The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 687 | "Pristine Vaginè"

Episode Date: December 30, 2023

In the final episode of 2023, the JBP begins by recapping their holiday season (26:06) before turning to Spirit Airlines firing a gate agent after putting a six-year old on a flight by himself (44:45). The Bionic Six then shouts out their favorite albums and artists of the year (1:12:50) as well as the top JBP moments (1:17:00), Joe reads the network’s end of year performance analysis (1:28:50), and Kevin Hart is suing Tasha K for extortion (1:45:46). Also, Emanny shares his review of ‘The Color Purple’ (2:16:50), the room highlights their best and worst takes of the year (2:33:00), Ish discusses oppression in real estate (2:47:00), Part of the Show (3:12:27), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Honey Bxby - “Touchin’” Ice | Belly Gang Kushington - “Street Blues” Parks | BJ the Chicago Kid (feat. Freddie Gibbs) - “Liquor Store In The Sky” Ish | JHart - “If There Really Is a God” (Live Performance) Melyssa | Goapele - “Purple”

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Say that again, please. They just posted something

on Twitter talking about Joe Bunce saying he's Flip's daddy and had the clip when I got up. Oh, that's why you talking about starting like my daddy. No.

And they played that tweet and they screenshot that tweet. I don't have money. You know the problem when y'all call out too much? I don't remember nothing from your Patreon. I don't remember not one thing that happened.

You're talking to Mike, man. We're recording. Talking to Mike. We're knocking out. We are recording. We are recording. Yo, ooh, that'd be a bang. Oh, wait.

That's the topic. Yeah, we'll get to it later. We'll get to it later. Yo, Flip is over. What's going on, man? What happened? Wait, so why is he your daddy? First of all, I don't play. we'll get to it later yo flip is over what happened wait so why is he your daddy first of all

I don't play so when I read it just now I started tweeting the guy just now while we was up here and I said

you know what let me chill let me relax and I deleted the tweet I said I don't play like that that's grown that's grown

maturity look at that but yeah you know, niggas like to play these games. I don't play no games. It's the new year.

We about to go into the new year. Last day of 2023. We about to go into the new year and I want to turn up on this nigga and turn up on everybody else

in here today. Okay. Ish came in here looking with glasses looking different. I don't like that you took him off. Yeah, me neither.

Them niggas are like binoculars. Nigga, he can see through my soul in them shits. Shout out to Ish. I like them shits you took them off. Yeah, me neither. Them niggas are like binoculars. Nigga, he can see through my soul in them shits. Shout out to Ish. I like them shits. And they were expensive, too. That's an expensive frame he had on. The lens expensive, too, Ish? Umar made him go get the glasses.

Oh, shit. I got studious on him. I got you. He came in with glasses and books. Oh, shit. Library to real. That nigga came in with some James Avery. Who wrote

them shits? That nigga wrote the book Battle Cry. I was like, oh shit. What kind of week has he

had? God damn. He's viral. My man viral. Melissa gave me books to read that somebody

gave us. What are you talking about? That's the problem with our culture now. I hate when you come with truth. read that somebody gave us. Aww. What are you talking about, man? Aww. You see? That's the problem with our culture now. I hate when you come with truth. All you maladjusted niggas don't read. Motherfucker, pick up a book.

Oh, you got a word of the week, too, now? Oh, they've been talking a lot this week. They did say she was your Megan Good. Oh, shit. Oh, what the fuck? That's a good one. They did say that you was Jonathan Miners and Megan Hood. Oh, shit. Oh, what the fuck? That's a good one. That's a good one. They did say that you was

Jonathan Miners and Megan Hood. Oh, shit. They said that. Nobody said that. You just made that up and stopped doing that. All that fighting with Mel

and all that shit stopped when she was throwing them words this way, monolithic. Uplifting. Man, you was there for him, right? What? To me, he held his own. That's my man.

You viral, nigga. You everywhere. Give it up. Everywhere. Give it up. Hold up. You me pound viral? What the hell?

You everywhere on that shit, son. Niggas ain't fucking with you. We don't see this stupid nigga Joe on the camera at all. We don't see Joe. That shit. Why are you always thinking about Joe? I'm not. I'm not just saying we don't see this stupid nigga Joe on the camera at all. We don't see Joe. That shit. We don't. Why are you always thinking about Joe? I'm not.

Just we don't see you. I shouldn't be in the conversation. Look at him right there, bro. You the nigga that say you Mr. Viral, and it shit's out-viraled you all year. That's not true. Shit. That is true. But he's viral right now.

Yeah. No, it's not. No, it's not. Yeah. No, it's not, but he's viral right now. I'm telling you, don't put me in no mix today. It's just out-viraled you. Not the whole year.

When I smoked hookah with Shorty, viral. I don't know what that means. Bitch box, viral. True. Umar, viral. True. Twice. Yeah, stop, yo.

I got viral moments on. It's just out-viraled you. You're not Mr. Viral over here no more. You're Mr. Viral in your hood, Quinn. Ish, ish, ish. Jersey, I don't want to hear nothing about flip and viral. I have not seen,

Mel went viral more than you this year. It's not true. You're not even third on the viral list. I'm first. You be ashamed of yourself. But my man Ish

is viral right now. You be ashamed of yourself. And we salute my man. You can't turn me against my nigga, nigga. You haven't been viral, nigga. You get viral for the wrong things.

Falling asleep. Falling asleep on the floor, nigga. That's what you viral for, nigga. Fuck you talking about. You been viral for the wrong things, asleep falling asleep on the floor nigga that's what you viral for nigga fuck you talking about you were vying for the wrong thing you already know it's me come on i don't know shit it's me i was i go viral now i go viral now do it let me see you don't even know how to do it no more yes i do you don't even know how to do it we know how you try to jack everybody flow you tried to be funny Darko. You tried to be the little white girl. True.

Anybody that caught a little wave. What's up, man? True. True. True. I want a viral moment from you in 2024. All that shit, it sounds good, but we know how you do when you have slippers on. Fuck with me today is not the day you want to do. We'll go viral in this.

This shit will feel like Hurricane Katrina in the end. I told you how we can go viral. I told you how we can go viral. I told you how we can go viral. You threatened me with police. I wasn't talking. Oh, shit. Shout out to Ish. I'm not playing with y'all.

There's you everywhere, baby. How it feel? Ish, come on. Talk to us, man. You got to say how it feel. Don't start that extra cool shit, please. It's the end of the year. How's your phone?

Big Ish. How's your DM? You done been on panels Come on, man You done hosted them You done thrown them You done spoke across country Out the country

Out the country You went to Ghana Investments Yeah, come on You spoke at Martha's Vineyard You been all over the place Come on How does it feel?

Give us a little word How does what? Give us a little word Haven't people said negative shit to you all day? Oh, that's how you took it. Oh, you took it that way. You really been talking to Mel. No.

That's actually, no, no, no, no. I said just the opposite. I said, yo, people really, really rock with you. Like for real, for real. You gave him some coaching. I think it's just like, shut up. I think it's just perception, for real. You gave him some coaching. I think it's just like, I think it's just, shut up. I think it's just perception, you know,

like, of course you're going to see like a lot of the negative stuff, but like, I saw a lot of the positive shit that people were saying about you. It's education, unfortunately. Or lack thereof.

You see that nigga stupid? Yeah. What the fuck you want me to say, nigga? Sugar coated? Yeah, these niggas is dumb. Talk to them, niggas ain't read a book

Since high school If they read a book In high school Give them some gunshots Yo what you doing I'm trying I'm trying right now Talk your shit

Your leg shaking already Y'all done pissed my man off My nigga My nigga's viral Mr. Viral Don't play with him today That's my son Don't play with him today

Yeah nigga Fuck this nigga nigga Big issue Fuck that nigga nigga Fuck him nigga Don't play with him today. Don't play with him today. Yeah, nigga. Fuck this nigga, nigga. Fuck that nigga, nigga. Fuck him, nigga. You up here, nigga. It's you, nigga. Fuck he talk about, nigga. You got this shit on your back, nigga.

We don't see that nigga not once, you stupid nigga. Hold on. Fuck out of here, nigga. You see this, nigga? Yeah. Niggas are fucking fools, son. I'm happy. You know that's a skill, right?

Here you go. Let it just rest. I'm talking to you, though. No, let it rest. You know it's a skill to just be quiet and let your crew shine and not say a word and not be on your phone and not walk off the the set. True. And not censor myself. That's such a... You know what makes a good boss? You know what makes a good boss?

I hate when they go to that. I hate when they go to a good boss. Hey, camera on me. I'm not a good boss. What makes a good boss? I'm not a good boss. Hey, yo, Flip, I know you have nothing to say on this shit. I told the nigga before, nigga.

He don't want to talk about that. Yo, bro. Why you think that? Cause, nigga, I got my own shit I want to say to this nigga. So you could have said that. Hold on. This nigga go a thousand miles an hour when he's speaking. He go a thousand miles an hour.

So when the conversation becomes a lot, they're in dialogue. I'm not interrupting. So now when I'm in there watching, trying to jump in, he's already bow, bow, bow. That's how it's going. I told him before. Who's he? This nigga. Oh, Joe.

Gotcha. I told Joe before we got on camera, bro This nigga. Oh, Joe. Got you. I told Joe before we got on camera, bro. Woo woo woo. Now you think my man would have said, yo, just sit there for a while and then whenever you ready. No.

He doesn't dribble at all. He doesn't have any free throws on the season. And I stand on that. He doesn't have any assists to fill light, but he getting threes up. I disagree. Yo, you was a part of the conversation. That's the stuff we can't have.

So you just frustrated us. That's not true. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. He just knew who I was. That's it, but I wasn't on the conversation. That's not true. You knew the shit about. He just knew who I was. That's it. But I wasn't out of the conversation. That's not true. You knew the shit about the Marcus Garvey family and all that stuff.

I forgot. Dog, this is the part that I think is crazy. Everybody up here can lend to any conversation. Just because you might not be that well-versed in whatever the fuck going on, like, everybody up here can lend a conversation. Nigga, we human beings. Fuck, you can't lend to a black conversation, a white conversation,

a hood conversation. That's what you from. One of my niggas is Sean. Y'all was doing good. Yeah, you stupid. That's good. When my nigga was Sean, you was Sean, nigga.

Sean and Sean and Sean and Sean and Sean and Sean. Oh, shit. All of these issues. Oh, my God. No, no, no. He's rusty.

We ain't got no home record. We ain't got no home record. You sure? Yeah. That felt a little home record-ish for a minute there. I don't know. Who is? You, Joe.

There was a lot going on there. Oh, no. It's my man. It's my man right here. And you got the email? You sent an email with notes? And I got some notes today. We'll get to it.

We'll get to it. I got some notes. How's everybody feeling? We feeling good? I want to thank Dr. Umar. I want to shout Dr. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. I got some notes. How's everybody feeling? We feeling good? I want to thank Dr. Umar. I want to shout Dr. Umar out. Got to. Man, yeah, nah.

Come on. Come on. Round of applause. Round of applause. Interview of the year. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.

Interview of the year. Might be, might be. He's Hall of Fame JVP guest. Yeah, indeed. He's Hall of Fame. And let guest. Yeah, indeed. He's Hall of Fame. And let me tell you, money well spent. What? Oh, need to book him again.

That nigga went crazy up here. And it's, hold up, man. Biggish. Hold up now. Hold up now. Ain't no I in T. Iron-ish, though. But it's iron-ish.

But it's iron-ish. But it's iron-ish. My guy, Ish, showed up, man. And he came in the next day. No, just called out the next day. But the day after that, he was like, fuck it. I'm here. Smooth.

Nigga put on his little Dr. Huxtable sweater. Pudding. Should have kept the glasses on, dog, for real. Yeah, you had to look. Should haveable. Pudding. You should have kept the glasses on, dog, for real. Yeah, you should have kept the glasses on. That's how you're going to look when you're an author? Yeah. Definitely wear the glasses on the book cover. On the inside of the cover like this?

Doing one of these? Malcolm X. Mel's going to be at the book signing in the corner. What, like a stalker? The fuck? I will be supporting my friend. Yes, I will. You think stalking is beneath you?

Yeah, a little bit. It's also a criminal offense. Yeah, talk your shit, man. You did it. Nope, I'm out. I'm out. She good. I'm a boy.

I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy.

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I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. I'm a boy. Melody's Melody's Rudy Howe

No got the fuck out of there Yeah no Joe's getting the fuck out of there No she got out of there first Alright let's see

Let's see That's a good one Use that You know what she said That's a good one Stalking is against the law That's fucked up

when the person you're stalking call the cops though You changed the game Like come on You know what we're doing no we serious you know what we do i'm not playing with you why you did that i gotta lie to the officer say what no i wasn't driving around that block at 7 a.m i was just lost i wasn't in those bushes i was headed home as you can see.

Somebody hit the reverse card on me when I was talking one time. Oh, shit, I got out of there. They started stalking me. I said, oh, shit, they following me. That's a good move. That's a good one. Don't start stalking the stalker. Nah, that's a good one. Of course we talk about many, many, many, many, many years ago.

And all allegedly. You played the little thingamajig at the top? Yes, it is.. And all allegedly. You played the little thing with a jig at the top? Yes, it is. It's all lies. I think if I start prying it, I could find some stalker in there. Never. I'm telling you.

Never. I'm telling you. Never. You're going to lie because of the pod and the audience, but Mel. Never.

What do you think it was doing when you was in that closet? What? What? When you was in that closet with the shoebox. Okay. Nobody. I was practically living in the house.

Practically. Practically is tricky. A lot of gray area. It was basically like my second residence. It's parkish. It was like my second residence. We were engaged. That's something stalkers say. No, my second residence. We were engaged. That's something stalkers say.

No, I was there. I woke up in that house. I lived there. Yes. Very similar to your situation. He lived in Houston. So he traveled here to my place, which was his second residence. And I traveled there to his residence.

Did he snoop through your closet? I'm sure he snooped through everything. He definitely snooped through my phone. You're sure? Oh, closet? I'm sure he snooped through everything. He definitely snooped through my phone. You're sure? Oh, yeah. You're sure? I know he did.

Did he tell you or confront you on anything? All the time. Oh, God. The accusations were crazy. All right, no. You're not getting that off the last episode of the year.

I'm not going to do it. No way. Hootie-hoo! I'm Hootie-hooing my way out every time, God damn it. I'm a melody, so fuck y'all Yeah me too Me too

You catching me? Fuck that No sir Only right we end the year with a go Come on Michael Jackson Come on Come on, Michael Jackson Come on Come on, man Hey, hey, I'm not talking to niggas with sweatshirts on right now

You didn't feel great enough about the year to get suited and booted Then you relaxed for the first five minutes, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Let niggas that suited and booted get right real quick This how adults go into the new year You know what I mean? No hoodies, no sweatsuits Something nice on the feet Put it in booty, get right real quick I was dreaming when I broke this book It's how adults go into the new year It goes astray You know what I mean? No hoodies, no sweatsuits

Something nice on the feet When I woke up this morning Freshly showered, hopefully a new cologne on you You know what I mean? I got some good ones out there Shout out to everybody that spread love and positivity this year And me Trying to run from the destruction

You know I didn't even care Say, say, two thousand zero zero party I'm a little out of time Oh shit So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999 Nah, nah, they not feelin' me They not feelin' me Dearly beloved

Mic check 1212, man We are gathered here today to get through this thing Y'all know who it is, y'all know what we here to do Shout out to the first and last time listeners Shout out to the hate listeners Shout out to the listeners that been here since day one, 2015 hate listeners Shout out to the listeners that have been here since day one 2015 February we love y'all Couldn't do it without you

The Afterworld We always doing this for the ladies Shout out to the ladies out there Shout out to the real niggas Shout out to the dope boys Shout out to the scammers Everybody that's locked up away from their family right now With the iPad in there free to wave

Free to wave Free to wave, free to wave Shout out to all the podcasters out there Shout out to Black Media, shout out to the creators The entrepreneurs, the non-divivers The relationships, the single niggas The exes, the side chicks Come on, man Everybody had a hand in it this year

Everybody had a hand in it One, two, three, four! Yeah! Yeah, this that Angie shit Wake it up, homie Shout out to Angie, I love you Don't lie What you living here?

Take a look around Everybody on their way to work Don't lie, where'd you live and eat? Take a lick of rum, change your mind You should call the police Call the police Phone friendly work Just call the police Call the police Don't let me in

They're breaking my heart Let's go. Let's go crazy. Everybody that got something big planned for 2024, here you go. Let's go. Oh, yeah, man. Oh. OK. Oh Okay

Rest in peace to Prince, of course Always So happy to be here with y'all today Thank the Lord for getting us here Shout out to the higher power Waking us up with some breath in our lungs shout to our loved ones and their loved ones all the people that played a part in the year being so grand all the people who had a hand in the content being so compelling

all the people that put the content sometimes ahead of their personal endeavors you know i mean some people risk their life this year for the content. And shout out to you fans out there, man. You guys have been awesome. You guys have been great. Phenomenal. Engaged. Thank you.

Engaged. Having trouble over there, buddy? Thank you Yes, oh my god We wanna thank you all out there It's J.B.P., baby Get your shit off No Shout Queez out or something

Shout Weapon, do something, nigga We're here to take over the air I wanna thank you, Heavenly Father For shining your way Rock on, shout out to you, nigga. I'm on your ass. I'm on your ass, nigga. I love you.

I love you. I might see you New Year's Eve. Shout out to everybody out there with some good New Year's Eve plans. Everybody bringing that shit in with the person that you love, with the people that you love. A-Bike going to dinner, putting that shit on. Hey. with the people that you love A-bike on the dinner, putting that shit on It's been a long time since I had someone who loves me I owe my thanks to thee I know it could not have been without you

You were with me tonight It took a long time for me to have you All right, we can start. Hey! Nah, I can't cut that right there. What's up, man? How y'all doing? Fuck that. Fuck that. We partying today. Pull up, pull up, man.

What's going on? Oh, yeah, everybody need to pop some shit. Pull up in here, man. What the fuck is going on? Who? Everybody out there popping champagne like Ron Browse. Shout out to Ron Browse. Big Harlem.

Everybody out there in Brooklyn listening Ron Brown shout the wrong brows big Harlem No boys love you I got no words for Newark you're gonna words for Canada what is going on here? We got some words. What's going on here come on we got some words for upstate what's going on here big up jersey niggas always big jerseys act like it act like it is always mid pod we'll get back with oh yeah that bridge right there may as well pop that is it is it cold it's cold what episode is this 687 uh Let me get a water pot. Welcome to episode 687 of the Joe Budden Podcast. We back. We are back. We back.

Shout out to the first and last time listeners. You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with us. We appreciate that. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few really amazing people. The beautiful, the earthy, the loquacious, earthy kit, earthy kit, big male Ford in the building. Hooty Hoo! Hooty Hoo!

Big quays, big flippers in the building. So happy to have him here with us. Ish Antoine, what's your author name? I don't know what he going by these days at his little panels he be doing. Big Library in the building, salute to him. Newark always. Ice is here.

Big Freeze Park. Poe, Corey, Erickson is in the back. And you guys, salute, salute, salute. Last episode of the year. Hey. Shout out to y'all, man. What's going on? How's everybody doing?

How we feeling? Fantastic. How's our mental health? Much better. How's our spirit, our souls, our DMs, texts, inboxes. Come on, talk to me. Sweated out all the pain. I'm good now.

Sweated out all the pain. My man, my man. Glad to have you back. I had a rough 24 hours. You was fucked up for a minute. I was, I was. I tried to fight through Tuesday, but I'm glad we didn't have to pause because it would have been a rough day.

It would have been a rough day. I had that same one. I felt like I was hit by, you know what? I actually know what that feels like. I felt like I was hit by, you know what? I actually know what that feels like. I felt like I was hit by a truck. Is that how you felt? Yes. Okay.

It was fucking brutal. I'm sorry. I'm saying, listen. It's called levity. If I can't laugh in my circumstances, you can. Okay? There you go. Okay.

I cried at your circumstances last night watching that interview. Oh, thank you. Thank you. What? Yeah. That shit was some gut-wrenching shit. It was wild. My wife and her friend were upstairs like, what are you watching, darling?

That shit sounds intense. That's Big M4. I mean, shout out to Angie. She is, I mean, she's her. She is her. I cried when I went there, too. Angie will get some tears out of you. Angie will get some tears out of you. Angie will get some tears out of you.

She is the GOAT. She brought all the trouble to the table. Yeah, yeah. And you didn't have to run away and do it. Shut up. Shout out to everybody who watched. Thank you very much. Proud of you, man.

I'll go watch it tonight. I appreciate you. There you go. There you go. Thank you, thank you. I of you, man. I'll go watch it tonight. I appreciate you. There you go. There you go. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to say, man, y'all look great.

Thank you. I'm mad that you didn't dress up with us. Thank you, Freeze. I mean, do you blame him? You look, no. Y'all look great. I was afraid you guys

weren't going to show up like this, too, so I kind of did an in-between moment. You look great as well. Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, you look great.

Even though I'm, like, the only girl, and it was just a conversation about suits. I thought. You're welcome. Yeah, you look great. Even though I'm, like, that was the only girl and it was just a conversation about suits. I thought it would've been, well, you know what it is. I mean, so I adjusted.

I adjusted, yeah, yeah. I thought it would've been fly for us to do as a crew, but the more I thought about it, I didn't need y'all to show up how I wanted to show up. True.

It wasn't even about y'all at that point. He's still mad about the Halloween shit. I wasn't mad. Yeah, but how he views that and how I view it, two totally different ways. I'd just like fool me once. I'd have been point. He's still mad about the Halloween shit. I wasn't mad. Yeah, but how he views that and how I view it, two totally different ways.

I was like, fool me once. I'd have been mad. But it ain't about the fooling. I don't give a fuck. Suit, no suits. We here. I'm doing it. This is how,

this is my energy for 2024. Suits. And this is how I feel. Suits. This is how I feel about, huh? Suits is your energy for 2024 or just not

caring what others say? No, you're saying showing up and just no just showing up as your best self how you want to show up you dress how you dress how you want to be addressed not a difference was dressed on the vibe because in the year like that you see how ish put on his motherfucking teddy ruxpin shit his glasses you see no the difference was i didn't want to wear that shit for Halloween. I was doing it for the team. All right, that's cap.

Come on, stop. Okay. That's cap. That's cap. You are Mr. Dress Up. You're talking to me. I know you in love with me. Fam, I didn't want to wear that. You have a blast dressing up.

I didn't want to wear that is what I'm telling you. Well, what would you have worn if you- I would have gotten a costume for that. It was kind of a little bit closer to the last minute. Are you sure we doing it cool? That was a costume for just me and my daughter. Okay, okay, okay. That was not for nothing else. Okay. She was Princess Peach. I was Mario. Uh-huh. Are you sure we doing it cool? That was a costume for just me and my daughter. Okay, okay, okay. That was not for nothing else.

Okay. She was Princess Peach. I was Mario. And you bodied it. You should have worn it on the pod. Yeah, I'd have been Mario. That was fire ice. I'd have been Mario.

Especially when Mel came in with whatever she wore. I forgot what she was. She was something. She was an old lady. She was an old lady. Oh yeah, she was the old lady. Oh, that's just.

Shut up. I saw the set up. That's why I didn't let you do it. But that's why I did it. You guys know that. I know. It was very tongue in cheek. Okay. the setup. That's why I did what you do. But that's why I did it. You guys know that. I know. It was very tongue-in-cheek. Okay.

Oh, shit. The shit. All right, all right. We're off that. We feel good. We feel great. Thank you. Thank you, Ice.

I appreciate that. And you look great, too, like, depending on where we at. I'm great for me, my nigga. Like, depending on where you at. I'm great for me, my nigga. No, y'all all look great. I'm talking shit.

I know. Yo, please, please. I'm in a real silly mood today. I'm not. Nothing is for real for me today my nigga. No, y'all all look great. I'm talking shit. I know. Yo, please, please. I'm in a real silly mood today. Nothing is for real for me today. Please don't bring up no fucking, none of that shit y'all like. Come on. Please, today? Can this be today?

I'm asking the group. Yes. Yes. Can this be today? Sure. If you put your gun away, I'll leave my gun away. I ain't even talking about that. We can shoot at each other all day.

But in terms of topics Can we just like You know what I mean No I say today Please Please I say free day S-A S-H-D-V

All of that Please All the initials Get the fuck out of here Oh god Alright so Where do we want to begin Where do we want to start

How was your holiday Oh yeah It was good It's been that long It's been that long Yeah it really has we want to begin? Where do we want to start? How was your holiday? Oh, yeah. It was good. It's been that long. It's been that long. Yeah, it really has. Christmas was good. Family time.

Yeah. I didn't get shit. I didn't give shit, but gave love. Oh, well, then you gave something. There you go. Yes.

Nah. You're too old to give love. You can't do that. Why not? And you're too up to give love. Yeah, you're too up to give love. You're do that And you're too up to give love Yeah you're too up to give love You're too old and you're too up to give love

I'm not up It's over for love I'm not up It don't work on us But on top of that though Like you know just The moving Just getting settled

It felt like So you did that This is your gift Yeah I did that That old school shit Yes That's a good gift You see where we at right

Yeah Go look Look outside The kids got furniture I don't Yeah, I did that. That's a good gift. You see where we at, right? Go look. Look outside. The kids got furniture. I don't. Y'all got grass for Christmas in the backyard. All that shit they got.

You know what I'm saying? You on air mattress? I am. Oh, shit. I'm on a double air mattress. Is that the one that refills itself at least? Yes, that one. Of course. You know that.

Because you know what? I didn't want you niggas to crack jokes. And I hate the fact that the podcast is starting to play a role into my real life. That's why I had to come in. I had to take the break. You know what I mean? I ain't responding. No text, nigga.

Don't text me. Don't say nothing, nigga. Don't call me. Nothing, nigga. I'm getting back at the flip mode. Because when that shit starts to move. Yeah, yeah. Wooha!

All right, it's what you've been up to. Ain't shit. Yeah, yeah Went down south visit my mother. What's up the mama? No, is it really cause Bob do sue. How's he doing? Omar said that nigga is The thing is that nigga up to Virginia. No, I got a girl You know I got a gun, right? I'm going to let you know I got a gun. He's still a little sick, too. Oh, you went back to the roots to learn?

What I had to learn. That nigga went back. You look good in that shot. That nigga called his mom after work. What I had to learn. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. Tell the people. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home.

You that nigga is shit. That's good. How's she doing? How's mom doing? She good. I ain't no shit, though. She know about the pod? Does she listen?

I don't... That's a really good question. I don't want her to listen. I think she be sneaking on YouTube, though, but she be like, yo, I lot of movies on YouTube. I know I'm coming on your algorithm. I hope she's listening. I hope she's listening. I don't want her to listen. I don't want her to listen.

I don't want her to listen. I don't want her to listen. I don't want her to listen. I don't want her to listen. I don't want her to listen. I don't want her to listen. I don't want her to listen. I think she'd be sneaking on YouTube though, but she'd be like, yo, I like the movies on YouTube. I know I'm coming on your algorithm. I hope she don't listen. She ain't run no convo past you like nothing you said? Nothing. Oh, you lucky.

Nigga, you know my mother's Pentecostal church lady. I don't want, no. Your son talk about pussy. Your family don't listen? Do your mom and pop listen? No. Oh, wow. Yeah, about pussy. Your family don't live. Do your mom and pop live? No. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I hope not. I don't know for certain. I hope not. I'm sure she's dibble. Because my uncles, my family, you know what I'm saying? My younger cousins, they know about it. So I'm sure she has gotten wind of it. Plus, she know I work here.

But I hope she, I told her don't listen. I wish mom would listen. Like, listen to the advice. Me too. I wish she would listen to don't listen I wish my will is like listen to the advice I told me to I wish she would listen to not listen yeah yeah my mother lit man that she heard it if I post it she saw it ain't just her my whole family yeah yeah no yeah I just now so my whole family yeah yeah yeah I'm mom and mom and pop that day here to the street. I done had cousins call me, hey, nigga, that shit you said?

That don't work on family either. The refer to the tag part? Oh, hell no. That don't work. They fast forward, doesn't it? It was entertainment, nigga. No, that shit wasn't funny. No, because your parents know what's not entertainment. Yo, you know Aunt Jackie mad at you. I've been through that.

I don't have no problems. I've been through that. Did you call your aunt yet? No. You better call your aunt before we go down there, because she heard that shit you said. And if my dad don't hear every word, because he don't know how to work the phone, he got friends in the street that tell him everything. That'd be the worst part. They ain't hear it.

Yeah. Somebody told them. Because you know the nigga that tell you don't tell you the right way. And then there's a lot of translation. Yep. It's like the telephone game. Broken telephone. Oh, my God, bro. And then you know they're going to tell you the right way. It's like the telephone game. Oh my God, bro. And then you know my dad's a rebel.

So he may not really love who I've become. That's deep realization too. These last few calls. Joey, man, the street's saying that you skipped the puff shit. That's true. Yeah, dad. Joey man the streets saying that you skipped the puff shit that's your I just thought that would have been important Alright well why did you die? My dad is a rep the button side

On a hand ice I had a great idea for the show for 2024 I was going to put my mom and dad on the couch together and get it it was going to be absolutely fire so you could really see how this crazy was concocted and then Christmas day

Christmas day you fucked that whole thought up what happened why do people I'm amazed that there can be still misunderstandings. How old am I? I'm 43.

Add four, that's 47 years. These niggas still really kind of don't get each other. And I've been here 43 years and got them both to a T. So I see it before it's coming. Three days earlier. Here you go, Mom. Yeah, Dad asked me to make some collard greens for the dinner, Christmas dinner.

I said, oh, great. Pop. Yeah, I asked your mom to make some collard greens. I'll shrink this for you. Pop thinks that that means collard greens for a house full of people. My mom made them collard greens for him.

Took a couple quarts. Gave me a quart. Gave some. By the time them collard greens got there. They're going to fuck me up. Yo, when I went to get the collars I ate early too it was a little and then they had to clash

no he told me first yo I'm tight but don't tell your mom because I know what she's gonna say but I am living but I'm grateful that's bad too we got the clash right in the middle of a spade game you know that Greaves was a little

late you don't sound grateful there you go I did what I love you anyway long story less long my parents was in the pot and that shows a rat they both call me later sounds like a great show this is why the more you talk with your mother and with your father I'll get them separate I'll give them separate that's hilarious My son brought his girlfriend Oh shit Okay How was that? How was that?

I met her before Yeah but The family It's a little different Was this the first family dinner That she was invited to? No I think people have Well yeah

That might be the first Family function Yeah it's one thing To meet everyone independently But then to be in the function But she's cool Okay She's cool Family approved She's cool. Okay, so family approves? She's cool.

My family can't disapprove of no nothing. That's what's going on. This is who you love, this is who you love. But we like her. I like her. She's super cool. And talking to him, like, your kids and jeans.

Says, yeah, man, it's the first girl in. It's really stern with me. She really lets me have it. Doesn't let me just do what I want. Says, yeah, man, it's the first girl in. It's really stern with me. She really lets me have it. Don't let me just do what I want. You like that, huh? Say, yes, my thing. Said, oh, man, I see the path you're down. I like it too, young lad.

Feels good. Be careful. They got it, too. No, yeah, yeah, no. Come on. It's fucked up when you realize it, though, right? It is, it is.

He right. Yeah, no, he figured it out. My little brother had his girlfriend with him. How old,

how old your brother? 16. Yeah, it's about that time. Damn. Damn. Yo, I'm old as hell.

Whoa, that one fucked me up. We old. That's why I don't want to hear it. You said your story You said your story We can't not give gifts

We not even there We can't We are at that age In the system where We got It's too many young kids A niece A nephew

A young cousin It's the kids You know how when you was younger You had that one relative That's us now Yeah we're the cool uncles You got to be That's me cousin is the kids you know how when you was younger you had that one relative that's us now yeah we're the cool uncles you got yeah you got him that's me and got a celebrity they think you're rich and they think you're rich I gave my little sister all these strip club singles bunch of them. Handing them right off like Joe Burrow.

You got them from the bank? Yeah. Okay, cool. My ones are from the bank. I know. I was making sure. My ones are from the bank. My ones are from Totolicious. No. Oh my God. Hold on. Is that five?

Is that five? Is that five? Oh my God. Is that five? Is that five? Yes, your net. Yes. Yes. Your net. My sister's 10.

That's disgusting, nigga. My sister's 10. I thought you were doing a wild card, nigga. No, I'm not. We're not that wild. All them strippers, what did they do? They give their kids when they give the kids money, nigga? That's they business.

I'm not giving that shit to my kids. I mean, neither of them. I'm just saying. Yo. What else happened on Christmas? What could you talk about, yo?

A lot of Muslims said Merry Christmas to me. No. Did you say it back? No. Yo, what's wrong with you, son?

See, but that's where I got cursed out all day too, by the way, because I tell you, I ain't Mr. Christmas. I hate the Merry Christmas

stuff. I'm not Mr. Christmas. So all them Merry Christmas text. I'm not Mr. Christmas. So all them people that was texting me, I kept giving them a, same to you. Yeah, likewise. That shit got me cursed out about seven different times saying same to you. Happy holidays kind of cover it all. So don't expect to hear from me on New Year's. Like, happy holidays, my nigga.

Really? Yes. I hate the Christmas. All the holiday texts. Yeah. Birthday texts. It's a lot Christmas. All the holiday texts. Yeah. Birthday texts. It's a lot. Yeah,

the birthday text is annoying. Especially for me. That's the only time I talk to you. Thank you. But it's a big skipper. Thank you. I don't care.

You could have kept that. I could care less. You could have put it on Facebook or something. I ain't gonna see it. Yeah, throw it up there. Yo,

what's wrong with this guy, yo? You be sending out the group texts? Hell no. Come on. I don't want to Yeah, what's wrong with this guy, yo? You be sending out the group text? Hell no. Come on. I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk, period.

No, the one that's really annoying is the ones who want to send you the little... The gifts? Yes. I hate them shits. Yes. Can I read y'all the text that Kanye West allegedly sent

to Ty Dolla $ign on Christmas morning? Sure. Please. Please. What time Christmas morning? Do it say? No, I don't say right now. But it was early.

Okay. Santa gave me coal today. I've been a good servant of the Lord all year, but this is how I'm compensated? Coal, C-O-L-E, C-O-L-E. C-O-L-E. Coal. Coal.

Lump of coal. This is the Rothschilds doing. They have ties to santa claus they control the christmas market this is insider trading i believe he said everything i can't even eat christmas dinner with kim and the kids he said they did this too i've suffered more than jesus and Hitler. I know how they felt. Tom. No. Let him go.

And allegedly, Ty Dolla said, I'm trying to have dinner with my family, man. Big bro. And then Kanye said At least you have a family Oh shit That's not real That's not real It better be fake

I don't It better be fake That's what I'll say to that It better be fake I would be so tight If I got a text like that I would just leave it I wouldn't even respond

To that shit Or just double tap it Like like, hit the little like. Thumbs up, you get the thumbs up, you get it, yeah. Exclamation mark. Prayer hands. Worst thing that happened to all of us was Kanye deciding to get a phone. I was around for that era where Kanye didn't have a phone.

Yeah. There was no phone. You could, niggas was trying to reach you, so like, no, you ain't got no phone, right? Like, what the fuck is going on with this nigga, man? The wildest shit with Kanye is he'll text you, screenshot the text immediately, and then go post it. Yeah. He'll let the world know what I sent you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, everybody know I sent this shit to you. But he just apologized. He did. To the Jewish community, right? They said that was AI. They did. What Iverson did to him, man.

They said he got he chatted GPT that apology well I don't think he reads the scripture oh man

maybe he does I don't know he could have wrote it he didn't get Google Translate to do that he could have wrote it and did Google Translate and called it a day

sure or chat GPT that's possible fuck y'all talk about me today. Sure. Or check GPTH. That's possible. What the fuck y'all talking about? Where y'all wanna go? Where y'all wanna go? Anywhere you wanna go.

Well, anybody else? What else did y'all do for Christmas? We didn't even... I laid in bed. I was sick as a dog. I ain't do much. We left the pod last Friday. I went to... I was in the streets that day. That's probably where I got sick. Yeah the pod last Friday. I went to... I was in the streets that day. That's probably where I got to say. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, I was out. I went to... Who was on opera now? It was similar. I went to go see Chloe Flower. It's the Asian pianist. She's fire. So I went to see that.

Yo, dawg, strip club ain't my activity for a Friday one day. Yo, this show is not for you, Amell. It's not like you. Can y'all just go run off into the fucking... It's not like you, dawg. The funny part is I disagree. Oh, God. It is for them.

It is. It ain't for Flip, nigga. It ain't for Flip. Get me out of here. It ain't for me. It's for them. Jesus Christ, this nigga Flip, bro. Don't laugh.

Flip is determined to... So you were at a concerto? Suits? He was at a concerto. Get me out of here. It ain't for me. It's for them. This nigga Flip, man. The Flip is determined to work. So you were at a concerto? Suits? He mad. You know the chick. I do? You've seen her.

She been on the Grammy. She been on everything. She fire. Okay. Did you enjoy it? Yeah, it was dope. You know the, it's like the violinist girl that be playing all the hip hop. She do it on the piano.

She do it on the piano. Nice. Did she do the... Did she do that one? The play of the bumblebee? Which one she did? Yo, he's stupid, though. What's the slide?

She did some hip hop shit? Yeah, she did some hip hop shit. The Mary J shit. Questlove did mad shit with her. You want us to just take you to Supreme? Why would I see you? You don't have to get your hip hop through the Asian pianist. Like, we can take you to whoever you want.

We got connections. Yo, please call me. Nigga naming everybody but hip hop. This nigga is stupid. You went to the Met for the hip-hop. God damn. Wait until I text you more of this, man. Yo, you got to open up your mind a little bit.

A little something, something. But it's cool. No, you had a level of maturity I don't want to get to. Yeah, two turntables and a mic is still cool. We don't need the piano and the harmonies. I think this is the hip-hop in me speaking. I can't. One of these days, my man.

The Asian pianist. And I know it was fire, too, but not this week. A couple of your peoples was there. That's for like a bunch of your peoples. I don't have no peoples. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Don't speak for me.

Okay. Don't speak for me. Who my peoples? Who my peoples is? Don't say the thotties. Who my peoples? That Who my peoples is? But don't say the Thotties. Who my people is? That's what we talking about. You got it, Aki.

I'll tell you off mic. See? Every Thottie. Every Thottie. Every Thottie. Every Thottie. That's my remix. I like that shit.

I like that nigga shit. Couple of them tracks. Them shit's dope. Them shit's dope. Them shit's dope. Every Thottie. Them shit's dope though. I like that shit dope That shit hard

No doubt Stupid guy Who else did some weird shit? Nah Mine was very quiet Very quiet What did you do for Christmas? Super quiet

I just went upstate To see my sister Oh that's nice That's nice Very quiet That's it Chilling Slept a lot

Boring I had technically two Christmases. Okay. Because Christmas Day, I was with my girl and her family. And then I didn't do Christmas with my daughter until Wednesday. Just because scheduling. That was it. That was it.

Two Christmases. Pretty fun. Okay. Good stuff. Good stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Take them dumbass glasses off. It's pretty fun. Okay. All good. Good stuff. Good stuff, yeah. Yeah. Mm.

Yo. Take them dumbass glasses off. Take them stupid ass glasses off. Hold it in, bitch. Why are you talking to me? Yeah. But why? Because you talking to me means that you thought it first.

What? Whatever you talking to me about. I just said take your glasses off. But why? I want to see your face, bro. I ain't see you in a week. No, I don't see my face. So where you starting with, yo? What's up? I want to see your face, bro. I ain't see you in a week. Nah, I don't see my face. So where you starting with, y'all? What's up?

I had the opposite of that. What? Once Christmas fall on my day, that's just my next few days. Keep them. Oh. Something wrong with this guy, y'all. Oh, man.

Salute. Come on, come on. Come on, get out of here. Get out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, what's important? Come on, wake it up here. We over Christmas.

We headed to 2024. We are. Finally. What you doing? For New Year's Eve, I ain't got no plans. No plans at all. I'm going to go to dinner somewhere. I thought you was going away

You're going away No, no, no I can't I nixed that I nixed that I'm staying here I got shit to do Gotcha

I got work to do I'm on vacay From vacays Got it Okay Okay But I'll be here I'll be here

I'll be with my baby Wish I had some money I'll be Pew Where would you go? Where would you go? Where would you go? Somewhere warm. I'll just ramble.

Shit, here? Africa? Fucking warm here? Possibly. Okay. Because it ain't that far. I'll find somewhere kind of close because you ain't got a long time.

Not that close either. Wait, hold on. How far is that? How about seven hours? Seven hours? Seven hours ain't far. Seven, eight hours. Yeah, shit ain't far.

Yeah, it's far. Shut up. Don't try to tell us African's far. You're right. You're right. You're right. Yo, hey. Yo, yo.

Yo. Yo. You trying to tell us African's far? Farts. Farts. Don't do that, man. You're right. You're right.

My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. This guy that, man. You're right. My bad. My bad. My bad. This guy's a fool. Africa is far. My bad, Flip. I said my bad. Try to talk us out of it.

Watch yourself, Park. I can't wait until... Go ahead. Leave it alone. Y'all seen Spirit Airlines let a six-year-old on the flight and then flew him to the wrong spot? Excuse me?

What? Tell the story. That's the story. The holidays. How'd they land him on the flight? Yo, let me ask you. Do you know what the original destination was? I'm going to try to find out for you right now.

It was something domestic. I don't give a... I mean, still, it's fucked up. Yeah, but it wasn't like an international flight. And he went all the way there? Evidently. Nigga, y'all gonna turn that plane around. He wasn't one of them old looking six year olds, was he?

Spirit at Parks. Hey, Parks, are you alright? What's the little dude? You know what I'm talking about, right? What's the little man name? You know what I'm talking about. If Dr. Uma was at Stock Park,

let's try two. Has apologized after it mistakenly put an unaccompanied child on the wrong flight during the holiday season travel rush. The child was supposed

to fly from Philly to Florida International Airport. Yeah, Philadelphia International Airport to Southwest Florida International Airport in Fort Myers on Thursday,

but the minor was incorrectly boarded on a flight to Orlando. Oh, well, Stacey. Still, I want... Spirit did not provide any information about the child or explain how the mistake happened.

I got questions, bro. How did the kid board... You could do that. You can do that. I remember I used to do that when I was small. So what they... Or when you're trying to get rid of the kid your parent will literally

they have back in the day it was different it's way more security now but the parent takes you literally to the gate to the gate to uh hands you off to a a flight attendant okay the flight attendant now is basically your chaperone for the whole flight. Then when you get to the other side, the people got to show ID and all that shit. Do a handoff. Yeah. So that's crazy how that happened. I don't understand that. Or you could hug and kiss the little lad.

Give him a couple dollars. Line it up right there. Line it up. Yo, you be good. Text me when you land. Give him about $200. Oh, shit. Text me when you land. Give me about $200. Oh, shit. Text me when you land.

Give me about $250. Put a little air tag on them. Don't spit it all in one place, yo. We had so much fun these past six years. Watch the niggas out there. They be wild. Don't you step on niggas. That's crazy, son.

Nah, man. Yeah, that's fucked up. Spirit never ceases to amaze me. Yo, what would you even want? I have so much fun with Spirit. A lifetime of Spirit airline flights? No. You don't even want that?

No. Yo, dog. I have so much fun with Spirit. I walk past Daygate purposely at the airport. Start laughing. On my way to United. Start laughing. Look at these.

Look at these niggas. Y'all never flew Spirit? Yes. You flew Spirit before? Yes. That's how I know not to fly Spirit. No, you are an elitist.

Yeah, yeah. One thing we proved this year, but you are an elitist. You can't even argue it anymore. Because they don't have a first class, right? They don't have first class? They don't have an economy.

They don't. That shit is the bus? They don't have first class? They don't have an economy. They don't. That shit is the bus. They just put chairs where the luggage is. Ain't no tray table that come down. That's the dollar airline. They didn't refurbish

the planes. Yes. Even the fucking chairs is like this. They thin as hell. Yeah. They're not really even bolted down.

They squeeze an extra one in there. It's true. No bullshit. Yeah. You got to pay to use overhead compartments. And all the seats is different on Spirit. Like, it don't match.

Like a bad sock drawer. Yeah. Because you got to pay for every additional perk. Like breathing. You got to pay for the seatbelt. Water. Do you want back support? Do you want a recliner?

Reclined don't mean reclining me. Yeah. That's right. Spiritism. They got the train chairs. It's nasty. Yeah. That's ugly.

The four train chairs. They got it. Yeah, the F train. Word. That's disgusting. It's true. Shout out to Spirit though. Yeah, nah.

We get you there. We not hating. It's an experience. I mean, they got them pretty close. I'ma just go ahead and stay home. It wasn't there, but they got them. At least they got them in the state. The state I mean, they got them pretty close. I'm going to just go ahead and stay home. It wasn't there, but they got them. At least they got them in the state.

The state. At least they went to the state. And that shit fly like the wood roller coaster at Six Flags. Nah, it's the Cyclone. The Dorney Park joint. That shit at Coney Island. That's crazy, son. Nah, I'm kidding. That shit doing this.

They bought the bullshit route. Yeah, you have to buy the routes. Yeah, they buy routes. That's some crazy. All turbulence. I'm good. Yo, I'm good. Oh, you want to walk on here with that bag?

That bag right there? Yeah. $40. 14 bricks in that bag. And some of them connecting flights, like the flight time, say shit, 27 hours. That shit get you there two days later, some of the connecting flights. But be well. Be well out there.

That's one of the main reasons I'm not traveling during the holidays is because all of the dirty people rush to the airport. Seriously, that's how you get sick. Mad germs. You got to spray the seat down.

You spray your seat down. Because I don't want to get sick. Hold on, you spray your seat down? No, because you characterize the people as dirty. Why can't they just be You spray your seat down. You spray your seat down. Because I don't want to get sick. Hold on, you spray your seat down? No, because you qualify, characterize the people as dirty. Why can't they just be going to see their family for the holidays?

Some of the people there is dirty. You spray your seats down? Oh, I definitely wipe my seats down. Some of them is dirty. Alcohol, you bring out your seat. I bring the wipes. Wipes the whole entire, and the tray table and everything.

You don't think so? You do all that? Yes. You don't think so? I don't that? Yes. You don't think so? I don't do all that. I'm a heathen, bro. Me too. I ain't going nowhere.

I sit right there. I sit right there. I trust that the airlines will clean this shit. Don't trust my immune system, nigga. Don't trust them for shit. So you wipe it? You know. Yo, you do look like the little bougie motherfucker that come in first class with the wipes that

they give you. Let's start. I have my own wipes. I bring my own wipes. I bring my own wipes. Do you bring a tempered rag too? No, I just, no, no. I just have my own wipes, the little Lysol. You wipe down 27F2?

Yes, I'm asking a question. You just sit down at 38. Any seat that I am in on an airplane, I am wiping that motherfucking thing down. She said that's a cool way to say yes. She said yes. There we go.

But you still drink from the cup they give you. Hmm? You still drink from the cup they give you. Yo, 27F got like that. I come on with my own water bottles.

They microfiber, so you can't even wipe them down. They not leather. And 27F, like y'all just bought it. Everybody else sitting down. We ready to leave.

Yeah, y'all laugh. Like, yo, could you come on, man? Could you hurry up? Are you trying to tell me that my efforts are in vain? That's what you're trying to say? I hate the niggas that walk last on the plane.

Listen, let me have my... They got attitude. Let me be DeLulu, okay? I'm good. Let me just fucking be DeLulu, all right? 30-E. Good one, good one. That motherfucker see velvet.

That shit look nasty back there, son. He back there with the fucking... The engine and all. That shit look nasty back there. Oh, man, yo. Oh, shit. I'll let y'all know out there I did want to start

this part with Step in the Name of Love remix mmm I did drop it but I was scared drop it nigga

yeah the remix is the one oh what's the first one the original is yeah it's a different beat now what will we do if the DJ

oh that's the remix we used that that's the remix that's the first one? The original is, now what will we do if the DJs have not paid? That's the remix. We used that. That's the remix. That's the remix, nigga. Really? No. The remix is the one we like.

No. Well, wait. Do we have both? That's the remix. Step, step, step. Slit. Slit. Play that shit.

This leads right into the conversation. Play it. Play it. It's 2024-ish. This is just for research purposes only. This is just research. I'm telling y'all, I was too pussy. Play it. It's 2024-ish. This is just for research purposes only. This is just research. I'm telling y'all, I was too pussy to play it

so I played it last night. So I'm telling you. I went to G-Money's father party and old people do not give a fuck about R. Kelly and G-Money. Yo. Oh no. I'm not letting R. Kelly go.

No, they're not. Absolutely not. They'll fuck you up for trying to talk bad about R. Kelly. Play that original. That's the original. This is the original, they're not. Absolutely not. They'll fuck you up for trying to talk bad about R. Kelly. Play the original. That's the original. This is the original. This is the one I meant.

Yeah. That's the original. This is the original. I don't even remember this one, really. I do. You don't remember this. Nah, because this is fire. Two stops.

Hey. Hey. Trigger warning. Trigger warning. We only vibing the music. Fuck him as a person, but ayy Ahhhh Come on, that nigga voice is

This is the vibe you always want to start the new year with Hold up, watch the voice when it Oh, ayy Many lovers has come Oh, come on Yes! Ahhhh Damn

That's a remix, nigga Wait, hold up What I'm getting is a Nigga, hey, hey, hey a remix, nigga. Wait, hold on. What I'm getting into? Nigga, hey, hey, hey. Hold on, let me get back. Give you love too, an old fashion song. Oh, that's a. Oh, no, no, no.

No, stop. No, stop. You got to be kidding me. You're the background. It's going to be bullshit. Yeah. Oh, my god. I'm telling y'all.

Wow. I am uncancelling some catalogs. Oh, yeah. That's over for that. He's over YouTube. There's certain songs I'm not playing no more, so. Ooh. This is the remix.

It's the way we live. It's what we eat, think, and breathe. You know, ish. You understand me? See? You out there on that dance floor. You a chapatlo. Oh, my god. Hang on, man. We got this. Come on that dance floor, you a chapat. Oh, my God.

Come on, man. We can't do this. Come on. I'll get me a nice little $50 hill. Yo, every spot I've been going to has been playing this. Really? Yes. And people are dancing.

Come on, man. Whoa! We got to take the ad lib. We got to take the ad lib. We got to cut that part out. That's the part that we just got to mute. Turn it down. Just mute that little bit right there. Yeah, that's disgusting. We got to take that ad-lib out. We got to cut that part out. That's the part that we just got to do.

We got to turn it down. Just mute that little bit right there. Yeah, that's disgusting. That's what the DJ talk about. Everybody get on out to the dance floor. You know what time it is. Yeah, but then we get. Now, Serrano gets a little button.

You can rehearse it. This shit might make me two shots of patrol. Real quick. Tell me you don't want to hear this on New Year's Eve. What? I do. Lie to me and tell me that you don't want to hear this on New Year's Eve. What? I do. Lie to me and tell me that you don't want to hear this on New Year's Eve. No, man.

You want to hear this shit February 3rd. What are you talking about? Hey. Somebody. Look at Mel singing it. Way to rap for women. Way to rap. Wow.

Wow. Mel. Mel. All right, listen. It's a bop. It's a bop. Mel. And you was in the video. I wasn't in that. I, listen. It's a bop. It's a bop. Mal. And you was in the video.

I wasn't in that. I wasn't in that one. She was in Happy People. I'm not letting go. That one too? I ain't letting go of Marcus Houston. You ain't gotta let go of me. I was in Happy People.

Oh, man. Which is another bop. Sheesh. You had X. You know, but I do have a question for y'all. Look at you. Fuck out of here. Yeah, smart.

I do have a question for y'all. Oh, shit. You beat of here. Yeah, smart. I do have a question for y'all. Oh, shit. You beat me to your own shit. Yeah, yeah. I got to rush to my topic. But he'll bring your topic straight to the end. Right there. I was asking.

Look, and the comments be like, look. Look, flip. Look at flip with the segways and the. Oh, man. Yeah, please. Flip is a bird. Flip is over there like the Patriots. Oh, man. still in the signals

oh shit you got the drones all that shit my question to y'all cause I was playing I had a little R. Kelly set last night I'll come clean but then I was like did we ban Mystical's music too cause

I don't think Cancel Culture was ever really clear on that one. Like, that one kind of went... He went under the radar. That was under the radar. He wasn't as big as R. Kelly. Man, it was years before R. Kelly. No.

No. No. Mystical's still doing that. Yeah, Mystical's still outside. He's been in jail twice, right? He's in jail. He keeps doing shit. He might be doing that shit

in there. We don't know. Every time he come out, he's like, oh, y'all thought I was done. I'm asking y'all, did y'all cancel Mystical Music? I did. Not Danger.

It's only about so many songs. Oh! Look at that shit come on! Start it again! Start it again! Start it! We coming back. Start it again.

Y'all, this nigga so stash. We coming down. We coming down. Y'all, this nigga so stash. Oh! I'm asking, to the people out there that canceled Mystical Music, I'm asking if this song is included. I understand Shake It Fast.

Oh, come on. Woo! Danger! This is fire. I know! This shit was fire. This is fire right now. You know all the right things.

This is fire right now. Same! Let's go, Nibby. Oh, no. This is bad. Hey. You know all of this. This is fire right now. Same! Let's go, Nibby. Oh, no, this is back. Hey, I'm telling y'all, 2024, this is back for me. I'm playing this. This is fire. Play whatever you want to see.

Don't tell a dude that he put my shit up. I'm keeping niggas and bitches in the job from the minute I get them. Nah! This is lit. You know all the words. Come on, come on. This nigga know all the words.

Cut this off. This nigga was an honorary, no limit nigga. Shake it fast, nigga. He came in with his dick in his hand. He on, come on. Come on, come on. This nigga know all the words. This nigga was an honorary no limit nigga. Shake it fast, nigga. He came in with his dick in his hand. He was a little flagrant. That's what he told them. That's what he told them.

They not banning that the old people neither. Well, no, I'm playing that. I'm playing it too, but I understand if you want to not play it because he was a little flagrant. He told them.

Yo, you had a question about... That's what nigga said. He told them. I came in with my dick in my hand. He said, be cool. Don't make me do this. He said, watch yourself. You got to be on the other side of yourself. I know.

I know. Go ahead, though. I know. Y'all should repeat everything he said. Look, he's a hater. Look, hey. Y'all should repeat everything he said. Oh, man.

In that song that they should have killed. As Angie and Mel said, the definitions of consent have changed. Oh, yo. You know what? I can't wait to cry, Angie. By the way. I cannot wait. I'll have the real.

The shit that was cool back then, in this day and age, not so cool. That's what y'all came to? That's what they came to. Be cool. You's what y'all came to? That's what they came to. Be cool. You have to watch it. Okay, Ange. Oh, boy. Be cool, man.

What's the question you should add? That's it. That's it. Proud of Mel. What? You guys know I was in that video, right? You what? In Shake It Fast?

Yes. Oh, shit. Oh, hold up. Hold the fuck up. I'm not even looking over there. Yo. I'm not looking to the left, bro. I'm looking out the window, nigga.

What? That's a nice building back there, yo. I'm going to look, nigga. I'm back on my phone. Yo. Yo, Mel was in all the toxic niggas videos. Not all of them. I am.

I am. Look. Look at your biggest fan. Your biggest fan. All of the niggas video. Not all of them. I am. I am. Look, look at your biggest fan. Your biggest fan. All of the niggas. We can see it. We can see it. Oh, man.

We can see it. Nigga, shut up. What video you was in as a kid, nigga? Marcus Houston. 800. What? This is my man.

You said I had a question. You was about to say I had a question. I don't want to steal you. You should get your shit off. No, I don't remember the question. You were about to say I had a question. I don't want to steal your shit. No, I don't remember the question. You're Stuntin' Like My Daddy. Yes. So I was watching Instagram, and I saw my man Bobby Shmurda in Dubai,

and then he was listening to Stuntin' Like My Daddy. So I decided to go in my car and turn my speakers up and play it, and that shit was fire. But then I felt the way singing the part. I felt the way. Because Joe was your daddy. Oh, shit. Oh, OK.

You play with family. No, I'm not playing with family. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Are you opening the door? I'm not playing with family. Are you opening the door? Because they posted a tweet.

They posted a stupid ass tweet. They posted a DNA test? No. They posted a G. Are you playing with my parents, because they posted a tweet. They posted a stupid-ass tweet. They posted a DNA test? No. They posted, are you playing my parents, nigga? Oh, shit. Hey, you German-ass, are you playing my parents? While your family's up there in the woods somewhere upstate? Stop.

Hawks. My man, don't do me like that. My man, my man. Oh, man. So they posted that with Joe said, I'm your daddy. Then they posted my tweet, where I asked, can we still sing the part Stuntin' Like My Daddy

In 2023 Or 2024 I felt uncomfortable Singing it But the song is fire So Joe was telling me Nigga niggas don't sing that part I just wanted to ask the room

That song come on Nigga sing that whole Fucking record You're singing that part Stuntin' Like My Daddy I'm singing the whole song You're not mumbling it No

Stuntin' Like My Daddy No I'm singing the whole shit That's why you can not mumbling it. No. Stuntin' like my daddy. No, I'm singing a whole shit. I don't understand why you can't sing that part. Stuntin' like my daddy. Why can't you sing that part? Don't try to put it on me. He said no. I have no idea.

That's what he said. I'm listening. I never saw a nigga sing that part when this was on in the club. Not me neither. But I never saw that. So I'm just listening to y'all. Nigga be in the club. Zoom, zoom, zoom. 1100. Not me neither But I never saw that So I'm just listening to y'all Nigga be in the club Zoom zoom Zoom

1100 That's not the chorus That's not the hook That's not the hook Nick tell me the hook Since y'all Tell me the hook though Starting like that

Where's the hook No well he just says not the hook Zoom On a Yamaha Chrome out 1100 What I'm doing Getting money What we doing

Getting money And then he goes What they doing Hating on us But they never close Cash money is the company What I'm doing? Getting money. What we doing? Getting money. And then he goes, what they doing? Hating on us, but they never close. Cash money is the company, and I'm the boss, because I be stunning like my dad. That's the problem. That is amazing.

And you think that people are in the clubs doing that? Nigga, if that, yeah. Nigga, is that from there? Yes, I see that. Why is that canceled? I see that. It's not canceled. No, he just saying the whole starting like my daddy part.

It's paused. The daddy part. Because of what daddy. No, that's because you niggas don't know your daddies. That's all. That's what it really is. That's the truth.

You niggas don't know your daddies. I don't understand what the cancelable order. You're not canceling it. We just about to tell my bitch. It's not canceling. It's the daddy part. You're not rapping to another nigga like I'm starting like my daddy

pointing at this nigga right here. Just starting like my pops. Depends on where you are. What are you talking about? My pops is lit. So I'm starting like that. You seen that in Greenhouse? And with?

Like cool clubs. Yeah, probably. I mean, it was so long ago. When I was younger, I didn't see nobody singing that part. I agree with you. You crazy. Can I ask you something? Starting like my daddy?

I've seen quote unquote real niggas like I'm stunning like me. Yes. Let me ask you a question. Be honest with me, please. It's the last part of the year. That means lying. Jesus. No, please don't lie.

You niggas spent the whole year lying. We did. We? Yes. What, did we French, nigga? We did, huh? You?

Yes. Well, not so much you because you have to actually share to lie. Ooh. Dirt bag. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Ask the question. Ask the question, please. Sometimes when you out at the spot, especially in y'all newfound notoriety, niggas just get to staring at y'all. And sometimes they do it while the song is playing. I'm lying? Uh-uh. No, you're not lying, bro.

I don't know. So is that one of the verses that you would continue to rap while some of the realer gentlemen in the club are sizing you up? Hey, I don't even know that they staring at me,

my nigga. I'm looking at Shorty in the club. Oh, so you're sleeping. I don't even know. I'm not paying attention. You don't know neither? Oh, my nigga. I'm looking at Shorty in the club. Oh, so you sleep. I'm not paying attention to you. You don't know neither? Oh, I know. I watch everything going on. I'm not paying attention. I'm on point like a sniper in the club.

I'm not paying attention. My nigga's watching the videos, man. I'm not looking at Roscoe as the... I'm just talking shit. That happens to me All the time I know

The hardest record I know We gotta figure out Who Roscoe is This nigga caught me Dead from across the bar I ain't heard Foxy I'll be in so long

That shit came on Did it Did it I start rapping All that shit This nigga like Nah He was saying If you wanted to be Oh I did it, did it. I start rapping and all that shit. This nigga like. Nah, he was saying if you wanted to be.

Oh. You know what I'm saying? Oh. All right. I don't even get that, if I wanted to be. Wanted to be. Yeah, you said as long as I'll be, nigga. Yeah, hold up, man.

Let me show him my shit. You heard them jokes on the pod? Yeah. That shit was good, nigga. Yo. I'm talking about trying to test your chin, nigga. Look, bro. I'm gonna you talking about? Try and test your chin, nigga. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Or test something else. Test your jaws. Wow. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is a flagrant verse. This is flagrant to me, rapper, while niggas staring at you. Nasty girl, don't pass me the word. That's what he wanted. Dito, Dito.

See? What else is going on out there? Damn, that's a hard record. Sheesh. God damn, I forgot about that one. That 90s hip hop

was something different my nigga goodness gracious you don't hear none of that shit no more that record right there still gets it done still get it done

Chuck Foxy man she got a nice little she got a couple of them she do that get it done Foxy's catalog nigga let BK Anthem come on

Foxy's catalog I can't say enough about I still play Stalin BK Anthem come on. Foxy's catalog, I can't say enough about. I still play Stalin, BK Anthem. Oh yeah? Oh yeah, it's my joint. How you done, mister? I was in the clubs when that came out. You couldn't escape it. It's a wrap.

I ain't got word early. Gavin came. That's when you couldn't stop seeing Gavin, boy. That Foxy run. Gavin will be outside letting you know,

hey, this is coming. Letting Clue know. Then word get back to me. Now I'm mad. Now I'm tired. I miss those days,

don't you? Hell no. I'm so glad I got the fuck out of that shit. When you know the record coming? That shit is. What?

Stress, pain. You already trying to get a record on your own, and now you know what's about to come down the pipeline coming? That shit is. What? Stress, pain. You already trying to get a record. Yeah. And now you know what's about to come down the pipeline? Niggas is dropping bombs out there. I was in Fox's when In The Club came out. Oh, my God.

In The Club was the one. Anyway, that shit still give me nightmares. That shit came on the other day. I was like, yo, all of these sounds sound like you can't afford them. All of them. Every one of the these sounds sound like you can't afford them. All of them. Every one of the sounds in that beat you can't afford. That shit's rich. That shit sound rich right now when it come on.

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Yo I don't want to sound bitchy Could my man Michael Parsons Get a holding call Somewhere Anywhere Ever No

Oh I see Nah shout out to the Dolphins Y'all did your thing. I told y'all. This is an amazing game. Stopping the run is hard for us. Yeah, that last drive, couldn't stop it.

Couldn't stop the run. We close enough now. Can I get predictions for you guys as teams? Where you got the Dolphins season ending? Honestly, this weekend will determine that for me. Why? Baltimore Ravens playing in Baltimore. They're on a short week.

They're a little banged up. We're a little banged up. If we pull off a win here, sky's the limit. If we put up a close game, I think I have good omens for the season. Ish?

I think we just saw the Super Bowl. San Fran, Baltimore. I think it'll be the Super Bowl. He's coming for your team, though. Oh, I was going to hear about Dallas. Oh, Dallas? Where you got Dallas going on?

We soft. I think if we play... The final? If we play somebody like San Fran, they going to bully us. So it depends. You know how it depends on the lineups. I think we could beat everybody except San Fran in the NFC. The way that shakes up, y'all have to go on the road, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Our guys are still sneaking in there, man. Sneaking away. In the playoffs. to go on the road, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got to still sneaking in there, man. Sneaking away. In the playoffs. So you got them winning this weekend? Yeah. I got us winning the next two games.

You got them beating Baltimore, too. I hope so. We beat them up. Yeah. I got them beating Baltimore again. I hope so. We need that. I'm rooting for y'all.

We are 4-1 against the division. Nah, that division, they play each other crazy tough. Y'all can laugh and joke all you want. Lamar... Mason Rudolph? Yo, I'm a Mason Rudolph guy, but I'm still laughing at ice. Yeah. You can laugh.

Lamar and I playing with these chokers. Bro, we just played Lamar. We played him. Okay. You know what I'm saying? We've proven that we can beat them. We gonna see. Come on, let's reflect.

Let's reflect. Let's reflect. What's up? 2024 is coming. Come on, let's reflect on the year. 2023. Let's see. What's up? 2024 is coming. Come on, let's reflect on the year. 2023. Let's see. We can reflect on the field.

We can reflect on ourselves. How y'all want to do this? Best crash outs of the year. Who do y'all not want to see taken into 2024? What do you want to leave in 2023? Best songs, best albums, shit that stuck with you, shit that you learned this year It was a super down year for music

For me It really was Like there wasn't much That stuck to my memory It was my favorite album I said it at the time I stand by it It's BJ's Chicago Kid

You did say that Hip hop was kind of quiet I mean there was some good stuff out there There wasn't much amazing stuff to me Killer Mike was a very good album Very good album Probably the best hip hop album of the year To me For me Gunner's Probably the best hip-hop album of the year to me. For me.

Gunna's album was amazing. That's my album of the year. Not mad at that answer. Not mad at that answer. Where's Andre 3000's album falling? In the spot. In the... In the...

Mel. I'm just... No, it's a serious question. At the masseuse. A lot of... You're saying Angie, my nigga. Yo, all that shit that was cool over there. All that shit that flew over there.

All that shit. I have a girl producer. I have a girl camera. I have a... Shut up. It was an interesting album, but it's not... I'm not... I don't know even where to rank it.

Like... It ain't a hit. It's the best easy listening album of the year. I don't... Like... It's the best easy listening album of the year. It's the best album to get rubbed down to. No, it's not that either. You guys. Sorry, please.

I got Gunna's. Not bad at all. It's my favorite album this year. I keep going back to it. Usually every year I do a list of just my 20 favorite albums. I don't even have that. I can't do it this year. I don just my 20 favorite albums. I don't even have that. I can't do it this year. I don't have 20 favorite albums this year.

I had one of my non-hip hop journalist friends hit me and ask me for my favorite shit because he wanted to be kind of in tune. And I told him, like, it's kind of tough. I sent him probably 10 albums, various shit. But it was a rough album. B-Dot, I'm not even acknowledging your list, B-Dot. I'm not even acknowledging. Normally I get a coupleot. I'm not even, normally I get a couple laughs, so if you ain't got Gunna on your list, my nigga, come on. Come on, stop it. You do that

just for the, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I tweeted that out. I said, he do this every year. Yeah, I'm not doing it. And y'all fall for this every year. He reaching this year. Best rap album, Killer Mike. For me. For me, best hip-hop album, Gunna. Best R&B album, Mayda.

Mayda also released a live version of her project, and it is ridiculous. Shout out to her. I like Mac Air's album a lot, too. I don't know if that's R&B or other. My man Mac Air's. I don't know if that Mac Keane project that I love so much dropped this year. I don't think it did, so I won't mention it.

Ransom Director's Cut 4 I want to mention, too. That was a great album. Ran had much dropped this year. I don't think it did, so I won't mention it. I'll grant some director's cut for it I want to mention too. That was a great album. Ran had a really big year. I want to shout out Don Toliver. That is one of my favorite projects this year. I'm honored to say

that my favorite projects this year, with the exception of Mayda, we've had them up here as guests. Kill a Mike. We have fucking,

who else? We didn't have Gunna either. We had Don Toliver. And Don Toliver. Yeah. Gunna either we had Don Toliver and Don Toliver oh I love that Don Toliver album another Sleeper R&B album I know y'all hating him that Daniel Caesar album

is heat I don't think I really listen to it not a lot of people listen to it not a lot of people listen to it but it's heat

Don Toliver what he did with that whole movie and his album being a story all all them shits being slaps. Man, I tip my hat to that guy. I tip my hat to Don Tolliver. Metro Boomin, another one. The whole year, my year in hip hop is not even the same without your contributions. I got to be honest to you. Boy, did he shine. I mean, he's him already. So I don't know if I'm even saying too much.

But my year in hip hop is not the same without Metro Woman, without Quavo, without Offset. Who else really contributed to my fucking year in hip hop? Rob 49. Hey, man. Sexy Red. I like Static Select. Static Select had a great album. A very late entry, which

if I were to do a favorite album list, this is one absolutely making the album. Gucci Mane and BG put an album out and it shocked the shit out of me. I thought it was just a single. It was called Choppers and Bricks. But y'all know BG just came home recently after doing like 11 out of 14 years.

Bro, BG sounds like he never missed a beat. I'm talking about surprise, surprise. Gucci's Gucci. He's going to do what he do. Gucci's work ethic crazy, but to hear BG

sounding this fresh today, and they sounded great together on that album. I've been playing that shit since it dropped, and it dropped about two weeks ago. I have not cut that album off.

Anything to say about the allegations? What allegations? Oh, forget it then. I don't love any allegations. Because I don't really subscribe to bringing up 1090 Jake shit, but I do think it's funny watching everybody react to it. Kate Tremina was a fire album to me.

Who, what album? Kate Tremina, Kate Trenada. Kate Trenada. Oh, yeah, Trenada. You put me on that one. That was fire. That was a fire album. album to me. What album? Catriona, Catrionata. Catrionata. Oh yeah, Catrionata. That was fire. That was a fire album. Did your Yachty album make it to one of your favorites?

Yeah, it's probably in my top 10. Yeah, I sent that to my guy that was asking. I love that album. I got Cole as lyricist of the year.

Not mad at that. Easy, by far, runaway. Okay. Not enough people even there to try to compete

I like what Rand did with Kyrie and Kevin Samuels interludes to me he's got to be in that conversation

yeah I was saying Cola Ransom what y'all think about our year I think we y'all don't sound too enthused

about the music so let's get it out of here we had a great year man Great is an Fucking incredible year You crazy Yeah

We went crazy this year I think 2023 This is the year that Melon Flip came on board And crushed it And killed it And then I also see my brothers

You know It's a great year man From I went back and did some research This year you guys Sean man And I'm happy some research This year you guys Sean man And I'm happy I'm happy that you guys

Look good like that Two old niggas Acting young I love it Improper was fire You ain't that young nigga I know but let me just run With that narrative

You look like Moses Oh shit I'm like Moses I'll fry you up nigga You like Abraham, nigga. Father Abraham. Hey, man. Stop.

Joe, you made a good decision this year. Good year for you. I mean, your year started off great. Got a little rocky towards the end. But cleaned up nice. Cleaned up so I could see why you wore the suit. So you did some little Jay-Z shit with the suit on. I went absolutely crazy this year.

Yeah, you did. You can tell. Absolutely crazy this year, as did you guys. One of my highlights of the year, though. Oh, shit, all right. One of my highlights of the year is just, you know, money talk, finding out what you was paying other niggas and shit so I could be able to, you know, later on.

Flip ain't letting that go at all. You know, try to convince you. But other than that, man, great year. Great fucking year, JVP. I did. I did. Wait, hold up real quick. This year, 2024 for me will be about a lot more about peace.

You know, I've said it in some of the talk spaces out there. I want to say it here on the platform. A lot more peace, love. What does that look like? More peace. Yeah, what does peace look like? Less punching down. Less punching down.

This year I had too much fun. You said in one of the spaces that I was in with you, you said it was going to be less messy going into 2020 less mess I told you then

I'm going to tell you again less mess I don't believe you at all it's happening though I know I wore the suit I wore the suit Umar came

I'm about to be 44 I feel like it's a glitch in the matrix when the numbers are the same like I feel like that's a transformative type of vibe. Okay. Yeah, it means no punching down.

It means more focus on what you want to achieve and attain out there in the universe. Any time diverted from that is just that. Got it. I can relate to that. I'm all for that. I want to be more calm with things. And I know my personality is kind of calm anyway, but just let things come as opposed to try to force things.

Manifest. Yeah, like this year was kind of experimental for me with the addition of you and Flip. And Flip is so dynamic that I allowed some things to go on this year that I wouldn't typically allow to go on. Next year, I would like us to be a lot more discreet. I would like us to be a little

more in control of what hits the airwaves. That's not to Flip. That's just a game. I'd like us to just be a little more aware of the size, just how seismic this thing is. And it's each of our jobs here to help that grow, right? Like, I feel like this was a real Jordan pool year for Ish.

Like, I feel like that myself. Like, that was fun to watch. Ice, I feel like Ice, this was a real Gary Payton, the third year for you when he got the big money and left. He went to Portland, he showed his ass. I do feel like that. I feel like all of us have acclimated to Flip, and he's done the same to us.

What a job at just adjusting. Word. Night and day. What a job. Night and day today from a year ago today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a good way. I appreciate that.

You did that. We're on the mail now. That was the end of the flip part. Hold on, hold on. I know you don't. We're on your sister now. We're going to get this,

you know, we have to give her her flowers, but let me just say this. Stop doing that. Allow it to sink in. Get the shit off. And I tried to look for another word for receive. Stop doing that. Allow it to sink in. Get the shit off. And I tried to look for another word for receive.

I obtained that. Oh, my. This nigga is my son, yo. Yo, watch your mouth. This nigga is my son. I obtained it. You took it like your daddy. I didn't want to say I received it.

I obtained that. I got it. I got it, big dog. Obtain it like your daddy, man. Watch your mouth. I got it, big dog. Hey, Ojo On the side though Real quick though

It was Learning lessons I get that phrase Adjusting to everyone All lessons are learning lessons Learning lessons And it was just Experience

And I appreciate it You know what I mean 2024 I want to be more mature I want to show the other side No? Okay Yeah let's go Let's go to Mel Once you say no Then I'm on Our good sister Mel Yes 2024, I want to be more mature. I want to show the other side. No? Okay.

Yeah, let's go to Mel. Once you say no, then I'm on. Our good sister Mel. Yes. Big Mel. Big Mel. Our good sister Mel. Gotta shout Mel. Come on, man.

You took a lot of punches this year, Mel. You took a lot of punches, my nigga. Yeah. She went from ragdoll to standing tall. My girl Mel. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. Shouts to the strength.

Thank you. The strength. The strength of women. The bravery. Yeah, that's true. And this woman in particular. The bravery. The mental fortitude.

I know how tough it has to be working in a male-dominated industry. That's true. As a woman. Go ahead, Angie Jo. Especially when you're not allowed the space to speak freely. That's true. You a woman. Go ahead, Angie Jo. Especially when you're not allowed the space to speak freely. That's true. You know what I'm saying?

When your voice is sometimes suppressed. When people are talking over you. It's tough. Talking for you. It's speaking for you. It's five men in here. Come on. Come on.

That can, I don't know how. Hey, guys, she doesn't speak for every woman. No, no, no. Because they're not a monolith. That's true, too. No, they can't be a monolith. They're not a monolith. They're not a monolith that's true too they can't be a model they're not a model that's for sure Mel I don't think my year is as provocative and exciting on mic and off mic without you I agree thank you come on thank on. Thank you. Melissa Ford, everybody. Thank you. Big M4. Big M4.

I take a bow. Thank you very much. There you go. Yes. It has been a time. A fucking slice. A slice. It has been a slice.

It has been a slice. A whole fucking pie. Let me ask you a question. Yes. A year past. If you knew back then. Oh, Christ almighty. Uh-oh.

If you knew back then. You didn't ask nobody else that. I'm just asking you. If you knew back then that. didn't ask nobody else that. I'm just asking you. If you knew back then that coming here would entail all of this, would you still do it? You can be honest.

Nobody's going to tell you personally. Yeah, I think so. Okay. Yeah, I think so. I definitely think so. Yeah. This provided me an opportunity to come back to the East Coast because I have a really strong friend group here, you know, and I'm closer to family. So it just, that alone made it.

Made it worth it. Yeah, really, really made it worth it because, like, I really had become very disconnected from, like know strong friend group people like who genuinely love me and that was really hard on me so that was one of the main reasons and you know this is just this has been a fucking wild ride yeah I'm not sure that you were ready for uh I wasn't there was no fucking way there's no way like seeing you on like a mature show yeah like i said last night i was like i don't i don't know that she knew what she was getting into when she came to this podcast at all i 1000 did not yeah i have no idea it's so different when you're like on an on an episode you know like when i was at your place like it's so different like i'm

practically doing the fucking splits my shoes are off off. You know what I'm saying? Like, I got sweat stains on my T-shirt. Like, it's a completely different version of myself, you know, rather than, like, week in and week out and just, like, the adjustment and stuff like that. You know, personalities, they kind of take a little bit of time to adjust to each other. We're like gumbo up here. We sure fuck are like gumbo. What's your name? You the sausage.

Yo. Hey. Yo. What the hell, man? You really just asked another man? Was he the sausage? Yo, you're so ignorant, yo. Come on. Complimenting each other and shit and you just fucked it up.

That's also something I would like to change for 2024. The sausage? Who the sausage is? and shit and you just fucked it up. Yeah. That's also something I would like to change for 2024. The sausage? Because I feel it. Who the sausage is? Anytime I'm trying to like get in my producer bag. Oh shit,

I'm sorry. I was about to send y'all some shit though. We'll just look to the side. Hey, what are you doing? What's going on? I'm sorry.

Turn around and do it. Go like this and do it. They did some shit on McAfee show with JJ Watt talking about that exact thing. I'm going to send it to y'all because that's good information to learn.

Oh, for real? Yeah, just getting used to someone playing some music or doing some thing and you got to just keep going because don't let that shit throw you off. Got it. Any other areas that you'd like to see us all improve in individually or as a whole? Let's go around the room. Oh, man. Come on. Long-winded.

Don't everybody talk at once. That. What? Everybody talks at once. More. We lose shit when we cut each other off. We start yelling

because you try to get your point out and somebody's talking and you try to talk over them. It's a bad listening experience. You know what I'm saying i'm i agree i'm guilty of it i think we a few of us are guilty of it um i think that is probably the biggest thing yeah i think that also leads to um ending up in circular conversations because you get cut off and then you go back to your point you got to re-establish your point. Lose your chain of thought, shit like that. Yeah. I think engagement. Like, you know, if it's a topic,

like you spoke on it with the Umar thing where you was, and it's not, we all do it, where it's just something that don't really, we don't necessarily care about, we might check out. I think we all just got to stay in on whatever the topic could be.

Yeah, let it rock. I disagree. I disagree. I think that if it's a topic that you're not... Well-versed in. Well-versed in or you don't care maybe about. It's okay to play the bit out. But you got to still...

Go home. You still have to be in the... You have to be cognizant of the conversation. It's okay to go home. You might have a spot where you could jump in. That's why... Are you talking about like inside your head? No, leave.

Get the fuck out. If you've noticed, we've been trying to rotate some other people'll actually leave the dark. No, leave. Get the fuck out. If you've noticed, we've been trying to rotate some other people in here for the morale so people can go home. Go home. You don't have to

sit here at all. This is not a slave shit. This is not what they call a shit with the niggas making the sneakers somewhere where they're not sweating. A sweatshop.

This is not none of those things. This shit at all times be a fun. It should be a vibe. it should be a vibe, it should be, I want to thank y'all just for, just for, just the fluidity in the year, right?

Like sometimes when, when shit get heavy or shit get overwhelming, it's been such a plus to come in here and meet with the five of you Corey Poe Erickson Erickson I think you go I think not enough is ever said about you facts Eric's act facts and for the job that you do here and just how you've ever seen is the coolest thing on the planet That's a fact. That's a fact. And greater what he does. But enough of these compliments. Oh, okay. Uh-oh. Thank you. You're welcome.

You're welcome. Hey. Jazzy Jazz. All right. I'm here with the end of the year network performance analysis of us as a whole. Okay. Shout out to our sponsors.

Who's ready? Me. Let me turn this down a little bit. All right. Have any of you guys ever asked for a performance review? No. I have. No.

Yes, I have. No one's ever asked. I have. You've asked. Yes. You've asked. I have asked. I haven't. I'm the kid that sits one's ever asked. I have. You've asked. You've asked. I have asked. I haven't. I'm the kid that sits at the front

row of the class. Over the last 25 episodes, the cast has cursed at least 9,609 times. Oh, shit. God damn. That's a lot.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.'all are y'all we are god damn it that's fucked up average speaking rate for english speakers is often cited as around 125 to 150 words per minute using a middle value of 137 and a half words per minute for our calculation. That means over 69.9 minutes of recorded audio is of just cursing. All right. That's fucking fire, bro. Let me slow this down. I'd really actually like to hear that.

69 minutes is a little bit over an hour of just curses. That's not fire, by the way. That's a percent. Anybody who thinks that's fire, I'm here to tell you, it's really bad and we should try to get better. As a group, as a squad, as a gang.

So curse less? Fuck that! No, I'm sorry. Get that shit out of here. We used the word fuck 3,694 times. We used the word shit over the last 25 episodes. Wait, just 25?

Yes. That's hilarious. We used the word shit 5,594 times. Wow. And we've used the word bitch 320 times. We ain't used that one. I'm looking at a certain select few there. Mel.

On a single episode. Let me bring my music back. Let me bring my music back real quick. On a single episode, Queen's Flip was using his phone for a total of 21 minutes during active pod conversation. This equates to 26, no, 20.39% of total time spent on the phone of that podcast. And here's the kicker.

This episode had a guest. What do you have to say for yourself, big dog? Anything? No. All right. Ish has said, let me ask you a question. At least 82 times over the last 25 episodes on a podcast where he is expected to ask questions. Who did this?

Shout out to them. Anything to say for yourself, buddy? Big dog? No. Any questions? Nope. Not at all. We have never missed an episode telling someone to suck my dick.

It was said 31 times over the last 25 episodes and dick alone was said 232 times. Umar would be so ashamed of you. What do you guys got to say for yourself? Suck my dick. Y'all should be

docked pay on some of this stuff. You the chief of SMD. I think I should be docked paid for some of this stuff. The N-word has been said more times than the total word count of cat in the hat, green eggs and ham, and one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish combined for a total of 4,588 times, which makes up 33 minutes of recorded audio. Guys. Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga.

Y'all say nigga a lot, nigga. Daisy has been a bit more popular these last 25 episodes being discussed 39 times or at least once per episode. She's a star. That's my little girl. She mentioned her on Angie too. A couple times.

Oh, then the rest of this is my... She was sitting quietly. I have an individualized performance breakdown of everyone coming. I only have flips right now. Oh. Well... Users have criticized Flip's communication style,

suggesting that he needs to be more mindful of how he expresses himself on the podcast. I see Flip. Flip, I see you. Don't do it. Don't do it. You want me to read, I see you. Don't do it. Don't do it. You want me to read more? Read more.

Don't do it, Flip. Read more. Don't be scared, nigga. Don't be scared. Comments suggest that Flip may come across as overly confident or important. Improving self-awareness and ensuring humility in discussions might be beneficial. I don't know what that means. Specific comments mention that Flip may not have enough knowledge about certain topics,

such as Bone Thugs-N-Harmony or music in general. Increasing his knowledge base could enhance the quality of his contributions. I think that goes for everybody. No, let's keep it on Flip. Anything else? Users have implied that Flip might not bring enough No, no, that's me.

Oh shit, they cut you off. No, I didn't say that. That's me. Say it. Users have implied that Flip might not bring enough to his own network and should focus on improving his podcasting skills. I can't wait to get this on all of y'all. Is that it?

This is no one to be mad at. This is from our AI friend. This is from our AI friend. It's not even a real person. Yeah, get it. No, that was it. Oh, can I respond? To AI?

To anybody. Yes, yes, Flip. You can. No, that was it, isn't it? Oh, can I respond? To A.I.? To anybody. Yes, yes, Flip, you can respond. Let him have it, Flip. No, no, no, it's all right. Flip, Flip, Flip, Flip. Flip, Flip, Flip, Flip. No, no, no, no, no, no. That sucked my dick.

Go viral at the end of the year, man. I mean, listen. For the first time. Oh, shit. I was viral six times this year. But listen. You know it off the top. I have to, because I have to be able to sell myself to other people. Oh, shit. I was riding six times this year. But listen. You know it off the top. I have to,

because I have to be able to sell myself to other people. Talk your shit. You niggas, you AI niggas. I don't give a fuck. I want to smoke with everybody.

You want to smoke with the robot? I want to smoke with the robot fans and everything, but I am- The robot just attacked dude at Tesla and clawed him up. No. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Just attacked dude At Tesla At Tesla And clawed him up No

Really Yeah Yeah And a dog attacked Aaron Gordon somehow It's been troubling me All week How a dog got up

To six foot nine A real dog Or one of those Robots A real dog Attacked him Mawed him Fucked him up

Yeah yeah Got his hand Got his face Really That must be one of my Athletic dogs Yeah Could be a great day Great day He's kind of tall What about the robot Fucked him up. Yeah, yeah. Got his hand, got his face. Really? That must be one of them athletic dogs. Yeah, niggas got hearts.

Could be a great day. Great day is kind of tall. What about the robot at Tesla? Aaron Gordon, you better duff that dog out, man. Come on. And that's my man, so I ain't going to shit on him. That's my man, but he got to stop. What about the robot at Tesla? Robot at Tesla.

Yeah, he fucks somebody up. So be careful how you speak to the air. Go ahead. Is it a video? No, it's not a video. Oh, no, I got no smoke. I'm just saying that was great. Now, fuck them niggas.

Are you sure? Hey, yo, look. I don't give a fuck. It's going to be a bunch of mind-blowing robots. I don't give a fuck. I'm here to be a team player, and my team cares about me, so they'll help me navigate through my experience. But I don't give a fuck.

I want to smoke with all you niggas. I ain't going nowhere. I'm not trying to talk to you niggas, be cool with you niggas. Y'all already know how I feel. I'm just not going to say it because I'm going to go on a New Year positive. There we go. Good shit. I do have individualized performance analysis coming for everyone here.

Can I tell you what they could do with mine? We're going to see who called out the most. Can I tell you what they could do with mine? We're going to see who called out who was late the most. How they know? Who was quiet the most. It's AI. How they know who was late the most. Can I tell you what they could do with mine? We're going to see who called out who was late the most. How'd they know? Who was quiet the most. It's AI. How'd they know

who was late the most? It's AI. How you did the AI thing? I got the machines. How you did it? Put me on. I got nervous. I said,

he on to the machine. Shit, I got it. I'm tinkering around. That's what my eyes was looking. You know who else I want to shout out this year as far as just like

content creators? I think Kassanet had a hell of a year. Yes. I think he had a hell of a year. Shout out to Kassanet. I think Funny Marco had a hell of a year. Shout out to Funny Marco. A hell of a year.

He really, really did. A couple years up, man. A couple years up. I think Cam had a really good year. Shout out to Cam and Mace. He had a really good year, Cam and Mace. Shout out to Kevin Mace. He had a really good year, Kevin Mace. Shout out to them. And I'm excluding us,

of course, because... Hey, anytime I'm talking about the other niggas, I'm excluding us. Oh, my God. Shout out to them.

All right, come on. What's up? Y'all niggas all quiet and shit. What's up? Come on. It's the end of the year. I closed the laptop. Can I talk about the... What's Pod Spaces? What was that? I saw on the board. I don't end of the year. I closed the laptop. Can I talk about the, what's pod spaces?

What was that? I still on the board. I don't know what that is. I'm lost. Can you break it down? Space is like crazy. Yeah. Y'all was going space crazy over the holiday.

There was space wars. It was everybody. Space about a space about a space. There was. Space beef. What was the most intriguing space? Space. I mean. See, we're doing that thing.

I just want to point out that that's how fast it happens. Like, whatever this is, it's this big, and there's millions of people listening right now. Twitter spaces. Who cares? Oh. We need to be more responsible with the airwaves. The spaces mess is for the space is mess.

Got it. Okay. That's for that gang. That's for the thousand, two thousand people that check it out. I saw there was like thirty three thousand in one of them. That shit went beyond the people in the room at multiple points in the last few weeks. So. Recently.

Holidays. Everybody home. You had thirty three000 in the room with you not me I did do a Christmas Eve spaces talking some shit

yeah you were a little I was talking some shit but I said I want to get all of my mess out

I said I want to get all of my mess out before the first so you really you really committed to this

non-messy shit in 2024 I'm dead ass I'm so serious about that. I'm proud of you. I got big plans, man. I can't just continue to be messy. Like that's not what you don't think.

I'm going to just be that way forever. I know it's cool to joke. But to answer the question, I really do think he was going to be that way forever. Yeah, but I could be like that behind closed doors. I could be like that off air. Like all of these people don't have to know I'm nuts. Honestly. And that's going to take some restraint and some discipline.

But I'm committed and dedicated to that in 2024. I got some things I'm trying to accomplish. Okay. And I need to exhaust all energy and efforts to that. Got it. That shit sounds fire to me. And that's being less messy. Yeah.

Yeah. I love it. When these mics cut off, we can talk our normal shit in the kitchen. I'll let you know all these niggas that can suck dick. But once we get here, you know what I mean? There's not time for that. Yeah, it ain't. You got it.

A little late, but you got it. Or right on time. Hey. Or right on time. Hey. Or right on time. Depending on how you look at things. You just going to scratch your beard in the mic, nigga? Just HD. In 2024, some things got to change.

You can't just scratch your beard in the microphone. You're straight in the mic. We heathens, yo. It's okay. It's okay. Come on. What else important?, we heathens, yo. It's OK. It's OK. Come on, what else important? What else important, yeah, nigga? What's up?

Yeah, suited and booted, nigga, what's up? We ain't dumb. Imani just walked in. Shout out to Imani, sixth man of the year. Sixth man of the year. Shout out to our girl Mo, sixth woman of the year. Salute, big Mo. Big Mo. Big big mo we love you

out there all the people that had a hand in this thing man you act like zion's tattoo right now that was your segway? your segway k I thought you might segway to the lawsuit in the media space perhaps that was right there on the board is it a lawsuit? yes he's suing him Kevin Hart is suing Tasha K Perhaps. That was right there on the board. Is it Lawson? Yes.

He's suing him? Kevin Hart is suing Tasha K. You're good, Fox. Fox, you're good. I mean. It's right there. It's on the board. Pass the ball.

Pass the ball. We didn't raise that ball. I hate this nigga, sir. I'm about to blow balls. Pass the fucking ball. JJ Watt said you got to just keep talking through the drop. All right.

Tasha K is being sued by Kevin Hart for extortion. Yes. What she called and said, I got an interview that ain't the greatest and if you pay me $250,000

I won't drop it. I believe that's the story. $250,000 make it go away. Now, all of that is alleged. I don't know if it's real. I don't know if it's real. I don't know if it's fake. I know Tasha K text me and say,

I cannot believe you are not dropping our interview while I got the streets on fire like this. I say, yo, this girl is crazy. She is crazy. She don't give a fuck at all. She don't care. She done posted pictures of her at the Kevin Hart

office, whatever. She done reposted the interview. She think this is heat. She must got her money hitting somewhere or something. It's all she care, yo.

Yo, I gotta applaud these content creators that are just wild, wild west with it. Word. In this day and age still? I mean. Multiple lawsuits

and you're just like, fuck it. Here goes another one. Yeah. Hey, listen. All right. He got. I'm not counting pockets. But he got a bag.

So his lawyer. More than a bag. It's Kevin Hart. But what happened? That nigga got a different duffer. That's a satchel. It's not a bag. $250,000 is like.

So what I'm saying is. He probably spends it on underwear. And you was complaining about Cardi lawyers, this nigga lawyers is coming in with a different type of suit. I ain't gonna hold you. But now, I did listen to some of that shit that the bad interview had to say.

Not the bad interview, but the... The interviewer question. And some of that shit is juicy. Some of it is juicy now. I see why you wouldn't want that motherfucker to come out. I didn't see that shit is juicy. Some of it is juicy now. I see why you wouldn't want that motherfucker to come out. I didn't see that to go crazy, so I figured that wasn't crazy. What was the juiciest part? Well, the juicy part to me, look, give me a suit, right?

Look at you. No, it's out there in the ether. It's out there. That do not make it okay, by the way. Well, your interview came out that day. That's what the content creators say. Oh, somebody else is going to cover it. That don't make it cool. Everybody's been covering it. That don't make it okay, by the way. Well, your interview came out that day. That's what the content creators say. Oh, somebody else is going to cover it. That don't make it cool.

Everybody's been covering it. That don't make it okay. Okay. But the juicy part was that whole car accident that seemed a little fishy. Remember? I remember. I don't. So, according to the interviewee, she says that he paid $4 million to some nigga he just met to take the rap for it I mean

salute yeah nothing wrong with that but it certainly just tells you just how big his bag yeah you want to play with him and that's exactly what you supposed to do right yeah expose you don't want to that's true that's fine secret a you, though. That's some secret Asian shit. Prove it, my nigga. Prove it. Anybody's taking that four mil for a little DUI. Go ahead and hook the shit up to my car. What? Word. What? I walk.

Four mil? You can hit me with the car, nigga. Where we going, nigga? What the fuck? Four mil. Four? Y'all, let me brace myself. Brace my good side.

Let me brace myself. Let me jump first. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Hey, yo. That's crazy. Four mil for a DUI ain't bad. I ain't myself. Let me jump first. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Yo, that's crazy. Four mil for a DUI ain't bad. I ain't got to drive no more anyway.

At all. Fuck that license. You got a bike. Dog. Take the bus. For 40 grand, a nigga do a 187. You got the fucking numbers in the letters, bitch. Are you crazy?

Right-ish. Allegedly, of course. All this is alleged. We don't know if it's true or not, but sometimes it's true. What the fuck is we talking? Four mil, get a whole nigga

a whole family. All right, man. Mama the dog. Nigga. Nigga. That was the juiciest thing in the... That's not bad.

For me. Okay. All the other shit, I can't put too much credence to. I wouldn't have paid $250 for that either. I already paid the $4 million. Fuck. For me. Okay. All the other shit, I can't put too much credence to. I wouldn't have paid $250 for that either. I already paid $4 million. Fuck.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Fuck is you. Nigga, boy, man. Tasha. Yo, when does that Epstein list come out? It was supposed to come out like four days ago. Shit like detox.

No. That shit never drops. January 31st. No, third. Something like that. January 3rd something like that okay

these rich people alone man this thing's got money different money man make different

shit happen yeah leave these niggas alone be couple of them already got their

shit took off the list three of them right three nah that shit

wasn't like that take me off of that redact my name well no

we putting a whole redact my name yes nigga I no, we putting a whole lot. No, no, no, no. Redact my name. Yes. Nigga, I'm different. Did you hear what I said? Yeah.

I'm different. You know what? Send him the picture. Send him the picture. Nigga, check his phone. It's your mom's. All right, you know what? All right, cool, cool.

We gonna scratch this one out. No. Nigga was in the bedroom taking a picture of your mother. Sleep. Sleep. Yo, I said. I wasn't on my list. Take my fucking name off the list.

You know what? I had a. It's not that important. Yeah, you seem pretty innocent. He wasn't there. You know what? That was a different flight. That wasn't even him.

Yeah, it wasn't even him. Crazy. You know anybody got doppelganger in Hollywood? Y'all want to hear something funny? Please. Of course. So, Keith Lee ranked the top cities he went to this year for food. This is going to cause some controversy.

No, it ain't. Not for me. New Orleans is number one. It should be. Number one. What'd you say? New Orleans. New Orleans is his number one.

Fucking right. Yo, you love New Orleans food, yo. What? It is fire. It is amazing. What's not to like about that? I never been. You don't like butter?

You never been to New Orleans? Flavor? Seafood? Butter? Butter? More butter. It's good like butter? You've never been to New Orleans? Flavor? Seafood? Butter? I'm like, butter? More butter. It's good like that? What?

It's amazing. New Orleans is another. That's where we should go. It's a pod trip. It's another world. He didn't say that Umar was here. He didn't say that Umar was here? Nope.

Well, I was supposed to say Philly if he was here? Go ahead. Let me hear the rest of the stories, dog. He'll have me up, man. Say anywhere where black people are at. Aspen. Number two, man. Say anywhere where black people at. Aspen. Number two, Houston. Houston at two.

Houston at two. I thought Houston would be number two. Not bad, though. Not bad, though. He's got Chicago at three. Wow. Our chef for Thanksgiving was from Chicago. No, people love Chicago.

Chicago has very good food. He's got Vegas at four. Okay, now you're not even asking me. Oh, he's bugging. He must be eating something else in Vegas. I'd love to know where he's eating in Vegas, because no. Yo, Paul.

He lost me right there. He's got LA at five. Hell no. Oh, come on. I'm putting LA before Vegas. Nigga, New York City. New York City has good food, bro. I don't know about his

chopped cheese adventures, but New York City got good food. He's got Detroit at six. All right, dog. Oh, you just making that shit at that point. I ain't gonna roll the B-dot list. And there is good food in Detroit, but.

He closes off his top eight with New York at seven and Atlanta at eight. He needs to come back here. And Atlanta, Lynn's gonna get a little food to my this is why y'all need to be careful of just cool y'all annoyed yeah mmm but it's probably his taste but now Keith Lee has done a lot of good this year, so I ain't going to say it. He's done a lot of great for small black businesses. Yes, he did.

Nothing really bad you could say about him. He's responded to the shade in an eloquent manner. Like, he's been him. But the nigga has Vegas taste buds. So he's flying around America with Vegas taste buds. He's from Vegas, that's for sure. That's where he lives? I wouldn't... To put Vegas at number four

anywhere with New York and Atlanta seven and eight, Vegas is where he went crazy. I'm not mad at New Orleans, Houston, Chicago. He's from Detroit. I like Detroit too.

I'm going to put Maryland above Vegas. I was about to say D.C. D.C. D.C., yeah. D.C. is 100% above Vegas. D.C. has really good football. Did you go to D.C.? Boston. D.C. is above L.A.

I don't know. Yeah. L.A. food ain't like that. L.A. food, L.A. food way down. Stop it. The only thing that's up there is vegans trying to lose weight. It's a lot of myths. It's hit or miss.

It's mad myths. You got to know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who did all the fucking If the food was that good, y'all wouldn't be that hype over fucking Taco Tuesdays every week. The tacos are great. Yeah, you need something else during the week. They are fucking great. Or In-N-Out Burger.

Don't get me started. Yeah, come on. Yeah, come on. Stop it. Keith Lee, come on. But Vegas shouldn't even be in the top eight. I'm sorry. But Keith Lee had a really good year.

St. Louis, I'm putting above Vegas. I'm putting Nashville. St. Louis is way above Vegas and LA. I forgot about St. Louis. I'm putting Nashville Vegas. I'm putting Nashville. St. Louis is way above Vegas and LA. I forgot about St. Louis. I'm putting Nashville. I'm putting fucking Nashville on this fucking list before Vegas.

Don't speak over women. What'd you say, Mel? They all are. Thank you. Shut up. Shut up. No, you're right. No, no, no.

The floor's yours, Mel. Please, I'm sorry. Making it a safer space next year, too. Absolutely. I want you to feel as safe as possible here. Next year,

this is going to be a safer space. Kansas City? Are we going to want you to feel as safe as possible here. Next year, this is going to be a safer space. Kansas City. Are we going to have cushions and bunnies and shit like that here? Okay, got it. Everything.

But Nashville. You enjoy a little unsafe space. Shut up. Listen, don't start that listen narrative, Nancy. Shut up. Go ahead. Okay.

Yo, you doing the science? You doing the science? Every time she busts a little woman's empowerment move, I throw some Patreon. Throw some shit out there. Nashville should have been on the list. Nashville's way ahead of fucking Vegas. Vegas shouldn't have been on the list.

Vegas should be on the top escort list. It should be on the top of some other list, but not a food list. Not a food list. He needs to come back to New York. Hey, yo dawg. How you got top escort cities nationwide? That's a good one.

Vegas would be what, top one? Top number two? Nah. Wouldn't be. Top one? What would be number one? Miami? I just want to jump in and say we don't have to live this way. We don't have to end the year.

You're right. You're right, dog. When we take our walks to the kitchen, that's the talk. Let's have our top escort city talks. And Miami's there. New York is there. He going to answer it.

You see it. Houston's probably up there. Vegas is there. Houston is. Oh, God. New York is there. He going to answer it. Houston's probably up there. Vegas is there. Houston is. Oh, God. Forget it. Anyway. Oh, shit.

Yo, shout out to the nighttime workers out there. Yeah? Shit, y'all had a hell of a year. Did they? Yeah. Anytime niggas start robbing them, it speaks to the time they're having out there. What the fuck are you talking about? They had a time.

Touche. They had a time. They had a slice. They had a slice. Scammers, I can't wait to see some of the 2024 scams. Some of the new scams. Boy, they dropping the migrants off by the bond. Your next year is about to go so fucking I see what they do now that is

your own one talk I can't watch the news the same but now people they said now the migrant niggas is refusing the normal drop-off spot now they want they want they want to go excuse me going to the suburb they want They want They want to go They going to the suburbs They want rights and shit They going to the suburbs Nah Wait, hold up Hold up, hold up They going to the suburbs

What'd you say? They starting to be picky They in the suburbs now I'm telling you How? These conditions aren't suitable for us Excuse me? Bruh, alright

Go Ish, I also want to let you know After the Umar shit, you kind of a star in the conscious community. It's a lot of the conscious niggas that's like, yo, can I come up there and have a word with my good brother? I'm like, hey, wait. Yeah.

When you pick a Tuesday. Yo, listen. The shaka? The shaka hit me for sure. Co-creator. The shaka hit me for sure. Shout out to shaka. Shaka hit me for sure. Co-creator. Shaka hit me for sure. Shout out to Shaka. Shaka hit me.

Yeah. There's a lady that's the co-creator of the Ados. I was talking, but go ahead. Yeah, but I just wanted to say it before I forget. I think she was the co-creator of the Ados that she tagged you and I and said she wanted to come up here. She was on CNN and said that she wanted to come up here and have a voice because apparently I said

Ados to Dr. Umar I don't know they've just been bombing me this whole Oh yeah sure she added me too

she added me she look like she about her business you better read this little book you brought up here man I'm tossing it right to you when they come

we taking we taking an African turn next year. Parks is still our engineer, so they just gonna have to deal. They gonna have to deal with it. You know what I mean?

We with the whites sometimes. Fuck what they talk about. But yeah, we gonna have some African niggas come up here, get your shit off. I got questions for them niggas too. I was serious too,

by the way. Big Amani in the building. Hey. No hat on. Big Amani in the building. Yeah. No hat on. Got his rock tone back on. No hat on. Stop playing with us up here. Looking like an R&B singer, huh? Looking good.

Now you like the rock. Looking like the pebble. Looking like the pebble. The pebble. The stone. Hey, yo, pebs. What up, nigga? Nah, I was telling Ish off mic, man.

Ishby, I think I don't Ish P I think I like the humble shit That you doing though But you know This is corny yo Like you really like He's corny Like you are

Well I'm corny This shit This Nah you him y'all This is why you corny He's him This is why I think Why

This You saying this You have a hard time Accepting a compliment No You do You do Thank you

You do That's it Thank you That's all I'm saying yo that's it thank you that's all i'm supposed to say no thank you better nigga like why are you still talking to us we complimenting you don't say they look good you look myself you sound great nigga nah you know your voice was great no nigga it's you you killed that shit i'm not talking about this show talking to us i'm not talking about the pod i'm just talking about the show. Why you still talking to us? I'm not talking about the pod. I'm just talking about period. In life, nigga. Like what you bring to the... Your kitchen.

You that nigga, man. You are. You kicked up to the end of this year. This shit would be a nigga fest without you, nigga. You kicked up to the end of this year.

I talk about hog logs and ignorant fests. We need the old smart nigga with glasses. Without you and Mel. Hello. Shout out to you and Mel for getting us up here. I hate you and Mel. I ain Shout out to you and Mel. Would you like a smoke of tea?

I hate you and Mel. I ain't got no shit. You and Mel. I hate these two niggas. We got to start drinking tea. This shit would be nasty without them too. We got to start drinking tea. That's the sauce.

It's the tea? That's the sauce. It is. And the turmeric. I'm mad at you. They come in dumbed down, but it's not enough. Word. This is dumbed down you.

Both of them, but they won't do it more. Like they reached the dumb down limit. As far as I'll go. I hate these two mature ass, go jump in the water. Get the fuck out of here. With clothes on. Yeah, get out. Yo, so one of my favorite docs Gypsy Rose

The act on Hulu Everybody saw it and she has another one I saw all of them Anything that was about Gypsy Rose I saw it Gypsy Rose is the young white girl who The mother was running one of them white people scams The mother had

Munchausen syndrome by proxy The mother had that The mother had that So, she had Munchausen's syndrome by proxy. All right, can you tell us what that means? The mother had that? The mother had that. So when you have Munchausen's syndrome, you are kind of like a hypochondriac. You make up all of these fake illnesses. You make yourself sick. You make yourself sick in order to kind of like, you know, just kind of like get people's sympathy.

Oh, my grandmother got that. So by proxy is usually mothers make their children sick in order to get that same kind of sympathy. That wasn't right. But he says grandma. Your grandma does not have munchin' Dunkin' Donuts. Whatever the munchin' house. Whatever she talking about. Munchin' what?

But that's what it was. So she had Munchausen syndrome by proxy. And she was like subjecting Gypsy to all of these procedures that she didn't have. She said she had Munchausen syndrome by proxy and she was like subjecting Gypsy to all of these procedures that she didn't have. She said she had cancer. She said she had kidney disease. Mom was foul. She was fucked up.

Mom was abusing the shit out of Gypsy Rose. Making her take medicine she shouldn't have been taking. She got a free house from the fucking city. She got taken out of some crazy shit. She had operations she didn't need. She got a free house from the fucking city. She got... She's taken out of some crazy shit. She got money. Yeah, she had operations she didn't need.

She was doing mad shit to Gypsy Rose that Gypsy Rose did not need, have done. The neighbors got hit. Neighbors seen it going on,

tried to snitch. It was a whole lot going on. Watch it if you haven't watched it. But... What happened in the end? Gypsy Rose fell in love. Love wins.

Yeah, yeah. She found another little... I can fell in love. Love wins. Yeah, yeah. She found another little... You can't say love wins, Joe. Don't do it. Don't do it. I'm lost. I want to be better.

She found somebody online. Oh, shit. She hopped on Tinder. No, she found somebody online. She started sliding right. Did the nigga have all his marbles? He was autistic. I can't laugh.

No, he was more than that. I can't laugh at that, he was more than autistic. I can't laugh at that. He was more than autistic. He had a form of... We don't laugh at autism up here. He had a form of autism. He was fucked up in the head,

that nigga. I guess... That nigga was sick. All autism ain't the same. Yes, he had a form of autism. That's true. And so they... She convinced him to...

She told him... Shut it. She told him. Shut up. She told him, mom is wiling out. Let's kill her. But you do it. Essentially. And then he killed her.

In the name of love. Bad murder. Really bad. Stabbed her all up. Then allegedly he tried to f*** the corpse. But then Gypsy was like, nah. That's too far. That's too far.

Take me. To which I was like, cool, but that's consensual. And if I'm a f*** this or a nigga that want to f*** a corpse corpse That don't solve it But anyway He went to jail For life Yeah She got 15 years I think

Or 10 years 10 or 15 years And she served 8 She served 8 Now she's home With a husband And she's married Yeah yeah

She found love And she got a book Wait wait What you mean husband She got married But she was married She got divorced No no no

She was never married To a homeboy The nigga that she made Kill mom She didn't marry They never got married They never even spoke again I think after that

No they did They ran away together They were found in a hotel No I'm talking about While they were in jail Oh then after There was no correspondence There was no correspondence

Bitches I tell you Yo come on Y'all always make me Be the one to say it It's mad Tuesday Come on let's say it. Hold up. It's Mad Tuesday. Come on, let's say it together. Hold up.

One, two, three. Bitches. I'm trying to help the analytics so that they don't. Oh, of course. That's it. No. Wait, so she's married. She found love.

She found love. Hold on, I didn't watch this. He's doing life. Yes. Yeah, he's out of here. Yeah, he's done. He's beneath us. She ain't talking to him no more. No.

They've never spoken since they were locked up. She found love. You know how it goes. She found more than love. In my opinion, he should never have gotten a life sentence. Who? Nicholas. His name was Nicholas Godejohn.

Why shouldn't he get a life sentence? Because he was... Mel, you bugging. He wasn't all the way there. Neither was she. No. They both should have sat up but no they both they both should have sat up in that gym they both i think she should have got a longer sentence and he should

have gotten he shouldn't have gotten life i think he should have had maybe life with parole eligibility after a certain amount of time yeah he's life without parole yeah he's life without parole then that's why i might agree with you yeah based on how i never saw based on the things that her mother put her through i can see mentally not being in a space where you could commit that act and at some years understand that what you did was wrong. But if homeboy is already mentally not there. He had no connection to that.

So he was mentally off too. Yeah, but it was the way in which she was murdered. It was gruesome. It was a gruesome murder. It wasn't just you killed this lady. It was overkill. You stabbed her 99 times, beheaded her. True. He did wild shit to her. True.

I'm going to watch this. What is it called again? It's called The Act. The Act. Oh, it was one of the greatest. I don't be watching all that shit, but I'm going to watch this. The actresses in this was fire. Her name's... The one who played... Her name's Joey...

You don't even know her name. No, her name's Joey King. That's who played Joey's... She's really good. She's amazing. She's amazing. She's amazing. She's amazing.

She's amazing. She's amazing. She's Joe. You don't even know her name. No, her name's Joey King. That's who played Joe's gypsy. She's amazing. And also, and Patricia Arquette played her mother. Showing off now.

Fire. Showing off. Amazing. But it is fire. She's absolutely right. So she's got a book and a husband and she's out of jail.

Oh, another book for Ish to get. In eight years. In eight years. And she's the one responsible for her mom's being dead. Now, if she would have killed her mom herself, would you think that she deserves to go to jail? Yes. Yes.

Yes. But I do. No. I think she might. I don't know that she deserves it. You can claim self-defense. You can claim temporary insanity. You can claim all that shit.

You can claim temporary insanity. You can claim all that shit. But the fact that she manipulated a boy who was mentally deficient, there's calculation there. And that's where. Self-defense against what? I just gave you some fucking cancer meds that you didn't need. I just had to. She had like her gallbladder removed.

She had organs removed. She took organs out. She was put on a feed and chewed wheelchair ridden. She had organs removed. She took organs out. She was put on a feeding tube. She had no teeth left. We all shared riddles. She had no teeth. Joe, you bugger. No. What?

How'd she got her teeth back? Bro. They're dentures. Amani, if you die tomorrow, you don't want me to try to sell some of your organs? No. Nigga. No, nigga. It's not your organs to sell.

Wait, for real? Yes, nigga. You don't want me to try to donate them to a greater cause or save another life? No. But. You'd rather just be buried with your shit? Yes. Yo, y'all got to wait. Wait, man real? Yes, nigga. You don't want me to try to donate them to a greater cause or save another life? No. You'd rather just be buried with your shit? Yes. Yo, y'all got, wait. Better question.

Okay. Y'all got organ donor checked off on your license? Yes. I think I do too. Never. Never. Why? Because they don't.

You ain't gotta be dead, nigga. Allegedly. You don't want to help? Allegedly. Allegedly. They don't fight as hard to save you if you have organ donor damage. Yeah, because we know we're going to get your organs to do something with them. Let them go.

I don't want that to happen because I don't know what you're really going to do with these organs. I don't know if they're going towards good. But you don't need them anymore. You're dead. You don't need them anymore. That's big business, my nigga. Yeah. Big business.

Would you guys donate your bodies to science? No. No. Donate my shit to the ground. Okay. I don't know aboutate my shit to the ground. Okay. I don't know about that one. To the worms. In fact, I want to be cremated, so don't do none of that shit.

Take me and throw me in some sea. Someone can go hustle my kidneys before they fry me up. Yeah, I was about to say, they might take all your shit out and they'll flame him up. Flip, what about you? You could save many lives. Oh. See? You could save a whole village of people.

I'm not giving any organs away. Yo, why y'all so selfish? Y'all want y'all shits even if you're dead. Yes. I'm selfish. Why? Niggas ain't even coming to visit y'all shit like that. Who ain't?

Nobody. Crazy. Nah, I'm not gonna lie. Niggas do forget niggas is dead. If I die before you, you get a birthday and a Christmas. You think your grave gonna be lit?

Turned up. Please. Turned up. You know where you wanna be buried at? No. You wanna be buried, not cremated?

You don't even have a destination for the party. Where have they sat? They gonna show up. Yeah, what are you talking about? When was the last time you showed up to a dead relative's grave?

Not that long ago, actually. Everybody. I'm asking everybody. Not that long ago, actually. Everybody. I'm asking everybody. Not that long ago. So what? A couple years? Like five years? No.

Three weeks ago. Like 10 years. This year. Okay. You? Three weeks ago. Okay. Yeah, this year.

Y'all got me then. I tried to have a moment out of y'all. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes you lose. It's all right, fam. You? You? No, you skip it.

Please. No, please. No, no, please. What about it then? Flip, what, fam? You, you, no, you skip it, please. No, just kidding. No, please, no. Got a body there. Flip, what about you, Imani, Marks? It's been a while. I think it's been a while. Mine's like last year.

All right, cool, cool, come on, moving on. G-Dep, G-Dep. There you go. Welcome home, G-Dep got granted clemency. Yep. Yes. Clap it up for G-Dep. Welcome to Chargers. Welcome home, huh?

Murder. Murder. Murder, but the, but I remember when they first Clap it up. Welcome to Chargers. Welcome home. Murder. Murder. But I remember when they first started bringing the clemency option around. Basically, there was never any... Proof. Not even proof. He said that he did some shit, and they just kind of took a John Doe that they couldn't find a body for or a crime for and put it on him. No body, no crime? He just said that he did some shit. find a body for or a crime for and put it on him. No body, no crime? He gave them a...

He just said that he did some shit. He walked in and said, yo, back in 93, I killed the dude and gave like how it happened and where. Yeah. And they just found the body

and said this is the body of the person he killed? They found something around the time and place. They might have taken a cold case and said, you know, let's just close this out. I think they connected it with him.

No, they didn't. That's why he got grand clemency. I remember when the clemency I remember when the clemency thing came up like they there was a question as to whether this body that they found

and connected to him was actually him there was never any real proof like he said I think he came in and said he shot someone he may have killed them

and he was drunk or something and he may have been high or intoxicated or whatever I've heard so many G-Depth stories that it's hard for me to even keep up with all of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like at one point I heard that they were trying to grant him clemency and he was like, fuck y'all, I don't want it. Like, leave me here. I think I heard that as well. I heard that. Really? I think I heard that as well.

You gotta think about it. Even in terms of how he walked in and confessed to it, this shit was years, like over a decade prior when it happened. Why? It happened in the night. I don't know, he was going, he got a revelation, God came in. Sometimes it be demons on you It happened at night. I don't know. He was going. He got a revelation.

God came in. Sometimes it be demons on you. You can't live with yourself. So he went in there. She's been haunting him forever. I'm going to go search you. It's a good thing. It's a good thing.

It's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing. Why? Shout out to his wife, though. I can't understand. I'm going to go head to Tibet and do some soul searching on a fucking mountain.

I'll turn myself into fucking Rikers. Go ahead and make me a monk. I'm going to have a combo. Go God. Go on in that Rikers. You got me, right? Okay. Wait, wait, wait.

Y'all have something that y'all just got to confess? Like, y'all got to just. No, we all didn't go to Catholic school, Imani. If I did it, I'm with you. We all didn't go to St. John's. I'm a confess to the higher power. I'm a confess to this glass of fucking tequila. I'm not going to check myself.

We didn't go in the basement as kids, nigga. Oh, yeah, I learned that. I learned that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You might be a little indoctrinated. You took that long. You took that Jill Scott walk.

Oh, shit. Imani's in the wood door. I know. The, shit. Hold the wood door. I know. The basement assembly. I'm telling you. There might be some things in life you have to actually speak to somebody. True.

I know. Therapist. Yeah, but not to the police. Well, we're not going to judge G-Dep. You know? No, no, no. We are happy that he's home. Yeah, shout out to his wife as well.

I don't want to speak to them. If he ever tells the story, it's going to be fire, right? Yeah. I just hope he's protected. You went to nighttime school? No. You went to night Catholic school? Because it's different.

The sun was out when they were doing it. We did have Saturday school. You went to school Saturday? You had the basement assembly. When you become an altar boy, you have to go. How long you was an altar boy for? How many years? Yo, what's up with you?

Just answer the question. I just sat down. Get it. How many years? Just got it. What's up? You like the guys from the blues. I'm moving blues.

What's up? I did what? For the blues brothers? The blues brothers. You like the blues brothers. Deflection of the fingers. That's crazy. They make us do altar boys and sleepers.

About face. Yo. They was. Strange show. Oh my god. The Bengals was all the boys that sleep with us. About face. Yo, they was. I know. I know. I think he said about face. You look at me. Yo, y'all really. Yo, y'all.

That's a whole. Oops, dropped my Bible. Can you grab that for me? Open it up. Whole different meaning to E minor. Oh my god. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Yo! You can't say that, nigga. None of this is funny. None of this is funny. This is the stuff I don't want to do in 2024.

Yeah. In 2024, we cleaning this up. Holy shit. We out of here. That was one of my better ones. Holy shit. E minor. Being something very different.

We're in the conversation. He ain't alone in there, too. What is he? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I'm not in anything First of all Remove me from that Don't ask me to

I was about to try And ask me to Chill out Let's be very clear At all I've never had any bad experiences In Catholic schools So you enjoyed it

At least How many hours You better watch your fucking mouth Chill out You might get some money Chill out Not a Vatican to kill Didn't you say

You lost your virginity At like eight or some shit? Like something crazy, right? I was 11. She was fire. Yep. Yo, stop. How old was she? Stop.

I just had this conversation. Mel, you don't want to talk? Oh, that's not. She was 14. That's not as bad as. She was fire. That's not bad. I know her name.

Everything. I just had this conversation with somebody about us not. They got you They got him She got you What did I do What did I do Not you

It was bad Oh Megan You heard trauma And just thought it was you Megan please I always gotta show up And support some shit

They got you Who got me They did You still like her pictures That shouldn't have happened To you at that age Oh shit I follow her on Facebook Oh shit Wait wait wait You still like her pictures? That shouldn't have happened to you at that age. Oh, shit. I follow her on Facebook.

Oh, shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You still cool with her. Yeah, you got Stockholm Syndrome. You got Stockholm Syndrome. She ain't f***ing me, nigga. I was a willing... No, no, no.

Ish, Ish, Ish. You not open your leg. Ish, you can't be willing at nine. He opened his leg. No, I wasn't. No, he was not. He was not. I'm denying him. He said he wasn't. He opened his leg. No, I wasn't. No, he was not. He was not. I'm denying it.

He said he wasn't. Stop trying to force sexual assault on me. No, I wasn't. I thought the same way as you. I'm not oppressed. Imani. No, I wasn't. Yes, you don't even realize it.

He was not. You can't tell a man he wasn't. I said he wasn't. I went to get down. You know what's this. You can't be down at nine. So was I. I wasn't nine.

He's 11. No, you're going to make me seven on your next sentence. 11. 11 years old, you should have not been fucking. I'm not. Mel, what do you think about what he's saying? I'm just wondering. Yo, you are nuts.

Yo, let me ask you a question. What? You double back? Yes. What you talking about, nigga? Ready and willing. Yo. I say yes, shit.

How old were you when you double backed? I can't see. 11. No, when you double-backed. Ish. You would tell your son that this is cool? If you had a son. What I'm telling you is that's a whole different conversation.

No, it's not. No, it's not, nigga. It's fucking, no, it's not. Fucked up my man, nigga. He said he wasn't. Listen to this, bro. Half of the shit that I've done in my 47 years of living that I enjoyed thoroughly, I wouldn't necessarily tell my son to partake in

Be till my sexual assault though. You okay? Okay, what would happen? Okay, let's say you have a son and he comes to you and he tells you that that if he's 11 and 14 Yeah, yeah need us no No, we said no I say at the beginning of the pod, and here we are. What are you talking about? Move on. I'm just, I'm there for niggas. I have a really good therapist.

Oh, shit. Yo, we shouldn't be laughing about it. Iman. You were done wrong. I was not. I was done. You were. We thought, yo, I'm sorry. She did you right. You was. Wait. We not, yo.

I'm sorry. I apologize, seriously. It's crazy. Oh, man. This is going to be bad. This is going to be narrative, police. This is going to be bad. Nah, this is going to be bad.

Our therapist got y'all tricked. It said he enjoyed it, so I mean, he enjoyed it. Yeah, he's got. I enjoyed my encounter as well, but I still can also recognize that this shit happened. How old were you? How old were you? What do you recognize in the new times, right? How old were you? When everything started coming out in the fucking world, nigga. We bragged about shit.

No, nigga, let me tell you when I realized it. I lost my shit young, too, and I liked it. I realized it when I was coming around these niggas bragging about it, and these niggas like, you're bugging the fuck out. How old was she? How old was she? 17. How old was you?

12. That's different. That's different. It's not that. I fucked a security guard in my school, nigga. In high school, nigga. Okay. How old was she? 17. How old was you? 12. That's different. That's different. I fucked a security guard in my school, nigga. In high school, nigga.

How old were you? I'm going to bring the paper, nigga. How old were you? I was 15. And she? You said male or female. Watch your fucking mouth, white boy. Watch your mouth, white boy.

Nah, nah, fuck that. Y'all just got to be in my cat room so we can get on your team. Nah, I said white boy. Nah, I'm on my race and shit. Nah. Flip bar. How was the girl? Flip bar.

You got that umar funk on you Flip bar. How was the guard? You got that Umar funk when you're 18. Order in the court. Order in the court. How was the guard? I don't know. She was a security guard, nigga. What that mean?

I don't know her age. Roughly. All y'all need to go to like her rights or something. She probably like 30s? 27. I'll talk to you. I wanted that, nigga. I was over it.

I ate the box And everything You ate the box In the courtroom You was abused I was not abused You are a victim You can't force SA on me

Stop What you think He's talking about That's what You can't force that I think that is what SA means But

Hey listen Can I just Show you Pass the fucking ball Pass the ball There you go That's stupid I've seen that shit Too on the TV Pass the fucking ball Yo listen can i just show you

yo listen he doesn't dribble at all it's frustrating that's the stuff we can't have it's frustrating i think we'll figure it out oh i would just think that if like if women would just come more together and be more United. They'll be Women's business. Whoa. Can we send these niggas back to war? What did I say wrong you just said it you said something why did you do that for this black Your breath reeks the patriarchy and massage You definitely said enough your mother is black There he goes raising his voice

You want to calm down stay in the kitchen get abused right I got it. Manipulation. Manipulation. Massaging me. Oh, man. I feel like I've had that combo before. Nine million times this year. Nine million times this year. Uh-oh. Look, the sad little boy is coming out. Bitches.

Anyway, what else is important, yo? Come on. What else is important yo Come on What else is important What else is unimportant Oh man Yo for 2024 I wanna see Sir Pause

Sir You had a year laying low I need it I need it I do It might be a couple years now Yeah man What the fuck

What was Chasing Summer It's been a minute I'm due for her album served her I'm due for her I'm ready too I'm due for her I'm ready

come on tell her go grab what's that shit she play the harp oh shit it's hard she play all that shit she play everything

she play the harp she might play the harp hey Park Chasing Summer was 20 minutes she looked amazing in Color Purple as well. I didn't think it was that low. That's crazy.

You went in the car? Oh, you saw Color Purple? I went to go see Color Purple. Tell Mel. Tell me. You went by yourself? Yeah. What a loser.

I like going on Christmas. You went on Christmas? You got it, big dog. No, I went the day after. Okay. I enjoyed it. I had to remember that it was based off the musical. The musical.

Yeah. So when I first walked in, the first couple of minutes, I was like, damn, these niggas are singing too much. I'm like, oh, wait, it's based off the Broadway play, so let me chill out, relax. Everyone in it was great. I want to put respect. I don't like how y'all niggas was joking about Taraji P.

Henson, neither. She deserved it. You, nigga. She was amazing in that shit. Don't tell me tell Oprah, nigga. She deserved every dom she asked for

moving forward. Chill out. I said tell Oprah. Well, yeah, we should be telling Oprah. Not me. I'm chilling. Taraji deserve every dom?

100%. You know, it was a time where you was going on tour for $250 a night. I'm chilling. Taraji, you deserve every dime? 100%. You know, it was a time where you was going on tour for $250 a night. Mm-hmm. And I complained. So Taraji supposed to sit down and shut up. No, no, no, no, no.

That's what you told us. That's what you told us. It's not what I told y'all. You bringing up old shit. I don't know. It's not what I told y'all. Yeah. Jesus.

And that was crazy you bringing that up go to the hospital the difference in that was i brought up i brought up a certain a lot of bullshit behind his head niggas stand on what you said nigga stay off my man nigga fuck both y'all now let's do it let's do it i said in comparison to what the work was entailing and what I was being paid, that wasn't equal to the argument of what he said was overworked. I didn't say that. He came here and said that he takes time away from his daughter or whatever. That's not what happened. He said he does work outside of here.

That's not what happened. I wasn't even here for the first argument. I was absent. They brought the argument back up. Half the audience don't even know this first argument right back to Taraji Taraji is worth every fucking dime and more and more she is talented actress she vocally is dope her movement was dope in it she looks amazing we all think the money should be taken away from from Oprah She was singing I saw the the color purple on Broadway Oh, I don't know one on Broadway that shit was fire. Okay, but and all of them could really sing sing

So I didn't know How to will movie taken from Oprah? She's behind the production. She's in the EP? Yeah, so that's how you take it away. The budget. If you're really about making sure that the people on this shit are getting paid, you go request and make sure that you get a bigger budget.

The reason why Taraji and them can't be paid is because the marketing and promo dollars ain't there to make sure that these films get the type of love that it should get. Oprah is Oprah. She can demand that. I don't want to hear that excuse when niggas talking about, oh, well, Brad Pitt and Angie, they get what they get because they bring in more dollars. They also get more bigger promo and marketing

budgets. So that's bullshit. That's an excuse that niggas just allow to keep happening when it comes to actresses of black descent. I don't want to hear that shit. You got it, G. What? What's funny about that? Stop laughing at me.

You laugh, nigga. You laugh. Don't put me in it. You know. Oh, wait. Y'all got something against what I said? I don't. I think you're absolutely right. I kind of said all of what you're saying. And Taraji should get more money. And I got the dog out. And ish dog pal.

Oh, that's not what took place. But he won't do that to a man. Oh, shit. I'm so glad it's the last pot of the year. Get all your shit out. Yo, I'm about peace next year. I'm about peace next year. You are wild right now, my nigga.

I told y'all I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Nah, joking. I'm joking. Nah, you joking, but these dumb niggas, that's your clonies, gonna be like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

she, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not what you said. You didn't dog pat. I said that in entertainment. In entertainment, it's economics. And so,

with regards to, any of that, with regards to budgets, marketing, et cetera, et cetera, it's all based on what the people think the revenue going to be generated from. So can I ask you something? Sure. Sure, you can cut me off. Oh, shit.

Go ahead. I don't think she cut you off that time. No, I was just missing. Okay. Okay, go ahead. No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. I apologize.

Let me cut you off then. I'm chilling. So let me cut you off then. Yo'm chilling. So let me cut you off then. Yo, she gave you the words. You think Meryl Streep and Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts, when they go away and they haven't really produced nothing in the moment, do you think they go through the same struggle that an active? No, never.

Right. But they haven't produced anything that today would be deemed that they're going to go ahead And kill box office numbers And nothing They give them that respect Of their history And what they've done

I think Taraji has built that Off of TV and film I think Viola Davis Has built that Off of TV and film So Yo You got to start hitting me

I told you to hit me You got to hit me I mean if you Viola Davis has gone on record To say You keep calling me The Black Meryl Streep, pay me like Meryl Streep. She has gone on record to say that.

She has gone on record to support every single thing that Taraji said. Gabrielle Union went on record to support everything that she said. It is like a movement where every black actress and also actor is literally mirroring what Taraji said. Can we also just acknowledge the fact that patriarchy and white supremacy is built into the institution.

Wait, what is going on? Yo, y'all not done with this? What the fuck y'all talking about? It's the last part of the year. He started it! He started it! It's the last part of the year. I'm good. He started it. Shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Just playing. Yeah. What is going on? Oh, wait. What is going on here? Let me see.

He can't open his eyes because he can't see. My eyes open. I'm getting me some tints. You got to. You got to. I'm going to get the darkest of tints. That was crazy. God damn.

That was the fucking ball. I'm learning from Isaac. I'm learning from Isaac. I'm learning from Isaac. I'm going to get that darkest of tits. Pass the ball. That shit was crazy. God damn. Pass the fucking ball. That shit was amazing. I'm learning from Ice, yo. I'm telling you.

I'm taking a pitch out of Ice's ball. I'm getting a pair, too. Boy. Ice going to give me a chapter out of this ball. Take your cape off sometime, bro. Nope. Take your fucking cape off. Y'all going to stop doing chapter. Take your cape off sometime, bro. Nope. Take your fucking cape off. Y'all gonna stop doing that.

Take your cape off, nigga. Y'all gonna stop doing that. Because that's the angle you do. Y'all gonna stop doing that. That stupid ass speech you do. Y'all gonna stop doing that. That fucking catering to elder ladies. Y'all gonna stop doing that.

Give me a cape for this nigga, man. Because you niggas can't see out the side of your own brain. Oh, come on. Because I believe the same shit y'all be believing. Talk about it. But I can also be objective. Y'all don't come up here and do that.

No, you want to cater to me. Because there's been plenty of times I've been against. You want to cater to the women that get pussy, nigga. And now when I'm not with y'all, you use it to get pussy. That's what you do, you slick-ass nigga, you life-giving nigga. You been singing, you're handsome. You don't got to do all that extra shit, nigga. Because behind the scenes, you stand with us.

I stand with y'all on here. No, you don't, nigga. What are you talking about? God forbid two episodes. I don't agree with niggas. And now I'm pandering. It's all right, nigga. Order in the court.

Order in the court. Order in the court. Order in the court. I'm on your ass on Patreon. I'm on your ass. I'm on your ass on Patreon. Keno just walked in looking good. Everybody relax.

I'm on his ass on Patreon. I'm your man. Nah, not today. All right. Not today. We're Lookin' Good, everybody relax. I'm on his ass. I'm your man! Nah, not today. I'm on your ass, y'all. Alright, we're moving on. Nah, fuck that. Somebody touched me. It was a man.

I don't wanna say his name, but hello! Makes me uncomfortable. You look nice. Dropped a whole video of clues, but didn't wanna get nobody's name. The fuck you telling us for, n***a? To guess? That's like going to get nobody name you telling us for take yes that's like going to get your car what's wrong with it I don't want to say exactly follow me online and next week I'll drop more clues what could be wrong with the vehicle? Get the f*** out of my face, dog. Come on.

And then he asked me to do sit-ups. Did you do the sit-ups? I'm so sick of grown***es getting touched and not saying nothing until like months and months later. Suck that f*** up, dog. What's wrong with y'all? Who got to tell y'all that? I want to make it real bad.

If a in Hollywood grabbed my dick, we tussling in the club, dog. Tussling? And I might go to jail. Headline, Sidney Kills, who grabbed his dick. I think that wants some. Holy shit. Shit.

Keno, you look good. Keno, you look good Keno you look good You looking good over there I'm looking at I'm looking at Parks and Corey I realize I don't have a gray suit In my closet Really

I do not have a gray suit I feel like a bum My nigga I got two brand new ones One I never even wore And guess what Can't fit them That motherfucker won't come I can't get that shit

40% clothes that shit is crazy oh awesome let me read to the audience what happened when i texted and said we should all wear a suit i said yeah he said what up i said want to wear a suit for the last part of the year tomorrow i think it might be fly to do he said i only have one that fits. I said, you can only wear one at a time, you know. No response. No response. No suit. No response.

Then about five hours later, I said, hello. And no response. And no suit. And no suit. And then you said that you. Hold up. Tell them what time you text me. What time I text you?

I text you, yo, at 1227 p.m. What time I reply? 1229. So at 1230, you text me to say, yo, wear a suit tomorrow to work. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't have a suit that was suitable to wear. Why didn't you say that?

It's cool. Why didn't you say that? It's cool. Why didn't you say that? I meant to. I think it will not communicate. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think it will not text like an adult. What? No, you're not done.

Tell them what you said. And then because Ish became non-responsive, I didn't bother telling you to put a suit on. She text me about a suit. She text you and likes you more than me. I respect that. I obtained that. So you did get the text.

I still didn't put a suit on. Yeah, because you didn't text me about it. And then Ice is still traumatized from Halloween. Traumatized. So you three niggas just look like shit for the last one night. I look good. Fuck you talking about. You look like shit.

I mean, I hate when niggas just get money and dress up and they think they can talk to anybody. Shut up, nigga. I hate when niggas get money and dress bad. You was just in this position, nigga. It's been a while. I'm trying to get money. You was just in this position. In a while.

Once I get money, I might could do that. Ish, what's the most you'll pay in HOA fees? Serious, I'm not trying to nah I'm not I'm about to it depend on how much the unit cost 5 million

the unit cost 5 million yeah oh yeah your fee's gonna be up there um what's the most you 5 million dollars what's the most you pay

not trying to be a dick what do the fees include cause sometimes the fees include the taxes um no no no no just straight

maintenance just straight maintenance taxes Just straight maintenance. Taxes are separate. Maybe like $5,000 a month, $4,500 a month. That's a lot. For those of us who have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about. HOA fees are the maintenance fees when you buy a condo. Okay.

So if you live in a condo. Or a community. The grass, the snow, the pool, the interior, all of that shit are all covered under the HOA fees. Got it, got it. So, you know, like...

And that price you said is just the maintenance. That's it. It's separate from your mortgage. It's separate from your taxes. It's just solely HOA per month. An extra five on top of all that shit. If the unit costs $5 million,

then imagine what the grounds should look like. Yeah, yeah. You get what I'm saying? On a day-to-day basis. Or imagine how big the grounds might be. So you might live in a community because a $5 million house, it's a condo or a house?

It's in our imagination right now. No, because, like, all right, my man doing some shit in Georgia right now. Right? The house is big as shit, but it's in a closed community. So they're going to have HOA fees that do the grass. They do the lake.

Like, they got a lake. They do all of that shit. It's a part of the HOA. Yo, nigga, thank you for opening my eyes. You motherfucker. What'd you purchase, you bastard? What did you purchase? No, it's not.

He didn't purchase it yet. I didn't purchase nothing. Stop fucking playing, nigga. Pay niggas. Oh, shit. Stop playing to pay me. That purchase shit. What did you purchase? No, it's not. He didn't purchase it yet. I didn't purchase nothing. Stop fucking playing, nigga. Pay niggas. Oh, shit. Stop playing to pay me. That's shit.

That's what we were doing, nigga. That's what we were waking up for 2024. Yeah, pay me, nigga. Niggas is getting paid in 2024. What you talking about, nigga? Oh, shit. We all had the same 24 hours. I didn't buy nothing.

I just wanted to ask Ish that, because I've just been looking around and shit and this is crazy but HOA fees they hired a five or they around it it's comparable have a good time to be a renter I heard the opposite it's not some good time to be a winner I don't know it's getting worse it look bad mm-hmm well you're gonna be actually no I hear this is a good time to buy but it's a bad time to be broke that's what it is yeah well you're gonna that's really what it is huh where you gonna building it I'm not gonna okay you're not gonna say you need it you know another year hard work if we just continue but can you tell that I'm gonna ask that question keep

our head down I have to the first no vacations we just continue but can you tell I wanted to ask that question keep our head down eyes to the finish line straight no vacations we just gotta work hard can you look at somebody and tell if they're a landlord or not no no hell no

some of the dirtiest motherfuckers be sitting on a hell of bread dirty motherfuckers Sanford and Sun Trucks them niggas on a badge and some of them

on the building stay in the basement that little basement with a... F-150s with the smoke coming out. Yeah. Like you have, right? I know I bought

my grandfather's house, but I ain't going there. You bought it? Yeah. I told y'all I was buying it. Yeah. Nigga, you move fast. Oh, shit.

You got it? Oh, salute. That's dope. Y'all figure out what y'all doing with it? Don't say it's dope like that, Corey, like you ain't know Corey.

Fuck out of here, nigga. You knew that shit, Corey. I want to fix it up. I want to fix it up. I want to add to it. That's fire. But I bought it without looking in there.

It's a decent piece of land? It's fucked up in there. It's a decent piece of land, right? Shit you was going in when you was little. You ain't really realize when you was little. You ain't realize

how small it was. No, no, no. There was a... I ain't putting nobody's business out there. There was some shit going on in there that I didn't know about.

Even when you was small, houses you went in when you was little, now you older, you like... Yo, we all used to sleep in this motherfucker. Do you go in there and... Because you said you're going to renovate but do you go in there and add on to the house or you keep it?

I want to add on. I want to add on. I feel like they take away the little nostalgia of it, but I get it. Oh, I didn't buy it for nostalgia. Well, part of it, but let's get money. But it's for the family, right? It's for the family, you're saying?

Yeah. Got it. Yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure. The whole family? Yeah, like, can anybody not go on the property? Down there, that's what the property, but the whole family, that was a meet-up spot for the family.

So there is no family that don't know about Willie button house there is no family that's this family house you ever sometimes when people take it over it's going currently in my family in the Caribbean my aunt took over the family house and put a gate around it and some shit right now and they go into court sometimes the people take over the family house they stopped to change things. She don't want that other side coming in. Yeah, and make rules.

So is everybody welcome? Everybody's welcome. Of course everybody's welcome. I just want to make the house fly so when we pass on, it's flying. Right, got it. And it don't have to just be

that small house that we grew up in. That's dope. That's one of my highlights of this year. I want to ask y'all about y'all highlights from this year,

personal or pod-wise, either or. I want to ask y'all about y'all highlights from this year personal or pod wise either or I want to ask y'all about some of y'all best or worst takes from this year just some more reflection at the end of the year

that tour you traveled this year yes we wrapped up yeah alright that's mine that was your what that was my worst worst

that was yeah gotcha I fucked that all up I think we all did again not reading the charges we all did just

they did out there everybody kind of fucked it up I fucked it up I still stand in what I believe in in terms of that whole ordeal but in terms of journalistic integrity

and reporting on something correctly boy did I drop the ball that's mine I think journalistic integrity and reporting on something correctly boy did i drop the ball that's mine i think journalistic integrity is taking a fucking massive hit i think the exposure culture is becoming a monster that is getting out of control um i think that's the worst thing about 2023 um also jonathan major's trial and the outcome is awful. Like, just to watch, like, that huge fall from grace, that shit was wild to watch in real time.

Like, that's one of the worst takes I think of this year. What did that have to do with your, was that your worst take? Yeah, in my opinion. Like, it's one of the worst things that I watched unfold in real time for the rest of the world. No, but something that you said.

Oh, sorry. Forget it. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. How about you, Flip? She's doing it again. Yeah, how about you? I almost fell for it.

Yeah, I'm about to explain this shit to her. No, it's even good. What about you, Flip? My worst take is playing the algorithm game. You know what I'm saying? Not realizing how big my voice is and going on Twitter and just writing anything. And being sucked into a vortex that I had no business being sucked into. That was my worst take. Okay.

What's that? You know what I mean? I know words. They got you playing. You said I know words. Yo, skip me, yo. Skip me? I. Skip me. I'm thinking something.

I think my worst received take was probably just the way I think that was this year. Removed 21 off of her loss. I think that was last year. That was last year? Oh, well, it carried on. Was that last year? It carried on into this year. Her loss wasn't last year.

Yes, it was. 2022. Her loss came out in 2022 that's a that's a huh you got Wow mad back what yeah I'll still obtain this but you don't but you but you don't you don't think that's a bad take though huh you don't you don't see it as a bad take though not as a bad take bad take. I mean, I never dissed it. It was just received. People didn't understand what I was saying.

It's just the way I like something. And it was received horribly. I still catch flack over that. It's like, my nigga, I didn't diss it. I think a hell of a year this year was improper improv. Yeah, I agree with that. That shit was fun. And me.

I agree with that. I do agree with that. Shame what happened to it. I agree with that. That shit was fun. And me. I agree with that. I do agree with that. I make it. Shame what happened to it. I agree with that. What happened to it? It's coming back. Right?

Not only is it coming back, 10 episodes in the tub. Got a nice, I like our shit. What we got going on? Why do you do that? Why do you do that? Stop doing that. All right, my bad. Stop doing that.

It takes- For 2024, I'm not doing that no more. Good. All right, so get it off. Can I say what your worst take was? I don't know. I don't know. I don doing that. All right, my bad. Stop doing that. For 2024, I'm not doing that no more. Good. All right, so get it off.

Can I say what your worst take was? Can we do that to each other? Can we do that? That's fine. I like that. Can we do that? Without anybody taking it personal, can we do that to each other?

I won't take it personal. Yes. I won't take it personal. Y'all start off. Hold on, hold on. No, you start. Wait, is it even? Wait, is it?

Okay, do I start it because I said it? Can you pick one person and then that person can pick you know what I'm saying? I think it should work like that, yeah. It's like that, what's that game you be playing? Truth or Truth or something like that. Get to it. Alright. Your worst take

Joe was I froze. I froze. I froze. Hold on. Hold on. Let me think. Someone else can start.

Parks. See, you're leaving it in. That was my worst take flipping out up here because you did that same shit when I looked at you. That's my worst take. I'll start with Parks.

Your worst take is that raps are bad. That raps are bad? Okay. That you don't like raps. I stand on it, but I'll own it. This is the worst take. Oh, yeah. That raps are horrible.

Raps? Raps. Like sandwich. Like burrito raps. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can take that. Something like that. I'll go to Ish.

Racism is not dead. Yeah, that's... I was trying to think, was that this year or not? That's it Ish. Racism is not dead. Yeah, that's. I was trying to think, what's that this year? It was like five. Yeah. He said it recently. Yeah.

It's not anywhere close. I'm sorry. I didn't say that, but it's cool. Ish. Get Mel. Dino. You feel like he's the only one

that can get me? Oh, no. Ice is over here. Bacon. Look at you thirsty. Ice is over here baking. Look at you thirsty. Ice over here sizzling for a long time. Look at you thirsty as hell. You feel like Ace is the only one that understands me?

Get the fuck out of here with that Angie shit. All right, fuck it. There you go. There you go, Ice. Hey, pal. I think your worst take was I text-ish and apologized

oh my bad your worst take was easily mentioning that they were possibly underage there oh

yeah yeah that's what I thought you were gonna say when you said what your worst take was, but you didn't. I skipped it. Yeah, you kind of skipped it.

Oh, because I was like trying to figure, you know, I didn't really understand what we were talking about. I thought we were just talking about like takes in general, not our own personal takes. Yeah, that was. I got it. Yeah, Joe, your worst. Nigga, Joe, your worst take is keep fucking playing with me and playing around, nigga. Your other worst take is keep running around and shouting niggas out and fucking shining light on niggas that by punching down, that's your worst take. Your other worst take, besides that making good shit, your other worst take is when me and you jumped out the window still with Mel on that bullshit.

That's our worst take, nigga. when me and you jumped out the window still with Mel on that bullshit that's our worst take nigga that's our worst take nigga

that shit came with backlash that's our worst take let me say I never ever regret standing with my good sister Mel

publicly about nothing what about privately? Your turn, man. You got to find somebody, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, man. Fire one of these niggas. God.

He trying to exclude. Give me that, man. Give me that. Sacrificial lamb. Come on. Yeah, fire one of these niggas real quick. Skip me for one second. Go to you.

Oh, no, no, no. Let me think. We've done everyone except for Hish and you. What was your worst? Sacrificial lamb Fire one of these niggas real quick Skip me for one second Go to you No no no Let me think We've done everyone Except for Ish and you What was your worst? He didn't do it He didn't do it You gotta pick somebody

You and E You have to No E picked me Ish gotta pick somebody And Mel gotta pick somebody Ish took my shit from Ish That racism is almost dead shit It's the nuttiest shit

I've ever heard I didn't say it's almost dead Nor did I say it's dead But y'all are flipping To make it sound like that. I said racism is slowly dying. That's what I said. Well, that's what we're,

all right, whatever. That's the one. That's the one. Got you. It's your turn. That's mine. You got anything else? I got a thousand.

Go around the room then. Shoot at everybody, nigga. You're an empath. You are. You're fucking. Shoot at everybody, nigga. You an empath. You are. Watch your fucking mouth. You hold yourself accountable. God damn. Oh, shit.

Oh. You are. Pew, pew, pew, pew. Pew, pew, pew, pew. That's a.357 Magnum, nigga. You my nigga. Now, get me, get me. I can't think of something.

Come on. Shalhoub. Can't play with ice. That's a take? Parks agree with Joe too much on every take. He ain't been up here enough Long enough Yeah the fuck he has

Let me think I'll give you one If you need The Beyonce The Beyonce shit When I said she wasn't Top Performer

That was bad That was bad That was crazy That was a mess Don't do that again He put Ciara somewhere In that top Don't do that again

He said Ciara is a bad opportunity. And it just came out that she had like hip knee replacement surgery or some shit. She had surgery before the concert. That's why I said when she looked like she was, that's a big part of why. We didn't know that. We didn't know that. Don't put we in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You took her out. Some of us, you know what I mean? We in the hive. She's top five. Yeah. She's top yeah that was all time that might have been a crazy no skip you go man talk to your time get everybody like that's it you have it on your tongue yeah come on everybody it could be one person now she can get everybody no i'm not gonna that might be a lot of work that is a lot of work uh it's it's just take on the whole you know black women in hollywood you know and it being metrics and dollars and not factoring in fucking systemic racism and patriarchy that's that take fucking sucks ass Get him! Yo, you ain't shit, Joe. Yo, look at his face though.

Joe was like, sure. Yo, why do y'all put Joe's name in this? Because you sat there with the film right there. I had no clue what the shit was. Wait, what? Hey, Flip, how you doing? Yeah, that was fucked up, bro. I let her to go.

Oh, you gotta be shitting. Your turn, nigga. Now it's your turn. I went already. No, you didn't. I picked this for that shit he just quoted. You can't cope. No, you can't do that. You can't jump on piggyback. You have to have your own take.

You can't piggyback on what Park said. Mel thinking that Eddie Griffin was Cat Williams and doubling down and standing. Troubling down. And having an attitude with the wrong nigga that she said. He had an attitude with the nigga. That was wild. I don't understand and I never had a wrong That was wow I owned it You have like a hard time like defining on it You have like a hard time like defining on it. How? Like, yeah.

Not too much on mail. Not too much on mail. Yo, watch it. Create a safe space. How? We melodies over here. Be the space you want to see in the world. Oh, so wait, so now when I disagree with, never mind.

Yeah. Yeah, that's how it work. No. Y'all got it. That's how it work. Crazy, right? Ain't it crazy? Y'all got it. Well, well. how it works. No! That's how it works. Crazy, right? Crazy, right? Ain't it crazy? I got it.

I am accountable. Anyway. What you guys do in your Z-place? I caught it. I almost slipped out. I am. Melodies, hold me down. Hooty hoo.

Everybody don't need a hive, too. Melodies. Support my bullshit. Countable. Yeah, those are mine. All right, cool. As far as my favorite moments, boy, I love. Me and Ish on the hookah shit, we turned up.

Yeah, yo. We turned up. For me, that was the start of the spark of the second half of the year. That's what started it okay we was cool everybody was cool it was chill had some new people

we was dealing with some chemistry we was but when being ish that nigga is the man yo you deserve it you deserve greatness

that was my favorite bitch box bitch box bitch box bitch box oh my god it's in the hall of fucking fame I still go back greatness. That was my favorite. Bitchbox. Bitchbox. Bitchbox. Oh, man. Bitchbox. Oh, my God. It's in the Hall of Fucking Fame. I still go back and watch that. So do I.

That was great. It just physically lands on me. Yo, I say that about regular shit. Yo, I ain't gonna hold you. Oh, that conversation, that argument that y'all had. I said it about the hookah. Yeah.

Yeah, about the hookah. That and then improper improv for me. The start of that was a highlight for me. As a viewer, for sure. I smoked hookah with all of y'all exes by the way I hope none of y'all is mad which ex you smoked

with you a creep ass nigga son I already knew cause he told me we be having the time and he was trying to invite us to the pool party I knew

okay oh yeah yo you gonna stop doing that in 2024 sorry well Mike Mike

your mic had a, how you doing? How you doing? Your mic had a crack in it. Oh, shit. Why you looking at me, nigga? It wasn't my mic. Pause. Smoke Mad Hookah with your ass, nigga.

We know. Well, yes, because I plan on spending less time in places that serve hookah. This nigga's crazy. Yo, we just lying going into 2024. Nah, that's not, I'm telling the truth. All right, bro. I've already set that trend for myself. It's been a month, month and a half.

I'm on my Dean. What Dean? My Dean. Jimmy Dean sausage? You've been in a spot that sells hookah the whole December. You got to keep bringing sausage into it. The whole November and December, you was in a spot that has hookah? One spot.

Yeah. Not multiple spots. Oh, boy, that boy. Not in the spots where all our exes be working. I don't have an ex that works in that spot. That nigga went from Jimmy Dean to Dean Martin. That nigga went to Smith. This nigga just slid across that shit like Mike.

You ain't got no exes that work in the spot. And you're not oppressed. I don't have no exes that work in none of the spots. I just said that. And I'm not what? Oppressed. No, I ain't oppressed either. I that work in none of those spots. I just said that. And I'm not what? Oppressed. No, I ain't no one either. I'm not oppressed.

You oppressed? Yeah. You know what? You just talked about a $5 million house with $5,000 HOA fees. Wait, you only think oppression is- He think it's a money think oppression is consumed to finance? He think it's a money thing. Yes, yes. You can be oppressed outside of finance.

That is what he thinks. Absolutely could. I think you're oppressed. He think when niggas is up, they're not oppressed. He think that's some personal indictment against black lives. Yo, your niggas is fucking nuts, guy. You got it, bro. I'm not oppressed because I got money.

Yo, and I live in one of the more affluent areas of blah, blah, guy. You got it, bro. I'm not oppressed because I got money. Yo. And I live in one of the more affluent areas of blah, blah, all that shit you said. Keep going. Are those the reasons I'm asking? No, no, no.

I'm just telling you to keep going. I can't keep going because I think I am oppressed. In what regard? It should be on Tommy, son. I'm not going, yo, what's green?

No more. It's on Tommy, bro. In'm not going to yell or scream. No more. This thing is on Tommy, bro. In all of the regards that speak to black and brown people and the plight that they go through when they walk in certain places. Could you please slim it up? It's not vague. What do you mean? You said all of the issues.

We just talking about buying a house. There's oppression there. I think there's oppression and redlining and all of this shit. There's no more. If you're asking me. You asked me. I answered you. I think there's oppression and redlining in all of this shit if you're asking me. You asked me, I answered you. I know.

I am dealing with oppression in trying to purchase a home in America. Please tell me. That is a direct... Please tell me how. Redlining? No, there's no redlining.

Please tell me how. There is redlining, number one, and for the same reasons that we... It's 100% redlining. I'm going to set up. I'm talking about buying it. What is redlining, number one. And for the same reasons that we... There's 100% redlining. I'm going to set up. What is another word for someone who is oppressed, abused, destitute, distressed, enslaved, exploited, helpless, persecuted, burdened, maltreated, mistreated, suppressed, tormented, and tyrannized?

No, I don't. Oh, y'all niggas oppressed. Oppressed is subject to harsh and authoritarian comments about finance and purchasing. I don't know why he'd take that as the biggest insult. I don't hear how you're oppressing trying to buy the house. Thank you, Ice. Please. Because when you put Joe Budden's paperwork

next to all of the white people's paperwork that are not as beautiful, they win. That's why. Okay. Hold up. Does that answer the question for ICE? No. No, I'm trying to understand what you mean by ICE. When you put lesser qualified white people on the desk

next to overqualified Joe Budden, Joe Budden loses and has lost quite a bit this year. That's interesting. We just had that exact conversation with Dr. Umar. So I don't really feel like repeating really feel like a lot of the time celebrity actually acts as leverage in those situations only in our only that's that's some urban myth that's true with certain communities and crowds and the other crowd it works in the other crowds it works it works against i say that the time, but if you don't know that,

then you don't know that. But I lost a spot over there to some surgeon, the white boy surgeon there. The surgeon dude. Oh, yeah. I was way more qualified than homeboy, but they felt more comfortable looking at surgeon, right? They felt comfortable.

Probably thought he was going to have a quiet lifestyle. Yeah, whatever he was. And that you might be having parties. He wasn't black. He wasn't black. He got it off. That's happened to me multiple times. I think that that's oppression. So is discrimination the same thing as oppression?

I think it can fall. It's a form. I think it can fall under the line of oppression. You normally discriminate against oppressed people. What does Jonathan Majors talk about? Suppression. Go ahead, Ish. Go ahead, please.

I'm good, my nigga. You asked me for that. I just want to good my nigga you asked me for that I just want to pod grade he asked me for an example exactly he had something to say that's all I know but do you receive

yes outside of do you receive what I'm saying I receive that do you not view that as oppression that is a form yes got it

I'm agreeing with that if that's what's happening yes got it if you're trying to purchase a property and you're more qualified than the next person and it's going to the other person,

that is some level of oppression, yes. What happened to Isha? I don't know. You don't agree? Anybody disagree with that? No, I don't. Listen, we got five hours on Patreon about it. There's five hours on Patreon.

We don't have five hours about that. We bounced around a lot. So now let me- Well, that was part of it. Let me get you through it. So when you start talking about buying homes, number one, if you're buying a house, buying a house is separate than renting an apartment.

Okay. Buying houses are separate than moving into a co-op. Right? When you go buy a house, if Joe Button wants to go buy a house in Alpine, New Jersey for 40 million dollars, they could give a fuck about Joe Button's history when it comes to selling my house. It's not true. You are wrong. You're wrong. I've bought more. I've been buying houses for 20 years, Joe. But you can still be wrong. No, I can't. You can. I'm not wrong. Have you bought houses in Alpine? No. So how would you know that? Because I've bought houses all over. Listen, I'm just I'm not wrong here. Have you bought houses in Alpine? No. So how would you know that? Because I've bought houses all over.

Listen, I'm just, I'm. You've been objectively asking questions. Now, let me talk. When you're selling your house, you get a piece of paper. You don't have the say over who buys your house in 99% of these instances. You don't know who's buying your house in most instances. That's more wrong shit that you say. He's wrong about that.

I would love to speak. But don't say wrong shit as fact. You just said mad wrong shit as fact. So let me finish and let me stop speaking. Stop talking over me so I don't have to raise my voice. Dog, I shut up when you talk. But you don't have to raise your voice at all. Listen, when I'm selling my house, I don't know Imani.

What shall I say? Salgado. That's racist. That's oppression. I don't know who's buying my house, I don't know Imani. What's your last name? Salgado. That's racist. That's oppression. I don't know who's buying my house. If I see it, oftentimes, dog, I might not even know to the very, very end, the person. You know what their number is, you know what they've

offered, the terms, etc. A lot of times, I don't know who's buying my house. Once you see that, can you pull out of that deal solely based on, like you said. It's against the law and we got lawyers for certain shit. But it still happens.

No, once I'm under attorney review, I can't just say, y'all don't want to sell my house. You have to have a viable reason to not buy or not sell. That's it. If I come to the table, right, you're selling a home for $40 million

and I come to, and I meet that offer, right? And you see, I met the offer. My last, my. And I meet that offer, right? And you see, I met the offer. My name is Imani Salgado, right? And you don't fuck with Hispanics. They just passed a law that says that these homeowner niggas have to have one black or one Hispanic or somebody come look it out. So can you then at that point, after seeing my name,

hold on, Ish, hold on. After that point, can you look at that and after seeing my name, decide at that moment, you know what, I don't accept that offer. I want to, you can't. No. Okay. We are under contract. After you close attorney review, it's called attorney review, you are now under contract to perform. So if the buyer cannot perform, most times it's the buyer that can't perform.

I've just seen okay do you do you think do you think everything always happens under i'm not i don't know that i don't i'm never i'm not so there's moments where we can't go under i'm talking about the system of people bullshitting us and doing other shit i don't even know what he's trying to argue discrimination in real estate no i'm not saying that it's discrimination Everywhere in the world What I'm saying is If In a buy and sell transaction Not a transaction

With a co-op Like cause People don't know Like in a co-op You don't own your unit No you don't own the form of a co-op There's no ownership So when you see co-op city

When you see all these buildings In New York The building where They was having a fucking Standoff for Jay-Z You don't own a unit The building The entity owns the building.

You get like a sublease situation where that particular- Like buying stock almost or something, right? Yes, basically. Okay. In a standalone house, it's different. Once you buy that house, you have land rights, everything in the house. You have air rights, everything above the house. And you have everything below.

So cool. If I'm buying Imani's house, if I'm buying Joe's house, if I'm buying Corey's house, once he put the house up for sale, there are laws that even if a realtor knows that Joe not selling my house to me because I'm white, because I'm Asian, because I'm Hispanic, because I'm whatever, my nigga could get in trouble. They have laws. Don't you got to be able to prove it?

Do those laws have- Yeah, you got to be able to prove it. Are there loopholes to those laws? I mean, you can't really prove that, yo, unless a nigga verbally says it.

But if Joe's selling his house for $30 million- I'll snitch him, I'll tell you right now. And I got $30 million? Most niggas don't give a fuck if an aardvark is buying a house. I want my $30 million.

But we do know that laws also are broken. Cool. True. Yeah. I'm talking about on a wide scale. I'm sure there is some situations that go on. It's appraisal situations that go on in real estate that are racist. I heard about that. I'm sure realtors can be racist and be like, nah, bring this person

to this person. To guide you like, yo, you aren't going to look at Alpine? Nah, I'm going to take you over here to blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Right? That's an individual. Bars just told us Africa was too far. Well, shit. Dr. Umar just said that. He said when he was looking for buildings to go get to school, he went to different spots. And the real estate agent was showing him certain bullshit spots.

And then he would go and look and be like, oh, what's up with that? And he'd be like, nah, that's off the list and shit. Like they were making certain things unavailable for him, nah, that's off the list and shit. Like, they were making certain things unavailable for him to even purchase simply based off the fact that he's Dr. Umar. I don't know.

Y'all niggas get off Umar dick, too. I see y'all up there trying to tape his school. They conscious communities. They said I did it. You did? They said Ish went down

and did the... You sent them? Yeah, I sent the people. You did go down there. Yo, shout out to Dr. Umar. I think that was amazing. I'm a fan of Dr. Umar. I told him that when he said that.

He's a supporter. He said supporter, whatever the case may be. Again, I think it's differences that everybody have. Everybody that I support or I'm a fan of, we might have a difference in opinion on a couple different things. To the real estate thing, land is the key to our wealth. I wanted to have this conversation with Dr. Umar, but we was all over the place.

We got to start encouraging niggas to buy land. I've been trying to get you to buy something for decades, right? That's where the real power is. That's where the real bread is. You won't go half of me on that. So let me ask you a question. You ain't offering me no doors.

What you just said, land is the key to our wealth, right? Yeah. If they know that and you want to keep us from obtaining wealth, wouldn't you try to prevent us from purchasing land? That's a very good question, my brother Ice. My brother Ice. Most wealthy people or people that got bread,

they're not even buying houses in their name like that. They're buying under LLCs and shit like corporations and stuff. And then, you know, if you wealthy or rich. Don't point at me.

You rich? I'm not. You might not be wealthy, you rich. I'm, me and you in the same bracket. We not, yo,

Bram. Stop it. I don't know where your, see, you dropped out of math. Parentheses and brackets is different. I'm nowhere near your bracket.

You said you was a millionaire with Umar. I was. Since 28. I didn't say since. I said at. I don't think you fell off that much. My fall off has been tremendous. He lost a lot of dollars. Me too since then. Me too. We're going to stop doing that. Anytime you call me rich, we rich together. I'm not rich. You are.

I'm not rich. You are wrong. I'm not wrong. I promise you. How can you say that? I don't know what you make like you don't know what I make. I do know what you make. You don't know what I make. I'm not rich. You are. I'm not rich. You are wrong. I'm not wrong. I promise you. How can you say that? I don't know what you make like you don't know what I make. I do know what you make. You don't know what I make. I know what you pay me.

What the fuck does that mean? I can't pay a nigga the salary you pay me, even though it's minimal. Oh shit. So that means you paying your staff less than minimal? Oh shit, reverse. Oh shit. Yes, I'm gonna put that uno. Call uno, call uno. Let's go, let's go.. Nigga, put that Uno.

Go Uno! Go Uno! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Just let me win.

Don't cop. Don't cop to that. Oh shit! That's against the law, nigga. Slim told you about that Home Depot. Stop going to Home Depot with a pickup truck, nigga. Oh, that's my middle wage. Go ahead and fucking stop.

Stop. Stop. This nigga's an idiot. Hey, y'all act like y'all the only ones with baby mamas. Mine's less than two, nigga.

Y'all trying to, they trying to get me somewhere back in court or some shit. Again, yo, no, but it could be definitely racism shit going on,

but my whole thing is I'm not saying racism don't exist. I'm saying it ain't to me a big enough hurdle to stop me from being great

or to stop me from being successful. I think when we submit to that, we're doing ourselves a disservice. You get what I'm saying? Like, yo, dog, they don't want me to buy the house? Alright, cool. Suck my dick. Now I'm going to really go buy it. Now you piss me off. Now I'm going to show you what I can do. That's how I would play those games.

You get what I'm saying? I think what you're saying is correct. I still think there's a level of we need to have that attitude, but we can also still acknowledge that there's oppression and we just have to not get discouraged by it. Discrimination is out here every day, bro. I've walked in banks with checks that they'll put an extended hold on my check. Just because. They're bouncing. Just because.

I said this shit was bouncing, right? Yeah. Bunny gummy bears. You get what I'm saying? I'm not. I'm saying that shit is nothing. Yeah, bunny gummy bears. You know what I'm saying?

I'm not. I'm saying that shit is nothing. All it did was inconvenience me for a half an hour. Now I got to go take my shit to another bank. So. Well, I'm not mad. I was saying, while we're here, I want to shout out Mike Epps. Yes.

And Javante Davis. Javante. Oh, no, he ain't even Javante no more. He changed his name. Because Abdul Wahid. Yeah, changed his name. I do while he, yeah. Changed his name. All of my episodes were powerful.

Yo, can I tell y'all, can I, can I, I've, I've, I've thought about changing your name?

No. Burning the block? No. I thought about it. Wait, changing your name or buying the block? No.

Wait. I thought about it. Yes. No, I thought about it before. I've thought about it. Yes. No, I've thought about it before. I've thought about it. But they haven't said what it is. Yeah, they still have it. It's bad.

Take out your Shahada. I've thought about it. Oh. Nah. Oh, I've thought about it. You don't believe in nothing, you heathen. No, that's how he came home early. That's how Tori came home early.

He took that shit. Brother Tori. Brother Tori. Yo. He took that shit. No, I've thought about it, though, for real. Honestly. What your name was going to be? I don't know. Something like a soft flower, right? They'll give you a name. What'd you say? You took that shit. I thought about that for real. What your name was going to be?

I don't know. Something like a soft flower, right? They don't give you a name. What'd you say? Like a soft flower? No, nigga. Like a little lavender lily. Lily Ayi. Little sunflower.

Lily Muhammad. Chill out, yo. Chill out. Chill out. Here's what your name was going to be. Ishmael, nigga. Ivory Abdul, shit. Chill out. Here's what your name was going to be. Ishmael, nigga. Ivory Abdul, nigga. Ivory, Ivory Abdul.

There's going to be a transparent Muhammad. Oh, shit. Ivory Abdul. Beige Boala. Yo, you know what's mad funny? Look, see, I'm going to throw something out

for the pot. You know who presented me with Islam? Who? My girl. My girl. Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up.

You got to go. Sit up. No, the fuck we don't. I promise you. No, the fuck we don't. Dr. Omar. Yo. I ain't no mom.

You said that shit in front of mom. No, for real. Wait. What she't no mole. You said that shit in front of Moe. No, for real. Wait. What she said? Bro. Why did you not say that shit when Dr. Umar was here? Hold on. Hold on.

Wait, wait. Did she say the both of y'all should do it? Yeah. It was an option. My nigga, Islam is one of the biggest religions in the world. We just look at Islam like the nation of Islam. It's millions and millions and millions of white Muslims. Millions of them.

But for jokes purposes, we're going to stay here, though. We're going to stay right here, though, my nigga. I can't believe it. I'm fucked up. I can't believe it. It's mad white Muslims. It's a shock. It's mad white Muslims.

I know, but like. Yeah, but we don't care about that right now. Wait, what? From Portuguese? Ish, what's going on in the house? It's Portuguese Muslims. So she runs that shit for real now? Oh.

Hey, pan in on Big Mel for me, please. No, don't fucking pan on me. Yo, she do run the house, though. She do run that shit. Yo, if you trying to get Potter of the year, just say it. You got it. I want to win it still. I'm not trying to.

He crushed the buildings, bro. That's the truth, bro. I can't beat this. You can't beat this. There's no story I can think of to beat this. You can't beat this. My girl You can't beat the laser. You definitely not beating this. Yeah.

Yeah. My girl has Muslim friends. Right? And. Yo, this starts wrong, yo. Why niggas laughing? Why is niggas laughing? Because.

Yo, you ain't never heard of it. I can't be racist. I got black friends. Yo. No, my girl got Muslim friends. What the fuck are we talking about? Yo, stop talking over him. No, you right. You friends. Yo, stop talking over him. No, you're right.

Floor's yours, King. Yo, he's so stupid, yo. Floor's yours, Abdul. And you, of course, are not. Ain't nothing else in here. Let me see. Yo, I got mad Muslim friends. What happened? You know I got a zillion Muslim friends. Inshallah.

You are on a roll today. Hold on. We better chill out. I are on a roll today. Hold on. We better chill out. I don't want no parts. One of her girlfriends Yo, let him finish, please. One of her girlfriends gave her like a

a hijab? A book. It's a book. A pan-flip? Introduction. It's like a most book Muslim screen. Hey, Tanner.

These niggas is angry. I can't hear you. Yo, please, yo. Yo, can he finish? Please. This is bad podcast. This is not our podcast. When he finishes bro. I can't. Yo, please, yo. Yo, can he finish? Please. This is bad podcast. I'm dead ass. This is not our podcast.

When he finishes talking, y'all, please. Yo, go ahead. It's a fool, son. So she gave up a pamphlet. Did they knock on your door? And a B-5. Don't call it a pamphlet.

Y'all better be respectful, yo. I'm not being disrespectful. They gave up a book. Come on. Nah, it was a book. They knocked on the door early on a Saturday morning. Ice is interrupting you.

Keep playing. You know you ain't knock. Them niggas are jumping. Your beard ain't gonna save you. Yo. Your beard ain't going to save you. Your beard not going to save you, yo. But. Oh, shit. Getting to know

all about the religion. I'm 100% thinking. Yeah, I thought about it before. Contemplate. I don't know. I thought about it. The organized religion shit is, you know shit is up in the air for me. You think she'll let you have it?

Whenever y'all show up to the entry, wherever they drop the shit off, I'm coming. Drop the shit off? What you mean? Wherever they hand in the review form. He's going to put you as a reference. Don't worry about it. They didn't put me as a reference with him and his girl.

Fuck out of here. These niggas are fucking reference. Don't worry about it. They didn't put me as a reference with him and his girl. Get the fuck out of here. These niggas are fucking fool. Wherever they review the applications at. You a potter of facts. Easily, yo. You a potter of facts. He's still going home. Maybe.

No, no, no. He got it, Joe. Joe, he got it. I know you want it. I do want it. He got it. He got it. It's cool.

I win when my brother wins. Ain't no law for me. Look at that, brother. Niggas can't compete with none of this shit. At all. I ain't looking at that, brother. Niggas can't compete with none of this shit. My white queen came to me with a pamphlet and said, let's go to Zumanda. Let's go back to Africa, my niggas. Yo, what the fuck type of podcast is this?

She was watching Belly. Yo, Umar really woke shit up, bro. Did she watch your Umar episode? Yeah. Did she watch Belly? I know Ice Girl watched it. I was happy about that. I she watch your Umar episode? Yeah. Did she watch Belly? I know Ice Girl watched it. I was happy about that. I was happy your girl watched it even though

you wasn't here. I like that. She supports you. No, seriously. Did she root for you? I was happy for her. Your girl? I have a stomachache.

Nah, my girl, honestly speaking. She said he cracked you? No, she was kind of confused. Like, because what happened is you see the responses, right? You see the responses, and a lot of shit is like mean shit, hate shit.

And she was like, you know what I mean? Like, damn. Like, it was, that got that responses? So she was kind of, you know, confused. What did she think, though? She think, like, fuck the responses. She think you cracked him or responses, what does she think? You cracked him or he cracked you, Paul?

You can tell us, but that's okay. I don't even know if my girl understands the real, all of the full- The nuance and the attention to it. Yeah, nuance and the conversations. Okay. To know. Got you. Respect.

Got you. Respect. Honestly speaking, I don't think a bunch of black people understand the nuance and the conversations that we was trying to have. This nigga right here, boy. Put some pressure on the volume. It's plugged in. It's just left.

Yeah, but everything is up. Do you have a phone? Nevermind. It was love at first sight, I know. From the way she looked at me. Her eyes said, oh. This is stalking, by the way. A little bit. I'm not gonna say it all Who's your man? This is stalking, by the way

A little bit This is stalking Yeah Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait This is stalking You think? Okay, let's try it again Nah, the bridge is it when he starts talking

Hold on, hold on, this one It was love at first sight Says him He only speaking from his perspective How do you know that? Start talking. Hold on, hold on. This one. Says him. He's only speaking from his perspective. How do you know that? Yo, he could 100% be delusional. He could be delulu. He could be delulu. He did drive by her house.

Wait, look, listen. Her eyes. Okay. He ain't said shit. Okay. Ain't said shit. Spent. She laughed.

She got the fuck away from him. It's over now. He might like her more than she did like him. I didn't understand him wishing he'd ever met her. I love that goddamn song. What are you talking about? Where is the stalker at? Antoine.

When he drives by her house. He drove by her block and was mad that she was with her kids and their father. This whole song is based off of his imagination. It's based on her leading him on. Yeah. Oh, I didn't get that. She dropped the bomb on him and told him that. You got to hear from her to say that. No. He said, yo, long days and nights we spent.

And then she dropped the bomb on me. Ish. Not I found out. Me, you, Ice, Imani. We've never spent long days and nights with the side. Yeah. That was our bag. Look, so listen to what I'm saying.

I was happy when they went home today, man. But the side might have thought that you were single. Ish, when you and your girl go with the pamphlet, I'm coming. Why does that even matter? Because now, if you think we built into it or something. But you're the side. Listen, she don't know that. You spending the time with her thinking of Bob.

Apparently, he didn't know that. In this case, he's the side, yes. The bridge might shoot him bail. You get what I'm saying? Let's hit a bridge. Maybe in another life, things will be the way we both desire. The fact that he's saying we both desire. Even that, we don't know that she desires that.

She might not desire that. We don't know that. It's a catch-22, Aki. Y'all did it. We got a part of the show? That is one of the greatest songs ever. That shit's still fire. God damn it.

I just don't get why he was so unhappy. Nostalgia is like a drug, right? She got a man. She got to leave. He ain't wanted to leave. I almost want to play why he was so unhappy. Nostalgia is like a drug, right? She got a man. She got to leave. He ain't wanted to leave. I almost want to play that in my sleeper. He thinks she had that snapper. No, he thought he didn't want to leave.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Pardon me. She had very boxed. Right, I know. I got it. Pristine vagine. She had very. Wait.

Wait. What? Pristine Machine. Episode title. Yo, you reaching again. Look at you thirsty. Why are you so thirsty

to name this show? It wasn't even me that came up with that brilliance though. That shit was awesome. Pristine Machine. Listen, I get it.

Oh man. All right, I'm looking for a part of the show so we can get out of here. Y'all, Yish, yo, you need a raise. You do need a raise. Man, clap it up for Yish, man.

My gentleman. Part of the year. I know Joe is still debating. I'm still trying to figure out. Now, Yish is a star. Yish got it. Trying to figure out who got to get fired to pay him.

It's tough going to bed at night. Tough decisions. If I had a personal shopper at Brooklyn, I'm on. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Look at his face.

I know. Fire. I know. You think I got a personal shopper? I know you do. You do. You said it. You sold us text messages from him.

I do not have a personal shopper. You literally said it on this pod. So either you were lying or you have one. No, I have people that work in all the stores I go to.

Hey, well, listen. Wait, wait. Yeah, man. Dad, dad. Is that team full of shit? It's Moe and Mellie again. Open Taraji. Oh, sit there

and go, my baby. Hey, baby. Look at my baby over there. You see it, though. Keno up in here looking good. We don't talk about it. We have a little party. Just so we clear. We have a New Year's Eve party. Open, baby. Look at my baby over there. You see it, though. Keno up in here looking good. We don't talk about it. We have a little party. Just so we clear.

We have a New Year's Eve party. Oprah Taraji. Listen. Oprah Taraji. That's all I'm saying. Typically, usually when the pay raise go for somebody in the company, it's like the part-time workers that get clipped. All I'm saying is-

Do me a favor, man. No, no, no, no. I'm telling you, in that conversation, Oprah Taraji. You see it? All right. I'm reading this. I'm reading this I'm seeing this I'm reading this I'm reading this from a guy named Phil what's up Phil what's happening cuz it's just I only read the first two sentences but it sounds like a great way to end the year well party show shout out to Phil okay let's get it

Phil says holiday prayer for the pod. Thank you. Good evening, potters and podettes. He says, potters. She's a potter. She's a potter. Shut up. I hope all is well. This ain't that edge.

Exactly. Suck my dick. You've been saying that a lot lately, too. I have been. Add it to the AR list. Hey, dick has been said. 5,000th. I hope all is well. You guys make my Wednesday workday fly by,

so I wanted to give you guys a holiday prayer. Dear Father God, thank you for another trip around your heavenly son, and may you continue to bless the JVP listeners and associates with your grace. father universe continue to or before that continue to bless parks with the bounty of black Levi Jean so that you may never need to purchase a lint roller as opposed to purchasing another pair of black Levi's may ice never be cursed with an Apple product that seemingly

slows down as it becomes outdated that's right I think I ain't gonna happen. Continue to show these jokers that when you close a door, there's a window to be broken into so that Isha's contracting company flourishes and never runs out of business. I love it. Yeah, because he ain't paying them to, uh... Oh, shit.

Use your light on Mel for mad reasons, Phil. Use your light on Mel so that she may continue to expand our vocabulary with Canadian colloquialisms and ten-dollar words. I love it. Even if it may come with a bit of an accent. I may need you to lock hands for these last two. All right let's lock hands. Come on let's lock hands. Lock hands man. Come on if you in the room lock hands. If you in the room lock hands. Where my girl at? She know she need a prayer.

Lock hands. Lock hands. Where Mo at? Mo need a prayer. Lock hands. All right. Hey, Corey, you want to lock hands? Corey, bow your head, Corey.

Father, who's the atheist God? Father God, send your strongest angels to Flip's hair doctor so he may find the number of hair follicles needed to rejuvenate his hairline. But may he be the waviest when it is all said and done. That's right. And send your mightiest soldiers to Joe's security so that they may be vigilant and unyielding to any clout chaser or sensitive rapper for they will be tested. May you all continue to prosper and never fall to your competition.

Bless. Good shit, Phil. Good shit, Phil. Thank you, Phil. That might be the best part of the show. We appreciate you. Part of the show of the year, Phil. We appreciate you, Phil.

As far as sleepers, we've had a great year of sleepers. I think Mellon Mellon ish really stepped up to the plate this year. Coming in second and third. I'm going to play. I'm going to play my favorite. My personal favorite sleeper from me this year. Big Jersey. Huh? big K-Mac, big honey baby.

Y'all know what this did all year long. And if you don't, anytime I had the aux, it worked. No matter who was in the car, no matter where we was going, Rock On even started playing it a little later. Oh, my God. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? So you know where we was going rock on even started playing it a little later So, you know where I'm going honey, baby Definitely my favorite sleeper this year shout the bus to Busta Rhymes on the sample clip. It worked for Offset, too. Ayy. Wait a minute.

Ayy. Show me what you want. Something about you got me in a trance, baby. I guess I'm not coming. Wait a minute. Whatever you want to do. Baby Touching, touching on me, well Touching, touching, touching on me Baby, yes I know you don't belong to me When you come around, make my body stick out Touching, touching, touching on me, well

Touching, touching, touching on me Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,'t never fail, never fail this year. She killed it. You heal, baby While I sip on it, you're slippin' in You gotta take your time with it, the feeling's this Baby, you only have one night, baby One night, baby One night, baby One night, baby Baby, yes, I know you don't belong to me

But when you come around, man, got my body speed When you touchin', touchin', touchin' on me When you touchin', touchin', touchin' on me When you touchin', touchin', touchin' on me Baby, I just know you don't belong to me When you come around, make my body speak I'm touchin', touchin', touchin' on me When you touchin', touchin', touchin' on me Yo, shout out to Honey Baby, shout out to K-Mac, Big Jersey

My favorite sleeper by me for the year Don't stop workin' that record neither, cause the years are One night, baby One night, baby One night, baby One night, baby I always night baby, one night baby I always love that, like when the girls sound horny as hell Look, she sound like she can't wait for this nigga

One night baby, yeah Shout out to Honey Baby, man Great year for you, continue to build I know you got some more joints. I've heard them. Much love. Much success. Much luck to you, man. Great year for us. That's it.

That's it. Whoever that original artist was, between the Courtney Ray remix and that, and the off set. They had a year boy yes they did kind of cleaned up

you're absolutely right about that and I want to shout out to Jadakiss for absolutely no reason other than he's aging in reverse

I saw him do that little upside down Olympic move with the male North Face on with the long triple goose that she wore

to the club that night he's break dancing. I'm seeing him break dancing everywhere he's going. He's hanging out with all the fucking bartender niggas,

the OG nigga, the old though, triple OG bartender nigga. The bartenders. He don't play. That's my man right there. Shout out to fucking Jada. Jada Kiss is in phenomenal shape.

Norby is out there getting in shape. I'm going to try to get in shape this year. I am. I am. I thought about that myself. Kiss is my musical OG.

I just realized that. So I got to give him what both of y'all kind of are. Your musical OG? I'll take co-OG. Yeah. Co-Gs. Him and Joe. Well, he's OG.

He's older. Yeah, him and Joe, both my musical OGs. Kiss, we love you, yo. I like seeing niggas. Kiss came up here, sold some coffee. And that shit was fire. What's going on, man? That's good coffee.

He was my favorite to do a music video for. Yo, Melissa. Yo, can you not center yourself right now? We're talking about Imani. Yo, fuck you. Okay, anyway. Sorry, Imani.

I didn't mean to trample on your moment. I am sorry. It was funny because I just never acknowledged it to the world like how much they both done for me.

And you should. You and Kid Storm still rocking, nigga. Yes. They're still going. Appreciate you, Kiss. And I have me a nice little, I ain't going to lie. I know you my friend, but some of my favorite sets when I'm driving are Armani sets, yo.

They are. Oh, for sure. Like, when I get into his bag of his greatest joints. Do you receive that, Armani? Please. You receive that? Okay. I mean, that nigga still listening to me and I'm washed now. Please. Nah, nigga. He got joints. Do you receive that, Imani? Please. You receive it? Okay. That nigga's still listening to me and I'm

watching now. He got joints. Don't let this pod shit fool y'all. You definitely got joints. Alright, what's up? Alright, well, this is one of my favorite sleepers of the year. Don't talk on the phone no more while we're recording, baby. Back down in Atlanta.

You good? Yeah, no, I'm fine, my bad. She was interrupting. No, recording, baby. Back down in Atlanta. You good? Yeah, no, I'm fine. She was interrupting. No, no, no. That's why I let you handle business. Yeah, I put my foot down. Yeah. You know who runs shit.

We know. Oh, come on. It goes without saying. It goes without saying. Salute. You know what I mean? Get this nigga fucked up. Gas it up, dude.

Gas it up. Yeah, tell her what you were saying when she wasn't here. Never mind. Oh, shit. That I love her what you were saying when she wasn't here. Never mind. Oh, shit. That I love her. All right, so we're going to get married. I'm going to go fund her wedding, though, because it's kind of expensive.

Oh! Yeah, she's bugging. She's bugging the fuck out. Oh, and her friends. That's right. Bug out. Bug out on them. 100,000.

Go big. What's the point in going if you ain't going big? Go big or go home. That's right. City hall, my mom. Nah, city nothing. Get that dress ready. Nah, city nothing. No, dress ready. Nah, city nothing.

No, Sade, don't do no out of the country shit. Please don't do no out of the country shit. Ooh, Miami City Hall. Ooh, a destination city hall. That's my city island, nigga. Miami City Hall. Right at Tony's. Oh, man. All right, man. Like I said, this is one of my favorite sleepers of the year. Bellygang Cushington, record with Street Blues. I just sold three bags, I'm out here tryna find us a way

I just sold three bags, I'm tryna buy a G-Wag Countin' paper on the floor, I need some fuckin' knee pads I just sold two bricks, I'm tryna buy a new wrist I touch another hundred thousand, I'ma buy a new bitch Fuck, ayy, I got the street nigga blues Chop house, cow monitor, them street nigga views I got a Glock, I got a scale, that's what a street nigga use I got design on my feet, need some street nigga

Ayy, fuck what I got on my toes I did 30 bands a week, that's what I got on the road I did 30 bands a week, that's what I got off them bowls I ain't rappin' no presents, that's what I got off them loads Ayy, you know I preach to the street Riding with some pints and lean, I got a leak on the seat For them niggas sellin' sacks, you know I preach to the street Riding with some pints of lean, I got a leak on the seat For them niggas selling sacks, you know I speak for the weak Grab the bowl, grab the spoon, nigga, beat it, repeat

Ayy, I got the street nigga blues Chop house, cow money, them street nigga views I got a Glock, I got a scale, that's what a street nigga use I got design on my feet, need some street nigga Ayy, fuck what I got on my socks I put a couple bands on top, that's what I got off them blocks I remember selling sacks, all I got off them rocks Was a couple dollars, now I drop a block on a clock

Ayy, I used to drop grails on the scale Now I'm flying across the country and I'm handling bail I just shipped a couple bags, you know I'm handling mail A couple got caught, I know how to handle the air Ayy, I got the street nigga blues. Chop house, cow monitor, them street nigga views. I got a Glock, I got a scale, that's what a street nigga use. I got design on my feet, eat some street nigga.

Huh. Hard. Belly Gang, Cushington, street blues. Super hard. You know where I'm going. BJ, Chicago Kid, Freddie Gibbs, Liquor Store in the Sky. Whoo! Yo, that's my favorite album of the year. Super hard. You know I'm going beat a Chicago kid Freddie Gibbs liquor store in the sky And they buy the replay We was raised blocks from each other we grew up like brothers

That was my dog swear to God. i would have gave him what i had disagreements we had sometimes we fall when we get mad that's how it is in the hood we got more good times than bad I would've been number one on his playlist If the nuns can't face Biggie and some Jay-Z Hail Brady, but it's nappy like the Bible says Don't know what you call him, but I call him Yahweh He blow my mind, it's kinda crazy, cause he would've now I ain't see the car crash, but I can hear the sound

At night, when I close my eyes I ain't see the car crash but I can hear the sound At night when I close my eyes I'll bust that ride and I'll meet you at the liquor store in the sky Oh my, oh my I'll try my best just to meet you at the liquor store in the sky Oh, until I get my wings and fly Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly I had a little liquor for my dog, you did what I'm saying Yeah, Kane, I rep my dog, you dig what I'm sayin'? Yeah, came

I repped my dog to death, he stayed down Chevy got it sprayed down 30s and some Vogue's up on the bucket But we paid now Back when I had hair, your sister used to take my braids down I posted throwback with the strap IG, they took my page down She posted ass, I'm likin' that

Henny with no ice attached Sprinkled diamonds in the Prezzy Gucci Mane ice attack Mel told me once you lose respect Then you can't buy your back And yeah, we used to fight But all that game, he changed my life with that I hate to pull this liquor form Real money set to form Draw like 50 books up in the city I got the rental form Keep me at two cups in the bin Because I know I'm about to see him I'll bust that ride and I'll meet you at the liquor store in the sky

Oh my, oh my I'll drive my best just to meet you at Liquor Store in the Sky with Freddie Gibbs. By far my favorite album of the year, my favorite song of the year. I want to directly inject it into my veins. That would be the song to lead people to get the album that was fire yeah nah i mean from somebody who hasn't heard the whole album that album is amazing that i would say that that song would definitely lead you to be interested to find out what the rest of the album sounds like there's a bunch of fire shit on there. Downloading it now.

Yeah, that shit is crazy too. Downloading it now. I couldn't really find that on short notice. Child, good night. Pull out one of your sleepers from, you had a lot of fire this evening. Thank you. Okay, calm down. I couldn't find it.

Play a Maida thing. I was looking for something. I couldn't find it. I played that shit last year. Oh, okay. I'm going, I'm going to just go back to the J-Heart joint. This is a dope song too.

If there really is a guy, it was the live performance. I'm going to just play that. I played it a couple weeks ago. It's fine. This is fine. This is fine. We've been through it all Maybe now I'm grown

I'll be last night Thinking you mean me no more Nobody and no money can make me feel the way you do But you're so far out of reach, this ain't how it's supposed to be Wishing on a star, I have been manifesting I have been praying in the dark, I have been wondering If there really is a God, then why would she do this to me? To me, yeah

It's so cruel To fill my heart with fire that only burns for you You It burns for you, you And it's so unfair That I was so close that I, I could touch it But never on this Hey! I have been manifesting I have been praying in the dark

I have been wondering If there really is a God Then why would she do this to me? To me If there is a god In the sky so blue Tell me why Why I can't rid myself of you So blue, tell me why

Why I can't get myself to leave If there's a God If there's a God If there's a God Why Yeah, why? Why? Why? Tell me Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh Is there Is there If there's a God, if there's a God If there's a God, if there's a God If there's a God, if there's a God If there's a God, if there's a God Someone tell me why Now I need to know why I need to know why That is J. Hart If There Really Is A God, the live version, which is on YouTube and is phenomenal.

I think I know what Mel's going to play. Yeah, I mean, even though I had so many fire sleepers this year, so many, it was really hard to count. You big on bigging yourself up, huh? Yeah, listen, okay? You just came alive. Let me tell you something, okay? What part? Listen,

humility will get you fucking nowhere, okay? Y'all can't wait till the analysis, performance analysis comes in from AI. Yeah, me fucking too, motherfucker. Anyways, okay. You know what song you about to play? Okay, I can't wait to the analysis of performance analysis Me fucking to motherfucker anyway, okay I mean we know it's only one song that blew everybody away bite me it was a lot of shit Summer anthem type shit before the summer started That one guap la song was the one. All that other Tame Impala shit. Guaple, Purple. Exactly.

You're welcome. Exactly. That's the only one that was a slap. It is not. I had so much fire in here. Maybe that one. So, haters. That's hate.

That's hate. That's hate. I ain't gonna lie. We hate. It took a bunch. Okay, hold on. Everybody simmer down and just let... We heard it, ma. Okay, hold on. Everybody simmer down and just let...

We heard it, ma. Shit is fire though. It's heat. It's fire one again today. She don't even speak to the nigga that played this song no more. Oh shit. That's the tea. That nigga had you spinning on this one. Got me in a dance

Cause I'm lost inside Purple hair And I feel no feathers No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I don't want to follow you I don't want to follow you I don't want to follow you I don't want to follow you I don't want to follow you I'm just like you I'm just like you

I'm just like you I'm just like you I'm wondering, do you feel the same? Hey, Guadalpele, we'll wait for her, OK? She's trying to be her. You ready? So the jumps are raised. Oh. Because I'm lost inside of her.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Hey This is your home This is the info we need Right here inside of me Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I feel better. I'm with you. I'm in love. Right here inside. Love. Love.

Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Yo, what are you doing, Melissa Ford? She's getting a massage right now. Melissa Ford, what are you doing? Get your ass up. Put a bra on. What the shit?

I'm towing you up. Be a lady. Fix yourself, yo. What are you doing? You're a soldier. You only see a soldier's wings, don't you? Get ready. Why are you sinking in the couch like this?

You took mushrooms? Girl. No. You wasn't on that wall. Man, you're so like that? Man, your eyes was closed. She caught the stunt though. She was like, you was woke.

Hey. God, lost it. Lost it. Lost it, girl. Lost it. Yeah, word. That wasn't a burn. That was an airplane.

Weigh Daisy down. Cool off. I think that's it. Somebody give Mel a cold bottle of water or something, bro. I am fine. I didn't think we needed to. She call out enough. Oh, shit. Oh, god. Oh, that was low. I didn't think we needed to. She called out enough. Oh, God.

That was low. That was crazy. That was low. A little low. A little low. Daisy can't stay in the room with us all, come on, right? She what? Daisy got to get off the bed. She's not in the room.

Oh, yeah, Daisy got to get off the bed. Daisy got to get off the bed. Oh, wait, I'm back with more bad takes. Mel fucking with Daisy on the bed is disgusting. That's disgusting. That's going a little too far. That's a bad take. bed is disgusting. That's disgusting. That's going a little too far. Also, Mel's Sade take was disgusting.

What was her Sade take? How much she would sell if she dropped the album next week? Today. Today? Right now. That was one of the worst takes of this year. That was crazy. What was it Sade would do? 250? 250. She'd do 250. She'd do 250 easy. I think that. That wasn it? Sade would do 250? 250. She'd do 250. She'd do 250 easy. I think that. That wasn't it. Did she do

250? It was gold. It was 450. Oh, it was 450. She was saying she can go gold in a week. And she said, do we know that Sade sold 420 10 years ago, 2010 when she came out? I was like, yeah, but she ain't selling gold in a week. She's not doing 250 first week either. Yo, I want to shout out. I want to

take this time. I want to shout out another, y'all know I like my little music. You know what that first thing you sound like? My little music Instagram pages. Uh-huh. I want to shout out an Instagram page

called Luxury, L-U-X-X-U-R-Y, if you are a music lover. Did y'all know that, did y'all know that the nigga from Cameo did the bass line on Miss Jackson? No.

I didn't know that. This guy has, like, music facts. I want to play this just because. Real quick, can we also find out if it's true that Andre 3000 played the flute on March Madness? That's not true, right? That's not true. You mean Mask Off, but no, it's not true. Oh, yeah, my bad.

Mask Off. Hey, it's not going. Oh yeah, my bad. Mask off. Hey, it's not going. Oh, maybe this needs to be open? No. No. No. Check.

We work. The drums, because the song starts with that famous reverse sound. Here's what was actually performed. This is so far. Wow, that's nice. It's just a guy playing the congas. And that guy... I played backwards.

That's what gets the... We got that. And then we've got our beat. As you can hear, there's another... That reverse shit that's going. It's a backwards hi-hat. So in the mix, you've got... Yeah.

I was like, what instrument is that? So that's the full beat right there. By itself. You rap into this. Before the bass. Incredibly dope. And then if you think that's cool, listen to this. This is on bass. This guy is a legend in his own right. This is bass guitar as performed by Aaron Mills

from the band Cameo. Come on, yo. Is that like Seinfeld? I was just getting ready to say that. Oh, it's my night. He knew that. Yup. That's crazy. I never knew that. I never knew that. Wait, so the guy from, not the lead guy,

just the guy who was in Cameo. The bassist. The bassist. That's amazing. Now it sound like that. It sound just like that. You can't hear it now. I never thought of that

as a Cameo song, but here we are. You're not him. That's fire. You're right. Before we end, I just got a question. Going into 2024, what's one thing that you would like uh I like those I got a question going into

2024 what's one thing that you would like to change about you your potting or just you

on the pod oh I told y'all for me more peace more saging more tranquility less punching down less fucking

firing at niggas that don't matter that's failing individually and as a collective less talking to podcasts that don't hold a candle to this one or myself or any of the people here. Less just acknowledgement to people that sit in their fucking house and haven't come up with a way to just get out of that poverty. Less attention paid to niggas that can't tie my fucking shoes when it comes to this content shit

less fucking monopolizing the airways with people who aren't even worthy of the breath that they breathe less focusing on people less focusing on people who can't afford a funeral can't even afford to die you'll be in debt no keep cooking

if you need to he went to death what more do you God, wow. Let's talk. No, keep cooking. You ask me what I'm- If you need to. No, I'm not fucking. Let him go. He went to death. What more do you shit? Yeah. Yeah, some of you niggas don't really be worthy of the words. Let me fix this mic real quick.

Uh-oh. Oh, shit. There you go. Mic real quick. Close the laptop. No, listen, listen, listen. It's no beef. It's none of that.

It's no shots. It's no- This is about you. This is not about them. In 2023, even my kindness was a strength. In 2023, a lot of niggas just got burned that you won't get in 2024. Adam, what's your name again? You crashed out, nigga.

You dead. It's over for you. Whack 100 is saving your life over there. And if I call him and tell him to stop, he might. You do a lot of sucking to me and Ish's dick in 2024. We're not going to receive that head. Dr. Umar said, Dr. Umar said, no white head. And it will be no white head.

Ish, you got something to say? No, not about no white head. I got it. Not about no white hair. I got it. Father of the fucking year, bro. Yeah, so that's my change for the new year. Anything? Mel? Maybe just tightening up on storytelling.

Okay. Oh, shit. What? Boom. Maybe just tightening up on storytelling. Okay. Start with a punchline. Oh, shit. What? Start with a punchline. Boom. Thank you for listening. He said start with a punchline.

Start with a punchline. Flip, anything? No. Okay. Ish. Oh, I already know. Can't ask a nigga that be on his phone half the pod

to give him questions. Be off my phone less. There you go. That's dope. Yeah, I'll give him questions. Be off my phone less. There you go. That's dope. Yeah, no, that's real. That's dope. Yo, I want to shout you out too, man. I love you.

I know we joke around a lot, but the burst of energy you've been, I appreciate it, even if it gives me a headache. Word. Hey, I appreciate it. Nah, can we clap it up? We got to clap it. Yeah. We're going to talk.

Got to clap that up. It's true. I'll fuck with you. You so stupid, though, you mad about niggas fucking with you. Like, you want to clap. Yeah. We're going to talk. Got to clap. That's true. I'll fuck with you. You so stupid, though. You mad about niggas fucking with you. Like, you want to fuck it up. He's a fucking dude. That's what I was about to say.

I want to receive it. Thank you. Allow good things to happen in 2021. I obtained that. Nigga, I was home. I said, receive. I said, I want to receive. Yeah, I was like, the stories.

Synonyms. Synonyms. I said, oh, I obtained that synonyms. You got it are they synonyms? Synonyms. Synonyms, that's it. Oh, obtain. That's it. You got it, big dog. Obtain that. Itch. Stop screaming.

I knew that's what you were going to say. Wow. He ain't really screamed as much as I would have liked for him to. He screamed a lot, though. You might have wanted it more. Bring back Monopoly in 24, you bitch ass niggas. Stop running.

For money. Who are you talking to? I hate when y'all say that. Don't play. Who are you talking hey we I say that don't play I wanted to see I play just do it that nigga just keep them niggas they won't play no more yes I believe it cuz y'all are playing they don't play that's where we used to have our best little screaming matches now you think of we work together we ain't got to do that. Fuck outta here, nigga. Ice. Ice, big freeze. I'm going to actually laugh more and not take things as serious.

I like that. Dope. Shout out to my boy, Ice. Oh, me? I ain't saying nothing. Stop trying to think of shit. Stop. I'm not.

I'm chilling. Fuck you think the Invisible Hound is cool? Not going to shit on my answer, but it's cool. I'm going to use potting to become a better person. I'm not going to tell you. I think that's a great answer. What the fuck this nigga say? Yo, what the fuck?

I knew you was going to do it. I'm on your ass, too. I think that's a great answer. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. All right. What he say? This nigga slick, son. I never met a nigga like this.

I'm going to let it go. You ain't tell no more about your white girl. I did. Oh, man. What is that? This nigga slick, son. I never been a nigga like this. I was going to give you. I was going to let it go. You ain't tell no more about your white girl. I did. Oh, shit. Not enough. We had a conversation at the end. Off mic, don't.

Do me a favor. Park? About all of them? What's up? All of them. Oh, never mind. Never mind. Try to leave it out there.

You my man. Never mind. You phony as hell. I noticed that. Ain't phony as hell. He's trying to get ish nigga light skinned niggas is nasty to each other disgusting Parks what's up

embracing broadcasting more I've always held on to music as a primary and I think it's time to embrace broadcast more

I'm about to do the Blue Brothers podcast with your shades you look cool as shit you know what I mean this nigga look good that's why we ain't Put no camera on you

Nobody know He looking good And he got dress socks Look at me Look at my mag Get off Yeah me too I got my tubes on

Yeah I got tubes Nike sweat socks With the tux Got the tubes Gotta stay grounded Gotta stay grounded Out this bitch Yo

Any words to the fans Out there Last part of the year? We are on vacation. Thank you. I know that these niggas have taken vacations whenever they felt like it, but next week,

not you, Ice, the rest of these niggas, I ain't never talking to you. Me and you and Parks be here. It's dumb. Y'all niggas got sweat socks on with the dress pants? I just said that me. No, no, only me.

E2? Oh, E2? I'm changing that. You say, you became non-responsive because your shit was dirty and didn't fit. Now what?

It was brand new. And you can't talk about socks. So why ain't it? It wasn't the most comfy, you know what I mean, to be sitting up here for three hours. Nigga, I'm getting fatter.

You couldn't have done it with a t-shirt? No. Just pants, nigga. Oh, wait. The pants is not. Wait. nigga I'm getting fatter so it wasn't you couldn't have done it with a t-shirt no just pants nigga oh wait the pants the pants wait

what's your pause what's your waist size now a 38 but them pants that I bought this is what happened better fake a kid

cut him oh my god he ain't even let it go I believe you man y'all nigga lying he be dead at look That's right, you can't cut them off. Oh, my God. I'll take it back. Let it go. I believe you, man. Yo. Nigga, lie.

He be dead at look. He dead ass. I took family pictures. None of my suits fit. So I had to go buy a suit off the rack. Oh, I remember you said that. Because it was the last minute. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because you can't join the Muslims without pictures.

Or a suit. Right? So I had to buy a suit off the rack. So you got a JCPenney suit while you was in there taking the pictures? No, nigga. But anyway. Stacks off fifth. I went and bought a suit.

They didn't have a 38 pants in my size. You know what I mean? Boom, boom, boom, boom. So what'd you do? You got a 40 or a 36? I got a 36. That was awesome. Nigga.

Well, you thought because you got the little dick procedure that you could go down. You got that much pubes, my dude. Yo, you still got to get a 38. And big dog. 36. 36 wasn't, you know what I mean? But they wasn't going to be sitting on this goofy ass couch up here for three hours, four hours long and be comfy. No.

Yo, I want to let y'all know, last part of the year. be comfy no yo i want to let y'all know last part of the year i'm prepared to order really nice couches good i think they want to sit in them first i've already no these couches the new couches are a lot nicer than these which means more uncomfortable than these. That's not what that means. That's what I heard. We cannot get these couches because our master real estate, what's your name? What did you do, nigga? Our master real estate expert will not give me the measurements

pause that I need. Like I asked you for the other part. You know I asked you for it and you walked out. You know he's nuts, right? I didn't ask you for the measurements that we need. So if you sit on these nasty couches for too long that y'all hate. You want to blame him? It's just fault.

I'm telling you who to blame. It's just fault. What measurements do we need? Look, go ahead. Go ahead. It's kind of easy. We just did the fucking wall before. No, now we need measurements for the floor, the room, how we want the rug, how big do we want the rug.

Everything's custom. The tape measurements still work, right? I asked him for it. There's five of them here. Y'all go. But he needs you to... But he got to do that, right? Y'all go.

Yo, you hold this in. One inch or one half an inch off could jeopardize it all. He just told me earlier, I'm bad at math. I dropped out. He threw my pass in my face. I did not do any of that. Look, move, make it bad. I did not.

Make it bad. You threw my pass. You're going to stop throwing my dropout history in my face. I didn't do that at all. Wait, wait, wait. So what measurements you need? You need from here to there. From the wall to the wall.

How big are you? I got you after this. I got you. There you go. The altar boy know how to measure? Yo, watch your fucking mouth. Oh, ice. Whoa.

Happy New Year, everybody. Yo, happy New Year to everybody out there. Shout out to the Patronies, yo. Again, shout out to the fucking Patronies, yo Again Always Shout out to the fucking Patronies And the YouTubies And the YouTubers And the bootleggers

And the Spaces Crews Shout out to the Spaces Crews Shout out to all of the fans None of this is possible without y'all I hope everybody has a really blessed And fruitful year in 2024 Keep us in your prayers for sure Because none of us are without flaw.

We have character defects. Big time. We have spaces that, you know, areas that we've avoided. You know, we're compromised to some level, but we show up here twice a week and give you all of our

inefficiencies. Deficiencies. That's who. We're not the most efficient. Ish be so mad that he got inefficiencies. Look at him. You got inefficiencies, nigga. A bunch of them. You didn't text

me back. Oh, man, yo. And Corey told me about another one. We'll talk later. You crazy You are the craziest thing in the world Keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there Until next time

We bid you adieu Farewell Adios Arrivederci Hasta la vista Au revoir Do remember Life is a series of moments

And moments pass So let's make this one last As if it's all we have And lastly The baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things, grab a Tylenol. You might need it. I want to shout out to my baby. I love you.

I don't show up as my best self without you. I'm going to get that GoFundMe pop, and we're going to get lit. So, so, so. Who else I want to shout out? Big Mo, Keno E, the whole gang, whole squad. Sabrina. Wow. Forgot about her, right? I did not. I just talked to her.

Didn't shout her out. Oh, God damn it. Shampoo. Ain't shout Shampoo out. Shout to Shammy. You ain't shout out, uh, Anifa. Our girl that tore you up. That was the first Umar. Shout out to Shami You ain't shout out Anifa Our girl that tore you up That was the first Umar Shout out to Mac in Asia

Shout out to Big Mac Big Asia Shout out to Big Nat Nat showed up Vince Nat showed up Vince Steven A

Coach Roy Coach Roy Shanty came through They never want to see her again Shout out to you Shanty Oh Free Surf Always Free the waves Free the waves through and never want to see her again. Shout out to you, Shanty. Oh, free surf? Free to wave. I had a long talk with Surf

the other day about how him and Flip are going to coexist when he comes home. We got it under control. I'm going to be gone by the time he comes home. Why is that? I love Surf. I love you, sir. See, I would have fought with Quincy about this part right here.

I wouldn't have ended this record like this. That's perfect ending. The video game? It is. Perfect ending. The fade out? This right here? Wait, you said guitar?

Way harder way than this tonight. Nah, you bugging. Going into rock with you? No, I'm not talking about for the album, nigga. Look, look right here. He's creating for the album. That's hard, though. I take it back.

That's hard. I take it back. I'm wrong. And I like how you go right into rock with you after this. I like how you ended with the goat. That's hard. Ice. I'm just, I'm just talking over you.

I like what you did there. Wait. What? I played all the goats. There's only one I'm just talking over you. I like what you did there. Wait. I played all the goats. There's only one goat, though. Tell him. There's only one. Tell him.

I know he can do some other shit now. Oh, god. It's like, purple rain, purple rain. Yo, did you see the picture of you? Neo Jeff? I was there, yo. Did you see the picture? Nah, I ain't mad at you

in the middle of the goal, though, because Hope didn't kill this. Oh, it's that version. No, it's this one. They don't play this in the club. Go ahead, Harlem Shake. Hold up. Give me that beat for you. Yeah, it works. They don't play this in the club. Can't you get it on? Go ahead. Hold them, sir. Hold up.

Give me that beat for a full time job. Oh my god, I can't see again. What's wrong with you? Up. You gotta talk to that nigga about that. He can't do that. I think this year, this year, because I might. Give me that B-Fool.

I might be. He called you a fool. Off break. Then he shot out Skane. You ain't no athlete. You so brat. What's happening, boy? He told Skane Channel he makes the rounds.

That's foul. That nigga fouls. That nigga's foul, son. That nigga hoes. It was foul. It was foul. And shout out Sean Bradley just because.

And them say he wasn't talking about you. And rest in peace. Sean Bradley what? Yeah, he got paralyzed. Rest in peace. Oh, he's alive? I'll be resting in peace

on people. Sorry, I take it back. Did I? We know. I said rest in peace to Joan Rivers. She's got paralyzed. Oh, he's lying? I'll be rest in peace, people. Sorry, I take it back. We know. I said rest in peace to Joan Rivers. She's still lying. Shout out to Joan Rivers. No, Joan Rivers is lying, man. Y'all got to pee, yo.

Stop, man. Can that stop in 2020? In 2024. Wait, hold up. In 2024. He got to use the bathroom. Can he stop doing that? You holding him high.

Look at him. He gets old. He closed his leg. He like this. In 2024 You're trying to stretch it out to take pressure on the peaks down the ladder. I think I'm leaning this way a lot. Oh, shit. He's not even going to make it. You really got to use the bat, bro. Shit. What the shit? Well, he doesn't remember this at all.

I can't keep him sitting right there for 10 minutes. He doesn't have any free throws on the season. He doesn't have any assists. Yo, happy new year out there, y'all. Happy new year. Happy new year. Happy new year. That's the stuff we can't have.

It's frustrating. Well, I think we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Pass the fucking ball! Pass the ball! God damn! Pass the fucking ball! You've never heard of Joe, man.

JVP, JVP. Yo, devil dog whip-ish. You couldn't hold your piss? You couldn't hold your pee, my nigga? You know old niggas got to go. But you want to raise his dick ass, nigga? Get your fucking ass here. Pee on yourself for what you asking for, nigga.

Holy shit. Wait, wait. OK, though. All right, we have too much fun. We have too much fun. Happy New Year. Happy New Year, everybody. Happy New Year.

Happy New Year. Be safe Year, everybody. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Be safe out there, please. Yes. New Joe Bun. Not for daddy.