The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 688 | "A Little Bit of Truth"

Episode Date: January 6, 2024

In the first episode of 2024, the JBP begins with their thoughts and reactions to Katt Williams appearance on Shannon Sharpe’s ‘Club Shay Shay’ (28:14) before discussing the theory with black me...n in Hollywood wearing dresses (1:04:02). Dave Chappelle releases his new stand-up special ‘The Dreamer’ on Netflix (1:32:10), Jeffrey Epstein contact names revealed in unsealed documents (1:38:41), and Uncle Murda releases his 2023 Rap Up (1:57:23). Also, the room reacts to the viral video of a man jumping a judge in court (2:13:57), Rolling Stone says Usher’s ‘Confessions Pt. 2’ is the best R&B song of the century (2:33:36), Part of the Show (3:11:45), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Stonebwoy - “More of You” Ice | Gucci Mane & B.G. - “Paperwork”  Parks | GREA8GAWD (feat. Rome Streetz) - “Avant Gawd” Ish | Jessica Domingo, pastels, & Relyae - “Could’ve Been U (Remix)” Melyssa | UNA MIA - “Lose You”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts are for entertainment purposes only I Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing revealing indicting Or telling you anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals Do not have your best interest at heart or our own. Enjoy the show.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Welcome back. All right. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Good to see everybody. We all made it. We made it. One day off feels like a month.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Hell yeah. A little bit, yeah. That's true too, and it's still sick. This nigga been sick for like seven months now. That halls ain't getting it done, my brother. Yeah, it's cool. The Vicks, whatever you're doing, it's not. Yeah, you got to go behind the counter and get the good shit. Yeah, the shit you got to give me the ID for.
Starting point is 00:00:57 The shit with the meth. Get some Buckley's. It would be the dude that don't smoke, don't drink, don't have unprotected sex, don't do nothing, to just catch some other wild Shit, they should be from Africa game It's good to see you How y'all doing, come on what's up talk so we just get a room, a temperature check. Temperature check around the room. Peaceful Joe.
Starting point is 00:01:29 It's 2024, Joe. Okay, okay. It's 2024 now. I'll believe it for a second, but I don't believe it either. It's so tough, too, to be peaceful. Especially when cats set it off like that. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, when you live in the darkness and you try to suppress that shit and then you see your brother from the darkness just getting this shit off prospering.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Ooh, it's tough. It's tough. You want to come in and say something? Yeah, man. It made you want to stand in truth. No, no, we're not standing in truth. Yeah, no, fuck that. It's all lies.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Now, now, now, I told y'all I am here to tell some truth. I, no, we're not standing for truth. Yeah, no, fuck that. Now, now, no, I told y'all, I am here to tell some truth. I am inspired. Some of the truth is fine. I'm telling some truth today. You can't tell all the truth. Why not? No. Oh, please. You don't tell no truth. Shut up. You don't, please. I know you're not saying
Starting point is 00:02:19 why not. Yo, stop, man. Don't mute up like that man Don't mute up Oh shit Respond and look crazy No I'm you not I'm you not
Starting point is 00:02:32 Anyways Back to Peaceful Joe There's no such thing as I see what you did I see what you did there Stop doing that You're not peaceful nigga I ain't peaceful
Starting point is 00:02:42 That Cat Williams shit Little flame in your body No we're not talking about that I'm just saying me just now. I am peaceful. That Cat Williams shit, a little flame in your body. No, we're not talking about that. I'm just saying a little flame. I can see it in your eyes. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, all right. You made me change my outfit.
Starting point is 00:02:51 I forgot I wore it. I had to look. You looked at me with disgust, nigga. Your visions. I thought you looked good. You ready to burn shit real quick? And that's part of my new 2024 swag. I'm letting y'all know.
Starting point is 00:03:05 I've seen a pair of jeans that I like and I'm going to wear for the year. For the year? Jeans? A pair of jeans. You're waiting for the whole year?
Starting point is 00:03:16 I ain't seen you in jeans since True Religions, bro. A pair of jeans. I might get one or two. I'm going to wear them for the year. I'm getting into my jean t-shirt. Slow time. It's going to wear them for the year. I'm getting into my jean, t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:03:26 It's low time. It's time to go. I've been pocket watching this whole break. Yes. Yes, Sparks. I do want to copy you. I'm not going to do the Timbs. That's you.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I'm not Corey in ice. I don't come to the battle to lose. You wear Timbs cooler than niggas. It's true. I'm happy to see y'all. How was your New Year's, man? Yeah, come on the battle to lose. You wear Tim's cooler than niggas. It's true. I'm happy to see y'all, man. How was your New Year's, man? Yeah, man, come on. Quiet as hell. Come on, put some pepper in your step. My New Year's was very quiet, bro. I didn't do
Starting point is 00:03:53 shit. Gave my baby a kiss and went back to sleep. I couldn't ask for a better New Year's. In the house, chilling, safe, made the phone calls, everybody was good. That's it. I was outside against my will, but I had a good time. It's over for all, safe, made the phone calls, everybody was good. That's it. I was outside against Mel Will,
Starting point is 00:04:07 but I had a good time. It's over for all that shit, but I'm too old. I'm done. All that lit shit, y'all can have it. I got dragged to Brooklyn, but I made the best of it.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Salute. What y'all doing? I'm with you. That lit shit is... I'm done. It's for the kids, man. I was miserable in the club. I was sitting there... You was in the club?
Starting point is 00:04:24 You was in the club? Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, miserable in the club. You was in the club? Oh my God. Oh my Jesus. 6'5 in the club. My wife's best friend dragged us out. I used to do that. You put on your wife.
Starting point is 00:04:37 My girl made me go. I didn't really want to go. You had the outfit laid out. You was ready. I was dressed up. You was ready ahead of time. No, we were at a house party like just a dinner
Starting point is 00:04:46 cool out watch the game chilling and then dragged out oh the Uber's already here what where are we going
Starting point is 00:04:55 no we ain't going nowhere that's how that go yeah have fun nope same call another one I ain't do shit we've been partying already, too?
Starting point is 00:05:05 That's like two parties. That's the moment in the relationship where I let her know who wears the boxer briefs around here. That's the moment you got to pull your man card out your back pocket and say, hey, this is going this way because I'm a man. Well, I had been sick for like two weeks, so I was like, let me indulge in some fun. But you went out and got sick. I wasn't sick. No, I'm talking about that's how you no no no no no no no no no he said he went out before that's how he got sick that's true now if I just got
Starting point is 00:05:33 well I'm not rushing to go out again fuck y'all white people think different with that though they think different about like germs damn real y'all see a little white girl in one viral talking about uh her black friends taught her how to how to bathe properly yeah they did she washed her feet because her parents didn't teach her nothing about legs nice and soft legs yeah they was taught she ain't gotta wash her legs yeah that's crazy y'all embrace i was trying to wash my legs. That is not crazy. You guys embrace germs. What? Y'all know this goes to my critical race theory. No, the whole idea is that germs help to strengthen the immune system.
Starting point is 00:06:12 So expose yourself to more germs. And embrace them. And therefore, you've got a strengthened immune system. Anywhere in the world, you've seen what a fine, beautiful woman that walks in the room smelling good do, no matter who's in the room. No matter what men that's a fact that's you know what that do that's a fact back six seven hundred eight hundred thousand years ago you know them black and caribbean girls was running around dipping in that lake i do have a rhetoric smelling smelling like some shit here come them they got lost they got lost yeah here. Boat went up on the wrong port.
Starting point is 00:06:45 One to fuck on our beautiful cocoa smelling good. It was old. They had the leaves wrapped around them and shit. They had the leaves. Come on, man. They made the fucking white man. I do have a return. Rudy Gobert was licking the mics.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Yeah. He ain't down with us. He's from France. Yeah. Why you telling us? Yeah. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Yeah. That's... It's y'all. Yeah, why you... Are you crazy?
Starting point is 00:07:05 Yeah, that's French. That's French parks. You done with us? He was licking the mics, too. He was licking the mics. That was crazy. All right. A little bit of truth today
Starting point is 00:07:16 in the name of Cat. We're going to get to it. Except for on that one topic. But y'all know how I feel. So I put it... I told y'all already. I couldn't be the president. All right.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Give us some music to start us off. Oh, let's see here. Come on, man. You know how I'm starting. You know how I'm starting. You know how I'm starting. Well, in just about 15 seconds from now, it'll be 1990. We're gathered down below. Goodbye to 1989. So thrilled to be back
Starting point is 00:07:49 Blessings Blessings High vibrations out there We up in this piece We made it. Happy New Year. Whoa. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. No, we skipped the Melba Moore. Thanks, though, Mel. We appreciate you. No problem. The inner white girl always jumps right out of here. Just go.
Starting point is 00:08:30 When that hate don't work, they start telling lies. Baby, work gone bust a wide. What's that new money that the drugs drop? I cut my bitch off when the ball drop. Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. So good to be back, so good to be back I just don't know I love Fab, but
Starting point is 00:08:56 Hands up in the air I just wanna, I just wanna give that to you Do it all right, give all my love And I'ma give you strength Give my last, Year's Eve. I mean, shout out to my baby listening out there. I love you. Shout out to Mom Dukes. Shout out to Pop. Shout out to all the loved ones and they loved ones.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Y'all know what time it is. We always doing it for the ladies. Always. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes.
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Starting point is 00:09:23 It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. It goes. Like I never had it Like I never had it Like I never had it Like I never had it Like I never had it Like I never had it
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Starting point is 00:09:32 Like I never had it Like I never Shout out to the niggas that use beard butter, some beard oil out there, exfoliated, went and got a little facial, and I fell for the scam, bought all the products afterward. You know what I mean? Hydration cream, foaming cream. Yeah. Shout out to the manscaped niggas out there. What's up, A? Hey.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Flippin' the building, Queens. What up, Queens? What up? Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, I'ma do it like I like I never had it at all Like I like I never had it at all At all Hey! I like I like I never had it at all Like I never had it at all Now I'ma, now I'ma Alright, man We ain't fucked up We ain't fucked up shit
Starting point is 00:10:49 Y'all don't look ready yet Y'all look too cool They look too cool out there And I'm still doing it for the ladies Hey, y'all be here Shout out to my people in the Carolinas listening Everybody in Atlanta, what up? I'm doing a trip out there soon D.C., what's really good?
Starting point is 00:11:17 We're bringing the new year in the right way, man We got breath in our lungs, we woke up this morning A lot to get to to, lot to get to Shout out to the Patronys always Shout out to the barbers out there, niggas in the Ubers got this shit live Shout out to the teachers Shout out to the comedians, man Y'all boy
Starting point is 00:11:44 Y'all Start off the year right yeah what a what a great way to start comedian I was wondering who was gonna set it off Anytime You'll do it You've never heard of Joe Bud? Who's Joe Bud? Not for daddy It's Parks It's Parks You're icy Oh shit
Starting point is 00:12:42 Mel and Flip. All right. Back to it. We are back to work. Shout out to everybody still on vacation. Shout out to those of you who are at work listening. None of this is possible without y'all. Good to see everybody.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Welcome to, I don't know't know I gotta remember how to pause 688 welcome to episode 688 of the Joe Budden podcast I'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored happy to be here humbling humbled host peaceful peaceful serene no mess tranquil no mess the mess is gone. All that, when you live in your truth. What was that? We should take like, there's really no need for mess. We should take like bets or something.
Starting point is 00:13:34 How long this lasts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over, under? Two episodes. Didn't somebody steal it like they did all the money out the bitch jar? Oh shit. I was wondering where that jar went.
Starting point is 00:13:43 We had to put that in a lock and key. Somebody's took it. It's fine. You serious? No, no, it's not here. No, it's 600 light. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Where's the actual jar at? Oh, now I feel like this is one of those clues where somebody in the room did it, but they're trying to help me. Oh, man. Is this a whodunit? Oh, shit. Which one of y'all? Come on, man. Nobody stole out that jar. You did, Sam. Someone stole out that jar, man. Is this a whodunit? Oh, shit. Which one of y'all? Come on, man. Nobody stole out that jar.
Starting point is 00:14:07 You did, Sam. Someone stole out that jar, y'all. You moved? I did. I did. Were there some costs that you didn't factor in? Nah, there was no costs. All right. A little security deposit was short.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Yeah, we got to go around. Oh, shit. That shit way light. That's not light. No, somebody robbed us. It's fine. We had a show to do. That's not light That's not light Somebody robbed us It's fine We had a show to do It's fine
Starting point is 00:14:29 It's fine Come on That's crazy There's change in there Also the person That stole the money For the change He replaced it
Starting point is 00:14:36 To make it heavy Corey you have been In the casinos lately There's really a few Suspects in there That should get to it You've been looking good lately too don't look over here
Starting point is 00:14:47 she always looked good that's what I was thinking I was just thinking the same thing we don't shit what listen we have an amazing show for you guys lined up today.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Let me introduce you to my amazing panel. Really some great co-hosts we have here. To my right, the remarkable, the beautiful, the astonishing, the well-read Melissa Ford is in the room. Thank you very much. Big mouth. It is wonderful to be here with you gentlemen. Never the little one. Have you been on break?
Starting point is 00:15:29 Fantastic. Got a lot of rest. Hung out with friends for New Year's Eve. You got the most rest. Shut up. I didn't forget. But I had rest and played games for New Year's Eve. Really quiet.
Starting point is 00:15:41 What kind of games did you play? Show me. Was something like show me, don't tell me kind of thing. Uh oh. That sounds freaky. That would be crazy in the full super. Okay, okay. My bad. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:53 I don't want HR to come after us. Okay. Get me out of that. Okay. All right. Oh yeah. Who won? See, don't ask no questions.
Starting point is 00:16:01 I obtained that, I obtained that. I obtained, we obtained that. Yeah, we obtained that. Show me, don't tell me. See? Don't ask no questions. I obtained that. I obtained that. I obtained. We obtained that.
Starting point is 00:16:07 We obtained that. Show me don't. I never heard of that game. It's new. It's new. It's new. It's not new. It's not new.
Starting point is 00:16:14 It's like the adult version of Run. It's just a bottle of no shit. That's what I'm saying. Man, that's no shit. I'm trying to get on some freak shit all by dressing it up as new. No, it's not. It's freak. Show me.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Don't tell me. I'll bring it in here. No. I swear not. It's free. Show me. Don't tell me. I'll bring it in here. No. I swear to God it's okay. We will go to jail. We will go to jail. That lawsuit looked very different. She's been trying to line us.
Starting point is 00:16:35 We cool. We cool, big and poor. They just started flashing me out of nowhere. It's just not allowed. Cool. Well, Flip, what'd you do? out of nowhere. It's just a good night. Yeah. Cool. Okay. Well, Flip, what'd you do?
Starting point is 00:16:51 What are you talking about? For New Year? Yeah. Man, listen, I came here and told y'all today. You've been getting this house together for a long time. It's a big house. I have, I have, I have.
Starting point is 00:16:58 You don't get movers. It's a big house, though. No, it had nothing to do with the... You guys in Jersey do bad piping. Pause. Yo. Yeah. New Year's, house though no it had nothing to do with the you guys in jersey do uh bad piping pause yo new year's my mom and family came through to the house which was great
Starting point is 00:17:11 this all sounds bad with bad piping by the way and i'm not into that and then you know when i woke up three in the morning Was water shooting? The law went off. All type of crazy stuff happened. Apparently, two of the pipes in the bathroom exploded. Oh, man. And, you know, went to the elevator. It was nasty. It was doo-doo?
Starting point is 00:17:37 No, it's not doo-doo, man. Put that down a faucet. You can't. I feel like that might have been a little racist. What are you doing? A little. What are you doing? You better go get your genes tested.
Starting point is 00:17:54 What is that shit called? 21 and me? White man? Anyway, so yeah, that's what happened. I don't know, but it's been a long week. That happened in the new place? In the new place, yeah. But shout out to the people.
Starting point is 00:18:06 That shit is fly when you get the lemon off. In fact. Yo, we can close right now. No inspection. No inspection. Security. As is. No fee.
Starting point is 00:18:14 As is. Put down cash. This house has been my family for generations, bro. We know everything in here. It's cool. Oh, shit. The people took care of me and great people. That's what it is. No, we know. There was no lemon or anything like that. It was cold. We know everything in here. It's cool. Oh, shit. The people took care of me and great people. That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:18:26 No, we know. There was no lemon or anything like that. It was cold. We understand. Stop playing. Stop doing... So you be doing that. All right, come on.
Starting point is 00:18:32 I'm sorry. They be listening. Why do you do this? All right, shout him out. Shout him out. Get a discount. He don't know where I live. Your landlord listens?
Starting point is 00:18:41 Oh, shit. Watch your fucking mouth. I'm asking you. Watch your mouth. That was very condescending. That's hate. That's nasty. Your workers listen?
Starting point is 00:18:47 Your Jamaican workers? Yeah. That you rob and give white T-shirts as a consentive, whatever that is? Consentive. We got merch, though. As a consentive. Consentive. Consentive.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Consentive. Thank you. No, I'm just like, what consentive? Yeah, that's not the word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, it was good, man. Happy New Year to everyone. Happy New Year.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Same to you, sir. Sorry you went through that. Thank you. Word. Not me. That's hilarious. That's funny as hell. When some shitting' ass break at like 3, 4 in the morning.
Starting point is 00:19:19 On a holiday? That shit happened to me. I thought a burglar was coming in. I told you. Then the water start, I should start knocking shit over in the kitchen. I was startled. You went downstairs with that old gun? Yo.
Starting point is 00:19:33 You walked out of that hole with the Elmer Fudd on him? You did buy Grandpa Cripp, too. Why I oughta? You did buy Grandpa Cripp. You bought them guns up here? I don't have no guns in my home. You're trying to get these locks. I have no guns in my home Trigger these locks you bet no guns in my home. He's not he's not a registered fire carrier. Whatever. Yes They told me two months then I'm a blow
Starting point is 00:20:02 Licensed gotta feel like when I get my driver's license back after I didn't have it for a while. Like, you dying for it. Go ahead, because the cop's right there. Go ahead, play me. I will blow you. Your whole lineage will be over. Just if I'm in a...
Starting point is 00:20:20 Got bluey, nigga. Careful where we go. You keep watching the cartoons if you want to. Yo, shoulder. It's going to be duck season. You can play around. Play around with the motherfuckers if you want to. Listen, life is about balance.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I've been on the other side of that sometimes. I ain't a Libra, nigga. I'm a Capricorn. You been with me sometimes. That's a good one. Unfortunately. They was going to spin that block, and they was going to let us have it that day. Good thing you was old and wise.
Starting point is 00:20:45 blog and they're gonna let us have it that day good thing you was old and wise you gotta hang out with a whole wise nigga that just feels some shit coming reads books stupid ass nigga anyway come on it's where you what I do shit welcome or ice skating with no one to eat one home I do not know be new year Went home. I ain't do nothing. It'll be New Year. All right. Old nigga shit. But you look good. You look good. I'm trying. Can I start with a little bit of hate? Please.
Starting point is 00:21:09 A little bit of hate, man. Because also during the week, I had to take my baby to a birthday party. Mm-hmm. So they said it was at Chuck E. Cheese. Okay. I haven't been to Chuck E. Cheese. Great pizza. I ain't never. Terrible pizza.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Red flag number one. I didn't know. Always been terrible. No. I haven't been to Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Chuck E. Terrible pizza. Red flag number one. I didn't know. Always been terrible. No. I haven't been to Chuck E. Cheese pizza. It is not bad. That shit is horrible.
Starting point is 00:21:33 That shit is terrible. I think you're thinking about Costco pizza. I'm with Costco pizza. That shit is fucking amazing. I'm with Chuck E. Cheese. That shit was terrible. It depends what Chuck E. Cheese is.
Starting point is 00:21:41 It might be. Chuck E. Cheese is a good pizza. It depends what Chuck E. Cheese is. Yeah. Well, we remember what Chuck E. Cheese used to be. True. The creepy dolls. With the mouses and shit like that on stage.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Mouses don't come out no more? That was for the kids with money, man. When I was growing up. Jerry City Chuck E. Cheese had what? Snail? I'm in Queens. Nigga, you know what? Jerry City Chuck E. Cheese.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Nigga, I was 14 in Chuck E. Cheese. Snail. They don't put that on Queens. Talking about the Chuck E. Cheese? They don't put that on Queens. Talk about the Chuck E. Cheese. How good was it? How good was it? It had the mouse on stage and the band playing.
Starting point is 00:22:15 They ain't have a mouse. Ain't no stage, nigga. They ain't have a mouse? Ain't no stage no more. It's none of that, dog. It's digital now? The fucking mouse came out. He looked like
Starting point is 00:22:26 he didn't want to be there. They had to tell him to clap. They had the anorexic mouse. What's that? It's a jersey. Oh, man. I ain't going to say, but fam,
Starting point is 00:22:35 everything was bad. Everything. I'm looking like, I felt like you. Tell them, baby, don't touch none of this. Don't touch this shit. Come on, let's go home. Don't touch these things. Let's go home. Let's go home. Drop this gift off and let's get't touch none of this. Don't touch this shit. Come on, let's go home.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Don't touch these things. Let's go home. Let's go home. Drop this gift off and let's get the value out of here. So you became an elitist? I really did. I'm sorry. No, just for Chuck E. Cheese.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Because it's different from what I grew up in. Sure. It's all bullshit arcade games that don't work. All them businesses that was the shit when we come up kind of let themselves go yes but it was bad to see that especially when I like I said I haven't been in god knows how long what happened to pizza they still around yeah yeah very few they still around they just put a new one in the hood they want to deliver. All right. Niggas don't like that pen crust. That look good, nigga.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Pizza had always been pizza. There's dominoes that keep having to come up with innovative marketing strategies. You're right. But Pizza Hut, them shits dropping like flies. We'll get it to you in 10 minutes. I was broke as hell looking at the clock. 30 minutes are free. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:23:42 What is it, free, right? 30 minutes are free. Nigga, I called you at I used to argue with them niggas Nope 31 Fuck that It's over for us
Starting point is 00:23:53 Alright so we old and washed Nobody did shit Yeah I didn't do shit Well I did have a little fun I went out Went out to eat And that was cool
Starting point is 00:24:01 But then the DJ Oh man That's my band right there. You been hearing that shit you been saying? Yeah, everywhere. Him,
Starting point is 00:24:10 Doughboy, I like that. They on my head. Pause. But he had somewhere to be. And DJs like it? And the DJ that they had for the in-between block,
Starting point is 00:24:22 his crew wasn't dressed properly. They kicked him out. So they turned them away. At the spot. At the spot. They turned the interim DJ away. And Rock On got somewhere to be. That nigga looked at me and said, yo.
Starting point is 00:24:40 It's your time. He was right in the middle of the mix set. Oh, shit. It was stay scheming. I'm a boss. We was going up in there. That nigga looked and said, I'm leaving with this equipment. I said, no, you're not.
Starting point is 00:24:55 No, you're not. No way on New Year's Eve are you that fucking bold. Shit. That nigga looked at me again. He said, hey, they got a little Spotify playlist or something you want me to? And that nigga packed his shit up and walked right smooth out of there. I'm not mad at that. Wait, so you ain't show up with the shit?
Starting point is 00:25:13 Yeah, that was your moment, yo. Yeah, yeah. You should have heard Eminem lose yourself playing on the back row. I thought that was his tour. You supposed to go crazy. Yeah, you were supposed to go nuts. I thought that was your moment. Everybody put their hands up real quick
Starting point is 00:25:29 the DJ had to go but the saviour is here y'all made it, happy new year to everybody out there all we got is us man That nigga packed his shit up. It got smooth out of there. It got the fuck out of there. That's right. And I looked at my girl. It got the fuck out of there.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Once they put on, man, they bull. They put on some bullshit. They put on some bullshit. They put on some bullshit. They put on some bullshit. Some bullshit, boy. Some house playlist shit, come on. And then I saw waitresses start going up there, typing shit in. I was bullshit, boy. Houseplay and shit, come on. And then I saw waitresses start going up there
Starting point is 00:26:07 typing shit in. I was like, okay. Oh, no. It's over. Move. Oh, that was the thing, too, at the Brooklyn Club. They just played Catronata for three hours. I will help you. Come on. I forgot about that. You saved it? So I went up there, man. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Hold on. Stop slow walking. I didn't hear this part. I went up there, man. Pa, shit. Hold on. I didn't hear this part. Yo, stop slow walking. I didn't hear this part. I went up there, man. Punched a couple little tunes, little jams in there real quick. He like that shit. Yeah, chill, chill, chill. I got this real quick. I gave him a little quick little seven minutes.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Okay. A little seven minutes real quick. I swear to you, I... Then I let them come up and put on Bad Bunny. Come on. Come on. Bad Bunny, burn the boy us out on home until the next DJ get here. And then I left. Okay. I left.
Starting point is 00:26:51 I went home. I went to bed. You left before the other DJ came back? Oh, for sure. Oh. For sure. I don't show up when the- It's Eddie Boddy.
Starting point is 00:26:57 I heard. I heard. I forgot that they did Kaytranada for that whole set in Brooklyn. It was like Kaytranada remixes of like Luther Vandross and every song. Which are remixes? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:27:09 I was like. Don't do that. Don't do that to Ish. You know Ish loves some Luther. That's true. The cover king. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Luther got his own slaps. Stop. It don't matter. He bodied them more than the originals. It's become your shit. Anyway, I didn't want to be out late for New Year's Eve. I wanted to be up on the first, like normal, at my normal time,
Starting point is 00:27:33 being my normal, productive self. I didn't want to be all that. Yeah, you get it. Yeah, I wanted to get to it. Sleeping through it. I ain't playing while the rest of these niggas is out doing what they're doing, party hats and shit. I'm getting to the work.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Woke up and cleaned the house? Yeah, I woke up and did a few things. I was very productive in the house. I got up and took my treater. Over this little break. For real? Yeah. I was like, normally I wait until like second week of January or something. I was like, nah, come on. I started to, but I ain't finished.
Starting point is 00:28:00 My daughter helped me. She liked it. They don't start collecting in New York till this weekend, so. Oh, no oh no no mine go in the bag and in the closet alright come on let's get to it once y'all start talking about the trees getting down come on Cat Williams Club Shea Shea
Starting point is 00:28:15 Shannon Sharp crush the buildings 10 million in a day and counting still going up up up oh my lord triple platinum off rip he did an interview way to start the year i don't know if it's an interview conversation whatever whatever you want to call it what a way to start the year shannon said cat williams how are you doing what you're doing since you asked Kat said oh I am so happy
Starting point is 00:28:48 to be here and let me tell you why and that was all she wrote bring out the little short white lady what's the lady name from Murder She Wrote
Starting point is 00:28:56 Angela Lansbury Angela Lansbury there we go bring her on out that was it it was over I'm assuming everyone here
Starting point is 00:29:03 has seen it I did yes either that or I thought I was coming to work with at least two of the people that were not a part bring on now that was it it was over I'm assuming everyone here has seen it I did yes either that or I thought I was coming to work with at least two of the people
Starting point is 00:29:08 that were not a part of the 10 million I saw most of it okay I saw it too I watched all of it I saw it Parks
Starting point is 00:29:20 yeah of course I watched it okay it's good to be wrong sometimes it's good to be wrong let. It's good to be wrong. Let's throw this thing around. There's a lot to get to.
Starting point is 00:29:28 But before I flip, and I'm not pulling out my notes yet. I got notes. I got notes and questions. What does everyone think? Oh, man. Oh, y'all pussy for 2024. What's up? We're not starting with this quiet
Starting point is 00:29:45 He set it off He did Don't be the guy that In the baton relay race The first nigga smoke it Now you fumbled You dropped the thing You slow
Starting point is 00:29:57 Other team from the far lane Start bot Come on don't be that What up What do we think Seemed like this has been on his mind for a while. You know? That was my take.
Starting point is 00:30:13 I don't get that. Huh? I ain't get that. My opinion was, I watched all these comedians get up there. And play with them. And y'all been lying. You know what I'm saying? Because that was his thing.
Starting point is 00:30:25 He's like, Shannon, you ain't call him to the carpet when he said this. You ain't, you ain't, you should have asked him. You know what I'm saying? I think he sat up there and saw all these people lying.
Starting point is 00:30:34 And I'm going to expose all of y'all for all of y'all bullshit. Yeah, when I watch it, I try to find a chink in the arm. I try to find, like, slurring and stuff. That shit went too fluent. He let all them niggas have it.
Starting point is 00:30:47 And on top of that, it reminds you, one of the things that stood out to me was the Bernie Mac hate. You hear about it and how great Bernie Mac is and was. And then for people to acknowledge that people didn't like him
Starting point is 00:31:02 or not like him or hated on him. You know what I'm saying? That shit right there that stood out to me. But he set their ass on fire. He got them niggas fumbling online. They responding. We didn't see you niggas in a long time. You got niggas stuttering on the radio.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Ricky smiling, we heard you. Nigga was freestyling. He called his ex-manager. The nigga said, this was 23 years ago. He couldn't remember shit. It was fire. He got the streets on fire, man. Now, we had Cap a few years ago.
Starting point is 00:31:33 And he was great. And he reiterated some of that shit that he said. Yep. And for me personally, he was promoting a movie at the time. Mm-hmm. And it was pandemic time. So he was via Zoom. Yep.
Starting point is 00:31:48 So as soon as he came on, you know, I can hear the corporate business people on the side or they were in the air. And they needed to promote the movie. And really insensitive to talk about anything that's not pandemic related with people losing their lives. But boy was I tight a little bit. You were tight that what? Because had it not been movie promo time and
Starting point is 00:32:15 had we not been dealing with a national disaster Cat Williams is Cat Williams and he's still on the mistake went viral with us. Yeah he still, on the mistake, went viral with us. Yeah, he did. Off the mistake, off the just chilling, trying to be smooth. So now the world is fine.
Starting point is 00:32:35 And I know this because I do interviews. When I see some of you niggas out there lying, I got to come to that same platform and talk to them. So yeah, what a way to link. Nobody else was getting this interview but Shannon Sharp. Why do you say that? Because he hosted the people
Starting point is 00:32:56 that were lying. Because Shannon Sharp is the person that had all of these comedians come on and share their story. The Ricky Smalley's, the Cedric's, the, and Cat Williams is home just
Starting point is 00:33:07 watching. Downloading all that shit. And watch every, taking them and writing it down. That was one thing that stood out. Big shock, boy. Big vision, boy. I have them shits memorized.
Starting point is 00:33:23 I know every word of everything and why didn't you push back and say yada yada I'm coming to talk to you too nigga so this interview can only take place here with Shannon so much so listen Kat I think is
Starting point is 00:33:38 brilliant I sing that man's praises so brilliant that Shannon it ain't time for your little cue cards. Whatever interview you thought was about to happen here, all them questions that was in hour three, all of the tell me about fatherhood, all of the, hey, how's balancing the tour, nigga?
Starting point is 00:34:03 No. From Rip, you say hello, and I'm going to get out here balancing the tour nigga no from Rip you say hello and I'ma get out here and tell you what my problem is and what's been going on and what's on my mind
Starting point is 00:34:12 and who lied and who said what and the cancel culture who stole who sucked dick who got fucked in the butt like I'm going
Starting point is 00:34:21 and that's why we need people like Cat Williams. Boy, I was home thankful and grateful, especially while I was trying to be on my peaceful shit. I know that it's only niggas like us that push the envelope for the rest of the sheep. So if I'm a chill out, send another psycho nigga out there to do that. Because niggas like me at home need to see that. Yeah, I need to see two black men talk and it hit 10 million in a day for the year.
Starting point is 00:35:01 While all you niggas is, oh, the streamers and the kids oh and this and joe rogan nah what boy as a creator i was home like oh yeah 2024 that's january stop playing with us top of the year top of How do we turn this up? Because you got to build on. You got to build on. That's a fact. So he did that. Good point.
Starting point is 00:35:31 We haven't seen that. We haven't seen that. I haven't seen that permeate that way. That was shockwaves. Great timing too. Multi-genre. Bro, you couldn't escape that. Great timing, too. Multi-genre. Bro, you couldn't escape that.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Right. At all. I wasn't even on social media and shit, and you still couldn't escape that. Regular conversation. Yo, you seen this? People sending clips through text messages. This was one of them shits that was just way bigger than just the internet. Black comedy.
Starting point is 00:36:01 bigger than just the internet. Black comedy. We didn't say one word about no white nobody. Not even that little white boy. Oh, they talked about him for a second. But that was in Shannon's little notes. The little new little white boy. Matt Rife?
Starting point is 00:36:17 Yeah. Hated his stand-up, but I see what he's doing. Yeah, they got to him at the end. But black comedy, culture-centric, come the fuck on, man. Wow. He shook it up.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Wow. They started posting clips of Cedric stealing shit. I'm like, what is going on? They started posting mad shit. People started digging in the crates to do a cross-comparison. And we know that niggas is in Hollywood sucking dick. And none of y'all is going to tell us. And we know that niggas is in Hollywood sucking dick. And none of y'all
Starting point is 00:36:45 is going to tell us. And we want to talk about it. I think the guy tea is way more entertaining than the girl tea, but the guy, we got to be niggas so you can't say it.
Starting point is 00:36:54 I want to know who got what movie role because they suck balls. Hey, yo. I want to know it. I don't want to know that. That changes the whole movie for me.
Starting point is 00:37:02 I actually do. That changes the whole movie for me. Don't we want to know that. That changes the whole movie for me. I actually do. That changes the whole movie for me. Don't we want to know that, yo? I want to know that. No. Wait, you only went on that kind of run? Because you did this.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Because you went on that kind of run? Or you wanted the gig? You won. Send all the other auditioners home if you just going to go to the bathroom And get crazy What? And you niggas is giving like Some of you niggas
Starting point is 00:37:30 The niggas that really want the role Might be giving like spontaneous Head on the set Yo come on What? I wanna know No Joe And Cat said it
Starting point is 00:37:41 Joe twice And he implied it a lot He did So I bring it to y'all PC-ass front door. What do y'all think about it? And do y'all think, you know what I mean? I think it was 95% true. The whole interview?
Starting point is 00:37:59 Or just the dick sucking part? I think that's very true. I think that's 100% true. I think that's right. He said Dave Chappelle didn't turn down $50 million. I think that's right. He said Dave Chappelle didn't turn down $50 million. He did. He did.
Starting point is 00:38:07 He said this before. Mm-hmm. Okay, well, it sounded louder now. He said that basically the $50 million, Dave didn't turn it down. It was what they were
Starting point is 00:38:18 supposed to give him. He was supposed to get like $200 million or some shit like that based on what his contract wording was. They came to him and said, nah, because they didn't think he was going to get like 200 million or some shit like that based on what his contract wording was. They came to him and said, nah, because they didn't think he was going to do it. It's like almost like, yo, I'm going to give you half the money. And then we do this crazy number.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Oh, you have that money. Nah, we ain't going to give you half. I ain't going to give you 10%. So that's basically what it was. He was supposed to, per his contract, get like 200 or 250. And they shut him down and said, yo, we're going to give you 50. And he was to, per his contract, get like $200 or $250, and they shut him down and said, yo, we're going to give you $50. He was like, suck my dick. So now we control the media.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Well, speaking of suck my dick, I think it sounded like he was saying that if you want to get to where you're supposed to get, then that guy had to come with a little fellatio. No, it wasn't that. It was, yo, you earned $200. I did hear that. I'm a little fellatio. Nah, it wasn't that. It was, yo, you earned 200.
Starting point is 00:39:05 I did hear that. I'm telling you. I watched this shit three times. It was mad shit unsaid in there and I listened to every word because the inner mess in me
Starting point is 00:39:16 wanted to know. Nah, it wasn't that. When it came to Dave, it wasn't that. Yeah, I didn't get that from the Dave part. Alright, so do y'all think Ludacris is in the Illuminati
Starting point is 00:39:22 since y'all want a cape for everybody? Give me the tea about niggas that y'all believed. I definitely believe that joke's stealing. That's easy. Do you believe that Ludacris is in the Illuminati? He might, yeah. Yeah, he might be in there.
Starting point is 00:39:37 He might be in there. He might be in there. Come on, come on. Set this shit up right. I did like the freestyle, though. I like the freestyle. I thought that that was a cool rapper way to respond, but now's not the time for your little verse, buddy.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Nah, it's nice to hear a little Chris Rap. Oh, please, not right now. Nigga, was you in the Illuminati party wearing a towel, dancing around in there, or not for these roles? Because he started doing the math. Back to math. He started doing the math. Back to math. He started doing the math.
Starting point is 00:40:11 10 movies, 20 million, 200. Ludacris did disappear. He got out of there. He said, nigga, stop throwing bowls and everything. Cadillac. He said, move, bitch, and then he moved. We ain't hear from him no more. And I, as the pocket watcher in me was like, hmm, interesting.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Even Tyrese kept singing. What? Not that much singing. Yes the fuck he did. He put out a group album. He put out two solo albums. He did a lot of singing. He did a lot of singing.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Damn. All right, so. So. All right, y'all running. Y'all put, albums. He did a lot of singing. He did a lot of singing. Damn. Alright, y'all running. Don't worry about it. Y'all playing on working with Ludacris in the future?
Starting point is 00:40:55 I'm getting to the bottom of shit this year. Is that what's going on? You want to shoot Fast and Martin Luther King's collab? Fuck you, and I'm an actress, so I'm always holding out hope for big roles, so there's that. Hold on now. Fast and free.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Oh, my God. What was I talking about? You called me to come. You know what I'm saying? Change a tire or something. Ice got a CDL. He said. What's up, man?
Starting point is 00:41:23 Do y'all believe that Ludacris is in the Lil Nas? I have no idea. And Ish. And Ish. Well, yeah. I don't think he's in the Lil Nas.
Starting point is 00:41:29 I don't know. But he made that shit. He made a very compelling argument. I don't know if he did. I have no idea. I ain't get my application. Do y'all think
Starting point is 00:41:40 that all these niggas' wives look the same? Yes. That was funny that he said it. I don't even know what half these niggas' wives look like. They put pictures up. They put pictures up.
Starting point is 00:41:48 They all look the same. I'm against talking about people's wives. I ain't with that shit. I'm not with that. I'm not. But y'all been funny with some of this wife stuff, but I won't do it. But they're beautiful. I have too much respect.
Starting point is 00:41:57 But they look the same. They do look the same, you saying? Yeah. But why? That would be a weird Illuminati initiation requirement. Yeah, I don't think so. I think niggas get money in light-skinned women. That could be part of it.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Niggas get money in light-skinned women with slanted eyes, or Filipino, or wherever they go. I mean, wherever they come from. Salute. That's it. It happens. When you get money, things look a little different. Or part of that shit could be some
Starting point is 00:42:25 No, that's not true Not true Not true When you broke, you I'm not gonna say it Oh, shit When niggas was broke, they What?
Starting point is 00:42:34 Are you about to When you're broke, you're with a girl you actually like You get me? You crazy My power just hurt. No. I don't understand. I'm not good.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Go ahead and say it, though. No, you right. I know exactly what you're talking about. True that. Look where you started when you got rich. Look where you went. So what I'm saying is that. Same thing with me.
Starting point is 00:42:57 First off, I'm not rich. You just told Dr. Umar. He was a millionaire at 28. You've been rich for a long time. I'm not rich now. You bought it at 5%. I'm not rich now. You bought it at 5%. I'm not rich now. Shit.
Starting point is 00:43:08 You lost your money? Both 5%. You never talked about that. You talked about getting money. You lost it? Both 5%. Anyway, I'm far from rich. And whatever the case may be, who I pick in my bed.
Starting point is 00:43:24 You don't even sound believable. I'm far from rich. Abort. I'm far from rich. Let it go. Who is he stealing? That's what he talking about. He want to be like.
Starting point is 00:43:35 He want to be down. Yeah, he want to be down. Us. You think I wouldn't prefer to be down with the rich crew over you niggas? Oh, shit. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Let's go. I would love to be rich. You hung out with me more when I was young. So, yeah. Anyway. Maybe right. All right. Joke stealing.
Starting point is 00:43:56 He said this quite a few times. It's true. I mean, like you said, they done went and dug it up. Showed the clip. Yeah. The part that he said that made sense to me, he said, yo, dawg, we already spoke behind closed doors and I told you it's
Starting point is 00:44:10 cool. Like, I forgave you. Now you gonna get up here and talk shit? Yo, me and you already done squashed this behind closed doors ten years ago. Now you gonna bring the shit back up? Now I'm gonna come up here and blast your fucking head off. Now I'm gonna come... I understand that part. fucking head off. Yeah. Now I'm going to come...
Starting point is 00:44:25 I understand that part. I don't think he's wrong or the office doing nothing. Shut your fucking mouth, my nigga. We already pieced it up behind closed doors. Don't get back on national TV and say nothing about me
Starting point is 00:44:35 because now I'm going to come crack your fucking head. Knowing I can do that. I got receipts. Yeah. Like, nigga, it's the truth. And I'm not making nothing up. That's what I took from it.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Anything he kind of said, he said it with such conviction. Yeah. Like, yo truth And I'm not making nothing up That's what I took from it Anything he kind of said He said it with such conviction Like, yo, if I'm called on anything I can prove everything I'm saying I like how he bigged up Mark Curry a lot too He bigged up a lot of niggas To show how Mark Curry was influential He bigged up a lot of niggas, bro
Starting point is 00:44:55 He bigged up a lot of niggas That Mark Curry shit stood out to me He bigged up D.L. Hewley He bigged up Bernie Mac He bigged up a lot of niggas, bro Patrice O'Neal Wanda Sykes Patrice O'Neal
Starting point is 00:45:04 Wanda Sykes He bigged up nigg of niggas, bro. Patrice O'Neal. Wanda Sykes. Patrice O'Neal. Wanda Sykes. He bigged up niggas like that. And also the new crop of comedians. DC. He bigged them up. Jess. Larry is all of them. Yeah, you're right, though.
Starting point is 00:45:13 I never did the science between hanging with Mr. Cooper and Steve Harvey. Me neither, yo. I never really did that science. And I watched both shows. Me too. You did? Me too. And he basically said that Mark Curry came in almost both shows. Me too. You did. Me too. And he basically said
Starting point is 00:45:25 that Mark Kirby came in almost on some consultant shit to help you out and you still ain't get a nigga no props. You ain't throw him a bone. That was nasty.
Starting point is 00:45:32 You ain't invite him on shit, a tour, your show. Nothing. If you got all your sauce from him, even the hair. Wait, so the picture
Starting point is 00:45:41 circulating was Steve Harvey and he said that the high top fade was a man unit. You can actually see it when you look at the fucking picture. You can see where it's looking. People in the streets was asking me. Yo, Joe, that was a man unit?
Starting point is 00:45:58 You knew that the whole time? That shit fired my week up. I want to know where he got that shit from. Exactly. Who the fuck is that shit back in the 90s, nigga? You know that shit fired now. Where you got that shit from? Who the fuck is that at?
Starting point is 00:46:11 The man unit adds some credence to all the Mark Curry claims. God dang. Because why you can't just be bald? Like I be saying the flip. Because he didn't want to. He found out. We don't want to be bald either. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:46:23 But now you start dressing like somebody. You start kind of talking like to. He found out. We don't want to be bald either. That's cool, but now you start dressing like somebody. You start kind of talking like somebody. You're the principal. You're playing basketball. You resemble each other. You went to the show. Now you stole a set. That was crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:36 It's the full scope of it that makes it like, oh, and now your best friend said is accused of doing the same thing with my joke that I told on the comic view with the car. makes it like, oh, and now your best friend, Said, is accused of doing the same thing with my joke that I told on the Comic View with the car. Yep, you told Comic View. And now he on Kings of Comedy doing my stolen joke. Close of the spaceship.
Starting point is 00:46:53 So I imagine the pressure that y'all are under with this being Steve Harvey's tour, tickets is whatever, now y'all done changed it to this, but now Bernie Mac is in play. Bernie Mac can't close out the tour that was supposed to be mine but he can't go first either because that's bernie mack like i remember some of that now yeah once they get into that part yes i was there for that bernie was gonna be bernie regardless it was nothing that nobody on that lineup could do with Bernie.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Nope. On anything he was on. And that's when he went crazy with all of that. He bugged out up there on purpose. Him downstairs. Yeah, nah. That milk and cookie.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Yeah, nah. That's when he wild out. He went crazy. But if he gonna do that, and I'm, I don't want to say lesser talented, but if I'm not him while you are him,
Starting point is 00:47:53 I might steal a joke. I ain't gonna lie. That happens a lot. Y'all got Bernie Mac. The whole quote is good artists borrow great artists steal. No, it's a lot of that. Niggas really believe that.
Starting point is 00:48:03 If nobody saw you do it, I might have saw you do it. Yeah, and some like rinky-dink, like, you know, small comedy. I could take that and put it on the big screen.
Starting point is 00:48:11 A lot of the up-and-coming comics, the old niggas of Jackham and take they shit and improve upon. That's normal in comics. It's entertainment. It ain't just comics. They just do that in rap.
Starting point is 00:48:20 They just do that in music. It happens. That's one of my beefs with Cat. I have a few beefs with Cat in this interview. One of them is he's too brilliant
Starting point is 00:48:29 to not know that niggas is going to steal. Yes. But cool. This is the thing though. You stole my shit. You acknowledge that you stole my shit.
Starting point is 00:48:39 We squashed it. Cool. It's water under the bridge. But don't play me. Don't get on a public platform of all of these people now and say I'm bugging the fuck out. You never stole my shit and the bridge. But don't play me. Don't get on a public platform of all of these people now and say, I'm bugging the fuck out. You never stole my shit and start shooting. I am not receiving that because stolen joke aside, these people also are who they are.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Said went on to be great. Maybe springboarding off of your stolen joke. What he's saying is. If that's how you feel. But I went on to be said the entertainer. I went on to be Steve Harvey. So who gives a fuck? In comedy, they care.
Starting point is 00:49:16 I promise you, dog. It's like some real rap shit. It's like some hip hop shit. But that's my second beef with Cat Williams. Is that right there. But that's my second beef with Cat Williams is that right there. At some point, you can't look at all the rappers like rappers. I know that that's cool and SOBs.
Starting point is 00:49:44 But at some point, people start distinguishing themselves i think that's a cat williams mistake that he still views everyone as a comedian as a comedian he's still going to win but wait it's it's it's to his detriment but it's a gift as well i want to say that i understand that because his over art his overarching point is i know that i'm funnier than all of these people no matter their accomplishments i know that because i studied them i'm a student of this i counted the laughs then i went down i counted my laughs i know that i'm three times funnier that's what the rappers say but they don't allow it in music three times funnier that's what the rappers say but they don't allow it in music because we start talking about metrics but the rappers be like
Starting point is 00:50:29 yo i know i rap better than him because when we got to show up and just rap i rap better the end right and then what they say to the response to that yeah cool you rap better than me but i'm making more money over here i'm selling these out cab williams is a brilliant comedian but there's i don't think the bulk of steve harvey's audience today looks at him like a comedian at all but that's part of what he was saying part of what he was saying was you you now based on a machine can make a transition based on who you aligned yourself with. This is what he's saying. He's saying, Kevin Hart came to LA.
Starting point is 00:51:08 He never worked LA. When he got to LA, he had a sitcom and movie deals already in place. So you didn't do the necessary work. You didn't pay your dues. I don't like that either.
Starting point is 00:51:19 But that's what, no, that's what I'm saying. He basically said he was a plant. Listen to what I'm saying. I'm not saying it's true or false. You gotta pull the good shit out of this. Like, there was some lies. There may have been some anger.
Starting point is 00:51:30 It may have been some resentment. But it was a whole lot of facts. It was a whole lot of truth. I'm not jacking that Kevin Hart is a plant and didn't pay his dues. I'm not jacking it. I'm not. This is nothing against Kevin Hart. When you hear a lot of veteran comics,
Starting point is 00:51:46 it's a lot of comics that have been on the comic scene for 20 and 30 years, right, that are funny as shit. You can hear real comics say that Kevin Hart
Starting point is 00:51:57 was on the New Jack circuit in Philly. Two Ray and them have been on TV saying he was on the New Jack circuit in Philly. That nigga damn near went from
Starting point is 00:52:06 the New Jack Circuit to stardom. So a lot of those comics, Mike Epps and them have all publicly came out and said, yo, dog, Chris Tucker only had a 15 minute set. He's not one of us. He only had that set that he did
Starting point is 00:52:18 on Def Jam. They are mad at Chris Tucker because he went to 20 million a movie with no real comedic. I think that this is where it gets blurry between actor and comedian. True.
Starting point is 00:52:28 I'm not keeping for nobody. I'm just telling you the things that I've heard them say. Like Chris Tucker had a 15-minute set. If you took Chris Tucker to a half-an-hour comedic set, he would drown. That, yo, why you got my brother pitching in your wallet all that shit he did on Def Jam? They said that was his only material. So when you
Starting point is 00:52:46 hear the niggas like Talent, you hear the niggas like Smokey, you hear the niggas like Capone and all of these other niggas, when they talk about some of this shit, these niggas necessarily didn't pay their dues. I'm not saying that. But in the comedy world, I moved out of that. I moved out of that. I got my
Starting point is 00:53:02 break in somewhere else with it. I wasn't trying to be a stand up comedian I might have had limited talent in that arena and I used it to my I got my shot
Starting point is 00:53:12 in a movie or a clip or something and they saw the stardom in that and I got an opportunity I don't have to do stand up all day
Starting point is 00:53:20 but that's what's the point but he's still going back to when we was in Detroit in front of 10,000 and I was funnier than you. I smoked you. Cool. The hair unit, yes. Salute.
Starting point is 00:53:30 You did that. He's saying that you made it. I mean, when somebody becomes successful off of something and you were in the same arena, same field, you're going to throw a little hate. That's like a person saying, yo, yeah, he platinum and he's selling a million albums X, Y, Z. But I smoked him in a cypher on the corner everybody does so what my nigga i'm not on the corner no hold on to the pants like you you you go you did that back there but i'm doing this now you still focusing on that my other thing with cat and again i loved every minute of this so yes it was amazing i loved every minute there was. Yes, it was amazing. I loved every minute of it. There was some hate, though. But my other thing with Cat was, I agree with what Gilbert Arena said.
Starting point is 00:54:10 You have to be responsible for the roles that you didn't take. Yes. True. And you can't get mad that someone else took them. If something crossed your desk and you were the guy
Starting point is 00:54:23 that had to make changes every time i'm not painting the narrative that them niggas painted where you said where they said the studios were angry at you at a bare minimum if you have changes to make at every turn and somebody back there got a problem with that it goes to the next best man true and if the next best man happens to be tom brady when you drew bledsoe then you're shit out of luck if the next man takes all the roles that you shied away from for whatever the reason be that you reserved the right and he hits them shits out of the park then you do have to live with some of that listen i got we we in entertainment some of us are in the same boat right where you know who is getting called if you happen to not go this
Starting point is 00:55:13 route uh-huh and you see the gig that they took that you might have turned down if the shit goes it goes thank god all the people on that list with me fail at every turn i'm dead ass definitely should i told you bro yeah i'm not naming names i'm not naming names because that's that's a little too messy for me in 2024 but i'm being serious if somebody took that gig and now i'm seeing the marketing and i'm seeing the money and I'm seeing them go crazy. I'm seeing them prosper. I got to live with some of that myself is all I'm saying. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:55:49 And you can't knock them. Like, yo, you can't knock me for taking something that you passed up. It came to you first. Russell Crowe wasn't the nigga that they picked for Gladiator. It came to you first. You said no.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Okay, cool. For every no, then somebody else going to say yes. That's true. Now you can't kick his back in because he said yes and you didn't now I do wanna flip that coin
Starting point is 00:56:07 because while I believe in that as I said earlier I do believe Cat Williams to be a disruptor I think
Starting point is 00:56:17 there's rarefied air when it comes to when I look at Cat I get remnants I get prints I get remnants. I get Prince. Who you said he's friends with? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:30 I get Dave. I heard a lot of me in there, Wiggled in there, but that might have been Virgo shit. Boy, he was speaking to me. I got drops to put in here all from that shit. But when he started talking about giving people advice or just trying to help some niggas and then they go and whatever he said about michael blackson i gave you some shit to help you you did the shit and they made me your eternal op like oh shit that's been happening to me for 10 years even in what you were talking about with not taking a role oh that's where i was going right you got to in that. But there's a flip side to that.
Starting point is 00:57:05 And the flip side, which I think you were about to talk about, was, dog, maybe I didn't take the role because the role went against my moral integrity. So, fam, I don't need to be a billion dollars up. I could be comfortable with my 30 million. And had I did some of those things, I might be at the billion mark. I might be at the 800 million mark. some of those things. I might be at the billion mark. I might be at the 800 million mark,
Starting point is 00:57:25 but I'm cool down here with my $40 million because I could sleep at night and I didn't do shit that went against my morals or my integrity. That is exactly where I was going. These people that I'm naming, it may be easy to project
Starting point is 00:57:40 and say, hey, if that happened to me, I would be bitter or I would be mad or I would be angry. I think these people rest on their moral compass and are totally fine with how they go to sleep at night. I loved his explanation of I'm rich. Don't look at my money, but I have everything that I want. And if I don't have it, it's only because I don't have it. If I want it, I'm going to make a phone call.
Starting point is 00:58:01 It's only because I don't have it. If I want it, I'm going to make a phone call. I'm going to get it. I am fine. To that argument, though, yes. I think him and people like that are sleeping very peacefully at night. I don't think they're losing any sleep over what they turned down and watching others get it. That also don't mean now you kick they back in because they did it.
Starting point is 00:58:18 True. That's true. That's all. Your morals, your principles are you. His morals, his principles are you His morals His principles are him Some people's morals are negotiable Yours may not be That's fine everybody reserves that right
Starting point is 00:58:31 But because he took it and went and made a billion Or whatever much off of it Don't knock him Cause he talked about the dress He brought up the dress a lot I've heard Dave Chappelle bring up the dress a lot And they go back to, yo, these studios really want to emasculate us
Starting point is 00:58:47 and they make you put on a dress. The nigga said this shit about Martin. He said, yo, you wore the dress in part one. Why you had to go back to the same costume? Make this nigga a dog catcher. Yeah. Undercover. Make him an undercover principal. Make him some undercover shit. You make him put the dress back on and
Starting point is 00:59:03 he was like, yo, he promised Martin, yo, I i'm gonna work with you on your next shit but when i read the shit with the dresses i can't be a part of that no more i do want to i do want to i did want to ask you guys if y'all are rolling with the the dress air quotes the dress what it means are you are you submitting to the theory that Hollywood does try to make prominent black men put this on? Like, how do we feel about that? I believe it. Because he brought it up a lot
Starting point is 00:59:31 and there was a narrative, there was an undertone all sprinkled through the shit. He wasn't the only person to say that. A lot of people said it over the years. I do want to ask y'all about in two seconds. But before then, not only is this my favorite part of the podcast,
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Starting point is 01:03:39 Way to bring in the new year. I'm giving you my phone, too. We're going to do a few picks. Yeah. We're going to do a few picks. Because now you got to feel like, what you to play more than the 200, right? Dodo head. Trying to be conservative.
Starting point is 01:03:52 Trying to be conservative. It's cool. It's there for you to not be conservative. Anyway, back to the dress. Do y'all submit to the theory or no? Yes. I'm asking the tough questions here today. I do.
Starting point is 01:04:04 They do. I do. I mean, I do. I do. I do. I mean, so many of, we not in that industry, but so many of them say it, and they say that they're kind of adamantly against it, and they kind of be trying to force it on them almost. You know what I'm saying? So the theory is, just to be clear. You wear a dress, you get ahead.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Yeah, but specifically for black men in Hollywood. Yes, yes, black men. Okay. They lend it to like they're trying to emasculate us on camera we have an actress we have an actress that's what I'm saying man
Starting point is 01:04:31 you said okay you said okay we have an actress a black actress right here I want to toss it to her so the only reason why I offer
Starting point is 01:04:40 like the tiniest bit of pushback on that is just because I've seen it throughout cinematic history with white men doing it too. Like the first movie that I thought of immediately was some like it hot 1959. It was Jack lemon and,
Starting point is 01:04:54 um, um, Tony Curtis. And it's a movie with Marilyn row. They witnessed the mafia hit in order to, you know, kind of like hide. They dress as women.
Starting point is 01:05:04 Um, no, um, um, bosom buddies, they witness a mafia hit in order to you know kind of like hide they dress as women you got them tatted on you? no no bosom buddies Tom Tom Hanks really big comedy
Starting point is 01:05:12 sitcom Mrs. Doubtfire Mrs. Doubtfire there's like there's so many examples of you know
Starting point is 01:05:21 Tootsie but we not we not you're being willfully oblivious no no no you're being willfully oblivious. No, no, no, I'm not. You're being willfully oblivious is what you're doing. She got a point, though.
Starting point is 01:05:28 No, she don't. It might, that point seems, for me, personally, seems to be moot in this conversation. Because this conversation is, are black men compelled to put on dresses to get ahead? That didn't say anything about white men in white Hollywood who don't need to wear a dress for certain doors to be open.
Starting point is 01:05:52 So if they do wear a dress, then woo, good for them. We're talking about the black man plight of wearing a dress in white man Hollywood. Okay, so then what about the character of Medea? That was written, produced, directed, fully formed by Tyler Perry. Oh, so then what about the character of Medea? That was written, produced, directed, fully formed by Tyler Perry. Oh, you're going to keep running. Tyler Perry, his whole story is how I've had to work outside of Hollywood restraints and the Hollywood table. And if I'm not willing to do certain things at that table, then I go build my own. And he went and did that. That don't speak to the problems that black men are facing in Hollywood that we keep hearing about.
Starting point is 01:06:29 So why do you run from that specific point? Why do you keep trying to find the outlier? Oh, it's not, it's not an outlier. I was just drawing comparisons, you know, because as many comparisons as there are of black men, you know men wearing dresses for roles in movies and television shows, there is their white counterpart. Yeah, but the white men don't need to wear a dress to get the roles. But how do we know that? Yeah, you don't really know. I mean, here's the thing. I'm just asking the question.
Starting point is 01:07:00 I've never heard a white man complain about wearing a dress, man, in Hollywood. I know, because I've never really heard them talk about said agenda. So, for example, Tom Hanks. So then that's how you know. When it came to Buzz and Buddies. He wasn't a big star at the time. He hadn't even starred in, what was it, Splash. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:07:18 That was really his first shit. So he was like an up-and-coming, real no-name actor. Chevy Chase, we put you in a dress. But he didn't have a problem with it. They don't have a problem with it. The problem is the black actors are saying this. No, the ones that put the dress on don't have a problem with it either. Because they put the dress on and got the role.
Starting point is 01:07:34 So that's why Tom Hanks is not going to have a problem with it. Because he put the dress on. Well, let me ask you guys. That's what I'm saying. Well, let me ask you guys. I'm so angry that Tom Hanks has entered this conversation. Well, so let me ask you guys as the black men in the room. When you see this, when you see black men wearing dresses for roles,
Starting point is 01:07:48 do you feel like it's emasculating? Can I ask you a question? You know what you're doing, right? PC, you walk in a safe line. I don't know what's going on, but you're a person, and you've been around a lot of people, celebrities. She's got a lot of kids. You've been in these situations.
Starting point is 01:08:06 We're asking you, how do you feel about it about are you saying you've never heard black men actors say that we have to wear this is a thing for us this is a thing for us that's what we keep hearing them say no but that doesn't mean anything that i personally don't have those i haven't had those conversations or been privy to those conversations it doesn't mean anything that i haven't been. Okay. You know? We are telling you that that is what black actors are saying. What do you say to that? We're not asking if you've been at the table while they talked about it. I mean, if that's the way that they feel,
Starting point is 01:08:42 then that's the way that they feel. Holy shit. All right, you got this. Why? She's a legend. Give her a pass. She got a bunch of movies down the pipeline. You sound like somebody with a lot of movies coming down the pipeline.
Starting point is 01:08:55 I'm not trying to be PC. I'm also a woman where this doesn't really, like, I don't identify with it. It's not my issue to identify with. And I think that that happens a lot of the time is there's times where you guys don't identify with it. It's not, it's not my issue to identify with. And I think that that happens a lot of the time is there's times where you guys don't identify with the things and the stances that I take because I am a woman and you don't know what it's like to be a woman. But that's when you challenge us to, that is when you challenge us to look,
Starting point is 01:09:18 look for a perspective outside of our own. So I understand that. And that is exactly what I'm doing. I'm offering a different perspective because of the fact that I am a woman and I'm looking at it like I'm not really seeing
Starting point is 01:09:32 that much of a difference and if there is a difference, just educate me on that. That's what my point is. Well, what he's saying the difference is there are black actors or black comics
Starting point is 01:09:40 that are saying they want us to wear the dress to get ahead. That is a fact. That's the education. That's ahead that is that's the education that's the education that's the education that's a fact people that are in that field i'm not there you're absolutely right i have no idea but i'm hearing too many of my brothers speak to the dress and what it means the dress the advances the it's all kind of that transcends hollywood he went further. He expounded. I feel like the dresses and the advances
Starting point is 01:10:06 and stuff like that, that's... I'm just saying that there are some things you have to be... You may not typically do some uncomfortability that you have to take
Starting point is 01:10:15 to allow to get ahead is what they're saying. Okay, so can I ask this question? And they said the same thing about Holly before she won her Oscar. So, I mean, there are issues out there in terms of gotta go through certain shit and this is off the heels
Starting point is 01:10:30 of taraji p this is off the heels of monique this is a fam mad black people are speaking of what the fuck they're going through out there yeah and they speak to the other side of it too like when we don't play ball what happens we there are people that are proof of it cut your water off i sit there i i tell y'all all the time i was at eddie grippen stand up and he's on stage he was like yo one of them hollywood dudes tried me in a party he's like i slapped the shit out of him and they looked at me and said you will never work in this town again he was like you know what i never worked in that town again it's the truth so there are people that's not willing to play that game there's some truth and they stand and they're examples of what happens when you don't this was black people
Starting point is 01:11:13 beefing about denzel not winning for malcolm but winning for fucking uh training there are like we yeah we're turning a blind eye no i think i don't have to be an actor to to have heard some of this shit that go on with black people in hollywood no i i think we're conflating a whole bunch of different issues at you know and creating just like one big pot of issues you know when we're talking about taraji and monique they were talking about pay inequity and being you know black actresses in hollywood you know and when we're talking about no that's the same thing it's the same it's the exact same wearing a dress in the pay inequity it's the same exact but that but that speaks to her point so she can identify with taraji and monique because she's looking at it from a female's
Starting point is 01:11:54 perspective she's not going to be able to identify with dave chappelle or kevin hart or um kat williams because they're looking at it from a man wearing a dress. But it's a black thing. The gender don't separate. But also, I had also one other point that I wanted to make. We've made the distinction that, you know, white boy, black
Starting point is 01:12:18 man humor is kind of different. The things that white boys find really funny, black people are like, uh, that's wild. You know what I'm saying? So wouldn't it kind of be a rational thought that white men or the heads of the titans of the industry and all the men with power and stuff like that, they actually think that men in dresses are actually fucking funny and it has nothing to do with a form of emasculation? Holy shit. Let itation. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Let it go. Holy shit. No, I don't. It's literally, I'm posing a question. I get your question. I don't think that's it. I think it's more of a, let me break you. Let me break the Mandingo type thing?
Starting point is 01:12:59 Yeah. Yeah. Fair. I'm going to put you in this dress. I'm the gatekeeper. Like he was saying about the gatekeepers and shit. I am the person that can take you from here to here. How bad you want it. So you're saying that a white man, white, white male actor in a dress doesn't have the same repercussions as it does for a black. He may. But for this conversation, we're not talking about the white male actor at all.
Starting point is 01:13:25 this conversation we're not talking about the white male actor at all it's solely a black male actor conversation because the black male actors are the ones who are speaking out saying this is what they're doing we haven't heard any white male actors say that so we can't group them in this right now only the white men i'm only the black male actors are coming out saying hey they're telling you if you don't wear a dress and And they can talk about that in their white actors meeting. So we just keeping it to black male actors. And yeah, I do think there's some truth to that. Let's progress this thing. Yeah, let's progress it.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Would y'all wear the dress? No. I'm not an actor. I couldn't be Daredevil. So I ain't about to put a dress on. I don't need no fucking dress. Even for like COE? Never.
Starting point is 01:14:11 They're fucking crazy. No. Okay. At all. No, there's got to be something to be said for having a dick. No, man. No dress. No underwears.
Starting point is 01:14:19 No panties. No dressing in that funny stuff. I'm not doing it. Not at all. I don't play those type of games. funny stuff. I'm not doing it. Not at all. I don't play those type of games. You know what I'm saying? And I can see how that agenda is pushed sometimes because niggas ask me to do it on networks.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Like, yo, you should do this, Flip. No, no. I have it recorded and documented. Maybe, I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's a funny thing. I don't know if seeing men in dresses is hilarious. I don't know if it's a funny thing. I don't know if seeing men in dresses is hilarious. I don't know if it's some type of kink. I think it is.
Starting point is 01:14:51 I think it's a combination of things. And I'm not even a nigga on their level. I'm not a guy on their level. I'm just a guy that's out here doing it. Yeah, even if you want to take it off of whatever you believe the mythical dress to represent, I think the broad scope, the broad question is, is there anything that you'll say no to?
Starting point is 01:15:09 Yeah, that's what I think. Yeah, I mean, obviously. And I think that was Kat's point, too. I think for black men, that answer has to be different than white men. Yes. I mean, I guess, you know, and I'll wrap it up after this, but I guess...
Starting point is 01:15:23 Promise. Yeah, promise. But I guess the question is because we've seen a couple of people who kind of wrote their own ticket. You know, when I gave the Tyler Perry example, but Marlon Wayans is another example, you know, like white chicks. Like they wrote they were right. They wrote their own ticket. They made the choice. They wrote the script. They played the role. So I'm just like, well, Marlon Wayans comes from a family of comedy royalty. But exactly. They're looking at it as comedy.
Starting point is 01:15:50 Marlon Wayans can write his own ticket, Mel. I know. And so in writing your own ticket, you're still putting the dress on. I see what she's saying. So she's saying they're voluntarily putting the dress on. They're voluntarily. That still don't speak. Please, let's move on.
Starting point is 01:16:04 OK. I'll tell you. That still don't speak. Please, let's move on. Okay. That still don't speak to black people saying, I can't progress in Hollywood without putting a dress on. Why do y'all keep trying to include niggas that's willfully putting a dress on? Who gives a fuck if niggas wake up and want to wear a dress?
Starting point is 01:16:18 We talking about black niggas saying something. Maybe the roles that they want. We don't have to decipher it. They are telling you plain as day. That ain't the time for us to chime in with. They saying something. Maybe the roles that they want to... We don't have to decipher it. They telling... They are telling you playing is dead. That ain't the time for us to chime in with... They saying it. Why is that...
Starting point is 01:16:31 Like I said, I told you. I agree with you. If we got to believe black women, why we can't believe black men? I agree. Maybe the roles that they want to put the money behind all those movies.
Starting point is 01:16:39 I'm done with y'all movies. When it comes to the dress and they just don't want to. Yeah, it could be that. It could be they trying to play the game. Yeah. Hey, look, I know they want to see us in the dress.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Even though I wrote it and produced it, guess what? They'll give me the bag to fund it if I throw the dress on. I think that entire interview with Cat, I still think that was the pow-pow. That was him letting y'all know stop playing with me absolutely and I better not see nothing else that I don't like on Beyonce and Al Gore's internet for the foreseeable future or else I will come back up here and tell the truth I have receipts and there's nothing none of y'all can do with me now I know cat to be cat. So while all that shit look fly, what spoke even more in volume was none of y'all replied with smoke. None of y'all replied.
Starting point is 01:17:32 First of all, y'all replied fast. All of you. Quick. Shaking in your fucking boots somewhere, you scared pricks. Over a holiday. That's what y'all did. That let me know that something about what he's saying has some validity.
Starting point is 01:17:51 And all y'all replied in a kind, loving way. All y'all niggas was polite. That nigga sat up there and called niggas' wives ugly and y'all wrote a rhyme. Rap fans online. Oh, we got a verse. Nigga, why are you talking about my wife in an interview? I need to call you.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Now, this goes a little past that. They always, Ricky Smiley, Ricky Smiley. Love to all. Nigga, what? Did you hear the interview that I heard? Ain't no damn love to all. Spank. Sorry. Too kind.
Starting point is 01:18:38 That shit was too kind. You niggas with your tweets. You niggas with your Insta stories. Trick Daddy replied. We don't give a fuck. That's my man, too. Sorry, Trick. But we don't care. I ain't see Trick.
Starting point is 01:18:53 I ain't see Trick. He definitely was not as diplomatic as the rest. None of the replies mattered. If they mattered, I would play some of them. None of them mattered. Y'all replied fast and kindly. I think that, what if they all try
Starting point is 01:19:08 to take the higher road? Diplomacy. To make it seem like he's tripping. Nah, not just that. Like, these niggas is doing certain deals and higher levels of deals. It could be brand shit behind it.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Like, I ain't getting it. That shit got tatted. I'm not arguing with you on no Diving the Dirty shit. Don't do that, because we do that too. See, that seems like one of the problems Kat got too.
Starting point is 01:19:26 And to be honest, I don't think Kat may be compared to Kev because both them niggas is like short. But nothing about them two. I don't compare Kat. They're not even similar. They're not content. I put Kat more so in a whole nother, more
Starting point is 01:19:42 with Dave in them than I do with Kevin Hart. Also, I'm not looking at Kevin Hart like a comedian today. That's me. Kevin's a movie star. That's me. I agree with that. Kevin Hart is one of the biggest stars, period, transcends comedy, transcends movies. If he did some foul shit along the way, it worked out for him.
Starting point is 01:20:03 It worked out for him. That's a valuable little, I ain't going to say it, because I don't know if he did that. But if you got to suck one dick to get a couple billion, some of them niggas is just going to grab the Listerine and keep it pushing.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Don't tell nobody about this, alright? Hey, some of them niggas going to tap you and say, hey, you got a peppermint? You got a big rat or something? And they go right along with their day. Some of them niggas gonna tap you and say, hey, you got a peppermint? You got a big red or something? I can... And they go right along with their day. Some of them niggas
Starting point is 01:20:29 gonna say, yo, you're mad too? Can we make it two billion? A billion? I'm happy for Corey. 12 grand he want. Nigga call me and say he got a billion. I say, how?
Starting point is 01:20:36 And he tell me... Damn, dawg. How you did that? I think that's the meaning of incompetence. If I tell you that over the phone I shouldn't even have to say the confidence part You should just know to hold it down for me And I'm popping out here
Starting point is 01:20:56 We lit outside We lit outside You think niggas is bowing at Wawa a couple months ago Let me show you what this one little joint. One little quick, quick. No, nigga. I thug it. I'm good, my nigga.
Starting point is 01:21:14 I'm a thug it, bro. I wouldn't do it either. I would live without the billion. I would take mine. See, and that's what I said. Cat is successful. Like, super successful. Whether you believe him
Starting point is 01:21:25 or not. Eight-figure Netflix deal. Some of them comedy specials. His Hall of Fame. Yes. Classic. Like, there's nothing you can say.
Starting point is 01:21:34 He's self-promoted. If he show up and get to telling jokes, a lot of people are laughing. And the views on this video show what would happen if he decided to concentrate solely on nothing else but that. Like if he decided to concentrate solely on
Starting point is 01:21:45 nothing else, but that like he busy helping people. Like he said, he clearly is in tune. Cause he was in tune with everything. Yeah. All of those little clip baby questions that came at the end where you just do,
Starting point is 01:21:59 because Shannon is draft Kings and draft Kings. And you know, I was watching that too. He was knocking them out. The park was watching that now too. Now I'd seen two the park. I was watching that now, too, now. I'd seen two logos up top, right, center. I saw that, too. I saw that two logos split down the middle.
Starting point is 01:22:11 Hey. Yeah, Club Shea Shea, upper right. Add Baked In. Baked In, a cutaway to just me. Hey. I ain't going to get into it because Pride speaks all day. Gang, gang. Gang, gang.
Starting point is 01:22:24 You know what I mean? But a lot of money up there. That close-up. Them close-ups look different. Boy, did I see that 1960s part in Shannon here. Smooth as day. That nigga was sitting there looking like a Lululemon model. He was sitting there.
Starting point is 01:22:39 What's that? Magnochromatic. There's a word for what he was doing. Monochromatic. Monochromatic. There we go. Thank God. My sister in words. my sister in words.
Starting point is 01:22:46 My sister in words. Couches wasn't bad. Fine place wasn't bad. And I think I got the floating camera like we got. You know, I don't watch pods. I seen that camera just going like this. He has a different one.
Starting point is 01:22:58 No. They have a different one. They have the rig. It's closer. They have a different one. Trust me, I can tell you. Theirs is a little different. They're probably uploading that footage for about two weeks.
Starting point is 01:23:12 That camera they got over there. But what a just way to start the year. Here's what I have for y'all, because I don't want to stay on this for too long, even though it was amazing. We do have other things to get to. What do you say to the people that said Shannon's interviewing skills? I didn't like that. I was going to say that. What did y'all say
Starting point is 01:23:32 to that? They were bashing his interview skills, not pushing back on questions, so on and so on. Ah, come on, man. I think that this interview was kind of like an education for Shannon. He's good, you know, but I don't think that he was prepared for what Cat Williams was bringing in there. I don't think you can. I
Starting point is 01:23:49 think he did his job amazingly. You got to clear out sometimes. When you want to run like that, you got to let them go. That's true. But sometimes, you know, as the interviewer, you know, you want to structure the interview and kind of like, you know, go down. Everything ain't got to be structured, man. When it's flowing like that and Kat was going, sometimes you just got to let them cook. That's what you fuck up. You come in trying to step on it and now I want to structure it out. No, let them go.
Starting point is 01:24:14 That shit did $15 million for a reason. Exactly. $15 now? $15. $15. There's really nothing wrong you could say when a piece of content does that in that amount of time. That's a win.
Starting point is 01:24:27 But for half of that interview, it did almost fit. But that was my other favorite part about the interview. Is that for half of it, it felt like Shannon was spoofing me. Like, you know how when we get to saying some shit in here, and then one of us will start trying to antagonize or instigate or provoke something. No, you did that. That's what he did for the first night.
Starting point is 01:24:48 You put that in his contract, cat? Why would you put that in your contract? Why would you put that in there, cat? On the battery. You know the old school tricks? Wait, you wanted me to ask him, what now, cat? I know those tricks. I was sitting there like, yeah, nigga. You wanted me to ask him, what now? Can't I do your thing?
Starting point is 01:25:08 Yo, I was sitting there like, yeah, nigga. Even if this is like novice-y, I like it. I can tell Shannon is well-educated, well-spoken. he speaks to the battles he had to go through and just speech and that's big that's a big production that they're doing over there so we got to keep some of this we got to keep this clean I got to have my card it's got to be presented a certain way i think in that you still have to have the ability to to go off script when it goes off script that's the only thing i'll say cat was off script so much and you could see shannon wanting to get back to his car to go back back to the question it wasn't about it wasn't
Starting point is 01:26:01 about that then and he got to it later later he got it all in there. He shoved it in there. But pause. But when he get off script, it would have just been nice for Shannon to put the cards down. And if you listening, then just listen. Yeah. And now just, that's my only thing I'll say about Shannon. But boy, did they put on, Shannon, Cat, that whole team, the people in the background, the producers, the editors, they put on a clinic as to what independent content creation is about. Because this is still a Shannon Sharp thing that he owns.
Starting point is 01:26:47 still a shannon sharp thing that he owns and it's the reason that you see a lot of the tv people in that pat mcafee mold but good to see shannon and somebody black like doing it at that level as well owning the shit license it out do that the ad sponsor integration over here just spread that shit out and and and just look like that was that was that just felt good to watch it felt good to watch or kick the fucking door open why don't you let's go too many of these people out here right because everybody interviewing now y'all interviewing people that we don't need to hear from at all but you're getting it off you building a business who am I to knock it right the problem with that is the people that we rush in the interview don't really have nothing to say that's it true that's it it's repetitive they all have unless we promo in something unless we shoving some shit in your face to sell there is no true authentic real live
Starting point is 01:27:48 real-time Quincy Jones without his granddaughters around to tie him up interview of somebody telling you what is really happening out here and 50% of it you could take as as truth and you the rest you could throw away but there's some truth somewhere a this motherfucker. A lot of truth in there. A lot of truth. A lot of truth. We need more of that. I know everybody is deep in their bag for 2024. So some of y'all are handcuffed.
Starting point is 01:28:13 The other part of that, though, Joe, a lot of people won't do that because they playing the game. I don't want this person to come in here talking, telling too much because this might fuck up whatever else I'm trying to work on. They playing that same
Starting point is 01:28:25 game that he's speaking on. So I don't want to talk to you. That's the beauty of doing the crossover shit because Shannon Sharp is in sports and Cat Williams
Starting point is 01:28:33 is talking about some Hollywood shit. Our shit isn't really going to get mixed up. Yes. We're in different pots. Not now. I don't think
Starting point is 01:28:42 Shannon is transcended sports to me. For sure. But I'm just saying like he doesn't have to me. For sure. You know what I'm saying? But I'm just saying, like, he doesn't have to worry about getting a role. And it's fucking up a role for him. And I think even with the Cat Williams shit, and I was going to touch on this, I think he's independently rich. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:57 Like, he said, yo, all of his shit, he promotes his own shit. He pays for his own shit, all his own stuff. He pays for it. So some nigg shit. He pays for his own shit, all his own stuff. He pays for it. So some niggas, again, want the 500 million. They want the billion. They want the whatever. He cool with his 30, 40 million dollars. So now I have the ability and autonomy to speak on whatever the fuck I want to speak on with no recourse.
Starting point is 01:29:18 Y'all can't blackball me. What's that number for each of y'all in here? The what? That comfortability number? I mean, I'm speaking from where I am today. I think if I had 40, 50, I'd be straight. Mill? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:35 Gentlemen, I'm tossing around. 60. You know the thing, I don't know. Only because the second you get that number, that number's like, I'm comfortable here, but now I would be really comfortable there. I think that number's going to ever grow for me. I think at 40, 50, I could just set up everything for my entire lineage.
Starting point is 01:29:51 All right, so you're going to walk over to the punch bowl. No, I'm not walking over to the punch bowl. I have limits. Because that number could grow. I have limits. Something else could grow. Nah, man. Okay, no, no.
Starting point is 01:30:01 If you make it grow, we can make you grow. Hey. Paul, that came out too smooth, no. If we make it grow, we can make you grow. That came out too soon, Barks. That came out too soon. Barks, what's that number for you? What's that number for you? I don't think it would take that much, honestly. $10 million.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Flip mail. But I do agree that once you get, I've just seen it in life, the more money you get, the more money you want. I agree with you. Your likes, your wants, everything. You think you're comfortable here and then it's like, damn, I could really
Starting point is 01:30:27 be comfortable there. Again, it's based on where we are, but Parks don't have kids. That's true. You get what I'm saying? So when you start talking that Parks had two kids running around,
Starting point is 01:30:35 now you want to hopefully make sure that your children's... We don't know what's the deep, dark secrets of Amara, too, though. Oh, shit. You know what? We don't.
Starting point is 01:30:44 I've been watching shit on TV. You don't know what this tall dude is doing over there in the depths of the night. He's over there wiling. There might be a couple little niggas on trying to mix something.
Starting point is 01:30:59 She's a fool. I think 25 mil. That wouldn't be my number. I'd say like 60. Flo Rida was at Starless, too. Oh, my God. He was? Did you sit for him?
Starting point is 01:31:12 In the flame of flame. Ram, ram. In the flame of flame. They are like besties. Huh? If me and you was in there? Oh, God. Nigga was throwing some shit.
Starting point is 01:31:21 Could have made a movie. Yeah. Or been in a movie. Or been in a movie. Or. Again. If you brought your dress. Shout out to Cat Williams. Shout out to Shannon Sharp, man.
Starting point is 01:31:34 Yeah, amazing work. For real. Amazing work. Great way to start the year. Shout out to the production. Y'all comedians, boy. Get it together. It's a nasty world out there, boy.
Starting point is 01:31:43 He was telling. I need somebody to do that in rap no you don't it's a difference and rap somebody died somebody you heard him talk about it he said it he said he said it he said it when he talked about a cannon Nick Cannon show he's like yo they needed a bridge between comedians and rappers cuz the rappers would have been beating them off fucking comedians up when you stepped over the line you Yeah, no, it's true. He said it. It's true. All right, what else?
Starting point is 01:32:08 What else we got? Want to stay in comedy and go to Dave Chappelle? Oh, yeah. Dave Chappelle was happy that Cat took over. But that also spoke for me to how powerful Cat is. cadiz like to be able to take the spotlight off of a Dave stand-up New Year's Eve stand-up that spoke to me that spoke to me uh I this is different for me because we went to go see it it was a little different twist yeah but going to see it ruined whatever the big time for me the funniest the
Starting point is 01:32:45 funniest jokes for me i saw and because i saw it and know what the real set is i also know where you tweak we used to put in your dreamer shit that you had i like the dreamer shit it wasn't typical day for me dave is normally a little if he if he's, Dave never sounds like that long thing is rushed. There's always a grander. It did feel short and rushed. I do agree with that. Yeah, that wasn't Dave. Like, if I didn't see the stand-up and I was just watching that and some Dave shit, I'd
Starting point is 01:33:15 have probably been tight. Yeah, yeah, I can see why people would have been tight over it. I haven't seen it live and then watching it again, I enjoyed it. Oh, yeah, no, I enjoyed it too. Because it also threw me back to the night we were over there. Yeah, yeah. And I'm watching with my girl who didn I enjoyed it. Oh yeah, no, I enjoyed it too. Because it also threw me back to the night we were over there. Yeah. Yeah. So... And I'm watching with my girl who didn't see it, so she's laughing at all the shit that I think is funny too.
Starting point is 01:33:31 It was great. It was good. But they was kicking Dave's back. I ain't watching. Boy, was they kicking Dave's back. They was fucking him up out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is your goat? Yeah. They called this whole shit under review. Y'all wrong. They tried to go back there. And this wasn't funny. And this was... Yeah, they rewrote history on them. Y'all wrong. They tried to go back to, and this wasn't funny. And this wasn't funny.
Starting point is 01:33:47 Yeah, they rewrote history on them. Yeah, I ain't like that. Y'all stop it, man. That's Dave. You know that's how it goes, man. Yeah, that's Dave. That's how it goes. That's still Dave.
Starting point is 01:33:55 What I did find funny was that whole beginning part about the senator in the wheelchair. And then we got the Epstein list. And you made it on the list? You made it on the list i said oh no this is way too perfect why they lay this shit out like this okay damn that that was great but i do want to close chappelle by reading oh go ahead i want to read something uh who did i steal this from? This is from a guy named Jesse David. I don't have any idea who he is, but he wrote this about Chappelle. And it's long. So let's see. Let me try to find a good. I want to break this up for y'all because it's long. I'm sorry. That's cool. No problem. Fuck it. I'll just read it. Chappelle is is funny as I argued earlier in the book if people find you funny you're funny and
Starting point is 01:34:47 undeniably people find Chappelle funny in this moment he's the biggest comedian in the country and I do get it Chappelle is an exceptionally charismatic master of the craft of making people laugh even at things they don't agree with but how good Chappelle is technically at stand-up is hindering how great he could be. In a room, Chappelle might be as great as he likes to say he is. He can be silent on stage and the audience gets pulled in. It's a superpower very few have possessed and he is undoubtedly its omega level. He can talk for long stretches without jokes, telling stories earnestly, if that's the type of story it is. He can be stupid when the audience needs that, and yes, he can find a small room's line
Starting point is 01:35:26 and cross it deliberately, as few have ever done. But all this ability to connect with the audience, to ride their energy, to manipulate them, has slowly become hell on his material. By focusing on sensitive subjects, Chappelle pumps his jokes up with so much artificial tension that when combined with his undeniable charisma, it means he doesn't have to do much to get a huge shock laugh. jokes up with so much artificial tension that when combined with his undeniable charisma,
Starting point is 01:35:48 it means he doesn't have to do much to get a huge shock laugh. The danger and relief for a comedian can become addictive. In an interview with Letterman, Chappelle compared himself to Evel Knievel. Like a stuntman with East Special, he chases the rush. As myth maker, he determined this was noble, as if he's the only one that dares to go there in reality he was just attracted to what was already hot less a truth teller than a clout chaser a lot of his supposedly edgy jokes had been done before bigotry is hack what has happened to chapelle's comedy is best illustrated uh is best illustrated by a bit in, come on, let's get to it here.
Starting point is 01:36:27 Let me get to the end. Chappelle is very good at making lies seem true. After a nearly five-minute childhood story about a friend inviting him to dinner at his house, the friend's mother sadly informs little Dave, we'd love to have you, it's just that we weren't expecting company and I'm afraid there's not enough stovetop stuffing
Starting point is 01:36:44 for everybody. Chappelle pauses. Oh, this is long. Let me just get to the end here. Get to the end. Here we go. He gets a big laugh, sharp turn. It was a pretty clever, interesting journey this first time.
Starting point is 01:36:56 But in recent years, a noticeable portion of his jokes have followed this formula, following long buildups with an unrelated shot punch line predictable to anyone paying close enough attention. It makes both the slow buildup where he occasionally tries to sneak in some sort of message and the inevitable twist. So incredibly boring. It's like a sleight of hand magician who, no matter the fancy shuffling, always pulls the four clubs as the prestige. No matter the fancy shuffling, always pulls the four of clubs as the prestige. Then you realize the entire deck is made up of four of clubs. He used to be better than that. This is what it looks like when a comedian doesn't listen to the audience. Long story short, he's saying stop with the trans jokes, and I don't disagree.
Starting point is 01:37:44 He has been leaning on that as a crutch for the past three or four specials. And I get it, but like bro, you could find somewhere else to go. You just feel like you did. Well he did, he went to the handicap. Yeah, but then he didn't. And then he went back. He kept staying on the trans thing.
Starting point is 01:37:56 And like. That Andy Kaufman, Jim Carrey joke. That was brilliant. That was amazing. That was brilliant. We all said that when we heard it. That was brilliant. The way you flipped that, and that's what it sounded like he's talking about,
Starting point is 01:38:08 the long, drawn-out story. No, the Jim Carrey, Andy Kaufman shit was genius. I don't want to hear nothing about that. But if it's not at that level, then you can keep the trans joke. It's time to let that go, Dave. And this ain't even us saying it. He said it in the special. He did.
Starting point is 01:38:28 He did. He did. And then continued to lean on it. Yeah. I think Dave is him. I still enjoy it. But there's still a little bit of validity in some of this. There's absolutely validity in that.
Starting point is 01:38:38 It is. It's time. You were saying the list. The list. The list. The list. Yeah, this is some bullshit. Why don't they just release the actual fucking list?
Starting point is 01:38:48 You know Mel has it right in her hand. They released the list. They released a bunch of 3,000 pages worth of court documents that I was absolutely not skimming through. Mel did it. I did not fucking do it. I didn't have time for that shit. But, you know, like everybody's like skimming through to find the good parts and shit like that.
Starting point is 01:39:08 What you got for us, big Mel? There's a list. She found the sex abuse. I downloaded the whole list and saw that shit. I was like, I'm not doing this. I mean, there's a lot of people on the list. My girl was going through all that shit
Starting point is 01:39:19 while I was watching her nigga. Yeah. But I just think that the distinction needs to be made. You know, like everybody's talking about Epstein Island like it's pedophile island. And you look at this list, you're like, there's no way that this is what was going on. What you mean? Huh?
Starting point is 01:39:34 What you mean? You don't think Stephen Hawking was out here getting... Stephen Hawking. Please tell us more. Yeah, yeah. There is a lot of, Chrissy Teigen is on the list. John Cusack,
Starting point is 01:39:48 John Legend, Kathy Griffin, Tom Hanks. Why they couldn't be down to get there? Come on, stop it. I'm finished. Guys are crazy.
Starting point is 01:39:56 Yeah. Meryl Streep. Hold on. Oprah Winfrey, Pharrell Williams, Demi Moore I mean Will Smith
Starting point is 01:40:06 Woody Allen Wanda Sykes Well we know Woody Allen Tom Hanks The island was definitely A party island So there's pretty
Starting point is 01:40:14 There's probably You know Very like You know The upper echelon Of society There's a lot of parties there You know
Starting point is 01:40:21 Private jets Blah blah blah And at these parties Were there possibly Oh so you're caping for them? No, I'm not caping at all. It's not a caping. I just, no, it's not caping.
Starting point is 01:40:29 I just think that there was... You're starting 2024. Very caping, young lady. There was a... People who were down for that shit, they were there for that shit. But there was other people who probably had no awareness of that shit happening.
Starting point is 01:40:40 Going on. Well, in the 2,000 pages, though, before they got to every name mentioned, there was a little line saying what they was doing on the island. So did you get to those parts?
Starting point is 01:40:56 I'm going to tell you this. I've never been to the island. Uh-huh. Read that name right there. When you get close, them niggas will... It says Beyonce.
Starting point is 01:41:04 Why are you scared to say Beyonce? That says Beyonce. What are you saying? Okay. Oh, so your theory is because Beyonce's on there, then there have to be some people that were just partying.
Starting point is 01:41:15 Then say that. Why are you making me say that? I literally just said that, though. You didn't say Beyonce. You didn't say Beyonce. Left out a name. Wow. You fell right into the trap.
Starting point is 01:41:25 The oldest trap in the book. Yeah, good job, man. You didn't say Beyonce. That's not a name. Wow. You fell right into the trap. The oldest trap in the book. Yeah, good job, man. Read that name right there. What the fuck type of podcasting was that? Don't y'all start 2024 with this shit. Listen, we may have just entered a new year, but I'm still smarting from some shit in 2023, okay? So give me a fucking break.
Starting point is 01:41:41 All right, so tell us the names listed that you don't believe was doing freaky shit. You clearly got some names that you ain't rolling with no matter what comes out. She ain't like that Pharrell. She ain't like Pharrell. She ain't like Oprah. Oprah, Anderson Cooper, Ben Affleck.
Starting point is 01:41:57 Wait, why Anderson Cooper? Why you don't think Anderson Cooper got freaky? I just don't. That's how I'm man. That's why Anderson Cooper like that. I just don't. I just don't. I love Anderson't talk about Anderson Cooper like that. I just don't. I just don't. I love Anderson Cooper.
Starting point is 01:42:07 I don't know him. I don't know him like that. I don't know that he ain't getting freaky on the island. He be in the midst of the war getting hit in the head with rocks and standing there. Don't play with Anderson Cooper again. He might. He might what? He might what?
Starting point is 01:42:20 He might have some fun on that island. I want to shout out all our LGBTQA plus listeners out there. Why are you shouting them out? Anderson Cooper's gay. No, he's not. Yes, he is. He says who? Says him.
Starting point is 01:42:33 Nigga. He's married and they adopted a kid. Anderson Cooper's gay, the news guy? Yes. I didn't know that. I'm surprised. Shout out to Anderson Cooper okay
Starting point is 01:42:46 wow yeah that's my man that's my people from what I was saying the list is associates like it don't necessarily mean
Starting point is 01:42:54 everybody was with that but just being associated with that person well it's because it's because of what's come to light this Cape City
Starting point is 01:43:02 I ain't caping it's not this Cape City that's jumping out the window. You can't accuse all the people that went over there to be doing some salacious stuff. I mean, they just putting everything together like a gumbo. Nah. I think it ties back into some of the shit that Kat was saying.
Starting point is 01:43:19 I think you don't even get invited to the island if you... They already know that you gonna keep your mouth shut whatever you see so even if you not participating you could be in a room not participating but seeing some shit and observing some shit and you just gonna shut your fucking mouth you don't
Starting point is 01:43:37 get an invite if you don't or or or or it could be we know you was at this alley. We got your name on this list now. Don't play with us.
Starting point is 01:43:50 Yeah, shut up. Yeah. Yeah, it's that. Good nigga. I don't care if you want to keep your mouth shut or not. Now. You got to. We got you.
Starting point is 01:43:56 We need some dirt on you. This is your dirt. Y'all know it's mad. That's how that works. Wealthy people, secret society. Absolutely. And sex circles. Yes. Where people, secret societies, and sex circles. Yes.
Starting point is 01:44:06 Where you sign a paper, exclusive membership, millionaire, billionaires only, nobody ever knows, people you would never expect. What do you think about that? Nigga, you've seen billions. We watch SVU. I wasn't asking either one of y'all I think that there is truth To what you're saying Yo she's good
Starting point is 01:44:32 So whatever role you got then count me in Count me in Oh I can't believe it We are watching this in real time Mel It got you. Yo, your agent been agenting? Now, I can tell when somebody agent been agenting out here.
Starting point is 01:44:51 She kind of been doing her thing. She got the night agent. God damn it. She got the 24 hour agent. She ain't trying to risk whatever's coming. 50 long stock and three or whatever the fuck she about to do. Orphan Annie. Okay, Mel. Fuck she about to do Orphan Annie Okay man But now that we know that
Starting point is 01:45:07 We'll stop putting you In a position where You gotta tell the truth As a podcaster We'll stop doing that We'll stop We'll work with you So you can keep the gig
Starting point is 01:45:14 But if you don't If you keep it a secret And we don't know Here's the sitch Is I am not a member Of high society I have never claimed to be There is shit that I'm
Starting point is 01:45:23 I'm literally like I I don't know. You're being willfully oblivious again and it's my job as an expert podcaster to move us past this point. But that's cap. How is it? You're Melissa Ford. So you think that I know things? You're beautiful.
Starting point is 01:45:40 Oh, whoa. Whoa. Write it down. And you responded? I'm just saying. Mel, I'm not doing Oh, whoa. Okay. Whoa. Write it down. She's still there. Write it down. And you responded? I'm just saying. Mel, I'm not doing this. Stop.
Starting point is 01:45:51 Okay, fine. Stop trying to read this name me again. I'm not. You're definitely good for a plus one. You've been to some dinners we wouldn't be invited to. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. And you've acknowledged that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:02 Come on. And you threw that on the floor a couple of times. The secret room. Yeah. All that shit. Yeah. Quincy House,'ve acknowledged that. Yeah. Come on. And you've threw that on the floor a couple times. The secret room. Yeah. All that shit. Yeah. Quincy House, the bookshelf. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:08 Come on. Okay. I will say this. There is a very big difference between what was probably going on on that island and Peter Nygaard's island. You know what I'm saying? Who the hell is that? Who the fuck is Peter Nygaard?
Starting point is 01:46:21 What the fuck? That's what I'm saying. You know who I'm talking about? I know who he is. Okay. Who? I'm just going to... Okay, so Peter Nygaard was...
Starting point is 01:46:28 I think he was a billionaire as well. He had his own island. He had private jets and the whole nine, and he used to have these wild parties. He used to fly a lot of girls to this island, and he had some very strange sexual proclivities. Proclivities. He liked people to shit on him.
Starting point is 01:46:46 Oh. So anyways, oh, sorry, allegedly, but I think that's been proven. Anyways, so that was out in the open. That was a terribly kept secret. She hot-potatoed this shit off her. No, but what I'm saying is...
Starting point is 01:46:59 This girl is putting on a masterclass. No, but what I'm saying is that Epstein was traveling in extremely powerful circles so that kind of information was just not
Starting point is 01:47:10 you know ready at the bit groundbreaking thanks Jeff wow but we did find out that was going on
Starting point is 01:47:18 at his what was going on at the Epstein parties eventually but look how many it took almost two decades so what he's saying is that this list
Starting point is 01:47:24 that came out of people that been to the Epstein parties could have list that came out of people that have been to the Epstein parties could have been doing some of this shit that was happening at the Epstein parties. Or they could have been wildly oblivious to the whole thing. So you think Stephen Hawking was just doing math? Just rolling around. Well, they gave actual examples of what was happening with Stephen Hawking. Yeah, get naked and get to the chalkboard. What?
Starting point is 01:47:48 What is that? I read that part. What y'all talking about? He made them put a little outfit on and go to the chalkboard and do some math. Playing kinky math games is crazy. Carry the one. Come on.
Starting point is 01:48:01 I'll carry this one. And you won. I'm going to give you my exponent. What? Prime numbers are usually pretty low, right? Y'all are horrible. I've been watching you for this podcast. I see something on your wrist that I didn't see before.
Starting point is 01:48:26 And, you know, the hate in me had to come out. Did you upgrade your bracelet? Because you didn't have that. It was a little latch. It's an audio show. It was a link. It's an audio show. There's a video, too.
Starting point is 01:48:41 No, yeah, we got good cameras, too. Can you lift your bracelet up? Lift your cameras too. Can you lift your bracelet up? Lift your hand up. Can you lift your wrist up? Too heavy. So my main thing is that you come in here with shit like that, do you have a new car outside as well? I'm going to get you.
Starting point is 01:48:55 I know you are. He can play. I know you are. I'm going to get you. When did that happen? Is that new or you just upgraded it? It's an audio show, Joe year question new year no bracelet didn't match my necklace I can't have that I'm with you got a you know got a coordinate That's it. Was that a gift to yourself?
Starting point is 01:49:25 It's a birthday gift? It was a gift. Okay. Okay. I don't like that shit at all. Really? I don't like that shit. That shit shotted in my eye.
Starting point is 01:49:39 For some reason, the diamonds are different. What are you doing? Who do you think you are? And you don't want niggas to ask for it. Don't get me started. Yo. Don't get me started. Change it.
Starting point is 01:49:50 Don't come back here with that shit. Change it. Look at that shit. You see? Look at his sock. Look at that shit, son. This nigga said change it. It's blinding. Don't come back here with that.
Starting point is 01:50:01 Oh, shawty. Shawty, shawty, shawty, shawty. Shawty, shawty, shawty, shawty. Shawty, shawty. Hey, all this money. Stop. Oh, shit. That's how the song goes. They don't say all this money.
Starting point is 01:50:15 Yes, they do. Oh, look. Y'all really ready to shoot at me. No, they don't. Yes, they do. All the winnings. They say all this winning, my nigga. Oh.
Starting point is 01:50:25 His version say that. I thought it said money. I thought it this winning, my nigga. Oh. His version say that. I thought it said money, too. I ain't going to hold it. All this winning. You wouldn't know the words to the Beyonce song. I sure do. Shout out to the Beehive. And everybody else.
Starting point is 01:50:36 Great segue. You're at Hockenheim? Yep. Write it down. Don't try to get me in trouble. You want to go ahead? I hired a woman to do it. And if she won't, I won't.
Starting point is 01:50:47 Oh, this is winning. Ew, that's corny now. No. I thought it was, oh, there's money. I thought it was money, too. I ain't going to hold it. I really did. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:50:56 What's the new role, Mel? What? The Nanny 3? We could hear it. The Nanny 3. Return of the Maid? What is the new role? We could hear it.
Starting point is 01:51:04 Yo, why she got to be a nanny or a maid? Return of the maid? What is the new role? We could hear it. Yo, why she got to be a nanny or a maid? See that Hollywood shit? Oh, now you want to? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Some of the black, the white people do it. You ain't get it. But when I did it.
Starting point is 01:51:12 I got a trick for Mel. She better not try to get me to relate to a woman trauma for the rest of 2024. That's a fact. Every other scenes with Mel is, as a woman, the trauma of being a woman, and you got the nerve to not want to stand with the black men? Oh, I know you're not talking. Yes, I am.
Starting point is 01:51:35 Oh, shit. Perfect example. Who was the one who first came in here, like fist in the air, defending Jonathan Majors while y'all kicked his fucking back in? Flip. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:51:46 What? Me. And what do you mean defending? He's guilty. What are you talking about? Don't turn like that. What the fuck is she talking about? Don't turn like that.
Starting point is 01:51:58 That's like my Tory take, nigga. Even if he's guilty. We all root for the guilty, nigga. Right? So what are you saying? Thatiggas, right? Yeah. So what are you saying? That he should be free? Yes.
Starting point is 01:52:09 Yes. You saying it was cool? Who should be free? You saying what Jonathan Major did was cool? Oh. Don't, don't, don't. Don't start with me. Was it cool or not?
Starting point is 01:52:17 Go. Was he all right? Was he all right? Huh? It was all right? So it was cool to defend that? That's what you want? What?
Starting point is 01:52:24 Is it cool to push a woman in a truck go I Think they were both toxic Mel you better be in Black Panther for It better be a blockbuster not You gotta be in some shit Transformers 17. She got to. It must be a remake, a cover, a redo of some shit coming. Anyways.
Starting point is 01:52:52 The way that she going. She got some shit up. Look at her. You can tell. You always can tell you got some shit up your sleeve here. Yeah, every time she put a little Dolly Barton sweat on. Fuck that. You coming a whole new swag?
Starting point is 01:53:02 You defending Hollywood? You just defending black men? At every turn. I was not defending Hollywood. You just defending black men. I was not defending Hollywood. You are nasty, man. I was not defending shit. Nigga, that shit was like a wild egg. We got new mail. I didn't want to start with dog piling on mail for 24 hours.
Starting point is 01:53:16 We're not dog piling the text on the wall. I was just moving the conversation. That was it. Away from Hollywood. We got it. To everywhere but where black men wanted it to go. You moving away from Hollywood. They going to be hurt. Let everywhere but where black men wanted it to go. You moving away from Hollywood. They going to be hurt.
Starting point is 01:53:26 Let's see. What else here? Oh, shit. Before we leave, well, we left the Cat Williams shit, but he did remind me that. Hey, Jared Carmichael, he got tucked away somewhere ever since that little tiff with Dave.
Starting point is 01:53:38 They had a tiff? Yeah. I remember that tiff. When Dave was doing his last special and all the transgender people were attacking him and the gay the gay community
Starting point is 01:53:48 was attacking him that's when Jared Carmichael came out as gay yeah okay and he had some words for Dave and the shit he said
Starting point is 01:53:56 in his special and then in Dave's next special he sent a little shot at Jared Carmichael but that was right when Jared Carmichael was like
Starting point is 01:54:03 it seemed like some shit was changing for him. Shit was moving and then you fuck with the wrong person. You never work in this town again. Cut that water off. That last stand up you did was good. Now you suck a dick for nothing. Oh. Well. No.
Starting point is 01:54:19 He's enjoyed himself. If one of my friends do that and then you take back the perks, we gonna jump you, nigga. We coming mobbed deep. You can't do that to my man after he did that to you. And why do I want to know that my nigga don't have the fire mouth? What? Pause, man. We about to jump you. What is going on? And why do I want to know that my nigga don't have the fire mouth? Yo!
Starting point is 01:54:45 What? Pause, man! Yo, we about to jump you. What is going on? You going back? Nah, I don't want to see that like that. Yo, you couldn't get the movie? You straddling the fence again.
Starting point is 01:54:53 Yo, you let a nigga take the dick? Oh, shit. Couldn't be me. Nigga wanted to stop. Nigga wanted to dodge you. Dungeon dragon. That nigga's nasty. Stop.
Starting point is 01:55:01 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Dungeon dragon. That nigga's laughing. Stop. That gave me the balls. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:55:16 Oh, man. That's why it's best to not even try to enter that world. Because you won't be bad at it. Now you got to learn the rules of at it. Now you got to learn the rules of that world. Now you got to get your skills. Come see me when you're right, niggas. Yo, you got to work on your grind.
Starting point is 01:55:33 You can't do that to me. Yo, that's great. You got to get on your grind, my nigga. Hit the gym. I need movie scripts while I'm working on my shit, though. Working on your what?
Starting point is 01:55:45 My shit. My skill. Are you fucking nuts? You got to give me scripts. working on my shit, though. Working on your what? My shit. My skill. Are you fucking nuts? You got to give me scripts. Don't touch me, man. I ain't doing no shit. Stop now. Y'all being immature.
Starting point is 01:55:55 We being immature. Oh, shit. I know that these are just stupid, yo. Yo, you ever look at your girl while she's sucking your dick? All right. Yo. Stop. Now. I'm asking? All right. Yo. Stop. Now.
Starting point is 01:56:07 I'm asking y'all. Yes. Yes, we do. What is that? How does that correlate? Don't that shit look like such a task? They don't call it a job for nothing. Oh, Melissa.
Starting point is 01:56:16 I'm going to throw my sneaker at you, yo. Oh, my God. I'm going to throw my sneaker at y'all, yo. Shining, shining, shining, shining. Shining, shining, shining, shining. Shining. Mel! Get the fuck out of here, bro. You can't say that.
Starting point is 01:56:39 Oh, shit. Holy shit. Mel, what'd you do man Huh What'd you do over the break I'm not fucking with Mel For 2024 I'm sure 2024 Mel I can see it
Starting point is 01:56:51 I see it now I ain't even focusing on it You got a new agent Nope just gotta let it go You got a new agent No Pocket watch Yes you do
Starting point is 01:56:58 No I don't Every time you lie You touch your hair Why you keep touching your hair God damn Stop Do you have a new agent Go I do not Is it the same agent Yes New roles Tell me you lie, you touch your hair. Why do you touch your hair? God damn. Stop. Do you have a new agent?
Starting point is 01:57:05 Go. I do not. Is it the same agent? Yes. New roles? Yes. All right. See, you got no right questions to ask, man.
Starting point is 01:57:13 Oh, shit. Salute. What are you doing for Hollywood? I am not keeping. Come on. We got shit to get to. What else? What else? Ice been dying to come talk about Uncle Murder.
Starting point is 01:57:23 I love it. I love it. Wrap up his hair. He did a three part this year. Start the year out with Uncle Murder. I love it. I love it. Wrap up is here. He did a three part this year. Start the year out with some lies. I knew it. What's lies? What you about to say?
Starting point is 01:57:31 What, that I love to wrap up? I'm about to say what? Yeah. I hate when you do that. Nigga, I love that shit, bro. I like that shit. I went back to the first one, which was 2014, and let them all play. Like, just to hear the bullshit over the years so you heard the decline the decline no i heard the increase of bullshit
Starting point is 01:57:50 stop it man what do we talk all right well you obviously have something to say let me hear what you got to say i'm waiting to hear what you got to say i'm saying that i love the bullshit i like the way he i like the sample flips i like the way he did this shit this year where he know everybody wanted him to talk about puff so he kept teasing it in the first first part didn't finish that well you know maybe part two I'll get to it and the whole second half of part two was dedicated to pump that was funny to me I like it I didn't know there was a three part of the parks that told me because I was listening like damn he missed oh I didn't have a chance to hurt the third part okay but yeah I fuck with this I'm
Starting point is 01:58:24 been looking forward to it. I look forward to it every year. Like, you can lie and say you done. You ain't done. You gotta keep doing this shit, murder. That's my take.
Starting point is 01:58:31 I love it. What y'all think? I like it. I heard it. It was regular. Right. You don't like it? The second one was pretty funny.
Starting point is 01:58:40 No. I didn't hear it, sorry. I don't feel like that's on your radar. Yeah, nah, nah. I just heard the puff part clipped out yes yeah got it no that hit spiritual healer
Starting point is 01:58:53 no because it was everywhere it was because again that's what people wanted to hear if how he and you know murder signed the 50 that's why everybody saw it so you know he was gonna go crazy on about yeah that's it
Starting point is 01:59:10 he also any he Murder's told you any of 50's enemies is mine so he pointed out what Ross and B
Starting point is 01:59:16 album did he did yeah he talked about you Joe he did he talked about me every year he threw you in there that just speaks to the year
Starting point is 01:59:24 I be having. You can't wrap up the year without me, nigga. Oh, I see. Look at it. That's nice. Okay. I like your standpoints.
Starting point is 01:59:33 He talked about you and shit like that. And, you know, just like, all right. What'd he say? Just talked about the fight, what happened. Can't say the lines,
Starting point is 01:59:42 but just talked about what happened with Joe. That's all. But I thought it was dope. I thought overall it was dope. You know, we look forward to it. He stole it from, what happened. Can't say the lines, but just talk about what happened with Joe. That's all. But I thought it was dope. I thought overall it was dope. You know, we look forward to it. He stole it from, what's his name? Mad Skills.
Starting point is 01:59:50 Yeah, he, full-time Jack move on Mad Skills. And he made it his own. He did. So people do look forward to it, to hear the nonsense. So I agree with Ice on that. Every year, I was, and it seemed like every year getting worse. Like, he just got to gotta you can't do it in one record now
Starting point is 02:00:07 like this just was 10 minutes 13 minutes now you have three parts like it's just so much bullshit happening over the years yeah we look forward
Starting point is 02:00:14 to Murder to Wrap It Up that's it Joe what I'm this is an audio show we're not taking our takes on anything
Starting point is 02:00:24 I only heard the clips oh okay what do you think on the clips you heard I think that you could tell he was on the road for half a year hmm he said it about yeah I think he had to you could just hear it it don't it didn't for me it didn't sound like it normally sounds like I don't know if it was the, he clashed with the beats. He did. They were hard beats, but he didn't necessarily sound like the greatest over them. I think that's probably, like, last year was that, and I want to say 2020. The producer that flipped that, the producer that flipped Victory for him, that was hard.
Starting point is 02:01:01 That was hard. I just didn't think he sounded the greatest over it. But I loved the puff attack over that. Victory, yeah. That's fly. But just listening to it, no, I can't. Like, this ain't no lyrical. I couldn't listen to that.
Starting point is 02:01:15 This is the mess. Yeah, this is the jokes and the mess. We not, I'm not ever, and I'm an Uncle Murder fan. I'm not listening to him to hear bars. Don't paint me in that. I'm not saying. I didn't ask for him to be lyrical miracle, man.
Starting point is 02:01:27 Never said. I just asked for him to fucking clear his throat and just sound sonically pleasing over the beats. I asked that from rappers. Got it.
Starting point is 02:01:39 But shout out to Murder. People do look forward to it. If I'm Mad Skills, I'm still looking for you in the daylight with a flashlight. He addressed that on one of them. Y'all trying to make it be peaceful. Yay, took it from Murder. Nah, Skills was hot. murder people do look forward to it if I'm mad skills I'm still looking for you in the daylight with a flashlight trying to make it be peaceful yeah he like that yeah
Starting point is 02:01:53 I don't know man skills I don't know about murder I don't know man skills 2024 I'm not gonna speak for man skills 2024 everybody's our guy skills is my guy everybody's nothing but our guy everybody's nothing but our guy and you not my guy I don't fuck with a lot of these niggas a lot of them is our guys I don't fuck with a lot of these niggas's not my guy. He was hot though. No, not anybody. And you're not my guy. I don't fuck with a lot of these niggas. A lot of them is our guys. I don't fuck with a lot of these niggas.
Starting point is 02:02:07 Skills is my guy, but he was hot. I don't know mad Skills. I never met him. But again, yo, you've been doing this for a long time.
Starting point is 02:02:15 Murder came in. Jack J's swag. People want to hear from him now. That's what he said. And it's what happened. No disrespect, but no one running and saying,
Starting point is 02:02:27 yo, Skills, you doing a wrap-up this year? No, they saying murder. When it's coming? That's fucked up.
Starting point is 02:02:33 Cold game. You're going to get dissed in the next Skills wrap-up. I don't care. Hey, listen, I'm honest with mine.
Starting point is 02:02:38 Y'all diss me, I'm making a phone call. He still does a wrap-up? Skills is nice enough to flip that ice shit up. Do it. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:44 That's my guy though. My yeah. That's my guy though. My guy. That's my guy. That's good. I want that to leave in 2024. Podcasters and my guy. No, I'm not letting that leave because I have people
Starting point is 02:02:54 that are my guys. I want that to go. Do we have to destroy relationships? Hell no. Hell no. I'm actually Cat Williams energy, nigga.
Starting point is 02:03:01 Do we have to destroy relationships? He had his guys, that people that he fucked with. Is that what I'm saying? So you're going to do the same thing? I'm talking about had his guys, that people that he fucked with. That's exactly what I'm saying. So you're going to do the same thing? I'm talking about Cat Williams. He had people that he fucked with.
Starting point is 02:03:07 Live in truth. You know, phone me. You get me mad. The 2024. That fucking bracelet got to your head. You hit me tight. The 2024.
Starting point is 02:03:14 Take it off. Live in truth. Take it off, nigga. No, don't look at me like that because it's, I get what he's saying because it doesn't sound,
Starting point is 02:03:23 everybody being your man doesn't sound good for a podcast. All right, listen. Hold on. I understand what he's saying because it doesn't sound, everybody being your man doesn't sound good for a podcast. All right, listen. Hold on. I understand what he's saying because when you listen back, I agree. But what about you?
Starting point is 02:03:30 You have real relationships. That's all I'm talking about. I don't say that shit. What about these niggas really your man? I never say that. Like, no disrespect. You said,
Starting point is 02:03:37 that's my man, that's my man. I never met him, but that's my man. Stuff like that. You said that about me. That's just, that's just, I'm saying when I say somebody, Hold on, hold on, nigga.
Starting point is 02:03:43 Don't throw me. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, freeze. What's happening? Don't do that. Don't, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold the fucker freeze. What's happening? Don't do that. You done that. You went from Mr. Talk about everybody with no filter to super PC nigga.
Starting point is 02:03:56 You an involuntary PC, regular PC. You an all type of PC. Correct. Correct. Don't just dump these niggas. Correct. That's just. Correct. I don't say these niggas are my guy though.
Starting point is 02:04:02 That's just suck my dick. That's just podcast shit. This is before podcast shit. None of these niggas is my man though That's just podcast shit This is before podcast shit With me for real Anybody that's my man I call him on the side This is my friend And He let me know
Starting point is 02:04:12 Yo step off You know that Correct And I watch him do it With his peoples And you I don't know who your people I know
Starting point is 02:04:17 There you go You don't know who my peoples are That's a fact But my peoples know who they are Okay true So if I say You don't hear me come up here And say I don't That's my guy You don't see know who they are. Okay, true. So if I say, you don't hear me come up here and say,
Starting point is 02:04:25 that's my guy, that's my guy. You don't see me use that phrase. But don't take my podcast shit and make it like it's reality.
Starting point is 02:04:31 Stop. Niggas ain't my man. I'm saying what you say, Flip. All right, you got me. God bless. Fab is rapping again. Yes, he is.
Starting point is 02:04:38 My man. Finally. Oh. I said it. That is my man. You got me. That's a couple people's fans we love Fab
Starting point is 02:04:48 I'm happy I've been trying to get Fab to rap again and forever nobody's happy about this and I am
Starting point is 02:04:54 every I've heard what I think three features and I don't know if you want to call these
Starting point is 02:05:00 freestyles I don't know what they are yeah three loosies it almost looked like another Friday Night Lights type of situation I mean Friday Night Freestyle excuse me gonna call these freestyles three Lucy's it almost looked like another Friday
Starting point is 02:05:05 Night Lights type of situation I'm a Friday night freestyle excuse me whatever it is I'm here for it I don't care what fab is doing I'm here I like hearing it I like it sounds good wait that girl there excuse me that girl there selfishness to make someone comment under your pick when he took care you and your mama since you were six who's selfish maybe we all are we all want something or someone to call ours we buy big jewelry to cover up small scars we came a long way and still we all fall with girl dad yeah and some bars no i wouldn't add his daughter? No, not me.
Starting point is 02:05:46 But you like it? I like these niggas out here talking about killing each other. I ain't doing that either. It's entertainment. What? He hurt. He hurt. No, it is entertainment. The business of entertainment is blood.
Starting point is 02:06:04 Since the beginning of time we have been entertained by bloodshed and violence that is a fact yeah he sit home and just think of different ways to justify and rationalize
Starting point is 02:06:14 this coon shit no it's not my nigga my nigga that has been why we watch boxing oh to see a fight.
Starting point is 02:06:28 Violence. Yes. As entertainment. Blood lust. I could do this with you, but I'm not. We don't have to. I'm not. We don't have to.
Starting point is 02:06:39 What were we talking about? I like hearing Fab. Yeah, me too. I'm happy. Fab dissing his daughter. How do we feel? I love it. I think it's
Starting point is 02:06:45 fire but you just played my first time hearing it i liked it it's new for fab for me because he don't really put his personal shit on record like that so that part i mean he's done you know little shots over the over the years but not you hear business about him that'll hit the blogs or whatever he don't usually rap about it that's not not really been his bag. So that's new. I'm always for that. I think that makes for the best rappers who just address your shit on, you know, if you're rapping, get introspective,
Starting point is 02:07:12 talk about what's going on. Diss your kids, yo. Not even necessarily diss, just talk about it. That shit is on your mind, nigga. You know it's on your mind. Call your kids selfish and averse. I want to hear it.
Starting point is 02:07:23 I'm not mad at that. And if she go to the booth, I want to hear that too. That's what my son did. It would be me. So you for that? Mm-hmm. You for that? I told my son that.
Starting point is 02:07:34 He come up with me. He did. Can't fuck with me. That's my man though. That's my man though. You got to have that father to son moment where they think they can take you. And you got to go in the booth. You're such an asshole. He dissed his mom? You got to go in the booth. Joe's such an asshole.
Starting point is 02:07:45 You got to go in the booth. Yo, we was in some. He dissed you for real? Nigga, what? My son dissed me in a verse. A few verses. That's nice, too. Yo, we was somewhere.
Starting point is 02:07:55 You had a live show. Still got a Lexus. And look. Trey, look. Trey was with us. In the back, Joe goes, all right. We go out on stage and diss you. Before going out the booth.
Starting point is 02:08:08 Yeah, that was the fans' favorite shit. They loved me dissing my kid, too. I support anybody that want to get in the booth and diss their kid, I do. I just support getting your shit off, man. If Fab felt better, I felt better. That's fucked up. That's crazy.
Starting point is 02:08:23 That's fucked up. This is crazy. That's my guy That's my man It's pretty interesting he's doing YouTube only though too I wish Fab come up here and tell us the truth About Def Jam and what the fuck is going on You know what's going on You just can't say it
Starting point is 02:08:40 You know what's going on nigga I just said I wish that Fab come up here And tell the truth about whatever's going on nigga i just said i wish that fab come up here and tell the truth about whatever's going on up in depth i mail button yeah just like man i ain't acting like mel i'm with black men at all times at all don't start that narrative fuck off we can't talk about this you know what's going on you You know what that nigga doing. Fab, come up here, man. Yes. There's a few people I need to come up here. Fab got to come up here. Gypsy Rose, come on.
Starting point is 02:09:11 Come on up here, Gypsy Rose. Let us get it. I got to think out the box to combat with this motherfucking Cat Williams shit. You got to find some other shit. Yeah. 15 million in a day. I'm looking for the murderers. Oh, my God. I love you. Maybe Ice is right. Oh, shit. 15 million in a day. I'm looking for the murderers.
Starting point is 02:09:25 Oh my God. Maybe Ice is right. Ice is right. And I tried to fight him, but he got a point. Gypsy Rose, you back to your old tricks. What did she do? With your little manipulative ass. You ain't
Starting point is 02:09:44 been free for more than a month. Please tell us what you did. Gypsy Rose came home and the commenters started kicking her back in for having a new husband.
Starting point is 02:10:04 Yeah. When the boyfriend is gone for life right you fresh home with veneers got your teeth looking right exfoliated nice porcelain white skin calm down got a hair style yeah look at this it's ready to go finer but anyway Gypsy Rose came home. The commenters, it's a new life out here. They kicking you back in. Everybody could come home except for fucking the Tiger King, huh?
Starting point is 02:10:33 He's still begging for a pardon. Anyway. Okay, what'd you say? Gypsy Rose replied to the naysayers about her marriage and said to her husband, and I quote, Ryan, don't listen to the haters. I love you and you love me. We do not owe anyone anything. Our family is who matters. If you get likes, if you get likes and good comments, great. If you get hate, then whatever, because they don't matter. I love you.
Starting point is 02:11:07 And besides, they jealous because you are rocking my world every night. Yeah, I said it. That dick is fire. She is here. She leading that nigga astray. Oh, shit. It says that D, sorry. Oh, shit. That D is D. Sorry. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 02:11:25 That D is fire. Happy wife, happy life. I want to remind y'all that this is the same little bitch that fucking misled, manipulated, and conned the last dude into going in there and murdering her mom. Yep. So if y'all doubt, I seen what the star tenders do to some of you niggas.
Starting point is 02:11:45 Yeah, you see. Y'all play with this little girl if y'all doubt, I seen what the star tenders do to some of you niggas. Yeah, you see. Y'all play with this little girl if y'all want. You can't say that, right? No, man. Write it down. Write it down. Y'all play with her if y'all want. She is now lying to the boyfriend,
Starting point is 02:11:59 talking about, you got me dickmatized, and he will come spray this whole shit up. He will. I'm not sleeping on that little white girl and y'all shouldn't either. Do not fall
Starting point is 02:12:11 for her manipulation, homeboy. Duke, I don't know your name, but Duke, you should run. What? You should run. I never understand boyfriends. Is some of y'all out there running around with girls that we know about? So if you happen to land with one and hear the story that X is up for wedding,
Starting point is 02:12:39 why would you just stay? Why would you stay there? Maybe he doesn't have Hulu. I started watching something on Hulu called Killer Cases. I love that show. On Killer Cases, whatever should not happen in the
Starting point is 02:12:55 murder and the court case happens. Like what? Like what? You said something that shouldn't happen in the court case and shit. Nigga, on one of them shits, somebody's best friend was in a jam. She was in a relationship. The girl was in a jam. She called somebody, borrowed 100 grand.
Starting point is 02:13:18 Oh, no. She called the girl. She was lending 100 grand, borrowing 100 grand. She called somebody, her girlfriend, to come get the hundred grand and transport it somewhere. The girlfriend spent the money. She spent the hundred grand.
Starting point is 02:13:30 And when the girl came to look for the money, she killed her and killed the boyfriend. Who killed who? The spender or the spender? The spender. The spender.
Starting point is 02:13:40 The spender killed the one. She took the, yeah. Yeah, she killed the shit out of her. Yeah. Oh, shit. Shit like that be happening on killer cases. The spender killed the one She took the Yeah Yeah she killed the shit out of her Yeah Oh shit Shit like that be happening On killer cases Like the shit that ain't
Starting point is 02:13:50 Gonna make NBC I don't know how I got there But You talking about wild shit Well you talking about wild shit Happening in the court You see my man jump on the judge Yes
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Starting point is 02:14:05 That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. of something else because I just can't with that history. Nope. Nope. Y'all keep talking. Okay. I am going to find the extended video. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 02:14:33 Yeah, no, buddy. I only seen the short one. Oh, no. He's right. He's right. Nah, the extended one is the funny one because that's when
Starting point is 02:14:41 he's standing there saying, Your Honor, I would never do that again. I was beside myself totally out of character I'm trying to change my life around she ain't trying to
Starting point is 02:14:48 hit none of that shit no she was not not at all so let me try to find it and then we can proceed who was listen when he jumped over and grabbed her
Starting point is 02:14:57 who was he punching her no yes that was her rabbit punches he grabbed yes but then he also was fighting the security guard in the white shirt they was trying No, yes, that was her rabbit punches
Starting point is 02:15:08 But then he also was fighting the security guard in the white shirt They was trying to get him off, but she was already on the ground like screaming you're here Molly walked her You say it was like that you would have been right in that just position, man. Stop. Man, I'm done. What's going on? Bailiff. Bailiff. Yo. I've never seen a shit like that. What?
Starting point is 02:15:31 Never. How you move like that? I'm telling you, that nigga cleared the whole joint sideways. What the fuck is he talking about? Yo, this nigga ain't hit nothing. He laid this straight on her. That nigga's a job of a rant cousin or something. I watched a lot of football. I've never seen no tackle like that.
Starting point is 02:15:45 That was Troy Palomaro jump over the line. Now, how much time you gonna get? Oh, no, he's gonna be under the jail. Yo, dog, he did all that over a probation violation. What the fuck are you doing? He probably wanted to go back in.
Starting point is 02:16:01 He did that over a probation violation. He probably wanted to go back in. He, he did that over a probation violation. He probably wanted to go back in. He going. No, no, he going back. He got his wish. Bodily harm. Mr. Redden, is there anything
Starting point is 02:16:11 you want to say on your own behalf before I pronounce sentence? So, basically, I would like to tell the courts that I'm here. Like,
Starting point is 02:16:20 based on my history, like, I feel that, like, I shouldn't be, like, sent to prison for a second time. Have you looked at your criminal history? No, I actually just looked at it. I mean, you lived it, I suppose. I just looked at it, yeah.
Starting point is 02:16:40 Three felonies, a gross, nine misdemeanors, multiple DVs. Got a lot going on, sir. Yeah, I just figured, like... Battery on a protected person, robberies. Attempt home invasion. Court records show Judge Holfus oversaw one of Redmond's previous cases for malicious destruction. You just needed to hear his little speech at the beginning. The audio might have been bad quality.
Starting point is 02:17:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she came back. Yeah, she came back. Oh, now I can just play the regular beat-up shit. What? What? Now I can play the regular shit. Yeah, say that. Oh, shit. what I just can't with that history in accordance with the laws of state of Oh, shit. Oh, fuck! Hey! Hey!
Starting point is 02:17:45 Yeah. Hey, God. Yo. That shit was. It went on. It was a lot longer. Listen, if you haven't seen it, it's all over the internet. Hopefully, that young lady is all right.
Starting point is 02:17:54 We heard the where the court gesture dude say, she's got to go to the hospital. In the long one? In the long one, he said, she mouthed it. She's got to go to the hospital. Now, seriousness aside. Always. Seriousness aside.
Starting point is 02:18:09 Always serious. Always seriousness aside. We're not being serious in 2020. This did answer a longstanding question that I have had, especially as someone that has had to sit behind that defending desk as the judge is reading charges and is tasked with giving us the sentence. I always wanted to know. What if? Yo.
Starting point is 02:18:40 If I could get from here to there. How much time I got. Much time to work. Can this judge fight? I wonder if the judge. And the judge be talking to you like. Like they could fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:18:54 The judge be talking down at you like. We never get to sit down there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I hear all that you're saying, but nah. Now, when they pan the camera to dude, he towered over his public defender. He looked like he was like 6'4". He looked about 6'4". He looked like during
Starting point is 02:19:12 rec time, he's a pro bowler. He get bucked. He leaped that fucking judge desk with no problem, grabbed her by the hair with his right hand, and then he just went ballistic. He looked like all that shit he said prior to was bullshit, and he was trying to add
Starting point is 02:19:31 to his criminal record. He looked like the violent thug that the court had portrayed him to be in that very moment. Look how fast the nigga turned off the good shit. Your Honor, I'm going to change. I'm going to do it right. Wait, what? You stupid. Fuck that bitch.
Starting point is 02:19:46 So now my thing is, wow, I need to know the 40 time of the judge. Really, really slow reaction time from her. Super. Situational awareness. I mean, he's coming right at you. Her game. And she was just like. Her IQ of the game.
Starting point is 02:20:03 She didn't think he had hops like that. She didn't see the blitz. The bl had hops like that She didn't see the blitz She didn't see the blitz She didn't see the blitz She didn't see the blitz She didn't see the blitz She didn't see the blitz She didn't see the blitz
Starting point is 02:20:07 That's that white shit That's when Karen And them be talking shit And then somebody be like Pow Why'd you hit me? Yo they don't know They don't know
Starting point is 02:20:18 Yo we know They ain't got All the answers Questions in the middle Of the fight What are you doing? Why? Why? Tell me Why are you doing? Why? Why?
Starting point is 02:20:26 Tell me. Why are you doing this? There you go. Shut up. Because you said it. They do ask questions in the middle of the fight. Oh, man. What did I even do to you?
Starting point is 02:20:40 You should have been talking. It wasn't me. Who was it? The judge moved a little too slow. Her health didn't help either. And the bailiff, they didn't get fired. No, one of the guys was, their offensive lineman is fired. You get traded.
Starting point is 02:20:57 You know how the O-line pissed off at the quarterback. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like when Derek Carr said that racist shit or something like that. And then he got sacked 60 times that year. Yo, dog. Trash. Yo, every time I think a nigga's going to get shot, they don't. It's a fact.
Starting point is 02:21:16 And every time I think they not, they get shot. They do. Yo. I was just waiting. I had swore black murder was about to happen. I did, too. If that was me, they'd have shot me. Before you even got to the desk.
Starting point is 02:21:27 Yeah. Mid-jump. I wouldn't even got my leap off. Damn, I wore my strip shoes for nothing. They're like duck hunting shit. Strip shoes. I wore my shit for nothing. I didn't even get to make the leap. My out of shape ass went up. Clop up this bitch.
Starting point is 02:21:46 None of those men were able to do that. And they showed the dude that couldn't fight as the main puncher. You don't know how to punch. Imagine watching that as your hand is healing. You're like, look at this guy. This is exactly how you break your fibular bone and you're fucking, you're punching wrong, buddy. I watched that clip back. You could just see homeboy doing the math like, yo, one, two, three, four steps.
Starting point is 02:22:10 She tried to move. Like she moved too low. That nigga was doing some calculations. In real time, she just see the. She's got it. But whatever calculations he did, I want to tell black people out there, it was wrong. The girl was giving him probation. He may be facing
Starting point is 02:22:29 20 to life. They gonna attack them charges on, so whatever math he did, back to Stephen Hawkins. If I'm Stephen Hawkins, I'm going tonight. She was giving him probation, right? I'm just telling y'all. There's nothing y'all can do about it.
Starting point is 02:22:47 She was giving him probation? She wasn't giving him probation. No, he was on a probation violation. Yeah, he was violating probation. And she was basically saying, She about to go back to jail. Yeah, I'm about to. Oh, you're going back.
Starting point is 02:22:57 This punishment's going to be a little heavy-handed because you're a mess. Well, he was heavy-handed. Yeah. Very. You're about to earn this one, then. Yes, very. That shit.
Starting point is 02:23:04 He was, oh, fuck it. Yeah. That shit looked like, this one, man. Yes, very. That shit. He was all, fuck it. Yeah. That shit looked like on Mike. That's one of the probation, sorry, Joe. That's one of the probations where you got 10 years probation on one of them crazy shit, 15 years probation for him to act like that. That shit looked like on Mike Tyson's punch out when the little dude come close to you. Start punching.
Starting point is 02:23:22 Mac. Little Mac. Oh, my God. Yo. That was a big dude. Yo, that's nuts. Well, guess what? He ain't going to be
Starting point is 02:23:32 Little Mac for long. Yo, fam, they going to get that nigga like 20. And black people, we so crazy. We cheering that shit on on Twitter.
Starting point is 02:23:36 Like, yo, he jumped in. Look what he did. Why we like that? He punched the lady in her head. Probably gave her a concussion. Why we like that
Starting point is 02:23:44 as black people? I read that shit. I kind of was hyped. Oh, he jumped in concussion why we like that as black people I read that shit I kinda was hyped oh he jumped it but why we like that it's wrong I was hyped too when I thought
Starting point is 02:23:52 they got him off of her in time I was like alright that's good to see but once you watch the Extendo DVD and you learn that he's on her
Starting point is 02:24:01 the whole time just punching and it's like alright dog come on man come on Farrakhan would've got him off her that he's on her the whole time. Damn. Just punching and it's like, all right, dog. Come on, man. Come on. Farrakhan would have got him off her. God damn it.
Starting point is 02:24:11 F-O-R-I-S-E-R. Yeah, somebody would have broke this up. Like, Rizzo's on with it. Hey, all right, that's enough. That's enough on the white girl. Enough on the white girl. He right. They go, Umar might have helped out.
Starting point is 02:24:26 Brother, please. Brother, please. Brother, brother, brother. You know when they put their hand like this? Brother. Shit, stop. Nah, that was crazy. Dude had a heck of a future.
Starting point is 02:24:39 He had a future in him. In the league. Yeah, man. He did, yes. He in the league. Played the wrong game. Y'all know that's also one of my worst nightmares, like when you learn mid-scrap that this nigga's an athlete. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:24:49 Pick the wrong one. The big guy I fought had one of them dudes with him in the back, though. He was just looking. He's looking me in my eyes. I'm like, thank God. Good looking. Good looking.
Starting point is 02:24:58 You going to buy that nigga a drink next time? Hey, him I just stared out the club. What's up, nigga? That's the nigga you really be watching? Had to watch him. Get this other little twinkie nigga out of here. If he jump in, oh, it's going to be a bad day. No bullshit.
Starting point is 02:25:15 God damn, that vertical ain't supposed to be like that. Bruh. No, nigga, vertical, he turned his horse. He knew what to do. He went over the judge. Like Simone Bowne. He's his horse. He knew what to do. He went over the judge like Simone Bowne. He's a catch. Good one.
Starting point is 02:25:34 She caught him, all right. She caught something. Caught her. That was one of your worst takes, too. That's hate. Simone Bowne. If you don't bring me a model. You be trying to co-sign boys that was bullshit man
Starting point is 02:25:48 what was my what saying that that nigga wasn't a catcher she said more like that was hey that was last year that was last year
Starting point is 02:25:54 big dog and your defense of Jonathan Major freshly freshly when you pull the picture on something when you pull the picture
Starting point is 02:26:01 they slow down what she wanna be in that Kang movie. When you pulled a picture of that girl, Simone Biles, when you pulled it up. No, Corey did that. Don't put that on me. Whoever. Corey did that.
Starting point is 02:26:13 I do think Simone Biles is an attractive girl. Beautiful. But sometimes, no disrespect to her, sometimes your achievements surpasses your looks. You got to know that if your nigga go get a good shape up, you could have a long day. You got to know when that happens. If you don't go, hey, if when your nigga get a shape up, you're not cursing him out, then you're not really in that boat. If it ain't, if you don't get that, where you think you're going? Who you think you is? Yeah, nigga, if you don't get that, where you thinking at? Where you going? Who you thinking at?
Starting point is 02:26:45 Yeah, nigga, I can fuck bitches. Yeah, talk to me. I want that to always be on the table. And on top of that, she was giggling when the nigga was saying that.
Starting point is 02:26:52 That was my take, though. She was supporting. No, you was like, who you think you are? No, my take was like, hey, she likes it, I love it, fuck it. You think that should
Starting point is 02:26:58 be off the table? Yo, why do they gotta come to me, bro? Why do they gotta come to me, bro? It's me and you, dog. It's me and you. Why do they gotta They tried to me, bro? Because me and you, dog. It's me and you. Why do they got to come to me, man? They tried to move it to a civil place.
Starting point is 02:27:08 They tried to move it to a mature place, and I brought it back. I'm purposely looking away from this nigga. It's okay, please. What's the question? But this should be fast. What's the question? We ain't even got to do it. I'm going to ask Ice, too.
Starting point is 02:27:18 What's the question? Do you think that that should be off the table? Like, don't you think our girls should know that it's us? Yes, they do know. No? Yeah, they know. It's let it be known. But that's not something that you want removed from the table. That's what I'm asking. When you take your glasses
Starting point is 02:27:34 off, you let it be known, nigga. You put on that cologne and that suit, let it be known, nigga. How I look, baby, you know what time it is. I'll be out a little late tonight. I'm going with Angela Simmons in there. Sit your ass home. Yo. Yo.
Starting point is 02:27:47 Sit your ass home. I zoomed in on you. Yo, flip me. I zoomed in. Yo. You was looking clean as a motherfucker, nigga. Yes, and alone. And alone.
Starting point is 02:27:54 That's. You're an idiot. I made the screen big. I looked for any white girl. I couldn't find a snowflake. I couldn't find that up there. I couldn't find that up there. I couldn't find that up there. I couldn't find that up there. I couldn't find that up there. I looked for any white girl. I couldn't find a snowflake.
Starting point is 02:28:08 I couldn't find not a peep of white. You look good, Thompson. You look good with us. Nah, it was that capacity. It wasn't no plus one. You look good with us. That nigga will not bring his girl to none of the fly shit, boy. Only the snow.
Starting point is 02:28:22 You were smiling like it was fly. I seen a lot of teeth in Blanche. Oh shit, boy. Only the... You were smiling like it was flying. Oh. I seen a lot of teeth in Blanche. Ish. Malcolm. Malcolm on opera-ish. And the guy had his teeth in plan on glow. You got the glow.
Starting point is 02:28:37 You feel the heat when you got the glow. Shape up was looking good that day. Eyebrows and shots and all that shit. Yo, that's a good question. How do you get your girl to stay home when you really don't want her to go?
Starting point is 02:28:48 Okay, it's good. That's a very good question. What's up, y'all? You can't. If she know that's your bag. You can't. But you can try. Wait, what you mean?
Starting point is 02:28:57 Like you going out? Yeah, you going somewhere. She say, all right, I'm going to get dressed. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. I'm not going no more. I thought you were saying something else.
Starting point is 02:29:03 You guys shut up. Yeah. No, I'm not going no more. I'm not going no more. I thought you were saying something else. You guys shut up. Yeah. No, I'm not going no more. I'm not going no more. I'm not going down with a fight. Really? It's dangerous. It's dangerous, dude.
Starting point is 02:29:11 I'm going to tap out. If you got to go, if you go, I got to pay attention to the dangers that surround you. It depends on where y'all going, because that shit don't work for everybody. You got to make it sound as unappealing as possible. Yeah, you got to make it sound like a Griselda show. That ain't going to work. You don't know the right triggers, then. But that's the problem. it sound like a Griselda show. That ain't going to work. You don't know the right triggers then.
Starting point is 02:29:26 But that's the problem. They're going to size you up first. Where you going? Oh, yeah, nice little spot over here. Nah, it's going to be a sausage party.
Starting point is 02:29:34 They're just going to be playing underground rap music. I'm going to the bottom of Brooklyn. The problem with that is I'm going to Newark City. Your girl enjoy being with you so much.
Starting point is 02:29:43 She don't even give a fuck. She just want to be with you. Like, oh, get out of here. Flip got the right answer. I ain't going. You got to say you ain't going. Flip got the right answer. Bust a pipe in the house.
Starting point is 02:29:56 Whoa. Clank. Oh, shit. Whoa. Damn, New Year's party. Damn. Right as I got to work. I'm going to go the whole deep end.
Starting point is 02:30:05 Babe, grab the rack. Oh, shit. Damn. Hey, put some tape over it, babe. I'll text you. But that's a good question, though, because the tricks that we go, when I was, a couple of years ago, the tricks that I went through to go out, it's crazy. Arguments.
Starting point is 02:30:18 That don't work anymore. No. Give me a second. I'm going to the store. That don't work anymore. No, the store don't work. I had a nice little argument Just to see if we still had it
Starting point is 02:30:27 We was doing too good For a little while This nigga's crazy Nigga you all Manipulated a nigga If you don't argue If you don't get shots If you don't get shots up
Starting point is 02:30:34 Then you lose the shot It's not like riding a bike If you don't argue In a long time And then get back In the arguing game You lost that shit He's trying to get you
Starting point is 02:30:44 To remember shit You done forgot the shit You picked the wrong angle To argue and then get back in the arguing game, you lost that shit. She's trying to get you to remember shit. You done forgot the shit. You picked the wrong angle to argue. You getting beat over the head in this shit. She fucking you up. Now you just got to go to Chanel. That's crazy, yo.
Starting point is 02:30:57 Fuck that. So you believe in that? What? Going to Chanel? After you have an argument, you believe in purchasing things to gift your lady so she can be happy yes yeah
Starting point is 02:31:07 I just buy my girl shit so that's probably the wrong thing to ask me but if it get too hot now so you believe in that my fuck ups be there's not a gift
Starting point is 02:31:17 great enough to do it she done got in touch with the girl okay so the gift don't matter so you just say like the gift can't clean up does the gift matter sometimes matter So you just say like The gift Can't clean that one up
Starting point is 02:31:25 Does the gift matter Sometimes you just gotta Act right Like learn I'm gonna ask you Does the gift matter What's the question Do you have
Starting point is 02:31:34 If you did something wrong And got caught Would you buy a gift For your lady Yeah what's that little Accessory store The girls going The white girls going
Starting point is 02:31:43 Claire's No not Claire's The higher Claire's. No, not Claire's. The higher Claire's. Zara's. No, it's the higher one. Pandora. Pandora. Pandora. I'm going to lick them white girls. Get them little Pandora things on their shit. Get a little lick on their shit. And still can't
Starting point is 02:31:58 go to Angela Simmons. Sit in the house. Do you believe in gifts? I'm going out. You not in the bar. I'm trying to borrow somebody's forgiveness. Yeah, and I mean even I'm going to just You're not going to buy. I'm trying to buy somebody's forgiveness. Yeah, I mean even. I'm going to just do Justine Justine for a couple months. Sit your dumb ass down. I'd rather buy something.
Starting point is 02:32:13 We know. I don't want to have to break the good dick jar every time. That shit used to work in my 20s. Now the dick got to come with a little trip. Sorry. This nigga's stupid, yo. 20 now the dick gotta come with a little trip sorry I'm just trying to be good bro yeah yeah I'm talking shit let me not even talk shit in 2024 man back back to mature I'm taking the under part y When y'all get too mature, I got to talk a little bit of shit. I'm taking the under. Y'all going crazy.
Starting point is 02:32:50 Let me see what else is important here on my list, since y'all don't think nobody in Hollywood is sucking dick for Rolls. Yes, they are. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. The white man. How do we know? He doesn't just love sucking dick.
Starting point is 02:32:58 Stephen Hawking. Hey, we back off air about Stephen Hawking. I'm on y'all ass. I'm on y'all ass. I'm on y'all ass. Let's see. A couple just questions. Well, Rolling Stones. No.
Starting point is 02:33:11 No? What is Rolling Stones? The 100 greatest R&B songs of the 21st century. Nothing. I mean, Rolling Stone. Nothing. Oh, sorry. It's a racist organization.
Starting point is 02:33:18 We don't dignify them with content. And it's one of them cookbait-less shits, man. Got it. Okay. Never it. Okay. Never mind. You're not going to agree. We're not going to agree what? Nothing.
Starting point is 02:33:29 They said they're racist. Yeah, I don't think we mentioned it to agree. Rolling Stone put out their top. Confession Part 2 is not the best R&B song of the century.
Starting point is 02:33:38 Whoop your fucking ass. They signed up 24 years. No. No. I said we ain't going to. That might not be the best song off that album. It's arguable. It is.
Starting point is 02:33:51 What would y'all put one? Fuck they list. What would y'all have? One and two. If I'm just naming joints, Novocaine's high on the list. Miguel Adorn. Adorn is high on the list.
Starting point is 02:34:04 Adorn is high on the list. Adorn is high. I ain't going to lie to you. I didn't even think about that. Adorn is very high on the list. Adorn is high on the list. Adorn is high. I ain't gonna lie to you. I didn't even think about that. Adorn is very high. Adorn is a tough out. True. I'm having trouble thinking.
Starting point is 02:34:11 Pyramids, Frank Ocean is a personal fave of mine. Yes. Actually, that might be number one for me. Marvin's Room. Huh?
Starting point is 02:34:20 Marvin's Room. Does that count? Marvin's Room for me is not beating adorned. It's on my list. I'm saying. Yeah, it's on mine too. And it is on me.
Starting point is 02:34:30 Yeah. I can't think of nothing else. Damage. Not on my list. But damage is not in that. Because it stopped at. You talking about her? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:34:42 Yeah, no. So they did from 2000 to 2024? Yes. Yes. But they have like... I saw an entry from 1999 on there. So I don't really... What entry was that?
Starting point is 02:34:57 Jagged Edge. If you have it, let's read it. Okay. I just want you to see it. Read it. Okay. We don't have to stay here, but I'd like to hear it at least. You want to do like 20 to 1? No, I just need you to top 10. We don't have to stay here But I'd like to hear it at least You want to do Like 20 to 1
Starting point is 02:35:05 No I just need you to top 10 Okay top 10 Got you I will say that Number 20 was Michael Jackson You Rock My World Let me just say that
Starting point is 02:35:14 My life That's the 2000s Mmhmm Mmhmm So number That don't crack the top 20 Number 11 was Miguel Adorn
Starting point is 02:35:22 That was number 11 Justin Timberlake gotta have something new. Number 10 is Brandy Full Moon. Okay. Number 9 is Erykah Badu, Bag Lady. All right, they just wrong.
Starting point is 02:35:34 Number 8 is John Legend, Ordinary People. I wouldn't even... That's a hot song. No, that's one of the songs white people will put there. White people will put that song there.
Starting point is 02:35:44 Number 7 is Alicia Keys, Fallen. That's in the running. white people will put there. White people will put that song there. Number seven is Alicia Keys' Fallin'. That's in the running. Number six is Frank Ocean, Thinking About You. Even though Alicia Keys' I'm Ready is unthinkable. You don't know my name? Alicia Keys got a couple more songs to me that are higher than that. Diary is my shit. Are these going by like...
Starting point is 02:36:06 I'm sure they're including sales. Sales and shit. That's the charts. But continue, please. Number five is Mariah Carey, We Belong Together. That's another white classic. That's a black classic, too, though. Yeah, but white people made it a classic.
Starting point is 02:36:18 Number four is Mary J. Blige, Be Without You. That's another white classic. Number three is Beyonce's Dangerously In Love. Two. Number two is D'Angelo Untitled. How does it feel? Nah.
Starting point is 02:36:33 That was too tough. That's a slap. It's not a top ten. Maybe not top ten. I don't have it. Maybe not top ten. And then number one was Usher's Confessions Part Two.
Starting point is 02:36:43 So, this is what I can say. I'm sure if we went to the top 30s and 20s, I'll find songs that are better than those top 10s. Like, easily, too. Adorn is a top five record for me. Yeah. When you hear the... It's over.
Starting point is 02:37:00 Like, as soon as you hear the beat drop, it's... Rolling Stone. Mind y'all fucking business. We don't need to hear none of that shit. That's it. We wasn't trying to talk about what y'all saying. No, they do that wrong too. They've gotten every list really wrong.
Starting point is 02:37:13 Really, really, really wrong. But again, the point of these lists is for this, outrage. For people to go in there, yo, y'all crazy. We don't care. Print your lists out. Cool. Fuck it. Speaking of outrage, the Starbucks cup.
Starting point is 02:37:28 Yo. The Starbucks Stanley. What's up? You got one? I'm tossing it to the whites. You got one? I don't have one. I don't know nothing about Stanley cups.
Starting point is 02:37:40 I got one. Is it here? The Starbucks one? Nah, I don't have the Starbucks one now I'm at a Starbucks one you know that Starbucks has tea right okay no No she got you Sometimes you gotta Sprinkle some sauce
Starting point is 02:38:03 She got you She's a little bit Silence in there I don't understand That's okay Mel's shooting at us I'm not shooting I said I bring my cups here
Starting point is 02:38:10 Cause I drink tea And my cups in here But you don't have The cup that they fight in You wouldn't leave The Stanley here Yes I did It was here for weeks
Starting point is 02:38:16 But you don't have The right Stanley The Starbucks Stanley I don't have the pink cup You got the stand I was condescending That was the pink cup No it's the Stanley Yeah that was the pink cup Yeah word It's the cup And I don't have the pink cup. You got to stand. Now look, that was condescending. Now it's the pink cup. No, it's the stand.
Starting point is 02:38:25 Yeah, now it's the pink cup. Yeah, word. It's the cup. And you don't have it. You drinking tea the whack way. True. And you still sick. I'm a mother.
Starting point is 02:38:34 That's why you sick, baby. I saw this. I had the pink one. I wouldn't be sick no more. Yeah, maybe you should drink some fucking Cisco or something to actually help get that shit up out of you.
Starting point is 02:38:45 Everclear knocked that out. That's true. How you got a cough when you clean down there? You don't think that's backwards? You don't think that's backwards? That's strange. That is strange. He's thinking about my dad there.
Starting point is 02:38:59 Wait, you think that's strange of me and not him? Yes. I don't want to go into that pervert of state. If I pull up with a Honda and tap you and say, Lamborghini engine in the air, you're not going to think that's weird. What the fuck is wrong with you? If I pull up and...
Starting point is 02:39:14 No, no, no, no, let me finish. No, fuck you, nigga, let me finish. If I pull up in a new Bentley and that shit go... You're not going gonna think that's weird so I'm weird got it I got it
Starting point is 02:39:29 don't worry about it you can't I'm a Bentley oh my god I'm the weirdest guy you know that one we got it yo
Starting point is 02:39:35 you calling him a Bentley he either said you were a Lamborghini or a Bentley I don't know which one that's a compliment or something else that muffler
Starting point is 02:39:42 that muffler is going out yo he's worried about another man's muffler is going out. Yo. He's worried about another man's muffler. Yeah. It's all right, bro. I'm worried about my friend's health.
Starting point is 02:39:54 Are you thinking muffler in a perverted way? No. My nigga, he referenced my down near parts. I think he's talking about your inside. You're known a place. I think he's talking about your core. I don't think that's crazy. But a lot of men, that's how they get sick. Shave with pukes.
Starting point is 02:40:09 Uh-huh. Hey, yo. How do you know that's the source? Yo. Let it burn. Yo, for 2024, I'm living in truth. Gotta let it burn. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:40:20 What the fuck was you talking about? Deep down, you know what's best is after you. Oh, man. Yo, you know it's best to hit a separate dude. Oh, man. You know what's funny about it? I was watching that shit. This is where Trey Songz fucked up. How you let Usher out bad guy you? Confessions is Usher's
Starting point is 02:40:34 I'm a bad guy song. Confessions was fire. But that's his fuck that. I was too clean. I'm coming out. I cheated. I had a baby.
Starting point is 02:40:43 I had to tell her. I fucked it up with Chili. I'm horrible out. I cheated. I had a baby. I had to tell her. I fucked it up with Chili. I'm horrible. It was a little interlude. That little interlude shit in the beginning. And if I was a little older in 2003, I would have known. What? You would have known what?
Starting point is 02:41:02 You tried it. It's great. You tried. Look at you jumping on. Both of y'all tried it. You tried. Look at you jumping on. Both of y'all tried it. In 2024, we living in some truths. At some point. Not all the truths.
Starting point is 02:41:14 But I would have known that. What? Girl. Help. Girl So many days I ain't gonna lie At one point I wanted It's gonna sound weird
Starting point is 02:41:41 I wanted to get back together I wanted to get back together Mel was that weird to me? What? I wanted Chimney and Usher To get back together. Was that weird to me? What? I wanted Chimney and Usher to get back together. I had hopes for them. A lot of people did. They were fire.
Starting point is 02:41:49 That's weird? No. All right. You let me know if I was weird, man. A lot of people wanted them back together. Damn, I knew it. I knew I should have cut that to myself. Sure.
Starting point is 02:41:59 Nah, because they look fire together. You guys don't look at anybody as couple goals? No. I don't know these fucking people. Do you? Do you? What the fuck? Do you? Fuck. Well, not anymore.
Starting point is 02:42:08 People are... Recently, actually. Huh? Recently. I mean, there was a point in time in which... Tell us who the couple is going to be. You know what? You suck my dick, okay?
Starting point is 02:42:20 Oh, shit! Fuck you. She's trying to put you in Hollywood, too, eh? Oh, shit! Yo! I don tried to put you in Hollywood too, eh? Oh shit. Yo! Hello! Hello! Yo!
Starting point is 02:42:30 Who was the couple goals? No fucking question. Julia Roberts in a Hollywood? Nobody. But when did you stop having couple goals, is what I want to know. When we started finding out too much about fucking people and realized that they were living a lie.
Starting point is 02:42:42 And realized that we didn't know them. Yeah. That's a fact. That's a fact. I keep that we didn't know them. Yeah. Essentially, yeah. It's a fact. I keep saying it. Yep, essentially. Everybody wanted to be Will and Jada. I remember all you niggas.
Starting point is 02:42:49 Will and Jada love. Will and Jada love. Oh, you mean like I told you about Kiki Palmer when you came in here first year on the job picking her up like you knew her and said she was the black Julia Roberts and all this other shit? No, that was Megan Good. No, no, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:43:03 I was, we were talking about. She knows Sabrina. We were talking about Kiki's likability factor. We were talking about that. That is what we were talking about. Everybody likes Kiki, man. She's the darling. No, and his point was you don't fucking know her.
Starting point is 02:43:14 No, girl. Anyway. She's a Kimmy Mina nigga, man. What else is on my list here? Is Lizzo still canceled? I need to know so I know how to receive her. That's a good question. It's been kind of quiet.
Starting point is 02:43:26 Nigga, she reached out? What? Oh, my phone. No. I thought she was... I was like, salute. You back with your shit? I'm about to send
Starting point is 02:43:35 Fantasia a DM though. I ain't gonna lie. I'm about to spark things back up. My girl got to understand. You know what I mean? Shit looking hot. Fat. She's like, right.
Starting point is 02:43:45 Wait, what? Yo, get off me, yo. Wait. That shit hurt. Wait. Yo. Yo. It's good to help you.
Starting point is 02:43:56 That shit jumped out of him. Just come home, nigga. Just come home. So where? Yo. Yo. Nigga said send him home. No, he said come home. No, he said, come home.
Starting point is 02:44:06 No, he said, come home. Oh, come home. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yo, did y'all see money that outed Scarlett for having bad head? I'm fair. No, I'm sick. Come on.
Starting point is 02:44:15 I crossed my radar. And I had it straight. Pop, pop. Real fast. I guess Scarlett said something about one one of the one or excursions that she had with you and then the dude just black screen oh you try to talk shit bitch yeah it was mid I thought cuz of your lip that shit was gonna be fired I don't want to know back to our Hollywood talk
Starting point is 02:44:49 I don't want to know who has bad mouth yo so you only want to know the good mouth yeah what you talking I only want to know my girl's mouth fire fire. And he be like, China, China, China, China. All this money.
Starting point is 02:45:07 All this winning. It's winning now. It's winning now. All this winning. If you fuck about the snack trips, I'm going to hurt you, nigga. Please. Don't do it. Don't fuck up the snack trips. I got some funny shit to talk about, too.
Starting point is 02:45:24 I got a lot of funny shit to talk about. Talk about it. Talk about it. You can't. What was up? You going to get in trouble? And I was thinking about what you said, man. Please try to get mom and pops on the couch, yo.
Starting point is 02:45:36 No, I'm going to get them on the couch separately. It's not going to happen. Green screen. Wait, hold on. Hold your side. No matter what conversation. Chat GPT dad in there. No matter what conversation you had, you think they won't come together? They're going to fight. Wait, hold your side. No matter what conversation. I'll chat GPT dad in there. No matter what conversation you had,
Starting point is 02:45:45 they won't, you think they won't go together? Oh, they're going to argue. You don't want that outlook to be on camera. No, I don't want it to be in my life. You was there,
Starting point is 02:45:56 you said. I know. I bounce when they fight because they both got to love me no matter the result. So I just get out of there. You leave. I don't like that.
Starting point is 02:46:03 I'm not listening to them fight. They fight over shit that we could talk about if we could talk. Like, just stupid shit. God, I see. Dumb shit.
Starting point is 02:46:13 Hey, my father, I'm going to fuck him up with the time shit. Pop sarcastic. So he'll make you really want to be like, I know she be wanting to fuck him up.
Starting point is 02:46:23 Seriously. Yo, that nigga one time was playing cards. The cops came. Right? So, everybody got quiet. The cops came. So, Joe's father go downstairs, talking to him. So, Mama Faye like, Joey, what they say?
Starting point is 02:46:38 He said, oh, they just want to know who got next. Yo. Yo. Yo, this it's crazy, yo. Nah, when the 500 cops came in Best Buy Theater
Starting point is 02:46:52 looking for me, and Pop told the cops, I'm Joe Button, what's up with y'all? What y'all wanna do? Pop is crazy, dude. So yeah,
Starting point is 02:47:01 they'll get on the couch at separate times. What else? I thought I was getting into something. Let me see here. Lizzo's not canceled. Dwight Howard signs with a Chinese team. You are not low, buddy.
Starting point is 02:47:15 Translator app on deck. What did I mean by that? You know exactly what the fuck you mean. Yo! Yo, don't say it! No! We need a button where we can just mute him. When some shit come up, we got to mute him.
Starting point is 02:47:29 You always look at Pox. Why you keep looking at him? Look at us. No, don't look over here. What's wrong with you? He always give Pox this 1745 ish racism. 247 ish racism. It's me.
Starting point is 02:47:41 He wrote it down. It's racism, right? Bruh, he wrote it down. Translate the app on deck. You ain't low, buddy. He wrote it down. It's racism, right? Bro, he wrote it down. Translate the app on deck. You ain't low, buddy. That's not racist. What if you go to Taiwan? Stop! No, that's not about the price.
Starting point is 02:47:55 We talking about the operation. It's big over there. What? He's talking about Thailand. Bangkok. Don't close your eyes. Keep's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. Bangkok. Yo! Hey! What the fuck? Don't coach on.
Starting point is 02:48:07 Then keep it open, niggas. You said he going to Bangkok. Bangkok. Oh! You okay, man? I'm fucking great. That shit just wrote itself. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:48:22 Putt the ball! No, this one, you just gonna take the ball. What the fuck? Hey! Putt the ball. No, this one, you just gonna take the ball. Hey. Punch the fucking ball. Holy shit. Holy shit. I wanna, can we get an update
Starting point is 02:48:32 on them niggas? Why, yeah. The nigga that said that. Find out about them. It's a high school. Yo, you know who I wanna update on too now that you said that?
Starting point is 02:48:39 This is random, but the dude in that academics interview with Tekashi, the dude that was like we only jacking one rack I want to update on that
Starting point is 02:48:50 we don't jack racks this the only rack I'm jacking he said that and we never heard from him again like Jarrett Carmichael yo
Starting point is 02:49:01 oh man you niggas gotta stop disappearing on us, man. I'm so happy Tekashi's in DR somewhere. He got a statue. Huh? They built him a statue in Cuba. Dwight Howard got a statue.
Starting point is 02:49:14 Yeah, all right. Where they built that? Yep. Let me see. What else I got? Dwight Howard. Dwight Howard, you better not go over there trying that shit. You better relax.
Starting point is 02:49:26 Mel didn't want to talk about the Harvard president for some reason. Seemed a little serious. You good. I like that. I like that. I like that. Let's see. Target Cup.
Starting point is 02:49:43 Well, why you look, Joe? Well, ish, actually. You telling me something about the Florida bus driver? Let's see Target Cup Well why you look Joe Well Ish actually You telling me Something about The Florida bus driver Oh Florida bus driver
Starting point is 02:49:51 Got fired from his job He was making White people go To the back of the bus You're going to jail now You're going to jail now Keep it moving buddy Keep it moving buddy Yo Shout Keep it moving, buddy.
Starting point is 02:50:07 Shout out to that nigga. Yo, I ain't gonna lie, yo. Shout out to that nigga. Get that nigga a Nobel Prize. He got a lot of white people go back there for them to complain. They're like, I don't sit there. Yo, go on the back. No, but it's empty now.
Starting point is 02:50:21 It's reserved. No, no, no. Back. No, matter of fact, you know, I got the double bust. I'm just going to open the back door. Go on the back. Oh, man. Keep walking. Oh, shit. it's empty. No, it's reserved. No, no, no. Back. As a matter of fact, I got the double bus. I'm just going to open the back door. Oh, man. Keep walking. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 02:50:28 That's funny. Jerry, keep on walking, buddy. Jerry. Jerry. Yeah, man. Jerry. Here I go. You guys notice that the back of the bus here...
Starting point is 02:50:37 This doesn't seem right. A white back. Hey, that guy didn't have to sit back here. Oh, shit, man. Oh, man. Oh, boy. Then y'all do that. That's why I love y'all.
Starting point is 02:50:58 What? Y'all get quiet and look for me to say something. Fuck y'all. I thought you were looking for something. Batman the Holiday. Shit. Oh, my boy, I will let you look for your shit. My bad.
Starting point is 02:51:07 Stupid guy. I was trying to talk about Cardi B spinning the block. Yes. I mean, who surprised? Nobody. Yo,
Starting point is 02:51:16 women really got it laid out, bro. Why you say that? You just spin the block when they feel like it. Yeah. What we gonna say? Come on. Get your word. Let's go. The door open we gonna say? Come on You know think the reverse is true women spin the block more than men spin the block here we go, what about isms
Starting point is 02:51:43 How much time you you spend to block? Do they shut it down? Once. You admitted that three times. That's what we see. Man, you admitted three times. You did it. Don't think you're a liar. Your block keeps turning into a cul-de-sac.
Starting point is 02:51:57 It's a dead-end. Your block don't come in. Driveways, parking, washer, dryer. Your block muddy as hell now. It's under construction Driveways, parking, washer dry. Your block muddy as hell now. It's under construction. Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure. Your block keeps turning.
Starting point is 02:52:11 Oh, my Lord. All kinds of pylons and shit. What happened to the neighborhood? Yeah. Look what they did to this place. They let this shit go. God damn it, I'm sorry. Set this shit on fire and let it get a little more and more.
Starting point is 02:52:23 That's why you try to gentrify. Oh, shit. Oh, my then they did it more and more. That's why you try to gentrify. Oh, shit. Oh, my gosh. I have to be more. I know you're not talking, but if I fuck you. I want no problem. Y'all are the gentrified twins.
Starting point is 02:52:35 Oh, man. I'm laughing, too. Oh, shit. I called the sex. This nigga's a fool, son. I think that's a great show. Watch Mel try to spin the block. I ain't got no way to spin the block.
Starting point is 02:52:49 Because there's a skill to it. No, no, no. Don't try to put it on. Oh, if I only had a subject. Don't try to put it on. We hate when you come up with your facts. We don't care about that. That's what it is.
Starting point is 02:52:58 If you had a subject, there's a skill to spinning the block. There is. It is. There's a skill to it. Do you think Mel possessed that skill? It is. There's a skill to it. There's an art to it. Do you think Mel possessed that skill? Nigga, hell no. She don't.
Starting point is 02:53:08 That's not a shot. Hey, buddy, how are you? That's not a shot in hell. Mel, it's hard to look at the newspaper that's not even there when the nigga walking up the block. You don't know how to say hi or nothing. How would you approach your ex, Mel? I don't know, Mel. Mel, my God.
Starting point is 02:53:20 Posting a little workout video. Mel, my God. Nah, nah. We talking about in person. I might do it, nigga. No, no. We talking about in person spinning the block, Jay. You think that do it for the nigga she, oh my God. Nah, nah. We talking about in person. I might do it, nigga. No, no. We talking about in person spin the block, Jay.
Starting point is 02:53:26 You take that do it for the nigga she like? All right, way too Patreon. I'm a fire. We talking about the in person spin the block. We're not talking about the online. We talking about in person
Starting point is 02:53:34 spin the block. When you in the same spot. Oh, you see him over there. When you see him. She ain't never gonna get in person. She ain't gonna get in person. You at your little Brooklyn spot and dude is in there.
Starting point is 02:53:45 Flo Rida walk in. Oh, my God. I am not spinning that fucking block. No, no. You're a football player. Keep going. I'm sorry. You're a football player.
Starting point is 02:53:55 I'm sorry. Huh? You're at a draft party. You are making shit up. You are making shit up. Okay? Wait, what? You told that story.
Starting point is 02:54:03 Yeah, you told us. She can't even keep up with us. Damn, man. Anyways. You told that story Yeah You told us She can't even keep up with her Damn man Anyways You told that story If I was gonna spin the block How would I do it At a draft party Go
Starting point is 02:54:12 Why does it have to be a draft party Okay You in the club Okay And he over there Looking like something new But it was a club With a draft in it
Starting point is 02:54:19 What's wrong with this I get it I would just walk up and say, hey. Hey, stranger. Hey, stranger. Hey, big head. How you doing?
Starting point is 02:54:33 Oh, that old... Damn. But, you know, I would be looking a certain way. You know, that doesn't... I'm very into
Starting point is 02:54:41 the nonverbal communication thing. That's girl's game. And he's in his section, right? Okay, as we make... No hate. I'm not into the non-verbal communication thing. That's girl's game. And he's in his section, right? Okay. As we make the... I'm not about to hate on Mel. I'm about to say that Frankenstein, the werewolf, and all of the monsters in the...
Starting point is 02:54:54 Mel. So what that mean? Mel a monster, nigga? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck out of here. I'm not going to call the... Don't let the potato sack fool you.
Starting point is 02:55:03 Don't let the little potato sack get you fucked up. First things first, I'll eat your brain, Mel. Let's say he's a... Jesus, that's what I'm about to do. I'm trying to get rid of my chicken. Hey. Nah. Nah.
Starting point is 02:55:17 I got a question for you, Mel. Real quick. What? Which one of us would you take to be your wingman to get back your ex which one go oh great question that's a nice question
Starting point is 02:55:28 great question god I wouldn't trust you I would not trust you at fucking all I'll blow that shit up hell yeah it would
Starting point is 02:55:36 there would be no couth no fucking sophistication no nothing and Keno which one of you hmm yeah Flip would try to do a skit and get a nigga his Heisman back.
Starting point is 02:55:48 Yo. Ain't fair. They need to give him his Heisman back. They do need to give him his Heisman back. Mail ticket. Nah. Yo. On my way out the door, right?
Starting point is 02:55:58 Don't sprawl at you, son. Who would I bring? I think it would be a... I wouldn't have lost him if I was a girl. I'm keeping that nigga. That nigga look like a He-Man doll. You blew that. I really didn't.
Starting point is 02:56:12 I really didn't. Anyways, it would be a toss-up between Joe and Ish. Nice. Yeah. A lot of shocker there. Who didn't know that one? Not Mr. Emotionally Mature. No.
Starting point is 02:56:27 You only bring a joke because it's star quality. You fine. See? She agreed. She agreed. She agreed, nigga. She agreed. Yes, thank you, E.
Starting point is 02:56:40 She agreed. This is like the black dude wearing a dress and the white dude wearing a dress. I don't care that she agreed, nigga. You saying it is different. Don't try to diminish or belittle my existence. She would go with Imani or Ish. Nigga, not you, nigga. It's too late.
Starting point is 02:56:54 She picked me already. Look, you want to add niggas on the side. You agree you only bring me because I'm a star. It would play a certain role. It wouldn't be the whole reason. Yeah, I didn't think so. Yeah, it wouldn't be the whole reason.
Starting point is 02:57:11 That's just 85% the reason. Big mouth. Big mouth. Fuck y'all. I don't think I got anything else that's important. Gypsy Rose needs to go back to jail.
Starting point is 02:57:19 Yo, she definitely tried it. Yeah, she tried it. The USA did what? Allows? Oh, never. No, no. Never. No, no, no. I ain't talking about that. Yeah, she tried it. The USA did what? Allows? Oh, okay. Never. No, no. Never.
Starting point is 02:57:28 No, no, no. I ain't talking about that. I don't know. Okay. Why would you write that? You know I don't like that. Leave my handwriting. Okay, fine.
Starting point is 02:57:35 Fuck it. No, no. No. No. No. Okay. No. Okay.
Starting point is 02:57:40 I wanted to come in here and tell, I wanted to leave Lil Boosie versus gay people in 2023. Got it. I don't think that's going nowhere. But I wanted to tell him that he should stop. Like, Boosie is gay people in the world. Yeah, he is. And they're at the movies. And there's even movies about gay people.
Starting point is 02:58:00 Like, enough. Disney movies. Disney movies, too. However the fuck you feel about shit, you could just feel it. Why do I have to continue to read and hear your dismay at gay people at every turn? Enough. The gay people, the young blue contract dispute with a dog. Talk. Talk.
Starting point is 02:58:27 Talk. Somebody, please. Yeah. Tell him. He's not going to stop, dog. Because he thinks it's an agenda. I didn't go see The Color Purple because I saw The Color Purple. But.
Starting point is 02:58:45 This one, it's different. Yeah, the musical. I'm cool. I mean, help me out. What? Where's that tie in? The Color Purple? He's saying he just didn't want to watch it.
Starting point is 02:58:58 Boosie went to go see The Color Purple and said he left with his daughter because it seemed like the movie was trying to promote a lgbtqa plus life but they said they said that the original was about that so then they was it then he was getting i don't want to say attacked but they people responded to him with so you were cool with the the abuse the kid that's when you the kidnapping, the molestation and all this that happened in Color Purple. But you walked out when it was girl on girl and they pulled up all your lyrics, bigging up girl on girl. And I want to tell you all in London, that song that I like that I keep hearing, I'm sure I told you all before, but that line, how can I be homophobic?
Starting point is 02:59:44 My bitch is gay. Don't make you not homophobic. Oh yeah, that's just from London. Because the DJ always cut the music so the whole club could say it. And you see niggas saying it like they saying some Stephen Hawking shit. I wish I would have made up math.
Starting point is 03:00:03 Y'all lucky I didn't make up math. I'm doing some shit. Yo, I'm out of here. He made up math. He did have made up math. You're lucky I didn't make up math. I'm doing some shit. Yo, I'm out of here. He made up math. He did not make up math. What he made up? He got a special chair. He was.
Starting point is 03:00:13 He made, he got his own chair. With a design, unique design. He was a theoretical physicist. That chair come from a, what, sharper image? No, it was specially made. He got the sharper image shit that they used to sit in the store big shit used to sit in that
Starting point is 03:00:27 shit go sit in there wrap your legs around and shit yo we such niggas yo I went in sharper
Starting point is 03:00:35 image and just broke shit and left I don't know how this works oh shit everything in that dropped it
Starting point is 03:00:41 gotta go and they never said nothing to me, man. Shout out to Sharpie Emmett. And shout out to Bed, Bath & Beyond. I'm just talking now. Fuck it. Shout out to all the places that just let you return shit that you used. Mad times. I'ma miss that.
Starting point is 03:00:55 Nordstrom's. Nordstrom's. Nordstrom's was a scam in college. Your rent was late? Yeah, Ferragamo's gotta go back. Yeah, these Ferragamos gotta go back. Yeah, Ferragamos gotta go back. You in favor
Starting point is 03:01:09 of rent being late? No. Oh. Fuck no. Have a check. Nigga. Gotta keep your They tearing you up.
Starting point is 03:01:16 What? They are tearing you up in these comments, boy. About what? About the homeowner, the homeowner buyer shit. Yo, if we could do that through the year, like say some shit comments for. About what? About the homeowner, the homeowner buyer shit. They out there. Yo,
Starting point is 03:01:26 if we could do that through the year, like say some shit and just get tore up, we lit. Don't you stupid. Nigga told me yo dog. Nevermind.
Starting point is 03:01:35 I ain't gonna say that. What else? Is there anything else that's burning a hole in your heart, in your souls, in your spirits? Let me see.
Starting point is 03:01:43 What else I got down here? Your hearts, your souls, and your spirits. Let me see. What else I got down here? Cardi B crashed out on the fans and then went to go fuck her dude. And there's a lot of y'all out there that spun the block on your nigga for New Year's Eve. A lot. A lot of y'all. Holiday season's good for that.
Starting point is 03:01:58 A lot of y'all. Yeah, but it was a lot of them that was. Put the little fight to the side. Yeah. Yeah. Nigga, you got emergency dick in the glass you're gonna break it but why they act like that's such a shameful act who do the girls they don't want nobody to know they did it the other girls or the girls themselves that are doing it the girls that
Starting point is 03:02:15 are spinning the block spinning the block they don't want that no even if it's on your man right you just cursed this nigga out called them all types of names publicly All kinds of bitches Yeah I know There you go Late at night And you ain't just a regular You can't just go fuck with anybody Gotta watch my back I'm not just anybody
Starting point is 03:02:36 I had a good laugh with my girl Whenever I was cheating Her algorithm gave her all the memes That said keep playing with me and I'm going to go get that nigga from you. She a petty bitch. Their algorithm
Starting point is 03:02:53 must have been the same. Bitch start clapping back. Yo, peep it. Today in the middle of war. You don't even know what's going on. Today done. Oh, God.
Starting point is 03:03:04 That shit was the best. It's best to just be cool. Yeah, best. It's best to just be cool. Yeah, man. It's just best to be cool. That shit a headache, man. Because of bitches. Boy, I got to wash my body. I'm not just kidding.
Starting point is 03:03:19 Definitely. It'll start your shit, yo. I'm out of here. Smart man. Smart man. I'm going to David Yerman. That little David Yerman line been long. I'm watching y'all.
Starting point is 03:03:33 Y'all niggas is proposing out there. I'm going to do it. I'm going to David Yerman. With what? All right, so my girl, find your lawyer. Let's do it. Lawyer up, ma. It's coming.
Starting point is 03:03:49 You ain't got one? I got a lawyer for you. Iron clad. Come on, let's get this done early. I got a lawyer for you. So we can get back to love. If y'all don't laugh, it'll get awkward. If y'all don't laugh, it's like y'all don't laugh it's like a real thing
Starting point is 03:04:05 but we wanted to get awkward throw a little laughter no we want you to come back and say yo yo my girl I heard this shit let me see uh do uh
Starting point is 03:04:13 her lawyer kicking my lawyer ass now she ain't got this nigga uh I want somebody to tell Karisha to shut the fuck up what did she say now
Starting point is 03:04:23 what did she say now because they comparing on the Cat Williams interview. They said Cat Williams, Club Shaysha ain't nothing but the male version of Karisha, please. What? I heard people say that. That's what they said. He was up there spilling tea. He spilled a lot of tea.
Starting point is 03:04:39 It was guy tea. So I get the correlation. But every time somebody say anything about Carisha please in the show here she come gotta call me on my dick if y'all hate me leave me alone it's like dog dog you in the field you in the field now
Starting point is 03:04:55 that's true this is the field it's a blessing for people to mention your name and your show whenever some shit get moving that is the blessing that's not the time for you to come and curse out everybody that's comparing you to nobody but greats but you know what they're not comparing your show to bums they're not comparing your shoulder to unsuccessful shows like dog just stop learn that, though. This crash out culture is trash.
Starting point is 03:05:26 She has to learn that, Joe. Cool, but learn it then. Learn it. You done dissed every nigga in the world that said something about this show. You spent a whole New Year's Eve kicking my back, and I ain't say a word.
Starting point is 03:05:36 Look, coming from where she came from, she's new into this space. She don't really know how to move in here yet. I don't give a fuck about that. Learn. In what space? The content space. Not the music space. Criticism is criticism is criticism.
Starting point is 03:05:54 Rappers criticize niggas all the time. They clap back. They do that. It's totally different. It's kind of like welcomed in that space. Not only is it a blessing that this is happening. I mean, I won't try to get you to see it that way. But not only is this a blessing, you not in the field enough even to say none of this shit you say.
Starting point is 03:06:17 Like niggas are saying that to me. You're not there enough. I'm sick of it, yo. I'm sick of these fucking privileged, entitled podcasters. I'm at dinner last night. Going out to smoke. Girl at the bar, tell me, hey, real quick, you have a podcast.
Starting point is 03:06:34 I want to start a podcast. I said, this sounds like it's about to be long. Let's get to the punch. She says, how do I get paid in podcasting? she says, how do I get paid in podcasting?
Starting point is 03:06:50 Oh my God, ma. Is that what you stopped the smoke break to say? How about just go start? You don't even have nothing yet. You didn't start nothing. And you think about payment. You privileged fucks.
Starting point is 03:07:05 Go do it. Hear how it sound. Maybe try to get better at the creative. Same shit happened to rap. Work on your show. Work on your audience. And then when you busy working on all that shit, then you can say, now, how do I get paid from this? Because at this point, you don't even know who you trying to get paid by. They don't.
Starting point is 03:07:24 Who's your audience? Who's paying for this content? What is the content? Who the fuck are you? Fam, they see I'm broke. Man. There's money out there. How do I get it?
Starting point is 03:07:35 I'm sorry if I sound frustrated. No, you should sound frustrated. But I'd be wanting to help the people. Where you from? But no, I'd be wanting to help the people. But I get this out of it too, dog. I can't help the people if the first thing you say out your mouth before episode one is how do I get paid from this? That's because they really think that it's money everywhere.
Starting point is 03:07:54 You got to go talk to some of the people that started rapping for a check. Like, I started rapping because I love this shit. Like, money always came later. It had to start with the love. I woke up in an amazing mood this morning. I told y'all I applied all different seven facial things that the little spa lady scammed and sold
Starting point is 03:08:16 to me. I felt great coming to see y'all, sit here, let's talk, let's kick it, let's get back together. I love this shit. You had the mud on your face. Huh? I got a moment Yeah, looks like it Looks more moisturized Like a Hollywood wife.
Starting point is 03:08:48 All right. He look like he got some Botox? One of them niggas about to get you? Oh, come on. Come on, guys. I don't act. Oh, man. I don't do no acting.
Starting point is 03:08:59 You didn't want to write a book, though, right? Yeah, what that guy do with acting? I'm publishing houses. Them authors go through it. They ain't going through that. Author boys. You ain't hear about the author boys?
Starting point is 03:09:06 The author boys. The author boys. You ain't hear about the author boys, huh? I didn't. New York Times bestseller. When it starts taking too long to publish,
Starting point is 03:09:15 something got to get published. Yeah, I self-published. You got to publish something else. Self-published. Oh, please. That book would be in a sewer somewhere.
Starting point is 03:09:22 No, it won't. You out your mind. Self-published. Whenever you get trying to see what it be, you're going to learn what self-publish mean. You're going to sell a book. Then you'll come back walking backwards to the publishing house. No, I won't. Walking backwards.
Starting point is 03:09:34 You walk backwards. Walking backwards. Did you walk backwards? I didn't put a book out. No, you did some other things. Such as? Oh, wrote a hit at 21. Hit a home run any time I was called up to bat had the highest
Starting point is 03:09:46 views and ratings and love of hip-hop history what else i did uh broke ground so you walk back digital only features what else i did so you walk backwards no oh okay that's what i was asking oh you're trying to get me to be down no i don't try to get what you're trying to get me to be down you might already be there not at all i ain't shave my ass. You did. I know. I ain't give up now. Talk to me like I didn't shave my ass. You did. Talk to me like I didn't shave my ass.
Starting point is 03:10:09 I didn't sell mine. Exactly. All right then. Exactly. There you go. Yeah. And you might as well sell some ass. You out your motherfucking mind.
Starting point is 03:10:16 Yo, you was out there pitching. Oh, shit. Does anybody else have anything that is burning a hole in their heart, mind, soul, or spirit? It's fucked up that Corey hit as an atheist. Can't even say thank God? That's crazy that the atheist be in God's favor like that. He's trying to bring him back. Y'all think that's wild?
Starting point is 03:10:37 He's trying to bring Corey back. Yo, what's wrong with you? Who did you thank? Like, what did you? Oh, thank the universe. Larry Bird. Some stupid shit. Larry Bird. Some stupid shit. Larry Bird.
Starting point is 03:10:48 Some dumb shit. Larry Bird, you pity me. Joe Montana. Yeah. Hey, Cory. This nigga's stupid, yo. All right, y'all good, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 03:10:57 Any more sex abuse we need to report on? No, we got... I think we covered it all. All right, good. Patriot. A new role doesn't require how to speak about those things. Be careful.
Starting point is 03:11:05 Good job. I can't wait to see what the new role is. She came in here and showed her ass. She did good. I ain't gonna lie. It's going to theaters. Sipping on water.
Starting point is 03:11:13 It's going to theaters. Home theaters. She's shaking with Netflix. Tubi? It's not Tubi. Netflix though. Okay, listen. Don't shit on Tubi. I'm not shitting on Tubi. Angie shit got me tight. listen. Don't shit on Tubi, man.
Starting point is 03:11:25 I'm not shitting on Tubi. Angie shit got me tight. Don't let this TV shit get to your head and you start acting funny, nigga. I'll fry your ass up. Don't let it go to your head,
Starting point is 03:11:32 man. Don't let it go to your head. Let's see here. Do we have a part of the show that we love? Do y'all think Mel is committed to misunderstanding men?
Starting point is 03:11:47 I'm going to read that one. Oh, this is YN. Ah, what up, YN? YN. Hey, YN. Hello. Is this on the news now? That's it.
Starting point is 03:11:58 It's a question. Hey, JBN gents, question. Do y'all think Mel is committed to misunderstanding men? Currently listening to Homie Court. And at 40 minutes and nine seconds, as a female day one listener who's loved the dynamic of an all-male pod. Hold up, you get crazy now. I'll cut you off.
Starting point is 03:12:16 Watch yourself. I wanted to add a different perspective to Mel being the sole woman on the pod. For me, it's been a challenge to remain engaged. Oh, shit, she firing. Good for you, too. It's been a challenge to remain engaged when Mel refutes accountability or meanders around topics.
Starting point is 03:12:32 It's a challenge listening to the female representation on the show differ so vastly from women I know, the other beauties you've had on, and myself. I'm sure being raised by hip-hop culture and reality rappers, West Coast rappers, makes me more used to masculine tones and opinions. Watching E speak for Mel's possible thoughts
Starting point is 03:12:52 is mansplaining. But because it's in Mel's favor, there's no protest. Mel loud-talking Mel loud-talking Ice the same way Ice asked E not to do to him Gets permitted
Starting point is 03:13:07 Because he already described Feeling like he's walking on eggshells When it comes to conversing with Mel The lack of accountability Mel embodies during topics like these Is why I stopped listening to other Female dominated podcasts So I want to ask the guys
Starting point is 03:13:23 Do y'all feel like Mel is dedicated to misunderstanding men slash y'all? P.S. I also recognize her contrast as a plus to the show for conversations like these. So please keep going Mel. But the question
Starting point is 03:13:39 remains. I read that in real time if anybody thinks I'm trying to do a pile on Mel, I didn't know she was going to say that. I didn't know she was going that way. It just seemed a little juicy. Don't attack me. I think it's somewhere in between. Mel. She didn't ask me shit. She didn't ask Mel. She asked y'all.
Starting point is 03:13:58 That was hate. I wasn't. It wasn't hate. The tone. The tone. The tonality. Definitely. Gentlemen, come on so we can get this going. No, because it was accusatory, so that's why I said it like that. But go on. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 03:14:11 That's speculation. Meow. No, it wasn't fucking speculation. That's speculation. Meow. That's hate. That's fucking hate. So two women couldn't have any kind of disagreement or discourse.
Starting point is 03:14:22 Reverse. Reverse. It's immediately a cat fight that is some bullshit that's super sexist but i would like to hear everybody's opinion in the room since she asked for it well she asked for it from the men so it's not two women can have a disagreement because she didn't ask anything to you i'm talking about the fact that my response why wait they don't i don't know why that shit. I didn't know that shit. Why? I don't know. Tell me.
Starting point is 03:14:47 Because it's reductive. What? What does that mean? It basically, it's undermining. Doing a cat call? Yes. But that's not a cat call. Huh? That's not a cat call. That's not a cat call. That's basically an insinuation that it's a cat fight.
Starting point is 03:15:04 Yeah, but why is that reductive? But if cats are fighting. Really? I'm asking. Teach me. I never heard that being made. Are we cats because we have pussies? Uh-oh.
Starting point is 03:15:15 Ew. Is that what you went with? Reverse card. Get out of there. Oh, she pulled the pussy card. Get out of there. Gentlemen. I just never heard that.
Starting point is 03:15:23 I didn't know women were offended by that. Oh, yeah, they don't like that. To answer the question. What? Yeah, they don't like that. Yo, look at the things that women get to not like. Hold up for a second.
Starting point is 03:15:34 Wait, hold up. Wait, no. Fuck that. Are we not dogs anymore? Wait, wait, no. We had to just receive that like it was... I obtained that.
Starting point is 03:15:43 I obtained it too. Yes. I do. I obtained it too. Yes. I do. I obtained it. There you go. Gentlemen. To answer the question directly...
Starting point is 03:15:50 Holy shit. That's crazy. I'm about to crack a shit. You called us dogs earlier this year, last year. Just wanted to
Starting point is 03:15:55 love you. Mad shit. We can't be out. I love cats. I'm a cat. You know I'm a cat person? Me too. Oh, fuck it.
Starting point is 03:16:02 Gentlemen. I bet. Gentlemen. fuck it. Not bad. Gentlemen. Not bad. Gentlemen. Tag team. Still gentlemen. I've been trying to answer. Ice has been trying to talk for two minutes. To answer her question directly, no, I don't think Mel deliberately tries to misunderstand men.
Starting point is 03:16:17 No. I think Mel is just, she thinks differently than we do. I think she also plays into the content creation aspect of it where she argues for the sake of arguing. I think it's somewhere in between. Yeah, I agree. I don't think she tries to misunderstand us at all. I think she don't get us. I just think she's oblivious. Mel's been in a shell for a long time. Sorry.
Starting point is 03:16:37 She's been in a shell for a long time. This Hollywood shell. And she's oblivious to a lot of real nigga shit. So being around us, you know what I mean? She's seen a lot of real nigga shit. And she's oblivious to a lot of real nigga shit. So being around us, you know what I mean? She's seen a lot of real nigga shit. And it's shocking in real time. It's like putting a white person in the middle of the projects. Right?
Starting point is 03:16:53 They shocked. Yo, hey. Back of the bus. I see what you did. Culture shock. Culture shock a little bit. I don't think Mel goes out her way to misunderstand us. I agree with Parks on that.
Starting point is 03:17:04 She takes a different approach for argument's sake. Yeah. No, that's facts. Ish. That's what you're waiting for? No, I heard you. No. She asked all the guys, and you all have spoken, but he hasn't.
Starting point is 03:17:20 I know he got a lot to say. He hasn't spoken again. This guy's a nutcase. No, I don't think that she... She basically said that I'm committed to misunderstanding you guys, so start there. I think for the sake of the pod, we create a dynamic of contention.
Starting point is 03:17:49 Are you a hostage? Let's just go to sleep. I think for the creation and cremation and curation of the dynamic, it could go either way. You think it's a hostage? You got to read for the dynamic. It could go either way. You feel him? You feel him? I don't think he was finished. I was getting my words together. I think for the sake of the pod, for debate's sake
Starting point is 03:18:22 and for conversation's sake, you kind of want to approach some topics from two different sides and give two different perspectives. I think it makes for good conversation. So I think that's oftentimes what she does. So do you think she deliberately misunderstands men? I just said no, it's not a misunderstanding.
Starting point is 03:18:36 I think it's just for conversation's sake. He is not reading from a paper and he's not being held hostage. He is safe. Now, how do you really feel? We just freed you. Was that answer satisfactory to women across the land? Yeah, but I want to address a couple of things.
Starting point is 03:18:56 Oh. Fuck that. Can you go back to it? To the part of the show? Oh, shit. She wants to break down and answer the question. To the part of the show? Oh shit, she wants to break down and answer the question.
Starting point is 03:19:08 What's interesting is a couple of my phrases, like meandering and committed to misunderstanding, that was used. That's hate, and you taught. So then there is the part where she says... The other beauties that you had on the show and myself i'm sure being raised by hip-hop culture and reality rappers um example west coast rappers makes me more used to masculine tones and opinions that yes that definitely makes us very very different that is not my story and so coming into this particular environment was extremely um it's extremely different from anything that i'd ever been used to and i've said this numerous
Starting point is 03:19:55 times i have made mention of the fact that i find it so wild how differently men and women actually think and i'm actually getting a little fucking irritated with the fact that people want to latch onto this narrative that I don't accept accountability because I think that there was an excellent example of me accepting accountability when you played something real time for me and I had no choice but to give my automatic, authentic,
Starting point is 03:20:21 didn't know what was coming reaction. And we know what that was about. That was a couple of weeks ago. And I issued an apology. I don't have a problem with accountability. I don't know where that narrative is kind of coming from, but it's kind of getting on my fucking nerves. So she's absolutely right in certain things where I don't really understand a certain alpha male mentality because I haven't really been kind of subject to it. Maybe I have lived a little bit of a sheltered life or whatever the case is,
Starting point is 03:20:54 but yeah, it's different. But I don't think that I lack accountability. We love you, man. Yeah, we love you. Thank you. We love you. We got your back. Thank you.
Starting point is 03:21:04 You don't have to stay In the projects by yourself Thank you Alright but you gotta Stay with us You can't get You can't get caught One of them niggas
Starting point is 03:21:12 Catch you I swear to god I will not leave You be walking Barefoot Catch you This time Stand with us
Starting point is 03:21:20 I will have Don't try to go Across the street This time No no no, no. We will be linked in arms. All right,
Starting point is 03:21:27 so I'm not working with Ben. No, we'll be linked in arms. All right. I'm not going nowhere. Let's practice.
Starting point is 03:21:34 Let's practice. Don't stand in that corner. Niggas piss in that corner. Oh my God, what's that smell? Oh! Oh, we don't know these time blocks.
Starting point is 03:21:51 We don't know where these time blocks. What? I'm just fucking with you. Um. Crazy. All right, sleepers, sleepers, sleepers. Sleepers, sleepers. Where'd you get those sleepers?
Starting point is 03:22:04 Why not? Sleepers, sleepers, where'd you get those sleepers? Why not? Round of applause, ladies make that Whoa, whoa, it's cheap, slow, hold up, don't lose my bop, don't lose, yeah, don't lose the bop Stoneboy, more of you, let's go, let's go Now who ma' be this? The body the tantalizer Ma' give one more pickin' Mm-hmm, ma' got the ass, you see
Starting point is 03:22:44 Nobody we got to find us, girl But you be unique, yeah I got the ass, you see Nobody will get the final scars But you be unique, yeah Baby, you know I can get enough I want more of you Baby, you know I can get enough I want more of you, you, you Oh my, send me who I'm in love Send me who I'm in love
Starting point is 03:23:16 Send me who I'm in love Send me who I'm in love Yeah, send me who I'm in die You kiss me one thing Baby, never put me by the long thing Tell her what I give you all night things And I woulda never do wrong things, wrong things Baby, make me wrong things In all your direction, I'm pointing
Starting point is 03:23:39 Because you bring me more than one thing For you be the one I'm longing, longing Baby, wipe on it with him, bounce on it with him Rock on it with him and jump on it with him Wipe on it with him, wipe on it with him I love your love Wipe on it with him, bounce on it with him Rock on it with him and jump on it with him Wipe on it with him, wipe find it within my love, yeah love Baby, baby, you know I can't get enough I want more of you Baby, baby, you know I can't get enough
Starting point is 03:24:18 I want more of you Oh, baby, send me who I'm in love Send me who I'm in love Send me who I'm in love Send me who I'm in love It's brand new music from Stoneboy That's called More If you available in your phone right now
Starting point is 03:24:48 It's my vibe, man Rock on, hit me, man I got you I don't ever hear you getting this bag You know what I mean? You can text me I'll text them to you while I'm in the spot You know what I mean?
Starting point is 03:25:05 It don't just have to be Travis Scott water With Tyler You know what I mean? You can text me. I'll text them to you while I'm in the spot. You know what I mean? It don't just have to be Travis Scott water with Tyler. You know what I mean? I can get you out of that mix. But shout out to you though. Shout out to you though. That was shady as hell.
Starting point is 03:25:17 That 10 minutes I was up there trying to DJ, I got a whole new respect for them niggas. That shit ain't easy, bro. It's not easy. You go ahead and play
Starting point is 03:25:23 some shit you think is a little bop. It's a bop to you. It ain't bopping out there. Man, you play some shit that the two DJs earlier played five times. You wasn't there. You didn't hear it.
Starting point is 03:25:36 It's tough. Respect to the DJs, man. Shout out to y'all. 50 years of hip-hop. Salute, salute, salute. I ain't seen enough about DJs for 50 years of hip-hop last year. I didn't. I didn't. Nasty-ass hip-hop. Salute, salute, salute. I ain't seen enough about DJs for 50 years of hip-hop last year. I didn't. I didn't. That's true. I didn't.
Starting point is 03:25:49 Nasty-ass hip-hop celebration they did. That is true. Don't get me talking to sound like Cap Williams, man. That's my man. All right. Y'all see Joe Rogan? Y'all see Joe Rogan? Yeah. Huh?
Starting point is 03:25:58 See Joe wants to talk about white people. Will he clap back? No. No, he invited him up. No, he invited him up. Come on up here, buddy. If you can get 15 million out of him in one day, see what these white people are doing. No, he invited him up. No, he invited him up. Come on up here, buddy. If you can get 15 million out of him in one day, see what these white people are doing.
Starting point is 03:26:07 Yeah, he said, I've always loved and respected Cat Williams. I fuck with everything Joe Rogan is doing for all becoming comedians, too. He is. He's doing a lot out there in Austin. I can't lie, but it's black comedian time, nigga. It's our shit. We don't need you to come. He can come to me.
Starting point is 03:26:24 He can come to Gilly or somebody. Get your fucking successful ass out of here. I hate when niggas make 100 mil a year to come play in your ballpark. Don't you hate when them niggas bring their dog to the dog park? Eskimo, Alaskan, fluffy. Yo, man, get that dog out of here, man. Come on, nigga.
Starting point is 03:26:41 I got a pit from the barbershop they was selling. $200. Pit just had six babies. I lucked out that day. This nigga stole it, Jamie. I bought this pit off of Clark Kent. What the fuck is he talking about? Corey, you remember when I had beef with the nigga that had the wolf dog that always walked on our block with that wolf dog that could kill my two dogs?
Starting point is 03:27:02 So I had to try to kill him. This nigga here. I had to plot and try to kill him his animal shouldn't have been in america and he didn't live on the block i remember he used to be oh so he coming over there showing off you know remember used to be arguing somebody i remember i remember this one man that nigga every other night he started talking fly to me but he always had that killer dog with him had to plot try to catch him alone and he was never alone i me, but he always had that killer dog with him. Had the plot. Can't try to catch him alone. And he was never alone.
Starting point is 03:27:29 I followed him a whole four blocks one day. Get this, Nicky. I found out where he lived. That's what stopped it. He lived around the way. I meant to fucking go throw some shit at his house. I fucked it up. Killer ass dog.
Starting point is 03:27:40 Anyway, go ahead, man. I'm sorry. All good, man. Mel. Yes. You can't attack the part of the show. You can't. When they do part of the show, you can't. Oh, I missed a point.
Starting point is 03:27:52 Shut up. Good for me. Yeah, yeah. You want to learn? I missed a point about Imani. I don't think that what you did was mansplaining. Just because it benefited me what your explanation was, I don't think that that was mansplaining.
Starting point is 03:28:04 Let me tell you what I think. And Drar sat up there and he said something no no he said something where he where he was literally flip yo mel yo we just want to have fun i know but it's a point he was she said something about amani and i want to take me down the tunnel this is your third time doubling back to the part of the show. And she's wrong. He's mansplaining. Okay, no, no, no. It's definitely mansplaining.
Starting point is 03:28:29 It's mansplaining. No, no, no, no, no. The only thing that I will say, I'll just sum it up by saying this. Sometimes the message is only received for men by men. Sometimes there is messaging that you guys cannot receive if it's being said by a woman. But let a man say it, you guys process it and receive it. It's just... it's just oh you mean like hey they're making us wear dresses in hollywood to succeed got you got you is that what you mean no that wasn't what i meant but if you want to use that as an example feel free i was free okay i just want to play my sleep that's it I want to go to sleep.
Starting point is 03:29:07 She said, y'all said Wanya. What's her name? Wanya. That's why you said that. Wanya. Wanya. Oh, that's fucked up. Explain to Sleeper, man.
Starting point is 03:29:15 I'm trying. Wanya kids will not stop singing. Y'all niggas don't go eat some applesauce. Sit down. Sit down. God damn it. Poor niggas. And y'all look like him. All y'all niggas don't go eat some applesauce. Sit down. Shit play. God damn it. Little niggas. And y'all look like him.
Starting point is 03:29:28 All y'all look like him. And I was outside for the end of the road. Every time I got to open my screen, it's four new Wanya's crooning. I know. That nigga was doing a lot of fucking when I Make Love To You came out. That nigga popped them out. Well, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:29:44 Yeah. Wanya was doing some fucking. Four seasons. Make Love To You came out. That nigga popped them out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wanya was doing some fucking. Four seasons. I wish. We need that doc, too. The real beef behind Boyz II Men. I keep trying to get it out of Sean Stockman, but them niggas are too gentleman-like.
Starting point is 03:29:57 Somebody got to fall out. And they give you the money. When you got some legacy catalog, we have the rest of our lives to piece it up and eat. Somebody got to go broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when you get to go broke. Normally, niggas go broke. We're long together.
Starting point is 03:30:15 I go broke. That's when I go knocking on Michael Bivens' door. Uh-uh, buddy. Come on. Come on out, you little. Give me some of that. Another bad creation. All of the Bell Biv, New or Dead, all of the Bell Bib, Black Street, everybody.
Starting point is 03:30:29 Ice, play a song. Please. I've been trying to introduce my sweet boy. All you have to do is hit play. I got to say what the fucking song is, bro. Not if you didn't get paid. You can just play it. I don't get paid for songs.
Starting point is 03:30:39 If you didn't get paid, all you got to do is hit the sideways triangle. Push your mic back. Thank you. Anyway. No, no. Push your mic back. I don't care. Push your mic back. Now, thank you. BG Gucci man.
Starting point is 03:30:56 Push your mic back. I just pulled it close to me to say you ate with those. I didn't see those. You ate with those. If that's what you're doing in 2024, I like that. That's fly. Thank you. That's different than my Ivers that. That's fly. Thank you. I'm accepting the compliment. That's different than my Iversons. That's fly. These are Iversons.
Starting point is 03:31:07 Those are Iversons? These are Iversons. Those are good Iversons. Can he play the fucking record, bro? I wish he would. Can you buy a sweatshirt that fit? In 2024. It's not XS anymore.
Starting point is 03:31:21 Alright, hold on. Don't play the record. It's not extra small. Let me ask you a question. It's not extra small no more. Hey, nigga, who the fuck you think I am? Who you think I am? Who you think I am? XS anymore. All right, hold on. Don't play the record. It's not extra small. Let me ask you a question. It's not extra small no more. Hey, nigga, who the fuck you think I am? Who you think I am? Who you think I am?
Starting point is 03:31:28 And Sweats that fit. Why you keep playing with me, boy? And Sweats that fit. Huh? Now, don't look down, nigga. Look at me. Stop playing with me up here. You keep doing it.
Starting point is 03:31:35 Nigga, yeah, I saw what they said, too. Nigga, I ain't no... Stop fucking with me. I'm going to turn up on you. Stop. What was that something? Stop playing with me. All that shit, you've been taking shots at me for a long time this whole year after I signed.
Starting point is 03:31:44 Nigga, fuck that shit you've been taking shots at me for a long time this whole year after I signed. Fuck that shit. Let's stop. Let's move on. Let's let it go. Yeah, I'm sorry, bro. Hey, bro. Gucci Man BG Paperweight. Show us the S-Team list with the rock on it.
Starting point is 03:31:57 Oh, he wasn't in the rap. He wasn't on it. I'm standing on the cold always. I'm standing on law. Believe it or no another way You can say you this, and you can say you that That paperwork's safe, that's just a motherfuckin' ride So don't act like you real, when you know you a bitch
Starting point is 03:32:14 And stay the fuck from round me, I ain't fuckin' with no snitch, nigga You can say you this, and you can say you that That paperwork's safe, that's just a motherfuckin' ride So don't act like you real, when you know you a bitch And stay the fuck from round, I ain't fuckin' with no snitch I done lost a lot of homies to this game I'm in 50% to the grave or the half to the pen Every time I look around, hood buryin' a G
Starting point is 03:32:36 Wonderin' if the next week they gon' be buryin' me Carryin' me on a fresh white T-Wan me The way that these niggas rettin' at the shit shit scannin' me They breakin' every rule, that's taught in the game Cause season, you fool, know what all the salt in the game Soften they lame, bitch niggas ain't standin' for shit Goin' out like Nino Brown, takin' a stand on the clique What's happenin' with this? Lookin' at him like, what's happenin' with that?
Starting point is 03:32:59 Nigga, that's your label, that's your main man, that's a rat Shockin' your herd, thinkin' to yourself, how could this be? How could I not see? All these years he was rockin' with me, that's your main man, that's a rat Shocking your herd, thinking to yourself How could this be, how could I not see All these years he was rocking with me, that's how it be Enemy be right under your wing Think fast, always mow your lawn Snakes in the grass sneak as fuck Gotta prepare yourself for the strike
Starting point is 03:33:15 If you don't, and they bite, it could cost you your life Real talk, know this shit I spit Come straight from the heart, every word and every ball You could take it as long Like true to myself, so you know I'm true to this shit I Every word and every ball You can take it as law Like true to myself So you know I'm true to this shit I be cool and I'll kick it With that foolishness quick Hooligan shit Full of these FNs and rugas with dicks Fuck that boot em up nigga
Starting point is 03:33:33 Be on that shoot em up shit You can say you this And you can say you that That paperwork's safe That she's a motherfuckin' rat So don't act like you real When you know you a bitch And stay the fuck from round me I ain't fuckin' with no snitch, nigga You can say you this And you can say you that That people work safe That you's a motherfuckin' rat So don't act like you real When you know you a bitch And stay the fuck from round me I ain't fuckin' with no snitch, nigga
Starting point is 03:33:58 I was in the courtroom I couldn't believe my eyes Dog took the stand against me This shit had me surprised He pointed his finger at me he say it's Mr. Davis They gave that bitch immunity, cause that's the way he played it Ain't fuckin' with these snitches, ain't fuckin' with no rats She's either stay your distance, or I'll put one in your hat Niggas sneak dissin', haters dry snitchin' We rockin' by snitches, so they gon' die snitches
Starting point is 03:34:20 I told Jizzle the game changed, they got switches And B-Star now over dirty ass bitches But nothing really changed, these niggas still tellin' The P.O.'s and the po-po's make it hard for a felon You can say you this, and you can say you that That paperwork's saved, that you's a motherfuckin' rat So don't act like you ready That's paperwork, Gucci Mane, BG, off of their collab album, Choppers and Bricks
Starting point is 03:34:42 Again, I've told y'all before that that project shocked the shit out of me. BG sounds amazing to have just done this time and come out rapping like this. It's a good project. Yeah. BG, did you just win?
Starting point is 03:34:53 Real quick? I didn't. He just win. He just win. He just win, yeah. I gotta check it. We're going upstate. This is Great God
Starting point is 03:35:00 featuring Rome Streets, Avant-Garde. Yeah. It's Great God featuring Rome Streets, Avant Garde. Chicks wanna sink they teeth in The clothes you buy to wear to the club I go to sleep in The neighbors know my name is in cursive in the deep end I told you pussies that I'm a wolf, I don't wear sheaf skin You always talking shit, guy Should I continue? All you need to have is a bird and you on the menu
Starting point is 03:35:35 Like security, I'd follow you to the venue I never liked you suck-ass rappers and don't pretend to So I'd be damned if I scuffed my booty, go back and forth with a purse- rapper they think he cute no I'm different a raptor vertical mint a my watch faces Tiffany not my sneaks Caprini and y'all move the crab like I drew the gap if you die for the Gucci slacks the shoes is two racks But I ain't skiing, hopping out the European Your bitch trash, I wouldn't pee on your BM
Starting point is 03:36:10 I been shining like light when it hit 3M Fiend smoke it out of the soda can He don't need stem The spot where the bum niggas at, I never be in Fly nigga with a attitude, I'm MC Ren Addicts is my friends, they get extra if they bring me sales I let them sniff the residue under my fingernails Bring a scale, you niggas will never measure up
Starting point is 03:36:30 A rapper that pose in bitch clothes, never next to us You niggas weird and your songs garbage Quit this rap shit, we need more workers in the fish market Fuckin' ain't just a big target No tattoos, I draw on the artists, now we daily departed Trench coat gallery department got a girl i nicknamed dumb her head is retarded as heaven god great god and robe streets
Starting point is 03:36:58 i'm going to i'm going to uh the young lady's name is Jessica Domingo The song is Could Have Been You It's the remix Let's hear it It's just too late For you to come around All your mistakes I wish you would have learned by now
Starting point is 03:37:24 That I was the one, and you knew it too But I found someone who could have been you I was the one who could have been you I'm here to hold you now If only you had made a move I just got nothing on for you Life and life and life's endless Late late late late Even when we were nothing Boy am I remorseful All of our pasts we did less, we were almost there when you said
Starting point is 03:38:14 Cause I still think that it could happen Every time I was on the floor Could have been one little hole to fill If only you had made a move This could have been all for you Still the best you've never had And it's such a shame That you keep on coming back To let this go to waste Once you said that you weren't ready
Starting point is 03:38:56 I lost you already You apologized But now you're laying more regret I don't wanna be I don't wanna be Blushing I never feel the way I used to I realize it's too late to take me back. It's the Could Have Been You remix.
Starting point is 03:39:42 Pastels, Jessica Domingo, and Rayleigh? Parks, you got mine? I do. Okay. Mine is called Lose You by Luna Mia. I tend to get in my head Making mountains out of sand Hoping that you'll climb in for me Nightmares of you leaving me
Starting point is 03:40:28 For something I couldn't see Waking me up out of my sleep Would you give me a sign That it's gonna be alright, all right are the stars still alive oh I don't wanna lose you The harder I hold you, the more you slip away I know I can't keep living this way I don't wanna lose you
Starting point is 03:41:21 What a surprise There you go, we go looking my concerns again But at the same time, I've never been good at speaking my mind Got a million things that I wanna say If I say it wrong then you might walk away So I keep quiet and solve the problem so I'm laying beside it Would you give me a sign that it's gonna be alright, alright Are the stars still aligned or are we running out of time?
Starting point is 03:42:07 I don't wanna lose you I don't wanna lose you The harder I hold you, the more you slip away I know I can't keep living this way I don't wanna lose you I don't wanna lose you by Una Mia. A vibe. Una Mia. Una Mia, man.
Starting point is 03:42:50 Uma Mia. Uma Thurman. Jesus Christ, you guys. Hey, I want to ask you a question. I didn't even spin the block slaps. Off camera, y'all, I was telling Joe he should buy his chains, JVP chains, right? But Ish made a face And gave me a look like
Starting point is 03:43:06 Nigga I ain't wearing no chain I know what Ish is thinking What I wanted to ask Ask Ish Is that Say if you give your crew a chain Ish didn't say that For real
Starting point is 03:43:14 He gave me a look I was hurt Say if you gave Ish wouldn't hurt me Say if you gave your crew a chain Ish And one of them Niggas
Starting point is 03:43:21 Pawned it Would you feel a way One of my mans is going through that right now, a basketball player. If you gave me, what's your construction site? What's your shit? What's your shit name? Builders or us? What's your shit?
Starting point is 03:43:37 It's not done. What's your shit called? If your man pawned it, would you be upset? For all, by all? Depends on the situation. Would you have one of them come to you and ask you if they needed something all houses matter um yeah that's okay come on guys so you would feel away if you gave somebody a chain they pawned it like you saw it in the jewelry store yeah okay would you fill away job if you gave chains and went and pawned
Starting point is 03:44:01 pawned it i would feel it you would that's why i don't give chains i thought about it which one of you yo but back to your original point you said that i'm really falling the jb yeah you look at me all that when somebody take one of your guns then what shout out to demons um if your jbp chain gets stolen you fight you fight don't come back in here without your jbp channel now you're not wearing now your chain on out of the demons. If your JVP chain gets stolen, you fired. You fired. Don't come back in here without your JVP chain. Now you're chained
Starting point is 03:44:29 on the podcast. Wait, if I got your JVP chain, y'all would wear them? Hell no. On the pod? We like McFoolington. I didn't say on the pod.
Starting point is 03:44:37 I did nothing. I say nothing about on the pod. I'm at your real life. What would it say on it? JVP. With a picture of me from my fifth grade graduation. What would it say on it? JVP. With a picture of me for my fifth grade graduation. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Starting point is 03:44:50 You wear that shit? I don't know. That's crazy. You gotta spice it up or something. Don't let it look like JVP. I said with my fifth grade graduation picture on it. Y'all wanna wear my shit? That hurt. Man, you wouldn't wear my shirt? I ain't trolling. I ain't nothing. Yeah, he for sure.
Starting point is 03:45:05 That hurt. Man, you wouldn't wear it either. I'd wear it with pride. She'd wear anything. She'd wear that shit on the way to... Damn. Of course you'd wear a t-shirt. Hello, hoodie who?
Starting point is 03:45:18 Look. Take a picture. Put that shit... As a woman. You can put that shit on Daisy. As a woman, this symbolizes The shackles
Starting point is 03:45:26 That have been on us That we have tried to earn In America You know what he said Man we'll put that shit In the tuck for a rainy day You know what I'm getting kicked out of here
Starting point is 03:45:35 Let me Let me go She wouldn't She'd be wearing A civil suit earring And you made me wear this And told me If I came to work without it. He put this on me.
Starting point is 03:45:47 This has a remote control. I think it's a mic in here. This is a Bluetooth. You're going down. Where he controls me. You're going down. I'm going to be right there like that. You're on earth.
Starting point is 03:46:00 Look, she's trying to get it done. Oh, shit. Fuck y'all it done. Oh, shit. Fuck y'all, man. Oh, yeah. Our plans are so for real, man. Why not? Give us a set real quick, man. No, nigga.
Starting point is 03:46:14 This is my set. It's three minutes, bro. This is four minutes. Right on the spot. Right on the spot. Don't play the whole thing. Let's see. Yo, and hold up, man.
Starting point is 03:46:24 Fuck these stupid ass girls out there. The girls, when we get vacation time, girls just get to thinking and writing things down, and then you forced to read them. So let me tell you what this girl, what the girl said on the internet. She said, she said
Starting point is 03:46:46 and they be trying to sound brilliant she said I was today years old when I learned that the electric slide was about a dildo it's not I repeat this girl said that I was today years old
Starting point is 03:47:02 when I learned that the electric slide was about a dildo. They tried to get that off. And she tried to get into the verse with the whole, you can't see. It's electric. It's like when they did Pump It Up was about. Can I go on a rant real quick? Pump It Up was about that.
Starting point is 03:47:20 Thank God for Web and Nitty. They were a little too street to allow my antics to fly. But that whole second verse, I was giving it to them. And my hand up. And my hand up. I was in the booth having a blast. Yo, them street niggas looked through the glass. He tapped on it like you're talking to Flip.
Starting point is 03:47:40 Yo, I was rapping my heart out. I see Web tap skate. I see the Nitty got up. Hey, nigga I was rapping my heart out. I see web, tap, skate. I see the midi got up. Hey, nigga. Hey, you come out.
Starting point is 03:47:50 Come out. Let's just work on this together. You can't, we can't, you gotta slap, but, it's this second verse right here that just needs some catering.
Starting point is 03:47:59 So your biggest hit had co-writers? Yeah, if you want to say that. Well, it did, because Cooling the Gang is the Flip. Ah, okay. So, nigga that never wrote? Yeah, if you want to say that. Well, it did, because Cooling the Gang is the flip.
Starting point is 03:48:05 Ah, okay. So, nigga that never wrote a hit. What's up? What's up? Huh? What's up? I just provide the sneakers. All you got to do, don't fuck up Mike now while I'm talking my shit.
Starting point is 03:48:16 All you got to do is rap Arsenal verse, nigga, with the hands, with the signs, nigga. Nah, it's not me. Fuck out of here. What's up? Free the wave. Hey, yo, stop playing with that shit real quick. It's our man. Fuck out of here. What's up? Free the wave. Hey, yo. Stop playing with that shit real quick. I'm tired of that.
Starting point is 03:48:30 Bunny Wheeler made the electric slide. He's a Jamaican. What Rastafarian- All right. I'm tired of Jamaicans playing this shit. Hold on, hold on. No, he did. Bunny Wheeler made it in the 70s, nigga. Marcia Griffin redid the record.
Starting point is 03:48:41 Bunny Wheeler wouldn't talk about vibrators. It's the same shit. Still does. That's the nigga in the back going, yeah! No, not him. Watch your mouth. Bunny Wheeler. Box, pull it up, Box. Pull up Bunny Wheeler electric, please. Pull it up. Stop fucking playing
Starting point is 03:48:56 with the electric slob. I'm tired of you. A Rastafarian would not talk about no fucking dildos in the fucking 70s. Yo, Jamaicans really tried to go crazy last year with that we invented hip-hop shit, and we let you cook because we like that. But y'all got to shut the fuck up, yo. They did.
Starting point is 03:49:11 Jamaicans said they invented hip-hop? No, they didn't. No, they didn't. Stop it. Like, take your Sean Paul and go. He came over here and crushed that shit, nigga. I feel sorry for anybody who was not outside for the Sean Paul era. He crushed that shit. Crushed it feel sorry for anybody who was not outside for the Sean Paul era. He crushed that shit.
Starting point is 03:49:26 Crushed it. Crushed what? That nigga had give me the light, light glue. Sean Paul was like, get up, people's here. Are you shitting me? I think Kool Herc's Jamaican. And that was before the civil suits.
Starting point is 03:49:41 He had civil suits? That's what they tried to get off. Yeah. Kool Herc's Jamaican. He had civil suits? That's what they tried to get off. Yeah. What? Oh, well, that's right then. Cool Herc's Jamaican. I know. That's right then. I know.
Starting point is 03:49:49 I think he had civil suits. What, did you listen to Bunny Whale and shit? You're right. Thank you. The retort to that, and I have it in my phone somewhere, but I'm not going to look for it. But the retort to that is that rhyming and rapping has been around since the 40s and 50s with a lot of the Herbie Hancock, the Black... That's where it gets debatable.
Starting point is 03:50:20 That's where it's debatable. Park's always history. If them niggas back there rhyming on them old ass records where they was rhyming on the jazz records, even some of the black radio DJs from back then, they were rapping. Was it Fatback Band had a rap in their song?
Starting point is 03:50:39 That's where the debate comes in. I'm not taking away from Cool Hurt because that's hip hop. But if we're talking about rapping, stop with the Jamaicans. Take your shabba and go. the debate comes in. I'm not taking away from Cool Hurt because that's hip-hop. But if we're talking about rapping, like, stop with the Jamaicans. Take your shabba and go.
Starting point is 03:50:49 You took Sean Paul back. I don't know if Sean Paul is Jamaican. But he had too many slaps for me to deny it. Even if he ain't Jamaican, I'm with that appropriation. Nigga,
Starting point is 03:51:00 you remember that time, son? They even make it clap. Nigga, do I remember? He did the remix of make it clap. Nigga, do I remember? He did the remix of Make It Clap, nigga. He shook that whole year up. He had a hell of a year, sir. Hey, blurb this out.
Starting point is 03:51:09 You know he was on fire because you ain't next to him since. Write that down. One time. Write that down. Read his name. Got that out of here. Yeah, that's how you know he was on fire. He was on fire.
Starting point is 03:51:21 Hey, get away from him. What? Ooh, tell me about when y'all told your girl to stay away from that nigga. Never. I didn't do that. Just give them a look. Which is ill, considering he got hazel blind eyes. Are you responding to me?
Starting point is 03:51:40 Do you get what I'm saying? I didn't get the answer. Yo, man. Mel, tell me you're accountable again, man. Hand me your bag. What were they talking about? Oh, wait. Meow.
Starting point is 03:51:57 Yo, you taught me something. Y'all taught me something today. I did not know that. I feel like when I learned that women had a problem being called females yes that's what i feel like annoying yeah that was an annoying time yeah what the fact that we were annoyed by that oh just women being called females yeah women being called females is an annoying time you're trying all right got it. You tried. That was a clarification. For 2024, you should start putting your fellow castmates
Starting point is 03:52:31 in the best position to win. You don't think I'd do that? What? Nigga went to Andy Martinez and said, oh, thank freedom. She said, freedom, oh, God, thank freedom. Whoa. She said, freedom. Oh, God. Thank God.
Starting point is 03:52:48 That was paraphrasing. That is not what I fucking said. That shit hurt my heart. I said, no, no. You a traitor. That shit hurt me. That hurt me. Why are you internalizing it?
Starting point is 03:52:57 I'm going to get her next interview blocked. Why are you internalizing it? See, and that's why we can tell you not from the hood. You from outside. Any person, when it's a group or something, people will internalize it when you love somebody. Yes. You would.
Starting point is 03:53:09 Okay. Hollywood shit, they don't care. Hey, Becky, I did that on the... Yeah. It's a principle thing. Got it. So that could be the disconnect. And I received that.
Starting point is 03:53:18 I obtained that. Don't steal my... Yeah. Yeah. There's no fault for none of that shit. I don't know why... Them contacts you got on I want to try some contacts
Starting point is 03:53:27 Because you use some brown shit I never thought that I would Hey, hey, please, please, please Oh, shit No, they made a threat about you Please Yo, stay out the comments No
Starting point is 03:53:36 No I'm never going to stay out the comments Except for when they mention you No, I read those too I know But they want you To stop singing With your trash
Starting point is 03:53:46 Boy, I'm never in the mic. Have I could sing I wouldn't be here. Oh You wouldn't have been it So that whole trope about showing up for a friend somewhere I wouldn't have been so you were saying you wouldn't showed up for fun have been at the Monopoly game You're not Adam now. I ended that I Ended that it's I need you nigga beat this. Nigga went and started a family. You can play right now. Stop it.
Starting point is 03:54:07 The game is here. Stop it. We have a base you're on to do. After that. I'm free. You free? I am not free. Oh, exactly.
Starting point is 03:54:15 I think I'm going to see him play. Nigga, three-man game. You and Corey. Put my foot in y'all. Like we used to. Nigga got some money. Won't even play Monopoly. No.
Starting point is 03:54:21 I got a woman that I'm rushing home to. That's what I'm rushing home to. Is it Monopoly or that? That was a low blow. It used to be Monopoly first. It wasn't. It used to be Monopoly first when you get your last girl. That's fucked up.
Starting point is 03:54:33 No, don't do that. Don't try it. Don't try it. Don't try it. Don't knock him in the room. Yeah. No, that ain't what he talking about. Don't let them bait you.
Starting point is 03:54:41 Go home and love on your woman. I am? That's right. I am? I think about these ladies. Love that. You can stay if you wanted to though, right? Yes, if I wanted to. Every night I was going to tear my girl up, I fell asleep.
Starting point is 03:54:55 That's you, my nigga, son. It's different in real life than it is in your head. Boom, boom, boom. I fell asleep when I was just about to eat it and went to bed. There wasn even no work it's the IOU got you in the wake up mom well let's go Chanel girl hey girl come on I know I know I know I fucked up that day I'm I pull out all the 55 year old lines. Yo, she be mad too. My God, yo. If I tell you, I can't even tell you. You ain't gotta tell me. I blew it, I blew it, yo.
Starting point is 03:55:31 If she leave me, I ain't even mad. Woo. Start talking to me like I don't, all right, man. That's what you gotta remind them of right now. Don't talk to me like I don't love eating pussy. But if your actions don't speak to it, then they get to talk to your child. That's a game. It is.
Starting point is 03:55:51 That's a game. That's all it is. I need Adderall to eat, but I got to stay up. I keep falling asleep. Because you're tired, nigga. Oh, nigga. They take it as an indictment. Like, they ain't fine no more. It's not you.
Starting point is 03:56:06 No, it's all me. Sleepy, my brother. Dick trash. And I sleep different when you here. I'm snuggling up.
Starting point is 03:56:13 Like, come on, ma. Oh, shit. Yo, what's, I'm about to leave.
Starting point is 03:56:21 I'm going to tell you niggas now. Oh, shit. I didn't even do the outro. The TV just came on. It's weird. What type of rich shit you got?
Starting point is 03:56:26 You got automatic TVs when you say things? Nah, Corey hit for that 12K, and now whenever sports is on, it just cut off. It's going on, yeah. It's around, man. Oh, look, look, look. This is not the song I was looking for. This your man, right? Oh!
Starting point is 03:56:47 Yo, you hear Jermaine back there? Yo. Oh, shit. Now, hold up. Michael showed that sibling love is better. I'm going to find the song I'm looking for. Go ahead.
Starting point is 03:56:58 Michael, I would have left them niggas to fix my brother. He did leave them niggas. Not really. No, you wouldn't. What? Them niggas look crazy. Them tall niggas. The niggas are my brother. He did leave them niggas. Not really. No, you wouldn't. What? Them niggas look crazy.
Starting point is 03:57:08 Them tall niggas look crazy, son. When they try to revamp the Jackson 5 as young adults. Nigga had the stupid suits on trying to spin. A lot of shit we missed. I got to tell you something. Nigga, Eddie Murphy said, we didn't notice. Sidney Poitier was such a good actor.
Starting point is 03:57:37 We didn't notice that he didn't comb his hair, nigga. I went back and watched it. I said, he's right. That nigga didn't comb his hair. That's the Peace City 48. Why would Eddie Murphy say that? Eddie Murphy said he was such a good actor. We can't tell if he combed his hair or not.
Starting point is 03:57:55 He didn't comb his hair. You don't got to comb your hair, nigga. Nigga said he... Eddie Murphy said that. Ish. Ish. Well, Joe ain't him. Don't let him distract you. Joe ain't him. He trying to go ass niggas. Yo, what- Ish. Ish, Sidney Poitier in the cut. Well, Joe ain't him. Don't let him distract you. Joe ain't him. He trying to go ass niggas, yo.
Starting point is 03:58:07 What record is this? Damn. Did we sing you? Rock on or do that? Rock on ain't never say yo. What song is this, yo? Yes, he do. Nah, I said it.
Starting point is 03:58:15 Yes, he do. He technically all time. Rest in peace to Sidney Poitier real quick. Sorry. I had a brain freeze, bitch ass niggas. I know. Can't have that when you up there in front of people. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:58:23 It's not Jack. It's not Jack. It's not Jack. It's not Jack. It's not Jack. It's not Jack. quick sorry I had a brain freeze bitches no no can't have that what you want when you up there in front of people maybe might not have it he might not have it that's all and you're bad DJ could you be letting the souls played the whole shit you know wait no way I DJ bitch ass niggas now pod no no no, no, no. No, no, man. What you got to say? Wait, Flip, that's a bad DJ?
Starting point is 03:58:49 Yeah, you can't let the nigga... He did the whole four minutes. He can't let the whole shit play. I don't know. It depends. What song in the club you want to hit on shit? Some DJs only give you 20 seconds of the song, and that's the problem. That's why I don't like that one.
Starting point is 03:58:59 That nigga tried to give me junk for saying that. Who? That nigga tried to line me up in the club, yo. Your teeth looking good, too. Nigga, what you doing? There we go. Fuck you up. Your teeth looking too good.
Starting point is 03:59:12 That's how I want it. Yeah. We hope you enjoyed this episode as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you. High vibrations, high frequencies, and here we go. Oh, God. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time. We bid you adieu, farewell, arrivederci, adios, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past. so long goodbye remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have and lastly the baddies are insecure and unaccountable
Starting point is 03:59:53 closed-minded chicks want you to teach them things and the stagnant women want to travel grab you a Tylenol you might need it it. Happy New Year to y'all. If you in the New York area, bad weather this weekend, lock up with something soft and nice, man. Don't fall asleep before you eat it. Stay up. Set the alarm clock. Eat early. Early dinner.
Starting point is 04:00:18 Hey. Shout out to all you Hollywood niggas out there. We see ya. Whatever y'all eating on. Whatever y'all do when it's snowing. You know what I mean? We respect it. A little snow cone. Hey, if you got to a billion
Starting point is 04:00:30 by sucking dick, be proud of it. The sucking dick is negated if you got to a billion. If you suck dick, it's still broke. Oh yeah, then,
Starting point is 04:00:40 damn, you did it wrong. You did it wrong. Should've practiced. Yeah. You had the wrong ring. You was it wrong. You did it wrong. See? Should have practiced. Yeah. You had the wrong ring. You was on track. You just had the wrong ring.
Starting point is 04:00:50 Just take it out. I didn't want the daredevil roll that bad, man. Y'all got to have it. Y'all got to have it. And that would have been a double entendre. Slaps knee. Slaps knee. All right, fuck it.
Starting point is 04:01:03 We gone, man. First part of the year. Here's to great energy all year round. Continue to be blessed. Continue to be highly favored out there. Continue to be productive. And be careful if you in Secaucus. They dropping the migrants off
Starting point is 04:01:19 right there. But they're sending them back. Dropping them niggas off in Secaucus. Rather furt. New York is suing fucking Abbott. Abbott in Texas. $704 million. Big money games being played.
Starting point is 04:01:35 Big money games being played out there. 2024 could be wild. They dropped some off in Weehawken. They dropped some off in Weehawken. I know.
Starting point is 04:01:44 I'm on the neighborhood app. What does it say? What does it say? What does it say? Look at you. No, that was enough edge. That was enough edge. Now we can go.
Starting point is 04:01:54 We can end it. Yeah, it's over. Yo, be well, marry, peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity to you, yours, your loved ones, and their loved ones too, man. Yo, Flip will walk you right to, your loved ones, and their loved ones, too, man. Yo, Flip will walk you right to the slaughter, yo. My fault. This nigga's crazy. This nigga's crazy.
Starting point is 04:02:11 I want to know if it's like, is it an elitist citizen act? No, no. Because I know the conversation is different. Gypsy Rose, you manipulative little bitch. Dwight Howard, get out of there, nigga. Don't go to Bangkok. She's got it. You know what?
Starting point is 04:02:29 I got you. I'm going to just end it. What's up? That solves everything. What's your Viola face about? Yeah, Mel trying to sneak in the good mouth shit. Nigga, mute up when we talking. She wiped up.
Starting point is 04:02:42 What type of shit was that? What? Mel, okay. That was crazy. Yeah, that's the mouth of fire. Great balls of fire. Yeah, look at this. You fuckers are crazy.
Starting point is 04:02:55 This is crazy. We going to jail. We going to jail. We going to jail. She said yes. Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 04:03:02 I will jump across that thing. Oh, what? This is crazy. Oh, to the Oh, shit. I will jump across that thing. Oh, what? That's crazy, sir. Oh, to the judge. Oh. The judge, Flip. Yo, y'all be well out there. Mom, I love you.
Starting point is 04:03:13 Dad, I love you too. Why you act like you going to jail? Why you did that? Because. First part of the year. Oh, OK, sorry. The first part of the year. My phone just scared me.
Starting point is 04:03:21 I'm trying to keep this energy up. I'm trying to keep the vibe going. You know what I mean? Let me get a little round of applause. Shout out to our parents. Shout out to everybody's family here. Yes, sir. Happy New Year.
Starting point is 04:03:31 Come on, man. Come on, man. They're too young. They're too young out there. They don't know what's going on. They think that's the little violinist girl. Stop. Music is a world within itself. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Starting point is 04:03:45 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Starting point is 04:03:49 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Starting point is 04:03:53 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Starting point is 04:03:57 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Starting point is 04:04:01 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Let me see. Let me see your blend. Let's see your blend.
Starting point is 04:04:06 What's your song after this? Right, right, Fawkes? Hey Fawkes, take it away. Where would you go after this? Put your phone down, don't text Rock on. I'm not texting, Rock on. They can feel us all over They can feel us all over Fuck outta here nigga now you be mad
Starting point is 04:04:31 We've had our share of trouble That's how they ask for a mix Maybe more than other You're not from Jersey City you wouldn't get it This is a New Jersey thing going on right now. If you're from New Jersey, if you over 35, you heard this with every beat in the world. I'm going to let them know I'm going to hit some drops and we out of here. The first time we kissed, I'ma hit some drops and we outta here.
Starting point is 04:05:07 The first night we kissed, I knew it was forever. Mel, you sound like a tongue kisser. You look at together and tongue kiss a nigga on the first date. Nigga gotta dodge that mouth and hit the neck up. I don't kiss on the first date. What'd you say? Nothing. Melissa for her.
Starting point is 04:05:24 Melissa for her. You're laughing. All right. All right, we outta here. Don't worry about it. Kiss on the second date. Melissa Forbes. Melissa Forbes. You're laughing. All right. All right, we out of here. Don't worry about it. Kiss in the second day. Don't worry about it. Yo, Patronis, we'll see y'all in a minute.
Starting point is 04:05:33 We miss y'all. Long has been left, and we're together. Baby, listen. Oh, God. What'd you say, Mel? I had a motherfucking thing. Baby listen Oh God What did you say Mel? I had a motherfucking thing This is it yo, alright No joke
Starting point is 04:06:00 There you go Here we go JVP, JVP, why I went to a V without the JVP?

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