The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 677 | "Thot MacGyver"

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

In the latest episode, the JBP kicks off by addressing delays and edits from the previous episode [Ep. 676 Silence Of The Lambs] (13:06). Notable highlights include a late Friday night settlement between Cassie & Diddy (31:29), Pardison Fontaine taking aim at Meg Thee Stallion with his new record titled 'Thee Person,' (1:10:41) and Joe expressing his enthusiasm for Podsgiving (1:42:30). Additionally, Joe shares his review of the movie 'The Mother' on Netflix (2:09:30), Meek Mill's diss towards Trippie Redd (2:43:20), Thanksgiving plans (3:03:03), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Chris Brown - “Midnight Freak” Ice | Lady London - “Stubborn” Parks | Jay Worthy & Jake One - “Christopher Walken” Ish | Aáyanna - “Good Girl”

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Here we go. I'm getting my... The level's good. My voice is good. Go ahead with some vocal warm-ups. Heree, heree. Oh voice is good. Go ahead with some vocal warm-ups. Hearie, hearie. Oh my God. Yeah,

what's up? Yo. Yeah. Yeah. Put your man voices on in here today. It's the only voice. What's up? It ain't the only voice. It's the only voice. Please. We men, nigga. What's up? What up, what up? It's Poppin'. How y'all feeling, man? Feeling good. Get loose. Shake a tail feather, nigga. Loosen up. Get your shoulders shoulder, man. Come on. What what up? What's poppin'? How y'all feelin', man? Feelin' good. Get loose. Shake a tail feather, nigga.

Loosen up. Get your shoulders. Shoulder, man. Come on, what's up? Get your yoga shit right. Foot tappin' already. What's up? That little foot get to go in there, size 9, ain't it?

I don't wear size 9. Yo, this nigga. All right, yeah, it's a size 9. You don't wear size 9? No, nigga. Air Force 1, dude. Oh, shit, your foot grew. Since like a year and a half ago? I was gonna say You don't wear size 9? No, nigga. Air Force 1, dude. Oh, shit. For group? Since like a year and a half ago?

I was going to say, weren't you a 9? No. Air Force 1 don't wear a 9. Wait. Everything else don't wear a 10? All right. So you do wear a 9 then? I ain't doing this semantic shit with y'all, niggas.

I'm good. Air Force 1 is true to size. No, they're not. What other sneakers you wear? He mad at you. I ain't even mad. No, they're not. What other sneakers you wearing? He mad at you. I ain't even mad at him. Yo, men are such. I'm sitting here with a smile on my face.

I know. And if I wore them. There's nothing wrong with it. Not at all. Oh, man. It's cool. All right, man. What's up?

I'm feeling good. I ain't playing with these niggas today. No? See what you did. Who, me? Or Flip? Not you, Nick. All right. You ain't got gotta always be the center of attention

Flip look nice today with his little lime green I appreciate you You play with them niggas enough I appreciate you though bro What niggas? Not you I'm talking about this nigga This nigga I'm not playing with these niggas today

I said you played with them enough Pause Yeah I'm playing with the people I'm gonna light you up today We got a lot of shit to get to I'm gonna light you up today We got a lot of shit to get to You always come light you up today We got a lot of shit to get to

You always come in here And wanna be the voice of the people Yo look at me You wanna get at me But you ain't get at me You're supposed to get at I'll take the abuse Come on

Fuck the audio leak now You can't say it anymore Well fuck that audio shit Y'all should run through All our topics right now That nigga stay in the comments boy Yeah nah He always wanna be the voice of the people with people's champ

He doesn't even sit home and there's a little blue light Just read and talk to people and then come in and just be fucking Thanos of opinions The fuck out of here nigga fuck them niggas that be bigging you up. Oh, shit. Fuck the flippers? Nah. Yeah, he had a different energy. Nah, we can't say fuck the flippers, yo. Please, please, please. The flippers?

The flippers, yeah. The flippers. That's his high. The flippers. I don't like that name, so I don't fuck with that. Yeah, you got to change that. Nah, that's what it is. Nah, that's hard.

It's flip set. Nah. Say flip mold or something. Don't say no flip. We got flip set. I don't know about the flippers. The flip flops. The flip mold or something. Don't say no. We got flip set. Or use a blood and use a crib. Or use a flip flop.

The flip flops. Use some queens. You know what I mean? Flip flops might be it, though. Wait, so y'all going to fuck with Daniel Leathers and you didn't? Yo, stop. It's the routine, nigga. Yo, what you got popping? You stop calling Daniel Leathers.

Why you keep talking about Daniel Leathers? Nigga's a spout. You got to stop that. That was your man. He put you in all the fluorescent orange shit. I didn't go to Daniel yet. You had the lime green shit? Yeah, he had all that shit.

I had the lime green shit. Soon as he got popping, dead that. Yeah, no more Daniel. No more Averax for you? Huh? No more Averax for you? Nah, I'm about to get one. I'm about to get two of them.

This shit's fire. This shit's fire. You want to bring your old self back so bad. It's just over, nigga. I don't. It's over. I don't, though. Nigga will not grow up.

Did you got ice cream on the joint? Hey, yo, Park, I'll flame you up. What did you got? Ice cream on your... What is that? Strawberry shortcake. Strawberry shortcake. Why are you wearing...

You know that he a kid. Is that my candy and shit? Why are you wearing that? The air jump-offs? Yeah. Shit. All right. This is Ugg saved his life.

I got them in every color. You think they saved your life? Those are yours. What? Is that your merch? No, nigga. This shirt's three years old. I've worn this shirt mad times here. The cuckoo guy guy. I love this. Stop your fuckery,

yo. Don't start your nonsense. You look young, though, so you using Rogaine? Yo, why you say this every week? No, I'm not using Rogaine. You're getting Botox in his face. Yeah, you doing some shit. New York niggas don't ever want to cop that Botox. Yo, what are you talking about? Nigga died his grades, got some Botox.

I still think he dying his grades. He is dying his grades. I know you my man. Listen, bro. Because there's no way you're a construction worker that have all these issues and you don dying his grades. I know you my man. Listen, bro. Because no way you a construction worker that have all these issues and you don't get great. Oh, you messed the strawberry

and chef cake with the pain. This guy is a menace. Yeah, he is. Yo, let go of the youth, yo. It's over. Yo, anyway, bro. Let go, yo. I don't know.

Throw some contrast in your shit. Stop trying to match. It's over for that matching shit you be doing. I know. Nigga, match some ice cream. Yo, what type of sugar addict

is he, yo? Oh my God. Oh, shit. Oh, man, play some inspiration, yo.

Or some yolks. What's going on here? Yeah, I like the jokes. I like the yolk, yolks. Yolks? The yolks. I got a jokes. I like the yoke-yokes. Yokes? The yokes.

I got a problem, because I don't understand why you got to take something that's perfectly good and mess it up. See, brand name. Brand name means you. Coca-Cola. Shut the fuck up! Go ahead, Frank. I'm sorry about that bullshit. Blue Magic.

That's a brand name. Like Pepsi, that's a brand name. Uh-uh, no Joe Biden. I stand behind it. I guarantee it. They know that even if they don't know me anymore than they know the chairman of General Mills. You hear me? What the fuck are you talking about, Frank? What I'm talking about is when you chop my dope down to 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 percent and then you call it blue magic and that is trademark infringement You understand what I'm saying? Do respect Frank if I buy something I own it. No, no, no Yeah, but you don't have to this is what I'm saying to you think you don't have to tell you something you could make enough money

Off it the way everybody out there get money anything is greed. There's enough money to go around. You want me to change the name on it? I would have to insist that you change the name. I have to insist. You're trying to buy me a Frank. I'll call it Red Magic, even though they don't sound as good. I don't give a fuck what you call it. Put a chokehold on it, motherfucker, and call it Blue Dog Shit.

You know what I mean? I don't care. Just don't let me catch you doing this again. Catch me? Infringement? Insist? I don't like these words as much as please. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother you, Nicky. These are better words to use. You coming to my motherfucking club without an invitation. Hear me? My man.

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Greatest show on earth, man. Huh? We up in this piece. Greatest show on the planet. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, all that good shit host. It's me, my man Flip is here. Big Library Ish is here. Ice is here.

Parks is here. Corey is here. Poe is here. I don't know who's back there with Erickson, Ian, and Key, but gang is all here. In the building. Gang is all here. Has everybody here seen Parks' winter jacket? No.

No. Please. You want me to go get it? Please. No, I want you to put it on. Close the door. Close. Please. You want me to go get it? Please. No, I want you to put it on. Close the door. Close that door. I see him with the half cable, Nick.

No, Parks is trying to come for the best dressed award. We're going to start this podcast. Close that door. I don't want to give him a peek. I don't want Flip to see. He always trying to get a sneak peek at something. Oh, shit. Open up your Patreon.

I want to see the chat. I got to fix the chat in your Patreon. Like I do it from your phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Come on, man. You got your light? Come on, man.

You got your brick? A lovely day. Stop playing with them. You know what I mean? Stop playing with them. Stop playing with them. Yo, you like, you like, you like what? I'm wearing this, though.

You like them. No, I'm sure. Nah. I just needed them to see the sauce. You like the bottle from the Wrangler commercial. Wrangler, Bill Wright. Brett Favre. You got your rich white boy on today.

Yeah, but I like that part. It's cold out. That's a nice jacket. You's a fly white boy. I like that, yes. You's a fly white boy. That's why you got your sweater on. It's holiday season, man.

I wanted to be, you know what I mean? Nah, you can't do that. I'm with you. What's up? We ain't got to waste no time. I ain't here to play around today. Come on. Whatever you got on your chest, let's get it out.

Hey, everybody here can be themselves. Feel comfortable. Shout out to Mel. Be free. Shout out to big Mel. We going to call her. My mother-in-law. Because even that looked like a scapegoat.

Mel called me this morning, talking about, I am so sick. I don't know what happened. I think I must have ate something bad last night. Yeah, I've been glued to Mel's story all weekend, man. She's been having her time. She's been having a slice. Really? That's true.

She's been at every birthday function she could be with all types of different people. Like COVID no longer exists. birthday function she could be with all types of different people like COVID no longer exists. Being mixed email and they want to call me the day of work on a highly anticipated pod. I'm going to call her because they're going to think I made that up. And I'm holding people accountable today. Well, some

people. Slaps knee. Hey, we're going to talk for real. What's up? Flip, come on. Get right to it. Go ahead, Flip. Come on. We the A-Block. Come on.

We the A-Block. We the A-Block. Do your man of the people shit. We're the news. All I'm saying is that. Do your man of the people shit. You were in the news because people felt like you held back from speaking on the situation with Puff and Cassie.

You heavily edited or edit the last episode that you put it out on Patreon. You didn't release it publicly. So the people were, you know, they were going crazy. They were adding me, Ice-ish. He disappeared somewhere. Parks. And Ian. A lot of Parks was sarcastic.

He didn't care. Ice was sarcastic. Me, I just sat back because I want to kick your back in. You motherfucker. They also had footage of you saying that you don't sell out, that you speak on anything that you want to speak on. And then it looked like you backed down, nigga. 50, are you there?

You don't usually back down. So I want to know, the people, I'm the voice of the people today. We want to know why. Today, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Today, you're the voice of the people. Yeah, yeah, fuck them niggas,

but I'm the voice of them today. Why did you do what you did? Answer straight. Go. I felt like it. Respect. Respect. I did what I did because I'm me and I felt like it.

Okay. Your turn. Nah, I don't answer. When niggas say they... What did the therapist tell you? When you say, I felt like it, I can't answer that. That's how you felt? Felt like it.

Look. What type of pod you want to have? What's up? What's up? I'm here. you when you say I felt like it I can't answer that that's how you felt felt like it look what type of pod you want what's up what's up I'm here I did see that little clip going around to me in whatever year that was talking about the niggas that switch up around other men without context I get it I get it I get it that I don't see how that applied I don't change I don't switch up okay I'm the same I'm the same me at all times. Do you feel that we should have waited? I've been on the internet a long time. You finished with your dietrack and I'm about to give.

No, hold on. I have one question. Do you feel like you wanted to wait for the results? Or do you feel like when Puffy settled that it changed things? What we said was help me Ish do you feel like no longer relevant

no longer relevant thank you I think I think that well go ahead cause you went in I still feel the same way I don't give a fuck

about that settlement that kind of makes me feel it even more I got you but do you so I don't care you being as as you were the last episode,

did you feel a way that it was edited out? That we edited it? No, no, because that's not, I didn't feel a way because it was edited. I felt they pissed me off because people was saying like, you was pussy, you ain't say nothing. And I'm like, no, nigga, I said something.

But what happened after that ain't really my call. Got you. That's my only thing. I mean, we don't, we never, like, people act like we know. We don't get that 411 on who edits or what gets put out. This nigga does his own shit. We don't know. I kept saying, above my pay grade.

When you act, well, I ain't going to say it on the line, because, nigga, I'm trying to get paid like this nigga. No, no. You got to try to get paid like this nigga. Let's put it up there. Try to get, it's still above my pay grade. It's get it's still about it's all about pay grade it's still about being in the same category it's all my pay grade but I just didn't get the call then it's not mine so what I'm saying is that I don't hear nothing you're saying dog I don't hear nothing that you're

saying I'm staying on it don't touch me you come in here and get reactive to the internet I do I don't I dictate this shit I don't give a fuck what none of niggas on there talking about then effect nothing okay so tell us why you did it because you wanted to now you about to explain oh man well I did it for legal reasons one I did it for a myriad of reasons but first and foremost the legal portion which is yeah nah y'all ain't about to clip clip me up or clip us up or clip this set up and just attach it to whatever story and narrative you want to attach it to. I've been on this here Internet a long time before some of y'all was born out there.

I know how it goes and I know how to blog sites work on a slow weekend. And I know what they do from experience because they mostly use me to do it. I don't be trying to give them nothing. I'd be in my little hut somewhere and they go dig something up. They say that you respond into something that you're not responding to. They take one piece and if they think you're talking about it,

they put some text to it that's going to make you look and sound a certain way. I wanted the ability to pull all of that shit down if I saw right, if I saw fit to do that. Those days are gone. Y'all not just about to play with this broadcast

any type of way. We above that. There are many of you niggas out there that use my voice to say what you would like to say. While y'all get to run and duck behind anonymity and say Joe Budden says no. What do you say? I would love to sit home and check it out.

Boy, I had a blast when they was tearing up Slim Thug, Rich Dollars, Pete Guns. I said, yep, look at them. Just space seat fillers. Seat fillers. Somebody had to be the fall guy. If y'all did that to them, they wasn't about to do that to me. They said, no, they wasn't about to play with me like that or play with us like that. One.

Two, what if that nigga did all that shit he's accused of? Like in the rumors. I sound like a headache. Why would I want to inherit that? What if he did some of that shit? Like the violent stuff. What? Headache with that? I don't understand. Because if he's going to that shit? Like the violent stuff. What?

The headache with that? I don't understand. Because if he's going to do that to Kid Cudi. You saying that. Yo, Joe, stop. I'm keeping it cool. I'm keeping it cool. Joe, don't do that, Joe.

Come on. Stop. This ain't time for your internet shit that you do. This is real shit going on. If some of that is true, then why would you want to inherit that? Sound like a headache. Don't sound like the risk is worth the reward there to me. And three, in the event that some people did not believe all of the things that Cassie had to say in that civil suit,

I don't think that last week was a good time to say that. That seems foul and flagrant and insensitive. That don't seem like something a responsible broadcast would do. We didn't do that. Fourth.

It's a bunch. I could do this all day long. Keep going. I'm listening. That nigga listens to this podcast. What that mean? Let's go ice. It means that if you have never been on the other side of just accusations and stories being put out about you, just accusations and stories being put out about you and now having to hear the news cycle of people that you know and how they report on it.

There's a responsibility that comes with that. And regardless of the Internet, again, like I said, has the luxury of forming an opinion. I think that nigga did it. I think he didn't do it. Whatever you think. But, no, hold up. But right this second, I'll speak for me, I don't have proof that he raped somebody. Bigger than that. I do not have proof that he sex trafficked somebody.

Those are the facts. I do not. I was never there when that nigga allegedly was in any domestic violence incident. I have never seen it. I wasn't there. And I've worked with him. That ain't the time to come on your broadcast and say, hey, this is what's going on. And I believe that shit. Now, I've been on the flip side of that. Of people saying foul, false shit about me and watching people turn. what's going on and I believe that shit. Nah, I've been on the flip side of that. Mm-mm.

Of people saying foul, false shit about me and watching people turn because of media. I don't think that's right. I don't know. I think it's irresponsible. I think it's without

integrity to do that. Do you believe that when there's smoke, there's potential fire? Stop it, stop it, stop it. I'm asking you a question, bro. Okay, that's it. All right.

I don't. I look at it like this. I think the public has a luxury and a privilege to make things black and white when they don't have any consequence. You know what I'm saying? So I want to start off by saying, you know, thoughts to Cassie. If that shit is 60% true, you know what I'm saying? Like my heart goes out to her. What I'm saying is in real life, we got relationships, we got kids,

we got, you know what I'm saying? And we had similar conversations on the pod before. Yo, fam, if your kid did something, if your cousin did something, if your whomever did something, it's different

than a stranger doing it. I don't give a fuck what nobody says. You know what I'm saying? Now, you still might want justice, you still might, but there's a responsibility there and there's a way

that you handle it differently i don't have a relationship with puff joe does it's joe show so if joe don't want to comment on it or he feels as though we need to get more information any of that stuff my nigga then that's what we gonna do you get i'm saying like i'm not letting the internet or i'm not letting some strangers that i don't know dictate what I'm doing up here. Never. You get what I'm saying? Never doing that. And so I think that's what happens.

I think also, and I'm learning in real time. Like my nigga, we was getting so many text messages, DMs, emails. Niggas was calling me names. Like, yo, my nigga ain't my show. You calling me names? Fam, but this is the thing. Go let somebody else do it why does the joe budden podcast have to be the motherfucking sacrificial lamb to be beefing with somebody i don't know if you call

puff a friend i don't know or y'all associates whatever the case may be but if you want to handle your associate with a little bit of um kid gloves then that's your right to do you get what i'm saying because niggas like yo y'all don't doiggas like, yo, y'all don't do that for Jonathan Majors. Y'all didn't do that for Meg. Y'all didn't do that for such and such. I'm like, fam, I ain't do that for nobody. And we won't do it for Puff if criminal charges get brought up on him.

At the time of our recording, that was the temperature. The messaging out there was yo they sealed documents the police might be coming yada yada yada it was all of that talk it wasn't until we stopped

that they settled and the cops responded in a matter of seconds it was the next day no it was that night it was that night it was the same day it was about 11

45 p.m. when I got the text jacked up my Friday we spent the whole we spent the whole Friday night me Parks and Erickson just on the phone facts on the line It was the same day. It was about 11.45 p.m. when I got the text. Jacked up my Friday. What? We spent the whole Friday night, me, Parks, and Erickson, just on the phone. Facts. On the line. I was out with the fellas.

My wife's out having a girls' night. We're going to go out to these bars. We're going to go out to find where they got Guinness and hoes. What a combination. Guinness and hoes. And we were having a time. And I was trying to have a time. Yeah.

Then I get the text. Yeah, yeah. And now we're taking all that shit out. God damn it. So now I'm up till five in the morning, listening to all this shit back. I don't want to make that at this point because I've been out drinking,

smoking, having a good time. I don't want to miss something. Fuck up. Wake up the next morning, finish the edit, send it out. Erickson's got to do what he's got to do. It takes a little while for it to go out. That was why it was delayed.

We had to go through it carefully and make sure that there was nothing crazy. All something. Listen, dog. I was celebrating Thanksgiving on Sunday with my family. Oh, okay. Sunday instead of the Sunday that just passed. Okay.

That's my weekend plan with my sons, Sunday instead of, the Sunday that just passed. That's my weekend plan with my son, my girl's birthday. I got like a family filled fun weekend coming. I ain't want to deal with all of this shit my whole weekend. Fuck that shit. Are you shitting me? And who gets

to pick and choose when my rugged past is called to carpet? Y'all or me? It's a double standard. You can't pick and choose. It would have been that. Every time some of this shit come up, y'all be quick to bring up a whole bunch of lies on me

that have remained true because of instances like this. Nah, no, no, not this weekend. Not this weekend. And you know what happened? Everybody was pussy. Everybody was pussy. Mom's the word.

It was quiet out there, except for At. I spoke to At. He's petrified. Hey, all that shit on YouTube, I get it. Hey, cook, cook, cook, know what it grants you? Oh, shit, he went

in. That's the reward. That's the reward. Oh, shit, he stood tall. He said that. I ain't good. I ain't here. If you don't get that shit out of here,

give me my double tree chocolate chip cookie. I don't care nothing about none of that shit. Oh, man. It was at, I called Nori myself because I had seen enough now.

I had seen enough of Nori in the Maldives. He was having time. Dog, he was having too much fun by the pool. Every angle of the water, bomb, bomb. Early in the morning, it's only me and him, me and him is early birds.

It's only me and him up. 6 a.m. I'm by the water just thinking. Stupid me, I say, oh, let me check his comments. I know they roasting this nigga thinking. Stupid me, I say. Oh, let me check his comments. I know they roosting this nigga in there. The way I've been getting, I click the comment. Looks like you're having a lovely weekend. Dog, there's nothing but love and adoration.

Love and light. Nothing but love and adoration in them comments. Live life. Oh, you killing. Yo, bro, you going crazy. Man, I called that nigga so fast. Do, do, do, do fast I just want you to know I'm glad you're enjoying your vacation And I'm gonna continue

To hold it down while you're going I will take all of the heat That should be coming your way I won't say what he said But boy did he thank me He was happy He was happy. He was happy.

Then they caught Carisha. They caught Carisha. I said, yes, I know these blogs about to turn up now. But no. Carisha looks like she's in good spirits at the Dolphins game. Fins up. Wait. Wait.

And that was my question, man. That's why I asked that before. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? It was to chop your fin off. It's all bullshit, yo. I have been trending for the past four days. Puff ain't been trending. That shit is crazy.

They have hit me more than they have hit him. That shit is crazy. But there's something to be said. We the news. Oh, I'm leading there. I'm slow on that. No doubt. There's something to be said for being accessible.

And I am the closest thing that's accessible. So all the people that get to form the opinions and have the hate and fuck puff, and I just, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, chill!

Let me just tweet him. Let me just DM. Let me back channel him. I should've took a fucking vacation. But I'm on vacation from vacations. I told you all that

fucking last week. And now look. Look at my girl. Look at Norris. I told you that fucking last week. And now look. And my girl, look at her. I told you. You wouldn't have been able to enjoy your vacation. She is. No, she isn't. No, no, no.

I'm talking about, I know the internet don't matter, but you post a picture. Your comments don't look like his. That's true. That's what I mean. I know it wouldn't. It wouldn't look like that. That is a't into the shit. Turn off comment button. Ain't that some shit? It wouldn't have looked like that. That is a crock of shit. But it's cool.

It's a beautiful thing, really. It is and it's not. It isn't. We spent our whole Friday editing some shit out. Then the fucking leak dropped. I want to take credit for it. The leak dropped. Go ahead and take credit for it.

Yeah, that shit was all me. I felt like the people needed to hear that shit. Ice hit me and said, yo, leak that shit. I said, you know what? You're right. I didn't know what the fuck happened. Like, yo, Ice, you did that. I'm like, did what?

Say if I don't hit a button. Oh, fuck you, no. Say if I don't just hit a button. That's it. And that's my man. So what you going to do? I think it was. I'm not mad at you.

It wasn't mad because I stand on what we did in the pod, honestly. I mean, aside from the repercussions that may or may not come from it. Well, and I stand in the reasoning for doing it, which was I'm not playing with these blogs. Yeah. If the fans want to hear it, hey, y'all have a blast. Y'all want to send it around, go ahead, be my guest. The second people start trying to publish some shit, I'm on y'all ass. They're probably going to, but I mean.

That's cool. And I was explaining that to a couple people. They're like, oh, y'all, why would you put the bullshit behind the uh put shit behind the paywall and all of this and i'm like because now y'all can't use it yeah the paywall is protection it's different if he just yeah let me clear that up people people yeah people yeah i ain't know yeah it is like people think that when i well i guess there are some people that think that when it's paywall only that mean it is is some spicy, juicy, crazy shit on there. For me, that's not what it means at all.

Like nowhere near that. Man, we loved that last part. Yeah, I loved it. We loved that last part. I was drunk and tight that we were canceling that part. And I'm hitting Joe, annoying the shit out of him. We absolutely loved that last part. But yeah, that's what it is.

But I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at nothing that's happened. Come on, let's get right to it. How do we feel about settlement? I think it was smart on his behalf. I think, again, we just going to play the percentages. We going to play the numbers. We're going to play the numbers. If he was guilty of 30% of the stuff that the girl accused him of, 30%.

1%. It's a long day for him. Investors start to back out, shit like that. Like somebody on Revolt, one of the podcast ladies on Revolt, from what I hear, the show is dope. She stepped down. And allegedly their show was pretty successful. She said, yo, I can't work for somebody that has been accused of those things.

That's somebody that works for you. But when the investors start to be like, nah, I can't be associated with this, can't be associated with that. Again, from a business standpoint, you have no choice. So I think for him, it was, it was, it was, it was,

um, it was the only, it was a smart thing. And then again, with Cassie, if she feels satisfied in her settlement, who are we to say, who the fuck are we?

If she feels satisfied in her settlement, then we ain't nothing but spectators. Spectators get spit on, like get the fuck out of my face. You get what I'm saying? So if it, if it was cool for both of them that's all that really matters at the end of the day i agree pretty much the same

like she was hey she's the one who brought the suit she's the victim in this if she's satisfied with whatever she got then there's no place for anybody else to say anything if she wants to suppress the information who the fuck are we? And her statement kind of, her statement kind of stood out to me though because she said she settled it amicably with some form of control.

I don't know what that part means, whether it be, you know, I'm no longer tied, you know, whatever contract she may have had

with him, any of that, I got out of that too. But if she's able to walk away happy, then that's what it is. So that matters. Why do you think it's a crime? Because if he did 1% of that shit, why are we not pushing for him to be jailed?

It could be statute of limitations. It could be reasons why he can't be jailed. Time out. But that's not your business and that's not for you to push. That's not for you to file charges against somebody. She's the person that can say, yo, I think he deserves to go to jail her what that's not always how law works i'm talking about he said why are we not pushing for him to be jail that's up to her dog that's up to her to file charges or think that this punishment serves him right that's not

up for us all right i see y'all got your PC glasses on. That's definitely not. I'm not that. I'm not that. I see what's going on. I'm not that at all. I'm saying that she is. What do you think about and sex trafficking victims

that seek justice through the civil suit and not criminally at all? I think it's a lot harder to prove the criminal side. that seek justice through the civil suit and not criminally at all? I think it's a lot harder to prove the criminal side. So I'm gonna take what I can get. It's a me versus you, you need evidence, you need a lot of shit to prove a criminal case. Criminal case is innocent until proven guilty.

Civil cases are basically guilty until proven innocent. So I'm gonna take where I can get my win at that's what i think about it you could get two wins so i can only speak for me if somebody violated me in a in a in a abhorrent way that i thought you know what i'm saying i don't want the person walking around the streets that's me right so we can only dictate what we can and can't live with as individuals so some people will be like yo if i got 50 mil if i got 100 mil fuck it nigga you could walk around the streets that's not me i want to win on both i want to i want you to go to jail criminally and i want the money i can't knock her though or anybody else

men can't really talk about it yeah we can't like that that's part of it we can't we can't we can't knock her though or anybody else. Men can't really talk about it. Yeah, we can't. Like that's part of it. We can't really say how we feel. You know what I'm saying? Because a lot of things we can't say I like freak off too.

Okay. We on King Shame up here. Salute. Yeah, yeah. Hopefully a little bit different than were outlined in the particular, you know what I mean? Well, there's no safety in the freak off now. There's no safety in the freak off. If me and you go and take some ecstasy and invite some other chicks or in that case people into the room

and then later you say or you're able to say yo, Joe gave me some fucking ecstasy, drug me up, I wasn't making conscious decisions and he made me fuck this girl. That reads nuts for Joe. Hey Joe.

Keep going. Keep going Keep going It's a conversation Need to be had It's a conversation To be had And I think that When you rich Rich niggas

Do freak offs Yo No poor niggas Do freak offs But this is what I'm saying When you rich There's a consequence To the freak off To potentially be paid Broke niggas get to-offs, but this is what I'm saying. When you rich, there's a consequence to potentially be paid. Broke niggas get to do freak-offs and not be sued.

Yeah, so look, but then being a wealthy man, you have to now protect yourself way in a different way. Broke niggas just get them texts for a month, and then she go away. Once you hit mute this person, they just talking to the air. Yo, stop, yo. Yo, stop, yo.

What? All right, come on. All right, go ahead, be serious. No, what I'm saying is this. Come on. Like, man, you done freaked off. Yeah, pause.

Just in case. Yeah. We have, we have had, we have had situations, yeah. excursions with, have had- We have had- Situations. Excursions with- We have.

And they was- They had them, though. They had the connect. Shit, the bitches always know where the real drug- That was your connect. That was her connect. That was your connect for a minute. That was her connect, yeah.

Oh, yeah, she was my connect. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, she had the good drug. So what I'm saying is this. When you rich, now you got to protect yourself on a different level. You can't freak off, yo. No, no, no. You can't freak off.

We are on tape. And you're going to sign that be on tape. But that don't matter if you broke the law. So if you're saying I drugged you, then that breaks the law. That is true. It does. That breaks the law. And I didn't drug you.

We had a lit night in there with that Molly's and ecstasy. It's like the schoolboy Q1. We had a good time. Where he said, Molly and her drink. But she asked me for it. And yeah, I got this on cam. Like, you need to go further to protect yourself. Like, yo, she wants this.

You're saying you want this. We got to put the ring cameras next to the bed like the Apple speakers, yo. For real, we got to get the rotating cameras for when we getting jiggy with it. Or turn your freak down a little bit, nigga. No, no, no, never. That's never an option. You got to weigh it. Don't weaponize my freak.

My freaky side. Maybe if your freak could end up costing you that much money, is your freak worth it? Turn it down a little bit. Dog, but I ain't. Are we able to talk real? Hold on. Hold on. Hold up.

No, that's what I was about to say. Are we able to talk real? Hold on. No, that's what I was about to say. Are we able to talk real? His conversation is this. This is what Joe's conversation is. Dog, we all have been up here in some shit. We've all had a session, some jump walls, whatever the case may be. And he's saying that later on, if it comes back to bite you down the line, where do you draw the line in that?

Where is the man protected in that? You're not. Is that what you're saying? Yes where does the demand protected in that you're not is that what you're saying yes you're not protected in that we was having a slice like all jokes aside you're not protected but the allegation today but this is what i'm saying nice the girls that do the fun freak offs there's drugs there, there's other people there, and we do this ritually. We could do this six months from now, we could do this whenever, and you gonna hold it down because we was freaky that night. Yeah, you gotta tell me you're freaky now.

I just said that. But who wanna do that? Nigga Dick's dick. I get that, but when you start- Dick's dick every morning. I go, look at dick dicking. Yeah, but when you start looking at what that dick dicking could cost you, it's like, all right, maybe I'm going to.

How we say, yo, that night, that cheat, that one night could come back and fuck you so bad that, hey, you know what? Let me just beat off. It ain't worth it no more. I don't like. That's what I'm saying. I don't like civil suits as it pertains to sex trafficking. I don't.

I don't. as it pertains to in sex trafficking. I don't. I don't. And neither do the women out there that have been sex trafficked, apparently.

Like, the bad Come on, don't make me. No, I'm saying. Like, the sex traffic. They were shooting that shorty. Hey, yo, y'all niggas was on my

y'all niggas was on my head y'all niggas was on my head, pause, like I'm in the sex traffic group chat. Nigga, I don't have no exclusive details about none of that shit. I'm saying we talk up here

all the time about knowing your dudes. No, I think what happens is, this is one of the misnomers. One of the misnomers is that we are in the know. I'm not in the know, my nigga. At all. I was hanging sheetrock three years ago.

Like, yo, dog, I don't know nothing about these niggas and their personal private lives. And so they could misconstrue it like, oh, these bunch of rich niggas. Secondly, I ain't rich. Stop saying that to me, too. Yeah, yeah. Please stop. Stop that one. I'm tired of that one.

You stop. No, no. I ain't removing yourself. It's stopping. You have to stop. I'm not rich. They got you. I'm tired of that shit.

They got you. They put us up here like, yo, these bunch of rich niggas sitting around. They get that from how you talk about people that make 50 grand. They lit you up. They didn't light me up. It was 70-30 me. No, the fuck it was me. I said, well, who was you looking at?

You know what internet you was on. You're wrong. We can have this conversation later, but it's more oppressive things. That's true. Dog, just because somebody you see on your screen, that don't mean that we got into intimate information about Beyonce or Jay-Z or Rihanna. Like my nigga is levels to this shit. And even the people that's on a level, if you don't have a personal relationship with these people, you don't know what the fuck is going on behind. They closed doors.

It's none of your dog. If Puff is, you know, you know what the fuck happens. He might not. Joe know what the fuck happens he might not if Puff is guilty of some of that shit I think that what was a big part of this was

Cassie would know absolutely so I think a lot of us were anxious to hear more from Cassie about if you're about to provide proof of these allegations, then a lot of people would be getting ready to look at the downfall of Puff. True.

If you got proof of this, he's finished. True. He's done. True. Out here. So when that doesn't come and now you get paid and now there's still people with questions because of what was in this shit then how are you to view him but who would hold up my thing to that is to fuck them yo dog niggas always want the salacious headline niggas always want the messy shit so your life

is mundane y'all eat fucking the same food seven days a week. So now all we want to do is sit up and watch the news and watch some bullshit about how this girl was potentially abused so that we can demonize another motherfucker that don't know we exist too. Or there's some people that want justice. They don't.

I disagree with that. I think they want the bullshit. Not in the music industry. Oh, no, no, no. I'm not talking about them. I think they want the bullshit. No, not in the music industry. Oh, no, no, no. I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about a common man, a common person, woman, man outside watching this shit from afar. Now, somebody that might have been abused before, they definitely want justice. Somebody that might have had to deal with some of these things, then it triggers them.

Like they want this person to be brought to justice. I'm talking about the everyday Joe Schmo. That's why they was on your ass so much because they want the gossipy shit

that they thought you were going to do. And you ain't give it to them. Motherfuckers was mad. But some people also don't want you to misuse the trauma. Right?

What you mean? The people that said the sex, people that was sex mean? The people that said, the people that were sex trafficked, like Joe said, they don't want you to just say you were sex trafficked. They was triggered. You know what I'm saying?

That's what I'm saying. These people are triggered. I'm talking about the everyday Joe Schmo. They want to see Puffy and Cassie get up there and go at each other for their own entertainment. Because if she took a settlement and she felt okay taking the settlement,

that's her fucking business. Now, somebody that might have got sex traffic before, somebody that might have got abused before, somebody might feel a way like, yo, dog, when this happened to me, I wish I could have sent the person to jail. They have a right to feel how they feel. But I'm just talking about every day, you know, the average John Doe, Jane Doe walking around the street. We get excitement from these people's real lives. That's why they was mad at you. Because they thought you was going to bring excitement over the weekend. I can't wait to hear what Joe got to say.

I know he's going to go crazy. Since I was 17 years old, outside of Cinderella's and Elizabeth, there have been rumors of Puff being bisexual. True. I know some people are just getting hip to these rumors. No, true. These rumors have been out there since the 90s. True.

I, to this day, still have no proof of it, nor would I come on the air and say what I think about somebody that I respect. Right? But those rumors, I don't know. There are rumors floating around that until somebody is able to put some shit, some credence to him, some nuts and bolts to it. Dave rumors. I think once the charges get of a certain level, broadcasters need to be responsible with how they how they address. I don't even want to say accusations because he wasn't accused enough. No, he was accused.

He wasn't accused. She accused him. She accused him in a civil proceeding of these things. So there were accusations. There were accusations, bro. Charges. He wasn't charged. He wasn't charged.

But he was accused. He wasn't charged. And again, like, we don't know. I don't know the legal system with statute limitations and etc you might can't charge something i have a question she's happy i'm happy right i'll toss it to you if she's happy i'm happy i don't want that to be misconstrued absolutely if she's happy i'm happy but there is a piece of me that say yo dog i say it to y'all all the time hey as soon as y'all start the fight, I'm right behind you.

If you're not going to call him to the carpet to answer for the shit that we saying here, then it just comes off as self-serving. So, look, I had a conversation with my attorney, right? And my attorney was like, she read all the shit. And she said one part that stuck out to her was she wanted a jury. she didn't want a judge okay supposedly she wanted a jury and my and i was like why do you think that is and the thing is

if any of this stuff is true and we all know that people that are rich and wealthy and powerful and connected can move things around, my nigga. So even with that being said, like, yo, dog, I don't have no faith in the justice system that he would even be convicted. So let me take my money and go live my happy life with my family. That could be her mind state. My nigga, if she's been around seeing this nigga operate and shake and move behind the scenes for 10 to 15 years. She's seen some shit.

And not just that, yo. I agree with that. Like, what we talking about? She don't have no faith that nobody going to find this nigga guilty. She don't have no faith. This nigga could ruin your fucking life if these things are allegedly true. Give me my money and let me go off in silence and me and my two kids and my man and live the best possible life I can. in silence and me and my two kids and my man and live the best possible life I can.

And also, she could look at it as me getting that out there opens the door for somebody else. Or there could be others out there. Sometimes it takes one domino to fall to start everything else going. True. So I want my story heard. I want it out there. I want it documented.

Now, you know what I mean? We don't know. I put a chink in his armor. I got rich in the process. I want to go off and sell off into the sunset. Well, she better go buy her husband a horse.

She better go buy that nigga a moped or something. I ain't gonna lie to you now, Alex. Go ahead and bust it. a nigga moped or something. I ain't gonna lie to you now, Alex. Yo, you stupid. Go ahead and bust it. Go ahead and bust it the way you get it, buddy.

He better not try to get no car. Or balcony. Oh, what we think about why they denying this shit? What are they supposed to do? Not say nothing. Oh, or not. Because when you don't say nothing,

then niggas, it opens up the door that this shit is true. Yeah, we in wild times. We in crazy times, dog. We are in crazy times. Damn if you don't, man. Yo, and even if Wale say,

man, that shit ain't true, guess what happens? 85% of these motherfuckers say, yes, it is, nigga. True. Especially when you ain't the most liked. When you're not the most liked, it don, nigga. True. Especially when you ain't the most liked. When you're not the most liked like that, it don't matter.

Your quote unquote man that didn't have nothing to gain got on TV and recapped the shit with full details. That nigga ain't get paid. He need them details, bro. I'm telling you, when you not liked and some shit come out, they're going to believe it against you no matter what. Don't matter. This game is follow the leader out there. And the ones that they don't like, it don't matter.

You say anything about them, niggas are going to run and jump on it because we don't like you. That man found that money. Quick. He found that money. Fast. Call a nigga bluff.

Call a nigga bluff. Seen the pictures? I don't like that neither, though. What? I don't like that. What? We can. Talk, nigga.

We can. Yes, you can. I'm not talking about them now. Mm-hmm. There's no way to beat that. If I got a girl that's been calling for the shakedown. Okay. And as a man, I just keep brushing it off.

I got to get out of here. I ain't give a shit, bitch. Get off my phone. Hey, try your luck. Okay. And she know where the bodies is buried. And then she. And she know where you had them 14 bricks.

There's 14 bricks in that bag right there. In that bag right there. That bag right there. Right there. That bag right there. Right there. Nigga, you shut up. And then she blow it up. Right? She blow it up.

Well, I'm sure this is what happened. Then the price came down. Once you blow it up, the price comes down. The price went down. The price went down. I'm telling you the price went down. I don't think so. I think the price, I think it might have went up.

I think what you want. Y'all are privileged enough to not know. Okay. Good. Luxury for y'all. the price went down. I don't think so. I think the price, I think it might have went up. I think what you want. Y'all are privileged enough to not know. Okay. Good. Luxury for y'all. That price went down. Once you blow the story up and I'm dealing with some of the recourse, here, I'll give you the, I think you probably got maybe 15.

Shit. Bro, I don't have, I don't. See, look. Eight figures, I'll say. It depends on what the level is. 15 to 20. The offer was eight figures. The offer was eight figures.

But that was the discrepancy. So we in an eight-figure ballpark. True. She wants, well, allegedly, they asked for 30 from the lawyer. And they said she turned down eight. So let's say it's 10. Minimum 10. So we in between 10 and 30.

And in these in these cases they played a hard ball they do play hard ball but the numbers coming down in hard balls not going up

so now let's say let's say but shit down hurts no but it hurts eight figures hurt I'm gonna give you

opposition to that you you right wealthy people powerful people they stand on a hill where they feel untouchable because life has shown them that i'm untouchable that's my experience for the last 30 years i'm untouchable now you don't see it that way in one day in one fucking day my nigga a realization has been brought to you that I am vulnerable. Now, how do you look at it?

Huh? Now, how do you look at it? Maybe not. Maybe, maybe not. That's my thing. Maybe, maybe not. Once we get to this table, emotions have to be taken out of it. That's right. And it becomes solely a math equation.

True. And so now you factor in my losses versus my wins and this could be catastrophically worse for me than her that's the blessing what you what you what you saying we agreeing on what you're saying your point of view is different we may not have wiggle room at that point i don't have the i don't have the uh luxury to stand tall and even barter with you. I want to make this shit go away as soon as possible. And that has a number attached. I'm saying that that is the luxury and the blessing and the privilege.

True. So I don't think the number goes significantly lower. Yeah, I don't think. But it goes lower. Look, look, look. And if anything, they said she was about to write a book. I got to pay for you not to write that book. No, this is me paying for you to not write that book. No, this is me paying for you

to not write that book. Which means that that price goes up. That doc is not coming. Yeah, the price goes up. This is some of what Aubrey O'Day was talking about because she wants to do a doc.

And she's like, if I sign that in the air, I can't do my doc. True. So now the price goes up. I would have had a bestseller out the gate. Everybody knows that.

We don't have to go into it. I'm just saying. Y'all think it goes up, I think it goes up. Yeah. I definitely think it was substantially higher though. Y'all think it goes up, I think it goes down. Yeah. I definitely think it was substantially higher, though. Y'all high as hell.

Okay. Y'all just talking. Y'all chatting. No, it's our opinion, my nigga. Real, it ain't based in shit. It's based in... You're acting like them. It's not based in nothing.

Yours ain't really based in nothing either. I can't. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I can tell you what it's based in. I know, too. This is me. I can tell you what it's based in. I know, too. This is me.

I can tell you what it's based in. No, no, no. It's me, but it's levels. It's the same ballpark. This game is played on that same hardwood. No, it ain't. And it's different point guards. It's college and it's pros.

Once a person is dealing with the shit around you. Once a person is dealing with the shit around you. And I hope y'all never have to find that out. Me either. At least while you're working here. Please. It's out. Me either. At least while you're working here. Please. Go ahead. No, I said once

the person is dealing with it, you know that. So you think that's the worst it could get? Once you're dealing with the pushback, once you're dealing with the scrutiny, once you're dealing with the judgment, nigga, you're preparing yourself already. Now I have to prepare to fight this.

You already put it out there. The people already know. So her putting it out there is the worst it could've gotten for him? You wanted to avoid anyone from knowing. That's why the price is so high.

Give me 30, I'm not gonna say nothing. Once you say it, bitch, I'm not paying you to 30. No, no, no, flip. Answer my question, though. Just answer my question

real quick. In one fucking day, the nigga caved. It ain't getting nowhere near as bad for him how you know she ain't caved on the price that's true we don't know we don't know i doubt it i doubt it too but you don't know how bad it could have potentially gotten for him when them investors start pulling out we're not even going to go down that route and say what 30 days could have cost them or what 60 days could have cost them or what 90 days could have cost them i'm not even going to go down that route and say what 30 days could have cost them or what 60 days could have cost them or what 90 days could have cost them I'm not even willing to find out what you would have done

you would have put on the stand you would have went to trial right me how no you would have paid it off to your mother it would have never got public so you would have paid the 30 off the bat I think the emotions allow it to go public ego yes you got pride in ego too no you right ego not disagreeing and i never had the

amount of money that he has had and let's and let's take it off nor the reach let's take it off of him what if the girl that's pressing you you feel that you right yeah it see and this is where i think i think your attorneys i think your advisors i think your handlers have to get past your emotional shit it don't matter if she right. You know who told me that? No, I'm talking about you. I said, you know who told me that? Me? Yes. It don't matter what right or wrong means

in the big scheme of things. We have billions of dollars at stake here. It don't matter who's right or wrong. I'm going to give you your $30 million because I got billions to go make And in the big scheme of things 30 fucking million dollars is a drop in the bucket For niggas that's looking at billion dollar deals

What do you think the next The next steps in this are For whom Him or her Well Cassie just get to go back to Regular life Somewhere in Idaho He has to now

This never dies for him My nigga Yo a charge Haunted Kobe Bryant in death And the fact that Who this charge came from That's what's Really gonna make this stick

More than anything So why That's the part I don't like This shit is nasty I don't like this shit I'm telling you Yo if I don't like this shit. That's why I'm telling you. Yo, if I didn't f*** you,

don't say I f***ed you. Why? Especially if we not going... And don't put me in a spot to where as we really never going to get to address that bullshit you said because you just affecting business. So I'm going to pay you now

to not affect business like you said. But that don't address... His lawyer did everything in the world after that went out. Yo, Pup is saying, I'm still not guilty of none of this. That's not what this settlement means. And yeah, that's true.

But in the court of public opinion, that ain't what that statement said either. That statement said this is not an admission of guilt. That's totally different than saying I'm not guilty of those things. It's just saying I'm not speaking on that. No, that's illegal legal no that's the legal shit saying i ain't guilty that's the legal shit saying yo i'm not i'm not fessing up to this shit just because i paid you i'm not fessing up to it saying that i think that's totally foul if you're not a rapist you're right i'm a landlord if you're not a rapist

that's nuts i'm a landlord i think it's you. If you're not a rapist, that's nuts. I'm a landlord. I think it's fucked up on both sides that we never get to find out whether she's keeping it a buck, and we never get to find out if he's keeping it a buck. We just don't know now. It never will, probably. We never will. That's a crock of shit. That's bullshit.

My nigga, when you are a landlord, I'm a landlord, they tell you put all your houses in LLC names because a nigga will do a slip and fall and cost you your whole fucking empire on purpose that's the game that you play when you start leveling up you are liable for some shit you are you have exposure you are a multi-millionaire nigga you are exposed to some shit that i might not be or the ice might not be or that parks might not be exposed to that's the name of the game when you leveling up. You got to protect yourself from that. So in that game, I would have never let this shit come to the light of day.

Never. Because it's only losses from here. Settling does not mean you're guilty. And it don't mean you're not. Who the fuck want to play the game? I'm going to pay you and this is going to go away. And I don't want you not. Who the fuck want to play the game? I'm going to pay you and this is going to go away and I don't want you

to ever say my name. I understand that part. As somebody that's going to court for three years and change over the same case, like in year three when they start talking them pleas, they sound a little different

when you just sick of going through this shit. So I get paying it just, I get this shit. Get it away from me. Shut shit. Get it away from me. Get it away from me. But boy, does that look foul. Yeah, it do.

It do. Yeah. I have issue with a lot of this shit that we can't really get into. I have issue with some of that. But I would. Guess what you say. I love double standards.

That's one of them. Well, we need a defense it ain't we need to come up with you get what I'm saying that's one of the you said y'all love double standards I don't want to do away with double standards

that's your words it's true it's one of them yeah that's there that's there you're right I gotta shut up well you win Muffin Man Yeah, that's there. That's there. He's right. I got to shut up.

Well, you win, Muffin Man. No, I'm not trying to beat you. I'm not trying to beat you. We have the conversation. It's not a debate. I'm just saying it's just life. That nigga's having a rough week. Yeah, don't say that. You see the pictures?

It's going to be a rough week. Yeah, I saw the pictures. Look a little stressed. I ain't adding to that shit. You're crazy as hell, man. You fucking right, paywall. We was going right by the paywall. That nigga would have been listening to this part with different ears this time.

Listen. Nah, bud. I wouldn't have called nobody's phone but mine. Yeah, nah. Let me just go enjoy my little Thanksgiving turkey turkey nigga hey you motherfuckers out there hold up man hold up turn this shit

on yeah hello fucking act kick ass ass what he said that's my man but man fucking act act talk about Joe Button skipped it That's my man, but, man. Fucking act. Act talk about, oh, Joe Button skipped it.

Yes, act. You're goddamn right. Wait, then when I talk to him, I talk to him before. You talking about, yeah, I was so shocked that you skipped it. I was like, I'm so shocked that you're shocked. You ain't know that. I ain't touching that shit. But, as he was going on his little monologue, shit.

One of the main reasons I did that act is for that bullshit you did with that Drake shit. You know what the fuck you did. Stop. Double standards. Double standards. You felt a way about Drake. You was able to hide your little opinion, make me the postcard for how you felt. Blew that shit up. I got attacked. Fuck you, nigga. Yeah.

Share your real thoughts now. Your turn. Milagro. Love her content as well. She was the young lady at the Tory shit doing her. She was the black Twitter mag cunliffe. She was...

And I fuck with Milagro shit. Tell me what up, Joe. I didn't sayiffe. She was, and I fuck with Milagro shit. Tell me what up, Joe. I didn't say nothing. How you being paid? She was going ham. Yeah, she went a little crazy. She went crazy, but it's cool.

She don't have to talk shit. It's cool. I could love the content from a distance. So I retweeted. I said, you do it. She gonna put up a link talking about I did.

No, no, no. Throw some silence in. That's what I just said. She did. Bunch of people out there commenting, oh, such and such didn't run from, they got, they stood tall, they said it. They ain't me. Ain't nobody listening to that shit who gives a fuck what you said you can

say whatever you want all the foul crazy fucking egregious shit go ahead and say it guess what niggas ain't checking nobody gives a fuck about what you said but kudos I don't think there's nothing integral about calling niggas to the carpet before on charges such as this without there being some due diligence some discoveries some proofs some something

I don't this is too big of a broadcast too big of a platform y'all go do that shit I appreciate it from y'all because y'all at the level where y'all can do that. I ain't at that level no more.

I'm me. Y'all are y'all. It's levels. It's the fucking standard up here. This is the bar i get it also y'all don't get to choose when we can and when we can't call my fucking dark pass to the stand many of topics y'all tell me to shut the fuck up because i have a past

so now in this one instance we can can just move that to the side. We don't care about that part. Hell no. They said so much bad shit about Slim Thug. They said they had a baby with his cousin. Oh, shit. They did? I did not know that about Slim Thug.

Didn't know it either? Know why I know it? Because he spoke on it. Go ahead. Go ahead out there and get to talking nigga you better be squeaky clean today Rich Dollars Peter Guns

y'all tried to do it I seen it but coming off of the creep squad you know listen it's not too many men with a pass clean enough to come in here and just get to rah, rah, rah. That's fucked up.

It's fucked up, but it's true. Hello? I'm here. I bet. Look, hey, buddy. What's up? You here? I am.

I know. I jammed you up, too, the other day. Yeah. Oh. It don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter. Somebody tried to lie on you recently, right? Yeah.

All right. Did it feel good? No. Didn't feel good. It don't feel good when it happens. It don't feel good at all. That's all. Let me stop talking about that.

I don't want people to think we conflating. They're going to think that anyway, and it don't matter what we say. They're going to mix it up anyway. We hope that Cassie is great and got everything that she desired out of all of this. And it'll be interesting to watch how Puff navigates this moving forward. Yes. There's a lot of people that don't think this is the end. Does this make it hard for the men that are innocent?

The ones that didn't do anything salacious and get lied on in court does this make it hard no it's hard for them nah I think I think it's hard when it comes to a world of double standard men are guilty until proven innocent right like when it comes to a world of double standard, men are guilty until proven innocent, right? Like when it comes to those type of cases. Not like they said in civil suits. No. And I'm going to take the female side in this. It's hard to really prove.

There's a lot of niggas that be f***ing women out here, and they go free. Even when they go to court, it's hard to prove f***, yo. These days? Yeah. Yes. I'm not talking about the public opinion. I'm talking about in real court cases, it's a hard prove, yo. These days? Yeah. Yes. I'm not talking about the public opinion. I'm talking about in real court cases,

it's a hard thing to prove. It's not an easy thing to prove. Meaning that if you don't go to the... I can see that. Huh? I can see that. It's a hard thing to prove, criminally. And there's a lot of women that, you know,

a lot, now your character gets, you have to, there's a lot of shit you got to deal with. You got to relive that moment everything you've ever done they're gonna try to bring it into question to to discredit you and a lot of women say um is it yeah you want your justice but at what cost and especially like an entertainment business where they feel like that may disallow them from pursuing their career if they go after someone that is super powerful. Now it's like, oh shit, I wanted to be a musician or I wanted to be an actress and now I don't feel like

I can because he's going to blow back on me. I've talked to women that have went through it. Oh yeah, she better not try to sing a note. Never. Not a modeling job, neither nothing. Yeah. Go ahead and just do your little 2 2d to in the shower don't try to call nobody try it engineer what stop

that'll be the last little note it's Honey, for that 30 mil. I'm going to put your voice in that envelope, too. What the fuck are you doing? Don't call. That's the only nigga that I'll pick up. Don't call nobody. Don't call nobody. Just straight to the shower. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

And back, get the towel. It's a nice plush towel. Dry-dry-dry. It's a nice plush towel. It's going to be a nice towel now. Dang it, bro. You say whatever you want. Yeah, she shower shopping. I would have left that fucking

them singing dreams alone. What? Yeah, I'm cool. Bravey. Mm-mm-mm-mm. I might put a line outside for the freak off now. What? You said you're going to put a line out.

No, I said that might. Be the line outside? Yeah, yo, if we broke up, depending on how we broke up, don't tell the world that I made you Google big black dicks. Like, some of that shit in there. I might afford some of that shit. Even if you're looking for one, I don't think that's the

best way to find it. There gotta be a better way to find a big black dick. Yo, what's wrong with you, son? Yo, I didn't think Google it would be the answer in that scenario. Like, we got to find another way.

And shit, that nigga's a man. Google the big black. Yo, Google some shit that's all right, man. Hey, Google just regular black dick. That nigga had her searching for some shit. Niggas was coming to be ready to do damage. Seen Puff in there giving him. Google some low shit, man.

Oh, man. What else y'all got? Y'all got anything else on this? On this? No. Prayers and thoughts, right? Yes. Prayers and thoughts.

Thoughts and prayers. I'm glad Norrie's enjoying his Maldives vacation. Maldives vacation. Fuck my Friday up. It's all good. There'll be more. No, but yeah. Real prayers to her If

You know what I'm saying All jokes aside We don't wanna Be making jokes up here But We definitely have Female friends Family

All of that shit And that shit is horrific If If again A percentage of it is true It's still horrific So You know

Hopefully She has the best healing process Imaginable To get through it For sure. Are we done with that? Yeah, yeah. Can we be done with it?

I'm just laughing. The best healing process imaginable. That's what niggas try to say on Compassionate. That is. Nigga like, that's real. I don't have your politically correct words. Wrap them in warmth. This nigga be like, we going to politically correct words rap them in warmth this nigga be like we gonna

yeah rap them in warmth you eight years in look you 18 years in we rapping them in love and warmth and Ugg slippers fuck outta I don't know how to say it

like that bro pardon me I ain't rap for 20 years this nigga here yo did y'all hear Pardee's record I heard a clip of it i didn't hear it i heard

i heard he got busy i heard he got busy that's the first thing i copped that i copped that bad boy oh man let me see if i can't play with these writers these things you can't play with these right i was thinking. I was thinking about people was mad. I'm like, well, you know, when you diss a rapper or a musician on a music track, you kind of open in the door for them to shoot back on the music track. Just going to punch Floyd, huh? Okay. Alrighty. Like, I seen a lot of people upset that he said what he said in the record, but the nigga

was quiet. He ain't said a word. He was minding his business. He was minding his business, moved on to the next joint. And she shot at him. And she shot. And now I got a Uzi.

And he's a writer. Oh, okay. That's what we doing. I can do that. I do that. Very well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can do that quick.

For everybody. My thing is, why is anybody mad at him? Oh, you don't understand this nigga. I know. Yeah. You can do that quick. For everybody. My thing is, why is anybody mad at him? Oh, you don't understand this, nigga. I know. Yeah. Nigga, you know why they mad. That shit is... He went off on that shit.

I love that shit. I said, yeah, party is my man. Yeah, nigga. Defend yourself. You got it. Make the human. Make the person. Make the person. He said, I'm not talking to the stallion. I'm talking to the human. Meg the person. Meg the person.

I'm not talking to the stallion. I'm talking to the person. They want to speak to her soul. That's how you do it. After watching people drag your name and talk about you in unfavorable ways in order to get attention clicks. Before I finish this, I just want to say that me and Ish was right. By the way, I wish Mel was here

so we could let her know that we was right. We said that that man probably found out about a lot of those things incidents in real time. That's a fact. So you got me fighting the same niggas that you was fucking and then when I ask you if you fuck these niggas

not only are you lying to me but you swore on your moms. And that's why I'm telling you black people when they put shit on something it's a lie. I don't believe that shit. people when they put shit on Something it's a lie I don't believe that shit Nah chill put that on dead homies Dead I know dead homies

The neighborhood the set My mom my kids Niggas will put a lie on their kid in the heartbeat I put that on my kid Yo my dead grandma You know I love my you know me and granny rock No I don't. Nigga, you was stealing out of granny purse.

Sit your dusty ass down. Oh my God. What? But we was right. And Ish said, if party felt like going to get some, you know how Ish talks,

some noogie, whatever the old phrase he said. If he feel like going to get some knick-knack paddy whack, then he's well within his rights for finding out and then Mel try to tear you up. But whatever. I never thought you would do something like that to get some knick-knack paddywhack. Then he's well within his rights for finding out,

and then Mel tried to tear you up, but whatever. I never thought you would do something like that to me. Never. Oh, you don't listen to this podcast? I'd like to apologize for no longer keeping up with your lives or supporting your habits to tell half-truths. You could have stopped that track right there. He ain't even need to rap.

Nah, that nigga sound like. I hope this message reaches you well. Oh yeah, don't do that. I hope you get the help you need. Look. Yo. He talk shit about killing shit about. Yo, you know a nigga really about to go in when they still keep it mature.

I hope this finds you well. No, this was the. I hope you get the help you need. Sincerely. This was the. I'm not mad. Classiest. I'm not mad.

This was the classiest and most'm not mad. I'm not mad. This was the classiest and most respectful sheather. Sheather. That you could possibly deliver to someone. No aggression. No, no, no. But wait, why they mad at him, part of the reason why they mad at him, though, is what they say, is Meg never said his name. Oh, come on.

I know. But they're saying, hey Hey she didn't say your name And it was one line Like why are you Centering yourself I don't care if it's one line Y'all justifying Her fucking with mad niggas

At one time No they justifying Shooting at that nigga And now when he returns fire Now you running You cannot dictate How somebody responds To your disrespect

Once you open the door He might have got caught Getting his dicks up You cannot dictate how somebody responds to your disrespect. Once you open the door, he can do whatever. He might have got caught getting his dicks up. So whether you said my name or not, I know our history. You caught me getting my dicks up. You talking to me, I'm talking back to you. And I'm putting the name on the bullet. You talk shit about Kellen, shit about Jalen, Darren. You talk shit about anybody set for the Percy.

You come right on on snitching Orgo you talk shit about Jayla and Dana and Kayla and Merrick Think that makes this song harder it does it does when you thought they drop people nobody knows They know each other no, I'm here. That's there Nah, but she know. But they know each other. She the target, though. In the mirror that's staring. You talk shit like you Keisha, then cry like a Karen.

Fuck awards that you won. Money you got. Clothes that you wearing. A whole lot happened in this last two years. But this is the part that you sharing. I just wish you tell the whole truth. When you was going through shit, how I hold you. It's going to be okay, that's what I told you.

I was the realest nigga you was close to. And that's real. The people that know you don't love you. The people that love you don't know you. I love you all was the realest nigga you was close to that's real the people that know you don't love you the people that love you don't know you I love you I love you he spoken oh man early no nigga when you was going through that shit I was the nigga that was holding you the people that know you don't love you right again people that love you don't know you and when I said that I was a bad guy different after you penetrate a bitch yeah a little different a little different

yo let's just tackle his POV for a minute he really was fighting with the baby I hate being that guy I hate being the baby in that instance where yo dawg I know that she's lying to you I know that we popped and I know whatever she doing

that we going through is just after effects of us popping and I know that you just sticking up for your girl not knowing a thing nah cause you wanna tell the nigga no no no no but you can't nobody knew none of that shit And I know that you just sticking up for your girl, not knowing a thing. Nah.

Because you want to tell the nigga. No, no, no, no. But you can't. Nobody knew none of that shit. So the baby just jumped out the window and said something. He could have shut the fuck up. And we don't even get here. That's a good point, Ice.

He went on his whatever album he put out in the intro while all that was going on and let it be known that he fucked her. And everybody was like, yo, dog. But you know why I think he did that before his album came out and before that happened they were having back and forths via interview and none of the audience knew why that was going on they were saying slick shit then they was trying to piece it together but he was doing it was interviews before he came out and said that i remember that i bet you don't i just don't he was on live they was having live wars okay i remember the record and the live wars looked like two people that had fucked like whatever whatever song y'all did or whatever

collab that was that was ages ago that ain't that ain't still so relevant now. Like, you could tell when two people fucked. And, you know, I don't know all this shit, but I remember when I first came on the pod, I started getting an education quickly. Now you see somebody fighting for their life. And Shorty saying, I ain't never fucked with him. And now you're like, oh, she said the same thing about me. You know what I'm saying?

Like, you kind of might want to come to this nigga's rescue if you could. You know what I mean? Like, yo, he doing that to him, too? Oh, nah. Let me let the cat out the bag. I wouldn't have let the cat out the bag. I wouldn't either. As a guy, I know that you have to tell your partner when you fuck that girl that might be acting a little psycho and sending you messages and DMs.

And she's acting a little, she's doing too much. Hey, baby, I fucked this chick back in the day. This is how it ended. Just watch out. That's why she wild. She keep a switchblade in her purse. Like, yo, yo, yo. Yeah, she a little off.

You just got to, you know, watch out for that one. A little 25 in the pocketbook. Is that conversation tough to have for women, right? Like, if he came and asked her that. If I'm asking you, I'm asking you i'm asking you for like y'all beefing for what tell me what started this beef yeah why does nigga keep shooting at you what's the other man gonna assume that she fucked him no no that's not true we might if i ask my girl if you fuck this nigga and she say no i believe my girl i mean before to ask if i see y'all acting

funny and shooting at each other i'm gonna going to assume something happened. If you're not related, nigga. Yeah, yeah, nah. Y'all weren't niggas, Joe. If you're not related, if there was no smoke, if you're not childhood friends, nigga, if you ain't steal from each other, why the fuck is this nigga attacking you? That's not responding to what I'm saying. Yes, we meant. No, the thought going to run through your brain. Yeah, but you shouldn't act on the thought.

True. I'm taking that thought to my girl. Yes. True. Yes. on the thought. True. I'm taking that thought to my girl.

Yes. True. Yes. And whatever she tells me because I'm dead ass in this moment, I'm going to believe her. I got to roll with it.

Right. If I find out later that that was Kat and you lied to me when I asked you, I asked you this so I could know how to handle something.

True. Mm-hmm. And now you saying that you never fucked this nigga but he being disrespectful, now I got to deal with the man in a man to man type of manner. They was about to go to blows. And you feel stupid now when you figure out she went to blows.

Right. They was at a rolling loud. Talking about you'll come backstage, meet me outside. Where you at? Drop low. Like, I hate when niggas be about to fight over some shit like this. And these new age niggas, when you drop low, niggas be shooting people. So you could have potentially put my life at risk over your bullshit.

Come on, my nigga. Be for real, you ain't even realistic Got light pulled and you started posting gym pics The things that you're doing is sadistic Spend four hours doing glam, not a blemish But your foundation is off, you need to fix it Clean up your spirit and not just your image I thought that's what you was doing with your downtime When a snake shed its skin, it only changed on the outside You got emotional hurdles Man, the work that you need is internal When love goes bad, can't believe it it archive pics and you can't delete it damn see me with Jada Kingdom and then you went Jada Pinky saw you pop out

wish you the best you see me pop out start gripping your chest damn the jewels on the island healing I guess the new album need a villain Brand new way for you to be a victim Yeesh I'm not mad at her for that I do need a villain I'm dropping soon Don't make me the motherfucking villain When I was holding you while you was crying And I can rap

Don't make me the villain When I can respond Go find a new one nigga Yeah go get you somebody else That's gonna sit there and be quiet I could respond go find a new one nigga yeah go get you somebody else that just gonna sit there and be quiet yeah I can respond to this fry ass up now you gotta be tricky when you're dealing with entertainers mega like this nigga now what no I think you're going right some and you did all of this on my daughter's birthday. Ooh, girl, you consistent.

Oh, man. I got to love you from a distance. That hurt. Same nigga that you did on the tags for the beats. You let that nigga tag on a beat. Oh, man. He is spilling the tea. Yeah, he is.

Oh, he is spilling the tea. If I got a pussy, I'm fucking for beats, too. Shit's expensive. Yeah. What are you talking about? Some of these producing niggas are talented. And expensive. Some of them put a little hook on it, too.

Go on, sniff this pussy. Yo. Come on. Go on, put this good. Yo, does this show that if you make more, like, I'm a standing nigga. If you make more money, you can do what you want. Bitch, women do it, too.

What you mean? She making more. Shout out to Party Is My Man, but she was the breadwinner. I don't know about that. He get a lot of money because of what he wrote, I know, but she's mad,

she got the money, and she just expect my man to just sit there and shut the fuck up and do the dishes and sing in the house. I'm not sure that their money is at all different,

by the way. Really, why? Because she was just in a contract dispute saying she didn't make a fucking dollar off any album she ever put out. That's true. And he's? Because she was just in a contract dispute saying she didn't make a fucking dollar off any album she ever put out. That's true.

And he's writing hits for everybody that has a fucking record. What about from the shows? Yeah, she's probably making some money. Okay. I'm not saying she's broke.

I'm just saying I don't know that her levels are that far off of his levels. Maybe. Maybe. But still, the optics of it.

Every Cardi record, bro. He's got paper. That's a fact. No, I know that. She's ai record, bro. He's got paper. That's a fact. No, I know that. You hit his voice. He's got paper. Every Cardi record, bro. It's just diamond.

You'll never know when some of the major recording artists don't have it like you think. You won't know. Because it's their job to look like they have it at all times. They have to. We don't know their business dealings or how many people they signed to or the splits. We don't know shit about shit. We just assume Meg to be because of her star power.

Yes. Optically, yeah. Optically, sure. And Pardee is behind the scenes on some writing shit. Now, Pardee that nigga when it comes to that shit. Pardee's him.

But listen, I don't even want to get to that. He was really there for her. Yeah. Like, in the darkest of times. You know the funny shit, though? You know what the goals mean?

It's how fast they turnt on him. You know what the goals mean? That's the funny shit. All day. The theme of this pod, man, it don't pay to be there for bitches.

Bro, they was, he was a superhero to these chicks while she was going through it. Go ahead, keep being there. This thing is so stupid,

yo. What's wrong with your brain Yo Oh man It don't pay to be there Nah we I don't wanna keep I don't wanna do a you What's a me

We said that Fam He was sticking by Shorty During that Shit That nigga said Yo when you was crying I was the only motherfucker That would hold you Fam, he was sticking by Shorty during the shit. That nigga said, yo, when you was crying, I was the only motherfucker that would hold you.

Fam. After that Roc Nation little shit they went to? I'm holding you when you mad tall in the fucking bed. Now you want to turn around and do this shit. When it's a tall chick, you got to do your arms. You got to do your arms like you carry an 85-inch. Boy, that's a bottle. Yeah. And level it.

You got to leverage it. That's an idiot. Holding shorty that's tall ain't no easy task. That's facts. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's an idiot. Damn, boy.

Let me give them that when we meet. Even that, I kept discreet. I asked you to your face, did you fuck them niggas? And you swore on your mother. I knew from then I couldn't trust her. More lies from the lips of a lover. Same lips that I got tatted on my shoulder. Even more.

What a dog. Why would you do that, party? Y'all was head ass for a little bit. It's just a little lips. It could be anybody's lips. My girl still harassing me now. Four years later, what happened to that tattoo?

He said, I didn't get it. What you mean what happened? And now after hearing this. That's a commitment. That's a commitment. How could she even expect it? You first. I don't want all that.

Well, let me not say all niggas. I'm at the age, I'll just be trying to pacify shit. Hey, man, let's get tattooed. Let's get matching tattoos. All right. You want her to get your lips under? No.

Some dude lips on a chick is crazy. My girl want to hold me accountable for shit that I'm just lying about. Like, all right, my tattoo artist is ready. All right. Party went through with that shit. Yeah, Meg might have some money. Why you put her lips on you, nigga? How you dapping up the nigga that's

popping? You don't know. Yo, that's so crazy, yo. How she got you dapping up the nigga that How she got you right into the beat? That's crazy. Hey, I'll bring somebody. Yo, I'm going to bring somebody. Yo, I'm going to bring my man here with some beats.

Yo, just pick out something that you like and just go crazy on that shit. Right to it. He a good dude. Meg is crazy. That was love, Hawks? Huh? That was just love. What you mean?

Meg is wild. I'm so glad he spilled his tea. That Cobra shit's still hard, though. It is. I play them back to back now. And whatever she drop in response is probably going to be hard, too. I play that shit back to back like a maxi single now. And I kept my composure.

I was supposed to. It's the girl that I'm trying to propose to. I asked Greg, you and I had picked out a ring. Oh, my God. See, come on. That's head ass. That's head ass. Too soon. Head over heels. You got the tattoo and the ring. One is supposed to buy you a few years to the other. Either the ring to the tat or the tat to the ring. You got the ring and the tat. Come on, partisan. She had him. She did that shit tall bitches be doing with the wraparound with the leg trap. Now she got you like a tarantula.

Reverse be different with the tall. That tall one, they got that reverse. Five, seven and up. Oh yeah, sit on my shit like a grasshopper. They start grabbing your ankles. The nasty ones start licking your feet. Y'all still let girls

do reverse cowgirl on y'all? Take their water. What? You do? Yeah, nigga. I'm lazy. God. Look, bro.

What? Yo, niggas is niggas, yo. Don't reverse cowgirl on me at my age. Why not? Because you a sucker. You want to look them in the face, right? Kiss them all in the mouth.

Sucker for love-ass niggas. That make me a sucker? Yeah. Yes. I always want to look in their face. Look in their eyes. Look me in my eyes, baby. Tell me what you see.

I can do both. But I'm not turning down to overburden. Sex is an energy exchange. All right. So if she's doing reverse cowgirl, can I land my plane? No. Can I land my plane? If she's doing reverse cowgirl on you and start feeling the energy that you're giving,

now she might start acting all crazy up there. Now I got to try to stay lockstep with this bullshit because you bending my dick all types of ways acting crazy Come on, man. That's why I ain't really not at all. Like Mark said the tall ones get that Yeah, don't bend my dick during reverse. That shit is annoying Chick went to the What's it admitted us She went, she tried to find you. Come on. Come on. What?

She admitted us. Ah! That wasn't my chick, nigga. She tried to lie. What the fuck is wrong with you? Anybody can go admit theyself in the hospital. She was in the hospital already. I inspected that little, what's that nigga name? Hassan Campbell?

Oh, I inspected that hospital video for 20 hours. Then he pulled a bullet out, a plastic bag. As I get older, everybody look like Beetlejuice. That nigga look like Beetlejuice a little bit. Like, light's getting Beetlejuice. He went to the project. You seen it? I saw it.

Yeah, he was yelling at that. You in tune with all of the project's news. Oh, no. He was upset. Mad at Cassie for winning, but he didn't win. He said nothing happened to African Bambada. And then people was throwing bottles at him. Yeah, I look at him like Bronx Rasby or like wherever he's from.

No, don't play. That's my man. That's fucked up. Don't say that. Why that's fucked up? Why you call him Razzby don't call him Razzby bro he went through a lot

you know what I'm saying and I think when you go through shit like that there's like the facts exactly he look normal to you

nah Sean Campbell's normal yeah I mean he don't look like it's just something that he's going through it's inner demons

that he's fighting himself because nothing happened you gotta bring up inner demons don't forget about it once you is inner demons that he's fighting himself because nothing happened. You gotta bring up inner demons. I forget about it. Once you say inner demons, it makes it like too serious. It's cool. I'm just saying he looks normal to me because I had normal conversations with him, but I understand what you're saying. Not the Raz B part.

No, I think he look like his brain got rattled in there. What do you mean? Come on. You know how you look at Raz B and be like, he's not all the way healed. I don't know if dude is healed, is all I'm saying. I don't think, I think that song is going through a lot. Your friend group is wild.

He going through a lot of shit though, man. To go back to Bronx River. Don't hang out with him. Don't hang out with him. Hassan is a nice guy. All right, but on the phone. Going back to Bronx River and going through that, 7 in the morning.

I don't know. I mean, hopefully he figure it out, man. I love them throwing bottles out the window. That was, this week been lit. This week has been a little lit. The fourth quarter, 2023. So 2020, hey, hold my beer. We going out of here with some fashion.

That nigga went to the projects in the Bronx, started screaming, they started throwing bottles at her. Was that first one? With good aim. Good aim. I thought that was Roger Clemens throwing some of them shits. That first one was mad close, though. Whoever threw that shit.

Yeah, he just, that guy, he just needed a few more bottles with him. He had to go back to the fridge or something. You could tell it was too much of a time lapse. He needed to have them ready. Bow, bow, bow. He'd have got them. But had to go back to the fridge or something. You could tell it was too much of a time lapse. He needed to have him ready. Bow, bow, bow. But back to party. Come on, what do we think? What's our takeaway from this?

I'm happy to hear that he expressed himself. Oh wait, he ain't done. He ain't done. king I found out with the rest of the world God treated you like a queen whole time I'm a clown in your circus I tried to pull you up out the mud here you are trying to drown me on purpose you know the devil is a serpent put some streams and views girl I hope it was worth it same for Megan Thee Stallion this is for Megan Thee Person oh man you humanized her right there humanized her right there. Humanized her right there with that one. Speak right to your soul.

Just a meg in the person. That hurt. Woo. Mm-mm-mm-mm. I ain't dating nobody that can write this track about me. I'm telling you, you got to be careful. They about to go back and forth like kissing beans, man. We going to find out all the shit.

All the shit. Can't wait. You think she going' fire back? Yes What? I just asked I don't think so She gonna make the whole album about him I don't think so

She might say some subliminal shit But she won't be specific Shit I disagree She did it on the leads It might be subliminal She might not say my name You might be right

But or like some shit that might Maybe only he knows. Yo, when you dealing with a nigga that got the information, you gotta shut the fuck up. You have to. You gotta shut up. You just be so much in the trance when you in the situation that you don't think, you're not preparing for what happens if you break up. No one prepares for that.

No, or the callback. Like, yo, I'm gonna shoot at this nigga, but. No, but I'm, listen, you don't prepare for that, my nigga. You know where the body's at. If a lot of niggas. I know your enemy. If a lot of niggas prepare for the fallout, we'll be in a better world. Yeah, but even once the fallout happened, before you take your shot, you should think about what comes with that shot.

You have to know your opponent. Like, if I'm going to shoot at you, where are they willing? Where could they possibly take it? What could they possibly say? Like, you got to think of these things before you fire the shot. You know why niggas don't play with certain niggas? Because certain niggas will go all the way. Anybody don't want to go all the way.

So niggas are minding their motherfucking P's and Q's when they come to certain niggas. There you go. So I don't think Shorty thought that he would have responded like this. We don't prepare for the break. We don't prepare for it. That's what I'm saying. Niggas be in there freaky, nigga. Ayo, bring that.

Bring that toy. Hey, let's turn up, nigga. Oh, I get what you're saying. Yeah. Doing some other shit. Doing some crazy ill shit. If they go left, somebody's saying something. I'm going to hold it down, nigga.

You tell a secret. Hey, yo, I smashed my cousin or whatever. I'm just saying. Why is that always? Why is it always? It doesn't have to be it down, nigga. You tell a secret, and y'all smash my cousin, or whatever. I'm just saying. Why is that always? Why does it always? It doesn't have to be the go-to. Y'all just said slim thug. Oh, don't say it again.

Oh, God. Yeah, all right. That's why I brought it back up. Cousin in a suit? Nah, I ain't saying that no more. That sounded crazy. You got my cousin. Yeah, you got to stop.

You got to stop. Like, yeah. Hold on. Your people did a lot of, not your people, like your family, but your people did a lot of them. Anytime you tell him to stop, he takes it further. That's true.

I got to learn that. Yeah, you got to tell me to go. Yeah, keep going. All right, I'm going to chill. But at the same time, you know what I'm saying, we just don't prepare for it, Joe. We ain't prepared for a lot of shit.

I ain't prepared for a lot of shit. You be thinking this shit going to last. Nigga, shit be fire. Oh, forever. Then shit start getting a little shaky.

You're not preparing. He better call the nearest tattoo removal artist. Go up there and get the little layers and get the lips off you. Or you can just

say it's somebody else's lips. Yeah, put the lips on somebody else. Yeah, word. Put a little Mona Lisa around that shit. Yeah, motherfucking A dragon tomorrow.

Ayo, to anybody out there, if you're getting a tattoo, get a tattoo that you could blame it on. You could say it's anybody's. Get like a fucking cross. Get a tattoo that you could say it's anybody's. Don't get any specific tattoo because you have to cover it up. You can't move it.

Yeah. And they ain't even they ain't even the chick real lips. You're getting the lip injection. Oh, shit. That shit look a little different, too. Did she go take the injections out? Yeah. Now you're like, shit. That shit look a little different, too. Yeah. Did she go take the injections out? Yeah, now you're like, mm, mama, that shit this tall.

You ain't even... Yo, that's crazy, though. Oh, man. Botox lips. Dark wing duck in the face. Looking like Daffy Duck. All of them. They look crazy in the air.

They don't never... When did that wave come? They don't never do something new to the design, switch it up, do something. They look crazy in the air. They don't never, they don't never, they don't never do something new to the design, switch it up, do something, they all go get the same number seven.

Same shit? Number seven. They look right to the lip board. Yeah, let me get seven. When did that become a style? But then the left lip be a 6.2.

Yeah, they never get both sides of the lip done right. It's like going to see two different barbers. Yeah, yo. One nigga lines you up on the left, the other nigga lines you up on the right.

Yeah, man. The lips don't be. Yeah. And even if they do like both sides right, right? Like they got to do one different. You got the herpes on the right side of your lips. Like, you know, that lip is a little puffier than it's supposed to be. Scar tissue?

Got to take that into account. You know, you may be getting the six. You got to go around the herpes. You ever look at chicks' lips? Yeah. A lot. You get hard? Nah, I'm not off

no lips. But the feet. I mean... You're such a conundrum, man. lips but the feet I like the party song first song I bought he's putting in a while he has other songs I bought he got a whole album first song I bought in a while I'm reading I love the tea I love it and I hate it. I think we should stop getting tea. We know too much. We do. We know too much.

I don't think he would have did that had she not taken a shot. He said that in the record. We was amicably, it was quiet. You did that. Alright. If I get Jada Kingdom, I don't want to hear nothing about none of that other shit. I might not even focus my energy on my last chick. ain't gonna hold you. If I get Jada King to my own, I don't want to hear nothing about none of that other shit.

I might not even focus my energy on my last chick. Nah, I'm gonna write a record. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna. I'm gonna shoot back. You're making me look muddy. Yeah, I'm gonna write a record. You? I can rap. I'm gonna write a record. You're gonna write a book. What are you talking about?

Shouldn't have cheated. That'd be OLS 77. At least I was the producer. That'd be shaking his hand. And I'm going to go get that nigga to make me a beat. Yo,

I know you was on some bullshit. Make me this beat before I beat your ass. Yo, you was there shaking my hand. Yo, yeah, I'm in the studio

at three in the morning with, yo, you know y'all niggas be recording in the studio at three in the morning with, you know, y'all niggas be recording late. I can't be mad at that, though. That's crazy, son. I can't be mad at that, man. Niggas done cheated foul, too.

Let me think. Just double standard. You ain't got to think long. No, no, no. I don't... We don't care how we cheated foul, nigga. We don't want you to do it. That's it.

I don't give a fuck how I cheat and file. Cheating with grace comes as you age, but I'm not about to turn this into a cheating pod. She fucked a work wife. That's crazy. If you're going to fuck the producer to get the slaps to make him unlock the special folder, then that's the folder he won't unlock for me.

So you fucked him in the studio? Huh? Right on that keyboard. then that's the folder he won't unlock for me. So you fucked him in the studio? Right on that keyboard. The studio got the big couch in there. What? Nah, if you fuck in the studio you got to throw on the board. I never even did that. And I'm on the board.

And the board. What? Let's go on the board. Let's see how much space we got in this booth. Sit right there on that knobs. Get all these knobs.

I'm going to give you this knob. Niggas probably trying to make the beat while hitting it. Hold on. Let me try something new. Let me turn you down. That's a good idea. You fucking with the snare? Put some T-Pain on her bones.

Put a little auto-tune on there. You a freak, nigga. You nasty. Put that reverb.-tune on there. And you a freak, nigga. You nasty. Put that reverb. Stop. Stop owing, man. You crazy as hell. I'm definitely the reason

Glow Music career never took off. We wasn't doing no music in that studio. At all. At that age, shit on the board with it. Monster. You shitting me?

Oh, my God. How you gonna do a song? Gave a whole different definition to quad, huh? Oh, man. Oh, nigga. D&D Studios. Nigga's right. Nigga's right. All right, partner. Digger. D&D Studios. Niggas are great. All right, partner.

All right. I was trying to think of some studios. Baseline wasn't funny. Hit factor? Yeah. Y'all never fucked in the studio, right? No. Because why y'all in the studio?

Yeah. And y'all not in the Mal High Club. No. And y'all in the studio? Yeah. And y'all not in the Mile High Club. No. And y'all wouldn't, well, I mean, are we done with party? Yeah, we're done with party. I want to talk to party. That would be a good convo. I want to talk to them.

Make it happen. I got questions. It'll be a nice little interview. Then they're going to call me messy boots. They will. They will. They already do. And I am.

I am. I don't care. Flip care about what they say. I don't care what they say. You care too, nigga. Shut up. Flip fucking the fuck. I don't give a fuck about the real shit.

Not messy boots. Yo, messy. All right. Word. Dead ass on, boo. Yo, messy. All right. Word. Dead ass on that one. Standing tall. Stand on business. Yeah.

What's up? Who's ready for Pods Given? Pods Given. I'm hype. What's up? I'm with it. I've never done this before. Should be fun.

I've never done this. What's up? I'm looking forward to it. We got to do TikTok. Tuesday. Like the girls do. Oh, we gotta do a dance. Tuesday the 28th. Pods giving.

After our work day, pods giving. I'm back and forth with this fucking chef who's putting Cajun in front of everything. These fucking new age chefs. Blackened Cajun mac and cheese. Where the chef from? Cajun turkey. Where the chef from? Cajun Cajun mac and cheese Where the chef from y'all? Cajun turkey

Where the chef from? Cajun I didn't book the flight yet But I'm sure it's somewhere down there You went too far down But I want to taste Some of that shit Pause

I'll come up Yeah pause What's your girl? Gumbo Greens Buttermilk Biscuits Come on

Let me read this shit Hold up Let me read this shit Go get you a Carolina chef Inviting some friends over Anybody greens, buttermilk, biscuits. Come on, let me read this shit. You went too far south. Go get you a Carolina chef. Inviting some friends over. Anybody who's been a friend of the show this year, not the Patreon friend of the show. Anybody who's been on

the show, a guest of the show Tuesday. Pull up. Come through, get some food. I'm going to conduct the show. I'm going to cut YouTube live on. Okay. And sit here and do a show

while y'all get the, I mean, set up some cameras for the chef, steal a bag out of Flip's trick book. Go have a good time.

My girl invited herself. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what? Same. Same. Same. Shut up. For real? Yeah. they don't want to come in and

pot about the real shit man fuck these topics yeah i didn't even have no say so in that one to what that's that tuesday right i'll be there mel did that mel did that mel did that no she did do it we've seen it at a episode. I throw an alley-oop about one thing. Here she go. Well, I thought that was cool because you said you were having a Friday's gaming. We was pressing up about the mac and cheese. I thought it was fine because you had the one that said we were doing a Friday's gaming. My girl right there.

My girl right on the side. Girls don't even know how to talk when it's girl. My girls, they win. Oh, bet. I'm there. I'm in that piece. I try to clean? Oh, bet. I'm there. I'm in that piece. I tried to clean it up, babe. I didn't think you would want to come.

Come in. You just leaving? That's right there, right around the corner. No, I'll be there. Don't worry about it. Just picking out outfits. If I were to say, no, I'll stay till then, nigga. Who wore that, right?

But yeah, that happened too. When is it yeah I'll be there I was like your wife can't invite herself your wife true yeah that's true

that's true we gotta turn it up though and I'm Ubering y'all bring your girls wife girl you know they're not yeah you got to ask

it's just a man I'm gonna be like him one day my girl got too much control too much power in the relationship. I got to get some of the leverage back. Too late. Catch up the bag, buddy. Some female friends up in this piece. Hey, we might be lit a little bit.

We might be lit a little bit. I'm excited. I never did nothing like this. I never did nothing like this. That's did nothing. I never did nothing like this. That's going to be a nice little deal. You think it'll be catty? You think so? It ain't going to be catty.

Why you say that? I don't think it'll be catty. I don't think it'll be catty at all. Invite as many as you want. The holiday schedule this year favors me in my co-parenting situation. You know how Spanish people, they like to do things on Eve. Christmas Eve. Yeah, yeah.

White's too. Thanksgiving Eve. White's too? Yeah. Well, not Thanksgiving Eve. Christmas Eve is more than Christmas. Spanish people do little Thanksgiving Eve. Christmas morning is the shit.

Yeah, Spanish do the Eve. Yeah, Spanish definitely do the Eve. Thanksgiving Eve. I didn't know that one. I've never heard of that one. I never knew Thanksgiving Eve. Yeah, Thanksgiving Eve. The schedule favors me.

That's kind of lit though. Now that I think about it. Hold on, I want to hear the rest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The schedule favors me. That's kind of lit, though. Now that I think about it. Hold on, I want to hear the rest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The schedule favors me. So? What you mean, so? It's not so.

Okay. What you mean, so? Keep going. So I got a text that said, hey, big dog. Uh-oh. Hey, big dog. You dead on the day because I need to make a run. You heard me say so, right?

Now I'm with you. I don't do so. I don't do so in that instance because there'll come a time where the schedule doesn't favor me. And I'm going to call and say, yo, big dog, I need to ah, ah, ah. One hand wash the other, I feel like. Mm-hmm. Oh. I just said that.

I'm saying you misinterpreted myself. So it don't matter if it fell on your day. Oh, when the call comes. Yeah, yeah. I just said that. I'm saying you misinterpreted myself. It don't matter if it fell on your day. Oh, when the call comes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So is your day in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When the call comes, the call just comes.

It depends on the call for me. I'm only speaking for myself. It depends on the call. That's what you're doing. Speaking for yourself. Yeah. But it falls on, because it's holidays that ain't fell on my day, and that's the way the cards was dealt. I am mad at it. Speaking for yourself. Yeah. But it falls on, because it's holidays that ain't fell on my day.

And I just had, that's the way the cards was dealt. I am happy to listen. I keep trying to get answers now. I'm like, hey, when's that Christmas break? Trying to take a little run. She's like, oh, we'll talk about it closer to the, I'm like, it's Christmas time. Decorations suck. And me asking you is, we now talking.

We talking. Can we talk now? Yeah, let's get to it. Some words coming out. All the conversations I've been scared of, I'm trying to have them now. Yo, alternate summers, give me my kid, let's go. So now, the door slant. Why that's tough?

I'm just saying, they don't be wanting to do the whole summer shit. That's because they throw in all this motherhood shit. But fatherhood got to play a part at some point. They be scared for the kid to come spend the summer with us. Back in the day, they used to only do that when we was bad. Alright, go spend the summer with your dad. We're gonna learn you. I need a break.

But now, you know, they try to throw that motherhood shit in, so. It's cool, though. Every time I go drop my baby off, the door closes faster and faster. Not the other day. Stuck my arm in that bitch. Bow! Can I pee? You lying. I gotta pee.

You lying. Stop slamming the door in my face on the holidays. Nigga, it's a tree right there. You a man. You can't pee on your baby mom's lawn. Hold it, nigga. You can't pee on the side of your baby mom's house Go up the street man

I don't know Nigga it's cold What? Yo shut up You should not be pissing at 43 years old On the side of nobody's house Nowhere on a tree somewhere Now Carter and Drove by

Fucking did the big zoom in camera Oh shit look at your button, dick sleep as hell. Dick sleep as hell by the tree. That nigga need to drink more water, god damn. And in the cold, my shit get like ashy. Shit, some crumbs, Mike. When it's cold. My bitch found a couple crumbs in my shit the other day.

Like, no, she had to put some Neosporin on my shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? When it get cold, nigga. I had to put some Neosporin on. What the fuck is wrong with you? When it get cold, nigga. I had to put some Neosporin on the helmet. You got to go to the doctor, dog. That's how little herpes derp is. That's how little herpes derp is. That's how little herpes is, nigga.

When it get cold. Your shit was chased. Cold sore in your dick? Nah, when it get cold, cold, cold. Now, baby powder in there and then the shit freeze in the helmet.

Now you're taking out clunks of Johnson and Johnson. Yeah, what? Oh,

man. What? Yo, you can't do it. Huh? Johnson and Johnson is

cancerous. Smoking. That's true. If I get it from the Johnson and Johnson, I'm going to be at the doctor's shower like, oh shit, for real?

I did not expect it that way. Got these new ports for 17 years. Oh my gosh. You stupid. Oh Lord. Yeah, and she

let me in the pee. Shout out to her. Lucky. And she did some shit to her bathroom like there's a nigga around now. There's some

beautiful carpet in there. Now the shower curtain is all gray matching. Gray. I knew he was going to say gray. Gray is a nigga. That shit is all. That's a nigga presence.

It's all gray. It's all matching the carpet. I would have left your ass right outside. Yeah, you got to go. You'd have been outside, big dog. You got to grade the tissue hole there and there. I'm in there pissing. Oh, you made some changes.

But I'm Sean. That's hate, right? Yes. Is that hate? Yes, that's hate. I would have left your ass. You wouldn you made some changes. That's hate, right? Yes. Is that hate? Yes, that's hate. I would have left your ass. You wouldn't have gotten in the house, though. Never.

Me and mine is good, nigga. I'm not even asking you to go in the house. I'd be sitting there about to piss on myself. If I say I got to come pee. Yeah, I'm not. Listen, if I stick my arm in the door, I either got to pee or it's time to argue in front of our kid. In her crib? Yes.

Or it's time to chop your fucking thumb off. Nigga, we famous. Nigga crib? Yes. Yes. Or it's time to chop your fucking thumb off. Nigga, we famous. Nigga. Oh, good point. We famous. What are you talking about? When you famous,

that's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. I didn't think about that. That's a good one. She always went and talked about her child is right there. Oh.

You got to eat it. You got to eat it. How many times you said some shit? No, you don't forget it. Come on. Come on Come on She's heard a couple of things

Lucky you Cause I'd have left Your ass smooth outside Straight outside Yeah I might be mean Or something there You ain't coming To my shit to pee

Yeah you're not coming To my house to pee Then go in the basement You can't Nigga it is a gas station At the corner You're not telling That to your baby mom

Or a baby mom Who None of y'all Are saying Y'all not letting at the corner. You're not telling that to your baby mom or a baby mom. Who? None of y'all are saying y'all not letting if a baby mom I ain't gonna say yours we're gonna generalize this

if a baby mother is outside your door and gotta pee you're not letting in. It depends on the relationship with the baby mother. Y'all cool? Oh if y'all cool?

Yeah if you cool I'm cool. Yeah yeah yeah come on in you get a bite to eat some gumbo. But if we ain't cool nigga it is a BP two blocks down. You going to send your baby mom's pussy to the BP?

Oh, that's what it stand for? Well, you good. BMP. That was good. That was good. I got to give it to you. When you want, you want. This is my baby mom's pussy right there.

Go ahead and get the key with the long wood plastic. Bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back. Yeah. Flush it with your foot, nigga. Like, yeah. Hover. Yeah, nah.

If we not good, you ain't coming to my house. I think we're good. I go for anybody. No, stop. Your baby mom's not anybody. If we not good, let's say,

I have a baby mom, but let's say we were in a very, very bad space and she pull up, pick my daughter up, whatever, and she got to go to the bathroom. I don't know what to tell you. If we are not good, no way on earth. No way. That sounds unbelievable to me.

No. That sounds amazing. That's called protecting your peace. No, nigga. All right, come on. How many bathrooms you got? One? What are you talking about?

She can't use none of the bathrooms? How you protect the earpiece, nigga, by going to the bathroom? We not good. So my baby mother's never been in my house. Ever. Mine either, by the way. Wow.

I've never been in her house. I've never been in her house. And we not bad. They're shutting me up. My baby mother's never been in my house. of my houses ever oh yeah look multiple salute moves it so no that's you you gonna let it be on herself? Get that little earth sensation. Would you at least give her a bowl, nigga? Or a bag? Would you say give her a shovel to dig or go dig in the y'all?

Oh, those be the fun girls, too. Oh, my God, I gotta pee. Pass me that soda bottle. Yes. This party will stop for nothing. Why you left a cup of water outside Why you left a cup of water outside? Huh? You left a cup of water outside.

I'm talking about when you were in the car. No, I'm talking about when you were home. He went outside to put the cup of water in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop it. You was feeding the kitten? What are you talking about? Stop it. Stop it.

I'm asking you a question. I'm not doing this with you. Your niggas is crazy. I'm just asking the question. Come on, we can move on. We gotta move on. Yeah, yeah. I bet you wanna move on now.

I'm cool with mine. I know. I'm cool with mine. You wanna move on. Do something. Gotta be strong. Go ahead. I almost pissed around the toilet, too.

Just leave a little dribble somewhere? Let's see how many niggas is up in this space. Mark your territory, nigga. You had me come out of there, so you should be able to sit on my pee a little bit. space. Rock your territory, nigga. You had me come out of there, so you should be able to sit on my pee a little bit. Yeah. That ain't bodily fluids.

I'm nasty, right? What? So you are disgusting. That was different. All right, that's nasty. Come on, move right along. Move right along. Move right along.

What's up, my guy E is here. E, what's up? You coming here? Big E. You coming to Podsgiving? Of course. Lady! And yo,

I'll watch the, and read the comments. I know a lot of you motherfuckers don't like when I just pop up on the YouTube. Fuck y'all. I'm going to pop up whenever the fuck I feel like it. He's Batman. Just letting y'all know. And all green, huh? Smelling like money. Smelling like money, huh?

Yo, I was into it. Never even seen that Yankee. You into it? Chill out. That's a new Yankee. It is. Aaron Judge edition Yankee. You're looking good. Got the ears out. What would you say? Got the Chill out. That's a new Yankee. It is. Aaron Judge edition Yankee. You're looking good.

Y'all was sitting on the side. What would you say? Got the ears out? Nah, I listen to niggas too. I do listen to some of y'all. They lined you up, man. They did. We got to stop playing

with these fans. The fans, they done zoomed in on E on one of the Patreons. They was right though. They said E took his ears out but he left the cardboard. I saw that.

Oh, I did leave the cardboard in one of them. Yeah, they got you. Man, fuck you niggas for being so attentive, though. These fans ain't shit. They do not have our best interest at all. I keep trying to tell you. I keep telling niggas. I keep telling niggas.

I like it, though. I like it. You be seeing shit about yourself that you don't usually see. Ain't judgmental, my nigga. And you be following what, like, you acting like me. You be following what they saying. You took your ears out. Nah.

Here, Mitchell. I do. But some of this shit they say be right. Cause you be, you gotta think about it about yourself first.

You gotta look in the mirror like, yo, my ears is in my ass. I had to look in the mirror with my ears tucked in like, yo,

this shit do look trash. And your fitters don't be big. So you stuffing your ears in the little ass hat you ain't tuck your ears in your hat he do no i did purposely what's your fingers no let me tell you what used to happen when i was younger i used to have a every color bandana because my ears were big so i will use that to flatten my ears down. I love male trauma. And as I transitioned over, I just started doing that with my hats. I would tuck my ears

in until my... Male trauma was when I was younger. It's true though. That's literally the only reason why I did it. He'd tuck his ears and his fitted. Yeah. See, I just chalked it up for you being from where you're from. Bronx? Yeah. Fuck you, nigga.

What y'all say about the Bronx? But they did it with bigger hats. Yeah, they do it with just big-ass hats. Yeah. They don't do it with a little hat. Nigga don't put a... The shit just fall on Bronx niggas

is known for that. Are you coming to Pops to get me with a plus one? Yeah, that's what I was about to ask. Fuck no. You sure? That's like coming to a wedding

with a plus one. He wants to come in here and, you know what I mean? Y'all will not be seeing me with a plus one for white sometimes. Are you leaving with a plus one? No, I'm not. We are living.

No, you seen his post? Hey! That's true. That's true. He off that 90s kind of world. Yeah. Oh, we can do a little karaoke at the Pawsgiving. Yo, it's fun showing up to the spot by yourself when everybody in there with their girl and

his girl's there. You be that nigga. He about to be smooth. I'm going to have so much fucking fun just watching y'all niggas maneuver with y'all's there. You be that nigga. He about to be smooth. I'm going to have so much fucking fun just watching y'all niggas maneuver with y'all girls there. I'm going to ask my girl to fuck one of them girls.

Because y'all niggas move different. Niggas move different. Who's girl? You got to be honest with your partners. Whoever bring their girl, I'm going to just watch you.

And I'm going to watch Ice maneuver the whole night with his girl here. I'm going to watch me focus on my girl. I'm bringing mine. I don't care. I didn't have a choice. Me'm going to watch me focus on my girl. I'm bringing my wife around, you heathens. I'm bringing my, I don't care. And you niggas,

you're coming. I didn't have a choice. Me neither. She told me she was coming, so. Okay. I don't like that. Why?

Because I don't, I want to be who I want to be without you around. Well, that's what it means. That's what it means. That's what it means. It don't mean I want to do

nothing fucked up. It just means I want to be able to make the same jokes I make. I want to be able to. It be your I make. I want to be able to talk. It be your niggas acting funny when they see your girl. Now you talking. Because if this wife is in here, I'm looking like this nigga. I'm watching this nigga every move.

She can't even go to the bathroom with this nigga standing by the black curtain. His wife going to notice you doing that, and then she going to think something of it. Of course. What is this when women will ask, well, why can't you make the same jokes that you would normally make when I'm around? Because you got your responses. Because y'all not fun. That part.

Especially bringing, I can see Joe now. He just got this way he look and little stupid jokes he be saying. My girl is fun, depending on how bad the girls are that's around. She getting her funny back. My girl blasts when the bitches is ugly. Oh, shit.

So it depends on how they look. That's why I get me in trouble, nigga. I said too much. I already said too much. I'm joking around. Refer to the tag. Don't try to put it back on me. No, I said enough.

I'm not listening. I don't want to. Y'all don't know how to play. Eventually, you're going to have to bring your wife. Y'all niggas play dangerous games up don't know how to play. Flip. Eventually, you're going to have to bring your wife. Y'all niggas play dangerous games up here. Nah, you have to bring your wife. And on top of that, what happens is Joe would put a mental, in his mental rolodex, how I act around my wife.

And then he will come and say it on the par when I least expect it. Oh, yeah. Always. I'm not with none of that shit. Two days, two years. I'm going to get tight. I'm getting up. Remember last time we had to rewind this shit?

Rewind that again. My nigga, COE. What happened? Yeah, but. It's not COF. I didn't reach the COF yet. Rewind that again. My nigga's COE. What happened? Yeah, but. It's not COF. I didn't reach the COF yet. I didn't reach it. I'm trying to get it.

F is in the E. Still down in the alphabet. You know what else girlfriends do that I'm just learning? I'm checking that shit now, which takes some energy. They put all of the girls as an ex. They say all your friends are your exes?

All of them as an ex. I mean, if you talk a little bit, that's an ex. Yeah, they'll treat them like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You pop once, kept it moving, that's an ex. Yeah, you got to kind of- And kept it cordial, that's an ex. They all exes.

You tell your girl, you have to- So do you tell your girl, the women that you pop, that's in the room? I popped up before. Do you do that? I'm not typically in the room with girls that I pop. Oh, nah. I lie about that.

If I know they're going to be there, I'll tell her. I want to. You would. I said you lie? I lie about that. If they ask you? Yeah.

That's my cousin. Yo. That's my homegirl from high school. No. Because I don't want my wife or my girl judging my ex-bitch. You don't want to know that. You really don't want that.

Yo, that bitch is trash. Now you feel small. Look at her. Look. She can have't want that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That bitch is trash. Like, now you feel swollen. Look at her. Look. Because she could have a bad day. And if she fly, I still may not tell you. Now, if she's fine, it's going to be a problem, too. So you can't win.

I'm not saying that. I don't have to go through none of that shit. I'm telling you, when my girl got to my phone, I was in a deep sleep. What you had all time in the world. Nigga took melatonin. She wasn't russian she took her motherfucking time scrolling through back 2018 what happened yes wait do you think do you think the chick that you popped before even though y'all might be couldn't you think somewhere

deep down inside she's still waiting for the moment for you to pop again waiting for the moment i won't say that girl i got too much respect for them. I don't think they waiting for the moment. They be bad. They ain't waiting. But do I feel like I could pop again if I got it? Waiting for tonight. Oh, shit. I think most niggas feel like they could.

My girl know I feel like that. What? That's where the pressure come from. That's what it is. Because your girl know you feel like you can still pop whoever you want to pop. You feel that way, Ish? That I could pop whoever I want to pop? You asking him?

I got to. You asking him? Yes. He moved differently, Joe. You said that. Do your girl know you feel that you could pop any chick you want? Go. My girl know why.

She just know how I think. Like, she know how I think. We have conversations. You could have threw some silence in the pot after that. Man, don't try to shout out Winky Wright. Nah, I'm not. Don't try to shout out Winky Wright. No, I mean.

We heard you. We heard you. Joe was like, yo, they be bad. But it don't even be that. Like everybody not you, everybody not the nigga that you are. That's a fact. That's a fact. And now they outside in the world, and they realize everybody ain't the nigga you are.

Let me ask you a question. What if your ex pull up with a nigga flyer than you? That don't make you feel a way. Why would it? Some niggas do. Yo, dog. No, it don't. Some niggas do.

I don't really hear what you say. When you say flyer, yeah. Yo, yo front. Money. Far from. Money. Smell like money, look like money, pull up in theall frontin'. Money. Far from. Money. Y'all frontin'. Smell like money, look like money,

pull up in the bigger car. Oh, I'm hating. I'm hating. Oh, you're what? I'm hating for sure. Look at my money. I'm hating for sure. What you hat on?

I don't want you to level up. I want to level up. Yeah! But you only putting the level up on a car and some money. No. You know what I'm thinking? No, no. That's what he said.

Nobody think of Define Flyer. He said, yo, he smell like money. He walk like money. He might be funnier. He might be more personable. We talking about in person, Ish. Yeah, Ish, you better stop. You know what he talking about. That nigga know the different forks and knives

that sit at the table. He told the other nigga. Hey, hey. Hey. He's in the Bond and Creed cologne. I'm off that. Six, six, It don't matter. Six, seven hundred dollar bottles.

Thousand dollar bottles. The way he cuff his jean. Like his style. What if he iron better than you? Yeah. That's crazy. Wait, wait, wait. He got a crease.

He got a crease in his cuffs, nigga. He got more doors than you. Good luck. And you know a second language. And he got his degree. I fucked that degree. The language. See what I'm saying Certain shit

Certain shit You know all jokes aside I ain't gonna feel No type of way dog You my ex for a reason Shit fuck that Nobody thinks Yo my nigga

I could have you If I wanted you You my ex for a reason It's a reason we not together But you could have If you wanted her But now this ill James Bond nigga

From 2030 got her Now what nigga He outdoing you With everything in the room. I'm going to tell you the truth. Who broke up with who? Even your family like the nigga.

I don't care. Even your family like the nigga-ish. Even if I broke up with her. Nah, I don't give a fuck. That's when I ain't like at the end of the party record. I still speak to your mom.

Yeah, don't still speak to my mom after the breakup. Why are you still talking to my mom? You can't have access to any of my family If you did me wrong, my mom shouldn't be

still in contact with you. Yo, but women going to be like, that's my daughter. You can't tell me I can't talk to my mom. Then mom, I'm talking to my mom. You can't have access to any of my family. If you did me wrong, my mom shouldn't be still in contact with you. Yo, but women gonna be like, that's my daughter. You can't tell me I can't talk to my mom. Then mom, I'm cutting you off for a little bit too until you get back.

We're generalizing this, right? But they don't be cool that long, nigga. The exes don't be cool with their moms that long. If you... I'm with Imani. You can let your mom bake too.

Yeah, you gotta sit and bake. If that's the side you choosing, if I'm not fucking with her for good reason and you decide to want to play that, oh, that's still my baby shit. Well, guess what?

You're losing a baby. I'm not. Your problem is different, nigga. Yeah, this nigga. Nah, I'm for real. Good. I'm for real. Both them niggas is weirdos. You can bake with her.

Slow down. I'm talking tough. But I do think that you could. You can bake. You could let mom bake. Hey, all right. Y'all never let y'all parents bake? Mom?

No. Not over? Mom? No. Not over no chick? No. Not over her speaking? It's not so much over the chick. It's over the principle of, yo, I'm your son. What are you talking about? That's mom.

I don't agree with that. But how long you let mom bake for? I let my mom bake for maybe a couple of months. Dog, if I broke up with my girl today My mother would still be cool With my girl They got they own Independent relationship I'm cool with

Ex's family That I'm not cool With the chicks Sometimes that shit happens We gonna need some time We gonna need some time For that to be possible So mom called you

During the baking stage Y'all niggas is immature No no no no She can't get in contact with you Nah she can get in touch with me I'll shoot back a little short text But we not having no long drawn out. One word text.

Nah, nah. It's just not going to be the same level. Like, first off, the one thing I do always say in a breakup, ma, dad, whoever, do me a favor. Do not mention this person to me. Don't bring them up.

Don't try to give me, oh, this person. If you're going to go speak to them, cool, leave that over there. I almost don't even want to know it exists. But if you let me know it exists, then I feel like you're putting some shit around me that you know I don't want around me. Don't talk to my mom still if you say I sex trafficked you, too. Yeah.

I don't think my mom would want to talk to a bitch that said some shit like that. All right. I'm just checking. My son did what? He ain't doing nothing. He'll catch you in traffic. He can go lay in traffic you can sex traffic freely your mother would never think

that you did that not my baby ever yo right at the end of the date line at around the 47 minute mark is when they interviewed the parents

of the nigga that had been doing all the crazy shit. Like, no, I never thought he kidnapped all those Long Island women.

That's true. How the fuck would you know? You won't. They'd be sad. They'd be sad. I watched that killer shit too. Usually, I disagree with your movie reviews.

That shit was ass. Wait, which movie? The killer. Netflix, the killer. I ain't watched that. That shit was ass. It movie the killer the killer I ain't watched that that shit was ass I mean

it just there's no point to the movie at all I was like come on oh I'm back I thought there was gonna be a singer or something at the end there was no singer

I'm back with another review I mean if you want it I'm ready just fiddling around on Netflix I ain't have nothing to watch we watched everything we wanted to watch already. So she pull up Mother with Jennifer Lopez. Oh, my God.

With the little boy. I think I saw it. And she's like a- And Amari Hardwick. Yeah. Oh, this sounds like a classic in the fucking world. Hold up. I think I saw it.

I watched that. I'm mad I watched it. If you saw it and didn't come in here to talk about it, then you are fired immediately. I saw that, yo. I think I saw it. I was wondering why nobody told me to watch it. I should be the Keith Lee of movies. Why nobody told me?

That shit was terrible, dog. That's why we were supposed to come talk about it. It was funny terrible. What was it? What was it about? Give me the plot. Oh, please let me. Oh, go ahead.

Please. Oh, please. Please, can I do it? Starts in a dark room. First of all, Ghost is in this. As ghostless as he could be. I saw that. He was a corny nigga or something.

He got shot in the beginning. He got shot. He got beat up, stabbed, shot this entire movie and was supposed to be the line of defense. Yeah, he was the ill nigga. Yo, if you could just imagine, like, make up a corny movie, you would put J-Lo as the tough Angelina Jolie and Ghost, ghostless.

So the movie comes on with Ghost and his man interrogating J-Lo. We know you're down with this. Oh, this show's so good. J-Lo is being wise. Oh, you don't know where Luis is? That means he already has our location. He should be on the way. You guys are interrogating me.

And as soon as she said that, he shoots through the window. Bow, right through the window. Bow. Bow. Right? That's Luis? No. Whatever the guy's name is, Luis.

I'm calling him Luis. Luis kills homeboy through the window. Bow. That nigga drops dead. Kill Tommy just like that? Yeah. Now Ghost is in there looking petrified.

I've never seen Ghost look petrified. Now Jennifer Lopez has to assist Ghost in trying to escape. They go up the stairs. She say, Ghost, don't go up the stairs. Don't go by the window. Of course, he goes by the window. Shoot his ass too.

Bam! He fall down the stairs. Now, you dead on the floor. At this point, I knew J-Lo wasn't going to leave him on the floor because he acts better. You're not going to leave the better actor just dead in the first five fucking minutes. So what do you know? She runs downstairs, patching him up.

Here you go on the ground. Am I going to live? J-Lo said, nigga, I don't know. This is the intro Yeah Wait that's the movie Start The first scene

So J-Lo start pouring Some glue on his He got shot in the heart Literally She pouring some glue Over the nigga heart She put She put glue on the nigga

To make him To make it clatter Collagulate She put some bullshit On there Hey He stays alive That doesn't work I don't think

While she's resuscitating ghosts Magically Luis has not fired a shot In about 20 minutes She going all over the house to the stove Over here He ain't shooting no more Oh no wait no stop don't fast forward me

Wait she was also MacGyver Don't fast forward me Wait a minute. So now, Luis comes and they're going to kill me. Let me try to shrink this up because this shouldn't be this fun.

We'll be old anyway. You can rock it out. So now, what did I just say? Luis comes in. Oh, Luis comes in. Mm-hmm.

She go to the bed. Oh, wait. In the interrogation, the first thing they say is, yo, the two niggas that's the killers that we're after, you fuck both of them. Okay. So they gave us that. Oh, yeah, they did.

Yeah, what about it? I'm like, oh, yes. A fucking renegade thot. Renegade thot. Thot MacGyver. Oh, yeah, thot MacGyver. So she goes in the bathroom, fucking makes a little MacGyver bomb, and puts it to the side.

And then Louise comes in. She's in the shower hiding. And then he sees her. And then they got to have the long talk that they have. They have a long talk. Louise didn't like the results of that talk. Stabbed her in the stomach. Bow!

Stab, stab, stab. While she's pregnant. While she's pregnant. Then they zoom in on the baby. It's like, oh. And then the car bomb that she made goes off seven minutes after she gets stabbed. I'm like, if that could have just happened four minutes earlier. So bong, she turns on the shower.

She's sitting there. She survives the fire. It's a really dramatic moment. And then this black screen pops up that says, 12 years later. Oh, no. Then they go to, just protect my baby. They're in the hospital. The cops say, hey, we got to take your baby.

You were a threat to the baby. So we're taking the baby. She walks over to Ghost Hospital bed. They both thought, I just want to know the birthday every year. And I want to make sure that she's good. And then the black screen comes. 12 years later. Sure enough,

12 years later, the girl's in some trouble. The daughter. The daughter. That's what I said. The daughter's in some trouble. They sent a little note. Now J-Lo got to leave

the Alaskan mountains. She up there like Wolverine or some bullshit. She go get the long gun from the killer. And guess what? You guessed it. Goes right to a playground.

She grabbed the biggest gun she could find and went to her playground. Oh, the daughter got a black mom now. So they at the playground showing the daughter to the black mom. Black a black mom now. Yes. So they're at the playground showing the door, they got a black mom. Black mom, none the wiser. Mad aggressive ice cream vans pull up. They all pull up. I'm like, no way.

It's Luis. J-Lo, no way you're going to get to firing in a playground full of kids to protect your kid. No way that's going to happen. She does it. And two seconds later, all the kids scattered. She might have popped one of them little bastards

in the leg. So she shoot the whole playground up and guess who still took the kid? You guessed it. Luis. Get your fucking ass over here.

This movie is hilarious. I could go on and on. I'm watching this. I love a good, bad movie. You did say that. You said she did say she fucked the two. She fucked them two niggas. So who the baby dad?

Luis. That's the spoiler. You can't spoil it. Oh, okay. So they end up doing what they got to do to whatever the first baby dad was. And then the next baby dad pops up, snatches them immediately. Oh, wait. Also, the right-hand man that organized this at the playground, Luis's top lieutenant,

right after this playground scene, Ghost and J-Lo found him and walked right on him, trapped him in a bathroom. Was it Roteamy? Then they start fighting. Then Ghost get beat up. This mother movie is a mess. It was bad. If you haven't seen it,

go see it with your girl on Shrooms on Netflix. They need to bring the writers back. That movie is a mess, mother. There has been nothing, but I know they found that fucking killer shit

in the vault somewhere. You watched the whole movie, right? Yep. All right, cool. They found that killer shit in the vault somewhere. The end is just, she was in the forest

and then fighting on the beach and all that stupid shit. I'm going to go watch that tonight. Oh, wait. The end is the craziest shit ever. forest and then fighting on the beach and all that stupid shit I'm gonna go watch that tonight oh wait the end is the craziest then the girl the girl wait

cause the girl don't even know she don't even know about J-Lo the little girl she don't know who this shit is so anyway after one of them first incidents at the playground or wherever they was at

Ghost gotta go get some gas him J-Lo and the daughter go get some gas Ghost go in the store then J-Lo go in the store. The girl knows ghosts. They done, yeah. She got a relationship with ghosts.

They done left the girl in the parking lot in the gas station. I'm home saying, hey, dog, you should probably go out there to the gas station. But it's cool.

J-Lo eventually goes out there. Camera zoom in. Heartfelt moment by the trunk. J-Lo says, I gotta go. We've been compromised. Some shit, right? Awkward silence.

In my head, I say, they zoom in on the daughter. I say, no way the daughter's gonna say it. No way she's gonna say it. Sure enough, very next sentence. Are you my mom? Why is she on a motorcycle or some shit?

She stole a motorcycle or something. Yeah. I gotta watch this. Just please. I'm definitely watching this. You ain't missing nothing. It's great.

I'm watching it tonight. I'm getting ripped. Watching it tonight. I'm getting ripped and watching it. If you're not expecting a good movie, this is lit. I'm watching that. I'm watching that live too. I'm never clicking a J-Lo movie expecting a good movie. Yo, and then I went getting ripped. I'm getting ripped and watching it. If you're not expecting a good movie, this is lit. I'm watching that.

I'm watching that live, too. I'm never clicking a J-Lo movie expecting a good movie. Yo, and then I went from there. Except for Selena. I went from there and then went to the movie theaters to see Thanksgiving. Oh, I seen that twice. Oh, you saw that bullshit? No, no, no.

With the killer pilgrim? Stop, stop, stop. It's not bullshit. With the killer pilgrim? It's not bullshit. It's bullshit, but it's good bullshit. That shit was lit? No, but it's good. But it's bad. That shit was lit? No, but it's good.

But it's bad. And you saw it twice. I went to a premiere, and then I took my son. You went to a premiere? Niggas always find a premiere to go to after the breakup. Niggas always find a little red carpet, movie special, listening party. Yeah, it was entertaining. Did you like Thanksgiving? Huh? No, I didn't like it. It was entertaining. Did you like Thanksgiving?

No, I didn't like it. It's trash like that? It's trash, but it's worth watching. But it's a gory. It's a slasher film. You're not watching it for storyline. I just read what it's about. This sounds hilarious. Oh, and then the director, John Wick, is putting out a new John Wick.

That's not John Wick. They're just finding shit in the vault, yo. I'm telling you. It's called Silent Night. These are just demos. I'm cool. These are the demos. It's the preview. No.

Prequel. The prequel to John Wick is already out. No, this is not anything. Oh, yeah. That's all I want to know. This has nothing to do with John Wick. Just the creator

or the director of John Wick is putting out a movie called Silent Night about some psycho white nigga that's just running around killing people. I'm telling you, they're just finding demos.

They got nothing to put out. They're finding, oh shit, David Fincher got a movie in here. Oh, what was that? Oh, it's some bullshit,'m telling you, they're just finding demos. They got nothing to put out. They're finding, oh shit, David Fincher got a movie in here. Oh, what was that? Oh, it's some bullshit, but fuck it, put it out. We ain't got nothing else to put out.

Ayo, is the Thanksgiving movie like Viva Vendetta? No. No. Okay. The Thanksgiving movie is like Final Destination with no story.

It's just random. Kill it. Just a nigga with a random reason. He was killing shit out of don't know he was on crazy He killed like that. I mean back. Yeah, his killer was his killer Did I tell who the killer was that they show him regularly in the movie? Yeah, you find out and if you if you ask any sense you already know the killer is from I was sleep buddy. I caught him the moment. You know, I'm just started sleep. So how you know this shit good or not?

Oh How you know, I don't know if it was Huh? I don't know if it's good or not. He said the shit was trash. I don't know if it's good or not. That's really your bag. It's falling asleep at the movie theater. I love that. The acting is bad.

The storyline is whatever. But the killings are dope. The action is dope. And you'll be entertained. That's the only purpose of a slasher film. That's it. It's a classic slasher film. I forgot how to eat popcorn cool.

What? At the movies. It's not the easiest thing to do. That's one. It's a classic slasher film. I forgot how to eat popcorn cool. What? At the movies. It's not the easiest thing to do. That's one of them skills. I lost it. It's like this. Nah. It should be four in there.

It should be four in there. Then I do this number. Oh, no. I ain't going there. You got the grease all over your hands now. Yeah. Don't put the popcorn on your lap, Neva, nigga. It'll leave it staying on your lap.

Nigga, what? Portal ruined that. You know what it is, too? You get some comfort in that. With a little hole in the bottom, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pour the room down. Not the hole. Jerk me to the popcorn.

Not the hole in the bottom. Wait, wait, wait. When's the last time I did that? It's the butter. That shit gonna read crazy in the suit. When's the last time I did that? Yo, he made me jerk him off for the movie dinner. Yo, he put a hole in the popcorn bottle. In the popcorn.

And put my hand in there. And forced my hand in the popcorn. And as it was all buttery. I thought I was getting some goobers. Wait, niggas ain't having sex in the movie theaters no more? No, I'm not. No. No?

I'll get you on the registry. Are y'all doing anything for Black Friday? Y'all buying a TV? How many TVs you need? What's up? You celebrating Black Friday? Y'all buying a TV? How many TVs you need? Ish, what's up, Ish? You celebrating Black Friday? You going out shopping? Nah, you don't do nothing.

Any appliances? Washing machine dryers to put in the homes? I got all that, bro. I'm good. We see in your kitchen. We see your shit. Can we come to your crib? Host us at your crib.

Can we come to your crib, Ish? We'll do a live pod from your crib. Sure. His girl there, man. I'm holding you today. You don't want to meet us. Not for real. Host us at your crib Can we cut into your crib bitch Do a live pod from your crib Sure His girl there man I'm holding you today You don't want her to meet us Not for real Cause I remember you said

Your bedroom She should be in the basement If you let her Y'all have a couple of fellas over She ain't in there Just roaming around Hey Y'all good down there

Y'all good You ain't got no spandex On down there, right? Yeah, he the type of nigga that have a speaker in the top floor talking to the baby. In the car. Yo, y'all good? Y'all need me to bring something? Yeah.

Got the little tray of food. No. No, shit. What was that little report that said men spend how many hours in the bathroom hiding from their girl? Seven. We never talked about it. This from their girl? We never talked about it. We never talked about it because I thought they were lying. Seven hours a year.

That's a lot. That's a lot. They undershot that number. They said way, way short. What do you mean hide from your girl in the bathroom? What you mean? Oh, you trying to learn a new trick. Did they say hide from their girl?

How do you hide from your girl in the bathroom? She's not going to do it. I'm taking a shit. You fake shit? Yeah. Going in and sit down. Close the door. Put the paper, a little Twitter thread.

I can check my DMs in peace. Hit my bitches back in peace. You got to go in there and hit your chicks back. Do y'all share locations with your girl? I do. No. You do? Mm-mm.

Uh-uh. No? with your girl. I do. No. You do. Mm-mm. Uh-uh. You know? When there's a long delay and you hitting the other chicks back, do you jump back in with a sorry for the delay or you tell them why it was delayed or you just jump back in with some combo?

Sometimes. Sometimes. Say sorry for the delay? Yeah, sometimes. You professional-ass bullshit. Fuck out of here. To whom it may concern us. You got to work.

You got to work. Especially if you left it on read for too long. Why do you have read receipts on? No, like on DMs. You know, sometimes they can see that you read it. That's on everything. I'm slick now. Like, I'll read it, and then if I want them to know that I read it,

I'll just go click back and hit unread so that they don't know that I've seen it. All read receipts on. Text, anything. Nah, I don't. I'll get back to you when I can. You're supposed to know that I read it. That cheating shit is tough now. We can leave it.

Too much tech? We can leave it. Too much tech? They think we the cheater podcast already. I'm too paranoid now. You got to be cheating too. What? You got some free time?

No, we both got to be cheating. Yeah, for the balance out I ain't fucking risking anything I got for some chick that don't nobody want hey wait

you think I'm risking good cheat time you think I'm sacrificing the love of my life we both got something to lose for some chick don't nobody want yeah

why you out here just freely alright whatever she's home ice biting his lip again idiot no he not biting his little invisaligns come on We both got something to lose. But some chick don't nobody want? Yeah. Why you out here just freely? All right, whatever. She's home. Ice biting his lip again. Idiot. No, he not. He biting his little Invisaligns.

Come on, man. I don't like Invisaligns. What else? What else we got? What Mick did? My favorite topic. How your brain even come up with that, yo? With what?

Why you out here just with all the free time in the world? Don't nobody want you. What, you just walking around the park and shit? Walking around? Yeah, man. If you don't go up to Say Less, oh, Dave East, Jim Jones, Fab, and Meek Mill, and Mayno, all of y'all is gang for me.

So I'm going to let it ride. You talking about that fucking shit that they were wearing, nigga, for Fast Party? It was a theme party. What was the theme? Komodos or some shit like that. It was, uh,

say, like, no, say less is done. They make me do it. I'm not the same nigga. Hey, Mano,

Jim, I should call all of y'all. Or four-way nigga. I should call each and every one of y'all. But the things that y'all were doing Friday night on 30-whatever street. Man, let them niggas have fun, man. Them niggas is living life. It's my man's, though.

No. Why? No. Niggas can't do themes? Yes. But. How would you do the thing, man? You would have had that come on all the way to the ground.

Jim Jones and Maino and Davies and Meek Mill and Red Cafe, whoever the fuck was there. Trav. Should they all be in Asian? I don't see none of them posted. Should they all be in Asian garb

with jewelry and say less. Honestly. I gotta see it. If you saying yes. I gotta see it. That shit might look fly. I gotta see it. No, no, no. Some of them dipped it out. But I know what he's saying. I know exactly what he's saying. No. No, you should not. No, and no, they should not.

I don't want them to jump me. You see it? Showish. Nah, my niggas look not. I don't want them to jump me. You see it? Show-ish. Show-ish. Nah, my niggas look fly. Happy birthday to Fab. Shout out to my niggas. They rocked it right.

I'm not sure why I didn't get an invite, but once I seen what was going on. You know why you didn't get an invite, nigga? I wasn't putting none of that stuff on. They ain't trying to have no fights at this shit. Nah, I wasn't avoiding that shit. Oh, my God. Please show-ish. Show-ish that right there. They ain't trying to have no fights at they shit Nah I wouldn't afford they shit Oh my god please show Ish Show Ish that right there Now stop doing my nigga

My nigga stop it So Zaire and EJ Speed They went over there And they was trying to get me to go over there But I'm like The things y'all hype about I did I know what's going on Wait did they wear the shit?

They didn't wear the shit and I wasn't dressed to go over there so I wasn't going over there I went to the strip club my first night out with my executive protection how was that

how was that felt safe oh man what a time wanna know my favorite part what wanna know my favorite part yeah come on

come on come on this is my favorite part the nigga's man want to know my favorite part? Yeah, come on. Come on, come on. This is my favorite part. The nigga's man tall, too, so this part is great. It was me and my girl and Mo at the bar. But every time I move, they move with you? Both of them. Left them bitches right here.

Oh, shit. Yo, come on. Hey, hey right here. Oh, shit. Yo. Come on. Hey, hey. Protect the investment, nigga. Hey, let them girls fight for themselves. One ain't enough. Hey. Sir, you are my client.

You pay me. Them girls can defend themselves. Hey, I wanted to tap one of them and say, hey, watch the girls, but it looked too fly. That's how you move. Have it too. Oh, that looked fly. Oh, looked too fly. Every time you move, have it too. Oh, that looked fly. Oh, that was hard. I just started moving.

I just started walking. Walking places you never think about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Went back to the kitchen. This ain't even a kitchen. The first few times, I tapped money like, I'm not going to move. After the first two times, I just started, boom,

trying to do it myself. Trying to see if you could, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good, huh? Where did y'all go? We was in the Bronx. Oh, OK. I boom, trying to do it myself. Trying to see if you could, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How was it? That was good, huh? Where did y'all go? We was in the Bronx. Oh, okay.

I was in the Bronx, at my spot. And then my man called me because them niggas get there an hour before me. Case it. Look around, stash guns everywhere.

Nigga called me from the strip club. You know, I know all the niggas, they're like, yo, Joe called me. It's urgent. Do, do, do, do, do, do the niggas. They're like, yo, Joe called me. It's urgent. You?

Yo, you here? Nah. All right, well, I don't know if you plan on coming. There's some niggas here. They say they with you. I don't know if they laying on you. Talking about some security. I'm like, y'all ain't got no fucking security.

I'm like, no, that's me. Yeah, I do. No, no, no, no. That's me. Hey, get them brothers some Red Bull about some security. I'm like, y'all ain't got no fucking security. I'm like, no, that's me. Yeah, I do. No, no, no, no, that's me. Hey, get them brothers some Red Bull, some water. Get them boys pineapple shoes.

Hey, get them situated while I pull up. And I pull up, they come to the car, here comes Soda driving to them. Soda feel good now. Soda feel good now.

Thumbs up. Are you going to the spot, back to the spot where you had the issue at? Eventually, you got to go back. I don't know if I'm going there because I don't know if I want to sue them niggas yet. Oh. I'm not all the way decided. Oh, you playing. Oh, shit.

I'm not all the way decided on that one yet. Will you mind with me? I still might sue the shit out of them niggas. Love it. Yeah. Because when I start fighting, shit start happening in slow motion. But then the days come and then memories come back. I fought a nigga in a mask and a bulletproof vest.

Ew, yeah. I know that. Y'all might have to answer for that one. Yeah, that's nasty. You ain't telling me a nigga had one. That's nasty. I didn't remember. I didn't remember the answer for that one. Yeah, that's nasty. You ain't telling me a nigga had one. That's nasty. I didn't remember. You ain't telling me a nigga had one, either one.

I didn't remember. I was busy. But the following days, I was like, wait a second. Yeah. Told you. That nigga had a vest and a mask on. Told him. Shit don't make sense.

I was telling that nigga. So I still might. You did say that. I still might sue the pants on them. But suing them, the owner of one is the owner of all. So do you want to take on a beef with the strip clubs? Don't say the owner of one is the owner of all. So do you want to take on a beef with the strip clubs? Don't say the owner of one is the owner of all. That's not true.

Them niggas be going at it. You know a lot of them, bro. They tied in, though. They tied in. Not all of them. Don't play semantics. Okay, got you. Not all.

But it's very possible that the owner of one. How did the nigga get in there with a vest and a mask to attack you? Nigga, that's sick. You don't have to sue him, nigga. Ayo, they got to figure something out. They got to answer. They got to answer.

Exactly. And the only way to get an answer for that is to sue them niggas. I wasn't going to sue them because my coffee cup was still there. I was going to go back and get it,

but I ordered another one. A lawyer would have to do that, ish. You can't. I was telling Joe. I said, Joe, something funny. You said it. I didn't know.

Nah, I'm up for my heart. So you couldn't even hit that nigga on no body funny. You said it. I didn't know. Nah, my fault, my heart. So you couldn't even hit that nigga on no body shots if you had to. I didn't need to. I'm just saying. I didn't need to. I handled it. They might settle in 24 hours. You left that nigga alone.

Yeah, I blocked him. I don't do that. Okay, it's over. Okay. What's wrong with you, son? Feels good outside, though. Feels good outside. It does.

Feels good. Come outside. I don outside. It does. Feels good. Come outside. I don't care. I will. Can I get a PC of that lawsuit? One of my niggas will walk with you. Can I get a PC of that lawsuit? No.

What? That's the other thing. It's not worth that. It ain't with so much money I'm going to get from that shit. That's not true. That's not true. Right lawyer. That's not true, Joe.

Don't say that. That's not. I know niggas that sue strip clubs. That is not true. And get Don't say that. I know niggas that sue strip clubs. That is not true. And get what? Six figures. All right. What you spending to get that six figures?

True. Yo, who's the bigger elitist, me or Ish? That's true. How the fuck? I'm asking the room. I'm asking the room. Who's the bigger elitist, me or Ish? You.

You are. Is it even close? No. It's close. You an elitist in a different way, though, because this is a different video. You an elitist with your facial expressions. because this is totally different. You and Elitist with your facial expressions. A nigga says a bum shit

you be like I'm like what? I'm like what? He says it. I don't think when it comes It's not close. What are we talking about? It's not close.

I don't think it's close either. Ish think that people can't live off $50,000. He did say that. I did say that. Yeah. I don't. How do I lose

the elitist award? I think y'all both have that. Brother Ice. Let me, I can answer you. Your name ain't Ice. I know.

In that conversation, your facial expressions, even off of the 50 a month, was elitist. Oh, if you don't know off my facial expressions,

we might as well be bisexual together. Nigga, what? Yo, what? What are you talking about, bro?

Where the fuck that came from? That was some real fucking thing you talked about, the way your face was moving. What are you talking about right now? What the fuck is wrong with you,

son? Yo, this nigga is crazy. Why people can't live over $50,000? We, we, y'all gonna let me,

I can answer really, I can answer better than I did the other day. You answer faster? Sure. $50,000. We up there. Y'all going to let me? I can answer really. I can answer better than I did the other day. You answer faster? Sure. $50,000 after taxes is $3,000 a month. So when you start doing the math on $3,000 a month and you have real adult bills and you're paying all your bills accordingly. Assuming you live in a city. I think we should preface that.

We talking about it from our perspective here. Yeah. You can't live here on $3, in a city. Like, I think we should preface that. We talking about it from our perspective here. Yeah. You can't live here on $3,000 a month. You can. You can. I know people that did. You'll be stretching it. You'll be stretching it, but you can.

You did pass Tent. Uh-huh. The cost of living and the standards of living have way exceeded where you were years ago. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. By far. I'm saying, I was having a blast when I was making 50 grand. Yeah, it's full By far. I was having a blast

when I was making 50 grand. We don't have to talk about it. All right, you make 50 grand, you bring home 35, 36, 37. You got a roommate, you don't have a car. You got a roommate. Now your total income

might be 100 grand or 80 grand. And look at what you just did. You just added another $50,000 into the household. Yeah, that's what you do when you make 50 grand. You can find a roommate. So y'all niggas just move the goalpost to 100 grand for 50. No, that's how what you do when you make 50 grand. You can find a roommate. So y'all niggas just move

the goalposts to 100 grand for 50. No, that's how people adjust. You still make 50 grand. That's how people adjust in a situation. Oh, y'all niggas hot. Yo, you just want to talk the talk.

All right, I'm doing that. You added 100 grand, which means it's a girlfriend. It's one rent now. It's not two people. We got two people paying the same rent. Of course you can now live.

We talking about one motherfucker. That's what people in cities do when they make 50 grand. Of course you can now live. We talking about one motherfucker? That's what people in cities do when they make a degree. They have roommates. Never mind. Or, y'all gonna ride with him. I know.

Go ahead. What if you dick her down and she paid a whole rent? What if you move in her crib? And use her car. And on top of that, the niggas that's making $3,000 a month one way probably have some other things going

when they're trying to make an extra buck. Which means you no longer make $3,000 a month. I'm done with this nigga, man. If you got a side hustle, you don't make $3,000 no more. I'm with Ish on this part. If I sell weed on the side, if I sell dick on the side,

if I'm doing Uber on the side, I no longer make three grand a month. I'm talking about the nigga that with you. I'm with you. If I sell weed on the side, if I sell dick on the side, if I'm doing Uber on the side, I no longer make three grand a month. I'm talking about the nigga that's just making three grand a month. Me too. If you sold dick, what would your rates be? I don't know. It depends on what.

47-year-old dick? Yeah, right now. Why don't you give a discount? Come on, quick, quick, quick and concise. Mommy's starting to eat, ma. Oh, shi- Wait, what are you saying? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. What the fuck? I'm playing. I'm playing. Oh, shit. Wait, he says, what? Yo! Wait, what did he say? Yo! Yo! Yo! I'm playing. I'm playing. Nick for fries, nigga. Oh, shit. Damn, fries is not even a good meal? Chicken, chicken, chicken.

Nah, we just make them curly fries. Oh, shit. We got sweet potato fries. Yeah, nigga. Waffle fries. Oh, man. Put a number to it. Oh, shit.

I hate when y'all do this. Ugh. Because that's just the actual question. I don't know the going rate. You just want a nigga to know what your question gonna be at the top of their head? Be realistic about the number two.

I don't know. All of y'all give me a rate for if you were selling dick today. What is the going rate for dick? That's what I'm saying. We going by the hourly rate or what we doing? I don't feel like

it's a very good rate. That's a good one. We know how much pussy cost by the hour. The hour? They sell pussy by the hour? Yes. I ain't gonna hold you. Nah, I need a flat rate. I'm not selling close by the hour. The hour? They sell pussy by the hour? Yes. I ain't going to hold you.

Nah, I need a flat rate. I'm not selling it by the hour. I ain't got an hour for you. You got seven minutes? I'm short myself. I'll do that. They going to prorate your dick? Yeah, yeah.

We not doing an hour. We not doing an hour. We not doing an hour. Yo. And are you screening clients? Maybe like 1,500 a session. For you? It's not bad.

I don't think it's bad. What about you, E? I was about to say around that. 1,500? 1,000? No, no, no. If it's an in-call. Have you ever peaked an out-call?

Listen to the professional, yo. If you do an in-call, you come in, I get a thousand. You don't fucking jiggle up. What the fuck is in-call? In-call is when they come to you. Okay, I'll call you back.

I'll call when you go to them. You gotta pay tolls. I need transportation. Yeah. So is it $1,500 included with the gas and shit or $1,500 is the base rate? $1,500 is the base rate.

And then so the gas and tolls are separate. So probably gonna charge what, $1,700? I ain't gonna hold you. What kind of gas? My number much lower than y'all. At $1,500.

What's your number? My number like $4,500. I'm only seven minutes. I can run that up in a day. You ain't got 20 nuts in a day, nigga. Nigga, I can get it going. Just quick. You gotta go recovery time.

You gotta go quality, not quantity. Pardon me, killer gorilla. I'm saying. Why do you think you can screen your clients? See what I'm saying? You're going to... The ones that got the money are not going to be the ones that you want. Yeah.

You crazy as hell. This business. I wouldn't give a fuck. What? You got that spanky? You want this to me? You could be 900 pounds. This is transactional, nigga. This is a business.

This is transactional, nigga. Fuck you talking about. Ain't no pillars in this shit. What? Yeah. This is transactional. Do they got to pay extra for unprotected? We not doing no.

No, you can't do unprotected. Can't do it? Can't do that. We not doing it. Can't do that. I think it's lying. You think it's lying, y'all assholes. No, no, no, no.

You say no, and they say, all right No, no, no. I know they do. I got an extra three times that for you. I'm talking about my line of business. I'm not talking about theirs. Niggas is going. Now that's personal. This is business. That's something separate.

Yeah, I would. Niggas is going. I mean, I niggas ain't give no numbers, though. I gave a number. Now, flipping Joe and Parks ain't give a number. Look, now niggas don't hear you. See that shit? Niggas looking at phones. No, a number. Flippin' Joe and Pops didn't give a number. Look, now niggas don't hear you. See that shit? Niggas looking at phones.

No, my number like $1,700. $1,700? That's in-house? Our house is like $25. All right. Piggity? Because I'm going to fall, nigga. I'm doing it for the low.

What the fuck are they talking about? I want to get the good looking ones and be like, yeah, fuck, I'll give you a couple hundred bucks to come through. Hey, yo, can I say,

yo, the more, the higher the rate is, the uglier the girls you're going to get the fuck is. So what? I wouldn't give a fuck making this business.

You're trying to make money or you're just trying to rack numbers? I'm trying to, and I'm trying to beat her brains out. She keeps coming back. What? She needs some more of that. Bring your ugly ass right back over here. I got a good time. I might need just one good client crazy long game here baby

how much is your money write me in fill it come on over here come here Gladys it's just too on if y'all keep doing it We playing a long game here, baby. How much is your money? Write me in. Fill it. Come on over here, Margaret. Come here, Gladys. All right, come on. It's just too horny for y'all to keep doing. All right, enough. Jesus, man.

I'm getting choked up. Horny. This is fucked up. We took this out the... Still hard. Took it out of what? This stays. We can't take that out.

This stays. They took it out. Nah, this stays. Crazy. Who took it out? Wait. I'm lost. I'm lost. I'm lost. I'm lost. They all took it out of what? The stage. We can't take that out. The stage. They took it out.

The stage. Crazy. Who took it out? Wait, I'm lost. R. Kelly sang it. And another one. And another one. Oh, my God.

You must be used to me spending. All that sweet whining and dining God damn that shit aged like wine. That shit aged like the finest of wines. Tell the nigga that's Aaron Hall singing.

So on the way back from the strip club me and my girl had a little bonding moment where she's like can I tell you a secret? I'm lying on it but it's funny in this way.

Can I tell you a secret? Yeah sure go ahead. I still play Fiesta. She sound like that. She said, when I'm on, I be playing that shit. I said, that's a slap. But in my head, I'm like, but I don't play it. Then I put it on.

You out your mind. That shit is fire. I just had this conversation. The nigga hummed, the nigga. I played that shit the other day. He hummed for eight bars, nigga. I left my mom's funeral playing TP2 album. That shit slap.

I'm putting some R back on. Listen, man, we're supporting the victims. My, my, my, my. I had this debate. What was the greatest R&B album? I'm playing R. I had this debate. What was the greatest R&B album? I'm playing R. I had the debate. What was the greatest R&B album?

And I think TP2 was the greatest R&B album of all time. Oh, he's still going in? He did an interview too from jail. R. Kelly did an interview. He's on Clubhouse. Went on Clubhouse in the day.

Nah, I went into a nice little R. Kelly set on the way home. Fiesta remix. Regular Fiesta. Ooh. Some more to slap. You can't say the other ones, right? Nah, your body's calling.

Nah. That's coming back. Nah, a couple of them's got to go. Your body's calling. Listen to that TP2 album. Hit it hard from the back. That's the first song in the album. Come on, man. Off the rip? Nah, some of them shit is bad. I from the back. That's the first song in the album. Come on, man.

Off the rip? Nah, some of them shit is bad. I don't care. That's me getting paid. Just gonna give him my money. You can't do R. Kelly, boss? No, I just said certain songs I'm definitely not playing, though. So what songs you listening to?

Go. Anything that he's not talking about? Ah, yeah, you ain't listening to him. I don't listen to him. You don't listen to R. Kelly at all? Oh, my God. Who cares? Y'all niggas is on bullshit. Who cares? I'm on bullshit? Who cares? Bullshit. I care. not talking about the future, but we talking about the future You're bubbling it. Guys. I ain't got nothing to say.

Look at Mark Parker, though. What's up? I like coming in. I like all the shit. Keep it real. Nigga, what? All right, you got to listen to R. Kelly, because I need somebody to take Boo and Gotti off of. I'm not doing it, though.

Hey, Boo and Gotti, I forgot them niggas was on this shit. I changed that shit. One time niggas was on. What the fuck they was saying? Oh. Hey, Boo and Gotti, don't do that again when I try to put the R back. Kelly and Hove. Nigga, Hove was in the front.

Look at Ish bit in that shit, too. Yeah, that nigga that Fiesta remix. Look at Gotti iced out with the beer. It's not only Sean and Kelly, it's Boo and Hova. No, nigga, no. I'ma rock them right so I'm rich for life. Come on, come on. What Meek did?

What Meek did? We all get canceled. Yo, he tight. Man, why the fuck? Oh my God. You're listening to me, boy. Tell us what Meek did. That shit corny. I love Ice-T. What? Poor Meek D. That shit corny.

I love Ice. What, the midget? That shit corny, that Meek D. I love Ice. I really love you, too. Oh, you about to be put on the list. Oh, Double Red. Yeah.

Doubly Red. I can't even tell you about that. Go ahead and be Doubly Red. Doubly Red. What happened, Ice? I don't know. Oh, nah, don't do that. Don't do that. I don't know what happened Ice

I don't know oh nah don't do that I don't know I don't know what happened nah nigga laugh laugh with us nigga I'm laughing I'm laughing internally

I don't know what you did doubly red I don't know what I don't know what happened alright Meek is on Instagram saying some shit that should be red

I don't really keep up with too much trippy red news I feel like that's a different sector of hip hop I didn't know Meek I didn't really keep up with too much Tribute Red news. I feel like that's a different sector of hip hop. I didn't even know Meek was in that sector of hip hop to know what Tribute Red said.

What did Tribute Red say about Meek Mill? That's the thing. I've been trying to find it. I cannot find what he said, but apparently, whatever it was, Meek didn't like it.

So he put an initial post up which damn near read like putting a hit on a nigga. Like, it was crazy. But he went in, you know, post delete and reworded things a hit on a nigga like it was crazy but he went in you know post delete and reworded things a little differently but he's clearly was just saying yo it's up for him i don't fuck with him and if you fuck with me don't fuck with him and you niggas saying my name i want to make it hard for y'all outside now but I don't know the extent of what trippy red said whatever it was me can't like that shit yo respectfully respectfully I'm just

thinking while you're talking at the fucking uh whatever war show that was in LA back then Safari was just trying to have a good time oh man Safari was outside just doing an interview, getting bitches. That meek Escalade pulled up. That truck pulled up and doors popped open. Safari didn't even know, man. He was nothing to wiser. That nigga got to running out the street.

His man went the other way. See, we got to run the same way. We can't split up that fast in the run. Safari had a rough little time back then. The niggas caught him in the parking garage. That's my man. Then I that fast in the run. Zavar had a rough little time back then. The niggas caught him in the parking garage. That's my man. Then I said whatever

on the beach. That's my man. I'm sorry about that. Holy shit. I ain't know they put hands I forgot they put hands on him for that. On Zavar?

Yeah. At the red carpet. At the awards. It was like the red carpet. The step and repeat shit. He out there chilling and the truck pulled up the doors opened and I thought they didn't catch him. Now they like the red carpet, the step and repeat shit. He out there chilling and the truck pulled up, the doors opened and...

I thought they didn't catch him. Nah, they caught him. No, no. Yo, my man was in that fight. My man, Eric. No, no. My man, Eric. Oh, you calling niggas names?

Nah, I'm just losing him. Oh, shit. No, he spoke about it. My man, Eric Negway. Nah. Nah, from right there on 147. You see him in the video trying to help Oh shit

What color he at on He spoke about it I ain't saying nothing Oh shit what interview Where did they say that Tell us Tell us IG live

A little deposition Yo chill out Yo salute to my nigga Eric He was dead With Safari They was walking in They used to be real cool together And he was his workout partner

And He got worked out No no Yo I didn't know Safari I thought he ran away I thought he got away workout partner And He got worked out No no I didn't know Safaree got I thought he ran away I thought he got away No he did He did

But they're saying that he got beat up He got poop popped He ran away He tried to square up He see a couple other niggas come in My man Eric came in and helped him And they caught my man Eric It was a big little

Big little thing And Safaree was just two of them? It was just Safaree and Eric Homie. And that's it. And it was a couple other niggas,

and niggas got on their bike after that. That's the thing, son. Like, where is it safe to run at? Like, where can you be to run? Oh, let me tell you. Like, if you're eating food, and they come in the restaurant, they'll jump you.

Don't say it. And they come jump you. I don't choose my, I'm thinking it, too. Don't say it. They come jump you. They chase that nigga around the salad bar. Now they jump you to the restaurant.

Do you leave the restaurant? Can you run out the restaurant? Like church, you can run out. Because they're not going to catch you at church. You can run into church. He didn't know this. Why are you fighting at church? No.

What? It's just a video. What? I didn't just see the pastor talking. And the nigga just walked up the aisle and started. My man had his eyes closed. He didn't even see it coming, Paul the nigga just walked up the aisle and started. Had his eyes closed. He didn't even see it coming, Paul. Just walked right up to him.

I don't think that was a church service. I think it was a funeral. No, it was a church. No, it was a church. The one I'm talking about, the pastor was talking. The nigga was in the front row. With the mask, right? And he walked up to the nigga and hit him while he was sitting down.

No, no, no. It was just a regular dude walked in, and he just squared off on a dude sitting in the front. Yeah. You're not a pastor to be talking to you. You got your eyes closed. But the dude got up and threw his hands, right? Yes. It was just a regular dude walked in and he just squared off on a dude sitting in front. You're not passively talking and you got your eyes closed. But the dude got up and threw his hands, right? Yes. That's what I'm saying. That didn't look like a regular church. It looked like it was a church, but it looked like a funeral home, probably something like that.

No, it was a church, but it looked like a funeral. Oh, I ain't seen no casket. I ain't seen no casket neither. I think it was on the left. Well, either way, it was in a church. Because when they usually walk up, like when you walk up like that, where you going? Nigga, stall it off or the left. Well, either way, it was in the church. Because when they usually walk up, like, when you walk up like that, where you going?

Nigga, stall it off for the nigga. While walking up, you're still off. You ever had to get on your bike before? Hey, that's that nigga right there. I'm going over here to Rashid. What the fuck you talking about, man? That's him right there. So where can you run?

That's what on-site really means. You can run from a store, restaurants. You can get up and go. You can run. But I don't think you can run, like, at Red Carpet. You got to just hold it down. You can't run at award shows. You can't. You can run. But I don't think you can run like at Red Carpet. You got to just hold it down. You can't run

at award shows. You can't run at an award show, nigga. Why? Imagine back in the 90s at the Source Awards, nigga running from getting chased.

You can't run. You got to hold that down. Y'all might ask your question, right? You got to hold it down. I'm just asking your question. That's how Young Buck

poked a nigga that time. Nigga didn't run. They were fighting. You can't run at an award show. You look crazy. Hey, the wall So you look crazy Hey fam If you standing on the red carpet

And a group And a truck open up And a bunch of niggas Jump out running towards you That's not true Cause Snoop Snoop and Daz Had a situation

Where they talked about They ran from death row At a joint I don't remember that There was a whole little Conversation about Them getting into something With some death row niggas

And they pressed them And they ran into some cops. And actually got arrested because they had some shit on them. And it depends on who chasing you. Because, you know, you got a nigga like Game chasing you. He might record, whoop your ass. He chased him around some bushes and shit like that. While narrating the ass whooping.

Yeah. Okay. He got to get more props for that, by the way. That was amazing. I'm not getting junk. I'm sorry. you gotta get more props for that i'm not getting that was amazing i'm not getting junk i'm sorry oh so you're running i'm not getting jumped yeah no i'm not getting jumped hopefully you don't live like that yeah yeah yeah i'm cool yeah it's a new age i'm grown i got time for that A little conflicted, look. Conflicted.

Fuck. That's why they had to settle, too. That nigga got too much shit for you to cancel him. I thought I told you that we won't stop. I thought I told you that we won't stop. Uh-huh. I thought I told you that we won't stop. I thought I told you that we won't stop. Oh, yeah. Jesus, the notorious just.

That's what you look like. Ice. Yo. You not listen to this no more neither? You cancel this? I didn't say that, bro. I just said I listen to R. Kelly. No, but this is Diddy.

I know. I don't. You was a nodder. You usually nod to music. Fam, I'm chilling. Stop trying to stop. All right,, but this is Diddy. I know. I don't. He was a nodder. He usually nod to music. Fam, I'm chilling. Stop trying to stop. All right, look. You're probably sitting up.

I'm sitting up. Ice. You listening to Go Get Her? You listening to Go Get Her? No, I don't. He about to kill me. Listen. No, I'm not. I don't.

I don't try to tell nobody else what to listen to. I'm not preaching like, yo, y'all shouldn't do. I don't give a fuck. Go get her. I don't listen to that nigga more what is this number that's it i'm not the moral police used to throw those things away why do you want to keep in touch now It's the White Lines bass line. We're gonna get you there. To act so shady. That bass line. You know you can call me anytime. Oh, man.

That's hard. If we got to sacrifice a good bass line. Okay. Joe. Can't say that. What? Can't say that. It's fine.

Yep. We'll write that down. I'm with you, though. Can't say that. That's fun. Yep. We'll write that down. I'm with you though. Yo. The bass line is hard to find in this song. You get a good one. That's one of the best bass lines ever.

Ever. The white line. All right. Come on, Flip. Come on. Talk to the flipers. Come on, flippers. What happened? I'm the white one. All right. Come on, Flip. Come on. Talk to Flippers. Come on, Flippers. What happened? I'm not Flippers, no.

They're probably coming back. I wouldn't be. Shut up, man. You hating? Yeah. Yo, why you only did Spaces because we did Spaces and made it hot? I've been doing it. Answer.

Short answer. Quick answer. I did Spaces because I wanted to try it out. Go. I did it, and it was successful. Had a lot of questions. Nine hours after we did it. I don't follow y'all spaces.

Yeah, you know we did it. No, I don't. You know we did it. I'm not saying we cause rumbles. We cause rumbles out there. I try to stay far away from you niggas and what y'all doing publicly.

Me, Parks, is like all the gang. You knew me. Everybody was in that shit. So it's the only time you try to stay far away from what your niggas are. Right?

I do. Now you try to stay far away from what we do. I do. I do, and you know that. Fuck out of here. And you try to stay far away from what we do. I do. I do. And you know that. Fuck out of here. And you came in my spaces.

Salute. And you was in there rocking with me. I'm for the team. Well, I'm not. Clearly. I held it down. Niggas trying to play around. Nigga, they can't throw a bat at my back and disrespect my mans, nigga.

None of them can disrespect me. But you said on the board you have, does Flip know who he's, what, playing with? Yeah, because I was coming in here to do a nice whole Joe Bud Monologue, but you do your thing at the beginning of the thing. Why do you do that? Why do you blame me for all that? Why do you do that? Why do you blame me for all that?

But it's fine that you do that. I'm cool. I know how to, I'll go grab the rebound if you're shooting. Improv and improv is returning. I mean, you know, I had a meeting. I don't care. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Are you? Nah, you can't say. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, shit. No, no, no. They pulled me to the side and told me I'm improper today. You ain't tell them that. Tell them what?

They pulled me inside the office today to say, Improv and improv season two. Da, da, da. Why are you telling me you don't care while I agreed? I didn't pull you in no office nowhere. I don't care what you do now. Hey, I'll take it back, nigga. Fuck it. I don't care what you do now.

Do you care now, yes? No. I don't care about none of that shit. Pox, you ready for season two of Improper? Let's do it. Let's do it. Good, good, good. Well, congratulations that season two is coming back? Let's do it. Let's do it. Good, good, good. Well, congratulations that season two is coming back.

I'm happy for you personally. Thank you. Thank you, Ice. Thank you, Ish. My man doing his thing. This nigga's a hater. Still going to be live streamed? Of course, nigga.

I'm turning up. Yo, if I... Freedom? Django, nigga. The return. I'm going crazy. I want to shave sheeps. Yeah.

Sheep. There's no S in sheep? Yeah, there's no S in sheep. Sheep. Plural for sheep is sheep. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I want to do goat yoga. Huh? You doing yoga with the goats climbing on your back and shit like that? I want to try that. I mean, you know, he got whatever

fucked up back, so I don't know how much yoga can he do. That's doing that stupid shit you was doing when you was younger. Nigga folding your legs and drinking hot chocolate all day in the summer.

If he dead high, you got chocolate, milk, or hot chocolate. He did that as an adult? Yes. Mm-hmm. He used to fuck them quick cans up.

What about you hoos? He drink you hoos? I don't remember you hoos. I don't remember you hoos? He do you hoos? I don't remember you hoos. I don't remember you hoos. You hoos is not a chocolate milk. It's a chocolate drink. Yeah. Bullshit.

We got a part of the show by somebody called Your Favorite Dancer. We got a phone? I need to call and get a first hand account on what's going on here. Your Favorite Dan dancer says,

hey, family. What's up? I ain't your family. Oh. Oh, it might be a cousin. Hey, family. I hope your day is going amazing so far. Oh, thank you, my favorite dancer.

My question is, have you guys ever had a long-term relationship where you and your partner are just not compatible and the sex might be the only thing holding it together? He's a great guy and it's small things like TV, movies, personalities. Is that yin and yang balance needed or will it blow up in my face? Just sex is not going to do it. Yeah.

Leave him, girl. Yeah. And let me know. it sound like I'm joking let me know what you did it sound like I'm joking but all the things she named I don't view as small things yeah

that's compatibility music, TV, movies that's all I do personality like if we can't lay in bed I want to be able to vibe with you watch the same shit if we can't lay in the bed

and laugh at the J-Lo movie together then yeah that ain't it that's not gonna work I don't know. I don't think it's that serious, but I can see enough of that compacting up on each other.

Sam, she said personality. If I would like you. Yeah, that's not... Sex ain't enough for a relationship. Me wanting to watch a certain movie doesn't... No, she said movies, radio, personality are the three of the things that they don't have.

They are opposites. Yeah. On everything but the sex, it sounds like. If your personality ain't something that's compatible with mine... They are opposites. Yeah. On everything but the sex it sounds like. If your personality ain't something that's compatible with mine, then why? Leave them, girl.

Go, hit the road, Jack. Leave them. See if the grass is greener outside. Nine times out of ten, it is. Not. No.

It's not. If it ain't, then put some artificial grass down. They got no kind of foundation. They started a relationship with no foundation

outside of the sex being good? That's what it sound like. No, you done did that a bunch. Shut up. Yeah. I done did it too. Definitely done. Sometimes the sex is fire enough

to want to have the relationship experience with this person for at least five to six months. That's about it. Yeah. Okay. And the sex be far enough

to where you know damn ain't nothing else here but damn that sex is good i'm just going keep with it yeah and i'm with ish i lost some good ones with some regular names can't even google them but i'm i'm with mad doctors where you work at they're probably doctors they're probably the doctors now They're probably the doctors They're probably the doctors now That's stupid yo Everybody's not you nigga Everybody that have the experience

To fuck with rich women What are you talking about? Or fuck with doctors Yo what is he talking about? I'm hating on you Cause I heard about your history You ain't That's why you cocky like that

I'm not cocky either But you ain't Niggas don't have the privilege To walk into a cell Nigga get phones Give it to them at food at McDonald's

and shit fuck you nigga it wasn't McDonald's it's out of your light skin privilege ass now you got light skin light eyes it's chicken parm

bitch ass you got light eyes privilege see stop playing anyway knock it off nigga eyes ain't even hazelnut

well look cause he got contacts in why you looking at my eyes you got contacts in stop you ready to admit that there was contacts the whole time I got contacts in my eyes everyday alright looking at my eyes? You got contacts in. Stop. You ready to admit that there was contacts the whole time?

I got contacts in my eyes every day. All right, there you go. But were the contacts colored? Yes. So your eyes are not really brown like that,

nigga? You fucked up ass nigga? No, before. They're not really hazel. Joe said your eyes are not hazel anymore. And you're saying you have contacts.

So I'm just asking. They might just change at the season. I didn't say none of that. Wait, wait, hold on. You said you wear contacts every day. Yeah.

So I'm asking. How long have you worn contacts every day? Yeah. So I'm asking- How long have you worn contacts every day? Like when we were hanging out? Yeah. I don't know. Wait, you got hazel contacts? Were the contacts- You think I would put color contacts in my arms?

Yeah. Bitch. Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying. Hold me down. That's exactly- Let me take my contacts out. You put ice cream on a hoodie.

Why wouldn't you put- I feel betrayed, nigga. Why wouldn't you put color contacts in? That ain't too far from ice cream hoodie. Do you take it out every night, or you just sleep with it in? Sleep with it in. What happens when it falls out? You're not supposed to sleep with it in, though. You're not supposed to, Ish.

Pause. That sounded crazy. Wait, you sleep with your contacts in? Why? Lazy. How bad is your eyesight without them? I can't leave the house. So what happens if a nigga steal off on you

and knock your shits out? Now you can't even see the front. Wait, if you take your contacts out, you can't see for real? Like, you get blurry? Blurry? You can't see nothing. Oh, word?

Shut up. Nothing. That's how bad my shit was. So look at the surgery, the LASIK, right? That nigga's just derelict. Bro, I couldn't see shit. That nigga's just deformed. My niggas is derelict. I couldn't see shit. I ain't gonna lie, that is kind of good shit. Your niggas is deformed.

Wait, no wonder you're sleeping with them shit. You're scared to death to lose this bitch. Georgia! Ish, when you go to sleep, you just see him black. You can't do that flip. Rest in peace. He's a great.

You can't do that, dog. You said Georgia. What do you say? What do you say? So in your medicine cabinet is the contact holder things, like the two circle thing? You don't use them. Yeah. And the solution?

Stop that lazy shit, though, man. Me as your friend today, I'm like, go get your fucking eyes fixed, bro. Yeah, but you got to change them every day. You so? Nah, I ain't do that shit either. You get too much money-ish. You don't cut your cornea with that, doing that. That's the point.

You using your fingernail? Keep your negativity to yourself. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. You using your fingernail to do that? Like, you putting them in like that? Like, light-skinned niggas? No.

You do put them in light-skinned though, right? You saw how he does the eye drops. I ain't want to say it. How he does the eye drops. How's the light-skinned way to do it? Like Pocahontas. Imagine, hold on. Imagine how a light-skinned person. You do it like Pocahontas. Imagine. Hold on. Imagine how a light skin person.

You do it like Pocahontas. No. No. Do it like this. He like flips his eye inside out. No. He just. He go just like this.

He flips his eyelid. Yeah. He does some crazy shit. I've never seen that shit. Oh. We got to talk, man. We got to talk. You're wild.

What's wrong with you? You got to. Forget your eyes. I feel like we as friends, we got to help you be better. You're too old. What if that shit slip out one day, nigga? What if you sneeze and it fall got. You got to start. Get your eyes fixed. I feel like we as friends, we got to help you be better. You're too old. Because what if that shit slip out one day, nigga? What if you sneeze and it fall out? You can't see.

We got to help you. I got another one there. In your bag? In my eye, nigga. I got a left and a right. That's the obstetrician, right? Obstetrician. Obstetrician.

Yeah, the ostrich. Obstetrician. What is it? Tell me, for real. That was why I started with obstetrician. Tell me what it is. Obstetrician. Yeah. So you went stopped with obstetrician. Obstetrician. So you went to the

optician. Optician. That's what I said. Did I say optician? Yes, again. We was trying to fix him. Obstetrician. Obstetrician.

He would fix everything but his eyes. The eye doctor, man. The eye doctor. You went to the eye doctor one day and he was like, yo, we not making that hazel no more.

This is the new hazel we coming out with. That's like when I used to go to Bed Bath & Beyond for the vacuum bags and special shit and I'm like, nah, we don't sell

that shit no more. Go ahead and get H-Bag elsewhere. Damn, man. They faded my nigga eyes. Look, he won't even open his eyes now. Look.

See what this stupid nigga talking about, yo? Eyes mad regular. That's the worst shit ever, though. When one of them shit pop out and you can't see and you driving or something. That's why I started wearing,

that's why I never wore contacts anymore. I went back to glasses. So when you don't have your contacts in, how do you know where your girl at? What?

What? You know who you talking to? That's you. See right by his side. Stay right here. Marco. You can't go. Hey, I ain't got my shit together.

Don't you try. Hey, get your ass. Clack, clack. That thing got the sex dungeon in there. But when the contacts ain't in. You got to fix your eyes, bro. For real, you say you was gonna do it, you lied. You be lying.

But you can't get the surgery? You don't qualify for the surgery? Yeah, they said it's hard for me to get my prescription. Ice said his shit was worse than yours and he got the surgery. Ice comp shit wasn't worse than mine. Yeah, you gotta get the surgery, bro. Make a trauma coming out.

It's like, oh, they told me this is just what it is. They told me I'm past the legal age to fix some shit. Oh, man. My guy is just an idiot. Oh, shit. What's up? What the fuck y'all doing here? This is work, nigga.

This ain't a family visit. Fuck my older brother just popping up. Just pop up on you and shit. Get out, nigga. This ain't a family visit. Fuck my older brother just popping up. Just pop up on you and shit. Get out, nigga. Thanksgiving was Sunday. What y'all doing for Thanksgiving?

Family. Besides eating. Going upstate to see the family. And wearing contacts. And you can't, yo, Thanksgiving is not a side chick holiday.

Actually, no. I'm going to be down here. It's what? No, we talking about Thanksgiving. Family. Family. I just got to make sure

I got to preface that. Yes, it is. You can't go spend time with your side chick on Thanksgiving. Stop, Joe. Stop. No, but your side chick is sending you a plate. Yeah. OK.

That's different. That was definitely happening. Who she sending it by? I'm going to pick that up. That's what was happening before. How long can you get away for? Autonomous. No.

Autonomous drivers. They never pull up at the food. On the way to go pick up the paper plates, you go meet them by 125th. Autonomous, autonomous. No. Autonomous drivers. You know, pull up at the... On the way to go pick up the paper plates, you go meet him by 125th. So you eat the food right there, Nick, and you can't bring the food back to the crib? No.

You got to eat the food in the car because you can't bring it to the crib. So now you forego to the house. No, you just lie and say, Miss Faye sent me a plate. I can't play none of them. Huh? Miss Faye sent me a plate, you know what I mean?

Oh, so you got some con-con? I mean, not con-con. Coquito. Coquito. Who made this coquito? Where you got some con-con. I mean, not con-con. Coquito. Coquito. Who made this coquito? Where you get the coquito from? I know you don't know nobody in Korea that made the coquito. Girl, it's coquito here.

I know. Who made it? Family time for Thanksgiving. But then that read bad, too. And then I opened the fridge. There was this creamy, creamy substance in a bottle with a ribbon on it. That shit make you sound like the silence in a lab speaker.

Y'all be playing with them shit. And he poured it and made me drink some. Oh, shit. Y'all ain't working. It didn't taste like normal eggnog. It's a little thicker. All right. Yo, anything sounds foul in the suit.

Yo. Yes. It all sounds bad in the suit. Yo, you got to find a Bill Burr clip. Wasn't Bill Burr clip? You got to find a Bill Burr clip. He broke it down. It's classic. Everything she said in the bedroom, as soon as they read it back in court, it don't sound

nothing like that. No, stop. Stop. I said no. Yo, you got to read Bill Burr shit. Amazing. Well, put it on Bill Burr. So what are y'all doing?

I'm going to be with my family. My girl is coming up. So you blended it? Yeah. Well, yes. Wait, so you got to do Thanksgiving with her and bring her to the Thanksgiving? No, you make them abandon their family. Oh, okay.

She lose the ice. I like that. Right? She's solid. He ain't say nothing about his girl family a little further away from her ain't nobody doing all that traveling shit it's fucked up out here what she live at who am I okay oh that far traveling you? Right over there somewhere. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. Oh, that far traveling, huh? Yeah. You know the- Like 15 minutes- Gridlock and all that shit. Yeah, gritty.

You know what I'm saying? You can't, you know what I mean? Gridlock, I know. Yeah. Okay, gritty. Public transportation be fucked up. The bridges and tunnels, you know? What you do on days like this?

Shit. He don't celebrate that. Oh, you don't celebrate that? No. Yeah, no, my girl family celebrated that early, too. Yo, there's 3% of shit, man. Keep that pop. Pick a percent.

Pick a percent. My girl family celebrates the day early. You never want to give the full 5% for reasons we won't say. You celebrate Thanksgiving Eve. Yeah, yeah. So the day of Thanksgiving, you're not doing nothing? I ain't doing shit. Cowboys?

Okay. Chilling? I'm traveling and go do some personal things. Dominican Thanksgiving for me. Yeah, you niggas is private. We can't even talk. I've been doing some personal stuff.

Oh, okay. I'm going to empty my mom's crib out. If that's what, I'm going to empty my mom's crib out. Got you. Don't make it dark. See, I tried to leave it alone. You be walking us down a dark alley, See? I tried to leave it alone. You be walking us down a dark alley, nigga.

That's what he did. I tried to leave it alone. Son, I can't even laugh. Don't laugh, man. What? I got to laugh. Family shit. Not case.

Same? Family shit? Don't empty my shit out when I go. Memorialize my shit. And go. Pay the rent and everything? Yeah, that's it. That's it.

You want niggas to still keep your crib? Don't ball that shit. I'm trying to get my I'm trying to I may be trying to get my grandfather's house. Well, rest in peace granddad, but the house that he had. That's dope. I think it's dope.

What would you do? That's just the thing. I wouldn't let nobody live in it yo i thought about that right with your family like my whole family from virginia everybody but now we don't go there as much so that shit kind of be like i want it it ain't that no more though i want it maybe symbolically that's dope it is symbolic i know but i'm just saying but if you're not going down there, that shit is going to turn into a shack. I still want it. I still want it.

And not necessarily true, right? Like, you can make upgrades. Not matter to me. Make some upgrades. You can rent it out. And if you never go down there, right? Like, my oldest son, I don't think, he don't know that South Carolina butt inside.

Mm-hmm. Even if he just got a piece for whenever he want to go down there and meet his family. I just think it's fly to have. If I get older, that shit be different. You be losing touch with that shit.

The house for sale? No. No, because I'm buying it. I got enough money, nigga, I'll be for sale. I'm buying it. I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

I want the house. If you want to keep it in the family? Yeah. And it'll help you out. You can get some money for it. I want it. I think that's dope. I think you have the opportunity to keep it in the family.

I wouldn't even rent it out. I wouldn't. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't care if nobody is in that motherfucker. Yeah, it's just in our family. If someone does happen to need it at some point in life, it's there. Yeah, we grew up in that yard. It's just a family asset.

That's our yard. My whole childhood, Michael Paul's whole childhood is in that fucking yard. Yeah, we grew up in that yard. That's our yard. My whole childhood, Michael Paul's whole childhood is in that fucking yard. Nah, can't give a shit over here, man. That's fine. That's dope. Yeah, that was dope going back down there. Just memories. Just memories. Then you're looking at your nephews and

they doing everything you was doing at that. That's fly. That's fly. I don't know how I brought that up. I might give it to my dad. That's dope too. I might give it to my dad That's a little too much. That's fine. I might keep it Merry Christmas That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Oh sure. I put his name on it Hey, we can put two names

On this motherfucker Two Joe Buttons That's dope Throw three on there There you go Throw three on him Yeah There you go

Oh We gotta leave that alone Cause we said That's fire We'll talk about it on Patreon We're gonna talk about We're gonna talk about that on Patreon Yeah

That's funny on Patreon I didn't know y'all Didn't know my kid's name We'll talk about it on Patreon That's even That's fire though I ain't know my kid's name either That's funny on Patreon. I didn't know y'all didn't know my kid's name. We'll talk about it on Patreon. That's even that's fire. I ain't know my kid's name either. That's very funny.

Put all of Joe Budden's on that shit. I didn't know his name. Wait. Wait. Chill out, yo. All right, we wait. We live a lie. We're talking Patreon.

Man, your story crazy, man. Oh, man. You got to find human. All right, so you're watching the Cowboys. Dang, the story crazy, man. Oh, man. You got to find human. All right, so you're watching the Cowboys. You're doing something personal. You're going home like you've gone home.

No, no, I'm going to wifey's family. Dominican. Dominican Thanksgiving. I barter that one every year because the food over there is. Oh, they might pin you up by the bodega. You better go in there and talk light. Food over there. Food over there. It Oh they might pin you up by the bodega. You better go in there and talk light. You better go in there and talk light. Food over there. Food over there.

It's worth it. Yeah. We can always do Thanksgiving over here. Yeah. What you doing Flip? Family. Family. My aunt's coming to town.

Are you cooking? Yo, everybody's fired. Everybody get out. Everybody get out. My family. Okay. Let me try this a different way. I'm going to go back to school and pop with y'all.

That's going to get y'all. Nigga, what you wanted to say? When? Thanksgiving, nigga. You are done with family at 4 o'clock. Nigga, my family black. We ain't eating until about 6, 6.30, 7. Nah, I can't not escape.

What the fuck is he talking about? Okay, so then at 8.30. Nigga, you travel with your girl, nigga. You can go to strip clubs and shit at any time, nigga. Some niggas Is family men I can't go outside I got my daughter

She got Ain't no going out Where you going TJ Oh I'm going I'm going to go Nigga your family here Oh I'm going to go See my aunt nigga

On Deep in Long Island Every pot and Friday There's only so much fun You can have When's the last time Y'all seen your aunt Stop playing with me Sunday

I saw my aunt last week Sunday Saturday The aunt that live out of town She's out of town Nigga we saw her face I don't even know Stop playing with me Sunday I saw my aunt last week Sunday Saturday The aunt that live out of town She's out of town Nigga we saw her face time Yeah but that's even more Reason to stay home

What Why What Got him They enjoy your aunt I don't want to enjoy my aunt Yeah you lost me there I'll poke him

He doesn't really enjoy it What are you doing Are you going somewhere after You want niggas to come I'm staying away from Anybody enjoying it. What are you doing? Are you going somewhere after? You want niggas to come? I'm staying away from anybody related to me. What are you talking about? So, nigga, why don't you set the pick, nigga? Thanksgiving is the day for the freak off.

Why don't you say publicly, yo, I'm doing something Thanksgiving. Hey, man, you wanted that turkey leg? Yo, you fucking freaked. It's you on about a 12-part run. You talk about freaking off on Thanksgiving. What the fuck you think? It's a joke about turkey leg and stuffing. But you don't...

Nigga, I will stuff a pension with your contacts, nigga. Watch this. You don't celebrate Thanksgiving, so you should be able to go outside. Yo, stop listening to dodos. Who said I don't celebrate Thanksgiving? You just said you don't. You did.

You just said I'm watching the Cowboy Gang. I said my girl's family eats the day before. So that's not Thanksgiving. Okay, that's celebrating Thanksgiving. That's how they do it. I mean, but Thursday. What that got to do with you? I'm watching the Cowboy.

There's no such thing as Thanksgiving Eve. Y'all just made that up. Well, Thanksgiving Eve is a thing. It is? I know Black Friday was a thing. Thanksgiving Eve was some new shit. Sometimes, nigga. And black was a thing. You standing. Thanksgiving Eve was some shit. Sometimes, nigga. And black.

You're Italian or other? He's black, too. By injection? That nigga. It's good. It's all right, dog. I'm with you. This nigga's stupid.

He's Italian by injection. Nigga, we going out. You going out, man? You going out Thanksgiving? Yeah. Italian pussy's good. Maybe. Mm-hmm.

Theoretically. Hypothetically. He said maybe. The right Italian? I've heard. The right Italian? Oh, you've heard. Look, they got

different dressing. You got shot right dressing. You got, you know what I mean? You got Sicilian, you got Neapolitan. You got Thousand Island. You got Thousand Island. This nigga's a fucking pervert.

This nigga started naming salad dressers. What's wrong with this nigga? I hate you, man. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? I hate you. Zoom into these niggas. To be honest, man, when men and women aren't equal, I'm sorry if that hurts your little

stupid ears. We're not. We're not equal. Because equal means the word same. We're not the same. In fact, that's my favorite thing about a woman Is that she's not a dude Quit pretending we're the same I don't walk around I could have a baby if they'd let me I can't

People try to make it we we we're equal, I want it to be equalized. No you don't. When any one of you got a babysitter tonight, how many of you picked a dude? None of you. Not because you're sexist, but because you're not dumb. Because the baby would fall off the f***ing balcony. You'd be like, why was the baby on the balcony? He's like, I don't know.

It came out to smoke. Just roll. Oh, man. All right. So they found the Trippie Redd video that Mika's upset at. Let's see. Niggas don't follow you when they see you with the ops. Listen up.

It should have been that same energy when you was fucking with them little niggas. You was fucking with they opps at the same time, cornball. But she lost me. 2,500, you can hear I'm the boss. Got exposed to pussy rapper if you know he's soft. Tribute, that's my nigga. Play with brother, that's gon' cop. Niggas gonna follow you in when they see you with the opps.

I didn't hear nothing about me, Kene even maybe I'm you know no one's just talking some shit that you don't know that happened yeah yeah he might have heard it in you don't know who fuck with who see look this is what I don't like and I'm leaving this oh wow did he allegedly pressured Cassie to get breast implants in 2009 and then forced the surgeon to take them out and redo them one week post-op because he didn't like the results. Everything about to sound bad now. Yeah. Yeah, you got to go sit up for a little bit. You got to go sit down. You got to go sit down.

Should have paid. You did. First. No. Well, you should have, but I'm speaking from pride and ego. Pride and ego. And you would too. I don't like that you do that.

What? Because I know the size of your pride and ego as well. But again, in a business forum, dog, you have to let the people around you dictate and make certain recommendations that you listen to. They around you for a reason. My nigga, they said this was a six-month process. Yeah, at some point, there's somebody in there saying, yo, dog,

what she's alleging is a little crazy. We might want to put the lid on this. Prayers to all. Yep. Prayers to to all that's the best way to do it uh sleepers uh i am playing ish's cousin chris brown i with this record this record is hard record is called Midnight Freak off that 1111 album It's track one, second best Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Too many options Yeah But you're the only one I want now See, we don't have no time for letdowns No, baby

Cause we got it way too close now Yeah Can we put our hopes down? Baby, you got all my attention I give you my love and all my affection If I'm moving fast, cause I move with intention Baby, I'ma bring you It's something that I want you to see tonight

I like it cause you're super sweet You like it when I be, be, be Pretty girl, what a midnight freak I know you need, be Pretty girl, but I'm in that dream I know you need a nigga like me Nobody but you and me I'm a beast with beauty in the sheets I lick the lips cause it's super sweet Can't nobody do it like me, yeah

Like me Me, yeah Like me, yeah, yeah, yeah Can't nobody love you better than you deep in the Won't you fuck with me, girl, you can't have another Put up on the gas, put the press a button Roll up on your ass, now I'ma leave it in, stay right there You just leave, God, don't say this so soon

You know I'm on land, let me jump right in Can we blow our hopes down? Baby, you got all my attention I give you my love and all my attention And I'm moving fast, cause I'm moving in tension Baby, I'ma bring the heat Something that I want you to see tonight I like you, I like you, baby, super tonight I like it when you super sweet

You like it when I be, be, be Pretty girl but a midnight freak I know you need a nigga like me, yeah Nobody but you and me, you and me, baby You're the industry, I lick the lips cause it's super sweet Can't nobody do it like me You so bad Look, let that beat right there for y'all Y'all ignored it

Y'all ain't loop it up Y'all ain't do nothing with it I'ma come back soon Brand new music, Chris Brown That record is called Midnight Freak Shout out to all of Isha's family They are so talented. They are great.

Shout out to Chris. We love you, Chris. Come up here, nigga. Stop ducking. Get up here. All that Shannon Sharp shit cool. They know. They know.

Yeah. Come on. Ant, stop playing, man. All right. I'm going Big Jersey. Oh, pump it up? No. Lady London put out her album.

Let's get it. It's called Soul, S-O-U-L. And this record here is called Stubborn. You're ice and Irish. Stubborn But you won't let me Taurus stubborn, hard headed But if I leave you gon' regret it I lift you when you fall but you reject it I ain't picking up your call, I learned my lesson Taurus stubborn, hard headed But if I leave you gon' regret it

Maybe it was me, maybe I'm the reason I'm leaving Or maybe he Never was the easiest being to ever be Or the woman that he thought that he needed was never me Maybe so though, my stomach got me nauseous whenever I'd see you go though I pictured our divorces before the wedding was photoed Running crash courses, I was cautious, he was loco Faster than a Porsche, took horses right off the polo I could lead you to water, couldn't make you drink

If I asked you for a quarter, couldn't get an eighth I would've given you a daughter if you didn't make Everything tit for tat instead of just give and take I would've stayed, maybe you were crazy And lately I couldn't gauge who you really were Or who you really are, you're never close to a person So they really fall, so they really float Passing out my heart to be neglected

Grabbing out the dark but you won't let me Tourist stubborn, hard headed But if I leave you gon' regret it I lift you when you fall but you reject it I ain't picking up your call, I learned my lesson Taurus, stubborn, hard headed But if I leave you gon' regret it I couldn't lie to you or tell you we gon' be together

Y'all the bitches in this party, we can't leave together Cause if our people, if y'all really even seen together I'm gonna get it started we gonna be forever you keep asking me the same shit every single day I see you liking all the same pics Instagram clicks I kind of thought it was the same bitch same ass fake tits eyebrows shapeless but wasteless I hate sis you coming off so tasteless. You so used to pizza, should've never let you taste state. Passing out my heart to be neglected.

Grab him out the dark but you won't let me. Tourist, stubborn, hard headed. But if I leave you gon' regret it. That's all. That record is called Stubborn. That is off of Lady London's S-O-U-L soul album. Shout out to Lady London. She's fire. But if I leave, you gon' regret it It's a good argument, for sure. Her and Rhapsody. Her and Rhapsody are top two. Lyricist out. I like her style.

I like Lady London's style with it. Yeah, she's fire. When she start talking that shit, she start talking that shit. Super fly. Yeah, when she get busy, she goes. For sure. I'm going to the West Coast. Jay Worthy, Jake One, Christopher Walken. I know they hate it, I was dusty pro club ball shorts now and laters Now I waved to my haters from the top of skyscrapers

Paper, paper, mama, I made it From the land where they banger hoods with they fangas Busting on strangers, I was there for the danger Show me respect like I'm Rodney Danger I don't like to turn player, I really got it out of bitch ass Ask the streets, they'll show you my wavering Not many for they girls had to serve them as papers I'm on this ship sailing, ship shaping I was the one with the big faces, not a small tipper

I'm 100, go ask face, killer Don't disrespect me with no small offers I make 30 a month sitting in my boxers I don't do features often but when I do I leave verses in coffins Catch me sliding in a hearse with the curries down Dippin' through Vondon I heard they throwin' rocks and hidin' We do walk-ups with choppers Oh pardon, when you see me it's like Christopher Walken The deer-hunter version, gray bandana Who is robbin'? Who the neighbors?

Nah, blood, we the robbers Tie his bitch up, get the lootin' and robbin' I hang with homies from the era when the looters was mobbin' They whooped that boy so bad he said to swap me then neighbors nah look we the robbers ties bitch up get the looting and robbing i hang with homies from the era when the looters was vibing they whooped that boy so bad he said the swap meeting peace stop it you don't want the politics and the problems who said the west couldn't rap never met kate out of problem rule boy shout out my boy hop out hop out looking like he's straight out of I'm gonna shine this on mamas That's Jay Worthy and Jake one Christopher Walken What's the vibes ish? I'm going to young lady. Her name is Ayana and the song's a good girl for you

Is this how you repay me? Abandon and betray me I hold that true Get to the top, then you slip Crash on white, tweet bitch To get some, she bites the tip And poor gas all over it I hope you don't make a hit I pray that you'll never rest That your whole life's been in debt And your friends all savour it You felt a loyalty, being a fan of me Giving me clarity, you wasn't there for me

You're so weak, can't be alone All your friends leeching till you get home Letting stray hoes sleep in your home I hope she gave you some you can't get rid of I hope you lose the ones that you did love Hope you'll get to the top then you sweat Crash on the way to your bitch To get some, she bites the tip And pour gas all over it I hope you don't make a hit I pray that you'll never rest

Thought your whole life's been for that And your friends all savour it That's Ayana, Good Girl. Tough, tough. This shit's my son, man. Let me get back on the mic. Hold on. Nah, I'm coming up. Yo, your music tastes from when you first started this pod to now.

The greatest songs of all time? Yeah, nah. Why do you think that? I mean, you've been spent a lot of time with me What's I must been with you we work together we may I know so that mean you're right so that mean work together I mean your taste is very heard by me. You're the sauce. You heard my melody. Read about my life in the paper. Read about my life in the paper. Come on. I mean, each of y'all take something to sleep with sauce. I like it, though.

I like it. You've been putting me on to some joints. You and Mel on a little run this past month. Y'all been battling through the songs. Jordan, Spark. Bring back the days of that narrative. We had fun time. We deaded it

but it was fun wonder why wonder why yo that is some phony nigga shit to say yo before we end this shit

who makes the macaroni and cheese this Thanksgiving in your family my aunt probably gonna be the one to do it she's been doing it

for the last couple years since Unc passed. But that was his bag. One of them. My brother. My aunt doing that shit. The dudes, yo. The dudes got the game on the mat.

Yeah, my brother making it. No, he made it dark. He did. No, no. When the men can cook, fam, the men get busy. Yeah, it's either my uncle or my cousin. And it's both dudes. My brother is a chef, so. Yeah. Yeah, it's either my uncle or my cousin, and it's both dudes. My brother is a chef,

so, yeah. Yeah. Hopefully. I don't eat macaroni and cheese. I know who's not making it. Wait, excuse me? I don't eat macaroni and cheese, but... Nah, this nigga, yo. This nigga don't eat nothing. Hold up. Like, I don't know why we haven't discussed that. That nigga don't eat nothing. Hold on, hold on. Flip.

It's Thanksgiving. Wait a minute, wait a minute, everybody. Hold on, give me a second. We went out for your birthday and he on. Flip. It's Thanksgiving. Wait a minute, wait a minute, everybody. Hold on. Give me a second. We went out for your burrito. It's Thanksgiving. It's time to get your plate. What's on your plate? Good question. Chicken, rice and beans.

The empanadas from the bodega. No, no, no. Chicken fingers. The oxtail empanadas. And turkey. And turkey. That's it. No cranberry sauce. No veggies. No nothing? No, no. Rice, beans, chicken, and turkey. That's it. No cranberry sauce.

No veggies. No nothing. No, no. Rice, beans, chicken, and turkey. No mashed potatoes. Do me a favor. Do me one favor.

Take a picture of that plate and post it. Yeah, put it on there. I'm going to keep it real. Send it to me. No, no, no. Tweet it. Yo, listen.

No, I'm going to tweet it. I'm going to tell you this. Listen. Ketchup, mayonnaise. Hold on, hold on. You hate your ass, nigga. When I go listen. No, I'm going to tweet it. I'm going to tell you how it is. Listen. Ketchup, mayonnaise. Hold on, hold on. You hate-ass nigga? When I go to a store, I order from the deli, let me get pepper turkey, honey turkey on the grill with onions and just lettuce.

Dry. Flip, we talking about Thanksgiving. I know, but I'm just telling him how my dry consistency is. That nigga don't eat cheese or nothing. You don't eat mac and cheese. No. Eggs with cheese, nothing. This nigga different.

No potato salad, no egg salad, none of that nasty bullshit. So how did you accumulate weight? Eating late at night. But what do you eat late at night? Chicken fingers. Yeah. And when you start to get money, I eat late at night. Yo, that's crazy.

You got to expand that palate, man. It's nasty. I try to, nigga. It's the texture. You don't like the texture. I don't eat no seafood neither, nigga. No sushi. Probably don't like the texture or shit.

Huh? It's gooey. Are you one of those people that say that you don't like it, but you never had it? Yes. Yeah, that's what it seems like. Because there's some shit I tried to get him to say. He like...

At Joe's dinner. My daughter be like, no, no, no. That's mad shit you didn't want to eat at Joe's dinner. I don't eat peanut butter. I don't eat mad shit.

No salt. Have you ever tried it? When I was younger. There's a lot of wiggle room between mac and cheese and peanut butter. Yeah. I don't eat no C.

I got you. This nigga don't eat ketchup. I eat ketchup. I eat ketchup. That's the only thing I eat. Why don't you do C.I. I got you. This nigga don't eat ketchup, man. I eat ketchup. I eat ketchup. It's the only thing I eat. Why don't you do that for Improv Improv? I guess I'll throw up in here, nigga.

The doctor said it's in my mind. Don't promote none of those shows anymore. Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to eat. Oh. Yo. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yo, stop.

Stop doing that. Your brother looking like he about to do something to me. Try jumping in here. Nigga, I'm trying to. Your brother look like he about to do something to me. Try to jump in here. Nigga look like this. One Thanksgiving dish that you could take off of the menu for the rest of eternity. Cranberry sauce. Nah, you bugger.

I said it quick. The right cranberry sauce. Get all that shit. Get cranberry sauce. I'll jump out there. Get the fuck out of here. Turkey. If it's fried turkey.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm with you. I'd never eat turkey. If it's fried turkey, 100%. no I'm with you I never eat turkey If it's fried turkey 100% Or if it's properly Brined He gotta be brined Here comes chef man

Hey man He's gotta be brined People just wanna put the shit In the oven with some salt on it Like it's like a chicken It's not You gotta soak that shit I never get turkey

Like Yeah fried turkey be rock White people stuffing Squash White people food Squash I Squash. I need squashes. It's a fault.

Yeah, we don't ever get squashed at our table. We don't do that. We don't eat squash at Black Lazy's. I don't even know what the fuck a squash is. It's orange?

Yeah, it's orange. It's all the pumpkin, my fault. Yo, we don't eat that. Squash. Yeah, we just did turkey wings for Thanksgiving.

Fuck that turkey. That's probably fire. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. That's fire. That fried turkey would be the ride. Fried turkey is it. I'm good on turkey.

You give me a fried turkey, I'm good. Turkey for me is great. The leftover turkey on the sandwich, the turkey sandwich with the mayo and the pepper. What? Come on. Come on. See, that's me with the hand. Yo.

Yo, you can't be that homophobic that mayonnaise is a thing. No, I don't eat mayonnaise. Nah, it's not a thing. I'm not homophobic. Why would you say that, nigga? Nah, don't say that homophobic that mayonnaise is a thing. No, I don't eat mayonnaise. No, it's not a thing. I'm not homophobic. Why would you say that, nigga? I'm turning it off. Nah, don't say that. Now you broke it.

Now I don't know how to... Now you broke it. Look what you did. Look what you did. Don't say that I'm homophobic about mayonnaise. Now my shit went away. Don't do that again. Hold up.

I'm trying to be dramatic. And when someone else says... Don't put homophobic on me. You eat a mayonnaise sandwich. No. Nigga, when I was poor as a kid. What type of poverty have you come from? You never ate a mayonnaise sandwich.

Yeah, bad, nigga. I ate mayonnaise for two years straight as a kid, nigga. The doctor said that. You eat scrambled eggs? You eat scrambled eggs? No, hell no. Fried eggs. It's textures.

That's what it is. It's textures. You don't like the mushy textures. You don't like his tongue on, sir. For real. That's it. You eat mushrooms? What?hy textures. Yeah, he don't like his tongue on, sir. For real. That's it. You eat mushrooms? What? Mushrooms? No, hell no. Bro, this nigga don't

eat. Yo, you think I'm playing? Man, nigga go eat breakfast. This nigga don't. Yo, I'll say, yo, the blueberry pan. Now, what? Oh, hell no. I'm like, yo, my nigga's blueberries. Y'all been going to eat breakfast? Secret meeting. Oh, shit. Part two, he ain't gonna get beat.

I hope these niggas can go. I went through it before, fuck outta here. We know. They got me again. These niggas was eating blueberry pancakes. They came up with some shit. Yo, I seen one of the chefs, they took stuffing,

stuffed it in a waffle maker, closed that shit and that shit would fire that shit might be banging a stuffing waffle hold on

I'm listening that might be that don't sound bad that might be fire that sounds amazing I saw a nigga make an oxtail pancake and I was like

what stuff such a nigga nah I can't hold you wait what you said the oxtail pancake not pancakes with oxtails on them either.

Yeah. It was inside the... They'd have got me. No, I'm cool. They'd have got me. I'm not going to hold you. I ain't going to lie. For Thanksgiving, I ain't know my mom had this in her bag.

But maybe because my mom ain't cook enough for me growing up. I don't know. She about to kick my ass. I ain't know her mac and cheese was kind of lit. My mom mac and cheese. She put my... No. Careful. how mac and cheese was kind of lit. My mom mac and cheese. She put my... No. Careful.

Mom mac and cheese. Where it do at? That mac and cheese was good, right? You knew mommy could make good mac and cheese? I know your mom's spaghetti... Older siblings. Y'all fuck him up. Older siblings got the good shit.

I did not know my mom made good mac and cheese. Your mom's spaghetti is a mac lit. I remember that. Spaghetti and collard green. Now she got to make some mac and cheese now Your mom's spaghetti's a maclet. I remember that. Spaghetti and collard green. Now she got to make some mac and cheese now. I'm just thinking stupid, yo. Because what happened was all the family went in the kitchen and made to-go plates, and then I was done.

I ain't even really. That's the thing. Yo, to-go plate etiquette. When you make your plate to eat there, make your plate to leave. At the same time. Don't wait. Don't wait.

Don't wait. Don't wait. Nah, other way around. Yo, IK, in the black house? You'll get fucked up for that. Niggas come with they to-go plates, bags, all that shit. You got to wait till everybody eat to make a fact. You got to make sure everybody eat,

and then you can suck on on. That's fucked up. Oh, I got privilege. Fuck what y'all talking about. Why, you bought it? No. No, no, no. Well, sometimes, but no. The privilege I'm talking about is in the right black family, they know how many to-go plates is coming out, so they got a whole tray of mac and cheese tucked

to the side. A tray of stuffing to the side. And after I make my normal plate, I want it to be a house where the runner of the kitchen says Joe you know you got the extra plate right over here

on the side I'm gonna give you a little something that's what I'm talking about now make my shit now put it to the side and they're not gonna know they're not gonna know

he's right nobody that is about to eat is gonna know thousand percent right he's right it's gonna be in the bag my family be like y'all got the cabbage for you

without the pork, without the bread. Somebody that love you made sure you straight. Just make sure by somebody at Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving in the black family, your aunts and shit

want to make sure you eat. No, man. No, no, no. Real talk, Thanksgiving in the black family let you know where you at. Where you standing on the head.

That's what I'm saying. Everybody who's standing there, don't let somebody get a little peek of somebody saying something. They'll let you know where you at. Get your ham eating ass over there. I got special collard greens, special cabbage over here, Aki. Ain't no oink in it.

Congratulations. They did that for me. Yeah? Fuck out of here. Yeah, fuck that shit. Look at his face. I'm about to go to my grandma's house and do that.

I know she's cooking already. Nigga's stupid, yo. Start trying shit. How much is it to get a plate from a girl that you don't really know? I don't fuck with strangers' food. Yeah, I ain't cooking already. This nigga stupid, yo. How much is it to get a plate from a girl that you don't really know? I don't fuck with strangers' food. Yeah, I ain't doing that. I don't know you like that.

I'm not eating that. Yeah, if I've never eaten your food before. Thank you for telling me what y'all would do. It's mutt. Very mutt. It's very super mutt. Yeah. Very mutt.

High on the mutt list? Yes. Yeah. It's weirdo. Yeah. Some weirdo shit. Yo, on Patreon, I'm getting at you, niggas. Oh, just taking it the wrong way. On on Patreon I'm getting at you niggas Or just take it and throw it away

On Patreon I'm getting at you niggas I ain't gonna I'm sick of this PC pod I'll take it and just throw it away Why I gotta be PC though What if What if

Cause you got a family So maybe it's not But what if Single me I ain't eating I'm not doing that shit If I don't know you I'm not doing that

You know the person You just said I don't know you like that Not like that But you No, no, no, stop. You know the person. You just said, I don't know you like that. Not like that, but you know the person. Oh, so what do you want to fuck? I'm sick of these fucking niggas, bro. They know what the fuck I'm saying. Use your words, then, nigga.

Tell us what you're saying. No, nigga. I ain't using shit. The fuck? We can't read your words. You ain't got to be best friends with the girl. You hungry on Thanksgiving, nigga. Now what?

The girl that you contemplate with. So I know her. You're on the phone. My family over here. That's different. Yeah, I'm going to take that. So that's not much? Nah, that's not much. You said it. I'm thinking it's like, you know. What does take that mean? Take that means

go over there, show up at the spot. No. Oh, just she sends you a plate. She sends you a plate. Nah, you take the plate. Why not? You take that. What's wrong with that? And I'm hungry. Okay. You take the plate. You're not going over there and showing that. No, you take the plate. Why not? You take that. What's wrong with that? And I'm hungry. Okay. There we go. We got rapport.

You take the plate. I'm going to take that. Every girl I got some salt. You made it sound like you was a stranger though. Yeah. You did. I'm not.

I'm not a stranger, but somehow you're not super fly. You never ate from her before. I'm good. I'm good. I feel like Thanksgiving is the day if you never ate from her that it's safe to eat

because everybody's family is. Somebody offers you a plate of food. Yo, all right, good looking. You ain't got to eat it. It's just proper etiquette. No, it's safe to eat because everybody's family is. Somebody offers you a plate of food. Yo, all right, good looking. You ain't got to eat it. It's just proper etiquette. No, he's saying eat it. You go to the house to get it. You could throw it out. That's what I just said. You could throw it out. You don't have to eat it. But I'm just asking how mud is it to get the plate?

I'm good. It's not mud. I don't take it. It's not mud. Not like, not in that instance where it's like, I got some rapport with you. Yeah. It's not mud. I spent the night in your house before. You are. You need to be arrested. No, you said, yo, we not that cool. If I'm not that cool with you. Yeah, it's not much. I spent the night in your house before? You are... You need to be arrested. No, you said, yo, we not that cool. If I'm not that cool with you, I'm not eating your fucking food. You popped.

Or your auntie's food. I didn't even pop. Why are you spending the night in somebody else's house? We went on a date before. We talked here and there. I hate these niggas. It's not what the fuck we mean. Why are you spending the night in your girlfriend's house?

I'm asking a question. know what the fuck we mean. I didn't know. I really didn't know what you mean. Why are you spending the night in your girlfriend's house? Joe, you are- I'm asking a question. Yeah, I'm about to tell you. You the only nigga that is exclusively only staying in your house. Regular other niggas go to the chick house and spend the night. Facts. I have not been to another girl's house in years. Nigga, I got keys to my girl house.

And spend the night. I walk in there and go to sleep. I don't want no nigga running up in there, nigga. I have not spent the night. I have not spent the night in a girl's house in years. These niggas are jaded in trauma. I walk in there and go to sleep. I don't want no, I don't want no nigga running up in there. I have not spent, I have not, I have not spent the night in the girl's house in years. I'm way too traumatized. I'll admit it.

I'm cool. I'm way too traumatized to go to her stink ass house. Yeah. And she just went somewhere where the rent was affordable. She don't care that the gangsters and the gang members

is all over. She don't give a, oh, it's $1,800. I got a den. Yeah. Nigga. Guess what? Well, you got a den. Yeah. Nigga. Guess what? Well, you got a den.

I got a real nice car. Shoot me on your block. What the fuck? Be the worst case for the car bomb to go off. Now look, Joe Budden got killed on your block.

Trying to start a car. Why you ain't report on it, did he? I might want to learn the Carbondry. Yo. What? Yo, salute. Y'all don't want to know how to put...

No, Joe. Turn the music up, man. Hold up. Joe. I would. Okay. Okay. I'm going to keep it up.

Okay, okay. All that shit I see on movies, I be like, damn, why can't I learn how to do that? It's okay. It's also okay to not want to do that. That's a fact. No, I to not want to do that. That's a fact. No, I don't want to do that. Nah, yo, don't act like you seen Fast and the Furious and all them shits or any other good movie.

And you be like, yo, I wish I knew how to put a nigga to sleep with the pop pop. When I talked to you yesterday, it sounded like you wanted to know. We'll talk about it on Patreon. Fuck you. Let me end this shit. Hold up.

Yeah. Wait, wait. Are y'all thankful? That nigga would have made a few of them. Wait, do we have to say what we're thankful for? Oh, that would be cool. We have to do that, right? That would be good.

That would be cool. Come on, let's do that. You got to do that. Come on. Go around the room, man. Name something you're thankful for. Parks. The health and happiness of everyone that I give a fuck about.

That was pretty good. That's it? Yeah. That's it? Yeah. That's a good one. You don't think black people should get their reparation? You're just going to stop right there? All right, man. All right, E.

Shit. The cliche answer will be family but this this time around this moment friends I've needed my friends

more than anything on earth at this moment so I'm appreciating that I feel that yeah I'm not gonna say the cliche shit man

I'm just thankful he think it's up right now it's up so talk that shit that's all it could be bad it's up oh yeah I'm just thankful he think it's up right now. It's up, so. Talk that shit. That's all. It could be bad.

It's up. Oh, yeah, I'm corny. I'm going with the cliche shit like Parks. Family, friends. I don't think I really had no losses this year that were significant like that. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, you're having a good year. It's up, nigga. I'm with y'all.

Parks and Ish. Family and friends. In here, a little bit. up nigga I'm with y'all Parks and Ish family and friend in here a little bit damn I mean this bird ass nigga headache is not you know in here I'm grateful for a lot

I ain't gonna try to be cool like y'all I'm gonna get it out we don't do it enough on these parts I'm grateful for my my kids where they at with they health they they mamas me and they mamas my kid is 22 about to be on his third car I'll get your shit off

there you go get you a little happy about it that's why it looks like Thanksgiving oh I don't know what to get. Corey wanted to show him some wavy Bronco shit. Now he lit. He went right to Bronco. Yo, dad, look. One true door, I found it. It's only 55.

I'm happy about that. I'm happy about both of my parents' successful knee replacements. I'm happy about how they going about taking care of their health. I am. I'm happy about my grandpa's crib, like I told you about. I'm happy about my girl, her kids, work, y'all, where life is.

Everybody is just at this stage. At this stage, everything is good, right? Like the Thanksgiving tour, they be like, hey Joe, how's it going? Everything is great. Kids great, parents great, work great, friends great,

girlfriends are great, goals are great. Yeah. Everything is great. Knock on something. Mm-hmm. Knock on something. And I want to send prayers out

and some thoughts and some positive affirmations for the people out there that might not be doing so great around the holidays. The holidays can be a real difficult time. I say it every year. Word up. Super duper. Amani, you know I love you. Holidays for people that lost their family members can get tough.

I love everybody. Who the fuck is calling me while I'm working? Fuck out of here, man. Bill Withers. St. Louis. So that's it, man. Bill Withers. St. Louis. So that's it, man. Y'all hold it down. Enjoy your family.

Enjoy your friends. Bring this back. Enjoy your family and friends as much as you can this Thanksgiving. I think that's what it's all about, even if you don't celebrate this shit. Enjoy family. It's good to see family and be centralized when there's not a funeral. It's good to see people when people are alive, when you could talk,

celebrate, reminisce. I'm grateful. I got to see my cousins. I'm grateful. I went back down South and did all my country nigga shit. I'm grateful that we had a really good year. We had a really,

really, really great year. It had to end with me getting punched in the face. Listen, we was balling. Hey, God had to do something to say, hey nigga, pow, nigga.

Hey, stay on your toes, stay on your toes. I'm grateful that the bartenders and the strippers still love me the way that they do. That's important to me. I love y'all the same. I'm happy that I have healthy, functioning friendships with both men and women. Thank y'all for holding me down.

The people that I'm able to run my crazy train of thought by that helped me and advised me through the year, my team, the lawyers. There's been no lawsuits this year. There's been no civil suits this year. Niggas have kind of just been able to move it their own accord and I don't take any of it for granted. I'm grateful for each and every one of y'all fans. I know the last part we did some editing so there was a fuck y'all fan some

of the patronies thought it was to them it's never to y'all it's for them freebie niggas they could always fuck off they could always fuck off I want to fix that they shouldn't think I'm talking to them that was for the edit I didn't even know it was patreon only. So I love and support y'all. Thank you just as much as y'all appreciate us. We appreciate y'all. I do want to say, too, real quick. I'm thankful my girl ain't got a cat. Wait, what? Right?

Fucking stupid ass. For real. No, I just wanted to say, because I know, I think it was last year or the year before last, I was saying, like, the holidays are starting to feel a little different. Like, family, it just didn to say because I know I think was last year the year before last I was saying like the holidays are Starting to feel a little different like family. It just didn't feel the same This year back talking to everybody. Yeah, it feel like it's back. Like I'm actually excited for Thanksgiving Mitchell So I'm glad to have that feeling back. So that's all And I'm thankful to Steelers fired Matt Canada

You just shit off I'm not thankful thaters fired Matt Canada. Get your shit off. I'm not thankful that the fucking Giants won that game. I am. So mad about that. I'm tight about that. That was brutal for them niggas. Won my fantasy matchup against Sav. I wasn't supposed to win. I had a kicker going on Monday.

I was up seven. He had A.J. Brown going. A.J. Brown got him one point. Devontae was crazy. I looked at my phone. I threw a party. Yo, that fantasy win when you don't think you're going to win? Oh, my God.

That shit is amazing. What about the one where you think, okay, I could win this, and then there's a drop, and you lose by.18? Oh, like you? Yeah, like me. Like me. To Keith. To 0.18. Oh, like you? Yeah, like me. To Keith. To Keith, yep.

Keith said that's good for you because you increased the members, the participants in our fantasy football league, but didn't increase the number of playoff spots. So he finds a lot of joy in eliminating you for good, for life, from playoff contention. You got eliminated from contention? No, I'm done. That's yes.

And the loss against you? The stuttering is yes. I'm at 1%. The stuttering is yes. Quick yes. Don't meander. I'm not eliminated. I'm still at 1%.

I still got a shot. Y'all hold it down out there. We love y'all. We'll see y'all soon. Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity. Keep us in your peers. Lord knows we need to, love, health, wealth, and prosperity. Keep us in your peers. Lord knows we need to be there each and every one of us. Life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all

we have. And lastly, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it. And if you dating a chick with kids, let's use Instagram as a tool to watch the Thanksgiving that the kids have. Let's find out if these girls can really cook or not. Let's see what's going on. Some of y'all is craft out the box still trying to jazz it up. Trying to jazz it up. Nasty. Nasty out there. Ish, how many pies

you going to eat on Thursday? And Kate. He going crazy. He going back. He going to eat dessert first on the walk-in. I can't wait to have some mac and cheese after this cake. A little ice cream on there too. stuff his fucking fat face with cake. You're gonna need all your wisdom teeth taken out.

It's not gonna look good. I'm a cool fan. It's gonna look funny. No, it ain't. How many tweets you gonna eat? Hopefully none. Who eating pussy on Thanksgiving? Oh, probably me.

I wish I was. Definitely washed the dinner down with a little bit of, yeah, snatch juice. Hell yeah, some clitorade. Some snatch juice. Niggas are disgusting. Escorts work on Thanksgiving? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Probably a big day for them. The rates probably go up Time to have you some pussy and try to scoot up to film was time to put some dick in I screwed up like the Loch Ness monster She be looking so petrified No, not dick right now. Yeah, right this time. Itrified. Oh, no. Not dick right now. Yeah. Right now.

It's time. It's time now. It's time, girl. Damn, I just thought of something. What? We ain't got to go there. Come on. We're talking now.

Come on, Mellie. In the civil suit. You can't. Don't run. Don't run. I'm telling you. You better stop playing. I'm telling you.

Nothing sounds good in the civil. You better stop playing Nothing sounds good You better stop playing Then he rose with the blanket over his head I couldn't see who it was We should have just started Trigger warning That's not how that worked That shit do not sound good in the civil civil No man

Then you gotta pay This would go down in the civil civil Oh, man. Oh, man. Then you got to pay. This would go down in this. He pulled the bag out of his trunk. And I didn't know what you said. Let's get to work. Now I know all his tricks. He said, all my tools are in here.

When I didn't answer the front door, he went around to the side. Look, can't even go to the side no more. Knock. He knocked aggressively. Yeah, what if the civil suits was around in the old school when we used to just throw a rock at the window? Oh, my God. Hey, Howard Reeves.

I heard a loud thump in the middle. No, I was ignoring him, Your Honor. And he just kept hitting my window with rocks. Oh, my God. What? Lock me up. But that's our thing. Let me just turn.

Let me just. What are you talking about? Come on. Throw away the keys. He forced me to throw the keys out the window. Fucking what? Damn. Yeah, that's different, man.

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