The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 755 | "Big Boris"

Episode Date: August 31, 2024

Heading into Joe’s birthday weekend, the JBP begins this episode reacting to the best use of A.I. in music to date (29:30) before turning to a number of new projects and singles that were released this week (33:03). Big Sean drops ‘Better You Than Me’ (33:28), Doechii releases ‘Alligator Bites Never Heal’ (49:34), and the room debates whether the numbers surrounding Travis Scott are believable or not (1:02:53). Also, a clip of Mendeecees and Yandy leads to a conversation about wearing wedding rings (1:25:05), Joe doubles down on his Boris Kodjoe/Steph Curry take (1:31:08), Cam Newton’s interview with Dr. Bryant (2:00:38), QueenzFlip takes Melyssa Ford to Homie Court (2:21:34), Part of the Show returns (2:37:48), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden  Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Omah Lay - “Moving” Ice | Juelz Santana, Meek Mill, Jim Jones, & Rowdy Rebel - “Boyz In Da Hood”  Parks | Tay Bell - “Who Gon Love You” Ish | Kehlani (feat. Lucky Daye) - “When He's Not There” Melyssa | Liza (feat. TOBi) - “Back For More” QueenzFlip | Skinny Fabulous & Nailah Blackman - “Come Home” 

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Oh man. They got a deal with you. Yeah. Wait man. They got a deal with you. Oh man. They got to deal with you. Yeah? Wait man. They got to deal with you. Oh man, what you want me to do man? What do you want me to do? Hey, how y'all doing man? Feeling good. Feeling good. Let me close the laptop so they can look at my skin. I'm looking at Flip.

Really can't be with the shades on huh? The lights is hurting my eyes. Flip is a little under the weather, glad you made it out. You want to tell your story or you want me to tell your story? I told you outside and I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you.

I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told eyes. Flip is a little under the weather. Glad you made it out. You want to tell your story or you want me to tell your story? I told you outside, nigga.

I shitted outside in Brooklyn. I threw up and shit at the same time. Wanted yourself? Nah, I don't want to. What you wipe with? Got JR get the wipes. You know, JR wasn't too far. Right, man, right there.

And you know I was dealing with shit and shit. He hold you down in every circumstance. JR wiped you? He need a raise. That's weird. No, he didn't too far. Right, and man right there. And you know what I was dealing with? He hold you down in every circumstance. JR wiped you? He need a raise. That's weird. No, he didn't wipe me, but JR, because it was a lot of, so I ate a hot dog.

In the street, I was hungry. I was waiting for Nile and the team, so I was waiting for a while, I was sat on, then I ate a hot dog. Nigga, about 11 o'clock. Yeah, nigga. I had to throw up and shit at the same time, but I thought it was just something that,

I said, all right, cool. That's number four. Yeah, that's it. They got two of the possible niggas. My mom lived about 13 minutes away from King's Theater. That's too far. No, no, no, no. So I went outside through the back.

I took the security, I was walking like this. I was walking like this. I said, nah, they got the music was on the security, I was walking like this. You good, Flip? I said, nah, they got the music was on. He thought I was dancing, man. I didn't know you was crazy. Like, I went outside. The dude dances like that.

I went outside. I went through some sort of gate. I went outside. I was trying to go behind the trailers, but you know, at King's Stead in that place, yo, ho, what you doing? We had been there. Nah, I don't want to talk. I ran out the gate, nigga.

I went, like, between these two houses, I threw up first, and the shit started coming, took my pants down. Nigga, that shit was like a waterfall. I'm like, yo Jay, ah, happy pops. Yo, I think I'm out. Yo, I'm talking about myself. I shouldn't have threw up outside of Brooklyn, nigga.

You wanna hear more. I gotta do it, actually. What'd you hold onto, or did you squat? You have to, I can't show it, that's weird. But it was crazy. When you gotta use the bathroom in an emergency situation, that's when you find out which business owners in the town are racist.

Yo, he's right, bro. Absolutely. Joe was right. I would've shit it right in King's Theater. In the public bathroom? No, you wouldn't. I would've too. Yes, I would right. I would have shit it right in King's Theater. In the public bathroom? No, you wouldn't. I would have too. Yes, I would have. I would have too.

Before going outside. Are you being in the bathroom? But he didn't know it was coming. He tried to get outside and then he didn't have no more time. You know fat niggas can't control they bowels like we can. But it's not about controlling it. Fat people bowels be like.

And you said it was the runny one, like the. It was nasty. So it got on your pants. I went to the, almost, I think it. So it got on your pants. Almost. It did. It got on your pants. No, because I went to the doctor after. I went to LRJ and shit.

They said, like, they gave me some drips and all that. Said something that you ate. I was fucked up. I was fucked up, man. They gave you drips for your ass. When you throw up, you get dehydrated. Why everything so salacious? I threw up and shit at the same time.

You know how that feels to go out both places? No, I don't know. I've heard about it. I do. That shit feel like, hey, yo, Paul, I came out my nose. Yeah, that shit coming out. You came out of every hole, Paul. I ain't gonna lie. JR clipped me right on up.

Nah, I'm not like that. JR got me the wife. JR gets a raise. JR got me the wife. You get a raise. I love him. Shout out to everybody raise. J.R. gets a raise. He's got it. J.R. got me the wife. I love him. Shout out to everybody in the nursing homes listening.

Shout out to everybody in the facilities. You know the facilities where somebody got to help you go shit. You got to shit in the bathroom with the rail. I like that bathroom anyway. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's up, ladies? What's up, ladies? Can't really stretch out in here.

I definitely want the wheelchair back. Some help to the shower. They got a seat in some of those showers. Yeah, that's the one. I sit right there on that little plastic white seat. Bare ass. I sit there and I get a good clean. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't have no problem. Sometimes you get the rail by the about? This guy's a nut. I don't have no problem.

Sometimes you get the rail by the bed too. I get rails everywhere. I need rails. I need rails. This generation, we ain't got a life alert. I be in the house alone, stressed. Like, God damn, I ain't talking to nobody in days. I could just fall out in here.

Nobody know. Nobody that'll peep. I've been doing that, wondering if it happened, how long before you think somebody'll know? Yeah? Before somebody'll know. I don't know. I don't know. I've been doing that, wondering if it happened, how long before you think somebody would know? Yeah? Before somebody would know? Shit. I'm trying to think, if my son got the ability

to get somebody over here that could save me, rat bastard. Start looking at your kids different. Jersey hospitals better than New York hospitals? Yes. Really? Yes. Jersey, everything's better.

Yes. I got that. Everything in New Jersey is better. Everything in New York. I don. Really? Yes. Jersey, everything's better. Mm, I got that. Everything in New Jersey is better. I'm going to straight to LIJ. Everything in New York. I don't even know what that is. I thought that was like Long Island's college. LIJ, Long Island's college. Look, it's Long Island jail.

The jail. Long Island jail. It's Long Island Jewish slay. Committed a crime over there. I don't know what that is. Jersey hospitals are better than every other hospital. Based off of what? Cleanliness?

Based off the stats. Look it up. Yeah. There's a couple of New York ones that are highly rated, but... Thank you. In general, I think that might be true. Those are the ones you got to pay for, the big ones. Yes. Go in there broke.

Yeah, you're right. You want that Presbyterian? You want that Bloomberg? And them go to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. New York Presbyterian. That's facts. OK, so what ended up happening after LIJ?

Oh wait, we want to hear more from his asshole. Did you go back inside after the doo-doo? No, I got home and I text Ian. I got home and I got my father something. I promise y'all that you're people are listening. I promise y'all somebody out there mature is listening. Hey, I'm done. Hey, listen, we having fun, I'm done.

We're talking about my experience. I have a lot more to talk about. Please let me save my energy because there's some people I gotta get at today. There you go. There you go. Okay. There you go. There's some rehydration shit in there, man. I will. I'll take it.

Yeah, man. Thank you. Get right. I like you, Shades. You look good. I think I tried to ball some shade for you. You fell asleep on me, nigga. Yeah. Huh? Yeah, I fell asleep. Did you fall asleep for real?

No, dead ass. Seriously. You always ball shades for me. What's Yeah. Huh? Did you fall asleep for real? No, dead ass. Seriously. You always bar shades on me. What's wrong with you? How you fall asleep on me? Every time when it comes to me, you fall asleep, you're not home, while your car parked in front of the crib. All that shit you be doing.

Hint, hint. Let me go. Duh. You just handed it to yourself. What are you talking about? Flip could bar some shades for me, man. I really did fall asleep. I really did.

Got you. Let's see, let's see, let's see. Y'all good, y'all good, y'all feeling good? We're feeling great. We're feeling great. We're feeling great. Are you feeling good? It's your birthday weekend, bro.

Yes. That's all you get, bro. Well by the time this- Actually, it's your birthday now. Yeah, I mean, when this drops, it's- Y'all wanna sing too? Actually, my birthday. It really means it's your girl's second birthday. That's true, too

I don't think he believes you believe in shit like that. Hold up explain that one I don't believe in that. That's what they do. Yeah, they take your shit. Yeah Me thank God my wife I turn to Ray Charles, my wife, we said, what? Huh? Georgia! I'm not with that, you can't just, what? Enjoy your own birthday, man. It works with the shades, too.

Your girl birthday, your birthday is your girl's second. But is it the other way as well? Is her birthday your birthday? No, that's her first birthday. No. Yo, Joe, that's crazy. I know it is. I'm kind of surprised that you go for that.

The way you think, I'm surprised that you succumb to that, nigga. I'm being honest. Well, I mean my girl don't really know what submissive means. I've been spending the last year and a half trying to explain the definition and I point out when it's lacking. They're submissive when they want to be submissive. They're submissive when it behooves them. Dog, I be sending out big digits and get an hour submissive. I get a good hour of yes, yes daddy, it's your world. And tomorrow.

Oh my tomorrow. So that time of night. Shit, the Y extra clear. As soon as I want to go sit at that bargain Yeah, I'm gonna give me a trouble my birthday Like I have any help right Walk you're straight into the bitch. I walk straight into it. It's fine. Uh, alright.

Uh, vacationing. Uh, I hate it. Uh, I hate going. My wife hates going with me. The kids hate going. I still go. Because what is the difference of doing one more thing I don't like on top of not liking anything anyway?

What don't you like about a vacation? Everything. But it doesn't matter because when I do something I don't like, it doesn't bother me. I am a... That's all I'm used to. I am a very happy person hating everything throughout my entire life.

And my wife, she... You know, it's tough on her. She gets upset when I have a bad time. I don't, I don't, no, I knew it was gonna suck. And then I'm going to complain about it, which is something I do enjoy. That's what I like. Phil. Hey. That's what I do. Mic check one two one two mic check

Yeah, I mean 40 enough today 40 enough today Not really for you young whippin snappers we here for the who nanny yummy So I like to wake up on my birthday Smooth sounds. This is my prayer. Sensual sounds. Always doing it for the earthy hoes. Always for the earthy hoes. What else? If you were mine. That mean? Hey. If you were mine. I really on to go To heaven Yes sir Well, well

I'm on going straight Shout to wherever you might be listening from I'm woman free All the ladies, all the ladies out there All the guys here running All the virgos out there I'm moving, baby I'm moving All the birds go out there, woo Listen man

Listen man, this here is for the grown and sexy Remember that era? Remember the grown and sexy era that popped? It's for the adults out there It's not for the children out there It's not for the kids If you got any questions Oh, it ain't no one forgettin' No more than emotionally invested Showing you all my imperfections Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me Oh, God is good, God is great If I'm worth more than you could mend You've been married a long time, Flip So y'all know you gotta get in this bag when you're in the field

When you're in the field, it's gotta come on in the car one time I got you, don't worry about it, I got you, don't worry about it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Holding me tight, loving me right, giving me life All night you could be telling me lies Make your life better than my time The whole time, so dirty Tell me lies, make me cry, tell me time to hold, time to go, time to see Never would you take for granted, yeah

Cause with me now you could do damage, you, you could do damage Yes sir! It's for the niggas that wake up and get the house ready, get up clean and then shit. Niggas that wake up getting breakfast ready and shit. For the lazy heifers in bed still snoring. Mouth open, drool coming out of mouth. Getting breakfast ready and shit For the lazy hefferdas in bed still snoring Mouth open, drool coming out of mouth Shout to all the milfs out there, all the gilfs out there Ayy I'm running back the hand of time It's cool, all y'all gotta do is sit back and catch your vibe, man. Just let me get my birthday bag. It's alright.

Rock out. It's alright. You sit there and play with your ears. Sit there and look cute. You know what I mean? I love it. You're the only one with hair here. Well, Parks has hair. I'm Parks. Cute haircut, Parks.

Oh, thanks. Looking snazzy today. Bring back slow dancing in the club nigga Bring back the R&B set in the club Put us on inside Love held us tight But I need to feel your magic Yeah tonight It's the start of the time right Oh man, oh man, oh man

I need a R&B night I need a R&B night What you want last night? Nigga Dice Dollar told me to tell you happy birthday. You went to arm... You went to arm... Alright. What's wrong with you, nigga?

I'ma just hit the drops. I'ma just hit the drops. Why you invite him? He not coming the way I was. No job asked. He's in the hood. Why you invite him? That's the joke. Why you invite him? He not coming to where I was. New Joe Biden. It's in the hood. He ain't coming. And it's his birthday?

He's not coming yet. It's R&B night? It's parked. Dice Dollar was there. I don't know, you know. Fuck! The niggas say, yo, tell my Virgo brother Mouse I said, happy birthday. Dice Dollar, thank you for that.

It's fuck you, buddy. It's fuck you. Fuck you. How was it? It was alright. Skinny girls or thick girls in there? Barely any girls. Where were you? Oh wait.

An R&B night. An R&B night? Dice dollar what happened? What the fuck? An R&B night with no girls don't sound good. Yeah that's what I'm saying. Yeah that's what I'm saying. That's like being on. That's some bullshit.

Might as well throw on some fucking Wu Tang or something. Knock it off. This girl is... That's a good point. Hey, this girl, come on. Don't play with this. There wasn't even nobody there that night. That shit was me and Tye Tama.

Rolling dice. That's your man. I didn't realize. Rolling dice. Yeah, we'll just see it next time. That's all. What episode is this? 755. Welcome to episode 755 of the Joe Budden podcast brought to you by, powered by, sponsored by PrizePix. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few

really amazing people to my right, the beautiful, the intelligent Melissa Ford in the building. Hey! Big flippers in the building. Queens, get the money. Isch is here. New Jersey's finest. Ice is here. New Jersey's finest, too. New Jersey's finest square.

Parks is here. Omira's finest. Corey is here. Armani is here. Poe is here. Keeb is here. Ian is here. Erick Parks is here. Myra's finest quarries here. I'm on he's here poets here keep is here Ian is here Erickson is here people are here remotely and most importantly all of you guys are here How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling? You're looking good. Just smelling good. So happy to be here with you guys today Man feeling great feeling amazing feeling much better, you know? Yeah, I'm feeling much better. You got it all out. I'm feeling real shitty.

No, no, no. I came here to work, baby. I came here to work. That's good, that's good. That's great. You guys look good, though. You guys look good. Yeah, you crazy.

Isha Mell, Pauks, I love y'all. Love you back, buddy. Mell, I saw you on stage last night and didn't tell nobody invite nobody that's yeah What's up with this crew not inviting anybody to anything? I don't know can I get to the bottom of that on my birthday? It's a really good question like honestly I'd be bored too is everybody here that self-centered Yes, everybody here that in considerate or do y'all think y'all be being considerate by not inviting people

to some of your great shining moments? Where are you up there with DJ Cassidy? My man too. Okay, so it was the Caribbean Music Awards, the second annual Caribbean Music Awards, and I literally got asked on Tuesday or Wednesday, hey Mel, would you present? And I was like, it's my girl Monique, my girl Nandi, and my girl Mercedes that were putting it on. So I was just like, anything for you guys. That was it, that was literally it.

And then I was just trying to find something to wear. And that was it. So I didn't really even have the ability to invite anybody. I didn't know if you guys would wanna come. Of course we do. We support you, yo. That's it.

Did you not hear me and Imani when you were up there with Lucky Day? You wouldn't have wanted us there just for you. Yo, I feel like, yeah, that's it. Okay. Did you not hear me in the money when you were up there with lucky day? Like you wouldn't have wanted us there just Yes, actually yes. Yes. What happened when she was up there when she was where up there with lucky day? Oh From the stage What you was saying? Give me a second. Oh, matches. Work, bitch!

What the fuck? All right, man! Yeah, come on. You know what's in my bag. I know. Big man! I know. What the fuck they talking about?

What the fuck is they talking about? Let's go! All right, that's what I know. Hey, hey, girl, that's his pelvic. Girl, hey, all right, sit down now. At the end of the day, though, man's his pelvic, girl. All right, sit down now. At the end of the day though, now. They gotta end. At the end of the day, we need you to get more

reacquainted with your Caribbean side. You're not gonna just brush past your Bayesian side and you're not gonna just go there because all my homegirls ask me to do it. You're Bayesian. Yes I am. You're from Barbados. Yes I am.

And you need to act like it. Niggas was in the crowd, surprised to see you up there. They didn't know what the fuck you was doing up there. You know what I'm saying? They're like, oh, Melissa Ford. They're like, what the hell is going on? They're asking me questions. I don't know what's going on.

I don't know how you, you look good. Thank you. You're like Sheba or some shit from the Roman era. You had some like one sheet. You had a sheet on. She had a toe guard? This guy has a bullshit. I said, oh shit, she's like God's niece.

It was vintage Halston. You look real nice. My bad. But that's not the point. You hype about lucky day and all that, but be hype about the Caribbean Awards and be hype of where you from. I.

All right? Now you ain't tell niggas because you wanna push that shit to the side. Nigga, you wanna play the post-a-lodge. I'll punch you in your face right now with that fucking hand. White on black, white on black, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael.

No nigga. Don't fall off the chair now. Michael, Michael, Michael. For real. I will shoot you off the chair now, motherfucker. Michael, Michael, Michael. I will shoot you. They're asking me in the crowd, who knows she was here? No, I went backstage. I didn't know you were there. Major hype, like, Melissa Ford is here.

I said, where is she? Why Cleff was there? Oh, y'all niggas is, you frontin' on me. Yeah. I'm sorry. You just finished shitting out your nose. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not introducing you to anyone. Real quick, though.

I did have fun. My turn, nigga. Stop doing it. Unlike you, it was Labor Day weekend and your birthday weekend. It's not Labor Day weekend. It's Joe's day weekend. It's my birthday weekend.

I had fun. I was sitting next to Angela Yee, very nice lady, and I met the lady from the Jasmine brand. They said I acted a little funny. Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine, yeah. Jasmine. No, Jasmine said I acted. little funny. Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Sorry. No, Jasmine said I acted.

Jasmine shouts at Jasmine. Very nice. Yo. And Angelique said, yo, you just say hi to Jasmine. So I said, oh, I'm going like this. So she said, oh, that's rude. And I said, yo, did she talk about Joe? Yes.

Did they talk about Joe? Angelique said, no, no, they don't talk about Joe. They talk about Joe every chance they get. Jasmine brand, too? Yes. Jasmine. But the Jasmine? Yes. Angelie said, no, no, they don't talk about Joe. They talk about Joe every chance they get. Jasmine brand, too? Yes. Jasmine, not yet. But the Jasmine brand is bigger than just Jasmine. Jasmine. Very nice girl. You met her before? Yes, we are. Oh, very nice.

We are. We'll absolutely speak and... Yes, yes, yes. Because I asked, she said, no, we don't talk about Joe. No, they talk about, all the blogs like to talk about Joe, but it's fine. Okay, okay. So then I tried to shake her hand again to read your douchebag stuff. She's like, no, nigga, you check. I was acting fly. Angela Yee said her problem with me is that

she doesn't like my relaxed face because I be looking like this. Look, because I want to look mean, nigga. I don't want y'all niggas think I'm playing. I don't want y'all niggas think I'm joking, nigga. I'm serious, Tom. You look nice with your church parachute pants on. Yeah, I followed that nigga.

Yeah, man. I followed that dude. Yeah, man. I followed that dude. Yeah, I got it. I went and bought that shit. Like, yo, Joe, we having these shit on. Shit fly. I didn't see what he had on because he wasn't a presenter. Oh, shit.

I went on stage. I went on stage. You weren't a presenter? Over the afters. No, I went on stage with Nailah Blackmon when she won the award. I went on stage. Oh, just as part of, like, the crew.

Yeah, yeah. Some niggas had a problem with that. They was checking, like, what was your moment? Nigga, I'm Queens flip, nigga. They wanted me up there, nigga. I'm here. Okay. Yeah, my fault. I like flip with the shades, man.

Yeah. I fuck with shades. It was good, it was good, and it was great to see Mel there, man. You look, you look, I don't know, listen, I talk shit to you up here, but you be looking amazing, man. Oh, we got yeah, we got it Yeah, we got it control like not like that

Get a little drink Cuz she become a also bullshit justice, I know look at this no You don't like my I don't I don't look cute right now? Is that what you're trying to say? I look like shit right now? No. You do not look... I am not going to come up here dressed like a Grecian goddess.

I'm sorry. Okay. All right. That's a little overkill. But I appreciate you saying that I looked nice last night. Thank you very much. And I've never hidden that I was Bajan. Ever.

I never knew that. I didn't know that either. See? I talk about it all the time. I'm from Canada. Do you know how massive the West Indian population is from where I'm from? You talk about nothing because you put one of them t-shirts on with the flag on it. You didn't talk about it. She haven't been to Barbados. I that's a lie. I have been to Barbados. Not as an adult.

No, not as an adult. No, you're not Blasian. I didn't say I'm Blasian. I said I'm Bajian. You're not Bajie. I am Bajie. No, you're not. I am. When Nyla was up here, we had a whole conversation about where I'm from in Barbados. You pandered to the guest.

I was not pandering to the guest. We thought you were doing the mouse shit. You read a book. No. You're not Bajie. Bajie. B was not pandering to the guest. We thought you were doing the male shit. You read a book. No. You're not Bajan. Bajan, yes I am. So that's from where? Barbados.

It is a misnomer. People call it Barbadian. I'm like, do not call us Barbadian. It is Bajan. Do you know Dave Eaton is Bajan too? Yes. Where's Barbados to Canada? As far as fuck.

So what the fuck is going on? What is she's gotten lost? Help. Is that by Canada? You were born where? I was born in Canada. My father was born in Barbados. My father's family is from Barbados.

That girl. Yeah, niggas were holding on to their dad's shit. All right, all right. She tried to let it go. But she know she's not. That's the problem. She didn't try to hold on to it. All right, all right. She trying to let it go. But she know she's not. That's the problem. She didn't try to hold onto it.

Her dad got the fuck. Yo. You can't say, yo, yo. Hey, fuck my dad. Yo, there's a new trend going on. Don't let him say that. Where people just start repping for their dad. Girl, all right.

You wait. You bitch. My dad. Don't nobody. All right. You can't say what you're about to say. You can't say it. Let it go. She's Beijing and Rihanna's what's up to you.

You got it. You got it. She's Beijing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What? You make the face. What? What? Hey!

Hey! Me. I'm Shorty. What? Foxes. This is out. Yes. For Foxes, I broke this in Foxes. Hell yeah. This shit was only two minutes long. I had to make the shit keep playing.

Hey, it's a real n***a birthday. Making love, so come give me a hug. Get in the game and we'll have fun. I'm trying to front like I'm hype, but I'm not. You hype. I'm not hype yet. Not yet. I plan on getting hype.

I don't know where the hype is going to come from, but right now it's just mellow, smooth still. How are you feeling about turning 44? Are you having any introspective moments? Introspective moments? Yeah, about, you know, where... Every moment in life for me is an introspective moment. That's a fact.

They're all introspective. You will fucking think a hole in your head. I feel good. I feel good heading into 44. I feel grateful. I feel appreciative. Every year I normally start with like a whiteboard or just a vision board of just plans short and long term

and how I want the year to go. This year has gone amazing. A big part of that is you guys, my relationship with you guys, how special y'all are to me. Really appreciative for the people that helped to make the brand business and lifestyle of Joe Budden Run from the drivers to the white lady to

talk too much at the VIP shit when Keith took us to the airport. Everybody from Martha to Marnie is just too many people that that are instrumental in how I function and going into 44 I'm just grateful. I'm grateful, I'm glad. That's dope. The hoes still love me. You know what I mean? They moms, they moms still love me. You know the crazy shit, we had to let him get his shit off because if that was us saying that, he would have told us, man, shut your ass up, man.

We had to, how it feel, you feel good? My girl, shout out to you. Yeah, shout out to the family. Just everybody, my parents, my kids. I feel good, I feel. You appreciate this shit as you get older. The time goes by faster. Mm-hmm.

That's true, that's true. As you get older. The B King News, him passing at 39, I got right on the horn to give my estate shit together. Mm-hmm. I got right on the horn to get that together. I can't, I don't wanna take any of this for granted. So I feel really, really, really good.

Some of you know about some of my personal milestones. And that's it really. I was just going to chill and not do too much, but. Nah, fuck it. Yeah, no, no. Threw a little dinner together at the last second, a little after-ease kickback. Hopefully I see each of you there. We're going to turn up for you, bro.

And that's that. Yeah, we outside. Gonna have a slice. We outside. Yeah. Gonna have a slice. Retractable roof. Ooh.

Yeah, man. A little something. Think my girl is giving me something that's not a passport holder. A little wallet. A belt. No, never mind. Socks.

Your girl. You rich and ready. That's funny. Ready against someone that has everything. Please. A passport holder? What is that? Was it fancy though? Was it like a Prada one? There's no such thing as fancy once you learn that when it's time to use the passport,

the nigga you showing it to gonna say, hey, take that shit out of here. At that point, there's no such thing as fancy. I used to be thinking I was killing shit. Them niggas, man, get that shit out of here. Give me the old, give me the original Target. Get one right from Target. My girl got one.

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God's work. All right, where do y'all want to begin? What's important? What's not? I don't know if y'all want to get into an in-depth music conversation Are we gonna tell the truth about some of these drops? I was rather frustrated this morning I just say I download about 10 albums last night and Just talk about it. All right. We won't start with there's a lot of shit dropped today. It did come on ice Big Sean Sean Big Sean dropped this was the

Revised version of the album after it leaked so cuz he went back in filled in the blanks. Yeah better me than you Is the name of this project? Big Sean is fabulous for this generation Was it good? Holy shit. Wait, excuse me fab. He's fab for this generation. Was it good? Holy shit. Wait, excuse me? Fab, he's fab for this generation. Oh fabulous.

He walked right out there with it. Yeah. He didn't hesitate at all. Wow. And I don't know how to elaborate more without potentially offending someone. It's not a bad thing. It's just a thing to me.

That's what I got from putting press and play this morning. I wanna want I want to try to challenge him, but I can't I'm trying to think he Wait, but when my only thing is fabs longevity is yeah is Yeah, but for this generation is yeah, they track yeah, dude did did did we not enjoy the project? I know it just came out, it might be too soon, maybe we need another listen, maybe we needed to grow on us. I needed quite a few more listens. It's the guys.

What, man? It's hard for me, I compare artists to their discographies. It's hard for me to hear Dark Sky Paradise, Big Sean, and then hear- You're finally famous, Big Sean. Yeah, this, it's gonna sound really fucked up what I'm about to say and I apologize if anybody gets offended, but I'm just not a fan of mental health

rapping Big Sean. Like the therapy, the meditation, all that positivity, it just don't sound right in the music. No, no, no, it's authentic. It's who you are today. Okay. But it almost feels like something's missing now in the music. Like you've gotten to a place of peace and tranquility

in your life that it don't sound good in the music. And that's not fair because you want somebody to better themselves however they need to. So it's almost like the critique that Mary J. Blige used to get a lot. Whenever she was in pain, she made really good music, but then when she was happy, people were like. I wouldn't say that,

because I don't feel like he was putting a ton of pain in some of the music that we love from him. That's why I don't, it's not that. It wasn't pain, it's just, he just sounds too peaceful. You're like Chance Jr. Yeah. It's like, he just sounds so peaceful. You're like Chance Jr. Yeah. It's like Chance Jr. Like on this project, I heard a lot of,

oh, I love my wife so much. And then when I'm heard, I'm calling my family. My family tell me that I gotta keep going. And when I keep going, I stand on my stool, I'm staging a house, I can get rid of these demons. The devil is biting me. Like, dog, like respectfully respectfully because I like that shit, I just don't like Him doing it without big budgets that way

I feel like what you're saying and a little bit of what you're saying is kind of what I'm saying with I Like my big Sean with a bigger budget because dark dark dark sky paradise And I mean, this may be credit to Drake, but Blessed is kind of a mental health record. I live the life I deserve.

Funny how they made an end to that, but he just made it work. He's dressed up in a way that's not so on the nose. Yeah, the beat was dark, the hook is fire, like he's given us fly mental health bars before. I just don't like it without the big production and the big hook. I don't want to sound like I feel like we're being hard on Sean because the album's not bad. It's not bad. It's not a bad album. So where's the big production? It's not a bad project.

How's the big production missing? Does it have something to do with him being independent and funding it himself or something? Well this project don't say independent. It says whatever the new name of Def Jam is, Def Jam umbrella, Def Inc., whatever they did, licensed by Def Jam, licensed by UMG, all of that under there. So real quick, if we, if I asked you guys to elaborate on a fabulous correlation, it would offend somebody. Potentially. I don't wanna dive too deep. I mean, he's been around Fab, so I would wanna hear,

cause he said that you jumped right out there, so obviously there's some basis to your claim. So I wanna hear what he had to say about that, cause he's been around and he understands. I'm not mad at the correlation. I don't understand though, cause Fab, I don't understand. I just don't understand. I don't understand though like what like cuz fab I don't understand I just don't understand fab had a great career to me. For sure it's not a knock it's not a knock I'm not saying it's a bad thing. Yeah but I don't understand the correlation. Saying that he's

this generation's fab. Yeah like he's just kind of like well he's not Hoff, he's not and Sean is not Drake he's not at that level he still still makes very good music, it just doesn't necessarily reach to that. Oh, it's not like both of them had the potential to go to that next level and never got there. Yeah. And that's not a shot. Yeah, like there's a ceiling. It's not a shot, yeah. And it's not a shot, but it sounds like a shot. I see what you're saying.

It's not, it don't sound the nicest, but it's not a bad thing. I see what you're saying. It don't sound the nicest, but it's not a bad thing. But maybe. See, I mean, for me, one of the only differences between them two is Fab had a really, really, really deep girl bag. Sean's got a lot of girls. I know Sean's got a girl bag.

I just don't think it's on par with Fab's girl bag. That's my opinion, one. And two, Fab was embraced by every MC in his era. Yes. There was never another MC That was trying to hinder him blackball him challenge him or just hold him back And I think some of that does exist for Sean Like Sean's class. I don't feel like was the kindest to him, especially when he wasn't around yet Yeah, but but Sean's class, he still got in the, he was able to get out there with all of them cast

the same way, same way Fab was. He's got records with basically everybody. Everybody from that era, Sean has records with. On the strength of Kanye. Maybe. Whatever reason, he has those records. I understand that. And he big Sean on them records.

Fab never had a Kanye. That's true, that's true. That is a big difference. Fab never had a Kanye. That's true, that's true. That is a big difference. Fab had Klu and Dora. Yeah, that's true. Shout out to Klu and Dora. Oh, for sure shout out to Klu and Dora. Hey Dora, thought you were supposed to call me.

Dora never called. Anyway. Was there any standout features on this album? Apologize where it sounds like he's speaking directly to Kanye. That sound, look, apologize to me sounded more like the sound I was looking for for Big Sean. I like the, this record was good, I like Erin Ellen Cain. She bodied it. Oh wait, sorry about that.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. We live. What is happening on my phone? Please, excuse me. Pardon me for this ghetto bullshit. Damn, why phones? No, I had a needle on fucking repeat early. Let's see, here we go.

Big Sean, apologize. Here we go. Are we live? No, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes. We live. Yes. I'm just playing it from the phone so we can talk over it. Yeah, got it, got it, got live, yes. ["We Live"]

I'm just playing it from the phone so we can talk over it. Yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it. But this is kinda, if he was gonna go that way, this sounded a little more like what it should sound like to me. Yeah, it's something where the choir's supposed to come in. Comes in at the end, but it's nice.

Yeah, yeah. Talk to Kanye real wave. It's apologize Fake ass, snake ass You say you sorry when you not Dougie Gray, bitch you gotta lie Holy shit. Only thing you good at ain't no way I'm going out

Like that, like that I ain't mad at you but I ain't forgot But I ain't forgot I'ma hold your ass accountable a lot Oh surprise I'm on top Why would you ever deny You go plod against me apologizing You want to say you sorry when you not want to be friends and do business man How could we talk about me cuz you lost the privilege to talk it to me? Yeah Yeah, throw some dirt on him Shawn grave now do what you best that nigga lie Give me this bass. Give me the time. All right, you get the point. Yeah, you get the point

I I enjoyed that what record you said parks that was the record I was talking about with the the the girl singing at the end one of these at the top I fucked with was it typecast Yeah, I think I like typecast again, I only heard this album at 6 a.m I hate when I talk a quick two times I got pepping in my blood got my man girl in the tub while she wearing this some suds at 6 a.m. a quick two times on a run through. I got pimpin' in my blood, got my man girl in the tub while she wearin' in some suds, I done boss up to the point

that all I care about is love, turn the family all execs know she's thing is rich enough, too real under shines teachings, acronym for trust initials in the sheets, got my logo in the rug built in alarm clock, ain't gotta tell me to get up when I walk in the arena, I feel like I'm Jerry Bush. Buss it. And we shut Yonko Chela, they thought it was Harry Styles.

Except the skin, same color as a black amount. You know what it is? What's the problem? And this has been a complaint that other people have had about Big Sean for years, but it didn't really stand out to me until this album and maybe the last project, I guess, due to the production budget being a little different.

Sean's flow and delivery just be so... Monotonous? Monotone. Yeah, yeah, it's just like, you're not... Which is the only thing that Fab kinda sometimes has to. You're not really, it almost sound like you don't even, you're not even putting no effort or nothing until you just, lackadaisical on the beat.

And it just makes it almost, it almost makes the song sound a little boring here. Even if you're saying fly shit. Yeah, yeah, like the way you say it also matters a lot. That's true. It does. And with some of the other records, the features that he's been on, he had bigger production. So it could craft around it a little bit, make it sound a little bit better. Or you just

might have been in the room with some killers and you tried to step up your delivery and put more effort in. Or you're in the room with Kanye or no idea. I want to ask that though, real quick. Is it the Kanye effect where when Kanye put his hand on you he gives you so much and and you reap so much from, you know, I guess for the production. I think you just learn in being around those situations. I know, but when you leave it, when you leave it, when you leave him. Now you gotta do it yourself.

Now you gotta do it yourself, but it's not the same. It doesn't hit the same. Or you might got your homeboys in the studio that's just like, oh, that shit's not good. Even production-wise or even like, it doesn't hit the same, right? Has anybody seen a good side after the Kanye effect, if you understand what I'm saying?

Has anybody left Kanye and still went up? And still elevated, yeah. No. Yeah, probably not. No is the answer to that. It's a great question and no. 2 Chain saw his peak with Ye. He lives on a lot of resources besides just the beats.

Pusha T keeps going up That's true. He was he was with Pharrell Saying that left. Yeah, but what do you mean keep going up? And he also hasn't really fully left the eight that we've heard yet Yeah, well, I mean, I'm just talking about pushing this and also if he leaves yay, and then falls back to Pharrell And then he's okay like he's still got tutelage and people to push and share around him got it What a fucking nice, nice fucking double bed situation. For real.

I get to leave Kanye and hit Pharrell. Right. Yeah, I don't expect that guy to ever leave. And I got McDonald's money and Arby's money and all this other money, I don't expect him to ever leave. Yeah, no, I don't see it. No one at all. Yeah, Design had to don't see it. No one at all. Yeah, Desiigner had to hit the whack off.

Oh man. Oh man. Desiigner had to go rattle that snake after Kanye left. Who was on Good Music with Big Sean? Then Tiana had that public fallout with Kanye about some shit he did. Kamin got away from him, started reading children's books. Yeah, okay Kamin, okay.

When did Two Chains get away from him started reading children's books. Yeah, okay, okay. When did when did two chains get away from Kanye which project? Cuz I'm thinking boats boats was was boats is Pharrell I don't know His debut album not debut. Excuse me, but his album that had no lie and all that that was Kanye. That's Kanye The very next album was Pharrell. Okay. The very next album was Pretty Girls Like Trap Music. That was a great album.

Which is a great album. That's probably my favorite. Which was better than the previous two. So we could say that 2 Chainz actually had an impact. What about Numberwise? What did it do Numberwise and Impactwise? You know, with that album with the 2 Chain chains on it, you know what time it was. You know what that was. Everybody move.

Yeah, but that was also with a lead single of No Lie featuring Drake on that album. That wasn't the lead single of that album. No Lie was. No it was not. I bet you. Oh shit. Votes. Of the album I'm talking about. No Lie was not the lead single. He did the chains on two albums.

No Lie wasn't the lead single Based on true story and it was the first single yes, no boats is the next um based on a true story is Bo ATS This is boats to I'm looking at I'm talking about the first the first one got you got you got you It's no lie is the single that nigga know so spending it is from where hard Yeah, spend it was a mixtape record from True Religion, the DJ Drama Gangsta Girls album. That wasn't even an album. Well, this album had 90 singles.

So, I mean, he didn't rest his hat on, I got a Drake single. That album got 90 singles. But that first single was that, which did it for that album. He couldn't do no wrong. No, I couldn't. He wasn't fine. He wasn't lying.

I know what you're saying, but he was he could do no wrong at that time. But back to back to be sure. Back to be sure. Yes. I'm a little bit more. I only listen to it one time skim through early. I gave it a quick two listens. There was a. I like the record with with Gunnar. It is what it is.

I did like that superstar record. And I guess it's it's the it's the first song. Iconic. Uh huh. I fuck with that one. I did the expectations. He didn't meet your expectations. I don't have expectations for which I don't know what to get with Big Sean today. So I really went in with no expectations.

But at the same token, there are some, you have a classic project. So after a while, I am gonna just run back to that. Like, all right, cool, this was all right. This is where you are today. This is what you want today, cool. It's not fully for me off the first listen, I can just go right back.

But I have this in the tuck, so I'm cool. Got you. And I mean, I'm happy for Sean. If he's in a happy mental space and, you know, then that's all that really matters at the end of the day. True story. Yeah, I guess. I mean, how can we hate on that?

You can't say that, Dero, you can't say that. We hated on it when Chance did it. All of us collectively hated on it when Chance came out and said, y'all, I'm living good, I'm happy, I'm healthy, and I'm all about my family now. We sent him back to disrupt his family. But Sean still got some shit on his album. Chance ain't had that. But we need to hold ourselves accountable.

We sent Chance to go and divorce. And what did he do? Niggas always choose work. We're going to choose work. He went and divorced. And has been rapping hard as ever since. I just want to point that out. Toxic.

Yeah, that's crazy. Your girl at home is either going to make your bars the best thing they've ever been or she's going to bring them all the way down. Y'all don't want to hear that sometimes you got to keep the toxic shit up in the house for the sake of the bars. 20 years I was running around just freestyling toxicity in the house.

Hey, we got a rap to make a living. It ain't no time for flowers and cupcakes. Nobody want to hear that happy shit. Yeah, nobody want to hear that shit. They want to hear it happy shit. Yeah, nobody want to hear that shit. They didn't want to hear it. Anyway. Anywho. Yeah.

And I don't know what TDE has against Sean, but they did it again with this Doshi project. Which I heard is good. I haven't listened to it. I like the singles that I heard before it dropped. I can't wait to listen to it, but. It's a long project. I got a couple songs through, and I'm like, all, alright, I like this but I have to really sit with it

It looks like I mean it's long in traffic Like the one time it is a runtime a long I was too long for this in the show and twice Mic check mic check one two one two Mic check mic check mic check one two one two New dope Mic check, mic check, mic check, one two one two New Doji Titty sitting up high, Miss nigga tough guy sipping on a Mai Tai Money on the uprise, left right uppercut Punchlines make em duck, right hooks up the cut

Platinum hits, fuck is up Pop star, rock star, dark skin bitch 24 inch waist, man dingo dick Do you wanna take a ride on our eco trip? Slow down when you're riding this ego stick. Like a cable, we jump hoes. If a bitch feeling foggy, tell her hop out. Bitch, like a cable, we jump hoes.

20 figures, get your whole life logged out. Bitch, I'm so expensive, so addictive. You get no attention. Bitches ain't fucking with me I make pinchins niggas penny pinchin Oh, sheesh You want some boy peanuts? That is hot

Who the fuck is a boy peanut? This is just me going in a row. No chips on my shoulder 2910 East Genesee Street Where niggas mix weed with they nicotine treats I wish I had a soda and a dime piece each So I could just get back and sip my lime and peach Easy breezy beautiful erratic Scatterbonded manic borderline addict I try to take this over, but I don't end up on a dead end Now everything I joke about just ends up on a reddit

Gator skin coat, Florida heat, no joke Feel like the tiger king, these bitches will mojo Leo the sun sign, I'm sippin' the Cosmo Make money like pronto, run Gucci, my pronto That's hard. Wow. Yeah, that was hard. I already copped it, but... It's rappity, rappity, rap rap, rapity,

rapping happening on here. But you see what I'm saying about how voice, inflection, you see how it combines with the production. It just makes your shit hit harder. And not for nothing, her tone is still monotone, but she makes it interesting. You know what I'm saying? Yes.

Them different beats. That was crazy. That production is ridiculous. You know I'm saying like yes them different beat this don't get Do she alligator bites never heal dope title to see it's crazy time Tde just proves that they they still in the artist development bag like this is a great Man, I mean she calls it a mixtape. Oh, okay. That's a TD bag. This is, this is. Hey, I thought it was all over. What's up, Dochi?

Hey, girl. You know, it's been a little minute since you and I. Let's just just come on. Title track, alligator bites never heal. Come on. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Title track, Alligator Bites Never Heal. Title track, title track, title track. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. See, I need Sean production to sound bigger. Yeah, this sounds amazing. Before she say a word on some of these joints, you hear her. You hear her. And the funny thing is the beat ain't even like complicated. Like I think Sean and them, shout out to this production team, cause they did a good job, but it's almost too much going on.

Sometimes just a simple little beat is all you need. Yeah, take me on a little ride This shit sound like Rolls Royce music versus Civic music On them bullshit ass speakers in the Civic No, this shit sound like Tyler the Creator music Yeah, a little bit, yeah Also the internet It's like Tyler the Creator music. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Also the internet. It sounds like the internet too. This shit sounds amazing.

And this is where you separate from the Rappity Rap. Let me get SZA to come here. Hey, SZA. Yeah, come on, do something now. Now hold up, you can hear it. I don't have enough amazing things to say about this Doshi project. If you have Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. to say that she jumps to the front of the line with that shit. I don't know who that is, but I will know. That's the point. People that have never heard of Dosha, this is a great intro. Yeah. Yeah.

I heard some singles, but I'm not, I bought it already anyway. I just didn't listen to it. I'm excited. She got my money. I'm excited. Tyrese dropped. I cut it off. Really?

Yeah, not saying it's not good. I am gonna get back to it, but the mood I was in when I was checking for music, his album was very Will Downing. His album was very slow and... Quiet storm type shit? And all, I mean, quieter than that. And all still mad at Shorty.

Can I add something? I saw that on the track list. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I knew what that was. Let me read this fucking track list and tell y'all what Tyrese is over here doing. I love that. Let me tell you, where the fuck is he at?

Here we go. Beautiful Pain, intro, Love Transaction, Wildflower. And Wildflower was the remake. I think you heard that. I played it. Beautiful pain intro love transaction wild flower and wild flowers to remake So he did this this is off of the Marvin Gaye shit he did that we heard already All right now That shit was crazy. Don't think you ever loved me. Ha. What happened to forever?

Here we go. Check Will Downing out. Let him go. Let me get his bag. Remember you were my baby We were supposed to last supposed to take over the world He liked her nothing. I run away run away right This therapy for him, it's cathartic at this point.

We're just on the journey with him or not. I want to hear this just not when I heard it. Impossible. Impossible right here. This bitch was impossible to deal with. Look, look, look. Be what you needed. Track eight, rescue.

Laying by your side. Finally another voice. Here we go. It doesn't say. There we go. There we go. Willing. I'm not gonna bleed y'all. Willing, bedroom bully, this man, neither one of us. Unbelievable. Poison. Let me hear what poison's on, man. This shit's an hour and 27 minutes long, too. So these songs is drag. He letting it go.

I'd like to hear Bedroom Bully though. See where he went with that. So beautiful. This bitch was poison. Bedroom Bully, look at your hot ass. I'm that sugar, you're lying there. Looking like a snack to me. Wait a minute now, this the song he texted you?

Y'all read for this one. Yeah, this? What? Y'all ran for this one. Yeah, this the song. Y'all ran for this one. You had this one for months, girl. Karana. Y'all, it's Karana. I'm the next step. That sounds good.

Nah, this don't sound bad. This shit sound good. The music sounds good. I just didn't want it. And his voice sounds amazing. Yeah. His voice sounds amazing. The music sounds beautiful, so.

Some of them songs a little too melancholy. He gotta get over her. And I see some of the audience said I was meeting him last time we reported on it. So I'm not trying to be mean. But nah, because at the same time, a lot of people out there be yelling, yo, we want that real R&B back. We want that pain R&B back.

We want niggas begging back. We want, I miss you back. He doing all this shit. I'm hurt over this chick and I'm putting it in songs. I gotta hear the words. He's doing, he's doing today's version of what the 90s R&B dudes was doing without the shit that they can't do.

Cause the 90s, you want me to tell you what the 90s? No, oh yeah. I can tell you what the 90s R&B niggas was doing right after they left that booth. And I can tell you who they was doing it to. We got classic. We got some slap. Oh, shit.

Stop. I fucked it up. In R&B, did you listen to Money Long Shit? Yes. Is it good? I did hear Money Long Shit. I looked at the credits and it looked expensive. It sounds expensive. It sounds expensive. But yes, I enjoyed it. I did hear Money Long's shit. I looked at the credits, and it looked expensive. Yes, it sounds expensive.

It sounds expensive. But yes, I enjoy it. I'm excited to listen to it. I enjoy Money Long's project. She's supposed to come up here soon. How word? I enjoy Kalani's project as well. She dropped?

I didn't know she dropped. She dropped something. OK. While you wait to? She dropped something. She got a couple of drums. I enjoyed Robert Glasper's jazz project. I saw it and it looked like a bunch of remixes

so I didn't press play. Oh, I just played it. I bought it and just played it. It looked like there was like a remix for every song on it or something funny. I didn't recognize none of that shit. Okay. Listen to John Legend.

I was about to buy John Legend until I saw it was a children's album. Children's indie rock album. Listen man, people out there expanding, trying something different. Sure, sure. You said Juicy J put a jazz album out. He did, he got number one on the Apple charts with it too. Round of applause for Juicy J. It's a really dope album too.

It's a really dope album too. It's a really dope album. Juicy J who says he's getting paid from 90% of the music industry, huh? What do you guys think about that? Eh, eh, eh, eh. I might be a little bit of cat, but I like it. Fuck it. I mean 90% of the fucking rap industry is taken from him,

so even if he's not actually getting paid from him, he should be. Or I have gotten paid from 90% of these niggas one way or another at some point. Some loophole in there somewhere. Yeah, yeah, something. Something, yeah. Fuck it.

Juicy J is like down south ghost faced to me. Like he never really does wrong. Yeah, he's on my list. That's exactly why I'm on the couch podcasting. I got a Juicy J beatin' called Lloyd Banks. Yeah. That shit was hard. That was hard.

I love that rap. That shit was hard. I just don't know if that's what you're supposed to do with a Juicy J. That rap was hard. I love that. That shit was hard. I don't know if that's what you're supposed to do with the Juicy J. That record was hard. Trying to be unorthodox. Ooh, I'm going to freak him with this. Shout out to Juicy J. Shout out to Juicy J. And Lloyd Banks for that matter.

What else, what else, what else, what else, what else came out? Let me see. I don't know if anything else came out that I need to talk about. Andre 3000 dropped a film. He did. I was very excited, huge Andre fan. It's accompanying the jazz record. So I was real excited.

It's just him in like a blue room, and he's got a flute. And it's like an hour and a half long. I scrolled right through it, like we could drag and watch it. It was literally just one scene the whole time, him like, playing the flute. Playing the flute.

Playing the flute. Sometimes he's laying down, sometimes he stood up, sometimes he spoke to Hooker or something. Sounds fucking awesome. There was a bunch of, it was something. It was a thing. Andre slowly moving up my scammer list, man. That's a good scam.

It's a great scam. That's art, that's artsy. I like, man. That's a good scam. It's a great scam. That's art. I like the scam. That's artsy. Artsy scam. And that blue might symbolize something. I'm sure. Yeah, yeah.

It all means something. Maybe kind of blue, like Miles Davis is. Sure. Shit might kill cancer or something. It might be some megahertz fancy Dr. Strange. I'm telling you. It might be some funny shit. Do we believe these Travis Scott numbers?

I mean, he's running some little games. He's putting out some packages and... Deluxe after deluxe. Deluxe after deluxe, so it's possible. And I do think that his fan base is rabid enough to have put up 250, 280, some shit? Oh, last I saw was 217. Oh, 217, whatever the number was.

But it's an album that's been re-released. Knock it off. Yeah. Knock it off. It's Days Before Rodeo, which was a mixtape, I mean, classic project of his. For sure. I bought it, so I mean, and I'm only a part-time,

I guess, no, I'm a pretty big Travis fan. I'm a big Travis fan. Of course I. No, I'm a pretty big Travis fan. I'm a big Travis fan. I've, of course, had it. But it still stands out to me. It's all streaming. Oh, it's not any. Well, no, he's doing vinyl, too. He's doing vinyl.

But I mean, they're getting it off of streaming. So for 217,000 on an old project. I can kind of believe it, because I personally, I mean, I have it. I've had it. But I was excited to see it there to be able to go listen to a press play and I did it twice in the week and like I said I'm not as die-hard as some of his fans are so I can see it I can see it. You think it's real? I can see it. Okay I'm on

other side of that one. I just want to point out to you I'm sorry Flip that numbers all across the board everywhere else are down. For sure. Like down as in, what did YG do, 8,000? They didn't really. I didn't even really talk about YG shit. Between 20, and we never talked about that. We didn't.

And we should. Everybody else is like between 20 and 30,000. That being said, catalog music does really well typically. They're saying that Travis Scott is one of the first examples of the latest trend in music where the artists are signing directly to tech companies. And the tech companies can play with the numbers? The tech companies are offering different packages. Interesting.

I don't believe those numbers for a second. I don't believe them. And he's worldwide though, right? I think that plays into it. He's got a big global audience, I would say. No? But when we're talking about numbers, it's usually domestic, unless they're just ignoring that.

But when we talk about them billboard numbers and all that, that's US. Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I could believe, I could be sold either way on this one. Okay. I don't think these numbers are real. And then, what's the young lady's name? Sabrina?

Sabrina Carpenter? Carpenter. The projection had her ahead of him by like 100,000. And then out of nowhere, here come the deluxe here, here come this, here come this, here come this. Now you're running the jigs up again, which we've known him to do. True, he's always been a package bundle, all them things, all the games.

All the little tweaks and jigs, I just don't believe it. Hey, but if Taylor Swift and them can do it, why shouldn't he? I'm not gonna hate on it. I'm not mad at him. No, I'm just asking if y'all believe it. I don't, I just wanted to hear what everybody else thought about it.

Do you believe it? He said no. No, okay. No, no way. He said no. Fox, do you know about the Showboys? Not familiar, I don't think. Okay, so.

The TV show? No, the Showboys, I familiar, I don't think. Okay, so. The TV show? No, the Showboys, I guess it was a group back in the days. Orv, I guess Orville, and Trigger Man, something like that to that effect. But apparently, he helped 50 get into Shreveport or whatever, but also, I heard that he won a lawsuit because his song got sampled a lot by a lot of songs. He won like a million dollars from ASCAP or some shit like that. Drag rap.

It was a hip hop song called Drag Rap and a lot of people were sampling it. So yeah, it was just a story that came to my mind because we were just talking about music and victory for him, you know what I mean? And salute. Salute. Get your shit. A juvenile sampler, a PD popper, like a lot of samples and then they presented it like You know what I mean? And salute. Yeah. Get your shit. Anybody want your money? Juvenile sample at Petey Pop, like a lot of samples in it,

and they presented it like mad songs. Sample the back that ass up, all that had the sample in it. And he just won a lawsuit. Shit, congrats. Million dollars, especially that. Salute. Get your bread.

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Killing them out there I'm not seeing a whole lot of science being done on the national ad campaign with our podcast set on your televisions I'm seeing science done on like minuscule things like very insignificant things. Like I ain't seeing all of the unpackers unpack this commercial. What would you want them to unpack? That you had a setup there with none of your co-hosts?

No. That's what you want them to unpack. I mean the setup was there, you worked hard for that, but what is there to unpack? You know, you look good. What do you want wanted to unpack. I mean, the set up was there. You worked hard for that, but what is there to unpack? You know, you look good. What do you want to unpack? You didn't see Somersault? Who you talking to?

If you looked on the other couch, Cartwheel was right there. That's nasty. I'm gonna get you back, that's there. He was there? But this was Price Pick's version of Flip. Yeah, I know. Like, I didn't do the casting directly.

I sat down and said, what up, Duke? I sat down and said, what's up, the Duke? Good sign. He was like, yo, I'm Cartwood. And you had... I ain't gonna hold you. That was one. Your rapper brain is different.

Yeah. Your rapper brain is different, yo. And you were on there a lot. And I do feel like that was the perfect thing to say when a company of that magnitude comes to you and say they want to do a national ad campaign and use your actual podcast set to show the millions of viewers that may be unfamiliar. I think that's the perfect time to say,

but what about my co-hosts? You talking about me? For real. Anybody. And I think if I pick one co-host to come with me, I think there's smoke from the rest of the co-hosts. I mean, I don't feel bad. There definitely is. And listen, all that time for the manipulator.

Wait, hold up. Don't brush over what she said. She's a scammer. She got it out fast. She's a fucking scam artist. It definitely is, definitely is. She's a, she's a. You ain't tell us, you ain't invited us on stage

with DJ Cassidy. Oh my God. Or Lucky Day. B-word. Oh shit. Oh, yo. I Lucky Day. B-word. Oh shit. Oh, no. You. I like that.

I'm sorry, did you, did you. You didn't invite us anywhere. Did you want Lucky Day to serenade you? I just stood on the side of the stage like niggas used to do at SOBs for my show. I just stood on the side and cheered you on. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. I didn't get you a hooty hoo or something

while you was trying to feel it all over his pelvic. Right, I didn't, I don't think that he would have been mad at that. You should have come with me. Yeah, right. I could have used the moral support. I was a little nervous up there. I was in the crowd. I was in the crowd screaming. That was lit. And that was the first time that the people seated directly in back of us that was talking too much the whole time.

That was the first time we made friends, me and Imani made friends with them while you was up here. Because we was like, come on Melissa, they were in the back like, that's my business, I'm for it, let's go ahead. It was like a fucking, we fucking bonded. It was great. In that, in that moment. Yo, real quick out there, this ain't important at all. But you know what, I wanted to help y'all in hip hop. I see certain phrases taken over.

You know what's really underrated? What's that? Let me tell you what's really underrated. What's that? Not standing on something. Take a seat. What? Let me tell you what's really underrated. Not standing on something. Take a seat. Yo that shit, ay, some record label niggas was calling my phone, you know they hear the pod leak.

They was calling my phone, they said, hey man, I was in a session last night man, did somebody say something about Lotto is better than Doja? I was like, no. You sat on business? Hey, I didn't stand on that shit. You sat on business. I sat on business, Paul. I never said that. They probably, I don't know what part they heard.

I hung up the phone and felt great about not standing on something that I know I said. That shit is underrated. Y'all out there that's just standing on shit for integrity purposes, try it the other way sometimes. That's all. Help you out. Just try it the other way sometimes. Get you out of a pickle.

Speaking of the girly rappers, Cardi B posted a picture in the studio and says I'm back at this correctional facility. She said I'm back at this. Yo, the labels had it right before not really letting the artists have a voice. Yo. We didn't, look what we doing with our voice.

She clarified it and I was confused because she's like like well I'm sitting through all this mixing and mastering like why you said through all the mix and mastering no one's to be there for that Why is Cardi B at the mixing and mastering? Yeah, you know guys do that leave If you don't like it, just send it back make them do it again. Yeah, exactly She did clean it up though. She did she cleaned cleaned it up. Making a Jokey joke. You think it'd make a big deal out of everything. Well, yeah. That's a big deal. I can't say anything because we just had a little tiff.

Oh, OK. I can't say too much. Has anybody here seen Ice Spice in the gym? Yeah, she was getting it in. She was getting a workout in. Getting it in. Absolutely. Getting it in, Ice.

Getting it in, Ice-ish. Proving everybody wrong. That's right. All y'all out there talking about Oz it in. Getting it in. Ice it. Ice it. Proving everybody wrong. That's right, all y'all out there talking about Ozempi. Nah, do these leg squats. That's right, these is reps. You saw it? Yeah, I saw it.

You saw the leg? I saw the whole workout joint that she put on. Oh, that's right, I know that's right. Did it look like she's ever worked out? Did it look like she's ever worked out before in her life? Well, some people, you know, when they get the trainer, then they have to learn the workout, gotta get the form right. Start light, learn the form.

Yeah, that's it. That's it. I know it's triggering for Mel when we just throw Ozempic on people. No, not at all. You don't like when I be doing that shit? No, not at all because there's a lot of people out there that look like they are on Ozempic. Like instantly dropped 50 fucking pounds. Yo, the stats don't lie.

Half of America's on Ozempic. The commercials is telling you that Ozempic is for diabetes, stop smoking, arthritis. Yeah, they telling you it's for everything. It's a COVID virus. And I told y'all that when y'all take that shit, y'all ass start getting lower and lower and lower and lower.

That shit be behind your knees. Like, niggas can tell when you on Ozmpit. He's not lying. I ran into the Wade guy while filming outside. To who? Wade, the stretcher nigga. The nigga that stretches. Oh, my dude.

Wade Bryant. Yeah, I talked about you. I talked about you on the camera. You'll drop a name. Don't shake your head. Don't shake your head, nigga. I did it for us. Who us?

As a team. Hey, yo, listen. What? When you going back, you backed out, 50. When you going back, Ja? When you going back? Eventually backed out 50. When you going back, Ja? When you going back? Eventually. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, you can't take them stretches, right? Yeah. I can't. This nigga is a freak. This nigga's not a freak. No, I was a freak. So then you gonna friend to up Mel, then you gonna learn him.

No, no, no, no. You niggas are salacious. I'm saying that. Mel, remember he's an independent contractor. I got you. Oh, you just about, nigga, you still scamming. Don't touch me. I'm not a scamming. he's independent contract. I got you. Oh, you just about to make a deal. You're fine. You're fine. I'm not.

You know, here's the thing. I'm just saying that I want Mel to identify the fact that, you know, she at some point she can't keep up. They say, you know, I can't keep up, man. It's a lot. That's all I'm saying. It has nothing to do with salaciousness. Way. Way that my girl leg stretched on the fucking wall. Boy in the girl, they got Saturday. No fucking wall, boy, in the air. What girl, nigga?

Sade? No. Oh, I said, nigga, you wild. I'm not a male. I'm not a real girl. You know, my girl, they go follow Wade after that. Oh, shit. I'm fucking saying, knock your fucking head off.

I will talk to you and communicate how I feel. How? You say you wouldn't want Wade to do this? No, no, no, no, no, no. Not in the stern way. No, no, no, no, no, no. Not sternly. Softly. Softly and open to receiving a different message.

Yeah, you got you. So you wouldn't let Wade stretch her out? No. You know what I mean. He's thinking again, look, watch. No, I'm thinking about some other bulls that my girl tried to pull too. I was trying to think about one of the snitching eyes. When it comes to them follow.

You ever just go with your girl's follow? No. No. No. I do it because she do it too much and comes back with results. When she go do it. Double no. Protect your mental health, man.

When she go do it, she come back with exactly who's cooking for me. She don't miss a beat when she go. So I'd say that shit gotta be too, it's too productive. I'm doing it one day. And I did it, I went in there. I went in there. Cause you should have told me that trick one time

when we was growing up where the first few niggas is the new niggas. Salsa mean like now? So did you just go. Ball headed nigga in there. With a beard. Hey girl, girl. I love this nigga.

Hey girl. She's all the Kenny Martens. Hey, the first nigga right under Fenty Beauty and all of this. Hey, you got to scroll past the fucking. The thaw up in the bar. They all the makeup. Some bald nigga sitting right there. Right under him, some nigga with a beard. Oh shit. She combining the two niggas sitting right there. Right under him, some nigga with a beard.

Oh, shit. She combining the two niggas. Girl. Oh, shit. Get a joke. We're bald and a beard. You don't follow strange niggas. I follow strange girls with ass and curves and body that can cook.

You don't try to flip this. So I picked up the phone. Hey, who this? I did. I told you, it's my birthday. I'll come clean. I'll fuck it. I picked up the phone.

And said what? Please tell me how to conversation. Hey. Hey. I noticed some things. Who is at? Who is bald? Who is bald in the mid-bed?

Hey, Freeze. I ain't gotta be cool as this! I don't gotta be my demanded house! Hey, who is this nigga? What nigga? Baldie. This nigga. Hey, these niggas. These two niggas right here. No, hey, who's these two niggas? Here she go, cause she lied better than me.

Don't say that, Joe because she lied better than me. I'll say that, Joe. Women lie better than me. Hey, you got to get to the bottom of the shit they say. All right, lies be just obvious. Here she go. My daughter's best friend, that's her dad. Oh, my god.

This nigga is from Oregon. What? Hey, hey y'all. This is my daughter and her best friend has a dad and the other guy is the dad's friend. What in the way? What in the way? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Oh, no. Oh, it's the funniest thing I've ever heard. This thing is crazy, son. I've never heard nothing funnier than this. Girl, girl, hey, you better go. Clean that up.

What was you talking about? She unfollowed? Huh? She unfollowed? Not without a little tussle. Oh, okay. When I ask you not to follow, what the day it took you five years? Girl, you don't want to follow. That is almost the first. Oh, shoot.

Hey, hey, hey, girl. Hey, hey, or don't want wanna follow him. Hey, hey girl. Or don't wanna follow him. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave him there. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I had to look it up. Submissive. It was almost. It was almost.

He know when to do it too. He know. Okay. How do you take his nails out? Off on a tangent. Yo, you are. Chousin' my baby. Holy shit. What the fuck? Don't find your voice on the 28th. How do you take a nail, son? Off on a tangent. You are. You are. You are.

You are. Holy shit. What the fuck? Don't find your voice on the 28th. Wait, you got a voice on the fucking 30 days after September, April, June, and November? Wait, what? Remember they used to do like this?

Yup. Hey, don't play now. Oh, shit. 30 days. Oh, you want a knuckle? God damn. You want a knuckle? We was on, we left Ice Spice, don't play now. There's shit. 30 days. Oh, you want a knuckle? God damn. You want a knuckle? We was on, we left Ice Spice, old Zempig.

What do y'all do when y'all go to y'all girl's story and she's asking if there's a trainer in town? Mm-mm. I'm asking a question. I go to YouTube and find some videos and send them away. Yup. This'll help. I go find Kathy Lee.

And send her all over there. Here's a good trainer for you. I know a girl that works at Pell away. This will help. Go find Cathy Lee. Send her all over there. Here's a good trader for you. I know a girl that works Pelletime. She'll help you out. I'm going to call Mel. There you go. Mel ain't been to the gym since birth. Keep it up.

Keep it up. I'm focusing on walking in Pilates right now. She said she's coming to my birthday dinner too. So don't come in there with that Hail Mary dress should you be putting on. Yeah, Mary, Mother of God, pray with us for them. Hey, I'm telling you something now. I already have my dress picked out for tomorrow.

Yeah? Yes, I do. For free people? No, it's not free people. It's a little sexy. A wedge? Slave. I'm not wearing a wedge either.

I'm wearing heels and a dress. All right, that's it then. Kind of like what I wore last year. I was sexy. OK. I was sexy. They was on your body. I was sexy. Okay. I was sexy. They was on your body, my uncle was on you.

Yo, our uncles, yo I'm telling you, don't try to judge me. It ain't just you. Our uncles is asking about male form. They are, they are. Nephew, nephew, nephew. Old ass nigger. Nephew, who that thing right there? What's up with that thing over there?

All right, so nobody is letting a girl go to trainer. Yeah, female trainer. Sure, knock yourself out. You guys are not intimidated by your girl having a date. Nobody's intimidated. Okay, so what's the problem? I remember the love and hip hop clip with Mendeezy's. We don't care about the trainers.

Okay. She go get a female trainer. The muscles get you knocked out. Mendeezy's is straight as fuck homeboy up. Fucked him smooth up. What? I don't care about none of that muscle shit, homeboy. What? It wasn't a fight.

It wasn't a fight? It wasn't a fight. It was quick, too. Quick. It was quick and over. The muscles were renderless. I told you, stop playing with me. Okay.

Ain't no muscles in this. DC's hit a nigga on TV? Nigga, ain't no muscles in your chin, nigga. I ain't know that. Man, DC's told that nigga, yo dog, I don't buy give a fuck about your muscles. Man, DC's working right at the washing fold. And I ain't, I watched that whole season.

I ain't see Andy get not near trainer again. Since. Not near trainer again. But did he warn her before to get rid of him? He warned. He gave her a warning. He gave a warning. She ignored it on some girlfriend shit

thinking your man is playing. Women need to know when their nigga is dead ass. Cause he popped right up at the gym. Well dude, Homeboy did some foul shit though. After he warned him, Homeboy put the picture up and it like her ass. And he was like, okay, so now you playing with me. I thought I don't already.

Okay, I'll deal with this. Oh yeah, he was her cousin. Well that's the other thing too. Nigga, all right, we'll never go to the family the family reunion again. I'm gonna beat up your cousin. Tell aunt Sally I said my bad. Yeah Trainer now is a content creator too That's where you really run into the issue with a great cameraman that's flexible facts camera just happen to be on your girl, uh that's flexible facts camera just happen to be on your girl uh ass no no no crotch really kick the leg up on there or doing hip thrusts okay okay lady all right

sicko yeah speaking of man Mendis, I saw a clip. I haven't watched Love and Hip Hop in a while, but I saw a clip of him and Yandy in therapy, and I know them both, so I'm gonna handle this with care. They were both in therapy, and they were talking about Mendicis taking his ring off and not wearing his ring. I'll play a little bit of the clip, it's 90 seconds, so I don't wanna drag y'all.

I'm not, I feel like it invites so much negative energy. It invites so many questions. All of a sudden, people are like, are y'all together? He doesn't wear his ring. You know, it's draining. How does it make you feel that she's feeling like that every day? For me, it has to feel real.

A smile for social media, a smile for the cameras, and I can't fake it. I think once you start worrying about the comments and what the blogs are saying, you start to alter your life to some people that don't even know you or give a f*** about you. But when it comes to Yandy, she pay attention to all that f***.

So the question, though, is, are you willing to... All right, we don't want to hear all that, are you willing, Big Sean, healthy shit want to hear all that. Are you willing big Sean healthy shit? That was a good, that was a good redirect right there. Right. Don't listen to social media. Shout out to Andy, I mean. Do you guys, I know there's only two of us here

that's married. Do you guys feel that there would ever be a situation where it's appropriate for you to take off your wedding ring? Just mad situations where it's appropriate You're traveling somewhere abroad that you might not want to have something fucking Flossing on your hand or wrist or whatever. I definitely don't want some Dominican girls If I'm traveling with abroad

If I'm traveling with a broad. Them Costa Rican things. Big shiny simple wet band. If I'm with a broad, you right. You right about that. When you're swimming. Swimming. Also when you're eating with different cultures, you know you use your hands.

That's true. Crab legs. You don't want to be crab all over the place. And breathing. Like, you gotta breathe. If you're breathing, you got to take it off. At the gym? Tied back together, call back, driving.

You know, my declare might hit you in the ear. That's dangerous. Listen, listen. It's dangerous. I'm not married. I've never been married. I do a little bit understand what Mandesis is saying here, but marriage is for better or worse. So I don't know if I'd be able to get that one off.

But I agree with that. If it ain't feeling like marriage and it's feeling like you just doing it for the optics of it, then I'm taking this ring off. There are dooby times. I know that that's why I'm not married yet, too. There are dooby times where I just forget my ring though. That happens.

You ain't consciously just take it off on purpose. Forget it where? Home? At home, yeah. So you take it off? I take it off,? At home, yeah. At the dresser. So you take it off? I take it off, yeah. Oh, okay.

Hell yeah. But where's your ring? I don't understand what you mean. I've never seen you wear it. Real question. Sure, I can answer it. Okay. My ring is-

Please do so then. My ring is at home. My ring is at home in the box. I cherish it. The videos. You got a cherish box? Hold on. I cherish it. The videos. Hold on. You got a cherish box? Hold on.

A cherish box. And that's the problem. That's the problem. Hold on. Y'all very judgmental. I cherish it. The type of videos I've done before, I couldn't wear the ring because I'll lose it.

What you doing? You get it side straight? Huh? You didn't get it side straight? No, I got some fly shit. No, but you said you're grown up and you're not doing that anymore. I mean, you know, listen, I'm going to wear my ring. Somebody asked me that last week and wear my ring at a family function and I kind of got upset.

That lady that almost snuffed you. Yeah, I kind of got upset. No, not her. I kind of got upset. My thing is that the type of videos I was doing, I didn't wear a ring because it was crazy. I was doing a lot of shit. That cake would get in the... Just everything. I just want to cherish my ring.

It's in a spot that is there and I cherish it. What else you put in the cherish box? You ain't want to get the empanada juice on the ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Exactly. What does that put in there? My girlfriend got a replica done of her ring

so that when she travels, she doesn't have the expensive one on. That's a thing. Where's your ring? Oh, she's a kook. No, a lot of women get replicas done of their rings. Why? Because if you're going somewhere,

you want to lose it or some shit like that, then it's not lost. These fucking hotels and shit be stealing shit. You got to be careful. Same reason niggas. She got it. I never had that before. That's interesting.

That's a thing. That's a real thing. And I'm wearing the replica. Is my finger turning green? No, I mean like they get. And I'm wearing the fake to let people know that I'm married. I'm faithful, but my real one is at home, right? Yes.

So don't try it with me, right? I mean, if you wear the fake one. It's like don't try it with me. Don't steal my shit. If you wear the fake one, you can try it because now it's not real. But you don't know that. The vows isn't real.

Yeah, if I got the fake one on, our love is fake. So if you take your ring off, then the love is nonexistent. Oh. That's good. Wow. Well, not with me. My love is existing, nigga. I scream it to the, watch your mouth.

I scream it to the mountaintop. You don't have a ring, you probably sold yours. You nigga, where your ring at? I'm not even cracking on you, family. You trying to take a shot at me. You scared to marry, nigga. Stop playing with me, don't play with me. My shot's screaming to the fucking mountaintop.

Is anybody else here scared to marry? He ain't nothing. Aw, guys. You scared to marry-ish? I'm going to your wedding, son. I'm going to your wedding like this. You think he's going to invite us? I swear to God, you will beat the dog shit out of this nigga.

We're going to jump that nigga on a balcony, nigga. I'm popping on him. You never invited us to your wedding? You ain't going to keep it? I'm going to ask you a question, answer directly. Stop turning your face. Yeah, I'll lick your lips. Keep the tradition going. Thank you.

He invited everybody. You can keep the tradition going. Thank you. I'm in there, nigga. And I'm making a speech. I'm gonna make one. Security! I'm gonna make sure I get that. I didn't do that. Get that nigga. Get that nigga.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody here. This nigga's a fool. What else is important or unimportant? I see the internet has found some of my old heat again. I love when that happens. When I'm home and then the internet get wind of a clip that came out like eight months ago, and then y'all want to start heating me up,

and then I'm supposed to come in here after reading all then y'all want to start heating me up, and then I'm supposed to come in here after reading all of y'all comments and change my opinion on something. That little Steph Curry Boris Kojo. I did see that making some rounds. No, it made the rounds. That shit took off. It's like three or four quick playcaps.

Oh, it took off. It was gone. It was out of here. And boy, did they have mean things to say about Joseph Anthony Budden Jr. on my birthday week. Every year it seems like right around August, shit get crazy for me. It does, it's the algorithm.

So I want to come in here and double down and I think y'all are stupid and y'all are stupid and y'all totally missed the fucking point. I don't need the internet to tell me that Boris Kojo is a tough night out at the club. Why do y'all think I need y'all to tell me that Boris Kojo is probably more handsome

in the eyes of women to Steph Curry. Got it. Who the fuck was talking about that? I said that a nigga with a billion dollars is gonna leave with Shorty before the handsome guy, and I stand in that. Now. That's how you throw shots at Ish.

Hey, when the internet try to bully me out of my fucking opinion, like I'ma come in here and say something different, you bitches choose the nigga with more money every single day over the nigga that's cute. Mm. It's not true. No, it's not true.

Yes, it is. It is true. Nigga, Ish will get up there and he'll get in there, right? It is true. It's not. Right, Ish? Let me tell you why it ain't true. I think it's true. Let me tell you why it ain't true. It is true. It is true. It is true. It is true. It's not. Right Ish? Let me tell you why it ain't true.

I think it's true. Let me tell you why it ain't true. Give it to me. You 44. Yes. He always thought by saying some shit like that. You had money like 10? 8 years.

8 years. 8 years. And you rock with the best of them. You are Eskimo Brothers with the best of them. And you ain't had no money. And you tied knots with the niggas with money. You got it, Mary. At no point did they choose me over the nigga with money.

They just fucked me too. That's true. So is there really a choice? That's not true. That's not true. You've had girlfriends that have chosen you over niggas that had bread. That was throwing money in they faces.

We was there in the club with Matumbo. Niggas, shut up. What are you talking about? We were there in the club with Jerome James. They were fucking me too. They didn't choose me. They were just playing girlfriend and they were fucking them other niggas at the same time.

No, listen, but they chose you and they fucked him on the side. I don't think that that's choosing me. That's not choosing me. So you just contradicted yourself. I don't think that that's choosing me. That's not choosing me. So you just contradicted yourself. I don't see how. You did, you said, yo, they choosing them niggas, but fucking me too.

Wait, I'm not saying that. So then the choice isn't really being made. Exactly. I'm not saying that Boris can't get pussy if Steph is around. I was never saying that. I'm saying that the first person to walk this young lady to her vehicle is gonna be the billionaire. That's what I said.

And I stand in it. I don't stand in it. I know. I know you don't. We been in them rooms. Because he's a smooth nigga. With no money. No, I'm talking about Joe too.

We been in them rooms and we ain't have no money. And I'm giving the nigga a long field one. Pause. Eat your... Me and you also were in, we moved around in the Mars 2112 era. We moved around in the home and guest house era. I moved around in the greenhouse era.

All of the eras. With no money. But you ain't moved around in this era. And my statement is applicable to today. We come up here and we had these talks about the bus driver, all these fucking regurgitated fucking gender war generic. We've had these talks. We know where the women stand on this.

Yeah, true. Right? I would like to argue for the- Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. I still think no, I disagree. Because I don't think the masses of women stand in. Yeah, I don't either. I think it's a select demo of women

that are gonna take the money nigga with all things on the table. I think it's women from certain areas. Yeah, I think that's a certain demo. I think that the masses of the females out here are not just by default selecting the nigga of the females out here are not just By default selecting the nigga with the bread. I don't believe that And I think this when you start talking about Steph and Boris Kojo Boris Kojo ain't no fucking no disrespecting nobody

He ain't no Angel for the sake of the the analogy. He not a bus driver So yeah, Steph might got 400, 500, 600 M's, Boris Kojo ain't taking you to fucking McDonald's. If you had a choice in the matter, which one would you choose? If I was a female? No, no, no, no. Pick which one's cute.

Which one would you like to be in the equation? If I had to pick which man? He like money though. Yeah. I'm just asking. Boris. Oh, you'll be Boris. I'm done. Okay. As a nigga that took my hard work. Wait. That. I'm just asking. Boards. Oh, you'll be Boards. I'm done.

Okay. As a nigga that took my heart. Wait. That nigga is full of shit. I'm not full of shit? You pulling the ice right now? I think you're full of shit. I'm not.

I don't ever pull the ice. I don't ever pull the ice. Ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice My nigga, me, Antoine. Oh man. Just saying, just saying. Just saying. Just saying. Yo dog, for all intents and purposes, I've been Boris my whole fucking life. And nigga, what you talking about?

You right, you right. What we saying? You right, you right. That's our title. Big Boris. So you want to continue to be that. That's our title. Big Boris. Big Boris. I know. Woo. So you want to continue to be that? Why wouldn't you want to try the route lesser known?

Because I want to wear an underwear. No. Especially the way you talk about money. Bro, Boris ain't broke. And I'm not the... Yo, dog, I don't put money above any and all things. That's a bad narrative. What I'm telling you is that Boris is financially, I don't know, his pockets, but I'm not the, yo dog, I don't put money above any and all things, that's a bad narrative. What I'm telling you is that Boris is financially,

I don't know his pockets, but I'm sure he's in the middle. He ain't no tapped out nigga. In the middle of what? Financially. In the middle of what? The pack. What's the number? Nigga.

I'm sure he's seven figures. Yeah, absolutely. Seven figures is not the middle if the guy we talking, the other guy is six, seven hundred. Yeah, absolutely. He might not be. Seven figures is not the middle if the guy we're talking about, the other guy is 6'700. I'm talking about the field. Oh. So he, yeah, like, my nigga, he ain't taking him to a one-bedroom, 600-square-foot apartment. Okay.

I'm not gonna force it. I'm not gonna force it. You know what I'm saying? I might not have a Rolls Royce a force But I might have a nice little Seven series nice little s-class I might you get what I'm saying is levels to the shit But when you put all the things on the table, I'm gonna take me over most men any day of the week All right. How are you gonna feel when I pull up in the Rolls Royce next to your beamer? What'd you got little to door? Beamer what you got little two-door? I what?

Ask class and you got a Rolls Royce if that's a whole two different levels, but I'm six four I'm handsome in them. I'm in a seven six seven series or as glad your car with you and text me. No, she's not She's gonna be busy in that car at the light. She's gonna text me She's gonna be busy in that car at the light. She's gonna text me. I'm telling you, she's gonna text me. She's gonna be occupied. He don't like that. She's gonna be occupied at the light. She's walking at the light. That's not hypothetical. Yeah, she's gonna be, hypothetically.

He's so competitive. He's so competitive. No, I'm so competitive. She's not gonna text me. He's not gonna text me. Yo, hypothetically, she's gonna be busy at the light. She's walking at the light. Ish, women have been, Ish, women, women.

This is a creep, yo. Women have been with their partners and text you at the light. So why do you think you're exempt from this role? Because that nigga wasn't Boris at the light. You got it. You got it. I'm done. I'm tapped out. What are you talking about, nigga? I'm tapped out. That's my new thing at 44.2. I'm going to tap out more. I'm going to tap out more.

Yeah, right. Yeah. No, no. I promise you. You don't believe me? No. Nobody believes me? more. I'm tap out more. Yeah Believe it. No, nobody believe no I'm telling you I'm a tab. I hear you. I'm tapping out more neither. You don't believe it ever. Yeah I had a lot now what y'all got it. Yeah I got it. It ain't worth the argument. What do I win? It's like now Ain't either one of y'all tapping out Yeah, watch your fucking mouth. What else?

What else? What else? Ice bites, Boar's head. What happened with Boar's head? Oh yeah, they recalled some turkeys and shit. To the party. Yeah. I want all my news to flip.

Yeah, I was tight. I was tight. Tell me. What they did. What they did. I don't know what they did. The Boar's set is killing motherfuckers. They've been recalling.

For a long time. Yeah, deli I was tight, I was tight. What they did, what they did. I don't know what they did. The Boris said it's killin' motherfuckers. They've been recalling. For a long time. Yeah, deli meat for a minute now because people are fucking dying of like Listerian shit. Yeah, it's shit got Listerine in it.

Shit's fucking people up. They, they, they, they, um. It's been, it's been, they've been telling people not to eat deli meat for months now. For a long time. And then the investigations came out that at a couple of the Boar's Head plants, they was finding shit like blood, bugs, spider webs.

Yeah, it was just all feces, all kinds of shit. In the turkey. In the actual processing of the meat. Yeah, contaminated. That was a... This shit fucked up, so. What did we expect to find at the? Boar's head facility

Am I missing something a mop? Hey, what did people think? What's going on? Boar was but I expect to see bugs blood but I expect to see bugs, blood, meat seeds. No, but it's killer. Yeah, in the butcher shop, but not there. Not the processing shop, no. That's worse than the butcher shop.

Yes. The processing shop? Yes. The pigs is coming down the thing and fucking talking about it. But boss, I'm talking about turkey. I'm talking about some other shit. I'm talking about the turkey, nigga. All right, they coming.

You ain't supposed to go wrong with turkey. You ain't supposed to go wrong with turkey. What are you talking about? You ain't supposed to go wrong with turkey. And that's fucked up. Jerk turkey, pepper turkey, Ce-cess-ol-ito turkey, honey turkey, regular turkey, all that shit is contaminated, nigga, I'm sick. I used to go to Conrad's, buy the hard dough bread, cut the middle, heat it up, and yeah, in Brooklyn.

Ill shit, and then go get a fucking deli meat, nigga. They had that boy's head get a fucking Dog you had Shit man pissing they coming out that motherfucker on your pants. Garbage. Garbage. You got some shit flakes on your pants. There's no way to avoid that. My shit was down to my ankles, nigga.

Ask JR, nigga. Where the shit? Dress room splattering. You know it. That shit, that shit, shout out. That shit, shout out. Nobody here ever found a little stain on their white sheets? What?

What type of stain, you sick fuck? You just did a number four out your nose and ass. Joe, I was sick. Oh, you sleep naked. Wait, who here don't sleep naked again? Me. You be having wet dreams at the big age? Flip.

It's just y'all two? On the, on the, yeah. You sleep naked? You got pajamas? Half the time. Victoria's Secret. No, no, no. She got some sick, old school shit.

Some sick, old school shit. Some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, some, She's got a slip on. She's got a slip on. And then when she want to get freaky, she pull the pants up. Take her pants. It's a Marilyn Monroe shit. Stupid ass pants shit.

I'm going to fly you up now, too. You sleep with some on your shit on like your waist. Oh, yes, nigga. Niggas sleep with boxes on, bro. Yes. Yes. Niggas have children as well, nigga. Like you sleep with boxes? I bro. Yes. Yes. I sleep with boxes. These have children as well, nigga, like.

You sleep with boxes? I do. Yes. And also you forget I have like a cycle, so there's some times where I have to. Still. Yeah. All right, yo.

Hey, no, pop open this video. Hey, hey, hey, I don't get to do that. Yo, hey, son, shit. Fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. All right. Shit's still going. Fuck. Where you going? All right.

Shit's still going. OK. That's the sound of the man working on a tree. Tree. That's funny, son. Holy shit. Oh, god damn. Well, you maybe can't do it then.

Yeah, but no, women, I know most women sleep naked. A lot of them that sleep naked, but I don't sleep naked. I can't believe niggas don't sleep naked. I can't believe you found a spot in your sheets. You heathen? I never said I found a spot in my sheets. On the $4,000 sheets, too. You just said, yo, none of y'all never found

a spot in y'all's sheets. Which did not say I found a spot in my sheets. Boy, you are great at this. That said, none of y'all never found a spot in y'all's sheets. That boy bad right there, I know. You said you found a spot in my sheets. Boy, you are great at this. That said, none of y'all never found a spot in your sheets. That boy bad right there, I know. You saw you found a spot in another nigga's sheets. Yo, pause. Yo, stop playing around with me like that.

See? See what you're doing? Cross the lines. Where did that come from? Why you ask that? Wow. Don't let him talk about the Wawa shit, bro. He believed the rumors.

Happy birthday to me. No, man, where did that come from?. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Just my brain just thinking and wanting to converse. You pee the best still? What? You don't wipe? You pee the best. It's not really pee when you have a drink.

Listen, it's not really pee, I heard, when you have a dream. Do you pee the best? Every time y'all shit, y'all wipe the best. I got a bidet, man. I got a bidet, man. I don't have a bidet, but I keep wipes right there, and I got a bidet. I got a bidet. I don't have a bidet but I keep wipes right there and I go crazy with them. You call the toilet. I swear. I call the toilet at least three or four times a week. You call the toilet all the time. You're a contractor. My girl be mad as hell. You're not supposed to do that and put it in the toilet

yeah you don't use the other shit flushable wipes white white white white white white white white yeah that's a type of freaky shit you want a little diaper shit yeah that was what the shit the um what this thing why are we on the board said shit I want to tell y'all that Capri Sun is canceling their pouch. Their classic pouch they've made an announcement. Whoa! I'm not rolling. That's some bullshit.

No, it's not. They said that the mold, when they cut the Capri Sun pouch open, inside the actual pouch, it'd be mad bacteria, mold, all that shit in the pouch. That's what made it good. Yes. Oh, OK. That's what made us be able to go outside.

Why you think Ray Ray and them niggas? What'd you think we grew up on, nigga? You never heard the rumor about Hawaiian punch? You never heard it? Yeah. You never heard what that really was? Wait, what was it? That shit just made it taste better, right?

Hawaiian punch is allegedly nasty, disgusting. It's like some barrel shit, nasty, bro. I never. You ain't never heard that? Nope. Hey yo, how you think Ray Ray and them was able to hit their head and get up the next day, nigga? Capri Sun, niggas get hit by a car, niggas get hit by a car and still stand.

You came up with flipping on pissy mattresses. I did. They had that zombie crab shit in the pouch. What you thought was in the piss in the mattress? Piss? What are you talking about? All right. Wait, niggas really, hold on.

Niggas drinking on public water fountains. Let, niggas really. Hold on. Niggas drinking on public water. Wait, wait, wait. Let me ask you a question. Water hoses? Niggas really flipped on mattresses outside? Yes. Yes.

What the fuck? Hold on. I lived in Queens. Queens niggas flipped on mattresses. No, no we did not. And three weeks ago I asked you if you ever fucked the escort and you told me no and in the last part. I didn't say that.

And in the last part you said you fucked that and in the last part I never paid you fucked the escort girl and you ain't paid I did not pay nigga I'm all mad you asked me had I paid I did not pay yeah the rebate I'ma kill him so you stole from the escort

I'm about to kill him no nigga she liked me and gave me some pussy for cheap for nothing oh for cheap we got it for cheap we got it for cheap what the fuck is he talking about we got it for cheap

ain't no for cheap what the fuck you got he got the, he paid forPay for a price. Hey, we got it for cheap. We got it for cheap. We got it for cheap. What you say? Camera on me? $35 and a 7-up. He calling for the K-Pay. Any woman out there that I paid for some pussy,

I'm giving y'all the, nigga, I don't do that. I'm giving them what? At Joe. Fuck you, Joe Boxer. Hey, J-O. My blood is what? EU. Nigga's gonna be out here like,

hey, but my shit, I don't even know you. Rich living Tahiti, some fucker with. Hey, that's the game. That's how it go. What you talk about, nigga? Uh. That's stupid. That nigga's nuts.

I was mad as hell listening back. I said, this motherfucker got shit. I don't pay for no, you know I don't pay for no boxers. You don't know? I was paying for it for a second for both of us. My nigga. Fuck you talking about? You surely was. This motherfucker.

Let's see, let's see, let's see. Prayers out to Scarface. Yeah, for sure. Prayers out to T-Bars. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you.

We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. We love you. to Scarface. Yeah, for sure. Prayers out to T-Bars. We love you both.

We love you both. We're praying for you both. They're both just battling. They got battles. That's it. Scarface. The sickle cell. T-Bars has sickle cell.

Yeah. Yeah, so we just love them. We love our legends in the circle. We love them, we pray for them, we hope everything works out. That's all. That's it. I got a Queen Nyjah appreciation post. She looks great.

Queen Nyjah. She is not on all those episodes. I call Ice. He did. You know I don't be knowing who these people are. I say, yo. Who the fuck is this? This girl Queen Nyjah look like this?

Well, she's a queen of. Nyjah. Nigga, she's a queen of. Nigel. Nigga, she near on country. She queen. I was like, whew. I was just like, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looked right.

She looked amazing. But I've interviewed her before on AMP, and she's such a sweet woman that it's tough. Hard to look at her in a sexual way. It's tough for me to look at her like that. Like she is an absolute sweetheart. But it's ass back there. I remember y'all did a State of the Culture live

at like one of the Revolt conferences or something like that. And she was the guest performer after they show. So we in the back, she just walked by and I was like, oh, that's Queen Niger. Became a fan that day. Yeah, I bet you did. I ain't gonna hold you. Oh hell.

She does make great music. I didn't know. She does make great music. Until that day though. She does. Shorty got Anita appreciation too. What is it? Naomi Sharon, Naomi Charon?

Oh, Naomi and when Naomi and Tims did the Spider-Man main. Oh yeah. When they had a thick off. Ooh. A thick off. Yowzers. Yeah, we had it oiled up and all that. Yeah, but then my algorithm said that Fred Van Fleet

had the private jet parked out there for her when she got off the stage. That could be a total rumor, but it just reminded me that Fred Van Fleet is out there too. Fuck Boris. Fuck Boris. Yeah, we have been talking about some damn Boris. Bigger Fred Van Fleet is out there.

With the PJ. With Jack. Right there, big car track in Houston too. Mm-hmm. Mm. You got the Fred Van Fleet. Absolutely. Yeah, that's when women throw all their height restrictions

out the window. Early. Oh, what? Early. Man, what's the shortest guy you'll fuck? Okay. The shortest guy you'll fuck? You told me. Okay. The shortest guy... Not that you have, but you would.

Or both. Or both. No, I ain't trying to give you that business. She's a lady. Who's that lady? Five...eight? That's liberal. Yeah, five-eight. That's not bad.

Yeah. That's a would or did? Would. Okay. So a nigga say five-seven, you gotta go. Five. That's a wood or dead? Wood. Okay. So a nigga say five, seven, you gotta go. Five, seven and a half. What if it be five, seven with the McQueens? Then he really five, six.

Then he really five, six. He got the McQueens on, so. He ain't getting his shit off, he is bad. I mean, I'll probably, I'll just close my eyes. It'll be fine, yeah. Five, seven with the McQueens. No, Mel said the Short Niggas is holding. is holding way are there fucking tripods. Wait a second. All right, your eyes be open Yeah, she's a demon she is a fucking

It's called intimacy. You should try it. Oh. Yo, your eyes be closed? Who? You. Yes. You open your eyes? You cotton picked a nigga, yeah. Yo, y'all niggas is sick.

Yo, how you know? He don't want to waste his age wise. He don't want to waste his contacts. 47, 48, I get it now. Nigga, when you ain't got a nigga, you ain't got to waste his age wise. I get it. I get it. I get it.

I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Hey, yo, hey, yo. How you know? He don't want to waste his hazel eyes. He don't want to waste his contacts. 47, 48, I get it now. You ain't good when you ain't.

If I open my eyes during sex. Your eyes open? You about to go to, you about to get on the nitro, baby. If I open my eyes and start looking you in the eyes and grabbing your neck, I'm about to start talking freaking nasty. But if I ain't about to do that, then I'm just a teddy bear.

Yeah, yeah. I do that too. Clothes. Yeah, I close my eyes. Do what you want with my body. Yeah. Yeah. Come and talk to me.

Yeah, fuck you so much. I really wanna. I close my eyes and hit that dead shark. Yeah. Fuck. Hit that dead shark. I ain't the bitch. No, no, no, never. Wake up the shark, girl. Wake up. Fuck. Come on, gimme up. I'm about to see what I'm doing.

It's going to be intimacy. Oh, did y'all see out? You probably don't want to talk about it. And we don't have to talk about it because I don't normally talk about the shit. Did y'all see fucking some Chicago rapper with beef and wit, whoever he was beefing with. Or some nigga got on the phone with some niggas, I don't know, I don't know none of their names.

And the word was that the dude that got on the phone, they got played, he ain't got played out. They did him bad, he was cop and please. So he'd been added to every nigga on the internet that's been saying, you cop please. And one of those people was Fat Boy. The guy from Philly, he's from Philly. He's from Philly?

Yes, yes. Okay, see I don't know where he's from, I never heard his music, I never heard his name, I just thought the story was funny. But I won't tell it if, if what? If we're gonna get in trouble. I mean, Fat Boy's my man, I'm not gonna say anything, I mean, you can tell the story.

The guy, the guy. The guy named... Q something. Yeah. Was it Q one seven? Q something seven, yeah. The name ain't important. Fucking... Hold on, they said that he was copping please,

fat boy laughing in the car, and he said, yo, why you laughing? I had your baby mother and I made her do whatever I wanted. But I made her do... I fucked your baby mother, actually. I did whatever I wanted to, but I made her do. I fucked your baby mother, actually. I did whatever I wanted to her. Yes. Yeah.

See, I got a stud on the connect, that's my man. Fat boy my man, that's booked. I like Fat Boy too, and he's Jersey. Yeah, fuck with Fat Boy. He ain't really the reason I'm bringing it up. I'm bringing it up because Shorty popped up. She the only reason that this is a story. So she did respond?

She responded. She responded and said. She said, hold on. Hey, neither one of y'all keeping it P right now, first off. Oh, yeah, she said something about a minute, right? Yeah, she was like, that little minute, you did whatever you want with that little minute. Something like that, she said.

She kind of like called herself downplaying it. Somebody explain to me why. Somebody help me. Why do women, I don't, they don't know. The great minute. They don't know. I can't comment on that. We really think about it differently.

They think about it differently. Yeah, we do. So what do y'all think that that didn't count now or something? It's not that it didn't count, it's like why are you bragging? You did absolutely fucking nothing. Yes, he did. Huh? I inserted my penis into your oris. It's

Right, and I barely I didn't notice you have a boy. No, that don't matter that don't matter. Okay, see Squash one happened after a fucking minute. Hey mama, you might not have got nothing, but I got something. Let's keep it. Then tell us if I'm leaving with something. To us, we're like, if it was nothing to write home about, why are you bragging?

Or I put my pencil on the paper. See, I'm saying, that's why we look at it two very different ways. Or that could just be y'all way of trying to step on this shit. He could have had you screaming and doing all that shit, but because he's saying something, now you gotta get out there and say, oh that shit was trying to get you down.

Why would you see two men going back and forth? Why is that the appropriate time to say anything? Because you're the one that's being talked about. Why can't you be submissive? Oh gosh. Oh shit. Look, if a nigga said, especially depending on when the dude pop, it depends on when he pop.

But if I popped your chick while she was your chick, mama, you need to be quiet. Agreed, that's bragging rights. You need to be chilling. Agreed, I would not have popped up if I was her. That's the case. You still leave doubt out there. I don't do that.

She got up there and said, yo, I popped you back. Yeah, we didn't need the confirmation. Yeah, yeah, you ain't got to say shit. It's a rumor until it's proven, you just confirmed it. In this particular situation, I would have stayed quiet. Shh. Yeah. Shh.

And the fucking church mouse. Word. Pissing on cotton. What the fuck is he talking about? Yeah, I want to say I've been in that situation before. I was trying to find that reference, but go ahead. I don't think it was time for no tweeting if that ever happened to me. I think I walked upstairs.

It was time. I don't know where that phone at. I don't even know where the phone at. Fuck that phone. Hey, no phone. Hey, mama, get out that shower. You've been in that shower for 77 minutes. Hey, no phone. Hey, mama, get out that shower. You been in the shower for 77 minutes. The water is cold, get your ass out of here.

And they're no longer together. Yo, you gotta walk in, I'm sorry, Flip. You gotta walk in on your girl washing the shower. I'm talking about if you with somebody that's trifling. Not if you with somebody wholesome. You gotta walk in there. All of that 45 minute, hour 15, two hour shower, bitch. Ain't that much hair in the world.

Something going on in there. Something going on in there. I went in there one time, somebody that shower man Nameless had their phone, I think I told that story, they had their phone right in the sink. I'd be proud of myself and not looking at the phone until it's right there in front of the fucking sink. I'm trying to brush my teeth. You only look at it in the sink. I'd be proud of myself and not looking at the phone until it's right there in front of the fucking sink.

I'm trying to brush my teeth. You only look at it when it's sink. I'm trying to brush my teeth. Every time I bend down, I'm looking at the shit. I seen an empty text thread. I said, hey, this text thread is empty. She said, yeah, I deleted it. Oh shit.

Why'd you do that? Since, cause I felt like it. All right shit. Why'd you do that? Since, cause I felt like it. All right, well who the fuck was that? It's my childhood friend. Now's a good time for me to express how I feel. Softly, gingerly, and just be communicative. Was she sitting in the tub or was she standing in the shower? And was there a radio around?

And the amp. Oh, shit. Little hair dryer. And how long before she got the new phone? That was fixed. That one was done. You're not allowed to, even if you buy somebody a phone, you're not allowed to break their phone.

I didn't break nothing. You get a charger, you can't take it. It don, even if you buy somebody a phone, you're not allowed to break their phone. I ain't break nothing. You get a charger, you can't take it. It don't break if you throw it far enough in the ocean. You get arrested for that shit, they said. What? If you throw it in the river.

If I buy my wife a phone and I decide to take it and break it, I get in trouble. Yeah. If you buy anything and decide to break it, you're gonna get in trouble. Don't break nothing. I'm not breaking nothing, I'm just, no, I'm not breaking anything.

My wife, she gonna boss you. Yeah, you want it, yeah, take it. Call me, I'll check. There you go, she, I don't like that Caribbean shit is too different. I'll check, nigga. Not me, nigga. I'm gonna break. You can't even be in your house and punch a wall.

Yes, you can. Shit, okay. All right, try it. That nigga's his wife. You don't go to jail for punching a wall in your house. Stop. Punch your house. Stop. I did before years ago. Did she call on you? No That's a New Jersey rule in New York You're not going to jail for punching a wall if she call on you she calls the police and say He is in here punching holes in the wall. I feel you are getting out of that is assault, bro

Yeah, but you're not getting arrested. They probably asking you to leave. No, no, no. They might. Or they can arrest you. That is assault. Assault to who? The wall, nigga? Sheetrock? Home Depot?

You don't have to make physical contact to be a console. Violence. Yes. So you punching the wall. Maybe menacing too is a charge. Yes. Yo, man, shut your ass up, girl.

You never been no real beef. Damn. Shit, you was in, from the couch, nigga. Oh, was in, from the couch nigga. No, no, no, no. Catch yourself. I made a deal. I apologize.

I made a deal. Do you owe anybody money? No, I didn't continue. You caught yourself. I didn't continue. I knew you in there girl. I ain't made no deal. I ain't made no deal. I ain't made no deal. I knew you in there. I

Know you know the funniest stuff the funny stuff about that story a lot not getting the detail a lot It's just that what male the real male what she said that she wanted to happen She can't say it on here No, she can't say what she wanted to happen to shorty or anywhere. Hopefully You ain't doing nothing You wouldn't that nigga? Thank you Joe That was gay Let's see it. Did y'all see cam Newton being petty with his youtube titles underneath the video with the therapist sure did

What's the title take Take it away, Mel. The title was something to the effect of you're a 41 year old therapist. Single as hell, can't get nobody. What the fuck, man, you think you can get some advice, but here's a clip of us. That was the heading on his actual YouTube. Yes.

I got the shit off in the caption. You lying. No. Oh, that. Jeez. Oh, that's crazy. A lot of people are talking about this lady, Miss Bryant. She's dope. That's a Bryant.

I've been following her for a while. She's dope. She ain't got no experience at all. She just talking. I don't give a fuck. I just seen her throw Brooke Bailey out the club on some little clip. What do you mean though?

Physical? Basketball wives. I guess they're shooting a basketball watch. Oh, she's on basketball wives? Yeah, I did not know that. So, is she a friend? Joe, all right, enough. What?

I don't know nothing about you. I like her. I like her too, but come on, basketball wives, really? That nigga's hype and shit? She's a doctor, what's she doing? She's getting physical with people as a... No, she wasn't getting physical. They got her.

He said throwing, throwing is physical. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's being facetious. It was just, it was like a verbal, you know, back and forth between the two of them. Okay. I'm gonna say, I don't know if doctors putting hands on people. A doctor put like she had hands.

Like she wasn't scared, she was bone crusher. No, she do look like she got hands, but she shouldn't do that as a doctor. I wouldn't want to see that. What do y'all think of Cam seemingly responding in his YouTube captions? Joe, listen, I would, no, I would have did the same thing, and I'll tell you why.

I'm gonna tell you why-ish. Listen, when you put something out and the backlash comes from it, nigga, you have to get this shit off one way or another. Get it off on her. How? Nigga, you can't get this shit off one way or another. Get it off on her. How? Nigga, you can't get it off on her, nigga. She just shut this shit down.

So if you can't get it off on her, don't now get it off behind her back and try to berate her in your clips? After the public watched, they had an opinion, and the opinion weren't in the man's favor. Wasn't in his favor. Yeah, so what we do now is respond in other ways. We play the game, petty game.

Petty, yeah. Goofy.com. You always wanna be mature, bro. Shut up, Ish. You're a 41 year old relationship coach, but you're still single. That was the exact title. So fans are like fucking losing their shit right now.

Ah! Because- I like her though, she fly. She fly as fuck. Because- Big up. No, because he seemed to be like actively listening when she was talking to him and then the backlash happens and so then he turns around and then he's petty boots. Yeah, but that's how it goes man. I mean, that's how it goes.

It got everybody talking. Yeah, that's how it goes. It got everybody talking. He's probably playing an algorithm game. That's how it goes. It's channel. It got everybody talking. Yeah, that's how it goes. It got everybody talking. He's probably playing an algorithm game. That's what I'm about to say. Part of it might be algorithm game. But you could word it a different way where it's not.

No, that's not true. It could be Dr. Rips Cam blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That shit gonna go. Well, that went the day before. So I've had enough of that. I'm gonna put it back on her now. I'm gonna push it off. But what's so strange is he posts this,

or whoever is responsible for this caption, whether it's Click Beatty or not, it's supposed to be a dig at her, that she's a 41-year-old relationship coach or whatever the case is, and she's single. We looked at this woman, she's highly intelligent, she's probably gainfully employed, she might be single by choice.

But people don't, what? That's right, walk it off. Walk it the fuck off. Look, it took a while. Don't throw up, don't shit throw up in here, nigga. Here's a tickle wall. Don't do that shit throw up shit in here. But it's like, he considers that a dig,

but yet he's the one that's got eight children from three different baby mamas and talking about having more children but is terrified of marriage. Who's the more dysfunctional one here? Really? Calling their shit up. You guys can come back into camera frame. No, no, no, no, let them stand there looking silly.

She got a point. She makes a point. Come back over and fucking argue with me. She's making a point. Please, I'm not as articulate as you. She'll kill me. Please, please. She'll kill my mic. I can't do... I can't play... I can't play mental tennis

well. I didn't really see... I'm with you. Look, I watched it. I watched more of the clips. Her points were amazing points. I stand with her points with regards to creating broken homes. Totally in agreement with that. With that being said, we're not making a comparative.

They both can be dysfunctional in their separate relationships. And she talked a lot about her own prior dysfunction and the work that she did in order to get to where she is, which is why she can have the conversations that she has. Because she's taken accountability. I saw she said she was proposed to, I think, four times. And she said, this is what, I think, four times. And she said, this is what she did say,

two or three of them might have been my fault. I heard. And she said that. But she didn't necessarily say they were. Well, yeah, she did. Two or three of them were her fault. She took accountability for those particular relationships not going to marriage.

That still doesn't mean that she is, and I agreed with her, I'm just saying, they both can be dysfunctional in their separate ways. It don't mean that he's worse off than she is. You understand what I'm saying? They both can be dysfunctional. You could be toxic, she could be toxic, y'all both are toxic.

It don't mean that I'm more toxic than you are, or vice versa for that matter. Yeah, but she didn't give anything that would make us say that she is. So him saying you're 41 or 43 and single, that don't say, hey, I'm living in such a toxic way. Not at all. No, I was just addressing Mel's point,

but she's saying she's 41, she's successful, and she's attractive. So that potentially could mean that she's single by choice. That don't necessarily mean that. It don't have to mean that. Because it's a lot of attractive 40-something year old women. And just from my own personal stance, I don't feel like fighting nobody.

A lot of them are not single by choice, because I know some of them. So why are they single? I think it varies per person. Everybody is single. They're undesirable. Yeah. Standards too high.

They take more than just body in our 40s. It takes more than just looks. You are. Oh shit. You are cruising for a fucking bruiser. I ain't even, I ain't even peeping. I ain't even peeped that. My bad. I'm talking shit. Of course, male is desirable, but there are some people where that don't, where that, what he's saying, right, is-

Yeah, but I mean, it's the same shit that fucking JD Vance is fucking campaigning on, talking about single women, fucking childlessless with cats and shit like that. It's like whenever there's a woman who is single it's like it's it's like it's pointed it's pointed out like it's a dig you know I'm saying or a chihuahua really Daisy come here but it's pointed out like it's a dig when it's not when it's not necessarily a jig to the woman you know I'm saying it's pointed out like it's a dig when it's not when it's not necessarily a jig to the woman You know I'm saying it's like that's your choice of insult when it's not something that I'm even thinking about Because you know what they come from like niggas quantified a woman's value by niggas she was attached to Absolutely, so now if you don't have that you are not a good woman

I know so many women that are in relationships and marriages that are fucking miserable not a good woman. I know so many women that are in relationships and marriages that are fucking miserable. You know, so. But you got somebody though. But that does not mean that it is like a meaningful connection. You know, I'd rather be alone than be with somebody

that I'm completely miserable with. I would agree. Or that I just, I'm not connected with. I don't want that. That way of thinking is kind of newer. So, it is, it's a new trend. A lot of people can't want that. That way of thinking is kind of newer. So it's a new trend. A lot of people can't process that. But also, but-

Because that leads to single by choice. And that shit is a little cliche. If I'm miserable at home, give me somebody in the house that's miserable too so I can look at you like, you stupid ass face. Stupid motherfucker. Fuck you.

Nah, watch your mouth. Yeah, I'm cool, yo. Give me some company with my misery. I'm gone. You wanna watch the show or not? Stupid. Stupid. Stupid ass.

Yo, that's some of the best shit about a relationship. Oh, taking out your day on her? Yo. They do it to us? They do. They do. You think your girl don't come to the house and take her day out on you?

Yes. Yeah, what the fuck are we talking about? It only sound bad when it's us. Listen, let me tell you something. I will say that the longer that I am single, the more I think I'm losing my freakiness. How would you know? Okay.

Look, look, look, he coming back now. Look, look, look, look. How would you know? Here he come now. Here he come. There he go. There he go. Hey, hey, let's clap it up for Mel and words.

Yeah. You know, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, shit. Hey, hey, will Mel get to use her words? I like this. I was having a conversation with my girlfriend, and she was talking about the last time that she had a threesome, and it was with two guys.

And just. What's her name? I'm not, no, shut up. No, I'm not fucking, I'm not giving her her name. But she was talking about the last time that she had a threesome with two guys and I was just like, oh my God, you make me feel so vanilla. Like, I don't understand.

She was just like, meh. Talking about having like a dick in both holes. I'm like, oh my God. She with the DP. Holy shit, that is like real Eskimo brother shit, right? Yeah, trooper. Is that something you're just getting? Women are, there are,

yo, we must really be old and vanilla. There are women out there that are very into double penetration. I just, yeah, no. Dual penetration, whatever they call it. Double, double, I don't know. Double, dual, all the shit. I ain't never do it.

Double D. I ain't never do it either. Yeah. And so we're. So you feel like because of that. Well no, not exactly that. So then she just started talking about her current sex life and how her man's libido is a little low and she's thinking about.

Getting that on game. She's thinking about breaking up with him because. He's fucking her enough. He ain't fucking her enough and I'm like. Oh, how old is she? They drained off this plot. She's in her late 40s. Freaky ass hoes.

Corey took the words right out of my mouth. I didn't hear them. So when you say, one of the questions you asked earlier, like yo, why do you think that these people are single? Some of that, is it? Because they're not getting fucked enough? No, she's getting DP'd. What the fuck?

Nigga don't got two dicks. Yeah. The DP was a minute ago. Yo, that's a minute ago. She's been like, you know. It was a minute ago. Yeah, she's been in this. Was it a podcast that was a minute ago. She's been like, you know. It was a minute ago. Yeah, she's been in this. Was it a podcast that was a minute ago?

That was where her life was a minute ago. She's been in this committed relationship for like quite a while now. And they have, you know, it's kind of had its ebbs and flows. But she's got a high libido in him not so much. And she's just like, I just, rather than cheat, I just, I'm thinking I'm going to break up. And I'm like, oh my God. I know. I ain't saying that. That's the other reason that niggas will not rush

to fuck those women that are 48, 49, 50, 51. They start wanting to fuck you like they time on this earth is coming to you. Three times a day. Three times a day, like yo fam, I'm not fucking like that. And there's a problem with that? Yes. Yes.

No, you know the funny part? They, no listen. We got responsibilities. No, you know the funny part? No, listen. We got responsibilities. We got jobs. They think we are just sexually driven deviants. And when they drop things in. I wonder where they get that idea from.

From the internet. Yes. From y'all. Yes. Dog, every girl I've ever dated, sex drive was way higher than mine. Same. That's a fact. Every girl I've ever been in a serious relationship with, all of their sex drives have been higher than mine. Same. That's a fact. Same. Every girl I've ever been in a serious relationship with,

all of their sex drives have been higher than mine. And please don't catch up during ovulation week. Oh, whoo. Why would you do that? Hide your dicks. I ain't get my b- Run. Get out of here.

Dead ass. Take your ovulating ass over there and sit there. That ain't gonna work. Yeah. No, sit there for a week. Hit me when that shit turns off. Yo, when I first meet you, I'm going to your clock. Yeah, when the first two weeks, my shit was high. We playing ping pong.

Yeah. After that. Sorry. You right. Yo, the nets are on. What are you talking about? Yo, the nicks are playing. What are we talking about?

I'm dead ass. So I just think that. And look, it's mad dudes in this room, all telling you that. And girls are still like are like nah they just want to fuck they just care about fuck no they don't at first in the beginning yeah in the beginning the nigga knock your head off the thrill of it yeah like yo we in the honeymoon stage we on the honeymoon you get you sit in the honeymoon stage and missy I guess we're speaking about

evolved men I'm devolved you what I'm devolved. You what? I'm devolved. You have sex like that? Yes. I do have sex like that. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Is that because, no, no, no. I'm not doing it. Oh, come on.

Yeah. That's really it. We had this talk before. She's significantly younger than you, right? Not significantly, no. Okay. I was just. But Imani, the point is I really like her.

Okay. Very attractive, sexually attractive. Not even talking about the attract, like I, and it's not a physical thing when I say I really like her. Got it, I like that. I've been with women that I, You really like them.

Like, like, I'm not gonna say like like that, but not like this. I really like, I enjoy not gonna say like like that but not like this I really like I enjoy doing everything with my girl it does reach it raises the libido part me he was having this talk a long time ago and it's like oh bro I'm fucking like I'm in high school again and I don't know why I'll be telling her that like I don't know how the fuck I'm doing this. But it's a chemistry shit. That's when you dodge your beard. You probably popping the blue. I'm waiting his bloodstream. He's probably going crazy in that shit.

He real ice dodged his beard, it's like hoodie mellow. No, I'm not. No pills in that? No, no, I don't take none of that shit. Oh fam, I'm good. I don't wanna fuck like that. Yeah, it's too, it's too. I don't have the desire to do that.

So much shit going on in the world, man. When I start sweating, you got another... You got about another 45 seconds on this ride, buddy. It's two Joes. It's one Joe that think the sex is... I mean, the sweat is super sexy and I look like Conan on top of you, or the sweat is in my eyes and my vision is blurred

and I can no longer see. I can't believe. I'm out of breath and I don't know what I'm doing and my jaw is fucking stiff paused. It's over, it's over, Ma, it's over. Law and order it is. Like enough. Ain't we both gonna be right here in the morning? Do it again. You do it again't we both gonna be right here in the morning?

You do it again? We both gonna be right here in the morning. Some women get older, man. Yeah, they hit their... They peak later than me. They do, right? I don't want anybody here to think I'm shooting at y'all, because I'm not.

I have a very punctual crew here but does anybody want to hear what it sounds like in the real world when people are late a bunch of times to work? Sure I'll play it. Sure. Hi Tatiana. This is Shelly from HR. From HR? Okay. Is that me? No I don't remember you but what's going on? Well we had a discussion a couple weeks ago about how we can make it work. Shelly from HR May jar okay No, I don't remember you but what's going on?

Okay Yeah She said wow and ready to work. Okay, okay. So, your employment is really gonna be terminated as of today because also on 7-20- Hey, no, keep going. You clocked in at 6-21. 21 minutes. Yes, the fuck? 21 minutes of company time. I still work though, like I still like,

why ain't y'all telling me that today when I was just at work? No, we gonna get that day out you That was the day that I let my alright keep going That was okay, so I let my cousin use my car That was it. Okay, so I let my cousin use my car Bring it he overslept or something. He didn't bring it back till the morning. So like I still made it That was my birthday. Yeah. That's my birthday. It's your birthday. I already told you. You didn't have a birthday off work.

I agree with that one. That's my birthday. No. No. No. I didn't call you on my birthday. OK. Everyone works on their birthday.

Even I worked on my birthday. You're too grown for me. So. This is tragic. I'll be there tomorrow, because that's crazy. That's crazy. Like what? Like what, what?

That shit ain't hit her yet. Yeah, it ain't hit her yet. It ain't hit her yet. It ain't hit her yet. Even though she ain't even processing that. I'm going to hit her. It's ignorant that she was on that phone call. I left the test day for hours.

It's not your thing. Cause you can relate to it, right? You want to terminate niggas for being tardy? No. By the time I'm ready to terminate, I normally have a much longer list than just some tardiness. But I just don't, I don't,

y'all know I ain't got but so many years experience in the corporate world. So I don't hear many calls like that. That was hilarious. That was real tough. That's real tough. No, no, I think that was dead ass. I think that was dead ass.

I love the TikTok people that's putting their real business on it. The fact that Shorty don't even see nothing wrong, like she don't even, her brain don't understand that. It's her birthday. No. Oh, that was only 11 minutes. She bugged out in August. I showed up and I worked, right. She bugged out in August.

I showed up and I worked, right? She bugged out in August. Do you get a... What? What's the word I'm looking for? Do you get a... Warning? Any leniency with time?

Like, you know, if you gotta be there at 6 a.m., do they want you there at 6 a.m.? Do you get in there at 6? If they told her they expect you to be clocked in and ready to work at 6 a.m. Uh-huh, you don't get no five-minute grace period your five-minute grace period should be I want to make sure I'm at work early is on Time whatever time is late. So got it. Okay, like I'm gonna put that on myself If I'm told I gotta be here 6 a.m. I'm already planning. I have to be here by 545 Oh, wow, if I'm there after 545 to me, it's like fuck I'm running late.

That gives me the time to do everything I gotta do so that 6 a.m. come, I can do what I gotta do. Got you, got you. But to answer your question, it's just a contingent upon what the company is and who your boss is. They sound like they was fed up with Shorty. I can hear it the way she talking,

she ain't really. Yeah, yeah, she's not the most professional or the most. So now when we already fed up with you, okay? You're gonna give us some reasons we're gonna use these reasons to get you the fuck about it here And the no call no show is my birthday. It was my birthday though Tripping take your birthday off Yo, shout out to my old my old stop work through with the whiz

Shout to my old stock boy crew at the Wiz. Shout out to my old stock boy crew. Don't nothing hurt more than when the manager find out about your clocking scam. Oh, that shit hurt. Hey, we used to start at six, we used to go clocking at 5.30 and go eat. Come back. Oh no, the one nigga clocking.

The one nigga clocking. Yeah, he clocking. They been changed to a lot. Fingerprint now, nigga. clocking. Yeah, he clocking. They been changed all that nigga. Fingerprint now, nigga. Fingerprint. Wait, what? These companies now are fingerprint. Yeah.

Ain't no clocking for nobody else. Electric fobs and shit like that? You can clone a fob, trust me. Oh, okay. Fingerprint. Wait, I gotta give you my fingerprint. Yes, a lot of these places now, you have to put your finger on the scanner.

That's your clock in there. And you clock out. Ain't no more clocking in and out for nobody else. They got us. That is a thing. It's a minority report. Just roll your finger on a piece of tape or something. That's what I gotta turn into the movie.

What that movie? League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or some shit? Yeah, nigga, ain't fingerprinting me. I need my scam, my clocking scam to run. The fuck? Well, we are here. We're by it. Are we recording?

We are. All right, I heard we have a homie court. Yeah, we do have a homie court. Situation to address. So here's my problem with Melissa Savannah Ford Johnson. Willoughby. Willoughby, Willoughby. Who's Blazian?

Francisca. That's a stupid name. Who's Blazian now? So Mel. Now she had the Caribbean awards. Yo, if that ain't Kamala. Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh, shit. She ain't fucking. Oh, shit. Apostrophe-la. Oh, shit. Apostrophe-la. Hey, yo, listen.

That's funny, sir. What happened? Here's my yo, listen. That's funny, sir. What happened? Here's my problem with Mel. What's going on? Mel had reached out to everybody because she wanted to do a surprise for Joe. Oh, turn down, turn down. We got to hear her.

She wanted to do a surprise for Joe, so she wanted to. Why are you talking too fast? My brain can't keep up with this. Mel wanted to do a surprise for Joe. Oh, Mel. All right, come on, nigga. I love you. Which was cake, food, and everything.

OK. She said, yo, we're all coming together to chip in, flip. I want to do this for Joe. Are you down? I said, of course. That's my man. I love him. It's his birthday. What do you need?

What is that? Wait, what's that? It's a booty cake. You got a white butt. She gave me a white ass. I got some white ass. Ha ha ha ha! You think this cake is a white ass?

I'm sped up. Move that balloon this game is a watch? I specify. Move the balloon. I specify. Big black ass. Yo. Hey dog. I don't even know if that's a Spanish ass. That shit is a Cameron ass.

That is a little ass. That is a little ass butt, yo. That shit look like TBL No, that's a little ass butt, yo. That's a boy's ass. She wasn't got that BBL at like 47. So Mel sent out everybody's portion of what she would need for us to get this done. She said, I'm going to pay for it in advance. I said, all right, cool. I'm sitting here quiet.

I see everything there. Minding my business. She said, yo, Flip, did you get my text? You ignoring? So she's going to pay for the cake and the food in advance? Yeah, she paid for everything in advance. I love that. And then we got to give her back our portion. Yes, yes. Hold on, hold on, nigga. Oh, I'm sorry. So she said, yo, Flip, did you ignore my text? You're gonna pay for the cake and the food in advance. Yeah, she played for everything in advance. And we gotta give her back our portion. Yes, yes, hold on, hold on, nigga.

Oh, I'm sorry. So she said, yo, Flip, did you ignore my texts? I said, yes. I said, yes, I ignored your texts. You have money. She said, nah, like you ignored my texts and you know, don't you think it's appropriate to get something for the boss?

I said, I'm not a kiss ass. He wouldn't do that for us. That's what I said. She said, oh, that's not. That's your boy. She said that right here. You just called me and asked me for some shades. Yeah, I did. I said, oh, that's not true. She said that right here. He just called me and asked me for some shades.

Yeah, I did. I'm glad I went to sleep. I'm glad I went to sleep. I'm mad about the shades. That's why I'm talking like that. So anyway, why she's talking is that you and Ice didn't send me no bread. So I started typing and sending her my portion.

Then I said, who you got money from? Parks, Ian, Ish, Erickson. Oh shit. That's an expensive cake. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, you guys. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing she's a fucking scammer she made off I want my bread back. I want my whole juice. I want my whole juice. She is in here. Blow the candles out on the white lady. Blow the white ass. That shit look like titties.

That's a little ass butt, yo. Why are you? That's not. Yo, this is one beef that she need to take care of this beef. After this beef, why would you get me white ass on my birthday? That shit look like titties. You can buy some actual white ass for all this shit. You can have the white ass coming in.

Wait, wait, wait. Man, you got me some white ass with a pink ribbon. Let me show you something. That's what it was supposed to look like. Get a refund. Yeah. Let me see. This is what it was supposed to look like.

That's a type of ass. That ain't bad, man. That's a bad ass. That ain't even an ass. That shit look like titties. No, that's what it's supposed to look like if you paid the real price for it. And they scare us and take the boy and go on the street. Now I see what happened.

Y'all, I'm gonna get this. All y'all pay for this and then I ran over there. You broke the candles out before they melted over the ass. Yo, did you take a picture of that cake? Yeah, take a picture. You need a refund. No, I need a refund. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, refund. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, before you blow it. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Don't put no spit on the cake. Yeah, worm, worm. Happy birthday dear Joseph. Happy birthday to you. Before I blow it out, I want to tell y'all that while I sat there, I noticed it was a cut in the ass, just like I like my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, hey, give me a little surgery scar right there, girl. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, man. What are you talking about? This nigga closes his eyes. This nigga, look, he praying. He take birthday serious. Nigga praying. He take birthday serious.

Nigga praying. This nigga the witch. That's a grown man. Yo this nigga is ignorant. Yo what's wrong with you yo? I love this nigga. Make a wish nigga. Blow your ass out man.

There you go. Yo. Oh shit. That was crazy actually. Oh shit. So that nigga'sas really get your... That is a flat ass. That's a good word.

Yay! Happy birthday, Joe. Yo, that's some bullshit. That is some bullshit. Yo, Mel is a scammer, son. Nah. Mel's scamming. Okay. Hey! Hey! Hey! Okay

No, thank you wanted to buy was dope. She should have ordered that cake. You know Cory with the Boston Biscuit. They give me good cakes and puffs. And I ain't got no candle for my Cory cake. Hey, I want to... That's got me on point, asshole. You got the white ass theme song. Oh my God. I want to thank y'all. I appreciate y'all no matter who paid for the first cake. That's it. I do feel like that's some scam bullshit that Melissa.

I still haven't explained the situation. Ian was not supposed to be a part of the equation. It was just us. So I am reimbursing in what he paid because The Jewish Give you something no, he didn't give me nothing yet wait hold on Wait, hold up. Because somebody called me yesterday and was like, yo, Imani talked to the people at the after-party spot. He was going to put some balloons up there

for your birthday. But the balloons are expensive, so we just said fuck the balloons. Yeah. It don't matter. It don't matter. Hey yo. It don't matter. Oh shit. Yo, why y'all keep thinking that what really happened matters?

That don't matter. Hey yo. It don't matter. You know what it remind me of? What? There's one of the times I was coming to the crib, I'm like yo I'm about to stop by the store, you wanna pick up something?

He go yo yo get these steaks, get this. Alright nevermind dawg. Alright, I'm just gonna stop by the store. You want to pick up something? He go, yo, yo, get these steaks. Get this. All right, never mind, dawg. All right, I'm just going to bring some cups. Wait, and we got cupcakes? Yeah. And we got these little chests. It's about to take a doggie bag.

It's taking a doggie bag. And we got a little, what is this? Oh, man, you guys. Guys. Should we count down? We got to do a Stevie Wonder happy. Yo, we going to turn in unison? Oh, man. Yeah, I guys, guys. Should we count down? Yo, we gonna turn in unison. Oh man. Yeah, I think we should.

There we go. Hey, Mel, wait. Hey, Mel, way to scam these niggas, man. Yeah, Mel got that all. That's fly. I ain't gonna hold you. Hey, Mel, you still got it. Sometimes I'll be mad at the scams.

You always say the bread. You wasn't even going to say nothing. That flip ain't say nothing. That's the crazy shit I was Let me tell you the funniest part about this before this pod started I'm sitting outside trying to catch up with me I'm like, hey man, how you doing? How's your week? She gave me the stress face with a deep breath like I was your weak. She gave me the stress face with a deep breath like, oh, your friends.

Trying to plan stuff with your friends. Trying to plan things with your friends. You'll see later. I mean, we've got something. But your friends. I've been trying to scam your friends. She totally shitted on y'all. Of course she did.

She totally shitted on y'all. She's fired. Never. No, that's fire. That's fire. I swear. That's fire. I'll take my cake, a white ass.

And Cory's cake that looked good. And it's just cupcakes that he going to put in his pocket. Take out of here. It's definitely going to be about six of them cupcakes. But before we go. Yeah. How you doing? Twisted box.

Ready? Look at this. She's old as hell. Three. I'm old as hell. Y'all need to retire. Wow. Wow.

Hey, yo, dogs. That was some of the most anticlimactic shit I've ever seen in my life. I do not buy these. This was not me. We gave you all that money, you bought these bullshit? This is not me. She came up, so she's not me. She's not me.

Yo, man, you are a legend. I ain't even mad at it. You gotta watch these blations. Those are the black Asians, the blations. You gotta watch these blations, boy. Thank you, guys. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, bro.

I appreciate it. I appreciate it. She got offended when I say, yo, we not celebrating for this thing. Yo, niggas is scamming. Niggas is stealing y'all. That confetti was so anti-confetti. That was just a mess. For no reason.

Y'all lucky Martha can hear tomorrow. Martha ain't cleaning this up no way. Oh shit. Oh man. That was girl. Mel you are the greatest. Hopefully everyone here saw the dress code on my birthday dinner invite. That shit was hilarious.

I ain't get invited. Yes, you did. I did not. 100% did not. I wasn't even going to say nothing either. Wow. You didn't get an invite? Oh, sure didn't.

Joe, check your phone, Joe. Check your phone. You know how I see it, boy. Check your phone. I am going to check it. Check it. I bet you I check it. You're going to get a phone now am gonna check it. Check it. I bet you I check it. You gonna put it in your phone now? I bet you I check it.

I bet you I check it. I bet you I check it. No, I'm definitely checking it. Are you crazy? Ice, why you ain't say nothing, bro? How that look? Yo, dogs, I ain't gonna do anything, dog. Ice, that shit never not invite.

Ice, stop it, Ice. This nigga eat cupcakes. He's a place. Holy shit. What the fuck did you talk about, nigga? You didn't say ice in there. I don't see it. Wow. He ain't see it neither nigga.

Sam, could you wait on the cupcakes my nigga? I thought I put the invite. Look at this nigga yo. Yo you a fucking kid. I saw the guy. Nigga we been in here for nine hours. I thought I put the invite in our group chat. No, you ain't do that.

You hit everybody individually. Except Ice. Bitch, I sent you your shit? Yeah. Nigga, if Ice wouldn't have went, nigga. Yep. I don't fuck with Ice. No, that's fucked up.

I'm sorry. 100% thought I put in the group chat. Oh man, you guys are fucking awesome. That's funny. No, no. Well yes, the dress code is dress like you've been somewhere before. I ain't ever been nowhere before. Yeah, don't come in there with y'all little

belief care packages. Oh shit. So tomorrow is not the day for nothing belief. I'm gonna call you tonight. You know, all right, but if you happen to come. They like my fit, the fit I called you, like the pen. If you in a belief, anything. Nigga, I called you when I was at Neiman.

Okay, go back. I called you when I was at Neiman. But go tomorrow to Neiman's. Go day of. You gotta do that day of shopping. I said, Joe, I'm at Neiman,. Go day of. You gotta do that day of shopping. I said, Joe, I'm at Neiman's. I called you. He said, where you going?

People commenting, they said they like my outfit, which is good. They think JR dressed me. Tomorrow gonna be funny. I didn't fucking, well tonight gonna be funny. I didn't turn away niggas plus ones. I gave niggas a little plus one. I gave niggas a little plus one.

I think so. It's gonna be 100 people? No, no, it's like super light, super, super, super light. I ain't doing all that. I don't wanna see nobody at my birthday dinner that I can't be vulnerable with or cry in front of or hit. Yeah, yeah, no, we having a good time. Don't you bring none of that free people shit in my shit.

I have a snob. Trust me, bring none of that free people shit in my shit. I have it's not. Trust me, I have the dress. It's hung up. It's ready to go. I invited them. So come in there right. Act right. Come in there right.

Because you know that Bibi would take it right from under your nose. Who? Not only that, cats. Who? They don't sell chicken. Uh-oh. Damn, dog. We're doing Wagyu and all of that. That Who? They don't sell chicken. Uh-oh. Damn, dawg.

We doing wagyu and all of that. That's fine. All that good stuff. That's fine. It's giving opulence. I'm looking forward to it. It's giving opulence tonight. I'm ready. I said B.B. And you know what? Know what I'm most excited about? They got french fries. And this is just the old nigga. They want to eat first? Waffle fries.

Waffle fries. I don't know what's going on. Give me a second. No, no, as an old nigga, I am very excited about Goldfinger DJing. So am I. That's dope. I'm really excited about that. I heard Goldie getting his bag in a minute.

I'm excited, I'm excited for that. And I'm happy he was available. Goldie, shout out to you. It's gonna be nice. Gonna be nice. Just won't be balloons at the after party. Too you. It's gonna be nice. Gonna be nice. Just won't be balloons at the after party. Too expensive. Who's the session?

Oh. Uh-oh. He's resourceful. But why they call you if your people's just doing shit? Them niggas, who, your sources is so crazy. We trying to keep it a secret, y'all gonna call the nigga we trying to keep it a secret from. I hired a motherfucking...

P.I. I hired a... Oh no PI. I hired a... Oh, no, she's gonna be there. Um... LAUGHTER She's gonna be there. I hired a motherfucking videographer for my shit. I've never did a birthday anything with a videographer.

That's like new era, new wave. How many cameras? I don't know, it should be one camera. Imani said the guy is really good. But he was like, yo, do you want the guy to come to you? Shut the fuck up. I'm like, you want the guy to come to your crib and get like some footage of you getting ready and shit.

And I'm normally grumpy, so I'm like, no, I don't want no nigga in my house. My shit ain't even fucking furnished. You want to get the slow-mo walk out the door and into the car. Into the car, the whole shit. And you said that the ceiling opens up. Yeah, yeah.

He need to have a drone. I ain't going to hold you. Time out. I feel away. I just got the invite to your birthday party for Melissa. Oh, shit. Yo, what's wrong with you? What?

Yo. Why you do that, man? Now I feel like I can't even pull off. That was your $100 right there. I ain't even want. She do shit like that. Oh. That's why that knock on the door can't go ahead.

What? That's it. I'm going to send it to you anyway. Damn, what was I about to say? The videographer dude. The videographer dude. Oh, so the videographer dude. I'm going to send it to you and put his phone down.

It's coming. Yeah. Oh, look. I'm going to send it to you and put his phone down. Send a nigga to Invite, nigga. I never met the videographer dude, I'm telling y'all. So if some strange nigga come up to y'all and put a cam in your face and say,

hey, you guys did the same with Joe Butt's birthday. That corny shit niggas do, I hate when niggas do that. Hey, sing a song for Joe Butt's birthday. How about you love Joe Butt? Tell us the story. What about you love Joe Buttigieg? Tell us a story. What do you want us to say? He's going to be cool.

He ain't going to. You want us to tell the truth? Say something nice. OK. Done. No, not the truth. Not the truth. Tonight's not the day for truth.

Just say something nice. You look excited to lie. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to tell the truth. And it's lovely. I do have a quick part of the shows. I'm going to do two of these. We'll play sleepers.

Everybody will go home to the people that love them. We start with a gentleman that said, please don't use my name, all right? He watched the last episode. He learned that throw, boy. Won't use his name. Oh wait, no, that's a different dude. Oh, this dude said don't use his name either.

Y'all about to say, they all about to say that now. Yeah. Yeah, nigga. No big dog, don't say my name at all. He said Winston Jefferson 70-something times last episode. All right, guy that shall remain nameless says, and I'm reading this for the first time, please don't use my name, Big Joe and the crew.

What up, what up? I hope all is well and respect. My beautiful wife is pregnant with our third child. Congratulations. Congratulations, brother. Because of my career, it's mandatory that I eat right and work out. It's slowly become more and more

of a lifestyle I enjoy over the years. I'm looking good and getting a lot more looks my way. She's a stay at home mom, which the whole family loves. But she claims she's too tired to work out and using the pregnancy, in my opinion, as an excuse to eat badly. What? Oh, there we go.

Yo, this nigga, what I tell y'all is. These niggas are sick. These niggas are crazy. Niggas are sick. These niggas are crazy. Niggas are sick. How do they put up with us? We are animals. I see exactly why Son don't want his name on it.

The prec, she's using the pregnancy as an excuse to eat badly. She can. You know what, fuck it, I'm with you, buddy. Let me keep seeing where you're taking the culture. That said, I am somewhat embarrassed in public as a lady. Oh, yo. I'm all about BBWs.

24 seven, 365, twice on days that end in a Y, but not no Lizzo fat chicks with all due respect. This nigga is crazy. How do I convince her to get her fat ass in the gym? Oh my God. I added the fat ass. Pregnancy aside, I want her to level up with me, but she's not motivated.

When we met, my non-negotiables were, don't cheat and don't lie, we're good. Don't get fat. But over the years, go to the gym is getting important as we get older. I want us to grow together, but she says I'm asking for too much. I think Ish might could help a play out. I think so too. Yeah, worry.

Hey buddy, that shower may nameless. You came to the right place. I think that Ish might could help a play out. Blessings, hoodie fucking who, big jersey, salute. Ish, take it away. That nigga sounds like a fucking idiot. Yeah, but help him out though. He needs some help though.

Yeah, he really needs some help. I'ma help him. Fam, first of all, she stays home watching y'all two kids. Bumpy third. That's one. She's pregnant right now, that's two. I know he's ripping her verbally in half based on the email, my nigga you're bugging. You're bugging.

You gonna put stress on your chick that she don't necessarily need once you carry in a child. You know what I'm saying? Like that's whack. Maybe once she delivers the child, she still stay home, home mom. She gonna have two kids, I don't know the ages, and a newborn.

And that is when you make your move. You know where she's at. Right in the middle of postpartum. Hey buddy, you gotta be in here right now. But if she don't shape it up. Shape it up and ship out. Yo dog, you gotta be understanding, my nigga. I'm talking shit, I'm talking shit.

Leave when you think she's got the postpartum under control. You gotta be there for her, but after that. Or do it. I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing. Nah, I'm weird. We're joking around. But dog, you're bugging. That's your wife too. It's not your girl. Your wife is pregnant. You are bugging.

And if you appreciate fucking body health, physical health, then I don't see how you could disrupt what her body's going through. With regards to bad food, depending on how bad she's eating them. Oh, she's eating like a flop. It could affect the child. Total flop. All the other shit he's bugging out.

Like, fam, that's the last thing that should be on your mind. Rather her eat a lot during the pregnancy than drink a lot during the pregnancy. That's true. That is a fact. That's true. That is a fact. They don't drink at all. Absolutely. I mean, the girlies say that they don't. They're not supposed to.

One day, we could have a real talk about these chicks that's drinking during the pregnancy because I see them No, no, we sit out cut well, I can't see that y'all bitches Don't have enough discipline to fucking put your favorite vice down for nine months. They drinking that sounds crazy That's disappointing that women actually drinking out here pregnant. And they smoking they weed. Fam, I've seen them actually on the timeline saying like, in the whatever try mess, it's okay to do it then. Now they justifying it.

No, they're saying that like. And they say wine. Towards the end. Towards the end you could. Towards the end because it will help induce. The pregnancy. Yeah, well, labor. I mean labor, yeah.

Yeah. Drink one liquor. The pregnancy. Wine. No, these chicks was saying labor, yeah. Yeah. The pregnancy. Wine. No, these chicks was saying liquor. OK, I don't know nothing about that. I'll do one more part of the show. Yeah, I feel some sort of way, my nigga. What'd you say?

I feel some sort of way. That he singled you out? That he thought I was going to ride with him. Well, he didn't think you was going to ride with him. He said he wanted to get some help from Ish, who's a player. Yeah. Player-player. My player Ish. You know what I'm saying? Player-to-player, man.

A nigga probably from around the way. He said, big jersey. No, he was saying hoody. It sound like a nigga that would get frustrated at a bitch eating the wrong shit across from him. Yeah, why do you get two cupcakes? Yeah, like unhealthy fucking slob. Nah. Fucking bitch dimples went away.

Alright, this guy says, Great day Joe, my name is Malachi from Decatur, Georgia. Graduated from Georgia Tech, also known as Tone Legend in the music industry and intone for Ike Dirty. I decayed the third at the artist factory before K. Michelle got on Love and Hip Hop. I've been following you since before your complex days. I'm also the guy that's been tagging you all and LL Cool J and all of those remixes of Kendrick Lamar on Instagram.

I wanna shout LL out for holding me down too when that Papa Rotson nigga tried to come do some bullshit. LL class personified, again, I appreciate you. What'd he say? Well, some reporter ran up to Elle and was like, yo, what do you think of Carisha laughing at you giving Joe Budden's gold plaque? And Elle was like, a lot of people don't have a gold plaque.

And he was like, some people don't go diamond and shit until after they die. Yeah. As I watched you over the years, I've come to realize that you are extremely hilarious in caps. Aw, maybe even more funnier than most of these comedians today. All right, you hyping me. I know you you Joe, you are always a step ahead of everyone when it comes to growing your brand

and reinventing yourself successfully. The question that I have for you Joe is when will your first stand up comedy show happen? Nigga. Have you ever thought about tapping into the comedy world and do you and your friends think that you could be successful at it? And how would other comedians, hostile comedians feel about you tapping into their market?

He must not be a Petroli. You're extremely funny. I believe you can go toe to toe with Marlon Wayans. Oh wow. Your comedy style reminds me more of a Damon Wayans, Eddie Murphy mixed with Cap Williams and Dave Chappelle with the enthusiastic sarcastic... What do you want? Get off your knees. Y'all disrupted me.

I got to read that again. Oh, man. Wait, wait, wait. Cut me off. What? You did a slurp noise? I did. It worked.

And nobody heard it but you. Hey, you recorded it. We recorded that motherfucking too. Joe, come on. Enthusiastic, sarcastic town. I would love to hear your thoughts on this. Homeboy, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, I have thought, Hey, you recorded that motherfucking too. Joe, come on. Enthusiastic casting time. I would love to hear your thoughts on this. Homeboy, I have thought about stand up.

I think we talked about that here with Don-El. Yes, I think I would be successful at anything I put my mind to, but I don't sleep on a craft. I think it would take a lot of hours, a lot of practice, a lot of routine, and that's not where I am currently, but I'm really glad that somebody else out there thinks I'm as funny as I think I am. So I appreciate you. Thank you. Ta-da.

Sleepers. Sleepers. Sleepers. Sleepers, as promised, I'm going with my guy as soon as I can minimize this screen. Yeah, I'm going with my guy because that's some bullshit homie did. I am going with two seconds, please. Here we go. On my leg. You already know what time it is.

Movin'. Follow your pulse. Ah, it says it's playing. Bring it back, rewind. Brand new Omale, let's get it. Brand new OMA, let's get it. You got to muddle these conversations These things money can't buy This should be enough for you My darling I believe in the life Time is to have fun

Let's take this time together Need confirmation Uh, girls I've been moving Moving, moving I've been moving, moving I've been moving, moving I've been moving, moving, moving I've been moving, moving, moving, moving

I'm blessed all I have savings I won't need five heads sadness Look, look who's coming, I'm being honest Just a little drama, I'm a non-binoness Just a little drama, non-binoness You can turn it over, not all the time You can turn it over, not all the time When I feel it, move it, not all the time When I feel it, move it, not all the time You can turn it over, not all the time You can turn it over, not all the time When I feel it, move it, not all the time When I feel it, move time When I feel you move another time I've been moving, moving, moving I've been moving, moving I've been moving, moving, moving I've been moving, moving, moving

This is the God of medals These gun sessions This is money can't medals This gon' say songs This this money can't nobody This human not for you My darling I believe in the light Time is too hot for me Let's take this time to get high Make confirmations Move out

Brand new music from Omale. Shout out to Omale. That record is called Movin'. Available in your phone and on DSP's right this very second. Omale, friend of the show. Good luck to everything you're doing. Can't wait for the new project. Salute. Salute.

That's what I got for y'all all right all right my sleeper is called boys in the hood it's Ralph the rebel, Joel Santana, Meek Mill and Jim Jones I'm looking back at you, you know you're a bad ass Fuck her Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her Chop it in the lamb, she like, no it can't be Slitting up DM's, she start jumping out her panties Could've hit your BM, but I thought about the family Put her in the Bentley, she was in the Camry Kind of 20 million, man, that shit look like an era I don't need to go there, hit her, hold Bentley, she was in the Camry Kind of 20 million men, that shit look like an Arabic I don't need to go there, hit her, hold her, get some therapy

You don't wanna go there, we go there, take it seriously If I see the brother, he has no question, he like, where is he? I be out in Turkey, that Dior shit on my shirt with a hood bitch Teachin' supermodel how to twerk and she a good bitch But I don't think she poppin' out to work, she at the clipboard Trippin' with no luggage, she like, fuck it, she a hustlin' lil' bro But the hoe on the week and I hit her phone And she curbin', so you know we ain't speakin'

So what I do? Hit her friends On the road for the week and fake pageant She on the gram, like I know this Felicia And when we outside, they ain't outside Got gold in the bleachers Leave a nigga with it's my wildest Smokin' sneakers And if you ever get in trouble, better not go to them people

Cause you know the procedure, pussy Uh, capo I brought the Audi, double back, I brought the Carti My bitch called Elixir, hit the arm, brought her body My young niggas go dumb on the run, pussy Uh, capo I brought the Audi, double back, I brought the Carti My bitch called Elixir, hit the arm, brought her body My young niggas go dumb on the run, he caught her body The chopper got a kick like it no karate You know I get rowdy like the Brody Bobby

Three Scott Dollars, you would think I got a rolly hoppy Still throw it up like meek on Ducati's in a club Getting drunk with the heat on my body Before you die you better live it up, they know how I give it like Pock in a drop with a Glock pump and hit em up Your block gon' chip in so you leave here in the fidget tucks Thug shit, ace to the face until I spit it up I hate how the young bitches like to give this old nigga the pussy If you hear him pill him talking that mean yo nigga is pussy

If you heard she a treat that means she throw niggas the pussy If they spin a block once that mean those niggas is rookies Heard niggas talking on the net so what's to talk about? Said what I said so ain't nothing else to talk about Said what I said, so ain't nothin' else to talk about 30 in this big old Clizzy, that shit'll sort it out Hashtag what? We ain't even gotta call him out New York baby, Mike Clizzy, Mike Peli Bust down AP, this Eric, not Elliot She don't even want the bag if I don't Kelly

it Put her in an Uber, you ain't got it, bitch, I'm Zellie it Bull up with the truck, I'm on the road, how they gon' shoot me And my little shorties, they all gone, bitch, I'm Gucci Pull up with the truck, I'm on the road, how they gon' shoot me? And my little shorties, they all gone, bitch, I'm Gucci They all catch a stain, I'm gonna stain on these Gucci's And I got some jazz, how I'm styling, screaming, whoopty Oh, yeah Uh, just brought a Rari, took the roof off I'm the one that's always doing number two on ya

Shitting on them hard, need a stool soft Minus the Corrine diamonds, look like pool water Harlem's New Porta They Alpo's for the dough they change like moose quarters I don't need the stylist cause I'm always stylin' Get fly myself autopilot Might spend a fortune on a watch just to waste some time Only rockin' once, what I call a waste of time Back of the Maybach, driftin' to endless fashion Rollin' smoke, spillin' ashes on the endless fabric You think my diamond's takin' pictures how them bitches flashin' In my green on point, cactus, long way from dirty mattress

We in a different bracket, why you waitin' for taxes? I'm payin' my taxes, 20 bags as I leave out of Saks Fifth We don't ask what it costs, we just grab shit No more runnin' from the D's, tryna hop the fence We still got them sticks, the niggas tryna blitz Large ship like a rocket ship They poppin' shit, we droppin' shit Get souped up and turn the lobster bits

She love that ghetto dick But if she wanna fuck me she gon' need a membership Ghetto nigga with exquisite taste Might park the rape outside a Chick-fil-A Born king, I was destined for royalty Shittin' on them, I done ran out of taller trees Me and your bitch, we been introduced formally That she wanna spoil me orally, sort-ally I was destined for royalty shitting on the money ran out of toiletries. We ain't your bitch We've been introduced formally

That she want to spoil me orally sort of leave you sick need quarantine rich nigga attitude We are not compatible at a booth They're getting that record is boys in the hood Rowdy rebel jewel Santana meek mill Jim Jones. Oh I'm playing some R&B. I'm going to the Bronx. This is Taye Bell, Who Gonna Love You. ["Who Gonna Love You?" by Taye Bell playing on radio.] Who gon' love you like I do, huh, what? Who gon' love you like I do, huh, what? They don't love you, girl

They don't love you, they don't love you, girl They don't love you, they don't love you, girl Who gon' love you like I do, huh, what? Who gon' love you like I do, huh, what? They don't love you, girl They don't love you, they don't love you, girl They don't love you, they don't love you girl They don't love you, now let me get this straight You don't know it's fake, but I look up on their faces I know you wanna stay, girl I could relate But they ain't tryna feed ya, they just eating off your plate Ain't no conversation, flowers for no reason Dinner reservation, he ain't concerned with pleasing

Knew that when I hit ya, hit ya, hit ya, I come through That I could do some shit that other n***a couldn't do He ain't concerned with blazing Knew that when I hit ya, hit ya, hit ya, I come through That I could do some shit that other n***a couldn't do You need to think before you settle down And it's too late to turn around I wait around for you to come around Baby, don't get me runnin' round When you know he don't love you

Who gon' love you like I do, huh? What? Who gon' love you like I do? Huh, what, who gon' love you like I do? Huh, what, they don't love you, girl They don't love you, they don't love you, girl They don't love you, who gon' love you like I do? Huh, what, who gon' love you like I do? Huh, what, they don't love you, girl They don't love you, they don't love you, girl

They don't love you, how, they don't love you They don't love you, girl, they don't love you How long I'm supposed to wait? You still ain't tagged me in, I'm here waiting on the base I'm running out of patience, moving at your pace Soon as I pass him up, you let him right back in the race I don't know who rams him, you just need some spasher Girl, he don't deserve it if he ain't willing to chase ya Knew that before I hit ya, hit ya, hit ya, duck him through

That I could do some shit that other nigga couldn't do You need to think before you make up your mind Is this what you want? Why would you leave behind a better guy? When you're too busy putting up a front When you know he don't love you Who gon' love you like I do? Who gon' love you like I do? Who gon' love you like I do?

Who gon' love you like I do? They don't love you girl They don't love you They don't love you girl Who gon' love you like I do? Who gon' love you like I do? Who gon' love you like I do? They don't love you girl

They don't love you They don't love you girl, they don't love, we don't love you They don't love you girl, they don't love you Who gon' love you? That's who gon' love you? Taybell Oh yeah, she was alright Shout out to my guy, man I'm going to Kalani's project She had like three different songs I wanted to pick from but I'm gonna go with

When He's Not There featuring Lucky Day and a whole bunch of other people. Went from a three bedroom apartment out in Brooklyn Right with that boy, you call him in I shoulda known that you was looking I went into him uptown Cracked a smile and kept it pushing Cause what he don't know won't hurt him Where does he know you're yearning Yearning for me I tell you three times a year that you gotta be this solo

Not even for me but for you because I'm out here don't love Don't tell none of your homegirl girls cause nobody needs to know now That I come over when he's not there I come over He don't even know that I'm here Can't lie, come over I come over when he's not there Can't lie, he's not there He's not there, he's not there Does he sleep on this side of the bed

While our memories play in your head? Have you changed my name in your text? Not yet, no Girl we so hot like in LA heat In this feeling like hide and seek Know you missing your favorite seat Turn off the lights, keep one and leave the back door open I'm a diving head first and swim right into the ocean

Who knows I won't end a happy home but I leave a condo broken Hit me when I hide in the walls, walls don't know it's unspoken And I come over when he's not there I come over when he's not there He don't even know that I'm here I come over when he's not there He's not there, he's not there He left you alone now, you just wanna play Guess he missed it out, I won't let him go to waste Soft and sweet at every time

I'ma come and get it Send a signal or a sign Let me know you ready Who got you on lockdown? Drop the diamond in the dirt Holy shit is wild He don't even get it right Move that to the side

Show me how you finish I hit it like it's mine Well, damn Guess he won't know what he had until it's gone Guess he can't, cause it's way in the line Why he a-boing, I explode Another round, let me pour for you I spend my time just to adore you

What heaven I find And they ain't gotta know Can I come over when she's not there? I come over when she's not there They don't even know that I'm here Can't deny it, come on I come over when he's not there Yeah, I'm here

Right there He's not there He's not there That's When He's Not There, Kehlani and Lucky Day, that was dope Kehlani's album is fire and back to Moony Long for a minute. Moony Long I'm sorry. That's that song that she freestyled over 21 questions on Sway is on her album. It's titled Questions for the people that was looking for that record. I know she tore it up on Sway. That

record is all the way fire. So shout out to Moony Long, shout out to Kehlani, and shout out to Doshi again. Yeah, that shit's mad. Shout out to Doshi again. All you hip hop, backpack, rappity rap niggas. She hit everything. She hit everything. Yeah, yeah, that wasn't just in that bag.

If you haven't heard Doshi, go check it out unless your name is Big Sean. Man, that's what got me. Man Man, I got to sleep in too, nigga. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, shit. Okay. All right, Paul Jones. My Sleeper is back for more.

It's Liza featuring Toby. It's a Blazian artist. She's beautiful. She is beautiful. You know her? Yeah. Right? Oh, yeah. She is beautiful Different towns, I feel we're in the same place I know we wouldn't wait a little bit longer

Even though it's been five months We can keep the silence and up in the space, oh You call me when you need me Even when I love my dogs It's easy for me to let go Cause I know you'll be back for more Oh baby, won't you come when you need me When I lock my door

It's easy for me Just to hang you back for more Can't keep coming back around me Can't wait to get restarted I'm gonna swing it, put it on me Make you remember me How about I show you something? If you forgot it, play it for closer

Really won't be here Drop out the memory Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I would lie way too stubborn Winging and come up in conversation Why pretend I know I won't be? One more time at least One more time for me So I stopped this, but we're not conscious Let's get toxic together Call your phone, I hope you're home

I know I'm wrong, I hold you close Then never be home Heard you moan, know the time So please forgive me, I was drunk But in this moment, nothing really more important than some closure Then the door is posted closed, get busted open Baskets scratched and baskets stabbed in hair This boat you missed the pain, and I'm still saying She coming back around me, Can't wait to get restarted

I'ma swing and put it on me Make you remember me I better show you something If you forgot a paper post I'm gonna roll for ya Drop up in memory Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Got you coming back

Oh, oh, oh, oh Got me running back Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Got me coming back Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Got you coming Got you coming That, got you coming back I decided to play something that was extremely hot last year. Give them some Naila, man. Yeah. Naila Blackman.

Give them some Naila Blackman again. And Skinny Fabulous, Come Home. Give them some Naila Blackman. I've been patient and I've been waiting Call me stubborn but I can't get over it You left and never say goodbye Those tears I cried, no, I can't get over it So don't you ever Let me down again Cause I'm depending on you So you better come through this time Please hear my cry And if I ever

Let you down my friend It was a misunderstanding So we thought you'd give up that deal So we thought you'd give up that deal So we thought you'd give up that deal So we thought you'd give up that deal So we thought you'd give up that deal Let you down my friend It was a misunderstanding So let the truth be forgotten Don't ever miss from today I go drunk like I never drunk

Wave like I never wave Wine like I never won before Just to show you I'm sorry, I'm sorry And I need you back in my life Look at people by the truck Emotions running high We are not in the sky Just running down we lie Can't you tell that we sorry? We sorry And we need you back in we life

I need you back on my life I need you back on my life Come home to me Come home to me Come home to me, come on to me, come on to me Eternal blessed I come Come on to me, come on to me, come on to me This is my apology, follow me, come and see

What you mean to all of me You're a treasure in my eyes The greatest pleasure in my life Cause when you're laughing by my feet On the street, I'll replace Who is whether I should be? Pretty feathers in disguise Not together we will rise So don't you ever I'm gonna make you feel better, I'm gonna make you feel better I'm gonna make you feel better, I'm gonna make you feel better I'm gonna make you feel better, I'm gonna make you feel better I'm gonna make you feel better, I'm gonna make you feel better

I'm gonna make you feel better, I'm gonna make you feel better I'm gonna make you feel better, I'm gonna make you feel better I'm gonna make you feel better, I'm gonna make you feel better I'm gonna make you feel better, I'm gonna make you feel better It was a misunderstanding So if I took it for granted Then I promise from today I'll go jump Like I never jump Wave like I never wave Wine like I never won before Just to show you I'm sorry

I'm sorry And I need you back in my life Look at people by the truck Emotions running high We are not in this tie Just running down we high Can't you tell up the sound? We started

And we need you back and we high I need back and back Oh, I need you Oh, I need you Come on to me I, I need you Turn up this the good Oh, I, I It's time to be so good To you, I need you more To you, I need you more

Come on to me Come on to me Come on to me, I, I Come on, it's time to go Bye Come home, Nyla Blackman, and skinny fashion. It's Nyla Blackman right there, that's the slap. Yeah, shout out to Nyla. Always got a friend to show up here, Nyla. Yeah.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Go. What? What's wrong with you?

Nothing happened. Shout out to Nyla Blackman, man. Oh, mad shout out. Yeah, yeah, shout out. Shout out for Nyla, boy. I love Nyla, she's cool. I know. I know, I love her too. Yeah. I love her too. I'm super intoailah Blackburn, man. Bad shout outs. Yeah, yeah, shout out. Bad shout out for Nailah, little boy.

Yeah, yeah, I love Nailah. She's cool. I know. I know. I love her too. Yeah. I love her too. Super fire.

Yeah. Anytime we can help. Of course. Come on, support. That's important. That's, you know, use the platform. That's the whole point of the show. Yeah.

That's the whole point of the show. I appreciate that. I appreciate that, Joe. Come on, man. I appreciate it. No you. For sure. The least we could do. Come on. Help somebody's dreams come true. Absolutely. Pay it forward. Pay it forward.

That's what it's all about. Big Boris. That's bad money. Why y'all let it stun us like that? No, you're Boris. No, you're Boris. You're Big Boris. Big Boris.

Big Boris. My whole life, he said. That's what he said. But he ain't factoring in later years. His whole life. Like the later. Still. No, still.

In his heyday, I believe him. Still Boris. How was he back then though, Joe? Is he still the same? Like how was it back then? Back when? Like before. He remained the same.

Like this has always been him. Like, did he have more bravado to him? Was he cocky when he was younger? He cocky now. No, not really. Isch is humble to me. No, he's not. Wait, y'all think Isch is cocky? Isch is humble?

Does everybody here think Isch is humble? I'm shutting up. I ain't throwing no money on him. No, no, no. I ain't throwing money on him. Cory said, I don't know Isch. Cory said, I don't know Isch, so maybe I'm missing something. Maybe I know him different than me thing, I'm just I'm shut up. I ain't throwing no money on it. No, no, no, no, I ain't throwing money on it. No, Corey said I don't make a face of me. Corey said I don't know Isha, maybe I'm missing something. Maybe I know him different than me because I think he humble. All right, you think he's humble?

I don't think Isha's humble. You don't think Isha's humble? No, I don't think he's humble. Damn, I'm missing some shit. Parks? Parks. Parks. I wouldn't call it humble.

I wouldn't call it humble. What do you call it, in the middle, humble? Yeah, humble. Humble. Humble. Isha's humble. This don't give me a cocky guy though. Like he's man.

Confident. Male. He's confident cocky is two different things. I wouldn't say cocky, but I wouldn't say humble. So humble. Humble. Humble. He's humble.

He's not. Really? I gotta see a different ish then. Cause he don't want to lean into certain shit and he don't want to talk about himself. Yeah, but when he put that Visina in. They start. When he put that Visina in and lick his lips. And when he put that Aqu to talk about himself. Yeah, but when he put that Visine in. They start. What are you talking about?

When he put that Visine in and lick his lips. And then he's in his front. And when he put that Aquaphor on his eyes. When he get his eyes nice and gleamed up. So OK, so let me ask you a question, because you knew him for a long time, right? Was he always like this, or was he worse? You not what?

You not an asshole. All right. Nobody be a jerk. You not what? You're not an asshole. Wait, hold on. No, no, no. All right. Nobody here knows anything about any of this. This is no self-awareness. Nobody here knows anything about this. Damn, fuck. This is opposite daring some shit. No self-awareness here.

What the fuck? You know, that's niggas is not. And I ain't going to lie. For the people out there that may have seen me and itch together back in the day, and y'all think he's humble Like it's easy to be humble when you send your man over there to fucking chit-chatting in the depths of hell It's easy to stand on the side and look humble this motherfucker So he said he said you on the mission when I was doing the two

I don't think it's nothing humble about yo,, I like her, go get her for me. I'll be right here drinking. I'll be right here drinking my juice. That's not humble. Yo, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to dump y'all of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once you go get her, she's mine.

That's not humble. Wait, wait. That was y'all game plan? Like he'll send you on the missions? Shot Brothers. Oh, have you ever heard this nigga talk up here? Yes. He ain't talking to nobody. Shot Brothers. Have you ever heard this nigga talk up here? Yes, he ain't talking to nobody. And it wouldn't be reciprocated?

Like, you send him on the mission? I would, but he ain't need it. Oh. Pump it up. Look, he about to blow it. Go ahead. No, no, no. That nigga talks.

Pump it up. No, no, no, it's not that. That nigga talks. No, that nigga talks. I told you, we've talked about it. He started talking. And if you look over in about seven, eight, four. Shit.

That fast? Four? Four minutes. Thumb on her? That nigga had that. And that nigga had that. And that nigga's thumb was on their shoulder in four minutes? If he touched it with his thumb, it's over.

She was moving it. We've seen that. We've seen that happen in real time. Yeah. The girl I'm looking at, if you don't get to her soon, assume it's gonna be a crowd over there one or she better leave I Gotta get right to it now. Hey, I gotta get to it for me or for my brother Somebody got to get it done And if I don't get it done and it's get it done then they hook it up for later with somebody else that may be with

Her later one of us is gonna get this job done a humble person is someone who is not What else is gonna get this job done? A humble person is someone who is not proud. No, read it, now read it. Nobody asked you for your definition of humble. No, that's definition, you got it. Look, a humble person is someone who is not proud, arrogant, assertive, and does not consider themselves to be better than others.

Antoine, Antoine. I never see that, hold on, wait, wait, wait. Wait, by definition, what you think? You think humble? You just have to have private conversation. I'm proud? Yes. I'm arrogant? Yes. Not at the definition. You think you're humble? You just have to have private conversation. I'm proud? Yes.

I'm arrogant? Yes. I'm not arrogant. Assertive? For sure. Assertive. Contingent upon. Contingent upon.

No, because I'm lazy. I don't know what contingent means. You can be lazy to assertive. I'm lazy, though. I don't know what contingent means. Yes, you're assertive. And I consider myself to be better than other people? Yes.

No way. Yes. Not to me. Not to me. You niggas are hot. I got to hang out with these niggas. They're potting, bro. They are potting.

He's man cool. Me, Mel, Ish, and Barks think we better than people. What? I get fucking thrown. That's not true. Me, Mel, Ish, and Barks think you better than motherfuckers. You, Mel, Ish, and Barks think you better than motherfuckers. Barks is white. Barks is white? You, Mel, and Cory.

You, Mel, and Cory. Me, Cory, Mel-ish. No. Harks. You know what? You're right. I'm done speaking for y'all. I'm better than people.

You're right. You're down with them niggas. I see niggas every day where I look at them and be like, yo, I think I got him. Why is that bad? Why is it bad to look at a nigga and be like, yo, I think I got him at this point in life. What's wrong? Man, what about you, come on. Agreed, agreed.

There's definitely a lot of bitches out there that I'm like, I got you. Mad bitches. I'm not gonna reply to what's her name. It's like, yo, we better than you. Yo, yo, at any point, if you see somebody shooting me and I don't reply, it means I think I'm way better than you. Yo, real quick, before we end this podcast, I want to tell y'all some things that I'm grateful for in my 40s.

Okay, that's okay. So I want to tell y'all some things I'm grateful for in my 40s. My brother, Freeze. White ass. White ass. I can't believe that Mel brought me a cake, a white ass, and it didn't pay for it. You went and picked that up? I had it delivered.

I'd have gave that shit right back to her. You should have cut the ass. Wait, you asked that she went to pick it up, like a responsibility? Yeah. Like, if she had to pick that up and I would have saw that cake, I'd be like, yo, this is not what I ordered. I'm not telling you.

Yo, she didn't pick up the dog shit. Order this. Yo, she don't. Got the nerve to put the dog in that sweater. It's fertilizer. They got a sign that says you got to pick it up. You get a fine. find dirt under the bush You were telling us about gratitude Nah, hell no, nigga. I left that shit right there, it splashed.

On your pants. On your pants. Clearly you don't live in one of them buildings. I came here talking about it, where they do the dog shit specimen. Yeah, you do it. No, I'm not that rich. I'm not rich.

That's some rich shit. Yeah, some rich fucking shit. It's not rich shit. When they take the dog specimen, That's some rich shit. And then test your dog's shit to say it was your dog. Why disappointed you? What the fuck are we talking, what?

I don't even have a clue. Listen, I am thankful at 44 for Freeze giving me the nose hair trimmers. That's my favorite thing at 44, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm glad. Nah, yesterday I was in the bathroom there. It was zing zing zing. That shit was erotic part. Yeah. Yo, erotic. Yo, that's 40s, yes.

Woo. I'm thankful for Icy Hot. Icy Hot. I'm thankful, I'm grateful for Naps. Blue Boys. Naps. Oh, that's my 30s. Shit.

Blue Boys, we grateful for. What else, what else, what else? I'm sure it's something else I. Shit. Blue boys, we grateful for. What else? What else? What else? I'm sure it's something else I'm forgetting. Listen, man. I don't have anything else I need to announce.

Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time I bid you a due farewell. Adios, arriba, derci, hasta la vista, so long, goodbye. Or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember, life is a series of moments. And moments pass, so let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Lastly, the baddies are insecure.

The stagnant women want to travel. And the clothes-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol or Advil, nigga. You might need it. That bitch will not submit. She just gonna keep talking. Oh, you throw money on the house. You throw your food on the ground. You rub it on the pussy. Oh, my God.

Like, damn, niggas can't even rub on no pussy no more. This trick, man. I'm joking. I'm joking.'m super high. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Everybody relax. Don't come to my shit looking stupid tomorrow.

I promise you, my security will be there. He's coming as a patron, but I assume if shit get jumping that he will escort somebody out. I didn't hit him and say work. I'm saving some money. Saving money. I also cash-apped some money yesterday and it wasn't a nigga that I thought I was cash-apping.

That was my very first time that's ever happened. They sent it back? You know the only remedy they have for that is for the person to send it back to. I did not know that. Nigga, I will boycott Cash App right the fuck now. Alright. That'll be fine.

Yeah, they ain't going to trip off that. I put in a request for a refund two days ago. That nigga ain't said nothing yet. So I just sent the $3,500 request to the AA nigga. $3,500. Cash App told me I ain't nothing we could do. And they give you the little disclaimer. Are you sure you want to send this?

If this person's not in your contacts yep that is bullshit yeah I was so angry I needed a picker-upper so I went to the Instagram search bar and just typed in sweet pea and they got 90 bad bitches popped up. I don't know how to say it. I caught a good one. If you really get jiggy with it, put an X where the E is. Which E? The P. Sweet PXA. The real baddies ain't spelling nothing right. Listen man, y'all hold it down.

Everyday Above Ground is a good one. Again shout out to Virgo Nation. If you woke up with breath in your lungs this morning you are extremely blessed. Life is fragile. Call your parents. Call your kids. Call your loved ones. Tell them you love them. Don't take this thing for granted man. We will be back

same time, same place next week. I wanna say that there's a vacation coming in September. I'm just not sure of it yet. I'm waiting on Parks to say what he's doing. If Parks ain't going nowhere, these niggas will be at work. Oh, man, everybody's taking vacations. Hey, go!

Stop your stuff! Stop your stuff! Stop your stuff! That's not fair! Quit trolling, man, nigga! This is a slap! This is a 50-2 vacation, nigga! What'd you say? See, everybody taking vacation when I'm taking vacation.

I thought I was... I'm gonna fuck you up. I thought I got one over. It was like with Mel. Mel was like, I need a week off. So I gave everybody off for Friday, thinking that meant Mel was coming in next Friday. Mel said, ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Mel said, ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Yeah, September.

Look, look at her face. Look at her face. We taped on Thursday. It wasn't really a day off. Wait. Oh man. No. It's true. We did tape on Thursday. It wasn't really a day off. Wait. Oh man. No. It's true. We did tape on Thursday.

Yeah. Cause Pogs couldn't do it on Friday. Yeah but. But what? Am I bugging him out? What about the following Friday? What? Okay.

What would that mean? I'm bugging it. I'm wrong. Wait I'm confused. I don't even know what you're talking about, Playboy. It's got the fuck out of there. If Mel say, and I'm ending this, we not dog growling. If Mel say, this is over with, Mel killed this shit,

I'm not fucking with her today, do whatever the fuck you want, I don't care. I don't care, it's your word. If Mel say, I'm going for a week, and then we take off the Friday, that Friday I thought was included in the week, but it wasn't. Oh, I see what you're saying.

She took off a week that we all was working, and then it came back, so it was really like 14 days. Was it though? Yo. Hey, Super. I don't think so. That's boy math. Send that money for that cake.

Boy math that. Pay for the cake. Yeah, yeah, fuck out of here. You didn't pay for it. Yeah, math. Send them money for that cake. Boy math that. Pay for the cake. Yeah, yeah. Fuck out of here. You didn't pay for it. Yeah, no, no, no. Your money. Your money.

Cash that, bud. It's paper. I would cash that, but I'm over my limit since some strange nigga got my four grand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ["We Are The Same"]

We gone, man. Live well and pay your taxes. You hear that Ari Lennox? Some things a football helmet won't protect you from. Football we leave Flip, I love fucking you and Shiggy's vid too. I did. You get your pain like a little moth When he leave he be getting shit lit, I'm gonna fuck him up with it Alright, what up? Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i j v p j v p f i e r e t u b e w h i t h e W H E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V E V