The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 685 | "Bergdeswa"

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

In the latest episode, the JBP kicks things off with news of the verdict from Jonathan Majors trial (20:08) before turning to the recently leaked text messages involving Timberwolves guard Anthony Edwards (46:11). The crew shows love to Scarface following his Tiny Desk Concert appearance (1:21:19), Metro Boomin vs. Drake beef continues on (1:26:15), Tinder drops a $500/month subscription tier (1:41:14), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Rachelle Ferrell & Will Downing - “Nothing Has Ever Felt Like This” Parks | Passport Gift & Parks (feat. MARCEL & The Wednesday Nights) - “Bad On My Own” Ish | JHart - “If There Really Is a God”  Melyssa | Little Dragon - “Cat Rider”

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The mall was crazy. Malls are crazy. People spending all the money they scammed. Scams are still popping. Yes. Really? Yes, indeed. That neighborhood app every hour telling me somebody's packages getting stolen off their door.

On foot, too. These niggas is fucking. And bike. These niggas is bold. They just walking up to you, Shaq, acting like they ringing the doorbell. Yo, that's hilarious, dog. You already making a living off foot? Yo, that's funny, son.

You got to have a car up the street or something. Then we'll get your plate. That's hilarious, dog. I left some water or some shit outside. My mom was like, bring that water in. I said, man, if the thieves are going to be that strong to take four boxes, then they deserve the water.

They thirsty, man. I'll catch them. I'm going to catch them if they do that, it's a trick. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

How we doing? How we feeling? Feeling great, man. What's up? Ice took off day. PTO, you sum up. He's with us in prayer. Shout out to him.

Shout out to Ice. Shout out to Ice. Sorry to the Ice Hive. What's the name of the Ice Hive? Icicles. Icicles. Icicles. Y'all be cool. Y'all ice hive. What's the name of the ice hive? Iceicles. Iceicles. Iceicles. Yeah. Iceicles.

Y'all be cool. Y'all be cool. How y'all doing? How y'all feeling? Y'all looking good? I'm amazing. You're looking good. Feeling great.

Smelling good. Got a flip on the couch. How you feeling? I'm feeling better. This got a lot going on. It's taking everything in me to not just go in on this. Nah, I'm not going on you. Nigga, you went to a party without niggas. You was looking lit.

You supposed to get your ass done. And you got your ass done to go to a party. That's it. That's crazy. You got a manscape to go to a party. You know what you said. It's the truth. It's not the truth.

What was the colonoscopy? It's kind of the truth. It's kind of the truth. Tell me the truth. It's kind of what happened, Ish. What happened? You called out to get your ass done. You got your ass and your pube pube region lasered

then you went to get your inside ass cleaned out yeah vacuumed out with apple cider vinegar and then you went and then we saw you you didn't even tell us nothing we just saw videos and pictures of you at angela simmons party. I saw you in the background with a whole new suit on. It wasn't that LinkedIn bullshit that you'd be wearing. Nah, he had some fire.

Yeah, black college shirt. That was Armani or something. He went grown on them. Yeah. Yeah, all the other guys would be wearing a white shirt. I'm going to go with the black. And then you had

mad teeth showing and you were singing happy birthday. I've known you for 20 years and had no idea you even knew Angela Simmons. Or happy birthday. Or happy birthday. Or it known you for 20 years and had no idea you even knew Angela Simmons. Or happy birthday. Or happy birthday.

Or would be at a birthday party. Yo, what's wrong with you? Ain't you Muslim? You ain't supposed to celebrate. You ain't supposed to celebrate birthdays. Yo, what's wrong with your brain? Dead ass. That's not dead ass.

I made the picture and the video big, nigga. I expanded two fingers just to see if you was truly that happy or if you was fronting. Nah, he was joyous. For real. Joy to the world. It's Angela's birthday. Watch, come on. Watch, he gonna say, no, it's ever since I had a daughter.

Come on, girl, dance. Girl, dance with me. First off. You know Angela Simmons? That party was Wednesday, yo. It was after you got your ass cleaned out. The party was Wednesday. So you got the laser to go. You got was Wednesday, yo. It was after you got your ass cleaned out. It was not, dog. The party was Wednesday.

So you got the laser to go. You got the laser on Sunday. You still got the laser to go. You got the laser Sunday. Who going to see that? You was in there feeling every breeze. Every bit of cold. Cover girl. Tapping niggas.

Yo, you stupid. Easy breezy beautiful. You said what? Tapping niggas. Yeah, tapping people. Is it me or is it a little breeze coming from the north side of the room? What's wrong with your brain, man? At a 90 degree angle.

I don't know. Maybe it's the thin pants. Yo, dog. Is you can't get your pubes lasered and we not spend time on it. I'm not. You have to know that. You got three years of podcasting. You have to know that.

Yo, this nigga pushed the picture out to the whole. What? Ain't going to tell me y'all got you lit out here. Oh, come on, Cloud. Wait, wait, wait. Didn't say that. That's going to tell me y'all got you lit out here. Oh, come on, Cloud. Wait, wait, wait. Didn't say that. That's what he said. Y'all got you lit out here.

Not Cloud Chaser number one. I got him lit. He Cloud Chaser number one. If any of us have anything that's getting traction or momentum, here comes Flip to add himself to the train of it. I love it. I posted the picture. You did.

That's ish moment, though. It don't matter. That's ish. I don't even know why you posted it. I love it. I posted the picture. You did. That's ish moment, dog. It don't matter. That's ish. I don't even know why you posted it. Singing happy birthday. That's ish that know Angela Simmons. Here you go. Oh, my son lit out here. You looking good. Nigga, fall back. Why you not fall back? Let my nigga get his shit on. We stand on two separate

sides of the coins. I'm actually happy that he's out there. You hate it, nigga. You're celebrating. You suck ass, nigga. I'm happy that he was there. His celebrating always include him centering himself. True. You gotta learn how to celebrate without like centering yourself. That's me. I wanna be a part of everything you niggas do. You wasn't

there. I'm pocket watching. I'm there in spirit. You're a fool, son. You look good. I didn't like that suit at me tight. You got this S curl shit going on in your hair right now. He trying to grow to cover the bald spots. I didn't let that suit at me tight. You got this S-curl shit going on in your hair right now. He trying to grow to cover the bald spots. I know that trick. Your shape up is extra shapier.

Your hair looks longer since the last time I saw you. He growing it. He's growing it. Murray's. Did you get some minoxidil or something like that? Yo. Oh, my God. Oh, my Lord.

What the fuck is that? It's the shit that grows your hair. It's not growing in the week. We got to love Mel. Wait, my God. Oh, my Lord. What the fuck is that? It's the shit that grows your hair. It's going to grow it in a week. We got to love Mel. Wait, hold on. So you helped that nigga, but when I was trying to get a transplant, you ain't tell me nothing about minoxidil. You went on.

You had your own plan. Yo, I see what you're doing now. They said you was picking these niggas up on spaces. I'm on your ass about that spaces shit too later. I am a team player, okay? Mel did great on spaces. She did. Me and Parks was there

listening to her every word. I had no idea either. I wasn't looking at the screen. Oh, good. Yeah. So I was just letting them like fire questions at me two and a half hours

of questions. She did good though? She did. They don't get that. A block. Oh, okay. He brought it up. I know, but. They don't get the A block. Oh, okay. All right. He brought it up. Yeah, I know, but he just throw everything in the A block.

He don't think. No rhyme or reason. He just. I opened the bag on the hallway. I'm about to get at you. You with the A block, I'm going to send you with the spaces and show you what. Oh, man. Okay, wait.

Let's get back to your laser, because I missed that. Why did you volunteer that information? Because it's funny. That's hate. I knew it was going to be funny. That's hate. What? Okay, let's back up. He potter of the year for that shit. What are you talking about?? Because it's funny. That's hate. I knew it was going to be funny. That's hate. Okay, let's back up. He's potter of the year for that shit.

What are you talking about? True. Let's back up. What made you go get lasered? Yeah, that's your real question. I'm trying to hide it with that other shit. Nah, again, I'm, well, you don't know, but I'm hairy, and that shit be annoying. You know what I'm saying?

Like, that shit be annoying. I should be carrying the old arms. Like, as a man. Shit is stupid. So, um. You want to be a smooth man I used a literally I got the things the little trimmers the man escape kit bevel oh you got to be annoying like even that that should be annoying so my girl get laser so she was like yo you could go to the laser lady I'm like tell the laser lady

Get the fuck out of my face But my girl been telling me that For years You know what I'm saying I was like fuck it You got the kit With like all the different pieces Like when you could change

The head of the vacuum thing Yeah Yes nigga That nigga could get all the hairs It got the nose hair shit in there The little scissors No ain't no scissors nigga What you talking about

I don't know I don't do that wild shit you do. What, nigga? I'm not lasering my pews. You're 43 years old. You never manscaped. I'm not lasering my pews. I said, did you ever manscape? If I ever did some nut shit like that,

it was a mistake and I couldn't wait for it to grow back. Are you shitting me? Yeah, nut shit like going bald, nigga. That's for the bitches. You never manscaped? Of course I manscaped. I'm not a savage. You? That's not for us-ish. They should be smooth. We should have some semblance of being a man.

Nigga. Right? You don't want to feel like a man? You gotta keep them shits a little bit. You never manscaped? I did. Now when you start sweating. Women like manscaping. I don't go bald, nigga. Women like manscaping. Well, digger you know women like manscaping well if your girl like just recommended

that out the blue then you'd have to assume she wants you to handle your shit and your shit was ugly true my shit wasn't ugly you dick

if your girl just randomly said yo dog nigga I be shaving the shit my girl's like yo why don't you just go get the laser

you don't gotta shave that's a suggestion yeah but I've already shaved it off she said yo you don't gotta deal with that a suggestion yeah but i i've already shaved it off she said yo you don't gotta deal with that we have a girl right here do you prefer it's okay to be ugly manicured man i think i can speak for most women where yes we do appreciate like dramatic manscaping we don't want to fucking have to like weed whack our way to find the fucking nuts and bolts and shit. Nuts and bolts. Yo, Mel's nuts and bolts.

I'm not lying. It's true. I have been very appreciative to find, you know, to like, you know, guy drops trowel when I find out that he is very manscaped. I'm like, oh, well, thank you so much. What did you say? What is drops trowel? What's that?

Trousers? Yeah, yeah. It's a phrase. Sorry. All right. Okay. Okay. Guy drops trowels. What's that? Trousers. Yeah, yeah. It's a phrase, sorry. All right. Okay. Okay. Guy drops trowel.

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If you put the sign on the back of an elephant and walk it into town, that's promotion. And if the sign on the back of an elephant and walk it into town that's promotion and if the elephant walks through the mayor's flower bed and the local newspaper writes a story about it that's publicity and of course if you get the mayor to laugh about it that's public relations but if you tell them about the various entertainment booths you'll have the fun they're going to have answer answer the questions, that's sales. And if you planned the entire thing, that's marketing.

Okay. I figured that would be helpful for people. That is helpful. I like that analogy. That's good. See now that's the only thing I'm jealous of ish. Some songs like this song would feel better to me if I was bald as a dick. Like this seems like a song that's just more joyous if you are like clean down there like you are. It goes It goes right I have the time of my life

Mic check one two one two Mic check one two one two Salutations Y'all know what the vibe is Shout to wherever you might be listening Cross your arms to the lady Wait a minute I never knew love could be so sweet

I never knew love could be so sweet I never knew love could be so sweet It never made a difference to me Ever since the day that you appeared I'm telling you, you made the difference Now I feel so clear and I can't stop Shout out to the first and last time listeners Shout out to whoever you might be listening from all over the world Shout out to the creators, the podcasters out there

Happy holidays I feel I'm thinking on you, you're thinking on me This my vibe today This how we feel in positive vibes Saves the room out there Shout out to all the happy couples out there All the dope villains, all the real niggas Shout out to the earthy hoes

Hey Here you go Yeah, oh yeah This is when I slide up on you with my clean-shaven dick Grab you by the hand Hit my lil' hand Fuck they talkin' bout, yeah Fuck they talkin' bout

For real, I ain't a man can do a lil' spin move You can call me Cause I'll be standing. Real quick, real quick. Give me the best songs, best songs to sing to somebody on the dance floor in a club. Preferably duets. Preferably duets. Very high on the list for me is Faith Evans and Carl Thomas.

Phone tap. I can't love another man. Stop. Don't love me forevermore. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't love now Stop Don't love me forevermore Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I don't know I probably heard it I know I heard it

I just don't know Top of my head Stop it Phone tap You gave me reason to believe That we were always meant to be But now I see Oh yeah, that's a good one

You were wrong I was like, if I'm in the club Fuck you talking Don't play like that I can't forget That's the name of that song? I never know the name of that song I think it's called

I Still Believe Well I Can't Believe It It's not Phone Tap But it's the Phone Tap Isn't Phone Tap with That's a phone tap, but it's the phone tap. I don't know. Isn't phone tap with... Nah, it's not. That's a great new word. That's a heck of a shoe word.

That's the only phone tap I know too, man. You mean to tell me you've been taking Mimoxicillin? Yo, what the fuck is this? Have you been taking... Wait a second. All right, we about to start this podcast while we feeling good like this. Shout out to all the fans. None of this is possible without y'all.

My guy Parks got me a Christmas gift. I did. Very Christmas. I didn't open it yet because I thought I should open it on air. But if it's some bullshit, then I don't want to open it on air. It ain't no bullshit. It got some weight on it, though. It ain't no bullshit. Hold on, I'm opening it on air. It might feel addy, but. He said that shit with want to open it. It ain't no bullshit. It got some weight on it, though. It ain't no bullshit. Hold on, I'm opening it.

Watch your body, boy. He said that shit with his chest, nigga. It ain't no bullshit, nigga. Nah, it's heavy. It ain't no bullshit. It's heavy. If it's too fly, I got to go out there in traffic and get everybody some fly shit.

All right, man. Shout out to all the podcast fatigues out there. Shout out to those of you hate listening. I love you. Love me forevermore. I would never cut that record off right there. That's when I get in my bag. Anytime the bridge on the R&B song comes on, I get in my bag. Let me say that.

And rock on like I told you to your face. Where you go wrong, rock on, is you don't play no current bops. You don't play no current R&B. You don't play no Coco Jones. You don't play no Party Next Door. You don't play no Bryson. That current bag, stop it. Now, I am so happy and blessed to be here.

How is everybody doing? Great. How are y'all feeling? Good. I'm so glad. At this point, I'm just glad when five of you come to work at the same time. At some point, it's going to be me and you, buddy. I know. And I'm gearing up for it. I'm gearing up for it. I already know it's like the vacation time.

Niggas is coming, but they're not really here. I know what time it is. Yeah. I know what time it is. Is that what it is? Yeah, nigga. Why you was singing happy birthday like that? Yo, bro, what's wrong?

Come on. Tell the truth. Oh, man. Why you was so hype? I wasn't hype. Why we ain't know you went there? Why you smiling like that? I was going to say, a picture, is it, you know?

Worth a thousand words. Worth a thousand words. If I'm your guy, I'm coming to see you. You look happy. Thrilled. Exalted.alted was funny wait pan on mouth that nigga had his little root canal showing what you got what you got an employee had a little implants showing first of all that did none of that happen like that but it's. There was girls in there?

Yeah, it was all right. It was cool. I didn't ask that. It was a couple. Okay. Did they acknowledge you? Did they know who you were? Some of them.

Big ass. You look good. I was hating. I went to go look for suits, nigga. I said, nah, this nigga's shit lit. You can't even see the suit, that stupid-ass picture you posted. You saw enough of it. Yeah.

No, I got one. Angela Simmons got you even dressing different. What's wrong with your body? What you got on right here? These sneakers like eight, nine years old, Joe. Not so long. But it's cold, nigga. The wisdom that comes.

Look. What material is this thing? Come on, man. Stop touching me. What too bad. But it's cold. The wisdom that comes. Look. What material is this thing? Come on, man. Stop touching me. What fabric is that? He don't even wear that helmet right no more. What's up, man? What episode is this?

685? Welcome to episode... Is he right? I think I'm right. I'm right. All right. Welcome to episode 685 of the JVP. I'm the JB.

Let me introduce you to the P. This is part of the P. Yo, first of all, you can't say that. Watch your fucking mouth. He's about to go around the thing. Yeah, I'm about to do my jet. JVP is you. You're going to introduce to your co-hosts. Go.

Yeah, I'm going to square up with this nigga. This ain't your little content house. This ain't your little content house, nigga. This ain't your little content house. And I just moved. And I just moved, nigga. Yo, and you got, and you be talking

all that shit about Ish, but when you paying the camera to your builders. What about them? What about them? They had no speaking. Are you crazy? Not a word. They didn't know what he was doing. Yo, they were guiding me. Yo, stop exploiting the migrant

you come here shit on them nigga fuck I'm not sure they did a good job Yo, man, tell me your name and where you from. They from Guyana. They from the Caribbean. They speak well English. Well English. They speak well English? Yeah. English well. Guyana and the Caribbean? Yeah.

Okay. Where the fuck Guyana's at? You got a fan. Don't look at me. I am really bad with geography. Man, you don't let them say that, that Guyana's not in the Caribbean? South America. I ain't saying not in the Caribbean. South America. I ain't saying that.

Thank you. South America? On the Caribbean side. Tomato. I can't stop it from being a thing. Yo, you asked her. About the poppin' niggas you don't know, like The Rock. Yo, dog, you asked her a question.

Listen, I can't stop it from being the... About poppin' niggas in the world that you haven't met yet, like The Rock. I was trying to make a bridge right now south america i ain't no good looking it's all right bro you got it yeah my phone is speaking for you good though uh before we start i do want to say rest in peace to Eric Montrose. Wow. Wow. From North Carolina? Yeah. Really?

Yeah, Eric Montrose passed. Yeah. We old, y'all. And Amp Fiddler. And Amp Fiddler. Yep. Amp Fiddler, legendary writer, producer, singer, out the Detroit music scene, pioneer, innovator.

Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Now, Jonathan Majors. Gosh. Come on. We don't even need you. We don't need to add suspense.

We don't need a segue. Come on. Let's do it. I feel like we should start with. All right. The Jonathan Majors verdict is in. Not guilty on counts one and three. Guilty on counts two and four, right?

Sentencing is next week. He got charged. The charges were a misdemeanor and one that was a little less than a misdemeanor. Let me find it so I can give you facts. Oh, there we go. Assault in the third degree with intent to cause physical injury was not guilty. Assault in the third degree recklessly causing physical injury was guilty. Aggravated harassment in the second injury was not guilty. Assault in the third degree, recklessly causing physical injury was guilty. Aggravated harassment in the second degree, not guilty. Harassment

in the second degree, guilty. He's facing a year in jail. Up to a year in jail. Now, these are not felonies. Important to note that. Does anybody know if he has a prior criminal record? I do not know. I assume

that he does not just because of Disney. It would have come out. It definitely would have come out. Yeah. And so a lot of people have been talking about what does assault actually mean because there's assault and then there's battery. Break it down, big man.

An assault is an unlawful attempt coupled with a present ability to commit a violent injury on the person or another. So, did you guys think that he was going to be found guilty of anything? No. I really, I didn't. I didn't.

I didn't, but Marvel dropped him like a fucking bad habit. You're speeding. Oh, sorry. Forget Marvel right now. Okay, yeah. Let's deal with the case. Yeah. I think you guys may be a little more knowledgeable than I.

When I saw him on the track meet, I said, oh, he ain't do that shit. He trying to get away from his white chick. Yo, he ain't do that shit. But then somebody said, nah, you wouldn't have ran like that if you know you ain't do no bullshit.

That ain't true. That's not true. I don't think that's true either. That's not true. When I first saw it, I said, oh, yeah, he innocent. He was hauling ass to get away from Shorty. I said the same thing. Either that or he took something of hers and ran with it.

All of that was the same behavior that she was addressing on that leaked audio where he was talking about Coretta Scott. This was the behavior that he was talking about, though. Yo, dog, if you're going to be with me, this is kind of how we got to move. All of that extra you getting drunk shit attacking me. Like that's to go where I'm trying to go. Look at all the other successful men in Hollywood. They're married. Their wife is the backbone.

That's the bag he was trying to get in mm-hmm so to see this play out like this again cases don't play out on social media but lawyers do utilize social media yeah they do um so when we saw the footage of him just running all around all around the town yeah that looks like it corroborates your story, but it doesn't say, I mean, I think I even said in the podcast,

that doesn't say that there wasn't some type of altercation behind closed doors where people can't see. I think that he got railroaded, but that's the difficult thing with going to trial.

And they tell you that. They tell you, hey, when you go to trial, even if you think it's a slam dunk, this is a jury. Yeah. We can't predict how that jury will feel, how they're going to move.

And if you guilty on anything, then you guilty. And you pay. It has to be clear on all counts for you to be clean. And there's a bunch of shit that can happen in that situation that is a charge. Yes. That may not look like a charge or may not seem like it should be chargeable offense. The wordplay.

When you start talking about what's the definition of harassment, what's the definition of assault, right? And you start breaking it down. Especially when you start getting into the second, third degree, all that type of assault? Right. And you start breaking it down. Especially when you start getting into the second, third degree. Yes. A lot of men. Let me be careful with my wording here. A lot of men that have been. Attacked by women.

The old thinking was I could grab them to stop them from hitting me or attacking me. You normally have to go through that situation to learn that you can't do that even because of all the things that could transpire from that. You can't. That's when they start telling you have to walk away. You have to leave your house. You have to leave wherever this is. You can't lay lay a hand on her even if it is to defend yourself and that's where i look at him a little you can't pick shorty up and stuff her back inside the car sorry i think that that's the sorry i think i think that he had that moment of of course he did what you supposed to no i know that moment of revelation he processed it in that moment and that's why his reaction was so extreme. It was to haul ass.

Plus he's aware that CCTV is fucking everywhere. So it was probably going to be caught on camera and stuff like that. Like he's not stupid. That's where you're wrong. Not you, but him. Yeah. That's where you're wrong. Yeah.

You cannot even under attack and it's fucked up. I'm not on the side of this, but I'm acknowledging it. In the heat of the moment you can't pick her up and attempt to stuff her in the car he probably had the cab driver on his side well the cab driver took the stand he was on his side he said he was going through it back there so he was trying to get her mobile the way carried away so he could go peacefully but it didn't work so now i'm running like fucking spider-man all through the town but unfortunately

the jury said we can't prove that her marks didn't come from you attempting to stuff her back inside the car yeah and then also I think that a lot of the case played out like in the court of public opinion prior to so there was a lot of like conjecture about his personality and people speculating like you know that he was a that he was an asshole a little bit of like conjecture about his personality and people speculating like you know that he was a that he was an asshole a little bit of like you know kind of like a you know they said yeah they said behind closed doors behind behind the scenes other dangerous thing with trial yeah is that everything is on trial your body language your facial reactions a rumor any of that shit you got to be stone stoic compassionate the clothes you wear the colors that, any of that shit. You got to be stone, stoic,

compassionate. The clothes you wear, the colors that they are, all that shit is psychology at this point. One of the court reporters reported that

while she was on the stand, he was sitting at the defense table reading the Bible. Gee, and that's why I wouldn't want to go to trial because I would want

to do some shit like that. I don't want to hear from the girl that was attacking me. But that comes off wrong to a jury it that was that case potentially yeah railroaded he was railroaded it's just it's it's sad sad the crazy i'm not going to say that he lost all of his friends no for real why would you say that because you're responsible for everything in your life. Listen, he did what any natural person would do. Like, we got to stop acting like when we get money, our instincts just go away.

He did what any natural person. I'm being attacked. I'm being assaulted. I'm being hit. Nobody's going to automatically get out the car, just walk away. A lot of people wouldn't do that. 90% of niggas won't do that. No, I think the mistake is way before that.

If you know the direction that you're going, which he did, and you knew that Shorty was a liability, which he did, then everything after that is on you. Yeah, this wasn't just like an anomaly. You could tell that this is how these two get down. Yeah, but sometimes, man,

when you're in a situation, you're willing to forgive and look to the side to give somebody another chance. Not when you got a reputation like... And toxicity, believe it or not, toxicity is the number one key in a lot of relationships. Being in a toxic shit, liking that, the thrill that come with toxicity is what it is.

Yeah, but when you're playing it at a level that he was playing at, you can't... The stakes were so much higher. But I played it, so it's easier said than done. Right. But we've seen a lot of niggas in this position, did a lot of shit. But when you say that, you right.

You do play there. No, no, that's not true. You in the position right this second where you can't stuff no girl in no car. True. And, and, and. It don't matter that your movie ain't number one in the box office.

You still in that position. Light bulb moment. Look at that. Right above his head. Look, look, look. Actually, and when you start talking about

some relationships thrive on toxicity, that means you accepted it. Exactly. You're not a victim, so you didn't get railroaded because you accepted that type of relationship.

That's the accountability that... He gave... The shit that leaked. He's... They've been through this before and he trying to school her like your dog you got to stop the stupid shit because we trying to get up here and what you doing is detrimental to both of us getting up here they've been here before

you get what i'm saying like this wasn't new they've been here before you got to kind of touch cut your ties if you want to ascend to a different level. I have a question. Do you think that he attempted to make amends with her before trial or he was just too cocky? It's possible that his lawyer advised him to not have any contact with her whatsoever.

We don't listen to our lawyers. You're crazy. That's not true. That nigga got hundreds of millions of dollars potentially on the table. He never said a word since this came out. It's like he ain't spoken. He didn't. He's listening to his attorneys. Yeah.

Well, he did stop that one fight in the alleyway. That was from his attorney. Yeah. That was his attorney's cousin's. What? Scrapping. The cameraman was the attorney's brother. He's been doing nonverbal shit.

Which I'm really let down by that production. If Jussie Smollett could come up with what he came up with, nigga, I expect you and Disney to conjure up something a little more palatable. Yeah. Me and Ish could come up with something doper than that. I feel bad for him, though. I do. I definitely feel bad.

I feel bad, too. Of course. I feel horrible. I do feel bad. Horrible. I don't think it's over for him. I do think he'll bounce back. Really?

I think he will. He will. Not to the, I don't think he's over for him I do think he'll bounce back really I think he will not to the I don't think he'll bounce all the way back he just gotta go do some some of the black Christmas movies now he'll bounce back he'll bounce back

I wanna define back I don't know if he's gonna bounce back he'll bounce that's what can I ask a question he is back to Marvel

I can't compare this to Robert Downey Jr. right I can't compare this to Robert Downey Jr., right? You can't. I can't compare this. No. He was just doing drugs and all that crazy stuff. He's white. That too.

But he bounced. Look what he did. He's white. My mother told me about him. He's white. I did my research. Okay, all right. He's white.

He was getting high. It was a different- But also he wasn't charged with beating women. Yeah. It's a different- It's very, very different. It's a different climate today too. Even if he would have did that back then,

you know what I'm saying? I'm not saying it's not equally as egregious, but if you would have been accused of assaulting a woman back then, it didn't get looked at in the same manner that it gets looked at today. That shit is different. And Jonathan Majors was just convicted

of beating a white woman. His career's over. As he knew it, his career's over. As he knew it, his career's over. As he knew it, but I think he will. As he knew it is one thing, but to say that he won't bounce back, I'm not betting on that.

He's a talented dude. He was the hottest thing smoking. He was the hottest train moving in terms of acting and the phone bringing. He was. He was. You know who was in a similar?

He's not going to lose his ability to be that caliber of actor. Not even a little. And Marvel is not the only show in town. I think in two or three years, he'll pop up in an independent film that's critically acclaimed. That's going to go crazy.

You know what he got to do? He got to get like a... Start from scratch. No, he got to put forth a Jamie Foxx Ray performance. And I think he got to do one of those. And then I think all will get forgiven. Like, you got to exhibit that type of a performance.

You know what I'm saying? Netflix will pay him right now. Netflix will pay him right now. Your rates go down for the next however many years. Oh, yeah. But if your performance is through the roof i think he lost the trial but he won over some of the people that thought that he beat that girl's ass because that's not what his charges or that's not what the case i don't think i don't think

people look at the charges a lot of times we don't read the charges they don't but the people that are responsible with paying him seven and eight figures did. Gotcha. All of this was, I think, gesturing for Hollywood and the people with the potential suitors. We'll see. It'll be interesting to see what actors and actresses actually want to put their careers on the line and work opposite him because their teams

will advise them to stay the fuck away. Why would your career be on the line if you work with him? I'm confused. Just guilty by association. Just the association is just... That's a real thing in Hollywood?

Hell yeah. Music too? Right now at this moment, he is persona non grata. That's just the fact. Excuse me? Another episode title possibly? Why are you so thirsty for the title? It's a word. If you all want to know just the fact. Another episode title possibly?

Why you so thirsty for the title today? If you all want to know about the fucking group chat when it comes to episode titles. I'm just saying. I'm on a roll. She's right. A lot of niggas are going to not touch him at all. And we haven't even gotten

to the sentencing thing. If he ends up going to jail for this shit. He's not going to jail. He's getting community thing if he ends up going to jail for this shit he's not going to jail and not even a lot of community service he's getting community service three hours I really hope

he does not is there any out of this situation he's getting more than three hours I'm being facetious he a public figure they might crack him

with 250 hours that ain't a lot you crazy they gave Cardi B 300 hours that's not a lot for doing what whatever the fuck I can't I'm not here to say gotcha gotcha now with 250 hours. That ain't a lot. You crazy? They gave Cardi B 300 hours. That's not a lot. For doing what? Whatever the fuck.

I can't. I'm not going to say. Got you, got you, got you. Now, is that... And when you pop up there and you Cardi, do I think Cardi B did 300 hours? I ain't do my 21 days or whatever.

They got the day 16. I was like, man, my face card going to have to get me off. If you going to book me, book Joe Button and fuck it. Let me go. Let me stop snitching on myself. I was about to say, you out. Now is a bad time gonna have to get me off. If you gonna book me, book Joe Button and fuck it. Let me go. Let me stop snitching on myself.

I was about to say, you wild. Now is a bad time to have to finish that up. Is there any out in this situation? You know, a lot of times, is he gonna take the hood route? A lot of times, when we go through something with our partner, and it's that egregious, we end up being with the lady after. Like, she show face. Oh, no, no.

He would make the lady good. What lady? The white lady? Yeah. Oh oh she's finito i'm just saying we know situations like that ish and they go through something with his girl it get crazy not i like where you going not this is one of my fears and i'm so glad that we got our guests coming later for a later patreon because this is one of my fears with dating white. Like, being seriously involved with a white woman.

Because I would be so unfamiliar with their psycho level. Like, culturally, I wouldn't know where they take it. This probably sounds funny. No, no, no. It don't sound funny at all. You know what? It sounds fucked up. All right. Like, with a black woman, I kind of have no no it don't sound funny at all you know what

it sounds fucked up alright like with a black with a black woman I'll step out I kinda have a you don't you do not

well I assume yeah I assume that is an assumption I assume cause I've dealt with black women up and down the spectrum and their psycho levels

are different there's some yo it's some women that be like yeah but I like that that's fine bruh we can maintain

the cycle no you cannot a black woman has never had me running through Times Square you know what maintain me

no you can't bro listen I've been through some shit they just stabbed me and sent me to the hospital yeah like I'll take that

I was wrong I was wrong I would've preferred I'll take a little stab blah blah yo no I think that I just think it's

the person I don't necessarily me I I just think it's the person. I don't necessarily, me, I don't attribute it to the race. I've dealt with some Spanish women that have been psychotic. But we know that, but we know that crazy,

we assume. That's what I'm saying. But is it, You know we do. There's some of them that don't even raise their voice. So I don't think it's an ethnic thing. Nigga, we know those too.

They put the doll in the pot, nigga. You right. You right. There's nothing that they doing. They got the doll in the pot, nigga. You right. You right. There's nothing that they doing. They got the shit by the door. Remember the first time you heard that a chick you was fucking with was putting that shit in the pot and stirring it up? And sometimes your life went awry.

You right. You right. Bitch left you and went to see a medium, nigga. Yo, the pot was affected. You walk in their door, they got all that shit, all the stuff on the floor. I ain't expecting it. Yo, it's a real story, yo. A lady hit me the other day in my DMs.

She might have hit y'all, too. Because I don't know if it would be a scam or what, though. Yo, a lady told me, like, yo, somebody got some woolly woolly on you. And that. I'm that ass. They've told me that before, too. They hit me with the same thing. Come on, Ish, don't fall for that.

You know that. I don't know if it's a scam. If you go to the foul cabinet and pull Ish's foul up and just read it thoroughly, you know there's a few people out there that put the wooly woo on him. For sure. Look at this nigga. Look. Look.

What does that mean? Come on, man. Look at this nigga. Come on. You know what he was doing. That shit is great. Like, yo. Unbreak my heart.

It's not true, bro. Stop putting that down with him, bro. Yo, more or less on how many hearts you think you've broken in your life. Ooh, I'm here today. Over, under? Yes. Think. Just think.

Under five. Under seven. Did you hear the question? I don't mean like boyfriend, girlfriend, broke up, she was sad. That's not what I'm saying. I haven't had seven girlfriends. Women, period. Most of the women, this is a real true story.

Most of the girls I've ever dealt with, whether we fucked, whether we didn't fuck, whether we just had a... I could still call them today and borrow money. Oh, shit. If I needed to. Oh, shit. If I needed to. Oh, big dickish. They would come through for me. That's my dick. It's not about dick.

My relationships with women, 90-something, high 90s, is still amazing. My relationship with them is still amazing. I don't... I promise you, dog. Yo, girls from 10 years ago,

I could call, yo, what up, nigga? We chop it up. Like, I don't have no real bad blood. Only years ago, I could call, yo, what up, nigga, da, da, da, da, we chop it up. Like, I don't have no real bad blood. Only one woman, I think. In my world. One or two.

One. Well, you can't call her for no bread or anything. I wouldn't call her. You can't call her for nothing. You wouldn't or you can't. It's two different things. I wouldn't and I can't. It's two different things.

Oh, he's right. He's right. Look at that wisdom right there. He's right. I wouldn't call, but... Yeah, I don't have no real issues with nobody, yo. I'm fly as hell with most of the women I've dated. Oh! This nigga is an idiot, so... What's up with you, yo?

I'm just checking him to listen. Come on! Checking your temperature. Yeah, yeah! Yo, you stupid, yo. All right, I feel you. Listen, I really felt bad for, uh you. Listen, I really felt bad for, in closing, I really felt bad for him when I saw the slate of movies that he had coming. Like, he had a series coming,

and he was the main villain in the Avengers movie that was coming. That they was rolling out around him. Yeah. The whole universe. The whole Marvel universe. He was going to be in all them shits in some type of way. That is ridiculous. The army had an ad with him.

Shorty blew that. I mean, it's his fault still, but she blew that for him. Yeah. That's fucked up. And that goes to your point. Nigga, when you start going up that ladder, your instincts will change. They better. Yeah.

Crazy. You have to start assessing, like, is the people around me ready for this ascension with me? Or are they going to be a detriment to that fucking ascension? And you,

snip, snip. Your man a hothead. Your man is a hothead. You know the slightest, he going up top on somebody. When you start getting up them levels,

he got to start staying home. That's a fact. He has to start staying home, yo. Same thing with, like Joe said, your girl. That's a fact. He has to start staying home, yo. Same thing with your girl. It's even worse when women We want somebody

committed to the cause. Fuck the loyalty. We want somebody that's committed to the cause, committed to seeing you be successful, that believe in your success. That's crazy.

And, yeah, nah, dead ass on that. And you got to know when you with a partner that you just supposed to use up until you're level up. You got to know when you're with a partner that you're just supposed to use up until you're level up. You got to know when you're with this girl just for this phase of your life now. And the second that you sign a new deal or meet the love of your life, you got to get away from the toxic hope.

This was cool when I was doing little Hulu movies and TV shows, bitch. This definitely is a thing for women, too. I'm Kang. I am Kang. You think I'm going to go be Kang, super villain of the MCU, and come home and get walked over? You

throwing vases and apples at me? No. No, you got to go back to whatever orchard you came from. You got to go back. You got to go. It's over now. You got to protect yourself. Pack up your little shit.

Yo, Kang is coming. I'm in 2020. What year? I'd be home looking at the, I would tape calendars all over the house. Hey, 2024. I got to reverse engineer this. 2023, you got to get the fuck out. But they already filmed it. The King is coming.

They already filmed it with King. No, they was going to film it. The King was coming. Oh, shit. In 2023, you got to get out. Hell yeah. I got to lead up to this. Alone.

Got to do push-ups by myself. Yeah, I can't trust you going to know how to act at the premiere. I can't trust trust you gonna know how to act at the premiere. I can't trust you gonna know how to act at the after party. But the funny thing is... He tried to go right back to black women after that, too. You know that. He tried to go right back to the sisters.

He tried to go right back to the sisters next week. But not just black women. I think that's what she saw. That's hilarious, and we could stay there forever. But not just black women. Somebody that understands what comes with the gig. That's true.

Yes. That's big. Somebody that knows the gig. That's true. That's who he got with. And boy, is that important. Some shit I don't know how to explain

and don't have the time to explain in the heat of the moment. I agree with that. Just you going to the cops, period. Yeah. Just you going to the cops, period. Yeah. Just you going to the cops, period. And I love, I just love always seeing the extremes of women dating.

Like Megan left the Christian church nigga. Got with a Disney thug. Yo, women will do it, won't they? They will change their type in a heartbeat. Oh, man. He looks sad, too. He looks shocked. He looks so...

Jonathan Majors. Stop putting pictures like that of my man, too, looking like that. Oh, like you did? Yeah. I got a clean one when you was smiling. I didn't get the one when you was looking crazy, when you was looking thirsty. I got the one where you smile when you look like you belong there. Why you still here in your moving clothes?

Like everybody else dressed up for the gig on the holidays. That's how you want to look? This is new. Even that t-shirt, what's that? You got a trucking company on your phone? Nah. What the hell that say? And on top of that, why you hate so much? Flip's trucking? I'm just, what's that? You got a trucking company on your phone? Nah. What the hell that say? And on top of that, why you hate so much?

Flip's trucking? I'm just... What that shit say? Nah, this is an expensive shirt. Why you hating so much? Come on, take some pride in the job, man. Come on. This is new, nigga. Show up for yourself for the holidays. Don't disrespect the gig. How? This is new.

It just looked a little... Out the pack, stupid. What pack? The pack that it came in. How many times you had breakfast then? There's nothing on me. Hey, you know what, you bum ass nigga, fuck you and your wrinkle ass fucking collar.

Stop playing me. What the fuck is going on, man? Listen, thoughts, love, prayers to Jonathan Majors and to Shorty Duop. Yeah. And to all of the and to Shorty Duop. Yeah. And to all of the other people that this financially affects. Because it does. It does.

A lot of people. A lot of people. Producers, writers, everybody. And agents, managers. It's messed up, man. His family, her family. Sheesh. You can't stuff bitches' butt in front of a car.

What kind of car was it? It was an SUV. A Suburban or some shit? Yeah. You can't stuff bitches in front of a car. What kind of car was it? It was an SUV. You can't do that. It was traffic outside. There was a car right next to him. Yeah, he was surrounded. I think he's like, I fucked up. And you're supposed to be stronger than that anyway.

It was a struggle. Well, white women hold on longer. Yeah, white women. No! Ah! They wrap their legs. They do some. A black woman would just punch you.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. A black woman with three pieces of your neck. You'd be shocked. You'd want to go back in the car and grab her. But you just punch me in the face. White women hold on to you. They want you to take them with them. No!

Yeah! Oh! That little leg lock. Oh, man. Did you just punch me in the face? White women hold on to you. They want you to take them with them. No! That little black lie. Oh, man. She be in the gym. Oh, man. Come here, Sean. Sean! Don't leave.

That shit was style. I'm sorry! I'm scared of that white wage. And she really chased that nigga for like four blocks. That's that yoga. That's that yoga and fucking Pilates. No, that chased that nigga for like four blocks. That's that yoga. That's that yoga fucking Pilates. No, that's that crazy. That's cuckoo.

Yo, he got half a block up on me. You good. Any nigga fuck with her after this. Last time we called her cuckoo, Mel read us. Mel tried to read us. No, not necessarily. And then when the mic cut off, she calls a bitch cuckoo for two hours. That's a fact.

Y'all remember that? Oh, man. Yo, the mics cut off. She went ham on me. She was that fucking crazy, fucking cuckoo bitch. Yo, we looked at her like, wait, what? She had everybody in check that day.

We were shocked. Oh, we in the Matrix. Yeah, we be in the Matrix. She said, do not walk away from me. Nah, I'm out, my girl. Not too much about it. Yeah, you changed. Oh, shit.

She checked you. She checked. I told her about that. I said, I was lying. You came back. I blacked out. You, you did. Oh, shit. She checked you. She checked. I told her about that. I was like, you came back. I blacked out. You were so shocked. Joan walked back. You Joan walked back.

Oh, my God. I said that shit. I know. She bugged out on us. I wasn't. It's cool. That's our girl. Not too much about her.

And it's all hostage in here. We couldn't even leave. We couldn't. We're in the right time to leave. We didn't even care about her. I tried to leave, but she stopped me. Hold on, mister. Mister. Oh, on, mister. Mister.

Oh, man, yo. In other news, Anthony Edwards does not want children, even though he's having a child. He's got one on the way. No, he wants them. He's having a child. Just stop that. He doesn't want children with Shorty Doo-Wop.

At all. No, no, no. She ain't having a baby. She took that on the green. She took the having it, baby. She took that 100 grand. She took the money? Yeah, she took that 100 grand. Allegedly. I mean, unless, you know, we've heard.

We've heard the stories. We've heard the stories, yeah. Yeah, she might have ran off to Katy, Texas, had that bad boy, kept that 100 grand. And kept your 100. And you about to give me another million. Shout out to the niggas that grew up like how we grew up. I don't give a fuck how much money I got, nigga. I'm going with you to the spot. And I grew up like how we grew up. I don't give a fuck how much money I got. Nigga, I'm going with you to the spot.

And I'm sitting in the car watching you. I'm going with you to the spot. Let's pass all the niggas that's stopping me from going inside. Yeah, salute, salute. Yo, dog, you could beep this out, but I'm on my p***y. My man is going with you to make sure that everything is good. And send me that report. That shit felt so nasty.

Did you see the text messages? He was asking her to show him a video of him, of her taking the meds. And here I have it right here. Alrighty. She sent the picture. You know the picture. We all have gotten it before.

Whoa. What picture might that be? The pregnancy test. I've never gotten that. But go ahead. You've never gotten a picture of a pregnancy test? Ever. Oh, you just got told

when you got home? Yeah, that one time being camp. Wait, what? Yeah, I never got that. We all got the picture before. I ain't.

Never? You got your girl. I know. Both times? Yeah, I never got that. I know. Both times? Yeah, I never got that. What happened the first time? Remember, he's in control of the house,

so he's always home. Oh, she just said it? Yeah. Oh, got it, got it. But when she said it, you ain't say, we're the test? Yo, moving along,

I care. She said the test. She said, I still have an appointment on the 27th. He said, hell no. Can't do this.

Oh, shit. She said, so now what? What a great response. He said, hell no. Can't do this. Oh, shit. She said, so now what? What a great response. He said, get an abortion. LOL. She said, honestly, honestly, I had an abortion with my son about two years ago, and I regret it every single day. Let's just throw some silence on this for a minute. I hate when they do that.

Why they always reach their abortion limit when it's your turn. Hey, Erickson, I want you to keep the camera on my face. I'm not doing this fuckery right now. I'm not ready for a child. And I'm asking you to have an abortion. I don't think now is the time to call your other 79 abortions to the carpet. Whatever's gonna get fucked up in there

is just a risk. Whatever break. I don't wanna hear all that. Now is the time. Gotta have everyone that pops out from here well you should have put that in the fine print anyway melissa do you have anything oh wait mel what happened i i wholeheartedly agree that shit is that shit is fucking stupid and you're literally appealing to somebody like hoping for sympathy they just said, go get an abortion, LOL.

There's no sympathy here. And stop. And normally that's when Shorty say. I'm about to get on my ice bag, shout to my man Freeze. I can raise this. I'm about to get my panda on. Take it a step further. I can raise this child without you.

I can raise this baby without you. If you don't want to be a part of his life, then just obey it. Go ahead. Never call again. True. And that's what happens that's when you gotta I can't even say what you gotta say that's when the Dateline episode happens

no he's wowing he didn't handle that with kid gloves at all what part there's a lot of Dateline episodes which version the Dateline on Dateline this is emotive... On Dateline, this is emotive. I'll just say that.

This is... Anyway, he said... You ever heard of... He said... Holy shit. Oh, my God. That's what it just ends up being. You just hit in the goddamn trunk.

You just don't learn. Oh. Maybe put a pin in that. Don't get it up, Missy. What? Doesn't stop it from being true. Is he home, man? Okay, anyways, keep going.

Where he home? He got cousins. That's the last thing she needs. Where he home? Hey, I'm... 25, huh? Okay. Listen, he said, man, you can't force a kid in the world.

You don't know what it is yet. See, and that's where you're wrong, Mr? Okay. Listen, he said, man, you can't force a kid in the world. You don't know what it is yet. See, and that's where you're wrong, Mr. Edwards. He handled this completely wrong. Oh, yeah, of course. I'm telling you. He couldn't have been wronger in how he handled this. But, listen, I also don't know how I feel to have $300 million. He don't either.

He has $280 million. He signed? Yes. Yes. I thought it was coming up. Oh, he will know. No, he signed oh he will no he will know what it feels like to have a billion what i'm telling you is a lot of millions 280 is enough and 280 you probably have this talk a little different too not like this not because this is foul girl listen girl look you know where i am in my life right now you know it's just not really I would have boy I would have had the publicist on deck yo she said she said that's not the point I said I had an abortion two years ago and I regret it he said yeah but I don't want a kid she said being cool to you is

just going to get an abortion by myself and you not doing shit and going about your day that's being cool to you obviously you've been through this before just by your reaction he said i will send you money to help you out she says i didn't ask for it but okay you just don't want a baby is that why you're saying all this because i've been cool with you he says i don't want kids let's handle this like grown-. Yeah, he's fumbling this. He's wild. Bad. He's wild.

But you don't know. He's also young. I don't think he signed his contract yet. No. And my point is this, my nigga. He needed to have called somebody. He just did an interview saying he signed his contract. Oh.

Listen. This is where big brothers matter. This is where OGs matter. Somebody should have walked him through this. Nigga, don't type another response. Send what she's sending to me, and I'll send you the proper response. She said, okay, dot, dot, dot. I'm not trying to force you to be a dad to a baby you don't want.

I just don't like abortions. That doesn't make me wrong. If you really don't want to do this, then fine, I won't. He said, just take the pills as an alternative to having she said a physical procedure you don't care about no one but you he said you got the money what's the hold up because now you finna make a problem he's bugging you about to take this somewhere else. She said, Finn to make what a problem exactly? I don't give a fuck. I've been nice this whole time.

I don't bother you. I don't cause no problems or nothing. Don't speak to me like that. I told you I would because you want me to. So that's that. You talking about a life, just be somewhat understanding. I told you I'll be home soon. Boy, she's really masterclass in how you respond to some of this bullshit he said okay make sure I get the video

of the box with the right pills she said what other pills would they be Anthony. Sudafed. Just making sure. Then she sent a video. She said, so I send you what you asked me and then it's fuck me because he went quiet. You're going to ignore me now? He says, my attorney going to handle it. Oh, my Lord. I must have missed this slide. I saw that shit.

She said, you said we were handling it ourselves. And then when I do my part, you turn. Your attorney hasn't even responded. Just do what you said you would. I did my part. You can send it within 48 hours. He said he's supposed to. Well, he hasn't responded to him not once.

Still no response. Please stop playing. And then the message cuts off. No, you, you, you, you, that right there is missing a bunch. It was a whole bunch of shit when he was like, yo, where the video? Oh, send the video. Yo. I haven't even taken or received anything.

He said, send the video. And this is just November 26th. Why are you repeating the same shit? He said, the video. Yo. One time mind fashion. I was asleep. Okay. He said, where said the video yeah I was asleep okay he said where's the video and that's that's all I got mm-hmm so you saw that there was the pending transaction of the wire mm-hmm okay yeah he got off easy by the way what a hundred grand a hundred grand. A hundred grand?

Boy, oh boy. Nigga. And I hate to tell you, Shorty sound kind of cool. She does sound pretty cool. Shorty sounds like, yo, nigga, it was me and you. We was cool. I'm not trying to hold you hostage. You just talking to me like a dog, one.

And yo, you not going to walk me there. You not going to see to it that the procedure gets handled accordingly. The going rate for the abortion for niggas of this stature is a quarter million or not i about to say a half yeah it's a quarter million 250 well yeah the quarter million that these sneaky niggas was paying was a few years ago too so it might be a little higher like three huh might be three three 350 yeah you gotta start at 350 now 100 they ain't getting it done he lucky that i don't know what town she from maybe Maybe Canada or some shit. She might be.

Again, she sound kind of cool. You ain't doing that to no New Yorker. Don't say the K word. She sound kind of cool. You like that. Look at you. Nah, word. He's talking to Shorty like a little rough, my nigga.

Because honestly. This is where he excels at. How should she? He says shit like this. Now they're going to hear it. And they're going to feel and fuck with it. I see your tricks. To say what? She sound kind of cool, salute to her

so now she's making her feel good, nigga. Think about what's going on. All you're going to do is tell him that you got a girl like you did all night at the Angela Simmons party. Yo. Get off me. That's so annoying when you got to tell a girl you got a girl. I was going to say, if you were in his position

And you had the You know, the mentality that you have currently How would you have responded to her? What would you have said? I could have been in his position if I'm up 300 million Or if I'm at 30 grand I think that somebody needs to be handled accordingly You know what I'm saying?

Like somebody got a life growing inside their body We've all been there, right? We've all had, well I know the two of us have. I don't know what your abortion ratio or record is, but we've had some abortions. Yo, dog, it's still a human being you talking to. You know what I'm saying? I think that you just need to be more polite.

It's a very delicate situation. Somebody got a life. That's cap. You don't know that to be true at the time you're talking to her. I know, but so you have to act. and we know a lot of women that take the money act like they're gonna get the abortion take the money we know a lot of women that'll get the money and don't be pregnant that's what i'm saying yeah but so you know but you still have to you're right for public perception and you know you're an athlete right you know i'm saying he's a top 10

top 15 top 15 nigga in the nba right now dog you have to address this accordingly you can't just be some cutthroat ass yo fam send a vid my nigga i don't want yo yo yo fuck what your body going through send a vid like i think that's crazy it is you get what i'm saying so you he even if he even if it wasn't genuine he was supposed to be way more caring way more polite way more diplomatic than he was. I'm a flying nurse. Yes, I'm a flying nurse to you. Yo, my mom's going to call you.

My sister's coming out there. Yes, yes. Damn, I thought we took all the precaution that we needed to. My mother's going to call you. Boy, you a pro. Shout out to Mama Faye. Yo, she is the Medium You gotta have a woman

Close to you To let her know In a nice way That you don't want no baby Yeah Femme come on Because again Not do it that way

If she really was pregnant by him My nigga she Coulda locked She coulda had that nigga Hanging out the dryer 300 million Not counting what your Endorsements package look like

100 grand She coulda been on 50 a month nigga hanging out the dry. Mm-hmm. $300 million, not counting what your endorsement package looked like? Pfft. $100 grand. She could have been on 50 a month. I would have just sent that nigga a gotcha meme. I gotcha. Ah-ha.

No, I can't. No, I can force a kid in the world, and I will, contingent upon how you continue to handle this. Mm-hmm. Go get with your people.

You are talking a little too rough. Actually, give me your lawyer's number. What's your lawyer's number? Actually, let's just do this the right way. No, the lawyer's not replying. Oh, he don't want to reply? Cool, I got a reply for him. Sure enough. Word. Hey, every hour that you leave my shit sitting there,

it's going up. It's going up. I need more. And I'm moving to L.A. I live in L.A. now. You know that's what

the girls do. Just bought a place. That's what the girls do. They get that baby and move right to L.A. where the Lord's is going to work in

their favor. Now give me 70 million. Now I want 70 million dollars because I'm a mom now. I quit my OnlyFans page and I'm a

mother. I want 100 a month. Bruh. Fuck that 100. and I'm a mother. I want $100 a month. Bruh. Fuck that $100. It would have been around there. Yeah. $50 a month. I want $100 a week, nigga.

You got it. You nice. I seen you dunk on somebody last week. And you got a three ball. And you was on the Olympic team. All of that? Yeah. I need $100 a week.

You one of them. Like, yo, I think he just handled it crazy. I think his people needed to intervene. So what do you think about the apology he issued? Yeah, he issued an apology. No, I thought... He didn't issue an apology? The Timberwolves did a good job.

Someone wrote the hell out of that apology. Blah, blah, blah, LLC wrote a hell of a response. What? Yeah, that might have been a Timberwolves-Vikings collab. All publicists on deck. The governor of Minnesota had a nigga write that. You know how much he is to the economy? You crazy.

Yeah. Yeah, that get him right. Yeah. And be careful. It's the season to have babies. That weather get cold. That pussy get warm. That pussy get warm.

Rain for two days straight. Oh, my God. And don't play SWV ring while you're in there. Fall down on me. Oh my God. Nigga. That's when she start coming for you. You feel that shit all over your shit.

Oh, I know. That's just That's just That's just so nasty, right? That's just tough. That's just like. This is so nasty, right? That's just heaven. God know what he did now.

Anyway. Let's see here. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do. And shout out to Fashion Nova's little Christmas line. These girls looking good out here for the holidays. Seen a couple pieces. All right, girl.

Yo, some of that men shit don't look bad. Look at you about to wear some Fashion Nova, man. You my friend already. They didn't merge with Burberry. So? They gave me a check. I'm going to tell on you later, Targuess. Because you elitist, too.

You bourgeois. You bourgeois. All right, now. We have not done a Secret Santa up here. Nah. Took things into my own hands. But Parks got me a gift, man.

I did. Nice. So y'all can talk. I'm going to unbox it on air just to see if it's some mutt shit. It's wrapped pretty well. It's wrapped nicely. I didn't wrap the greatest.'s some mutt shit. It's wrapped pretty nicely. I didn't wrap the greatest.

It's not my straw suit. No, actually, let me look. You did good. Yeah, you gotta use your strength for that, Corey. There ain't no little box. Yo, I've give classes, bro. Oh, you know how to wrap good? What? Yeah, but you gotta buy the gift. Nah, I'll show my man how to wrap it. Alright, look at this. This is not an ad, so

this is not an ad. All right. That shit got staples on it? Nah, he got the slant saw one way and it's flat. Listen, man. Nice paper, though. That's hate, man.

That's nice paper. Now, we can tell that guys can't rap GIFs. I'm in that club as well. Thank God for Nordstrom's Neiman's gift wrapping section that they do. This store didn't have the option, so I had to do it myself.

Normally, I would just bring it in and be like, oh, here. The gift opener. I am. I like to take a peek. I like to see if I can... Oh, I can't. Hey! Oh, nah, man. What is it? Oh, you're going to make me cry. What is it? Oh, he's going to make you cry. A plaque?

What is it? A plaque? Oh, Parks, you get the fuck out. Rock on. Oh, that's what I thought, too. That would have been my second guess. That was my second guess. Told you I'd make you some sriracha.

Oh, man. Oh, uh-uh. Told you I'd make you some sriracha. Now you don't got no excuse. Let's go, Parks. Now you don't got no excuse. Uh-oh. Oh, that's fly, yo. Stop playing with me, man. That's fly, yo. Now you don't got no excuse.

That's fly, yo. There we go. That's fly. That's fire. That's fire. That's fire. I think that shit works with the shit you use, too. That's fire. You ain't my guy. I got to work right now.

That's dope. That's fire. You ain't lucky I got to work right now. Yo. That's dope. That's dope. I won't hear no more excuses, neither. Yeah, that's it. Nah, I'm getting that. Rock on. I'm going to tear your bucket head off. Oh, man, that's lit.

Thank you, Bark. Crack your muffler. I appreciate that. Dad, now I got to get you some fly shit, though. You going to call Doughboy and get a set? I don't need to call him. I'm just saying. Stop playing, man.

You play around too much. That was definitely out of the Secret Santa budget. It was. That's hate. No, no. Your Secret Santa budget was broke as hell. Shut up. Talk about $50.

You acting broke to a nigga that pay you one of the salaries is crazy. Nope, so hold on. Because I pocket watch your other salaries. So hold on. You niggas is getting money out of you. Talking about some $50 Secret Santa. The whole point of

Secret Santa and it also being that inexpensive is for the gifts to be funny. You know what I mean? Like quirky. Of course you never worked in a corporate

environment. Yes I did. So I totally fucked Yes I did. I never worked in a Yes I did. Okay. Where?

Yes I did. Where you worked at? I worked at Sears and I worked at the Wiz. That's not corporate. That's not corporate. That's at Sears and I worked at the Wiz. That's not corporate. That's not fucking corporate. That was a corporation but you were sales.

But they were corporate. I had to go to the corporate office to get the key for the Wiz when I wanted to steal shit to open the back door. I couldn't steal without talking to corporate. So Mel, tell us the gift

you wanted to get us. Tell us. You can say it. Don't give me no broke gift. The trash ain't gonna without talking to corporate. So Mel, tell us the gift you wanted to get us. Tell us. You can say it. Don't give me no bro gift. I won't. The trash ain't going to think it's funny. There's no fucking way I'm going to fucking say it right now. I'm throwing y'all shit in the fucking...

Tell the guys what you plan on getting us. Not even the normal trash. Just shoot. You know what? I'm going to stop talking to you, okay? I'm going to stop talking to you. Get that shit far away. Why?

Just say it. What you plan on getting us? Tell us. Snitch. She told you snitch. Say it. Go ahead. It's an audio broadcast. Funny socks. I don't remember. I'm guessing say it. What's she playing again? Tell her. Snitch. She told you snitch. Say it. Go ahead. It's an audio broadcast.

Funny socks. I don't remember. I'm guessing funny socks. No, it's some shit with, I don't remember. Go ahead, Mel. I was going to get you guys this book that says, I'm dead, now what? It's basically where you put all your passwords and information that you want to pass on to somebody if anything happens to you. Holy shit.

She tried to kill us. She tried to kill us. We'll make sure these bottled waters are sealed. She told me that she was a phone. I said, okay. I said, okay, that's fire. I was lying. I was sick.

You see the pragmatism in the gift, right? Mm-hmm. I think that that's where the kind of like, you know, where... Can you explain the pragmatism, the prerogative to me?

Explain what the prerogative was. The piranhas? Yeah. Explain to me. What happened? Take it away, man. I asked you. I saw it.

You see the pragmatism in the gift, right? Okay. Is that another... Is that just another word for goofiness? No. You know what pragmatism is. Sensible. Sensible.

Sensible. You didn't get the gift. Yes. I ordered it. She got the gift. Don't bring that in for me. I'm telling you. That's up your alley, though, to be honest.

Give that to them. It sounds cute. That's up your alley. to be honest. Give that to them. It sounds cute. That's up your alley. Not on Christmas. Give that to me in March. Just in the morning on a Thursday. Got it. Okay.

She's like, oh, here, y'all. I thought about you. That ain't no Christmas gift. Okay. Maybe you're right about that. That was a Christmas gift. Don't come bring me a you dead book. That was a Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Yeah, part of smoke that shit. Yeah. Yeah, I got to hug this nigga later. I'm throwing that in the trash if it comes. No, you dead book. That was a Thanksgiving and Christmas. Yeah, Parker smoked that shit. Yeah. Yeah, I got to hug his knee later. I'm throwing that in the trash if it comes. No, you're not. Okay, I'm going to give it to you in March. I'm going to give it to you in March. You can't do that.

Dog, when the nail salon, every year the nail salon, Joe, Joe. Yeah, if I did that, you'll say something, but go ahead. That's what they be saying to me. Andy, you're right. I know. Joe, yeah, Baker's best. Thank you. but go ahead that's what they be saying to me Andy you right I know Joe here thank you

I walk right out to the nearest trash and put it right in there I don't need the calendar I don't need that lotion you put on my hands every week

like it's not banging I already have 30 of the greatest lotions ever made in my drawer my drawer can't even fit no more lotion. All right, now. It's a thought that counts.

No. Think hard. No, that's bullshit. So you walk out and throw the gifts away, yes? Some people, you don't value their thoughts any other time of the year. You don't think that they could conjure up a nice enough gift. I'm burger suave. I'm Burger Swap. I'm Burger Swap.

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I'm scared of y'all. I'm scared of y'all too. No, never. Why? Y'all still get up this weekend. Y'all got two good running backs. Cowboys could get ran on. That's true.

That's true. So I'm scared. I don't even care about it. Our offense line is banged the fuck up, though, so I'm worried about Micah Feaston. You can't tackle nobody. Fucking. You really be down after a loss, man.

Nah, you know what happens? I tell the truth, yo. I just tell the truth. I'll assess our team. I'll say what we strong at. I'll say what we weak at. Most fans be like, no, we the greatest. We can beat.

No, no. I do like the fact that it's in Miami. I like us for that reason. Yo, they showed all of the games in Miami, the Dolphins. They sit on one side of the field. Oh, yeah. Right? That's called home field. That's called home field.

Literally. Yo, and the sun comes around, so by the second half of the game, it's 30 degrees hotter on the opponent's side. Yeah. The opponents be over there fucked up off of heat exhaustion because it's beaming on them in Miami. They said the Patriots got some special made shit where it air conditions

their side of the bench because they know that that's what they do. All of that sounds right to me. Yeah, it's home field advantage. It should exist. It would sound right. Weasel. The Yankees built the new stadium with a short right and still won't hit home run short right.

Yeah, I can't make sense of it. I have a topic written down here that I think is hilarious, but I don't want Mel or anybody else to get offended. Go ahead. Uh-oh. Are black women purposely wearing bad wigs to attract rich white men? You think that's our bag? Well, I'm not a rich white man.

You are a rich white man. Rich in spirit. Yeah, mad spirits. Oh, man. You think the white dudes be attracted to the bad wig? Or they just don't know better? We don't know better. I don't know better either.

I saw this picking up steam around the internet. I don't know the damn thing. And I was like, holy shit, I never thought of that. I never thought. That's hard.

They don't. That's taking the damsel in distress thing to the next level if you're doing that because rich white men just like that look so they can come save you or you need them or whatever the psychology

is. Y'all think that's totally off base or y'all mad quiet? No, I don't think the rich white men know it's a bad wig. At all. Do you think they're attracted to the bad wig? Some white people don't even know it's a wig. They white. Your hair is know it's a wig. Yeah. I think they white.

Oh, your hair is so nice. Luxurious. They just accept it for what it is. Luxurious and long. Yeah, they do. They'll accept that shit. They think it's blonde for real. Look at your face. I'm so blown away by that.

I never thought that's kind of fly if that's the angle. They wouldn't ask our sister what type of hair that is. They'd just accept it. Yo, do the white women be coming up to you saying, let me feel it? No. No, they definitely don't. No, Antoine. No, that used to be a thing.

I'm lying. That's white girls. No, they ask you like your... White girls are like, oh my God, can I touch your hair? No, bitch. Like your pet? Yeah. Ch-ch-ch-chia.

I'm telling you. Black girls punching them in their face in the bathroom. Bitch, don't touch my hair. Knock your fucking head off. Nah, I don't know about the older rich white dudes. They might be coming for the damsel in distress black box. I think that's a great little trick. I think it's hard.

Do you think that's a possibility? No, I don't think that. I don't think that. I think it's hard. Do you think that's a possibility? No, I don't think that. I don't think that. I think it's deeper than that. I don't think it has anything to do with the hair. I think that they just look at black girls as like, let me get some strange on the side. Let you get some what? Sorry, I keep pulling these phrases out that you guys haven't heard before. And that might be, yeah.

Let me get some strange. Wait, wait, what was that term? Let me get some strange. Wait, wait, what was that term you just said? Let me get some strange on the side. Yeah. Maybe I lived in the financial district too long.

Maybe so. And I was around like, huh? You can't say that. Oh, sorry. I'm just repeating a phrase that they use. I thought that

I have heard that term and I think the term usually means some cheating, stepping up. No, I've heard let me get something strange for some change. I heard that.

I don't think that you should refer to black women as strange, period. I'm not, but this is what... Even if that's the saying, but I ain't about to serious this out. You can't enforce that bullshit. I'm not enforcing it. I could be wrong. I feel like the term strange means not your girlfriend. It's some strange vagina, meaning it's not the vagina that you're used to.

I don't think it's specifically targeted. White man not supposed to say strange about no black vagina. Yeah. Something strange. That don't sound... Do you think that... I'm not all knowing in this. I don't know.

Something strange. But even if what Parks is saying is right, I think that's wrong. Oh, it's so wrong. I thought some strange had to do with something freaky. No, I think strange, like I said, I don't think it's race related. I don't think it's race related. New vaginas.

I don't think it's race related, that's what I'm saying. Sidebox. Let me get some strange. Give me some head. I didn't think it was pussy. Do some shit you weren't usually doing in your relationship. and I'll pay you. Oh, you got it. I think that's taking it another step forward. So you think, yo, who you think is on the genius side of that?

Hey, man, stop. You already on the genius side of what? The man or the woman? He thinks the women are. That's a good question. I thought the women were. Okay. But I see what you did there.

I didn't even do that. Y'all fucking me up. I got you. That could be genius on both sides. I'm going to point out the bad wig in the spot. I know she need a couple dollars. Yeah, they should be cheap to house. But Park said the white man can't tell about the wigs.

They'll take some radiators. I could fuck her with a radiator in the crib. Yo, what's wrong? The shit that make the noise. Bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang. Come on, what else is important up there? What else is important up there?

That is hilarious hilarious show. All right, did you guys see the post that the actor Christian Keys made? I don't know who that is. Who's Christian Keys? Okay, so he's a writer, producer, he's an actor. One of his TV shows that's on BET Plus right now is called All the Queen's Men.

It's starring Eva Marcel. It's a Tyler Perry produced project or EP project. What? What? Eva always putting us on some bullshit.

No, this was not this was not the point. We don't have beauty plus we don't watch Queens of Kings. Okay, this was not my point. We don't know who the fuck

this nigga is. Okay, I'm just surprised that you guys did not cross your timeline.. We don't know. Who the fuck this nigga is, you tell me. Okay, I'm just surprised that you guys did not cross your timeline. Oh, let me see. Read the... Oh, okay, what happened? Can you please read the headline? The headline says, Christian Keys opens up about sexual harassment by a quote-unquote powerful man in Hollywood.

Oh, I saw that. I saw that. I didn't watch it, though. He was sitting in the chair, right? He was sitting... Yeah. Yo, you Yo Who the man Well there's a lot of speculation

As to who the man is So I'm not gonna do that Thank God I'm not fucking doing that Big man Big man Tell me in my ear though later Yeah yeah yeah

Alright so So what you got on this I just thought it was interesting Because of course I'm gonna say I think he's very brave as a man coming forward to talk about being a victim of sexual harassment in this industry. He doesn't dribble at all. He doesn't have any free throws on the season.

He doesn't have any assists, I feel like. But he getting threes up. That's the stuff we can't have. It's frustrating. I think we'll figure it out sorry it was too tempting all right so you think he was brave i think he was brave for coming forward and it was just interesting to like you know kind of look at the commentary a lot of people offered support but a lot of people were like put a bullet on that fucking name or shut

the fuck up and i was just like Jesus Christ, people are really fucking entitled and shit like that. So you don't feel like he should put a bullet on her name? It's just, why speak about it at all? Because I don't think that it's very easy

for victims of anything to come forward and say, you know, what's happened. But I think that his point for saying it is it's not just happening to women. That it's happening to men. But men seem to treat it

kind of like a joke. You know? Look at all your faces. Look at all your faces. Now this is some of the most boring shit I ever said. No, I said this before. Nobody cares about

niggas getting... What'd you say? I said, yo, if a man gets sexually abused, we can't come in and say that. But they don't. Nobody cares if that happens to a man.

So now we're in a room. Come on, let's be a kill. Come on. Come on, let's all get sad right now. No, it's not about sadness. It's not that it's sad. So get your protest sweater. Nobody don't give a fuck. Nobody cares. Unpack it, though, for us right now, in this moment.

I think the proposed all-white versus all-black Pro Bowl football game was a much more interesting conversation. What the fuck? Rashard Mendenhall, former football player, I think he's retired. He put out a tweet saying, I'm sick of average white guys commentating on football. You're not even good at football.

Can we please replace the Pro Bowl with an all-black versus all-white Pro Bowl so these cats can stop trying to teach me who's good at football? I'm better than your goat. Zaire, friend of the show, shout out to Trenches, posted, well, so there was another gentleman, Will Compton, that said, I like what we have, a white man, said, I like what we have in house. Coaches, QB, RB, fullback, O-line,

tight end, defensive end, and intangible linebackers. We're getting cooked on the back end, but with a smart game plan and a good run game, we should be able to win. And Sarah Franklin said, that's a crazy analysis game, but we're going to bomb on y'all 49-7, respectfully. I'm rocking with Zaire. I'm rocking with Zaire, too, man. I don't know if there's a white cornerback in the league,

and Tyreek Hill is going to go absolutely fucking crazy on your smart linebackers. Listen, Travis Kelsey, George Kittle, and Christian McCaffrey on the same team is scary. It is. With Cooper Cup and – Oh, shit, and Cooper Cup. Yeah. And Adam Thielen, maybe. Adam Thielen.

Nah, he's cooked probably. He'll get the slot. He'll get the slot. That's funny, maybe. Adam Thielen. Nah, he's cooking probably. He'll get the slot. He'll get the slot. That's funny, though. 49 to 7. I'm with Zaire on this one. Bro. Stop.

There's no secondary on the white team. Yeah. Zero secondary. We're going to line up four wides. Who the fuck goes to Steph and AJ and Jefferson? Come on, stop, yo. I'm with y'all. Just throw it as far as you can throw it, dog.

Any direction. Just throw that bitch. All right. I would be remiss to not talk about one of the greatest tiny desks I ever witnessed. That shit was amazing. By far the best wrap tiny desk that's ever happened. I couldn't think of. That was ridiculous. By far the best rap Tiny Desk since ever happened. I couldn't think of... That was ridiculous.

Scarface. Man. One of my favorite MCs of all time. One of the most underappreciated MCs of all time. I would say probably either one or two on the most underappreciated

MCs of all time. Oh, no. He hasn't popped up in the top five as much as he should. He's in my top ten every time. Oh, no. He hasn't popped up in the top five as much as he should. He's in my top ten every time. Scarface blessed us all

with a trip up to Tiny Desk. Was privileged enough to have Mike Dean with him up. Mike Dean, boy. As he should be. Kanye beef aside,

he was destroying those keys. Oh, my goodness. That's nice. he was destroying those keys. Background singers were smoking this shit. What a vibe. And that's why he's the perfect guy for tiny does you hear him? Yeah, he's saying what needs to be see acting it out up there

Come on I'm just go through these slides. I'm not as rock Scarface, put the fucking guitar down, man. We got to stop this. Lil Wayne started this shit. He can play a little bit. Yeah. Hey, come on, man.

Come on, man. Super chill. Put some respect on his name, please. Face, thank you. Thank you for this. This is a good vibe at the holiday season. We made the impossible look easy, but she said, I'll never leave my block. My niggas need me, yo.

Sing this in. On my block. Hey. Hey, sing this in. Hey! Oh, this is where Mike Dean lost his mind. Yeah. This is incredible. I'm letting this rock just for the music fans out there. You got to. Because I can't say enough.

Hey. I could fuck to this. That's how smooth this is. Why don't Tiny Desk release an album? They probably have that on the entire... They probably working on it. Yeah. They should.

They own all this shit. They should put this out. They should. Then you gotta get clearances from the parent labels and all that shit, no? They already have the clearances. The label sent them up there. They understand what's going on. You wouldn't have to get it from the label because it's live.

Well, if the artist is still signed, I guess you would have to get clearances. But with the indie artist, you could definitely put it out. The day we recorded this. After this, I'm done. Then we can move on. This was the one. It was really, really dark. And all I could see was Mike.

I hope the young people go back and do their due diligence on scar face and just some of the old geez man be ashamed to miss out on this type of vibe but I was fucking stoned this is a good story he said my game is there for the original yeah yeah my team was but I know part of that whole those words rap lot shit. I didn't know that. Yeah, hell yeah. Wow. Fucking eyes got big as those camera lenses, y'all. And when it's something like this, hold up. I said.

It go. He greets his father with the hands. This was it. This solidified him for me. Glad to be the man's child. The world is different since he's seen it last. Out of jail been seven years. It's good to know the songs that I hold, that I revere this way.

It's good to know that they were stoned out of their mind when they wrote this. Buddy's Black. That was dope. So we got one strike again. Scarface. That was a really great hip-hop 50 treat for me. Word. It might have been one of the best of the year.

Yeah, that felt. That was just feel- good vibes. I don't have a take. I'm just super appreciative to to face and face another nigga that run for me on the spade table. Yo, why do all y'all entertainment niggas run for me on the spade table? Especially now I got a couple dollars. I can't

find a spade again. Honestly, it's frustrating. They heard how nice your father was. Huh? They heard how nice your father was. Hey, no I in team. I don't care. You can put it on him. That's senior. That's senior. Yeah, man. That's frustrating. They heard how nice your father was. Huh? They heard how nice your father was. Hey, no, I ain't team. I don't care. You can put it on him. That's senior. That's senior.

Yeah, man. That's senior. I ain't going to hate on him. The apple ain't fall. I ain't going to hate on him at all. Shout out to Scarface. What do we think of this Metro versus Drake stuff still happening? A few people tried to tell me Drake was shooting at me, too.

I don't care. I don't have a response. I don't think it's about me anyway. I think it was about Metro, too. I don't care. I don't have a response. I don't think it's about me anyway. I think it was about Metro, too. It was definitely about Metro. What gives you the clues? Because Metro deleted a tweet that he posted about him. I forgot exactly what the tweet was.

I don't even know what the beef is over, honestly, at this point. To the rest of you, the nonbelievers, the underachievers, the tweet and deleters, you guys make me sick to my stomachs, fam. Honestly, if you guys want to look in my eyes, you guys want to do something? You guys, that's what I thought. No, that's what I thought. Man, why a Canadian like this? The rest of you.

That's your man. To the rest of you. To which Metro says. The non-believers. Whoa, calm down, Jamal. Don't pull out the nine. Don't shoot. Don't really. retro says non-believers whoa calm down jamal don't pull out the nine i thought that was such an appropriate response because that's how you want to respond to some of these niggas that's on this this this bullshit that they are You want to respond to some of these niggas that's on this bullshit that they on.

Talented cast. I don't even remember what the beef is about. Because Metro felt like Drake was getting all the awards, all the nominations for best album. And he felt like his was overlooked. He tweeted, deleted it. Then it's been this. It's just been this. Metro album's fire, though. It was fire.

It was really fire. You can't jump at the camera, my nigga. You can't jump at the what? What? Say something. Who? That's funny. Oh.

What? Oh, okay. Thought you had something to say. What? They better not let me get no money. Boy, I'm over. What you gonna do? What What you going to do? What would you do?

Huh? How different would you be? You're already winning the Angela Simmons party hairless. Exactly, nigga. What else you going to do? You already act like you got a millionaire ready. How was your colonoscopy? You didn't even tell us.

Oh, yeah. What was that like? How do we not get a report on that? You went to sleep. You sleep, nigga. Nigga, how did you feel when you woke up? Did you feel different? Your shit was inflammatory?

Shit felt a little loose. Foot loose. Foot loose. Foot loose. Get up. They can put you to sleep and put the two fingers in there. Jiggle it up a little bit. Come on.

Get it nice and right. How was it when When you woke up Did you see the footage? That's the question They give you pictures Yo, they put you to sleep They give you pictures Like after the Nitro

Great Adventure Yo, you stupid Come on, I want to know What they expect at this age Count from 10 backwards You go to sleep Oh yeah they do that shit too Check you out

I would love to go to bed that way 10 9 Was that the first time You ever been put under No Okay Why they do that

I've had surgeries before Oh okay They let you count On some stupid shit Cause it distracts your mind And while they giving you the gas Anesthesiologist put you out, just distract you. They ain't gotta distract me, just give me the gas.

Yeah, that's what go to sleep. Let me get this one. Count to 10. And you- Well now I've had it where they be talking to you, yeah, so what you do? I'll take that shit, take a deep breath. I'm out of here, buddy.

They don't want you to do that. Hey, can I take this home? You don't need to do all that. Hey, do you have this in a pen? Can I get the Brittany Griner version of this? Yeah, I need to vape this one. Yo, you stupid. Then they rolled you over and did what they had to do.

You was laying on your stomach. You'd be on your side. You was on your side. You comfortable on your side, laying on your side? Just a question. Just a question. And was your hair all this? Did you have all this?

Did you have all this ass curls shit going on? Or did you go in there with your normal hair? Ass curls. What? That's not my normal hair. Did they compliment your lack of hair? No, they didn't. How long was the procedure for, Ish?

The procedure itself is short, like 10 minutes. Are you mixed? No, nigga. Ish, you all, stop. I had a big argument with my mom. You all mixed, Ish. We didn't know. We didn't know at all. We didn't know.

Sure, everybody in this room is mixed at some point. But you can't say no, you're mixed. Identify each other's side. I don't know any. Oh, well, if he doing that, then we all mixed. If he going back, then it's 1600. No, I'm about to say, I don't know anybody in my family that's not black. And on both sides

of my family, everybody I've ever met is black. So somewhere down the line, Master did some bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not talking about that. But yeah, no.

I'm not mixed. I'm not mixed. Straight from Virginia. Straight. My mother and my father both from Virginia. Nice. Country hill, Billy Hicks.

See, Mo got people thinking some other shit out of me. Yeah, she did. She's confusing people. Nah, I'm black. Shout out to Bo. All right.

Nah, I'm black. A year, like, a year. Three years into the job. I said this before. Like, no, I ain't mixed. I said that. I don't know why my mom trying to confuse me. She gonna call me and curse me out, too.

She gonna curse me out. All right. What else? What else? The Senate staff member Was caught fucking In the hearing room Who was he fucking

What Who he's fucking His boo I mean does she work Is it a she Yeah We're asking It's not

Okay I got this I got this I got this Senate staffer Has been terminated from employment following an incident involving the filming of explicit content on the Senate floor. That's a hell of a lot of fans. Variety.

Hell of a dog. His name is Aiden, and I can't pronounce all his last names. I'm sorry. He's love. He blew the fucking spot up. Yeah. Duke. He blew the fucking spot up.

His name is Duke. He blew his own spot up, okay? He's been associated with the Democratic Senator Ben Cardin of Maryland. He's no longer employed. Blah, blah, blah. We don't care about all that. Was he fucking a guy or a girl? It's, uh.

That's some swaggy shit. You know, it doesn't say. To be fucking somebody on the Senate floor? Because they said it was like his gay lover or something, but I don't want to get sued. I don't want to speculate. But even if it's not, right? Yes. What do y'all think?

Yes. It was a man. Yeah, he was fucking his gay lover in the hearing room. Yes. Now, that to the side. Do y'all feel like this is swag? Come on. Yes.

Tell the truth. Yes. I do too. And if I can record it, I'm going to record. I'm doing that. Uh-huh. Put the little seal. What the fuck is you talking about, nigga? I'm gonna record I'm doing that put the little seal fuck is you talk about nigga I'm 100%

Nancy Pelosi used to sit right there you know what I mean and I'm Roebling get the gavel out yeah give us some liberty for all yeah

give us some star spangle pussy pussy pussy and you know if you if you gay Star Spangled Pussy. Pussy. Pussy. And you know, if you gay, then your boyfriend might be hype over this.

Like, your girl don't care. Whatever, go to work, nigga. I'll see you at home. But your gay, your boyfriend is like, what? We got a fucking there? We got a fucking there.

You have the keys? Yeah. If you fucking a dude, that means it's two times the bad ideas you come up with on your own. For real. Niggas together

ain't thinking about nothing constructive. Dumb shit. Yo, let's go to your job that pays the bills and where they be taping at, the room that be on TV. Lifetime.

Lifetime of benefits. Taxpayer money. Yeah, yeah. You get benefits for a lifetime. Nice salary forever. And what a- Just throw all that away on some sausage. What a table to bend shit over on, right?

Good wood. Pause. The best wood. Regal. Cherry. Regal. Oh, man. Oh, my Lord.

You know the names that have sat at this desk? I'm about to crack you all. We fucking in the same spot. George Washington was thinking of some shit. Thomas Jefferson wrote this. Yo, that's crazy. Actually, I'm Thomas Jefferson for the next hour, homeboy. Oh, shit.

Think they wore robes, wigs? With the baby powder? Oh, the white man with the wig. I wonder how he got caught. I mean, he taped it. I'm sure the surveillance cameras I'm sure they have cameras on the Senate floor.

The risk we take. It's a risk we take. The angle of the picture that they're using for this is like, comes from behind him. So if he's making the tape Oh, the tripod.

They ain't had a niggas from black. That's when you guys set the tripod up behind him. That's when you hit the tape. Oh, the tripod. They ain't had a niggas from black. That's when you got to set the tripod up. That's when you hit the timer. 10 seconds. You got 10 seconds to get right. You did the tripod action? It's looking like it.

Because the action is coming from behind him. Oh boy, he wanted to get that stroke on fucking camera. I ain't gonna lie, that sounds like one of the best nuts ever. If I was thinking of a list of places where I would have the best nut ever, that would be on the list. Sometimes I have some of these business meetings, and the secretary walk me in the conference room, and the conference room be so amazing that the first thing you think of is.

I bust my ass in this corner office overlooking that water. Hell yeah. You just can't do it because you're trying to get a deal there. You're trying to get some business going. What does the secretary look like? Nice little hell game. Secretary's be looking good. Yes.

They know what they be doing. Shout out to the White House staffer dude. I don't know if you, well, you probably won't continue to have a job there. Nah, I'm sure you'll land somewhere though. I'm sure it was worth it though. Were you about to make an inflammatory joke? Yeah. He might have landed somewhere already.

You don't have to do it. Oh. Y'all do it when you're not supposed to do it. God damn. Them too? What the fuck you talking about? Oh, shit. It's all right.

It's fine. It's fine. In other news, damn, this one pains me to say it. Pains me to say this one here. You're not going to say it? I am going to say it after I cue up my music. Former Giants running back Derek Ward was arrested Monday night

on felony charges for multiple robberies in the Los Angeles area. He stole some shit from you before? Oh, shit. What? robberies in the Los Angeles area. He stole some shit from you before? What? That's a good shot. He did. He did.

You my man. You my man, son. The 43-year-old Ward was accused of robbing several businesses in the area. Ward was a member of the Giants from 2004 to 2008 and was on the Super Bowl XLII team that won a championship. And he was nice. He did steal a little something. He did. You know, stole a thing.

I was tight about that shit. You was? And I read it. You did? That's terrible. And I snitched. I was immature. That's terrible. And I snitched. Ugh. I was immature.

That's what it was? Just broke? I wouldn't snitch today. That was COE. I know. Because you got money. You guys want to let us in on? Yeah, I'm lost.

Yeah. The details? Get found, nigga. Go to Rap Genius. If you know, you know. You don't want a nigga like me to know, right? If you know, you know. You don't know, so you don't know

Sorry That's a smart move Sorry That's a smart move Sorry But 2024, that's one of my goals, by the way For you to know as less as possible Yeah

I already heard the nigga name, I listened back So 2023 went a little too crazy with you being knowledgeable of things And just bringing them to the air, sharing it, YouTube True, true Shampoo this nigga, this girl. In 2024, the goal is for you to know nothing.

Huh? For you to know nothing. If you take her, she's not mine. If you take her, she's not mine. You're like, you quick on your feet, bucko. You're a rapper. No, I got that from Trey Songz after he took one of my bitches.

Only one? Have you ever took a nigga bitch? Let's ask about it. Have you ever been on the receiving side of taking a popular nigga's bitch? No. I feel like that's a lie. Really? You don't feel like that?

No, I like when they have a man. I wasn't trying to take, I'm not even trying to take you. Keep him. So you nailed somebody. Keep him. You fucked me on a Wednesday night or something. When he got a road game.

When he pack it up and leave for a little while. Come see me, but I never wanted you to leave the dude that you was with. Oh, got it, got it. Ever. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. So no.

That's not my bad. That makes sense. Y'all can cheer as well open floor I can't answer the questions I never took no I haven't had many girls stop stuttering nigga can't even say it straight

these hazel eye thugs no I popped everybody girl I'm talking oh my god Nigga can't even say it straight. These hazel eye thugs. No, I popped everybody, girl. I'm talking about shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Like, nah, not wife nobody, girl. Oh, no, I never did that. Yeah, but not with the new body.

It's not my bag, Joe. You ain't popping with the new clean pubes. They don't know what they're missing now. You might have to spin the block a few times. I gave you the hairy shit back in the day. Now I'm going to give you the smooth. Oh, my God. Jesus, Mary Joseph.

Mel, what say you? I've never taken another nigga's girl before either. Have you ever smashed a fly chick's man? Yes or no? Go. Yes is the answer. Probably unbeknownst to me. Why are you doing

some hootie to blowfish shit? Unbeknownst to you. Unbeknownst. Well, when did it get knownst? Yeah. Once you've knowned it, what'd you do? When did it get knownst?

I clutched my pearls. I said, how could you put me in that position? Oh, you did the victim. No, no, no. And then he put you in another position and you kept clutching. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Yo, did I clutch the bed in another position? By the way, are you going to go for another session? Because, you know, when it comes to, like, lasers. You got five left. I got five left. You got to do five more sessions. C-O-E. Put up a tripod.

What, you want me to film? Yeah, you can blur the, you know. Come on now. Tell me you guys did not. I would never. I wouldn't do it anyway. I don't care to see that content. Respectfully.

With all due respect, bro. With all due respect. You my man and all that. But I'm cool. You can take that shit over to Tinder. Oh, man. And that should be your new nickname instead of Ish. What?

Tinder. Tinder Ish. Stupid, yo. Tinder love. Tinder love. Speaking of Tinder. Speaking of tinder yeah i can't see the board come on what do y'all do tinder launched a 499 subscription fee what does that come with it better come with some head it means that you can throw the girl in your lap it means you can slide into somebody's dms without actually liking them first it means that you'll have access

to the premium, you know, pages. The algorithm. Yeah. The premium pages, the most sought after, you know, people on Tinder.

First of all, a lot of people knock shit down from Tinder. When you hear about Tinder, it's niggas knocking them down. That was the DTF fucking app. It was. That's what it was.

I've never heard anything bad about, I mean, the Tinder killer. That shit used to be lit. That shit used to be lit. Other than the Tinder killer. Yeah, right. The Tinder killer. Other than that little thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a lot of people. Anytime one of these pop up. I was a Tinder killer too. I was a Tinder killer. Yo, yo. Oh, shit. Yo.

Oh my God. I slayed a few. When you stopped. When I got banned. You got When you stopped When I got banned When I got banned You got banned from Tinder I got banned from Tinder You got banned from Tinder

I did I didn't even know You could do that I was trying to have A threesome with my girl When we were on vacation Somewhere and they banned me Oh shit

They got banned from Tinder See why you gotta Just google big black See why you gotta Just google with that one. We're looking for girls. Oh, okay. Oh, man.

Big black cooch. Tinder bad wigs. Right, man. So Tinder was known for that. Like, if you go on Tinder and meet somebody on Tinder, you got fucking. No. DTF Not always

But it was a pretty good probability It became that app It really did become Do you have a Tinder profile? No I do not Did you have one before? Yes I did I have one before

Yeah Y'all was that horny I never had a Tinder profile Why did you need to do that As somebody that has done well In the real world with people For me I'm telling you

Online dating Has always been dope for me you know I don't really approach people in public so online date myspace black planet me hint day tinder bumble yo okay cupid the other day I thought about this, how old we are. We were there for when you had to lie about meeting somebody online. Yes. Facts. True. True.

You were embarrassed. Yeah. Now it seems like that's the only answer to say. If you didn't meet them online, then you weird as hell. You're the weirdo. Isn't that strange? It is crazy. How you be alive for both sides of the pendulum?

When I was young, no disrespect to anybody, fam, the girls that were dancers, they hid that shit. Like, when I was in college, girls, they'd be like, yo, I heard she dance. And girls would walk by that community center with their head down like this. Now you meet a girl, they'd be like, oh, yo, I dance. What's up? Pull up on Thursday. Bring your bag, too. Like, yo, that shit's different.

The Tinder killer. Don't kill me while I'm erect. Tinder killer was nasty. Don't kill me. What, they was killing women? Or both? Look, now you got to go look it up. See, I'm old.

So all I remember is the Craigslist killer. Yeah. There was a Craigslist killer I remember is the Craigslist killer. Yeah. What? It was a Craigslist killer? It was a Craigslist killer when Craig might be a doc on it. Craigslist used to... I knew some people that were getting some strange off Craigslist. You could get everything from Craigslist.

Craigslist was the first Amazon. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You could get anything off of Craigslist. They just have coochie on the menu. Them niggas used to put a little bullshit job up there. Now hiring. Come see me over here for...

C-U-M. Listen to you. You wrote an ad? You wrote an ad? I know. No, no, no. Wait, what's C-U-M? Come see me.

Yeah. You might have been on there looking, Mel. Not on Craigslist. I was looking for a fucking table on Craigslist. They not worthy? They wasn't worthy? Craigslist? No. I wasn't on Craigslist. I was looking for a fucking table on Craigslist. They not worthy? They wasn't worthy? Craigslist? No. I wasn't using Craigslist as a dating app.

It's scary. Everybody here tell me about when they was fucking somebody that wasn't worthy of their energy. How many? You just like holding you. The nigga was from Queens. The Tinder killer was from Queens. Tinder dick ass nigga. That sounds about right.

That sounds right. Y'all niggas be sensitive as hell out there. Oh, you're crazy. No, we don't. And rest in peace to anybody that lost their life over that Queens nigga that wasn't emotionally responsible. Seems to be a thing with these Queens guys. Like, grow up.

Anyway. And donate some money. You got to do something. You a sucker for love. You got to do something. You got to help with this. I am. All right, so stay in your category. You goddamn right I am. You a sucker for love. You got to do something. You got to help with this. All right, so stay in your category.

You're goddamn right I am. You can't judge niggas like us. That seems invasive, though, to open up the DMs to anybody. Yeah. Because they paid $500. Yo, it takes away from the whole premise of Tinder, quote unquote.

Because the Tinder premise was... We like each other. No, they wanted women to feel... No, that was Bumble. No, that's Bumble. Both. He been on all those No Bumble Both Bumble is the one

Where the woman Has to make the first move Which is why I never Got on that stupid But on Tinder Y'all both have to Like each other Yeah you gotta swipe right

And make a match So they both were Based on the women Feeling more comfortable Because of course Men are gonna flood Women's DMs You'll have 7,000 dudes

But the woman Has to like you The man has to like you, so now it gives the woman a little bit more leeway with regards to the interactions. Sort of. If Mel Ford is on Tinder, right?

Jiggas is going over there. Hey, if Mel Ford is on Tinder, fuck that cameo shit. I am just shouting out your business. Happy birthday. Hey, Tinder. birthday, Hector. Hey, fuck that.

Think, you ought to have 7,000 DMs. Yeah, but on the flip side, if I'm a girl, you know, and I've decided

to swipe right on somebody, I can't get access to him until he swipes right on me too. I know, but the odds are not. So it's got to be like a reciprocal kind of thing. I'm pretty sure

more Sephora. How long you go tender for, man? How long you go tender for? Honestly man? How long you was on Tinder for? Honestly, how many years? This, maybe like eight months, nine months. This was back when it like kind of. First started.

Yeah, first started. It was like 2013. I admitted that. Did you meet anybody on Tinder? I met guys. Oh, shit. I met guys. That's a come up.

That's a come up. Niggas is coming up. He was out there swiping. He was swiping right in front of Mel Ford. Melissa. Man accessible. What? Yo.

Man accessible. I don't ever want to hear you say that somebody's not on your level when you was out here robbing a Tinder cradle. Has she ever said that? Yeah. Five minutes ago. So interesting. I was just trying to get her there again.

So interesting. I just, honestly, I tried to date guys that had no idea who I was. Good luck with that. And Tinder was your place to do that? It was, listen, it was the beginning of the shit.

So that's the wig explanation. Did you use like a pseudonym? No, I used my name. So if a guy ended up in my, you know, in the DMs or whatever, I swiped right and then he made mention To knowing exactly who I was

I would unmatch immediately Huh That'll show him Well I mean I just I didn't I just didn't participate I'd have played

Dumb like a motherfucker What are you Marvel or something No I'd have played stupid too But I'm lying And telling my niggas I beat

The funny part was I would have Ventured down the path To make sure it's really you And not somebody Catfishing somebody True You get what I ventured down the path to make sure it's really you and not somebody catfishing somebody. You get what I'm saying? Like, you want to make sure you're talking to the real Melissa Ford instead of somebody just using your pictures and shit.

That's not what I was looking for. I just, I wanted to meet guys who had no clue who I was. It's just those rainy days outside trying to wash away. You know, all the Queens raps. If a nigga not from Queens, he don't know no lyrics. I'm mad at the tender killer from Queens, nigga. Fuck that nigga, son. He could be from Brooklyn or Harlem somewhere, nigga.

Queens? $500 subscription, better come with some head. Go at my doorstep. Fuck around with you, nigga. Listen. Instagram free. I can't believe y'all did these dating apps like this. I ain't going to lie.

I'm surprised. You don't gonna lie. I'm surprised. But listen, you don't go to P.O.S. too, ma'am? There's a movie over there. No. Ma'am? I didn't go to P.O.S. You was on Black Planet? No.

Hide the money, y'all. There's poor people around. With your broke ass. I mean, I went all the way. Hey, listen. Listen, motherfucker. I went all the way up the chain. I was on Raya.

You couldn't just get on fucking Raya. No, stop it. What is Raya? He was all on Raya. What's Raya? That's a celebrity shit. Oh, you were on Raya. No, but they sent it to me.

Didn't you just? I didn't do any of that stuff. You was on Black Planet, Joe. In 96? You still was on it. Yeah. You was on the phone shit? Hold up.

In 1996. You and Yachty fucking grew. you still was on it yeah you was on the phone the phone shit hold up in 1996 you was in a fucking group in 1996 I wasn't as confident I wasn't as funny charming it wasn't 96

handsome it was 96 you was you was little Black Planet 2 Joe what year was it it was the 2000s no

I was on Black Planet in the 90s I don't think it was out in the 90s but Black Planet is from the 2000s. No, I was on Black Planet in the 90s. I don't think it was out in the 90s, but. Black Planet is from the 90s. Late, late. Like, 99. Black Planet, I know for certain, is from the 90s. So you was 16?

That's what I'm saying. I was young on Black Planet. Me and Dill. That's when Dill had all the passwords. Dill was meeting up with them chicks, Dill and AD. Me too. You was on Black Planet? Every other week. What? Dill had his up with them chicks dealing AD. Me too. Every other week.

What? Dill had his own apartment. I ran Black Friday. When you had your own apartment in the 90s? Oh shit, y'all. Oh fuck. I meant to tell y'all.

I think the time has come. Go ahead. I've always dreaded this day. But I knew it was coming. My son. What? What? What, nigga?

You got somebody pregnant? No. He won his own career. Won his own career? It's about that time. How old is he? 22. Yeah.

About that time, Joe. About that time. Nah. You said no. JR's 19. Fuck that. Mm- he? 22. Yeah. About that time, Joe. About that time. Nah. You said no, he? JR's 19. Fuck that. Mm-hmm. 22, a little too young.

I think so, too, but. Like, if he would have stayed on campus, yes. If he would have had roommates first, yes. But I thought that, okay. I think it's a transition between leaving your parents' crib to having your own crib. Oh, he don't want roommates. He wants his own home. My father's rich.

That's true. Who are you talking about? Roommates is a financial necessity. Let me ask you a question. How did he break that conversation to you? Because you always be telling us, is it easy to talk to you about these things? Does he try to walk the ice?

My son is a button. So he can just go on. I used to walk by. Throw it in the air. OK. Gauge your response. Use little trick terms to kind of, he ain't never just going to come it in the air, gauge your response, use little trick terms to kind of, you ain't never just going to come out and say some shit.

You're going to try to fool you first. That was what I did at that age, too. So currently, he's staying with his moms? Yeah. He's ready. He's ready. I ain't going to hold you. It's tricky. I'm tired of fucking in these cars, yo.

I ain't going to hold you. But I think that's kind of a trick at that age to have your own crib in your own car I think that could that could be

a disaster no I think that that could be a disaster I'm with you on that I'm scared of that I think it's a transitional period where you should have roommates first

absolutely or college dorm shit like that I just think that it's a a slow... Unless, of course, he earns enough money

to have his own shit. But then it's even triple worse. When he say to me, I'm thinking about my own crib soon, all I hear is, very soon, I got to come up with deposit. And then that's next, right?

Pregnant. All right, don't put that on me. Nah, that's what I'm thinking. Why? I'm thinking. Why? I'm too young and beautiful to be a granddad. Because you're 22, so no disrespect to anybody that's 22. None of us were the most responsible in our early 20s. So now you ran out of condoms.

Now you got a copy and paste. It's 3 in the morning. Ran out. We got a copy and paste of Anthony Edwards shit. You got to send that over. Yeah, shit. You got to just send that over. Pills. Video. Yeah.

But wait, I'm going to let my dad talk to you. I hear you on the phone now. Hello, young lady. Young lady, how are you? I hear you now. You'll be a mean ass. I'm great. I'm great.

I couldn't be better. You get straight to the point. It's not about me. Where are you at today stop cause his last name he gotta change his last name cause they might think he a mark

and then the price for the abortion it might go up by the time shit might be $750 $750k to get this abortion but no

that's the funny part the headline's gonna be Joe Button gets 20 year old pregnant we gotta differentiate the buttons which button is your button one is a double-breasted button yo there that whoo you pay for that my dad pay for that headline i'm laughing because my dad

had his birthday party at he got the conference room at the Times here. It was the first floor of the lobby. They treated me real good, but I came. I can't say no more. What do you mean? Nigga, why you bring the story up? Because I'm famous. I went to the Times.

All the people there. It was a mess. After you got there? Yes. They knew you? It was a mess. After you got there? Yes. They knew you? Yes. Come on,

y'all know I'm bourgeois. I'm bourgeois. The fuck? The other day, I'm in a spot. I'm buying some cologne. What cologne? Blow my nails.

So I'm buying some cologne. So a young lady walks up to me. She talks, you know, my boyfriend loves the show. All right. So she's younger. So a young lady walks up to me. She talks, my boyfriend loves the show. Right? So she's younger.

So now I'm walking away. She comes back. Yo, can I take a picture with you? My boyfriend's not going to believe it. This older lady comes over and says,

hey, tell Joe that I'm... Tell Joe I'm over here now. He was my biggest cologne buyer. Tell him I'm over here. Tell him, come see me at Bloomingdale's. I left Neiman's. Oh, that's my girl.

Dan, what's her name? You want me to tell you her name? I know her name. I know her name. Nancy. Nancy. Nancy, my girl. Go on, man.

Yo, make sure you tell them. I said, nah, I got you. I'm going to tell them. I ain't going to hold you. When I walk through the fragrance section of them, they know me. They do know me. I spend a lot of money on fragrances. They and she work in Bloomerdales now.

Yeah. I'll never see her again. Joe don't do that, Joe. What? I don't be out. I don't support. I don't support. Bloomerdales is for people.

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Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, Joe. Boom, floor. Boom, y'all. Let's go. Let's go. It's different, sir. Yo, you stop-ish, Joe. Do that to her. You know her name, sir. Just go to the door. He didn't say Bonton. Birdo sent me a Christmas gift.

I bet. You paid for it? What are you talking about? You deserve it, nigga. What you talking about? What'd they send you? It's like some glass vase. A glass.

Some fire shit. They call it a glass bar whatever that means real crystal yeah real crystal some fly shit cancer yeah some fly shit so speaking of christmas right i was complaining to parks about uh the traffic and just how congested everything is out there i'm probably not coming back outside till january 3rd at least yes and good time to remind y'all that we are off January 2nd, which is the Tuesday, which means January 3rd, the Wednesday for y'all.

We will not be here. I told y'all that, right? No. No. Great leadership. We're talking about that. No. I hate them.

No, we never nailed down a date. It's fine. No, we talked. We never nailed down a date. I'm taking off the second. Cool. That was y'all idea anyway. That was y'all idea.

Like, we didn't want to take off. Anyway, moving on. So, I'm riding, we taking off in a second. Cool. That was y'all idea anyway. That was y'all idea. Like, we want to take off. Anyway, moving on. So, I'm riding down 34th Street yesterday at like 4.30. PM.

Yes. You bugged out. Yeah, you well. I know. But I look up and really like, we sitting in traffic

because I just really had time to just look at 34th Street. They need to get rid of the whole 34th Street. I don't say that. No, they don't. They got a Lens Crafters, then a Sprint. It moved.

34th Street. Anything broke is there. All of the broke people shit is splashed together right there on 34th Street. As if that wasn't horrible enough, then a big colorful bus

with a colorful billboard but electronic billboard with speakers outside of the bus came down, but it was a Spanish party bus. I said, holy shit.

Yo, honestly. Yo, you lying. And I swear to God, and as I covered my ears right from this fucking atrocity. 34th and what? 34th between fucking seven. Seven and eight. Did a bad one where the trains at Macy's is at, nigga. fucking atrocity. 34th and what? Around 34th between fucking 7th. 7th and 8th.

Yeah, the bad one where the trains at Macy's is at, nigga. I thought you was going to say. Horrible over there. I have the money, y'all. There's more people around. I thought you was going to say something. That's Koreatown. No, stop.

What your problem is? No, not Koreatown. Koreatown not there. Not 34th Street. Two blocks over, nigga. You did a massage all day. 32nd is Koreatown. 32nd, two blocks over?

And as soon as I'm covering my ears at 4.30, it's 20 minutes left in the trip. I'm looking at the shit. Dog. The fucking protest. Was that the light? So make a U. You can't.

Shit. You can't make a U. Yeah, now you're stuck. You cannot make a U. Hell no I said Wait let me tell you how stupid I am Let me tell you

Just how stupid American I said wait what are they Oh Don't honk Oh shit That's important Just let them go let them go

do they thing them niggas that flags us the megaphones police escorts cars this was the most organized protest

they protest it's different from our shit we be getting hit by cars all types of shit niggas that scared us they don't give a fuck. Oh my God. Don't respect us. But they walked on by.

We just went on home. And I said, you know what? I'm taking my hot ass to the house. I'm not coming back out. Nah, I was at Shore Hills the other day. That shit was a mad house. Took me an hour and some change to get home from here the other day. It's tough out there.

Yeah, it's rough. It's rough. New Year's Eve plans? Any of y'all? I'll probably have a little shindig. Y'all are invited if you want to come. A little house party. Something light.

Just y'all figure shit out. I'm keeping it here. Keeping it here. Tried to do the big house in the yard for everybody partying, but they're trying to rob me. They're trying to rob me out there with these New Year's prices and nine day minimum. Suck my dick. But, yeah, nine day fucking suck my dick but yeah nine days what the fuck um but i do want to do something like that in the spring so i'm going to book it i'll come to y'all for dates i like that

shit where you book that shit months in advance and then the date just a pretty little forgot about it oh shit we got to go i want to do something like that togetherness togetherness togetherness because you'll book it six months in advance so anybody that got any financial issues, you can time around it. Don't change your Tinder bio. I don't have a Tinder bio anymore.

Don't write that shit. I don't. Girl, go right to the internet. You downloading Tinder right now? Looking for a haircut? For this NDR, I'll be at this address. You didn't delete your Tinder yet. Anybody in St. Lucia that do braids?

You can't search for somebody on fucking Tinder. Wait, what are y'all arguing about? How do you know? You can't. Maybe the $500 allows you to do so, but you can't. You can't. And I don't have that shit anymore. I got rid of that like 10 years ago.

Oh shit, you kept got rid of that like 10 years ago. Oh, shit. You came with your brother like that? What's that say? I see fantasy football up there. That's banned for the day. I got my ass handed to me. I left 100 points on my bench. I left 100 points on the bench.

90 points on the bench. Nah, the fuck shit now with the eight. James Cook on the bench. 18 weeks. Aw, bro. Wow. That's a weeks. Oh, bro. Wow. That's a burn. He went crazy.

In your big money league? Yeah. But I knew he would go crazy. I said to Keeb, I like James Cook against a good pass rush. I could see the Bills just dumping into him all game. Keeb talked me into Zach Moss, who should have had a big game, but he got injured. And we should have really pulled B. John Robinson out of the lineup.

He shouldn't have played. I don't like any Carolina game. I don't. And B. John, playoff time, a dude splitting carries. He should have been out of there. I had Chandler from Minnesota on my bench. 28 points. Yeah, you are. Minnesota on my bench. 28 points. Yeah, you are.

Who looked like B. John Robinson. No, I got smacked. Cook would have damn near won the game for you by his side. The lights was too bright. That's it for you, right? That's it. It's over. Lights was too bright.

Is that that weird two-week thing that sometimes happens in fantasy? No, not now. I didn't deserve to win with that type of decision making. Too much depth hurt me. Puka, Mike Evans didn't show up. St. Brown showed up for me. But Laporta showed up for him. Three touchdowns.

He had Mostard. He had Cooper. He had Terry McLaurin. Everybody went off. His defense, he had fucking Miami defense. The Jets. They cooked, too. Jets put up the donut.

Zach Wilson was throwing it to Tyreek Hill. Tyreek Hill's even playing. I know, I know. He ain't even playing. That was a mess, man. So congratulations to CeCe. He plays G-Spin next week, man. I'm really sad and depressed about it.

Shout out to all the other people out there that went home. Yo, G-Spin keeps winning, man. G-Spin's good every year. Every year. Every year, he does great. And you just a donator. I had a good season. I had a good year.

I had a good year. And I had a real good team. If I beat CeCe, who I played last week, last game of the season, then I would have played somebody else, and I looked at their score, I would have won. But I lost that game. You're supposed to win the games you're supposed to win. Sure.

So, fuck it, man. I got cracked in our league. Oh, you were in the playoffs? I can't relate. Oh, pardon me. I can't relate. My apologies. Yeah, I got smoked.

It's only four teams, you know, in Ice League. So, I got smoked. Ice can't be the commissioner next year. Joe got smoked. Like, yo, at the end of the season in fantasy, y'all got to start modifying it because niggas will start sitting the stars down if they ahead.

You know what I'm saying? That's the other thing. A lot of teams that didn't have nothing to play for, they just quit. Like, the Jets quit out there. That fucked me up. That fucked me up. But it's fine.

It's fine. I don't want to get sad. I'll get sad. I was a little depressed about this shit. I don't want to get sad. Herbert ain't play. this shit Herbert ain't play Keenan Allen ain't play how do you guys

choose commissioner of the fantasy league how does that get chosen I always kind of been the commissioner over here but 12 teams we gotta have

a little powwow about to lay out of the league next year yeah there needs to be more conversation next year around R that was bad that was set up bad

it was horrible blue It was horrible. Blue Face versus Soulja Boy. Anybody? Soulja Boy is funny, son. I don't really care. Me either. I didn't watch it. I saw Blue Face throwing a lady in the crowd.

Well, she said she was all right. Something happened. He called the girl to the stage. He said, yo, get her, y'all, and threw her in the crowd. But the girl, I saw a tweet from the girl saying she's out. Nothing really happened. You're on like a whole run-on sentence about a topic that has nothing to do with what I introduced. And for 2024, that's not acceptable.

We ain't see blue face and soldier boy. I just said blue face and soldier boy. We just said we ain't see it first. And I told you when I saw blue face. And you telling me he body slammed the girl. I didn't say he body slammed. And you said a tweet. You saying you went on a whole flip. You did what

you wanted to do just now. I'm supposed to. I'm supposed to. That's why that's my man. Alright, which one you want to talk about first? We got two topics now. Which one you want to get to? I didn't see the Soulja Boy and Blueface. They were supposed to meet up to go fight. They was on

Instagram Live. I told you that's the devil. Instagram Live is the devil. Blueface taped himself going to the spot that they agreed on. But on Insta Live, Blueface just keeps saying, I fucked your baby mom. I told you that's the thing about this

rapper shit. Rappers is going to use your baby moms or the girl that you loved to kill you. And what can you say to that? So that's it. That's it. I don't have a take on it.

I don't have an opinion on it. You thought, if they would have met up, you thought they would have shot the one-on-one? Hopefully not, but knowing both of them, maybe.

That's your bag. You got the one-on-one bag. Huh? That's your bag. You should relate to that. You wouldn't mean to be negative. Blueface trains. Like, Blueface is training to fight. Got it. Huh? That's your bag. You should relate to that. You wouldn't mean to be a nigga. Blueface trains. Like, Blueface is training

to fight. Got it. That's what you're saying. He already tall and lanky. I imagine that to be a tough one-on-one for Soulja Boy. I don't think Soulja Boy

coming here by himself. Some niggas ain't scared of that fighting shit, though. If you may get beat up, I know a lot of niggas ain't scared of that shit. Niggas don't want to get beat up on camera.

If I'm fighting somebody that trains, it would be lot of niggas ain't scared of this. Niggas don't want to get beat up on camera. If I'm fighting somebody that trains, it would be good to know that they train before I get there. And nowadays, it ain't even just the ass whooping,

it's the ass whooping and the social media backlash that stays on social media forever. That shit's on the internet. And it's the ailments, nigga. We old healing. I'm outside, they still asking me, yo, your hand good?

Yo, your hand, I'm healing up. I'm healing up, man. That recovery's different after 40. What? That fight shit is over. I'll stand up. 2024, no fights from Joe. A more peaceful Joe.

I said that. A more serene, cerebral, healthy, tranquil Joe. Putting all my energy and effort to good use. You know what's so disgusting about you and your supporters? Fuck that. They blaming me for the reason that you going through all that shit. You said this in 2023 in the beginning. No, hold on, hold on, hold on, nigga.

And I did it in the beginning. Because they gave me a breakdown of the last time Joe had a fight. And these niggas running down the street, fuck you, niggas. They running down the street and telling me, like, yo, you went up there, you cold, you brought all that bad energy Joe having fights and shit. You did. No, I did not. Fuck you, niggas.

I agree with them. That's hate and that's a lie. You did that shit. You wouldn't let me have my fight and peace without you insta-living me an hour later. You wouldn't let me have my fight and peace without you insta-living me an hour later. You wouldn't let him show all his teeth to Angela Simmons without jumping on that algorithm. I'm a clout jumper. You wouldn't let Mel rent a BMW without trying to jump all in the mix.

I think he said you rented it. That's not true. Tell him that's not true. That's all that was. She didn't even know. You just rented a car. She thought she had some shit going on. When they asked you for your credit card,

they was not telling you. Her shit looked different than that. Oh my God. The Shannon Sharp, the little BMW commercial looked different. That's hate. Leave her alone.

You seen it? That is really, that's super hate. That shit was fire. That's super hate. The hotel shit was a little bit shaky. Stop. That's super hate.

The hotel shit was a little bit different. I was actually, there was more to host. Thompson Hotels for a year free of hotels, right? It's all hate. Thompson and so on. There was more coming. And you on Netflix now. Yay!

No, no, don't fucking clap that shit up. Wait, we're not clapping? No, I'm not happy about that. Don't fucking support that shit. Fuck that shit. Oh, shit. Let's get this shit off, okay? Tell us why.

I talked about it on the pod, why I'm not okay with that shit. I don't remember. I wasn't here. Is that the same show? Yes. Oh, I thought this was some new shit. No.

What show was that? It was a reality show that I was on, and the way that I left the show was not fucking okay. Okay. So, yeah. We promoted it. Yeah.

Yeah. Now that I know it's that show, now I gotta watch it. I gotta check that out. They won't air it. They didn't air it. Oh, they didn't air that one?

No, that was part of the whole... Oh, so you got them. So you got them. I gotta watch that shit too, man. I ain't gonna lie. As far as I know, it's only season one. So you guys will just have to watch.... I got to watch that shit too, man. I ain't going to lie. As far as I know, it's only season one. So you guys will just have to watch.

Do we get to see the detention building? Because I can just imagine. We don't watch that shit. We don't watch that shit. Because, yo, Mel Ford do all this shit up here. I know that there was at least an eight-year period where she wasn't pleasant to be around. Fuck you. I know that.

She don't want to admit it. I know that. People say that. You keep trying to shelter that shit. Fuck you. I know that. She don't want to admit it. I know that. People say that. You keep trying to shelter that shit in a closet. Stop doing that. Flip has spoken to all of them already. I know a couple of the people on the show. Oh, yeah, I know you do.

We know a couple of people that say you weren't. We know, man. I think you're the greatest in the world. No matter what them nasty bitches say about you, I think you're the greatest. My experience with you is not bad. But I don't go off what them bitches say about you. I think you're the greatest. My experience with you is not bad. I don't go off what them bitches say about you. Yeah.

We don't do what you do. I just let you get the long words off. Sevillequilly. Sevillequilly. All these big words you use. Jealousy is a nasty thing. Oh, no. We ain't on you.

Have you been using medoxicillin? Medoxicillin. Is that medoxicillin in your head? Sometimes I'm like, Mel don't like me niggas, and she don't like that. All right, so we'll leave that alone. Yeah, let's fuck with them. I also saw somebody sent me a Claudia Jordan movie clip from Tubi. I don't care.

I thought Claudia was coming up here Dean said it's fake what you mean it's fake that's not from a real movie Oh Claudia George in the clip and we move on in the clip Claudia Jordan is beefing with homeboys she was fucking with cuz nigga you got a whole family you ain't tell me about it so then the family come out the room, the girl and the son. But that was a bad idea because Claudia Jordan

got a gun. And so she argued with the nigga. How could you? He said some stupid shit. And Claudia Jordan shot the girl and then shot the guy.

And then the little boy is left there. He said, oh, no, no. Claudia Jordan shot the shit out of that kid. That wasn't real. That wasn't real.

That wasn't real. I don't care if it's real or not. I thought you were going to say Claudia Jordan adopted the little boy. You said, please, I'm only a child. Nigga, bow. You out of here. Trigger warning. Trigger warning.

Trigger warning. She adopted the little boy. Speaking of children killing people, spoiler alert, if you've been watching, let me not do that to Isha. He ain't caught up. I wish you'd hurry up

and get caught up. I will. I want to just say it. Nah, this week I got it. But we guessed it, sure. Why can't Spilly? Go ahead, bro.

Yo, you be doing it. All right, I'm not going to do it because I do do that. I know. I feel like I give people enough time to watch some shit. Nigga, it took you 77 days and nights

to watch fucking Ozarks. Years. We couldn't even come in and talk about it. It took you a year. That's not true. I told y'all,

y'all can talk about it. It's not going to alter my viewing experience. I said that. I said that. I said I'm watching it regardless. It happened years ago. Talk about it.

It's a main show. I don't try, I don't hold niggas hostage for the weird shit I'm about it regardless. It happened years ago. Talk about it. It's a main show. I don't try. I don't hold niggas hostage for the weird shit I'm about to do. At all. I still ain't watched the Leo DiCaprio movie. I ain't watching neither. I'm waiting for it to come out. You're going to like it.

People still working with him after the rumors. What rumors? I'm moving on. The ones you told us about. The ones you brought to this pod. The ones you told all of us about. What? That he likes to...

Shut this whole shit down. Cut the fuck. Oh, his dating preferences. There we go. Good way to put it. But his dating preferences are legal. Not how you put it. No, don't put that shit on me.

I never stated anything to the contrary. Sorry. Okay. Moving on. Moving very long. I was on the phone with Mel the other day. What's happening, Cunn? Pass the fucking ball!

Pass the ball! God damn! Pass the fucking ball! I'm going to fry you up. You already have. You was on the phone with Mel. What happened? I'm going a fry you You already have You was on the phone with Mel What happened I'm a fry you up

I was on the phone with Mel The other day We were having a conversation And I said Mel Tell me the poppin' niggas In the world That's poppin' That you never met

Cause you swear You be name droppin' a lot No it wasn't She be name droppin' a lot Yes you do Not really You answer the phone When he calls with this

I was about to say That's a real conversation It will just end up In the midst of What we're already Talking about It was a joke I was like

You never met The Rock And we was cracking jokes She said no I didn't I said he's fire He's number one But a lot of niggas And they co-sign her Not like you

You fucking he Then I'll turn this Whole shit on you nigga Stop They co-sign her. Not like you fucking heathen. I'll turn this whole shit on you, nigga. Stop. They co-sign, man. And you a hater. Me?

Yes, that's hate. I'm just trying to, you know. Yo, to be 40 years old and say, yo, tell me who's popping that you never met. I'm not 40. You knocking. I'm not 40. I hate when you old niggas try to get a young nigga to be your age. Nigga to be 30 and ask a 40-something-year-old young lady,

yo, tell me who you are. She's not young. Tell me who you was around. Oh, shit. This nigga said you're not young. Jesus Christ. How does this always end up being like a fucking firing squad

for fucking me? That's your bro. That's your bro. That's my sister. Pass the fucking ball! Pass the ball! God damn! Pass the fucking ball! Anybody want to tell me why Mark zuckerberg is building a bunker yeah because he watched a movie

that is what it looks like yeah yeah if i had mark zuckerberg money i'd have mad bunkers why not man that nigga watched him i think he's built and bunkered that shit like 300 million. That shit look crazy. Underground, elevator. I know 300 million is not a lot for him. Yeah, but probably stocked with food

for the next 77 years. He watched a movie. That movie, that movie got some shit that somebody sent me. The Julia Roberts movie? Yeah, somebody sent me a breakdown.

I didn't see it yet. They said, yo, it's you gonna really like this but don't watch it until you watch the movie. So I ain't get an opportunity in which to go through the breakdown. But they said, all of this shit makes sense,

and there's mad symbolism in the movie, and they're going to tie it all in. Well, send that to me. I'm not going to watch the movie again. But I'll read it. Life was so much simpler when Busta Rhymes was running around screaming, there's only five years left. He really took the Y2K shit to heart.

He was really feeling that shit. The clocks are going to get fucked up. Yeah. Oh, God. Let's see, let's see, let's see. Do y'all have anything pressing near and dear to your hearts? Y'all have Christmas plans, New Year's plans? Y'all ain't got no type of plans.

It's fine. Let's see here. Christmas plans. What you doing for Christmas, besides family? We all spend time with family. Yeah, I ain't doing nothing. I just move, nigga.

I got no fucking plans. Oh, you a Muslim now. No more dope gags. Yeah, that's your... Hey, yo, hold on. Yo, yo. Joe, that's your man like that? Who?

That's your man? During the week. Yeah. Nigga, I talk about me moving, nigga. Don't address him. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't address your man. I just, yeah, I moved.

And you knew that. How's the move going, buddy? Yeah. Nah, it was good. You also said you never wanted to talk about your move on air. And you said you was going to snuff me if I ever brought it up. But Flip moved.

My fault. I apologize. I just gotta throw a wretch at shit. So, how do you feel? You still got your moving clothes on, how'd it go? The move was a lot. It was a lot. I was mad at you because I was, I watched the last episode at the beginning,

and you said that you don't care if I kept Ian up to date on my moves. You stated that I had to come in, and I ended up coming in, and I was upset. It was a lot for me, but it was great. Family's happy, new place, and I'm enjoying the areas. Pause. It's beautiful. That's good, buddy.

Congratulations on your level up. Word up. Thank you. Did you lift with your knees? No. No. Huh? I'm getting new furniture.

You know what kind. Oh, Bob's? Nah. People from Bob's said you used to be in there. I did. All right all right stop this and Bob this is Bob I asked you if you went to Bob I should be in the fucking Hall of Fame Bob's I'm not getting Bob's furniture no but Ashley's convertibles no very much for any no don't worry about Ikea nigga you'll see you'll see

the furniture I get it I left all that old shit where it was at. Okay. I don't want niggas to come to my crib and make fun. Well, you're not coming to my crib, but just in case I take a picture or some shit, I don't want niggas making fun. I'm going to have to go outside a nigga's house. Okay. I'm going to kill my family.

You going to get the couch with the refrigerator in it? No. I'm not. And they grill On the corner So they say You're not getting The couch with the

Refrigerator with you Fuck you just sitting there Grabbing a Snapple out That's funny son Congrats man Thank you very much He doesn't dribble At all

He doesn't have any Free throws on the season He doesn't have any Assists it feel like But he getting threes up That's the stuff we doesn't have any Free throws on the season He doesn't have any assists To feel like But he getting threes up That's the stuff we can't have It's frustrating But I think we'll figure it out

How do you say that About another Professional athlete Like yo Yo dog Y'all let this nigga Shoot threes He's like saying

He don't have no free throws On the season What the fuck I do have a part of the show. It's not a question. It's more of a statement from a young lady named Julia Cullen. Hi, Julia.

What's up, Julia? Jules, what's up? Julia says, good morning, guys. I don't really have a question. I just felt it in my spirit to comment on something that Ice said on the last pod.

He spoke on bad children and if they don't know how to act and don't bring them out While I agree the parents should be watching their child as a special education teacher Please know what autism and other special needs look like The rays of autism is growing in our community, especially black boys. Sure I'm so proud of our younger generation and how accepting they are. I just hope I can help. And we just not look at a child acting out as bad, and they can't help the way that they act sometimes and not judge the parent.

Love you guys. Important to know. That's really important. That is true. I want to let Julia know, I'm certain that Ice was a little tongue-in-cheek in that conversation. Myself

as well. And Ice ain't that guy. Ice definitely not that type of person, but he might not have... Jokes ain't jokes if we never get serious. That's true. I totally understand. Julia, thank you for sending this in, and I totally agree with that. I don't think I had

anything else for y'all that I cared about. Y'all? No. What do y'all think the most interesting thing about you is? Interesting thing about us

individually? Yes. That's an interesting question. That's a really good question. It was awful. That's why I ask sometimes during the week, I think of these things to come at y'all. And I know it's a tough question to answer on the spot.

I do know that. Think about it. Think about it. I'll play a sleeper or something. Yeah, I'll come back to y'all after sleepers. I am playing a record that if you 40, 45 and up

should not be a sleeper, but I understand niggas is old now. So maybe y'all know about it. And I'm in a good holiday spirit, good vibes, positive vibes throughout the world. It's nothing like a little Will Downing, a little Rochelle Pharrell out here. Come on, man.

Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. What did I do to deserve him? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, When he sees, will he leave? Oh, will he stay anyway? Anyway, anyway Oh Lord, what can I do to deserve it is heaven heaven knows Lord knows I'm only You can this be someone truly for me

Or is it a cruel fantasy Nothing has ever felt like this Nothing has ever meant the whole to me Nothing has ever been this good Nothing has ever in this right Nothing so sweet in my heart I know That you treasure me And I, I know That I'm the only thing you see

Cause I live in love with you I love my life with you We'll share a life together i love you right now Nothing has ever been quite like this Oh no Nothing has ever meant the whole world The whole world The whole world

The whole world Nothing's ever been this good That is brand new old music Old your mama played it Your auntie played it That old nigga you was fucking plated Before you woke up Trying to get insanity you was fucking played it before you woke up, trying to get insanity together for when your trifling ass woke

up, annoying him with a list of errands and shit to do. All right. Nothing has ever felt like this. A little Will, Rachel, Rachel, Rachelle, Pharrell, Will Downey. I'm trying to say Marvin Sapp. Marvin Sapp, that's why. Okay.

I'm playing some me. Why the fuck not? This is bad on my own. Talk to me. I got to feature Marcel on Wednesday nights of Gift Wrapping 6. Another year. Another year. I did it again.

Again, bastards. Another year, another year, did it again, again, damn stints I don't wanna go home, cause I'm a do-bad on my own I don't wanna go home, cause I'm a do-bad on my own I don't wanna go home,'ma do bad on my own Now my uncle's in a coma right now I need him more than ever To hear his voice and to say something clever like Yiff, look at my nurse, she got that fat, fat, fatty Bleed twice for my mom yesterday, that made her happy Your sister's really hurting, like grandma really hurting

Whole family praying God come through and put his last word And bring the church and her pastor and his wife Stop by, she kissed you on your forehead You opened your eyes to let us know you heard We all said we love you and we need you to stay Your life's a gift to us Born right after Christmas Day Please wake up, let's get you up out of this ICU

And we can talk about the song next time I see you But I ain't goin' home I don't wanna go Cause I can do bad on my own I don't wanna go Yeah, I can do bad on my own I don't wanna go Cause I can do bad on my own

I don't wanna go Yeah, I can do bad on my own I don't wanna go Yeah, I'ma do bad on my own Bad on my own That is Bad on My Own, Passport, Gift, and Parks featuring Marcel and the Wednesday Nights. Prayers up to Gift's uncle. What's happening? They're in the family.

Has anyone figured out the most interesting thing about them yet or no? I think it's my diversity. Well, I got to put headphones on to hear this smooth talking ass. I can't hear you. For real. What'd you say? My diversity. Yes, ma'am.

I think I'm comfortable in all forms of people. I think that... Like the migrants forms of people. I think that... Like the migrants, too? Yeah, I don't give a fuck. In our travels, we kind of get bottled down. Like, if you're a white person, you just feel comfortable with whites. If you are a person from the suburbs,

you might just feel comfortable in the suburban area. When you get into more urban areas, you feel a little not at ease. You feel comfortable in the suburban area. When you get into more urban areas, you feel a little not at ease. You feel comfortable in the country? Yeah, my family's from the sticks. Sundown towns? I've never been.

Yo, as hell. You get what I'm saying? All jokes aside. You might fit in, actually. Look at you going to go try to find some shit that make me feel funny. I got a bunch of black friends that are multi-millionaires. actually. Look at you going to go trying to find some shit that make me feel funny. No like I know I got a bunch

of black friends right that are multi-millionaires and they can't really scale up. Whoa easy now. No seriously

they can't scale up because they get uncomfortable and being around white people when they come to conducting business and shit

like that. Then I got friends that might be white and they can't they don't feel comfortable in certain forms so I kind of pride myself a little bit with being able, I'm comfortable.

Okay. From Brooklyn to Rome. Shut up. Fuck out of here. That's a good answer. Flip? No. Know what, yo?

Know what? I haven't thought of anything. Actually, I changed the question for you anyway. What's the question? 2024, what does the evolution of Flip look like? Think about it. No. No, I'm not evolving ever.

You want to think about it when we come back? Yeah, what do you got? Play it, sleep it. We'll come back. I'm going to... No, you crying? You high? No, no, no, no, no. I Play a sleeper. We'll come back. I'm going to Don't be crying. You high? No, no, no, no. I touched like your soul. What's that question?

That nigga kiss thing is stupid, yo. Why you bothering me? Damn, yo. What is it like? I'm going to J-Heart. Who can I skip next? The song is If There Really Is A God.

It's a live performance. Oh, shit. OK. Do you believe in God? Yes. All right. These y'all battle me with all this shit. Oh, brother, listen to this.

Oh, shit. More to this. Oh, shit. More blue-eyed soul. I can tell you get some pussy cool. Goddamn. That's how I got the fly Canadian tuxedo. For real. I have been praying in the dark I have been wondering if there really is a God Then why would she do this to me, to me To me It's so cruel To fill my heart with fire That only burns for you

You And it's so unfair That I was so close that I, I could touch it But never more did I have been manifesting I have been parading the dark I have been wondering If there really is a God

Then why would she do this to me? Here comes the bridge! To me. This nigga's pandering. In the sky so blue. Sound good, though. He ain't playing. If Stevie Wonder come in with a harmonica, I'm leaving.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the one and only, Stevie. You hear that choir? Yeah. They killin'. Yeah. Why? Hey, hey. Why?

Come on, Corey, you're not about to see. Why? You gotta feel something, ain't you? Tell me. That is J-Hart, If There's a God. Oh, man. Wow. He's still going, but it looks like he keeps going for a while.

Go ahead. That nigga was yodeling in my ear. That nigga killed that shit. Go ahead, Ish. Mel, give me your phone, man. Don't play nothing. Don't play nothing. Because every time Ish go off, you don't go off. Just throw your phone in the ocean.

Oh, my God. All right. In the river. Don't play it. That was nice. Don't play it. No, what? Flip?

No, don't play it. The evolution of you? I don't have a sleeper. You don't have any evolution? I don't have any sleeper. The evolution, yeah, I got evolution. I see me being a little more calmer. No.

Okay. Addressing things. A new crib would do that. New crib make you want to chill out a little bit, pay these bills. New couch too. Can't wild out no more. No, that's not true. I can wild out more.

Normally when a nigga has to buy furniture. What the fuck? He don't wild out. What's wrong with you? Let me finish. Pause. Be a little more calmer. Not tell people to suck my dick too much.

I don't want to go that route. Not too much. That's growth. I don't want to be, well, I'm trying to grow. Pause. I don't want to be disrespectful. And just challenge myself a lot more. Challenge myself to try something different from the norm.

Go outside the box. Can I tell you what I think is the most interesting thing about you? Your sleep is ready. Oh, thanks. Yeah, sure. I think one of the most interesting things about you is you're very, very, very curious. You really, really genuinely want to know what you don't know you want to be educated you want to be

you know schooled on something that you don't know which is mad shit I'm not going to say that you have a very open mind to wanting to learn something new it's a great way to call somebody a fucking idiot

right? don't fucking do, no. You are so eager to gain knowledge. Are you taking Mimasa's talent? You gain knowledge from hands on. Nigga, that's the difference between me and you. Go ahead, man. Big flip.

Big flip. Come on, man. I like it. I like this holiday energy in here. I do. Come on, man. I like it. I like this. I like this holiday energy in here. I do. Thank you, man. Appreciate that. What would you like this week? I agree with her.

Thank you, Ish. Hold on. Hold on. Don't clap. Where would you like to see me in 2024? Where would I like to see you in 2024? Yeah. How would you like to see me?

Yeah. Less. Less. You just threw full of shit. Less. You just threw the ball up. That's why we put that clause in the contract. It was like, you don't have to come as much as they do. Now we put that little sentence there. Yeah, so that.

We put it again in this one, right? Of course, and I love it. Me too. I love it. So this year, I want you to honor that clause. So less. Yes. Less is more. Got it. This year, I want you to honor that clause. So less. Yes. Less is more.

Got it. Yes. Chill out. Preserve your energy. Put it where it matters. Thank you. That was a solid, too, by the way. Now on to you.

Because you know I was going to put it where it matters anyway. Pause. So you just did something to avoid you getting a headache. Let's talk about it. Don't play with me up here, nigga. I'll bend your mic. Pause. Yo, that was crazy. I'll bend your mic. Yo, that was crazy.

I'll bang your mic. Bend it. That's even worse. Yeah, you'll bend it. Of course. That's my bad. What's up, nigga? That's crazy. Watch your mouth.

Don't say things to make yourself look cool because when the shit come on, they look for me like, you didn't put that shit together, nigga. That's been my request from the jump. Stop playing with me like you don't know how I carry it up here. But why you ain't honored?

It's been there. Why you ain't honored? Because I didn't want to. Because I wanted to show team player. Also, let's get it all out now. In 2024, I'm not having no contract talk

with Flip. No, no more, no. It's over. Please. It's over. It's dead. We did it all year. We did it all year. We did it all year.

We did it. You hear? You got it. We ain't got a pot about potting either. It's over. We don't have to do that either. It's over. We should just be that big happy family now.

No more three hours. Yeah. Look at this. You just got to say, I'll work on it. Look at this. Just be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take that into consideration. I'll take that into consideration.

We can be the four-hour pod. Do four-hour pods. Once a week, get the people even more. You know what I mean? Being the hottest group out. You know what I mean? Getting their money's worth. That's when I used to do a three-hour show,

come back out for two songs. Y'all lazy-ass niggas. Yeah. Oh, go. Oh, go. You Y'all lazy-ass niggas. Encore, encore. You're back there dying, headache, throwing up. All right. All right. Here's another one.

Only human. What you give them? What you give them? On the encore? Oh, something sad. Something sad. I got to make you cry on the encore. Because I probably just tried to make you cry on the last song

I ain't never closed with Pump It Up I'm closing with a sad song Only Human something like that so if I come back out I'm coming back out to make you cry again

that's it that's it uh sleepers no you fucking you told me to go fucking jump in a river I'm not playing my shit I say that every month

you still show breathe I was gonna talk to her like still show up. Breathe it. I don't talk to her like that. You still show up right on the board. Good old swimmer. Every week I'm like, that motherfucker. Can't get rid of me, bitch.

Oh my God. And I would never want to. Ha ha. Ha ha. Say that in the spaces. Okay, fine. Say that in the spaces. shout out to jbtv yeah spaces okay um you got my boringest spaces in the world my fucking dick everybody everybody

loved it okay and that's what and that's what happens when you have an organized event you were bitching and complaining they we had planned this so we could have audience questions. Total snooze fest. I wanted to come up there and just throw some questions at you. I was afraid you were going to do that. No, no, no. It was your time to shine. Oh, my God.

I was so afraid. I don't see my co-host shining and want to jump in and make it about me. I don't want to do that. Yo, what's up with you? What? Stop doing that. What's up with you, nigga? I ain't get a new Nike tech.

That ain't fresh out the pack. It is. They don't even make do that. Yo, what's up with you? What? Stop doing that. What's up with you, nigga? I ain't get a new Nike tech. That ain't fresh out the pack. It is. They don't even make that gray no more. That's like outside gray. That's like this nigga been out. Hey, let me ask you a question. What's up? Hey, you think 2024, you know we not doing that no more, right?

You not making me, because I'm a destroyer. You not making me the butt of your joke. Watch your fucking mouth, nigga. Do you think I did that this year? You tried to, and I let you get it off because I'm a to destroy you. You're not making me the butt of your joke. Watch your fucking mouth, nigga. Do you think I did that this year? You tried to, and I let you get it off because I'm a team player. But now, you know, yeah. Rub your head, Corey. Let your man rub his head.

Yeah, nigga. I'll destroy this shit, nigga. Yeah, yeah. Make the little face that you got to make. Huh? Tell him. Edit it out. Go ahead.

Point at him. Mel. That's how you got to deal with this nigga. Confrontation. Mel, do you have a sleeper? He doesn't, point at him. Mel. That's how you got to deal with this nigga. Confrontation. Mel, do you have- He's a new man. Do you have a sleeper? He doesn't dribble at all.

He doesn't have any free throws on the season. He doesn't have any assists, I feel like, but he getting threes up. They're still just shooting topics out there. That's the stuff we can't have. It's frustrating. We'll get over it. We'll do better, man. I love that shit.

This is kind of old, but I love it. It's one of my favorite groups Little Dragon It's called Cat Rider Cat Rider Why do you always look at me though Because I want to see the face You can feel it You can feel my brain right

I want to see the face But I love Little Dragon Hey White Dragon Use your butt But I love you dragon Yeah, Mel be so ready, yo What are you doing? What? You can sense it, I can't give a damn But when this girl's made up her mind She's made up her mind, made up her mind

I'll get out to love her by saying No turning back, no wasting time Smooth cat rider, stop ragging cause you broke your facade Don't wait for wannabe stars, they know Stop playing with the one that you love Smooth can't better Stop bragging cause it's good for your head So smooth wishing a sword would stay

Stop playing with the one that you love A fountain in the hole Big old portraits of himself up the wall Diamonds sculpt your face This big hawk is flying all over the place This do sound extra horny, doesn't it? I'm reading the lyrics. Now it is horny as all hell I'm flying all over the place You said you can't take what's too close

You said you can't take what's too close You said you can't take what's too close You said you can't take what's too close Don't let passion mess Don't let passion mess Don't let passion mess Don't let passion mess Don't let passion mess

Don't let passion mess Don't let passion mess Don't let passion mess I hear you. I'm just laughing. Smooth Cat Rider. Stop playing cause it's cooked in your head So smooth, wish you saw it instead Stop playing with the one that you love That is Cat Rider. Yeah, you cool. By Little Dragon. It's a good song. Off a really dope album.

What you doing with Christmas and New Year's? Let me just get into you. Leaving Imani at a club? What you got going on? That song was like... Y'all heard it? You heard it? I liked it.

That shit was in a to-go bag. Smooth cat rider. That cat was in a doggy bag. Hey, that's when you pay the check fast if she at the table doing all that. Hey, hey, we out. Hey, Jack. Talk about riding a cat. We are out the table doing all that. Hey, hey, we out. Hey, Jack. Talk about riding a cat.

We are out. You want any dessert? Nah, I don't want no dessert. You want a drink to go? Yeah, God damn. You give me the credit card on the order. They fuck with me here. They'll put it in a little solo cup.

Yeah, on the order. They fuck with me here. You want a drink, right, to go? Yeah, get her a margarita. Let's get out of here. You know, I was just helping you all out to add something to your playlist. No, don't use the airwaves to try to get niggas to your house. This ain't Tinder.

This ain't the free one. Yeah, this ain't all of them little dating sites. Fuck out of here. Try to swipe right in the pod app. It's crazy. That wasn't bad, though. You got sleeper? No, I don't.

Little dragon really really come out that little dragon should just sound like vagina singing it sound like a person We're back. I swear. Meow. Oh, my god. Woo. Oh, man, Ty. Oh, my god. They might as well be gonna say, who do you want to shit? Oh, man.

Oh, man. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Ba ba ba da ba da da da da da. Big flow. Oh man, oh man. Big flip. This is my man, Paul. Hey, appreciate you. Yo man, hopefully y'all enjoyed this pod as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. We had a blast today.

Send a mad love to y'all out there for the holiday. To our loved ones and their loved ones. Last night I saw you standing. I was stalking you. And I started pretending. Weirdo nigga. I knew you. You knew me too.

Did I make babyface a creep from right now? No. I saw you standing and I started pretending. No. You can't pretend today. Yes, you could. You could see some fly chick that working. And pretend you know her.

You just start role-playing in your head you don't tend to niggas role-playing in your best and you go to jail you go to jail a minority report for that if you in the car, let me hear you. Damn job. Hey! You on the dance floor? Let me hear you out there Can we talk? Hey, yo, this ain't no bad one to be dancing to or singing either

Never, this always get it done I don't want to know your name Oh, if this is on and I grab your hand in my love, come on, man Stop playing with us We're getting about here early Early, early Check, please Girl, I want to know your name All right

Keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there Until the next time We bid you adieu Farewell Adios Arrivederci Hasta la vista

Au revoir So long Goodbye Remember life is a series of moments And moments pass So let's make this one last As if it's all we have and lastly the baddies are on tinder waiting horny as hell

pay that 500 the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel the closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab a Tylenol you might need it shout out to everybody that has yet to put their Christmas tree up Shout out to y'all annoying niggas out there that decorated the whole fucking house Now you wanna have a block competition, nigga No, I put a wreath on the door and I'm going inside you bitch ass niggas That's sweet It is.

Hopefully, everybody has a really good week out there. Again, rest in peace. Eric Montrose, Amp Fiddler. Oh, girl. Y'all know we letting this ride out. Come on. Y'all might as well chill. I just want to know your name Oh girl One more chance If you want to I will not Oh oh oh oh Please give me just one more chance

For love, love, love, love. Hold up. Before we leave, do we want to kick Adam 22's back in while we can? We get another. God is giving it to us again. For the last two, three months, God has been seeing him talk his shit

and just been throwing haymakers at him. Bow, bow! Bow! God damn it, Adam. But it's just gracious. It's just great. You don't care. He just let life handle you. Huh? He just said something about you the other day. Oh, it's over, man. That competition's long over. I don't say nothing. I don't even acknowledge

none of that shit. I only bring it to you because of that shit he tried to pull. You know what I mean? Are we being mature? Fuck that nigga. Yeah, fuck outta here. I would be like Ish when I get older. Some of it, the good stuff. I want to be mature, that's where I want to go 2024, be as mature as Ish. No, that a product. Maybe 2034. You got like a lot of years to go before that. Why you keep dissing your boy?

I'm not dissing you, but it's a long way. It's a long way. Yeah, you got me looking at my sweats a little different. Nah, it's the black socks, though. That's what it is. I know. You wasn't supposed to do that. I wasn't supposed to do the black socks.

That's what it was. With the pink sneakers. Yo, nigga, I was in a rush. What gang member taught you that gray and pink is the way to go? No, you can get off gray and pink. It was just the black socks. Oh, because those pink got gray in it, but this ain't. You don't dress fly. Nigga, you just put on baggy bullshit.

You're not that fly, nigga. You just got expensive garments to outweigh your fly. I'm winning the sweatsuit battle today. You are winning because I just moved, but you're not fly, bro. I didn't. You just wear expensive shit. You're one of them n. You are winning because I just moved, but you're not fly, bro. I didn't. You just wear expensive shit. That's you one of them niggas that get money just by, let me get this off the rack and put it together.

That ain't cheap what you got on. It's expensive. But that's not cheap what you got on. It's cheaper than what you got on. But it's not cheap. And then you try to be fly by wearing the unks, like the unk bullshit unks. Nobody give a fuck about that.

I see you fly. There's poor people around. Your fly meet is once every socks look crazy you look like you moving all week see how many groups are moving it you helping somebody you helping your whole friend group move on. Get your shit off. Man, hold it in. That nigga look like he helping a content house move.

He the warehouse with a fucking factory. Who you? It's me. Sorry, sorry. You look like the fireman is moving into like a new station. The fireman? It's hard to move in a new station. They move sharing and all. That's some fire, man. It's hard to move in a new station.

They move Sharon and all. That nigga look like he helping somebody move through the Holland Tunnel. He dragging their shit through the Lincoln. Oh, man. That's fucked up, man. JVP, JVP. Where would you be without the JVP? And he said, you helping everybody, fools.

The migrants, right? I'm helping the migrants move too? Hide the money, y'all. There's four people around. Shout to the migrants. With your broke ass.