The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 771 | "Toxic Poetry"

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

Ice returns to his seat in the latest dudecast edition of the JBP as the guys begin with a conversation on caviar and whether it’s white people’s version of oxtail (18:52). 50 Cent turns down Donald Trump’s $3 million offer to perform at his Madison Square Garden rally as the room then debates what their price would have to be (21:33), Tony Hinchcliffe’s controversial and racist monologue (29:05), and Miami Heat unveil the statue of Dwyane Wade which is met by backlash and jokes from fans (41:34). The room then shades Joe’s basketball skills which leads to a potential 1-on-1 match that involves games with both Ish and Marc Lamont Hill (56:20), Shaq faces backlash over his appearance on Angel Reese’s podcast (1:13:48), Tyler, The Creator drops his new album ‘Chromakopia’ (1:51:00), and Joe shares his thoughts after the passing of DJ Clark Kent due to colon cancer (2:17:16). Also, Tory Lanez seeks disciplinary action against his former attorney (2:28:20), the guys want Haunted Houses to make a resurgence (2:42:16), did Winnie and Kevin from ‘The Wonder Years’ sleep together (2:49:20), Joe responds to the internet clipping up his Lil Durk & J. Cole comments (2:50:10), Tony Rock addresses not being cast in Chris Rock movies and the crew debates if they agree with his stance or not (3:06:00), and more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden  Sleeper Picks:   Joe | Alfonzo Hunter - “Weekend Thang” Ice | GloRilla - “LET HER COOK” Parks | Canibus (feat. Panama P.I.) - “How We Roll” Ish | TheARTI$t - “Soul On Fire”

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Yo, I'm just in a good mood. I'm in a good mood. Happy to see everybody. Happy my good brother Freeze is back with us today. Yes. Clap it up for Freeze. Come on, man. Clap it up for Freeze. Missed y'all, man. I'm glad to be back.

I missed you too, man. You had left me with these niggas for that Dirk segment, but we'll try to get back into it. Don't worry, I'm a John Stockton, that topic, right back up somehow. Good brother Mark is here with us today. Hey, hey. Come on. I look forward to those, come on. I look forward to those days too. I look forward to those days too. That's two reasons to feel blessed and highly favored. And the third,

I told Mel to get your fucking ass. Hey, next up, I believe that's me. That's all. Hey shout out to our good sister Mel. Home enjoying the off day. Tried to finagle it into a Friday off somehow. Go ahead and take tomorrow off. Yeah, but how about Friday? Girl. Girl.

Anyway, my brother Flip is here with me. Huh? My brother Flip is here with me. Huh? My brother Flip is here with me today. Yes, yes, yes. My guy man. So many reasons to be blessed, man. Thank God. Thank the Lord up above a higher power, man. And most importantly, man, each one of y'all are here with us today out there. What's up, y'all? Hey, dude, Cass. Oh yeah, Mark, what's up? Yeah, we got you now, buddy.

I'm flying solo. Hey, Mark came in and said, hey, just for my database. I gotta say database. Just for my, yeah, you know he talks like that. Just for my database, I gotta say database. Just for my, yeah you know he talks like that. Just for my database, who's off today? And I said, Mel. And he said, no shucks.

And I said, sometimes you gotta go to bed without your blanket, buddy. Sometimes you go to bed, it ain't no comforter. It's just that one sheet. Sometimes you gotta get in the bullpen, find you a corner. That sheet make you wake up every three hours. That heated blanket, sometimes you gotta remove it. See how that political brother act then.

I'm good, rocking solo, man. I feel good. All right, I'm just checking. I'm just checking. Good rocking solo, man. All right. I feel good. All right, I'm just checking. I'm just checking. It's right there circling, look. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's right. What's wrong with you?

Oh, no, he ain't even there no more. One sixer game. He don't. He's so stupid, yo. One sixer game. My man don't even circle the op no. Look at him even. So stupid. Yeah. One six a game. My man don't even circle to op no. Look at him. You can't wait.

You can't wait to talk in a hole in market. During the week. I'm in a good mood man. Happy we all here. Anybody have anything pressing on their heart that they need to share before we get started. Any tension that could disrupt the rest of the work day. Yes.

But I do that at a later date. Hey, look at that. How's that for growth? I don't like this shit though. It's burning him up, it's burning him up inside. Oh fire! Hey! I'm watching you today, Mark too. Why are you watching me? Let's see how you act around niggas. I'm really watching you.

Yeah, yeah. Let's see how you act around niggas. Yeah, we got that. I know how you wasn't feeling with me when you was outside, nigga, on Jersey, when you was outside, and you was cool. Let's see how you act, nigga. I'm always cool, man, I'm always cool.

You're one of the niggas, but you be acting crazy. No, I'm acting crazy. I'm out. I'm out. Huh? No, if you're not here, nigga, you with us. I'm the same person no matter who it was. Welcome to the trap house, nigga.

We got him today, y'all. We got him. We got him. Back in the back trap house. All right, let's get started. Dan, if somebody even had a camera at the bar, that was an event in itself. It's like, what?

You brought a camera to the bar? Okay. What do you like? Well let's have a photograph then. Hey you guys, we're gonna have a photograph. We're gonna make a photograph. Cause he's got a camera in the bar. No, he's got it here, he's got it with him! I don't know, I think he brought it from his house or something!

Get your ass over here! You guys wanna have a photograph? We're gonna have a photograph together! He's got a camera in the bar, he's got it with him! No, he can't be in it, he's gonna take it! No, he can't be in the photo, he's gotta take the photo! How can't be in it, he's gonna take it. No, he can't be in the photo, he's gotta take the photo. How can he be in it? God damn it, what do you want him to do, put the fucking camera on a stick?

Don't be an idiot. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh One of the greatest ever speaking right now Yeah, I mean there's some people that might not be familiar welcome welcome come on come on. They still coming in They still coming in y'all everybody get comfy Hey Shout to wherever you might be listening from Shall we? Shout to the 95's, the entrepreneurs out there, my fellow Park, Asks the Creators Now if it goes to the 95 Goes to the wire I will never fall I got the soul of a fighter walk barefoot over the cold in the fire I thought the tone would be lighter, but make sure that lunch roll a little tighter

I tell him I'm just looking for some peace of mind But they say I'm only working with a piece of mine if I'm a do it it be on my own accord no crush I swear to God I never caught up on the Lord so much Way to corner of the club, laughing at the wannabes, while it's ironic cause they anything I wanna be Who would light a ton of wreaths, but that's gone unleashed Everything I'm trying to hide underneath one Then I'd lose all I've earned, oh And if there's two things that I've learned

If I'm the only thing at stake Then we'll be the only thing real real in Dubai when I'm up only thing at stake, and with you the only thing real You the only thing fake on Must be time to escape from that And fuck rhymes, might be time to escape from rap Why should I be the only nigga to escape from the act? So I lie since everybody just escaped from that Well that's up to shit, niggas be on, I can't dig it Won't lose it, even if you win a rig

Yeah, nothing to prove it, no fear, God I'm depicted I'm here, won't move, I move. Okay to be a bitch. You like Still any first and last time this is out there in the streets pill. Well if it happens it happens I believe in three wheels Just know that a how we build alcohol niggas that a dead you for cheap We're one got a great show lined up for y'all today Got a great show lined up for y'all I'ma be the dude to try and stop em like please chill Y'all know all I'm about

They keep putting up roadblocks I keep finding alternate routes Now success seems likely Anybody wanna try me I'm all for it Can't trip me up More for a fool Yo, I wanna shout out to all the hip-hop sites out there

Shout out to all hip-hop Shout out to Soap Shout out to all hip hop. Shout out to Soul. Shout out to Boxer. I started on some mixtape shit while you was going free, so I just want to keep the balance going. Full of motherfuck traditional. I know this is Jersey. Big Jersey, big Jersey, big Jersey.

Greenland. All my ass, Big Jersey. Let's go. Only for so long you can keep me quiet. Flew a model broad in, so you know I'm knee deep to hire. But careful, see she be a riot. And know I'm stab niggas like Kiki Wyatt Fuck rap, look what they leave me to ride with Joins the sound like feces can bitch my shit

Game game down, they can't survive with Gait go bars, the king man is right Riding on top of things man, but got some AKs this long And Greg Oden dreams band, some of these slugs is for wann thugs, they saw a bitch made call them summer z's thugs Son I'm that n***a, guns blast quicker, when dope boys are short I'm funtin' the cash n***a I'm talkin' bout birds cause my hun ass bigger, you in the pursuit of happiness, bum ass n***a Oh my god, is this narcissus of me to do? I don't care, I only do this like once a year.

It don't matter, play it. But that's the vibe I'm in, I'm sorry. These low-fus ain't been too vocal, the man's just a waste of protein. Me verse dumbest like Dolph Rundrum with his hands rammed on Apollo. They get the same man at the Apollo. Welcome to Doomsday, I'm Kobe in the clutch. Tiger with the club, Van Damme at the Comete Hall. With invisible men, but y'all know. Eat them E-40s on them, I just tell them where

to go, I ain't the best at dunnit, just a reckless young kid, I'm a big L Witten, some Lord Finesse punches, my deep joint like a mirage of pot shit, Limit them insanity with Nas' knowledge, but nah, he ain't emo, he more like a rap hero, trapped like Nicolas Cage in Ground Zero, they don't like jerks, they want to see to see J done and they only love it New York Alright who's ready to rock? Who's ready to rock out there? You good? You good? Energy up, energy up out there! Where's the pop out song?

They told me the revolution would not be televised Oh God! The fans saying Joe you the truth Mix tapes the glass ceiling and I broke through the roof I'm more of a hood star I've never been this nigger to put out 20 tapes Oh my god. It's alright. It's alright. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I wasn't asking. I wasn't asking. Mic check, mic. See how he got the number three? Mic check, mic check, mic check, mic check. Yeah, put your blackberries up. Put your blackberries up out there. Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Give a round of applause because God is so glorious. Round of applause because God is so good to us, even court. The universe.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Keep that applause going. Let me get these drops out the way. The universe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 771 you know what time it is you know who we be and you know what we here to do Shout to all the first and last time listeners out there Shout to all the baddies and ugly bitches to shout out to the chicks with some ass Shout out to the chicks that bought some ass Shout out to the chicks that bought some ass and it corroded their ass and shout out to the chicks that don't have ass But talk like they got ass this episode episode is brought to you by, fueled by, powered by, Price Picks, that's the gang, yo!

And y'all already know what the fuck time it is, man. Y'all know who's here, you know who we be. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, been doing this shit for close to 10 years in February. I gotta figure out how we gonna celebrate, but a celebration is coming hopefully everyone's there hopefully everyone is there got a really amazing cast here to my right you seen him on Pierce Morgan

yeah yeah you seen him at Berkeley come on. Well, they seen the man you seen him. Why you you seen him in NYU? Giving knowledge, huh? Let you know what's good Ladies and gentlemen make some noise for Mark Lamont hill Mark how you feeling man? I feel rich rich people As you got rich rich people I do Over to the fucking bag Man this nigga such appreciate that God is good to see you. I feel ashy Now I am this shit crazy, you know, it's no way lotion

Is that like a light skin thing like you don't need to Yes, I think I'm inside It's not he should do it. Why I don't know without Lathered being moisturized smelling better shit get more I mean, however you take it my brother Smellin' better. Cryin' shit. Gettin' more ah ah ah ah. This is crazy. Gettin' more ah ah ah ah. What's ah ah ah ah? I mean, however you take it, my brother. Okay. However you take it, my brother. I'm already in close to win.

It's still us. It ain't gonna stop by ah ah ah. Yeah, but it could go up. Wow. I'm cool. Hey, Fat Joe just said it. That's the problem. Shout out to the Yankees.

Just got it. That's good. The who? It can go all the way up, the Yankees. Never heard of them. Oh, the Phillies playing? Hold up, nigga. Last week, I should have bet you.

I was gonna say, oh, we gotta bet you. You wasn't man enough to bet. You was talking crazy. Oh, I'm gonna let my dad go to game seven because that's just... Did you send him to game two? I hope you sent him to game three like I told you. Game four.

Thank you. Game four. I told you. Game four. You was talking real confident. You made sure you went to the only game. And you know what? I feel like I jinxed the Yankees.

I was talking all this shit about the Dodgers pitching and we can't hit not one of them. Not one. We can't hit not one of them. So many batters left on base. Aaron Judge is not looking Aaron Judge-ish. Not at all. It's a mess. Homeboy from the Dodgers are Fred Freeman.

I'm sick of him. Yo, see that's my problem with drill rap. Y'all supposed to use your powers for good, like kidnapping Fred Freeman and hiding him in the basement of a dark Bronx building rather than have him home Homer three games in a row and a grand slam in game one. Are you shitting me? Get the fuck out of here. We should have been kidnapped him. Y'all killing the wrong. Oh, you can't say that.

Well, we're not trying to, I mean, we're not killing anybody. But a kidnapping, let him go next week. Come on, yeah, yeah, free him when the eight o'clock on Delta next week. Yeah, come on, man. But shout out to the Yankees. I'm sending my dad to game four. And hopefully he still enjoys it, man. Fat Joe, we're going to get to that fat Joe part in a brief second

Brother flip is here Queens flip Queens flip Queens flip Queens flip Queens flip is in the building. Yeah, I mean really blessed to have him here today Appreciate you Queens get the money to his right. Come on. Y'all know the vibes man kicks was gonna always match the hoodie The fuck time y'all thought it was man You know how many of my niggas robbed fucking clothing trucks? Is that Forest Green? You know how many of my niggas robbed the fucking fancy stores and came solar to the hood for half off? Oh come on man. It's me. Ain't nothing wrong with a good booster right now and again I ain't gonna hold you. Come on shout. Even in our old age. King Wawa good brother issues here man.

Both knees out, both knees out today. You want to time it, huh? Both knees out. You usually, when you have one knee, you be cool, but when you have two knees, you coming for blood, nigga. Let me move out your way. He gotta go buy more knee-out jeans, too. You need more knee-out.

He sound like that Century 21, nigga. I seen this black couple doing the suspect challenge. Fucking, she ate his ass up. She talking about... What is the suspect challenge? Yeah, what black couple doing the suspect challenge fucking she ate his ass up What is the suspect challenge? Suspect challenge is something that couples are doing on tik-tok Okay, where one of them is running like a perp and the other one is the cop Describing what the suspect looks like So the black the black wife was running and the husband. I'm know the husband was running and the wife said

Suspects the purpose only purpose where one of his five genes Would y'all never seen that. I don't have to. It is kind of funny. Would y'all do it? Yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah. I would do it. I love to roast my girl.

It would get me in a real big trouble. Oh yeah, it's gonna be bad. Cause I'm gonna say something I shouldn't say. Something silly, yeah, exactly. Phil is gonna get hurt. Yeah, I'm gonna treat her like therapy. I'm gonna get all my shit on. I'm gonna get some shit out.

And then it's gonna be a long night. Yeah. A long night. Good brother Freeze is in the building. Welcome then it's gonna be a long night. A long night. Good brother Freeze is in the building. Welcome back, Freeze. Welcome back, Freeze. We needed you, we needed you. Thank you, my guys.

Yeah, put them think pieces to bed. My guy Ice is back. Looking good, too. Thank you, sir. Looking good. Looking a little different. We'll get to that. What's different about him?

He look good. That beard look a little different. That beard don't look- A little moisturized, man. It don't look salt and pepperish like good. That beard look a little different. Look at the beard. A little moisturized. It don't look salt and pepperish like that. It look more like Rika. Yeah, look like, not Meg. Oh yeah.

Not Meg. It look more like parsley mixed with lorries. Like what the fuck did you do to your shit? Hell yeah. Oh man. That's a nice little job too. Yeah. Like the half dime, what happened?

Yeah, it still came along great. Hey yo, just dab it. Just dab it. That's a nice little job too. Like the half dime, what happened? Yeah, it's still coming off great. How you do that? Hey, yo, just dab it. Just dab it. Ice, what the fuck? Look at Freeze. I need to do some story, yo. Last time, that shit was just too black.

On some Mojo Jojo shit. No, it was a mess. That was some, that was. No, it was a mess. All black shit was a mess. That was a reason for that. Yo, how you do that? I got you, I caught it. Just see you, Ice.

Glad to be back again, man. Thank y'all, you know, holding down. You left us here doing some, but we get to that. Well, you know, life was life-ing. Yeah, but we good now. Indeed. That's this corny shit about life. It just be life-ing, right?

Yeah, man. Out of nowhere. Shit, man. Off schedule. At least schedule a book it. Something man. Shout out to my baby she's home and doing well now. Nice. Good to hear. And shout out to the rest of our babies so just so ice don't shine in front of us. Everybody here got a baby. Baby! Alright Elmira fuck. All right, Elmira's finest, Big Parks is in the building. You know the Vines.

The Levi King himself. Poe is here, Corey is here, Erickson is here, Saban and Tanner are here, Ramole, and most importantly, each and every one of y'all are here. Do you wash your Pumas? No. Them shits be clean as hell at the bottom. What you wearing, what?

Shits like, yeah. No, he wear them shits mad time. No, he walk in water right outside. By the fire. He wait for his food. No bullshit. Yeah, I know where you at. Don't wear them.

You walk flat and some shit like that. First day of school walk, this nigga shit never dirty at the bottom. Thank you. Sheesh. All right, come on, let's get right into the proceedings this evening. Right to the important matters a lot went on this week

Do you guys think that caviar is white people's version of oxtail? No Who said that Okay Whose idea was it? To milk the fish? Yes. That's weird.

I think that that was a white idea. It was definitely a white idea. And I think that that came after our fucking oxtail revelation, what we did with the tail when the white people threw it to the side. And then white people couldn't just throw your shit to the side no more. They had to start eating the shit. They had to sample the eggs. And that's where caviar,

there's no other logical reason to eat that ever. It's fish and eggs, right? And it don't taste good. I'm not a big fan. And I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan. I like it on sushi. I'm not a fan.

I only eat it on sushi. I'm not a fan of sushi. I don't like it when they put it on the sushi. Oh man. Oh yeah, yeah. You can eat it like sushi. This shit crazy. I love they put it on the sushi. Oh, man. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this shit crazy. I love that. This is nasty. So What do y'all eat oysters? Yeah, no clams. Yeah, no, it lives in the ocean. I'll eat it. I Ain't no see okay, like I don't give a fuck. I'll try it me too If it's in the ocean bring it here on the plate. I think you have yours pointless. I know I'm losing culture

Oh, I'm losing class points look, it is. I'm losing class points. Look, but that's the fucked up part. You got to conform to be classy to eat that bullshit. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Eating fucking fish sperm. That nigga's a freaky. I know.

Y'all supposed to swallow it, but y'all want a nigga to swallow it. Yeah, yeah, nigga, come on. That's disgusting. Man, y'all, we all eat nasty shit. Like, when you eat fried shrimp in the hood, you eating shit. I don't eat no seafood, nigga you eating. I don't eat no seafood No, you don't know see no, but I'm just saying only eats french fries and chicken. Yeah Fuckin be clear. Oh much better stupid ass. I really can't be on

You let Gary be trick us into a business meeting at some fancy caviar spot a Caviar spot was a fancy fancy caviar sushi spot. So they was coming out thinking that I was cultured. I wasn't. Gary Vee's so cool when niggas ain't cultured, shout out to Gary Vee. I did not have a blast in that, but you had the white boy meeting. You fucked with the sushi?

I was eating shit. I was eating whatever was there. Millions? Like, no, that's just the part. That's just the decoration right here. He saw the song, nigga was coolin' it. What's there millions? We gonna talk about coonin for the million he tried to clean it up you saw that with it Oh, we all want to start We all want to start wherever you want to start at He tried to clean it up, you saw that? I'm with it. Oh, I'm sorry, my bad. Where y'all wanna start? Where y'all wanna start? Wherever you wanna start at. Yeah, whatever.

Lead us to the promised land, Mr. Price Bix. Well, you said Koonin' for the millions. Today, 50 said he not gonna perform at a Trump rally and they offered him $3 million. He said, I'm good. Swag. I love that. I appreciate it. I absolutely love that.

Shot to 50, actually. That's dope for him. And I'm glad that he shared it. See, that could've just happened and he kept it in the tuck. I'm love that. Shout out to 50, that's dope for him. And I'm glad that he shared it. See that could have just happened and he kept it in the tuck. I'm glad that he shared that, but all of that fake discipline and integrity and moral compass shit that the podcasters

would be talking about, I do assume 50 to have some of that. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. He's been rich for a long time too. That part too. But he got a number too. For sure. He is a number also. It ain't three million. It's fuck knows. It ain't three million. It's fuck no. It ain't three million.

For him it's probably like 20? I don't know if he does it for 20. I think it might be more than that. I think it might be more than that. 20's tight. That's, I'm going to go do my little thing. It's all right. For him, it's one record.

How long we been playing? You said she wanked. For 20, I'll do get rich and die trying. Yo, dog. Hold on. I don't know if he does it for 20. I'm dead ass. That's a lot of money.

That's a lot. He's going to do all the mix tape shit too. For 20. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We going to a 24-hour stream in this one. Yeah. I don't think he'll do it for 20. I don't think so either.

More like 30. 50. What would y'all do it for? I'll do his album for that. For the $3 million? For half of for that For the three million For the three million you would go not three million you window for the three million you go show up to the Trump rally Give a speech Fair enough

Here's the thing you end up being Chrisette Michelle ice ice is I cone every day. Okay. Wait. No, that's not Are you throwing shots at Kamala? While you on the stage, Are you throwing shots at her? No, I'm not throwing shots at nobody. For three mil? For three mil? Ish, what's your number? To go speak at the Trump convention.

Give me a good fitting. It's gotta be a lot. My family would disown me. Word, it gotta be some shit where my family would be like. Yeah, you had to do it. My family won't be all right. I understand. Might be like 20 Yeah, you had to do it. My family won't be high. I understand. I understand. Might be like 20.

Oh, for me? No, it's not. It's 10. 12. All they do is lie. I just took it back. All they do is lie. 12.

I still don't believe you. Last one more. Last. You did that shit for two million, nigga. Three million. I don't know how far I did. If they walked in two million in a bag right there. Yo, come on, we need you to just stand up here to give us a three minute speech. A million dollars, a, three million. I don't know about that. If they walked in two million in a bag right there. Yo, come on, we need you to just stand up here

to give us a complete minute speech. You going? In a MAGA hat. Yo, you ain't gotta say nothing. Not a million. Just throw the hat on. And lick your lips. And put on a million.

On some LL shit. We're in the news. What LL shit? Not a million. I didn't say a million. And put on the matching, that's that ish hoodie. This is an old, I think five. Not a million, I think five.

Mark, all right, let's stop talking to stop talking I was gonna say that five get it I trust your numbers three fuck. Yeah, I think you think it was loaded in ice 750 Flip a dude if JR could film Watch wrestling in there, you'll break some chicken fingers. I'd do that shit for like 15. 15 what? Million.

Nigga, you do that shit for 15,000. Why? Nah, nah, it's not true. That's not true. I think his number's about 50,000. Nah, that's not true. Some chicken fingers. I'ma be beefing with my mother.

Watch your mama, I'm fryin' you up. I'm fryin' let you slide last time. I'm fryin' you up. 50,000 and some chicken fingers. Before you talk about anything, yo. You have to be doing ghetto karate. Holy fuck. So you want to shoot that?

You want to shoot that? You want to shoot that? Yeah! Huh, nigga, with your past, with your pastor sweat on, nigga. What, you think we at a church, nigga? You came to pray, but hold on, I'm not done. Listen, I'm gonna do it for 15 million. My mother, she was just at the rally, nigga, over there, Madison Square Garden. You are lying people with Trump supporters, nigga

Question so you say 15 million is number my number so they come to you say 10 you say no I'm not taking this 10 million. I'm staying the phone. You really want people to believe that shit. Yes I'm gonna be my mom. My mom's a serious. Does anybody believe that your mother? I don't believe that she not gonna be mad no more. She's gonna be cool. Nah, what? Your mother's gonna gonna be mad no more. She's gonna be cool. What? For 10 million? Your mother's gonna be in Long Island. No she not. On Westchester.

She got her own money. The number one, number two, recipe's the king face. She ain't like my man in the house when he had his MAGA hat on. She don't play that shit. I have to get some money to... If I'm gonna go at her, I'm gonna go at her, man. I'm gonna go mama law, nigga. If I'm standing with Trump, that shit will break her heart, man. I'm a go at her, mama law, nigga. If I'm standing with Trump,

that shit will break her heart, son. Marie will be upset 10 million make her feel better, though. No, that won't end. No, 10 million, hey, man, you coming up here with me. Because listen, this is how I'm gonna do it. I'm keeping 10 for myself, I'm giving her like two, giving my family and the kids three, and I'm having 10, I have to portion it out.

Taxes. I don't give a fuck about that shit. That's what got me here in the first place. You ain't learned your lesson. I'm gonna send it out. Sksks's a lot of people that's passionate about Trump. What's your number? Mr. CNN? What's your number? Yeah, you go back to work, get colleagues and be looking at you like this.

I cannot be bought. Nigga, you go, you get a job. You can hire a nigga, you can hire someone. Hold on, wait, wait. Nigga, you go far. You go if you get your job back at CNN, nigga. Fuck out here. I'm hired again?

Trump, thank you, he freed me. And he be on CNN like this. Now I be on Fox maybe. My number would have to be so high that I wouldn't have to explain shit. If I took it for five million, I still have to explain to the people why I took five million.

If you give me 50 million, I'm not saying a shit. I ain't explaining nothing. Joe gonna be like, what happened to Mark? I ain't see him in a few weeks. We speculate like for 50 million. We're gonna see you on Fox. Welcome. All right.

So everybody here is a sellout. Glad that we quickly established. Everyone in the world is a sellout. I'm looking to sell out. It takes a rich nigga to point fund that sellout. Huh. A nigga that don't sell his soul. Nigga's beef with you right now.

Nigga, slow down. It takes a rich nigga like this not to make fun of us. Yeah, nigga, we got a number. That's because you don't got a number, nigga. You got a number too. You got a number? I don't want wealth to define me. But.

That's number one. But. But my number, though. Two. I do have a number. It'd be pretty high. No, it's not. Yes it is.

No it's not. I'm gonna tell you why your number's not high for this. I'm gonna tell you why it's not high for this. Cause you're not political. So you don't even pay a price for doing it. Somebody say, look, I'm gonna give you five, 10 million right now to do. Half my family are Black Panthers.

And the other half I can't say publicly what they are. Some other kind of animals. And the other half, I can't say publicly what they are. Some other kind of animals. I would effectively, my dad would effectively disown me immediately. Okay. So he spent it. I would never be looked at the same again because of where, I got 20 years of building where I'm kind of at with mine.

Like in spite of how they kick my back in on the internet, I turn down big bags for this type of shit every other week. I've walked away from it, and they've called. Okay. So, it would have to be a high number. What's the number? Ain't y'all got political money?

Close to nine figures. Close to nine figures. Wow. Shit. Close to nine figures. Yeah. And I would have to consider it. Also, it to nine figures. Close to nine figures. Wow. Shit. Close to nine figures. Yeah. And I would have to consider it. Also, it ends your career.

Like, Chrisette Michelle hasn't done a gig since she's, since she's set. For $2,500. Yeah. For $2,500. That's what she, no, no. Oh, shit. But it was a low number. It was a low number. It was a short, it was like 30 grand or something.

Yo, so fucking, we wasn't gonna start here, but. We're here. My man, my man kill Tony went out there and did an entire 12 minute monologue for y'all that are unfamiliar Tony Hinchcliffe or Hindcliffe I'm not certain how you pronounce his name because I always call him just kill Tony same But he did the what Rose was that recently the time? Brady Rose Brady smoked it over there killed Tony has been one of the fastest growing shows very successful he went out there and did

like this 12 minute kind of racist kind of racist monologue that they're clipping up and going and just he's I don't understand Tony I'm so lost. That was a misstep in my face. You don't understand him? Yeah I don't. I don't understand. You go first. No I completely understand him doing that. Like that's on brand with what he does.

And y'all hired me to come here to do what I do. Yeah he put some extra sauce on it though. He said that the black, he said that, let me just give the audience a little bit of what he said without trying to play all the clips or the 12 minutes. He was speaking to the black guy in the front, this was probably off the dome and not a part of his bit. Said he was wearing a lampshade

and he had just seen him at the Halloween party last night and that they were carving watermelons. The carving watermelon part of that is extremely racist. Yes. Then he went into his bit about migrants. And the sick part about it is he started that with, Hey, all my Latinos, they make some noise. So we got them to clap first. Hey, so he lined them up and it just started firing off.

We welcome you guys. I welcome you with open arms and by open arms, I mean like this. Which also Tony is smart enough, I watched enough Tony to know that that was a double entendre and I took open arms to mean something else. Good one. So then he continued with fucking

Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. He said a lot before Puerto Rico. He starts talking about, you know, they always having babies. They never pull out. They just come in like they did our country. They come in. He said a bunch of shit.

Yeah, yeah, they always come in just like they did our country. And then he went into his Puerto Rico being the fucking dirtiest place in the universe. Shitty island. A shitty man. A island full of trash. Puerto Rico.

He died there too. The crowd was growing at that point. I think that he bombed. I think that entire set bombed. It was a bad, it was just bad all around, right? And I watched Kill Tony. So this conversation is a little nuanced for me. If you watch Kill Tony, he's racist. But under the guise of comedy, like comedic racism, and he is brilliant with the racist jokes. Everybody gets it. You can't say this word, so write it down. The ass get it, the trans get it.

Everybody get it unless you a young, beautiful, white girl that looks like she is sucking every dick in the door. Those are the only people that get away with it on Kill Tony. So he does this. For me it was different him doing it at this event. A thousand percent. Yeah. Audience matters.

Very different him doing it at this event. A thousand percent. Yeah. Audience matters. At this event. And he started his monologue with, hey, I'm Tony. Oh, he started with an ad too. Tony's fucking ass. He started with a MyPillow ad. Yeah, he did. Wow.

Snuck that in there. That's more. Hey, use promo code, kill Tony for the my pillow at the front of it. Mind a lot of these pieces of shit. All right, cool. And then he gets into, yo, on my show, in my line of work, I typically never come to work and say who I'm politically endorsing, because that's just not what I do. That's not my bag. I'm not into that. But, and then he starts his bit. So for me, he's already making the, creating the

separatism. If you're able to separate where you are versus where you work, then you know that these jokes are about to hit different and come off different. And it seemed like he was doing temp checks throughout the whole time. Like every time he threw one out, he'd be like, all right, that's working, that's not okay. You're warming up. You're loosening up in here. I don't know, man. I do fuck with Tony. I hated the bit.

Hated that he went out like that. His apology was, hey, y'all are sensitive. It was a joke. I go to Puerto Rico every year. Bro, I didn't see his apology. That's bad. And it wasn't really an apology. You got black friends.

That's what I And it wasn't really an apology. But all of them right-wing political pundit dudes have been on air like, hey, we don't support that joke. That joke is not indicative of our beliefs, yada yada yada. Some of them was defending that nigga. The black dudes were defending him. It's just comedic rhetoric. They wasn't all apologetic. Some of them niggas were standing with him like, yo, y'all are sensitive. It was a joke.

And get over it. The way niggas caped for Trump is amazing. Bro, it's crazy. And again, the people that I saw were black people defending him. So, nah, everybody wasn't apologetic. But I just think it was in poor taste. I think two weeks before the election, it just showed how kind of tone deaf they are

I don't I just the masses part but to their Base they weren't tone deaf. Yes, they're base fan base put that shit Yo, so I just think that that's the problem yeah, that's the problem thousand percent I think that the rest of the world that's the problem. Yeah. That's the problem. A thousand percent. I think that the rest of the world that's caping for them, I sent that shit immediately to Verna. This what your man talking about, huh?

You Puerto Rico, right? Oh, okay. But, cape. They still cape. I'm lost, bro. I don't understand. Donald Trump could spit in a little kid's face on Fifth Avenue and somebody is going to come out and be like, I'm saying, but the kid should have never did that.

Like it don't make no sense to me. At this point, it's like cult behavior. It is. I'm lost. That's exactly what it is. It's a cult. And it's weird that the people who are gonna catch the most hell from the cult are the ones the most committed to it. That's the crazy shit to me.

Like, if white men are like, I don't give a fuck what he said, I'm like, cool, you're a white man, this shit gonna help you, but I don't understand why we doing that. You know what I mean? This is wild. This is wild to me. But the funny thing is, I think strategically it makes sense.

They know that when they say some racist shit, we get mad, and then they go, they're so sensitive, and then they go out and vote more. So those of us who get mad might not do the right thing, but they know that their base is gonna go out and vote so that they can defend his right to do that shit. So it might not even fail for him. That's the crazy part.

We'll see. Damn, you for him. That's the crazy part. We'll see. Damn, you're right. That's sad. We'll see, yeah. We'll see. Yeah, man, I don't know. We say crazy shit all the time. Tell us you never fucked a Puerto Rican without telling us you never fucked a Puerto Rican. Sheesh.

Yeah, he's got that part, too. That's disgusting. Why would you even wanna take yourself off of the, off of the fuck a Puerto Rican list? Even if you felt like that that's a list that's like fucking a global entry especially a problem like Your tube Why would you take yourself off then I want to fuck a New York Puerto Rican list. Okay, Tony Whatever

Says nasty now. I agree. Here's what I have for you gentlemen Do you think that we should redo some of the racism rules Wait, what you mean, please please elaborate should redo some of the racism rules. Wait, what you mean? Please elaborate. Would you? This guy's brain is different because, please tell me what you mean. Should it be racist to say

black people like chicken? Because that is racist. But it's also, it's also true. Should it be racist to say that Spanish people, you better know. Careful. You going on the line, nigga, you right there on the edge. All right, I'll speak for myself.

Martha cleans better than me. You're a man, nigga, you's a woman. Is that racist? No. That's kind of racist. So if I say the worst drivers are typically. Oh yeah, yeah, that shouldn't be racist. are typically oh yeah that shouldn't be racist is that racist that should be rich audience if you're confused out

there we came up with this bit just to troll mark Lamont Mark Lamont, his PhDs and what's that other shit he got? A bachelor's? Doctorate. Yeah, doctorate. Mark, what do you think about this? So fuck each and every one of you. I hate your name so much. He'll be dying.

He's short circuited. Open shit squirming in the little couch. But I will say, no that's stupid man. No, you can't change it's true, man. Of course they true. Everything, racism is always a little bit true. That's what makes a stereotype a stereotype. It's like chicken feet, like they lightly,

they're lightly dipped in truth, right? So yeah, black people dance, but it don't mean that every nigga dance. You know what I mean? Black people love chicken, but we don't like obsess about chicken. It's like, they take the shit too far. Wait, wait, hold on, hold like obsess about chicken. They take the shit

That's racist for you to say that was the niggas. I was there! I lived in Brooklyn. It was nothing but niggas. That's you a nigga. Ta-da! And a cool. You remember this nigga to say? It's different because the sandwich was good as shit. Look at you, nigga. That first sandwich was good as shit. That first sandwich was delicious.

All right, so here's my question for y'all. It was mad good. Because I thought about this recently. If the sandwich was so good, why is it gone? They stepped on it. It was cost-effective. Yeah, that's exactly what they did. They changed it.

Look, I thought about that just two weeks ago. They stepped on the work. I did too, dude. Yeah, the sauce especially. Yeah, they stepped on it. It was costly. Yeah, that's exactly what they did. They changed the look. I thought about that just two weeks ago. They stepped on the work. I did too, yeah. The sauce especially. Yeah, they stepped on the work. Oh, shit. Speaking of, sorry. Sorry, this has nothing to do with what we're talking about. We're talking about chicken sandwiches, and it's good to get off the rates topic anyway.

Round of applause. McDonald's has settled their milkshake machine scam. Bullshit. No, they did. Well, they do. They settled the scam. For the people unfamiliar with the scam, the producers of the McDonald's milkshake machine have a clause in the contract, or had a clause in the contract that said,

they are the only people that are allowed to fix their machines. So that's why. So when the machines broke, they were running a fucking eight and nine figure scam on fixing these machines. This contract is decades and decades old. Genius.

So McDonald's, they went to court and whatever the name of that fancy board is determined that McDonald's is now allowed to not only fix their own machines but outsource how those machines are fixed. Wow. That's a good fucking time, man. The McFlurry milkshake machine crisis.

Right in time with that E. coli. Yes. Let's cover that up real quick. Milkshakes for everybody. You don't want a quarter pounder, you want a milkshake. Milkshakes and Kysonat. The burger, the burger, the burger. The chicken mac.

Yeah, the chicken mac. As soon as that E. Coli break out, the chicken mac and Kysonat. Niggas, they think't even realize how McDonald's been playing in y'all's face for years. It's only the quarter pounder? Yeah, it don't make no sense. So what the fuck is the rest of that shit? It's all the same shit.

That's not true. Quarter pounders, like Angus beef. Quarter pounders different meat. They come in different boxes, bro. It's the only one that's real meat. That's what they said. That's why. E. Coli.

So you said it. I only eat that shit. That shit That's why. So you said. I don't need that shit. That shit ain't no. E. Coli. So to Miami Heat, for the first time in the history of the franchise, have made a bust. Statue? No, a whole statue.

I keep hearing the athletes use the word bust. It was a bust. It was a bust. It was a bust. And I, my dumb ass didn't know that you could use that word in relation to that. So I liked that word, bust. It was a bust. Yeah, it turned out a bust.

A statue, they made a statue, whatever you want to call it, but it looks like shit. The internet was in a rage. We later found out that D-Wade approved said bust slash statue. It's probably too late. And was involved in the entire process of creating said statue. Also, the maker of this statue made other statues. Google them because I don't remember what they were. the maker of this statue made other statues, Google them, cause I don't remember what they were, but I don't think those statues was good either.

Did you do the Ronaldo one? Not just that, nigga, you've been to a restaurant sometimes and the food be smackin', then you go back another time and that shit be caca, it was off that. And I always, I always, that's a different chef. That's a different chef. That's what I think too. That's a different chef.

Nigga had an argument with his wife that day. Nigger's watching The Matrix, nigger. Nigger's so morphed, that nigger look crazy. What the fuck? What the fuck with them niggers? Tony Allen said that it looked like him. It looked like him. It do.

D Wade did look bad and for them to be known as Dade County for so long, I mean Wade County, Wade County for so long, like what a disgrace, what a disgrace. At least with the Kobe statue when it was fucked up, there was some other statues out there that was fucked up. For you to be the lone fucked up statue in front of the arena and then have to, yo, and you know what's funny?

The kid, our kids today are more vocal than we were. So you got your kids with you. Your son is looking at you like, nigga. That is not Pops. Come on, tell me. That's not you. That ain't you, Pops. My son would have roasted me to hell

if that were the statue of me. What are your thoughts on this? Why do you think that they couldn't come up with a bust that looked like D Wade? Why do you think he was so excited and celebratory? And is it a part of just plain old humility being humble to not interrupt the process of them celebrating you this way?

Yes. I think- I agree with that. I think that when you get a statue made of you so proud and happy and your family celebrate, you're not really worried about what it looks like. I just don't understand how, if he was part of the creative process, it being made,

how at some point he didn't just mention it just don't look shit like me. He might've seen that shit in a digital image or something. It was like, oh, okay. Right. True, true, true. They might've said some shit like, yo, when it dries, the beard is going to come like, yeah.

Shit look like Mark. Would y'all have any of us? Yeah, what? Mark? Like, what? They just picked a random black dude. And that's what? Well, how?

And because the statue didn't look the greatest. No, it wasn't a bad looking statue. It just didn't look like D-Way. It was the ugliest niggas on the statue. Whoever's face it was, happy. It wasn't a good looking statue, it just didn't look like D. Wade. It was an ugly nigger on the statue. Whoever's face it was, happy. It wasn't a good looking guy, whoever it was, with all due respect to Tony Allen. But Mark do look like Tony Allen a little bit. I don't look like Tony Allen.

Like with a doctorate. Like smart Tony Allen. Oh, that's fucked up. Tony Allen got too many hands for me to be talking like him. Shout out to Tony Allen. Would y'all have interrupted the process for y'all? Yes. Yes.

If I'm mean, no. But if I'm D-Way, absolutely. So you would just accept anything with his tongue out, nigga? Wow. George, am I doing it? D-Way, that's what you think your tongue out is like? I'm asking for real. Like Mike?

Anyway, right? I think that it is definitely some humbleness and some humility. Like, yo, fam, somebody's creating a big-ass statue of me to be put in front of a stadium. Like, that's an honor in itself, so I think you don't kind of want to rock the boat because you sound like some ungrateful-ass nigga. But if I'm D-Wade- If they named the street after you and spelled it wrong, because you sound like some ungrateful ass nigga, but if I'm D Wade. If they named the street after you and spelled it wrong,

would you say something? Yeah. Sheesh. What's the difference? That's easy to fix, but if you in the process, and while it's happening. The whole boy don't look like me.

Hey, Duke don't look like me. Then they start putting the mold of the statue on the picture. Over his LeBron alley-oop, the famous picture. Like, come on, yo. You playing with me now. Yeah, at that point. It's ridiculous.

And, and, listen, the Black Panther side of my family would include some racism in this. I was about to say, white people often don't know what black people look like. Yo, dog, I was gonna say I was a white artist, but I ain't wanna be funny. White people don't, I did an interview last night and somebody told me,

has anyone ever told you that you look like Kevin Hart? I don't look shit like Kevin Hart and I love Kevin Hart, that's my man. I don't know son. I told you. I mean. I'm done. How did you mention it? I mean, now that we get a good look at your profile.

I don't. No, they do think all black people look the same. They think all black people look alike. That's fine, because I think all white people look alike. My racist neighbors are out of this world. And that's fine, that's why I don't make statues of white people. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. How do we get a good look at your profile? No, they do think all black people look the same. They think all black people look alike. That's fine, because I think all white people look alike. My racist neighbors are out of this world. And that's fine. That's why I don't make statues of white people. That's why I don't make statues of Asians,

because it would not look different. Everybody in Hollywood would look the same. But if my job was to make statues, I would get some help. What? I get white people mixed up. All right, if they were making a statue of you, what would you want your defining features to be? Is it a basketball statue?

A statue of you, nigga. A statue of just you. Don't try to break down the Montesquieu's, nigga. A statue of you. You went to Harvard and spoke the best. You beat Einstein and everybody. All that fly shit. I dropped 30 on that nigga.

I dropped 30 on that nigga. Would you want a suit holding books and walking like this? I would be speaking. and everybody. All that fly shit. I dropped 30 on that nigga. Yeah. I dropped 30 on that nigga. Would you want a suit holding books and walking? I would be speaking. Yeah, I would be giving you this. They gotta get your nose. You know, I only upset myself up. I'm asking what y'all,

what would the defining feature of the statue need to look like for you to say, okay, that is me? Oh, they need my app. So that's what they say. All jokes aside, that's what they say to them. Like if you got to define a feature, it's easy. You know how the dudes in the street in New York

be making pictures? If you got a funny chin or a funny mouth, then it's easy to do. Yo, now that I'm looking around, yo, with all due respect. Okay. You know what that means, right? Right. No, and pause.

Oh, God. Some of you niggas got cute noses, yo. Yo, this is why we need mail, man. This shit turn up a whole... Yo, what are you doing? Yo, some of you... not you. Not you. You want to be cool.

You want to be accepted by the less gay. Stop talking about your man though. It's not gay. My entire life, the baddest of the bad and some mid. When they look me in my eyes, one thing they've always said, and I used to didn't get it. You see how I can't lie? You have such a beautiful nose. That worked on you too, didn't it? It is the perfect, it can't lie. You have such a beautiful nose.

That worked on you too, didn't it? It is the perfect. You saw it. I'm trying to watch this. It's my ass, nigga. You know, I don't come to meet you. Because it's you we looking at. And then I started looking at niggas' noses, yo.

My nose is better than a lot of you niggas' noses. Yo, niggas' nose be a mess. I don't damn gay to say. Look at Ice Nose. You just looked at your man and stand in his That nigga smell everything. You look. That nigga can smell a wild freedom.

That nigga shit is spread out. Holy shit. Look at Ice. Look at Freeze Nose. That nigga smells what downstairs is cooking. They put a little parsley up in that motherfucker. That racist lady making chili. I bet you it was too much. Chili ain't the worst. They could be having ugly noses.

Some of y'all got eye noses, man. Thank your parents. Thank your parents. Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go ugly noses, yo. It's all right. Some of y'all got the eye noses, man. Thank your parents. Oh, man. Thank your parents. Okay. This is stupid. So, I don't want to say too much about it because I bump into D Wade sometimes. It ain't his fault. I feel like D Wade, if he hear you say something on the pod, you might have to square up at the post-doke lobby

trying to get coffee. And that's another fight I'm gonna opt to skip. Nigga, 6'4 in shape. In way better shape than Joseph Biden. Yeah, and heels. Mules, and mules. Nigga, whip your ass with a Chanel bag. And heels. Mules, and mules. Whip your ass with a Chanel bag. Oh shit.

Nah, I'm cool on that one. Any thoughts? On? Which part? Anything. Nose part? Not that nose shit, man. Anything.

Nah, I shout the D-Way. It's an honor again to be having a statue in front of greatest play in Miami history man in history of the heat Yeah, the greatest play my No, I agree way county, but um, yeah, you need to redo my nigga. They need to touch that up and in the summer He deserves do they have a stat? Cheers the question He deserves better. Do they have statues? Wait, wait, hold up, hold up. Just a question. Did LeBron play for the E? Thank you.

He did? I didn't say he did. What that mean? Play for a short amount of time. Just checking. That's my only question. Y'all not going to trap me. My only question is did LeBron.

This is crazy. Don't do it. It was the same question I had. so I'm glad you asked me. I didn't say he was the best player. I said he's the greatest player. The old loophole. No, he only got some loophole shit. It's not a loophole.

What's the difference? The difference is, if, for example, who's the best player ever? And who you think is the best? Just for example. Michael Jordan. LeBron. LeBron.

LeBron James. Let's say LeBron James. If LeBron James goes to the Dallas Mavericks right now plays one season, even in his prime and wins the championship. Is he the greatest Maverick ever? No. Right. So the greatest, but he's still better than the whiskey Nowitzki. He ain't played one season though. He played four. And Dwayne Wade played those same four, got the same championships, and he got one with Shaq before Dwayne Wade, before same got there. That's why he's greater. I just want to jump in and tell you that in the first season, LeBron tried to be humble

and said, hey man, you're the greatest Heat ever, and I'm going to defer to you. And they lost. And then Pat Riley, let me finish, one of the greatest basketball minds ever, along with D Wade, knocked on the bronze hotel door in the off season. Hey, big bro.

Pat Riley said that. Big bro, we're going to need the offense to kind of go Hey big bro We're gonna need the offense to Kind of go through you you are the golden child you are the one and I'm awesome, but I'm not you That happened that happened that's why he's a better player than Dwayne Wade And I think Dwaynene Wade would say he's a better player. And we talk about LeBron shit. I was all mad for Alonzo Morden. Alonzo Morden should 100% have a statue out. He should.

I disagree. I'm not arguing him being better. Oh yeah, he should have a statue. I agree. If we just making statues that don't look like niggas, Alonzo Morden. Maybe it is Alonzo Morden. That might be who they was shooting for.

Alonzo Wade. Right. Then Alonzo Morden. I figured it is Alonzo Morden. That might be who they was shooting for. Alonzo Waite. Right. Then Alonzo Morden, shit. Alonzo Morden, Pee Dee Pablo, Jeff Van Gundy, and his ass around the end like this. Kicked him off to the side. That's my man too, and that was my team. And stayed with the organization.

Still it? Still with the organization. Better skin than all us still in that Miami heat. Nice suits. That Miami sun. I bumped into him at that little waffle spot over there by fucking whatever hotel that was. That nigga's skin was glowing and not anymore. I left. I got out of it. You fucking right. Alonzo morning got me out in Miami. Yes. In Miami Alonzo morning gets every one of us out of here.

Quickly. Yeah. What say you? Yeah. I'm chilling, bro. I seen the nigga had fucking paddled his sexes almost get you out of here, nigga. But what happened? But what happened?

Look, Al, you're a bitch. But what happened? Hey, hey, hey, hey. But what happened? Get your ass back. What you did? What you did to that nigga? This nigga's an idiot.

Bought the girls dinner. There you go. There you go. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. Look what I had to resort to. Yo, he was so mad. Do you know that story that he had to pay for that calamari from some girl?

We're not going to repeat it, but he was real mad about it. I can't hear this. He was real mad about it. We'll talk about it later. Congratulations to Dwayne Wade and his statue and his family. Really huge deal even if the statue don't look like you at all. What other players that they put a heat should have statues out there? You said Alonzo. That's it? No, that's not it. So no Shaq either. Yudonis Haslund should have a statue. I'll look fly. That's 20 years. Pushing it.

20 years with one organization has been the OG veteran presence, the guy that has, you know, clearly they're married to him. When he was ready to be gone from the league, they kept, yo, one million just to be here, one million just to be here. How they feel about him, maybe not by his stats. He'll definitely be an exec. He should. He should.

I don't know about the statue. Respectfully. Exactly. He don't deserve a that you know respectfully yeah I appreciate all that Tim Hardaway much better argument for Tim Hardaway well I was going to one rice it's a relax relax oh but you won't give it to Donis has 20 years Glimbrite they trade would all do respect the Donis has in the last 10 years he scored as many points as us on his couch. Oh shit. Dang it. Disrespectful.

He was a leader. With all respect. Udonis Haslem is a leader, he's an OG, he's the heart and soul of that team. The last five years he was basically like a coach. A coach. Can any of y'all play no ball? This nigga. Yo dog, we've seen you hoop.

We've seen you hack. He was doing some simulation. That's not even a hoopot. It's a hack. Have any of y'all played ball with him? Like for real? For real? Yes. I have. Is he good at basketball? No. He's one of the best boxer outers I've ever seen. Wow. He definitely is.

He's getting low with it too. I saw some clip like that of him doing some bullshit. That's all he do. That nigga is the elbow king. No. I believe you. He's like the Udonis Haslam of no. Don't even insult Udonis Haslam, yo. Ever.

Yo, y'all shaming my ball game? You look suspect. Two things. I only got two pieces of evidence. You was over there at the refrigerator doing some dribble shit that didn't look like. Looking like he had a. I thought he was having a seizure.

Scoliosis. Oh shit. I was reaching for my first aid kit and shit. That nigga has scoliosis came out. Yeah bro. It didn't. And when I saw you in that jersey, and I know you were uncomfortable.

You won't let it be a one v one. I remember that. One v one or what? Me and Mark right now. Oh gosh. You want to keep jumping in. Go ahead. You said y'all.

You said y'all. You said y'all. You said y'all. Come on now. You said y'all. Yes, yes, show me. You don't look comfortable in basket. Like, I mean, the jersey changed things a little bit because it wasn't a comfortable jersey. But when I seen you on that commercial, combined with the moves of the refrigerator,

you look like somebody who goes to basketball games. You know what I mean? Bars tickets, hangs out, but you don't look like you actually go on the court. That's all I'm saying. Aki, you said you broke your wrist shooting jump shots. Right. Missing jump shots.

Missing jump shots. On purpose. Intentionally. No, on purpose. Where your cape at? Where your cape at? I don't know how this is. It's on his hood.

I don't know how that nigga play. But I also had prior damage in the same exact wrist from injuring it across that little tiny frail boy's face a few months prior to. I thought you broke your fingers. No, my wrist was a little jammed up. I had the guy come in here and everything. When I beat up the little poor, innocent, frail,

fragile boy that's nowhere to be found. So it wasn't just shooting. It was a combination. That was last winter. One. Yeah, it was a little. That was last winter. One. Yeah, it was a little while ago. Fuckin' talk about it. Fuckin' talk about it.

Yeah, a hair fracture. That's one. Career ending. Two. I'm lettin' y'all know that your podcast banner is affecting my ego. Okay. Arbenter?

What's that? What's the word with that? What's that mean? It means that I bet any amount. I take that. I bet any amount. I finished the sentence. I bet any amount that y'all brothers want to bet that I can beat either one of y'all one on one.

You are out of here. Any day, any time, any court, any outfit, any cakes. anytime, any court, any outfit, any kicks. I don't feel like Mark and Is should be able to speak to me the way that they're speaking to me. So whenever fucking the bribe guy and fucking, what was his name, E and N? Whenever you're any court, indoor, outdoor, double rim rim chain net

Regular name the place and let me tell you what's gonna happen next weekend score gonna be 7-3 next weekend game 11 And I'm gonna start hacking and it's gonna end up being a wrestling match The niggas said 101 that's it Now I'll fuck with that nigga, but he called you I think you're right bombs. He called y'all niggas said 101, that's it. Game 11. Nah, I don't fuck with that nigga, but he call y'all niggas out. Pop Bombs. He call y'all niggas out. Do you play? He call y'all niggas out.

I'm asking Rick this 202, it's three pips, three pips. Y'all niggas was ping ponging off each other with the jokes. The nigga called y'all niggas out, what's up? You accepted his bet, cool. Whenever. Stay out of it, Lyskyn. Whenever. Nigga, what you gonna do?

You keep trying to bet me more money. What you gonna do, old man? Yo, why you ain't owe him about getting my stack who owe you a stack Joe get a nigga's money All y'all niggas was cheering for him. He's out when I owe the money Yo, this is Joe button from the Joe button podcast, can I speak to bucks down please? Oh man Buck I'm live on air. So please don't say anything to incriminate yourself really quick if you have a moment listen to this our good brother ish and Mark Lamont Hill are clowning my basketball game and how to close look on me just everything about my basketball it's like they clowning my scoliosis, my awkwardness, everything about my ball game

which made me say to them I have any amount of money that neither one of them could beat me in any one-on-one game. They both took that bet anxiously. I called you, my good friend of over 20 years Just say can you just quickly tell them what happened last time? Every nigga from the hood came through the porch where they happen to be a hoop in the yard and said one-on-one Joe button What's up? I got a ball. Can you just tell them please? Yeah, it might even be footage somewhere in the archives too. So countless of people have challenged Joe. Hey, Bar, let him land.

Let him talk. I am. And then it winds up always ending up in the yard for a one-on-one battle. Joe has, I don't think you never took an L with none of you cats who... But I'm telling them. How old was this cat? Hey, Bar, I don't think you never took an L with none of you cats. That's what I'm telling them. How old was this cat? Hey, Buck.

Were they like six years old? I was undefeated in the yard any time this conversation came up. I got two questions. One, when the last time you've been in that yard? It's been a little while. Buck, I ain't even talking to you. Oh, you're talking to Buck? It's my man.

Buck. When the last time y'all been in that yard? Oh, it's been a long time, man. I would like for you to put a date on it. Give me a guest a nation 20 years No, not that long maybe like Was Obama president no No. Damn. W.

Talk. Nigga. You talking about some shit you did 20 years ago? You letting these niggas play with you? Yo, let him talk. Clinton was the president. Let him answer you. How many years was that?

Roughly, what was that? Like maybe 10 joints maybe? I know 10. 10. This pre-pod. 10. I used to pull up to the yard for this. Why you doing that instead of

being a bitch to you? You used to? Accepting your challenge. Yo, next weekend, nigga. Enough talking. Next weekend, you skip Boston College. You're speaking. You skip whatever the fuck you're doing. We just get to it. Yo, because I'm offended that these two niggas

get to talk to me like this. I honestly. And Buck, when you say the yard, did it end up in the yard, like in a wrestling match in the grass? They say, he's saying the hard way. Did that, is that what happened? You play boys?

Well, no, you don't only, you don't only foul. Don't tell me. It gets a grass. You hear what I'm talking about? You don't only foul. You know, it gets what? Yo, you know what's funny about this, Buck? The more questions we ask.

Hey, now I'm talking about somebody that's at least familiar with me a little bit. And I'm gonna end with this buck. I don't think Ish gets to six. Oh, shit. Ooh. I don't think, game 11. I can't wait.

Game 11. I hope you're honest. Ish don't get to six points. God damn. Mm. Mm. This nigga better watch they fucking tone in here. Yeah, like definitely. You just better watch they fucking tone. Don't let this podcast shit fool y'all. I've seen you play basketball. Damn

Watch they fuck Don't let this part trash Cock-up I bet you don't make six we could double down. I bet you don't get my sex Of course. All right, of course, and then we could bet it right back for shame 11. You say you don't get six He don't get six Joe don't even play basketball Happen I play basketball Off the couch 100% more athletic than you I know you don't. I think I don't. I don't know you don't. Ask him.

Thank you for picking up the phone, but I love you. I'll keep you posted. Love you too, my brother. Alright, no doubt. You're the peace. I hope niggas really play in the head. He's never gonna play. He would never play me.

Why would not? Because ego, confidence, and self-esteem. Oh, whoa! Are something that I'm all very, very well with. You would be a whole different man. You wouldn't even walk in paddles or sexes the same. You wouldn't even walk in costumes. You wouldn't walk nowhere the same, nigga.

Your confidence would be shattered. Damn, that nigga's joke got me. That nigga plays like the uncle that was just bigger than anybody. I play ball with him. And? Can he play? He's athletic? You Donald Trumping these answers. Yeah or no?

He can play ball. He can play ball. On a one to ten of average people, not NBA people, regular people, like what is he? Six. Okay. Yeah, I'm comfortable. I had you at four, but six is fine. And what are you?

In shape. No, not shape. No, not shape. At this moment? I don't care about shape. At this moment, seven, I'm comfortable. I had you at four, but six is fine. In shape? No, not shape. No, we're not shape. Not shape, I don't care about shape. At this moment, seven, eight. In basketball. Yeah.

And what are you? Six, five. Next weekend, can I record it? Yeah, sure. That's it. That's it. We not gonna do the Joe Bun shit though. Like if you fall, you gonna tell Parks to cut it out?

Mmm. He talking crazy. Oh. He talking ass-hole. Yo dog, I'm playing basketball, Joe. I'm not just a casual, like I'm playing basketball, man. It's a family question. You don't understand, I woke up and went to sleep

playing basketball. If he put you on stage, you can't curse. Tell it to them Elizabeth niggas. You don't ever say that. You tell it to them Newark niggas that believe whatever you talking about. I gotta see it,iggas show me show me That's fine. I got it and I'm free next weekend. Y'all the same way y'all hiked it up hiked it up that turnpike

Yeah, hike it up to the park. Yeah, that's fine. I get up to the park play inside though Yeah Here now inside. I gotta play in Mr. 789 on the I gotta play in mister seven eight nine on the scale gotta play Nigel well in bed Listen, y'all, it's time for my favorite part of the show, Price Bales! This fool said Joel in bed. Get the fuck outta here. Yo! This boy gets Oak Hill.

All right, so look, he mad. Look, he mad. I'm telling Mark. That was a punching bag. Mark didn't know what you were talking about. What did you talk about? We took 10 minutes off, and there's no more. No, no, no.

Hold on, Price Bales weight, that's gang. What happened? Well first during the break, you've been talking crazy. Oh no, I recorded. He tried to back me down in the fucking kitchen. He's sliding all over doing the fucking match for Taylor in the kitchen. See, Nat tried. Audience, audience, during the break, Mark Lamont in the kitchen.

Easy money. Both the kitchen. Easy money, both the time. Easy money. He tried to put his strong ass fucking Harvard elbow on me. I let him know the fundamental basketball. So I knocked over all of the Gatorade, but now I don't think Mark gets the six points. Nigga, you jumped a centimeter off the, you can't jump over a phone book.

Mark, I jumped way higher than you. You do not. I jumped way higher. It doesn't sound like. We can, we can, we can measure. you. You do not. I jump way higher than you. Does this sound like, oh, I jump higher than you? Way, way, I probably, if I don't jump way higher, then I lose. I jump way higher than you.

No, he jumped higher than me. I don't know why I can't say how high he jumped. I can't say how high he jumped. Trust me, yo, you know what, you know the problem? Can you dunk? Huh? Can you dunk? I could, I don't know if I can, and I need more of this than I can even. Let me tell y'all the problem with male friendship Wait, who's it? How tall are you? Five eleven, nigga. You're making shit big with a donkey.

Let me tell y'all the problem with male friendship. See, fucking Benson his ass nigga. Honestly, and then I'm gonna do prize picks. But the problem with male friendships, I really wish my girl, my sister Mel was here for this part. Me too. God damn it. We lack trust in our male friendships, right?

Like I trust my mama. So sometimes I'll be saying some nut shit to my mama and my mama say, baby, do you trust me? And I'll say, yeah, mama, I do. And she'll say, then just do what I'm telling you to do. Like, I feel like at least one of y'all should be taking my word that y'all are of zero threat to me and inferior to me in every athletic category.

So why don't you take my word and have a question. Maybe not both of y'all, but one of y'all should believe it. You can't even be this educated and athletic me. It's not even possible dealing with time consumption that you could be this intelligent and wise and have so much wisdom and go to the fucking rucker and beat me. Nigga, sit down.

You've been rapping for 30 fucking years. Nigga, we can rap on the court. Like that ain't a- You think you can just don't fit on the court? You can. Nigga, we can rap on the court. Like that ain't a, you can't get your doctorate and be on the court. Nigga, that's stupid. Him, he got too many hoodies. What? What?

That's a, yeah, yeah. You swat too many stovas. It's time consumption. It's just time consumption. You got the green with the pink. You too coordinated. You too gorgeous, nigga. You're not coming to no Hoboken Park. Hoboken Park, two weeks. That's it.

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You remind me of what's that light skinned pretty boy nigga used to play for the Nuggets, tall nigga with the pretty eyes, thought he was nice. The Nuggets? What was his name, Aaron Williams or some shit? He played for the Nets too. Light skinned nigga with the hazel eyes and the muscles. What the fuck?

I think it was Aaron Williams. Y'all don't know what I'm talking about? I think I do, but. Yeah, they play power play with some. See the pound forward. Pretty eyed nigga. I ain't went looking in the nigga eyes, but. We need some woman energy in here, bro. Yeah, I play Pretty hot nigga. I ain't one looking the guys but we need some woman energy Yeah, I don't know about me. I'm not here every if I get some Some in his nose if I get some in here you get in trouble exactly. Do we really need someone?

I get some in here with with a text I'll get some in here fast. It's a real energy. Hey, they just left last night. That shit kryptonite, nigga. Relax. What the fuck you talking about? They could get me in the drop of a dime, and then you'll be gathering your briefcase. Hold on, hold on.

I gotta go. I gotta go. Time for me to get out of here. Oh my God. Can you edit that out, please? No, nigga. Sit right here. Does anybody here want to talk about Andrew Reese,

Shaq on Andrew Reese's podcast? Yes, please, that shit was crazy. It was. Crazy? Yes, it was fucking crazy. Please expound. Elaborate. So, it's really disappointing, dude, I love Shaq. Shaq had Angel Reese on his podcast?

No, he went on her podcast. Sorry, she was on, I saw the background right here. He's on his podcast? No, he went on her podcast. I saw the background right here. He's on her podcast. And he's talking about, he's being playful, talking about marketing ideas, you know, and he's like, you know, if you would wear those shorts, shorts that y'all wore, that you wore on Wild N Out, your sales would go through the roof, right?

That's the basic gist of it, right? She's trying to cut them off. And I almost wish we could play it because you gotta hear the discomfort. She tries to end the conversation, change conversation. He says it again. And she's kind of like, chill. Basically the vibe is like chill.

I'm just saying. She said chill multiple times. Yeah, she said chill multiple times. So for me, that is, it was just creepy to me and weird. And I'm not saying Shaq had bad intentions. Maybe he didn't. I don't know what's in Shaq's brain. So for me, that is, it was just creepy to me and weird. And I'm not saying Shaq had bad intentions, maybe he didn't, I don't know what's in Shaq's brain. He seems like a good dude, every time I've seen him,

he's a great dude. But he's too damn old for that shit. Angel Reese is 22? She's young, young. She's young, young. I got kids older than Angel Reese. Angel Reese is 22 years old. Shaq is in, he's older than me, he's in his 50s.

You can't be talking to an old young girl about her short shorts, especially when she's uncomfortable. And I'm not talking about if it's a different situation. But she's uncomfortable and you're too old for that shit. It felt creepy and I think a lot of old heads should look at that video and realize that that's how we look when we be trying to holla at girls

that's younger than our kids. I saw a lot of young girls tweeting and shit was like, I hate when older dudes talk to me. It makes me feel like there was a whole bunch of them was just like, yo, somebody gets it. Like, I hate that shit. Like, bro, go talk to somebody else. Like, right. You lost me at the end of at the last part of your statement though, which was when older dudes try to holla at a younger girl. He, I'm not saying he did, I'm just saying that's what, but that's what we're talking about right this second. Okay, I'm not saying he was trying to holla at her.

This is someone that you invited on your podcast. This is someone who on air referred to you as a sister. Yes. So why is it the old guy talking to me in a creepy way trying to hollow or in a way that's making me uncomfortable versus an older athlete who is probably the one of the best at branding and marketing and doing commercials. Arguably the best. Yeah 100%. Why is it not that person giving me a great business idea? You can give that idea. I'm just asking the question.

You can give that in a different way. But I think it's important to read the room too. She was uncomfortable. She was not okay with it. I don't think Shaq was trying to holla at her. I think he looks at her as a little sister and treats her as a mentor. And she looks at him as a mentor.

But if your mentor is suddenly talking about your little ass shorts, that shit is weird. See that's where my problem kick in at, right there. Because y'all know I am super Andrew Rees-Hav. I don't even speak on something if she's not in a proper light, I won't even talk about it. Good. I could have used you last week.

Yeah, yeah. But with all that being said, one of her biggest critiques about everybody else is that she's being sexualized. What do you expect to happen? Not saying it's right or anything, but you don't see a lot of the other WNBA stars claim that they're being sexualized. You also don't see them the way she presents herself. Yeah, people can't.

There is a correlation there. You can't argue about being hypersexualized by society if you wear things that are basically like, wow, look at me in a sexual way. I disagree. I think there is a correlation. However, if I am 22 years old and I'm wearing short shorts,

I shouldn't be shocked that there's memes about me. I shouldn't be shocked that there's memes about me. I shouldn't be shocked that there's 28 year old men saying, yo Angel Reeves, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's all fair game because that's what you're signing up for and there's nothing wrong with women being sexual and showing their bodies. They have a right to do that without being mistreated. We're not talking about mistreating.

I know, I'm just establishing that so later on people don't say what about me. I agree. But, a 50 plus year old man doing some creepy shit is not fair game just because I'm wearing short shorts. It ain't just the short shorts. Or whatever. This ain't no one time thing.

I'm saying, or whatever. That's my point. No, no, she be outside and she wears shit that 22 year olds wear. And she makes sure to show off my shit. Yes, but what I'm saying is if... So people are gonna comment on that. Not just that, so the 50 year old man now is supposed to be blind?

No, he's supposed to remember that he's a 52 year old man. But he did that by not sexualizing her and in turn giving her a grand business idea. And a few days later, I wish I knew the other young lady's name, the athlete girl, she signed, when her sexy pictures went out a few days later, she announced a brand deal. The girl Jada. This kind of reminds me of the... The Africa deal. Yes.

I think her name is Jada. This kind of reminds me of that. And she got a deal for the... For Africa. For the gym clothes. So what would be the difference? Hey, it's the same thing we got on, I want to say that's Bill Maher's ass. Yeah, that's what I was just about to say.

We got on Bill Maher's ass for the Hawk a girl when he sounded like a creepy old man saying you should start a podcast and Transfer your audience and do something with your notoriety Not even a month later. She took his advice and his not her numbers was and she has she has one of the top performing podcasts in the country, so Nothing wrong with giving advice. He sounded to people, including, I can't say what Angel thought, but I know how she responded.

She responded like she was uncomfortable. And the people watching. Let me hear you, Mike. Like Ice was saying, a lot of the women watching were like, oh, I know how that feels. I feel uncomfortable when that happens. We gotta take into consideration that what we're doing, regardless of our intentions,

is making people uncomfortable. That has to matter. It's like when somebody says some racist shit, it's like, I didn't mean it to be racist yet, but if we all felt like, yo, that was some racist shit, we might wanna think about that. See, where I shoot Shaq some bell in this though. The word uncomfortable has turned into like,

yeah, uncomfortable is a very, very over here. I shoot Shaq bell because he kinda, all right, look, if you constantly gonna be out here, showing off, wearing the short shit, all right, look, if you constantly gonna be out here showing off, wearing the short shit, showing off, hey, dunk in it. Make some money off of it. Now, once she responded and showed that she was visually uncomfortable with that, I would have left it alone.

True, right, true. I agree, I agree. I would have left that alone. I'm not mad at him saying that though. It's like your dog. It's like when somebody tell you, if you're going to be out here shaking your ass and show, yo, go get paid.

He probably thought that as an OG that even if you tell you on cover, I'm just telling you what I'm telling you. And you know why I'm mad at the internet? The internet react without considering people's lineups. Like Shaq roster don't say to me that he got to be on air trying to bag or make injuries uncomfortable. I think what happened-

I don't think he's trying. It don't seem like- I don't think he's trying. I think that's the point. I'm agreeing with everything I said. But he should be able to recognize that and pivot. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Hold on, hold on.

Wait, wait, stop. Sometimes the older niggas, when they telling you something, they don't give a fuck how they make you feel. It's just from the air where they come from. And that's a problem. I agree come from. And that's a problem. I agree with that. And that's a problem. That's not the intent.

It's like, yo, chill, Ma, I'm trying to tell you something. You should do this. Can you imagine this? I'm with him a little bit. Good advice is good advice, whether you're uncomfortable with it or not. That's not true. But I have to ask you for that.

Well, first off, who are you to just volunteer this advice? I'm Shaq. I'm Shaq. Don't matter. You asked me. Somebody that I... And that's a mentor. You asked me, and that is my answer. I'm Shaq. No matter. You asked me. Somebody that I. And that's a mentor. You asked me and that is my answer. I'm Shaquille O'Fucking Neal.

True and if I'm looking at you like Lil Sis, right? Cause I'm agreeing with everything I said. I think Shaq had great intentions. But if I'm looking at you like Lil Sis, no little sister wants to imagine Big Bro looking at my ass in the booty shorts. Boom. That's gonna make me feel uncomfortable.

There's no trust. I think, oh man. I hear what you saying, Ish. Then stop calling me little sis. And let me stop calling you big bro. Cause if I'm giving you sound advice and you think I'm imagining you in your fucking booty shorts dunking a ball,

then we not having the same conversation. And you know where else this gets tricky? She's Reebok, signed to Reebok. Shaq and AI are like VPs So now basically Yeah, but now you don't you you can't in today's society You can't be sitting here making folks uncomfortable and they work for you damn near you you opening up yourself to some other shit now I mean, it's a legal piece to it. You're 100% right. Everybody in society today, honestly, y'all are right, should have comfort.

But it's also a way to do it. Joe, look at it like this, right? No more. Think about it like this. If Shaq were having that same conversation with one of Kobe's daughters, right? You think he would have said it that same way? He wouldn't have a conversation like that

with Kobe's daughters. Nor would he have said it that same way? He wouldn't have a conversation like that with Kobe's daughters. And nor would he have said it the same way. Kobe's daughters are not podcasters and they're not out there posting and they're not sexualizing themselves like she's doing. I'm saying my point was under the same circumstances there are people who he would have treated differently in that way. In the same way that if one of my daughters was up here, none of y'all would have been like,

yeah, them little ass shorts. Y'all would have, what you might have said to my daughter, right, I would imagine you would say, you would say, you would say, you would say, yo, all y'all young girl, all y'all kids out there dressing all crazy and stuff, why don't you use those same outfits to make some money, right? That's different than, I saw you in them little ass shorts,

girl, it's the energy, it's not the advice that I'm criticizing. But that could also go to, that go to speak to their level of comfort. True. If I talk to you like that and we fly like that, I might say it that way. But a lot of times the problem is old men become predators in that way. No, no. I'm not.

A lot of OGs got to the little sis and they little sis and they get a little drinks and next thing you know they try and hit. You know what I'm saying? A lot of times that happens or people pretend to be old heads till it's time to hit. I'm not gonna disagree with that but I'm gonna keep this in context. We don't know Shaquille O'Neal to have a history of that.

He don't. And this is Shaquille O'Neal we're talking about. But that's my point. Also, all of that you said is speculative because we do not know that under the same exact pretenses he would not give that advice to Kobe's daughter if all things were alike. If Kobe's daughter was running around,

rest in peace to Mamba. If Kobe's daughter is running around in a certain manner, presenting herself in a certain manner, and has a podcast to discuss all things Culture and lifestyle related then yeah, hey, I might give that advice Hey, if I have your daughter on and she's doing all of those things I could believe that I'm giving great advice to my man's daughter who I love you would Looking at it like I'm trying to do some creepy shit with Mark's daughter. Even that even sounds creepy. Exactly, but that's my point. It's not the advice, it's the delivery.

And at that moment, he didn't sound like big bro. He sounded like just a regular nigga talking to a young girl. And that's the point. Let me be clear. I don't think Shaq had bad intentions. See, that's true. They never speak to him again. I don't think Shaq had bad intentions.

I think sometimes two things happen. One, you get too comfortable. And two, sometimes we don't realize how old we are. We forget literally how old we are. We forget literally how old we are. We've been hollering at 20 year olds our whole life at 25, 30, and then when we get too old to holler at 20 year olds or 25 year olds,

we still talk like we young and we not young. We too old for that shit. Niggas still think they can dump. That's what I'm saying. I don't think Shaq had a bad intention at all. I just like, just pay attention and read the room. That's all I'm saying. That's true.

I think we can all agree on the read the room aspect of that. Yeah, for sure. If she's uncomfortable, then pivot. Leave it alone. That's it. There's no point in trying to rationalize your thinking in that moment. She's uncomfortable, pivot.

That's your little sister. You don't want to be uncomfortable. You can reword too. You know what I'm saying? My bad. Yeah, didn't mean it like that. Why they say it like this? Yeah, yeah.

That's all I'm saying. I agree. Yeah. I don't have nothing, yeah. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. I don't have nothing. No, I'm just saying. No, it's funny, I think I hit the nail on the head. You talking about this basketball shit, we talking about this basketball shit. Niggas is old and we really do forget how old.

Like I'll see nowadays, this is funny. Like a lady might be 51, 52, guessing, right? You'll just see an older lady, you know she 50 something. Like, damn, she a good looking older woman. You realize like, three years, what? This means high school to get pregnant. No, you right there, and we look good. So we don't look at ourselves like we them old niggas, dog.

We right there. We old as shit. So let me ask you a question. What's the youngest age, I know we not single, right? But just in terms of age appropriateness for our age, if you was trying to holla, what's the cutoff? That's what I'm asking. To fuck or to date? That's a great question.

Either, either or. Y'all want me to jump off the list first? There might be two numbers. You go first. 26. To be intimate with, for me would probably be, if she real fine, 28. 27, Mike, I could get it done too.

I wouldn't tell nobody. I wouldn't tell nobody. To date, 36 and up for me. 36 and up for me. 36 and up for me. Really? For sure. I don't have the time to listen to what the Young Bishy Techers say.

I don't. I still talk to some of them. It's a migraine. To date for me, I think a 34 year old with a head on right, I would date them. To pop? 34 with a portfolio.

No, she don't even gotta have no bread. She just gotta have a, you know what I mean, like be a well grounded woman. To pop? Late 20s, FU5, you get it. You know what's funny? Well, I don't want to deprive y'all of y'all chance to answer. Parks playing his Apple Watch. I don't have Apple Watch. Oh, your Rolex. Oh, my God. Hey.

Yo, you haven't worn an Apple Watch since me. I'm not in the gym. I'm not in the gym. Yo, you used to be Apple Watch game. I did, but I'm not in the gym no more. He said, fuck Apple Watch. I'd like for you, Ice, ice and flipped also answer before I move on To date is a really like a little dude cast

Third 31 to date To pop 25 how do you how do you I'm 40 41? Okay, that's just what? 41 flipped is 37. Yes 26 for me 25. How old are you? I'm 41. Okay. Oh, 36, 41. Flip is 37. Yes, 26 for me to pop. Maybe 25. Maybe 24.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to be in a relationship with, probably 31? 31, yeah. My numbers would probably be around, I think, 25-ish to pop and probably 30, but 30-ish. To be in a relationship. You know the hill I'm dying on in my relationship? It's too long. I'd say it's okay. It's okay.

We all get in trouble. We have understanding. And this is a bold move, but it's an old nigga move. I'm dying on the hill of, yo dog, I don't want to hear no more about women because with or without you, I'm not running in the field to just be captain fuck everybody. That's not where my goals are.

Single. Yeah, just single. It's not about you. It's about me. That ain't what, what, what I'm trying to do. That ain't what I'm focused on. And it ain't nothing about that. Like, and this is another one that gets tricky. I could spot the girl that physically, yeah, maybe I would do some wit, but I don't have the wherewithal or the energy to pursue that or deal with

what comes with after I fuck that girl. It ain't about you yo. It ain't about you. I don't want to talk about girls no more. I don't. Talk to me about girls when there's a real reason to talk to me about girls. Now granted I've given a real reason. Don't what the problem is. That's what the problem is. Don't go on my phone. I'm just saying that's what the problem is. Be the piece that you want to see. Be the piece that you want to see.

That boy is rapping. That boy is. That's some toxic poetry. That's some toxic poetry. Be the piece you want to see. I think it's also honest. I don't believe that the men that the women say that they are looking for if they have to deal with a 24-7 Hawkeye, I

Don't believe there's a man that you're gonna not find something to anger you If you are if you have your man under constant exposure and scrutiny You'll see that your man says hi to the male lady in the morning in a way different that you would like him to think that you're looking. You'll see that, hey, fucking who are- Yo, dog, you think that come with an insecurity attach? Yes. Don't be.

A little bit. I think that, I think it could be- Yes, a little bit. Some insecurity. I think every person's Individual history has to play a part in that upbringing Parents how you're raised siblings attention you've received whether you've had whether you've not had I think a lot of variables Come into play with how somebody handles a certain a certain response for I dated a girl that got mad with the way I talked to waitresses Same I just think I think I should is immaturity. I'm just ordering burgers

Yeah, but then they'll say to you but then they'll say to you. There's a difference between insecurity insecure and territorial No, no, it's the same. Yeah, it's not sure. There's a difference. Sometimes it's insecurity, sometimes it's us. Like, I had a situation like you. Like, I had a girl, this is my 20s, where I was, I mean, she was like, why are you staring at Alicia Keys so hard? I was like, she fine. Oh, we were watching the Grammys.

She was performing. On TV? Nigga, on TV. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, no, I'm not arguing about nothing on TV. That was our last week together. Yeah, that was good. It was like, I can't do nothing about that. They ain't got shit to do with me. They have nothing to do with me. See, that'd be my thing.

Like, a lot of times, nobody has anything to do with that. And even to your point, when you're saying it's a whole bunch of stuff that they've endured or went through in their life, fam, if you're not willing to heal those things, I can't take on that. I just can't. That's easier said than done.

I can't. Facts. It's easier said than done. I can't. I can not. If you love somebody, then you volunteer to be on their healing journey with them. But, so let me ask you this. So you're responsible for how long that journey takes. Responsible, no. Responsible to stay.

Responsible, no. So now you're responsible to stay. Invested in, yes. Responsible, no. But you have an, yeah, Responsible, no. But you have a certain responsibility to invest in your, you have decided to invest in your partner. So whatever your partner is troubled with or having a hard time getting over,

that's a part of the journey now. That's right, cool. So you're right. But you also have serious S.L.A. A lot of us, but hold on, butL. A lot of us are insecure too. True. Men are insecure. True.

When niggas start going through women's phones, that's insecurity on that niggas part. Some of us can mask it more, some of us can mask it better, and some of us use little tricks and trades to cover it up, but a lot of niggas is insecure as well. You know what I mean? It wasn't even agenda- If you walk by your girl phone, or you walk by her on the phone, you may even look, you're not hoping to see anything,

you make it just be looking, but it may cross your mind like, yo, sometimes it does. Like at this point, I don't care what my girl has seen in my phone, and trust me, she has seen everything in the phone, shit that I don't even know about. You've seen enough to now know that I ain't care what my girl has seen in my phone and trust me she has seen everything in the phone shit That I don't even know about you've seen enough to now know that I ain't fucking nobody Right. She might not like your interactions. Yeah, she may not like what she's seeing in there

But she could tell the type of time I'm on by looking at how the correspondence goes here And that's what I'm saying Like part of that shit is us some of it is people's insecurities and pain or it's all true And sometimes like they know us better than we know ourselves. Or sometimes we've given them reasons. That's what I mean. Like you've done, like you said, your girl's seen shit in your phone, she's seen it all.

So yeah, she might say this nigga might still be up to it or something. So now I'm gonna keep checking. I think that's nuts. Some people do that, bro. I'm not, I'm not. Because they found something. My thing is this, and you not going nowhere.

You know what I'm saying. So if you see me do from A to Z, and you not going nowhere, then what the fuck are we gonna keep arguing over me reciting the alphabets for, if you know, no matter what you find, you not going nowhere, you basically setting us up for turmoil

and more drama and more trouble. But you know what they think is- Well, my response to that is, yeah, that may be all well and good, but you treating me like I won't go nowhere. You playing with me now. Me not going nowhere is my decision. What the things that I choose to stay

and leave for are different. But what you not gonna do is wave that little bus ticket in my face- No, nobody's saying that. And play with me in a way that I won't even do that. We don't know, that's not our decision to me. But actually I just told my girl is I said, yo, all the shit that you have caught me doing. Like I want you to know I made the decision as a man before I did it and said, nah, my girl is

not leaving me because I text such and such this, or because you saw me and such and such go bowling. Like, you kind of, the same way they know us, we know them. Right. I think we had that, we did have that important conversation. I know what the leaveable offenses are for my partner now.

And that's where I align with some of what you're saying, is if it's not on the leaveable offenses, then don't migraine me to death. But I'm not gonna try to remove her right to have a voice and be expressive. I want her to feel comfortable enough to be expressive with me. That's not what I'm saying.

When the bartender's getting my dick hard and she doing the bend over, lift my shit up in the air, like come on, all right, go ahead, you got it. what you doing to bend over, lift my shit up in the air? Like, come on, all right, go ahead, go ahead. All right, you got it. I think sometimes, like, I think sometimes what's happening, it's like when police circle a block

where they know people selling drugs, right? They're not gonna lock nobody up, right? And they know you selling drugs. But they like, just don't disrespect us. We just start to patrol the area to keep things limited. True, it's cops that we know that'll be like, yo dog, not tonight. And that's kind of what's happening.

And you say, pack it up and I'm going home. And what you're describing sounds like that to me. Like, I'm not leaving you for this shit, she said, but like, you know, like just chill. Like I'm seeing this shit in the text, I'm seeing this. It's like managing this shit, because they're hoping, I'm not saying this right, I'm saying they're hoping that they can limit our behaviors

if we can, if we know that somebody's always watching. But what if it's the other way around? Right, what if that was her response? You know, I know you ain't gonna leave me because some nigga, I'm cool with some nigga that's saying that, oh, you got a nice body, or I'm cool with some nigga that like to come around me, or I'm cool with an employee that I go out with to lunch.

Like what if it was the other way around? It's girls that do that. I know, I'm not accepting that. Yeah, but that- The shit I do, listen, hey, hypocrite here, stop, hypocrisy. The shit I do, play around, my wife can't do it. Are you serious? At all. I'm not accepting that. He said that all the time.

At all, I'm not with it. Me, Trevor Robinson Jr., I stand on this hill alone. I'm not with it. I said that all the time. At all, I'm not with it. Me, Trevor Robinson Jr., I stand on this hill alone. I'm not with it. I believe in double standards and I believe to be a self-proclaimed hypocrite. I don't like it, I feel different. Her tolerance level is better than mine and that's why I respect her.

Master manipulator. Ugh! Yo, he said you're a master manipulator in the narcissist. You can't say that, stupid. That's what it is. You say it all the time. But you can't say that stupid. That's what it is. But you can't say that part. Her tolerance is so much better than mine. That's true. Listen, she would see something.

Niggas girls be strong. Listen, she would see something. We can't take half this shit. She would see something and hold it down for mad long. But we don't pick a girl that's going to put us through what we put them through. That's why niggas can't handle, we can also like not do shit, right? Hold on, Mark, chill out. You chill the fuck out.

You chill out. You chill out. Listen. Oh God. She's not even here today. Damn word. Mark, you don't do shit? No, honest to God.

He told me, I asked him to say the same thing privately. He don't. This is what I tell you. This is what I tell you. I see through that political shit. I know the political way to do the version shit that I be doing. Exactly. I know the political way to do the version shit that I be doing. I know the political way to do the version shit that I be doing. I know the political way to do the version shit that I be properly. He don't, he don't. This is what I tell you. No, this is what I tell you. This is what I tell you.

I see through that political shit. I know the political way to do the version of shit that I be doing. Exactly. So we're gonna have a real talk. This is the real talk, real talk, real talk. He's the wizard master with the words, all right. I don't do.

You be showing your intelligence sometimes to bitches that don't need to see it. Facts. Yes you do, and you know what it do. Facts. And you know what effect it has. Facts. That's a fact. You smart niggas are getting it off. Come on, dog. And on top of that, you do and you know what it do that and you know what the effect that it has that's a fact you smart niggas

Are getting it off come on dog and on top of that you teaching your son to speak Spanish first nigga as an English nigga You got to be normal tricks as an English nigga Let me ask you this can you be held responsible for The things that you just casually and normally doing't want and how somebody is affected by it? Yeah. Huh? Unfortunately, yeah. Fuck off.

Yes. Yes. My answer's yes. That's my answer too. That's all I'm saying. So you dumbed down around pretty chicks? Me? Me?

Yeah, you nigga. No. I don't see pretty women. I don't see. This nigga is, oh! I'm joking, I'm joking! I didn't mean to make flip, man. I'm just trying to try. No, no, oh! I'm joking, I'm joking! I didn't mean to make you flip, man. I just tried to throw up.

No, no, no! No, no! I'm fine! I'm with you, yo. I'm fine with you. Yeah, but you, you, you, uh, crock of shit. Ah. Oh, she reverted to the edge.

Tell me how. I did! Tell me how. He's been waiting to get that. No, no, no. He liked that basketball shit. Yeah, yeah. He's still mad about that shit.

But I'm only talking about, in this conversation, and I'm getting that from the way he presented that question. I agree with Mark here, not on the I don't see pretty women. Yeah, I'm joking. Fuck is he talking about? But, yes, I present myself around pretty women in a way that is not so desirable and I turn off my bag.

Yes. That's what I'm saying. that is not so desirable and I turn off my bag. Yes. That's what I'm saying. You maybe don't turn your bag off. And I think that you are responsible for what comes your way when you don't turn your bag off. His shit on autopilot. He can't turn his shit off. You have to turn that off sometimes though.

You gotta turn it off. You have to turn it off sometimes. He walk in the room small. When I went to fucking girls love R&B, I didn't say a word to nobody. What that matter? It was to your question that you asked mark It doesn't matter because the way somebody walks in a room the way they present themselves Before they ever open a fucking mouth and the fact that you are nigga you talking to me right now

You leave me please continue. I'm gonna get another t-shirt and say this is me on a joke I don't think much of you. Damn You walk in a room, when you walk in a room, the fact that you go over there to the corner and you don't say somebody say to nothing to nobody, that shit is saying something. Curious minds wonder. Who the fuck are you talking to me yo? He's right about that. It could be 70 dimes over there. The fact that you walk in and you ignore the 70 dimes when all the other sharks is over there in their face, that speaks. No, but there's another step, right? Now, after you do that mysterious shit,

they walk over to talk to you. Thank you, Mark. And then you double down or you press up on it. That's your fault. You double down and do what? Or, but if he walks out. You double down and do what? Thank you, Mark.

What do you double down and do? When they walk over and talk to you, you don't engage. Mad, mad dry. That's me too. Mad short. That's me too. Mad, I don't wanna talk. Maybe this is a new joke. I ain't been Mad, mad dry. That's me too. Mad short. That's me too. Mad I don't wanna talk. Mad I'm not exchanging a phone number.

No, I'm not DM. When you send a DM, oh my God, it was so great meeting you. I'm leaving it on. Yes, let me tell you what the therapist told me when me and Shorty went to the therapist therapy. No, he's moving the goalpost. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

I hate when you do that. You always say that when you get your ass beat. I'm winning this. I don't see it. I do. Why do you think I'm moving the goalpost. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. I hate when you do that. You always say that when you get your ass beat. I'm winning this. I don't see it. I do. Why do you think I'm moving the goalpost? Fam, because nobody said nothing about when they engage in your conversation.

You said. Mark did. No, you. Mark continued your scenario. You are naming. Hold on, let me talk. You are naming things that we carry with us. So yes, you are right to the therapist's point.

He said he dumb his down. You said you dumbed down how you walk in a room, you don't go over there and you don't speak to no girls. And I, and I- We advanced it with you, skip that. We are advancing it with you, yes. We come in like that. Your point is they see that and it's still attractive.

Okay, cool. And the next steps to that are borders closed. Right, we carry a different- We saying our borders closed. Mine is closed from the rip, keep going. Mine borders closed. Right. We carried different. We saying our borders closed. Mine is closed from the rip. Keep going. Mine's too. Dog, if I engage with somebody,

that's out of politeness and kindness. That don't mean I'm trying to fuck you. I'm being polite. Me and Marcus saying that we not so kind. Right. It depends on how you engage too. Me and Marcus saying we not so kind. That could be bad. What? It's the whole, I'm engaging

because I'm polite and kind. You like to talk. I do. You get to having a conversation with her'm polite and kind you like to talk I do get to having a conversation having a conversation with her yeah you started changing your favorite author right now nigga we all know if we want to fuck something they fucked what y'all talking about I'm tired of y'all sitting up here acting like y'all niggas is the fucking boy scouts. Nigga, when I meet a girl and she engages with me and I want to fuck her, she's fucked.

Ish. Yeah, but you choose not to. Exactly. Ish. The point is, it's up to us to not want to fuck them. Ish. If the girl want to fuck you, Joe, it's nothing you can do to calm that down.

Yeah, but he is. Except that you don't have to engage. You ain't got to engage. You ain't got to. I'm saying. Flip, let me give it to him. Because we kind of are saying the same thing. The same way that you say,

and I've said to my girl plenty of times, hey, Ma, stop talking about me about this. You know if I wanted to fuck, she'd be fucked. The flip side of that coin is, when you don't wanna fuck, that's abundantly clear as well. True. Me and Mark are on that side of the coin,

no matter how attractive our walking was to shorty I'm sure with a million chicks in that girls love karaoke shit. That would have loved to fucking go home guess what? I'm sitting here like this. I'm drinking my drink. I'm walking out. I'm going home to bed Story about a girl you go in and get the I came in and told a story about a girl That was literally damn this sitting in my lap in the spot. And she was pretty. Nigga, I ain't pop. I don't wanna pop you with.

She was also annoying. So now what is your profile when the girl is not so annoying, not so unattractive, all the way in your lane, business up, network up, are you pulling out your, hey, I'm attractive bag? My answer is yes versus what I do, which is bitch, get the fuck away from me no matter how much I might wanna do something to you.

That's the side of me and Marcon. Bro, I'm not being rude to nobody, period. Oh see I am. That's one. And number two, you talking to me. Yo, one, you not rude to everybody, that's a lie. And then number two. And it's not really rude, it's more cold.

And not just that, sometimes the rudeness to the real baddie. The real baddie. You're not trying to use my algorithm. No I'm not. No, no, no. Sometimes the rudeness to the real baddie is eternal. It is. That's why you walk out the door

and if you get that DM later, you don't answer it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And that's how I move now. Yo, Ian Dunlap just came here two weeks ago and said, yo, I said to him, I don't know, I said to Joe, I don't know how you do it. He said, yo, we went out, we went to Bergola, we sat at the bar, it happened.

And you, man, that was impressive. I don't know how you do it. That takes discipline. That takes a certain type of backbone. Yo, to the- I see them ignore, I see them ignore- Yo, niggas that happen, that would be no how I move. No how you do it. That takes discipline. That takes a certain type of backbone. Yo, to the beat. I see them ignore Joe. Yo, niggas that have that with me know how I move. Know how I move.

I had to. I forgot about that shit at the ball when they was looking. I'm like, yo, Joe, and he was like, he looks straight. I seen him do that. Niggas that go out with me, like for real, you know I don't play them games. I see that, you right, you right about that. I got it.

If I'm willing to play the game, for me that mean I'm willing to have to fight with my girl about you. And I ain't. And I ain't. A lot of y'all. Hey, yo, listen, but at the same time, like I said earlier, our women have better tolerance level than us. I need y'all to hear this, because my wife would see something and hold it down and play it cool for mad weeks and bring it up out of nowhere.

That's tolerance. that's patience. Not me, I see, yo, what the fuck, nigga, the whole house. Everybody cutting out stairs, JR, Nico, Princess, let's go. Family meeting, I can't, so that's what I'm saying. And also, when I realize that her tolerance level is strong, it makes me think about myself,

like damn, I gotta do a little better, or I don't wanna present this, because I know that if she did this, I wouldn't like it. That's all I was saying. That's a percent. That's all I was saying. I agree with that.

That's a revelation. That's me. Right. But at the same. But that means not being a hypocrite, right? We can just be better. But I am a hypocrite, because I still feel like, I still feel like, listen, I'm loyal.

No, no, no, no. We ain't the same. I'm loyal to the, hold on, hold on, hold on, Corey, check this out. I'm loyal to the cause. I'm loyal to the content. I'm loyal to the content. I'ma do whatever it is to make it entertaining. You and I are not in the same field,

but at the same time, we can't help. I can't, hmm, I don't wanna say this because I got in trouble for this. Bitch. My wife? You, nigga, never her. No, no, no, no. You always, never her.

I can't, because I'm kind of responsible, but I can't be held responsible for her feelings. But I am, but I'm not. Whatever she feels is internally. I am, but I'm not. That's what I'm saying. No, you is, man. You are.

You can make choices. Everyone are making choices. Because you have to be one with yourself to understand that, you know, I know what this is and I know what he's doing. I know if like, you see this, it's coming. He's coming home every night and things are, I'm not sleeping over, I'm not doing anything.

I'm not having sex with anybody else. So you have to understand that whatever I do and if you do hear something outside or on this podcast, it's pure performative. I put myself out there. Yeah, I'm not even gonna do that. It's for performance. I don't do that.

I've been having. I don't even do that. I had a lot of these. Well, he subscribes to, so it's a little different. Yeah, I subscribed to that. But then, but then, but listen, listen. I don't even do that. I had a lot of these. Well, he subscribes to Snow White. Yeah, I subscribed to that. But then, but then, but listen, listen. I got clear instructions. Initially,

I'm not signing up for the joke. Hold on. It's a fine time. Play you the damn thing. Do not embarrass me, motherfucker. Hey, yo, freeze, listen. That's it. Initially, initially, initially.

I said that. And you know. Initially, she was fine with it, but then when you come on a big broadcast, now people, initially she's like, all right, if it wasn't for shit, it wasn't getting back to her. Yeah, she's like, yo, I hear about it, I hear you arguing about it, you ain't do this, cool,

I believe you because you was home this time. Now it's a bigger broadcast. Yo, your husband said this, and she said to me the other day, you think because I don't watch the show, I don't hear what's be going on and on Patreon? I laughed, but it came out of nowhere, nigga. All right, nigga, I said like weeks ago, but then my argument was I'm loyal to the cause.

See, I'll say this in closing, because we need to move on. And I feel all of that, our wives and girls have more tolerance for shit than we do. I feel that and understand that point. In mine, I argue the exact opposite. In mine, I argue I'm pretty tolerable with a lot of shit. I'm not gonna hold you.

I have unconventional, non-traditional views. You do, that's true. So when she says, hey, would you like it if I did such and such and such and such and such? It's not a valid argument for you. I say, she says, no, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't like that. You would do X, Y, Z.

I say, how do you know that? Have you ever come to me and said, or presented some of the things that I've presented you with? She says, no. I said, then don't tell me what I'm okay with and what I'm not okay with until you try me. And she says, well, I don't wanna do those things that you wanna do.

All right. Well, that's good. Then let's keep the conversation where it is. This thing is good. This thing is. It's not that I'm good. Are you good? I've dated strippers, I've dated bartenders,

I've dated the OnlyFans, I've dated girls that had husbands, I've dated girls that had families, I've dated women that have lied to me for years, I've dated girls that left me and cheated with a nigga that have lied to me for years. I've dated girls that left me and cheated with a nigga with more money. Cheated with a nigga with a bigger dick. Cheated over here.

I've dated with girls that was in the unconventional things. Yeah, I mean, so I mean, I'm experienced enough to where you not about to present me with something that's out of my wheelhouse. And I'd like us to both feel comfortable coming to say whatever we into now. I'm with updating our relationship rules. Just because you was who you was when we met don't mean that that's who you are today.

So let's hit update. Let's hit the update button. But y'all just gotta have that conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some niggas update on they end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's foul, that's foul. I forget to push reset on the other group. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's foul. I forget to push reset on the other.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not with that. I'm not with that. I'm not with that. Baby, if you listen, I love you. I know you listen. Music? Let's do it.

Yeah, let's do it, man. Let's get to some music, man. Happy to have Big Freeze back for the music. I'm happy to be back. Yes, sir. I'm happy to be back. And hey, something good dropped. It did.

You good over there? Algae. Oh yeah, it's that season changing. It's that season. It'll do it. It'll do it. It'll do it. What is it that black people look at?

Pollen. What's this called? Pollen. It's the pollen. I don't know what pollen is. The pollen is stupid. Pollen, you know, in the air. Well yeah, Tyler dropped this new album, Chromocopia.

On Monday, which I love. I loved it. Absolutely loved dropping it on Monday. Yeah, nice to wake up on a good Monday morning, have some new tunes. Did y'all get a chance to listen to it? I have. No.

Couple times. Yeah, I've listened quite a few times. I love this album. One time. Just once. Holding? Yeah, so I don't want to be full breakdown. I've heard it once. I like some of it. I love some of it. I don't like some of it. Overall, I think it's a really good project. Yeah, overall, this is a great project for me. It starts off, I like the production, I saw a lot of people

complaining about the production, but for me this felt like Tyler stepping out of the usual beats that he usually rap on. I appreciate that. I feel like it was kind of a throwback at the beginning, like he got his like punk odd future kind of bag with like the distorted bass and You know aggressive kind of sound and then he got into his more Igor-esque bag with the alternative R&B, Ferelly Spacey shit later, which I loved. I enjoyed the shit. Tag me in when you're ready to kill the production. I ain't killing the production. I like the production for the most part, except for the,

there's a couple that, I'll wait for you to finish it. Yeah, there's a couple that I was like, yeah. But overall, I'm just speaking overall as a project, end to end, pause. Yeah, I was pleased with the production. I liked, this felt like Tyler trying to step out. Yes, I agree with that.

Even though he's a, I mean, he's a star. So it felt like a more commercial step out. Yes, I even though he's a I mean he's a star. Uh-huh. So it felt like a more commercial step out. Really? Like yeah even though even though the Sexy Red, Glorilla, Wayne record, it doesn't feel like typical Tyler. I feel like it feels like our future Tyler a little bit. Little chaotic, a little punk. I'm just talking about going out collabing with these people on this type of a song. This is not, it felt like a commercial show. It felt like Tyler trying to be Khaled. It felt to me like Tyler complaining about everything that he won on the Him vs. Khaled

argument to me. The album or just that song? No, the album. The album. It sounded like him, Pharrell, and Jared Carr Michael had a mushroom party. That's what the production sounded like. I love the production.

For him, I understand the story. I understand the storytelling. It did sound like he was maturing. And I don't have nothing negative to say. I love who Tyler is as a person. I feel like he's becoming like the odd future version of me somehow. And just like some of his takes and his stance on hip hop.

So I love that. And I feel like he's already served me with the, what was the album, Kickapree, Drama. Drama album, Igor, some of the older. I like my Tyler hard pause. Like I like hard rapping, hip hop influenced me, Tyler. Once he started getting into his Jaden Smith production bag,

count me out. See, I appreciated it. I'm just the opposite. I heard those records and I was like, oh shit, this is something, again, I'm not- Ooh, flowers. Super, super, super, ooh, first in Tyler. I don't go to all of the projects or anything.

But I just appreciated it was something different than the same type of, like you said, the distorted beat. Like it wasn't that. He tried something different and he made great concept records. And that's what I was gonna say, for me it sounds like, and I'll listen to it once. It sounds like, it's an album I will go back to

when I'm in a, when I want a vibe. It's not an album I will go back to when I want to listen to hip hop. For sure. They got some of that on there from me though. A couple. Just come here, it's like two or three. I really loved the Hey Jane, I killed you,

Judge Judy segment. That run was my favorite run. Yeah. That conceptual journey. Debating abortion with his self as the girl was incredible to me. That beat on a killer, I don't know how you'd like this beat. It was like a four song story in there somewhere.

Darling I, all of that shit. This sound like a drum beat that you would be into. But I had heard this already. What you mean? This was one of the joints that I heard before the album came out Okay, I think this was like in that teaser or something. Yeah So that was I loved that joint. I came over here and said it I loved that But the rest of the album I feel like he that was some trick marketing that he did. The rest of the album, I'm not... Miss me with the Pharrell, with all of the happy Pharrell shit.

I'm cool. I'm cool on that production. I enjoyed that shit. I was sitting there with the ugly face with some of this shit, like, God damn, white. You ugly anyway. Somebody like it? Hey, a few people, right?

No, not that I know of. Good answer, sir. He smoked that answer. Tripped me up. But yeah, overall, I'm very pleased with the Tyler album. Me too. Very, very pleased. This might be three, four songs on here out of 14

that I'm cool on hearing, and that's a percentage I'll live with any day. For sure, for sure. I like the Childish Gambino guest vocals and the Daniel Caesar guest vocals. I like all that shit. Yeah. In unpopular opinion,

some of these niggas could list the features. Oh, I completely agree. I hate the lack of crediting. Yeah. I hate the lack of crediting. Like Travis Scott for me is probably the only one that could not list him. I don't ever want to see no credits. Never. Never. I want to know who's. What am I hearing? I want to know.

Yeah, who's on this thing? Like don't surprise me. Right. You got to have me guessing whose voice this is. Especially as I get older and I don't know everybody's voice the same way like I used to. Yeah. I need names. Yeah.

But shout to Tyler, congratulations. See he's doing numbers. He's doing great. He has a black fan base. Yeah, he does But shout to Tyler, congratulations. See, he's doing numbers. He's doing great. He has a Colerock fan base. Yeah, he does. They're going to support us. What level of superstardom does Tyler fall in hip hop terms? Where do you put him? There was a gentleman from Billboard a few weeks ago

to say that the new age big three, if you're not counting the big three, was Travis, Future, and the Yeet Dude, maybe. to go to say that the new age big three if you're not counting the big three was Travis future and the yeet dude maybe I'd have to find it to say who it was but he was being creative and figuring out who or maybe he said Uzi Travis and the yeet dude. I think you could put Tyler in the Uzi Travis that realm that realm I think he's a or a minus I guess. He's a star. He's a star. Everyone knows his face. Everyone knows his voice. He sells records. He gets

critical acclaim. He's all the things. But he's a tier below. He's not Drake or Kendrick Lamar. Right. Is he the other one? Is he future? Different bag. Future's a little bit more pop. Is he Travis? Is he the other one? He said he's not Drake. Cole? Yeah. Is he Cole? Is he Uzi? He's Uzi for sure.

Uzi, Uzi. He's Uzi for sure. Although I think Uzi does sell more typically first week vibes. I could be wrong about that. Correct me if I'm wrong. He's Cole. I've said that about that. Correct me if I'm wrong. I've said that before and I got killed for it. He's who, I wasn't even gonna come and do this, but y'all mentioned it.

He's who people say Cole is to me. I think they're very different. I'm just talking in terms, especially before, when Cole was doing all his own production and all of this, it was, oh, this with no features. Tyler has done that. Like it's been, the things that we give Cole the credit for, Tyler's done that like it's been the things that we Give Cole the credit for Tyler has done literally all of those at the same or maybe if not a notch higher level I think he's a better producer. He can't rap better than Cole

He can't remotely rap better than Cole not in the same planet, but he makes better music He makes more interesting records, too. I think Tyler would be offended at us saying that they can't read I agree Go I agree with it most people but I do think it would be offensive to him. Yeah, maybe I don't think I don't think he feels like that It's hard. He might not but it's hard to say just given the output that Cole has done just a feature run alone He showed at every avenue that I can rap and do anything and still be good at it. I give Tyler points that I can't give Cole though. What? Originality. Star Crew. Star Crew. Yeah. All of them. He's got Frank Ocean in his. That's already a W. Yeah I give him Star Crew. I also give Tyler,

I saw the shift in how rap videos were directed when he hit the scene. For sure. That was a Yonkers video. 2010, 2011, whatever that was, the nasty shit with the road shit. Yeah, Yonkers. Yeah, Yonkers.

Yeah, once that video hit, videos changed. Yeah. I can't give that one to Cole. And even the videos from this were incredible. Yeah, yeah that video hit, videos changed. I can't give that one to Cole. And even the videos from this were incredible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't give that one to Cole. Those are the two I'll say wholeheartedly. I think pure rapping, Cole has a piece of that.

Yeah, that was my whole thing. Album discography, album of album. I think he probably, Tyler has a better discography. And I give Tyler more heart than Cole. I feel like Cole agrees with a lot of the Tyler takes but Tyler says it yeah Cole won't for sure That's real all of this sounds unfair to Cole because we should be talking about the Tyler project I don't know how we got the Cole but I give those three to Tyler in the sliders over Cole I do Cole gonna have to do something to fix that heart slider. I

in the sliders over Cole. I do. Cole gonna have to do something to fix that heart slider. I know Cole fans don't want to hear that, but it's something that him and his think tank should be at least. Or they just don't care about that slider. If I just keep these other ones up over here. I know.

They ain't gotta work on my rebounding game. I spoke the jit in the heart of the beef. Did you speak to Cole? Niggas care. I hear you. Niggas care, rappers care. I'm a rapper, so I mean, Iiggas care. I hear you. Niggas care, rappers care. I'm a rapper, so I mean, I know rappers care. I hear you.

Rappers care, you can tell us they don't care. They care. They care. It's okay to say it. I know, I know that black men is a thing. I don't give a fuck! Yo, aging is identifying the things that you do give a fuck about.

I care about that. What you just said. So in Cole and aging could be like, I really don't give a fuck about. I care about that. What you just said. So, and Cole and Aging could be like, I really don't give a fuck what they think about this, just this part right here. Long as I take care of everything else, if that's my knock, I could live with that. If you were right, his last record don't sound like that.

What last record? The one where he just came out. The one where he explained on the show to you. The last record. The Instagram record. Yeah, that one. If you were correct, that record don't sound like that.

That record sound like I'm talking to somebody. I care what he think. I want him to know our relationship is cool. I'm not trying to sit here and give a fuck. I'm not gonna let the fans trick me into this because they all say, the fickle ass fans out here yelling you don't have no heart, you don't have no heart, you need to do X, Y, and Z.

Yeah, but that's where people. Fuck that. That's what I'm saying. But that's where, I wanna stay right there, that's where people sleep on the power of the fans. Because if the fans could change dude's brain that you care about, then you care, then you care about the fan participation in whatever y'all have going on.

Maybe the fan's thinking can't change you. But like me, I don't give a fuck what no fan say. The second that a fan says something that affect one of y'all I'm care now I'm it It's no different. I Don't think Tyler gives a fuck about what anybody thinks. You know, and that's one of his strengths Yeah, he's been that from day one or we just is depending on how you want to look at it

I think that he's not really trying to appeal to he's doing what he feels like Yeah, he gave out with him HBO producers said when he, stand there and let this nigga kick it to you. He farted. That's how he responded. And I ordered some shrimp and broccoli, man. And ripped ass. That was the pull of the head. And farted and bounced.

That was the smoothest way to dub some gay dick coming your way. Hey, yo, let me get a shrimp and broccoli, $2 extra shrimp. Pfft. Take a whiff of this. Yes, man. Tardis sauce. And some Tardis sauce. $2 extra shrimp. Take a look at this. Yo, you're gonna be racist. Oh my God. How can niggas not like Chinese food? Hell understand it.

Yeah. I'll be east the other day. Just appreciating all the different cultures. I ordered some Thai shit. What's the Chinese food? Some motherfucking, what the hell this shit I be going, oh man, thank God for the other coaches, it's just food. For sure. Facts. Big facts. Like a fat ass.

I was about to say, that's some real fat man shit. Yeah, but I took my Pepsi and my blood pressure pills and my cholesterol pills. I gotta take pills now like you. You still using your little birth control pill packet thing that you carry around the Monday through Friday in case your whole ass forget when you gotta take your pills?

So what's today? What's today? All right, was you here, it's got the birth control packet pills that his daily pills is in, but he left it here. So he wasn't taking his daily pills. I got two of them, I got one of them. Ain't nothing but to Daily Pills. I got two of them, I got one of them. It ain't nothing but sea moss anyway.

A little black seed oil. Weapon pills. Yeah, a little toke. Garlic pills. Did anything else happen to music that needs our attention? I want to say Sleuth Styler again, but we didn't close it.

I loved the Monday drop. I love everything about this project. I'm in a surprise drop for me, the Eastsiders, which is Trey D and Goldie Lowe. That album's tough. Or EP, I guess. EP. It's good?

Yeah. Oh, that's what's up. Check it out. It's their first project since 2001, I want to say. Wow. That's what's up, man. I like, Snoop, I see what you're doing over there with Def Ro.

I see it. And I'm not mad at it at all. We done got a Dog Pound album. We got a East Side's album. Put my people on. Him and Dre got the Missionary album coming, pause. If applicable. I don't know, I'm just gonna pause.

It's a lot of old heads putting out good music now. And for a while, when an old head put out a record, it was gonna be trash. Now I actually think it's 50-50. Because we old heads. And that might just be what it is. That's why, that might be what it is. That's why. That might be what it is.

Because the kids are going to call this shit trash. I want some old head music. Right. You know what I'm saying? I hated the era when all our favorite artists stopped. Stop making music. They just got to update. For me, it's like the balance, though, between still sounding

like the people we wanted to hear, but making new music, like new types of music. I can give you an example, like Rakim. Rakim made a seven album, what's it, like an EP or something, like new types of music. I can give you an example, like Rakim. Rakim made a seven album, was it like an EP or something, like maybe like what, six months ago? Yeah. Yeah.

And I was, That was him showcasing himself more as a producer. Yeah, yeah. But it didn't sound like 2024 production. If you showcase yourself as a producer, then the production shouldn't sound like it could have been on the 18th letter. It sounds like the sub genre of kind of underground rap in 2024.

It didn't sound fresh. I guess it just didn't sound fresh to me. And the raps to me felt still more. I had less an issue with the production and more with the raps. Okay. But then when I see like Common and Pete Rock or obviously Nas is doing something all the time. Killer Mike's still putting out music, you know, he's a little bit younger than him. You know what I mean? I'm excited about all these young guys making really, really good music.

So, always. Pete Rock, you still owe me an apology, nigga. I ain't forget. That's it. For what? Some shit he said. Got it. Okay.

Also, a friend of the show. Har Banks, announced his new project, Halloween Havoc Files, coming out on Friday. I love a good seasonal album, let's go. And I'm here to tell y'all. It's in my phone. It's in my phone. My niggas sent me a text early in the morning. I love the old niggas that wake up early in the morning now.

You get a text from me, I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm like,iggas sent me a text early in the morning. I love the Lloyd Banks. I love the old niggas that wake up early in the morning now. You get a text from Wale, it's on my 7 a.m. These rappers heads be fucked up. Banks.

Yeah, Banks sent me some shit. I'm very excited about it. I love a good series and I love some old nigga rap for me. Like from people that appreciate rap. So, it's joints on them. I can't play none yet, but it's joints on them. I got one I wanna play bad. Same.

Bad, but I respect them. Now you mentioned the old head rap niggas texting early. These niggas texting about video games at seven in the morning. Oh, they won't text me. Yo, what's up with the, the, you wanna jump on 2K? No, nigga, I have girls that like me. No, I ain't listening. I know, I'm offending the gamers.

Yeah, yeah, don't offend us. Some of us jump on the 2K. At seven in the morning? No, well, not seven in the morning. Little later on in the day. I think there should be a study to show that the gamer dudes don't get like a whole lot of... Fox.

Today? Yeah. Oh, okay. I would just like a study to show that that's on. When do you have the time? There's women gamers too now. Some fire ones. Now there are some fire ones.

Get clear what you're talking about. There is, shout out to the nerdy girls. You ever try to fuck one of them? I did. A good one too in DC. She was good. My girl listening. I'm joking.

Cause I argued that I wasn't trying to fuck that girl. Why the fuck would you say it? Cause just for argument sake here, have you ever had dialogue with one of the gamer girls that was like away from gaming? Yeah. I was in it confiding in the gamer bitch. I said, yeah man, my dad just had surgery, had cancer.

It ain't work. They had to get the shit out of him. Your little trauma bond ain't working. That trauma bond ain't working over here, big dog. You gotta get a different bag. Yo, your trauma bond ain't working. I've been talking about anime. Right.

With that strip club rap. They mind somewhere else, nigga. Well, one, trauma bond is not my bag anymore you guys. Hit the update on our relationship and please stop talking about 2010 Joe Button. One and two, don't you know this bitch had me on the fucking gamer forum telling my dad's health business bitch had the headphones on. Little nerdy geek nigga started talking telling my dad's health business. Bitch had the headphones on. Shit. A little nerdy geek nigga starts talking.

Your dad about to die. Oh shit. She was on the shit. She had the gamer headphones on. Oh my God. And I'm on the live. Oh my God. Yeah, man.

My dad, man, his health, yada, yada, yada. Holy shit. She did it on purpose. That's one of them things where when your girl find out about it, boy, did she have a blast with that one. You're a dumb ass. You're a bitch ass, man. Thirsty ass.

You don't even know who you talking to, you thirsty, thurst bucket ass nigga. Yeah. That shit do something to my soul when she call me thirsty and have a point. Like, I was thirsty. That was crazy on the game reform. I ain't spoke to my soul when she call me thirsty and have a point. Like, I was thirsty. That was crazy on the game reform. I ain't spoke to that girl since.

She was fired up. You know exactly who it is, right? Exactly. You still follow. Yeah. He do. No, that's, I know who I'm talking to. Probably.

I don't know what that Portuguese woman thinking. I know who I'm talking to. She know who I am, nigga. Yo, do your partners know who y'all are? My girl knows who I am. Honestly, honestly. I hate to partner us out. No, no, no, but yes.

My girl knows who I am. Like for real. Yes. The real you. We have talks. Yes, yes. The real you she knows. Yes, yes.

The real you. She knows. Y'all, like seriously, not lying cause we partying. No, no, no. 100%. Do y'all like that? Yes. I like it. Yeah. Necessary like that? Yes. I like it.

Yeah. Necessary. It's necessary. I love it. To be totally honest, to have good- I don't like it. To have good- Yeah, yeah.

Hey Flip, fuck these things. I don't like it. Hey Flip, fuck these things you're talking about. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. That shit makes it easier.

No, it depends. Not really. I don't like it, no. Nigga. You niggas is just content with what's, you know, and comfortable with how life is going, which is great. But you've been in a relationship for mad long. Yes.

Like you've been in a relationship since high school. Since I was young, so that means that in life I'm growing. I grow every day. So like, when somebody, if when you, with new money, with new lifestyle, you grow. So hypothetically. When somebody knows the core you, with new money, with new lifestyle, you grow. So when somebody knows the core of you, they could, I don't want nobody to just know, redo all my bullshit, I don't.

I wanna get some bullshit off. I'ma say this, right? God forbid you and your wife ever break up. We're not putting that on the universe. But if you met somebody new, you will be a whole different person than how you end into that relationship. Like you might be way more open, you might be a whole different person than how you enter into that relationship. Like you might be way more open,

you might be way more, because again, now you're an adult, so the stuff that your wife had to get used to. Right. Listen, let me just say this. It feels good to know that somebody is there with you or was there with you when you had nothing. Nothing.

So we can't, I'm not saying that, but when you, nothing. So we can't, I'm not saying that, but, when you, not but, period. When you grow, when you grow, and there's somebody that can remind you of your humble beginnings or where you came from, sometimes I don't want to hear that shit. But sometimes we need to hear that shit.

But nigga, need and want is two different things. I need to hear it, but I don't want to hear it. He tells you all the time. I don't want to need and want, you're things. I need to hear it, but I don't want to hear it. He tells you all the time. Yeah, I don't want to need and want. You're right. We need to hear it to keep us level headed and keep us humbled. I don't want to hear that shit. And she be right.

She don't be wrong. Yo nigga, hey yo, you had nothing nigga. I was there and on top of it. Don't forget this. She got the precise date. I had to go research. Oh damn, she's correct. I don't want to hear that shit.

I'm up. Nigga, my life is good. I don't want to hear that old school shit we was laying on couches on the floor nigga Who the fuck would hear that but it's true Y'all niggas be funny, hold on Joe Give me a second That's a good record, yeah you right Nah

You played the right record I felt like the match was going on We got a But that's what I'm talking about, bro. That's it. You know what it is, like, I get it. It's uncomfortable when they call you on your shit. And believe me, I had my shit too. Just not in this relationship.

Nigga, you play, cause you play your cards right. I watch it. What was some of your shit? I just, I used to. You play your cards right. You play your cards right. No, this is what I. You let her lead, you let her run every day.

Oh, hey, get ahead. I don't let her run every day. What? You see this for two, you met my wife for two minutes. Nigga, I didn't watch your moves. What was my moves? Ayo, move that fridge out, Ayo homeboy, move that fridge out of my office please.

I shoulda made my wife move the fridge. I shoulda made my wife move the fridge. I let you see, now you throwin' man shit, no. Because you remembered. Ayo homeboy, Ayo, wear that mask when y'all walkin' in here, and on top of that, don't talk too loud. All right, yeah, all right, all right. I didn't make her lift the refrigerator

and I didn't give her COVID. Yeah, that's, that's the answer. Like, yeah, what you, that, don't talk too loud. All right, yeah, all right. I didn't make a list of refrigerator and I didn't give her COVID. Yeah, that's... That's not... Like, yeah, what you not call with, like Joe? No, no, no. So, I'm 45. My 20s and 30s was filled with reckless shit. Hordum.

Yeah, like spending 10,000 in strip clubs. Like educated hordum. I'm not educated. I was probably the same place that y'all was with the same people. Oh, so you think we stupid? That's fucked up. That's the truth. That was fucked up.

That's cool, cool. I wasn't educated, I was with y'all. No, I'm just saying, like I wasn't at the book club and shit, you know what I'm saying? But as I got older, I just didn't want to do that anymore. So in this relationship, it's not that I had to become somebody new for my wife, and we've known each other for a long time,

and she watched me grow, we grew together in certain ways. So she knows me front to back, but I also am different in this situation. That's what experience, right? And I made it this, and I'm tired, I was tired of this shit, but when I stopped doing all the wild shit,

I didn't need somebody to make me have to do the wild shit. Like, if my wife got my password, I know, I could imagine. Yeah, but I ain't got no shame in that. Cause there's nothing in here, I ain't got shit to worry about. And there's something that feels good about not having shit to worry about.

Hey yo, I'm gonna keep it real. You preached that same shit to me when I met you. Right? That could make it true. And it's true, and I believe you. But nigga, I'm not on the same wavelength. We're not on the same wavelength. Right, but what I'm saying is, salute, salute, nigga, you.

Yes, yes, nigga, yeah. I'm not saying like I'm evolving or shit. Here my like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving.

I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving.

I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying like I'm evolving. I'm not saying I'm loyal to the soil. I'm loyal to the content. I'm loyal to what I'm trying to produce So that's where the line becomes blurry Because if she was with it before and then that other people are seeing it and questioning it like you're gonna this big shit He was this thing. Now. She has to revisit or just see like let me look at this a little bit more

I don't like that, but that's something, I don't want, yeah. But that's something Joe understands better than me because he's a lot more known than me. But like, when you're in a relationship where the world knows who you are, it completely changes how the relationship works. So like I was saying earlier, like I'm watching Alicia Keys on the Grammys at 25

or whatever. On rock. You know, I wasn't. I didn't. I didn't even get that far. You know that nigga listening. She killed the vibe. You know that nigga listening. We're talking about before them.

Yeah, this is decades ago, right? But the point is, he gonna text Joe. Yo, I heard that shit you said. Yeah, shout out to Swizz, love you brother. It's different when you're just watching on TV, but now you're in those places where you could see those people.

I get it, I get it. So now when your wife sees you talking about how fine somebody is on this show, knowing that you might bump into them, it's a game. No, I'm with that. That shit changes everything, but a lot of times you don't realize that till you in that mix.

The level of, just in closing for me, and the level, you know the, flip side of that. The level of, just in closing for me, and the level, you know the... It's a flip side to that. The process of changing in real time, nigga, it's just not easy, nigga. I think you can just wake up and change. I'm changing in real time. These things happen in real time,

so you have to adjust. But I don't like it. I'm not gonna be like, y'all niggas sound cool for the internet. I don't like that shit. I don't like I gotta change. I don't like that somebody know me from back in the days. I don't like that.

I love it, but I don't like it. I love it because I accept it change. I don't like that somebody know me from back in the days. I don't like that I love it, but I don't like it I love it cuz I accept it and I'm grateful for it, but I don't like it like damn I can't front I can't go outside and stunt nigga like yo nigga. Where you got that from? I can't stunt. Right cuz you not tired yet I get to 70,000 I got what you like nigga you bought two watches nigga, and you and you booked that bullshit ass car Nigga, I look stupid. She good. She no mad shit about me. I feel that. She just, she hold it there. It is with great sadness.

Yes. And extreme disappointment that I report this next story, which is Rest In Peace, DJ Clark Kent. that I report this next story, which is Rest In Peace, DJ Clark Kent. This pains me deeply. As I'm sure it does many of you guys out there, we have lost a core member,

a core member of not only New York hip hop, but hip hop as a whole. DJ, producer, A&R, sneakerhead, just confidant to so many of us, man, so many of us. But we've, our good brother Clark Kent's long lasting battle with colon cancer, it was colon cancer, right? Has come to an end and he has gone home.

Prayer starts and condolences to his family, friends, and fans all over the world. Anybody who has a heavy heart out there, just as a hip hop head, just as a hip hop head, man. I feel like with the loss of Clark, Mr. C, may he rest in peace, totally unrelated. I was in the strip club the other night having a blast and he got into his beat king set

and I forgot we lost beat king. Yeah. Like we just keep losing people, people that meant a lot to me, people that I love dearly. Clark has been going with this battle for a little while and some people knew behind the scenes. That did not lessen the effect that it had once that news was delivered. So Clark Kent, I love you. I cannot thank you enough for what you did for hip hop, for culture, for music enthusiasts and for a young aspiring rapper like me.

Like that, that's like. It's just a few of those figures out there and Clark Kent was one of them. If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting him, I can't begin to describe his importance to you. It's almost a travesty that we have spoken about so many other hip hop related stories, i.e. this puff, ditty, dirt, all of this

bullshit and we don't stop to celebrate the people who like talk about keeping it Brooklyn. Like I know that that's just a phrase and you got to know it to know it but Clark kept it Brooklyn man. That nigga kept it tall. He kept it thorough just the living embodiment of Integral Clark this loss as you already know affects me deeply Pains me to have to even share this news And I miss you and I love you. And that's what I have for DJ Clark Hinton.

Legend. Rest in peace. Okay. Cue it up cue it up It's not right. Okay, I'm reloaded. I'm paying the mask, relax. Chigga, bigga, nigga, how you think ya? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and yo, keep the style in the way the cops sweat us The number one question is can the feds get us?

I got vendettas and back skins against asstas and niggas who pump wheels and drive jettas, take that with ya. Also, not just Clark, man, my heart goes out to anybody out there that's fighting a silent health battle. Word. Word. Word. I think there's many of y'all

that we don't know, that we don't acknowledge and it has to be difficult. I know Solange recently came out with something that she's been battling silently, giving strength and support to all the people who may be battling something on their own. I totally understand the rationale behind not wanting to be dictated by your health

conditions and not wanting people's treatment of you to change or differ so shout out to anybody out there that's just having their own private silent battle with something health related I love you and my prayers go out to you as well now health related. I love you and my prayers go out to you as well. I got spandeadas and dice games against ass-bettas And niggas who pump wheels and drive yellow take that with a shot Hit ya on back split-trap, fuck fist fights and lame scuffles Pillowcase to your face, make a shell muffler Shoot your daughter in the calf muscle, fuck a tussle Nickel plated, sprinkle coke on the floor, make a drug related

Most haters can't fade it, while y'all pump really I run up and stunt silly, scared so you said you little hands Become kill-one, but on the con-trily I packs the Mac Millie Squeezed off on him, Cillian, scared so you sent your little man to come kill me But on the contrary I pax the Mac Millie, squeezed off on him Left the satchel, left the people soft on him What's your name? Who shot your mouth? I fly Sinatra, Peruvians tried to do me in I ain't paid them yet, trying to push 700s, they ain't made them yet

Rolex Embrace, this is a fluff bit, wins two Niggas riding away, call me Igloo, sticks on me They say if he's small, make his ships withdraw Where you from? Brooklyn, going out for all JZ is about to get mad right there jay-z was about to take his tempered ass somewhere else no he wasn't that's that that's where big take off on him that's right where big take off on him crazy B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- Big Adam even work at the daisies with new york place outside. Yeah, I did it fucking ride Keep your hands high shit gets steeper. Here comes the good repa right? Why leave the keys to your empty book? That's right kill homie the bitch in the stony's told me you're holding more drugs than pharmacy You ain't on me so far to me. I have to say before I blaze the place and hit six shots just in case

Yeah Before I blaze the place and hit six shots just in case Yeah Rest in peace JZ. I don't think Hov cleaned Big on that. Yeah I don't think he killed Hov on that one. I don't hear that at all. I think he left and had a long talk with Dame that day and then went on to be the greatest rapper ever ever alive but shout out to Clark Kent for his description of the difference between Big and Hov. And there's nobody more credited and qualified to do that. He says that Hov is the, by far, superior MC.

For sure. And that Big was by far the superior rapper as in, Big could take a line that just wasn't the greatest line at all and have the whole world think that it was the flyest shit in the world versus Hov just being lyrically leaps and bounds better than everybody. I'm nobody to challenge Clark on that. So shout out to him. The rest is just conversation fodder. Hold on, watch the next one though. on, watch the one on the next one though.

No, Big took off on the next one. No, no, I'm talking about the next song, Love the Doe. I'm talking about the next time they appear together. Woo, woo, woo. It was Love Wools. I don't wanna talk about that song. Love the Doe? Yeah, I don't wanna talk about that song.

That's what I'm trying to think about. It was Love Wools. It was Love Wools. Definitely came back. Let me go to Big verse on Love the Doe. I think I agree with y'all, but let me just check. Let me just check. I think I agree with y'all, but let me check.

We know the old verse. Exactly. Never mind. That's Brooklyn Finders get back. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They rap together again? Nah. Just them two. Just them two. Just them two tracks. Never mind. Yeah, that's Brooklyn Finders get back. Yeah, that's what I'm saying

Just them two just them two tracks That was Brooklyn Finders get back that's what I'm saying I hate that I don't like that biggie performing Home went crazy on love dough. Um, all right, what else is in music? Anything else music related? Meg announced that she has a- Clap it, come on, come on. All right. Can we hear the announcement first? I'm excited about it.

It's a documentary she has that's premiering on Prime Video. What? Yo, I have Prime. I'm checking this out. This is exactly why I have Prime, right here. Come on. I hate you fucking cops. I hate him.

This nigga's the worst. I'm checking this out. I know you watching this. Now come on now. What the fuck is wrong with this nigga? He's the worst. He got that Bernie Sanders shit on, that's why he acting crazy, stop man.

Bernie Sanders? That's the Bernie Sanders Balenciaga joint. No, it is, yeah. That's the Bernie logo, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Oh, I'll take it. I fuck with Bernie. Well, you know.

Her doc is October 31st. She said, to this day, people try to write their, write her story, rewrite history and spread misinformation. So she's giving me everything I want. Now she's gonna tell it herself. The horse's mouth. We heard it. We heard it.

The horse's mouth, I see what you did there. Wow. Rapper brain, boy. We heard it already. Italian. You think she's gonna tell us something different, Ice? Meg about to make $10 million off this dog. Shout out to her.

Shout out to Meg. She deserve it. Meg, there's a race on board. She deserve it. Yeah. There's a whole industry making money off that trial, off everything that happened. She should be a part of that conversation too. And she deserves to have a voice, Her.

Whether we agree or disagree, we should listen to her. Damn. Let her do it. Y'all ain't gonna lie, your cape went all the way back there. That shit is gonna win. It went out you girl. My life is just like, what the fuck? We should listen to him. Damn. Y'all ain't gonna lie, your cape went all the way back there. That shit is gonna win. It went out you girl.

My life is like, what the fuck nigga? What? Cause I said Megan should be able to tell her story. Oh you're talking about Tory nigga. He should be able to tell her story too. Okay, alright. He doing that right now. He is.

Speaking of. He got 15 minutes. Speaking of. No, speaking of. He just bought charges or against his counsel. Because come to find out his counsel had already had prior engagements with the Roc Nation people.

So it's a conflict of interest in his words. We gotta find out what's true about that. You know, what the standard is for a conflict. Because sometimes you wanna have interactions with people, it doesn't necessarily meet the legal standard. But if it is, he should be able to get whatever he deserves. I don't want anybody to get an unfair trial. Even though I think he's guilty, I want him to get a fair trial,

want him to have a fair process. Everybody deserves a fair process. No, I agree with that. You heard Chicks Tape 5? Four. That was my next question. Have you heard Chicks Tape 4? This is Tory Lane's mixtape series.

No, I don't fuck with Tory Lane. Where you flip so old R&B. Have you heard Playboy? You heard Playboy? You heard Playboy. Nah, I don't fuck with Tory Lane. You ever played with him? You ever played with him? No, I listen to very little. Alone at Prom. Oh yeah, that's another one. You know what?

That'll be my horn for tonight. That'll be my horn for tonight. This is what I tell you. The boy can rap. I like his music. I feel like I'm missing the joke here, but I say this, he can rap. I think he's skilled. I'm just not interested.

Okay. Got it. And after everything here, but I said he could rap. I think he's skilled. I'm just not interested. Okay. Got it. And after everything happened, I decided not to support that. That's all. I think that Meg deserves to have her voice heard. She doesn't need to be silenced. Me too. One.

And contrary to what they might think out there, I do think Tory needs to take a page out of the good old Soof Surf handbook, which is when you go to jail, nigga, just do the time and shut the fuck up. We ain't heard a peep out of surf mama surf I got that video coming your way. Love you We also all serve do is go And then just go sit down and do the time I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Not even. It's a long ass time. Are you crazy? What? He ain't doing, Tory won't be in jail another four years.

And he can get deported. And they may deport him. Oh, they stop making protus over there? No, but. He ain't gotta be in the United States. Yeah, I know. That don't mean nothing to me. He won't be in America?

Yo, you have to see. America got him in the jail. All he got. It's just four more years. That's what we talking about. I told you, niggas talk about time like it's minutes. All he got, it's just for more years. I told you, they can talk about time like it's minutes. Yeah. Quick little eight. I talk about time like the people that break the laws

should be concerned about how much time certain acts give you. I speak about time like somebody that moves in a manner to which I don't want to do a day That's how I know I'm with you there. I'm just saying people talking about Was about like to shoot each other then queue up boys to me. It's so hard to say goodbye My security is in the car and I'm chilling and they say, oh my God, bitch, I can't believe that. You grab. I'm going to be a Waffle House.

Hey, I'll be back at the end of this kerfuffle. That's all I'm saying. But yeah, Torrie, enough. And this new reasoning of the show that's titled Reasonable Doubt. Got the girl that has ties to... They said it's loosely based on her. I don't give a fuck what they say.

That ain't flying in front of a judge. And you just tried, he tried it last year. No, you out your mom. He made the same claim last year. And this is per the attorney that he's speaking about, his attorney that I agree, she got off that case like three days before something like that that jammed him up a little bit but you still had the chance to go and fight your

trial so yes do I believe certain shit is connected yes on the flip side do I think you have a hard time getting a judge to release you based off that yeah I do I don't I don't see it yeah I don't think he asked for a release I know he asked for a refund that's one new trial yeah he wasn't he wasn't he wants a whole new I don't think he asked for a release. I know he asked for a refund. He wants a whole new trial. Yeah, he wants a whole new trial. Yeah, I ain't mad at him. I don't, I'm not mad at him.

You out your mind. You keep asking. You talking about you're sitting still. You crazy? I mean, anything that could get me back 18 months, two days, six days, I'm going for it. I ain't mad at him for that. There's plenty of programs now that-

Joe, don't nobody wanna poke the garbage around the park. I want to for it. I ain't mad at him for that. There's plenty of programs now that- Joe, don't nobody wanna poke the garbage around the park. I want to come home. No, I'm talking about all of the good behavioral programs that exist. Go quick! You hear me? I'm talking about all of the good behavioral programs that exist in jail, to shorten your sentence.

There's plenty of shit, things that he can do today. I don't think he sees another four years in jail. If nothing happened, he don't see another four years in jail what you think he gonna do how much he only been locked up a year yeah that's about to say he gonna do like three it up one year cuz you won't get but so you gonna do that you got to show me that I think he's been locked up here what was the sentence has been morning what was the sin 10 but like four to ten oh ten oh flat you think you get on for you do a certain amount of percentage of your time.

He doing state time though, he not doing fed time. Yeah. I don't think he's sniffing anywhere close to the 10 is what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Nowhere near it. Let me see what his sentence is. Yeah, go to your little Harvard shit nigga.

He was sentenced to 10 years in prison in August of 2023. But he's been, was he on bed? Oh yeah, cause he was out. So yeah, it was there. August. Chicks take six. Chicks take six. Playboy two.

There we go. He was sentenced to 10 years without the possibility of parole. He's going to do 10. Never. Okay. Never. That's what I thought. He's going to do 10. Never. OK. Never. That's his sentence. I know he was no parole. It's without the best. I thought I know we are getting four from he didn't get a.

If you get a five to 10, you get out in five. That me. Sure. That sound like you beat me in one on one, man. So I got more confidence. You're wearing the sweaters apart. No. Tell me what your park gear is like. Headband, knee pads, elbow pads, shooting sleeve, leg brace, strength shoes.

Oh, strength shoes. I'll tell you, this is dope. I think he's wearing strength shoes back in the day. That nigga said strength shoes. I couldn't afford it. Y'all both wore strength shoes? I had jump shoes. To the park when I was 13, for sure.

Yeah, I used to do that. Y'all had strength shoes? Yeah, I had jump shoes. Oh, you niggas were spoiled. Yeah, the jump shoes. That was like the jump shoes of people that couldn't afford strength shoes. Yeah, I had jump soles. Oh, you niggas were spoiled. Yeah, the jump soles, that was like the jumps of people that couldn't afford strength shoes. Yeah, but I mean it worked. Them shoes was too on and on.

Not that, that's why I got the jump soles. My mother said, you, I'll kick you in the strength, I'll get the fuck out of here. Jump soles was 50. Here's a hypothetical, and just entertain me for a second. If I dunk on you, then I will give you my salary for a year. Which salary? Anyone you want. Dead ass? Pick one, any one. dunk on you then then I will give you my salary for a year which salary for anyone you want dead ass pick one anyone your mother yeah you part

chill don't do that all my children you will not dunk on me mark they're got a family that loves you and so do you and if you try to dunk on me you're gonna hurt me you gonna be showing the work moving in a chair. You ain't gonna do that. My nigga, that's it. Yeah, nigga. That's what I told you. You think I'm gonna let you dunk on me in front of cameras? But if I tried it. Warning, low bridge.

If I tried it, you would hurt me? Yes. You know how fucking disrespectful it is to try to dunk with a nigga? Don't fuck around with you, yes. Yeah, I will hurt you. Wow. I'm telling you right now.

The audacity. That nigga. You gonna try to yick. If you try, first of all, it ain't gonna happen, but like, come on, man. If you try to fucking dunk on me. Legs coming right up, bop. Right, first of all, you're not that athletic.

This nigga dunk on you, son, that's it, it's over. I won't come back to the show. Yes. Yes. I will fuck your butt number if he tries to dunk on me. Be very clear. No mistake about it. Oh, it is.

Holy shit. Yo, that's funny. All right. Holy shit. They get up like, yo, yo, yo, I know that foul on me. I know you can go. Check up. Check up.

Ball up top. But do you see how he's even created his name? He wants the audience to believe that he has the capacity to dunk on somebody in 2024 You're gonna dunk on me off the vert or you gonna come from the foul line Yeah, I just saw you open that bottle doing that fake dribble shit So my algorithms got the algorithm in

and showed me some white boys playing basement ball. It was a low rim. Okay. In a basement with just gym mats. Yo, when I tell you all of them was Sean Kim. in a basement with just gym mats. When I tell you all of them was Sean Cam. Fuckin' each other up. Every play.

Dumpin' on each other. They was deep around. Baaah! Erring Gordon, they pranked me. I was like, yo, this is aggressive. Right up your alley. But not a bad idea. I've been trying to get the eight foot rim shit going.

Then I seen black people doing the trampoline shit. Yeah. I hate them shits. But if you put us on eight foot court, you got a shot. But then eight foot court I dunk it on you. I don't think I can dunk on you on a 10 foot rim today. You can't dunk on a, I don't think you can grab the rim. I don't think you can dunk on a 10 foot court

without a basketball. Stop it. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Right here. Mark, stop it, yo. What do we go to the park? Now everybody's gotta grab the rim. This is crazy. That is not crazy. Two weeks, bro. That's enough, enough, nigga. Right here. Mark stop it yo. What do we got in the park? Now everybody's gotta grab a room. You're taking too crazy. This is crazy.

That is not crazy. Two weeks bro, that's enough. Enough nigga, two weeks. You taking. You can't grab the room. What is he talking about? I don't think right now, right now, cigarettes, alcohol, blood pressure pills.

This nigga, what you about to jump in the mules? Ceiling is nine. Yo, can I see you touch the ceiling? The ceiling is nine. It's too much tall. Can I see you just sit on the floor? Oh shit, oh shit. Oh, he got a.

Put your flat hand on the ceiling. Flat hand? That nigga talking crazy. Flat hand. I'm old enough to know I need to stretch before I do any athletic activities. Yo, you can touch the ceiling with your flat hand? He should, he's fucking seven feet tall.

Why you keep saying it like he's tall? Minutes Get a quick record right now. It's a ceiling right here. It ain't no fucking court. I didn't say let's have a ceiling contest. Nigga I said let's play basketball. Act like the ceiling said Kamala A Black. Put your ball. Put your ball. Right into the ceiling. Yo act like the ceiling said Kamala A Black. Yo smack this shit out of the ceiling right here. All that rap and Joe ain't touch shit. I was just going to point that out. I'm not going to do it if you're not going to do it. If you're not going to try it in your Easter sweater I ain't touch shit. I was just gonna point that out. I'm not gonna do it if you're not gonna do it. If you're not gonna try it in your Easter sweater, I ain't gonna try it. Nigga.

But the second you say I'm down, I'm gonna do this in two seconds. This is nothing to me. That should be. And I can do it too, it's nothing I can't. I don't think you can. You can't. I don't think you can.

I can't. I don't think you can. Mel ain't here. Let's see where niggas really fall in the athletic. That shit hot. It's real hot. That's what I'm saying, it ain't low. What the fuck is? You stood. That shit hot. That shit hot. That's what I'm saying.

It ain't low. You stood up and still ain't gone. Put your hand up. Let me see. I can do that off the vert. That shit hot. I can put my palm on this ceiling off of the vert. All the niggas about to go through this table, yo.

Let's do it. If it's easy, then do it. That's nine feet, right? Probably so. I don't know if it's nine. No, it's not nine. It's probably ten. It might be ten. That's higher. That's ten. That's ten., right? Probably so. I don't know if it's nine. No, it's not nine.

It's probably 10. It might be 10. That's higher. That's 10. Oh, shit. This right here is game. All right. We're putting my ego away.

Put your ego away. I'm putting my ego away. Look, hold it up. Hold it like this competition shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

See his handwork. Yeah! If he was down to do that, I'd smoke him real quick. Yo, nigga. It ain't a leaping contest, although I jump high on you. I'm telling you. Oh, then show me. I'ma show you on the court. We just gonna play and I'ma win. That's the bet.

That's the contest. Can you beat me at basketball? You backing out the basketball? Yeah, that's what he doing right now. Never, never, never, never. Never. Never, I'm ready to go go What's the official measurement? straight almost said

He might even can't clap board Wow Yeah, I put my ego away for a second candy This is my problem with y'all these new kids this generation ice on me real quick with Halloween coming up I figured out what my problem was these new kids this generation. I saw me real quick with Halloween coming up. I figured out what my problem was. First of all, before I get to that, can we slam, can we just totally trash your good platonic home girl that is being cool

with your girl and like trying to like invite her to all of this bullshit. Like what the fuck? I'm in the strip club. Here come Maddie. Hey, here come Maddie. Hey, want to go to a haunted house tomorrow? Said that amongst a whole bunch of girls. Here go all the girls. Haunted house, haunted house, haunted house. I'm in my head thinking, man, I do love a good haunted house. girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl Girls? No, never. No, never can she just go with the girls. So I said, I was going to come ask the pod,

what y'all think when y'all hear the term with the girls? Insert any activity, anything you want. Is the whole girls, the hoes going to? They part of the girls. Which girls? That's like when you go to jail and become a better criminal. That's hilarious.

I'm not gonna use this segment to kick women's back in. What I will do is say, you pussy ass, whatever this generation babies is called have ruined haunted houses forever. Bring back the haunted houses where somebody died. Yeah. No, for real.

Bring back the haunted house where it come with a trailer. And the trailer says in 1913, these six white boys came in here. Five of them killed they sell Bring back the haunted house. We had to sign a release All those the ones yes, I've been to a few of the big one in Pennsylvania back today We're ready came back and say you know I seen ghosts in there for real like I ain't nigga you trippin Long Island with Huntsville Amityityville, one of them shits. The haunted houses today, you go in there,

them niggas called their friends with some goblin masks to jump out at every turn. They're like, ah! Bang on the shit. And it's all about capitalism now. So the haunted house today gonna take you in there for 90 seconds, walk you out. All right, bye, enjoy your day.

Bring back the shit, the white boy shits where you drive two hours to South Jersey. And it's a whole compound. A plantation. It's a compound of shit. You could really die out here. No, they got the shit. They hired some niggas who,

they didn't take an application, they didn't check the resume. Some of them niggas is really there to stab some of the people here. They didn't do their shit off. Yeah, I went with one of them shits to my girl one of them years, like six, seven years ago. Them niggas was getting close like they really wanted to strangle me. I'm looking for that. Not this little fake punk nigga haunted house shit that y'all got going on.

All of the Christopher Street niggas is practicing Michael Jackson Thriller all week, all week, every year they want to do do do do do do do do do do do do no where can I go for a thrill? What's wrong with you? Where can I go to live on the edge a little bit is all I'm asking. I used to go to this shit out in PA that shit was in the middle of a cornfield that's the one you used to drive and it was literally that's the one you ain't no lights and you oh shit. We here. It's just a big-ass cornfield and Yeah, it was on your influence or haunted houses now. No idea what the influence or heart? I wouldn't want to Connecticut one year clan member met me at the gates say hey fill your name in right here Make sure you check this little box. Are you black? I was like, I don't know about this, but I'm going to do it. I'm going to check it out.

Assign this one here that say we not liable for anything that happens. Yeah. One day we're going to talk about how fast we are to sign that one. The one that says, Hey, when you die here, we are not liable for none of that shit. You talk about all us niggas that went skydiving. Understand it. I was watching y'all when y'all filled out page four on the iPad. When we went skydiving that page four or five. Hey, if the latch break and you hamburger helper on the cement,

you and your family for the next forever generations can't do nothing. Okay. Sign it right there and jump out of the plane. We got to bow yourselves, man. I'm going to be the one to complain about it afterwards. So when something happened, I'm gonna end my way and then the niggas will be the one to complain about it afterwards though when something happen Mmm, you know, they do nothing. I think you signed it That's the end of my rant bring back real nigga haunted houses and let me know where they at. I'll pull up I'm pulling up. Can't do that shit no more. What is everybody's Halloween plans here? Trick-or-treating with the kids Haunted house. So you are letting your kids eat candy from strangers? Yes.

Okay. Yep. You? Nigga, you know I don't fuck on no Halloween. What's your problem? Just trying to get to know you better, man. That's all I'm trying to ask it away, man. That's what I'm talking about.

I'm going to haunted houses. Plural. Yeah. Going to Queens? Going to one of the Queens, yeah. I'm gonna film it. Those are seasonal jobs. Yeah, I'm gonna film it. And then I'll walk out.

That's cool, I know. I know. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That nigga trying to go get a gig, nigga.

Hey, that's seasonal, buddy. I know. Come on, come on back home. Come on back home. I'm gonna take it full time soon, nigga. What you talking about, nigga? know. Come on, come on back home. Come on back home. I'm going to take it full time soon, nigga. Hey! What are you talking about, nigga?

Wow. He's going to build on it out. Hey, it's winter. You want to see me run your TV screen, nigga? Mad as shit. I don't want no beef, yo. I love you. I came here to impress you.

It's not no beef. I came here to impress you today. Yes, it is. It's not no beef. What's y'all beef about? Can I ask? No, no, please. Here we go. No, no, no, no, no. This nigga is. Just trying to get to. What's your beef about? Can I ask? No.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm trying to get to know y'all better. Joe, Joe, we don't really have a beef. We don't have no beef. He is just a fan of wrestling so he's gonna be the heel at all times. It's not a real beef. True. He's just gonna always be the sadone. What? I told this nigga, I told him, you know, improper improv start tomorrow. I told the nigga, I told him, you know, Improv Improv start tomorrow. I tried to, I told the nigga, yo, I gotta go prepare for Improv Improv. Nigga said, I don't care about that threat shit. I don't care. You know what he told me today? Yeah, he said, I don't care about that threat shit.

He don't care about that threat shit. He trying to tell everything. I don't give a fuck about that shit. Nigga, I still think you gonna do a good job tomorrow. Yeah, no, you gonna kill that shit. Nah, I'm not doing it, nigga. Fuck you, nigga. I ain't gonna do it myself, see? I'm gonna doing it, nigga. Fuck you, nigga. I ain't gonna do it with Tim, see?

I'm gonna do it with Tim, man. Do you feel any pressure from dropping so close to Mel's new album? I don't feel any pressure at all. I'm supporting Mel, too. I'm gonna promote it on my show. Me too. Shout out to Mel.

Shout out to Mel. High and Bothered, you know what I mean? High and Bothered, episode one this week. Improper Improv, episode one now. Both y'all gonna kill it. Yeah, I think so. Don't kill it too much come on I can't I can't wait until I'm gonna I'm gonna slaughter it they got

you got no choice you got no choice my man I love you I love I love you too we Anything else super important? The niggas said I went and get Macy's. See? You'd be a great Santa Claus. I was going to the, they had racist, bro. They had vlogs. But know what's funny? Every haunted house I've been to recently got the little short, fat, funny looking, quirky nigga to come out and say, all the guys over here fill out the forms. Yo. Hey, all of the ladies separated.

They're dead, they're dead fly. Nigga, that's part of a program, nigga, to bring certain people together. You be like, yo, that nigga is a little. You can't say that. They got a little quirky from Life Goes On going on. That's part of a program to gulp everyone and give them a job.

He never fucked Winnie, right? That's it, I hate that. I think he did. Quirky? Yeah. Kevin, not? That's it, I hate that. I think he did. Quirky? Yeah. Kevin, not quirky. I'm thinking about Wonder Years. You mixing the two genes.

Quirky's the one that I didn't mean to button down the diner. I'm thinking about Wonder Years. I think Kevin fucked Winnie. Did he ever fuck? He ain't fucked nobody. Winnie? No, not Quirky.

He fucked Winnie in the barn. They got older, right? They got older, right? They got older, right? He fucked Winnie in the barn. Hey Tanner, I want to hear that in the timestamps. Gang figures out if Kevin from Wonder Years ever fucked Winnie in the barn. Hey Tanner, I wanna hear that in the timestamps. Gang figures out if Kevin from Wonder Years ever fucked Winnie.

All right, what else, what else? What else? I got my haunted house rant out of the way. Let me see if I got anything else. McDonald's, y'all there. All right, internet, internet. I got another rant for you guys. One of these clippers out there

have put out the clip of me speaking when J Cole featured with Dirk and did that whole holy healthy shit and I was like I don't want to hear none of that shit with this health get J Cole away from Dirk so Dirk can get back to killing that That's what I said. The internet people have chopped that clip up with my new commentary about what Dirk has gone through and said, look at Joe. And he said, he wants J. Cole to get away from Dirk because Dirk needs to be killing again.

And now he's so mad at Dirk for doing all of the killing. Joe is a hypocrite. Yo, hey, y'all niggas proved to be the dumbest niggas on earth every time I throw the ball your way. It never failed. So internet, I'm here to tell y'all that I prefer to be, say it with me, a hypocrite rather than, come on losing street cred right now, losing street cred right now, street cred right now come play in it. Come on Yo, I rarely agree with you or anything but I watched that exchange legend I was like yo you're 100% right Good shit. Thanks

Be a hundred percent right all the time, but the end of the day, yeah, y'all had it fucked up. I also want to reiterate that I don't condone niggas living their raps. Like, where I come from, you can lie in the rap. Nowadays, you niggas say, I'm going to kill your whole squad and family, and then y'all go and do it. And then put a song.

And then rap about it again. Yeah, and rap about it. DJs, we just got this nigga whole family over there. It was Thursday about 3.30. Yeah. I think they should, I think y'all should stop doing that. And they get mad when, see that's the part that keeps pissing me off.

Get them frees. I'm watching everybody say, oh, it's the blogger's fault. It's the blogger's fault. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but go ahead. And I'm like, wait, excuse me? Yeah, y'all sitting there doing the feds work. No, dummy. Y'all rappers are doing the feds work.

That's both true though. Nah. Nah. If the bloggers can see it, the feds can see it. Bring back poetic lyrics. Yeah. You think it's a hand- Bring back raucous records.

You think it took- Put it in code, for people who can't understand. You think it took one little blogger in his house from Kansas to go put this shit together for the Fed say oh shit That's what was going on we got a nigga saying caught him at the stoplight right there by the corner store on 13th Street I'm a fan Because we talk they all know I listen to this nigga music all the time. I fuck with all of that shit Yeah, I've been saying for months

Maybe longer than months maybe a year or so for months maybe longer than months maybe a year or so is it me or does it seem like this nigga is trying to tell y'all hey I got my get back right in mad versus yeah that's wild to me it's like it's like I'm dying for y'all to know because again because again internet comments and shit you got everybody keeps every time Dirk open his mouth it was oh slide for Vaughn slide for Vaughn slide for Vaughn so his wave I gotta let y'all know, hey, I did that. I got something done already. To me, this is- Why?

This is the dumbest era in hip hop history. This is no, it ain't just hip hop anymore. It ain't just hip hop anymore. Well, you're right, you're right. It's beyond hip hop. It's beyond hip hop intersection, all that shit. It's beyond hip hop. This is this whole social media world we live in

where niggas are literally living for the bots. Yeah, yeah, but what I'm saying is we can't feed it. So, I mean, the solution to all this shit is don't kill people, right? Right, yeah, that's it. That's our baseline. That's the baseline. That's the fundamental thing.

That's been happening forever. So, no, I'm not gonna sit here and act like. That's still the solution. Yeah, but we still wanna say, don't kill people. Don't kill people, right? We do wanna say that. But if you do kill people, maybe you shouldn't go talking about the people

you just killed and what you did. And detailing what you did. I just don't like to see the exploitation at the same time. You know what I mean? I know too many cats is locked up for things they did, but also things they said. And if I'm, I just give you a classic example. I think I said, my man, AR AB, right?

Whatever AB did or didn't do that ain't for me to say. You friends with AR AB? Yeah, from Philly. Yeah, he's a good guy. Yeah, he has. You're like five blocks from him. The AR-Ab is responsible for whatever choices he makes. Mm-hmm.

But if I'm on, if AR-Ab was sitting right here, or whoever, and they were saying some wild shit, I'd be like, yo, can we edit that? Yeah. That's the difference. Other people are like, yo, let's put that out. Let's clip that up. Let's clip it. That should've go. That should've go. Other people are like, yo, let's put that out. Let's clip that up. Let's clip it.

That should've go. That should've go. And all I'm saying is let's not do that. Especially if you are outsider to this culture. Nobody should do it. But it looks even more predatory when certain people get these dickheads on. I'm not calling AR, ABBA dickhead.

That's my brother. But I'm talking about these other young cats who I don't know from these other cities. And they come on and they say, wow, shit. And these kids are doing it for clout, which is dumb. Again, they're the problem. I'm not saying they're not the problem, but I'm saying I don't think it's wrong to also say bloggers, y'all need to stop this shit too.

Because you're creating the thing that they feed off. These people are addicted to clout. All right, but hold on. The fans eating this shit up. So, if I, let's say I'm a blogger, and I'm interviewing these niggas. There's a reason why this interview with this commentary is doing what it's doing.

Because the fans are eating it up. And if I don't ask you these questions, it's another nigga that's going to do it. You know what you sound like though. You sound like Adam. And that was Adam's point. I'm not trying, I'm not saying. That was Adam's whole point though.

Like, everybody want to hear it. And if I don't ask it, other people gonna ask it. Yeah, but Adam failed even doing that. So we shouldn't, he's the outlier. He failed doing exactly what he wanted to do. You know what I'm saying? But I just don't look at that as valid. I don't look at it as like saying,

cause if that was the old, I'm mantra you over, I'll sell him this gag, somebody else gonna sell it. That's what I was going to say, I'll say he's like a crack dealer. You know what I'm saying? Somebody gonna buy it. I disagree, I think that, I think both parties have a responsibility, yo.

I think that both parties have a responsibility and which should just be smarter in these circumstances. My nigga, you, but you can't, I'd market this shit if there's no market for it. There's a market for it. So this is gonna fall, if this. Marketing murder, it. There's a market for it. So this is gonna fall, if there's... Marketing murder should not be a thing.

Right. So murder consumption shouldn't be a thing. Same reason why all these doctors shit are going around, it's going to be a thing. Yeah, but Ice, it's this thing we say. Because we want it. Yeah, but bro. We can say this shit all we want.

It's the same reason why the music do what it do, why these niggas make it, it ain't just marketing. We buy it and listen to the shit. I'm telling y'all, I do it. I am a fan of, I love to hear when you niggas talk about killing each other. Yet I don't want y'all to kill each other. And I used to love that shit too,

until they actually kill each other. That makes zero sense what I just said. Listen to what I said. No, no, I heard you. I love to hear you niggas talk about killing each other, but I don't want you to kill each other. Because we don't want blood on our hands. We don't want to feel responsible for creating a market

that makes that shit happen. I'm with you. But I'm saying there are things that we say right now have a market that we would say we shouldn't have a market. For example, there are people out there who are child podographers, right? Yes. There's a market for it.

There's a huge market for it. It's a disgusting, terrible thing, but we wouldn't say, well, if niggas would stop wanting to buy it, they would stop making it. We say, no, this is so fucked up that we don't want people to do it even though there's a market for it.

I'm saying killing each other is so fucked up. Absolutely. So I was gonna say, I don't want to just blame the audience for wanting it. I want to jump in to say, back to Park saying, can we bring back poetic bars? I would like people to start being creative in how they describe killing people versus detailing actual murder plots that are happening one and two Dirk aside because again he'll have his day and I don't know that they have a smoking gun case against him so I don't want to add to whatever's going on with him however the video I seen of dumb dudes in LA shooting at a gas station at 3 p.m. Or broad daylight

Hey Pop culture and hip-hop to the side. I'm saying as a nigga that gets gas. I Don't want those people You know, I think that would be unfair for the person with a family that's just pulling up to a gas station to refuel and go get their kids from school or some shit. No, get some chips for their kids. Some idiot at three o'clock starts shooting at the fucking gas tank.

I think that's bulls. Wow. When the DC sniper shoot was going on, say what you're saying about him, anytime he did that at a gas station, boy, was I mad. Bro. I was mad. That shouldn't happen to just people trying to get gas.

And that's the point to, I don't want to, you know what I mean, bring up last week's pod, but that's part of the point. Like, yo, dog, you have to have some level of humanity and decency, even if you killing somebody, kill the right motherfucker, my nigga. You putting the 70 other motherfuckers' lives in danger, other people's kids in danger, niggas wives in danger,

like that shit is just reckless. Well, don't kill, but if you do, if you are, yeah. Niggas is going to kill. We gotta be careful with our shit. Is somebody listening right now? True, true, true, true, no I'm not saying it like that. That's contemplating, that's got shit on their mind.

Yeah, like yo dog. We gotta be precise. Yeah, wanna be responsible. This is how it's designed though, that's it. It's designed like that. It's designed for the murder and shit, all that shit. Criminal shit, you going outside and talking to the gangsters or niggas is killing niggas.

The fucking algorithm and the views skyrocket. It's designed that way. Niggas know that. So when niggas see that and they get them attention, they're gonna keep doing it because a lot of us are attention homers. Guess who attention they got now? Niggas don't think about that in the moment.

The COs, you know? Niggas don't think about that in the moment. The CEOs, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Niggas don't think about that in the moment. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but listen, when there's some places down south where getting gas is dangerous now. Like when I go to South Carolina, I don't feel the, I don't stop at that corner, what is a checko, whatever that corner gas station is with the mad pumps

or the shit with 12 pumps. Fam. I'm not stopping here, yo. Hey, I'm looking at the rental car, say, don't bring it back without it full. I'll pay the bill. I'm not even taking that shit back. I'm driving right by it.

Oh, no, no, no. Whatever that is. No, no, no. We prepay that shit. They always got an airport. Now they always got a gas station right by the airport. The airports don't be in the slums. So go ahead, you're gonna pay an extra couple dollars.

I drove to Columbia Airport with my mom sleeping in the front seat, trying to do the right thing. Got out. Gotta be what? The flight is six, so you're talking 4.30 now, walk in. Oh shit, yo, yo, buddy. Nope.

Oh, see that's different, I'm out. Or I noticed one time, like a da-dum-da-dum, that I was filling the tank up with my ring, and it was a Cherokee, an old 97 Cherokee. No square shit? Tents on the other side, looking at me like, wait, you dead ass. Yeah, like, oh, wait, I'm pussy? It was in that moment where I realized,

oh shit, I slipped, I bugged out. He said, pull off, nigga. Yo, go ahead on for your business now. You ain't supposed to be at this Chevro. Chevron. Nah, in the Midwest, too. Yo, be careful at the gas stations. No, in the Midwest.

I told my niggas in Cleveland, shout that out. What happened? Shout that out. I don't come with no air in line. I don't lie. They didn't tell you that. Well, maybe they didn't tell me that. Maybe that was for story purposes.

But did I see the nigga in the Cherokee? They look on his face and. Got you, got you, got you. See me like this? Like, in my head it was Joe Biden. It's not gonna do that. Joe Biden, hurry up, yo. I'ma spare you. Pump it up was a little jam. Got it. Got it. But you got about four minutes

Fuck out of this chevron facts facts. You will be laid out at chevron I keep seeing these streamers and the niggas that's getting all the 30 and 40 million dollars Buying a Ferrari's and pulling them up to the Chevron and lining them up and Lining them up right there, and I want to help y'all I Want y'all to stunt and flex, but I'm what it Pull off nigga your brains will be all over pump nine They're not playing at Chevron They're not I told you dog shout no disrespect, shout to everybody in Cleveland.

The niggas told me yo when you in Cleveland, don't go to the gas stations after dusk. You don't even know what dusk is. What time is that? Is it four? When it get gray outside. It's a murky area. When it's gray outside, keep your monkey ass, go on the other side, go get some gas.

Play around the Chevron. They rob you at the Atlanta gas stations, nigga. The Atlanta gas stations? Atlanta gas stations ain't no joke. They are robbing you. Everybody got it. They are carjacking your shit. And the y'all means we at the Atlanta gas stations.

You get tricked. Yo, oh shit, she need help? Meet me up the block. Why you want me to come in here? Come, come. Nah, they fucking booked you, nigga. Dick in the dirt season, nigga. They'll knock you off. I don't have much else here that's actually a lie.

I have Amber Rose says Beyonce wants to be her. Hey, come on, man. Did she really steal her speech? No. No. Amber apologized. She apologized, said she was just trolling, but I didn't care. My brain was having too much fun with Amber Rose

thinking that Beyonce wanted to be Amber Rose for a day. I wrote it anyway. You can't walk it back, because my brain is already at Amber Rose thinking that Beyonce wants to be Amber Rose for a minute. Amber Rose, I love you now, I feel about you. Shout out to Amber Rose. I'm trying to tell you. If Beyonce woke up tomorrow.

If Philly's finest. Look, look, look. Philly's finest. No, give us expound. Have you met Amber? Like being from Philly? I've known Amber since, I've known Amber since she was in high school.

That's predatory. I was a teacher. That's predatory. That's predatory. I was I was a teacher Each amber rose You are freaky freaky teacher Spanish oh even worse Yo Yo, niggas gotta watch you. Yo, you gotta be. Yeah, you see him, right?

Niggas gotta watch you. You do that. I taught her. Taught her what? Well, you taught her, nigga. Brian Maynard said he taught him too. I need to say he taught some things too with that little skin. So I know Amber for a long time.

She's good people. You said that. Good sister. I like Amber a lot. Clean it up. No, you know what I'm saying? You know, I don't agree with her on this Trump shit. We talked about the Trump shit before. You know, I ain't gonna kick her back in about it, but I don't agree with her. You spoke to her about it? I think she a lot. Clean it up. No, you know what I'm saying? You know, I don't agree with her on this Trump shit. We talked about the Trump shit before.

You know, I ain't go kick a bag in about it, but I don't agree with her. You spoke to her about it? I think she, yeah. Yeah. Oh, on the phone. DM, either text DM. Oh, okay, okay.

You... What, is that weird? It's not weird, but we just... He's lining you up. We just think he is. Does she still call you Mr. Hill? Don't listen to this nigga. This nigga gonna help you get out of here.

She calls you Mr. Hill? No't listen to this nigga. This nigga gonna help you. She calls you Mr. Hill? No. I don't actually think she, I don't even think she remembers me from back then. But you remember her. You just choked on her some cool shit. I remember my students. I met her at VH1 when I had a VH1 show and she had a VH1 show. That's when we became cool.

So you just choked on some cool shit like, yo Amber, what up? Ayo, that Trump shit. Ha ha ha. Yo, do your thing. I know you got the bag for that salute. I'll see you next time. Nah, I was more like, you know, chill, you know, why are you doing this Trump thing? I was trying to interview her about it. We started building on Yo, do your thing. I know you got the bag for that salute. I'll see you next time. Nah, I was more like, you know, chill. You know, why you doing the Trump thing?

I was trying to interview her about it. We started building on it, that's all. Oh yeah, started building. Oh, building. Lincoln and Bill. You was in the crib. DM. But you was in the crib.

Whoa. You DM'd your stoofer? What? Ha ha ha ha! That's crazy. What was Shaq say? That was 25 years ago. What was Shaq say? Yo, you years ago. What was Shaq say?

Yo, you can't DM your student. Oh my God. We get it, boy. All right. What else? What else? What else? What else? Shout out to Amber Rose. Love you Amber Rose. Here's what I have for you guys. Should Chris Rock have put Tony Rock in any movies?

Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. I think he should. I didn't necessarily agree with the way that Tony described the situation. I didn't either. That's where I have a little bit of an issue. And they said that Eddie Murphy stood in that too and that was incorrect. Yeah.

Charlie Murphy's in mad movies. Charlie Murphy's in Harlem Nights, all types of shit. How close are Chris and Tony Rock? Supposedly they tight. They tight. According to who? But regardless of that. It matters.

It does, but. Not according to Tony Rock. Tony Rock said that when some of this stuff was going on, him and Chris wasn't speaking on some often shit. So I'm saying, so if I'm not even, if we don't rock like that, other than just having the same last name and being brothers, I'm not necessarily, we might not rock that way. Here's the thing though, to me, do you have siblings? Me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got four.

Got it. You said four like- My sister died. My sister died. Oh, I'm sorry. Assholes. I'm sorry about that. I mean, I give her the cure, she died. I take a picture. Yo, nigga, let's get Mel back here. You wild. No, no, rest in peace. But yeah, I have put my family on this shit. Didn't always work out.

You know what I mean? But you always give them that chance. To me, in the case of Chris Rock, he's in the industry where there's a lot of untalented, like there's a whole lot of extras. I mean, Charlie Murphy, a lot of his roles was not walk on roles. In Harlem Night, he's just standing there. Until we knew who Charlie Murphy was,

it's only when you go back and watch the movie, you realize, oh, that was Charlie Murphy. Tony could have got some of them. He could have got the part, you know, in Blank Man with John Sally standing there, you know, those kinds of things where you got like one line in a movie, like that could have went to Tony. But Tony Rock is talented.

Rest in peace to Charlie Murphy. I think that's on theater, Charlie that could have went to Tony Rock. Tony Rock is talented. Rest in peace to Charlie Murphy. I think that's unfair to Charlie Murphy. Let me tell you something. I think to say that about Tony Rock is unfair to Charlie Murphy. You bring up Harlem Night's, Charlie Murphy may have just been standing there,

granted, but at some point in his career, Charlie Murphy was known as Charlie Murphy. True. For sure. Yes, he was Eddie's brother, but he had developed a niche where people are establishing me for hitting a home run at the plate myself. He was going on tour.

I'm asking you, what is Tony Rock's moment comparable to that? He doesn't have one. However, how do we know? That's a terrible example. That's a bad example, too. Why? Because y'all bring it up.

Because all the shit Charlie Murphy did was before he hit the home run. Harlem Nights was 20 years before he hit the home run. Exactly. So those things could have led up to him getting the plate, the pitch over the plate. Not just that. Not just that. I'm not going to shit on Tony Rock. I'm not going to shit on Tony Rock.

Like Tony Rock ain't been on tour for the last 10 years doing comedy on his own. He's talented. That nigger's funny. But my thing is, too, Tony Rock is already an established comedian. Chris Rock is an established comedian. They're not on the same level, nowhere near, but to give my brother a role, because Tony Rock attributed it to money, and said, yo, my brother can compartmentalize

between the money and the family. And so he'll be like, yo, dog, Martin was a bigger role. Of course, I don't want the Martin Lawrence role, but you could give me the role over here. You get what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. But in the event that I don't, what role have you procured on your own?

None. Bro. And that's why I need you. And that's why I'm bringing up the Charlie Murphy point. We have to. But Charlie Murphy didn't do it on his own. Bro, we can't say we want to help each other. We want to help blacks.

We want to help do this. We want to help do that. And then say, yo, you ain't never do it on your own. So I'm not going to help you. That's a part of helping somebody. But a lot of times you don't know the relationship. Do you have siblings? No, but that's a part of helping somebody.

All right, let me, as a person who has a sibling, well, siblings, who's tried to help siblings in the past, I'll give you all a quick story. I guess it's like, oh, four or five or something. My brother was on 106 and Park when he was doing a Freestyle Friday show. And I think seven weeks with Champion, he did six weeks. While he's getting some notoriety up,

I made a call to a couple people. Yo, y'all wanna talk to little bro? I'm trying to get him put on somewhere. He ran late for the meeting, had too many people with him with a bunch of shit. So I was like, you know, you just not ready yet. Mind you, I put my name on the line to get you this meeting. So now they're looking at me like, oh, you're man that what's up? I said, I won't do that again. Just something that I took

from it. You just wasn't ready to prioritize what you wanted. So we don't know. I'm just giving you that example, we don't know that in the Chris Rock situation that he might have way back, I'm just giving you an example, he might have had tried. Tony gave an example on the podcast. That's why Chris might have a reason. And this is where my issue came up,

is Chris said, they were doing, I think, Comedy Cell or something like that, and Tony pulled up. pulled up Chris said y'all put you in the movie He said alright great. Well while they weren't why he said while they weren't on the grace of terms Yeah, but then Tony was on tour or whatever. He's like I'll come back whatever and then he started getting calls like yo We're on set. Where are you and he's like, well Chris never called me That's not Chris's job to Individually call each extra in the movie. Like, someone should have been handling this.

Expecting your brother, who is a superstar, is doing you a lookout, expecting him. It depends. That depends. Nah. I don't want to feel like my brother is any less my brother because I don't put him in a movie. I don't want to feel like that.

That's true. But also, you don't know their relationship, though. A lot of times, niggas. I'm not trying to assume it. No, when niggas is younger, they don't put him in a movie. I don't want to feel like that. That's true. But also you don't know their relationship though. A lot of times niggas. I'm not trying to assume it. No, when niggas is younger, they don't fuck with each other. Just because you get up, I can do you that favor, but I'm not gonna be obligated to do it

or be as enthused to do it because our relationship wasn't solid. We missed a sibling rivalry that happens as children. When niggas grow up up harboring that issue. I think you got a duty. If he's qualified. There's no duty. There ain't no duty.

I got a duty when mama die. Yeah. I disagree. If he's qualified. Cause your mom would say, make sure you take care of your brother when I got. And what if your brother was a piece of shit to you your whole life? What if he mistreated you as a kid?

What if he did that? What if he disrespected mama love and you had to watch mama cry and shit like that? Now you up, you still gotta put him on? No, no, no. All of that is, I'm agreeing with you, obviously. If he's a murderer, you shouldn't do it. No, no, no. I'm just saying, there's a lot of fucked up things a person could do to disqualify him for it. But I'm saying, if we starting from just zero and my brother does the same

thing I'm doing and he's relatively qualified, I'm putting him on. What if his brother act like he was always better than him? Like, certain things why I don't want this shit around me. Y'all got you, I'ma put you. Bro, why we just keep going to the most negative thing? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we throw bad shit on Tony that we don't. Yeah, like why we always gotta do that?

We always gotta make up this hypothetical situation where the nigga is just a scum of the earth piece of shit nigga. That'll make you a scum of the earth piece of shit nigga That'll make you a scum. I think Tony Rock is a real good dude When Will Smith smacked my brother my my same brother that didn't put me on the movies and my same That nigga wanted to fuck Will Smith up and was telling them yo dog When I see you it's made a point to say it don't matter when I see you it's up right that I respected that Are you still gonna be in a movie?

Come on, what do you say gonna fuck him up like no, I'm saying he's still tall for me You have to talk about the same nigga. You just gave a scenario why I can't be in your movie I know I'm with you. I'm saying a quasi star. I can't be in your movie, but if somebody smack you I'm coming back for you It always don't like that. We put these hypotheticals on Tony. We don't know that Yeah, all I know I'm coming back for you. It almost sounds like we put these hypotheticals on Tony. We don't know that about Tony. True, true, true, true. All I know. I'm talking about factual shit. Tony did stand up.

I'm going off what he did say in the podcast, and to me that was the point where it's like, I can see why that didn't work out. Like yo, I'm gonna push. If you're sitting around waiting for your superstar brother to call you personally to tell you when to show up on set. I'm gonna put you on a movie. That's not realistic.

But what's Tony supposed to know? How's he supposed to know? How's he supposed to know? Call the producer or director or whatever. But that's supposed to call, that's is? Call the producer or director or whatever. It's not like the ball got dropped. It's probably from my brother. I think communication got dropped.

It's not like the ball got dropped, because as an actor, I'm not calling the producer to say, hey, there's a movie window. I come in, they're supposed to call him. As your agent, someone else should be handling it. That's what I'm saying. Somebody dropped the ball there, and it might be that they thought Chris was going to contact me.

I don't want to speculate. I'm just saying there's a lot of things that could have happened. But at the core, if you're my brother, and we're relatively talented, you should get a shot. That's all I'm saying. That's it. That's it.

I don't give a fuck what nobody say. How could you argue that and be against the LeBron? Relatively talented. I'm not sure when we get to Hoboken Park, that Bronnie James, he can beat you. I'll take that. But Bronnie James, he can beat you. I'll take that. But Lebronnie James is not an NBA player.

That's the difference. Bro, I said Lebronnie James based on what my father has done in this league, the money that my father has generated in this league and other areas. You absolutely fucking right. He deserves to be in the NBA. What discography tells you that Tony Rock is ready for the big leagues in terms of movies? He's been on tour for 10, 15 years. That don't necessarily translate to movies.

But hold on, it's not big leagues. My point is, I'm not saying he should've took Bernie Max spot in head of state. I'm saying he could've played the nigga selling hot dogs on the corner. He could've had an extra role. You mean like a second round, 55th pick? Yeah, I don't have a problem with that.

No. My criticism of Brownie, no, no, no, here's the difference, my criticism of Brownie was not. I don't hear the difference. I don't think it's good for Bronnie. That was my point. I don't think Bronnie's going to do well. If you told me that Tony Rock's gonna do a part that's gonna fuck up his career,

I would say, yeah, Chris, don't put him on. Tony Rock has been in movies. Tony Rock has been in movies. Yeah, and TV shows. He can act. Super freak Zeke! What is that? I don't know that one.

You're a freak. Is that like some, why you know Super Freak Zeke. What is that? I don't know that was you a freak. Is that like some why you know that was Kevin Hart, Tony Rock, Megan Good, they had an all-star cast in the fucking the Steve. There were all-stars doing a lot of work in that sentence but yeah I don't know what you're talking about. That's a very generous use of words. You are correct. But Super Freezy, what happened? Went in, what's the shit with Steve Harvey book? Think Like a Man. Tony Rock has been in movies. Tony Rock again is not some bum ass nigga that you just picking up off the street.

That nigga's an accomplished comedian. I'll stop here because I don't want to make my argument sound like that's what I'm trying to say about Tony Rock because I am not. I'm not trying to say that about Tony Rock. I fuck with the Rocks, period. Tony, Chris, both of them. I also fuck with brothers not all the way

fucking with they brother the way they brother. Exactly. Joe, if your brother could rap, not as good as you, but. I got a younger brother rap now. Is he professional? How good is he? You're asking the wrong number, bro. Okay.

You're asking the wrong number. Yeah, okay. You're asking the wrong number. Good luck with your shit. Yeah. My whole thing is this, right. Yeah. That's gonna be wrong. Good luck with your shit. Yeah. Like, my whole thing is this, right? My whole thing is, in our culture, we remember when we wasn't up.

That's so fucked up. Go ahead. In our culture, we remember when we weren't up. It was a time when everybody's not up. Nobody walked into a fucking million dollars yesterday. So, Chris Rock tells about when Eddie Murphy came in and put him on. Chris Rock was the mailman in fucking Boomerang. Mm-hmm. So my thing is you gotta start somewhere with smaller roles

Why not put my brother in a smaller role again? I'm not saying make him my co-star because he he compared himself to Martin Lawrence No, you can't be in the role that Martin Lawrence is playing. No, it's fucking Martin Lawrence But I can also have a role as a funny nigga, write me in some little shit, a funny nigga, the hot dog nigga, whatever the case may be, to get my sad credits up and all of that. That's true, or you can have the role as the nigga that's mad that didn't make the flick.

Look, now, itch. I already know. And let me ask you a question. I'm gonna play brother number two. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Now, if I do do that, use my phone call or get you in a role as an extra and you don't show, that's it.

And now they looking at me, yo, where's your man? We had, you're man supposed to be here, da da da da da. You might say, all right, you know what, fool me once. I'm not doing that. And if that happened, I ain't got no issue with it. But you gotta get a shot, you gotta give him a shot. That's the duty. Well, he said he gave him a shot.

So, I'd love to hear something from you. So, was he saying this as he, that he was disgruntled by telling the story when he was telling the story? No, he didn't sound disgruntled. He didn't sound disgruntled, but in my opinion, I mean, he a professional, so you might not gonna get up there and shit on your superstar brother and kick his back in, but he said like yo I would have I would have

liked to have gotten some roles. Well that's honest and vulnerable of him so I appreciate it. He didn't have to share none of that shit. So it didn't sound like he was shitting on his brother? No he sounded like he was being a professional. Ari Spears was given the interview. Ari Spears started asking him questions. If it sounded like the other way. Arie, whatever. Arie, whatever. He's white as hell. I wouldn't fuck with my brother if he did that in the interview.

Yeah, like yo dog, I mean. Arie Spears is another nigga with an ugly nose. How you put Arie Spears' nose in your mental Rolodex? Because I have eyes and I saw that interview and said, look at this nigga with the ugly nose. And you thought of that, look at that nigga with the ugly nose. And you kept it? Yes, nigga. Yeah. Wow. Yeah you thought of that, look at that nigga now. And you kept it. The nigga's not, yes nigga.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah, what's up? You got it? I had it. You had Harry? All right, all right. My final question.

Mel, come back! Mel, Mel, I ain't gonna hold you. A lot of chemistry. No, it's not. Mel. Mel, it's not. Mel, nigga's got it on a little better than I anticipated. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. No, it's not. No, niggas got along a little better than I anticipated.

We miss you, man. We miss you. First, that's facts that we miss you, but also facts. Yo, this crew right here. I'm on the channel. It went really well. No, stop the joke. This nigga is terrible.

I did a horrible job, man. Oh, no, this is like, this is that crew. Welcome, come on. What the fuck is wrong with you, you idiot? Lastly, my final words, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna I did a horrible job. I don't know this is like this is that crew. But welcome come on. What the fuck is wrong with you idiot?

Lastly, my final question to my distinguished cast. Yeah. Do we make anything of just hilarious not being back on the breakfast club yet? You know, timestamp man, we serving them to you. I did them look crazy. Back to y'all. No. Yes. Wasn't she pregnant?

Yeah. She had a baby. She had a baby. How long ago? Like the baby is three. Not three years old. Yo man! What the fuck is wrong with you? Baby of pre-k now.

She still like come back for it. You're just saying that because there's a poll going out there that they say they prefer the young ladies on there now. No, I've thought this for a while because I'm a fan of Jess Hilarious. Me too. She was such a great addition to that show. And then she left with the baby.

Baby seven. That baby's in the park. Yo, you good. addition to that amazing show and then she left with the baby baby seven that baby's in the park. Yo you good. And then they brought the new young lady in there who's doing great so now what's the thing. But I've been wanting to ask like where is Jess hilarious? I don't think that's out of bounds to ask. I mean I think she should get all the maternity leave she wants. I saw her do some interviews lately and I think she's starting to hit the road again

for comedy. That's what made me ask. Yeah, she is. You can't tell me how he got some hella yummy in the 20s and 30s. What do you mean? I'm just... That nigga deserve for Halloween, what you been for? That nigga is a panda bear.

That nigga don't play, boy. I just said she deserves to have him at the homecoming. Like, BMF. Like, BMF with the food trucks outside. That is a monster. When he pull up to the homecoming. When you went down the ground. With that knowledge.

More house? Yeah. Oh, man. That was high tantrum. And we're going to get some more to the house. Oh Oh man. Oh see, yeah, hey, hey, double entendre. Be on that? And we gonna get some more to the house. Oh man. What I was gonna say is, again, I'm a Jess Hilarious fan. I like Lauren and Charles.

I'm a fan of both of them, and I think they both dope. In sports, try and keep up. In sports. Oh shit. Oh damn. You don't lose your job to the backup.

You don't lose your job to the back, not for injury, but you also don't lose your job to injury. Wait, you don't? Wait, wait, what? Wait, wait, wait. That's the rule is- You don't lose your job to the backup in sports.

You do, I mean to injury, I'm sorry. Like if I'm out and somebody is filling in, they don't come back, oh now you don't start no more. They give you a shot to get your job to keep your job. Tell Drew Blitz on that. I'm about to say we just- Tell Drew Blitz on that. I'm not saying this never happens,

but when it does happen, that's the story. It's like, yo, he lost his job during injury. Shit, tell Dak Dak. With Tony Romo. What are y'all talking about? Yeah, it happens. I'm not saying it kind of often. I'm not saying it doesn't happen.

Tell Julius Randall that. Well, no, they traded Julius Randall. No, he was injured. Right. For multiple seasons in a row when the team need him. And then they said, all right, you keep being injured. We can't do this no more. Yeah, that's different than a backup taking your spot

because you were injured and turned out the backup in your starting spot was actually better. Julien Trandall out 40 games. He rehabs, he comes back and he's now in healthy. It's his spot to reclaim. Now you can compete for it the next season. Tell that to OG and Anubis. They traded him.

No, the Knicks traded for him and kept him same position as Julius, paid him the max, and then shipped Julius who's been there for five, six years. That's what I'm saying. He never got healthy and came back. They both played in January. They both was playing in January. Then he got hurt and they decided to keep OG. I'm just telling you, there are some instances where it happens. I'm not saying there aren't exceptions. What I'm saying is, in general, historically, we've said, if you have a job and I'm out.

I don't think Russell Wilson's gonna go back to that bench. I'll tell you that much. But he's also a marginal starter now. It's not like he's a guy who people think of as a go-to guy. And he might've just beat him out. He didn't lose his job to the injury. To the injury, you know what I'm saying?

And I'm not comparing pregnancy to an injury. I'm just saying when you're out of work for an excused reason, you know what I mean? You don't just come back and be like, oh, you lost your job, you should have been pregnant, right? You could question the fit or find a way to make it both work, but I would hate to see anything happen to Jess based on the fact that she left to have a baby.

And their chemistry is great, too. Jess just hit the road. She's opening for Martin on his tour. Yeah, she's dope. They both dope. This could be a... Maybe there's a world where she tour. Yeah, she's dope. They both dope. This could be a... Maybe there's a word where she quit.

Yeah, this could be a whole place. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. And I'm sure that contract was nice and... Yeah, I hope so. Tidy, hopefully. I hope so.

Shout out to Jess Hilarious. Shout out to Jess. And the new young lady, Lauren. Lauren, shout out to Lauren too. They both dope. They got different strengths, but they both dope. Okay. And the new young lady, Lauren. Lauren, shout out to Lauren too. Shout out to Lauren as well. They both dope. They got different strengths, but they both dope. I'm going to end this broadcast,

but not before I play this Fatshark clip so we could just hear what was going on. Y'all can queue up sleepers, y'all. Just get your sleepers. Y'all awake keep up sleep, Joe. Just get your sleeper. We were doomed. We were doomed. Tried to told you. I love that, Joe Joe but... This is what Fat Joe did before the Yankee game while we were down 0-2.

This is the Bronx's response to the Dodgers bringing out ice cube the game before I got a hundred runs a hundred clips What And I was just about to find out we're not a mace is back I think I'm much rather fine. But and everybody took crazy out of a case bitch We're gonna hit it out the park every time we hit you know, Stan Lee's truth, homie Got the whole east shook saying nacho go and let him loose on me. Too. Sorry. I'm bringing the team back Even the dodgers was forced to leave. Just fucking kidding me. Shoutin' the Dodgers out. Wow. Is that the moment where your soul left your body and you knew Yankees was toast?

I mean, once I saw how many runners we were leaving on, on base, I was like, okay. It was a lot. When they ran to zero hits. It was a lot. I had a lot of them on my prospect ticket. It was a lot. When they run to zero hits. I had a lot of them on my prospect ticket. It was a lot. Shout out to the Yankees. I don't know if I'm rooting for them to win tonight or lose so my dad can see a celebration.

I told you last week, gentlemen's sweep, right? That means you're going to lose tonight, you're going to win tonight, and then lose on the fifth. I want your dad to have a great night. Shout out to your father, and then you'll lose in game five. Can't go out of the sweep though. Yeah, gentlemen sweep. You get your one. Just respect him.

I'm rooting for the Yankees. Show some pride, man. Do it for George. Do it for George, man. Show a little bit of- Costanza? Yeah. Any of them.

Any of them. Holy shit. Dead ass. Any of them. My sources say they've given up though. All jokes aside, I talked to somebody in the locker room. Candice. Nah, it was.

They defeated. He's right, y'all. He spoke for Candice Owens. No, no, no. The Yankees gave up. Deadass. It was a beat right. We asked what the energy was like.

He said, totally done. Judge was going through the motions with his answers to our questions. No feeling. Win one game rings hollow after a performance like that. Well, Judge can't make contact, one. And two, a lot of this is bad managing by Boone, and I think the life was sucked out of him

in that game one loss. That game one loss hurt. And that's New York teams in general. Because y'all are front runners, and you like character and heart, once you take the soul out of y'all, one good punch to the mouth It's a wrap and that's what happened in game one, which I told you was gonna happen and then happen to get in game two

You know, it's over. I mean It was a good season Shout to the Yankees real good season. I do think we'll be back. No respect for New York sports It was really difficult watching the Knicks Cavs game the other night for me. I just cannot get used to this cat. What they call this? Look at the big cat, big purr, big bodega. Whatever they're calling him, I cannot get used to this. Mind you, I've watched the Knicks every time they've played Cleveland,

just manhandle them on the boards. So this was the first time where we looked afraid of Evan Mobley. Word. And I wasn't, I'm not used to that. I'm not used to that at all. I hope that we gel and get it together. Y'all cooked us last year on the boards. Now y'all don't look like the same team. Oh, Cat just, he shot nine shots against Cleveland, dancing out round out there by the fucking three-point line Mobly and what's my man and I used to play for the Nets the big tall dude with the afro Bro got that super maxis on Cleveland now the other big Fuck they wanted to do man shout to the Knicks. Hopefully y'all get it together

And the Giants I Hopefully y'all get it together. And the Giants, I won't even get into it. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say. That was a good game, man. I was just waiting. I like that game. It was good. Cam Ward. Just waiting.

Cam Ward, let's draft him. You're not gonna be there. Cam Ward, let's draft him. You're not gonna be there. I just went. We two and six. Yeah, the Panthers are gonna be there. Niggas, it's a lot of bad teams running.

There's a lot of bad teams. It's crazy. Yeah. The way Dallas looking, we fuck around, be getting a nice little draft. We'll get a top five pick. I don't think there's five worse teams than us. I love that. When New York fans talk about what draft pick they're gonna get in week eight.

Who? In terms of record? Carolina. Carolina. New England. New England, yes. The Chargers? No, the Chargers are alright. I don't know their yes. The Chargers? No, the Chargers are alright.

I don't know their record. The Raiders? The Raiders are pretty bad. The Jets are bad. The Saints are pretty bad. The Dolphins and the Jets are pretty bad. Browns are bad. The Bengals are not gonna have a worst record.

Tennessee is bad, they only got one win. It's bad. Two and six, you gotta probably. That makes it tanky. There's a lot of teams down there in that two three win But I also don't have cam ward being the first quarterback off the board Although right now you guys technically would be the fourth pick. That's what I'm saying Yeah top five and we're in the cam ward cam ward and should or going off one and two probably well should or black

So we don't draft black quarterback. It should do it I'm not a football guy like that. Is Shadour a solid NFL prospect? Yes, it's real, it's real, it's not hype. Okay, it's good to know. He looking like the prototypical black quarterback today. Okay. Which is, I could do it with my arm,

I could do it with my legs. That's what's up. Good decision making, he looking tough. All right, I'm taking it back to the old school. Taking it back to me losing my virginity. No, no, not me losing my virginity. Me learning how to fuck. My baby mom's had that motherfucking little stereo

over there, used to play some shit. I told this story before, you know what time it is. I'm going with Joy Lick This record changed my entire sex life at 17 18 years old my baby mama played this I look for control when you grab a hold and you do what you want I love it when you reach it You reach it You got lock and key, every part of me, know what yeah, yeah, yeah Echo! I feel my heels on fire, yeah

The ones that are wrapped all around my leg Your every touch excites me And when it I aim too fast, babe And even when you're not around me The tingling just don't go away Don't make my body wait no longer Cause this was a dangerous plan Actually that's too freaky for a part

I'm changing it same vibe Alfonso Hunter man talk to him Oh, oh I go and see her when I need some lovin' She's not afraid to give me all of her affection Oh, I know she's got a dream for me After workin working hard all week, her pretty face I need to see So I Soon as I get to her she knows what to do and what I want Baby I need all your love, she's my weak and thin

The moon is right, sitting on through the night She's my weak and thin She's my weak and thin When a dream ain't on the way to go. Baby got a 50-fold. She's my weekend thing. She's my weekend thing. She greets me with a kiss and says hello.

She pulls me in and takes my coat off nice and slow Fireplace is burning For her love I'm yearning And her sweet perfume feels so good Oh, it's the way that she walks The way that she talks The softness of her lips Her tender kiss

I need all her love I need her touch She's my weak and bad She's my weekend thing, yeah You know you're bad You really don't know where to go You can't leave me alone She's my weekend thing, yeah

She's my weekend thing, yeah You know you're bad She's my weekend thing, yeah She's my weekend thing, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah She's my weekend thing All right, that is brand old music Yeah, yeah Brand old music from El Fonzo 100

That record is called Weekend Thing Weekend thing Available in your phones and on DSPs right this second. Actually, I don't know that that's true. I didn't check that. These old niggas be snatching, snatching this shit off. Hey, check it yourself. That's Alfonso with a Z. Weekend Thing, y'all are down.

All right. Alright, what we got, what we got? I really love this album, it's Glorilla's album. Just recently came out, we talked about it previously, but I feel like this one record, I haven't really heard it as much because it's buried deeper down the album. This record is called Let Her Cook, off of Glorious. ["Let Her Cook"] Who you a move for? Who you a move for?

I'm kind, kind. Let her cook. Let me cook. Never gave a damn, I ain't never gave no fuck. No, fell out with them hoes, we ain never make it no fuck, I'm back for everything I ever lost, I'm on the miss, we turned the whole house into a booth We in the kitchen, let her cook, big load come through frying shit Let her cook, too much cake, I bow bitch, let her cook

All these tops, I'm trying shit, let me cook Big load come through, shut shit down, I'm bringing hoes out Run up on these shit you want, I'm trying shit, let me cook Big low come through shut shit down I'm bringing hoes out Run up on this shit you want I'm swinging balls out If them hoes ain't bad as glo then put them hoes out Got my ankles on your niggas shoulder, hurt em toes out Ass done got a lil fatter, now these hoes look madder Head done got a lil better, I don't even think that matter Bitch talk like she gangsta, she only want no M

Uh, these hoes come walk with mal and need your bitch, you sayin' Oh God, bitch, I ain't gonna cry no hunts, I ain't gonna cry no wraiths either, ho I got my own cake, we ain't gonna make me wait either My nigga ever cheat on me, I bet we break even Uh, bitch, your nigga steal my niggas, bet he can't leave me, ho Never gave a damn, I ain't never gave no fuck Fell out with them hoes, we ain't never make it no fuck Back for everything I ever lost, I'm on the miss

We turned the whole house into a booth, we in the kitchen Let her cook, big load come through frying shit Let her cook, too much cake, I bow bitch Let her cook, all these tops, I'm trying shit Let her cook, too much cake I bow bitch, let her cook, all these sauce I'm trying shit Let me cook, early bird get the worm, give me head I want your sperm Can't teach these hoes the game, these bitches tell me let them learn Know they hate to see me win, play that ush, let it burn Hold up where the fuck you meet, let me talk my shit

I can't let up on these bitches, I'm finna drop again Gave you hoes to recipe, can't get this off Sabine Gave them hoes a head start this time, smile at bitches lost kids Never gave a damn, I ain't never gave no fuck Fell out with them hoes, we ain't never make it No fucker back for everything I ever lost, I'm on the miss We turned the whole house into a booth, we in the kitchen Uh, let her cook

Big load come through frying sheet Let her cook Too much cake, I bow, bitch Let her cook All these talks, I'm trying shit Let me cook And that is Let It Cook by Glorilla off of Glorious. I'm playing new old music. This is a Clark Kent joint, How We Roll, cannabis.

Oh. I just love this beat. I never freestyle for free without charging niggas a fee Let's go. I promise you no less than a hundred thousand kilometers My bomb threats are how you evacuating your continent I'm barbaric with the alphanumeric Hitting you with lyrics to separate your body from your spirit This is for wack niggas doing shows and shit Cause I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controlling it I roll with the wildest niggas Westin' me and howlin' niggas Unemployed, jobless niggas The foulest niggas

Who never spouted niggas You don't know nothing about this, yo Chemical in foulest niggas We savages, snatching microphones from amateurs Cause like women who get abortions, I ain't havin' it I'm with you, medical content will split you into little Kind of like Christmas so I can sniff you What I say should be displayed at the Smithsonian I'm recipe, Like a front seat passenger You must be asking for Some sort of a massacre I'm attacking cardiovascular Shattering you like glass and automobile crashes When I smash that ass

In the Blackberry molasses Rippin' speaker to ashes You can kick a hole in it cause I'll be in the crowd If you ain't controlling it You see that boy in the white boots That burn burn spot Yo when this game out I sw too quick for the human retina to register Speed that would confuse Keanu Reeves. So ask yourself who am I?

I'm the illest MC that you ever seen in your fucking life I hop into the back seat of a cab and rhyme till the meter says 9 9 9 9 to the back seat of a cabin rhyme till the meter says nine, nine, nine, nine Line for line, I battle any kind of MC at any time Whether they signed or unsigned, we're many lines More lines than a million pair of Adidas More lines than the Bible quoted from Jesus More lines than the African herd of zebras Niggas just ain't fucking with the cannabis sativa This is for all you niggas who don't show your shit Cause I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controllin'

Controlin' controlin' controlin' controlin' controlin' That's how we roll, Cannabis Produce That was crazy, shit right there By DJ Clark Kent, rest in peace and thank you I'm going back to that album, man Clark Kent, we love you and miss you, man Word Gotta let that album rock again

Clark Kent told me I was nicer than all y'all niggas too Just so y'all know I know he's not here, so you can't confirm, but he said it. We'll take your word for it. I ain't like the rest of you niggas that keep posting the pictures. I had real life talks with the man.

He told me I was better than y'all. He did. All of y'all, but go ahead. I'm just going to my joint. I'm going back to Big Jersey. More, Joe. Let's go, turn it up. 10 minutes?

What you up to, Mojo? Calm down? Yo, that's what we doing. Idiot, yo. Who else from Jersey? The Artist, nigga. He said you not an artist. Oh, shit.

Song is Soul on Fire. ["Soul on Fire"] Song is soul on fire Wrap your hands all through my head, just how I like it Get the feeling in my soul I lift you up and spread your lies, just how you like it Let me in, lose control I need it Look you in your eyes and see that you're defeated The way that you're breathing I glorify this love we made Won't ever lose this love

Going round for round, round for round I think it's time we let it go You reached your climax Slow it down, we can make some time for that Pick you up, break you off, you got me trapped And I'm loving the way that you say it, love Cause that's how I need it, ooh, that's how I need it I glorify this love we made On the hardest days, love the way you say my name I'm feeling like, feeling like you're hoping, but

Take you everywhere I've ever seen you look Show you all, show you all the things you ain't seen Take you far, take you places you ain't been Cause you know that I'm fucking it up and I'm loving your body like crazy Calling me yours, calling you mine, you my babe, my babe Glorify this love we made Won't ever lose this love Ever Yeah, her name is the artist. Tough. Fuck with it.

Prince's name was the artist. Her name was the artist as well. And Prince. There you go. Oh Mel's not here. Yeah. Man, man, I wanted to hear Mel sleep for the day. I did.

Mel, we love you girl. Enjoy your day off. Enjoy your day off. Have a slice, have a blast. I'm going out tonight. You outside? Going out tonight. Girls love karaoke. Oh you bringing it back. They doing girls love Halloween. Oh. The girls do love Halloween. And I love that girls love Halloween. Say, y'all, tonight they're doing...

Tonight they're doing girls love Halloween. Now... Who dressing up like a punk? Now, last week... Oh, wow. I got there early and left early. Some of the money niggas was looking at me like a punk. Not tonight.

Not tonight. Niggas throwing money in there? I said some of the money niggas was looking at me like I needed a nap. They was looking at me like I was sleepy. You ain't a rock. I got it. I got it.

He ain't like that shit though. No, no, no. He gonna learn on the night though. I didn't. He was going to learn on the night though. So what you doing tonight, which is tomorrow night? You cool? I'll be. They're doing Girls Love Halloween tomorrow night.

You said that's tomorrow night. Which is tonight, because this comes out tomorrow. I already hit the people I need to hit. Let them know. A few Blancos. Tommy and the Roscoe. Yeah man, girls do love Halloween. They do. Any of y'all. We could talk tonight. Yeah I might want to come see some men. Yeah I'm gonna have to see some costumes. I'm big on costumes. I see some ghosts and some, you know what I mean? Yeah. Kaboom. Cats and yeah. Yeah I'm a head on nurses Velma little social event that they do in the city man I mean they doing it the right time because we all love Halloween we all do

we love like you said that they love we're very festive you know only girls love karaoke tricking and treating this week is girls love we gotta get the spirit Halloween yes a costume party got a weird costume Costume is like a fucking. What's the what's that word? more Aphrodisiac Right, that's what I for these you I mean when you want fuck more no things that make you yeah Come on, educator. Yeah, that's an aphrodisiac.

You want to stay away from Mr. Hill. I want an aphrodisiac, Nina. I was like, that's it. Right, you sat back like, nah, I'm cool. I don't even know what you're talking about. What costumes? What costumes? I mean, I'm going to go with my girl.

I'm bringing my girl too. That's what you go. There you go. I'm bringing my girl. Yo, when my girl shut the fuck up and stop bitching about bitches, yo, she's funny. You ever remember that your girl is like, yo, you're not that bad. If you just shut the fuck up sometimes, I can live with this shit. The night you bring your girl out is also the night that all the girls you want

to come out. Like I'm bringing my girl because I was just there last week I kept it cool and I kept it big. I kept it big. Watch this week. Watch what happened now. What y'all think? Halloween is such a good time.

Halloween is definitely too big. It is too big. It is too big. It is at least nine and a half. It is at least nine and a half. It is at least nine and a half. It is at least nine and a half. It is at least nine and a half. This is definitely Tim P. This is definitely Tim P. Yeah, it is Tim P. At least nine and a half. At least nine and a half.

All right, man. Cut. Oh, come on, man. I'm ending with number three. Y'all know what time it is. I love y'all. I don't know, y'all. It's giving midnight release.

I don't know. I don't know, Flip. Four more hours, man. You go home. It's cool. Hey, just give me four more hours. Chill, man. Chill, man.

Chill, man. Chill, man. Chill, man. Chill, man. Chill, man. Give it midnight. I don't know. I don't know Mark worked it out his contract. He's gonna get out here in 10 minutes. I'm talking with you. What he doing? Wait, look. Wait, look. Here you go. It don't need to be a thing. It don't need to be a thing. You can just be in.

I'm just choosing at the end. We ended. I'm going to show you better than I can tell you. We ended. Listen. You need a ride? No, no, I'm good. I'm good.

I'm going to show you better than I can tell you. My contract got a driver, so I just go back oh yeah. Yeah, he got a driver's contract. You got to negotiate Yo, you know fucking with you is one of my favorite things in the fourth quarter, yo Before it ain't even a fourth quarter if I can't fuck with lit. Yo Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we love being there or we need to be there till next time I bid you a new farewell adios to Reva Dirty, Oscar Lovista, Arvois so long goodbye what simple head now will suffice ya'll mean? check this stuff BIIIIIIIIIIIIII away the pain. I think I'm wasting gain. And it happens so naturally, you think it's pure thing.

Straight from the your brain. Escape from that ball of chain. Contellifies in it for the long haul of fame. Wait. Yo, remember life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. And lastly, I'm sure I get even a final balance. Oh, nah. Do you hear how nice that nigga was? if it's all we have and lastly from track it even a final balance oh no do

you hear how nice that nigga was can't tell if I'm trying to get even or find a balance get it if you find a balance it's even come on I'm much closer I'm on front hoes love it so sober yet he's so... Say it Parks, let Dave Bars know nigga. Tell him I feel the ice as it's forming in my veins Chasing our highs so much that we both Yo, and lastly, the baddies are insecure The stagnant women wanna travel And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it What I could be, on top of the world, my desire to fall What's the point in dreaming big if you've acquired it all?

But if lyricism is back, I helped spearhead if we order is the else make money Yeah, hey, I skipped the club line and don't get turned around the girls come at a high volume. I'll turn them down That was broke That was broke that nigga was talking like that that was Pennyless that nigga was high volume. That's why I keep saying it. Turn it down. They don't want you to rap now. They don't want you to rap now. Like you ain't even do the science. Volume, turn it, come on. No pregnant homes and no minors. Ain't one barn with embers. What you say? That's life. Come on man, come on man. Shout out to Tay Rock. That's life. Check the way I offset. Don't get confused by the Bentleys and the Corvettes. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, All right, anybody got any interesting plans for the rest of the week Halloween plans Halloween plans

Weekend plans anything cool that we need to share Season 2 improper improv today and I'll be at a ice loves Halloween, too Yo, oh you can't come out because you and your shorty, but I If you want to check out girls love Halloween man Do you see the trailer for the shit the teaser? I'm on it. I know I'm on it. I don't need you to see the teaser Don't be sold the name I'm sitting there watching the fucking trail on my phone Here go my stupid ass my stupid ass girl. I'm like yo, I knew that camera was coming my way.

She said yeah I know I can tell by your pose sitting there trying to hide your thumb nigga. You're sitting there trying to hide your thumb and look cool in front of the bitches. Yo I cried laughing for 40 minutes. Yo sometimes your girl know you. Yeah. Sometimes your girl know you. Hey I saw the camera. I did try to hit my camera.

I mean... Yeah, we just fuckin' each other But nobody gettin' fooled while we bluffin' each other Got one girl that's too much history with Another that's never happy, too much misery with Another that'll guzzle shots till she literally sick And another that only texts me to say, Give me some dick, I swear How could you ever say Joe went soft? What if I tell you my problems you think I'm showin' off? I keep it quiet, it's all covered on my end

My quality of life is pretty high-end All for while we end, I wanna let y'all know Joel in bed is scheduled to not play tonight Wow, he didn't play the other night either But y'all know, I'll still turn on ESPN To see if I see Ishin Mark fucking holding hands Niggas can't go to the game? No Not at all.

Let me see you at ESPN again nigga talking to holding Mark head. Next year I'm growing up. I'm growing up next year. Alright. Well Mark Leaves stay here, Flip. Try to do some slick shit. I love you.