The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 734 | "Bad Mayo"

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

In this episode, Mel starts with sharing her experience in Miami for the American Black Film Festival (19:36) before the room recaps their Father’s Day from over the weekend (30:08). The JBP then sends their congratulations to the Boston Celtics for winning the NBA Championship (45:18), Gervonta Davis & Frank Martin squared off for the WBA lightweight world title (1:24:12), and Joe sends his thoughts to Angela Bofill who passed at 70 (1:37:39). Also, the room shares their thoughts of a viral video of Eagles linebacker Terrell Lewis trying to run out on an escort without paying (1:43:52), Chris Brown’s meet and greet’s are breaking up households (2:25:46), Kendrick’s Juneteenth show and speculation of a ‘Not Like Us’ video (2:37:26), Reason and TDE part ways (2:46:13), **SPOILER ALERT** House of the Dragon (3:01:44) and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden  Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Normani (feat. Gunna) - “1:59” Ice | Fabolous (feat. Don Q & Dave East) - “For The Family” Parks | JasonMartin & DJ Quik (feat. The Game) - “CHUPACABRA” Ish | Victoria Monét - “Power of Two”  Melyssa | KAYTRANADA (feat. Thundercat) - “Be Careful) Emanny | Kadeem Nichols - “Beautiful Mess”

The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing revealing indicting Or telling you anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart. Or our own. Enjoy the show.

That ain't true though. Turn the mic on. Turn the mic on. It's on. It's over yo. It's over. Yeah, I'm going to call my bitch, nigga, no. Hi, audience.

I'm with him. Hi, audience, yo. Those days are finished. I've learned so much about myself since the last time we've spoken. Since the last time I've spoken with my audience. And I'm not the proudest of the things I've learned, but I'm here to share it.

I'm here to share it. Harsh realizations about yourself in your 40s. In your 40s, you are not the person that you used to be. You're not him no more. I used to be the illest wingman alive. Speak to it, nigga. Come on. Yeah, you always kick my back. Help me out now. You don't have to tell me, bro. I was about, nigga. Come on. Yeah. You always kick my back. Help me out now. You have to tell me, bro. I was about to say you were amazing.

Airless wing man in Nebraska. The fellas out there know the topic that I'm speaking to. You could bring around a gang of two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, maybe up to 10 and me and my man, if, six, seven, eight, maybe up to 10, and me and my man, if he ill, gonna hold this down. Everyone will be entertained, even the bitches that shouldn't be here. There's a few of them that I don't know how they made it through our barrier.

The threshold was weak. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus ones, plus ones. The velvet rope. Some of them ducked under the velvet rope. Even they about to have a good time because real good wingman understand that, hey, the wack bitches gotta have fun too

because one of them might start talking to the fine girl which would not hear. No, all right. She's gonna ruin the whole vibe. So I really did used to be a really good wingman. If you know somebody that know me, you can ask around the street. My rep is out there.

Not now. So those days are over. It don't matter how good you look. It don't matter how good you smell. If my man let some shit sneak through the barrier and she come around real niggas today on the wingman tip, I'm going to call my girl some way. I'm leaving you alone with these duds.

Okay. I'm leaving you alone with these duds. Why the duds? You said if they dope. If they're dope, you're staying. If they're dope, I'm gonna help my man. Okay. But I'm saying you looking good is not dope. True, true, true.

Right. You need to be able to sit here and acquiesce with whatever vibe is going on. If you come around and you're calling the fight the game, it's gonna be a little, it's gonna be a little weird. It's gonna be a little, you know what I mean? Um... If you come around and

I see my man just happened. I learned my man just happens to be about five years younger in the moment. If I learned that in the moment I'm like, alright man, something snuck through. Something snuck through a little bit, that's all. So yeah, I'm not gonna assist you in the moment. I'm not. I'm gonna go away and call my girl and act like it ain't no bitches around.

You know that moment when there's bitches around and you become grateful for your girl? Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely. You know how bad bitches gotta be for you to just sit there looking at, even if they pretty, like, damn, yo, my girl ain't the worst.

Yeah. Yo, yo, all that shit we, Yo, all that shit that we was just fighting about, you know what, I think I can live with it. Yeah. You jacked up. Yo, baby, you know I love you so much. D, baby, you know what? I love you so much. Duran, yo Duran, I love you so much.

Yo, you my everything. Out of nowhere? Well, you my everything, yo. Baby, I was just sitting here thinking. Cause that's all you were doing. You wasn't reading the message. Yo, I love the, just where we at right now and everything that we stand for.

You start playing that shit. Yo, you know what? We need to go and do this. Yeah. Fiji sounds so nice. Come on. I've been saying I was going to take you to Fiji. Yeah, that type of moment.

So yeah, I'm no longer a wingman. I'm not. I'm not. The wingman I am is bring them around to let them know that you know some niggas is moving around and that's it. Just my existence has to help. You don't lose no points in the G-card. If that don't help, I'm, we've established my G-card is that way and I'm fine with it. But you don't lose no extra points. Once I kept talking about it I was like I ain't mad at the G-card being halfway down.

Yeah you do nigga. That's how I was acting. We ain't lose no points what? Now I was saying like you know we already talked about the points being a little low on a G-card status. I was trying to That's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how

that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that's how that snuck through. Both. But. Cause my man, no, he brought him around cause I could turn it up at any given moment. Any given Sunday I could turn it up. That's your job though. Nigga, if I hit these LEDs in here.

That's your job. And you, and you. What if you don't wanna work that job no more? You didn't have the LEDs on. That's for your man. And you the aux man. And you the aux man. And this wasn't coordinated either.

Parks, I've been, I've been off. I've been off. And you the aux man. I've been off my deen so long. my LED app don't even sync up with the joints. Yeah, you got to lose at least 15 points. I can't even read it. Damn. You lose about 15 points.

You just use regular white lights? But nah, niggas know I can turn it up, right? And in your 40s and 50s and 60s, it ain't about what you could do today. It's about what you've done and the reputation you've already built. And today I want to live off my legacy. I don't want to have to actively do it today. And neither do y'all. So y'all not going to shame me in that.

Y'all don't want to go outside and do nothing that you- Nah, but it's not about you in that moment. It's about your man. You showing up for your man. Yeah, but your man got to know that at least brings something through that's worth me having to play that role. If it ain't worth playing that role, then nigga, just figure this out.

But you might not know until you in the thick of things. My nigga, Cory. Got a bit better. He don't show up with nothing that don't look East African, Cape Verdean, Michael Jackson, Liberian girlish. He show up with Apollonia's niece Like something that's look curly here. He got that boy right there Indian in a family

Yeah, yeah them chicks that like still like that fucking black museum. Look at that nigga black skin glistening. Yeah, so Wingman days over 43 heading to 44. I'm sorry to anybody I'm letting down with this announcement. See, but that's the other thing. Most my niggas today are in successful marriages and relationships. So I only got like and relationships. So I only got like, Imani and Corey that's single and like, moving around. Oh, I'm sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa. First, first, first. Hold on now. 69, God. Hey! Hey! Oh, yeah!

All right, Imani's not single, my apologies. So it's only like one or two single niggas out there that's gonna sneak some shit in anyway. God, you gotta show up Monaco. You got to. You curse him out later. You know what? To our off-camera topic. No, he's right.

You know why you gotta show up? Because it ain't like you gotta do too much work for too many people. You only got one person right now you gotta show up for. It's not that much work. And he not gonna bring no strength. And he's gonna da-dunce around you because that nigga is bougie Betty himself. He hasn't, so I'm not gonna put that strength, da duns around you, because that nigga is Bougie Betty himself. He hasn't, so I'm not gonna put that mutt on his name. But my counter to what y'all are saying,

and then we'll start this podcast, is the game has changed a little from when we played it. So now that circle that come around might sneak the phone out, hit you with a little bong bong, hit you with a little tapy tapy. That girl might tape the TV that she watching the game on and your girl recognize that that's your TV that you did. The bricks that she helped you pick out on the wall

to hang the TV. See, I'm not saying it's nasty even though it is because we old school, we came in. Today, that's part of the game that you just got to be aware of. Yo, don't take no video pictures. And then that's a nasty talk to have. By the time you're having the talk, it's too late. It's too late.

It's too late. Damn, it's done already. You already done put your cat, Snuffles, Snuffles is on the gram. Your cat's so unique. Yeah, yeah. That one Siamese. He got a, with a black stripe going straight down his back. You got the only red cat in America

Yeah, that's a little cat like I used to do is she got the only bald cats running around in America still No, you're gonna talk today I'm here I'm letting you guys talk about your wingman activities and shit. I'm throwing topics your way. You've been a wingwoman. Dibs. Dibs. That's the opposite of wingwoman.

You guys totally shit on my whole wingwoman examples and stuff. You guys don't think I'm a good wingwoman. I don't. If you call dibs, then we... Well, listen. Look. I don't. You just said that you like your legacy to do all the talking for you.

I mean, I do the same fucking thing. Just me showing up next to you, that's really all I gotta do. Talk your shit. What up, big? I can't do it. I should've said that last time, but you couldn't have understood then

what you understand now. Oh, she went to Miami and got her back. Let me tell y'all something, that's fucking Mel Ford right there. Holy shit. I had a good time. I see, now flip the head on the nigga. Flip the head on the nigga so they know what time it is.

I had a really good time. Okay, I will start this podcast. I will later tell y'all what I learned about myself that Isha's gonna argue with me about. I don't know how he's gonna argue with me about it, but you better not do it. You better live righteously. You better live like a child of God.

Because if I get the call. This guy's a fool. No, I ain't. No, I ain't. All right, hold on, I gotta start this shit. Do I got some inspiration? Nah, fuck it, let me just start. Let me just start, man. See what you got for us.

Come on man, you know the vibe now. I'm black. I'm black and the weather get nice, nigga. I got some STD on, I got barbecues in the car, nigga. I'm from the 90s, I was born in 80, nigga. Almost 79, which would've sounded iller. Y'all lucky that it was 80s 79? I done been talking my shit To the 80s niggas, they the hated me

Mic check, mic check, mic check That's the girl who thinks that she's so fine Feels like it's been so long that I've been away from you guys that we've been gone man Happy to be here Shout to the first and last time listeners if you're new here, we are always doing it for the ladies always doing it for the ladies I'm not gonna die There ain't no single rest You love that you leave torn apart Big Mel back in the building with us after Friday off, huh?

Ice was off too Ice was off too You gonna rat immediately Come on out, we caught God damn it You gonna rat and meet no Wendy's I think that people might have noticed that Ice was not here No McDonald's, you just gonna snitch we talk about your absence miss lady All right in Miami

At the movie star festival And a lot of flowy items, I'm sure yeah Maybe or maybe not some mushrooms in the building, huh? Lots of mushrooms. Hey! Quail! Shout to all the fathers out there! All the fathers out there! Hopefully everybody Fathers Day was lit, but we gonna get to that I have, but to be in love Hopefully everybody's Father's Day was lit, but we gonna get to that, we gonna get to it

I've been hurting for a long time I've been praying for a long time Shout to wherever you might be listening from, shout to everybody Oh some of y'all niggas' kids is out of school too Some of the kids is out of school, last week for some of the rest of them Yes sir, yes sir! I told you all I'm on Black People Party Q-times Shout out to all the scammers out there, all the dope boys and the dope girls Everybody fightin' the case right now

And everybody enjoying freedom, happy to be here Happy to be here with y'all Shout out to all the R-Hunts, he's all the Milton Gils out there. Whoa! Rest in peace Angela Bofill, rest in peace! And congrats to the Celtics, while we at it we will get to that. I didn't ask y'all what y'all want to start with but we'll figure we at it we will get to that. I didn't ask y'all what y'all want to star with but we'll figure it out cause we the niggas. Ayyyyyy!

I mean it's where Ishbedor and we was headed to the after party for the Tonys. Heading to the Tonys after party. Don't try to ascend and not invite me nigga. Nah for real I want some of that classy shit you be on too. For real don't go to the Tony's after party. I was at Tony Chris Jesus, that's not me for Jesus, that's not me for Jesus, that's not me for Jesus, that's not me for Jesus, that's not me for

Jesus, that's not me for Jesus, that's not me for Jesus, that's not me for Jesus, that's not me for Oh Get these drops out the way real quick So happy to be with you all the day man, man, man, what a beautiful day Woke up with some breath in my lungs Watch the sunrise, huh? Woke up a little early, got productive,

started sending some texts and email. I emailed some niggas at one point. I wake up too early now. I got to email some niggas. It's my new shit, my 40s. I'm telling you, I learned about it when I was emailing you, hey. Did you use the CC function?

Did you CC anybody? No, no, no. Because that's like true revolution. No, I ain't doing shit where I got to email a couple niggas. And I got the same time and the same email. How do you still wake up there, Earl? What do you mean how? I go to bed.

I go to bed. He skipped the Tony's after party and went to bed. I skipped Atlantis' Fire Monday lineup, because that shit is way too far in Queens for me I skipped Atlantis' fire Monday lineup, because that shit is way too far in Queens for me to get home at a decent time and get some sleep. And my barber canceled my Monday appointment, so that was a Tuesday morning thing, gotta be up by six.

Let's get to it. And then my barber come in too positive. He like one of them positive frat brothers who work out. Like he come in shorts, leg day, he just hit. He man productive wishing you positivity. There's like you can't be sleeping when he come in. I don't like them niggas too early in the morning. Yeah, me too.

Yeah, it's a lot. The positive niggas, right? Yeah, yeah. That's like doing good in life. Grand rising niggas. Catch me a little later on though. Grand rising king. Yeah, yeah, shout out the mill.

Good morning. It's good morning, money. Yeah, you ain't gonna catch me sleeping. Actually, I'm sleepy. Morning. Morning. Welcome to episode 734, right? Yes, sir.

Of the Joe Budden podcast brought to you by PrizePix. I am your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here. Boy, am I happy to be here with y'all today. Host Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people. I'm super excited that Mel is at work present ready to pod welcome back Mel thank you ready to get to it yes now I've shared with her off Mike her outfit tells me that she ain't really trying to pod through the summer like that I'll be honest I was like what does my outfit tell you you trying to be on

the beach you know not even here not at here. Not at all. She's trying to be at Curlfest. Hamptons. The Hamptons. Yeah, Hamptons. On a boat. Riding shotgun with Justin Timberlake. Well, maybe not him. Maybe not JT.

On a boat somewhere. I'm trying to be on a boat, yes. Like the little chick I seen without legs on the yacht that was twerking. I saw that. Yo. I saw that too. She was shaking that shit with no legs.

She threw that little shit up there though. Yeah. You'll be something with no legs? Yes. Yeah, she threw that shit up there. I'm not beating your legs. What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait.

Did you see the video? Yes, I know what they talking about. My dick will be mad big if she ain't got no legs. Yo. My dick is huge. Listen, buddy. This is a, this a tower now. Yeah, word.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Yeah. And she ain't gonna be the most mobile chick in the world, so yeah, just toss it up, toss it up. Just sit right there while I fucking go do something. She looked very mobile. I think you guys are just projecting. She don't got the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, It's stuck right there. She probably has prosthetic, prosthetics, but she took them off. So she could grow it in a circle. We'll need those. She can't run from that. You know what I mean?

Take that. Take that. Really happy that you're here with us, Mel. How was your time away? Tell us everything. It was great. ABFF, the American Black Film Festival, happens every year in Miami.

It was amazing. Shout out to Jeff Friday, Nicole Friday, the whole staff. It was dope. One of the biggest things about this year was Denzel Washington came to have an armchair discussion on stage. And I mean, the place was standing room only, it was like thousand seater,

amphitheater, and standing room only. Talk about it. He bodied it? There was one problem. The moderator. The moderator, first of all, she was, you remember Siskel and Ebert, right? Yes. Okay, film critics, you know, everybody knows who they are, world-renowned film critics. She's his widow and she runs his, Roger Ebert's widow, and she runs his film school or whatever the case is, trial attorney, so there was like a high

expectation that she was gonna body the fuck out of this interview. The audience and she runs his film school or whatever the case is, trial attorney, so there was like a high expectation that she was gonna body the fuck out of this interview. The audience was screaming at her to get off the stage. It was so fucking bad. Were you one of the people screaming for her to get off the stage? I was not screaming because that's just kind of a little undignified, but you know,

and I didn't want to make her feel even worse than she probably felt, but it's just, how do you fuck up a conversation with Denzel Washington? I mean, just fan out. Or how she would feel probably hearing this on a broadcast. Oh, she, I don't give a shit. She heard it. Everybody knew. The whole, people were, people were texting. Seems like there's some smoke there.

I mean, I felt- You know, for Mel to stand on something, it gotta be us, smoke, fets. As a fan of Denzel Washington, like everybody else was in the building, I was pissed because it's just like, how do you not come prepared to interview Denzel fucking Washington? What was her nationality?

She was black. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just want that. Oh. Yeah. Are you surprised that Roger Ebert was married to a black woman? I'm surprised if you do a show called Voices of Black Women with Thoughts and you're going

to kick her back. Child, shut up. You could have kept it low. You could have held it down. Held it down for what? She did a terrible fucking job. Say it again. This is a conversation with Denzel Washington.

What's that Twitter handle to? I don't even, honestly, I don't even know. I just know her last name. I don't remember her first name. Okay. But all I can say is that when you get the conversation, you're going to be like, oh, I I don't even I don't even I honestly I don't even know I just know her last name. I don't remember her first name But all I can say is that when you get the cue cards

This is the workable format you make the questions your own if you got them three weeks in advance Don't start reading them five minutes before the man comes on the stage That's insane to me and it felt and it jipped the audience because so many people wanted to know so many things about him He does not do this very often, you know? And so this was something that people were looking forward to and they just kind of got robbed of the experience of hearing about this man's, you know, legacy from his own mouth.

And so, yeah. Is it possible that, because you know, sometimes with interviews, somebody will say, listen, I don't want to talk about this I don't like they'll they'll control the interview. Mm-hmm and maybe It comes off a certain way. No, no, no, he was he was he was a wide open book He's dope. He literally called his wife on FaceTime to save what was happening He literally said to her at one point

He was like this ain't going the way that you thought it was gonna go what was happening. He literally said to her at one point, he was like, this ain't going the way that you thought it was gonna go. Cause he called it and it was so bad. And then the audience was just like basically screaming. He's dope. He gives you gems, he got personality.

It'd be like, y'all from around the way, my nigga. Consummate professional. And you could literally fan out and just ask him any question, you know, like, I don't know, one of the last films that he produced was Ma Rainey's Black Bottom with Viola Davis, and it was the last film that Chadwick Boseman was in.

That's a huge conversation to have about Chadwick Boseman and maybe like the last things that you could have shared with each other as actors, as his mentor, et cetera, et cetera. You know, the fact that you've gotten August Wilson's entire catalog of plays and you're bringing this You know to film and also the stage and nepotism, you know

Your children are now producers and actors. There's so much. Oh, you want me to pull you want to interview I would I would never have gotten the job I would have smoked it. That's what I'm saying, but I never would have sounds like you wanted to pull up the- I would have smoked it, but I never would have gotten the job. You want me to pull up the Not Like Us instrumental? Get on some bars? Or ether, which one? Which one you want? You vying for next year.

I am, I am. I saw this, I was just like, I got you. But I understand what you're saying now. From your point of view, I agree. You should be able to kick the back end of black women that do poorly at their speaking engagement job. I don't care if it was a white man, if it was like an Asian alien,

I don't, it doesn't matter who was on that stage. It was, you did not. If a woman is booked to speak, it is nothing to do. And she doesn't do the job that you think that she was gonna do. I think that audience members, you're right, should be able to kick her back. I agree with you.

You know, me and you are going to fight on the balcony. You get those pictures of B&H, right? When we're taking pictures, I'm going to try and film you. And you did all that, but I wanted to hear about what happened after the audiobook went off. After the speaking engagement was over now in Miami, you had your free people outfit on. Come on, don't try to denzel me to death. What happened after that?

There was a... It was raining? Were you doing cocktails or mollo? What were you drinking? I was drinking spicy Margs and Prosecco, smoking a little bit of... There we go, now we talking. Smoking a little bit,

took a bunch of mushrooms, chocolate. Shout out to AD. Thank you so much for the package. You always get a package from somewhere too. I sure am. AD take care of niggas though. He really does. Shout out to AD.

I see. He really, really does. I'm going to talk about y'all niggas that try to package y'all way to something too. I ain't talking about AD, that's my man. But y'all niggas that try to good deed your way to it. Stop it my nigga. Stop it my nigga. Why though? A nigga can't do to good deed your way to it. Stop it, my nigga. Stop it, my nigga. Why though?

A nigga can't do a good deed. Why? Why? Why they gotta stop? That's their version of tricking. Yo. It can't be. Am I mad?

I'm not mad at that. It can't be. Why? Wait. Wait, hold up. Why? He said he. I'm with y'all.

Oh, OK. OK, OK, OK. Got you. Good deed in your way to some pussy. Genius. Hell, yes. It's tricking Justin and Good deed. Y'all niggas sound like broke haters.

You sound like haters. Yo, you sound like a hater. What are you talking about? Wait, I ain't hating? We congratulating. They give that care package. They waiting for some pussy. Shit, that shit the fuck out of me.

Do what you got to do. Man, go on, take this edible arrangement. What are you talking about, nigga? Let me arrange something. Yeah, arrange something edible. Hey, hey. And I'm not talking about AD. Shout out to AD, that's my man.

Shout out to him. I'm talking about you other niggas that be trying to FedEx something. AD out here moving around too. That's right, you can't do that. Know what I'm saying? That nigga life looks amazing. I be following them niggas jealous,

like yo, that's some bullshit. This nigga got more bottles? Yo damn nigga, those niggas out here moving around. But you don't drink. I know, I have fun though. When the bottles. Buying bottles? No when the bottles come, fun's coming after.

So you the guy that's gonna wait till the bottles come. No no, he ain't gonna trick me. Don't do that. He ain't gonna trick me today. Hey yo don't do that. No I'm not today buddy.'t gonna trick me. You ain't gonna trick me today. You ain't gonna trick me today. Hey, yo, don't do that. No, I'm not tricking you. Hey, buddy.

Yo, what could get you to drink? Is there an event that can get you a drink? Your wedding, maybe? Jeannie Buss. Nowadays? Jeannie Buss would get them to take a little sip. Yeah, like, I'll drink something if I want to open up a little bit. If Jeannie Buss called you and said, yo, I'm inviting you to the Lakers' draft after party

as my plus one or my date or my escort Church right what I'm sipping on Pat and Ron quick, but I want babysitter Nah, Ish gonna get him a little boomsworn. You gonna get him a little boomsworn. You know, he gonna get in his old nigga bag. I don't know Ish, man. Y'all need to go out with Ish. Y'all need to go out with Ish, man. I try to go out with Ish every week. He won't return my texts. This nigga just lies for the sake of it.

That's what let me know that. However he's described me in the household I am a wild I know what time it is. He don't want to have the real talk with you. You believe that? No, yes, that's how it be though. Wait, that is how it is. I'm telling my girl that yo it's only just him. It's gotta tell his girl. I can't be with him in the world. Yo I'ma head out with Mouse. It ain't even your button.

Me and Mouse about to... Yo listen to this. Yo, I'ma head out with Mouse. It ain't even your button. Me and Mouse about to end it. Yo, listen to this. My girl watched the podcast way before I ever stepped foot on the podcast. More reasons she don't want you to hang out with her. That's even more reasons why she's there. She don't want you to hang out with us.

You're not making the case good. No, how is that me doing it? She don't want you to hang out with me, yo. Just say that, though. That's all he's saying. That's not true, though. My girl don't give a fuck. No, that's not true.

Oh, boy, yo, that's true. All right, all right, let me ask. She might not true though. My girl don't give a fuck. No, that's not true. Oh boy, yo, that's true. All right, all right, let me ask you. She might not fight you, but she don't kiss. It'll be a little bit more of a conversation. Oh yeah, it ain't gonna be. Yo, me and Mouse is about to run out. And what time, what time we leaving? You leaving at midnight.

You leaving at midnight. And she's gonna stay out with Mouse. She's gonna stay out. No, she not. Put it this way, dog. Me and Joe have gone out since I've been with my girl. That's not true though. She knew you was with Joe though.

Yeah. For the last time though. When we went out. Put it this way, dog, me and Joe have gone out since I've been with my girl. That's not true, dog. She knew you was with Joe, though. Yeah. For the last time, though. When we went out. We'd be bumping, we'd be meeting up by mistake, nigga.

Dog, I've been with my girl a long time. So therefore, me and you have gone mad times. We ain't been out since the pandemic. I was with my girl during the pandemic. And before the pandemic. That's not the point I'm making you. I know you've been with your girl. I thought the point of the pandemic is We should go somewhere you might you might be stepping on something that's not true. This is what I don't want to know

He's not stepping on a dog. My girl was pregnant during the pandemic. I have a two-year-old at home I don't go out that much and then when you go out with Joe like he just said you leave in the house at 1230 money you come home, but we do a little with the birds. We can walk and say less and walk out You gotta just do it with Simba We go to the Tony's what's up Yeah, I don't put me in that box. What's up? Oh shit, look at Malcolm skating around. I saw him looking up.

Oh, look at Betty. Betty, get the look. I ain't introing nobody else. This is another long intro. Imani's here, Isha's here, Ice is here, Parks is here, Po is here, Casanova is here, and Erickson is here. Casanova.

Everybody's here. How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling? We good. Good to be back. Good to be back. Happy to see y'all. How was here. How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling? We good. Good to be back. Happy to see y'all. How was everyone's father's day? Lot of dads here, not you, Parks, mute up.

It was good. Good. Had a great time. Light shit. Like the simple stuff to me is the best stuff. Did you guys get any gifts that you liked this year? I know that's a thing for you guys where you guys don't get gifts or get shitty gifts or get vagina. You know, that you already have.

Vagina's not a gift. That's y'all that keep trying to poke me. At least I always thought that's kind of like your... Vagina's depreciating daily. That shit's depreciating faster than a car. Dog, what? Vagina's a BMW. Once you drive it off the lot.

You ain't even gotta drive it off the lot. As soon as you see it, it's like, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, all right. I know, I ain't the first nigga to think you fine. This nigga said. Hey, before I seen you, a lot of niggas thought you was fine. You done been through the run. You have been through the ring, mama.

That shit is hard shot now. Oh, shit. Niggas had they way with that. the ring mama that shit is haunched up now. Oh shit. Niggas had they way with that. Now I'ma come through fucking Ronnie romance. No way. You've been pretty since the 90s. I'm catching you in 2024.

It's over. You know what that mean? That's that rollback miles on you. Yeah, you gotta go get that shit refurbished. You gotta go get a new engine in that bitch. Hang your man rolling back a little bit. They motherfuckin' need a new trans. Yeah, come on now.

Come on now. Don't play with me. I'll be happy to meet the chicks with like the 14 day period, the 11 day. Clean it up, clean that shit up. Yeah, periods got shorter, right? Clean it up, huh? Periods started getting shorter.

No. No, not as your age. As your age up, huh? Periods started getting shorter. No. No, not as your age. As your age, that should get a little, that should be a little time. They get weird. A little minute. They get weird, yeah. They're starting earlier is what's happening.

Yeah, they starting early. I just remember them being like a good, like, yeah, 7, 10 days. Flush out that chick sins. Yeah. That chick. In discretion. The longer a period, the more sins.

Yeah. For real, you mean, you talking about, oh my God, 10 days. Oh, yeah, bitch. Yeah, bitch, you've been fucking in your life and your pussy, know it. You cannot lie to that pussy. Clean it up. Get that semen out.

Yeah, get all of it out. Everything that might be in the engine. We take the old car, you gotta get the engine flushed. Yeah, come on. Back to the old car. Come on, the old semen. It might be old fries engine. We take the old car, you gotta get the engine flushed, right? Yeah. Yeah, come on. Back to the old car. Come on, the old Seaman. It might be old fries up in there, anything. You might find the lost remote up in that pussy.

Right on the side. Shit be in that pussy. I mean, just hide. Oh, man. You could fucking feel the last nigga lost his keys up in that pussy. Fucking disgusting. This nigga's a fucking idiot.

Gifts, Father's Day gifts. Did anybody just break? That's where we were. That's where we idiot. Gifts, Father's Day gifts. Did anybody, that's where we were. My son is coming out here in a couple of weeks. That nigga told me, I got your gift out, dad, I'ma just bring it with me. That mean you ain't get the gift yet, nigga, I know. But it's cool, I think you appreciate it, bro. Yeah, my shit was cool.

I don't really do that. I got a wallet. Hey, that's good shit. Hey. No, you didn't. No, hey, no, listen to me. Hey, Gary, that's good shit. Hey, hey. No, no, you didn't even know. No, hey, no, listen to me. Oh shit. Hey, no, look at me.

They clapping. My nigga, that's a thoughtful gift for you. If you needed a wallet. Yeah. You needed a wallet. That's why I'm clapping. That's a body. Your shit was on the last string with all them 97 cards.

Your wallet. Any of your shit's like a big. No, your wallet was hot 97. That nigga had 97 cards ready to bust it down. That nigga's ready to buy some shit. That nigga's ready to buy some shit. That nigga's ready to buy some shit. That nigga's ready to buy some shit.

That nigga's ready to buy some shit. That nigga's ready to buy some shit. That nigga's ready to buy some shit. That nigga's ready to buy some shit. That nigga had 97 cards ready to bust it down. That nigga's ready to buy some shit. He wasn't doing it cause then he got it. He's on his Bishop Whitehead shit. Alright, we bucketed it. This one ain't work. You got another one. Wait, you got the old school wallet or she got you the upgraded joint?

Nah, it's a Toomey joint. Oh yes, that's a step up. Wait you got the old school one she got you the upgraded joint nice Yes, that's a step up That's fine, okay What else what else what else what else, what else? Ice? My father's day started Friday for me, that's why I wasn't here. My daughter's school did they hold? Your father's day is all, yeah,

I thought about you a lot on father's day. Like that nigga's a real dad. That nigga be there for his kid. Yeah, that's what we do. We know. Bullshit, we know. What's wrong with you, y'all? You ain't think about Ice?

No. Ice is dead. He tell him, oh, it's my turn, got six days, went back there, he's like, I was on like six days. God damn. I ain't gonna lie.

That's a long time to be with your child. Like niggas love their kids, but you like, you love your kids. No, that nigga is, I'm getting him a gift. You're dad of the year, Ice. You really are. Nah, just, you know, I love my baby. That's it.

But yeah, her school had some shit in the park for all the dads. Look, you went to the dad meetup. You had your dad in your life, right? No, I mean, he was there, but not present. Don't try to be down with us, nigga. No, what? My father wasn't physically there.

He wasn't. That's part of why I am the way I am. Cause I don't want my, you know, I want pass, you know, whatever. But yeah, it was some shit in the park, bunch of little kids. They cooked for all the dads and shit. It was pretty cool.

Give me a napkin please. It just fucked me up because it was more mothers day than dads. Mom's trying to step on our show. Yeah, I'm like, yo, what the? This is supposed to be father's day. You said that fucked you up. I ain't want to, I know, I know.

Your Mother's Day, I'm putting, when I say Happy Mother's Day, I'm putting Happy Mother's Day to all the active mothers for now on. All right, start beef then. No, I'm sorry. I'm saying that. All right, start some beef.

Every year, they say that. I woke up Father's Day, started some beef. Yeah, I see a little post. I thought it was funny. But I wasn't trying to start beef, I just thought it was funny. But as the day went on, I felt like a shitty person. So, but my plan was to erase it the whole time.

But then- You kept it right. I archived it. Oh. I archived it. Yo, Father's Day was lit. Let me get a round of applause for all of the fathers out there, the active fathers. I'll even include,

I'm gonna even include some of the stepfathers in this, even though I feel like y'all need your own day. For real? Yeah. I feel like stepfather day should be like mischief night, Halloween around in somewhere. Why you wanna hit the nigga with batteries? No, no, no, I'm probably gonna stepdad.

What the fuck you talking about? It's not father's day. And I'm a stepdad, got my stepkids some Bryson Tiller tickets, hit Bryson Tiller, yeah, he say who this? I was like, oh, hit Bryson Tiller, yeah, he said who this? I was like, oh, all right. I'm like, oh, that's your button. I don't know, awkward text, but ah.

Nigga, I ain't even lock you in here. I ain't even save it. You always highlight my shit. That's so awkward. Yeah, who the fuck is this nigga? Hey, you think you're the man? I think step dads need their own day, but I'll include step dads in this.

All of the fathers out there, what a beautiful day. I felt great from the community of dads that was on my texts. It was a lot of, I realized more learning about me. I know a lot of active, real nigga dads, dear footage, I know single dads. I know all types of dads and we was deep in the text, yo my brother, making each other feel good.

Brother, I love you. Yeah, that felt good. Community. All that shit felt good. Dad, fucking community, you goddamn right. You goddamn right that shit felt good. I got a phone call Sunday evening from Simba. He was like, yo, you don't even get a text.

He was like, the dads I see that's really, I got a call niggas directly. They gave you that too? Yeah. Nah, that's all I'm just saying. Nah, I'm for real. Yeah, he did. I thought it was special, you know what I mean?

Nah, that's still like your arm playing. That's how you got a couple of us. That's a package gift. I'll take it. The Simba gimmick tricked a few of us up here before. Oh, here this nigga go. What? I'm talking about...

He ain't been saying nothing. Did you get a call? I'm saying you got... No, he ain't even sent me a text. I'm a real nigga. Nigga, hit me when the album is coming out. Don't hit me with love and support. Everybody else hit me though.

Everybody else. Listen, I'm shouting out the dads. I love that dad text thread shit that we had going on and awkward moment. It was a few of y'all dudes that hit me where I was unsure of your status. Joe, what the fuck? What you mean? Meaning you didn't know they were fathers? I didn't know if you were a dad or not. Oh, okay. I didn't know if there was one way love you was giving me. Also should you say happy father's day back? Some people, yeah, the relationship, I don't know, I didn't know some of them had a kid.

That's true. Not a lot, it's not a lot. It was a couple. Not a long list, but it was about three people that paused me like, hey, does this person? Nah, but maybe. It's a little awkward. Niggas be dads.

I had nothing to complain about. Sin bought me my baby. What'd it get? Yeah, that's right. Balloons. Give me the little thing that they did in school. Give me the thing. My dad is blank. And my dad is his favorite blank. Yeah, give it all to me in a nice little bag. The little painting.

The little painting that they get him to do. Give me my shit. to me in a nice little bag. The little painting, the little painting that they get in the doings, give my shit. I don't care what it is because if I don't get it, I'm gonna feel away on Father's Day. And you should. I'll admit it. You should. So she gave it right to me. I felt great. Took my dad, my brother, my sister, both my kids to our normal, almost like a ritual now, a little brunch in Harlem that we do. We had a great time and they had a real, real, real good talk with my oldest son just about some of the trauma and grown man issues that you might have from the years that dad wasn't there. We bumped into that one and that was it.

That was kind of fly because I just never even think about how, what areas that might be popping up in for him today. So we had that talk, and I was able to say, hey man, if there's anything I could do to help with some of the dad issues. This nigga just can't stop. You can't help yourself, dog. But I said, I was serious. Because who are we going to? Like who you gonna, it should be like your dad. Hit me, nigga. Hey, hey, hey. Text, call. Is there anything I can do to help fix some of this shit

that I fucked up before? If I gotta come to therapy, if I gotta, if I gotta, where I gotta go, if I gotta show up somewhere, I'm coming. Yeah. That was fun. Me and him had a lot of fun, we did. Took a long scooter ride with my youngest.

You know, my scooter go like 70 miles per hour. So I didn't bring that outside. I was trying to do like the good dad. I was on my ice shit like, let him get the scooter. I'll just walk behind him, proud, smiling. He booked it. He booked it.

So when he booked it, I had to show him. Your competition kicked in? I had to show him who was the boss. I had to show him who was the boss? I had to show who's boss. I had to show who's boss. Hey big dog! Watch this. Let's head back to the house for a second. Niko get the scooter.

Vroom! Vroom! Oh I hit about 80 on that little nigger boy. I got out of there. Yeah, who's boss now? Oh it was great. We took a long little run, but I would have just never even thought to do that Like bring my school down with just a lot of little things just felt good on small shit

Yeah, it's more small shit felt really really really good on Father's Day at the brunch I also noticed it wasn't as crowded as it was last year Last year was packed with dads this year Maybe I got there early, but the dads wasn't out in full force. But the dads that was there was like party at 10. Whole family celebrating dad. Party at eight. Whole family celebrating dad. So we all looking at, hey salute.

Right. Yeah, yeah dad nigga. We raised all these niggas. It feel good. Oh yeah. I went to Haven. I went to Haven for a little brunch and it was the same shit. But I bought my daughter so

it was all the tables were reserved. 8, 10 big ass parties of tables were reserved so it was kind of awkward because I had to bring my baby and they need the high chair. And so when we did the reservations we didn't include the high chair and all of that shit was pre-booked with parties of six parties of 12. They was even renting a little side area with like 25 people in that shit was pre-booked with parties of six, parties of 12. They was even renting a little side area with like 25 people in that shit. Just all celebrating Father's Day. It was kinda dope. That was kinda fly.

Yeah, my family tried to do something like that, but the places we looked at, we waited too late. So we ended up, cause just so happens, this Father's Day was also my grandfather's 83rd birthday. So the family was, you know, we usually do his birthday, my birthday, father's day, usually we do a little cookout something like that. He didn't want to leave the house so we did it at their house and it's just some family shit but again

about 15-20 people. No, father's day shit was kind of long. When you watching other fathers and they just giving you acknowledgement that shit is dope. You said you went upstairs right? Yeah I surprised my pops. Popped up on him, got him a nice little present. Felt good, did a little cookout with the family. Fire. It was beautiful, it was beautiful. Absolutely fire. Got nice with Pops, you know what I mean?

Got nice. Little yak in the rocks. Hey. Little whiskey for Pops, you know what I mean? Whiskey. Good time, good times. Shout out to everybody out there that lost their dad. Word.

We know they are here with y'all in spirit, salute to y'all. And shout out to the future dads out spirit. Salute to y'all. And shout out to the future dads. Shout out to y'all. It was a really, really, really, really good father's day. Oh, shit. Real quick, can I give a shout out to my cousin. My cousin Fred, he didn't have kids, but he officially adopted him and his wife's new

child. So this was his first father's day. So even in that situation, even in that situation. So salute to him. I thought that was super dope. Really good kid. And I'm happy that he's finally got to that point where, cause he kind of raised me a bit.

So I would never be like, yo, happy Father's Day. But the fact that now he has a child and taking care of the child in the greatest way to adoption. Child who really needs that influence, that was dope. So salute to Fred and Angelique, thought that was dope. Very dope. Absolutely fire. Shout out to all the adopted kids out there. That's it.

You always think I'm on bullshit. Cause you always on bullshit. I'm telling y'all I'm not. I'm growing up, 45 is coming. Your birthday ain't here yet, nigga. No, that ain't, that's 44. I said 45, I'm growing up. You ain't. Your birthday ain't here yet, nigga. No, that ain't, that's 44. I said 45, I'm growing up. You ain't growing up yet, is what we saying.

But you gotta work your way towards where you wanna be, is all I'm saying. I wanna say rest in peace to my cousin Earl, my guy Earl, passed away, Earl, I love you, I'm dedicating my performance today to you. I'll be in South Carolina soon, so we can do all the shit the right way. Talk to you pretty soon, man and get the good collard greens.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Go ahead and get that registration down there too. What registration? Yo. Oh. Pew pew? What happened? I got you.

Off mic. You always say that and then you never go on. I forgot. You just always say that. You just reminded me. You just reminded me. You know how much better I would be as a person if you was reliable Depend on you You're just reliable. You're a different type of guy. You're holding me back, dog. Get your shit together so I can live. I can be great.

But he can crash me. Even with me. Even with me. What's important? What else is important, unimportant? Where do y'all want to start? You want to get out the way? Congratulations to Boston.

Just get that out the way. Salute. I didn't want to watch the rest of the game, because as a New Yorker, I just don't want to see Boston celebrate. Yeah. I barely watched any of these finals at all, honestly. Yeah. But salutes to them. They did it. They earned it. They did it. They earned it.

I ain't one of them to win either. But I mean, they earned it. I wasn't mad at them winning. I just hate Boston. I didn't think they was going to win. Yeah, I'm just a New Yorker. So at this point, I can't. Celebrate Boston. But so much celebrating I can do

or even watch niggas be too happy in Boston. I can't do it. No. I love the city of Boston, but sports-wise. I'ma celebrate them, I am. Let me do it the right way, man. Hold up. All right, here we go.

The Boston Celtics have won the NBA Championship. Four to one. I guess I gotta be happy for these niggas. I am happy for them. I'm happy for them because I like Missoula. Like all of Missoula interviews, like he on his 5% of fuck y'all shit. I like seeing that Jalen Brown is on bullshit too. I'm happy for him. That's what I'm happy. I'm really really happy for him I could not be happier for Al Horford. Yeah. Yes

Like once I started looking at Boston for real Like they got a lot of people I was happy for Al Horford 17 18 19 Yeah, I ever, however many years, for him to finally get one, shout out to him, man, I fuck with him. Class act the whole way. And still has his hairline. And didn't, he didn't just get one sitting on the bench.

He was active, like he contributed a lot. And y'all better be glad that Al Horford is a happily married man, because he was a hard time in the club. Al Horford is a hard out in the club. Super excited for Jason Tatum. Yes, for sure. Really, really happy for Jason Tatum. Did you send him a DM? No, I did not. You should. I try not to impede on people's biggest moment of their life with just some self-centered Joe Budden shit. Congratulations. You deserve it.

DMs, simple. Not while the entire world is sending that. Okay. Like, be humble enough to wait. So maybe like two weeks after the parade. I hate when people try to make other people's moment they moment. I hate that, and that happens a lot today.

Niggas out there do it even in death. Soon as you die, niggas putting up your texts. Oh, he was just about to send me a package. I hate that. So no, I didn't do that. Who else am I happy for on this Celtics? Drew Holiday, I'm super happy. Him I'm gonna get to in a second.

I'm happy for him because he's black, but he already had one and he's that nigga. And I'm gonna talk about Drew Holiday in a second. I am happy for Porzing is as a Knicks guy. I am, he got one. He got one. True. I can't hate Peyton Prichard. I like Prichard.

I like Prichard a lot. Prichard would. Cuz I've watched him in summer leave be Michael Jordan. I did too. When they was trying to figure it out. The Celtics trying to figure it out. So. Derrick White bust his ass too. He did.

Nigga jumped on my nephew ass in that summer league. I said, whoa. Chill out, nigga. Chill out, nigga. So yeah, there are a lot of people on the Celtics that I am happy for. But that would make for a boring broadcast. Get some head off. Yeah.

Because I think the finals was really uneventful. It was. And I don't want Celtic fans out there to think that me saying that is trying to take away from their greatness. Two things could be true. I think the Celtics are a great team and have been all season long. They deserve this. But this season they separated themselves from the pack. 60 win team, they achieved a lot this season, incorporating new players into the system after a failed season last season. So that can be true and I could feel like

they weren't tested. I don't really feel like their greatness was tested by anybody this playoff run. Which makes me wanna highlight the people that should be sick to their stomach this morning. Which is why I have Neo playing right now. I'ma let this hook rock and then I'ma tell y'all who should be sick.

There's a very obvious one right at the top. Off the riff. I know one. All right, let me turn it down. Shit. Let me turn it down at the top. Off the roof. I know one. I know one. Alright, let me turn it down. Shit. Let me turn it down. Former coach. Udoka.

Alright, we will start with Udoka. Yes. Who could not control the horny. Couldn't control the horny. The horny got the best of him, man. Should've just rubbed one out. Couldn't keep your dick in your pants. You fucking succamed to the white girl. Succamed. He just madebed one out. Couldn't keep your dick in your pants. You fucking succumbed to the white girl.

Succumbed. He just made that shit up. Post-cum. You can say on. Because I don't want to say succumbed, because that's On the white girl. That's dirty? That's no pun intended.

Super pun intended. Succumbed. Yo, you had Neil Long. And your child. And you had a Celtics team. Oh, and your child. Father's Day. Yeah, but niggas don't really be.

Shut up, go ahead. You had your child, you had Nia Long, you had a very capable Celtics team, but you couldn't keep your dick in your pants and you fell victim to the pretty or mid white girl that worked with you. Eudoka is number one on the I am sick to my stomach. And then they sent you to Houston to deal with Jalen Green and all

I'm wild niggas over there Houston is lit. It's a good place to be. You might be having some fun But hopefully in the future you can control your horny so you can avoid these types of lists Number two on the so sick list Marcus smart Your last night y'all want, the Celtics won a ring and I thought that they should mail. I didn't even think about that. I thought that they should mail Marcus Smart a ring.

Just for what he meant for the development of that team. I know they didn't win it together. I know they had to ship him out. It was a good trade. They got a lot in return, but Marcus Smart should have woke up at least with a tummy ache. He did. At least. At least with a tummy ache. He did.

At least. At least. BG's. He did. Right? BG's. Yeah. Number three on my so sick list, Grant Williams. 100%.

I don't give a fuck that you was in the Celtic locker room clout chasing after they won. He went right over there and let some confetti fall on him. No, nigga. You should be sick as can be. You left the Celtics, went to the Mavs. None of them wanted you, and now you gotta watch both the teams that got rid of you fucking duel it out. You should be sick, you should be home.

Fucking over the toilet, throwing up, sorry. Hold up, hold up. My song went off. Now. I hope it's on. Yeah. You're great, yo. You're that nigga, yo. I gotta get your props. You're that nigga boy. Grant Williams should be a little sick to his stomach.

The Milwaukee Bucks. You really should be number one or two on this list but not for the reasons out there that people are saying. Some people, Draymond Green included, are saying that the Celtics were gifted a championship, Joe Allen B said this as well, were gifted a championship with the Drew Holiday trade. Mm-hmm. That's a reach a little bit, but, okay.

Far reach. I don't think it's a reach, but I don't think that the Bucks are responsible in that because the Bucks didn't trade Drew Holiday to Boston. The Bucks traded Drew Holiday to Portland, but Portland was beefing with Damian Lillard, which is why they shipped him to the Bucks traded Drew Holiday to Portland, but Portland was beefing with Damien Lillard, which is why they shipped him to the Bucks where he didn't wanna be,

and shipped Drew Holiday to Boston where, voila, you probably will win the championship. So go Blazers for fucking your Ops. Yeah. For real, shout out to them. Let me see who else, there was somebody else on the so sick list. The sixes.

Joellen B. Nigga. Why? Nigga, we had the opportunity, the draft, we talked about the draft before. Oh, yeah. We had the three and traded up to the one. How bizarre.

How bizarre. Yeah. No, talk about it as a sixer fan. Yeah, bro, and traded up to the one. How bizarre. How bizarre. Yeah. No, talk about it as a Sixer fan. Yeah, bro, I've been talking about it. They were saying the Sixer fans and the Laker fans should be sick. But I can't speak for the Laker fans. As a Sixer fan watching this, I am sick.

We took Ben Simmons and Markel Foltz. And we took Lonzo and Brandon Ingram. Yeah, we both should be sick. Yeah, we sick. Yeah, we are. I want to congratulate Jeff Van Gundy for getting a ring as a consultant to the Celtics this season. Yeah, he got himself a ring. He also has done an interview recently to talk about how troubled his past year has been since being fired from ESPN. So, shout out to Jeff Van Gundy. Shout out to Doris Burke, who I wanna say is the first woman

to announce like a championship round of any sport. Damn. Really? Wow. I was gonna tweet about Doris Burke last night. Yeah, I mean, I would need to Google it to be sure, but I'm pretty sure that that's what was said. Doris Burke is amazing, bro. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, but Doris, they need to make it right with, it did feel a little different without Jeff VanGauner and Mark Jackson, it did. That's true. It felt a little different. But Doris Burke is amazing. So shout out to her. We need to cherish her and

Hugh B while they are here. For sure. I think that's it for my So Sick List for now. Is it possible that the finals were underwhelming because Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson weren't? Oh wait. No. Denver Nuggets.

Y'all are on my fucking So Sick List. Y'all woke up sick. Y'all are responsible for a lot of how that played out in the West with that hat just names in a hat type shit y'all were supposed to take care of Minnesota and then y'all supposed to take care the next one so we could see the two best teams from the last two seasons go at it and in Boston could really be challenged but y'all blew a game seven in your building to a young Timberwolves

team they didn't show up against Dallas and Dallas wasn't ready for the bright lights against the Celtics I don't have no hate on the Celtics they played who was in front of them yeah it ain't they fault that everybody got injured everybody got hurt part of the playoffs show up part of the playoffs is how you plan and prepare for that TV schedule which is grueling. Yeah. It was grueling. Both of them teams the other night looked exhausted. They did.

Hey, but at the same time, the Celtics took injuries too. So everybody, like you said, you played one in front of you. They had to deal with it too. The Celtics without poor Zing is better than everybody. I'm just saying, you see what he did when he played. He showed up. He showed up. He showed up. But without him, they were better than everybody that they took, they put in front of them. Gotta shout out Brad Stevens. For sure. Amazing job. And the job that he has done in, hold up, I got it right here, I will read it to you just so we know, because I mentioned his last part,

but I didn't have it in front of me. He got Drew Holliday for Robert Williams III, Malcolm Brogdon, and two first round picks. He got Porzingis and two first round picks for Marcus Smart, Gallinari, Mike Mascala, and a second round pick. And he got Derrick White for Josh Smart, Gallinari, Mike Mascalla, and a second round pick. And he got Derrick White for Josh Richardson, Romeo Langford, and a first round pick.

Talk about improving your team. He did a phenomenal job with his roster. Shout out to Brad Stevens. Shout out to Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce and them niggas for being the people traded away to get the picks to get Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum. It's just, it's a lot of people, it's a lot of people that need to be thanked here

in this Celtics run. Congratulations to the city of Boston. For sure. Awesome. Yeah. Awesome, awesome. And whoever, I'm not sure who responsible, maybe Brad Stevens, whatever, in the front office,

because a lot of teams would have split up, Jalen and Tatum already. They were calling for them to split up. They were calling for that. They were calling for them to split up. They still believed, they stuck with it. So you gotta shout them out for that, because it paid off.

And I think they just announced that Tatum is up for maybe an extension, five years, 315 million. Super, super max. Amazing, super max. God damn. I had a nice little crossover too. Super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super,

super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, My man could have worked on his game. That's all. That's crazy. Nah, you could have gotten it if you worked on it. I ain't want the super match. That's all. You know what I'm saying? You wasn't getting it. All right, forget it. I'm at the hoes.

Anybody here have a problem with Jalen Brown being the finals MVP? No, he deserved it. He earned that. He deserved it. And we like his speech that he gave saying, I share this with Tatum. I'm sharing this with him, man. It's my man. Yeah, you can say that.

You like that? Going on with you, though. Yeah, yeah. It's going to your trophy case. I think it's real, though. That's cool. Where it's going. I fuck with JB.

Yeah, they're a great dynamic duo at this point. Jason Tatum is my man, my man, a hundred grand. He may be a little peeved with me because I picked Dallas. But what I was saying was, what I should have said was I'm rooting for Dallas because I was rooting for Dallas. But I kind of thought that Boston might win it. But I was rooting for Dallas. But I kind of thought that Boston might win it. But I was rooting for Dallas. JT, man.

This is what I'll say. I don't want him to get mad at me. But last night was funny because the streets were saying that Jason Tatum after they won the final was trying to emulate every iconic moment that ever happened in the finals. And it was funny. I'm sorry. It was funny I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So a lot of hate but it was funny the Kobe with the trophy the mic sitting down Even try to do the Garnett moment. Oh the Garnett moment for sure. We got to find some of this stuff

Let me get to his Kanye moment They could just steal the moments Let me get to his Kanye moment. I know everybody will wonder what happened. They could just steal the moments. I guess we'll never know. Yo, I'm not mad at him stealing people's moments. He also took one of the hardest pictures ever with his son with the confetti falling and all that. That's fine. That's one of the hardest pictures I've ever seen. I'm probably gonna post that later. Here we go. Listen to him getting his KG back.

Hold up. Tatum. Tatum. What the man called man? Come on. Hey, Jason Tatum. That nigga's happy, man. I can't say nothing. You can't. I can't say nothing because it's one of the greatest moments of his life. And that's my man.

And he's black. And we seen ****. We can't say nothing. Yes. Yeah. I've seen a lot of people there. Seen a lot of people there. You want to explain what that means?

No. Actually, I'm censoring it out. Oh, okay. Write it down. Thank you. I'm really, really happy for Jason Tatum, man. I am. Congratulations to the Celtics.

And they finally got that monkey all day back. That's something they've been, for the last six, seven years, they've been in the Eastern Conference Finals or the championship not to win it. So now it's like a relief, you know what I'm saying? Like it's just like, yeah. They still young as hell.

I ain't even realize how young them. That ties in with the Lakers, right? They both have 18? No. Why are we talking about the Lakers? Whatever. Because we the greatest franchise team. No, no, not Todd.

They are one by themselves. The Celtics are now. They passed y'all. They passed y'all on championships. Sorry, bro. Y'all have 17. They have 18. 18, okay.

So when we're talking about the world. Some people say 16 with asterisks. That's true, because of the bubble. Because of the Y'all have 17, they have 18. 18, okay. So when we're talking about the world. Some people say 16 with asterisks. That's true. So when we're talking about the world champions like you don't have to insert the Lakers and the Clippers got a new building, they got a fan section, they building might be crushing y'all. Y'all got shit to worry about man. How many banners they got though? How many banners they got? In the new building? In the new building. The new building is still going up. So they can't put the old building too.

They can't hang no banners up. They ain't got to worry about that part of the construction. They can't put no banners up right now. They don't have to worry about that part of the construction. Well why are we even talking about the Lakers though? How many banners you got? We not talking, why are we talking about the Lakers? No, alright, you're right.

I don't know why we're talking about the Lakers. Same reason we talked about Markel Foltz and Ben Simmons. No, that's not true. No, oh. That's not true. Y'all have no relations. We just saluting them right now. Y'all have no relations. Long as the ball not even on your team, y'all trade them. Y'all have no relationship. We just salute him right now. Y'all have no relation.

Long as the ball not even on your team, y'all trade him. Y'all don't even have, and Brandon Engel. We gotta chip out of that. Nobody, I don't care about the league right now. All right, shut up then. I don't care about the league right now. Boston's moment. Yeah, yeah.

That's peace. Yeah, mute it up. Yeah. You better sign Micah Parsons. You better. You're doing a lot of talking. Make him jump to football. Does he do it too much talking?

I know one thing, Micah Parsons going to work for $3 million. You're doing a lot of talking. You're making it jump to football. Because he's doing too much talking. I know one thing, Michael Parsons going to work for $3 million next season should be all your brain is worried about right now. You think Michael Parsons leaving the house? That nigga is not leaving. I think that there's a possibility that his text is full of people saying you shouldn't come to work for $3 million next season. Yeah. And I think he might listen. You ain't answering my question. No, I think y'all gonna fucking suck out and pay him. That's not suckering out. Which

one is it? Is it suckering out or he should he not go to work for 3 mil? It's both. No it's not. I think so. If you if you are paying somebody years before you have to pay them. It's only a year before. It's only one year. I don't care. So what? Shut up. You just talking. So what? You just talking. Joe is on bullshit. I know. You on bullshit.

So what? So what? I would love to see you. I'm happy to be at work. I would love to see you. I'm happy to be here. I would love to see you bust your ass somewhere, overperform, and then still feel comfortable walking into that building for less than what you're worth at the moment.

Yeah. Way overperforming and still feel comfortable. Joe would never do that. You would never do that. I know. Joe would never do that. You would never do that. No, Joe would never do that. You'll burn the whole AT&T center down, long as you know it. Yes. Long as you know it.

And that needs to be considered when hiring Joe. Pay him right, talk to him nice, treat him right, or deal with the ramifications, and that nigga's got a big mouth. What do we want? Companies pay me now to shut up. They ain't paying me to talk. I come here, the fans do that for me to talk to y'all. But the companies, no, you be quiet, don't talk about this. Hey, keep this between us.

It ain't work out, but here take this bonus check. Big dog, keep this between us. Your peers. I work out but here take this bonus check big dog Keep this between us your peers and I yeah, no dead ass. Oh, well you gotta do it tell me my peers ain't Can't let my peers know You got some fun, Ruby Rose. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey you've come to the podcast, you've supported, I'm a little more familiar with you, so I support where you're trying to go. That's not what the picture was given, so I didn't like it. Oh, is it the one on the boat?

Yes. I liked it. You can. Yeah, you can do that. She felt all on your titties at work. But you follow Ruby Rose now? No. Don't even fucking try it, you little motherfucker.

You tried it. You tried it. You tried to set Big Mouth up. You ain't gonna do that. Oh shit. I don't, I don't. I've been following Ruby Rose. I had no idea.

So then why don't you, if you're following her, like her pictures? I like a picture that's age appropriate. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You can't like nothing that's 25, 26, 24. you can't like nothing that's 25 26 24

You can't do it. Okay You can now they try to get on cost and that ass for me from eating blue No, no, I mean north. I'm sorry. I'm sorry blue. I'm sorry north Mmm, that's just the internet being stupid. Yeah That's stupid shit. That's really stupid. I agree that that's dumb. Norf's mom is involved. Of course.

You're the top streamer. I want my child to meet. And again, the streamers are them today. Yeah, they're stars. They're the celebrities to the kids. I could offer some pushback here but we've been number one for too long so I'm okay with not being honest right here. Like we fall to number two because I'm not honest right here. That's fine. I might back you up. I got a little pushback.

Just a little bit. Can you give the pushback? Only if you understand what Kanye's point of view was the entire time that he's been talking about everything related to Kim and North. Yes, I get that. If you understand what his point of view was, then you're too accessible for my liking. Like if you could push your brain to wherever his is, which is a tall task for people. But Kanye's of the impression that if you listen to Candace Owens and him and anybody else with a mouth that MK Ultra has a handler on everybody famous in Hollywood and this weird shit going on and people are too accessible and people are doing shit for companies and platforms and they're sacrificed and and they compromised. So if you're doing that, then maybe my daughter being this accessible

to shenanigans is an issue. But if you're just a regular dad that don't have those beliefs, then there's nothing wrong here. I understand Kanye's point. I gotta push back to that too. Yeah, I understand all of that. I'm just saying what people were trying to put on Kasa 9.

Is not fair. Just for being around that young girl is unfair. That's all I'm just saying what people were trying to put on Kasa 9. It's not fair. Just for being around that young girl is unfair. That's all I'm talking about. I do feel like you got to take the good and the bad though too, right? People's senses when it comes to these things are heightened because of things that have gone on in the public with people and young women. I agree. So the public is just on edge.

I think that, I think he gets, in that particular instance, you can't say some of those things if you are carrying yourself Be the message that you want to spread. in a manner that is contradicting what you're saying. You get what I'm saying? So I think the message is way better received

had if you carry yourself in a different way. You know what I mean? Like you outside with your chick and she naked. That part, starting a porn company. Yeah, but he also has a sex addiction. All right, the world don't gotta know it and you don't gotta present it to the world in their face. You could do whatever you do behind closed doors.

Maybe part of sharing it publicly is trying to not succumb to the addiction. You know, girls walking around naked. You shoot with that nigga bail. Yeah, you bailing him out. You shooting him a lot of bail. I get, I understand. I'm not trying to.

You bail him out, huh? I'm not trying. Yo, don't, don't, don't. You gotta stop, bro. You bail him out, huh? You'm not trying. Yo, don't, don't. Yo, you gotta stop, bro. Don't, don't. You bail him out, huh? Don't. Yo, man, Gory, you'll bail him out, huh?

We're gonna get to it. No, we're not. We're gonna get to it. We not. Man, you're gonna get to it, because he always pushing my buttons. Why you say like that? Man, he got it.

Like a little baby. Like a child, my legs just keep pushing my buttons. So we're gonna get to it. Oh, shit. I'm not trying to shoot bail for Kanye, so I don't want to put my buttons. So we're gonna get to it. I'm not trying to shoot Bill for Kanye, so I don't wanna sound like that. I guess I just, maybe I have empathy for people that are going, suffering from addiction,

of whatever it is, gambling addiction, porn addiction. So if I see you acting out, I'm not like, hey, you're doing that. It's point is still right. I agree with Isha's point. Hey, be the person that you wanna, but I know that you used to come into something greater than you right now.

It ain't, you can't. Maybe you gotta get the discipline. You gotta get the self-control. You gotta, he ain't there yet, is all I'm saying. And that white girl is mid. That's it, somebody here that fuck white girls a lot tell me that that girl is mid. Isn't it?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, which wife? His wife? No, I don't wanna talk about his wife. But is that who you mean? That's his wife. That's wife? No, I don't want to talk about his wife. But is that who you're speaking? That's his wife. That's why I guess I'm really talking about that girl before his wife. Oh, you're talking about the one with the lawsuit? Oh, Julia Fox?

Who won't shut up either. Oh, Julia Fox. Who won't shut up. That was too much mid. She wasn't mid before, but she 100% went to mid. Bad mayonnaise. That wasn't helmet. That wasn't helmet. Uncut gem, she looked... Bad mayonnaise.

I wish that one of y'all would fucking find some balls and tell me, come on, because y'all know that was Bad Man Ace. That was not good Man Ace. She used to look good. Hey, yo. I don't give a fuck how she used to look. If you look mid, when I get with you.

Well. What is wrong with you, y'all? They were an interesting coupling. Bad Man Ace is hilarious. I can go home with you. That's a classic, that is a classic, yo. This guy's a duck case, B. Hey, believe this out, Parks.

I went digging through my DMs. I saw a DM f***. I bet you did. Who's that? Don't worry about it. Good mayonnaise. Good mayonnaise. Porn?

Good mayonnaise. No, but good mayonnaise. That's good mayonnaise. And could be porn. WWE? When you say some good mayonnaise, you gotta put some of that on the sandwich. Miracle way. That's exquisite mayonnaise. Hey, but good mayonnaise. That's good mayonnaise. And could be porn. WWE? When you say some good mayonnaise, you've got to put some of that on the sandwich. Miracle Whip. That's exquisite mayonnaise.

Hey, with nothing else, though. Just the bread. Mayonnaise with truffles. It's just the mayonnaise sandwich. Man-mayonnaise. Yeah, mayonnaise sandwich, man. That's it. That's it.

Yo. Not Miracle Whip, by the way. No, no, no. That's what helps. That's your one. That. That mayonnaise was high. You like Hellmann's over Miracle Whip?

Yes. Really? Hell yeah. Wait, you like Miracle Whip over Hellmann's? You like Miracle Whip? Yes. Really? Hell yeah. Wait, you like Miracle Whip over helmets? You like Miracle Whip? Miracle Whip is disgusting. I don't eat that shit no more.

I don't even agree with this conversation because they're two different things. Yeah. They're not the same thing. Miracle Whip is not manly. That old man needs someone to salad dress him? Miracle Whip is made for you. Yeah, Miracle Whip is a dressing.

It's a dressing. Yeah. That shit is nasty. You can't really compare it to. I don't want nothing on Miracle Whip. But I like Miracle Whip though. You niggas crazy. I don't.

Yeah, now y'all can keep that shit. That's part of me being ghetto. I do like Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip is the shit. But that's ghetto. No. Miracle Whip on a ham and cheese when I was a kid? What? Hellmann's, my nigga.

Hellmann's is ingratiated in black communities because they was one of the companies that was cutting a deal with the government to be put in the household. So you can't tell us nothing about Hellmann's. Yeah. It's in all the potato nothing about Hellmann's. Yeah. It's in all the potato salad. Kellogg's, there's a few companies that cut that deal

with the White House that was gonna make sure that it's free to turn, it's not about us. Y'all think y'all got choice as to what you like. It's covered on the wick and all that. They was on the wick part, Juicy Juice? Come on. They just had Hellmann's in the house. Niggas ain't buy that Kraft mayonnaise, I know that.

Niggas would Hellmann's, still house. Niggas ain't buy that Kraft mayonnaise, I know that. Niggas boyed Hellmann's. Still. Wait, what? Kraft has mayonnaise? Yes. You said, yeah. Yes, what's the name of it? Kraft mayonnaise.

Why would you buy Kraft mayonnaise? I'm just telling you, Hellmann's. Is it cheaper? I don't even know if it's cheap. I don't even know if it's cheap, not if it's Kraft. You should not buy Kraft mayonnaise. No, you should not. Agreed.

Y'all was raised to believe that black people didn't want mayonnaise in their... I don't know where you got that from. I'm telling you, a lot of them... I don't know where you was raised. Spanish people. I don't use mayonnaise, but I used to grow up in... You think black people don't like mayonnaise?

I'm telling you, a lot of when I was growing up, they were, ew, mayonnaise, that's disgusting. A lot of black people. Oh, you was around some different blacks. A lot of black people used to say that's like white people shit. What? Mayonnaise. Y'all to say that's like white people shit. What? Mayonnaise.

Y'all never heard that before? No, no. Wow, okay. Please, if I'm bugging, just tell me in the comments. Now some of that shit the white people came up with was fly, like raisin bread. You don't like raisin bread? I don't know, I don't like raisin bread.

Who the hell don't fuck with raisin bread? You don't like raisins? I don't fuck with raisins at all. Raisins like grapes. I like grapes. Very different. Then you like raisins. No, no, it's very different.

Different taste, different texture. I used to hate raisins. I like them now. Shoot him, Bill. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Bill Barnes team right here, boy. When they see each other in the gym, they get that bail, right?

That's funny. Maybe a little bit. It's crazy. Y'all like raisin bread, right? Absolutely. Raisin bagels, raisin. Cookies. Oatmeal raisin cookies.

Oh, what? Oatmeal raisin. Well, oatmeal raisin, that's what got me jammed up. What? Damn edibles was oatmeal raisin cookies. Ah. That's for that. Dangerous. That's a dangerous game. Well you can't you should never do that. Yes. And then they don't only eat a piece of it.

No I mean too. Kiss that concrete nigga. Okay we good. We gotta tell that story up here. A lot of people watching. Ice was asleep on that cobblestone for a long time. 100%. It wasn't a quick nap. He was laid out for a little bit. We went and recorded him. Nigga, that was the second time. Remember, I fell in the house first. I've been there before though. Them weed cookies I used to have, those sent niggas down.

Down, shut out the Pat. No, fuck Pat. I wonder if Pat still sold them shit. Yeah. Pat still got them shit. No, fuck Pat. Them weed cookies sent finesse to that E. Yeah. Pat still got them shits. No, fuck Pat. Them weed could present finesse to that E.R.

Them shits had finesse in the bathroom, in the corner, in the dark. What are you looking at, my nigga? Nah, to the hospital. To the emergency room. Hey, and we're going to talk about it later. Another incident where you learn about your friends. We was at the kickback when that happened. The hospital was next door.

Nobody wanted to go with finesse to the hospital that was next door. Yo, that's funny. Only Joe, dumbass. Only me got up to drag him to the hospital and explain to them people what happened to him and why I was there when it happened. You should have just got him a nice glass of milk, man.

He'd be all right. That's what you're supposed to do. The guy ain't that bad. But he was too scared. I remember that time. Milk? He was too scared. Yeah, yo, you get scared in that moment. And we gave him the milk. I think he couldn. I remember that time. Milk? Yeah, a little milk. He was too scared. Yeah, yo, you get scared in that movie.

And we gave him the milk. I think he couldn't swallow at the time. He was spitting that shit out in my dining room. Now you gotta get out, nigga. I'll drop you off at the bus stop. Man, I'm telling you, when them shits hit me, all I kept saying was, oh, I'm about to be the first nigga to ever die from weed.

That's all that was going through my head. I'm like, yo, my moms and them are gonna hear that your son was the first nigga to ever die from, I thought I was about to die. I bet you. I'm like, yo, my moms and them are gonna hear that your son was the first nigga to ever die I thought I was about to die. I've been there. I was like yo Wow And then it was like yo, I heard you say you sleep great afterwards. I'm like, nah, I can't go to sleep I'm not gonna wait only the niggas that tried to play tough in front of vagina. Yeah, let me add that's true Well, that's not what happened in my case. I don't care in my story it is in my case Making them oatmeal those weed cookies came with the Joe Budden disclaimer. Yeah, them shit's fucked.

Saying, hey, don't be tough, just break a little piece off, wait to see how it affects you, if you need more, you can take it at your own. So you know the problem with that? Let me tell you the problem with that. Finesse was in front of some pussy saying, ooh, me, I can't drink a whole one?

Gobble, gobble, gobble, cookie monster. And then the shit came and it ain't come down fast enough. He got another one. So I was about to say, listen, that was my first time ever having them shits in my life. So I heard the instruction, break a little bit off. I'm break a little bit off. I don't feel nothing.

It takes a while. It takes about 30 minutes. But see you don't know that. So, oh okay, I can handle this. And it tastes good at that too. And the shit's a soft, chewy, amazing, fucking oatmeal raisin cookies. Son, them shits had a

about to jump in the Hudson. You don't remember that? When, when was it? He had one and the nigga said, yo, fucked him up. Oh no, yes, I do remember that. That nigga, he fucked him up. And them she's turned him into a swimming instructor too. You wasn't around for that part.

You were teaching bitches how to swim. It's five in the morning with the pool light on. Hey nigga, go to bed. She's not fucking you. Niggas will try to swim instructor their way into some pussy. She's not fucking you, my nigga. She genuinely wants to learn how to swim.

It give you permission to hold him up under here. Yeah, like go to bed. Just float man, just let your body go. Pervert ass nigga. I remember that shit. We always on the balcony. Look at this nigga. Everybody was on the balcony. Look at him. I was fucking as hell.

Niggas went, I fucked too that night. I went fuck, came back to the balcony. He said he was fucking a girl. He said he was fucking a swimmy. I was fucking someone in my room. I was about to say, you love something different every day. Niggas went and fucked and went back to the balcony. And fat five, you know niggas wake up, we're in 530. That nigga's still out there.

I was like, Harry, show her to swim niggas. Yo, dog, she's not fucking you for teaching her how to swim, my nigga. Let me hit you in the backstroke. But that's what I mean. See, I guess that's what I meant about the niggas that try to care pack as they waded some pussy. Niggas try to find their little unique ability and do it.

No. Smart. That shit works, Joe. It works. But I'm not saying it don't work, so don't misjudge me. I'm saying some of it, the field has to look at you you like look at what's going on. I definitely jail broke the iPhone my way to some pussy Same nigga we thought my try to hammock his way to some pussy too. Yeah Bitches get sleepy trying to hammock his way to some pussy to hammock. Yeah, just make a make job make your bitch You get sleepy on a hammock

I'm feeling woozy Well, no, it's not it's really bad Actual deed I'm talking about the setup. Oh No, the hot tub was the one everybody hot'm talking about the setup. You hot tubbed your way to the pussy. Oh no, the hot tub was the one. Everybody hot tubbed their way to the pussy. The hot tub was the one. Nah, but the oxygen level, something was too high in there where they get hot there motherfucker.

Nah, nah, something was off with the hot tub that day and niggas started getting dizzy. He was like, all right, we gotta get up out this bitch. You know how many times I walked up, I walked to the hot tub like on some early morning shit, let me just go see what's up and your niggas is in there with their dicks out. Your niggas is in there in a circle jerk with some chicks.

Yeah, niggas got chicks in there, so they naked in their Bronx bag. It's like, all right, y'all got it. Hey, hey, your hot tub for the next two hours. Change the water when you done. I'm gonna empty it out and refill it up. I was about to say, that's just, yeah, that's what niggas do if you have a hot tub

and some bronze chicks. Hey listen, man. There was an old for Bronx. No, only 80%. Them bitches y'all had in the hot tub. They was not old for Bronx. They was not old. Wherever they were, New Rochelle, where was it?

Wherever they was from, it wasn't a hot tub. They never seen a hot tub? It wasn't a hot tub in there. Only in their house? I never seen niggas, yo, this the only time I seen. Let's talk about water. This the only time I ever seen real gangsters act like they man's dick wasn't out right across from them.

Real gangsters just trying to chill and talk. Like, yo, nigga, y'all is naked in here. Y'all want this pussy that bad? Go ahead, get your shit up. It's funny. Anywho. Joe the king of walking in at the wrong fucking moment. I was just about to say, nigga stop bringing the kick back around me because I'm gonna walk out and like wonder. Or listen. Or talk to one of them. Whoever ain't trying to fuck one of these niggas, I'm gonna listen to them. This nigga like... Glass up to the door and shit. And then you go listen to Shorty and you like, this nigga't trying to fuck one of these niggas, I'm gonna listen to them. This nigga like...

Glass up to the door and shit. And then you go listen to Shorty and you like, this nigga is trying to fuck this chick. She is nine months behind on rent. Her baby daddy come home in two days. Her fucking child, she just dropped off at the firehouse. Yeah. Oh, that's the one. Duh. That's the one right there. She's throwing quakes.

She's not two days to make it happen. Come home in two days. That is the one. She not Two days to make it happen. Come home and do two things. That is the one. She not gonna be free in another week. You don't never feel weird when you're like, y'all disagree on a topic? No, not on that. That's the one.

Y'all gotta stop that shit. That's old life. You gotta stop acting like you was. All right, if it's old life then it's cool. That's old life. It's old life from the school. Yeah, you gotta stop. You gotta, yo, Joe, you pot in the deck.

You say that, but as dudes, we had a lot of escapades. Outside of mine and Ishlo Newark days, I was never involved when y'all got Freaky Freaky. What's the next topic, man? I don't know, I wasn't around. What you got on the block? I was around. I know, we were all around.

I would fly them out just because they got good spirits. And these evil demons, boy. Corrupted them. Corrupted them. Yo, spirits in the name of Hades. I can name, I can, yo, he is playing today. No, prize picks coming. Prize picks coming right now.

We talking about they prize picks. You fill out the prize picks. Huh? You're trying out the prize picks. Fawn Spirit. Yeah, but never got the prize though. You niggas shared the prize, boy, like a crew. Aw, yeah. Yo, all right, man.

Yo, niggas. Okay. Sometimes you get a prize that's big enough for like a few people. They were sharing the prizes. What you got to say to that? Erased it from your memory? Time for my favorite part of the show.

Prize picks! Let me tell y'all about prize picks. Prize picks, I lost the read. Prize picks is, prize picks is the number one daily fantasy sports app in all of the land. Super easy to get with. With prize picks, you can turn $10 into $1,000 in a single game watching your favorite sports this summer. The finals is over so don't try to get in on that.

You missed the boat. You can make a prize picks lineup in as little as 60 seconds. Super simple. You just need to pick more or less on two to six player stat projections and you are locked in. Also, if you are looking for promotions, prize picks has got you covered every single week from lowering select players stat projections on Tuesdays, which increases your chance of getting a win to getting your entry fees back if you have a losing lineup on Fridays.

Now, the finals are over, but do not be alarmed. The WNBA is still rocking. Baseball is still rocking. Baseball is still rocking. Golf was rocking, but boy, Rory McIlroy blew that one the other day at the US Open. I never seen no bullshit like that one. That nigga missed one that was a foot away. And I could tie that into how the divorce he's going through

and why he's going through it, but I won't. But I've been in white people business and it has been fun. If you're gonna go blow the US open because you're cheating on your wife, I'm watching that. This is prime time. They called off the divorce. Yeah, they called off the divorce. They're trying to work it out.

I love when that happens. Clap it off for white love. Yeah. Clap it off for white love. That might be why he missed. Clap it off for white love. If you are participating, don't forget to use the promo code J-B-P.

And good luck to all you beautiful people out there. Saturday night was the fight. Tank vs. Frank. Mm-hmm. Tank Davis vs. Frank. What's his name? What's his name? Frank Martin. Frank something.

Frank Martin. Yup. Frank some beans. Some people told me that he knew how to fight. I didn't know nothing about homeboy, but I did watch the fight on two TVs. Motherfucker. Holy shit. That's the other thing we gotta talk about. I ain't that friend no more neither.

I ain't that friend no more. That's like just pop up with a vibe unannounced and we're just like, nah nigga I'm in bed crisscross applesauce naked. Here comes Corey, he'll be right there. Alright let me order the fight downstairs. I thought that because I ordered it on one it was on two guess what. Oh no you got it off. That ain't work. Had to hit that little 79.99. Two TVs. And still, yeah. You get that on one box.

You get it on one TV for 79.99. Oh, you could have hit that. Oh, you could have hit that little link right there. That Streamy. Hit that little stream right there. That Amadi Streamy. I called E yesterday, I'm like, yo, you watching the game?

He said, yeah, I'm on that Streamy. I said, yeah, it's on seven. Wait, wait, wait, antenna, you watching the game? He said, yeah, I'm on that Streamys. I said, yo, it's on seven. Wait, wait, wait. I was in that. Get that out of there. Wait, wait. I wasn't at that point. Don't step on the joke.

Don't step on the joke. Don't step on the joke. I'm on it. I'm like, yo, you watching the game? He's like, yeah, I got the Streamys lit. I'm like, yo, you got this channel. It's free. It's in the air. So listen. So listen. La, la, la, la, la. You got this channel

So remember I told you how I broke shorties TV Being wild right so got a new TV that was hey That was Hey, I swear to god So got got got a new TV coming on the way, but it ain't here yet. So at this point, we just be chilling, doing stuff, no TV in the crib. Talking.

You gotta get the north. Just talk it out. But I had my computer, luckily I had my computer with me. So I was like, yo, fuck it, I'm gonna just. Go ahead. You ordered the TV? Yeah. It coming in.

No, no, no. It's a special TV. Oh, you got 100, 100 inch? No. 80? Yo, can I just tell? Okay, I just said no TV. Take that.

No, no, no, no. So when it had. I know what it was. Renaissance ain't had none of them yet. So you had to wait for it. Wow shit. You have to wait for them. Wow. You got to square up with them. You got to square up.

No, for real. But Renison is from the, he can't put that on your name. That's crazy. He can't put that on your name. You got to kind of square up with them. Oh shit. Oh shit. That nigga got to you.

That nigga's going bullshit today. All right. So I turned the fight on, right? And here's a few quick Joe Budden takeaways, even though I'm a casual fan of boxing and don't know enough about boxing to say the shit that I'm about to say, but that's why I get paid the medium bucks. So I'm gonna give it to you.

Medium? Yes, medium. Gotcha. Ryan Seacrest's Wheel of Fortune check has changed my entire life. I ain't getting paid at all. You ain't off that yet. I'm not getting paid at all, buddy. That fucked you up.

It is systemic oppression. That fucked you up, yo. God damn. But where was I going? Where was I going? Where was I going? Use your tanks on the fight as a casual viewer. This is now two fights for Tank

where I feel like he announces how he's gonna win while they're doing the back and forth. When Ryan, he was like, yo, look at you, you looking stupid up here, you gonna get tired, dehydration, I'm gonna put you down in whatever round it was. He perfectly guessed the round. He said something too that gave it away

with how he was gonna win in terms of how Ryan defended, the jab, whatever the fuck punch it was. He perfectly guessed the round. He said something too that gave it away with how he was going to win in terms of how Ryan defended the jail, whatever the fuckpunch it was. I don't remember. My memory's bad, but he said it and then he knocked him out that same way. So here with him and Frank, when he did the fake punch and Frank feinted, I mean when he did the feint and he did the- He flinched a little bit. And he flinched. And when this thing got locked, smile. I mean when he did the faint and he did the he flinched a little bit and he flinched and when I heard I heard

Some experts saying this ain't the first this ain't the first time that Frank I mean not that Frank the tank has tried to tell you how he was gonna win and sure enough fight time come Do keep moving me kept backing up trying to stay away from that shit high high defense trying to guard away from that thing And when it was knockout time, fake with the thingamajiggy, uppercut through the defense. Now you stunned, I'm sitting there in real time,

like why is this guy not putting his hands up? Why is he in the corner? He played those corners too much. He could move. He played them, no, no, at that point he could move. But during the fight, and it was effective for a little bit, he did hit tank,

he played the corners a lot, just a a little bit. He did hit Tank. He played the corners a lot, just a lot of moving and a lot of shaking that uppercut, froze him, put him right down, the end. Two. And this is the one that may get me in a little bit. I mean, I should learn more about boxing before I say this. But I'm saying this as somebody that knows a little bit just about a street fight.

I feel like Tank is stat padding. Stat padding. I feel like Tank is just this generation's Floyd. So some of the things that any looked up to Floyd and Floyd was life changing in certain areas for him, that was his, that's his guy. So some of the things that us older people have, when Floyd's run, where it was, hey, Floyd is avoiding competition.

I'm not saying that that's true or not, but Tank is stat pad, maybe because there's nobody at 135 for him to fight. But what I'm pulling from this is, the Ryan Garcia fight, I was in Vegas and wasn't thinking about going to that fight. I didn't know enough about Ryan Garcia to make me think that this would be a challenge. And Tank is really elite elite.

He's elite elite. Anybody that get in that ring and you want some playtime funny shit, I'm not giving you one chance against Tank who is really elite. I'm not saying the stat pad is taken away from his elite ability. I'm saying two things can be true. This fight right here, they say some people say that Frank was a threat. I'm saying what I'm saying because I'm seeing too many people getting the ring with Tank and just look scared. That's enough for me. I don't think too many Frank Martin, right? Yeah. Looked either like he had too much respect

or it was a little fear. I want to see Tank, elite of the elite, fight somebody who is not afraid of him. But you know, that's what I'm asking. You know, for Frank, but for Frank, that was his first title fight. So sometimes the lights itself could do that to you. Tank told him that, Tank told him in the press thing of Majiggy

that this was too soon and it's too soon for you. You should have waited. He told him, you should have waited for this one because you all right, but you ain't ready for prime time like bright lights like this. That nigga hit hard bro. He should have waited. People don't understand.

Frank came out there active in the beginning. That boy hits hard, but toward the end he started just trying to stay alive. People don't understand. Watching, watching Tank fight is totally different from now having to get in the ring and understand that power and face him. He looks amazing just as a fighter. For us. And then as a fighter, your natural thought is I'm going to get in there and I'm going

to do my business boom boom boom. But then when you really in that ring with that nigga and you see how hard he hit, how accurate he is, how smart he is, how he knows how to just, his footwork, he's different. He's different. I want him to fight a fight where he's not in front of me. He has to move up.

Nah, let me tell you, a couple of them Spanish boys wasn't scared of him. He fought two or three of them Spanish boys that were not scared of him, that was coming all old, they was on his ass. I saw Cruz wasn't scared of him. That's the last fight that went the distance? Yes.

Yes. No? So now they're talking about a rematch? Two of them Spanish boys, he knocked them out, but they wasn't scared of him. Oh, then that's not what I'm talking about. Baris wasn't either, but Baris got laid out. I saw Cruz was the last one where he went the distance and it looked like a decent fight, but also tank Hurtage broke his hand. There's somebody on the internet right now

He made up he placed a bet on tank and he told the story. He tweeted it and everything. He told the story He said yo, I just happened to be in CVS tonight before the fight I'm buying some shit. Who do I see you guessed it tank Davis? so naturally I asked him about the fight, I'm buying some shit, who do I see? You guessed it, Tank Davis. So naturally, I ask him about the fight. And he says, yada yada yada, I'm putting him down an eighth. So dude went and placed a bet, because he heard it straight from Tank Davis, then said, hey, eighth round it is, sure enough he won.

And eighth, Ryan Garcia tweets, he's putting him down in eighth. Even to your point about Frank coming out there aggressive, even that's the wrong game plan against somebody like Saint who adopts the Floyd, we're gonna just fill you out for the first five rounds maybe, six rounds maybe. And then I'm gonna be ready to fight

when you are a little gassed and winded because people keep coming in here trying to punch on me. He said that. He said, yo, I knew he was going to get winded. I knew he was going to get gassed. What Floyd do is watch you for four or five rounds. I'm going to see what your tendencies are and I'm going to take that away. And now what you're going to do, a fish out of water, I'm going to take that away.

And now I'm going to beat the shit out you for the next five rounds. The first two rounds usually for fighters like Tank or Floyd are going gonna be awash the first two for sure you you're willing to almost lose those rounds well shit Tank was losing they lose them yeah and in his corner was like hey dog you need these rounds and Tank is so gifted and elite I even feel like that's performative from the corner I feel like the corners been with him long enough to know when he about to turn it up and how maybe they say that adds a trigger to turn it up. Yeah, but once they said that it was lights out It was lights out I need to see and that's where it's fucked up because I don't know if Shakur is ready for this

No But they say that the pay-per-view numbers are really low for this fight Yeah, I could believe that like like less than 200,000 as it should be Which says that as elite as Tank is, maybe you need the other person to not be muddy in the box office regard, like Ryan Garcia. Ryan Garcia sells tickets. So who cares about how you fight?

We gonna sell this fight. Frank Martin, I feel like, eh. Shakur, I don't know how box office that is, and he probably need a couple more fights. Shakur Tank would be box office. It would. I think that would be box office. Shakur Tank is box office.

But even then, I feel like Tank just got so many more fights under the bright lights now than Shakur. Like he out the experience, he left. Shakur need to fight more. I need to see more from him. He got 10 knockouts. I don't know if his power is. Even in his fights. They don't be exciting fights. He his last fight was a snooze Yeah, it's a snooze fence. That was bad

He just had against tank. Yeah Yeah Yeah, really took tank is gonna beat the dog shit out of him if they ever had a fight and it's not gonna be that hard For him. I don't think people really want to pay attention to that fight tank Tank has to move up. He's gonna have to move up as a support. I'm not talking about the result. I'm talking about getting people to watch. I don't think people are gonna want to be that in tune. I think his next big fight would have to be a rematch with Garcia. Yo, and Tull Tank is standing across from, what's my man name? Inua? Inua? That that lad, the nigga from

over there that just is knocking everybody out, the short nigga that I came in here and spoke about. And two, he is squared up with like a killer. I come on, leave me alone with this. He gonna beat up anybody they put in front of him. Or they talking about Loma Checo. Don't do that. That ain't no walk in the park.

That's not a walk in the park, but I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing that. Well, stop going to get niggas from the park is all I'm saying. Tank is elite, but I mean, I get it. I get it is all I'm saying. And it's big money, it's big business involved in this. It's big, big, big business.

And you can't kind of in this day and age be mad at the people that are moving strategically. Yo, if I could go over here with a nigga that poses minimal threat and get $50 million, I'm going to do it. And keep my under feet on the street going. And keep my knockout shoes going. Yeah. And I'm gonna just keep on getting the person up, up, up, up, up, up, until I do gotta go

fight. You learn from the best person. Yeah. You learn from the best person in the business about how to move and maneuver like that. Floyd mastered that shit. Or even Ryan Garcia too. I won't fight Ryan Garcia from Tank for another two years. I hope he keep winning, because I'm going to keep winning, and then we can do it for 300 million.

A big back here. Now I would like to see Shakur Stevenson and Ryan Garcia. I would like to see that. Me too. Shakur just needs some more fights. That's it. That's it. Because he's amazing. He's an amazing boxer, but I would like to see him fight some other people before we put him in Tank.

I want to, Shakur is Jersey, right? Yeah. Of course he is. No. I'm rooting for Jersey. I'm not, you're trying to create division. No, no, no. I'm just making sure you know. Is Newark in Jersey?

Yes. So I was right. You think I don't support Newark niggas? I don't support y'all. Maybe them niggas that got you under pressure, I don't know. That's cool. Some niggas that got you under pressure, I don't know. Some niggas get a future verse or something.

Real quick before we continue. I know early I said rest in peace to the legend, to the songstress Angela Bofill Oh But I feel like that was too brief so I want to just gather myself Angela Bofill passed, I don't know how she passed cause I was just taken aback by the fact that she passed Hit go! Baby listen to me please Listen to me please

I've been dreaming about you every night Now that you are here with me All I wanna do is hold you tight Alright hold up, some of them out there is not understanding what I'm saying We got a really large audience So some people still may not even understand who Angela Bofill is or was so let me put it to you a different way If you old enough out there and if your memories good enough Angela Bofill is how you knew that mom and your goddad needed was going through something. Your goddad?

You know it used to be your goddad. Uncle. You know it was your uncle or some shit. It wasn't never who, hey, my mom is fuckin'. Mr. Hey, if your mom was a single mom and you was too young to know what was going on, sometimes that door would close to her bedroom.

Yeah, and you knew not to knock on that shit. You better not knock on it. Hey, but sometimes they didn't know you come knockin'. Mama tell you, nigga, get the fuck out of my room. I got Mr. Rick coming over today. I am going through something. So as a kid or as a younger person, you would just hear this from your mom's room blasting.

And you maybe didn't know what was going on, but she was going through something with Mr. Richard. Oh man, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to let this go. Mal played this a little bit. Let's go. I tried to do. This when your mom was trying to get it right with Mr. Richard.

Best I can for you. Cooking, cleaning. Was it 27? Mr. Richard, dub this shit out your mom. But it was 28. 28. Yeah, yeah. I did it.

Damn. Everything your mom was doing, it just felt like it wasn't enough. You heard this blasting through the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah,, ma He ain't coming back Mom's drinking a glass of Cisco, pulled by herself Hey, this one your mom sent you to store for some Newports Let the mother drink in Cisco or it's quaint It's an Osty I feel so proud of her Mom's was in that room going through it by herself.

Hey, some of y'all as a kid, you had to parent yourself for a few hours now. Hey! Don't you think I'm gonna die? Little kid here, cornflakes all day. Yeah. She ain't cooking today. Cornflakes, a little sugar water, mayonnaise sandwich. Syrup sandwich.

Microwave. Hey, get that ravioli put in the microwave, buddy. Hey go in the fridge grab some sardines your mom made tonight before tuna sandwich, she put the celery in it, go ahead make yourself something, mom ain't gonna be available tonight. She in there crying Mr. Richard bugged out tonight man. You didn't know. All you heard was this song, Blastin', man. Hey, little sax solo. You was nothing to wiser, man. You didn't know. You know the song, Mel?

Yes. Yes, I do. It may not have been my mom and Mr. Richard. Well. Well, you like Mr. Richard. No, I fucking didn't. I didn't like anybody after my dad. You like them 70-year-old white niggas? Yes, you do. Well, Mr. Richard don't come by when that little video body don't work. You gotta throw this on now.

I mean, he never heard of Jada Kiss my mom. Alright we'll get to it man. Damn niggas wouldn't even open their heart to your moms out there. Alright I'm cutting this off before my favorite part. You know that I'm... That's when she start going off. That's the part. Let it go off a little bit. Hey!

Hey! That's when your mouth hit the good spot. Yeah. Go in there and play with your sister. Hey! Get coming here. I told you to get your ass away from my door. That's when your mom gave me a good cry out. Yeah. Go in there and play with your sister. Hey.

Get coming here. I told you to get your fucking ass away from my door, nigga. Now you're going to ask her because of Mr. Richard. All right, man. All right, that was nice. That was nice. Rest in peace, Angela Balfield. That was fun.

That was fun. Rest in peace also. But today's takeoff's birthday. It would have been his 30th birthday. Can't forget about him at all. Yeah 30 Rest in peace to take off the legend man Niggas fucked me up the other day. Talk about Bob, Pac would have been 52. I'm like, that's it? Yeah. Damn, 25, 26.

Biggie would have been around same age. Fucked up. That's crazy, y'all. Fucked up. Yo, Pac been dead almost 30 years, yo. Yeah. That's crazy. We old, dog.

That's some bullshit. Don't be sad, don't be sad. Nah man, talk about the Eagles player man. Hey! Terrell Lewis, right? Terrell Lewis! Who I was confusing with fucking Terrell Davis from the Timberwolves, was that his name?

Who was the point guard for Terrell? Brandon Terrell, Terrell Brandon? Terrell Brandon. Tyrell Brandon. Tyrell Brandon. Nice. Why was I confusing that? Yeah, I don't know. I'm just stupid.

I'm just dumb. Tyrell Lewis. Yes, Tyrell Lewis. Linebacker for the Eagles tried to have a slice. Trying to get a couple slices. A few slices. Two slices, yeah. Well, you're really hungry.

One slice, though. Yeah. I get a couple slices. A few slices. Two slices, yeah. Well, you're really hungry. One slice, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Terrell Lewis hired some escorts, some women of the night, some harlots, some jazzabels. Hussies. One of them known. That's your first mistake, nigga.

You got it. She was a famous escort? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she be online going crazy. You're not the first nigga to know that she was fine and selling pussy. She knows the game, knows the rules,

and know when niggas look like they trying to flick. You gotta get you a new bread if you trying to pull one of them moves like running out on a check. You can't do that at Cat's Steak. You gotta do that at like a newer restaurant. He tried to dine and dash? He tried to dick and dash.

Oh, shit. He tried to dick and dash. You tried to buy you some pussy, have a good night wherever he was at with two chicks, because somebody was filming this. Yes, by the chicks. And then he was mad. He tried to put like some money down,

say some shit real quick, and then jet out of their neck. But he didn't notice. Shorty tried out for the WNFL too. Yes. Shorty wasn't- You know her 40 times. She wasn't the slowest escort on the block.

So she's tried to run after him, almost caught the dude, the video cuts off and then everybody laughed at homeboy. But the internet was divided on this because some people are cool with running out on escorts, not paying. Hey, I got my nut. I'm gone bitch. Figure it out. But some people feel like the dick and dash is egregious not worth the trouble cutting your nose to spite your face

where does my distinguished cast fall on the matter I'm gonna go suspense hold up allow suspense sir we don't know who will say what I was just going to look up his numbers on spot trap. Okay. That's needed. That's needed. All right. How do we feel about this panel? I have, my question. Girl it out.

No, my question in the very beginning, if she's, you know, if she's her, you know, if she's the sex worker that people are calling, why didn't she get the money up front? See, I don't know the game. That was my first thought. I don't know the game either, so that's why I'm asking. Why the fuck wouldn't she get the money up front? See, I don't know the game. That was my first thought. I don't know the game either, so that's why I'm asking. Why the fuck wouldn't you get the money up front? I'm sure that there has been more than one occasion where somebody tried to dick and dash.

That's why she was fast like that. Listen, but- They saw the signs. Work smarter, not harder. Pay me up front, motherfucker. You already know my reputation, apparently. That's why you called. So you're going to have a good time. I need my money up front, motherfucker. You already know my reputation, apparently. That's why you called. So you're going to have a good time.

I need my money up front. It at least needs to be on the table where I can motherfucking see it. That's insulting. Hold up a minute. I do want to add, it is dangerous when you pay women based off of their reputation. Well she said he's been a customer before.

He makes a million a year, by the way. She said that, like they have a rapport. I'm good for a Shanta. I got a whole different take and you might bleep it. Okay. This is why pimps need it. I don't think it's a bleep time. Yeah.

I don't think that's, you need to bleep it. Oh, okay. But it protects that. I don't know any escorts that are. Get in your bag. If I said that, you'll be on my ass. Get in your bag. I don't know. I feel like there is kind of like, you know, an upside and a downside to having a pimp. You know, this is a woman who's taking control of her life, her agency, her body, you know?

That's the problem. That's the problem. Oh shit. Maybe get a manager then, maybe not a pimp. Yeah, let's take it like a pimp. But yeah. Because the pimp could be female still. Yeah, the madams.

The madams. That's very, thank you very much for that. That's right. I'm just saying, when you take all of your own business on your own, you kind of get fucked in business a lot. These girls really just need to band together and create their own agency. I'm dicking and dashing if you moan too much.

Okay. What? Start to feel like it's mutual. Like, you know, you ain't really earning this buck. I please you. Hey yo, can you dick and dash if her legs start shaking? Yeah. You got something out here. I gave you, I gave you something.

I gave you something. I got you. I blessed you. I'm blessing you at this point. You do realize that a woman can fake all of that, right? Don't fake it then. Don't fake it. Keep it a stat. You're only fooling yourself when you fake it.

This is her job. Wait, you want a refund if she comes? Yes. These things are diaphobe. Diaphobe, at least. Hey, yo fam, I gotta get a discount. I'm not paying for you to get please. I'm paying for me.

If I turn the sprinkler on, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, dog. Stomach start cramping up. You can feel that. You have a yo, I get a discount. So just so we're clear on everyone's position, you guys would dick and dash. Never. Yes, I've been dicking dash before.

You have? Yes. Today, would you dig in there? No, I wouldn't pay for it today. I think that's dick and dashed before. You have? Yes. Today, would you dick and dash? No, I wouldn't pay for it today. I think that's disgusting. I'm lying. Would you neck it when you dashed? No.

Did she catch you? That was the other mistake. Dave was still neck it, but he had it. How did you get dressed without her? Was she in the shower? Or was she asleep? No, no, no, no, no. She went to the bathroom.

She went to the bathroom. You got dressed in that? This is Rock Test in New York. Oh, shit. And you got dressed that quickly in Grand Island? No, no, no, no. I pretended like I was asleep. Oh, you got dressed that quickly. No, no, no, no, no. I pretended like I was I was sleep. Oh, this is the definition. Got that.

Jenner took my nigga because you choose your hand. No, no, no. It was me and my boy. It was me and my boy. And we had no, it was me and my boy. And we had two. But I think he paid that one.

Oh, so what did the job? The niggas is the two. But I think he paid that one. Oh, nigger did a joke. This nigger's just the greatest. Yeah, but you didn't run out. You stayed overnight. You paid for him. Not for the overnight. My man. My man.

My man. Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump. He won't get on phone with the escort. Yo, what you doing? For the free 99s. I've never done the Dick and Dash. Never. Nor do I think that if you're an NFL player

that's dabbling in that field, that you should do the Dick and Dash. Oh, I was working at Blockbuster at the time. I don't think you should Dick and Dash, period. It's death of services. What am I like to service? It's true. You're a piece of shit.

What am I like to service? That don't matter. That don't shit. I like the service? That don't matter. That don't matter. Why don't it matter? Cause you're not paying for likable service. You're paying for service. The risk is on you whether you like it or not. I'm paying for service to be pleased. If I'm not pleased by the service, then what if I did it? What if I did it? What if he did if he did it if she if she what if they came in there smelling tart? Leave don't engage. Not true. You know I'm saying like if you if you

Inserted something in that lady. She deserves a bread And if you play like that in the escort community, I hear that word will get around to the other escorts. I'm sure. Well, the video's around. Well, now it's, now it's. Bro, bigger than that, no would've really been the fuck shit if she said, yo, he took it. No, nigga, she's been saying a lot of stuff now.

You get what I'm saying? She's determined. Because now when she says, yo, he took it, you looking at her with the school face, but you did some dumb ass shit, nigga, you know what I mean? That incentivized her to say that. She's turnt up and is saying a lot of shit now. That's his fault. Well that would kind of be, wouldn't that kind of... Yes I think so. Yeah that is taking it.

Yeah that is taking it. That is taking it. Yeah. If I fucked you under pretenses that did not exist you ran out you didn't pay. That's taking it. It is. She still... No, no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna do that. Don't do that. It is a very slippery thing. You can't do that because America don't care about escort. So you can't do it. But that is what it is. She still consensually gave it to you with the condition after the fact. The fact was already done. The condition was not after the fact. The condition was known way before. The payment, that part didn't take place till after the deed was done. Yeah, but it was a grid pun before the deed. So convincing someone to do something under a lie is taking it? Imani, if I buy a car off you and you give me your deed and I don't give you the money. Y'all be using some- I'm just giving you an example. I know.

He bought something. This is the one time where I like his car example. If you come to buy a car and I tell you it's a W12 in there and you pull off and find out it ain't you coming back. True. You coming back. You can't tell somebody one thing so they can purchase and when they purchase it's different.

But he didn't purchase. No, that's the thing. That's the point. That's the thing. He said he would purchase. He said he would purchase. He said he would. She's only in this room

because he was supposed to purchase. She only sucked your dick, fucked you and rocked your world when you said you were supposed would purchase. He said he would. She's only in this room because he was supposed to purchase. She only sucked your dick, fucked you, and rocked your world because you said you were supposed to purchase. You going back to my house, take a TV out of there, and don't pay for it, nigga, you going to jail. Now women just can't say nothing because escorting is against the law.

Y'all comparing very- It's theft of services, I'm with you there. It ain't taking you as an art work. It ain't that. It's definitely theft of services. I'm not taking it as far as to say that. That to me is an extreme that you're putting on it that. It's a slippery slope. Whenever the fuck she say it's, wait, wait,

what y'all talking about? I was about to say. We just said that girl could say he did something to me. No, she is saying that. She's saying a bunch of things right now. That doesn't mean to have to be accurate though. Right, but you run the risk of that happening when you do that dumb shit.

Of course. And also the fact that you ran out fucking naked kind of supports whatever she's kind of saying. Let her hire- He wasn't naked, she was. Okay, well let her hire Gloria Allred. She'll take this fucking case just for the precedence it will set.

No she ain't. She's not about to take note and she's not and it's a sad part I bet you she would because because the fact that we're even talking about calling it escorts when most women You know the correct term is sex work She would definitely want to take this as a precedent setting case not the way that young lady represents us so far And escorting today is sex work Yeah, yeah Pay that girl. Yeah, I don't wanna ruin it.

Because first of all, before them girls even get in the play, you are a linebacker on a championship team and that ain't enough, nigga. You can't go get no free, if you want free pussy, you should be able to go get some free pussy, nigga. You are in the NFL on a team that contends all you gotta do is say cheese next to Jane Lynn Hurts who go viral every week, nigga, it's easy.

Corny is corny, nigga. That don't. When corny ever stops somebody from getting pussy? Some of them niggas can't do it. Some of them niggas cannot do it, which is why they resort to the bullshit like this. So don't compound the corny then. Don't compound it. I'm just saying, some of them niggas.

Yo, I'm corny, I'm corny, I'm paying for pussy, let me just pay this girl and get out of the way. Don't compound the corny and have a video now you running down the hall and the bitch almost caught you. Can we also assume that there's more to the story than just what's happening? Maybe there was some other aspect of what was happening. Nah, not in this case. I saw him run.

I saw him act like he was putting some money down and run. He said 1738 and took off. Yep saw him. I saw him. I saw him. He was putting some money down and then run He said 1738 and took off. Yeah What shit? Yep. Nope. Okay. Nope not doing it. They had on camera. Yes, the girl was standing right there recording And he was back like he was peeing them or something I thought that was I thought that was a record because she taped even when her homegirl ran out Something was happening before that point for her to feel like she needed to record. Yeah, they could see the sign. They might have peeped. He was on a shady time. If he's standing there fully dressed and one of them is still naked, even the fact that he got dressed so fast could have been a red flag to them. And he'll be like, you know what, he's bigger than me, I'm gonna get this

n***a on record. He might try to be on some fuck shit, he might turn up, yo, let's record this. That's true. They saw a warning signs that said, we gotta protect ourselves. Exactly. Yeah, I'm not mad at Dunford Tapin' Dude. Me neither.

No, me neither. I'm mad at him for fucking it up for niggas that make the phone call and having the chicks come through in conditions that maybe don't sound like the, you know what I mean? I'm not working on spec. I fight for that community. So sorry. And like Shorty said, cause like I said, she put out a bunch of tweets about it and she was like, yo, this was not a first time. Like he's a regular customer. So that's the part. So that's why.

That's worse. Yeah. Because yo dog, you know I'm good for it. Right now I might not have it. Yo, make up a lie. Yo, my cash app not working, my Zelle not working. I forgot I sent some money. I'm over my limit for the day on the Zelle. Whatever the case may be. Yeah.

Whatever the case may be. Because if you are telling your regular, I heard if you are telling your regular people that, then they don't mind Where my man just forgot to pay and she'll say yo you forgot to pay yo nigga You know, you ain't hit me the other day. Oh shit. My bad. My bad. I'm caught up. I got jammed up It's coming your way. You don't even have to send it right now. My way. Yo, it forgot the pen. Yo, nigga, you know you ain't hit me the other day. Oh, shit, my bad. My bad, I'm caught up. I got jammed up. It's coming your way.

You don't even have to send it right now, my man. Yo, it's coming your way. You have a relationship. These nightlife relationships, a lot of it revolves around trust. Now, I know I'm talking, hold on. I know I'm talking to like a foreign group because nobody does the shit.

You think it's just married, got girls that love you. But this shit revolves around trust. You calling somebody most times on the late night to hop in a car and come to you, sometimes they missing work, they don't know who gonna be there. You trust your safety in that moment. So for you to jeopardize that with a regular.

Regular means we've established boundaries that we both fly with. That's why I asked you for no money up front. Yeah, yo. And I might have bought the plus one. I might have bought the plus one on the fuck shit. That could be where the fuck shit came in that too. But most of the times,

the women of the nightlife are not, 90% of the time, nobody's asking for all the money up front. If she's asking for all the money up front, she don't trust you and your friend group or if she don't she's a first-time customer she don't know what you want and she don't know what y'all about to be into but most times you could get away with half or if you're a real nigga you pay everything afterwards she trust back to trust I trust that you gonna pay me it is trust-based because most of these

niggas are famous the chick not even thinking that you gonna pay me. It is trust based, 100%. Cause most of these niggas are famous. The chick not even thinking that you dumb enough to risk what's going on here cause you not paying the thousand, 1500, 2500, 3500. These girls didn't even ask him that much. I sound too passionate on this topic. No, no, no. I got a call. The crazy shit is, this is the real crazy shit, right?

You did all that and I don't want to put this out there. My nigga, you could lose your job. Yeah. You could lose your fucking job. It's character clauses and all that shit and these contracts. You could potentially lose your job over some box? Yeah, in a worst case scenario, yeah.

Running out on the box? Yeah. Like, come on, my nigga. What happens if she would've caught him and start fighting him? On camera. And in the hallway. On camera, in the hallway. Yeah on camera. You got him saying like it's not cops call Rest I got you. Oh, you know what else it It couldn't last time I got you

And now it's your dog now she dumped it I'm just saying there's there's things where Nah, she dumped it. I'm just saying, there's things where I'm not gonna call her. I'm not calling her dumb for that. No, he's saying that last time he hit off. I'm still not gonna call her dumb. But that goes to the relationship. You gotta clear your tab.

Nah, not at none. Nigga, y'all just better get it, you ain't clear your tab. Nah. Huh? My tab clear? Your tab was not clear. Or he could've walked in there saying, yo, I'ma clear this tab at the end or something.

She might have been comfortable with that. I don't know. In those situations, we ain't here to conversation before. All it sounds like- She's not wrong. She is the dictator of what his credit line looked like in this arena. That's a thousand percent.

All it sounds like is he took advantage of whatever trust she had for him. That's true. That's it. And then he probably also- He blew that. I ain't gonna lie. He blew it.

He probably also assumed that she wasn't going to be vocal about it. See, I don't even know how you assume that today. Facts. You are dumb to assume that today. This is the time of exposure, people. But I guess he felt like she would have been... I disagree. I agree with you.

Yeah. I agree with you. Because she's an explorer, so she should be ashamed of what she does. So she's going to take the L and not fucking say anything. No, no, no, no. I don't know the lady. I'm thinking that that might have been his thought process. No, but that's a dump door because of this.

And that's where he would have fucked up as well. If he's aware of her. Yeah, I've seen the game tape. She doesn't hide what she's doing. She's crazy. She's popular and she ain't an ugly girl. You know what I'm saying? Is she popular for that?

Yes. Oh, okay. She's popular, yeah. Oh, okay. She's popular, yeah. She get busy. Yeah, she ain't no shame to her game. And what I'll tell the men out there that participate in these sorts of activities is this. If you have this experience and you are less satisfied than you normally are,

then you lower the rate that you're paying. And y'all have that discussion in real time. That's true. You don't not pay. If you normally give her 25, now you giving her a stack to 15. Yours on bullshit today dog. And she's gonna say,

hey what the fuck is up with this rate? They're gonna always say it. They never gonna not say it. And you're gonna say whatever your problem is. And if she wants to keep you as a customer, she gonna fix what you saying. Oh I got you next time, whatever the case may be.

Niggas is giving out. I'm is giving out rules of engagement to buying pussy. No, that's just business. No, no, no, that's just a service business. Let me tell you how petty niggas are. He's absolutely right, it's a service business. Recently, my man came through. Shit. Shit.

Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Stop, that's what you said. You know what you said, you talking. No, You said you saw him. Come on.

Recently, my man has something come through him and his lady. Oh, okay. Okay, got it. He had experience with the girl before. So there is a trusted bond there. On this particular night, Shorty came through with a new hairdo. Oh he ain't like that. The hair was long and straight which for homeboy is blocking the view of anything that's going on. That was an issue. So you so so my man.

Homeboy. So in that situation, you lower the rate. What'd he do though? What did the homeboy do? No, I'm not saying, I'm saying you in that situation, anybody. The rate got lowered. The rate got lowered. And when Shorty said something to him,

hey, where was the normal bun ponytail? The hair was down, I didn't see none, you was there for a lot less than expected. That's what I'm on. Dog, in these types of relationships, you gotta realize, if this is a girl that you do this with enough, in the span of two weeks to a month, you could have gotten 20 grand from this one person.

That's the person that you should be listening to. Or that's the person that you should be out here attempting to please. If a nigga gave you 20 grand for a month's work of an hour, 30 minutes when you pop up, if they have a problem, you would ask. You're more sensitive. Shorty told my man, hey, don't worry about it.

Next time I show up, that here'll be different. And I understand, don't worry about it. I thought you was sending me more, but I hear what you're saying next time. I got it, yeah. That's the end of it. The customer's always right. Yo, trust should be involved

This is not a message you'll hear everywhere, but trust should be involved not only with lawyers and doctors But with your drug dealers and with your escorts. That's sure that's a fact That's true But we come in this generation with these young niggas that be getting taught to run off on a plug and all that goofy shit You know and that shit is can I just say the message? Just don't deal with drug dealers or escorts. Never. What are you talking about?

Get out, get out. Just tell me. Get out, nigga. What are you talking about? Why would you want to make people. Get out, nigga. What are you talking about? Why would you want to spread the message of people like,

no, nigga, just leave that shit alone. If you go and do a drug. We live in a real world. Yeah, we live in a real world. There are people that own drugs. And there are people that pay for escorts. When you're young, dumb, full of cum and a lot of fucking money. It's all niggas before you're old niggas. They don't be young, dumb niggas.

Okay, and also them too. Mr. Earl, fall in love and fuck up the message, niggas. You're going to use the escort before 69 God has popped up draining your whole fucking sack. That good feeling we get. That good feeling we get. That good feeling we get when it's sack and drain. When we don't have somebody to do that, nigga, we looking for our escort, somebody to come help for 10 minutes and go

so we can be our normal self. Go find some love, y'all, man. Get off drugs. You fired, nigga. You fired. We about to jump. Yeah, get your fucking ass out of here. You fired.

Nigga, run one little marathon and wanna feel the world. Yo, stop. All right, stop, stop, all right. Nigga shouldn't have marathon and want to feel the world. Stop. All right. Stop. Stop. All right. Like I shouldn't have drug dealers in that school. What can we have? What? What's ours? Trainers, personal trainers, coffee and candy.

All right. Fuck with me. So, uh, before I leave this topic, I guess, um, in the same ballpark, Jaguar Wright says, I fucked Stevie J and I'm hiding it. You? Joe Button. Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, that's what Jaguar Wright said. I was about to say it. I did it again. I didn't know she was saying it. Wait, wait, Jaguar Wright, who who, and this is why you gotta be careful who you listen to out there, says that I have a secret tapes or tape with Stevie J that I don't want the world to see, which is why I'm reluctant to report on P Diddy. I know that y'all wouldn't believe me, so I have the clip right here for you. Don't make him any less. Here we go. What about Joe Biden? You see he was real quiet on the Diddy. I know that y'all wouldn't believe me. So I have to click right here for you Here we go. What about Joe Biden? You see he was real quiet on the Diddy

Hey, I like John. Yeah, did he do I back what Joe do to you that don't make him any less a swish Whoa He's a bad look for the African-american against Joe other than the fact that I think he's a bad look for the African-Americans. Damn, that's a lot. Bitch, if you don't take that, you all drunk back on time. What's Joe doing? I think he should come out of the closet. Hey, Joe is not gay.

He did that already. Oh, honey. Shut up. Honey. Honey. He's a diddy-doo-wah-pah. So what you trying to say, Karen? What I'm trying to say is, when is his take with Stevie J going to come out?

Oh! That's a lot. I'm rolling with Rockefeller, man. All right. They got money, man. I'm aware that I've made some jokes on this broadcast before, but clearly we have to clear things up now for the people that are confused.

Joe Budden is not gay. Joe Budden is not bisexual. Joe Budden is not bisexual. Joe Budden has never done anything with a man. And definitely there's no tape anywhere that exists of me and any man anywhere. If I sounded gay, it's because I'm the best podcaster in the world and was trying to be inclusive. But I don't play in that ballpark,

never wondered about it, not curious about it. I've only even ever met Stevie J a couple of times. Like what makes you think that I would be at the recorded orgy? Like Jaguar Wright has some theories that I'd be wanting to get behind when it's salacious, but when it's about you and you know how nuts people are for their thoughts, it'd be like, oh, you're that type of nuts.

Like you'll just see something. I never met Jaguar Wright. I've never even met this person. So you just got to be wary of the people that's just going to say some reckless shit about people that they've never read. I can assure you guys, swear to God, swear on my kids, swear on non-gods,

who else I need to swear on? My dead grandma, grandpa, no tape like this exists, and that's not me. Just want to clear that up for Jaguar Wright My dead grandma, grandpa, no tape like this exists, and that's not me. Just wanna clear that up for Jaguar Wright, because she seemed a little confused, and some people might believe this nutcase shit. Why do women do that? Don't say women, don't say women,

don't put all of us in that. No, I'm gonna say, nope, I'm gonna do it. Why do black women do that? Oh. Yo, can I go pee? You don't. No, no, pee, can I go pee? You go. No, no, no. Peeing yourself.

Get a UTI. Get a UTI. Get a UTI. I don't even want to be close to this thing. But when he expounds, I'm not asking another question. We can leave it. And then we go all go pee. So, so, so I must, not all black women, of course.

From Colorado. But I do know that black women, of course, from Colorado, but I do know that black women when they want to be raid or demean or try to diminish black men, especially, they typically always like to throw gay on. I cannot disagree with you there. And that shit is disgusting. And I like I see I see black women do that shit a lot. And then funny enough, black women be the closest to gay men, then try to throw gay on a black man. Like, are you cool with men being gay? Or are you not cool with men being gay? Because what the fuck is that about? And I don't see white

women do it. I don't see, well, maybe some Dominican women do. I just don't see that happen a lot. And it seems like black women have a tendency to do. I'm sorry black women if you get offended. I'm sorry but I'm just telling you how most men feel. A lot of men will feel what I'm saying is a realization of what's happening. What you're saying is absolutely right for me. I will take some accountability. I've come on this podcast and just made jokes for the sake of jokes. He's talking outside of you. Yeah, he's talking about you. One thing is like, yo dog, are you friends to the gay community or are you not? Or are you gonna get it?

Because when you shitting on a black man, you saying these things with the intent to kill reputation. Berate him. So is being gay bad or is being gay good? Like you hear me saying, if you shitting on a nigga saying, yo, he gay in a negative context, but then you got gay homeboys, like which one is it?

You know, I can kind of answer, I mean, from what I think anyway. One, if I'm trying to attack somebody in a way I want them to hurt, like to black men. That's the way to hurt them. That's the way to hurt them. Yeah. I mean, you call them a deadbeat, it's like,

okay, whatever. Yeah, all that other shit rolls right off. Drugged it, whatever. So, you put that on them, now it's gonna affect them a certain way on the flip side of that if I was really gay she's outing me that's true that's true well that's a lot of a lot of which I'm not I'm not the person the person Jaguar right if you were 20 miles cuter, I would fuck you like I never fucked a guy. I would show you.

No, no, no. It's a mileage on acuteness. We should rescue him though, right now. Yeah. I wouldn't fuck Jaguar Wright. No. I can't even show how I'm not gay. So she just took with disbelief.

Did Stevie have anything to say about this, Stevie J? No. He ain't said nothing. Okay. I just bumped into this. She been on this with him. Yeah, she has. He's come up a few times.

So it's probably for him best to just ignore whatever she's saying. She said, oh, him and Puff, yada, yada, yada. And he's so close to Puff, right? That when you hear somebody say something like that, you just would think, hey, maybe it's true. In my case, I don't see where she get me and Stevie J got a tape somewhere.

Stevie J wasn't ever around when I was around, buff. Yo, did this make you feel, not trying to be funny, did this make you feel funny, like, to your point, when people be talking about other people, maybe like, eh. Maybe. But then when you hear them say some outlandish shit about you, now it kind of discredits everything that they might have said about all these other people. Maybe like, maybe. But then when you hear them say some outlandish shit about you, now it kind of discredits everything that they might have said about all these other people.

I felt like that a lot. Well, Jaguar right, if you've been in the industry long enough, the word has been around about her. But I've never met her and word has been around about me. So I try not to go off words. I try to wait. This is my first piece of evidence to say, Oh, this bitch is really nuts. Cause you ain't, none of this is true about me. So I'm forced to believe that some of the other things she said has not been true. Yeah. If, if women feel like out in the man because well, he's down low and like that's still not your right to even do that. So even in that conversation is just weird I just I don't know. I think niggas got a tape of this ass for free From these gay niggas it's tricks I came out for a week the niggas are buying me fucking shoes

I came out for a week the niggas are buying me fucking shoes The niggas are buying me cribs fuck is you talking I be a real estate mogul what are y'all talking about I'm cute I ain't man that's not fucking play they playing with me niggas you just work your gayness back oh you're done

holy shit you're done with be all over top. Lay a nice lap. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, yo. We can't let Jaguar Wright divide us. So that's the end of my segment. I just wanted to make that known because Jaguar Wright is on fuck shit and some of the gay

people in my life do tell me I need'd stop coming on here playing like that. So I just wanted. Oh, well let the straight people tell you, yeah stop. Well y'all been telling me, but what the gay people tell me is like, yo dog, it's like, all right, nah, they right, they right. But I think I stopped playing like that for a while. But the remnants is still.

Yes, it's still there. I'm hot, nigga, I'm hot. I'm hot, G-Carver vogue where? I'm mad as hell same with this nigga Why you wanna shoot some Jewish shit, yo? It hurt me. Every couple of times. Yeah, this nigga man laughing at me. Shout out to Jaguar Wright, you fucking nutcase.

What else, what else, what else we got? I wanna break real quick, I wanna break. Yeah, I wanna break real quick. All right, we back. We back. Fuck that break. I don't need no break. Yo, I ain't gonna hold y'all. More things I learned about myself,

and it's running from that second conversation that I learned from myself. You scared the death. But more things I learned about myself, and it's running from that second conversation that I learned from myself. You scared the death. But more things I learned about myself is, I part amazing when Mel take a day off from the pod. You mean when I get back? When you get back from a day off. Mm-hmm, chips, yeah, because that was the break, yes.

I got chips on my mouth. You got one day growth under your underarm. I might, I might I might And she wear the tank top that's that one day growth so I know you was in Miami bear under the arms with niggas hollering You was in Miami with She got a with fresh underarms. I never heard of that. You ever see that?

She got that two day growth. That two day growth. He just moved it up from one day to two day. It's one to two day growth, depending on how it grows. Like five o'clock shadow? You know what time it is. It's more of a five o'clock shadow. It's more like a.

That means that she was out with no hair under her arms. Doing this. Doing sassy dance. Doing sassy dance. We're doing this. With the flowy on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With all that free people shit on.

With all the free people shit. Also something I noticed, I heard rumblings of it, but I refuse to believe it. But today, close to the summertime, it appears that the women have killed the sundress. Unfortunately. That sounds crazy. Oh no, they did.

You know what they replaced it with, right? Workout shit, no. Athlete shirt. No, no, no. Yeah, they're closed. No, no, no, no. The little tennis skirts. You are right about that. They out shirt. No, no, no. Yeah, they're clothes. No, no, no, no. The little tennis skirts. You are right about that.

They out. Trust me when I tell you. I was trying to figure out. Completed skirts. I was trying to figure out why. Who's ready for Joe Budden to sound old? Who's ready for Joe Budden to sound old? Who's ready for Joe Budden to sound old?

Dumb skirts don't hold a fucking candle to a sundress. Not at all to no fucking, no. Dumb skirts don't belong in the same ballpark as a sundress. I'm just saying they can place them. And with spring having passed, yeah I know you're right. And them little spandex that got the body painted on the body, all of that bullshit bitches is wearing.

Yo, the sundress y'all got rid of. That maxi. I feel like, I feel like. Chicks refuse to leave anything to our imagination anymore. The sundress was so fire because we had to imagine whatever your body looked like under there. He's right. When that shit got the dangling and flowing with the wind,

we didn't know and it was fire. And that shit get the clapping if you got something under there with a thong. Today y'all got ass all on your Instagram, gram on your Twitch, on your Facebook, on your OnlyFans, on your Twitter. Y'all got the ass everywhere so y'all gave ass all on your Instagram, gram on your Twitch, on your Facebook, on your OnlyFans, on your Twitter. Y'all got the ass everywhere. So y'all gave up on the sundress

and old niggas like me are deprived because of it. The sundress is a staple to real nigga summers. Yeah, it's like Air Force Ones. Yes! No, I sound crazy to some of the young people out there. You win. Little $30 outfit mama. Yo ladies, I know that y'all young bitches

are ruling the world right now some og chick Has to bring the sundress. This is crazy. I think it's a little even you I got you. Yes, even you what? You don't come here all them fucking potato sacks and free people shit You got you should be like the sundress ambassador the sundress queen with that little bit of ass. Come on, put it, you need to get that little half bit of ass. Put the sundress over it. He's trying, I know you're not laughing.

No, what? I only got a little bit of a laugh. No, you ain't laughing. No, you ain't laughing. Everybody can laugh, but one nigga. You can laugh. I dare you to laugh. You laugh.

Laugh again, nigga. 69 Goddesses get these hands dare you to laugh. Laugh again, nigga. 69 Goddesses get these hands, nigga. Chuck something else. Chuck it, nigga. Laugh again, nigga. I feel like it might be a little early for the sundress. I think they're gonna come back around July. It's just Zendaya did a movie, Challengers,

and so the tennis skirts, I have a feeling that that's the reason, because I was like, why the fuck is everybody wearing tennis skirts? I thought about that, but the sundress should have been a spring staple. I agree. That shit should have came out in May.

I love the tennis skirts. May, shit. April. I ain't mad. Once you get about 90 degrees, we should see more. I think we still won't see it. That shit ain't better. No, no.

I didn't say better. I'm just saying, if they replaced it with that, I'm not mad. That's all I'm saying. I am. I'll send out a homing pigeon and let the girls know. I'm in the green man with you. I like the slimming.

That's a young girl replacement. But yo, when they slamming our little wiggle, I know what you're talking about. Yo, if you 37 and up, 38 and up, go get a sundress, yo. Yeah, please do. From anywhere, I don't care. Get it from Rihanna, get it from Fashion Nova, get it from fucking Bath and Body Works for all I care.

And I'm gonna keep it book. Get the cheap flip flops with a petty, with the sundress. You in there, man, light. We sound old. No, light. Look, I'm asking you, we sound old. We do, that's why I said it. The sundress is kind of part of the reason

I'm in the house so much. I ain't even nothing to see out there. Yo, I ain't gonna hold you to them little La Marina, you know what I mean? That was on a budget. They was on a budget. But think about the time period we were living in. I turn on the news, they start talking about Dyckman.

I thought I was about to see some sundresses. Some nigga in Inwood hiding behind a truck popped out and killed two niggas, killed two niggas and shot somebody else. They in critical condition in the hospital. I'm like, all right, all right. And this is why sundresses are important. Yeah, you right, you right. It's too many niggas angry out trying to all right. And this is why sundresses are important. Yeah, you're right, you're right.

It's too many niggas angry out trying to kill people if it ain't no sundresses. Tell me. That's all I got. Mel, get you a sundress. I got you, I'll send it out. If I buy you one, that's SH? No, I'll take it.

If I buy you a sundress, is that SH? No. Let me ask my brothers. Look, now he hate me because I'm a buy, you should have bought it, nigga. Look, now he, Joe, you can't buy Melissa. Shut up, nigga. I buy 20, nigga.

Now what? What you gonna do? 69, nigga, he is 69. God, nigga, this is stupid. Let me see, what else, what else? What else is important or unimportant? The Chris Brown meet and greets continue to be a... Problem.

Continue to cause division in the black household. I don't get why, but... I was supposed to be at that Chris Brown concert on Monday. I was not there because of a misunderstanding and miscommunication. Oh yeah, you missed that. Yeah. I keep telling.

Who you telling? Who you talking to? He'll be in D.C. July... Are you talking to me? He'll be DC DC July 3rd I already looked into it. I might be me see I'm going down to filly in well, he got three dates in philly. Yeah, are you telling joe joseph anthony budden the third that he missed something or no? Yeah, I was Take it back

No, miss. No, you know me better than that. No miss nada. Take it back. Okay. No missy nada back. No miss nada. No miss nada. Take it back. Okay no miss nada. Well I've never been to a Chris Brown had his honor somebody call me yesterday. First of all Munchie hit me. Never mind forget about Munchie because that's gonna take us to a different place. Munchie was there. Yeah come on. I know Munchie was there. I'd have been to the Chris Brown and Munchie show. Shit, Munchie hit me. Munchie hit me and said, hey, they put me in charge of your tickets. But I just woke up from a nap. So who the fuck is Munchie?

But by the time I remember, motherfucker, these motherfuckers. Anyway, shout to Munchie. Meet and greets. DC. Yes. May see me. No, DC or see me. May.

Ain't no May about it. Yeah. I'm not missing the Chris Brown show. Me neither. I'm going. Fam. And by the time July 3rd get there, yeah, I ain't going by myself either. As a person that's went to, I think 2013.

She told me you was trying to get to the other show too. She told me. Yeah. I ain't smart enough. That's, shut up. Oh, you don't, you. 2013 she told me you was trying to get to the other show to she told me yeah Isis the prince of the Muslims yo, what happened? I said the prince of the Muslims Well anyway, oh you allowed to come to Brooklyn. Oh, I'm allowed Muslim fucking royalty go wherever the fuck you want. Oh, you got them five niggas with them beards. I just got them five niggas with them beards with them. Nobody gonna say nothing to ICE, I dare you. Say something, say something.

I wanted to say something to ICE, I worked with them. I was scared. Stop with the narrative, man. I take it back. Well, that's my job. People gonna think that's how I move around, man. It's your job to make up a narrative. I don't move around like that.

But nah, as a person that's been to every one of his tours for the last 10 plus years, this was easily the best show that he's put on, easily. I'd rather see him in DC than Brooklyn. I've never seen him. Hey Chris Brown, if you're listening, if anybody that knows Chris Brown is listening, if Chris Brown's cousin is listening, somebody tell him.

I'm coming to DC. I'm coming to DC. And it's a home show, fam. Yeah, that's why I wanna go to that show. I'm coming to DC back to my hotel back to my little steak restaurant. I'm going to DC No, no, it's not a good. Oh, oh, oh you can't come around if you gonna bring I know you want to get with any nigga with a girl You come with me okay, I mean group trip you come with me, okay, you can come with me mine, okay for sure

All right. It's so this is like a couple of things Okay. For sure. Alright, so this is like a couple things? Biskwik. Don't... Wait, what? You know, okay, so... Now we all gonna go. We all gonna go.

We all gonna go. Alright, group trip. Alright, so... Spatula time. Felipe! Felipe! Felipe Lopez! Hey, you can always go with me and my girl.

Flip it up! Flip it up! Flip it up! Flip it up! Flip it up! Flip it up! Flip it up! Flip itgity. I like to bang it up. You shitting me. Mel is coming with me and my girl.

Anytime you want. Chris Brown. If he's going to be Merlo Mel to like the thingamajiggy. Shit. Why you wouldn't go? I'm going to go with the thingamajiggy. I'm going to go with the thingamajiggy. I'm going to go with the thingamajiggy. come with me and my girl, anytime you want, wherever. Chris Brown, if he's gonna be Merlot Melty,

like the thing in my chicken, shit. Why, think of why you wouldn't come. All right, yeah, Merlot Mel could come with me. So I switched my whole tone from that old Patreon episode, right? Look at they all quiet. They are so quiet, okay, all right, so. Stop doing it, stop, stop. Okay, all right. So. Stop doing it.

Stop. Stop. We'll take some white wine. Let me drop. Let me drop. Yeah. Drop another lemon. Wait.

Bring the car, too. Bring the gang. Bring all your little friends. Sabrina. Amina. Bring them all, girl. Y'all can come. All expenses.

Flip people. Wait. Sabrina Bring them all girl You come through yeah, yeah It's fine. I am bringing home girl And I'm serious about Mel going. And I'm dead serious about going. This should go on to Wednesday before we get there. Same thing about us. Parks don't give a fuck.

Now I'm going to Philly. Now we'll say we'll be fly, even though I know y'all niggas is on some high profile shit. I think if we're doing some real team building. Y'all do theas is on some high profile shit. I think if we doing some real team building. Y'all do the meet and greet and take a picture. No, I wouldn't. I think this would be the joint where we can actually get in the whip. And drive?

Yeah. Down to DC? One more time in that back seat. I'll drive, I'll drive. Oh, you want more time in the front seat? Front seat. Motherfuckers, yeah. He wants some more time in that backseat. I'll drive, I'll drive. Oh, you want more time in the front seat? Motherfuckers, yeah. He wants some more time in that front seat. Motherfuckers.

This motherfucker, hey, the T-Building coming after the show when we get that aux. Hey! When that boy is the man, please don't go, come on. Fuck that car. Fuck that car. Chris Brown's meet and greet continues to break up. Happy households.

Happy households. Yes. That first one that broke up that we was off for, we didn't really touch on that too much, but homeboy did a TikTok saying, hey, I know it's popular to say I broke up because of how she was acting at that meet and greet. However, she was on shaky ground

long before that meet and greet. However, she was on shaky ground long before that meet and greet. I caught her cheating mad times long before that meet and greet. So the meet and greet for me was the icing on the cake. So I got the fuck out of it. Homeboy did say that it didn't get depressed at his girl shaking ass got now we have a new dude who his fiance went to the meet and greet was popping ass on Chris Brown for $1,100 and her fiance broke up with her. Now my question to y'all before y'all get in the commentary is does that make a gentleman insecure or not? Yes. Whole room yes? No I don't agree. It's no it don't make you insecure you're already insecure. Well yeah however you are insecure. Is it a sign that you're insecure? Yes yes. Okay. Amani and Mel? No I don't agree

because I think he said he was the one that purchased the actual tickets for her for the meet and greet. Okay. Yeah it does take a... It takes away because if he was insecure he would have even done that in the first place. So I think we got to shoot him a little bail. Because an insecure nigga not doing that at all. I'm with the money. I don't think that this necessarily is a sign of dude being insecure. And I've gone through something like this before. That does change things that he's the one that purchased the tickets for.

That matters. That don't change anything for me. You said it don't? Don't matter. Why'd you buy the tickets then? Nah, that matters. That don't change a damn thing for me. Okay. You said it don't? Don't matter for me. That don't matter. So you think- Why'd you buy the tickets in? Cause I want my girl to go to the Chris Brown meet and greet.

And get the meet and greet of Chris Brown. I didn't assume that my girl would go there and act like a fast ass. And act like a fucking dot or groupie. Let him lift her up by her ass. But isn't that what happens to the meet and greet with Chris Brown? No, I mean you don't have to do that.

You don't have to. You don't have to do that. You don't have to. You don't have to do that. He gets a little frisky with these pictures. No, no, he gives you the money. He's not giving you anything. No, he's not giving you anything. He gives you your money's worth for paying a thousand plus dollars.

You want to get frisky. He'll get frisky. Okay, so then let me rephrase. That's what I meant. That's what I meant is that he is like, he's having a good time. He's open. But if you want to come in here, take several pictures just with your arm around

and smile and whatever the case may be, you're open to doing that. They're asking him to do all, they, yo, last. They love this nigga. Yeah, the last one, he had him bent over. Yeah, had him bent over, all of that shit. But that's what you're paying your money for. So if my girl goes there and she wants him

to lift her up by her ass, that's her Asking for that my my question I'm not and then I'll toss it right back to my distinguished panel, but my question for parks specifically because you're married and I had to start when I read the story is In trying to figure out if your partner is the one for marriage Is a part of that not seeing how your partner may behave in a setting that she's not typically used to? Absolutely.

Right? I feel like that's normal for men. Did that make us insecure to want to see that about our partners? No. But also, I think it's also knowing who your girl will act a certain way. You know the celebrities that they girl a fan out over? No, I don't. That's not true. No, it's also knowing who your girl will act a certain way. Like, you know, niggas know the celebrities

that their girl will fan out over. No, I don't. That's not true. No, it's not necessarily true. Okay, all right, I know the celebrities my girl will fan out. Okay, cool. So I'm gonna put it on me.

We all have that open communication. Yes, we have that. She know who I'm gonna fan out over. Can you describe fan out though? It don't matter. He know who it is. It don't matter. Take a meet and greet picture

that may make you uncomfortable. My girl taking that same picture with Chris Brown, I don't feel. He know who it is. It don't matter. Take a beaten green picture that may make you uncomfortable. My girl taking that same picture with Chris Brown, I don't feel away. Okay. Me. Because you know that she has a- I know she loves Chris Brown. Okay. So that's what I was going to ask you guys.

Like are you- You let her go? Yes. If I was- I go to the show. I guess that's insecure if you say no. If I wasn't going, let's say there was a show near her that I can't go or whatever, I would send my girl and her friend, yo, yeah, y'all can go to the show. I would take care of that.

I know you love this nigga. You have been a fan of him since you were a kid damn near. So I understand that. Yeah, I'm sorry that all that shit sound cool. I don't know who you a fan of. You are not disrespecting our relationship for a picture. It's not disrespect if you don't take it as disrespect. You can't tell me what I take as disrespect.

When I talk about you, we talking about in general sense. If a nigga sits and pays for his girl to go see a artist that she likes or loves, whatever, that now doesn't mean that I'm also allowing you to go fan out and do some groupie shit. I don't, that's cool. No, it is to each his own, but I'm in agreement with Imani, so let me ask you a question.

So, cause we've seen the pictures where he was literally bending them over. He's doing whatever they want. It is to each his own, but I'm in agreement with Imani. No. So let me ask you a question. Because we've seen the pictures where he was literally bending them over. He's doing whatever they want. Like, yo, bending them over, got his hand on their neck, standing behind him. I'm throwing it back to you. If your girl did that, you not tight?

I'm tight about that one. I'm asking them. I'm tight about that one. I'm tight about that one. OK. But also in the conversation, my girl wouldn't do that one because she know what pose I would be cool with and wouldn't be cool And that's my soul the whole lip she jumping in his arms and he just holding her up that way I wouldn't be mad at that gotcha, but she knows where I wouldn't I would stand you not

I'm a man that's learning about that behavior from a significant other in real time You understand? from a significant other in real time, you understand? Wait, wait, wait, wait, what? In real time. He don't know that she would do anything. He would know that she would behave that way. He thought that they had that same understanding of each other that y'all, that you and your partner had.

He thought that. He got there and learned something differently. He paid 11.11 for your girl to go backstage with a nigga that she loves so that speaks to his lack of insecurity he not being insecure money got to spent the thousand dollars for the meet-and-greet plus another six seven hundred potentially for the tickets and I could and I bought your take this that brother if I wanted to plan to the insecure she I could have came I could have went with you just to

make sure no shit like that. But obviously he had some level of whatever, trust, cool, go do your thing. But I wouldn't give a fuck how much you love someone's music. There is no reason for you to disrespect your fiance in that type of way by doing something that you know he going to be uncomfortable in singing. You might have a barrier of what makes you uncomfortable. That might have been his line of disrespect. I get it.

That could be his. That's all I'm saying. You said it's disrespect. But the line is blurred on what is disrespectful to your partner. That might have been his line of disrespect. I get it, that could be his, that's what I'm saying. You're saying it's disrespect. But the line is blurred on what is disrespectful. That's what I'm trying to say. You can't tell somebody else was disrespecting. Some of these women think that they were disrespecting their partner. But the partner is saying, oh, this is too crazy. No, some of the motherfuckers knew they were

and either they didn't give a fuck, or they were so fanned out that they didn't think about the repercussions or even think that they partner would end up seeing these pictures. I'm talking about the guy that's just learning in real time that your girl is going to behave in a manner that you thought was unimaginable. I'm not talking about the girl that has no regard or respect for our relationship so I'm doing what I want when I get to the big picture.

Let me ask you this, right? That's like the girl that get drunk out at a party or something. You don't realize that your girl is that girl when she get drunk. That girl is that girl. And that she's at the party and she lit and it's like, oh shit, that's my, oh, oh no. That's what you do? If you do that, that's what you do. Like you like niggas from Norfolk?

All right, I ain't know. Well maybe that was his first instance. So in this instance, is calling off engagement too extreme? How, no. Say that again. I said, in this particular instance, if he's finding out in real time to extreme? How, no. Say that again? I didn't hear your question. I said, in this particular instance, if he's finding out in real time that this is how she reacts to her, you know, biggest crush, does this warrant the reaction that he had,

you know, canceling the engagement? I think so. I think you- It doesn't warrant a conversation or- Might have had it. What's the conversation? We don't really talk about this. This could have been a straw that broke the camel's back type of situation.

Like the last one. First off, you're viral now. Because this ain't even a thing where I just saw it off of... Now I have to actually deal with this not just within our minds. The embarrassment fact. I got niggas ragging me. Yeah. My best man is going to...

You walking niggas down the aisle? Like no. There's nothing else to talk about. The mere fact that I have to have a conversation with you about the ways in which you consider and regard me and our relationship, that's a conversation I got to have by myself now. There's nothing you can even add to that. You don't get it. Is it viral because of he broke up though, or is it viral because he broke up?

No, that picture was viral. That's how she put the set back. That's different. And she's in the end, keep it a buck. She's a nice looking girl. She's a cute girl. She's a cute girl. She's a cute girl. Think about this.

And I think he got hard. Yo. That matters, man. Imagine what she does. Imagine what she does. Your girl got dead and they got hard. How much does she do? In Miami, if she meets Chris Brown

at the pool of one of these hotels. Imagine where that goes. With her underarm hair shaved off. Yeah. Yeah. And flow is shit. That's the other part. And flowy shit on. That's the other part you gotta talk about.

If you were willing to do this in public and embarrass me this way in public because you love this nigga so much, what would you be doing with this nigga? In my mind, I see that picture, I'm thinking you be after. Now we don't know what you would do for Klondike Bar. We don't. What the fuck you doing?

That's too much. I don't. What the fuck you doing? That's too much. It's too much. I think so. Shout out to homeboy, man. Should have done some research before we bought them tickets. That price should have jumped out and said, wait, come with us. Hold on. A thousand for the meet and greet. No, he probably didn't.

He probably just didn't think he was doing it. I'm not coming at that. Nothin', your girl. You're gonna punish it. I got a problem with the internet killing the dude that paid for the meet and greet to take the Power Ranger picture with Chris Brown. I got a problem with that too. The Super Saiyan joint.

I got a problem with that too. I got a problem with that too. I got a problem with that too. I got a problem with that too. I got a problem with that too. I got a problem with that too. I got a problem with that too. I got a problem with that too. I got a problem with the internet killing the dude that paid for the meet-and-greet to take the Power Ranger picture with Chris I got a problem with that the sand joint they did Yeah, he should be able to absolutely should be able to do 100% or something. What's the issue with that? They just kill him They just kill me. I thought I was funny. I call them f-bombs and all types of sure. I thought it's for you. Mmm

No, when y'all first mentioned Chris Brown to me, I was like, oh meet and greet. I'm there. I want to hug this nigga What's up, nigga? Give me a transfer of energy for the $1100 Kendrick I'm not pausing that on Pride month one Two that was one of the only reasons I really wanted to go to the Kendrick concert tonight. Mm-hmm Just to give Kendrick a hug transfer energy energy, yo you did it as an MC. The MCs respect what he did in a different way. So I would just come to like salute that nigga but unfortunately I did have a deaf in the family so I'm not gonna make it but I did have a flight booked and everything. I was going. Shoulda what? Because I didn't feel like that event should happen

to me not be in the building and I feel like parks review My review is gonna be different on Friday. I was 100% Gonna go but shit happens a lot of review I got you give it to I'll be on the stream, but I'll be on the stream, but he'll be in the building Yeah, you gotta tell us. I don't think there's nothing wrong with Someone wanting to pay whatever the fuck they want to pay to meet whoever they want to meet.

That's true. But there is a level of respect, even with the person that you meeting that you gotta get. Don't come up here acting like a total fucking goof. Okay, I'm sorry, Coach, okay. No, no. I'm just saying, in those situations, how you say, yo, me and Kendrick, I get that. There's something besides just the fact that you just want a

Picture to show the rest of the world. No, I got a transfer energy with him. There was a arm Okay, I got Rob for nine. How do I agree and a young lady was like, can I kiss you? No bitch? Yeah, he was like, you know, nah, nah, like you said respect the person that you mean, right? Who do you just ask this man, let me kiss you. Now he said no, but you know, some niggas might, now your girl up there talking to some nigga now. Cause she a fan. Yeah, that's happened at meet and greets before.

So there's a story breaking in. And afterwards. Y'all done meet and greet kings. Who? We wasn't talking about us. We was just talking about my man. Oh, okay, that's true. My man.

That's crazy. So there's a story going around that Kendrick is preparing to shoot the Not Like Us video this weekend in LA. I'm assuming that info was only out because TDE slash Kendrick wants that information out. I can imagine what that movie is going to look like. At the forum, I imagine they will be taping B-roll for that video That's gonna be euphoric in there. No pun intended

Act was on the stream last night during the finals breaking how he had a hacker in there or one of them But by my brother but I just runners in here a problem about how Kendrick Purchased bots. He was talking about the invoice for those bots, he gave an example, put some fake likes and some fake followers on an Instagram page and a picture, so forth and so on. And there are some people up there in an uproar saying, hey, Kendrick is using bots, why is everybody not talking about this?

Where does my distinguished panel stand on the matter of Kendrick using bots in his Drake verse? Oh, let me go first please, because I can get out of here real fast. That's why it's so beautiful when I keep telling y'all I don't give a fuck about streaming numbers. This conversation matters nothing to me. Yeah, the people that are complaining.

I care about the music. The people that are complaining about the numbers and the bots and the dislikes and the likes sound like bots to me. All of that shit is y'all shit that y'all care about, oh, this one was charting here and the bots, this amount of streams in a day and a week. To us that don't stream, we don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck about any of that shit. I never care about y'all streaming numbers. None of you niggas. Back on what I said, I heard the music. I don't give a fuck about what you niggas are talking about. That nigga did his thing. Music is fire, he won't. That's it.

Stop looking for new reasons to figure out why this battle went the way it went. No, that's y'all fault because y'all justify everything with't. That's it. That's it. Stop looking for new reasons to figure out why this battle went the way it went. No, that's y'all fault because y'all justify everything with numbers. It's over. Oh, because it did this, that means it's better than this. Nobody cares, bro. Do you like the song? Do you don't like the song?

No one said, yo, Drake had mad dislikes on his post, so he obviously lost the battle. No, but some of them did. That's why they wanted to this. That's weird. They justify everything with these YouTube numbers, likes and dislikes and comments. That's Used bots he won the battle in real life and in the matrix Taking a step even further than what y'all saying. Not only do I not care that he used bots, but I knew he did Okay

Cool Well, what what else is data? But I knew he did. OK. Cool. Well, what what else is there to do? Y'all didn't know that Kendrick used bots? No, and I thought that this was just the first time miraculously that a Drake record ever had more dislikes than likes. So you didn't know that that was bots. Bots, to me, was a part of how you win the war versus Drake. Yeah, this New Age. If you didn't do it, Drake was gonna do it.

He probably did. No, he didn't. But because he lost in the fashion that he lost in, there seems to be a select crowd out there that continues to not lose gracefully. Like they keep trying to find different ways to put smut on Kendrick. Not saying that maybe some of the smut is not warranted, but hip hop has kind of crowned him the winner of the beef.

None of the bots in the stories, the fabricated, none of that's gonna change this. I'm not mad at whoever this is. Also Ak, Ak, you gotta know that any Drake news coming from you looks away now. Yeah, it looks us way. Yeah. Ak is the one on stream during the NBA Finals with the hacker dude on the thing explaining to him, showing him the invoice, he's dropping names, like good journalistic shit you was doing Ak, but you gotta know that any Drake news coming from you

is viewed through a different type of eye. Even if you just working off your own speculation, even if Drake didn't tell you shit, it comes off as a mission sent from Drake. And that could come off like somebody somewhere is trying to get ahead of the not like us video and concert It's back to my earlier point about letting people have their moments Just get out of the way of that moment

Even if you feel like you didn't lose the bias this nigga. Fuck this nigga. He's weak. I could get him again I'm coming back with a track Let the moment of the forum and the video pass. It's too much to fight. You're gonna look away. That's all I have to say on the matter. I don't care about the bot situation. Do you think Drake does anything during this? Well then, Ak is saying new Drake music coming soon.

Yeah, Drake put the post up about, shout out to everybody that came out to film the video. I don't even see nothing in Drake posts no more. It's like, Ak is the mouthpiece for certain things. Was that it? And even if I'm a Drake fan, as a Drake fan, I want Ak to stop announcing things about Drake. The Ak announcements come with a certain level of expectation.

So you either meet it or don't. And then the harsh criticism coming and you're not billed for that. Like, the Drake releases are much better as a surprise Nobody knows I'm him. He has a jam to vibe to real quick agree anything would act reporting it. It just looks away and That's my man. I hope he knows that We wouldn't care because it's a brand builder for him for sure. Of course. It's good business for him Yeah, great great business for her

For sure. Of course. No, it's good business for him. Yeah, it's great business for her. But do y'all think he does anything to try to step on the Forum show? I don't think he can. I'm not saying he can't. Do you think he makes the attempt? He might believe he can. I hope not. No, I don't think so.

He should go ahead and wait until next week. If he does, is he getting bad advice? Yeah, I just hope not. If he did, I mean, I wouldn't be mad at the strategy, but I hope he doesn't do that No, he doesn't as Juneteenth man. Let this nigga get his shit off Juneteenth and Leave it alone Juneteenth. Let me talk to my distinguished panel about their thoughts on Juneteenth. It is approaching How's everybody feeling about it personally Juneteenth to me is always? Juneteenth, it is approaching, how's everybody feeling about it? Personally, Juneteenth to me is always, my birthday is June 19th, so I care more about

that than Juneteenth. Sorry, y'all might take it away. Oh good, this is a dope way for me to remember my man's birthday. All right, that's fine. Wait a minute. No, that's fine. I didn't know that. Happy birthday to you.

I didn't know. Oh shit. You know this nigga all my life. This is what it is nigga, we don't give a fuck about this shit. Making a birthday didn't mean shit. That's true. No, we don't be giving a fuck. Well, fuck your birthday. Exactly, you know how I go. First and foremost.

I might forget your shit, I don't know. Nah, yeah, nah. Yeah, fuck your birthday, nigga. Yeah, so, Joliette was always, I like it now. I like it now, it's a holiday. Happy birthday. Yeah, it's Wednesday, happy birthday. Oh yeah, yeah, it's now.

Oh yeah, it's now, happy birthday. Today. Thank you. 31. All right. 31? Wait, wait, wait, excuse me. How old? 31. All right, you know you.S. 31. 31? Excuse me, how old? 31.

I.S. you know you don't look 31. I know. I've been telling you some lies you just keep going with. And Reddit keep pulling up the pics of when you was dying your beard. How you feel about that Beth era? It was only last month. Yeah, it was only once. Don't do that.

It was a few months ago. Nah, you had a couple times. It was only once. You only did it once? Yeah. It wasn't no era. Then you got some great- It was a quick era. Why should this go- It was an era times. It was only once. You only did it once? Yeah. It wasn't no era. Then you got some great...

It was a quick era. Why should this go... It was an era though, don't do that. It was a quick era. How was it a... Because it was a few months. It was... You did it once last for a couple of months.

It was one good spray down. Yeah. He was holding that beer down. That's it, bro. Hey, listen, they had... He got out of there though. He got out of there. It was worth it.

Did you keep a sharpie on you for touch-ups? Nah. Shit. That's the thing about podding. If you look at it, you. Hey, listen, they had it. He got out of there, though. He got out of there. It was worth it. Did you keep a sharpie on you for touch-ups? Nah. Shit. That's the thing about podding. If you look at yourself, you'll get out of some stupid shit

you was doing. Mm-hmm. It's happened to all. I can't say. It happened to me. Mm-hmm. It happened to me up here. Which was what?

I had stupid shit up here. I feel like if you come up here and do it, you deny yours with the bell-bottom jeans. But everybody up here has a moment. Like, Imani was tucking his ears in his hat. I was just dying his beard. Ish had the bell-bottom, chiss with the knee slit. Park's the only one that survived

because he got like a uniform, so he don't never really do nothing. But me, shit, I came here with my gooch, and my gooch out. That was your bad. I've done mad dumb shit. She came in here with that fucking tomato sack. Yo, I hate that you can do that.

Why? You can do it too. No, you can't. No, you can't. No, we can't. It's only Parks can get off because he white. Yeah, we can't do uniform. He got a winter uniform and a summer uniform,

and he don't deviate from it because it's always clean And you never go you never go. Yeah far from never lose it never lose Even when he come out with the fancy Pumas niggas online just be like, ooh parks went to Ross You got the rocks pulling us down. How do you know about rocks, yo? This guy's an idiot, yo. All right, so that's that on the Chris Brown split. Speaking of splits, let's stay at breaking news. It's just been announced that Reason and TDE have split ways.

Round of applause for both parties, because they both wanted to get part of each other. Ever since that Fig Community stream, you can see this right was on the wall. Yeah, yeah, it was over. And Rezin was tweeting too much pro Drake during the beef. Was it? Oh shit, I seen it. He was trying to make it look like I'm balanced and neutral. But I was reading them, she's like, oh, you want to lose your record deal. You actively are trying to lose your record deal with some of the tweets that you're saying about this beef.

Because you don't have to say anything. You can shut the fuck up. Yeah. But he don't want to shut the fuck up because he want to get the fuck out of here. And Reason is a friend of the show. TD, they're friends of the show. I want to respect both parties.

They both sound like they got what they want. Does anybody look at Reeves in a way if he signs with Dreamville after this? No, he seems to have a lot of friends over there. He's done a lot of the compilation joints. I think if that does happen, I think TDE will probably give their blessing on that. Because who's to say that the split, even though they were going back and forth, it might have been a decent split even after talking. So they might get a blessing.

All right, cool. They can work over here, but Cole is family, so you can go over there and do your thing. I don't look at him. He can judge from MCs. Why? Or from me. Why? He gonna get looked at like Durant when he went to the Warriors.

Like you had your choice of anywhere to go. And you are actively picking Dreamville with all the kindred, Cole, history. Also, Jid for you was your peer. You where you were and Jid where he was, y'all was the contemporaries that people looked to for the competition. Okay, so I have a question. So if you coming over here now, are you gonna do something that's gonna make your album

drop or get you more favor over here than Jid? That will never happen because Dreamville is loyal and Jid has been here. So now you take a step back from your peers who you were even killed with, versus going to a Sony, going to somewhere who you were even killed with versus going to a Sony, going to somewhere where you could build your own situation up. I think it's a loss for reason all around the board.

Ali's been over there mixing for some years now. Mixing is different. Mixing is totally different. I can mix for you and go mix for the op and go mix for his op and go mix for his op. It's behind the scenes. I'm mixing. You'll only know it if you read credits. Kids can't read in America today. They're not reading it right.

Okay. Artist, the front-facing part of that, with how Cole looked, with how Reason already looked. You got to add that in. Reason is not somebody that had all the favor in the world from the consuming audience. So yeah, you'll now have to continue to battle optics and things. But what if now? I got a problem with some of the decisions that niggas make. I'm sorry, after they leave an established situation.

Like when Wale hit me and said, yo, I left such and such, I'm signed to whatever you said, Warner, which was the same as where he left. I said, well, why would you do that? But whatever answer you gave me, that's my man. So I'm rocking with you regardless. Then when I got the call and said, hey, I'm on Def Jam now. I was like, wait, wait, why would you do that? But whatever answer you gave me, that's my man. So I'm rocking with you regardless. Then when I got the call and said, hey, I'm on Def Jam now.

I was like, wait, wait, why would you? You know what? You're my man. I'm rocking with you regardless. But yeah, I think rappers make bad decisions when they leave a situation that was established that may or may not have worked for them. Like your next situation is real important.

I remember coming to Skain, right? I remember coming to Skain 2004, 2005. I didn't have no traction. I didn't have no motion at Def Jam. I'm coming off of what the industry regards as a flop. And I go to Skain and he comes downstairs because I don't even want to go upstairs to Def Jam. Yo dog, give me the fuck off of you.

You the manager, dumb niggas the production company. I went off of Def Jam. They're not doing nothing for me. My name is dwindling away, give me another deal, another situation." And that's how I felt. Fuck Def Jam. And Skane explained, well yeah, I could do that, but you're coming off of what everybody regards as a flop. What situation do you think I'm going to be able to get for you if you don't work your tail off right now, you don't look like you're ready to do that. He was absolutely right. So now you're stuck between a rock and a hard place. Because whatever situation you're looking to run into is not

if your work was like that you wouldn't be in this boat. So he don't have the options at his feet is what I'm saying. Even if he's the best rapper in the world when he walk into Sony, Sony red, Atlantane go wherever the fuck you walking To they say all right what you got well you speak well what you speak and you might be what makes more sense to go to a spot like that where he might have already a Built-in relationship because he might not be able to take the chance in other places that makes him but what I was gonna say He basically told us he was stifled and couldn't really work the way he wanted to work So over that's cap.

But I'm taking the man at his word. No, I'm not, dear. All right. Well, I am. So in saying that, you know, I can't put this out. I can't do this. I can't do that. They're not letting me release.

And none against TDE. I love y'all. But we've seen this through all of their artists, whereas the release schedule is what we say it is, it ain't when you think you're ready. So he could have had a ton of shit ready to go, at least just let me test the waters, and they saying no, maybe over here, alright cool, we can get you out of here. They do compilation projects over there at Dreamville. They release a little bit faster than TDE, so at least I have a potential to get my name moving a little bit

if I went over there. Not saying he is. With respect a reason and any of the artists that have had an issue over there Their track record speaks for itself if they're telling you you're not ready. You might not be ready. Yeah, I respectfully. Yeah, I Understand it and I agree with that 100% but in the event that I don't agree with that on the flip side of that coin a Artist that wants to put something out, you know what he's gonna do? Leak it. Put something out.

There's nothing in that contract that's gonna stop him. You're gonna hand it to your man who's gonna hand it out on the IP that's different from yours. You're gonna give it to the hack in it. You will find a way for this music to be released. If you really wanna release music, that shit he came up here and said about, yeah, I got it in be released. If you really want to release music, that shit he came up here and said about,

yeah, I got it in my contract, the way I can't release it, I gotta come up here and ask them, and then they gotta approve it. Nigga, who that gonna stop? What if you respect them? Who that stopping? What if you respect them?

Yeah. If I respect you enough, anybody ain't a rebel. If that's the case, cause y'all are right, then Reason has some more uncomfortable conversations to have with himself when he goes to bed at night. Artists get into that, right?

There have been people that I've needed to fire. I've needed to get these people out of here. But you love these people, these are your family, your brothers, they've helped you get where you're going. Every artist gotta have a conversation about whose detriment this belongs to if this move is not made. So he can have all the respect for TDE in the world,

but he's the only one that has to deal with the detriment of no music coming out. So now if the respect maze weighs more than that, then I'm totally with y'all. But for most artists, and if I go somewhere, I'm not going to sit behind Ari Lennox, I'm not going to sit behind all these established niggas on Dreamville, I'm not.

You're not putting me to the back of another boutique situation. Hell no. Well we don't even know he's going in. This is all speculation. I know, we pretending right now. But there's two sides, like you said, there's two sides of it He could also look at that as that's where I want to go because that might be a place where I can now try

To exist go to tune core Go to tune core go to Empire. Anything else is laughable Because what I'm saying is gonna exist but any major or boutique that he goes through. It ain't just Dreamville. Reason ain't done enough to get the first, second or third shot at bat wherever he goes. He got to prove himself to nobody, to everybody but himself. So bet on yourself. Take your ass to Tune Corp or Empire where we getting paid off the back end,

whatever we sell is what we sell. I'm riding on my own name and merit. But most niggas don't want to do that. Y'all want the glitz and the glamour and whatever comes with the label pushing the button. Y'all want the commercials. Y'all want the festivals. Y'all want all of this shit. And if that's what you want, then have at it. But for those of y'all that want some longevity in your career to not be over And if that's what you want, then have at it.

But for those of y'all that want some longevity in your career to not be over between three to five years, which is a long shot, because average life expectancy of an artist today is a year and a half. He's got the benefit of having had that monster behind him. Like, we probably wouldn't know who Reason was if it wasn't for TD, not for nothing. So, independent would be the way to go right now. Do it! Yeah. Give yourself a shot, see what it looks like for you to sell 40,000 for the life of the

project. Learn what that is, can you be comfortable with that or not? And Reason, my man, so I don't want to sound like I'm speaking against him, I support him. Yeah. I support him, but this was a long time coming, and I'm anxious to see what he does next. Same. Same. Shuts reason.

Facts. And you gonna look like a fucking mutt if you don't up the frequency in which you rap. Yes. Right. Don't tell me all of that hate and label was holding me back and now that you free, you don't hear nothing. Yeah, all the complaints go out of here.

You better do fucking crocodile new freestyle every week, 52 freestyles, you better get to it. If you don't, it's going to speak to your work ethic. If you don't have no work ethic, then you in the wrong field anyway because you're not going to get nothing without work ethic. If you don't, they right. That's what they were saying. Does he get to walk out the door with all the music that he says that they were holding back? Depends. Depends. No. The answer's no. Depends. But if you know.

The answer's no. The answer's no. But you create. He might can't. TD, speculation, we don't know nothing. We didn't speak to nobody. TD might have points on the project wherever you go. Right.

You go to Sony, all right, I got three points over there. When they put it out, he put it out. We don't know about how much control he got over anything and How much faith do you have in that music that you recorded that you didn't put out then time is still ticking that music could be Dated it could be oh it cannot be you want to represent That's the tricky part for artists part and you bust your ass you loved them 14 songs That was three years ago nigga anything a music in music is different now. Now what? That's scary.

That artist shit is tough. Yeah. Reason we love you. Salute to Reason. I hope anything pans out. If I start a little raping you records or something, then I'll reach out to niggas and see if I can give you a shot. I'm joking.

Raping records. I'm joking. That's a joke. J-jerking niggas. Pot of Podman's being performative, looking ish, highlighting the worst aspects of Joe Budden. I said J-Jerkin' niggas. They're going to think that's me.

They're too young. If the young listeners don't know that that's a real person. Would you get Stevie J to produce a record? Wow. All right. Wow. All right. Y'all on bull.

Y'all on supreme bullshit at this point. Oh, she can't laugh. Oh, my can't laugh. Oh, my bad. I'm sorry. What the fuck? No. Niggas can laugh, but you gon' laugh too?

Sorry. Fuck you, E. What else is important or unimportant? Floor is yours. Shit. Take it away. Gotta talk about the homie,ie scammer Bishop Whitehead. Bishop Whitehead sentenced.

Nine years behind the joints. Nine years for four. Clap it up. I'm trying to fit what we clapping for. For the streets being safer. The niggas just said early in the day fuck with the drug dealers fuck with the escorts, but now you got it you right No, don't do that no, I fuck with the scammers too until they get caught you get caught got you I that makes sense once you get caught you leave media no choice

But to say the streets feel a little cleaner. All right. Cool. All right, so yeah. And I ain't going to hold you. I'm a little bit petty. So that summer jam I went to two years ago, when I was trying to leave, they had a big sprinter

blocking traffic. I was stuck there for a good 60 minutes you know who was in front of that sprinter you guessed it Bishop Whitehead all the sheriffs and the cops trying to rush hey get the car get the car you know who would not listen and I sat right there for 60 minutes in Long Island longer than it needed to be y'all guessed it Bishop Whitehead in a suit Gucci Gucci imagine how I felt in the car smoking Anxiety through the roof watching Bishop Whitehead hole up traffic

Nobody's mad at traffic ever until you see what was holding up the draft. Yeah, that's true. That's a Wait, wait, wait, hold on y'allall stopped us for this? This was you, nigga. The worst shit was it's nothing. That's the most frustrating shit. Or some little shit where y'all could've pulled over. Yeah. Y'all just sitting there in the lane, nigga, move. Yo, in my 40s, more learning about myself.

The drivers who still haven't learned how to merge, boy, y'all grind my gears. Yeah. It shouldn't do it. Merge how? Merge into Boy, y'all grind my gears. Yeah. It shouldn't do it. Merge how? Merge into a fucking lane. Nigga, what merge mean? Merge.

Merge properly into the fucking lane. When you see the yield sign, it's not a full on stop. Yeah, it's a yield. Are you not fucking paying attention to what's coming behind you? Yield into the fucking lane. You know what? Talk to my gears.

Talk to me. On this road trip this weekend, why do people just chill in the passing lane? Like when people just cruise in the passing lane, it grinds my gears. All the way to the left. All the way to the left. That lane is for passing.

You don't just get over there and chill. That's the hammer lane. That's for 80 and above. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Get out that lane if you ain't gonna drive right. Move. It's a Sunday show.

We got some way to get to it. You're not passing anybody. No, we got some way to get to it. Move. That's how my driver drives. I cursed him clear out the other day. That's all I got. I can't tell you no more. I cursed him for moving. I'm sitting there, anxiety going. Every truck in the world going by us. Every car, every nigga that want to cut somebody off, he's the prime candidate. I'm like, yo dog, you know you're doing all this safety African driving shit that you're doing

But a nigga driving slow like this will cause an accident. That's true. Yeah, it's very true So he'll speed limit. He got a reason. He got a reason Don't worry about it big dog. I took one time out on the way back to snitch on the cops to Snitch on the cops the report. Snitch on the cops? The report speed trap in the little app. Oh, in the app you hit? Yeah, yeah, I never really did that before. I was nailing it this time.

Nope, it's one right here. It's one right here. On what, Waze? On Waze. I just use the Apple shit, but yeah, same shit. That's right, God damn it. Snitch however you can. Yeah.

However, whatever medium is available for you to snitch, snitch it out. Get that shit out your system Well I don't really have anything else that's really pressing me mine and issues fucking kidnapping argument I'll save for patreon. Oh wait, hold on before we go. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa house of the dragon is back Smoke break for Joe you can go Wait, hold on, before we go, whoa, whoa, whoa. House of the Dragon is back? Oh, yeah. Yes. Getting your bag. Smoke break for Joe.

You can go. You can go. I want to hear a little bit, though. So how we feel? I mean, wait, who all, we all watched it? I watched it. I watched it last night. Oh my god, y'all are spoiling it for me.

I have to go. Oh my god. I'm going to watch this at some point. Shut the fuck up. What are our takeaways, let me hear. Good first episode. Starts slow, but I mean that's. It picked up.

Oh yeah, for sure. Oh, all right. It did? Once they start killing children, it's turned up. Yeah, we building up the story. We building up. Hold on, go ahead. Sorry, spoiler alert.

Oh yeah, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. I ain't like to end. I think it was fake. Like, if you are commissioned to do it, it was commissioned to do. You know what I'm saying? Everybody's finito.

Oh, I see what you're saying. I'm not leaving her to say, yo, it's him. Nigga, they don't live in Manhattan. They live in a little ass town. Yo, when you walking through the street, yo, it's him. The nigga that don't live in Manhattan, they live in a little ass town. Yo, when you walking through the street, you know that nigga right there? The exterminator nigga that been here a million times. I'm just wondering how there was not one guard nowhere.

No, that's the weird part. No, it was late night. And the exterminator knows the house like the back of the hand. Back in those times, there was guards everywhere. I just did in the house where our family lives. They specifically gave you an instruction and said, you got one hour.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. I was just lost. Yeah. So that's my point. Specific instruction. So on that note, uno, dos, tres, night night. Who the fuck is you talking about?

I'll get it. Just to be safe. Yo, and I think on the previews, you don't watch previews. No I don't watch previews. But on the previews, they had a nigga hanging. And I think it was the big dude. Oh okay. I'm hoping that they don't get lazy on the writing.

Yeah. I have a feeling they will. I don't think so. I hope not. We got a long season to go. I hope not. We got a we got a Go they better not I don't think they'll get lazy on a writing just because so much money about just because regular Game of Thrones didn't age Well only based on that one season. No, you know what? It does age. Well Game of Thrones ages

Well, really really well, I was very anti the way that it fucking ended, you know, like her Just basically destroying King's Landing and stuff like that But when you really kind of look at it and how alone and isolated she felt her best friends dead and everything else were You know, we're deviating she turned into the mad king Yeah, she turned literally into the person. I started becoming. It all started to make sense. My only problem with HOD right now is I don't really care about the characters. Like I don't really care yet. There hasn't been to me enough character development.

And I know a lot of people don't really like the character development because that just basically means a lot of talking. It's a lot of dialogue and stuff like that. But it's necessary for you to be like engaged and really give a shit about the characters. That's not what it is. That's not what it is. It's not as intricate. No, the first the first season of Game of Thrones, what they were so great at, they

made you have to pay attention to certain characters, and then they pulled them from you. Yeah. So you now, so now moving forward, you're, you were starting to get invested into certain people a certain way because you didn't know where they were coming and going. And that's what they might have missed on this first season. I think it's not as intricate as the original Game of Thrones. But in terms of Game of Thrones thing, so perfect example is first season.

Sorry, spoiler alert if you haven't watched it. Girl, if you don't get the fuck on. She talks like a doll. She is just over here. Yeah, I think that. No, but wait, wait, hold on. So I wanted to say, in first season, one of the big moments for the season

is when Jamie Lannister pushes Bran out of the window. Yes. You know what I mean? One of the big moments in HOD is when the dragon eats the sun. But look at the difference of what we felt about Bran at that time and what we felt about this kid. We barely knew him. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, oh, that was that was fucked up and tragic

in a holy shit moment. But about the kid, we really weren't like that invested. Well, the reason I think the reason why because Bran survived. Yeah, we didn really weren't like that invested. You know? I think the reason why, because Brand survived. Yeah, we didn't know Brand like that either. We didn't know Brand like that. But Brand survived and he developed later on for we to understand his importance.

This little nigga was just a little nigga. Fish rule. Yeah, you fish ruled. I think, again, to me, I think the writing just was more complex. And I think the writing made you pay attention because Little Finger, the bald head dude, all of them was just doing sneaky shit behind the scenes.

The new Little Finger dude isn't it that ill? Yeah, the dude on the cane. I think he's getting there. I'm telling you, we gotta be a little bit more patient. They can't approach, they can't use the same formula with this show that they did with the other one. I'm worried they're going to. They can't. You think so? They can't use the same formula with this show that they did with the other one. They can't. I'm worried they're going to.

They can't. You think so? They can't. They can't start doing the whole formula of just killing off the important people so quickly. Like that work then. It ain't enough story lines. Like this story is.

It was original at that point too. Yeah. It's not enough story lines. The original Game of Thrones had seven, eight different story lines going on at one time. You can't start killing niggas in here, it's one house. What the fuck is that? You know what I'm saying?

It's not as many people to kill off. Yeah. Well, it's two houses. Two. But we here now. But we here. So, we gon' see. I'm invested, I don't care.

It can be three, four episodes in a row that I feel is wack. I ain't gonna go back and watch season one again though, because I found myself at the beginning of this like, what the fuck happened again? And that little recap they did. That was a full recap. That recap was trash.

Yo, the Garvey and the little Munch nigga now is kind of funny. Oh, Sir Kristen Cole? Yeah. I can't stand him. I can't fucking stand him. She got that nigga Munch, you ain't see? He was Munch.

Why you don't like him? I just don't like how he switched from Queen Rinares to Alicent. I just don't like it. And he's so, he has such visceral hatred for Rinares. Rinares? The blonde one. Yeah. He has such visceral fucking hatred for her and his family.

I'm doing my job. I guess. I don't know. I just, I don't like him. Back then? Getting to the spanky, indeed. And he getting some spanky. And some chacha. Yeah, but you know, that was some bad,

that was bad quality back then. Oh yeah, that shit wasn't bad. That shit wasn't hitting on nothing back then. She was bathing a lot in the period. She bathed a couple times in that episode. She ain't trimming that motherfucker. No, no. You okay about that?

You okay about that? You know what that was. That was you. You okay about that? You okay about that? You don't know what's going on. That was, that was, man. Nah, that's funny. Um, eh, we'll see. Listen, I'm invested. I'm still watching Tareep. All right, what do you want me to do? Me too.

I didn't watch this week's yet. So it's like watching Badge, Man Kingston? I watch that. I watch Mayor. There's too many fucking shows. Like, I'm still trying to get a chance to get around to Dark Matters. Oh, you I watch that. I watch Mayor. There's too many fucking shows. Like I'm still trying to get a chance to get around to Dark Matters.

Oh, you gotta start that. Like I'm still trying to get there. So you got Mayor Kingston. Stop everything. Stop everything for Dark Matter. Okay. Stop everything for Dark Matter. You plug your stream shit up after eight.

If you plug your streaming TV shit up after 8 p.m. Dark Man get off live and be in your Up Next queue. I have a TV, I don't need to use my computer for streaming. All right now, stop playing with my nigga. Put Dark Matters on Streamys. Put Dark Matters on that Red Stick, whatever the fuck, Fire Stick, Firefighters. All right.

Some shit. That Fire Stick. I think he was watching Tank Gervonta on the Streamys. Knockout was fuzzy Seconds behind No, you right I'm talking But look when you only how you know, you know, I just don't look at Twitter Yeah, I mean, I can't watch so I'm so funny that last fight of money came through with that streaming shit That's your held us down next fight

I was ready to be home and settled on my files Files is expensive enough that when you're not using files like you still feel it like damn We got to start bleeping that name too. Cuz I ever since we know the other one cuz there's you having a hard time connecting Okay, yeah, we're sons down a big kind of kind of laggy I gotta go from server one to server two to Mexico. I ordered the real fight on TV and it was glitches. Yeah. Let me tell you that. That should be making you want to.

It was glitching. I was like 79, 99 for the glitch. Times two. Yeah. You've seen the fight man. What'd you think? Or you was outside? I was outside.

I was outside. Yeah. I seen the fight, man? What you think? Or you was outside? I was outside. I was outside. Yeah, I was on a yacht. Oh, like that little leg was bitch. You were shaking it? No, I was. Or you being a lady? I was at a yacht party. I was being a lady.

I was being a lady. I was being a lady. But was you being like a devious lady? No. Dibs lady was back. No, I was. Hobnobbing. Were you hobnobbing?

I was hobnobbing, yes. A lot of this though? You bumped into any exes? I was hobnobbing, yes. Bumped into any exes? A lot of this though? Yes, but that's cool. You bumped into any exes while you was out there? I did. I love y'all trying to throw a alley-oop. You bumped into any exes out there?

I did. Oh, shit. Come on, let Chris Paul work, man. Oh, was that the end? Oh, I'm not Chris Paul. Wait, wait, wait, what happened with ex? Nothing, we talked, it was cool. Y'all don't be wanting to fucking body slam on me, though.

For real, tell the truth. I mean we were on a yacht in front of a bunch of people. What was I supposed to do? Like fucking bend him over, tongue him down? What am I supposed to do? Bend him over? Well, whoa. Okay, whoa.

Hey listen, don't King Shane. You're right, you're right. Tongue him down, tongue him down, it's crazy. Oh shit. Speaking of King Shane, when I had a question, I thought I'd last par, but nobody was here. Whew. Whew.

Lucky I can't whistle. Listen to me. This is a yes or no. This is not for us to stay on or get caught in gender wars or shame people. Think please before you answer. I want a real answer from y'all. This is going to be good.

Distinguished cast, if you are a cheating person, man or woman, and the person that you are cheating with knows about your partner and has a thing for screaming out shit like, does your girl slash man know about us, know about this, know about how you fuck me, know about left hand on neck, right hand on frontal, whatever they say. Is that a kink? You asked that last time. I did ask that last time? Yeah, you did.

Did I get an answer? Well, Ish wouldn't here, I want his answer. And Mel wouldn't here, I want her answer. You was here? I said an answer? Well, Ish was here. I want his answer. And Mel was here. I want her answer. You was here? I was here. Well, give me your answer.

And then we can move on. I forgot my marriage back. Are they saying this in bed? Yes. Yeah. While you pop. Yes, it's definitely a kink. Yes.

Yeah. It's a kink. So technically, you can't kink shame that. But you niggas, technically you can't kink shame that. But you niggas, so we gonna kink shame that. Like, shut the fuck up, you talking about my bitch. I don't like no- That's the kink. That's nasty. That is the kink right there.

That's the kink. But those are the chicks that fuck the best. With that kink. That's why she wanna talk to your girl, cause she know your girl don't fuck like her. You're not talking to my girl. Huh? Talking at your girl? Yeah,

not to. Gotcha. At. Yeah. But at is to to them. You can't let the chick you cheating would know that she fucked better than your girl. You can't. Yeah, that's true. You can't do that. And you can't let her let your girl know that she fucked better than your girl. Can't do that. Because your girl is your girl for reasons outside of just your pussy being fired. That's a fact. I love you bitch. Well, I mean, isn't the fact that you keep coming back

a sign that she fucks extraordinarily well? No, no, no. Okay. The answer to that for me is no. That's a no. I wish I could whistle like that. That's would be my answer. Do you think that it is?

I think that it might be a strong indicator, yeah. But why? Out of about 90 seconds, y'all shut the fuck up. No, basically like repeat behavior, you know, would indicate that it's something that you find pleasure in, right? Did you stretch out the elbow? You were stretching. Did you get the elbow, Imani?

Imani, something? Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. All right. Before you said that, I Imani? Imani something. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. All right. Before you said that, I didn't see it from that point of view. But now I understand what you're saying. Yeah. And so that might lead her to believe that you...

She does, in fact, fuck better than your girl. You know why this is tough? You know why this is tough for what's going on right now? It's because typically, male is right. Repeated behavior would be an indicator of something, just not in this instance, right? Repeat behavior means absolutely zero. In this instance, I'll allow 30 seconds and we can move on.

Fellas? You could just be convenient. It could just be something quick. That's true. Low maintenance. You've accepted the role, I could come to your house, get a nut, jump in the shower, and be gone. Low maintenance low work low effort nothing you old faithful damn near. Very true. Like a doorman. Shit. What niggas like doormats?

I know I know it's the truth I totally I get it but there's a chance it could be fire too. It could be. It could be. That's true, Dan, that's facts. Sometimes it's fire door mats. Yeah. And that's the best door. Yes. Sorry. I wipe your feet on them every day. Yeah. You get barefoot on that thing.

You get a happy feeling about that thing. Yeah, what's the fuck is wrong? Leave your shoes on it and everything. Oh, man. It looks good, accentuates the room. Oh, shit. I got accent wall. No. Fire door mats. That's just wrong. Looks good accentuates the room. Oh shit

Fire door man said this room Don't need to be arrested Distinguished cast Any thoughts on Justin Timberlake being arrested in the Hamptons for a DUI? Driving under the influence of you too old and rich for that shit Where small towns? for a DUI out driving under the influence of alcohol. Nigga, you too old and rich for that shit. Where? Small towns. A lot of drunk driving goes on those little vacation towns.

I mean, I guess, but I mean, you're just too old. He thought he was gonna get away. He was just going to get sex. What are you talking about? Niggas are, feel like they royalty and they gonna let them go. You know what I'm saying? You are a custom.

Definitely gonna get some Marlboro. Yeah. In the Hamptons, that's a fucking five mile drive. Facts. Yeah, just pick up some Marlboro. In the Hamptons, that's a fucking five mile drive. Yeah, just pick up some Marlboro. In the trips of $35. JT. Yeah, well he ran that risk and apparently the cop didn't give a solid fuck who JT is.

Yeah, he hit on. Sexy back. That's his problem. Stop putting out music, nigga, you lose your luster. He just put out an album. He just put out an album, that was good too. Yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah, but Niggas Ain't Here, it was good.

Yeah, it was some shit on it. That album was good. It was solid. Yo, there's been good albums this year. A lot of them. Like albums that won't just be in your rotation for a week. Like there has been albums that you'll go back to and listen to, it's pretty good this year.

I'm so mad, cause there was shit that I haven't got too fully. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's artists that that you'll go back to and listen to, it's pretty good to shoot. I'm so mad because there was shit that I haven't got to fully. Like there's artists that I liked that have put out albums that I haven't got to fully because there's other shit that I would rather be listening to. That's why I haven't done a real deep dive on Vince Stable and Rhapsody. Them two.

Those are the two albums that are on reserve for me to listen to when I'm getting into some music. I've just been a little active because Summertime and hot niggas. You know what I mean? Summertime, and our type of music, Money Bag got a new album out. Oh, I absolutely love it.

Oh, okay, I didn't know if you heard it. Somehow he crept into my buy-in whenever he's there list because there's something on there. Nah, that Anderson Paak knowledge album, that shit is fire. That shit's fire. I didn't get to that yet. Fire, yeah,uck this one out. Because there's something on there. Nah, that Anderson Paak and Knowledge album, that shit is fire. That shit's fire. I didn't get to that yet. Fire, yeah, I'm enjoying that.

Me too. Enjoying that a lot. Damn, we talking about music real quick. I want to shout my brother, RS, out. He just put an album out Friday called Whole Album, No Curses. Come on, man. It's literally, he just went curse free the entire album.

Okay. It was something that, he was having a conversation with my mom. You know, my mother saved. He was just like, you know what? She's like, I can't play your music around, I don't know about, he was like, conversation with my mom. You know my mother saved. He was just like you know what she's like I can't play your music around. He was like I'm gonna put album out for you. That's dope. That's fine. But he's still talking that shit on there. I mean he just did it without cursing. That's dope. Bushing in your head, female. Shouts to bro man. I'm proud of him. Still working.

I'm gonna say this shit again too, because I said it last, Patreon, yo, I think I might have watched that Victoria Monday video at least like a good 20 times. All right, right. Like she's so fucking dope. She on some Mike Janet, Prince, anything. She bugging me. I feel like I'm behind too,

because I wasn't really up on her music that early. Now I'm catching up, she is so fucking good. She might currently right now be my favorite artist to listen to right now. Yo, you're she is so fucking good. She might currently, right now, be my favorite artist to listen to right now. Yo, you're gonna be so fired when you learn about R&B. That when you get into your arm, when you learn what R&B is, man, no stopping you. Wow, that's what we do with her.

That's what I was gonna hit him with a little you and I, Joe Bud and Imani for the sleeper. I was, stop playing with us. Stop playing with us. You said, I know Janet coming over here in three weeks, right? I'm going to try to see Janet for Essence Fest. When is Janet in D.C.? Janet is coming here in three weeks? That's just the concert spot now?

Yeah. She's coming to New York, in Jersey. I do want to see Janet. I thought you were saying Janet coming to the pod. I was about to say I need a haircut. Why? I want to do want to see Janet. Don't you say Janet coming to the pile? I was about to I need a haircut Why oh, I want a good Janet. Okay. Yeah, I might do a meet-and-greet in your eyes. Oh, you're gonna do me What we think? What we think? Janet will. This can't be what I want to be silly like this. Because he always going to think the same ignorant shit that I think.

Y'all think we can bag Janet up? Fuck no. Ice? 100% think they can get Janet. Parks? Yeah, y'all got her. 100%. Melissa Ford?

Get her on this couch? Well, A couch. 100% Melissa Ford get her on this couch You too yes She'll know Crazy was no She's seen it. I see you playing with us. I'm not playing. I swear to God. I swear to God. I promise I'm not playing. Flee them up. I'm not joking. You totally can. Don't worry about it. Slap it, flip it, rub it.

Hold on. Don't worry about it. We're gonna change that to 2025. Is that SH? It is, right? Yes, yes. Yes, Joe. Bond is butter with SH. Joe, no, it's not.

Until the mother- Oh, shit. Yo, all right. Then it ain't the funnest. Fuck it. You wanna joke? You wanna joke? You wanna joke? I'm done.

All right. I'm done. Bitches, you would never touch talking about something. All right. You just looking at me, you know. See? I promise you, mama. See?

Hey, big mama. See? I can assure you, I was not. You don't learn this lesson. I was not. No. I wasn't, mama. You gonna go through this whole next few seasons

buck free from me. Hey, nigga. Nigga ain't even putting you in a wet dream, bitch. I wasn't my mom. You gonna go through this whole next few seasons, fuck free for me. Hey nigga, nigga ain't even putting you in a wet dream, bitch. Why these bitches be? All right, all right, all right. Good show. Janity be flipped though, keep playing with niggas. And I might get some of that publishing too. Yeah.

Yeah, she at the age, this type of 40 year old dick, get some of that publishing. Yeah. She at the age, this type of 40 year old dick, get some of the business. What? You know Janet's still in shape. What? She in better shape than y'all niggas. Janet, how you niggas top out quick. You fucking crazy, have you seen Janet on Put One To Her?

Oh, I don't know what y'all talking to. Wait, hold the fucking phone. Yeah, you better change the subject. Speaking of being in shape, I see the scale of you. Who you talking to? Hold on, hold on. Who the fuck you talking to, nigga? Boy.

Who the fuck you laughing at, nigga? What? I'm in shape. I'm good. So while you're tapping out, I'm bad. This nigga ran about six laps and wasn't at all tough. I'm in better shape than you, nigga. Oh.

I know. Melissa's trying to speak. You guys do not scale. Melissa is trying to speak. No, but she trying to segue us out of the fun. I want to snap with Imani some more. Okay, keep going. I'll remember my place.

If the 69 God has had your fucking legs in a pretzel nigga, Janet will have you fucking in the Hudson somewhere. Hold on, hold on. Hey, you watch how you talk to me and Ishnick. If 69 God has had you in the motherfucking... Hold on, who got me what? Ooh.

Uh-uh. He got bass this horse. No one got nothing. I'm doing the bending and flipping and throwing. And the copping out on the camera. Ain't no copping shit. I'm in a relationship, please stop all the jokes. I have a girlfriend, I'm not single. Please don't mistake me for someone single.

Exit, exit, exit. That's respect. Exit, exit, exit. You got a lot of respect. You my man. You're the most respectable. Look at me, look at me. You got the highest respect.. E, E, you my man. You the most respectable. E, look at me, look at me.

You got the highest respect. How long have you been? David. How long have you been? Years. E, what years? Yeah. E-Manny.

Years what? E-Manny. E-Manny. You were sucking her toes, my nigga. And Males. That's for my group. Let it go. Malfoy had you about to fucking sign up to work

Malphite had you at UPS Janet would have had that nigga sitting at the dock of the bay like Otis The fuck you talking about? Don't talk to me like that. Janet get her ass Janet lucky I ain't looking to flip something. Yeah Janet and Mel. You niggas. I'm in control. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Y'all talking about hot food and shit. Go ahead. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, speak for yourself.

Don't put that mud on me and Is, nigga. Me and Is are fucking running. Yo. What? Today in 2024, nigga. Me and Isha fuckin' runnin'. Yo. What? Today in 2024? Nigga. That's fucked up. Yo. What? Nigga, black people don't need podcasts.

Not at all. All of this is foul. And somebody that fuck with Janet listen to this. And send this over. Janet Jackson, if you listen to this. Oh no, she's gonna send it right then this over Janet Jackson If you listen, she's not gonna see this part pull me on stage when you get to New York handcuffed. I do it I do the thing My girl first Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, How old is Janet? 60? I don't know how she embedded Shaped in us though. I don't know that.

Imani, you remember that song? You can't do it with a dick in a... No, 54. What's that song? It's Janet. 58. 58. Oh, 58. She need a life alert to fuck me. She need that little life alert necklace. She's on a, what, is she on a world tour right now?

Yes. Okay, she does not need life alerts to fuck you. Whatever tour she on, she should get that little button. The one when you fall on the couch. They can't get up on this crap. You niggas is crazy. Okay, she does not need like whatever choice you are. She should get that little button Listen fall in the bathroom want to get on top. They talking about I don't know who. We would get on top of her. Hey, we would get on top of her.

And pass the fuck out. Pass out what? If you think Janet Jackson came into my world and I'm not going to have no gummy berry juice, you out of your mother's fucking mind. Nobody said you ain't going to have no juice. I'm going to be bouncing off the walls. Nobody said you ain't going to have no juice.

You think we ain't pop no pills? One thing we ain't pop no dick pills. You need a pill. It's Janet, nigga. You need a pill. We watch Good Times think we ain't pop no pills? One. You think we ain't pop no dick pills? Oh, you need a pill. It's Janet, nigga. It's Janet. We watch Good Times. I don't need no pill for no Janet. Nah.

You said what? I don't need no pill for no Janet. No, I need an extra. I'm all natural. All natural for that Janet. How you know he ain't in shape? He's been talking about preparing for the marathon. That let you know, right?

Because we talking about preparing for a marathon. That let you know he ain't in shape, right? And be clear, we've known a whole bunch of girls that was in shape, and when that meet in them, that shape changes. Talk to him, Ish. Talk to him. What does that have to do with you talking?

Talk to him, yeah, nigga, stutter. You better stutter. What does that have to do with a crime profession? You better recognize you got a girl, nigga, back out of this. This ain't even about you. Why are you even talking to us about fucking Janet Jackson? I just want this to be realistic.

Niggas got egos, I get it. Yeah, I'll fuck Janet Jackson in retirement. She'll never perform again. She'll cancel the tour. I'll have Janet Jackson come out doing Pump It Up. What the fuck are you talking about? Focus! Janet Jackson at 58 years old?

Stop playing with me. Stop playing with me, man. I'll put Janet Jackson's head right between the fucking wolf stove. In the Viking? Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about? Who the fuck are you talking to? Whoever work for Janet or know Janet, just please pass this along.

No, don't pass it along to me, because then I gotta go talk to my lady. Listen, Janet acting like I wasn't doing it. Yeah, hey Bull, look. Janet, I need a little night pass. Oh, you're good, you're good. I think everybody really could be passing Janet. It's JJ.

If she didn't, I'm a lot of it. Shit. You're good. I think everybody really good. It's JJ Alright this is unhinged now Jana Jackson, we love you. This is all But don't play with real niggas, play with Imani Ice. Play with Imani Ice. I'll be seeing her at Essence Press. Cause if Imani was to mount you, you could get right up and go to work, go to work. Ain't nothing popping. Oh, yeah man.

Mount. If Imani mounts, you can get right up, get to singing all your best tunes. If I get to mount, shit. Yo, Joe. Yeah, sit that out. What's the joke, would she If I get the mountain, shit. Yo, Joe. Sit that out. Joe, what's the dream she be doing French? Listen, you niggas can't hold a candle

to the energy that I'ma go ahead and put on those jams. If I fuck Janet, all she gonna be performing is scream. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. That's a good one, son.

Hey, hey. Some of y'all know her little catalog. Yeah, they ain't gonna be performing scream. No, the one with the French. I heard that shit the other day. That's a good one. Hey, hey, hey, some of y'all know the little catalog. Yeah, they ain't gonna be on the screen. No, the one with the French. I read that shit the other day. That's a good one right there, son. You should be moaning in French. Nigga, wee wee.

Self-destruction! Yeah, bitch. Did you get it? Yo, salute to Janet. Janet Jackson, nigga. You shitting me? I work my way into the will. Fuck a Utah, I'm a loose to Janet. Janet Jackson, nigga. You shitting me? I work my way into the will. Fuck a Utah, I'm a Jackson.

No, nigga, you a Janet now. Nigga, tell you her first name. All right. Yeah, yeah, fuck she talking about. That's funny. Y'all are great. You another one too, nigga. You do not.

It would be so much I want to say about it. I can't say. You better stop playing with niggas. You better stop playing with us. You be trying to be condescending and passing. I would not be. I would totally. You feel like Janet Jackson would rock me in her world.

Or you feel like we wouldn't be able to be. Oh, she would absolutely rock your world. Or you feel like we could only get her to part. No. You think we wouldn't be able to do it? Oh, she would absolutely rock your world. Or you feel like we could only get her to part. No. You think we can't bag Gina Jackson? No, that's what I was saying, that you totally could. But she would rock the fuck out of your world.

Who's who? At 58? Yours. At 58. This woman is on a stage performing two hours a night on a world tour. Yes, she's rocking your fucking world. Nigga, I come here to perform three hours a day. Nigga.

Sitting down. Sitting here with your gooch out, easing your fucking. Nigga, I come here perform three hours a day. Nigga, sit, sitting down. Sitting here with your gooch out, using your fucking Gucci cutters. You better keep the light lanes closed. Now let me ask you a question. Yes. Not trying to be funny. You think Janet Jackson gonna perform

for three hours with me then? At 58? Yes. No, no, switch the question. Do you think you can perform? No. Nigga, you have you think you can perform? No. Nigga, you have a hard time getting off this couch. The couch is two feet tall.

Oh my god, that's awesome. What are you talking about? The bed ain't that, never mind. Yes, it is. Not where she going to put you. Who said? I'm going to stand at the edge of that thing. She ain't getting no bed.

It better not be a high bed. I get my leverage right. She going to think we're trying to leave our girl for her. Nah, man. I can get my leverage right. You think we're trying to leave our girl for her? Nah, man. I could get my leverage right. You're listening to this nigga. What? Both of these niggas is just fucking nuts.

I'm telling the truth. Hey, Ed, if that bed is the right height off that ground, it's OK. It's OK. It's OK to admit that Janet Jackson would fuck the shit out of you. It's OK. And that you would just lay there and take it

It is oh no my thing is this that let's say that's possibly true Off of some dancing do you know how many That many shippers Not all of them. Hold up, those exes. Oh, fuck. I ain't date that many strippers. What that mean? They ain't wearing my exes. Oh, all right. I never had a ex as a stripper. Let him clean it up.

Oh, he missed that two-week run. Let him clean it up. She strip when she go to Philly. She don't strip out of here. She ain't local. No, no, no, no. She take us on the road. She don't strip out of here. She ain't local. No, no, no, no. She take us on a road. She don't strip out of here. You right. I ain't never seen her do that in Queens.

But when she get to Philly, oh man, that bitch is a monster. Oh shit. Oh shit. Yo. Dancing. Y'all fucking crazy. I don't like y'all fucking crazy. I don't like y'all sleeping on me and Isra.

Like we ain't have shit, I'm going crazy. Oh shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? This nigga's real. Why is this like I'm out of it? I have Janice singing her fucking greatest hits. Like that. I'm gonna go. I have Janet singing her fucking greatest hits. She might even change the title, put my name on it.

I miss your much. I miss your much. Hey, I miss your, I miss your so much. What you talking about, niggas? Stop playing with us, nigga. Y'all got J.J. fucked up. They really do. J.J. all the way fucked up. I seen out J.D. had us, nigga. Y'all got J.J. fucked up. They really do. Y'all got J.J. all the way fucked up. I seen y'all J.D. at Janet, nigga.

What you think I'm coming in here with? What I just said, Eman? Yeah, look, get on your phone, nigga. What I said, Eman. You better get on your phone, boy. You better get on your phone, boy. Why is it so unbelievable to think at y'all ages today. And in y'all shape.

And in y'all shape. That y'all would have a hard time with a Janet Jackson. We ain't talking about the chick that work at fucking La Marina. We talking about a seasoned professional who's in shape, who is on tour right now. Why is it so hard to believe that you would have a hard time handling Janet Jackson?

This why. All her songs tell me how she act when she gets some fire up inside her. Jane never made a song saying, I'm fire nigga, get away from me. Jane never made a song telling me. What? Jane never made a song telling me.

You didn't hit that Velvet Rope album? What? Thank you. What the fuck are you talking about? Thank you. What song you want me to play on Velvet Rope? Go to it, go to the album. It's got it right here, I got it right here. It's pulled up.

That's one of my favorite Jane albums. Fucking love that fucking album. Jane ain't gonna break that Velvet Rope to come get real like this, man. It's got it right here. I got it right here. It's pulled up. That's one of my favorite Janet albums. I fucking love that fucking album. Janet gonna break that belt for real to come people real. Fuck you talking about. Miss you, Joe. When I think of Joe. When I think of Joe. Y'all must have forgot who Janet was.

Dog, pick any of the sex symbols from our life. I'm betting on Joe when they turn 62. What is he talking about? I'm not sleeping on Janet, but when Janet get 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, I'm gonna put her in an emergency room. What the fuck is he talking about? I don't know why you keep looking at me.

I don't agree with nothing you niggas are saying. I'm backing down from it. Cause you'd be giving out mid. I don't agree with nothing you niggas are saying I'm not backing down from it cuz you'd be giving out mid I Didn't mean to disrespect you like that Janna you lucky you don't listen to shit. Yeah, we are we are comparing I pull up to where you at nigga Let me stop I'm joking. I'm joking Moving on moving on moving on is there anything else important or unimportant that we need to get to before we end this broadcast? I had a lot of fun with y'all today.

Good energy. Good energy. The ball moved around a lot. I don't have nothing that I have to get to. Me and Ish will have our kidnapper conversation on Patreon. We will, but I noticed when I walked in here, and I wasn't here on Friday, so I have to ask the question now,

and I noticed that Ish was eating Swedish fish just about five minutes ago. So the scales are over there. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Did you all get on the scales? Because time is a-ticking. Yo, listen to Rat and Rita.

Number one, I got one fish from Imani. Did I not? A single fish? You took about two. One. It's like two. Don't take a single Swedish fish. I swear on everything, I ate one fish.

He's supposed to have sworn off candy until, what is it, August 1st? Is that what it is? Is that what it is? That's not what I swore off, but that's okay. Okay. You just swore to leave it. He said he was gonna lose his 30 pounds.

Ish didn't, for your question, Ish hasn't publicly stepped on the scale. We did it off-cam. He did step on both, but we didn't do it on camera. Oh, why didn't we do this on camera? The bets are on camera. We just forgot. Oh, we know.

Well, the cameras are rolling. You want to go grab the scales and bring them right in? I don't know where the scales are. Oh, no, no, no. You guys got the scales. Oh, shit. Yo, look at these three niggas. Look at these niggas.

You want to grab that one? I got niggas like this. These niggas is crazy. Put it by the white chair. No, no, no, right there. Right there. Here we go, sir. These rat ass niggas, yo.

No, you're a bad bitch ass nigga. Oh, and I was wondering why there was two. Okay, so one is digital and one is analog. Just in case. And make sure you take your shoes off too. And you stuff out your wallet. We do have two scales, one digital, one analog, four-ish.

We just want it on record, whatever he weighs for our bet. Take your watch off bet that by August. You want to be the official? Yeah, go ahead, man. Rang, rang. Go ahead, man. This is for our bet that by August 1, Ish will lose 30 pounds. 30 pounds.

I think we're talking about from 255 to 225, but we need an official. We need it to be official. What it look like, Big Mal? He lost some weight. It was 255 the other day. So are we starting it from 250 or 255? A lot of water weight. 250. No, it's accurate from 250 or 255? A lot of water weight. 250.

No, it's accurate. 250. 251. That's five. 250.7 is 251. All right. OK. So that's where we're starting from today?

251. I mean, he ain't going to show my achievements I had over the weekend. I ain't even. That's what I'm saying. So 255. So you're starting at 255. So August 1, you'll be at 225.

No, but this is in front of the cameras. I'm sorry. This is when this is in front of the cameras. This is when it counts. Cause y'all could be lying. I think you can drive. Cause listen. My question is when you stepped on the scale, you said Friday you stepped on the scale.

Did you empty your pockets then? Cause you might have about five pounds right there. No I didn't. Oh, all right. I wasn't here, so. We good. All right. Skinny face is getting chanting right about here too.

Mm-hmm. Okay, keep talking. This guy, man. Hey, Mel. Yeah. All right, now can we put our own like guesses in of how much weight we think he'll lose by August 1st? Like he got 30 pounds, he's saying.

I don't think that that's happening at all. I don't think he's had 30. So what are we? Sorry, sorry. You my man, you have no self control. When I was just eating a little sweet, nevermind. I wasn't eating nothing up there. In terms of sweets, you have no self control.

I got you, yeah. It's bags of them shit up there. I eat a bag a day. I got you getting it to like 242. 242, 241. 10 pounds. I think you're gonna fluctuate, you're gonna go back and forth. All right, so he got to like 242. 242, 241. I think you're gonna fluctuate, you're gonna go back and forth. All right, so he got you at 242.

You're gonna lose some weight. At least you got male. I got him losing about 15. That's what I'm saying. I got him losing about 15. Joe, no, I just have him losing a bit. Exactly. He may lose a lot of weight,

but I have him losing a bit. 20. 20? Yeah. 230. Hey, I got you getting about 235, He may lose a lot of weight, but I have to go to the bet. 20? Yeah. 238. I got you getting about 235, no less than 235. Alright. I'm leading now with my-

So our black folks can't win as a community, we don't have no faith in each other. No, because niggas be lying. That's why we can't win as a community. I'm going with a Normani record. This record is called 159 featuring Gunna and it's fire. Like to hear it? Here we go. Normani makes slaps. You just got to know that she makes them they probably won't be market what's all your money to call me I come through my tennis as you wanted two times on a cyclex in our rooms

Back on that vibe again It's hard to fight again Shit we can't hide again When I get you alone What you gon' do with it Don't talk too much just do the shit When I get you alone Don't talk too much, just don't be shy What you gon' do What you gon' do with it I can tell y'all talk, or you gon' like the things I do Sissy came up, shot, could leave, she mad when it's hot in the room

Fuck it, we ain't not a tomb Fuck these shrooms Lock you to the bed, don't let you move Baby, help me heal the pain This don't feel like less than I feel love in my veins Who this from? Tell me, babe We made love on drugs, the chemistry keep me sane Back on that vibe again

It's hard to find again, She we can't hide again When I get you alone, What you gon' do with me? Don't talk too much, just do this shit What you gon' do? What you gon' do? What you gon' do? When you text me where you at let me know you back gets me every time Know I let her do things my way baby And you live me every time Spend a long time tryna give away baby

But you catch me every time When you text me where you at let me know you back gets me every time I'll get you alone Alone What you gon' do? What you gon' do? I'll get you Don't talk too much just do this shit Whatever you want you gon' do with it That's brand new music from Normani featuring Gunna That record is called 159, available on DSPs

And then your phone rang this very second shout out to Normani And shout out to Gunna man, all you Atlanta niggas told me that Gunnar was finished in Atlanta. It was over He ready. He won't have a career no more I see a nigga to do two of the biggest shows back to back in Atlanta I ever seen and everybody had a blast out there. Also while I'm on just highlighting shit Monica McNutt ain't been back on first take since that little debacle they had Wow told y'all it's fucked up she was on the day after Monica McNutt ain't been back on first take since that little debacle they had. For real? Wow. I told y'all.

That's fucked up. She was on the day after and that was a wrap. That's fucked up. Grand opening, grand closing. All right, shout out to Monica McNutt. Yeah, for sure. For fuck's sake. What y'all got going on?

All right, man, I'm going to New York this time. This is new old music. Like I've been on a Fab Kick where I've just been listening to Fab mixtapes and albums and shit. Yeah, so my sleeper is For the Family. It's Fabulous Don Q Dave East. You ain't want to play the Fab for the Family with like Joe Budden. Nah.

The other For the Family. Oh, he redid our shit up, man. That's fine. He took me off. Alright. Did our shit up, man, that's fine, took me off, alright. Dadpiff.com World Premiere Damn, man. Guess it's only both of us.

Some niggas call shots, some call it fast. They say the ones close to push you when you on the edge. Grew up on the pissy mattress, never had a water bath. Screaming fuck the border edge, too busy chasing corner bread. Bathroom bagging up for an hour long. To play it off man I had to turn the shower on Coming out with baggies and a towel on, only if mama knew the type of shit that I was on I really know hustlers, doping, coke jugglers, you never get rich surrounded by broke customers You gotta learn to maneuver through the tight spots, 30 bite cops keep searching the nigga Nike socks I had to switch the stash up cause they might You gotta learn to maneuver through the tight spots 30 bike cops keep searching the nigga like socks

I had to switch the stash up cause they might watch Everything down is a bet, soon as the dice drop You get the strip jump and start off with 6 onions I'm fence jumping before the dog come sniff some Got a bunch of jail niggas talking on my sprint fussing Besides the money and bitches, you ain't miss nothing The love owe a power to hate, the drugs owe a power to play I baby blue powdered the rave, gold roll, a bunch of diamonds overcryin' her face

Never worried, I win my jury in and out of the state Road trip, say fuck a foreign, then Apollo is safe And if you seen it, how I seen it, then you gotta relate, it's dumb I was raised where it's cold at, the presidential was plain till Gabe froze back Oxycontin and molly, I really soul at, all black 3in' this feature paper Slottin' up first salve, knockin' the knee to Baker Javachi T, even the A-border, rock wallah Crown fried, hold dinner course, me like a I'm in Verdorf Goodman blowin' this feature paper Flowin' up first salve, knockin' the knee to Baker Javachi T, even the A-board a rock wallah Crown fried whole dinner cost me like five dollars in the zone

Playin' the commission off a shine album The shit they rappin' bout, we make believe Outside pumpin' and it was eight degrees Blunt it off for A for green Before the sour came, before niggas was drinkin' lean Ava Rex, Leva, some niggas listen to Tracy Lee I'm probably with a chick that look like Aymari 04, Crocodile Moories, I had the Gators green

My cousin said we the best, traffic in major geese Before me was reppin dream chasers, I tried to chase a dream Christian Dior cover my eyelids Ask my nigga Dawn who got the raw up in Highbridge Nuffin to eat, embarrassed to open my fridge Jig on repeaters, I think about it, cannot live Look, I'm tryna grab a Daemon Dash, get back on the freeway Shorty went to Memphis, brought it back up the beat cage

Hard knock life, Bentley back to the PJs And feds ain't got a clue, like they lacking a DJ Rock chains round here, they'll get you for real Put that Mac to your beanie just to get to a mill See I was young popping crisps underneath the big homies rapping and trapping trying to do it bigs homie Yeah, I put my bae on Burks shit I even bought a watch a little plain John first look that huzz look that mind said this ain't gonna work So I threw diamonds up in it like a Jay concert and told her hold it down and I just might base them

Yeah, you been around since I was chopping up the yay samples fuck the streets I've been in like a Jay-Con surf and told her Hold it down and I just might base them You been around since I was chopping up the yay samples Fuck the streets, all I want is state property And make sure I break off the niggas that hate properly And don't let them Jones talk about the gemstones We don't just blaze, we blow them out of their temples They gon' whisper like Keith the Sneak, that batik for Leif 730 freaky Zeke

But enough about the jewels, every summer we jam on them They take shots when you pullin out the lamb on them. Oh you mad? No, I had the camera on them Set a diplomat place for the fam on them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah And that was for the family Fabulous Don Q Dave East off a summertime shootout to tough I'm going to the West. This is Jason Martin, formerly known as Problem. DJ Quick and game Chupacabra. It's been called a dinosaur, a humanoid, a robot, and even the devil itself.

Burning its name from its favorite prey, the goat sucker, El Chupacabras stalks the countryside and cities alike. Chupacabras are a popular folk legend, but not everyone knows there are two different versions of the monster. Actually crazy, and God, they going Hollywood, they going Linux You starting back to blow or finish, before this sentence ended Just that feeling for that venom, hit em' Compton quick, we finna get em' Shot to easy, we can't forget em' G4 to the Cullinan, few revenue streams coming in Begin their call log, phones tapped by the government It's a different lifestyle, don't confuse me with them other men

Not near none of them bro, I'll smother them on mamas and commas Chachi Plaquiao independently speaking If we seen each other in still a livestock pretending we beefing Chachi Plaquiao independently speaking If we seen each other in still a livestock pretending we beefing Wide 105 freeway, car riding smooth as a sack sound I need a baker playing in the background Still no time to relax now

These niggas as hungry as 50 cent recording wank stand back down Wild times, niggas turning gangsta informant Stand away from niggas that got more excuses than lawyers Hold on let me break that down Meaning you got more excuses than you actually have lawyers Sometimes you gotta break it down for the slow niggas Knock them cut from their cloth, reap what you sow niggas It's just me, it's just me, yeah

My ad live like a negro spiritual, why? Some believe it is a freak of nature Others are convinced it was a culmination of mass hysteria But it's said to be a monster that doesn't normally hunt humans So why are we so afraid of it? From Soul Train linesines to Underground Railroads He ate his own flesh to survive Is what they gon' say when the tales told

Survive, nigga survive by any means The 45 is alive, it resides in many genes Life from start to finish Even though my soul's replenished I've been sippin' Hennessy out of dirty glasses At the homie's house, down to the last drop I can accomplish anything Long as my rag drippin' like MJ's curlin'

Billie Jean, I'm supposed to be a gangster Can't remember how many pills I took Mobbin' down Willow Brook, twistin' up my friends Lil' Red Riding Hood, oh God, I had the nigga shook I can hear the voices of my ancestors Mobbin' with the homies down Manchester My attitude be like a Negro spiritual New York niggas be like, DJ Quik, and The Game. That was fire.

Album is tough. Yeah, that was fire. Album is super tough. Well, Imani talked up. I'm going to Victoria Monet. It is a song from the Star Wars soundtrack called The Power of Two. Okay. Dope.

Star Wars brand. Go ahead ahead Victoria. And I think it's gonna be the good parts Don't wanna feel at all Vicks getting big scars While I was tethered to you, you good as straight to the truth And we so one in the same So all my pain is your pain You thought your soul was a necklace That you could wear it take off That you could rip it break off That you could trade in the dark

But you're my Torn Flame I feel the shame when they call me your name And you feel the same when you say you're to blame I feel ashamed when they call me your name Like work with myself, it just a losing game N-n-n-n-n-n-new ice and air Twin flame

Twin hum Twin flame Thought I had a life with you You know the power of two But tell me where was your heart When you ripped destiny apart While I was tethered to you You could've straightened the truth

And we stole one and the same So all my pain is your pain You thought your soul was a necklace That you could wear and take off That you could rip and break off That you could trade in the dark But you're mine Turn, play

I feel ashamed when they call me your name And you feel the same when they say you're the flame I feel the shame when they call me your name Play more with myself, it's a losing game I feel the shame when they call me your name Can you feel the same when they say you're to blame? Twin flame, twin flame I'm at war with myself, it's a losing game Victoria Monet, The Power of Two Victoria getting that Star Wars money, I'm not mad at her That was fire

That was tough What you got for us, Big Bell? You know, just sit over there and eat whatever the fuck you're eating. Mind your motherfucking business. Absolutely not. My song is Be Careful by Kaytranada featuring Thundercat. I just wanna see you move I only got your stuff for you Be careful how you look at me Cause we might not make it after all It's in our blood

I'm taking my watch Because you're taking too long Now you've rolled my eye And it's over We're not gonna make it You look so good I think I'm gonna pass out I think I'm free to do hard Let the phone ring, just can't tell me you're over This might get a little rough I just wanna see you move

I only got just a few Be careful how you look at me I like your hair and the way that you walk It really turned me on Let me finish my dream and turn down the lights I'm gonna give it to you Let me catch your lips and to your neck I wanna play in your ear Girl you got me high, once we start breaking stuff Just let me get the keys out I just wanna see you move I only got your stuff for you Be careful how you look at me

Cause we might not make it after all That is Kaytranada and Thundercat be careful. Sleeper, Kadeem Nichols, fire record called Beautiful Mess. Come on! But do you realize every mark, every flaw that you gave Makes you such a work of art Cause you can be complex, difficult, strong-willed or fearful And nothing seems to change the way I feel You try to hide your scars But they make you who you are And they're special to me You're a beautiful mask That's what makes your soul so perfect

For me, for me No need to hide behind those filters Throwing it all in your pictures Can't you see, you're a masterpiece And even when the makeup's gone Baggies, sweaters, sneakers on No need to try, I wouldn't lie to you So don't lie to you, wow

So don't change who you are You could be goofy and sexy Wrapped up or messy, I don't care And even if things change I will make sure to love you the same You're a beautiful man That's what makes you so perfect for me That's what makes you perfect for me

You're a beautiful man That's what makes you so perfect for me So perfect for me You're a beautiful man So glad I found you So perfect for me Beautiful man For me My beautifulness, your birth, in every kind of way

My beautifulness, that's what makes you super best for me, on me Looks good, man Kadeem Nichols, a beautiful mess Fire record, man, fire artist That was tough Nah, that was a good little slap, man I see what you're doing That was fire

Paola? Yep, I didn't say that Wow What you said? Paola? I didn't say it You said, I see what you're doing I'm not mad at y'all Paola sleepers when they fire Like, Imani last two Paola sleepers, I bought them shit, so I don't say that. Wow. What you said? Paola? You said I see what you're doing. I'm not mad at y'all Paola sleepers when they fire. Like, Imani last two Paola sleepers,

I bought them shit, so I don't care. Not Paola, it was the last three. Dave France, homeboy that he's monitoring. Monitoring. Yeah. Imani got his eyes to the streets. Nigga pull up some fire unknown niggas. About to get this fire published.

He fired the fire unknown niggas, boy. Now you're killing that shit. Last three people are people that are really dope artists that I know and have worked with. How much of they pub you got? I don't got no pub on none of that. None at all. How much of they pub you want?

I don't want any pub. You're thinking a line. Honorable, not noble. Word, now that's peace. Noble, noble man. Just great, great people I've worked with who helped me out before now. Paying it forward.

Paying it forward. This is paying it forward. Put a spotlight on it. Paying it forward ain't fun for a pod. Paying it forward and sideways. And getting paid off of it going forward. That's more fun for a pod. All directions.

You guys were paying it forward like the gift of giving, none of that is great pod. I would never do payola, guys. The roller coaster is more fun than the merry-go-round. Do what you want. Man, shut up and go ahead. What are you talking about? At the end of the day, the day got to end. The day got to end. At the end of the day, the day got to end. Speaking of shit ending, man. Yo man, if you are an upcoming artist hit at the only E-Man-y. That's not my name. And if you are an upcoming artist hit at the only Emani Music. And if you are a lady looking for a plus one to Curlfest hit at the Melissa Ford and Melissa Ford looking for a curl fest

friend and if you listen out there and you know Janet Jackson don't hit me in this nigga We're definitely gonna see this clip. Here I am, stop. What if it lead to somebody beating? Hey, salute. Just don't let her tap y'all out, that's all I say. Hey Janet. Oh, yeah.

Don't look any further. Hey Janet, don't look any further. All them white backup dancers. Now man, fuck with real niggas. Oh, man. Now man, bring you right to that Walgreens in the hood. Let everybody see us. That's what niggas do. That in the hood. Let everybody see't trying to bring it to the hood, man.

You done, you done, Mel. If niggas bring Mel to the hood, it'll do a little something. Yeah, it'll do something for a nigga to bring Mel to the hood. Stop the fucking hate campaign, it does a lot. Talk your shit, Mel. It does a lot. Ay-oh, ay-oh, Mambe dee-bye-oh. Yo, keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there.

And I'm playing on Mel for a good name. It would do a lot for some of you niggas out there. For the niggas that have been around, have been around. He always finds a way. Take Mel to the little store, get her some pork skins. Some funnions. Some shit she can, get her some pork skins. Some funnions? Some shit she can't get for the burbs. Some grape drink.

Some drink! Wait! What you know about the Clintons? Wait, that was racist! That was as hell, man! Mel! Some grape drink? I mean, am I lying though?

No. There. No, but it's still racist. I'm sorry. That was racist. Keep us in your prayers,. No, but it's still racist. That's racist. I'm sorry. That was racist. Keep us in your prayers, and male, because you racist as hell.

Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time we bid you a due farewell. Adios, Sariva Durche, Oscar LaVista, au revoir, so long, goodbye. Or goodhead, nah, that suffice here and there. Remember, life is a series of moments, and moments pass, so let's make this one last as if it's all we have.

Again, rest in peace to cousin Earl, rest in peace to Angela Bofield. Last but certainly not least, the baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Ladies, please bring sun dresses back. Please, please bring sundresses back. Hey yo, mama hey yo, mama you bio, hey, I mean. Yo, I gotta go look up what that nigga be saying, yo. Just gotta ask DeVito, DeVito wrote that, right? No. No, he didn't. You know who wrote this? No.

The lady that told the story about Michael Jackson, the Prince. Oh, that's fire. She also wrote Man in the Mirror, she's fire. That's fire, man, that's fire. She also wrote Man in a Mirror. She's fire. That's fire. Man in a Mirror trash. It says JT had traces of Mali, poppers, Truvada, and Coke in his bloodstream. Oh, yeah.

He was in the Hampton. Oh, yeah. Truvada. Wow. Anti-HIV shit. Yeah, that's Special K. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

Like Pratt for one of them shits. You know the Jacoby? It sure the fuck is. All right. I'm going to turn the music off. Y'all are exposing people from the media. It's on, it's everywhere. So that means it's alright for us to do it.

Well, it's everywhere. Say it. He said it. Damn. Yo, let me cut the music back. Yo, hold it down man. Everybody enjoy a beautiful, beautiful week. We got great weather in New York. Hopefully wherever you at, you have great weather as well.

Shout to all the ladies out there, the dope boys, the scammers, all the happy couples, and all the couples on the verge of breakup, man. We love y'all. We'll be back same time, same place this weekend. Something South Carolina. I'll see y'all on Saturday, man. Doing it up for Earl.

Aunt Catherine, get the greens ready we there Hey, my dear, let's have a good night Don't look any further Hey, my dear, let's have a good night Don't look any further No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,