The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 684 | "Cocaine Chihuahua"

Episode Date: December 16, 2023

In the latest episode, the JBP tackles a number of topics from the week starting with Nicki Minaj calling out Elliott Wilson (22:59) and her beef Billboard leads to a conversation on industry music tr...icks (37:19). Cardi B calls out Offset (45:22), Meg Thee Stallion responds to Pardison Fontaine (1:03:28), and the affidavit from Tory Lanez’ driver is released (1:22:54). Also, surveillance video of Jonathan Majors running from his girlfriend has been revealed to the public (1:28:25), Michael B. Jordan’s car crash (1:36:06), Draymond Green’s suspension (1:46:54), Part of the Show (2:19:50), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Omarion - “O.E.O (Our Eyes Only)” Ice | Rowdy Rebel (feat. Fetty Luciano & Fivio Foreign) - “Posture” Parks |  Bas (feat. FKJ) - “Risk” Melyssa | Josiah Bell - “Feelings”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. I could tell that through your singing. Do you hear the choice of inflection? Do you hear it?
Starting point is 00:00:36 No, I'm telling you. You want to start with me. Oh, we're starting. She started with me. I can hear that through your singing. I'm singing. And I knew the song right away. You guys know sometimes I'm a little challenged
Starting point is 00:00:51 in that department, but I knew the song right away. He had even gotten to the name of the song. And I said, I could tell the name through your singing. He took it as a fucking insult. Mm. The fuck? Even through. Stop being so sensitive.
Starting point is 00:01:03 She said, I can tell that even through your singing. Get the fuck out of here. I can hear something. I know you're not talking. Your phone is regularly going. She on your ass.
Starting point is 00:01:18 She got all black on too. She got the femme fatale look going on. Witness protection program over here. I like it. She's shooting. She got the femme fatale look going on. Witness protection program over here. I like it. It's a good look for you. Thank you. You are so not in the witness protection program.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Let me move my mic back so it don't sound like I'm yelling at Mel when I start yelling at Mel. I want to sound normal. How's everybody doing? I'm feeling well, man. Feeling good. Who? Ish is not here. Why? What's he getting done to his body again?
Starting point is 00:01:44 He's getting his butt did. Yeah? He's getting his butt did. Yeah, he's getting his butt did today. Yo, what the fuck? He's getting a colonoscopy, which all of you. He's getting a BBL. No, God, no. No. That is why he went and got his shit done down there.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, you don't want to show up. He just told y'all that. He wanted his shit to look good. You don't want to show up for butt stuff looking crazy, you know? I don't want to show up. He just told y'all that. He wanted shit to look good. You don't want to show up for butt stuff looking crazy, you know? Yeah. I don't want to show up for the butt stuff. That's an appointment I'm going to miss.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Anything with my ass? Nah, dude. Nah, I'll fart it out. Oh, come on. Whatever's going on, I'll get it out that way. But Ish is at the age, man. Go ahead. Because it is important.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Ish can stay home. He left me with a ton of content from the last part. So I ain't it out that way. But Ish is at the age, man. Go ahead. Because it is important. Ish can stay home. He left me with a ton of content from the last part. So I ain't off of that. I'll be referring to it all. I've been thinking about that since he said it. That nigga's crazy. He tried to slip that in there, too. That's what made it funny.
Starting point is 00:02:35 He really did, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I went and, you know. Holy shit. What did he get? Landscaping? Manscaping? He got laser.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Oh. He got lasered. Oh. He got his regent's laser hair. Hold on. Give her a minute. Yep, yep. That's just how you call it yourself. Damn. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:02:53 This is so fucking gold. Okay. Mm, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was it. And that was funny.
Starting point is 00:03:04 That is amazing. That was funny. So Ish is not here because he's doing some more shit to his body. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was it. And that was funny. That is amazing. That was funny. So it's just not here because he's doing some more shit to his body. Yeah. I don't know. What about podcasting makes people want to do everything to their bodies? It's the camera. It is the camera.
Starting point is 00:03:15 It's the camera. Yeah, but we ain't seen his fucking pubes. You don't know what he be doing at home, yo. God damn. Might have OnlyFans. That's true. That wouldn't shock me Might have OnlyFans. That's true. That wouldn't shock me. Finance OnlyFans.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Buttass. Real estate. Naked real estate shit. I can raise your portfolio and raise. Freak ass boy. Oh man, so it's just not here
Starting point is 00:03:41 because he's doing some shit to his ass. Yo, stop saying that, man. Flip is not here because he's doing some shit to his ass. Yo, stop saying that, man. Flip is not here because he's doing some shit. He's doing some shit. He's doing some shit. Yeah. He's doing some shit, and he keep trying to call and update Ian with what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I only seen Ian for 45 minutes. Every other 10 minutes, Flip is on the phone with a new update with what he's doing. Ian just keep walking around, like, just mad accepting to what he's saying. Man, pass me the phone. That's old school, Trey. Yeah, let me get that phone, dog. Hey, dog, I don't give a fuck about none of this emergency shit you talking about. I'll see you when you get here.
Starting point is 00:04:18 So hurry up. Hurry up, valued staff member. See what you're supposed to be like. All right, dog, you know what? We're going to hold it down, handle your business. That's what the updates keep coming for. That's what they want you to say. That's what the updates keep coming for.
Starting point is 00:04:28 They want you to be like, oh, no, man, you got all that going on. We got it covered today. Don't even come in. Nah. I ain't going to hold you. Nah. Here's one time after we parted, I had to go get my daughter. And he was like, yo, just let me know how you're doing.
Starting point is 00:04:43 You know, it was about an hour trip. I hit you back. I was like, yo, just let me know how you doing. You know, it was about an hour trip. I hit you back. I was like, yo, I just picked her up. You know, it was about whatever time it was. Crickets. He was like, oh, now, we ain't start yet. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Oh, yeah, come on in. We ain't start yet. We're going to have the whole red carpet for you. Let's say it's 9 to 5. We don't close at 7 p.m. or something. That's a fact. We was chilling your whole ride up the turnpike. So that's why I'm cool with it.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Yeah, Flip, get your ass in here. Yeah, come on. Come on, buddy. We'll sit right here. Yeah, whenever you arrive. Waiting on you. You know what I mean? Big Mel is back.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Huh? Hey, hey. Big Mel is back. Joke's on y'all. I saw it. I saw it. Take that. Now, take that one.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I did have a clip that I wanted to play. Just, you know, just because I kind of saw a little bit, a little bit of the rumblings and stuff like that. But I can't play it because, you know, there's a little situation. Yeah, you should get a new phone. Yeah, okay. Well, time for a new phone.
Starting point is 00:05:36 But it was that clip from... You want to send it to me? I'll play it. Okay, yeah. It's very apropos. Oh, apropos. I want to hear what's apropos. Apropos? You're going to love it. I want to hear what Mel thinks is apropos. Oh, apropos. I want to hear what's apropos. Alpo?
Starting point is 00:05:45 You're going to love it. I want to hear what Mel thinks is apropos right now. That's like alpo? Apropos? Yeah. You can't just be using words. It's appropriate. It's relevant.
Starting point is 00:05:57 It's an appropriate thing. Okay, yeah, sorry. She wanted to get fancy. It's timely. You know Mel at this point. It's timely. She's going to use the fancy word. For years i've been
Starting point is 00:06:06 you guys give a head all right take note for an answer right you know to to keep pushing to never hang up the phone until you get what you want because you all deserve it you know this deal that i'm about to sign You know this fucking deal that I'm about to sign, borrowing me from the securities industry, borrowing me from Stratton, my home. The fuck is that? You know? I'll tell you what it is, it's it's me taking no for an answer, you know? It's me taking no for an answer, you know?
Starting point is 00:06:49 It's them selling me, not the other way around. I'm sorry. I don't know why I keep doing that. It's me being a hypocrite is what it is. So... You know what? No Joe Biden! I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. Now I see the point. Much like Amel... I'm not fucking leaving!
Starting point is 00:07:28 Much like a bell piece on the pod. What a meandering kid. Even a clip meandering. I mean, I said skip forward a little bit. I want to get right to that part. Draw right out. This is my home. They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball. Respect.
Starting point is 00:07:45 They're gonna need to send in the National Guard a fucking wrecking ball. Respect. Thank you. They're going to need to send in the national guard to fucking threaten them. Still talk that shit, yeah. He's going away. I like it. Thank you. I like it.
Starting point is 00:07:58 I wanted it to start right at the I'm not leaving part. But you know. There's a little edit button that you can. This is your department, Parks. I am still a little challenged in that department. You did great.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Thank you. What's with you and this where I'm challenged shit you're doing too? Huh? The department. She's recognizing her deficiencies. Yes. Areas to improve.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Well, where's that notepad? Oh, shit. Really? I want to add some shit. Oh, shit. Are you shitting me? You can share notes. You think I'm passing on that one?
Starting point is 00:08:30 Sign me. Grab a Sharpie. Let me fucking write some shit down. There's the board. Sharpies are right there. Knock your motherfucking self out. Knock yourself out. I like a rest of that form.
Starting point is 00:08:46 I've been ready to shoot. And she on her fucking superwoman shit today. It's the boots. It's the boots, the hair. Every time somebody take a pot off, they come in with brand new hair. I love that. I love that. I do.
Starting point is 00:09:04 I suck. I knock a few. I knock that I love that I do mic check one two one two one two real calm and peaceful vibes today shout to wherever you might be listening from shout to all the beautiful ladies out there I couldn't do it without you couldn't do it without you shout, be you niggas too, I guess Child, ain't nobody old enough to know something about this Rocco and you don't want it, man Just leave him alone, child He don't got this in his bag You don't got this in his bag But you can leave him alone though
Starting point is 00:09:44 He can't fuck with me. Nah, nigga, I ain't leaving nothing alone. All right. What the fuck they talking about? Fuck outta here, man. Why don't you leave me? Wait a minute. Just like you said, go nowhere.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the podcast critiquers out there. One more. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the podcast critiquers out there. One more. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. One more.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Shout out to the first and last time listeners. One more. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. One more. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. One more. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the first and last time listeners Shout out to the podcast critiquers out there Shout out to the hate listeners, the hate listeners I love y'all, I love y'all
Starting point is 00:10:13 Bye baby, bye baby Y'all may as shout out to the earthy hoes out there Shout to all the drug dealers all across America Everybody on probation or parole, shout out to y'all too And those that just got off it Those of y'all that just came home I love y'all, but that don't mean I wanna have that 30 minute talk when you see me outside 30?
Starting point is 00:10:55 For real 30 minute talk Listen, I wish you the best I wish you so well You just gotta get the fuck out of my face, man Nah, I love that shit especially in the bathroom straight off the year you can't beat him up what you gonna do you got standing You're not alone. My mind was blown.
Starting point is 00:11:25 And I wrote a book while I was in here. I got the first copy. And a screenplay. And a screenplay. And a reggae album. And a rap album. It could be all yours, too. And I got t-shirts.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Take my number. I ain't got a phone. This the payphone right outside my house, though. Yeah, you just don't have this in this bag, all right? It's not a knock. It's not a knock. Everybody ain't got it. Got to crawl before you walk, Joe. Ice.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I'm just telling you, you got to crawl before you walk. I know, but that's a very... I don't doubt you. I don't doubt you. I believe if you put your mind or something you can achieve it I know that you new niggas with these phones just started putting playlists together. You talking to me saying that? I've been doing this since High Five, I Like, Madonna, Vogue.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Dog, I'm from the- Paula Abdul, Straight Up Now, Tell Me, Do You Really Wanna Love Me Forever. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Stop playing with me. I've been doing this since Jody Watley. Stop playing with me. I've been doing this since Jody Watley. Stop playing with me. I've been doing this. Karen White. A long time I've been putting this together.
Starting point is 00:13:13 A long time. What the fuck is he talking about? Watch your mouth. I'm not knocking you, bro. Watch your mouth. Crawl before you walk. You got to crawl. Crawl at 43.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Tuh. Tuh. Now. He going to learn you. He can't. No, he's going to learn you. He can't. No, he now he gonna learn you keep it up he can't some people just play the music some people listen to music some people feel the music some people got it running through their veins I was three years
Starting point is 00:13:38 old grabbing the kitchen pots out the project kitchen nigga playing recognizable tunes at three don't make me call my mom up here. I'm not the rest of these niggas. I'm not dumb. I'm not dumb. That's all funny.
Starting point is 00:13:51 What's up, though? Standing in front of one of them. What's up, though? What's happening with y'all? I just seen you last night. You were too drunk to stand up. You don't want to see me. You don't want to see me.
Starting point is 00:13:58 That's a bad thing. How's everybody doing? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, true. That was hate just now. It was. That was hate. How's everybody doing?
Starting point is 00:14:04 How's everybody feeling? What's going on? Feeling amazing. Come on, let's get a temp check hate just now. It was. That was hate. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? What's going on? Fantastic. Feeling amazing. Come on, let's get a Tim chat. Feeling good. Let's get a Tim chat. Feeling good.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Amazing, man. How was your weeks? I had a very long week. Well, first, let me just start. You know, I've got to complain again. Uh-oh. Oh, I love it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yo, y'all with these badass kids, y'all need to keep like a leash or something. Keep your kid next to you no dog i took my daughter to the dentist this week uh-huh empty waiting room when we get in there i love it but you know they take a minute behind the counter sure okay they got the little play area for the kids with some blocks and shit on it walking in we hear screaming but not like a baby crying like there's something wrong with him screaming. Like just, what's wrong with this kid? Is he okay? Right. Little kid coming in like the Tasmanian devil, grabbing shit, throwing the magazines, banging on the windows.
Starting point is 00:14:52 My daughter is peaceful, quiet, playing with the blocks. I'm like, all right, don't bring that rambunctious shit around my door. I'm like, so I inch a little bit closer. I'm watching him. He's working his way around the room. The mother just sitting there, not saying a word to him. She's tone deaf to it. It's going to be deaf-deaf in a minute.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I'm like, if he come over here by her, I'm in leg reach. Because I'm already, I'm measuring. It was a reflex, sorry. I'm going to boot this little thing. I'm definitely tripping him. No, it was going to be one of those, like Sparta. Yeah. He was catching it.
Starting point is 00:15:24 It was a boy, so you know. Oh, yeah. You canarta. Yeah. He was catching it. It was a boy, so, you know. Oh, yeah. You can take him hard. He was catching it to the chest. Yeah. Boom. He didn't get near her, though. To the face.
Starting point is 00:15:33 He didn't get near her, but then I'm just sitting there like, yo, even the people in the back behind the desk, they coming out looking, what's going on? And this little fucker is just going crazy. Mom's just sitting there just. So I'm just saying if you have bad kids or kids who don't know how to act in public don't bring them out the new shit is to just let them rock i feel like i've seen a lot of people that are our age having kids and like
Starting point is 00:15:57 they be on some yeah tie yourself out. Or you have to let them express themselves. You can't hinder their self-expression. It's hard as a non-parent to be like, please yell at your fucking kid. No, that's bullshit. Because you have to teach your kids structure. You have to teach your kids discipline. Because if you don't, they're going to grow up to get to a certain age.
Starting point is 00:16:20 And guess what? They're going to learn out there. Shut up. You just got to smile at the adult while your kid is kicking them and spitting on them. You just got to throw a little nice smile. what? They gonna learn out there. Oh, shut up. You just gotta smile at the adult while your kid is kicking them and spitting on them. You just gotta throw a little nice smile.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Like, heh, heh, heh. All right. That's all you gotta do. Come near mine. Come near my daughter with all of that shit. You getting kicked. And nothing else
Starting point is 00:16:38 to really let you know what you truly think about humanity other than thinking for your kid when they're around humans. Like, when your kid is just around humans yeah come on baby walk over here yeah yeah come on come on come on stay away from that yeah you guys have never felt compelled to like beat somebody kid ass no but no no tell
Starting point is 00:17:02 somebody can you control can you do something about this? It was getting ready to get there. Like I'm saying, let's just say you're on a plane. Nope. And some kid is just like, you know. I'm trying to help you. I'm asking. Nope.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Real question. You can't even ask that. Nope. The answer is no. Yeah, you got to mind your business. That's how the beef break out. Yeah. No matter what a kid is doing on that plane, you cannot turn around and say something to the parent
Starting point is 00:17:26 about what's going on with the kid. You can't do that. Hmm. Under no circumstances. That is how fights break out. Okay. We might have to, I mean, I'm not trying to get it there, but you got to do something.
Starting point is 00:17:36 I'm not going to sit here and let your little kid just kick my seat the whole fucking flight. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. I am not. What are you going to do? I'm going to ask the parent,
Starting point is 00:17:44 and if you take it that way, you take it that way, but I'll do it in a respectful way. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. I am not. What are you going to do? I'm going to ask the parent. If you take it that way, you take it that way. But I'll do it in a respectful way. Yo, can you please? Your child is really kicking the seat. Or I'm going to hit the button. Ding. Yo, you hit the button and do what?
Starting point is 00:17:58 Yo, y'all talk to him. Tattle. Snitch. Yeah, I'm going to snitch. Hit the button. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, you ain't never even seen one of them stewardess girls talk to somebody, a kid, or talk to somebody about their kid. Y'all crazy. I'm telling you, I'm not just going to sit there.
Starting point is 00:18:09 I'm trying to sleep on this flight. I'm drunk. I'm trying to go to sleep. I'm not going to be the whole flight. No way. No way. I'm going to say something to somebody on that plane. Y'all deal with it.
Starting point is 00:18:20 I might not say it to the parent. Especially if it's a woman. I'm not going to say nothing to her. Boy, is that one of my worst fears, like taking my kid to an airport on a plane with like dirty people. Or people like that. They want to say something to you about your kid. Man.
Starting point is 00:18:34 My kid going to be. We will jump you with his iPad. And that's another reason that we're not going to be here too long. Today is my baby's birthday. Hey. Hey. Hell yeah. So I gotta hurry up and leave here
Starting point is 00:18:49 and fucking watch the tracking device app. Busy evening. Hey. Hey. Hey. I ain't saying nothing Why is that so funny That's horrible to say
Starting point is 00:19:08 Is it I'm joking I'm joking of course But yeah Nah fuck that I ain't done that in a while Just pop up as the dad To some shit you ain't invited to
Starting point is 00:19:17 Yeah Hey Hey I know all y'all names Hey Catherine Hey Hey Lolita What's up Hey, I know all y'all names. Hey, Catherine. You'll be a connoisseur. Hey, Lolita. What's up?
Starting point is 00:19:30 We can't even have fun as far as that. No, no. Let's take a break. Happy birthday to my baby. I love you. We love you, Lex. Yes, yes, yes. All right, now.
Starting point is 00:19:37 I want to send a get well soon to my lady, Miss Freeze, as we all call her. She's currently in the hospital right now. So, baby, I love you. Thinking about you. Yeah, she's fine. Okay. Get well soon. Yes, get well soon. Get well soon, Miss Freeze, as we all call her. She's currently in the hospital right now. Is she okay? Baby, I love you. Thinking about you. Yeah, she's fine. Okay. Get well soon. Yes, get well soon.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Get well soon, Miss Freeze. Come on, the missing piece. That's right. It's my missing piece. Can't have the missing piece missing. True. I'll be there. I'll see you later.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Yeah, come on, man. Yeah, take that fucking beard in there. Go see what's going on. That's been my other favorite part of the week is seeing the fans. That was great. Oh, my bad. That was great. You and Asia really lit it up recently.
Starting point is 00:20:03 That was great. I've been having a blast with that. They said Ice is in a disguise. No, somebody told me this was the fake one. Like, this shit is Velcro, and I put it on top of my beard. That's hilarious. I was crying, yo. Y'all been funny.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Yeah, they been calling you. They said you was a distraction. Then they called you measly to block captain. Yeah, that been funny. They've been calling you. They said you was a distraction. Then they called you measly to block captain. Sleazy to block. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. I had a good time with them. Mad freeway memes.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Oh, my God. Good shit, good shit. It is just like the blackest dye, though. It really is. Why you get the blackest dye? That's what I wanted. Is there a different black dye? There's a bunch of them. There's different shades of black. Oh,. It really is. Why you get the blackest dye? That's what I wanted. Is there a different black dye? There's a bunch of them. There's different shades of black.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Oh yeah, come on. The soft black. Off black. Off black. You went jet. That nigga went for the blackest of the black. Bounch it go wow wow. He want to appropriate in all black. Oh shit. He want to make sure that
Starting point is 00:21:04 niggas know While I'm out here Appropriating I'm the blackest of blacks The benefit of my beard Yo real talk The second I say I don't like this shit I shave this whole shit off
Starting point is 00:21:14 And in a week and a half It'll be back the way it look Same So it's like I can have fun with it I don't give a fuck Same Okay
Starting point is 00:21:19 That's all How'd Mrs. Freeze feel about it? Because I know Women we tend to like The salt and pepper We like it She loved the salt and pepper. We like it. She loved the salt and pepper. She was like, this takes some getting used to.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Got it. Because she's used to seeing me a certain way. She's with it, though. Anything that Ice do dramatic with his appearance, I automatically assume that Mrs. Freeze has urged him into it. Oh, no. That wasn't. I told y'all why I did that.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Yeah, you said you did that. Yeah, yeah. No, fuck that. I was ready to fight that lady in the store. I don't believe that story for a second. All right. Not for one second. said he did that. Yeah, yeah, nah, fuck that. I was ready to fight that lady in the store. I don't believe that story for a second. All right. Not for one second. I made me call my mom.
Starting point is 00:21:48 She was like, yo, calm down. No, nigga. What the fuck? No. Niggas do not want to look their age. I don't mind looking my age. I don't want to look like my mother's father. You did not look like your mother's father.
Starting point is 00:22:01 But whatever. One little CBS comment. Yeah, word. Nah, that shit hit different, man. That was like, that hit was a gut punch. but whatever one little CBS comment yeah word nah that shit hit different man that was like that hit was a gut punch not from Mr.
Starting point is 00:22:10 I don't give a fuck what these niggas is talking about that's your old moniker that's my mama right there next to me that wasn't your mama that said it
Starting point is 00:22:16 nah but she ain't exactly like disagree you know what I'm saying she went along she ain't really be like where'd you get that I was like, yo.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Like, oh, no, no, no. Thank you. She was talking to me. Yeah, no. We're going to do something about this. All right, there's mad shit to get to. There's mad shit to get to. I'm not going to be here all day
Starting point is 00:22:36 because I got to go look at my app. So... Eat that ass, too. Yeah, I'm going to see what's going on. Popping right out. I dare you to tell me to leave, too. I have to pee. Try to get me to leave, I'm going to have to piss. I'm going to have to use the bathroom. Number two, long one. Yeah, I'm gonna see what's going on popping right I did tell me leave to I have to pee but Try give me a leave. I'm gonna have to piss. I have to use a bathroom number two long one
Starting point is 00:22:48 Well, Joe is still in the bathroom Where do y'all want to start? Wherever you want to start don't start with Nikki. There hasn't been a lot of music, but there's been a lot of music shit Yeah, I mean a lot of music. Yeah, we can start been a lot of music shit. We can start with Nicki. We can. Okay. I'm totally cool with that. Elliot has to find a way to customize his hate. No, he don't. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Yes, he does. I think he's enjoying the hate. Yeah. I think he's trolling with the hate. I don't know about trolling. I guess it's trolling. I think he's trolling with the hate. He's looking for engagement. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Yes. Exactly what he's doing. The reason why is because he's retweeting everything everybody's saying about his engagement. Yes. Yes. Exactly what he's doing. Because the reason why is because he's reposting every, he's retweeting everything everybody's saying about his hate. Correct. So, yes, he's trolling with the hate. But I'm just saying he needs to hate. There's a different way to hate, though.
Starting point is 00:23:33 I'm not against the hate, but the hate could come off a little less. Hatey. Sassy, like spiced, like. It could be a firm hate. But but saying he's not a journalist like journalist these days or whatever he's saying journalism yeah you know and i like spicy ellie by the way i do i don't want him to lose the spice no that's funny but it's funny to an extent but he gives the he coming off as the old dude who, well, this is the way we did it back then.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Well, this is not back then, my nigga. Well, hold up a second. What's wrong with that? Nothing. Yeah, get into it. And what's wrong with it? But you need to understand that this is not back then. So I can still sit here and hate?
Starting point is 00:24:18 And everybody can laugh at you. Yeah. Like, all right, cool, my nigga. That's how you did it back then. And there is something wrong with that. Like, I'm with those people because I know those people and used to be that person but you don't want to use all your goodwill and equity and your power and your audience to make it seem like you just have a real lack of understanding for whatever is new age or
Starting point is 00:24:40 whatever is forthcoming or whatever's in the forecast. You can't be the guy that's just, hey, I'm stuck in what I'm stuck in, and anybody else that's doing it a different way, I got to beef with that. What happens is, because I was the man this way when it was done this way. I was him. So now I'm watching other people become like them in a totally different way, and I can't fuck with that over there, so I hate on you. See, and that's weird. That's just a little different for me.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Elliot is the man to me. But he's not, all right. Elliot, in any room that he walks in, brings Elliot with him in all that he's done. Correct. Elliot is the man for me. He don't need to always say, yo, I did XXL, I did this interview, I did that.
Starting point is 00:25:29 His reputation precedes him. Sometimes just being so loud about what you've done takes away from what you've done. He's him already. You can't be the OG that has a problem with other people becoming them. Kysonette deserves to be him.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Absolutely. And he is him. Yeah, but he deserves to be looked at like him, treated like him, viewed like him. He's him in the space. If y'all don't understand the streaming shit or whatever the fuck he's doing in that basement or the jail shit, then shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:26:05 And that was me too at some point. I was like, hey, what the fuck is going on? But as soon as I hear streaming, I know what's going on. I know what's happening. It's a different game. It's not journalism. Well, that's the thing. He's speaking from the standpoint of being a purist. You know what I'm saying? He is a
Starting point is 00:26:21 journalist. There's room for the purists. There's room for the new kids. There's room for the new kids. There's room for the Playboi Carti, new rocker people. There's just room for everybody. Again, it's not journalism. He's not pretending to be a journalist. He's not trying to be a journalist. He's a streamer.
Starting point is 00:26:37 This is the part that Elliot and people who believe like him are missing, who don't understand why the artists are running to the streamers today Streaming is marketing. Mm-hmm. The part that they're forgetting is your journalism was also marketing It was just that that was the marketing for that time, right? The artists ain't want to sit with y'all either They're doing that because this is how I got to get my album promoted. This is I need to sit here You are the man of whatever is print at that moment. You are the man in print. Or it's radio. You are the man in radio. I got to
Starting point is 00:27:10 come sit with you. I don't want to do that. Now the game has evolved so now it's your castanets and people of that era in the streaming world. Now it's okay, Nicky, I want to get out there and whatever the hot thing is right now, okay, it's streaming. I have to go sit with him.
Starting point is 00:27:26 I don't have to go sit with the person who was the man in print or the man in radio. I don't have to necessarily do that. But it's all it was always marketing. It's just the pieces on the board change. It's the same game. And she did that interview with him. And then he brought brought him out for her show when she performs that Everybody record in Atlanta. So now, I mean, it's just, it crosses over. There's more, it's like a Swiss Army knife. It's not just I'm sitting down with him to talk. It's I need you to come to my show and bring that energy while you're dancing with the young people.
Starting point is 00:27:58 And it's a package. Anybody that got a problem with that way of moving around need to figure out how to be adaptive or just be okay with being a dinosaur traditional hardcore journalist dinosaur and that's not going to work for where this shit is headed with ai at all i'm just telling you now i feel like i've told you already but i'm telling you now either find a way to be adoptive and find a way that all of these new age technology tricks can fucking help your business
Starting point is 00:28:30 or just be stuck talking about the 90s. And I ain't just talking about Elliot. I talk about the 90s a lot. I sat one day and just did some math. I'm bad at math.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I was like, damn, that shit was further back than I could get. It was. For niggas that wasn't in it, once you start doing math, we about to be in 2024. Nigga, you talking about 25, 30 years ago now.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yep. That's too long to be hearkening back. Yeah. Yeah. It's too long to be hearkening back. So either you just- She in that moment when you having a beer with your niggas that was there or when you reminiscing or y'all got your war stories.
Starting point is 00:29:01 But when you talking to these kids today that was just born when the towers fell? You don't give a fuck about the 90s, dog. There's room for both, in my opinion. There's room for streamers and there's room for journalists and podcasters.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Both are valuable in their different ways. Yeah, but one shouldn't be hating on the other. Agreed. That's all I'm saying. I like a little bit of hate. But I like hate.
Starting point is 00:29:19 I do like the hate. It's fun. Hate ain't getting you no money, man. Fuck that. Ah. I don't know if you got a little monetization on Twitter that shit might have went up and what the hate does
Starting point is 00:29:31 it tells you that Elliot is still very passionate about what he does and feels a way that he's not secure in some of the interviews and it's not just him though I like that that passion exists but it ain't just him nor he crash out whenever he sees the interview go out that he was supposed to have And it's not just him, though. I like that that passion exists. But it ain't just him.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Nor he crash out whenever he sees the interview go out that day he was supposed to have. True. He ain't like none of that Cardi shit. Let me shut up about it, because I think they pieced it up. And he was on Twitter going, oh. He was. Cardi, you motherfucker. Nor he went over Hove.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Yeah. Nor he said, Hove went and sat with Gayle. He said it nice. I would like for him to be able to comment. But you know what he was saying? He read between the lines. Mad podcasters do this shit. I feel like I'm the only nigga
Starting point is 00:30:13 that don't do it, actually. That's because you're not looking to interview. I don't give a, you know, I want to stay away from these niggas. I want to stay away from them.
Starting point is 00:30:19 I remember, understandably so. He did that when, when Banks came up here with us. Yeah. Oh yeah, he went off. He was hot. He went off on us when Banks came up here. Yeah after he did that when when Banks came up here with us yeah oh yeah he went off he was hot he went off on us when Banks came up here
Starting point is 00:30:27 yeah he did you was listening to that Kanye on Insta Live yo 2024 Insta Live we need to throw it in the garbage nah it's a lie
Starting point is 00:30:39 nah nah I can't throw it out it is dope I don't know if you are an entertainer you can now you can now stream it properly. Oh, look.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Oh, fuck. Wait, excuse me? You can use... Music? Like OBS and shit to stream. Oh, really? Translation help for the challenge. Not you.
Starting point is 00:30:54 You can use real setups now with Instagram as of a couple days ago. Oh, that changed things. If you want to have DSLRs and mics and have it rocking... You can broadcast properly. Yeah, you can broadcast properly for Instagram. Instead of just holding your phone.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Yeah. The way we do the YouTube shit on Pods Given, you can do that with Instagram live now. Now you can give away your IP with better quality. Correct. Now. It is a big jump. That's important. That's important.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Don't sound like a dinosaur now. No, I'm in the future. I'm not in the past. If they're doing that with all of these fucking new capabilities, then I'd like to see changes made with how they're structuring deals with tastemakers, influencers, and artists. Sure. But you can do that.
Starting point is 00:31:40 You can do that with subscription shit. But anyway, I don't want it. Oh, please, don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. See, that's where we go wrong as a people. Don't talk to me about what the tech is offering, what they're offering to anybody that uses it. I'm not talking. I ain't anybody that use it.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Some of the people that get this shit popping ain't anybody that use it. Call those people directly and do deals. The right deals. They're not going to do that. I don't know that they're not doing it. Expand that program. I don't know
Starting point is 00:32:09 they're not doing it. Instagram? I don't think they're doing it. They're definitely doing it. They're definitely doing it. I know people that are making money off Instagram before the subscription shit.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Yeah, they're definitely doing it. With the reels and shit like that. I'm talking about right now. I don't think they're calling out to anyone making a deal. Not Instagram. Instagram is Facebook.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Yeah. They're 100% doing that. I'm telling you. They're doing that. Listen, they're doing that for 1% of people. So if you want to use the tools, go ahead. But the rest of us, we gotta fight for your right to party.
Starting point is 00:32:42 I'm going to always want to disrupt some shit. I'm a rebel, nigga. That's true. You mentioned Kanye. I'm going to always want to disrupt some shit. I'm a rebel, nigga. That's true. Fuck is they talking about? You mentioned Kanye. What do you think about Nicki not clearing new body form? If he would have called me in the last three years,
Starting point is 00:32:54 I would have told him that Nicki's not clearing anything now. I don't know where Kanye's been, what he's been up to, what he's been looking at, what he's been doing, but the last time I interviewed Nicki in but so many words,
Starting point is 00:33:04 she said, oh, I'm off that with Kanye. She said some more too in that interview. But she was being cool. Right. She was being cool.
Starting point is 00:33:15 But I like when she stopped being cool. Yeah, she was being cool in her response today. She was like, that train is... Yeah, but I read through Nikki. I read through... I'm saying that's being
Starting point is 00:33:25 green that's being nice she was being cool but boy I know what that man and it wasn't cool it wasn't cool at all let me shut up in case people out there don't know but it wasn't cool I don't know what it what they beef is well actually I do could interview about you said something that shit she just be speaking in cold she's better. She's off Kanye. He ain't getting no record clear. Well, a lot of people were talking. Hey, Kanye, fuck you, man.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Fuck him for not putting the project out. You actually thought that was going to come out? No, I had forgot. But then when I saw him just on live, ranting and stuff, man. I didn't even go to my Apple Music. Once the Backstreet Boys came out, I was like, hey, that's not coming out. That's not clear.
Starting point is 00:34:08 But he's got Yes Jules working on it now, so. It'll have vibes. You guys are funny. It'll have vibes. Yo, why would anybody want to be in that room? You know why. I don't. Yes, you do.
Starting point is 00:34:23 I don't. It's 2023, 2024. Why would anybody with their own sauce want to be there by him listening to any of that? I saw Cudi there. For saucy or something? I'm going to tell you why.
Starting point is 00:34:36 I'm going to tell you why. Because the average person can't get in that room. Yes, they can. No, they can't. Not the average person. Not just regular Joe Schmo. The chances of regular Joe Schmo
Starting point is 00:34:49 getting in there is slim. So it's the same thing about a New York listening party. They don't even care. It's just more so to show that, hey, I'm here, you're not. That's how they move. That's why everybody got a phone.
Starting point is 00:35:01 That's why everybody records. That's why everybody has to show That nigga look like you cannot be around him unless you brought the whole ibuprofen bottle out. You got to have brought that shit with you. Extra strength. You need noise cancel joints around him
Starting point is 00:35:14 because he don't stop. He just going to keep talking and talking about what the fucking Germans did to the Irish. Sounds like he just came home. The railroad. Yeah, like, dog, you blowing niggas. You blowing it in here. Why would somebody just voluntarily join that?
Starting point is 00:35:34 I cut that shit off from my phone. Like, I didn't nigga talk too much. Yeah. I'm telling you, bro. I only want to hear that shit when the music drop. Don't hold up the music and then give me all these fucking soliloquies. I ain't even click that shit. Oh, he's live.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Yeah. The album dropping or no. I don't need to hear any rant from him. I mean, you know, I know he's passionate about whatever he feels and thinks and speaks on. Cool. I am a fan of Kanye the artist. And that's all I care about. Drop the music.
Starting point is 00:36:04 If it don't drop, fine. Nicky, shout out Envy too. Oh yeah? I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Shout out Envy. Y'all are great at your jobs. What'd she say?
Starting point is 00:36:17 I ain't reading that shit. Oh. She said something about Envy. Envy said, remember when Envy called for me to be blackballed on the air? He said it with so much confidence.
Starting point is 00:36:27 The arrogance to think that that type of behavior is okay from a DJ. God is going to show y'all that y'all are not God one by one. Top shit. That's what she said in so many words. Yeesh. And Envy did reply to it this morning on radio I don't remember what he said but
Starting point is 00:36:48 I like all the spice me too it makes things interesting I do I do this must be me I don't know oh come on
Starting point is 00:36:56 I don't care for none of that shit Joe listen if they didn't do it all we'd get his fucking Christmas albums man we ain't got no music anyway and we got all the spice we still ain't got no music we'd get Christmas albums and the spice. We still ain't got no music. We get Christmas albums and Blueface saying it ain't his kid. Like, I'm cool. Come on.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Flood my timeline with something. Anything, please. From 10 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we saw Nicki, she got a beef with Billboard now. She does. They said that they're not counting some of her sales because she gave away money or something, right?
Starting point is 00:37:26 Yeah, gave away money. Well, no, no. They were saying because she was asking fans to post the proof of purchase. What's wrong with that? I have no idea. Wasn't there a whole contest going on where you required a proof of purchase of the album to be able to participate in the contest? And because of that, they're saying that they're going to discount some sales i'm confused and what she did to back
Starting point is 00:37:51 up her argument she was like well it's all right when she put the screenshot up of what um meg and then we're giving out cash app for people to buy the album right she's like that was fine i'm asking after purchase to show us proof of purchase that's it and we can't do this when they're actually giving you money to buy the album these games are weird it's disgusting bro it's really weird i'm lost and confused what it looked like is once you on the other side of whoever it is they're gonna find a way to fuck you you on the other side of whoever it is, they're going to find their way to fuck you. I need to hear Billboard's side.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Because Billboard, what it sounds like is they're citing a violation in rules. What it sounds like is Nikki, you're not playing along with our game, whatever game it is, and we'll stack the deck against you. That's what it sounds like. And that's what it sounded like against her for a while.
Starting point is 00:38:44 And that's what she's constantly been speaking out about even from the last two albums. It's like, yo, I'm fighting against these big machines and these big corporations. I'm fighting a different fight. They are stacked. They are against me. I got to do this a different way.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Is she in a bundle program or not? I believe she is in a bundle program because they were selling vinyl, I know, way in the bundle program because they, Oh, they were selling vinyl. I know way before the album dropped, they were like, I think Walmart and everybody had vinyl available for purchase, like a pre-order almost before the album dropped.
Starting point is 00:39:15 I don't know if that considers. I think I see where the problem is. And I ain't saying it, leave me out of it, but I see where the problem is. You see it? From this information, unless there's something I'm missing, yeah. If you're running bundles and reporting your own numbers and you're not in the bundle program, then we're going to stop it.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Oh, yeah. The bundle program. It's a bundle program. You can't just. Because you can't legitimize the. No. Billboard or whoever runs that shit has to approve how you're going about your bundle program. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:39:49 The bundle program is we got to get paid. Yeah. That's the real bundle program. Yes, that's the bundle. That's the real bundle program. What's our slice? Yes, exactly. We got to get paid.
Starting point is 00:39:57 You can't just sell your own shit. No, no, no. It has to go through here where we get a cut. And they did... I want to say without fact checking that they did something like this with Travis too.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Where they was like, after a while they stopped counting the sales that he was delivering from his website off the bundles. And he was in the bundle program.
Starting point is 00:40:19 But, what you doing over there, it doesn't comply with our rules. We ain't getting our cut. That ain't the right T-shirt. It ain't the right. So no, we're not counting that shit.
Starting point is 00:40:28 That shit's crazy. And it's Billboard. So what is any of us going to do to Billboard? Well, you see what I did. I stopped. But what is anybody else going to do to Billboard? I wish, I don't know. Like, I just wish people kind of took,
Starting point is 00:40:42 I don't know where it went where we let Billboard determine if your album is good or a success or like it's so much stock in just Billboard number which is kind of what
Starting point is 00:40:52 Hov has been saying for the longest like y'all are still looking at Billboard numbers fuck that it's stupid well it's a trick it is
Starting point is 00:40:59 it's literally a smoke and mirrors trick it's sleight of hand hey look over here while you don't see what we robbing you but we want you to pay attention to this number here. Motherfuckers is actually buying their own albums to push
Starting point is 00:41:08 up billboards. It's the most ass backwards. But the music business is smoke and mirrors. True. A lot of selling hope. Yeah. It's a lot of selling the look. That too. Yes, and now you know why that billboard shit is so important. The optic.
Starting point is 00:41:24 The optic of it and what a number one album could do what a top five album could do for your career listen man good luck to anybody playing the game out there good luck to anybody playing the game out there this shit is rough now's a good time to play that clip you was playing earlier actually it's a it's a it's a cold game out there uh i just heard kirk franklin talking about when he signed his first deal in 92 or 93 he uh unknowingly signed over 100 of his publishing because he didn't know better and he didn't have an entertainment lawyer he had like a real estate lawyer or some shit he didn't even know there were different types of lawyers right yeah cold cold game don't think that all these years have passed since since uh that 20 years have passed and the record labels
Starting point is 00:42:12 and the people that run this shit haven't updated the tricks oh yeah like when we was out we had to deal with the 360 and they was gangstering niggas they was calling niggas yo get down to lay down you in this 360 or you'll get no support and we're dropping you from the label. Now, they have advanced all of the tricks. They own Spotify in part. The biggest streamer that exists that doesn't
Starting point is 00:42:35 pay anybody. That generates however many millions of dollars a day and somehow no one gets really... Well, why am I going to pay a people that seem happy to just post how many plays they got? Right. They seem really excited about that.
Starting point is 00:42:52 So I would not pay them. It's a little lengthy. A little lengthy, but you'll see where he's going. It says who and why is it a contest? Can't it just be this is awesome shit? Here's some different awesome shit. That's why we didn't bundle. That was the whole motivation behind this record. It was to not partake in the current bullshit in the music industry.
Starting point is 00:43:19 So check this out. Do you mind if I explain it? Please do. Please explain it. We had a conversation with our manager um about this record right you know release it went from everything like we have family we don't really want to be on the road for 100 days this year we don't necessarily want to do anything we don't we don't want to do anything we're not excited about you know so it came down to the promotion and stuff and it was basically, we want to get in front of people and play our songs and have fun.
Starting point is 00:43:50 And the conversation came up with the actual album. Warner Brothers was interested if we wanted to bundle it, which is when you include the record with a ticket. And a lot of people have been doing it. And it's more than a t-shirt you get a record and it's a digital download link important digital how does that work and like well um you uh you would get five dollars from each ticket back to warner brothers and then you would get a record sale and i was like that doesn't make that doesn't make any sense to me and to
Starting point is 00:44:26 Dan and they're like yeah well you would it's the only way you're gonna get a number one record so if you want a number one record you got to do that I was like well I think well um so it's one-to-one like we get five bucks back and then we get a royalty and we get a ticket sale and I know you don't get a royalty and you only get a tick you only get a ticket sale. No, you don't get a royalty. And you only get an album sale count if they click the link. And they have a 50% click through. So in other words, we would pay $10 per sale on Nielsen SoundScan. Cut it off.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Bye. That's it. That's it. That's it. That is disgusting. Hopefully that didn't sound like some foreign language to y'all out there it probably did
Starting point is 00:45:09 but to those of you that did understand that the game is the game and it's a cold one who was that that was uh Black Keys and Joe Rogan
Starting point is 00:45:16 oh okay I think I saw that interview and we yeah I saw it too yeah we are gonna stay here breaking news hot off the press
Starting point is 00:45:23 Cardi B went live to kick her husband's back in Oh boy. Oh, this is great. We live tonight Cuz you will fucking talk to a nigga and a motherfucker will play in your fucking face Let me play my drop your face over and over and over and over and over again It's to be like watch watch what I'm about to do Yo, this motherfucker really likes to play games with me when i'm at my most vulnerable time when i when i'm not the most confident that's the best they like to play games with me because he knows when you get it off i'm
Starting point is 00:45:54 not an easy girl he knows yesterday i could have been out i could have been chilling i could have been this and that he knows i'm in my house he knows that i'm chilling he knows i'm not doing the most that's who you're doing sparing'm not doing the most. And I've really been sparing you. I've really been sparing you. You've been fucking feeling yourself, you bitch ass nigga, because of your bitch ass album and shit. And you've really been fucking doing me dirty after so many fucking years
Starting point is 00:46:16 that I'm motherfucking up your ass. Not even a fucking picture that I got. This is the problem with Spanish girls. And it's so crazy that I got involved to the fucking internet. Oh, God. Because whenever I tell you something, you don't take shit serious.
Starting point is 00:46:29 All right. That was what we got. There is a lot to unpack here. Oh, I would love to hear from Ish on this topic. He is laid up with some shit in his ass. With his legs up in the air like Uncle Luke like a Luke show oh my god
Starting point is 00:46:52 my man and he ain't even got no hair down there so it ain't even warm wherever that nigga shit is freezing yeah poor ass a lot to unpack here a lot to unpack here
Starting point is 00:47:06 and this is the problem with artist to artist relationships this is the problem with artist dating artists a track list came out earlier this week I don't know if it's real I don't know if it's fake it might have been fake I'm assuming it's fake but I don't care I'm going with my thought process
Starting point is 00:47:23 which is more fun than real life and on that fake track list was a track featuring Offset I'm assuming it's fake, but I don't care. I'm going with my thought process, which is more fun than real life. And on that fake track list was a track featuring Offset. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Take me off. If we're in a relationship and we break up, take me off. Take me off your shit. I don't care if you was on my album.
Starting point is 00:47:45 I don't care. We was together. And you kill my album, too. Thank you for signing off on it. me off your shit. I don't care if you was on my album. I don't care. We was together. And you kill, you kill my album too. Thank you. Yes. For signing off on it. You smoked my shit and I needed that.
Starting point is 00:47:50 It gave me the boost. Plus my Don single with my Michael Jackson shit. I'm dancing now in the TikTok shit. You was at the TikTok shit. You see me dancing. Take me off your project.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Now, might've been fake, so we'll leave it alone. Maybe offsets down the album. But you're not gonna argue with me over my cheating or my infidelity and then put me on your album you're not now she said he's been feeling himself since his album came out i think that's the other problem with artists artists relationships that is when you're supposed to feel yourself absolutely yeah as an artist that's when you feel your best yeah and the album was received well. Great. It did great. Great reception.
Starting point is 00:48:25 You got me, got me working. Ooh, I know it's working. Not just that. Hold up. Not just that, though. You put them on perfect. My album did great when I was kind of being counted out. Counted out.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Because I left the camp. I left the group. Rest in peace, Take Off. Just lost my man. Just lost my man. I'm not over there QC no more. None of that beeped with them. Weibo put some heat out.
Starting point is 00:48:46 They thought I couldn't match. They thought I couldn't match that Quavo heat. I might feel myself a little bit. I'm feeling myself walking around the house. I don't feel like that should be an indictment to my partner. I don't either. But that is an indictment to your partner when your partner's hotter than you. See, and that's the problem.
Starting point is 00:49:02 This is tricky. When your partner is bigger than you, respectfully, Offset, because I don't even like to talk about niggas' marriages. I'm talking about the artist part of this. You can't walk around the house like that and your girl bigger than you. That's tough. That's a tough situation. She should understand, though.
Starting point is 00:49:22 I don't know how. What happens when they Both had to shower Around the same time She went in first You know girls Take the longest shower Yeah I'm sure they have two showers
Starting point is 00:49:32 Stop it see Now I'm in a rush I gotta get I knew somebody like you Was gonna say that What That's Kat What'd you say Parks
Starting point is 00:49:37 I'm sure they have two showers I'm sure they have Seven showers Fifteen What the fuck Do that have to do With the man wanting to use his favorite
Starting point is 00:49:48 shower in the house while she in there? What do they have to do with that? Nothing. I got other showers too when Shorty is in there. You can't even say, yo, could you hurry it up a little bit? I still go in there and start shaping up my beard or some shit.
Starting point is 00:50:04 I start, hey, big dog, get your hefty ass out the fucking shower. It's my skinny turn. And I ain't even really skinny. But all them crevices, they in there picking up their whole thick ass, thick ass titties, mad hair. Hey, dog, do that shit at the fire hydrant. I'm talking shit. I'm talking shit. I'm talking shit. Of course I'm talking shit because it's my job as an entertainer.
Starting point is 00:50:31 But you can't do that. If my girl ever went diamond, you can't do that no more. Nah, nah. That's her shower. You know what's crazy? You just use it sometimes. You can't do it. You cannot do it. You can't do that no more. Nah, nah. That's her shower. You know what's crazy? You just use it sometimes. You can't do it. You cannot do it.
Starting point is 00:50:47 You can't. If my girl, half of the down payment was a little more than mine on this mansion, guess what? Hold up. I got to go to the bath,
Starting point is 00:50:55 the shower I don't like in the house. Yo, if my girl is the reason I was able to get out from under the other situation, that part too. Like, so imagine Cardi's POV, which is like, you motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Audacity. Wait, I was there this whole time and you waited till you got piping scorching hot to start showing your ass to me? Oh yeah, nah. And I got a project coming, so you know I ain't been feeling the greatest. My op just sold records.
Starting point is 00:51:23 My op is out here living life, selling records. Doing good. Going live. Pissing off out here. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't want my op going live. Shit looking good over there. No, I got to take that out on somebody.
Starting point is 00:51:35 I got to take that out on somebody. Hey, to hell with toxic relationships. But that part needs to stay when the day just beat your ass and you come home, your partner in here just doing some shit oblivious to how tough it's been dump it on them so is she dump it on them is she justified in her I want to dump it
Starting point is 00:51:54 on you I know you fucking do I want to dump on you right now dump it on your partner your co-host your beautiful co-host is she justified in her rant right now because I don't believe for a single second that she ever made him feel like he was less than or he was, you know, the whatever. I don't think that that's the dynamic in the house. I think that Cardi was wildly supportive and they were not boyfriend and girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:52:17 They were married. I think she was a wildly supportive partner, mate and wife to him. So she's crying. She's speaking from a real sense of betrayal. But Spanish women, when they yell past a certain point, you turn into a... You never dated a Spanish girl.
Starting point is 00:52:33 You're right. I have not dated a Spanish girl. That is not in my record. I'm sure all that shit you just said is true. And with it being true, I'm positive that he has had to be there for her 80% more just because of her temperament
Starting point is 00:52:45 agreed yeah sensitive she be reading shit and let me say i don't like that shit that blue face did blue face started this blue face did this i just i don't know blue face and krishan you know that's out of my that's out of my wheelhouse i don't even talk about that shit. I try not to pay attention to that shit. Hey, prayers for all parties involved. But just for the sake of understanding what he's talking about, Blueface basically accused Offset and Krishan of fucking, he basically said the exact place and time that it happened. Oh, I was going to put way more sauce on it than you.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Don't stop my shit no more. No, for real. On an Instagram, on a Twitter rant. Yo, my girl just fucked Offset three weeks ago. Yo, as the men out there, I'm talking to the men out there. Some of us have been through it. It don't have to be true. But the mere fact of somebody saying something
Starting point is 00:53:44 and you know that most of our girls don't deal well with strangers saying things that have no real effect on things. They don't. Actually, most of our girls, I didn't love when a stranger just volunteered some shit. They might not have known. They want to get the nigga number. They want to talk.
Starting point is 00:54:01 They want to. Blueface continued. Oh, man. He said, oh, you saying I'm lying Blueface moms came in one thing my son don't do is lie chill chill we can't get too mad some of y'all moms
Starting point is 00:54:17 man this shit is a mess out here in the street yo y'all think 2023 fourth quarter been wild way till next year way till 2024 it. Oh, no, no, no. Way till 2024. It's going down. But anyway, one thing my baby don't do, he's not,
Starting point is 00:54:29 he does not lie. Sure. Blueface L, y'all think I'm lying? It was this date and this time when he was supposed to be doing this.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Yep. Yikes. See, I hate that some of you niggas out there don't have y'all people in check, so you got to drag some nigga down with you. Offset has been chilling, and I know that he's been chilling because he got caught too many times.
Starting point is 00:54:56 So he don't have no more get-out-of-jail-free cards. The niggas out there, some of us have been there. You're right. You got to be on your best behavior even when you're not on your best behavior. You taking an extra precaution to make sure your superstar wife don't know that you fucking hoodwrapped. And here comes some nigga, a variable that you just could not see. And this is the problem with fucking girls that got a crazy stupid nigga that love them somewhere. They gonna snitch.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Be emotional about it. And as soon as Blueface did all that, I said, I know that Cardi is in this nigga's face, in her phone matching dates, texts, times. She wouldn't compare shit up right away. We going through it. Yo, you told me you was at this studio.
Starting point is 00:55:45 I knew that. That'd be the other thing. Oh, yeah. It'd be a girl I might have even said something about before you told me it was nothing. Mm-hmm. And it's this little bitch. Oh, that girl. And I asked you about her.
Starting point is 00:55:56 And it's this little bitch that I. Wait, you not. Wait, you treating me like this and fucking her. You can't embarrass your girl like that because that's when your girl get on live and do this
Starting point is 00:56:07 yeah I wanted to say Cardi is wrong for getting on live and doing this because you shouldn't do this she shouldn't do that
Starting point is 00:56:14 but this is when your girl does this she's 100% going to do it oh yeah in that instance right there oh yeah
Starting point is 00:56:20 no I called my girl I had a photo shoot when we broke up one time and went live guess who was in the live Joe Bunch chillin Oh yeah, no, I called my girl. I had a photo shoot when we broke up one time and went live. Guess who was in the live?
Starting point is 00:56:28 Joe Bud. Chiller. We need to find a way for us to sneak into the live without our girl seeing that we in the live. It pop up, your stupid ass nigga here watching. Right here. He's here. Your stupid ass nigga, the first one here watching. Boy, she was telling this stranger nigga all my business. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:56:45 That photographer was like, no. I'm just watching. Boy, she was telling this stranger nigga, oh, my business. Oh, shit. That photographer was like, no. I'm just watching like, word. That's how you're going to do it. But there's nothing you can do. And you can't do shit. But there's nothing you can do.
Starting point is 00:56:54 You can't do it. You fucked up too much. Yep. You fucked it up too much. You got to eat that. So now your girl need to vent to anybody that got ears. This Insta Live
Starting point is 00:57:02 is indicative of that. Offset, Cardi, I love y'all and I hope that y'all make your way through this. You can't do this after you already went on stage to get your girl back. You interrupted the show. I remember that. With the flowers. The girls tried to say that that was abusive and manipulative, too. They did.
Starting point is 00:57:17 It worked, though. That's why it's only manipulative if it works. If it doesn't work. Yeah. Like, if your girl spots the manipulation, then you lost. Yeah.ulative if it works. If it doesn't work. Yeah. Like if your girl spots the manipulation, then you lost. Yeah. But if it works, that's what I told Eisen. The art is him getting away with it.
Starting point is 00:57:35 That's where the art is. There was rumors that this whole breakup shit was just to take the spotlight off Nikki for a minute. I do think it's timely. I do think it's timely. I do think it's timely. But the other report was that this is not the first time that they've broken up, that they've been living separately.
Starting point is 00:57:52 That's some girly report shit. We don't know where that comes from or how substantial that is. That's just somebody saying that to get some clues. How substantial is that? What Parks just said. This was just speculation.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Which part? The fact that this all happened to pop up around Nikki's release to potentially take the shine. The wind out of her sails. Yeah. That's some valid speculation. That's valid speculation.
Starting point is 00:58:18 It's 2023. People do anything. The story right before this was how this industry is and how foul it could be and some of the tricks people play. That was the story right before this was how uh how how uh this industry is and how foul it could be and some of the tricks people play that was the story right before this well i know but the reason why what i just said relates to what parks just said is because people had the reaction they were like oh this is cap because nikki's album's coming out and you want to take the shine away from her so then the next thing that came out was no this has been an ongoing thing they've been separate they've been living separate lives to make to justify that this is not just a ploy that was why it came out that would actually
Starting point is 00:58:55 make it more of a ploy to me if we've been separated living separate lives why is it now just why is it news now why is it now why are we now going public and making this a thing agreed so yeah that that would actually make me more think that this would be it is timely i'm not saying it's purposeful but it is timely she does have a project coming at some point and it's not a record. Eh. I don't know. I'm not in a position to say what it is,
Starting point is 00:59:30 but this does sound like when you do some real foul shit to the Spanish girl. I'll just get ready to say, when I see that, when they yell past that certain point and they turn into that
Starting point is 00:59:38 yell cry combo. The ugly one. That don't really be fake. That'd be ugly. Yeah. They'd be dead ass. Yeah, that don't be fake when they do that. Why do they do that shit, man?
Starting point is 00:59:47 I'm not... Cry cool, yo. I hate when they make the ugly cry because now you can't even really respond. You got to wait for that shit to pass and that gets awkward and uncomfortable. You make fun of the way I cry and I am like a silent crier.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Melissa, you are a dramatic crier that cries over everything in the universe. And you make dramatic exit when you cry. Yeah, you are a dramatic crier that cries over everything in the universe. And you make dramatic exit when you cry. You do all the girly dance and distress bullshit that men hate. You're complaining about her going, you know, off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Which kind of crying do you prefer? Don't fuck our point up. We totally understood why she went off. Yeah, I'm not complaining about her crying. We're just saying when you see that, that's... If I did think this whole thing was fake, rolled out, whatever, once I saw that, oh, no. It would change your opinion.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Yes, that's what I'm saying. You don't think that you're a dramatic crier? No, I think I'm a very graceful crier. Where is that delusion board? Start it right fucking now. You can start it right now. You started it. I'm adding to it.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Yes, Mel, you are a dramatic, dramatic crier. I don't deal well with those criers. You know I rock with you. You definitely are. You definitely are. I have instances that came right to mind. Yeah, you win the Potter, the Potter cry award of the year. I don't think there's another Potter that's cried more than you this year.
Starting point is 01:01:10 No, there was one time, I'm not going to say the name of the person that was involved. You yelled out. You were sitting here. You were the only person on the couches. Like, we didn't even start recording or anything yet. Everybody was in the kitchen. And you said, I'm triggered! And phoned up
Starting point is 01:01:27 crying and wearing an earring. You know what I'm talking about? All right then. Fuck you, Ice. But yeah, that's true. You do shit like that. I'm in touch with my fucking emotions. I know y'all don't know what the fuck that looks like,
Starting point is 01:01:43 but that's what that looks like you do shit like that with no it's not another girl at work and then you got the nerve to post them fucking memes I just like to work with oh I gotta get it I wasn't cracking up at all I knew what she was doing I had smoke I knew they had the fumes coming from my head oh Mel weaponized them all with that one that shit oh yeah
Starting point is 01:02:09 yeah yeah you're right that was the battle cry right there she's good that was the horn they all was ready to go yeah what a way
Starting point is 01:02:17 what a way to throw your bros under the bus quick after they defend you anywho then she calls out holy shit oh god you got it you give me a pound give me a pound or a pod after they defend you. Anywho. Then she calls out. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Oh, God. You got it. Give me a pound. Give me a pound. Give me a pound. Oh, boy, if I told you what that weekend was like. Oh, I got some tea for you, too. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:02:35 I got some tea. You can't have tea for me. I got tea. Smoking, piping hot tea. How many degrees? 175 or 200? Big Dallas lawsuit? Yeah, 212? You cannot even blow on it because it's too...
Starting point is 01:02:52 212 where? Boil that. You got to let the cover off and just let it, you know... Oh, shit. First of all, doing that made me think we got video of my girl cheating. Oh, shit. No, no, no. When you paint it like that. Oh, God, no. If it's not that, then it ain't that hot. me think we got video of my girl cheating so oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Starting point is 01:03:06 if it's not that no it ain't that hot yeah it ain't the hottest at that point yeah the all right okay i'll take some tea i guess i bet you this is not the hottest of teas i can't wait to hear it though uh what else what else what else? John Moran. Oh, no. Not John Moran. Because we were talking about, you know, Meg and, I mean, sorry, Cardi and Offset. The Instagram thing. I'm saying, did y'all see Meg reply to the party? Yeah. Yeah. I think everybody did.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Okay. I have a question. And I'm going to ask you. Okay. Was that gaslighting? Which part? Who? Meg.
Starting point is 01:03:46 How do you figure? She put the song out with the line in the song. That said nobody's name. Go ahead. You asked me how, so I'm going to explain to you how. She put the song out
Starting point is 01:03:57 with the line. She's gaslighting us. Hold on, hold on, hold on. He replies to that. Before he replies, he gets killed immediately on the internet, right? Killed. Comment, everything.
Starting point is 01:04:10 He replies via record. That went on for a week, two weeks probably. And now you come out and say, oh, that wasn't even about you. Well, she really couldn't get away with saying that because she didn't put a name on that bullet. If that were the case. Everybody had their own opinions, which they're going to have their own opinions. I mean, people have opinions. I've seen no other opinion of it being any other guy at the party.
Starting point is 01:04:37 I've seen no opinion stating, hey, this could be that other guy. But my question, just my thing is. That's a gaslighting face. It's all gaslighting. If it doesn't apply to him, and you know that, and you see everybody attacking him, before he says a thing, you can't say, well, that's not...
Starting point is 01:04:55 I wasn't talking about him? As far as I know, he actually did make comments about her prior to the song coming out and talked about the demise of their relationship and his reasons behind the demise of the relationship. He was silent. He was silent. Only thing we ever saw was
Starting point is 01:05:13 him pop out with his new girl. He never said a word. Until the song. Until the song. His reaction was the record and then he went on a press run. Okay. Listen, I might have the order mixed up just because I don't The action was the record, and then he went on a press run. Okay. We know the people out of him. Listen, I might have the order mixed up just because, you know, I don't.
Starting point is 01:05:30 Okay, sorry. I'll take it. You might have misremembered. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know. But I just want to know, is that a case of gaslighting? So now that you got the order correct, is that a case of gaslighting? No.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Because she never said his name. She never said his name. You got it, big dog. You got it already. We gave it to you. She put a little more fuel in that light. She saw that shit on fire. Because you guys would use the...
Starting point is 01:05:53 Because if it was in the reverse, you guys would say the same thing. You guys would say, he never said her name. He could be talking about anybody. She ain't the first bitch that he fucked. If it were in the reverse, what would you say when we said that?
Starting point is 01:06:07 Well. No, come on. It's right there at the tip of your tongue. Come on. It's right there at the tip of your tongue. You can say it. I'd probably say, well, everybody assumes that it is about her, but then you guys would stop me and say, but there's not a name
Starting point is 01:06:21 on the bullet, so it could be anybody. And if we said that, you would call that gaslight. I'd have to shut the fuck up. You're good. Nope, nope, nope. I'm not going to do it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:37 I am not going to do it. Sorry. Okay. It is so tough being a male dominant pod working with a single woman, like one woman. It is tough. being a male dominant part working with a single woman, like one woman. It is tough. That shit is. She did.
Starting point is 01:06:51 She gaslit the shit out. But it's fine. We can move on. We don't have to argue about that part. What do we think about the gaslighting job? It's going to always work because she's so much more bigger than he is. Yeah. And his press run looked
Starting point is 01:07:05 too much like a press run yeah it didn't look cool yeah it looked like he popped up to anybody that had a microphone we know he reached out to us I was down to do that as well not now that you don't win yeah well now it's over but and for the story that you're telling out there it's not press run worthy like that. All you're saying is, I cheated, but she cheated first. Or what's cheating? Receiving inappropriate texts to the phone, yada, yada, yada.
Starting point is 01:07:33 Like, you're doing all of that stuff. We as niggas unheard of before. We don't. I thought you was coming to spill the tea. Yeah, I mean, he spilled the tea in the song. I know. I thought he was going to keep that energy, but. He spilled it.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Ain't nothing to spill no more. And I saw his reply to her reply. They look like they're still in love. They look like they ain't over it yet, both of them. Oh, a thousand percent. That was the question I was going to ask. How do you... Mel. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:00 I love having a woman here sometimes. Me too. Sometimes. Go ahead. If you're the new girl, how do you feel? I hate all of this. I fucking hate all of this. If I'm the new girl and I'm watching you two spill all the bullshit that went on, the good, bad, the ugly, I'm sitting here feeling like a fucking dick. Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:08:21 here feeling like a fucking dick. I'm like, come on, man. I'm watching you talk endlessly about your ex, and it's your famous ex, and it's your stunningly beautiful ex and talent, and I'm feeling like a fucking asshole. It's uncomfortable. And that's
Starting point is 01:08:37 just my perception. I don't know how she's feeling about this stuff. That's why I asked if it were you. It sucks asking Mel anything, because Mel is Mel, and Mel's experience No, no, no. That's why I asked if it were you. That's why. It sucks asking Mel anything. Because Mel is Mel. And Mel's experience is so different from just like a normal girl's experience. She might be loving this.
Starting point is 01:08:54 On the flip side. Let me provide you with a different POV. Yeah. I've been somewhere in this ballpark too. If a woman likes you, we're acting under the guise that you like this new guy a lot and you see him having some trouble getting over a recent breakup sometimes you might urge that man to do whatever you feel you need to do to get this out of your system so we can proceed that is true if that's you venting in a song, baby, do it. If you feel
Starting point is 01:09:27 like you need to have one last talk because you got to, then you can do that. But I can't be here and watch you this way for a certain amount of time. What do you think of that? From that perspective, I completely agree with that. I'm speaking from the perspective of somebody who has had a spotlight on me, who's been visible and probably has like a different level of ego related to my experiences and the public perception of who they believe me to be and who, and the expectations of who I'm supposed to be with and how they're supposed to treat me and all that stuff is going to factor in. But if I'm that girl where I don't have all that extra baggage, I'll, sure, I'll be a fucking battery in your back.
Starting point is 01:10:08 And this is why men like women in that age bracket, because they don't have all of that experience and baggage. Right? Like that girl looks in heaven anytime her and parties together. She looks like she is happier than ever. And this nigga right right hits for girls yeah yeah yeah well i mean shit if you look at meg during the time which that she was with party she looked she looked happy as fuck she looked ridiculously happy they looked extremely happy
Starting point is 01:10:38 together so well that's that's well that's the other thing that we don't want to discount yeah i don't know his ability to show up for somebody with the world on their shoulders and the results of it because she did seemingly appear to be OK. Yes. And I can't take that away from him because that, in fact, is what how it appeared to be, is that she had, you know, the world on her shoulders and that he showed up for her and was supportive of her. And they they looked like they were in love with each other. And, you know, it looked like a great situation. I just kind of like had an issue with the proportion of his response to her insinuation on a song. You know what I mean? He's a rapper.
Starting point is 01:11:20 Yeah. And she wasn't slick about it. But the whole talking. She wasn't slick. But the whole talking. But you know what you were doing. She know what she was doing. And she wasn't slick about it. But the whole talking. She wasn't slick. But the whole talking. But you know what you were doing. She know what she was doing and she wasn't slick about it. And it worked.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Yeah, it worked. What she was doing worked. It worked. You know why? Because that's the line of the song that everybody ran into. It is. Trust me when I say I know everything about having a line in a song about you being the only thing that people fucking remember.
Starting point is 01:11:44 I know a little something about that. Yeah, but you don't know about it coming from somebody that you was in love with. That is definitely true. I didn't know that nigga from nothing. It's a whole different layer when I was just riding with you side by side through it all.
Starting point is 01:11:59 And you turned around and did that. It's true. It's the same thing Cardi just said off set. But it's true. But you also have to, you can't, you can't, you can't penalize somebody
Starting point is 01:12:09 for how they process how they, how they feel about how you did them dirty. You know what I'm saying? Like that was her reaction to feeling betrayal. You know?
Starting point is 01:12:19 Okay, so hold on, hold on. Wait, but it wasn't about him. It wasn't about him though. You got me. Fuck you, Parson. That's if. That's if. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 01:12:33 More gas. That's if the line is about him. That's if the line is about him. Let's say the line is about him. Okay, let's operate under that thinking that the line is about him. Because that's what we're doing we have been but you just said you can't penalize somebody for reacting to that betrayal right you don't think he felt betrayal that's what we were talking about i was the one holding you down me when it was the world against you your entire world went upside down it was only
Starting point is 01:13:01 me here for you you went and did this to me on a song you got deeper than that he said i asked you about all of these men and these are conversations i asked you about i looked you in your eyes and asked you about you told me no like you lied to me i found out when the rest of the world found out and you put this song out on my daughter's birthday knowing it was my daughter's birthday it just looked so now it looks hurtful all around the board. So now there is hurt and betrayal that he could feel, which would cause him to respond the way he did. What do you say to that? I think it's an uncomfortable conversation that not very many people, especially women, will want to be honest about when it comes to your nigga asking about your fucking body count. You know what I'm saying? Because women are just
Starting point is 01:13:50 so used to being judged on that. I'm not letting you do that woman bullshit. Why? Why? Why isn't this a factor? I'm not letting her do it because a body count conversation is one thing. And you are well within your right.
Starting point is 01:14:06 You know, we all feel about those. That's corny. If I'm actively beefing with men and they are returning fire in a way that looks like they you might. There was something. They know something that they. Yeah. And I'm going to ask you and say, you know, you fuck with this nigga. Have you ever crazy him? Have you ever little crazy. Have you ever fucked him?
Starting point is 01:14:25 Have you ever fucked him? Have you ever fucked him? That is not a body count conversation. No. Okay so let me ask I got smoked with these niggas and they looking and talking in a certain way. They firing on me. It's a nigga talking about you gonna fuck me up when I go backstage at the festival. Is that is this are you putting special sauce on this
Starting point is 01:14:41 or is this an actual fact? No this happened. That happened. Okay. Okay. These are the things that make somebody go. It's not weird. It's not weird. It's common. These are the things that make men say, hey, did you fuck him? Especially in entertainment.
Starting point is 01:14:58 Especially in entertainment. You know what? Let me tell you something. I will say this. From recent fucking experiences, what I have come to really realize is that women truly do not understand how you guys function and relate or not relate to each other.
Starting point is 01:15:14 We don't get it. Like, there's just like a lack of understanding because we're not men. There is nothing to understand. And you put it on your moms that you didn't fuck with them. There is nothing to understand when the man is it on your moms that you didn't fuck with them. But there is nothing to understand when the man is that direct. Hey, as a man.
Starting point is 01:15:29 No, she understood. As a man, the same way y'all have y'all shit, y'all have y'all woman shit that we just have to understand. Yo, y'all don't get it. I can tell the way she's moving. Men have it too. Because I'm a woman. So if your male intuition start ringing off and I ask you,
Starting point is 01:15:44 did you fuck this man directly? That ain't the time for you to have to understand what it's like to be a man. She understood to the point where she said no and put it on her mom's. Yeah, come on. So now when you lie to me, see, that's the problem. Now when you, hey, pop. Now when you lie to me, I'm riding with you. I got it.
Starting point is 01:16:07 I'm riding with my girl. I got it. So now I'm riding under false pretenses. I'm riding, and the other nigga, I'm looking like a goof. I look crazy now. A dickhead out here because I'm defending some shit. I get it. The other nigga, the whole industry know y'all was fucking.
Starting point is 01:16:20 I'm the last one to know. I'm on the outside of the inside joke at that point. Come on, come on, come on. The same way we was just saying how one thing a woman don't want to be is embarrassed. Embarrassed, Cardi don't want to be. I'm on the outside of the inside joke at that point. Come on, come on, come on. The same way we was just saying how one thing the woman don't want to be is embarrassed. Embarrassed, Cardi, don't want to be embarrassed.
Starting point is 01:16:28 She don't want to be embarrassed. It's the same thing. Men don't want to be embarrassed either. And it's a different, it's different embarrassment. It's totally different with men. Totally different. All of that's fair.
Starting point is 01:16:37 You don't want to walk in a spot with your girl and this nigga's in there and these niggas. They got something. You feel like they got something on you. They looking at you a certain way off the wall.
Starting point is 01:16:44 You're right. And then you putting a line in a song. I'm not saying that she wasn't within her right. I'm saying you got to be ready for the. Whatever. Whatever come with that. Yeah, what comes after that? That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:16:57 True. Especially when I'm the one that was holding you down. That's why. I was the one that was there for you. I ain't going to lie. This son is on my back. I gotta go put a t-shirt on.
Starting point is 01:17:07 I try to be cute. I mean, we might. I try to be cute. You want to pull the thing down a little bit? No, no, no. It's beautiful back there. It is stunning. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 01:17:12 Windows ain't the cleanest. Shitting on these other pods. That background, gotta leave it there just for the other pods. It does look really, really good. The windows is clean. A little streaky. A little streaky.
Starting point is 01:17:25 I'm just saying. They didn't use the newspaper. Wow. They didn't use the newspaper. They didn't hit the JVP, man. Wow. This is just to be all right. They just hit that shit
Starting point is 01:17:32 with some regular Windex on tissue. Word. They're like rain dried on that shit. I told y'all, man. Some months we do good as a business.
Starting point is 01:17:39 Some months... Hey, y'all, get the fuck out of here. Some months it's down. Stabs and floods. I know. Yeah, come on, man. Some months you get it off.abs and flogs. It'd be bad. Yeah, come on, man. Some months you get it off. Other months we don't have money.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Come on. Yeah, we do. Money's getting tight around July. All right. All right. I got change. Okay. All right, I got change.
Starting point is 01:17:59 I got change. I need it. I need it. I need it. We'll be done way before that anyway. And we're back with an outfit change. And we are back. I had to take my beautiful sweater off.
Starting point is 01:18:11 We're no longer twinning. Because, yeah, it's hot as fuck. Hot as a fuck. See, look. Look at Mel. Look at Mel's story. I purposely have not clicked Mel's story since she called out for days. Because I don't want to read it.
Starting point is 01:18:23 What days are you talking about? All of the days since I've out for days. Because I don't want to read it. What days are you talking about? All of the days since I've seen you last. Since I've seen you last, I received a click on your story. Same thing I do to my girl when me and her are going through it. No, I'm not looking at none of that shit. You're not going to see my name. At all.
Starting point is 01:18:39 So I click on mail shit. It says, does anyone want to come on holiday with me? I'm thinking of going to the Bermuda Triangle and just fucking disappearing. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah, but coming off of not being here, it looked like. Stop it, man.
Starting point is 01:18:57 You are. Stop it, man. You get that? But why does everybody have to read into like every single like. That's what they do. Ten minutes ago, I said one day you screamed I'm triggered, and stormed off crying. We don't trust in your temperament enough to say, hey, this is a joke. Coming off of your, oh, it's so tough.
Starting point is 01:19:16 You know what? It's so tough working with men. You watch my stories. I routinely post really funny things. As a matter of, I do. I know. stop all right all right stop shut up Corey he really is he really is just grab a fucking mic out there yeah somebody always pick up and then it becomes an issue Corey just catch all that male woman
Starting point is 01:19:40 bullshit you be doing sometimes part of part of it being woman bullshit is us just turning a blonde out to it. Or part of it is not calling it woman bullshit. I don't know. Fuck! I tried to get us out of there. All right, no, but look, no, I love that.
Starting point is 01:19:55 I love that. What should we call it? As men. Because you do know what it is I'm trying to refer to, but maybe I am using the wrong term. So what,
Starting point is 01:20:06 because that's where I go wrong with my girl too. Oh, come on with this woman bullshit. Oh, I'm a woman. Oh, fuck. You got me. But what should we call it
Starting point is 01:20:14 as men? I think the minute that we make the distinction between woman stuff and men stuff, that's when it becomes divisive. So if we call it a discourse or we call it a dialogue
Starting point is 01:20:26 i broke one chord already okay a discourse a discourse oh man god jesus you know my problem is i'm too fucking mature that's the the fucking problem. That's really the problem. You know what I mean? I come up with these big ass fucking words and it's just like. I never thought about it that way. And then lose sight of all of them when it's time to use them. When it's time to articulate. You can't find a word.
Starting point is 01:20:58 Just memes. My whole meandering. Just memes and spiritual healer. Got it. Instagram. Spirit healer. Girls always got some fucking always got an
Starting point is 01:21:07 Instagram page that just helps them through dark times yeah what do you think mine is exactly what I'm feeling at the moment
Starting point is 01:21:13 I'm sure you know what's mine I just said spiritual healer spirit healer whatever that shit is you be watching spiritual warrior
Starting point is 01:21:21 whatever that bullshit is that's your page my girls they say it at the bottom they tell us every time my girls is Lebre, whatever that bullshit is. That's your page there. My girls is... They say it at the bottom. They tell us every time. My girls is LaBrehu.
Starting point is 01:21:28 Whatever that LaBrehu girl is that do the readings and the Zodiac. Oh, man. And she's a lot of girls' favorites. I don't know. I've never heard of her. I'll have to check it out, though. No, please. You don't need any more weapons.
Starting point is 01:21:41 I'll have to check it out. You need not another weapon or Instagram. I want to find a way to delete Instagram off your phone remotely from my house. Lock you out of your shit? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:49 God damn it. Here's the thing is I don't take story too seriously. You know, I post memes up there. Sometimes, you know, like I post Daisy and whatnot, but it's just like,
Starting point is 01:21:58 it's like not serious. It's like a fleeting thought. You know what I'm saying? That's not how that works. How does it work, Mr. Technology? That was condescending. Tell me how it works
Starting point is 01:22:10 then. When you post shit like that, people read into it. They're waiting for you to post so they can read into it. Mel knows exactly what she's doing. At no point did she even come, because I was home waiting for her to just step out there and say, Mel's active in the story. At some point she's going to say, hey, come on, guys.
Starting point is 01:22:26 I'll be right at work the next time. And no, I don't know where y'all are getting any of this from. Don't act like you don't fucking love it. Don't act. I know you do. I love it so much, I almost did it. I almost called. I almost called. I was like, hey, never mind. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:22:42 I do love it. I do love it. You love it, too, is what you're saying? I'm learning. I do love it you love it too is what you're saying I'm learning I'm learning she loves this shit I'm learning what's happening
Starting point is 01:22:52 what else more relationship news more relationship news who else is fucked up Mel what was we talking about Meg we were talking about
Starting point is 01:22:59 Meg and Party they released the the driver's the driver's affidavit now is that new or old? That's new. That's new. That was dated like this week or last week.
Starting point is 01:23:10 So now why is that new? Why didn't we speak to him during the trial? Because he went missing, right? He went missing. Yeah, he went to Africa, right? He showed up. It was like the day before closing argument started. He showed up at the courtroom ready to testify or whatever,
Starting point is 01:23:23 and they didn't want to put him on the stand. The prosecution said they weren't prepared for him. And then they also said if he were to testify, it would stretch things past the holidays. And everybody said, never mind. Who cares if we're getting some justice? We can't drag justice. So then why didn't the defense say, yes, we want to put him up there?
Starting point is 01:23:43 There's a lot of questions about what the defense didn't do. Wow. There's a lot of questions. Got it. In the affidavit, I don't know that it really said anything that would change much. About public opinion? We're not really talking about public opinion right now, right? No, we're not talking about public opinion.
Starting point is 01:24:01 We're talking about facts of the case. Well, with the affidavit, of course they filed for another appeal under habeas corpus. And it's being considered. I got that from Milagro. Did anybody else say that? She posted the actual, I saw the actual paperwork. See what I mean? No, the actual paperwork, though.
Starting point is 01:24:21 The actual court paper. People log in. They have to log into that court system shit. And anything that's filed, you can see it. I trust her to do her due diligence. Yeah. I did see it. I just don't trust me to do it.
Starting point is 01:24:31 Yeah, I'm not doing it. I'm going to be honest with y'all. I don't. I got a loan at Primer already. This is like, I want Playboy 2, though. That's it? I want Playboy 2. I'm sure.
Starting point is 01:24:40 And I want Chicks Tape, whatever's next. Chicks Tape 6, 7, whatever it is. I do want that. Playboy 2, I know is done. I don't know about the Chicks Tape, whatever's next. Chicks Tape 6, 7, whatever it is. I do want that. Playboy 2, I know it's done. I don't know about the Chicks Tape, though. This is the case that will never go away. For sure. This is the case that won't go away.
Starting point is 01:24:53 Thank you, Tubi. We'll get to y'all in a second. Yeah. Tubi's the best shit ever, yo. Yeah, I don't know. I'm getting Tubi now. I keep telling y'all. I was mad I didn't have Tubi.
Starting point is 01:25:02 I came in here and tried to tell my brothers. You did. And sister. You need Tubi and Zeus. I tried. Let's see mad I didn't have Tubi. I came in here and tried to tell my brothers and sister, you need Tubi and Zeus. I tried. You didn't work that day. Oh. You came that day. I remember him saying that.
Starting point is 01:25:16 Anywho. But yeah. In the affidavit, he said that they were both struggling with the gun. He didn't see who shot it. Yeah. So. More so. He said it so more so he said more he said a little more he insinuated that Kelsey went and got the gun which is what a lot of people have been saying
Starting point is 01:25:34 and he pulled Meg and then Tori was like you said tussling with her I've heard that from niggas that was involved in the night that's been the story that's been going around. I don't know if that changes much for his charges. I don't think it do.
Starting point is 01:25:50 All it sounds like is she should probably be in jail too. Again. Well, she got immunity. Yeah, that's the bull. That's where you go. I would have put everything on her head at that trial if I'm to worry. In my defense. She got immunity.
Starting point is 01:26:04 I'm firing at her. It was her. I thought that was the play. Me too. I don't know why they didn't do it it was her she's from Houston that's what they do out there I really thought that was the play they tried to insinuate it without saying yeah no nigga her I'm going home I'm sick of this case. I'm so tired. I don't even... I don't want to be the guy that says, I don't care if we ever get justice because that's foul.
Starting point is 01:26:30 But I really am sick of hearing about this case. I think we will never fully 100%. Everybody's going to have their opinion. I don't think we're ever going to know with like definitively what happened that night. Nor do I think I'll think about this on my deathbed either. At all.
Starting point is 01:26:44 I'm not going to think about this next year. Yeah. I don't think I think I'll think about this on my deathbed either. At all. I'm not going to think about this next year. I'll think about it on my regular bed. That's why I'd be mad. I'll think about it in the car. On my regular bed. Yeah, on the couch. I don't even want to think about it on this couch anymore. Easy chair.
Starting point is 01:26:57 Recliner. I am tired of this case. Photon. Folding chair. Yeah, no, it's true. I don't want to hear about it. I guess that's why I'm mad at them, because I have moved on from the shit
Starting point is 01:27:06 and then here they come popping up with some shit. Well, as long as Tory's in jail and keeps filing appeals, it's constantly going to be in the news cycle. So we're going to hear about it every time he files an appeal. And there are people that still constantly say
Starting point is 01:27:19 he's innocent because he didn't shoot her. And that's a loud scream. I'm on that side of the fence. I'm with that scream. Yeah, I'm with that scream. But the problem is that's not what he was charged with. And they don't understand that. So every little piece that comes out is saying, ha, see, we told you he didn't shoot her.
Starting point is 01:27:37 Well, that's why my fight is with what she's doing in the court of public opinion. The charge may stand because that wasn't the charge. But in the court of public opinion, she continues to stand because that wasn't the charge. But in the court of public opinion, she continues to say, he shot me. He shot me. That says that a man pulled out a weapon
Starting point is 01:27:51 with the intent to fire at you. I don't believe that. There's a lot of people that don't believe that. In spite of what your little Hulu doc said, I don't give a fuck about your Hulu doc.
Starting point is 01:28:02 You watched it too. I have a brain. But I have a brain. But I have a brain. They can't just tell me anything and my brain don't start working as someone with some experience in the world. You can't do that to me.
Starting point is 01:28:16 Shit. Anyway. Anyway. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. I got thoughts and prayers for y'all. It's my son's birthday.
Starting point is 01:28:23 I don't give a fuck. All right, fuck it. Let's just cover all the trials. Did y'all see the Jonathan Majors video? Oh, man. Did I? Watch the repeat for a minute. Yeah, slow motion.
Starting point is 01:28:34 You had to. He's a track star. Where was he running? Away from her. Far. Away from her. She was keeping her head up. She had a little dirt.
Starting point is 01:28:43 Until she wasn't. That's what I said. I said, see, that's the problem with you psychostalkers. You got to be in as good a shape as the nigga that was in Creed. The nigga that was in Creed has been training. I got a little bit more endurance over here. I can go. Yeah, he turned that second corner.
Starting point is 01:28:58 She started huffing him. He was still on the move. Go, Jonathan. I was at home rooting for him. Run, go! Jump over the guard! I heard you, dog! Drew Glove, Drew Glove!
Starting point is 01:29:09 Yeah, no, she's still there! She's still there! Hit the alley! That's what I was saying. Shout out to Jonathan Majors, man. Y'all ever been there before? Huh? Y'all ever been there before?
Starting point is 01:29:21 Yes. Running from the girl? Yes. Yeah, I've been there before. This is where a lot of the resentment come from with niggas that seemingly be throwing some hate on women because you've dealt with that psycho girl before. Many people have dealt with that level of psycho.
Starting point is 01:29:38 Like when I saw that video, I said, oh, he had one of those psychos. And if you know that the person is one of those psychos, then a good third of all those women rules get thrown out the window. But the women never acknowledge that some of them are the psychos.
Starting point is 01:29:57 So yeah, this story could go differently than it's being publicly painted. That's true. That's where the problem is. That is true. True. To that you say? We've talked about Meg and Tori.
Starting point is 01:30:10 We've talked about Meg and Pardee. We've talked about Cardi and Offset. Now we're talking about Jonathan Majors and- And Psycho Girl. And Grace. Psycho White Girl. Yeah. The consistent thread throughout all of this is-
Starting point is 01:30:21 And white girls with short hair. White girls with short hair. White girls with short hair. Don't just laugh over it. I don't, again, I can't speak to the level of psychosis that a woman has.
Starting point is 01:30:32 Didn't single white female cut her hair? Y'all probably too young for that. No. Don't do that. I think single white female cut her hair
Starting point is 01:30:39 when a girl cut her hair. She styled her hair to look exactly like her. And now she's a white girl with a short haircut. Yeah. And that is, y'all think Jada Pinkett is bad.
Starting point is 01:30:48 Keep his wife name out your mouth. The short hair girls, we do have to have a talk about them at some point. I'm trying to think who else. You guys are going to have to I don't know what happens. Short hair makes you crazy? You might be right. Just basically saying that there's a lot of gray area
Starting point is 01:31:04 all of it spilling out into the public sphere but there's so much gray area of the stuff that we don't know you know what I'm saying there's like in terms of the microaggressions and all the shit that happens that compiles up into like the moment where everything fucking explodes that's what we're seeing we're seeing the explosion and we're all like pontificating about who's crazier, who's the crazier one in the situation. It's just all muddy water. You know what I'm saying? So when I look at the Jonathan Majors situation,
Starting point is 01:31:30 what I'm seeing is I'm seeing a guy who's literally trying to avoid a physical conflict. That's what I'm saying. But I've all- So how's that muddy water? Huh? What's muddy about that water? What's muddy about is the state of their relationship
Starting point is 01:31:43 and how it even got to that point. That's the muddy water. Who cares if you see somebody actively running away from somebody? Because we, there's also the car. There's also what transpired in their car.
Starting point is 01:31:52 There's all this, but I've been. The guy that's beating up the girl is not also trying to run away from the girl. You forget, I'm the one that came in here and was team Jonathan Majors
Starting point is 01:32:02 from start. That's true. What does that mean? Meaning that I have always been on the side of, I think that Jonathan Majors is being maligned in this situation.
Starting point is 01:32:13 We have to wait for all of the facts to come out. So I've been on the side of, on his side. You have? Yeah. I'm with you.
Starting point is 01:32:22 You did say that. So I'm just saying there's just like a consistency, like in terms of like the theme of what we're talking about in terms of relationship. Waters get muddy when we start talking about people's relationships and the explosions that we witness, but not everything that is like the lead up to it.
Starting point is 01:32:38 All of like the minute things that add to what it becomes. Okay. But now, if that was reversed no in this situation i think he's running to protect himself he was a thousand percent that's that's what i see that's okay that's what i see that's my answer to this is that is what i see okay yeah that's what it looked like like i said that's somebody that's been there before. So they didn't call out the psycho white girl? So you're saying you don't know
Starting point is 01:33:08 what got her to that point? I, because I don't know her. We don't have to, but if she, if I'm fearful enough, that's why I asked you, if this is reversed
Starting point is 01:33:18 and a woman is running from a dude, we're not going to sit there and say, well, what happened to get to that point? It's going to be,
Starting point is 01:33:22 yo, she's clearly trying to get away from this nigga. I get it. And I'm not going to'm not gonna say that sounds like you're playing both sides no I'm not gonna say that I agree with her actions I'm not gonna say that at all I am then say I disagree I disagree with how she handled herself but in the throes of like that level of emotion and hysteria and stuff like that I think that it's really reductive to call somebody a psycho. And again, I am been team Jonathan Majors,
Starting point is 01:33:50 but I get maybe it's a little triggering. No, she's psycho. That's some psycho shit. She's psycho. I know that women have a problem, some women have a problem with being called psycho or crazy, but some of that shit is psycho and crazy.
Starting point is 01:34:05 Chasing someone that clearly wants to get away from you, regardless of your gender, is psycho shit. Even if it's in the name of love. Yeah. It's psycho and crazy, and there are better ways to deal with problem management. There's better ways to troubleshoot.
Starting point is 01:34:18 Agreed. If I got to run away from you, That's bad. and I know I could physically overpower you, there is some psychosis there if I'm I'm afraid I'm chasing my partner in the street
Starting point is 01:34:30 who just came off of the biggest movie in his career he's recognizable he's famous I am not playing my part I'm putting all of that
Starting point is 01:34:38 right I'm not in my room no it's funky like it's it's it's messy it's like it's super messy again this is not in defense it's funky. Like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's messy. It's like, it's super messy.
Starting point is 01:34:45 Again, this is not in defense. It's just the word psycho is, is, is to me is like super reductive because we don't. I'm trying to reduce her. Got it. I'm trying to figure out why you not trying to reduce her. Some people don't do that. Some people don't want to call you psycho. Like, oh, you got to be diagnosed
Starting point is 01:35:06 and I don't know what else happened. But that's some crazy shit. That's some psycho shit. That's some crazy shit. I think because as a woman, a lot of times when you are emotional, even to the smallest degree, I'm not...
Starting point is 01:35:16 I know what she does. It's a thing. Oh God, here we go. Here we go. I know what I see go I see the lane As a woman any emotional reaction You get labeled psycho Crazy and it's triggering
Starting point is 01:35:33 But this isn't just funny I know She almost got me Pass the fucking ball Pass the ball She almost got me Pass the fucking ball This is the got me. God damn, pass the fucking ball. This is the part of the pod where I normally stare at Ish.
Starting point is 01:35:49 Like, stare Ish into oblivion. And make it look just like this. Because he'll about to say something. No, he tries to look straight and not look at me. Nope. And that makes me laugh. And it makes me do it. We're going to get completely off of that.
Starting point is 01:35:59 There we go. There we go. We out of there. But there was some more funny video. Hey! There was. This there was some more funny video. Hey! It was. This one offended me personally. Okay.
Starting point is 01:36:10 This was the Michael B. Jordan Ferrari crash. Did y'all see it? I did see it. I saw it. As a Jersey resident, a Newark, being from Newark, he grew up in Newark. We got the will in Newark. Don't do that. We got the will. That looks like regular Jersey driver shit to me.
Starting point is 01:36:27 And bulls apparently, right? Nah. You got bulls while you're parading your Serato? There are bulls. There's a loose bull in Newark. On the subway track. Y'all do some nuthead shit. We didn't do that. I don't know where that fucking bull came from. It came from Newark. He was on the path.
Starting point is 01:36:44 That's a Newark bull. A fucking bull running downtown Newark, What's y'all shit called? The path. He was on the path. He was on the path train. That's a Newark bull. A fucking bull running downtown Newark, bro. That is crazy. And none of y'all shot him. He breathing. He alive. Nobody had fresh Angus. That's crazy to me, bro.
Starting point is 01:36:56 He's the one that got smoked with him. Jersey City niggas would have ended that, but go ahead. Go ahead. That ain't good. Yeah, for real. Deep roasted that nigga. Put him in the pit underground. Jersey City niggas would have cooked him with a lighter.
Starting point is 01:37:11 A little 14-hour roast. Everybody put a lighter right out and cook this Angus. All right, what was he saying now? No, some of the Ferrari crash, man. He racing some dude on the highway. Wait, is that what he was doing? It wasn't even a highway. It was a street. It was a street on the highway. It was a street.
Starting point is 01:37:25 It was a street. Excuse me. It was a street. He was racing on a street? He was racing another Ferrari. I didn't see nobody else racing. Oh, no? No.
Starting point is 01:37:31 There's a Ferrari right next to him. And right as they took off, he just side-swiped a bunch of parked cars. There's got to be something. There's got to be a level of wealth you get to where you do that.
Starting point is 01:37:43 Just start driving races on the street? Oh, no. Nigg you do that. Start driving races on the street? Oh no, niggas do that. They just don't have Ferraris. Rest in peace to Paul Walker. Rest in peace to Paul Walker. The type of guy I am when I
Starting point is 01:37:58 read about certain deaths, I'll try to not do what was fatal in the story. If I read a story that say, hey, this dude drove his Porsche or his vehicle at 175 miles per hour and lost control or the car overreacted or crashed. Nothing about reading that makes me say, I'm going to give that a shot. Nah, man. When you, that's ego. Ego's an I'm going to give that a shot. Nah, man. When you, that's ego. Ego's an adrenaline start going, especially when you think.
Starting point is 01:38:29 There's a traffic light right there. Look, there's a stoplight. I'm speaking from a nigga that has done that. There's a stop sign coming. I have done that. Yeah, but you did it like. You did it in PA or somewhere. No, I didn't.
Starting point is 01:38:40 Where you was at? Coming across the skyway from Jersey City to Newark In a SL600 V12 Oh yeah Good dummy too Get you off the street Racing Get you off the street
Starting point is 01:38:51 That was We used to call that shit The Autobahn Where you come out The Highland Tunnel And you shoot across It was a straight shot I did that too
Starting point is 01:38:56 That was You getting it off Right over there But yeah I've done it But even over there There's that curve It's a curve
Starting point is 01:39:03 You just gotta know That curve is coming You gotta know how to drive That curve is coming. You got to know how to drive. That curve is coming. No, you got to know the road. The road is going to do some shit. You have to know how to drive, though. You should not drive a vehicle at that speed.
Starting point is 01:39:13 Without knowing what to anticipate. On local streets. Shouldn't make it go that fast. That's why we'll never get a motorcycle. Real talk. Same. I know me. I've always said if I get a bike,
Starting point is 01:39:23 or if I do, it's going to be one of them big slow shits. Yeah. The cruisers. Yup. The kind of the old niggas where he's just playing music all day. It's one of those.
Starting point is 01:39:30 The shit with the big trunk thing on the back. Yeah, all that shit with the saddle side on it. Got a sandwich in the back. Yeah, the whole shit. Sitting there, my shit got a screen on it.
Starting point is 01:39:37 Fucking door. Yeah, the big seat that you can't fall off. Yeah, yeah, you can't even fall off the seat. If I got a bike, I would end myself just doing some dodo shit.
Starting point is 01:39:45 I always wanted a bike. A man got a fucking Suzuki Gixxer. His fucking dad say 260 on it. Yeah, see. I know me. I wouldn't want to go no 260 on a bike. You probably can't hit 260 in it, but I know me. I wouldn't want to go two on a bike.
Starting point is 01:39:59 I know me. I'm going to sit there and say, oh, it's a straightaway. Ain't no cars coming. Yeah, let me, oh, let me, oh, I'm getting there. Let me see what I can do. Dog oh it's a straightaway ain't no cars coming yeah let me oh let me oh i'm getting there let me see what i can do dog it's over at a buck 30 things start happening differently in the vehicle and your response and how your car is handling wind and just uh probably around like 120, somewhere in that range. 130, 140. I did 150.
Starting point is 01:40:26 In America, 130. 154 was the fastest. You okay? I'm fine. I mean, debatable. Fine, bro. That explains a lot. That's why you are the way you are.
Starting point is 01:40:38 No, well, yeah. I won't do that shit again. Yeah. Bro, you can't even feel vibration. Word. Yeah, exactly. That shit be too smooth smooth and the car felt like it was like sales sl600 brand new so it was like i'm riding on air show off it wasn't mine
Starting point is 01:40:52 oh that's the bad part nobody asked me about my own shit well women can't drive how fast 160 sit down i was driving a bugatti on the 95 we care. Yes, that shit took off like a rocket ship. It was very scary. So I was like, whoa, can't handle this. Why you got a stunt on, niggas? Well, because I had to let you know what the car was. Was it your car? Shut up.
Starting point is 01:41:15 So it wasn't your car and it wasn't your car? No, that's a stupid part purchase. How much money, y'all? They're poor people around. With your broke ass. These niggas in there telling stories from somebody else's car.
Starting point is 01:41:28 What a bunch of bums. So what? So what? What a bunch of losers. I never got it. Shut up. You've never seen it again. I never,
Starting point is 01:41:37 I didn't like it actually. She didn't see that, she didn't see that other car get either. I'm playing, I'm sorry. Wow. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:41:44 It was right there at the rim. I hadn't been just... You had to know you was coming into some jokes. Yeah. It's the light jokes. We got other ones. Anywho.
Starting point is 01:41:52 Nah, man. That drop made me think about something. Fuck y'all ahead of time. What? Let me queue it up again. Can I get that? Can I get y'all?
Starting point is 01:42:01 I'm so glad Isha not here. So a report came out that Red Lobster is now operating at a loss. It's like $11 million quarterly loss because they brought endless shrimp back. And they're realizing that people are eating way more shrimp than they anticipated. So they're losing money. I was proud of that because I have partaken in the endless shrimp festivities
Starting point is 01:42:28 quite a few times since it's been back. And I'm getting my money's worth. Wait, wait, you currently go to Red Lobster and get some endless shrimp? Oh, nigga, I might go to Red Lobster when I leave. I'm going to tell you how I order. He is such a cool. I order like my three different styles. And then as I finish, I'm like,
Starting point is 01:42:43 bring me these four. And I just keep them coming. Yeah. That sounds... Speaking of cooking, if you hear some crackling in the background... Getting Joe Burgers.
Starting point is 01:42:56 The real ones. The real ones. The original. The real ones. Oh, fuck y'all. That's my dad who stopped by. Shout out to Pops. Shout out to Pops.
Starting point is 01:43:04 With some Joe Burgers. Probably won't go to Red Lobster after this. They got early shrimp. See if he lost his touch. Damn, I can't ever get nobody to go with me. For the audience out there, I also let him know that we do have an open microphone available. It's right there. If ever he wants to sit down and share anything, I know y'all been asking to see him and he's
Starting point is 01:43:21 been here a lot, but y'all might not know, now is a bad time. Oh, man. He can't come to town now. Anything good? That's all I can say. He can't come to town now. Getting in trouble on the podcast. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:34 Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got to be careful with these mics. Yeah. See, the thing about these mics that I learned is what you say in these mics, people actually hear it. Loud, clear. Like a bunch of people. Yeah, yeah. That's the part that I didn't really connect that first. Then they start sharing it around. Yeah people actually hear it. Loud, clear. Like a bunch of people. Yeah, yeah, that's the part that
Starting point is 01:43:45 I didn't really connect that first. Then they start sharing it around. Sending it. Well, if you think, oh, this person might not hear it, but their friend heard it. Their homegirl heard it. Yep. One thing podcasting has taught me, everything that I say and feel
Starting point is 01:44:00 on Friday, I say and feel totally differently Saturday. So I feel totally different in. But you're going to be held to your Friday take. Yeah. Indefinitely. I'll be home like, no, I agree with y'all. This is like, you know when you get read your rights and anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law?
Starting point is 01:44:19 Well, also on a podcast, Mike. That's true. That's true. Plus, people like to misinterpret things a lot, too. So that's an added element. And what you meant doesn't matter. It's what they... Facts. No, you meant this. Facts. That's true. That's true. Plus, people like to misinterpret things a lot, too, so that's an added element. And what you meant doesn't matter. Facts.
Starting point is 01:44:27 No, you meant this. That's not what I was trying to say. No, that's what you said. Speaking of getting read your rights, John Morant is currently learning why you don't
Starting point is 01:44:35 run around just punching people in the face. That is true. It's not because you shouldn't do it, not because people aren't disrespectful, or not because
Starting point is 01:44:42 it's not fun. None of those are the reason why people stop doing that. You stop doing it because if you do it enough, you'll end up in court with a prosecutor asking you to walk us through punching this kid in the face in slow motion. Show us how you do it. Show me how you punch. And boy, will you look annoyed. Ja Morant looks so annoyed in court with that lady saying, show me how you throw a punch.
Starting point is 01:45:05 Come on, punch me. No, did you see when she asked him, is your jewelry real? Yes. Deadpan. I could hear it. That was the other drop
Starting point is 01:45:14 I wanted to put in. I'm a millionaire, man. I wanted to put that in too. Figured y'all would be mad at me so I didn't. May as well. He looked at her like Bitch That's what he got
Starting point is 01:45:29 I wonder how many times He said that word in his head Wow Then that same lady Asked him to pass a basketball To her Yeah She in there
Starting point is 01:45:38 This is the clown She having fun She in there having fun This is why She putting up a triple double Yeah Yeah She putting numbers on the board
Starting point is 01:45:44 She is having a blast You want to do stupid shit To end up in front of this lady This is why she put up a triple-double. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she putting numbers on the board. She's having a blast. You want to do stupid shit to end up in front of this lady? Let me show you what this lady's job is. Let's reenact all that dumb shit. Yeah, in slow-mo. He was bothered. Some worlds just shouldn't clash.
Starting point is 01:46:01 John Morant's world should not clash with this prosecutor, but he did it to himself. And she's the one who made him pay for it. So now, go through all the bullshit. Yep. Go through it. And they ain't about to charge him with nothing. They respect him. He's job and rent.
Starting point is 01:46:10 They're going to get him out of there. No, this is just... They already spoke to Adam Silver. This is all Adam Silver. Yeah, Adam Silver sent this bag in. They paid for this. Yeah, yeah. So the white lady just got to make a name for herself.
Starting point is 01:46:19 When you get in there, I'm going to put a basketball in court. I want you to demonstrate. Make sure you run that. You're going to do some annoying shit, but this is your punishment. This is it. This is what you got. Now you got to go through this. I'm Joe Berger smelling good.
Starting point is 01:46:32 They really are. They are. I keep looking over there, too. It's hard to pod with that saying. Yeah, I'm starting to hear the crisp from the pan. That's just sounding like a bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Hey, right now. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:46:44 All right, so prayers and thoughts and love, whatever the job, Moran. Yeah, a lot of thoughts and prayers. Yeah, hopefully you're fine. Grizzlies are doing horrible. Oh, shit, what do y'all think about the 90s being back in the NBA? Yo. What do y'all think about it? I'm usually a very staunch supporter of not only Draymond,
Starting point is 01:46:58 but in general a little bit of violence in the basketball court, a little bit of hard-nosed basketball. I miss that shit from the 90s. I miss the Knicks. I miss the Pistons. I miss Bruce Bowen and that. People just playing, doing some dirty shit out there. But come on, man.
Starting point is 01:47:15 Come on, man. Enough's enough. You know why? What the fuck was that that I just watched? You know why it's bullshit? Because them 90s players, they ain't try to explain it. True. They stood in their shit, yeah. But they also didn't do that goofy
Starting point is 01:47:28 fucking whatever that shit was. That wasn't even that, yeah. That shit wasn't dope. He flailed the wrong way. He said he was trying to sell the call. Yeah. Yeah. He was just, you know. That was a real bad excuse. That really was. Especially
Starting point is 01:47:43 two weeks after choking up Rudy Gobert which I liked that other one where you kicked homeboy all in the chest while he was on the floor he stomped on my man's chest
Starting point is 01:47:52 there was a period of a whole season where you was kicking niggas in the balls that was true too it was a whole season of that the little super clip
Starting point is 01:47:59 they put out with the they just had a compilation of great events oh my god I was crying I loved it yeah I loved the supercut
Starting point is 01:48:06 yeah it was crazy how long y'all think he get he's gonna have to sit for a while more than 10 yeah 15 more than 10
Starting point is 01:48:14 15 oh maybe more than that 20 piece maybe yeah sheesh like I said it'd be a quarter of a year he might just sit for a little while
Starting point is 01:48:22 yeah they said we're taking into account all of your previous behavior. And if they're doing that, 10, 15 in a row. They're going to hang you. Well, they said indefinitely. So that doesn't mean the season, does it? No, indefinitely means we haven't come up with a number yet.
Starting point is 01:48:35 Right. So it's just. Right now there is no return. Whenever we say. And then we'll come back to this revisit and give you the actual number. And some of this is punishment to the Warriors for not nipping this in the bud and handling this in the appropriate way
Starting point is 01:48:49 so that they don't have to get to the league. They do have to set an example. This is not the basketball they want. And that's the third layer of this, is they have to set an example just because they missed it so many times. Yeah. That's true, too.
Starting point is 01:49:01 Too many times did they, they missed it. They had, they, the gavel many times they missed it. I agree with that. The gavel got to come down there. I agree with that. Yeah, enough's enough. Because that's not the league that you want. Yeah, that's not the league today.
Starting point is 01:49:11 They can't sell that. It taught me it ain't just the league that don't want to see that 90s shit no more. I've changed, too. I used to love it, too, like Park said. I mean, even though as a Knick fan in the 90s, I've been on the wrong end of league punishment for fights. That's true. The Heat series. They made up the rule. Players left
Starting point is 01:49:32 the bench. We're changing the rule. Players cannot leave the bench or it's an X amount of game suspension. We was up in that series. Two's it. That was in the days where you only needed three to win. First round, I think. Fucked us. They fucked us again. yeah fucked us sure did they fucked us again
Starting point is 01:49:45 they fucked us with that band Gundy fight all of them Nick Miami fights the Knicks got fucked in but whatever I don't want to see Bill Lambert and Rick Mahor just clotheslining people
Starting point is 01:49:53 on the court well I don't mind seeing that it's just the goofy like what that was an unnecessary swing it was
Starting point is 01:50:00 like if you're gonna swing on him swing on him and stand in it stand in it yeah I swing on you motherfucker stand in it stand in it yeah I swing on you motherfuckers
Starting point is 01:50:06 spin around it's the passive aggressive way of doing it cause now you got you think you need an excuse to get out of it that's whack and corny I agree with you
Starting point is 01:50:13 that's what this is today cause you can't I'm not just gonna swing on you but I have to make it look like it was an accident oops I accidentally hit you
Starting point is 01:50:20 that's why I don't mind like the Rudy Gobert one because it's like oh no you violate I'm gonna come in here and show you what's up. That was an enforcer move. That's an enforcer move.
Starting point is 01:50:27 This right here was just some goofy shit. You didn't have to do all that. Pretty much. And dude really sold the lane on the ground. Oh, he sold you. Yeah, he sold you. He did. He really laid there for a good amount of time.
Starting point is 01:50:38 See, that's the other part. That's the other part today. Yeah, you playing with the Karens out here. Today they will sell it. If you put yourself in that boat. Shit, I was trying to find out how to say I was in one of
Starting point is 01:50:49 them cars that Michael B. Jordan hit. Where did this happen? What time? Neck hurt a little bit. Same. People will sell it. Yeah, that's enough.
Starting point is 01:51:00 You got to sit. Sorry, Jermon. Speaking of selling it. Wow. I just want to say wow to you like what a day for you to be so on point with you say wait but where you going with this I have no idea I hate you who's telling something so my self I missed the story that's what y'all do on this pod that I love. Oh, really? I missed that one. No. A word. Got it.
Starting point is 01:51:28 Cash Doll. Hey! It's the OnlyFans. Friend of the show. Cash Doll. Get that money. Is now on OnlyFans. Says she is taking on the responsibility of changing the way OnlyFans is viewed.
Starting point is 01:51:43 It is not just somewhere for porn or X-rated shit. Yes, it is. It's not, but it is. It is. I mean, if you want to have a lucrative OnlyFans. I was just going to say. I was about to say. Are you trying to make some money or not?
Starting point is 01:51:57 You can go to somewhere else and do that. Yeah. You announced it was on OnlyFans because you know the attention that comes with you even saying that you're on OnlyFans. Yeah. Because if they OnlyFans because you know the attention that comes with you being on OnlyFans. You even saying that you're on OnlyFans. Yeah. Because if it ain't OnlyFans, I'm out. Yeah. It's not.
Starting point is 01:52:10 If I sign up over there, it is Instagram pics. Somebody signed up and was like, this is what she's doing. This is what she's doing on OnlyFans. Yeah, I saw it. It was like she was doing the WAP. She was doing like some old school dance. Naked? No.
Starting point is 01:52:22 No. Fully dressed. Naked. Fully dressed. Oh, naked. You can go ahead and do the WAP. Yeah, you can do the robot, nigga. I'm going? No. Fully dressed. Naked. Fully dressed. Naked, you can go ahead and do the walk. Yeah, you can do the robot, nigga. I'm going to fuck. The dead bitch.
Starting point is 01:52:31 Plank. She'll be a corpse. I'm going to plank him back. I don't care what you're doing. Oh, man. Listen, what do we have to say to Cash Doll announcing that she's on OnlyFans now? She said OnlyFans gave her a bag for that. I bet they did.
Starting point is 01:52:47 Get your money. They're playing games over there. We just saw the dude with the Ruby Rose shit. Not even a little bit of hate. It's so not hate. I am, do not call it hate. I love cash dolls. Get your money is hate for somebody to get a big bag
Starting point is 01:53:01 for the same thing that you're doing. That's hate. No, it's congratulating her. Why would I hate? Congratulations could be hate too. Wait, Bella, you still got your OnlyFans? Yeah. Did they give you a big bag for it?
Starting point is 01:53:14 No, they did not. They didn't ask me to clean that shit up. Stop, I didn't mean it that way. It's true, they didn't ask me to clean that shit up. I wish they fucking did. But hey, you know, whatever. That's why I'm saying congratulations. I wish I'd gotten the
Starting point is 01:53:25 bag not hate congratulations from the feet pics i mean my feet are motherfucking cute we established that there was a whole transaction that happened you know involving my fucking feet there was you know but we're talking about cash doll if i manage you i would bring all the proposals back to him. You and his feet shit. Hey, listen. Charles from Connecticut says he has at least 30 bands. Ruby Rose who?
Starting point is 01:53:55 Charles got 30 bands for you to just walk on his back. Butt ass. I don't know what you're doing with these fucking feet. I'm here for it. Then fuck these feet. Get to it.
Starting point is 01:54:11 Look, get to it. Oh no, you gonna call out some more? Oh God. No, we mean on your off days. When you're not here working. I got it. This nigga take off. It's cold outside today. And they paying. I think like, get to it. I got it. I got it. This nigga take off. Oh, my God. They out there.
Starting point is 01:54:26 It's cold outside today. And they paying. I think I want to stay in. I want to stay indoors. Anyways. I want to pop in bed today. What y'all think about the Ruby Rose dude saying it was all a marketing scheme? To do what?
Starting point is 01:54:39 Did y'all finish with your cash, though? Oh, no. I just think the industry, I mean, it's funny. I mean, I know she's not going to be doing what people would expect when they heard that she's doing OnlyFans. Yeah, not for the first year. You think it's going to happen? No, I'm not saying cash doll, but I know typically when the girls say, hey, I'm not doing none of this, you just got to wait that year.
Starting point is 01:55:03 After that first year. Spice it up a little bit. No, I just, you know. I mean, they're about doing none of this. You just got to wait that year. After that first year. Spice it up a little bit. No, I just. I mean, they're body of their choice. Sure, sure, sure. Not my call. Oh, wait, I can make how much? I just got to sit around and be patient.
Starting point is 01:55:14 Oh, wait, how much? All I got to do is wait. Wait until the review guy comes in, gives us the update. And if you take it too late, all you got to do is send. Shout out to Riley. All you got to do is send a couple of emojis and a direct message to OnlyFans. They start sending you
Starting point is 01:55:26 special shit private. Hey, I never put this out. You want it? Yeah. Yeah. I got 20 bucks for you. No problem.
Starting point is 01:55:33 Hell yeah. I've been in the house for two weeks just sending $20. A little 30 feet. Expensive on OnlyFans and expensive in the New York strip club.
Starting point is 01:55:44 Totally different. On OnlyFans I'd be like New York strip club, totally different. On OnlyFans, I'd be like, $34.99. And you're doing what? Fuck it. Fuck it. All right, fuck it. I'm going to give him a little $34. I'll take that.
Starting point is 01:55:59 Fuck these strip clubs. Word. Easy. They ain't doing shit for $34. They not making you a drink for $34. I'll just say you can't get a drink. You can't get no water.
Starting point is 01:56:07 A hookah, nothing. A chair. You can't get a bottle of beer for $30. They can't look at you. You can do this right here all you want. You're not getting
Starting point is 01:56:12 nothing for $34. $34, you can just fuck out in a timely manner, actually. Actually, you get out that seat, you hold in somebody's spot that's coming to
Starting point is 01:56:18 spend some money. And that standing space. Don't even stand there. Yeah, don't stand there. Levitate, nigga. Back up. Nigga, good. Get out of here. Oh, man. I'm sorry every man was back. Yeah, don't stand in this. Levitate, nigga. Back off. Back off. Nigga, good.
Starting point is 01:56:26 Get outta here. Oh, man. I'm sorry every man was back. Yeah, thank you. Oh, but by the way, Ruby Rose is the dude who was saying it was cap and shit like that. He's doing, he's saying multiple things on different platforms. He's on a totally different platform bragging about his level of wealth. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:42 Yeah. Yeah. He was not on any platforms before this. Yeah. No, I know. Now I'm lit. I say whatever I want.
Starting point is 01:56:49 Nah, that's got to fly. And I got money. I blew up. I'm just going to go say a bunch of shit. I'm going to change the story at all of these pods. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:57 Nothing you can do about it. Hey, I like that better than you go tell the same story at every pod. Facts. Yeah. Parsons. Switch it up a little bit.
Starting point is 01:57:05 Now I'm going to go over here and get some shit off over here. Exactacts. Yeah. Switch it up a little bit. Now I'm going to go over here and get some shit off over here. Exact opposite over there. Y'all figure it out. I don't give a fuck. I'm lit. 60 grand for the Ruby Rose. On another pod. On another pod we'll talk. We can't do it here. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:57:19 60 grand for the Ruby Rose. Why don't we invite her up here? Why? For what? Because she got 60 grand in the Ruby Rose. Why don't we invite her up here? Why? For what? I don't know. Because she got 60 grand in her pocket. Okay. All right. Maybe to ask her.
Starting point is 01:57:33 There go that mixie jumping out at you. You're trying to network. She can't even control the mixie. She says, why don't we invite Ruby Rose? You could do it from your OnlyFans and be like. Why would we ever want to be able to invite Ruby Rose? Oh, my God. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:57:50 That is fucked up of you to say. What, you don't think that she has anything else to offer? Look where you just went. Look where you just went. Why would we have her up on this pod? Yeah, that's a valid question. Okay. Look, you want to invite all the girlies right
Starting point is 01:58:05 listen you and Angie do that shit on your own time sure that's hate who else was up there who else was up there you and uh get that nigga mouth
Starting point is 01:58:17 that's fucking hate get him wait who was up there you and Jess is hilarious go do that shit whenever you're on your own time
Starting point is 01:58:24 wait what are you talking about what was up there the women and Jess is hilarious. Go do that shit whenever you're on your own time. Wait, what are you talking about? Who was up there? The women's empowerment shit, you and Andrew Lowe? Sherry. Oh, yeah. June. Nice. Lola Brooke.
Starting point is 01:58:37 You keep on hating? I hate her. I don't do that shit up there. Okay. Look at Ice. See, look how Ice turned on me. Right? I love Ice because he gets to just turn on whoever. I get out of there. Okay. Look at Ice. See, look how Ice turned on me. Right? I love Ice because he gets to just
Starting point is 01:58:45 turn on whoever. I get out of there, bro. I keep trying to tell y'all to get out of there. Y'all stay there and then have to deal with the consequences. She lean right into June and this woman disrespect her and disrespect her. What do you think of her? How about her? Disrespect us all. Mr. Woman Votron.
Starting point is 01:59:05 What else? Whatron. What else? What else? What else? What else is important up there? Yeah, that's right. That's right. Look at you. We took a little break
Starting point is 01:59:14 to eat some Joe Burgers. Slamming. Thanks, Pop. Thank you, Pop. Ice looked to the side and said, oh, y'all still sitting down ready to work. Well, yeah,
Starting point is 01:59:20 your little kitchen crew ain't here. I was still eating. Flip-ish, all of the kitchen mongers The niggas that just hang around the microwave Know what it is Mel's in the kitchen crew too I am so not
Starting point is 01:59:32 Please Mel stop Mel you don't know Routinely just sitting here I'm routinely sitting here You do sit there a lot But you hang out in the kitchen a lot too When she's eating
Starting point is 01:59:44 You know nothing about yourself. When I'm making a coffee, when I'm making a tea, or heating up some food and actually eating it. When you're standing in front of the microwave eating your food with your ass out. Yeah, that one. Yeah, when you're bending it out in front of the microwave, just stand there for a minute long and it's only the microwave. The microwave's low. It's not up high. I got you, man.
Starting point is 02:00:01 Yeah, fuck out of here. I ain't falling for none of that shit alright is there anything else that they acting up on the internet they are
Starting point is 02:00:11 I'm telling you something I see it they going crazy this was such a great day to have a calm pod and a calm weekend every time I look at my phone
Starting point is 02:00:20 there's some more shit happening they going crazy Nick and Cardi Nicky and Cardi is firing at each other about their husbands. Yeah. Report on it. Go ahead.
Starting point is 02:00:31 Who? I wasn't even bringing it up. Well, I mean, you got to bring it up because it's our gig, but I don't have nothing to say about it. Me neither. That's out of man podcast gossip land. Yeah. There you go. See, the women
Starting point is 02:00:47 can get catty with the fight. Facts. And that's normally who wins, the cattiest girl. Men can't do that.
Starting point is 02:00:56 Once y'all start including the husbands, that's past man law. Very far. Which is why we hired a woman. Take it away, Bill. What do you think? Fuck that. Fuck that. What do you think, Bill? Very far. Which is why we hired a woman. Take it away, Mel. What do you think?
Starting point is 02:01:06 Fuck that. Fuck that. What do you think, Mel? Fuck that. No, Mel had a rough week. New y'all motherfuckers and I. Had a rough couple weeks.
Starting point is 02:01:12 Mel didn't talk about nobody for the rest of the year. No. You get a pass, Mel. Thank you. You can just talk about the beef with the mailman and shit.
Starting point is 02:01:20 No, he didn't do that. Then we had a postal service up our ass. No, he cool. Then she'd be in the corner crying about the mail being late How could that mailman Do this to me
Starting point is 02:01:29 All I said was Alright what up What up There is some more shit going on Oh the lyric girl That we highlighted Is now kicking our back in Is she
Starting point is 02:01:40 Ice what do you think about that Yeah she is The lyric girl That highlighted all of the statutory rapey problematic lyrics that we also highlighted is now shitting on us because we didn't say her name. Oh, I didn't know her name. And our take, when Joe was like, no, we got to get her off the internet. Like, of course, joking on an entertainment broadcast.
Starting point is 02:02:01 We're laughing about it. That's the problem with some of you young earthy hoes. Oh, man. What? All they know is young earthiness. They don't have the experience to know or even fathom another POV. And that'd be my problem with some of this shit. She highlighted it.
Starting point is 02:02:21 I liked it. We highlighted it. It is an issue in hip-hop it is and now because we didn't highlight you we get our back kicked in even though we agree with the message all of that's nasty shit these people think that they are bigger than the cause they represent it's also it speaks to today though well you know with everybody living in this social that applies to somebody else too i. I ain't going to say it. Please don't.
Starting point is 02:02:45 I'm never going to say it. I know what you mean. I'll never say it again. But today, it's a lot about the credit, too. So people, you know, a lot of people get their shit stolen. You know, they get their thoughts stolen, their ideas stolen. So in her instance, in her case, not to speak for her, but there are people that create things and highlight things
Starting point is 02:03:05 and then somebody else come and attach and your shit is gonna get stolen and plagiarized and all types of shit but again today that's it
Starting point is 02:03:13 it's big about yo give me my credit for that I did that oh please please it's just the time we in today
Starting point is 02:03:20 please we're gonna highlight it but at the end of the day we're on MC Light's side what the fuck is she talking about I was trying to do the math we in today. Please. We're going to highlight it, but at the end of the day, we're on MC Lyte's side. What the fuck is she talking about? I was trying to do the math. We're not choosing you. How old was I when she...
Starting point is 02:03:30 We're not choosing you over MC Lyte, lyric girl. Could it be? Damn. You're part of the problem. That'll fix me up. Hey, Newsflash, I've never cared about
Starting point is 02:03:43 being part of the problem. Most times, you of the problem. Most times, I'm the core of the problem. I am the root of the shit. The problem begins with me. It wasn't even a problem until you got to here. Yeah, that don't bother me at all. Y'all and all the Christians typing that shit to me. Anyway.
Starting point is 02:04:09 Yo, hip hop will get you in beef with everybody. Word. It don't matter. Holy shit. What else, what else, what else? Nicky Khan, leaving that. Yeah, I'm done with that. I ain't touching that.
Starting point is 02:04:21 Kanye is just, I'm off of him too now. That's how phony I am. I'm done with him. I just want the music, man. I just want the music. of him too now. That's how phony I am. I'm done with him. I just want the music, man. I just want the music. He going too crazy. That's all I want. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:28 He keep trying to trick us. It's going to leak, though. So I'm cool. It'll leak. I only want to hear from him over a beat. All this other shit he talking about with, yes, Jules Taylor. Oh, my God. I was shocked to see Cudi there.
Starting point is 02:04:44 Yo, what a nasty way to have a billion dollars. Bruh. That nigga makes a billion look nasty and icky. Nah. He don't make a billion look good. He run around barefoot, no socks. Honestly, he do make the billion look good. How?
Starting point is 02:05:01 Because it looks like, fuck you, I'm doing whatever the fuck i want well i'm down for that freedom that's that's literally what i don't like i don't like what he does with his freedom he looked like i'm wearing what i want i say what i want i go what i want i pop up what i want none of y'all can tell me shit i like new slave kanye put the invisible shackles back on him hey hey contrary to popular belief I kind of was feeling Adidas yay. I might not agree with all the shit that Kanye say, but I do like that he got the balls to say it.
Starting point is 02:05:33 I disagree with most of that shit he say, but I do like the fact that he says it. But he's sounding nuts now. I knew he wasn't going to let the beef die. He wasn't going to let... You think the Jewish shit was just going to come and go? He's on to them. I knew he wasn't going to let the beef die. He wasn't going to let...
Starting point is 02:05:45 You think the Jewish shit was just going to come and go? He was going to find a way to attach that shit to his next album. Did you hear what he said? His top three... Never mind. Don't say it here. I don't know. Don't say none of what he say.
Starting point is 02:05:55 Yeah, please. Please, Lord. Careful when this album comes out. Great. Got to skip, make sure I don't play the wrong song or something. Won't be no sleepers off that album. I'm not playing it. Start rapping along
Starting point is 02:06:07 and be like, oh shit, wait, hold up. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, that shit's the new nigga.
Starting point is 02:06:15 What? Go ahead and catch yourself outside. I just, Jewish, wait, what? You can't say,
Starting point is 02:06:20 sing that out loud in every party. And drop the beat out. He did that. That's what I'm saying, he did that. I got every party. And drop the beat out. He did that. That's what I'm saying. He did that. I got my own engineer. Turn the beat on.
Starting point is 02:06:29 Drown that shit. Hey, turn the beat extra loud on that bar right there. I'm saying. That's the billion, though. Did you or Parks ever sing Magic Stick in the club? Yes. Yeah, probably. Yeah, definitely, actually.
Starting point is 02:06:44 Yes. I've heard it probably recently. Come on now. magic stick in the club yes probably Kim's part I go a lot of you. Kind of bubble around with that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. But then I get into it. Kim got a few songs that as men we shouldn't have sung, but we sung them. Facts. All them shits on that first. The whole verse. I dig the knives.
Starting point is 02:07:17 Like, oh my God. Fuck, fuck, neither do I, but. That's very catchy. That's shit. Fair. That's very catchy. That's very catchy. The first line on that album. These young girls, they are melodic. The first line on that album. These young girls, they are melodic.
Starting point is 02:07:28 The first line on the album. I used to be scared of it. Hey, now throw lift in the shade. Look at Mel a little laugh. Look at Mel. I'm forever catching a strain. Oh, man. Those tunes were catchy.
Starting point is 02:07:48 Very catchy choruses. Yeah? Yeah, there you go. I'll tell you that one. That's how they get you. Holy shit. And Foxy's stories get me, too. Facts.
Starting point is 02:07:57 But Foxy is the one where I think it's acceptable. Like, I think all men should sing Get You Home Tonight when they come on. Her verse. Let's take it from the top. I, Fox, gets my swerve off. Floor pure rock. In the six drop. Ooh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:08:11 Don't stop. See money looking high. Yeah, what up? Yeah, that's the part when I get. I mean, I be rapping that shit to my man. I believe he pointing. Man, what up? Flirting because I dig you like that'. Man, what up? Flirtin' cause I digged you like that.
Starting point is 02:08:28 Oh my God. Me and Michael Paul was at some party in South Carolina one time. This was when we was in our we just feel the music days. Right. And we're cousins, so we ain't thinkin' like that. We were rappin' that shit to each other
Starting point is 02:08:39 in the club. We looked around. The baddies was like, ugh. The girls that was staring atdies was like, uh. The girls that were staring at us all night ready. That's what they are.
Starting point is 02:08:52 I would think about how much pussy you ruined for yourself just by butt from afar. You didn't say nothing. You didn't do nothing to your knowledge, but you did something to where she seen it and kicked you off the list. Kicked you off the pussy list.
Starting point is 02:09:06 Yeah? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Or some of your associate would did some bullshit and now- Now you can't get no pussy. Yeah, it's over for you. I bet that's happened to me a lot. I ain't going to lie. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:17 I used to be real goofy. I'm still kind of goofy. May pump it up, though. That didn't do it. That ain't do it. That ain't do it. That wasn't enough. That wasn't enough. To the niggas that ain't make pump it up?
Starting point is 02:09:32 Well, yeah. It works on them. Today, these kids still don't even know I made pump it up. I was today years old when I learned. Oh! Fuck! Let me see. Let me see.
Starting point is 02:09:44 John Moran 90s bad Draymond Michael B. Jordan John Demage This is a clusterfuck out there Yeah It's crazy
Starting point is 02:09:50 And it seems like It ain't slowing down Like usually shit Slow down towards The end of the year In fact It's the holiday season Everybody's supposed to be
Starting point is 02:09:57 In the fucking spirit That shit turned up Yeah Oh man And guess what It's about that time too What happened List time
Starting point is 02:10:04 Oh yeah Lists are starting already Yeah So it's about to time too. What happened? Lists time. Oh yeah, lists are starting already. Yeah, so it's about to get even uglier out there. Lists are starting already. Okay. It's a hard year for lists. I was having a conversation with a rapper yesterday. I'm not going to say his name.
Starting point is 02:10:16 Oh, well. No. He was like. Your brother. No. Joe. No, I said a rapper. but no we was just joking because i'm trying to convince him to drop some you know drop some music whatever oh kendrick no nigga shut up jayla and he was
Starting point is 02:10:37 he was like yo it's gonna be real interesting i want to see when these lists are popping up this year because he was like this has been the worst year for music. This is the worst year I can remember. He was like, and it's crazy because there's so many lanes in rap at this point.
Starting point is 02:10:51 So it should be good. Good. You got a lane for every type of rap there is and everybody's been trash. I just had to do my Grammy vote and it
Starting point is 02:10:59 was rough. It was just SZA and Killer Mike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't got to just stun on niggas like that though. I participate. It was just sizzling, killing Mike. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't got to just stun on niggas like that, though. It ain't a stunt. That shit's annoying.
Starting point is 02:11:07 I participate. Yeah. It's really annoying feeling all that shit out. It is. It is, because then you got a certain amount of votes,
Starting point is 02:11:13 so like, damn, I voted on something I shouldn't have. It's a pain in the ass kind of. But we always complain about the Grammys, so I'm going to participate in this shit.
Starting point is 02:11:19 Now that I have some juice, I'm going to play. Yeah, you're going to give okay. Yeah, I'm going to try to make something happen, but the lists were tough the lists were tough I was sitting there
Starting point is 02:11:29 cause usually every year I put out I do 20 like my favorite albums of the year yeah I was like I don't
Starting point is 02:11:34 couldn't even count 20 I can't get to 20 albums this year could you even get to 10 I got 4 I don't know if I can get to 10 favorite I mean I don't do that best
Starting point is 02:11:42 and I don't do all that shit I just this is what I liked I got 4 albums this year I feel like awards show season is gonna really fucking suck I mean, I don't do that best, and I don't do all that shit. This is what I liked. I've got four albums this year. I feel like awards show season is going to really fucking suck because of the strike, and because this year in music was left a lot to be fucking desired. Awards show season is going to be really fucking boring.
Starting point is 02:12:00 I totally disagree with that. I think awards season is going to be lit because of K2, fentanyl, all of the drugs. We're going to see these niggas do something stupid that they shouldn't do. We're going to see somebody wear something they shouldn't wear, say something they shouldn't say, and do something
Starting point is 02:12:17 they shouldn't do. They're going to be sneaking food in the Grammys. They're going to be doing all types of wild shit. They're going to beef with somebody. Somebody might fight before or after the awards ceremony. Robberies might be back. They gave you a year off last year, but they might be back and swoofing this year with inflation and the recession.
Starting point is 02:12:35 What else? You might find out some old tea that reignites some new shit. Oh, it's nothing but old tea dropping. That's what I'm saying. I don't think that it's just going to be an event-less award. I think she's more so talking about the actual awards. Yeah, like the categories.
Starting point is 02:12:51 What's nominated. That's what never changes. It's the personalities that do all the changing of the shit. The categories are categories. All we need is for Kanye, even if it ain't Kanye. Know what I'm really thinking about? In my head, because in my head it's more entertaining than real life.
Starting point is 02:13:07 The Grammys are saying that they really contemplating uninviting Puff. In my head, Puff keep coming. Show up anyway? He's with everybody. Deep, too. White mink.
Starting point is 02:13:20 He coming. Helicopter. Hey, y'all like what we... Yeah, yeah, Landis. Like he did the Halloween shit with the Batman shit. Yeah, yeah, disrupt all of this shit. Walk in with ass Batman. He called me. He called me. Helicopter. Hey, y'all like what we... Yeah, yeah, Landis. Like he did the Halloween shit with the Batman shit. Yeah, yeah, disrupt all of this shit. Walk in as Batman.
Starting point is 02:13:29 What a joke. Walk in as one of them. Walk in and disrupt all of that shit. Do like a... Walk in there and face your accusers. Walk right up to Ryan Leslie, somebody. All right, maybe that's too far. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:13:41 Maybe that's too far. Walk up in there and... The Will Smith slap shook the earth. Go in there in the mascot costume, the whole shit. They don't know it's you. You just in there the whole time. Yeah. Listen to who pops shit about you.
Starting point is 02:13:53 Yeah, go in there. And then take the head off pause at the end of the night. Yeah. That was me. I heard everything you said. Now. Yeah. That's my version of the Masked Singer.
Starting point is 02:14:03 That show was a real hit on Fox or wherever it is. That would shake shit up. That would. That would shake shit up. Whatever, you know. Okay, okay. Yeah, that would shake shit up. I do think we'll see something get shook up at the awards.
Starting point is 02:14:18 Now that I'm looking forward to that. We shall see. Some disruption, though. Yeah. Mel, did you have any, we talked about the Golden Globe noms. Did you have anything that stuck out to you? Who the fuck? Fucking Barbie and Oppenheimer?
Starting point is 02:14:31 Like, who's the nominees? Yeah, that's pretty much it. There really was, like, not a whole lot of shit out there this year. It's true. Cocaine Bear? The fuck? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, great movie.
Starting point is 02:14:43 I really enjoyed it. But is it, like it up for Golden Globes or Oscar or BAFTA nominations? That would be fucking crazy. That's who you'd be acting like sometimes. You cocaine deer. Cocaine chihuahua. Cocaine chihuahua Cocaine Daisy
Starting point is 02:15:07 Oh lord Cocaine Chihuahua Did you see Real quick In topics we already covered Did you see That end of the world Shit on Netflix
Starting point is 02:15:15 I mean what's the name of it Last of the world End of the world Leave the world behind No Okay No I did not watch it With Julia Roberts And Mahershala Ali?
Starting point is 02:15:26 Yes. I did not see it. Got it. Did you guys watch it? We did. Watched it, covered it, unpacked it. Got it, okay. Shit it on it.
Starting point is 02:15:33 Tossed it back and forth. Heard it was trash. That, yeah. So that's why I was just like, eh, put that at the back of the list. I was watching Murder in Boston. Okay. Did you watch Murder in Boston. Okay. Did you watch that? No.
Starting point is 02:15:47 Okay. Doc? Word? Doc. Okay. On HBO. Talk to him now. Fire.
Starting point is 02:15:53 Okay. She better not look this way. She's looking right at you. No, you was looking at me. I'm looking at her. Trying to make her look at me. The little paragraph made me not want to watch it. Why?
Starting point is 02:16:02 Boston has a history of race-related events that have led to it. All right. You ain't making me sad and depressed. I'm making you racy. With the history of Boston race-related police issues. I ain't rushing to that while I'm in bed naked. But I heard it was great. It is really good.
Starting point is 02:16:20 It's really good. Not only did I hear it was great, I apparently know somebody that is related to that case that my mom told me about. You've got to watch it. But I heard it really good. It's really good. Not only did I hear it was great, I apparently know somebody that is related to that case that my mom told me about that. You've got to watch it. But I heard it was good. No, it's really good. Yeah, but I'm watching it like at a daytime or some shit. But it's good.
Starting point is 02:16:34 I remember when the case actually happened, and it was just, it's really fascinating. Like, it's a well-told story. I'll say that. Okay. Yeah, three episodes, two episodes have dropped. The next episode I think drops like Monday or something like that. Great.
Starting point is 02:16:49 Yeah. Great. I don't think I have any other TV recommendations for the people out there. While we are on TV, we got to say rest in peace to Andre Brower. My man. Oh man. Heartbreaking. That's my man from Law and Order.
Starting point is 02:17:05 Bayard Ellis. Homicide. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. That's amazing too. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Glory. Yeah. I mean, he has a storied career.
Starting point is 02:17:17 Yeah, his character and acting performance on Homicide, though, was like one of the best ever in TV, in my opinion. And probably set me down the path of liking all the super dark murder shows, because that was early 90s, probably. Mm-hmm. Me and moms used to love that shit. I was sad seeing that one come across. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 02:17:34 I had to do a little double take. Same. Make sure it was him. Lung cancer, they said. Yeah. Rest in peace. Rest in peace to the legend, and thank you. Yeah, thank you.
Starting point is 02:17:43 Yeah, thank you, man. Mm-hmm. Damn it! I'm going back to watch Homicide. That shit was incredible. Homicide. I gotta find it. rest in peace rest in peace to the legend and thank you yeah thank you yeah thank you man damn it I'm going back to watch Homicide that shit was incredible I find it it wasn't very long lived it was like a crime show it was a
Starting point is 02:17:53 Law and Order-esque type of show check it out yeah we looking for something to watch now yeah I got two shows on Apple
Starting point is 02:18:01 that I'm watching what are you watching? Monarch is that the Godzilla shit? Yeah. That shit looks fire. Is it fire? It is fire.
Starting point is 02:18:07 And there's a movie. People were telling me Godzilla Plus One or something like that. It's supposed to be insane. Okay. They want Godzilla Me to the theater again. Oh, no. They got me. They got a new Godzilla and Kong movie coming out next year.
Starting point is 02:18:21 They got me with that, too. Trailer looked crazy. But I'm watching that one and then Slow Horses is back. Okay. I heard Slow Horses is so great. Fire. I heard it's great.
Starting point is 02:18:30 I've never seen it. It's Fargo is back. And that show is great. It's the, this one. Somebody told me to watch Fargo. It's something like, it feels like a remix
Starting point is 02:18:39 of the original movie a little bit. The story is somewhat similar to that. I'm kind of curious where they're going to take it. But the movie is an absolute classic. There's twists already to it.
Starting point is 02:18:49 That series has been great all four or five seasons it's been on. And in TV series news, Curb. Curb, man. It's coming back for one last run. Last season. 12th season. It's its final season. 12th season is a lot of seasons.
Starting point is 02:19:05 It is. And it's been good pretty much all of the 12. I mean, there's a couple little lulls in the last couple years, but man, what a series. It's going to hurt. Hurt to see it go. It is. Hurt to see it go. But there's plenty of episodes to go back and watch.
Starting point is 02:19:22 So I'm not mad. Got any part of the show for us? Let's see. Somebody might need some help. All right, I actually do. All right. From a gentleman named Mike Turner. I scrolled up for this one.
Starting point is 02:19:36 This is short, sweet, and to the point. Do remember to send in your questions to be a part of our part of the show. If they're good enough, we may even call you. Likely we won't. But let's see here. Mike Turner says, oh, oh, Scott. All right, wait.
Starting point is 02:19:55 Here we go. Please advise. I am one of the rare sauced up white boys. Parks, Tyler Hero, Jack Harlow, JT, et cetera. Okay, my fellow brother in sauce. Is it weird or racist that I find pleasure in cracking girls who only hook up with black dudes? That one and only white boy. Is that bad? Thanks. Parks. That one and only white boy.
Starting point is 02:20:26 Is that bad? Thanks. In advance. I can relate. I don't know that I ever found particular extra pleasure in that fact. It's just kind of the way things went. That's not racist. I don't think it's racist.
Starting point is 02:20:40 It's more like elitist a little bit. It's almost like. Maybe it's fetishizing. It's the opposite of racist, actually. You're trying to bring us together It's like I got somewhere That y'all can't get to Like she don't fuck
Starting point is 02:20:51 With white boys But you know what I got it So it's like I'm not bad at it It's an ego It's an ego thing Yeah
Starting point is 02:20:57 And it sounds like He really likes black girls Yeah Well you didn't specify Because I In my experience, being girls in general. Yeah, he said girls.
Starting point is 02:21:07 I would date a lot of, or sleep with a lot of white girls that usually only like black guys at one point in time in my life. So it could be any race. I wish I were able to relate. Anytime they said, hey, I don't fuck rappers, I never. You know what I mean? It's not quite the same when you when you fuck I never felt like
Starting point is 02:21:27 hey I was the rapper that got through like you don't kind of feel like that yeah I never felt that way but I
Starting point is 02:21:34 I relate he enjoys it so he wearing it like a badge of honor yeah sure I don't think it's racist it's not racist it's not racist
Starting point is 02:21:42 get all the pussy you can have at it why don't you have a blast have It's not racist. It's not racist. Get all the pussy you can. Have at it, why don't you? Have a blast. Have a slice. In the great words of Mel. Let's see here. For my sleeper, I'm playing a record, a little jammy jam called Our Eyes Only
Starting point is 02:21:59 by Amarion. Amarion, brand new album in your phone right now. Y'all know I'm part of the Ohio. So what do you want me to do? Baddest feelings hangin' in me But baby I'm impressed cause you know how to love me Your schematics, you're the baddest But you who've had it know it's magic It's that trust mixed up with passion And you can let it all go baby Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This is not for fans only Just so you know
Starting point is 02:22:47 This is for eyes only Oh-wee-oh You be bought that action, I know Don't tell me why you still ain't up close Ready, let's go Cause it's for our eyes only Oh-wee, oh-wee, oh Oh-wee, oh-wee, oh Listen, I'm here to motivate you, motivate you, motivate you I see you motivated, you getting ready And I really love this altercation We drunk and love when you stand up
Starting point is 02:23:22 You move intoxicated, ain't nothing complicated You're schematics, you're the baddest You've had it, know it's magic It's that trust mixed up with passion You can let it all go, baby Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, This is for our eyes only, only us You'll be my direction, I know So tell me where you're standing from Baby, let's go Cause it's for our eyes only Oh, we, oh, we, oh Oh, we, oh, we, oh
Starting point is 02:24:08 Oh, we, oh, we, oh Oh, we, oh, we, oh 40 seconds of electric guitar wouldn't hurt right there, Mario You had one job 40 seconds of electric guitar wouldn't hurt right there, Mario. You had one job. Just make a phone call. Brand new Amarion and record is called O.E.O.
Starting point is 02:24:34 R.I.S. Only. That's off his brand new album Full Circle Sonic Book 2 in your phone and on DSPs right this very second. Shout out to Amarion, his brother, and Watermelon. Them niggas took Freaky to a new level.
Starting point is 02:24:52 They really did. They got too freaky. Had nothing to do with nothing. Y'all didn't have to do that. You didn't have to do it. That was the freak off before puff shit. Omarion and the Watermelons. It wasn't even seedless. Some nigga was sitting there sp before puff shit. Yeah. A marion and a watermelon. Watermelon.
Starting point is 02:25:06 It wasn't even seedless. Some nigga was sitting there spitting shit out his mouth. It's tough to be sexy when you're spitting shit out your mouth. So the girlies say. Slaps knee. All right, man. I'm going to Brooklyn. Rowdy Rebel put out an album.
Starting point is 02:25:24 It's called Back Outside. It's like your fifth sleeper from that album, too. It's the first one. No, it ain't. First one. Whatever. I don't care. Look, you tried to bait me in an argument.
Starting point is 02:25:34 I don't care. No, I wasn't arguing. This record is called Posture. It features his brother, Fetty Luciano, and Fabio Foran. Yo, sweet talent, sweet talent I used to pull up on niggas on site We used to pull up on niggas on bikes Clock's to 50 seconds at the light Sparkle, quenna, tell that boy goodnight
Starting point is 02:25:59 Ain't no problems that we can't handle Niggas is mad, I'm hardly polite Put on a mask and jump on the right Push on the gas to push with the light Niggas is mad, I'm hardly polite Put on a mask and jump on the ride, push on the gas to push with the light Niggas is mad, I call niggas pussy, if you feel the way, then niggas is butt Nigga, I'm probably on 955 clocks, and if I ain't over there, I'm on the run Niggas is mad, I pull niggas cars, cause niggas ain't spinning, let's keep it a buck All my real niggas from the floors, that's out your spinning, they know what's up Now check my figgy, ayy, check my posture
Starting point is 02:26:22 Ayy, check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not with nada, ayy We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't dogy, ayy Check my posture, ayy Check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not Winata, ayy We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't do bottoms, ayy Ayy, check the news, that boy got hit up by his Prada's, ayy Man, it's the rompers, and we back on the yacht I don't care what he jack, I don't care what he frontman If they got a problem, then they get no pack I get like, y'all know about gang, like, real men niggas crash Think about his side, we did it in the past I holla at this bitch bro, they with no mask
Starting point is 02:26:46 I send a bitch to reel him in I'm with the kiddies, get him in Any minute now, waiting for a pin Gotta pray to the Lord before I sin I just came back home off a tip Leave that whole block vacant where they went Shots goin' through his window, through his tent Let him know I'm on go if they spin Check my figgy, ayy Check my posture Ayy, check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not Winata, ayy We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't dogy, ayy, check my posture Ayy, check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not with nada, ayy We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't do bottoms, ayy Ayy, check the news, that boy got head up, all his Prada's, ayy Check my figgy, ayy, check my posture Ayy, check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not with nada, ayy
Starting point is 02:27:19 We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't do bottoms, ayy Ayy, check the news, that boy got head up on his products, ayy Look, and I stopped mentionin' niggas in songs cause I got too rich Fuck it, I'm back on my shit 22 ain't been New York in a minute I look at the swipey nigga as a gimmick Nigga on a live line, stop pretendin' I won't even shoot you, nigga, we can get it I won't even tell him what happened when me and Solcerain, that nigga, the CVS
Starting point is 02:27:43 When I left, he was out cold I don't know if that nigga stopped breathing yet I seen a friend turn into an op I seen an op talking to the cops Niggas be scared going to the rock A nigga keep tweeting, put him in a box I really want him to drill Fall in, at his field
Starting point is 02:27:56 Face hot, I did it still Way before I thought I'd get a deal I never ran for my L7 Every time I got locked, I was still reppin' Boy, I need your respect and real credit Nigga, keep it a buck, I'm built different Check my figgy, ayy, check my posture Ayy, check my bop, that bitch can tell I'm not Winata, ayy
Starting point is 02:28:13 We different breeds, we frontin' on, we don't do bottoms, ayy Ayy, check the news, that boy got hit up by his Prada's, ayy Check my figgy, ayy And that record is called Posture, that's Rowdy Rebel, Fetty Luciano, and Fabio Foran off of his new Back Outside album that's in your phones right now. All right, I'm going to Queens. Bass released an album today,
Starting point is 02:28:35 which to me has the best album title of the year. Yeah, it is. We only talk about real shit when we're fucked up, which is fucking amazing as an album title. There's a bunch of heat on here. I'm playing Risk with FKJ I never thought it'd be this I'm jumping out of your arms I'm letting fall in a pit. Is this what they call the abyss?
Starting point is 02:29:06 I'm falling claw for an inch Turning a miracle mile I can recall when your lips Used to contort in the smiles Bright as the sun, the strong in the clips I haven't seen light in a while Hasn't been bright in a while Rest Rest Even days you mad at me You don't wanna give me clarity A testament to your character On your birthday you told me To throw that money to charity You were made of sincerity
Starting point is 02:29:52 Ain't got cake like Saturday You tether me when my stress start bearing me You don't wanna take care of me I'm so gone, that conclusion Forgone, that confusion Where your orders on, that store long I'm ready to go home I'm ready for your bag Get combed by hair, I said don't drag Those on my head rub, I don't wanna mixtape I just wanna best up, I just wanna get grubbed From my spot again But do the odds work and I'll fade the state down
Starting point is 02:30:12 It's gate time, head low and face down Like a kennel greyhound Doing God's work in the devil's playground Wrist, I never thought it'd be this I'm jumping out of your arms I let it fall in a pit Is this what they call the abyss? I fall and claw for an inch Turn into Miracle Miles I can recall when your lips Used to contort into smiles Bright as the sun that's drawn in eclipse I haven't seen light in a while Hasn't been bright in a while
Starting point is 02:31:04 Riz I haven't seen light in a while. Hasn't been bright in a while. Risk. That is Risk, Bass, and FKJ off the album. We only talk about real shit when we are fucked up. I really like that. I love the title. You know, that was kind of like, that was my bag. Word. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:31:22 Oh, yeah. The shroomy kind of shit. For sure. I really like that. Mine is called Feelings by Josiah Bell. All right. All right. Loving you is harder lately, I can't even find the reason Why we holding on to old feelings
Starting point is 02:31:48 Loving you is harder lately, I can't even find the reason Why we holding on to our own feelings? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I used to see stars in your eyes Now all I see is what used to be And it makes no sense to feel like this When I'm the only one feeling it Loving you is hard, lady I can't even find the reason Why we holding on to old feelings Loving you is hard to leave I can't even find the reason Why we only know to love feelings 🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Okay.
Starting point is 02:34:45 There's Josiah Bell, Feelings. And that was definitely a vibe. Nah, that shit sounded good from the other room. Yo. That shit sounded, I thought it was, what's, oh, god damn. Hey, dawgs, I'm looking at some more of the Kanye rant. Those niggas are nuts. Somebody was in there and yelled out, you ain't God. He told them, yo, shut up before you get exiled.
Starting point is 02:35:03 Oh, shit. Sick of Kanye. Yo, don't give me a billion dollars you get exiled. Oh, shit. Don't give me a billion dollars. Who said that? Yes, you. She ain't saying it right. She wouldn't dare. She wouldn't dare out of those white lips. Hey. All right, man.
Starting point is 02:35:34 We hope you enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. We want to send our well wishes to our good brother Ish. I'm sure he's in need of them right this second. Yeah, he might be a little sore. Flip, what do you know? We got through the whole pod, and you didn't get a chance to make it, man. Dagonic. Crazy time to get that off during a contract negotiation. Shout out to Miss Freeze, too.
Starting point is 02:35:52 You know what I mean? Shout out to Miss Freeze. Get better. Get better, Miss Freeze. Big missing piece. Big missing piece. Shout out to Mel, who got better. Mel, big Mel, thank you for coming.
Starting point is 02:36:06 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey Okay That's what you got Okay Relax Keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there
Starting point is 02:36:15 Until next time I bid you adieu Farewell Adios Arrivederci Hasta la vista Au revoir And all that good stuff
Starting point is 02:36:22 Ego Hopefully you have a real good weekend out there I want to say again happy birthday to my beautiful baby Lex I love you Happy birthday Lex It is also my grandmother Jimmy's birthday Rest in peace, I love you grandma Happy birthday
Starting point is 02:36:41 And if you're in your car out there Ego grandma, happy birthday. And if you in your car out there, it goes. Now that love's taking over, what do I do now? Now that love's taking over, baby I'll show you how it feels. Women are such a beacon of joy when they love the guy. Like, when they love him, they are so awesome to be around. Oh, that moment right before we fuck it up?
Starting point is 02:37:07 Oh, God. Nightmare. Nightmare. Look how happy she is. Da, da, da, da, da. Yeah. You can't free yourself from me. That's pure joy, that voice.
Starting point is 02:37:20 Yo, remember life is a series of moments and moments past, so let's make this one last As if it's all we have Forever And lastly And I find myself taking over by the feeling Hey, taking over by the feeling of this Your heart gets too late to say goodbye now
Starting point is 02:37:42 There's a place in you that belongs to me, baby So that's a rematch All right, lastly, the baddies are insecure The stagnant women wanna Hey, all right, oh, shit The stagnant women wanna travel And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it
Starting point is 02:38:04 Or I might need it, you might need it. Or I might need it. Somebody might need it. Hey. What's up? Any good weekend plans, anybody? Not major. Come on, let's not sound so loserish. Live.
Starting point is 02:38:25 Come on, sis. Somebody say something. I'm going to hit the streets a little bit. Going to a let's not sound so loserish. Live. Come on, somebody say something. I'm going to hit the streets a little bit. Going to a cowboy game. Going horseback riding. Come on, live. The fuck? Chuck Pops with the Joe Burgers. Oh, thanks, Pops.
Starting point is 02:38:44 Shout out to Pops stopping by.ops. Shout out to Pops stopping by. Absolutely. Shout out to Pops. Shout out to Imani over there giving off that oppie smell. We gonna talk about it. We gonna talk about it on Patreon. Smell a little oppie up in here. You niggas know when not to call me.
Starting point is 02:39:00 Why? That nigga, he called me for everything this year except for that one little function, boy. Thank you, Shante Moore. Bop, bop, bop me out of here. Thank you. Fantasy football playoffs start this week Fantasy football playoffs start this week
Starting point is 02:39:31 Shout out to PrizePix, we love you I'm sharing the space right now with people that didn't make the fantasy playoffs Oh my god I want to shout out to Keeb for hitting me five minutes before the Thursday night game, asking me if I wanted to pick up the Raiders defense off waiver wires. Thanks a lot, Keeb. Thanks for not calling me about that one.
Starting point is 02:39:58 They put up a historic performance. 30 points on the waiver wires. I needed that. I'm playing CeCe Sabathia. He's beat me two times in a row. Every point matters. Every point counts. Shout out to San Diego.
Starting point is 02:40:11 They finally fired Brandon Staley and the GM. Knew that was coming. Knew that was coming. They got a long road ahead of them too. That shit is a mess over there. Yeah, it's bad. And it's LA, not San Diego. But I still call them San Diego too.
Starting point is 02:40:22 Oh yeah, the LA Chargers, right? Oh my God. I'm the old man. I do that same shit. They're still San Diego to but I still call them San Diego too. Oh yeah, the LA Chargers, right? Oh my God, I'm old now. I do that same shit. They're still San Diego to me. Oh my Lord, how could I have done that? The LA Chargers. LA Chargers. ... ...... Now that love is taking over Now that love is taking over to be without the JVP.

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