The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 725 | "Or What?"

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

In the latest episode, the JBP starts with discussing their 2024 Mother’s Day weekend (31:20) before *SPOILER ALERT* Joe gives his thoughts on the new ‘Planet of the Apes’ movie (31:42). Soulja Boy is upset over a 12-year old tweet from Metro Boomin (46:42), King Combs releases a diss track referencing the federal raids and 50 Cent (50:39), and Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ hits No. 1 on Billboard (1:04:57). Also, Anita Baker’s scheduled show in Atlanta on Mother’s Day was canceled (1:49:34), Joe and Parks share their thoughts on the Kevin Spacey Documentary ‘Spacey Unmasked’ (2:04:52), the room then talks about handling situations in which your kid is getting bullied (2:14:06), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden    Sleeper Picks: Joe | Gunna (feat. Leon Bridges) - “clear my rain”    Ice | Marcus Ariah - “Thankless Job”    Parks | Pixies - “Where Is My Mind?”   Ish | Devon Culture - “Ebony”   Melyssa | Izabel - “trust”

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Enjoy the show. That's not my world, that's your world. Set it off, Flip. Yeah. We're here. We are here, JBP. What's going on? A lot of applause for you guys

for having such a great episode. Thank you. Yeah, fuck that nigga. Yeah. Listen man, we just show up to work. Who's here, who's here, who's not, who's not. Don't buy us true. Yeah, you know the nigga.

That's it, man. Oh, Donald Trump shit? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. We know you voted for the nigga. He did good for your taxes. Oh, y'all on bullshit already. OK, got it.

Start off with bullshit already. Yeah, work. Yeah. I'll see you in been talking shit all day. Niggas came out with supreme bullshit. Hold on, are we all sharing our tax information? No. You know what I'm saying?

No, because I'm down. No? No, we're not sharing any tax information. No, we're not doing, no, that's next topic. And I want to say, I want no smoke today. I know that you warned me last week. I want no smoke today. I went back to review the records.

The shit that you could say. I went home and thought about that too. I couldn't believe, I said damn, I bet Flip don't know all the shit I can say about him. When I went home and thought about it, I was like, Flip would quit. Will I? Yeah.

So what can I do to make you shoot your load out? Let's just get some energy. Holy shit! Yo! Big Queens energy. He's like, July, July. Yo, that was just fucking energy. We're going to look at him and say, yo.

That was the craziest pause I've ever seen on this show. I said at him catching himself and he goes, yo, look, he smiled. And Flip's still smiling. What can I do for you to... To reword that. To release all information that you have on me? What do I need to say? I just want to see.

Because everybody been writing me on Twitter, yo, today's day, Joe, go get you to be writing me mad. Listen, the way that a Virgo typically moves is you set the tone. So I would never even think to say some of that stuff until you start saying, hey, I'm going to expose some shit that you told me not to expose. I was like, oh, I love that guy. I didn't say that. I love that guy.

I didn't say that. Because most of my shit is out there. They already know I'm a piece of shit. Now they just looking for a little chicken nugget. But they know I'm a piece of shit already. Go Drake. Drake ain't slap that nigga in the wheelchair. Let's go.

Clap it up. Clap it up. Boy, I was waiting by my phone. I was. Yo, it poppin, it's got my brain crazy. I was refreshing every second. I said yo, if I didn't upload a video of Drake smacking the shit out of this nigga in the wheelchair, I swear to God I don't know what I'm going to do.

But we'll talk about it. We will. But back to me and you, I would never I would never do that. Okay It's like a respect amongst men. It's only you that says that's your stick. Hey, I'm gonna go out of bounds with you You watch okay, I'll take it I accept it so a few things Who here is a flat earther? Raise your hands. I'm not, I'm not standing on one. I don't think that, the things that I've seen,

it could be, it definitely could be. Stand on it. Just looking for an answer to my question. Who here is a flat earther? Who here is a flat earther? Who here is a flat earther? Question I would have never thought to even ask, but Flip killed that shit. I had no idea.

Flip, and we should start learning more about our codes. We had this conversation on the pod before. We did. Ish, I never knew you are ice. We've had this conversation. Ice is not a flat earther. I'm not either, bud. I told you.

We've had this conversation on the pod. I didn't know that y'all were flat earth resembler. Adjacent. So they don't think the earth is flat and all round. Y'all present flat earther. Like I said on the episode. Identify us. I've heard that argument and I was just repeating the things I've heard in that argument.

I think we don't know anything. That's truly what I believe. So you're in the middle. I think they are lying about everything. We don't know. One minute they think it's this and then some some science or technology will come out and say oh that's wrong it's really that so y'all don't know that you're not flat earthers yeah nope yeah y'all don't know nope had a lot of ice wall information of the Patriots yeah I'm again this is

all shit that I've heard I don't say and I believe it what like the ice wall and other stuff past What they've shown us we've had this conversation on patreon before of course. I don't believe that they've shown us everything I don't believe the earth is flat gotcha What needs to happen for y'all to not believe the earth is flat to not believe that it's flat Um go up in a rocket ship. No like bro What needs to happen for y'all to not believe the Earth is flat? To not believe that it's flat? Go up in a rocket ship? No. Like, bro, I'll go up, that'll do it for me.

Well, I don't wanna start like this, yo. You can go up with Elon for like a half a mil. Yeah, I'm cool. You know I'm a math guy. So I just think- No, I don't now. You don't now? Not now that you're talking this Earth shit. When you start getting into shit that's outside of one dimension two dimensions three dimensions

The shit don't be as clear as just one circle globe that represents everything that we have I'm saying so so you're saying there is no information that you'll ever be able to see to confirm for you that the earth is not flat um No, but it would it would have to be some information from a different type of authority. I want to call Neil deGrasse Tyson. I wish he would. But not if they're not going to believe anything he says. Do you know that they just found, this is recent, over the week, last week, they just

found more water under the ocean. No, under the crust. Under the ocean floor. They found another ocean under our existing ocean. Much bigger than they could ever. Nobody on nobody's book in school would have that there. You get what I'm saying? So I think we discover new shit every day.

Like in our school books, it was ocean, then crust, then core. Mantle, then crust, then core. Mantle, mantle, then core. Then core, pardon me. Okay. You get what I'm saying? So now we just don't know. I apologize.

Yeah, exactly. I didn't know we were starting with geology. Cause there's people out there that's bright. They be like, they be listening to us. Sounded like doofs. Yeah. It's like, oh my God. Again, people in my mentions upset with me.

I say, bro, I never said that I believe the earth was flat. I never said that. We were having a discussion and I'm just telling you the things that I've heard from the other side of that argument. Just repeating it. So you're in the middle. You don't believe this. No, I don't, bro. Honestly, I don't.

Real talk, real talk. All this shit could be a simulation. True. We don't know. That's really what I keep saying. We do not fucking know what it is. Real talk, real talk, all this shit could be a simulation. True. We don't know. That's really what I keep saying. We do not fucking know what's going on. You said that when you want this to be Joe Rogan so bad. Yo, when we were in school, it was nine planets.

And now it's only eight. Holy shit, they on a roll. They are. They are. That's not true. That is true. Pluto's not a planet anymore. Pluto is not a planet anymore.

I thought they made it a planet again. I thought they made it a dwarf planet I thought they went back before a planet. No, it's a dwarf planet now. All right, when we was born, Puerto Rico wasn't a state, nigga. It's still not a state. It's still not a state. Is that, oh.

Oh. What I'm thinking about, Hawaii? What a dumb shit. When you were born. Hawaii was a state when you were born. No, no, no, all right, hold up now. Something was in a state when I was born and became a state. It was 50 states when you were born. It was 50 states when you were born. No, no, no. Hold up now. Something was in a state when I was born and became a state. It was 50 states when you were born.

It's 50 states right now. How Google it? You think the Earth is flat. I ain't listening to you. I'm not. You think I'm listening? You think I'm taking y'all's word on anything? All right, so we got that out the way.

Mel. Yeah? Why do you become a hater the way that you do? Oh, shit. I'm talking about you bringing one of your beautiful friends here. Very nice. Shout out to us. Shout out to us. Shout out to us.

Her jumping on my man dick. Is that what she fucking did? Yes. Yep. I mean, we talking honest here. That's too explicit. I know we talk on it that's too explicit I know we go behind her she was on his body yes yeah It was daytime, it was the summers out. And he was over here taking it in? That's what I'm saying, cause it's you and me. Yo, yo, yo, that's two for me. That's two for you. All right, three I'ma put in the jar.

But that's Ish Bag, Ish is used to, you know what I mean, he know how to play that cool. Yo, get out of here. Why did you, why would she, after she said, this is my type of man right here, after she was showing rhythm. She was. And then she said, who you going on vacation with?

Interrupted Flip, who tried to ask, is something else? Yeah, very good. Oh, you paying attention. I love this thing. She totally disregarded Flip. Like, he didn't even have a voice. Silenced him in that moment. She did.

To say to Ish, hey, who are you going on vacation with? South France. And before he could even get, say, a word or do his little mouth tongue fallout thing you do, before he could blink his eyes 90 times, you know all that shit? Like he'd be banging his eyes. Before he could fucking remove resting bitch face, you pop right out and say, his girl, that was crazy.

I thought that was some of the craziest shit I'd ever seen had not I seen that behavior from you before as it pertains to itch. So I want to ask, why do you hate like that? I am not hating on this man. So you don't even know that that's hate? I don't really consider that it's hate at all because he sits up here and talks about how important his relationship is to him. He does not pull any punches about that. So if my girl was maybe feeling him,

maybe I just had to like, you know, kind of like rip the band-aid off. Like bitch, you ain't the only one. That's hate! That's hate! That is hate. She just longed for your hate. What is she talking about?

Man, that's hate. Don't longed for your hate. What is she talking about? Man, that's hate. She woman explained, woman explained the hate. Man, you don't know that that's hate? That's nasty. No, I don't think that's hate. Why are you the one that has to rip any bandaid off for your homegirl who's clearly intrigued? He couldn't even get a chance to answer.

Whoops. And, oh, whoops. Y'all get it, y'all get it what we said outside, get it? Oh, you were talking about me outside? No, no, no, no, it's a topic. No, no, no, oh whoops. You all get it, you all get it what we said outside? Get it? Oh, you were talking about me outside? No, no, no, no, it's a topic. No, no, no, not about you. It's a topic of, Joe introduced a topic.

He was, the topic was saying that can you tell your significant other or tell your friend that I'm feeling my coworker or I have a, what did you say, how did you say it? Chemistry. I have chemistry. I have chemistry with my coworker. I have a, what did you say, how did you say it? Chemistry. I have chemistry. I have chemistry with my coworker. I said that Mel does that because

there's a chemistry there. That's what I said. Yeah. No, no, no, no, this is what I said. I'm sorry, I take that back. I said, Mel don't acknowledge that move as hate. So she'll tell the friend, he got a girlfriend, but won't tell the friend, I have a chemistry with him.

That's what you said, yes. That's hate. I feel like one has nothing to do with the other. Oh. Knowledge, bitch. We got her. We got her. Get trapped.

We got her. Get trapped. Quick sand. Oh, she's drowning. She's drowning. She is dead in the water. Oh, she's drowning. She's drowning. She is dead in the water. Male. Male expound. I promise I'm going to start this part.

Yo, Patronae, salute, first time listeners, hate listeners, all the subgroups, yo, yo, yeah. Now, back to Mel. I feel like one thing has nothing to do with the other. I mean, like she expressed the ish is physically her type. But- Eww, your mouth didn't even open to say physically properly. And mentally her type. And mentally her type.

And mentally her type. And mentally her type. And mentally her type. And mentally her type. And mentally her type. And mentally her type. And mentally her type. And mentally her type.

And mentally her type. And mentally her type. And mentally her type. And mentally her type. she expressed the ish is physically her type, but- Your mouth didn't even open to say physically properly. And mentally her type. Yep. And mentally. And mentally. You got Botox yesterday?

I- Your face is tight right now. Girl, girl, why can't your face move? You couldn't even say physical. She expressed that she was... that she was... physical... Oh, man, we have to melt water today when you need it. Yeah.

I mean... maybe it was a subconscious effort at protecting my territory. I don't know. Oh, all right. There you go. And I respect that. I respect that.

I respect that honestly. That'd be fun. We can have a sip of your little tea, nigga. And sip your fucking tea. Baby. There are so many different places to go, but I'm gonna start this thing. Also, no, I wanna get back at y'all too,

and then I promise I'm done with my Patreon review of things. You, Flip and Ish, and make this a quick 40 seconds. Sure. Y'all ask Mel questions about her dating criteria and should it change as she gets older or as she ages. And then in the same breath, Flip, I mean not Flip-ish, kills Mel saying that if he saw her on a dating site, I heard that. He would look like this bum ass nigga. Look at this bum ass bro on a dating site.

So how can the two exist is what I'm saying. They can't. They cannot exist. That's what I'm asking. They cannot exist. But if I saw Mel, that wouldn't be... Mel would be doing everything she could do today to find that guy. I wouldn't look at it the same. It's like if you saw... If... What you're explaining is why she has to move a certain way. It's a compliment though. No, no, no. What I'm saying is if I saw...

Or if Mel, I could ask a woman, if you saw Tyson Beckford on a dating site and it was the real Tyson, you don't look at it as if you look at if you saw pre-pod-ish or ice or Parks, if Parks was single on a dating site. Like if you didn't know us, we're just random guys. But if you see Tyson Beckford on a dating site, like he's Tyson Beckford, you're Melissa Ford. So I don't think it's skewed, I mean, looked at with the same light as Melissa Johnson. I understand that.

Did you understand what I'm saying? No, I think. I wasn't dissing, like it wasn't age appropriate. What you just described would be the reason for her particular criteria. I took it as it was a compliment. I took it as he's saying that Melissa Ford doesn't need to know. And that's all I got. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

That's all I got. That's all I got. She go, Melissa, take your ass outside to a bar like you used to bar and go get a man. Let a nigga talk to you. You see what S did, smell a nigga's necks. Go to the bar. Take a walk in Central Park, you motherfuckers. Play with Daisy all day, nigga.

Now watching that, I can see how that dibs had y'all fucked up. I take a walk in Central Park, you motherfuckers. Play with Daisy all day, nigga. Now watching that, I could see how that dibs had y'all fucked up. I could see how that dibs drove a hole in a wedge in the relationship. I know you had so much notes and shit like that. What? I know you, son.

I could not believe, oh my God. I said, oh, they hacking up. I said, thank God I ain't there, because I would have hated no issue, just because I like hating no issue. Yeah. Like, that's my thing. But I was on to that before I left, thank God I ain't there, because I would have hated no issue, just because I like hating no issue. Like that's my thing. But I was on to that before I left, in the kitchen. He was like, my teeth been big all my life too.

Shut up, nigga. Shut the fuck up. That's why you stopped the interview. I can hear him when he is mad. He won't leave. He won't leave. He stood. He turned around.

No, that was earlier in the day. That wasn't, man. I left when I left. I heard you talking to you, I ain't kidding. Earlier in the day, he was talking about, my teeth been big my whole life too. I know what's so crazy though? Joe made me discover something. He taught me something. Your bag, like for the older women, no disrespect, the older fly women or the women that used to be something or the women that still

You are they tight you are mature handsome Bye, S. S. S-E-U-V. S, it's been real. Every time she bring a friend up in here, they show my man a little bit of rhythm, she get tight, make a move to LA. That's not you. That's not you. You were saying that the women that Mel hang out with, it's just their type.

You broke it down like that. For sure. Is it a mature thing? Is it because like- It's all of that. He look young in the face, but he's mature in the mind. It's all... Ish is Mel and her friend groups type.

You said that. Yeah. But she said she doesn't have a type. Well, I'm not even... I didn't mean to say Mel. I don't want to put Mel in this. I'm talking about Mel's friend group. So every friend that Mel bring in here is going to do that,

and then she's going to do that, and it's going to look like, you know what I mean? Oh, it's so great for TV. Was Sabrina giving you, like, the... Oh, shit. More hate. What? That's why I'm... -♪ Easy, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, She's a man like Mayor of Yakoblo And she's dancing like she never danced before I love that song Me too, me too

Well Sabrina gave me a rhythm Do I need my hater blockers? Does Sabrina play the Congo? Yeah, yeah Sabrina in the club with the drum Playing along with the DJ Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Bum bum I'm going to the club with the drum playing along with the DJ. Are you going to answer your calls? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't even pontificate out of this. Idiot, yo. So yes or no, man? I don't know. I ain't really pick up on.

Yo, yo, yo, go to Starbucks. I'm like, damn it. God damn it. Oh, whatever. All right. All right. Oh, shit. Man, all right.

Tum, tum, tum, tum, tum. That lotion on my shirt. All right. I'm gonna start now. All right. That's good. You got some inspiration for us? No.

No? Okay. No, no, no, no. gonna start now. Alright, that's good. You got some inspiration for us? No. No? Okay. No, no, no. Not at all. Happy to be here though. Alright. Happy to be here. What's going on?

What's happening? What's happening? Hi. Good afternoon. Shit, this is getting real. Huh? This is getting real in this piece. Why is it real?

You're the only one in the building. I know who's in the building. Okay, take a seat. Oh shit. I'm gonna go get some water. Let's get real up in this piece. Why is it real? Got Jonesy in the building. I know who's in the building. Okay, take a seat. Oh shit. Jonesy up in here.

All right, nigga. It's your word. Nigga, host one more show when I leave. Nigga start inviting. B mic. I get nervous. I think when I got fired, Miss Jones took my job at 97. Don't come creeping behind me.

I start thinking I just a, Miss Jones took my job at Hot 90's. Don't come creeping behind me. I start thinking, it's a new pod. All right, I'm in my white boy bag for now. ["Theres for Fears"] Okay. I'm gonna get whiter in two seconds. No, I can't wait. Don't worry about it.

Tears for Fears? Ooh. I'm gonna get white here in two seconds. Don't worry about it She knows shit Mic check, mic check, mic check Mic check, one two, one two, mic check, one two, one two I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw

I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw I'm ready to win it over time I know the sky will be heavy to draw Jersey what up? West Coast what up? Midwest what up? Ayy! Everybody in the car right now! White people! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! No can do

No can do I can't go for that No can do I can't go for that No can do I can't go for that Can't go for that Can't go for that

They not feeling me out there I'm in my white boy bag They not feeling me out there, I'm in my white boy bag They not feelin' me out there, pop one up Whoa! Ayy Y'all may have taken it back When I was in the stockroom at Walgreens, nigga At 5am, I needed to hear the tunes on the system

40 and up, 40 and up 50 and up, 40 and up 50 and up, 60 and up, let's go Big Jersey Whoa! Got a call from an old friend We used to do real close Hey! Come on now

He said he couldn't go on the American way Heard the shots on the house the American way I sold a house bought a ticket to the West Coast Shout out to your white friends man go ahead Shout out to your white friends, get in your white bag man come on There you go, There you go, man. Hey! Rock on, it's not in your wheelhouse. It's not in your wheelhouse. You don't get this bag. You don't get this bag.

You get them out like that. I don't care what you say anymore. This is my life. I don't care what you say anymore. This is my life. I don't care what you say anymore. This is my life. I don't care what you say anymore.

This is my life. This is my life. This is my life. This is my life. This is my life. This is my life. This is my life. This is my life.

This is my life. This is my life. This is my life. This is my life. This is my life. It's not in your wheelhouse It's not in your wheelhouse You don't get this bag I don't care what you say anymore This is my life Rock on, get the fuck with me on the white slaps Are you crazy? Are you fucking crazy nigga? I never said you had to offer me a second life I never said you had to offer me a second life

Jealous Hey I'm the second I ever lost you Hey! Yo, you know who the fuck I am in here, nigga? Do you know what the fuck I do over here, nigga? You can never know what it's like Your blood like when a fuse is just like I can do Weiss laugh for 30 minutes, nigga Stop playing with me over here

Your wine, I'm like the red you hide Behind that half of you I can do Weiss laugh for 30 minutes niggas. Stop playing with me over here. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yy yy yy yy y y y y y y y Oh my god. Oh My god ice didn't I blow your mind this time Yeah, you stay long enough you'll see things you never saw before that's some of the perks and privileges are working with the best Some of the perks that come along with working with the greatest ever do this broadcasting thing man fuck they be talking about out there Look you got me in my bag Look it's even I get my bag. Why you like that? Why you like that nigga support me? Look I wore my little bright hoodie now you gotta come in oh shit you always doing some competition shit you turn purple that's crazy

yo you gotta be stopped yo yo my nigga I got 47 yo we just had fun yo that mean you stole my swag it is have fun you ain't dressed like that when I met you I met you 20 years ago I know you didn't either what a stupid ass well that was when I met you. I met you 20 years ago. I know. You didn't either. Fuck me.

What a stupid ass. What I was wearing 20 years ago. Man. Nah, chill. Man, man, man. Hearty and all that dumb shit. All right, relax. Slow down.

It's true. That was your thing. It's true. What you was wearing. How was we doing? All right, let me stop for a minute. I'm not. Mel get mad when we talk about our heyday.

No, I don't. Go ahead. I enjoy it. No, you do. I actually enjoy it. You do. I heard what you told Torrey. Oh shit. I heard you, I didn't sign. That was a sad ass interview.

I got my eye placed there, I was like, I got sad. Damn. I gotta finish up, I'm gonna finish up, but it was sad. I listened to everything y'all do outside of here. What she said. What she said. All hour 15. Lots of trauma.

Oh for real? Anytime Mel gets to talk to somebody that will listen to her, trauma's going to come out. He asked, he asked specific questions, but he talked about you two. Who two? You and Joe. Tory was trying to start some shit.

Oh shit. But that's my man. I didn't get to that part. That is my man. I fuck with Tory, but I know that if you do his show, there will be 10 minutes where he tried to get you. He tried to get it off the cliff? Yeah. He tried to get to, I don't really like how they treat you up there. He tried to get in a little bit of that.

I didn't, I didn't. She didn't bite the bait. No. Let me give you credit for that. No, thank you. You did a lot better. If this was six months, eight months ago. That would have been our ass buddy.

We would have been toasting the streets. No, but I said that like a big component of like, you know, the- Of the show. Of the show is your chemistry with Joe, like your long running friendship and also the friction. Pause, maybe a little bit.

Look, look, pause. Okay, but you know what I mean. Pause. Yeah. There ain't a lot of friction. I just lip lock with her. Yeah. I mean, what is the friction about?

Yeah, man, I ain't even fucked. Yo, when I miss a Patreon, this is how I come back. This is how I come back. I'm ready to play. I'm ready to play. Play back with me. Pause. We're ready for you. Anywhere y'all want to start, it's totally fine.

Welcome to episode 725 of the Joe Budden podcast brought to you by Price Picks. Yeah, Price Picks! I'm your humble host, Joe Budden. I'm your humble host, Joe Budden. I'm your humble host, Joe Budden. I'm your humble host, Joe Budden. I'm your humble host, Joe Budden. I'm your humble host, Joe Budden. I'm your humble host, Joe Budden. I'm your humble host, Joe Bud. Welcome to episode 725 of the Joe Budden podcast brought to you by Price Pitch.

Yeah, Price Pitch! I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favorite host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. To my right, look at your fucking face. Yo, Mel is great. Hey, yo, Mel is here. Big Mel, hey!

Big Mel. Big Mel in the building friendless today. Not a friend in sight, nowhere to be seen. I know y'all talk about him in the group chat. That confirmed it for me. You think so? I know so. She was surprised at her encounter with him.

I know that at some point in the history of any one of your group chats, issues come up. That is how I feel. Mel, this is not how you describe them. He's way better in person. No matter what. I didn't get misogyny from him at all. He's amazing. Oh shit. S was like this. Hey, S was... Oh my God. I was like, I wonder what that stands for. Oh my God. I was like, I wonder what that stands for. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Stimulate nausea.

Wow. Um, I don't, I... And don't let your friends come up here and out-soultre you either. Child goodnight. Say it. I'm not hating. He set you up. Eddie set you up.

Exactly. I'm here to play. I'm here to play today. She fell right in that trap. She let her hair out. Right? Listen. They be getting male. When they pull her hair

out like this shit, it's smoking. That's when males start smoking on the couch. He's got a girlfriend and herpes. She pulled my lines out. That nigga here, she said, he's going with his girl. And she's like this. Keep it.

And she's like, girl, you don't understand. You never do a man a chance to say it. Nah, but before I introduce Flip, a rule of thumb that will help you, because I know you Canadian. But over here, it's best to let the guy say when he wants to claim his girl and when he don't. That's a rule. That's hey, what you just did was hey,

you ain't gotta flip your neck over at him. He ain't said a word. You talking to me, locket? You ain't gotta look at him. He ain't said nothing to you, mama. Yeah, okay, well that's not part of girl code. Girl code would dictate, you knew he had a woman, you don't say anything.

Tagging you now, I'm done. Yeah, but that's after. Girl girl code is speak up, girl. On the spot? Yes. I've led this part to greatness to this point. I know, you think I'm sticking my arm out to tagging, you out your fucking mind. But I knew that when she did that, in her brain it was like some girl culture. I did know that.

I did know that. The girls feel like, I want to protect my friend. I want to let you know the real in case he won't because my loyalty and my allegiance, my life, is to you and not the man. Let me ask you a question. Not that fast. Especially if I can't fuck him. If I can't fuck a bitch girl, you better move.

What if she ain't care? Well then that's on her. It's not for me to judge but I can tell you lying then it's not for you to judge then it's not for my judge all the way around. Because some girls will be like, bitch why didn't you tell me you had a man or had a woman I wouldn't have fucking

said anything. Yeah but it's a setting for that though man when I see women say that to their friends it's a setting. They don't say that on the spot. What fun is that? their friends as a setting. They don't say that on the spot. What fun is that? Listen, we got a great podcast for you, hailing from Queens. Queens Flip is in the building.

Yeah. Big issues here, or I, I don't know, it might just be I. It might be I. When he get in the kitchen, he starts saying whatever. Nah, I've been I too. My mom forced me to be it. I always wanted to be a letter. Big ices in the building.

Hey! 95% will be lost. Only 5% will get it. Talk to these niggas. Freeze. Yeah, I mean, only 5% will do the knowledge. Parks is here, man. Big Parks in the building. Elmira's here man. I'm here. I'm here.

Big Parks in the building. I'm in. Elmira's finest, Poe is here, Corey is here, Erickson is here, Keeb is here, fucking Ian is here, Daisy is here, everybody's here. How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling?

What's going on? Fantastic. How was everyone's Mother's Day? How was everyone's weekend? Come on, catch me up. Mother's Day was good. Mother's Day was good. Saturday I took my moms.

We went to the mall, got a couple things. And then we went to the movies. Show Hills. Couple things. Yeah. No doubt. It's moms, man. I'm with you.

And then we went to the movies. Nice. What'd you see? Planet of the Apes. How was it? It was actually good. Yeah? Yeah.

It was better than I thought. I was wondering where they would take the story, but they inspired was. It was actually good. Yeah? Yeah, it was better than I thought. I was wondering where they would take the story, but they, they, it's fire. That shit was pretty good. I just didn't think that the ending matched. You saw it? Yeah, I went to see it. I want to see it too.

Like the movie was about like, the end didn't go with it. Like the movie was about apes, apes rummaging through villages and one of the apes acting like he's Caesar, but they don't know the history. So he's really not Caesar and one ape finds out and then he got to go to war and you know all of that shit right but that didn't have nothing to do with the end like the end was just a former rapper signed to Def Jam walking out getting in his truck heading home I didn't

understand I didn't understand the correlation. We can talk afterwards. I didn't get the correlation. Was Ceezy in the movie at all? Yo dog, I walked out of that movie with my head up high. I felt so good staring at the people that were still sitting down waiting for this little punk ass ape to beat up this big ape.

I've been sitting here for close to two and a half hours for this little pussy ass ape to try to do something to the monstard. Grow some nuts. Yeah, and then all the way to the end of the movie, the white girl, because there's always got to be a white girl to save civilization. I'm mad at that too.

I was mad at that. I don't even play that card. The white girl is leading the apes because, I mean, don't let me do this. Don't spoil it. I don't want to do this now. No, Joel, let's wait. So the white girl bring the apes because, I mean, don't let me do this. Don't spoil it, don't spoil it. I don't wanna do this now. All right, Joe, let's wait. So the white girl bring the apes in the back.

Spoiler alert. We got the shit. I'm like, yo, all right. As soon as these buffalo chicken sliders is finished, I'm getting the fuck out of this movie. But it just feels good to go to the movies. I say that, it felt good. It feels good to go to the movies. I don't really go to the movies to like the movie today. It ain't about that for me. It's not serious

I like the movie and again, it was me and mom. So we went that movie was ass I must have fell asleep in the last one. I totally forgot Caesar was dead You're telling the movie. Wait, when did he? It just came out Friday. So if I'm telling the movie, that mean that I'm right, and I went in there thinking, Caesar was gonna be in this fucking movie,

and they start showing me this pussy ass ape family. Oh, man. Mom pussy, dad pussy. When did Caesar die? The whole family of apes is pussy. It's in the new movie. This new movie takes place about 300 years after the last movie. And Caesar is takes place about 300 years after the last movie.

And Caesar is dead. Who, he ain't there. So now they got this other ape, he running around just slapping his shit out of the ape. He's fucking it up. I'm Caesar now, nigga. Pow, get your bitch ass out of there. He's fucking it up.

That's what it was about. Yo, I'm eating my slider. I'm like, wait, Caesar's dead. And give me the fuck outta here. Hey, if Caesar's dead, Joe is out. I'm like I'll sign up for y'all little remakes shit that made all the money. I was outside for the first two These fucking new little bitch ass apes get me out of here nigga. They took the whole city over. I don't give a fuck.

You don't notice. You must have seen them. I don't care. They were on horses. He rode horses. Nigga the horse was pussy. The horse let him back to where mom and dad and the whole civilization was. First five minutes.

They gonna tell Joe about this shit. Spoiler alert. Now you spoiler alert. First five minutes of the movie. The big ass apes catch a little pussy ass ape. First five minutes. They gonna tell Joe about this shit. Spoiler alert. No, now you spoiler alert. First five minutes of the movie. The big ass apes catch a little pussy ass ape outside. Get over here, nigga.

Well, the white girl broke the egg, so now the nigga gotta go out back in the woods. He go in the woods, big ass apes. Bitch ass nigga, where your family at? He hide. He go to horse. Horse looking confused. The apes say, because they smart,

they say, hey, just follow the horse. Hey, tap the horse. Horse run right back to mom and dad. now the whole tribe go kill dad mom. I'm like yo Where is Caesar none of this what happened if Caesar was here? Did you watch the first two minutes of the movie? Yes, they showed you what happened with Caesar what happened? He died and then it says many generations later. No, they should have stories They should have put that in the trailer. So I could have kept my 1995, which is really 79.95 because I bought the whole world.

Oh, nah, nigga, that shit was. And that's really a buck 70 because I bought some tickets last week when I went to LA and just forgot. And I feel like a bitch going back up there saying, hey, dog. I need my money. Do you need my money? Nah, you can't do that. See what money do? Nah, boy, you can't do that. I was like that when I was broke. You can't do that.

You can't do that. At the theater that used to be over here? When you used to go, well, over there, if you go to the customer service, then they give you them points. They give you my shit. They give you points, mad free tickets. That was my neighborhood.

Yeah, I miss that place. Me too. Damn, this thing can fuck this movie up, by the way. Watch the movie. Joe, hey, don't go. Joe, don't go. Don't watch that movie. I promise you he'll fuck this movie up. They should way. Watch the movie. Don't go, don't watch that movie. They should have paid us to promote that shit. It's over now, too late.

That shit is ass. You just did. What are you talking about? That ain't what I would say if they paid me to promote it. He didn't do that. If they paid me to promote it. That's going to force them to go watch. I would say something different.

Oh man, this film by Lionsgate is tough. Whoa, man. They paid tribute to dear Caesar. They sent Caesar off right. They sent him home right. Yo, what do y'all want to talk about? Y'all take it away. Wait, did anyone else do anything on Mother's Day?

We just got to... Oh yeah, Mother's Day, I forgot. Nah, I ain't do much. Y'all know I'm procrastinator, so I got to, I even. Oh yeah, Mother's Day, I forgot. Nah, I ain't do much. Y'all know I'm procrastinator, so I went to the mall on Saturday. I can't wait for the day where you stop saying that. What, that I'm a procrastinator? Yes.

He procrastinating on stopping. I know, but that's why I want him to stop saying it. So. Because if he stops saying it, he's gonna stop trying to do it, but whatever, go ahead. I went to the mall Saturday, couldn't find shit. So my girl calls me while I'm in the mall. I'm like, yo, this shit is getting annoying.

But I'm on my way to my second mall. I can't find her. She's like, yo. To your second mall. You paid for vacation, we good. Yes. Y'all got to fuck about the mall so fast, what? White.

White. White. White. White. Fuck what Umar talking about, nigga. That shit sound lit a little bit. I was like, all right, cool, fuck it. So flowers and that's it. Same thing.

Mother's Day was nice, simple, but nice. My mom wasn't around. She went out of town with my grandmother, my wife. I kind of got mad at her because she came down, we was making something and she just, Caribbean man came down the stairs. I told her, stay upstairs. She came down the stairs during when the kids was making some shit. I got mad at her, because she came down, we was making something, and she just, Caribbean man, came down the stairs,

I told her, stay upstairs. She came down the stairs during when the kids was making some shit, I got mad, but I had to- She took over? No, I got mad, but then I had to realize it's not my day. She wasn't supposed to see it? Not at all. Got it.

Damn, so that shit had me tight, but I had to go talk to myself in the corner. I took Gambit with me, yo, you know, it's not your day. I had to school myself, and you know, having that it was nice, I mean she enjoyed herself. That's what it's about, man. Why they don't listen, yo? That's true.

Why they don't listen? I did the same shit, I'm at my girl crib and I got something for her kids to give her, like you know, sign cards and all that type of shit. Yo, stay in there, here she come walk in the room. I don't get that. I'm wearing the cause of argument so bad because I would have been up and the Holly shit would have passed. That was my time, the Holly shit would have passed.

I said, take advantage. But as soon as the Holly shit passed, the Linda Rose shit would have been right there. Oh shit. With the bottle of water when you wet her up, right? Yup. When you pour the water all over her. Who you work for?

You guys. You got a wire on her. Sorry, I got to keep him on his toes. I got to keep him on his toes. That's what you got to keep him? He keeps trying to threaten me. Keep on his heels, not his toes. You started the threat.

I respect that. Don't finish it though. Finish it. You're right though, man. That's exactly what the heart of Mother's Day is really about Right, especially if you have a mom that's here rest in peace to anybody who does not have Their mom here anybody that does have their mom in a church that shit man. It is important But once I got that cold and didn't do the patreon episode for the weekend

I just felt like I could ditch all responsibilities. I For my son's birthday, picked up that phone. So I am so sick. Baby, I am so sick. You stupid, y'all. He said, yeah, grandma told me. I said, yeah. I said, I'll send you a little gift, man.

Just hold it down. That shit went smooth. Next day, start showing the Knicks commercials. It was at 3.30. Mother's Day reservation was four. Oh, shit. Wait, hold up. Call number, I'll do it.

2.45. I'm trying. I'm trying. Man, I don't want to get everybody sick, man. It's the best I just, shit went smooth. It's like bad. So yeah. Top line, nigga. You post the pictures. Well, since we here though. Oh yeah, I post the picture.

I post a little picture. Old picture. I post a little pic up. I've seen pictures. Well, since we here though. Oh, yeah, no, I post the picture. I know, I post a little picture. The old picture. The old picture. I post a little pic up. I seen that outfit. How you, how you, you go big.

I was like, oh yeah, that was years ago. That was ages ago. Listen, I'm getting mine, I'm getting, I'm getting mine back for how they did us on For Father's Day. I'm getting it for the cold crush. For the cold cars, brother. Listen, when they respect the day in June.

We can get the may respect. I mean, we could put a little more on it. Well, you said the Knicks game was on. You got any thoughts about that? About the Knicks game? Well, by the time this is out, the game tonight will have been played, must win. So I'm trying to look forward.

This is a must win game. No, I'm talking about the Sunday game. Biggest game. The Sunday game, well that's the thing too. Talk about guilt. Don't God got a sense of humor? God got a sense of humor, ain't it? I had ditched my mom.

For the game. And I sat there and started watching the game. The game was over in the second quarter. The game was over in the first quarter. That shit was 40 to 10. In the first quarter I started just looking to God, like, you know what? You're right.

That's my bad. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's my bad. I'll do it right next time. You know, we got smacked. I thought Tim should have taken people out early so you get the rest.

The rest is important for us. We don't have nobody on the team. Jericho Sims is a big bum. God damn, he's a bum. I start putting niggas in the game that I played with at the park. It's like, all right, this is over. It's one of them niggas down there that day,

he put in the game, they got a J in the park. One of them niggas that look just like me in this. All of them niggas that don't never play, but when they get it, they got a beard, shape up, they looking good. I was was like this game is a fucking rat. So now the game is tonight in New York By the time this ears that will happen already then you get the most rest from now to game six So the Knicks have to win last night and the next game

You don't want to see a game seven off 36 hours of rest when you don't have, they showed the stats, Josh Hart has ran like 5,000 mouths since the playoffs started. Are some people injured? Yes, the Knicks potentially have four people that would start anywhere in the league out, in OG, Mitch, Julius, and Bogdanovich. But it's fine, the Knicks team is tough.

I think that we will win this game that happened last night, I don't know how. And I'm not gonna jinx us, because last time I did that we got smacked. I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing no predictions. Go Knicks, very important game. Is Deuce Bell-Palsy all right?

Since you wanna ask me about, is his health good? He's good, he's fine. Can he smile, you got a smile back? He's fine. Can he smile? You got a smile back? He's fine. He's smiling right again? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he good. His eye can blink now?

Yeah, yeah, he blinking. Both eyes blinking. Thank God. Thank God, God is good. He bite, he bite. God is good. God is good. I felt on the stairs last night.

Face first? No, no, no. I tried to put my boxers on on the stairs. What? And I missed the steps and I rolled down. I rolled down. Why was you standing naked on the stairs? Because I was just feeling myself.

I was just enjoying, I was taking in the... It was just the stupidest thing. I'm like, why would I... Why you still wear boxers? That's peace. I just had to, because I have children in the house. So it was late at night and my wife jumped out like, you're high?

She thought somebody broke in. I had some of my ass down upstairs. I started to roll. How many stairs? I had to, nigga, the whole spiral shit. You saw my shit? I had to sit there for like 30 minutes straight just thinking like, why would you put your butt ass naked?

Legged in and all that. I said, princess, do not come outside. Nobody. JR coming up through the elevator. Pops, don't come here. Let me lay down. I laid there for a while thinking like, why would JR coming up through the elevated pops, don't come here. Let me lay down. I laid there for a while thinking, like why would I attempt to put my boxes on

at the tip of the stairs? Because I'm putting it on, but I missed the, put my leg in, I missed the step that I'm putting the stand on. I went to the other step, and I rolled. But you know what I want to say? I created such a toxic environment,

and I love my family, that I told them not to come. They just left me there. I wanted them to be more like concerned. Nah, we're not leaving you, nigga. I stopped 30 minutes, the door came and all that laid next to me. My whole leg fucked up, what's up?

Naked, yes. I was going to ask you that. It was one leg just like that. One leg. I said to my wife, bring me the covers. I just couldn't believe it. I just had to tell you, it was just, my knees hurt right now, bro.

Age, that's age. Anybody ever bust in the bathroom on y'all when they wasn't supposed to come in and catch y'all in a vulnerable position? We've been, oh! You in the shower trying to get the goose. Like, oh damn, hey, hey, what you doing here? Yes, yes.

That shit happened to me in the airport all the time, in the family airport. Somebody coming in with their kid trying to do something. I'm standing on the toilet smoking. Man. You smoking an airport? You smoking an airport? You can't smoke an airport.

Blowing it in the vent. Right in the vent. Holy shit. Holy shit. Oh man. That shit happened to me at home nigga. What if an adult catch you? Then what? What are they gonna do?

You can't fly. You're stuck in Minnesota forever. What the fuck they gonna tell me? My bad. Yeah, didn't know. Didn't see the sign. Shit, and if that little family bathroom is locked, shit, I'll get bold.

I'll go in the big joint with the stars. I'll be looking right over the door. I'll be like, pssh. Blowing in the toilet, right back like the bullpen. That shit don't work. What? No, but it's down, so it gotta go up. Yeah, it don't work.

You trying to flush smoke? If the earth is flat, I don't know. I don't know is all I'm saying. That's a good point. Listen, don't let me just ramble on. Anywhere y'all want to start, I'm totally fine with 40 minutes in, I'm sure. Well, we was talking about Mother's Day.

Mother's Day. That brought another beef out. What's that? How did that happen? On social media. Soulja Boy was a little upset over, I think it was like a 12 year old tweet that Metro Boomin put out.

And he chose Mother's Day to attack him on Twitter because Metro's mom has recently passed. Recipes. Recipes, he went real below the belt, real flagrant, just attacking him over his moms. Did y'all see any of that? I'm glad I did. I saw the videos, but I didn't know where it derived from. I couldn't see any of that because I was just, my imagination just kept showing me what they're

going to do to Soulja Boy when they catch him. I didn't even see none of that. I just kept dreaming about how it's gonna play out. The ATL stomp? They gonna, oh my God. If you don't give a damn, you don't give a fuck. They gonna, they gonna ATL stomp all over that nigga. This gonna be the Lovers and Friends video.

It was bad, but it was a tweet. Metro says something like, I'm getting calls from Jeezy, and y'all are getting requests to send beats to Soulja Boy Boy or something like that So we not the same one of them type of things but again 12 year old tweet Soulja Boy saw it and just was like yo if you don't delete that tweet I'm on your ass matter of fact I'm on your ass anyway, and just started going and he said a lot that we won't

Yeah, it's disgusting it's disgusting it. It really is. It's bad. So, would your boy get unhinged? So, fast. In there, when I think it was academics and somebody posted the clip of him saying, you better delete this in 24 hours, 21 Savage jumps in the comments and says, or what? That's one of my lines, I like that.

Yeah, that's a good line. That's a real good line. Or what? Let's just, we'll start turning it. Yeah, if I don't do this, what happens? Let me of my lines. Yeah, that's a good line. That's a real good line. Or what? What's the alternative? Yeah. If I don't do this, what happens? Let me weigh my options. And so now he's been shooting at both of them.

Yeah, so he's been shooting at Metro and 21. 21 said, boy, when we catch you, we're going to beat the absolute black off of you. Said that, so you're going to shit absolute black off of you. So that's it, you're gonna shit yourself. Yeah, when we catch you, it's gonna be bad, bad, bad. Usher time. He's gonna be bad, listen to that. And so, wait now, so he said when we catch you,

it's gonna be bad, and then then Soldier Boy says some shit back. So then Meek jumped in, that shit has been a wet. It's been a wet one. Yeah, Meek jumped in and said, hey Soldier, I'm just letting you know, if you tweet that you're gonna do something to somebody, and if they see you and kill you, that's self-defense. And then Big Soldier didn't like that neither,

so he's starting now shooting at Meek. He said, ain't you selling 6,000? He said, ain't diddy fuck you in the ass, Lee? There you go. But? He said, ain't diddy. That's what he said. That's what he said.

He said, ain't diddy fuck you in the ass. Meek had a weekend himself. He did, he did. It's just been a bunch of shit. So then Meek ignored him. He ignored Soldier Boy, as you should. So then Meek ignored him, he ignored Toldja Boy, as you should, but then he went on a rant, and then 50 and, what do you want me to do?

Yeah, talk about it. You wanna cover this stuff? Yes, it's nasty. Christian? The 50 shit, yeah, puff son Christian. No, save that for last. Well, that's what started the shit with him. Oh, so here we are right now.

Listen, and one of the, oh man, I see these niggas still though. that for less. Well that's what started the shit with him. So here we are right now. Listen and one of the, oh man I see these niggas still though. Like how do I report? Like niggas just in Starlet with the other ones. The other nigga was in fucking Kosta. These niggas be outside these niggas. I'm gonna do it though. Okay there's no way around it. I'm gonna do it though. Okay, there's no way around it. Is there a way around it? Fucking uh, in one of the more idiotic moves you've just ever seen in life Boy, I can't understand this for anything There were a few winners

Post the biggest rap beef we've ever had or one of the biggest rap beasts we've ever had. Or one of the biggest rap beasts we've ever had. And one of those winners was Puff. Mm-hmm. Because everybody. Forgot all about him. Yep. And even if they didn't forget, they weren't as vocal. They certainly were not speaking about this anymore.

They were distracted, if anything. Yeah. And what a distraction. You know how I feel when your name is in some bullshit on the internet, maybe you don't, but for me I do. Your name be in some bullshit, you be home helpless. And all you can say to yourself is, come on next story. Exactly.

Come on next story. I know it's coming. Somebody doing something out there today. Come on, get me out of this mix. Kendrick verse Drake was the best ever of that. If I didn't change my life around, I would love to have been in some bullshit. And then Kendrick and Drake start beefing.

I'm like, what? And then I have to have what? Yeah. It wasn't no short, just one weekend shit. That was like two months. That's like when we go to jail in Monopoly and stay. Like, oh shit, I'm gonna chill out. I'm gonna chill out.

Let them fight it out. So that's what was happening. But beef is in the air and beef is contagious. So we done went from Kendrick and Drake to Drake versus everybody 1v20, 20v1 to Ross jumping into the end game and niggas are seeing that. So of course King Combs had to distract to 50 cent So much wrong with that sentence already. Yes. There's so much wrong with that sentence. I Don't even have the time to tell y'all what's wrong with that sentence. I feel like if puff heard this he would have stopped this Somebody should have stopped that someone should should have stopped this. Somebody should have said, yo dog. So you wait till the Kendrick and Drake shit is over

for you to put all of the heat right back on you and your dad and then you got the nerve to be speaking to the feds in the song. And say y'all. Talking about y'all raided the wrong house. The house next door is the one with all the shit. Y'all ain't even know that was ours. You should check that one out.

That was crazy. That was the craziest I ever heard in my life. Yo, even if that's a lie, that's a bad lie to tell. Very bad. My nigga, you don't taunt the fates. At all. But that just speaks to you being rich all your life. Yup.

Privileged. Not understanding that. Yeah, you just don't understand. They don't play like that. And they can use that to do whatever they want. The song was leaked, right? It wasn't officially released. Ain't that song wasn't no damn leaked.

Why was it made? They sent that shit right to ACK like everybody else been doing. Okay, I thought ACK said that he got it from his man that something, something, something, something. They made it. ACK got that from them niggas. I'm with Ish.

They made that. They made it. Ak got that from them niggas. I'ma ish. They made that. They made the song. Ish. Yeah. I mean, he rich. You don't know that 95%. No, you don't make that sound. You don't know that 95% conviction rate.

Yeah, what the hell you don't know that. Then you get on the song and tell y'all, I'm smacking the shit out of anybody to say no diddy. Wow. What'd you think everybody about to start saying? Even people that wasn't saying it now. He said that shit, your stamina must be like Sha'Carly Richardson.

You about to be fighting for ages. Yeah, what's gonna happen is on purpose, niggas gonna be right in his face like, you and Unison, this girl should go sound like a chorus. Yo, this generation got a problem with getting low. They just don't like getting low. Social media. That's not that bad.

Social media. They're addicted to the attention from social media. It's literally a drug today. You know, I just- You get high off that shit. As much as I'm mad at me being shadow banned, I love that I'm shadow banned. It's like, I'm low.

I like that now. Man, when y'all get to your 40s, y'all will like it. Being low is like the worst thing on the planet to them. No, no, I can't be low I gotta be I gotta show you I'm late They don't know how to deal with like not being stimulated by My plates that a restaurant no more than some bullshit I seen a clip of a Ross calling on Kostin that during a stream to ask him if you want to go to Michael Rubin's party and Kostin that was like that

But I could have went to that you last year, but I don't wanted to go to Michael Rubin's party and Kostanet was like, nah, I could have went to that shit last year but I don't want to go to that. Like that's not, nah, fuck that. I don't want niggas talking about I'm in the Lunar audio or something. And for whatever reason, it was just refreshing to see somebody that, you know, I'm off the mix. I'm gonna be away from that mix for a little bit. What are we talking about? King Combs, yeah, I don't get it. And I like King Combs music. I do. I'm in be away from that mix for a little bit. What are we talking about? King Kong's, yeah, I don't get it. And I like King Kong's music, I do. I'm in the minority. Some of his shit is hard.

His shit with Tiana Taylor, tough. His shit with Chris Brown, that case, Touch Me, Tease Me remake, absolutely tough. I still play that record. I like it as well. He had another record with one of them raping niggas, Kodak or somebody that was tough. Like he does know how to rap.

It's just unfortunate I was outside for puff so it's hard for me to you know I still hear it but when these niggas but when these niggas catch one like oh hey let me give them a little dose since they don't know what I'm talking about out there this is hard sometimes they play this in the strip club when I'm in it it works uh oh hey I'm in any way Hey, you give me one of is tomorrow, we back. We back, Berg. I just need your love, baby. We go for you like I do, that's wordin'.

All the times you confuse my words, you don't listen. That's it, but yeah, it just didn't make sense. Didn't make sense. Wasn't a good idea, wasn't a smart idea. I don't want everybody rushing out there to make a diss track and send to academics trying to catch the moment. I was talking to somebody the other day about just why that's happened. I was talking to

Anka about why that's happened. And I just think rappers now with all this streaming shit and everybody, hip hop is reactionary. So you see all the traction that people are getting by doing, by dissing, like it's instant. It's the new way to be instantaneous. So wait, I can hit this amount of streams just quick I could get gain this audience quick. So niggas just about to be beefing forever and they think they real they think It has to be a diss record that I could give to act Cuz it is act at this point like how back before when niggas used to rush the flex to have flex Plumio your record drop bombs on your record, he's kind of become that for this generation,

or for right now, I should say. So now they're looking at it as what popped it off was diss records. Not knowing that, yo, you might could do the same thing if you just give them a dope ass record. And yo, you could work it out, whatever, premier this on your stream. But it's diss records that got us here.

All right, cool, let me go diss this nigga. Just play Follow the leader. But part of a good diss record is picking the right person to diss. Yes. And I don't think that 50 Cent is the right person to diss today. Or ever.

Yeah, ever for that matter. Why do you want to diss somebody who will literally spend the rest of their life paying you back for it. But why you want to diss the nigga that's been on your pops ass forever? Anyway, you just giving him more reason to fuck. Excuse me. The fuck with all of y'all. Why do you want to diss the nigga who titled his album Get Rich or Die Trying when the mob bosses were trying to kill him?

Like if you're going gonna talk preen, who am I? Why would you diss the nigga? He stopped the summer jam to set to, forget it man. It's just better people to diss is all I'm saying. It's better people to diss, diss logic. I don't understand why people don't take a page out of my book when all else fails.

Just kill logic. Yeah, I don't understand nobody just jumping out this in 50 of all people. I don't know why. You can't not make that make sense to me. I'm not dissing nobody who got an active beef with one of their own kids. That's me.

If you got that type of shit in you, nigga, you win. You win. I don't care what you say, that's me. Call me pussy, we'll call you what you want. But you always make a little face. I'm smiling, don't start your shit. That's how I feel. I ain't doing that shit.

I ain't disappointed. I'm with you. I don't want problems. This young buck. This somebody 50 related? Niggas. Yo, this man, I'm dissing somebody that's by you so you think that it's coming your way soon. So I don't look so pussy. God damn, niggas will not find it out.

Find it out, yo. I like King Cole, but that just wasn't smart. Yeah, not at all, that wasn't. I would like to know who was next to him that said, yeah, that's the move. I mean, who co-signed that? You know what's fucked up? Somebody, I'm sure, did.

The fucked up part, though, is if he's not dissing 50 or trying to promote this as a 50 cent diss, the record is not, it ain't bad. It ain't bad. It is not a bad joint. If he just getting to some, yo, this is who I am, you see what my bitch look like, this how I'm out here moving and get a catchy little hook, who knows?

That's better than I'm dissing 50, is all I'm saying. Yeah, 50 is the wrong nigga to diss. Ask somebody that dissed 50, good 50 disses too, on just the audio, It's the audio. It's the audio. It's on the tape. It's on where the CD, wherever you got it at. But then shit get in real life.

If one of the songs start working, you gotta move around. You gotta go promote the record, nigga. Duh. Okay, stupid. That was foul. Oh man, it's trauma. Real life kick in.

Trauma from back then. Real life kick in. Drama from back then. Real life kick in. Oh thank God, that Hot 97 shit was dangerous back then. Y'all live on the air. Y'all don't know who is up there promoting some records, just talking to a DJ, this nigga wasn't even on the air. It's like, God damn, he was up there nigga. Man, like Flip said, live, so now you on the air,

niggas listening like, oh wait, wait, wait, we know where he at right now. For some reason, niggas always got The in 25 minutes no matter what Didn't want to rush and get off. I always be telling the story shit I was in privilege one of them years with fucking Brandon shout to Brandon I was a privilege and privilege was 50 shit Brandon don't know but shit I lived in there and if I wasn't in it 50 might have been there we're in there chilling

It's when I said some slick shit about him, too I was talking crazy Talking so crazy about him Like a million niggas look like somebody who owned the spot. Well, you do own the spot. I think a brand Yo, we good? I think I'm pregnant. He looks up and says, yo, we are. I said, I don't know, nigga, be cool, nigga. I'm going to walk over there and see, though. I'll walk over there.

If I don't know if we cool, I'll walk over there. So if I get it on, you'll have a little run. Like you say, you got an option. Run where? Where you going? I'm running privilege. To the roof? I'm saying, you ain't got to get it on, you'll have a little run. Like you say, you got an option. Run where? Where you going to the jump?

Where you going to run in privilege? To the roof? I'm saying you ain't got a, you could say something. Yo, I ain't see you getting it on over there. You going to the bathroom. Yo, I'm just joking. That niggas on your ass over there? Yeah, I didn't know that was you fighting, nigga.

Yo, I just saw shit happening in chairs, fine. I didn't know you was at the bottom of that. Yo, you ever heard one of your men say something like that? No. Have you ever heard anybody say something like that? I've been with some niggas where the fight broke out and after what he told my dad was you. Y'all ain't see the wash?

Y'all just seen niggas going crazy. I didn't think that was you. What nigga you ain't check either. That adds insult to injury. No you ain't check. I'm tight. Y'all ain't see the wash with fucking snooping them. Walk over to the door, pull the gun on them.

No that show was funny though. We didn't see the wash. Niggas watch the wash. Niggas watched the wash. Niggas watched the wash. Niggas did. And in the scene, the fucking, they pulled the gun on Dre, snooped in the car, saw them pull the gun on him, hit the fucking engine.

Nigga came back to the car, why you ain't help me? He was like, yo, they pulled the gun on you just now? Like, nigga, I saw you start the car. Niggas be like that, like, oh wait, it's getting a little dangerous over here. That's sort of wash, but not the Black Knight. See that bullshit y'all on? But I'ma let that pass. You just gotta know what time it is.

When I'm out there, nigga, slept me too. Fuck it, I looked around the room, seen fucking Mickey Fax frequency. Fuck it, man. I guess I'll getting beat up today. Yeah, I looked around the room. Yo, I still have some clay cool. Yo, you hit him like this.

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Like That is number one. I mean, not Like Us, I'm sorry. Not Like Us. Not Like Us is number one, I'm old. And it's, it feel like it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like sometimes us, I'm sorry. Not like us. Not like us is number one. I'm old. And it's, it feel like it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you know how sometimes you see them number ones

and it's like, what the fuck? I ain't even heard that song. No, this one feels like a number one. Andy Fourier's number three. And Like That is number six. And Family Matters is number seven. So Drake should thank Kendrick for the Kendrick stimulus package. Because I only remember last time Drake got a number seven. You

barely crept in there, nigga. You welcome. What you talking about? Hey! Sometimes you gotta pop out of the show. Oh my fault. Oh my God. Sometimes you gotta pop out of this show. Oh, my fault. Oh my God. Bruh. So. Whew. I heard it outside. I go see my second barber yesterday.

This is why I love Kendrick. Long story, less long. Kendrick is the man for this. He's helped people to communicate in ways that we never have. My second barber, I've been knowing him for, I want to say close to 20 years too. I'm so old now that everybody I know, they've been close to 20.

They've been close to 20 years. That's old. Anyway, I go there, I'm a little early, so he got somebody in a chair, it's a black dude. I don't really never see nobody else in there because he cutting his house. So the black dude is in there and they talking and talking and talking.

And Jose is calling this nigga every label in the world. He's calling him a passport bro. Then he's like, oh, you understand him because y'all are escort bros. And he just started, he throwing out every label in the world. Like Jose, I'm learning. To the dude that you don't know. To me, yeah, I don't know him. Okay. But it's cool. He's laughing, he's funny, I've seen him before.

We just having a good time kicking a barbershop talk in somebody's house. But Jose clearly is like one of those migrants that are Republican. Like I'm a migrant, but I'm an American, and I believe American shit. You know it's not migrant, it's immigrant. That too.

Both of them. So he in there throwing out every label in the world and it's fucking me up. It's confusing me so I say, hey nigga, hey, where you from again? And he tell me, and I say, but you got like a lot of American views in like American kind of ways. And he's like, yeah.

And I said, well, since you want to throw all these labels out there, and my man's finishing his cut, so he walking out now. I said, so since you're throwing all these labels out there, I think you closeted. And I think you've been in the closet. I think, how long I've known you nigga, 20 years now? I ain't seen a girl around.

I ain't heard a whiff about a girl, I think, so now his man that he just finished cutting, he ain't leaving. He ain't leaving. He ain't leaving. He's like, yo, right, he be trying to get that off through the jokes. And I look at him like, yes,

finally somebody understands me. So Jose is laughing. Jose laughing, he like, ah, y'all really think that? I said, Jose, you got a I love you sign right there that lights up, but the love is a rainbow. And when I asked you about it last time, you was like, oh, I got that from the vintage shop. I said, yeah, but you plugged it in.

You're like, you could have left it unplugged. You bought it. And that's, yeah, but if you buy it at the vintage shop, you just buy it shit, you maybe didn't know it lights up. You hung it. So you hung it and that's yeah but if you buy at the Vincent shop you just buy shit you maybe didn't know it lights up you hung it so you hung it and it lights up so his man and we killin this nigga now. You gay as hell nigga. You so gay. We bombing on him. So he like yo y'all really think that about me and guess what I said yes I said hey sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas hey wait hey me and this man had the best laugh in there laughing at his closet ass I never had so much fun pulling somebody out the closet before

oh it's so easy to tell so he but I mean, he didn't deny it either. He didn't deny it. Jose's bisexual, bro, I don't care what he say. He's 100% bisexual. If I know you for 20 years, forget it. Just know I can tell, if I know you 20 years, I can tell. And you ain't seen no girl? Not a hint of a girl.

That one little white girl you dated, she drove him mad. And then he just went, must have went a different direction. Yeah, that Scientology shit, he just been looking for a group to belong with. And what better group than that group? Oh my god. He don't even be trying to beg. And I'm like, it's all right, nigga.

Me and his man tell him, yo, nigga, we still going to love you. Nigga nigga come out you are mad nigga Tony is sometimes you gotta bop out that's wild in a conversation i didn't even know it applied but anyway not like us the number one record Kendrick Lamar round of applause the number one in my house, I'll tell you that. Yeah, it's work.

And shout out Mustard. That shit was like coffee in the morning. That shit plays all the time. Shout out to Mustard, took this opportunity to shoot his shot at some niggas that have been getting praise lately that he don't feel like should be getting praise. He came out and said,

yeah, niggas been sleeping on me, man. A lot of much shit been winning. I've been mean, seem like they forgot. I'm glad that they know now, but yeah, you see us number one. The West back up? The West is up, ain't nothing to say. Yeah, that's a good record.

The West is up, the record won, I'm not, now, Drake fans in the street have been approaching me to pod. I'm sure. Oh yeah. They want a pod outside. They want a pod pod. I've been dodged them. Nigga. They've been wanting to pod, bro. I'm in theging nigga. Oh, I they've been wanting to hide I don't want to hear about none of this shit. Also getting a lot of requests from strip clubs to have us come pod in there

Yes You know me I'm shutting down. So I didn't even get to ask that part, but they want us to come and Pod in a few strip clubs in New York. I'm with it. I'm with it. I don't even get to ask that part, but they want us to come and pod in a few strip clubs in New York I'm with it. I'm with you. I don't know how you do that Let them shut it down. It's all they had to acquiesce To do some I want to see chicks dancing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll figure that dance to no be bitch You want talent?

Solid party, solid party. They got headphones on. Headphones on. Headphones on. There you go. You got AirPods, right? Dance to our voice. I seen Cam and Mace put somebody on their desk to shake some ass.

I felt like you might feel some type of way about that. While they threw money. I feel like I be having good ideas, I never bring them up and then somebody else do that shit. I feel like he beat be having good ideas. I never bring them up and then somebody else do that shit I feel like that's the worst. So now I gotta come blow at least 50 in here With something nicer than grandma they had up here. I gotta I can't My man in the back

They absolutely smoke that shit. Shout out. Listen, man Shout out, listen man, I'm hating though. I'm hating, they smoked that. Don't worry, I'm coming back. Don't you worry, you know Joe ain't going out like that. I'm sending something up here, Cam. With some ones, I'm bringing my little bag out. Anyway, what does it mean not like that being number one, Family Matters being number seven,

Kendrick having three joints in here, like what does it all mean? Tell me. It's a new era. Well, we know W, but let's advance the conversation. I think it speaks to the labels and the message being sent. I think this is more of that.

Like now I'm really believing it. I mean, granted, I saw, I believe like that as an organic hit, but then to see Euphoria do that, to see see like that should not still be in the top two. Why? It should still be that should still go the best song of the year. I don't think it should still be there I mean, yeah, you're not if there was somebody not if there was somebody else with a fucking A-level or Beatles level act with some music coming out of paid to get that shit out of there I was about to say like what What would it be replaced by?

What has come out of that? I don't care. Another Tom. Taylor Swift. What's homeboy name? Tommy Richardson? Taylor Swift. That's climbing up the charts?

That's your two, yeah. I guess. That's number two. That's number two. That's number two. I want to hate on it. A million dollar baby. But it's hard.

Yeah, it's a good record. It's hard. It is. And I heard he got another one, too, that's coming. I'm sure. Yeah. But no, I haven't. I don't even too that's coming. I'm sure. Yeah. I'm sure. But no, I haven't.

I don't even think it's the labels I play. I think that's- Well the charts is always labeled. Maybe the Euphoria song, cause it's not as radio friendly. But the other two songs, you used to hear them shits everywhere. Yeah.

But that's what I'm saying, even with Euphoria not being labeled. So now I got two in the top three. That's the only one for me that's fishy.'s what you that's what it makes it look like She right cuz you don't really hear it But the other two but that don't mean that the people not streaming it that don't pee there You get I'm saying like that could be euphoria is my favorite track from the beef mine Personally and the way to beef played out. It's the most

prophetic Yeah, he laid that shit out. Yeah, he laid that shit out. Yep. I Think that's the reason that people will keep listening to it. He tracked it out. My favorite is Meet the Grams but it's also my least favorite. It's probably my least played and most favorite. I think Meet the Grams is the one that's gonna age the best and did the most. It was the most impactful. That's the most, that's one of the most important ones. Strategy wise. Probably the most important. Strategy wise. The most important one throughout that whole beat. That's the most important, that's one of the most important ones. Strategy wise. Probably the most important. Strategy wise. The most important one throughout that whole beat.

That's the most important song. Yo, I want to give myself. I disagree with that. I think it's euphoria. No. No. No, no, no. You can swing the first time and miss.

If you got five more in the tuck, I can miss with the first one. The first one just happened. You didn't miss with the first one, no. Yeah, but cool. And the fact that I laid this out and I told you with the last line if you do this I'm gonna do that. But it don't. And I did it. But Drake didn't listen. Don't matter I'm just saying. It matters when you talk for me. Okay strategically that was the biggest piece of all of this. It just shipped off. Grabs right? Yeah. Yeah. Was the

biggest piece of all this. Strategically dog the nigga put a song out that was a fire song. And it set up, and it set up the hit. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, and it set up the hit. I hate this nigga. I'm gonna hate him until I die too. It's never gonna stop. I'm sure. No, I'm glad you know. it. Look, he just looks like I'm not even here. He did whatever he wanted. He thought S was here again. Oh. Oh. It's the S. Meet the Grams is the one that made people question what they knew about Drake, whether it was true or not.

True. Euphoria, people still didn't, that was the warning. Hey, I'm telling you, nigga, don't play with me like that. Meet the Grams made everybody stop 53 minutes after Drake dropped to say, hey, does he? Is that your dad? It made you question everything you knew.

Even if you didn't like the song, what it did, I think that's gonna be one of them, probably like you read, the most important diss track to come from this whole thing. I think Family Matter, I mean, I think Family Matters is the friendliest bop for you people that have the target ears. I'm not trying to be funny.

What about 6ix16ine to LA? You guys don't ever talk about that. That's one of my personal favorites because that's where he chose to attack using the Lyrical Miracle style. He attacked him in every style. 6ix16ine in LA was Lyrical Miracle. It's not on streaming so it probably does not get talked about as much I don't know if you didn't want to clear the sample I don't know why but it's not on streaming the same way the AI freestyle shit I don't stream if it's not on streaming you're not standing in it today today if it's not a dream, they don't count Yeah, I love the Taylor made record to still I like it too

But that's the one that got him in a whole lot of trouble. It is I like it I like it a lot, too. I want to give myself dodo of the day because sometimes when you listen back to podcasts that you did, you'll hear something that you said and then after shit plays out, boy, it'd be funny. So I'm listening back when like that came out and I dropped the beat to look in the camera and tell Kendrick, hey, this ain't gonna be enough.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whoops. In retrospect, that's the funniest shit you ever heard. Telling Kendrick, who's sitting there fully loaded. He was.

Hey dog, this shit you did won't be enough to kill who you talking to. He said, yeah, niggas heard that and laughed. He was like, haha, hold my beer, trust me. Looking back, a lot of that shit looked crazy. Like the Drake comment of they don't have nothing to drop. Oh no, he had a lot to drop, big dog. Like a lot of that shit looking back just looked like.

Drake confidence and his ego. And arrogance. And arrogance had me convinced. I'm like, yeah, man, this nigga Kendrick. Man, what can he do? And then look what he did. Never doubt anyone. I'm talking to Ak.

Ak is like, yeah, if that record gets, if Not Like Us is rolling past 4th of July, July Drake has a problem. I said, nigga, Drake has a problem. Drake got a problem now. Drake has a problem, which is why I understand what he means What ACK means Well, there's value in getting low right so if you go out there and you have a battle and the public decides it

You can go get low Drake can get low and kind of wait for the wave to be gone And if the wave is going in July, then Drake is in real good shape. If Not Like Us came, was impactful, and don't have legs, and it's over before August get here, Drake is in a pretty good spot, given what he just withstood. He is.

I think that there's a Not Like Us remix or remixes coming. I think the Not Like Us video is gonna look like, it's gonna look like, it's where I wanna be. And in a West Coast video. Classic shit. Yeah, right. With my lover.

With my lover. Yeah, it's gonna look like the volleyball game. It's gonna look like a West Coast black hood gang reunion. And that's where it gets tough. I think that record has into at least gang reunion and that's where it gets tough. I think that record has into at least Memorial Day, which is where it gets tricky. You mean Labor Day? I mean Labor Day, September. The September one.

I mean, I don't know. Yeah, the September Memorial Day. Laminate, nigga. That September Memorial Day. I don't think it lasts that long. If it does, that's a headache. It can last, bro. It's definitely not so long. It can last. Back to back didn't leave.

And you know the other part? The West been looking for one. That's why it lasts. Like the West been looking. They feel like the West got a chip on their shoulder. Like everybody counted us out. We got one. We, and they took down the big dog. Yeah. We ain't letting this go. The West got that on their jacket. That right there. Yes, bro.

Hey dog, a lot of people tried. We did that. We did it. More prophecy from Kendrick. Hey, if you thought that pusha tea was bad, nigga, leave me alone. Now, if I want to get mature, I hate that two of the greatest had to mudsling that way.

But I'm not mature. So I thank God every night. Scared me just now. That two of the greatest mudsling that way. When I'm this age, I'ma feel differently. A dead ass. Not for real. If I'm closer to 50,

I don't want to see you call one nigga a wife beater and one nigga a pedophile. All that shit's crazy. I'm with that. But I'm a rapper at heart. But today though? And today. And over the right drums.

Yeah. And it's a good record. And you make it catchy. That's the problem. You hear it go up in the spot, so now everybody call. Nah, man. That's the problem. You hear it go up in the spot. So now everybody call. All right, man. It's a good record.

Oh, come sing it, A-Modern. It's a good record. It's a good record. Yo, the line that's been going crazy is, and Vodka got a weird case. Why is he around? The memes, like, yo, I'm telling you, everything that I keep saying it, everything we saw Drake do is being done to him. Niggas is memeing that one line. I would say watch me do is being done to him. Niggas is meaning that one line.

I would say watch me do my stuff every single day. That's the one. Not without the bomb. Watch me do my stuff. When the West Coast niggas say watch me do my stuff, move. Yeah, they're about to do some shit. They're about to do their stuff. Yeah, shoot niggas, dance, jump. That shit make you want to crip walk. That shit make you want to do some shit. They bout to do some stuff. Yeah, shoot niggas, dance, jump. That shit make you wanna, no you bout to get fucked up. That shit make you wanna crip walk, that shit make you wanna move, son. I see a lot of West Coast people warning people that are not from the West Coast to be careful with their behavior when the record comes on.

I took heed, well I don't dance like that anyway, but I can see the West Coast niggas trying to kill somebody else. Nah, they let niggas know, like all that throwing hand signs up and shit in the video, like yo, yo, yo. Careful, careful. That shit means something.

It means something, man. So Drake posts, good game, summer vibes up next. Little samurai, samurai picture. That's what Drake posted? He has to start pumping up that part of this, but I mean, I guess not.

Narratives, marketing, promo. I mean, it's a good fight. He should post it. No, I'm sick of the 20 v 1 part. I'm not talking about the fight. I see what you're saying. The 20 v 1 part is over for that. Got it.

The 21. It's the one one. Yeah. No, you lost. However you want to put it, dumb niggas won. You lost. I don't want to keep hearing However you wanna put it, dumb niggas won. You lost. I don't wanna keep hearing about, oh, me against 20 niggas.

Buh humbug. But summer vibes on the way. How do y'all interpret that? What do you think that means? Do you think that's the best decision moving forward? That's why I said you should. Do you think it changes how he is received on the next drop? Are people looking at the next drop differently

than they've looked at any other drink drop, is my question? I think it's more eyes on the next drop. Now we want to, you have to deliver them. You, like, it's pressure on you at this point. And the way out of it is what I've been saying the entire time. He needs a hit. He needs a summer hit. He needs something to hold us down. If Rich Baby Daddy came out right now for the first time. That's not going to do it. But you said a hit. So you mean a specific hit.

He need a smash hit. All right, so Rich Baby Daddy is not a hit record that affected everybody. And Cizzor and Sexy Girl. Shake that ass, bitch. And when I asked y'all what was Drake's last hit, everybody did tell me it was Rich Baby Daddy. But let me finish. he needs a hit, because Drake also has hit records that everybody felt.

Everybody didn't feel Rich Baby Daddy. He needs one of those. A God's plan. So you don't just mean a hit. I need a, he needs a smash. If God's plan came out right now for the first time, project that for me. Would that do it?

No. Tell me the Drake record. That message is too positive. Give me the Drake record that exists already. If it came out today, it does exactly what he needs. Sorry, from the bottom. Something like that. Something like that.

Something that sounds like Drake. Because now all niggas going to do is say, God's plan. Oh nigga, you was fucking with the kids. Or some shit like that. It's not going to resonate. He needs something like fake love, he needs something like, or a record of his that already exists, fake love.

Or a control attack. Controller, something, he need that. What's fake love? I've been down so long, get a little up. Hold on, he needs a. He needs that, he needs a hit that everybody can feel. And something that's kind of fluffy as well, because everyone's just going to dissect every single thing.

He needs to talk to a different audience. Drake with the melodies, not Drake talking tough. I don't like Drake that acts tough. Just keep making me bring back. There's no hip hop record that he can come out with right now that Kendrick record's going to step all over it. You think if a controller type record came out right now that everybody loved controller, but in this moment, you don't think he's still criticized for that?

He's gonna get criticized for whatever he does. He's gonna get criticized for whatever he does. So you just need something to hit as many people as possible. Yes, and that everybody... You gotta talk to the people. They're still gonna play it. Now, there are rumblings that Drake on his own time, and we know him to be at Petty Scorpio, is gonna double back to you to beat.

Sure. He had two songs ready to go. My take on that, I think they both still have bullets in the clip. Should I still got bullets in the clip? My take on that is. Leave it alone is my take. No, I want to hear Drake send his subs and be petty.

Just know that they are petty subs this is not the fight anymore the boogeyman is back in the house yeah he don't have to reply you don't have to acknowledge this y'all had your fight he won if you want to shoot at that nigga for the next two years I'm down bro this is again take it back to Hov and Nas this shit was decided and Hov double back 18 months later with blueprint 2 and it is an amazing diss record. It is, he lit the fuck up. Real dude alive.

Right. But I'm just saying, the battle was already done at that point. So you can still double back with some fire. It ain't going to change the effect of the battle, though. And the battle like it should be. I love Blueprint 2. Looking back, you could say, yo, that was the best one out of the whole shit.

But if you're looking at the time, if you're in the moment when it happened, that was the best one out of the whole shit. But if you looking at the time, if you in the moment when it happened, shit was over and done with by the time you dropped that record. Let me ask you something, not to nitpick. Today, what does the Drake summer record sound like? That I don't know because Drake has been doing. We don't want him in his techno bag.

We don't. I don't want to hear, I don't don't think he'll hear Drilly Drake. He need to realize he the only niggas still trying to keep Drill alive, him and Fabio. It's over, yo. They gonna fuck me up. Listen, he smoked them niggas on the second part of Family Matters,

but it's a Drill beat, and the world is not receiving Drill the way they once did is all I'm saying. They not. The Drill rappers is trying to make other shit. They trying to sell records and reach the masses. The biggest rapper in the world don't need to keep trying to be the drill guy. That's true.

I don't know what type of record it is though. Drake is kind of... He can find his reggaeton fucking Afro beat vibe, whatever the new version of that is I think you can do that I'm anxious to see it. He's gonna Japan. I'm anxious. You know one of the records with a pop listen kpop He needed talking a different audience to get to climb up the chart Korea, whatever it is, whatever That's just how you know Kendrick one he Drake can't really do nothing exactly without the And I'm kind of getting aggravated. I'm listening to y'all niggas. Y'all niggas is throwing on the cape with this nigga,

taken away from Kendrick's power right now. There's nothing I feel that there's nothing that he can do that would not get scrutinized, that would not get looked at. Wait, hold on. I know I ain't been sounding like it, but I still have a little miniature Drake cape. No, of course, but it's taken away from- I'm still rooting for him.

I'm still rooting for him. It's taken away from not like us. No, it course, but it's taken away from... I'm still rooting for him. I'm still rooting for him. It's taken away from not like us. No, it ain't. That's fine, excuse me. What can he do? Calling up classic records. No, no, no.

Nothing right now. I agree with you, nigga. Sit down and relax. Come for the fall, like you said. That's what I agree with. But he's telling you he's not. That's the whole reason we're talking about it. Of course.

I don't like that idea. He's saying summertime vibes up next. Now if the labels are against him and he drops that record, if the label is against him and he drops a summer vibe record, all they're gonna do is step on it. All it's gonna do is show a chink in his arm.

It's just gonna make him look crazy. Not if it catch organically because the label still stands to make money. True, but they still gonna step on it. If what he said is true, they gonna step on it. If he makes an undeniable hit, they're not gonna step on it. The label gonna make bread true, they gonna step on it. They gonna show me. If he makes an undeniable hit, they not gonna step on it. His label gonna make bread.

Yeah. All right, y'all niggas, okay, so is it illuminati or not? Like, is it illuminati or not? Come on, man, y'all niggas be confusing me with y'all theories. It gets confusing. It does get confusing, so I'm not knocking you on that. It's confusing for even me.

It's confusing. Got you. When we talk about, when I talk about an exec having a beef with him or somebody outside of artist world with a little more power having a beef with him, I don't know what label that is. I don't know what person that is. I'm not certain that that's his own label.

Like I've been talking to people, you know, the rumor went out that UMG wanted them to stop. And then somebody from UMG came out quickly to say, hey, man, if you're going, please. And every exec I talked to said that there's a windfall of money coming from this beefing battle. I know that just off mind and flip metrics. Why you threw me in there?

I'm so silent in here. Why you threw me in there? Anyway, everybody's making some money now, right? Is what I'm saying. So I don't know who that is. The more I think about it, speculative, if I'm UMG or Universal, I want Drake to get out of that. If I just signed you for $400 million or $500 million,

some say it's rumored to be above $600 million. And everything is baked in already. So the tours, the albums, all that shit, go get it done, nigga, and send it back to Big Daddy. Pause. I don't want the other biggest artists in the world putting any mud on my investment while I have money to make. Not now. It's too early in the day. any mud on my investment while I have money to make.

Not now. It's too early in the day. Let my shit run. But you brought up being petty. How old is that deal? Two years, I think. Two years. Anybody know what the...

That's the point. Nobody's gonna know except the people that are supposed to know. And some people out there saying it's a 10 year deal. Kanye said lifetime. Some people out there are saying it's a lifetime deal. I heard it's close to over. It ain't close to over. No, no, no,'s getting 450, whatever it is. The biggest deal ever. We're locking you in and it's not just a music deal.

This is a you deal. This is a everything. Content, sneakers, merchandise. Everything that is you. Movies. If you turn on the mic, movies. That deal ain't running out no time soon. And go get to work.

Go get to work. This is a bad time for all of that pet of whatever he's saying to you. I'm gonna ask you a question. Beyonce made, real quick, sign up, Beyonce made the most what on tour. Like she said she had one of the highest tour. What was the number?

Almost a billion dollars. Okay, so I'm saying that if... Her until. So the question I was gonna ask you is that Drake tours are not doing like that because he would have been able to pay back that for already, right? He would have been... He's not doing a billion dollars on would have been able to pay back that for already. Right? He would have been.

He's not doing a billion dollars on the tour. No, I'm just saying. They wouldn't sign Beyonce to a deal like that because she could get it back. Be clear, when we talk about these tour numbers, they're usually represented in terms of gross. Yeah. Got it. And those tours are expensive. So while they were very lucrative, it's not.

They're still a lot of overhead. It's not. I know they're expensive. I'm just saying, but what is she, what is the tour making? 600. Okay. So he got the four and she did something.

It's just my mom, my fork head. You understand what I'm saying though, right? I do. I understand what you're saying. It's too convoluted to be able to pocket watching that way. We're not gonna know nobody's terms. Got you, got you, got it. Everybody terms and deals are different.

But once you get to this level, when you're talking about Drake and Beyonce, these tours are expensive. Got it, true. They're expensive. Hey, speaking of tours, real quick, salute to Nikki. They just announced that her entire North American leg of the Gag City Tour, the entire tour sold out.

That's hell of a deal. All 39, 39 days. Let's go, Nick, that's dope. That's amazing. She's the, 39, out of the Nikki. Let's go, Nick, that's dope. That's amazing. She's the first female rapper to ever achieve that. Huh, congrats. So that's a big deal. I want to see Drake come back though.

He will. I do. If I'm basing it off of what y'all saying, I'm not into the music like that. And if I listen to y'all and have to form an opinion, I get confused. Because now that I was looking good what can you come up with so now I'm confused of exactly what we're dealing with here you know me but George has admitted like it is confusing that's what it's cuz I want to say of course I want to see him

back it's a multi-layered conversation I got talking about rap battle shit versus like actually like success and music sales. Different conversations. Oh, we'll see. You want to get into this Riddler dude? Oh, please. Take it away. I don't even know where to take it away. There's a mysterious person on Twitter posting a bunch of

cryptic videos of the album cover of 616 and Meet the Grams. And alluding to a bunch of shit that I still haven't quite been able to piece together. Where he started from was basically saying you lied. Who lied? Drake. Okay. This information was not fed because he was saying he staged all of that shit. They gave that stuff to Kendrick. They knew he had it in like the drawer. Yeah. Yeah. So it started off by saying,

hey, that's a lie because I got the stuff. It's real. It's right here. And he put like a newspaper up showing the date. And then started speaking in some real. Some riddle of bullshit. I hated that shit. Yeah, I hated it.

Hack him up. Basically what I heard is that- I checked out quick once he started all that shit. It's a hotel employee. That's what it seems like. They said it's a hotel employee that supposedly Drake was staying in a hotel, a real, real, real elaborate expensive hotel. The Mark.

It's like 75,000 a night or some shit. And we covered that when he did the Apollo tour. They said he left some shit in the hotel room. And so the hotel is so high end that they reached out to him like, yo, he left some shit in the hotel room. Right. And so the hotel is so high end that they reached out to him like, yo, you left some shit, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And they said that Drake was like, yo, I just want a chain.

Supposedly he left the chain in there. Okay. So give me the chain, the rest of that shit, y'all could scrap, throw it away. They said it's company policy not to throw it away for 90 days. And after the 90 days, allegedly, the employee gets to keep it or take it

or whatever the case may be. And this particular dude took it. That's interesting, I figured that they would've like auctioned it off or some shit. So allegedly, the dude took it. So that's all the shit that he supposedly got from the leftover bag that was there. Then they said that the kid or the dude

whoever took it can't sell it because now Drake claimed it was stolen property. So you can't sell it because now you are in receipt of stolen goods, that's a charge. So now he is supposedly giving it away and they said that he'd been sending threats to Drake and Ack allegedly saying that you better take this shit down or we can't your statement. I'm giving you 24 hours They said yeah, and he I don't know they're lucky I have

200 grand just laying around though enough Wait how much you want? You got one Drake laptop and some shit? Oh, oh, oh. Nigga, I almost ran a TD bank. Yo, you different. I almost called act. Let's go half, nigga. Let's bust it down.

If you got some real team, woo! So they said supposedly, I recanted that shit immediately and took his page down. It was Twitter or something I just want to say all the people that thought all the people that believe that story about Drake planting ever did evidence And that was the biggest crock of shit. I ever heard. I don't know how y'all believe that But they were looking for something to believe Something to believe and then so you jump out and say okay cool you gave me one I'm going with it

there's everybody had they they they choices and I said, okay, cool. You gave me one, I'm going with it. If everybody had their choices and was just gonna defend it no matter what. So you give me something to believe, I'ma go. This poor disabled man. Yeah, Christopher Alvarez. That's the sickest part, bringing Christopher Alvarez in it.

I thought, I'll tell you, if Drake, if Drake did something to this fucking guy, nigga, I couldn't believe it, nigga. I was sitting there, like if Drake did something to this motherfucker. The way he was talking, it was like, I got him believe it. I was sitting there, like if Drake did something to this motherfucker. The way he was talking, it was like, I got him on tape. And they had a picture with him in the hotel lobby, them both.

I'm like, oh, what the fuck did Drake do in the lobby that he fucking flip out? What, and then I watched the guy's video and I said, the guy can, you know what I mean? Like, I would look at Drake differently. Boy, everywhere I went in the house, my phone was in my hand. If that nigga Aubrey smacked the shit out of Chris Alvarez

in a wheelchair, boy. Them wheelchair niggas get annoying sometimes, right? What are you doing? What are you doing? Sometimes them niggas don't be rolling, right? They're just slow as hell on the roll. It's like a dog. Hey.

No. So y'all never got mad at someone that was... If one of them niggas grabs you, you might have a hard night. You can't say handicap no more, right? Uh, disabled I believe is the term. Disabled. Handicapable. What? Got it.

That's why I ask Killian. That shit like that goofy shit. That's don't do all that shit. She like, when you go to France, who you going to? Who we out with? We out? Straight to the boys. She get right to it.

Yo, you there, we out. Gang gang. She go now. Now he got it. What are you doing today? Now he got it. He got some job shit. Where you going?

Can you watch Daisy? I been laughing. He was, can you make some cereal for me? Oh my God. I love mail. Oh man. Nah, forget it. Yo, and the guy Chris, so the page said he was going live.

I'm like, so I'm looking 5pm, 5pm. He didn't go live. Apparently, he released some sort of statement. I'm like, yo, come on. He's a journalist. He wrote an article. Wait, y'all ain't gonna answer my question? Y'all ain't never got mad at a disabled person. I mean, we all did.

They have a lot more rights than us. They'll bump you with the wheelchair. You gotta hold that down. And some niggas are strong. Like, if the legs don't work, all the muscles go to their arms. They're good. They can grab you with a rock.

This is a workout. Nah, you know where I really be wanting to set it on one of the niggas in the wheelchair? The airport. Listen, regardless of what y'all say, I noticed somebody out there that feel me. You just got through the TSA. TSA, nigga, yeah, you had to. Nigga, I did. Take your hat off. Take your glasses off.

All this shit. All right. TSA thug. You got it. Now you walked inSA thug, you got it. Now you walk through the little line, line mad long. What if it's the thing where the buckets come on the roller? Don't nobody in line know how to even work that shit, so they still standing there.

You looking at the empty roller buckets like, yo, nigga, walk up. Yo dog, right there. You go through all of that fight, you finally get to the bucket. The person right behind is kind, too. They like, I got you, big dog, go ahead. You go to the bucket the person right behind is kind to they like I got you big dog Go ahead you go to the little thing of a jig here come one of them niggas in the wheelchair They fucking push you to move

Whoever they push your is right move we going first whoever they're way what and then I'll go through the scare They go right through. They go right through. They go right through. They don't go through this shit. Put your hands up. I be standing like, word. All right. Bet.

Say less. I could tell you be on the line for a long time when they tell you to take your shit off though, don't you? Like you probably take your hat off. No. Yes you do. Yes you do. I'm going to find out.

I'm an airport pro. You don't go like this quick. I'm fast. So you take it off quickly. I'm fast. So you're not ignorant. Yo, you don't got? If I'm ignorant. I know you ignorant

I what TSA precheck you got everything. I know I don't know. I'm waiting on it. I've been waving almost No, she's a long. I'm gonna have to say wait a minute In this episode of get to know the people that you work with who you also happen to be friends with Who here don't have precheck? Be honest, it's okay. Y'all lie on the part. Everybody got pre-check. Man, why you looking at your boy, man? Okay. Man, you got pre-check? I got pre-check and clear. I have global entry. She got global entry.

High five. They deny my global entry. I ain't got no issue. Man, I'm sorry. I got pre-check and clear. Clear, clear. Everybody got clear too? Yes. Yep. Yep. How you gonna be clear and I have clear? Clear eyes. How you gonna be clear and I have clear? Clear eye. How you gonna be? You the first nigga. You should have been the mascot for clear.

Me? I don't have clear. I'm scared of that shit. Look, I'm clear. I don't see color. Oh shit. I'm scared of that shit, yo. Clear?

Wait, why? Cause there's, alright, let me hear. No, no, why you scared of clear? Cause I take your eyes. Cause the gamma hear. No, no, I wanna hear. Why you just getting clear? Cuz I take your eyes. Cuz the gamma rays. Oh, you think your eyes not gonna be the same hazel? No, you dumbass. I don't want them niggas having my retina scan on they...

Shit. Okay, it's... You know that that's what they're gonna do with global entry, right? They do the retina scan and all that shit. They take your biometrics. Now when I applied. No, S told him already. You know your phone got your fingerprint,

that's a biometric, right? You know they got that, right? Like they have your biometrics already. He don't want the airport to have it. He don't want, you know, whenever he's doing one of his moves, when he feel like going into the bathroom and performing, he don't want them to, you know, He don't want them to point about, you he don't want them to point him out.

He a freak, he a freak, he a freak. It's the type of nigga that will sit there, if it's a layover, he'll take it, no disrespect, he'll go to the bathroom. He'll handle the business at night. Shout out to my man, give me a pound. He'll take it right to the back. I don't want to talk about your family, but you know what I'm talking about. If I do it, give me a pound. Can't take it right to the back, I don't want to talk about your family,

but you know what's up, if I do it, you'll do it, nigga. I'm not you, you'll do a lot of shit I won't do. Fuck you talk about it, nigga, you such a silver for fire. That's all, that's all. You fucked in the airport bathroom? No you didn't, don't even think, stop trying to add suspense, nigga. Okay, no I did not.

You didn't do that. What? You didn't do that. What? You didn't do that. Let me share. That's kind of gangster though. You might... What? Fucking airport band? Get that off.

Well, that ain't hard now. I'm in the Mal High Club. But it's not hard. I don't understand. What? Sucked y'all time out. If there's a layover and you there late at night

and there's a lot of people not there with you... Last piece? This mad bathroom's there. Last piece? Why you not in the Mad Hot Club though, as much as you travel? Really? Pull it back.

I just never, opportunity to ever present it to someone. As much as you travel? Yeah. Oh, you ain't got that much game. I do. I'm good though. Then what happened? I don't really travel with the randoms. No, that's what I'm saying.

You don't have that much game to where you can meet somebody that's on the same flight and get it done in that short amount of time. I don't travel. Oh, because your phone ain't working. You got to use a little intercom on Tye Jack. I got no face to tell you. Yo, 17C. Yo, 17C.

Yo, 17C. Yo, 17C. Yo, 17C. Yo, 17C. Yo, 17C. Yo, 17C. Yo, 17C. You gotta use a little intercom on hijacks. I got no face to show. Yo, C-Message. Yo, 17C. Wait, y'all ever sent the C-Message? Absolutely.

To like somebody you didn't know? Yes, I've done it before. Me too, I did. What is that? I don't know what that is. When you can send a message to somebody else on the plane from the seat on the TV. I was on a Virgin America flight, and they had that shit. I had them, me, them.

I definitely did that before. And what'd you say to them? Oh, I thought I was getting my shit off. I thought I was doing swag. I said some shit. They replied? Yeah, but it wasn't the reply I was looking for. Scram.

Ineffective, yeah, something like that. I ain't know you could do that. And I don't got the balls for that. I don't have the balls for that. I ain't know you can do that. And I don't got the balls for that. I don't have the balls for that. A sea message. When I be seeing you out, big balls. The heavy balls. Maybe when you be out by yourself, you leave the balls in the car.

But when I see you out, whoo. Don't let both of us have balls that night. You hear me? That's crazy. You hear me? I hear him, that's crazy. Yo, speaking of, before we leave the Not Like Us segment, did anyone here get a chance to see Simba

performing Not Like Us? I did. I did. Tell me what y'all think. Shit on Canadians. Again. He shit on Canadians? Yeah.

For the second time. You fucking. He shit on Canadian? Yeah. For the second time. You fucking push. Oh shit. Ah! Ah! 39S! 33B, bitch. 33B.

33B. Yeah, baby. The middle seat. The middle seat is nasty. That nigga had nothing. He didn't even give you a window. The spirit. I think Mel will take it off the next part, and she walks right in, right? Yeah. She said, I think Mel Lead be a lady shit.

You said, use that on the floor. Who's that lady? Lead with sex like your contemporaries. OK. All right, all right. Whoa. Not too much on Mel. Wait, you don't think women get more leading with sex?

Mm-hmm. I don't, but. I don't think so. Yes. Yes, absolutely. Yes. I don't answer questions. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Yes. I don't answer questions like that Now yes, what I was

The old niggas the old lights can make it that look like us still Every time she finds a nigga that looks just like me and you Sure, it's awesome nigga that look like one of your That's some nigga that looked like one of New York undercover niggas. Ruiz. Yeah. Ruiz. She thinks she's so quick. So we think the Riddler's full of shit or what? Anyway, girl.

No, y'all ain't answer my question. What do y'all think of Simba performing that record? I didn't hear it. I wasn't mad at it. Before Kendrick performs it. I wasn't. Coming off of his J. Cole response. I wasn't as mad as the rest of the internet was.

Because it was like they were in a very small venue, and someone just happened to catch a footage thing. I'm not. They was having fun. Yeah, I wasn't tripping on that. He was like on stage and like performed. There was like a little, like, Yeah.

Was it a stage? Yes, that was a stage. That was a stage. I know y'all walked and stayed last together, but that was a stage. Yeah. That's your man, because you're going to cape. I'm caping?

That was a stage. No, I'm just saying. It was like a little. Anything raised, there's a platform, That was a stage. Okay. No, it was raised. It was like a little anything raised That's a platform stage. It's a stage people for Yeah, he performed I know that was him at first I'm like damn some nigga know the words and got diction No dog that nigga, but that was Simba and right I'm only asking this and and it was karaoke night.

That's important to know. That's important to know. That's very important. I didn't know that part, so that's, come on. Oh, that changes everything. Oh yeah, that changes, yeah. That changes everything. I just think that Simba shouldn't have been the one doing it.

I don't care if it is karaoke night. Why not? Because Simba just caught a little bit of heat for how he responded to J. Cole. I think he picked a side. I think he picked the side. I know he picked the side personally, but he picked the side. And we just said how California is celebrating this shit right now. I'm from Cali. He picked the side. And this is our theme song right now. Hell yeah. I'm going to perform it. I'm telling you. And it's karaoke. Yo, run that back

three times. There's a lot of artists out there that are not so vocal about the side they pick He is some are a lot of West Coast artists that are not so vocal about the side that they Some on the other side that are very vocal You don't think that that could hurt him at all in his career It could potentially hurt him but I could but some people as a artist with no album out I don't think so. He has a list of results take time as an album. Oh God an album. He has an album. Results Take Time is an album. Oh, God. Gangsta Bros album. It's an album.

A nigga with one project album. Here we go. It's just early, I wouldn't have done that. I'm saying that because I love and care about him. No, no, no. I get what you're saying. You look at it from one strategic aspect, he might be looking at it

from a different strategic aspect. When I choose up, now I potentially, again, I don't know, I might potentially have the West riding with me now. So I could go get a beat from this guy. I could go get a feature from this guy. I can go get a feature from this guy. Nigga, it's up, it's West Coast.

So let's make some music. You get what I'm saying? I don't know. And whatever relationships he got over here, they would still be there. Especially knowing now that it's karaoke night, I'd super-oke him a fuck. Yeah, and it's karaoke night

and a nigga from California wants to do not like us. From the Bay? That's right on brand Right now California is a great part is it was mad. It was niggas on the stage. Yeah, you know I mean it wasn't just him it was niggas up there celebrating I guess I didn't look like a karaoke, you know I didn't see it, but I'm just saying I could imagine a bunch of California niggas here not like us Come on in the spot. All right, I received y'all, I get it.

The crowd was singing with him? I get it. Yeah. It was lit, it was lit. Back to Mother's Day Matters, Anita Baker was scheduled to do a performance on Mother's Day. Yeah, in Atlanta.

In Atlanta. And I know because I've been, my mom hit me for every concert she wanna go to now. So you send your mom to concerts. I know a lot of people sent their mother to that Anita Baker Mother's Day concert in Atlanta. I saw people walking out with moms, like took moms to the show.

That was a present. A lot of people. Yo, we going to the Anita Baker show. If there was any show not to show. That was a present. A lot of people. Yo, we going to the Need a Baker show. If there was any show not to cancel, it was that one. Mm-hmm. Tim, I'd love to hear what Babyface has to say about all this. Babyface.

I'd love to hear what Babyface has to say about this. I've heard conflicting reports on when she actually canceled. I wouldn't give a fuck when she canceled. No, no, I'm set. Because I... A lot of people go to the stars, show me back. The videos I saw was minutes before she was scheduled to hit the stage, they announced that she canceled. I wouldn't give a fuck when she got all I'm sick because I

Minutes before she was scheduled to hit the stage. They announced that she canceled there were people at the arena Yeah, no, it says minutes. Yeah, it says so many what I heard was that was on the promoter She actually canceled earlier and they didn't let the crowd know until minutes before she's pulling the stage. Don't matter I'm just saying how much earlier they don't mean hours hours what she's pulling at the stage. Don't matter. I'm just saying. How much earlier? It don't matter. Hours? Hours.

It don't matter. That's still. No, it's Mother's Day. You know they coming out to see you. That's a fact. You done let people get in this venue. Did she say why she canceled? I was gonna say, nobody's released a statement

from her camp. I haven't heard anything. I didn't hear anything. So now it's all just speculation as to whether or not. But this ain't the first show that she's canceled. No, it's not. At all. She did it in Jersey. I was trying to see that. Oh, she first show that she's canceled. No, it's not. At all.

She did it in Jersey. I was trying to see. Oh, she did this in Jersey. She did it in Jersey. I'd have baked her. Don't blame it on me at no show. No, because I was just trying to see how many people it was. It was at the State Farm.

But I don't know if State Farm has the sections like MSG. Yeah, I'm sure. Like it might have a small room, a big room, whatever the case may be. Even if they do the big room, sometimes they portion it off first. But Anita Baker, dog, in Atlanta on Mother's Day? That's the show you're supposed to go to. Like, come on, my nigga, like, we talking about Black Mecca on Mother's Day for Anita Baker.

People come out for Anita Baker. Yeah. Yo, while we at it, May 25th, I won't be here. I don't know if they'll be here. Maybe we'll record on the 23rd but on the 25th I'm going to see Tank in DC. Facts. And that's my weekend. Sorry I ain't missing it. If Gang decide to record early we'll record early but Ice not gonna be here either. It just won't be no pod out. That Chris Brown show I gotta go to. That's pod day two. Future show I gotta go to. 28 for June. And I'm sure there's another show that I gotta go to.

When's the Breachy shows? June. June 28th. All these shows are coming up. Try and give me the wrong date, nigga. June. Can we create a calendar? Yeah, all this shit is coming up now. How these, how these, how these, how these,

how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, how these, Can we create a calendar, please? You said all that shit. I thought you said August is some shit. No. How about you try to, you know what you're trying to, listen, did you know when somebody

tried to give a nigga the wrong dates? Some nigga don't come, yeah, yeah, August sometime. I thought that was, sorry. I have a legit question. Besides tour, you know, tour dates that we're trying to make, does anybody have any, what did you say? No, I'm teaching. Fuck you.

OK, does anybody have any summer travel plans? Yes. Yes? Is anybody not coming to work for the very next pod after this one? I'm asking. Maybe. Is anybody not gonna be here Friday that's asking about this stuff? Why, yo? I'm asking you. I don't know.

I want to hear what the joke is. It's a joke. I'm asking. I don't know. Whoever wants to know about vacation time, I'm fly with that. It's an important conversation. But whoever's asking, are y'all going to be here Friday? Wait, let me ask you a question.

Did the person take 30 days off to work? Oh my god. Did they do that before? Is it too brutal? Oh, shit. Really? You know what? I'm tired of you two motherfuckers ganging up on me.

I didn't even know he was talking about you. I'm gonna. Are you gonna be? He takes your lead, motherfucker. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Okay, yes, you know you do. Oh, shit.

You little bastards. It's me. But wait, are you not coming? Are you gonna be here Friday? I am gonna be here Friday, fuck. Inshallah. Yeah, what's the name, my lord? Am I missing?

Are you lying? No, I'm not lying. Oh, you're doing some fake out shit. I heard a no call no show. I never heard a call out and come in. Because you ain't called out. I'm not calling out on Friday. But you called out already. No.

The nigga canceled, man. The nigga canceled, bro. I got a call that said Melissa Ford is not coming to work on Friday. I am coming to work on Friday. But you called out already. No. The nigga canceled, man. The nigga canceled, bro. I got a call that said Melissa Ford is not coming to work on Friday. I am coming to work on Friday. So that person lied. No, Ian did not lie. Can you tell us the story?

So you did call out. I'm doing main pod on Friday. I was always going to do main pod on Friday. She got a hard out. All right, so you got a hard out on Friday. Yeah, hard out. All right, but now back to the vacation time. What was you saying about? I asked everybody in the room if they had if they had vacations. I'm going to buy some glasses. I'm going to buy me some glasses. You have a date?

I don't want to drag. Parks has a day. I gotta get you. Parks has a day, August 16th, somewhere around there. You know, you know, granddaddy, you got a date somewhere. I got a date somewhere. Rest in peace. I don't know where it is. I got one. Okay. Yeah, rest in peace, granddaddy.

God damn it. Why, what you trying to do? What do you mean? Nothing. I was just, I was just. Whatever day you need, let us know. We all got vacations. I forgot the dates, I'll give them to you.

You taking the 12, you taking the 12 days again, like you did? Plural next to where, what you say? Remember I said, take the day. I'll give you take the 12th. You're taking a 12 days again It's plural they stop the nigga took 20 He took a little week prior I feel like you gave it I'm a fire. That's what I did? Next week I'm going for 20. What are you with the Portugal thing? I feel like you gave it to him. Like 11 o'clock. 11 o'clock. Y'all said he told me though.

I did tell you. Y'all said he told me. I told you. I told you. I didn't remember. Way in advance. Way in advance. Don't do that again.

And I mentioned it on the pod and all that shit. Don't do that. It was the week prior. Remember how you did the week prior? Don't do that again though. Tell me nigga. All right, what else we got? This thing's an idiot. Don't do that again though. Tell me, nigga. Alright, what else we got?

What else is important? Unimportant? Oh, Tyrese. I was about to say Tyrese. Tyrese in the middle of the show. Totally different. So there's a different thing. Yeah, Tyrese was actually performing. Tyrese, I'm with you big dog. Tyrese was actually performing. Hey Tyrese, I'm with you big dog. Tyrese was actually performing.

And then security guard got wind that somebody was there to, you know, process server was there. So he was like, alright, this is peace, I'm out, I love you all. Sweet lady, I'm a holler. Love the fans, happy Mother's Day, but you're not catching me. I got to go. So somebody apparently. Brian Barber. Brian Barber?

Yeah, Brian Barber has a $10 million lawsuit against Tyrese. Oh yeah, you definitely gotta catch me for that one. Yeah, who's Brian Barber? You don't know, nigga. He was a video director. Oh, y'all said it like y'all knew it was. Like movie director.

No, we're saying like we should say the guy's name is Suin. I don't know him. I mean, he's a movie director. Okay. He used to do music videos back in the day. I don't give a fuck about Brian Barber a movie director. Okay, he used to do music Brian barber $10 million. Yes, so that's who's suing him And so he sent a press process server to his performance The security guard figured it out whispered in ties, and Tyrese booked it the fuck outta there

before he could get served. Smart man. As he was singing, as he was singing, how you gonna act like that? Which is the flyest shit in the world. And was scheduled to perform three songs after this, but fuck that.

Nah, fuck them three songs. Yo, I don't know what it's called when he be like, don't he say keeping it ghetto? Yeah. Ty, what you talking know what it's called when he be like, don't he say keeping the ghetto? Yeah What I'm getting the fuck out Yo, I absolutely support what Tyrese did I Don't support y'all niggas coming up here talking all this get money shit and then running from the judge That nigga came up here talking all this get money shit and then running from the judge. That nigga came up here talking cash shit in front of our face.

Mayport melt again. Shut up. So? Nah, nigga. Y'all have never tried to outrun the process server? No? No? I'm the only one? I've never been in an instance where the process server was trying to catch you in public.

I've been in it where the nigga was trying to be at the door with a little FedEx note and hand it to me and you can stand there as long as you don't touch it. As long as you can stay over the door. Hey, what's up, dude? Are you Joe Biden, nigga? Bye. If you don't get the fuck out of my face, I ain't touch it. You can leave it on the floor, nigga. I'm going to say I had to change their mailing address. I'm going to your button, nigga, bye. If you don't get the fuck out of my face, I ain't touch it, you can leave it on the floor, nigga.

I'm gonna say I had to change their mailing address, I'm gonna come up with something. So no, they never came out to find me publicly. But I did get arrested at Best Buy Theater during the show. Right before the fucking show as well. I like when they come warn you. That was a solid for them to let Tyrese know. That's facts.

And the processor dude fucked up. How they know that you the processor dude? Yeah, because he probably ain't trying to pay. Yeah, and you came in here looking doofy as hell. Carrying him with an envelope, with a vanilla envelope, my little ID. With his members only jacket on, yeah. I'm here to do my job, I just want to serve him.

Oh yeah. Wait right there, big dog. That's how your ankle got broke. Yeah, but then I told you later on, it was like the cops told me, oh we wasn't even there for you, my nigga. But then I told you later on, it was like, the cops told me, we weren't even there for you, my nigga. You know they told me that later? You was gonna risk it?

No. It did seem weird, but. You say whatever you want. I wasn't gonna risk it only because, I was paranoid that night. It was somebody trying to give me pussy in there too. I was, it couldn't happen that night. No.

I owe you. Only because the judge just said, boy that's I owe you. Only because the judge just said, boy that's why I broke my foot, the judge just said, if I see your little face in here again, then boy I'ma make you pay. And look, ain't no bell. I ain't got no money on me. The last bell was all the money that my whole network knew.

The last bell, niggas ponied it up at one in the morning. And he said, boy, you're gonna regret it if you come in here again. And I listened. I listened, boy. I ain't playing with them judges. Those are. Just Tyrese, man.

Hey, Tyrese did the right thing. Do we know why he's suing him or no? We don't know. Libel and defamation. He said some shitty shit is it got it That's what I'm saying 10 mil cash fuck that a buying a Can be up cash money all that all that talk all that cash money shit 10 mil You got to be careful the things you said Homeboy, they banged him for much more

than said all that, what do I do? Alex Jones. Alex Jones. They cracked his. Joe Booty. They cracked his. Mark. Ooh.

Full on it. It wasn't worth it. It wasn't worth it. Tasha Kay, it just wasn't worth it. It's never worth it. Anyway, you gotta be careful about what you say on these platforms. Unless you failing and struggling.

Cause they assume he's out. Then you can say what you want. It's some perks that come with failing and struggling that I don't think some of y'all out there acknowledge. Or take advantage of. Some of y'all out, yeah that too. Some of y'all out there that's down ultra bad, just do what you want.

I don't want clubhouse man, them niggas be talking to girls any type of way. It's not my dick man. Let's fuck that uphouse man, them niggas be talking to girls, that ain't no type of way. Suck my dick, man. That's fine. I was like, if I said something that's not, that would be $20 million. Yo, if I just went on the app and said, yo bitch, you feel like sucking my dick today? Oh my God, 50 M's.

Them broke niggas is on, they having a blast. Sometimes it's broke to being broke. No, dude, that's not it. You can say whatever you want. Nigga, wait, what can you take from me? I'm broke. You know what I'm having a blast. Sometimes it's perks to being broke. You can say whatever you want. Nick, what can you take from me? I'm broke. You go outside and do shit? It's crazy. Perks to being broke.

Shut up. We ain't more from broke. And we've had that talk here before, so I ain't doing it again. Don't you miss saying what you wanted to say? Without being ridiculed and criticized? I don't do that anyway for the most part. But. Wait, who am I talking to?

Is this I? Is this I? He is I, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. You're an idiot, yo. I do miss those times. It's like everybody, especially if you're in a podcast, everyone is held, looked at with a microscope, so.

I want a place of hookah next to you right there on the set. Don't smoke it. It just needs to sit. Put some Love 66 in there. Smoke, nigga. Go ahead. I'm with that. The Clippers lost to the Mavs. And Luka Donsik, when Paul George went to Dap him up,

Paul George trying to be friendly, talking about, hey, he's up on the hookah. Nigga, you lost, go home. I'm telling you, hey, hey, if a nigga that smoke hooker beat me in the best of seven series, nigga, don't come give me no advice. Get your ass out of here. That's why I'm so smooth, nigga.

Fuck you talking about. Smoke you some hooker, nigga. You need to get you a puff or two. Paul George. Man, you could get that nigga out of the game. Excuse me? Paul George. You gotta start targeting people. All right, you make a list.

You target wrong. I don't target at all. The nigga you take a care package from? It's very different. That's hate. That is super hate. What do you know? Stop.

Cause I just got a care package last night. I know you did. Did you know? And you told him? You fucking asshole. I didn't tell him nothing. No, I delivered it. You live right there.

I didn't tell him. I got the kid package as well. I didn't tell him anything. I need to make a target list for Mel. She just be targeting wrong. Nah, them young niggas is loving Mel, son. Them young niggas, these young niggas is trying to knock the cobwebs out.

They loving Mel, for real. They are. There's no cobwebs in it. My four ish. Whatever. Show it to me. Are you fired? Let me see.

Show me right now. Are you fired forever? I don't care what they do to our friendship. Show me. Show me. Show me. Do you respect our friendship? Respect the friendship.

Let me see. I saw a little corner. Let me see. It's showing. There's something in the phone. I want to see. I want to laugh. I thought it was Paul George's wife.

It's showing something in the phone. I want to see, I want to laugh. I thought it was Paul George wife. Best piece. I didn't know. I didn't know. I would have threw his name out there if I didn't do that. That n***a is still a tough out man. I'm glad he made me. Hey, so many of your tall ass are in the club.

Hey, I start turning to Mel. You know you got a wife. You know you got a wife at home, girl. You coming with me or what? I'm talking shit. I'm talking shit. Oh, shit. You watch Kevin Spacey's shit?

What? Kevin Spacey died. Yeah. I did. I did. That was a horny myth. I heated some popcorn up. Nigga.

Both episodes? Crisscrosscross apples up in the bed Kevin spacey Unmasked I have mixed reviews. I do I I have mixed reviews a couple of those guys rose like You do it. You do it. You're white. Go ahead. You're white. The one dude... I can't do it. All right, so Kevin Spacey likes dudes, but he's kind of quiet about it or whatever. So he was trying to bag up and coming actors. Like, I'll help you out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of them was black either. No, it was all white boys. He had a type. Like from the military, ripped, tattoos. Oh, he loved that military shit. Yeah, yeah, that was his bag. That was his bag. He was fucking them niggas But it was so it was one of them

Like I was like a bro to Maybe there's more but there's two that I remember distinctly the one dude the first time they went to a party he's like yo come check out this theater over here and he like pushed up on him or whatever and He's like this was weird. I was uncomfortable. You know, I'm being nice and then the second time he takes him to see He's watching save a private Ryan with the military dude that just came home from service In the first scene where people get their whole arms blown off and heads blown off and all this shit. Trying to blow his head off. No, he pulled his shit out.

He pulled his shit out. He was just in the theater watching Saving Private Ryan. This is fucking... But I'm just wondering why after... So Kevin Spacey's gotta be hung. You're not pulling out some little shit. No, that's both of them episodes, the whole time, pause. The whole time, like, oh, this thing gotta have

the biggest dick in the West. The way that these niggas was talking, they're like, yo, he pulled me to the side. He just pulled out his pants. Or this was his go-to, he kept trying to put my hand on his shit. I'm like, oh, his shit is fine. Oh, yeah, his shit is fine.

Let him know he's holding it. I already know, you gotta let him know he's holding it. I know what I do with the mine. Oh, yeah. This shit is mine. I want to let him know we holding. I already know. You got to let him know. I'm holding. I know what I do with the medium. No, that's the whole thing. I'm like, bro. Get it on. Come here, girl.

Three minutes in a tub kissing. Wait, every one of these niggas, he kept hitting him. Grab one of his shit. The crazy part, like, if the dude drags you in the theater and tries to make out with you, why are you going to see a movie with him? I thought it was a different dude. No, it was the same dude.

Hey, fuck what parts are on mine. It was at least six of them niggas that we need to review. Nah, there was another dude, same type of shit. He pushed up on him a couple times, couple times, couple times. Then he's like, yo, I wrote this really great script. Fuck it, I gotta suck a dick, I'm gonna suck a dick. So he takes a ride with okay. Wait. That's after he turned He wasn't with it at first that do

Can't space he can't came on He wasn't with the shit he got out of there, but when he got home he got to thinking about it He was like, you know what? I'm writing script. I'm down with Yeah, if I'm if I get to advance with my script, I'll suck a dick. So he doubled back. There was another dude cause Big Cab pushed up on him. Yo, Kevin Spacey was doing a lot of kicking it. Now the kicking it was wrong. Like he didn't, they didn't tell me that he slept with anybody. They just kept showing the kicking it part, making it uncomfortable to power dynamics work

when he opened that little Broadway acting studio, the Vic, whatever that was, oh, it's time to go crazy. Recruiting. Oh shit, nevermind. He's recruiting. What are you talking about? Never mind. But anyway, one dude came over his crib.

Because Cad that game. And scripts. Yeah. One dude came to his crib. Dude was straight. Oh, Kev said to him, Kev said, after they locked eyes or some shit earlier. Want to read lines with me? Hey.

That's hey, boy, get your shit off. Hey, you want to read lines with me? Hey. That's it, boy, get your shit off. That's exactly what he said, too. What are you talking about? No. That's the move. That's the move. I think I have to do this like the dick, actually. Yeah, the dude I'm talking about was a straight dude,

and Kev was like, listen, we're vibing so much. Later on, I'm having a little get together at the house. I want you to accompany me and be my date for the night Dude was like bet up-and-coming actor right you Kevin Spacey and you hate it. He said bet Do say he went to the career press building down ain't nobody calf came out her robe with a Wine there wasn't nobody there. Hung again. Hung again. Rogue bullshit. Loosely said. Hey, this is how I look. When I'm in the hotel and I grab the girls' robes. You know, I got to his

hers. I grab the girls' robes. I should be rocking the girls' robes. But anyway, the still dude say to him, he say, yo, I thought it was a party. Where's everybody at? Can't feed them some bullshit. No, people will be coming at all hours in and out of the night, but for now, me and you will just catch a vibe or whatever. So he pulled him into the living room,

dim lights, candles lit. Said he leaned in for a little sugar. Give me some sugar, bitch ass nigga. Leaned in for some sugar. Dude ass nigga. Bring them for some sugar. Dude stopped him, he had the worth all to stop him. Cause up until this point, all the victims kept saying, you freeze in the moment and you feel nothing but guilt. You would think that you would fuck him up

cause you would do, these was big niggas. Yeah, the military dude was ripped. Yeah, he was a big dude, they looked like fucking colossus. I'm like, yo, Kev was trying to bag y'all. But anyway, so dude, he told him in the moment. You know, the Petites like the big dudes. He said, yo, Kev, I'm straight.

I'm going that way, yeah. He said, Kev, I'm straight. Big Kev looked that nigga in the eyes and said. Yeah, that sounds like fun. That's my shit, actually. He said, even better. He said, I love a flipper, especially a Marine flipper. Wait, so.

He like flippers. So dude said. That's what you need. That's what you need. You want to act, right? No. No, you want to wrestle, right? Shit, you can knock out two birds with one stone.

You want to wrestle some dudes? Never, nigga. Anyway out two birds with one stone. You want to wrestle some dudes? Yeah, never, nigga. Anyway, the dude was like to get out of there, he grabbed Big Cab's head, gave him a big kiss like mwah, then pushed him back and jetted out of there. It was another nigga that Big Cab came on to that was like, nah, I'm cool. Then Cab was like, yo, it's a little party tonight

I gotta run to, Sylvester Stallone and a couple of friends of mine. Bruce Willis, I think, actually. Was it Bruce Willis? It was Bruce. Big Bruce. Bruce Willis and some friends of mine having a little get together later tonight,

if you wanna come, more than happy to. What'd the dude do? You guessed it. He went right along. Got dressed. Do that shit on. Do that shit on. Do that shit on. I know that.

Groupie ass nigga. Then one of the other dudes, Cadback Game, he was just a creep. Yeah. I didn't. A little too aggressive sometimes. Yeah, way, way, way, way too aggressive. And then in episode two, they put a camera on his brother.

And that changed the mood of things. Yeah, it did. The brother came on and was like, yo, when we were young, my dad used to molest me. Trigger warning. Oh yeah, sorry. R word, M word, a lot of S-A. So when I got a little older, I got the fuck out of there

but I always wondered about Kev but I figured Kev and mom was so close, that mom wasn't gonna ever let nothing happen to Kev. So the C, and he just started going, and it was like, aw, and I'm crying now. I'm crying now. And that was his older brother. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It got dark. I had to rewind this shit, because I was like, did this guy say his dad? Yeah, that was crazy. I can't imagine that. That's crazy. Your dad coming down the hallway in your room only

and I got a brother? Yeah, look, come on man. Look what you fucked us up. We was laughing and joking and now you got a nigga fucked up out here, yo. That shit was dark. I believe you. And if that's ever happened to anybody dad left you, man. Oh my God.

Whole boy that sucked the dick in the car was mad because he got his nut off and just kept riding around with him. Yeah, dog. Hey, if you haven't seen it, go watch it. It's called Kevin Spacey Unmasked. I was watching it on Channel ID with the commercials like a dog. I was watching it on YouTube. I was watching it on YouTube.

I was watching it on YouTube. I was watching riding around with him. Yeah, dog. Hey, if you haven't seen it, go watch it. It's called Kevin Spacey Unmasked. I was watching it on Channel ID with the commercials like a doof, but it's on Max. So I cut it off and went to Max. It's on Max, check it out, Kevin Spacey Unmasked. Yeah. All right, well, look, y'all was talking about dads.

Did y'all hear the story of a seven-year-old girl? She was being bullied in school. Do we know if this story is true? Boy, it don't matter. It don't matter. It don't matter. For the conversation, we got something true. So the dad said, you know, he went to the school,

tried to talk to them, tried to talk to the kid, had both parents come in, daughter kept getting bullied. So him and his brothers jumped, her father. In front of her. In front of both kids. Yeah. In front of the kids. So he says. So he says.

So he says. But just for the conversation, let's say it's all true, what do y'all think of that? Because I'm on board. I'll go first. I think that's disgusting. Me too. I'm not with none of that shit. I think it's stupid.

I think it's disgusting to show that shit. I think it's irresponsible. Yeah, you're a seven-year-old kid and this girl's father, even if that girl was bullying her, kids do what kids do. You get what I'm saying? It's not a 17-year-old. It's a seven-year-old kid and this girl's father, even if that girl was bullying her, kids do what kids do. Mm-hmm. You get what I'm saying? It's not a 17-year-old, it's a seven-year-old. Mm-hmm. So kids do what kids do and now you're showing your child that violence is the answer to the problems. So if you've exhausted every other option, then what do you do? No, you didn't exhaust every other option because your kid is still in that school.

One, not just that, yo, so now your answer is to be, and his justification, I heard the man speak, his justification was, now I'm gonna beat your dad up, me and my brothers are gonna beat your dad up to show you a seven year old that life ain't fair and bullying ain't fair. I took that as showing you that your actions have consequences.

I know, but there would be irony in that, because your actions have consequences. I know, but there would be irony in that because your actions have consequences. And now you're just- So now, what if they come back up here to the school. Now, nigga, it's publicly true. If it's true, you are admitting it on camera. Now sit your dumb ass in somebody's jail. And now you're gonna be away from that one.

We took my retaliation. I'm talking about these niggas wanna come up here now and just stomp your daughter out. No, I heard you. Or get ignorant. Niggas is ignorant. If you turn the news on, you see some ignorant shit every fucking day.

So let me ask y'all, this is why I offer them, we all have, most of us have children. You find out your child is being bullied, what do you do? You're asking me? I'm talking to the school, if that is- Just go down the list of school- If that's, I'm talking to the school, I'm talking to the parents, I'm talking to the school, if that is- Just go down the list of schools. I'm talking to the parents, I'm talking to either parent, I'm talking to the kid myself.

Like anything to avoid that, that just sounds like a headache and more problems. The sad part is I'm too ignorant. You know what I mean? Maybe now it'll be different, but I'm ignorant. Well, then speak from now like it happened now. Yeah, I'm gonna speak from my ignorance, man. Yeah.

All right, let's have fun then, fuck it. Let's not have fun. I mean, when JR got jumped, I went to the football field and, yeah, the stupid part was putting it on Instagram because JR got in trouble. And I went there prepared because I'm gonna hurt one of you little niggas. But at the same time, in retrospect,

I shouldn't have did that. How old was JR? He was in ninth grade, so what? 14. 13. 13, 14, 14. 14, 14, 15, yeah. Even in that, even though I don't agree with it, one,

it's boys. Boys going to do dumb shit. But two, they are a little bit older. You're talking about a seven-year-old. Yeah, I do agree with that. You know what I'm saying? Like, though, we're talking about somebody that's in first grade, second grade.

It's very hard to gauge that with a seven-year-old. I mean, I don't believe in taking my children out of school because I don't want them to feel like they're being chased out of somewhere. You have to face that. So I look at it a little bit different. Same thing with JR. They wanted to give JR safety.

No. Princess, no. No safety transfer. You stay there. And because I'm taking other resources, like, you guys want to fight, I'm taking other resources, like you guys wanna fight, I'm gonna bring some kids your age to fight you. Everybody fighting one big thing.

But that's also a bad thing, because I spoke to my niece and she said by doing that, she said I had to move. Like you know, they were recording us in the van and all the kids came out looking for these girls. So it's very different. These kids that bully kids, they're really going through traumatic experiences at home

and they can't handle the response. So I'm asking Ish, I'm gonna ask you first. What okay you talk to the school, you don't get a resolution. Talk to the parents. Talk to the parents, no resolution. Like you said, you even talk to the kid themselves, still no resolution, your child is still being bullied. Got you.

So what's next? If I'm a resort to violence. I'm just saying no, no, just start there. What's next? I'm about to Got you. So what's next? If I'm a resort to violence. I'm just saying no no. What's next? I'm about to answer you. If I exhausted every single possibility right and I felt like this was my only avenue. There's two things to think about. One, I wouldn't have beat the man up in front of his kid nor my kid. I would have beat his ass. Beat him up on the side. Beat him up, Dola. Smack the shit. You ain't got to beat him up. Yo dog, I'm tired of your kid. You know, smacking to get a nigga right. You know what I'm saying? That's one. Number two, you also, he's on tape, bro.

Admitting it. So if anything happens now, if you are really caring about the wellbeing of your kid, the way you saying you are, now you got to think about the consequence. That nigga, I could potentially go to jail. I'm not saying, if I go for options, nigga nigga my next step. I'm getting the police involved. Oh, you're gonna want to hear that No, no, I'm not mad at that cuz I'm gonna do that before I ruin my reputation at this school that they already looking at fathers

They are and he was tatted up. He had braids. He was a big dude. He was tatted up No, you know, I look at us when we go up that's true. I'm not doing that and He was a big dude who was tatted up. I did. No, you know how they look at us when we go up to school. That's true. I'm not doing that. And you could be compounding mistakes with mistakes. All right, now you done made other parents scared.

Niggas is coming up there with weapons now. Now you on school grounds with it. Like dog, it ain't worth none of it. I don't agree with it. Fighting the parent in front of the kids. Y'all are correct. Y'all are correct. It's not worth it at all.

Shit, last night I was watching old datelines, because that's my bag. And this dateline, the Crudleys, I think was their name, the two parents got charged in court because their kid went to school with the gun and shot kids and killed kids. Oh, that was recently. They charged the parents. Good. That was recently.

And they were charging them because when they retraced the steps, the parents had purchased the gun for the kid. The parents had taken the kid to the gun range. The kid had showed the gun. Oh, the kid was searching in school websites with bullets and shit, and the teacher caught him and told the parents. So they traced the text. Mom was like, yo, you did this in school?

He was like, yeah. Mom says, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad you got caught. So now they taking all of this. I think I heard this story when it happened. Yeah, you heard the story. It was kinda popular. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it was the first time that that's ever.

They got sentenced to like 15 years sentences. I remember that. What do y'all think about that? I'm for it. I'm with it. 1000% for it. I'm for it. 1000% for it. I'm for it. You know why?

You're an accomplice. Well yeah, cause they killed somebody. But I mean, just bring it down to school. You're an accomplice at that point. Not just that, you're an accomplice. When you tell your son, yo, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad that you got caught. That's great.

You're an accomplice at that point. Now if you told your, you reamed your kid out, you told him all some bullshit, and he still continued to do it at a certain age. Parents kinda be a little helpless in some of those regards, because kids gonna do what they gonna do. But you bought your kid a gun, you showed him how to shoot. He ain't find a gun from the street.

They enabled the shot. You get what I'm saying? He found the parents gun, so you bought him a gun. No, they bought him a gun. And take him to the range to shoot. And yeah, taught him how to use the shit. And he knew how to use that motherfucker too. You get what I'm saying?

And yo, you got caught like all that shit. I'm gonna ask you a question. A voice, I don't know. Lex come home and he keep being bothered in you and just to see that pain in his face. And the parent, the kid's parent won't take him out of school. Do you think it's the best option to remove Lex from that school instead of, do you think it's healthy for him to remove him out of school

without actually trying to come up with a solution or getting the parents on the same page? I don't at all. Because if he goes to another school he's going to keep thinking. I think that might be super dramatic. It's going to be somebody that also believes in homeschooling. I got you. OK, so even outside of that, look, all of us, hopefully, have enough resources where our kids are going to quality schools. Right. Quality schools, not just a dime a dozen. True.

So if I'm going to now start documenting all this activity from this kid, you're going to now risk your kid getting kicked out of school. Cause that's where I'm gonna try and push it. To get, okay. Your kid gonna leave the school, not my kid. Yeah, I'm just saying, I agree. You get what I'm saying? Your kid gonna fuck about it here

if they show a pattern of bullying my kid. That's true, that's a fact. If you try to go through the necessary steps, your kid getting the fuck out of the school. That's true, yes. No? No, you're right, I agree. I'm not taking my kid out. No, I just think that sends a bad message to the kid. Like if something is tough, you just gotta run from it.

You're finding it from your problems. Yeah. But that's what the schools want you to do. They want you to do a safety transfer. That's their thing. Get that little terror out of here. Know what they tell out to? What? Us. They ain't telling that to no motherfucking wealthy people that kick it, take your kid out of school. Yeah, the fuck right. And people are coming in and go, Craig, I want the Dean, I want everybody. You talking about the schools that you paid for. Or even a quality public school in an affluent neighborhood.

That's not gonna be the course of action where I now have to remove my child. That's the victim? Hell no. They ain't doing that. Your kid in public school? Yeah, like ain't, crazy as hell. Got you.

They ain't doing that. Look at me, nigga. I'm sad too. Awesome, awesome, awesome, silly shit. Y'all wanna know what y'all think about this shit. They put a portal in Times Square. Oh yeah, we getting shitted on in the portal. They fucking us up.

They fucking us up. We get time travel? No. We're looking at Ireland. Ireland, and the other one is in Ireland. So it's like a giant screen. It's a webcam. Webcam.

We looking at them and they looking at us. But they shitting on us. How's up? They keep showing pictures like 9-11. What? Like the towers on. Time out, time out, time out. Let's up? They keep showing 9-11. What? Let's go slow. Freaky ass nigga he is 69 god. Freaky ass nigga he is 69 god. It's like a big webcam. It's a real screen. Yes. It's a webcam. Where they can in real time see us. Yes.

You remember Zoom? Yes. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. It's Ireland Zoom. One is in Ireland, one is here. Okay. So what fuckers is you can walk in front of the screen and see them, they can see you.

So they like pulling up 9-11 with the towers on fire and shit and holding it up in front of the screen. Yeah, we over here putting up cats and shit. Stupid friendly shit. Them niggas trying to kill. I didn't know anything about that shit. I didn't know what people were like this. Somebody had on they phone, RMP, pop smoke,

and put that up there and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that wasn't right either. And rest in peace, Pops. Rest in peace. So we should show some Game of Thrones shit. Showing the Red Wedding, nigga. What you gonna show? Har har har!

St. Patrick's Day, nigga. Some potatoes. The St. Patrick's Day massacre. Let me Google that shit. Fucking Lucky Charms. Yeah. You have Irish, right? I have, yeah. What's the insult?

I'm not going to tell you. Oh, so you want that? So you want that? So you chose to not look over there and fuck them up. Are you sticking with your people to watch? No, but I'm not going to give you all ammunition. Show them some potatoes. Exactly.

That's racist. Call me Leprechaun. Call me Leprechaun. That's racist. Call me Leprechaun. That's racist. That's racist. That's racist. That's racist. Oh, man. That's racist.

Come on, right now. Call me Leprechauns and some shit. I'm calling them oddos. Hey, yo, hold us down. I will. I'm going to go talk to them. OK, good. I'm pulling up to the border after we leave here.

I'm going with you. Just to make sure. I will be your plus one. Ice and ice and ice. All right, we're moving on now. Oh, shit. Why you got up these fucking races, bro? Oh, shit. It's time. Why you gotta be so racist, bro? Oh shit.

It's time. Yo, shut up, man. Why you talking to me, nigga? Mocking somebody's voice. Oh, never mind, I don't want no smoke. Jesus. I don't want no problems. They made a clear eye shit you put in your eyes, nigga.

Don't toss it to me, nigga. Yo, not to get back to not like us, but Flip made me think of it when he was singing the hey hey hey part. The hey hey hey and the step step step, is that Kendrick purposely chant, is him purposely doing the Bill Cosby in Archaelishia, right? Oh, I ain't. Oh shit. That nigga is sick.

Oh shit. That's sick. He is a sicko. He should have left him alone. That nigga is sick. Oh, shit. That's sick. He is a sicko. He's a sicko. We should have left him alone. Also, one of these little TikTok niggas been found out that depart

and not like us. We're trying to track a chord, and it's probably a minor happens 69 seconds into the song. Oh, come on. That's hilarious. Yeah. All right.

I'm with you this time. No, you can't be with him on that. You can't be with him on that. Yeah. All right. I'm with you this time. You can't be with him on that. You can't be with him on that. That don't happen by mistake. Coincidence. Some of this shit be coincidence, bro. Not that. We ain't got to argue.

If you believe it's a coincidence, I ain't trying to change. I don't believe. I believe some of that shit be just coincidence, bruh. A minor at the 69 second mark, while I'm calling you a freaky ass nigga and channeling Bill Cosby and R. Kelly at the end is not all a coincidence.

Is all I'm saying. Sicko. Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life. Hey. That's crazy. So R. Kelly is step this way, step that way. That's, that's. That's crazy. So R. Kelly is step this way, step that way. That's crazy. Leave certain niggas alone, man.

That's all I take from all of that. Leave that nigga alone. I bet you he wish he could do it differently. I don't. Come on, that nigga's crazy. I just think he just made a catchy ending. That's it. Nah.

Are you my friend? Nah. That's the other part that made him ill. This is the first song to be, to debut, number one on the charts with no feature at all since, and there's more, no feature in something else since Black and Yellow by Wiz. God damn.

That shit is global charts too. Yeah. It ain't even just US Just that shit broke a Spotify record and you again everything that everything it's happening to Drake now The other that's what he thought about that is that's a fun Yes, that's what you do. This is a five-minute record And the hook ain't really it ain't really got a hook this way it does what it does five-minute record I don't think people are paying attention to that either. I really didn't either. What do you think it ain't got a hook?

Because it's not formatted like a regular. Oh, like a traditional music song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hook just kind of pops up. I don't know that. They're not like us. Semi-randomly. They're not.

434. That's a long record. That first hook's gonna come in, so late. That's a long record. I didn't even, it don't feel like that either. They shopped some beat off to get it to 434. Mine literally says five minutes. Well, the version that's out there is the streaming version.

Oh, got it. OK. That's long. That's long today. That's long as hell. And maybe the first verse is a 16. That's what I'm trying to say. There are no other 16s in that verse.

The format. The second verse is long. That's two and a half songs today. And in the third verse, he's still rapping. When we was in America, we was in change. The history lesson. This is very unconventional. Shout out to Kendrick, shout out to TDE, Ray Beef, Ray Beef, can't wait to see how Drake bounces back.

That's all I had on that. What else, what else, what else? It's a good song, bro. At the end of the day, you still made a good fucking song. What else is important or unimportant? Let me go to my list, Anita Baker, Planet of the Apes, Tyrese, Paul Pierce says nigga on TV. Bing.

Yeah, did y'all see Paul Pierce say nigga on TV? I did. If you didn't see it, because I know my mom is listening, I know she didn't see it, I'm going to play it. I'm going to play it right now. Do do do do do. How many sports jobs could he get?

Oh, that's my nigga, I'm fucked up, my bad. Happy Mother's Day, Miss Faye. That's the only one. That's wild. That one won't get it done. Where's this shit? I saved this. Oh my God, did I fall off?

You might have. Quick to? I saved this. Come on. Oh my God, did I fall off? You might have. Quick to say I might have. You said might. I didn't commit to it though. Didn't add doubt to it. I'm just saying. Didn't say never. What might means you might not have too.

Didn't encourage and empower. You can still be him. If you showed me you still him, then you didn't fall off. I showed you during the intro when you doubted something and it really happened. But you didn't turn around and say, yo I told you you are believable You didn't say that I told you I'm gonna watch that and I'm gonna give you props if it's if it's ill I Don't hate listen. You're not gonna believe in none. I do if you don't believe in the power of gravity If you don't believe in gravity you won't believe in me

This is the plane going right off the earth. Yo, they grabbed a basketball. I never seen my niggas look so dumb before. They grabbed a basketball and said, wouldn't you get here faster? Yo, Neil deGrasse would have a field day with you. And I only know that because I sounded like that to Neil DeGraws. Boy, was that a mistake. Yo, don't grab that basketball, no boy.

I don't give a fuck what the Flatirter said. No we don't get there faster going out above the thingamajiggy and going to the spot. That was wrong. Above what? Never mind. That wasn't what I was saying. That's what you said. No, I didn't say above any

I just said flying this male And parts said that that is not earth what you're talking about They said that and you said yes, it is both of y'all said no you are where you at. You're outside the earth But there is a line where you're in and you're out and y'all didn't even acknowledge that flip And I didn't either Neil DeGrasse told me Flip said you're in you know the fuck he was saying stop it I didn't know what he was saying I said I went and said that y'all talking about the atmosphere that is somewhere I said that right yes, I did I wasn't talking outside

I wish they watch it. I can never win because they don't watch themselves back So whatever they think they said is just what happened You but if you watch it back when y'all go grab the basketball, we'll be like when Janet was trying to get a Dick from Jack, when Jack was on the other blonde one from a threes company, it's no threes company. You maybe didn't see threes. Y'all was looking like Janet. I don't remember Jack trying to fuck nobody. Jack fucked the whole world, but I don don't remember Jack trying to fuck nobody. What? Jack fucked the whole world,

but I don't remember him really trying to fuck them. Jack was on both of the other ones. They changed her and he was still on the new one. Janet stayed. Chrissy. All the girls that niggas wasn't really on on the shows, I was on. I would have popped Janet ass.

Janet, I liked that little short haircut. Janet was cute. I would have popped the shit out of Janet. I never watched her show. Three's Company? No. Why not? I ain't watched that was cute. I would have popped the shit out of Janet. I never watched that show. Three's Company? No. Why not? I ain't watched that shit either.

I took before my time. No the fuck it wasn't. But why he didn't watch it? You think it was nice. Yo listen, that's why I got my shoe fetish. The bitches had espadrilles in here. What? Say it by the bell.

Zack and them niggas was fighting over Jesse and fucking Kelly. Nigga, I would have fucked Lisa in a locker. Kelly was nice too. No, but Lisa would have got flipped. Kelly would have got flipped on like a Thursday or something. Lisa would have got all my attention. And Kelly had the pill. I mean, not Kelly.

All. Jesse had the pills, so I'd have been with her. I'd have been with her. And she was a stripper later in life. Yeah. And her dad had the bag, so I'd have been with her. I'd have been with her. And she was a stripper later in life. Yeah, and her dad had the bag, so she would have been with her. It would have been with her. This guy's stupid.

You wouldn't have been with her if her dad had the bag? You're not into that? Lie on air. It's not my money. Lie on air. It's not my money. Lie on air. He said on Patreon that a woman offered him 10 colognes

and he didn't take it. That was the other lie. All he do is get on this platform and lie. No, I don't think he's lying. I call the girl right now. No, no, no, no. What would that prove? I'll say, yo, remember when you tried to buy me cologne

and I ain't take it, you got mad? No, don't set it up like that. Just say, remember you tried to buy me cologne, what happened? He's leading the fucking witness. I'll say, yo, you tried to buy me cologne, what happened? What happened in your life that you sow against being courted? It's not that, because I don't take- But if they court you, it takes away from the misogyny that you could use. that because I don't take court you it takes away from

the misogyny that you could use. No I don't. I'm asking. I'm asking you ready. Yes but I'm only asking. I'm not trying to shoot. Why you gonna take it? It's just not my thing. Like you could do other gestures. But what if they do it anyway? I'm not taking it. We kind of established that his love language was acts of service. He said he didn'tied to y'all cuz y'all ain't known him as long as me That was the other thing you lucky I hear why you why your crib dirty enough for her to pick up the broom No matter what you say I'm lost. I watched the patreon you said when she the acts of service She came up you say yo, sometimes a girl will come over They'll see your crib and just on their own

Oh, they'll get up do some dishes take the garbage out yada yada yada yada I clean up sporadically like so it'll be times where three four or five days go by my shit be Fucked up and then you get that mood little Mary J. Blige my life on you got to clean your shit up But if shorty comes over the crib, right? No, he's right about this. He's right if he's in whatever dog park you in. Niggas clean up before Shorty get there. What dog park? No, that's not always true.

Whatever dog park you in, he's absolutely right if he goes in that park. That bathroom. I'm talking about it. So you know I ain't in that dog park. Kitchen, yeah. Bathroom. Yeah.

Here's my question for you. True. And I'ma make this full circle for when I called you in that dog park. Kitchy, yeah, bedroom, yeah. Here's my question for you. Shoot. And I'm gonna make this full circle for when I called you frugal and you told me you were not. Shoot. Why don't you have a cleaner lady? I was home banging the computer. I just got a cleaner lady.

Me too. And that was my girl's doing. All right, you're scared. Hold up, that was my girl's doing. I've never had a cleaner lady ever when I lived by myself. Clap it up for this girl, man. Clap it up for this girl. But I just got a cleaner lady as well. You can clap louder than that was my girl's doing. I've never had a cleaning lady ever when I lived by myself. Clap it up for his girl, man. Clap it up for his girl.

But I just got a cleaning lady as well. You can clap louder than that for his girl. I did. That was a little quiet clap. I've never had a cleaning lady when I lived by myself, ever. Why not? Because you dirty, man. No, I just think, I think it's...

You don't have time to do it yourself, so stop it. Now, I don't. But before I did, absolutely. What are you talking about? Like, I. Now, I don't. But before I did, absolutely. What are you talking about? Like, I ain't, I'm dead-ass serious. I've had time to- So is that the one area where your procrastination never showed up?

That nigga was in a filthy house. He was procrastinating. He was staring at the broom, too. No, if, again, we, well, I don't know about y'all, but when you single, you running, running you gunning you just running around Running and getting dressed you throw all the shit there. Hey big door. I don't clean that shit up when I come in the house Would you call it running and gunning? That's got looking for a way to leave my body. This guy's an idiot, bro.

What's wrong with him? I was just running and cutting. That nigga was fucking and sucking. Oh, shit. Not like, you can suck a clit, you know. Oh, my God. You know when you do your little fat slide down? I don't do that.

That nigga slide down, he gets stunk. The sheet ain't straight. The sheet gotta be all the way straight. No, my thrust is good. That nigga gets stuck. Hold on. Yo, I'm doing this. The nigga hides in the air. I ain't saying nothing.

He starts sweating. Yo, I have to say a word. All right. Yo, big nigga is romantic and we can move. I can move around. Nah, you know what? Ask my wife. Nah.

Go ahead, you do your thing. I'm cool, bro. I'm throwing all that shit out there. I did one of you niggas a jump. Jumping is high school. You're trying to set a trap. Let me tell you though. You're trying to set a trap.

No, no, no. I see him. You look. I'm headed toward the big nigga category, so I see the difference. I see the difference now. You know what I mean? Nah, you gotta put more work in when you... Nah, just the big niggas don't out, that I know of, Pauls.

Mm-hmm. The dick ain't dickin' no more. Like, you know what I mean? When I was a skinny nigga, you'd be in they stomach. You know what I'm saying? Now you gotta do what you gotta do. Yo, listen, I can't, I can't, I can't really. You know what it is, listen.

It's cool, though. You know what I mean? That's why you have to be married. Maybe you should try it. You know what I mean? A wedding coming soon why you have to be married. Maybe you should try it. You know, your wedding coming soon. You have to be married so somebody could understand you and accept you for all. Excuse me, don't interrupt me while I give you credit. Accept you for all your flaws and all.

So if you slack, you know, she'll take it for a couple of months. You just gotta give him the dead, little dead snail. You gotta shove it in, your little squeezy. Squeezy all right all right all right all right no y'all nasty why you looking at him Joe I'm just still trying to I'm still back at the dick ain't dickin anymore cuz you got a belly I'm just understand don't understand the correlation. You're not as active, so now you're a little lazier. You're not doing all the shit that you did

when you was a slim nigga. Could've been active, boy. There was action right here. You didn't want that action, did you? I tried to bring you to Action Park. You couldn't swim. I tried to bring you to Astroland. Astro, Astro, Astroland, at Coney Island.

Astroland. Look at Melby. That's the shit Melby doing. Let's go to Coney Island. Make your bell, though. Nobody go there no more, Mel. I'm going to go to Coney Island. I'm going to go to Coney Island.

I'm going to go to Coney Island. I'm going to go to Coney Island. I'm going to go to Coney Island. I'm going to go to Coney Island. I'm going to go to Coney Island. I'm going to go to Coney Island. I'm going to go to Coney Island. Astro land. That's the shit Mel be doing. Let's go to Coney Island. Let's go to Darnage. Ryan Playland. That's a come over and get it right, dog. Day one.

Yeah. And Natal and I act funny. You getting crushed. Shout out to that. S was smooth. We gotta give them credit. Sabrina was smooth. All her friends were smooth. No, S was smooth. They were smooth. They all smooth around the up. S was smooth. We gotta give them credit. No, S. Sabrina was smooth.

All her friends were smooth. No, S was, they were smooth. They were. They all smooth. S was smooth. S was smooth. I told you what it was. Niggas fuck with S.

A lot of people fuck with S. And still sent a DM. Got rid of that hatin' ass bitch. You said, yeah. Nothing worse than when you try to throw some pussy at a nigga with a girl. Here comes some hatin' ass half up. Nah, I gotta wake up.

I gotta wake up. Yeah. Don't mind my friends. She was like, yeah. Yeah. You know, man. Here comes some hate Girl code wins again. Girl, your homegirl head is between this dresser. Um. Yo, Mel B, Mel B, nothing to wiser. S, you don't have a clue. S, I thought you missed your flight. Where you staying?

Oh, I'm so, S, I thought we were going to Tante Onsen. You're not in town. No, I'm in Long Island. No, I'm in France. Like I told you, I was going, bitch. Didn't I tell you I was working on a plane? It worked. Holy shit. He had croissants.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my bad. My bad. You didn't know. No, not your bad.

You did that shit right on purpose, girl. I watched that shit five times. He holdin' bitches away from him. Cause you gotta have your day one day. One day, you just gotta fend him off like 300. Mellow, him a buck. That's the thing, when you hit a certain age, you got years to even wait.

Male waits until she's 59. To do what? To get the dick I want. She gonna wait right there. She better look. All the little 50 year old chicks that want some dick from me. She better look right there. She'll wait a little. Listen, all the little 50 year old chicks that want some dick from me. She'll wait a little.

She'll wait a little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll cut ass off. Yeah. She like, me and that bitch won't be friends when I'm 60 anyway. So let me get back to it. Yeah, man.

Yo, yeah, yeah. That shit just marinating, too. That shit marinating with the Old Bay. She got the Old Bay weight. She got the onion, garlic, the Lowrys. The Lowrys. I know, man. You like seasonings?

That's all? Man, you a legend. What's wrong with you, man? That shit got the gravy rub on it. That's it. Oh, shit. I'm going to ask you a question. The gravy rub.

No, no, no, no, no. Don't ask her shit. We already about to get sued, man. I'm going to ask you a question. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't ask her shit. We already about to get sued. Nothing sexual. I was going to ask her this. Did you and S have a powwow about how she did up here? Did you say, how did you like it, girl? Did you have fun? Because that's your way of fun.

I know your tricks. No, she had a really good time. I don't, she didn't really understand where she was. Like she didn't understand. She knew where she was. She knew exactly where she was. No, she doesn't know understand where she was. Like she didn't understand. She knew where she was. She knew exactly where she was. No, she doesn't know. She didn't really know like how big the platform is.

She didn't know that. That's what I mean. So she had a really, really good time. That is definitely an eye opener. Yeah. They found her page and all that. Yeah, they found her page quick. They found her Instagram.

You an eye opener, nigga. Yeah. Thank you. She said, he's my type. You know. She said, he hits you like eye-opening, nigga. Yeah. She said, he's my type. Yo. She hit you like this. Itch, nigga. I said, whoa.

Yo, Mel tried to look at something awkwardly while it was happening. She like. Yeah, she tried to look at the. She looked like Daisy. She was like, this is the hardest shit. When did this tattoo get here? Su-tie?

Yo, Mel, Mel was just. Dono-ass face. She was having random outbursts. Now, he's saying that he'll fuck you, you'll fuck. I'm like, man, what's going on with you, man? Random outbursts. That was random. Ice had to, yeah, look, Ice Face, he had to tell you, calm down, drink some water. You were hot? I don't remember. I don't even know. Watch it.

Go watch it. Okay. It happened. Yes. It happened. Okay. That's the thing about when you get like a group of older, really beautiful, really beautiful people, and you're like, I've been. Yes. Okay. Okay.

That's the thing about when you get like a group of older, really beautiful, really attractive, been lit for some of they live, intelligent group of girls together, that single, having quite met they match, like when one, when one eligible dude comes around, it's like when you throw that single dollar in the air, they get clamoring over that nigga like,

steak in the jungle. You can't look them in the eyes neither. Oh yeah, they start acting like they got one of them clits that hang. The big joint? The roast beef? No, no, no. They got a little thumb. Little pinky under there.

The shit that's hanging out by the fucking, by the, what's that, the nail that keeps shit together. A paperclip. That clip be hanging by the paperclip. Paperclip. What? What? When it's out. When that shit is like a mistletoe just outside of the pussy like two niggas. Like the twins with the same body with the two heads.

Okay. Y'all ain't never seen one of them? Something is fucking. Nah, I've seen one shit look like a tongue. I've seen it. I know one got that surgery. Rejuvenation. That shit like five hands.

Which I know got that clip fixed. Yeah, got it rejuvenation. Fix this clip. That shit like five minutes. Which is I know got that clip fixed. Yeah, got it rejuvenated. All right. If you're just now joining us, we're not normally this vulgar. We apologize. Welcome to the Joe Button podcast.

We're here about prize pamphlets. I'm like, yeah. All right. Anything else we got to get to? Gary Owens. Oh, shit. What was your last question? I was about to say it's called a labiaplasty Mel all your words don't mean nothing

If you can't close the deal shut up Don't come up here give us the words give it to one of them niggas at the first class seat out of the words Do I do the words. Oh my god. Do hop, do hop, do hop. Oh shit. Can you shut up? Oh my god. Anyway. Shit. Anyway. That nigga Ish boy wore his bright hoodie today. He thought some more companies was coming. He's been in the whole company for a long time. He got the cool pants on. He got the cool parachute pants on. He got the groove tonight. He ain't on the block tonight. He ain't on the block tonight.

Hey. Look, drop the shit back. Come on, y'all. We out here. I ain't gonna lie. I got a new respect for you, my nigga. I slept on you when you were. Yo, get out of here, dawg. I did. You don't have to say nothing dawg. I did. You're a fool, son.

You don't have to say nothing, nigga. I got to respect him, nigga. You didn't have to say nothing. That shit. Because he don't even cheat doing that. Exactly. Like, they just on you even with them being able to smell the faithfulness on you. You smell like faithfulness.

You do. Like me. You smell like, you smell like monogamy. Both of y'all, Ashley, you right? Both of y'all smell like that Tom Ford monogamous. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that.

They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that.

They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that.

They smell like that. They smell like that. They smell like that God. Nah, y'all smell like that monogamy. Oh, man. All right. This nigga is a complete loser. Now, I'm just about to break her little hip. It's too late now. Chef. That little hip move, it's over for that hip move.

Damn, bro. That's came up here with no hips and got it done. Look, now you want to be M. Yo, come on, what else is there? We can't just dog-pallour mouth. What else is there? I saw when you played the clip. What'd you say?

The clip. Oh shit. Yo, I'ma get better one day. And I got the phone plugged up and everything. Here we go. Paul Pierce. That was an hour ago. Paul Pierce saying nigga,

to Keyshawn Johnson in front of Skip Bayless, which is my favorite part of all of this. Like to hear it? Here it go. First three games. Look at this, look at this. Look at this nigga, Keith. This is Chenzo's average at 29.

He talking about the Knicks and two-pointer. Look at this nigga, Keith. Hey Keith, look at this nigga, Keith. This is Shinzo's average at 29. He talking about the Knicks of 2.0. Hey Keith, look at this nigga. No, will they play it again? Hey nigga. Yo. Paul Pierce, man. You ain't never seen this shit with Paul Pierce with Trump?

Yes. Look at this nigga, Keith. This is Shinzo's average at 29. Yo, Skip Davis looks so confused. Uncomfortable. Yes. I was uncomfortable for Skid. It was a slip. No it wasn't.

That's your man. He did it on purpose. I don't think he did. I think he said it on purpose. He said it on purpose. He didn't realize where he was. He just didn't know where he was at. He stuttered and still said it. For him, it's us. He stuttered twice and still said the word.

As we in a comfortable space, you like, man, this stupid ass Nick. Oh, this is national TV. But he just played through it though. Yeah, it's national TV. He went right through it. He ain't make, oh shit. Did he make a big spectacle about it? No.

I never heard nothing else about it outside of the internet making anything. But you never seen him and Kevin Garnett? I saw him and Kevin Garnett. I saw him with the strippers when he worked for you. I've seen everything. But him and Kevin Garnett was a little- But Kevin Garnett knows how to deal with him. Yeah, he does. And that's not FS1. Yeah, it's true. It's true. It's true. It's not. So they can do whatever they want to do. That's true. Very different. You can't get on FS1 and do that. Hit him with the N-word. Do that. No. Wait, Kevin Pusher. Yeah, he'll be back. He's a professional about it. Kevin Pusher. I don't know how long he'll be back.

They gonna fire him at some point. That shit was funny though. It's ratings. We talking about it. I'm so glad I fixed my credit card information on OnlyFans. Why? I was up the other day trying to whack one out. I went to buy some shit. It blacked out all my cards that's attached.

So no matter how many times I said, it wouldn't even let me press the pay for option. So I was fucked. I just went to bed, I ain't whacked one out. Then last night, I just went on there real, last night I went on there, here's Shorty Gault. I'm like, uh, I got so horny in the Uber. Uh, watch me fucking suck this Uber driver dry. Here's a little clip. If you want to see it, tip me $50.

Said to find my wallet. Huh? Where my wallet at, man? I'm giving it to you. I'm giving it to you. What? We want to go back a little bit. $50 to find my wallet Go back a little bit 50 for that Yes, really salute they're making bread, bro Damn salute I'm just saluting you like yeah. No, you saying it's a lot. No, I'm saying there's no way on God's green earth I got off the only thing you are X videos and pornhub. No, I'm only fans do but I didn't leave it away now

I didn't count. I don't want to mislead this girl. Don't normally charge $50. This was just going this night She said for this video normally charge $50. This was just going this night. She said for this video you get $50. I'm in support of that for content creators picking the price of their content, especially if there's pay-per-view options available like it is on Patreon. But normally she'll throw something out there. It's 15 little 20 21. I got some over there to get it popping for the six and $7 though that don't get you wrong. And then some of them is over there. I ain't gonna blow her up cuz y'all know who she is But I don't follow her but I get all of the private messages

Which is normally the freaky deaky messages like the videos Yeah, so you don't have to follow them, but they'll send you some freaky deaky shit You have the option to buy it or not So this particular girl that y'all know but I'm not gonna say her name she in there keep asking Therapist questions for like three weeks. Hey, how was your day today? I'll answer back. Hey, hey, can I ask you a question, do you mind?

What was the first thing you met here? No, I don't know. She did this shit for three weeks, man. Last night I just had enough. I say yo. Actually, we've counted down lately. I said, my. I should be counting down lately. I said, why are you in here talking like a therapist, like instead of doing what niggas is here for you to do?

And she said, ha ha ha, you think so? Why? Time out, it be live? The interactions? It's a DM. Sometimes we can send a message. It's a DM, but anytime I'm on there, they be on there. And it shows you, like, my space used to be online there.

Oh. Bingo. Chaching. You don't say. Or the nigga that's running their page and typing for them is on there. Uh-huh. Oh, resume. Hey, nigga, I hope you can talk freaky.

Get me the resume. Hey, it's right there at the head, nigga. Hey, get it out for me, big dog. Yo, Spacy is wild. Wait, wait, wait. You paid the 50. That's somebody else, but yeah. He went and looked for the wild.

How did it look? Was it really? Oh, you want to see? You paid the 50. That's somebody else. But yeah, he was going to look for the wild. How did it look? Was it really? You want to see? No.

Because as soon as I sent the 50, I was like, damn, man, she's asleep, man. Fuck, I really wanted to get one in right now. She sent it over. 25 minutes later, I was still up watching Deadline. She said, hold on. Hold on. I said, what? I love role playing. Let me see it.

They got notifications. No, it took 25 minutes after I set my 50. And I'm trying to get my, get right. It was three in the morning. It was two in the morning. What are you talking about? Niggas on, girls on OnlyFans got. If I get something to 50, I want that shit to be instant.

Frugal Brothers, we get it. We get it. We understand. The video is still going to be good later. Yeah we get it we get it we understand the video is still gonna be good later yeah what are you talking about I'm trying to get some other girls page did I get a kept my 50 if that was gonna do that now I would need that later yeah y'all are different salute I don't know you better you better not be blanked out of purchase dance here by with a waiter to the morning video is on sale Fucking do she got you she got me for $25 Hey, get a little, go ahead and get a little bit of that thing there. Pause. Get a little bit of that thing. You see that 50?

You think that 50, right? What the fuck? Let me see. Oh no, I ain't doing that. This is, you don't need to see that. This is a mess. No, my son, my son, my son. This is a mess.

Are you a legend, son? Come on, man, you see. You got the volume, so I don't want to play it. No, you can't play it. That's somebody's content. I can't. What the fuck are you talking about? No, you ain't want to show me this shit earlier.

Hey, hey, hey, look at that right there, mama. Hey, hey, hey, hey. They getting busy, man. That's more than that. Fuck you talking about? No you ain't want to show me shit earlier. Hey, hey, hey, look at that right there mama. They getting busy now? Yo, that's coming up. You can't do that! That's in the lawsuit.

Hey, Barks, this time, edit it out. You can't do that, y'all. This time, I want you to do your fucking job. No, I want 70 out of that. I need 70. I need 70. You in the suit, too, baby. I'm going to say, you're part me, bitch. Oh!

This whole party's in the suit. It's always say except ish. No, no. I said no, you in there. Everybody is going to say, that whole crew except ish. No, I ain't in that suit. I'm going to win this. And if I'm on here, if I'm on here,

scrape off some snow this winter, then he ain't going to be. He ain't going to be in zip-tune. Yeah, he be out the suit, too. crew except this Gary always you know, do you want to save that for another time? Then we'll save it for another time is there anything else that is Any I think all Shannon shit this year has been worth and it's a conversation It's a few conversations in there got it. All right, so we'll watch it there. Yeah I don't know if we'll be able to have those conversations, but you're right. There's conversations in there to be had in there We do a picture Let me just check my list really quick to make sure it is not now want to get off of my chest I think I've said enough here today. Oh shit and other news I forgot to

tell y'all shocking in a plot twist that you didn't see coming at all. Homeboy that got the pig kidney transplant is dead. That was the one where they had the genetically modified pig or something right? It was like a lab-grown pig and then they took the kidney and put it in homeboy. Yeah, yeah. Two months. Not from what though? Kidney failure? Wait, hold on. Okay.

I made the face, both of you. I made the face at me. I got you. Rest in peace to that man. I just want to make sure it's due to the kidney. And for the rest of y'all out there, leave the pigs alone, unless it's bacon. I told you. I just wanted to make sure that the company actually acknowledged that, that we made a mistake.

That was the reason I asked. It's not gonna be a mistake, it was experimental anyway. Got it. And my final question, and then we could play Sleepers and go home. Did anybody see the season finale to BMF? Of course. Yep. Yeah.

No. Does anyone want to give their thoughts? I died laughing when homeboy fucked Lucille, and then right after. And then dipped? Yeah. Bitches, right? It wasn't even funny. You know what?

Why wasn't it? He ain't even give a day. Nigga, he in the bed. Hey yo, listen. You know, let me tell you something, man. I'm gonna tell you something. I got a fiance. I got a fiance.

She holding the cover still. And I gotta run home. I gotta run home real quick. And you gotta go, big dog. Nah, he ain't kick out. Nah, he knew she was gonna leave. She could've stayed the night, but. Nah, she had to go. Then she, he knew she was going to leave. She could have stayed the night, but.

Nah, she had to go. Then she went back. This was a IOU. Charles bum ass there. Waiting. Oh yeah, he was on tour. No, Charles was gone. Yeah, Charles was on tour.

He gone. Charles was gone. Heart and the daughter now, shut up. Split. No, Charles wasn't gone. She came back and was talking to him. He like, yo, let's go. Yeah, he was there, but then he left.

And she, I thought she was gonna go, she would've been a real piece of shit had she gone with him. He'd have been a simp if he took her. He ain't know, he ain't no homeboy pop. She said, it's not gonna work out with him. And you just left. Something happened.

Girls always do that during the break. What? Go fuck what they wanna fuck and come back to you. Mm-hmm. Think that grass be green? Game over. No, I don't think it's really grass be green. It's just, it's an opportunity.

Fuck it. Wanna break? You ain't got a yard in, it's like, girl, you know, you ain't got fake grass, real grass, dye grass, brown grass, you ain't got a string of grass. You ain't got a side. You ain't got a park. You ain't got a street girl.

I don't have a life well lived? Yes. You do. Boom. Thank you. All right. There we go. And books.

And books. And you got a library equipment. Wait. Anytime you rebuttal to that is, hey, do I got a life well lived? It's like, yeah, all right. All right, girl. You got it, girl. I'm a little bit sentimental, man.

And you got a dog, so we support you. Yeah, emotional. Alright, alright girl. You got it girl. I'm a little bit sentimental, and you got a dog, so we support you. Yeah, emotional support dog. Thanks. Like somebody else I know. Alright, a sleeper. Sleepers, sleepers,

which get those sleepers? I am going with a record by friend of the show, Byron Juan a No, I'm not Is he on his record? No, nigga, dang the record. I'm playing get out of here Byron wanted I'm looking for another record that he recommended to me

Here it is. Here it is. And I bet I'm not beat this fly ass record that I'm about to. Well, I don't know. You should stop talking to the same people I talk to. All right. Record is called Teach Me by Kevin Ross and a young lady named Lily Massey I wanna say And this shit is a lil vibe Was it the record? I wanna know, hey

How deep do you go, body and mind I wanna see how many legs it takes To make your legs quake I wanna hear you say You're so mine You can speak up For what you been needin' I'm gon' watch you, yeah I gotta do it I gotta do it, I gotta do it Gunna Leon Bridges, clean my reigns Let's go then Dirt clothes on the lap We eat all the lemon drops, she sippin' on the rocks

White polish on the toes, tilt to and through the spot Right folks with some foes, see the crescent in the watch Hook her nitty to her dach Been playing for too long, I ain't pressing by the dach Play with it to my toes, baby, turn it up a notch I won't leave you alone, I'ma go get it out the pot For sure Total gonna go big on these hoes

He fuckin' on that green, you a pro It's time to put this gold cover on the phone Probably like we live, cover this shit that is Probably just be flyin' all alone Let's up in the sky and make a moon I create the vibes, set the tone I create the vibes, set the tone I shit, baby, slim in the waist

Ride the right shit tinted in the face Fuck her all night and through the day, Waka took no shit, not the same Pocky book and skin not plain, Sunshine can't clear my rain Can't clear my rain When you walk like that, Who do I think when you talk like that, good or nothing When you talk like that, you the best When you walk like that, good or nothing When you talk like that, you the best You the best Bout to stand to the beach, backyard is a beach No cars on the beach, back yard is the beach Know the cars on the beach

Running all the way, we playing hide and seek Love your smile when you happy, see all 32 teeth Do shit near the double C's Catching in all year round, put that shit on to the teeth Baby ass back, face down, it remind me of a P To put you up and down, go be all that you can be Be all that you can be, you the truth Make one of us't, ooh, ooh

Heathers up and down, heavy on the mind, I'm Tender from behind, knockin' boots Well, I know your size, I thought you were designer But you have it, style absolute You don't want no me, no substitute Turnin' them into your heads too, turnin' them into your heads too I shit, babe, slammin' the waste Body right, shit, tinted and face

Fuck her all night and through the day Walk her to a note, she ain't not the same Pocky book and skin not plain Sunshine can't clear my rain Can't clear my rain We all like that Who done that thing when you took like that, what do I do when you talk like that? You bad, yeah

When you walk like that, what do I do when you talk like that? You bad, yeah, yeah That was brand new music from Gunna featuring Leon Bridges and that record is called Clear My Rain. I really appreciate that very subtle guitar in the background and because I appreciate that I'm going to play a clip and then one of y'all could go. Human nature, they did all the stuff and then Quincy called me in and said, it's too pop right now, it needs a little something, I need you to do some glue.

And the first thing that came out was... Mmm. Mmm. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy That's why I got hired, it wasn't because I could do all this, because you know, the thing you need to know is common tone. To understand, okay, I'm in the key of B minor, what are my common tones through these changes? Percolates and long, but you're not in anybody's way, I'm just really good at... I've been following a lot of these white boy musicians, they niggas know.

Hey, shit, we breaking shit down here. They get busy. All right, I'm up. Going to Big Jersey. Oh, pump it up. We back. This is my guy, no never. This is my guy Marcus Saraya. Never, I heard him. I meant to say that in my head.

This is my guy Marcus Saraya. The song is called Thankless Job. It's all light, I tell myself again Thankless job. God is need my help first my only chance is relying on words cuz who the fuck gonna be there for me Fuck gonna be there for me Who the fuck gonna be there for me Who the fuck gonna be there for me who the fuck' be there for me? Who the fuck gon' be there for me? I done made up many changes that I needed for myself Resolutions that exhausted me but did it for my health Put up walls to stay protected, being real don't seem to sell

Now I hustle day and night in hopes to never see it sell Doing crime all on my own cause on myself I couldn't tell Family man, my intentions for the best, I shouldn't fail But I'm preaching to the choir If I think I'm by myself, stories I gotta be the same As niggas crashing out for wealth, but who else got me? When you cry all day about not being up, it doesn't work When you glue yourself to pain and say you stuck, it only hurts

Try be a better nigga, hey, day to clean the dirt The step forward seem to make me go averse, I never learn I'm trying to pick up pieces broken from my youth to help a mind Try and feed the kid I got and still the one I got inside, make him proud But the biggest flaw I visit is my pride A real nigga always been a thankless job World told me I was angry, therapy at 15 I got label way too early, luckily my big head had big dreams I ain't let nobody tell me who to be And even though a nigga tear up in the mirror

I be weak to let him see Cause every week we gotta eat And every fuck up I repeat I gotta treat And I get through it don't believe in no retreats And every day a nigga starving So the people around me get to eat the carbs A real man a thankless job Who the fuck gon' be there for me?

Yeah Who the fuck gon' be there for me? I like it that way Who the fuck gon' be there for me? I like it that way Who the fuck gon' be there for me? I get it on my own, nigga Who the fuck gon' be there for me? Who the fuck gon' be there for me? So I do what I do, my nigga You gotta do what you do, I mean This ain't a record for complainin' It's a record, it's a record that just keep

goin' hard, you heard? What up? You a man, nigga Shippin' tough on men For years before we was born, you heard? Let's go hard, you heard? We ain't here before we was born here Let's go hard here That record is Thankless Job by Marcus Araya, big jersey This project, God's Will just came out this week So I'll send you your phones and on DSPs everywhere

That record was absolutely crazy That was fire I only came over here to say it was crazy That was crazy, shout to him Where will purchase you from? North. How are you? I met this dude, I was walking out of my daughter's

school one day and he was like, yo can I stop you and give you my shit? His daughter went to the same school. You don't know Marcus Seraio. And that's how I met him, like a couple years ago. That's dope. That's dope. He's been my guy ever since, it's dope.

A real nigga gonna always be a thankless job. Bruh. He went crazy on that shit I'm playing some white people shit man recipe Steve Albini is great producer did the pixies did Nirvana This is a classic emo white people shit. Where's my mind pixies? Stop We got feet on the air, your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it Yeah, the f***ing hell will collapse

If there's nothing in it and you'll ask yourself Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Lay out in the waters, animals were hiding behind the rock Except for little fish, but then J Winslet's turn it up, Tom is on my mind. Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? We'll be out, the water's still swimming When you feel the air ahead all the clouds Try your strength and spin it, yeah

You have a collapse and there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself yourself Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? That's Where Is My Mind, Pixies. It's not really a sleeper, but Rest In Peace, Steve Elbini. Biggish. I'm going to... Biggish. I'm going to...

The song is called Ebony. And it's by Devon Culture. I like my coffee like I like my coffee Brown tint with some sugar in it She so sweet she like a cavity That's why she got a hold of me Got honey on me, yeah honey on me Honey on sheets, we all in the sheets But she running on me, yeah money on me Like honey on sheets, we all in the sheets But she running on me

Load up the club, I love the clip She take a shot, I give it up I like the way she like to move The way she stuck on me like glue She like when I say what to do That's why I always keep it cool I like the way she like to move The way she stuck on me like glue She like when I say what to do That's why I always keep it cool I need me some Ebony I need me some Ebony

Ebony Ebony Ebony She got a body like a cold bottle Yeah that's my baby She look like a supermodel Pussy and cute I swear she got a f***ing rose Tell me no she never, she don't like the rules Cause I don't sleep like that, running all day like that Running in green, like a little wing A-oh, like roses in the sun

A-oh, she's beautiful I like the way she like to move The way she stuck on me like glue She like when I say what to do That's why I always keep it cool I like the way she like to move The way she stuck on me like glue The way she stuck on me like glue She like when I say what to do

I say what to do That's why I always keep it cool L-O-V-E L-O-V-E L-O-V-E L-O-V-E L-O-V-E L-O-V-E L-O-V-E Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony,

Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony, Ebony by Devon Culture. Devon or Devon, I'm not sure how you pronounce it. Got you. Tuffy the way. Big Bell. Mine is called Trust by Isabelle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And I know, and I know, and I know, and I know I know, I know, I know, I know

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah If it's one thing you got now I would never fail you, baby But you gotta put your trust in me, please So we could be honest and more than just our own reasons And you gotta understand it can never be your second best From the scale of one to ten I wish you would think I'd run till I'm out I know, I know you know how it feels like So don't try to pretend, boy Oh, you're shit like the man who said you were Never said, baby, stay here

You will go anywhere you want to What the hell I was thinking You ain't ready to be faithful Yeah, you better, oh baby Cuz I cannot trust you, oh yeah I need to take my time One eye, two to my closet Unplugged the seal of your attention I won't go through your phone Won't let your energy out my instinct And you got it on your skin, I could never be your

From the scale of one to ten, I will show you a thing I ain't real myself, I know I know you know how the feelings work So don't you ever pretend Never say, baby, stay here You will go anywhere you want to What the hell I was thinking You ain't ready to be faithful and give it all, baby I need to take my time I need to take my time I need to take my time That is Isabelle with the Z-Trust A vibe, a vibe

Pick another name, don't say me Who else could it be? It can't be me I don't know who it can. Who else could it be? It can't be me. I don't know who it can be, I can tell you who it can't be. Don't start yet. Fuck out of here, nigga. Good sleepers today. Good sleepers today, y'all. Good job.

Great show overall, man. It was. It was. Fine. A little slow on the claps, but yeah. This is my final question to you Mel about the S situation. Jesus.

And then I'm, no, no, I'm closing. You're my girl, I ain't doing that to you. Okay, what? Not too much, I'm out, fuck they talking about. But you said girl code earlier, and I rock with that. What do you believe in more? The power of girl code to be able to let one of your good girlfriends know, Mm-hmm. What do you believe in more? The power of girl code to be able to let one of your good girlfriends know, hey, this person

might have a significant other and proceed with caution or by or beware? Or the power of a man to totally get the home girl to disregard all of the fuck shit that Shorty just said and get to them girls? Which one do you believe in more? That's my final question. If she's my girlfriend? Yeah. I'm gonna go with the former. You think it's gonna let you disrespect the pod, nigga?

You think it's gonna let you disrespect pod, nigga? I think 33B gonna be your last stop. Alright, continuing our theme with a white boy bag. Do we have a title for this or are we going to leave this in the hands of Tanner? I got a couple written down. Hey. I miss this song. The whites kind of made people get rid of them on five, but they had a few joints, nigga. They had a bunch of joints.

I'm not sure if they had a few joints. I'm not sure if they had a few joints. I'm not sure if they had a few joints. I'm not sure if they had a few joints. I'm not sure if they had a few joints. I'm not sure if they had a few joints. I'm not sure if they had a few joints. I'm not sure if they had a few joints. I'm not sure if they had a few joints. I'm not sure if they had a few rid of Maroon 5, but they had a few joints, nigga. They had a bunch of joints. I'm not really a big Maroon 5 fan, but they got slaps.

When this was out, actually hold up, now I gotta do it. I didn't even know this was Maroon 5. Why did we have to get rid of them? Because they made it seem like they were like pop rock. Yeah, which they were. This is my shit, I don't care what the white say. Some of y'all out there don't know the pain that I was in. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, If you're just now joining us you missed an amazing podcast. What a pod you missed, man. Keep us in your prayers. Miles and I'll be at your door. That's a charge.

You go try that 50 Shades of Grey shit if you want. Talking about just, I wound up at your door. That's not how the law works. She might come upstairs with the sloppy slippers on though. She might. You're gonna risk getting fired out, that's for sure. He's on the phone the whole way. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He come in his tracks.

I'm right outside, open the door. We don't like it. Yo, yo, I'm outside. I'm outside. Nah. They singing along in the car. I hear them out there. Let me turn it up when I'm in the car out there. Fall in love with the broken smile.

I'll be doing that too, the broken smile, bitch. Ask her if she wants to cry. Let's go. In the car, let me hear you. She will be loved, she will be loved Top of my window, I'm going my way Some of us is a little older though, yeah, I mean Some of us was outside a little

Some of us seen the vid with the rules spinning around, yeah Some of the Around There we go now we bobbing now we bobbing come on big man Can you back keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there. That's don't like shit like this. This is where you gotta Lord knows we need to be there till the next time we bid you a do Farewell, Adios, Arriba, Dirty, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye. Life is a series of moments and moments pass, so let's that half of us immersed in sin is all we have to give these pictures Hey!

The White Boy Special, White Boy Special Here we go! I value technology for now But we all left from that ground Now, now, now Real good part today, y'all hold it down We'll be back same time, same place this weekend Go Knicks, go Knicks, go Knicks Anybody got any final words?

About the Knicks? About anything S, L, M, and a P. Anything. How life is at home. Why you keep coming to work looking good, smelling good, talking smooth. Yeah, I got big teeth my whole life too, girl. You better relax, man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I liked you so much I gave you all the pressure I had I'm sorry I'm sorry

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry You put me through a pain I'm more than that, you know I'll be your baby Fuck what I said He don't mean shit now Fuck the present, smile, he don't need shit now Fuck the presence, might as well blow him out

Fuck all those kisses, give it to you just Fuck you, you go, I don't want you back Fuck what I said, he don't need shit now Fuck all those kisses, give it to you just Fuck you, you go, I don't want you back Fuck what I said, for. As your girl, she know this song. She's back. Fuck you, you hoe. Fuck you, you hoe. Fuck you, you hoe.

Fuck you, you hoe. This was everywhere. Keep this shit from me. Yeah. You burnt bitch. I heard the story. You played me like what? You played me ho

You either gave up ahead I asked you off the bat You're not like that You're not wet cause you're done with me Fuck what I said You don't need shit now Fuck the present's mine You don't need shit now You don't need shit now You don't need shit now This is a classic for sure good white people

Early 2000s, right? 90s She jumped on his ass though. Yeah with the remix They did a remit Frankie fuck you right back. Yeah. Oh, I'm on a remix this year too. Imani might be even Imani try to steal his swag. I play it. She was hard. It was part of my money set. All right, man. That's part of my Imani set. Alright man, who's that?

He mixed this nigga? No. He tried to put out a fuck you bitch song while Iman had his fuck you bitch song rocking. Oh the nigga name was Iman? Yeah. That's why he changed his name from Imani. Alright yo, we outta here man.

Y'all hold it down. Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity. We all got one job as coworkers. That's to live this shit until we can't do it anymore. That's right. Y'all hold it down, always for the ladies. Again, shout to the mothers out there, the milfs, the gilfs. Shout out to the dads, the present dads that want to be there, the dads that do have a relationship with their kids.

Shout out to y'all. Shout out to the creators out there, the entrepreneurs, non-defivers,, doughboy scammers, women in the nightlife. And we gone, man. We love you, S. Hey, you welcome back anytime, S. Yeah, fuck what your friend's talking about.

You come up here whenever you want. I give you a key. Oh shit, that's a spy. I give you the code like Erickson, mama. Get up here whenever you want. I give you a key. Oh shit, that's a spy. I give you the code like Erickson, mama. Get up here. Look, they laugh. They laugh. She's like, I don't have the code.

Yo, could you imagine though? I don't have the code or a drop. I don't have anything. Yo, could you imagine? Yo, the shit shit. Belle walk in and S is here, just chilling. And she ain't have no idea. Now we're faint.

Yo, real quick, real quick. Now we're faint. Mel did some flops. Look, she said. When y'all bust a move real quick. Mel did some flops. She said. When y'all bust a move today, I'ma tell y'all off camera. When y'all bust a move. Thank you, thank you.

No, no, I gotta know that on camera. She said something. I gotta say it on camera. I gotta hear it on camera. When they bust a move. As soon as you say it on camera, I'm gonna drop some. Why does Ish Privilegez get to go up there and retort?

He's not lying, yo. Why is privilege as get the gold there? He's not lying He's a construction business so they can put a move wall in the fuck? I said, he's in the construction business, so niggas better move walls. Niggas better move a wall to take something out. You know, he got to get his eye for everything. That was good, that was good. That was real good, I was proud of you, son. You got to get his eye for everything. Metal is a different breeze, son.

Nah, that hate jumped out, though. It just looked like a field trip that some of us were like, you know, left out of. Like, what the fuck? Why can't we all go? I didn't want to go. Why you point me out, though? Because you were the only one

that went on the fucking field trip. No, I didn't want to go. Why'd you point me out though? Because you were the only one that went on the fucking field trip. No, I wasn't. Well, out of the rest of us. It was like a group of like four of us. Yeah, it was about to go. I know, but out of the rest of us. You better thank God for your girlfriend every day.

No, I don't. You better. Why? Because had it not been for her, you might have made a mistake. You've been stuck with this. Like, fuck it. All right. you might have made a mistake. Fuck.

All right. You might have slipped up in the shit and cracked my head. Oh my god. Ah! This shit. Ah! This shit. Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh.

Apple bottom. He might have been fucked up anyway. Hey, you did good hitting the skip on this one. Hey, normally I say you don't be disciplined, but... The Rough Rider, yo. Hey, the Rough Rider, volume one. What's your script? Wait.

Baah, baah. Sting your name, Ghost. Thug Boats, Thug Boats. That's three, nigga. Nah. That's three. Hey, you might not be disciplined in some areas, but the ones you need to be It's not what oh drop

I'm doing all the shit. J-B-P. Double duty. Wow. Mel, you gotta find somebody else, man. I'll take the ferry. He missed the bus, the train, the plane. I'm on the ferry, nigga. I keep this shit with the water.

Oh my God, yo. You gotta get back and you gotta hit one of the nice parties again. I'm gonna be outside. Yeah, cause it's nice. I'm gonna be outside. Yeah, cause it's nice. I'm gonna be outside. This nigga look idiot, yo. This nigga look fool, yo.

One, right? It's two. It's the first song on track two, I flip, I promise you. Ride or die. Tugboats, that is World War III. Don't play with him, yo. Alright, I'll share this. Come on, that is World War three don't play with me. Oh, all right All right, we're out of here I promise we don't we don't we don't Let's go, man. Oh. She's going to be the best by theater this month.

She went home and sent out a thousand cameos. Tastes like candy. Tyrone, good to see you. Thank you so much for your support. Fuck the niggas. Derek. Fuck, you're talking about a thousand cameos. Good money, niggas.

Derek, fuck the niggas. Fuck the niggas. Fuck the niggas. Fuck the niggas. Fuck the for your support. Fuck them niggas. Derrick. Fuck you talking about. That was a cameo. Good money, nigga. Derrick, fuck them niggas. Fuck them niggas. Fuck them niggas. Give me a chin gang.

Okay, okay, okay. Fuck, he talking about. JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP, JVP. JVP, where would you be without the JVP? This guy. He was so. Oh shit.