The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 713 | "Troglodyte"

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

Melyssa Ford returns to her seat as the Bionic Six starts with discussing Jerrod Carmichael’s new HBO reality show (23:39) before turning to Drake’s IG post of Joe over the weekend (46:34). The internet then reacted to Joe’s Sexyy Red take from an old podcast (57:50), Iowa tops LSU in the women’s basketball Elite 8 (1:02:48), and the JBP compliments Nicki Minaj’s tour (1:15:55). Also, the first week sales are in for Beyoncé as well as Future & Metro Boomin (1:18:20), Lizzo is retiring (1:22:18), Pharrell & Chad Hugo are beefing over the rights to ‘The Neptunes’ (1:38:32), the impact of Kendrick’s ‘Like That’ verse continues (2:03:58), Part of the Show (2:39:33), and much more!   Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Omah Lay - “soso” Ice | Ryan Trey - “RIDIN 4 U” Parks | Roc Marciano (feat. Knowledge the Pirate & GREA8GAWD) - “Larry Bird” Ish | JoJo - “Dissolve”  Melyssa | Lianne La Havas - “Bittersweet” QueenzFlip | Cash Cobain & Bay Swag - “Fisherrr” 

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and start a love train. Hey. Join hands. Let's join hands. Let's join hands. Pulled your pen out. Let's join hands. You changed the lyrics, huh?

Yeah, yeah. You see that, right? You saw? Ish. Grab Flip's hand. Join hands. Come on. Let's join hands. You changed lyrics, huh? Yeah, yeah. You see that, right? You saw it. Ish. Grab Flip's hand. Join hands. Come on. Okay.

Love train. Look at him. Love train. Come on. Come on. You don't even hold a hand. He did it, nigga. I'm following his lead.

Okay, so hold his hand. You don't even know what you're talking about. There you go. There you go. You don't even know what you're talking about. Come on now. Okay. You think holding hands is...

Oh, shit. I thought you said you were... Why do you trick us? Let's look at what you said in the lyrics That wasn't my lyric Whose lyric was it? I'm not snitching, I ain't a rat That was someone's lyric here

But we'll see if they Man enough to get it off during the show We'll see Who's man enough to get it off during the show who's man enough to do what hmm and I assume that he will be man enough pause was going in the spot the other night bumping the good brother ice day just snitched Wow but before I got there little dry but. But before I got there. It's a little dry, but yeah. But before I got there, before I turned the corner, it was like five diesel Newark Muslims with beards. Okay.

The homies? I didn't know that they was the homies. I thought I might have to get it on. I don't know what I said. I thought I might have have to get it on. I don't know. I don't know what I said. I thought I might have had to get it on. And then I turned the corner and seen Ice. You got to see your friends outside of you. And you let out a sigh of relief?

No. Because I didn't know that Ice was with these brothers. When I see Ice, Ice is with Ice. True. But when I saw Ice, I said, everyone stop. And all the niggas stopped and surrounded me. Oh, shit.

All right, baby. Ice is got this. It's a storyteller. And they greeted me. And I introduced myself humbly. And then Ice said, I'm getting out of here. And he left

with the five big Muslim niggas. I said, holy shit. The Hijra is a lamb? Ice is a fucking new, why didn't I ever piece this together before? Ice is a Newark Muslim. See the beard?

No, no, no. Ice is just shorter and less diesler than I'm used to the Newark. The Newark niggas out there, y'all know what I'm talking about. Y'all know the type, the profile I'm talking about

with the diesel beard and Muslim niggas. I never knew Ice was with them. That nigga said everybody stop. It makes sense? Makes sense. I said, oh shit, Ice is in a game. Oh shit. Don't tell him that he eat pork.

He eat that on the sneaks. It's snitching the gifts. You see this, this is a snitching pod today. I guess so. Polka Dot Princess is back. Big Shirell. Big Shirell. I watched the movie, man.

I watched the movie. Mel, I'm going to need you to do more movies. This was one of the most entertaining Saturday afternoons I had in a long time. Oh, well, thank you. No one else watched? I didn't see it yet. I didn't see it. I didn't see it yet. Oh, well, thank you. No one else watched? I didn't see it yet. I didn't see it. I didn't see it yet.

Classic cinema right there, boy. Thank you. Classic cinema. You did great. Thank you. I'll score it. Stop it. Classic cinema.

It's Lifetime, okay? It's Lifetime. What's the Lifetime movie awards called? That's a weird way to say I miss you. Yeah. Just say, sure. That's a weird way to say I miss you. Sure.

Sure. Sure. Sure. Weird. Sure. Weirdest niggas on the planet. When did you hear that? Eye contact. Everybody else gave me a hug, even though there was space in between the hug. It was hugs in the nevertheless. Yeah, there's a lot of shit going on up here.

I saw. I told Mel, hey, Mel, back up, lean in. We got our shit off while you was gone. We got our shit off right quick. We got it all crazy. Yeah. Still feel like a nigga out here. I got to tell you how Mel stunted on me the other day too though I swear I told you I was telling it was the snitch pod right it is

now it is morning phone with my sister talking real quick she goes hold on one second Okay, well. Now it is. For real. Morning phone with my sister. Talking real quick. She goes, hold on one second. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, I'll be on set in three minutes. I said, yo, you did not call me from the set just to stunt.

Well, I'm in my trailer and they're knocking. I said, yo, fam, get off my phone. You didn't have to do that. You could have called me afterwards. You had to stunt, though, from the set. No, not at all. I just had like a really quick question. I thought I had like

maybe 15 minutes in the trailer, but no, they needed me. Is this a Lifetime movie that you shot again? It is. I can't fucking wait. I can't fucking wait.

She in that Lifetime 360. That is a Lifetime. They are, they like your girl. I was tight at the beginning when the fire wasn't real. What? Anyway.

We had a, we had a certain budget. All right, lifetime. They had the fire budget? It was, it was real fire. There was some real fire.

There was some real fire. The fire I started was real. Yeah, yeah, that one was real. Okay. You did a great job. Thank you.

You started a fire? She had the 720, Nick. Hey, boy, that one was real. You did a great job. Thank you. You started a fire? She in the 720, nigga. Hey, before you, just hold up real quick before y'all get down. Welcome back. Thank you.

All right, Lifetime, that's two. That's two. Pick up the phone. Should have made a phone call. Holla. All right. Oh, you want to be in one too? I think you would kill

in a Lifetime movie, bro. We ain't going to keep getting these mumps off. Lifetime. It's facts. I'm joking. I'm so happy to have you back. Thank you. I'm very glad to be back.

And I'm sure I speak for all of us. You do. Sure. Sure. All right, so what are we doing? This is Snitchcast, Honestcast. Somewhere in between. I'm still talking the truth, so.

Politically correct cast. All of the above. All of the above. Scared to shoot at any of your co-hosts' casts because your co-hosts might get sensitive or fry you up in return. Stay out of your co-host's way, this cast, this podcast. Or if you got something to say, you will say it. Of course. All right.

All of us will say it. Are you looking at me to say you will say it of course alright all of us will say it huh are you looking at me to say something to start it off no I'm singing Meek Mill lyrics in my head scared money don't make no money

I'm singing DMX in my head all fucking week you been talking about that drive by and all you did was drive by he ain't did nothing but drive-by. That's all he did.

I forgot he did. Wait, hold on. I forgot that nigga said that. You shooting at me? I just wanted to be mindful. Nigga, I'm quoting a lyric that I'm hearing. But you quoted a lyric while he was shooting at me, so you hopped in the car with him.

I didn't know he was shooting at you. Okay, let's be mindful. Nervous Purvis. You look a little shaky. I sent you the text. That's my man. Solid. Like, Fortnite. Dog, open it up. You can go. Uh-oh. Nervous Purvis You look a little shaky I sent you the text That's my man Solid Like

Fortnite Dog Open it up You can go Okay I'm telling you When you go I'm going

And I'm gonna go for months Go Dance Okay So I came in here And told Ish We were talking about

Me being Can I say the word? Mm-hmm They were Accusing me Or the fans were saying That I was homophobic. I said, no, I hang out with people.

I started to name people that I hang out with. Ish said over there, you sound like the person that says I have 17 black friends. So my reply to him is like, you're saying that because you like the transgender's post. That's what I said to my brother. So he said, I don't know what you're referring to I said no you did It's all over the internet, and you did I said my brother to text and obviously I know that it was you know Shot he told me if you do this. I'm a shooter you for month. You'd be doing goofy shot I could let him tell it tell it yeah the people waiting for you. They want to hear from you daddy ish

You just want to make a moment. I ain't going to feed into it. There we go. Just know I'm on your ass with no... All right. There we go. So if I did like a transgender's post, all right, I like it. Was it intentional? No, I don't know that the person is transgender, evidently.

Exactly. All right, so... And I support you. I support you on whatever it is. You made a deal, a big deal out of it. I didn't, no. It ain't work, though. No, I support you with any ventures.

I got it. Why? It's not a venture. Yeah. Just like the picture. That's not a venture. You got it. Maybe it's a nice picture.

Yeah, it's a nice picture. No. Welcome to episode. Game was done on the first slide. I ain't even know what was going on until I got to the fucking high school reunion pic. I hate when they on Instagram want to show me their day before pics. Maybe a chick that's fine as hell want to show me when she was 500 pounds. Look at my journey.

No. You clearly didn't want to look at it neither. So what the fuck is going on I didn't pay no mind to the ish bowls because I intentionally like transgender uh uh friends of mine photos on Instagram somebody is sitting at home looking at what the fuck people like that's some nutty shit get a life nigga they selling them at Walmart they don't they cheat go buy a fucking life how do you know what some stranger that don't know you is liking or disliking on the internet it's weird

like when the niggas unfollow a celebrity and they know that that's some nutty shit to me this was a fun topic Really brought the joy into being a father. Same petty, but no matter how much I love you, if I'm trying to show you a movie that's amazing and you get up to go to the bathroom and I offer to pause it so you don't miss nothing, and you decline. Don't come back and ask me shit. I hope you die in the fucking bathroom. I do.

I feel betrayed. Sitting here for 45 minutes being fake as hell. Pretending to love something I love. Like we don't got two iPads and another TV, we could watch separate shit. This my samety, but... The same way with lyrics, too, though. I'm the same. When you put it on a song for someone,

you gotta listen to what they said. And they don't listen to what they said? I'm tight. I will bring this motherfucker back. Ten times. All right, y'all. I waited all month. I want to dedicate this episode to Big M4.

She's back. The return of Sleeper Queen. Canada's finest. Colin's finest. Lifetime's finest. Come on who they think they've been dealing with big Shirelle big Shirelle in the building huh so happy for y'all to be here with us today man feeling good feeling great blessed blessed beyond belief I order sweet smell of perfume on the couch since yes no flip don't wear

cologne what cologne you wear Egyptian oil Hold on. Oh. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not shooting. I swear to God. I'm not shooting. I'm not shooting.

I swear to God. Since you got blue nylon. I wear a old spice body spray. No, no, no. I got too much money to do that. Okay. All right. Okay.

You tried everything. No, bro. What's up? Talk that money talk to these niggas. Big wins. I'm too rich for the old spice. Hey. I'm starting.

Starting like my daddy. You want me to say that? I ain't your daddy, nigga. You can talk about it. You can't go belittling him, Sam. Hey, I'm starting, starting like my daddy Oh yeah, y'all may know I come alive when it's raining outside Feeling good, feeling great, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome Tell me what you say now Tell me what you say, come again If you cannot stay down Then you do not have to pretend Shout out to all the DJs out there that do know this is a club record. I said I'd never let you in.

This is not a sad song. This is how you identify the sad hoes in the club. It go. Shout to wherever you might be listening from, whoever you might be listening with. And although it hurts, I know. Shout out to the nine to fiveers out there, the entrepreneurs, scammers, and drug dealers. The host and hostesses out there.

Echo. I don't need you. I don't need you. I don't need you. I don't need you. But I love you. I don't mean to. I don't mean to, I don't mean to, I don't mean to But I love

Hold up, I see him getting sad I see him getting sad out there Hold up, let me cut it off I see him getting sad out there, man I got y'all That's a good sad I got y'all, man That's good sad. I got y'all, man. That's that good sad.

Too much reminiscing going on out there. That's definitely good sad. What? When you're not sad, but the music made you sad or something? Yeah, that's lit. It's part, it's part, it's part, it's part, it's part, it's part. Some white shit. That's emo shit.

Emo knows no color. Uh, it's emo shit. Emo knows no color. Flip and Mal. Mal. What episode is this? 713. All right.

Welcome to episode 713 of the Joe Budden Podcast presented by PrizePix. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored. So happy to be here. Host Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people to my right. You fucking guessed it. The woman who needs no introduction. At all. Big Melissa Ford, big M4s in the building. Hooty hoo.

Welcome back. Fresh off the movie set. Longer roles, thicker scripts, more lines, huh? Welcome back. How you feeling, Mel? Thank you. I'm feeling so great. I'm so happy to be back with you guys.

I really am. Did you miss us? I really did. I really did. I've spent the last two weeks in a dusty, dirty, drafty, freezing cold warehouse playing a kidnap victim. Oh, shit. I was going to ask what the genre was, but you got right to it.

Thriller. Thriller. Yeah, this time it's thriller. I'm excited. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, I'm dying to see you get kidnapped. Any exciting co-stars?

I'm gonna leave everything else a surprise. OK. But there was a stunt coordinator on set, so I do some stunts. All right, Big Wayne. Yeah. OK. Big Wayne is back.

Not way. I Wade is back. Not Wade. I wasn't stretching. Shout out to Wade 2 Salute. I'm coming up there, nigga. Did they bring back the husband guy? I hope they didn't bring back the husband guy.

No, no, no. Totally, completely different cast, completely different production company. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, yeah. But I'm glad to be back.

We're glad you're back. I miss you guys. We're great. Great to have you back. And thank you for lunch last time. Oh, yeah, we, cool. Yeah, yeah. But I'm glad to be back. We're glad you're back. I miss you guys. We're great. Great to have you back. And thank you for lunch last time. Oh, you're welcome. Oh, yeah, we appreciate that. You guys killed that shit.

Looked like you licked the fucking pans. Okay. All right. I mean, in a good way. Weird way to say you're welcome. No, I'm glad. I'm glad. I was happy that you guys liked everything.

All right. Because I threw in like a little remix there with the Rasta Pasta. Yeah. Mm. Yeah? It was good. It was good. It was good. Thank you. Flip is in the building.

What's up, Flip? How you feeling? You good? Feels good to be back. Feels good to be back. Yes, yes. Where'd you go? Just be back.

He was here. Yeah, man, please. Man. Chris is here. Ice is here. Parks is here. Poe is here. Corey's here.

Pop is here. Moe is here. Erickson is here. And that's gang How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling? Feeling great What's on your minds

Hearts and souls Come on Talk to me Hey man For one I wanted to come in here And say Enough is enough

I think it's time I think it should have Been happened But we gotta be done With April Fool's Day I'm with you I'm with you This is

Like y'all not even being Original no more April Fool's Day is stupid Yeah, it has to go. I don't know how I Used to be a class clown. I used to like that shit. I used to I used to look forward to it But now it's the same things over like you can read through the bullshit now Usually I could get caught up with April Fool's Day. Oh shit. Oh fuck. I forgot what today is now Everything was just yeah, I'm not even trying if If you were a bad kid, you'd love April Fool's Day. And as a bad adult, I love April Fool's Day.

I said, keep it. I want to keep it. I want to play pranks on niggas. So what did you do? What did you do? Nothing. I thought about it. I thought it was all a mental.

It's outdated. It is. I thought about playing pranks on Ish. You, I thought about, you know, but it don't work with y'all niggas. Y'all niggas don't care that much. I feel like with the internet, too, like in social media, there's so much April Fool's every day that happens that we don't need a day. True, that's funny.

Yeah, true. That's right, Pops. You're a fool. And I knew that the Eagles didn't trade Devontae Smith to the Cowboys. Yeah, like I knew that Steelers didn't trade for Justin Jefferson. Like, we know that. I got it. Yeah, they bugged out.

Let's see what you're saying. The sports pages, all y'all fake woes, y'all be bugging out. Funny is one, I did see one that was funny, though. DDG said, I ain't going to play the April Fool's Day. I played last year because last year he played like his girl was pregnant and she ended up pregnant. So he was like, I'm not even going to play with y'all this year. That was a good one.

All right. Some DDG news. Thanks. I was wondering. Who DDG is? Know what he was up to. Know what he was up to. How he celebrated his day for her.

I wouldn't make that joke again, DDG. That's it. And Easter, too, is under review. It's April Fool's and Easter. Well, I feel like Christians might take that up with you. I don't know. Maybe. Biden changed Easter?

He didn't change Easter. He changed March 31st. Okay. What just so happens this year was Easter. To fall on Easter. So, wait, there's no more March 31st? No, March 31st is now Transgender Visibility Day. Oh, okay.

Salute. See, that's another reason. Yeah, I get it. Listen, I'm all for the movement. I'm all for the movement and support. There's some metaphors in there. I'm just leaving them alone. Leaving them alone.

Salute to all those that celebrate. Hey, Easter gotta go. I'm tired of them stupid-ass peak marshmallows. I hate them. I used to be forced to eat them as a child. I went inside Walmart, and I almost threw the rack down. So that's, I'm just, Easter has to go. They not paying eggs no more.

Y'all can't afford eggs no more. To throw them away? To hide them? Yeah. Y'all not't afford eggs no more. To hide them? Y'all not doing the fly Easter egg hunt? The kids don't dress up for Easter no more? No, the kids don't dress up. The kids don't go outside.

The kids not going to church. They talk back to their parents like they take a stand at 11. No! I'm not going. I have agency I have feelings. I'm not going. I have agency over my choices. I'm not going. Yeah, all of that bullshit.

Hey, yo, Joe, when you was younger... I didn't even know that Easter was a Christian thing. What you thought it was? It's interesting. Yeah.

Listen, my dad is here, so I can just look over and ask him, Mommy was Christian? My barber asked me that the other day. Yo, your mom's Christian? Nope. You said no?

Yes. Yeah, nigga. You know what Christian mean, right? What does it mean? Follower of Christ. Yeah. Enough. Don't start with me. How you don't know your mother's religion? Don't start with me. And I'm not talking about my mom's religion anymore. Hey, whatever.

Mom used to give me a little fly outfit with a blazer And we used to go to church That's what I know And I used to do Easter egg hunts All of that That should change And I don't want to hear about Easter from a Muslim I'm not Muslim

So did you celebrate? What? Easter? No nigga Well did you do any Easter eggs for your daughter? My daughter is 18 months old. So? She can run around and look for some painted eggs and stuff?

No. Okay. No. Damn, you Scrooge. Shit. He's like a real man of potting. Yeah. I agree with him.

This nigga is. Joy killer. For real. Of my joy. Forget his daughter. The rest of y'all didn't dress your kids up and do that? No eggs? No chocolate bunnies?

I got my daughter an Easter basket. Joy man. There you go. I got my son something for Easter. No, did you do that Easter outfit? No, nigga. Oh, gotcha. Billy had eggs in my house. We did Easter egg hunt, but it was earlier in the week. Oh, okay.

So tell me the correlation between Easter and a bunny. Capitalism. Yeah. Yeah, probably so. I can't. I don't know the connection. That is it. That's it.

We need a mascot. I want to hear from Christian. The egg represents rebirth. Yo, stop. All right. All right, moving from Christians. The egg represents rebirth. Yo, stop. All right. All right, moving right along. Moving right along. If somebody can tell us the answer.

Happy Easter to those who celebrate. Happy Easter to all. And Good Friday. What happened? What was Good Friday? Were you the only fish that day? Good Friday was Friday. Every Friday is good.

No. Friday before Easter. You mean what it means? No, no, no. Let's move on. Give me music, anything music related. Give me Beyonce's country album.

Give me anything. Rest in peace, Vontae Davis. Oh, man. I want to start here. Really unfortunate news, 35 years old. Way too young.

Man. Yeah. He was a hell of a football player. Yes, he was. Yes, he was. Gone too soon. Rest in peace, rest in peace, Vontae Davis. And he had the most epic of a football player. Yes, he was. Yes, he was. Was. Gone too soon. Rest in peace. Rest in peace, Vaunte Davis.

And he had the most epic retirement of all time. Facts. In the locker room. Mid-game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm done. I'm out of here. Really?

Yeah. Why? He was done. He was done. I'm finished. Yeah. It was halftime, right? Yeah, it was halftime.

Halftime. He said, it's a young man's game. I'm done. Yo, I'm out. I'm going home. Y'all got it. That is epic. Walk in there and start taking that shit off. No, I'm out. Going home. Y'all got it. That is epic. Walk in there and start taking that shit off.

No, I'm out. Because usually they have to be pushed out into the pasture. Yeah. How do you know? Trust me, I know. Been around. I've had to experience this shit. But the people that don't trust you, how would they know that you know?

Because I've been with a motherfucker that had to be pushed out into the pasture. It was awful. Been around. Shut the fuck up. Hey! I'll fuck you up. Oh, shit. It falls back.

Okay, so what's important? I want to start with Jared Carmichael. Okay. I saw the clip that went around. Interesting place to start, I know. Different from our normal start. But worthy of a start, nonetheless.

Jared Carmichael, the comedian, has a show on HBO called The Jared Carmichael Show. Only one episode is out. All of the clips going around are of him kicking it to Tyler, the creator. And that's the hot topic of the show. But let me tell you, it's way more awkward watching it on the show. This is his version of the Truman Show. Okay. So he is just putting a camera places that normally wouldn't have a camera.

And this is phase two of him coming out I feel like he came out the closet last spring or the spring before that two years ago you know his career seemed like it was on the up and up and then he came out and then he had words with Dave Chappelle which can't be the greatest in comedy land and now there there's this show where the thumbnail, the picture of the show is him in his drawers. Right? The show comes on and he's a thot.

I mean, there's no other way. This nigga's a thot. He's on there just professing his love to, I mean, his lover. His lover comes on. Well, who I thought was his lover. They seem loverish. And tall white dude with a mask on and goggles. And he's basically saying, yo, what the fuck are these cameras? I don't want to be on these cameras. What are you doing? Like, there's a difference between public, private, and this kind of just exploitation that you're doing. Are you thinking about how this affects the people that love you,

the people that are in your life, the other people participating in this show? And that seems genuine or scripted? No, no, no. There's nothing that seems scripted on this show. What do I do? Yes. There's absolutely nothing that seems scripted. It didn't come off as a comedy to me, and I couldn't cut it off.

This is the Truman Show version of like Pose. Okay. Let's get, this is the, what's that other gay show? Not Pose, the other one, P-Valley. Oh. It's like the Truman Show version. Go ahead. P-Valley's not a gay show. It has elements. We'll go ahead. P-Valley's Oh. It's like the Truman Show version. Go ahead, though. P-Valley's not a gay show.

It has elements. Go ahead. P-Valley's a gay show. Okay. Yeah, this was... He asked Tyler, the creator, to go to the Emmys with him. Okay.

He texts that. Okay. And kind of in his confessional, he's telling the audience about how, you know, he fell in love with his best friend. So he texts him and asked him to go to the Emmys. And Tyler's response was, ha, ha, ha, ha, you stupid bitch.

So did Tyler. And he was pretty hurt by that. So we hit him again like, hey, I think we should have a conversation so Tyler comes over and they start filming filming the conversation but it looked like you know Truman show it looked like y'all taping some shit y'all ain't supposed to tape

Tyler's sitting there and he gaslit his gay it was the greatest thing to watch as a former gaslighter Tyler's gaslight is Okay. Different. And Tyler's like, yeah, man, I just didn't think that that one sentence would cause such a big rift between us. It's like, I'm busy. I can't go to the Emmys with you. And that's that. But Gerard Carmichael is sitting there.

All y'all done dumped a girl before. So he's sitting there with the gay nigga got dumped face. Oh, shit. By a man who I'm not even certain Tyler's come out the closet. So there's like this innuendo. And Gerard's got a boyfriend. Yeah. This nigga's a bird.

This nigga's a thot. He just trying to kick it. Well, fall in love. He loved Tyler. And Tyler just dubbed him, ordered some food, said, hey, man, we done. Are you good? Like, anything straight?

And then everybody was sad for Jared Carmichael and there's only one episode so far only one episode out you gotta watch it I wanna watch it what was it on

HBO it's on HBO you won't be able to turn it off I wish that y'all saw it so we could converse about it deep dive on it

I think that might be it where do y'all where do y'all think where do you think where do you think what do you think this type of show does for Jared Carmichael's comedy career

well you said this is not comedy though right no this wasn't comedy so maybe he's pivoting you don't think that it's I haven't seen it didn't he just have

a show though called the Jared Carmichael show that was a comedy That was a comedy. That was a comedy show. That was a really good show. I remember that show. It had one season, right? I never watched The Jared Carmichael Show.

I'm saying he had a show like a year or two ago called The Jared Carmichael Show. He did. And it was like a comedy-esque sitcom. Like, he had a sitcom. Since he's come out, he was like budding. He was had a sitcom. Since he's come out, he was like budding.

He was on the rise. It does seem like, to answer your question, it does seem like this is a hard left, full-fledged, I am embracing who I am and I'm not only embracing it,

I'm advertising it, I'm making it a part of my thing no matter how I'm looked at in comedy. It does appear that way. I think there could be value in making a behind-the-scenes show for his comedy career, potentially. I don't know where asking your friends out on dates is going to help,

although that sounds like a funny premise, potentially. I haven't seen it, but it's giving me like Curb Your Enthusiasm vibes maybe? No. It's giving me Desperation vibes. No and don't say nothing about Curbs in this conversation. Curb. Or that. Don't say nothing that rhyme with Curb. Okay.

Sorry. Don't say that. He don't say he's soft launching anything anywhere. Certain terms we're gonna leave out of this conversation uh he what do y'all think about him trying to fuck tyler well i mean tyler didn't he have like i don't know like i don't know it's hard to believe what anybody says let me ask you this do you think he fucked Tyler? Based on what you just described, he's basically saying,

yo, fam, we have a certain level of relationship. We have a certain level of rapport. And I feel like you shitting on me. See, this is where I don't want to get too far down the rabbit hole. Because when I opened up my phone, they was talking about Tyler dubbed him because Tyler only liked white boys. See, the thing with Tyler is you don't fucking know. That don't say that Jared might not have beat before,

but on the show, Jared seems to be the, Gerard seems to be the one that's the damn, Gerard is the one that is laying his head on Tyler's shoulder. Okay. Like, he seems like the- He's the feminine. The feminine?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, and the... He's the femme. The feminine? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, and Tyler's last album was too hard for him to be the... Hey, if DJ Drama's screaming

all over the house, then the other guy's the femme. No. But he was a tall femme. My nigga. Y'all not gonna tell me. We can move on and find something that y'all would like to talk about. We've all been in relationships before

We don't feel like fucking with the person no more And you trying to let them down easy Because you fuck with them But you don't want to fuck with them in that capacity And that's the direction you go You brush it off You ha ha ha You so funny girl

You don't really want to I want to indulge in correlation I don't want to be an asshole cause we fly and going to the Emmys is a big fucking deal it's a red carpet

like so if I don't want to present with you then yeah see that's what I want to talk about right if I never came out as gay or bi

cause I don't know Tyler Tyler play so much you don't know that's what I'm saying he play he done said things him and

Frank Ocean I feel like there need to be certain gay by unwritten rules if i never came out and my friend who i might have fucked came out then don't be publicly trying to court me and bag me word don't invite me to the emmys like you blowing the spot up actually but tyler's gone on stage and said yo jaden Jaden Smith is my boyfriend. Or some shit like that. Yeah. Issue before.

Dog. I might, he might like him in a way that we play like that the same way we'll play with certain girls that we won't play with the other ones that we don't really fuck with like that. Him saying, him playing with, what's the kid's name? Jaden Smith. Him playing with Jaden Smith don't necessarily mean I got to play with Jared Carmichael like that. No, you're right, but you're saying if you come out, Yo, Tyler ordered some food in the middle of them niggas

having the heart-to-heart talk. Gerard said, oh, I forgot you ordered some food. Because Tyler waved the waitress in, brought in some burgers and shit. Gerard said, oh, I forgot you ordered some food right now. I'm trying to be dismissive. I'm trying to be dismissive. You not letting me be dismissive. I'm trying not to hurt your feelings.

The same way we've let girls down before, or a girl might have let us down, but she want to keep the friendship open. That's what that is. We don't want to have. We can't eat in the girl's face. We can't eat a burger and fries while she's professing her fucking love, dog. Nigga, sometimes. Who the fuck can't?

Who can't? Nick high up, dog. Nigga's don't want to be too emotional. I think y'all are front. You front. Dog, that's when you really trying to show her like, yo. You are definitely front. It's just cool vibes.

Me and you done had the crying damsel in front of us saying, oh, my God, I will do anything in the world to be with you. How can I make this right? Oh, I want you. Why are you acting funny to me? You can't eat fucking french fries in her face. Stay right there. Answer me first. Now, I'm about to answer you.

It's awkward. One, they being filmed. This nigga's a megastar, so I can't really have this conversation on camera. I want you to on camera question first before you get it to them i've definitely done that and it's awkward us with no cameras it's awkward with us you try to be as can we eat fries in her face i wouldn't me neither but i would try to be as polite as possible but again you can't really just shit on if you try to let somebody down and you know that they probably it's going to weigh on them emotionally. Are you going to start pulling out the fucking big man?

Yes. Alright, alright, man. Now y'all making me feel sad. Bad. If I'm trying to really get away from you and put this in a box, like yo, we just, whatever you're trying to make this, it's not going to be

burgers and fries in your face. I'm going to try to be as cool as, yeah, let me get a little something. Yo, you want something? Like, I'm trying to friend zone you there, man. Yeah, this is a friend zone conversation more than this. I'm not having all these conversations if I gave you some boy ass, nigga. Hey. But maybe he didn't give him the boy ass yet.

Maybe he know he want the boy ass. Maybe he did, and then she was trash. Oh, shit. What are you talking about? You don't want no more of it. What are you talking about? But he cooled him. He had the baby on.

The boy ass could have been, but he cool as cock-eye. Fuck you talking about, nigga? You done had the girl. You done had the girl. Hold up. You done had the girl that it was trash,

but she was cool and she was fly ass. You want to keep her as your homegirl, but I don't want to fuck you no more. But we ain't fucking no more, but we cool. But we forgetting

when people get too emotional. Roughing them up. We forgetting when people get too emotional. Sometimes, them up. We forgetting when people get too emotional. Sometimes, nigga, we stopping ourselves from laughing, nigga. You crying and looking stupid over there making a face. I'm trying to bite the back of my tongue so I don't laugh. Let me get some chicken fingers. Yeah, let me get some chicken fingers.

Because you don't want to make eye contact. They start doing that. You got to do everything else. All right, if your gay friend. Like order fries. If your gay platonic friend asked you to go to the Emmys with him, what would you say? No. Ice?

I'm not going. Parks? I'm rolling, man. Flip? I don't want to go to Emmys. No. Mel? Well, never mind.

Yeah. You? Joe? I would go. Okay. Why would you guys go? I don't want to go to Emmys. Because they don't want to.

They don't want to go to the Emmys. They don't want to send the wrong message. To their gay platonic friend Yeah Well This is that This is that homophobic silence No no no

I answered Remember what I said about that That homophobic silence Are we going on a red carpet together Or am I Hey no you smart Hold on Hey no you smart

I have no interest in Emmys Are we going on a red carpet together Or is he inviting me Like oh here's a plus one Meet me down there All that shit you did with Mav Hoffa, nigga. That's what you're at the BET Hip Hop Awards. The way y'all was holding hands down the red carpet.

Watch it. Oh, shit. Are you crazy? Where that came from? Yeah, act like that. And you wasn't even there. I'm joking. But yeah, you're going to walk down the red carpet.

Well. With paparazzi. Now, if I'm able to do an interview to clarify. Yes. We can move on. I'm going to say, yeah, this is my man. I came to support him. He knows the big cause. He's a big woman friend.

Your friend is the one that's famous. They're not asking you shit. So when he's doing interviews, you just standing in the back being supportive. No, no, no, no, no. Hold his bag for him while you're doing it. I do that never, man. You're fucking asking you shit. So when he's doing interviews, you just standing in the back being supportive. No, no, no, no, no. Hold his bag for him while he's doing it. I use that never, man. You fucking crazy. Never.

Never. I'm not going. Now, if I'm able to talk, I want to talk first. Yo, Sulu, I just came to support him. Why you got to make the clarification for him? You have to. That's your friend. Why?

You just want as a friend. Man, society is crazy. You have to make the clarification. That's that homophobic clarifying. No, it's not. It's not homophobic. It's not homophobic. You're just making a clear stance because how the internet is. They screenshot. They do to make that clarification. That's that homophobic clarifying. No, it's not. It's not homophobic. You're just making a clear stance

because how the internet is. They screenshot. They do a lot of things. But if you know what you're, if you are comfortable with your sexuality. Man, I'm going to fry you up and I love you.

You back. Just saying. Melissa Ford. Yes. Get him. If you went to the Emmys with a man and you're the star,

they're automatically going to assume. What do you mean if though? You heard what he said. If. When. No, let him get his question off said. When? Let him get his question off. Let him get his question off. Let my man get his question off.

You pandering now. The other person may be fairly unknown. They're going to automatically assume that you guys are a couple or that you guys are dating. That has literally been my whole life so it would literally be like nothing different. So for you to ask Flip, why do you have to make the clarification?

He wants to make the clarification to let the people out there know that we're not dating. But some people won't even make the assumption that you're dating. Some, and some will. So clarify it on your YouTube channel. No!

He's not a star. Not now. Y'all say he's not a star. You say some people may not. Now, let's add in the fact that the person that asked him to go just recently came out and is making the whole coming out thing a part of his brand now. And now you're the person to pop up with him on the red carpet.

What do you think people will then assume to that person? And you're one of the biggest stars in the world. They might assume. They might make the assumption. So that's why. If you know that's why and they're trying to if you know that's just your boy it's just your homeboy

and it's like completely platonic then you know you can support but you know better than anybody in this room what the wrong

perception can do to you exactly in this business Ice I'm going to the I'm going to the reporters first yo salute

each time he meet that reporter I'm going to the next one yo you can't disappoint my time he meet that reporter, I'm going to the next one. Yo, can't support my man. E, this you? Yeah, my man, this is Joe. He invited me. I'm very supportive.

It's a lot on this new adventure. I'm going to the next one. BET. Yeah. I think what you wear is also important. You got to wear like a football jersey or something. You got to look fly. It's not flip. You got to match it.

Wait. Then they're going to think I'm the... The reason I wanted to talk to you on camera is that I kind of felt like a distance between us. I have an idea of what it is, but what I think is making it awkward is because I told you I have feelings for you and we didn't talk about it ever.

That was, like, weird. I don't know if it's just too hot to talk about or too... I was like weird. I don't know if it was too popular to talk about or too... I don't know. I don't know. It's just like I feel like you left me hanging out there

a little bit. Don't say left me hanging. I think I replied with like something super mad, normal, regular. Like,

you left it and called me a stupid bitch. Oh my God. Look at this face. Oh my God. You got the gay dumb face. Oh wait. Yo, it's way worse.

It's way worse than that. Yo, you left out that part. Yeah. What part? Where he said, you left out that part. Yeah. What part? Where he said, I have feelings for you. Yeah, you did leave that part out. That's important, bro. It's no more gray at that point.

Exactly. We ain't even guessing at that point. Nigga, I'm not going to the Emmys at all. Nigga, you got feelings. No. And I might know. That's how I represented you. And I might know you got feelings.

The job is 50-50. We ain't know for certain. Exactly. Now, that right there just told the tale. Like, yo, he feeling my man. He's how I represented y'all. And I might know you got feelings. No, it was 50-50. We ain't know for certain. Exactly. Now that right there just told the tale. Like, yo, he feeling my man. He don't want to fuck with him. It's like a chick say, y'all, where we going with this? And you like, Wendy's?

Yeah, I want to walk my shit back. If he loves me, I don't know if I'm going with him. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not going to no Emmys, nigga. You trying to be a couple. That says the wrong message. It's like going to a wedding with someone. Oh, no.

And you needed him on. My gay platonic Emmys question was for y'all separate from no I know that was a separate question I'm just saying

but when you presented it I didn't know that he told him no he wants him I profess my I have feelings for you no he wants him oh yeah

let me get some a double baconator that's awkward for him now yeah we don't wanna what that shit this is everyday thing now back to you.

You've had this. When a chick hits you with the, yo, what we doing? What are we? What are we? I pretend to be sad back, though. I don't eat the burger in their face. How do you do that?

Why? What do you say? Yo, you a gasser. The situation is different from a girl that likes you and you don't like them back. It's a friend, someone that you're friends with, and now you have feelings for them. But no, because the girl could be mad.

Yeah, I'm eating a burger. I'm eating a burger. I'm getting like, yo, shut the fuck up. Let's do a shot. What are we doing? A milkshake. Yeah, what are we talking about? No, but the girl might be mad fly.

You don't want to lose her friendship. Now, but she want to be something more. Now what? I still want a burger. No, we're going to laugh through this. She has to get the hint. They got to get the hint. Nigga, I'm not talking about it. She has to get the hint. They got to get the hint. Nigga, I'm not talking about it.

Let's go get the hint. I don't want to hurt your feelings, period. I hurt your feelings by silence, nigga. Like you said, the silence shit. You know what time it is. Sometimes we're not mentally equipped. I'm changing the subject. Sometimes we're not mentally equipped.

You're just slipping all the jabs. I didn't even hear that. What feelings? What you talking about? Does that conversation mean that Tyler, the creator, is out the closet? No. No. No, I don't think so.

No. You got to place him out the closet shit? I mean, you can assume. Because you can't necessarily say he's out the closet until he formally comes out and says, I'm out the closet. Anything else is an assumption. We could have been assuming just from the shit he was saying. And you hear stories like this in society where a man who has a friend, a gay friend, and the gay friend ends up coming to him and telling him how much he cared about him all these years.

We've been best friends. These shit is not unheard of. No. Yeah, but then you hit him with a, no, I'm straight. Man, we've had this with a man and a woman friendship. We got to have a deep convo about it now. You can't assume somebody's gay? We on a pod, so I know we about to just sit here and lie.

But most time when you got to have a deep convo about why I'm not into you the way you're into me. That means what? It means I've been into you before. No. Literally? Literally. Literally.

Or presented as you were interested. Or we've gone down a road of exploring something. Like a girl's not telling you that unless you pop. And even if you didn't pop, y'all done had some conversations where it led her to believe that y'all could be something more. You got drunk with her. That's what it sounds like. For could be something more. Okay. He got drunk with her and you know what I mean? That's what it sound like. Went for a kiss or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't want to leave you on no more, bitch. Oh, lady. Sorry, man. Oh, God. He's back. On the wings of love. Yeah, I guess that can't

get awkward, man. All right, well, shout out to J-Rock, Carmichael, and Tyler, the creator. I'm going to watch this shit tonight. It sounds intriguing.

No, it was awkward. It was awkward. How did they end the conversation, Joe? Tyler left. Mid-conversation? After his burger. He was like,

all right, anything else? Yeah, I'm out. He's like, yo, I got to head out. And he just bounced. And what did the boyfriend do? Yeah, what white boy

did he do? The mask. No, the masked man was never, oh, pause. The masked man was never in the same shot as Tyler. That's what I mean about this nigga's a bird. He tried to go get his shit off with Tyler. When Tyler dubbed him, he went kissing all over the white man with the mask who ended up going to the Emmys with him.

It's like, oh, gay dudes is just as foul as we are. That's the real tea. Gay dudes is just as foul as we are. That's the real tea. Gay dudes is just as foul as we are. How many times we invited the girl we wanted to go somewhere with, she dubbed us and now we end up with this. We had to settle. Now we end up with this tall bitch.

Steve. Fucking tall bitch with glasses gotta come now. Bitch, you didn't put your contacts on. Yeah, now I gotta buy her a chain that says she wasn't my first choice. Oh, shit. You gay dudes are sick. Yeah, we thought that was something different.

And you know what's funny about that? That white dude was so honored to be there with him. Like, that next person that you really don't want to go with, they'd be happy. True. Those be the ones. I think they the first choice. And they've been waiting for that call. Now, imagine how this nigga feels when he sees the video that you wasn't even A1.

Damn, Roy. Disgusting. How'd you feel in college? When what? When you asked. Well, high school. When you asked the girl to the prom and she didn't go with you. That don't happen to me.

Let's go. Give me Val. That's him right there. How much proms you went to? No, but he won't never hearken. I'm with a three. He won't ever hearken back to a time where before he was him. It was always him.

Let him tell it. What you mean? Everybody gets curving. I was 5'3 in 12th grade. And I wasn't hustling. It was a lot of curving. I was 5'3 and caught in 12th grade and I wasn't hustling it was a lot of curve 5'3 and broke

I mean relatively yeah that explains a lot about you like you act like somebody who had a

growth spurt and is taking it out on his toes now I'm not taking anything out on anybody

what you talking about not at all oh taking it out on his hoes now. I'm not taking anything out on anybody. What you talking about? Not at all. Oh, man. All right, what else? What else we got? Drake shot Travis Scott's face off at the show. I don't care if it's old.

I don't care if he do it every show. That was funny. That was funny. I got nothing. That was funny. All I'm saying is it's funny. What's funny? That was funny. I got nothing. That was funny. All I'm saying is it's funny. What's their beef? Well, remember, Travis was on stage at the show. Oh, he played the song.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Screaming for them to play like that. And all of the fucking super stans popped out talking about, yeah, but it's possible Travis didn't hear the final version of the song three days before the song came out. I don't buy it. It seemed like all of the niggas is choosing up and picking sides. Oh, yeah. Everybody is.

I don't care. I'm only laughing at. That's funny, though. Drake pointing his air handgun. Air guns. At a big picture of Travis Scott and the bullets synchronizing with the he went to talk to the light technician. That was pyros.

He did all that. Whoever it is, he said, and fireworks. It was insane. It was on beat. You rehearsed that. He shot the shit out of Travis Scott. You rehearsed that one. Oh man, why you shoot Travis

Scott like that? Poor Travis. He shot at you Oh, man. Why you shoot Travis Scott like that? Poor Travis. He shot at you too, Swiggy. Yeah. Did he shoot at me? Wasn't it a shot? Yeah. I don't think it was a shot.

He put a picture of Joe. Oh, the picture. The picture. The picture. The picture. That was a shot? No, that wasn't him shooting that Travis Scott face. Now, if he'd have put a picture of me in my fucking pump it up outfit and just shot at

me through darts at my shit, that's one thing. He put up a picture that I like. I was happy. You spoke to him? No. Why are you making your face like that? Because I'm not speaking to niggas. I'm not in the speak to niggas phase of my life.

That's not the phase I'm in. What do you think about that? If Drake called your phone and said, yo, what's up, nigga, what you doing? You hang up on him? Yeah, I'm not answering the phone. Oh, fuck. Yo, shut up, yo.

This is us. You potting right now. I'm not potting. I'm telling you something. You got it. If you refuse to believe it, I'm not trying to change your mind. You got it.

Yeah, I don't want to talk to any of these niggas. I'm not going to say you're lying. I'm just going to say I don't believe that. There we go. There we go. I'm not talking to none of these niggas. I don't want to talk. But now, what'd you say was the question?

What do you think he meant by that? I thought he meant that I was a vibe. Because the caption. If you read the caption, the caption said, New York. What's the vibe? It said, what's the vibes, New York? Yeah. So he put up the vibe, God.

He was just trying to speak in code the cold was yo nigga I'm out here what you doing let's hang out you guys got to make up you and Drake love each other dog y'all like each other too y'all keep pushing that narrative that's y'all that keep doing that that's good I have my separate opinions from that

I know you do bro it was a troll or a threat I thought it was a threat either one ain threat either one I thought it was a threat it was a troll or threat either one either one ain't funny I definitely thought it was a threat I seen everybody just thinking he all he just poking fun at Joe I said I looked at it as well first I thought it was cuz you came in here and spoke about Nikki inviting inviting you to the show at the garden And I thought it was his way of saying, I'm around New York.

So I might be there or just try to run into, you know, it's just something. That's the perfect place to get my lawsuit then. Yeah. Some niggas don't care about a lawsuit. That's what it's gonna be worth, a lawsuit to some niggas. Give it to me.

And then the other one was, I still took it as a threat, but just basically saying I'm in New York. You know, you like to go out. You like to frequent certain spots. And the odds of us running into you are going to be a little higher this weekend. So move smart. And that shit goes.

Is that it? That's really what I thought it was. Maybe. Ish doesn't look like he thinks so. Shut up, man. you think Drake would have something done to Joe let's be clear I think the people next to Drake would be happy if which means Drake would have listen listen I'm answering your question I think if it was a club somewhere one of them clubs that they start making star

case starlets and they saw him there I do think somebody wouldn't, one of them in the crew would probably try to try him. Yeah. Why? No, they wouldn't. Fam, they've tried niggas. They've done this. They haven't tried Joe Button. They haven't run into Joe Button.

They have. I've been with Joe when we've been to Starlets and seen Drake. I'm talking about recently. Are you telling me that, fam? I don't think it's above him to try it. This nigga's really walking around thinking he's a mob boss, for real. All right. He's believing this shit.

So, yeah, why not? Now you keep playing with me, I'm going to touch you. All right, so let's break this down. We always talk about niggas being smart and having smart teams around them. Drake is worth a billion dollars. You think Drake is going to put his brand on the line to have somebody do something to Joe? You think this nigga's team ain't new. His team ain't newly rich.

These niggas have been around him now for seven, eight, ten, twelve years. They know what the fuck is going on. And they know who to put their hands on

and who not to put their hands on. No, hold on. It can happen, though. That's all I'm saying. What happens is that when you do have that much money, you become bored, nigga. And you try to

conquer everything in your life, nigga. Drake loves Joe. My nigga Drake loves Joe. By appearing to be tough. Not saying Drake loves Joe. Listen, hold on. We're talking about rich niggas that want to appear to be tough. I've seen it.

That have a lot of money, but that still let things go down. We fought niggas we loved before. Yeah. Yo, that was worth a billion dollars. I don't think you keep bringing that into the money. Nigga, this is not me and my man that lives around the corner at 14 fighting each other. With a billion dollars, you have a difference. And I'm going to go call his mother-in-law tomorrow. How y'all know this?

What? Y'all wouldn't know this. Y'all wouldn't know what a billionaire, not saying that like that, but you don't know what a billionaire is thinking. You have everything in the world, nigga. So all you do is have time to think. And like I said, you want to accomplish everything. Guess how you got there? Calculated risk assessments.

Okay. You don't get to a billion dollars doing goofy shit that you're not calculating. Nigga, 50 is one of the richest niggas. 50 got money. He still do shit

that he want to do. He still do shit that he want to do. He still got his ear to the streets. Nigga, he'll pop up at the towers like this. He turn the corner.

50, this is, some niggas just do these things. Do you think 50 Cent would punch somebody in the face at Wine and Spirits? Depends. I was gonna say.

Depends. No, 50 will not. This nigga is a fucking genius. 50 will not. Y'all niggas acting like 50 Cent's just a wild dummy. No, he's a wild, No, he called diversion.

Oh, hold on. Hold on now. He's a very smart, intellectual, calculated person. diversion. Oh, hold on. Hold on now. He's a very smart, intellectual, calculated person. Okay. If 50 is punching you in the face at wine and spirits, he's feeling threatened.

There you go. He's not initiating a fight with anyone anywhere in that little area. I don't think Drake was starting in Joe. I think he was just having a little fun. That's what I think. I think he was poking fun at Joe.

That's what they do. And I think Joe loves Drake. I think Drake loves Joe having a little fun. That's what I think. I think he was poking fun at Joe. That's what they do. And I think Joe loves Drake. I think Drake loves Joe. And if Joe saw Drake at Starlets, I don't think anybody in Drake's camp is fucking touching Joe. A nigga that's young,

black, that you have openly admired in public several times, and now we punch Joe or we beat Joe up at Starlets or whatever the case may be. Now that shit is going to be public fodder for the next year.

I agree. These niggas' brands are worth too much money to be doing goofy shit like that. Do you believe a person's idol can become their rival? Yes. All right, so now in that sense,

with Drake maybe at one point looking up to Joe, and like you said, I do think they both love each other. But I also think Drake has got this tough guy chip on his shoulder that he feels he has to prove.

And I think he still goes out of his way to prove this chip. And I think the people around him, do I think he would put a hand on Joe? No, I don't. I think he has people around that if he was bothered enough or just tired enough that he might say, slap him. I agree with that. Nigga, we hear billionaires putting hands on niggas and doing shit. This is not far-fetched.

I think you're saying the particular person, cool. But it's not far-fetched if rich niggas putting hands on niggas. I've seen it. I've heard it. And it's not.

You got it. Nigga want to prove something. Nigga will come outside. He just wants to prove something. He can be 500 M's up. He's going to punch you right in your mouth, nigga. If we ain't around

in the right settings and you play around, I've seen a nigga punch a nigga right in the face on 134 and Guy Brewer. Foul. I've seen a nigga throw another. I've seen it. You've seen a nigga that was worth 500 million punch a nigga? 500 million at the time. Punch a nigga right in his face. Where was this? 134 and Guy Brewer, Queens. You put that together how y'all want to put it together. I've seen it. Niggas get punched in the face by niggas who's rich. If you play around with the nigga,

now the nigga that you punch in the face, he may hold that down, he may not sue, he may not want to go to war, but it happens. These things happen, man. I hear you talking. I think it's about mentally growing.

I think it's about maturity. That's what I think. We can move this forward. Drake ain't putting hands on Joe. Joe ain't putting hands on Drake. Respect. These niggas not going to be in a public setting.

You talking about 134 and God Brew. We talking about Star Wars. We talking about fucking catch steak. Nigga, what about it? We talking about places where niggas going to have their cell phones out because two stars are in the building. They not going in the backyard in the grass shooting a fair one. Nigga, you don't think that Drake be outside? Nigga try to be around these young niggas?

Nigga just with cash? What the fuck you talking about, nigga? It happens anywhere, bro. Listen to what I just said. what are you talking about don't happen anywhere you keep talking about from this rich standpoint nigga we get it you want to be rich and you're going to be rich you're rich your mentality and other niggas mentality is different you see how you make a left all the time no but nigga you talking about somebody getting punched in the middle of the ghetto because i seen it nigga because i seen it nigga i don't give a

fuck i seen it nigga i seen it nigga stop living in the fucking fairyland nigga i seen it nigga Stop living in the Fucking fairy land nigga I seen it nigga Everybody's not 50 And mature like you I seen niggas That switch that do it nigga They fight all the time NBA niggas Football players They punching niggas

In the face nigga A stupid nigga Basketball player What did he do Like we seen it Niggas You basing it off Of the person

You basing it off Of the person I've seen it nigga I'm basing it off Of the two people Respect That's true Joe and Drake Not it off of I'm basing it off of The two people Respect That's Jesus Joe and Drake

Not gonna have a fight And catch steak They fucking brands Are worth too much money To be fighting And catch steak Nigga getting punched In the face

In the middle of Newark Or Jersey City Is something totally different Than a nigga getting Punched in the face Of fucking starlets Hold on So it depends on the environment

You saying now Now you changed it So it's the environment Or it's the person That's doing it What are you saying Wait I gotta you changed it. So it's the environment or it's the person that's doing it. What are you saying? Wait, I got to get up in the middle of my catch roll. So it's the environment.

Waggle on a thing. Somebody just smack. Fighting in the middle of sushi with his ghetto. Fighting the day. Bro, we are making it. Making a lot of internet jokes. Well, they could just both be right. It don't even have to be a big fight.

I agree with Ish. I think that it's unlikely. I think the probability is low. And I agree with Flip. If you wanted to do that, you would just go to your label mate's show with 100 niggas, find out where this person will be seated for the next four hours and change, and have some fun. Both things can happen. Y'all ain't got to attack each other. Holy shit, they almost squared up.

They really did. They almost squared up. They really did. They almost squared up. And then y'all took my little sexy red tape and spread it all over the internet. Actually, I got a lot of Joe news to address this part. They took that sexy red tape and put it all over the internet. That's what I mean about when y'all take takes and pay to have them promoted. That this is what I mean about when y'all take takes and pay to have them promoted that this is what I mean this is paid promotion from someone that take wasn't so spicy to wear as everybody had and it's always days late you can tell when the when the invoice it's always days late that part was whenever that was but anyway I was shocked that that caused such an uproar out there.

I was shocked. I'm always shocked when non-music people react to a very music person's take. I'm here to double down. What was the reaction? She said... I said, well, what I said was,

do you think Drake likes hanging out with sexyxy Red that much? Which was implying that. It was in a sense. It was work at play. Yeah. He paid. And the reaction was, oh, no, shut up, old nigga.

No, he does like hanging around around around her. He do this for all the hot popping artists. This is for free. He just like the ratchet shit. Sexy Red retweeted and said uh they don't they dumbed then a few days later when she was shaking ass on drake she's added added me at joe button see this is what drake like shaking some ass i was like poor baby poor baby that whole baby. That whole display almost made me depressed and sad.

Because it's like, you don't know. How the fuck would you know? You think you allowed in them contract meetings? Actually, you'd be the last person to know. Oh, poor baby don't even know what's going on. Then I was like, well, shit, no wonder she's so poppin'. She don't know nothing that's going on. It's a whole bunch of hell.

We got to investigate. I want people to put their contracts to the forefront. Hey, sometimes when I'm saying shit, it's not just out of reckless abandon. Sometimes I'm saying shit because I'm a savvy, knowledgeable music person and I just know some shit. You just look at it a little differently. You see? I ain't gonna look at it different. They better leave me alone before I start telling the truth.

Hey, it's fun over here. I tried to plate it one way for you. I could come in here and just put the truth on the plate. Nigga, if you don't leave Joe Bud alone, try to say it the nice way. He's incentivized. Same way he tries to be incentivized with Ice Spice. There's a few of them that have said no to the... To the machine.

No. Well, one way To the machine. No. Well, one way to put it. Anyway. Boy, baby, don't even know. Artists out there, find out what deals you in and stop getting mad at me. And I like sexy grad, too.

Yeah, you've been the biggest supporter. Yeah, from the beginning. I didn't say the biggest, but I do support. You've been out there because there was a while they were saying you was paid to promote her. True.

Just from coming in and talking about it all the time. I came in the very next part and told them I'm not being paid. Right out the gate. It was like, oh, yo, Joe, you got to be paid because we don't like this, but you're championing it so much. And now that the biggest star in the world is championing it, it's okay. Whatever. Not championing.

He promoting her more and Roy Woods. What the fuck you talking about? Humboldt and party. Championing. Hello? No. It doesn't make no sense. That's a silence.

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And good luck to all of you people out there. Did anyone have a chance to see the Elite Eight, the women's games? I was locked in. Last night. I rushed home. I walked in the house at 7-11. Game started at 7-15. I never did that.

I hit the little bell notification on the ESPN app. Let me know when this is coming on so I don't forget. I want to see what their numbers look like. Oh, I'm sure they broke. Because everybody I know was, everybody. Bro, I've never watched a women's basketball game until last night. People was going out like, yo, let's go watch the game.

Facts. You know what I'm saying? Men, like, yo, let's go out. Let's go hang out and watch the game. I didn't go out because I thought the sports bars would be just trash food. I knew it was going to be crazy. That was the longest I've ever sat in front of my TV to watch women's basketball. Same. 7 p.m. to what felt like midnight.

Iowa, Kaitlyn Clark in Iowa versus Angel Reese in LSU. Really great game. Iowa came out on top. Kaitlyn Clark came as advertised. Yeah. She looked phenomenal, unstoppable,

put that little white girl on a barbecue skewer. Man, I felt bad. Put her right on the grill. I was about to start screaming racism at one point. I was like, all right, all right, God damn it. Damn, help. It a right on the grill. I was about to start screaming racism at one point. I was like, all right, all right, goddammit.

Damn, help. It was white on white? No, no, no. You know, LSU. It was still LSU. It was still LSU. It was still LSU. Yeah, when the camera showed the audience,

I seen some niggas in chains and some dope boys up there. I was like, oh, LSU. Yep. We here. We here. Iowa fans, little white boy named Billy. Overalls in an Iowa shirt. Go from the office.

Fucking nuts. Really, really, really good game. Congratulations to Kaylin Clark. 41 points. Her phenomenal season continues. And LSU just won the last year so I won't be too mad at them. How does y'all feel about Angel Reese's post-game interview?

I feel bad for her. I feel bad for her, and I understand where she was coming from. I just didn't want to see that. In that moment? In that moment, yeah. Because of how you presented yourself before, and when y'all won the championship, you was real rah, rah, rah. You embraced that villain role that they tried to put on you and all of that now when you lost i just

don't want to see you cry even though i understand everything she said and i can't tell you how to express yourself it just i didn't like to see it i'm like damn i'd rather just not give them nothing that's it i kind of agree I kind of agree really unfortunate that she has to go through all of that but when you a star black player going through some

of these towns in middle America yeah this is Albany it's not just that it's just you're to Ice's point

your persona is one of I don't think she necessarily wanted that though she embraced it but you took it though I don't feel like she felt like there. She embraced it. You took it though.

I don't feel like she felt like there was any choice. It's like when LeBron went evil. He didn't want to go evil, but I'm embracing the role. Y'all putting it on me. Fine. I don't think Dylan Brooks wants to be evil, but y'all are putting that on me. So, okay, I'm rolling with it. But you don't have to always roll with it though. Same thing.

You don't always have to roll with it I've never been still a choice to roll with it at the end of the day I have been in that position yeah and you do kind of not have a choice but to roll with it there's nothing you can do like once they tag you as whatever they tag you as if it's the whole world telling you that you're the villain you're the bad guy you just don't feel like even if i don't feel like that about myself all right narrative is here i'm rolling i'm gonna kill y'all i can kill y'all and still not lean into that role yeah because i don't think josh i can go in and just put my head down and work and y'all can say whatever y'all want i'm just working i don't have to play into the roles that y'all put on me i disagree with that a hundred percent angie reese you played a phenomenal game.

She did, she did. She went crazy. And she kind of tweaked her ankle in the second quarter. And I think that really, it played a part in the game. Yeah. She had like 15 in the first half or some shit like that, right? She had a lot of points in the first half, and she only ended up the game with 17, but she had 20 boards.

She might have had a 30-20 game, 30-25 game, had she not tweaked her ankle, and there might have been a different outcome. I don't know disrespect to Kayla Clark and what they accomplished, but her tweaking her ankle, I think, had a big part in the game. You're right. I'm glad she stayed out there and didn't let the injury take her down. Speaking of taking down,

anybody seen anybody that would take down while they was watching the game? Yo. Seen anybody that would take down? By position? Like, oh shit, look at that small forward. Little one-on-one. Look at that. Post a couple of months. I saw you, you tweeted, can I be honest right now? I just wanted to know was I able to

talk? Were you? No, I wasn't. Don't do it. I was like, you right, you right. Would any of y'all fuck Caitlin Clark? No. No. Okay. That's it. No. Okay. That's it. I'm done sexualizing people that shouldn't be sexualized.

That second game was great, too, though. On to the second game. Sky versus Juju. UConn versus USC. That was a real good game, too. Juju just reminds me of Carmelo Anthony. Okay. She reminds me of Carmelo in her swag, how she walks, scoring mentality.

She's silky, bro. She's just tough. She's gonna be. Yeah, they was freshmen. The lights was bright. Yeah, that fucked me up. Again, I'm new to this. It's a freshman? Yes, bro. Yo, this is gonna be a problem. She's gonna be a monster. And now, the good thing with the NIL shit is

they don't have to leave. You know what I'm saying? They multi-millionaires. Like Angel Reese was up like four or five mil last year. They don't have to leave and they can still work on their games before they go pro. Imagine what she's going to do like her junior year in college. She's going to be crazy, son. She's tough. Congratulations

to Sky and UConn. White Girl Magic took over last night. Paige kicked in. Paige went nuts. Paige's deadline was crazy. I just think it was, like you said, the bright lights.

It was just experience. Yeah. UConn's been there before. USC hadn't been there before, so down the stretch, that experience just showed. But, no, it was Juju's tough. Paige with 28 points,

10 rebounds, 6 assists, 3 steals, and 2 blocks. Wow. Juju with 29 and 10. Andrew Reese with 17 points, 20 rebounds, 6 assists, 3 steals, and 2 blocks. Wow. Juju with 29 and 10. Andrew Reese with 17 points,

20 boards, 4 assists, 2 steals, 3 blocks. How do you hate on that stat line? You can't. You can't.

And Kaitlin Clark, 41 points, 7 rebounds, 12 assists. Right. Everybody, all these games lived up to the hype.

Yeah. And all the stars came out on they stardom shit and got busy. What I want to say is from a person that has never watched a women's college basketball game,

this lived up to the height, to the point where I want to keep watching them. Like, y'all got something. You know what I mean? Just a regular person who don't know shit about nothing. Y'all know I came in here when Zaire was here. I'm mixing people up. And I'm casual. Not even fan.

Just complete casual. I was going to go to the game. I'm sitting here like, all right, now I want to keep watching. I was going to go to Arpeny. I just want to salute to the women, period, and what they're doing in sports from these ladies in women's basketball to Sha'Carri to Dominique to fucking shit. Venus and Serena still. Like, there's just so many women putting on in sports. And thank you for a phenomenal sports night.

Yes, thank you so much. Great sports night. And shit, that wasn't even the final four. We still got that. Hey, Black Girl's still here. South Carolina's still here now. South Carolina's still here now. I saw everybody telling me, don't worry, we'll get our get back.

I'm like, all right. I'm going to watch that too now. What? They're the best team in college. South Carolina. They got two starting fives. Like, them niggas is different, bro. They deep.

What? Oh, the bench is fire too. And Dawn ain't playing with them niggas. Real quick, I was having trouble yesterday accessing the game. Everybody was making fun saying saying ESPN is free. I bought the app, paid for it, whatever. It wasn't free. They went into my TV provider.

Then I end up going to YouTube TV, paying for that. That shit is $72 a month. I don't know what's going on. You got to help me figure this shit out. Y'all is my brothers. This shit is bugged out. YouTube is $72 a month. YouTube TV. That's nonsense. I don't have it. I called my mother. This shit is bugged out. YouTube is $72 a month. YouTube TV. That's nonsense.

I don't have it. I called my mother like, yo, she said I have Optum. She gave me the password. That shit didn't work. I was just fucked up. I don't know how to do it.

You know what I'm saying? So they was cursing me out like nigga, ESPN is free, flip. Yeah, YouTube, I expect to have a lot of tricks

on the way they shut down Google Podcasts. Yeah. I heard about that. Rest in peace, Google Podcasts. That'll be YouTube Podcasts. Time to see what YouTube

has in store for podcasting. You know they always got something in play, Joe. They've been growing. Even with the NFL ticket and the NBA league pass, they killing. Yeah, they got some plans.

Ish is catcalling you. I wish he would stop catcalling anybody out there, but what's up, Ish? You exploring it? I'm exploring everything. Gotcha. No, I know you got your ear to the concrete.

But what does that mean? I'm just being nosy. I don't want you to know anything from my exploring. No, we know that. Oh, shit. Do we know that? Oui, oui. Speak in French.

You're not talking. Don't do that right now. We know that. No, no. No, no. No, no. Speak in French. You're not talking. Don't do that right now. We know that. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. I disagree.

I just don't know if we should right now. I'll do that. You're trying to provoke me to do something right now. We good. And that's going to trigger something else. Let me just move on. Let me move on. Where was I?

Where was I? Where was I? Oh, while I'm on sports, Juan Soto is also as advertised. Go Yankees. 4-0. One sports. Juan Soto is also as advertised. Go Yankees. 4-0. I don't think that'll last because pitching is still pitching. We'll talk about that later.

Also, I watched the Knick game last week against the Spurs. I did. Good game. Let me be the one to tell. Hey, all that bull bullshit. Don't ever say it again. We got two great centers. And that man did whatever he wanted out there he bugged out he's gonna be a problem for a long time once you see it for 48 minutes against your team fuck seeing it against other teams a little different when you see it against your team

dog he was doing what he want jalen brunson put put up 61. Wimby took the game ball, threw it in the stands. Now I want to fight him. He's tall. Now I want to fight him. Got reach on you. Dog, now it's a rivalry. Spurs-Knicks back? So let me ask y'all.

Come on. I'll ask y'all and we can move on. If you score your career high in a game that you lose and the opposing team's best player take the ball like would y'all be mad about it or would you do professionalism jump out and say you know what I lost the game didn't do enough to win I don't deserve the game I don't know that professionalism shit at that moment none of. None of it. Yeah, what with ball? I might go. This is my career. I'm going up there to get the ball.

Somebody get the ball. But, yeah, get my fucking ball. No, the game was in San Antonio, so you're not getting that ball back. You're not getting that ball back. No, no, no. Sorry, Jalen Brunson. Yeah, yeah. You got to pay. Yeah, pay up.

You got to pay. And they fined him for that, too. Yeah, I'll be tight. Super tight. Nigga, get my fucking ball. 61 points. I want Simon. You know what I'm saying?

Like, get the fuck out of here. So what you do next time you play him? Jalen Brunson's an assassin, my nigga, on the sneak. He's an assassin. He don't give a fuck. He's absolutely ridiculous

and he not getting the calls that an all-NBA point guard should get. He will make an all-NBA team this year and they fucking him up out there. He's not getting out one call. Dog, there was a compilation video

of just him getting fucked up with no calls. At first, I thought it was just Nick fans crying because some of my niggas is Nick fans. And I'm watching them all the time. Like, man, shut up. Like, I'm an AI fan. No, Jalen Brunson be bleeding. But no, they be fucking him up.

He be bleeding. They punch him in the face, elbow him. It don't matter. He just tough. He just keep getting back up. But they be fucking him up. He be bleeding. They punch him in the face, elbow him. It don't matter. He just tough. He just keep getting back up. But they be fucking him up. That's the problem. Back to back losses,

San Antonio and OKC on a shy guilt. What's the name? Shy. Why do I say shy? It's all right. SGA on a game winner from SGA

because Deuce McBride is sticking him at five foot three. We can move on. Nah, hold on. We talking about crazy shit. We can move on. The NBA. Y'all see this nigga Luka hit the finger roll from like.

Finger roll from the three-point line. Yo, dog. He hit a finger roll from the three-point line. This new NBA different, bro. You ain't see him throw the half-court behind the back pass? Yo, he's different, son. This nigga's a monster, bro. I feel like an old dinosaur.

What? He took one step and went. Then before the game, he threw the ball off of the scoreboard up in the sky and banked it in. He just threw the ball up in the sky and banked it. That nigga's a, he's ill. He's ill. It was real?

Yes. Oh, yeah, I got to see that. McDonald commercials in real life. That's what you talking about. Y'all remember the old school McDonald commercials? And in the same day, Steph made a similar shot, hitting it. See? Off of the thing.

It's a normal thing. They're doing trick shots. That's just ridiculous now. Shout out to the sports world for keeping shit entertaining while we're at home. For sure. I appreciate y'all. I'm getting ready for my fantasy draft in August. I don't care if I'm early.

They didn't even draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft. They didn't draft care if I'm early it's been too many trades I don't know I gotta start watching I gotta do my research now um all right back to music back to music uh I don't know I do want to talk about Lizzo but I want to talk about Nicki Minaj first just because of all of these sold out shows at Prudential, MSG, and the Barclays. Yeah, Barclays. Queens.

That's impressive. That's different. Three arenas in the same city, essentially. A lot of people can't do that. That's crazy.

In a short time frame. In a short time frame. Like Drake came up here and did the five shows at the Garden or something nuts. Something nuts he did. He did like a week.

Killed it. He was here for like a week and a half. Yeah. Multiple venues. And he did Barclays too. He did Barclays too. Yeah. But for Nikki to do that, for her to sell a million records in five weeks, 15 outfit

changes during the fucking show. The audience, for it to not be, you know, she get a lot of slack for the barbs and these little young teeny boppers. It's adults at these shows.

There's people that started with her in 08, 09, Mixtape Nicki, and grew with her and stayed the entire time. And they out at the shows. Yeah. So, you know, it's just a testament

to what she's done, what she continues to do. I don't know if this is a legacy act thing or just, I don't know. But Nicki Minaj should not, should no longer speak to any of her peers. They're not really her peers. Looking at the clips from the show,

she shouldn't have words for no other woman in rap they only her peers because she allowed them to be her peers in terms of competition

like she look I'm still competing with y'all like in terms of where we at on the charts and but in totality

they ain't fucking with her they're not her peers it's not a conversation if you really look at it in totality it ain't fucking what up and i'm here it's it's not a conversation if you really look at it i agree there's no conversation nothing to be had i agree with that there's nothing that any of them can say or do today y'all still trying to catch up to my old of today of all time i'm just saying y'all can't do nothing you still yeah i'm still going yeah see the thing about a run when you start comparing to somebody's run or something that run gotta stop true true so if i'm still running my run she's still running nothing y'all

can do like y'all started years after me and i'm still here and i'm still i'm still above yeah no one to talk about something else i wanted to tip my hat to uh they say that Beyonce's Act 2 is projected to sell 350,000 units. Right? Y'all heard that? Yes. Future and Metro sold 250. True. Think about that.

I know we just hear these numbers and don't really put things into perspective. Future and Metro just hit upload that's all they did hmm and so 250,000 records hmm Beyonce creme de la creme so our job is all transcends all ethnicities races ages all of that shit and future and Metro the like that record it's projected to be number one again again

beating out everything on Beyonce's album whew yeah that makes sense no it shouldn't no it don't it shouldn't

no it don't that does not make sense it shouldn't what's her and Beyonce dropped she'll see the album you about to talk you about to say

what's the song but it should just be enough people played this album to where the album should be just. Or ten of them. What's normal is for ten of them shits to be in the top ten. And she dropped two singles. So two of these songs, which was Texas Hold'em and 16 Carriages, already had runway. 250 for Future and Them from that's...

That's impressive as hell. And they're coming back next week. Yeah, another album. Damn, that's next week already? The 12th. Shit. And everybody might have to move. My view on that is something totally different.

On what? Your view on what? The Future and Them shit. What's that? I look at that as the power of Drake. That's part of it, for sure. power of drink that's part of it for sure i agree that's part of it okay that's part of i'm with him without the distract i don't know if it does that that there's a reason why that particular song is that one and i think everybody ran to it for that thank you guys I agree thank them I see your face thank the Lord I'm trying to decide if I want to get into

it with y'all come on are y'? Probably, but that's irrelevant to the conversation. Sober as hell. A little judgy. Pull up all of Future's first weeks. He always tells me. He kills. He always tells me. So I guess that's why what y'all are saying is a little unacceptable for me.

He ain't do nothing. I'm talking about his number one songs, though. Okay, got it. Number one song. That's all I'm referring to. He only has three of them. Okay. All right. I thought you meant the 250. That's all I'm referring to. He only has three of them. Okay. Alright.

I thought you meant the 250. No, no, no. But having the number one song helps towards that 250. It's a factor. And the other number one songs, one was featuring Drake, which was the Tim's record of his last project. And I forget what the other one was.

Yeah, there's some Drake's assistance happening in here, whether we want to admit it or not. But the album is fantastic. Oh, of course. Of course, of course. Not trying to diminish anything. This is in line with his numbers.

I had him projected at 270. Remember when we said what we were going to do? I said 275. We said almost three. I think I said 250. Like, this is in line. If you look at what he's done, he's increasing every year. He's been going up every project.

He moved Carnival out the way. I thought Carnival was going to be there for a second. And that explains Kanye butting in. Mind your fucking business. Carnival is still hard. It is. It is. It is. And shout out to Rich the Kid for that verse, man.

Again, it gets overlooked a lot. He came through. All right. Shout out to him. That's all I had. That's all I had with that. Lizzo is announcing her retirement. Aw.

The attorneys for the people that she put the bananas in their pussy say that this is just a defense ploy. I'm just telling y'all what happened. Get a little public sympathy. Yes, they say that she's doing her sympathy victim shit. What does retirement even mean these days? She quits. Wasn't she just performing? Want me to read her post?

Oh, yes, please. I'm tired of putting up with being dragged by everyone in my life and on the internet. All I want is to make music and make people happy and help the world be a little bit better

than how I found it. I'm starting to feel like the world doesn't want me in it. That's dark. I'm consistently up against lies being told about me for clout and views. Being the butt of the joke every single time because of how I look.

Or be cut. Go ahead. My character being picked apart by people who don't know me and disrespecting my name. I didn't sign up for this shit. I quit. Peace sign. I want to be delicate here because anytime somebody uses these words you have to be delicate but I get it trigger words I don't I don't I don't like that

I don't like it to Garner says it's a shield that like okay cool if I say this this this protects me from any pushback I like emotional blackmail shit yeah it's like I could get my shit off and just hide behind this and the second anybody just questions anything, you're wrong. But go ahead. Listen, when somebody says, I don't feel like I want to be in the world anymore, then yeah, you got to shut up. We could think what we want to think about it but what if

what do we gain in the event that we're wrong and she really go like do some shit I could see how the lawyers would say this is a this is a move so even if you feel like

they're weaponizing it you can't say anything nope I mean you could I mean somebody call you a dickhead somebody say you're a jerk if you don't care about that

then you could Like I don't know enough about Lizzo or her or her mental state to true I got so it would be just an asshole move to say Like I can't say that I mean I just don't like the part about saying Melka say What you know about yeah? Oh, I know I know not I just want to say that you haven't come back with a bang. You guys are talking about... You haven't come back with... I'm catching...

No, wait, don't interrupt. You haven't come back with a bang. It's because you didn't watch the movie. Maybe, but I mean, there's been no bang. There's no take to take us out of here. There's no take that it sound like you've been dying to get back here and really light it up. I have been, but it's like. You still look like you in movie trailer mode.

No. This ain't the warehouse, ma. No, I'm sick. I'm a little sick. Oh, thanks, sir. I got it. Well, why the hell did you come back today? No.

And also, I'm playing catch up. Like, I don't know what you guys have talked about, what you haven't. Who's you guys? Y'all. They have no internet out there? Huh? No. Why are you calling us you guys?

I thought we were your brothers. My babes, my boys, my guys. I donall. They have no internet out there? No. Why are you calling us you guys? I thought we were your brothers. Y'all, my babes, my boys, my guys. I don't know what you all. There's been three weeks of a lot of fucking shit that's happened. So I'm playing catch up. Also, I couldn't really do anything on my phone. I had to read my fucking script every day. Yeah, you wanted them.

You dropping it off. All right, all right, man. All right. I believe it because I saw the movie. I was calm. I know what goes into this. Did you just drop that, man? We know. I'm not.

You know what Mel reminded me of? You remember when you was young and you and all your friends was unemployed, but y'all was at the temp agency together. And one nigga got one of the temp jobs. Now the rest of the niggas every day got to hear about this nigga's new temp job. Hey man, you know, I was at the job. I was over at the job. I had to wake up early.

Y'all niggas watch the game? I had to wake up. Nah, I couldn't even see it. They had me, I was reading scripts. That was in the trailer. Oh, and Monday was reverse day. Normally we read the script. French time, French time. French time in the trailer. Oh, and Monday was reverse day. Normally we read the script from French time.

We normally read the script from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m., but on French time it's in reverse. Tell us all that goofy Tom Cruise talk you keep saying. Stunt coordinator. I had a stunt coordinator. So that was fly. I fell on my own.

And the last movie I shot, that only took 90 minutes. This one took a month. So, I mean, y'all know the vibes. That movie took more than 90 minutes, Joe, and I don't like that you said it like that. Drake said more life. Mel got more lines. More lines.

Anyways, now. All right, where were we? I just got to. She was going to deliver a hot take. What do you think about this one? No, I just was like, you might want to put something like a little beep beep in there because you called her a ****. I don't know if that's a good thing. That's what you got.

Huh? Yo. That's the tape. I'm trying to protect you from yourself. I think you might fucking need it. I appreciate that. I did see a little something something. Oh, please.

Okay, all right. But no, I don't And the Lizzo thing You don't have a take In her statement That was her take No my take My take is she said nothing about fucking retirement

Okay so everybody She said I quit She said she quit Okay and then she And then she picked up a microphone four days later And she was performing on a fucking stage Like stop with the theatrics Well no

What happened was I quit And then Yo the bill due. No, no, no. We signed that contract two months ago, nigga. Get your ass up. You know what I mean?

Right. But no, I only think in her statement, she says she don't like people making her the butt of the jokes. Ma, you went to the

Laker game and did that. You did that. Nobody did that but you. She's really never going to live that down. She shouldn't have done that. She shouldn't have. So now that you did that,

yeah, they're making you the butt of the joke. If I go to the Laker game with my dick out, I'm never going to be able to live it down. No. I will hear about that for the rest of my life. You went and did it. You thought it was cute. Ha ha ha. Jumped up. And now it's biting you in your ass. You went to the supermarket and bought

the bananas. You ain't have to buy them bananas. Yo, bigger than that, I don't like when she flip-flops on the looks thing. She said, yo, they making me X, Y, Z because of the way I look. Either you confident in your looks or you not confident in your looks. You can't basically pick and choose when you want to use that shit to weaponize yourself, but you stand so strong in it. You get what I'm saying? I just think that shit is... I don't like

that victimization shit. That's what it is. I know. I don't like it. There is an audience for that. And people, you know, we cave into that and we feel bad. And like Joe said, you look like a dickhead if you say something against it. No, I think a lot of people are over that shit with her.

Like the victimization of going back and forth from seeming like, you know, just like, this is me. Take me as I am. Embrace all of this. And then, you know, she has a crying fit online. It's just like, girl, you might just need to talk to a fucking therapist. You know what I mean? And keep us out of it. Yeah.

You look like Lizzo with a beard. Me? Got you. Got you. Like, here's a, what up, fry me up? Nah, I'm not. Nah, I'm not. You look like Lizzo with a beard Me? Got you Got you Like Lizzo What up, fry me up Nah, I'm not Nah, I'm not

You look like fucking Lizzo Lizzo Lizzo One, two, three, four H to the Lizzo Now you my man Nah, I'm not your man

Yo, speaking of Lizzo real quick Lizzo I want to talk about Candace Owens Yes, I saw the Candy Owens baby shower picture running around But that's not what I'm trying to talk about Candace Owens. Yes, I saw the Candy Owens baby shower picture running around, but that's not what I'm trying to talk about. I feel like... What happened at the baby shower? It was all white people.

It was all her friends was white girls. Shocker. Yeah. You guys are on a nickname basis? Did you call her Candy Owens? I did not. You said Candy. We all heard you. You guys are on a nickname basis? Did you call her Candy Owens? I did not. Yeah, you fucking did. You said Candy.

We all heard you. We got you. Now rewind it. Now rewind it. Okay. No, rewind it. No, no, no, no, no. What you going to say when you're proving wrong, though?

I'm not saying I was wrong. All right, cool. I don't think I said that. Don't take Candy out. Rewind it. Yes, yes, yes, I saw the Candy Owens baby shoe. Okay, so I didn't mean to say that. I didn't mean to say that.

No, we are not on a nickname basis or whatever you just said. I'm sure you didn't mean to say that. I didn't mean to say that. No, we are not on a nickname basis or whatever you just said. I don't mean to call her Candy. I want to be respectable, especially in times like these. What she call you, JoJo? What she call you? Josie? Little JoJo Rabbit. You Josie?

Now y'all playing with Mary. She's married. Now y'all are putting a JoJo nickname on a married woman. Y'all know how that lady's partner would feel about y'all's commentary. Hold on. She watches the show. Okay. I look at it deeper than that.

No, finish. No, no. I'm married. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. He got me. Anyway, I do got you. And don't call your little five brothers.

He got away. He got away. And don't call your little five brothers. He got away. He got away. And don't call your five brothers on me, neither, nigga. Them niggas was big. He is down with the... He is one of the Newark Muslims. Damn, man. That's my wash dance crew.

What? No, they wasn't wash dance. No, sorry. Candace Owens. I saw the baby shower picture. I don't have anything to say about the baby shower picture. I feel like people should be free to have whoever they want at the baby shower and if it's all white people it's all white people if it's all black people it's all black people who cares not why I'm

bringing up Candace Candace also started a Patreon last time I checked that Patreon there was no content up then I checked again and it was 11 pieces of content up but before I got to it her tear prices were out and I just want to read them to you guys okay the baby beer tear I'm sorry baby beer beer. Beer. B-E-A-R. Baby beer. Baby beer. Okay. That is the lowest tier at $20 per month. Talking big money shit. It's the lowest tier.

Then there's the mama beer tier, which is $75 per month. Woo! What's daddy? Let's talk to him, daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Patriarchy. Papa beer. Last, but certainly not least least is the Papa Beer tier. Keep that patriarchy intact.

It's $150 per month. Sheesh. Does it say what you get with the $150? Does it come with merch? You ready to change your cameo deal? You ready to get them feet off a cameo you ready to call up Lifetime only film I asked a question

yes it does submit questions and comments to have answered discussed in the final segment of A Shot in the Dark this will be the only pool of questions Yes, it does. Submit questions and comments to have answered, discussed, answered slash discussed in the final segment of A Shot in the Dark. This will be the only pool of questions selected from. For 75, originally 8x10 signed photograph of Candace Owens. For $1.50, you get a signed autograph.

Oh, she's doing bundles. Oh. Do you get it every month, a new picture? Maybe. Word. Oh. Yo, I'm monitoring this closely. I bet you are.

I'm monitoring this very closely. Pocket watching her. No, I'm not watching her pockets. I'm sure that she will do well. I want to see how well. I want to see if this plan takes off. I might need to adopt Hulu and Peacock

and Netflix. What do you call it? Adjustive pricing. What? I thought I was killing them with a $25 tier. A buck fifty? Y'all got to bring some topics. My thing is, how often is she going to put out content? Like two times a week for a buck fifty? Oh, y'all got to bring some topics. No, my thing is, how often is she going to put out content?

Like, two times a week for a buck fifty is crazy. Even three. Like, that's a lot for a buck fifty. Man, she talking to niggas with pockets. They'll pay it. I think it's going to be overrated. We'll see. Good luck.

You just was saying that. She's polarizing. She is. We'll see. Good luck. You just was saying that. She's polarizing. She is. She talking to a specific person. Type of person. That don't mean nothing. That don't mean they got money.

Buck 50. That don't mean they have money. A month. How much is that a year? $1,800. $1,800. Respect. How much is that a year? $1,800 Respect I will be monitoring this situation closely My coals are too long winded to even Give you a word

Give you a word right now I'm just being respectful Salute What else? Did y'all see Party Next Door? The P4 album cover? I did not I don't believe nothing

that came out on April Fool's Day. What did it look like? Some ass. Yeah, it was some ass. It was a... Is it a woman's ass? Yeah.

Okay. Woman's ass bent over with a tramp stamp on the back with the number four there. Oh, I saw that. And he said that was the album cover.

But the project is due at the end of the month, I think. End of April. Why would anyone think that this is like an April Fool's joke? Because it came out

on April 1st. And these people are doing anything on April 1st to get you talking. I think this is the real album cover. I think so as well.

And he's never put, he's never had an album cover like that. He's never had an album cover with someone's body. Yeah, she look like Friednik.

I mean, maybe it's some super salacious, like, sexy shit. The album. The I mean, maybe it's some super salacious, like, sexy shit. The album. The music. Most of it's... Well, maybe it's like...

You ain't give a fuck about Pardons. Maybe it was some sexy shit. All right. We gotta get on French time. That's it. We're not on French time. French shoots. Yo, man, what's the girl?

6 p.m. It's a legit question What's the girl? 6 p.m. It's a legit question. She come alive at 6 p.m. Oh, shut up. Is that right? Don't jump on the bandwagon. Don't talk to Ish like that after your movie scene. She's coming in with a different confidence, too.

They're supposed to support that. I can't wait to see the kidnapping. Oh, my God. Hey, y'all was right about Party Next Door, though. Because my daughter, her little friend, listening to that, man, I'm like, I told her, turn that shit off, man. Joe was talking about all the girls

like Party Next Door. I don't like that. She knew it was songs and everything. It's niggas that like Party Next Door. I mean, people like Party Next Door. I'm excited. I'm excited for the album to drop whenever it drop. Yeah.

I'm excited for Party. They taking me back to 2014. Party, Bryson. Bryson this week. Yeah, Bryson put some heat out. Hold up, man. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Yes, he did.

I was paying one of them drinks and I was asleep. I was too, but I'm going to step on your shit. Just play it now. I got guns in the tuck. Ooh. You talking to me like that, but don't talk to Mel like that. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. I ain't your ops. It's a shootout. I'm not your sleeper ops. Man at mailbag. He talking to me now at mailbag. I got something in the tuck.

Nigga, shut up. Anyway. Bryson Friday. Okay. Yeah. Any other big releases Friday? I don't know about big releases. Pause.

You're nasty. We got our names on the guest list. I can't forget your name. Always had it on a necklace. I think Bryson's in his pocket. It's a new phone. Who this? As soon as I text it.

Then I saw a pretty little place sitting right by the exit New Japan I said it's funny that you here Cause I know this really ain't your thing This is fire Let's go Bryson This record is called Calypso And I think Bryson's

project is coming soon I ain't trying to kill the vibe You can see it in my face I'm torn That's all I got for y'all man Jackson's project is coming soon. Ay. That's all I got for y'all, man. That's all I got. That's just hard. Bryson Tiller is dropping this month. I don't know when, but it's this month. It's supposed to be Friday.

And the album's called Bryson Tiller. On Friday? It's supposed to be April 5th, unless something changed. Can't wait. Can't wait. Can't wait. Sounds good. Y'all want to get into this Neptune's beef?

Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This one is a little It's hard to decipher right now, right? Because Push is saying

that this ain't nothing that his lawyer is trying to cause some friction. From what I gather, Pharrell, back in 2022, applied to trademark the Neptune's name in his own name. Okay.

Chad's attorneys have said, hey, we always did everything split equally. And if Pharrell's doing that, it should be in both of our names. It should. Pharrell's people are saying, no, we just doing this to keep some outside third party from coming to grab the name and we have no problem splitting it as we agreed upon

but if that's your intent then why you ain't do it right Ishan Parks own a company I go to file so third party can't steal our shit

when I go to file I'm going to put Ishan Parks on there I'm not going to put me on there and then say yo I was just doing this to be preventive I'm going to put bothhan Parks on there I'm not going to put me on there and then say yo I was just doing this to be preventive I'm going to put both of us down there

I got all your information we've been in business for 20 years true yeah that sounds like some long game shit it ain't hard or I'm sure they own

mad LLC's put the shit in the name of an LLC that we both jointly own like this is an easy thing this is 101 in business if that was your intent you would have did it

that's what Chad's people are saying basically Pharrell people said yo we reached out an easy thing. This is 101 in business. If that was your intent, you would have did it. That's what Chad's people are saying, basically. Pharrell people said, yo, we reached out to the Mad Times to try and get both of them to own the registration.

I don't think it's that hard. Again, you got my information. You can fill out that fucking trademark paperwork online. You don't need a signature. You don't need none of that shit.

I could just include your name on the paperwork and push it through. So, I mean... I mean, it's sad if they can't even get in contact with each other. That is true, too. That's the real question. I want to know how long

has that been going on? Because I know there's been talk, even in the production side, about how, you know, production has sounded differently. It does. Where was the split? Why was it a split? how production has sounded differently. It does. Where was the split? Why was it a split? Are they not speaking even on speaking terms to be even to say

yeah let's get a I'm trying to make this move to protect us. They might not even be talking. That's crazy. And we just didn't know. And they kept it under wraps pretty well. Yeah, but we've seen pictures of them in the studio and shit. We've seen pictures of them together.

Man, this Neptune's Beef rumor been out for over a decade. But it wasn't necessarily confirmed. No? It wasn't confirmed and not, I guess, widespread. But the music inside of people have hinted toward Neptune's beef for a long time. Now, like I said, this just came about in 2021, 2022. So I don't know where the relationship stood prior to, but this is confirmation for some of us.

And it don't sound as innocent as I want to keep this out of a, this sound like bullshit going on. Yeah, it could be. It sound like one of y'all is on some bullshit and the other one is not. And I'm just talking about the optic. For Chad to be as low profile as he's been for over 20 years, it don't look the greatest. That's true.

For real. That's true. Pusha T jumped out and commented on it and said, There's not a dollar involved in this stupidity just a lawyer looking to drink to drain Chad's pockets unreal I don't believe that I don't believe that I don't make sense I know I know that Pharrell's pushes man yeah and pushes my man that's my guy so I want to have respect for what he's saying. But it don't sound that way.

It don't sound like this is not about a dollar amount at all. Because this is an easy fix. The attorney don't have to drain your pockets. If you go register the trademark the proper way,

it's said and done. And don't put that out there to where as you just now assume that Chad is stupid enough for a lawyer to just be draining his pockets over something frivolous.

It's a good point too. It's a good point too. Like have respect for somebody's issue whether you agree with it or not. And it just don't sound that way. It just sounds fishy.

I'm not a lawyer. I'm not an attorney. But just music ears? No, nigga. Common sense ears. what you talking about music ain't got nothing to do with this yo if you want my name

to be on the paperwork put my name on the paperwork right ta-da the shit is solved you didn't you filled it out with your name

exclusively I want to know what Mandy and Bridget think about this hello call them I want to know what Manny and Bridget think about this. Hello? Call them. Call and ask.

No. I won't because that's messy. You pick them quick. The Neptune's era was the greatest fucking Pharrell era, man. I'm sad that we'll never get it back. Bridget, you put the... You put the... Yeah, yeah. No.

Put the what? Candy. Tastes like candy. I can feel it in her heart. Bridget, you better not have put Deceited Thing is response T on the same little thingamajiggy as Deceited thing is Patreon page and just changed it to everything is fine. You better not have did that.

What? You better not have left the change the name to the see the thing is shit to your new podcast. Everything is fine. While you in a legal dispute over breaking up properties between, see the thing is, you better not have did that. Because if you did that, that means that I get paid. You'll be gone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No way I get paid again. Nah. Good looking. No way. I don paid a gift. Nah. Good looking. No way. I don't believe it. I don't even believe this. Holy shit.

Hey, this is hearsay until it's not. I thought that was my last heated thing is check. Yo, until that wire hit. Yo, go subscribe. Go subscribe. Patreon slash slash. You got your 15 bucks back real quick. What?

That's not. See? Look at you. My guy don't play. Won't he do it? He will always get it done. Powerball back up to a billion. Damn, that quick?

No, that was the other one. It's another one. The mega was the other one. Oh, okay, okay. Powerball is up to a billion. Yeah. I've been going to every shop right in sight. Look, let me tell you what I be doing.

Like, I'll be in the little... In the gay club? Yo. Yeah, just make it awkward. You have nothing to do with nothing. Now he got an attitude. I just fuck the whole floor. I'll be in the communities that don't.

In the sticks, in the hills. You know what I mean? All those communities. The little dirty areas. Shut up. This is too kinky. Man, you're an idiot. You got to buy the tickets out there.

I was going to tell you that that's the trick. You got to go out to the little tiny little towns. And buy the ticket. Yeah, and buy the rinky-dink. The ticket at the moment. You got to go out to the little tiny little towns. Yeah. And buy the ticket. Yeah, and buy the rinky-dink. That's what I do. Get a hundred there. Try to come up. Well, you good.

A nigga like me. You can get out. Hey, Flip. You can't ride out there. I can't ride out there. It's just good. I get what you're saying. He looks a little.

When they hear that. I know his great-grandfather. He good. Me? Get your ass out of this town, boy. Then lock the door. Stop. You just saying he's sundown town brown?

Sundown town brown. He can hang out a little after sundown. It's just good with the white suit and black. He stays around 830. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, he's stupid, son. But nah, that's where you go. I crack them.

150. Oh, wow. 150. You driving a lot For that $100 Yo let me tell you Something fam I done spent

Two $300 On some shit That ain't never Gonna give me A billion dollars back It's worth it Touche Ta-da

We done bought a steak Bought some box Nah I threw some money On some box That I ain't even Get nothing from So yeah I'm gonna go ahead And take that That ain't even get nothing from. So, yeah, I'm going to go ahead and take that.

That shot. You are a bartender's nightmare. Wow. I forgot I was out with you the other night, too. Why I'm a bartender's nightmare? Because you a diva. How? Go ahead.

Open it up. Yo, damn. Open it up. Go ahead. Open it up. Because this is what I it up This nigga will Shape the story This nigga is a shapeshifter

Nightcrawler What the fuck are you talking about Go ahead Tell the story I know what he talking about So say it for him So this is what happened I want to hear your version I want to hear your version I know what he talking about, bud. So say it. Say it for him. All right, so this is what happened. No, no, no, no.

I won't hear your version yet. No, his version. I want to hear your version. My version is not a lot big to do thing. I want to hear what you guys are saying. I think I know what he talking about. Mine is quick. It's quick.

It's not even drawn out. I go on the spot. I set reservations on the spot. Okay. Boom. Get to the spot. No reservations. They got a seat with my name on it

but I made reservations we're at the bar I made reservations for three oh no I need my other two voila

go ahead boom so you sitting around shout out to DJ Wala Jersey look everybody cool in the spot so you're not

trying to be a dick you know what I'm saying you're just waiting until spots open up so yo Ish people were supposed to leave a dick. You know what I'm saying? You're just waiting until spots open up. Pack night. People are supposed to leave by now. They didn't leave. I got you. So I'm chilling. Okay. Are your people with you?

Yeah. They beat me there. Boom. So look, I'm being patient though. You're nice. So two spots are open. I go over there. Somebody has their reservation name. I hit the nigga. I said, yo, can I take them spots? He said, said yeah They gone anyway They had a fight

He moves the names Yo tell your peoples Come over here Cool At that very moment My man hits me Yeah see you in here A little early

Oh shit Where you come from Who is it It's Joe Joe now Has carte blanche In the spot So they tell my man to now come over here.

But guess what happens? Joe now comes and says, oh, oh, well, puts a seat right there. Right. So now I'm feeling funny. Who gets the green room if Kelly Rose and Jennifer Lopez? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So now I'm like, oh, dog.

Now I'm in a pickle. I said, yo. Joe says, yo, I don't care about it. They better stay in their ass right here. There's no space, though. Long story short, Joe sits there. I get a hookah board over there now. I order food there now before Joe comes.

I ordered all my shit. Now Joe's there. They're not going to make Joe move for my unknown friends. That's true. So now I have the bartender take my hookah back across the bar, take my ginger beer back across the bar. So I think that's what you're hinting at about me being a diva. That's not being a diva.

Sounds like you're the diva a little bit. Yeah, that's foul. Not that either. It's not foul. That's not like I'm a diva. I haven't done or said anything in this story. He ain't do nothing. I ain't do shit.

He ain't do nothing wrong. And I'm not saying that. I'm only laughing because I was there. And I know the bartender. So if you know the bartender and there's 400 people at the bar, you already know that she's stressed enough. She's super stressed. You order a drink, you're going to wait 10 minutes.

It's going to be she moving around. You're going to stare at her, get mad that she's taking too long. At a hot bar, it's a hot bar. It's don't drink. Right. Water. Ginger beer. So his Fruit punch

His interpretation Of a hot bar Might look different So I just seen Ice With the Muslim Brothers Last night And now I'm back In here again

With King Muslim With King Muslim Ish Big Islam All I do is Put my seat Next to Ish And just

Listen to Ish That's all I did And for the next 20 to 30 minutes It was seat next to Ish and just listen to Ish. That's all I did. And for the next 20 to 30 minutes, it was, hey, hey, let me get a such and such and such.

All right, hey, let me get a such and such for such and such. Then Ish would walk around, you know, he'd do his mayor, mayor of Kingstown thing.

Then he'd walk around, he'd walk to the other side. So now the spot that the bartender know you was at, you no longer there. So now you call the bartender Knew you was at You no longer there So now you call the bartender Hey

Hey Bring my hookah And all of my drinks From over there Bring it over here Over here Bring it over here now You had the bartender

Moving your shit Along with you Then he would pick up his drink Walk back to the other side Of the bar Then when it was time To go back He would make the bartender

Hey yo I'm going to the table Over here This table over here. This table over here. Bring Nat Hooker and those two drinks from over here, over there to over there with my friends and they drinks too. Yo, Nat looked at me and said, yo, I want to kill Ish. I want Ish to get the fuck.

He is driving me crazy. And I'm looking at him. He doing his president thing like, eh. I'm like, yo, I love Ish. You know the doing his president thing like I love it you know the wild I love this funny cuz I love this yo you don't even drink liquor that's my man that's what makes it all for now but we're just gonna hook in front of him on my tip I don't know so well I'm just whatever the fuck I think I'm gonna be drinking water if I spend $20 on water I might give you a

hundred and twenty dollars on the bill mmm The niggas that drink liquor don't do that. Them niggas be $3, $4. So the story that he doing, he exaggerating it. So you didn't have the moving audience up all of them? How much time did she... She voluntarily moved it for me. So she know where you're going. She's a sidekick. Oh, oh, oh.

Again, we put this... Might call a flunky guy. Oh! You just called... I called my friend a flunky guy. You called me a flunky guy. Hey, Nat, this my friend a flunky. You called me a flunky. Hey, Nat, this is Joe Button from the Joe Button Podcast. Hi, Joe.

Hey, real quick, real quick, because we on a break and we on air. Do you remember what Ish tipped you the other night? Maybe if I can take the hookahs to the other side of the bar. Yeah, do you remember? Yeah, I remember that. No, do you remember what Yeah, I remember that. No, do you remember what he tipped you? What he what? What he tipped you.

I don't remember that. All right. All right, I'll call you back. All right. Now, that sounded too brawly. It was. It might have been 120. 120.

Yeah, what did you say? I wasn't going to call corner, but God damn it. You want to do cash after? Hey! Biggish! He's going to pull up the seat. He's going to pull up the seat. I love this nigga.

That's my man. Put it out, nigga. Put it on the seat. Sorry. Put it out. Listen. Oh. What does *** say?

There's two of them. Rhythm O? One says $3,904. The other one say $130. Bitch, we just playing with you. I know. We just playing. I'm just saying.

Nigga, so if I'm getting service, I'm paying for service. That's peace. I'm good. I ain't mad. No question is served. I'm not mad at all I'm just saying so whether I drink water whether I

drink a Snapple nigga like alright cool she kinda little so she had to move mad shit you stressed out like that listen what else

what else what else is important or unimportant what else happened to music hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on bro

cause you got a story to tell. My favorite part of the show. After prize picks. Hey, yo, so y'all got to be careful with the bidet shit, man. You know, I used it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

The bidet, whatever is cool. Did you just buy one? No, it's in my house. OK. So I used the shit, and it was comfortable. They got a bidet and no cologne. I do So I used the shit, and it was comfortable. They got a bidet and no cologne. I do got cologne.

Watch your fucking mouth. I got cologne. I got mad cologne. Watch your mouth. What kind? Huh? I got Burberry. I got the Dior joint.

I don't know the name. I'll take a picture and send it to you. It's juke. So listen. He said it. You said I'm cheap? No, I ain't juke. Juke.

Same thing. Juke ain't cheap. Yo, don't listen. Yo, man. I like juke. Listen? No, I ain't jupe. Jupe? Same thing. Jupe ain't cheap. Yo, don't listen. Yo, man. I like jupe. Listen, stop, stop. I'll get you later. Calvin Klein.

Let's just guess flips. Cologne. Obsession. Cool. Obsession. What's that cologne back in the day with the nigga with the body, with the body shit made out of the body? Gordie A.

Oh, Gordie A. All right, share. So I used a bidet, right? Poor bidet. I didn't know it had, I didn't know it was a hot and cold shit. So I put on the water. I'm like, oh, this shit getting warm. I'm feeling comfortable. That shit burned my whole ass.

Nigga had to jump up for real. I didn't know the water got hot like that. So you sat there and let the water run on your ass. I did. That's the whole point of the bidet. I let it clean me up. Pause. But it got hot. That shit burns, son. I think I third degree burns.

I had to call JR to help me. Yo, that's a weird question. To help you do what? I had to call JR. JR, my asshole's burning. You know how that we do nothing, but what I'm saying is that I had to call JR.R., son. Yo, J.R. putting the antibacterial cream on your ass?

I got a wife for that. You crazy? No, but what I'm saying is that you have to be careful because it's a left and right. I'm just playing with the knobs, pause. I put it on and it felt, oh, this shit feels warm. The red and the blue didn't tip you off? It's a real question. I didn't turn it off.

First of all, when I first got it, I turned it on and it splashed in my face. Oh, you took a face shot? What was you like this? The bidet gave you the pores. I got a rim. I'm going to fry you up. Man.

No, for real. I just turned it on from the back like this. Pores is what I was doing. From the back? There's poor people around. I just turned it on from the back like this pause And I got a lot of cologne nigga you get it for Christmas, right What's the last bottle of cologne you bought? Exactly.

Myself? Exactly. A Gucci one. When was this? I didn't buy this shit out of Trader Joe's. Marshall. Swap me. You bought cologne for the last time last year? Yeah.

My wife didn't buy me cologne like you said. No, I didn't get it. Yeah. But I'm going to get my cologne back. I got a lot of cologne though. No. No, I didn't get it. Yeah. But I'm going to get my cologne bag back. I got a lot of cologne though. No, peace. That's peace. Hey yo,

when was the last you bought Bengay? Or what's the shit called that you dye your shit? What is it called? Help me. I don't dye my hair. Yeah, just for men, nigga.

Never. Huh? Never. You got alopecia again? Stop playing. What's up? What's up? Your shit getting thinner

and thinner at the top. You looking stressed. They out them clothes on you. And they got all black on with the brown sneakers. What else is important or unimportant wherever you guys would like to go? The Adam 22 joint. Ish, break it down.

Come on, Ish. Ish what? Break it down. Break it down for us. I don't know what that nutty ass nigga doing. This guy's a kook. Okay, I'll help you. All what? Break it down. Break it down for us. I don't know what that nutty ass nigga doing. This guy's a kook. Okay, I'll help you. Thank you.

All right, Jesus. Okay. Oh, word today. Shut up. Shut up. Because y'all seem to be so afraid of this conversation. Oh. Yeah.

What he did? So he posted a picture and a caption basically saying that he was really excited about the fact that he was having his first gay male porn experience. And he posted a picture. He posted several. Well, yeah. It was a slideshow. Yeah. I didn't see the slideshow.

Now, do you think this is COE or do you think that this is real? This also happened on April 1st. I think it's April Fool's Joe. No but he's Joe reported on this last week. He's been hitting at that way more before April 1st came. So he posted a slideshow with another gentleman and he goes on

to tell the gentleman thank you so much I'm honored for you allowing me to quote unquote tear that ass up and he went on to proceed accordingly. So I don't know if it's true. I don't know if it's false. But I think he's just taking COE to another level.

Well, as our resident gay porn analysis, Mel. Oh, true, true, true. That's your bad. I've discovered that it's not really my favorite genre anymore. I'm more into gang bangs. Gang bang? Whoa. No, not gang. Straight gang.

We got her. We fucking got fucking gotta the truth shall set you free what so yeah hold on is that gang bang a white gang bang go black but she's not oh you Oh, you on black. Oh, you on reparation. You on insight. Reparation. No, you on insight. Oh, you on insight. Asian. She's what? She's Asian. Oh, okay, okay. Anyways.

How many holes? What? How many holes are they putting it in? All of them. A three, man. Yeah. Hell, boy. Look at Poe.

Hell, boy. Parks, you had a question. But go ahead, Tia. You're the gay porn aficionado. Break it down. Parks, you had a question. But go ahead. You're the gay porn aficionado.

Break it down. I'm sorry, but the person that, the man that he apparently smashed his cakes, I wouldn't want to see them. Smash his cakes? I wouldn't want to see them. What? Because I liked more Clash of the Titans kind of gay porn. Two muscular men?

Big, brolic, yes. Release the crackhead. Yo. That was, boy. That would have been one of my favorites. At a PC.

What the? Man, you a freak. Yeah. That's debatable. I mean, I'm, thoughts and prayers.

I think, I think dude is just committed to the COE at any and all costs. Yeah, that's what it looked like. Did you read the comments, Ice? I didn't read anything. Okay, my fault.

But it's just a lot of things he's been doing just says, I want to get eyes and clicks and looks at any and all costs. So I see this just as another step in that. I personally wouldn't do it. Do what? I wouldn't do any of that. But you don't believe in C.O.E. anyway. I don't.

That's what I'm saying. So I just see him, and with the pictures and stuff coming out on April 1st, I see this as just like a long rollout. That's him just playing around with it, Paul. And depending on the reception He gets from it I think he might commit to it What if they already filmed?

Or maybe he might release it Pause Contingent upon Yeah Contingent on How this is You know The feedback he gets from it

Ice are you into porn? Ice? Yeah What's that shit with the van That be on the internet? Like, everybody be in the van. The Bang Bus. Bang Bus.

That's not Bang Bros. Bang Bus. Oh, Bang Bus. So how long this shit been around? Because I just came across it. Oh, no, that's been around for a minute. It's a mainstay. It's classic.

That ain't going nowhere. So the shit was on the black couch. That's the sign of shit. That's like the big three, but for porn. Yeah. Okay, so. Can you explain the Bang Bus to me? The story is they pick up a girl on the street and then they fuck her in the back of the bus and

there's like a dirty they had the short uh baby alien dude yeah they had him did he participate in that for real you think yeah oh okay salute oh I don't even know what they talking about. I feel like a mutt. What happened? There's some baby alien. That's what they call him. He's a person. Yeah, I don't want to

be a little person. Well, it's more than that. Yeah, it's more than that. Okay. But there's been a thing where they've been getting like the baddest women to sleep

with him. Where they find these girls at though? Nigga they go to California looking for love. I'm just saying. I'm not hating on them. And they end up in the main bus? I'm not knocking it. Got it. Man people out here broke. And they offering the check and we're gonna go viral and all of this. So that's what it is.

Like I cool. From what I hear they got women like beating down their door into the interview. Nigga, I saw my homegirl in that bang bus shit. I didn't even know what it was. I thought she was just in there doing an interview.

Oh, she was getting interviews. She got interviewed. I shared my feelings, yo. Did she get the job? I don't know. I'm trying to find the link. Why hurt your feelings?

God, it's like, what you doing? I thought she was just getting interviewed, man, until I went to a rabbit hole and realized, like, I saw the little alien dude. What's his name?

Baby Alien. Baby Alien. I'm like, oh, they smashing in there. Yeah. So I tried to look for her video to see if she, you know, went through the ring, but I didn't see it. I thought it was just an interview. Like, niggas just interviewing people in the bus. That's what happens.

No, no. It's that. Yeah, it's that. They ask some questions and then they want to see the body of work. Physical therapy. Got it. Is it better than Bang Bros?

I don't want to be the guy that steps on what y'all have going on. But are y'all unpacking interviews on Bang Buses? Maybe. We didn't even know what the Bang Bus was.

We were just helping our brother out. That's it. Thank you. Thank you. That's it. Thank you. That's it. Thank you. Well, salute to Adam 22 and your new Ventures.

Venture. COE. Yeah. Some people just commit to it. Do y'all take any, do y'all take anything about LeBron rapping

Kendrick's verse on like that? What, he just say he's shooting that drink now? Just, you know, everything today is optic. Yo, when I see this thing, all I feel is that Drake piss a lot of niggas off. That's how I feel when I see it.

When a lot of people choosing these sides, I feel like he piss a lot of... They hyping this record. Niggas is unfollowing him. I wouldn't be surprised if he did something to Braun. I wouldn't be surprised. Because that's how I'm feeling now. Everybody can't be mad at this one nigga.

They can't. They could be, but I ain't really... You know what I mean. There has to be a reason. I ain't really take nothing from the Braun thing. I think he just was caught up in the moment with the hottest song out. And they always got a camera in his face of some sort. And in the layup line, they're playing the song and he's singing it.

got a camera in his face in some sort and he's and in the layup line they playing the song and he's singing it i don't necessarily look at it like it's a shot from braun to drake and when drake's direction no i don't i ain't looking at it like that do you think as as petty as we see drake to be do you think he takes that anyway or likes any funny post about braun you know how he gets or do you do you see anything like that happening nigga put 12 more holes in travis scott head everything somebody do to him travis scott he just gotta catch him over here uh yeah drake drake probably felt the way about it yeah i mean he liked the post but sure he felt that way about it and that was the game that lebron went nine for ten from three to absolutely torched brooklyn like he was out there doing that 40 year old shouldn't be able to do um

and that song does get you hype it really do i think i think rap beef shouldn't have a a place and just vibes like if you just vibing see i think that's the purpose of certain rap records like when Drake did you know I'm just like when Drake did stay scheming I'm a dish you but I'm a dish you on a record that you're not gonna be able to escape like it's going it's such a fly record that even if you're not on that type of time like I'm just going over here to kick it you still gonna hear it it's a rough record it's a rough record Ross record. It's a Ross record, though. Well, yeah, it's a Ross record. I can't expound on it because it's going to sound like hate.

But you can stay scheming on your own now. I could say the same thing about Kendrick doing this on Future's record. This is not on your own. We still want to hear Kendrick do it on his own. I know. I'm just saying the diss. I like this diss as a feature. Hold up. I like this diss as a future diss. Be clear. I don't like this diss as a Kend the diss. I like this diss. I think it's dope doing it as a feature. Hold up. I like this diss

as a future diss. Be clear. I don't like this diss as a Kendrick diss. I like future tagging Kendrick in to say, get at these niggas for me. I like that.

I don't like that. I don't like that part. I absolutely love it. If I got a problem with you. I like the reverse. I think Kendrick went crazy and that verse was fire. I think the beat,

I think it was just a dope marriage. I don't like the fact that future did that. I think the beat, I think it was just a dope marriage. I don't like the fact that Future did that. I want to ask y'all how long before nobody cares about any of this beef,

but if these niggas reply eight months from now, we'll listen to it. We'll be right back in it. We're listening. We're unpacking it. It's already starting to die down, I think,

a little bit. It's just people so thirsty for anything. That's why. Dreamville is coming up. Mm-hmm. That album is coming. Mm-hmm. That album is coming. Mm-hmm.

You know what it is? It's going to be- O.B.O. Fest is coming. It's going to be- Once things start happening with any of these three artists, or any of the big artists in general, that's when things will either turn up or die down. Drake is posting pictures of microphones.

He is. Studio pictures. And, yo, Drake. He is. Studio pictures. And, yo, Drake's tour is over next week. I think Drake is going to burn these niggas. I'm just saying, Drake's tour is over next week. Y'all not rushing me while I'm still in performance mode. I'm still in tour mode. But when I'm done and I get to sit down and really lock in on a couple of you niggas that I want to talk back to I'ma do it but I'm not

going to be rushed to do it that's what I that's the mistake that Meek did he allowed the public to rush him to put out a record when you wasn't ready you couldn't get the proper studio that you needed to you just rushed it in response to the public

I think that's such a crutch that's what happened niggas only hold that time sensitive response thing to Drake because he did the time sensitive response thing to a nigga that was on tour yeah that's why people are saying

hey Drake it's five days it's been a week it's been two weeks this is a lot different than that you absolutely right. He should be able to respond whenever he get good and ready. But because he's the one that put that on Meek, people are trying to put that on him. Okay. Now, I'm with Flip.

I want to know why all of these people are mad at you. Before we get to a rap record, before we get to the rhyming of some words diss tracks it could be spicy memes all that instagram i want to know why all of these people are mad at you it could be a couple of things it could just be like drake said they can see my deal and see they deal now they upset that could be one a lot of niggas gonna harbor some shit about that that's cat two we was hold up hold up hold up i argued it last part, but that is cat. But wait, two, we was never friends. I never fucked with you like that. This was a beneficial thing.

But now that this nigga's who I fuck with, too, okay, now we got somebody against you. All right, cool. These niggas all fit with me anyway. That's true, but that's cat too. Let me ask you a question, Ice. When somebody's not as popular before they get popular, right? When they finally get popular,

they think they can do whatever they want. I say that to say that a lot of these niggas be shooting at the same bitches. That's what it be for me when I hear about it. Niggas go out their way to fuck a nigga girl or fuck a girl that a nigga fucked with and he tell you, that's my shorty, or you see that I'm fly with her.

I'm not saying that Drake did it, but when I put things together and I'm starting to think and what I'm hearing I'm saying it's true or false but I had a nigga just like to no matter who it is like this they work yeah he'd like to shoot shoot a shot and I guess do that yeah I want to know the tea I don't think we'll ever feel you and I ish have a financially lucrative relationship and that only but it is lucrative both ways for over ten years mm-hmm it ain't even just a random girl that's gonna get us out of that bag you have to have did something. Maybe.

It's not just girls as we travel. I think what happens. This ain't you did something to one person's random girl or one person's girlfriend and all of these people are responding this way. No, I think. This ain't that.

I think that maybe it's bad. And this ain't you got the best deal so all of us are mad enough to diss you. It's not that either. I don't think that. Whatever they are framing this as is deeper than that. From what I hear, I'll tell you off my, but anyway, what I'm saying is I think that a lot of that shit goes into pillow talking. I think a lot of niggas be fucking with multiple chicks.

And then men, like, we've seen men do this when we was kids. Like, oh, you like him? Oh, that bitch ass? You know what I'm saying? Dudes do that. Drake alludes to that on some songs. Like, yo, you saying shit to these chicks and you framing it as jokes. You know what I'm saying? About me, like,

niggas do that. So you might be a street nigga. You might be like oh you fuck with that square ass nigga and the girl might come tell you could be uh a money getting nigga you like oh you be fucking with them broke ass niggas like that the girl that likes that broke nigga is gonna tell girls tell my nigga once you get fly with the chick she tells so I think a lot of that is going into playing like Flip said. They all fucking the same girls. You know what I'm saying? And whoever the chick likes the most or chicks like to stay in the shit and carry the male back and forth.

Yo, he said this. Well, he said this. And then, well, he said. And that's it. So I think a lot of that shit stems from women. The crazy shit in this for me, and it's going to sound crazy, but a lot of the women do not be held accountable. They don't. And that's where it gets tricky for me.

A lot of the women don't be held accountable because they make the choice to participate in whatever endeavors they participate in. How would you have them be held accountable? I mean, I think niggas should get mad at both parties. Me. You fucked my man. I'm just saying if that's what it was. I ain't fucking with you. I don't give a fuck, bitch. You foul. And I ain't fucking with you neither. I'm just saying me.

If my ex or if a girl I fucked with fucked my man, I'm not fucking with that bitch no more. I'm not fucking with him neither. If I fuck with her, because you foul just as foul as he is. Too much pussy out here. That's how I look at it. I look at it a little bit different. Y'all niggas like to keep going back and swimming in the same

sea and that's how the pillow talking and shit start. I try to nip that in the butt. I don't want to talk about nothing. I don't want to hit nothing. You foul just as him. I'm moving on. That's how I look at it. That's how that same shit start going right back into the same pond you was in. Nigga, once she invite another nigga to a pond, nigga, leave that pond

alone. It's a big ass pond. Yeah, it do. It do be a big pond. And the pond got a lot of shit in there. It be clear water. She did a little turtle snapping, but no, no, no, no.

You want niggas to leave the pond alone because somebody else was in the pond? I'm saying, no, no, I'm not saying niggas in general.

This is just how I think. If I fuck with you and you my shorty and you fuck my man and you wasn't my shorty, I'm mad at bothiggas in general. This is just how I think. If I fuck with you, and you my shorty, and you fuck my man, and you wasn't my shorty, I'm mad at both of y'all. You have to get us equal rights. Fuck that double standard shit when it comes to that. No, I'm not fucking with you neither.

So you're saying niggas will fall out with their mans, but still go fuck with shorty? Still. Because sometimes it's a goal. They may fuck with her to find out what's... Because niggas like gossip as well. Niggas like to pillow talk. Niggas like to hear shit.

And there was a time that I was hard on the whole pillow talk and shit, but there are some times when you land with somebody and you have a conversation, the conversation come up. But I try to avoid it. Prevention is better than the cure for me. I try to avoid it. I've watched it. I've watched niggas die from it. I see what's

going on, so that's just me. A lot of women do not get held accountable. That's their bag. It's like you expect that from them. Oh, she's a, yeah, she gonna fuck whoever she want. A lot of fucker, you mad at the nigga, but you not mad at her. Whatever she got, she got that fire. She gotta be held accountable for fucking who she want?

No. Yes. Okay. She gotta be, not who she want, but she gotta be held, yeah, you could reverse it like that, but yes, yes. You got to be, if you was my ex

and you fucked my man, yes, you held accountable. Now, the only thing I'm going to do is not fuck with you no more. Okay. That's peace.

There we go. Because it looks like you're on a different side from what I am, but I know you're not going to really speak on it, but it looks like you're, because I do want to, hopefully off camera,

you get to tell me your ideology, because I would like to hear it. You know what I mean? Of how you think when it comes to that. Why shouldn't you hold the woman accountable like the man? But, you know. Yeah, that's good. Tell me. Why wouldn't you hold both of them accountable, Ish?

You, boy, you good. Now you're going to look straight in the camera. What's your theatrics? Your fake squint. My opinion, you stood on the opposite side of this when we discussed it before. I think that a woman and a man, they do what they do. I think if you my man and you fuck my current girl, I think that's disgusting.

Got it. You know what I'm saying? I think that a woman is free to do what they want to do. I don't think that they should be punished for doing what they doing.

Don't bring that shit to me though. I don't want to hear about it. So you put not talking to them or fucking with them as a punishment? What you mean? Because all I said is I won't fuck with them.

Yeah, but it's like a judgment almost. Like yeah, I don't want to hear it. I'm not fucking with you no more. Like I ain't, you know what I mean is that I won't fuck with him. Yeah, but it's like a judgment almost. Like, yeah, I don't want to hear it. I'm not fucking with you no more. Like, I ain't, you know what I mean? So you would still fuck with her

if, if, if, if your shorty, your shorty, y'all split up and she go fuck your man. So, you can still be cool. Would I hit it?

You can still be cool with her and entertain and fuck with her after that. It's circumstantial. So for me, it depends on how long ago we used to fuck around

it depends on you know what I mean how close I am with the dude all of those things matter cause you know we got levels of friendships with dudes

if it's a nigga that's my man man you might have been popping that nigga when we was together that's gonna crush your brain organically but if it's a nigga

that you know I know and he popped you I don't know about your man that's different that's not my man he know I know and he popped you, I'm talking about your man. That's different. That's not my man. He said my man. I'm sticking with Flip's example. He said your man.

Your man. So this is your chick. Y'all stop dealing with each other for every reason. And she go fuck your man. Y'all adding all these emotional ass hypotheticals.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. But it is emotional when it comes to somebody you fuck with. There's always emotions involved. That girl ain't your girl. She not your girl.

She ain't your girl. Why ain't your hypothetical? Oh, my girl. My friend hit my girl. No. We talking about bitches that is for the streets, in the streets, moving around. Where does the coach come into play? We gonna keep it real here.

These niggas treat them chicks like they girl. That don't matter. A lot of them niggas sit there and cut them. It doesn't matter. Not only does that not matter, but that's hate. That's not hate. That is hate. That's not hate.

It don't matter, but it ain't hate to me. It is hate because it don't matter how he treat the girl. It ain't his girl. But I'm saying that's where he's coming from with the attitude. If he wanted to trip, vacations, Italy, gifts, shopping, public affection, it's still not your girl. You niggas can act like that's your girl all day.'s still not your girl. You niggas can act like that's your girl all day. It's not your girl. Other niggas can fuck.

You're not the only nigga that is tempting to her. You're not the only nigga with a bag. You're not the only nigga with money, power, respect. You're not the only nigga with courtside tickets. You're not the only nigga with a Ferrari. You're not the only nigga to nothing. That's not your girl. When it's your girl, you might have some type

of agency to this. These niggas, they not they girl. Not sure. These niggas treat, who gives a fuck how they treat them? I'm talking about

they treat they girl. You know niggas that have fallen in love with the chick for the streets. You know she for the streets. You know you shouldn't even be looking at her that way, but these sucker ass niggas

fall for her every time. And then they behave that way they're wrong for it but they do that's what I was about to ask you we all know that

that's what I was about to ask you yeah they wrong for that you can't be wrong at the next nigga for popping no but that's my man

you can't be wrong the next nigga can't be mad I mean the next nigga can't be wrong for popping one and you wrong

for sitting there getting in your feelings over the chick that wasn't your chick oh I agree. And you wrong for sitting there getting in your feelings over the chick that wasn't your chick. Oh, I agree with that. You wrong. I agree with that. But we not going to.

We going to live in the real world here, too. You're not the only nigga that's saying that she got a fat ass. But we going to live in the real world here and say that shit happens every day. Exactly. Every day. It does. Niggas get in their feelings and fall for these chicks that is not your girl. And then when she go and do some not your girl shit, niggas go crazy.

She stay at your crib for five days. Y'all know my stance on that. I don't know. You can't. Yo, dog, you can't police nobody else's body, bro. Of course not. You can't police nobody else's body. I got you.

I got you. I don't think it's police. I think with all of these niggas, I think they just been all fake friends for the longest. True. It ain't been real. And I ain't been fucking with you. And now I just needed a reason. All right, cool.

Now it's cool. Now we not financially doing nothing together. So I don't have to fuck with you no more. That's all that shit has been with most of them niggas. Nah, no way. We just finished doing something financially together six months ago. We did. Just six months ago. We did.

Just six months ago, eight months ago, last year, we was doing stuff financially together. It's not just... There seems to be a united front against one person. I don't see that either. I don't see it to be a united front. Alright, never mind. Forget it. It's a split.

Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. Not a split. What's the split? Yeah, I don't see a split. It will be. Because niggas are going to go with the side that they think they could benefit the most from. Like if Drake is the man that I think I can get the bag with, I'm going to rock with him. You know what I'm saying? And based on how he's treated me in the past, he might have did that to y'all.

He ain't do that to me, so I'm over here. Happens all the time. We seen it with every split. What do y'all think about Puff being back outside? Anything? And when I say outside, they just got him outside of his Miami home. He was back at his Miami home, that homeland

raided. He was back there on the dock, dancing, drinking, having a blast. I mean, I think the nigga can't be a recluse forever. He was at home. He at home. It ain't like I was out in the club. Y'all at my house spying on me. But they got pictures of him in the club.

But I just think you got to get back in the saddle, Pauls. Have to get back outside. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to hear about the saddle when it comes to this. You got to get back in the saddle, Puff. Have to get back outside. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to hear about the saddle when it comes to this. You got to get back outside, though. You get what I'm saying? Like, you got to start living life again. I think Puff is just like, yo, listen, it's in my lawyer's hands.

I can't sit in the house and sit in the dark. Sit idle. Yeah, like, that could do things to you, so. I want to fix up a take from the last part. It looks like Ice was absolutely right about I'll be sure.

I take it all back. That's what I got for you. Okay. That's what I got for you. Wigs up. Can I ask? No. Okay.

Okay. Yo. No Okay Yo And old shit coming back to current times Did y'all see the trend now? It looks like the kids have discovered Mad Dog 2020 Oh yes On TikTok I saw a little article about

Teenagers Well not teenagers But young people Yeah They're discovering that They're discovering Goldschlager. They're discovering Jaguar. They're learning how to drink.

Cheek drink. On camera. Goldschlager. Oh. Blackhouse. Oh. What's that? Fireball.

Fireball, the cinnamon bullshit. Fireball's better. Fireball, but yeah, Fireball had its little resurgence. Yeah, it got its little resurgence.

It's white shit. Mad Dog 2020 coming back though? Mad Dog and Cisco is our shit, fam. The little resurgence. Mad Dog 2020 coming back though? Mad Dog and Sisqo was our shit, fam. The Sisqo grape and that Mad Dog. Now, you know what fucked me up about that? Peach buried some shit. I was about 18, 19. The MD don't stand for Mad Dog.

Says who? The company. The company's wrong. The company's wrong. That's like when Uno tried to tell us how to play Uno. The company's wrong. The company's wrong. That's like when Uno tried to tell us how to play Uno. The company's wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The company's wrong. The company's wrong. I saw that shit.

I said, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Yo. The company's wrong. My life has been maddoctor. We just made up, Mad Dog? Yeah. The company's wrong.

Yeah, we made it up. What is there for? I think that bottle used to say Mad Dog, but I'm hoping it didn't. It didn't. But- This is one of those Mandela effect things. Yeah. What the fuck do it stand for?

Nigga, that shit is Mad Dog. He still ain't found it. It's Myron, whatever the person's name. I'm a Myron. Myron Delano. Fuck out of here. That shit is Mad Dog 2020. Myron Delano. Mogan David.

The MD stands for his producer. Mogan David. The MD stands for his producer. Mogan David. Mad Dog. They should want to be called Mad Dog. Who the fuck is Mogan? Mogan David. The nigga that created it. That shit is Mad Dog 2020. That fucked me up though.

Stop trying to switch shit. We know what it mean. And I'm happy for the kids having discovered Mad Dog, a huge part of my upbringing and childhood. Played instrumental roles in some really fun and treacherous evil nights.

Oh, yeah. Y'all really messing out. Y'all didn't get to, y'all don't get to discover the real Everclear. That's true. Okay. Alizé,

is Alizé coming back too? You kids was out there having a blast with Four Loko, but you didn't really know. Nah. That was for real different. Yeah. That was for real different.

I never fucked with that. I ain't going to hold you. I never. I'm cool. I think I saw a couple of TikToks about Incredible Hulk's. The Alizé and the hypnotic concoction. They fucked up the flavors. That's Hennessy and hypnotic, I think.

Of Mad Dog? Yeah. What's the Mad Dog flavor? What's the flavors. That's Hennessy and hypnotic, I think. Of Mad Dog? Yeah. What's the Mad Dog flavors now? Some bullshit. Golden pineapple, dragon fruit. Rebrash. Blue raspberry. Acai berry.

Orange jewelry. Banana red and red grape wine. That banana red one was the name I was looking for. It was some other shit. Berry. The Mad Dog grape shit used to be stronger than the other one. That was the one. That was the name I was looking for it was some other shit berries the mad dog grape shit used to be stronger than the other one

that was the one that Cisco grape the Cisco grape the Cisco grape Cisco not back right it better not nah they better leave Cisco

that shit was called liquid crack they better leave that shit over I did the Cisco strawberry recently I did the Cisco strawberry. Recently? Recently? I didn't even know the niggas had a strawberry. Hey, that shit in the wine cabinet. That's some bougie shit.

Talking about 1995, 1996. Golden pineapple and dragon fruit. Nah, that's Cisco. Niggas that bougied out the Mad Dog. Huh? Yeah. Come on, my nigga? Those was the days, boy. Good old drinking in the 90s when St. Ives put out the

big bottle. The big wide mouth? Yeah, yeah, they put out the big bottle pause. Oh, what was some other good days? Valentine's. Oh, man. When E&J put out the cask and cream. Oh, the cask and cream was.

I was never going back to school. Was cask and cream. Cask and cream. I don't give a crap what y'all talking about. I wasn't going. No, it was not. I wasn't going back to class. I was never going to school again.

He was an idiot, yo. Y'all remember cask and cream? I remember cask and cream. Shitty bellies. I never drank that shit. Shitty bellies. It was cheap bellies, right? Yeah.

Cheap bellies. Good bellies. That was good bellies. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy.

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I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. I was crazy. You never drink Bacardi? No, 151. When the infamous was out. That 151.

We drink 151. You know how you feel about infamous? That 151 would burn a hole in your stomach. That 151 was it. That shit burn your chest all the way down. Lighting that shit on fire for no reason. You could. Uh-oh.

You used to do what, man? Nothing, sorry. No, no, no, no, no. Go ahead. Can't do that, man. No No we can't do that in 2024 Okay fine I used to use it To like spit fire

When I was a bartender That's how flammable This shit is That's what you had to hide? Huh? Why did you need to hide that? Well no Cause I didn't want to seem

Like I was stunting You know what I mean? Like spitting fire And stunting girl What are you working on? Universal Soul Circus? You don't give a fuck About no spitting fire I don't like girl? What are you, working for Universal Soul Circus? You don't give a fuck about those spitting fire.

I don't like that. You know what? I'm going to bring a bottle in here next week. I'm going to light your ass on fire. Oh, shit! Hey, now, look. Look what she was holding close to the chest. Yeah, it worked.

She wouldn't let that go. I didn't want to stunt. I used to spit hot fire. I used to spit fire when I was barred. First of all, nobody even believes you. There's literally videos of it, but okay, whatever. Where is it? Where?

Don L. Jones, This Love. And Eric Sermon, Hot Like Fire. Go ahead. I'm looking. Okay, listen to me. We're not talking about on rap video sets. We're talking about a bar that's packed. Well, I mean, this is back in the late 90s, early 2000s,

where people don't have phones to record and shit like that. So you've only been a bartender in videos? No, I was a bartender in real life. In Brooklyn. But you only spit the fireballs in videos? You know what I think about? We got, look at him. L.A. never made any of us a drinker. Or spit life. In Brooklyn. But you only spit the fireballs in videos. You know what I think about? We got, look at him. Mel ain't never made

any of us a drinker. Or spit fire. I will. I just might set the fucking ceiling on fire. It's okay, though. It is outside. Okay, so we can do it outside.

She got mad excuses. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Can't make the mac and cheese because I didn't move into the spot. Remember I showed you guys the first spot?

With the deck? I didn't move in there. I'm going to have everybody over on the deck. So I can't make the mac and cheese like I wanted to. You sound like Betty White. That sounds crazy.

I knew that was a problem with Mel leaving to do the movie in the middle of her hot streak. What? Because she left on fire. She did. She did. Give me. She left on fire. I knew that when she left for the month,

during the hot streak, it was the hot streak, though. No. It ain't that she left. She left on absolute fire. Can you just give me... I knew that when she came back, she would be...

I am literally... I'm kind of a little... No, I'm not going to say anything. While you was going, I'm telling Ian the whole time, you was so on fire. Like, yo, how could we have ever wanted to fucking get rid of?

That's hysterical. And then you left and we missed you. It was like, oh, my God, I miss Mel. Okay, give me a second. And it's like, well, why the fuck? You're so mean. Don't do that. You're so mean.

Stop with that mom-poor behavior. You better build that equity back up. Don't do that. You're so mean to me right now. A few months left. I am, like, I'm suffering right now. I'm really sick. We am going. Don't do that. You're so mean to me right now. A few months left. I am like, I'm suffering right now. I'm really sick. We all gonna suffer.

Just give me a second. That's your thing. Stop doing that. He is. Stop doing that. I thought about calling out. Do what the fuck y'all want to do. Stop bringing that up.

Stop doing what the fuck you want to do here. Stop. You keep doing that shit. And when niggas respond, niggas get attacked on the internet. Stop bringing that shit up, nigga. Of how much months niggas respond Niggas get attacked on the internet Stop bringing that shit up nigga Of how much months niggas got left With shit like that nigga

The hell is wrong with you Yeah She better get on Dawson shit She's good She better spit spit spit Dawson Character from Street Fighter Fireballs

Don't I fly Yoga She was on fire She was Goodness gracious Great ball Nigga left Nigga walked out.

Walked out as the Phoenix and went back to G. Gray. Get back with your shit, girl. He right. Weren't you just defending me two seconds ago? I'm a traitor. I'm a traitor. I'm a traitor, nigga. My shit is...

I want to take a brief moment to let Benzino know we can fight anywhere, anytime, any day, anyhow, around anybody. Old school moves. We could walk right around the corner. Now you said you'd do it for free. I'm up, so I'm not traveling to do this. This will have to be a home court fight for me. Like, if I could just walk and do it, I'm down. If I have to bus train it or plane it to the fight, then count me out. But if you just happen to be over here somewhere by me, you ain't got to hit the internet with nothing. DM me. Any of y'all out

there that want an organized free fight in my home, DM me. I'll schedule that shit. Why does Benzino want to fight you? No, no. He was trying to set up some shit. It was because Stevie J wanted to fight 50. And then Benzino said he'll fight Eminem.

Okay. And then he said Sisqo will fight somebody else. And then in the middle of this whole rant, he just remembered me, I guess, because he was talking about the loving hip-hop niggas. And he was like, oh, no, maybe somebody said Joe Button. He was like, Joe Button, I'll fight him for free. All these other matches were paid matches, but me, he'll fight for free. Benzino, bad idea.

I'm telling you. Somebody that knows Benzino, send this to him. Please. This one. Horrible, horrible, horrible idea. But I'm down. Tell your man. I'm down.

Who, me? I'm so down for this. I'm not sending those niggas no video. Why you think I am? He said anybody that know Benzino, tell them. That had nothing to do with me. All that old nigga in the gym, 60-year-old muscle shit, I'm not sending those niggas no video. Why you think I am? He said anybody that know Benzino tell him. That had nothing to do with me. All that old nigga in the gym, 60-year-old muscle shit, I'm telling you, it's not going to work

out the way you think. Bad idea. Bad idea. I thought you said you're not in the fighting mind state. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to Benzino. Okay. I don't want to fight you. I'm just saying. Benzino. Oh, shit. You have my word that I'll be there like the Jackson 5. You don't want to fight you. I'm just saying. Benzino, you have my word that I'll be there like the Jackson 5.

You don't have to tell YouTube, Uvu, Gmail chat. You don't have to tell fucking, well, Instagram stories. DM me. Gladly. Dear. Okay. Feel better now? No. I mean, I felt fine before. I just wanted him to know that. Okay.

I just wanted him to know that. Respect. Yeah. He started. Respect. Don't try to make it sound like I'm immature. Don't make it sound like I'm the one that's immature. He said he started it. Yeah, he started it. He's immature, nigga. Hey, whatever. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh started it. He's immature, nigga. Hey, what up? What the fuck you talking about? Oh, man.

It's God, yo. Y'all got any PSAs y'all want to put to anybody out there that want to fight y'all? I don't think anybody's starting me this week. Yeah, I ain't. Y'all think there's nobody in the world that wants to fight y'all? Oh, there's a couple people. I'm sure. I don't know.

There's a lot of people that want to fight me. I'm pretty sure. Nothing to say to them, either. I don't give a fuck. But they're not saying that, and we don't see the videos. Smart. Smart. Hey, y'all ain't got nothing to say. It's cool. So y'all acknowledge there's people that may want to fight y'all. There's nothing to say to them either. I don't give a fuck. But they're not saying that and we don't see the video. Smart. Smart. Hey, y'all ain't got nothing

to say, it's cool. So y'all acknowledge these people that may want to fight y'all and nothing to say to them. But we don't know who they are. I don't know who they are. You know who want to fight you

so you can talk to them. That's peace. I can talk to them if I didn't know. Yo, anybody that want to... That's how it go. Yo, anybody that want to... It's a blanket address.

Got it. No? I already told you, I'm down to fight a couple of these niggas on Patreon. Oh, well, not that again. Let's see, what else? What else? It's got to be worth my while to fight you now. I don't have I already told you. I'm down to fight a couple of these niggas on Patreon. Oh, well, not that again. Let's see.

What else? What else? It's got to be worth my while to fight you now. I don't have no beef with you on this. Let's see. Let's see. I think they cleared Ethiopia and all of that mess about her and Puff, and she's willing to testify.

They got her name about that mix. She's not testifying either. So I wanted to come and get her name. Shout out to Ethiopia. Okay. Let's see. Let's see. What else do I have here?

Rasheed Rice. That was crazy. Yeah. He's fucking up the bag, boy. He was holding the game in town, Casey. Does somebody want to say what happened with Rasheed Rice? There was a, what was it, Texas? Yeah, Dallas area.

Dallas. There was a crash on a highway. It was a crash. He was it was a crash he was racing he was racing he caused the crash do we know it was him behind the wheel

I don't give a fuck who was behind the wheel no I'm just saying because I the way the story came out you couldn't confirm if it was him

or one of his people driving his car you couldn't confirm they showed the video of all of them escaping and none of them looked like the greatest of race drivers. No, I know.

Somebody was racing. There was two cars. There was a Corvette and a Urus racing on the highway and lost control and caused like a six-car crash. Stupid shit. I hate you niggas that race on the highways. I ain't going to lie to y'all. That shit ain't funny.

That shit is ridiculous. It's not funny because you're putting other people's life at risk. Like, nigga, if you want to race, yeah, man, do that shit with just the two of y'all dummies. Nigga, y'all can go to the track and do that shit, bro. Do it with y'all only people putting y'all life at risk. When you put other people's life at risk for your games, that shit is some bullshit. Do like they used to do in North. Go over there to Avenue P where it was quiet, dark, and y'all can get y'all shit off.

They got enough money that they can go do that shit somewhere. They can go Win a track somewhere And do that With no problem Yeah As a person That used to do That stupid shit

On the highway too Like You gotta just Grow out of that What do y'all think His penalty is From the league It's gonna be some games

Minimum a year I think they not I think they gonna Start trying to Because Just think Two years ago Yeah With my man from the Raiders.

Like, that shit ain't funny, my nigga. Other people's lives are in jeopardy, and I think they're going to give him a severe pow-pow to show him we're not playing that shit. Minimum eight. They're going to start making examples out of all you niggas doing dumb shit behind the wheel, and I think they should. I think minimum eight. But I'm leaning more toward a year, but minimum eight games. Minimum. You?

It makes sense after the – what's my man's name? From the Raiders. Ruggs? Henry Ruggs. Yeah. After that, I can see them playing it differently. Yeah, I don't think they play with these guys no more. What you think?

Did we ever get all the details on Dwayne Haskins' death too? No. I thought it was open and closed. No, it wasn't really open and closed. It was stories that he was walking on the highway. He was on the highway.

And there was some other stories I won't say. Yeah, some other stuff. They might have swept that shit up. I don't think there were any casualties in the Rasheed Rice story. I don't think there were any casualties in the Rashid Rice story. I don't think there was, but... And I imagine all of this time that they're saying he's on the run, he's already reported to the Chiefs and Roger Goodell.

And I think that's the only reason that you leave that type of scene, is if you're an athlete. Because you are who you are. No now that's not the only reason um I had an accident I want to say 2017 or something I hit on the highway the car behind car rear-ended me pause and he started flipping over on the highway so I was able to get my car pulled over checked on the young ladies in the backseat they were were fine. Walked down the road to him. The car's empty. So I'm thinking somebody got ejected.

I'm trying to help now. Police show up like crazy. They thought I was driving that car because I'm down there by the car. Gone. They never found the person. The next day, the detective called me and said, dude walked into the hospital, said he woke up in the field, don't know what happened, but he left the scene. He was an officer off duty. He was an officer in his personal vehicle.

But because you get scared of thinking, yo, in this accident, I'm going to get blood alcohol tested and all of that type of shit. So let me run, at least sleep it off a little bit. Now, if they do try to do any type of test my levels alone my levels low but what you don't know is leaving the scene of an accident that causes injuries is the worst thing that can happen to you like you make better time taking the penalty that come with the drunk driving up then leaving the scene a lot of people don't know that so you panic just for whatever reason like you know if I'm drunk and I get caught with this i have to get out of here so that i'm just saying there's reasons why people

will leave not just athlete you just you know in your mind you think i can't get caught because i know i'm fucked i didn't hear nothing you said after you said you spoke to the detective yes right to him yeah yeah he called me directly right to right to me y'all heard the rest of his story yeah i know what he was saying no no detective no, the detective called me. Might still have his number. Because my brain was stuck on how the detective get your number. Oh, because I gave it to him.

Okay. Okay. Respect. Yeah, yeah, find him. Find him. What can I press? Oh, man. Yeah, you guys are so sick.

Yeah, you said find him. You guys are so sick. All that inside house nigga shit is a sham to cover up your newer gang activities. You look like a crime boss when I saw you outside. I'm just telling you something. All of that timid, I'm an inside. I'm inside, man.

Yo, I don't know. I have a daughter, a loving dad. That's right. All that shit. That's smart. That's smart. It's over for that. You're a criminal. I'm not a criminal, bro. The That's right. All that shit. That's smart. That's smart. It's over for that. You're a criminal.

I'm not a criminal, bro. The people you hang out with are criminals. No, they're not either. Those are upstanding black men. They look like if they wanted to be criminals, they'd be good. Are they reformed criminals? No. Okay.

No. Just positive black men working together. They look like if they walk in the check-in spot at the right time. That's profiling. It's raw. Yeah, it is. They was like if they walk in the check cashing spot at the right time. That's profiling. Yeah, it is. They was white. You still profiling. I'm talking shit. Oh, man.

Anything else that's important, unimportant? I don't believe so. I don't think so. All right, man. You guys talking a bunch. I don't think so I don't think so alright man you guys talking a bunch we got today

I don't think we got anything else let's see here we have a part of the show but that tier is gonna change alright

hey y'all better get y'all questions in now I'm telling you we have a part of the show from Demetrius who I feel like

every week it's from Demetrius Demetrius is getting his $50 worth Demetrius who I feel like every week it's from Demetrius Demetrius is getting his $50 worth Demetrius I'm not answering you no more cancel nigga it's too much this question is for the room and Joe Joe you can answer for

both career paths you wake up tomorrow and you are a random person but you still know everything that you know now how long would it take for you to get back to You wake up tomorrow and you are a random person, but you still know everything that you know now. How long would it take for you to get back to where you are now? How would you do it? And what would you do differently?

Hmm. That's a good one. For both career paths, for Potter and rapping. I think if I started rapping today with all the knowledge that I know, maybe it takes me six years. To be a successful rapper or just

enter into the business? The business. To be able to fund myself and make a way of life. Like a lucrative way of life. From where I was at right? From Zip. From Zip. From Zip.

Six years. Hmm. Okay. Anybody else? Really? Four to six years. What's the other one? Because you said answer from both career paths.

And podcasting. Podcasting, I imagine, would be tougher. Much harder. Podcasting, I imagine, would be tougher. But I'm still going to say, well, I got the knowledge. He said, if I know everything that I know. Yeah, you're already good at the shit that you're good at. But you're starting from square one.

Just being no one knows you. Yeah, it's harder. But you have all the skills and knowledge. It's harder. I don't think the skills and knowledge. It's harder. I don't think it takes you six years to become poppin' as a rapper or a podcaster. If you have the knowledge and the talent, all that shit remains the same. People just don't know you yet. The hard part is learning all the shit that you need to know.

Exactly. That's what it is. I think the rapping piece is easier. I think the potting piece would be harder because if you're starting from ground zero, you don't have some of your relationships. You guys, y'all don't have to answer from my answers because they asked y'all. No, I'd like you to finish.

For y'all respective, because I want to hear that. Yeah, for me, I'll go from music, four to six years for potting, I will do three to five. Okay. I'm going to go previous to potting, of course. It wouldn't take me that long. With the knowledge that I have, I, again, you know, CDL driver.

So I would approach things a little differently. Now I'm smacking the road up and I'd run that up pretty quick tell you the truth for me

what do we say success is a million dollars I think with the knowledge I have starting from the ground I'd be at a million dollars in two years who said success is a million dollars

I was just I was throwing a game I was just throwing a game I in two years. Who said it's successful in a million dollars, though? I was just throwing a... I was just throwing a gate. I don't want to... As a podcaster or real estate? I'd be at a real estate million dollars in a year and a half, two years. Starting from the ground.

Wow. Music career, I think I'd get there in three years or so. Depending on where I'm at, there's a lot of circumstantial shit and what I do I think it'll be a year yeah I think it'll be a year

with the knowledge now changing things around yeah I think out of everybody I think Flip might get there the fastest okay I'd say like two and a half

with having all the knowledge I think he would get there the fastest I like Turtle in the air I just wish You know What I do What I

And hopefully I would listen You know what I'm saying That's part of the knowledge That's the only mistake That I made I feel I made But knowing that Would be now

When you hear it You would actually Yeah That's why I think You would make it the fastest Nigga I gotta go to therapy Or something I'm about to sign up the fastest. Nigga, I got to go to therapy or something, nigga.

I'm about to sign up for that shit. I'm about to sign up. Got to. When you start to think, nigga, when you in your thoughts, I don't know how y'all do it. Nah, not you. Not Mr. Talk Myself. Stop doing it in the mirror and get a body hit.

No, I still abide by that. I still live by that. But what I'm saying is that when you think, when you sit down and think, like, all I had to do was listen to this or do this. I don't know where the stubbornness come from. That shit is too deep

for me to even talk about right now. Like just being stubborn and thinking that everybody's against you, nigga. Nah, fuck you, nigga. I don't give a fuck in trying to do it. Sometimes people be really there

to just help. True. And if you just listen and take some advice, you can go a long way. Yeah, you can. All right. I am going

with oh wait we didn't let Mel answer the question I did I said two and a half three years oh

my bad that was quick he asked what would we all do differently but he did I think

the same I think it's kind of well I wouldn't spend them early money in the real estate business part of your growth comes from I think the same I think it's kind of Well I wouldn't spend Early money In the real estate business Part of your growth Comes from you

Reinvesting So My stupid shit When I first started Getting money I started splurging You know what I'm saying Like this was back in the day

When chart house Was something Remember like back in the day I would be in that bitch Three times a week Four times a week And it's just stupid Use of the bread That you're supposed to reinvest to grow.

You might get a hundred and blow that shit. And now you're starting from the bottom again. And it was a monster. I think in music, the sheer idea of the question would cut out a lot of the shit. Like you would do things differently because you wouldn't have to learn so much. You'd figure out so much shit. So it's inherent in the question what you would do differently

because you wouldn't have to learn all the shit that you have to learn. That's true. I'd say no a lot more. That's a good one. That's what I would do. I would say no a lot more. Saying yes and

doing things for folks. All right. I'm going with a record by a gentleman. It's my man Omar Lay. And this record is called So-So. Oh my lady, what up, what up, what up, what up? Thank you. You are so terrible, you're nothing but a drama You are so terrible, you're nothing but a drama You are so terrible, you're nothing but a drama Uh, uh, all of the things I've done got me on the air, yeah Try what you know, do what you feel, you know the feel, feel

My mind is a gun, but it's a fair, yeah So suck on my hair, feel bad, I don't pray, my man I don't pray, come on, man I can't stay, for one place, focus it, my man Don't take my pain right from now on I've been robbed from y'all Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ass, that's all, my life, that's good I cry of sorrow, but my death does I don't pray, I don't pray, come and do it I can't stand for one place, but God save my faith Come and teach me, place, but stay my place

Come and teach me, only you define my place Give me vitamins, we're gonna take these friends away So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so So, so, please, I'm dreaming, dreaming away So, so, so, so, so, so, so Yes, sir. Oh, my lady. That record is called So-So.

Friend of the show, oh, my lady. A lot of vibes. A lot of vibes. All right, man. I'm going to go a little R&B today this time. I done rapped y'all to death. This record is called Riding For You. This is by Ryan Trey.

Trey said you miss me. Tell me you didn't say this. Probably need it in Vegas. I bet he don't see you the same, baby. I bet he don't see you the same, baby Tell me shit, why'd you leave with him? I know it God, I've been good at acting and you sold it Got a new G2, I'm floating God, I don't need you, I'm good, I know

Why you always trying to hide your phone? But God is good, and it's backward I'ma take it, and I'ma light it till it's on fire And I asked you if there's someone You can tell me it's alright Do you think I still live with bitches on the side? I ain't bout that life No, I told you you my girl

Looking at the end of the world It was so bad, it was good I remember all the things that I never did But I know I should I've been outside and I'm riding, babe Riding for you Yeah, I'm riding, babe Oh, I'm riding for you

Yeah, I'm riding, babe Hit the highway for you And you're crying, baby What you crying for, girl? If you riding, babe Just try it, girl Drink till you diving, babe Just diving good, oh

Till you drowning, baby I'm riding good, oh Yeah, I'm drowning, babe Oh, I'm riding good We dreamed of new go-yards Magic cars Wanna see you go I don't know no more Why I feel this way? Done with this, okay I'ma let you finish

Still, you the finest Girl, I got questions I don't know Like, why you the finest? Losing my mind, been high too much These drugs, you should try it Made me feel like you love me Still, know you be lying, know you be lying And they ask me if you a problem Said she a dog but she got ten guns Oh, you a dog but you got ten guns I said she a dog but she got two guns Baby, I'm here with me, uh Oh yeah, I'm riding, babe

I'm riding for you Yeah, I'm riding, babe Oh, I'm riding for you Yeah, I'm riding, babe Get the highway for you And again. Johnny, baby, I'm riding good, oh Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny And again, excuse me, that is Ryan Trey, riding for you. And that is off of his new album, Streets, Say You Still Miss Me. All right, all right. I'm going to Long Island.

This is Rock Marciano, Larry Bird with great God and knowledge the pirate like magic labor throw a four on the sprite to your wavy I slept like a white baby lately I'm right crazy just maybe they thought I mighta got lazy I'm sick, not even God can save me No, they concoction made by Dr. Saban It's Rock Marcy, baby, hot geladier Shout out to Mavie, shit got hotter than Haiti Little shopper gave him around 80, sprayed the Mercedes My guys blast for me Before I had money like bad bunny My son a rider, not a crash dummy But no cab-a-lubby to crash out for me

That goes without saying I would go on your mouth without down payment From Al Ain, I'm amazing Haters go out there waiting down plays It's Flakeman, you know the name of the game It's relationships ain't no way a lame could relate to this I can't take it, it's freebasing in the crib The first bitch that hit some young lady that used to babysit Ops can't infiltrate the clique Like it's Operation Paperclip It don't cost a lot of paper to get you cut This ain't no clickbait They thought maybe we came to fish it, uh, shit

So much fish, 80 bricks, kid, it made the table flip, Mossy Whip gang tight, you heard Whip white like bird Pass the bird like magic, you heard 33 like bird Whip white like bird 33 like bird Bricks didn't match, you heard They always keep asking me to be patient

My mind's on line, my heart's fine, my wrists need to vacation Like Nell Carter, it need a break I'm almost certain for seven years, if in fraction, it need a brace I can't fuck with you, man I'm talking decades of endless twists I'll front you a bird after Thanksgiving under one condition Gotta be Muslim, can't be Christian Cause a Christian'll do anything to see their kids smile at Christmas

See Lil Ricky jumpin' for joy He'll turn his back on his boy and run off with that bundle of joy Dope dealers turn to script writers You cannot sit by us I play Maryland like Lin Byers Lil nigga, I've been flyin' I've been nice since Iceberg made history Takin' bus trips like Richard Pryor in Sicily Now these people know my name, way out in Sicily White girl in the front row yellin', God, come christen me

I knew this shit'd happen eventually, yeah And if you too young for bustin' loose I was choppin' up a deuce when Arnold was scared of goop, yeah I got Latin quarter picks, you need some proof Never drank, only thing kept fallin' was the roof Let me give y'all time to digest I ain't attracted to skinny, I like them corn fans If she ain't thick, she get shot down like cornbread

My friend, let's get one thing clear Bad boy, I whip a bird like Bill and Ben God, God, God That's Larry Bird, Rock Marciano, Knowledge the Pirate, and Great God Excuse me, Marciology is out now Biggish I'm going to JoJo, the song is called Dissolve Been doing a lot of upright basses lately. It's like the last three. But it's storming in my mind And the clouds have found their way to my tear ducts

I know I can't keep holding on Cause the waves are way too strong and way too deep now Don't wanna get all up in your face I'm the one who needs change I just wanna dissolve for a minute And no, that won't solve nothing I'll avoid it And I'll call till the sun's down and the drinks come and I'm singing

I just wanna know if you've ever really loved me at all Cause everything is different now and it makes me feel like I could dissolve Try not to think about it, but I need more than just a new distraction Now you should say something back before vanishing to these walls Baby, baby, baby, baby I don't wanna just go, don't you float away, babe My thunder's loud and the lightning's getting even brighter, baby Yeah, it's a shame from all that we've wasted Did you ever let out from your mouth on a sound?

No warning, nothing Do you want me to go? You were holding it in We should've been holding it down for me Holding it down I just wanna know if you ever really loved me Cause everything is different now And it makes me feel like I could dissolve

Tryin' not to think about it But I need more than just a new distraction Now you should say something back Or I'll vanish into these walls You'll never see That is Dissolved by JoJo. A bop. And Mel is making her triumphant return.

Uh-oh. I'm gonna have to come sit down for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pull up. Jojo, a bop, and Mel is making her triumphant return. Oh, I'm going to have to come sit down for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to pull up. Pull up, pull up. I wasn't going to miss this. You know what? Suck a fucking dick, OK? Get off my fucking balls, man.

Shit. Yeah, I mean, yeah. She's glad to be back. She is. She wanted to say it a couple times. Oh, my God. She probably didn't tell anybody in Canada, sucker. Only because I want to learn what a word means.

What? Triumphant. You know what it means. Oh, my God. You're so full of shit. Socrates, philosophies, and hot topics. You're so full of shit. Triumphant is the word of the day.

You're so full of shit. You know what? How about that? How about this? That's not the word I would have fucking used for today. It would have been troglodyte, and I would have applied that to you, okay? Now, pause. I have my fucking sleeper.

I'll get fucking back to you. What is it? Troglodyte? Troglodyte. What does troglodyte mean? I'm a troglodyte? You can Google it while I'm playing my fucking sleeper. You was liking the troglodyte.

Yo. sleeper. He was like in a drog... He was like in a drog-la-date. Alright. Don't say stop. Now,

introduce your sleeper. Please. No, wait, what is it? I'm talking to Flip. A hermit. A hermit. A person who's

regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned. I thought it was a bug. A person who lives in a cave. Yeah, I thought it was a bug. A person who lived in a cave. Yeah, I thought it was like a ladybug. No, it's not. A troglodyte.

Damn, man, you messed up like a troglodyte. A troglodyte. Troglodytes. They're going to get you. That's like the Decepticon trans. This is Leanne LaHavas. Thank you. That's the bittersweet.

That's the evil transgender Tranglidae Tranglidae Stop Shut up Alright, making our triumphant return to the sleepers Triumphant return to the sleepers. Triumphant. Huh?

Oh my God. I'm so in love with you. Please stop asking. Do you still love me? Don't have much to say Let's speak in the morning Please don't do this I'm too far away Don't know what to tell you, babe

No more hanging around No more hanging around Now my sun's going down Oh Telling me something isn't right Something isn't right Oh Bittersweet summer rain

I'm born again All my broken pieces Been a sweet summer rain I'm born again Oh, no more hanging around Oh, no more hanging around No more hanging around All my stuff gone down Telling me something isn't right We slept all Friday

And we couldn't get through If we're good tomorrow Does that make it true? Not completely We're picking that fight every day Well this shit's going nowhere, baby This sweet summer rain I'm born again All my broken pieces

Bittersweet summer rain I'm born again That is Leanne LaHavis, Bittersweet. That was jazzy. Jazzy. I got a sleeper today. Whoa. Uh-oh.

So I got a call from my man, Bay Lloyd Freem. But apparently, you know, shout out to his son, Bay Swag and Cash Cobain. They shut it down yesterday, Urban Plaza. I wanted to come in and... Jam Pack. I wanted to come in and make jokes about me. I'm sleeping real quick. You interrupted my intro.

Okay, I'll do it over again, sir. You didn't leave a little space for me to make jokes. You just came right in. My fault. I just wanted to be proactive. I apologize. What was the name of that slap? It's called Bittersweet.

It's about broken pieces I want to ask you something about your little month away but it's SH did I get my backbone out is that what you're sensing that I've come back with some tension? It might not have... Collins. Is that... I wasn't thinking that, but since you said it... I feel like you're lying. But since you said it, I mean... Am I on the right track? How's the moth been? It has been...

It has been like one long, dark, lonely night. All right, flip. Anyway,. Mm. All right, Flip. Anyway, Flip. Like I said, yeah. So. Bay Lloyd. Go ahead. Like I said, Free Bay Lloyd.

You know what I'm saying? It's SH. Hold on. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Stop doing that when I'm introducing my sleeper, bro. Don't step on my shit. Shout out to Bass Swag, Cash Cobain.

They got a record called Fisher. It's fire. I didn't even know. Shout called Fisher. I didn't know it was their record. Queens, Traveled Up. I ain't mad at you Ain't tatted to What I gotta do To be having you I pay the avenue Top five Sixty in a savage tool And your ass fat Know you eat your rice And your cabbage too

She ain't savage too I'm a savage too It's compatible She was talking practice How to cut a hole Got a battle boo I ain't shaking to the If you find my brother

I ain't mad at you Fuckin' in the kitchen We ain't even makin' To the master room Met her in the train This bitch is suckin' different And she tatted to And she independent, smell this bitch, it's different, and she nasty too

Yeah, my body different, when I'm over here, then I'm a animal And her body different, I'ma eat on that bitch like I'm Hannibal I'm a edible, I get active too, I'ma eat that pussy like an edible For sure I'ma fuck her, cause I ain't follow my beefy poppin' out of the room For sure That pussy be perfect when When you with it, it feel like it's grabbing you

For sure I don't need manager But I had to do what I had to do For sure She got an attitude When she sell the niggas like she manager For sure I want y'all to go back, go back

Just like Endless B from Cash, not from YouTube That's me Magic Endless B from Cash, not from YouTube I'ma tell that you a name, but I thought a nigga was from Baton Rouge Made a sign that any A fuck with niggas say we don't follow rules Put that pussy on my face, get your pussy drained like some Mountain Dew Am I you or y'all with Louie, found something new, had to find I'm blue

Me ain't giving up like you, making pops like you, making pops like you If I need a head to work just thinking I got caught on you Maybe I was saving drinks with the hella stay tiny move sliding in the building truck with a spin bitch put it in school for sure sure She's gonna do like it was a flu for sure But he's over another W

sure But he's so good, I'm never doubting you For sure We met at the ranch car, another W For sure I'm extra hungry and heady, I'm tryna have fun with you For sure For sure Got a attitude, but you better, so I ain't mad at you And you tired of what I gotta do to be having you I feel like I'm a new top five, 60 in the savage school

And your ass fat, no, you eat your rice and your cabbage too She ain't savage too, I'm a savage too, it's compatible She was talking practice, had a car, I don't got a battle booth I ain't chicken tinder, if you find my brother, I ain't mad at you Fuckin' in the kitchen, we ain't even make it to the master room Met her in the tree, this bitch, she suckin' different than she tatted to No Joe Biden That's Cash Cobain and Bay Swag, for sure. Shout out to them.

Shout out to them. Shout out to them. They from Queens, you said? Yeah. Okay. They from Queens. Apparently that's a song that's viral on TikTok with all that they got to dance to it. I don't even know.

Yeah, it's one of the hottest songs out. A little late to be from Queens. I didn't know they was from Queens. Yeah, I's one of the hottest songs out. A little late to be from Queens. I didn't know they was from Queens. Yeah, I appreciate that. I appreciate you putting me on and that you know that. You got it, buddy. I'm just trying to get my bands some credit. You got it.

Before we end, I just want to play y'all what Trey Songz did in front of Prince during his tribute. Yeah. Yo, Prince was looking at that nigga with that. He should be able to put like this face on the video. Woo. I only wanted to see you laughing. I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain. Purple rain. Yo, his face was like this.

Prince might have slapped the shit out of somebody after that. Yo, did y'all hear what he did in front of Prince? Prince might have slapped the shit out of somebody after that. Who would have told you? Did y'all hear what he did in front of Prince? Prince might have slapped shit out of somebody after that. Prince might have threw his heel at that nigga. He was sitting there like this. Prince might have threw a stiletto at that nigga. Why would he do that in front of Prince? You wasn't feeling that run? No.

No, he wasn't. Not at all. Hey. Hi, man. Hey. All right, man. Tell me what you want. Hey. Tell me what you want. Shout out to Tiana, friend of the show.

Tell me what you want. Big T. Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want. You're my MVP. Tonight I'm gonna hog you to sleep. All right, man. Good show today. Ice, tell me about the Meg and GloVilla record before we go.

They put a little teaser out. It's supposed to be dropping this Friday. And I said Meg had one coming, I believe, to be a monster. And just from what I heard, the little sample that they played, this could be it. What was the sample? Play it real quick for y'all. Play it real quick, man. Give me a little something real fast.

Play it with Meg and Glow Realers up, too. She put her Instagram video up real quick. Song of the Summer-esque. Just a monster. I just figured she had something. This summer, all the big dogs seem to be just coming Yeah, all the label priorities seem to be coming around the same time. We all felt like we fell last year I'm pretty sure it's called thick as fuck. Whoa

Loreal on it Yeah, let me hear what you did. What a thing. let me get to it Call me Call me Call me Call me Call me Call me Call me Get em blow Get em blow Get em blow

That's just how That's just a little teaser That's all they gave us? Nah That's all they gave me They gave me a little video A little clip to go with it They could still fuck that up

I gotta hear it I like that But they could still fuck up that classic I don't know I don't fuck up that classic I don't know I don't know if they will I don't think they will because it's two of the better women

so they probably put a bop out that Cardi record dropped on the charts in week three not shocked I told y'all

I still on that record I like that record a lot though not shocked at all me too I like that record a lot we'll see what the Megan Glow real record does. That Nicki Everybody record

is in Sprint commercials and all types of shit. Y'all better leave that girl alone. That is a hit. That's a hit. They better leave that girl alone. Yo, man, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there

until the next time. I bid you adieu. Farewell. Adios. Arrivederci. Hasta la vista. Au revoir. So long. Goodbye. Benzino, I meant every word that I said. Hopefully somebody that loves you sends you the clip.

And hopefully you reach out to me this week. Let's not put it off for a long time. Got anger I can take out on you. Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass. I don't care if that's your man, nigga. I'll beat your man up.

No, I'm still my... Oh, alright. Don't say nothing to me then. Hey, yo, why you... You got it, man. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And until the...

I don't remember the outro, man. Until then. Oh, yeah. Lastly, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel. And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol. You might need it.

Anybody got any exciting plans for the week? Nope. I got my baby for the rest of the week. I'm praying for some good weather because I got some things planned. We hit the streets if we got some good weather. The outsidiest of outsides. Yeah, yeah. I do my outside and then I do outside with her.

Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. I ain't got nothing going on this week, man. It's not outside time of year yet. Yeah, not yet. He keeps teasing, but it's not there. It's not there. Not yet. I'm chilling.

I'm laying low. My singles is ready to be picked up at the bank, but I'm leaving them there. I'm leaving them there. I ain't going to get them. It ain't time just yet. No, they don't deserve it. They don't deserve it right now. Not in the spring.

June, July-ish, maybe. How many? Maybe I'll pay a rent or two. But before then, no, that singles will stay there, man. It'll stay right there. Respect. Good to have you back, Mel. Yeah, Mel.

You really added a lot today. Here we go. Leave her alone. What? Leave her alone. Don't feel good. I didn't say nothing about her. Yes, you did. You said a whole lot about me. But it's today. Here we go. Leave her alone. What? Leave her alone. She don't feel good. I didn't say nothing about her. Yes, you did.

You said a whole lot about me. But it's cool. It's cool. I got you. I got you. This week, I'm just going to rest up so that I can come back and fire Jazz on Friday. It's cool, though. Speaking of firing.

Yo. Stop. All right, I'm out. She said it. What's the word of the triathlon? Triathlon. The triathlon. That nigga ish.

Triathlonite, nigga. That nigga ish was like in the triathlon. Triathlon. Fine little white triathlon. Go, go, go, go. Oh, fine little white track with Don. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hey, audience, I got a good song today ready to go. Oh, it's French day. It's French, hey, we got a part in reverse. That's exactly what I'm talking about. I was really good.

Let me stop. Hey, audience, I'm gonna stop. They tight for real. They are mad. Wait, Mel got her, they tight for real. They are mad. Wait, Mel got her. It's overposed. Look. Anyway, who y'all think the big three in R&B is?

That's a good question, Joe. We know who the big three in rap is. Well, if you want to think about the charts, then we got to start really getting into it. Should the charts be included? Well, you got to include the charts, though. This is a podcast about art. But why do we even have to consider numbers? We're in the music category. Can we include any artists?

Music is so subjective. Is there any way to determine a real winner? Well, the Grammys, if we go by them, then... I think we should go by BET Awards, personally. Well, speaking of awards, the iHeart Awards just took place. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was your topic. Stevie Wonder presented Beyonce with the Innovator Award.

You wanted to start with it and squeeze it in. What happened at the iHeart Award when Stevie and him did? Right? That's what you wanted. I gave a beautiful acceptance. I don't want to end this pod without you at least giving us your thoughts on Stevie Wonder presenting Beyonce with the what was it?

The Innovator Visibility the Immaculate Award. I can't go home until I know what Mel thought about that. What'd you think of that at least? Come on. Straight from the movie scene. Come on.

What'd you in a lifetime think of that? You are a dick. It was Hov and Dream that wrote the rap song by the way we're debating Beyonce wrote that shit they just wrote that in

oh you're right you're right they probably wrote the hook they tearing Hov up for being credited as the claps on Jolene nah write me in yeah I don't know

what they talking about hey this is like when y'all tried to kill Hov for owning 1% of the Nets yeah I never understood y'all niggas are so for owning 1% of the Nets. Yeah. I never understood. Y'all niggas are so bad at math. Because when that shit wins Grammys, give me my Grammy, man.

I played the claps on that one. If I'm in the studio for Jolene and they ask me to clap. I'm going to clap. Yeah. And write me in. And put some T-Pain on my claps. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, revert.

Enthusiastically. I want all my shit with the claps. Talkbox my claps. Yeah. And I want my credit to be above everybody my shit with the... Talk box my claps. Yeah. I don't want my credit to be above everybody else's, which it wasn't, which is foul. But the iHeart Awards. Yeah, it's true.

Go ahead, Mel. Take it away. She was an innovator, right? Yes. She did innovate. Yeah. All right. It was relevant to the conversation

that we were having earlier, so shut up. I think it's always relevant. Yeah. Everything you say is relevant to me. Are you joining him? No. Et tu, Brute? No, I'm not joining him.

Did you think that she deserved to win? Who else was nominated? No, there was no other nomination. It was like. Have they ever given an Innovator Award before? Oh shit. When did the I Heart Award start? Holy mother of God

Well it used to be Clear Channel And then Oh yeah In the name of the father The son and the holy spirit As it was in the beginning Amen Wait no what the hell

She still won't give us a chance Nothing She's not saying shit to us Because Because Oh shit Because this is what the fuck We were talking about

I was like I've been gone for three weeks. I don't exactly know what's been covered, what hasn't. I know the fucking album came out last week. Did you guys fucking talk about it? Well, that's an intro point, isn't it? Well, we didn't talk about the iHeart Awards. For fuck's sake.

And we told you we didn't talk about the iHeart Awards. That's not the point. The point was to say as the fucking intro point. True facts. She won the award last night. Okay, the album. That's peace. Yeah, word.

You heard the album? Yes, I have. What'd you think about the album? I'll think about the album. Tell them to suck your dick. That too. No, Parks. No, we want to know what she think about the album.

You can't tell a black woman to tell a black man to suck her dick, Parks. Stop. Yeah. Especially after the Iowa game last night. She's looking very flustered over there. I'm trying to help her out. Especially after the Iowa game. Oh, shit.

We blame you for that. I love Parks, man. Did you like the album? I loved it. Oh, wow. I like the album a lot. You know what records were on? You listened to the whole thing? On the airplane? I loved it Oh wow I like the album a lot You know how much records Were on

You listen to the whole thing On the airplane There's 27 records Nice That's peace And they're not actually All records No there's a lot of skits

Yeah there's like Interludes and shit like that I have favorites What are your favorites? I love Tyrant Tyrant Yeah Tyrant is my favorite

Love the whole thing. Okay. Well, thank you. Happy to have you back. Thank you. Even though I'm sensing supreme sarcasm. No, no, I'm really happy to have you back. What award show happened when Mel left?

The Oscars or something. It was something big. It was the Oscars. Oh, you want to break it down? You got any take about the Oscars? Fuck no. Oh. Did want to break it down? You got any take about the Oscars? Fuck no. Oh. Did you watch it in Canada?

Did you have it on the app? I can't see. No, bitch, I did. Oh, shit. Call me a bitch. Bitch. He said, did you watch it on the app? The Oscars got an app?

The Oscars app. She know man shit. Would she watch that shit? Could y'all stop? Stop. For real. Stop. You started it.

You opened the fucking door. By asking for- All you. I asked, what does triumphant mean? Troglodyte. What is a troglodyte? Troglodyte. I asked for your opinion on Beyonce at the iHeart Awards,

which was your topic you wanted to start with, and we couldn't even end with it. And now I would like to know about your Oscars review. Top to bottom. Like, what did you think? Who are the big snubs? Who are the losers? Who are the winners?

Who looked the best? Come on. Who really tore it down? Come on. Did you guys talk about it? No. We waited for you. You are our Oscars expert.

Here we are. And now that you're here. Robert Downey Jr., let me have it. Come on. So you did watch? Yeah, we watched. We watched. We didn't talk about it because she wasn't here.

Okay. No. No what? It's been three talk about it. We didn't talk about it because we didn't talk about it. Okay. No. No. It's been three fucking weeks. So you didn't watch it? Didn't you send something in the group like five months later? Hey, y'all guys, remember what? Remember?

Who she sent? Remember that point? The TED Talk. Oh, shit. The TED Talk. She sent some shit in the group. Man, what did you say in the group, man? I said a TED Talk that I had referenced when Dr. Umar was here.

I'm not ending until I get a male take on something. Facts. I agree. I don't care what it is. Should Oppenheimer have swept like they did? Yes. Oppenheimer swept. Let me see your phone. I can swept. Let me see your phone.

Let me see your phone. I know what's going on. Let me see your phone. Put your little code in. No, put the code in. No. Put the code in. No.

I said no. She said no. I'm trying to fool you with a picture of family members on screen. I don't know what you're fucking looking for, but you won't find it. Well, let me try to find it. No. Yeah. No. There's stuff find it. No. Yeah. No, there's stuff in there you...

No. Whoa. Leave it alone. Yep. Smart man. Where would you be without the JVP? No, Joe Biden. Yeah, you was gone for that, so I ain't trying to...

You know what I mean? That's enough. Let that one go. All right. What? Hey. You taking the AFO? What? Wait go alright what you taking off your hair fall

why are you taking the hair fall we're not done we're not done so there's a new thing that can I fucking piss can I piss

is that okay you give us your opinion on the congestive pricing yes yes no yes yes you can piss yes you can

and we're gonna need your take on the congestive pricing and what it's doing to Midtown Manhattan honestly like can't even get around anymore was the vaccine real your take on the congestive pricing and what it's doing to Midtown Manhattan.

Honestly. Like, can't even get around it. Was the vaccine real? And he's migrants. Yo, let's really... Oh, wait, you are... Oh, shit! Oh, I didn't hear you. She's a...

Ice! She's from Canada. Ice! Immigrant. I'm sorry. Oh, no, that turned out shit. I didn't mean it that way. I meant the people from another country that come here.

Y'all know what I mean. Nah, y'all violating me. I don't like this. No, that's not. You know, it's okay. It's okay. I didn't mean that. Baptism by fire.

It's fine. I did not mean that. No fucking problem. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I did not mean that.

I got you. I got you. No, no. Hey, hey, hey. I got it. Those did not mean that, though. I got you. I got you. I got you. No, no. Yeah, it's A. This is those claps. A, A, A. I got it. Those are the best claps I've ever heard. Listen to those claps.

The claps made the song, actually. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. Yeah. Don't take. All right. This podcast is over, y'all. Before we go, Mel, better black mayor of New York oh yes very good is it David Dinkins or Eric Adams Eric Adams guys boots smoked on Damn. She was a lawyer. I don't remember her name. No disrespect. You don't know the black girl's name? Hola. You don't know the young black girl's name?

I don't recall. I was cool. Didn't bother to learn it. All right. Dinkins. All right. You wasn't here when he was mad. We out. Bye.

We out.