The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 756 | "Ozempicfest"
Episode Date: September 4, 2024In the latest episode from the JBP, the room begins with a recap following Joe’s birthday party over the weekend (17:30) before turning to the passing of legend Fatman Scoop late Friday night (38:30...). Ice Spice and Cleotrapa’s beef is playing out on the internet (52:35), following the delay of the billboard charts Travis Scott sits behind Sabrina Carpenter with 361k units (1:32:16), and Joe has some additional thoughts on both Doechii (1:53:50) and Big Sean albums (1:56:19). Also, the gang debates whether or not you really know how up your parents are or not (2:12:28), more on labor day weekend and Joe’s party (2:20:50), 50 Cent’s appearance on ‘Million Dollaz Worth of Game’ (2:51:55), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Connie Diiamond (feat. Vontee the Singer) - “Jodeci” Parks | Tobe Nwigwe (feat. Jacob Banks) - “MOON AND SUNLIGHT) Ish | Jordyn Simone & Lekan - “Don’t Wake Up” Melyssa | Ravyn Lenae (feat. Childish Gambino) - “One Wish” Emanny | Boyz II Men - “Thank You”
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Let's get this shit on right quick. Hold up.
This should get here eventually.
It's making some tea. You gotta give old niggas tea grace.
Listen man, get your hate list ready. It's almost fourth quarter, hoodie season, now's
the time to hate on anybody that we got to hate on.
Sure.
If you're here to be liked, now you all want to be liked still a little bit.
Never mind, never mind.
I think so.
Who?
I think I'm starting to embrace just not being liked.
Hey.
I've gotten enough hate.
Welcome to the new home.
We are finding games.
Yeah, come to the dark side.
Come to the dark side.
Fuck that being liked shit.
Even though I'm on the fence a little bit after my birthday party.
You like being liked a little bit.
A lot of love in that room.
A lot of love in that room.
All right, relax.
Relax.
After my birthday, then I had to go do some reflecting.
I was like, man.
It's not that people like me.
I'm liked.
I'm liked by these people.
I'm liked by these people.
Holy shit.
Ew.
Felt fuzzy inside.
Ew, get this out of.
Ew.
I had to Take some episode
Laughing dance and so but be a little bomb. Yeah a little bath ball
Oh, yeah, don't do too much the whole palm olive overflowing
No, do you get what the old I, I want to be liked more than loved.
I just had that conversation with somebody.
Do hit different if you don't like it.
Did you beat?
Hey, I know that bag.
I know that bag.
You know what I've been thinking?
Yeah, I want to be liked more than loved.
What you mean?
What you mean?
What you mean? What you mean?
I know that back.
All right, you want to be like more than love, give it to me.
How did the conversation start?
That's hate.
That was hate.
She said, I usually don't do this on the first date.
That was hate.
I only do this with niggas I love.
Stop, let's stop.
They like you. Like is better than love. Stop, let's stop. But I like you.
Like is better than love, baby.
Think about it.
Because when I like you, you could,
because you know in these marriages,
you don't want to be tolerated.
You don't want to be tolerated.
I don't want to be tolerated.
And usually when you love somebody,
you tolerate a lot of their bullshit.
Yo, you be sitting there,
I'm coming up with all these fucking words.
You just, you think I'm gonna coming up with all these fucking words.
You just sitting there, you bust up.
You think I'm being honest.
Hold on, let me finish.
You think how you can outdo yourself.
You always trying to outdo yourself.
Nah, you're saying this.
Y'all don't go home and think.
You gotta do what I do.
I don't think, I don't think.
That's the problem.
I don't think, nigga.
I'm not thinking I want to be liked and not loved.
I'd rather be liked and not loved.
No, I'm not thinking that.
You gotta go to CBS like I did
and get the blood pressure machine.
And just start checking your own shit in the morning.
When your brain start bugging,
you just gotta see what that arm look like.
It's different.
I live alone.
I know, I understand, Ebum.
What I'm saying is that you could like and not like somebody.
As quick as you could like somebody.
I live alone.
Chill out, chill out.
Yeah, who's listening?
Yo, who's in the audience right now?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
First of all, stop laughing while I'm talking.
Don't interrupt me with laughter.
I'm almost done.
Second of all, nigga, don't laugh while I'm talking.
Tanagaw smoked this in the timestamps.
At seven seconds, Imani, they discuss whether it's
better to be liked or not.
I'm ignoring you.
You're ignoring me.
Listen to me.
Stop.
Don't point me.
Just as fast as you can like somebody is as fast as you can dislike them.
I'd rather be tolerated because if something happens in their heart, they will...
You are the nigga that gotta be tolerated.
Yes.
Yes.
That's why it hit home.
That hit home.
It's kinda accurate. We're on two different sides of the fence. That's all. So you're basically triggered. Yeah, yes. That's why it hit home. That hit home. That's kinda accurate.
So we're on two different sides of the fence, that's all.
So you're basically triggered.
Yeah, I got triggered by you.
That's all you, okay, so you took out your shit on me.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's peace.
Okay.
It goes back to the same thing.
Nigga, you get tolerated too, old nigga.
With that sun roof, you get tolerated.
You get tolerated.
What you got?
My shit fucked up.
All right.
My shit is a uber.
My shit is a Buick.
But you get that moon roof.
Moon roof, you got that. Boy. I hate, I should just abu- But you said move, move. You got that, boy.
I hate that triggered hit the hood the way it did.
Yeah, all of these dumbass words.
But especially triggered,
because triggered used to be a thing like,
okay, maybe this person is in therapy
working on the triggers.
And then all the therapy shows hit TV,
and then social media, the girls got involved.
Once they got off Fashion Nova,
they went over to fucking, wherever they get the buzzwords from it's bad now so
now people just saying triggered and they'd still fucked up like okay we
fixing it or not or you just gonna tell people when they identify when they are
say or trigger you that's it I think that is the most toxic shit in the world.
Toxicities is the best.
So now people just got to tip toe around your triggered ass
for everything.
That is a really miserable time to people
that's trying to have funds.
Agreed.
Funds.
Multiple funds.
Yeah.
Yeah, Toy says she had a bunch of funds this weekend,
so I stole that from her.
Funds. Mad funds. And out of town, when you hit the town and have that funds, Yeah, yeah, Toy says she had a bunch of funds this weekend, so I stole that from her.
Mad funds. Out of town, when you hit the town and have that funds.
Multiple night funds. Yeah, that's funds. Funds is a word that shouldn't be, uh, that it shouldn't be, uh, plural. It shouldn't. It's not.
Somebody just made that up. No, plural for fun is fun. Yes.
That shouldn't be like that. If you have, if you have mad funds. It should be funds? Yeah. Yes. I know, right? That shouldn't be like that. Why? If you have mad funds.
It should be funds?
Yeah.
No.
Nigga, yes.
Now more than ever when people on Instagram
trying to get back at their ex
and show some shit in the real,
nigga, fun don't let you know how I'm getting it off.
I'm having funds out here.
Sometimes a bunch of funds in a day.
In the night, mad funds.
Funds and friends.
Mad funds.
Funds don't, that don't really, that don't really summarize it the way it needs to be.
You guys.
Well, we all have funds.
We have funds.
Yeah, we have funds.
What do you do when somebody likes you and they love you like me?
Now what?
A conundrum?
What do you rather?
He didn't think of that.
He just hit shit.
Why you gotta be either or? His game is model in some ways. You could be liked and liked. His game is model in some ways. You could be liked and liked. Now what, conundrum? What do you rather? He didn't think of that. He just, his shit.
Why you gotta be either or?
His game is model.
You could be like.
He didn't think about no pushback from niggas like us.
His shit model, he know, you a cerebral son.
You like Professor X.
Let me see what I can say.
All right, Brother Ice is not here today.
He talked to Brother Ice.
But he is here with us in spirit
I'm bad. He's not here for the recap me neither. Yeah me too me too
But I'm gonna talk behind his back. Oh, yeah
If you happen to come up and and when you press me nigga, yeah
Come back come back and press me. Huh? Fuck they talking about
Yeah, you said... He's a nutcase.
Trouble maker.
This thing ain't shit.
This thing's been around for the most...
I had 44, I'm still messy.
I thought it would change.
I thought it would change.
No, you have one more year. You said it.
I said 45.
Yes, you have one more year.
45, when the beard get a little more gray,
then I gotta do it.
I still got enough salt and pepper going on
where I could be messy.
You gotcha.
The mess is fun.
The mess is fun.
Yeah, I'm talking about your back, nigga.
If I got it here.
Here we go.
You cook, you got to do the dishes.
That's fair, that's even, that's the trade.
And while I'm willing to do the dishes,
I do not agree that this is an even trade
Now I know there are dish people in this room right now that are hesitant to get on board with me because you are sitting
with the cook person in your life
And that is fine stare straight ahead quietly, I'll say what needs to be said
Dishes sucks, alright cooks?
Sucks the whole time. It's not not satisfying or fulfilling there's no fun new dish
recipes that we get to try and it's even worse doing the dishes for someone who is cooking and
knows that they will not be doing the dishes because this causes them to use every possible dish. Burn the cheese all in that shit too.
I'll just put this mustard into a little bowl and then I'll put it in the pan.
Just take it out of the jar and put it in the pan.
For god's sake, run the spoon under some water for three seconds.
Instead of just gluing it to the countertop.
There you go, it lives there now.
Get that off of the morning with a butter knife.
Say. Triggered.
All right, bring them back.
Yes, sir.
To all the killers and the hundred dollar billers.
Uh-oh.
Mic check one, two, one, two.
Mic check one, two, one, two.
One, two, one, two.
Yes, sir. Mic check, one two one two one two one two Yes sir
You know it's a classic, niggas just gotta mute up
You all alone in these streets, cousin
Every man for himself and his family
We gunnin' and keep them show crews runnin'
But they suppose to
They come around but they never come close to
I can see it inside your face, you're in the wrong place
Countless like you, just get they whole body laced up
We're cool and all too such
Meet the wrong ones man and you will get touched
You can put your whole army against my team
I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathing
These simple words just don't move me
Your mic, we major, your all a big
Don't make me have to call your name out
Don't make me have to call your name out
Like from day one, like episode one
We mad when they were still flacking me
When the things get for real, my warm heart turns cold.
Enough to get deceased.
Another story is told.
It ain't nothing really.
And half what up?
Half what up?
So I can get my mind off these yellow backdiggers.
While they still alive, I don't know.
Go figure.
Meanwhile, back in Queens, the realness and foundation.
If I die, I couldn't choose a better location
when the slugs penetrate.
I feel a burning gettin' closer to God
In a tight situation now
Take these words home and think it through
Or the next crime I write might be about you
Ayo wings get the money, long time no cash
I caught up in the hustle when the guns go blast
The fool retaliated so I had to think fast
Pull out my heat first, she go on to see blast
You know who the fuck the niggas living to this day?
I'm tryna tell these young niggas, crime don't pay
They looked at me and said, Queens niggas don't play
Do your thing, I'll do my thing
Everybody back to work right now, back to work
Kids back to school right now I back to work! Kids back to school right now!
And I love this part too, I love that when the Mobb Deep set came, Mel and all the little pretty girlies
had to sit the fuck down for a second. I love that. They was all in there getting cutesy
and doing the rills and taking their little walks.
I'm a model, you know what I mean.
And I do my little turn on.
Did you see all the girls walking in the middle of the aisle,
turning and spinning and dropping things and bending over?
It was nice in there.
Yeah, skin glistening and glowing.
Y'all was having too much fun.
Yeah, throw us some mob deep
so they can sit the fuck down for a minute
and understand what's happening.
Yeah, we want to rap, man.
Focus, yeah.
Yeah, get out of here for a second.
It's not about you guys.
Yeah, especially when you used to have
a money to live with.
I pull a step back, look at my life as a hoe.
Ain't no lovers, see the double-dust on myself.
I'm out for self-real, self-real, but he's not helping ya
Tryna get dyslexia, so, bust a cellular, your big north
I can't cope with all these crap niggas tryna shorten my move
No it's the R-A-W-P-E-R-N-Y-D, niggas can't fuck with me
Coming straight outta QB, pushing on infinity
You ask can I rip it constantly?
I'm getting to it, I'm getting to it, I'm getting to to it, I'm gettin' to it, I'm gettin' to it
I'm a cassock, I'm a cassock, nigga can't touch me if you snuff me
So bust me, you gonna have to, then I'ma blast you
I'm a miracle, like a miracle, ill-spirit you, I'm goin' with it
I'm gettin' new with it, and I'ma have it too, I'm fuckin' dead and goin' with it
Cause I'm a what? Composer of all cool, I'm a miracle destructor
Don't make me buck up Cause I'm a whale, motherfucker
Hoooooo
Choo
Nice
Niggas act dope in this one though
Niggas at home in it's free time playing with the machines
Yeah, it was an old nigga party
Old nigga party
Those niggas
HIGGAS
Yo, got the balls of rain or snow, sleet or hail I kick street sales, joker haggis like I'm freewell Oh Fuck yo, Brad was back at my party. It was when the song was on I miss that shit
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Should I hold back and show the rest of my quit at 16 or throw an extra ball just for the non-believers? I show why it's so hard to beat this. I can't pussy with my father.
Best verse, best verse, best verse.
Nature. Nate. Nate.
Catch me in spots y'all n niggas now It's Nate Like Green Bay, Halloween to Queens Day
We're from an acapella
It's Nate
I'm Nate
98 lives, no replays
Make it seem easy
So tell a friend and tell a friend that it's them again
Nate, you're a no-banger
Now I'm a champ
Rest in peace, pun
Always Your dad did his thing though, but Nate, that boy Nate.
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And Imani.
And Imani.
Imani.
Imani.
Imani.
You guys.
Yes.
How's everyone doing?
What episode is this?
756.
Welcome to episode, today this shit is flying.
This shit is going.
Sure is.
Make it 700 was yesterday.
Yeah.
Word.
Welcome to episode 756 of the Joe Budden podcast.
I'm Joe Budden, brought to you by,
sponsored by a few by PrizePix.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored host
here with a few really good people to my right.
You know the fucking vibes, Hootiehoo, Miss Ford herself.
Hootiehoo.
Coo coo ca-choo, this is Robinson.
Jesus loves you more than you should know.
Stop it right now.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
To her right, big queens flip in the building.
Big ish in the building.
Imani's here, Parks is here, Poet's here, Corey is here, J1 is here, Keeba's here.
Ian's here. Ian's here. Erick Parks is here, Po is here, Corey is here, J1 is here, Keeb is here, Ian's here,
Erickson is here, Tanner is working remote,
Sivan's working remote, and most importantly,
all of you guys are here.
How is everybody doing?
Doing great.
Doing great.
Great, great, great.
I'm good, good.
We're covered.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Good times.
We're covered.
Yes. I mean, did Good times. Yeah. Yes.
I mean, did you have anything to drink?
A glass of champagne to celebrate your man?
Fuck with that monkey oil.
Whoa, celebrate your man.
You would want it.
She coming right at me.
She come right at me.
As soon as you walked in, you had a drink.
And you wouldn't stop.
No, you're right.
You wouldn't stop.
You wouldn't stop.
Absolutely not.
You told me that you were drinking a lot
because you felt safe and you felt protected.
Why y'all on Mel's body?
Yeah.
Why y'all bringing back whatever her drink consumption was after the straw weight?
I think she was having fun, Mel.
Looked like she was enjoying herself.
Everybody on the cell phone.
Yes.
What a time.
It was a time.
It was beautiful.
A slice.
A slice was had.
So Saturday night. It was a time, a slice. A slice was had. So Saturday night.
It was beautiful.
Saturday night was my birthday dinner.
The not so dinner dinner.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the least dinner I've ever been to.
Yeah, I didn't eat at all.
Nothing?
No.
I ate a lot.
I made sure I got some.
No, I ate.
No, I got a little steak.
Them little steak freaks on a stick
that was going around with that little sauce.
I had about 19 of those.
Back to it else, it was good.
I stalked the lady.
Oh man, you gotta check yourself
when you are following the hors d'oeuvres, girl.
Nah, fuck that.
Yeah, hey, bring some more of these out.
Fuck these little salmon rice cakes.
Yeah.
And the oink salad.
And the what?
Oh, the wedge with the pork.. You could have removed the pork.
He's not eating anything. No, no, I'm not saying him. That's cool. I'm not saying him. I'm saying if you asked for the wedge without the pork. Oh, you're talking about the salad. Yeah, the wedge. Oh, yeah. We're still on the Arduerbes. They put bacon on everything nowadays, you guys. That's true. You could have did all the sushi. I had salmon. Oh, OK.
That was good.
I had about 36 pieces of sushi, though.
The sushi was good.
I ate the sushi.
So Saturday night was my birthday dinner right there
in the city.
Man, the love will live.
Just going to sing the whole part.
So much love in the building.
Listen.
Manhattan in the fall.
That's already a vibe.
Nothing beats it.
Yeah, it's like dude sex in the city.
It is.
Yeah, when Carrie gotta go shopping.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it was nice.
Manhattan in the fall.
Can't beat it.
Soon as I got that flight, normally,
now my last birthday dinner, my mom took over and just invited my entire family, Can't beat it. Soon as I got that flight, normally,
now my last birthday dinner, my mom took over
and just invited my entire family, which was cool,
and it was no music.
And again, it was at Tatiana's.
We had the opera in the background.
So we had to go.
And then the silent disco.
Yeah, silent disco, yeah.
Yeah, the headphone party over there.
Last year, it gave 43.
It gave like just happy to be 43.
Like it wasn't stepping in Neymar.
I mean, it wasn't time for that.
It was like, oh.
We wilded out this year a little bit.
This year, I got that flyer, and my mom was out of town,
and my dad was out of town.
I felt like Macaulay Culkin.
They was out of town. I felt like Macaulay Culkin. They was out of town.
Hey, you shitting me.
Are you shitting me?
My parents, yo, that feeling never leaves.
You could be 50.
Oh, shit, it's lit.
So yeah, parents was out of town.
I got that little
Toy made that little flyer, and I just texted out to the niggas that I text in the last two months
Ghetto is
I did not go through a contact list I didn't write names down
I said who have I been texting lately?
writing names down. I said, who have I been texting lately?
And just sent it out.
And that was a process all up into the day of
where I just kept remembering people
that it will be nice to see you wasn't there last year.
But after I sent that out, it wasn't a follow-up.
I didn't speak to nobody.
I didn't get a text or nothing.
So on the day of, still wasn't in my ass.
It's like, you know.
We'll see who shows up.
Yeah, whoever comes.
Whoever comes, I'm grateful.
More than appreciative.
And more showed up than expected.
You sent it out to a lot of people, right?
I don't know, because I never wrote down what I did.
So I'm lying to the lady who's asking me every day,
how many people do you have coming?
He told her 40.
What'd you tell her?
Yo, I don't feel lit if I don't lie, yo.
Niggas gonna lie.
Yo, let me just, at 44, I'm accepting of something.
You know, I understand why the club leave
y'all raggedy asses outside,
even though they got space in there.
Just feel good
So I told them I had 30 people coming
30 people from the pot alone, right?
That's why I want no salmon nigga
well
And then as she kept asking,
and I heard the unsureness in her voice,
I said, you know what?
Make it 40.
Nigga just added 10.
Make it 40.
I wasn't.
I feel like there was 30 of us last year.
It was more than that last year.
Well, last year I kinda had the same problem. It was more than 40 last year? It was more than that last year. Well, last year I kind of had the same problem.
It was more than 40 last year.
It was more than, no, it was about,
yeah, it was more than 40.
It was more than 40.
Okay.
I don't know why I told them 40 people.
I didn't think of plus ones.
I'm rusty, y'all.
My G card is rusty.
I forgot plus ones.
I forgot niggas is gonna fly in.
It's just, you know what just I mean so about 89 people can
People sounds about right the poor hostess Ashley poor Ashley shout Ashley poor Ashley
Oh, yeah, no, they had to get that was Sierra Thank you, Sierra. Shout out to the staff over there at Catch.
I love that.
They were great.
I absolutely love them.
White glove service.
I love that space.
That was my first time in that private space.
Super beautiful.
Retractable roof.
Perfect night for it too.
Come on.
It was so sexy in there.
It was so sexy.
Come on.
I went through the exit when I started feeling
too tingly inside. Looking for an exit went through the exit when I start feeling too tingly inside.
I'm looking for an exit, not the same way I came in,
but just a new exit for a quick little smoke break.
Saw Ciara in the long hallway, dimly lit.
She said, where you going?
I said, I'm trying to smoke.
She said, I'll retract the roof.
No need to move.
You mean 44 is like that?
Wait a minute, y'all. The young kids be trying to make it sound like it ain't a vibe, but you're telling me that 44 is like that?
Stay where you are.
Yeah, just getting started.
Stay right there.
Where you going?
What? I'm about to smoke this shit.
Puff away.
I'm about to smoke 44. Are you shitting me?
Yo, you know what I know this to? 44. Are you shitting me? You know what I noticed too?
Everyone there looked nice.
Everyone looked incredible.
Like there was no one there that just did it.
I mean everyone read the flyer.
It looked like you've been somewhere before.
Well everybody except for Matt.
Shout out man.
Now that's the other thing that I'm doing at 44.
I'm judging.
I'm judging.
I'm judging. So now, I saw Matt before we, Matt is, you know Matt,
our fly little white boy we fuck with out here.
I seen Matt and I said to Matt,
you know you can only get this off because you white.
I didn't even notice who he was wearing.
He had like a gray, not lululemon gym shirt on with some jeans and some white boy kicks.
And some white boy kicks.
But he worked out every day.
So he feel like, you know, the white boys that go to the gym every day, they feel like,
they feel like the Hulk.
They dress like Bruce Banner.
He came and dressed like Bruce Banner.
But my friends that could dress, dress, duh, they dress.
I just told E outside, that boy Keno when he show up, he don't show up to play.
Keno doesn't.
Yeah, he's in the fire.
Like all, Keno show up like all of his scams worked.
Yeah.
No, they didn't.
No, honestly, he show up like Presidente Scammer.
He's like the plug of the scammers.
That nigga don't play. He dressed like it was his birthday. He dressed like he know Tom Ford himself in the Rolodex. He don't play. My guy Kareem, my guy over there Bergdorf, Kareem, oh smoked on the doos. That dress came out. Corey I seen you. Oh Casanova. I seen Corey in there too.
Corey was about 41 this weekend.
Corey was 41 years old this weekend.
He tried it, shaved off the greys.
I seen you in the cut.
I was watching, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I stepped in there.
I got there early.
It was a really good time.
And I was just like cool, just being a host,
seeing people, greeting people I haven't seen
in a real long time. And then goldfinger set it off
Open bar vibes
Open bar vibes everybody's still coming in premium open bar. Let's be clear
Premium open bar. This is not the well. Oh, yeah
Yeah, no Georgie. Oh yeah for sure, for sure.
No Georgie.
Oh nah I had to hit to stop playing.
I had to hit to...
I had to hit to dance floor low George Benson come on.
Yeah 44 fuck they talk about.
Open up we give me the night.
I'm letting it rock for a second.
They feel me out there.
They feel me in the air.
Lots of and everywhere.
So give me the night.
Oh, man, yes.
That's how you set it off, god damn it.
Goldfinger really did his thing.
Shout out to DJ Goldfinger.
Amazing.
He killed it.
Made dinner hard to eat, because everyone just got up to serb rapping.
It was so lit.
Yeah.
He killed it.
Right with the entrees, you're going to drop shook woods.
Yeah, man.
That's when he started going crazy, once the food came out. It was like, no, we can't sit down now. Right with the entrees you drop shook ones Yeah
Going crazy once the food came out. I know we can't sit down. It's over. Yeah. No, let's boogie. Yeah, let's take it there
He did he did I had to go over to it. Listen. You ain't lost a step. You ain't lost a step now
Shout to Angie she hung out child to all of my friends that hung out for way later than we hang out, right?
Like I know our bedtime.
I know what our preferred bedtime is.
Like it's a lot of us in there that preferred to be in bed
at around 9.30, 10 o'clock.
A bunch of us.
But y'all stayed.
Y'all stayed, man.
This was a good time.
Niggas got gifts.
Oh my God.
I got all types of fancy car fresheners.
Nodge gave me the hand thingamajig for old dudes.
The gym thing where you just gotta keep doing this.
Listen, gifts at 44.
These are gifts at 44.
Some health is wealth shit.
So yeah man, good time.
A lot of people turned out.
Next year we'll do it big and better.
The after party?
My girl was cool, she didn't, you know what I mean?
I mean, Maddie, thank you, you know what I mean?
Shout out to the homegirls,
that a homegirl at all times.
Oh man, nothing like it, nothing like it.
Yeah, shout out to Maddie, shout out to my baby.
Oh man, shout out to you guys.
Shout out to you guys, Big Flip, Miss Flip,
White Flip, Big Flip, White Flip. Youife Flip, Big Flip, Wife Flip.
You got a chance to meet Flip, Wife, man.
Yes, talk about her.
It's a family affair.
You look good.
You look amazing.
I love you cleaning your Instagram down.
It's clear.
Two pictures now this morning.
I love this.
Thank you very much.
I love this.
You did that? Yes, I did. Yeah, now. This is how I'm on it. I love this. Thank you very much. I love this. You did that?
Yes, I did.
Start fresh.
My wife was there.
Very nerve-wrecking for me.
I saw you look a little stressed.
Yeah.
Why?
No, she, I don't know why.
That's what I was trying to figure out.
Why?
Your wife is mad cool.
Yes.
Super cool.
It was great to finally be here.
I'm not even put the character on around her. Why?
Because she's not with none of that shit.
She ain't checking me.
Like, nigga, yo, sit down.
Stop with that.
I'm not able to be flout.
But you're family.
I want to talk shit to E. I want to talk shit to Ish.
But she's watching.
And then Mr. Took and shifted him.
She was catching me and saying shit to E.
She like, yo, E was fucking with me.
Yeah.
I say, I be lying all the time.
She looked at me like, word?
Like, he just, they just kept, I couldn't be,
I had to be Trevor that day.
So I mean, it was good seeing, you know,
good everyone embraced her and that was dope.
She had a good time.
Good.
And it was love, man.
Yeah, that was dope.
That was nice, yo.
That was dope.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
Shut up, man.
You did.
It showed up about midnight.
Yeah.
You showed up like, nigga, you social butterfly.
You showed up like it was your party, nigga.
Like a politician.
I'm a social butterfly.
You are the socialist of butterflies.
Yo dawg, all jokes aside, the energy in here was amazing.
It was.
Like a different type of...
Alright, fuck off.
Why you show up like that?
Why you always show up late?
Wait, but don't step on the energy being amazing.
No, no, we gonna get a shit over.
God damn.
Now you wanna get a shit over with the energy?
Now you want them cooked.
Alright, go ahead.
Yeah, let me get a bag right quick.
Go cook.
Nah, it was a good time.
There's people I ain't seen before.
I mean, I ain't seen in a long time.
Like you, it was people I'd known in their 15, 20 years.
I ain't seen them in a long time.
Then academics, I talked to Ak mad long.
I never talked to Ak off the pot.
You get what I'm saying?
I never ever spoke to Ak individually off the pot.
I talked to Ak for probably 30, 40 minutes.
You know what I'm saying?
Just laughing, joking, shooting the shit.
You see somebody's personality again outside
of being up here.
I never talked to academics by myself.
You know what I'm saying?
So that shit was dope.
It just was an amazing energy.
So I'm moving around the room like niggas,
you ain't speak to a mad long Johnny Ryan.
You know, I ain't see them niggas in forever.
So it's just a funny, good vibe.
Buck, Buck, Dee Dee.
All of them. Dumb B. No, it was a good, it was nice. It's just a funny good vibe that one buck D
No, it was a good nice
Union. Yeah, nice little way. Who's dope? That sure was fine, but you walk in late cuz we would get hyped to see let's get back to that. That's your trick
Ish! Ish!
We all said, Ish!
We forgot it was this nigga Monty's.
Nigga said Ish!
That's the farthest thing from true.
That's Paulie's, huh?
That's the farthest thing from Ish.
We all did that.
You think I'd do that?
I said, are we here, everybody?
Nigga said Ish!
Nigga thought, I swear to God,
Nigga thought you was locked down,
like you just came home.
Nigga jumped up.
For real.
Nigga was mad high to see you, sir.
But then he walk in like he don't know nobody.
Yeah, he walk in straight to the bar.
Yeah, to the bar.
And he on the drink, nigga.
That's not what happens.
We see you.
Yo, that's not what happens.
You right there.
Yo, this nigga's a fool, yo.
That's not true.
This nigga crazy.
I think the first person I seen was Cory.
So I walked over to Cory and shook his hand.
But Cory was by the bar, right?
I never went in here.
It's real recap.
Like, y'all are funny.
You're an idiot, yo.
I'm mad sick.
I was sick as hell.
Yeah, me too.
Or the bar.
You stayed out.
I thought you were going to go home, too.
You stayed out for a little bit.
I was.
I was going home.
I told my girl I'm only going to stay out for a little bit.
I'm sick.
My girl's sick.
My baby's sick.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like, yo, I'm going to be out for like an hour.
Hour turned into four.
Like four.
Yeah.
Because you came to the after party.
Yeah.
I couldn't leave right away. Why? There's a lot of love in the building. Our turned into four. Like four, because you came to the after party. Yeah.
Couldn't leave right away.
Why?
There's a lot of love in the building.
A lot of love in the building and the love we got for each other.
Niggas love you, right?
Too much love between us, you can't leave right away.
Singing off, gotta show up.
It was nice though.
Gotta show up for your boys.
The love was in the air.
Nah, come on nigga. It was in the. The love was in the air. Nah, come on, nigga.
It was in the air.
It was in the air.
It was in the air.
Mm-hmm.
It was like.
It was like.
Pheromones.
I want a joke, but.
I know, I know, we can't.
Yeah, yeah.
No jokes to make.
Yeah.
It was just a good time.
No doubt.
Great times.
Where was we at?
I don't know.
Energy.
Oh, it's casually walking around like.
Yeah, yeah, that that. Like a politician.
Yo, if you're not here for my birthday recap,
you can either leave or...
and fuck y'all niggas hitting the 15 second
skip button too. I love that button
listening to Parkhaz.
Parkhaz get on bullshit.
It's 15 or 10 seconds?
15.
You don't skip enough.
Whatever it is, I'd be
Hey, I take a cold off every part I listen to
Your head's right at your part
Anyway, what else was funny that night anything else was funny Mel you got any thoughts?
Um, I was lit.
I had a...
I was lit, lit.
I was super lit.
Yeah, I was Savannah that night.
At least by the time we got to the after party,
I was lit.
My shoes were off, my leg was up.
Okay, okay.
I was drinking, having a blast, having a slice.
I was drinking.
Oh, shit.
You're getting your peep massage at the damn party.
That's it.
I don't recall that part, but...
And it's Ratty. That's Ratty.
See? Nobody said nothing about you, Cuffee Combs.
That's Ratty.
Nobody said nothing about you.
Nobody said nothing. I watch you and I record you, Cuff.
I recorded you, too. Yeah, all right. You was nothing. I watch you and I record you, Cuff.
I recorded you, too.
Yeah, all right.
You was wild.
You thought you was at a fucking orchestra.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, I think you were wild.
You think you're at an orchestra.
What the fuck?
You thought you was at what?
Please explain to our audience.
I'm sorry.
You know I got to get my shit off.
Imani brought his girlfriend,
would it be a girlfriend or friend?
Who was your girlfriend?
Weepies.
Okay, and you brought her and you just showed love.
Like you were setting examples, you know what I'm saying?
Like you were just, let her go, nigga.
Like this.
You were going home like this.
Like, let her go, let her go.
I recorded the whole thing. Look at this nigga, I zoomed in. I thought I was partying.
I was dancing.
I was doing the round.
That's the trick though.
That's your trick.
You see you get up and do something big where we big you up and then you dash off to go
up.
So she went, oh my God.
Talk to her, Flip.
While they bigging you up, you can't pay attention to me.
That was fire.
Well, I figured this.
The balance of having a good time is being able to balance your time with your date and
also be able to leave them be and go do your own thing. So I think I did a nice little balance.
I'm just saying like you was just you don't play you really Puerto Rican.
She couldn't even sneeze without you. Bless you.
I can't record that niggas. I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
I can't record that nigga, I couldn't believe it. I was seeing it.
It is good to see everybody outside of their podcast back.
It's like a stupid.
That shit was beautiful though.
I just want to say it was like the energy,
like you guys said, the energy was great.
People love you and it was just, it was nice.
You had a great time.
I was watching you a little bit.
You ain't, you don't really know how to deal
with emotions to me. Like you're watching, you don't know how to deal with it. I was watching you like you were- You ain't, you don't really know how to deal with emotions
to me like you're watching.
You don't know how to deal with it.
I was watching you like you were-
And he's such an empath, huh?
He's such an empath.
Yeah, like you were really perplexed
and happy at the same time.
He was like, I'll watch you for a moment,
just stare at the room.
He did look a little shell shocked at times.
He did, and a gold finger plays some shit.
It's not for me?
What?
It was cute.
It was cute.
Y'all believe that bullshit? No, It's cute. It's cute.
Y'all believe that bullshit?
No, I'm just watching.
That nigga's joking.
All right, man.
I hear you.
So he tricked us?
I hear you.
He tricked me there,
because I was like,
I was with a nigga like this,
he was just in the closet looking like, damn.
I was like, I got him.
The guy took a picture?
I had a lot of fun.
I'm not trying to mask that.
No, you had, no, you had a picture.
I'm not trying to hide it.
I've had now four days of my girl every day.
Oh my God, I love seeing you smile.
I'm not trying to be happy.
You never get a chance to just be happy.
Yo, shut up.
Is she right though?
Is she right?
Yeah, but you look generally fucking happy.
I ain't gonna lie.
Shut the fuck up though.
You can look at someone and tell when they forcing a fun.
You weren't forcing it.
I saw, he was legitimately making fun. You were a dead ass. I'll tell you, fun. You weren't forcing a fun. I saw, he was legitimately.
You wasn't forcing a fun.
No, I'm a dead ass.
I tell you, they got half a performance out of me.
I know.
For the free.
Focus.
Quickly reminded why.
For the free.
Who's going to pay?
Reddit.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, word.
Like my people in there.
For the free.
Quickly reminded myself why I got the fuck out of Hip Hop Boy.
That performance shit is a half.
Oh my God.
I had to sit down and then people are still taping me.
Sitting down, I put a towel over my head.
I'm dying.
They're like, oh, jump button back in the game.
No, no, I'm focusing over here.
Oh my Lord, that little half of first verse
took the wind out my sails.
I tell you that one.
That shit was funny.
I tell you that one.
Oh man, so I already told my girl
that next year, invite list up.
More people coming in.
More people?
Oh, okay.
Just a couple more.
Just a few more people.
Industry?
Sprinkled.
Make it an even hundred?
Sprinkled in. Industry people. You, I don't want to categorize people, industry, sprinkled. Make it an even hundred. Sprinkled in.
Industry people.
I don't want to categorize people.
Oh, okay.
I don't like to put people in boxes, you know?
Okay.
Just people that's with the love,
that do just add to the love in the building.
This nigga's crazy.
Your girl was supportive too.
Extremely supportive, you know. I thought that was dope.
Just watching y'all in unison, watching y'all play off each other.
I watched the whole shit, nigga.
My wife was there, she had me on the check so I had to watch everything.
I didn't do what I wanted to do.
You didn't move neither.
I didn't, I know.
Yeah, right in that corner.
Yeah, I did it.
I did it.
My head down.
He tried to be the life of the party for everybody within his three foot proximity.
He tried to turn up on a leash, like the short leash.
Like the school bus.
Oh, shit!
Ah!
Oh!
I'm like, let me go over there and walk over there, man.
You're like, I don't see that.
No.
No, that is hilarious.
All right, so I'm sure we have something to get to
that's important or unimportant. My birthday weekend just started out on a different note because of the Fat Man Scoop News.
Rest in peace, Fat Man Scoop.
Rest in peace.
Boy, do I miss the days where we learned about death through obituary and phone.
Yeah.
I hate this shit where we know when the family knows.
I hate that.
I agree.
That's a good point.
I hate that we saw.
That's my next point.
I don't like that part.
That's my next point.
I don't like that.
I hate that we know,
I hate that the family don't get a chance
to do what they need to do
the way they want to do it without the public
knowing some shit.
And then I hate the fact that the video is always released.
I hate it.
I ain't like the video.
Now, I absolutely love someone as morbid as this sound
going out doing what they love.
I appreciate that.
I don't think you could write a better script than that.
If you know Scoop, then,
you know what I mean?
Like just a total sweetheart.
Amazing.
Total kind, just a kind gentleman, kind man,
down to collab for the free, for the art.
Very well versed in music, just a complete gentleman
throughout my entire career.
And a mentor to a lot of people too.
Yes, yes, yes.
Like his role, not just as a producer,
because shit, when I came out
and I was in my Jersey wave bag,
as soon as I hit fire,
I called Fat Man Scoop for about five more songs.
Yo, just come over here and yell,
just do what you want on some of this house shit
that I'm trying to flip.
Oh, they lucky I didn't have a budget.
They lucky that I didn't have a budget.
Something would have went, God damn it.
And then we called Scoop again for Slaughterhouse.
Yep.
Call Scoop again for Slaughterhouse.
Just talk about being able to just hop on anything
and give it life.
He gave a lot of life, man.
That was a really sad moment.
Quintessential in the DJ set.
Yes.
Yeah. Quintessential.
Couple records. Globally.
Yeah, globally. Yeah, he tore it up.
Regardless of genre too, not for nothing.
Yeah. Oh, there's plenty of times I buff in this group.
Be Faithful is gonna work everywhere.
Just in fucking Japan or Germany is like, oh shit,
it's you and Wu-Tang still getting booked all over this motherfucker.
Y'all never caught a drought.
Yeah man, complete workaholic.
Complete workaholic, will answer his phone at any time of the day.
My heart goes out to his family, his fans, his friends,
anybody who he is connected with over the tenure of his career.
Sav, I love you, I love that family.
That family has just been instrumental to me
in my music career.
Both of them, Sav and school.
So my heart goes out to y'all.
I love y'all.
Sav, you know I'm a phone call away
if you ever need anything from me.
But yeah, hip hop took a loss.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Hip hop took a loss this past weekend, for sure.
For sure.
You guys anything?
What y'all play?
I think and the beautifully only thing I just really
wish people would just stop with that whole sentiments
of passing videos and stuff.
Yeah the videos.
Please like at certain point we have to have some level
of like the core.
The core.
Yeah like his family having to see that
then you're gonna post on you.
Like that's that shouldn't have to live on in that way.
So anyone sharing things like that.
Stop.
Stop, it's like tactless, no coof, just nasty.
Yeah, like I think about the kids when that shit started.
All of them, your whole family.
His wife, like just anybody,
anybody that's a part of that family
who does not wanna be reminded of that moment,
you can't even avoid it.
You can't go on social media, you can't go nowhere.
It's nasty.
Did they release an official cause of death?
We have it right here, you want me to read it?
Have it right here.
Do you know how to read?
See what's going on?
Yes, I do know how to read.
Is it a pleasurable listening experience
to hear you read things?
Is it like an audio book? I believe you read things? Is it like an audiobook?
I believe so. I can make it sound good.
Then you could do it.
I ain't gonna lie, I hate when Ice be trying to read shit.
Since he's not here, I'm gonna talk about him.
Wait, what?
When Ice try to read shit, he's the first one in the volunteer group to...
Ice be like, I'll read it.
He be trying to clear it.
He trying to...
Kookie. His mom's ass. I know I hate y Damn. Now y'all put bad pressure on me there.
Now I know why I hate y'all, cause y'all let it.
None of y'all ever.
Y'all niggas went to college, PhDs.
Y'all be like, I hate Melanie.
He never want to leave.
Yeah, he never leave.
I'm trying to argue here.
He clears through too.
Still be scratching.
Every time I ask somebody to read something, it's going like this, and it turns it off.
It's taking off like this.
Oh, shit.
That's what I'm watching.
So read something today.
Ice, I love you.
Read something today.
Ice, I absolutely love you.
Don't you press me when you get back, nigga.
Oh, man.
All right.
All right, go ahead.
OK, got the pressure.
I got to get serious.
A message from the Freeman family.
It is with profound sadness and very heavy
hearts that we share news of the passing of the legendary and iconic Fat Man
Scoop. Last night the world lost a radiant soul, a beacon of light on the
stage and in life. Fat Man Scoop was not just a world-class performer, he was a
father, brother, uncle, and friend. He was the laughter in our lives, a constant
source of support, unwavering strength, and courage. Fat Man Scoop was known to the world as the
undisputed voice of the club. His music made us dance and embrace life with
positivity. His joy was infectious and the generosity he extended to all will
be deeply missed but never forgotten. As we mourn the loss of Fat Man Scoop, we
also celebrate his remarkable life and the countless lives he touched. Fat Man Scoop's legacy
is of love and brightness. It will reside in our hearts and memories forever."
That's a statement from the family. Well done. Well done. Fat Man Scoop, rest in peace.
We love you. We're gonna swap out outstanding just for you.
I would also like to say rest in peace to Reverend Ron.
Today is his birthday.
He would have been 60 years old.
I know they had a celebration for him recently.
Ron, I love you.
But yeah, school. I gotta ride some ass at the day party for Scoop.
I gotta do it.
She gonna have to understand.
Oh, Single Ladies for Scoop, yeah.
Oh, Single Ladies for Scoop, yeah.
Oh, Single Ladies for Scoop, yeah. Oh, Single Ladies for Scoop, yeah. Oh, Single Ladies for Scoop, yeah. Oh, Single Ladies for Scoop, yeah. Oh, Single Ladies for Scoop, yeah. I gotta do it, she gonna have to understand
Yeah, all single ladies for Scoop, yeah
Yeah, Scoop was the identifier too
That's how we knew who to get at
That's how we knew there was love, never could be grown All the good looking women sing along, I can't hear y'all out
I never had someone to show me your love
Yeah I wanna hear this outside this weekend, I wanna hear this outside this weekend
Push your throaty outside, Push your throaty outside this weekend. Slow down now. Slow down now. I'll get up and start shaking some ass in
this moment. Oh my lord. Oh shit I forgot to tell y'all my favorite part of Saturday of my birthday dinner day.
What was it?
Well, in the morning, I decided I needed to just double check on a few things.
Let me run over to Bergdorf, see what's going on.
True.
You know what I mean? Me and my lady hopped in the car, ran over to Bergdorf early too.
Early, like when they open.
But niggas with money was in there, it was a little crowded.
Congestion over there.
Go up in the elevator, I don't hit three, where the nigga shit is at.
Where I normally go.
Hit that two.
Yeah.
Hey, if audience out there, two is where the fucking Brooks Brothers and Bruce...
Bruce Cellini. Cuccinelli whoever this nigga is I'm wearing now.
What'd that say Rob somebody who this right here, Mel?
John John Smedley.
Yeah.
And he's like,
John Smedley.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, audience.
Smedley.
Hey audience.
Smedley.
Niggas like that.
John Smedley.
Yeah.
Come on.
He always had different
face on his hats.
John Smedley.
Smedley hat.
You got your Smedley on.
You got your Smedley on.
Yeah.
I hate y'all.
So I get off on two to get some,
what's his name again?
Smadly.
I go get some Smadly.
Smadly.
Who right there?
Who right there?
Shopping too with their wife.
Who?
Who up in there?
Mad, tall and lanky.
Who in there mad, tall, lanky and white just hard
big fucking parks
Come on man on the second floor
Saturday afternoon
Parks and his wife. Yeah
Strolling through the Tommy section. I Strolling through. I hit the Tommy section, you know what I mean? Yes.
Come on now.
Hit the Tommy.
I absolutely loved bumping into Parks and his wife on the second floor of Bergdorf.
That's dope.
Shout out to Parks, man.
And get fresh for the party.
You did.
You look nice.
You look good.
You look beautiful.
You guys were a beautiful couple that night.
Yeah, everyone can say that.
You and Ramit friends a little bit, I heard.
Oh, I adore her.
I adore her, yes. I did like that all the girls had to, I love you, I love you. I love you. I love you. Yeah, you made friends a little bit of her. I adore her. I adore her. Yes.
I did like that all the girls had to know.
I love you. I love you so much. You're the greatest.
I love you too. Like it was a lot of that.
It was a lot of that in the air. Shout out to Rim, man.
Yeah, that was fun. That was fun to see in parks over there.
Yeah, man. That's what I got for y'all.
You got time before them? Yeah.
Y'all look sharp. I do have to admit that.
All of y'all looked really sharp that night.
I'm gonna learn how to play Miso instruments.
Tell me.
You were scoping the room.
I mean, I noticed that my brothers showed up
and showed the fuck out for Joe's birthday.
Yeah.
So when niggas, wait, hold on, hold on.
So when niggas dress up with your brother,
but when niggas are like this,
we just niggas that you work with.
The niggas dress up not your brothers. But when niggas are like this, we just niggas that you work with. Yeah. The niggas dressed up with your brothers.
Thank you.
If the tracksuit fits.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Niggas are chokes.
Let's go, man.
The tracksuit.
The tracksuit killed me.
That's hilarious.
The dudes pulled their blazers out.
That's funny.
We all dressed in black, too.
I like that we synchronized somehow without even this.
I kind of figured out what was going to happen, though. Yeah. I figured out.. I like that we synchronized somehow without even. I kind of figured that was going to happen though.
Yeah.
I figured that.
It was good seeing Angie enjoyed herself.
She did.
That was dope.
She had fun.
I ain't seen Angie in over a decade.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, I ain't seen Angie in a long time.
She said, yo, we should have had an honorary Monopoly board
set up.
Yeah, I'll crack y'all fucking heads.
She said the same thing to Finesse. Finesse was in there walking around
like he wanted some Monopoly smoke.
You keep telling me you cracked somebody's head,
but I heard you were a Loser in the street.
I am.
That's bad, Ish.
I used to be the man, too.
And he's never won here.
Up here, he never won.
He's never won a game here.
We've been here for three years.
Wait, how long you been in the Loser in the street?
About a year, sort of?
Several years.
He's never won a game here.
Several years.
I keep telling y'all who Ish think he is.
He's not right?
He used to be him.
But he didn't used to be that.
He used to be that Monopoly dude.
He used to be him. But niggas get older, you know.
Is this strategy to Monopoly?
Of course.
Are you not supposed to win because you kind of like
deal in real estate?
Yeah.
He gave away some doors,
so that's why he probably giving away the game.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Monopoly was actually part of my self-reflection
the next day when I was looking at all the white podcasters
and how much money they make.
They are the boardwalk and park place
and Florida of this park ass game.
But we the Greens.
We the Greens. You think we're the Greens?
You fucking right, we the Greens.
I'm telling you we the Greens.
I don't understand what they think.
I can tell you exactly who's in the yellow,
Norrie's the yellows.
Greens is like Vermont and...
We're the Greens. I'm trying to guess.
The Greens in Pennsylvania, North Carolina, South Carolina, and ours, we have the extra one.
You lucky I don't want to open up a flip brain.
You lucky I don't want to open up a flip brain.
Hey Cory, he lucky I don't want to open up a flip brain.
I'm opening up your brain.
Look, I'm like, we the Greens?
We the Greens.
Is the green higher than the yellow?
Yes.
Oh.
The greens is right beneath Boil Walker Park Place.
So he said Boil Walker Park Place is 100 million.
Ah.
Ah.
So the green's about 60, 75.
You trying to speak in codes that I don't understand,
you sucker ass nigga?
You trying to do that Illuminati shit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where would you gentlemen like to go from here?
Well, I mean, we speaking on great friendships.
Yeah.
Can we speak about some friendships going awry?
Oh, let's do it.
We have Ice Spice and Chloe, they going at it.
Cleo. Cleo.
Y'all know why the fuck I keep calling her Chloe.
Ice Spice and Cleo.
This was my 5 AM to 7 AM this morning getting updated on.
Bright and early with the Ice Spice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it was a holiday yesterday,
so everybody was like full of love.
It wasn't enough tea out there.
So Ice Spice was kind of the only tea out there this morning I let it all rock the Cleo
girl had about seven parts each ten minutes a piece mm-hmm yeah and then Ice
Spice was on spaces and said oh a bunch of shit I'm gonna save y'all the trouble
and not play any of it the the basis of this argument is Ice Spice calls Cleo
and says, hey, I'm going on tour, we got an extra bus,
so if you wanna come on tour, come.
Cleo's version is Ice Spice says, come on tour, I got you.
Cleo's a rapper.
Yes, Cleo is an independent female MC.
Got it.
Her version is Ice Spice said, come on tour, I got you.
That is not Ice Spice's version of things.
So the Cleo girl goes on tour with a day's notice,
not really much prep time.
And she's being treated like someone
who was just an add-on for the tour that nobody really
gives a fuck about.
But she don't kind of know that.
So she's expecting for her bags to be taken care of
the same way that Ice Spice's bags are taken care of.
She's expecting for Ice Spice's security
to kind of be put to work for her as well.
And she's expressing this in her rant.
She's like, in her rant, she's like, in her rant she's like,
I went in, oh, her sleeping arrangement
she had a problem with.
She was told she had to pay for her own room.
So in her story she's like,
why would I agree to come on a tour
that I have to pay for my own room?
Y'all are staying at four and five star hotels,
I'm an independent act.
Why would y'all think I have this money?
Then they would be stopping to eat.
Cleo would be like,
they saying to Cleo, whatever you eat,
you gotta pay for.
Opening act shit.
Yeah.
All this sounds like opening act shit.
That's exactly what it sounds like.
Yeah, but Cleo is responding like,
this is my friend who's treating me treating me this way
So Cleo's like I don't want these feelings to build up inside of me. So I'm a step to her
So while I spice is in the shower
Cleo goes in there to do her makeup. This is per her words and she say something nice place who's naked in the shower
Hey about that tour about that bag the security yada yada yada yada yada
in that convo Cle, about that bag, the security, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. In that convo, Cleo says that Ice Spice says,
security is paid a flat rate to only be by me.
Cleo is like, I've seen your security leave your side
mad times to handle your bags.
Dog.
I'm in the shower trying to wash my pussy ma. I'm trying to wash my pussy that is sweaty and and I get it. Cleo don't have a room
so she end up she end up staying in the makeup artist room and bonding with the
makeup artist but there was no communication between Ice Bites and Cleo
during this tour and it's a 40 minute rant about that give or take
She's on the tour to perform correct. Yes
Opening up then what the fuck is the problem here? I think the problem is you're my friend I think I think the problem is I've never been on tour before that's never been on tour and you're my friend
And you asked me to come on this tour a day before and you told me you got me
Yes
And then when I came out here you you didn't have me at all.
And it kind of seemed like, this is Cleo's words,
it kind of seemed like you wanted me to struggle out here.
I think it was a communication problem.
I think that if Shorty's never been on tour,
cause y'all saying it like, duh, y'all been on tour.
Right.
Shorty's never been on tour and your friend is saying,
yo, come on girl, we got extra room, I got you.
Now you're staying in the Four Seasons.
Now she said an extra bus.
A whole, yeah, I got you.
I don't know what I got.
When my niggas say I got you, like if you be like,
yo dog come to the strip club or come to the club.
And I'm like, yo, now I'ma just chill at home.
I don't have no money.
And your man says, yo, I got you, come on.
That means nigga, eat what you want,
do what you wanna do, I got you.
So that's the miscommunication,
because she heard, I got you,
and Ice Spice is basically saying,
I have an extra bus, make it hot for yourself,
because this is an opportunity.
That's the I got you.
Yeah, that's the I got you.
I got you is, I'ma let you open up for me.
This is, I got you.
Because other than that, what would you be doing?
You'd be home in Staten Island.
And that's the opportunity cost. If? I got you on the look. You'd be home in Staten Island.
And that's the opportunity cost.
True.
If that means you gotta walk the juniors
to get your cheesecake, then do that.
But don't look to me as the friend while I'm on the road.
Because I agree with you about the miscommunication point.
But the part that Cleo don't know is Ice Spice ain't calling
not near a shot on that tour.
True.
She don't have no say over nothing.
And she ain't sold.
She has not sold enough records to be in this position.
And on tour, every single dollar is accounted for.
Yes.
Months before we went on tour.
Yeah.
I know exactly how much all of these rooms are gonna cost.
I know exactly how much the gas is gonna cost.
We can't afford another bus, but we got another bus,
okay, let's bring some other people,
but those people are for the free.
There's no budget.
These people gotta come and thug it out.
We know where we're gonna shower at,
we know how much the food costs,
and we can't go over it.
We cannot go over it.
It sounds like there should've been a phone call
to a manager or something after the, I got you.
And that's why I wanted to have this talk, because it is a teachable moment for new acts
out there, right?
In business, in business, fuck it, I'm 44, I'm telling the truth now, I ain't even doing
no lie.
Yo, most people out there are choosing opportunity cost over whatever friendship you think you
got with people.
I know it sounds bad, that sounded horrible.
What you mean?
I don't understand, you gotta elaborate.
Friendship comes second.
The opportunity for the ceiling to be this high
in my hopes and dreams comes first.
Gotcha.
Anybody or anything that impedes that, you a detriment.
And if you are artists and you don't feel like that,
you're surrounded, the label has put people around you
that's gonna remove that person.
It's gonna go this way.
So that's what I'm saying.
Ice Spice as a friend did, I feel like,
and the internet's dragging her right now.
The internet is totally dragging her right now,
but the internet, I don't really know too much
about tours either.
They don't. They don't.
They don't.
They don't have a clue.
But based on what you said, Shorty didn't either.
I don't think Ice Spice even knows.
I know, I agree.
And that's the, people are missing,
this is her first time headlining a tour for herself,
for her own album.
It was her first album, correct, right?
Ice Spice.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm 44 years old, you think I know the Ice Spice Discography.
Yes, it's my little brother.
It's my little brother.
What's for us to know?
But end of the day, this is her first go
at a actual tour of her own, headlining her own joint.
She is not the pinpoint person
for everything going on in that tour.
No, not even a little bit.
Yeah, she's being handed information.
And even in that moment of her having to really
kind of focus on herself, she thought, let give a light to my friend. That to me is
enough. That's the extent of what she can do. That's all I need to end. She can't do nothing else from that.
Yeah but her friend. She can't even tell the security to go and you know
bring her bag to, she can't do that. The person that's paying for her security
is putting that person on this person, the one making the fucking wheels go round around. No, she can't go get your
bag. Oh, she was mad that her bag got left when all ice spices, 10 bags was right there.
And she's like, well, how could you, how, why would you leave that one bag there? Because
that's the gig. That is the gig. We done left niggas and they bags when they ain't come down on time.
Yeah, yes.
On the tour.
Yes.
Make it to the next city, Uber to the bus,
and catch up on the highway to the bus.
It get rugged out there.
I remember like eight niggas staying in a double bed.
Nigga in one room, nigga.
Yeah.
Like on tour, like that's what she's talking about
is nothing.
I'll take it a step further.
I remember going on tour and opening up, right?
Never got paid to open up, nothing like that.
My duty was I'm going to try to facilitate in another way
to be able to make this make sense so that I could also take advantage of this opportunity.
But that's something that I had to know my own.
I couldn't wait for Joe or anybody to say, yo, this is what you should do
because they got their own shit they thinking about. They got their own parts of the tour that they got to focus on that they're not
really thinking about.
Nothing but moving parts, complicated, moving parts that have to be on time and timely.
Yeah, we're going to get back for what they did to the cold for us, too.
We're going to get back for what they did to the cold.
What the fuck?
I listened to that and I felt I felt bad for both of them because I know
Shorty really doesn't know.
They both young, they both inexperienced.
I don't think it's a thing of entitlement.
I don't think it's a thing of entitlement.
She just don't know, yo.
Her level of expectation and entitlement is through the roof, like mentioning-
I don't think so.
No, no, no, no.
The simple fact that she's mentioning, well, you're staying in four and five star hotels.
She's ice spice.
No.
She's saying you're staying in four and five star hotels and you told Ice Spice. You- No, she's saying you're staying in four and five
star hotels and you told me, come on, I got you.
Again, back to the misunderstanding
because Ice Spice thinks she said
something completely different.
See, I take that to mean,
and this is me having been on tour,
we gonna find a space for you in one of these rooms.
Right. Cool.
That's what I know about.
That's it. Cool.
Cleo was of the impression that she
would have her own space or maybe be with Ice Spice. So there was a lot of nights where
she was in the same room with Ice Spice. And I'll tell you as the headliner, bitch, get
the fuck out of my bed. That friendship shit is out of the window. I'm at work. I am a star and they putting zillions of dollars behind me.
Move. Move. And that sounds mean. Can I also add to she could have she didn't have to let's just
say she needs to raise the profile of the tour. Right. There's other people that you can put on
that slot who are still independent that can add value to the tour instead of putting on your frame.
And might pay for it. There's people that pay for slots on tours. add value to the tour instead of putting on your frame. They might pay for it by the way.
They might pay for it.
There's people that pay for slots on tours.
And follow behind the tour bus in their car.
Yeah, I know people on tour now who sit and sleep
in their car and go to the next spot
just so they can have the opportunity to perform with someone.
Y'all are saying that as people that have been on tour
and that know this business,
homegirl don't know the business evidently.
So what she's saying is my people's told me,
come on, I got you and I'm going.
I don't expect to starve on the tour, my nigga.
Because my friend told me that she got me.
This would be a learning opportunity for her.
For both of them.
Well, for both of them, which doesn't negate,
she shouldn't be ranting.
She should be expressing this between her and Ice Spice
and maybe having a conversation with management to learn
what was this teachable moment for me.
Not having a conversation with her management.
But that's problem number one.
And a lot of young acts out there need to hear this.
No matter what your friend is telling you,
once business is involved,
get your business people involved.
When Ice Spice says,
I want you to come with me on tour, take that back to your independent
crew.
Yeah.
Present that and now let them call Ice Spice's people to work out what the parameters are
about to be.
Correct.
You can't just blindly, yeah, she might not have that.
There's old acts that need to learn this.
She might not have that.
There's old acts that need to learn this.
Then guess what?
Then it's not time to tour.
Ice Spice is her business.
If you don't have that, then it's not time to tour. Ice Spice is her name. If you don't have that, then it's not time to tour.
That's right.
Cool.
See, I'm looking at it differently.
Explain.
I'm looking at it.
And I got new price picks on it, but still.
No, I'm saying.
If Joe called me and said, yo, we going on tour over here,
come on, I got you.
Bro, again, I don't know the ins and outs
and the inner workings of the music business.
Yeah.
But I do know it's friendship.
I know the block.
I know when my man say, I got you.
Yeah, but this is no longer that.
This is my point.
I don't know that stuff.
The problem in your example is I don't hear where you're an artist.
I know I'm saying if I was.
You have to be an artist.
I know I'm saying if I was.
If I was an artist and I was was Indy, and you popped,
and you said, yo, come on, I got you,
because you looking at Ice Spice like,
yo, you just was in the fucking thing with Taylor Swift.
Like you up up.
Shorty might not know that Ice Spice is not in control.
Shorty might not know that Ice Spice don't have say
in what the security does or who bags they get.
It's just a miscommunication thing, I think.
It's not Ice Spice's job to communicate these things
to an artist once business is involved.
On page three of the pamphlet, it says,
hire a manager when you have things to manage.
Yeah, until that happens, you are the manager.
Until that happens, now it's just you.
And if you want just you and Ice Spice is where she is,
Taylor Swift, Super Bowl, the label putting money
is slap after slap, and you're not ready
for that level of exposure,
you only gonna hurt yourself by doing it.
I told my son, I tell young artists, yo.
Yo, don't, there's value in staying in your lane.
There's value in nobody knowing you if you're not all the way ready that's right because once the
world knows you you can't put the toothpaste back in the thing they know
you now so be ready I don't think the young lady and I don't know enough about
her so I'm open to being wrong but no sounds right if there's not a team you
not ready to go city to city
and get your, you're not even gonna know
how to capitalize off of it.
Joe, there's a disconnect.
I know she might have $1,500 to her name.
I know we gotta move on.
Oh yeah, she said she didn't have no money,
she had to spend 700 out of her own account.
It's like, you're not prepared for this level yet.
Give it a year.
Your home girl is rockin'.
Let your home girl go get hot.
Let your home girl go do it.
Get with her next year.
Joe, there's a disconnect though.
The disconnect is, if this girl is really
that close to Ice Bice, I'm pretty sure at some point
she's traveled with Ice Bice, independent of a tour
or something like that.
Whether it be going to-
We might have went to Mexico and we slept in the same bed.
And in that treatment, you've given me
that level of treatment, so now I'm assuming-
That was personal though.
But for people who don't know the business in that sense, you don't because if you say come in let's do it you just think are we all
doing under the same i think that was 1988 e p m d business never personal change life yeah might
have been 89 you can speak business never personal what what i do when we go to mexico or to fucking
wherever we go what i do on personal time.
I'll just do it. If I'm a new act, there's new act grace,
new acts can't do shit.
Were you so when we on label time, you are on label time.
That's it. It's not doing simple sentence. Hey, who could I speak to to work out the details? Period.
That's it.
Period.
That's it.
That should be something that you always
handle when it comes to doing business with friends.
It's a bad case, a bad communication,
a friendly entitlement.
When you were promoting Focus, you was on the Envy Tour.
Did you experience anything like that, Joe?
Or you just was like, the tour that you
was on, promoting Focus, was the Envy joint, right?
Hustlin', hustlin', every day I'm hustlin',
every day I'm hustlin', we hustlin', we hustlin'.
That's what I heard.
There's no time for entitlement or luxury items
or premium things when you are in the early stages
of a career with no record and nobody knows you.
You gotta do everything you gotta do.
They in a new age today where they want certain things
handed to them but that was Envy's tour. Envy's tour that they got Envy a deal at another building
and somehow I was able to jump on that tour because I licensed a record over here. Nobody
knows me. They don't know what I look like, sound like nothing. They didn't give a fuck about the
focus but the label is doing what they're supposed to do. Hey you run around with Envy on this. It Over here. Nobody knows me. I don't know what I look like sound like nothing then they didn't give a fuck about a focus
But the label is doing what they supposed to do. Hey you run around with and be honest
It was a van it was low. It was tight in there. We were stopping
It was the same sweats every day is to grind. Yeah, we was having egg fights at the stop
When you stop at the store
Y'all always broke It's the fun shit. When you stop at the store, get your shit, they can throw a sandwich at you, bow! What's the difference?
Y'all always broke.
It's different.
When we all broke, we all wearing the same sweats.
What the fuck?
They all broke.
I spice not.
Yes, she is.
Her accommodations don't say broke.
It's a label.
I know.
They believe in her.
I know, so from the other girl.
And they gonna get their money, they gonna put 19 projects out there they're gonna make
walking in the leg you're gonna get a feature with fucking Sam Smith brutal
Martha yeah I spice don't have it today not saying she won't have in future you
don't have it today to look at her handlers and say yo this is what's going
on change you can't change shit nigga I was in year 14 of my career. Me, Royce, anybody, yo, we're hungry.
So what?
The bus ain't stopping.
We have to be nine hours away at fucking,
yo dog, at the Chris Brown concert.
I was there, they was like, yo, I wanna eat that.
No, we have a 17 hour drive.
We have to leave immediately, 11 p.m., for me.
It ain't no time for I left my bag,
get the fuck your bag.
Joe, Jordan Lucas' manager just did a video
explaining how, just how running a tour,
having tour buses, how much you paying a day.
I believe it.
Just in this.
Four different tour buses, how much you paying
in travel, gas, hotel, everything.
Like gas is like 20,000.
Like you spend that.
One of them stops in Canada,
Royce left his book bag with the laptop
and his whole new album.
Nigga, get out the bus.
Get out the bus.
You Uber your ass back and get your book.
We ain't stopping for that.
This is it man, tour ain't for everybody.
No, it's not.
Tour is not for everybody.
It's rough.
It's rough.
It's not all glitz and glamour and beautiful lights.
Not even a little bit.
And the people out there that have toured, you know what time it is.
You know what time it is if you've done this before.
I say even for the stars.
No, I can believe it.
It's a grunt.
Bro, venues, if you ain't out by 11, 15, the union hours kick in.
They shutting the lights off.
No.
Union wages be different.
I understand.
I'm saying.
Yeah, old-brain man. Listen. No, then a union wages be different. I understand. I'm saying
Listen Yeah, because you're not at that level from your career
We're even afford. Yeah, where somebody needs to tell you. Yeah, it's levels to this thing
I think both both don't skip no steps word both of them made some some errors
And I think if they really is a genuine friendship there
I think if there really is a genuine friendship there. Y'all wanna do this.
The whole thing.
It's just a communication problem.
You just patch it up.
Y'all boy.
Are you crazy if I'm the headliner
and I'm in my room in the shower washing my balls?
Now you come in here wanting to share a bathroom with me.
I don't give a fuck about our friendship, yo.
Time is everything. I don't.
My time in the bathroom, can I wash my nuts in peace?
Yeah.
Let me find this clip where she's like,
yo, can I just play with my pussy, bitch?
Can I get one night to play with my pussy?
That's right. That might have been the robot time.
Let me find this damn clip.
Don't interrupt the fap time.
Yeah, that might have been the robot time.
The guitar she wanted to play.
This is your man.
Get that roll on.
What is fap?
The fap.
You never heard of that?
Hold up.
Where did the food go?
Like, stop it right now. You talking about some, The fact that the food go
Like stop it right now. He's talking about some she ain't let me to the back of her room on her tour But she had this big-ass room
Bitch, can I play with my pussy one time in my bed one time like damn?
Come on man, you haven't been in a crib about the whack one out
You ever been in a crib out the whack 100
car keys
Snake
You like here go your man yo
You did
Yo you in the house?
What?
Nigga, no.
You better pull your pants up with the...
No, I'm about to whack 100.
With the grease on your shit.
Where's the car keys at?
Hey, the fuck away from my door, nigga.
You always...
Yeah, when it's in, I leave them there too for you.
Hey, give me 20 minutes.
Hey, yo, it'd be a good one too.
You prepared for this joint.
The right clip.
Yeah, hit it, hit it. You got one, too. You prepared for this joint.
The right clit, everybody.
Yeah, hit it, yeah.
You got the right clit.
You in the right position.
You got the right clit.
Come on, man.
You just laid up.
Just put the shirt behind your neck.
Hey, hey.
That's how we ready everything, right?
You just put the shirt behind your neck on some caveman shit.
Like, I'm about to go crazy on myself.
Take the shirt off.
Yeah, nigga.
You prepared.
You just did push-ups, nigga.
You got the paper towels on the rag, nigga.
You prepared for the whole shit.
Here they go, yo, I'm at the door.
Just need your signature.
Let's talk about some things.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
I'm not mad at Ice Spice, yo.
Put your shirt over your neck, yo.
On some cave, man.
That's when you about to go.
Jesse Casey, nigga, come in quick.
That's, yeah, that's when you about to go.
Bonkers.
T-shirt right here.
Oh, you put the T-shirt?
It's my man.
Anyway, listen, my favorite part is, yo, let me tell you about our,
tell you about the best fucking sponsor in the world.
I'm right after that bit.
I love you, nigga.
We cool. We nigga, stop.
Now we cool.
Come here and start.
Y'all niggas are some lover boys.
Yo, after my prize picks, you come take a seat. You come take a seat. Chill I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy. I'm a big home. I ain't like that. Trey got out of there quick too. Did he? Nah, he was out for a little bit.
Nah.
Nah, he was there for a while.
He was fuckin' up.
Seein' Joe and Trey over there talk
was a wholesome moment, son.
Like, that nigga's lookin' like
that nigga Joe Spada talkin'.
My son remind me of me, boy.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Trey remind me of me,
and he remind my dad of him even more.
Like, my dad looks at Trey and be like, he's me.
He ain't you, he's me.
I look at him and see all types of me.
Every talk I have, don't be like me.
That's how your little ass got me.
That's how you got me now.
I wanna change my thought.
You gotta tell your kids how they got here.
I wanna change my thought on him too.
I think he might be able to handle that.
He could, but he's so cerebral. He ain't yeah
That boy is cerebral now conversation. Yeah, you got all that
No, you see it
On you that smart to go out the window
But that's the problem in real life because I believe what you saying about my baby
He gonna learn that when they can't fuck with you,
they gonna fuck with you.
Like when they can't fuck with you,
they gonna find a way to fuck with you.
That's how the stalker was coming by my crib,
jogging for the next nine months.
I picked the right ones, boy.
I picked the right ones.
The ones that when you cut them off, nigga,
they gonna get theirs back.
That's why I had to leave the game. I had to leave the game
It was more it was on my ass
water
Yeah, bitches got socials and wanted to have like voices and fucking let your girl know that you was into them and shit
Like why would you do that? Yeah, that's rude. That's hurtful
Come on now
Our girls could see your big ass our girls could see your your little picture in the circle
Girls got all the time in the world
Especially the girls without no job to look at the people that's looking at their story and most of the bitches that will cheat what you got
a big head So yeah, it is mad most of the bitches that will cheat with you got a big head.
So your head is mad big in the little circle.
You think you covert.
Oh shit.
Look at Tasha big ass head.
Trying to see somebody girl's story.
And girls is messy.
So, oh man.
Listen, so many girls saw every one of my friends story,
every angle of that dinner party.
Every angle of that dinner party was seen.
I was putting the shit,
yo, my people sent me, it's like,
yo, you had a good time?
I'm like, nah, I had a real good time.
They're like, yo, I seen everybody,
pictures that I was following,
I just kinda put the whole thing together.
It looked like y'all had a blast.
I said, in my brain, I'm like, yeah, we did.
But in my brain, I'm like, yo, life, they got them on sale.
Nah, you gotta be good.
My girl sent me a picture two weeks ago
of my fingernail in the strip club.
It wasn't nothing else but shorty shaking ass
and my fingernail but she could spot that gel.
She could spot that thumb, that thumb.
That acrylic on the thumb gave it away, boy.
God damn it.
Yeah, man, mind your business.
I don't feel like Girlfriend's Place should be in,
I'm gonna give myself a drum, come on.
Yeah, yeah, let's keep going.
They're good.
For real.
But for dead ass.
They're good though.
Yeah, that's it.
All right, let me tell you about
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A lot of the little kids in junior high
and high school, all my friends' kids,
they sending their commercial around.
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They are.
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Princess came up to me and said,
yo, Joe been going viral on TikTok.
Show me that picture.
Remember the picture you laying on the floor right here?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
She said, daddy, this is a lot of kids all using that.
Yeah, I was in that picture.
I was hating.
You took that picture.
You know what's funny?
The kids think that that picture of me
black t-shirt on the floor is me crying.
So that's the me is some crying shit.
But I was crying laughing at y'all too.
Me and Mel. Mel is the funniest podcast in the world
that she just don't wanna podcast.
Cause she's doing it.
Prize picks, let's get prize picks.
I ain't gonna do that.
No, she's killing shit.
Don't bring up the old shit.
Yeah, but why she wasn't killing shit before?
Cause y'all I'm an actress.
Why you holding on to the past?
Reddit found your sex scene.
Oh, okay.
We'll talk about that later.
Reddit found your sex scene. Oh, okay, we'll talk about that later. Reddit found your sex scene.
Talk about shit now.
And why are you looking so greasy?
Why you baby oiled up?
She went to the bathroom when I did.
Yeah, you don't normally come in.
I'ma leave it alone, cause charges.
It's the end of sundress season, okay?
I'm trying to represent.
No, you wiped it down.
You wiped it down.
Cause I'm all, hey. Cause I'm trying to represent. Now you wipe it down. You wipe it down. Cause I'm all, hey.
Cause I'm all.
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In case I need a hand.
Oh shit, Prada's gonna fight me.
Oh shit.
No they're not.
No they're not.
That's eight.
No they're not, I am.
That's eight.
No they're not, no they're not.
That commercial's very weird.
That's what I'm saying, you did a good job.
You're a golden goose right now.
And I ain't gonna hold you.
Girlfriends out there that's listening, all five of y'all.
Girlfriends, aunts, all of the women out there.
It's week one.
Oh, yeah.
You gotta chill out.
Yeah, leave niggas alone.
Yeah, don't call me Sunday.
Yeah, sit back.
I might go out to the game.
Might do what?
We didn't hear you.
I gotta get a permission slip.
I ran it by him already.
I got a soft permission slip so far.
Ladies out there.
That's a good start.
It's week one.
Leave your person the fuck alone.
Do do do do do do do do do do do.
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We're going back.
Guess what?
Get your ass in the kitchen.
Get them appetizers right there.
Let's not get away with that big versus big bullshit too.
Yeah, go in there and get that spinach dip ready.
The Giants is coming on.
I ain't even watching, no.
I gotta get the DirecTV.
I gotta get the YouTube.
If you think I'm gonna be watching Danny Dimes
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I'm getting better at that, Ache.
You can tell I'm trying to crack him soon.
I'm getting better. You at you. You can tell I'm trying to crack him soon.
I'm getting better.
You can tell I gotta go.
You can tell I'm trying to go to dinner soon.
I'm moving.
All right.
Smooth.
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I love it.
Look at Flip.
Look at Flip.
What do we got?
What do we got?
We were still talking about tour.
No, no, no.
I was just telling you before we got back on that Mel was a PT.
He was a former coach.
He was a former coach.
He was a former coach. He was a former coach. He was a about tour. No, no, no. I was just telling you before we got back on that Mel was PTO watching.
I was.
I told her, I said that, yo, you know, after the part, I'm going home.
She said, you went home last time.
Last week.
Last week.
And I think it's unfair that you just keep going home.
So I told her you need to renegotiate your contract then.
And it smiled and laughed at her.
And then I told her also, I got to give you the whole...
I realized that the first of the month passed,
so it just, it rolled over.
And then I told her that if Joe give y'all a vacation
in September, I'm upset.
She said, you're just hating
because you had your PTO already.
And then she started saying that she paid for her own trip.
Like she just started saying some trickery.
I don't know what the fuck she was talking about.
But, Mel is PTO watcher.
No, what I said was...
And that's not a surprise
because Melissa Savannah Ford PTO watches.
I didn't know that.
You told me that on the balcony
when we was talking about how Melissa's back
a few months ago.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I did not.
That's how I found out.
Anything I know about Savannah is because somebody
snitched and told me.
Because of me, right?
No, somebody told me.
That's a fact.
Somebody told me.
And it's usually you.
She's at the pool.
Oh, man.
I've been doing good, man.
She's at the pool with Matt on Sunday.
She was PTO watching.
It's a third time.
Oh, yeah, because she pressed me one time,
I asked her, why you keep going home like that?
Like girl, don't stop me by the elevator
and talk to me about why I'm going home, nigga.
I'm going home.
Leave me alone.
But you do got a vacation plan coming up, right?
Yeah, two weeks.
Stop saying that, man.
Anybody that comes here temporarily to fill in
for the seat is not a permanent replacement for Flip.
That's right. Just gotta say that. Listen, I for the seat is not a permanent replacement for Flip. That's right.
Just gotta say that.
Listen, I keep the seat warm for me.
I'm very supportive, but still, stop watching.
You got that month off, and we're gonna move on,
because I don't know if this is compelling,
but you got that month off.
Ish took the random, abrupt week off.
This shit was flying.
But I'm not mad at none of that.
But if y'all think that Melissa Savannah Ford didn't have her buggy-eyed ass watching,
she came in a week to two weeks later, hit in with the damsel in distress sob story of,
hey, really need to man my motor, my social engine,
my podcasting engine.
My social battery is on zero, it's on less than zero.
I need to re-up.
Yeah, that's what she did.
With some Mai ties and some pink sands.
Exactly, it brought it to me.
Hey, go right on ahead, have a slice.
I mean, it was summer vacation.
Then came back.
I didn't even say that.
What?
It came back and you could have made the pod.
You could have made the Friday pod
and you decided not to.
No, I couldn't.
I was in the air.
Oh, me too.
I was flying.
Me too.
Yeah, all day.
Well, it's totally fine with me.
I'm getting every payroll dollar dollars worth in the force.
Don't start that shit, please.
I'm telling y'all now so I don't appear to be
ice-spicish or little yaddy-ish.
I'm going on a break mid-September.
Yes.
If Parks goes, we all get a vacation. Unless I call back up Parks and send them in here to part with y'all.
I don't know how much confidence I have with that.
Who's back up Parks?
Well, that's birthday week, so I won't be here for sure.
Now if Parks does not go, then you guys have fun and hold it down while I go do to y'all what y'all did to me.
If you don't mind.
Boy, it was tough carrying a load
without my fucking ace Boone Coon
and my joker Boone Coon.
Joker Boone Coon and my ace.
Come on, man.
And then when you, oh my God, that suspension.
Oh, I done lit, yeah.
Oh, fuck myself with that one.
Fuck myself with that one.
You went out there, made new alliances, networks,
with friends, made some friends, got busy mates.
That's JR, that's JR.
JR did it.
He don't even speak to me no more.
JR don't even speak to me no more.
He just, you know what I mean?
He do it.
It's cool, it's cool.
It's cool.
I'm at fucking Ketch Steak last night
enjoying a beautiful meal, my makeup meal,
so I can eat the shit with my lady,
having a slice.
My makeup meal.
Oh, it was a scene in there last night, people watching.
But anyway, it was a table, a few tables down,
full of like young, young, young, young, young, young kids,
like niggas that looked 15 and 16,
but they looked like they was athletes,
had some height on them, it's like,
you know what I mean, it's like, take your watch off,
just in case you got to snuff one of these dudes.
I know that feeling.
And then one of them got up,
the tallest one got up from the table
with the shortest one in a hoodie.
I normally know the shortest one in the crew
to be the shooter.
You gotta watch him.
And they don't search niggas and catch,
I realized that last night.
These two dudes came up to my table
and the tall one extends his hand
right as I'm eating my garlic bread
that comes with the sizzling strip.
And he says, yo man, you remember me?
And I say no.
That's not what he said. Who the fuck are you? Says, yeah man, you remember me? And I say, no. Who the fuck are you?
Says, yeah man, I'm Ethan's friend.
Went to your house about seven, eight years ago.
So I give him some dap,
because he knows my little brother.
I dap him, I put my garlic bread down, I dap him up.
Know what this little 16 year old nigga gonna say to me?
He gonna say, you just gonna gonna dab me up with salty hands?
I said, yo, get the fuck away from me.
Yo, these kids.
I hate these little niggas.
I hate these little niggas.
These kids don't have,
these kids have no problem.
You're gonna put the olive oil on my hand, my nigga?
These kids have no problem telling you about yourself.
Yeah, they say how they feel.
Yeah, they got voices, yo.
In real time.
We were scared to death to do that shit back in the day.
We'll take the salty hands.
Oh, good luck, boy.
I'm gonna take the salty hands.
I'm gonna take the salty hands.
I'm gonna take the salty hands.
I'm gonna take the salty hands. I'm gonna take the salty hands. I'm gonna take the salty hands. I'm gonna take They say how they feel. Yeah, they got voices.
In real time.
We were scared to death to do that shit back in the day.
We'll take this off your hands.
Oh, good looking, boy.
You came to my table, you tall-ass little dick.
Get away from my table.
He dug this shit out of me, man.
What are you doing in there?
I sat there feeling stupid as hell.
Anyway, anyway, where was I going?
Where was I going?
I don't care.
What's up?
Ignoring us.
I do want to get back into album reviews at some point.
I don't know if we have to do that right now.
No.
This Cardi, this Cardi maternity pic,
this is a quick story for me.
Yeah.
I don't believe that she did that.
I don't believe that she intentionally did that.
That's what I got for you.
I'm not expounding.
If y'all want to please be my guest.
She done lit me up last month.
I'm 44 now. I'm trying to be mature. What did the want to please be my guest. She done lit me up last month. I'm 44 now
I'm trying to what can what did the graffiti behind her actually say you're being messy. I know I'm not
But then someone wrote over the top pedophile ah
Like a post yeah
It was like a nice tag on the wall and then someone went over the top of it
It wrote pedophile was like a shitty one is this picture on her Instagram? She might have deleted it by now
She swapped it out. She deleted it. She swapped it out. It's gone
But when the pic hit they were accusing her trying to be shady
She responded saying y'all stupid as hell if y'all think that I'm trying to use my
Maternity shoot to be this shady
I would we really were just rushing to find a spot because blogs were trying to leak my business
Before I was ready, so we were trying to rush and get it out there. I didn't see that. Nobody I was with saw that.
We swapped it out immediately. I don't have no problem getting shit shaken, but I'm not using my child to mom.
I believe that. I believe that. I believe that. I'm not that foul to not do it. I don't think nobody's doing it.
It's wild for the photographer, whoever's doing art direction or whatever to pick up on that. It wasn't even art direction.
It was literally like her friend, she said it,
her friend was taking a picture with a fucking iPhone.
Like they just found a random street,
and she posed up, and that was it.
So they didn't take stock of what was happening
on the walls and shit.
It was that random for her.
That's a nice iFool picture.
Well, I mean, it's probably the 15 Pro.
That was an iPhone picture? Yeah, I mean, you know, it's probably the 15 problems. I phone picture
Yeah, I mean you could do a lot of shit in post but yes
That was what she said caught you
so
I
Wish I fucking would
To do a lot of that. I don't have
face tuning it up, no
I don't have to. Face tuning it up?
No, never.
You want some editing?
No.
So how you know?
I've heard.
I've seen.
There are apps for that that I don't use.
They are not on my phone.
You do the snap filter, then the IG filter.
Do you swipe left twice?
Swipe left, what's left twice?
What's that?
Paris or whatever that filter.
Valencia? Yeah. You? Paris or whatever that filter.
What's that, Valencia?
Yeah.
That's old school.
You know the number of the filter in my neighborhood?
Yo, cause somebody told me to put it on the other day.
Two times.
Yeah, cause there's a filter
that make the ugly chicks pretty.
Yeah, for sure.
They give them good skin, remove they pores.
That's a Snapchat.
They look like cartoons.
Yeah, you gotta know about that.
Paris, I just said Paris.
I just said Paris, yeah.
When did J-1?
Yo, you're funny.
You have managed the society, man.
Let's see.
All right, so we're done with that Cardi topic.
Billboard 200 delayed?
Yeah, we could do it.
We could do it.
I don't know anything about that.
OK, so we talked about it a little bit
with Travis doing 217 or whatever the number was now his numbers are in he did
361
He was doing that was Sabrina Carpenter did 362. Oh wow he lost by a thousand
Wow
But they delayed it for like a week and a half
I've never seen that my entire life. I don't believe nothing about these numbers. I don't either.
I don't believe not one thing about these numbers.
About hers or his?
His.
Oh, okay.
No, she's how, she's lit.
Yeah.
She's fine, cause that's a new album.
Yeah.
This is not a new album.
True.
And you want me to believe that Travis Scott
sold 361,000 copies of an album that's not new.
But this is the first time that album has been available.
So I actually kind of believe it.
Like he's got a big fan base, and that album came out in,
what, 2012 or some shit like that?
So they're probably not even aware of it.
They don't even know what a Dat Piff is.
His new album didn't sell this.
But this is a classic album.
OK, but his audience
should have only grown since then and his new album didn't touch this. But if
it's classic songs that you couldn't get anywhere else, then I'm gonna go buy it.
Yeah. Awesome. I do not believe that that's happening in the state of the
current. So you think that somebody inflated these numbers? I don't know because it's above my
pay grade. I think that some tech company somewhere
is doing something behind the scenes.
Just like the labels, Travis Scott was the baby
for the bundle packaging of the labels.
He was.
So Travis Scott gets special privileges
to certain tricks, tricks of the trade.
He is doing like a merch vinyl situation, so that probably plays into it too. I believe these numbers
I don't feel like
Call me a hater. I'm sorry listen congratulations to Travis. Yeah, uh great feet either way fuck my skepticism, right?
But yeah
Skeptic that's all that's all but shout to Travis his entire team. Go ahead
I've just never seen it get delayed like this
Travis is signed to we let me do some that's not about now. Hold up now. I'll put this together right now
The Travis Rock Nation that I don't know. I don't believe so. No, I
Don't think so he'd be at the brunches
He might be wasn't aiming his new shit. Well, the new shit is the old shit days before rodeo and that is cactus Jack under exclusive license to epic records division of Sony
Hmm, well you that came out 2014 2014. It's 2014. I don't believe that
Ten-year anniversary. I believe this I believe it project of that
Length of the time before would garner that much listen right now
I do think people
would go listen if 100 200 maybe but three 360s I don't think so this is 100 too high
yeah I think this is 100 too high but y'all said 217 wasn't gonna be a real number I think
no it wasn't 217 was higher than that no it was 217 and y'all said they was projected
it was something I thought no it was 217 I think I'm on and y'all said they was projecting. It was two-sixty something I thought. No, it was two-seventeen. I think, and y'all said that that was the computer's
puterim, but I don't.
Two-seventeen is believable.
Listen, and I'm not accusing anybody of anything.
I'm just saying I do not believe these numbers.
No sir-ree bob.
I believe us to be in a transitional stage
in music consumption.
True.
And some people, they're gonna pick six people
to try shit out with and the rest of you
will do 19 and 20 and 30,000.
So you don't, but he's one of the ones.
He's one of the ones.
He's one of the ones.
He's one of the ones.
He's one of the ones, no doubt about it.
No doubt about it.
Oh, hey, look at Toy.
Yeah, no, he's one of the ones.
So yeah, I'm not buying it. Congratulations to all the people Oh hey, Toy, look at Toy. Yeah, no, he's one of the ones, so yeah.
I'm not buying it, but congratulations to all the people
that put some money in the pocket behind this.
I gotta get down to the bottom of it.
That's a congratulations?
Your sources, man, cause you,
the shit you be saying?
You got me over here like, what the fuck is going on?
But I'm gonna get down to the bottom of it.
Yo, we are in an entertainment business.
Entertainment means nothing here is real.
I got it, I understand that.
Nothing is real, everything is smoke and mirrors,
everything is happening behind the front-facing shit.
And maybe I'm fucking, not jaded,
that's what I'm trying to put.
Yeah, I've been through it.
You fans are not supposed to know any of this stuff.
You're not supposed to know the inner workings of shit.
So I'm fine with sounding like a complete nutcase in this.
The labels want people to continue to think that I am a complete nutcase.
Cuz I'm telling.
But if the numbers are inflated.
I'm not saying inflated.
That means the label doesn't make the money.
I'm not saying that ain't true. So I'm trying to figure out that don't you make,
they make money off of each sale, right? So if you inflate the numbers of sales,
streams. Let's take it off of music because that's going to make it difficult
for people to understand. Okay. As content creators and influencers, back when the rush happened
and all of y'all went to buy followers,
you did that because you could take those numbers
That's a fact.
and present them and now get money from the field.
It's no different in music.
If my number says I sold two, three and 400,000,
it don't matter if that's real or streams
or stream farms or bots.
I can take that number and go take it to Google
and take it to Samsung.
Whoever.
Partnerships, sponsorships.
Yeah, and that's only happening for the Crème de la Crème
for the top of the top for the premier acts around here.
Which Travis is?
Yes.
And does it matter if those numbers are like fudged or falsified?
How would they know?
Because when the example of using bot followers
from Instagram, eventually people started to catch on
that the number didn't equal the engagement.
And so let's just say you have a million followers
but underneath the post you got 867 likes
and two comments.
I might have already pocketed 1.2, 1.3 million dollars.
But eventually the fucking jig is up.
That's hard to tell with traffic though.
The jig is never up because it's a Ponzi scheme.
The jig is never up because it's a Ponzi scheme.
So most of these bundle packages
or whatever the new trick is,
I don't know it because I'm ancient and retired.
Whatever the new trick is, is approved by the label.
It is a label, you have label. It is a label.
You have to, it's a label boy trick.
Everybody can't get this trick, right?
So now that ties into,
we're getting that approved with Billboard.
We called Billboard, hey, can we, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah?
Billboard says yes.
I'm not saying that labels have a hand
in all of these places,
but the Spotify's and the, yeah, all of our tentacles are coming together
to get this off, which is why the average Joe Schmo, you would never.
You would never.
This is random.
When Jay-Z had that album with the phone,
do you think all those numbers were real?
None of those numbers were real.
You talking about when he sold this album
directly to Samsung or something?
Yeah, he sold a million records or have many records
it was before the album was released.
Because he was innovative and he went to,
he directly himself, but acting as a business,
not an artist. He went to them, said, let's cut a cut a deal in that deal y'all have to purchase this amount of album
So he was gold or platinum. I think was platinum before the album ever dropped person
Got it. So they bought these albums already
We could give them away
I'm home. I could give this away now. Yeah. Mm-hmm
And I wanted to ask what did he change again?. And I want to say, he changed the game.
He changed the game.
You too. You too.
He changed the game too.
I want to tell you about, listen,
I know that the average consumer has no idea
how much all of these little tricks cost
and the percentages involved,
but I have Moony Long here.
Money.
Money Long. Why do I always do that?
She's coming here soon. I don't know why I do that.
I have Money Long here to just give you a quick, quick idea.
Typically, for a 12 hour block is 1,200 bucks.
Then the session engineer is 75 to 100 an hour,
so just add that up.
Say you do seven sessions a week,
it's $10,000, just on sessions.
And then mixing anywhere from $2,500 to $10,000 a track,
that's 19 tracks, so that's $100,000, just rounding it.
Your math is impeccable.
Now you already had 120.
And now you gotta pay for the beats.
So there are anywhere from $5,000 to $40,000 a track,
depending on who you're working with, times-
19. 14, so 400,000.
So let's just say 250 plus 120.
Now you're already at 300,000.
That eliminates 75% of the people who are aspiring.
I didn't realize how much money that it takes
to actually be an artist.
This is before you market,
this is before you shoot a video,
this is before you do an appearance.
They tell you to invest in yourself,
but it's also a bit scary investing in yourself.
The song is the most important thing,
but there are so many other things that it takes
to take that song and make it be worth something.
There are...
Yeah.
That's dope.
Yo, I'm glad she did that.
That's a really good breakdown.
I don't know none of this shit, man.
It's expensive being music-business.
But then you hear the fans listening
to the quote unquote experts that say,
yo, do it yourself, fuck the label.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's 50-50 over here, y'all saying fuck the label,
then somebody saying, no, nigga is what really makes you famous
Or really makes you profitable
Because if you're a young 20 year old nigga, that's fire. You don't know what route to take
It's mad confusing
People are so used to now at this point anything that's entertaining as far as just content social media
They just see it so quickly. They don't understand the process of what it takes.
Short term TikTok shit, you can become famous
off your little quick TikTok click
that really took nothing to make.
So they try to also apply that to artists.
Well look how quick that's becoming popular,
why can't you do the same?
It's like no, I have to actually create this shit
from scratch, I have to go through certain means to do it,
I now have to think about how I'm promoting it.
It's a lot of fucking details that goes into that shit
Yeah, but which means not for nothing no disrespecting nobody that's out there doing it here comes this right now
You need to label if you were 24 year old artists
You don't know how to promote your own out of market
You don't know how to do all of those things that she spoke on well some people are very savvy
So sure some of this shit by being popular on social media or whatever
which is why a lot of artists are becoming more self-reliant on becoming
their own engineers becoming their own producers having to write all their shit
because they can't afford to go ahead you got a computer and a fucking mic you
can create your own project now and I know someone that does all that shit in
house mix master produce sing
all that shit don't sound like it. And if you played the label game already then you know that the
label is just Russ and LaRussell, there's a bunch of people talking about it. The label is just
hiring the people to go out and do these things so that's your job to kind of
back door and hit fucking Sam Crespo or D and Shadow or somebody that's gonna
get some spins or something.
Who are those niggas that work the records?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The building could do all they want. Who's working these records?
Right.
So, listen, shout out to all you artists out there.
Yeah, it ain't easy.
Yeah, it ain't easy. It ain't easy at all.
Not cheap.
So yeah, if we gonna do that, if we picking you as the one, the one, the one, like Travis is the one,
not to go back to him as the example,
but yeah, get it to 361.
Yeah, we need to return.
Do whatever you gotta do.
Some artists had the label,
the label was going to make sure that they went number one,
or if we saw you with behind by a little bit,
all engines go to get you where you need it to be.
So congratulations again, I'm off of this,
that was off on a little tangent,
sorry about that, or fuck you. Money Long's album's great, by the way. You goddamn right. Yeah, she, I'm all for this. That was off on a little tangent. Sorry about that, or fuck you.
Money Long's album's great, by the way.
You goddamn right.
Yeah, she's got some money longs.
Sound like money, too.
Yeah, oh no, it's expensive.
Yeah, it sounds like money.
It does, it does, for sure.
She spent.
She broke down almost 600 grand,
because her numbers was a little off.
I was doing them in my head.
She broke down 600 grand, pre-marketing, pre-promotion.
Pre-videos.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, a lot of artists don't know,
like when we say single,
like, cause that term is just single, single, single.
Do you got a record?
Do you got a record?
Do you got a hit?
Do you got something to go to play?
You got something to go, go, go, go, go.
But when we say that,
it's saying to the label or the investors,
this is a record that the board can approve millions for the next,
however many months to potentially get you your investment back. Yes. Yeah.
But she had a hit record on this album. So her has a hit record.
Money long has enough equity now to she done gave enough hits to her and other people. Yeah.
And she's had a couple on her own as well. Before this album,
but on this album there's a hit as well. Last two, three years she's been, two years she Yeah, and she's had a couple on her own as well. She has some more on her own. Before this album, but this album is a hit as well.
Last two, three years she's been, two years she's been.
She's killing on fire.
Yeah.
That Doshi album.
Woo, we was listening on the way in.
Listen, I'm getting back to my reviews.
I don't like to do album reviews on Fridays
when these albums come out.
Oh, y'all having a little moment?
I ain't n***a back in the story.
Yo, stop, he ain't know I came in with parts.
You just said it.
Ah, damn, we whispered it.
It's a love blown up spot.
Whispered it to millions, you got it.
Yo, but hold on, do you know what's confusing?
Do you meet him in Queens or he put you in Harlem?
What is the secret?
Yeah, word. There's no secret. Like know what's confusing? Do you meet him in Queens or he put you in Harlem? What is the secret? Yeah, where?
There's no secret.
Like once you with your girl, you with your girl.
Do you meet the nigga in Queens or by the train station?
Oh wait, I'm doing that shit that people said.
I'm doing that shit that people said.
You know when niggas pick somebody up
they meet you by the train station?
I'm not coming to your block, nigga.
Meet me down.
No, I came to his block, man.
I'm a gentleman.
Oh, that's white people shit.
Nigga, meet me by the train, nigga,
because I'm going straight.
Or walk by the gas station.
Meet me by the gas station. I don't feel like turning Or walk by the gas station. Meet me by the gas station.
I don't feel like turning.
It takes me off route.
Meet me by the train.
All right, guys.
Yeah.
Yo, and you know what?
I'll come clean.
I think Ice was totally right about me last part
and some of the inappropriate things
that I've done to my friends
as they've been in long-term serious relationships.
Nigga, what?
Now you do this?
I think Ice was absolutely right.
Were he not here? You do this, nigga?
Ice was absolutely right about me.
I do not defend who I was 15 and 20 years ago.
I do not.
Call him.
Yo, whatever they saying I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I've done better for myself,
but I did whatever they said I did that I try to
defend against doing. So I go to my birthday party, all of the people that I expected to
meet their significant other for the first time, they didn't come. Johnny didn't bring
his wife. That's true. You've met her before though. No. Oh yeah, I have. But many, many
years ago, not since they've been married. That's true.
Rye Guy didn't bring, yeah.
Dubb didn't bring his wife.
That's true.
Rye Guy didn't bring his girlfriend.
Asia didn't bring whoever the fuck she was gonna bring.
And Asia hit me on the text early in the day.
And this is when it hit me, I had a reflection.
Yo, I'm bringing, you know what I mean?
My, you know what I mean? My, you know what I mean?
Chill out.
Don't do it.
Because I'm thinking about not bringing them
because of you.
Oh shit.
Because you'll do it.
And that was right after Ice accused me of that shit.
And I had to, I had to, I had to look,
I had to take a long hard look
at myself in the mirror, you guys.
On your back there.
I had to take a real long hard close look at myself
in the fucking mirror.
And you said self?
Self, they are right about you.
Yo, it's tough when you have in a moment a reflection
and you realize the niggas that was kicking your back in.
Was right.
Was right. They were right kicking your back in was right. Was right.
Mm-hmm.
They were right.
Play man in the mirror.
Do you know what the torture I put Asia through
at that compound in terms of people
she was attempting to date?
What?
What?
That's great.
Yo, nobody got it worth it.
Sorry, such a serial killer.
We had a blast at Asia's expense.
That was bad.
Because Asia was older than us,
so she was bringing in niggas that was 52 and 53 with the
old nigga Matt game
But that's fun that's fun. That's fun. Yo, the whole room had a blast.
It's fun. Joe, but it's not.
But Asia's right. Ice is right. Whoever is saying I did that, it's just wrong about that.
It's just wrong about that. It's just wrong about that.
Yo, you so corny.
But them niggas is right. That went too viral right there. Yo, you so corny. You ain't got no.
But them niggas is right.
That went too viral.
We can't, we can't.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I'ma cheer.
I'ma cheer.
No, I don't think I ever jammed him up like this.
You don't think you ever jammed Isha?
No.
I'm gonna make a change.
Is it because he's unjamable at the time?
I was normally flying with Isha's people.
Like pizza spot date. We know.
No, not like that.
Oh.
Not like that. That girl wasn't his people. That was just a fucking stop
But Asia and ice and a few others you did those things I did it I did it
And they be holding it all will not hold some over my head at 44
How long are you alone on something over somebody somebody's head? At 44, I did it.
Nigga, you gotta let that shit go.
Either heal, get some therapy, find a way to deal with it, or excommunicate the friendship.
But no, you're not gonna hold a shit over my head like your girl do when you cheat but y'all make up.
But now she about to the next three years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that shit that you did, I know what you did three summers ago.
Bitch, are you leaving or what?
Because if you're leaving, I can get lit.
I can respond.
I can get lit.
If you're not leaving.
Shorty from three summers ago still around.
Oh, yes.
Word, don't none J's because you made me unfollow her.
Yo, what do they say, J's?
What you talking about? Oh, I unfollow her. What do they say? What you talking about?
Oh, I unfollow her.
Block her.
Oh.
You'll get in trouble.
Stop.
You'll get in trouble.
You always jam your stuff up.
And when you jam your stuff up, you'll jam it.
If they would take it to the next level toy, I wouldn't
have to get myself in trouble to make for a good.
Don't do that.
I'll get myself in trouble. It's true. It's true. I wish when I do that,
and I know when you get a job, when you come here, you come here.
I wish when I do that, then one of y'all would do it.
E halfway do it a little bit. You shook a thee. You shook a thee.
I gotta be shook. You shook a thee too, actually.
I don't have anybody.
And we got it.
You sure? Yes, yes, I am absolutely sure that I have absolutely nobody right now. But when you be having the person, you be sugar thing.
You be coming here.
You be sugar thing.
It's more like I think I got something, but hold on.
I'm still figuring it out.
So the preliminary still.
It's the preliminary.
I don't want to put too much fucking sauce on it. And then it turns out to be fucking nothing, figuring it out. So the preliminary still. It's the preliminary. I don't wanna put too much fuckin' sauce on it,
and then it turns out to be fuckin' nothing,
which it does.
I'm not mad at Mel, too,
because I'm learning most of my platonic women friends
do that.
Like Asia's on some shit.
Dog, I'm not bringing my dude around just yet.
I ain't done with my whatever I'm doing.
Yeah, because we haven't totally claimed it yet.
Because by the time I bring you around the rows,
Ash, same thing.
Fucking.
Do y'all believe in that?
I normally get along with toy people.
But yeah, let you spend time with your person
and make sure that shit is all the way right
before we get in front of my real.
You're supposed to do that anyway.
Yeah, that's life.
No, but men don't do that a lot.
Men will bring.
Anything to bring.
Niggas will bring anybody to me, they mom.
Nah, you gotta be careful. I'll miss your mother, oh yeah. Yeah I met your mother. Oh yeah. Like 15 other bitches met my mother too.
That's because men will have to talk with the woman.
Men will have to talk with their niggas already like, no, she just...
Oh no, but we said that. You get the prep talk before you meet your...
I don't think girls could do that.
Even if Asia were to prep her person before he got to the party.
It's me.
So if I. What does that prep sound like?
Whatever the prep is, if I walk to the bar and catch you with Asia, my
homegirl and y'all doing anything that look romantic.
Jokes is coming.
Yeah.
It's happening.
Yeah.
That's not right.
That's fun.
It is fun.
I'm down with you with this.
That's fun. That's brother shit. Yo fun. I'm down with you with this fuck
Brother shit
When I'm on it came it was fun
Most of us enjoyed seeing that most of us
Niggas got me so,, uh, doh shit.
Doh shit.
Yeah.
Yes.
This project is so fire.
Fire.
Dog.
Some of these beats be average.
They lucky.
Speed the freeway when I need a breeze, ay.
Wine and Chinese when I feel uneasy.
Fall to my knees, take a line
I need an abuse, stumble inside of the booth
Mumbling none of the truth
As sweat drips down my tits
I contemplate how to never get like this
I contemplate how to never get this rich or get this bag
I wonder what them labels see in a bitch this black
I wonder what my friends all think when I'm on there
I love the way my eye all think when I'm not there I love the way my ideas flow when I'm not there
I love the way my hips roll slow
But I don't like the way it feels when my vices are absent
I'm not there
Nah, ooh
You know I'da told Park to go call the bassist or somebody
We'd be like
Oh, do do do do do do do do do
Something's going on here
All day, all night, no time to work work ex by fiance can make it work
when that bitch is getting burned
but now that bitch is burning
when the tables turn you can't call back
That shit is hypnotizing
Death roll into profit for me
Dirt under my fingernails
blood on my top hat
nigga talking tough I had to peel the nigga top back
flowing on the beat my enginega talkin' tough, I had to peel the nigga top back
Flowin' on the beat, my engine, nigga mute the talk back
Black bitches always bendin' backwards on a soft mat
Doin' acrobatics, fallin' face first, ass down
I was playin' father figure, now I'm makin' six now
Six figures, now my shit's a-burning, you're sick now
Woulda thought that Jalen Hickman be a hit now I rep my city despite the fact that they hated me Let's go, Doji! Do Doji! She's fire. That up is great. She made me want to change my list.
Yeah, I told you, I said that.
She jumped to the front of the line.
That Doji Project is incredible.
What's that?
That's a good one.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project.
I'm gonna go with the Doji Project. I'm gonna go with the Doji Project. I'm gonna go with the Doji Project. I'm gonna go with the Doji Project. I'm gonna go with the Doji Project. She's fire. That was great. She made me want to change my list. Yeah, I said that.
She jumped to the front of the line.
That Dochi project is incredible.
It is incredible.
The second half, she get into my melodic.
She great, great project, great introduction.
Again, like I said, to people that were unfamiliar,
she told some stories.
She told some stories about her the road travel thus far
She absolutely smoked this project if you have not gotten it alligator bites never heal
Though she in your phone available right this second so proud of her and so happy for her TDE
You've managed to do it again big Sean
Hmm I really like Big Sean. I do. And I hate to qualify in the beginning because that
means you know I'm getting somewhere that's messy and shady. I really fuck
with Big Sean. I do not like doing album reviews on Fridays when your albums drop.
I don't. But because my voice and platform is so large, I do it to not do
a disservice to the listener or the artist. I've been a part of too many release days
where albums come out and media voices say nothing. They don't even acknowledge the project
drop. So I hate to put myself in that boat. And I ran through the Sean shit and on the weekend while I was looking at
Africans with ass on Instagram the DMs pop up at the top of the phone and I saw
a big Sean's name and then he started saying some shit about whatever I said
about the album so I swiped the fuck out of there and went back to uh in a wassama season. I went back to Anna Wassamany. Big Sean a
fucking music review time debate or Africans with little little little little
waist huge asses with the thighs to match. Remember that out there when the
thighs matched. So anyway. So because I wanted to make sure I stood in
what I was saying,
or I wanted to hear Big Sean's album over the weekend
in a different vibe, different temperature,
I gave it a run.
I gave it a run Sunday, I gave it a run Monday,
and I started my day Tuesday getting my haircut
to the Big Sean project to which
at the end of track 19 my barber said is he okay and I said well I'm not sure but
why do you say that and he said because most of the songs that I just heard, he sound like he's going through a lot.
And that kind of leads to what my issue was
with the Big Sean project.
They say don't share a problem without a solution.
And I think the same is true in reverse.
If you share a solution without a problem, it's nothing.
Big Sean had too many moments on his project for me,
presented solutions to problems that I never heard about.
He gave me all of the therapeutic,
he gave me to my family, he gave me to I'm healed,
he gave me to boundaries,
boundaries might be one of my favorite tracks on the Big Sean
Project let me pull it up just to make sure I'm getting the names right yeah boundaries track 18 one of my favorites on the project
But his album for the most part for me was too calm
It was very calm
I don't think it did a great job of telling me who Big Sean is today and
where he is today.
I think my other favorite track on here was Get You Back.
Cas Cobain is on the run of all runs.
Yeah, he is.
I don't think Cas Cobain could touch something and it not be fire right now.
So I'm gonna play that.
But, well, let gonna play that but well
let me play that real quick because I almost seem like a hater. Where is it where is it where is it
where is it uh here you go get you back get you back, back and like that I had to get your ass back, bitch
Fuckin' up your spots, honey, I know that you got
To the top, forgot you was mad I had to get you back, facking like that
I had to get your ass back, bitch
I fuck you out of your clothes
I fuck you out of a bad day
She throwing ass for a nigga like I don't want pro in this motherfucking draft day
I'm in a hole in the league with the pussy, I'm sledding and fucking her down
She shaking, I buckle her down
Fuck, we ain't fucking around
Other than that, I didn't think that I didn't really love the
Gunna Project. Like Sean album for me is Gunna song.
I mean the Gunna song. I'm sorry, the Gunna song, the Gunna song,
the Gunna song.
What's the name of that song? It is what it is.
Like from one to ten is a few of these that I fuck with,
but it's just really, really, really, really calm for me.
I know he might be trying to push to who you are
as a single at some point,
that is the Usher superstar flip.
I'm gonna tell y'all.
Calling my number one.
For me, I have superstar
All these cameras and you just playin' with
Huh?
I'm playin'
All this always on Ammonios I'm always yours
I be a groupie, ayy, whoa, whoa
Look, these bitches finna hate you, you a superstar
You know who you was, I know who you are
Fuckin' with a nigga, let it take it too far
You the one that they got up on their mood, boy
When I flick you from the back, you a superstar
You know who you was, I know who you are
Ayy, I know who you are, I know who you are
Your face bury that silk, I hop, I'm on top, I'm the king of the hill
X-Wrapped around your finger, he wanna marry you still
I'm talkin' shit in your ear, you showin' off in the mirror
I match your sex drive, I'm teachin' you how to steer
I put you in every gear, yeah
I ask a dude she lovin', she say, daddy, hell yeah
She deserve a tail number and a tail fair
You don't need a man, you need a manager, hold up
You don't need a man, you need a cameraman I'm not that nigga that you call that's never answerin' These stupid niggas fumblin' the real bitch If you woke up to the equalizer and you're trying to adjust the sound for me to Sean project
Just remind me of everything being at 50%
It's no energy is no it's just a very
Almost like a lo-fi kind of that lo-fi can be sexy the way
I know you say hi. You said it's very calm. Could that just be like really maybe the project?
It might be how he's on it.
Yeah, that might really just be where he's at this point.
Like I don't like none of the records you play.
Honestly, and I'm not and I love Big Sean.
I think he's amazing.
But I don't like any like I didn't get anything from it.
And I might just be where he's at mentally.
Well, again, I think Boundaries is my favorite song.
I didn't play that
but yeah the gun the gun and the feature I like I love the features but when you read them and then you hear what happened it's like I am going to first listen so I'm and and and Sean is one of
the acts that big budget or little budget, I expect to hear,
like right after the Cole, Drake and Kendrick
is the next tier of Meek, Wale and Sean.
I don't expect there to be that huge of a drop off
in quality.
I wanna hear what the fuck you needed all this therapy about.
Yeah.
What was you healing from?
Like you did the interviews, you were teary eyed,
like it looked like you had some real sentimental,
real transformative shit going on.
I don't hear it on the album.
I wanna hear that, that's my problem.
That's my problem.
I like that thesis.
I think I'm disappointed,
because from that first glimpse we got of him
after the whole little beef, whatever,
the freestyle joint did in the kitchen and all that, that seemed like where I thought
he was going to go, energy-wise.
I was about to say that's the other problem.
That's the other problem.
You can take a seat if you want.
You don't miss a hip hop conversation.
That's the other problem.
When you work on your project, depending on how long it takes you to drop it, where music is at as a whole might be different.
So we coming off beef, we coming off energy,
we coming off a live summertime, hot out action,
the best of the best is killing each other
outside right now.
Sean sound like he been working on this for a while
and if it would have dropped pre-beef,
maybe we look at it different. But after it would have dropped pre-pre beef, maybe we'd look at it.
Yeah.
But after the beef, yeah, after the beef,
this is just a very meditative.
It's a safe.
It feels very safe.
It feels like, you know, like Janay albums come with a vibe.
Like his vibe on this project didn't stray
too far from that for me.
You think the relationship rubbing off on him?
Aging and evolution and growing and maturing,
I think, yeah, but again, he gotta find that,
he gotta find what that bop looked like as you evolve.
There's some rumblings of him and Al doing a project,
which I think might be good for him.
That's what we need.
It could be a little dangerous.
That's what we need.
Let me feel a little dangerous. If you are reading this, That's what we need. It could be a little dangerous. That's what we need. Let me feel a little dangerous.
If you are reading this, that's what we need.
We need you and Alchemist.
I hate that my go-to answer for every artist
is to go get Alchemist.
It's true, though.
But go get Alchemist.
It's true, yo.
Just go to Alchemist if you rap.
I don't know what he does.
I don't know why I'm out.
It's true.
So that's what I got for Big Sean.
All the love and respect for you. And I feel like big Sean is a better MC than he MC to now
Yeah, yeah for sure. That's my better MC
Go tear one of these niggas up not Kanye
I apologize
Tell what he's niggas are even if they even if the beats aren't popping the the production ain't popping niggas that can rap rap
Yeah, we'll rap he's not Niggas that can rap, rap, will rap.
He's not rap, rapping.
And he can rap.
He can rap his asses.
I'm holding him to, you can rap, so do it.
Wait, so you never read the full DM you said?
No.
You sure?
What was the first line?
Well, I think it's corny when niggas do that.
OK, all right.
But the first line was something addressing like his,
I'll be corny, fuck it, at 44.
Damn, do it.
Nah, nah, nah.
Not at 44.
Corny.
It was something to let me know that he had heard the review.
Okay.
It was something to let me know that he had heard the review.
And maybe he was displeased about it?
I didn't read it, so I don't want to put words in his mouth.
Okay.
But did you turn off the feature
that shows that you didn't see it?
Yeah, my nigga, who says, yo?
I just go to the first sentence. Or you left them, I didn't read your shit. Or you didn't see it? Yeah, my nigga, who says, yo? I don't wanna be the one to go 44.
I didn't read your shit.
Oh, you didn't open the message.
No, I never open the message.
I don't wanna talk to the writers.
What if he wasn't mad at it?
I don't care.
Cause there's a feature on your phone.
Nigga, it's my birthday weekend, dog.
I don't give a fuck about what you thought
on my album review.
Say happy birthday to me.
There's a feature?
Say happy birthday.
Right now it's not time to respond to something
that you've seen.
I don't give a fuck.
Yo, I went.
Did you see Wale happy birthday to you?
Yes.
It made me laugh.
Why?
It was just the album cover.
And you said.
And it was a nice little paragraph.
We love you and I hate you.
That stood out to me.
Wait, that's what you said? Well, I ain't see it. That's I hate you. That stood out to me. Wait, that's what you said?
I ain't see it.
That's what you said?
That's Virgo Love.
That's why, I fuck with that.
Virgo Love.
Wait, why is it Virgo?
Yes, Wale is a Virgo.
Oh, salute.
Virgo Love, man.
So I understand it.
Me and Wale have been in communication
for about two months now.
Well, more than that, but I mean,
actively in the last two months.
So I really, I appreciate any of the MCs that showed me love on my birthday and
Wale is my man like that, so.
Man, open that message, man.
Never.
There's a feature that you can put on.
No, what's funny about you, nigga, and Big Sean got my number.
Big Sean got my number.
Don't DM me if you got my number.
Yeah. Yeah.
Don't DM me.
Text it.
Yeah.
Text it. Let me dub you there.
No. That's more personal. I don't want to talk to no rapper when they show their album drop
I don't want to be that fly with rappers to where they feel like I'm a safe space to tell me what they thought about
My album review. I don't want to be that at 44. I'm being honest. Respect
I'm too wealthy to lie. I'm telling y'all how I feel
It's over now. I'm not frontin anymore. You acknowledge it. You're acknowledging that you're wealthy all the way 44 is only
You're right that's a lot of 44 year olds on Labor Day they were looking fucked up
Your rose I'd know was sharing a little fifth of any exactly
Pinky ring and you had one what you had on, what you had on?
You just slid in your shoes, all right?
You ain't go all the way super wealthy without the sock though.
I appreciated that.
Yeah, no, I put the sock on.
Because you are a no sock type of guy.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
His shoes you're not supposed to wear the sock with.
Yeah, the young niggas don't know.
The young niggas don't know. The young niggas don't know.
Listen, again, first floor burgdorf.
I ran over there.
No, but the shoes is on the first floor.
So I ran to the first floor.
I looked at the Tom Ford slides.
I got 900 slides.
I looked at the Tom Ford slides, but right next to it
was a slide from some nigga I'd never heard of.
Adam Schmuckler.
That's who you mean.
Rob Leader or some shit.
I put that shit on.
That shit was like Snow White, Cinderella, whatever one of them bitches.
Put the shoe on.
Cinderella.
Oh my God.
I couldn't go to the Tom Ford or whatever that was after that.
Whoever this white dude was smoked that shit.
Yeah, but I kept it humble.
Zara on the shirt.
I kept it humble. Bullshit. Zara on the top I kept it humble. Zara on the shirt.
I kept it humble. Bullshit.
Zara on the top.
Really?
That was Zara on the top.
Okay.
Okay.
Now the blazer was custom.
Now the blazer was custom.
Davidson, salute, salute, salute.
Y'all might know him from Hov's green corduroy suit
that I was supposed to purchase,
but my money wasn't all the way up,
so I didn't do it.
And then Hov bought it and wore it to the awards.
I was like, fuck!
Yeah. That is. Yeah, come on, custom and then hold board and wore it to the awards. I like fuck!
Yeah come on custom on the blazers, Zara on the top, light tux pants, fitted, no belt. You gotta have money to do that in 44. Belt is old school, no belt, what waist, what waist,
no belt, pants fitted, socks right, not the droopy shit you bum ass niggas socks
stayed up when I hit the boogie when I hit the up jump the boogie leather slice
the ball I wouldn't play with it I ain't play now everybody look clean yeah
everybody was can't hold but you right though 44 with a couple dollars may not
be as fun poor I seen a lot of them nigga hey hey I'm trying to tell you no ages he might
be on his own he's right and I'm hanging out 35 plus that's not true that's not
true that poor yeah that's could be more incorrect what was your teenage years
was lit poor your 20s was lit poor yeah eight and nine was lit today's time in
today's day and age that shit no in today's day and age no age is gonna
make an hour day and age it wasn't no
My son is having a blast out there. I was having a blast
I'm not poor. How you gonna say his son? His son doesn't I you know, it's poor because his father pays his rent
I mean his car note, but that doesn't mean
Joe some would say poor kid you, usually their parents are poor too.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
That's poor.
It's true.
My son don't know how up I am.
He know he don't pay bills.
He don't know what that means.
He know he don't pay bills.
He don't know what that means.
So where does the remnant of money come from?
He thinks he don't know.
Yeah, exactly.
I think he knows.
You think he don't know, and he might let you think that.
Exactly, it benefits him. He has friends, no? Huh? He has friends? He never really knows what your, exactly. I think he knows. You think he don't know. And he might let you think that. Exactly. It benefits you.
He has friends, no?
Huh?
He has friends?
You never really know what your parents got.
That's his friend.
Thank you.
You listen to the kids.
You never really know what your parents got.
I'm telling you.
Y'all are wrong.
You never really know what your parents got.
Y'all are wrong.
Y'all sound crazy.
Yo.
With it, I was in my 20s.
I know what my mother had.
Does Yara know what you make?
What the fuck are they talking about?
No, you never really know what your parents got.
He does not flaunt and move the same way
that you move as far as in dressing and buying things. What are you talking about? Ain't no speak about it enough.
Dor, at 2021, 22, 23, you think our kids know the price tag that comes with some of this
stuff? Can I ask you a question? Answer me first. Yes. No. Yes. No, I don't. All right.
Nigga, you got friends. And when your friend is catching a bus and you not, what the fuck
is that? That doesn't make you poor don't make
Observation of yo my friends don't got it and I do my friends 23 don't have apartments I do where I don't pay rent my friends got a brand new car. I don't shit like that is an observation for you
I know niggas. That's not that well off any parents payday apartment. So it's really just a matter of wish me well.
I'm not that well off.
Wait, wait, wait.
I said niggas.
I didn't generalize it.
Why are y'all generalizing this shit?
We talking about this man in respects to trade.
You come on this platform and speak enough
about the things that you purchase,
the things that you like, all those things,
and you actually put title and numbers to it.
We have a point where people do fit checks
and actually give the number of the price
of the things you wear and I am
telling
Emani and Ish that my son I'm telling is now I'm not pardon right now
He might not know how much he knows he's blessed with whatever he's doing. Well, hopefully hopefully
He's doing better. He's smart. Hopefully he knows he's blessed. All I'm saying to y'all is that my son has no idea what I'm saying.
That's a possibility.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not disagreeing with that.
You know what your dad make?
Hell no you don't know what your dad make.
He knows his dad is wealthy though.
Nigga I never knew what my dad made.
Doesn't matter if he doesn't know the number.
That little numbers game in the Porto stories.
I'm gonna ask you what you doing.
You know what you're wealthy.
But you know what y'all doing?
Y'all doing what people generalize with celebrities. People do equate fame with wealth.
No we not.
No we not.
No we not.
They got me quaking expenses to money.
And when you don't have a rental expense,
fame don't pay no fucking bills.
People spend out of their means.
Trey has seen his dad with fame and be broke.
Yes.
And has now seen his dad with fame and be wealthy. and has now seen his dad with fame exactly
and be wealthy he knows the difference this ain't a kid who just came off the
block he's keek and tell I agree my dad was able to do this before and he's
what gradual increase yes he's watched the gradual increase cuz y'all niggas
check the fuck y'all telling me what I didn't say how much money you make.
Hey, Pop.
So what'd you say?
I said he knows that he got some bread.
Trey.
Yeah, Pop.
I'm on air.
How are you?
OK.
I'm doing well.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling great.
Did you have fun the other night?
I had a great time the other night.
Good.
Good, I love that.
I'm at work, and we are sitting here discussing kids
and our funds.
Okay.
The question I guess that Ish has for you is,
Ish had a question.
Give it to me again, say it again.
What's up homeboy?
Let me ask you a question.
If you had to guess,
and know what you just said in that last second.
He knows that you're wealthy.
He didn't say that.
Those wasn't the words he used.
I didn't say that at all.
He said Trey knows how much he knows.
Trey, if I'm up, do you feel like you up too?
Nah.
Does he feel like he's poor?
Does he feel like he's poor?
What are we talking about?
That's not the question.
No, I'm definitely not poor.
He has a job.
I can't walk around saying I'm up,
like I work a nine to five.
My baby is humble.
I ain't gonna hold you up.
That's fine.
Trey, do you have any idea how much money your dad makes?
No, I was just talking to grandma about this.
I have no idea.
Wait, wait, wait, Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey.
Trey, stop, stop, stop, stop.
She told me, excuse me.
Hey, she told me about your little talk.
He ain't slow, Trey.
I'm like, grandma ain't his money, your money? Like, what are you talking about? Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
That's funny.
You remix it a bit, too, though.
No, she learned them.
Trey, let me ask you a question.
If you had to guess, just guess, random,
how much money do you think your father makes?
A year.
A year?
Damn. Just a guess. A year. A year?
Damn. Just a guess.
Don't pressure my baby.
I'm not, it's no right or wrong.
I'm just saying it's a guess.
The business or what cop takes home after taxes
and paying everything off?
I'm going with this smart shit.
Wow, I like that.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Don't ever try to college the bright shit on my Sunday!
Yeah! Yeah!
Now answer him!
Both!
Gross!
Let's do gross!
That's a two part question to myself.
Do net! Do net!
You know you're a big boy.
You ain't two part of my son.
What's your thing he bring home?
Take home?
I think he take home like, at least an M.
A year? At least an M. A year?
At least an M.
Oh, I, I, you win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You got it.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win. You win. You win. You win. You win. Thank you, thank you baby. That's my oldest baby right there.
All right, Trey, thank you very much.
I love y'all, call you later.
Love you too, always love talking later, Pop.
Bye.
You know you want that?
Yeah, you did.
No, you're fine.
Bro, nobody said that he knew what you made.
Well, it's just still right.
I'm telling you that he knows that my friend,
if he thinks his father makes a million dollars, take home.
We both right. He know his friends, the parents his father makes a million dollars, take home. We both right.
He know his friends, the parents don't make a million dollars.
He's not saying he's not blessed.
He's just saying my son ain't rich is what he's saying.
No, no, 100%.
But the whole conversation started from enjoying yourself at a certain point being poor and being able to enjoy yourself with money.
I think you could be 44 broke and still have a slice.
I don't think so. Fuck no. Yes. I think you could be 44 broke and still have a slice. I don't think.
Fuck no.
No.
Why?
How broke?
No.
Broke?
No.
You could do something, but it ain't enjoyable.
Like what you're-
You could go to Barcode.
No, you could-
The finest slice.
Go ahead, go ahead, Ovalet.
Go ahead over to Barcode.
You can't do 44.
David Buster's.
You know where to go.
But you can't, see, think about that.
You can't catch. The arcade. You know where you can go. You know where you can go. Yeah can't think about that. You didn't catch.
The arcade.
You know where you can go.
You know where you can go for a good time.
Walking around Coney Island.
You good?
Coney Island.
That's another one.
Xhosa Cofuego.
That's a slight.
Xhosa Cofuego.
The Bronx Zoo for sure.
On a flyer.
Yes, there we go.
That shit sucks.
All three nights, nigga.
That shit sucks.
Don't do that, man.
Don't do that.
Don't do this. All free, all three nights, nigga. That's what's up. Cause shot's for shot's for both ways.
Don't do that, man.
Don't do that.
Yo, I'm not saying the club sucks.
Being 44 and that's how you celebrate your birthday, bro.
Come on.
Nah, you can have a nice little lit barbecue or something.
I'm like.
See, I take that.
You know what I mean?
I take that.
That's fire.
All free, I take that.
You just did it the rich way.
Them everybody free before 12 should be fire, son.
Don't get it twisted, nigga.
Yeah, you did it the rich way. And they got them $40 Hills in there. You did it the rich way. Them everybody free before 12 should be fired, son. Don't get it twisted, nigga. Yeah, you did it the rich way.
And they got them $40 Hills in there.
You did it the rich way.
Me spinning around.
Let everybody go.
This nigga's crazy.
I'm not going to lie.
I like having a rich friend.
It makes for a fun night.
True.
See, I would have said you took it to the next level
if the hookah was free.
I'd have said, oh, you ballin'.
I would have said, you are the after party.
After party.
After party. Hookah. Yo, party joint. Open after party joint.
Pula.
Yo, the determinant factor is the hoop.
Listen, they sent me what it looked like with the open bar and what it looked like if your
friends paid for their drinks.
Big difference.
I'll be honest with you guys.
You wanted us to pick?
I did look at it.
You raised the options a little bit.
I ain't going to be phony in your faces.
And what spot?
The first or the second? The first. The catch. The first one. The third one. that did look at it. I ain't going to be phony in your faces.
And what spot?
The first or the second?
The first.
The first.
The first one.
The turkeys weren't too expensive there.
No.
Listen, I knocked it out.
At the second spot?
I knocked it out.
No, okay.
I knocked it out.
They're expensive.
I'm about to say, nigga,
I treated a couple niggas at the second spot,
them shit wasn't cheap.
I got one little round,
I looked at my table.
I said, huh?
OK.
Fuck it.
You paid for drinks?
That nigga gave me a little hell yeah.
You had a show, nigga.
You got it, right?
I put $200 on the round.
What the fuck I paid for at the second spot?
That bill wasn't the lowest.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, the second spot was cheap.
What happened is people saw how expensive the drinks was
that one go around and said, I'm not drinking no more.
Got it.
That's what happened.
That's your spot? The spot that you put niggas onto? Yeah, I'm not drinking no more. Got it. That's what happened.
That's your spot?
The spot that you put niggas on you?
Yeah, I'm a little red cups with 30 bands.
Yeah, Savon kept buying me drinks.
And when I got my tag, I was like,
I don't know if you should have did that.
I ain't on.
Yo, did y'all see Savon?
I did.
I was kicking with Savon the whole night.
We ain't got to say nothing else, but y'all seen Savon.
That's my man.
And what he was doing and who he was with,
how he had it going on. and he had the liquor flowing.
I called me Cuff Daddy.
He came to me at the end of the night,
gave me the emotional, vulnerable,
you changed my life speech.
I was like your dog.
You gave me that at dinner.
Yeah, I was like your dog.
Your uncle and your dad gave me the speech at your mixer.
Like, it's okay, man.
Don't make it mushy.
Savon, Savon, anybody can.
Yeah, man, it was a good time. I think you could be 44 and have a slice broke. I think so, too. I's the same vibes that everybody came in. Yeah, man.
I think you could be 44 and have a slice broke.
I think so too.
I seen a couple of niggas do it.
But I'm glad that we didn't have to do that.
That's what you're going to have, a slice.
Yeah.
No pepperoni.
Just cheese.
Just cheese.
What's wrong with a pizza?
You get full of a pizza and a fucking Sprite, nigga.
Hold on.
Or a Pepsi.
You ain't getting full off a pizza.
I am.
Oh, shit.
I was sitting there sitting like that. I wasn't even sitting. I get full off a piece of
Flavor that was crazy. I'm standing listen the rebrand
The rebrand I'm standing on hot dogs nigga
Put the waffle fries on the menu for my god What's he he likes a he? Go ahead. Are you making fun of me now?
Girl!
Don't do that.
You got full off a waffle, bro.
I took a picture of that shit and I ate.
I was dipping it in ketchup. I halved the whole plate.
Them niggas was looking. Ray Daniels in them looking.
Get the fuck out of here, nigga.
Shout out to Ray Daniels, Floyd, Graff.
Smoke was there.
Smoke came through, yeah. That Loran. Smoke was there. Smoke came through, yeah.
That was funny, son.
It was dope.
It was super loud.
And Ashley came to me, and midway through the function,
she said, hey, people are attempting
to order things that are not available on the open bar.
What would you like me to do?
Oh, the pressure that comes in that moment.
Keep the party going. Yeah. Wait, that's what you hit niggas with? That's what I did at my wedding too. That shit comes back to bite you a little bit. Keep the party going, god damn it. It won't bite him, Pox.
I had a drink, that was a case.
Keep the party going.
You mean you guys didn't drink the shit off the menu?
I should have ordered an ace of spades.
I didn't know there was a menu.
I didn't know there was a menu.
Let me get two lemonade, please.
I should have ordered an ace.
I'm eliminating the break of the fucking banks.
I don't give a fuck.
That's too far.
Louis the 13 for everybody.
Oh shit.
Louis the 13 for everybody.
Louis the 13 for everybody.
Louis the 13 for everybody.
Louis the 13 for everybody.
Louis the 13 for everybody.
Louis the 13 for everybody.
Louis the 13 for everybody. Louis the 13 for everybody. Louis the 13 let me get two lemonade, please. I should've ordered an ace. I'm eliminating, break the fucking menu.
I don't give a fuck.
That's too far.
Hey, Louis the 13 for everybody.
Oh, shit.
Mel was ordering mad shit.
I was not.
More important to keep the morale high in the party
than worry everyone with this bill.
Both Mel was ordering mad shit.
You're such a liar.
I watched y'all.
We stuck to the fucking menu.
Both Mel.
That was second video by the bar. We stuck to the menu. That was like a video by the bar.
We stuck to the menu.
It was a drink menu?
Yeah, lychee martinis was on it.
And then there was some like passion fruit situation.
Lady of the night.
There was a drink called Lady of the Night.
Lady of the Night, the lychee.
I had about four of each.
Shout out to the lychee demons out there.
Yo, can we take a moment to just appreciate the leechy
demons.
The leechy knights.
Now the new one is the espresso joints.
The espresso shit.
The espresso martini.
The espresso gets it done.
But when the leechy in your system ain't no telling.
No, it's telling.
That's so 2012.
Hey, we're still getting done. That litchi is still getting done.
On the old show.
Shout out to you monsters out there mixing the light
in the dark, hey.
That's something to do.
Mixing the light in the dark, jumping on the techs
at around 3 AM.
Yo, that's what the fuck I noticed for fucking Labor Day
weekend.
Yo, y'all bitches was fucking.
Y'all hot ass tamales.
Saturday night, I did not forgot because I'm old and washed and removed from the game because my girl won all the beefs.
But I forgot that Labor Day.
These bitches was fucking fucking fucking.
That's when you go fuck
Yeah
Did you figure that out? Yeah, will you get that? I spoke to the bitches
And they said all of them ran a play
To you
Saturday night
Saturday night.
You know the bitch let down early today. Bitch let down early today.
It went out there with a bruh.
Shout out to the club.
Turn up.
Yo by the time, you know they can't manage nothing.
By the time 2 and 3 am rolled around on Sunday morning.
Nigga!
It was girls spending the night wherever the fuck they had the drinks at couldn't make
it home.
They couldn't make it. They stayed put. They stayed right the fuck they had the drinks at couldn't make it all. They stayed put.
They stayed right the fuck. Hey, you got an extra room girl. Girl, can I stay right here
and fuck him? Yes! You can! Yes you can! In the liver room. What are you doing? That's what's fucking.
In the liver room. Look she got hot flashes.
It's okay girl. Don't worry.
Yo.
And if they didn't
fuck they just swung me. They swung
me. Little break out.
They tried it. Little break out.
He was in, he was in Connecticut.
He was making a run.
But they put the text in.
Hey, hold on, hold on.
Yo, I wanna fuck you tonight.
Hey, yo.
Where are you?
You know how girls be when they horny?
Yo, I need you to touch my body.
They say it's so stupid.
Oh my God, the way I'm lusting for you right now.
I need you to touch my body.
Saturday night.
Oh my God, yo.
Oh my God.
Bitch was fucking. I ain't having it in me. I opened a little drawer, get the toy, come on. My God, yo. Oh my God.
I ain't have it in me. I open the little drawer, get the toy, come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, baby, I am exhausted, come on.
Hey, hit the top drawer right there, grab the little toy, get finished if I like you would love you.
You gotta go in.
I'll muster a five and ten.
By the time you get that right and I just drink Gatorade and on the side and just get
my rhythm and my breath control right suck on it.
I'm gearing up.
When I hit that titty or that pussy I'm gearing up. I'm gearing up. When I hit that titty or that pussy, I'm gearing up.
I'm just charging like an electrical car.
When the car plugs, I say, hey, hey, hey.
Give it a little, hey, hey, hey, hey.
It was four in the morning.
All the lights was out.
The shades was up.
I rose from the ashes like, man.
I'm fucking, oh.
She looked like, man. I'm like, aw. She look like, aw.
Yo, yo, yo.
She look like, handsome dick.
Yeah, bitch.
Yo, Saturday night
is all I'm saying.
It was a lot.
Let the toy do the foreplay, nigga.
It was fortification. What the what?
Fortification. Fortification.
Woo. Bitches would have been lonely that nigga was in Connecticut.
Yo, nigga.
Doing that shit.
Yo, I mean, nigga was with his girl, couldn't break away.
You had to go open the drawer and.
Go ahead, get it out.
Get that leg shaking by itself.
I'm going to lay there and help.
I'm going to lay there and help suck on your neck a little bit.
Yo. Oh shit. I'm sorry, y help, suck on your neck a little bit. Ah.
Yo.
Oh shit.
I'm sorry, y'all.
Hey, it's what it is.
Let her roll.
You know what you're doing, she's seeing.
You out of breath.
I raised up neither.
Hey, but dog!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Something's still.
Ah, yeah.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Like bugger. Hey, yo, Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Like, boomerang.
Hey, yo, pause.
Ah!
Ah!
What the fuck is that?
Yo, look at that.
What the hell?
What the hell?
This nigga's so ripped, man.
I'm done.
For real.
That's how it go.
I know when he talking about the dog, nigga.
Oh, shit.
They don't even see him deep.
They don't know what's going on.
Yeah.
What's going on? I see what's going him. They don't know what's going on. What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on.
You thought it was bedtime.
They asked too many questions.
What's going on?
I'll tell you what's going on.
Why does it look like that?
Is this happening?
Yes, yes, yes.
Right this second.
This nigga said, I'll tell you what's going on.
This nigga's an idiot, son.
You're a fatty ass torso.
You're a fatty ass torso.
You're a fatty ass torso.
You're a fatty ass torso.
You're a fatty ass torso.
You're a fatty ass torso.
You're a fatty ass torso.
You're a fatty ass torso.
You're a fatty ass torso.
You're a fatty ass torso. You're a fatty ass torso. You're a fatty ass torso. You're a fatty ass torso. You're a fatty ass torso. Yes, yes, yes, right this second. This nigga said, I'll tell you what's going on.
Niggas are idiots.
You just brought the ass torso in there.
Scoliosis.
But hold on, when you do that shit right, that shit last year.
Oh shit.
Yeah, you good for a couple of weeks.
Oh yeah, you ain't got to fuck no more, look at why after that.
Oh man.
Holy shit.
Y'all niggas are stupid.
Oh shit.
Idiot, yo. Life at 44.
Huh?
Life at 44.
Hey yo fuck you and your 20s yo.
Yo you little.
Damn old man.
Nah this shit ready or.
Wake up.
Nigga be right there.
What's up?
No nigga.
20 year old niggas can't keep up with us though.
40.
Y'all eat ass.
I know they keep up with me.
Who what?
Yeah.
I love that though.
I'm gonna eat that since I'm 20.
I do.
I don't see the slight. Yeah. I do. And I don't care to discuss it. Yeah, yeah
Oh, that's right man walker shades what man walker shades or Walker prides depending
The Sun is coming up. Get your ass out. Yeah, go home. Take the train. Take the train. Yeah, Labor Day. Yeah
Exactly the turn yeah, just ran get your ass out now what now what happened now? They were shooting on Eastern Parkway. Yes
Yeah one I did one person for those that don't know cuz they're not from New York is the West Indian Day parade that happens annually
on Labor Day Shut up, okay, so you went Tell them Blazion. Blazion doll. Blazion doll. Blazion doll. Now you're Bazion over something.
Get the fuck out of here.
Shut up.
Okay, so you went.
Don't throw it to me.
I am throwing it to you because you were fucking there.
Yes, I did.
I went to the Labor Day Parade and it was a lot for me.
I don't want to discuss it because it was just a lot for me.
Yes, you said you need security now.
Yes, I do need security because I was outside. People need to know it's the new flip. Yes, they don't want to discuss it because it was just a lot for me. Yes, you said you need security now. Yes, I do need security because I was outside.
People need to know it's the new Flip, not the old Flip.
Yes, they don't want to accept it.
The people do not want to accept it.
And while I'm out there mad and angry and scuffling,
I had like five scuffles,
I had, at the end of the night,
I had to remember that I put that energy out there.
Like somebody said to me at the end of the night,
like, no Flip, nigga, for 10 plus years,
I've been watching you troll motherfuckers,
and now I see you, I'm excited,
and you want to come on this shit
on some serious shit on the parade.
Did you yell at them how you yelled at me?
I yelled at all them niggas.
I yelled at all them niggas.
I mean, some of them, I ain't gonna lie,
at one point, the footage gonna come out,
at one point, I was outnumbered,
and I said, all right, I saw J.R.A.
I said, nah, don't prepare yourself,
and I had to defuse the situation. Yo, I'm not on that no more, I love you niggas, get the niggas hugs,ora, I said, nah, don't prepare yourself. And I had to defuse the situation.
Yo, I'm not on that no more.
I love you niggas, get the niggas hugs.
Yo, I dropped your drink, I buy it.
I was cool.
But they don't wanna let the old flip go.
And it's hard, it's difficult.
This transition is a difficult one for me.
It's very, it's very, for so long I put this out there.
So I'm trying, I'm trying to be like you.
No, it's good though.
It's good that you're here.
I think you know this. I'm sorry, that like you. No, it's good though. It's good that you're here. I think you're good.
For growth.
I'm sorry.
That's a fucking act.
I mean, that's you.
Don't uplift him.
Don't uplift him.
I don't want to uplift him.
No, thank you.
Thank you.
I don't want to uplift him.
Because it's hard.
That's it.
But thank you for the support, guys.
I think you're handling it well, though.
From what niggas are saying, I think you're doing well.
Well, prayers up for those that went through this.
Yeah, prayers up.
Thank you.
Yes.
I mean, I'm kind of, because the parade continued, though. Wait, hold on. You was on the float? No. Okay.
No, I was still in recovery from Saturday.
You was at home?
Yes, I was home.
You didn't go out at all?
No.
Yes, I was at my home.
Thank God.
You sure?
Yes.
I don't remember.
Just some shit.
Because you drank a lot?
Yes, I did.
You know if I did?
But, Joe, you let her get away with that not cooking for us
shit.
Like, you be letting her get away with a lot of shit.
Oh my God.
Are we back here again? It's corn. We're never getting a lot. Yes, I did. Get off my dick. But Joe, you let her get away with that not cooking for us shit.
Like, you be letting her get away with a lot of shit.
Oh my God, are we back here again?
It's corn.
We're never getting a meal from Mel.
Listen, fall is on the way.
I don't believe that Mel-
What season she use?
So is the Mac season.
Pink salt?
She use like pink salt and shit.
I'm going to bring her pink salt.
Himalayan, Himalayan.
Yeah, Himalayan, whatever that bullshit is called.
I don't think Mel know how to cook a lick, nor am I looking for a shit.
I don't think you, Corey.
I am single.
I have to know how to cook, otherwise I would not be able to feed myself.
That doesn't mean you eat good.
Thank you.
You could be cooking some bullshit for yourself.
You're single and you're beautiful and you've been a sex symbol for the majority of your
adult life.
Right.
If you never cook the thing I think you would eat well.
Thank you.
And I think you know that. I said the same thing.
So this little damsel, innocent, humble thing
that you'd be doing, I'm not going to fuck off.
OK, here's the thing is I was also a latchkey kid.
So we had to.
Oh, that's the bitch.
You're a latchkey kid.
That latchkey kid shit.
It's a latchkey kid.
I don't even know.
The latchkey key.
No.
We don't care what it is, a garbage pail kid.
We don't care.
We don't care.
I had to learn how to cook a long time ago, so I cook. But you still didn't cook for your brothers.
That's it.
OK, all right.
It's a big ass kitchen here.
Listen, I'm going to surprise you guys one day.
You're going to get crazy.
All right, enough.
Enough.
Enough.
Enough.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Also, at 44, I'll tell you guys, I'm a ranch guy now.
Dressing?
Versus blue cheese.
That's a progression.
OK. I like both. I like either. No, I've never been a ranch guy. I can go with the white balls. I love ranch ranch guy now. Dressing? Versus blue cheese. That's a progression. Okay, I like both.
I don't like neither.
No, I've never been a ranch guy.
I can go with the white balls.
I love ranch over blue cheese.
Ranch is the one now.
Yeah, they're both good.
That's mature.
Nah.
Nah.
You know, dog, you ate blue cheese dressing before?
Blue cheese is amazing.
Blue cheese is great.
I've always had blue cheese.
On wings.
On wings.
With my wings and my chicken.
And I always turn my nose up at the ranch people.
No, I was turning my nose up at you Heathens.
At my age, today at my age,
I know you're dressing up.
It's all ranch.
Ranch and hostel.
It's all ranch.
I can't believe I made this change.
The celery and the cast.
What else changes you made, nigga?
What else changes you made?
No, I want some wings.
I made a bunch.
Socks.
Yeah.
He got that vision board in this quiz, you know, you can all do your blood pressure stuff
You feel the vision board nigga filled it up
No, yeah, I know you got some shit up your sleeve and at 44 this morning when I was taking my shower. I
Turned on the thing for the thingamajiggy.
For the bet?
Like a bitch.
Shit.
You turned it.
Yo, what a bitch.
What, you turned the shit on?
I'm used to showering like a man.
I picked up the thingamajiggy.
I'm talking, oh.
I use those, I use that, I use that.
I use that, I use that.
I use that. You're 29, you should be able to use that. At 44, I was like. I use those. I use those.
I use those.
You're 29, you should be able to use that.
At 44, I was like.
I got to use what?
I got the shit built in the shower.
You talking about the water thing.
Yeah, he held that.
He's not talking about the water thing.
No, he's talking about the scrub.
No, not the scrub brush, the water thing.
I used the brush.
I thought you was talking about the water thing.
No, the shit you take off the wall, they get the uh.
And my shower got the fucking,
there's two little knobs right there too,
outside of the, you turn them shits on,
like it'll give you a nice fucking power washing
to your torso.
I cut that shit off, it was freezing.
It was like, ugh!
I did.
I did.
What was, who tipped?
Yo, what a bitch!
Yo, you be in the shower, get your groove on,
you press the extra button, that shit come out,
go, ugh! It was like, ugh! That was a fucking idiot. I don't care. What a bitch. You know you be in the shower with your groove on, you press the extra button and shit come out cold. You be like.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I bathe with that, I shower with that torso shit.
I turn all them shit, all six of them shit on.
Let it spray, nigga.
I don't fucking use the top shit at all, nigga.
Oh no, that's weird.
Yeah, it's weird.
I use the top, yeah, but let it be weird, nigga.
I want a massage, nigga.
I'm tired, period.
I agree with him, nigga. I want a massage, nigga. I'm tired, period. I agree with him, nigga.
You got a couple dollars.
On Patreon, I'm gonna get into the jam
that was Friday night.
Okay.
Who got into a jam Friday night?
Somebody did.
I don't know who it was,
and I'm not prepared to say it was me.
Yeah, I ain't ready for that one yet.
Just know that Friday night, Where did you go? My dinner was me. Yeah, I ain't ready for that one yet. Just know that Friday night,
my dinner was Saturday.
Yeah.
My girl was here Friday.
Mm-hmm.
And Friday is my normal strip club night when I'm alone.
Oh, freaky, freaky.
Freaky, freaky.
Oh, what the fuck am I doing? I'm a freak. I'm a freak. I'm a freak. I'm a freak. I'm a freak. I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak. I'm a freak. I'm a freak. I'm a freak. I'm a freak. I'm a freak. You know how many girlfriends I forward with on a birthday? Bitch punch another bitch in the back, ah, bong!
No, not at, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So whatever you want to do, cool.
But you were trying to jam me up,
because you know my normal Friday night spot,
ah, ah, ah, me and Jay.
You know the spot on Friday.
So she was waiting for me to go sit at my...
No, I'm gonna sit in the usual seat.
Yeah, where the chicks be coming from,
on the bar, tossing ass slow motion,
lifting dick in the air when it's a...
Ah, ba!
Your girl home just watching on Instagram.
What the fuck is this about?
Naughty, naughty.
What the fuck is this?
Your girl at home just watching.
So, you know,'s fucking bartending.
Liftin' your dick to your belly button.
I thought we was about to have some real fun.
Get that middle piece.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I'm about to get...
Gucci!
Gucci, man.
Gucci.
Yeah.
So, but I forgot to go to the bank.
I forgot to go to the bank to get singles. I forgot to go to the bank to get singles.
I forgot to go to the bank to get singles.
I expressed that.
I'm like, yo, it's my birthday weekend.
I'm not going nowhere without spending no money.
Got myself out of jam, right?
Then I'm like, fuck it, I'll call them the owners
to the strip club, call Kev up from Starless.
Yo, I wanna come swipe.
Yo, can I come?
You the talent?
Yep, go over there and run downstairs.
Don't even go in Starless.
Run downstairs, swipe your card.
Buy 10, 15, 20,000. Big't even go install this run downstairs. It's like a bomb Ten fifteen twenty thousand big bags. Oh my girl think we about to have a situation
I should have got the car. She the car. I think the big bags to the car too big both tag us
We let single time. Oh, no, you fucked yourself. Here's you go. How we do you want to go?
Where everybody knows your name.
And you're always glad you came. Where people leave their troubles on the way.
You wanna go where everybody knows.
You wanna go to the spot that I always go to.
Here she go, Holly's working.
I said Holly lost some weight.
She didn't really look at us.
Holly, I mean that's my girl.
That's my girl, she did.
She got a little slim.
I mean, I just don't know if that's my vibe tonight, right?
Like, let's just try, why don't we just try like another spot, right?
But she said word, another spot.
But it's your birthday, cook.
You guys, I took a ride, let's go to Mermaid, see what's going on.
I think I walked in Mermaid.
No, you didn't.
But I tell you, I can't even say nothing.
Hey Flea, what up?
I can't even say nothing.
All the strip clubs is my spot, but I wouldn't, we should have been.
No.
Nigga, who's standing there?
You should have been in the transition.
What you wanna do?
You wanna stay?
I'm like, I guess.
We go, we sit at some girl bar.
You stay?
We stay, we go sit at the bar.
I take, I got all these singles.
I'm gonna throw something.
So I throw a stack.
Yo, my girl is staring at me saying,
yo dog, we could go, yo.
You sitting here at the bar looking like,
why am I with this bitch?
She fucked up the fund for the night.
Damn, I really want to be over here
with Shorty putting my dick up erect to my belly button
on my birthday, but I'm here with this fucking
da-da-da-da shit.
Put it between the underwear strap.
Yeah, I'm here with this bullshit.
Yo, look at y'all.
Look, Eric's like a pen to y'all,
and see what y'all doing.
So I threw a couple of dolls,
we left Mermaid, went home, we had a blast,
and that was it, but she tried me.
But at 44, you can't try me with the tricks.
I did it already, I did it already.
That was smart, that was smart.
I might've went to our spot still.
How was it?
Toy Jam me up.
Oh.
Not at 2 a.m. At 2 a.m. I'm going to bed now
I tried everything I could but if toy was available cuz toy is with two three people
So if she come out earlier and now we go over there to the spot
It's a group of us for when the stripper hit the little dick to the belly button move
It's a group of us. So your girl ain't really on you like that.
That's why you was trying to, okay.
But.
Tor was trying.
She tried, she tried.
She really did try.
Cuz I saw Tor that night.
And she was trying to convince to get everybody to the show.
Let's rock it this Friday.
So.
Yeah, I'm coming out.
Cuz my thing to your girl be,, like where you think the 20 grand is going?
It's going to the bitch.
He's right.
Joe.
Yeah, you better chill the fuck out.
But he's right though.
Tell you. No, it should, as it should.
As it should.
I'm in so much trouble.
It's all right.
I'm joking.
Please refer to the bag.
So what'd you do with the 19,000?
It's in the closet.
It's in the closet and the bags.
Oh, when Imani called the cinematographer dude, I used it for the video.
I just put it in a bag.
You paid the videographer?
Hey, when my birthday video dropped,
you're going to see me just putting singles in a bag
like I'm doing something, like I'm going somewhere to have a slice.
I didn't. I didn't.
Oh, wait, you f-
Starless was like, they swore I was getting the money from them
and throwing it in their ear, coming up, coming up,
we're going to kick it at the bar.
Oh, that's nasty. I fuck with up, coming up, we're gonna kick it at the bar.
Oh, that's nasty.
I fuck with them.
You nasty, boy, you nasty.
You nasty, boy, you nasty.
I don't give a fuck.
Cav, my man.
Shout out to Cav.
Shout out to Cav, shout out to everybody over here, man.
Did you get the full 20?
Oh, they ain't skinning it?
No, no, no, no.
18,000?
Yeah, you get, they still taking the shit.
Oh, they still taking the shit?
Yeah.
I ain't bad, man.
I don't like to be.
And the end is my man, so what'd he say?
If I took 10, he was like, charge him 11.
So that's the extra stack with the money
that's already missing, you know, time to do it.
The game is game.
I don't like that.
But now I'm gonna hit the bank again.
I don't like that.
Oh, you're not familiar?
Yeah, I'm familiar.
Why you look so,
because I'm not giving the nigga a note.
He don't like that shit.
He's frugal.
They always been doing that though.
Wait, I'm saying something wrong by saying you're frugal? He's frugal. I'm not frugal. Oh, all right. Yeah, they always been doing that though. Wait, I'm saying so I know I saying you're frugal
He's for I'm not from he didn't like that. He don't like that
Huh
Life's tough. I know
That's tough. I know
You don't pay for his borderline investment. It's certain things. Thank you spend money
I'm not yeah, you try to fuck the escorts with his charm.
Style, color.
Not today.
And he get away with it.
I'm not talking about today.
Don't think I'm starting narratives.
But old school, he try to fuck the escorts
with his great sense of humor and hazel eyes.
He got away with it.
Nigga, pay and move.
Just pay and go.
Get out the line.
Yeah, you hold the line up.
You hold the line up.
Gazing at the bitch. You do be the nigga to hold the line up too. Yeah, you holding the line up. You holding the line up. Gazing at the bitch.
You do be the nigga to hold the line up.
Yeah, stop gazing at her.
Trying to hypnotize her.
He didn't need to do all that.
He didn't need to pay.
Look at him.
Look, look, look, look.
I pop.
That's all that matter.
That's all he care about.
That's all he care about.
For free.
But your number's not in the four digits.
No.
Peace.
Anyway. Anything else that's really important?
Yo, audience, I don't give a fuck about none of the topics.
I'll be honest with you.
It's my birthday.
I'm still on birthday shit.
Whole September is my birthday.
I'm on vibes.
I'm on peace, love, vibes, health, wealth, prosperity,
friendships, business relationships, acquaintances,
the baddies that keep in touch
every month. I'm on, I'm on, that's the vibe I'm on. I'm on fun time. Fun time only. If
you're coming to me with negative energy, let me get like the earth helps, save it.
If you're coming to me with something negative, save it. Tell it to someone else. Well, I
tweeted, I said, hey, I want y'all to try something. Why don't you guys try only acknowledging the things that you enjoy for
the next two weeks, nothing you dislike.
Everybody on some mature shit.
What's up, man?
Ice said that?
Ice, yes.
Okay, all right.
The guy that you picked is the most emotionally mature here.
That's a very emotionally mature thing to say.
Yes.
Yes, it is. Yeah Yeah you don't want to
get pressed when you come back. Scared to death. I used to press you too. Female rappers too.
I don't give a fuck boo. You guys got anything to jump? We spoke rappers Mace just just had a nice
little freestyle he put out. We'll talk about that real quick because I. Yeah he almost brought me
back to the game. Nah he he did his Yeah, he almost brought me back to the game.
Nah, he did his thing.
He almost brought me back to the game.
I am hating on them.
Shout out to Beth.
I'm hating on them.
We can do that.
I'm acknowledging my hate.
I'm hating on them niggas.
Okay.
They smoking that.
This is my show.
I own it and run it as a businessman.
And this is where I'll rap and you'll hear me rap
and only hear.
That's fine.
I'm my own brand and if you want to hear me rap,
this is where you hear me at.
Cam been doing it and Cam voice is just nostalgic.
Cam is who he is to New York City.
That's one thing.
That's a different era though.
I'm Cam, what mean the world to you?
Times Square, Jim Hype, man in the back.
But I think that's 99.
Once Mace get going, now you talking about 1997.
Yeah.
96.
You talking about a little earlier.
So I don't give a fuck if he still rap like that or not.
And I thought he sounded amazing.
But just the sound of his voice over a beat is gonna bring an old nigga like me back to niggas done
started something Hoboken Park and us running them niggas from the projects
back to the projects and too late when God got the perfect beat to the
common dream killed that oh he smoked that shit I had to drop a little fire emoji
Gave him about seven fire emojis. That shit was fire. Now. Do y'all think Mace is on those M pick or not?
We do it we do it to the girls. We got to do it to the guys Mace lost a lot of weight You looking slim cam said are you on the needle? They had a great laugh. I love that sense of humor on the show. Mm-hmm
What do y'all think? Yeah, they come up with a new thing for Ozempic.
I just saw it the other day.
It's like an age serum.
What do you mean?
Like an anti-aging serum?
Yes.
You just did what 50 did and million dollar worth of game.
Well, he did.
He just switched the shit.
He just answered a whole other question.
Mace is not on Ozempic.
Why?
I love Pog.
Why do you think so?
All right, we just can't put Ozempic on everybody.
He's not on Ozempic. Okay, well if he said he's not, then maybe he's not. He said he's
on a fruits and fruits and vegetables diet. I think the older niggas when you start to
get really happy and really healthy, you just start to look better. I just think all these
niggas are just conscious about their health at this point. Yeah, and a lot of them are
losing weight at a very rapid pace. And a lot of them are on Ozempic. I don't know if I'd see a problem with people being on Ozempic if it's an anti-aging, anti-smoking, anti-diabetes, anti-weight. You're not supposed to just take it though. I agree but I mean if it's making people healthy. It keeps bringing up needs. No it's... You want to grow? Ozempic. Want your hair back? OzempZimpy. Want straight teeth? O-Zimpy.
The niggas keep finding up different grids.
If anybody in here starts slimming down,
it's O-Zimpy.
I don't care what diet nobody say they on.
I lost 25 pounds and I ain't no shit.
You had on all black.
No, I'm joking.
You did.
The O-Zimpy really tells in the face though to me.
That's how I know if you're going to ozempy or not.
Like, when you're-
Why is that?
I'm just curious about the shame though.
If I was on ozempic, I'd be like, yeah, I'm on ozempic.
It's like being on steroids.
No, it's not.
It's completely different than steroids.
No, I'm not saying, I'm saying as far as the effects,
like it drastically changes how a person looks.
You go from-
Yeah, but I mean, steroids makes your fucking balls shrink
and you know, a whole bunch of-
We don't know what it's doing inside the-
That's true.
We don't know what the long-term effects of Ozempic
will long-term effect.
So Ozempic is, it's called their GLP-1s.
And basically what it does is there's the symptom,
or sorry, you lose weight,
it lowers your blood glucose level,
it stops craving, so like sugar cravings, you lose weight, it lowers your blood glucose level, it stops cravings, so
like sugar cravings, alcohol cravings, so it's easier for you to kind of develop a better
eating plan and create a lifestyle.
You took the class, huh?
No, I've just been-
You went to Ozempic summer school.
You know a lot.
You know, we're fucking nerds, like we get interested in something, we do some research
and stuff like that.
Well, she tried to track and stuff like that. No!
I mean, it's possible.
It's okay to be on OZempic or take OZempic.
What'd you get on OZempic?
I would.
Oh, fuck.
We got it.
Some people see, I would.
No, some people just don't need to be skinny.
You ain't supposed to be skinny.
Look at them, look at them.
They just weighed you from-
I'ma have muscles.
From good.
From being healthy. Queens don't have muscles from them. I have muscles from good for big healthy
You probably do have muscles underneath that I do. Oh you want to do the big dog challenge
What does that mean?
the big dog challenge is the
Challenge that the men across socials are doing to the little Tyler song little tight little tie
I don't know the guy's name little Tyler little. Little Tyler, Little Tyler song where men that are
over six feet and over 220 pounds are doing some,
hey we the big dogs of this group shit
and they flexing their muscles while running around.
Nah, I just want to get my muscles back, man.
Back?
Yeah, I had it.
You had muscles?
I did.
Okay. Okay.
Y'all can crack jokes on me, listen, listen.
When I come out here looking sexy, nigga, nigga you lucky, I'm okay. I'm okay. Okay. Y'all can crack jokes on me. Listen, listen, when I come out here looking sexy, nigga,
nigga, you lucky I'm,
talk to Linky, you lucky I'm nigga.
Oh, you trying to get back in your fucking
Keith Washington bag.
Okay, you trying to get sexy again.
And I spoke to Holly too.
I spoke to Holly.
She don't like that.
What?
Oh, that was Patreon.
Fuck you up.
I spoke to Holly as well.
Yeah, okay, make sure.
Why you calling me for?
What the fuck I do?
Because you was hyping him.
So?
All right.
What else do I have?
I don't really think I have anything that...
Oh, I really did enjoy the
50 on million dollars worth of game.
I did too.
It's hard to hear, but.
I really enjoyed that.
And all of the clips that are circulating,
I wanted to post this one just because I felt like
it was important.
It's a tough life.
I want to say this right, tough is not,
it's never what you said.
It's always what you did.
Right?
So we know tough, we know people who do this shit.
But it usually leads to them living a tough life. It starts a cycle of tough shit.
And no matter how tough their act is, if they do some brazen shit,
they get ready to go to the home of the boldest.
So they're going to be around to do that.
That's what they did when they put you in that.
They classify you and put you in as bad as you are.
Yeah, absolutely. And then you in as bad as you are
And then you got to show us you're tough again
This gonna extend your stay, you know what I'm talking about. Yes
So it's going down
Tough is not my goal man. Okay about this
No, it's gangster than me it's to live the way you want to live
To not have to answer the people who change things.
Well said.
Yeah.
Can't disagree with that.
Right.
Can't disagree with that.
I absolutely love 50 Cent.
Yeah.
I do.
Greatest.
I do.
I wish that all of us had the pleasure of hearing him speak more often.
Of doing more interviews.
We just need more of that.
Because I put 50 not too far from the
the
Hov and the Puff and just the Pharrell,
the hip hop niggas that did it, billion dollars.
He's right in that ballpark underneath
of the people that's gonna be in that position
in the next five and 10 years.
Monetarily.
Yeah.
Gotcha, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, monetarily.
Shit, impact wise.
Impact wise. Impact wise.
Right now we in the era of,
yeah, get rich in 2003, those people are half old now.
Like they don't, when they talk about hip hop this century,
that's normally where they start at.
No, I wasn't saying that.
I was saying that.
I put him over some of them.
Oh, maybe.
With regard, especially hearing him speak.
Oh dog, I could hear the nigga speak all day.
He just logical, he rational, he got a little humor in it.
Like I could just hear that nigga talk. Lot of day. He just logical, he rational, he got a little humor in it. Like I could just hear that niggas talk up.
And his story is so different from the rest of them
that he speaks with a different conviction.
He speaks with a different.
I think that should just be logic.
Like that nigga just be saying shit that makes,
yo, you tough, right?
You gonna do tough shit.
It's gonna lead to more tough shit.
It's gonna land you with the other tough niggas is that that was doing tough shit like you.
Now you gotta do more tough shit. He says it in a simple way. It's just the most simple logical rational shit. That's what I love the most about 50. He doesn't try to complicate what he says.
He says it for niggas that don't want to read the book that want to be told about it.
Real niggaship for dummies, here you go.
This is how simple it is.
So his interview, it did get me down my what if path, which I like to do on my head often
as it pertains to hip hop.
Right, he started talking about Desert Storm trying to sign him.
I was present for that, so I knew what was happening with that. But in my what if bag, not to bring up Fab again,
I wonder what that does if 50's run is next to Fab
on Desert Storm versus Interscope and with him.
Like what does that even sound like?
What does it look like?
I'm of the belief that 50's gonna make it
no matter where he was, so save your story.
This level's the making it though.
That's true, but 50 was gonna make it
no matter where he was.
No, for sure, I don't think we get the get rich
that we got.
Yeah, he had a different production.
Right, so I do think that classic album
needed to be created by that West Coast conglomerate.
I don't think we get that same album.
Remotely comes out like that.
True.
However, if he put out an album at that time
sounding like any one of his mixtapes,
it would have been successful.
50 was never gonna fail.
I agree with you.
I don't think he's never gonna fail.
But he doesn't get the immediate
bi-coastal exposure that he got?
He don't get none of the marketing,
the promotional shit that he got.
Like before it get rich drop,
50 was on every single television station.
They ask him the same exact questions.
I don't know if any of that is true
because he had Wingster before he got the drip.
I'm not sure that he gets the white boy audience from M2.
Not for nothing that was big.
Like he was big in white college.
I'm talking about the marketing piece
where they was asking him,
yo what happened, oh my mother passed away when I was eight.
She got shot. Like we knew his story they sold
the story and America loves this album or that made it about the musical piece
I'm not disagreeing with y'all I just feel like it would have been way different a hit maker is a hit maker
sonically it would have just sounded way different yes I'm not disagreeing with
that but a hit maker is a hit maker sure a hit maker is gonna be a hit maker
wherever you put him no matter who you put him with.
He's going to catch one or two or three if you like that.
I'm just saying I think that he's like that and I wonder what it would have looked like.
Like, it's speculated. We'll never know now.
I think them as a collective, they would have benefited from it.
Like, because that's everybody over there.
I'm telling you as somebody that was Desert Storm affiliate. If he'd come over here, I'm lit. I feel like fucking Jordan is coming over there. I'm telling you as somebody that was Desert Storm affiliates.
I think they would've all been.
If he come over here, I'm lit.
I feel like fucking Jordan is coming over here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At that time.
That's what I think.
At that time, him coming wherever you at,
we turning everywhere.
I think he would've be able to be who Desert Storm.
Oh my lord.
I think it's a new East Coast run.
A thousand percent, and I heard he's a workaholic.
Yeah.
It's a new East Coast run.
I heard a nigga's a workaholic.
So when you got somebody around you that's working
at that high level and at that clip it
Inspires other niggas to get in the studio and work just as hard. You think they would have did music together
Him and Fab over there. Yeah, cuz they never had no beef
They know that but we would never heard music from them right now. Like we never heard gaming binks on the same record
Game it? Game kind of went a different route early. Like if Game don't never do none
of that GU not shit I think you you will hear that and if 50 never has the Iveen
beef then I think you'll hear that. I don't know so what is? I do think a lot of
East Coast rappers benefit from him staying on that side and kind of staying in the Jordan for the East Coast at that point. We needed somebody
I feel like we kind of lost that draft pick when he went over there a little bit. Yeah, we did we did
shout the 50
Shout to Gillian Wallow amazing interview. Check it out. It's outright this second moving on
We don't have too much to get to here
I'll ask any of the people that are not married,
if at your wedding, your partner broke into a choreographed dance
with all of her friends or his friends,
how would you feel about them?
How would you look at them, and would you continue with the wedding?
If she's in a sorority, it's cool.
No, not sorority.
I'ma laugh.
Oh, like a rotten dance or something?
At the wedding, not at the after party, not at the reception.
Oh, you talking about in the church?
No, at the reception.
No, reception.
Who can marry in the church anymore?
I'm talking about during the wedding.
Before the rings and all of that?
Yeah, if during the kiss and the vows, your partner gets into a choreograph.
I'm outta there.
I'm only asking this because I've got this video or this gay couple look at this look look
Yo, I've been laughing at this for hours
Why would they do that? Well, if it's a gay couple. I mean, it's kind of fitting, yeah.
It's good, it's...
Different conversation.
Yeah.
Yo, we gotta stop letting the gays
get away with doing anything.
No, sir.
I don't know.
What?
The gays get away with doing whatever they want.
All right.
That's homophobic.
Go ahead.
That's homophobic.
That is?
Yes.
I'm out of that one.
That was smart.
Smart.
Smart.
The young lad's got talent.
He's got to get paid. He won't get, hey, hey, get out of there, buddy.
All right, my bad.
All right, so y'all look here.
All right.
Sorry.
I hate it here.
I absolutely hate it.
I'm muted.
Y'all sitting up on the talk show.
I'm muted.
Y'all talking about dancing and choreographed.
I'll start laughing, y'all.
I'll start laughing.
I wouldn't like it.
No, I wouldn't like it.
I'll be hollering.
I ain't gonna holler.
I ain't gonna holler.
I ain't gonna holler.
I ain't gonna holler.
I ain't gonna holler. I ain't gonna holler. I ain't gonna holler. I ain't gonna holler. I'm muting. You're talking about dancing and choreo. Have a good time.
I'll start laughing, y'all.
I'll start laughing.
I wouldn't like it.
Nah, I wouldn't like that.
I'll be hollering.
I ain't gonna hold you, especially if it was a good dance,
they had some more, I would start dying laughing.
I might, are you gonna have a talking to them?
Like that shit fucking around, I'll be crying.
I'm easily cringe.
I'm gonna have a talk with them during, nigga.
Get the fuck off.
I'm gonna laugh.
Not me, nigga.
And I'll probably be emotional.
All that shit gonna do is make me start laughing.
You got a great sense of humor.
Yeah.
At y'all's wedding, the people that's not married,
when they say you can now kiss the bride,
who do you envision trying to dead to kiss first?
Like, letting go first, you or your partner?
Probably me.
It's the same time.
All right, Jay says you.
At the same time, huh?
You married, nigga, shut up, I don't hear from you.
Yeah.
What about y'all?
Same time? Same time. Yeah, yeah yeah I think, are you same time with?
Now you putting that fat tongue in somebody's shit,
look at this nigga.
Yeah, he gonna tongue kiss everybody.
Mel, Mel?
Probably me.
To stop first?
Yes.
I don't want no one people staring at me.
Grandma, mom, so like, yeah, like,
I'm gonna fuck up my lipstick.
See you defilated.
I gotta take some pictures.
Meet me in the bathroom.
Yeah, Mel. That shouldn't be a passionate kiss. I mean, it should be passionate, but no take some pictures. Meet me in the bathroom. Yeah, man.
That shouldn't be a passionate kiss.
I mean, it should be passionate, but...
Wait, what?
No, it should be a short passionate kiss.
It shouldn't be something like...
At your wedding?
Can't you give a little smooch?
No, it should be a short passionate kiss.
It shouldn't be some long gated shit.
You got the rest of your life to kiss this lady.
Yeah, she already my word.
Oh, once we married, I'm never kissing you again.
What the fuck?
Hey, you got all the kissing you was going to get out of me, buddy.
I agree.
That nigga's stupid.
That nigga's crazy.
I got to talk to your wife too, buddy.
Why?
Damn, that sounded...
Yeah.
It's innocent.
What happened?
I've known Rem enough to be able to have a conversation with her at the after party.
You know, she pulled me to the side while I was having all the fun and the worries. Oh, yeah, when she's moving in,
when she's coming to lift it,
when she's supposed to,
when she's coming to lift it with us.
Yeah, she's good for that, she's good for that.
Yo, what's up with wives and girlfriends, yo?
Cause they got a form of.
Graham was on some lovey-dovey shit that night, yes.
That's how they keep control. That's her some lovey-dovey shit
But that's dope though, no they get some what's happening going on what you say
Yeah, they get some going on oh here comes the grim reaper
Now that's your but heat on me this weekend, but it's cool
Yeah, randomly during breakfast
Rem came out to me. She says she came out to you, too You would love you love that you love that old two two year run to yourself. You love that.
Cause I'm like, you know, two years, the kids,
athlete kids, like they're real good.
You can't move them out of school.
You can't move them out of school right now.
Yeah, so in two years, that's what I told Rem,
Rem went and brought it back.
So now he came to me Sunday morning over brunch pancakes.
Yo, off guard.
Totally off guard.
Yeah, I meant to talk to you too.
You would love that too.
You would love that.
I tried to clean it up.
I don't think anything about
my schedule or lifestyle would change
with you here.
Not only can't I wait for you to be here,
but I think
when niggas are so focused on work,
like today, Shanae
I know you may not view it that way, but I'm really a homebody. That niggas good. Like outside of my one or two spots
I
Be home like I don't move around so you would just be a wonderful addition
So and I can't and I can't wait for that
But the kids and and the athletics in the school is the most important. That is
The kids and and athletics in the schools the most important that is
That boy good
46 is gonna change place. Oh good 46 nigga. It's gonna change close to 50. You got to get mad before 50 why
Why why do you have to be married
That's true, too. You don't have to but if your partner wants to get married. Marriage is a business.
Yeah, we should all find sleepers.
We should all find...
Extending the jam up.
If everybody got their sleeper together.
The jam upper got jammed up and now we're extending the jam up.
Yeah. Yeah. So, thank you, Fran and you.
Fran, social media. Yeah, so thank you
Yeah, I'm in so much trouble after this pop is cool
On patreon we'll get to you and the New Yorker photo that went around a mother's worth with the Dominican nannies?
Okay, we have to because I don't know what's my other questions. I got some Toronto questions. Okay, I read about some gangs in Toronto Yeah, yeah, it's not the same city that I left
We can ignore the deliverance at this point we can I want to hear your review
Yes, okay. All right. Yo, I'm 44
So I'm on total bullshit
I'm playing Connie diamonds cuz I am a bird
I love Bronx bitches
Fire fire fire and again
I love when I find an artist and then I could go into the back catalog and hear all the old songs that I missed
That's fire. I don't know Connie diamonds, but she is fire. I
Know her to hop on those the gangsta tough. I shoot a bitch records, but I did find a sexy song
So I'm playing Connie Diamond, Jodeci.
Featuring Vonte the singer.
Yeah, tough out the Jodeci sample. I can never be a side bitch I can never keep you private
Yeah, make me win, you got the hot shit
Roll me, got the belly, fuck it, we get toxic
Nobody do me like you
Nobody do me like you do
Bless me, you know what I choose
Make a love, never let it go
I been telling him touch me, tease me, he wanna freak me
Back of the race, we getting sneaky, uber black
Fuckin' the Renzi, and the spot be hittin' up
When I'm in the spot, be hittin' the wristy, yeah
And I do it like that, got the jack, he throwin' it back
Tape me to Nemez, blowin' it back Say I'm bad, my jack
Say I'm bad, my jack
Told a nigga, I survive
Now you know, they get niggi
So order, squeaky
Taste, sweet tea
Put a load on like a tissue
I was mad, that's mad
Said that nigga wanna beat me
Said that nigga wanna eat me
I don't wanna do the repeat
Nobody do me like you
Nobody do me like you
Nobody do me like you do
Trust me, you know what I do
Make a love, and I'm better booed
Come and talk to me
I really wanna see you
Can I, like, can I talk to you?
I really wanna know your name
I don't wanna play no games
I wanna eat that pussy like Lo Mein
You don't gotta worry about a thing
I told him I knew what that pussy bang
Oh yeah, I wanna get to know you
Still got things to show you
Touching on your body I wanna get to know you, still got things to show you
Touching on your body, I just wanna hold you Girl I think you sexy, ain't that what I told you
You should come and act me, do it like you supposed to
If we made a movie, I would never post you
You think that I'm choosy, it's okay I told you
Nobody do it like you Nobody do it like you won't
Nobody do it like you do
You know what I choose
Make a love and a bed of goo
Oh yeah
I really wanna see you
And I talk to you
Cause I really wanna know your name You
Bontae the singer that record is called Jodeci in your phone and on DSPs right now. I support any artist that goes in the booth and says,
I want to eat that pussy like Lo Main over a Jodeci sample.
You have my support.
It's a weird way to eat pussy, but I mean, yeah.
Gotta get creative sometimes, fuck it.
Yeah.
Suck it up.
Yeah, I guess so.
Melissa.
What?
Oh, sorry.
Melissa Savannah for us.
Are you still Savannah? I was Savannah. When are you going back to? I'm Ellie sorry. Melissa Savannah Ford. Yes. Are you still Savannah?
I was Savannah.
When are you going back to?
Oh.
When are you going back to?
I'm Ellie Mal.
I'm back.
Okay, thank.
Who do you bring back to do for Canadian?
All that extra sexy shit
where you fucking put Crisco over your body.
She got fans.
No, that's, hello.
She got fans.
You gonna come in on your sleepers page?
Did you start it?
Oh, you see it? Wait, hold on a second.
I saw it from conception.
Who's next?
So now that you're sitting in an ICC.
You won't even cut me in on that.
I'm going to play some Toby and G. He dropped a gospel album that's fire.
He said she's jerking me out of sleepers.
Called Hood Hymns.
This is Spoon and Sunlight with Jacob Banks.
It's not profitable yet.
It's not profitable yet.
Oh, shit.
You're counting.
I mean, I'm counting.
I'm counting.
I'm counting.
I'm counting.
I'm counting.
I'm counting.
I'm counting. I'm counting. I'm counting. I'm counting. I'm counting. Spoon and Satellite with Jacob Banks It's not profitable yet It's not profitable yet
Oh shit
The accounting, I mean
Q the Excel sheets
I'm still
on and on
as I fall into
pieces
Hide my excuses
Bleed through the healing
We'll fall on our soul I'm sorry.
Okay. This should be more to this feeling She want more of a reason What's the point of it all?
They made you think the moon is sunlight
But it don't shine the same
It don't shine the same
They made you think that I'm gonna Sunlight, but it don't shine the same
It don't shine the same
Whoa, whoa, whoa to you
In the land of the living
Who leads the shepherd sheep astray
Whoa, whoa, whoa, to you
Who does the work of thine enemies
And treats the shepherd sheep like prey
Whoa, whoa, whoa, to you
In the land of the living
We'll please the shed machine by strength Whoa, whoa, whoa to you
That's the work of thine enemies We'll please the shed machine by strength They make you think that moon is sunlight But it don't shine the same
It don't shine the same Oh, they make you think that moon is sunlight
But it don't shine the same It don't shut the shade
It don't shut the shade
I swear we need some brighter days
I swear we need some brighter days
I swear we need some brighter days I swear we need some brighter days
All of my niggas
Need some brighter days Some brighter day
All I need are me
Yes you are
All I need are me
That's Toby and Jiway and Jacob Banks, Moon and Sunlight.
That was fire.
That was really, it's like the most,
that's the hardest gospel album I've ever heard
my entire life.
I just downloaded it right now.
That album is crazy.
It just came out?
Just came out.
That shit was awesome.
It just came out.
Big Ish.
I'm going to Jordan Simone,
and I'm not sure how to pronounce the gentleman's name,
I think it's Lacan, but the name of the song is Don't Wake Up This one's for the one time No catching feelings
Make love in the daytime We fight in demons
Best kept secret walking through your door Mystery always leaves you wanting more
We won't be lovers too long One day we're here then you're gone
But the night is too young
Ain't got no plans to go home But full bottle of petrol
Let's raise a glass to the moon Round two on the floor
If these walls could don't break They'd let you know That gravity don't have a say
We're getting closer to the sofa
Let's drift over you tonight
The candle blows
I'll be the light until you flame
Yeah
Don't wake up, that's what dreams are made of
Sex to make up for words we can't touch Yeah, fuck around and get lost and
We fussing and' that shit, no
Off top on the wall, no one we zoned it
Don't know where we goin'
Slippin' for the thrill of it, oh
Baby, right now, take my attention
Here with the intention to play you with me
She's got my knees but you my mission
I know words in front of me
Listen where they speak or they gon' hear when I'm complete, baby
Let us believe
If these words could talk, babe
They'd let you know
That gravity don't have a say
We're getting closer to the sofa
That's straight over you tonight
The candle blows
I'll be the light up to your flame
Don't wake up, that's what dreams are made of
Baby, baby, don't get us up
Six to make up for words we can't touch I'm having a little fun That is Don't Wake Up by Jordan Simone and Lekann
That was fire
That was dope
That was fire
E or Mel, who's going first?
I'll go last
Okay, Big Mel
Mine is by Raven Linnae, it's called One Wish featuring Childish Gambino
Start with the birds. Look, look, look at everything
Call me on my birthday
I thought you'd be on your way
Can't help but dance in the game
Stand and see in your face Like it's spinless
What I wish are you?
I can't forgive you No matter how hard I try I can't forget you
If promises are gonna break While promise in the first place
Running low on lemonade, crying over paper plates
I can't spin this, what I wish are you?
I can't forgive you, no matter how hard I try I wanna love you Tried to go out of my way, but couldn't find the words to say
Left a message within my mind Oh, she gave me drama
I hope that your one wish not a spell
True
I miss you You
I can't spend this one wish on you
I can't forget you, no matter how hard I try I can't forget you And I can't hate you, no matter how hard I try I just pretend to As one wish, Raven Lene and Chowj Gambino, shout out to Dahi who produced the record.
That's funny.
That's tough.
I'm going super throwback, shout outs to Boys 2 Men.
They just reunited on stage, all the four original members.
I thought that was dope seeing.
So I'm going to play Thank You by Boys 2 Men.
Okay.
I like this
I like this
I like this
I was loved by
And daddy had nowhere to run
I needed to wake up
And see something in front of me
Now now now
This has to be a better way
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So latin, doe head ass
Nigga, you like wanna play some harmony shit?
I mean why, I mean why didn't you just play sideways?
And that's my song too from 92
I was young, and living in the age of the
The world is a ghetto. No, no, no, stop it, stop it, stop it.
No, no, go talk your shit, talk your shit.
Listen, I said on the podcast that I did not want to see a Boyz II Men show without all four original members.
He did say that.
Over the past week, they were on stage together.
That's true. I thought there's any moment to give them their praise
And Sean Stockman cursed everybody. Yes, so it's how to show our friends I'm gonna make you a friend You're my soul, you up? And I thank you, thank you
I've been like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a
Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a
Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a
Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a
Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a
Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a
Like a, like a, like a, like a You're hurting me, I'm never gonna let go Things just won't be the way they were
And I can't do it
I'm tired of changing shoes
I'm tired of new upsells
I'm tired of shit
I'm tired of shit
I'm tired of new upsells
And that's all I thought of this morning
To show my love, please be ancient for a man
Me so old Why you ain't got a new family on these niggas?
This one here is old, can't believe it And I thank you, yeah When I'm down, when I'm down It never turns to ails like this And I thank you, yeah
When I'm down, when I'm down
Cause we been through together
Brand new, old music, 1992 on them niggas
I bought the album, I was there for it, that's Boyz II Men
That's a classic. Uh-huh, thank you.
Classic, man.
What the fuck did they talk about?
Flip, what up, Nyla Blackman ain't dropped nothing.
What's up, man?
Did Nyla Blackman drop?
Or you played everything?
You played all the slaps?
He don't play asleep until that Nyla Blackman drop, boy.
And I ain't mad at it.
I support Nyla.
Shout out to Nyla, man.
And I appreciate the support you've been giving us.
And I support Nyla's work. I fuck with everything she's doing. I support Nyla. Shout out to Nyla, man. And I appreciate the support you've been giving us. And I support Nyla as well.
I fuck with everything she's doing.
I'm joking with you, because you my man,
but I do love everything that Nyla's doing.
Yes, we really appreciate the support.
And shout out to the young girls
that just don't got a FUPA, right?
Like it's a lot of the young girls
running around with a FUPA.
What?
What, say something.
I don't know, I'm not paying attention.
You think those Zephyr could get me a fupa?
You know how many bitches you shamed with a fupa?
Never.
A lot.
When, how?
Last week. All the time.
Mandy.
Yes.
That was y'all.
Mandy, she's so hurt.
Oh, you're backing down like, oh.
My ass is so firm and fit, bitch. It is though. My ass is so firm and fit, bitch.
It is, though.
My ass is so beautiful.
It is.
It is.
Yeah.
Bitch.
You said that.
He just grabbed your titty on the broadcast.
The light's not even on.
He didn't catch that.
We're going to rewind it.
We're going to rewind it.
Hey, you put that in, E?
All the cameras record at the same time.
He just switches it.
It's fine though.
I don't shame anybody with a fupa.
Like I just, you know, I mean, and Ozempic will not get rid of that.
And then what?
You'll have loose skin and shit.
You are an expert.
He asked me.
I'm like, it's not gonna.
Of course she's an expert.
Why do you think?
She's well read.
She's well read.
Or she went to a carnival.
She went to Oz club. She went to an Olympic festival.
Hey, y'all.
It's like in Best Vest.
It's like in Best Vest, but just a little different.
Yo, yo, yo.
You are an idiot, man.
This nigga's fucking great.
Holy shit.
All right, I need a name for that sleeper, that ish play, from when I got a rise up from the ashes on
them niggas.
Skin kinda dark already.
Oh, you didn't know the name of the slap?
Oh, you ain't by the album?
Oh, you ain't by the album?
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap.
I didn't really know the name of the slap. I didn't really know the name of the slap. I didn't really know the name of the slap. I didn't really know the name of the slap. I didn't really know the name of the slap? Oh you ain't by the album? Oh you ain't by the album?
I didn't remember this was the standout on that. I didn't remember.
Can I go down memory lane without you being all up in my motherfucking face?
I'm next I sit next to you
I'm looking at what you're doing
Look, they want to be heard this song. Yeah, Jada kids wasn't playing the slaps nigga
Somebody played this for you, Mel, or did you play it who put it on I used to make I fucked it is to that's why absolutely
I used to put make mix tapes. This was always on my CD
Yeah, no, it's true
What is?
Yeah, you were still on the edition. They're going boys to make a you still can you stand the rain in? Hey, hey, hey, what else?
That's not the standout song.
That's not the standout.
I thought it was.
I thought that was the album.
That ain't the one to stand out.
This was the song you was fucking to off that album?
A thousand percent.
That's it.
That's not the standout song.
That's what we're talking about.
The best song on that album is, what you're going to call it?
What?
Four Seasons.
Yes.
All right.
Y'all talking about two totally different things
by the way.
I'm just saying, but the standout song on that album
is Four Seasons.
Two totally different albums or different things?
I don't know, but they ain't talking about the same thing
I'm talking about.
You talking about fucking.
We talking about fucking.
Oh shit, man.
We talking about fucking.
Like going to work.
God damn, are you good, man?
We talking about going to work.
Four Seasons, you naming the singles.
I know, I know what you're saying.
I get it.
50 Candles is the B-side that if you bought that album,
this was the one that you went to.
I want to say it was all the way down in the track list, too.
That's off memory.
But I'm gonna let the hook play.
Listen, man.
I'm playing this for Mel, hot ass,
because she put the Crisco all over her titty for this.
She said it's been too long just now in the mic
She gon catch something
Mel gon catch something slipper
Oh nah bring the hook in on them niggas Wanyay, old family Wanyay
Water on the... Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm fine. You ever see what this lady's doing? This lady. Oh, my boy, you're right. This lady.
Look at this lady.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy.
She's like, oh, my boy. She's like, oh, my boy. She's like, oh, my boy. She's like, oh, my boy. She's like, oh, my boy. I'm not paying attention to you. Yo man, you okay? I'm fine. You don't see what this lady's doing?
This lady?
No.
Oh, my fault, you're right.
You're right, yeah.
This lady?
Look at this lady.
You're right, let me stay out of your business.
So I can teach her something.
You're right, nah, I apologize.
Nah, this is a slow stroke.
She caught goose bumps off the rack.
She takes some nigga from my Apple ring.
Yo, hey, she caught goosebumps off the record. She takes some nigga from my apple ring.
I can't wait to see you tonight.
Fuck it, I'm gonna give you a chance finally.
Oh man.
All right.
Listen man, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until next time.
Hold up now.
Ooh.
Ooh. We need to be there until next time hold up now Now watch the background they smoked you right
I see you little tweed too y'all got music dropping shut up nigga
play with me play with me
nah nah that's getting spun that's getting spun
that's getting spun
I forgot about that one I ain't gonna lie
yo Saturday I was doing more Patreon I'ma tell y'all Let's get a spun. I forgot about that one. I go live
Wait when I got oh
My targeted
I was saying I was so much Oh shit, have your way with me. My body is yours. My body's your temple.
I was saying, my body's your temple.
My body's calling for, have your way with my body.
Do what you will with me.
You gotta wake up and get back in your G bag,
keep it in peace. All right, yo y'all, I hope y'all enjoyed this part as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you
Keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time
I bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arriba dergi, hasta la vista, au revoir
So long, goodbye, your simple head novels of vice, bring the hook in
Remember life is a series of moments with my headphones. I'm losing my voice
Life is a series of moments and moments
Make this one last as if it's all we have and lastly
The baddies are insecure to stack that women want to travel to clothes my day women want you to teach them things grab you
With Tylenol you might need it. Oh here. Go. Let's go Michael
Come and get this
Wait it all the life for your touch
You're so like a last Melcon Max it right now Dress all the way
Molding your soul like elastic
And then this is coming back in on the play with me them niggas smoke this shit stop playing Ooh, ooh, nah, nah.
I got one better than you.
Yo, I hope y'all enjoyed this podcast, man.
Okay, maybe.
We outta here, hold it down.
Shout out to J1 for joining us, man.
Shout out to Flip.
That big gate, I'm watching you, nigga.
Mike.
I'm watching you, that fuck that big gate.
I know it's your grandfather, some shit like that.
I don't care, I don't care.
Uh-oh, a acapella drop the drums
What if you ain't busted by now like the only fans girls say
If you didn't come by now daddy
Look see all the kids today know is Drake and 40 doing the reverse underwater shit. This is
is Drake and 40 doing the reverse underwater shit. This is, ooh.
Oh.
Ay.
Hold up.
Yeah.
Ay.
What?
What?
Not nigga.
I forgot about this.
Put this back in the rotation, dawg.
Put this back in the rotation.
This and please don't go.
Huh?
This and please don't go.
Write it to please don't go.
Irish twins, right right what they call that
When you have babies right next to each other
Yo, y'all the young niggas ain't got nothing like this to fuck to fucking them little Bronx bitches to fucking what y'all fucking the Broadway Good cushion I got
That shit fire, that shit fire
Yo, he in there fucking the Capella gray
Oh shit Yo, alright now we out of yola
Holy, you know what I'm wearing
I'm on that good cushion
That shit is fire, you know what I mean?
Long as my bitches love me.
New Japan!
You get no crucial?
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