The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 729 | “The Blind Man”

Episode Date: June 1, 2024

 The JBP kicks off this episode with their thoughts on the Rolling Stone article covering Diddy’s history of violence (38:44). In new music, Eminem drops his single ‘Houdini’ (1:24:32), Meek Mill releases ‘5AM IN PHILLY’ (1:27:54), and ‘Wanna Be’ by Cardi B, Meg Thee Stallion, & GloRilla also released (1:35:13). Also, Usher is set to receive the Lifetime Achievement Award from BET (1:40:52), OVO 40’s beef with Cipha Sounds (1:56:30), Do we have a song of the summer for 2024 (2:01:53), Donald Trump found guilty on 34 counts in criminal trial (2:28:16), Joe reads a list of random topics from his phone (2:59:49), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden  Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Emanny - “Selfish” Ice | Tha Dogg Pound & Snoop Dogg - “Grown Up” Parks | Mach-Hommy (feat. Archie Whitewater) - “LON LON” Ish | ESTA. & Leon Thomas - “Dangerous Game” Melyssa | UNA MIA (feat. Lekan) - “Better Care (Remix)” Emanny | THANKYOUMARTINO - “Omw”

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Freaky ass boy. Freaky ass nigga, he's a 69 guy. I be sharing shit like that, but niggas always act like it's weird. It's weird. That's weird. I don't think that's weird. You got one, two, three, four, five, six men

that actively, I'm sure niggas in here actively. I don't trust y'all. All right, that's fine. Turn it on. We're on, we've been on. Oh shit. Wait, what did you capture? Wait, what was the start of it?

This week, I'm gonna hit that button on you in a minute. What did we start with? You ain't shit. What'd I say, freaky ass boy? Oh, okay, all right. So they don't know. They don't know. Your eyes are really red.

Please tell the story. Oh, straight to the point. Holy shit. That Visine is not working. Oh, man. I dare you. Joe, I got $500 for you. Joe, I did.

No, no, no. No, no, no. That's the problem. You don't have $500 for me. Hey, yo. That's fucked up. You don't have 500 for me. Hey, yo! Oh, shit. Yo, go ahead. You gonna hold your grand now.

Go ahead, tell me. Mel is not putting people in the best position to win. At all with that one. She set you right out there. I mean... Speaking of position... You didn't put yourself in the best position. You did. I mean Audience my eyes are redder than normal That wouldn't be the first pussy on his bod. Oh, man. Audience, my eyes are redder than normal.

You want to swim? Glory. Last night before bed, I did attempt to put byzine and close them and sleep. You crying? This morning, I woke up with them in the same condition. I woke up at five a.m. They was leaky? Yep.

Not when you have pink eye shit, you should be... Discharging shit? For real. I already got a little deuce deuce for you. Oh, I'll keep one too. Good, thank God, you better keep it on you. But I can't do it with you right now. I'm not trying to be funny. You know you be having pink eyes shit, be a little crusty. Anyway the Visine and all of this shit is not working so I didn't wear the shades because I'm just... Embrace it. Embrace the red-eye.

Do y'all know that I don't trust any of you? Do y'all know that? A little bit, yeah. Now, yeah. If I trusted y'all more, maybe I would start this differently. What that got to do with us? And be more vulnerable?

Because, damn, if I started right now, I was going to start. Because this start is a, I'm shooting straight at the head first. Yo, that's a problem. That's exactly what you got in this position. That's how you got the red eye. Imani, you a freaky ass. Boy, you've been a freak. Yes, boy is you masturbate standing up. So I don't really give a fuck about that.

You talking about every day is best. Wait, don't get. They have not been. I'm just telling you why I don't know. No, you never masturbate in the shower. You sit down in the shower. I never did that in the shower. I never did that in the shower I'm gonna give you the bug. I hate that

I have done it in the shower. All right, thank you. But it's not the ideal place But you said that you that's I didn't say that I said I have done that that's not my go-to I said nigga sitting there with the laptop is my go-to and you looked at me like I was crazy You can't stand up with the laptop I've never spoken nice about any conversation of this nature. Yes, we have Taking Isis pod as as his real life words. He said he's not lying this year. I don't know his bag when it comes to that.

My bag is laying down with the iPad or the Apple vision. And I got another. Don't gotta see if he had the Apple vision, he'd be safe. Exactly. That's smart. That's fucking smart. Did I bring my shades?

Or have you had your shades on? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh y'all on bullshit. That is funny, son. Yo, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Saturday Thing wait He got nah you ain't got her One time you might really need them damn and I Got something to say. I got like another thought after I don't trust y'all

But boy is this sketchy so I don't even know if I'm prepared to say that. Come on, though. The next, cause it's like, that's like, all right, pause your life, nigga. I really like that. But I mean, that's my only kind of valid arc. That's my second valid point in this conversation. I kind of gotta say it.

Okay, listen. They've judged me my whole career anyway. Yeah, so it's fine. How about this? They can't possibly take words of me. That's true, right? That is true. That's true.

Okay. This not that bad though. Respectfully. You don't know what I'm saying. This nigga has a freak ass Dennis Robin shirt on too about telling a story. Oh shit shirt on too about telling a story. Oh shit. I'm not telling no story.

All right, goodbye man. My next point though is respectfully, you aside. Okay. And I would never wonder or ask, but I don't know how anybody, I mean, shot get off. I don't know if everybody shoots from three. I don't know if the men in this room. I'm more of a post-up guy.

Finger rolls. I'm the leg of longs. I'm in the paint. Yeah, yeah. It depends on how I'm eating. I'm the leg of long. I'm in the pain. Yeah, yeah. 25 feet and back. It depend on how I'm eating. It depend on how I'm eating. I'm not Dave. OK, so all right.

So now it's all right. So I'm walking you all through it. Yeah, yeah. So the next step is y'all have been at a point where you just feel the shot. Just all this. It's just the, it's there. It's like the super soaking shit.

Ready to go. Yo. Listen, ready to go. Yo. Listen, I can start. Yeah, so just how I was, I'd be trying to sit up so I could see my, if it's the laptop or the phone, I'm sitting up. Prop up a little pillow. Yeah, it's like a little angle,

it's like a little angle that you do. This nigga's a freak, nigga. He's staring at me. So when the shots rang out in the club. You guys see what direction they coming from? Nah, that shit said like the DC sniper. Both eyes wide open. Boo-boo.

Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo. Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo. She was like that dinosaur in Jurassic Park. I was proud of that you special yeah I go lie you you the specialist you different bro I told you about give me a cup of this? This tastes a little bit like college. So then I felt like the top of my eyes will start swelling. I never did no shit like this before. You can't even look at yourself in the mirror for a couple of days after that.

Yo, dog, then my eye just was crying for the next 90 minutes. It was bad. Did you feel anything moving around in there? It was bad. Aw, come on moving around in there? It was bad. Come on. I have questions. I'm sorry.

Disrespectful little video girl. You're a disrespectful little lifetime actress video girl. I'm just trying to find the head. Come on, part. Y'all are disgusting. God damn. Well, they say it's really good for your skin. Yo, you know.

Yo, you know what? We gotta stop. She getting her shit off now. Yeah, she getting it. Mel's about to go crazy. Mel's trying to play? No. I'm not trying to roast this.

Tell me who's trying to play. I swear to god. I'm vulnerable, so I'm not picking up on them. You trying to play today? No, I'm just saying. That's crazy. This was an easy layup, I'm sorry. Okay.

Oh man. What you got for us? Look into my eyes and tell me. Right, set the shirt right. Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm just thinking of music. My bad, my bad.

Stop looking at me, bro. Lead us, lead us, lead us. Oh shit. And it's on, it's on. It's on the span. It's on the span. Oh shit. Oh shit.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh Yo, that is crazy I just ask a question? One, two, three, four, five. Has that happened? No. No, nigga. No, no, no. But that's what I mean. Y'all are probably like mid-range game scorers.

I'm lay up line. That's what I'm saying. I'm Steph Curry. Are you? What? Can we ask each other that? No, we shouldn't. We can, right?

It's amazing. But BSA. We shouldn't. But BSA. We shouldn't. No, if I got that CMOS in my system. I feel like it need to be said though, cause these chicks keep thinking that niggas that's 40, 41, 42, 44, 45, 46, then lost a step or two. I don't know what's going on outside.

I mean, I'ma be perfect. I do feel like it need to be said sometimes. No. I don't know what I am anymore. Yeah, that, no. I don't pull out. Let me tell you something. I got my youth back. Taking that Tomcat Ali.

And that's the what now? Honey pack. You get that motherfucking Seymour's in you. That nigga making everything honey nut Cheerios. Honey frosted flakes. Honey corn flakes. Oh, oh man. I finally seen one of them little honey packs.

I've never used one, and I don't think I would ever use one of those. You never used one? No, nigga, why would I ever? See, that's what I mean. Don't. That's what I'm saying. You piled up.

Where's my card? No, I'm saying. Where's my card? It's not in your bag. All right, I'm gonna get this nigga dead. Nah, that's what they, you said that. I should strike two with B-Buddy. Yo, bro, I guess you got your little list. Nah, that's what they... You said that! Yo, bro, I guess you got your little wish.

You were hoping to get your little... It's not we. I don't speak French. I've tried a honey pack. No, I'm talking about the pills. I've tried every pill... Shit, man, so don't exclude me. Identify with me. I wasn't trying to be funny.

Yo, stay out the comments, yo. Stay out the comments, bruh. Yo, oh, man. Oh, God, this is twisted. This shit was crazy. Yep. Bruh. Let me ask you a question, right?

I got a question, too. I got a question. So after you hit the first I, you ain't got it. You know what I mean? Cover up. I got a question. So after he hit the first eye, Yo. You ain't got, you know what I mean? Cover up. Yeah, like ball up. You ain't ball up. He just stood there and kept catching it.

Three aims. Yo, come on son. But like, you ain't just thinking. It wasn't like 9-11 nigga, one tower didn't fall. She's right. One tower didn't fall first, you bitch ass nigga. But like you ain't just it wasn't like 9-eleven nigga one tower Just be prepared when this goes viral. Just be prepared. Be prepared for what?

They gonna kill you. No, you be prepared. Why? When I call Erickson and Parks at 9.30 p.m. That ain't nothing, man. I ain't gotta be prepared about nothing. At 10.48? Y'all gonna wake up like,

damn, this story ain't got no traction on it. Damn, ain't nobody said nothing about the start. That's crazy. I'm gonna let it go. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Oh.

No. That is a flagrant start to a bar. That wasn't. That's insane. But that's maleful. We wasn't to start like that bullshit no we wasn't yes you were no we were I like the it's going. A book of raps for everybody. Boy. Boy.

I like it. I like it now. Yeah! It's not no such a bitchy I just need contemplation more No, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sister, man, it's just that I'm a girl who's gone for good I'm not the only one I wanna hold you, I never ever should have told you you're my only girl

I'm not the only one I've pulled through I my friends He said, I'm on my job, I like it How's everything going, ma? How you doin'? Hope everything's fine, I'm too damn calm Can I call you sometime? Can I get the teachers? Rest in peace, Mr. Singh I just so I can come visit I gave him the teacher That wasn't a problem

Cause if he caused any problems I would have to solve them Cause you're too is good damn good and if I didn't some other girl would in my mind I'm all the best to fix myself that twisted out of Niggas is outside full tank of gas, car washed and all that, smelling good and shit Niggas is outside with cologne on Niggas is at the pool with some wine coolers and shit lil' Becks Y'all mean might be beat season, niggas is at the pool with some wine coolers and shit Lil Bex Y'all mean might be beach season, niggas might pick a beach to go to

Niggas might be traveling out the country and all that Here it goes I'm the only one that holds ya Never ever shoulda told ya you were my only girl Never shoulda told ya I'm the only one that holds you I never ever should've told you Never should've told you Never should've told you Just think how I'm doing It's really not confusing

It's really not confusing It's really not confusing It's really not confusing It's really not confusing Nice day, y'all looking good. We're looking good. Glad to be here. Good, good to see everybody. Good to see y'all. It's really not confusing. Somebody getting ready for that Roots picnic, huh? Sure am. Hey! I didn't know that was this weekend.

I'm tight. Yeah, the first. I forgot it was this weekend. I don't know what. Well, you went to the fucking Avon Thurow concert and didn't tell nobody, so. I did. I did tell everybody.

A million people. Oh, it's back. Oh yeah, it's in. Oh yeah, it was in Jersey. It's in Jersey. It's in North. Three days in a row. Three days in a row. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My girl asked me if I wanted to go. You said no? They had a box situation.

They couldn't figure it out. But it was like 15 to the big box or some shit like that. But I was like, whatever. Sound like something to do. Yeah. Something to do. Could you tell your girl I'm going to that by myself? Never. I would try it but I don't think I could get it off. I don't... that one ain't even worth trying to me. Yeah that's not even worth trying. She might not know. I know speaking. She might not know. No no no.

She gonna find out real quick if she don't. Yo, my girl speaks Spanish and Portuguese. Oh no, it's your girl, no. Sit that one out. Yeah, yeah, tell. Yeah. Park's fuckin' ass. Kiss the girls and make them cry Baby cry, y'all Kiss the girls and make them cry Kiss the girls and make them cry Kiss the girls, girls, girls That is some freaky shit to do I guess.

Freakiest. I be thinking everybody out here is like me. I feel like a lot of men have had that happen to me once. I would think so. Yeah, at least once. Statistically? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You might be right, but the amount of men that would share it?

Zero. Almost zero. I don't care about that. They've judged me for... You're so brave. They've judged me for a lot less. You commend your bravery. I do.

Do y'all think that women know how to eat vagina better than men? Yes. I would think so. No. If they're into it, yeah. Because everybody's different. Yeah, but it's... So what one girl like, what she might like to herself, and then she trying to do it to another girl, the girl might not like that, so, nah.

Talk about effort. I hate it. I'm not hating at all. Oh, you want it out of me? I'm definitely not hating at all. You want an AJ? Oh, you want an AJ? I'm definitely not hating at all. No hate, Ice. How am I hating? This is going to be a good part of today. Tell me how I'm hating, though. I'm not hating.

Because your girl likes girls. This ain't got nothing to do with my girl. I'm just saying. But a girl that likes girls, if a girl go in there and get the y'all meaning, and now you got to go in there and get the y'all meaning, sometimes you're faced with the results. Yeah. But that could be the same thing with any girl. So, I'm just saying, if you're a girl that likes girls, if a girl go in there and get

the y'all meaning, and now you got to go in there and get the y'all meanin', and now you gotta go in there and get the y'all meanin', sometimes you're faced with the results. Yeah, but that could be the same thing with any. So if the nigga come in there like, nah, everybody different, I know you for years, I've been with you for years, so I know I ain't that shit better than you.

Oh, no. That's hate. You read that wrong, that's not what I was saying. All right, then go ahead. I'm saying is a girl might know what she likes to herself. True. And think that's what the next girl might like. So now you're in doing that, that might not be what get her there.

So that don't necessarily mean. You'll start there though. Of course. So I'm saying anybody. If we're talking about pros, like someone that does this shit. They're not doing it that way. They know pussies better than us.

Or even if they start there. And they got the soft ass problems. They'll make an adjustment quicker. Of course. Do you think a woman has a better chance of finding out what that woman likes quicker than a man? Yeah. Or do you think that a woman might

know another woman's anatomy a little bit better than men do? Let's keep biological. Drop the anatomy on the juice, big man. I mean, we have the same thing. Of course. You got to say 1,000%. Tell them. Of course. You got the same thing. Tell them. What y'all got to say to that?

Once of all, the woman is talking. Point it out. I know all that shit. I know all that shit. What episode is this? Oh, wait. 7-20. No, wait.

Let me finish being vulgar. Oh, please. So most of y'all say yes. Yes. Yes. Don't act the other way around. Yeah, I'm about to crack you with this. Don't do it. Tell me. Don Yes. Yes. Don't ask the other way around. Yeah, I'm about to crack you with this. Tell me.

Tell me. Don't do it. I'm gonna start your shit. We'll jump you. Don't do it. Word up. Whatever. We'll jump you in here.

That's where you're going, you'll get jumped. No, somebody asked me that shit. No, you should have smacked him. No, I'm not. No, no, I'm violent. No, I'm violent. A man asked you that? Huh?

A man asked you that? No? A man asked you that? No, a woman asked me, Oh, all right. if a guy could do that to himself, do I think that they would? And I said, I don't know. I've never even thought, had that thought. Wait, if a guy could do it to himself?

If y'all could suck your own dick, would you do it? Oh my God, be a lady, why don't you? So a girl asked me that and I never, I'm like, that nigga ain't never thought about no shit like this. And then she said, well, if you could, would you? And I'm saying, I can't say that. The nigga Ron Jeremy used to do that. That's what he said.

That is what he said. The nigga Ron Jeremy used to do that. I'm not sucking on your dick. Yeah, I'm cool. You wouldn't suck your own dick? No, what the fuck, I'm not gay. Does that make you gay? Does that make you gay though? It's gay. That's what I, that's. Does that make you gay? Does that make you gay though?

It's yours. That's just advanced masturbation. Sucking a dick makes you gay. I was, come on, it's not gay. Sucking a dick is sucking a dick. A dick is a dick is a dick. But it's yours. It's still a dick.

I didn't know. You'll put your fingers in your mouth, you'll, you know. No, I don't want to know where anybody sits. So pod. That's crazy. X-rated pod. The horny pod, let's go. This is crazy.

Off the rift, no. Y'all bugging the fuck out of me. I didn't say nothing, but don't say. I'm gonna go ahead and say I might. Sorry. Sorry. Cricky ass nigga here is 69 guy. Cricky ass nigga here is 69 guy. It's my shit. And he's 69. You're 69 yourself?

You are tall. He just drew an ass. I don't care. I don't care. But nobody would know. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I talking about yourself. I don't care. I don't care. Because nobody would know. Yeah. You would just be in your room alone doing it and nobody would know that. What if that turned out to be your shit though?

Like, oh this shit I didn't do. Girl move, let me show you. Yo. y'all need to be arrested. Could you imagine your wife walking in and catching you wopping your ass off? That's nasty. Yeah, but I feel like if you knew that you could do it right and you say that you're a dry spell

or something like that you're like fuck it how did you know how did you find that out that mean you had to give it a shot that's true that mean that your brain had to decide to give it a shot you know accidentally fun accidentally find it. Oh shit. You got one of them huge ass shits. Yo, we gotta switch this. This is crazy. But anyway, anyway, her point was, and then we can get off of this, her point was she followed that with

do you believe that women are not even pussy better than men? And I said yeah. And she said, so wouldn't you think that the same would be true for guys? I said, all right, give me the fuck out of you. I'm not doing it for you. I'm not doing it for you. Tap out, check please.

Tap out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool. I'm not doing this for you. I'm not doing this for you. Tap out, check please. Tap out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool. Tap out. That's why girls gotta get jobs. Because they got time. They just come up and sit around and do bullshit.

What? And they fucking make. Girls will not get jobs. God damn it. All right. All right. Oh, what episode? Episode 29. Welcome to episode 729. Can't find a little song, can you? I didn't know whatever.

Did I intro this? Did I not? Welcome to 729 of the Joe Button podcast brought to you by PrizePix. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favorite host, Joe Button here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Big Mel is here. Ian's here. Isha's here. Ice is here. Park's here, Poe's here,

Corey's here, Erickson's here, Keeba's here, Ian is here, Flip is exercising his contractual rights. He got in that pot of their month and said, fuck it. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, pot of their month. Make some noise. Make some noise. I don't know what you should make noise for if he's not here.

Are we still considering? Yeah, I'd rather celebrate him in person. You pour out some Henny for the homies that ain't here. That's true. I didn't pour, but so much. No, no, just a little. Bad ass niggas couldn't afford Henny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That expensive. Yeah. That nigga was stingy anyway. Get a little bit of Henny. Salt bae that Henny. Get a little bit of Henny. For the homies. Welcome, welcome. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? I'm just gonna be like, salt bait that Hitty. Get a little bit of Hitty for the homies.

Welcome, welcome. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? I know another 30 minute intro. We'll get better at that in the near future, hopefully. What's up? What's poppin'? It's good, man.

Feeling good, feeling good. Same, same, same. Feeling good. Feeling great. Life good, family good, everybody good. Don't start with me today. I got to. You started with me.

You started with me, so why don't you do the bag? I love volleyball. Mm-hmm life good family good everybody good don't start with me today. I got you started with me Start with me. So what I shoot a bag. I love volleyball We want to start Where do you want to start music? No, no No, not at all. It's Friday. The Sun is out Niggas got they bright colors on niggas gonna picnics this weekend is out niggas got they bright colors on niggas going to picnics this weekend we outside cars is clean nice weather we talk my house is clean shit is clean

yeah no bills I ain't fall for that little fishing scam you tax niggas keep mailing to my mom fuck out here nigga you get that don't they keep trying me get that? No, they keep trying me. No, that shit look official. We was calling the IRS. Yeah. Call. I talked to him. Let me tell you how stupid I am. I'm in the, I get a call from, you know, spam, they done sold our information.

So I get a call, I'm waiting on some shit. I done bought mattresses and shit. So I get a call, it look funny, I answer it. Here goes some lawyer nigga in fucking Wichita talking about, hey, I see you got a claim for $90,000. I'm like, yes. Bye. Banged it on him.

I'm like, that has to be like impossible. I just cop some shit. What the fuck you do? I don't know what you talking about. Not yet. It might ain't hit yet. Well then I had that thought. But the bank, let me tell you that the banks today, if you're trying to cop something,

they not playing with nothing. It's tough. So, maybe it didn't hit yet. You're right. Then that shit said like Hudson County. They just threw a bunch of shit in there. Anyway, long story, it's long. Now, I'm the last nigga that can owe some shit.

And I pay all year. I pay all year. Okay. Motherfuckers. I don't. So you thought. You thought they might have. You thought they might have. So they goters. I don't. So you thought, you thought they might have.

You thought they might have. You thought they might have. You thought they got you. You thought they got you. You thought they might have. Might be right. Might be right. Yeah.

Might be right. But that shit, dude. Had to talk to him. I didn't see nothing. What happened? The dude looked at the picture though. You need a dress? Oh yeah, I'll give it to you.

Yeah, send that thing out. I ain't see nothing. It stopped. Scared of him. You would not handle that like that. No, you would not. I don't send that thing out, I ain't see nothing. It stops. Scared him. You would not handle that like that. No, you would not. I don't believe him either. He frontin' for the fuck.

I believe that nigga. 100% bro. Y'all got Hitchfucked up. I got a rest notice. That shit, if you don't handle it, it's gonna make other areas of your life unmanageable. You know I'm a procrastinator. Hey dog, you know niggas have been doing that forever.

Not handling it until it's in front of you. You too nigga. You got no choice. Me too what? Nigga, I licensed with it. You used to be motherfucking Carl Lewis. I know, I'm arguing on the side of change. I know.

And being an adult. Cause you got some change. I know. I know. I'm just kidding. Fuck you talking about nigga. I don't know what I'm saying. Fuck you talking about nigga. I don't know what I'm saying. No, don't do that. I had to get the tax shit together before the change came.

I did all the little yearly layaway. Hey dog, them niggas caught me one time. I think I might have owed them initially maybe like 8 grand. When I had to pay them niggas dog I think that she was like 31 grand Nigga, I would they caught it was catching me on shit 15 years old talking about the interest. Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, I think I owe them literally like initially. I think it was like 70 something hundred when I paid them niggas It was 31 bands. That's the problem with learning shit in real time. Imagine my surprise finding out that they gonna freeze your account

You couldn't like negotiate that down. Yeah, you could have but I had a closing I was arguing with the gym niggas. Gonna give y'all y'all $735 suck my dick. Them gym niggas. Y'all always the gym. The gym. The gym. That's my phobia signing up to a gym. Them niggas.

You ain't getting out. You gotta read that fine print. Blood in, blood out. That gym contract is like a fucking. Cartel. Yeah that shit is like the Epstein Island contract. You a bad boy. You're in that motherfucker.

Oh shit. My bad. This nigga says like bad boy. You hear him man? You better off signing off this. Well, I just said the Epstein Island contract. I ain't know better than what he, what he doing. I ain't hear that one.

I ain't hear that one. That was fucked up. I ain't know better. Yeah, yeah, you fucked up. I met one time, got mad and went up there to the gym. Or what, one of them gyms. So I'm here, I'm canceling went up there to the gym or what one of them And I was early in the contract too. I did like four months.

Sir, love's gonna get you. They talk about this is a two, three year contract. Yo, Bally's had a... I was about to say Bally's. When I was in college, this nigga half of Morgan State worked at Bally's and they go on collections. Them niggas had you in a three year, 360 deal.

Fuckers. And you wasn't getting out. Nope. And you're not, this is before I was sending contracts to attorneys. You don't think to send a Bally's contract to the attorney. No you don't.

Fucking the gym. I should have hit you a credit report like what? Should be on your shit, Experian, Equifax, Trans Union, Equifax, all of you, Equifax, all of you. What? Them niggas don't play, son. Fucking Jim. IRS is the worst off.

Them niggas is the worst. Them niggas trying to scam me out of fucking 90 grand. Talk my dick. You told them that? In not so many words, I'm sure. I'm not talking about the real IRS. I'm talking about the fakes. I'm talking about the scam of fishing niggas.

You tell Earth that. Them niggas go at it, and I'm talking about the scam efficient niggas. You tell Earth that them niggas go out and nothing. Listen I pay Earth all year round. Earth coming for this. Ain't no way to get away from that. I can't wait till they scoop up some of y'all PPP niggas out there. No they been getting some. They been getting them. They need to come do another another spin around. Yeah, they was coming for me chill Some of y'all need to get off the street. No, I was legit with my which are you know, I was legit Gucci line ain't been long Gucci and a Russian people since Oh, sure did. It's been empty as hell. I'm in there every day. Hey, Carla. I ain't heard no little bells on top of the bottoms no more. You ain't got weight by the front door.

Nothing. You ain't got nothing. Sure, it was more all of the high-end shit. Chanel, Maze, Gucci, all of them stores had a long ass line to get in during the pandemic. I'm like, the bandemic. I'm hustling wrong. With the ropes outside, like if it was a VIP club. It was. That shit was nuts. I'm doing something wrong. That's crazy. Now, you ain't didling wrong. With the ropes outside, like if it was a VIP club. It was. As it was nuts.

I'm doing something wrong. That's crazy. Now you ain't did nothing wrong. This nigga's winning. Lot of niggas selling them pieces off right now. You stop your little Pilate videos, what happened? Hmm? Oh shit.

I got other stuff going on right now. Uh oh. Uh oh. I got house stuff happening. Oh. Busy. I got house stuff. Expand, Busy. I got house stuff. Expand, I don't understand.

Huh? I'm a homeowner now, so it comes with certain responsibilities and headaches. I'm clapping it up for you, being a homeowner. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So, yeah. Oh, she want to kick that nigga back in.

Did you hire an interior decorator? Hey, hold on, that's against the law now. What? You can't kick that nigga back in. Did you hire an interior decorator? Hey, hold on, that's against the law now. What? You can't kick your tenant back in. No, no, no, no, no, my tenants are great. My tenants are, no, it's not my tenants. You start talking about, it comes with headaches, I don't know.

No, no, no, no, that's not the headache. Actually, I have great tenants. It's nothing to do with that. It has to do with just like all the inspections and just being up to code for this and the money. It is a lot. It's a lot. Insurance and all the things.

Yeah. Sounds like good problems. No, it's first world problems. No complaints whatsoever. Get the gap insurance. Shut up. Just in case what? Just in case you totaled the house out.

Nah, shit. You going to total the house out? Cash can't take care of you. Just in case you totaled the house out. Nah, shit. You gonna total the house out? Cash can't take care of it. I showed up on motherfucking closing day, they just talking about some more cash. Let me just give you this rundown of the remaining balance.

Oh shit. And they showed me everything. Line for line. They showed me what homeboy was paying, what I was paying, everything. I said, nigga, what? It cost me a monster. And Keith kept going. That nigga started licking dirty page.

He started licking the page. You're running out of thumbs, my nigga. Don't lick one more time and steal your hands. He turned the page. That shit ain't had up yet. I think that you said it was gonna be 60,000 for this. Oh yeah, and the realtor fee, you're gonna get a 75,000.

Oh yeah, this is just a standard 90,000 here. And the 7,000 here, fight nigga, when is it end? You know, we recorded this for you, so it's a recording fee and then it's, yeah, yeah. Give me a copy of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna send this to you email, don't worry. You'll have copies of this.

Wait, oh shit. Yo, am I allowed to say any of this stuff? Yeah. Yes. All right, yeah. We're going to send this to your email. Don't worry. You'll have copies. Wait. Oh, shit. Yo, am I allowed to say it in this stuff? Yeah. All right, good. So listen. So they do that. And now it's just a little waiting process a little bit because you send it wherever

you got to send it. So they're talking while I'm sitting there. It's my lawyer, the title person, his son, whatever's going on, all white. They're having a blast. Not true. Not me what? Go ahead, keep going. I don't feel like it today.

Go ahead, you got it. You think Joe Budden is responsible for all these people being white? Wait, that's gonna be a deep talk. You're responsible for the people being white. That's gonna be a deep talk. Okay, okay, nah, nah, nah, what else you want? So they're having a talk.

Yeah, Billy. It's been a while since we closed one of these. And nobody but them. Oh shit. Shit's been a drag. Man. Oh, yadda. That must have been. Must have been. Yadda.

Yeah, since the interest was spiking. Yeah, nobody selling because of that 4% that they're trying to hold on. And their grandfather. You must have caught a yummy. I want to get my lawyer fly with them niggas. Hey Sammy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.. A lawyer. Oh, man. Imagine I was having a lawyer.

This shit is designed to see us fail. Then I bumped into one of them little TikTok pages the other day that wanted to tell me the population of black people everywhere in the world. So, right, it just said America, some low shit. This nigga said, over here, Europe. They just started it, then they said globally, 13%. I was like, wait, is that like 13% us globally?

Globally? Nah. That's what the TikTok thing said. Really? She looked that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If that's true. That's not true.

That can't be true. It's about understanding racism. Could be. Joe, hey, dog. Wait, wait. If the shoe was on the other foot. Your foot would be in somebody's ass. If we was 87% deep. Oh yeah, well.

And we seen niggas trying to get together. We would have stopped at that. I'm off. I had new music then. together and we would we would put a stop to that. I'm off. I ain't no music then. Yeah, thank you. Try to look up the stats. I'm trying to. It's impossible.

I'm trying to. I know we 30 percent of America. Yeah. But not globally. Africa, Brazil. Low number, right? No, hell no. Yes.

Yes. No, no. No, it no. Yes. Yes, no, no. No, it is a low number. Brazil is less than. All the numbers is low. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 20. I think that's based on. They all low.

Everyone y'all pull up is about to be low according to the TikTok nigga. The US is 14.4%. Look at the bullshit I got y'all looking up. Word, word. Yo, we supposed to be, this is a big broadcast. Damn. Okay. Yeah.

It's okay. Don't get melancholy. Yeah, it's okay, y'all. Come on back. Come on back. We're here. We're here. Come on back.

Where y'all want to start? I've been flagering for what, 40 minutes now? Yeah, about that. Yeah, come on. Take it away. It's your world. Oh, man. Oh, you want to go into the Rolling Stone?

Or you want to... I mean, we can start there. It's a big story. Yeah, two big stories this week was Rolling Stones and Trump being found guilty on all 34 charges. So those are the two big ones. So what happened on Rolling Stone? You might as well unplug this. I'll tell you.

I'm going to tell you that right now. And I read every word of that Rolling Stone article. It was wrong. Rolling Stone article scared you up? Yeah. No, they scared me up. So yeah, I'll take it away. Fuck that.

All right, so give us some now. Okay, so Rolling Stones released an article on Tuesday, I believe. So like Tuesday night around like 11 o'clock and it was a lengthy article that just basically goes into the history of Diddy, like lengthy history. Sean Combs. Sean Combs goes back to his Howard University days and you know one of the takeaways, one

of the main takeaways is his propensity for violence, and specifically violence towards women is just kind of peppered throughout the story. And another takeaway is just like what we discussed on the pod last week was just how people lived in fear of retribution, fear of getting fired, just basically fear of just being around him, enabling his behavior, enforcing his behavior and just how fame and being power hungry just kind of fueled

his worst characteristics and attributes. Yeah, so that's basically it and it's just very detailed. They asked 300 people to participate in the article. They got over 50 people to participate in it. Some people wanted to remain anonymous. Other people were like, you can use my motherfucking name. I said it. I stand on it. And then it goes into details about all of the current cases that are pending right now. Talks a now, talks a lot about Cassie, obviously. But it paints a really cohesive, vivid picture of Puff. And it's really complex because as we discussed earlier, we have the memories of this person who elevated himself to an icon in this industry. And we discussed, are

we still going to continue to listen to his music But then it's undeniable to see all of the things that he was accused of. I mean like it's literally it's like Everything seems to be true every single rumor that we had heard and even if they are not true It's plausible now it make you be 90-10. Yeah. Yes before before it seemed like people just OD and I'm like I did just added some shit just for the sake of just being salacious. But now it's like, oh, hold up. Some of this shit, it's a pattern to your movement and there could be some fact. We've heard the stories about things that's happened in the past with Biggie's Cakes, Pac and Sean and all this other shit. And then when you start hearing people finally feel able

to talk, you're like, oh, wait a minute, this nigga really might be Big Red. The Biggie thing was really just where my jaw was kind of like on the floor because it alleges that Biggie was on his way out the door, that he wanted to leave Bad Boy Records and they were actually in a fight over his publishing. So they were really on the outs with each other at the time of his death. And so there's a lot of insinuations about Puff's, you know, participation, you know, in his passing.

And then we all know what happens when Big dies. That's when Puff's star as an artist rises to the stratosphere. There was a story about Kirk Barrow's suggesting, you know what, we should make Biggie the cover of the Rolling Stones cover around that time when No Way Out was coming out and Puff was very adamant, like no, like nigga, this my moment.

My album's coming out in July. My album's coming out in July, so. She's already gone, yeah. I wanted to ask y'all what y'all thought about that part. I think it's good business if you're trying to propel yourself to be the number one person on your label. I think it's fucked up when you just, a big part of why people are going to support this project is because you may have passed.

The first thing that I thought of when I read that part was, was it the VMA stage where he was in all white and it was, it's the song with Faith, I'll Be Missing You and he's just dancing around the stage. That was exactly what popped into my head at that moment. I was just like, he completely capitalized off of his death. Like it's crazy. And he's spinning, he's controlling the narrative about their relationship, knowing full well that it wasn't what everybody naturally like thought that it was.

I don't like that because he ain't the only one that did that one. The Locks put out, We'll Always Love Big Papa, right after that. It's a tribute song at the time. You got his wife on a record, you would sign to my label. So it is still putting a tribute out to,

even if we were on the outs, you're not here anymore, I can honor you still. You know, we saw when Eazy passed, how certain members of NWA still showed him love and they weren't necessarily in the right space when he passed. It's like sometimes a deaf can make you just realize that. Yeah, but how much does the locks gain

in just making a tribute song in comparison to the nigga who owns your pub and a nigga who And profiting off of your death directly off of your death I don't feel so much about the performance the the the cover is to me is ugly Because if you really love this person in a manner that you say you love them You would sacrifice you being on a cover for them in their tribute from Rolling Stone Especially back in the, what was it, 97, 98? 97. 97, right? Like, Rolling Stone wasn't the most

accepting of us, you know what I'm saying? So to put this big rapper on the cover of the Rolling Stone magazine in the 90s- It was a big deal. Is a big deal. So instead of me letting my man that just passed away be on the cover, I'm going to take the cover instead. To me, that's kind of fucked up. The point that you, Megan, is why I don't necessarily agree with what Ice is saying, because we have hindsight now. I'm saying in the moment.

Well, in the moment, nobody sees anything wrong. And nobody questioned it. Everybody thought, everybody looked at it as like an altruistic moment where he's mourning with us. But in hindsight. Nah, nah. I always thought that things were too quiet on the matter. I always thought that.

I always thought that when Biggie Daughter was selling some t-shirts or some shit one time What else happened to wear and you just never really saw enough of Biggie's mom and Puff if y'all as tight as y'all say and then I was young as I got older I started to hear the rumors of Biggie wanting to leave I remember hearing them before that boy pock said that though. I don't remember him saying pock said big wanted to leave Puff was bullshitting. He tried to get him a deal on in the school Pops said he tried to he took he tried to get a deal on in the school

Can I go in hindsight? If all of this is going on behind the scenes while Simon while you're simultaneously trying to build a Solo music career as someone that's never been an artist, a solo artist, yeah, you have to look at it all with kind of like a skewed eye. And listen, my skewed eye reading that started long before Biggie even entered the picture.

I loved him, he brought that up. But what he did when he got to fuckin' uptown around Heavy D and all them niggas, the way he was showin' his ass around these music professionals that was runnin' shit at the time, for those people to say, hey, get this nigga the fuck outta here.

And for Andre Harrell, who I know, that's my man, rest in peace, Andre Harrell. Rest in peace. For him to not even have a say enough to hold it down, it must've been bullshit going on. That's true. Now, from that, and I'm just imagining there's a lot of bullshit going on in 90, 91, 92, but from that, Puff puts out what's the 411.

Yep. So like, damn, what a, what a, what a bounce back. What a, one of the best albums ever you bounce back with. So right there you see the beginning of the dilemma of, oh shit, this nigga's rambunctious, running around doing fuck shit. How do we put a stop to it? Get him out of this building.

But, oh fuck, here's of this building? But, too. Oh, fuck here's amazing. But he delivered. Yeah. But what's the 411 comes? Jodeci comes. Fuck, now shit is coming. The next part of that is where my brain get to working

because it was that moment where he got that big money from Clive. Arista. The maniac that they paint him to be, like the maniacal mission that he was on, getting ousted, producing these great albums, and now landing over here with Clive. Well, the Stax documentary, did you finish it?

No, not yet. Clive had some shit with him too. Yeah, okay. You can finish. It's public fodder, watch the doc. Yeah. But I was connecting things, is my point. I ain't saying it.

But yeah, so I'm like, damn, this is making a lot more sense if I'm just going back to 91, moving forward, right? Yeah, piggybacking off what you said about Puff and- Miss Wallace. Yeah, Miss Wallace not really having any real meaningful kind of relationship afterwards. She's in the article and she's quoted as saying,

"'I hope I see Sean Combs one day and the only thing I want to do is slap the daylights out of him and you can quote me on that. So that's loud. That is loud. Yeah, matters. You know, she's still ain't telling us. No, she don't have to. She's telling us.

And what she's telling us is, he know. But even that, I haven't been done right. That's what that's saying. I haven't been done right. My son hasn't been done right. Or maybe my son's kids haven't been done right. You get what I'm saying? Like you said, his daughter was selling t-shirts.

She said more in that article, and I didn't get that from that. She said more in the article where she almost, I think almost said where they they had a decent relationship at some point. I took the I want to slap this shit out of him like over the Cassie shit. Oh well was a mom. Yeah yeah like as a mom like I want to slap the shit out of you because you know better type shit. I took that as that. I didn't take it as I want to slap the shot because of how you did. Yo there's only a few people that I really want to hear from that I feel can really give us what big perception was of Puff at that time. And that's the people that was closest to him that I feel he might have confided in

or even shared some of that frustration with. It might be Cease and it might be... Safe. Maybe... Is it D-Wyatt? What's his name? D-Gotta. AndR? What's his name? D-Garder. And those people.

Those people. The people that we know to be close to him in that way. Those are the people that I really want to get a conversation from. If they're not going to talk, then I just don't want to really assume where Big stood with Puff, because they seem to be thick as thieves. That could all be industry shit. But at the end of the day, I've never heard those people, and those people still stood close to Puff.

All of them. They all did. But did they stand close to Puff out of necessity? You get what I'm saying? Like sometimes we gotta do, I said this before, like if somebody's feeding you, you can't necessarily go against them,

especially publicly if they feeding in you because now you run the risk of starvation. You get what I'm saying? So. But that's why I could appreciate if they decide to want to go in and speak because I feel like if they do speak at this point, they feel like, okay, there's no necessity here. He can't hurt me no more.

Even though it's whacked after, but there's no necessity. He can't hurt me. He can't stop me. Now we at a point where you know what? The world needs to know the real side of what Big was feeling so unless it come from them I don't really want to assume or care about what anybody's gonna say. I think some of that is a crock of shit though that people just say. Right like this industry keeps secrets. Yeah it's built on a code of silence. This entire

industry yeah I totally agree with that right so I'm listening and Yeah Absolutely, right people were silent and so forth and so on however Shit by 97 puff was where culture was happening. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What? That's an understatement that's an understatement it was on the same so Yeah His understatement. His understatement. So, yeah, niggas is being quiet. Shh. Yeah. Shh. Yeah.

Like hip hop is not where hip hop is today if there's no Sean Combs. And I don't want to say like I'm defending him. I just did this shit. No, it's a fact. No, it's not. You're not. I'm certainly not trying to. Yeah. So, but if you spearhead the culture, people are seeing a different type of success, a

different type of notoriety. Like, hip hop was a genre down here. Puffing them and their success and their loud, lavish lifestyles and all of that shit is what kind of catapulted hip hop to a mainstream art form. And play the part. And niggas wasn't seeing money. Niggas wasn't seeing, yeah yo.

Get money like that. Yeah yo. Like seriously. Those stories of him at college throwing the parties, pardon me, getting violent, getting physical, in public, they painted a wild, wild pic. They did. They really did. And a lot of those, like when you spoke about

his maniacal mission and that beta, they kind of run hand in hand. You know what I'm saying? A lot of them niggas be having a different type of focus and a different type of drive. And it goes borderline. Hand in hand. Teeters the line of insanity.

Well, I mean, like it's. And it normally comes with drugs. Yeah, but it's also like, it's also full blown narcissism. I mean, and at the root of narcissism is deep insecurity, which is, you know, a lot of people from his past, that is their collective, you know, impression of him is that he was wildly insecure, but he was also like just driven and, and thirsty for fame and wealth wasn't even it. It was, it was just, it was the fame.

I'm going to show y'all. I'm going to show you. That right there is why. In 2025, I want narcissism to go away. And I can't say that here because it's absolutely applicable here. When is use correct? It's reminded me of how wrong it be used.

Most people use it. We use it. This is what it matter. It makes sense right here. Hey, this nigga is bugging. But I know a lot of people, we know some people we've had as guests. Like yo, dog, you might've been the corny nerd growing up

and your whole drive is, I'ma show y'all. I'ma show y'all, I'ma show y'all. So that nigga was driving from New York to DC. DC to New York. In a rabbit, a Volkswagen rabbit, my nigga. Like was really interning while I'm in college, three states away. Like, that's a different type of motivation and a different type of drive that most people don't possess.

Yeah, put nine people in a two-door Santa. Not three times a week. You get what I'm saying? Like, yo, dawg, that shit is something different for a whole semester. Yeah, but still applaud that. I'm not just sad or bummed, bro. But you get what I'm saying, like yo, Doug,

that just speaks to his motivation and his drive to show y'all niggas. For sure. And you can see it, the fame piece still is evident today. With the apology video. Bro, with anything, he has to be the forefront of, it's a lot of CEOs and music execs that prefer to play the forefront and get the money. He gotta be in front of that camera.

Take that, take that. Like yo, is nobody gonna be bigger than him. Check your own video, you always be number two. Yeah, like so I just think that is evident. Some of the same shit. Well, it was a lengthy piece. It was a very good read, so if you're interested, Rolling Stones wrote a dope piece on it. You should good read. So if you're interested rolling stones

Wrote a dope piece on it. You should read it. Oh crazy part They've been they've been working on that piece for a minute. You think six months So this is even before everything can it's extremely well written you get him saying like they Should have been bubbling journalism. Yeah Journalism. Yeah, real journalism. This is in the blog, real journalism. Is this the 50 doc real? Yeah. That's a real thing.

Sold to Netflix. Sold to Netflix, they sold it to Netflix. Oh shit, I thought he was trolling that. No. He sold it to Netflix, but I ain't know how real. And then my TV was on TMZ by mistake the other day, so Harvey was on there. Yeah.

It landed there when he was distracted by. Y'all don't think I'll be home watching TMZ. Tell me, we gonna have a power out for this. Y'all think I'll be home watching TMZ? I think you do be knowing shit. I think you might hit the channels and you see it pop up and sit there for the time being. I wouldn't be mad at you.

I ain't watching TMZ. You're just like taking the temperature. I wouldn't be mad if you sit there watching TMZ. You know what you told me one time? What? The second you leave here, your job is to consume as much information as possible for the next three days. Yeah, but I don't go to TMZ for nothing. Not even for funny shit?

It's an information source. I don't go to TMZ for nothing but a death. Okay. Really? Because if they got it, it's real. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. I go to TMZ to see who died. If they don't tell me it happened, I don't even believe a shit.

Other than that, them niggas running up on people at the airports and in the streets of New York. I don't care, nothing about that or what Harvey got to say. I believe some of what Van Lathan had to say about his exit and how they feel while black people have been there for a long time. I just said it all. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I'm gonna go there. It came on after one of the little thingamajiggies I be watching. And Harvey was like, yeah, we have our Puff Doc on Tubi. And I learned that because 50 said, hey, my shit on Netflix, you TMZ niggas have to go to Tubi.

So I just thought that was funny as well. Yeah, that's funny. I don't think this Puff shit is done. Not even close. I still don't think it's done. Not even close. They are making, they. That's crazy.

They were just saying that the grand jury is listening to and reviewing evidence to possibly indict now. Like they not playing? Yeah, the DOJs. Yeah, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Real talk. It's a lot, yeah.

It's a lot. He pissed off someone. Oh, if Mike, I could paint a nice picture. Shit. Do you think he has like, so let's, you know, fast forward, trial happens, do you think he has Nino Brown moment? He better.

He can't. What you mean can't? Can't. If we have an ad talk, they powerful people y'all talking about. Oh, so you think, I ain't gonna so you think I ain't gonna say it. I'm gonna say that you do.

None you could do. Yeah. I eat that. I wonder if I wonder if that comes with jail. I because all of these are civil suits. No, it's not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the other day was saying that they got video footage, that the feds have video footage of- The freak-offs? No, of a male sex worker being abused and held against his will, or something of that nature. Yeah, I saw that.

But they did say they also, with a lot of those tapes, a lot of the people that they know on the tapes, they're reaching out to get testimony from as well. This one's gonna crack it open. Mm-hmm. Because he's never gonna start telling. Because now, because again, all that NDA shit, once you're subpoenaed, it supersedes the NDA. So yeah, you couldn't say nothing before, but when they call your ass in here, in this office,

and start talking. See, all the time you be judging us for watching our murder mysteries. These niggas didn't watch enough. It ain't a murder mystery in the world where the guy that keeps the keepsake gets away Yeah, although That's what always that's everything That's not so that speaks to the sickness of the person that's a nurse

It's the fact that you keep he said he would tease her like he would tease shorty and show the tapes or let her listen to the tapes. Keeping those are more important than thinking about getting caught. Living a life not being able to have that. If I'm this powerful and I've been getting away with it, getting caught ain't even in my mind. It's not in your brain. Anytime something happened, I've had the ability to pay and make it go away and do this and it's gone. There is no getting caught. I'm never thinking about getting caught. So yeah, now I'm in bed with the same niggas that, like Jo just said, that are some of the most powerful people in the world.

They're always going to get me out of it because they serve their better interests. One team. Yeah. Yeah, Puff is fucked. Same thing? Translate right across to Donald Trump? True. It hits me really when I see like they said, they reported that

he wasn't he wasn't going to attend his daughter's graduation because of obvious. I mean you shouldn't. Of course you shouldn't but. That's fucked up. Shit if I was her I wouldn't want to go. To your graduation? Yeah the scrutiny that she's going gonna get just by being his daughter. Sad. Okay, I you wearing a Roots picnic?

Oh, I'm going to go completely bohemian. So Mel, what you wearing a Roots picnic? So I'm going to like. This nigga's face is like. For one day I have like a little short leg. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this.

I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this.

I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go like this. I'm going to go? So, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna- This nigga's face was like- I have, for one day I have like a little short like black dress and it's got like um, I don't know it's like- Flowy little- Flowy little black dress in the-

Get ready to describe it. Yeah, I'm gonna wear these aspergeras. Look at you, ready to, right there. And then on the other day- Oh the flowy one that I saw. Yeah, get off my dick baby. Ready right there I'm gonna wear like a white little bralette and a low slung white skirt and like a belt and some Flip-flops and the sneakers. I'm not wearing the sneakers

It's open toads. Okay, it's gonna be grass Barefoot out there. I am going to be barefoot at some point. You're not on her feet. You're not going to be barefoot. Are you going to be taking a blanket and shit? Probably. Are you going both days? I'm going both days, yeah. Are you going to stay out there or are you going to go back home?

No, I'm staying. Hey, come on now. What are you talking about? Philly, I'm in the house. You're bouncing from stage to stage? Wait, hold up. Imani's asking her questions after she said she's staying out there. No, I'm saying are you going by yourself?

Why? Why does that matter? Why does that have to do with anything? I with anything money y'all gotta stop using work to get your shit off No, okay, okay. No, I'm going for ice picks. Never mind Yeah, I get a little feel good break dirt apart we started heavy I'm gonna make it happen Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there Wait a minute Waiting on that sunshine but I think I need that back Can't do it like that, no one else gonna get it like that So what are you, you yeah

Would you take me back Who cares when it feels like crack But you know that you me back All right, what we get to know get back to part The faggot song right? Huh? This is a faggot song, right? Yeah, I'd like to say to him. Just got a doctorate from Lee Lee McAuliffe. Oh, yeah Alright go bad joke Just got a doctorate from Lehman College out here. No, I'm grass. Salute to Fat Joe. Alright, go Fat Joe. Niggas know when niggas get their doctorates and shit. It's the wrong sledgehammer, you gotta know. What you're planning to do You're so, so, so bad Down, down, down, down Down, down, down, down

Also just on some creepy shit Like I'll Be Sure writing Forever My Lady about Kim Porter Mm-hmm Oh, oh, mm-hmm And then just everything to follow Oh my god, this shit is

Mm-hmm Mm-hmm And then just everything to follow. Oh my god, this shit is... Messy. This shit's deeper than the pussy of a bitch's feet. He's been wanting to say that for a long time, I gather. Just this. Or did you just come up with that right now? Or... My rapper brain killed me. It's a rap lyric.

It's a lyric. Oh. Oh shit. Oh, shit. You up there? She is the whitest girl. I'm so glad that we went out to DC, because now, the very first time that I heard the song, Ha, by Juvi now. I hate you.

Like, she is the white What is out here cosplaying this culture She black you know, that was right, right Ish? Who you talking to? You. Because you said your rapper brain as if he came up with a bar. No. I was just asking if you thought that song was for them.

Okay fam, I just was making sure. Even though I do believe that they're one and the same, but they're not that one and the same. Who you talking to? I'm just making sure. Who you talking about? You and Mel. Mel and I are one and the same?

I think you have a lot of similarities. Ish going to fuck you up. Ready to shoot, but that's what's wrong with him. Why he take that as I'm saying something bad. You can't explain what you mean? Do I have to? No, no, no. Do you think I'm trying to say something bad?

It's all right. Oh shit. He is not like that. Yeah, he on your ass. He is not like that. Yeah, he on your ass. Nah, I like that. I think Ish is more culturally aware than Mel.

I wasn't trying to say that. No, she ain't like that. Oh shit. Oh shit. All right. All right, abort. Abort. Abort, run away.

Oh, my favorite part. There we go, there we go. Get on about it. Yeah, get on about it. Wait, you didn't know that Lil Kim song though? Like were you a fan of Lil Kim? Yeah, but I don't know the way you guys... Deep within the pussy.

No, but the way that you guys... The six feet, stick dicks feel sweet in this little petite. The way that you guys catalog like lyrics from songs is, I think it's wild, but in a good way. In a good way. In a good way. We're witty.

Yes, yes. The lyrics apply to everything. There's like a bar for anything. But I mean, just the way that you guys like can just recall that, like from, I don't know. We lived this thing without Benny Boy. You know the way. You know the way.

Okay, listen, it's fine. Maybe, you know, I'm feeling a little triggered right now. You know the way you... You know the way... Okay, listen, it's fine. Maybe I, you know, I'm feeling a little triggered right now. Get out of there. Abort! Abort! Yeah, I've felt like a little bit of an interloper sometimes, you know what I mean? But that's pretty privileged.

I got welcomed into an industry that I might not have had a full grasp of what it actually meant, you know? Like, I think that's one of the reasons why I was kinda like, mm, I don't really give a fuck who you are, because I truly did not know who these people were. Like, the biggest names in rap, I was like, I think I heard of you.

You good? Antoine? Definitely. Marvie. Definitely. Stopbury? Definitely. Stop saying my name on camera. Y'all standing in line at the show, niggas come up. Yo Mr. Marbury!

If he say he was at the Wawa line, I'ma fight. Nah, at the show! Oh, the tank show. Yeah, niggas just yell my name. Yo Mr. Marbury! I'm like... Cause you kept walking around, niggas. I was standing in the line. Which time? I was just fine one time.

I'm fucking with you, bro. Yo, niggas just screaming my guv. I'm like. So then the nigga comes up, yo, yo, yo, I ain't mean to do that cause I ain't want to make no scene. Well, you did. You screaming my name out, Aki.

Well, your face. The lady behind me like, oh yeah, yeah, I thought it was you. I'm like, I love that. I knew I knew you from somewhere, nigga. You know what she bought up? You know, DCV on a pro black shirt. Oh shit.

Did the paternity? Yeah, so I meant to see the episode with Dr. Umar. You know what I'm saying? But I'm like, oh really? Oh, that's why you went to the bar. To the what? That's why you went to the bar by yourself. He didn't go to the bar by yourself. He didn't go to bar myself

What you mean? I thought he said his girl one you know I went to the bar by myself No, you say you want by myself. Okay? Yeah, I get it. Oh So he was in his backpack Got it We've seen you I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing. I was so lost though. All right, you got it.

We've seen you, yo. All right, let's not even go, we. Yeah. It's time for your favorite part of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of our favorite parts of the show. Yes, kick Ish back in. It's my favorite part, you're right.

We know. We did get to my favorite part of the show. So. Ish kicks. Yo. I'm sending my mom to the tank show tonight. Nice. I forgot that was tonight, oh man.

Yeah, cause you ain't. What? What? You dressed like you forgot. I'm comfortable today. We need a new one. And it's cold in here. What?

Nice. I didn't. You going? No. You going again? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. You going to the Washington Fall?

Where you going after this? Where you going after this? I ain't seen him look like this since 2015. Wait, what I look like? You look like you just had a sc couple of something. I'm cold. You look like you, you look like you got a three o'clock fight plan. I'm just saying, I don't want to see none of my niggas in Nike Tech in 2024.

I don't. And one of the little TikTok fashion pages, they started naming all the fashions and what it means for your personality type. If you wear it, they kill my shit. It's like, if you wear this, you are about six to seven years removed from fashion. You have low quality touch. You talk like, damn, they eat me up. But yeah, Nike Tech is on that list.

What'd they say? I don't give a fuck. What the? Let the temperature drop. And you niggas don't be putting your Nike Techs in the cleaners either. No, they don't. Yeah.

You can tell. I know. I know. It look like it. You can see the little ding. Don't try to iron it. I'm not talking about Imani right now. I'm just talking about the niggas there. I looked like it. You can see the little dinged. Don't try to iron it. I'm not talking about Imani right now. I'm just talking about the niggas that. I've seen it. Them Nike techs just be dirty. When they come in, I'm leaving the club.

Getting a little faded. I'm getting out. All right now, bro. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was on Stafford's Instagram page just looking around. There's a lot of Nike techs in here. That's why I can't go to Stanford. I've never been to Stanford. Some club in New York.

Oh, me either. Oh no, they in the club. A Nike tech in the club. Yo, you are an elitist bastard. That's not elitist. Yo, and the nigga be trying to tell me. That's elitist. That's not elitist, bro.

That's just situational awareness. That's not elitist, bro. That's just situational awareness. The security. Isch, me, you and Mel are elitist. Wait, how, no, no, I'm not. No. No. I'm talking to Isch.

Me, you and Mel are the elitist part of this podcast. I know that y'all still trying to hold on. Holding that the, I get it. I disagree. I know that y'all still trying to hold on holding that the yeah I get it I disagree I know you do I think that I think you Mel and I maybe have had more experience outside no I don't even know how to not talk elitist. Listen to him. Damn. We just have more experience. Y'all niggas ain't did shit.

Y'all ain't ever been nowhere. You bum ass, you broke ass niggas. We been doing this shit for 20 years, nigga. Y'all playing catch up now, nigga. I didn't even get my sentence. You did, nigga. You told us. I know.

That's the thing. He thought he'd buy. I didn't say, I didn't finish my sentence. But go ahead. You got it. We heard you. No, I was going to say we have more experience in a wide array of scenarios.

Oh, yeah, I'll get what you said. Different form. What did you think of that, Mel? You disagree? That's peace. Leave him on the island, huh? You're going to leave him on that island, huh? Doesn're gonna leave him on that island, huh? Doesn't that mean I agree?

No. No. Oh, shit. Why can't I not just say you agree if you agree? I agree. Okay. There you go. Oh, shit.

We turned it up. We got the truth in this morning. We turned it up. It's truth cast. It's the truth cast. I'm speaking for myself. I agree. Man, I don't think we bum niggas too.

Yeah, there is a leader separation. There is a leader separation in here. It's true. Anybody want to speak to it, or am I just freestyling right now? Is that a totally different shirt? You spray the YMN on too? Yo, he said you look bad, he said you smell bad.

You look good. Imani ain't looking good now. There you go. There you go. Fuck this. That's a totally different shirt. Anne is new. You have it in the bag?

I'm learning about E. That's the second time you done. I'm learning. I'm learning. I'll change. Wardrobe in the bag. I'm learning. No, no.

That means something. It creased up. It's not good. Thank you. Yeah, okay. That means I have plans later, so means I had plans later, so I don't want to have to go back home. No, I know. We know, I know.

Ah, I see, said the blind man. And Mel. The blind man and Mel saw when he said he had plans later. Listen. That's when the blind man saw? I'm getting ready for this Roots picnic, okay? Who asked you that? I'm talking about Imani plans tonight

before the Roots picnic. Yeah, Roots Who asked you that? I'm talking about Imani plans tonight before the roots picnic. Yeah, roots picnic tomorrow. Yeah. Imani roots. What the fuck is happening right now? The blind man talking. Some happening. All right, so we're done with our elitist part.

Y'all ran from that. No, I agreed. And I agree with you that Mel is at the top. I'll take it. Wait, wait, wait. Mel is at the top of being. Elitist. The elitist in the room. Out of them three.

All right, I'm going to allow this for five minutes before I get into the price fix. Let's do it. Five minutes. Come on, five minutes. Stop making the faces. Let's have the talk for five minutes and wrap it up real quick. No, I think that Mel thinks that. I agree with you on that.

And I thought she just agreed on that. No, no, he said he thinks that she thinks that. He ain't saying he agree with that. I'm saying that too. I'm saying what he's saying. So y'all are not agreeing with her though. I don't know. No, okay.

Just wanted to make sure a million years. Just wanted to make sure. She ain't did shit. Went to Quincy Jones house and won it. And he moved. Hey Ty! Yeah. That's, that's, that's.

Yeah. Y'all motherfuckers, let me know when you end up in the Japanese Alps, okay? You just let me know when that happens. Wow. You didn't even know they had them, right? Mm-hmm. Who you talking to? I don't know.

I was ready to, you know, I could shoot. I ain't even want to put no gun up. Go ahead. I pulled my slingshot out. He said five minutes, we're at like three minutes and like, I'm like, shit. I never been to the Japanese Alps. I know how much Bali cost.

Cause you Googled it. Cause I paid. It's okay though. Oh. Oh. Oh. Don't let him go. I don't want to fight.

Oh shit. I don't want to fight. It ain't good, did we? He trying to get part of the moment. I'm not trying to get nothing, I'm chilling, shit. Don't let him go. I don't want to fight. Oh, shit. I don't want to fight. You're trying to get part of the most. I'm not trying to get nothing. I'm chilling, y'all. That was fucked up. The Japanese out. How much that cost?

That was fucked up. You packed a bag like I do to go to Connecticut. You ain't this shit. Oh, this shit. Not even a third of my travels have to do with niggas, okay? Not even a third. That's what that motherfucker was insinuating. That's what he was insinuating. Let me... We got two minutes left.

We got two minutes left. Priceix ain't gonna fire us for the two minutes I got you. I don't know about the Japanese Alps. What I can speak to is Bali and the conversation that we had about Bali. So if you paid to go to Bali, then you would know how inexpensive Bali is. It has a reputation of being inexpensive. One of the flyest places that you could go for minimal cost. You came here and kicked me like, Bali is so fucking expensive. We were talking about real estate, boo. We were talking about real estate. boo. We were talking about real estate.

We weren't talking about vacationing. It's very inexpensive. You can go buy a villa in Bali today for about $250, $300. That's some fly shit on the water with Florida ceiling windows. You niggas are leaders. So that's what I'm saying. What he's saying is, when a nigga is not in charge of the item and the parade, you don't seem to know.

Jack shit. Now get your ass back in 30E. Oh shit. Oh shit. Shit. Yo, son, you good? You're my nigga. He said you're my nigga.

Do not fucking infiltrate my personal space bubble. He had it with your shit, just so you know. Exactly. This is my personal space bubble. Do not it with your shit, just so you know. Exactly, this is my personal space bubble. Do not fucking infiltrate it. Wow. I apologize. I apologize. This crazy.

Bastard. Holy shit. It's a good combo. I'm gonna look up the Japanese Alps, too. The Japanese Alps. You heard that shit she told me. I'll let you know where they are. It's in a place called Hakuba, okay?

There you go, look a place called Hakuba. Okay. There you go. Look it up Fuckin with my whole family Bitch we drivin in the fuckin sea Bitch I'm drivin a car bitch I just came off the fuckin street Credit score say E E Yeah, look at me White family Bitch I'm getting every bit of that money Huh? Can't fuck with me

That bitch drivin I can see Bitch you can't see what I drove I can see Bitch you can't see what I drove I can see Bitch you can't see what I drove out the seat Bitch you're the one I'm gonna watch and we'll be gone Yes Yo, that niggas Paige, his Paige might be one of the funniest shits on the line Yeah, this is the type of white I wanna be Riding around this motherfucker with my whole family

Bitches driving in the fucking seat Bitch I'm driving the car bitch I just came up the fucking street! Credit! Yeah! That was his honest nigga, Paige. He's crazy. You see the shit he do about the food when you go overseas and start... Oh my God, this nigga, he's super-ray, uh, 4K is hilarious.

Oh, that's who, yo. That nigga, Paige is one of them. That's how you pronounce that? That's how I say it. Super Ray, I'm gonna do Super Ray, whatever. That nigga's funny. All right, it's time for my favorite part of the show. My second favorite part of the show. Brian Peele!

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and the organization, the Dallas Mavericks. Shout out to them. Should be a really entertaining final. Yeah, definitely. I look forward to it. Indeed. Again, like I said, I love the storylines. Akari, back to Boston, same with Prozenges,

back to Dallas. This should be really, really good. So, don't forget, use promo code JBP out there and good luck to all of you that are participating. Should be entertaining nonetheless. Absolutely. Oh yeah. This fucking TV schedule kicked everybody's ass this way off. I ain't gonna hold you. Y'all got one round of rest and it's been every other day since the second round. Yeah.

Yeah. When do we start? June 6th. The sixth. The sixth? Next. Yeah. Oh, that's long.

I like that. That's a good rest. And I like that both of them get the rest. Well, that's dope. They usually don't do that. Boston the sweep. Well, they have to allot the time in case. The series goes on seven.

No, they modify it though. They'll have it tentative and then pull it up. They had this date set. They told you ahead of time the finals would start. You know, they buy all these socks and stuff. The finals start the sixth. So they had that set. I like the fact that Boston swept.

Dallas got it in five. So both teams now get the rest of them. You got any predictions? Whatever I predict just just go to opposite. I had Dallas in like five or six which means Boston's probably gonna win it. I like Dallas. I've been wrong wrong this playoffs. I like Dallas. I'm rooting for Dallas and I like Dallas.

I like Dallas in six. I just want to see Kyrie go and wipe his feet on the logo or something. Dallas in six. Dallas in six. I got Dallas in five. Dallas in seven. I got Dallas in five. That was my pick but that's not gonna happen because I picked it. I'm not mad who wins logo or something. Dallas and six. Dallas and six. Dallas and five. Dallas and five. That was my pick, but that's not gonna happen

cause I picked it. I'm not mad who wins either way though. Say, I want Tatum and them to, just to shut up the naysayers cause they've been to the finals or the conference finals a zillion times. So I want them to win, but I just want Conrad to win. That's how I feel about Conrad.

It's interesting that the fucking Jalen Brown draft and the Jason Tatum draft picks one through four were exactly the same for both years. No it's not interesting. Same teams? The same exact teams. Yes. They had the same exact picks. Y'all got number one? Both years. One through four. Both years. Who'd y'all take MB and and Foltz? No, they took Foltz and Simmons. Ben Simmons. And y'all took Lomelo. I mean, Lonzo Ball. We took Lonzo Ball and Engel. And Engel. Engel. Was it Engel?

Engel was the number two pick. Was it D'Angelo Russell? Sure? Yeah, I'm not sure. We had... I'm not sure. I think it was Russell. I don't think it was...

We might have had the number three pick. We might have had the. No, Boston had the three. Boston had the third with Brown and Tatum. They got Brown and Tatum. It was Russell, I believe. We might have had the number picked. Two picked three times. Oh, maybe.

I'm just talking about those two years. Gotcha. I saw the graph and I was pissed off every time I look at it. Every time. Could we trade it up? Yeah, Brandon Ingle is way before our D.X. Law Russell, I think. I think, but every time I talk sports, they say I should shut up. Yeah, I'm is way before RDX, I think.

I think, but every time I talk sports they say I should shut up. Yeah, I'ma shut up. I'm wrong. I'm just wrong. Yeah, I'ma shut up. I hope to see a good final. That's all I got. Me too.

What else? Do y'all want to get into what? Fucking Trump? I say no, not right now. Let me hold off on that. You want to do music? Some dope new music out. There ain't a whole lot of music out, right?

No, not a ton. Not a ton, but some dope music out. Come on, let's get to it. I don't have enough on that. You wanna do music? I wanna do music. Some dope new music out. Yeah, ain't a whole lot of music out, right? No, not a ton. Not a ton, but some dope music out. Come on, let's get to it. Y'all review M. I ain't.

I don't like this song. I'm just gonna start there. Yeah, so it's not for me. Yeah. With that to the side, I think I see what he's trying to do. With the album being the Death of Slim Shady, with the way the song is kind of like an homage to the old record. It's like some TRLM shit.

Yeah, but it almost sounds like a spoof of old him. Even the way the record starts, everything. I don't have the song, I'm just playing the apple It's okay Abra, abra, cadabra It starts like, sunshady The real sunshady And I'm back bruh

Now back in the days of old me Right around the time I became a dope bean Ate some cocaine as a way of coping Taste the movie, it's case of OE Turned me into a smutty face emoji My shit may not be age appropriate But I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy Cause I have zero doubts, that this whole world's bout To turn into some Girl Scouts, that's since the ship Bureaus out

Now, again, I'm not a fan of any of this The video, he's got the Robin suit on in some scenes, he got Dre in there, he's antagonizing Dre. It's old Slim Shady. With the album being called The Death of Slim Shady, I could see this being like act one into the album of the killing of Slim Shady or something like that. I see he's going somewhere with it. I hope, I hope it's not an album of this coming off of his last two projects. I don't expect it to be an album of this.

I think this is trolling, you know, part of like playing into Slim Shady to kill Slim Shady. With this being the first single off the album. So I'm not mad at it, I'm not judging this. I don't like the song and it's just gonna sit over there. I think that's why I don't want to critique it because I do think that he has a larger hand at play with putting this music, well this sound out and letting it be the first little peep into it. Interesting, even the artwork is... Yeah. Even that

well that artwork, that style he's used because he did Curtain Call too. Similar. Like he's, that's in line with that um the whole Houdini For my next trick like he's playing into this magician thing you know pull a rabbit out of a hat I think all this is got to get in my skin I think all of this is tying into the the larger Picture of the album, so I'm not really going to judge anything based off of this And I think he's intentionally doing this he wants people to overreact to

this I think the mag line in it that got everybody going crazy is part of the whole Slim Shady because that's what he was known for. Yeah that's true. Well if he give us some of that dark Slim Shady stuff that he was doing before that era that nostalgia I'm in for that I'm in for that. I'm cool with that. This, I don't really want. I don't want to hear that. I think he's gonna give us a little bit of the dark Slim Shady, this animated cartoony Slim Shady, and then go into, kind of like off of the last album

and the one before that, Music to be Murdered by Kamikaze, where it was real rap and it was good music on there. People just were tired of him so they didn't hear it. But I think he's telling a story with this album and gonna end off Slim Shady and then give us Marsha or whatever. He's gonna be going forward. New Meek, 5 a.m. in Philly. This is hard. When I first saw this, I said a time stamp track and I felt the way and then I heard it. It's hard.

It's hard. It's so hard that I would've changed the title. I would've changed the title. But, I'll tell you why. But it broke. I see the baby on the floor, they said I ain't hitting with a bomb And they kidding with his mom And I'm used to seeing death, cause I'm from Philly where niggas die Where the blacks kill blacks and I can't even tell you why I know niggas suck beef and they can't even tell you how If you strap, you go to jail, but if you ain't, you gon' die

Yeah, I cried on the news when I had changed that law And niggas still talking about me, shit got changed for y'all I been famous since 18, I ain't really changed at all Niggas getting in your head. I should might change it dog I change my draw then put on my clock when I wake up crazy part This shit just made my block really break up on the motivation I may niggas get they cake up court niggas with they face down and I'm in them pick their face up I've been trying to since Chris and Eve had them Jacob's

Nads, which is really when she see me fix her makeup fly 12 hours I'll be a Ghana when I wake up Ain't no real niggas believin' that line, shit they made up Oh, that's fire When Meek do this, he's untouchable to me Like, this is, I don't like the rapid flow As they call it, Flamers Meek, I'm not really a fan of that When he gets into this bag right here, this is 1942 flows

This is trauma, this is that bag for me, this is where Meek shines. And back to what you would say, you would have changed the title, Meek is independent. Meek is trying to get attention in a way where people ain't really paying attention to him musically. So titling it this does that. It's good marketing. It's great marketing.

So I'm not mad at the title and it does have that Not to make the comparison, but it does have that I'm not I'm not mad at him doing that cuz it worked because a lot of people ran to hear what he had to say Just offer the title alone. Uh-huh. It's just trash Yeah, no, I'm not like I'm with you on the on the marketing thing had to say just offer the title alone. Uh-huh. That's just trash. The title? What, the title? Yeah. No, I'm not. Like, I'm with you on the marketing thing.

Then go step to somebody and put together some marketing shit. Why? Go get some marketing. Why I want to do it for cheap? Because what is it? You hear what I'm saying? Like, yo, offer the Drake shit. Niggas might have ran to it thinking,

he taking a shot at Drake. You know what I mean? That was the idea. Yeah, that's my point. You spend cheap, you get cheap. Like, Meek's brand outside of tweeting is bigger than I need to title this this to get legs under it or to get motion. I disagree.

Musically, I don't think his brand is outside of doing this. What was Meek's last project? Half people probably came and told you the name of it. Yeah, the raw shot. His, Meek. Laetolo. Meek. Was the one Half the people probably came and took it. The shit with Ross. Yeah, the Ross. His last solo. Meek. Was the one with the little art, the colorful art. No, that was Flamer's spot.

It was Heathenism. Yeah, but that's actually some of- But that's what I'm saying, hold on. That's what I'm saying where Meek puts out music that people are not paying attention to. He's been dropping stuff. The Ross project, okay, cool, that's him and Ross. People are gonna pay attention to that.

If people are not paying attention to it, then that speaks to my marketing point. So now if I name it 5 a.m. in Philly and people pay attention to it just off the name, that is good marketing for free. If that's all you're gonna do then it's trash. This is just step one, we don't know what else he got going. I just think this record is too fire for you to name it that. This is a moot point so we'd have to stay on this. The beat sounds like like it I see what he was trying to do and when I listen to it I see he's painting his own picture of him driving through Philly in 5 a.m. and

what's on his mind he says that in the soul yeah I know but that's totally separate from the world what the world will think when we see this make it your own it's yours none of this has you don't you don't have to drink none of this that's all I mean, we thought we cool title. I love the song. I'm nitpicking because I do absolutely love it But I guess that's why I don't know I don't know I don't know if we might have wanted to highlight it this much if we didn't get that title So I've highlighted most of the meat releases since and I think that part of the reason people don't know nothing about what meek is

Putting out one because of the public antics and two ever since he got away from the major label So now there's just no he tells you himself. I don't know public about what Meek is putting out. One, because of the public antics and two, ever since he got away from the major label. So now there's just no, he tells you himself, I don't have no publicist, it's just me and my team. It looks that way. Yes. Go get with somebody and just come up with a quick three-week plan. I don't care if you just spend it digitally. You dig in your fucking pocket and spend something so you don't have to, hey, I'll title this this to get eyes on it

No, well cool, but let it be in tandem with something This is fine. Well, we might be doing that for whatever you got coming or something I just think for this to be an initial record. I Love the way you titled it. I saw people that ain't checking for me today Want to go hear this record just to hear what he was saying So if that just that that alone means it worked. It got you some extra eyes that you may not have gotten. Cause he could have titled this whatever he wanted.

We come in here, talk about it, and people are like, I ain't listening to Meek today. I just liked the record, honestly. All that other shit. I'm not even that hung up on all the other stuff at this point. I'm happy to hear. This is the Meek I want to hear.

Him rapping, not the melodic shit that he was doing on the expensive pain or whatever, which I like some of that, but. You know, I hated that project. This is what I wanna hear. Yeah, he don't expensive pain. Is he on there, but I'm talking about as a project. I'm just saying, you know, we had that talk as a project.

Well, congratulations to Meek, happy for him nonetheless. Great, great song. Also, also Roddy Ricch, Surviv Survivors Remorse, friend of the show. You won already. There you go. Black choir. Turn this up in the bathroom. This is before you wipe your eyes? Yo! Fuck you! I wasn't wiping my eyes this morning. Shhh. Jerks. Ain't nothing like them black wires.

This is hard. I wish it was a little longer Two minutes and change, oh Let's talk about everything so I can give it some clothes Wait before the Grammys be a boy chauvin' I was ridin' round the local Let's talk about how we done came up and they tried to fold us Riding really airtight, he took it personal What the fuck was I supposed to do?

I been going through child support Ugur daddy got ballots for it She just want a new mouth for it Fuck around, fell out with some of my homies Having too much pride And they can't even say I ain't tried Oh why? That's fire. That's hard. That's hard. That's fire. That's a hard record. Ain't got nothing bad to say about that.

We were listening to Davies and Mike & Keys dropped a new project, Fire. Some fire joints on there as well. Yeah. Cards. Yeah. We were listening to Davies and Mike and Keys dropped a new project, Sapphire. Sapphire joined 20 year as well. Yeah. Cardi.

Some good rap out. Cardi, Megan. Yeah, I was waiting for Joe. Yeah, I was like, out of here. For real? Really? Yeah, out of here. Oh man, you got it.

Yeah, I got it. Well, when it dropped last night, it was fucked up. They did the speed up, slow down, all that shit. The whole 77 version. But the main fucking dirty version was unavailable. But now, oh this is chopped and screwed. Yeah, yeah, I'm tired of this shit. Just give me the-

I might play the streaming games. I just want the song. Yeah, give me the regular shit with the cursors in. Explicit. Yeah. With the little E next to it. That's it. Here we go. Hey, see, turn that heat on, nigga.

Let's go. These bitches be boring, corny Pop out new bad, new jury Throwing ass all on my story I make up for talk for horny I wake up to do hoes on my dick I be cute so I post for a pic Know they watching, I blowin' my kiss I be actin' like hoes don't exist Got a black truck that I'm on, I'm on my way to the club I'm on my way to the club, I'm on my way to the club I'm on my way to the club, I'm on my way to the club

I'm on my way to the club, I'm on my way to the club I'm on my way to the club, I'm on my way to the club I'm on my way to the club, I'm on my way to the club I'm on my way to the club, I'm on my way to the club I'm on my way to the club, I'm on my way to the club I'm on my way to the club, I'm on my way to the club I'm on my way to the club, I'm on my way to the club hoes on my dick I be cute so I post for a pic Know they watchin' I blowin' my kiss I be actin' like hoes don't exist Got a black truck that a rap nigga cop me I pop out, make a hoe get inside me

I pop shit till a n***a gotta block me And my toes white like Matthew McConaughey New instars to the throat, she throwin' Ass through ass and straw, I keep throwin' Start ridin' up so the panties keep showin' Should I take off on these hoes? H-E-A-B-Y heavy I'm not toxic, I'm belly Hoes looking messin' be messy I pop champagne, pop ass on jesky Hickory dickory dock They take my pics to the dock

Like give me the shit that she got Coming out lumpy Hoes be chippity chop I ain't hop out that lemon and jump in the cully Texting Yemen while I lay on my tummy Ass and titties come out when it's sunny Guess I'm a teacher since you wanna serve me She did what I had no idea Thought she was on the shelf, I kill her How she talk like that when I see her? Bitch please, don't nobody wanna be her

She look like an asshole, you look like an asshole Grapefad and me look like an asshole Girl these bitches be pussies Delete every tweet look like an asshole He don't wanna be saved, don't save him That is not my nigga, don't claim him By 20, Miss Kows he faded White boy wasted, chain to tail him He don't wanna be kept, don't keep him By 20 minutes, Kyle C faded, white boy wasted, chain to tail him

He don't want to be kept, don't keep him He don't want the paper, then bitches don't keep it Ho, I don't get left, I'm a leader Ho't getting your bird back and start throwing your hat. Not my first time. Yo. That sounds like something. When you go out this weekend. Perfect weekend for it too. You all come in here and know all the words. Bro, I've already seen that.

Toes white like Matthew McConey. What? I'm not toxic, I'm deadly. I done seen that caption already all over the ground this morning. Yeah. They running with that one. Yeah, that, that. And she got it, you know, she fired back.

Yeah, shot of beer. Mm, I like it. What'd she say to beer? That whole little on the shelf Ikea, ain't nobody trying to beer. That was a shot. Oh, that's horrible. No, it's just a little subtle shot,

let you know I heard you you and I'm talking back Now let's get it. I like it. Who wins? Be is a better rapper be is definitely about a rapper, but musically I think Cardi gets the better end of that She got higher the right people. Yeah, Cardi gets the better end of that at the end of the day I'm going with Cardi yeah but yeah can rap ass she can she can I haven't seen her I like that I like to see me go 24 everybody else doing it let's go yeah they both dope oh pussy big it packed up she not getting packed up already a pack that little light voice, check it out.

Oh, come on. And she's fire. I know she can rap, but that ain't enough. I gotta see it. Being able to rap ain't enough, buddy. I gotta see it. Well, yeah. Yeah.

Cardi do a little different thing. Bia would die if a few of them just start getting thrown her way. Like, repeatedly. For the next four months, I'm gonna diss you. I don't know. Yo, that song right there wasn't bad at all. At all. That I'm going to ditch you. That song right there wasn't bad at all. That's fire. I love Cardi.

I like her a lot, but if I got a hot side, I'm picking Cardi. I'm picking Cardi over everybody except, you know. I think it's categories. It's levels. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah New made a DJ got me I woke up in the morning, cause I'm on sleep I'm on sleep, I'm on sleep I'm on sleep, I'm on sleep I'm about to kick in the ass, cause he switched up the beat

I called in proud of me, who can't control my body But keep that on repeat, every night I'm on the watch I'm on sleep, cause I'm on sleep So keep that on repeat They, they shit with you, fire as a sleeper I need to hear this at the cookout If this was somebody's sleeper They done got it this week They done won it easily I'll be hittin' till the morning Wait a minute The DJ got me

Sleepin' for my boy Oh my God, I need to hear that for a sleeper That's Mado? Yeah, yeah, nigga Oh shit Say it right Bitch, don't end, don't end He played it

Yo, I got a clip. That's hard. That's all right, doggy. I'm good. That's cool. I like calling that vibe. On that everything. Not even, I'm not trying to be funny, though.

Yo, dog, I told you. No, she's absolutely fine. Yeah. She had the best part of the show. She knows how we feel about her. Hmm? Okay. Respect, respect. Much respect, much Respect. Much respect. Much respect.

In terms of music, while we're here, Usher, they announced him to receive the Lifetime Achievement Award at the 2024 BET Awards. Congratulations. Congratulations. Much deserved. Absolutely. Much deserved. Ice.

He had a big year. Clap it up for my man. I clapped it up for him. Oh wait, Ice was hating? Never. You don't be hating on the U.S. Usher deserves a lifetime achievement. Of course he does.

Long overdue, glad he's getting it. Way to go BET for getting it right. Ice just thinks someone else should have got it first? No, I never. Well, if it was Stevie Wonder, he should have gotten it. But if they're not going to give it to Stevie, then. 2024, it's the usher year. How about to say Stevie gotta have one. I don't think Stevie got shit.

You serious? Stevie got it over. Look it up, I don't know. I'm looking at one of your talk shows. I'm not claiming it to be fact. You need to kick BAT up. Maybe one of them years they tried to roll him up there. But I don't remember that.

Come on, man. Yes. What? Y'all don't remember them rolling Stevie up there. He can walk. He can walk. He can walk. They gotta roll him up. Get the dredge out of the face.

Hold his hand. Damn. Stevie, Stevie never got that. Yeah, Stevie never got that goddamn thing. I'm going all the way back to 01, Whitney. They go to 51, yeah? Boy, that's where it starts, it looks like, 01. That starts at 51.

What is time, then? If, if, yeah. Usher getting one before Stevie. That's where it starts, it looks like. Oh, warning. That starts at 51. What is time, then? I should get one before Stevie. That's crazy. Now I wanna see who else got one before Stevie, because that's crazy. Holy shit. And they gave Samuel L. Jackson. Wait, you didn't say Samuel got a lifetime.

Samuel L. Jackson got a lifetime achievement award at the BET Awards. 2016, Samuel L. Jackson. What deserves that? Yo, BET L. Jackson. He deserves it. Yo, BET. Yo. Is there more than one actor? Is there more?

Denzel, yes, I'm sure. No. What the fuck? Them niggas might have been, said no. You BET peons got it. Busta got it last year. Every year they got Stevie up there helping somebody sing.

Helping Tribute. Yeah, that's fucked up. Yo, if y'all don't get Stevie up there. Stevie, get the Joe Button podcast, Lifetime, Stevie Award, whatever you want. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Jammin' on the one. Yo, they said that they want to see who they get to sing the usher. What if it's Stevie?

They want Trey Songz to get up there and do that bullshit. Nah, Chris, they'll get Chris probably. He ain't getting on the premises. What's wrong with that? They're not gonna get Chris. He ain't getting on the premises. What's wrong with that? You're not gonna get Chris problems. He can't battle it. Yo.

Hey, this car can't go. Don't say you was a supporter. What? Oh shit. That's your man? No. No. But you was in the R. Kelly video and the mystical video.

What the fuck? Wait, which R. Kelly video? Happy People. While people were unhappy. Very unhappy. Come on, because they looking all awkward in the face. What else we got? They looking all silly in the face now.

I want to ask you all a question. Please. It was coming off of the last part where we were talking about cities that. Wave, I wasn't done with music. Oh, excuse me then. What you said? I like that where you going.

We were supposed to start with that, but you was pussy. Yeah, I wasn't done with that. I mean, we had a way better story. We had a way better story to start with. I don't know if that story's in there. Oh. Y'all keep saying that. What y'all talking about?

Here's the plan. Let's just pepper it throughout the pod so he has no choice but to keep it in. Damn, Barks. I guess you're staying in tonight. Long work night. Before we leave music, New York Giants tight in. Darren Waller dropped a music video about his divorce with a lookalike

of his ex. Okay. Kelsey Plumb. I'm going to play a little bit for you. She a ball player right? I'm talking from the top. Yeah. She play ball.

You know, it like. Evo vibes okay. Want me to tell you how I feel about this song now. You know, it like... Emo vibes, okay. Wanna just tell you how I feel about this song now? He's a giant. Well that part I'm mad at. Cause he robbed us for a bag. Damn they're retired and they put a music video out.

It's fucked up. But this right here is hard. I don't know about his performance, but this song is both Malone's second. Uh oh. Let's go Darren. Hey. Come on, how long I gotta climb?

Tired of moving around Hmm, hmm, hmm Notes Hey, ooh whoa Yeah Thought the love was real Thought the love was real I'm watching this video Take your time and

Give me some 808 man, c'mon man I thought it was about to come in Nah, don't be thirsty, it's coming I think Oh they can't, I fucking can't Do that love you can Take your time and There's a little something A little something Yeah, yeah, take your time, yeah There's a little something.

There's a little something. You feel the way far Oh, switch the flow up on her. Let's go. Go ahead and call What's up? Tidy your days up We can go down that dirt road

Like some kids we can go play hard Laughin' your face off Shit, slide right down that way We can take off Yeah, you was mad as hell when they won that slap. Stupid ass thing. I think they won like five games. Something dumb. Well, hold on. Why are we here on? You got a steeler string, too? Nah, never. Wait, what do y'all think?

I thought it was a slap. Thoughts. I thought it was a slap. Yo, Darren, next time, we'll be big session. I don't want to laugh at my man, because it seems like he was going through some real life shit. Did you watch the video? No.

No, I don't watch it. But the song sounds like he was getting his pain out. He was sad. He sounded like he was in... Sometimes you gotta just, you know, he was in what, Mel? He sounded like he was in pain. Yeah. In physical pain.

Oh, shit. Do you know him? No, I do not. Do you know Matt Kemp? What? Matt Kemp? What? Matt Kemp. No.

OK. What's wrong with why y'all? Why are you trying to sabotage me? You don't know Matt Kemp. What? You heard the what, right? You know how they hit you with the what after they clearly hear your question?

That's all the time it takes for your brain to process the lie. Watch your tongue. Do I know him currently? No. Currently. Oh, wait, wait, Mal. Yo, she went to the ticket time. Do I know him currently? No. What the fuck does that mean?

You forgot him? You forgot him. It means, like, there's people that you knew at one point and you don't know them anymore kind of thing. Now, as a ghost. Oh. Do you? Sound like you're describing.

Do you that I once knew? You changed. Oh, shit. No, you let Matt Capcom win. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And they got a nice little reservation. Oh, he stole a bunch. Stole a bunch.

Yeah, he ain't still. Took him. Yeah, he took what was his. He walked in there. He got a nice little resume, Joe. He stole a bunch. He stole a bunch. Yeah, he ain't still. Took him. Yeah, he took one with his. He walked in there. He walked in there. He took one with his. He walked out slow, too. And any time a chick told me who it was, I understood.

Yeah, he ain't run. And that's when he got that bag. He had a contract. What? With baseball contracts and baseball money different. With Mac, yeah, but he was one of the first niggas. Yo, guaranteed. He was one of the first baseball niggas I seen moving around in the rap circle.

He was one of the first baseball niggas that was black and tattooed and was in our culture. With that bag. Darragh Gita wasn't hanging out at the motherfucking black spots. Thank God he wasn't too. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Gita, sir. Matt Kitt, they used to be trying to. Yeah, I'm just going to go to my bro Matt's house. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Mr. Jeter, sir. Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, him. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She be just giving us, I give props where props are due.

Okay, you got nice shoulders? I don't know, I look at my own shoulders. Got it, okay. Yeah, we don't have to lie. Who's lying? We just say how we feel about people. Who's lying? No one's lying.

You sounded not excited enough. You sounded a little flat. Who? Like purposely flat, like intentionally soulless. You sounded like little flat. Like purposely flat. Like intentionally soulless. You sounded like white noise. She said she used to know him. No first she said what? I don't even know who you're talking about.

Somebody that I used to know. Some niggas you'd be glad they married. Oh, man. Some niggas, you'd be glad they married. Word. Oh, yeah, get out of here, man. Go ahead, go ahead. Shit, down, down, stop. You'd be so happy these niggas love their wives, like, ugh, yes.

They still can't play as hard as they once played. Get out of here, man, Kemp. Them niggas are still, they're still in the field, though. I'm a little bit. Yeah, you want a nigga that probably look better with age age too. We ain't seen him in a while. More dignified.

Yeah. He went to stick with dignified. Like, Dictus Alba. Oh, what? Yo, you always got to fuck some shit up, man. A little bit. Oh, man. Holy shit.

Idiot, dog. Anyway, this pot has been flakery. How did we start talking about him in the first place? Holy shit. Idiot dog. Anyway. How did we start talking about him in the first place? Yo! What? Can we just depart from this little situation? What do you mean by you don't know him currently? Because currently I don't...

Don't know him. Yo! You sound like my baby. I know him! like my baby. You can hear you, I can know him. You know what I mean? Oh my God. I'm like, what the fuck? She sweating it. Holy shit.

All right. Were we playing music or something? No, we got past that. I've been trying to find Jim Jones ballin' for hours. I'm like me and the band. I was bowling for hours. I was like, me, don't play with me. Nananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan Oh, my brave. Crazy? I ain't gonna hold you. Male shit is gonna talk.

All stars from all this. Male shit is, male shit ain't bad, my nigga. Wait, so fuck a hockey player? You guys knew who my Iskimo sisters were. You really would shut the fuck up. Why? What? No, don't worry about it.

I know some of them. It's okay. We do too it. I know some of them. It's okay. But we know one. We do too. Yeah, some of them. You know them? Move. That's why you shut up.

That ain't why we shut up. That's an interesting assumption. What? That we don't know her Eskimo sisters are. And we would shut up. You might know, you might know one or two. I don't get the correlation of why we would shut up though. Why we shut up.

That's why I said that. Why we not stand on a table and tap dance. I just gave you a dab. Okay, so maybe you, okay, all right, fine. Maybe you give me props. Japanese Alps. Anyways. That's what I'm talking about.

You were gonna play something or say something. Help her out is what she's saying. Or do something. Please something. Help her out is what she's saying. All right, I got it. Please, please help her out. Nah, I came across this snippet earlier today. Oh, this is exciting. Well, yeah, dad camp.

Nah, it's a record for us old niggas, man. Lil Duval got a joint called Unctivities. And it's hard. Come on, come on. Listen to it. I'm doing all shit. This for us? Fuck all the young shit. No, this is not for me. Oh, yeah, you a young bird. it's hard I'm going young shit. I'm going young shit. Fuck all that young shit. Oh my God. I like the beat.

Alright. I think I get the gist. Alright. You know that part when we took the beat? I think I get the gist. Alright. You know that part when we took the beat? I think I get the gist.

Alright. I think I get the gist. Alright. You know that part when we took the beat? I think I get the gist. Alright. I think I get the gist. Alright.

You know that part when we took the beat? I think I get the gist. Alright. I think I get the gist. Alright. You know that part when we took the beat? I think I get the gist. Alright. I could make your aunties like a credit card OG in the game, really set you up Until you sit down with me I think I get the gist You know that part when we talked about music being subjective? Yup

Yeah What about it? What about it? What about it? It's one of those moments Yeah it is, it is One of those moments Yeah, Salud's to Lil Duval

It is absolutely Salud's to Lil Duval The funny thing is I do think that Lil Duval knows how to make a song and he takes advantage of it now He does He takes advantage of it now. He does. He takes advantage of it. He's getting beats. I don't know if he's writing but he knows what he's doing in there. That smile shit I've seen it work.

I've seen that smile record work. I wouldn't be surprised if he found another two to work. Right? And I ain't going to shit on them. Fuck, white people gave us weird Al Yankovitch. I ain't going to know about him. I'm going to shit on them. As an old nigga who don't want to be aovitch, I ain't know no better. This shit going, I'm, as an old nigga

who don't want to be a young nigga, I like this. And there's a lot of old niggas out there that was, thank you, somebody that's saying, hey look, y'all can have that, we gonna have this. Niggas say he rich, but he act broke for a bitch. Yo, I mean, hey. Line jumped out to you. You fool, son.

Yo, when you gonna claim your riches? When am I gonna claim my riches? I don't understand the question. Hey Joe, you right. You right. This nigga's good. You right. You right.

What you mean? You can't lie to me. Nothing. The fact that I would have to elaborate on such a direct question is crazy. I get it, man. Hey, whatever that little hotline number is in New Jersey where niggas call up and see if New Jersey got owed them some money, I called and they owed.

How much? It's a website, my nigga. Oh, well. You ain't got to do that. I'm going to get my shit. I can't even say. I think I got some money going for that. Man, niggas be like, oh yeah, we owe you $12.87.

Nah. No sir. It ain't that. No sir. I got my shit already. I can't, we owe you $12.87. I'm like, no sir. How much they owe you? No sir. I got my shit already. I can't say nothing. My shit was four figures. Nice.

Oh, that's it? It was a four figure check. I think I know what mine is too. No, I'll show you the shit. It'll show you what it is before you even contact them. Oh yeah, sure. What's this about? Nothing.

It's called unclaimed property. Nothing. So if you owe, if it's some money, whether it be a company that was supposed to give you a refund, anything. We're not telling girls. I used to get on there and run my family shit. Yo, yo, man, call us up. You got some money out there.

Man, I'll be watching some coins. So what's that amount? What's happening? What else? What else? What else? So OVO 40 threatened fucking Cypher Sounds? Yeah. Over not like us playing during a comedy show? Bruh. Somebody enlighten me with this bullshit.

That's it. What is there to enlighten you? You threatened Cypher Sounds. He's a comedian. Played the fucking song and now you trippin. Somebody's going to slap this shit out of him. Was this in Toronto? Yes. Okay. He played it this in Toronto? Yes, yeah.

He played it in Toronto, he says, disrespectful. Yeah, imagine somebody you playin' a sack. Well, Syph said he didn't play that record. I think Syph said he wasn't even DJing. He was a comedian that night and the record played at the Dave Chappelle ceremony shit in Toronto somewhere. Oh, come on.

And then 40 DM'd him, I guess, I don't know. Oh, this is what Syfe did. He said he had a social media kid that he hired. And from his clip, the social media kid, when he uploaded it, put not like us over the Toronto footage, thinking that would be funny. Syfe said he immediately hit him and said, change that, take that down, I don't think it's funny.

And one day we do need to have a talk about the social media team giving artists and real people in trouble with them trying to be cute. I get that we hire these people for them to try to be cute. But there's a line, there's a line. That's happened, that's happened, I think that's happened with me before. I don't remember when and how, people for them to try to be cute. For engagement. There's a line. There's a line. Yeah. That's happened.

I think that's happened with me before. I don't remember when and how because I didn't have a social media account manager. But yeah, you got to be careful with that shit. Yes, they've all done some bullshit. That's what happened. But yeah, what are our thoughts on this? Do these niggas have a relationship to the point where he felt Seifel was supposed to like give him a certain level of respect or something?

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe, right. Because I don't see him necessarily hitting any and everybody that might, the song's been all over the world. Right. You know what I'm saying? So, but if we got a personal relationship and you playing that shit and I might take

it as a slight. Who posted the DM? No one posted it. No one posted it. They talked about it on the spot. Okay, okay. Because that was my whole thing. Even though I don't agree with it,

I like the fact that if it happened that way, that 40 just hit you directly. I didn't go make no public spectacle about it. I hit you straight up. Yo, I got a problem with what you did and I want to see you about what you did. Nobody got to know. Nigga, Pusha said.

I know what he said. Just saying. I know what he said. But they might not have a personal relationship. The niggas... The niggas said... Mm-hmm, I understand. Take all out of this shit.

You didn't feel any way about responding to that. Come on, man. Nah, but it's gonna look that different. You know what I mean? That's different. That's different. It's different. If they had that relationship, that is different.

If we cool, I don't expect Imani to do certain shit that a nigga that I'm beefing with... Guess what? If we cool, I do one of these Hello, he might have done. Well, that's what the name could have might not have every day today niggas Well, how do we know all of this then if this was done? He spoke about on the park. Yeah

So they must have I don't know cleared that up or something. I guess now you talk about it Cuz if not, I'm. Now you talk about it. Cause if not, I'm just not with the bringing shit to the public that ain't gotta be to the public. Right. If Ish my man, I do some shit that Ish got a problem with and Ish hits me behind the scenes to say something about it. Ish should stay right there. Ish should stay back there.

Yeah, agree. Whether we escalated or not. Like me and my man just have, or this person is having a conversation. Y'all don't gotta know about about that at the same token threatening somebody over a Instagram post is also kind of crazy Yeah Hey, bro, like you have a relationship a bro, you know, right file take that coming out the way to say Y'all must smack you up side your face or whatever

Siphon's a comedian. Yeah, and S And Cypher responded so I want to play it. Hi, my name is Cypher Sounds and apparently I'm involved in some crazy internet controversy right now. So I'm going to clear things up. First and foremost, there's a bunch of blog headlines and Instagram posts saying that OVO 40 threatened me because I played Kendrick Lamar not like us in Toronto. Not true whatsoever. So here's the deal. First of all, I've been going to Toronto since 1990.

I'm not playing anymore. Because you're about to say everything that I've already said. Oh, okay. So now I get you speaking on it because if you're, let me just clear up, that ain't what happened. I get it. And I be in Toronto a lot. Yeah, let's make it, yeah. Yeah, you said that, so I've been in Toronto

since the 90s, I have family out there, I got people out there, I love Toronto, I don't wanna leave, I think 40 is great, I think Drake is great, like he cleans it all up. Sometimes they don't wanna. The nigga's dim in threats, though. I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like it either. I don't like it. I DMing threats though. I don't like that.

I don't like it either. I don't like it. I don't like it especially coming from someone that we... You gonna beat up Cypher Sounds? Yeah, it's like you threaten Cypher Sounds. Oh yeah. And you're 40. Y'all gonna get Cypher Sounds beat up is what y'all saying if you go to Toronto?

What you talking about? And I do understand why they mad about that song being So the hit because of what it implicates. I understand that but There's a different way to approach all this not hitting nobody up on IG and Have a relationship you don't have a number. How do you do that? When gracefully you got to learn how to lose gracefully man You've been on they've been on the other side of this too many times. So the one time you gotta stand there and deal with,

probably the one time you'll ever have to deal with somebody making a club banger out of your likeness. Okay, deal with it. It's a quick summer. It's true. New ground for them, man. It's a quick summer. It's a quick summer where you gotta go tuck away real quick.

New ground for them. And you ain't even about to tuck away you come right back with music. Mm-hmm the fuck Speaking of summer. Do we have a song of the summer yet? Yes Yeah, we just talked about it not like us. I Said that people told me I'm wrong. So I was just wanted to bring it to the instead million dollar million dollar

But that's the song of the summer people are telling me yo, I live Baby. I'd say it too. That's the song of the summer. People are telling me, yo I live here, I live there, I don't hear that song here. I'm like, fam listen, that record is everywhere I've been, I heard Not Like Us and I saw what it did. Same. The Million Dollar Baby record is big too though, but I'm one of a single. I'm out here. I just want to hear what y'all. Million Dollar Baby is uh, what's my man name? Cobain. No. No. Oh wait you talk y'all talking about the Tommy Rich? Yeah. Oh I'm done with this. I mean it's a big record. Stop it. It's out there. Stop it. Stop it. What are you talking about? Stop it right this instant.

Why stop it? Cause it's marketing going to work again on you niggas. Well, I mean, does that stop it from, two things can be true at the same time. Yeah, the marketing might have worked. The marketing might, yeah. I mean, that is the song on fucking Instagram reels and TikTok, it is every fucking where.

So? But see, I have, I haven't heard that outside. I ain't heard that outside nowhere. That's my only thing. I've heard that in people's cars driving by. I know, I know it's on place. But when we say we, I've been in LA since it's been out,

I've been to DC since it's been out, I've been multiple states since it's been out, I haven't heard it out, but maybe a hotel lobby in the Montero. But that's what I was about to say is when you went to DC, you went to... What about all those other clubs that... Demos that wouldn't play that song.

But when we say song of the summer, we are normally talking about our demo, our... Shit. The records that have been... Yeah, so we ain't never tried to talk about that have been the song of the summer ain't been the shit. Yeah, so we ain't never tried to talk about the big white folk record in the summer.

What song were we outside in the summers? Can we not escape? But that shit has seen it. Young M.A.U. was the song of the summer when it dropped. I don't think it was the song of the summer in outside demos. Right, so we speaking solely to our demographics. Not like us is 100%.

So you niggas never even heard, not you niggas specifically, but you never even heard the second verse of this million dollar billion song. That shit didn't even hit number one. Not that that's the full judgment of it, but to say that it's- Hit number two. Yeah. Behind what? Not like us. Okay. But if we're going to talk about like, oh, the bigger broader demographic and this is what white people listen to, I think they're listening're listening out like us too because it went number one

Yeah, for sure like An overall not hip-hop I'm talking about overall charts then you know, we haven't I'm having a conversation on Twitter I'm giving a little tick-tock. I'm dancers is doing I'm in South Africa. We don't play that fam. No respectfully respectfully you don't count Somebody get up and, respectfully. You don't count? Somebody get up and show me how you dance to that song when it comes on. To what song? Like forget about how the song sounds.

What do you think people are doing when this song is on if they're not TikToking? I was just gonna say they put their phone down and doing a TikTok. Get that shit the fuck out of here. They're doing dance routines and shit to it. Yeah. And I ain't mad at it.

It's just not Song of the Summer though. When we say Song of the Summer, we talking about to us. Unfortunately, sorry. That ain't been Song of the Spring, the Song of a Month. That song ain't... How you got hip-hop, boy? Even Sadish looked up on the Wikipedia song, the last paragraph says,

immediately was considered a consideration for Song of the Summer. Yeah, like... On the Wikipedia, it's marketing. That's part of the Summer. Yeah, like it's them. On the wiki. It's marketing. That's part of the marketing. It's them doing this. Since that song came out, everybody's been saying, oh my God, this is the hottest.

We got it, big door. Let's let it perform. Shut the fuck up and let it perform then. Right. It's a good song, so I don't want to sound like we're hating on it, but. Yeah, but it's not like that. Not like us.

Not like us. Oh my God. I agree. Like I said, everywhere I've went, and've been to a couple of states since it came out and when that record come on, that's one of them records where the DJ could cut it out and the crowd got you. That don't happen to a lot of songs. No. So.

You was mentioning something earlier about... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Off of our conversation, we were talking about, excuse me, we were talking about places that we couldn't go without it being a conversation with our significant other. I wanted to ask y'all, is there somewhere that your significant other couldn't go without it being a conversation with you?

I got places, I wouldn't know what y'all thought. Mine is like Target. Start with. Work. No, no. with you. I got places I wouldn't know what y'all thought. Mine is like Target. Style will. Work. No, but yeah, is there any cities that, yo hold up. My answer is yes to that. Where? I don't know if I want to share, but my answer is yes. Mine is yes, but it's more based upon what events are happening in that city around that time. Like, Essence Fest maybe? New Orleans? OK.

She can't go to Essence Fest by herself. Really? My lady can't go to Jamaica by herself. Can't go to Jamaica. That's out. You can't go anywhere, Memorial. There's nowhere. So outside.

Labor Day? What are we doing together? Labor Day? Where you going? Fourth of July. Fourth of July. Martha's Vineyard. What? Who's a little Martha's Vineyard?

You can do that. Martha's Vineyard is fucking. Martha's Vineyard is low-key Shooterville. I know a little bit. That's a festival with a little pipe down. Very estrogen heavy. I think she'd be safe. I'm more of an event person.

Not so much the city. You can't go to certain events. So when shit is lit. What's the joint carnival, Carabana. Yeah. That's on the list for me. No thank you. Carnival, Carabana.

We should have a conversation. That's going to include Miami because they have carnival too. That could be Miami any time of the year. Carnival, not Jamaica. Jamaica, if you wanna go out there and let the nigga on the raft rub on your ass, I'm fine. They're doing more than that on the raft. Call it Dami.

Go ahead, if you wanna do that on the raft. Dexter St. John. Wayne. Winston dropping something. Don't let the fool here. Oh no. I saw a little ball say that uh Jamaica for uh, Jamaica

is DR for women. Yes. I agree with that. Let the girls go at their fun. It is. Let the girls go at their fun. That's what I say. They wildin' over there. So yeah, that's the end of my answer. Miami Carnival, Caribbean. Okay. Yeah. I don't think I got end of my answer. Miami, carnival, Caribbean.

Yeah. I don't think I got none. I don't think I got none either. If I had one, just theoretically, it would probably be Jamaica. But, they in my chick white, so them Jamaica niggas be gunning. They think you got some money too?

They try to throw, what? That's a sport to them niggas over there. What, white girls? White women be coming over there, they be dikmatizing them and getting that bread from them. Oh that's weird. Yeah, they don't play. It's like DR. Foot up, foot up, foot up, you know what I mean?

You Jamaican. No I'm not. I'm not. This nigga is stupid. Delight coming. Damn. You hear this guy? This guy is awesome. All right, so Jamaica for you.

What is wrong with this nigga? Miami. Nothing to pause. You ain't going to Miami. Nothing for Fox. You ain't going to Miami either. Mel, you always try to exclude yourself out of these fucking ignoramus conversations we have. If I had a significant other, I'd probably have some issues with him going on trips to

DR or Columbia. Yeah, those would be the hell no, fuck no. Columbia? That's where the Bible convention and shit begins. Right, oh, okay. That's true, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. We go there to pray. Some old God be going on. Fellowship in this stuff. Yeah, no, absolutely not. No Brazil? You cool it up? No, no, no.

I'll add that to the list. Costa? Brazil. Costa Rica would be fine. Hmm. I was there, I was fine. Oh, y'all doing it again. Geography wars.

No, your activities in the dude trip activities is different. I'm telling you, as a guy- I mean, I know. When I was in Columbia, I saw that shit. It's going down the coast. Okay. Well, not as much as those ones. And Rika.

Yeah, you're Rika. Yo, that's funny. That's funny. And I think Miami, I'd be like, I'm gonna go with those ones. And Rika. And Rika. Yeah, you're Rika. Yo, that's funny. That's funny. And I think Miami, I'd be like, I'm coming. Oh, you just, oh, damn. I forgot my name. What?

Anywhere warm. No, not everywhere warm. With fine women. Can he go to Cancun? Yeah. Tallulah, you had to think about Cancun. I was just. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah.

I was thinking about it. I'm still mad that DR's even on on the list if I'm her nigga. I'm fighting for that one I'm fighting that one off the list but DR especially if we're in New York. Yeah We're in New York the are right there. No, I'm just saying taking away that the quick three hour run You're taking away the quick three. I'm a Hamas Yeah, you could mm-hmm, but I want to go to Jamaica. There's a whole bunch of islands that are- No. I wouldn't even break. What? Come on, Joe.

Barbuda. Never. Never what? I don't understand what you're saying. DR is at the top. That is number one. Of the female list. Of the no-go.

Absolutely. I think number one. I get that. I'm just saying I would fight for that one. How? I just told you. Knowing what DR is- My nigga, that's the thing.

Yeah, come on. That's when you even- I wouldn't even ask. I ain't gonna hold you up saying I would fight for that one. How? I just told you. Knowing what DR is and what, come on. That's one you even, you already know. I ain't gonna hold you up. Which one you fight for more, DR or Miami? DR. Miami, I'm just going. I don't give a fuck what you're talking about. I'm in Florida, call me any time.

Miami, just get it out of your limit. But the one that I'm gonna fight for, yeah, I'm fighting Florida, call me any time. Get it out of your limit. But the one that I'm gonna fight for, yeah, I'm fighting for that DR. Hell no. That's too close, it's right there. And I'm pulling out the, you know me, you know how I big head, you know I'm not going out there for that. Like stop.

You know I'm not going out there to fuck with the $7 hookers. Interesting choice of words. I'm gonna pull out the, what? You know I'm not going out there to fuck with the $7 hookers. They all ain't seven. It's a couple of 40s. Now they got some $7,000s. They got some $40 joints.

I've never been part of that run where they came over and it was two, three, four, five grand. I haven't seen that. I seen $7, $9, $12, $15. $20. $30. She stayed a whole day. She's your girlfriend. No, that's not attractive.

$100. That's not attractive to me. She come with her friends. I know I ain't doing that. You're praying to too low. Is it the whole country, or is it specific parts? I will not discuss. I would know, because I've never been really.

I will not discuss those. I've heard the rumors. Why, if your partner can't go, it don't even matter. I'm just wondering. I'm just wondering from guys who have gone, is there a specific part that men- I will not spill that tea in the hopes that- Sasua?

I do not want to spill that type of tea because I know there's a group of men planning it right now that they girl don't know. Oh, true, true, true. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ta! Yeah. Real nigga.

Yeah, man. Well, I'm going gonna let you guys know, Porta Plata, it's right down the street from like Sasua. That would be the place. Yeah, that's one of them that you gotta be careful about. She right. Now they redoing it up there. They doing better.

Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. The economy's coming together. They got a whole bunch of villas and building and stuff like that. I know, we had somebody knock on our villa door, but they meant the place next door. They was shooting, they shot.

How many years ago? No, it was the girls knocking on our door. They misunderstood the address. That was like five years ago, though, right? 10. So a while ago. Four. OK, yeah, they changed.

Oh, no. I was just there last year. I didn't see none of that. They got a new mayor and everything. Four years ago, so a while ago. Yeah,'s a long time, so you don't know. Yeah, it's totally different. I was just in DR last year, they didn't, none of that. Yeah.

They cleaned all that up. You guys are so convincing. I'm serious. I was there last year. No, that's what they cleaned up. I know you, I'm sure you were, but you were. Hey, come on, niggas, pick it up. It been four years.

Hey, fellas, what's going on out there? Come on, come on. Roll it up. Oh man, son. Oh shit. Idiot, yo. What y'all think about Lenny Kravitz saying that he ain't had sex in nine years? Lenny lying.

He lying his ass off. Why do you guys think he's lying? Nine years? Why would he say it? What would be the point of saying it? To try to get some new. Lenny Kravitz does not have issues. And Lenny come out with an album next week? Yeah. Lenny Kravitz does not have issues getting women. His DMs are probably filled to capacity at all times.

Getting women and getting the women that you would like to be. He's Lenny Kravitz. He could probably have just about any woman he wanted. Which makes it tougher to filter. Okay. So do you agree that he was actually on the sabbatical for nine years? He might have been on it. Yeah, I think. He might have been on it. I'm not going to doubt him. He said it.

Cool. Does it sound like some weirdo shit? Do I agree with Ice-T a little bit? Yes. Lenny Kravitz says he's on a spiritual journey and he's not trying to have premarital sex. So he's looking for his lifetime partner so he can get into that bag. I support that, nine years is just a really long time.

When did he say this? When he started his journey. Fuck he don't went to the moon and back, nigga what you talk about, I'm good. Recently he said this. Hey Ish, he just dropped the album last week. He just dropped the album last week. Wait, Litty Lime. Litty Lime.

Fuck is you talking about man? This the marketing you talking about right? This the marketing. The strategic marketing you talking about. That's funny. Exactly. Say it with me everybody. Everything's roll out.

I wonder how the having got no pussy music sounds like. It's a lot of guitar, I can tell you that. A lot of music. Strumming his ass off. Look at that line. Death metal album. That's funny, son. Listen to Gayle King, hot ass, being fast. The significant other in your life,

and can I beat her ass if she is? Oh, wait, what? God damn. Did I say that out loud? No. Yeah, girl. Do you have love? Look at you, look, look, look. Look at you, look at you, ha ha. Did I say that out loud? No. Yeah, girl. Do you have love?

Look at you. Look, look, look. Look at you. Look at you. Do you have a partner? Do you have love in your? Right now, I'm just open. Are you even looking?

Oh, that's fluid. It's hard not to look. I don't like that word. You know, when you desire something, you know, you're looking for it, right? But I find that when you don't look is when you find it. And I'm at a place where, I've said this for several years, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.

I wasn't ready, I thought I was ready, right? But now are you ready? I can say that. Girl, girl, fan it down. Now, how'd he know he wasn't ready? How'd he know he wasn't ready? Might've dated, might've dated, don't mean he was having sex.

Got it. I still think it ain't lying. Let it lie. Let it lie. Let it lie. Damn, why Gale was hot like that? Because she was sitting in front of Lenny fucking Kravitz. Okay.

And she was just on the cover of fucking Sports Illustrated magazine bikini issue. She is shooting her shot. She's just like, YOLO, one life to live. Yamel, you and Gail are ready to go. I'm not mad at her. I know, cause y'all are ready. You and Gail are two aging fast asses.

Why are you so ready? Why are you so ready? Why are you so ready like this? I'm not. Can I give her props for shooting her shot? Would you shoot your shot at Linnie Gravers? No, that's what I was going to say is I am like giving her props because I would not. Can I take a break? Can I take a break?

Yeah, we can take a break. I'm a little hungry. I'm a little famished. Linnie ain't the only one lying. Listen, lie. Listen, lie. I'm a little hungry. I'm a little famished. Lenny ain't the only one lying. This a lie. This a lie. This a lie, too.

What? Oh, man, yo. Line, line, line. Yeah. I want to get into my, uh. What was her line again? Oh, that she would shoot a shot at Lenny Krepitz? Yeah.

That was a lie. I'm shy. I know. Mel. Mel. Mel. Mel. It sounds like somebody else I know.

I believe you. I'm very shy. Mel. Yes. Almost to the point where you won't even shoot your shot. Yeah, exactly. You don't shoot, do you ever shoot? Other people will shoot the shot. What do you mean? Hey Mel, do you shoot your shot. Yeah, exactly. You don't shoot, do you ever shoot? Other people will shoot the shot.

What do you mean? Hey Mel, do you shoot your shot at all? I don't think so. After 50 years, you don't want to change that? Stop aging me up. 47. Oh, thank you. You know, maybe I'll try it.

Maybe I'll try it this summer. If I see somebody worth shooting my shot to, then I might need some pointers. So you see a dude at Roots Picnic over the weekend and you wanna shoot your shot at? Or at the junction. I don't know. Oh yeah, the Roots Picnic should be your type of thing.

That's, they there. That's your bag. Who you going with? I'm going with some girlfriends. Now I'm the money. Yeahnic should be your type of thing. That's, they there. That's your bag. Who you going with? I'm going with some girlfriends. Now I'm the money. Yeah. I'm going with some girlfriends.

Oh, so y'all should be able to scoop up. They cute? Yeah. My girlfriends that were here during Thanksgiving. I like them. Yeah, they were cool. I'm going with them. Homies.

They ain't about to bag nothing for you though. Well, one of them is in a five year relationship, so she's bringing her boyfriend. That's one out of the game. Oh, that's the crew out of the game. The boyfriend is there. Crew gotta be on their best behavior. Oh, dude. Oh, okay.

So you're not going with a group of girls? Well, and a man. And a boyfriend. And a boyfriend. That is called lying by omission. We about to take... You know that, right? That's lying by omission.

That's what women be hitting us with. We asked you who you was going with, and you left out the fact that it was a dude going. You just said it was a group of girls. I'm more so interested with how the girls feel when that happens. They never want the mannequin. No, he's cool.

Yeah, no, he's cool. He's cool. She don't want him to go. No, he's cool. He's cool. But now they gotta be on their best behavior. No, not at fucking all. No, we don't. That's tab. No, we don't. No, they don't know that. No, we've all... he's cool. But now they gotta be on their best behavior. No, not at fucking all. No, we don't.

That's bad. No, we don't. No, they don't know that. No, we've all traveled together. Like, we've gone to events, we've gone to islands. He hasn't been the only guy. Oh, God. Are there other guys going?

We all know people there, so we're all meeting up with people. I ain't talking about the same thing. We're we all know people there, so we're all meeting up with people. You know, and you can't. That little to the. This will prove that little to the is ready to go. That's it is so talk about product placement. That little to the is in the window of the store. That's Krispy Kreme with that light on.

Oh my God. Light keeping it nice and warm under there. Oh poor Mel, Mel wanna fuck something. No Mel gonna take something, Mel wanna fuck something. You got plans of leaving the group? I don't have plans of- Of splitting up.

But if it came up- She's staying in Philly for the night nigga, what are we doing? Are y'all all staying in Philly? Yeah, we rented a house. On same floor over in the house. Yeah Mel is gonna get a mouthful Salute 5 a.m. I'll fuck with you salute 5 a.m. And Philly got a whole new meeting now Hopefully that is with that Merlot Mellie, huh? I mean

It's Merlot Mellie coming out and shrew me Mellie I'm about to say Mushroom Mellie Mush fucking. Merlot Mellie coming out. And Shroomy Mellie. I'm about to say Mushroom Mellie. Oh, Mushroom Mellie. Mushroom and Merlot Mellie. Mellie, M&M. Merlot Mellie and Mushroom Mellie. M&M is in the building. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A few buildings. And Merlot Mellie's out. That's hate. Just don't play that juvenile high. Oh. And you good. Oh, man. It's going to be a good time. Salute.

I'm happy for you. Thank you. There we go. Thank you. Let's take it off the mouth. Okay. Come on E. Tell us about your man. Dying the fuck up.

Oh. That's fucked up. No, honestly, listen, and then we can move on. Good. It's fucked up when the summer hit. It's official. Last summer it wasn't that hot. So this year in New York, when they get the heating and the pools get the opening, you sick

if you ain't got nobody to fuck just when you feel like fucking. Now you gotta rush out there and get it going. Cause it's summer. You not going, if you been holding steady all year without fucking, that ain't happening in the summer. You're not Lenny Kravitz in the summer. No, I think it's the opposite. Shit.

I think the winter is when you feel like that. Not the summer. Because the summer is so much shit going on in New York City that you could be outside and entertained. They want to fuck after those things. Yeah, but they want to fuck. They want to fuck after those things. Skin is showing after them things. And the winter, yo, you got go in the house at 4.30. Wait, wait, what you think happened after those brunches?

They get their lit ass off them brunches and they call in the niggas if they want to go ahead and call? You ain't ever had your girl go out drunk? Can I come back drunk with her friends? What I'm saying is, in the wintertime it gets dark at 4.30. You gotta come home, it's cold outside. That's when you need to... That's when they being parents. That's when they beingin' parents. That's when they bein' moms. Everybody ain't got kids. In the winter. Oh, not the girls.

I'm talkin' about kids. Dog moms. Girls, I'm talkin' about I got kids. All the ones we want. I'm not talkin' to no girls without kids, actually. Their parents are stoppin' or somethin'. I hate them bitches. Bitches don't have kids.

They got too much time on your hands. First off, you ain't got shit to do. Parents are stoppin' or somethin'. You ain't got no responsibilities. Nothin'. You don't know nothing about putting somebody else at once ahead of yours. My God.

What the fuck I'm talking to y'all for? Holy shit. Now, unless you just don't want kids or are unable to have them. You gotta have a dog or something. Yeah, you gotta have a dog. A plant. Oh man, rest in peace.

Rest in peace. Fuck, have something that you gotta take care of, man. I wanna say rest in peace to my dad's dog, Yankee. Yankee died. Yankee was sick, and that house is going through it. How old was he? They had that dog for years, over 10 years. That dog, that house is going through it.

Cause they took him to the hospital thinking that they was going to try to preserve life. The hospital tell you that. And left without a dog. Oh, that's sad. Yeah, they were sad over there. He said, Joey, I finally understand you. Now what? No more dogs.

You goddamn right. And never go through that pain again in life. Shit, my mom's- What? Her dog now is 14. And like now when she walk in her house like she kind of preparing herself She said the dog is basically blind now deaf They'd be losing sight like she was like she screams for the dog the dog being somewhere sleep sleeps all day Yeah, losing weight. She's not eating no more

That's so crazy my mom's dog is the opposite of the way. My mom didn't let the dog do anything. I think she helped preserve his life because now when she passed and my sister took the dog, he, great, they took him to the dog. He's about to be 15 in July. What kind of dog is it though? What's the life expectancy on that dog? Little, what's that, the poodle shit?

The little, small little poodle shit? Oh, you didn't want to be with your mom. No, that's what I'm telling you. Mom's a stress-stricken. Mom's a mass-strict, stress him out, ain't let him go outside., that's what I'm telling you Mom's a strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, strict, I might get another cat. Me and cats be feeling each other. Leave me alone. Don't mind niggas. Yeah, the cat act like me.

Just make sure there's some fresh litter over there. Some food. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me sometimes, but when enough's enough, enough's enough. I don't fuck you up now. Hey, rub me when I want to be rubbed and get off me, nigga. Put some water in the bucket. All good, all fun and games.

Scratches and falling expensive shit you got in the bucket. All fun and games. Scratches the ball and expensive shit you got in the crib. You got to keep a little water bottle. My crib today don't be house or kid friendly. Yeah. Not pet friendly. Not kid friendly. None of that. I can't see you with no little box in the crib. I like it like that too. Instead of the LEDs.

Put that little box right in one of them closets at the bottom. Leave that door open. My house is prepared for a different type of cat if you know what I mean. We are old heathens. We are old prehistoric cavemen. Oh my God. We are terrible. We are terrible.

We have to get them LEDs up in that piece now. Oh no for sure. Got to. I thought about it. Do I want LEDs in the spot? I'm like, yes. That's how I gotta do it. Niggas get old like this and just turn they horny up just for no reason.

What are you going to do with the LEDs? My horny is only through my eyes though. Let me just paint the scene real quick. You know this nigga got this shit where you hit the button and the windows automatically. Oh that's right, that's right. Nigga, what you gonna do with the LEDs? What? He know exactly what he gonna do with the LEDs.

This freaky nigga here. Lucky I ain't got no money buddy. No they got the cheap LEDs now. Little light bulb, little Hewlett Packard, some shit. The LEDs cheap. Oh, mine ain't. The LEDs is cheap. Mine is production value.

West Coast reductions. Yeah, my shit is part of the network. That's really what the job of a network is. The view. When you come in and I hit these LEDs. That's really what the Joe Biden Network is. The view. When you come in and I hit these LEDs. That's the network. The view. Hit that fluorescent.

See, that's what I'm saying. The view for me count. Because nigga, if I'm- The view with the LEDs? Yeah. Nigga, if you just got LEDs in some little ass 10 by 10 room, I don't give a fuck what color they turn. When you got the LEDs with a view and some...

What's that scene with them? Some breeze? What's that scene in American Psycho? Christian Bale with the two girls in the room? I ain't seen that shit in a long time. That nigga set the camera up and just start posing at himself, laughing. Nigga.

Don't give me that type of view. Shh. Mm-mm. Aw, man. You know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about. Can't tell the audience or is it a secret? No, that one'm talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about. Can you tell the audience your secret?

No, that one I can't. I'm sorry. Listen, sometimes you just can't talk. So some smart person, tell me about what's going on with Donald Trump. Found guilty on all 34 counts? It was for the hush money case. Paid to the little escort girl.

Stormy Daniels. Stormy Daniels. Yeah, it was for the hush money case pants a little escort girl Stormy Daniels Girls he's a poor star porn star actress entertainer yeah It wasn't that they said that he took the funds from The account that's the same shit. I do when I hit that chase to chase. No. We move some money from over here. You ain't running for election, nigga.

No. You're not taking the money out of the account. Out of the campaign funds. Yeah, the campaign funds. No, just the pod funds. That's your pod. That's your, yeah. Yeah, some of these girls gotta get the pod funds.

Couple little pictures. Yeah, yeah. I'm joking, by the way. Niggas in West Virginia, they gave you their money for their teeth, and now you take it and give it to Stormy like, we got a problem here, Fer. But they don't have a problem. It's the craziest thing. It's the craziest part.

For their teeth? They got 34 counts out of this? No, it was other shit. They dragged it. They dragged it. I mean, he did some bullshit, but they dragged it. Are y'all voting? No. Yeah, I'm voting. Nah, I don't think so. No. Horrible message we're sending up here. Nah, I'm just saying, I just don't. Alright, no for E, no

for E, no for E, Ice. I'ma do the locals. But the presidential? Yeah, I'm good. You know. That's scary. Ice? Nah. I'm voting. They're what I'm saying? That's scary. ICE? Nah. I'm voting. They're going to kill us, but no. You guys voting? I can't. So I'd like to think I'm voting, yeah. OK.

I just don't feel confident in either one of the candidates. I mean, does it feel like picking the lesser of two eagles? Yes, it does. Yet again. I don't even think it's that. That was last time. I think now it ain't even a lesser. It's just I'm either either voting or I'm moving to Africa and I'm not prepared to move to

Africa yet. Johannesburg is really nice. I cry. Yeah, I'm not there yet and I would have to convince at least one of y'all to come with me. If they gave us a different option from Joe Biden then I would consider, that sounds crazy to have to say that. Like if Kanye was running you man?

The Rock? No. Just someone who was coherent. Someone that can actually. Yo I'm going to keep it a buck with you. I've never voted Republican in my life. If they had a quality candidate that I thought could lead the country, I would vote Republican versus Biden.

This time, now your money is weird. No? It ain't got nothing to do with one. Hang on, I'm dead ass. You would go for Jeb Bush or Hang on, I'm dead ass. You would go for Jeb Bush, just anybody. Never. I'm just saying.

Nah, I'll go with... What's my man name, Kennedy's son? Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney, DeSantos? Would you go with DeSantos? Never. Hell. What?

I'm just asking. Somebody tell me what this Trump shit means for him running. It means nothing. Nothing. There are 11 days away from officially naming him as the Republican nominee. He gets sentenced 11 days away, right? No, that's in July. That's in July.

He's getting sentenced in July. In 11 days he's going to be officially named the Republican candidate for presidency. Really? Yes. I got the time for this. Which is so weird with this country. As a convicted felon, you can't vote, but you can become the president of the United States.

No, as a convicted felon, you can't enter the armed services. But as the president, you are the head, actually, of the armed services. You are the commander in chief. That's one of your titles. So you are above all military personnel. You the top cop. I think the New York law is if he served a day in jail, he wouldn't be able to run right and he's not But he's probably not gonna serve well. They were saying he

Soon as it's on the sentence, he's gonna appeal Mm-hmm, and that process takes a long process The election will be done happen before the appeal is actually oh and then I'm gonna win the presidency and then come back and say Hey, get that out there. I'm sorry myself race that. Mm-hmm But what if they deny his appeal? They're not gonna deny his appeal. Even if they deny the appeal, the time for it to get,

it's gonna drag out is what they were saying. Yeah, he'll be the president by the time he denies it. By the time it's actually heard to be. Man, that shit ain't nothing, but money and motherfuckers having money just circumventing the law. They could just drag it out. And doing whatever they want to do. Listen, the political shit is 100% not my bad.

So I don't want to pretend to be an expert on this. But with my dumb ass eye, it sure did look like this was just free press for him. Like, when he walked out that court, they were standing there like the king was coming through for him to give his announcement. Very different from me evading the Daily News guy walking out of the courtroom.

Like nobody ran up to me, they didn't give me a runway to talk. It was just that one Daily News nigga that be at that New York court for all the black people. Hey, you got a word real quick? I'ma jam you up, say something stupid. Donald Trump, they gave that nigga a podium. They stood there like the military. While he just gave an announcement to say, hey, November 5th is the real debate. I don't care none about this. I'm gonna win that and then we'll double back. I was like, damn, they got them down

like they knows for real. I mean, he's a former president. He's very popular whether people you know want to go ahead and try to speak against him. He's still very popular in America and he seems to be very confident no matter what comes in front of him. He's already asking for his supporters to donate a dollar. Oh yeah his website broke from the donations. Yeah, like he's... Like him or not, he is... He kinda embodies America in the hypocrisy of America to a certain extent. Very true.

He does. He's the... If we needed a representation of what America is as far as standards and morale, he is that. I know we talk like... That's your guy. No, no, no. It's not my guy. But when we just talk about America and what it stands for and the truths of America, he is that.

Hypocritical, fame, capitalism, all that other shit, he embodies that to AT. So if you guys want any different. We're not supposed to want Trump to win because he gonna get in and get to finagling with that final seat. Yeah. Yeah, well, he already put three in.

Yeah, like he's done his damage for the most part. He put two or three. Three, he put Amy Barrett, Yes. Kavanaugh, and Neil Grossertsch, I pronounced that wrong, but he did 2017, 2018, and 2020. He put three in.

Right before he got out. My non-political political take is Trump is gonna dangle the money in front of everybody and then get in so he could finagle the paperwork. And the fucking legislations and all of that shit. The proposals. He gonna get everybody some money so everybody go out and vote for him.

But what he do to that back end, it's gonna be bad. Yeah. Again, please don't kill us, we're not political. No, I ain't a politician nigga. Hey, turn on CNN. If he gets four, let's say he got four judges in there, right? What's to stop him from trying to introduce some shit

that could even change the Constitution to allow you to run for more than two terms. They thought about him doing that before. You get what I'm saying? Like the Supreme Court are the ones who actually change these things. So if I got four y'all, that's my niggas. We can convince a couple more. My two terms, it means nothing no more. Now I could extend this. Well, we saw that happen in New York. When uh- And again, please don't kill me. I believe it was Bloomberg, right? Bloomberg had it changed where he could go ahead and run again even though he wasn't

supposed to. It's possible. And, I mean, that's the sad part. It's the scary part with any president that gets into that seat. You take the chances of them going at it and changing some shit and making some shit law that really doesn't benefit the people. I think if he gets in, knowing that, all right, once I'm outta here, that's it,

I think he gonna turn a lot of shit up on the way out. If we look at history, we do for some, from the days of when they introduced a Federal Reserve and that got signed off and that fucked up a lot of shit down the line as far as finances We might be Hitting the full circle, so I don't know he gets in democracy is fucked like there's gonna be no real concept of democracy He's gonna be a fucking dictator. That's basically it. People think it's just Trump and it's Biden, but it's not.

It's the Republican Party and all of their plans and what they have been planning for years and years and years. And when it comes to his views on law and order and the police, law enforcement, giving them complete and total autonomy and... They say he gonna make immunity, he gonna give grant police, immunity. Complete and total autonomy and... They say he gonna make immunity, he gonna give complete and total immunity.

Immunity. I don't know if he's telling the truth, but I think he's just saying that. I think he's absolutely telling the truth. They want to outlaw birth control. Like it's Christian fundamentalists. Exactly. They do that. Christian fundamentalists play a huge role in the

Republican party values. So it's not just about Trump and Trump coming in and getting money and shit like that. That's not what's going to happen. It's a very scary situation. Like, it's terrifying. Agreed. So I don't know who anybody votes for because... Yeah, like, what do you do?

It's a sleepy n behind the wheel though. I know that. Shit, hitting the rumble shit. You done hit the side shit. There we go. Shit. ["Better Better Better"] And y'all are right, I found that clip that I was talking about earlier what percentage of things is black it was America 30%

Black. Percentage is black. NBA has to be over 90%. Actually, the Europeans probably notched this down like 10% or so. So maybe like 75%. 70.4. Not a bad guess. Y'all can guess if you have one. The US.

I know it's 13% because of that one stat that always floats around. 13.6, okay, spot on. The MLB, this is hard. It's mainly like Dominicans, Venezuelans, and Puerto Ricans, and white guys. Probably like 10%, maybe, that's tough. Oh wow, only 6.2.

Wow. The world, well definitely low because like China and India are like a quarter of the population. It's probably like 15%. 14%? 14%? Okay, I'm gonna pull some black demographics, nice. The NFL isn't as much as the NBA

because of like offensive linemen and quarterbacks. And NBA was what, like 70? So maybe like 50? 53, cool. And then the NHL, oh my gosh. I know there's that one guy, P.K. Saban or however you say his name. I'm gonna say like 1%.

No, 3.8%, pretty decent. That's four. Not a bad game. Damn. What else is there? We got the Trump. What else is important, unimportant? Let me put on my list of shit.

See if I'm missing anything. We want to say rest in peace to Drew Gordon, Aaron Gordon's brother, car accident. I can't imagine what that family is going through. Damn. So rest in peace to Drew Gordon. Aaron Gordon is a really good guy. Hold your head, Aaron, we love you.

Let's see, on my list I got the JLo residency is in question, we can save that for patreon Why do girls want to be the only one to fuck on your mattress we can save that Do y'all know that to be true they would prefer They find that shit offensive. I've never That's fucking ridiculous never heard that before. That's fucking ridiculous. I've never heard that before. It's a goddamn mattress, you don't change it like your fucking underwear or Kleenex.

I've never had a girl come to me like, how many girls have you fucked on this mattress? Let me think of the Drake one. How many other girls slept in this bed say a different number than the one that's in my head? How many niggas said that? Niggas did what? I'm not fucking on your mattress? How many niggas you fuck?

Oh, nice. I can tell once you change the sheets. If her mattress feels too good, I assume that she done did a lot of fucking on this mattress. There's a lot of character on this motherfucker. You ain't buy this and I can just get to sink. That's the cloud. Yeah, I know.

You was a cloud. Box spring missing the woods. Oh yeah You was a cloud Yeah, what's fucking going on? Oh, yeah, have you a chick cheated? Nigga was busting on the mattress. Wait. Wait. I don't want what mattress her mattress. Yeah. Ho? I don't know if I want to. Go ahead. If you find out your girl was cheating on the mattress that y'all fucked with. And you took her back.

And you took her back. Do you still fuck on that mattress? Nah, you gotta change that. You gotta change that. You gotta change that. Yeah, I ain't mad at them for feeling that way. Wait, I gotta change it or she gotta change it? No, she gotta change it.

She gotta change it. That's gonna mean me changing. Why not? Just get new sheets. Nah, you ain't gotta change it. Bitch, you ain't afford no mattresses, no, just get new sheets. Nah, you gotta change it. Bitch, you have four new mattresses. You want a little patch? I'm about to take it to a mattress cover.

I don't want no mattress cover, no other nigga. No, nigga, a new one. Get a new one. Oh yeah, get a new mattress cover. Get the new mattress cover. Bitch, if you don't get this mattress out of here. What you talking about? Sweet shit right there.

You crazy. Mattress expensive. I'll go as far too. I'll put the bed bugs cover over that shit too. Little plastic bag shit. Yeah, plastic bag. I think that women that zone out are very unrealistic. Another nigga had your head down in that mattress?

Another nigga had a head? What that gotta do with you? Fuckin' on a mattress. Nigga, if he fucked in a car, you gonna make her get a new car? Yeah. Bustin' her ass on that living room couch too. Shit. Now what? New house.

To Ikea we go. You better go ahead to our house. Restoration hardware. Oh my God, rest in peace. The Z Gallery is not there no more. They done moved Z Gallery. It's no longer. I don't know what that is.

You don't know what Z Gallery is? You're a liar. You know what it is. This thing's mad at me. You know what it is. Look, it's Judge G. Don't just be lying.'t know what that is. You don't know what Z Gallery is? You're a liar. You know what it is. This thing's mad at me. You know what it is. Don't just be lying. You know what it is.

Because I ain't brought a thing from there, but I still know what it is. You know what it is. That Z Gallery right there on 17 was the one and it's gone. They only have like an online presence now. You know how much shit I got out of that Z Gallery? For the crib. Oh man, that hurts.

There's a lot of stores doing that now. A lot of mirrored shit in there. That one hurts, huh? This could be one on 462. Well, it's gonna be Bar and Furniture. You still, you look like you still get the shit off the truck when the nigga hit you, yo. I got about seven more TVs.

Yeah, nigga. What the fuck? I know. Yes. That's the? I know. Yes. That's the plug. I'm going to talk to you. What are you talking about? Look, that guy had $20,000 mattresses for $4,000.

Catch. What the fuck is wrong with you? What? He's slandering the truck now. I don't know. Y'all got it good. I'm going to park the truck now. I need to find a new one.

Yeah. Catch it. And we're out. Crazy nigga, I went out. Shit. Crazy, nigga. I'm out filled, waiting for the nigga to tell some shit. I bought a new mattress, but I might need to frame my mattress. What does that mean? Like a picture frame. How much you pay?

Like, hang it up. Like, it's a legend. Oh, you're talking about your old one. Cut a little square out of it. Yeah, man. Frame me. You know how they do when they turn the stadium down. I might have to raise it to the ceiling, raise it to the sky like the banner.

I want chips with this thing. If someone came over and tried to buy it from you, you gonna sell it to them? Uh, no. Okay. I would give it to somebody. To somebody in my family that needs a mattress. But then they gonna sleep on some old fucking. That's what I'm saying. Some old fucking.

It was fucking going on in here. Yeah, they go to sleep on some of my syndicated episodes. Oh. Little squirtles on this motherfucker. Legendary stain right there. Oh. Yeah, you know who that was? Oh my God, just cause I'm squirting.

Oh my God, make can't stop squirting. Yeah. Oh my God, make it stop, daddy. Yeah. God, that shit me. Stupid ass squirters. Hey. Hate them squirters. Oh my God, ruining your whole bedroom, daddy.

Yeah, ruin it. Do you love it? Yes. Go in the bathroom. Do you like it? Then they start doing this stupid shit. Make it stop. Make it. They start hitting they start doing this stupid shit. Megan, stop! Megan!

They start hitting their pussy. They gonna pat her. They gonna pat her. You're like, yeah! Don't pat her. No, I don't! Yo, bitch, you look like a cave woman. You need to be arrested.

I'm patting it. No! Go sit on a toilet bowl, please. Why you do that? Sit right here. I ain't got no! You're the fucking gremlin. Do it again.

Tongue go stuck out. Now. Oh, what the fuck y'all talking about? Ay, ay, ay, gang, no! You're fucking gremlin! Do it again! Tongue go stuck out. Now! Oh, what the fuck y'all talking about? Yo, that was disgusting. Oh, thank you.

That was fucking gross. Thank you. I couldn't even look at you. Thank you. Okay. They swear they say, hi daddy! I'm ruining your whole pillowcase daddy! You'll never lay comfortably right here again!

You like this? You like this? Somebody stop him! No! That's how it be! Daddy you'll never lay comfortably ready again Stop him What the fuck you doing? I don't want to trouble with nothing. That is shit. She didn't step up. Blue pads and leave for the dog? Yeah, beep beep pads. Fucking door pads underneath the bed. You got a wee wee pad for your bitch? No no no.

I'm the wee wee pad. Yo you are a freaky ass boy. Yo look what you did. That nigga said I'm the wee wee pad and laid out on the squirt. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, I forgot you said you like that. I love that shit.

I like it too. But I don't want to be. I'm not letting nobody squirt on me like him. Then where they squirting? On the bed, nigga. What are you getting on that? You definitely got the truck in that. Yeah, I need a new bed.

Hey, question for you, little freaky squirter bitch. Is there any way to stop that? Like can we fuck and you not do that? Like on and off? I mean I can, but you just give me, when I get going, when you really get things going, when you get it going, going when you really get things going When you get it going With the under bite Oh shit. Yo, what's wrong with you, yo? My bitch don't behave like an animal. That's when the demon come out.

Fuck that one. It's only the bitches I picked up from the Bronx or projects. They come over to your nice house and wanna squirt everywhere. You don't do that on your radiator. Fuckin' intertort. Yeah. What's that picture you posted the other day?

Which one? You posted some picture the other day talking about, yo, they playing with me? I don't remember. It was a skinny motherfucker, like something was chopped off in the back. Oh no, the chick that was slim thick. Oh yeah, she paved for the picture.

Oh no, that's funny. Yeah, that was funny. That was funny. Fam, you come in my house and you got the little bed like that with the rollers on it, you know? Yeah. The frame with the rollers.

Don't squirt in my house if you wouldn't squirt in yours. Oh, no. Squirt in theirs. Yeah, but that's the problem. Hey, bitch, I had somebody come over here and pick these drapes. They came over with the big binder. Book with a book.

And I had to go through 900 pages and consider it, bitch, of looking at drapes. Here you come. Oh, I love you living wrong, like that oh my god daddy these LEDs I can't get strong enough those are studio qualities no you know what really fucked up though? those are studio qualities

fucked up shit I don't mind that shit in my crib or her crib but if we in a hotel it's embarrassing what? I know that sounds, he's right. Isn't that the 69? He's right. That's embarrassing as fuck. He's right, dog.

The temperature is 69. Yo, you never got embarrassed in a hotel? What? No. I've been embarrassed in a hotel. I ain't been back right there six. Oh, the hotel is four meter embarrassed. Yeah, that's right.

Every towel game. They had to change the whole shit in there. And I'm calling up for me. I'm calling up for you. I'm calling up for you. I'm calling up for you. I'm calling up for you. four meter embarrassing. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah. Every towel getting changed. They had to change the whole shit in there. And I'm calling up for more.

I have to check in. Hey, just came on all the towels. We used every towel in a matter of seconds. We were so horny. I need a new batch. I need a whole batch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The little ones, too.

You know how I give it up? The little hand towels. That's how you know I'm dirty. I ordered all the towels and then when the cleaner lady came I waved off Hey, no bitch. We naked we fucking we nasty no get out of here My god chick be screaming screaming yo that shit is in bad. I know more What the fuck you talking about? I ain't about to do nothing. You about to get yelled at. What the hell? What the fuck you doing? Yo, you gotta stop. She be all screaming and shit.

What you did, daddy? No, that shit didn't. You're all screaming. I ain't doing that no more. You're an idiot. Holy shit. Y'all niggas get embarrassed in the hotel. That's crazy.

Yes, bro. I like to do some of my best work in the hotel. No, you do, but then afterwards you like, yo, they gotta come in here and change all this shit. I'm never going to see these niggas again. Nigga, we got more nights in here. No, I know when I get embarrassed in the hotel. When I get embarrassed in the hotel, you did your work,

you wake up early like a dodo. So I'm up early. She in the bed, asleep. You done walked in the other room. There go the little tray, the food tray sitting there with mad last night's leftovered bread. It just drigs, everything you ordered, just staring you in the face, you're gonna eat half of it.

You're like, what a fat slob. You just ate and fucked and knocked out. You are a loser, past you are a loser. What a loser. I feel no embarrassment at the moment. That shit right in the hallway, keep it pushing. No, man. I'm cool. That shit right in the hallway, keep it pushing. Nah man. I'm cool.

That shit is embarrassing, bro. I'm not gonna lie, it is. Then I hit the balcony at five a.m. naked to watch the sunrise. Fuck they talking about. Oh the balcony, fuck it. After I just did my big one. Fuck you don't know.

Did my big one last night. Gotta watch the sunrise and think. Naked? Yes. In somebody else's shit. What do you mean somebody else's shit? In the hotel, you're just gonna be bucket. On the balcony. Yeah, nigga, I fuck on the sunrise and think. Naked? Yes. In somebody else's shit. Yes. What do you mean somebody else's shit? In the hotel, you're just gonna be bucket. On the balcony.

Yeah, nigga, I fuck on the balcony. Yo, that is the time to do all of that stupid shit. It is, the balcony is for that. The balcony is for nighttime fucking, and not 5 a.m. nakedness. The balcony for fucking fucking period. Oh, nigga, I got me fucked up. I don't know what you talking about.

The balcony's for everything. If I could walk around, nigga, I would. We know. Like in general? Yeah, yeah, baddie. Yeah, we came into the world that way. That nigga's a, yeah. You ain't never hear a nigga say he walk around the house

with a t-shirt on? Oh, is Winnie the Pooh the whole situation? I said fully negative is what I said. Nigga definitely did. I didn't ask you to extend. I didn't ask you to extend. Cold as hot as his cold as his extend. The whole top is just cold. The whole top part is already just cold, right?

That's crazy. When it's nippy. Long sleeve t-shirt like that. It be nippy inside sometimes. Got to strut over to the top. Who put this thing on 72? I'm not going to though, I had a That was free guitar.

I had a conversation where the only thing that I am embarrassed by in the morning is that I don't really like a woman to see my morning dick. I'm not offended at neither, I ain't gonna hold you. I don't mind. Wait, wait. We knew all night. What's happened? What's wrong? Especially if I already gave her the What's going on we knew? All night. What's happened? Especially if I already done gave her the good.

What's going on with you? You gave her the nice. You know what I do. What's going on with this in the morning? What does it do in the morning? It just ain't the. It's a little winky. Yeah, it should be on the young me.

It ain't the best representation of. It should be in the preemie stage. Of my peak moment. No, the honey pack left the system now, nigga. Because I never even heard of this. Yo, dog, I was with you. Come on, man. You know what, diggity?

Oh, like a Lil Dick Dap. All right. Certain things I just won't dab for. That must've been Lil Tude, dog. Yo, where are you, too? That was a wild dab. That was a wild dab. I ain't saying nothing about Lil Dick Dap.

It's just not his fault. But don't dab nobody. I ain't saying nothing about Lil Dick Dap. It's just not his fault. But don't dab nobody. I ain't saying nothing about Lil Dick Dap. It's just not his fault. But don't dab nobody. I ain't saying nothing about Lil Dick Dap. It's just a wild dab. That was a wild dab. I ain't saying nothing about little dick dab.

But don't dab nobody. Ain't nobody say nothing about it. It's just not the strongest representation of yourself. Yeah, but you just put it down. I know. She know what it do. She might not trip. I'm just going to trip. I don't want you to see that. Well, if you wake up before, you know.

That's when the gummy get in there. That's when the gummy get in there. Bigger than it'd ever be. That's when the gummy get in there in the morning. Oh, no, I don't put no gummy in in the morning. What? Oh, you wild. I'll sit there, I'll start thinking. Word. And then we're gonna get right, but I'm not starting.

You start with a gummy? I'm not starting the day with a gummy. On a medium? I'm going, no, I need full power. Crazy. It's gonna get there? Isn't that good? We're gonna get it there first

before we shove anything in. Nah, I'm driving the stick. We're gonna get it there first before we all you shoved anything in now We just driving the stick we gonna ride three The three Come on, we're gonna get this. Come on now. Clutch a little fuck up. Clutch a little fuck up. Crazy. Let it run for a little bit. Let it run, let it run. It's cold, it's cold. Don't cut the air on you, just let it run.

Wrap it up, step forward. Celebrate it a little bit. Put in Nutri real quick. What? Niggas been there. She's treating this like the car wash. Go ahead girl, put it in. Once we rollin', we here now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go, there we go. Oh yeah She's treating you like the car wash. Go ahead, girl.

But once we rollin', we here now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go, there we go. Oh yeah, I told you, I told you. What? Hey, don't go nowhere now. Crazy nigga. Oh man.

Yeah, once I'm into it, I'm into it. But girls think guys is always into it. That's the problem. So if you perform like you're not all the way into it, they think that you gay or some shit. Or they think something wrong with them. Or they think they pussy's broke. That's why I don't do that. They think you're not into it.

Is it broke? Oh my God. I couldn't be broke with all this broke? That's why I don't do the... They think you're not interested. Is it broke? Oh my God. I couldn't be broke with all this shit. That's why it's broke. These bitches are disgusting. Imagine if we did that as niggas. They want that shit. You started off the pod.

You know they nasty, they want that shit. Oh shit. Oh you forgot the start. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started.

I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know if this pod started. Oh shit. Oh you forgot to start. He forgot to start. I don't know if this pod started. I don't know. When I leave and I'm thinking with my right mind,

that might be too embarrassing of a start. So we'll talk later in the parts. I can see this nigga on the street, yo Joe, your ass good. Like yeah. He's a welcome Joe. Yo. Me too.

Me too. Last night. Where you got us? You gotta get the green vaccine, my G. Every time that's happened to me, I feel like I shared it on the podcast. Wait, it happened more than once? The fact that it happened more than twice. No, you ain't shared it on the podcast. He shared it on the podcast. No, he shared it. He shared it with us, not on the podcast. So it's gonna be more than once. The fact that it happened more than twice. No, you ain't shared it on the podcast. Yes, he shared it on the podcast.

No, he shared it. He shared it with us, not on the podcast. I've also shared it on the podcast before. I'm gonna ask a very, a question. I really don't wanna know. Yo, let me ask you a question. No, please let me ask. Oh, look at the newer boys.

Look, they both got a hand. Who me? Who me? Which one of y'all wanna go first? How many times has this happened, nigga? In truth, that's an invasive question. That's an invasive question. Yo, that's your norm?

Okay, can I ask another question? What do you mean norm? If something happened to you two to three times over the span of 30 years, what are you talking about? If something like that happened to me one time. It only takes one time for me to break my leg on that bump right there. Next time, I'm gonna dodge out the way

when I know it's coming. Pause, pause. Y'all pause. Some of y'all are not sexually mature enough to have this conversation. So I'm gonna let the jokes fly. Oh my gosh. Oh, you're gonna serious us out now.

You went there and now you went there. This is a Saturday pod, Joe. This is a Saturday pod. This is a Saturday pod. This is a Saturday pod. We don't wanna get Saturday pod. This is a Saturday pod. This is a Saturday pod. My God. We don't want to get serious. Yeah, yeah.

All right, so Candice Owens. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Speaking of. Speaking of. Yeah, that's why Candice feel like that, because of you. What I'll say to you is,

and I'm not saying it to you, Mr. Fucking Vanilla himself. You a freak, you a freak, right? No. You a freak, yeah, boy. You a freak, right? No. You a freaky ass boy. You a freaky ass boy. He was just 35 pictures. Bet. Bet. You a freaky ass boy. I like that shit. I know you a freak. Call it what you want. What do you say to the women that like to see that from men? Nothing. That's what I just said. They like that shit. You said if we could, they look, yeah. Like, oh. You said that we could, they look, yeah. Like, oh.

They don't like that end result you talking about. I don't know who you talking about. I think we lost, I'm lost. Wait, what end result you talking about? I think you, if you talking about the same one, I don't think they like that. Freaky ass nigga. What I'm talking about, I know a bunch that like that shit.

Yeah, for them. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Can we get clarity? Can we get clarity on? No. No, no, no. I'm not clearing nothing up for you niggas.

Figure it out or don't. I'm going to try. Oh, God. So it's basically like, are you asking? I'm not asking anything. Don't look at me. He said that there's women that like to visualize a man self-shoot himself. That's what you're saying?

Yes. Yeah. In the face. In the face? I'm no longer here. Okay. Okay. I don't know them.

All right, I ain't a freak either. I'm pretty sure it is. There's freaky shit for every. There's a lot of women. I don't know any of them. No, that's the thing. A lot of women do like to watch a guy pleasure himself. Yes, absolutely.

No, no, no. We know that. They like to watch the shot. We know that. But I'm talking about- But landing in his eye? In your own face, your own shot. I didn't know that woman would like that.

They love it. They're going to square it out. Oh my God, pop that. Oh my God. Let me shoot me too. Oh man. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let me shoot me too. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let me shoot me too. Oh my god.

Let me shoot me too. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I mean. Well I guess they'll tell us about it in the fucking comments. No they will.

They will. They will. This meat is killing them. It's a suicide. It's a suicide. Yo. Yo. I don't care.

It's a suicide. It's a suicide. It's a suicide. It's disgusting. It's a suicide. It's a suicide. Oh my god. Yeah Stop Worked loser bitch you better not have a problem with that barf. That's his boy Shit something else to share with you at patreon. Oh Not yet though. All right, where's my phone at? I do want to announce to y'all a few things That have nothing to do with this podcast Simply human will not stop releasing new trash cans This shit makes it tough when you want to get a new trash can but it don't match the old trash can now

Where do you buy them now? I like. Oh Where do you buy them now? I love them. Oh, cause they got everything from Beyond. So, Bad, Bad, Bad from Beyond. Them niggas. Do y'all know I'm blown away by this news? Like y'all treating it kinda casual. No, I'm bigger. When I'm watching the TV the other day,

mind you, I done bought 80 Simply Humans since 17. Y'all know the Bad, Bad, Bad, we used to get that shit. Nigga, and I like the one I got. It's a big one, the rectangle. I go get the M garbage bag. They got a hustle going. They do. They selling the garbage and the bad.

So I go to Amazon, let me get all the M's, cool. My dad and everybody that bought one after me went and got the little shit, you wave your hand, they'll do do do. And I laugh every time I walk there. Nigga, open it. I don't know if that's dope shit. You gotta wave your hand for some trash. You gotta wave for trash man.

You fucking bitch. So now they show me a commercial and Simply Human, they got some new marketing shit. So I paid attention. Because what could you do after you wave your hand over the thing? Here they come. The new scented garbage can. If you buy this bag with this garbage, it's or vanilla

I said your these motherfuckers Good glad got them for the bag. Yeah, my bags got the fucking Febreze built They got a breeze they gotze built American shit Lemon and rotting chicken You want something to matter? I heard you. I heard you. I can't acknowledge it. But are you dead now? Yeah, you all right? Yeah, I'm dead. You gotta go. You are so ready. She's ready for roots here.

This nigga, mad roots. And picnics. Oh. Yeah, so, bad roots. Blue cheese is white people oxtail. I thought cheese was white people oxtail. I thought cheese was white people oxtail. What's wrong with you? Blue cheese. Where do your mind be when you home by yourself?

You know what I'm saying? It said blue cheese is white people oxtails. You got to break that one down. Yeah, what the fuck? You said it so calm. This nigga's a dick. Well, y'all know the story of Oxtail, right? Mm-hmm.

Where, you know, black people with sauce and some shit, they threw the tail to the side, we grabbed that shit, shafted up, and made some ill shit, and now white people. Oxtail, that's the Oxtail story. Nigga. Oh, I get it. I never knew how blue cheese was made.

It's moldy cheese. Ain't that most cheese? Why the fuck you didn't tell me that? Mad cheese. Nigga, nobody on earth told me blue cheese is mold. And white people took the cheese, put it somewhere so it could get nasty mold. Poe, Poe's in the background, oh delicious.

The moldiest. Mad Cheese's mold, nigga. What cheese is a mold? I don't know that. Me neither. I never knew that. You fucked me up with that one. There's a couple.

What's the other one? Gouda? No, Gouda's not good. I don't know. Gorgonzola? I'm not a cheese guy. Yeah, because Gorgonzola and blue cheese are so, they look exactly the same. Blue cheese is like Roquefort because Gorgonzola and blue cheese are so, they look exactly the same.

Blue cheese is like, I don't even purchase Gorgonzola. Gorgonzola, Stilting. Yup, can I add y'all something? Stilter, you said right? Why are we eating moldy cheese? That shit is good. Tastes good. Humans are disgusting.

Humans are disgusting, my nigga. Yeah, we eat a lot of that shit. They just named it some cool shit. Yeah. Blue. Brie and Camembert? Camembert. Camembert. Camembert. Yum.

Cheeses have a thick white surface of mold. Hey, y'all. Shut up. Yeah. She heard. You've eaten Brie on a nice charcuterie board. I don't like Brie that much. I love Brie.

I hate mold. Yeah, don't say. Yeah. That's crazy. Charcuterie man. I do love charcuterie. You do love a charcuterie board. Yeah, that's right. yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah's everybody. That's everybody. And we do get sick. And they sell our shit for a lot. We get sick. We hit that toilet bowl right after we eat and all that shit. Fucking blue cheese. We getting sick. That's crazy. I want to hit the round of applause for Vince Staples.

World's next Netflix announced season two of the Vince Staples show. I couldn't be happier. Congrats Vince. Couldn't be prouder of him, everybody that worked on that show. Black people funny. Can't wait to see what season two looks like. It's like that everybody showed up for him.

Because you know what I'm saying? Like, yo, show up so I could get renewed for season two. So apparently, it worked. So I love that. Yeah, I'm excited about that. I like season one. I am caught up on the jinx now. It's over.

Oh my god. I finished the jinx. And this is why I don't like speaking to people about shit before I see it. What's wrong with what the wife did? Oh, I think she just kind of set him up a little bit. How? I think that she purposely didn't really participate in his trial. Yeah, didn't really care about what was going on with him and his lawyers. Shit about the outcome.

Yeah, she't really care about what was going on with him and his lawyers. Shit about the outcome. She got her bread. And she's the trustee of his. I didn't see nothing wrong with any of that that she did. Well, yeah, because he's a murderer. Well, no, because she came to grips with this stuff before he even proposed. The family said, hey, that seems like some business relationship shit. And then they started talking about,

shit, he wasn't even at the wedding or the honeymoon or he wasn't in the same state. She was with someone else. Yeah, and then she had a boyfriend. Doofy ass nigga, Bob calling the house, talking to the boyfriend, hey, can you put on a, I'm like, yo, she did it right. I just don't see things, she did anything wrong.

She got in this to hold him down, protect him, and get the money through all his crime. She held him down the entire way, and then got her money. Oh, my purpose. Yeah, it's like a contract. But he even said on the phone with her, it seems like you're intentionally not really investing as much as you could,

because that's more money for you and the trust. Yes. Yeah. But I got the money now, can do whatever I want. Yes. Sounds like I haven't watched it but the way Joe's explaining it I don't see she did nothing wrong. If we had an agreement and I held up the end of my agreement and now we're at the end I got what I was supposed to get out of it I did what I was supposed to do to get it. I did what I was supposed to do to get it. We are, good luck, salute. I didn't say it. Episode five was still the headbanger for me,

but what a great ending. And ending with them saying her, hey, was it all worth it at the end? She was like, yep. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Hundreds of millions of dollars.

Yeah, it's worth it. Yeah. What'd you just about say? Had she played ball a little bit more, could he have been innocent? No. No. None she could do to get him out of there. Oh, okay.

He was done. He was done. He was finicky. He just wanted support, basically, then? No, he was accusing her of not fucking investing, because she was, he was talking about they need money for this and this and this, and she's like, I paid it, maybe. It seemed like she was intentionally not really keeping up with shit. She was the person that was supposed to

just be responsible for everything he wanted to do. Whether that be paying off this girl, paying light bills, just holding the money down. She eventually was on the board of the trust. So when she was talking, I didn't get, I didn't get her saying, hey, this is my decision. I want to kind of dial back on the money for the lawyers

because that's my inheritance money. It sounded like she was speaking for the board of the trust that was done with him. It sounded like the whole board was like- We know you fucked. We know you're not going to get out of this. We're basically wasting money at that point. And it's not of this. We don't care if it's your money at that point. And it's not your money because it's the trust.

It's in those your months. So, you gotta eat that. Yeah. You gotta eat that. I'm not mad at that. You're a murderer, nigga. Well, let one of your niggas have a trust with fucking close to a billion, zillion, trillion dollars

in there. Y'all niggas out your fucking minds. About what part? This is my billion I made. I wouldn't give a fuck what the trusts say. Spin it, nigga. You're wrong. No.

Until I go to jail. You're not in control of it. I know. And you can't be in control of it. So what you gonna do? I didn't say I was. I'm saying we out our minds. And he didn't make any of it.

It's the family trust. Who family? His. So he didn't make it. Who generated this bank? His family, not him. Well, he might've made more money off the money. Yeah, y'all said he didn't make it. Who generated this bank? His family, not him. Well, he might've made more money off the money. Y'all said he was still getting money.

No, as a matter of fact, that was one of the things that you discovered in episode six, was how much real estate she was buying and selling on behalf of him using his money. Oh yeah, she copped. She had, what did they say, over 30 spots, over 40 spots? Yeah, all over. When they started showing the math, oh, you popped in my head, copped, she had what they say over 30 spots over 40 spots like yeah all over

they started showing the math oh you popped in my head they started all her buildings she owns all her buildings that she owned started popping up she did a lot in the Bronx she did a lot in Queens and how much money they generated a year popped up on top of it. Nigga, if we don't go find some fucking buildings. The tiny buildings was getting like four, five, six million.

New York, that shit different. Then they had the big shows, like 20 million, like wait, oh no, we gotta go. We gotta buy a building. You keeping the building dollars to yourself because you a hating ass nigga, but we gonna talk. Sure. Yeah. building you keeping the building knowledge to yourself because you were hating ass nigga but we don't talk.

Yeah it was good though. It was good. Mad buildings on Hunts Point. Are they cleaning up Hunts Point? I wouldn't care if it was dirty. They're never cleaning up Hunts Point. I don't give a fuck if it's dirty. Okay. Somebody lit it. It's me finding the little small towns and fixing them up. The whole town? The whole town? It's gonna be a town what nobody think about. Gentrify it. You gonna rename it Israel?

I'm getting there soon. I can see you doing some bullshit like that. Did y'all see the nigga who had a court case on Zoom for suspended license and he was driving in the Zoom? I think the judge just felt bad for us as a people. What? How? Like this dumb ass, I gotta sit here and listen to this stupid motherfucker.

The judge couldn't even believe that shit. Yeah, the judge is just sitting there like, wait a minute, hold up. Wait, he like, for suspended license, right? This case is for suspended license, right? This case is for a suspended license, and you're driving. And you're driving, fam.

No, he was so nonchalant and cavalier, like... He's like, hold up, hold up. Hold up, you're in a hole, I'm parking. I'm getting it, hold on. Nobody does that to a judge. Trust me, I've been to court enough. Fam. I'm not gonna kill him, cause...

You know that was my go-to throughout my whole 20s. What? Driving with a suspended license. Driving to the court. Absolutely, me too. But you're not gonna let the judge see you. If I know my license is suspended, I'm gonna let the judge know I drove there?

Man. I'm gonna tell you this the same way my mom told it to me. If you drive your car and park in the courthouse parking lot, guess what there's a chance of? I'm saying. True. Bam, that used to, we did that shit. Listen to this.

They used to say that shit at DMV in Wayne. If you cheated on your girl, there's a chance you may get caught. I'm not calling my girl on FaceTime like, hold up boo. I mean, what are you talking about? I'm into that. What? Fam, he's talking to the judge like it's his homeboy too. Like hold up, hold up, y'all gotta wait for me.

Court don't wait. Like, yo, he was just mad bravado, like the court don't wait for you. He said I'm pulling into the doctor's office. He thought that part was gonna get him some grace and bail. That judge don't give a fuck about your doctor's appointment, nigga. That judge could not believe that shit. But just for the record.

I'm parking now. No, we should not drive with a suspended license to our court date for the suspended license. We're not that much, we ain't that much better than this nigga. Yeah, if you was driving for child support or something, cool. I get what you're saying, there's a chance of it. That's different than, I'm looking at the judge driving. I'm letting the audience know that if you have a court date for a suspended license. Park around the corner.

Don't drive. Don't drive. Don't drive that day. Maybe just move it that day. We're not going to sit here and talk. Fuck all that. Yo dog, drive your car. Be careful. Park around the corner, my nigga. I was definitely going to drive to 595 because the goons, I used to get off the elevator. I'm going to make a left to the little traffic bitch ass nigga court. All of the goons was to the right with their lawyers. And Jerry said, 595.

So yeah, them goons used to see me in the rap, nigga. I'm not Ubering away from you. You look like the type of guy I need to go quick drive, get quick over here. Get quick over here from fast, not profound. I want to be waiting outside smoking, waiting for Rebardo. Be over there in the little parking lot,

waiting for your nigga. Nigga, I was in there with the Bane mask shit. That one. That nigga deserve to go. They say, yeah. Turn yourself in. No, no, no. You're remanded.

He's not getting his bond money back. Bond revoked. Bond revoked. And you got till six o'clock to come turn yourself in. That nigga was like, oh. He gonna just sit there going, oh. Hey, we just had this talk last week. I told y'all about Judge Bondivy.

Y'all keep playing with Judge Bondivy. I don't know who that is and don't want him on any of those. Judge Bondivy is the fake name that I gave to any judge that is the bad judge when you in the bullpen with all the rest of the criminals thinking that you know what the judge is about to give you. And then you watch them just go out there

to Judge Bondivier and come back with a sad face. Yo, they throwing the book at me. Yo, they throwing some bullshit, yo. Bro, that's how that should be. They just keep coming back, oh, remand it, remand. Dog, that's how that should be. They just keep coming back. Oh, remanded, remanded. Remanded. That's how that shit be. It was one of them judges.

It was a video that went viral a couple months ago. The judge was having a bad day and didn't have lunch yet. And smoked this nigga boots. Just to get him out of there, cause he ain't had lunch. Nah, it be the nigga, anybody going good. Oh you?

Oh yeah, just $30 pay court costs fees. You? $30 court costs fees. Oh you? $30 court costs fees. It know $30 court costs fees Oh you $30 court costs fees it be that one nigga that piss him off that pisses him off And you write anything you know you get to fuck your go man. They don't keep talking like yo, but you're on the $30 You know I'm saying I don't yeah, I feel like it should be free You know what I mean? Because I really wasn't even over the line. You like, yo, my nigga, you want 30? I got 30 for him, yo. He's sitting there like, yo,

now he starts smoking niggas' boots after him, yo. I forgot the name of that judge in 595, but every black person in Jersey City knew the judge, Bondavir. He retired, thank God. We had a party when he retired. But he was serving the months. He, over the course of like 30, 40 years.

Yeah, dumbass niggas. That was my first child support judge to that nigga wasn't playing. So in Jersey, the child support judges was the same niggas as the traffic and the criminal and all that? Sometimes. Depending on where they placed in that day.

Really? Holy shit. Oh, wow. Oh yeah, that's gangster. They got it in the Geist Law system, go. Yeah, I bet. Shout out to Judge Bondivier all over the world. Bondivier. Shout out to the niggas in jail listening because Judge Bondivier had enough of your shit.

I turned on a little show on Netflix about the hundred niggas that they let out from the jail so they could try to be communicative. The one where they open the doors? That's so funny. Wait, what is it? It's ghetto funny. It's funny like you shouldn't watch this in black. It's on Netflix?

Yeah. What is this? Uncaged, right? Something like that? It's called Uncaged? Even that breaks it. Holy shit. It's some shit like that. Anyway, and they letting them out to do what?

No, they got the... They let them out to sales. Yeah, all the sales are open. But 24-7, we not... They're running a program where they want to build them up for rehabilitation and get ready to go back into society. Can you work as a group? Can you work as a team?

No fighting, no... You know, they laid out the rules. And the whole first few episodes is the OG niggas trying to run the jail and the young niggas plotting to kill them niggas. Oh, shit. Oh, I gotta watch this shit. Is it True Story?

It's a reality show. No, it's a game show. Unlocked, Unlocked, A Jail Experiment. That's the name of it. Not in Cage, excuse me. That's better than Uncage. You raised it. That was me?

Oh, shit. It's a great show. It's called Put Them Niggas In A Cage cage. But nah, that shit is crazy though. Academic says there's another really big rapper that doesn't like Drake that nobody would ever guess because Drake has slaps with this person. Really big records. Like big records.

Big records. And he says this person is a huge rapper and nobody would guess. Do y'all have a guess? Well, it's not a secret that he's beefing with Travis. I don't think it's Travis. I think- 21 Savage, that would be my guess.

That's not 21. My guess is either, I hope I'm wrong, but- Wayne. I but. Wayne. I was thinking Wayne. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Hmm.

Hmm. I didn't even know that one. See? Okay. All right. Yeah. All right, all right. Leave your guess in the comments.

Let's see. I don't really have nothing else. I just ran through a whole bunch of shit. I don't have anything else. Candace Owen says that porn is- Porn should be banned. Porn should be banned because it's part of the trick to weaken black men.

I mean, I feel weak after watching it. Yeah. Give it a couple hours. I'll be strong again. I'll be back. I'll weak after watching it. Yeah, but I do it a couple hours. I'll be strong again. I'll be back. I'll get my strength back. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, I ain't.

She got a point though. She ain't gonna get the point on my phone. So. Just trying to get weak. You hear me? I don't know. Stop. All right, I don't have anything else

that I need to share about. Y'all didn't say nothing about 3K on his flute. That wasn't even a flute. That wasn't a flute, that was a fucking bird call. Piccolo or a fucking recorder. That was a bird call, that shit sounded like a kazoo. Those were like the recorders they used to give us in like elementary school, that's what it sounded like.

No, that shit was doing rough. He was trying to get some ducks to show up. Hey, you'll see him. He at Ruth's picnic this weekend. I can't wait. You gonna be there looking all stupid. Fucking flute. Let me see.

You gonna be there vibing to the flute. Probably. I'm trying to see if I have a clip of... Oh God. Is that you? This sound like the music that plays when the niggas getting high That's a bad nigga sound I was just getting ready Fucking Irish in the hood You know when the crackhead of the niggas getting high The nigga just standing there

Sugar Hill Sugar Hill Shit sound like Sugar Hill Niggas getting high What the fuck Or Melo Pops Or Melo pops. Yo, Andre 3K, if you don't cut this bullshit out.

Get that nigga whistle or something, bro. This is bad. The cabs and shit is riding by. I'm gonna give them some bell, yo. Remember the kazoo shit in Martin? Remember the kazoo shit in Martin? He goes to Houston. He wildin'. That shit would blow my fucking high. Oh my God. Well, y'all the niggas was runnin' around talkin' about,

oh, artistic expression. No. Rap. If you're gonna do that, then yeah, you gotta rap. They booked his side for all the festivals, too. Nah, he must've was outside, Tony. Yeah, he was outside. He had the cabs in the festivals. Nah, he must have was outside, Tony. Yeah, he was outside. He had the cabs in the background,

so I'm gonna give him some bed. No, that was like a festival. That was not the cabs. Those were the ducks. Those were acoustics. That wasn't him. Right. No, that was like,

wham, wham, wham. The wham, wham was him, not the, yeah, I'm good. Oh, shoot. All right, I'm ending this bad him. Yeah, I'm good. Alright, I'm ending this bad boy. Ending this bad boy, the weather is nice, so, not because he's my friend, but I do like to get my Imani playlist going when the weather gets nice. Brings me back to some of the best times

of my life at the compound. So I'm playing a record by E. Manny called Roll Up. No, don't play that. Fuck you mean? Damn, what the fuck, you can't play his sleep hook? No, don't play that. I don't like that song.

Play that song. Nah, you can't do that. But it's my sleep hook. Don't play that song. Even though it's my sleep hook? That's crazy. I don't like that song. Nigga, that got the fuckin fucking solo at the end with the music

My performance wasn't really too good on it. I mean, but it's a song That's why and the first time in sleeper history Now that you did that look what you did No, I gotta play that now. I what you did. What? I didn't say that. No, don't play that. Now I gotta get dark. Now I gotta get dark. Oh, sorry.

There. Okay. I'll play it. Like that, there you go. I don't wanna play this depressing Joe Budden shit, but we smoked this up. We smoked, love for you, Joe. That's too nice of this.

That's too nice of this. Yeah. I don't wanna hear love for you. I gotta fight with him about my sleeper. That's crazy. Ain't that simple. But ain't that simple. Some of them are the best.

No. See what I'm saying? The least I can do is get a- You can't tell me. Now I got to find a song. You shut up. You can't tell me. Well, fucking sleeper to play.

I'll play one of my favorite Imani songs. How about that? I'll do that. I appreciate that. Where's this shit? That's some crazy shit. That was wild. Yeah, that was crazy. That's some crazy shit.

That was wild. Yeah, that was crazy. That's some crazy shit he just did. Yeah, he wild out with that. You know what? So I'll do this. I'll play selfish. How about that?

Is that okay? That's good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Nigga, that roll up little solo with the music. You a hater. I just got in and know you had it When I hit you last minute Oh, fuck it, I need that right now, baby You know I like it nasty You know I'm bad at waiting And you gotta make it worth it Look in my eyes and taste it I need your body all night long Tryna take up all your time If I knew that was the time, there wouldn't have been no sleepers Kinda early? Think if there was a later time, we had a 3.23, 3.30

Oh shit! We'd be like a sleeper Oh god, fuck it I can't keep that off of my mind You know I'm selfish, so selfish, so selfish with you You know I want it, when I want it You know I'm counting on you You got what I need, babe Put it on me, babe You know how to pass it down How I need it, babe

I know what they sayin' bout me But you know your way around me I may not be here later But hurry up on your way Cause they need your body all night long I wanna take up all your time I can't get you off of my mind You know I'm selfish So selfish, so selfish with you You know I want it, when I want it You know I'm counting on you You know I'm selfish, baby

So selfish, so selfish with you, hey You know I want it, I want it You know I want you You know I want you Put it on me, babe You know how to bust it down How I feel, babe Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I'm a king No I'm not That's brand new old music from Amani

Wait I got a question If the album came out under Amani Then he's still Amani, but I respect I'm not respect. We're talking about the song Do we call it a money? Or Imani like we don't call the Prince albums with the symbol Symbol no you used to have to say Imani Thanks, but the spelling didn't change sure you just saying we was pronouncing it wrong the whole time Didn't change? Sure. You just saying we was pronouncing it wrong the whole time?

I was pronouncing it wrong the whole time. You just not played a song I wasn't playing. That was bullshit, you ain't pussy for letting him talk to you like that. Yo, listen, I ain't gonna hold you. That's my man. You wouldn't talk to me like that. If one of y'all was about to play a Joe record

that I hated, I would try to stop it too. And I would not play it. Even if y'all liked it. Yeah, come on. I would play it still. I would play it still. Oh. Let me see, I sent you my record. Yeah, you did. All right.

Yeah, I'm going to go to the West Coast. West West. The Dog Pound dropped a new album today. That's all we got. And it's fire. It is fire. This record is called Growing Up. The Dog Pound is Snoop.

Everybody want to be grown. Yeah. Grown up. I'm a grown up. I'm a grown up. I'm a grown up. I'm a grown up. I'm a grown up. Everybody wanna be grown Yeah Grown up Nah, you gotta understand man Look, I grown up And I can't run them streets no more cause I grown up

Yeah, I found myself at peace once more cause I grown up Dedicated, separated my baby cause I grown up And I can't run them streets no more cause I grown up Yeah I found myself at peace once more cause I grown up And I can't run them streets no more cause I'm grown up Broke down, broke down, broke down, yeah, found myself at least a small Cause I'm grown up, it's a brand new chapter, brand new phase From my childhood dreams to my adult ways

Seen the world through different eyes, had to realize This could be my demise if I, if I I'm elevated, family dedicated, I made it Grown all on my own, I had make a change, I'm looking at things a little different I got grandchildren, self resilient This is how I'm living, I'm grown And I ain't tripping up, no feelings, I'm gone You see I'm back in the wind, back with family That's what I'm singing, that's what I'm singing

Cause I'm grown up And I can't run them streets no more Cause I've grown up Yeah, I found myself at peace once more cause I've grown up And I can't run them streets no more cause I've grown up Yeah, I found myself at peace once more Money don't make me, I make the money Too old to play, everything's love Handle yourself, this is how it goes, let the street go

Stand on your ten toes, this is how you grow So here's the journey in the road that we paved From the cradle to the streets, all the way to the stage Dog pound death, Brody did it different That's who we corrupt like on the mission We ain't kids no more No We coming for the money and we coming for the ho

From curfews to jeans making their own rules Young homie it's time to put on your grown shoes Grow now And I can't run them streets no more cause I'm grown now Yeah, I found myself at peace once more cause I'm grown now And I can't run them streets no more cause I'm grown now Yeah, I found myself at peace for smoke cause I'm grown up of that on the album. It is a really good album. It's dope beats, it's Mike and Keys, Battle Cats, Rick Rock. Yep. It's fire. My other favorite record on that album, it's a record with the Eastsiders. It was just great to hear all of them together. Uh huh.

But I'm into the grown shit. Oh, Prima's on there too? Oh yeah. It's dope. Good project though, check that out. It is. I'm staying here in Jersey, Ma Kami, Lon Lon. Alright. Let's go. ["Tonight's My Day"] Uh, time is flying for both of us. You only getting older, yo. Go ahead and sign in our disclosure. You still drinking Folger. She proud of that cup on her, that's her fortune. I ride with my Madonna having culture.

Toe broachin', I got a minusmat explosion These crackers waste my time, I got a con of Agnecrosis I bought a Lumenlandin' and a Rover I walk the straight line, every time they have my ride up at the shoulder I had Madonna had it, started raining dogs and cast it, I was golden I made it on the map without a token I'm not your token, nigga, boy rap, I'm a charming ass composer I shit it in my palm and that was closure

Bob and I ain Bobby Long leave we alone You shaking all your bodies, mind peace we are home Bobby Long go on out your yard No never mind call no phone shot without Bobby Long leave we alone You shaking all your bodies, mind peace we are home Bobby Long go on out your yard No never mind call no phone shot without Making a fruit the guards stay got a green thumb Bobbi Long, Guayna, yeah yeah No, never mind, Carlo, phone, shawty line Making a fruit, the gaurd, steak out of green thumb It's easy to juice a lot of grapes, but it's harder just to eat one

Your discipline is guarded on the heat, huh Every time you take a sip of water, you just swallow out of me Done, niggas get denied, nor the beans, dumb Talking like cunts in the parlor, at the bottom line, it's free lunch Ignorance can compromise a mean bunch Ain't no significance in getting martyred if you're drowning in not a ring of nuts Bobby Long live we alone, you shaking all your bodies man, peace be upon Bobby Long bar now your yard, no never mind car, no phone shot without

Bobby Long live we alone, you shaking all your bodies man, peace be upon Bobby Long bar now your now you're yad No, never mind, call, no phone, shawty dog I think I stole my... I saw you scrambling. My joint. Nah, I was just trying to pick. I picked this one for you. Oh, thank you. A little guitar joint on there you're going to like. It's Estha and Leon Thomas, Dangerous Game. Cause you don't ever like to sleep alone Tryna like my beating touch is stone

Having broken dreams in a broken home Used to be right here, and I used to be too clear You know like when I'm too honest All them stories you don't wanna hear Truth is right in front of your eyes But you'd rather live life blind Tryna take what you owe But I always cross the line

And you think you need me Think you need me, yeah And you always need me, come back every year Oh, I wish you goodbyes easy This is far from love Cause love is a dangerous game Filled with veins of hate All it takes is one mistake

Can't make love a dangerous game Just one move away from hate All it takes is one mistake Love can turn to a dangerous game Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man Love is a dangerous game, filled with pain to hate All it takes for a mistake Love can turn to a dangerous game That's Dangerous Game, ESTA, and Leon Thomas. That was fire. That was fire. Shout out to the guitar guy. Big Mel.

You got it? I do. Okay. Mine is called Better Care. It's the remix by Una Mia and Lake Han. I'd rather care of you How can I make your body go? You're a fan at all. You're a fan. It's the least I can do. Aw, damn it. How come no one else gets the happy face? Everybody else is fucking.

I can't even imagine that's it. Happy to song with you too. Okay, okay. Everybody else is fucking Making all your fantasies come true Happy to song with you too Okay, okay Grab it, twist it, pull it Take it to the limit Scratch marks on your back, I know you're belly Carving my name into you Spinning powers in a beat

Like it's done, done I got enough for you Can you get here tonight? Let me know cause I've been craving your body Since I saw you last night Do you remember? You left me halfway on the floor halfway out My mind closer in the hall, exit in the sky I didn't expect it from ya, you took me by surprise

Nobody ever gets my river flowing to an ocean all night Better believe I got it, I'm gonna choose that I'm still waters And I'm not gonna take that again I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore I'm waiting for you daddy I'm this pussy is waiting Why won't you come over and you live right there?

I'm gonna make you a cheeseburger Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit I can twist it fully Take it to the limit Scratch marks on your back, I know you're feeling Carving my name in a stick I'm gonna make you a cheeseburger I was in it, eat it like it's dinner Get it from the bag You didn't get a hold of yourself? No

Get in from the back From this pussy good I can't wait to get your wood Fuck me, fuck me Oh shit, here comes a nigga I want the pussy I want the pussy I promise you look in my eyes Cause this is both his

I understand I'll be waiting patiently To see my visions come to life When I get around you I never seem to have no sense of time Pinnin' like that every time Cause I walk through the door on my own How can I How can I have some fucknade feel good now? Big dad fucknade

Why won't you come tear this pussy apart? Like I know you could Fuck you I'll be at the picnic, come give me that big dick I'm tryna get my wigs split now I'll be at the picnic trying to get my wigs split come and give me big dick now Alright, what was the name of that little slap? Better Care Unumia, Makan, Joe, and Mark Unumia, Makan, Joe, and the Monkeys.

Nuna, Makia. Here we got it. Nuna, Makia. Karma Sutra. We know, girl. Oh, shit. That was not right, man. Oh, shit.

Oh, God. That shit right there. This nigga's an idiot, fam. That shit needs some shit right here. Now, now back to the point that we were arguing in the middle of the song. Wait. I don't, no, you can get to it. I'm just saying.

I don't treat the rest of the people that I'm talking to as like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, That shit needs some citri-air. Now, now back to the point that we were arguing in the middle of the song. I don't, no you can get to it, I'm just saying. I don't treat the rest of the cast like that because I assume... You assume that everybody's fucking on a regular basis. Well, that's a good assumption.

Everybody is fucking on a regular basis except for you. It's a fair assumption. Because married, girlfriend, girlfriend lives together. Mm-hmm. Okay. Not going to get in all y'all's business. You don't know everybody here is fucking? That's an assumption.

We telling you. Okay. We be fucking. Do you think there's a people here that's not fucking? You guys, all relationships hit dry spells. Okay. Dry spell mean you're not fucking? You mean you're not fucking her?

Wait, wait, wait. All right, you good? Wait, oh boy. Wait, now that's my question to y'all before you get this shit. A dry spell means that y'all not having sex? No. I mean we had a rough patch.

We still fucking- It might not be as frequent, but you still might be getting a little once a week, twice a week. If I say what I want to say, it's going to be the most toxic thing in the world, so I'm not. It's not even worth it. The risk is not even worth it. The reward?

Yeah, it's cool. You got a big bill. I'm always going to start with reward? Yeah, it's cool. You got it, big dog. I'm always got a song with that. Yeah, that's true. The song is called On My Way by Thank You Martino. Dope new artist, how in LA. That beat is hard. She said she want my loving, guess I be on my way But I don't know where to be at Cause I don't know when it's going to end, I see And I just can't find my soul

I want what you need Don't know what you need And it's killing me Girl, I want what you need Got that hooded key And it's killing me What? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy It's crowded and nothing is cut Just say it's green, I'm pulling up Cause I want, shoot me Don't know what you mean And it's killing me, I want, shoot me Girl, that energy, and it's killing me She said she want my loving, can't stop me on my way

My way She said she want my loving, can't stop me on my way My way She said she want my loving, can't stop me on my way. Thank you Martino, that's On My Way, dope artist out in LA. I played a couple other joints of his for you before. That shit right there. Really dope, really dope kid.

I bought that motherfucker right right there. Really dope. Really dope, kid. I bought that motherfucker right there, boy. Call support. Fuck is they talking about? It's a little Paola, but I mean. Nah, but that's good Paola. No, it's not Paola. That's good Paola.

It's a guy I'm working with. It's a guy I'm working with, so. Just, bruh, I just need $25. Some money. Yeah, I don't care. Just a little $25. Give me some beef jerky or something. Beef jerky.

Hey. We used to be out here. Hold up. Something like that. Yeah, I don't care. Just a little 25 dollars. A little 25. Give me some beef jerky's or something. Beef jerky's. Fuck. Hey. We used to be high. Hold up. Picture you covered in me.

Come on, stop playing with us in here, man. Hey. We was horny as hell. Oh what great lovers will be Cuz what we're doing is sacred Lay your body down naked All you gotta do is take it. I love it when you take it I'll kiss you everywhere while we're in this time. I don't want to waste your time, because we will never get it back.

And I've never seen a woman so fine, so fine. Let's go. All right. We back. Quick little jump off pin right quick. I just wanted to give them that jump off pin right quick since they playing with him. Got you, got you. Shut up, Art. Got you, got you.

Respect. Alright. Great show today. Really, really, really good show today, man. Way to catch a vibe as a gang, as a conglomerate. Felt good. Good energy. Good time in here. Felt good, felt good. Still got to see how this party's going to start tomorrow, but we'll get to it.

Shout out our brother Flip again. Yeah, potty my mama. Shout out to Queens Flip. Yeah, come on, you're just in my bag next time. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal.

I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. I don't get to talk about animal. Shout out our brother Flip again. Yeah, potty my mum. Shout out to Queens Flip. Yeah, come on, if you see me in my bag next time.

This is why, another reason why he can't fuck with me. He ain't gonna play this. That's what I'm saying. No, no, he's not gonna play this. He ain't gonna. He is not gonna play this. He's not gonna play this. No, he's not gonna play this.

He's not gonna play this. He's not gonna play this. Hey. Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there. Till the next time, I bid you a due farewell, adios, ariva, dirce, hasta la vista, au revoir. So long, goodbye. Boy, head nod if you really don't fuck with that person.

If you in the car, if you're not in the car, like a family, let's go, here we go! Hey! 40 and up, 40 and up out there! Let's go, here we go! Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y remember life is a series of moments and moments pass So let's make this one last as if it's all we have And lastly the baddies are insecure The stagnant women want to travel And the closed minded women want you to teach them things Grab you a Tylenol you might need it in the near future I wanna buy my way tonight

One on one I know I wanna play that one on one I wanna buy my way tonight So slow One on one I know That's all you need to know now. Katelyn got a little spicy the other day. You seen her?

And you didn't turn it down real quick. Well, when, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Old girl was ready. We had to remember. Yeah. Uh-oh. Any fun weekend plans out there, anybody?

Anything exciting? Baby Weekend for me, too. I got a whole weekend planned for us all. Might go hit up Pizza Zoo. This weekend. Thinking about it. Okay. I don't know what that is.

The party that they throw out. Day party shit. In Brooklyn, right? Yeah, there's gonna be a Brooklyn and Coney art wall. And Coney Island? Yeah. Okay. It's called Pizza Zoo.

Pizza Zoo. You've 100% been to a bunch of day events before. Same people that do skinnies and stuff. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Just got to think about Coney Island, that's all. Nah, nah, nah. It's over there.

Nah. It's going to be good. The Art Walk shit is all right over there. It's going to be good. Yeah. What day is that? Saturday. Saturday.

You got any bitches? Saturday. Saturday. You got any bitches? Yes. I can tell you that. Woohoo! I'm like, I'm gonna come over there with some sand. No pizza? No pizza? If you see Mel at Roots Picnic picnic don't forget to give a hoodie I want to hear a lot of hoodies out there

Don't do it ice we ended yeah, I'm not I had a good one, too Right there She's so ready look Can you get unready? And she said, we're all meeting someone out there. You got a little, you got somebody that you plan on throwing that shit to. Oh, can you stop clearing your throat in the mic again? Alright. Good show, good vibes, man. I'll see y'all soon. Congratulations to the Mavericks, the Celtics, Kyrie, Tatum, Brown, A-Body Black, Coach Mazul.

I'm happy for you as well, man. And Jason Kidd. I couldn't be happier for Jason Kidd to finish proving that he's better than Steve Nash in every aspect of that basketball is involved in. Yes. Yeah. 100%.

Sorry. Wait, if y'all wanna refute that. No, better leader, better basketball player, better coach, 100%. Yeah, Steve ain't do shit as a coach. Kid won one as an assistant coach, at finals as a coach, finals as a player, and that's ain't when she's a player neither.

Get the fuck outta here, Nashville. Enough of that. Enough of that fucking great white height shit, niggas be hyping up. Not Nashville, sir. I'm with that. Great White Hype. Yeah, please.

Jason Kidd ran out of timeouts and made one of the players knock the drink on the floor so he can get a timeout. Smart. I don't want him on my damn NASH. Smart. It's got crazy. It's got.

["JVP, JVP"] JVP, JVP, why am I to be without the JVP?