The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 705 | “Means To An End”

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

In the latest episode, Joe starts by clarifying his comments about the girl rapper wave being over (27:33) as the room discusses changes in the music industry which has brought many layoffs (31:01). In new music, a Future album may be right around the corner (56:29), Drake teases remix with 4Batz (1:01:55), and Miami Beach created a commercial for the Spring breakers (1:22:36). Also, the JBP reacts to Rick Ross & Cristina Mackey parting ways (1:42:22), Usher vacations in Bali with Russell Simmons (1:56:20), Kelsey Nicole has first interview since the shooting involving Meg Thee Stallion (2:13:35), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks:  Joe | 41, Kyle Richh, & Jenn Carter (feat. TaTa) - “Bent” Ice | Meek Mill - “Big Boy” Parks | IAMGAWD & Clypto - “Bloodstained Suede II” Ish | Eric Bellinger (feat. Ty Dolla $ign) - “Writer’s Block” Melyssa | Abi Ocia - “Easy to Love”

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart. Or our own. Enjoy the show. I'm gonna start spraying around just exotic-ness. Ish. After I go on my smoke break, I'm gonna just come in the house and just walk away.

You gotta start smoking first. Yeah, word. What's going on back here? I'm gonna just smoke just so I can go get some fancy shit. You know. Just so I can spray it in the air. You started this pod with, I'm gonna get some money soon.

See, and that's where we jump you. Yo. You know that though, right? I think you start. You doing it on purpose? Say joke, my nigga. Oh, man. Can I make a joke?

So joke with us. Can we make jokes? So then joke with us then. Yeah, we could. We could? Of course. Busy weekend. All right, who wants to start with the jokes? Busy, busy weekend. How your tea taste?

It's good. Pick it up. Mmm. That shit shine. Use the other hand. Shine, shine, shine, shine. Is that new? Or is it the...

No, ask him to turn it around so you can see it. He got a new teacup. No, ask him to turn it around so you can see it. Oh, let's see the cup. Oh, he got a new teacup No ask him to turn it around So you can see it Oh let's see the cup Oh he got a new teacup Yo this guy He got a Stanley Ballin They gonna turn it around

It looks like there's A label Or a logo On the front of the cup You got that set As Stanley's Oh my god We outta here

You don't wanna show us I didn't tell that To my bootlegger We didn't start boot to my bootlegger. We didn't start bootlegging that that's that Ish Stanley. Ish, why are you being humble for? Come on, turn around. Let's see it.

What are you doing? I got a trick for y'all. Oh my God. Is that alright with you? I like it. Nice. You wanna show it? Oh shit.

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business man. You gonna show it? Oh, shit. That's not what your brain does. I'm not a businessman. I'm a businessman. He's stupid, yo. What kind of consultation did that come with? He still ain't did one consultation. Why do you think that? Because I bought a hoodie.

I've done consultations. That's why. I was one of the first hundred. You wasn't. I ain't get a call yet. I ain't even get a text. You wasn't. I was't get a call yet. I didn't even get a text. You wasn't. I was.

You were not. I'm in there. You're not. Look better. You're not. Look harder. You're not there. I'm waiting by my phone.

You're not there. I'm waiting to see. I'm answering unknown numbers. I'm answering no caller IDs. Spam risk. That might be it. Spam-ish. Spam-ish.

I'm answering all them shit. You're wrong, but it's cool. Hoodie look a little sweatsuit, look a little oomph. I don't know what oomph mean. I mean, that ain't that fucking, what's that store I used to buy the socks from? Quinta? What's that store? What?

What's the store? Y'all know the store. No, that's the shit you said that ain't worth $150. Nah, come on. Every pod I say say I'm not feeding into their money talk at the beginning of the pods, but you make it hard. Who's they? You.

You're they. Yeah, you're different. Shout out to the listeners out there. I am bootlegging all of Ish's shit. Oh, I've seen that too. You've seen my shit? Yeah, I've seen the bootleg. Chop the price. That's funny to you. Chopped it down.

That's funny to you. What, bootlegging? Yes. It would be. I had to hit the streets. It's cool. Look, that's how foul he is. He really think it's me. He really think it's me. Why would I think that? You don't got time.

Because I would do that. I mean, that's one reason. Oh, man. Would you judge me if I came in wearing a boule? No. All right. Because I bought like seven colors. I believe.

Why you don't joke back with us? What are you talking about? Add on to the joke, nigga. Stop being serious. I ain't have nothing to say to that one. That wasn't that funny. That was something funny. What's up, man?

How y'all doing? How y'all feeling? Act like I'm not even here. Act like I'm not even here today. What's up? He don't like that shit. He still don't like that shit. I know.

He ain't like that. I'm going to feed into all the narratives, every narrative. We know. I don't care. Big Mal. Hey, hey. He was out in Houston with the drunk face. Damn. He was out in Houston with the drunk face. Damn.

He was out in Houston moving around with the tipsy face. Went to the rodeo. Yeehaw. Jump on it. Let's do it. Ride it. My pony. Chanel pearls.

Minority report. Lightweight Chanel pearls. Scottish skirt again. Yeah. Chanel Pearls. Yeah. Minority Report. Lightweight Chanel Pearls. Scottish skirt again. Yeah. Found a groove. Yeah. Found a little groove with that Rowdy Piper shit. I'm getting in your bag.

I got a press day today. I know. Let me let y'all know. Mel is here on Actress Time. She's got her heart out. She's not staying for Patreon. But we're pressed. Word.

The pressiest. Word. And it's just soon as pressed. We don't get the first interview? It's not. That's crazy. And we don't get paid from whatever budget your movie has for the press here when we discuss it. Yeah, we've seen the Dame Dash interview.

We learned some tricks here. You guys, I'm part of a cast. This is, it's way bigger than me. You're supposed to bring that check back here to split it up. Hey, you're the marketing budget. Remember like I did? But you cameoing and shit. Yeah.

Forget it. It's not even worth it. Cameo. I'm going to be honest. I am not getting paid to do this press. Of course you're not. Yeah, I'm not. It's not even worth it. Cameo. I'm going to be honest. I am not getting paid to do this press. Of course you're not. Yeah, I'm not. That's the thing.

It's like, you have a movie coming out? We're giving you free press. Not doing your Monique. You ain't doing your Monique show. Hey, listen. Listen, I'm happy to be a working actress right now. So God bless Monique. I am happy to be getting a check for this film.

Yes. Well, that was our plan. I mean, come on. You can't. They can't Yes. Well, that was our plan. I mean, come on. You can't. They can't fuck with us. That was the plan. Come back here, do a couple pause, turn it up, hit the small screen,

big screen, every screen, big mouth. I mean, we only told them that was coming. They never listened. They never listened to the plan when it come to fruition. Yes, she's been annoying. Yes, there's been annoying. Yes, there's been tears.

But that's the fucking plan. What the fuck they talking about? What's the means to an end? What the fuck is they talking about? Wait, wait. That's a full song. What'd you say? The means to an end. I didn't look at it like an end.

No, not that kind of. I didn't see Mel leaving us. Or ending Mel. That's not the. I didn't think Mel was ending or ending Mel. That's not the. I didn't think Mel was ending her time with us-ish. No. I thought Mel would just come back here when she wasn't doing her movies.

She juggling, you know, legend in two games. Multitasking like you, man. Three. Your merch ain't a means to an end. Why is it a means to an end? Y'all trying to end? That's crazy. Never.

What's wrong with your brain? I can't miss That's crazy. What's wrong with your brain? I can't miss two pods. What's wrong with your brain? Everyone's got their escape plans. It's trying to end. That's crazy. I'm going to do a morning show somewhere. That's not what it means. That's not what it means, bro.

Hey, we back. Joe Budden. Peter Rosenberg. And now it's time for your quick hits. We're going to take some callers. Here's what's hot in the news. I'll do it. I'll go join Angelique Meno. What's up?

What y'all talking about? Parks want to go do gift Christmas albums all year? What's up? All year round. Tell me what's going on. What's up? Who y'all leave? Niggas always trying to mean to an idiot, yo.

Title people. There it is, right in the opening. Title people. Right there. Just to toss you a little bit of help. Just a little bit of help. Just a little bit for the title people. All right.

Got some inspo? Some jokes. On this dreary day. Let me see what's going on. I love the dreary day. It's foggy, too. You can't see shit. I ain't got a drive in it.

I love it, too. That traffic really whooped y'all asses. Yes. Oh, I don't have any inspo because Instagram's down. Ah. Ah. Yeah, it's all right. Damn.

Can't even lean on somebody else for genius. Yeah. Oh, shit. I can lean on you I'm a man and bootleg yeah shut up

that don't stop nothing it's cool the bootleg they don't what they just gonna do did you send a cease and desist

nah it's coming mmm alright here they have lawyers alright let's have some fun let's do it let's get it let's have let's have some fun All right. Hear that, lawyers? Let's go. All right, let's have some fun. Let's do it. Let's get it.

Let's have some fun on a beautiful rainy day, man. Why not? Hey. You know what I mean? Something smooth. Something smooth out there for when I'm feeling good, man. Shout out to wherever you might be listening from. Everybody taking their kids to school right now, up cleaning on their way to work, cooking breakfast, whatever you might be listening from. Everybody taking their kids to school right now.

Up cleaning on their way to work. Cooking breakfast. Whatever you might be doing. Shout out to Flip. Taking the day off. Shout out to Flip. Exercising his contractual rights. We love you.

We love you. Big Flip not here with us in the physical, but always here with us in the spirit. Rest in peace Chris Morrison, the legend, the OG. Again, we are always doing it. Always doing it for the ladies. Al, shout out to y'all. Couldn't do any of this without y'all. And it go.

Yeah. 35 and up vibe, 40 and up, 45, 50 and up vibes, man. Some of y'all know what this used to do. They got rid of the R&B set in the clubs. They got rid of clubs. It happened on the road. It go. Yeah. When you were with him.

Because you were a dream. You know what I mean? Everybody out there hungover right now. Cause you were a dream It just should not have been A fantasy You gave me this feeling, babe It's rhythm inside All the subgroups You made me feel A fantasy In paradise Reddit niggas, the Patronies Shout out to the Patronies Always, always

Big New York, pink jersey Anywhere in the world, all the major cities Chi-town, Atlanta, LA And the small town DC Whole DMV area, man Shout out to Sunday Funday H-Town

Ayy If you don't move then I'll say it So don't ever wonder Don't ever wonder Should I realize I miss verses man I don't care what y'all say I miss that shit I like that

If you don't know then I'll say it So don't ever wonder Okay. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Since Mel is on actress time right now She don't give a fuck about none of that podcast shit Y'all talking about out there But it's cool

We love it We love seeing people flourish My first love, podcasting We love seeing people have a means to an end Oh man, my two steps used to shine on the R&B. Niggas used to like that. Oh, man. Niggas.

Who's niggas? Me. I'm one of them. As long as you know you're niggas. You the Gabe Huffrey hoodie. In the heartbeat. Mock neck. Mock me. I'm Kirby. Watch me. Mock me.

Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me.

Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me.

Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. Mock me. No flip, daddy. What's up? What's up? What's up? You icy bitch. New Mel. Mel.

Mel. Mel. No flip. No flip. No shit. My man. Flip, we love you. We're gonna love it.

No, no. That's our man. That's our guy, man. I thought he was lying about being a little under the weather, but Ian says it's true. So he's a little sick. You made him get a little doctor's report? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we got to start doing that. Bring your doctor's note in. Or forge it like real niggas used to. Let's see when a nigga wanted to send him a picture of the traffic jam, it was a problem. That's weird. Thank you. It's not weird, man.

Thank you. I'd never like the traffic picture. Let's inform the audience on where this comes from. Y'all were driving in. Then I'll introduce the pod. The weather was crazy. Traffic was real, real, real bad going into the Lincoln. No one in New York knows how to drive when it rains. Yeah.

In the tri-state area. Period. We got mad cars. It was a mad traffic jam. So a few of us were late today. With a new watch. Should keep time pretty well. I'm lost, but okay. You don't know what the traffic is like before you walk out your house.

Okay. I mean, the radio might tell you. Radio, the news does it every morning the gps some of our windows yeah fucking waves yeah says it you check your waves before you get in the car yeah oh okay maybe maybe i'm weird it's get fun today i don't want to yes niggas check their waves before they get in a car. Yes. Why?

Dog. Tell us where the fucking thing comes from. Joe Lyon, yo. About the traffic. So Ish wanted to send a picture of the cars. That's it. It's a very bad thing. Ish says, yo, in corporate, you might send your boss a picture of the car.

Parks and Joe are saying that's weird. That's weird. I think that is the weirdest shit ever, to send a picture of a traffic jam to your boss. But you're right, in corporate, they would. Yeah, absolutely. Y'all look, I'm not lying this time. Well, here, don't. Gotcha.

Don't send me a picture of the traffic jam, the little text when you late to say I'm walking out the house. I don't care. No, I just want to see you. Get here when you get here. I just look forward twice a week to coming here and seeing y'all. I just want to see y'all. What episode is this?

705. Welcome to episode 705 of the Joe Budden Podcast presented by PrizePix. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with some really amazing people today. Boy, do we have an all-star lineup for you. I have. Literally. Big Melissa Ford an all-star lineup for you. I have. Literally. Big Melissa Ford is in the building.

Come on. Huh? Come on. Shining star. Huh? Come on. Big, big-ish. If you win an award, you're going to leave us?

What? If you go to the Oscars, you're going to leave? I promise you, I will not end up at the Oscars from a lifetime movie. Or the Oscar. Thank you for that vote of confidence, though. Maybe at Emmy. But no, I'm here. Wait, don't shortchange yourself.

I can see you going to the Oscars. Yeah, maybe it's like somebody's date. Damn. Damn, yo. Come on, though. What the hell? I'm not getting offered the Oscar projects. I guess this is not a means to an end.

In time. In time. Yeah, she'll be an end. In time, in time. Yeah, she'll be with us. Maybe she's not leaving. In time. Mal, don't sell yourself short. Words have power. Affirmation.

Put that out there. Listen, I am putting it out there. That's why I'm doing these projects now, and it's going to lead to bigger and better things, but I am very happy. What the hell is the point of hiring you if we can't say Oscar-nominated Melissa Ford is a part of our cast?

At least an Emmy at Golden Globe. You're right. You're absolutely right. A Kiss Choice Award. An ASCAP Award. A Nickelodeon Award. A BMA. Anything.

BET Plus Award. People's Choice. You're right. You're right. An iHeart Award. I wouldn't give a fuck what it is. Nobody can fall in a jungle like you. Just donHeart Award. I wouldn't give a fuck what it is. Nobody can fall in a jungle like you. A Justo Mixtape Award.

Yo. All right. First of all, rest in peace, Justo. Rest in peace, Justo. Rest in peace, Justo. But yeah, even a Justo Mixtape Award. Yeah, no. There you go.

Big Ish is in the building. Big Ish. With the Ish cup. Matching the Ish cup. Wow. Merch man right here. And matching the watch. There you go. Big ish is in the building. Big ish. With the ish cup. It's got a lot going on. Wow. Merch man right here. And matching the watch. Woo, woo.

Pull your wrist up a little bit. He won't. He won't. He won't, and he's a Debbie Downer when we ask him to and try to ask on. He wouldn't even show me in the elevator. Yeah, it's over. Oh, wow. Wow.

And what? I was like, yo, let me see the watch. No. All right. I don't want to show him In the elevator What's happening? This guy's crazy I paused it

Would you think He was going to rob you? Yeah That's what I thought They call him Ice Pick On the low You just don't know Oh shit

Anyway Flip I saw that Confessional you put out Where Ian asked If you had any nicknames And you said Lionheart Excuse me? Huh?

I want to let you niggas know, go in that confessional and be honest. Everybody got a confessional coming. Be honest, yo. Yo, Lionheart. Lionheart. Niggas getting in

and just get... And lie. Stop telling me. You Lionheart. Yeah. Fuck are you talking about? Yeah, you Lionheart. You Lionheart.

Nobody in Queens called you no fucking Lionheart. Nobody know we're called Flip Lionheart. Anyway, Big Ice, Big Freeze Nobody in Queens called you no fucking lying heart. Nobody know we're called Flip Lion Heart. Anyway, Big Ice, Big Freeze is in the building, huh? Elizabeth's finest. Y'all know the fucking vibe. Hells side.

Y'all know the fucking vibe. Big Liz. Big Liz. And last but certainly not least, not even last, Parks is here. Y'all been. Big Parks, Ian is here. Corey is here. Poe is here.

Erickson is here. Whole gang is here. How's everybody doing? how y'all feeling how was your weekend how's your energy give it to me give it to me I'm feeling good man

I'm feeling good glad to be here with y'all got some shit we can you know shitty day but y'all like that I do like this shit I know

I love this I absolutely love these types of days you even like driving in the rain I am an earth sign I like everything in the rain. The rain is great.

Actually, when it was 70 degrees this weekend, I stayed in the house. I stayed right in bed. I looked outside. I seen the sun shine, and I was like, oh, people are out there. Just traffic, more cars, more congestion, more crime. There's more congestion and traffic in the rain. Yo, anytime it's 70 degrees or better, I start saying build the wall. No, I was outside. When it's sunny,, more crime. There's more congestion and traffic. Yo, any time it's 70 degrees or better, I start saying build the wall.

No, I was outside. When I saw it, I'm outside. Build the wall. Build the wall in Edgewater. Keep you niggas out. Who you keeping out? All them niggas. Everybody.

Everybody that don't live here. Everybody that don't live here. You better fix it up. What? I ain't fixing this, man. Asian niggas trying to get over here. Everybody that don't live here. Yeah, you better fix it up. What? I ain't fixing this, man. Asian niggas trying to get over here. No. There's some blacks. No.

There's some white niggas from fucking lower east side trying to get over here. No. Stay your ass over there where it's dingy. That sound bad? Yeah. Yeah, don't say. Yeah, that sounds really bad. Yeah, you don't say.

That does, man. A little bit. I went to my brother's father's funeral't say. Yeah, that sounds really bad. Yeah, you don't say. That does, man. A little bit. I went to my brother's father's funeral this weekend. It's early in the morning. Rest in peace. That's my man. That's my man. It was great.

I went to a funeral this weekend, too. I went to a quinceanera. A what? It's like a sweet 16 in the Latin community. Quince? But that's 15. Yeah, 15. Yeah. But that's 15. Yeah, 15. Yeah.

But it's the same concept. It's like a bar mitzvah. You see my spanner. That was good. Yeah, my spanner coming. That was good. King Siniera. Whatever the fuck Park said.

You've never heard of that? I'm black. Debatable. It's not. They are debatable. Yo It's not They are debated Yo dog They are Who the fuck are they To debate

To debate my ethnicity The streets And I'm sure you've dated Enough Latinas To have Poquito Poquito Stupid

They debating my Yo stay out of spaces yo Well one why but that ain't you think it's spaces that's debating my ethnicity loosen up buddy I'm fine what are you talking about

everything don't have to be an SAT quiz when we get to talking yes the streets are debating whatever your ethnicity is it's not me I'm your man I believe whatever you say I want to say that I believe whatever you say. Stupid. I want to say that I love black funerals. Man.

Give us more. They never let me down. Now, I can't tell y'all more because my mom made me swear under oath. Joey. Do not call it a little podcast. That's the reputation I have in my family now. Where you way to get that from? Because we have such a great, amazing broadcast that we do. So they make sure to tell me when it's like some family shit.

Joey. This is off the record, Joey. Don't you go on your little show talking about nothing. And don't say my name. My mom said that to me 30 minutes ago. And I'm going to listen to my mama. But I do want to say that a black funeral has never let me down. You said don't say my name.

My mom said that. My mom said don't say my name on your show. In relation to no funeral, nothing, nigga. Keep my name out your mouth. Because I found out that my mom said Don't say my name On your show In relation to No funeral Nothing nigga Keep my name Out your mouth Cause I found out That my mom

Booked the singer Okay He's starting to Reveal some Details I found out That my mom Booked the singer

I don't want you To get in trouble I didn't know that When she was singing I didn't know When she was singing But my mom Booked the singer

From my old church That I was the lead singer In one time. From Monumental Church, Jersey City. What song you sing? What song did I sing back then? I don't know, but I smashed that shit. That was before Angel Dust.

I killed that. Before the polyps? Yeah. I killed that shit. But she got up there and she was great. She was entertaining. That's what I got. That's what I got for you.

She went up there and sang. Even the pastor said, everybody only get two minutes to come up here and do what you gotta do. But that did not work. That don't work. She sang and sang

like she was at Vegas. She sang like she was opening for Diana Ross. Black funerals do that though. Yeah, she wasn't singing like it was a funeral and it was opening for Diana Ross. Black funerals do that, though. Yeah, she wasn't singing like it was a funeral and it was a cremation. So the thing up there wasn't a body. So listen, when she put the mic down and sung to the chair, she sung to her seat with no mic, just to the chair.

Oh! And the Lord! And I'm sitting here. My shades off. I'm sitting here. My shade's on. I'm sitting next to I'm sitting next to Sherelle. And right behind my brother is Sherelle kicking me.

But I couldn't hold it. That'd be the worst, y'all. I couldn't control it. That'd be the worst. You and somebody and they silly to the point. Oh, man. Yeah, where they understand

what you're saying. Even though you didn't say nothing. They reading your mind. They reading your mind. She said, Joey. In them instances, I got to keep my eyes closed because if I catch eye contact

with that person, it's over. You had the real dark hater blockers? Yeah. Oh, I needed some of those. Yeah, for sure. I needed some of those. For sure for sure. I needed some of those. For sure.

You didn't wait until wherever you went? Do you have funeral? I ain't stay long. Oh, that's the other thing. So many people in my family don't know that when the choir gets up for the last song, after the eulogy, when it's outro time, I'm leaving. You got to get them last hugs in, bro. No, I don't.

No, no, no. No, no. You need to hold up your finger. And you got to lie. And you remember me? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, then it's all over. I'll do that.

Remember me? Oh, shit, I ain't seen you in 30, 40 years. I want to know how white people would be. Bored. Very boring. Stiff. Yo, what do they eat at the- Cucumber sandwiches.

The little sandwiches. With the no crust. You said cucumber sandwiches? What? Cucumber sandwiches. I don't know about cucumber sandwiches, but like- But let's stay there for a second. Yeah, let's stay there.

Yeah, we can. Cucumber sandwiches. With the crust cut off. What is that? With the crust cut off, yeah. Yeah, they cut the crust off, but it usually- You're not going to beat the allegations, bro. You're not going to beat the allegations, bro. Look at this fool face. Yeah, they cut the crust off, but it usually is like a ham or ham sandwich.

Look at this fool face. I don't believe what y'all are telling me. Cucumber sandwich. Why people eat the cucumber sandwich and they cut the crust off the bread? I've never had that, but I've had the little bullshit. Why do you even know that? Where y'all...

Ew! It usually be tuna salad or a little ham, a little chicken salad, sandwich a little ham. Yep. A little chicken salad. Sandwich. A little triangle shit. Cold cuts are major. Black repasses. Cold cuts are major at white funerals.

But why don't y'all just hit update? Why don't you just update your repass rules? I don't know. for what they eat on norm, Nick. Cucumber sandwiches? Yo.

You never gonna be the allegation either. I'm halfway. What do you want from me? The. You never going to beat the allegations. I'm halfway. What do you want from me? The blacks died from diabetes, so at the repass, it's only fitting if we give you some more diabetes to go. Man to sewings. Man to sewings right there, boy.

Some more heart disease. Go ahead and take this. But the people at the funeral that know me, they knew I was in the car. They knew I was in the car. They knew I was going to run. It ahead, take this. But the people at the funeral that know me, y'all, they knew I was in the car. They knew I was in the car. They knew I was going to rent it. It's the other family. Joe, ain't that just you? Are you still?

Nigga, I'm in Hackensack. I'm in Hackensack. Went right to Paula's rainy day on Saturday. Shout out to Paula's in Hackensack. Salute, salute, salute. It's not an ad.

Went over there. They love me over there. Made me some fish and grits. Not off the menu. Come on, man. Come on, man. Tip the guy a little something, something. Come on, man.

It's good to go where they love you. That's true. That is true. I don't go where they don't love me. Yeah? I was at Melody this weekend. They love me over there. They love us over there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Had a blast. In my 40s, I want to go where I destroyed shit in my 30s. Facts. Exclusively. Yeah, cause then they remember me oh shit you back yeah nigga what's up what's up we in here Melody's was good yeah it was lit

always had a good time I gotta pop up over there 1 to 10 what you mean 1 to 10 we were there during constant 10s it's hard to live up to that standard different time when we was there. But then they went and got Jamaican promoters. At Melody? What?

I don't think it was that. It was the same on the weekend. So they mixed the merengue and the dutty wine? No, there don't be no merengue on Jamaican night. Oh, shit. I ain't been there. I don't want to go to that. Nah. Melody was known for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to spin around. Yeah. Up the hills? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need all that. Gotta fuck girls that's trying to penetrate our culture. Got to.

This what you get for appropriating. You laughing at that, man? You think that's funny? I sure am. Where y'all want to start?. Where y'all want to start? Anywhere y'all want to start, I am totally cool with. Yo, I got a whole lot of flack this week for saying that the girl rap wave is over. You didn't think that that was going to happen?

I mean, I don't think about that stuff. I don't think when I'm talking, I'm talking because I mean it from the bottom of my heart and my soul. I'm not talking because I'm not trying to hit a lick. So if they take it, they take it. But I do know that the women topics and the blogs are women centric. So I know that they grab those. If we ever say something about any girl rapper, they're going to try to take it and go. And some of these girls rappers teams take it and go.

girls, rappers, teams, take it and go. I think you meant something different, but I think you kind of had to look into what you were overall trying to say. I think you were specifically talking about the build a rapper syndrome, no? Because the Nikes, the Rhapsodies, the people that really go. I was talking about, yeah, but I'm not talking about them. Who cares about them? I'm talking about the label's interpretation of women rap. And it's not just about women rap.

When I was around, when Nelly got popping, all the labels, you know, the industry is reactionary. Yeah, that's a fact. So they run to St. Louis and try to find everybody dope. When Beans got popping, they ran to Philly. So they ran to the women and they did it i'm saying now no and the bubble burst yeah that's all that's it i'm not saying there will still be women rappers that's nice there will still be all of your beers and dojas and mags and cartys and lottos and glorilla i love that new glorilla song i love that glorilla. I love that new Glorilla song. I love that Glorilla song. I love every remix.

Ice Spice, the people that snuck in, Lady London, the people that snuck in, y'all are there already. But I don't think that the labels are actively out there

looking for the next big girl rapper. The next one, and it's not just the women because that's where y'all had me fucked up. Our conversation took off when I said that

about the women, but I think much worse. Like I try to come said that about the women, but I think much worse. Like, I try to come in here and filter my thoughts. I think much worse about the music business. I think all of them are over. It's not bad.

I think all of your favorite artists are finito and finished. I don't think none of these people are making any coin from the music business. I don't. I agree with that are making any coin from the music business. I don't. I agree with that. That's kind of what I've been saying.

That's why they find other avenues to get their money. I think it's much worse than we letting on. We don't even have no way to get this type of information because it's all at the tippy, tippy, tippy, tippy, tippy top. And we don't talk to each other. And it's tech games. And it's tech games and it's tech games they they gearing up for whatever is to come and they're a lot earlier than than i knew they've been playing they've been playing for for years like seeing the um the big press outlets bigging

up certain types and styles of music has been an indicator to me where musicianship, performance, like actually being good at being a musician has been cast aside for years and years and years, but slowly getting worse. It's kind of opening the door for AI, everything, essentially. They've been building up. They are a lot earlier. They started this back a half decade ago,

maybe a decade ago. Than started this back a half decade ago, maybe a decade ago, than I could have ever imagined. I'm with you. I think there's a focus on streaming. AI, I think there's a focus on just replacing you guys, the artists. The artists, right? Yeah.

The artists. They got, I think there's a focus on the world music, Latin and country and all of whatever their hot genre is. What else do I think? I just think rap is cast aside. The 50 years of hip hop told me that. How much of the pie there even is to distribute amongst artists tell me that. The way albums don't drop anymore tells me that.

All of you artists getting your money from somewhere else tells me that. Last year, no number one hip-hop album for however long tells me that. The number ones that came tells me that. Travis, Uzi, Drake. There's only seven. There's seven rappers that they focus on. Some, because y'all are truly talented and make people all the money in the world.

Some because too many people have their hand in your pocket to let you fail. But everybody else, if you're not getting it touring or if you're not getting it through other means, this music shit is a wrap all of you oh i'm saying all of the musicians are broke relatively relative relative to what you bring in now i do think that there is um plenty of ways to make money as independents

low overhead it's not expensive to make these albums. You're making them at home or wherever. And you're building a reasonable fan base and you're selling physical and merch. Not everyone is broke broke, but in terms of like the superstar thing,

I agree with you a lot. But like you said, to what you're bringing in, what you're getting, you're broke in that scale. It's not really about independent acts. Yeah, okay.

My conversation is about what's going on in the majors. They tricking y'all with the words in these contracts. They tricking y'all into thinking that y'all are real partners. They tricking y'all with the, hey, you own your stuff. The recent layoffs tell me that. You don't see all these people getting laid off? They laid off all over. They laid off like 40%, right?

Everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere. Media too. Everywhere. Everywhere. Yeah.

Hey, look, and to me, based on what you're saying, that went to our AR conversation. The second that we can have six people instead of 60, y'all gone. Y'all are expendable, especially if we getting anywhere near the same production that we had or the same money and revenue that we had when it was 60 of y'all, y'all gone. They're telling you it's not about y'all, it's about the tech. Yeah.

What do you think the next step was from Streaming Farms? Or from Napster, really. I think they're kicking themselves in the ass. Remember when they rolled out the rapper a couple years ago, the AI rapper? Uh- really. I think they kicking themselves in the ass. Remember when they rolled out the rapper like a couple years ago, the A.I. rapper? Uh-huh.

I think they kicking themselves in the ass because they rolled it out wrong. They rolled it out disrespectfully to where they had to shelf that shit. Remember they had him in jail?

Yeah. A.I. rapper dude. I think they rolled him out wrong. I think if they would've rolled him out in a different manner and the music was good, I think that shit

would've took off. They just rolled him out in jail with tattoos, getting beat up by the cops and all of that. It was a bad presentation. But that's going to be a problem with AI and anything kind of algorithmic computer generated is that they're going to get a lot of shit wrong.

Yeah, but I think that they had to shelf that project because of the disrespect toward the community. Of course. I think if they would have did that different, they would have been expounding upon that for the last year. Of course. They have, they now have K-pop American. That's crazy.

K-pop. Serious. K-A-pop. None of what I'm saying is a joke or a game. K-A-pop. K-pop was K-pop none of what i'm saying is a joke or gay k-pop k-pop was k-pop yeah now it's american k-pop but so is it korean americans yeah like i'm confused all right let me help you here we go i got something for you korean completely insane but did you know that there exists a niche genre

of 90s r&b and hip-hop songs remade by early 2000s UK pop stars. It's not a game what I'm saying, yo. It's not a game what I'm saying. It's not a game what I'm saying. Oh my God. Take it out. Take it out. Make it stop. Oh shit. Turn this off.

My point is. How do they do that though? Because whoever owns the shit is selling it. Or giving them. No, you can cover a song without having to do anything. You just have to pay the royalties, the mechanical royalties to the artist. You don't... No, you can cover a song without having to do anything. You just have to pay the mechanical royalties to the artist.

You don't have to get permission to cover a song. And you can sell it? Yes. You got to pay the royalties. You got to pay the royalty. Whatever you make from the song, the mechanical royalty,

which is set by Congress, a rate, you got to pay that out to the artist that wrote the song. Oh, it's set by somebody else. Correct. The third party.

By Congress. It is statutory. It is a law. Oh, so the... The songwriter gets a mechanical rate from every song sold. I don't know how that exactly translates with streaming, but I'm sure it has something to do with whatever 1,500 equals one stream

or whatever. So you don't negotiate your shit? No. I think it's really advantageous for record labels to be able to repurpose their entire catalog this way. Yeah. And I think that TikTok and some other techie shit has shown record labels, not for humans.

Was that AI stuff that you were playing or was that human beings? No, those were some Koreans. No, no, that was from London. That's a good thing. UK pop. People doing some Koreans. No, no, that's UK. That was from London. Oh, yeah. That's a good thing. UK pop. People doing cover songs

is a good thing for the music business. It supports human songwriters that wrote the songs. It refreshes the songs like Fast Car with the country shit.

Like, cover songs are a good thing to happen in music. I think it's actually been a problem that it hasn't been happening in the past 15 years is everyone's trying

to create something new whereas in the past you leaned on some creative shit from the past. And made fucking... But they ain't even changing nothing in what he played. No, I mean like that's a cover. I know, I'm just, it's like literally... But you could play, in the 50s or whatever, you could play Frank Sinatra and whoever the fuck else singing the same exact song in the same exact way just by a different artist. It's not different.

I don't necessarily love the cover idea. I love what you're saying, but for that to be great, then the business needs to be right initially, and for many artists, it is not.

Also, with the covers, you run the risk of Elvis and James Crocker or who was that? Not Joe Cocker. I have a brain freeze right now. You run the risk of that.

What happened? I'm not familiar with Elvis. What do you mean? He covered black songs essentially and stole black culture. That's what he's alluding to. Thank you. Got it. What do you mean? He covered black songs, essentially, and stole black culture. Okay. Is what he's alluding to. Okay.

Thank you. Got it. Covers is good for the songwriter economy in the event that their business is anything resembling proper business. That was my question. So my question was, yo, you wrote a song, you're getting fucked out your pub, and now you hear your shit in UK, then reach number one, and you're not getting out your pub and now you hear your shit in uk then reach number one and you're not getting your proper bread now what you just fuck yeah sounds like it this is a mess for me this ties into the tiktok versus universal thing that i don't think most people

are paying close enough attention to like for that big of a chess piece to move what is it 75 80 percent of music but has there been any else universal yeah universal it's a quarter or something along those lines quarter 30 percent i thought it was more can we check that i've looked at it before it was it was somewhere around it was like 30 it Yeah, but then they implemented the second wave. I guess whatever Universal and TikTok's thing is, there were waves in which these songs and artists were to come off. Well, I think what the newest development is

is Universal, aside from owning the recorded catalog, also owns publishing for a lot. Yes, the writers. So not only did they pull their recorded shit off, you can't pull Taylorlor swift up there but anything that taylor swift assuming she's assigned to uh universal publishing now we're pulling any covers off that they own so it's artists and writers any any song that one of ours wrote take it off of there yeah and then Universal announced some type of subscription plan thing?

Yeah, it's like a music library, essentially, where- Where you can buy it. You can- Monthly. Yeah, a license. I think you can license. The license. Yeah.

It says here that they estimate that up to 80% of all relevant music repertoire on TikTok will be affected by UMG. Oh, relevant is- Re i never thought that they were just gonna pull the shit from tiktok and not have an alternate plan you mean tiktok didn't have no universal yeah like where you gonna put it have your own service or something they have their own service yeah now you if you want to go use taylor swift or whoever the fuck is on Universal. That's where the subscription service comes in? If we own the music, you come talk to us.

Why am I fighting with TikTok about shit that we own because niggas is dancing and playing bops? All right, nah. License it from us directly. And that's how you'll be able to use it on TikTok is only if you go to their subscription service, Universal's. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Okay.etically. Hypothetically. Okay.

But it's for everyone. It's for people that make podcasts, you know, for podcasts to use it in their opening theme music, or there's a million uses for music, commercials, TV, whatever.

Now you can go to their database and search it for whatever their subscription fee is or per song usage. But does that get rid of the need to, you know, pay royalties? Like, let the need to, you know, pay royalties? Like, let's just say, you know, I want to use a song from the 80s for intro music to something, so like a podcast. And I subscribe to Universal's, you know, catalog.

So does that mean I bypass the whole royalties? Completely depends. Completely depends on the license agreement that you sign up for. Because, yeah, I believe that's where artists got a storm in the building now. I would think so, yeah. Artists got a storm in the building now. I would think so, yeah. Artists got a storm in the building now. That sounds terrifying. Now y'all could go and negotiate like that. And bypassing

that part of the process. I think the music business is doing this shit like Benny Hanna's right in front of your face, right before your very eyes and nobody has a clue. I think all of your favorite acts are broke. Excluding the 10. Excluding the 10.

That top 1%. I think everybody else is fucked up. All these niggas is fucked up. Dog, I was alive long enough to remember when albums dropped. It wasn't that long ago. Even this new shit from the last few years,

that ain't the influx I'm used to of albums dropping from artists making shit. Even the new artists, you don't get them a lot no more. Where they at? These niggas don't even pop up and say, yo, got a new deal. Remember Papu's deal?

Hey, 5 million, 10 million. I'm talking about 20 years ago. But you don't even hear the new artists pop out bragging about no deal. You don the new artists pop out bragging about no deal. You don't hear them pop out and complain about no deal. They just run around like fucking pawns. Playing the streaming game. Yeah.

You niggas is getting fucked. So I say all that to say, listen, I don't think it's just the girls. I think it's all of y'all. And I think it's much worse than I could even sit here and say. Yeah. They've been conditioned to slowly, slowly and surely. With the streaming, with even, like I said, auto-tune. It's kind of a joke, but kind of not.

It's making things uniform and reproducible by anybody or anything. That's a good point. Scary. It's like the whole, yeah. They laying off niggas that have been at these labels for 10, 20, and 30 years. That's crazy. Not the other layoff niggas. They laying off.

Them. Whenever these announcements come, because they have to come at some point. Well, maybe not. It might be NDAs. You niggas might be trying to keep it low. But it's me. It's me. And I know some of y'all. It been quiet. It might be NDAs. You niggas might be trying to keep it low. But it's me. It's me. And I know some of y'all.

It been quiet. It been quiet. And it's been quiet for a reason. It's going to be bad. It's much worse. How much time you think? It's much worse. Whatever I'm saying and whatever y'all thinking out there,

it is much, much worse. I was going to ask, like, with the assessments that you just said, like, what's your forecast for, like, five years from now? What does it look like? Yeah. I was going to ask, with the assessments that you just said, what's your forecast for five years from now? What does it look like? Yeah, I was trying to think. Yeah, these niggas is fish food, I think. Three, five. What do you think before this is all up?

Enjoy your 10. 10 years? No, enjoy the 10 artists that they let you enjoy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. The rest of this shit, for the music lovers like me, got to go and fish. Yeah, you got to find it.

You really got to fish for these songs that you like. I watch y'all every week with Sleepers. You gotta look and search for people that's going through it before the business hits. Or run their business properly

on an independent level. Yeah. Because there is validity. It's not all doom and gloom. You can't make a living, but you gotta really get it out the mud for real, for real, for real.

The little stimulus package ain't coming no more and i don't know what's going on at our boutique labels also but if the boutique labels go that means the creative people at all of these labels go so you don't even have that benchmark you don't even you don't even have that barrier of entry anymore like if you sign the CMG I assume that yo god he likes you a lot and he likes your music uh we talking about rest in peace Shakir Stewart we talking about the people that think of these creative plans the people with these ears the people that think

of these rollouts if the boutiques are gone they are gone and that means it's just a couple white people at the top of the top that never even had they nose in your shit is now a part of your project and now it's just a numbers game at that point.

That's it. Facts. The artistry and the creativity and all that shit. It is over. It matters, but it don't matter. To them up top, they look at it as we got a blueprint. It is over. It's a wrap.

Hey, post that on your blogs. Joe Budden says, bad times ahead. Especially if you're not willing to do the work. I do want to emphasize that. There is plenty of people making a living, a good living, doing it independently. But it's difficult.

It's hard fucking work. Yeah, those are the people that's going to be happy to get $5 to go do a show. Those are the people that's going to be actually grateful. It's like when I first started getting, oh my God, I get paid to do this. Those are the people. The people that love this shit. Yeah.

You're just a bitch. Creativity without business is usually victimization. People calling me. Of course they're calling me. Creativity without business is usually victimization. Yeah.

Yeah. And business without creativity is a waste of fucking time. Word. That's for real. That's that green suit interview? Let's see. No. Because he smoked that interview.

Hard times ahead, man. Yeah, I wanted to come tell y'all that as y'all was killing me for my girl rapper take, but it's all them niggas. It's everybody. Yeah. Nobody's exempt. Is there a turnaround? Except for the 10.

Is there something they can do? Get it out the mud. Build your fan base yourself. Don't rely on algorithms and such exclusively. Utilize them, but don't rely on algorithms and such exclusively utilize them but don't rely on them exclusively like if you had a independent or not even independent just a new act walk in and ask you hear the hear everything joe just said and said like yo what steps could i take to possibly not get caught up in that Build a fan base of actual humans. That's what he's talking about.

The work. The work actually means like being physically out there. Put your phone down and go do some work. Yeah. Connect with fans. And hone your shit, yo.

That too. Some of these niggas is trash. I'm not even a lot of you. They trash. A lot of them. Like, but you get the right producers

to your point. You get the right producers. You get the right makeup. You lot of them Like But you get the right producers To your point You get the right producers You get the right makeup You get the right clothes You get the right looks Get the right jewelry And now you a star The package

But Your talent And who am I to say They not talented But Coming from 30, 40 years Of listening to music

That shit ain't It So That's what I thought You were leaning to When you said that about the because again, it's girls that get busy out here. For sure.

A lot of them don't. A lot of them don't. And they making money. Listen, for every girl that's out there lit, I can give you three of them that fell by the wayside. It's just quiet. And those three had to wrap a boyfriend too. They tried to come up with the Stimulus package.

Serious. Yeah. He right. Moving on. Moving on. I ain't trying to make nobody say it. It's just crazy to hear. What, y'all think I stopped because I just couldn't rap no more?

What the fuck? That was nasty, man. This shit was scary from the jump. Why you think I've been sitting here for years saying, I don't want this to even be a music podcast? This can't be relying on music no more. Music is not in a steady enough place for you to try to build your business off of the back of the app. Please, it's over for that, nigga.

You better be interesting. You better be compelling. Yeah. Well, a lot of this shit that we're talking about applies to podcasting. Not for nothing. Oh, for sure. No, it's all of that shit. It's everything and everybody.

I've been saying podcasting is in a dangerous place. It is. You niggas is failing. Music is in a dangerous place. It is. You niggas is broke. It's fucked up. It is.

And it just don't seem like nobody doing enough talking to try to get to the bottom of it. And I'm just looking around watching. And I'm telling you that it's spilling over into the economy at all sectors bro. It ain't just music. It ain't just entertainment. That shit is getting bad out here. In every facet of the economy. It is getting fucked up out here bro. Niggas

ain't going to these big mega remember like it was like work centers. We work and all that? No. Like big corporate complexes. Bro, they staying home. So the owners of those complexes getting their asses whipped.

Oh yeah, commercial real estate. They getting their asses kicked, bro. It's different out here. That was WeWork, right? No, WeWork was like you get a building and we giving y'all. That was like community office shared space and stuff like that.

Big companies, yo. I'm talking about like, let's say. Like CBRE. Like that's one of the big commercial real estate agencies. Like 30, 40% of their inventory in the city is like empty. Yeah, but don't steal. That was Ish's point. No, say Dove or Paul Malov or Dove or, you know what I mean?

A company that might have had 3,000 workers in one central location. Half of them are home. So now we don't need this big-ass office space no more. We could chop down our size to save money on overhead. You got these people working from home. Now you're going to have all this empty real estate just sitting. Strip malls and all that shit just going to be sitting because JCPenney is gone. Sears is gone. Sears is gone.

Kmart is gone. I drove by my old JCPenney the other day. I drove by Newport Mall. I seen my JCPenney sitting there. Somebody told me that shit was expensive. Nigga, Livingston Mall

is finished. Yeah, it's a wrap in there. That was a staple in our childhood. Livingston Mall is finished. They done, gone. Nigga, I just went to Best Buy Saturday.

Pulled up to go in there. 2 o'clock in the afternoon. The shutters is down. Yo, this store's closed as of February 29th. They just closed a bunch of Sam Ashes. I'm like, Best Buy closing stores? Nigga, fuck with y'all. I'm eating one meal a day.

This fucking hate. I ain't got to go. I ain't got to go with the't gotta go with Tavon Mollin and CBC Heart. I'm eating one meal a day. Time in that motherfucker like, oh, 3.30. That's by

choice, buddy. No, it ain't. It's not really by choice. You not eating one meal a day by choice? It's not really by choice. You tightening the belt? It's not really by choice. It's the belt? It's not really by choice. It's just the more you learn. The more you learn about food. The more you learn about the imports.

The more you learn about what they're trying to do with the supermarkets. The more you learn about your favorite restaurants. The more you just learn. The more you learn about your health. It's like, oh. Like, the more you learn they trying to kill us. Yeah. In everything. Like, the more you learn they trying to kill us. Yeah. And everything.

Or not necessarily kill you. Not even necessarily kill you. Just make money off you. Yeah. So we'll make you sick so that we can give you the medicine. Exactly. So we making money from you eating the bullshit, and we making money from us.

And us trying to, quote, unquote, heal you. Heal you, yeah. But you're never healed. No, I just make you live with it. That's it. I'm eating like Bugs Bunny, nigga. I never read so many different salads in my life. Salads got everything.

Mediterranean. Greek. They got everything. A wedge. A chicken. A little cob. They had some shit with walnuts and some other shit in there. Walnuts.

They throwing everything in the salad now. Raisins and that mother fucker. They know we trying to live. They trying to put all that shit in. Asbestos in your salad. No, nigga. And that little dusty ass salad be $40. You try to eat healthy, it's $40.

You try to eat some bullshit, $7.99. It's crazy, y'all. I'm telling you. I knew he was fucked up when and wasn't no more dollar menus man that's when you knew it was over okay I didn't know

that that was the signal that's the barometer that was the barometer yeah nigga you can't even get nothing for a dollar no more it's over it's a wrap

yo dawg what we not supposed to eat the dollar shit yo the dollar shit is the bullshit I'm saying even the bullshit

done got expensive now was my point. Yo, damn. I don't fucking know. That's it. I was a little bougie for the dollar menu. I ain't gonna hold you.

I wasn't ever that guy. I don't even go nowhere no more where I can see a dollar. They don't have them. It's the point. You can't. You can't go nowhere and find a dollar menu.

Is it $2 menu? No. Oh, I don't know that's crazy you heard the shit Wendy's talking about doing just Wendy's Wendy's said they thinking about

you know how Uber got surge pricing well they thinking about surge pricing raising the price of the burgers at times when the restaurant is busier

really that's crazy no bullshit that's crazy yo imagine that, though. You pull up. Oh, yo, yo, yo.

I know whatever you get is normally this price, but because it's busy right now, it's that price. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yo, minimum wage and fast food went up. Or they working on it. $20. It's 40 grand a year, my nigga.

That ain't bad. I don't want to depress the audience. Nah, I'm just kidding. We went down a dark path. It's the fog. It's fucked up down a dark path. It's the fog. It's fucked up out here. It's the fog. The more you know.

Memes to an end. Memes to an end. Man, listen. Memes to an end. Disgusting. It should look like he got mail last day on the calendar this summer. He look like he got that shit circled. Yo, what are you doing?

Oh, yeah, it's a means to an end. No, it was just a side gig. I wasn't even saying it like that, you asshole. These guys are fools, son. We're coming to the premiere, too. Huh? We're coming to the premiere. He said they're coming to the premiere.

What premiere? I thought you guys were having a premiere for me here. No, we're going to Calgary. Where is this shit? We're showing. Oh, shit. We're going to Calgary as a squad. A movie not going to play in New York?

I would love that. I'm moving out I'm playing in New York. You're going to Canada film, right? I'm going to Canada film, yeah. What's the stick? The fire stick? The fire stick.

It's a fire stick debut. We got to be more supportive. Look at this couch. Just laughing away. I want to report. Who said the joke? Yes, we'll be there. We'll be there.

Okay, good. Trust to a curse. Actually, no. I love it. No, fuck that. They got to cut us a check. Oh, my God. This ain't your cameo gigs.

This ain't that. They got to cut us a check. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's up on cameo. Sorry. Sorry. He's up on cameo.

We show up like Botron, it ain't going to be. Bionic 6. Pro Bono Tron. On the arm tron. Bionic six. Probonotron. On the armtron. Bionic 600,000. Yeah, that's taking time away from my son. That's taking time away from my family. Come on, Ish.

Don't tell it to me and not tell it to them. I'm with you, Aki. You know I'm with you. We got to get an outfit. We got iron. Time away from our girls, our loved ones. The family's welcome to come. First class flights.

I mean. You don't know. Yeah. First class flights. We could like, since we're going to bring everybody, we should just get like a bus. A what? A what? Yeah.

All right. Yeah. Mean story. What else we got? Never. What else we got up here? Anything in music? Oh, gosh.

I say all that shit, but I am really hype about the real or fake future Metro boom and date that was released, which is May 10th, five days after Cinco de Mayo. I might push Cinco de Mayo back.

I might push it back to May 10th. I ain't gonna hold you. It does seem like it's time for a future project. It was supposed to drop last year. They were teasing it. So, yeah, I'm ready. I don't'll care when it dropped this is the one i wanted him in metro i might go to strip club with a tent

when future drop i listen that's the one i'm waiting for he is one of them ones he is one of the 10 he is and it ain't just we don't know if the date is real or fake but i believe it i believe the date because i know fake, but I believe it. I believe the date because I know they've been working. I know they've been teasing. And they feel confident enough to play snippets at a club. And boy, that snippet sounds fire. Fam, he dropping right before the summer.

It was one of them. That means that they got a record that they want two months to just pop up at clubs and play real quick. That means they got one they feel like that about. They give us the one for the Song of the Summer. Song of the Summer is a myth. It might not be. They might bring it back. Future can bring it back.

Future can bring it back. The Song of the Summer is a fucking myth. It's a sales pitch. We ain't had a song of the summer is a fucking myth, it's a sales pitch. We ain't had a song of the summer since COVID. I miss COVID, man. I miss quarantine, man. That shit was all right. I ain't going to hold you.

Quarantine was it. That shit was all right. I had a blast. Blast. The blastiest of blasts. Facts. Now they got the nerve to put out all this verbiage talking about, yo, if COVID comes, it's cool.

Y'all can go outside. Yeah. No, no, no. They said, yo, if you get COVID, don't worry about it. Yeah, you good. You good, Aki. Treat it like a cold. You good, Aki.

Yeah, don't stay your ass home from work. Yeah. Then I went down that other rabbit hole on YouTube or TikTok with niggas pulling out the white blood clot, the white shit from niggas all. the white blood clot. I saw that. The white shit from niggas. After they, yeah. Yeah. Wait, what? White blood clots.

They pull out these long-ass white blood clots out of folks. That's disgusting. No. It's the COVID. Don't do that. This is a responsible broadcast. That's an assumption, and you're not a doctor. You're right.

We don't know what it is. That's correct. Oh, my God. And they don't know what it is. And they don't know what it is. That shit was crazy. But it should not be in your body. I'm talking about it was nasty.

I drunk some Drano. We got it clear. Is much of that Drano like that? I went to that Walmart four times. Maybe Trump was right about that your man Trump was on to something I was about to say

your man Trump was on to something oh my god if that future album drops I'm excited about it I'm sure y'all excited about it

that snippet sounds absolutely fire and I cannot wait I cannot wait anything else in music Chris Brown put the tour dates out

you know I'm excited he got Aria Star and Money Long going on tour with him okay And music. Chris Brown put the tour dates out. You know, I'm excited. He got Aria Star and Money Long going on tour with him. Okay. That ain't bad right there. No, that's amazing. And it's through the summer. Starting in Chicago. And it's the entire country?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you good? You good? Yeah, why? Yeah, it's the fucking entire country. Yeah. What's wrong with you? We talking about Chris Brown. You thought he was doing spot dates? We talking about, yeah, it's the fucking entire country. What's wrong with you?

We talking about Chris Brown. You thought he was doing spot dates? We talking about, yeah. It's like cucumber sandwich time. Arenas. Yeah. Clarification. Arena tour, mama.

Making sure. The whole country. Just in case anybody else might have had the same question. Just a West Coast tour. No, they know when it's him. They know. They know when it's him. They know.

He ain't coming out if I ain't booked there. Yo, watch yourself. Because you don't talk about Sam Smith like that. Watch your mouth. You don't talk about the great whites like that. But yeah, the whole country. Yep. I already picked my dates.

I'll be in there. I'm still deciding whether or not I want to pop up at the Nicki tour. It looks lit. Yeah, it do. She looks all right. She looks fantastic. She looks great. Sounds amazing it do. She looks fantastic. She looks great. Sounds amazing.

You know how it is. I mean, I'm giving props what props are due. She looks amazing. I'm with you. Crowd right, all in all pink, doing their thing. That shit look fun. You gonna wear all pink? You gonna wear pink?

No, I will not wear pink. Blue? You can come up with some fly pink shit. There's a man fly pink shit. I'm a pink guy, Paul. I'm not off that idea. I didn't think of it.

I'm not going. I don't even know if I'm going though. I think I'm gonna hit one. That might not be bad. And my girl loves Nicki. You go spend 10 grand on some pink shit

coming in looking like something. Or a few hundred dollars. Saving money. Budget cuts. We just talked about the world is bad. Shit is fucked up. Budget cuts. Budget.

I ain't playing. I don't know why I think I'm playing. Yo, shut up. I am not playing. All right, let me ask you. Budget cuts. When that started? This year.

What? When me and you got done with dinner. Budget cuts? Last week. When me and you got done with dinner. Budget cuts? Last week. When me and you got done with dinner? Last week. It started. Got you.

Last week. Yeah. All right. I was about to say. I was a little confused. It's all right, though. It's cool. Yeah, but no, I'm on it like that.

That's why you should be. Yeah. I'm not mad, fam. Salute. We grown-ups. Usher was in Bali with Russell Simmons? Not yet. No? Not yet. salute we grown ups Usher was in Bally with Russell Simmons not yet no

not yet I'm waiting for Ice to tell us I'm waiting for Ice and Parks to tell me about Drake and 4Bats that's Parks' bag

right there oh you gonna put that on Parks I don't fucking know him don't do that but don't put it on Parks Drake's putting out a remix to this artist 4Bats

who's and we knew that already right yeah it's on we assume so, but now he's fucking pushing it and promoting it. Yeah.

This 4Bats kid seems to have popped out of nowhere with a bazillion followers and How many monthly streams? 10 million, I think, on Spotify. How many songs he got? Three songs. Two minutes each. And they're dope songs. They're very dope songs. Oh. Okay. Hey. Okay. No, ask your question. Wait. Oh. Okay. Okay.

Go ahead. No, ask your question. Please. Am I right to be this confused? Like, where do you just pop up with, like, three songs, two minutes each, and now you've got, like, 10 million followers? I don't. I'm confused as well. Okay.

But the songs are slaps, so maybe it's just one of those things where he was popping somewhere else and we didn't know. Just organic. It seems strange. And the internet puts the world. You know. And then you get the Drake feature. There you go. There you organic. It seems strange. And the internet puts the world. And then you get the Drake feature. There you go.

It seems like. Could be that. Keep talking. I'm just playing this as a music bit. Yeah, it could be. This shit is hard. This shit is hard.

I'm gonna text to your DM. Buy honey for your fucking ass. Two honey for your fucking ass. I get it. You and your night of shoes. I think anybody that heard this song What? I think anybody that heard this song kind of pictured Drake on it. Yeah. I'm sure when he heard it, he pictured himself on it like he has with...

Never mind. And this was like all over TikTok. Like this was used as like... This all was? Yeah. I'm not surprised. That's how... It seems TikTok. TikTok soundtrack-y.

That's where I heard it first. Okay. To me. Did you have to share that? I mean... We assume you'd be more hip-hop than that. I was... You'd be trying to dead your hip-hop going.

It's all over, it's all over TikTok. That's where I came from. I am old. All three of the songs are. They're all similar to that well again Drake should smoke this he's gonna smoke that

he's gonna smoke it he should smoke this he's gonna lose his mind on that shit right there he's gonna go crazy what's the problem though I'm seeing people complain about Drake

doing this well you you know the story of him jumping on waves. That's what people are probably complaining about. I don't mind, because usually the wave jumping be fire. Like the Makonnen and Fetty and all the people that he grabbed their first single. All the people that died and lost their career? No one died.

Musically. Musically. Musically. So if I give you the look. You just sat here and told us that everybody should build their own. You're right. You're right. And that's where it's tricky, right? Because this would help you build your own.

That's what I'm saying. I was about to say. If you give a person a look, it's up to what they do with it. But it also can work down the way. It can. And I don't want to be the bad guy for saying it. I think we've seen enough examples out there of that. Like, we said McConaughey, but I think that's a great example.

Fucking Fetty, I'm not going to put all the way on Drake, but some of that was on Drake. How? I don't put that on Drake. Yeah. I know. I know. I don't understand.

We disagree there. Yeah. We disagree there. Gotcha. I know. I don't understand. We disagree there. Yeah.

We disagree there. Gotcha. But I would have liked to see my way with a proper video with just with 300 pushing it the way that they pushed everything else that flew without him. But I love the Drake version. I do too. But if I'm an artist is all I'm saying. We've had this talk so I don't really want to get into it. But if I'm an artist, I think about it just a little more than, hey, let me put one of the biggest rappers in the world on my slap.

But just real quick, like you said, we did have to talk. Not many people could name the other Fetty videos. It wasn't about the videos. He had slaps. You didn't need the video. It wasn't like the video made the record. I don't like that because some of those songs just took off because of the run he was on. My Way was a

single trap queen took off organically soundcloud error i'm just saying soundcloud error is over and it was over it was but i'm just saying didn't need a video like i don't think he needed drake on the video having him do that and what i didn with the song. Wait, wait, wait. When I say video, I wasn't talking about Drake doing the video. You talking about them doing the video and pushing that song? Yes, like it's his. That's it. Now,

Fetty had Fetty's shit going on. Yes. So who says that that would have made any difference? But if I sit here and I can think of the rest,

I can think of the other artists that it didn't bode well for. And I don't know much, but I think it hurts for can think of the rest. I can think of the other artists that it didn't bode well for. And I don't know much. But I think it hurts for that to happen so early. That's what I think. It can. I'm not mad at the move. But nobody knows who this kid is.

And you're not going to know who he is when the biggest rapper in the world jumps on your shit. The song is is gonna overpower whoever you are and then drake is gonna leave and go on about his business and then you're gonna be tasked with introducing yourself to people everybody is not young blue where he was able to have a couple joints in the stash after the drake feature to continue momentum but even after that project it's dwindled down for Young Blue. Now with this cue, four bats? Four bats.

The other songs sound good too. So I think there is a realistic scenario in which he has a bunch of shit that sounds dope. Yeah, but they all 90 seconds. They are. They all two minutes. And they all kind of sound similar-ish. All in the same.

But if y'all saying the kid got a buzz already pre-Drake. I'm not sure. I don't know if the 10 million subscribers came after Drake posted the Instagram post or... Oh, wait. That's part of my earlier rant. Don't believe no numbers. Word. Yeah.

Now that I'm with you on. Don't believe any number that you see or that you hear. It's all a lie. Facts. Every last number all a lie. Facts. Every last number is a lie. That's a fact. Yeah. Somebody put it there.

Mm-hmm. They did. Natural. And the chains. But I still... Nah. Now you cooking. Nah, you cooking now.

Yeah. Don't believe the chains. Don't believe the chains. Don't believe the bracelets. Nope. All the chains. Don't believe the bracelets. Nope. All of that fucking, the same way the girls got the, uh. The kit. The kit.

The guys have a kit. They do. They been had the kit. They've always had the kit. Yeah, it's always had a kit. Y'all get some hate off. I'm not. I'm not.

She right. Like from doing fucking music videos. There was a kit back then. There was money back then. I know, but there was still a fucking no hold on one second there there was a kit back then because napster came along drained the fucking music industry of all its fucking money so five hundred thousand dollar budgets went down to fifty thousand dollar budgets but how do you create how do you continue with that package look but you don't have the

budget for it you're right you know i saying? I had to get super creative. So what'd you have to start taking on? Shoestring budgets. Excuse me? You had to lower your budget? I didn't have to do a motherfucking thing. I checked.

I took the exit ramp because by that time I was a television broadcaster. She faded to black. Gotcha. You shut the fuck up. Yeah, fam. I was asking a genuine question.

You're doing all the neck work. Ray Twinbad. She stepped in. And television. I didn't have to do nothing. She wrote a book. What'd you do? A child of the night.

It's always one of you. I love you. That's not what I did. I love you. That's not what I did. You be shooting too. Yeah, you do. Who do you think shoot more, me or Isha?

I knew that was coming. I knew it was coming too. You. Thank you for being honest. Because you like him. I like you too though. Fuck that light. I'm happy for the four bats

young man and I do want to hear I do want to hear the Drake song. I hope they make it longer than two minutes. I just want it to be longer. And one song is not enough to introduce yourself to the world, though. Why it ain't?

Oh, hello. I'm sitting here. He came to get it on. I'm still getting it on. I mean, you... I came to get it on. They got my water right on. Hey, hey. I ain't got that. Oh, my God.

I came to get it on for three months. For a couple months, I was able to get it on. And you got on. Get on. Get on now. Did they offer you a kit? No. But that's why my career,

that's one of the reasons my career stole. I wasn't in the kit. I wasn't in the kit box. I wasn't in the coming with a cosign stamp or marketing budget or any real budget. You want to sit here and talk about give me 10 minutes. We was piecing shit together. Yeah, they weren't trying to help.

I had one little album. Anytime they sent me to see a producer with a name, they thought they did me a solid solid and I guess they did for what they was charging back then but that's not how the game is to be played I played it wrong the whole time thank god for podcasts

could you fucking imagine the other day I thought about just what life would be like if I was just sitting in the house writing rhymes still today trying to put something out not catch one but just make a living you're the pivoted by now that catch one phase

is over all the shit that we are used to is over catch one they'll pick the one that they want to go and when they want it to be off it'll be over you just gotta try to make a living for yourself is the day of organic over i won't say that because that's what it feels like a little bit i search i search i search so it could still something could still happen organically but the

chances the likelihood the probability of that is but that been over for a while when they was trying to make shit look organic that wasn't organic. Yeah. They was doing that. I'm on some fucking label shit today. I don't care. No.

Don't go calling my phone. Don't send me no fucking text. Actually, most of these niggas been hitting me all week long actually. For real? Yeah. A lot of them hit me to say

some of what I'm saying. Yo, I see what you was doing with the girl rap, but I take it a step further. It's rap. It's all of it. That's what most of them said. And that's what I meant to say, but the conversation just took off. I watched something where they're talking about Billboard hits and the percentages by the genre. And hip hop went from like close to 50 to like 20 something and how long in the last

three years four years that's the clip i was watching was from uh 2020 on now let me ask both of you even wait hold up real quick because i forget even with meek right like meek has been in the press all week maybe two weeks now yeah uh I think they said he sold 30,000. Okay. Something like that, which to me is a respectable number. That's nice. But that is the number you get when they cut your lights out. That's back to my usher point about performing in front of all of those eyes

and getting 90 back. Meek is still meek. Like, do people people forget that meek he does make good music for more than 30 000 people it sounds good he didn't forget how to rap he didn't forget how to pick a beat he didn't forget how to pick a hot rapper well the problem again is that it's not 30,000 people. That's probably... 3,000. 30 million people, and it's fucking busted down because of the way they turned 1,500 streams to one. I don't know, because I ain't in this business, but if somebody ain't walking your hand through the streaming staples...

Streaming staples. I mean, staples is still streaming, because that sounded funny. Yeah, if somebody ain't walking your hand back there and doing a lot of little tricks. And if you niggas ain't buying your number one

from the record label and letting the label share in the number one and doing a bundle package, it's over, man. It's over. It's over. That's all it looks like.

Meek's still fighting. Y'all think Big Sean forgot to make music? No. What's happening with a lot of them cats is the same thing that happened with Meek.

I'm realizing, excuse me, that my business wasn't where it needed to be, so I can't drop right now until I figure out how to get this right. Meek got his independence. That's why he's able to drop. He just said, yo, I got an album coming in a couple weeks because now I'm free to do what I want to do. He said a lot more than that. He said a lot more than that, but I'm with you. He said, yo, I seen what they making off me yeah that's where it started from yeah newsflash that's where it normally starts from that's

where it started from with me I'm hearing Meek say it I've heard countless others say it once you find out just how much you are generating your little show money and your little check that they gave you and your little chain. I see all y'all chains. Put them away. Put them away. It's over. It's over.

I'm looking at the chains. That's the package we spoke about earlier, right? I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it. I remember the chains I went and bought. And I see the chains they're selling. It's over, yo. It's over. I think that once you see, let's say they made $300 million,

and you might have got $800,000 of that. You start being like, man, I could go make 800,000 on my own. And I think that's where that independent mindset starts to come from. Like, dog, I might as well shoot my shot to see. If I land and make 500,000, cool. If I make 350, cool. These niggas made X, Y, Z amount of money off me.

That shit is insane. And I think the other part comes from once you find that number and then you go talk to the label and they like yeah get the fuck out of here like it's the disrespect that comes with that like hold up yo y'all made how much off of me all of this time all right let's rework this now let's now that i know and they like yeah nigga no because it doesn't benefit and y'all got the nerve to talk about some fucking hip- 50. Man, fuck hip hop 50. How many of you

niggas is in the 5 million and up club? The 10 million and up, 15, 20, 25, 30 million and up club? Rappers? Yeah. Shit. Five. Oh. That's a lot. At 30 million? Nigga, 30 is all the way the bathroom down the hall. Let's bring it back.

10. 10. Yo, that's crazy. There's not many rappers that are 10 million. I would believe that. That's nuts. But shouldn't... It shouldn't be.

Not with the revenue that's being generated from my art and from my brain and from my creativity. But like I said, we so happy. We so happy. We come from where we come from. Yeah, true. So if you give me $500,000 for the year, I'm happy. And I got some IG baddies that know who I am.

I got a car. And I'm famous. I got a chain. I'm famous. Yeah, my mom is good. You give me $750,000, I'm cool. Shit, for a lot of niggas out here, you give me $150,000, and I'm cool. Labels ain't offering you niggas shit.

I think we talked about it when Homeboy, the dude Caesar from Black Ink, started talking about what they got made off of them. He said, yo, it was $1.2 billion got made off of Black Ink 10 Seasons. Yeah, the franchise was extremely lucrative. They own zero. Zero. But that's reality TV as well. You sign your fucking life away for like a minuscule amount of money

because the fame is the draw. Them ad and marketing budgets everywhere is a lot bigger than your favorite rapper's budget. So you do the science on that one. Vince Staples told us before, they pay you with the look. And a lot of niggas will take the look.

Long talk with Vince. He was one of my calls. Shout out to Vince. He was one of my calls this week. It's bad talking to Vince Staples. I bet it is. It's not good. Nah, I can believe it. And the way his brain works, he'll put you, he'll be like, oh, I never thought about that.

I need to go do an expose with that nigga. Well, he remind me of me, but he's still in it. He in it still. So he is actively having, nevermind. Meetings and talks. Forget it. And coming to his own realization.

It's bad. All the people I know in the music business that are reaching out to me, it's bad. It looks, and this is just me observing, it looks equally bad in the in the movie business well that's not my bag but i'm just saying i say but observation not shocking

yeah the movies be trash well they just literally like had like a seismic activity happened with the strikes so it's gonna take a second to kind of ground the industry again. But I mean, like that, but that changed everything. You might be right. You know, you might be right. Like in terms of how actors are paid. I just seen some shit. Daniel Day-Lewis said he don't want to do no movies anymore

because it's all fucked up. He's been saying that for like a couple of years. The last movie that he did, he was like, this is my last one. And he's a great, great. He's a great, that's a great that for like a couple years the last movie that he did he was like this is my last one cause like and he's a great great he's a great one of the best

that's a great way you know what I'm saying so yeah I just I see entertainment they got you yeah what I really think man is

I think COVID played a big part in that they started to realize that they didn't need none of y'all to make this money yes

so now it's oh shit we made a shitload of money while none of y'all could work or do anything let's find a way to cut y'all to make this money. Yes. So now it's, oh shit, we made a shitload of money while none of y'all could work or do anything. Let's find a way to cut y'all all the way out. Yep.

Yeah, but I told these niggas when the actors did it, y'all needed to do it. I said it. I've been saying it before the actors did it. But if the actors are saying, yo, streaming and AI

is going to end us, then what make y'all think y'all exempt? But the difference is that there's a union with actors and writers and stuff. There's a union.

There's a musician's union too. We just don't use it to empower. Well, that's what I'm saying is like the fact that very few people really know that says a lot about

how, you know. I close with they will look to empower none of you. Unless you force their hand to empower none of you. Unless you force their hand. Maybe one of you. You can force their hand all you want.

No, I'm just talking. They let you run a checkup, but they never give you leverage. They will pay you. And y'all will take it. Because we come from where we come from. That's right. But they will never empower you.

And y'all damn sure don't look to be trying to empower yourself. That's what I was saying is unification is the strength in numbers kind of thing. Thank you.

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and with that said good luck to all of you out there all right what else we got come on give me some fun miami's tired of y'all y'all y'all what you mean y'all what's with y'all whoa whoa whoa i feel like you're separating yourself from us what Marks. I need a trip to Miami. What's happening? I do, too. But we're not allowed. I need a trip to Miami. We're not allowed? I wouldn't be going for this anyway. I don't do Memorial Weekend. Or with them.

Them. Go ahead. Why do you keep saying that? That's you again. Don't try to pull on me. You have said that you don't hang out with them when you go to Miami. Yeah, but them is unclear. I'm not fucking with none of them college kids. Fuck.

But, yes. Them college kids, that's my them is what I'm saying. Got it. Did y'all see the little breakup video? Yeah, I saw it. It's not us. It's you.

We just want different things. All right, do you have a good time? It's relaxing on the beach. Hitting up a spa. Or checking out a new restaurant. You just want to get drunk in public and ignore laws. Do you even remember what happened last March? That was our break-in.

Well, Danny Lane. So, we're breaking up with you. And don't try to apologize and come crawling back. This isn't safe. So, we're breaking up with you. And don't try to apologize and come crawling back. This isn't safe. So, we're done. And just so you know, we're serious. This March, you can expect things like curfews, bag checks, and restricted beach access, DUI checkpoints, $100 parking, and strong police enforcement for drug possession and violence. Whatever it takes.

I'm in. Because it's time to move on. Maybe we can talk when you're done with your spring break phase, but until then, don't come here. That's it. Wait, this is a video that was released by the Travel and Tourism Board of Miami? Yes.

I don't know exactly what board it was, but... Mel knows all the boards. All the boards. That's... That was... They're sick of the shit. That was creative. I want y'all here.

Stay the $100 ticket. Who's y'all y'all? Them. That go. The teenagers. The spring breakers. Everybody that go. And the old creeps.

That part too. They be down there too. That part. Stay home. Who's mad at this? Nobody. The teenagers. Well, I guess.

The spring breakers. The spring breakers are mad. The intended Nobody. The teenagers? Well, yeah. The Spring Breakers. The Spring Breakers are mad. The intended recipients? This is brilliant. I love this. I've never seen a city discourage tourism in this manner. Have you been seeing the last couple years? Yes, I have.

Every year, they like, yo, dog, enough. They keep trying. They don't want them down there. Miami's a hot spot all year round. They don't need that necessarily. You know what I mean? Yeah a hot spot all year round. They don't need that necessarily. You know what I mean? Yeah. Probably cost them mad bread.

They got clean up shit when it's done. Yo, they have all of the Pablo Escobar money. They have all of El Chapo's money. Griselda's money. They don't need Timmy with his credit card scam to come down here and fuck all the girls and hit wet willies and fucking stab somebody. Car chase. Listen, one year I was

down there, one of my niggas did some shit and got locked up and was back in an hour. He said the jail was full. They didn't have no more room to even keep him in there. So I was like, damn, man. You lucked out. And he committed a crime the next hour.

One hour later, once he learned that, they can't hold me. I'm out. Oh, man. Get out of jail free card. Probably a monopoly when you know you got to

get out of jail free card. Just throw the dice. Oh, my God. He one hit or quit it right outside of the Clevelanders. And it be y'all by the Clevelander too, by the way.

Always. I was going to say that. By the way, the room is $29. $77. $17.99. That's next. That's what they're going to do next. What's that? Price y'all out. Oh, yeah. Well, she just said $100. No, I'm talking about all the way across the board. They're going to price y'all out. Now, you need some shit for the

people that are economically not able to pay for the set time economically challenged but listen honestly nothing but traffic down there nothing but traffic jams

accidents fights stabbings y'all are riding on top of cars y'all are jumping on back of the buses yeah y'all are going crazy

y'all are taking the wet willies glasses to the beach trying to throw it at people y'all are trying to spend the night at the beach y'all are going crazy. Y'all are taking the Wet Willie's glasses to the beach, trying to throw it at people. Y'all are trying to spend the night at the beach. Y'all stink. Like, y'all ain't even out there bathing properly. Y'all in there fucking rummaging through the CVS three-in-one body shit.

Y'all in there just being disgusting. Y'all are nasty. It's been like that for a while. I hate Memorial Weekend out there. there just being disgusting y'all are nasty it's been like that for a while i hate memorial weekend out there in recent years people have found other places to go they try to do a little tulum they try to do a little motherfucking uh what's the other one uh that they got back popping again um the bahamas uh wells y'all been trying to get a little creative, but for those of you who don't. But you need passports for that. Yeah, that's the thing. And money.

Passport bros. I need a new passport. These niggas. You want Memorial? Corey went and got a new passport. It's just shiny. That nigga's shit laminated. His shit look like Batman's passport.

I want a new passport. This shit different. It ain't the book. I got the car. You got some other shit. I got the passport. The car, you too? Yeah, but the car don't work on flights. Yes, it does. The card is for if you're flying

out of the country, you need the book. The card is for land travel going into Canada and Mexico in boat travel. Ice. I want it. I don't care if it got me in fucking five guys. They about to do away with them. What, the passport books?

The physical passport. They doing away with it. It's about to be an e-passport. Y'all out there bringing herpes from your hometown to Miami, bringing chlamydia back. They said the salt water, get rid of it. Oh, shit. We're going to that right on out.

Rinse it off. Y'all down there having orgies and threesomes, traffic and drugs. Y'all out there unmanicured, hair looking disgusting, bad weaves, wigs, and lace fronts. Y'all out there barefoot. Y'all out there, ugh.

Ew. Ew. Then y'all got the barefoot. Y'all out there, uh. Ew. Ew. Then y'all got the nerve to go. Then all y'all want to go to the little outdoor mall over there and wherever that is. What? Ball Harbor? Whatever that is with all this.

Where the Express is. They ain't fucking letting you in. No, the hookah spot is over there. So they are over there. Uh-huh. They are over there. The hookah spot, that long walkway. The movie theater is over there. The little broke movie theater is down there so they are over there uh they are over there the hookah spot that long walkway the movie theater is over there the little broke movie theater is down there they out there and that's where all the fights start from the taxis from people trying to uber and the uber

picking you up the wrong spot now somebody jumped in your uber now you got to knock this nigga out in front of in front of the hookah spot it's a mess down there and now when niggas go down there we got to go to like brickle and. And now I sound like that guy. Look how y'all made me. Look how y'all made me sound. Look how you made me sound. I used to land in Fort Lauderdale, take a little drive. That's who I am at my core.

That's who I am at my core. I don't know who I turned into. Then I started landing in Miami. Your core is different now. You got a six pack. As long as you next to me, my core is going to be different. You got a six pack. Your core different. You're going to remind him every time. That's my man. That's my man right there.

Just my core. It's just me. It's just me. But that's my problem with this humble act. I'm with you with that. I hate that shit. I'm not mad at his humble act. No, I hate it. But that for him is like... Humble act? Yes.

Yes. But that for you is like Flip not talking about his family, but talking to you about yours. That's what you do with this. What do you mean? That's a good one. That's not true. It is true. That's far from true.

It kind of is a little bit. Far from true. That's true. A thousand percent. That's the exact truth. How? I'd be really close to true. Yeah.

Antoine, how not so? How you don't see rumors? Because Joe, that some of the things that you frown upon, I don't frown upon them. Okay. What does that have to do

with my point? So it's a whole different thing. Like you say, Flip don't want to talk about his family, but he'll talk about somebody else's family. Like your humility.

Okay. That's what we're talking about. His family is your humility. So when we say, hey, nice watch. Did you really have a spot like i said in front of phone if so what block when you get you know you get yo y'all niggas get off my dick keep it low you see his watch i did every day too

that's what we say you get you get yo let me let me ask you. Itch in the spot, don't make out. Let me finish. Itch in the spot, don't make it hot. That's how you get with us. But when it's me, you remind them every chance you get that my core is now. After you are saying that. I try to hide it too. You just verbally. No, you don't. Sometimes I do.

I come in and I be performative. But when I'm not performative, I do try to tuck it. Yo, dog. You have coined a phrase that has gone global you think i coined that phrase yes i've never heard that phrase prior to you what phrase i'm talking about i don't know i was about to ask you so how you know the pores that's yours trademark it but before I do yo listen yo the pores

that's your phrase the pores you heard him if I see you coming in with a pores teacup that's my dog yo

but anyway yes I am part of the pores wait me too me too that's my point That's my point we're not doing our part We're lying today What poors

Smith and poors In comparison to like Warren Buffet Yeah Okay I'm the poors compared to Warren I come in and talk I just be talking shit but when I leave here every other

aspect is poor even this where we live this is poor to holy Christ I take the glasses off right he's actually I told you the niggas at the golf course said that the three million dollar house niggas is affordable housing, and they petitioning to keep them away.

I'm in that group. Let me ask you a question. You said every other aspect of my life qualifies for the poorest. Yeah, I mean like. What kind of car you drive? I don't really drive. Oh my God. Ta-da!

Who drives? But ish. I'm asking you a question. Ish, what I'm saying to you. Could you please answer my question? Pretty please. What I'm saying to you, because that don't have nothing to do

with all of the people in my life, my children, my parents, my lineage, my family. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't have, and I have to come to work. Are you talking about generation? I don't have, I don't have,

I don't have, I'm just saying, I don't have have i don't have yo the goalpost got a 45 degree angle on it's hard to get field goals on it it's some bullshit the schools that i send my kids to like it ain't it ain't kanye having his sierra canyon beef like i'm still dealing with broke shit oh man oh man it's okay i would move this whole operation to florida or texas but y'all won't come it's collective oppression yeah y'all forgot you told me you were selective i should say i forgot you told me it was oppressed a couple weeks ago but then my thing with y'all too is that i do have that i do have no not no y'all also that I do have to respect and receive is

y'all look at me like this is it for me no who said that definitely don't think y'all do and now y'all speak

that's far from y'all speak as if I have hit whatever my aspirations are and possibly oh my god don't do that

okay so I'm asking y'all to look at things through my POV POV you're nowhere near where you wanna be asking y'all to look at things through my pov pov you're nowhere near where you want to be if y'all know where i want to go and what i want to do i'm broke okay to that level yeah you are no it's not no to that so he's still i am to the mountain that you're trying to climb i get i get exactly what you say yes i i get that i get that the people that i need to play chess against, I'm poor. Like, the moves that I need to make, I'm poor.

I'm only like this. In my little broke circles, I be running around here. Oh, man. Yo, yo. How many reverse cards did you have in the seven? It's all right, bro. We only get seven cards. Somehow this nigga flipped my ish flip point.

Yo, it's all right, dog. Because it's wrong. But what say you now? All right, fine. But I'll be wrong. We weren't talking about me. Let's talk about you. Talk about me.

Shoot. What do you think of? What you said? Yeah. I think that. I love that. No, look. I love that. No, look, every,

every love, like when you start getting into the top, top, the levels are far apart. Sure. So once you in the 1%, to get to that point eight,

point eight, be a shh. But you in the one. So it's the stuff that, Joe, right now, and I don't even know how much money you make. Thank God.

Right? You could do anything for the most part in the world that you wanted to do outside of some like far, far, far extravagant shit. You might can't buy a boat

or you might can't have a private jet, but you could go anywhere in the world that you want to go but what does that mean i'm saying so that most of the things see in my in my pod let me finish so yeah there are levels to still grow it's still a ton of growth that you could still make nothing but growth yeah and runway for growth but long road you you you a move or two away

from some of those niggas. Like to go from the 1% to the 0.8, then the 0.6, then the 0.5. Yo, I'm glad you said that. You get what I'm saying? I'm glad you said that. But I get my response to that is, do you know how tough and difficult it is to be one idea away or two ideas away? No, I don't. Because I'm not one of two ideas that could be that could

be a lifelong that could be the end you could have been one and two ideas away there's plenty people out there to feel like they wanted two ideas away actually a good friend of ours came by came by my house that i haven't seen in a long time and we got to talking about just business and pardon and shit like that and they confided in me with something that shall remain anonymous but uh or remain unsaid but my response to that person was wow doesn't it feel good to be one step away, but you identified the step, you know what the step is. That's got to feel amazing for you to now be challenged with that one step. And once you get that out the way, you gone. Like that one, two idea, oh, wait, shit, ain't sweet,

trying to figure out how to turn. Like I said, like back to my earlier rant in the top of this shit they only picked 10 they only picked 10 of y'all that mean it is a cap it's a cap on all this shit I have exceeded the cap that they gave me long ago

and I'm grateful for that but I'm trying to go somewhere way different Corey came by the other day what was we sitting there stressed about we sitting there stressed about? We sitting there stressed. 90 minutes outside. Just talking.

What the fuck is the thing? It's the thing. You got to have those. So I get what y'all, what you're saying. I received that. But in my world, I don't feel like that. I don't feel like what y don't feel like what's wrong it's all put no it's all perspective this but when you when you can't constantly the poor and and and they'll fuck the poor's it's just it that's what's gonna put you on that side yeah but we just be shooting the shit we

don't really like we do no shooting the shits I said but in real life shit part of my plan is having 10 million dollars part of my plan is the circle of somebody having to something so now now when one of these shits get for sale or something now we can start having some real conversations around here me running around with some money ain't doing nothing for nothing

off on another rant no yeah you reversed you the reverse king For nothing. Off on another rant. No. You reversed. You the reverse king. What were we talking about? Miami. So you niggas are down there bringing your foot fungus to Miami. You down there bringing hemorrhoids, you nasty fucking heathens down there.

I salute Miami. They're going to start locking them niggas up. And when they take. They telling you. They telling you. In the public service. When they take them niggas up. And when they take... They telling you. They telling you. In the public service. When they take them niggas to that Miami Dade jail, that's going to be their last spring break.

You been? No. But I've seen the pictures, and they might get their ass spring broke in that motherfucking jail. I've been on my way. Where? To Dade County?

I've been on my way. And how'd you talk them out of taking you all the way? Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump. No, not at all. You start tap dancing for the officer. Pump, pump. They had to let us right go. It's too much crime going that way.

If they were on demand, they needed the people. Let the whole van go. Really? Oh, wow. Cleared it. It's like a shooting or something down on the highway. They needed oil. All right, get out get out you did like this

my god be looking out yo you like I don't stash pills and so many police vans you know many police vans you know how many police vans across America I have a pill box in. Like a pill bottle. What do you think about it? In that backseat? I'm niggin'. Yo, Phil, who says that, dog? Me. Nigga, come knock right on your door. Yo, yo, I do this look familiar.

Yo, please. Your thumbprint on the bottle. Handcuffs, too. I'm like the nigga in Westwood. I'm like the nigga in Breakin'. Jet Li. Amp. This nigga doing a turbo. I'm like the nigga in Break It. Gently. They can't fuck with me.

And they see me on your knees. How the fuck you figure that out? They can't fuck with me. All I need to do is get that back seat. Crazy. Yo, that's nuts. Them niggas had me going to Rikers. I'm in that bitch like, yo, fam, I'm 6'2", dog.

Come on, could you give me some assistance? That little space back there would be tight. Hey, y'all go ahead and take y'all ass up to that Miami date on a busy weekend.

Which Memorial Day weekend is? And you will not come home until Monday. Lucky Monday. Monday the holiday. Lucky Monday. Pardon me. You might see the judge on Tuesday Wednesday. You might. Yeah, because Monday's the holiday. I Lucky Monday. Pardon me. You might see the judge on Tuesday, Wednesday.

You might. Yeah, because Monday's the holiday. I'm sorry. Pardon me. Yeah. Yeah. And them little country gold teeth niggas going to have you hemmed up in there.

Go ahead. Play around with them niggas if you want to. No bullshit. That's crazy. Them niggas made a real commercial to keep y'all asses the fuck out of here. And the bad part is it ain't going to work. Y'all niggas going to still go down there. Yo, I had such. That's the bad part. Then they're going to fuckes the fuck out of here. And the bad part is it ain't gonna work. Y'all niggas gonna still

go down there. Yo, I had such. That's the bad part. Then they're gonna fuck around and find out. Yep. A time was had down there during quarantine.

Oh yeah, because Florida was wide open. A time was had in Miami for, shit, so much fun was had. I had to take that shit off of my little Instagram moments

little circles little circles where you just start pressing shit seeing people lie I had to take that shit off like whoa too much fun

anyway anyway yeah yeah yeah move right along speaking of Miami there's some Miami some Miami news that you have on the board there

oh yeah man love lost man love lost no what happened? It appears that Ross and the young lady, Christina Mackey, have a call it quits. Oh. We're rooting for her. You're lying.

It was couple goals out there, man. You lying. Nah, man. Mm-hmm. The rumor started floating around. Ross was at a club. There's another young lady with him. Wasn't her. Maybe that was just like an artist or a club. There's another young lady with him. Wasn't her.

Maybe it was just like an artist or a friend. He was helping her with the groceries is what I thought. Exactly. But went on her Instagram. She was like at the gym or something. People all in the comments, hold your hair girl, you're gonna be alright. She's like, I know. I'm gonna be alright. Confirming without confirming

pretty much. Trying to make it seem like I'm moving be all right like she confirming without confirming pretty much trying to make it seem like i'm moving all right at the gym she said about a guy came up there saying you the girl of my dreams and you know little things to try to keep yourself feeling good this homeboy could buy me back no okay question for you question for you guys she's making beef stroganoff next week man you can talk about it I don't know what you're talking about, nigga. Raw, huh? One call. Yeah, anybody can't do that, man. I'm going to give you something

with a nice little red bow on it. I apologize. Come on back home, Bubba. What do you assume her DMs look like right now? From all of Ross's boys? Just in general. You know niggas

are trying to get your work. Her shit probably been flooded since they started dating. Her shit was flooded before that. Yeah, her shit's been flooded since they started dating. Yeah, niggas are trying to, you know what I mean? So she might pop up back on the scene with somebody else? I would hope not, for her sake. Why?

Because now you stamp yourself. That's the stuff that women may not think about. You stamp yourself. As? One of those that what run from rapper to rapper entertainer what you think?

yo could you start to have a conversation please you ask me a question I throw it back to you I think that generation does not give a solid fuck what anybody thinks. Like, in terms of, like, the perception of, like, who they date after, who they were just dating and stuff. They don't care. They should. Yeah, but you're the person that should say whether they should or not, no? No, I'm not the fucking...

Be the OG. Fuck that. I'm not the morality police. Do what the fuck makes you happy. Sorry. It's not about morals, but you could be passing down game to the young. You are so pussy. Yo, you could be passing down game as a 47-year-old woman

that's been in the entertainment industry and done your thing. You could be passing down game to the young girls. But my perspective might be that of a 47-year-old woman and people be like, shut the fuck up, grandma. We're going to do what the fuck we want to do. Listen, when you're young, do it all. That's my advice. When you're young, do it all. That's my advice. When you're young, do it all.

Make all the mistakes while you can. You can't be too afraid to give the youth a good word of wisdom, even if they look back and say, oh, bitch, suck my- I wish I had more hoe moments when I was in my fucking 20s. Wait, wait, wait. There. Wait, mo. Mo. Now, we're not talking about hoe moments.

Okay, well, just, I was using, just use that as the phrase, you know? But if there's anybody that's qualified to speak to knowing the risk that comes along with being seen next to famous people very close together. But here's the problem, is that a lot of my personal experiences were you

know based around like rumors you know i'm saying like so the rumors that would be attached to me with men that i either barely knew or didn't know at all they did the same kind of damage if i fucking dated them all but that's the point so now you don't want those. You want to limit the rumors, possibilities. So if you're dating this dude and then you break up with him and then two weeks later you're dating another dude and you break up with him, you're opening a door for more and more and more shit. You can speak to that. Hey, you guys, I apologize because I did that.

This was our fun topic. It was. It was. This was our fun topic. It was. It was. This was our... It's okay. We could give her some advice. Check this out. Next one you get,

maybe don't shoot at his old work. Maybe act like you've been there or something. Because now, everybody's lined up at your doorstep to laugh at you. And you kind of

brought that on yourself. And you got to figure that on yourself. And you got to figure out how to make the hamburger helper. That's true, too. That might have been his deciding factor, yo. Hey, Christina,

you know we love you up here. You know you're a friend of the show. Of course, it's all true. You know, listen, that hamburger helper said that that wasn't going to be longer

than six months. And then once a nigga started verbalizing, he started to tell you, hey, man, this hamburger helper needs some help. Once somebody's verbalizing that and the summer's approaching and they listening to the new unreleased songs that they got cooking in the studio, they looking in their bank account, looking at that coming to America, two money from this house I just bought a 32 million dollar house now

in Miami I'm just I'm moving I'm moving I'm spending I got a lot going on I just took you outside and introduced you to all of these big wigs who she was talking to Matt Damon it was pictures looking good the pictures looking

over and under on The picture's looking good. The picture's looking good. Over and under? On. Her going back home to daddy. Well, who's that? Ross. It's over, man. Yeah, it's over.

It has nothing to do with, I don't think it has anything to do with her going back. It's over, big dog. Yeah. Expound. I don't think it has anything to do with her going back. It's over, big dog. Yeah. Expound. I don't think it's her choice. Thank you. I think he's. Oh, well. I think it's a wrap.

Ain't no going back. It's over. It's over. Have your fun while you can. The next one, I feel like she should be a little quieter. That's what I would say. Yeah. That's good OG advice. There you go. That's what I would say. Yeah. That's good OG advice.

There you go. That's what we're looking for. Just enjoy the relationship. Just don't. You're going to tell her when it's over. Don't. Don't. She got all the advice from everybody.

Everybody was just like, girl, leave us out the group chat. Like, stop. We don't want to know. And you're setting yourself up. Hey, listen, man. You got some fresh veneers out the deal. Hey. Meme's doing it. Hey, listen, man. You got some fresh veneers out the deal. Hey. Means to an end.

What? You can't be mad. What? Hey, shout out to my girlies out there. You can't be mad. The relationship ended, but y'all walked away with, you know what I mean? Some new body parts. You came up.

You got your tits, the 360 done. You got your lipo. You got your Chanel tits, the 360 done. You got your lipo. You got your Chanel bags. Chanel pearls. You got all types of this and that. You got your veneers. Some of y'all got houses and homes. Your man said he wants titties back. I want my titties back, bro. He want them, niggas.

I am? He wanted them. It's an investment. Once he said he looked at the dollar menu, it was over. Yeah. He's taking that back, buddy. Yeah, listen. See, yo, that's not humble humility. Come on. What?

I don't eat off the dollar menu. I told you, I'm eating less, period. So I'm trying to put better things in my body. For the dollar menu, I would starve. Once the doctor looked at me, he was like, oh, you're here pretty early. You got time to really stretch this life thing out. I was like, where? I thought I was late.

Oh. Okay. Okay, let's start doing it. Hey, go to the doctor in your 40s. It's like the old AIDS test. Remember the old AIDS test? You know you ain't done nothing to get it. I'm taking a long wait, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, the results are supposed to come back a little faster because I've been living so pure out here. That shit, we take them trips. Them OA's test was crazy. Two weeks. They still, they got a faster way to do it now. Yes. They got some faster.

Yo, back in the day, y'all didn't know what I'm talking about. You had to wait. And then the nigga said, I'm going to call you sometime. And he called. Yo.

Like, nigga, what you calling me for? Yo, I had a proxy. What? You sent somebody in for your AIDS test? Of course. What?

A lot of niggas, oh, wait, if my girl's good, I'm good. If she good, we good. Hey, hey, hey. Had a proxy. Only one problem with that. What?

A little silence. I mean, sometimes for the brothers that was cheating, sometimes they wasn't fucking their girl in a little bit while they was doing their thug thizzle. So your girl will go come back good and... That doesn't say nothing about you. That don't really account for how I've been moving around. You know, I was condoming.

Still, you're not still like that, right? I'm not having sex but no I'm talking about what you're in your life like what do you mean you don't need to call me what you're

no oh oh look at the people they thought were working up here he's scared to shit because he's right

he's been he's been calling him man he's been calling him man yeah I'm probably right but so on shorty would, you know. You?

What'd that look like? We good? We good, good. You mean your girls wouldn't ask you to go together? I've never been to the picker checker with my girls, so that's weird. I ain't done that together. Hey, Mel. That was a little.

Nah, like you You know what back in the day Hey babe let's go get tested together You should have cracked your head Back in the day Should have Mel be looking at us like we Hey Mel

What Did you ask Any of them niggas Yo let's go get a test together Yeah Look at us like them. You know what I'm saying? You ain't ask none of them Hut 1 niggas to go get no test.

Look at us like them. Holy shit. Such fucking. Holy shit. That wasn't hate. It was super hate. Hut 1. Yeah, like yo, dog.

Super hate. Fuck. No, they don't ask us to go get tests. What does your pain used to be? Omaha. Omaha. Blue. Yo, fuck. Fuck No they don't ask us To go get tests What does your paint Used to be Oh my Oh my Blue Yo

Fuck That was Mel's bag too But I ain't gonna say nothing That's why I just come up here With nothing Look Undercloth Huh

What Look at his face You guys You guys You guys Live down the street You guys are some sick fucks I used to live down the street you guys are some sick fucks yeah I used to live right down the street

beautiful block you know what I mean y'all terrible anyways Mel Olana ain't chumpy nah they hell nah

Mel ain't got too much too much of this chump on there nah she had good taste some solidified niggas on there she had some good taste. That she did.

Some snipers. Mel was a sniper. Nah. A couple of snipers. The sniper gets sniped. Is it possible to snipe each other? Yes. Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Yes. Yo, I'm telling y'all out there. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I hear y'all about the new Mr. and Mrs. Smith. That shit is fire. I hear y'all. I'm not watching it, so I don't review it. Have your joy.

You should watch it. I watched the trailer with my girl. Have your joy and your fun. I'm not watching black shit. I will not come in here It's not watching that It's not watching that Why do you view this as black shit?

Cause the lead actor is black Off the remake of what? White shit I don't take my black with a little bit of white I take my black You know what What Parks? What? What, Parks?

Cash. Como? Hey, Parks, what? Como? Hey, Parks? Yeah? What'd you say, big dog? Hey?

I'm sorry. Sorry. But you knew. But it's cool, yo. I heard it's fire. I haven't watched it. It's fire. I'm doing y'all a favor by not watching it,

is all I'm saying. Because if you watch it, you good. If I watch it, I'm going to come tell y'all what I think about it. And from the trailer, I go over it and tell y'all a few of the things I think about it that are contrary to y'all's take. So I'm chilling. Have you seen it?

No. He's like me. He's smart. But anyway. I didn't want to watch it. I didn't mean to go off on that. Back to snipers sniping each other. Yes, they can. snipe each other. Yes, they can. Yes, they can.

Do you think that's what happened most times with you when you were in sniper mode? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was having like an assumption about one another and knowing what our capabilities were. So then there was like zero fucking trust whatsoever. Damn. Yeah. Improved time and time again.

God, those were fucked up days. Super toxic. Super fun. Yes. Are you using Erickson and our camera setup to get back into that mode? What?

Deeper, darker. Did you hear how she... No. She started it. Mad tells. All the tells. I want to play Pokemon. Not at all. Not at all.

I don't even try. Effortless. That's not what I meant. Unnatural. That's totally not what I meant. Where do I go? You got to write about it. Where do we go?

Where do we go? No, no, no. Go to Bali. Bali. Go to Bali. Usher went to Bali. Yeah. Interesting choice.

Now, I don't know what side I'm on with this. So let me hear where y'all are at first so I know who to debate. Or not debate. I think from a PR perspective, it was probably a poor decision. I don't think there's anything wrong with going to Bali. I don't think he would have ever done it before the Super Bowl. That's a good point. But now that the Super Bowl is over and my album is out.

Yeah, you're right. Fuck it. And Bali is fire. Bali is fire. I'm sure Russell's got a nice place. I've heard it was amazing. Fam. This just proved what I told y'all last week

last pod they love this nigga so everybody's turning a blonde if that was anybody else they would be killing this nigga left and right

oh they're killing them a little bit no they're not killing them a very little bit I thought you said something else so I'll say it

they love Russell Simmons that part too I'ma say it yo that's true I know that y'. I'm going to say it, yo. That's true. I know that y'all don't want to say it and y'all don't want to admit to it. I know people seen whatever doc they seen.

People believe what they believe. There's nothing y'all could do to make people stop loving Russell Simmons. That's true. Not a thing in the world. And the powers that be. Not a thing in the universe is going to make people stop

loving Russell Simmons for as many lives as he impacted as one man and the powers that be that could literally like make the media campaign overwhelming them is peoples they my niggas

Russell Simmons has enough people spread throughout the industry that are his yes it's my people's like they'll wage a whole fucking real you know what i'm saying a campaign against you if they want to he is in bed with some of the niggas that have that power to do that so it's never ever ever gonna come it to come. It's not going to happen. Also, not to negate anything that he has done, that stuff, but to people that don't have that experience with him, he has been nothing but kind, gentle, sweet, generous, and amazing. If you don't have that horror story with him. See, that's the problem today, though.

Because when somebody speak out from that side of, yo, I've never had these experiences with them, it's almost like, well, you don't believe a victim. You don't, because we get that all the time. You hear a story come out about somebody and somebody that had a personal relationship with this person say, I never saw that. So I'm treating them with the person that I know know and i understand that from the fan consumer standpoint but as somebody

that has spent a lot of time in the music business nobody speaks to the side where the women were auctioning their pussy to move up in the ranks of the system. That was happening. That's not a Joe Button made up thing. This existed way before I got to town. That was happening too. Nobody says that part. Again, I'm not speaking about Russell Simmons now. I'm just talking

blanket, broad. It's not the music business. That's the only business I really know. It's the business. I can't speak for this. Corporate too? Yeah. What? Yes.

Ain't that against the rules? What rules? See, in music, you know what I'm going to do? You're going to give me that fire head, and I'm going to go tell HR tomorrow. What rules? That's why it became against the rules, because when it went bad and people found out, now there's a case. So now we have to outlaw it to protect. It's only against the rules because when it went bad and people found out, now there's a case. So now we have to outlaw it

to protect, it's only against the rules to protect the company because now Shorty can sue the company. So now we make it, hey, we don't, I'm saying I would be scared

to do that in corporate because what if Shorty get mad one day and just blow it all up? It's the same as the music business. Fraternization is frowned upon in most corporate, I haven't been in corporate for 20 something the music business fraternization is probably is frowned upon in most corporate

I haven't been in corporate for 20 something years but fraternization is frowned upon and if you have a relationship with somebody you have to disclose it sign all these forms

and shit like that hold harmless so that when it goes bad you cannot sue the company we go to happy hour one too many drinks we might start dancing

gets very happy yeah nigga dick get hard on your butt it gets very happy dancing gets very happy yeah nigga dick get hard on your butt it gets very happy what happens in that hour nigga dick

get hard on your butt the office Christmas party is such a freak the office Christmas party is a real thing like niggas couldn't wait for that surely that

I want to have this conversation while being sensitive to sexual assault and sexual abuse of course but I you know what we're trying to say. Yeah, definitely.

But yes, that is a thing. And yes, so people love Usher. Ice is right. But greater than that, people love Russell Simmons. They do. That's true. He in Bali,

all the girls are taking pictures. He's not just by himself jerking his dick lonely. That's true. Also now, if I want to get in the conspiracy brain, I'm not now. Forget it. Go ahead. Grab the hole.

Let's go. No, we all heard the Russell Camora with the husband and the money. And, you know, we heard all that stuff. Money stretching Bali. I ain't going to do it. Y'all had this already. Y'all did this exact thing. Exactly to a T, y'all did this.

Money stretches far in Bali. You said different. Super far. And the internet proved you to be wrong. You were wrong already. Okay. I'd be wrong getting in there. Okay, I'm trying to help.

Two, three hundred grand in bali will go a very long way like a very very long way so oh that's what i wanted to ask y'all what's up i am so glad that you said that i almost forgotten i've been spending too much time in the fucking spaces and one of them niggas said or money they were just talking about guy trips Guy trips and y'all know that's the thing with me We don't ever take guy trips I kept listening to him talking I probably kind of figured out why So he started talking about a guy trip he went on And he said him and all his dudes got in a mud bath

Together What He was on his lowest list That's what happened Columbia Where mud bathing is a thing. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. It's not like you're bathing each other. So, of course, I laughed him off of the fucking spaces. Ah, you geek loser, bitch. So then I asked, how would you even ask? How would you even ask your friends that? And he said in a group chat. Say, bro, they got a mud bath over there.

I said, if I put that in my group chat, which I'm not even, don't really do group chats, but I would get laughed out the group chat and then they would continue conversation as if that was never said.

That's a fact. So I said, I'm going to go ask my niggas if they would do a mud bath, if they would do a mud bath together with me on the guy group trip. How big is the bath?

He never said. That really matters. That matters. He never said. In Fiji, I did that. They're big. I mean. So in Fiji, I did that. They're big. I mean, not in Fiji, in St. Lucia.

All right, man. I did the mud bath shit in St. Lucia. But it was big. So it was mad people in there. So it don't look, it ain't no six-man hot tub, and we just in there like this. You get what I'm saying? So it depends on the size of.

It's like a pit. It's not like an actual bath. That matters. But it was unisex. I mean, it was... So would you mud bath with me? I have a question. If you don't mind.

Is this like... You know how at the swimming pool, they got to put like a certain dye in the swimming pool to make sure that... No, no, it's like... Phil Parks is such a white boy. Piss in the mud?

He is such a buffalo white boy. Piss in the mud? I'm sure people are pissing the mud. That is disgusting, yo. You might be shitting the mud. Part. Why do you think people are... You're not too far.

I'm just... And blend right in. Who wouldn't know? You're not going to shit in the mud. Well, who wouldn't know if you're pissing the mud, man? Exactly. I don't want to get into this Buffalo white boy shit. It's really thick.

The mud's really thick. What was the name of the dude at the dude in Silence of the Lambs that was doing the dance, the white boy? Buffalo Bill. Yeah, this nigga. Buffalo Bill head ass. Would you mud bath with me?

Would you guys get into like a hot springs, like an onsen, you know? Would you guys do that? I don't even know what that is. What is that? Like hot springs? Hot springs. Remember know would you guys do that because they're really big what is that like hot springs oh man nigga i would do that i'll wait together you mean like yeah but it's like a big it depends on the size of whatever you could probably find a hot springs or like a mud bath that's like the size of this room. Oh, it is. So you got space.

We've all been in the pool together. Your feet aren't touching each other. We all have not been in the pool together. Not all of us. A lot of us have been in the pool together. You've been in the pool and around the same pool. When we do get in the pool together, nigga, one of y'all swim all the way to that side corner. That's true.

I'll stay here in the three feet stand up side. We ain't right together. But that's what he said. We got our girls with us. Weird fucking rules. All right, so y'all with my bath together. Yeah, why not? Some big shit, yeah.

Pause. That guy said that you two would say yes. Fuck him. He don't know me. He said yes. He said ask the guys. I bet Ice and Ish say yeah. It depends on the size of the mic.

Me and Imani said something totally different. I know Imani wasn't going to get in that mud bath. I'm not getting in a mud bath with you niggas. The fuck is wrong with y'all? Where's your fucking dignity and decorum and self-respect? It's really good for your skin. So then I would book it. Just to be by yourself?

Yeah. Sounds lowly. Sounds tranquil to me. Because then them niggas got out the mud bath and then went to the spa and then got the happy ending. And I was like, yo, you wasn't already tranquilified enough. Yo, you wasn't already serenityed out. Yeah, get the toxins out. I would book a solo mud bath or a mud bath with my girl,

but to go there with my niggas and then to just be strangers in the mud bath. I don't even do an escape room with my niggas and strangers. Well, yeah, I get doing escape room with just your friends. You don't want to curse the strangers out when they dumb as fuck and they not helping us get out the room. I get mad when me and my friends get on the travel lodge, safari bus, and then other people come on and get on.

I got a little bus. I got a little bus. Why other niggas is getting on? I don't like that. You don't see this gang? Can't even talk how you want to talk? Come on, man. Can't even talk how you want to talk?

Oh, my God. Got curbed inward. I'm going to keep? Come on. You can't even talk how you want to talk? Oh, my Lord. Got to curb the N-word. I'm going to keep that in mind. Y'all didn't pick the podcast summer vacation spot yet. Where y'all want to go? I'm down for literally whatever. Yeah, I'm with you. Wherever.

Are we staying domestic or are we going overseas? Overseas. Caribbean. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm. Do you want to do a little DR or something exotic parks

here you go let him go let him go I ain't mad at you hold on Ish what was you about to say a little bit of elitism

coming up I vote Anguilla well Ish know countries that I don't know so he has to mute up he start talking I'm seeing something yeah

some other shit Anguilla yeah Anguilla oh that's a real one yes oh shit asked to mute up. He started talking about something. Yeah, some other shit. Anguilla. Yeah, Anguilla. Oh, that's a rule? Yes. Nice. How about that? Hear, hear. That motherfucking newer community college boy. Hear, hear.

Hear, hear. Stupid. My mud bath was off on a tear. What was we talking about I don't remember Bali about what Bali no we let Mellis go from our sniper conversation but only because we love you

and you got a hard out but boy you was over you was about to be if we let Ish just continue with what he was trying to say and think you was finito because in his story you wasn't the sniper at all the snipers he did not know me back then i don't know i could see mel being the sniper dog back then he's saying that i didn't say that i could 100 see mel being the sniper hey ice i'm just telling you what i could

see bro i'm asking a question yes sir so Yes, sir. Floyd is Floyd, right? Mm-hmm. A lot of niggas box. Mm-hmm. Floyd is Floyd. That's right. All right. I see what he's saying.

What he's saying, even if there's a sniper... So who am I in that story? Oh, shit. Who am I? Miss Jackson. That girl's name is Sugar. No, no, no. In boxing.

Shut up, Corey. Boxing world. Who am I? That Jackson. The girl's name is Sugar. No, no, no. In boxing. Shut up, Corey. Boxing world. Who am I? That's fucked up. Yeah. Who am I in boxing world? In your fucking analogy. Asshole.

Yo, why are you screwing your lip up? I could make it funny or I could make it complimentary. Go ahead. I could say you Pacquiao. Or you could really be... Is that true? Diego Corrales. The rest of the piece.

Like, yo, you could be... You know what I mean? You look like Julio Cesar Chavez. You look like Julio Rodriguez. It's like that. You could have been sniping, man. It's different levels to this. Yes. It's different levels.

You're like the best fighter at Rumble in the Bronx. Rumble with a Lower west side Y'all disrespecting Big Mel Nah Mel was Mel was Mel Mel is always Mel I'm just playing

But I know I know about Big Mel Come on That's still Big Mel Go ahead Go ahead We'll do that this year It's hard

It's hard to really compare With a sniper that's rich. That matters. Okay. No? They got more guns in their arsenal. Sure. That's all.

So you just called it broke? I didn't at all. Don't let them guys shoot you. No, it's okay. You just automatically think about guns as ammunition. don't let them guys shoot y'all no it's okay you just you just automatically think about guns as ammunition

like a woman has a different kind of arsenal it's not just always guns why you put that voice on put your regular

voice on your woman got a different type of weaponry yeah but she ain't lying she ain't she right though

so she matched your money point she didn't with you can't the girl's secret sauce. You can't. What's that say on the board?

Which niggas we talking? All right, we gonna use one of your niggas. Fear? No, no, no, look. We ain't gonna say their name. They could go look for look with you,

body for body with you, so now into the money. Are you talking about the motherfucker that... Your crush. The one that you said is your still... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he was pissed.

He heard that episode. He was pissed at everything that you had to say. How do you know? Huh? Because he hit me up and told me. Why would he be pissed at me? Because he was like, you were wrong. So the show...

It's all coming together now. She's good on these cameras. Because he was like, you were wrong. So the show. It's all coming together now. She's good on these cameras. Come on, man. No wonder you came in with your little Bobby Sox on three days in a row. No wonder we didn't see that potato sack in about three years either. I didn't know, though. I don't know what Ish said. I don't know.

I don't know. It don't even make sense. I gave that nigga his props. And I was outside. Oh, said. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, like, it don't even make sense. I gave that nigga his props. And I was outside. Oh, I get what he's saying. He denied it. I'm going to tell you off camera. You going to say, you definitely agreeing with me.

He said you were exaggerating beyond belief. I know. Joe exaggerates me, too. I feel him. That's fucked up. He was like, the numbers that he was putting up was on the field. me too. I feel him. That's fucked up. He was like the numbers that he was putting up was on the field. I know. Oh.

He was sacking them, man. God, this shit. You can do that from the running back position. God, this shit. One in the water. He was getting yards. But wait though. But wait though. He was getting yards.

But wait though. Can you believe him? Oh. I know what he was doing. Do you know to what degree? No, that didn't answer. That was a safe answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That didn't answer me. That didn't answer my question. Do I believe him? I think that, I think that he might have a little amnesia. Okay. I respect that. Yeah, I think he might have a little amnesia. I respect that.

There you go. Because that nigga was him. And he put me through it. But then again, I put him through it. Yeah, it sounds like you lost that sniper battle. Hmm? It sounds like you lost that sniper battle. Hmm? It sounds like you lost the sniper to sniper battle. Sometimes sniper to sniper can meet the sniper

and then just be out sniper. Everybody, I think my Floyd analogy was amazing. It's okay. You could be Pacquiao. You could be Cotto. Damn. Ricky Haddon? No, stop.

Yo, what else is up there? What else? What else? What else? What else? Tell me about this Kelsey interview. Oh, girl. Girl.

Should somebody else start? Do you want me to go? Well, I didn't see it. I didn't watch this shit. If I go, I'm going to just go tell the truth. Please. I'm with telling the truth. Back out.

Oh, shit. Damn. All right. Okay. Leave it out then. What'd you want me to say? Nope, the time. Nothing?

A little viralness? No, yeah, leave it out. No, yeah, bleep it out. That's viral city. Bleep it out. Tomorrow that shit will be up. But what I'm saying is this. Actually, I'm better. My man.

See? Come on, man. You good. You good. I got you. You good. I got you. Something told me that I might need to play this little clip just in case.

A little something for me. to play this little this little clip just in case mmm little song play a clip and everybody can just take it out they want to take it I'm gonna fast forward some of it okay because this is some nigga talking dropping the little AI hit shut up nigga oh yeah right there let yeah, right there. Let me get it. Right there. Right here. This is Kelsey talking about there being a rumored video on the night of. Okay. I've heard about this video. This video is supposed to show.

The way AI and all that shit is set up. Oh, man. I'll be like, motherfuckers, y'all, AI, generate, you know, it's dangerous. Oh, okay. Uh-oh. Jumped know, it's dangerous. Oh, okay. Uh-oh. Jumped out ahead of that one. Yeah. That is a preemptive strike if I ever heard one.

Yeah, yeah. AI is dangerous. It's been telling us for years. It is. AI is no joke. You see, they just had a strike over it. They ruined the music business. Now, listen, the girl said nothing else in the interview.

There's been no new information. I don't know if she was paid to do this interview or not. Pretty sure. But, man, that's pretty ill to get ahead of the alleged video rumors to say that even those videos, when we see them, may be doctored or heavily AI influenced. Wow, man. That is pretty convenient. Coming from the girl who struck an immunity

deal, which means that anything that could possibly happen don't affect me. Or could have happened. Or that did happen don't affect me in the slightest. She did say that her and Meg ain't spoke since that night. I know one time that she caught wind, Kelsey caught wind of one of these podcast clips

that was talking about the night in question. And it was an old clip, but she must have just got wind of it. And she jumped in my DM with not the friendliest of tones. Some along the lines of, hey, what's this? I let it sit. I didn't answer like myself.

Because you know what, I just let it sit. Told her what it is. It's a podcast clip. But she said something to the effect of, they don't talk about me no more in them clips. And I forgot what I said, but something slipped.

I didn't take that one too well. Something like, bitch, we wasn't talking about your hair. Just something. But I thought that was odd. Just weird. Peculiar even. And you just throuple that with...

If that is the case, I would love to see what the world's response would be. If a video come out, now I want to see an AI video. I'm saying. I want to see an AI video. I'm saying. I want to see an AI video.

What could it look like? See who got crossed over? Yeah. I do. I want to see it now. But boy, Kelsey's good. You hear what I'm saying?

I would want to hear and see the reaction from the world. Way to go, Kelsey. We can't believe any video that comes out. We couldn't. No, of course not.

Because, come on, too many other factors. Yeah. And can't believe any expert that could authenticate You couldn't. No, of course not. Come on, too many other factors. Yeah. And can't believe any expert that could authenticate a video either. No. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, no. Yeah, no. That's true. That's true. Got it. I'm going to use that. I'm overwhelmed. Say that.

I'm overwhelmed. I think the response would be nothing-ish. Unfortunately the response would be nothing ish unfortunately that would be unfortunate oh he did some shit anyway so three of them

I was gonna say about five minutes ago but I no but he in there for different charges so I mean whatever they trying to do they trying to do

I'm only talking about the shit that we really cared about. I ain't talking about the courts juxtaposition. I'm talking about ours. But that's what I got. That's it. Okay. That is it.

Yeah, let's get out of here. I'm out of here already. I left. I'm gone. I already said too much. Hey, Kelsey, if you ever want to come up here with some niggas that's going to ask some real shit. Well, let me not say that because he might ask some real shit, too. But if you ever want to come up here and sit down, you're more than welcome.

There. That's what I do. There you go. That's what I do. I just extend the invite. You, what's the little white girl that killed her mom? Gypsy Rose. Gypsy Rose. Gypsy Rose.

Britney Spears. Fuck it. All I'm at is shit. Yeah, nah, go crazy. Get it all, yo.

I want to see her do the step back move. Britney will walk forward and spin around real quick with a step back. Yo, do that right there, mama. Nah, keep the knife. Oh, I thought real quick when I step back. We got to give her a nice. Do that right there, mama.

No, keep the knife. Oh, I thought you meant I thought you meant the Kelsey step back. Hey, Parks, man. I'm disappointed, man. What happened? Why? Let us get through new music

and I see it's a new slap up there that I wasn't told about. There is a new slap. I don't know how I feel about it. Boy, is it slapping. I think that's a new slap up there that I wasn't told about. There is a new slap. I don't know how I feel about that. Boy, is it slapping. I think that's a lot. The legend, Lenny Williams, is back. Oh, man.

Hey. There we go. Big Lenny. I can hear this. I think I should just, I don't even want to give the title or nothing because it's kind of self-explanatory. My girl and I was at the motel on a rendezvous. Making sweet, sweet love like we always do.

That's right. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my girl was gone. Yes, she was. She texted me a picture on my telephone. She took my drawl. Said she gonna put it on TikTok and give me a million views. She took my drawl. She said it's better than me, y'all.

You put it on the internet. She took my drawl. She say she love me. She said she care. She took my drawl. Why in the hell did she take my underwear? Here's another time. Yeah!

Oh, the drum. Oh, man. Give me the new drum. This is what we need more of. Instead of reworking your old catalog, give us new heat. Give us some new slap. Some new heat. Make a new slap.

And incorporate all the new shit. She says you can put them on TikTok. Yeah, get a million views. Million views. heat. Give us some slap. Make a new slap. And incorporate all the new shit. She said she's going to put them on TikTok. Yeah. Get a million views. Get a million views. Come on. From my drawers. Don't do it, A.

That shit was a slap. It was a slap. In my face. Oh, shit. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? You didn't like it? She going to sell his drawers off? She going to buy me off his drawers.

The nigga had the yamins in his drawers. The mud baths. Oh. on vibro off his drawers. The nigga had the y'all means in his drawers. What are you saying? The mud baths. Oh. Oh, man. Smokey came back with what was his new game?

Bangin'. Yeah, y'all know the Slaps. Smokey had like two or three. Smokey had like two or three. Gassams.

And the Horned Owls. It's true. It's old niggas being they bad. That's why. Brian McKnight came back with Gasms. Yeah, a few. It's true. It's the old niggas being they bad. That's a lie, man. Brian McKnight came back with that new slap, but y'all ain't. Y'all ran from it. Y'all didn't accept it.

They ran from it. Yeah. He's going to teach them. Teach them how that pussy work? Yeah. Bitch ain't even know that pussy's work. Yo, you think when you like 65. No.

You want to be in your horny bag? Yes. Not horny enough to record it in the studio. Pump it up. It'll go totally different. Horny Joe doing it. My jump off never asked if I go out so much. Hey.

She took my draw. She said she can't. She took my draw. Why in the hell did she take my underwear. It's another time. Sniper to sniper. Sniper to sniper. Yeah.

Sniper to sniper right there. Old nigga talking to us about she caught me on my telephone. Niggas don't even say telephone. No more. Yo, I'm going to buy me some glasses I could duck this nigga sniper sniper

you're the shit target nigga what's up girl with the bow and arrow yeah damn girl

damn son it's really him I tried to hand you the unwarranted W but he kept bringing it back this is me a sniper nigga

this is fucking I should have used the other analogy what other analogy you ain't see the shit with Tank Devin Haney sparring I did but what analogy that was what I was leading you to

that's what I thought you were going to say when I said the boxing. You was Haney? Whatever you say. I'm asking. Whatever you say, motherfucker. Tank was beating his ass around that ring. You ain't see it?

I saw it, but Haney was 16 years old. And Tank was what? Not 16. I don't think he was. I listened to Devin Haney's dad on Cam's show talk about it. They said,

heavily edited. AI. Oh, AI. AI. You cannot believe these videos. Then there's AI. AI. Oh, AI. AI. You cannot believe these videos. Then there's AI. Yeah.

Niggas gonna use that This is my question to you. Because I'm taking it off of Tank and Haney. If I get my ass beat when I'm 16 and Tank is 20 then he should've

whooped his ass. Right? It's not fair. That's what I'm saying. And also, what if I wasn't good at boxing yet and I got better in...

If I was 16 and you hand Molly Whopped me, I don't think that mean that eight years later you just gonna Molly Whop me again. Agreed. That's true.

That's not to say that Haney should be favored in a Tank fight, but I don't think that that... That's a four-year difference. Yeah, I don't think that that video

should be... Looked at in the same light with a four-year difference. Not just that when you're 16 and somebody else is 20. At 20, you still don't have your grown man strength yet. But it's definitely. He looks strong enough. He looks strong enough. And when you're doing shit like that, I mean, that helps you be a better fighter. That's true.

So, I mean, Haney was doing what he was supposed to do back then. Get beat by a world champion or soon to be world champion. And get better. Yeah. I agree with that. So, I don't really hold it against him. I didn't know that age disparity was so great. Four years is a big difference.

Yeah. Four years is a big difference. Like a 20-year-old? If we both been boxing since we say 13, by the time I'm 20, I should be way nicer than you are at 16. For sure. If that, you know, all things relative. Right. And it looked like it.

That's what it looked like. That's what it looked like. It looked like he was out of class now, man. I get somebody trying to leak that to embarrass Hayden. What you going to call it? They said Floyd leaked it. No, they said Ryan leaked it, but he got it from Floyd. And then Haney went on there, Floyd been a bitch.

Listen, boxing beef, comedian beef. The boxing beef is crazy. I don't want no parts. I stay out of that one. I bet. Yeah. Y'all got it. It's fast.

And strong. Yeah. It'll be fast and strong He's fast. And strong. Yeah. Yeah. He'll be fast and strong. Pick one. I'm cool. Stamina. I'm going to slam the, yo.

You going to slam him? Y'all got no choice. Yeah, but you got to grab him. Man, you see what Mike Epps said, man. You ain't got to do none of that. There you go. You ain't got to do none of that. There you go. You ain't got to do none of that. There you go.

Mike Epps said it. He laid the blueprint for us. Musclebound niggas come outside. No, Mendeecees said it. No, Mendeecees is putting Paul's on the mix, though. It's different. Yeah. You upgraded.

Bare hand. You upgraded? Upgraded what? Y'all means. Y'all means means so many things. It just means anything. So does Roscoe, and so does,

Joker, Monkey. No, no, no, I'm saying, on a Mike Epps tip, you upgrade it, I hope, is what I was saying. Thank you, Ish.

I appreciate that. Off air, we can talk about it. Simple yes would have suffice as, anyway, yo, go ahead. Yo, speaking of Mike Epps, did y'all see

Shannon Shaw go viral? The picture of him outside his car? Yeah. Yo. Yes. Yes. Yes, we all saw it. I saw it.

I saw it. Yes, we all saw it. Somebody say something. He's also strong and fast. No. Shannon Shaw break parks like a twig. What? You go ahead

mmm yeah you run into him before yeah you're good man well the still the still capture

from a video is never gonna do you justice. You can't trust it. Say yeah. Say yeah. No, but that little move he did, he did it. This move. It was this move right here.

Getting out. I'm not making fun of an older man's posture or how he moves, especially he had a hip replacement, knee surgeries. So I'm not into that. But this move right here, out the Suburban, Shannon. Then he did the point to the liquor store. It was... Where you going?

This move was crazy. But one of the best tight ends of all time. This move was crazy. But one of the best tight ends of all time. This move is nuts. I ain't got no hip replacement, no surgeries, no nothing. Getting out them cars be a bitch for me nowadays. It's going to get on your ass in about four years. Y'all going to see. Well, that's what Mel tried to tell you when she said you're not the rock.

But you was arguing with her when she said you have a hard time getting off of the couch and you said it's 18 inch, but she was just saying that you're not Dwayne Johnson and never will be. Damn. Right? I'm answering.

I wasn't here that day. Kind of, sort of. I was saying you don't have the same I saw it on the playback and I was like, ooh, if I was there, I'd have kept going with that one. Look, they mute him up. Sniper to sniper. Sniper to sniper.

Sniper to sniper. Get a big bag. Shut him down. I don't remember what we were saying. Oh, I'm with you, though. I'm making fun of it. Yeah. It's real.

Bones. This is getting old. Pop crack. Shit don't, yeah, shit don't operate the same. Hey, some of these bones Be fucked up for three days And then be fine Yo you don't know

Where the fucked up Mess came from You like yo what happened You was hurting three days ago I just be thanking God Thanks God You did it again You good looking

That first roll out the bed Tell you that Your whole week about to go You gotta sit up You gotta sit up Just sit up Shit Sit at the edge of your bed

Go ahead Go ahead and need to rush to the bathroom from the bed. And get dizzy. Throw up, try to go to the bathroom. Get dizzy on them. Let your foot hit the wrong spot on the floor. Let you not get your right stride to the bathroom when you got to piss really, really,

really bad. And watch what happens. You don't even know the floor the way you used to when you was younger. Are you crazy? Go ahead and try to take your pants off too fast. Oh, yeah. Fall right over. Go ahead and take them off too fast. Shit, that shit happened with my boxer briefs.

Oh, man, that's embarrassing. The whole body on the floor, on the wooden floor. Oh, shit. I was tall in the bathroom one Sunday. I almost fell off the floor, on the wooden floor. Oh, shit. I was tiling the bathroom one Sunday. I almost fell off the ladder. Yo, my balance and equilibrium was fucked up. I was like, yo.

Yo, please don't fall off the ladder-ish. Man, hiring somebody to do the ladder shit, that's going to be bad. Yo, no lie. My equilibrium was fucked. I was like, yo, I used to do this in my sleep. It's over for that, man. Yeah, no, be careful, man. That shit ended Pop's whole little cleaning career. Falling. Y'all used to do this in my sleep. It's over for that, man. Yeah, no. Be careful, man. That shit ended Pop's whole little cleaning career.

Falling. Yes. That nigga was cleaning the shower one day. Oh, I ain't know that. That's it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bad.

Bow, bow, bow. Bow. Sheesh. Fucked up, yo. This is different. I got to get in the gym Yeah man Do some of them Cory's

Nigga Cory Be just Random You be with Cory This nigga just stop What you doing Doing squats What the fuck

Is you doing Nigga you got Tourette's Alright You got it Yo this street is yours Out of nowhere Yo hey buddy

This street is yours You know what You should get You should get an inversion chair. You know that thing where- Teach them, man. No, I'm being dead ass. You need a conversion chair.

Inversion. That's the gamer chair. No, that's the shit where you can't stand up and elevate you. Yes, yes. A lift chair? It connects your ankles and then it flips you upside down. Oh, the Batman chair. Oh, yes.

The inversion chair. You do need that. Yeah. Well, I mean, you all could kind of benefit from it. But him the most Oh, the Batman chair. Oh, yes. The inversion chair. You do need that. Yeah. I mean, you all could kind of benefit from it. But him the most. Yes. At 48.

Well, he's 48. Just how, you know. He is 48. What does that do? It decompresses your spine. Yes, because his spine is not, it's compressed. I can't just like

lay on the floor or nothing? No. You need gravity. You need the pull of gravity. To work in your favor. So when the blood starts rushing through your head, what do you do? Well, you pull of gravity to work in your favor so when the blood starts rushing through your head what you do

well you're not supposed to stay there for like 25-30 minutes you're supposed to do I'm a be there spinning you around real fortunate you know how niggas

got a spotter like I'm a be there let me know we gonna have a submit word we should get one we should get one in here We should get one in here. We should get one in here. That shit would be hilarious.

We're on the prices, right? Yeah. You hear that bitch like. I'm going to be spitting the shit out of this. Oh, man. I got you. That shit would be hilarious. No, we got to get one of those.

Stupid, yo. Fool's an idiot. I'm trying to see how this is. Just say chill mouse five times. And I'm going to stop it. it oh we don't go all the way upside down okay well it will you'll be like you could be yeah you want to angle a little bit well no you could like be you know straight down you gotta just loosen up that back screw yeah once you once you loosen the back screw it's late that shit got me. That shit a tilt-a-whop. Y'all know a little lock thing out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy, y'all know how to make it do the thing. Yeah, yeah, you know. Come on, man. Niggas gon' nigg. Niggas are definitely gonna find a way. Word is above. It's stupid.

Niggas gon' nigg for sure. Niggas gon' nigg, bro. No lie. That is crazy. Fool, y'all. And I probably didn't put it together like the direction. Say, mine might do that. No, no, no.

Because why we got all these extra pieces right here? I don't need that shit. Nah, this is extra in case we lose something that's what is wrong with men yo direction the box is the direction nigga put the box right there how look let me get a look that's it that's it how look hey yo pop i don't think one side supposed to be white and the other side supposed to be natural they're other side supposed to be natural. Nigga, I turned the white side the wrong way. Niggas is ignorant. Y'all fucking triggering me right now.

Fucking no worse feeling than you sit there and build the whole shit. And you take a step back and look and see that you put steps A, B, and C. Oh, that's the worst shit in the world. Not a droid hole, bitch. I'm sorry. Not a fucking droid hole. Oh, shit. The C is backward. Not a droid open. I'm sorry. Not a fucking droid open. I'm telling you, yo. The rail is on, man. I'm telling you, you see the fucking wood color that's supposed to be facing the back or the bottom?

Yeah. Sitting right at the top. You're like, this is bullshit. Yeah. Shit. Nothing to make you feel like a dropout than putting that little electric car together for your son by yourself. Putting that little electric car together for your son by yourself. I tried to put that little Benji G-Wagon, whatever that is.

Man, that door was the trunk. Shit was going backwards. I thought I finished. I opened the hood. It was some more pieces in there. Where did this plastic bag come from? Yeah, with some wires. I did all this shit. Now they showing me wires.

Now I got to be an electrician too? Yeah. Yeah. That is hilarious. I'm going to go back to school. I'm going to go back to school. I felt Fabio's pain, man. They showed Fabio the other day helping his first grader with their homework.

My man Fabio was like, yo, that nigga told the truth. He's like, yo, I ain't going to hold you. This homework is hard as hell. I can't do this shit for nothing. He was trying to figure it out. Billy had 11 bicycle stands.

Whatever they would do, he was done. He was done. Is it first grade for real? Yeah. Nah, hold up though. They got new math yeah they got new shit they got new math they got new shit out

they don't want you to solve it the way we know how to solve it it's some bullshit if you keep that up I'ma pull out my little favorite podcast I like where they play are you smart as a first grader

if you keep it up I'll pull it out I like that Joe knock it off yo that new I would love to see you do the new math I'm telling you.

Let me ask you a question. Bam. It don't matter if you could, like, all right, so look. You'll see, you'll get a word problem, a math problem, whatever, right?

You can come up with the answer, but you have to show them how you came up with the answer. Yeah, let me show the word. It be new, not the way we know how to do it. That's wrong.

They made new math, I'm telling you. All right. We helping kids with homework. Like, what the fuck? Start writing the teacher back. Yo, yo, yo, you lying. Now you're getting into an argument with the teacher. Now you're wrong, teach.

Yeah, this is how we do this. No. I'm with you, dog. It's some other shit. I don't want no smoke. I'm with you. Anything else super important? Nah.

I mean, you shout out Jason Kelsey. Oh, yeah. Happy retirement. Happy retirement. Yeah, let me hit the round of applause for Jason Kelsey. Hold up, man. Jason Kelsey officially retired. You can tell that was coming.

Yeah. I mean, he told us already. Yeah, that's true. But he did it officially. Yeah. So we want to shout out Jason Kelsey, one of the best centers to ever play the game. And it wasn't until I heard people saying that that I realized I couldn't name you another center

that played the game. Just know Jason Kelsey. I probably know two more if I really sit for 72 weeks. But, huh? Yeah, Pouncey. Both of them. Pouncey, that's it. Those are my two.

I can name you the Giants center. Russell. Russell got released. Russell Wilson got released. He's going to one of y'all teams, so you better get excited. Well, he's not coming to the Giants. He's black. Pittsburgh say they committed to Kenny Pickett.

Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah, well, Russell might come back him up. No. He getting paid already. He getting paid already. He not. Yeah, well, Russell might come back him up. No. He getting paid already. He getting paid already. He not going back him up. He might come back. He got his money.

For two years. Come somewhere and not play. 85 million in dead cat money for Denver is crazy. That's crazy. We knew this was coming because Ciara was too active on the music scene. For real. It was videos, a deluxe package. She had a Chris Brown single, a slap.

That shit was moving. So I was like, oh, it's over. You might want to go to Pittsburgh. I wouldn't mind. New York different. What you mean? Expand. You think they'd tear him up over here?

Temptation? There's a lot of snipers in New York City that's a man of God oh he's trying to circle back to shoot him now got it I wasn't shooting that

joke that was 100% a shot at you take my word how take my word for it that didn't even have nothing to do with

our current conversation yes it does on what I thought my fellow brother take my word that didn't even have nothing to do with our current conversation yes it does or what i thought my fellow brethren podcast brethren would have joined in no i've shot her enough this episode i wasn't shooting that man okay i'm saying homeboy you need to stay out of new york city he'll be fine oh russell no stop it's a happily married God-fearing man. I was about to say. He worship his wife. He ain't think about them chicks. Not him. Oh.

That's just how we roll. He's speaking in riddles. I don't know what he's saying. Tell the audience. He talking about Shorty. Ciara. Yeah. Respect.

Respect. Respect. That's Respect. Respect. Respect. That's it. Respect. That's all we can do is respect the situation. I don't think they'll be fine, but I don't think he's coming to New York. I wouldn't mind if he came to Pittsburgh, but I don't think it's happening. They are clearly hung up with a picket.

That's what they said. Until he's willing to come here for $8 million because he's already paid. And then he steals that job real quick. I am on board. Yeah. That's it. Where we at on time? 240.

Oh, shit. That's there. That's there. We right there at the sweet spot. Nice. I was about to tell you all about gas station keys and why you should stop using them. I'm just saying. It's nothing. It why you should stop using them. I'm just. It's nothing.

It's nasty. Come on. It's nothing nasty. Come on. It's disgusting. You fucking disgusting heathens. See, that's not poor shit. You going to get the key with the big wood block with the piss particles all over it.

The fecal matter. Yeah, wood. Come on. It's just. Yo, everything. You know how many fucking heathens' hands that bathroom key

has been in? And ain't washed. No one was really thinking about it until you mentioned it. And then you got in there and you dropped it on the nasty sink or floor. Oh, you got dropped

in the piss floor. Oh, yeah. So it's soaked in piss like that was Crisco. That was nasty. And then you take it with your bare hand, dap up the nasty gas

here here's the key that key is disgusting I just wanted to use my platform for good I don't know what the fuck I was supposed to do when you got pissed go behind the gas station

go outside pull your dick out like the real niggas do. All that key shit. Yeah. Then you run in there because you're only running in there when it's an emergency. You really got to pee. You talk about, oh, a customer got it. Now you got to go out there, stand outside the door, do the pee-pee dance, wait for him. One time I tried to get it for him.

He told me, no, I have to give it back to the attendant. Nigga, I will earth you right now. That's fucking bathroom key, man. That bathroom key is disgusting, and I just want to use my platform to come here and tell y'all. The big plastic thing that's the size of a loose leaf binder attached. Who's designing the gas station key? Well, they don't want people to steal it.

Why would you want to steal it? I don't know. Mistakenly putting it in your pocket. You know what's funny? I've stolen the key before. No shit. By mistake, though. It would be him.

By mistake, though. Because they be him. By mistake, though. Because they ain't have something big and doofy attached to it. You put it in your pocket. Yeah, you put it in your pocket. So you can piss. Or drop it in something. Like a sewer. That's nice.

You're not a sniper. Definitely wasn't a sniper. Straight. Pim, pim. In the basket. You didn't even need a grocery, pimp. In the basket. You didn't even need a grocery cart. It was just a basket.

I'm just getting one or two things from out of here. Oh, it's hurt. Yeah. My drawl. She took my drawl. Don't you ever talk about me. I'm crazy, guys. But she took my drawl.

And the girl that's fettin' me off. Hey. To put it on the evening news. She took my drawl. She say she love me. Imani, you should be ashamed of yourself. This was right there for you. I'm right there. Alright, listen man.

I'm playing a sleeper. A sleeper that Ice and Ish already let me know how they felt about it. But I'm New York to my heart and soul, man. And sometimes these records just just they hit a different frequency for me oh my god I think this oh my god I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm sorry oh I'm breaking that back. Snake is fucking a cat. God.

My dick got. Dick X. X. X. God. 41 carat. Jake Carter. Let's go, though. Damn.

I gotta relax. New oppie got put in my cash. I guess your body fucking in the crash. Fuck. I think that these are my. Future and sport, that these are my ash Body shot like Kim Kardashian These niggas fast, they run like flash

Passage to Steve, he gon' oodle like Nash On his body, don't let him get low Yo, touch, this shit'll float Too many deaths, I don't know what the road Keepin' cheek is I don't wanna go Pitting down dumb tech Tried to get low, Joe, bro, come back They don't shoot, but they all run track Run up on me, baby, but I'm back

And then she got me back Bitch, when is we fucking again? Like if the pussy is good, I'ma spend Fuck it, could kick it to jack She a dootie, could talk about her whore Said, fuck, can't even talk I can't help it, I stay in the sports Bitch, I be toying and crushing these hoes Like, what? Y'all pass the state? What? Fuck, these on my hip Call up SB, tell him speed up the whip It's okay, they can't see through the tape Yo, Star, why the fuck is he on? He PTSD from the sound of the silence

Think he on time and bullets is spreading like it was a virus And then she got me back, bitch, when is we fucking again? Make up the pussy, it's good I'm his friend But fuck it, you can't get the time She a dootie, could talk about her whoop Sit back, can't even talk I can't help it, I stay in the stores Bitch, I be toying and crushing these hoes Like I just met her, she told me she love me

Like, she just want money and dick We in this spot, told her give me a kiss I could taste all the Casamigos on her lips And if she a 10, I let her hold my knocker Nine, nine shots and it's gone Rockin' Don't know who shot her, shoot on his court, I bet him daddy block him I'm in the spot with the cripples, like, I'm in the spot and I'm trippy, like

Please don't eye me in this party, always so safe when I know, so I'll be flippin', like Off the walkie, I'm drippy, like, off the duce, I'm litty I'm tryna party with all the dudettes, I got my face like Ola Benatini, damn And then she got me bang, bitch When is we fucking again? Like if the pussy is good, I'm his friend Fuck, it could kick in the joint She a dootie, could talk about her wood

Sip pop, can't even tip I can't help it, I stay in the stores Bitch, I be toying in Christian Diesel That is Ben featuring Ty Ty 41 Cal Rich, Jay Carter That shit is hard I love this song I absolutely love this song

When this song comes on in the strip club Just move Get out the fuck away Everybody act stupid. In New York. In New York. In New York, I'm saying. This is not your Atlanta in Miami.

I'm talking about in New York. Yes. Oh, my God. Tennessee got me bent, bitch. It is pretty interesting that New Yorkers picked up a British accent at some point. Bro. I thought I was listening to Baby Shark. Like, what the...

What? Nah, don't do that. Baby Shark is a slut. Baby Shark is a slut. We're not doing that. Yeah. You... What?

Record's hard, though. I'm with you. Ice Spice meets Craig David. Okay. Alright, man. I'm up. I'm going back to Philly again

I'm gonna play something Off of Meek's Heathenism EP This record is called Big Boy Yeah Anybody go against the gang It's real bad karma with them chops You there?

Chase! Whoa! Niggas know who run this city, I'm like, yeah, yeah Gave my sister plan, them A-mass cars was just on welfare My dog asked me to bring the AR out, and I'm like, hell yeah Y'all only be poppin' out of at the club cause y'all know 12 stands Still step on you like 12 stands I can't take no more

Catch a rabbit and snatch him out his juice cause I can't fake no more Riding with some shit on COD, can't even play no more You swing on me, my dog attack that switch so that it don't spray no more He into that I'm from Philly, back door, we get into that I will really whack you about that shit you said on the internet Richard Millie, right here in the trenches, where we sending at? He tried to cut through the alley And got smoked right where the fences at

They don't know where my mental at I think niggas think it's sweet Cause I've been giving back Call Cuzzle, take them rentals back Yeah, with them niggas that been popping All that big boy shit Bring a new AP on my wrist Know that's a big boy brick

Hundred rounds from out that chopper This a big boy stick Who want to go to war? Show way too much love to all these niggas I can't even show no more Put this bitch on 17 PJs, that ain't your hoe no more Send a blitz, them killers come with that switch so they can't blow no more Blur, blow it, yeah

Then I been like, fuck niggas, cause I don't trust niggas Cut them off, I don't fuck with them, must be a fuck nigga Big fan of men in trenches, feel like a truck nigga I can fuck free, but don't give a rat's cause I fuck with it Me and I in jewelry, I ride Louis, wear my dunce with it She act like a groupie, I get stupid on her, won't hit her I fear, no nigga, I'm here, four killers, no Tell her how I'm coming, it might be killing her, I'm four with her

She ain't telling that we fucking, she just tell her that I got more bitches More Glocks, more switches, trapping off her four listeners Yeah, any nigga don't want no war with us Puzzled up in the trench, I got that chop right by the store with us I get to locking in like I went broke when I need more millions More money, more killers, shit just make me more vicious I flew out on the one way, ain't been back, she on tour with us Yeah, where them niggas that been poppin' all that big boy shit?

Bring new AP on my wrist, know that's a big boy brick Runnin' round, swim out that chopper, that's a big boy stick Who wanna go to war? Show way too much love To all these niggas I can't even show no more Put this bitch on 17 PJ that ain't your hoe no more Sending blitz Them killers come with that switch

So they can't blow no more Blow it That was Big Boy Off of Meeks Hedonism EP Fire Very fire Very fire

That shit is tough I'm not sure where this gentleman is from this is I Am God and Clipto Blood Stained

let's fuck him up again Blood Stained Suede Suede your sleep boys got the hardest beat always yeah Your sleep always got the hardest beat Always Yeah Look, the diabolical, highly methodical

Erotic, psychotic, maniacal Flow undeniable, hypnotic Step in the vocal booth, spit the quotables that I jotted Give them to the masses in return for cash that I deposit Then reinvest it, don't bite my shit, it's poison, it's not to be ingested End up needing that E-emission, I'm the B-respected Heron flow, you need to inject it, fuck around and overdose Get found bleeding and breathless, fool for thought like I'm feeding them breakfast

They fiending for seconds with meager effort, I make it clear to see who the best is, I'm him Tell every nigga in your top five, you cock ride, they not live Disrespect will not slide, you'd fool if we do not vibe Long as I'm overlooked, niggas cannot thrive That go for rookies as well as the top guys Respect you like a stop sign, it's in the school zone With trail bots and you need to fall within the shells, poppin' and sail blockin' It's a dirty game

Niggas, I kill you cause you a worthy name Goof-ass rappers wanna play the trenches with dirty chains Quiet as kept, niggas, give me quiet respect I set fire to the mattress while niggas cry this year I'm a problem with no resolution Irreparable damage with no restitution Niggas is clowns but less amusing I'm the best including whoever, I'm too clever

I like them pretty and thick with a strong jawbone Like shorty true leather Niggas is clowns but less amusing I'm the best including whoever, I'm too clever I like em pretty and thick with a strong jawbone like shorty true leather A true stepper don't like em underage I'm no Hugh Hefner Niggas gas cause the flow electric like a new Tesla Too less to stress, niggas too extra, suplexed The shit about a you plus buddy, you nexta You besta step your demonstration up You in the field, you better lace em up

You shoulda been swallowed, bitch, bitch, you a wasting nut Coming through them blue legal tenders Till I got paper cuts, if I ain't in a guts La mama, give me your face, the fuck Bloodstains, I'm a plunkin' up Wait, I'm a motherfuckin' beast Don't you open up the cage For a minute, I've been soakin' up the game

From the windy city streets Where they open up your brain That was bloodstains, soakin' up the sway I'm a motherfuckin' beast Don where they open up your brain I was bloodstained, soaking up the sway And the motherfucking beast, don't you open up the cage For a minute I was soaking up the game From the windy city streets where they open up your brain I was bloodstained, swayed by I Am God and Clipto I just found him yesterday and I should talk

You've seen Shiggy, right? Yeah. You ain't seen the thing that Shiggy did? The 90s video? That's what my man sound like. That's what my man sound like. He was going crazy on there. Not to all of us.

He ain't worried. That was crazy. He was going crazy on there. Salute to him and Clipto, I believe he's the producer. Salute to both of them. He smoked that. Salute to him and Clipto, I believe he's the producer. Salute to both of them. He smoked that so much, I'd have added some guitars. But that was crazy. I'm going to Eric Bellinger.

The song is Writer's Block. It's he and Ty Dolla $ign. Let's see! You ice edge. If I'm writing about you, I never get writer's block Too many words in the world There's just too many words in the world There's just too many words in the world If I'm writing about you You are the perfect muse So I never get writer's block I never get writer's block You're a masterpiece conceptually

Body so inspiring I'm talking love and lust Like a present on a holiday Baby you're the perfect gift for me When we alone All the love that we make turn into a song Every album I create can never go wrong, it keeps going on and on But every number one, is my number one

If I'm writing about you, I never give writer's block Too many words in the world, there's just too many words in the world There's just too many words in the world And if I'm writing about truth You are the perfect news So I never get writer's block I never get writer's block I never get writer's block I got a confession You a classic like Thriller

And we be in harmony every four more, gotta feel ya You're mine, sweet lady Jumping head after head after head like Prince in the 80s When we alone, all the love that we made turned into one song Every album I create can never go wrong Just going on and on, behind every number one Is my number one If I'm writing about you, I'd never get right as black

How could I ever, girl, there's too many words in the world There's just too many words in the world There's just too many words in the world If I'm writing about truth You are the perfect you So I never get writer's block I never get writer's block No That's Eric Bellinger and Ty Dolla $ign, Writer's Block. I think they did Ty a little dirty on the EQ on that one. All right.

The record was great. Shout out to Eric Bellinger, friend of the show, friend of the show. Absolutely. Big Mel, I know you got a busy schedule. Sorry. Okay. Mine is Easy I know you got a busy schedule. Sorry. Okay. Mine is Easy to Love by Abby Osea. Okay.

Sounds like we're in the spot. Thank you. We can't wait and I'll hug you And by the time that we're ready I know You're holding me some way But it's no good for me No good for me Now you're not easy to love, easy to love It's no good for me, no good for me No you're not easy to love, easy to love

No you're not easy to love, easy to love No you're not easy to love, easy to love Cause you'll never be the one to show it Are we waiting in anger? Would you be all the pieces I need? You're holding me so You're so good for me Now we can't see any reason to call it over

And if I'm weak and I'm dreaming, I know You're holding me some way But it's not good for me Not good for me Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Let's go, guitar guy. Oh, you're not easy to love, easy to love Oh, you're not easy to love, easy to love Cause you'll never be the one to show it Yep, that's right when I would've told Parks to loop that up. Oh wait no, hold up, there is...

Yeah, you got that right. You got that right, and they know like I know. Yeah! What they talking about? Yeah, let him rock! Let him rock! Bill, oh my god. Oh my god. Slow stroking!

Slow stroke. Fucking in the rain. Foreplay in the car! Stop! That little... Yes! That's my bag. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I wanted a little more shredding, but hey, I'm not mad. They never do. Today, they don't. They only leave it for like 30, 40 seconds. He sounded like he could do it, though. No, that could have went extra three minutes. Whoever was playing. That's Joe Budden language.

An extra two minutes. I don't even need two minutes. I just want him to go crazy for at least the eight bars that he was giving. Who was that? Abby Osha? I don't know. Salute. Ooh is what I'm

saying. I can't deal with sexually active male sleepers. Because I meant to tell you I ain't gonna lie sexually active male sleepers. Because I meant to tell you, I ain't going to lie. I've been doing this all weekend. I ain't going to hold you. I ain't going to lie to you.

Look, you don't even know this song. No, it's Jay. You just be picking songs. No, it's Jay Nova. I've been doing this all weekend, right? I'm going to just let it get to the bridge, and then we can end this. We caught a vibe the other night when the hours turned to a day. Oh, I've been playing this by myself in the crib. to the bridge and then we can end this. Oh, I've been playing this by myself in the crib. On the bigs. Turning it up.

Cleaning. Master band. I play this shit just... Would you hear this little pre-hook right here? Little pre-chorus. She's just warming you up right now. Oh, key change. Hey, Uh-oh. Key change. Hey, God damn it.

Not yet. She's slow walking the dog. Slow walk the dog for me. Give it to me. Dramatic entry. Oh, no. It's over. It's over.

I came. We finished. We done. Sorry, turn it over. I came. We finished. We done. So I turned it off. I've been doing that. Hey, big dog. Listen now. That's been happening all week in that month.

That shit be getting blazed. And my shit with no girl around. Shit be just getting me in touch with my feelings about things. Making me see things from a just brighter perspective. Should have been fucking hitting the spirit. Hey man. Let me see.

Spell ascension again. A-S-C. There's a C somewhere. It's the C after the S is what happened. It's the C after the S. Just happened. It's the C after the S. I'm just typing Maxwell. It's like I feel five here, nigga.

A-S-C-E-N. Finish it, nigga. S-I-O-U-N. I ain't know you at the end of Ascension. I don't like it. Oh, I don't like it. It's tough. It's tough, I'm telling you. You can I don't like it. Oh, I don't like it. It's tough. I'm telling you.

You can't do math and spell. Yeah, you can't be great and have hoodies and fuck great, be a sniper. You can't do all that shit. How much of the total package you want, Ish? Honestly. You know what I'm asking? Ish, Ish, don't. Hey It's Yo

What the hell is wrong with you Oh shit What No They sound like a dog moaning Oh It's fucked up Nigga

Just for shits and giggles Cause Mel is leaving us Friday She'll be here Friday For a full work day though Full work day Just for shits and giggles Cause Mel is leaving us Friday She'll be here Friday For a full work day though Full work day Full work day Not like the shit she's pulling today

Not today This shit she pulling I got movie press Like I give a fuck about that But go ahead cook Go ahead Go ahead I'm the nicest guy ever yo

Tell the truth You are Tell the truth You are But because Mel is leaving Just for shits and giggles, Mel. Yes.

Did she bring us some food that she cooked? Who's the biggest sniper in this room? I feel like you're all snipers in different ways. I feel like you're all snipers in different ways. I feel like everybody has a completely different approach, so it would be like comparing apples to oranges

kind of thing. I'm not a sniper, Mel. But were you in your, before your girl? Give me paradise. your, you know, before your girl? What a pod today. What a pod. What a pod. You know what I mean? Just let you get the last word, girl.

You got it, girl. We are moving on. If you don't move it, I'll see you. Yo, hopefully y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you, man. Again, shout out to the Patronis, all the subgroups out there, all the fans. None of this is possible without y'all. Thank you. So let's make this one last eight. And lastly, the baddies are insecure.

The stagnant women want to travel. And the closed-minded women would like you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol. You might need it. Remember to stay clear of the snipers out there. It's a dangerous game and it gets cold outside. You know what I mean? Hopefully everybody has an amazing rest of the week.

Hey. You don't even dance with the one night stand girls when this come on. You dance with somebody you might see a future with for like two months. No, not a one night stand. If I dance to you while this is on

I need at least a little four or five month stretch Before we end things Hey Light FM vibes out there Feeling good, feeling great Positive vibrations and frequencies for all Stay sucker free Feeling good, feeling great, positive vibrations and frequencies for all. Stay sucker free.

Stay away from mess and do your best to mind your business. This moment. Wait a minute. Y'all stop hitting the fucking DJ booth, man. Stop bumping the fucking table. Yeah, I need to see Maxwell versus Joe Thomas. I do. I got to see it.

I got to see Maxwell. Versus Joe? Joe. You said Joe Thomas. I do. I got to see it. I got to see Maxwell. Versus Joe? Joe. You said Joe Thomas. Because that's his name. Oh, shit. I didn't know. Well, you know him as Joe. Like everybody else.

Zach, that's what I'm saying. Okay, well, shit. Sorry. Personal friend here. Smell you. Hey. Tell all your little old crushes don't be talking about

what we talk about on this podcast. Mind they fucking business. Yes. Text that shit to you, but keep our names out of that shit. Keep it clean. He didn't even say me. He said Ish. He said Ish. Because I wasn't here that day.

He did say you. Shout him out. Shout to winky right Good times man Good times It's like I wasn't even here man Everybody was so loose Everybody was so loose

So fluid boss Mel's so happy this part is ending So she can stop sitting like this So fluid, boss. Mel's so happy this part is in there so she can stop sitting like this. My skirt is tight. I know. Let that thing breathe, girl. I told you. Every time you come in with your little Boy Scout skirts.

You know what I mean? Girl Scout cookie skirts. Go ahead, let it breathe. It's so tight as fuck. I know. I know. You be doing it. Your ex said he watching or your crush said he watching. Oh, my God. And you hit him today. It's all so oppressive. You hit him like a goof, though. That's the part I had to I know. You be doing it. Your ex said he watching or your crush said he watching and you hit him too.

It's all so oppressive. You hit him like a goof though. That's the part I had to go, hey. Talk to what you're talking about. Don't know if this is still your number. You came up on the podcast. You came up today.

I brought you up because one of my co-hosts That is so not what happened. said such and such. So I was saying such and such. Here's the link. Here's the link. So not what happened. One of my co-hosts said such and such, so I was saying such and such and such. Here's the link. Here's the link.

Screen recording. Screen recording. I was shooting you back. Here's the Patreon screen video recording. I hope all is well. Hope you and her are happy. Heart, heart, heart, heart. Hope you and her are still doing great as always. Tell Melinda I said

I hate this voice you're using. I fucking hate it. It's always Melinda that ended the sniper's run. Tell Melinda I said hope you and the kids are great. You guys everything see you soon hopefully. Then she let a couple minutes

pass, popped back in. Do you remember that time? Do you remember that time that we went to the picnic together? Shut up. We had so much fun. That song just came on and it reminded me. Here's the link to the song. Made you a playlist.

Oh, no. Wait, she said the man links to do. Here, remember this song? made you a playlist oh no wait she's sending man links to do here remember this song this is what we first did to bumper cars together

when you took me to the carnival and you throw a picture in there that you did it by mistake on purpose I didn't mean to send this to you fuck all y'all

do you remember my homegirl Samantha I introduced you to my they just, Samantha? Would you shut up? I don't even speak to her anymore. You'll never believe what she did. Let me tell you. I hate him.

You won't believe what she did. How's your mom? I always liked her. Tell your mom. Oh, my God. I saw your little sister the other day. You'll never guess. So big. You'll never guess who I bumped into. Oh, my God. I saw your little sister the other day. You'll never guess. So big. You'll never guess who I bumped into.

Oh, my God. That little angel. How's he doing in school? Is Tim in college yet? I know last time I spoke to you, he was getting ready to go to college. Would you wrap it up? He was getting ready to go to college. No, fuck.

It's too far. No, no. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't.. No, fuck. No, it's too far. No, no, he can't. He can't. He can't go. And then the last time I see you, he was getting ready to go. You still living the same cul-de-sac? I was jogging by the river. And I had to stop.

Do you remember that one time when we were jogging together? I just had to stop and talk to you, and then that bird landed right in my face. We both looked at each other in the eyes and said, oh, my God, how could that bird land right there? Like right by our feet. You know, birds never do that. But this one came so close. And remember, we used to feed them bread at the Central Park. Oh, shit.

That was funny. I just came from Houston. Oh, Jesus Christ. Let you fucking drop. I just came from Houston. Remember when you played against the Texans? Remember when you played against Houston? And I came to the game and I had all my Oilers jerseys.

It was the Oilers back then. Oh, yo. Oh, shit. It was a war. Me and Warren. Me and Warren. They was the Oilers. And I had my Oilers jersey on again.

Oh, we had to, we have to have so much fun. Fuck all y'all. I know you didn't ask, but I'm still single. That's not sensible. No, man, I just haven't found that. Just been waiting.

Would you play the fucking rest of the drops? Why would I settle? Working on me? Yeah, just making sure I got back right just in case the right one comes along. They always do that little cliffhanger. Make sure the right one comes along. And then came you. You sound like Cartman. Enough of that D. Pass the fucking ball. I'll be around this weekend. Broke ass. J-B-P, J-B-P, where would you be without the J-B-P?

I'll be around this weekend. Fuck off. I don't know if you're doing anything this weekend, but I'll be around free on standby just waiting. Anytime you're free. If you're free, I can get free. No, we were going up Tuesdays and Fridays. The rest of the whole, I'm free.

Anything you want to do. You want to get a salad? No, sir. Oh, shit. You said anything. You want to get a salad?