwork looks the same. Okay. I pressed play. He got, this was, it sounded like you made the album for me. So, it's Forever Rolling Producing on here
Starting point is 01:19:08 It's Take Keep on here He got ESTG Ross Jeezy Oh shit It does sound like Ty Dolla $ign I'm like
Starting point is 01:19:14 Oh wait wait wait This is an ice album And I asked you I asked you earlier About West Side Gun What's up I asked you If that was a group
Starting point is 01:19:20 Or if it was a person You guys laughed at me Flip Hold me down Nah for real Hold you down Nah because they have A record on there if that was a group of it, it's a person. You guys laughing at me. Flip. Hold me down. Nah, for real. Hold you down. Nah, because they have a record on there
Starting point is 01:19:29 called The Revenge of Flip's Leg and then featuring Rome Streets and then they said a lot about Flip. Shout out to Rome Streets. He went to Lotto.
Starting point is 01:19:38 Went to Lotto and get a, I hope Flip went to Lotto and get a new Lack. He said a new Lack. Lack. No, I know that's a new Lack but talking I'm talking about the Cadillac from Nepal and shit like that. Niggas is tweeting me about that shit.
Starting point is 01:19:51 And I'm like, who was West Side Gun and what's going on? But I have to be in tune because y'all looked at me like I was crazy. I thought it was a group. But now, I don't laugh. I thought it was a group. I'm sorry, bro. That's funny. But I'm going to go figure it out.
Starting point is 01:20:02 You thought West Side Gun was a group? Yes. From the West. West New York. Give him a bonus too, man. They both came together at the same time. It's a seat. It's a seat.
Starting point is 01:20:15 No, I think, no, no, I'm going to do my research. People was tweeting me like, yo, Flip. I'm like, what? And shout out to West Side Gun. Yo, it's some shit on this album, no, bruh? I'm playing my sleeper off this album. I just went right to the Todd Dolla $ign record. Because that is different.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Oh, my God. Oh, bruh. I eat your pussy anywhere, just say it Fuck your nigga, how you wanna play it? It's Santorini, twin white Lamborghini Take my heart, bitch, please believe me Fuck you from the back Hands around your throat Sweating on the road, bitch, I'm trying to kill you I'm trying to kill you Yo, Ty Dolla's great, yo. Nah, he made a ballad, man.
Starting point is 01:21:19 They made a ballad. Dog. Yo, this is a very, this is a very Griselda way to do this yeah see and that was my fucking point who was i arguing with i don't remember who i was arguing with but uh that's fire this is a very griselda way to expand and to gain fans and to do something different while staying the same wow wait till you hear my sleeper wow that was so the way and they said just so you know they wasn't talking
Starting point is 01:21:51 about you yeah i don't know what flip is talking at all to what somebody said no no they didn't he said he's not because the song is revenge of flip's leg and he was saying he hope flip hit the lotto and get a new leg. You're not the most famous Flip, yo. I thought that was a shout out. You're the man of other Flips. Shout out to them niggas. I fuck with them. There you go.
Starting point is 01:22:10 There you go. And get you a more original name so you can know when people are discussing you. It wasn't saying anything about you. You heard it? No. I heard it. And I want to shout Wes out because I bought this album and didn't sample nothing, didn't hear a thing. I just bought it.
Starting point is 01:22:29 You could do that with history. I just bought it. On the low, he has really good projects. See, you know my stance. I've been pocket watching. He's rapping. Yes. He just don't always approach it to rap.
Starting point is 01:22:43 Okay. And that's when you lose me when you just do the ad-libbing and the extra shit okay he makes really good I like that that's a lot of money Westside gone I see it it sounded good I see it it's pretty clear yeah yeah you gonna show you each I don't try to fool me with the slow grimy beats no more buddy lucrative career right there. That album sound like it's getting some money, too. Yeah? Yes. Spent it on itself, like Meg.
Starting point is 01:23:11 He said leg, not lack. Moving right along. What else happened to music? What else happened to music? Well, we could kind of clap it up for this. A bill has been introduced a group of senators uh-huh drafted legislation and it is to ban ai generated deep fake vocals and also allow artists to sue those who use their likeness without permission okay i like that yeah
Starting point is 01:23:42 we will clap it up for that we We will definitely clap it up for that. Thank you. That's awesome. So, you know, I will monitor it. This was just introduced yesterday. For those that might not know, translation of like deep fake vocals. So, remember the weekend and Drake, the fake song that somebody made with AI? That's what I wanted clarification.
Starting point is 01:24:02 It will ban that type of shit from happening. Yeah, between that and them not allowing copyright to happen for AI art, it's going to be a tough day. Got it. I got whole AI albums in my phone already. You do? Mm-hmm. Like whose?
Starting point is 01:24:19 Sade. My man was was gonna do this I told him don't put it out cause he was gonna do it to be an asshole he went in AI Deep Fate the games documentary album
Starting point is 01:24:33 the entire album with all 50 cent verses to make it look like he found a reference track see and that's why they don't need to give black people reparations
Starting point is 01:24:41 that's what it is that right there is why look what we gonna do I got another one the 50 cent do. I got another one. The 50 Cent Game album. I got another one, Wayne and Baby's
Starting point is 01:24:50 Like Father Like Son album, but Drake is reading all the Baby's verses, so it sounds like a Wayne and Drake album. And it really sounds like that. Like, this A.I. shit is crazy. Wow.
Starting point is 01:25:01 So yeah, this band's all of that from happening. Speaking of Baby, Gillian and Baby are going back and forth. Yes. And this is from Birdman's clubhouse rant that he went on where he said,
Starting point is 01:25:14 he said a lot. I'm not going to repeat what he said, but he said a lot referring to Gilly. Gilly wasted absolutely no time responding. And that's that. I don't have nothing to say about it. This is where
Starting point is 01:25:29 Gilly was saying that he makes more money than Baby or something like that. He's more relevant. He brings in more money. Generates more revenue. That's a nice way of saying it. That's an important word.
Starting point is 01:25:38 It is. Generates more money than Birdman, more relevant than Birdman and why did Birdman wait 25 years to start addressing these things? Birdman, I feel like, is on a little promo run, too.
Starting point is 01:25:49 I've seen him popping up different places. I don't know what's coming. But something's coming. A lot of people on promo runs. Well, everybody try to get their stuff out there, man. Fourth quarter. Yep. I just want to make an announcement that we have another
Starting point is 01:26:03 fatherless child I'm sorry yeah I can see it in advance Kevin Gates has spat in a pregnant woman's mouth on stage and the father of that child will no longer be in that child's life
Starting point is 01:26:18 I can sense it and we have to blame not him but her oh shorty was pregnant yeah shout out to you And we have to blame not him, but her. Oh, shorty was pregnant? Yeah. Oh, nah. Yeah. Shout out to you.
Starting point is 01:26:37 Tell little Bobbo or Billy or little Tanisha what happened to they dad because you decided to let Kevin Gates spit in your mouth. And you swallow it and got the jitters. Are you sick? Can you imagine? No. Can you imagine? No. Can you imagine? No. No.
Starting point is 01:26:48 Absolutely not. You got nothing to say about that? I'm not with that. I'm not with that. I'm changing my locks. I'm changing my last name. You ain't going to find me. I bet on some pregnant women that do a lot worse
Starting point is 01:26:59 when they're angry at the baby daddy. We don't see it on stage. It's true. What do you mean? Get cream-pied? Where do y'all fall on when spitting in mouths during sex baby daddy. We don't see it on stage. It's true. What do you mean? Get queen pod? Where do y'all fall on spitting in mouths
Starting point is 01:27:08 during sex or somebody spitting in your mouth? I'm not a big spitter. You're here for it, Ice? Here for it. I'm not shaming it, but... Here for it.
Starting point is 01:27:19 I'm not... Not my jam. With it. Nope, not my kink. I respect it. You know what I mean? Don't kink shame, but nope. We don't kink shame not my kink. I respect it. Don't kink shame, but nope. We don't kink shame.
Starting point is 01:27:29 Your kink is more like being choked and stuff, yes? Is that really a kink? I'm just saying, I mean, but choked to your unconscious. Did you read this somewhere? No, I'm asking you as you're going. No, it is not. Okay. No, it's not. Light choking.
Starting point is 01:27:42 Because the way you be acting, you could tell somebody came in and like that. Your behavior is different. I'm just saying. I'm hating it. You tell a nigga came in and put work in. You're acting all different. You're acting much braver. And she got the-
Starting point is 01:27:53 Hey, Flip. You sitting like this, nigga all professional. Hey, what's going on? Hey, Flip. Hey, Flip. Switching up your style on us. She got the shit closed around her neck too, so you can't see no, you know what I mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:03 Yeah, she closed up. She closed up. She a little hickey. She a little hickey. She clothes her little Zara jacket up. Uh-huh. She don't want you to see. Excuse me, this is Spanx, bitch. Okay?
Starting point is 01:28:13 This is not no Zara. Oh, they make jackets? Yeah, Spanx has a whole line of clothing. I never knew Spanx made jackets. I thought that was just the things that- Now, she get flattered. The undergarments? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:24 No, no, no, no. Those tights that I was wearing that got a lot of, you know, positive commentary, those were Spanx. Okay. Okay. You got it. You got it, big dog. Mel must have got a good night's rest. Word.
Starting point is 01:28:40 She did. She did get an official night's rest with no disturbances. I mean, how does that? No dogpiling. And I know people don't like this. But how can we let that go unnoticed? The difference in your behavior. You make things so obvious.
Starting point is 01:28:56 And I'm your brother and I love you. Let me just say why. You know, in the beginning, you'll come here one way. And we can tell when a nigga came and laid it down. I'm sorry. I was a little vocal about it no not even the vocalization it's just who you are you walk and how you i'm uncomfortable yeah i but it's my sis i gotta tell i gotta talk about it i went to the class are we not supposed to i mean no we're not all right that's it i'll let it go yeah when you start taking off work and doing shit now,
Starting point is 01:29:25 we got to talk about it. It's affecting the job. Who took off work? You wasn't sick, nigga. You came back in. Clear eye, rear eye. Halls ain't do that. Don't listen to this, motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:29:35 I was... I haven't said a word. No, you said it last pod. I was officially under the weather. I just... You know what? Your energy is different. I want to salute you.
Starting point is 01:29:44 I'm under a few things. Your energy is different. I want to salute you. I'm under a few things. Your energy is different. I want to salute you. You look much more radiant. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Stop.
Starting point is 01:29:51 That's a double standard. She don't do that to us. When we come in here with a little extra pep in our step, she don't say, all right, got some ass left, man. Word. She don't do that to us. She don't. Why you doing that to her?
Starting point is 01:30:01 Salute. Salute. I guess because it's such a rare occasion though It is rare It is rare We saying shit She's not getting up and doing the Don't get up and do it
Starting point is 01:30:11 You know what I'm talking about The walk off Like she's letting shit slide I'm good And that little bonus trick Only come from some dick That was around while she was frustrated Oh the dick put a battery in my back
Starting point is 01:30:21 Yeah while she was frustrated He was whispering in my ear You know what you should do right Was he battery in my back, didn't he? Yeah, while she was frustrated. He was whispering in my ear. You know what you should do, right? Was he whispering in my ear? You deserve better, babe. You deserve better. Just go in there and just ask for what you want. No, that is not what happened.
Starting point is 01:30:36 That was not the pillow talk. That's a weird cake. Right. Give me work advice. Give me work advice. Right. Do you see the travesty that went on at the Cheesecake Factory? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:30:46 Let's talk about it. I was clutching my pros. Okay. Look. I wasn't really. And then she made me intro that bullshit. I swear to God, I'm trying to figure out why there's now this trend that chicks are getting online and recording their quote unquote dates and they're shaming men.
Starting point is 01:31:04 This is like a 15-year trend. This has been happening since... This is what Twitter was invented for. Was it? Yes. I guess I wasn't there for it. Day shaming. That's what it's always been.
Starting point is 01:31:12 Okay. I wasn't there for it. That's how $200 dates started. Yeah, since inception. Black Twitter. We did it again. Got it. This is our work.
Starting point is 01:31:20 It always works. It never fails. Every time. Like clockwork. All of this is fake scripted set up oh yeah yeah that's the thing is that it does but this is why this is why they do it why they do it yeah well it works yeah it works how did you feel i felt like it was scripted and fake as fuck and it is and it's just like it's it's just creating engagement because that's what the blog does
Starting point is 01:31:43 what is the event that y'all are speaking about. Because four dozen oysters is a lot of fucking oysters. What is the event that y'all were speaking about? So there was a girl who was sitting in her car, and there was apparently, there was a guy off camera, and he wanted to take her to the Cheesecake Factory, and she basically was indicating that that was beneath her. And he was asking her, well, you know, let's talk about it. Why do you feel that way?
Starting point is 01:32:01 And, I mean, she just kind of sounded ridiculous. Sounded ridiculous. That's basically it. There was that. And then there was also the girl that let me take y'all on my date. And she went and proceeded to slurp down four trays of fucking oysters. That's a lot of oysters. I love oysters.
Starting point is 01:32:15 That's crazy. I like oysters, too, but I've never ordered four trays of fucking oysters. How many oysters can you put down at once? You've been a little too celibate for that. I mean, well, first of all. Maybe now you'll order some oysters. First of all, oysters is y'all's aphrodisiac, not ours. That's not true.
Starting point is 01:32:36 Yes, it is. That's not true. Oysters will literally make it hard. It does nothing for us. Oysters does nothing for women's sexual appetite. No, it doesn't. Oh, I need to look that up.
Starting point is 01:32:49 Yeah, look it up. I've gone on too many dates where she had oysters and we fucked. Well, I mean... Right after the oyster. It had nothing to do with her. Oysters are not
Starting point is 01:32:57 an aphrodisiac for women. It's more so for you guys. More so means that it is so for women. No, I'm really saying it's for you guys. Look it up, Ice. Come on. i'm i'm really saying it's for you guys look it up ice come on i'm looking i'm looking at slopes go to slopes.com um says here oysters zinc content may help maintain levels of dopamine a neurotransmitter that may increase sexual desire
Starting point is 01:33:17 in women and treat issues such as erectile dysfunction that's see didn't i say hardness so yeah but you did you see did you hear the first part? Yeah. Yeah, but the whole, no. So you're dead ass wrong. No, no, no, I'm not wrong. It's okay. No, no.
Starting point is 01:33:32 It's okay to be wrong. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong because it's talking about dopamine, but chocolate can have the same effect as that. That's also an aphrodisiac. It's also an aphrodisiac. But the reality, but it doesn't. Like zinc and dopamine, no,
Starting point is 01:33:44 there's not enough of a connection for it to have like a, like a, like a, a huge reaction versus it's quelling erectile dysfunction.
Starting point is 01:33:55 Mel, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, it can't quell your way out of it. Mel, what the fuck are you talking about right now? I'm trying to basically say it's more so your aphrodisiac because it can help alleviate symptoms of erectile dysfunction and make y'all hard. Mel, all we're saying is it does act as an aphrodisiac because it can help alleviate symptoms of erectile dysfunction and make y'all hard.
Starting point is 01:34:05 Mel, all we're saying is it does act as an aphrodisiac for women. That's all we're saying and Google confirmed that for us. It's not an official confirmation. You got it. Don't y'all do it.
Starting point is 01:34:22 She don't fuck enough to tell me what's an aphrodisiac. Anyways. That's hate. So the girl, it is hate, but I'm just going to slide right past that. Girl slurped down four trays of oysters and then basically said that the date left the table to go to the bathroom and then never came back. That's a good old fashioned move right there.
Starting point is 01:34:41 And then he texts her. He was like, I'm willing to give you money for the drinks, but nobody told you to order all that food. Because after that, then she went to town on ordering some other shit. Yo, I think it's hilarious that this stuff works on Mel the way it does. Well, it didn't work. It did work. Yes, it did work. What part works?
Starting point is 01:35:01 All of it. What part works? Everything about their plan worked. I personally don't think that it was real. I think it was completely fake. But that doesn't matter if you're going to discuss it. It don't matter if it's fake. If it sparks a thought and starts a conversation, that is why they do it.
Starting point is 01:35:21 Okay, well, in that way, they did win, yes. Yeah. why they do it. Okay, well, in that way, they did win, yes. Yeah. And what is the takeaway from women taping these dates and putting it out?
Starting point is 01:35:30 I think the main argument that they were having with the oyster one is he said, let's go out for drinks and then she ordered a bunch of food. So what?
Starting point is 01:35:38 That was the biggest fight. Yeah, that was the biggest fight I've seen. Does the video look staged? Yes. Everything looks staged on the internet to me. Every video I see looks staged. Even somebody getting knocked the fuck out, it looks staged.
Starting point is 01:35:49 It does all look staged. I don't believe anything. I'll jump in and do like you did and have some commentary on it. And then I'll be like, but I don't believe none of this shit. I believe everything. People are looking for engagement and trying to go viral. So this video of doing XYZ worked. But then when you look at the comments, you see people reacting to it viscerally
Starting point is 01:36:12 as if it's actually real. You know what I mean? Because people believe everything. Yeah, but that's the problem. So then you'll see like a lot of the comments, guys saying, this is the problem with women these days. And you know what it does?
Starting point is 01:36:22 It just adds to the fucking continuation of the gender wars. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know? And you know what it does? It just adds to the fucking continuation of the gender wars. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know? And that's what's frustrating. That's the frustrating part to me because you'll be like, you'll see a bunch of women in the comments
Starting point is 01:36:33 being like, this is ridiculous. This is like a poor example of how women, a real woman would act on a fucking date. This is a woman with no manners if this is in fact true. Oh my God, here we go. Is the title of this episode
Starting point is 01:36:45 Elevator music? I'm signing off Good night and goodbye Okay you made your fucking point Alright We got it I think he liked the music He does
Starting point is 01:37:00 He does So um I wanna get y'all thoughts because I'm doing some goofy shit this weekend. Okay. Hey. I'm going to...
Starting point is 01:37:11 Some headass shit? Yeah, headass. Okay. For sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's my favorite topic. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:37:15 Can I guess? Yeah. Pumpkin patch. Close. Apple picking. No. That's headass? Yes.
Starting point is 01:37:23 That is like top tier headass. Paying like $70 to go pick a pumpkin or pick apples is crazy. Oh man. It's Halloween season. That ain't how they explain it at the little apple picking place over there in Jersey. Because they got to make money. Yeah. And I went with my son
Starting point is 01:37:38 so that's not. I love apple picking. That's different when you go with the kids. My wife don't even like apples and she wants to go apple picking. It's different when you go with the kids. My wife don't even like apples and she wants to go apple picking. It's a really good Instagram moment. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:50 It's good for the gram. Okay. Please. Get apple picking the fuck out of here unless it's what you're choosing. And that's why that Cheesecake Factory
Starting point is 01:37:57 story is so perfect. It's what they care about. The gram. The gram. Anyways, Ice, what is your head ass moment for the weekend? You know, it's Halloween season
Starting point is 01:38:06 So we doing the The haunted house Haunted hayride shit Headassery A maze Why is that headass That's fire to me That's actually
Starting point is 01:38:15 No headassery is fire That's a fire headass No no no Haunted house is fire Yeah I can't wait to do the maze With the hay The hay maze
Starting point is 01:38:24 Yeah we going No we going out to an actual cornfield, the whole shit. We going. That's fire. Yeah, we doing some other shit. That sounds like a lot of fun.
Starting point is 01:38:32 I'm actually. And she's super scary, so this is going to be great. I'm going to be fucking with her more than they are. You got to do a little edible. Like. That's the wave.
Starting point is 01:38:41 The haunted houses, right, where people touch you. Not all of them. I'm saying. It's levels. It's levels. I know, but what, right, where people touch you. Not all of them. I'm saying levels. It's levels. I know, but how is that described? Where the ones that they touch you, they come in, they can touch you, they fucking. You got to sign a waiver.
Starting point is 01:38:55 That's all. And they let you know ahead of time. Hey, this one has touch. And I've been watching on Hulu. Listen. Oh, man. Halloween season. So all of the little
Starting point is 01:39:05 streaming places putting out they little spooky horror type shit so on Hulu they got this little doc about this dude whatever his name was
Starting point is 01:39:14 Ray Joe Jesse but how I think I saw this I didn't watch it but my stupid ass clicked on it
Starting point is 01:39:20 because the paragraph said this is the haunted house yeah he is a master manipulator and he he was running a haunted house, right? Yeah, he is a master manipulator. And he was running a haunted house. Or was he? Was it a torture chamber?
Starting point is 01:39:30 Was it a... So I click it. You got me. I want to see this nigga torture some niggas. So he started out small in his house. Yeah, I know that. And as it grew, it grew. And he had a fetish for watching people get tortured. And he added everything in the waiver
Starting point is 01:39:46 death yeah heart failure all of that every two seconds he was asking the people as he filmed do you consent do you consent do you consent they would say yes or quit and if they quit and they were crying he would tape them put them on youtube and he garnered a buzz around his haunted house because this was some sicko shit and the scariest thing in the world. And eventually he grew into, he had full contact drills where you were going to get touched, tackled, something. Touching was allowed. So, and yeah, he was damn near killing motherfuckers. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:40:21 Plastics over their face and all that. I stopped going to the haunted houses because they stopped being scary. Y'all go to the right ones. Dog, I've been to all of the ones that say this is the scariest one in the world. Well, that's just my-
Starting point is 01:40:35 The cemetery in Philly. I mean, not the cemetery. The prison in Philly. Come on, y'all know all the ones. That was one of the ones. That was one of the ones. I've been to all of the ones already. So, now we got to see what's going on. It's all just jump scare shit. That was one of the ones. That was one of the ones. I've been to all of the ones already. So,
Starting point is 01:40:45 now we got to see what's going on. It's all just jump scare shit. That's all. I don't be needing to, don't touch me. Yeah, don't touch me.
Starting point is 01:40:51 I'm cool. Because I'll touch back. Yeah. Nah, touch me. Cool. Touch me. Don't kill me.
Starting point is 01:40:58 Don't go crazy. But touch me. Don't touch me. Shit, I remember when eight of us went to go do the escape room. I think it was during
Starting point is 01:41:04 Halloween in Hackensack. And this was the first time they put a person in the escape room to scare you, spook you. You never knew when he was coming out. But at some point, it was going to be a ghost in the room. And he was going to charge and attack or something. No touching. But shit, that whole room was scared. We was petrified.
Starting point is 01:41:23 So what happened? He came out up he came out and it was the lights out and everybody all kept running a different corner it's pandemonium you ran too huh you ran yeah i ran i'm in this room to run around sure i remember years ago fright fest oh my god used to let like they ain't gonna do this shit now but like if you went it was like either Halloween or right before Halloween They will let you wear costumes and then they had actors in there in costumes and they was fucking with people So now you don't know who's who I see fights break out in there. I stopped going to fuck off
Starting point is 01:41:57 Hey, yo, I stopped going to Fright Fest cuz I remember I brought a Johnny Rocket burger And I was eating it like during a time But they start playing it the Undertaker music and then when it's get dark and I was eating it. Right during the time they start playing the Undertaker music and then when it gets dark and I'm eating the burger, the nigga ran up to me with a chainsaw
Starting point is 01:42:13 and hit it by my legs. The smallest thing, I dropped my burger. I was tight during the fight. We wanted to jump that nigga. We tried to look for him. Then a bunch, like it was,
Starting point is 01:42:22 it got crazy that year. It got nasty. Frightfest. Shout out to that fucking Here we go. Dirty ass. Now Frightfest is fire, Joe. I don't know if it's fire still,
Starting point is 01:42:32 but I know what the last I'm going to get Joe started on Six Flags. All them niggas got herpes. Everybody down there. That's frightening. Dirty, nasty, herpy,
Starting point is 01:42:40 herpy having heathens. That's some frightening shit. Disgusting. It's over. Summer came and went. None of the baddies even hit me. That's some frightening shit. Disgusting. It's over. Summer came and went. None of the baddies even hit me. Talking about Six Flags. Nobody said nothing about Six Flags to me.
Starting point is 01:42:50 My dad might not even went to Six Flags this year. I don't understand. It's over for Six Flags. Because the baddies ain't up for them on Instagram. It's over for that shit. We done Nitro. We done Kingdom Cod. It's over.
Starting point is 01:43:00 Nigga, the baddies want to go stand on the raft in Jamaica. Fuck Six Flags. They got new rods there, yeah. They do? Yeah, I'm assuming raft in Jamaica. Fuck Six Flags. They got new rods there, yeah. They do? Yeah, I'm assuming. They're always upgrading to Six Flags. Fuck the niggas. I'm cool.
Starting point is 01:43:12 When's the last time you've been to Six Flags? Nightclub with Lil Man? I'm not taking my son to that bullshit. I took my daughter, but we did the safari. We didn't go in the theme park. Oh, sirree, bah. I love my son too much. I love my son way too much.
Starting point is 01:43:24 And I told you, I almost had a panic attack bringing my son to that Meadowlands Fair. Like, I'm not that dad yet. Why? What happened? Fucking riots. It was bothering my baby. Spinning around too fast. It was getting too dizzy. Dad, isn't it?
Starting point is 01:43:41 There's nothing I can do. Yeah, no, Great Adventures is nasty and disgusting. I'm well documented with that. You have fun. there's nothing I can do yeah no Great Adventures is nasty and disgusting I'm well documented with that you have fun I did see that Pete Davidson is hosting Saturday Night Live with Ice Spice I believe
Starting point is 01:43:56 yep with Ice Spice and I just wanted to shout him out because I was concerned about that about him a few weeks ago off air. We never talked about that on air, right? We did briefly. Just touched on it real quick. Well, I'm happy that I'm happy to see him hosting.
Starting point is 01:44:16 I'm happy that Saturday Night Live is doing that shit with comedians that they did. And what's the comedy? Dark Side of Comedy. When I said Saturday Night Live just tries to be there for their people. I'm just happy about that because the internet, y'all didn't give a fuck, boy. Y'all don't. Y'all.
Starting point is 01:44:33 He went from being the talk of the town to nothing. Dirt. Yeah. That's how it always is. Yeah, but he was with her. They was being followed. Paparazzi, supermarket, like just that type of attention and headache to what happened post-breakup
Starting point is 01:44:51 and then nobody checking on him. Mm-hmm. Yeah, what you said. The car accidents, everything that's being reported, his friends being concerned. I don't know how much of it is true, but yeah, I don't like when the internet just chews people up and spits them out
Starting point is 01:45:04 and nobody gives a fuck anymore so I hope Pete Davidson is okay I hope he is well we also need to say rest in peace to Rudolph Isley rest in peace it's a shame that it's being reported that him and his
Starting point is 01:45:20 brother was still beefing at the time of his death but people need to mind their fucking business mind your business and this ain't the time for that. So thoughts, prayers, love, and condolences to his family, friends, loved ones, and fans. Word up. Thank you for your contributions. Yes, yes, definitely.
Starting point is 01:45:36 Okay, what else? What else is going on? I was reading here, found a report. It said that New York accent is the world's worst accent. Fuck outta here. Fuck outta here. That's some bullshit.
Starting point is 01:45:52 What up son? That's some bullshit. What up son? Huh? Well what's so crazy about the fact is that New York has like
Starting point is 01:46:00 five or six accents. Yes that's true. Queens Brooklyn Bronx Staten Island Long Island So it's just like which one are they talking about? five or six accents. Yes, that's true. Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, Staten Island, Long Island. So it's just like,
Starting point is 01:46:08 which one are they talking about? And all of them are better than Baltimore. I don't care. All of them accents are better than Baltimore. That's why any accent list that don't have Baltimore
Starting point is 01:46:19 number one, I don't even read it no more. It's wrong. Do you think that, because they identify a lot of the New York accent with how the Italians speak. Like the forget about it.
Starting point is 01:46:31 Or the New York. And there was a lady yelling at cops and I remember the comments was like, oh man, that's a real New Yorker. So are they saying that that accent is bad or all the accents put together? Because we sound better than half these niggas.
Starting point is 01:46:46 And you guys jack us. You guys try to talk like us. Talk about us. Sex. Boston. Y'all are ahead of us, buddy. Yeah. Minnesota and all that stuff.
Starting point is 01:46:55 There's a few of y'all. Yeah, Minnesota too. Baltimore, Maryland. Baltimore say on, Boston say on dead dogs. I don't even care about the slang. I'm just talking about the accent, the way y'all pronounce words and numbers. No.
Starting point is 01:47:09 There's no way New York is higher than... I don't want to hear that shit. In the world, they said, too. In the world. Yeah, they're trying to make me be stereotypical. Because if I tell the truth about what accents really sound the worst, I'm going to be out of a job.
Starting point is 01:47:25 Yep. That's it. Y'all got it. And then to insult the injury, they said, Australians have the most attractive accents in the world. They just bit the British shit. Follow. Follow.
Starting point is 01:47:36 Look, look. Hello. I'm about to say, like, come on, stop it. Followed closely by Scottish, Londoners, Irish, and French. Who wrote this? Niggas in England? Who wrote this? Is it a British article?
Starting point is 01:47:48 Australian people wrote this. Word. Some fucking liars wrote this. Yeah. That sounded crazy. That was nuts. Yeah, you just reminded me with the Ice Spice Saturday Night Live thing. Ice Spice won a BET Hip Hop Award.
Starting point is 01:48:04 And the person that was presenting had to say, yo, Ice Spice can't be here to accept this award right now. I'm going to take it on her behalf. Mm-hmm. And then she went to the back. Mm-hmm. So my question to y'all is, and I know Ice Spice had the Taylor Swift look.
Starting point is 01:48:23 Mm-hmm. What's this other real big look she had Dunkin Donuts Dunkin Donuts SNL she's got some big shit going on but how do y'all feel
Starting point is 01:48:34 about Ice Spice not showing up to the BET Hip Hop Awards as a winner when did they film Atlanta when
Starting point is 01:48:42 last week I was gonna say if it was this week then maybe the SNL thing would be a valid excuse hmm what are you talking about
Starting point is 01:48:52 that's not a slap in the face kind of during hip hop 50 for a brand new artist and I know she on her shit so I mean I don't want it to sound like I'm hating I know she on her shit. So, I mean, I don't want it to sound like I'm hating.
Starting point is 01:49:07 I know she on her shit. She getting to it. I don't, I think it's, I'm not thinking about hip hop. What I'm saying is I feel like, damn, this is going to sound like hate. There's no way to say this without it. If she's not going to be there to accept the award, then BET needs to give that award to somebody else. Agreed. It's too bad of a look.
Starting point is 01:49:27 That's a bad look for... Yeah, but sometimes we don't like when we see that shit, too. When they're giving away... It was the VMAs recently, right? Was that the one where they were just like
Starting point is 01:49:35 giving it to whoever was there? That shit don't look good either. The award should have some validity outside of the telecast. Yeah, but I mean, she was nominated... Dog, you was nominated for Best
Starting point is 01:49:46 Breakthrough Hip Hop Artist. Armani White, Central C, Dochi, Finesse Two Times, Khali, Lola Brooks, Sexy Red. You could give that award to Sexy Red. Y'all been showing her all night. You could. She's clearly who they wanted to see.
Starting point is 01:50:01 That was the other thing about the Hip Hop Awards. It was like 12 to 15 people per category nominated. What are we going to say with the truth, about the Hip Hop Awards. It was like 12 to 15 people per category nominated. What are we going to say with the truth, man? Hip Hop Awards is not what it used to be, Joe. Just not. Niggas don't take it serious. Niggas don't fuck with it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:50:16 BET and them asked me to chill out on them. You know, chill out. Don't come on the par. But it's not. Oh, so you're going to turn it up on them. Turn it up then. Yeah, because they play. It's not where.
Starting point is 01:50:26 Sorry, Rhonda and them. I love y'all. It's not but it's not. Oh, so you're going to turn it up on them? Turn it up then. Yeah, because they play. It's not where, sorry, Rhonda and them, I love y'all. It's not where it's at. You got to bring new niggas in there to shake that shit up. You got to bring people. Like, y'all got to put the budget into bringing some of the top hip hop acts back to make the awards feel like it was awards again. It looks crazy. That nigga's just recording at Big Daddy's on Linden at 193. It looks nasty and disgusting.
Starting point is 01:50:47 We not doing that. You know what I mean? Man, yeah, if it's going to be low budget like that, and I'm trying to present my career a certain way as a new artist, then maybe I'm not going. I'm not going. She probably gave them every indication that she was going to be there, and then once maybe some more information came to her,
Starting point is 01:51:03 she was like, I ain't going to that shit. I remember when that shit was respected. They would have had her listed as a performer. Yeah, she has a right to not be there. Like, that's cool. I'm just talking about how it makes the award ceremony look. Especially at the VMA, she was front and center and danced with Taylor Swift the whole time. Like, Drake and them not being there is one thing.
Starting point is 01:51:23 I get what you're saying. A new act. A brand new act as a winner not showing up on Hip Hop 50? You look crazy to me. Not I-Spice. Talk about it. Talk about it. You guys over there trying to sell this shit,
Starting point is 01:51:39 sell it to somebody that know what they doing, if that's the case. Because what's going on when it comes to hip hop is looking bad. Nigga, that's not the same place where we was watching BET uncut and all the ill shows that was coming on that night that shit looked disrespectful yeah at one portion there they had a they had a section uh they had a section and a segment where they honored Joe Clair, Big Les all of the all of the Rap City just BET celebrities. Well, they brought Rap City back. That's what, they actually brought Rap City back. Yeah, but I'm sitting there at home excited to see Big Laz and Jokely and all these niggas
Starting point is 01:52:11 tick and all, and that crowd is like. They didn't know who the fuck Big Laz was. At all, bro. We are old, Joe. That's not about being old. Yes, it is. It's old and out of touch, bro. Let's not get enough of niggas
Starting point is 01:52:25 calling me old this week, too. They know the younger acts don't, they know the younger acts, they trying to cater to the younger acts. But you can't go all the way there and bring no veteran. I agree. They catering to the younger acts.
Starting point is 01:52:40 They feel like with the younger acts, they don't got to spend that much. They trying to preserve a budget. Nah, nigga. But look what happens to you. But look what happened to you. But look what happened to you, K. Put some shit on the BET Hip Hop Awards. I am here to take a dog shit on the BET Hip Hop.
Starting point is 01:52:51 I don't give a fuck how much time y'all banned me from that building, for real. Because I got the last letter. All jokes aside, that yo, Flip, his content is too crazy. All that shit is cool. Regardless of what it is, you niggas is out here playing and making the brand look bad go find that nigga
Starting point is 01:53:06 with the glasses what's the nigga that used to be there with the glasses that used to own it oh yeah we can't talk about him but find one of them
Starting point is 01:53:12 niggas that used to own it that had some sort of oomph or that was in tune with what hip hop should look like especially on BET there you go
Starting point is 01:53:21 let me ask you a question alienate us from some of our ad partners let me ask you a question look great idea 2023 what do hip. Let me ask you a question. You're going to alienate us from some of our ad partners. Let me ask you a question. Look. Great idea. 2023, what do hip hop look like?
Starting point is 01:53:29 Nigga, you a traitor, nigga. Answer my question. 2023, what does hip hop look like? I don't, nigga, I'm not a hip hop, I don't know. But I'm just saying. Sexy Red. To them, this is their hip hop. It looks like a lot of different shit, by the way. Mainstream hip hop, 2023.
Starting point is 01:53:42 Does not look like a lot of shit. Yo, Ice, let me tell you something. They don't. I've been watching BET. Oh, yeah, there's a couple of them of shit. Yo, Ice, let me tell you something. They don't. I've been watching B. Oh, yeah, there's a couple of them niggas. Ah, they tried to tear me up. Talk about when we was like, most of the rap music now sounds low effort
Starting point is 01:53:54 or whatever we was saying. It jumped in my mentions. Talking about, if you feel like that, then you're missing out on. They named all these names of these fucking underground kids and new niggas. I'm like, you're not doing your research.
Starting point is 01:54:06 If you think like, no, check this out. A little caveman pump and fucking R2, R2, R2, D2, all these little weirdo names. Y'all know what we talk about when we have that conversation. We're not saying it don't exist. We're not talking about y'all at that level creating some... We're talking about mainstream. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:29 Yeah, come on. But even have... Little Backpack Bobby. Get all these niggas they name and have to fuck out my mentions. Nigga, I should've gave them awards then.
Starting point is 01:54:38 I really do hope that some innovative shit comes soon. I do. I agree. Because I can't... It's tough for me to even argue against the new kids calling me a hater. Like, yeah, you're right, man. I do. I agree. Because I can't, it's tough for me to even argue against the new kids
Starting point is 01:54:46 calling me a hater. Like, yeah, you're right, man. I do hate all this shit. I hate all of it. It always goes in cycles, though. You know that. You've been around long enough. I do,
Starting point is 01:54:55 but we still, we waiting to see it. It's the longest. This ain't the longest at all. It's not. This ain't even close to the longest. You can't even say that, nigga. You ain't a hip-hop nigga.
Starting point is 01:55:03 Nigga, I'm talking about, like, I come from the era of dance music. You come from Shab even say that, nigga. You ain't a hip-hop nigga. Nigga, I'm talking about like, I come from the era of dance music. You come from Shabba Rinks, nigga. Yeah, exactly. Mad Cobra, nigga. Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. That's hate, and that's hate.
Starting point is 01:55:15 You come from that too, nigga. You was in that dubbing in Jersey when you was a kid, when you was a teenager. Listen, y'all tell me what's going on with Pat McAfee and Aaron Rodgers and what the fans are saying. People upset. Why?
Starting point is 01:55:31 Please explain this to me. The Post found out that he paid Aaron Rodgers to the sum of millions of dollars or something to be on the show, to appear on the show. Okay. Which got them upset because historically guests and appearances on shows and broadcasts and podcasts
Starting point is 01:55:48 and radio shows and all that shit, it's promo. We don't pay you. Says what? That's the industry standard quote unquote. So they were all in a tussie.
Starting point is 01:56:01 Who's they all that were in a tussie? The New York Post was the people that pushed the art. They did the story. Yeah, they did the story. They promoted the art. Yeah, but were they the ones that were angry?
Starting point is 01:56:11 Yes. Who was angry? The Post was angry. Yeah, but a lot of other people picked it up as well. I don't understand what the beef is, though. Aaron Rodgers has been, not a guest, but a consistent guest. He's there every Tuesday. On that show, through thick and through thin,
Starting point is 01:56:25 through injury for years. Why wouldn't he get paid? I don't understand that either. That was my... Especially if Pat McAfee got paid. Ta-da. He went on his show and aired it out. He talked about the whole shit.
Starting point is 01:56:37 He's like, my company went from being valued at $2 million to being valued at $500 million. Aaron Rodgers is a big part of that. I gave him a check for, I think he said, $450,000 a couple years ago, and he felt bad because he wanted to give him more because he was a big part of his shit growing. Pause. He went on to say, like, yo,
Starting point is 01:56:56 anybody that helps me bring this platform to where it is, I'm going to pay you. I don't really care. That's how it should go. That's how it should go. I'm confused. Shut up, fans out there. That's how it should go. That's how it should go. I'm confused. Shut up, fans out there. That's how it should go.
Starting point is 01:57:08 That is how it should go, though. Not that ass. Yeah. I can hear it already. I hear it. I hear it. I can see it. He's not even saying a word, and I can hear it.
Starting point is 01:57:23 Get that nigga flip. Look at bonus bunnies bonus bunnies I do agree with that but listen Aaron Rodgers is a four time MVP
Starting point is 01:57:32 right two time I think right I thought it was two time too until I heard an analyst say four time oh yeah
Starting point is 01:57:39 because he did win him earlier he won consecutive two years ago anyway Aaron Rodgers is him he also said he pays Nick Saban who is also on the show on a regular basis. He pays all the people that are on the show. Four-time ice?
Starting point is 01:57:50 Yes, four-time. 2011, 2014, 2020, and 2021. Oh, yeah, you got to pay me. Yeah. And I'm on here weekly? Yeah. What are we talking about? I mean, this is not so shocking, right?
Starting point is 01:58:03 This is the same guy that was going to take a Jeopardy gig. Right. Mm-hmm. He clearly wanted another job. Yeah, he wants to broadcast in some form. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And he's great at it.
Starting point is 01:58:12 He is. And it helped make the show hot. And I love, I was watching Pat McAfee and- Best sports show on TV. And yeah, I love how they start the show too. Like, yo, we're going to curse on here because humans curse. And that's how niggas talking the real world. I like the little blurb in the front.
Starting point is 01:58:31 But he was talking to Aaron Rodgers, who's supposedly healing with J.K. Dobbins of the Ravens, who's a young guy, young running back. And J.K. Dobbins said he was in there working out. And he turned on the TV and it's Aaron Rodgers Rodgers on TV while we supposed to be working out the adult what you doing the interview like yo I just saw you on TV like we're not you're not supposed to be on TV while pay millions right now. Facts. Shut up. More of them should get paid. More of them should get paid.
Starting point is 01:59:08 Absolutely. I don't get that beat. Shout out to Aaron Rodgers. Shout out to Pat Madison. Yeah, I didn't understand. I don't even understand what the problem is. He's a regular on the show. And clearly took that.
Starting point is 01:59:18 When we were first reported on the deal, it was, well, he got Aaron Rodgers. That right there is going to boost what he's getting. And Nick Saban ain't chump Like what are you talking about Do y'all out there think that Lil Wayne Is popping up on Skip's show for free Yeah for the love love That's for the look
Starting point is 01:59:34 Just because that's his man Probably not Probably not And any of you sports shows out there I'll take the check. I just got laid off too. I will come in here and talk some sports. What we doing, huh?
Starting point is 01:59:52 Tell you about what DeMar DeRozan did last night. Oh, man, Joe. What? Fuck that. I missed my little job. Depressed about it too. Thursday, I just went right to sleep. Oh, man.
Starting point is 02:00:05 From 5 to 7. We got to take them out Thursday went right to sleep From 5 to 7 Monday and Thursday 5 to 7 I'm in bed Balled up crying We gotta take you out Joe Mute up for a second gang we gotta start hitting the group chat Mondays and Thursdays Joe come on let's go hit the streets We gotta take care of him
Starting point is 02:00:21 Take him to the pumpkin farm whatever you gotta do That'll get a bonus. A little rage room. There you go. I'm getting out. How mad are you? Come on. Take it out on that fax machine.
Starting point is 02:00:30 Yeah, I was in bed sad, man. Thank God Netflix put out their version of the Jewels story. Y'all see it? No. Big vape? Big vape? Big vape? No.
Starting point is 02:00:39 I didn't see it. It popped up. I didn't watch it. I try. I can't dock like y'all can. I've accepted it. They just don't hold me. I got you. I didn't watch it. I try. I can't dock like y'all can. I've accepted it. They just don't hold me. Who's y'all?
Starting point is 02:00:49 You and Mel. She don't dock like me. Oh, my bad. My bad. My bad. Look, my bad game. I did not because I have been watching. Mute the fuck up.
Starting point is 02:01:01 So you did not see. So you didn't see it. Because I have been watching a documentary on Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln's Dilemma. Wait, what? Man, how much documentary did you watch? Lose your ass up. I thought you was about to drop some fire.
Starting point is 02:01:18 I was ready. You still think she can fuck with me? No. It's really good. She can't fuck with me. It's really good. What proof? What happened?
Starting point is 02:01:25 What did you learn about Abraham Lincoln? What new evidence they got that they didn't have before? They didn't present in Discovery and all the other channels. History. Oh, you home watch learning about slave owners. Oh, shit. No. Is this on PBS or some shit?
Starting point is 02:01:37 It is not. It's on Apple TV. It's on Apple TV. You got the PBS app? Listen, you fucks. It is a really good documentary. It's told from a different perspective. Who, of the slave?
Starting point is 02:01:49 No! From Kuta? From Django, his narrator. Hey, boss. Stop. Holy shit. What perspective is it told from? Y'all fucking suck a dick, okay?
Starting point is 02:02:05 Oh, wow. I'm just saying, look, it's told from the perspective of the fact that he is known as the great emancipator, but it makes you understand that that was not his goal at all. He had a different goal, and that was a byproduct of what his original goal was. Word. And that's it, and I'm moving on before this motherfucker starts playing his goddamn elevator music.
Starting point is 02:02:29 No, listen, we have bigger... Say word. Did they find out who really killed him? Like, I mean, what's new news they... What are they doing?
Starting point is 02:02:35 They've always known who killed him, but... There's definitely a soundtrack to that doc. Word. Word, yo. We're rambling. Give me the George Washington doc next, please.
Starting point is 02:02:48 Listen, okay, Jewel is on the list, but this was really good. Oh, you fucking an old nigga. Hey, man. Old white nigga. Let's go watch that Abe Lincoln. Y'all Netflix and chill different. The Abe Lincoln doc got it done. After the comments last week, I know you ain't
Starting point is 02:03:08 calling anybody old. I am. You are a gold crotchety motherfucker. I am senior mama. I am. What's up? What's up, senior bae? We got senior wars. What the fuck are you talking about? We got senior wars.
Starting point is 02:03:22 Niggas arguing. Senior mama. Senior bae. What are you talking about? We got senior ones. Niggas arguing. Old niggas arguing. Shit. Senior mama. Senior spay. Senior bay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're hilarious. Okay, but wait.
Starting point is 02:03:32 Shaq and AI, they're heads of Reebok basketball. That's huge. It is. Yeah, absolutely. Salute to them. She's trying to get scooped up so bad. Look at you. You don't even wear pumps.
Starting point is 02:03:43 What the fuck is that? Razzle dazzle. What the fuck is she talking about? Boom shakalaka. Oh, Shaq at you. You don't even wear pumps. What the fuck is that? Razzle dazzle. What the fuck is she talking about? Boom shakalaka. Oh, Shaq and AI. You know Shaq. I want to hear that goddamn elevator music again. You know what, man?
Starting point is 02:03:52 Shaq went to a seven person dinner before. Let me see. Can I look at you, man? You look like that girl that he was. Well, you can't bag Shaq. Wait, hold up. Don't make your little face. You can't bag no Shaq.
Starting point is 02:04:00 You can't bag Shaq. Good night and goodbye. You can't bag nobody in that league. Good night and goodbye. What were you saying, Cliff? You can't bag nobody with money like that. You do like the no Shaq. Good night and goodbye. You can't bag nobody in that league. Good night and goodbye. What were you saying, Cliff? You can't bag nobody with money like that. You do look like the Home Depot girl. You look like the Home Depot girl.
Starting point is 02:04:10 I can see Shaq liking you. Oh, shit. You look like the Home Depot girl. You know what? Thank you, because she was beautiful. Of course. Okay? Anyways, do we have news to report on this?
Starting point is 02:04:23 Would you give Shaq a run for his money? Oh, my God. We're not going there, okay? That nigga will take you up in two. Mel's going to be in a Toms commercial. She's going to be in a new Papa John's commercial. She gonna be the new Papa John. She gonna be Mama John. She can't scoop no Shack, though. Yeah, he ain't playing with you, man.
Starting point is 02:04:53 Maybe back in the day. Yeah, back in the day, maybe. You know these motherfuckers have aged along with me? Talk your shit, son. No. Hold on a minute. Da, da, da, da. No, no, no. Listen, what you got. Uh-uh. Listen, don't even do that right now
Starting point is 02:05:09 Don't even try it Don't even try it Muffin man Muffin man Muffin man You guys are some sick fucks Let me tell you why the muffin man is such a You said you wrote these topics on the board
Starting point is 02:05:25 specifically for him. I did not say that. Do not twist my words, motherfucker. That is not what I said. What did you say verbatim? What did I say verbatim? I said there's one particular topic on the board. That I wrote for who?
Starting point is 02:05:39 I didn't say I wrote it for Ish. I said that he would be a huge part of the participation because it's specific to an aspect of his life. Listen, Ish would want me to gain clarity right now. So you are saying, just for the record, that the same way you have aged, these men I'm speaking about
Starting point is 02:05:57 have aged also. Yes. So you definitely would be able to bag them because they also have aged. Mmm. If that was what I wanted, sure. You think you'll get shacked? Oh my God. you definitely would be able to bag them because they also have aged. If that was what I wanted, sure. You think you could get shacked? Oh my God. Listen, don't count me out of shit. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 02:06:13 That's all I'm putting. That's it. Yeah, you can get your biggest kick. I ain't gonna lie. Ice, why are your hater blockers on right now? What are you doing over there? I gotta grab my drink. Well, you'll go down fighting. I ain't going to lie. Ice, why are your hater blockers on right now? What are you doing over there? I got to grab mine. Well, you'll go down fighting.
Starting point is 02:06:28 I ain't going to lie. I fucking will. Harriet Tubman would be proud of you. And Abe Lincoln. You think you can do this Viola laugh in front of Shaq? You know what? I think he sponsors fences. So maybe.
Starting point is 02:06:47 I'm not even You know what Shut up But why you don't say Like you really Melissa Ford Like sometimes I get mad At that Like you
Starting point is 02:06:53 I can get anybody I want to say it I won't say that Let your nuts hang I won't I will never say that Why not Because you can't get shat
Starting point is 02:06:59 Because I have humility I will not say I can't get No you don't Yes I do No you don't Yes I do No you do not Yes I do No
Starting point is 02:07:07 That's cap That is not cap Shut the fuck up That is not cap Melissa Ford Yes Joe Anthony fucking button You a bottom right now
Starting point is 02:07:17 She a bottom right now Humility with a capital H She a humble K's H Mel you think you humble Yes You serious Yes Okay Then why is your voice so high pitched like that Yes Yes You think you're humble? Yes. You serious? Yes.
Starting point is 02:07:25 Okay. Then why is your voice so high pitched like that? Yes. Yes. I'm trying to convince niggas about your humility. You want to ask the room? Here's the thing. Let's do it.
Starting point is 02:07:37 She did it to us on Patreon. You want to ask the room? Yes, access. Go. Start with Pops. And I'm not dog howling. I am. Oh, she said roof. I didn't, but we'll go with that.
Starting point is 02:07:46 Parks, do you think I'm humble? No. God damn it. The fuck? No. Flip? No. Joe?
Starting point is 02:07:55 Further than anything from it. Bring back dog power. Paul? Hey, hey, hey, hey. You think she humble? Come on. Oh. What?
Starting point is 02:08:06 You lucky ain't nobody else in here For real Daisy You think I'm just Listen I'll just I'll just take that
Starting point is 02:08:12 It's fine I'll just take it and go Ain't nothing wrong With not being humble I'll take it and go Okay fine It's dope I'm not gonna ask
Starting point is 02:08:18 Any further questions It's fine It's time I'm gonna go through A few of these Part of the show Oh I love Part of the show That's what I'll do Quick hits'm going to go through a few of these part of the show that's what I'll do quick hits
Starting point is 02:08:28 I'm going to go through a few oh man I'll pay it I'll pay it alright I'll be wowing princess
Starting point is 02:08:36 oh she going off uh oh princess says dating in the industry I just got out of a serious relationship with the top artists in the industry.
Starting point is 02:08:47 We broke up six months ago and before dating him, I was working in the nightlife for a few years and I had turned down every rapper and athlete that had approached me, including those considered more successful than him. Oh, good for you. He's expressed how much he valued that about me because it was rare to come across. However, I was single and celibate
Starting point is 02:09:08 two years before dating him, and I don't intend to wait that long again. I know that's right, girl. You good? I meant to miss the snap, but my hand hit the mic. She don't even know how to snap. You all right?
Starting point is 02:09:19 She old. My hand hit the mic. Them bones is good? What is Melissa doing? Glass of milk? Almond. I'm also not opposed to dating another rapper slash athlete this time around. So my question is, after how many number of men in one industry is a woman looked at as a groupie?
Starting point is 02:09:45 of men in one industry is a woman looked at as a groupie and does it make a difference in perception if you date these men and not just have casual sex with them p.s this question i'm grouping uh for this question i'm grouping athletes and rappers this question is mostly directed towards the men in the room so are we talking about what our perspective of it is or what the world will perceive it as? Well, she's asking us. She's asking us specifically, but I think she's asking what will the world view her as. In which case, I think if you date one rapper or basketball player, you will be considered a groupie for your life. Yep. Amongst us, we've been around the block.
Starting point is 02:10:22 Yeah, if it's me, once you get to 70 rappers, then that's shady. You're doing too much, ma. My thing is, do you care? Well, obviously she cares. She asked the question. But if you care enough to where you care more about what people think about you than who you're attracted to or whatever, if you care more about what people think, don't even look at it.
Starting point is 02:10:44 Don't entertain the rappers and athletes then. If that's what's important to you, how other people more about what people think, don't even look at, don't entertain a rapper as an athlete then. If that's what's important to you, how other people on the outside view you, or if you don't give a fuck, then who cares if they call you a groupie? You like this nigga or these types of bitches and they like you.
Starting point is 02:10:57 She's just a music fan. I don't see the point. Mm-hmm. That sounds like just caring too much what other people think. Yeah. Cause she may be able to. It sounds like she about to throw that pussy to a few What other people think Yeah Cause she It sound like
Starting point is 02:11:05 She about to throw that Yeah she wanna bust it open That's what it sound like To me You wanna bust it open For a couple of niggas Well do it Yeah but do it
Starting point is 02:11:11 Yeah but keep it low Cause they gonna call you a hoe Exactly Or reverse it And make some money Cause there's a lot of famous hoes Or that Yeah
Starting point is 02:11:19 Yeah Yeah Listen hoe culture is up right now Fact big time And it's always been Yeah but I mean It's on the forefront It's on the forefront right now. Big time. And it's always been. Yeah, but I mean, it's on the forefront. It's on the forefront right now. All these girls still got the little Marilyn Manson picture in the bathroom.
Starting point is 02:11:30 I mean, no, Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Manson. Marilyn Manson feels crazy in the bathroom. I didn't know you were into golf girls. Here we go. I got another one. This one is a little lengthy pause. Let's see what this guy's name is seal marley what's up
Starting point is 02:11:47 all right what up mel what up guys hi what's happening i've been a long time supporter of the pod appreciate i recently upped my tier because i need some solid advice with my current situation okay let me attempt to thoroughly sum this up i'm'm a 33-year-old guy in the D.C. area, and I have zero kids. I'm a homeowner. I've been prospering in my career field for the past 15 years, and I'm currently on year two of owning a successful club with two of my close friends. I think I know who this is. Good family.
Starting point is 02:12:18 You're killing shit. I think I know this nigga. My girlfriend and I have been together for a little over three years. About a year and a half ago, her and her friend had a falling out, and she had to find a new place abruptly because the two were roommates. Okay. Me being a stand-up nigga and attempting to lighten her load, boy, we going to talk one day about attempting to lighten her load.
Starting point is 02:12:38 Yeah. What a great topic. I'm writing it down. Where am I at here? Oh. Me being a stand-up nigga and attempting to lighten her load, I'm writing equally yoked with. I'm a morning person. She isn't. I tend to keep things tidier than her.
Starting point is 02:13:15 And as of lately, the club has been a major issue. Oh, wait. My job can't be no issue. No. Bitch is dirty. At all. Yeah. And the house is a man oh no uh major issue
Starting point is 02:13:27 the club initially started out slow but over the past year business has picked up tremendously i stepped into this as a silent partner but with the recent flow of business it has required me to be more hands-on i may spend four nights out of the week in there attending to staff and customers. In addition to running this business, as I mentioned, I also work full time. Yes, I know my time is limited. But when I do make time, she ruins these moments by voicing her insecurities. A dinner conversation turns into who's commenting on my social media posts. Oh, oh, oh, get out. Get out. Run.
Starting point is 02:14:05 That's nasty. An evening with wine at the fire pit turned into why was this person at the club? Why didn't you post me? Or why didn't you take me here? Run. Run. The relationship started to stress me out beyond my liking. Things ultimately came to a head three weeks ago,
Starting point is 02:14:23 and I explained to her that it just isn't working out and we need to go our separate ways. Smart. Good for him. Salute, King. You did the right thing. She doesn't understand or respect the workload that comes with successfully maintaining the things that I have in motion. And her insecurities just put a damper on everything. G2G.
Starting point is 02:14:42 He's spitting right now. He is. He going off. Now that conversation was almost a month ago. She's still in the house. Oh, no. Which I understand
Starting point is 02:14:53 because it's not just that easy to find a place to live today. Call your mama. But it also seems like she's making zero effort to find a new place. If that wasn't enough, every two days
Starting point is 02:15:04 she attempts to sit me down and talk to reevaluate my decision. I feel stuck. If I press the issue and force her out, I will be a bitch-ass nigga. But realistically, what the fuck do I do at this point?
Starting point is 02:15:18 Deesh, that's a tough, tough situation. Wow. Give her a deadline. Word. First, I want to just say he sounds like a really dope dude. He sounds really cool. He sounds really thoughtful. Look at you trying to rebound.
Starting point is 02:15:33 Yeah. No, it's not. You won't leave nothing to the streets, will you? What? He's successful. You're the successful part. Yeah, you hear me? He sounds like a really great guy.
Starting point is 02:15:50 What an awesome man. It wasn't even that that it wasn't even the level of success it just has to do with how like well thought out and how succinctly he wrote that message so that we're clear on all points that's just what i like and also the fact that he rescued her you know like okay your situation didn't work out come live with us us and blah, blah, blah. And it seems like he's been trying to work at the relationship and it just was like, it just wasn't working. This ain't it. Yeah, it wasn't it. No, you guys have the right, you guys have the right, you know, advice that you're giving him.
Starting point is 02:16:14 It just doesn't, it's not a relationship. Set a deadline, bro. Tell her, it ain't easy to just go pick up and find a spot, especially in you in D.C. It's high as shit in D.C. So, yo, dog, listen. You got two months. Whatever the case may be, but at the end of that...
Starting point is 02:16:29 Worst case scenario, I know it's going to sound bad, but maybe help her find a spot. I was about to say the thing. Maybe throw her a couple dollars to help her get into the spot. You might have to. I was about to say the same thing. You might have to, just to expedite the process. That's what I'm saying. Not that he has to, but just for the sake of expediting the process
Starting point is 02:16:45 so that she can't have anything left to say. Yeah, you definitely gonna have to come up with that first and last month's security for her. Yeah. Don't sign that lease, though. That part. Don't sign that lease. Don't even co-sign.
Starting point is 02:16:56 And don't get horny one night and go in the room and try to take it down, too. That's important. That is important. Don't be fucking at your convenience. Yeah, don't fuck her no more. Don't fuck her. If you don't want her,
Starting point is 02:17:05 then get out of there. Call the police. Get the laptop. Yeah. And the fact that she keeps, like he said, every couple of days, she keeps trying to sit down
Starting point is 02:17:13 and reevaluate his decision or something like that. You have to set up some clear-cut boundaries. Absolutely. That conversation is over. I've made my decision. It's completely solid.
Starting point is 02:17:22 I will not change my mind. And this is over. And no harm, no foul. But we are not meant to be together. That's it. It's completely solid. I will not change my mind. And this is over. And no harm, no foul. But we are not meant to be together. That's it. You worked too hard for all that. Give her a court letter. A what?
Starting point is 02:17:34 Go to court. Oh, an eviction? I mean, hopefully don't have to go that far. But I mean, it might. And I don't know if I'm going to call you a bitch ass nigga for getting her out of there. Especially, it's been a few months. You got to go. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:17:49 I'm not living with an ex for. Yeah. And I'm not about to enable you. That too. And you're not about to keep hindering my lifestyle by living here. Eating my potato chips and shit. And I got good quality women I'm trying to bring in here and fuck. That too.
Starting point is 02:18:04 Night club. I can't do that while you're sitting. I'm working at the night club. Business just picked up four nights a week. Ah, ah, ah. I'm moving around. I gave you the chance. You couldn't handle it.
Starting point is 02:18:12 You want to be insecure and bring all this extra shit in here and all these headaches? Come on. You got to go. This ain't the life for you. You're not cut for this. You ruined wine at the fire pit? Yeah, come on, man. You asking about who commented on some shit? Certain things should be sacred.
Starting point is 02:18:26 Why is she commenting on your... What? Yeah, women don't be knowing when to pick their spots. Pick their battles. I got to salute my baby. She's got a lot better at that. But women don't be knowing
Starting point is 02:18:36 when to pick their fucking spots. At all. Like, how important is this argument? And when do you want to present it? And if you know your partner what type of reaction are you going to get do we want to have this talk right now is it worth it that one question
Starting point is 02:18:52 is it worth it what is this going to change is it worth bringing this argument right now a lot of times it's really not but when you cut off all communications sometimes people try to do things to get your attention by any means necessary when you cut off all communications sometimes people try to do things to get your attention yeah by any means necessary you know when you
Starting point is 02:19:08 cut up like when you make your mind up they still try like they do it in front of people they want different perspectives of the situation right and they'll do whatever it takes to bring up the conversation hoping that you may change your mind because somebody may be like oh yeah that's kind of oh that's kind of crazy or like nah you don't got to go about it like that you may change your mind. Because somebody may be like, oh, yeah, that's kind of crazy. Or like, nah, you don't got to go about it like that. You know what I'm saying? Some people don't make the decision for you.
Starting point is 02:19:31 I know, but sometimes people can be convincing, Ice. I may go somewhere, and if you come and say, if you listen to the same story or Joe, I may reevaluate and look at things from a different perspective. Maybe. You know what I mean? Maybe, because a lot of people, we don't know what she's going through.
Starting point is 02:19:47 You know what I mean? We don't know what she's going through. He just wanted to get the fuck up out of there. So if you want to get up out of there, take the necessary steps to get up out of there. Yeah, because he's not trying to know what you're going through. Yeah. Get out. I'm done.
Starting point is 02:19:58 In the future, I don't know if you should be bringing in something to live in your house that you own. It's not like it's an apartment. If that was different, that's a different scenario. You could just get out of the apartment and be like, you got to figure out where to go because we don't live here no more. But you own this house. You got to be a little more discriminated on. Stop taking in strays.
Starting point is 02:20:15 That part. I didn't want to say it that mean, but. No, because you know why? The strays. With the strays, you get away with a lot. I had my phone. You right, though. They don't stray away too. Even though they stray, they may not stray away, but get away with a lot I have my phone you right though they don't stray away
Starting point is 02:20:25 even though they stray they may not stray away but you can get a lot you can get away with a lot it be freaky and nasty you right yeah you niggas can't be doing shit at your convenience
Starting point is 02:20:33 actually he know about them I see him smiling yeah bring her in bring her in she start doing shit to pay her way yeah well then if that's the case
Starting point is 02:20:43 you gotta shut the fuck up then you do you can't be if you know you ain't got no this is gonna sound terrible but it is what it is misogynist
Starting point is 02:20:50 yeah it is but if you know for a fact you can't make it on your own without this person you need to make your you need to not be such a headache
Starting point is 02:20:59 to that person oh shit am I lying you're not lying you sitting here bringing up comments On his Instagram and shit While he trying to chill with you
Starting point is 02:21:08 You're making a headache She's a bum It's time to leave that Mr. Dependent shit alone She's not doing nothing With herself You're not independent Go to work
Starting point is 02:21:14 You are a dependent So be a dependent Sorry man Don't apologize I'm agreeing with you She's a bum Say it And you asking me about
Starting point is 02:21:22 Girls that's coming To the club It's a public club It's the club it's a public club it's a club it's a fucking club and I want all patrons welcomed at the club he doesn't work at the museum
Starting point is 02:21:31 he works at the club attractive women at the club and I'm a club owner does good for my business that's exactly what I'm looking for which is why you get to live in this fucking house right
Starting point is 02:21:39 facts and it don't sound like she got enough business yeah she got this shit if she had more going on she wouldn't be able to be able to pay attention to the patrons. Bum.com.
Starting point is 02:21:48 Pay attention to the comments. I'm a flip. Stocks and bombs. The more y'all talk, I'm a flip. That part. And she'd be able to get a crib. Never been a problem in the first place. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:57 This is where we want independent women to come out and speak for her. Encourage her. Get a job. Yes. There's my encouragement. Salute. Boom. a job. Yes. There's my encouragement. Salute. Boom. Get OnlyFans.
Starting point is 02:22:09 That's my encouragement. You can't get a job right away. Those niggas won't buy her shit. You mad misogynist. I'm not being misogynist. That's my only worry about me going to the WNBA game. Because my misogyny is going to pop right out. They might fuck you up too.
Starting point is 02:22:24 Just in how I commentate the game. They might fuck you up, too. Just in how I commentate the game. They might fuck you up. Yo, bitch, back to the fucking game. Yo. We sports fans. Yeah. So if you see a bad play. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:38 Yo, what the fuck? They get the white bitch. It's going to be bad. It's going to be. It's going to be bad. Yo, I'm going to have to curb my misogyny I did not think about that At the WNBA game
Starting point is 02:22:47 Somebody blow an open leg And I'm like Yeah Alright We're going to get banned from the building Yeah yeah chill Before we even get to the building Before we even get to the game man
Starting point is 02:22:56 We got to chill out Kitchen Oh You said get yo Or you said kitchen You said kitchen you said kitchen I didn't say that sorry
Starting point is 02:23:08 oh man yeah we gonna be terrible I didn't think about that I'm about to bring some mics my baby so cute somebody somebody this girl
Starting point is 02:23:24 that changed bars. And she's just posting pictures from the new bar now. Same spot though, right? Or you mean changed? This girl was at one spot for years and now she's at a different spot. Okay. So I keep going out. My girl keeps trying to see if I'm going to this spot.
Starting point is 02:23:41 I have a history with the person. So she keeps trying to catch me popping up going to this spot. I have a history with the person. So she keep trying to catch me popping up at a new job. She think I don't know, but I know. That's it. Y'all, y'all. That's it.
Starting point is 02:23:54 That's the end of the story. Word. It's fun. When you know that your girl is Inspector Gadget or the private eye top, it's fun sometimes. You got to turn the show
Starting point is 02:24:04 like home, baby. When you know that they know something they ain't telling you about just gotta have a little fun start leaning them down the wrong little misdirection hell yeah I gotcha I went down the wrong street you gotta hire a lookalike
Starting point is 02:24:19 that'll be fun you try to get me shot at shot him in daylight alright alright I think i got something they've been sleeping on i'm playing a joint by a young lady named, I don't know how to pronounce this. I think it's Mona Leo. Oh, Mel knew how to pronounce it.
Starting point is 02:24:51 Mel, you're not getting a bonus, yo. What happened? What happened? You're not getting a bonus. I played this already. Oh, she clapped. Oh, shit, she clapped but didn't talk. You didn't.
Starting point is 02:24:59 Yes, I did. Everybody out there, check the timeline. This is not a Tame Impala record. Yes, I did. Everybody out there, check the timeline. This is not a Tame Impala record. This ain't the go-go gadget. Go ahead. No, no, no. You go ahead. This ain't none of that shit that you be playing.
Starting point is 02:25:13 And everybody out there, you're going to find it. And I played this like two months ago. Well, you've played 90 sleepers that I played already. I just let you rock. That's one. And two, you playing a sleeper ain't the same as me playing a sleeper. Okay, man.
Starting point is 02:25:27 That's hate and that's disgusting. That's definitely hate. That was nasty. That is nasty and that's hate. That was nasty. Nasty, that's hate.
Starting point is 02:25:34 It's not the same, but that's not the same. That's nasty and that's hate. Because that's diarrhea. That is nasty. Not the same. No, that was real. Hey, okay.
Starting point is 02:25:42 I can't believe you actually said that. It was hate when she shitted on my sleeper. So I played it. I wasn't shitting on your sleeper. I'm just letting you know that as a person. I think it's fire enough to play it again.
Starting point is 02:25:51 Okay, well then just. I think it's fire enough to play it again. Well then just say that. McCrady B for playing it first because you, oh, I don't even know who this girl is. Well, guess what? Mel knows who this girl is because Mel already established that she's fire. Mona Leo. Mel is 50 years old. established that she's fire. Mona Leo. Mel is 50 years old.
Starting point is 02:26:08 No, she's not. Shut the fuck up. I'll fuck you up. Oh, shit. Do not put age on me that does not belong to me yet. When's your birthday? It is next month, and I am not turning 50. Not yet.
Starting point is 02:26:21 It's coming, though. God willing, I get there. The birthday. You will get there, Mel. November 7th. I am accepting gifts and all kinds of stuff, whatever. Give them your cash out. I will when it gets closer to the day.
Starting point is 02:26:35 Sassy motherfucker. Oh, shit. Yo, whoever put it on Mel, salute. Hey, you better be there in August, boy. Don't disappear. Don't disappear. All that shit you better be there in August, boy. Hey, don't disappear. Don't disappear. All that shit you whispering in her ear now, you better be there in the summertime to say it to.
Starting point is 02:26:52 Damn, babe. I didn't know he was going to react like that. Babe, nah. Nah, he wild for that. Ain't he terrible? Nah. You knew him, but how long you knew Joe? You didn't see this coming?
Starting point is 02:27:06 Oh, shit. The writing was on the wall. Oh, shit. You go ahead and keep. Hey, girls out there, y'all keep listening to that nigga you fucking. Go ahead. Y'all are terrible, man. All right, now I'm playing a different record because you made me mad now.
Starting point is 02:27:20 No, I played the record. That was hot. No, that shit was hard. Play it, Joe. I didn't need to play that. All right, I'm going to play it. Send it to me, shit. I'm going to play it. Send it to me, shit. I'm going to play it, because Marilyn got this type of heat in her shit.
Starting point is 02:27:29 Again, I played this song two months ago. How you learned about this artist? I literally said, I came across her, and I started playing it in my Jeep. How did you come across her? I was searching for- For young, hot rap girls? Kind of, sort of, yeah. You played the same record? The exact same record. Oh sort of, yeah. You play the same record?
Starting point is 02:27:46 The exact same record. Oh, yeah, Joe, you still don't have sauce. Must be. Is the difference between homemade sauce and ragu? No. See, that's why I need this here, so I can look at him. I ain't calling you ragu. I'm just saying there's a difference between homemade Italian sauce and ragu.
Starting point is 02:28:03 I would be the homemade Italian sauce right now. Oh, mama, prego, prego. You be prego. Renne-bou, lechonade, be savant, that's a mele. A mele. A mele. Mayor, you crazy. Mayor, you too old for this sauce.
Starting point is 02:28:25 You don't know nothing about this. Let's eat. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Starting point is 02:28:29 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Starting point is 02:28:33 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Starting point is 02:28:37 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Starting point is 02:28:41 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Eating hoes up and knocking bitches out they shoes This is fast Any bitch can vouch for me I can't break no bread if you weren't sleeping on that calcium Put them on TV, my niggas giving out that cloud for free
Starting point is 02:28:50 And I'm not for the game So bitch, you better watch your mouth with me Ayy, cause it get ugly But I'm a sweetheart, you can't tell You wouldn't know what all I've been through Cause I make this shit look well I can't send you no money, so don't call me from no cell Cause I ain't hold no nigga down
Starting point is 02:29:03 So bitch, you better not go to jail Nigga, I'm meanin' Watch a couple hoes switch up on me, I hate, I seen that We got dirty money, so you know we had to clean that Can't fuck with niggas that got hoes, I won't get in between that We toss niggas around, we treat these niggas like they be-bags Niggas think they play up till they need a real pee, bitch And I taste like sugar, but ain't a damn thing sweet, bitch
Starting point is 02:29:22 I will never let another nigga try me like no weak, bitch I'm pretty but I take a nigga life and that's the tarant I'm pimping on a daily basis I'm quick to break a nigga down for them dicks I ain't gon' lie We not friends and we not pals Beating down your block, taking niggas from their gals I'm pimping on a daily basis
Starting point is 02:29:41 I'm quick to break a nigga down for them dicks 16-year-olds, put me on it, put me on it I'm pimping on a daily basis I'm quick to break a nigga down Put him dead in face When I'm freezing with my pals Beating down your block Taking niggas from the L Slim waist, pretty face He know I'ma die Can't lay up with no nigga Cause I do not have the time
Starting point is 02:29:56 And I can't claim a nigga Cause none of these niggas mine Don't ask me about my ex Let's just pretend that nigga died Ain't no pressure by no nigga Till his ass will fall in line And if he can't get right I'm just gon' take it as a sign
Starting point is 02:30:07 Cause for this next Mel, chill though You can't fuck with me If you think I'ma sweat you You out your motherfuckin' mind Is you stupid or you dumb? Pick a side I feel like FBG Duck
Starting point is 02:30:18 I'm tryna slide Turn that corner on that corner Bitch, you better run it high We ain't takin' shit to heart We just gon' take it right outside And if we take one of your people Better take that shit in stride Bitch, you said run and hide We ain't taking shit to heart, we just gon' take it right outside And if we take one of your people, better take that shit in stride Bitch, you said you was a killer, but it's looking like you lied Bitches know I leave the pack, I'm feeling like a tour guide
Starting point is 02:30:33 If I catch a chicken lacking, bitch, your ass as good as fried DBS is hitting, got this shit from number nine Swerving, switching lanes, almost broke my fucking spine Remember being broke, I swear them jobs was hard to find But now look at me shinin', I thank God cause it's my time So I'm pimping on a daily basis I'm quick to break a nigga down for them dead faces I don't fuck with bitches, we not friends and we not pals
Starting point is 02:30:55 Beatin' down your block, takin' niggas from they gals Pimpin', pimpin' on a daily basis I'm quick to break a nigga down for them dead faces I don't fuck with bitches, we not friends and we not pals Beatin' down your block, takin' niggas from they gals Y'all pay me dust. Good shit, Mel. I told you that you playing something ain't the same as Joe Budden playing this. See, that's bullshit. Hey. That is bullshit.
Starting point is 02:31:27 I just saluted you. Brand new music from Mona Leo. You never heard this one before. Bullshit. Remember when you heard it first? That record is called B- Yo, can I- Go ahead, Mel.
Starting point is 02:31:36 Jesus, you gotta step on my- Jesus. Go ahead. Jesus. Finish up. That was brand new Mona Leo. Remember when you heard it first? First, first.
Starting point is 02:31:43 Shout out to Benny in the Coliseum. See him, see him, see him, see him. Jamaica Ave, Ave, Ave. And up. Do remember, do remember, do remember. That record is called Beating Down Your Block by Mona Lea in your phones and on DSPs right now. Shout out to Na Na and the rest of the 16-year-olds
Starting point is 02:32:04 that put me on with the 16-year-old playlist. That shit was tough. That shit was hard. And Melly Mel played that on June 14th. Actually, technically, since we taped the day before, I played it on June 13th. Mel, nobody cares about your sleepiness. I care.
Starting point is 02:32:19 Yes, they do. As a matter of fact, they do. Except for Tame Impala. As a matter of fact, they do. People do like My Sleepers. Salute, Mel. Remembered you played that song. Salute, Mel.
Starting point is 02:32:28 We didn't even remember you played that song. We normally get off the couch when your sleep is on. Okay, Joe. We be downstairs. We don't even hear you. That is disgusting. Yo, you wild. You know what?
Starting point is 02:32:37 Let me tell you something. The couch be empty, but you and Ace texting. You right. You and Ace looking at each other. You right. You right. Your misogyny is showing. Tuck it back the fuck in
Starting point is 02:32:46 Okay go ahead The floor is yours No no this is a misogynistic set Ain't grouping me with that Yo I'm going to West Side Guns album man Let's go I'm sorry You got me
Starting point is 02:33:01 And no I'm not playing the Jeezy record. Ah, you thought you had me. This record is called Costas. West Side Gun, Benny the Butcher, Gone With the Machine. Okay. Top of the AM, I'm cookin' the badge You can't rap in it, think about traffic There's blood on the money, we savages
Starting point is 02:33:36 You can tell by the driver, we havin' it We took it easy, so don't pressure luck When I feel like squeezin', my blood pressure up I took two hoes on the day, doubled up Before we go eat, they just wanna get fucked Pyrex, man, yeah, you know my handle Play with them pots, cause Butch don't gamble But I'm in Vegas with Lee's for the hundred When I boost strips, that's only two handfuls Rosel de Blanco meets the Sopranos I had to season that chicken like Daniels
Starting point is 02:33:59 Shit we don't speak on, all you need to know is When we put our cleats on, opps get trampled I got your bitch on the hit list, nigga She a lead, you for a rich, rich nigga 10 for us, deep at the quick trip, nigga I pray for kilos on Christmas, nigga I drive this bitch like I got her for nothing She a Scorpio with cancer, she fucking Mini Drake with the banana, I'm thuggin'
Starting point is 02:34:17 Cardi glasses with the band, I'm buggin' Pirates, man, you know my handle Play with them pops, cause butch don't gamble But I'm in Vegas, bought a honey and all blue strips That's only two handfuls. I got your bitch on the hit list nigga. She'll leave you for a rich rich nigga It's influence deep at the quick trip. I pray for kilos of Christmas With the polka dots Gucci MLB jersey, who you be? I be worthy Sold them bricks around noon, ride them back bout 2.30
Starting point is 02:34:51 D&G stove, Thriller on froze Yeah, I got that rose playing, hearts on comb Crosses on the chrome, Amiris with the bones Red bottom Chelsea, Indiana Jones Yeah, I got your bitch fuckin' Prezzy at the low Bitch never had shit, why she take the road? Pull over, well done, bones filet, well done Shoot a shot him ten more times, let that nigga well done How you niggas kingpins, you ain't never sell nothing Only tell his tail fall, if they pull his tail, nah Fuckin' like a porn star, legend on the rec, y'all
Starting point is 02:35:35 Creases on the dance floor, you ain't been to jail once You know what it is, shit don't stop Nigga, I'm just leavin' the hospital, gettin' my surgery Fuckin' anesthesia ain't even fully wore off yet Let's do it again Look, let's go Main street, you know I'm with my crew from No name, niggas, where's you from?
Starting point is 02:35:59 We ain't with the talk, gotta do somethin' For too long, we goin', we don't do puns Buddy, yo, the bro just wanna shoot somethin' Couple million, hundred, since the blue ones Cried to bed, gotta do somethin' For for long we goin', we on Dupont's buddy Yo, the bro just wanna shoot somethin' Couple million, hundred since the blue ones Cried to Ben, fuckin' buy a new one Cut a bitch off and buy a new one Lil' red bitch, I call her Fruit Punch Red Rally, shit from out of Dupont
Starting point is 02:36:17 No boo or wallies when I do that When you do the labor, watch the fruit come I don't really like to go to parties But it's gon' cost you fifty if I do come I Friday nights with fellas in parolees Twins stay with me, that's the brody Any pressure, he gon' up his pulley Man, it's on his face like a goalie Niggas hatin', fuck him, die slowly Seen them niggas start to get on snake shit That's when they see me turn to cold black mama Like, who these rap niggas playin' with?
Starting point is 02:36:48 I'm a silverback with banana clips I'm a pillow cat when I'm sprayin' shit Look, brought that feelin' back, that's what they sayin' shit The real is back for a million flat, my last playin' shit Smokin' out a Ziploc that probably weigh as much as Westside bracelet Call me slant face, kill it, grind me rap shit, they sayin' I'm the face of it Got a bitch out the hood, I showed her how to butterfly the filet and shit Lobster tail with the black truffle, lots of mail in that black duffel
Starting point is 02:37:16 I'm the gladiator, I'm the black Russell, signed a sir on a Mack muzzle Touch one of mine's, that's trouble I got riches, a bitch, and did it my way These niggas wanna act puzzled You could've made it out of that struggle But you rather hate than you lack hustle We be on go-mo, jumpin' with the sticks, no polo Ice DW logo, try to run down, that's a no-no Every time I post, though, yo-ho Keep double-trappin' my photo Got this rap game in the chokehold.
Starting point is 02:37:46 Machine bitch, I'm a new proto. Tight. Hard. That's Costas. What's our gun? Give me the butcher. Hard. Everything on that album sounds more expensive than the last album.
Starting point is 02:38:01 Yeah, everything. Features, production. Yeah. And he took this as, this is my last album. Yeah, everything. Features, production. Yeah. And he took this as, this is my album album. Yeah, no, it sounds great. Salute, man, again.
Starting point is 02:38:13 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. He wasn't familiar with your game. No, no, no. Just sorry. Okay, fair enough. I'm going to the Bronx.
Starting point is 02:38:23 This is my man, David Bars. Understood. You keep talking, man And you shut the fuck up Huh? A masterpiece, trying to masterpiece I ain't reached my full potential yet That's all I have for me Straight off a park bench I'm international, the yaks for me The flow is God sent
Starting point is 02:38:54 I'm killing rappers, it's blasphemy Mess around and turn down a million Feel like I'm masterpiece Mastered the art of rap It's the reason they scared to rap with me I'm only moving forward Of course, there's no going back with me No backpack rap But serving packs, fiends harassing me Every time I moving forward, of course There's no going back with me, no backpack rap
Starting point is 02:39:05 We're serving packs, fiends harassing me Every time I step out, I be fresh Feel like it's fashion week I put my lil' homies in designer And they gon' blast for me I write about what my life is about It's only facts for me I work whoever you think is workin'
Starting point is 02:39:16 Ain't no slack in me Label me a legend Cause homie, them legends backin' me It's hard to see them haters Especially when they in back of me I'm runnin' laps around rap niggas Feel like an athlete Excuse me, I mean athlete I'm running laps around rap niggas, feel like an athlete Excuse me, I mean athlete, I'm the nicest here actually
Starting point is 02:39:28 Efferless flow, everyone know, there's no one after me Like I'm your best bet, so place your bets, put the cash on me My dad was a fighter, so I was taught to box But I became a writer, I'm unorthodox, no Southpaw I'm from the East, where we don't call the cops, they run they mouth more But I'm the one who really call the shots, no bartender, your bars tender My bars in ya call me bar guard, I deliver bars like God Spitting, missing chest match, I ain't sitting down to play cards with em
Starting point is 02:39:52 Pistol jet black, we usually be hopping out cars with em A crispy pair of Timbs that I mix with the hard denim I count the money after the blessings that God give em The talent that I got you can't learn it, it's God given And everything else I earned on my own From hard living, duck in the yard Prison never in y'all vision Everything's all different, they became all distant
Starting point is 02:40:11 It's Bars David Bars, understood Co-op coming soon Co-op coming soon Mel, what you playing for us today? My track is called Desert Rose by Lolo Zwei. Okay. Zwei?
Starting point is 02:40:30 Don't steal this one either, Joe. Inshallah, that's what you say You think I lost my faith You won't speak my name Forbidden Won't see you again I chose a life of sin Wish you could forgive I got sharp edges
Starting point is 02:41:19 I get defensive Too lost to care Middle finger in the air I'm sorry that I scared ya Be my protector when I cross the Sahara Take me there, take me there And love me like a desert rose Hold me like you can't let go Keep me safe when I come home
Starting point is 02:41:54 Love me like a desert rose Regarde-nous Les mêmes jours, toi et moi Tous les deux les mêmes, plus de joie En rentrant dans le blé I got sharp edges I get defensive Too lost to care Middle finger in the air
Starting point is 02:42:51 I'm sorry that I scared ya Be my protector when I cross the server Take me there Take me there and Love me like a desert rose Hold me like you can't let go Keep me safe when I come home Love me like a girl Love me, that's all I want
Starting point is 02:43:29 Hold me up, is that too much? Keep me safe when I come home Love me, love me like oh, love me like a Love me like a That is Lolo Zuai, Desert Rose. Five. Good shit, good shit. You got something for us, Flip?
Starting point is 02:43:56 Yes, I do. So since I was hype, I thought them niggas said my name. They didn't. I'm going to go to somebody that did say my name. Nobody said your name, dude. My man J.R. Ry. Ryder presidential play that for me all right well what side kind of say your name at all totally different it's one person yeah yeah ready one stop playing my man what my his record playing
Starting point is 02:44:18 so see whoa yeah I'm on my game, I promise I got the same game in the yoke Who got a taste for omelets? It's time you pay some homage This thing I lay is timeless And y'all all in the friend zone Cause y'all ain't fucking with me
Starting point is 02:44:38 This shit is straight platonic Cut the shit, dickhead Lorena Bobbitt And not to change the topic But yo, you don't know me, I'm a mobster I go Tony with the yoppa, I be ballin' Makin' movies, man, I'm Kobe at the Oscars Whoa, I have my way with the flows
Starting point is 02:44:57 Y'all out here breakin' the codes, good to know Lisa Bloom ain't the only one savin' these hoes Deep Ditch got them dazzles Mean whips when I travel Drop Porsche with the top off Queens flip at the battle Yo, get this shit the fuck out of here. It's over, yo.
Starting point is 02:45:16 It's over, yo. Don't disrespect the airwaves with niggas that's not ready yet. Come on, yo. Yo, what happened with you and this nigga, bro? Who? Why you always like, yo, what's up, my nigga? I be confused. You doing it again.
Starting point is 02:45:28 Throwing a nigga out there. Oh, yeah, that's my man. But no, J.R.R. got to stop. He has to stop that. Stop what? Got the game and the yolk who got a taste for omelets? Stop, yo. Stop it.
Starting point is 02:45:40 He did that at least seven times in that quick little verse. Hmm. I think it's hot. All right. So those lines are not supposed to be. So you got a taste for omelets. No, I don't. But I don't eat omelets.
Starting point is 02:45:54 But those lines. But you don't listen to lyrics either, though. And that's where I keep going wrong. I keep listening to lyrics. So what would. So you never give us. That's over with. Lyrics is over with out there.
Starting point is 02:46:03 It feels that way. I keep. And I'm the idiot nigga that keep coming feels that way. I keep coming to you. And I'm the idiot nigga that keep coming in and talking about, I'm listening to lyrics. They're like, oh, why? It's all about the vibe, Joe. They're like, why are you doing that? My bad.
Starting point is 02:46:15 Shit. All right. I like Gerald Ryder, too, but come on. He can't do that. Now, who got a taste for omelets? I thought that was some new nigga. I ain't know Gerald Ryder doing that. He know better than that.
Starting point is 02:46:27 How was he supposed to put it together? Mr. Rapper? Nah, who got a taste for omelets? I got the game and the yolk. I'm out. I'm done. I was about to play the music for that, man. I was about to play the little.
Starting point is 02:46:38 That's my man. He can't do that, yo. It's an old record in his defense. Oh, okay. Thank God. Yeah. Thank God. Let me step up for my man real quick. his defense. Okay. Thank God. Yeah. Thank God. Let me step up for my man real quick.
Starting point is 02:46:47 Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I fuck with him too. He don't fuck with me. He don't fuck with you? No. Why?
Starting point is 02:46:54 Because you did. You did something. You said something bad about him on Twitter. Versus comments. When he jumped out and said, I was just like, bro. Stop ice. Who he was versus in? No. Don't matter okay from the dipset locks for okay okay well listen man like that
Starting point is 02:47:19 cheesy yeah we're back I'm getting back to that thank you niggas break the streets off Yeah word I'm getting back to that Thank you Niggas ready to hit the streets Off that I know we didn't mention Whatever that Kanye shit is Yeah Kanye's having a We don't know if it's happening But apparently October 20th
Starting point is 02:47:43 He's supposed to be having A live show out in Italy And gonna play his new album didn't he get kicked out of italy for getting blowjob on the boat no no no he got banned from that company oh okay like you can't use their boats oh shit he running around italy okay i'm gonna watch it i hope it happens yeah if it happens if it happens I'm not a liar, I'm not a liar I'm not a liar, I'm not a liar I'm not a liar If you get a lot of that Talk about hate, hate If I get a lot of that
Starting point is 02:48:32 Talk about money, money If I get a lot of that If I get a lot of that If I get a lot of that If I get a lot of that If I get a lot of that If I get a lot of bar remember life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's all we have
Starting point is 02:48:56 hopefully y'all enjoy your weekends hopefully y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoy giving it to you. Go Deion Sanders. Go Coach Prime. Yes, sir. What else I got? What else I got? Go Liberty. Go Liberty, dog.
Starting point is 02:49:12 Go Liberty. Go Liberty. Hey. Y'all stay safe this weekend. Stay dry. What's up, get my groove on I stay iced out, get my cool on Best me cool homes, get my cool on Y'all stay safe this weekend, stay dry, smoke will be a lot of rain I lose all of that, and it's time to get a lot of that And y'all hold it down, man, remember, love your neighbors Call your family members, tell them you love them, life is not promised
Starting point is 02:49:40 Again, rest in peace to Rudolph Isley I lose all of weekend, man. Salute a real nigga if you see me. What y'all doing this weekend? Anything? Anything fun? Anything exciting? I told you what I'm doing.
Starting point is 02:50:02 You told me you turned it up. You took five days. Five days. We turned it up. We turned it up you took five days five days we turned it up just a weekend we turned it up this weekend five days not just a weekend fuck they talking about a day weekend and into monday no not and into monday no and into monday what's up mimosas flip what's up we hitting dc again getting money yeah we hit dc again trying to figure it out yep getting that money yeah money. Yeah, I have to. Keep it. Keep it. Salute.
Starting point is 02:50:26 Thank you. Keep it for yourself. Don't break me off nothing. You keep yours for yourself. Don't break me off nothing. Oh, you kept yours. Oh, shit. Big Mel, what's up? What Viola doing this weekend?
Starting point is 02:50:38 What you into? Liberty game. Oh, you going to bag some of them Peruvian niggas again? Maybe. Hey. Maybe. Maybe. Or some Liberty players? No.
Starting point is 02:50:54 Alexis Texas came in here and scooped Mel right up. Mel was bad. Why you don't put up more of a fight, though, for the guests? I'd be fine. She ain't standing there. You wouldn't be fine. We wouldn't be fine. Y'all was hung up on the balcony. You wouldn't be fine.
Starting point is 02:51:03 We were chilling on the balcony. We were chilling on the balcony. We were chilling on the balcony. She get loud. Shit. She get loud. She get loud. Dry snitching? Huh?
Starting point is 02:51:13 Dry snitching? Well, that was wet. Pause. I paused it. What? No. Parks, how's your weekend going? What'd you do this weekend?
Starting point is 02:51:22 I'm running around Jersey, man. Might see you out here. We'll see. OK. OK. Is your wife letting you drive the car this weekend? You got running around Jersey, man. I might see you out here. We'll see. Okay, okay. Is your wife letting you drive the car this weekend? You got it? Yeah, I think so, yeah. All right, cool.
Starting point is 02:51:31 When she want to drive it, you be on the train. In the house. In the house. Ain't nothing wrong with that. They're in the streets. Big fantasy football matchup this week with Rap Report
Starting point is 02:51:42 who has Tyreek Hill. Hopefully he doesn't go off. Shout out to all fantasy football owners out there. Y'all hold it down. Enjoy your weekend, man. Stay safe. Stay blessed. Positive energy, positive vibe, positive affirmations, man.
Starting point is 02:51:56 Y'all hold it down. Same time, same place next week. Might as well let it in, too. I might as well let it end too. We will be back next week, yo. This broadcast will be released publicly on all streaming platforms. We love y'all, yo. We couldn't do it without y'all.
Starting point is 02:52:21 No, really. We couldn't do it without y'all. Shout out to all the new subscribers. All 30 of y'all. A few of y'all. No, really. We couldn't do it without y'all. Shout out to all the new subscribers. All 30 of y'all. A few of y'all signed up. Y'all mean shout out to y'all. If you're not subscribed yet, go out and do it. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:52:34 Because you never know when Joe might want to be on some bullshit again. Same way people pay. You know what I mean? You know you give niggas 663 free episodes. No, Joe, bye. Not for daddy. JVP, JVP Where would you be without the JVP?
Starting point is 02:52:59 Yeah, don't try to not put them up because you ain't get that bonus. Put them up, put them up. We got at least seven more months of you, put them up. Put them up. Put them up. We got at least seven more months of you. Put them up. Put them up. What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 02:53:09 I'll put it up. Careful out, y'all. Y'all look. Your time is coming sooner. It is. You said she hot out there, right, DC? Yes. Yes, salute.
Starting point is 02:53:16 All right. Good. You ain't trying to get rid of me, though. We got to see. You look alive. All of us alive. We got to see what's going on, man. I ain't talking about no contracts. Look at what Mama Love said. You look alive. All of us alive. We got to see what's going on, man. I ain't talking about no contracts.
Starting point is 02:53:25 Look at your mama love set. You fixed that flood? You fixed anything cool? You cleaned up the flood? Everything good. You got the vacuum out? Oh, you called Stanley Steamers? You got the wet dry back.
Starting point is 02:53:41 Wait, you called Stanley? Called a couple niggas with a mop. Yeah. 1-800- Steamer. Everything worked out? Good. Worked out so good.
Starting point is 02:53:55 Back to back DC trips, right? Yeah. Right? You just left. I just left, yeah. I just got back
Starting point is 02:54:00 and I'm going back to that. Something new developed. You know, you got to get to the bag. You told me that, right? You bringing Mel with you? Nah, nah, nah.
Starting point is 02:54:07 With the rental car? You a hater, bro. It's disgusting. It's so nasty. Niggas ain't say nothing about your full-time jack move you pulled. Yes, they did. Yes, y'all did. It don't matter.
Starting point is 02:54:19 Yes, y'all did. We did say something, but we didn't. Y'all came in and said something about my jack move. You did. About your what? About my full-time jack move. We did. Y'all came in and set something on my move. You did. About your what? About my full-time Jack move. You did. Oh, man.
Starting point is 02:54:30 Can we get some of that? I can't wait till we... Huh? No. Salute. It's only like a couple extra hundred dollars. Never. I watch you like a hawk.
Starting point is 02:54:41 Like, I'll bust it down. I'll watch you like a hawk. What's 200 split down five ways? I'll watch you like a hawk. Like, I'll bust it down. I'll watch you like a hawk. What's 200 split down five ways? I'll watch you like a hawk, nigga. For real. It break down to something like $57. Niggas was stressing, nigga. I can't believe I signed up for this bullshit.
Starting point is 02:54:56 They didn't know how to use that. Yeah, but a lot of them signed up for the $5 tier. So five times the 30 is what, my man? It's like $1.50. What if it's 30,000 people that sign up for $5? Oh, that would be good. Then I wouldn't know. I'd be shooting by myself.
Starting point is 02:55:12 Oh, shit. You hear your man? If 30,000 people come over to sign up. Hey! Welcome to the Joe button. Literally, the Joe button. Stop. I'm joking.
Starting point is 02:55:24 Stop. You're trying to make me out to sound money. Look at Mel. Look at Mel. She want that five hundred. Now we got to get the hands up one more time. JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP? Hey, I don't like that, man.
Starting point is 02:55:41 That's too low. That's too low. Don't get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, man. Don't get dick and change. That's the, I'm only here because I'm, that's the, I don't like that, man. That's too low. That's too low. Don't get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like... Don't get dick and chains. That's the... Don't get dick and chains.
Starting point is 02:55:48 That's the... Oh, oh, oh. Oh, whoa. Whoa. We ain't going to class. This nigga... Look at him. Yo.
Starting point is 02:55:56 You know who watching? You sick nigga. I ain't a liar. You want to be a liar? Peace, y'all.

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