The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 683 | "Trim The Tree"

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

 In the latest episode, the JBP begins with discussing their weekend (17:00) which leads to Ish’s story of a recent hair removal procedure (21:00). Kanye West & Ty Dolla $ign debut new ‘Vultures��� album in Miami (47:52), the latest news in sports with the Lakers winning the in-season tournament, Shohei Ohtani’s $700 million contract, and Patrick Mahomes’ complaints from Sunday’s game vs. the Bills (1:04:04). Also, The Grammy’s salutes 50 years of Hip-Hop (1:24:50), Joe & Ice react to Netflix’s ‘Leave the World Behind’ (1:34:40), former NBA all-star Baron Davis joins the JBP to talk basketball and business (1:54:45), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Allure (feat. Nas) - “Head Over Heels” Ice | J. Stone (feat. Bart Oatmeal) - “Showtime” Parks | Marsha Ambrosius - “The Greatest” Ish | Monifah (feat. AZ) - “I Miss You (Come Back Home) (Remix)” 

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A cat. A cat sitting there and just at yourself right here. Like trying to brush his face. Like why you got a beard facial brush with a strap? Like you don't think that that's taking the scully issues back. Supposedly, it's not a brush. Are we, are we, what is it?

Women say it's a dead skin cell remover or some shit. Antoine, come on. I just use it as a brush. We had this conversation before.

Ain't no women in here today. It's us, nigga. I said we had this conversation before. That's what they say it is. All that shit that you do

to niggas, it's a brush. Don't tell me that it's a facial remedy, spack, spack, speckle,

spackle, whatever. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Fuck out of here. This guy's a cool. To niggas, it's a brush.

It's a brush. Don't brush your beard in front. Do that shit at home. Do that shit in your bathroom. You look nuts just now. Brushing my beard. I look nuts.

You look sick just now. That's some real, you do some 47 year old shit, man. I'm 47. And it's January approaching. So? Yeah, nigga, I know your birthday month. Yo, don't be keeping me birthday in your mental world. I know your birthday month. That's corny when you know your man's birthday?

No. No. Yes. No, that ain't good. That's corny. Fuck y'all talking. I know your birthday, kid. It's on Google, that's corny. Fuck y'all talking. Y'all ain't got to put it out there. At our age, that's corny. I know your birthday, kid. It's on Google. You'll be 48, right? Yeah. It's on Wikipedia, dude. You just did a panel, nigga.

They know your birthday. What is he talking about? Stupid. Yo, this nigga look like Joe Locke Holmes, nigga. You look a little something. Like a Paris Pimp. Watson. Watson.

They got us. That nigga said you look like a Paris pimp. Watson. Watson. They got us. They said you look like a Paris pimp. You should have been able to solve. You wee wee hoes. You should have been able to solve that mystery. That funk that we. They got us. Joe came in horse and buggy today.

They got us. They got us, Joe Lock. They got us. You should have predicted what's going on. How can we get out? Hey, camera on me. I stood on the road. I chose the wrong battle.

I did. Oh, shit. Oh, man. They got us, Joe. That nigga inches in. You set this shit up, son. I blame you. Now I see why that nigga look at you, son.

You're just too calm, nigga. You're saying, nigga? I set it up. What are you talking about? You don't get some Robitussin you done had the same cough for about a year for like three months yo

this shit won't go away we watching the Cowboys game he can't even fan out right that with the that feel good yo this guy's a fool like god damn alright

yo before we begin look I don't, I don't have songs. We had a long night last night. I don't have inspiration. I don't have numbers. I'm so, let me get myself together here. Ish. Good day, sir.

Before we begin, you can't say to your friend, that's why you get the big bucks. That's not true. That's why you get the big bucks falls under the same category as must be nice, trying to get like you. Trying to be like you when I grow up. Nope, none of that. Yes, it is.

No, that's not true. It is. It is circle. Yo, hold up for a second. Why is everybody coughing? We gotta get the mask Yo everybody's coughing Mr. Boots in the car

Nationwide My tonality is La la la la la I'm here Oh boy This nigga This one show he can sing La la la la la

Get your ass out of here And that was hate And that was hate More hate Yeah more hate Yo do you know what you do to me Every day on this podcast? Tell me hate

Every day Every single day If we gonna say that This nigga wanna show this podcast? Tell me, hate? Every day. Every single day. If we're going to say that this nigga want to show he can sing his hate, then that means every day I'm the most hated. This just got a case. This is one of my favorite people to hate on. But I only hate on him to him. Yo, what?

Wait, who's him? The other three million people that watch this every day? I only hate on you to you. Go ahead. Agree with your man. I'm not agreeing with that. Go ahead and agree with your man. I told you I only hate on you to you. Go ahead. Agree with your man. I'm not agreeing with that. Go ahead and agree with your man. I told you I got you back

in this one. Why are you applying pressure? Yo, listen to this. Dog, we were talking about a scenario where you guys were working really hard. We were.

No, so that's why I'm like, yo, because sometimes the bullshit got a reward at the end of it. You know what I mean? Like, yo, dog,

these days I've been up under a fucking furnace. Come home,. You know what I mean? Like, yo, dog is days I've been up under a fucking furnace, come home face black. But I might have charged somebody $8,800. Like, yo. You know what I'm saying? So that's why I was saying, like, yo, y'all niggas ain't got no sleep.

What time you got home? That's why you getting a big one. About 2.30. In the morning. That's right. To come back here. To come right back here. Exactly.

Yeah. Well, today should be a quickie. You feel me? That's why you get the big bucks. Sell a brick, nigga. Still hate. Yeah. I don't know what he's saying.

That still must be nice. That's still just a tinge. Trying to get like you. It is. That's why you get the big bucks. A little salt bae. That's IRS. A little salt bae. A little sprinkle.

A little finger on. That's it. That's IRS snitche. And that's IRS. A little salt bae. A little sprinkle. A little finger roll. That's it. That's IRS snitching that's mad shit. What? What? You coming? Yo, shut up.

IRS could price you. You know that, right? No. Nigga, IRS can listen to you come in here and talk about the brokies. I love when the Newark boys do this. Oh the brokies. I love when the Newark boys do this. Oh, there you go.

I love when the Newark boys do this. I just noticed something. Wait, hold on. Let me get at these niggas real quick. There you go. Are y'all telling me that there's no way to get something off on the IRS? I didn't say that. Is that what you two Newark gentlemen are saying to me?

No, I'm never saying that. Who you talking about? So I'm saying there is a way for Ish or anyone to hip the IRS. You snitch, man. So you getting money? Yes. Not your Parisian foo-foo corduroy pants with the blue and red stripes. That don't hip him to it.

That don't hip him. Thank you, Parks. I see your beard got darker. You good? It's the same. He went to Placemore. That's what it says. That don't hip him. Thank you, Parks. Yo, Ice, I see your beard got darker. You good? It's the same. He went to apply some more. That shit was dark, Ice. No.

That shit do look a little darker. It's because he's wearing all black. It might be all black. It's all black. That shit blacker than me. That nigga start getting a couple compliments. That nigga went back and put that shit on like, man. He start dumping that shit on his face.

Look. It is black, though. You got the spray can shit? And the chicks were saying you look bad. You got the spray can, you look like graffiti? No, I don't do it, man. Yeah, but he ain't hit the mustache right. Look, mustache's a little lighter.

Yo, the girl said you look bad. He ate some soup last night. Wore that shit right off. Drunk some milk. Yo, you know what's funny? You know why you can't have guy friends? Because when I got home at some point,

I was like, and I was watching tape and I'm like, yo, Ice looks great, yo. No, girl, you look like a baddie in the hot chair.

You look like a whole different dude from three years ago. That was the point. Oh. That motherfucker said I look like my mother's father. That shit hit. That was ether. That made my soul burn. Oh, man. That couch was looking I look like my mother's father. That shit hit.

That was ether. That made my soul burn. Oh, man. That couch was looking mad old in the face, though, before. So what that couch over there look now? Whoa. Right now? Right now.

Old. In the face? Yeah. OK. Specifically. Just want to make sure. Because he don't help matters. I knew it was about to get shot.

I'm cool with grays, but obesity and greys make it like nowhere do you voluntarily sit next to the fattest nigga in the room here's the problem you have to pick on me cause you can't pick on the person that you need to pick on motherfucker leave me the

fuck alone yeah you gotta take it out on me if you stressed out I was close to it lucky I had nothing to do I couldn't come up with a plan oh wow you did that bullshit you did you did that bullshit you had us excited I was close to it. Y'all lucky I had nothing to do. I couldn't come up with a plan. I don't know. You did that bullshit. You did that bullshit. You had us excited,

talked on the pod, and then you took it back. Yeah. 100%. Tell him. You talking about the other day when I was like, and we have to work at some point. You talking about the other day

when I was like, yo, after the pod, day off, just leave. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm out. Nah, I'm out. You, day off, just leave. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a dub. I'm out. No, that's a dub. No, I'm out.

You told me that. Me too. I planned something. All right, so go. Once the boss said that. All right, so go. Let's go. You need rest anyway.

You stressed out. Everything else. Stop. Leave me alone. Your face. Nigga. You're not tired, nigga. Let me see.

I ain't even got no inspiration. Let me go ahead. The nigga don't got inspiration. Oh, shit. Let me see. I ain't even got no inspiration. Let me go ahead. The nigga don't got inspiration. Oh, shit. Let me send you something, yo. No, no. You sure? Don't send me nothing.

Oh, shit. I wouldn't. I'll send you a couple, young man. Shout out to Corey, man. The visionary. That nigga be working. I got a trick for y'all. What's today?

Wednesday? Yeah. Yeah. Got to pick something. Come on. You got a trick for y'all. What's today, Wednesday? Yeah. Yeah. Gotta be good. You got a Wednesday set for us? OK. I gotta speak to the music.

I gotta let the music just speak for me today. I ain't gonna lie to you Sing to me Mary Sing to my soul and my spirit It's been a rough few months out there Let's ask for healing Let's ask for healing and peace Here we go Broken heart again Let's ask for healing. Let's ask for healing and peace. Here we go.

Broken heart again. Another lesson learned. Better know your friends. I'm about to burn. God, light me up. Yeah, I'll be back. He got lighted up. No more pain No more pain No more pain No more pain

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No more pain, no more pain No more pain, no more pain No more games messing with my mind No more drama in my life No one's gonna make me hurt again No more No more tears I'm tired of crying

Damn, I'm going to cut this off before the good part But I'll sing at the end At the end I'll get my little karaoke on Maybe E will be here to sing it with me I don't ever want to hurt again I want to speak my mind I want to speak my mind, wanna speak my mind Gotta speak to the music-ish. Big Jersey, Big Jersey.

Y'all, cause what's poppin' out there? Brooklyn, what's poppin' out there? Yes, sir. Y'all may shout to wherever you might be listening from. We are truly, truly blessed, truly grateful to have you here You could've been anywhere in the world But you're here with us We got a few more weeks left in the fourth quarter Hopefully everybody's getting their holiday shopping on right now

Traffic is a mess, so please be careful, please be advised And we still got a mental health crisis out there So please carry your mace, your beer mace Your fuckin' taser, your little deuce-deuce So that.380 that you get when you first look for a gun That.380's still reliable It's still reliable .380, get him right up off you

Here we go How can I love somebody else If I can't Love myself enough To know when it's time Time to let go Rock on, my Mary said to put you under the couch too I ain't gonna lie

I ain't gonna lie, rock on Swing on, I'm feeling warm Yeah, yeah, yeah We moving and grooving, we moving and grooving out there All that's mine We are Oh, yeah. We moving and grooving. We moving and grooving out there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Shout out to the beautiful couples, all the happy people. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, a sign from the sweet lord of the buff. All right, come on now.

We got to work. We got to work. I'll do that later. You got your sign? Hm? You got your sign? My sign? What do you mean, my sign?

From the sweet lord of the buff. No, no, no, You got your son, yo? Don't pick on me today. No, never. You be picking on me. Never, ever. Leave me alone, man. Whatever zone it is.

683? 683. Oh, we getting there. Ooh, we getting there. 683. Nice peaceful number. It is. Now you're going to put the hate blockers on?

Yeah. You felt a little hate? I'm sorry about the jokes. Don't apologize. Grown ass man. I just was worried that I was the hater. That beard now make you look like you're from Detroit now. Never.

Yeah, you look a little Detroit-ish. What up, though? What up, though? What up, though? How y'all doing, man? What's up? I'm chilling. How y'all doing?

Episode 683, 683. 683. 683. 683. Welcome to 683 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here, highly favored host, ever so gracious and grateful, thankful to the Lord up above. I am Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people. Glad everybody could find the time today. I really appreciate that.

To my right, you know what I mean? Split. Split. Split. Split. I really appreciate that to my right you know what I mean flip flip my man flip I'll greet me I'll greet me like that too man just get me the fuck out of here no you my man

don't do that don't do that Ish is here too what's up nigga good day sir my man what I told you stop that shit

y'all kind of dressed up for warfare good day Watson they over here like it's beef they ain't know what was going on cheerio cheerio they didn't know today Oh man, what did I tell you? Stop that shit. Y'all kind of dressed up for warfare. Good day, Watson. They over here like it's beef. They ain't know what was going on, right? Cheerio. Cheerio.

They didn't know today was our episode of peace. I don't want no beef. All my episodes are episode of peace, man. That's it. That's y'all that like that beef shit. He's projecting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's y'all bag.

He's projecting. Nah, that's not my bag, nigga. No, that's your bag. We make mistakes. No, y'all enjoy that. I made a mistake, nigga. I'm a man. Jesus made mistakes.

Jesus is the only one that didn't make any mistakes, except for trusting. Listen, nobody loves when the water get hot more than me. But what happens now, when it boil for too long, it starts spilling up over. No, it starts evaporating. That too. It starts evaporating. The pot get black. Oh, is that what happened? You don't do that bullshit, right?

I'm just, I know. Yeah, that's why you're in a position. Yeah, fuck you. Stop, leave me alone, man. Because you're stressed like me. We stressed. No, I need the love of my brothers today. What's up?

You said stressed or stretched? That's pause. I know. That's Friday. Oh, my God. Ice is here. Parks is here. Corey is here. Erickson is here. Poe is here. That's Friday. Oh, my God. Ice is here. Parks is here. Corey is here.

Erickson is here. Poe is here. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? Feeling good, man. What's the vibe? Shout out to the fans out there. None of this possible without y'all.

Hopefully, your week is going amazing. What's popping, though? Man, my weekend was crazy. I'll get into that after everybody speak. Long weekend. What happened, man? Go ahead. Yeah Long weekend. Beautiful. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah.

Start. So I went to G Money's father's birthday party. Okay. Shout out to Grandmaster Vic. I saw him as well. Shout out to G Money. Shout out to DJ G Money, my brother. Uncle Monkey, it was his birthday, 60th.

So it was a great time. You know, they throw a party, like a thousand people there in Rochdale. Nice. He did a thing. Towards the end of the night, you know, somebody came up and saw me. And they said, come here Flip. He was drunk. Came up and started listening.

Nigga moved my face like this. I was like, alright. I let it go. Then he was grabbing me up, grabbing my shirt up. I ended up choking him, holding him up. Not choking him, but grabbing him. You was under pressure? I was under pressure, but it's like the thing I was telling y'all about

of why I don't go places. Right, right. G-Money. Because niggas grab your face and move it to a different direction No, niggas grab me and think they can touch me. So G-Money was standing there. G-Money saw his man doing it. He told him, yo, chill.

This is why flip don't come outside. Stop. Chill. So I sat down there. And JR gets up, too. Shout out to JR. He's my man. JR, you're a hitter, yo.

Yeah, JR gets up. He hit the camera? No, not the camera, man. Watch your mouth. I'm playing with JR like that. So I sit back. Long story short, I sit back there. I feel so bad for JR.

JR could just never be somewhere like just being a child. Just weren't chilled out. See, look what y'all say. He could never just be being a kid. Just being a 19-year-old. Just chilling, PlayStation. Looking at the girls. Yeah.

So hold on. I sit back down. Security, cameraman. G-Money told me to chill. I sit back down. About seven minutes later, a homie come back and start dancing in front of me and tap my hat. So now I'm pushing him. Anyway, long story short, you know, I just had a whole meeting with the family yesterday,

but these are the reasons why I don't go outside and go to these things. The best people to throw a party is G Money's family. Classic and beautiful, and I'm still going through the encounter like I'm doing a skit. And there are excuses like, yo, Flip, he drunk, pranks. I don't want to play that. Don't touch me, nigga.

And next time I see him, I'm going outside his head. I told him that on the phone. I had to. Sorry, my fault. It's fine. We don't need to. Let me get my shit off. I just said this episode of Peace.

We not peaceful, nigga. We got to take it out on somebody. We going through enough. Let me get my shit off. All right? I'm stressed. We all alone on the ship, nigga. How y'all doing?

That nigga took your face and moved it like that. Word. Come here, come here nigga. How are y'all doing? That nigga took your face and moved it like that. Word. Come here. Come here. And squished it up too? Yeah. Oh. He said that to try to keep the story going.

Because I didn't want to elaborate. I felt crazy. You got to throw the uppercut. You got to throw the uppercut on that nigga there. That was like it. Nah, I'm good. I did my little tree chopping. You know what I mean?

Oh, man. He got a video? You know what I mean? You got the got the video? You got the video though? Yeah I got a video I'll send it to you Nah it was dope It was like some family shit Like you know what I mean?

It was a bunch of people out there I guess they do it Like a family tradition Okay Where the kids and all that Go pick the tree out And all that shit These white people

Getting that money How was the sawing experience for you? Well I guess you do that It was mad easy Nah that shit was mad easy. It was a live tree. It's pine. Yo, dog, these niggas had acres of Christmas trees.

At a buck 20 a pop, no matter what the size of the tree was. On this day, it says that white people are getting that money. I was like, yo, these niggas just took a piece of land and just planted some trees and they just crack it. I'm like, yo, these motherfuckers, yo. I'm just taking my Umar notes.

I'm just telling you what you be saying. Something wrong with you. He hear you, yo. He know they getting money too. He say it. Fam, I'm fam Dr. Umar, bro. Stop your fuckery, bro. What's wrong with this guy?

This nigga's a fool. Okay, so you do have a video kind of trick. Yeah, and yo, this funny, though. What? I got a laser. Shit that the chicks be getting. I'm sorry? Wait, wait.

Laser hair removal? Yeah. Excuse me? Wait, I'm not asking, bro. Hold up. Yeah, when?? I'm not asking, bro. Hold up. Yeah, where? Thank you. Somebody had to ask.

On your private parts? You sick, bro. You are disgusting, bro. No, he didn't say that stuff. He did not say that. He did. Dog, that shit hurt. I don't see how chicks be enduring that.

Wait, wait. I don't understand what you're saying yet. They get the laser shit. They get different places. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got my monkey. Oh, my God. I got my monkey, though.

Duh. You got to eat the fact, Dye. Yo. They get the shaft? Yo. That shit hurt, my nigga. Nigga, what are you trying to say? They laser the shaft? They hit the shaft? Yo. That shit hurt, my nigga. Nigga, what are you trying to say? They laser the shaft?

They hit the tank? Oh, my God. Yo. Wait. That's funny, son. All right, pause. Hold up. Like, what position are you in, yo?

No, we need a blanket pause. Yeah, yeah, we should. We got a blanket pause. We got questions, but continue. Yeah, how did you decide? You had to stir up some shit? You had to hold him up yourself? Yeah, go ahead.

Yo, my girl. This is crazy. He got you. He went up to you. He went up to your little fight story. He killed me. That shit was funny, son. Nah, that shit was great.

How did you decide that you wanted to get this done to yourself? Nah, yo, I'm hairy, so that shit be annoying. You know, I'm serious. All jokes aside, that shit is annoying. Being hairy? Yeah. So I be shh.

Remember, you know I got the little. The little manscape wasn't cutting it no more. I got the hair. That shit be annoying, man. In what way? How? Like, how is it annoying? Like, you be itching or some shit?

You be sweating? Nah, it's annoying. Yeah, that shit be sweaty, man. You be sweating a lot? Even when they grow back, it's just annoying. That shit be, yeah. Oh, that's why you can't wear lotion. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. That's a bad one. So he decides, so you mad here. All right, so you said, you know what? I'm tired of looking at this dick this way. I'm not even waxing. I'm going straight to laser. Waxing?

I'm just saying. That's what you did. I ain't fucking with that. I heard that shit. Just get some scissors and do the normal shit. Take the little clipper and do this. I got the manscape shit. What's wrong with just a little zzz?

I got the zzz. That shit be drawing bad shits. They did the balls too? Yeah, they do everything. Oh my God. No, that shit hurt. Wait, what are you saying right now? Hold on. He got- What are you saying right now? Hold on dog pause

Due to you Were you away what a balloon that look like a butthole did they do to you? You know what a balloon knot is. Were you awake? What a balloon knot look like? A butthole. Did they do your fucking butthole? They did all that? They just do your whole region, man. Oh, my god. Yeah.

Damn. Yo. Yo. You my pal. Damn. Yo, you niggas is immature as hell. Oh, my god. Yo, you got to go.

Yo, you niggas is immature as hell. You have to go. Yo, you prepared yourself for this Friday. You should have called out. Yo. I know that shit hurt. Why you prepared yourself for this Friday. You should have called out. I know that shit hurt. Why are you coming around us still all red in the pelvis? Nigga, you ain't even healed.

Oh, shit. It don't hurt like you. Nah, come on, yo. Yo, shout to the women that be getting that shit done. Women strong. You got to go back. You got a faja on. You need a little recovery time. You sit at the little donut shit. You got the little circle? You got a fire on? He need a little recovery time. He sit at the little dog house.

He got the little circle that he sit in. Wait, he was on your back? How you do this? How did you do it? How did you do it? Oh, that's what we got to go. No, you don't joke with us. Mute up.

You the joke right now. How did you? What position did they have you in? Pause. You lay on your back first. They get what they give you. Did they flip you over? Yeah, you got to turn around.

Oh, my God. They went from behind? They went from behind? You tooted up? Yo. They give a thing. Do they flip you over? Yeah, you got to turn around. Oh, my god. They went from behind? They went from behind? You tooted up? You tooted up? Yo. Yo. Tooted and booed and, yeah.

Tooted and booed and, yeah. What a. Oh, shit. You can't say that. You think this is clowns, yo. Yo, grow up, my nigga. Grow up, yo. It's all right, though.

Ish. He prepared himself. He got the shit this weekend to call a knock to beat you. That's why you did nigga. Shit. Grow up, yo. It's all right, though. Ish. He prepared himself. He got the shit this weekend, the colonoscopy shit. Oh, that's why you did it. Yeah. He didn't want to get in what they had for shit. Oh. Yo, we doing the science. We doing the science.

He didn't want the camera to be down. God tried to get a discount from the doctor. Yo, you are stupid, son. Something wrong with you, yo. These old niggas is different. Yo, what are y'all going through? Old. Midlife crisis.

Who is y'all? Who y'all? Ish, you can't come around us like this. You couldn't just dye your shit like him? This shit's still. Yeah. Blended it in with your skin. Oh, man.

This shit is still sore. Pause. It don't be sore like that. And he said he mad hairy. So it took him a while. No, you got to. So they had to really make shit match. You got to shave first. You got to shave first. be sore like that and he said he mad hairy so it took him a while no you gotta no no no no no no you gotta shave first you gotta shave first but then they then they finish it off they finish you

off yeah how many how many you were on your back how long it took dude yeah ten it was a chick i don't know i peaked it i don't know who it was like Like, not even 10 minutes. So it was fast. But dawg, was she impressed? Yeah, though. You had to hold your legs up and bust it open? Oh, shit. Let me guess, you got hot dogs in your head? Black or man? Wait, you are stupid, yo.

Wait. Get off. Fix yourself. Fix stupid, yo. Wait. Get off. Fix yourself. Fix yourself, nigga. It's a full time. Okay. You was awake for this? Yeah.

It's like literally eight minutes, ten minutes. Not even. Your shit was moving around? My meat? No, you know, you move from one side to the other. Oh, so you in there moving your dick from side to side while they vacuum their hair? While they do the little laser vacuum? Vacuum.

Ain't no vacuum, ass. Oh, so you got a nice little. They spraying like Icy Hot on your dick. Like they spray this cold shit on your dick. While they be hitting you. Because the shit hurt. With the numbing cream on it. Yeah, yeah.

It's like a cold, cold, cold, like. So then you had to go home and pose for your girl and say, well. Well. What did you think? My girl was there. She held your hand? No. That shit hurt, though.

I go, oh. I bet it did. I bled. You cry? No, nigga. It don't hurt like that. He was like, ow. So you got like tan lines.

Flirt lines. Yo, what are y'all going through? So the rest of you is hairy still. Like, I don't care about the rest of you. You can't bunch of beef. Wait, wait, wait. You can't bunch of that. Y'all promise you, at some point, we going to start.

We don't need to start. I don't know. We was going to do this. We can actually end it after this segment. We can probably sleep. I don't know he was going to do this. We can actually end it after this segment. We can probably sleep. I don't want to be around his shaving ass. Because you know she hit his ass. Yo, you are stupid.

He said it. He said it. I want him to go back home to his family and his people that love him. Yo, you're stupid, son. What's wrong with you? You can't be around. You did all that and ain't got a shape up. No shape up.

Yo, all right. This is flavor. Now he coughing. There you go. You went to the wrong doctor. Yo, this guy's a fool, yo. He made every appointment he needs to make but the doctor. This nigga going to get his dick shaped up

Asshole right? Yo, they bleed you to Yo at 40 and what's and what she impressed like did you say anything about you? How did the doctor look yo, can I answer our first question he already asked me you didn't answer I did answer She was a professional. She said like a man. None she hadn't seen before. She probably seen a lot of beats.

She probably lasered some beats. And your girl in there making sure you can't get hard while she's fucking around. Your girl in there just on hard watch. Yeah, just not telling you about some shit. You better not. Forgot not. You better not. Forgot to take the garbage out. That's when you got to sit there and just think about like peanut butter, baseball, stupid shit. Crocodiles.

Dumb shit. Stupid shit. Alligators attacking you. Did I get a car wash today? Yo, you better think about stupid shit. Hell yeah. But now that experience was funny. I knew y'all was going to laugh, but shout out to them chicks.

Because they be all on the chick deep inside they lips. That shit, boy. It was deep inside. Don't try to date. Don't try to separate. It was them, nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Holy shit. I don't know how we can top that pause. Nah, we can't. It's over. We ain't got to tell about our weekend. It's fine. We can just call it a spot. Yo, we got sleepers?

You got a locker in there? You know how you come in, they send you to your locker. Go ahead and change. Put your stuff in there. Oh, shit. Yo, you are a stupid dog. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

They crying laughing too? But see, this is why I always say Fuck them topics Word Go get your asshole done and come in here and talk about it Fuck these topics if y'all come in here and do this and wild out Oh man yo you are a fool I thought the Christmas tree story was going to be the peak of the

No no He took it up a notch I got a few stories to tell but I ain't following that up I ain't following up that comedic genius. That nigga ass is sitting there nice and tight. That shit nice and tight over there. So, pause. What's wrong with you, yo?

Pause us? You told me. That was me. Pause us. That nigga over there like Michael Hasselhoff. Hey, what's wrong with you, man? It's David. It's David.

You ass. What's wrong with you? David Hasselhoff. Michael. Michael Hasselhoff. Pause. So this area is no hair, but then hair go down there. Baywatch face ass, nigga.

So there's no hair there. Wait hair go down there. Baywatch face. So, there's no hair there. Wait, you got a V? Wait, what shape you got? He got a boxer line. Wait, you went to the board and had to pick out number 19. 19, right there, number 19. 19 with a T for V. The hair won't grow back, right?

This is crazy, son. You got to go six times. Your girl got you. You got gotta go six times Your girl got you You gotta go six times Wait you gotta do it again Where you going When is it Can we film it for content

Yeah I'm coming I'm coming up there You gotta go six times When To really get a good shape up No so it won't grow back Oh you getting removed Or you bald

Yo you went bald He hate them pubes Where you bald? Yo, you went bald. He hate them pubes. Where you're bald. Bro, I should be sweaty as fuck. You know, we having sweatpants and shit. That's crazy. No, we don't relate, man. Yo, Ish, hold on, Ish.

We not your age, my G. Six times back. Like, you told her, like, yo, start from here. Like, every, like, every. How you do that? My next appointment is, um. He went bald. I think at the end of it.

I'm like a bird. Like almost February? Like February? Something like that. Okay. Then you come back. I don't know where my home is. I don't know where my home is.

And isn't it ironic? I'm like a bird. It's like rain. Who am I? That nigga in the mirror looking at his pews. Why you gotta be so complicated I don't wanna close my eyes Holy shit

That nigga tried to gain a few inches For his queen Tripped the bushes so the tree looks bigger Yeah that nigga tried He went with the prominent package Cut down the tree And then shaved off the fucking leaves The 3D package so the tree looks bigger. Yeah, that nigga tried. He went with the prominent package. Nigga cut down the tree. And then shaved off the fucking leaves. The 3D package.

The filter. I put a filter on my shit. He went and got it. Landscaper of the year. He went and got prominent on him. Oh, shit. Shout out to you, Ish. That shit, shout out.

You won, yo. You be smelling my shit burning. Smelling my hair burning. For real. We could have just got you the Bevel ad, man. We could have done something. Bevel. Okay, off of him. Oh, shit.

I feel like I did not need to know that about my man. That's funny. I'ma see you walking in this spot mad different now. This nigga, he floating. Yo, Ice, what Rihanna said? In the tweet? The infamous tweet? Oh, yeah, like Trump says to pay. Stupid, yo. That's what she said, man. in the tweet the infamous tweet oh yeah

like Trump saying stupid stupid yo that's what she said man stupid oh man that is crazy bro salute to you though

you know yeah I mean yeah you got it you got it so like wait wait alright it's cold as shit outside today

did she put alcohol you catch like a different breeze walking you put sea breeze on your shit neosporin alright come on cause I could do this for two hours. You're all here yo, sea breeze. I could do this. I could literally do this for three hours. So, what happened? What happened? You need to top that. What you did? I can't top that man. What was your weekend? Um, Went to a baby shower. Oh, yeah. How'd it go? They were potting with you? Oh, yeah.

And you wore Nikes. I seen it. Yeah. Wow. I seen you look good. Yeah. Thank you. I'll tell y'all this, though.

He's glowing up and going out. I'm going to tell y'all this. You know every time you go to the barbershop, like in the hood, you end up potting about potting? Mm-hmm. Well, when y'all are the topic, it's different. Don't feel good. Didn't feel good at all.

I took my girl's son to get his shape up. I'm in the barbers it's different. Don't feel good. Didn't feel good. I took my girl's son to get his shape up. I'm in the barbershop, and it didn't feel good. I don't think my barber's a pod fan, thank God. No, that whole shop was pod fans. Oh, yeah. It was different. On the walk-in. And I don't go there no more.

Your girl went with you? No. Oh, my girl don't go to the barbershop. You took her son again? Yeah. He needed shape up for the baby shower. Nice. Oh, and then this is

Oh that's a bad combo So we walk in there And Immediately It's just Oh shit Yo yo That shit y'all doing

Yo what the fuck Every two seconds I thought you were going to the poppies now I'm not taking him there Because he got dreads I gotta go somewhere Where they know how to You know what I mean

Gotcha Dreads is when. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, he throw me some ammo out the back, I'm telling you, I'm gonna start blazing you up,

yo, stop playing, yo. All right, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. Oh yeah,

that was it though. I'm done, I'm done. It was cool though. The baby shower wasn't that bad. And listen, trust me, Ice is doing it right.

I had to have the uncomfortable talk with my baby mom about whoever she got cutting my son's hair. Every week it's a new surprise. And then last week I looked at him, I said, okay. This is a girl that's doing this. So why don't you take her to the barber? Get him a cut job. It just dawned on me, me when she keep remixing this shit

so I saw her I said oh nah you know what girls be doing too I said hey quick question

that never stopped I be thinking that's a good lead off it ain't never a good lead off quick question quick question never works

hey quick question is this barber a girl that sounds like such a horrible thing I'm surprised I'm good go ahead

carry on I said let me do it He's a barber. A girl. That sounds like such a horrible thing to say. I'm surprised. I'm good. Go ahead. Did you say? Carry on. I said, let me do it. Let me do it. Let me book the barber. Let him come to my house. Let me give my, come on, because this, I don't know.

That's fire. Okay. Yeah. There you go. Have a manly. Enough. Yeah. Enough.

Because for real, that's how your son grow up with resentments and attitudes when he around when he around 14 and we start realizing like his dick and girls and appearance that phase they go through the appearance phase

yeah and they shit is like this shut up it don't grow right here they shit is up here in the back right yeah

fuck out of here you set me up, nigga. Yo, that's how you got thin here? I'm playing you, my man. I'm playing you. Corey text me on whatever day that was, Saturday. He said, yo, you want to go feel broke? I was like, I ain't doing shit.

Might as well. Go out to the little shorty who's mall. On what day? Weekend. Y'all crazy as hell. I was in there Saturday. I don't go in there on the weekend. Is's mall. On what day? Weekend. I was in there Saturday. I don't go in there on the weekends. This time of year.

This time of year. That's where the laser spot was? That was Sunday. I don't fucking know. Wait, you came to see me right after you did that shit? Wait. That's disrespectful. Yo, you went to see your man after you got a laser rule, you freak?

You just got a fresh laser and went to your man crib? You didn't smell it? To watch the game. Yo, this nigga's an idiot, yo. Nigga. Oh, that's wild. Something wrong with you, yo. You a wild boy.

Anyway, Corey's going to take me to go to the fancy watch dealer place. In Shore Hills Mall? So they could put you on a list. And you could do things the right way instead of buying these watches off market, after market, for three and four times the price. Resell. But the fucked up part is.

Right here, resale prices. Go ahead, I'm sorry. No, go ahead. The fucked up part is what model you want don't be next in line. So let's say you want a yacht master, right? Whatever. If them niggas get a presidential that come up, they gonna call you.

And so sometimes they, from what I hear, you gotta take the presidential just to get on the Rolex list. Like that shit is annoying. Like they kinda got a racket going on over there. Like you wanna get your watch from us? Okay, cool. Take whatever the fuck we give you.

All life is, is learning The different scams Everywhere That's true That's all it is That's true Everybody got that The niggas got a scam So which scam do you want

Do you want to buy this watch For seven times the price Exactly You want to buy it No certificate No warranty You just doing nut shit Or

You gonna sacrifice now Do you want to play The real nigga Queen of England scam That's real That's literally it That's literally it. That's it. Like, yo, you remember

when the nigga sold Lil Baby the fake watch? Mm-hmm. He like, yo, Patek, could y'all fucking put me on a list? Yeah. I wouldn't even have to

go through this if y'all put me on y'all list. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Nigga had to go buy a $400,000 fake watch. That's the same shit with Rollie.

I'm on that dumbass list. So me and Corey walking the spot, I already look like a fucking, I look like it's laundry day. He always got his criminal look on. Criminal minded.

The girl with the plate, she starts screaming. Holy shit, that's your money! I'm like, hey, what the fuck? But,

thanks. That works. That works. That works. Stop. But, thank you. You want to tell me

what that was? Because that's important. That lady was just shoo, shoo, shooing. Stop. But thank you. You want to tell me what that watch store is? Because I'm going to go there and take a seat. Because that's important. That lady was just shoo, shoo, shooing us around. But finally, we sit down in the little seat. She pulled out the magazine. I don't know what the fuck is going on in here. She started just going to pages.

She started calling this shit. This has the Switzerland time and the two-piece airpiece. All right. This one is good to 6,000 square feet. How much is that level? What you looking at, Rolexes? I'm not going to say. Okay.

And not Rolexes. But no. Gotcha. Same thing like that. But all right. Where's that watch? It's not here. Well, where is it?

We only get two for the year. And you have to be on the list. So if you want to buy it, you can buy it. But I can't guarantee you when it'll be here. It'll just, we'll call you. Whenever we get it. We'll call you. Wait, what?

Okay. Okay. Oh, then they brought out a watch. Nice. They brought out a watch. Nice, beautiful little sport they brought out a watch. That was for sale? They brought out a watch. Nice, beautiful little sport watch. Told me the price. Told me the specs.

Told me the details on it. And I was like, all right. Is that for sale? Mm-mm. No. No. That's what I said, y'all. That's what I just said.

No. This is our showpiece. Exhibition show. And then she said, well, this is the $59.90. This is the new collection. This comes with this. I said, all right. Can I buy that?

She said, yes, but it's not here. And same rules. You have to wait. I said, all right. I'm going to head on out. But I got home and said, I better hurry up back there

and do that. Yeah. You got to do that. You got to do that. You got to do that. It's really like the frustration is why niggas go to the gym. You got to do it. You might want to go to one in the city, no? Wouldn't that be the same shit?

No, no. What you really want to do is right after we finish the pod, you should go. But they would get more than two watches a year, I would think. Same region. You should go. I think in Midtown Manhattan, they probably get more than two watches a year. I don't know. I like the watch.

Dog, the lady get more than two watches a year. But who the know. I like the watch. Dog, the lady get more than two watches a year, but who the fuck are you sitting in my chair? I have a list of clientele that, you know, we never cop into the watches that we get. But anyway.

It's just real grown people, money games. True. Some bullshit. Yeah, here's a quick story. That's funny. That's what I got. Put you right back in your little place. Yeah, here's a quick story. That's funny. That's what I got. Put you right back in your little place.

Yeah, quick. Real quick. I am going to do it, though. I believe you. Please do. You got to do it. I'm freestyling. Get your ass up and go do it, nigga.

You know, I am. What else? What else? What you do? Yeah, come on. What you got, Parks? Man, shit. We was working all weekend.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Not very exciting. Well, exciting, but, you know. You got a Christmas album coming? No good story. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Not very exciting. Well, exciting, but, you know. You got a Christmas album coming? No good story. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you do.

And the story of Queens. Yeah. Mom cooking chicken. When is it dropping? Soon. In a couple days. We just got to get an album. I was about to say,

this is the second week of December. I know. Okay. Got to get the album covered up. Music stuff. Got it. Got you. Okay. Gotta get the album covered up. Music's done. Got it. Got you.

Smoop. Well that was our weekends. That was our weekends. Stop laughing. I'm sorry. Stop laughing to yourself. I was watching the news yesterday. Stupid ass Bronx.

The corner of the building fell. That was crazy. I seen that. Yeah, whole corner. The whole. It's not funny. The whole... It's not funny. The whole corner of the building fell. And we're just looking at niggas' crates.

Nobody got hurt. Well, we don't know. At the time that they reported this, they kept saying, we're waiting for the fire department to come look under all this rubble to see if we have to save anyone. And I'm like, yo, I would hate to under all this rubble to see if we have to save anyone. And I'm like,

yo, I would hate to be under this rubble right now. Everybody got their phone out. They taping. And that building has seven citations too, is it?

For real? Yeah. Oh, shit. Dog, the corner fell like symmetrically. Yeah. The whole old ass building.

Only the dude at the top was straight. He still had his left wall. He just didn't have that. That nigga in there with his boxers on, cooking eggs. He ain't got no damn floor. That nigga making eggs.

Stand your ass over there in that corner if you want. I'm saying the very thing else, fellas. Stand your ass in that corner if you want to. Man, shit. Oh, shit. It's a wrap. I'm suing the shit out of somebody. Oh, yeah.

The game on. He ready to stand his ass anywhere. He just got it done. He ready to stare at his ass anywhere. He just got it done. He ready to, he got his ass done. He out there walking backwards places. That nigga running around just picking things up for people.

Oh, y'all. You got a hair BL, man. What's wrong with your brain, man? You got a hair BL. That nigga just's wrong with your brain, yo? You got a hair BL. That nigga just running around tying people's shoes.

Feeling good. Hey, shoes untied. Are you going to the new beach now, nigga? He's going speedo. He's speedo'd out for sure. And they got Lululemon drawers on now. Tiny whities. Yo, stupid.

Come on. I got a complaint. Oh. Oh, let's get it off. Oh, did you drop it in the suggestion box? No, no, not right here. Oh, let's get it off. Oh, did you drop it in the suggestion box? No, not right here. Oh, all right. Fam, I took an Uber yesterday for the first time in I don't know how long.

Dog, they letting anybody drive an Uber now. Oh, you're late. I've been saying this. My nigga, I thought I was on a screen machine. Like, the fucking driver has to hold the wheel like this just to keep the car straight. Why? This shit was about to fall apart. Nigga, lie to me. All the lights on on the screen machine. Like, the fucking driver has to hold the wheel like this just to keep the car straight. Why? This shit was about to fall apart. Nigga, love it.

All the lights on on the dash. I'm in the back like, oh my God, I'm not going to make it. You're not going to make it. Oil change. Everything, bro. I'm like, yo,

this car should not be on the road, let alone driving people around. I remember I got one, they had the, you know the wheel that's like, I guess it's a spare tire, but it's got the circles in it. But it wasn't a donut, it was a full-size tire, but the rims were all like the old shit with the circles all around it. The steel it's a spare tire, but it's got the circles in it. But it wasn't a donut.

It was a full-size tire, but the rims were all like the old shit with the circles all around it. The steel wheels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, and it had cloth seats on the inside. I was like, all right. I think it had cloth seats. He had the covers on the cloth seat.

Okay, cool. He in the car. We on the highway. And he like this to go straight. So when you let it go, the shit start veering. I'm like, yeah, my man, go get this shit in a lightening or something. You about to kill straight. So when you let it go, the shit start veering. I'm like, yeah, my man, go get this shit in alignment or something. You're about to kill us. He likes,

bro, I'm watching. That is hilarious. Arms tight as hell like this. Whole car just shaking. I'm like, oh man. That's why he's doing it.

I'm not going to make it because he got to pay for his car to get fixed. How far you had to go? Far. Over an hour drive. Oh, hell no. Far.

And the shit pop up. You know, they tell you what he pulling up in the picture didn't look like that car they showed the new version of the car all right toyota corolla i take it no problem oh man i want to tell me it was a 94 i want to say that this is episode six of the uber series when they needed more drivers fam there used to be lyft that had the junkies but they they're not as bad as they used to be Lyft that had the junkies, but they're not as bad as they used to be. Did he know who he was? Nah, nah. Because I can't even Uber Eats no more from the crib.

These niggas is locking eyes with me. Oh, nah. You got to put a pseudonym in your shit. Yeah, put a fake name and my picture. I got my own. Yeah, nah. COVID mask on. It's me, dumb as hell in the picture.

You got his whole name too. Joseph. With the pump it up. With the pump it up. Pump it up. Focus. Instrumental player. You got your whole bio. Yo, you stupid.

One nigga wanted to drop the pizza the other day. I'm going, wait. The hell didn't. Fucking staring at me. I'm like, Romeo and Juliet. Now I got a plate Yeah, I can tell we about to talk about Nothing bro, not a fucking nothing at all good. That's my problem. I keep talking about shit.

You know the topic, Tommy? Oh, yeah. Our sister Mel's not here with us today. Oh, yeah. That's true. We didn't say that at the top. Yeah, that's true. Love you, Mel.

We're with you in spirit. Indeed. You motherfucker. Let me go. No. No. Let me get it. Let me get let me get it no

no Flip no please no but why why we good we good this shit like a bad soap opera days of our lives

fucking novella for my children no we can't let you go Flip as the world turns oh man oh man oh man did anybody see the Kanye shit

no I saw the snippets live stream I wish I would've seen it live album is supposed to drop Friday him

Ty Dolla $ign I saw Freddie Gibbs I saw Kodak Black I saw Chris Brown Dirk Offset Dirk North

North one of the daughters North North you got 24 hours That's what Kodak Black. Chris. Chris Brown. Dirk. Offset. Dirk. North? Is it North? One of the daughters. North. North. North. You got 24 hours Adonis. Kanye, you got to be a petty nigga to do that. I'm shutting up because everybody's going to say I'm reaching.

You might be. Might be a little bit of a reach. Might be. A little something. Real timely. Might be. A little something. Real timely. Timely. There we go. There we go.

There's always a right way to say it. I'm going to tell you why I don't think it's a reach. I think they're all petty. Because Quentin Miller also wrote on this album. Oh, okay. Not a reach. We done found Quentin, made him hop over here. You know what I'm saying?

Ty Dolla $ign on his album. You know, Ty's been heavy on Drake's last projects. Kanye is just petty. You know he's petty. It looks petty. But I don't care. Let's keep this about. The music sounded fire.

The little snippets that I heard. Yeah. That Chris Brown shit sounded crazy. That Freddie Gibbs shit sounded crazy. I just wanted to drop, man. I don't like anticipating a yay album. You know how he do it last minute. Yeah.

So I'm trying to not get myself hyped up when I see a date. I just want to have the album in my phone. Or in listening to the snippets, because he'll change the whole shit. Yeah. Yeah, there's going to be four or five versions of this album. Shit, I still got all six versions of a Life of Pablo album. He just kept changing it. You know he trying to drop during Hanukkah.

What are you doing? What are you doing? I can't say that. Nigga. Happy Hanukkah to those of us. And look, look, look. I ain't saying nothing bad. Alright. Nigga, let's get some shit on the floor. The music sound good though.

You know where he got me? He got me at the Backstreet Boys. That's it. That's it. Yeah. I have a question for you, Joe. Oh, I can't wait. Charlie Wilson singing the Backstreet Boys.

Oh, shit. I didn't know that was him. And they kept that little bass line. Doom, doom, doom, doom. And that's that all of the lights pace. Kanye smoked them shits when it's that fast. He's just going to come on and say some chant pre-chorus type shit and leave. It sounded like it was a lot of just bass and drums and instrumentals from the shit I heard, which I like. Yeah, I'm totally doing that.

I'm playing this album at max volume when it drops. That's a lot of just like bass and drums and instrumentals from the shit I heard, which I like. Yeah, I'm totally good with that. I'm playing this album at max volume. Facts. When it drops. That's a fact. And I might need to do something. You gotta get a car wash. I might need to do something. I need to step out.

I need to hear this. I'm excited. Yeah. Right when we thought all the major artists were done. It's December, man. Come on, yeah. It's December, man. It's December. Corley Ray made a little Christmas. It's December, man. It's December.

Corley Ray made a little Christmas song. Go ahead, girl. Okay. How did it sound? Good. Sounds good. That's it. It's your turn to pick it up.

No, no, no, no. I want to ask you a question, nigga, about being petty. Do people get petty when they get more money? The more money you get, the more petty you get. Because all them niggas, all y'all niggas that niggas with money

in that circle and this is hate, y'all all petty. You're the least petty out of the two niggas. I don't really think I'm petty. Drake likes some shit

dissing you, I just saw. You know what I'm saying? Nigga petty. It's just like, niggas just don't, y'all niggas all petty. I don't think

it's the more money you get, the more petty you get. I think whoever you are, the money just adds that. Like, it enhances that. So if you a petty nigga, if you get a lot of money, you just gonna be an extra petty nigga. No, but the money gives you access to broke, don't got. So now I can just act on my petty life. Yeah, but you can still be petty.

You said that? Broke. Let me send your baby mother to the south of France for four days. You know what I mean? You could just do wild shit. Because you can't do shit outside anymore. You could just do wild shit. Niggas ain't coming outside to meet you and give you the one-on-one anymore. So you got to do petty shit.

These new niggas think that the Instagram stuff is effective. Consider it is. Why wouldn't it be? It is. It's not to me. Old niggas are thinking it's effective. Well, you turn off your phone. I'm just saying.

You ever flip your head? That's a major thing. Hey, this nigga just likes something. No, no, no. He's dissing you. No, no. It's not me. Hold on, hold on.

Don't misconstrue what I'm saying. It's not major. I'm just saying I think it's petty. It's not major. No. You can detach from your phone and put it to the side, but some people who are on their phone and when the fans- I can be on my phone.

Wait, wait, wait. I don't give a fuck. When the fans comment consistently, so why niggas turn their comments off? You never did that. You don't have to do that. I don't turn my comments off. That's what I'm saying. So you can take it. Type it with your chest. I like that. Type it with your chest. Go ahead and sit there. My thing is type it from your real page. They won't.

That's all. I know. But I'm just saying, if you really mean it, say it from your real page, my nigga. Put No, please. That's all. No, that's bad. I know. But I'm just saying, if you really mean it, say it from your real page, my nigga. Put your face on that comment. Be you. Don't go create a page and I make it up now,

let me get my shit off. That's sucker shit. Just know that if you're in the entertainment business and you're dealing with petty niggas, they're going to always at some point

try to include the girls. Oh, yeah. That's rule number one. What you mean? That's a fact. The's rule number one what you mean the fact the girls is number one we're gonna fuck your baby mom like oh gotcha gotcha gotcha oh i see what you're saying try to fuck your girl we're gonna like your ex's pics we're gonna shoot at this we're gonna gift this we're gonna it's like dog that's why it's real important to not fuck with goofies the goofy chicks anymore it's real important to not fuck with goofy chicks anymore.

It's real important. Today more than ever. That's very important. Today more than ever. Word. Oh, my God. I got a long list of the niggas that have tried me over the course of five years, going on five years with me and mine. This is a long list.

Would you rather that than them play with your family? You are playing with my family. Yeah. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. It's all, it should all, oh, okay, are playing with my family. Yeah. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. It's all, it should all, oh, okay, in the entertainment petty world. Yeah. No, because now you're not petty.

That's no longer petty. These niggas be trying to be petty when they do the girls. Yeah, got it. I got what you're saying. Okay. Once you include people's families. Moms and kids and shit like that. What you mean by play with your family?

You know what I mean. Oh, like your kids and shit. Family. I thought you meant like your parents. Well, we talked about the other day when we got off the part. Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you. Yeah, play with your family like that. That's a whole nother level of disrespect and craziness. How do you react to that?

It's just important to not play back. True. It's important to not play back. Not fuck important to not play back not fuck with the goofy chicks because the goofy chicks the goofy chicks fall into the trap all right they fall right i remember i remember back when uh you know i was the troll rappers and shit back on twitter it was one particular rapper and he was just trying to find a way to get at me and so he went he's he tried to holler at the girl that I was dating at the time.

Now, if she was a goofy chick, she'd have went. He'd have got his, whatever he wanted to do, take his pictures, blast, ah,

look, I got your girl. She wasn't like that, so she just, look at this shit, look, look, look,

nigga trying to holler at me. He ain't know you was him? It's not about being him, it's him. He ain't have his beard dyed in. He ain't have his beard dyed in. He ain't have his beard dyed in.

He didn't need his beard dyed in. This shit was black. Or the Lasix. Or the Invisalign. Or had the glasses. He didn't need none of that. He was ice. Or the Buffs.

Still was ice. I was always ice. Crushed. No. Ice is going to be ice. Oh, shit. Crushed ice. Ice is going to be ice.

With the tiny cubes. The ice at the bottom of the ice tray. Hell yeah. It was like Freezer Burn. She wasn't no goofy chick, though. Shout out to Ice. Shout out to Ice. She had the damn.

Ice, you really got to explain nothing to me. I seen you in action play, boy. I know how you do it. I know how my nigga do it. Stop playing with him. I don't do anything. I'm still back when he was Free do it. Stop playing with him. I don't do anything. Still back when he was freezer burning them chicks with 90.

I pulled ice to the side one day. I said, yo, why y'all don't leave the room? Why you just got in there with you like for days and days? I heard about that. Like open a window, get a bit some sunlight. I heard about that. This nigga get him,

they come through with a bag for a month and lock in a room with ice. This is before ice was lighting candles. This is before you had his feng shui. It's a freezer bird. Yo, I'm lighting something up in there. I know that's right. I know that's right.

Smell like y'all was in there lighting something. I'm nasty freaks. My nigga freezer bird a different nigga, sir. Ice wasn't playing back then. You come out this morning, I'll burn your ass. So I already know now. I'm already knowing now. You better pee in that bucket.

Let's take the question to you. Have you ever had any exes? Is that your game show, nigga? No, it's not. We don't do that, man. Have you ever had any of your exes or anybody fall into those traps? Yes. I've been on every side of the coin when it comes to that. Okay. Let's move on. I've been on every side of the coin when it comes to that.

Okay. Let's move on. I've been on every side of the coin when it comes to that. You shitting me? I ain't know that. I gotta do my history.

Oh my God. I ain't know that. It really just depends on the chick. It's always the chick. That's when you gotta cue up that bow wow out of my system.

That's when you gotta cue up a little boy's to men water runs dry. Hold up now. I got some joints. That's when you gotta cue up a little boys to men water runs dry Hold up now I got some joints That's when you gotta call As fuck as we talking about Letting shit up

You forget all the relationship problems These niggas are idiots Come on, go get a pen Get a pen What's wrong with you, son? Get a pen, a pen get a pen what's wrong with you son get a pen my girl listen oh man

yo Kanye right yeah yeah we touched it a little bit I'm excited all that shit sounds great

can't wait same that's what I got okay no need no need to drag it out it's gonna be a classic classic

I hope so I need something I mean if one thing's for certain be a classic, classic. I hope so. I need something. I mean, if one thing's for certain, it won't lack on the production time. That's true. Shout out to Kanye. He's been away for a while, out of the media for like six months, seven months. So I think he's just been in the stew cooking. What do we think about that black Klansman outfit?

I didn't see that. I didn't see that either. Shit was hard. You liked it? I ain't going to hold you to that. Jesus. Mary and Joseph. He came out in't judging? Shit was hard. You liked it? I ain't gonna hold you that. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. You came out of it.

It was all black, but the hood, the high, shit was hard, yo. They know what the Klan's been out there. Like a Ku Klux Klan official black outfit

just had the eyes cut out with the hood and all that. Shit was hard. I mean. Shit was kinda hard. I ain't gonna hold you. I'm sorry. I know, I know.

I know that in, I know that in some type of Kanye type of way, he's doing something. It's symbolic. For sure. Like the white outfit he had on with whatever that shit was in the back. Like I know that. German. Yeah. I don't know what it was.

I'm not all the way hip to what these symbols mean but he's doing something that's what I think I want to say he looks like he's in a good space he looks like

smiling more he looks more happy watching the videos you know he doesn't look angry he's just like he's having fun could be

which is great but that's what I'm saying I think he's been in the store for a while why wouldn't he have fun his man about to win an election again why wouldn't he he having a blast he about to win an election again. Why wouldn't he?

He having a blast. He had Kodak there. He had all the trumpets. Trumpeteers. He had all the trumpet niggas up there. He about to win again, you think? I don't know. I'm talking shit.

Oh, shit. I was like, damn. Listen, he the only nigga that keeps saying, we got him convicted, jury, indictment, jail, charges, and he just be chilling. He be at a rally, a golf course. That nigga posted a picture of Chris Christie the other day. You follow him? Yeah.

No. That's why they blast you, man. I'm not trying to be funny. Get him, fuck you, nigga. That's why they got you. Who got me? You know what they got you, nigga. That's the one moment we'll get you about that.

About what? About that shit. At 153. How they titled that video. Yeah, I was trying to shoot. I heard you was tight about that. I was tight. That's good.

They said you sent text messages. He was making calls. They said you turned into that nigga. Hey, take that down. I ain't do a lot, but no, it was ugly. They said you was setting threats. You posted a picture. Who don't?

Chris Christie? Yo, and the nigga, you know, the nigga had the nigga shorts on the head. He said, yo, he not fit to be president of the United States.

Look at this guy. Yo, Donald Trump is nuts, my nigga. He's nuts. He's you, yo. If you was running for president, you'd be cracking on the candidates. Yo, look at this guy's shoes.

Come on, what are we doing? This is who you want to place your favor? Yo, dog. Biden running around looking like just ashes. That nigga look crazy. Yeah.

He do. He look crazy. Zombie. He won't even talk. We got shit going on. He just not show his face. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Come out there and turn him. Yo, that's crazy, son. We fucked up out here. I'm going to do the science on that Netflix movie soon for y'all. Which one? Leave the world behind? There's science to be done on that movie.

It's a whistle. I'm going to watch it. The movie's a whistle. I'm going to watch it. I'm on episode four. We're going to blow it for you before. We're going to blow it. Pause.

We're going to blow the movie for you before you see it. That's fine. It's a movie. It's a movie. You said you were on episode. No, I'm saying I'm on episode four of Murder at the End of the World. What you think? They're giving it up.

It's a good show, right? That shit is crazy. Yeah, it's good. It's a little mental thing. Yeah, no. Real good show. All right, you guys. Drum roll.

Speaking of murder at the end of the world, the Cowboys killed somebody. Go ahead, though. Do your thing. I'm playing. Go ahead. Do your thing. What?

You hype. You hype. You hype. You hype. That's because they was on your ass about the Cowboys being on the seven-game winning streak and you not saying nothing as a fan. Yo, you stay in the comments. Yo, get out the comments, man.

For 22 years now. I know. Yes, yes. I read. I don't deny it. I read all that shit. You got your little quote? You wrote it.

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Yeah, word. I'm coming for y'all. I'm hitting a 6 out of 6. This is a bad week, man. There was a lot of low scoring games. One game it was 3 to nothing. My fantasy team put up like 70 points. Yeah. Ice beat me. Oh no I won

over there. I put up like a buck 80. Yeah you spoke my boots. My team did nothing. I mean I'm in the playoffs so it don't even matter. I wasn't even going to talk. That little win ain't mean shit. It didn't. It's cool, though. I don't want no money. Let's hit the round of applause. The Lakers.

Ish, all your teams on the roll, huh? The Lakers won the NBA end season tournament. Congratulations to LeBron, Austin Reeves, the whole gang over there, Cam Reddish. Ish, you have any words about your team? No, right?

No, they just come and go with AD. They just frustrating you. No, they just come and go with AD. I think AD is the king. I mean, the key, as I've been saying. So you're the same team. So some days they're going to win and some days they're going to lose, man. It's just, you know.

He's got the same Lakers team for two years now. Fam, it don't get much simpler than that. I'm happy that the young boys is getting a little bit of taste of what winning feels like. So they could get some hunger for that. What do y'all think about them raising a banner for the in-season tournament? I don't see nothing wrong with that. I think it's dope. You won something. You got a cup.

You got a trophy for it. And it felt like they trying to promote it more. Yeah, they are. You know what I mean? So up next coming seasons, people will be kind of insane about it. What they were trying to say um they're thinking about next year the winner is get gets a guaranteed playoff spot thinking about it you're thinking about it you know that could go either way they got to

make it matter more to 500 grand is cool for the rollout but to keep people to keep the players as hype as they were you're gonna have to incentivize what you think about bronze and for 500,000 here take that charge he's to take the charge anyway nigga up a B so I got a tip my hat to Adam silver I mean I do it all the time, but what a commissioner. Greatest commissioner in the land. Really? Easily, by far. By far. NBA in-season tournament, sounds wacky at first, huge success.

People was killing it. He gets everybody to buy in. He gets the sponsors, the courts, the Vegas. He did the sphere. He put a basketball up over here. Like, he just made it feel like something right before the Super Bowl. Like, smart. The playoff plan.

It's dope. Another idea that just sounded a little wacky. How's this going to work? I don't understand it. Who's playing who? What's happening? You know why he gets huge success? He gets my respect, too.

The bubble. Like, a lot of people wouldn't have been able to. That was the next one I was going to. The bubble. The respect, too. The bubble. Like, a lot of people wouldn't have been able to. That was the next one I was going to. The bubble. The bubble, dog. The bubble. That saved them possibly billions of dollars. I'm sure billions.

Dog, he's been kicking ass. He came in to deal with the Donald Sterling drama. That's true. Handled that when players was talking about not playing, possibly walking off. He had to deal with that one. Then he had to deal with the players being mad about all the TV money coming in. BD, am I off in any of this?

We got a real basketball player. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, the fuck am I sitting here talking for? Baron Davis is here. I was going to ask him, like, yo, I think he listens to the players or seemingly listens to the players and have more player input now.

It's like, yo, what y'all doing? What y'all think about this? You know what I'm saying? So now we can arrive at a mutual decision. It's not a dictatorship. Yeah, not at all. The Josh Giddey shit, he replied to that.

Was like, listen, we waiting for the facts. He said some more stuff. And as he was saying that, boy, was I laughing at all of us twitter people that was kicking adam silver's back and he's one of the top attorneys no he attorney and david stern was a good attorney his background david stern was a good ass attorney i'm that dude in this field like like long long record of just greatness and reputable actions and just genius. They speak to his genius. Who the fuck are we, what are we doing on Twitter, yo?

Y'all seen Pat Bev and the Kevin Hart commentary? You just trying to jam that whole shit up real quick. I like Pat Bev, man. Yeah, I like Pat Bev. There's a few of these, Pat Bev, Jeff Teague, Zaire, fuck we talking about? these. Pat Bev, Jeff Teague. Jeff Teague. There's a few of them.

Zaire. Fuck we talking about? Zaire? Zaire, gang, gang, gang. Yeah, no. Shot Blue Trenches. I like some of these guys. Later, we'll talk about Complex doing the top 25 sports personalities.

That list is rough. Yeah. That list is rough. All these, the hip-hop media people was getting in their feelings over that list. They was. That sports list, different monster over there. Big dogs in that top. There was some complaints, too.

In that top five. There was some complaints. They can complain all they want. The top five was Shaq, Barkley. Stephen A. Stephen A. Shannon Sharp. Pat McAfee.

Yeah, to end it. That was the five. Yeah, that's the five. Yeah. That's the five McAfee. Yeah, to end it. That was the five. Yeah, that's the five. Yeah. That's the five. Cam cracked seven. Salute to him. That day was number six.

Six, right? Six. Six. Oh, okay, six. Yeah, right there. That's fire for them to just have come out. Oh, Taylor Rooks. Taylor Rooks.

Shout out to her. She cracked it. I saw Michael Irvin was like nine or something on there. That list is just tough. It's tough on that list. Some big dogs on there. That's for real. That ain't the little hip hop place. Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That ain't that. Stack and them was on there. That list is just tough. It's tough on that list. Some big dogs on there, it's for real. That ain't the little

hip-hop place. Yeah, no, no, no. That ain't that. Stack and them was on there? No. Not top 10? I don't know. Okay.

I don't know. Because I know Stack came out and said something about Knuckleheads not being on there. He was kind of disappointed at that, but. Let's just get all the sports out of the way.

What do y'all think about Ohtani getting $700 million for the Dodgers? Biggest sports deal of all time, right? Yeah. Y'all see the details of the deal? Yes. He gets paid until 2040-something. This is a crock of bullshit.

Why? Fam, it's bullshit. This is a crock of shit. $2 million a year for, what is it, 10 years? Yeah. Keep going, and then the rest is all on the back end? Stoppage. I'm asking you what the bullshit part.

That's a way to... The Dodgers just won the World Series recently. Okay. Keep going. Stop. No, I don't understand what you mean. I'm asking you for class. The Dodgers just won the World Series recently.

They already spent the largest amount of money ever on mad people, Mookie Betts. They just keep, who the, my man, the pitcher. They just do it. So for them to be able, the complaints about the Dodgers are like the complaints about the old Yankees. I'm not going to do that because I'm a Yankee fan. But to be able to get this once-in-a-lifetime player that hits 60 home runs and throws 100 miles per hour.

Now, granted. You got to pay me batter money and pitcher money. Yeah. Now, granted, he won't be able to do that probably for the duration of this contract. I understand that part. But to top all of these athletes, Pat Mahomes at 450, Aaron Judge at the the 320 just everybody who's ever gotten a lick to top that and defer defer 68 million of it 600 680 million a year oh yeah yeah 68 million a year he's taking 2 million deferring 68 yeah every year of the contract and it only counts i think 49 million or 40 million on the cap stop it that's

genius stop it let me tell you something that is what rich people do we gonna find a loophole no my god my nigga we gonna find a loophole and circumvent the shit dog if you came in here that's not about elite you are in the leadership if you came in here and said ish i'm gonna pay you xyz amount of dollars because I can't afford it for the next three years, but I'm going to back load your shit. Crazy.

Oh, pause. That sounds real. Especially with your new situation. That's crazy. Yo, dog. Back load? Look, Sam. Yeah, and tell Baron Davis

what you did to him. I think that's genius. I think that's genius on their behalf. He don't need, I don't know his pockets, but he don't necessarily need the bread. So now I'm going to just behalf. He don't need, I don't know his pockets, but he don't necessarily need the bread. So now I'm going to just set up the rest of them.

I can do that to you and you will take it. You motherfucking right. All right. $700 million? Oh, no, no, no. No, you don't have to give me that. I made a different number. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, you motherfucking right.

If the number's astronomical like that for what I'm doing. No, I'm talking about regular numbers. No, I'm saying, but if it's a crazy number for what I do, you damn right. It's crock of shit. I hope the Astros go and buy

every drone best buy ass. Says the Yankee nigga. I hope the Astros. Says the Yankee dude. I hope the Astros go. When the Yankees was out here selling ass, you wasn't saying that?

Buying ass. Buying ass. We had different complaints. We had different complaints. We had different complaints. Joe, that nigga could win the Cy Young and win the batting title. Pay that man. When the Yankees were doing that, most of the Yankee fans in New York were complaining for ages

about the farm system. Because we were doing that and we didn't have no young third baseman. We didn't have no young arms. We didn't have no young outfielders. We were just buying people and potentially not winning. Them too. They won.

No, but they've had the highest fucking salary in MAD for the last like seven, eight years. I'm going to say what Ish want to say, but he can't say. If I'm Pat Mahomes, I'm going to- I know what you want to say, but you can't say it. You're trying to, you're doing your elitist shuffle, but I know what your brain is really saying. Why were they able to get that done in this one instance that's what your brain you me up with that i'm listening tell me you can't slam the reverse card i don't know i really don't know but we got a pause button if

you say some wild flagrant shit we can take it out i'm listening would they have been able to do this with a black layer? I thought that that's where you were going. Where I was going. Look, he's good. That's where your brain was at. All that. Oh, look. This is a stupid genius. The Japanese haven't been doing it forever or whatever.

I can hear your brain. Nah, I think so. Man, congrats to Otani. Yeah, congrats. He got it. Congrats to Otani. I'm Pat Mahomes. I'm learning how to play that quarterback position real quick. That's still some loophole bullshit. I need I think so. Man, congrats to Otani. Yeah, congrats. Yeah, he got it. Congrats to Otani. I'm Pat Mahomes. I'm learning how to play that quarterback position real quick. That's still some loophole bullshit, dog. I need an extra 300. I ain't mad at him. He do look like he was bred for that shit since he was up one month old.

You see him? Yeah. That nigga's amazing, bro. I watched some of his highlights. Yo, dog, we haven't had anybody ever do that since Babe Ruth, my nigga. Like, get a nigga's bread. He come in and expel you. You ain't getting no more girls. Who? You. Crazy as hell. You not? I can talk. Okay. He don't.

He don't have to talk. He don't have to talk. He don't have to say a word. So he might get the same night. Yeah, that's it. It's distinct that he stand a chance with anybody in the spot. That's our little inside joke for the audience out there. He might get it the same night. It might take me a month. It don't matter, my nigga.

Look, the tortoise in the hay. As long as it got done, right? Slow and steady win the race, my nigga. Once you get her in that car log. Once you get her in that car log.

After 12. Rock them to sleep, right? I mean. After 12. It's all right, bro. I don't want no sauce. With your new shaved ass, too. Yo.

What's wrong with you, dog? What? I can't. no sauce. With your new shaved ass, too? Yo. What? A kiss? All right. What else? What else? What else? Let me see. I think there was one more thing in sports that I thought was important.

Let me see. Let me see here. Oh, Tony. Oh, Pat Mahomes. That's what it was. Pat Mahomes. Oh, flipping out. The very first time that Pat Mahomes looks like a doof.

Yeah, he looks like a doof. He looks nuts. He did. He did. He did. Absolutely nuts. And for us to hear that audio of him dapping Josh Allen and like, dog, are you kidding me? Yo, if I was Josh Allen, I might have snuffed him in that moment. What'd he say?

They dapped up and he said, worst, worst fucking call ever, man. Offensive offsides never had that happen. What a ton of bullshit. And walked off. Man, this was all the way on the other side of the damn fucking line of scrimmage. He was, but I've really, I've never seen that call. I haven't. It's rare. I've never seen it. It got called later that night

or the next, it got called right after that. Yo, do you know how many games Pat Holmes has sent Josh Allen home? On some... That wild overtime game. Yeah, on some wild bullshit. They've had a few games between them to where

the one person in the world that ain't gonna give a fuck about this call is Josh Allen that's a fact I agree and you in his face pouting

as a 400 million dollar dude or throwing tantrum on the sideline yeah I don't wanna hear that as many calls that have gone your way word

he looks absolutely Karen jumped out of him it did it did yo dawg shit there's a lot of people There's many calls that have gone your way. Word. He looks absolutely. Karen jumped out of him. It did. It did. Yo, dog. Shit, there's a lot of people that would say both the AFC championship game and the Super Bowl were decided by some fucking. Some funny shit.

Dropping the passers on him that could have went either way. Some funny shit. They don't want to see. But the real thing is, they don't want to see Buffalo in the playoffs. And if they would have won that game, it would have disqualified Buffalo.

We got to get these niggas out of here. These niggas is threatening. Get these niggas the fuck up out of here. Let's win this game. You know what I'm saying? Like, so that's my opinion,

but stupid ass Tommy DeVito keep winning us games. I am so mad. I'm going to drive to that fucking stadium myself and get Tommy DeVito out of there. Y'all ain't that bad.

Shut up. That's all I got. That's all I got for sports, man. I'm so mad. I don't see why, bro. Danny Jones is in the house doing cartwheels. Danny DeVito keep winning these games. Cartwheels?

Yeah. Why? Because that means y'all ain't going to draft a quarterback in the first round. Yeah, okay. So now that means y'all going to keep paying me my – what do you got, $40 million? I don't think he's coming back either way. Well, he's got another year. He's got another year.

You're going to pay him. I guarantee money. This year and next year? They can get from up under that. But still, if the Giants had the first, second, or third pick in the draft, he would be – They're drafting a quarterback regardless. He would be home watching, he would be – They're drafting a quarterback regardless. He would be home watching his ass. Yeah, they're drafting a quarterback regardless.

I don't think that changes a thing. That nigga sending him mad emotional texts. Hope you do good this morning. Prayers, bro. Hold your head. Yeah, hold your head. All right, come on, because y'all know Flip is good. Come on.

Come on. Get back in. We done. We done. We done. We done. We done. Stop repeating shit. I'm listening.

Why do you think Dominicans aren't real good barbers? Wait, what? They're not. Why though? Why do you say that? I used to be that way too. Dominicans are good barbers to the people that like to get a Dominican haircut.

Like you. Or even if there's a Baldy. Nigga, take your hat off. My shit is messed up. Go to a Dominican haircut. Like you. Or even if there's a Baldy. But a lot of times... Nigga, take your hat off. My shit is messed up, but a lot of times... Go to a Dominican barber, it won't be. No. He'll save you. A lot of times,

no disrespect to my Dominican brothers... Yo, you get rice, beans, and a taper. No, you can't say that. A lot of times, the Dominicans put your hairline back. They do. My hairline started going back because of a Dominican barber.

My shit was up here. Look, you don't have a hairline. Not no more than I used to. You want to blame that on the barber, right shit was up here. Look, you don't have a hairline. Not no more than I used to. I had waves. You want to play with the barber, right? That's what I'm talking about.

Here I go, because you married to a Dominican, right? Yes. That shit ain't going to get you in the door. Stop. You, you got a baldy.

You got a baldy. No, he should have a baldy. He won't go get a baldy. He got a baldy. You don't got a baldy? Go get the shit that Ish got. Take your hat off. But why won't you get a baldy? I am going to get a baldy. He got a baldy. He don't got a baldy right now. Go get the shit that Ish got. Take your hat off. But why won't you get a baldy?

I am going to get a baldy. I'm just trying to get... Go get your shit lasered off. I'm trying to have hope. He's trying to get hair transplants. Yo, the three of y'all... Parks, what are you doing new to yourself?

Let me just check. You doing anything? I don't pause. The three of y'all, y'all going through some like... Say the nigga that's up. Fuck that. Let's talk to you. What are y'all going through some like. Say the nigga that's up. Fuck that. Let's talk to you.

I got it. You up. I'm asking what's up. You the nigga that been dissing Jewry for the last 20 years, and now you blinged out, Lil Wayne. Get the fuck out of here. Take that shit off. Let me hold it.

It's not a personal attack. Take it off. Let me hold it. Pause. I'm not attacking you. Take it off. I wasn't even going to go to the jury. I was going to go to your mouth.

Pause. Whoa. Oh, shit. You got new teeth. I wasn't even going to go to the jury. I was going to go to your mouth, Paul. Whoa. Oh, shit. You got new teeth. You ain't got no teeth, nigga. You spent the salary on your mouth. Somebody's whole year salary. Ish.

Your whole asshole. Oh, hey, yo, bro. You talking about another nigga asshole. What's wrong with you, Aki? Okay. You got to accept. Y'all going through something, though. You got to accept the fact.

Y'all can put it on me if y'all want, Paul. You got to accept the fact that we can see that you're up. Y'all got something going on. Accept your upness. I hate when niggas try to downplay their upness. Oh, come on. You're doing the opposite of that shit, Ish, dude. I hate that shit.

The opposite. You know how much, you know, like when a nigga be like, I'm not up. Come on. Stop doing that shit. This nigga, Ish, looked down at his dick and said, I want this stuff gone forever. Yo, Ish, don't let him. Don't let him.

Ish, get him back. Don't let him. I want this stuff. Get him, Ish. I want the permanent version of this bikini line. How you talking? Ish, get him. Yeah, what's up, nigga?

What's up, nigga? Get that nigga, yo. What's up? Look at you. Look at you, J-E-N-A-M-O-R-D. Look at you. You're not even dealing hope right now. You ain't used to like jewelry, right?

I always liked jewelry. Yo, you are on record dissing jewelry. And dissing the niggas that bought jewelry. I'm on record saying that I don't want to win. He was broke at the time, so broke niggas do that. This jewelry, right? Fuck that jewelry shit. So now you got on a watch that cost a house.

You went to go buy another watch that cost another house. You got on a chain that costs a house. You went to go buy another watch that costs another house. You got on a chain that costs a house. You got on a bracelet that costs a house. I don't. Oh. You left that house home, Barbie. Why you ain't got the bracelet? Oh, shit.

Where your bracelet at? It's home. Okay. No, he got another bracelet on the way that cost another house and you make fun of airbnbs and everything is bum shit

yeah he wear the airbnb on his wrist you gonna talk about somebody else get your ass out of here man ice can't be the only dealer

of hope this is joe's way of dealing hope how else do i let the people know that i'm really profiting

off of you guys' hard labor and facts? How do I let people know that the work that y'all are doing is helping, is bringing my life along. You hear? Look at him laughing with his man. I just changed my mind.

I changed my mind. We changed our mind. I don't want to play no more. I don't want to play no more. I changed my mind. I changed my mind. We changed our mind. They don't want to play no more. I do want to play. I don't want to play no more. I definitely want to play. I changed my mind. Don't leave me alone.

No, we can play. I changed my mind. I got two words. We can play. I got two words. Collective bargaining. We can play. Yeah, yo.

You up? You up? All right. The Kanye shit was good. Oh, you up? What are you doing? What are you doing? Why do you do that? What's wrong with saying that the hard work that I put in?

I just said it. But you say it in a different way. You try to put it on us. I'm like, yeah, I'm making money. Nah, nigga, get the fuck out of here. I know your shit, nigga. Leave me alone. They're going to get me.

They're going to get me for that little joke. I can hear they praying. Hey, hey, hey. Hope you had a funny. Let me just say this. Hey, hey, hey. They might edit me out. Hold on.

Hey, I already know. I'm going to ask for that one. I already hear it. Everybody. Go on. Remember that tight ship? How he wouldn't let that go? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now we're going to spin that back around. They might edit me out, but let me say this. Yeah, but the business fluctuates. If he was in a position before to get niggas. Imagine where he at now, nigga. Yeah, let's put that to bed, because you keep bringing that up. I'm hating. Don't touch me, and I'm hating.

I put it to bed now. People's tricks shouldn't work on you like that. It works. It worked. He wasn't getting paid that. How much he was getting? Yo, what is wrong with y'all? Say it.

No. What, 30? No. You can't violate people's privacy that way. And no, he wasn't making that money. So you could get that. I know you go to sleep with that number I could not know you do because that little call come on man I called instantly

nigga 40 he's on a project hey this nigga got with his uncle and I get grabbed a sharpie They start crossing out whatever they was talking about Take a flip called organized Wait to beat you up Help me come on. I got myself a hot water. Yeah, to be careful. You got to be careful on these microphones. Sure enough, man. God damn. You're right. You're right.

I was thinking about that shit. I still think about it now when I walk in here. This guy's a nutcase, bro. Ain't I supposed to be able to profit off your hard work? Yeah. You are. Yes, you are. Okay. Nobody would be able to profit off your hard work? Yeah. You are.

Yes, you are. Okay. Nobody would never disagree with that. That was close. Yep. Anybody disagree, that's a fool. It's a flip side to that, though.

Yep, sure it is. Lay it out for him. That's the four. Come on, Hoffa. You motherfucker. I was never going to ask. I was never going to ask. Oh, it is?

Anyway. We're supposed to be at a profit, too. Have a good Patreon. All right, okay. Get y'all later. I'm going to get y'all later. Come on, what else we got?

Did y'all watch the Grammys celebration? The Hip Hop 50th? I didn't see the Grammys. I did not watch that shit, though. It came on the same time as the Cowboy Gang. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I'm talking now. My bad.

It's like, nah. But nah, I saw some of the performances was kind of fire. I didn't see anything. I watched it. It was really dope. It was really, really dope for the amount of people they had. They did it in sections. So it started off, they said, we're going to do ladies first.

Queen Latifah, Moni Love. I'm trying to think who light Roxanne Shantae like it was just it was it was amazing um weird thing that stood out to me will Ferrell was a presenter I'm sorry number of Pearl several Adam Sandler right Oh Rogan with the No, not a host. He just introduced. Oh, that's dope. Oh, man.

It's dope. I get it, but whatever. They did. At 257-ish things, it's dope. He's like, Dr. Umar, take notes. I need to get my Umar notes. But, nah, the one that really surprised me because it wasn't really

necessarily the hip hop that I like was they did Native Tongues. It's huge. But it wasn't my band. But it was real dope. Queen Latifah, De La Soul,

Common, Arrested Development, no Jungle Brothers, no Trap. He don't know who Jungle Brothers is. I do though. No,

no Trap. I was surprised. He's naming them like we don't know no I'm just saying but I know it went further on like the big hill it yeah they killed it they had it set up like a classroom everybody was sitting at desks you know doing a part okay and then it's like a everybody at the on the stage together at the end but the West Coast set fire the down South set fire it was good to see uncle Luke up there because he was forgotten about in the last justice the South said of course my

favorite but Jeezy ti Boosie that was great Boosie be at the award shows but you don't really see him performing that's true yeah so to see him then the crowd went crazy when he came out there like they really really smoked this and then the the closer of the night was um Jazzy Jeff and Jazzy Jeff's Fresh Prince I saw that that's all right anybody else loved it yeah like that it was all right it was a time it was a time yeah but they really like just the amount of people they had you know they they kind of touched on all the bases they did an mc set which was black thought rakim kane i think i'm forgetting somebody but i just think they did this right i'm watching they were able to cover sure i wanted to watch it too

everything it's still streaming now i wanted to watch it but i have a chance but um now from what i heard all the performances were sweating and that's what it was. It was just all performances. There was no speech. It was just all performances, different areas or eras. Where's it streaming at? It's not an ad. I know. I'll tell you off, Mike.

All right, fair enough. Yeah. Fair enough. It's kind of crazy right here. But yeah, but I just want to again you know we all are here because of hip-hop so true indeed happy birthday again hip-hop and it was great to see hip-hop on it the way it was from the Grammys that yeah from the Grammys and they they really did it I saw some people complaining about they're gonna

complain the Grammys doing a separate celebration instead of including it in their show yeah I think that's just a it celebration instead of including it in their show. Yeah, I think that's just a weak complaint. Honestly, it was too long. This is an hour and a half show. I prefer that I have a standalone. And they did a celebration at the last Grammys. I wouldn't be surprised if they do another one

at the next Grammys. This deserves its own thing. I don't want it mixed up with nothing else. Let hip-hop be hip-hop. We don't need everybody else. Man, let Jesse Collins be Jesse Collins, man. He got it. Leave him alone.

He's got a hectic desk right now with all the award shows. Nah, but then they would have bitched and said, yo, they only allocated 20 minutes to hip-hop. Yes. Yo, that's fucked up. No, we gave y'all your whole hour and a half, so shut up. Now, what we need to do for Hip Hop 50 is call somebody at Instagram and get rid of that girl on there that's highlighting all of the statutory rape lyrics in hip hop.

I'm unfamiliar. She threw MC Lyte under the bus the other day. Really? No. But I'm into little boys that are about 17. Look at that. But they put up a fight and hot damn that excites the MC. Cause yo, I love a young buck. They give a

fun ****. But once in a while they become love struck. But that's okay though cause I can handle them. I love young boys on the brink of being young men. I move them, shape them, make them when I want them. Alright, stop man. Get the job done. I make them get the job done well. I'm over Backstage, underage adolescents. How you doing? That's fucked up. She's the part. Outside.

I like to do the wild thing. Yo, stop now. This girl needs to be stopped because she's doing this to some jams too. Like, she doing this to shit I ain't even recognize. They go hard. But that boy gonna be alleged. He's gonna be so retarded.

At 11, I'm gonna go get my son a Ferrari. At 7, I'm going to go get my son a Ferrari. At 7, I'm going to get him head at his birthday party. Yeah. Well, Luke's been saying that. That's what he was. Never mind. Tina got a big old butt. I know I told you I'd be true.

They got my name Al. Hold on. It was Al. Let me see what Al was talking about. I went to the high school about 3 o'clock. Tried to catch a cutie. Riding my job. My home was Elle. Let me see what Elle was talking about. I went to the high school about 3 o'clock. Tried to catch a cutie. Riding my job. My whole way to jail. The system blasting.

Cold 40 dogs. Smiling and laughing. Girls all over. The kind I adore. Felt like a kid in a candy store. Oh, shit. That shit does not look good. I am not with using rap lyrics in court.

At all. It's different, nigga. That shit does not. I am not with using rap lyrics in court. At all. What the fuck? It's different, nigga. Shit. It's a different time. Them niggas used to be outside the high schools, too. Yeah, yeah. I ain't gonna hold you.

Niggas had they little 325 BMW. I was mad as hell. Get your old ass out of here, yo. Dog, she's on here. Don't let me play the end of last night. What's last night this is where I thought I had her at cuz I know this song yeah I ain't nothing nasty in here here come your number and down and call me see this cool how you gonna sneak something like this in the R&B record?

But see we be hearing this in the club where they don't play all the way she playing the album version It's not the one he'd like I'll shoot that shit up. Oh, yeah Look It's not the moment he be like, I'll shoot that shit up. Oh, yeah. Look. Bitch, you better pick up. I've been trying to reach you all night. That shit ain't funny, not picking up the long fucking phone. Shit ain't funny. Watch.

That stuff fucking playing with the niggas feelings like that Come over there and shoot that shit up You know how much I love you right Just for those couple of seconds though When I couldn't get in touch with you You better come over to your house and shoot that motherfucker up That's how a nigga be right Fucking dumb bitch You better motherfucking not be there when I get over your house and shoot that motherfucker up. That's how a nigga be, right? Fucking dumb bitch.

You better motherfucking not be there when I get over the house. That's really how it go down, right? Thoughts and prayers? Thoughts and prayers, indeed. Oh, no, no, no, please. Enough of that. Enough now. Oh, no, no, no, please. Enough of that. Enough now. Oh, this song is crazy.

This song is playing great. We jumped in the ride, rushed to the crib I ain't gotta explain what we did Built to last, I simply whacked that axe The question, no need for guessing Question was, hey baby, how old are you? 26, 21, maybe 22 I'm 25, she's a chuckle kind of mean It's a deep, I'm only 13 13, I need a drink

Turn it off, turn it off Stop, stop Turn it off! Turn it off! Stop! Stop! Turn it off, nigga! I remember that song. I heard that when I was a kid. I was like, this is crazy. Why would you play that?

Even before cancel culture shit, I was like, this is... Why do you do this? I wish somebody would go arrest this girl. Sitting that bitch back to her maker. And if you got a daughter older than 15, I'mma break her. Oh, God. She doing this to all the legends. Got to get a sleep out.

Oh, no. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't put it on. Oh Oh no. Oh no, stop. Don't you know my nigga gonna fucking kidnap. That's hard. She need to get out of here. Alright. I don't want to play the bass.

Please don't. There's some more in there. No, no, that's cool. That's cool. And don't say her name or nothing. I ain't. I ain't. Come on, man.

What else y'all got? Shadow ban somebody. Shadow ban her. What else you got? Yeesh. Got to do this now with the dude gas. Oh, man. It's over.

It's over now. Move over. Oh. Come on. What else? What else? What else is important now? Oh, shit.

Let's get to this movie, man. Come on. Come on. Come on. I ain't watching it. Come on. come on. What else? What else? What else is important now? Oh, shit. Let's get to this movie, man. Come on. Come on. Come on. I ain't watching. Come on. Come on. Break it down.

Clear out two men. Y'all got it. All right. Movies leave the world behind. I got to take my jacket off of this. All right. Hold on. In a good way or a bad way?

Would you wear your paintbrushes up? I don't want to say that. You do look like you need them. With your ass here. With your ass, Pew. It wasn't a long ass cigarette. My son should shine it through the sun. The sun got my shit.

My son should glisten in the sun. Hey, yo. Hey, yo, you look like an old school. I look like my dad. Like Scoop and Scrap about to come out on some Big Daddy Kane shit. This nigga out on the mock neck with a monster chain and a Kango.

They came out there with Kane. Scoop and scrap. And they did the, you know the shit, the jump over. Yeah, they did that. Oh, yeah. Well, anyway. So, the movie. Oh, man.

All right. We going to spoil the movie or what? What we doing? Yes. Yeah, go ahead. All right, go ahead. Yes. I don't have nothing to watch in the house.

It's rough. It's rough. So I get to searching. And searching for me is like the coming attractions in the movie theater. I love this shit. I read the paragraph. I click more. Watch the trailer.

It's usually just a trailer for me. I watch all the trailers. I do all the trailers. I go to where it says episode and more. I go to more, nigga. It's the trailers. I do all the trailers. I go to where it says episode and more. I go to more, nigga. It's four trailers. I go to the three-minute one. The two-minute one.

You need a hug. They got two one-minute ones. The newest one. I go to all of them. I go to this fucking movie. I watch all of the trailers. I'm also from the school of... I'm also from the school of I'm also from the school of

if there are actors that I love in this then I'm in. I don't need this trailer or nothing. They gave me Ethan Hawke. That's my man. They gave me Kevin Bacon.

That's my man. They're almost the same person, too, but they are. That's what I said. That's what I said, and Nick Nolte would be the dad, maybe. But, yeah. Them two, it's like Ice and Baron Davis. Oh, shit. So I'm like, alright, these two

niggas is in the movie together. Great. They got Julia Roberts. Come on. And? And Michelle and Diablo's brother. What's my man? Marsha Hala Ali, man.

Marsha Hala. That's my dude. Yo, what? What's today? Are you trying to get me? Yeah. Are you trying to get me? That was a good one.

And you got me. You did all the white. You did all the white greats first. When you got, you got. You still be fighting. Are you trying to get me? That was a good one. And you got me. You did all the white. You did all the white greats first. When you got, you got. You used to be fighting. So yeah, all star cast. All of the trailers look fire. It looked like end of the world.

What the fuck is going on here? Explosions. It looked like car crashes. Bomb. Turn the movie on. Got it. White couple, homeboy, Ethan Hawke, Julia Roberts, and their two kids go on a trip. They rent an Airbnb.

The Airbnb that they rent is Marshal Ali's. Marshal Ali. Is him and his daughter's house. House. In Long Island. In Long Island. Okay. Like out there.

Yeah. So they just show up and they say, yo, I know it looks weird. Shit is crazy, but there's something weird going on out there.

He works for like the special agents government, whatever. He got some job. Okay. Yo, something going on out there. We didn't want to drive

back to New York. We know it's awkward. It's late at night, but can we stay in this house, which is our house. In-law quarters. We'll stay here. Okay. Out your night but can we stay in this house which is our house in law quarters we'll stay here okay

out your way but we stay in here the nice hot fucking house we'll even give you back some money on the Airbnb they come in the house the wife hates this idea the wife hates this idea

40 minutes later she's trying to fuck him yeah I mean wait what they ain't the only people that was trying to fuck, though. I'm just going to throw out some of the things that was a little creepy in here. Oh, yeah.

Ethan Hawke was trying to fuck that little girl. Yes, he was. As was his son. I didn't peep that far. When she had the pool, the son sitting there taking pictures of her. Oh, I thought that was just some weirdo shit. But okay, they both wanted to fuck the little girl. No, he was trying to beat off to the pictures later.

Cool. Now, the theme is communications are down. It started, the movie started with a big ass ship just leaving the water and coming to the land. Then we saw an airplane crash. Communications are down. Right. So we waiting for the climax of this movie. We waiting for the climax of this movie.

Or at least I am. Yeah, me too. Show me what's going on. The signaling of this, something going on in this movie for at least 90 minutes was a loud screeching noise.

Okay. Just a loud screeching public broadcast. Okay. Like that noise. The phone shit when the shit go off. Yeah, it was a loud noise

that happened like four times in the movie oh my god everybody can't hear we're dropping things oh my god what's going on okay that was how you knew something was going on and this other thing what's the other thing you guessed it deer a bunch of deer okay that was what was creepy that was what the problem was throughout the whole movie we kept keep seeing random deer and hearing this loud noise and the picture that's in the bedroom keeps changing.

Did you notice that? I didn't notice that part. And the other shit about... Okay, I don't understand. Do this... He jumping all around in the movie. So what happens in the movie,

some of the shit that they're focusing on, the little girl is trying to watch Friends, the TV show on her iPad. The black girl? No, the white girl. Okay, gotcha. Julia Robertson, them daughter.

Gotcha. She's binge watching Friends on her iPad or something. Internet communication is down, televisions are down. So now you get no Wi-Fi, you got no TV service. Every channel is snow. Something's up. Dad, fix it. It's showing how dependent we are on technology.

Little kids losing their mind. Gotcha. We can't fix it. So we'll figure some shit out, whatever the case may be. Now, they realizing there's no, like, phoning. The mother got some alerts on her phone. Throughout the night, there was four notifications. It was like, oh, we think hackers are behind this.

Solar flares? No, no, no. Okay. This was from, like, AP News or some shit. Hackers are behind this. The White House is under attack. And then one was in, like, Arabic. Okay.

So they know something's up, but you can't communicate with nobody to find out what the fuck is happening. All the phones are fucked up. The phones are fucked up. All of the Wi-Fi is fucked up. Nobody has Wi-Fi.

No radio. At one point, Ethan Hawke tries to leave the house to go see what's going on with him and his family and the roads are blocked because Teslas

just keep slamming into each other. So it's like 100 Teslas. Brand new Teslas. So what they're each other. So it's like 100 Teslas. So what they're saying is the electric cars, the autonomous driving, whatever, is about control. And it can just shut you down and blah, blah, blah. And then the kid, the son's teeth starts falling out. The sonic waves made the kid's teeth start falling out.

They got to go get help. They go to Kevin Bacon's house, try to get some help. Kevin Bacon says, suck my dick. I'm not helping none of y'all and at that point i realized that in every movie i've ever seen with kevin bacon he was either the greatest character in the world or a huge piece of shit yeah well in this case it's never been an in-between with kevin in this case he played the role of the person who you know you got some people that's like I'm not dependent on technology I'm a stock up he played that role he had guns he had food he was prepared for this shit like hey I told y'all something was gonna happen

I've been buying gold and silver so they show up yeah I got the medicine to help you but fuck you get off my porch oh shit but he helps them out whatever give them something but go ahead shit I mean and then the movie but he helps him out whatever give him something but go ahead shit

I mean and then the movie the worst ending that you've ever seen in a movie so wait wait wait cause he jumping a little bit listen I got a white tiktok girl to explain the whole thing if you want alright well go ahead let her rock this movie is fucking terrible and it was produced

by the Obamas. That's the part I want to get to. Essentially, the movie is about the downfall of civilization and how it's done in three steps. First step being that the government is going to be toppled from within. Next one, that it's going to be littered with disinformation and misinformation to confuse the masses. She mixed that up. The third step is the first and second step. She mixed that up.

It is toppled from within. Step one is not that the government is going to be toppled from within. Step one is you disrupt all the communications and utilities, which was the Wi-Fi and all that shit. Step two is what she said. It's going to cause basically a civil war, causing the paranoid and problematic to start turning on each other. This movie is just full of easter eggs one part of the movie where self-driving teslas are directed to crash into the ins and the outs of the city to block anybody from getting in or escaping out you pay attention in the movie there's this this is the worst ending to a movie ever so it starts off as

calm then as the movie intensifies it gets more rough and more stormy it never intensified friends reference all throughout the movie the little girl is obsessed with the last episode of friends called how it ends which is interesting because julie roberts also dated matthew perry way way back matthew perry who also passed away earlier this year the movie also references like billionaires and their bunkers and it references the cabal on way more than one occasion. Yeah, imagine. The cabal has fallen and so nobody is in charge and this is what's leading to the fall. Did you understand

the end of the movie? Yes, I'm cut. But the part about the cabal, that's what really stood out to me. Because everybody thinks there's this secret organization that pulls all the strings. The lizard people.

And what dude, Marsha Hala Ali, was explaining to them, he was like, yo, that's not the scary part. The scary part is they're not in charge anymore, and now shit is just going on its own. Now there is nobody in charge, and shit is just happening, and that's where we are now but in the end of the movie got it there's a crock yeah this was this was complete bullshit like they running around the little girl disappears they can't find her they're searching for the

little girl she stumbles upon a neighbor's house somewhere but again this is long island where they got these big ass estates so the neighbor's house is far as fuck. She stumbles on the neighbor's house. The camera pan in there. She done found snacks and eating snacks and shit. She finds a bunker. And this is one of the best bunkers I've ever seen. She's down there. And the first thing she notices is they have a huge collection of DVDs and shit.

She go finds friends and puts the last episode in. And that's how the movie ends. Dog, I rewinded that part. I thought I missed something reading a tweet or something. Dog, I thought it was like a Marvel shit where they got some shit after the credits. Because it was like another eight minutes of credits. I watched the entire, nah, no way. Y'all going to show me something else.

I want to fight Netflix. Me and my girl looked at each other like, yo, I know that's not it. I want to fight Netflix. I cannot believe that they did that. They stole money. yo, I know that's not it. I want to find Netflix. I cannot believe that they did that. They stole money. Nah, I'm going to watch it. It might be some deep shit in there. It sounds like some deep shit in there.

It is. It sounds like some deep shit in there. Y'all ever saw a movie where the ending will fuck up the whole movie for you? Little Venison. If you like deer and loud noises. Yes, yes. The whole movie seems like something is about to happen that never happens. Is this M. Night Shyamalan?

It sounds like it. It sounds like it might be his nephew, his brother or some shit. Somebody trying to beat him. Yeah, that was a mess. But yeah, so check it out. They stole, like, bro, I counted. I won it. Now I'm like, all right, now I got to see where they stole this money at.

The cast. You know, I list, you know, who each person was played by. 15 people. You got me. Three of them were dead. One of them never spoke. So I'm like, oh, y'all paid. Man, y'all shot this shit in one.

It's just like the killer shit or whatever that was. The killer. Yeah. I think these are movies they just had in the cut. They're like, this ain't really good so we're not really putting this out.

And then the writer's strike happens. The actor's strike happens. They're like, you know what? Go ahead, bring that out. Yeah, you over you can bring that I don't have to promote it crazy but it is it is all jokes aside the movie the ending ruined the movie for me it was a pretty decent movie until the ending yeah it wasn't bad I'm not gonna say it was trash the entire way through horrible it just did not this is not like this felt like part two should be or like they just sorry we just gonna stop here

fuck it we ran out of whatever and we ran out of tape we're done right a shark happened man check it out if you got a hour of hours not doing it but it is a movie that's just it's trying that well I said it earlier when I said it's whistling hmm the movie is trying to tell people a dogs y'all need to prepare because if shit were to happen, this is what it would look like and this is how vulnerable we are

because we depend on technology so much. On a whole different level. I think this is the Obamas trying to tell black people something, and you. Why would the Obamas produce this movie? Remember what the daughter told what the daughter told him

if this is the end of everything and we in these times I don't trust white people and you shouldn't either like that line is in the movie the daughter wasn't with the shits which daughter yeah his daughter

her name was Ruth I believe it was. I'm watching this. Paul's my favorite engineer. I think I'm going to get something totally different. Yeah, I'm going to watch this too. You'll understand the messages. You'll understand the whistling in the movie. It's just the ending was so bad.

Whistling from the movie. Yes. Not your ass. Oh my God. Yo, come on, man. I was uncalled for. That's funny. All right, forget it.

I'm sorry. You think it should have squeaked enough? Why would it whistle? It took all the air out. Hey, yo. What? I'm taking these off.

That's it. Yeah, this nigga. What's up? This nigga's disgusting. This nigga head different. You don't want to hear ass jokes in HD? Nah, I'm good.

I'm good. Yo, all right. Can I complain about something else? Food stamps, right? Yes. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with y'all out here with selling the food stamps dollar for dollar now?

That's it. Y'all niggas is bugging. Y'all niggas is bugging. Selling the food stamps dollar for dollar now. What's the point? It's supposed to be half. It's supposed to be half. What's the point?

I don't know what the point. I could just take my dollar, go to the store. Dollar for dollar on the food stamps now. It's supposed to be half. It's supposed to be half. What's the point? I don't know what the point. I can just take my dollar and go to the store. Dollar for dollar on the food stamps now. I don't understand what you're saying. That's impossible. Who's selling them? My people. People. None of them motherfuckers in the hood ain't selling them dollar for dollar. Yeah, that's some suburb shit.

Yeah, that's definitely some suburb shit. Because in the hood, what I know is... They got food stamps in the suburbs? Yeah. What? They got more. Yo, once them shit come out of the store it immediately is 50% off

fuck as you talk about food stamps used to be like $65 $70 though for a $100 book nah nah food stamps was

50 cent on the dollar nah not my hood but it's cool yeah that's always been the rule I give you $50 you give me $100 they don't even got food stamps no more it's a card it's always been I give you $50 you give me a hundred now

you take the car I know that but a dollar fuck yes how much you spend I pay you yeah that's ice bougie that's ice bougie fiends that's actually great bro I promise you. I'm sitting here laughing, too, saying, damn, man, we're going to the store. Niggas are spoiled. Niggas is getting their groceries delivered. Nigga, I want food stamps. Bro, niggas going to be fucked up. You can't put food stamps in the Fresh Direct? Oh, man.

What'd you say? I'm asking. What did you say? Can you put the food stamps in the Fresh Direct? Yes. You sure? That's the shit that deliver your groceries yes bro

this shit gonna be I want food stamps Fresh Direct got EBT what's Fresh wait Fresh Direct is that the delivery shit yeah

no EBT check this out let me tell y'all something cause I know where I order groceries from and they do accept it you use you use

you can you walk in there with food stamps and laces I said order from hey Joe you don't got food stamps and Laysix. I didn't say walk in anywhere. I said order from. Hey, Joe, you don't got food stamps no more. It's a card. So a nigga don't know if you got a platinum card or EBT.

It's just a card. As long as you got that plate number, my guy. That card got that special color now. It got that special blue. Yeah. Nigga, that's Capital One, nigga. Get the fuck out of here. Give me my shit, yo.

Get my fucking shit. Bro, you do that shit online now, and they take, I promise you, I'm going to rock with my man Freeze. I think he know what he talking about. Well, I don't care about the food stamp business,

but I get it. Some of us do. But I feel you. Some of us do, bro. You know, you go back up on crab legs and shit like that from the supermarket. Oh, no. If somebody got them out there,

I'll take them. There you go. Okay. If somebody got them, I'll take them. It'll be crazy. Yeah, they got them, but niggas talking dollar for dollar now.

Got me fucked up. Thank you, Rich. What else? I want to send thoughts, love, and prayers to Michael B. Jordan and 2 Chainz. 2 Chainz and Art Basel had that car ram right in. Ram right into him.

He ended up in an ambulance. He's okay But That looked traumatic Wow And Michael B. Jordan Ran into something Damn

He said his foot got Stuck down there He couldn't He couldn't come on the brick Fast enough Oh shit And I know he probably Felt embarrassed about that

But that's almost happened to me At least ten times That's happened to me That happened to me a lot That's a thing Trying to be cool Drinking something Then I drop it like a clumsy ass nigga. Shit fell up under the brake pad.

Shit, I had that shit. Now you got to go down there. It's dangerous. We be on the road doing shit that we not supposed to do. True. Please, man. Don't get me started. Yeah, no, it's true.

True. What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? You still got the little brrrr sound in the Serato? I don't know.

The fairy sound? I don't know. Let me see. Brrrr. That shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit? He ain't got that shit.

You hear that? We can just do it. We can just do it. He ain't nice like that no more. Yeah, no, it's not there no more. Ish has magically transformed seats. Ish is in the high seat. One, because we have a very special guest

that I'm going to intro shortly. Secondly, and probably more importantly, because Flip wants to rob him. Because he got a lot of money. Flip wants to go in his pocket because it's just still the dude running around

with wads of cash on him. But he want to highlight me and how I'm up. With the rubber band. That's the part I don't fuck with you about. Nah, you know what he do? He put the rubber band.

He got the ones on the outside. It's my man. It's you, my man. You got a money clip. You my man. I got a mole ass nigga. You my man. Let me start with that.

But you know what he do? And you won't, don't lie either. He let the money fall out his pocket a couple times. Yeah, you got to show his new ass off. He dropping shit everywhere. I would never. The money has definitely, yo, your issues. You get money, huh?

Wait till he wear the see-through jeans. Remember the clear Air Force Ones? Remember when he wear the clear jeans on them? He gonna kill me. Hey, yo, insurance don't take care of that lazy shit. Insurance don't take care of that. That's cash, nigga. You run around with a wad of cash, too.

Sometimes. Who you paying? Why? First, I just like to fill the money in my pocket, nigga. I'm an old nigga. But secondly, it depends on what I'm doing. Shut me up. He shut me right up. Plus, you just like to feel the money in my pocket, nigga. I'm an old nigga, but secondly, it depends on what I'm doing. Shut me up. He shut me right up.

Plus, you just talked about this movie where they took all the electronic shit. You still got some money under your mattress? They tried to offer Kevin Bacon some cash. Yeah, that ain't going to matter. He cocked the rifle back. You don't get to fuck off my property. That nigga said it's the barter system. He said he still got the money under his mattress.

Anyway, yo. You still got shoebox money? No. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Look. In the kitchen, too. Somewhere different.

Somewhere different. You insinuate something different, and I don't do any of those things anymore. You insinuate money in a shoebox. Yeah. Oh, you talking about dealing drugs? No. What year you start? Yo.

Yo, that's right. He want wanna talk about his fucking history damn DJ Joe we got a guest man word we have a guest a legend

in a few different games I don't even know if we could talk about all of them really excited to have this guy in the building as am I

I've been I've been honored to share a space with him at some of the best gentlemen's clubs around. He shot you smooth on down. Yeah. She bounced back and forth.

When was this? Hold on, hold on. What year was it? She bounced back and forth. No, it depends on the year. This year, nigga. Oh, no. Yeah, she might have bounced.

She might have bounced this year. No, no, no. Before she bounced. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before she just bounced. Now she bounced back and forth. Y'all too, when y'all get going. Nah, nigga. When y'all too, when it's against me. Hey, yeah, yeah. Before she just bounced. Now she bounced back and forth. Y'all too, when y'all get going. Nah, nigga.

When y'all too, when it's against me. Hey, yo, dawg. Y'all too get to going, boy. Nah, I see that. I put money against that nigga in that Syracuse game. Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Ladies and gentlemen.

I put money against that nigga in that Syracuse game. Please make some noise and make our guests feel welcome. We have the one and only Baron Davis in and only Barron Davis in the building. Barron Davis in the building. Looking rich as hell. Fancy ass sweater. This nigga out there, that shit straight from Tyler Perry. That's a good look.

Way old love. You got the... Nah, you doing it. Yo, nah. Nah, you doing it. How tall are you, yo? 6'3". Yeah, that's that bullshit. Don't you say you're 6'3"? I'm 6'2".

You said you was 6'3", right? I ain't a multimillionaire with a $10,000 sweater on. It's hate. That's hate. It's hate. It's hate. It's acknowledgement. Bro, we was just talking about your contract off schedule.

Tell that nigga to give me some more money, right? Wait, that's my favorite thing. Tell that nigga to give me some more money, right? What'd he say about his contract? Yeah, tell that nigga to give me some more bread. He was saying how much money you got He was telling me You getting into financial literacy

Whoa whoa whoa Oh whoa You from LA I appreciate that bro Hey BD I'm glad it took you five minutes I've been hip to what his little plan is He trying to run around

And be the financial education speaker dude I like it Okay It makes sense That's not I ain't hiding that. I see you. I'm not hiding it.

You can't hide it from me, Playboy. Look, now I got to pull out Playboy. Yeah, yeah. Now I got to pull out Playboy. BD, how you feeling, man?

I'm good, man. You look rich as a fuck. Word. Man, I wish I was, man. I got hoes in my pocket, my shoes dirty. Nah,

you got zippers down your leg. The zipper down your leg speaks to some other shit. It does, it does. That shit is giving opulence. Red socks, slippers. It's like my cool, calm. We just calm right now.

You know, I want to be on this show, man. This show is fire, though, man. Thank you. Congratulations to y'all. One of the rare shows I do watch. You know what I mean? All the way through. But it feel like, you know,

you're sitting with your homeboys. Y'all having real conversations. And y'all funny as fuck. Yeah, we have a good time. I'm blessed to be able to speak with these brothers. Now, you two, you and Ice. Yeah, man. You and Ice is me and Carlos Boozer. Yep. Yeah.

Yeah. A lot of people think I'm him, and now he been tweeting me and shit with people thinking we the same person, and I just say fuck it, I'm ice now. Hey, yo, if you was over 5'8", you could have got a lot of box.

If you was over 5'8", boy, you would have got a lot of box. But now that y'all next to each other, there's no mistaking, really. There's no confusion at all if you want me to be totally honest with you. Like, in stature, everything. Like, in your posture.

He can probably use The pull ups You give a little bit Of Yo Gotti too Now that you say that Bro I give more Yo Gotti than I can see the Baron Davis

But the Yo Gotti Like the presence You know what I mean He died That's true Now they going down He died and shit I'll start

He died and shit BD he died and shit She had gray in it last week It is giving yo Gotti. Two weeks ago. No Gotti. One of the Gottis. Some type of Gotti.

John Gotti. Some Gotti. All right, let me see if I can take this pod to the next level, start some trouble, and you'll go viral out there. Oh, man. Baron Davis. I saw one of my favorite people in the world, Gilbert Arenas, having this conversation, and he's just such a great basketball mind to me

that I like to take all his questions and ask them to other people. Gilbert, salute if you're watching. Who is a better basketball player, Gilbert Arenas or Manu Ginobili? Gilbert Arenas. Manu Ginobili. Different, man.

They both really good. Different. Way different. They do play. Different. Way different. They do play different positions. Way different. I don't think Manu could have done what Gilbert had done being the man in Washington. Like, Gilbert's frequency for scoring, like, Gilbert's points was his, like,

that was his detonator. You know what I mean? Manu on the other side, playmaker, creative. Like, Gilbert's points was his, like, that was his detonator. You know what I mean? Manu on the other side, playmaker, creative, better as a two or three guy. You know what I mean? Had more of a, I would say he had more of a cerebral gang than Gil. You know what I mean? Like, Gil was just a dominant force. I don't think Manu, had he had the range,

could do and lead a team the way Gil. That's what Gilbert said. With his potency. You know what I mean? His scoring was potent. Manu is like, Manu is like the thread. Like, he make everything smooth. You know what I mean?

Like, you want a Manu because he can do everything, and he can do everything well. You know what I mean? And so him as like a 2-3 guy the way he was in San Antonio, I don't think Gil could have fit in in San Antonio, you know what I mean, the same way I don't think Manu could carry the team the way Gil did. Here's another one I stole from him.

I might be fucking it up, but still, I'll ask it again. $50 million or a championship ring? $50 million or a championship ring? $50 million. Why? I mean, you play this, it's your job. You know what I mean?

Like, your goal is to win a championship. Winning a championship is probably the hardest thing you can do. And then,

you know, after the championship is over, you know, you are who you are. So, if you're sorry, you're, after the championship is over, you know, you are who you are. So if you're sorry, you're sorry. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, it's a lot of dudes around here with championship rings and quote unquote championship pedigree.

But, you know, I think in our era, it was just like, man, everybody had a chance to win. Everybody felt they had a chance to win. But, you know, it was just like man everybody had a chance to win everybody felt they had a chance to win but you know it was the top dogs and you know you you try to be the the uh the ones that upset them you know what i mean it was like this underdog mentality for everybody else in the league so winning a championship was like everybody wanted to attain that shit but if you couldn't it was like all right well shit we got as far as we could. So I take the money, you know what I mean? Because that's your job. You're supposed to get that money and then invest that money in yourself.

A championship is icing on the cake for all the hard work. Yo, keep it above. When you be seeing these niggas with the rings and you know them niggas couldn't tie your sneakers, that shit don't make you mad? Nope. Because you better than all these niggas. Yeah tie your sneakers, that shit don't make you mad? Nope. Because you better than all these niggas.

Yeah, for sure. But I don't be getting mad. Like, shit, you won a championship? What do that mean? That still mean, you know, like. You're dragging your ass. We from LA, man. So we always talking hoop.

You know, that's why Gil crazy like he is. You know what I mean? It's just like, if you weak, you weak. We don't give a fuck. You know what I mean it's just like if you weak you weak we don't give a fuck you know what I mean yeah we don't give a fuck if you cheering on the bench

see but that's my like you make something you make you make sense to that team but like when it come to like real hoop and the real hoopers

like we not fucking you fish food nigga gotcha see but that's and that's the talk I want to have with Gil at some point like I think the real hoopers discuss hoop like real hoop.

Yeah. It's like rappers. I was just going to say, what do rappers do? It's like rappers. Exactly. But in real life, I would say to Gil that the rings are important, not because of the actual ring and winning a championship, but because of the marketing dollars attached to the playoff games.

So Manu Ginobili has been on however many finals runs on Channel 4, 7, or whatever prime time is where all of those announcements, Ginobili, it's just that, what you get with that public perception, I think, would be just if you ask that question, Gil versus Ginobili. If you're good enough genoble if you're good enough you know what i mean if you give you know if you're good enough then you take the championship because you're the man that means you got another 150 million dollars you know what i mean you mvp candidate you up there if you're just a regular player role player

you know what i mean? Exactly. In our era, the money would have made more sense. You know what I mean? Because it's like your longevity. Nowadays, these kids, you know, they make so much money. It's like, they make so much money. The money don't matter to them. The money is a different ballgame. Yo, but Gil's, and I love Gil,

Gil probably got one of them other offenses that niggas don't be, because they ain't play long enough. Gil is different. That nigga could get 60, bro. It's not a lot of niggas in NBA history that could get 60. Yeah. Like any given night when I walk in his gym.

Joe, he had those shoes on when he got 60. I swear to God. He had those shoes on. Nobody could stop Gilbert Arenas. Nobody. I don't give a fuck. Nobody. My last player-to-player comp question for you is you versus Steph. Oh, yeah.

You know. Too small. Too small what? No, I don't mean against each other. No, Steph is, Steph, I mean, obviously I'm going to say I'm better, but I don't say that. You was that nigga, right? I don't say that like braggadocious.

You know what I mean? I say that also humbly because Steph, you know, he came before me. And I don't think Steph to this day get all the credit that he should have got. Steph was the dude who called me. You talking about Marbury or Curry? Marbury. Okay. Marbury.

I'm not thinking about Curry. Yeah. Nah, I didn't know. Stop. Nah, what's wrong? I didn't know. I'm trying to cause trouble. I'm not, dog. I'm thinking you are trying to cause trouble. I didn't know. Stop. Nah, what's wrong? I didn't know. You're trying to cause trouble. I'm not, dog.

I'm trying to cause trouble. I didn't know what you were talking about, bro. I'm talking about Stephon Marbury. No, we love Steph. I think, you know, Steph called me and told me to come out for the draft. Steph always been like a big brother to me. You know what I mean? And so he was like one of the dogs that I was looking up to when I got into the league.

And I'll never forget. It was like my rookie year, bro, and he was just going off. And New Jersey was going off, and then he got an animal. He was like, you motherfuckers can't guard me, you little ass nigga, what you going to do? And Elgin Campbell was like, ooh, you going to let him talk to you like that? And I, you know, like, I was a rookie. I didn't know what to do. So I was like, after that, you know, every time I play against Steph, it was just like, it was personal because I felt like he punked me.

You know what I mean? And, like, as a rookie, you get punked all the time because you just, you don't know your presence out there. You know what I mean? And so after that, I was like, all right, I'm on him. I'm on him. Is Klay cooked? No. I think he, dog, these dudes got a lot of minutes.

They've been in finals for a long time. You know what I mean? It's just like he's definitely not cooked. It's just an ebb and flow and a rhythm. And what do you have to reinforce it you know what I mean it's like it's clay the 26 year old you know what I mean all-star clay thompson that we've seen before no but he still got you know what I mean he got all that essence and capacity but you also got to have uh ebb and flow and if you watch the Warriors they they don't have the right offensive mechanism

that they used to have so as Steph as Clay as Draymond you know what I mean they start getting older you know what I mean they need other people to come in and make and get them easy shots you feel what I'm saying and so I think with Clay's just he's at that breaking point where it's like, all right, I'm going to have to change a little bit of my game. You know what I mean? But at the same time, there's a great capacity, but it's also like we got to get this man open. You know what I mean? We got to get him open shots.

We got to get him other looks. You know what I mean? Outside of the looks that he's always had or, you know, the big moments that he's always had. So they need a Dre 2.0? Yeah, they need another. They need a creator. They need a facilitator over here. They need a creator.

They need somebody who's just dangerous, getting to the bucket. I also think they need somebody who is a slasher. You know what I mean? Just somebody that's always trying to dunk on somebody or always jumping over people's back. They need a hack. You know what I mean? Just somebody that's always trying to dunk on somebody or always jumping over people's back. They need a hack.

You know what I mean? They really don't. Outside of Draymond Green, he's the enforcer on the team, but he need a little dog. If Draymond Green had a little dog

on that team to groom him and the dude was just going in. Then he could have sent him to punch Jordan Poole in the head. He shouldn't have been

the one. And watching Jordan Poole in Washington face. He shouldn't have been the one. And watching Jordan Poole in Washington, we clearly understand why he got punched in his face. Remember when he was feeling bad? Like, oh, man, that's messed up. It don't feel like that no more. Nigga face mad punchable. He was bugging over there.

All right, now that we got the basketball shit out of the way, I want to get on to more important things How did y'all deal with a few players fucking the same girl? On the same team like how did y'all handle that? Mean they never see nothing on BD. I never seen I forgot to cloth this guy's got. You know what I mean? I just usually be in my room, bro. You know what I'm saying?

I be in my room. Go to dinner. In bed by eight. Yeah, man. You know. I ain't never really seen no fights and no bickering over no chick. You know what i mean not on no teams i've been on uh and if i was on the team and it was that going on i was trying

to get off that team or distance myself from a lot of them dudes that was like that i would have swore that whole warriors team was like fucking like that i no. They wasn't bickering, he said. Yeah, we was partying. That team was like wild niggas on that team. No, we was part, we made a decision when we was, when we sucked

that like, damn, dog, we always go out. You know what I mean? Because like, before Steven Jackson and Al got there, you know,

I had Dunleavy, Troy, Troy Murphy, like all them dudes, none of them dudes, nobody fucked with each other when I got to the Warriors. When I walked in, I was like, God damn, dude, it's like a fucking cemetery. Y'all don't even like basketball.

Jay Rich was hurt, you know what I mean? And he kept coming back trying to play hurt. So when Stack and Al came, they was like, man, they was the fun, you know, they was like the fun, the fun patrol. I mean, we go to movies, we go on to dinner. And like dudes on the team weren't really used to that. You know, Stack personality, he like, fuck it, we going out. You know what I mean? And it got to a point where we made a decision.

We was like, all right, if we going to go out, we going to party on the court first. We going to make the court our party. we gonna go to the club and then whatever happened happened we can get you know as fucked up as we want you know what i mean have as much fun as we want but like as long as the court is our party then i go out too you know what i mean and then that shit just started we start winning bro and we start going out we start winning we start going out you know what i mean we, and we started going out. We started winning. We started going out. You know what I mean? We started winning. We started going out.

We started winning. And then, like, next thing you know, we was turning the clubs up. You know what I mean? That was a hell of a playoff run, too. We was turning the clubs up. Yo, question for you. And what you're saying, do you think that the teams that don't have that camaraderie can win? Because that's one of the things for LeBron. Like, they always big LeBron up.

They say, like, dog, when he get to a spot, they start going bowling together. They start being a brotherhood. And based on that, you want to win for your brother. You mean like I keep trying to do what you and pardon, but you won't come bowling? Go ahead. What you were saying?

He not a team player, man. Yeah, he just be talking. Y'all don't listen to him. You think that's important, important like to become a winner? Especially when the players take it upon themselves. Gotcha. You know,

it's just like it's a different level of like care, but it's also like a different level of like being able to have checkpoints. You know what I mean?

And so when you have that camaraderie, like it's also like kind of like one confidence. Gotcha. Kind of like a one-direction mentality. You know what I mean? And then you'll know who's in, who out.

You know what I'm saying? And then it just becomes obvious. You know what I'm saying? And some accountability and all that shit, too. Yeah, because you with them. You know, you with dudes every day for eight months. And y'all used to be fucking niggas up back then. There wasn't no Instagram, no camera phones.

No, he was in his room. He was in his room. That's it. Nigg be fucking niggas up back then. There wasn't no Instagram, no camera phones. No, he was in his room. He was in his room. That's it. Yo, niggas was getting thrown through windows back then. Niggas was getting their ass swept. It wasn't no camera phones

back then, yo. I mean, it was just way different. Niggas would put hands and feet on PJ Carlissimo. Yeah, that was... He used to catch it bad every day.

After the game. Yo, dog. Parking lot. you know what I mean parking lot whoever wanted to scrap it was you know you can get out

or you can get out on that all star weekend where you catch them or you can catch them in the summer in LA cause they coming you know they coming to the club

too much money now for them to fight though like that you don't even need you don't even need to be fighting I think our era was like we was the hip-hop sports era where you know you slinging crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot so like your life and your mentality can go any way so a

lot of us still came from you know hoods were homies and it was like the pressure was like you know going back to the hood and being real and all that shit but i think our generation was like hold on like these niggas is really out here shooting us and robbing us you know what i mean like maybe we should try a new brand you know what i mean a new face of a brand so you know i think that became uh like our generation was like all right let's start pushing the culture that way. Like we still want to be down and shit, but we also don't want our kids to see us being gang members.

You know what I mean? Or, or presenting ourselves to be something that we not, you know? And, and I would say like the dress code kind of helped that too. Oh, for sure.

With the lockout. Cause now people start coming with a fashion shit. You know what I mean? And like, we weren't dressing like rappers no more. We was, we with their fashion shit. You know what I mean? And we wasn't dressing like rappers no more. We was coming with it. You know what I mean? Because we had to find our way around the rules, too.

So now you look at the league, and now all the sophistication in these new dudes, these new athletes. I want to ask you, how do players from your era feel about the new fashion camp? Oh, man, shit shit i don't know i i you know i i kind of started with it in the whole fashion shit but i ain't with some of this shit is just to me it's like all right like i didn't know it's levels bro you know what i mean it's levels to the fashion you know what i mean it's levels to the fashion so like it's fashion lifestyle's fashion, lifestyle. But I think, you know, it's fun. Like, I used to play it out for the camera. I almost got kicked out, suspended during the We Believe

because I had the fedora with the M16 bullets on the side. And they was like, you know, calling for me to get suspended. You know what I mean? Said I had live ammunition in my hat. I was like, you damn skippy. You know what I mean? We playing Dallas. It's going down.

But like the dudes now, they just taking it to a whole nother level. That's what I'm saying. They sophistication. Like we thought we was doing fashion and going to fashion shows and like boom, boom, boom. These dudes taking it to a whole nother level. They got wine. You know what I mean? They got their own wine brands and shit.

You know what I mean? We wasn't drinking wine when we first started. You know what I mean? They got their own wine brands and shit. We wasn't drinking wine when we first started. You know what I mean? Wine wasn't even a thing. Now they growing wine vineyards and shit. LeBron got his custom leather case made to carry the bottle cross-body.

He bugging. Remember Stout came in with one? Remember Stout had one? Do you attribute that to just a different level of money? Like, these niggas' money is different than y'all. The money opened up a different level of access. You don't ever think about robbing any of these niggas? I think sometimes.

God, God, God. Same ones. You know you a sucker, right? Like, yo. I wish I could and get away with it. Like, dog, 60 million. Let's just say 60 million, 50 million. You have so much excess money that you could just throw money over here to see if it stick.

You know what I'm saying? Nigga come to your BD. Yo, I got this app. I got an app. No. You know what I'm saying? Hell no. Nigga, get out of here.

Go do the work. No. Like, I think KD just got, they just said KD reached a B. Probably. I think I read a report about him reaching a B. Like, these niggas just be, they just said KD reached a B. Probably. I think I read a report about him reaching a B. Like, these niggas just be, yo. The access, the access is crazy. I think it's, you know, every, like, these dudes, 10 years from now, are going to complain about the next wave of dudes.

You know what I mean? And it's not so much, it's like, when you look at time, when you look at, you know, what we made compared to the times and what shit cost us, it's not so much. It's like when you look at time, when you look at, you know, what we made compared to the times and what shit costs, it's the same shit. You know what I mean? But these dudes, they just, they come up with more sophistication. They come up with more independency. They got more dudes that they can have reference points.

You know what I mean? They know. And they know like who they want to be earlier. That makes sense. How long have you been retired for? I think 12 years now. How was that transition? Did that shit fuck you up?

Hell yeah. Because you still want to play. You know what I mean? I felt like even when I got hurt, I had three, four, maybe five more years to play and, like, not play a lot of minutes. You know what I mean? But come off the bench, be, like, a veteran leader. Yeah.

But, like, you just watch that shit. That shit just be going. And it's like, man, that shit ain't going to never dock back where I'm at. You know what I mean? And you probably bored, right? No, you deal with that. And then it's like, damn, all my homeboys still playing. I ain't got no homies I relate to.

So you just find ways to distance yourself from the game. You know what I mean? Because it's like the last thing you want to be a part of. But at the same time, it's like I always tell people, never stop you want to be a part of but at the same time it's like i always tell people never stop playing it's a part of your life it's a part of your dna like never stop rapping you know what i mean like why stop rapping that's a part of your therapy of mental health and all that shit so basketball like stick around it because you can still find the kid again you can still find the business that you want to go into so that was kind of like uh my mentality i got out try to give myself some amnesia you know what i mean so i

wouldn't be baron davis going into arenas and feeling like you know i was successful or a failure or whatever the fuck that feeling was it was like now i can be whoever i want to be or the next version of me and use that as an opportunity to grow never getting rid of my Baron Davis car you shitting me Baron Dave because Baron Davis just the name you get the respect at every left like the players know what time I'm never letting that go y'all shitting me it's me it's me yeah you was one of them yeah yeah no question some some nigg hoop, but they wasn't a hooper. Right, right.

Yeah, you was a hooper. Yeah. Can you speak to us about your other business? Yeah. Yeah, man. So I created Baron Davis Enterprise, you know, over these 12 years. I started out investing, and I started going to conferences and started teaching myself how to like speak on stage,

right? And how to articulate myself in front of audience. And, you know, I just watched a lot of people do it. And I would go to these conferences and I was like, damn, I'm lost. You know what I mean? Like I'm an athlete. Everybody want to hang out, but they want to talk who I want to talk business investment. So I came up with business inside the game and I say I got my MBA from the NBA because I learned the importance of everybody's role in the NBA and I learned the importance of the full-on production you know what I mean whether it's all-star weekend or a game like all of all of those elements are important. And so I teach business inside the game because it's it's it's the ID in you. Right. As an athlete that I let allow you to transfer from retiring as a basketball player to say, hey, I want to go into finance.

Well, guess what? You got contracts. There's a financial people on the team. I want to go into production. There was a whole production. You know what I mean? And production people that travel with you that know they shit. And so business inside the game just allows us to say like, you can't be scared. You know what I mean? And like the same thing that made us great as basketball players, we have to be the same people in business and use what our DNA is. We know we're going to show up on time. We know we're going to practice. We know we're going to learn shit fast.

We know we're going to have ideas and can be innovative. We know how to talk to people. We know how to talk to the media. And then we know everybody. You know what I mean? And so if you start hanging your hat on the shit you know and you bring to the table, then as you transition to the next phase

of your business or industry, you should be accelerated, you know what I mean, in that trajectory because you got the intangible shit that a lot of people don't have. So even if you played high school or college, that's the shit you got to go find inside yourself

in order to be the professional or be the entrepreneur and the investor you want to go find inside yourself in order to be the professional or be the entrepreneur and the investor you want to be. That's real. And we from the bottom. Yep. And got the competitive spirit. So you just take that competitive spirit to a new platform.

I sense a collab will come. That's fine. All right. Yeah. Sound like a collab panel is on the way. You see it, right? You see it? You fuck with Newark?

Some live speaking. No, we got to get you out. So now I'm hosting the firesides. I'm hosting the conferences. We having the dinners and matchmaking the entrepreneurs and the investors with athletes and entertainers and saying like, damn, Joe and Iz, they big on financial literacy. Okay, where's the right product, entrepreneur, and platform where y'all can work together?

That's dope. I want to work separately from you. That's fine. Y'all, I don't even like this nigga. Y'all don't put me over there. So, yo, tell them they're not familiar. I am. About Bart Oatmeal.

Yeah, Bart Oatmeal is the legend. The legend is Bart Oatmeal. You Oatmeal is the legend the legend is Bart Oatmeal uh you know it's a character that I got uh you know artists that I got and you know we created them you got a sound you got a style uh and you know I DJ produce I started DJing producing that helped too when I uh first got retired I was like fucking I'm gonna be a producer started making beats used to send it like school boy Q

he was like man you gotta get your shit up and shit up so I was like fuck it I'm gonna start you know creating music

and sounds and so I started DJing DJing in LA clubs just so I can have you know shit to do not like on some Shaq shit but just like

yeah I wanna make I wanna sit in a studio with so you do. Not like on some Shaq shit, but just like, yeah, I want to make, I want to sit in a studio with. So you're saying you're better than Shaq? No, Shaq is a dope DJ. Baron Davis is, Bart Oatmeal, I don't know. Y'all can discuss that for yourselves. You know what I mean? But Shaq is a dope DJ,

and Shaq kind of set the standard for music. So I was like, let me create this character, create a dope DJ, you know, and Shaq kind of like set the standard for music. So, you know, I was like, let me create this character, create a sound, create a vibe. And then for me, it's all bucket list shit. So I get to rap with rappers. We got to do a song too. I get to rap with rappers. Oh, you're Bart Oatmeal.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why this is. I'm in LA in a casket. He's Bart Oatmeal. Oh, wait, did we just blow up your spot? I'm Baron Davis right now, but Bart Oatmeal at nine o'clock is, you know.

Totally different person, man. Turned up. That's funny. Bart Oatmeal make this shit lit. Yeah, I guess. I got a record on. He was on J-Stone album that just came out. Oh, sorry.

This is confusing. The first what? Who taught you how to rap? Who me oh oh my first the only person and i have to say the only person who wrote a rap and he wrote it for baron davis was royce defied nine and that was the first time like had somebody. He came out to San Francisco. We was hanging. And he wrote a sick little 16 for me. And I was trying to do that shit.

And that shit just wasn't coming out right. But the shit was fire, dog. And he kept saying, do it again. Now you got to do it like this. I said, man, fuck this. I play basketball. You want to go to a game tomorrow, dog? Let's go eat.

Fuck that. Royce ain't the easiest guy to try to copy his shit. At all. Man, Royce was, the wordplay was crazy. And so like, at that point,

I was like, nah, I ain't no rapper. You know what I mean? But then that's what I always reference is like, I still got it. You know,

like the verse he wrote for me and shit like that. And so that's like always my reference point. But you know ain't no ghost writer for Bart you know Baron Davis is a ghost writer for Bart Oatmeal. Bart Oatmeal yo where the name come from? My son you know I used to tell him he was the same color of a bowl of oatmeal and then we was watching The Simpsons. All right, check this out. Big Dog. What? What?

Hey, Big Dog. He the same complexion of a bowl of oatmeal, son. His name L.A., so I was like, yo, L.A. Oatmeal, that's a brand, L.A. Oatmeal, that's a brand. And then we was watching The Simpsons and he just loved calling me Bart. And so we put it together. Bart Oatmeal. So there's a whole,

there's a whole legend about, you know, the real Bart Oatmeal. And he rapping. That he, you know, he's at the Essence Fest.

Don't worry, I'm gonna go check out Bart Oatmeal. I'm gonna go listen to him now. I'm gonna go. Just post your favorite song, man. Before you go,

I do want to know what you think about LeBron winning the end season tournament shit I mean the Lakers yeah I think LeBron

it's LeBron do you think the fix is in because they're trying to give him the biggest team like could anybody else have won this thing yeah a lot of teams I think

what we were it was genius because the marketing like the marketing of it was hella confusing. You know what I mean? It wasn't like some shit that everybody was fucking with. It was like, huh? What is it?

How do you figure it out? You know what I mean? But as we start getting into it, you start seeing like the games have some like some bullshit to it. Right. And you need a little bit of like, oh, we up 12, we fouling. It's like, what the fuck they doing? It was like they were just breaking all these unconventional rules. You know what I mean?

And so I think for the end-season tournament, the Lakers, LeBron is smart as fuck, bro. LeBron is smart as fuck. He knew before what that meant. You know what I mean? And you look at other teams and they probably seeing the Lakers celebrate right now like, God damn, dog. We should have came out.

You know what I mean? And it wasn't bullshit. And I think for LeBron, it was important for him because they lost to Denver last year. So winning is a recipe. You know what I mean? And that in-season championship is like, that's important because now it ain't no low.

Right? Because right now, between here and All-Star weekend is where people live and die. After All-Star weekend, everybody got to go make their mark. So this in-season tournament for them and the importance of that for the lakers trying to get over the hump and get back to the western conference finals i think that's where lebron was really had his sights on like man we gotta ain't gonna be no championship games during the regular season to prepare you for the playoffs or the championship so we're gonna take this shit, hell of a series,

win this championship so we feel what a championship feels. You know they wanted to be the first ones. I think all of that's true. I think you forgot probably the most important reason that he won, which is Mike doesn't have it in season. That's so stupid. Mike, did Mike ever win it? I don't think he did.

I don't think so did I don't think so I'm gonna double check He didn't win one He ain't got one Nah I think he right The psychology piece For Cam Reddish And all the young niggas

To show them What it feel like Yeah Hell yeah It's like How else you gonna get them To buy into like You know

Championship flavor And pedigree But as a saying Like yo I've been To the championship You know it's like You get to experience this, you know? Some champagne.

Next time, this little basketball talk was cool and all, but next time you come back this way, we got to have another one of them trips, trips outside. Yeah, for sure. We got to do that. We got to do that again. Say less. That was fun.

That's good. Yeah, that was fun. We was up. Yeah, we had a good time. Yeah, you sat down, right? We had a good time in there. Ish, what you getting at? What you getting at?

What you getting at? You know, you only 5'9". You know what I'm talking about? That was one of the better nights. That was a good night. That's why. I was standing up against the wall, the pole, VIP, moving and shaking. Moving and shaking.

You should come out sometime. What up? Got you. Yeah, let me know. You should come out sometime. Gotcha. Yeah, let me know. Fuck out of here. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise. Baron Davis in this bitch, man. Fuck is they talking about?

Appreciate y'all, man. This is excellent. Where is that sweater from before you go? I'm getting me a sweater. You can find these on BlackSanta.com. We got the Black Santa version. This is a company. You can find these on BlackSanta.com. We got the Black Santa version. This is a company called Ons. What is BlackSanta.com?

BlackSanta.com is our website. We created a character, Black Santa, to spread positivity to the youth. So young kids, not only just black kids, but other kids

in other cultures can see the positivity in a black man and the storytelling and the magical whimsical worlds of, you know, who we and what we bring to the table. So, you know, we created Black Santa dot com. I'm working on a movie musical. And the goal is like for hip hop to own the holidays.

You know what I mean? And for us to have our own hip-hop character that represents sports culture everything we are but most importantly the positivity of you know being able to dream think and achieve goals and you could go on black santa.com and shop you can go on black santa.com and shop that's what's up that's fire and you can go to parks but yeah good looking out good looking out good looking out yeah you definitely man you know we accept you bro you know what I mean

we got other characters too I'll be an alpha school 6'5 I'll be a reindeer whatever it takes oh man yo

BD we love you I appreciate you this is big yeah thanks for coming thanks for coming up nah any thoughts on this mace freestyle that's dis and puff This is big. Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming up. Nah.

Any thoughts on this Mace freestyle? That's dis and puff. I don't know if you heard it. Mace is still Mace. I don't know. You asking me? No, I'm saying. He sounded good to me.

Yeah, like people forget that Mace was elite level rapper. Want me to play a little bit of it? Yeah. Yeah, please. forget that mace was elite level rapper before we play a little bit of it yeah I would never work lover, niggas mad I made it to the I would never work lover Does Cain kill Abel? I'm able to kill Cain And love don't steal my nigga change your name And I see no integrity in your name And I'm haunted by the ghosts of Saint James, Chantagne, Matt Schmaroli, Plain Jane And I say, plain God I ain't changing If niggas never found a killer why is niggas living it? Oh my god.

Alright, we get it. We get it, we get it. We get it. He spitting. We get it. He spitting. We get it, he sounds good. And I'm a big fan of beefs that go 30 years long. You're not. I am, I am.

I like when they get- Try to dust it out. Those are my favorite beefs, not these new beefs where you niggas don't really know each other, you all don't have nothing in common. It's not beef. That where you niggas don't really know each other y'all don't have nothing in common it's not beef that's just like they don't have beef

yeah tension beef is nigga when I was 17 you signed me wait what I'm 49 now you ruined my whole life

nigga you shitting me that's the beef oh man shout out to Mase shout out to Mase yeah shout out to Mase he addressed a lot Mase. Yeah, shout out to Mase. He addressed a lot.

He addressed a lot. Yeah, he did. Obviously, I'm not over the shit. Even with him getting his, he got his shit back from Puff. He still got some shit to get off his chest. Did he get his shit back?

I don't know. He said, yeah. I don't fact check nothing. He said it. Whatever Instagram says. Yeah, I just be running my mouth on it. Love don't steal, my nigga.

Change your name. The ghost of St. James. I love them little simple lines. I get that line. The ghost of St. James. Biggie lived on St. James. And ghost St. James. St. Patrick.

It ain't no where Biggie lived, yo. I definitely don't. It ain't no. Thumb on tundra. Ish, speak. J.J. Patrick I got that Double entendre Ish ain't know where Biggie lives I definitely don't Ish ain't know Double entendre Ish Speak Why do you have A wad of money

Joe Go to TD Bank Get your ass Out of here Remember when that was your spot That nigga used to be In TD Bank

And you know what Buy a new rubber band bro Like stop using A pop rubber band And tying it To make a nine Use the Lance Armstrong Rubber band Get a fresh rubber band a pop rubber band and tying it to make a nine. Yeah, use the Lance Armstrong rubber band or something. Get a fresh rubber band.

You see my rubber band pop? I did. When? Doesn't matter. Shut your ass. You just be talking, yo. It was pop when your bumper was hanging. Your rubber band wasn't the freshest.

My bumper was never hanging. Your bumper was on the floor. You had two hits. Your bumper was on the floor like a mutt. My bumper was on the floor? Like a mutt. How would the elitists feel? They'll take the narrative and run with it.

Yo, that's why this nigga bump your cronies. Yo, know why I love podcasts? Oh, shit. Fuck off, man. Yo, know why I love podcasts? What narrative? Like, look, a bumper on the ground. Yeah, niggas take that and run with it.

Bitch, how long it took you to get your car fixed, bitch? Your shit was sparking, fucking up the cement. Never. Nah, nah. It was. You never. See what I'm talking about? You wasn't even parking the normal way trying to hide it, too.

No. That's a fact. Your shit was twisted. Hold on. That's a fact. Your shit was twisted. You parked backwards. Yo, he take it as such an indictment against his manhood.

It's just a bumper. Dog, it's a bumper to you. It's cool, brother. I don't want to lose sauce, bro. Yo, you getting tight. I'm not tight at Oh. It's cool, brother. I don't want to lose sauce, bro. Yo, you getting tight. I'm not tight at all. I respect that, though. You my man.

You don't play with it. Come on, nothing. You're soft. I'm not promoting it. Nothing. I'm coming down for nothing. No joke. Nigga, I ain't with the jokes.

Nigga, I'm old. I don't do that shit. Fuck CE ad. I don't do none of that shit, y'all. I ain't y'all. I watched that last shit, baby. He said, I ain't y'all. I was like, oh, shit.

Yeah, he said that. No, he told us. Oh, boy. He told us. He said, y'all. Hey watched that last shit, baby. He said, I ain't y'all. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah, he said that. Nah, he told us. Oh, boy. He told us. He said, y'all. Hey, me, my bumper would never. When I say y'all, I get crucified. My bumper would never be dragging.

I know. You rich. I'm not. Fix your face now, nigga. Fix your face now, nigga. Stupid ass. It wouldn't take you long to get your car fixed. He right.

Anyway. He's right. I hate y'all. What else? I ain't even got nothing. Stupid ass It wouldn't take you long To get your car fixed He right Anyway He's right I hate y'all Whatever I ain't even got nothing I'm just sitting there Cracking on his shot Battle rap

Oh yeah battle rap Ice was on stage Ice was not on stage Did you go? Ice was the fake Arsenal I wasn't You ain't gonna support your brother? Wow

Where were you Ice? I had a situation I didn't go Really? Yeah Okay You left your brother For a stranger's baby shower? No Where were you, Ice? I had a situation. I didn't go. Really? Yeah. Okay. You left your brother for a stranger's baby shower?

No. Look, now we're getting into some narratives. Baby shower was Saturday. Battle was Sunday. No. Oh. I heard that. You could narrow it. Did they have meatballs at the baby shower?

They did. Were they good? It was fire. Okay. I was feeding him for some baby shower meatballs, so I was glad. Oh, okay. Yeah. That sounded crazy. Okay. Baby shower meatballs, the truth I was okay that's not a crazy baby shower meatballs the truth I know but they are they are fire though

yeah how did the podcast people react to your presence did it was actually chill thank God only a couple people some people hate it because my girl's great at gifts. So her gift was like out of this world. And it was like, oh, you can't do that. Her man ice. So it was, yeah, of course they're going to have the most expensive gift. Y'all are rich. You can't do that, you know, by the way. You rich?

No. That's why I'm like, stop. Nigga, I'm not. I wish I was. Look, he ready to see if somebody rich. Look. He ready to pocket watch. Not at all.

I'm far from. He said, yo, they said this gift was going to be. You can He ready to pocket watch it. I don't know. I'm far from. He said, yo, they said this gift was going to be. You can't go to a baby shower and give the best gift. Why not? Because you try to shame the rest of the attendees that are at the baby shower. And you might be in one of them baby showers where they opening up the gifts in front of everybody. You saw our gift when we walked in. Like, it was.

Oh, just your presents? No, she had a custom, big-ass, like... It was about this wide. It was like a custom closet filled with stuff, with shit hanging on it, lights, everything.

What? With the boy's name on it. How you brought that in there, nigga? I carried it in there. I would've kicked y'all out of the baby shower. You can't do that.

No, they can't do shit like that. The people, the expecting couple, loved it. They loved it. Other people that bought gifts you can't do that they can't do shit like that the people the um the family the expecting couple loved it they loved it other people that bought gifts

was like a custom closet with their name on it and clothes somebody put some thought in the gift that was fire by my hand

yo we not doing Secret Santa right y'all keep saying yeah then no I don't know what y'all doing we can't do Secret Santa now it's over all that secret teen work shit is over it's over Yeah, then no. I don't know what y'all doing, man. We can't do Secret Santa now, man.

It's over. All that Secret Teen work shit is over. It's over. I'm not doing none of that shit now with no parts. Nigga, get me the fuck out of here, please. Instantly. Sure, man. This shit like the Titanic right now.

Oh, shit. I mean, I wouldn't go that far. Yeah, word. That's kind of fucked up. Word. I do get what you're saying, though. Don't fuck up my joke. Man.

Your joke made me sad. I think I'm sad. I'm depressed, crying. Shit crazy, son. Arsenal versus Miss Hustle. Big jersey. 2-1 Arsenal. Oh, you choked against the girl? He choked in the first round.

He forgot it. He told me. He was like, yo, I just lost it. I got it back, though. And he did gonna say this thing I'm sorry it's our arse to this thing I heard fucking awesome yeah hustle I heard fucking Oh Rex t-rex and chess almost fought yeah yeah niggas seeming like the mook and twerk battle I'm not not going to lie to you. There wasn't a card on that battle that would have got me out of bed. I told you that. There's not a card.

How was Mook? Mook and Twerk battle was good. I like it. I call it down the middle. You can't. All right, so who won? Call it down the middle. I didn't see it.

People saying Twerk won. All right, but I call it down the middle. I think it was. Oh, yeah. I think either way. New York people are saying that Mook won or down the middle. Everybody else, I think, is saying Terk one. All right, but I call it down the middle I think it was yeah, I think go either way New York people are saying that mook one or down the middle Everybody else I think it's saying twerk one. Oh, got it. Okay, it's one of those It was a very good day body that battle salute to all y'all niggas on stage

Yeah Who's that? But it was amazing It took mook about like 10 seconds to process what was going on. Because Mook was quiet playing it. And he said, nah, punch him. It was crazy. The tension was there. It took Mook a while to process, like five to 10 seconds.

I saw a couple of the recaps. I saw DNA's recap. I saw Good's recap, which I loved. Because the whole recap focused on how horrible the battle rappers dress. You couldn't find a worse dressed group. I know my reputation. I don't think you could find a worse dressed group of people than the battle rappers. But that's what your goods is about.

They said twerk had on like a onesie or some shit. They said mook had on leather shorts. Yeah, goods said mook had on leather shorts in the wintertime in New York with a t-shirt, not even the fresh out the pack white tee, not like a crispy. Niggas was up there in some, they be, y'all got to. It's battle rap, man. That shit's supposed to be dirty and you ain't out there trying to win a fashion contest. It's the same thing they said about podcasting at first.

Please. I still say it. Shit. Me, I'm talking about. So good, St. July. Nope. He's not going to first. Please. I still say it. Shit. Me? I'm talking about. It's all good. Say it in July. Nope. He's not gonna talk.

Nope. I'm gonna get you on Patreon. I don't have anything else. I'm done. I don't have anything else that's near and dear to my heart

and my soul and I'm feeling 90s-ish since Baron Davis was just here. I'm on some throwback shit so that's where my sleeper is, man. Y'all know the fucking vibes. Yeah, the firm.

Trackmaster. Husker ball. Allure. Keep it going. Ay, yo, the bridge keep rockin'. We comin' through, bottles poppin'. Allure when your album droppin'. The place is packed.

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But I'm feeling fine And I just can't deny it Shut up nigga! Holding me, touching me, feeling my everything I can't stop the feeling I feel like I'm falling in love I can't stop the feeling I can't stop the feeling I'm falling for the hand that you're wearing Baby, baby, I'm longing

Just to have you to myself I don't want nobody else, no Baby, my body's calling Won't you come get my love? Because I really need you so much I know you like the way I act You been up and down, you been up and down I know you like the way I act You been up and down, you been up and down I know you like the way I act You been up and down, you been up and down I know you like the way I act You been up and down, you been up and down

I know you like the way I act You been up and down, you been up and down Holding me, touching me, feeling my every need So much of calming, I know you like the way I act You've been around real cats all your life since way back You still got it, cause you was turnt out once Guess you learned ain't no future with them burnt out stunts Left the hood to get your own thing We're home team, pushing through, watch your cone gleam Yeah, I, you probably heard that my pipe came tight

Rockin' VVS stones, powder blue whips with egg headlights, center weed gettin' all in your weave, I put out the trees, and crack the moon roof only for you to breathe, you get an extra set of keys, I tell the world while I'm out on tour, keep your hands on my girls, oh lord. That was brand old music. Some of y'all wasn't even a thought in your father's dick when that song was out. Pops ain't even meet your moms yet. That was Allure featuring Nas. Head over heels guaranteed to get any R&B party where adults are present rocking.

That was a beautiful time in music, yo. All right, man. I had a record I was going to play. My typical niggas are going to get shot over this song. But I'm not going to do that. I was going to play, you know, my typical niggas are going to get shot over this song, but I'm not going to do that. I'm going to go out west. You know, we just had Baron Davis here, so I'm going to play a record off of J Stone. Album is called The Definition of Success, and the song is called Showtime.

So it's J Stone featuring Bart Oatmeal. Let's go Bart. I did with no time to showtime. I did with no time to showtime. I did with no time to showtime. I did with no time to showtime. I did with no time to showtime. I did with no time to showtime. I did with no time to showtime. I did with no time to show time I done went no time to show time I done went no time to show time Ridin' up floss and made back with the TVs All my diamonds is flawless of EVs I ain't the same nigga that was passing out CDs Came a long way smoking BDs with BD Skip the NBA now I'm ballin' with BD

Ten years ago they was yellin' out free me Believe me it ain't easy being Steezy At the marina took a breezy where it's breezy It's showtime, they payin' to come and see me I pay dues, did shows for the free-free Rap niggas copy my style, tryin' be me Wish me for EDD and PPP Came a long way sellin' T's and DVDs I always knew I would blow up like TNT

Bitch, this my house, this ain't no Airbnb I been good to the game and this game been good to me I done went no time in Showtime I done went no time in Showtime I done went no time in Showtime Raze on the Lakers, known to breed legacy City and champions, J Stone we bout to win the ring Oatmeal is everything, I'm BET Direct my own movies, new MTV All star on the team, you get DNPs OG say we're reminded of the new DPG Classic, round off with two backflips

88 ideas got me time traveling Old steps, too many nigga that's traveling Listen now, hungry dog, no puppy child My wonder years I was wilding out Leftovers in the pot, I had to rinse it out They said it sit up for days, I had to wrist it out Bowl clean, now we ship it out The hustle don't stop, we gon' wheel it out Got the mothership on display, Chris Mills it out Oatmeal, get a meal, will and deal him out I done went no time to Showtime I done went no time to Showtime The record is Showtime, J Stone, Bart Oatmeal.

The album is called Definition of Success. Too smooth, Lil Vips. Yeah, that was dope. I'm gonna do R&B this time. Oh, shit. I'm playing Marsha André, the greatest. Yeah, that was dope. I'm going to do R&B this time. Oh, shit. I'm playing Marsha André, the greatest. Marsha Ambrosius. Are you scared of this love I have to give?

Are you afraid? This new? Yeah. There's only one life to live if we do this again. This new? Yeah That you've never let me go Enchanted by your passion I've been never getting you Wanting you And the things you do to me You're my fire

The greatest of all Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Tell me it's all for me I know you won't be me Everything I got for you Is a heavy weight Tell me you won't lose My heart, you'll choose And I'll love you one more You're the greatest of them all

You're the greatest of them all Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, greatest As Marsha Ambrosius and dr. Dre the greatest that shit is fire keeps going for a little bit little BAMP at the end. Yeah, that little nods in there. Uh-huh. Yeah, they body that. What in the world is this? I'm following Jolie right here. I'm going to old school, Monifah with the AZ remix. Okay, I miss you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I heard the world about you and that cat Them tricking, playing fat while you relax Laying back, signing, world, poop seat, reclining Trotting with Vince from when you claim I was playing games and lying Disrespecting, hanging the phones when I call just to check in The cash had to gas for a second but you're missing me now And I don't see how, the way you used to be foul I guess your man is back in the P now

Baby, I've been tossing and turning all week long From these lonely nights I'm spending And I know I was wrong to let you go Can't get you off my mind But love's the reason why I think of the time we shared, me and you together Baby come home, come home to me now It's you, baby come home, come home to me now

I need you, you know that I've been missing you I always wanted to let you go, boy now I know it's true Let's talk about it,, I miss you, miss you Day and night, all I do is think of you I'm so alone, so baby, come home I need you I think of the time we shared Me and you together

Baby, come on, come on to me now Who is you? Give me one listen Guess the gold seller, the Rockefeller with lots of mozzarella Still never knock no cheddar, tryna had his lot forever The king of Nazareth, living lavish Used to having his fat to death, plush looking fabulous Skets jeans, the straps got me in cuts, left see yo From Philbo, but still on the low, doing my thing Best win enlightenment, escaping secret indictments

Moving the license in a GS Lex with light sets Rolling large, camouflaged with noble guards Playing hard to God, go against all odds AZ, the winning type, Cajun dinner type I've been blessed with inner sight as far as mics, I fly to Phantom Brite Bonifa and AZ, I miss you remix That shit brought me back to some Rap City shit Classic, classic remix.

Right, man. Bino just called me and asked me if I really had a Belief Amiri on. I said, are you crazy? Amir. Amir, Belief Amir. You had on the Amir shit.

Bino just called me in the middle of the podcast. You really had that on? You did have on the Amir shit. Stop saying that. I got to get to the bottom of this crew, man. We've been wilding lately,

all of us. I got to get to the bottom of it, man. We've been wilding lately all of us. I gotta get to the bottom of it man. Some real crazy changes going on. This changes everything. I get right to the bottom of it. That's the bottom. That's the floor right there. That's the floor. It's right there. Don't get me. Don't get me Peter. Why you pointing at me? Stop lying about that bumper too. Ice don't talk, so when he talk, it's like powerful.

He don't talk like that. That's none of my business. The bullshit we be doing, him and Parks don't do that shit. Me, you, and Flip. You mean you and Flip? I don't get into that. You participate in some of this.

Yo, Antoine, stop. You down with me and Flip. You participate in some type of shit. Yo, Antoine, stop. You do it. You down with me and Flip. You not down with Ice and Parks. Okay. They don't talk about anything but Ice and Parks. They don't say a word. Especially Parks.

We just learned that his wife pay rent. Them niggas keep that shit in the truck. I don't know what you're talking about. I thought we were talking about something different. Oh, shit. You playing? You playing the game? No, I thought y'all was talking about something else. No, you're talking about. I thought we were talking about something different. Oh, shit. You playing? We playing a game. No, I thought y'all was talking about something else.

No, you down with us. You down with me and Flip. Okay. You definitely not down with them two. Even if you don't think you down with us. With regards to what, though? And what we was talking about, not what you was talking about. Got you.

Oh, shit. Can I drop the call, bro? Yeah. Thank you. All right. I'm going to do a shoot Yeah. Thank you. All right. I'm going to do a shootout and that shit. I better get y'all

stick up now. The 10-year mark. We calling it. We hanging it up. Go ahead. Are you crazy? What? 10-year mark, please.

Get the fuck out of here. Are you stupid? Fans mad out there now. Look, man. They ain't even think of that one. They ain't even imagine that. Oh, shit. Yeah, man. They ain't even think of that one. They ain't even imagine that. Oh, shit.

Yeah, Danny. What's up, nigga? Joe Martin says I will be unemployed in another year and a half. Yeah, nigga. Oh, fuck. Next year will be 10 years? Critique math, nigga. February is nine years for us, I think.

Wow. February is nine years. Shout out to you, man. Yeah, 2015, February. February 15th. Do you celebrate during those times? No, we celebrated with 500 episodes. That's it.

No, we got to get lit for 10 years. Y'all's going to say, come on. Lit, lit. Would I be here for the 10th year? I think I would. No, you leave the month before. Yeah, that's a shame, man. That's a shame.

Yo, what fun, though. You said what? Improv, what you say? Damn, man. I said we're going to have a good time. That's crazy. Anyway. You know what?

We'll still celebrate you. Yo, stop. All of them. All of them. Aye, aye. Aye, aye. See you, man. Aye, I. See you, man. I, I.

Improv and improv. Look at that. Segway. Yeah, I got a corner by the checker. Them niggas is good. Them niggas is good here. I don't know how we're going to top him. I hate these niggas.

I don't know how we're going to top him getting his fucking ass done. We're going to invite him. That nigga over there. Clean dick as hell. Like, one of my improv- Captain Clean Dick. Clean cock ass. One of my episodes is to give Ish some money to go fully shave. Hair off, beard off, everything.

Clean dick. Look like Adam Beast. You remember Adam Beast, Ish? That nigga shit mad, baby. Hey, yo, he trying to play you. Yo. Nigga nutty, right? He's trying to play you.

We can't joke. Like I wasn't outside. You know you can't joke with him. It's right up, bro. Why can't you? Would you do that? You just said do it. No.

You wouldn't do that? No. Somebody say, yo, H, I got $10,000 for you to shave off your beard and your head. You wouldn't do it? No. Wait, what? Hold up. You wouldn't shave off your head?

You wouldn't go bald? Neck up. Completely bald. Not eyebrows. Eyebrows it? No. Wait, what? Hold up. You wouldn't shave off your head? You wouldn't go bald? Neck up. Completely bald. Not eyebrows. Eyebrows too? No. You wouldn't do that for $10,000? No.

Shut the fuck. You wouldn't cut your beard off for 10 grand? Go bald head and cut all my facial hair off for 10 grand? No. Oh, I didn't hear that part. You don't want to look like a potato? Because Ish don't have a bald head head. Or does he?

Yo, if you would have known that Ish that ran around with me, yo, all this author shit he be on in here is a totally, I wish y'all knew. Because y'all don't know, it look like Joe's being a dick. And then that's all y'all say, oh, Joe's being a dick, couldn't be his friend, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I wish y'all say oh couldn't be his friend blah blah blah I wish oh only

you knew I wish they knew man fuck it forget it man don't listen to him though it's weird if I go get it done now if you jack that nigga style I'm fine

I'm firing you up is that odd fuck his whole ass style yo yo where'd you go? Yo, you're not going to share your doctor information? You want to get a consultation? You probably got enough money to do it painless.

Painless laser. Why everything when it comes to our friendship, like centered around money with me? With him? With me? Never. What do you mean by that? I'm just saying that you're going to have enough to do it painless. I don't like that.

We don't go to the same thing with doctors. You're saying that you can afford to do it painless? I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I you mean by that? I'm just saying that you're going to have enough to do it painless. I don't like that. We don't go to the same type of doctors. You're saying that you can afford a perk set?

Nah. Oh, wait, did they give you perks or some shit? You got the perks. Yo, you sounded way too fat for me right there. Way, but you got to enthuse, honey. How many you got? I get excited when people tell me they got the perks, but that's my high.

That's the end. Keep it that way. If anybody knows they can't take it further, it's me. I ain't play with them shits. But you got something? No. No, nigga. What they gave you for your rash.

What rash? You ain't get a rash down? They told you to put like a cold compress on it. On what rash? You put an ice a rash? They told you to put a cold compress on it? On what rash? You put an ice pack on it? The tattoo cream. Put A and D on it, man. They wrapped you in saran like they knew you did the tattoo?

They put some cortisone on that nigga's dick. That's my man right there. Yo, we don't have a title for this episode I know that blonde hair smelled crazy when it was burned that's my nigga right there yo

that's funny we joking around but I'm so proud of you for even coming in here and sharing that story yeah I won't lie to you yo why you pick that song

cause of my 80s my 90s sleeper I played. This is still 90s. No, when I finish. As long as it's dope when I stop. Fuck out, man. You got ass here to diss my shit. Shut up. That's what it has. Got me so passionate now. With no real mind. Couldn't have made it happen without you. Whenever you tell me just how you feel. Holding on to a love so I can feel you. Yo, man.

Hopefully y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you, man. This has been awesome. This has been excellent. Peace, love, health, wealth, prosperity. Sage, the room. Pray to a higher power. Call, love, health, wealth, prosperity. Sage, the room. Pray to a higher power. Call your parents, your children. Do whatever you got to do to feel whole, whole inside.

Till next time, we bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arriba, dirci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass So let's make this one last as if it's all we have That's right And before we go, remember the baddies are insecure The stagnant women wanna travel And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things

Grab you some motherfuckinucking tattoo cream, nigga. Slather it on your dick. Yeah. Hey, go ahead and jerk off with that neosporin, nigga. That nigga getting bad just pouring the gold bond on his shit. You got the gold bond, the blue one? That's the one with the tingle in it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? The tingle, yo. The good tingle, too. Uh-huh. Methol balls. I used to be a wild 16-year-old boy. 16, huh?

Yeah. 16, Newark Renaissance House, Newark, New Jersey. That's by the Bergen School? Yeah. Yeah, the non-existent Bergen School. They got you up out of there quick. Renaissance House is still there. Donexistent Bergen School. They got you up out of there quick. Renatons House is still there. Don't do that.

I said they got you up out of there quick. No, I left. I bet you did. I was there voluntarily. I wasn't a criminal like the mother. You got right up out of there. First day. Yeah, I left.

I know. They ain't play with me in there. I see what you're trying to do there. First day. They ain't play with me in there. First day. I was there for a year and change. Yeah, I was there for a year and change.

I know. Yeah, nigga. You for a year and change. I know. Yeah, nigga. You ain't mean wild mouth. The change. The change was it. Real quick. Why you look big? The truth over there took me off of my swear.

My man Lupe. Lupe, this is a shame that this is our only collab, you motherfucker. Probably a good thing though See Fable I'm saying is I seen what you did. That's it. We're not in your favor man Speculative or not We heard murals I heard murals Which he told me would not exist without 10 minutes Watch your fucking mouth white boy Watch your fucking mouth

And you say you're from where And car revoked you're no longer a player Shout out to Lupe man Shout out to everybody out there listening Everybody that made us top 10 on the charts The overall charts not the music charts y'all niggas keep posting. Overall. Look, look at Flip. He pulling up Social Blade right now.

You can't say none of that shit around Flip, boy. You ready to call in, right? Me too. Me too, now that I know what you're doing. Building your little factory, right? Content space. It's not little. Little content house. Me too. Now that I know what you're doing. Building your little factory, right? Content space. It's not little. Little content house.

Big house. Them niggas was putting lights up, some wood panels, some soundproof shit. Shit, he was right behind me. He saw the whole thing. Microphones. A new desk is up there. All right. All right.

Keep on playing. It's none of your business. Keep on playing. It's none of your business. Let's see what you did. I didn't do shit yet. Locked that thing in for three years, this one. Three years.

Three-year deal. Two and a half. Two and a half years. You won't even give me the half, right? Look at you. That's crazy. Look. Look.

That's crazy. Look. What was the option? Mutual option. Player option. Mutual option. It's over in 10 years. You only got a year.

We can't get a mutual option. God damn. What you going to do in your next journey if you stop this? What would you do? You ain't going back to music. What would you do

if your son was at home? You don't want to deal with music. Webb said you looked him in the eye and told him, I don't want to have nothing to do with this. That shit might make me die. Yeah, I looked Webb in the eyes. I made sure to look him in the eyes. Nigga, that fucking robbed my phone. What the fuck you saying?

Nigga, they twisted my whole shit up. Yeah, I looked him dead. Look at me, nigga. You see? You clear? No. Whatever the fuck you thinking. He told me that. He had me dying.

Yeah, man. I was proud of you. I can't believe you told me that about Hollis. I'm going to make some calls now. Stay out of that? No. I'm going to make some calls now. Shout out to Hollis.

Oh, shit. JoJo Jo. What happened? What happened? How you do this shit? We got a year, 10 years. One year left. Fans, Danny, Chiggs, who else?

All you niggas in the car, Elevation, Menace Society, Urban Politicians, all you niggas. One more year. Countdown. One year. What would you do after that? I asked you that.

You didn't answer that. I can't tell you because you will weaponize it against me. And that's why you're asking me now. So I. What would you do after that? I asked you that. You didn't answer that. I can't tell you because you will weaponize it against me. And that's why you're asking me now. So I'm not telling you nothing. I'm not telling you nothing. You'll go add a new room to the studio. You do some ill shit? No, I ain't tell you nothing.

I'm your brother. No, you're not my brother. Oh, shit. You're not my brother. I get it. Thank you, H, for that laugh. Yo, how do I get in this one? I don't know. Enough of that D. F-f-fippers, flippers. And just flip. Ooh.

JVP, JVP, where would you be without JVP? They got us. This is stupid, yo. Are you crazy?