The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 689 | "Woe Is Me"

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

The JBP kicks off the second episode of the year with their reactions to Jonathan Majors' appearance on 'Good Morning America' (21:45) before turning to music they are looking forward to in 2024 amid ...SZA’s frustrations with leaked music (42:28). Ari Lennox opens up about her experience on the Rod Wave tour (45:40), Kevin Hart’s ex-wife is joining Katt Williams on tour (1:10:58), and Ice has a question for the room regarding exposure culture (1:23:00). Also, the Golden Globes (1:53:01), a door came off during an Alaskan Airlines flight (2:17:45), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Alexander O’Neal - “If You Were Here Tonight” Ice | Fabolous - “Selfish” Parks | Raekwon (feat. Ghostface Killah & Blue Raspberry) - “Rainy Dayz” Ish | Leon Thomas - “Treasure In The Hills” Melyssa | Sinead Harnett (feat. GRADES) - “If You Let Me”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. You know, I put my ear to the door.
Starting point is 00:00:30 That's your bag. I didn't hear nothing. We know. We know, bro. Turn the thing on. What's up? We're up. Oh, we on?
Starting point is 00:00:36 Definitely. He running to put his hands on that. I don't think nothing's wrong with that either. I don't think anything is wrong with that. Voyeurism? Is that what it's called?
Starting point is 00:00:45 Audio voyeurism? No, it's called friendship. Voyeurism? Is that what it's called? Audio voyeurism? No, it's called friendship. It's called being nosy. It's called friendship. Hey, hey. Sometimes you catch a good performance. Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Sometimes you don't. It's off night. Yeah, man. It's off night. Yeah, man, shit. It's off night. I think that's friendship. Listening to your friend's fucking friendship? I think that's part of friendship.
Starting point is 00:01:14 12? 16 or something? Have you 40? Yeah, I'm 16. He doing his part front and shit again. I'm not talking with him today. My nigga, when you 40-something years old,
Starting point is 00:01:24 you putting your ear to the door when I'm up there? You was 30-something. We was on fucking twin beds, nigga. What the fuck is you talking about? No, that was a session. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wasn't dolo, and I'm like this. Ticka-ticka-teeny.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Ticka-ticka-teeny. I'm just talking about maybe seeing your friends or fucking with your friends. I think that's the sign of friendship. I would agree with that. It does a certain bonding, I guess. I'm agreeing with that. You don't do that to somebody that you not fly with.
Starting point is 00:01:52 I'm agreeing with that. But I got motherfuckers I'm fly with that I'm not going to do that with, too. Well, listen. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? That's what determines how fly we are about fuck with you? No, I'm not saying that at all. No, no, no. You just changed it.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Come on. Don't do that inside because you changed it i'm saying i'm listening to you if you my man and we catch a two-on-two fast break let's dance oh yeah check it nigga but boy yeah you gotta be my man for that either though oh i'm not having a tour you are bugging you're doing two on two of the nigga that's not you'll go to an orgy and don't know everybody in there, right? No, I won't. I'm not down.
Starting point is 00:02:27 You said up here that you'll go to an orgy, Jones. I have not gone to an orgy and participated with anybody that I don't know. I've gone to the sex club and walked around. That's different. Smoke some boobies. A sex club is different than fucking with someone in a hotel room or someone's apartment. Y'all are fucking in the same area
Starting point is 00:02:46 you cannot make sense of what you're saying that's a party you can't make sense of what you're saying y'all got it it's different no y'all are bugging
Starting point is 00:02:52 but y'all got it I'll be the one bugging when the last time you did that I don't do that so then you just talking no I didn't say I did it you ever had you ever had a
Starting point is 00:03:00 a session with your nigga not pause pause pause I'm sick I'm a big fan. I am. Can we pause, please? I don't know what the fuck is going on over here.
Starting point is 00:03:09 You never had a session? This free golf coaching is wild, son. You can bell four pause good. It's a rainy day. Let's talk the truth. No, honestly. You never had a session? Like, really?
Starting point is 00:03:17 No, bro. I've never ran no trades. I've never done no jump off. No, it's not a trade. I'm giving list of things. No, I have not done that. So if you. Never have I ever. So this is my problem that. So if you... Never have I ever.
Starting point is 00:03:25 So this is my problem with... So if you're saying that you never did that, then you can't say that niggas... I didn't say out of bounds. You said you would have a fast break with a stranger. No, you wouldn't. Fam, I wouldn't have a fast break with none of you niggas. Then say that.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to take mine and go in the room and we're going to be in there making love damn near. I'm like, yo, what the fuck is he in there doing? Ice, you brought twins to the house that stuck Hennessy bottles in their vagina. Did I fuck them around any of y'all? I don't know. I think we could have.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Did it happen? It's because, man. Them niggas sleep in. You brought a lot of little. Got the twins? A lot of hot little Jezebels by. I did. Now, you niggas get on these podcasts with all these morals and standards.
Starting point is 00:04:05 That ain't morals. If we had a good two-man break, you would definitely do it. Shut up. And that's incest. What are you talking about? Not on my part. Yeah, but you was into that. You would do it.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Yo, listen. You're never doing that with strangers. You condone that. I don't want to drag this. Fire. I'm not doing that with no strangers. How do you do that with a stranger? I'm not doing it.
Starting point is 00:04:20 I'm not doing it with y'all. Not y'all, but just either way. Man, how do women feel about that? What really goes on at those Miami girls trips Girls be fucking Girls don't girls don't know you're flying fuck listen They'll get it poppy at my and a homegirl away in the living room and press guide on the remote Playing sleep on the same bed Or that oh the same bed same sleep. Or in the same bed. Playing sleep.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Or that. Oh, the same bed for sure. Same bed. Same bed for sure. Same bed. Look at your face. She doesn't know shit. Look at your face. Can't answer.
Starting point is 00:04:55 You don't know. What did my face say? No, she's not asleep. Some Canadian shit. Look at her TikTok. She's saying she don't sleep. Right there. There's only.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Girls don't care. No, they don't. They don't your sleeve. Right there. There's only... Girls don't care. No, they don't. They don't? No. Once that little hot pocket just get to flapping, that's it. It get ready to go.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Fat mom get talking. Yeah, yeah. Y'all in a judgment-free space. Anything can happen. And then they fall out right afterwards. That's when they get exposed. I bet you was in Miami
Starting point is 00:05:25 with this nigga hopefully I'm involved in why they fell out and hopefully I got really cool with the better of the two before it happened whoever was the
Starting point is 00:05:35 more fire one I want to have a bond with her the other one can go did that plenty of times bitch moved to Long Island we forgot all about her oh shit
Starting point is 00:05:44 hey we made that friend move to a whole other country. State. We was happy as hell. We was besties. Man, why you want to be the source of the mess? There are bad news. Niggas are nuts, yo. Stop.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Why you want to be the source of the mess? Don't isolate me. Don't isolate me. You said it. You did that, bro. I know, but I say these things knowing that my brother in pod will identify. So stop. I don't know what the fuck you doing for your little white romance, but you've been down
Starting point is 00:06:13 for a long time. This nigga want me to make it. He want me to be like him. Stop. Now, leave me alone, man. We got a nice rainy day coming. Unfortunately. Why that's unfortunate?
Starting point is 00:06:22 We know you the rain whisperer. Anybody ain't that, nigga. You know that. Yeah, we know. You know nobody's excited. Stormfield. Wakeboard story. You Stormfield.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Yeah, nobody's excited like me. It's getting crazy. I fucking made a mistake. I normally be watching Mike Woods on the weather. I made a mistake and hit the channel 7, 6 o'clock weather, man. That nigga is a pro. Yo, he is. He's smoking Mike Woods.
Starting point is 00:06:47 He better than Mike? By far. Yo, I almost put him on my Insta story like, yo, do y'all know he's just doing the weather? He was dressed to the nines. Better than Mike? Much better than Mike. He started out in Illinois.
Starting point is 00:07:01 I was in bed like, why is he telling me this? That nigga freaked it. And from Illinois, it'll travel circumventedly through this way, shattering Edison. And then you'll go, oh, my God, he put on a movie. And then passed it to, then he went on for five minutes and passed it to a weatherologist. I said, wait, I thought you was the weather. Holy shit, that nigga's talented. But anyway, enough about the weather.
Starting point is 00:07:27 You know I'm Rain Man, so you know what I'm here to do. Bichon Camp in the flesh. Where is he, yo? I didn't have a lot of relationships until I found the one, though. I really did. I just found out my college girlfriend needs a kidney transplant. And I'm not really worried because her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years. No, no. that's not fair. Actually, in all fairness to her, she could probably count every guy she's ever been intimate with
Starting point is 00:07:54 on one hand if she was holding a friggin' calculator, but I'm not better. I'm not a better guy. Two weeks after she dumped me, I was fortunate enough to see her get hit by a snowplow. And that was awkward for me because I had never driven a snowplow before. I'll never forget the night we broke up. She made me cry. Well, that could have been the mace. I don't know. Maybe it was the frontal wedgie. I was crying. I remember that. People ask me all the time if I still miss her.
Starting point is 00:08:29 And I do, because I haven't had the scope on my rifle adjusted. But I'll get her. I just have to put her behind me and slam it into reverse. But she's quick. It's alive! It's alive! Hey. It's the Ghostface version of Bainey Siegel and Bun B. In God's sight In God's sight In God's sight
Starting point is 00:09:50 Let this ride finish for a minute, man I don't wanna cry I, I don't want you to see me cry La, la, la, la, la. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. I'm doing it for the ladies, doing it for the ladies always Shout out to everybody on their way to work right now Getting the kids ready for school
Starting point is 00:10:51 On a perfect day Oh man I know that I can Oh man, this is when I get to singing in the club And there's something across from me singing too Then we lock eyes We lock eyes and start singing together Oh, he matured
Starting point is 00:11:12 He matured Yeah, I mean, I ain't one of these young pups Niggas was outside today Shout out to the ladies One good pussy out there Hey, guys Down to the ladies, what good puts you up here? Hey, Inga! Just let me vibe out for a minute, vibe out!
Starting point is 00:11:39 You ride to the car, fuck with me, fuck with me! Mom, what up? I know you're listening! Hey, Gale. Getting romantic in here. I mean Hold on look at Mel Who they who Big Mel Just hang down on me Chill me with your love, bitch 21 Savage, you don't really want it
Starting point is 00:12:31 You don't really want it, stop it You're not that R&B guy, yo Just hang down on me Just hang on me Everybody stop. Everybody stop. Thought we were getting some orange juice chokes. No, I do it for the ladies.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Carl or something. No, I do it for the ladies. Carl Thomas is for the ladies. Well. You got it, though, bro. I want no smoke. Oh, my. Oh, my fucking God.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Oh, my fucking ish. Ish. Oh, my God, yo Oh my God, what? What's up to you fucking now? What's up? What's up out there? Ladies, 30 and up, 30 and up 40 and up, bro, 40
Starting point is 00:13:40 Yeah, 40 No, it came out 90 40 and up 35 and up at least Shut up 40. Yeah, 40. No, it came out 90. 40, you know. 35 and up, at least. Shut up. Back to man, Stephen Hawking. Hey!
Starting point is 00:13:56 Let me hear you sing it along out there. You and your car ain't good. Mel, you know what's going on. You know about this. I don't know. I'm asking. Don't play with me. When I'm thinking of all the love we shared, I can't make the tears stop. All right, I promise y'all we're getting started soon. You're rolling down my place like you're high.
Starting point is 00:14:16 I want to go outside. Oh, come on, man. Don't let me lock eyes with this. Come on. So no one, no one, no one. Rock on, I got you. I'll just text you to Slacks. Oh, oh, hey.
Starting point is 00:14:28 I'll just text you to Slacks, Rock. I will say. Say. That one side in the red. Two down, baby. You're having me on. Oh, no. It's almost a sin to cut that off right there.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I'm getting back to that at some point. Yeah, it's, come on. It's fucked with me. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:14:44 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Oh, no for daddy. What's up? Uh, dude. Mew, mew, mew, ice and air. All right. Flip and Mel, Mel, Mel. Second part of the new year. We woke up with breath in our lungs. Blessing, blessing to be here. Happy to be here.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Welcome to episode... Uh, 689. 689 of the Joe Budden podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host joe button here with a few really amazing people to my right the beautiful the intelligent melissa ford uh big m4 have a slice flip is in the building big queens big queens ish is here. Real estate extraordinaire. You know the fucking vibes. He's coming to a panel near you soon.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Next to him is the one and the only Big Freeze. Got every Iverson ever invented and ever not invented. What the fuck is they talking about? And next to him, he only fixes the sound everywhere in the universe. Big Parks. I do what I can. Grammy nominated. Hey, yo. Y'all know the vibes, man. Big Parks is here. Best Timberland
Starting point is 00:16:13 Wearer Award winner. Yeah, man. Couple years running. Big Poe is here. Corey is here eating some kale or some shit over there. Yeah, some bullshit. Erickson is here. Shout out to everybody here, some bullshit. Erickson is here. Shout out to everybody here with us remote. How's everybody feeling?
Starting point is 00:16:28 How are y'all doing? Good to see y'all on the second part of the year. What's up? I'm curious to know, I think Ish just did a sock check,
Starting point is 00:16:35 unflip. I did. He got a white, I thought he had a white person. That's a black person. I thought it was, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:16:42 It's Cam. Who? Cam. What's that?'s that Cameron on your socks yeah hey what about it nigga it's a little night the fuck out yeah I know. Interesting. I'm going to get your songs. Thank you. I got you, girl. Okay. Interesting little tidbit to start the pod here.
Starting point is 00:17:13 You did it. You threw it that way. I was just trying to say how everybody's feeling. What's up? What's up with y'all? Come on, talk to me. Feeling good, man. You snuck in the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:17:21 I feel great. Yeah? Yeah, y'all did. Shit. It was a 10% chance. Yeah, you got to put some respect on Mike Tomlin, man. I'm happy. Yeah, y'all did. It was a 10% chance. Put some respect on Mike Tomlin, man. I'm happy. How are y'all? I feel good. I'm good. I just told you why I'm good, my nigga. Sometimes that'll do it.
Starting point is 00:17:34 We crawled in, but I'll take it. Great weekend. Nothing. It ain't too cold. The snow kind of fucked shit up for the weekend, though. Had to go shovel snow and lay salt and all that goofy shit. A couple doors.
Starting point is 00:17:49 How many different places? You do it yourself. It ain't goofy when it's your doors. You don't hire niggas to do it? No. Yo, you and your girl going to keep the money in the house. Y'all not going to send a dime out. That's crazy. You know there's a lot of people out here
Starting point is 00:18:05 that need some money. What is wrong with him? You got the snowblower at least you put in the truck? I got one. Okay. How many blowers, Paul? One.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Oh, come on. Oh, you didn't use it. You just didn't step it up. It wasn't, the snow wasn't deep enough. But when it is, you travel with the snowblower, Paul? You used a snowblower for that?
Starting point is 00:18:23 I said it wasn't deep enough for that. Okay. No, no, no, no. You wrapped it up. Stop playing, man. No, it wasn't the snow. Yo, hire somebody to do the snow, man. Nah, I would.
Starting point is 00:18:34 These niggas don't be reliable. Oh, you ain't Rick Ross shit. Get some kids. I'm going to mow this lawn. Kids don't do that no more. That's a new thing. These kids are spoiled as fuck. They don't shovel snow no more
Starting point is 00:18:45 That is true Well I mean there's really No snow to shovel Yeah it hasn't snowed It hasn't snowed in years Bruh When it snows They don't knock on doors no more
Starting point is 00:18:52 None of them Slow niggas be in the house Playing Madden with ice Niggas is fucking Crypto millionaires Word They got time to shovel You trying to stay young man
Starting point is 00:19:01 That's good You did that while people was home Yeah You're a good landlord man What you mean You trying to stay young, man. That's good. You did that while people was home? Yeah. You're a good landlord, man. What you mean? That nigga's landlord of the year. I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:19:12 You had them niggas do it? I feel like it's a legal thing like you have to. I would call for one cool tenant and be like, yo, I'll give you a little break on the road if you have any snow this year. Guess what happened? Just left your house. When somebody else give a break on their leg when they fall down the stairs,
Starting point is 00:19:26 what the shit they gonna say? Touche, touche. Man, I dropped some salt in front of your front door, nigga. Spread that bad boy around. Yeah, all right. All right, cool. Glad to see everybody's lives
Starting point is 00:19:36 are so interesting. Time to delve into some other people's lives. You guys are awesome. Give it up for yourselves. Give it up for yourselves. How was your weekend? How was your weekend?
Starting point is 00:19:44 What'd you do? I seen you out in these streets. No, you did not. I did. No, you did not. I definitely did. Give it up for yourselves. How was your weekend? How was your weekend? What'd you do? I seen you out in these streets. No, you did not. I did. No, you did not. I definitely did. No, you didn't. You wasn't out in the streets?
Starting point is 00:19:52 Well, you didn't confirm if that was something I wanted to bring to public airwaves like we do for you. So, but I mean, I guess I... It's all right, bro. Right? You just called our lives boring. Like we do for you. It's all right. We turn to you and say, what did you do? I mean, guess it's alright bro right you just called our lives boring like we do for you it's alright
Starting point is 00:20:05 we turn to you and say what did you do I mean the Instagram is public what was on Instagram I didn't do much I got a lot of rest this weekend I stepped out for a second to the
Starting point is 00:20:17 you know what I mean normal normal ate nice little tomahawk went home trying to cut down on red meat cut back on that absolute tomahawk. Okay. Went home, trying to cut down on red meat, cut back on that. Absolute tomahawk.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Absolute tomahawk. Eating in moderation. Okay. I order it. The little tomahawk. I order big, I eat a little bit, and I go.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Hatchet. Just a hatchet. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't blame. Don't let it, listen, I'm losing weight. Good. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Congratulations. All right, then sound congratulatory then. There we go. Thank you. I appreciate that. That's dope. Yeah, but'm losing weight. Good. Congratulations. Congratulations. All right. Then sound congratulatory then. There we go. Thank you. I appreciate that. That's dope. Yeah, but that's it.
Starting point is 00:20:49 That's it. Nothing was going on. Happy birthday to Mary. Mary was in there. Bottle. You don't say. That was nice. Happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Happy birthday to the great. That was the end of that. It's always good to get a little Mary set. I like that. I like that. If you was the DJ would you play would you play the set
Starting point is 00:21:07 of the person that's in there or would you not I'm playing it I would ask them for a show cause sometimes that might make them uncomfortable man if they got the slaps
Starting point is 00:21:14 I'm playing the slaps yeah sorry certain people you can't you don't feel funny when that happens well he ain't got the slaps he has a slap they can cut that
Starting point is 00:21:23 on and off real quick they got a couple slaps. Damn, so he's shooting at you with a shot at Arsenal. That's my man. I'm not going to do that, but I'm here today. Guns loaded. Shoot mine at me. Guns loaded.
Starting point is 00:21:34 I know. I know. That's corny. I don't like when niggas do that. That's corny. So you lucked out. I'll be prepared next time. There we go.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Come on. Let's dig into somebody's life. Come on. Let's mind somebody's business. Well, if they put their business out there, then, I mean, let's dig into somebody's life. Come on, let's mind somebody's business. Well, if they put their business out there, then I mean, that's it. Then we got to come right in and mind it. I mean...
Starting point is 00:21:52 All right, Mel. Take it away. Don't act surprised. You're the Jonathan Majors whisperer on this podcast. Listen, run of show. You are our Jonathan Majors expert. That's true. You are our Golden Globes expert. That's true. You are our Golden Globes expert.
Starting point is 00:22:06 That's true, too. Okay. You are our Ari Lennox expert. That's true, too. Yeah. Okay. Well, Jonathan Majors appeared on Good Morning America. He did.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Yeah. This was an appearance that a lot of people were looking forward to after he- Stuffed that chick in the car. After he- So aggressively. Was convicteded that chick in the car. After he... So aggressively. Was convicted on a couple of the charges. Your freeze will never be full, like, right to the top.
Starting point is 00:22:31 But you gotta... You gotta get the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And shut the door real fast. Slam it. You gotta slam. Bam! And you gotta lean up against the door
Starting point is 00:22:40 for him to make sure the shit... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he did to that little white girl. Stuffed her... In a cab, too. Yeah. Make sure the suckers make sure the crack. That's what he did to that little white girl. Stuff to get your fuck in the truck. In a cab too. He ain't get with it. Just throw it in the cab.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Just go straight. She had that look in her eye too. This nigga said just throw it in the cab. Yo, what's wrong with you? I was listening
Starting point is 00:23:00 to a lot of fads. Wait, Parks. Look in her eye. Yeah, she got that I'ma tell on you look. She got a devious look on her. I didn't Yeah, she got that, I'm going to tell her you look. She got a devious look at her. I didn't see it
Starting point is 00:23:07 before. She had the, I'm going to tell on you, Bob. Yeah. All right, we took it away
Starting point is 00:23:12 from you. No, no, no, no, so I put a clip in there, in the pod.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Oh, you put like four of them, so I don't know which one you want. And nobody reads this. Yes,
Starting point is 00:23:21 you do. It tells on you. I can see when you have all seen What I've put in the pod DM and stuff like that So he He didn't really do himself any favors
Starting point is 00:23:32 With this interview But I don't think that he was always I don't think he was prepared for this His PR people got him prepared As much as they could But it's like It's Disney Disney think they slick.
Starting point is 00:23:45 We knew he was going on Good Morning America a week ago. Disney's the parent company. There's some people who are natural orators. They're natural at this. But he sounded like he was just deflecting on everything. That nigga was acting. Disney's trying to sneak him back in as Kang. They're the parent company of ABC or Good Morning America,
Starting point is 00:24:04 wherever the fuck he was filmed at. Too much money. Yeah. You're not slick, Disney. And the nigga act like he was, like he act like he was in a movie. I felt like I was watching a movie. The lights was dead.
Starting point is 00:24:13 They paying, they paying Megan Goods. She chilling. It was very theatrical how they panned to Megan. Fuck y'all doing. Y'all not slick. We like them.
Starting point is 00:24:21 I like them. They may not. Traitors. I like them. Bring them back on. Come back home. Y'all not slick. Y'all don't gotta do all this shit. They gotta do all this shit. They may not. Traitors. I like them. Bring them back on. Come back home. Y'all not slick. Y'all don't got to do all this shit.
Starting point is 00:24:28 They got to do all this shit. They got to do all this shit. Not for me. Okay. Well, it's not for you. They got me with the Coretta Scott. They got me. Once they kept playing that bite, they got me.
Starting point is 00:24:36 I'm sold. Bring them back. So you think, Melissa, that he was in there unprepared for this? Yeah. Yeah, right. No, I just think that he's not, this is not his normal stage. He is an actor
Starting point is 00:24:50 and he's very, very good at what he does. When it comes to having to explain himself, I don't think that he did an excellent job. I think he deflected a lot. I get that.
Starting point is 00:24:59 I'm not hating. I'm calling a spade a spade. But you don't think that was intentional to deflect? You don't think there was a script? No, I think that, yeah, absolutely. All I'm saying is because I'm calling a spade a spade. But you don't think that was intentional to deflect? You don't think there was a script? No, I think that, yeah, absolutely. All I'm saying is, because I don't want to word dance, all I'm saying is, however you grade his performance,
Starting point is 00:25:14 I don't think it was from lack of preparation. At all. That's possible. That's all I'm saying. He could have went in there and did horrible and you just was trash. It's not your ballpark. Wrong choice of words.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Lack of preparation. I'm sure that he and his team were prepared for abc good day whatever so so lack of preparation is not the right words i should have said i think that what i'm trying to allude to is the fact that he's not a natural orator you know i'm saying he's not a natural at this he's a natural he's a he's a talented actor but when it comes to sitting in the hot seat and having to defend your actions especially since you've been convicted
Starting point is 00:25:47 I thought that it was like you just I think that was all an attempt to humanize him and because if it was too good they'd be like
Starting point is 00:25:54 oh he's definitely acting it didn't work this shit will fool some people sure maybe but to other people who you know just have a different
Starting point is 00:26:02 lens of looking at stuff it didn't and when they asked him direct questions he created like kind of like a reverse he it was like a reverse uno card you know I'm saying if I had been more of a man and I had you know just ended the relationship we wouldn't be here he starts talking about all the hypotheticals but it's just like but that's not what happened you you were cheating she found out you guys got into a fight and this is the outcome so talk about that so it's just like if i'm a great word i think he did a whole bunch of um tap dancing i don't think any accountability really he kind of held himself accountable
Starting point is 00:26:45 but still didn't at the same time he did like general accountability yeah yeah yeah it was never it's me it's my fault I did X Y and Z like they asked him how did she get the scars he did the long dramatic pause mmhmm
Starting point is 00:27:01 paying to make him good with the big doe eyes I wish to God I knew. I was like, oh yeah, this nigga, he about to win an Oscar for this. He didn't really, you know what I'm saying? I don't think he did himself any justice or service by being on there. It just didn't show well to me.
Starting point is 00:27:18 If anything, it looked like he was acting. It didn't look sincere. It didn't look genuine. It looked like he was up there. It wasn't sincere. that's my point though yeah and it came across Disney owned that this is
Starting point is 00:27:28 this is a all a play here it's possible the whole shit was a play no it's possible but I'm just saying as a person an onlooker
Starting point is 00:27:35 he ain't he ain't body it watching this you know I was reminded of just how phenomenal of an actor this guy is. Really? Boy, was he bodying that shit up there.
Starting point is 00:27:52 That little doofy outfit. I think preparation. When you do this, I know the science and psychology that goes into it. All the way down to the colors. So I'm watching everything. That little goofy outfit worked. You was looking good up there, my boy. A little turtleneck never goes wrong.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Nah, and his posture, how he sat, the tone in which he spoke, the words that even when he paused his breath control, just his cadence, he was killing that shit. I'm talking about on the performance actor tip. Killing that shit. I'm talking about on the performance actor tip. And then they would cut away to like her with like a cut behind her ear and her finger. I was like, damn, man.
Starting point is 00:28:34 That's fucked up that you caused this abuse. But, boy, is he acting. You killing the shit? He is. You kidding? You don't you you great job man tell him let's go get some
Starting point is 00:28:47 neosporin put some put some windex on it he was going crazy until he wasn't until he wasn't cause then them
Starting point is 00:28:56 questions started coming like Roger Clemens they started coming with a little more heat on him fastballs so were you
Starting point is 00:29:02 reckless with her heart yo yo I said oh shit with a little more heat on him. Fastballs. So were you reckless? With her heart. Yo, I said, oh, shit. I said, oh, shit. Oh, we lit right now. Hey, I did that. Hey, I know that.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Yo, give me, I wrote that, nigga. I know that move. I wrote that. Hey, big dog, I see what you're doing now. With her heart? Yeah. Come move. I wrote that one. Hey big dog I see what you're doing now. With her heart come on. What a line. Get to it.
Starting point is 00:29:29 What a line. Well how did you feel when the verdict came and you were guilty? Gotcha. What were your feelings? I said oh this is going to be tough. I said I was angry. Then what's that next one he used?
Starting point is 00:29:50 Oh, the next one is what got him. He said some shit like saddened or just, he used to went to some vulnerable shit. I was like, oh, okay. Way to switch. Angry wasn't the way to start. Overwhelming feeling of despair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He switched it. He switched it real quick.
Starting point is 00:30:11 That's my man. He was up there working. He was up there working. Exactly. And not only that, he's lost a tremendous amount of weight. You're still checking out his body. No, no. But you're talking about the whole.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Still cute, ain't he? No, no, no. You're talking about the whole psychology of no no no you're talking about the whole psychology of everything the the planning that was involved in his demeanor his outfit everything was specifically chosen if you think about it when it comes to like courtrooms a lot of the times a defendant will change their physical appearance like they'll lose weight or whatever to seem meek meek yes imagine he comes in looking like kang you know big brolic huge exactly no one's gonna think vulnerability when they look at him he still had the kang nose Yes, imagine he comes in looking like Kang. You know, big, brolic, huge, black man.
Starting point is 00:30:46 No one's going to think vulnerability when they look at him. He still had the Kang nose, though. That's not going anywhere. I mean, it was all the way you wanted it. That's not boxed. But anyway, you were saying, you can't laugh with him. You have to go. This thing's stupid. You have to keep going. All right, you can't laugh with him. You have to go. This thing's stupid.
Starting point is 00:31:05 You have to keep going. All right, fuck it. Oh, man. Oh, my God. If we're grading it out of 10, how did he come off? Which piece? Hey, hold up. We ain't getting to the grade yet.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Would you have done it? Would I have done what? Went to court with him after he beat up the white girl? No. We're not spending 10 minutes on mail but you like the guy i yeah and still wouldn't why he was knocking you down before you had the cabin nobody knows that i'm saying allegedly what if we just met what if we just met like a couple of weeks ago true and we were talking and we're having a good time and I really, really like this guy. And then this shit happens.
Starting point is 00:31:48 No, sorry. So would you keep talking to him then? Maybe talk to him, but I probably would not be publicly out with him. No. I don't know if that'd be her option at that point. What you mean? You mean what I mean? You said you don't know if that would be her option?
Starting point is 00:32:06 Yeah, like you can sense when somebody is just not willing to stand next to you during a tough time. But I mean, realistically, what do I owe you at this point? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't owe anybody nothing. You don't owe anybody nothing. We just saying, would you do it? Because you like, like you said, you just met. Let's go about what you said.
Starting point is 00:32:21 You just met him. I just met him. You like the guy. Now he going through some shit. You want to know, would you come to court with him and support? You're saying no? Essentially, I don't really know you. Correct.
Starting point is 00:32:29 But I'm just. She said no. Okay. Yeah. They're in love. Would you continue to date the person? Would you continue to date the person? I might continue to talk to you behind the scenes, you know, quietly and privately.
Starting point is 00:32:42 But I'm not going to. I'm not going to risk the career that I've built I'm not going to risk my public persona because there's just too many variables at play that really have absolutely nothing to do with me and that is a hot that's high risk and I don't even know if it's high reward at this point because I don't know you we just met I agree with a thousand percent like I'm not we we've seen court cases where somebody go to court and some shit come out like that you ain't know about he ain't tell you about it could have been a video of him doing some wild shit you sitting behind him for three or four months now this video comes and and presents itself in court you look
Starting point is 00:33:20 like a complete dodo now I'll kick it with you behind closed doors, but I'm not talking with you publicly. If that person comes to you and says, your presence could help my case and my chances, you still say no? It depends on how long I've known them. You just met them? Yeah. Like, if I just met you, that's not really my obligation at that point. We cool, but I'm not. I don't like when people do the, if you just met them.
Starting point is 00:33:41 I don't like when people do that. Because it's vested interest, though. Because, of course, in conversation, if we just met, I'm not doing shit for you. We just met him. I don't like when people do that. Because it's vested interest, though. Because, of course, in conversation, if we just met, I'm not doing shit for you. We just met. But when you just meet somebody and there's interest
Starting point is 00:33:49 and you see potential and there's hope and you feel good about it, you made people do something that you wouldn't normally do. Yeah, but you also risk, you also weighing your risk at the same time, though.
Starting point is 00:33:57 It's definitely a risk assessment. And she is a public figure, too. Like, she's just not a regular working class citizen. Not that, you know what I'm saying? But she's a public figure too. Like she's just not a regular working class citizen. Not that, you know what I'm saying? But she's a public entity herself. So it could definitely have some potential backlash if she makes the wrong decision.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Got it. Would y'all, if the situation was reversed, you meet a young lady, she's an actress, and in the early stages something comes out, she has to go to court for something. Would y'all pop up with her? Yeah. I think the double standard is in your favor here.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Not in shining armor. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. She got that fire. Got to get it somehow. Got to get it somehow. Yeah, yeah. I'm popping up with her.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Who's that? Now I come popping up with her who's that now come out and trial that she's like an animal she did some wild like Joe said it's looked that different when y'all think
Starting point is 00:34:53 for guys and girls it is yeah that's the spicy ice listen you know I know I'm just asking a question that's the spicy
Starting point is 00:35:01 just trying to ask a question to the fellas yeah I fuck with it so do y'all think that someone asked him, do y'all think Disney asked him to do this? Do y'all think somebody asked him to do this interview? Why did he do this? It doesn't seem like he did himself many favors.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I think a lot of people walked away saying, all right, you did some of that shit. Yeah, I think so. Especially when they let the 911 call play. I think that they thought it was going to go differently. That 911 call, he had his acting calm voice on then too. But the impact of those words, she's unconscious. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Well, all right, nigga, how? Yeah. It sounds like it was a Disney play. It really, really, really, really does. Because he, I don't care how calm his demeanor was, he still looked uncomfortable it just looked like this was whatever team you've got assembled because a lot of his team has deflected so maybe he's like assembled a new one this was yeah you got to do it any hopes of salvaging your career and this could be bending the knee bro like yo this is we we like you said
Starting point is 00:36:04 disney owned all of this. All right, listen, you want to come back? You got to go out here. Yeah, you're going to look away. Humiliate yourself. Yeah, you got to humiliate yourself. You got to play the part.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Do y'all think he's still able to sell tickets? Yes. I think because when it comes to the, in Marvel, or just period? Both. In Marvel, people not necessarily
Starting point is 00:36:23 going for Jonathan Majors. Marvel has a fan base that's going to go to the movies regardless of him or not. Right? So I think a Marvel movie is still going to sell.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Especially Marvel does a good job of character development. They're going to push the Kang thing. They're going to give you the origin of Kang. They're going to do all of that.
Starting point is 00:36:40 So I think it'll definitely sell. I don't think he's necessarily a draw in a different film. Creed IV? He's not the draw So y'all think Marvel's gonna bring him back? I'm saying if to Joe's question if Marvel had him in the movie
Starting point is 00:36:57 I think that he will eventually sell tickets that's what I think. I've never left the fact that I think there'll be a comeback I don't know how it'll be done but I don't think we've seen the end of him. Me either. Way too many people got rich. True. And it's too much money still riding on him.
Starting point is 00:37:14 They was rolling Kang out, bro. You know how much it was in the middle of it. People already spent millions and millions of dollars probably, writers, costume people, all of that shit, to just scrap this project now. writers, costume people, all of that shit to just scrap this project now. And I don't think it was but so many names on the same list as him where he was. Like if you have to replace him,
Starting point is 00:37:32 what are you talking about? Jonathan David Washington. You're talking about like the young black acting crop of Americans. Not even, well not really necessarily. Not even Americans, but somebody that could pull off a superhero. John Boyega was a name that was kind of thrown around.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Star Wars, they cloned Tyrone. I know what you're talking about. He said he wasn't doing that. But I don't think he could pull off a superhero role to me. Like, Jonathan Majors has the body type. Jonathan Majors has all of that. Stop it. I'm telling you something.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Yo, Jonathan Majors can pull off a superhero. You can't just throw my man that did the Book of Clarence. And he's an amazing actor. Lakeith Stanfield.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Yeah, Lakeith Stanfield is an amazing actor. He can't just, I don't think, be inserted into a superhero role. You was going to sneak in some Book of Clarence. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:38:23 I didn't even see it. You get to your shit, man. I didn't see it i'm just i'm just saying lakeith i like him and all the shit that he plays and you can't just insert him into a marvel superhero picture that's not really his style even if he could pull it off i think marvel got themselves protected in this this particular case because one of the main things about kang is he has infinite amount of variants so all the other characters don't have that so even with Jonathan Majors they can now swap him for someone
Starting point is 00:38:52 else and just say it's a variant and literally describe something totally different and it keep going it's the oh it's one of the only characters where he's died three times already they keep like different versions no no no no. No, no, no. This is not spoiler alert. This is all previous movies and stuff. Every time he's been introduced, he's died. But there's different versions that keep coming up. So because of that, we can say, okay, this is the newer version of Kang.
Starting point is 00:39:16 This is this one. They have that flexibility with this character only. Interesting. Gotcha. To everybody in here not named Ice, just a real quick question. In in Avengers is Thanos the good guy or the bad guy oh can I answer no nice alas depends on perspective I'm asking you yours he made some points but he was he was the villain he was why oh I can't talk what are you doing I'm sorry he was a villain because you don't get to determine who's who lives
Starting point is 00:39:45 expendable and who's not he was a bad guy theoretically theoretically though this is a quick thing you guys
Starting point is 00:39:52 no I'm just saying do you have an answer for this I don't I no have at it I heard he was
Starting point is 00:39:58 bad he didn't do that Ish what your answer oh I said that he's he's the villain but he's he made some good
Starting point is 00:40:06 points you said theoretically you don't get to determine he didn't determine he snapped and it was just half random that's not determining who lives and dies left it up to complete randomness you determined to snap your fingers but you said you determined who lives and dies. We can keep going, but he's right. What do you think? Oh, he's not a bad guy at all. No. Neither was Ultron. Not a real guy.
Starting point is 00:40:30 We're not going to go there. All right, so Jonathan Majors, we send you our love. Yeah. I'll be a blockbuster when it drops. I'll be a 2B wherever it's coming first. Sounds loud. Where are you putting that shit at? iPads. Wherever it's going, putting that shit at? On iPads.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Wherever it's going, I'm going to go check it out. He's going to pop up on next season of The Morning Show with Jennifer Aniston. Watch. He's just going to watch. He's going to show you. It's going to be the A24 movie or something. Yeah. He's going to be on the run.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Something indie. Yeah. He'll be on Plex. He'll be on Plex. Him and Mel Ford. Would you work with him? Yes. Yes, I would. Would you work with him? Yes. Yes, I would.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Read them lines, Coretta. Selma, too. You know what? Hate. That's hate. I know you've been there reading them lines. Okay. And pow, she said. You're such a man.
Starting point is 00:41:17 What? Oh, man. And pow, she said. Shut up. Even after all of this, you'll work with him? Yes. Yeah, I would got it
Starting point is 00:41:26 I believe in redemption I believe people can make mistakes I believe in that that's dope okay more people need to do that true
Starting point is 00:41:38 no what else we got what else we got it's dying to talk about Book of Clarence but fuck that. No. I never seen Book of Clarence.
Starting point is 00:41:47 We know. Nine Minute Jay-Z song. It's coming. D'Angelo. We know. I didn't know. Oh, it's coming. It's coming.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Nine Minute? Nine Minutes. Nine Minutes. Jay-Z and D'Angelo. Book of Clarence soundtrack. I think this is dropping Friday. Okay. I heard a couple things dropping Friday.
Starting point is 00:42:03 What else you heard? 21 Savage is supposed to be dropping a new album. Oh, yeah. Does it go along with the docuseries with Childish Gambino? They don't know. We don't know. I'm looking forward to that. That looks hilarious.
Starting point is 00:42:18 I was going to ask y'all. It's the top of the year. You've already mentioned Jay-Z. We mentioned 21. Are there any people that you're looking forward to to drop? Rihanna. Top of the year. You know, you've already mentioned Jay-Z. We've mentioned 21. Are there any people that you're looking forward to the drop? Rihanna. That's all right.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Keep looking. Keep looking. John Lennon. All right. Michael Jackson. We going there with it. I'm waiting on Summer Walker. While I was listening to her last project the other day
Starting point is 00:42:45 I scrolled down that shit said 2021 2022 like I didn't realize it was that long ago it was no no
Starting point is 00:42:54 oh in the in the 2022 November 2022 that ain't bad though that's not bad yeah that's not bad her not bad
Starting point is 00:43:03 I'm waiting you don't get three years to just do whatever. Her. Not bad. I'm waiting. You don't get three years to just do whatever you want. Something's coming. Her, I'm waiting on. Sir, I'm waiting on. I'd like to hear the SZA bonus, whatever is supposed to be coming, if people stop leaking her shit. I'm so sick of them, yo.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Yeah. You can stop leaks. Like, don't put your phone on the computer on the internet. It's not like... SZA is important enough of an act. Bluetooth the bounce to her phone. Like, you can very easily avoid this. Yeah, the label will figure out where the leak is at and step on it.
Starting point is 00:43:38 They might not, but you could just very simply unplug the Ethernet cable and turn off the little Wi-Fi thing in your MacBook and then just air drop the bounce you don't have to live like this yeah but see that got me thinking if they doing that then they doing that like I don't even almost believe this shit I don't believe
Starting point is 00:43:56 that's what I was getting ready to say I don't believe there was a leak at all I don't think none of these shits I think these are oops nah but I have had prominent people reach out to me and say we're not leaking this shit. When we've had these kind of discussions before, what should we do to stop it? I give them that exact shit.
Starting point is 00:44:11 And if you need a feature, send an assistant with the hard drive over to the studio. But the prominent person, what about the person on the other side? What you mean? Like a feature. Okay, cool. You are a prominent artist A. And you give me a record. I leak it. So yeah, y'all stop the leak on your end you get what i'm saying you want me to do a feature or something man put
Starting point is 00:44:30 this shit out that'll stop it or that yeah drop yeah drop allow people to purchase i thought this was coming out in december now we had in february i think leaks are the mixtapes whereas we put it out enough people hear about it get to talking about it but you know people live and die on these streaming platforms so now that builds up the hype for it so some people might hear it on youtube hear it there soundcloud it whatever but now you get the build up for your drop and now you get the drop and i think they are strategically planning leaks but if you're artists of that magnitude does it behoove you to leak the shirt yes today because again everybody lives and die on dsps so it's out but it's not out the people who rush to we want to hear something or let me go to apple spotify wherever to hear it they can't hear it yet and it's a big number of people who prefer to listen over there
Starting point is 00:45:17 so now you're building up anticipation instead of you just dropping out the blue the leak is the new rollout i don't believe that i don't believe that there's a leak and even if it is i don't really care drop the music drop the music i don't want to see tweets about it tell the label tell top tell punch like i'm just sick of seeing artists complain every day about something yeah which leads me to ari lennox yeah so she was uh speaking on her live and she was talking about her experience with the Rod Wave tour. And you remember I came in here and asked you guys about, you know, when management puts you on a tour,
Starting point is 00:45:52 and it might feel like an ill kind of placement, you know? She was expressing how awful the experience was. I was never comfortable. I just remember every show just racing to get off stage racing to get through my set and then I found a spot where I was comfortable and I started trying to communicate with the audience and then when I realized they were getting angry at me affirming them. I was like, okay, this is. You're getting angry that I'm affirming you.
Starting point is 00:46:31 This is not my crowd. And it'll never be. And that's all right. That's all right. You know what I mean? So it was tough. Like, it was tough. And it was heavy on my soul. Like, feeling that energy.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Especially the day when the bottle happened because that side of the stage, like, I felt the energy. I wasn't surprised that it happened. I felt it. It was, first of all, it was just all darkness. That's literally the energy that was coming from the left side of life.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Don't affirm me. Yo, don't affirm me at the show, my nigga. Man, I just want to hit some slaps. That's it. Just play the slaps. Why are you trying to affirm me at a... What is she talking... Mel. Yes. Come on, because I know you're going to
Starting point is 00:47:17 be the only positive one here, so come on. Try to do something. I know how the niggas feel. I just feel like if she was, let's just say she was opening for Erykah Badu,
Starting point is 00:47:30 that whole affirming the audience thing, that would have been received by said audience. True. That's why I was asking the question about what happens
Starting point is 00:47:40 when you're on a tour where you know as the artist, no matter what I do, this is not my crowd. I might be this might be the same type of music. It's R&B. You know, I'm saying, but it's not the same crowd and I'm not winning people over. I'm offending them with my existence. How are you supposed to keep on pushing through that when you feel like I am not in the right place? supposed to keep on pushing through that when you feel like I am not in the right place. My whole, my whole, my whole, my whole steez.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Run off stage and act like somebody flashed a gun in the crowd. Oh my God. Run off stage and act like. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. R. Kelly and Jay. Find the angle. Same shit. Oh, this is what I call, see, we got gap insurance. We got gap insurance.
Starting point is 00:48:21 I'm burning this car. What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? What are you talking about? Because what the fuck are we talking about? Oh, my. It's so tough. It's so tough to even talk music.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Yeah. It is. It's so tough to even discuss it. It is. Okay. And I guess your feelings, right? right like your feelings are your feelings but in art we in artists world like we tell each other all the time and entertainment is different are you trying to sell records or nah are you trying to entertain the people at the show or
Starting point is 00:48:58 nah or nah yeah are you trying to introduce yourself to a new audience yeah or nah are you trying to appeal to some more people or nah are you trying to get yourself to a new audience or nah? Are you trying to appeal to some more people or nah? Are you trying to get in front of some people that may not be familiar with you or your music or your set and have to work through a difficult set? You're not going through nothing that no, pardon me, please. You're not going through nothing that no other artist that's tried to do this has gone through. And only today, because you niggas got your TikToks and your Snapchats and your InstaLives
Starting point is 00:49:31 and instant access, immediate access to your audience. See, they didn't used to really be there before. That's how you knew niggas that really wanted to kick it with their audience because they found a way to kick it with their audience. But now you niggas just hit a button
Starting point is 00:49:45 and cry. Cry. Being an opening act is difficult no matter what. No matter what. They're not here for you. They're not here for you. That's it. It's not about you. Point blank period. Your job is to go out there and try to win some people over. Try to
Starting point is 00:50:01 put on a good show. Bring good energy. Even if they're not giving it back, you have to win them over. Or you stay doing the smaller spots that you did. Don't grow then. Stay right there. Stay doing the small, no disrespect to them, but the small clubs or whatever you were doing where only your fans show up and they cheer you on
Starting point is 00:50:21 and they receive your affirmations and they love you. Anybody that could tour, it's a blessing. So don't think that we kicking your back. No matter what size the venue is, I don't care if it's SOB, Sony Hall, Irvin Plaza, it's a blessing. Whatever the capacity is. But if you don't want
Starting point is 00:50:37 to do that show, don't fucking tell us. Tell your team and the people that talk to you for months about this tour coming up with rod wave who is selling out arenas nationwide yep as a as an artist anybody that brings that to me you got to at least entertain it on the table and if you don't want to do it then don't do it y'all know i'm a big advocate of that i I came in here when Summer Walker was doing all that shit. I said she should not be on that tour.
Starting point is 00:51:08 If you having a problem with the audience or moving or being an extrovert or smiling or singing, then get off the road. But we're not far from a pandemic. Inflation is high as a motherfucker. Who is turning down that type of coin the bulk coin everybody ain't even privy to get the bulk oh we got how many shows oh there's 40 of them from march to fucking october you not you have to work yourself to the position to say no to that. And fuck the coin, the opportunity. Yeah, like.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Well, I went to coin because she don't seem to be too grateful for that opportunity. Okay. So then what are you doing this for? She did say she got a chance to pay her bills, catch up on bills. She did say that. Okay, she really said that? Yes. See,
Starting point is 00:52:06 and that's the state of artistry today, is that you don't really know when and where the artistry is kicking in because of desperation. But even if you're desperate, in my opinion, that makes more reason why you're going to go out
Starting point is 00:52:24 there and try to put on a hell of a show regardless of any obstacle. If that's in you. Yeah. But if that's not in you, then it has the reverse effect of I'm not really into this. That's true. Because the light in my fire is not lit properly. Let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:52:40 And then I don't even like this. If I'm Rod Wave. I'm tight. If I'm Rod Wave and I see this on, come on, come on, come on, come on, yo. Come on, man. Let me ask you a question. So back in your days, you guys would fight through it, right? You'll fight through it. You'll just go through the shows.
Starting point is 00:52:55 But then you just stated that if you don't feel comfortable, if you don't like it, get off the road. So are you in the middle? Are you adjusting to the new times? Because back in the days, like when you was going on tour, if you didn't like something, you'd fight. Y'all niggas is fighting through it. Nigga, we gonna fight through this shit. Besides what R. Kelly did, that bullshit he did.
Starting point is 00:53:12 So what I'm asking you is that, where do you stand on that? Should she be an artist and fight through it and perform fuck how you feel? I stand in whatever it is that you want to do. Me, I would go out there. You'll fight through it. That's what I'm just saying. I would go out. And if I don't go out there, then I'm going to my team and telling them to route 76 small cities, small dates for me so I can get out there and do the work.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Yeah. I got to go do the work to get comfortable. Before Wiz was selling out all them fucking arenas, that's back when Mac Miller and them niggas was hitting the road, that whole little crew out there made West. They was doing the college tours. They didn't get to arenas yet. Anything. They was getting to it. And then, if you do that enough,
Starting point is 00:53:56 if you hit this city enough, the next year, the next two years you go back, they'll be there waiting for you. She went out there the next day with a football helmet on. Which was funny. But in hindsight. It's only funny if it's funny.
Starting point is 00:54:13 It's only funny if she's in on the joke. If she not into it and she cut her phone on saying, oh my god, woe is me, then I got a problem with woe is me, this woe is me era. I do. From guys, from girls. Everybody.
Starting point is 00:54:30 I hate it. They've weaponized the woe is me. And now it leads to opportunity for them. The victims is up. Fam, you cut your camera on crying at your camera, you get an outpour of support. But they're not
Starting point is 00:54:45 are they up are they they're just they're up uh uh from a social media standpoint but are they up what's what's more valuable getting sympathy from people or bodying a fucking major look on a tour today yes these motherfuckers care about social media sympathies i'm talking yo dog if i'm bottom fucking line yeah but if i'm an R&B singer see because you gotta pick your spot right do you want the relevant
Starting point is 00:55:09 poppin dude tour which is Rod Wave yes or there are plenty of R&B tours
Starting point is 00:55:16 running around new edition escape jagged edge fuck they out there like Keith Sweat 112
Starting point is 00:55:23 Valentine's Day is coming. They putting out. You could go get with the crowd that you need to get with. She said she wanted to open up for red hot chili peppers. Like, how am I supposed to see? Forget it. She did.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Exactly. What do you think will happen at that show? Boo! Hey, for the people that always wondered why I never tried to sign an artist, this is exactly why I never tried. Artists are crazy. Yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Artists are nuts. It's glorified babysitting. It's, yeah. Red hot chili peppers. And it's fucked up, though, because it is somebody's job somewhere to figure out how to advance Ari Lennox. Yeah. Figure out an angle. to advance Ari Lennox.
Starting point is 00:56:03 Yeah, figure out an angle. Somebody has to still figure this out. Especially in an era where songstresses seem to be doing extremely well. And she's amazing, by the way. She's talented. Yes, she is. She's great. She's got joints. Call Jasmine Sullivan. Plan some shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:21 That's true. I just don't like you grabbing your phone to tell the audience how miserable you were when you didn't tell your team or you told them and they didn't really care I don't like sob stories from good opportunities because that's what I don't like what a blessing
Starting point is 00:56:35 life is great I'm not making a sob story out of it even if some shit rubs me the wrong way you're right about the social media thing Ari's whole thing is that since she stopped drinking, she basically, you know, went on this whole journey
Starting point is 00:56:50 of self-discovery and she's learned things about herself. She has shared this very openly with her audience. And so I can... And what she received for that from them.
Starting point is 00:56:58 And she receives a lot of validation and affirmation. That's a trigger in your brain, bro. Yes. It releases like dopamine. Yes. Once you start seeing the yes, yes, yes, we love you, we love,
Starting point is 00:57:06 like you get that. To her, this was no different. This was her sharing a painful experience with her audience that has in the past, by experience, she has received, it's been well received.
Starting point is 00:57:18 So this is no different. That's why I think she did it. Bro, if anytime I have a bad day or I'm mad at anything, I can cut the phone off and start crying into the camera, and get this outpour of support and love from complete strangers, bots, half of them, and make me feel better, I'm going to do it. And that's what a lot of these artists do.
Starting point is 00:57:36 If I got to hear all about the self-improvement, then I don't want to hear all about you being a victim. Personally, for me, I don't want to hear both. I'm just personally for me I don't want to hear both either self-improve and heal on your fucking own I don't have to hear
Starting point is 00:57:52 every little step you take I don't have to know about it but what she was also saying is that this had an effect on her mental health that's what she was also saying yo
Starting point is 00:57:59 enough Mel Mel Mel look at me take your haters blockers off. Enough of that. That shit is fucking over, yo.
Starting point is 00:58:10 In 2024, I'm kicking y'all in the fucking back. Enough of that. Enough. I'm only stating what you said. Man, listen, as a nigga that suffered with it, I wasn't trying to show and tell every fucking body every second. I don't want to hear
Starting point is 00:58:27 all this mental health shit publicly. I don't. That can sound bad. I don't. It kind of does. No, it don't. No, it don't.
Starting point is 00:58:34 It can be disingenuous. I stand on it, yo. People using that as a marketing ploy. Yeah, stop it. To gain attention. Go get help. Understood.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Exactly. Let me call a phone number or some shit if you need some real assistance in this. Let me go talk to a professional. The motherfuckers talking back to you in your comments and on your page are not professionals to deal with your mental health. Instagram is not your fucking therapist. It ain't. It ain't. But it triggers that release of dopamine and you think you feel better now.
Starting point is 00:59:05 And I want Ari to find a tour that works for her. I do. That whole rant was not directed at her. No. Even though the blogs were chopped up and made. Of course it was. But yeah, no, enough of all this. I'm a victim.
Starting point is 00:59:15 My mental health. Then shut the fuck up and do something about it. Go check in. There's plenty of programs going on out here. There's plenty of places you can go, people you can talk to. Come on. Come on. And I'm not talking to people that are helpless and
Starting point is 00:59:27 don't know what to do. I'm not talking to them. I'm talking about the people that are pressing the button on their phone to tell us about it. I think we're in a society where What type of society are we in? Nah, for real. Obstacles, yo. People just be said that. Nah, obstacles, yo.
Starting point is 00:59:45 People just be bitching. Like, in real life, dog, it's obstacles and hurdles that you got to get around and talk about. Nowadays, the second something is just not a cakewalk, we can cut a phone off. Uh-huh. We can say, what was me? Yo, it's fucked up. Like, I don't, y'all know already.
Starting point is 01:00:02 I'm not. Man, listen. They thrive off sympathy. Bro, dog. Yeah. The realall know already. Man, listen. They thrive off sympathy. Bro, dog. The real world has ups and downs, my nigga. See, that's the problem with all this instant gratification, order Uber right to your door, check out, check yourself out. Hey, at some point, it's not going to be on your terms.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Word. I want to learn from the solution. Inconvenience is, I'm sorry. That's okay, bro. Like, inconvenience is real, my nigga. In real life, you're going to get inconvenienced sometimes. This is what I want to say to the people. After you go seek the help, tell me how that went.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Tell me how it cured you and helped you. That would influence me to go. You niggas just doing it in real time, I don't give a fuck. No disrespect to anybody that's suffering from mental health, but I agree with Joe. Niggas is tired of it. It's tiring. You're just looking for cries and outpour. Go to fucking see help. Yo, I went to go see Dr. Zismore
Starting point is 01:00:52 down the block. Yo, he helped me. I'm good. I'm in great health. Promote the doctors. Guide us somewhere where we can go and seek the help. Because when you're doing that, a lot of niggas don't believe in doing that. If we watch you do that in real time, that tells me
Starting point is 01:01:07 a nigga that may be going through something, man, fuck out of here. I don't believe in that therapy shit, because look, it's not working. Look what she's doing. Look what he's doing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And to take it back to the performance aspect for two seconds, if the left side is dark,
Starting point is 01:01:23 then go to the fucking right side. Yeah, that's the right. Then go to the fucking right side. Yeah, that's a fact. Or go to the left and embrace that shit. Or that. Bring them in. Sometimes you got to do that as a performer. Yo, this side is dead. Let me go over here and get them hype and get them to rock with me. That's a good point. Yeah, that's when you cut the music off and sing SWV week. I don't know what it is. Sing fucking Keisha Cole. I remember. I was just in the spot. As soon as it came on, they muted it and we sung the rest.
Starting point is 01:01:52 It's one of those songs. Come on, man. Adversity is a good teacher. True. You're from the old school. Your view on it is different. No, no, no. But don't say that.
Starting point is 01:02:03 The people that view it a certain way are the people that are able to tour by themselves that's true true travis scott go get two million for the show put one five back into the show kanye west same thing like you gotta dog the people that give a fuck about it they can go and do do it. It ain't no bad days. Yeah. In terms of, for the audience. Nigga, Drake went on tour, came back, said,
Starting point is 01:02:29 I'm taking a break, came back and announced another tour. Another tour. Yep. Stop with this shit, man. The people that could tour, it's a blessing.
Starting point is 01:02:35 True. It's too many people on the internet trying to turn their blessings into punishment. Well, you know, the other part of that is believing these internet numbers.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Yeah, I was just about to drive that amazing punchline home, but go ahead. What you you know, the other part of that is believing these internet numbers. Yeah, I was just about to drive that amazing punchline home, but go ahead. What you were saying, the internet? I hate this guy. I do, man. I do.
Starting point is 01:02:53 But people believe in these internet numbers, yo. They think it's more important than... I got a certain amount of followers. Yo, they told me my streams did this. So now when you go outside, you think all of them people are coming this out to see you.
Starting point is 01:03:06 They're not. If you said I was fucked up, the tour helped me pay my bills. Don't diss that tour. That's the end of the story. Don't diss that tour though. Word. I looked Corey in his eyes one morning
Starting point is 01:03:20 and said, yo, I had two verses done, a verse and a half. Yo, I'm not doing that battle rap shit. I don't want to. And he said, all right, well, the rent need to be paid. And we behind like three months. And I spent the first half on all the bills that we was, took my little goofy ass back
Starting point is 01:03:46 upstairs with the pen I said yo that was the end of that I'm not feeling it as an excuse to not do shit as an entertainer is trash these new fucking entertainers are spoiled and have it easy
Starting point is 01:04:04 they cater to it every turn These new fucking entertainers are spoiled and have it easy. Uh-huh. Yeah. They cater to it every turn. In my day, the niggas that got catered to is when you hit that shit out the park. True. These niggas today is just catered to. That's true. Ain't proved nothing.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Ain't even get off the bat yet. Ain't done nothing. No slap. No timeless music. No classic album. No fucking fucking y'all niggas ain't Cardi B'd your way into nothing you niggas didn't make your fucking regular name a brand
Starting point is 01:04:32 so that you ain't gotta do nothing for 5, 6, 7 years that ain't your story do something that's true lazy sexist shit and the niggas like me gotta be retired from the fucking rigors of the game to look at my phone and just see spoiled fucking children that's right damn if i can hit this reverse age button on these
Starting point is 01:04:53 niggas they don't have to work at it and not to say i really had it locked down at 21 either like after i put my first album out i thought it was time for a break it's like step one of where I kind of let myself go. I ruined that one. I jacked that one up. How you going to tell somebody to go in the studio when they just dropped their album, singles is playing, bitches is coming? You got to decide.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Well, yeah, I was like, you want me to do what, Kevin Lowndes? Go work. No. All right. I got a little hummer. He was right. In 2002, that was the era
Starting point is 01:05:29 where all the niggas would just tell you, nigga, I'm rich already. You can do what you want. Well, yeah, he was right. She used to work, too. Yeah. You used to listen to that?
Starting point is 01:05:40 What'd you say to that? There's nothing you can say to that. Nothing? Yeah. These artists don't be getting tough love like that. And then when they get it, when you get a little glimpse of it, like when dude did the podcast talking about reason, everybody's like, get crazy.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Oh, my God, how could you say that? Man, because it's my job to figure out how to progress this talent. It's also my job to tell you the truth sometimes. Like, yo, my man, let me show you what we really dealing with. If it ain't hidden, it ain't't hidden i'm not talking about reason shout out to reason but just period somebody got to deliver tough news to artists and my last point about ari and then we can move on to my favorite part of the show is if that's not your thing then let us see what your thing is like what if that's not what you want to do to gain audience,
Starting point is 01:06:25 then what is your route to gain new fans, new audience, be in front of new people? Find an angle. Yeah. Yeah. Let me put my stunner shades on. Mel,
Starting point is 01:06:34 let me take my stunner shades off. All right. All right. Another week of somebody hitting on prize picks. That's not Joe Budden. Big parts. Bigden. Big Parks. Big Saturday. Let me tell them what PrizePix is.
Starting point is 01:06:49 PrizePix is the number one daily fantasy sports app in all of North America. Everybody's getting money except for Joseph Anthony Budden Jr. Really easy, really simple, really quick. I see a lot of people playing too. I see a lot of people playing. All. I see a lot of people playing.
Starting point is 01:07:05 All you have to do is select two or more players. Look at their projected stats and guess more or less. You can go to the specials tab and pick players from different leagues, NBA, NFL, for a chance to win up to 25 times your money. And in some instances, if you do a demon pick or demon picks. I had a couple of them. Up to 100. You can get up to 100 times your money. Parks won two grand off of how much?
Starting point is 01:07:30 Two and some change. I think it was 100 bucks. Come on, man. Stunt. Come on, man. I think it was 100 bucks. I hate it had to be him, man. It was against the Colts.
Starting point is 01:07:39 Houston showed up for me. I spoke to Zaire, man. That was an amazing game. He didn't sound the greatest. Nah, nah. It was still wearing on him the day after. Salute toaire, man. That was an amazing game. He didn't sound the greatest. Nah, nah. It was still wearing on him the day after. Salute to them, though.
Starting point is 01:07:47 They had a great season. He's coming up here to the event. I bet. He'll be here Friday. I bet. He coming right up. He ain't watching no football or nothing.
Starting point is 01:07:55 You tell us how you won. What did I do? I did a six play. I think the six play is, you know what I mean, the way you want to do. A little mix of mores and lesses. CJ Stroud went crazy, picked it.
Starting point is 01:08:07 Minshew did not, picked it. Pittman did not, picked it. Nico Collins went crazy, almost won that one off the first fucking play. Wow. Singletary did what he needed to do. Jonathan Taylor did what he needed to do. A couple demons in there. I had Jonathan Taylor, Pittman messed up three of them up.
Starting point is 01:08:24 You know what I mean? A couple demons in there. I had Jonathan Taylor, Pittman, messed up three of my yamins. I'm going to give you my Joe Budden genius or not so genius plays of the week. I'm back with a six pick. I'm here. C.J. Strout seems to be a given for me. I have him at more than 245.5 yards. I think he's going to go crazy. Even though I like that Browns defense, I think Houston's going to win that game.
Starting point is 01:08:46 I believe him. He's him. I believe in CJ. Yeah, he is. Because the Carolina organization has to be really kicking themselves in the butt. Oh, my God. Pat Mahomes, I have him for more than 260 and a half yards. I might take the less.
Starting point is 01:08:57 I'll take the less. I'll take the less. But go ahead. He has to do that. He has to. For them to win? He has to do it. He does.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Devin Singletary, I have him for less than 59 and a half rushing yards. That's reasonable. Isaiah Pacheco. If I have Pat Mahomes doing more than 260, I have him doing less than 68 and a half rushing yards. Okay. I have Matthew Stafford doing more than one and a half touchdowns. That's a demon play.
Starting point is 01:09:20 Okay. And I have Aiden Hutchinson with more than 0.25 sacks. Oh yeah, he gonna get one. I think he'll get one. He gonna get one. It's not bad. Those are my Joe Button Genius or Not So Genius picks of the week. Good luck to you out there, gentlemen. Remember to use the code JBPJBP. Where would we be
Starting point is 01:09:38 without the J-B-P? Good luck me and Corey, you know what I mean? Oh man. Ice in too. Okay. Ice in. Not y'all. Don't leave ice out what I mean Oh man Ice in too Oh okay Ice in Not y'all Don't leave ice out I mean
Starting point is 01:09:48 Not big money Yeah yeah Not big money I mean I want a couple Little monies too But it's a nice one It's a big money I was cracking
Starting point is 01:09:55 On the first two weeks Yeah Little chip Couple hundred here Couple hundred there Type shit And they took it all back They took it all back
Starting point is 01:10:03 Alright where were we on On our tour talks? We were done with tour talks? No, no, no. Yeah, get to the fucking right side of the stage. Move. We talking tours. The left side is throwing shit up here.
Starting point is 01:10:16 You hit me. You hit me. And I can't throw it back. Wait, that's the thing now. These fans, the new fans can aim. The new fans can aim. They got a little arm on them. So if you're not Miguel, then you should go backstage or put a helmet on.
Starting point is 01:10:33 Miguel just going to run and leg kick. Hover. Bow! Leg kick. I thought you were going to say just hover above him. Nah, you know what I mean? A little harder to hit. Well, that too.
Starting point is 01:10:42 That too. You know what I mean? Miguel jumped out there at the award show. Leg drop. Leg drop.? Well, that too. That too. You know what I mean? Miguel jumped out there at the award show. Leg drop. Leg drop. Critically injured that girl. Classic moment. We never found out
Starting point is 01:10:51 how much he paid on that. We don't never get the real tea. Nah. It's fine. It's fine. But you were saying ice. I think we are going to get the real tea
Starting point is 01:10:57 when this tour coming up. Kevin Hart's ex-wife says she's going on tour with Cat Williams because she wants to launch her comedy career. Oh, man. See what social comedy career. Oh, man. See what social media does?
Starting point is 01:11:08 Oh, man. It's foul out here. I'm not blaming social media for that. It's a dirty game. That's dirty. I'm not blaming social media. I am. Why?
Starting point is 01:11:17 Tell me. One, we saw Cat Williams go crazy on social media. Mm-mm. Right? Mm-mm. So it put a battery in her back now to get her little words out against her own boy.
Starting point is 01:11:29 And what dirtier way than to go on tour with, it's like your ex-girl going on tour with the niggas, that's your nemesis, that pop. The opps. I couldn't disagree more. I was going to say, where did she say anything about her jokes are going to be derogatory towards Kevin? She didn't. It's like an insinuation. You can read through that.
Starting point is 01:11:53 Wow. Listen, even though I'm young, man. Do you know anything about her history with Kevin? I know a little bit. But my point is this. Even if she don't make one joke in his direction, the fact that you're going on tour with him, period, speaks volumes. And he didn't have nothing nice to say about Kevin Hart.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Okay, so. What are you talking about? I mean, that's his ex-wife, so she might actually feel the same way. That's number one. Number two, Kevin Hart being the megastar that he is and the fact that she is a very competent joke writer and probably stand-up comedian,
Starting point is 01:12:26 why didn't he ever give her the opportunity? Why not just, weren't we just talking about opportunity? We were. And finding opportunity and finding your lane?
Starting point is 01:12:34 Well, if it's not going to be with the person that you think is the person who should put you on. Get in the kitchen, man. Get in the kitchen. Talk to him, man.
Starting point is 01:12:41 Get in the kitchen. Find the fucking lane and find the opportunity and fucking explode it. Play with your little water bottle, nigga. Play with your little water bottle, nigga. Play with your little water bottle. Yeah, mute it up.
Starting point is 01:12:48 Mute it up. Hold it there. You agree with that? Because you were standing on the other side. I don't agree with that, but I'm hype on her, nigga. It's cool. You said what? You picked your pom poms up.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Nigga, why would she check you and you want to attack me? I got nothing to say, nigga. Yeah, you talked to Ted. Yeah, don't do that. We can have some opinion. She said something, nigga. Go at her. Get that nigga, Mel. And I'm on your side.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Yeah, hootie-oo. She was kicking so crazy, I had to get out of the kitchen. She set the kitchen on fire. Mel is absolutely right in this take. Well, no. Come on, Joe. Stop, Joe. She couldn't be.
Starting point is 01:13:19 You got mad at your man. Not mad at your man, but you criticized your man for still being your ex's manager. I don't know what you mean. No, it was a joke. It was a joke, so you didn't really mean that. I didn't say nothing to him about that. I thought you were. That might have been my suggestion.
Starting point is 01:13:31 It was. Oh, I take that back. Yeah, that ain't me. I take that back. Okay, I take that back. I take that back. You was part of my fault. Yeah, that was a part of my manipulation.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, no. Who? I saw her. Sorry. Yeah, no, no, now. Who, Ice or Shorty? Yeah, now, now, now, my man to get your career together. Now, you can imagine what you need. You want to take some platinum?
Starting point is 01:13:53 All right, hold up, let me call Ice, man. Let's see, Ice, I think you're shy in this position. Ice will hold you down. Yo, Mark, you're getting your shit up over there. Ice, you hear him? I hear him. I hear him. He going through crazy over there.
Starting point is 01:14:04 I hear him. Yeah, now, He going too crazy over there. I hear him. Yeah, no. Ish. As dudes. Back up one minute. As dudes. Right? This is a tough lesson you got to learn sometimes.
Starting point is 01:14:16 When we fuck over our ex and they leave and feel like we fucked them over, they going to do what the fuck they wanna do. That get back a mug. That's true. I'm not disagreeing with that.
Starting point is 01:14:28 Doesn't make it right. She has taken, this is not her first rodeo. She's done this at every turn whenever some bullshit come up with Kev. She's making a point to let y'all know, I'm a comedian, I'm a joke writer, I am a writer. I helped write some of that shit that was funny for him he played me nigga Donald left me out here to drive same
Starting point is 01:14:52 thing my first baby mama be saying don't go and get some success she wrote pump it up this is what the story gonna be no but she was there for the dark nights of crying and loneliness and just all the rigors that, all the tough shit that come with trying to be an artist. But you see, you acknowledge that. Them other niggas, they acknowledge that. So Kevin Hart did, hey, whatever happened, she left and she's bitter about how she left.
Starting point is 01:15:15 And my career takes a little hit because you left. If I was pouring into you, which women do, and then you go pop and leave me, then I got to do what's best for me at all times. And Cat Williams is still Cat Williams. Why would she not, as an up and coming comedian looking for a break, take that opportunity back to our Ari Leonard's conversation? Opportunity. Back to our Ari Lenders conversation. You think comedians of Cat's stature are banging down her door
Starting point is 01:15:50 with touring opportunities frequently? I don't. So you think she should turn that down? Because of the optics. If you could get back a shorty that took your doors. Never. You wouldn't buy some doors up underneath there or something? Never's still angry about that i would be too no i'm not i would but i would never do my my integrity is different than that so i'm not doing something
Starting point is 01:16:17 at somebody just because they did something to me it's not a get back to me well i'm gonna be regardless but we unpacking the get back part of it, but the truth of it is she's a comedian. He's a big time comedian. And known for putting on lesser known comedians. True indeed. I don't think that
Starting point is 01:16:38 she looks the worst doing that. I don't. Now, if I'm Kevin Hart, then I feel like you. No, I'm thinking. Then you got to get your Jonathan Majors on. I don't. Now, if I'm Kevin Hart, then I feel like you. No, I'm thinking... Then you gotta get your Jonathan Majors on. Stuff her somewhere. You gotta stuff her in like a basement in Katy, Texas.
Starting point is 01:16:54 For real. On Dateline the other day, that nigga had a freezer buried in his little garage. Are you sure that Shorty is a comedian? Yes. Put your little Android away. I never heard that she was a comedian Yes Yes Okay Yeah Put your little Android away No that's what I was I was looking
Starting point is 01:17:06 I never heard that She was a comedian But she's been critical Of Kevin Hart For the last Damn near decade Like any opportunity She gets to speak
Starting point is 01:17:14 If we break up And you go make 500 million dollars Without me Then I'm gonna be Critical of you And I wrote jokes with you And I wrote jokes
Starting point is 01:17:20 Yeah I'm gonna be critical of you I don't know why men Feel And the way he departed The relationship was not On the up and up Yeah I don gonna be critical of you I don't know why men feel and the way he departed the relationship was not on the up and up so let's just
Starting point is 01:17:27 I don't be into according to her we don't know that that part according to her it wasn't there man but I mean she's the one making the moves
Starting point is 01:17:33 and you don't know that she wasn't there he spoke on it before on them not really being happy I don't really think that Kev got a leg to stand on
Starting point is 01:17:41 in terms of that like what you gonna do call her and say something no you can do whatever you want to do. I'm not knocking that. What I'm saying is make another hove. If that's your thing and you feel like somebody's success is as a result
Starting point is 01:17:56 or you played a part in somebody else's success, then for the last 10 years or whatever amount of years, if you were that talented, why didn't you jump out on your own two and start on the low ground comedy circuit and work your way up? I don't think it's as easy as you make it sound. I'm not disagreeing. I'm not saying it is.
Starting point is 01:18:12 I think that she has been doing that. Like, she don't never sound like there's been a shortage of the smaller clubs that she's worked. And now there's a chance to get on a bigger stage. I guess. Sounds sound. Listen guess. Sounds... What y'all point makes sense. I'm not knocking it. I'm saying me.
Starting point is 01:18:32 Y'all point, what y'all said, what you just said makes sense. I'm not hitting double tap when the pick comes up. I'm not. I'm not. And you just gotta be... I say it all the time. You gotta be careful who you make part of your story cause now that's they story
Starting point is 01:18:46 that's true that's they story now that's true she got every right to go up there with Kat and get her shit off the same way Kev
Starting point is 01:18:53 get on stage and make fun of household shit that's something that that's a comedian go to I would think it is it is
Starting point is 01:18:59 and if I got a famous one turn it up come on yo we being hypocritical now. I'm a hypocrite. But you want to know what's interesting. Depending on the situation I can be a hypocrite. So can you. We're humans. I'm sick of that. Don't try to stick me
Starting point is 01:19:13 to my moral conscience. I change every day. I'm ice. But I do want to hear why you think I'm being hypocritical. I ain't say you. I'm not targeting you. I'm saying that when we have been in situations with people, and those people now go public and say certain things about said situation, sometimes we look at them niggas like goofies.
Starting point is 01:19:38 That's because we've been in a situation. That's my point. Yeah. But she hasn't said anything about anything. She hasn't said shit. But we don't know that her bit is going to be based on shit. She has said a lot of shit about Kevin Hart. We talking about since that Cat Williams interview. She hadn't said anything.
Starting point is 01:19:53 It's been a week. It's been a week. Everybody's been talking. It's been a week. Cat on live now with fucking Willie D. Yeah, Willie D's going to get to it. That's my man. I've seen a lot of people come out confirming the Bernie Mac stuff. Willie D. My word. Yeah. Willie D is going to get to it. That's my man. He don't play with it. I've seen a lot of people come out confirming the Bernie Mac stuff.
Starting point is 01:20:09 Listen, they say Kyle Williams is an amazing person. Like I've been hearing for years, even before this, that he's one of them. He'll just go and take that, man. I heard you do it. You know what I'm saying? And you got to appreciate it. That Kevin Hart reply, he could have kept it. He could have.
Starting point is 01:20:24 All of them. Terrible. Yeah, he replied All of them. Terrible. Yeah, he replied a couple times. Terrible. Terrible. Seth was asked about the whole- That one he could have kept too? Yeah, on the Golden Globes.
Starting point is 01:20:32 He could have kept that one. He could have kept it. Yo, you got to feel great as Cat Williams. Absolutely. To watch all of these people that you said are not funny, not be funny. And fumble a retort word. Yeah, yeah. Or steal my hand. And know that they can't really say, like they can't shit on you. And fumble a retort word. Yeah. Or steal my hand.
Starting point is 01:20:45 And know that they can't really say, like they can't shit on you. Right. Like they would want to. Mm-hmm. If it was somebody who- Because you would light their ass up. No. Because you're right.
Starting point is 01:20:54 Nigga, because I got receipts and I could go show you. What I'm saying is I'm correct. I'm right about it. And you know I'm right about it. I don't think people care about the receipts so much. I'm not talking about the people. I'm talking about the person. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:03 I'm with you. Oh, yeah. I'm with you. Okay, yeah. I'm with you. Okay, so if- They know, if you say, yo, Ice did some fuck shit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Starting point is 01:21:09 and I know I didn't, I'll attack it a different way. But if I know what you're saying got some legitimacy to it, I might shut the fuck up a little bit. Or I might address you a little differently because I don't want that part
Starting point is 01:21:20 to come out. That Kevin Hart replied. Do y'all, what's the name of his crew? Those my guys. The Plastic Cup Boys. The Plastic Cup Boys.. Do y'all, what's the name of his crew? Those my guys. The Plastic Cup Boys. The Plastic Cup Boys. Hey, y'all should've told him something.
Starting point is 01:21:29 It's y'all job to tell him something. Somebody should've said, hey, big dog. Well, that was live. See, that's the problem with live. Yeah. It's tricky. You gotta,
Starting point is 01:21:37 you gotta be extra diplomatic. Tape, delay the tape. Or funny. That part. You can be funny. Funny works. I don't give a fuck what happens
Starting point is 01:21:46 if you funny funny works I don't care if it's the truth if it's funny it's funny don't be funny if the other guys hilarious nah you can't try to
Starting point is 01:21:51 high road your way out of certain shit if the other guys hilarious I might talk something off that's what happened he tried to high road his way out of it I think everybody did
Starting point is 01:21:56 that's everybody's response sounds like a high road that's not gonna work here yeah not gonna work right here this is comedy it really just speaks more to everything he was saying
Starting point is 01:22:04 yeah so with the correct response to have been nothing at all say it be funny work right here. This is comedy. It really just speaks more to everything he was saying. So with the correct response to have been nothing at all, say complete silence. Don't say shit. Be funny. Go at him. Yeah, go at him. Every time the tweet about the movie, that was trash. Which movie? Whatever movie he has coming up with Netflix
Starting point is 01:22:21 where he started the tweet saying I hear all the chatter. Y'all should get help or you should be less angry. As for me, my new movie is debuting January 30th on Netflix. And then it was like
Starting point is 01:22:34 just a trailer that wasn't Harlem Nights. Safe to say. When you do that, it should kind of be Harlem Nights. Boomerang-ish. safe to say when you do that it should kind of be fire Harlem Nights
Starting point is 01:22:46 boomerangish something like that something like that nah I agree with you and that little shit during the live Philadelphia game that was a mess
Starting point is 01:22:56 that was a mess anyway how y'all feel about with you know what we said we don't know what Kevin Hart's ex-wife
Starting point is 01:23:03 we don't know what her bit is going to be everybody did read that she's going with cat and assumed that it would be kind of kicking his back into something we don't know that my question is because we're seeing a lot of this of people who were once cool once friends once in a relationship when that goes its own way you see them start to come out and try to expose or kick the other person's back. Exposure culture. Yes. How do we feel about it?
Starting point is 01:23:27 I think it's fucking gross. I'm exhausted. Friends out in friends now. I'm exhausted. You know. Yeah. I'm exhausted. But it's just getting crazy. It's,
Starting point is 01:23:34 everyone. Every time you look up, it's somebody who, yo, I was there from day one and let me tell you who he really is. Well,
Starting point is 01:23:42 I think that was your bang. Word. Yeah. It is a nasty nasty time yeah the whole the whole um interview with kevin hart's former assistant on tasha k's platform i couldn't figure out what was the purpose like did the nda expire like i didn't understand what was the purpose of her just exposing his business she's not alluding that he sexually assaulted her it's not like some kind of like revelation that I'm I have to speak my
Starting point is 01:24:09 truth no you were employed you found out things during the time of your employ and now that you're no longer employed you're just going to expose this man's private business that shit is so fucking nasty I think it's very very scary I think that shit is really corny most of the times but the other times Tasha K I know your little assistant left you a little girl you came up with talking about y'all besties I seen a post says you got an expose coming not now I know the consumer in me loves it. I do love, I love when it happens. I love a good little expose. How you find Paige, nigga?
Starting point is 01:24:50 Shorty was sharp, too. No, that just hit the algorithms. I don't follow her, don't know her page, but when she said whatever she said about Tasha K, it's coming. See, all you have to do, and that's why I don't like this culture, is the person you talking about,
Starting point is 01:25:04 we got to know them. And then whoever it is, if it's the gardener. Yeah. What happened when you were playing some shit? We listening. Yeah, I was doing strawberries. That's a mess. I listened to everything that Meeks Man went off on him.
Starting point is 01:25:19 Been going off on him for days. Back to Insta Live. Back to these Insta Lives. You've been going off on him. I ain't going to say nothing to what he said, but it just sounds like, nigga, what the fuck are we doing here, man? Like, what are we doing? And even though he's saying I'm doing it because Meek is powerful
Starting point is 01:25:35 and Meek said that I robbed his house and it's fucking up business for me, he just went into a whole bunch of stories that didn't have shit to do with the price of tea in China. One time when you seen Tee Grizzly and you didn't say what what up you didn't want to answer the phone then we seen him in the club you wanted to come to your section and then this other time you and nicky it's like if y'all was ever close this is never a good look exactly yeah i wouldn't give a fuck if everything that you're saying is valid if you were close to this person and now this is your behavior. I'm viewing you a certain way. Mm-hmm. Good. How... Just, I don't want to...
Starting point is 01:26:08 Yeah, make it... How do we feel different about homeboy's wife? I just said... You keep missing... We don't even know what she's talking about. She hasn't said anything negative
Starting point is 01:26:16 about Kevin Hart. She's a comedian. It's just her likeness. It's just the fact that she's there. That's making people speculate. If Kat hadn't done the interview and she was going on tour with him, would we even be talking about it? No, we probably wouldn't know, but it's the fact that she's there. That's making people speculate. If Kat hadn't done the interview and she was going on tour with him, would we even be talking about it?
Starting point is 01:26:25 No, we probably wouldn't know. But it's the fact that Kat did this monster interview and part of the people he was talking about was Kevin Hart. So now the fact that she's... Who knows when she even got booked for it? True. The two things might have nothing... What if she just goes up there and be funny? Take away.
Starting point is 01:26:42 Which I think is what she's going for. It says nothing about Kevin. That's a possibility. Yeah. What I'm saying is take away the interview. They have a longstanding feud that anybody knows about. Yes. So my thing is even if you went on, this is my opinion.
Starting point is 01:26:59 But they don't. Let him, let him, let him. Okay, sorry. Who don't what? They don't. Who's the don't? Tori and Kevin, they don't have a longstanding feud. who don't what they don't who's the don't Tory and Kevin they don't have
Starting point is 01:27:06 a long standing feud they don't she literally I said Cat Williams and Kevin Hart my bad sorry let me back up have a long standing feud
Starting point is 01:27:14 go ahead so the fact that you know that for you to align yourself with this individual to me speaks volumes what does that say
Starting point is 01:27:23 about this society shade I agree but but ish it could be opportunistic true and again we have yet to see this young lady stand up so what i'm saying what i'm just saying is she could go out there and not say a word about kevin hart just the likeness of the cat william could be like like he said there's not a bunch of people of his stature knocking on her door trying to tour. Now, he might want to do that for his own personal reasons. Cool.
Starting point is 01:27:49 It's an opportunity for her. It might have, she's not going out there exposing nothing about him. Yeah, there's been nothing exposed. Nothing's been said. I'm talking about people that when we fall out, now I'm telling you. He's exposing shit, telling secrets, telling shit that's none of nobody's business. I don't think that that's the greatest look ever. I can't put them in the same boat
Starting point is 01:28:08 because she ain't said it. Now, if she comes out and start doing all of that, then yes. Yo, even if y'all stop talking and there's reason to beef, hold it down. Hold it down.
Starting point is 01:28:18 Let me tell you something. That don't make sense. To me either. Let me give you an example. That does not make sense. I'm an example guy, right? If I leave the Joe Budden podcast tomorrow and I go sit with somebody that's beefing with Joe Budden
Starting point is 01:28:30 for the last 10 years, y'all look at me, what? Y'all don't say, yo, that was an opportunity that Ish had to potentially... I'm looking at you funny. You looking at me like a motherfucking pony. Let me ask you a question. If you go on that same platform
Starting point is 01:28:41 and don't say shit bad about Joe Budden or Joe Budden podcast, people are going to tune in. You capitalized off of the opportunity. Off of the idea. The suspense. The suspense. And did not do no fuck shit, though. Nigga, silence.
Starting point is 01:28:53 You can go there and not do fuck shit. Silence speak words, nigga. Don't let me stab you with this phone. Silence speak words. I'm about to stab you with this phone. Now, hold on. Silence speak words, nigga. Because you know if I went on the show, if Flip went on the show, if Ice or Parks went on a show with a nigga that was beefing with you, the fact that your mere presence is on the couch with that individual says something.
Starting point is 01:29:12 It does. Ish, I have had this conversation on air with Flip. What do you mean? Like we've had this talk. About what? About when you went to go do whatever you did with whoever you did it with. I don't remember that, but. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:26 Yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But it was a smoke like that. But I do agree. I do agree. That's you making yourself the determiner of what type of smoke it is. You don't know what type of smoke it is.
Starting point is 01:29:37 Well, that's you picking and choosing. Because I have never came and divulged. Don't pick and choose. Hey, this is how smoky it is. But don't pick and choose. I was inspired by others. It's not about you right now. If you went and go sat somewhere,
Starting point is 01:29:50 I would look at the look away. But if you sat there and held it down and didn't do no doofy shit, then you didn't do no doofy shit. Touche. I don't know why Ish be so mad at my- I'm not even remotely mad. Your eyes, you have these deep sun
Starting point is 01:30:08 So hit a blocker my eyes is deep something is the way I could look Get some hater blocker song got Titanic. I got every shade guy. I'm not people with hazel eyes never really try to get shades He was a color contact Crazy I think it seems shades that matches face to you didn't want He was a color contact guy Right He put those shades on Crazy That nigga seen shades That match his face too He just didn't want them Nah nah
Starting point is 01:30:29 They gotta see that They look treasured He sways Cyclops Freddie Gibbs baby mom Put out a diss track Was it fire? No She ain't bad though
Starting point is 01:30:42 You went and looked up Some of her scenes Huh? You went and looked up Some of her scenes? That's all you cared about. Huh? You went and looked up some of her scenes? I couldn't find them. The color of her skin inspired you. His baby mother white? I thought she was...
Starting point is 01:30:54 He can't even tell no more. All the whites is the same. His baby mother white? All the whites look alike. I didn't even know that. I didn't know that. When they say that about us, we'd be ready to fight. I love you so much.
Starting point is 01:31:07 A little thick. Fam, I'm just saying. I wasn't even really listening to the bars. Oh, shit. I was looking buy a motherfucker. in your Rolex. I had dreams of making you put on a condom. I'd be paying you phone bill. You my new baby mama. And tell the mother of your other kids to save all the drama. Cause I'm not arguing with no bitch that drives an Elantra.
Starting point is 01:31:52 You claiming that the baby must be somebody else's. Maybe cause you ain't make me come like somebody else's. You broke all your legs and you a fucking selfish. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a reliable car. Wait a second. The Hyundai rebrand is out. I'm not arguing with no, no, no, no. That's a reliable car. Wait a second. The Hyundai rebrand is all right, yo. I'm not arguing with no bitch in the Elantra, yo.
Starting point is 01:32:10 I'm not. No, no, no, no, no, no. Every bitch can't enter the argument. No, that part she's right about. Now she's smoking this shit. Come on, let me hear what you got. You're crazy and you can't even help it. I should have never fucked with a nigga named Frederick.
Starting point is 01:32:23 Nobody fucks with your music You selling a beverage You doing comedy You trying to get leverage You dressing up like a bunny for the money I get it But let's stop with all the assumptions It's true
Starting point is 01:32:35 Freddie got erectile dysfunction Alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright They put the drop on the ED Come on, come on They always gotta go EG. Come on, come on. They always got to go too far. Come on. I was just when I was vibing with you.
Starting point is 01:32:52 They could have nudged her a little bit. She was finding that beat. That beat was running away from her. Oh, man. Maybe she's Aunt Murder. Yeah, that's got to be stupid, yo. Yo, you good? Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:33:10 You good, son? That was a good one. That was funny. That was funny. And y'all. So. Does he respond? That was entertaining. That was entertaining.
Starting point is 01:33:20 What do you think? Does he have ED? Yo. Does he not? Holy shit. This is where we're at. This is what we've come to as a society.
Starting point is 01:33:34 Ish. Yes, sir. As a goddamn society. It's because of social media. What do y'all think? Come on, say something. Give me something. Give me something. That was trash. That was hate. That was kind me something. That's trash. I'm talking hate. That's just trash.
Starting point is 01:33:47 That was kind of funny. He's hating. I think if she could have caught the beat. If they would have put her on beat, it might have been all right. No, she's a porn star rapping. I think it sounded pretty good. I was trying to. Porn stars be on beat.
Starting point is 01:34:00 Now, now. That's what I was looking to see somebody beat. Good job, Pops. I was looking to see somebody beat. I couldn't find it. Look what you unlocked. Demon time. He's the red one or the green one? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:34:17 This nigga gets lusty. He gonna find them videos. Well, I think we, I hope we answered the question of is she white or not. The language. You can't find them videos. Well, I think we, I hope we answered the question of if she white or not. The language. She can't find a beat? Well. She used certain language
Starting point is 01:34:32 that I would hope that she. White girls get on top of you on a ride or unorthodox. Them bitches get. Oh yeah, my bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.
Starting point is 01:34:42 My bad. You and you. I'm sorry. Who? And you, you, you? Stop it. Don't derail the good broadcast. Oh, I was just saying.
Starting point is 01:34:51 That's what we think, man. You would go outside and roll around in some snow, nigga. Shut up. He'll go right around and make a snowman. He gonna say we don't want to derail the broadcast and keep going. Nigga, yeah. Fuck out of here. You were sporting one of them.
Starting point is 01:35:02 You want to have a white versus with me? You were sporting one. You want to have white versus with me? You was sporting one. You wanna have white versus? That rock game wasn't bad. How you know? Cause I pop. Oh, shit. I don't know who you talking about.
Starting point is 01:35:12 I bet you don't. I don't. I know. Tell me. The one you said I was sporting, that you was sporting. That girl, that little,
Starting point is 01:35:19 she ain't white. What are you talking about? What? What are you talking about? When you was stalking the same words? Yo. Yo, this gotta me making up shit anyway. Moving along. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:35:29 She told me. Who's she? I've even dated a girl that worked at the St. Moritz. Oh, yes, you did. That lived in the St. Moritz? Yes. White girl? Yes.
Starting point is 01:35:38 Who? Yeah, from London. She wasn't from here. Whoody who? You are, but I tell you nothing. I didn't even know that girl when she lived in the St. Moritz. Oh, so now you do know a girl that lived in the St. Moritz. That's white.
Starting point is 01:35:50 And I never stalked her in my life. Would you look at that? I didn't definitely. Hey, listen. Move it right along. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You better. What else do we have?
Starting point is 01:35:56 What else do we have? We didn't give you a review of the track. Yeah, you didn't give me a review of the track. I said I liked it. He said he liked it. Now, I don't think that she rap better than Freddie Gibbs. That's right. So God forbid he get bored on a Thursday afternoon.
Starting point is 01:36:07 On Wednesday morning. And feel like replying. Fight a little kid beat. Then she's going to have a hard day. See, but that's the thing about girls. He can't reply. I was about to say. He looks like a goofy if he replies.
Starting point is 01:36:16 And that's the bad part. Well, not if you really diss a good. No. He's going to still look stupid. You know what you do? I'm doing it. You diss your baby moms. I'm doing it.
Starting point is 01:36:24 You know what you do? He's lose-lose. You know what you do? I'm doing it. You diss your baby moms. I'm doing it. He's lose-lose. You know what you do? Write it for your new joint. Oh, that's different. Well, do you want to eventually come back and claim the child or not? That tells me how I'm going to address this. If I don't plan on getting back in the little lad's life, then she got a whole fucking mixtape coming her way.
Starting point is 01:36:47 But now if I want to double back, do the right thing, be a dad, be there for the little guy, baseball games, football games. This girl is a fool, yo. Think that the baby mom jump in it?
Starting point is 01:37:01 She caught a shot. See, yeah, you got to go write the fire for her. Like I said, yeah, I got a launcher. You got to write it for her. You can't do it yourself. He looks crazy. You can't have no baby mom riding around a launcher if you got money. Moving on.
Starting point is 01:37:19 Not trying to be a leader. It's your job as a dude. Let me tell y'all, man. Fuck this. Fuck this shit, man. Fuck this. Fuck this shit, man. Fuck it. To go to a different dealership? Fuck it.
Starting point is 01:37:29 I'm going to tell you. Whether you on good terms with her or not, we're judging you by your baby mom's car. Hate to be the bearer of bad news. Now, if you good, you should have
Starting point is 01:37:43 John DeMajor's your baby mom so we never see her in the first place. Stuff her in the garage somewhere. But if she happens to need to take a drive to the store and we see that bullshit car, it's on you. Sorry. Okay.
Starting point is 01:37:58 That's it? Oh, okay. That's it. All right. 2002. And you know what's fucking y'all up out there, too? And we can move on. I don't want to hold this hostage. What's fucking y'all up is some of the cars that was for us now are the baby mama cars.
Starting point is 01:38:19 It's getting tricky. It is. All this is Jay-Z's fault. It's getting Richie, and niggas ain't got the money. So before, when you pulled up next to a girl and you had a 5 Series, you was all right. Now they looking at you like, shoo fly. She got a 7 Series. Yeah, shoo fly.
Starting point is 01:38:41 Like, what are we talking about? I went to the strip club not too long ago. I went to see a good friend of mine. And some other new girls was hosting at the bar to the right of them. And they had all their jewelry on. And the girls that I was sitting in front of was bare. Chillin'. But they have jewelry. But just visibly bare.
Starting point is 01:39:02 And I said, look. They got all that shit on. They got that shit on in here. They said, yeah, you can tell them bitches is new. They don't know that the customers is coming here.
Starting point is 01:39:12 They grilling you. They sizing you up. They follow you home. They follow your Uber. They blocking your car off on the highway on the Bronx, on the cross Bronx.
Starting point is 01:39:19 They robbing you. So if you in here trying to shine on these niggas that you serving, be careful. He threw 800 on you, but he is a stick-up kid in his part-time. Think about it.
Starting point is 01:39:31 No, he was scouting. Or he gave you 3,500 just to find out where you live at. I'm going to get it back anyway. I'm going to get it back. Yeah, in New York, these girls don't be so like, what was me there? Because they know it could happen. Mm-hmm. It could happen to you out here. You can get robbed as a girl. That's crazy, sir.
Starting point is 01:39:50 I think LA started that shit. They was doing that shit. LA didn't give a fuck. Robbing the girls? Anybody. Dog. But if you a girl. I think COVID started it.
Starting point is 01:39:58 If you a stick up kid, would you rob a girl? Nah. Maybe. Let me take that back. Let me take that back. Let me take that back. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:40:08 Hold on. It's tough to pod. Especially in year three, right? It's tough. I was about to say, it's tough to pod. I'm a stick-up kid. I'm asking you.
Starting point is 01:40:15 Yes. We can tell the truth. It's all right. This is my career. Rob the shit out of them. This is my shit, right? This is my job. I'm a stick-up kid.
Starting point is 01:40:23 Risk assessment. Yes. I'd rather rob Shorty Rock. All right, then. Then Lil Kit Kat might got it on him. He might got it on him. That's a good one. I'm going to take it off her.
Starting point is 01:40:32 That's true. Sorry. That's just starting to happen. A lot of women walking around with a Saturday night special in their purses right now. The odds of her having a Saturday night special and him having a Friday burner. It's different. They got a Friday blow on them. That nigga got some big shit that bark with it like a roar.
Starting point is 01:40:54 They put switches on them shit. He might be a little more proficient in handling it. He a shooter. That's sexist. And she got it in her bag, which I'm stealing. His shit is. She ain't get a chance to go with that Chanel or that Birkin. Give me that, mama. that's sexist and she got it look she got it in her bag which I'm stealing his shit she not even she ain't get a chance
Starting point is 01:41:07 to go in that Chanel that Birkin give me that mama first where his at boys to me it's so hard to say goodbye
Starting point is 01:41:15 you ain't lying that is true get it queued up so you robbing shorties am I a stick up game yeah absolutely
Starting point is 01:41:23 Antoine they be having mad shit I sat at in the corner these? Am I a stick-up kid? Yeah. Absolutely. Antoine. They be having mad shit. I sat in the corner for four hours and counted every dollar that went back there that you niggas
Starting point is 01:41:34 was throwing on this girl who's none the wiser. You think I'm not laying up and I'm fine. If that's my job. If that's your job. If that is my job.
Starting point is 01:41:42 I'ma find out what her car is. Yeah. Like the new thing is, yo. Flat tires. No, I'm that is my job. I'm going to find out what her car is. Yeah. Like the new thing is, yo. Flat tires. No, I'm not robbing them. I'm just going to watch it, find out which car is hers. So she got the little white CLA.
Starting point is 01:41:53 OK, cool. AirTag. Well, that's tough. They all got the little white CLA. You got to be careful. You don't know who car you got. No, but nah, for real. Yo, and we are not Encouraging people
Starting point is 01:42:05 To go outside And rob girls No of course not Actually this is the opposite Telling the girls Get a job Be careful out here Because the dudes
Starting point is 01:42:11 Will find out Which car is yours Right And they'll put the tracker On your car Okay so how do you Protect yourself from that Show up on the phone
Starting point is 01:42:19 We fine it's you You alright Stop Like I'm dead ass Like you gotta just Stop flossing so much wolves is outside if you showing niggas
Starting point is 01:42:27 steak all day so show up in your Elantra basically or be naked in a jewelry tip girls be having bust down
Starting point is 01:42:35 Cartier's on like you got a hundred thousand dollar watch on to a nigga that's starving you got five Van Cleefs on
Starting point is 01:42:41 you got a bust down Audemars on you you got a big ass necklace and pendant with your initials and the gang that you repping. Then that's the other part. A lot of the girls in nightlife is repping. So you got a half a million dollars worth of jewelry on. That a nigga if he robbed you could get 200 grand for. And not just that, I just saw all the cash you made.
Starting point is 01:43:08 And you got cash. This a Thursday. You ain't get a chance to take it to the bank, so you got a whole weekend worth of money. Okay. Is there ever an instance where y'all would blow out memorial candles? What's that mean? If someone passes away and there's a memorial for them,
Starting point is 01:43:28 and there's all of the candles. I think that shit is so disrespectful, but blow them out? No, man. You never know. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. I can think of some fucked up reasons why, yeah. Yeah. I could, too.
Starting point is 01:43:41 I don't know if I would do it, but if I saw somebody do it under certain circumstances I wouldn't condemn it I heard a story man about somebody I know they live next to this Mexican family houses is pretty close together
Starting point is 01:44:00 I imagine Mexican family had just lost a loved one like that day they put the memorial candles right out there pretty close together, I imagine. Mexican family had just lost a loved one. Like that day, they put the memorial candles right out there. And they big on that too. And I guess the candles was like blocking the driveway of my people. My people, none the wiser, man.
Starting point is 01:44:22 Allegedly went over there, blew some of the candles out. That's crazy. None the wiser? They learned. Boy, them Mexicans beat the shit out of them. They learned. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:44:36 No, they learned. I was waiting to hear the rest of that. They beat the bricks off of my little friend. Poor, innocent, helpless girl. Oh, shit. It was a girl? Yes. Niggas don't do shit like this. Word, girl.
Starting point is 01:44:53 You think niggas is blowing out the Mexicans' memorial candles? Bro, that's page two of the Bible. Word. They super religious. Right after Arden after They are down They beat the brakes off of this Oh shit Yeah no that ain't going
Starting point is 01:45:17 And all I could think to myself after she's okay And she moved Oh shit But all I could think to myself was Why would you blow out the Mexicans Memorial Camp? Just move them if they're blocking your driveway. If anything. Or park on the street.
Starting point is 01:45:34 Yeah. Or not. Like somebody's in mourning right now. Park on the street. Who else I want to fire at? Hey, I want to fire at them. I'm not done firing at the Channel 7 News. Y'all ain't shit.
Starting point is 01:45:46 What did they do? This morning, some of the migrants had to check out of the Chelsea Hotel. But the kids is in school. Stupid ass news lady run up to the kid. Nigga seven.
Starting point is 01:46:06 He don't know what's going on. He was so happy. Then they cut to the parent. The parent's like, I don't know what I want to do. I said, yo, the news. Hey, shit. Why the fuck would they do this?
Starting point is 01:46:19 That's foul. That is so foul. You almost took the nigga in myself. So what you doing after school, little Billy? Huh? That's foul. That is so foul. Y'all almost took the nigga in myself. So what you doing after school, little Billy? Huh? That's foul. Nah, man.
Starting point is 01:46:29 That fucked up, man. I'm sorry. All right. Anyway. Y'all ain't right. What else is going on? Come on, Neil. Yeah, now the news ain't shit.
Starting point is 01:46:37 They're exploiting victims. They're creating victims and exploiting people. Yeah. Kneel on. Kneel on. Thank you. Thank you. Kneel on. Come on. It's fine. Come Yeah. Knee along. Knee along. Thank you. Thank you. Knee along.
Starting point is 01:46:47 Come on. It's fine. Come on. Knee along. Knee along. He ain't got that bad. 32.5 a month from Umeidoka Child Support.
Starting point is 01:46:56 Mm-hmm. Whew. They said that... It was originally like 50-something. It was 50-something. And she went and told them, like, yo, I don't need that much. Held it down. That was much. Held it down.
Starting point is 01:47:06 That was nice. Held it down. Real black queen. From 50 to 32? The real Coretta. Yeah. Yeah, not that mixed Coretta shit. Not Coretta with a little bit of white in her.
Starting point is 01:47:23 That real. Corolla. Not Corolla. Corolla, not Kane. All right, congratulations, Nia Long. Congratulations. I don't really think this is the biggest of deals. I don't think Nia Long was ever broke.
Starting point is 01:47:37 I didn't know they had a 12-year-old. Me neither. Yeah, I didn't know that. I thought they had just got together when I started seeing her at the games. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. She's messing with him for a while. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:48 I should have known that, because you don't fuck that ugly of a white girl if you have me along for a little bit of time. Like, you got to have 10 years in. You still in. 10 years in, come on, I'm going to fuck somebody uglier than you. 10 years in, you're not even here long to me no more.
Starting point is 01:48:06 Yeah. Three years or less, she got to look a certain way because you're going to find her. But come on, if we in love, love, I'm fucking something ugly. And them algorithms is putting all the ugly chicks with ass right in my face. The ugly chicks, they done brought that back. Last decade, the ugly chicks with ass was struggling a little bit. The butterface. Oh, my God. They back now. Salute to the ugly chicks' ass was struggling a little bit. Now? The butterface. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:48:26 They back now. They back to the butterface. Yeah, I just got a new little weighted blanket. You got to make sure. You got to make sure her face don't pop out. I got the heavy shit. Ah! You see her over there like a newborn baby and shit.
Starting point is 01:48:45 Yeah. What you doing? What you doing? Looking like a Pac-Man ghost. Why you turn around and restrict yourself, nigga? Anyway. Holy shit. You are an idiot, yo.
Starting point is 01:48:55 What the fuck? For real. That's when I stopped fucking ugly chicks, because at some point you got to look at them and have a thought to yourself. Like, oh my God. You are ugly as hell. And you got that post-nut clarity looking at them. Then at some point she going to want to go somewhere. You want to get something to eat?
Starting point is 01:49:18 Nah, I'm really dope. I found a beautiful little cave restaurant right by you that serves dessert. Nah. No, I'm cool right by you that serves dessert. Nah. No, I'm cool. I don't even eat that. I'm allergic to dessert. That little cave, boy, that used to be the...
Starting point is 01:49:31 What? Look at that shit. And that's this act. My girl sent me that shit. I was like, oh, yeah, I took all my girls in. Oh, yeah. I took all that shit. Play it out.
Starting point is 01:49:40 She thought she sent me some cute TikTok shit. Man, I've been doing this since 0-2. I took my first girlfriend here. Word up. B-Y-O-B. B-Y-O-B. You hear him? Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Come on, man. B-Y-O-B. Go right in the back. Nice little ambiance. Y'all B-Y-E-R-O-B? I don't. You don't B. I don't B, so.
Starting point is 01:50:05 Oh, yeah, but you better bring some B. Bring some B for her. That's true. And then these girls drink a lot of B now. That's true. I pour beer out of my pocket,
Starting point is 01:50:14 clams, oysters. Anything that might help get the job done. Got mixers. Not anything. A white. Not anything. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 01:50:23 Walk it back. Walk it back. Because I think them niggas Is creeps The niggas that's Walking around the club Trying to put Alka-Seltzer Little shits in girls drinks Y'all niggas are creeps
Starting point is 01:50:31 You're monsters Monsters Yeah, like talk Words They can't Talk Make them laugh, dog Talk
Starting point is 01:50:38 They can't, nigga They can't And they ain't got no spanky That's That's good Nigga can't talk And they ain't got no money Youy Niggas can't talk Ann ain't got no money You gotta do something
Starting point is 01:50:47 That's crazy That looks suspicious If you the nigga That's standing right there When she pass out Now you're good to marry Ah You caught her
Starting point is 01:50:55 When she was You know what I mean Make sure you get To your car safe These niggas is nuts Sick world Anyway They call me and Corey
Starting point is 01:51:04 Said somebody passed out when we was on tour. We was like, oh, pick him up. Me and Corey are the worst two niggas to try to... Why are you calling us? Throw some water on him. It's like, nigga... One time, y'all had to put somebody in the bathtub.
Starting point is 01:51:24 What? I remember. I remember. Dead weight. And she wasn't little. Everybody will cut the water on her. Don't nobody touch her either. Leave her.
Starting point is 01:51:37 You can start hitting her with the shower head. I heard her being pistol whipped. But shower head whipped. Get up. Nigga's life is dependent. You better get this. This looks fishy. Ice cold?
Starting point is 01:51:50 Yeah, get your ass up. Nigga be hitting me today. Tell him, I'm like, yo, Joe, you going to bring me out to pool parties? Never will it happen. No. Never will it happen. You'll never see a pool, a pool, a party. A pole.
Starting point is 01:52:03 Yeah. No body of water. No. Anyway, that was just all from the little town. A pool party. You mean like a pool hall? And after In Too Deep, I'm kind of worried about that. I was about to say, they can get smacked with a stick.
Starting point is 01:52:18 Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Pool hall got to be one of the worst places for a fight to break out. I've never been involved in that because all the pool halls I knew was owned by the mob. So why would I go in there as a black nigga and have beef? Oh, no, no. They used to be going down. Beautiful little pool hall right there on Steinway.
Starting point is 01:52:38 Go in there. I know a spot. I dare you. It's nice. Real nice. It's nice. Real nice. The mob fish it? Move right along. I nice. It's nice. Real nice. Am I off your shit?
Starting point is 01:52:46 Move right along. I think it's for sale. Go ahead. I'm cool. I'm totally cool. I'm totally fine. Let me see. What else going on?
Starting point is 01:52:56 What else? What else? What else? What else? I'm good. So none of y'all. Oh, the Golden Globes. Yeah, none of y'all watching.
Starting point is 01:53:02 Let's go. Let's go, Mel. Come on, Mel. I still go Let's go Mel Come on Mel Big Mel Big Mel Everybody clear out Don't interrupt me either Nah
Starting point is 01:53:11 Get your shit off Mel Come on Don't step on her Let her get it all out Give her her space I don't need a lot Big Mel Who are the big winners
Starting point is 01:53:20 Come on I don't need a long runway for this Golden Globes happened over the weekend. There was football on. Football was on. All weekend. Right. All day, all night.
Starting point is 01:53:32 Exactly. Joe Coy was the host. Oh, God. He said that he just got the gig two weeks ago. And I really am curious to know who dropped the fuck out, honestly. Because he wouldn't have been my 100th choice. Nobody, really honestly,
Starting point is 01:53:50 you know how people know him? He dated Chelsea Handler. And then his career started to pop. Then she broke up with him. Nah, not really. I think he's a successful comedian. All of this is hate. He bombed. He might have bombed. I think he has a career in comedy.
Starting point is 01:54:06 Okay. Anyways. He seemed to anyways to his career. Okay. Damn. Anyways. Cold work. Big winner was Succession.
Starting point is 01:54:14 Okay. Big winner was Succession. Yeah. So the actors that played Shiv, Tom, and Roman, they won. Nice. In their respective categories. As they should. Yeah. TV series as a drama won.
Starting point is 01:54:27 Yes, go ahead. What's she have had on? So she just had a baby. So she's... Salute to her. Yeah, so congratulations to the actress who plays Shiv. She had on... Hey, hey.
Starting point is 01:54:37 She had on... That didn't answer. What? Some niggas just ended up... What? Yeah, so she's... She's thick right now. Like, beautiful thick, though. what some niggas is into that what yeah so she's she's she's thick right now
Starting point is 01:54:47 like beautiful thick though so she's wearing like a dress that kind of disguises what it needs to and embellishes what it
Starting point is 01:54:55 okay moving on good luck yeah everybody yeah everybody look great what's that I know you really like Shiv
Starting point is 01:55:03 she's sexy you see her I know no she like Shiv. She's sexy. You see her? I know. No, she got ass. Is this your Golden Globes ISO? This is basically it. Like, they were the big winner.
Starting point is 01:55:14 Barbie won a couple of movies. Oppenheimer, or the Globes, Oppenheimer won a couple. Hov won one, damn it. Hov won one. Yeah, Hov won one. That's all we care about. That's a very honor performance. Well, no. Don't forget Native American shit. I I was getting That was the last thing
Starting point is 01:55:28 I was gonna end on That was the last thing That I was gonna end on So Killers of the Flower Moon Lily Gladstone She won for best actress In a dramatic film
Starting point is 01:55:40 Nice Her acceptance speech Was really dope And yeah that that was... The bear cleaned up. The bear did well. Which is deservedly so. Yeah, the bear did well. Yeah, I love that show. I do. That's my shit. And I saw people
Starting point is 01:55:53 confused about it being a comedy. How do you not know that that's comedic? It's somewhere between. It's a little bit of everything. The bear is funny. It is. Yeah. But there's a lot And I guess it's drama. It's drama.
Starting point is 01:56:07 It's all of that shit. Yeah. I forgot the Flower Moon girl. She got busy. She deserved that. Mel just told us that. No, I forgot that
Starting point is 01:56:14 who she was until they said I saw the movie as. Oh, you saw it? Yeah. She really did a thing. Comes out Friday. That's why she won.
Starting point is 01:56:21 Oh, it does. Okay. That's why she won. That's why she won. Oh, it does. Okay. That's why she won. That's kind of what happened. Oh, Beef was also a big winner. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:31 Beef was a really big winner. The limited series Beef with Ali Wong. No? It's over, girl. Okay. Only Beef. Only Beef. We know the Beef series.
Starting point is 01:56:40 I thought the niggas came back. I was like, wait, they got a new one? I thought they came back. I thought the same thing. I was like, oh, shit. No. thought they came back I thought the same thing oh shit no what's that nigga name I don't got shit
Starting point is 01:56:48 no it was a Netflix series called Beef and it was like the creator of the series he said it was based on a true story of like a road rage incident
Starting point is 01:56:56 that he got into I watched one episode of that I gotta finish that one what do you think Mel for about what Vivica A. Fox said about Taraji P. Henson's remarks? Did you hear what she said?
Starting point is 01:57:11 I saw it. If you don't know what she said, Vivica said, you know, I feel for all my ladies out there going through it, but that's not my story. I can't relate to that. And then everybody on Twitter started putting the Car Shield picture next to her comment.
Starting point is 01:57:27 The Car Shield? Yeah, because Vivica does Car Shield commercials. And I ain't trying to hate, because the second Car Shield called me, nigga, I'm grabbing an iron. I'm ironing the shirt. Let me tell you, her shield is the best. They're going to be mad. Oh, I thought he didn't do ads. Fuck, he's doing another ad. What do you think, Malfort? I thought it sounded a little dismissive, honestly.
Starting point is 01:57:59 You know, there was a way that I feel like she could have answered the question and just, you know, said, I stand in solidarity with my sisters and that's basically it. Don't have to really kind of throw in. But I can't relate kind of thing. But I thought that that was really strange because I remember her telling a story about when she was doing Kill Bill and how she wasn't included in the international press tour. And she felt a way about that. And the reason why she even ended up on the international press tour is because,
Starting point is 01:58:33 I don't know, somehow, some way, 50 Cent played a part in that because this is when they were dating. Somehow, some way. These girls are so cute. You can call Quentin up. So I don't know. I just thought that was interesting
Starting point is 01:58:43 because that seems like it relates in a way. And that was my take. I just thought it was really dismissive. Okay. What if she don't fuck with her? What if it's not her experience? What if it's just not her experience? I'm just asking.
Starting point is 01:59:02 Not to you. I'm just in general. You're asking me a question about somebody that I don't know this. just in general like you're asking me a question about somebody that I don't know this and to you you're asking me a question about somebody I don't fuck with
Starting point is 01:59:09 you're right then my answer would probably sound a lot like that that's what and to my point that's what I'm saying it sounds dismissive
Starting point is 01:59:17 and people could take that from it like oh you really just don't fuck with her read between the lines that's the way it sounded all that together and this shit I'm together with the people I'm together with no don't fuck with her. Read between the lines. That's the way it sounded. All that togetherness shit,
Starting point is 01:59:28 I'm together with the people I'm together with. No. But I don't think that they have beef. I think that they quite like each other. So, yeah. Got it.
Starting point is 01:59:37 That's it for the Golden Globes? That's it. Thank God. Listen, I learned, okay? Y'all don't like me to go off on a fucking spiel. I said, short runway host sucked succession big winner
Starting point is 01:59:48 boom they're killing him for that little Taylor Swift joke yeah they are I didn't think it was the worst but they're killing him for it I didn't hear the joke was it funny no inappropriate no so what's the problem it was cloud chasing
Starting point is 02:00:04 it was just cloud chasing. Yeah. It was just cloud chasing. He said, oh, Taylor Swift is here. The difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL is here tonight. You'll see less cutaways to her. Boo! You can't see. And so then it cut to her.
Starting point is 02:00:19 Nobody at home was wondering what are the differences between the NFL and the Golden Globes. Like the setup is just a poor setup. It's a poor setup. And then it cut to her dead face. And she took a swig of something in a cup. Single swig. I'm thinking that that meant
Starting point is 02:00:39 something to somebody. These niggas are talking in code. If I take one sip, get them in code. Send the signal? Yeah. If I take one sip, get him off stage. You know what that means. Send out some tweets. One single sip means I'm perturbed. I don't like what I'm seeing right now. And when Taylor's perturbed, she'll get to shaking.
Starting point is 02:00:57 Someone will pay. Get this man out of here and cut off his water so he's not able to gain for the foreseeable future. Yeah, I don't want to see him ever again, this guy. That's how it is when you like Taylor, Mariah, like beyond. What's your name? Kai? Write that down, please. Koi?
Starting point is 02:01:16 All right. Keith? Koi. Kai. Keith. Keithy. Yo, there is a purple rain
Starting point is 02:01:27 coming purple rain's coming to Broadway oh you're gonna go then oh you and Ish could go no
Starting point is 02:01:33 not only am I not going to this not only will I hope that Ish and his significant other don't go to this
Starting point is 02:01:42 Prince is rolling around in his urn or wherever he is. He is. He's tight. He did not ask for this. He's tight. See, and that's why it's good to know how niggas feel when they alive
Starting point is 02:01:54 so we can know how to carry on the legacy when they gone. It's just good to know that Prince would be annoyed at this and they just bypassed. You think the powers that be care about how he wanted his legacy to be carried out clearly not no I'm speaking as somebody that loves Prince oh alright cause Auntie Rita might
Starting point is 02:02:14 need a bag you sounded real different when I was saying the same thing about Martin Luther King on ice I never seen Martin Luther King on ice Malcolm X on ice when I was saying yo you think the family you think niggas yeah you was like real wrong I didn't say that I, you think the family, you think niggas? Yeah, you was like, yeah. I didn't say that. I said I think his family was all for it.
Starting point is 02:02:29 Moving on. Yeah, exactly. So are you going to go see Prince on Ice? I probably will. Depending on what the review is going to be. He going. Look, he read the Yelps. This nigga like my girl, he going to read the reviews.
Starting point is 02:02:41 You know they just put that shit there for niggas like you to read. I've never read Yelp in my life. You write reviews? I'll listen to the reviews. I know they just put that shit there for niggas like you to read. I've never read Yelp in my life. You write reviews? I'll listen to the reviews. No, do you write them? No. Oh, no. I don't write them. One time. What would the review say of your snow plowing skills?
Starting point is 02:02:58 You think you cleaned it up for you? Of course. Five stars? I'm nice with it. Did you salt afterwards? Oversalt. You gotta oversalt. I'm gonna with it. Did you salt afterwards? Oversalt. Oversalt. You gotta oversalt. I'm gonna go slip on one of your little
Starting point is 02:03:08 problems. I'm gonna be driving them over. Cameras and pictures. Look, desert, nigga. Like a desert. Tomorrow, nigga. No, ain't no footage.
Starting point is 02:03:16 You know, he ain't changed the battery on something. I'm gonna get it off on him. I'm gonna get it off on him. I sold the cameras
Starting point is 02:03:21 today. Crazy. There's no ring out here, nigga. His got dust all over him. Not picking nothing up. I'm gonna to get it off on y'all. I sold the cameras today. Crazy. There's no ring out here, nigga. His got dust all over him. Not picking nothing up. I'm going to get this. Yeah, I'm disgusted by this.
Starting point is 02:03:30 And Prince is disgusted, too. It was my job to bring it to y'all, so that's what I did. But a Prince musical, Broadway, no. No. The fuck out of here. That shit's going to be a hit. It might be dope. It's not dope.
Starting point is 02:03:42 Musical. Nothing about that is going to be dope. OK. Purple Rain can't get no doper. That is true. Blue Magic is the Blue Magic. You don't have to do nothing to it. Michael Jackson.
Starting point is 02:03:53 But I'm going to take that Blue Magic and introduce it to a new market. No, but the Michael Jackson on Broadway shit was fire. Please. You saying it? Yes. White people keep taking our shit and putting it on Broadway, and we supposed to act like we're all wrong. We selling it to them.
Starting point is 02:04:03 They're not taking anything. We're giving it to them.'re not taking anything we're giving it to them that's not that that in this instance is not true they are bypassing fucking whatever they need to bypass to gain the rights to things to do that I'm not talking about the people voluntarily signing their rights away I'm talking about the people and companies that are bypassing and spending big coin to people that's not even supposed to have shit so they could do shit like this. So you think whoever So there's an estate.
Starting point is 02:04:30 Prince has an estate. They don't have nothing to say about this? No, we don't want the rights to Purple Rain going on Broadway? They might not own the rights to Purple Rain. They probably have something to say. No, whoever owns it. There was beef with the estate. There was beef with the estate. There was beef with the estate. So, I mean, we're seeing the results.
Starting point is 02:04:49 I'm pissed about it, but whatever. Let me see. I'll go see it. Here we go. Something else I'm pissed about. There's a girl running around on the internet lying on her ex-boyfriend saying that he gave her HIV. Damn. Did anybody see this?
Starting point is 02:05:01 I saw it. No. I saw it. That's a lie? Yes. She had the boy pitch up there and all that. And I had a dialogue of the boy saying, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's the last I saw of it.
Starting point is 02:05:14 Can I talk to you tomorrow? And she's like, no, nigga. So that's fake? Yes. She was texting herself. Wow. Student named Jonathan Haines from St. Augustine's University. His life has been ruined from false allegations from his ex-girlfriend saying he had HIV and gave it to her.
Starting point is 02:05:32 That shit caught wind for a little bit, too. I was running around. They was killing him. I only bring it up to ask y'all, what do y'all think should happen in those instances? I think she should be filed on criminal charges. I think some false truths should be punishable. I think there should be criminal charges there. I think there should be criminal charges. That shouldn't just be a civil thing. I think there should be criminal charges there. There should be criminal charges. That shouldn't just be a civil thing.
Starting point is 02:05:46 There should be criminal charges attached to that. Now, because we're moving everything into this digital world, it needs to be repercussions. Like, if we're talking about defamation or how worse can it get, people was really shooting at homeboy like, yo, you bitch-ass nigga, you piece of shit. She put him up there, his page up there, like his social media page and all that shit up there,
Starting point is 02:06:07 and had a fake dialogue going back and forth between she and him. I think there should be criminal charges for all this internet shit. Yep. Doxing. False accusations. The AFL accusations in general,
Starting point is 02:06:20 not just on the internet. They started it with the whole revenge porn thing, and I think it needs to expand and it don't have to necessarily just be putting pictures or videos out of somebody. You go through these links to try to ruin somebody's life, you should have some type of criminal charge behind that. I don't know what it is,
Starting point is 02:06:36 but there should be a penalty. Yeah. Because you got to send a message. Because what's going to happen? Somebody get mad and they just start going nuts. Go out there and say whatever the fuck they want. Yeah. Fuck that. That was pretty serious, but I do have a silly question now. Okay.
Starting point is 02:06:53 Good. What? Her and Mikael Bridges went to play basketball. A little horse. They went to play horse. With a little horse. In the Nets. A nice little J. In the Nets. A nice little J. In the Nets.
Starting point is 02:07:06 A little state, a little practice facility. And all the internet talk was about Hur's jump shot form, which is great. But they did put out a little piece of content.
Starting point is 02:07:19 And Mikal said that he always wanted to learn how to sing. And thenal said that he always wanted to learn how to sing. And then her said, I can teach you. So it was like a trading, trade for trade. She said, I can teach you.
Starting point is 02:07:36 See, some things will always stay true to form with women. And I listened and played it back. And I'm going to play it for you guys and then i'm gonna ask y'all how her can teach him to sing so we're gonna grade her teaching ability well she didn't get to it but let me just play it yeah let's hear it all right here we go i'm always jealous i wish i could sing that's like one thing i I wish I could do really I Could teach you okay? Look teach me how to sing how you sing slide or know what I'll just take YG part. I'll try to write
Starting point is 02:08:13 I'll try to rap how about that I'm always just They made some flirting content Flirt got this actually how could she teach him how to sing Yeah Sometimes right They can make you hit a certain note Listen
Starting point is 02:08:38 These niggas gave me some spanky In my 30s You had a million at 28. That ain't a lot of money. A million? No, not a lot. When you was 20? Yeah, in 1994.
Starting point is 02:08:54 Wait. A million dollars, not a lot of money today. Yeah, tuck your tail, nigga. No, not really. Okay. Do, do, do, do, do. Niggas, yo, I wish y'all could sing. I'll teach you how to sing.
Starting point is 02:09:25 That was so good. And he nice. And he nice. No, he was how to say it. That was so good. And he nice. And he nice. No, he was in there hitting him. No, he nice. He's nice. Her looked really happy. I didn't look at her like that.
Starting point is 02:09:34 I didn't know. I didn't know. Like a girl? Get out of here, Joe. Joe, Joe, get out. No, that's not where I was going with that. What do you mean you never looked at her like that? No, this is fine. Okay. This with that. What do you mean you never looked at her like that? No, this is fine.
Starting point is 02:09:46 Okay. This is fine. I want to stay here. What are you not understanding about what I'm saying? You never looked at her like what? I never looked at her as the girl. No, no, no. It's content.
Starting point is 02:09:58 I have a little bit of fun with Mel. See, because I purposely tried to stay away from you little bullshit traps today. I figured you had a rough time, but you walked right into it, so I'll do it. I didn't picture her as the songstress that would just flirt with the basketball player. Pictured wrong. Why?
Starting point is 02:10:20 The harp. Oh, because you think she's sophisticated. No, you're putting words in my mouth. I said the harp because you think she's sophisticated no you putting words in my mouth I said the harp is what did it the drums do the instruments is what what did I just never pictured I just never pictured her talking to Annette but now did I see it I think it's two parts to that. She's just a girl standing in front of a boy. And a camera. And a, yep.
Starting point is 02:10:48 Do you think it's a slight for me to say that I never pictured her with a basketball player? No, I think it's dope. No, not at all. I think that's a compliment. Yeah, I think it's a compliment. That leads me to believe you thought she had a high level of sophistication.
Starting point is 02:11:04 The harp, the talent, et cetera, et cetera. You're saying something that I'm not saying. Okay. So, no. I think that you could have sophistication and fuck basketball players. That is a fact. I just didn't picture her flirting with me. That's it.
Starting point is 02:11:18 Do you think people picture you that way? Next fucking question. I am not going. Nope. Not answering that shit um all right what else what else what else what else is near and dear to your souls want to talk about the Jewish tunnels yeah we sure are curious where was it going y'all knew they had fucking tunnels what the fuck were they doing down there? They had mattresses
Starting point is 02:11:48 with doodoo stains on them. That shit was crazy. What the fuck was they doing? Tunnels going where? Hey, R.K., I'm going to let you guys know. I need my money every month. So can we progress the conversation? Draymond got suspended.
Starting point is 02:12:04 What the fuck are we talking about look at you scary as hell you don't want to lose your little businesses don't want to close my eyes totally wild story coming out of New York City this morning as a series of illegal underground interconnected tunnels connecting Jewish synagogues and temples across the city have been raided by the NYPD. Now, the tunnels also apparently run underneath 770 Eastern Parkway, aka the Chabad World Headquarters, which is the headquarters for the Hasidic Jewish movement. Some of the most important and powerful people in the Jewish religion operate out of that building. Oh.
Starting point is 02:12:38 Oh. Oh, they're showing the tunnels. Oh, they arrestin' dudes. Somebody snitched. Somebody read it. No, someone, they said they heard something through the walls. Somebody heard, yeah, they heard they arrest the dude. Somebody snitched. Somebody read it. No, they said they heard something through the walls. Somebody heard, yeah, they heard something in their house.
Starting point is 02:12:49 That's my man. Shout out to him. Somebody with a brand name out. KFC Barstool. Shout out to him. Thank you for that, because we too scared to report. We got businesses that we want to keep and shit. I'm just wondering what the hell they was doing down there.
Starting point is 02:13:03 Who didn't think that the Jewish people had tunnels? El Chapo had a tunnel. Yeah. Y'all didn't think that El Chapo had rights that the Jewish people didn't have? Is that what we're thinking? What's my man's name? Who's the other one? Not El Chapo.
Starting point is 02:13:17 Saddam had a little tunnel. They found him in one. He had a little. Bin Laden had some. Not in New York City. Not up here. George Bush. Shawshank Redemption.
Starting point is 02:13:31 Yo, if you tell, I could just guess who got a tunnel. Yo, that's what I'm learning in my free time at home. I'm a pretty good guesser. Most of these sexual abuse cases that come out, I guess that nigga look like that and he did it. Some of these niggas look like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:13:52 I'd be home like, bingo, predator. I knew it. I knew your time would come. All right. All right, so the Jewish people have tunnels. We don't.
Starting point is 02:14:03 We don't. We got to get us some tunnels. Niggas can't have tunnels, though. Oh, please. We did. Harriet Tubman. Yeah. Come on.
Starting point is 02:14:12 Flexing them used to be killing at the tunnel. Yeah. Yeah. They shit all our tunnels. You know, you see how they tunnels is going to different synagogues and shit. Niggas have tunnels. They going, you know what niggas going to take the tunnel to. Where?
Starting point is 02:14:25 Star Wars? Yo, I can see you down there walking in Star and shit. Niggas had tunnels. They going, you know what niggas going to take the tunnel to. Where? Star Wars? Yo, I can see you down there walking to Star Wars. Smoking a cig, walking to Star Wars. What? It was like twin mattress too. It was a little mattress
Starting point is 02:14:37 with the stains on it. What are they doing? Nigga, I was in Atlanta for the New York blackout with all them dirty ass Manhattaners walking from First Street to Dykeman. I was just talking about that yesterday.
Starting point is 02:14:50 All you niggas screaming at what y'all call Harlem? Noho? Noho. Noho. Yeah, walk your ass back to Noho. What were you talking about yesterday, Mel? Exactly. The blackout.
Starting point is 02:15:02 I was just telling the story about my experience with it. About being mixed in the blackout? No, that was not a fucking experience. I was living in the Bronx at the time and I got into a cab, but I don't speak Spanish and he didn't speak English. And he's trying and he's speak, he's listening to Spanish speaking radio and they're talking about the blackout, but I don't understand. And he's trying to tell me that there's no lights. He's like, mommy, no light, no light. I'm just like, just keep driving. And I'm going to the middle of the city.
Starting point is 02:15:31 I'm going like 56 and six. When I get to the city, I'm like, why is everybody out in the streets? Oh, there must be like some kind of like subway outage or something like that. But he's like, mommy, and he's doing this. He's doing this. Look around.
Starting point is 02:15:42 I'm guessing he's like, let's turn around. But I don't understand. No, he's saying look around. This is so on brand. I wish the audience knew how on brand this story was. Holy shit. So you mean you were just oblivious? I was new here, kind of, sort of.
Starting point is 02:16:02 Like, I've only been here a couple years. Now you're not. Mommy, no lie. So you couldn't understand what mommy, sort of. Like, I've only been here a couple years. Now you're not. Mommy, no light. So you couldn't understand what mommy, no light. No light. And this is me. No, he was saying light. He wasn't saying lights.
Starting point is 02:16:12 He was saying light. And I was just like, I don't understand what he's talking about. Oh, I would never be your partner in taboo. Ever. I'm asking. Ever. Nah, we wouldn't find out. You know what?
Starting point is 02:16:22 Listen, okay? Lion, race. Mel, Mel, Mel. Heads up is also my game. You look like wouldn't find out. You know what? Listen, okay? Lion, race. Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel. Heads up is also my game? Mel, you look like a heads up girl. I'm totally a heads up girl. Heads up, that's like the doofy taboo people. Shut up.
Starting point is 02:16:34 The heads up people are the goofy taboo folks. Anyways, he drops me off at 56 and 6, which is where my manager was at the time, and I run into his assistant. So what happened to the manager? He was, I don't know where the fuck he was, but I was just like. No, I mean like today.
Starting point is 02:16:49 Shut up. You should find this person. No, no, no, no. Don't need him anymore. Anyways, I was trapped, and I lived in the Bronx. So now I had to find my ass back to the Bronx. How'd you do it?
Starting point is 02:17:03 I started walking with everybody else. Okay. Walked home? No, not all the way. I started walking and at first during the day, it was... I got to 138th Street. That's exactly what... No, I got to the 135th Street Bridge. That's what... And then I
Starting point is 02:17:19 got a hold of my boyfriend and I said, yo, you got to come get me. It's getting dark outside. Phones was off. He was like, mommy, no lie. No lie. He came and got me. All that I don't need a man shit is cool until. Until you need lie.
Starting point is 02:17:35 Until shit black out. Right. Until it's a blackout. Until it's a blackout. On the bridge. Until you need one of them. Shit crazy, man. It's fucked up.
Starting point is 02:17:41 Touche. Touche. Touche. Shit crazy, man. It's fucked up. All right, so the door came off of an Alaska Airlines flight, Boeing 737 Max. They still have a problem with the seats. The door came off. The passengers that were supposed to be seated luckily missed their flight. So the closest person near that door was a 15-year-old. He lost his little shirt, some sneakers.
Starting point is 02:18:05 You know they be wearing them. Little white kids with them. Little dirty Keds. Little dirty Vans. Cheap little Fruit of a Lone. Yeah, white kids don't tie their shoes. Yeah, fly away. I'm like a bird.
Starting point is 02:18:19 Did you just pop off with a plane? So I kind of had this talk before when I watched the Boeing documentary. If you haven't seen it, please check it out. It was excellent. The entire doc is about how scientists and aircraft engineers
Starting point is 02:18:32 and specialists were behind the brand Boeing. So it was a state-of-the-art aircraft. And then they sold to people that only cared about the stock market and lowering budget
Starting point is 02:18:43 and capital. And they started making shit with cheaper products. Bullshit. Cutting corners and shit. Planes went down. People lost their lives. Rest in peace. If you're listening and you know somebody that was involved in this.
Starting point is 02:18:56 But Boeing is at it again with their rinky-dink fucking planes. That's some terrifying shit, bro. Bro. So they were at around 16,000 feet. Fuck off. No, they said that their original cruising altitude would have been around 30,000, 35,000.
Starting point is 02:19:13 They never reached 30,000, 35,000. They said luckily, if they would have gotten Yeah, if they would have gotten. Oh, they were just taking off. Yeah, so they were ascending. Yeah. If they would have gotten at 30,000, 35,000 and that shit would have happened, they said a lot of people would have been fucked up because it's so cold up there.
Starting point is 02:19:27 The lack of oxygen would have killed some of the people. And then, you know, the pressure would have been higher, so it would have been sucking more motherfuckers out. Oh, I would have loved
Starting point is 02:19:37 to see all of y'all to be on a plane with your neck pillows. I would have loved to see all your little pink neck pillows fly like a bird. I would have been in a spot because I don't buckle that seatbelt. So hold on.
Starting point is 02:19:53 A wall? Like what opened? The door. The exit. Or it used to be a door that they have. No. Oh, shit. That's my seat.
Starting point is 02:20:01 No, the door. The exit door. That's where I sit. I would have been at first class mad. Like, oh, it's a little. No, the door, the exit door. That's where I sit. I'd have been at first class mad. Like, oh, it's a little brisk back there with the pores. Ma'am, could you get me another blanket, please? Ma'am, the exit door, that's my shit. Ghetto first class.
Starting point is 02:20:13 Ghetto first class. Ghetto first class. That's my move, too. I can hold you. Only thing, though, that seat don't recline. That's a do. No, it don't. It's not reclined.
Starting point is 02:20:21 Some do, some don't. That, whatchamacallit door? Exit row. The seat does not recline in that seat. I've always reclined. Yeah, why not? Why not? You ain't been there in a while.
Starting point is 02:20:32 Well, not in that seat, no. Yeah. Sometimes I do a little Economy Plus. Okay. Economy Plus. I'm not happy about it, though. We know. We know.
Starting point is 02:20:44 A little 12 seats was gone. Don't start with me know we know little 12 seats was gone don't start with me no your 12 seats was gone you had to get where you had to go yo and fun fact about Joe Budden if anybody out there cares
Starting point is 02:20:51 first class for me is for my airport experience I don't really mind the aircraft seat all that is a plus but in the actual airport I'm skipping a line. I'm flashing my shit to the girl with the attitude that little PSA ID played.
Starting point is 02:21:11 Look, first class, dummy, stupid. You dumb. You thought. You tried it. That's what I do. Anyway. So it's not for the plane experience at all, right? That's a plus.
Starting point is 02:21:24 OK. That's a plus. Joe. That's a plus. Joe. Because when I told y'all. Premier Plus gets you all of that fancy shit you just talked about. Premier Plus makes you skip the line, do all that, do all that for $60. No, I want to go on the plane first. Premier Access.
Starting point is 02:21:37 No, first class gets me on before those bums. I'm telling you. No, those get you on early. I'm telling you something. No, it get you on before them? The military. Them niggas that get married at 13 A baby
Starting point is 02:21:45 A military nigga A baby Yo the military Let me shut up Handicap When the military niggas go up there You gotta just hang your head And not peek
Starting point is 02:21:55 Them niggas is Dragging they PTSD on there with them Yo Them niggas is going on there With depression Anger War scars Go ahead Hey Hey You go first Willie Hey Willie Them niggas is going on there with depression, anger, war scars. Go ahead.
Starting point is 02:22:06 Hey, hey, you go first, Willie. Hey, Willie, the whole plane's yours, buddy. Let's feel you out first. You might have a little tick. Fuck this exit door. That nigga's a veteran. I got some just little cool little sticky things on my jacket. Now you think I'm down.
Starting point is 02:22:25 Hey, where did you serve? Listen, buddy. Jersey City. Jersey City. Jersey City. I've never heard of that place. I'd be so scared. I'd speak to the niggas.
Starting point is 02:22:37 Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. Don't let it be Veterans Day. I get it off. Yeah. Yeah, I started off. Don't let it be Veterans Day.
Starting point is 02:22:42 I get it off. Yeah. Yeah, I started off. Anyway, what would y'all do if you're on a plane and the fucking door comes off? Die and sue. What can I do? Die and sue. Listen to me. In that order.
Starting point is 02:22:56 Because I'm not buckling my seatbelt. Yo, and. I never saw the point. Now I see the point. Now I'm going to buckle my seatbelt. No, I'm buckling my seatbelt buckle. Yeah, I'll be having my shit on. I want to die with dignity, too.
Starting point is 02:23:08 Don't just swoop me out the exit door so now I'm like a booger when you fluck it out the fucking... Fluck it out the car window. Yo, you got 15 seconds of flight. Before you hit? Yeah, you out there or something. Yo, you chilling.
Starting point is 02:23:23 Make the best of it. No, the wind. I think it's a little bit longer than 15 seconds. It depends on how high you are. Look at these two lovebirds. Go and die together. Even though I could do that, just you having time.
Starting point is 02:23:35 Stop fuck up with this bullshit. Breaking this up. That's why I stay away from that window seat, though. Yo. I fuck with it. You could put ice on the plane that the exit door come off of, but you gotta
Starting point is 02:23:49 do that thing you do on the PA. We have a long standby list. Anybody that is willing to take a hotel room and a free flight to Fort Lauderdale, please, please just come up, give us your name.
Starting point is 02:24:05 Move, move, move. Sit out the seat. Would you want first name or last name first? Yo, I'd be sitting there, me and my mom, I'd be like, who does that work on? Me. She'd be like, I really don't have anything to do. You too, you?
Starting point is 02:24:16 As soon as I get home. I took it down before. Look, look at all these dusty losers. Loser shit. They give me like 1,200 points. I'm getting the free room and the flight. I ain't got to go nowhere. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 02:24:28 If my plane lands at 7, it's because I want to land at 7. I have things to do. It's not at your discretion, nigga. It's mine. I picked this flight. Yeah, but then when you start talking that other shit. If you just go to the food court for the next five hours. They got money, yo.
Starting point is 02:24:46 Yeah, that's it. Because then I might find something to do at nine now. OK, tomorrow. I have never done it. Make it worth my while. I got $1,200. How much? Oh, please.
Starting point is 02:24:57 Don't be the niggas that's in Delta Lounge musty. Now walking Delta Lounge. Your flight don't leave for nine hours. Eating stale bagels. Yeah, you sleep across the seats talking about that. Nah, nigga. Get your musty ass out of Delta Lounge. Because I'm going to walk up to the front and tap the lady and say,
Starting point is 02:25:17 that is he? That guy? Is he supposed to be here? Do you see him right there? Damn. That's funny. How much? Musty. I didn't even hear musty in a long time. Nigga, there's one nigga in the Delta Lounge
Starting point is 02:25:28 stinking this whole shit up. He can go. He can go. You know what Park said? What? They gave him $1,200 to miss the flight. Nigga, my flight could be next week. I'll be in here like Tom Hanks in Terminal.
Starting point is 02:25:38 I'm just going to chill out. I wasn't going nowhere, no way. Y'all go ahead. Y'all in the front of the fucking flight, standing up there there Centering yourself Telling me that I gotta now Put my seatbelt on And turn my phone on airplane mode
Starting point is 02:25:53 Why if the nuts and bolts On the plane are not screwed in properly Y'all have bigger fish to fry Than my air phone I don't even know my phone Has airplane mode I never put my phone on airplane mode. I never put my phone on airplane mode.
Starting point is 02:26:06 Me either. Ever. My signal is the least of your worries, yo. I might get a text up there. And you know, sometimes you hit a little pocket.
Starting point is 02:26:15 Yeah. Bing! Oh, he lit. Love you too, boo. That's what you say? That's what I'm saying. Some bullshit. I ain't cutting
Starting point is 02:26:22 my phone on airplane mode. Yo, I wonder what their settlement gonna be. Oh, I'm suing the shit out of them. I wonder what this, saying? Some bullshit. I ain't cutting the phone here. Yo, I wonder what their settlement going to be. Oh, I'm suing the shit out of them. I wonder what this, that's my shit. Emotional trauma. I'm falling off my bed every night. I can't travel ever again.
Starting point is 02:26:34 I travel for a living. Who's their suit? Boeing or Alaska? Both. Both. And the United States. It's supposed to be naming shit. The nigga that made the seat, the seat belt,
Starting point is 02:26:45 the every, the flight attendant, them bum ass Dasani waters, all that shit. All that shit. All that shit. All that shit. All that shit.
Starting point is 02:26:49 All that shit. All that shit. Ocean spray, airport. Yeah. I mean, just lawyer up if you was in economy.
Starting point is 02:26:55 Bet. You know what it was just the 15th year anniversary of? The plane that landed in the Hudson. It was like two days ago. It was like the anniversary.
Starting point is 02:27:06 Two, three years ago. Mm-hmm. In 2009. Interesting calendar. Notifications. Hmm. I fucking hate you. I know, yeah.
Starting point is 02:27:20 Yeah, that's crazy, son. So the niggas in the Bronx, who the corner of the building fell off. Oh, yeah, what happened? Remember? Mm-hmm. You got to follow up, sir. Remember's funny.
Starting point is 02:27:32 Remember? Remember? Remember? Remember, their old shit fell off. The other day, they granted them access to their cribs. But they made them sign a little paper some of them didn't read what was on the contract and the paper says before we hand you your key you have did a walkthrough of your home and everything is fine and in order and
Starting point is 02:28:02 you're fine to walk back in. Nah. There's no liability on behalf of the landlord. Of course they put the camera on the 70-year-old black lady. She didn't read the contract. And then they put it on her daughter, too. Her daughter said, they stole everything out of here. They said they stole mad shit out of their house.
Starting point is 02:28:25 But the grandma was in there. I mean, the mom was in there just cooking some fish. She said, yeah, but it feels good to be home cooking my fish. That's the problem with that. They didn't close the wall yet. Yeah, they probably still want to access the rest of my crib. Nah, yeah, nah. It's raining.
Starting point is 02:28:41 In the living room. I want to go. That little plastic sheet over the door ain't going to cut it. I want to go in my crib. Fuck what you talking about. It's another building in the Bronx. They suing the superintendent because he went around boarding up the doors and shit while the people was in there. That was in Illinois.
Starting point is 02:28:58 That was in Harvey. Harvey, Illinois. Yeah. They was boarding up. And the Bronx. They was boarding up shit. You hear the dogs barking inside the apartment. No bullshit. They was boarding up. And the Bronx. They was boarding up shit. You hear the dogs barking inside the apartment. No bullshit.
Starting point is 02:29:07 They was boarding up the people in the apartments, my nigga. That's crazy. Yo, the world is fucked up, my nigga. Niggas don't care. Niggas like, yo, dog, it's our job. Fam, you hear somebody yelling inside the apartment, and they're blasting Jigga man
Starting point is 02:29:25 you out here boarding up they door they can't get out suing them just like Boeing that's how you know United is foul United seen the
Starting point is 02:29:34 Alaska news and said check our planes don't have them issues United first thing they thought was smart too yeah
Starting point is 02:29:43 throw a little shade capitalized well no they had to take a lot of their planes off the shit oh okay sound like United, first thing they thought was smart, too. Yeah. Throw a little shade. Capitalize. Well, no. They had to take a lot of their planes off the shit. Oh, okay. Found loose nuts and bolts and shit. Yeah, they found a lot of janky planes. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 02:29:56 Let me fuck on United, my nigga. There was another little picture going around of a white dad in first class who was traveling with his young son, maybe five, six years old, and the son had on an illuminating outfit, like a bunny outfit that stayed lit up. Okay. Red eye. And they were talking about...
Starting point is 02:30:16 They were on a red eye. You're funny. With the glowing kid. You're funny. Out of it tight. You are funny. I can't lie. You are.
Starting point is 02:30:23 I can't sleep. Out of it tight. Can you pop. I can't lie. You are. I can't sleep. I'd have been tight that whole time. Can you pop that shit? You turn off your shirt. Sir, I know it's Easter, but it's not good. Probably wasn't even Easter. You know, why can't you wear that shit whenever? That's when you got to unlock that exit door.
Starting point is 02:30:39 Let the little nigga fly away. Thank you, Easter Bunny. What the fuck? They found the missing door and still ain't found the missing Malaysia flight. Yo. They probably found
Starting point is 02:30:52 homie's shirt. And there's some conspiracy theories going on about that missing flight, but we won't get into it now. Oh, speaking of conspiracy theories,
Starting point is 02:30:59 what do y'all think about the aliens that was running around the mall in Florida? Listen, I'm full of surprises. If there's one place that the aliens might pop up, it's Miami. Yeah, the mall in Florida. Listen, I'm full of surprises. If there's one place that the aliens might pop up, it's Miami.
Starting point is 02:31:08 Yeah, they're in Florida, for sure. Corey, I don't know why you pointing at me. I think that shit is legit. I know you do. That's my point, that's you. Anybody? You think they were real aliens running around the mall? That was their first stop off the fucking ship.
Starting point is 02:31:21 They can't land naked. In Miami. Come on. You ever been to Miami? Smack y'all means out there. I was about to say. They can't land naked. In Miami. Come on. You ever been to Miami? Some of y'all means out there. I was about to say. She ain't been in a while. A little Spanish, but you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:31:33 Consuela had a nigga got to go get some fit, get some drip. Oh, you want the Spanish? He wanted to go to live. He had to go get some drip. Yo, fam, they said that it was the most cops that they've ever seen for anything in the middle of the daytime. Just. Which is funny because black. You lost me.
Starting point is 02:31:54 It's fine. The alien was black. Just keep going, man. It's fine. It's fine. Just what else you got? You bought this, dude. Shut up, yo.
Starting point is 02:32:04 No, you don't think it was an alien for real? No. You think yes? I think absolutely. No, I think the alien's here. I don't think they in the fucking mall, though. Yes, I don't think that they went to the mall. Sorry.
Starting point is 02:32:16 Because that mall don't slap like that. Exactly. They could have went to the Mall of Americas, Minnesota. They could have gone on Ocean, Collins. Yo, bruh, they was getting the cheap shit. What? They're not talking about that aliens. Bruh, they be like, yo.
Starting point is 02:32:35 Watch your mouth, bro. Watch your mouth, bitch. Yo, dog, no, I'm dead ass. They said it was about, the shit was nine feet tall. They took everybody phones. Man, that was bull. Who took the phones? The police. Bullshit.
Starting point is 02:32:47 All right, bro. It would take a minute for the cops to get there. You don't think that before that they would have clocked the niggas in fucking Foot Locker? All right. Niggas are, oh, shit, look. So, let me guess, Men in Black came in, too, right? I see a nine-foot... Huh?
Starting point is 02:33:03 I see a nine-foot nigga looking like a fucking dildildo and I'm not whipping out my phone? I mean, I'm just, I don't know what he looks like. You talking about sex? Where you going? Freak ass girl. With sex? Anyways, you guys are getting on Tommy. A nine foot dildo?
Starting point is 02:33:18 Man, you good? I'm fine. What kind of freaky shit you want? The sad little girl is coming out. Deprived. You think aliens look like cocks? Do we know, in fact, what they do look like? I think them niggas will bag you.
Starting point is 02:33:33 You know what? I'm getting tired of y'all niggas here on fucking Earth. Yes, they might be able to bag me. They might be able to bag me. That's what it is. Get me out of here. Get me the fuck out of here. Earth is ghetto.
Starting point is 02:33:44 That's funny, son. But nobody has camera here. Get me the fuck out of here. Earth is ghetto. That's funny, son. But nobody has camera footage of these nine-foot motherfuckers. Come on. Not that the government has the footage. The government know they out here. The government know what time it is. They know. I know, but they weren't supposed to show up at the mall before dark.
Starting point is 02:33:59 They wasn't at no goddamn mall. They might not be on our time schedule. There it is. Mall closes at 8.30 p.m. We'll see. Watch. You said the fake video. I don't want y'all niggas to come back in about six.
Starting point is 02:34:10 You said the video of the alien walking, right? They gonna show the real footage and y'all niggas gonna come in like, I thought it was true. I did always want to walk around in some stilts. Honestly. Like when them niggas be in front of the little store doing that shit, it look fun. Until my brain get to go on and be scared to death that somebody going to foot sweep my ass. Foot sweep my little tilt right out of there. We from the hood.
Starting point is 02:34:30 You want a little baddie? A quick little leg sweep. Well, ain't nothing. It's over for that. Grand opening. Grand closing. Knee broke. It's bullshit, yo.
Starting point is 02:34:40 I see the little videos of all y'all little daredevil white boys doing the Simone Bows on phone poles between hotel buildings across landings. I see what y'all doing. You niggas are nuts. Straight nuts. It's a whole culture
Starting point is 02:34:57 called parkour. Parkour. And the white boys be running up walls doing all types of... A couple of them niggas got exposed too. What do you mean? One nigga slipped and fell and come to find out it was a tether, an anchor, the whole shit.
Starting point is 02:35:09 Oh good. Good. Or at least- Safety. Yes. Exposed. Yeah, but I'm saying like you're promoting something so, but yeah. Yo, bruh, them niggas be doing semis from one building to the next building.
Starting point is 02:35:24 No bullshit. 80 feet from the ass. High ass buildings, bro. Nope. And then land roll and fucking Jason Statham. I'm good. That's some white people shit for real. I'm cool. I did want to say that I do miss verses.
Starting point is 02:35:39 I'm a little sad that we won't be getting our Puff JD verses. But, I mean, Bigger Fish, I get it. I get it. Can't be getting our Puff JD verses, but I mean, Bigger Fish, I get it. I get it. Can't be that guy. Well, that was definitely over. Is there any talk of doing any verses? I haven't heard of Peep. That was probably the one they were trying to get money up for.
Starting point is 02:35:58 I haven't heard of Peep. And if I continue to not hear of Peep, I will try to steal the brand and redo it myself. So, they should say something soon. Against battles. continue to not hear peep I will try to steal the brand and redo it myself so they just say something soon against battles because the ones I want to do they're not gonna do like they into big business now selling tickets or I want to come back to the artistry I think I want to see Joe verse music okay okay Mm-hmm. Okay. Who music? Soul Child.
Starting point is 02:36:28 Oh, I thought you were talking about different music. Your man, right? The silence indicates what? That Joe's going to smoke his boots out. He got songs. I'm not disrespecting music at all. 20? Mm.
Starting point is 02:36:45 I think if it does come back, it needs to be done a little differently give him 10 records a piece I don't know if Joe is just smoking music so child's peace take him in that deep water and drown the shit out of him no I think it's
Starting point is 02:36:53 it's a battle cause music has a lot of hits he does and he's done a lot of features on other people's shit I mean like his first album alone
Starting point is 02:37:02 the debut album was like it was a playthrough the beginning the end to end hey so I think Joe John what is Joe doing uh when I'm not saying it's a point I'm asking that's a point I don't know that nothing if I'm Joe I play something. Some nonsense. Oh, you let him get it. You got that point, Travis? Yeah. Four hearts.
Starting point is 02:37:29 Anyway, that was just my little random thought. That was a good one, though. I don't have anything else that's like near and dear to my home. Maxwell, Joe, we've said that before. Maxwell, Joe. We've discussed that before. Let's see. Let's see.
Starting point is 02:37:39 What else is up here? Anything near and dear to our hearts and souls that we need to get off of our system that the rest of the week will be unfit for us if we don't share with our audience? I think we can go to NFL playoffs Friday when we get a little bit better idea what injury reports and such are going to look like. Just got word TJ
Starting point is 02:37:55 Watt is out. My whole team is out. We'll see though. You lucky Ramsey ain't out. I know. That move Steph put on him almost broke his whole hit bone. Shook him out of his boots. Fucked him up, yo. I think the Cowboys are going to...
Starting point is 02:38:14 Man, man. He just said we're going to do a five. Yeah, we ain't got it. Oh, I thought you said... Nah, nah, nah. Let's wait and see how it goes. It's too early for that. Pardon me.
Starting point is 02:38:24 Draymond Green says he thought about retiring that's all I got with that I got mad jokes I can say about that but that's my man that's my man
Starting point is 02:38:33 I'm not Jama ran out for the season that's sad that's fucked up injury? yeah surgery that was fucked up
Starting point is 02:38:40 torn labrum or something got this heist he's planning got this bank robbery he's working on you ain't see what they said? what'd he say? up. Got this heist he's planning. Got this bank robbery he's working on. You ain't see what they said? What'd he say? What?
Starting point is 02:38:53 Man, what would he be out for the season for, man? I... Nigga said, yo, he out for the season. He was lifting too many guns and they fucked his show up. This nigga's just ignorant, bro. And Halliburton went Niggas say yo He out for the season He was lifting too many guns And they fucked his shoulder Niggas is ignorant bro And Halliburton went down bad Halliburton went down bad He did a whole split
Starting point is 02:39:14 I picked up I picked up McComber already Yeah no Halliburton He fucked his hamstring up right Fucked something up His hamstring I know My legs can't do that
Starting point is 02:39:24 Nigga 20 something in shape But nah. It's hamstring. I know. My legs can't do that. Nigga 20-something in shape, but nah, he fucked his hamstring up. I don't know how bad it is yet, but them shits will play for the season. Hopefully he heals up in July, man.
Starting point is 02:39:36 Shout out to Halliburton. Sit your little ass down, man. Fuck out of here, nigga. July. Yeah, anytime he healthy,
Starting point is 02:39:44 them niggas score 160 points. Sit down. And he be doing... The Pacers have not scored under 150 points in like two months. And this nigga be doing 34 and 17 assists.
Starting point is 02:39:53 Yeah, no. You need to sit down. You need to go. Get right with Jesus. I don't need to see none of this shit. He bugging out there. He talking shit to niggas.
Starting point is 02:40:02 He like, you not like that. I'm like, all right. All right, I don't have anything else. I'm cool. I'm cool. What's up? Y'all cool?
Starting point is 02:40:08 Y'all cool? Get it off now. Get it off now or forever. Hold your peace. Or hold it the farther. Yeah, or too far. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:40:18 I'm good. I do. I got it before they got taken off. Are they back? Yeah. I told you it was a pow pow. Did they work it out with the whole feature? Nope.
Starting point is 02:40:30 Okay. You got your Apple Vision Pros on the board there. It's pre-orders next week, coming out February 2nd. It's about to be a dud. You think so? Yes. That headset shit. We'll talk.
Starting point is 02:40:46 We will. We will. Okay. You think the Apple headset's going to be a dud, you said? I think so. The first one. I think it'll get better. Got it.
Starting point is 02:40:56 Well, yeah, it's always going to get better. All right. I'm still in my rainy bag. Still in my rainy, gloomy bag. Why not? Hey. Woo. Oh, it sounds so great in the rain. Chef Alexander O'Neill Here we go
Starting point is 02:41:29 As the night moves in Love takes on new meaning If you were here You would know what I mean to say Circumstance leaves me only waiting For the chance I only want to love you more More Can't you understand it?
Starting point is 02:42:21 Girl, you know how much I care It's not the way I planned it, no If you could only know my feelings You would know how much I do believe If you were here tonight By my side If you were with me now When the lights go out
Starting point is 02:43:04 I cannot pretend This pain's too big for me to be in alone alone Oh Snow burn Light a candle for our love Love So we'll always be One to one in love Oh One to one in love Can't you understand it?
Starting point is 02:43:53 Girl, you know how much I care It's not the way I planned it No, no, no, no, no If you could only know my feelings You would know how much I do believe If you were here tonight All night By my side
Starting point is 02:44:24 If you were with me now I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, Every night alone I just wait here anticipating For the day I won't feel this pain, baby Please don't keep me waiting, come to me That was brand new old music from Alexander O'Neal Nah, let me get this shit on, go ahead, alright If I was high, if you were with me now They ain't play this in Canada They ain't play this in Canada
Starting point is 02:45:28 This wasn't ever on while a nigga was holding you tight Standing behind you, wrapping you around nice and warm Whispering, yeah, yeah Yeah, come on Oh, no Don't keep me waiting, baby If you were with me now with you. So I'm gonna wait. Don't keep me waiting, baby. If you weren't with me now, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Starting point is 02:45:52 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And I'm sure that has been a delight to you if you've been trying to play that record on streaming platforms, as you know. Doesn't exist. Because he was a part of our segment
Starting point is 02:46:14 just a couple bar a couple bars and we out see what Love takes on new meanings What is happening? I forgot all about this show. If you were here You would know what I mean to say This is not necessary. Don't say that, because I'm redoing Pump It Up, and it ain't going to sound as youthful.
Starting point is 02:46:48 It ain't going to sound as young and fresh. That's Alexander O'Neill, Mel. He re-recorded his song, like many artists are doing, and put it on streaming so that he could reap the benefits. Just can't sound like the old one, and most times, it doesn't. That just broke my heart. But it's fucked up for people looking for that record on streaming sites like i used to find thank god i have it uh tory proud family
Starting point is 02:47:11 not on streaming like there's some some records that's just not on streaming thank god for niggas with music libraries not these fucking streamers all right all right i'm going to Brooklyn. Fab is rapping again, as I keep telling y'all. I love it. This one's called Selfish. And they're going to say you selfish. Hey, I might be selfish because I got secrets I never shared. I just kept them to myself.
Starting point is 02:47:44 Speak of them, I never did. And even when they hurt me, I act like I never cared I let you put on a show and your episodes never aired But when it's my turn, the mercy was never spared I owe you for that shit, like a tab that I never clared Circle is never squared, vibe is never wed Bone crushers in the Glock, I promise I'm never scared I'm selfish, needed swag, I gave you that Y'all rode it till the wheels fell off and gave it flats
Starting point is 02:48:08 And tell you what you wanted to hear, I gave the facts And when I took your bitch, wasn't selfish, I gave her back If I was selfish, I would've kept her all to myself She got that top that'll make me pull up all by myself Can you make me better? I'm a movement all by myself If I shine, you shine, and I be spoiling myself She told me she like sports, and I'm a baller myself And I don't even need a ref, cause I can call it myself
Starting point is 02:48:31 The bad vibes gotta move, I U-Hauling myself I don't know who to quick, a Clipper, John Wall, or myself If I'm selfish, why help them with they thing? Even gave them they flowers, they smelled them and they ain't thing Bunch of thank yous, you're welcome and they think Them pillow talk about me and tell em Jose thing Nigga, we done had waffles in Belgium and they think Used to high fences when 12 come and they think
Starting point is 02:48:54 Last I seen you was unhealthy and they think Uncomfortable vibes, I felt them and they think I'm selfish, with my energy and my shellfish Carl Miles is looking real prime, 112-ish Pull up round 12-ish, something V12-ish I'm at the 711 in a 812, bitch I can tell you lil' niggas never had to scale fish When I used to selfish, I couldn't even spell fish
Starting point is 02:49:18 Looking like it's going in, I shoot my shot and yell swish Self-made, self-paid, guess I am selfish Know what's selfish the confidence of a snitch luck is a lady but karma's always a bitch selfishness or make someone comment under your pick when he took care of you and your mama since you were six who's selfish maybe we all are we all want something or someone to call ours we buy big jury to cover up small scars we came a long way and still we all far what's a star player to a team of all-stars i win we win w's all ours the range rover rolls royce trucks all ours and y'all can't even get no fucking hook it's all bars i'm selfish
Starting point is 02:49:59 yeah that's Selfish by Fab like I said Fab is on the run of doing I like the Selfish YouTube free stuff to that beat
Starting point is 02:50:10 like to slow it down and make it that that sounds that sounds great he's on it's either 4 or 5 you laughed at me
Starting point is 02:50:18 that sound like Soul Tape 4 or some shit no I didn't laugh at you I'm just saying that he said I only do trilogies. So yes, it sounds like that,
Starting point is 02:50:27 but it's not put on a fucking four. That's all I mean. I'll call you something else. I don't care. Yeah, yeah. It'll probably be named something else. That was it.
Starting point is 02:50:33 That's fine. But whatever you do, I'm excited to do FAB. Enough is enough. I'm not saying I'm going to call you soon. Yeah, please do. We can go do our little
Starting point is 02:50:41 Starbucks run or something. Get to the bottom of some shit, man. Yeah, figure it out. But it's just good to see. Fav's been quiet. And like I said, everything that's dropping, because I was paying attention to see,
Starting point is 02:50:52 it's all YouTube, no DSPs, and it all lists the family music group. So I like what that means. Me too. I'm sticking with Rainy Day shit, man. Sorry, Joe. Word. My apologies. That would have been hard, man. I'm a
Starting point is 02:51:29 already days I sit back can't wait I'm expert like like we can pull the highest that's I'm so right but this reaction got me wanna like that hey so many good
Starting point is 02:51:43 time to get my light boxy Heavy on the wrist, polo, mock socks and rubbies Old flicks remind me of Gucci's Back in the square with Lil' Max Mill Blast, but yeah, that was Bill Bill Fast forward, 94, who got the bad bass? Filthy as fingers, scream for more, bless me, out of state Howdy, Jake Starks is back, niggas won't work
Starting point is 02:52:02 Now I'm brought back over G-Pac Cold rocks, but the come out, the living gossip Them big lip niggas want work Now I'm brought back over G-Pac Coke rocks, fuck the co-op, the living gossip Them big-lick niggas singin' the cops need the boxin' Stop it, the project's over-flooded with slow leaks The fiends get, new faces get wrapped in sheets I gotta get mine, like my own love, bless the cheese line Sippin' on fine wines, the power of the blacks is mine The vine, waitin' on these raw teas Takes, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
Starting point is 02:52:27 the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
Starting point is 02:52:35 the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine It's raining, it's changing My values are always the same It's raining, it's changing My values are always the same I'm going to Leon Thomas Leon Thomas again treasure in the hills Played by the woods But I'd rather do something naughty Let's find a room
Starting point is 02:54:10 Inside this after party In all the fun Find what I want Find what I want, find what I want, yeah I found treasure in the news Chase money, dive, ease and go I'm trying to find me a soul Chase money, dive, ease and go
Starting point is 02:54:59 I'm trying to find me a soul You live alone I'm trying to find me a soul You live alone Now it's just you and your shadow Let's change that up Let's take it into tomorrow Been all the time Found what I want Found what I want
Starting point is 02:55:30 I found you I found you You, you I found you You, you I found you You, you I found jasmine I found jasmine
Starting point is 02:55:52 This morning diamonds in gold I'm trying to buy me a soul This morning diamonds in gold That is Leon Thomas, Treasure in the Hills. That shit was a vibe. She has a live version. She does. Okay. That was fire-ish.
Starting point is 02:56:25 Everybody delivered today. It's a lot of pressure. It is a lot of pressure. I hope whoever's going last comes through. Oh, for fuck's sake. I had one, but I suspect that Joe might have played it, but in my defense, it's... You can still play it.
Starting point is 02:56:39 It's fire. If it's fire, it's fire. It's a fire song. Friend of the show. Friend of the show, yeah. We love her. Yeah. She's freaking amazing.
Starting point is 02:56:47 So it's If You Let Me by Sinead Hartnett. Somebody got to let you one of these days. Somebody got to let you one of these days. We can cover that on Patreon. That's so tough. Oh. Viola B. Oh Gotta correct the record, nah, that's not bad Dreams of your smile
Starting point is 02:57:29 I don't wanna be just a memory And I don't wanna feel your wings break free Because without you I'm lost in the breeze I gotta be strong now I gotta show you how I love you Like I've never ever loved somebody I'll give you things you didn't even know you wanted Don't tell me that it's not enough
Starting point is 02:58:00 My time is up, you're over us Cause I think I might do anything for you If you just let me If you just let me If you just let me Just let me The taste of your lips is still fresh And the smell of your scent
Starting point is 02:58:34 How could I forget Your words, how they cut me to shreds But to tell you the truth Every piece is for you I don't wanna be just a memory And I don't wanna feel your wings break free Because without you now I'm lost in the breeze I gotta be strong now, I gotta show you how I love you Like I've never had enough, so fine I'll give you things you didn't even know you wanted
Starting point is 02:59:14 Don't tell me that it's not enough, my time is up, you're over us Cause I think I might do anything for you If you just let me, yeah If you just let me, let me If you just let me, yeah Just let me That is Sinead Hartnett featuring Grades. If you just let me.
Starting point is 02:59:50 Oh, my bad. My bad. Yeah. It's my favorite part. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll wait for this. I'll with you. I don't want anything for you If you just let me If you just let me
Starting point is 03:00:30 Now won't let nobody You gotta let somebody If you just let me You gotta let somebody, girl If you just let me That is Jenea Hartnett, If You Just Let Me, featuring Grades. What do you think of some producer? Good shit, Gary.
Starting point is 03:00:48 Good shit. That's pretty. She what? She something. She's very fair. Does that matter? No, not if she's gorgeous. I mean, it matters if you're pro-black.
Starting point is 03:01:07 Does it? Yeah, we just had a whole umar, maybe. Don't worry about it. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Rock on, man. I'm going to come see you. This nigga got his Serato. Oh no, no one to shame No one who's here to take care of me Nobody, why must I feel So lonely without you here I wanna take you home
Starting point is 03:01:44 It ain't happening Shout out to the first and last time listeners, we appreciate y'all Shout out to all the people hate listening out there, all the critiquers Fuck y'all niggas Shout out to the ladies listening Hope you enjoyed this pod as much as we enjoyed giving it to you Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there But it's too late, it goes I wanna go on, shining in the rain there but until then, it goes. Ayyyy, they too young, they too young out there.
Starting point is 03:02:21 Until the next time, we bid you a new farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass So let's make this one last as if it's all we have And lastly, the baddies are insecure and unaccountable The stagnant women wanna travel And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it. If I'm still in love with you. Send a prayers out to our brother in Paz,
Starting point is 03:02:50 Zyia Franklin, man. We love you, buddy. Thanks. Do it here. To our kids, if don't nobody else care. Hey! I'm gonna look out of my window and see I see visions of you in every drop that I see
Starting point is 03:03:08 When I think of all the time we shared Anybody got fun plans happening this week? Anything fun happening this week? Nah, not really. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so.
Starting point is 03:03:20 I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so.
Starting point is 03:03:21 I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so.
Starting point is 03:03:21 I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so.
Starting point is 03:03:22 I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I got my baby this week, so. I want this and I want to Working out Signing the red
Starting point is 03:03:26 Yes I do, I wanna go outside Don't want nobody to see me cry I want to sign in the red Oh here go my part I wanted to hear earlier. Yes, yes. Bob with me, Bob with me. Give it a minute. Wow. What am I doing this week? I think I'm staying sucker free.
Starting point is 03:03:58 Staying away from you bitch ass niggas out there. Keeping my sanity and my peace. Protecting my energy. Living with grace, kindness, peace kindness peace love calm and compassion y'all know the vibes y'all know me regular joe you heard this before right i don't know. I got it. I got it. Oh, man. Today was fun.
Starting point is 03:04:40 What y'all doing in the thunderstorm? Cuddling up? Everybody cuddling up with something nice, soft, and warm? That's right. thunderstorm cuddling up a by cuddling up with some nice on soft and warm all right all right we gotta go too much energy in the building. Oh my God. Overflowing. About to overwhelm me. This should be the independent woman anthem. I got to see you standing there. If I don't see you standing there, baby, I'm going crazy. Baby, I can't go on and die.
Starting point is 03:05:33 I got to keep walking everywhere, baby. I got to, I got to drown out the pain, baby. Oh, oh, baby. Go on, sign your name. Help, help us go outside the red Man, man, man That was truly incredible, so blessed Each and every one of us Never would've made it
Starting point is 03:06:03 I thank God Never could've made it every one of us. I thank God. You know, if you listen out there, let this be a reminder that none of this is possible without y'all. All the people out there that have gone through some struggles, some hardship,
Starting point is 03:06:19 lost a friend, lost a family member, a loved one, let's bow our heads Lord, keep us away from these hoe-ass niggas out here Dirty macking, talking shit behind our backs Hating on our success Hating on our well-being Don't wanna see us healthy Living good, just surrounded by friendship and glory I would have lost it all. Hating on our well-being. But now I see how you were there for me.
Starting point is 03:06:47 Living good, just surrounded by friendship and glory. I'm strong. Thank you for the strength. I'm wiser. The wisdom, guidance, and direction. I'm better. Man, so blessed. Much better.
Starting point is 03:07:00 So blessed. That's how you know this whole room is toxic. Look what this song do to the room. Look at the room. This song is not supposed to have this effect on the room. But the one I held on to. And I never, never would have made it. Oh, I never could have made it. Never could have made it.
Starting point is 03:07:23 All right. I don't seem to be with the most gospel-est bunch. Oh, but Lord, I know how you were there for me. But if you're out there this winter, let me hear you. I never would have made it. Shout for the kills out there. Shout for the milfs. I never could have made it without you. All the scamming ass churches.
Starting point is 03:07:49 Oh man, they jumping out of their seats. They jumping off the couches now. Oh my God. Contagious now. I'm stronger. I'm stronger. I'm wiser. I'm wiser.
Starting point is 03:08:04 I'm better. I'm wiser. I'm wiser. No, I'm better. I'm better. So much better. I'm better. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. Oh. Y'all. Through the storm and the test.
Starting point is 03:08:16 Because you were there. To save me through madness. I'm stronger. All right, y'all don't deserve it. I think everyone's just getting closer to God. Yeah, exactly, Parks. Exactly. Some of y'all are not built for the
Starting point is 03:08:32 106 and Park Live studio audience. It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry about it. You've never heard of Joe, bud. Pass the fucking ball! Pass the ball! Pass the Hawks! J the ball! Pass the Hawks! Goddamn! Pass the fucking ball!
Starting point is 03:08:47 JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?

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