The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 773 | "Use It Or Lose It"
Episode Date: November 6, 2024The JBP opens up their latest episode with a discussion on whether Ish is a gift-shamer (1:25) before Joe discusses how his pride and ego has been hurt once again by his friends (12:15). The room then... talks about the chaos of Election Day (22:57), New York is under a Drought Watch (1:08:20), Lil WeezyAna Fest took place on Saturday which featured a Hot Boys reunion and comments from Wayne on the New Orleans Super Bowl Halftime Show (1:16:25), and Marc Lamont Hill starts a debate on Michael Jackson’s ‘Bad’ vs. ‘Off the Wall’ (1:31:00). DeMar DeRozan returns to Toronto with Drake standing courtside (1:41:24), Joel Embiid has been suspended for pushing a reporter (2:10:30) which then leads the crew to ask whether people deserve to get punched in the face (2:16:40). Also, the JBP discusses which artists they’d cry over following the news of Quincy Jones passing at 91 (2:30:20), Joe has a question for the room about threesome babies (2:48:30), T.I. announces retirement from performing (3:06:00), Marc on having to deal with Philly athletes in the 2000s (3:11:27), Kai Cenat & Kodak Black’s livestream (3:14:35), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Austin Millz & Jozzy - “Need I Say More” Ice | Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre & Jhené Aiko - “Gorgeous” Parks | BigXthaPlug - “Therapy Session” Ish | Elmiene - “Crystal Tears” Melyssa | Dee Gatti - “Timeless” Marc | Freddie Gibbs - “It's Your Anniversary”
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No.
Hold up.
I wouldn't do that.
Yeah.
We are live.
We are live.
Put on your podcasting voices.
Put on your podcasting voices.
Issin' ice conversation was too juicy
to not hit the start button.
Parks engineer extraordinaire.
Hello.
Oh my god.
Engineer extraordinaire heard it getting juicy.
That's funny.
And because we the best in the biz,
we're gonna give y'all a little bit,
a peek, a behind the scenes peek at some of the juice.
It wasn't juicy.
Some of the juice.
Some of the kitchen talk.
I don't know why he wasn't here for that talk though,
anyway.
That was when he was out.
Yeah.
Oh, that's when you did that no call, no show shoot.
I didn't do that.
Well.
He didn't touch you, dude.
That Friday, you did. Yeah, he didn't touch you, did. No, no, didn't I? It don't matter.
You're my man anyway.
He ain't gonna turn me against you.
There's no division.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You got your sticker on?
Yes, my sticker's on.
Okay, go ahead now.
Go ahead.
Update the people on this funny shit real quick.
We had a conversation.
This was a couple weeks ago.
Oh, I said to Ish, you should get some shades after he complimented my shades.
I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said This was a couple weeks ago. I said to Isch, you should get some shades
after he complimented my shades.
I said, Isch told me not to get him no Ray-Bans.
I said, you don't like Ray-Bans.
I said, I like Ray-Bans.
And Joe said, so why you told me don't get you none?
And I'm like, here you go, it's contextual.
So Joe was talking about, he had to wash some glasses.
So I said, tell him the context.
Those are dope. So he's like, yeah, yeah, I was in the store. I wasroom glasses. I'm like, you know what I said, tell him the context. Those are dope.
So he's like, yeah, yeah, I was in the store.
I was gonna pick you up up here, you know what I mean?
I'm like, oh, that's dope.
He said, yeah, I was gonna get you some Ray-Bans.
I said, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You in the store getting you, Louis.
I said, how much was the Ray-Bans?
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, go ahead.
So I'm like, nah, I'm cool, dog, you got that?
So he's like, what you mean?
I'm like, yo, fam, you not gonna go so he's like what you mean? I'm like yo fam
You're not gonna go to the store and get you no motherfucking wagyu and get me no pizza
For one Ray-Ban's aren't pizza right but in comparison
They make some nice Ray-Bans. They really do I love it some good pizza
But you like right you just said you like Ray-Bans
I do so and you just said you didn't, for more context,
when I asked you why you didn't get you no shades,
you said I don't lose them.
Yeah, I don't really buy shades a lot
because I lose them.
You know you don't.
Niggas know you lose them.
Niggas don't know that.
You said that before.
You said that before.
I know that.
You said that before.
You have said that before.
I have.
We've also said that before,
obviously in front of millions.
I did.
So niggas know you lose them.
But why?
That's my feeling. You hate me, but I always got to tell you. No, I don't. No, go ahead. So whatiggas know you lose them. But, why? That's my, you know,
he hate me but I always got to.
No I don't, no, no, no.
So why, what's the problem with somebody
getting you something that A, you like,
and two, it's not as much as the other one,
what's the chance of you losing it?
Cause I'm, I, so listen to this.
If I, if I buy food for everybody,
I'm gonna buy everybody the same food.
I'm not gonna eat a higher level of food
and make niggas under me or my friends eat different food.
I'm gonna buy collectively everybody gonna have the same shit.
If I go buy my...
Your food example.
If I'm buying everybody food,
but I know he don't really eat much of shit.
That's different.
Keep going on.
Right?
He ain't gonna eat much.
He gonna throw it away.
So maybe I'll give him a salad or something.
Something less expensive because if he wasted or whatever,
it's not as much loss, right?
If you lose everything.
And if you got him something he liked,
why are you looking at him?
And he likes it.
Why are you looking at him?
And he likes that.
But you modifying the premise.
What if he got you?
He don't.
He made it to where he got me.
No, you just, you put the bullshit in there.
When you go shopping for somebody,
you not saying, yo, if I buy something for this person,
they might lose it.
If that person tell me they lose shit all the time,
yeah, I'ma think that.
If it's your kid.
Like, you know your kid, you experienced your kid.
You're a gift-shamer.
Yeah.
I think he's finding a long way to say,
yo, I'm a gift-shamer.
I don't even know what that means.
Is it some shit you just made up?
The way it sounds like to him is-
Okay, it's kind of like slapping a gift horse in the mouth.
You ever heard that phrase?
I have not. Okay. Yes, yo, and kind of like slapping a gift horse in the mouth. You ever heard that phrase? I have not.
OK.
Yo, it stopped today.
Slapping a gift horse in the mouth.
You said you can't put the feathers back in the goose.
She turned it up and down.
You're looking to get horse in the mouth.
Mel, Mel.
She put a gangsta t-shirt in it.
Go to Canada.
It's election day.
You're looking to get horse in the mouth.
Are you illegally?
I never even heard nothing about no gift horse.
I never heard that in my life.
You never heard- How you heard the goose. I never heard that in my life. You never heard.
How you heard the goose feathers, but you didn't hear it.
You never heard look a good horse in the mail.
You ain't never heard that?
Never.
What does it mean?
I'm shocked, cause you'd be here at all.
It means you like, don't be ungrateful for something
somebody gives you.
Like if a horse gives you a gift,
you don't make fun of his teeth.
Oh, gotcha.
Oh, gotcha.
Well the gift shammer's never heard that quote.
If you're a gift shammer, you heard that quote. If you're a gift shamer you heard that quote.
Gift shamer, got you.
Oh man, that's funny.
You know you said something before right?
What have I said?
Niggas was like yo they was gonna buy you something.
You said yo you gonna buy me what?
Oh you won't buy me that.
Keep your poor ass gifts.
Whoa whoa whoa you think that's the same?
I think that's different.
You think that's the same?
I'm on his side with that because he don't like it.
You think that's the same?
No he said he didn't like it because it was a poor gift.
He don't like the brand, the gift, whatever that is.
He don't like that.
Oh, you're good.
What's the difference?
You like Ray-Ban.
You like Ray-Ban.
You just said it.
I like Ray-Ban.
Yo, fam, y'all are the best.
We got you.
I see what you're saying.
It's not the same thing, though, because one thing.
It's not the same.
He's saying, don't buy me something I don't want.
And you're saying, it's not that I don't want it.
It's just I don't want it if you get in that other thing. That's not the same. He's saying that. I don't want. You saying it's not that I don't want it, it's just I don't want it if you getting that other thing.
That's me.
He said, I don't want you buying sushi.
He said buy me what you buying you.
You motherfucking right.
It's a gift.
I know, so cool.
All right, I'ma stand in that.
It's a gift.
I'ma stand in that.
But now if somebody offers to buy you a gift,
they two totally separate things, I'm not comparing them.
I love y'all too bad.
But if somebody now offers to buy you a gift and you say yo keep your poor ass gift
is that not cracking on Mr. Ed's teeth? What the fuck are we talking about here? I'm lost.
Oh man. You should have took the Ray-Bans though. No I shouldn't. But I'm good. And
Ray-Bans got more history in the sunglass game than Louis. I like Ray-Bans.
Ray-Bans is a true man.
I'm not disrespecting Ray-Bans.
Before anybody would be like, yo, this nigga didn't eat too good.
I like Ray-Bans.
And you got a Ray-Ban face.
I do.
Aviators look nice.
Aviators look nice on me.
I'm giving you Ray-Ban face.
I'm going to get him one like I got with the camera.
Because he shouldn't have no say in what I get for him anyway.
That's the point.
Yeah, I'm Ray-Bans.
I got two pair now.
Yo, I'm going to do two. No, I'm Ray Ben. Two pair now.
Yo, I'm a-
No, you can two pair.
Double it up.
You do that.
X two.
Do that.
Put the gift receipt in there too.
Oh, shit.
God.
Put the gift receipt in there too.
He would return the gift.
You're a-
I'm a what?
Go ahead, make him a new name.
I'm learning about you on election day.
Make him a new name.
You're a gift returner.
I've returned some gifts. I'll re-gift. I ain't gonna a new name. You're a gift returner. I've returned some gifts.
I'll re-gift.
I ain't gonna return it though.
I'd re-gift.
Every day I learned.
That's what I do, I re-gift.
I ain't gonna hold you.
I'll give you a giveaway.
I'm gonna send this to the side.
Who got a birthday coming up?
Somebody buy me something.
I'll give it to somebody else.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, for sure.
I didn't give away sunglasses, sneakers.
All that shit, all that shit.
That's tacky, my nigga.
If they found out, it'd be tacky.
Yeah, agreed.
Really, it was okay, that's crazy.
Every day I find out that we're without class.
Oh, I have nuts.
I got nuts.
Oh my God.
I'm regifting all the time.
Yeah, I'm regifting for sure.
That's so tacky to me, but it's cool.
The easiest thing to regift is bottles.
Bottles of liquor. That's the easiesty to me, but it's cool. I'll give it to my mother. The easiest thing to re-gift is bottles. Bottles of liquor.
That's the easiest thing to re-gift.
I'm keeping that.
Yo, we gonna keep those.
But if you're in a pinch, you're like,
oh shit, I can't show up empty handed.
They in a pinch, that's what I mean.
It's the easiest thing to re-gift.
I re-gift kids' toys.
Like, when people give my kids toys,
I don't tell my kids they got toys.
They go in a closet so that when there's a party
or somebody else, they don't need no toys.
They re-gifted.
Depending on what it is, you give me some of that loud shit
or...
Oh, loud shit, don't even make it in the house.
Slime, any of that, nope.
They'll have no talent in music
because that shit ain't coming to the house.
That's terrible.
That is terrible.
Disgusting.
No, it's terrible when them kids get the musical gifts.
Once you go through it once you know
If you got a few guys get the right one get a little violet or something where they can be some with some strings
We got
I used to yo I used to be an asshole. I used to gift that wasn't my number one gift. That's a good one
Yeah, I'm set. I've been throwing my sister with that for years. Oh, you got a kid got a birthday drum set
Mm-hmm. That's what I give my daughter her kids. I get them throwing my sister with that for years. Oh, you got a kid? Got a birthday?
Drum set.
That's what I give my daughter and her kids.
I get them all loud shit.
You know what happened?
I got a drum set.
Stop that shit immediately.
Yeah, I got it.
It won't be no more drum set.
No more drum set.
They do electric ones now?
You good?
Hell no.
No drum sets.
Stupid ass me.
I bought the kid's drum set, tried to put it together,
got frustrated, broke it, said,
why do I have to live like this?
Got a human real adult size drumset
and enough drumsticks for Lex to go in there
and do what he wanted to do.
And I was like, that's the musician in me.
I'm gonna have a real drumset so my kid could play.
Pops is a drummer too, right?
Yeah, and I'm different than me banging on pots and pans.
You know, we could do it, so let's do it.
Nigga.
Every chance he got.
Bop!
Bop!
Bop!
Bop!
Bop!
Bop!
Bop!
Bop!
Man important phone calls.
He bop!
Bop!
Bop!
Bop! Bop! Bop! Bop! Bop! Yeah, man important phone calls he
Symbols in the background
That's my favorite part on ESPN them little sports shows too when y'all need at the experts be zooming in from home And then they dog jump on them
Kid running there and they be like oh part part me
Kids don't be giving a fuck about nothing that dogs do. A little nigga coming in streaking, ass naked,
just running through there like, what you doing?
What?
Kids don't give a fuck.
They don't?
I had to fucking get on the same page as my BM
on some co-parenting shit the other day.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you said that with disdain.
Kid turning seven, picking up some nasty habits.
I blamed her.
That's the best part about being the dad in a co-parenting situation.
Anything that fell in that little motherfucker, hey, what you doing in this house?
This nigga's stupid. little motherfucker. Hey, what you doing in this house?
Hey, he starts, he starts saying shit like no, and I don't want to too much for me. At seven? Yeah. Oh, my daughter say that at two. What you talking about? What? Terrible two. No,
at two, you saying it on some chill, yo, I'm up in the world. I'm just saying shit.
At seven, he's saying it and wanna know
why there's a conversation to be had.
Like he means it, conviction.
They got thoughts and feelings and shit.
Yeah, like think it's time for the back and forth.
Oh yeah, yeah.
With who?
My dumb ass used to get caught up in there
till I'm trying to explain over and over, like, hold up. Yeah, nah, who my dumbass used to get caught up in there, so I'm trying to explain over and over
Yeah, nah
No, no, cuz I said so cry to your mother to don't cry. She's gonna hit different over here, buddy
We're not supposed to say because I said so that's it. That's all I say
That's trauma it shouldn't be nothing
Because I said so this new this new and next generation of having to explain shit to a toddler
Yeah, nah
No
Do your homework I'm doing it with mommy nigga pull that if you don't get that little come on
Come on
Skipping homework from weight Come on Hey, get that fucking crayon. Hey, hey. All right, so really quickly before we get started, my pride and ego has been put to the test again, yet again by friends.
It's always by friends.
My enemies know better.
My friends not so much.
Brother Mark Lamar Hill comes in here with some breakfast.
That was nice.
My own breakfast.
For himself.
Yeah, breakfast for one.
Okay.
Well, honestly, not to be smart, when I get here, no one's here.
So it would be cold, except you, and you don't seem like a breakfast eater.
No, he is. You'd be outside on the phone doing your thing so you know.
So you're not hungry.
You can hear my stomach growling.
Can't hear from over there.
I never heard your stomach growl.
And I came in here with breakfast last week.
You did. You did come in with breakfast.
So you know I eat breakfast.
How many did you bring? How many platters did you bring?
One.
Okay. Okay.
I didn't know you were here.
But you know now that I eat.
He ate that for the that I was coming Tuesday
He listens to pod. Yeah, he might
Know the next day y'all can't had breakfast. No one else had breakfast.
I don't see no snacks.
I brought my own snacks.
Which means, y'all, I know Ish eat breakfast.
I didn't.
You know what?
That's true.
I thought you were off today.
When I talked to you last night, didn't you?
You did.
Yeah, I thought he was off.
It was another game.
Oh, y'all just talking on days where the Sixers don't play.
We had a conversation.
What's wrong with you, y'all?
We had a conversation. All right. What's wrong with you, y'all? Building. Team where the Sixers don't play? We had a conversation. What's wrong with you? We had a conversation.
We had a conversation.
What's wrong with you?
Building.
Team building, you know what I mean?
Building, huh?
Team building.
I team build with everybody.
Okay.
I'm a Sixers fan and we ain't been to no Sixer games.
I ain't been to one!
This nigga don't even like the Sixers.
I reached out to you.
You weren't here.
You weren't here, but I reached out to you about video games.
See, I'm team building.
That's true.
And I got my... I got mine too. See, I'm teaming in. That's true, that's true. And I got my, my. I got mine too, it was.
Brother Mark Lamont Hill came in here
with some breakfast from Kings.
We gonna talk some regional New Jersey business
for a second, which is why my heart is heavy.
Because I got the key to some of these cities
that I have to have these friendly disputes
over with people.
Oh, go ahead, I'm sorry.
Huh, what?
No, go ahead, finish please.
I said I have the key to some of these cities that I keep having these friendly disputes over with people. Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. Huh, what? No, go ahead, finish please. I said I have the key to some of these cities
that I keep having these friendly disputes over
and you said huh?
Yeah, I saw you, you have a key to Newark?
Yes.
I didn't know, it's news to me.
Now you do.
I do know.
Now you do, did you know brother Ishmael?
That what?
That I have a key to Newark?
Who gave it to you?
I mean, who gave it to me?
Who?
He's trying to take your shit.
I mean, when you get keys from a landlord,
you gotta get a key to the tenant.
Oh shit.
Who gave you the keys?
The mayor.
Which mayor?
I have to read it.
It was many years ago.
Then he's gone.
What does that mean?
My key is valid.
No, it ain't.
Yes it is.
It's new ownership of the house, nigga.
Your keys don't work anymore.
They don't revoke your key to the city unless you puff.
But anyway, I let brother Mark Lamont know that anytime he
goes to King's in Newark to get himself a meal,
just go ahead and pick me up one too.
After he survived the...
What kind of meal?
You said the same thing, right?
Yeah, whatever you get.
Ish, you peeped that?
I did.
He did?
He don't even know the menu.
No, I ain't talking about that part.
He went to get sunglasses and got you the lower model.
But when it's time to get meals, you went the same thing.
Your expectations get the same thing for the other person.
Wow.
Nigga, I'm going to get the salmon platter.
You going to get oatmeal.
What time did y'all talk last night?
Can I get a 1v1 or is it a jump?
Oh, shit.
Can I get a 1v1?
Did I get a 1v1?
I just saw the connections and then the contradictions.
Can I get a 1v1 or is it a jump?
I'm asking you, did I get a 1v1?
Can you answer my question, my brother?
You can always get a 1v1.
You get a 1v1.
So I can't get a 1v1.
And I'll square up with you.
Just give me a second.
Do your thing. Brother Mark, I'm telling you, get me whatever you get.
I got you.
Because I think that would be simpler than calling or texting
me while you're at the spot to take my order.
That wouldn't happen.
Oh, shit.
That wouldn't happen.
That's what I'm saying.
Me turning one to two on the Grubhub is a stretch.
But you think I'm actually
No, but I thought that was a courteous thing saying hey, whatever you get just get it for me and just you
Why am I getting six of these joints?
That's new conversations I'm speaking for me the same way everyone here can speak for them
But that's what I said to brother Lamont, even though he'd sound like that was a stretch
I said hey, whatever you get for you. Go ahead and get me said to Brother Lamont, even though he sounded like that was a stretch.
I said, hey, whatever you get for you,
go ahead and get me one.
He's leaving out a key detail here.
I looked at it.
Prior to you making that request,
you ate 25% of my food.
That nigga will range your shit.
Oh, wait.
That's the part I was trying to add.
He was picking his teeth while you were talking about it.
Next time, give me a motherfucker.
He did survive the podcast initiation,
which is, if you come in here without manners
and impolite and rude with food for one,
when you know people are here,
then let me go ahead and get a fork.
Get a little sample.
And get a little, you won't mind me
getting that little corner right here.
He ain't gonna tell you.
He's just gonna get the fork
and just start eating like it's his.
Right, and he thought we took, he took half of, it's two salmon cakes, he took half of one. It was not half. He was gonna get the fork and just start eating like it's his. Right. He took half of it.
Two salmon cakes, he took half of one.
It was not half.
It was half of one.
That nigga will get the corner if it's good.
He'll come back for the other corner.
So I said to Mark, yo, my picture should be up in Kings.
There's some doubt on it.
There's some fact checking over here. Where Kings at? What's the address? It's at Bayonne Kings.
Oh, you with the Kings and Kearney.
That's what it is.
Yo, Aja.
It's the Caucus Kings.
What, no?
Not me.
No, no, not you.
Not you.
That's what it is.
Audien. Oh man. Who are y'all?
Not me.
No, no, not you.
Not me.
Not you.
Oh shit.
That's what they did.
Look, Ice crying.
Ice, they literally cried.
I walked out because I don't get the joke.
And I didn't want to be a party pooper.
Joe. So now that we on air, I said save it for the air.
Now that we on air, please.
You don't fuck with Noah like that.
What street is Kings on?
So this is not a 1v1.
He never makes it.
No, I was gonna say-
No, no, no, I like, I'll take the 2v1 here.
Now, I'll take the 2v1.
I wouldn't do it with Mark,
because he's got a doctorate or something
that Harvard gave him.
When the last time you been to-
Let's do it with y'all.
When the last time you been to King's?
The last time I've been to King's-
What year?
Was, been to physically, not eaten from, not ate at.
Yeah, been to.
It's probably been about five years.
Five times two? Five years, I said. I answered your question. You've been rich for a little minute now. I've been to. Uh, it's probably been about five years. Five times two?
Five years, I said.
I answered your question.
You've been rich for a little minute now.
I've answered your question.
You ain't going to Newark?
Look, look, look.
Why not?
It's not what you do.
I don't get the joke.
It's not what you do.
He's trying to say that you don't go to Newark ever since you got rich.
No, he didn't go to Newark.
Pre-rich.
Oh, shit.
He wasn't a fan of Newark.
Oh, that's why you said five times two.
I think I eat at Newark restaurants more than you.
More than who?
Either one of y'all.
Yeah, you just be talking. Go ahead.
Enjoy the pot.
Yeah, advance the pot.
Fuck.
I ain't never see y'all in Kings.
You ain't never been in Kings.
You might never been to Kings.
I know, I hear y'all.
So let's decide a few things first.
Where at Street is Kings going?
Hey audience, I promise. Which Kings?
Pick one. That's my question street is Kings going? Which Kings?
Pick one.
That's my question to y'all.
Which Kings, you too, Dr. Man,
which Kings are y'all referring to?
Pick one.
The one you said your picture
supposed to be up there.
There's a profile that goes along with this.
So before we continue,
which Kings are y'all even talking about?
Pick one.
I'ma answer you, my brother.
Which Kings are you talking about?
The one you said your photo should be up on the wall. No, no, no, no. Which Kings do y'all go to? The first one. The one you... I'ma answer you, my brother. Which kings are you talking about? The one you said your photo should be up on the wall.
No, no, no, no.
The first one.
Which kings do y'all go to?
The first one.
What kings do y'all go to?
I answered you.
Answer me.
I did, the first one.
What's the first one?
No, no, no, no, no.
You missed the king.
What's the first one?
What street, I said, what street is Kings on?
You said, which one?
I said, the first one.
Kings is on lions.
Kings is on lions.
That's the first one.
That other one that's on,
I don't remember, there's a smaller one.
It's actually bigger.
That's the one, it's not bigger.
It is bigger.
All right, oh my God.
But your pitch is on the one on Lions.
It's not bigger.
I hate talking to y'all.
His pitch ain't on none.
His pitch ain't on none of this.
He Lions.
He Lions.
It's not bigger. Kings on Lions was a very huge establishment and then they
hiked up the rent so they had to move to a smaller establishment. So you
talking modern-day current they put a hockey team stadium out there so now
y'all feel comfortable moving around. I'm talking about when the large kings, yeah, now we talking, now we talking.
I'm talking about when big kings was big kings.
I never seen y'all there and I was always there.
Again, my pictures should be up there.
You, I know talking about the new kings.
So you get a doctorate pass.
You get a doctorate pass.
You from Philly, these two niggas, I never seen y'all there.
I never seen y'all there.
Rest in peace to my waitress lady who had that.
Yeah, I mean, that was my girl.
Come on, stop, man.
Stop playing with me.
Stop playing me.
What are y'all talking about?
J's every weekend.
J's every weekend.
What are y'all playing with me?
Me, nigga, who are you talking to?
You're in J's every weekend? You talking about Dr. J me? Me, nigga. Who are you talking to? You're in Jays every weekend?
You talking about Dr. Jays?
No, I'm talking about Jays.
The restaurant, Jays, on the corner of Hall Z.
It's not there anymore.
I mean, on the corner of Branford. I know.
When it was there, I didn't see you ordering grips.
Joe.
I never saw you.
Yo, this guy is...
All I'm doing is staying in the fact.
You barely go to Jersey City, my nigga.
Yo, all I'm doing is staying in the fact.
You not in North Carolina.
Now you want a character assassinating me. Now you want a character. I'm telling you, all I'm telling is stay in the fact. Now he want a character assassinating me.
Now he want a character.
I'm telling you, all I'm telling you is a fact.
When I went to Jay's every morning, every other morning,
I didn't see you.
I know you didn't.
That's it.
It was impossible.
They'd be so mad that I was in North.
He wasn't in North.
They'd be so mad I was in North.
He wasn't in North.
What is wrong with y'all? You wasn't in North, bro be so mad I was in North, yo. He wasn't in North. What is wrong with y'all?
He wasn't in North, bro.
What is wrong with you guys?
You was not in North.
You got it, bro.
Jeez.
And Shouts the Kings.
The other one's on Clint.
Shouts the Kings.
We're on these niggas, man.
And we got bigger shit to beef about on election day.
We do.
Talking a nigga ain't even got a vote sticker on.
I can't believe I'm talking to a nigga, ain't even got a vote sticker on. Can't believe I'm talking to a nigga,
ain't even wearing a vote sticker.
What does that mean?
Two of them.
You said you took two?
I just said it's two here without vote stickers.
I got mine on.
I got mine.
Mark Wynn got his from the car.
I had to go get it anyway.
He went to 9.0 Cent Store.
Parks got his on. I had to go get it anyway. He went to 9-House-Sense store. Parks got his on.
I mean, I mean.
I don't see one on you, Mel.
Because I can't vote.
Why you can't vote?
Because I am a green card holder.
I am not a US citizen.
Really?
Right.
But I thought, not trying to be funny, this is our education.
I thought you, um.
End jokes.
Got the,
Citizenship.
Citizenship.
No.
You said you got it.
I never said that I became a U.S. citizen.
I went to,
You did it illegally?
No.
Holy shit.
You ever heard of a green card?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm not a citizen though.
Madden of migrants, they didn't even know.
That's a migrant card that they gave him?
No.
They gave him the card, right?
But Khalid voted.
You're getting the money for this? Khalid voted. I They gave him the card, right? But Khalid voted. You get the money?
Khalid voted.
I can't tell you what his status is.
Khalid voted.
Hmm?
Khalid voted.
DeVito voted.
I don't know.
Burnaboy voted?
I don't know their status.
Rihanna voted.
Rihanna did not vote.
Yes, she did.
No, she did not.
Yes, she did.
No, she did not.
She told people who she endorsed,
but she could not vote.
She made a joke.
She made a joke about using her child's passport.
Oh my God.
This couch is disgusting right now.
And I checked with my immigration attorney.
She was like, you can't vote until you become naturalized.
And the first time I was going to become naturalized,
Trump got into office.
The entire INS went to fucking shit.
And so I was like, you got backed up,
I was like, okay, I guess I'm just not gonna become
a U.S. citizen.
You're unnatural, Mel.
You're unnatural, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
Actually, I make up a significant portion of this country.
The non-voters?
No.
Landed immigrants who are here legally who pay taxes.
You can vote, Mel.
I can.
You saying everything that Ian said this morning
about why he couldn't vote.
Go ahead.
Go vote.
He is a US citizen.
He said he couldn't vote.
I can't because.
I told him to go up there anyway.
And sure enough, they let him write it
and gave him that extra paper to fill out and he voted.
You can vote.
Yeah, just go vote.
Go up there to the school.
Can I go right now?
Yes.
Yes, please.
It's important.
And come back with the sticker.
Voting is important.
I know it's important.
I talked to my immigration attorney to confirm this.
OK, well, I mean, shit, keep on talking.
At least go to Nine Nonsense Store.
Get the finger stickers.
Audience, there's tension in the air today because it's election day.
Mel, can you sing the national anthem?
That's...
Coach Feliz?
Yeah, you know that naturalization test is hard as a motherfucker.
I know.
I've heard.
That never scared her.
It doesn't scare me no
My plan is to one day become naturalized
They're procrastinating a little bit a little bit a little bit
It is it's it's not it's not cheap
But go not cheap. No, it's not cheap to become naturalized.
Go up there to the church.
Yeah, man.
Just tell them.
Yo, come on, yo.
Is that where y'all vote around here?
The church?
I didn't vote around here.
Oh, sorry.
You didn't vote in Newark?
I went to my hood.
Ashley, did you vote Jersey City?
Did you vote in Newark?
No.
Yes.
I'm not talking to you, Newark boy.
Yeah, no.
I'm not talking to you, Newark boy.
Just let you know though,
before you even come to this place.
Wait, boys is a plural, which means two.
Pardon me for a minute while I handle your partner.
I already knocked you down to the bodega.
Now, now, now.
Now let me get to one beat with your partner.
So you didn't vote in Newark?
No. But you ate at King's often but why weren't you
allowed to vote in Newark I've never held a residence in Newark wait a minute
wait a minute so when I vote in New Jersey I vote in South Orange you buy Wait a second. You buy residences?
Yeah.
In Newark.
I haven't resided in Newark in over 20 years.
So you mean to tell me with all of your doors.
Not one of them.
Not one of them.
Is it Newark?
Yes they are.
Wait, what? One of them. One of them. Is it Newark? Yes they are.
Wait, what?
So why can't you vote in your hometown where Kings is?
I vote, when I voted in New Jersey,
I vote in South Orange.
That's not Newark.
I know.
Where did you vote today?
I voted last week, two weeks,
a week and a half ago in Virginia.
Wait, wait.
All right, you fucked me up there.
You voted with Chris Brown?
What?
What?
The pusher?
You were Timbaland?
Wait.
You were not?
Did you drive down there?
No, I'm out of there.
Oh, so you was part of the burnt ballots.
All y'all mail-in ballot niggas, they burnt,
that shit is in the ocean, nigga.
Y'all ain't been watching CNN. She's in somebody garage
They paid to get that the fuck out. Oh, it's alright, so we can't talk about Newark no more
All right, it's a half of newer couch
If you can't even vote there fam, then that's why I didn't see you in Kings
Or J's the reason you ain't see me in Kings, cause you wasn't in Kings.
Nigga, I have property in Newark.
So why you don't vote in Newark?
Cause I have property elsewhere as well that I was raised in since 13.
Okay, so why does that not stand for me?
Come on, go home, yo.
Why does that not stand for me?
Come on back home.
Exactly.
Cause you don't have doors in Newark.
I do have doors in Newark.
So why you not registered?
Yo, are you all right?
Yeah.
Anyway, yo.
When I tell y'all I been have.
Yo, what time you went and voted?
Six.
Had to be early.
That's why I love Jersey.
Yeah, had to be early.
Six a.m.
You know he get in and out of Jersey City quick.
Oh shit.
You was there 545.
Let me help you with that box of there. The niggas asleep still.
That niggas outside 5'45".
Like that.
Low with it.
No, no, no.
Low with it.
He helping to wheel the equipment in there.
Yo, come on, come on, come on.
You need help with these boxes, ma'am?
Voter number 001.
000001.
It's cool.
I got you now. One, zero, zero, zero, zero, one. Yo. Yo.
It's cool.
I got you, know what I mean?
Where you go to that Jersey City?
Right on the edge.
Right on the cusp.
Yeah, bring it here.
Yeah, this nigga is in my business.
Yo, you ain't go over there by MLK.
You was right here on the cusp.
Right on Hoboken, Jersey City.
Hoboken, right by the bridge.
Yeah, you was down there.
That's not my district, you guys.
I know, I know.
I think I'm district nine.
That mean I have to go to my hood and vote.
I took my ass over there yesterday to do some early vote
and I walked right in.
They said, oh shit, Joe Butted.
I was like, I'm here to vote.
They said, nigga, that shit been closed.
You're done, get out of here.
So I turned around, took my little black ass home.
Yeah, yeah, no nigga now.
Told the driver.
I told my driver, yo, 5.30 a.m.
Pulled up, got in the car,
took a little cruise, no traffic at all.
I was getting mad.
Like, hey.
It was light outside today.
What a nigga thing.
So then I got out right there,
Bergen Avenue, since you was asking.
By the Bergen school.
Yeah.
There you go.
I was caught up. You beat me you go. I was caught off guard.
You beat me to it.
You beat me to it.
I'm right out on Bergen Avenue.
Walk up to the school
front door.
Do the gate like this.
Course is locked.
Good old Jersey City.
Great woman passing by on her way to work.
She said, wait, hey, what you doing?
You going to vote?
So I'm trying to.
She said, go ahead in the back, back door.
But it was lining them up.
Right.
All right.
Sitting around the back.
She walked me over to the back.
Walked down a block over there by.
Went in there.
Said, I'm here to vote.
They said all right.
They sent me in the booth.
I made my pick.
And then I closed my eyes like this
and did any, many, many votes.
Hey, I don't know who them niggas I picked
for the boy that had shit in his shit.
I knew who I was voting for with one of them. At the top.
I'll do a couple of them.
Oh no, I had to straight line them.
I straight lined them.
The whole board little.
I bet.
But the boy that had one was on a separate day.
I didn't know who it was and I'll be honest I
Started to guess whose last name
Hit a burgos Burgos Bernie's Jones. Smith. Smith. Smith. Smith. Smith.
Hit a Burgos.
Hit a Burgos.
Bernice, what up here?
I about to say, what up here?
Hit a Burgos.
Bong, got him.
Go ahead, boy, that dude.
Kill that shit.
Yeah, that's God, yo.
And then I came out, got my sticker,
took some pictures with Miss Connie and all of them.
Hey, Miss Connie looking good for 90.
Seen all the seniors. Hugbed everybody. Got to move all of them. Hey, Miss Connie looking good for 90. Seen all the seniors, hugbed everybody.
Gotta smooth out of there.
What she called her grandson.
Right on it.
Well, Lil Connie game.
It's cool.
I don't like that y'all depict me like that.
It's all right, bro.
It's all right, bro.
It's all good.
Yeah, you too.
I know why you went in the booth.
When you left though, was it a line?
Was the line for me?
Not when I left.
I was in and out.
That's scary.
The reason I'm asking is because, you know,
if the line ain't long,
when you leave like first in the morning,
it could be a sign that turnouts not good.
Six o'clock in the morning.
Well, I think-
No, I dig it.
In Philly it's seven a.m., so I was there at seven,
and it was the same thing.
I was the 12th person in line.
I got there 10, 15 minutes before it opened, and I was same thing. I was the 12th person in line I got there 10 15 minutes before it open and I got real nervous
I think most of people in that area did the mailing
Did the mailing ballot. Mine I got there about
You was in Newark. 9 o'clock and I was a 65th person and it wasn't a line really but by the time I was walking out
It was a line. Okay. I was like, okay. You said y'all ain't had no booth
We ain't had no booth. A paper ballot for the first first time that was some weird shit. I never did a paper
Swear to God gave me a paper shit in a sharpie go over there. Hey listen and then put it in this box
paper shit in a Sharpie, go over there. Hey listen.
And then put it in this box.
Rob's Barack is my man, so I ain't gonna say nothing.
It was weird.
That's home team.
God do better, my nigga.
Can't give a nigga no Sharpie in a paper ballot in 2024.
Normally it's the machine, you slide the curtain,
you blow the levers.
You did.
All right, it wasn't that this year.
Shit, everywhere I went this morning,
niggas been forgot it was election day.
Nigga told me, Joe, you up early?
I said, yeah, it's election day.
They said, oh yeah. yeah, it's election day?
Oh, yeah.
Damn, that's the day.
That is.
You ain't lying.
Hey, you ain't lying.
I'm like, yo, I feel bad for us.
No, we lost.
That's what I'm worried about.
I feel bad for us.
And Philly, they had a DJ out.
He was playing with seven, eight.
That's racist.
That's right.
That's racist.
They had some fish.
Not yet, but it was coming.
I'm not even joking.
11 o'clock, the fish come. 11 o'clock, the fish come. That's fucked up, yo. That's some fish. Not yet, but it was coming. I'm not even joking. 11 o'clock the fish come.
11 o'clock the fish come.
That's fucked up, yo.
That's fucked up.
So there's nothing for like the seven to 11 crowd?
Just Fat Man School.
Oh man, yo, fam.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
That's what I heard.
It was seven, I was like, it's too early for this shit.
Duh.
I was like, whatever, keep people in line.
We gotta get them here how we get them here?
Yeah.
Got a brondlin' niggas with some fish. Fish, I'm sure it'd be chicken too. here? Yeah. Got a brotling niggas with some fish.
Fish, I'm sure it'd be chicken too, fish and chicken.
Yeah.
Some niggas shit, yo.
Whatever keep them in line.
Yeah, they should have put DNA and Charlie Clips
in front of some of these folks.
Oh, come on.
That's North Philly, right?
Play basketball.
It might be.
Yeah.
Got you.
People would have required to keep us voting, yes.
Got you.
All right, yo, if you were non-boa,
well, it's over after today.
Yeah, it's over.
You listening to this?
Some shit happened.
Some shit happened.
Yo and all morning,
I made my girl send me the New Jersey
voter registration portal,
cause if I know your real name and birthday,
all morning I just been typing it in the portal.
Me too, I've been doing this since yesterday.
Sorry.
No bullshit.
I found that shit out.
Sorry y'all, if I know your birth, I don't care if we don't even talk.
If I have your birthday, your name, full name, your prefix and all that,
and the zip code where you grew up at, I've been typing your name in all morning.
A lot of y'all ain't bold. A lot of y'all ain't all morning a lot of y'all ain't both a lot of y'all ain't registered a lot of y'all ain't registered I've been
seeing a lot of no results found and I know it's crazy I know it's accurate
could I put every zip code attached to your name and your name would not I'm
not lying I've been up since six board in the daylight savings
on it, fuck me up.
I feel like I got extra nine hours in the day.
I'm up looking stupid as hell.
Oh shit.
All your zip codes.
You're a nutcase.
Yeah, I ain't do that.
You too, nigga.
I was definitely doing that.
Me see.
I ran your name.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too. Me too. Some warrants popped up. Oh shit. You know what? I don't know if that's... The GPS said, I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know if that's a good thing.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
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I don't know if that's a good thing.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't know if that's a good vote. I listen your pod, too Oh, thank you. Yeah, I was on the way to a party Saturday night. I say, you know what I don't know GPS said
29 minutes away
Actually, I was going to two parties I had a long night at me
driving around I
Got on there. It's just me and wifey, Ram, hey baby.
And she started talking about pussies falling out
and all types of crazy shit.
I was like, this is not out of the box.
But I finished it, you did a great job.
Thank you.
Informative, educational.
Thank you.
It was not what I was expecting, but it was good.
And the visuals came out yesterday.
I saw, I watched the visual one.
It's dope.
The set looked good. The microphone. Yeah saw, I watched the visual one.
It's dope. The set looked good.
Everything looked good.
Yeah, you can talk in the mic.
You can talk in the mic.
Yeah, everything.
It's a little too close.
Yeah, we can push it back.
I tried to move it.
Curve it to pause.
Yeah.
There we go, there we go.
You can't move, all right, all right.
He said, fuck it, I'm just gonna not talk into it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought the set looked great.
I thought it was a real good first.
I actually liked that it was only 29 minutes.
Yeah, I wanted to make it short and sweet.
Yeah, it's like a nice introduction to the show.
I mean, it's not like the behemoth that we do here,
three, four, five hours and shit like that.
So, you know.
There's so much meta-police you can talk about for four hours.
By myself?
By myself, yeah.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
So next episodes are going to be a little lengthier
with guests and stuff. I don't know if it's just the right guy for the podcast, now that I heard it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so next episodes are gonna be a little lengthier
I don't know if it's just the right guy for the podcast
He doesn't want to come up and talk about menopause I more than welcome him to What do you think about that? What do you think about that? Do you want me to tell you what I think about that? No, no, no, no, no.
Take it over there and say,
Oh, shit.
Yo.
I mean.
I think that was translation shoot up the clubs with no repercussions, right?
Maybe.
Don't use it, you'll lose it.
Yeah, that too.
Wait, do I want to?
No, I don't.
You got to tune in. You got what I learned. Yeah, that too. Don't use it, wait. Do I wanna? No, I don't.
You gotta tune in.
You gotta tune in.
You'll learn something.
F**king hilarious.
It was an interesting vibe for a Saturday night.
You said don't use it, you'll lose it.
Yeah.
Don't let it go.
Muscle memory.
Atrophy.
Yeah, it should fall out.
I just move away, yo.
Yeah, make a left.
Yeah, you good, dog.
Make a left.
I'm sure you got some tunes in there.
Yeah, a little bit.
Couple songs, little slaps.
Thank you, thank you.
Maybe some inspiration?
I don't know.
This guy is crazy though.
Whoa.
No disrespect.
None taken, what the fuck?
Tell me a secret.
This is for the wet pussy.
Have a seat.
Couple.
God. And I'm just going to roll right in.
I need a hoodie, man.
Yo, if this shit is yummy.
You know what I mean?
You're not that middle of the road.
I hate this motherfucker. I hate him.
This is for the bitches that can vote.
I hate him.
Listen, nigga.
Listen, motherfucker. I ain't here for it. Listen nigga.
Listen motherfucker.
I'm gonna leave you behind.
Know your deepest feelings.
Ain't nobody kicking me out of bed for eating fucking crackers.
I'm gonna let you ride for you.
I fucking hate you.
What did you say?
I said ain't nobody kicking me out of bed for eating fucking crackers, okay?
There's nothing wrong with eating crackers in the bed.
Now, when we put the crackers to the side.
No, she really mean crackers. She old as hell.
She mean eating crackers in the bed.
It's a phrase.
Saltines.
It's a phrase.
See, I'm like this now. I never heard that phrase.
You've heard it.
Yeah, and I know you've heard it.
I swear I didn't until you said it.
You said it a bunch of times up here,
but I didn't know what it meant.
They need a podcast for the older women
that still got the wet wet.
That's me.
Press play.
Oh, yeah, just, yeah.
Press play.
Just put the linker on.
Go ahead. Please press play. Oh yeah, just yes. Just put the linker on. Go ahead.
Please press play.
Last question.
Play nigga, play!
Play!
Play the show!
What?
Play the show!
Wait, you can't say that at work.
That's me!
That's me! That's me.
What the fuck?
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Rest in peace, Quincy Jones.
This one hurt.
I ain't gonna lie, y'all got me this time, y'all.
When all y'all started putting up y'all Quincy Jones pictures, I was hating.
This time it worked
I'm mad I ain't get a Quincy Jones picture man Bigger keys to you baby
Lesson made music
Harmonizing ecstasy
If I could sing more
You could sing it to me
Hearing love come
So bright moment of silence for one of the greatest
the greatest, if not the greatest Yeah, you can make me come alive
Every single night
Whoa, your secret garden
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah!
Dog, what?
This is Ch cheat code!
I need to be with you
Alright now we getting started
but I ain't one cut off the bars
Barry I'll cut off
Do what you want me to
That's fucked up
I ain't got time bro
I ain't got time right now
Request a piece Barry White
Lou Rawls could've did that. Baby, just don't...
Aw, man, you can't get...
No disrespect to Barry White up here.
Yo, no disrespect to...
Great Charles could've did that.
Nah, I'm joking.
No disrespect to Barry White.
Oh, man.
Baby, just don't...
Baby, just don't...
Who we, who we, baby? Please stay, hold on. Alright, man. I don't wanna be alone anymore Who is who is baby
Please stay all night
I'm alone tonight
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it
I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it I'll take it Bad Selection Day, let's have a little bit of hope. I wouldn't even know you niggas. Have a little bit of hope out there. NIGGOOOOO!
Tomorrow we'll read better.
Always doing it for the ladies, always for the ladies.
Shout to wherever you might be listening from.
All over the world, all over the country.
Shout to every hood in America.
Never give up on your hopes.
Shout to all the waiters and waitresses out there,
all the restaurants. Anybody working the night life, shout to the escorts waitresses out there, all the restaurants
Everybody working the nightlife, shout to the escorts, get out there and vote
Here you go
All the happy couples, all the miserable ones as well
All the teachers out there, shout to everybody traveling We can go wherever we want And we're all we decide to take
And we'll never let this go
From tomorrow
And we'll never let this go
I'll be right in a place where there's no hope Hate that I'm sharing the space with niggas that didn't buy this album and girlie that didn't buy this album now what album is this?
Glad you can't
All right, we started let's find out what we started with first Amani what album is this
Exactly Wow Wow Wow
It's back on the block Amani didn't know Exactly. Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah.
No, it's back on the block.
It's back on the block.
Imani didn't know.
Did you vote?
Did you vote?
I don't see a sticker.
You voted in the jail? I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm never gonna let you go I'm never gonna let you go
I'm never gonna let you go
I'm never gonna let you go Quincy, go have a flute dude on standby for when one of these singing niggas get stupid. Alright, enough of you. Flute dude!
Mic check, mic check, greatest podcast in the whole wide world. Y'all know what time it is.
Don't start telling me about them white podcasters with better numbers, man.
I'm working with the corner of the Monopoly board.
All the niggas in my song, let's fuck out of here.
I don't want to hear that shit. If you niggas in my songs, fuck out of here. I don't wanna hear that shit.
You niggas love white dudes, then change the channel.
About the yellows.
Yeah, them niggas though.
There's some money down there, some blues and greens.
Yeah, it's cool.
The yellows are doing some damage.
The yellows, what?
Get you out of here.
And jail right there.
And jail right there.
So it's like, you know what I mean?
What episode is this?
773. Let me sit up since I'm next to a non voter.
See what today's about.
They wanted to come in here and do all this Kamala shit.
Yo, you should have suppressed your voice.
What the fuck? I haven't done a fucking thing except walk in the fucking room.
I didn't write on the board today.
I didn't say shit.
Hey, some of them people with names I punched in the voter registration thing was
podcasters.
Oh shit.
I know some of y'all names.
And birthdays.
Y'all niggas ain't registered.
Niggas been on they podges chatting and patting.
Talking about they coochie raps and anything.
Oh my lord, lord, lord.
What episode?
Episode 773.
Welcome to episode 773 of the Joe Button Podcast brought to you by Fuel, by Power, by Price,
please Price, please get you. I'm your humble gracious grateful happy to be here and I voted
in my hood. I mean and I was raised and grew up in still there. Yeah I mean I ain't go to no other
I have to hit 95 to vote. Yeah I mean I have to drive to Virginia Beach. I didn't have to go headed toward North Carolina to vote.
I didn't have to see my cousins I grew up with to vote.
I mean, I voted in my hood.
You know what I mean?
Joe Button, here with a few people that we got to see where we stand after today.
To my right, no voting sticker, not registered.
Just been having a voice, part no voting sticker, not registered,
just been having a voice, part of the problem, not the solution.
How?
I haven't told anybody to vote any specific way.
That's the problem.
I have just encouraged people
to exercise their constitutional rights.
That's the problem, girl.
To vote, that's all I have said.
Who have you endorsed?
I didn't endorse anybody.
That's the problem. I picked a side they said.
Using your platform wrong way.
Oh I know whose side I'm on.
But because I can't vote.
You're not on no side.
A non-vote is a vote for the opposition.
Oh for Christ's sake.
I heard Mark Lamont Hill tell me that.
And Mark Lamont Hill is joining us today.
Hey!
Yeah!
Yay!
Moving right the fuck along.
Hey!
Brother Mark Lamont Hill is in the building. Yes sir, yes sir. He got his vote. Yay! Moving right the fuck along. Hey!
Brother Mark Lamar Hill is in the building.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
He got his voting stick on, so we good.
We good.
Hey, now, whoever you voted for is your business.
Me?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Like, as long as you voted, I'm not asking what you did.
When you go in the booth, you close the curtain.
It don't matter if you got a panda to one side or another.
You could go in there and pick somebody
that nobody thinks you'll pick.
And that's all right with me, my brother.
So I won't ask who you voted for.
I appreciate that.
Who'd you vote for?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You asking me that is going to cause another divisive fight
with my man.
No, it's not.
It is.
Why?
Because that's where our beef comes from.
Our other beef.
You know we got mad beef.
There's another one our beef.
I don't have any beef with you, but okay.
I said he think that you voted for Trump.
Ice don't think that.
Well, go ahead.
And then I said, I think so too.
You didn't look at him, Ice.
You looked at me and said, wow, you really think that?
And I said, yeah.
And then you said, you think I voted for Trump.
And now Mark Lamar is sounding like,
he think you voted for Trump.
I have questions.
All right, get them off.
No, that's the question.
I mean, they wouldn't shock me is all I'm saying.
Why?
Because I'm hearing a lot of people
say they're gonna vote for Trump.
It's not you personally, a lot of dudes,
especially black men I had talked to,
I was in a barbershop just yesterday
and at least three dudes said that they voting for Trump.
Or no, they didn't, they said they're not voting for Kamala.
So I'm assuming they're voting for Trump.
They didn't seem like Green Party.
Was it the lemon tree?
Lemon, what's that?
Was that the barbershop?
Nah, I don't know, I don't know that.
Is that like,
The lemon tree?
Is that some fancy like suburban shit?
I just moved here.
I just moved to Jersey.
That be in the mall.
It's the white people shit.
Oh, that's like the hair cutteries and some shit.
Okay.
Super cut hair.
Fuck you Joe Biden.
Super cut?
Super cut?
I was, I was, as a matter of fact,
I was in the barbershop and they was,
they asked me if I knew Ish.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
And you said, I just spoke to him last night again. No, that's when I texted him. That's what made me text him. I was in the barbershop and they asked me if I knew Ish. Oh shit. Oh shit. And you said, I just spoke to him last night again.
No, that's what I texted him.
That's what made me text him.
I was in the barbershop, they were telling Ish stories.
They was like, you and your buddy podcast.
I was like, yeah, they was like,
oh, you know, tell Ish I said what up.
I know Ish.
I knew Ish was back in the day.
But my buddy was telling these fucking hood stories
about Ish.
So you drove to Virginia to get a haircut.
What the fuck?
What's going on?
I was at Seven's Barbershop in,
it was at South Orange,bershop in South Orange.
Alright.
Yeah, niggas said they were voting for Trump.
So you wouldn't be surprised if I said I was voting because you've heard other black men say that?
Yeah, yeah, more than normal.
I'm not dumb.
That's true.
I'm not dumb. I look down on them. I frown upon them.
You know what I mean? I don't know much about politics, but
is bad.
Like, I'm not here to have the political back and forth, but
I just can't.
Draw the line somewhere.
You stupid.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. So you think that's my bag?
What?
The R word, you think that's my bag?
I can side with them.
I think that you have a love for,
how do I say this without getting you to attack me?
Conservatism?
Yeah, thank you.
I don't even know what that means.
I think you have a love for conservatism that I don't.
Again, I can't even reply because I don't know what that means.
And I don't know how to explain it, so we're at end task.
Cool.
Do you believe in like traditional family values?
I think that's bullshit.
I think that the traditional family values that people
speak of, they sway them at their convenience. So I don't think that shit is real.
So he might not be a conservative. I'm not a conservative.
Tough one, economy, big military, all that kind of shit.
I'm not conservative at all. So why does he do that to you?
Ask him again, my brother. Go ahead, ask him again.
Their bonding is gonna go down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm trying to play therapist.
Yo.
You know, not that therapist,
not the therapist from this weekend,
but the kind of therapist that, you know what I mean?
For like, married couples.
Yeah, I can't drive.
One of their representatives will have to leave.
It's all good in the honeymoon stage.
Yeah, and I think that you maybe have a love for I think that they somebody could get you with your I could lower your taxes
They can't lower my taxes. I think somebody could say that to you and get you they can't
I'm smart enough to know better one. They can't lower my taxes. I'm not in the 1%
I think you might be wanting people to say our economy was better. Not me. I
Came in here argued that three years ago four years ago. I argue the other side of that. It's alright dog
You can paint
I didn't and I didn't ask who you voted for because that's your choice. I know as long as
You vote
My body my choice. That's it. There you go. That's it.
Brother Freeze is here with us today.
I mean, what's happening?
What's happening with the sticker?
With the sticker.
I wasn't in the booth with him.
I wasn't in the booth.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you know what came out?
The little stickers.
Yeah.
Hey, my stickers.
They had little stickers.
They cut costs on everything.
Yo, what the fuck, Rod?
When all your residents move.
When you don't circle the money back in.
Funnel the money back into the city.
Don't do that.
Hey, yo. Stop.
Stop.
Brother Parks is what is on my iris finest.
My time made the news too, man.
Really? What happened?
Peanut the squirrel. Mm.
Rest in peace, Peanut the squirrel, man.
I saw that, that was so fucked up.
That's foul.
And the raccoon.
And Fred the raccoon.
God damn it.
My man rescued a squirrel, and the squirrel bit someone,
they had to put the squirrel,
the squirrel's got a million followers on Instagram,
so the squirrel's popping.
And he had a raccoon.
What's the squirrel's name?
Peanut. Peanut.
And Peanut bit somebody. Yeah, but like, a friend, he's a squirrel. He just nibbled. What's the squirrel name? Peanut. And Peanut bit somebody.
Yeah, but like a friend.
He's a squirrel.
He's a squirrel.
He just nibbled.
What town is this?
It was Pine City, but that's a suburb of Elmire.
You know what my man Peanut did?
I know.
That's a piece Peanut and Fred, man.
Yeah, man.
Yo, Peanut, look at this shit that makes the news.
I know.
Because I'm starving, they're going to put Peanut
and Fred in the middle.
Peanut down, man.
Well, I'm an animal lover, so rest in peace to peanut.
And Fred.
I just, and Fred.
I just would have liked to hear some of them
same sentiments from white people
when the police rolled up in Brooklyn
to take the pond that the hood niggas made.
Oh, that little koi pond.
Yeah, they cemented over that shit.
Hey, the police went over there,
scooped them little death bitch out.
Them white people came and just started filming.
Was cement on the pond?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
They cemented up the koi pond.
Yes.
The white people were like, this is terrible.
Brooklyn had gone somewhere.
A shining beacon of hope for our neighborhood.
It was a big deal.
It was a big deal.
Mad fish, they was coming out,
the hood niggas feeding them every morning.
White people killed the shit out of the fish.
You can't niggas have no joy in the fuck that.
You ain't giving you no.
But they came back and rebuilt it, bigger and better.
Some bigger fish in there.
And hopefully the cops don't treat the fish
like black people.
Going in through a little side night in the pool. That's how Central Park was built.
You in your bag?
You in your bag today?
You in your bag today, yeah.
Yo, who thought of that one?
That's ill.
Forget it.
It's quality land right here.
You got it.
What? They're not going to do it. They's quality land right here What they're not gonna do it for the game often yo you better get out of here by 7
Don't be here when we come back
At all we show my lord did I introduce people yes
But it's okay. All right, the is here, man. Everybody's here.
All these niggas, the Cori ain't voting,
they're talking to him.
Eric, I'll keep it quiet.
He doesn't have one sticker.
That's all I'll say about that one.
There's a lot of non-stickers over there.
All of the fucking black people
that have been screaming Trump, Trump, Trump,
all of my niggas, y'all ain't go vote. Y'all just been talking that Trump shit. And y'all buddying,
buddying up with the white non-voters as if it's going to have the same effect. Y'all the niggas
going to get killed. Them white niggas going to be chilling somewhere. Soon as Trump get in.
I hate to tell you. They bringing out the new bowing arrows and everything. The asshole of me
kind of want them to win. So I could look at every person I argue with
and be like, now what?
What changed for you now?
Now what, you fucking idiot, now what?
By the time y'all listens to this podcast.
We might know something.
This is gonna come down to a tiny little town,
Chattanooga.
No, Pennsylvania they say it's gonna be the one.
It's gonna be Philly.
They said Pennsylvania.
Or maybe Virginia.
That really sets it all.
Still, even with Meek's endorsement?
He endorsed it the day before.
That's good though.
That's good, you don't want people to forget.
I would say the people who would listen to Meek
are probably not gonna remember two weeks later.
That's right.
That's true, that's a good point.
So.
That's definitely racist.
It's young people, we're prisoners at the moment.
You know what I mean?
We don't even remember who won.
So I'm glad Meek said something.
Shout out to Meek.
I'm glad he said something.
I'm glad he spoke out.
And I'm glad he made his voice heard.
Cause now I think there are a lot of people
who weren't gonna come out
and now they're gonna come out to the polls.
That's a good point.
Yeah, I respect that.
Pennsylvania's crucial.
Pennsylvania's crucial.
And Philadelphia's crucial
because white people don't elect Democrats.
Black people do, brown people do.
Like no Democratic president,
no Democrat has won the presidency
with a majority of white votes since the 1960s.
So if you win the presidency as a Democrat,
you gotta get a lot of black people
and a lot of brown people.
So come out.
So Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh,
I'm just pointing you to steal his fame.
Pittsburgh, that's Philly,
and Ohio is gonna be places like Columbus, Cleveland, so you gotta get people out
in Detroit, you know, to win Michigan.
So I'm glad, all the rappers should be coming out
telling people to come out and vote.
I agree.
That's exactly who we need to hear from
during this critical time.
No, I agree with that.
Unfortunately, they have some influence.
Yeah, that's what they listening to.
I don't even want them to tell people who to vote for.
I don't need no political analysis.
I just want them to tell people to show up.
To vote, to show up.
Yeah, just vote.
Yep, just get out and show up.
I agree, I agree.
Chef G said, I endorse Trump
and ain't nothing none of y'all gonna do about it.
What you gonna do about it though?
What you gonna do about it? Hey you mad? What's up?
Come pull out.
Yo I'm not fighting nobody over political beliefs.
At all.
Nah nigga I would be in bed if too old.
Are you crazy?
Gotta really weigh what the fight is about.
Facts.
Before it breaks out. Is this worth it?
No
Most times no
No
Man my elbow been hurting for two weeks for nothing
You think about him fighting a motherfucker?
You think about him fighting a motherfucker?
For no reason at all
For nothing bro
Because we disagreed
Just woke up you know
Because we disagreed
No bullshit
Before any of that
Just God put breath in your lungs and that is a new ache in ailment.
No bullshit.
Picked up a pan off the stove over there.
And if you just wait four days, it might leave.
For no, on its own.
No bullshit.
We are old as hell.
Fucked up, bro.
Yeah, I'm good.
I just told somebody the 40s is kicking my ass.
It's different than they said it would be,
even with money.
No, I told you.
Money ain't helping. Damn.
They ain't making nothing better.
Atrophy.
40s you look good, but you feel bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Why you looking at me like that?
I'm just looking at you
because you know you can do something about that, right?
You wanna come work out with me?
Yes, of course. Because I work out with me?
Yes, of course.
Because I work out regularly, so you know, like we could just help.
Oh, that what you were implying?
You're saying I need to work out?
You do.
I mean...
I agree with that.
We have to.
I agree with that.
That's the use it or lose it.
Invest in my...
Don't do that again.
Don't say that again to me.
My nigga.
Don't do that again
That was crazy, but I do believe that we do need an investment art health Corey got me some fucking trainer I gotta see it 6 a.m.. Stupid in the face
I don't know. I don't know how you look. I'm talking about my face. Oh, it's a good trainer. I
Would think so. I didn't know I wasn't trying to be fun
But you were so I was what it was I wasn't I'm dead. Oh dog
I would have a female or male trainer day matter male you right, but I'm just talking about some of those natural
ailments that come when you are in your 40s.
Like, I've broken a foot, I've broken a hand, like I've broken bones.
Exercise can help all that shit.
And exercise helps all of that shit.
You all meet up while I shoot a mouth.
I've broken bones. All of the things that people who do manual work, like have to get out and get it themselves, experience.
Or your bones is probably in place.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, for the most part.
You probably never broke nothing.
For the most part.
Reaching for a wallet or purse.
That's funny.
So you're implying that I've never done anything manual.
You're still beautiful, still like a newborn.
I've never had any nerve
and moved my finger in my house.
You're still newborn beauty.
Skin soft as, soft as dove.
Go ahead, girl.
So basically you're saying that you can tell
when rain is coming.
Yes. Yeah, hell yeah. That can tell when rain is coming. Yes.
Hell yeah.
That is a fact.
For sure.
Days away.
I got you.
Days away.
As soon as this ankles start to happen, I'm like, oh yeah.
Oh, and as soon as I finish this prize pick ad,
we gonna talk about the rain.
As soon as I finish this ad, we gonna talk about the rain
for you fucking idiots and imbeciles out there
that did what you did and it's coming up
Don't worry about it before we get the little Wayne fest. Let me just let me just talk to him real quick
I it's time for my favorite part of the show
Prize pigs I'm screaming it cuz I got polyps on my shit and last time I screamed it my voice and my throat pause
Was fucked up for days. Okay, you got polyps. Yes
See back to that work My throat pause was fucked up for days. Damn. You got polyps? Yes.
See, back to that work.
Yeah.
I'm talking about.
Is that why you left us the other day?
The Irish goodbye?
I left, I didn't, Irish goodbye, I waved.
Did he, was it an Irish goodbye?
I waved.
No.
I dabbed everybody on the side.
I waved to y'all.
Who was standing right there going like this.
I did like this, my salute.
And then I left.
I was like, yeah, it was like all right.
And then your salty ass went home and hit the
group chat and say what you saying the group chat that's why you don't need to
be in a group chat there's a group chat oh this is awkward we got a
mark to the mission like two weeks ago y'all ever got quiet yo I ain't in the
group chat neither was different, it's different reasons.
But you got Android.
He got Android.
You can't come in the group chat.
Although he might be able to come now, pause.
He can.
We don't want to.
Pause.
I could have been in the group chat.
Well, no, because you fucked up.
That green bubble shit.
You fucked it up when you did.
We don't want to see a green bubble.
I got an iPhone, so.
My nigga, we got to go.
Come on then.
And I'm on the show.
Hey, yo, grow up, my nigga.
The green bubble don't stop nothing. Yes, it does. Oh, wow. Come on in. And I'm on the show. Hey yo, grow up my nigga. The green bubble don't stop nothing.
Yes it does.
Oh wow.
It literally does.
It literally does though.
It stops my conversation.
I know.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
It gotta be a phone call for green bubble.
Fuck them, yeah, you gotta call me though.
Fucking passing of information.
Yeah, no, call me.
Green bubble, Virginia voting.
It's all adding up.
Yeah, I just don't know.
I just don't know.
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You did.
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The white man was right.
Yo.
They was right.
Yo, you were.
I think my text has been blowing up all week.
Yeah, I'm sure.
And I have not replied to any of them.
I bet you did.
They think I died.
For real.
What?
They was hitting me individually.
Then this morning they hit the group chat like anybody
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Kareem Hunt look like he 20.
I didn't even watch the game.
Bro he looked like a game.
I put the Knicks on like that would make me feel better.
Watch them lose.
He was like a man out there playing with kids.
Watch them lose to the Rockets.
Watch the Knicks lose right to the Rocketsets them young boys out there and that white Australian some gala
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Now, let me tell you what all of you idiots did.
Honestly.
I know he said that was good for you niggas too.
I can't believe y'all.
I tried to tell y'all, but y'all, you know, y'all call me gloomy.
Y'all call me moody.
Y'all call me sad and depressed and all of this other shit.
But now New York is under a drought watch. Where is my shit?
Because we have no rain, they're telling us a few things we have to do now. Such as, where is it?
I can't find it but I know it off the head. Here we go, oh I found it. All right, Mayor Eric Adams announced
a citywide drought watch in NYC
after October recorded the lowest rainfall on record.
Residents can help conserve water by
avoiding unnecessary toilet flushes.
Leave that dookie right in there.
Yeah.
I'll touch this too.
Make a dookie gumbo.
Couple of y'all going there. I'm saying yo, if it's brown, flush it down.
Oh shit.
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
That's the hood rules.
What?
Wait.
Y'all never heard that before?
Fuck.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Never heard that before.
That's hood rules.
I have never heard that.
Hell no.
You heard that and not look a gift horse in the mouth?
You heard him say the same shit?
Well, he's from Philly.
Okay.
Day water's bad. and not look a gift horse in the mouth. You heard him say the same shit?
Well, he's from Philly.
Okay.
They water's bad.
They don't, they didn't have enough,
a lot of water to begin with.
They like flint and cut some shit.
Oh shit.
You though.
What?
I can't believe y'all.
Just the other day I took a shit,
the automatic flush happened before I was done wiping.
I salt bathed that shit again, I hit the double flush.
Doo doo doo.
You part of the problem.
Yeah, I'm about to say they're talking to you.
Yo dog, I'd rather flush my shit a million times
than have, I'm in New York for four seasons.
I don't want all of this sunny shit.
This shit is horrible.
It's depressing me.
I want all the sunny shit.
They're advising us to take shorter showers.
No.
Now my girl's like, I don't shower enough anyway, but.
I don't think your girl should watch the amount of times
you shower during the week either.
Well, nevermind.
Huh?
There's a reason why she might, yeah.
Her pH and shit like that.
You don't shower daily?
Hey, in the Suspect Challenge, daily, in to shower daily? Hey, in the suspect challenge, daily,
in the suspect challenge, one of the girls said,
PURP only brushes his teeth when he's leaving the house.
I finally see them shits.
I was dying.
Yeah, I finally saw them.
Some of them shits is funny.
Some of them funny.
Some of them is hilarious.
I caught an Asian couple the other day.
I saved it.
Like, they funny. I like them funny. Some of them is hilarious. I caught an aging couple the other day. I saved it.
Like they funny.
I like couples that roast each other.
Take shorty showers.
Promptly repair leaks.
That's for y'all that come from poverty.
And ish.
And.
Says the person who had a massive leak in his house.
Right.
Several.
For weeks.
And it wasn't fixed promptly.
Yeah, not at all.
Not running the faucet while brushing teeth or shaving.
Now, I'm just telling y'all, if I had to make the choice,
I'd choose all of these things over sun till December.
Yeah, I want some rain.
This is crazy. We need some Yeah, I want some rain.
This is crazy.
We need some rain.
We need some rain.
It's time.
Let us flush our toilet like we're in America.
Yeah, y'all fucked me up, so y'all just let the piss sit there?
That's crazy.
And with-
How many people piss before y'all flush their clothes?
Wait, no, no.
And dapped.
That's cool that they grew up like that, but they 50 and dapped over that.
I want to change the things that black men dapp over.
How many people piss before you flush it?
Yellow, let it mellow.
Joe.
Yes, Antoine.
Hold on, hold on, please.
Let him answer, please.
Dog, I don't do that in my home.
No, no, Mark was answering.
You shouldn't do it in anyone's home.
So, I mean, we have enough bathrooms
that I don't have to share my toilet with nobody.
Okay.
If it's brown, you flush it down, always.
But to say, to preserve water
and to be good to the environment,
yeah, you could get a few, a few, a few.
Nigga, so that water bill used to be lower.
Niggas used to rock out.
Yeah, just flushing shit.
I don't have to do that.
Oh, y'all come from the real world.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They come from, I must've had a good coming out.
They come from the ghost face, all I got is you, Pops. Virt come from the real thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They come from me. I must have had a good coming out of that. They come from me.
They come from the ghost face, all I got is you, Pops.
Virtues in the cereal box.
That was my song too, but some of the shit in there,
I could not relate to.
You flush whenever you want it.
You flush when you use the bathroom.
Just willy nilly with it, just wosh.
Yes.
Yeah.
Wow.
Might give a courtesy flush if I'm in there
fucking it up bad enough.
Again, shit's a whole other thing. If you take a shit. Gotta do a courtesy flush if I'm in there fucking it up bad enough. Again, shit's a whole other thing.
If you take a shit.
They're just talking about urination.
Sometimes I flush it and try to finish.
I'll be racing the shit.
So do you like flush in the middle of the night too?
Yeah.
Because that could be a time where you just like kind of let it rock.
You better let that thing rock, man.
And let your entire bathroom smell like urine.
Well close the lid. You close the lid. You better let that thing rock, man. And let your entire bathroom smell like urine. Well, close the lid.
You close the lid.
You think that stops a urine smell.
Where you got your doctorate from?
You got the whole loud ass toilet.
That's the problem.
Where you get his doctorate from?
That don't quite work like that.
It do, man.
You get a little spray, you good.
They ain't never flush.
They try to hurry up and finish before the water go down,
like you race the shit.
Yeah.
When I was six.
I ain't 12, I said.
Yes you are!
Yes you are, nigga!
Yes you are!
It's the six year old that you gotta remind to flush the toilet!
If you don't use it, you lose it.
Alright, alright, alright.
And I read a little meme, because that's where I get all my info from as a 44 year old.
And I read a little meme that said men are supposed to sit down and piss
because of how the piss bounces up.
And they targeted the four spots
that men typically aim for in the toilet
and how the piss bounces up.
It looks like the 50th most disgusting thing in the world.
That shit is nasty.
That shit was nasty.
And you're supposed to close the lid
before you flush the toilet.
Why are we not civilized?
I never do that, I wanna see the toilet.
You're supposed to. I wash it. Because the toilet. Why are we not civilized? I never do that. I want to see the flush.
No, you're supposed to.
I wash it.
Because they said the fecal matter and all that shit
jumps out the bowl too, the same way.
Sprays.
Just sit and pee.
I don't know if I can do it.
Yeah.
Try it.
Oh, I do it.
Do you?
Oh, I do it.
I know the jokes go, I know the jokes go.
You never sat and pee.
I have before and I've been disappointed.
I might've thought, oh, I ain't really had to point it. Yeah, I might have thought I
Try to check as you get these 40 year old knees, you know
You know tired shit or if it's four o'clock in the morning when I walk in the bathroom
And I'm not I'm sitting my contacts is all
Take your contacts out
And you pee at four in the morning like when the bitches do
Take your contacts out. And you pee at four in the morning like when the bitches do.
What?
Four in the morning when the bitches wake up and gotta go pee.
Nigga, when you get a certain age, you get up and pee. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo What? What? What? Do you piss in the middle of the night?
Not when she's pissing.
Have your girls not there?
No.
I piss when I wake up, like a real man.
That's alright.
No, no, no.
Tom got me.
Like a real man with girth.
Try that shit in the little vulture.
Keep trying that shit.
You're fucking prostate is gonna have its way with you.
That's for the niggas without girth, I think.
That nigga's gonna be pissing on theirself.
Man, you do wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning.
That's for the skinniest niggas.
Y'all don't got the room to hold that shit.
You're gonna be pissed. You're gonna be pissed. You're gonna be pissed. You're gonna be pissed. That nigga gonna be pissing on himself. And you do wake up at four o'clock in the morning.
That's for the skinniest niggas.
Y'all don't got the room to hold the piss.
They got a rush, rush to it.
That motherfucking piss gonna hit your ass,
you'll be like, oh shit.
Yeah, you gonna be able to hold it?
Watch. Watch it.
Nigga, have a wet dream like a man.
Yeah.
They have a wet dream like a man. Can we have some decorum here?
All right. So Hot Boys reunion.
Hot Boys big time.
Tossing it to our number one Hot Boy.
Number one stutter right there.
Take it away.
Take it away, buddy.
Yeah, over the weekend, Wayne had his, I forget what year this is now, but it's-
It's 2025.
No.
That is not-
That is not.
That is not.
It's not even that.
Like how many years he's done it, I mean, but he had his Louisiana festival out in New That is not even that.
How many years he's done it, I mean.
But he had his Louisiana festival out in New Orleans.
The advertised part was the Hot Boys and the Big Timers were all reuniting on stage.
You know, BG came home last year, so he's missed the previous festivals.
They had the little shit at Essence Fest where they had a hot boys reunion without Wayne.
So now this time they all came out and they were doing
old records from
the Gorilla Warfare album, from Juvie's first album, from BG early albums. Like this was...
They all used to be in a group.
You know, Big Timer's albums. This was shit.
Like, me, myself, I was in the crib going crazy.
I loved every minute of this.
They went through the hits, and then, you know, they left the stage, and then Wayne came back
and soloed that shit out, and he smoked it.
Unpopular opinion.
What, that he smoked it?
What did he smoke?
He did a good Lil Wayne job.
But-
Yeah, it feels a little bit disrespectful of a carry-on.
Look, I enjoyed it because I'm a Lil Wayne fan.
Uh-huh.
Don't sound like it.
And I enjoyed the reunion.
I thought that was the best part,
even more so than the Lil Wayne thing.
For sure. Absolutely.
I think where it went off the rails for me just a little bit
is that people started talking about, you know, this is why he should be at the Super Bowl. This is proof. This is epic before
It wasn't an epic before at all. It was I mean the sound was kind of bad, you know, he didn't forget the lyrics
But yeah, it's all a problem. I don't like I saw everybody. Yeah ice you said he can't remember his lyrics there
There's a big ass teleprompter that did it was karaoke
Not a shot at Wayne not saying that he stood there reading the lyrics
but you have that reminder there in real time so you could look at the screen and
you know keep your pace. It's just nothing wrong with that. I'm not talking
about none of that Super Bowl I'm just saying for this show for a... Was it a
good performance did you like the songs? Yeah I liked both. I just liked the songs.
I liked the songs.
I liked everybody there.
The moment I liked Master P coming out on stage being one of the ones to, after the
mayor gave him the key to the city, Master P.
So you do know who gives away the key to the city.
He did get a key.
He got a key.
He got a key to the city.
He got a key to the city.
He got a key to the city.
And he got two days.
Two days.
Wayne, whatever, yeah, they gave him two days.
That's what's up.
So I like these moments of,
I don't have a day.
I was about to say, do you have a day?
Oh, you got a good day.
Can you vote?
I was about to say, I'm gonna let you rock.
But when I'm saying he killed it,
the song selection was great.
They sounded, I rapped along with the songs.
Ain't miss a beat.
He picked mixtape records, album cuts, commercial singles.
Like he touched everything, Paul,
that you would want to see from Wayne.
So I say he killed that.
Now, when you enter that Super Bowl conversation
that everybody has, I say if you look at this
and still think that he would have done great
at the Super Bowl, you're lying to yourself.
Why?
It's a contradiction.
No, no, no.
This is great for this stage, not that stage.
It's like saying somebody could do something real good here
but if you put them on another platform or something,
it won't translate the same.
Yeah.
So regionally it works, nationally it would not.
This was great for Lil Wayne.
This was great for Lil Wayne,
this was great for New Orleans,
this was great for his festival, This was great for his festival. This was great for this moment
I don't think that this same moment translates to the worldwide audience that the Super Bowl brings right which has been my critique about
Wayne Super Bowl from the rip doesn't have does not have the records. That's not for the Super Bowl
Now remove the Super Bowl I can still acknowledge that this was great to see,
this was a moment, this was historic, and I loved it.
So culturally it was dope,
but you said he smoked the performance.
He smoked that entire Louisiana Festival concert.
He smoked the sequencing.
I wanna know, it may be tough for some people
to remove the Super Bowl aspect
when he's up there doing his Super Bowl speech.
And I'm going to play that now.
I hate this. Go ahead.
During my lifetime, the first Super Bowl was here.
I made shot by tickets at the beginning of the season.
And, you know, I did the same when I moved to Miami
and I was wishing my team making and guess who made it
They you the motherfucking saints
They won't make it this year. Don't worry about that and that's not his team
He's a pack of three night pack of things able to bring my family and other people from New Orleans and they had a fucking ball
That moment I said to myself I want to be on stage for the Super Bowl one day in front
of my mom.
And I worked my ass off to get that fucking position away from me.
I hate this.
This motherfucking moment right here.
I'm not for that game. I hate this. This motherfucking moment right here.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not for doggies. They can't take that, man. They can't take that from me.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for yourself for being amazing.
I hated every minute of it.
Why didn't you like that moment?
You playing the victim role, damn near.
What if he feels like a victim?
How would you feel like, well, there's one part we don't know
because I don't like when he says,
this was snatched from me.
Right.
I don't like that.
We haven't seen anything.
Now, whether he had a conversation behind the scenes
with Hov or somebody who told him he might be in the running or considered for it, we don't know. We never saw the short list. We never saw
anything where they said you had the Super Bowl. So what is snatched from you? It was assumed by
you and a lot of your fans and a lot of the public. Like I told you, right last year after the game,
when they announced New Orleans and everything, we started to see the memes go around,
oh, they gotta pick Wayne, they gotta pick Wayne.
I think a lot of people,
I think Wayne himself believed that.
Yeah, they gotta pick me.
Yeah, but I don't think that that's not snatched away
from you. That's entitlement.
I don't believe, well, that's all I'm saying.
He may be entitled,
so I don't wanna sound like I'm arguing that.
And maybe I don't like this announcement either
But I don't think he's operating off of what fans and memes said I agree with that too
I mean, I do think I think that he had no but I think it's based from something
It's based on I feel like me. I spoke to nobody. I got no facts. I think he did
I think he definitely spoke to a whole or somebody on that board that's in got no facts. I think he did. I think he definitely spoke to Hove
or somebody on that board that's in charge of that.
I think they may have told him,
laid out a guideline of things that the person they pick
has to accomplish and do.
I think he might've went and went about trying to
check some of the things off that list.
And maybe he didn't like how he found out the the news that Kendrick was performing which is maybe you found
out when the rest of us found out. And if that happened then I could see him
feeling like or feeling bold enough to say hey it was snatched from me. I don't
think he's just working off of this was in New Orleans I'm me this should happen.
I mean I think the Dr. Dre, LA situation
got people starting to associate artists with towns.
But that's a ridiculous way to pick somebody.
You want to pick the biggest, hottest,
most important artist at that moment, or a legend.
I don't want somebody, if someone comes to Philly,
I don't assume Pink is gonna be there,
or Beanie Seagull, or Meek Mill, whoever.
I want, whoever the biggest person is, that's who I want.
And I think we shouldn't even start to think about
associating the artist with the town,
especially for the Super Bowl.
And I feel like amongst artists, I mean,
or in entertainment, a lot of things
can get lost in translation.
A lot of things could get, it's the phone game.
By the time this message get to you,
how it got to you versus what really happened
There's a chance for some slippage true. Very true happens every day. I'd like to see Wayne part of a performance in New Orleans
I think that would be amazing
I don't think he should be headlining a performance in New Orleans and I feel like all the
Speeches and monologues is taking him even out of consideration for being part of any of that
I feel like that's a deal breaker.
He's not gonna be a part of the performance.
He's the performance, yeah.
And that's wild to me.
If Kendrick was gonna bring out Wayne, he should come out.
I mean, that'd be, to me, a crowning achievement.
Kendrick was not bringing out Wayne.
It's a for example, you know, he wasn't.
But it's a for example, although it would be kind of ill.
I think Wayne wouldn't come out.
I think Kendrick might invite him.
But the same way Wayne is documenting an interview
saying if I get my chance at the Super Bowl,
that's my spotlight and I don't plan on sharing it
with everybody, I think people feel like that.
I don't think they do.
Yeah, but at the same token.
Like Kendrick already shared the stage
with all of these millions of people in LA.
But that's my turn.
It's my turn to shine now.
So it's almost like paying your dues a little bit,
not saying Wayne has to, but if Kendrick had that mindset,
there's no saying that he gets this shot.
Whereas, no, I'm not letting nobody bring me out.
Like, I'm not sharing the stage with nobody.
You get what I'm saying?
So yeah, I'll play this role today.
I'll sit here and let y'all bring me out today.
But when my time come, then I can do that.
Yeah, that's a good point.
But, so you're saying if Kendrick would have had the...
He played the game.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's saying he played the game.
I think he had no choice.
He did have a choice.
You do have a choice always,
but if Dr. Dre, you're from L.A.
and Dr. Dre and Snoop call you and say,
yo, I want you to perform in the Super Bowl with us,
that is celebrating and highlighting Los Angeles,
you get your ass on that stage.
Right.
It's not as simple as that, though.
But let's just for the sake.
Now, all right, great.
Dre and Snoop called.
I accepted it.
Now they got to go run it up a board.
That board says yes to me, Kendrick.
So now I have the opportunity to do that.
1,000%.
We don't know that that's the case with Wayne.
Oh, no, no, no.
I know.
I'm saying.
We don't know if there's even something or somebody blocking him from that door being opened.
No, I'm not even speaking to,
I'm just speaking to us saying that Wayne
might have the mindset of,
I don't want to share that stage,
I just want it to be me.
Like we said, if Kendrick were to even invite him,
he may not go.
I say that's a mistake.
I say, hey, go.
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
Show that you play hard.
Your Super Bowl might not have to be in New Orleans,
so what? You might get the Super Bowl two not have to be in New Orleans, so what?
You might get the Super Bowl two years from now in fucking Detroit somewhere or something.
So?
Still fire.
That's my thing.
It's just people attach the city to that because like Mark said, because of the LA situation.
People attach it, okay, it's New Orleans, it has to be this.
Oh, next year is Atlanta.
It got to be somebody from, no it don't.
It ain't never been that until then.
That's not traditionally how it goes. Yeah.
That's all.
That's not how it goes traditionally.
And it might just not be that,
cause I think everybody wants this to be a conspiracy.
You know, there's the philosophical principle.
Sometimes the simplest explanation is the most likely one.
Like maybe people just don't think he'd be good.
That's what, I think that is just true.
I ain't wanna say that ever, Jen.
I wouldn't necessarily say that.
Kendrick just had the best year damn
Not out of any musician out but take Kendrick off the table
Do you think little Wayne will put on a good Super Bowl level performance? I think I say no
I think he has the ability to do so I think the Super Bowl is 13 minutes
And I think that if Wayne took the Super Bowl performance seriously as I think he would I think that Wayne could put on a 13
Minute performance that would be dope. I don't think the time is the problem. I think
again the performance aspect for the Super Bowl and the records that you need
for the Super Bowl, I don't think Wayne has that. For the Super Bowl.
For the Super Bowl. I have to just reiterate that I'm always amping for the Super Bowl.
Because he got some features with pop stars that you can bring on but then you gotta
bring the pop star on. He don't want to do that. I he's bringing on the pop stars. Cause he got some features with pop stars that you can bring on, but then you gotta bring
the pop star on.
He don't wanna do that.
I just don't think the juice is worth the squeeze
to continue to shit on the Super Bowl.
Yeah, you act like this is the end.
Like my nigga, you can get a Super Bowl next year
or the year after or whatever the case may be.
Yeah, I would wanna keep the door open
no matter how much time I got.
I wanna burn that bridge right now.
Yeah, not now. It's burnt.
Not while they re-upped hove to fucking run the decision making for the next however many years.
I think I'm still at that point.
And we don't know how true it is or not, but I take that in this conversation too,
what the dude said that was with the Grammys. Like yo, we had Wayne, he didn't show up for the rehearsals. He didn't like, once you start to get that type of reputation
with a performance this big, and yeah, this is the Super Bowl. So once that is attached to you,
oh yeah, nah, we can't fuck. I just don't like it because it's borderline a shot.
Not that he would be shooting personally, I just think it kind of discredits what Kendrick has done
all year. That's why I don't like it. That done all year. That's why I don't like it.
That's important too.
That's why I don't like it.
Like dog, Kendrick Lamar had a hell of a year
and we wanna highlight that.
I just think that it discredits that.
That's what I don't really like about it.
Like I see Wayne doing all this.
He's gonna put himself on the Kanye list to me
when it comes to the Super Bowl.
Kanye would smoke the Super Bowl
but they would never give him the opportunity.
Because now it's like, we don't know what we're gonna get.
I mean, he got the music, he got the show.
We know that.
But now we don't know what else we're gonna get with you.
And with Wayne, we don't know.
You're sitting here, you've victimized yourself.
Yeah, Kanye's a whole other level.
Putting it over there.
You get on the wrong side of them people,
you will never get that shot.
Different reasons for unpredictability,
but still the same outcome.
Yeah, but one's like, bad.
One, you know what that show would look like.
That's why I don't like it.
Yeah.
You know what that Kanye Super Bowl show would look like.
1,000%.
It would be one of the best ever.
Well, oh, you said one of the best. One of the best ever. Well, oh you said one of the best.
One of the best ever, yes.
He don't have a purple ring.
He might not need it Joe.
No, that's why I agree, he won't need it.
So he'll be one of the best,
but it ain't purple ring when he was doing purple ring
if he want a purple guitar.
Yeah, that was definitely top three.
Yeah, yeah, top one.
No, no.
What's your number one Madonna?
What happened?
What's your number one? King of Pop. Michael Jackson. You heard of one. No, no. What's your number one Madonna? What happened? What's your number one?
King of Pop.
Michael Jackson.
You heard of him?
King of Pop.
When he had the whole fucking stadium singing
We Are The World, had fucking kids from Africa
flowing in, dropping down.
Pandering.
All right.
Michael Jackson?
Got it.
Michael Jackson with Pander King.
We're not doing that today in Quincy.
We're not, we're not.
No, terrible idea. No, imagine how Mike would have sounded without Quincy.
How he sounded without Quincy.
I'll tell you what Quincy Jones told me about that.
He said...
Can you see him stunting us real quick?
Love it.
He was 15 when that album dropped.
I was still 2.
What did you say, Mark?
I really don't like him.
I told him I started working here,
I actually don't like him, it's crazy.
That's what happens with everybody.
Oh.
Now I understand, now I understand.
That's crazy.
What he said is bad was Michael Jackson.
He said that, this is exactly what he said.
He said, on off the wall, we were in a studio together.
And that's why it sounded so good.
He said with Off the Wall, we were in together.
He said with Thriller, we were in separate studios,
but we were still working together.
He said Bad, Mike had his own thing,
and then I was following up.
And he said the reason Bad didn't sound,
didn't have the soul that the first two had,
was because that's what Michael sounds like
without me, basically. No, Bad didn't have. Bad's my favorite. I'm just saying what he said the reason Bad didn't have the soul that the first two had was because that's what Michael sounds like without me, basically.
No, Bad didn't have the soul.
I'm just saying what he said.
Bad was your favorite?
Yeah.
Bad didn't have the soul.
Bad is a lot of people's favorite.
My favorite.
Prince turned that down.
Y'all are crazy.
Prince didn't want to be the one.
I'm okay with being crazy.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Y'all think Bad is better than Off the Wall?
I like it more.
It's my favorite album.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm just surprised.
I've never been a room full of people who said that before. I heard people, I get that Thriller is overrated to people. Like Thriller's not the best one. Thriller's not favorite album. Yeah, absolutely. I'm just surprised. I've never been in a room full of people who have said that before.
I heard people, I get that Thriller is overrated to people.
Like Thriller's not the best one.
Thriller's not overrated.
I mean, I'm talking in terms of
it's ranking among Michael's album.
A lot of people say it's number two, not number one.
To me, it's off the wall, Thriller than Bad.
Okay, I'm going with that.
There's nothing wrong with that,
but I don't think there's an incorrect answer
out of those three projects. That's the problem. You think there's a wrong answer. I do I think bad is always the wrong
I think there's some people out there that need to go take another peek at that bad track that is amazing
Even the titles like do you like listening to the song bad?
The song bad if you ever want to hear the song bad
Is this song bad?
Yeah, I do want to hear bad. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, because I don't want to hear that shit. No, no, black is off the wall. Black is thriller.
Black is not bad.
We're not going to talk about Dirty Diana like that.
Black is Dirty Diana.
I don't dislike Dirty Diana.
I'm just saying, that's not the...
Do you want to hear Smooth Criminal?
Yes.
Yes, what?
Where do y'all be at?
More than...
Oh shit.
Request your dollars.
Where do y'all be at?
Y'all lying.
They slaps.
Nobody's riding in they car listening to...
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom., doon, doon, doon.
Come on, get the fuck out of here.
You went back to bed.
No, I'm-
We had named two other songs.
No, I'm doon, doon, doon, doon, doon, doon.
Liberian Girl, you just love Liberian Girl.
I love Liberian Girl.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I rest my case!
I rest my case!
I can do Liberian Girl.
I'm not riding in my car listening to Smooth Criminal.
No!
You're not listening to Burm is this going on?
I don't understand what they talking about.
At all.
You're not listening to She's Outta My Life?
In the car?
Liberian Girl, I'm listening.
Now if you say the way you make me feel,
that's the shit.
That's the shit.
That's the shit.
That's the shit.
Liberian Girl, I'm listening.
Track one, bad.
Track two, the way you make me feel.
Track three, Speed Demon.
Speed Demon, no, no!
We taking Speed Demon two? Is it Hot Track? Track two the way you make me feel track three speed demons
Taking speed demon to is a hot track track for exactly librarian girl Sheesh just good friends five don't even know what it is
Another part of me. Yeah, seven man in the mirror. Yeah, I just stop
Dirty Diana, yeah, ten smooth criminal. Yeah, eleven leave me alone. Yeah. Yeah, nine, Dirty Diana. Ten, Smooth Criminal. Eleven, Leave Me Alone.
Come on, Fifth.
Yeah, come on.
All right, now go to Twitter or Off The Wall.
It kills both of them.
Off The Wall has four wrecking genocides and two.
And they got five that's still playing the club right now.
It's the Fallin' Love, Bernie's Disco,
while she's out of my life and-
Track one, Don't Stop Till You Get Enough.
Classic, super classic.
Rock with you.
Super duper classic.
Three, working day and night.
What'd you look over here for?
It just ate all of the songs you said on Bad!
Four, get on the floor.
What's wrong, your honor?
Five, off the wall.
Six, girlfriend.
Seven, she's out of my life.
She's out of my life?
Eight, I can't.
No, you're not.
Yes, you are.
Eight, I can't help it.
Nine, it's the falling in love and 10, burn this disco out. All right, now I'm ready't help it. Nine, it's the falling in love
and 10, burn this disco out.
All right, now I'm ready to say it.
Bad is a better album than this.
Bad is one of this.
Yeah, y'all are ready to say that now.
Listen, listen, listen.
Now that we read them, I'm ready to say it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bad is a better album than Off the Wall.
I'm gonna say this.
Maybe I'm showing my age.
But the songs on Off the Wall that hit, hit way harder
than the songs on Bad that hit.
No, no, no, no, no. That's a different conversation. The songs on Off the Wall that hit hit way harder than the songs on Bad That Hit.
No, no, no, no, no. The songs off the wall that hit hit harder than all other songs from
any other album ever made. That's a different conversation.
That's what Off The Wall is a better album. So that's what Off The Wall is.
But that's my argument with the Usher of Confessions versus 8701.
I'm an 8701 dude, but the songs that on Confessions that hit, they hit.
My opinion.
You get what I'm saying?
That's a good, that's a good.
Those songs on Off The Wall are.
I take Confessions, I take Confessions,
but I see your point.
But there are people that say that.
Yeah.
I won't shame them.
People say that.
Like, dog, the 87, I mean,
the songs on Off The Wall that hit,
they hit, bro.
Like, it's more than five.
It's a good seven.
It's a good seven that are really just.
I feel like Off The Wall was bad. Timeless smashes, bro. It's like Illmatic Verses, it was written. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. It's a good seven that are really just- I feel like Off The Wall was bad.
Timeless smashes, bro.
It's like Illmatic versus It Was Written.
Yeah, a little bit.
It kinda is.
I'm sorry, where do y'all land on that?
I'm late to the game.
It was written.
Illmatic.
Y'all all take It Was Written?
I take It Was Written.
I take Illmatic.
I'm Illmatic.
Me too.
I'm Illmatic.
I'm Illmatic.
Thank you.
But, it was written-
Why are you thanking him for having this?
It was written-
Thank him.
I didn't want to be isolated.
Them little late night talks been working on.
They all said the same thing.
I did.
Don't album shame things.
I don't listen to people who didn't vote today.
You're album shaming me and I don't like it.
No, you album shaming me.
It was written-
You deserve an album shaming.
You deserve an album, but Illmatic was just-
Illmatic is to me one of the five or six best albums-
In hip hop history.
In music in the 20th century.
Illmatic Chains Hip Hop.
I got it was written as a better album.
It is.
It's a much better album to me.
No.
Illmatic is?
It was written...
Illmatic cut off before my shower was finished.
Illmatic works if I'm in the shower.
You got circuit service and water, buddy.
Yeah.
I'm about to say, keep in count.
If I listen to Illmatic during the water drought, the drought watch then yeah it's just it's just it's
the best EP ever made I think if you listen to most of the better albums of
the 20th century they short they're short I disagree with that love supreme
a lot of these are under like around 30 minutes yeah yeah a record used to only
be able to hold 35 bro you just named you just named albums that had 11 songs.
What albums?
Well, these Mike albums.
Yeah.
They're some of the best albums ever created.
When they started doing the 18, 19 songs,
I think you throw some filler in there.
Prince was low.
A record could only hold 35 minutes and still sound good.
You could max it out to 40,
but that was like really bad quality.
So most albums were 30 minutes or under. All albums were single albums except for a few.
And then there were like A side and B side so they put like the lesser known records I guess like on the B side.
No, no, no. That's a single.
That's a single.
Can I ask the expert his opinion?
The B side thing comes from singles, not from albums.
Y'all bullies man.
It's not y'all.
But no I don't like Mark, he called us bullies and nobody said anything.
It's just implied to silence.
He's a doctor, man.
You just know what's going on.
He watches the plot.
He watches the plot.
Doctor Falk, man, we gotta shut up.
He watches the plot.
Yeah, that's all, that's all.
You think the same thing, you just ain't gonna say it?
All I'm saying is yeah.
Oh shit.
All I'm saying is ill-matted.
Don't include him in your bullshit.
Don't fucking include him in your bullshit, okay?
You're trying to say it in your face,
now you're fighting it. He's still fresh and critically thinks in your bullshit, okay? He's trying to say something, you know, you're fighting it.
He's still fresh and critically thinks on his own, okay?
He said some shit though.
Yo, she was like, no, I think, he was like, point exactly.
Like, yo, that's a shot, but it's cool.
Listen, we all been watching the game and this shit.
Like, how many points is a touchdown?
I was like, all right, six, girl.
Six.
It's just six. I never ask that fucking question.
Don't put that shit on me.
You know what?
Oh, you opened yourself up for another.
Yo, dog.
I'm skipping it.
I'm skipping it.
I'm skipping it.
If they gonna call me a bully,
Mark gonna say I'm doing some shit, I'm skipping it.
That was a good shot.
Good shot.
Skipped the shot.
What else?
You skip it too, nigga, straight up.
I'm telling her to stop.
Oh, all right.
Just that one particular question?
Yeah.
I know the fucking answer to that question.
Just a laugh.
What?
Just go left.
Anyway, signal on.
Are y'all done with your thoughts on the Wayne Fest?
Yeah.
Shout out to Wayne.
Shout out to Wayne.
Shout out to Hot Boyz, Big Time, all of that. That was really good yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow, niggas ain't doing, huh? That's the shit. So it's a juvie record. A juvie record. It's the juvie record.
Everyone has little solo moments.
It's the juvie record.
No, it's not.
It's not the juvie record.
Yes.
You are out of your mind.
One of two.
Everybody is not a no limit soldier like you
in a new world.
Y'all are aware that Back That Ass Up
is a juvenile song, right?
Well, that's what I was gonna say.
Back That Ass Up is the juvie song.? Back That Ass Up is the juvie song.
Alright, so that's the juvie record.
That is the introduction record.
That's right, that's his first record.
But when you say the juvenile record, it's Back That Ass Up, it's not close, and that is a...
It's not close.
It's by, yeah, it's new and new.
It's not close.
Okay.
It ain't better in slow motion.
I'm trolling you, sorry, don't fall. Don't fall.
Yo, you're too easy to make fall for the tracks.
Cool, man.
I didn't see the stream.
What did y'all think about Jermaine Dupree and everybody else tweeting during the stream
that Drake missed out?
I would've.
Drake had business to handle.
He was in Toronto standing on business.
Stand on business.
Big business.
One day y'all niggas out there is gonna give me
a legit definition for stand on business.
Boy, it changes.
He was literally standing, like the whole game.
Yeah, it was the corny shut up and see.
Let me say this first.
Drake's not wrong for feeling away, right?
If I think we're cool, and then the next thing I know,
you crip walking in the video that calls me a pedophile,
I have a right to feel away about that.
Absolutely, for sure.
However, at the point that I'm going to do something
about it, I gotta actually do something about it.
I can't just show up to the game. And mean mug you the whole time. Except it's not a mean mug. That going to do something about it. I gotta actually do something about it I can't just show up to the game and mean mug you the whole time. It's not a mean mugger
That's him doing something about it
His mean mugging then he walked past pussy ass, oh that was the worst part
Because you would think from the meat cuz first of all all the all the Drake bots put it out first as if
Like he he said that shit to homie like in front of him, like yo, fuck outta here pussy.
That's what I thought he did.
It was like,
fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh.
Like dude was always a half court
by the time he said that shit.
Yeah, dude was at a concession stand by then.
Yeah, yeah.
Like that's, to me that just made the shit look worse
and you already look like you overthinking this.
You already look like you feel away about this too much.
You already look over emotional about this.
And going to the game, trying to be fucking bird, bird from brother rim, like don't. Yo. I'm not mad at Drake feeling emotional about this. And going to the game, trying to be fucking burnt from butter rimmed, like don't.
I'm not mad at Drake feeling the way about this.
I'm not mad at Drake feeling the way about this.
And I think he's being over emotional.
They resurfaced the clip where
Demarque DeRozan was on Club Shea Shea.
And he's explaining how Drake was there for him
when nobody else was.
Drake held him down.
That's my man.
That's always gonna be my man.
So with all of that going on,
if you step on others,
especially with what they were calling him,
and you take part in that,
you in the video,
and you're doing a little bit extra.
Like Russell Westbrook, LeBron,
they were at the pop out show.
They wasn't in the not like us video.
You went to Drake after you were traded.
What did you guys talk about?
Man, we just really sat there and, you know,
besides basketball, everything,
just the reassurance of like, you know,
that was my partner.
That was a friend of mine that was like,
man, get away from everything.
I know it's crazy.
I couldn't even turn on the TV everything. I know it's crazy. I couldn't
even turn on the TV that day. Phone was going crazy. I just went over there and we sat and
talked for hours. They sat and talked. I think more than anything, just him being there for
me as a friend first and foremost. No matter what, when it come to him, he'll forever have
a friend in me and loyalty out of me because he cared.
Yeah, he was there for you.
He was there for me when everything was just going crazy.
It kind of just got me settled in a sense of like,
you know, you're going to get past it.
Don't even worry.
So what happened?
Right.
If I have that relationship with somebody
and you popping out over here, I'm
going to have a problem with you. And I here I'm gonna have a problem with you and it's gonna I'm gonna forever have a problem and he's a thousand percent accurate
Yeah, and I'm gonna climb up to the rafters and pull down your little
Your shit is never gonna get in the rap. Yeah, that's what I promise you a will though
That's like some over my dead body time. It will be over his his dead body. Hey listen, you know the power I got out here.
Y'all ain't doing that.
We sports fans, right?
I remember when Demar DeRozan got traded.
He was fucked up.
He said, yo, they betrayed me.
He went publicly like, yo, y'all told me that.
Y'all wasn't trading me.
He felt betrayed, all that other shit.
And he was kind of destroyed.
So if that's true, if that's true,
and now I'm, I know, I'm just gonna put that. So we ain't got to if it's true, and now I'm just gonna put this.
So we ain't got an if, it's true.
Yo, so now you come to me, you fucked up,
and I'm your real friend.
Like we don't know these niggas could've had mad
social interactions where off camera, off the court,
this is my man man.
Nigga, I'm in Toronto, I'm in Toronto.
This nigga's the mayor of Toronto basically.
I'm one of them niggas in Toronto.
This is my man man so
We're gonna push back a little bit we find maybe I'll just do it for Corey you have that one empathetic bone in your body
Just just for shits and giggles, I'm gonna try to do this back and forth.
Sure.
I'm not saying I feel like this don't attack me.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, so all of that's true.
Yes, I do believe that Drake and Demar DeRozan
had some form of a real relationship.
Like a real friendship.
Not an industry one.
No, no, no.
You saying man's man's cool
What happens when my man's times three pulls up dough?
Like like you like understandable. Let me talk you sent ice to Burlington Coal Factory with Danny pulled
I don't think
But let me joke but we not joking we being we being serious. I'm being, I'm joking even though I'm serious.
But let me get my shit off.
Ice is still your man, but he had to take that walk to the store.
And get you some jeans.
Walk to the car.
Fuck you, I'm talking about it.
That's not what happened.
But, but.
Walk to the car.
My premise is, alright, that's your man, but you from Compton, you on songs with this dude, you in videos with this,
that's my, maybe that's my man, man, man.
I understand.
What'd you say to that?
Still stay neutral, right?
Stay out of it.
I'ma stay neutral.
You don't gotta stay neutral.
I'm gonna stay neutral.
He asking my opinion is, my opinion is,
look, it's niggas that, if one of my friends
wanted to beef with ICE, right?
If I can't mediate it like, yo, that's my man,
like get the fuck out of here.
Y'all not beefing, y'all not arguing.
At the very minimum, I'm gonna be neutral
in that situation.
I'm not gonna show support for one of the dudes.
I wanna respond to that.
When the one dude that, like if Kendrick had a song,
not attacking Drake, right?
But they still beefing and I'm in the song
that's talking about some girls or some money.
It's one thing.
My nigga, you are in a song that is calling me a pedophile.
In our culture, it's the worst thing you can be.
I think in every culture.
I think that's overblown.
I think that part is overblown.
You're bugging.
I think there's worse things somebody could call you
than a pedophile.
I'm listening.
Like what?
In our culture. Maybe a snitch? what in our culture maybe a snitch. No
No, that's me. There's nothing worse. It's fine. No, there's other words. Yeah pedophiles we can't get kind of
Yeah, but this is one but stop but this is where my pushback comes from not mine. I'm just arguing
I
Think that Drake takes not like us really, really serious as he should.
And I think that's him and his people spreading that,
Hey, y'all niggas is dancing to some shit that's calling me a pedophile.
That's not him and his people Joe.
Just hear me out.
I think him and his team look at it like that.
And while it could be true,
I think a lot of West Coast people
just took a West Coast pride in that song. I don't think some people take that song
as serious as him. I agree with all that. I agree with everything you're saying. Maybe
DeMarr DeRozan didn't know the extent of which Drake felt. It don't matter. Maybe he didn't know the extent of which Drake felt. It don't matter.
Maybe he didn't look at it like some big crossing
of the line.
Ice has always stayed neutral in my beefs.
I'm gonna give you all of that.
Let me tell you, Ice has always stayed neutral
in my beefs.
When I beef with his brother, he tweeted one more
and I think ours got him.
And maybe they did, I don't know.
But he tweeted, no he didn't.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
But it don't matter. Ice tweeted that and they brothers he didn't. No, no, no. No, he didn't. But it don't matter.
I just tweeted that.
And they brothers were supposed to tweet that.
But that's not neutral.
I also don't think it's that serious enough to like,
what am I beating with my man about?
And arts called me some nasty things.
Two things.
Totally.
Two totally different.
Two things.
I know, I'm just shooting.
No, yeah, two things.
If all of that stuff you saying is true,
if you know now in hindsight that your man felt like that,
then you pick up the phone
and you address that with your man.
I would, right?
Cool, and I think if y'all had a conversation
amongst adults and amongst men,
then Drake don't still feel like that.
You get what I'm saying? Like if we having a serious conversation, then Drake don't still feel like that. You get what I'm saying?
Like if we having a serious conversation,
then Drake don't necessarily feel like that.
I also think Drake is the type to not answer the phone
after I hit unfollow on LeBron and all these things.
It's possible.
Because I do think that some people that really love him,
i.e. LeBron and some other names,
I'm sure they tried to reach out to him.
Why didn't he show up to LeBron's game
the night before and do the same shit?
I might have been busy. The Lakersakers game with those Lakers playing Toronto? Yeah
LeBron was in Toronto the night before for that game. That's what I'm saying. I don't know that Drake was there for that game
He was my relationship with the car to Rosen who lived in Toronto for mad years
Could be different than my relationship with LeBron James
This nigga lived in my city.
And like Joe just said,
it might not have had to do nothing with Damar.
It was Vince Carter night.
That was a-
That's true, that's true.
He might not have showed up.
Yeah, I don't know that that was about to happen.
I'm assuming he showed up for that, but you're right.
That's fair, that's fair.
I'm here for this.
And you're here.
And you're here.
I don't fuck with you.
And I'm giving pushback.
Now I'm gonna sound like a hater, but fuck it.
They know me as a hater.
I'm giving pushback to that whole, it's like a hater, but fuck it, they know me as a hater. I'm giving push back to that whole it's my city shit.
I don't wanna hear that shit.
I'm talking about we both, fuck my city.
What year was DeRozan drafted?
I don't know, but he played for Toronto for a long time.
I don't think Drake was Drake when he got there.
Nah, Drake was Drake when he got there.
Yeah, he was.
Even if it wasn't when he got there.
I don't know that to be true.
Look, even when he got there, I might not have been Drake.
While he was there, I became Drake. Nah, Drake, but he was, I mean. Okay, but you even when he got there. I might not have been Drake while he was there
I became Drake not Drake, but he was okay
But he was there I became Drake and me and you had a bond and a relationship and a friend you became Drake
But I became the Maude Rose and I'm the franchise leader in every statistical category
Drake a Drake and oh no listen to what I'm saying
You're moving to goal posts. In Canada, you're moving to goal posts. You're moving to goal posts.
Yo, nobody is saying that.
No, he might not have been, but I became Drake.
And you became Damar, which means you became my man.
We out in the clubs, we doing all the shit.
We fucking girls, we doing.
I, I, I.
Yeah, but stop making it sound like my social status.
Nobody said that.
I didn't finish it.
No, I'm not talking to you. Just listen to me. Stop making it sound like my social status in Toronto. Nobody said that, nobody said that. I didn't finish it. No, I'm not talking to you, just listen to me.
Stop making it sound like my social status in this town
is because you are who you are.
No, nobody's saying that.
Oh, then let me listen to more.
No, nobody's saying that, you're my man.
So then what is the point of saying it's my city
if you're not implying any of that?
I think it's more how close they bond was.
Like if he was in LA and you flying through twice to get as different than every single night you hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you
living in Toronto. I'm living in Toronto. Bro, if you in LA, it's mad people's things, it's
multi- you in Toronto fam. And this niggas in Toronto, y'all both them niggas in Toronto.
Let's say y'all both them niggas in Toronto. Add Kyle Ari in that mix. We the three niggas in this town. So we might have a bond that's
bigger than if you just lived in LA or if you lived in Atlanta or if you lived in New
York City. There's a multitude of niggas that can say, I'm that nigga. In Toronto for the
blacks, it might've been just them three niggas. That was him. So yo, we might've bonded on
some other next level shit
that me and LeBron James may not have reached.
Any of my mans that don't want to be my man no more
because I did a video and we can't have a conversation
about it and progress and move forward,
then I'm looking at that for now.
But it ain't just a video, dog.
But the ball was in his...
And it's not just that he was in the video.
You're minimalizing him.
He was dancing his ass off in it.
And his presence, he was... Not in the video. At the presence, he was, at the concert he was,
but in the video he was present,
but my point is, it's not just that he was in it,
he was punctuating a point that he was making.
It would be like if you were battling somebody,
and they say when you get to Philly, you getting fucked up.
And at that point, I'm sitting in the video,
I'm not just in the video, I'm at the video department,
he said, Philly niggas gonna fuck you up.
But I like that point, he's literally in the video
when he says,
glad D-Rose left from over there,
y'all ain't deserve, or whatever the line is.
So D-Rose, who felt a way back to Isch's point
when he was traded, is sitting there by the trucks,
looking cool on some, yeah,
I'm glad my niggas out of there.
No, no, but that whole point was in response to Drake saying
to Kendrick that I get more
love in your town than you do.
So he's responding to that part of it.
So he's saying, LA niggas don't fuck with you.
So then Kendrick's saying, let me show you how many LA niggas fuck with me.
And that's why he's mentioning all these LA people.
So to me, at that point, he's actually taking up Kendrick calls.
He's saying, yeah, LA niggas fuck with him.
I fuck with LA niggas, not you.
If you assume that that was in response to Drake saying,
I get more love in LA than you.
It was the next song, yeah.
That don't mean nothing to me.
That entire stanza, that whole paragraph of,
and not like us, I think he was driving home a deeper point
than replying to, hey, I get more love in the city with you
than you.
The Serena point, all of those LA points
I think was just connecting the dots to a bigger picture.
And even if it's the bigger picture.
I don't think it was as surface as oh you said that.
But here's the thing.
Glenn we took D-Row from you and we did this
and Serena's over here and we got.
You're wrong but I'm gonna pretend you right
on that point right?
Even if you were right on that point.
That speculative that I'm wrong.
You can't prove that I'm wrong.
And that's why I'm moving past it.
That's why I'm moving past it.
Or continue the conversation to be fact based.
No, no, no. I'm going to the next point. I'm conceding your point.
If you say, alright, it was about a bigger picture.
The whole picture is you not like us.
It means that everybody's video is us.
D-Rose is part of us.
Right. And you not it.
So now D-Rose is saying, I'm not like that nigga who I've been calling my friend for the last 10 years.
Wait, be clear. Let me clarify my position.
But then you not, do we not, that's why I fucked up.
But wait, let me clarify.
How do you know that?
Let me, now you're arguing with Corey, please.
Let me clarify my position.
I do believe that Drake should feel
however the fuck he wants about it.
I'm not arguing the other side.
Drake should 100% feel away, nigga.
I talked you out of depression on my couch.
Yeah, you know he made that nigga soup or something.
Charcuterie.
You know he ordered some shit.
And you had him make him a good hookah.
A grape from Seltzer.
Yeah, DeMar DeRosa was sad as hell.
He a good drinker.
Do you eat hoagies?
Yes.
Would you like a hoagie?
How about some pigs?
How about a hoagie and a hookah?
Mel, you can't, you gotta mute up on our Drake topic.
Oh my God.
Yeah?
Because it's gonna sound like a shot.
They already say you be shooting.
I'm not shooting.
I'm just participating in a conversation.
You might wanna go back home.
I can go the fuck back home whenever I want to.
You can vote there.
Eh.
You can vote there.
You can vote there.
Yo, so I'm not mad at him feeling, he should feel the way.
Sure, sure.
It's never the conflict.
It's the inability to navigate conflict. It's never the conflict. It's the inability to navigate conflict.
It's never the conflict.
What he did with the conflict is where I'm like,
and not even because I've already came to conclusions
I need to come to about him,
but all that standing at the game,
the ice grilling, the face,
the mumbling under the breath.
Like we niggas and we respectful, so we ain't gonna say it, The ice grilling, the face, the mumbling under the breath.
Like, we niggas and we respectful to,
we ain't gonna say it, but you a bitch.
Like, it ain't, I ain't even about to try
to sit here and do a bunch of unpacking.
Use.
He went to the game and cut his eyes.
Yeah.
And sucked his teeth. He fucking duck lipped his way.
Oh, these are the duck lips of death.
Ooh.
Talk about duck tails.
Don't come to my game and cut eyes at me, my nigga.
I'll throw this ball at your fucking face.
So I'm not mad at him feeling the way.
Go ahead and feel the way, but what he did with it is...
And so your original question though,
like how do we feel about what Jermaine Dupree
tweeted and stuff like that?
I ain't one Drake at that festival.
No, I'm talking to you, you shouldn't have been
at that festival.
I'm just saying in response to them,
like all the people saying,
Drake you missed your opportunity, you should've.
No, this was not that era.
Those are the hip hop fans that was born in 05.
Yeah, this was not a YMCMB thing,
I don't want none of them niggas there.
Right.
Well, Jermaine Dupree is different,
I'm talking about the fans that was saying that.
Jermaine Dupree is ahead,
so he probably really wanna see Drake over there.
Somebody just want to see the show.
Yeah, he just want to see a great show.
Nah, this wasn't for that.
And also, I mean, if you would go, as a fan,
if I was signed, if you did a show in New Jersey,
I would come to your show in New Jersey
and not sit court-side to me and Mugma Hops.
Thank you.
You know what I'm saying?
Who's playing?
The Kings. Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
And it's Vince Carter retirement night.
That matters, you know,
that's been at a bunch of other games this season.
So it's like, oh, this is one of them nights.
You got to be here for this.
It's like the unveiling of the D.
Wade statue or some shit like that.
Like, no, you're not going to miss that.
And especially being an ambassador for the Raptors from Toronto,
he's going to be there at that game.
No matter who they play it that night.
And Vince shouted him out in the speech.
He was like, hell, getting my speech out to Drake right there.
He threw me a Gatorade once when I was thirsty.
These niggas be having the most figle French.
Yo, Drake, he was there that day, man.
He fucking grabbed my towel for me.
We such a bond.
Yo, Miss Cardiff, y'all knock it the fuck off.
Just met these niggas.
It's like when I'm watching the boxing match
and they let all the rappers come backstage
like they know them.
The boxer be like, they can move, man.
Just think of these little slap.
No, the new shit is Colorado locker room after the game.
Yeah, the D-Ion locker room,
yeah, everybody be in that motherfucker, man.
That's the new shit, though.
All the rappers.
I hate it.
Would y'all go to the locker room or to the game?
Go on to the game.
I'm not going to the locker room.
I ain't going to the locker room.
I'm not going to leave.
I'm not going to no locker room.
That's definitely not going to the locker room. Y'all too cool to go to a locker room? I don't want to be in a locker room. I ain't going to the locker room. I'm not going to no locker room. That's definitely not going to the locker room.
Y'all too cool to go to a locker room?
I don't want to be in a locker room.
I would go.
If I got invited, I would go.
To the locker room?
Yeah.
I'd do the sideline.
I ain't going to the locker room.
Y'all can shower in peace.
Right.
Maybe afterwards.
It's cool.
I'll be out there.
Oh, you got some type of dick phobia or something?
Like, you thinking you're going to walk back there,
and everybody's going to be swinging around?
It might be swinging around. I'm not afraid of the
We link up after this. Y'all got it?
Oh man, that is hilarious.
Do y'all think DeMar DeRozan,
and you know why that other part,
know why that shit is shaded too?
They didn't ask that nigga one question
about DeMar DeRozan's jersey being raised.
No, that was not the question at all.
He was drunk.
He was super drunk.
He was pointing at Shorty on the sideline
to talk about how bad she looked,
like how good she looked, whatever,
and then he was like, yeah,
now if that jersey ever goes up to the top,
I'm gonna say something right now that I won't.
Please do.
What was that lady's name?
Jesse Redd, she's fire.
Musical.
Oh.
Yeah, you know, that was somebody.
Yeah.
Yeah, I won't say it.
I wanna clarify my position on this
Drake, Demar DeRozan topic yet again,
because a lot of podcast listeners are stupid
Drake has every right to be perturbed
Like I don't even think it's called anger when he gets it
Bro, it's too hot. Drake has every right to be destroyed over things. Perplexed. Yes. Plumixed.
Wait, what's that word?
Plumixed?
Plumixed.
Plumixed.
With an F?
Drake be plumixed.
Drake be plumixed.
He has every right to be plumixed.
Again, this is, oh they're having some like,
Harvard laugh.
Yeah.
No, she's an educated laugh.
She just disrespected us.
She's dropped out.
I swear to God I did not. You did. You ain't disrespect us? No. She just did. She's dragged down. I swear to God, I did not.
You did.
You ain't disrespect us?
No!
What you just said.
What you thought it was?
Wait, what did she say?
I didn't hear it.
Tell them what you said.
She said, Flemix, and Mark said, oh Flemix.
And then she looked up at Mark and said,
I'm so glad you're here.
Oh shit.
Then y'all did that like in...
Unison.
We heard it.
Wow.
Headphones good.
Wow.
But Mark is smart. That's the point. We supposed to not be smart. No. Headphones good. Wow. But Mark is smart.
That's the point.
We supposed to not be smart.
No.
Not at all.
No, you missed his joke.
Everyone's smart in their own ways.
You missed his joke.
No.
That's what you say to slow kids.
Oh, you're especially in your own way.
Better have a slice.
This room was this room before you got here.
Damn, I was closing my Drake point. I was closing my Drake point.
Oh, it's not about the conflict.
Inability to navigate conflict.
One, and I'm still pushing back on that shit.
DeMar DeRozan is from?
Compton.
That ain't what I was thinking.
But he's from Compton, too.
And he's from something else that I won't say.
Where you went to school?
USC.
USC.
Same place Brownie went.
Wow.
So I'm just saying, like like when it's time to ride,
you ride with who you ride with. Cool.
And that could be a revelation for some and it could be a hurtful revelation.
So I understand that. I do understand that.
When you think somebody is your man's man and you see them doing some shit that
proves to you that they're not your man's the way you thought they was.
Or you might've helped somebody at a point in time and that was forgotten.
Know why I don't like that one?
Not talking about Drake even though they're gonna think I am.
But know why I don't like that one?
Because niggas just be groupies for people.
That's true too.
Niggas just be groupies for famous people.
And then when some shit go on you start thinking it's a friendship because you was a groupie
for niggas.
I'm not, I don't.
Yeah but you know what?
You know my motto, none of these niggas is friends. Joe let I don't. Yeah, but you know what? I don't know my motto.
None of these niggas is friends.
Joe, let me tell you something.
If you loan me money when I was down, right?
Let's say you loan me.
Never got it back.
I left the strip club early.
You wanted to stay a little longer in your single days.
Last hundred too, right?
I gave him my last.
I gave him my last.
Guess what issue that came home with?
He never gave it back.
Guess what issue that came home with? He never gave it back. Guess what issue it came home with?
80 of that.
But anyway, let's say you loaned me 100 grand
and I was down by-
Oh, I didn't do that.
I was down.
You crazy.
See, now you-
You ain't even got a door in Newark.
Who don't got a door?
I'm a kid.
You're right.
Yo, I should've never brought a kid.
I'm never bringing kids in this month.
You're right.
I don't got no doors in Newark.
We're your children. I'm plummix. I motherfucker again, man. I don't got no doors in North. Wait, children.
I'm plummix.
I'm plummix.
I'm plummix.
I'm plummix.
I know.
I'm plummix now.
But have you helped me at a point?
And then when an opportunity came around
that I could potentially help you, or and I didn't,
you feel a type of way?
Or just did not shit on you.
It's human nature, bro.
Like, I don't know why that nigga ain't weird,
fulfilling type of way. I don't think so that nigga ain't weird, fulfilling type of way.
I don't think so either.
Yeah, like, niggas is looking at him like he crazy.
He not crazy, fulfilling.
Okay, let's try this a different way.
All right, we talked off here.
We won't try this a different way.
You're the best podcast in the world.
Not that good.
I'm not that good.
That's not true.
I'm not that good.
I tell you it's broken, I promise. that good. That's not true. I'm not that good. I tell you it's Rogan, I promise.
Oh shit.
Hey, do y'all think Kamala was 100% correct and not...
Going to Texas?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And not going to Texas?
Yeah, to sit with Rogan after she sat with Trump.
I mean, after he sat with Trump.
They wanted her to come to Texas.
Cause they was trying to kill her because,
listen, I was in the New York streets when that jet made a left and
landed on Saturday night and we all we did assume it was Saturday night live because
Why else is your jet making a detour to land in New York on a Saturday at 10 o'clock?
Whatever time it was and I like that bit then I really and I did like it was a good bit
But that sparked the conversation again of should she have done the same thing to go
to Joe Rogan.
I'm with you, I say no.
I think it was too little too late.
I think if he would have invited her first, I think I would have sat with him if I was
her.
But I'm not sitting with you.
I got campaigning to do.
We got a week and a half left.
I got more important shit to do.
But what they said, if I'm not mistaken, they were like, we could do it over here somewhere.
He was just like, no.
Come to Texas. Come to Texas.
Come to Texas to my compound, we're gonna do it here.
I think I have this set up for that.
No, I'm campaigning to be the president of the United States.
I'm not coming to your shit.
I'm busy.
And I got SNL coming, I got Oprah coming,
I have Beyonce coming, I'm also going to sit,
like she wasn't sure,
there was no shortage of humongous platform.
Yeah.
Even though Rogan is huge.
It is, I'm not disagreeing with you.
Rogan is huge. But Rog, I'm not disagreeing with you.
Rogan is huge.
But Rogan and Elon Musk and all the whites
that don't wear cologne, you know where they stand.
I was about to say.
And he came out and endorsed them.
Stink whites.
He literally endorsed them.
He said, you know what, this is an endorsement.
After he was straddling the fence or posturing
as if he would, and I told niggas that
and they was like, oh, Joe never,
Joe Rogan never endorses, he just straddles the line and he wants to see both sides, nigga.
Stop it. Stop it.
And I think they evaluated his fan base
and the odds of me winning his fan base over
is not more for me going there and spending a day there.
Nope.
Trump interview was three hours.
Three and some change, that's without the edits.
My nigga, so they would have to make
all of these arrangements to go there
and sit there for six, seven, eight hours.
I'm good, I'ma go over here where I could potentially
get some voters on my side.
Elon Musk, because I was trying to figure out
why his dick ride game is so only fans-ish.
Like that nigga dick ride with the best of them, boy.
I was trying to figure, he's a bad,
I hate them billionaire niggas that just Dick Ride
when other men show up.
It's like, I hate this.
I'll talk about that.
And he ain't Dick Ride.
He strategizing.
He ain't Dick Ride.
What's the strategy?
Nigga, if Trump becomes president, I got space X
and guess what they gonna funnel all that bread to?
Well, and he said on Rogan that if Kamala wins,
that he's fearful that X can potentially be shut down
and then they're all advertising and yada, yada, yada, yada.
So it's like, all right, that's why you dig, right?
He got a lot of weight riding on this thing.
He look like he stink, I ain't gonna lie.
He look like plastic.
Yeah.
He look funny to me, bro.
Like he fake. He's had a little plastic. You make him look funny to me, bro. Like, he fake.
He's had a lot of bro talks.
I just gotta go out where?
I don't even know where you're almost from.
I don't know nothing about you.
No, I'm going out there to peep Neuralink.
Musky ass nigga.
What?
When I did a tour, the Neuralink facility.
Dope, super dope.
Oh, they got him.
Oh, y'all. Are you just going to come back with the Neuralink?
No, no, I'm not getting it.
It's just a sticker you got.
Hey, your vote is your vote.
No, for real.
As long as you voted.
I voted.
That's as long as you voted.
I voted.
That nigga voted and hit the neurolink facility.
It's all shit.
Oh my Lord.
All right.
I ain't mad at you yet.
You come out here talking,
you come back talking funny on some robotic shit.
It's all, yeah, I'm good.
And skip the next submerseride.
That part.
We got a little Bluetooth shit right to ice brain.
It were.
See, Billionaire's be too bored, man.
I oughta shot that idea down from the rip.
The submersive with six of my buddies
that's controlled from a joystick.
From the Xbox?
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Hey, y'all go ahead on that one.
You ain't even got no window?
Yeah.
Can't have a window.
Screen, nigga.
I coulda did this whole, don't get me started, bro.
I randomly just sit and think about that shit.
Like, new thoughts come into my head.
Like nobody said, put a GoPro on there instead.
Yeah, we gonna stay up here.
Let's just sit in that down there and we can just watch it.
They did it first, allegedly.
I don't have, I'm good.
You're right. I'm good.
Shit, I ain't over the missing Malaysian plane.
I keep saying shit about that.
That's bigger than the Chase Coke boat to me.
I'm about to go to Chase, let me shut up.
Yeah, we'll save that for the conspiracy.
Go to Chase?
I got a lot of them.
Yeah.
What that mean?
Chase Private.
You got a lady.
You always got a lady.
Not for Amex I did.
I had nobody for Amex.
Well, Mark did.
That's my man.
Networking baby.
Mark came through.
That car just gonna give motherfucking my girl more reason to pocket watch.
And it's a shame that it's so bad now I gotta have that talk like I can't shop in front
of you.
So you don't need that bag.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your.
Shut your. Shut your. Shut your. Shut your. Shut your. Shut your. Y'all saved me from myself. What we got that's coming in? Well, come on, what's coming in? Oh, we got a board.
You said something earlier,
and I wasn't sure if you was joking or not,
about Joel Embiid when we was talking about
him hitting a reporter.
It wasn't a girl.
Not the girl part.
That shit was hitting his soul.
No.
I'm talking about the fact that a reporter,
Marcus Haynes' name, who's a dickhead, right?
Everybody knows he's a dickhead in Philly, right?
You're a friend of mine.
I can tell.
That tracks, that totally tracks. So. Wow. Who's a dickhead right everybody knows a dickhead and feeling right a friend of mine
He wrote a piece about Joel and bead and he mentions Joel and beads
dead brother who did his brother died in a car accident and his
toddler now son who we named him after and he basically was saying, you named your kid after your deceased brother
as a way of honoring him.
And then he basically saying,
you're not honoring your legacy.
It was a hit piece.
It was a hit piece.
And it's like, if you want to criticize Joel Embiid
for not playing or whatever,
although I think he needs to sit out.
I think Joel Embiid plays hurt all the time.
He does the best he can.
The new Ben Simmons.
Nah, night and day, night and day. Night and midnight.
Dusk, night and evening.
Joel Embiid is a...
Totally...
That's different.
Totally fucked up.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Joel Embiid was the MVP of the league.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Come on, man.
Joel Embiid is a beast.
But if you want to criticize his game, like any athlete you can, but you don't mention
his family.
So he goes to the press room, and when they criticize his game, like any athlete you can, but you don't mention his family.
So he goes to the press room,
and when they have an argument,
or they have a conversation,
he's like, yo, if you do this again,
I'm gonna react,
and I'm willing to go with whatever the consequences.
Whatever come with it, I'll take it.
And Marcus Haynes being a dickhead,
starts going back and forth with him,
and at some point, and B pushes him.
He ain't punching him.
The initial report said he slapped him or he punched him.
He just pushed him.
I'm not saying that it's...
A push is better than a punch or a slap.
Especially if you're seven foot two, three, plus.
Seven foot nigga smack you,
his whole hand be on your whole face.
I'm definitely left here.
It's definitely not that bad.
Beautiful funeral.
Oh man, yeah.
Man, come on, man.
I was like, you know what?
I'm a non-violent, I'm an advocate of non-violence, but if you
start doing that, I understand, I'm just saying I understand why Joe LMB would do that.
What say you when you, about what?
The topic just presented by Mark.
I also understand, I wouldn't have done it, but I understand.
Yeah, I wouldn't have did it, but I'm not mad at him for doing it.
Like, because again, the fact that he even said, did it, but I'm not mad at him for doing it.
Because again, the fact that he even said, yo, listen, I'm with whatever comes with this.
Like I'm, I've assessed that already.
Cause he didn't want to play anyway.
So.
He'll be back this week.
Hey, I'm suspended, hey.
He told you, hey.
No back to backs.
I'm not playing.
He'll be fine.
So the gig is not the gig?
The gig is not the gig? The gig is not the gig?
I think all bets are off when you start talking about my fucking kid and my dead brother.
That's not my point.
I'm not saying that.
I'm still saying.
Because on other shit y'all be saying, yo, the gig is the gig.
So don't say y'all because you hear what I'm saying.
No, I've heard both of y'all say the gig is the gig.
The gig is the gig.
The gig don't ent-
Hold on, let me, let me, let me show you.
The gig is absolutely the gig, meaning that't entail. Hold on, let me, let me, let me show you. The gig is absolutely the gig,
meaning that there's going to be levels of criticism,
whatever the case may be, that's going to come with that.
That's the gig.
Now, the person that's running their mouth saying
if they decide to cross lines,
you have to be prepared to whatever comes with that too.
Sure. Right.
And this wasn't the first time, Ethan,
which was Joel's point.
Like this continues to happen.
This writer in Philadelphia is known as a writer
that nobody likes, like nobody comes to his funeral
kind of nobody likes.
It's not like, oh, and beaters out there
just run around smacking anybody
that got something to say about him.
That's the gig being the gig.
You're crossing a line over here.
He felt the need to step to him.
And I respect that.
And doing it with the purpose of being antagonistic.
Yeah. Yeah, because even in the press room,
he was antagonizing him more, you know what I mean?
Because he was like, look, I don't care what you think.
He's like, yes, you do care.
You know what I mean?
He was trying to get a rise out of Joellen B.
And a lot of people, you know,
a lot of reporters don't report fairly.
And a lot of them, especially sports reporters,
and a lot of them, they make it personal.
And all I'm saying is, even when I used to write music,
is like, don't make it personal.
Make it about the music.
Wait, what? What you Wait, what'd you say?
Rebecca?
What'd you say?
I was a music journalist.
Oh.
No, no, not a musician, I'm just saying.
That's not writing music.
That's writing about music.
We were talking about, I thought the context was obvious.
I was talking about being a journalist.
We were talking about journalists.
I thought you were a composer.
I was plumixed.
I thought you had some bars in something that you laid out.
No, no bar.
If Mark had a demo out there.
Hey, I know Quin, no, no. No bar. If Mark had a demo out there.
Hey, honor Quincy Jones.
What?
Nah, no demos.
I'm just saying, but when I would do music reviews, even if I don't like the artist,
I'm not going to, it shouldn't come through that I don't like the artist.
And I shouldn't mention your family.
I shouldn't mention these personal things.
But some people do it.
And I just, I never, I never liked that.
And people do it to get a reaction out of you or to get a rise out of you.
Okay, well, you got the reaction.
Right.
Now you looking for a nigga, you found a nigga.
Right.
Is there nothing somebody could say
to make y'all go past that line?
Cause I know y'all said I wouldn't do it.
Say?
But what's the line?
Who said they wouldn't do it?
Well, Joe.
I said that.
Oh, yeah.
Say?
And I said that too.
There's nothing nobody could say to me
to make me get physical with them.
No deceased relative, nothing about your kids.
And then depending on what deceased relative, I had smoke with some of them.
You might be rolling with them.
That nigga was a piece of shit, why didn't he owe me money still?
No, there's nothing nobody could say verbally, verbally to make me get active.
But you gotta understand where they coming from.
They coming from the black Twitter,
they coming from vlogging and doing all of that stuff
where that shit was cool, it was encouraged, it was cute.
That shit ain't cute.
So you could get punched in your motherfucking face
if you say the wrong thing.
And if you do that, be prepared for what comes with it.
And that's all I gotta, you just gotta be prepared for that.
1000%
I come from the elementary school era of
Your mother and when you said it before you got the the out a nigga fist was in your motherfucking face
There's a one nigga who mother died. Yep. That was always said to him. What happened?
Nigga you said a nigga mother they mother was alive and you was getting punched in your face
I mean, I've seen these internet niggas don't get punched in the face and so that's why they feel as if they
are entitled to say certain shit. Well where do you stand on that? I agree with that 100%.
Not exactly. This is what I'm saying. Be prepared for what come with it. There's two people deserve
to get punched in the face. I agree with Joe that we don't necessarily need to be the imposers of
the karma, but they deserve to get punched in the face.
And if more people got punched in the face,
they would be a lot more careful with things
that they say and do.
I look at that shit as a scale.
Is it worth it?
So yeah, cool.
People have said a bunch of shit that they deserve
to get punched in the face over.
Now, go punch them in the face.
Is it worth what comes with that?
But you don't look at it and the answer be-
Yo, when you type that ignorant shit,
is it worth getting punched in your fucking face?
Let me finish.
I play things out.
Yes, it is worth, it is,
you should get punched in the face for that.
Now, I go punch you in the face, what happens next?
Is all of that worth it?
And let me finish.
For me, majority of the time, 99.9% of the time,
the answer is no.
That's a high number.
It is a high number.
It's not worth, again, I come.
Mine is higher than his.
Mine's way lower than his.
Mine is way lower.
100% of the time, I'm not putting a hand on you
over nothing you say.
I'm not saying you, that everybody don't feel like you.
I'm talking for us.
Yo, dawg, sometimes the relief of punching you
in your motherfucking face felt good, nigga,
and I take the community service.
I agree with him.
I hate when you preach things that you agree with him. I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him.
I agree with him. I agree with him. I agree with him. I agree with him to be funny. No. Inviting somebody to the park and him driving to the park to get this done is not the same thing.
It's not the same thing.
But if that nigga would have gave me his location,
I was going to the park.
But Ice, you was a troll.
And you used to say mean, mad shit about people.
So you not looking at it from their perspective.
You looking at it from yours.
So the same thing that somebody could say, yo,
when you sit behind that computer
and you type your fingers away, be prepared for what
comes along with that.
You only looking at it once a nigga get punched in the face, let me finish like you said.
Like when a nigga punch you in the face, you gotta be prepared for the consequences or
whatever that recourse may be.
When you sitting behind a motherfucking computer and you typing shit and the nigga see you
in person, you gotta be prepared for what comes with that.
Hey Ish, who you talking to?
I have been prepared for that.
You wasn't prepared?
I was prepared.
He wasn't. What are you talking about? I sat there, there's a particular rapper that I said, yo prepared? I was prepared. He wasn't.
What are you talking about?
I sat there, there's a particular rapper that I said,
yo, when I saw him, we had a conversation
and if he felt like he still wanted to take it there,
I had to eat that.
I know.
That's prepared.
That's understanding what comes with what was said.
And, and.
That is 1000%.
And I wanna offer.
It's other scenarios.
I wanna offer some more pushback.
I don't care that Ish is yelling at me and think I'm trying to...
I'm not yelling at you?
I'm not trying to offend you.
I don't even take it as offense.
I think that...
Can I just ask him one question real quick before you go?
Real quick, I wanted to ask you...
Go ahead.
That person that invites you to the park,
or that you invite to the park because you didn't like what he said online,
he gives you that address, you show up at the park,
you punch him in the face, you feel relief for doing that,
he go press charges and you miss time away from your daughter, was it worth
it?
Yes.
Then we are two different people.
Oh you just took my point.
We are two different people.
You just took my point.
And God bless you.
So look, hold up.
I do not believe, alright you all have the right one.
Because he's frontin'.
How am I frontin'?
Because when you was online sayin' X, Y, I don't, alright, alright she was online sayin'
X, Y, Z about niggas, right?
I was online saying XYZ about niggas, right? I was online saying, no, no.
My trolling outside of two people
only came from critiquing your music,
and y'all didn't like it, but go ahead.
You were online saying shit about people.
Yes.
Saying things that were mean.
Bro, you were saying more shit about niggas
than that was just about music too, you frontin'.
I'm not frontin'.
You are frontin'.
It was personal you saying?
Yes.
About one in particular, very personal, I was wrong.
Very personal.
Them niggas was looking for Ice.
Correct.
So if you was built on standing and what you was saying,
when them niggas was looking for you,
you would've came outside and said, I'm right here.
I was still outside-ish.
They showed up at a spot that I wasn't at at the time.
And guess what you did?
I was still outside, I still went back to that spot.
Did I not?
I didn't know they was looking for you at that time, but.
Did I still go back though?
Yeah, but if you was in-
Okay, so what are you talking about?
So if you was in there on that particular day,
you walk outside?
If I was in there on that particular day, probably not.
I'm outnumbered.
What the fuck is you talking about?
I know.
It's also a thing called moving smart.
True.
If I'm outnumbered and yo, them niggas is outside
in a van looking for you, no, I'm
not going.
I'm right here.
Which means you ain't really ready to stand on what you were saying.
But if they caught me, I have to stand on that and I accepted that.
I'm not walking into the mousetrap.
I get what he's saying.
See, that's why I said we need clearer definitions on what stand on be meaning.
We just need clearer definitions.
If you saying, yo, I did X.
I'm not going to look for it.
I did X and whatever come with it,
I'm ready and prepared to face it head on.
That's standing on it.
If I said this about your mother,
if I said this about your kid,
if I said this about somebody,
and when I see you, I'm ready to stand on that,
that's what that means.
I'm standing on my square.
It ain't mean that when them niggas pull up,
I could go hide in the bathroom,
or I could go out the back door.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm not saying you did that.
Oh, okay, clear that up, bro.
I could go hide in the bathroom. If you was there, you wouldn't have came outside.
That's not hiding in the bathroom. I'm still sitting there at the bar. You wouldn't have been at the bar when them niggas were the kids.
I wasn't there. He'd have been behind the bar.
I wasn't there. I wouldn't have. I would have made a phone call to tell you the truth.
He'd have been in ice. He really wouldn't have. I would have made a phone call.
In closing, you're... Well, in closing for me. Get up here now. In closing for me. Y'all can fight about it a little more.
What I'm saying is this.
What separates me from some of the street niggas
that I refer to is simply risks that we're willing to take.
True.
Risk reward assessment.
That's it.
For me, and everybody can answer this,
but it's maybe already answered it with you.
For me, shit, I just had a scrap.
And in the following weeks was doctor's appointments.
It was my wrist feeling funny.
I couldn't pick up bags a certain way.
That was him defending himself.
Wait, hold up, and that was me not pressing charges.
Yes, that's true.
That's not who I am at my core.
But if you get into some of that, like I said,
charges could be pressed.
You could end up going to jail.
You could have time away from your children.
I don't believe-ish that for a stranger on the internet,
you are going to have time away from your daughter.
I don't care what you say.
That's fine. You could. I agree with say. I don't either. That's fine.
I agree with you. I don't care.
I'm not telling you to believe me.
But it's level switch to me.
I know, but some internet.
And that's where, and guess what?
And that's where them bitch ass niggas thrive.
Because they know you got something to live for
and you got too much.
And so they keep doing that shit.
It is sucker shit.
And that's how suckers thrive.
Because they know you got something to live for.
So I can say and do whatever
I want because it's too valuable for him to punch me on my motherfucking face, which is what I deserve
I'm a great hold on. I'm a great that's true cool, but they're not doing you said say and do they ain't doing shit
They just typing words. No, I'm not
Life had been the same say what you want my nigga.
You lay a hand on me.
Now it's different.
Or anybody I'm with.
And we lit.
It's different.
And we lit.
All that talking?
I respect that.
I never been the guy that's going to initiate
or set off the.
And you.
I wouldn't give a fuck if the nigga in front of me
clearly wanna fight.
He gotta do something for Bob.
Yo, no.
You stand on that.
You've been standing on that for decades.
That's my whole life.
Like, I ain't lying.
So I don't think you frontin'.
I'm not saying that you frontin',
I'm not saying that you lying.
I'm saying that how you choose to handle some shit,
and how somebody else chooses to handle some shit,
there's no right or wrong in that matter.
It's a personal preference and a personal choice.
I agree.
But there's wiser, I think there's wiser choice
and less wiser choice.
For example, I'm not going to, people write shit about me every day on the internet, right?
I would lose my fucking mind if I responded to everybody.
So I'm not inviting nobody out that wants to meet me in Temecula shit.
I'm not going to be like, let's-
Meet me in Temecula.
I'm not doing that shit, right?
Because also you can roll up in a situation where you go to punch that nigga in the mouth
and-
And that nigga pull out of Roscoe and pop your fucking head off.
And then it's like, yo, you was arguing with so and so, right?
You ain't even knowing.
I'm not doing that.
However, if I see the person, I would do what Joellen B did.
I would approach them and have something to say to them about it and make it clear not
to do that again, if it was crossing a line.
Now, again, you can say a lot of shit.
I got a high threshold, but I'm saying if it's in that zone of shit I don't fuck with, 100% of the time
I'm gonna say something about it.
That's all I'm saying.
And then whatever comes from that,
you gotta be prepared to deal with it.
You gotta be prepared, that's it.
And when I'm on the other side of it, as a writer,
I make sure that I never write or on TV say anything
about anybody that I couldn't stand on when I saw them.
Well, I follow that too as a broadcaster.
I'm not gonna say, and in life, I ain't saying nothing
behind nobody back that I got a problem saying to their face. I just won't say it if that's the case. Right. Bro you
know my shit, us up here, I'm sorry. You know how much shit up here and y'all are way more
liberal than me and how, what y'all are saying. So you did vote. So you are concerned.
Got him! Ain't that what you say in this chair?
We got him!
And speaking on some of that shit, yeah, like dog,
I'll reserve my right to, you know what I'm saying?
Cause we just had a conversation about something else.
I have an opinion on it,
but my opinion would be more hurtful than harmful,
I mean hurtful than helpful.
So I'm gonna shut the fuck up
cause it don't deserve to be said.
That's how I feel about some shit.
You critiquing somebody performance
or some shit like that. When you start getting personal, it's different. And I don't believe that be said. That's how I feel about some shit. You critiquing somebody's performance or some shit like that,
when you start getting personal, it's different.
And I don't believe that the gig is the gig
when you start bringing niggas' families
and niggas' friends into that.
I think that's a cop out for the bitches.
I think that's pussy to talk about anybody's family,
especially children.
I also know that somebody saying something
about my family or children don't make it true.
Sure.
As long as no, are we affected?
Like does somebody really get hurt?
I feel like sometimes it's the audacity though.
Yeah.
That's the part that we'll get.
And we sit up here and champ.
You keep running around trying to police these niggas
like this off just off of what they saying.
Every day somebody got an audacity.
Listen, it also might just not be the fucking day.
I might, 364 days out of the year,
I might be like, all right, I let everything fucking slide.
It's that one day you got me
and you talked about the wrong fucking shit.
It's motherfuckers doing life over that,
over losing control that one time.
I get it, I totally understand.
Over losing control that one time.
But it still makes you a human being.
I can tell you, you never did scared straight.
Go listen to Beanie Seagull, What's Your Life Like?
Off of the Truth album.
Let them break it down for you.
The toilet plunger sword?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it, bro.
Just check, sex to her.
Push her on toilet sword.
That's the one.
Just do shoot her ass, man.
That's my shit.
They play that in schools in Philly.
They should.
Yeah.
Don't you spend no time away from your daughter
because that nigga on the line is sexy.
Word, man.
Y'all niggas, again, y'all encourage that.
Y'all welcome that shit.
Y'all engage.
I don't engage in that.
Who's y'all?
Welcome.
Wow.
Welcome.
Welcome.
And engage.
I don't like those words.
I just don't care.
And you are you.
And maybe-
It's things that you care about, I don't care about, and vice versa.
And I'm only arguing the welcome part.
It's welcome. It's welcoming. And you are you. And maybe it's things that you care about, I don't care about. And I'm only arguing the welcome part.
Maybe that's welcoming.
I don't care what them,
I care about what y'all say,
and my parents and my loved ones,
those of mine don't matter,
those of the man that don't mind.
Fuck them niggas.
Say what you want.
They can't say nothing worse about me.
I would agree.
Well, a pedophile's bad.
Yeah.
And don't y'all support it. While we're on the subject of bullshit, we should send prayers to Buckshot.
Oh, yeah, yo.
Does anybody know the...
He came out and said some shit, but we still don't really know the full details.
Got you.
Looks like you got jumped in.
If we knew the full details, I wouldn't say it anyway.
Yeah.
We seen what we seen.
I watched fucking rock.
Same shot.
Blog on it, cause I didn't even believe it was real.
Me either.
Like that's how old school I am.
Like I think that the hip hop pioneers
and the legends that I love, we love.
And if the old heads don't get health benefits
or some type of pay increase or nothing from shit,
the first thing they should get is the respect
for what they have done throughout their lives.
So I can't look at no video of the buck shot Shorty
in the condition that I saw him in
in that video floating around.
That shit was crazy.
At first I thought it wasn't real,
I thought it was AI, then it was confirmed, then I heard this like in that video floating around. It's crazy. At first I thought it wasn't real. I thought it was AI.
Then it was confirmed.
And this happened in Brooklyn.
Yeah, yeah.
Money that recorded that video.
I imagine your commentary is just as bad
as what was being done.
Buckshot Shorty, we love you.
We're praying for you.
We hope that you are safe.
I don't think anybody needs to experience that
or go through that.
That shit is crazy.
And like Rock said, right?
Cause that's the other side of punching people in your face.
Or punching people in the face.
We'll both go home from that.
What happens after we get home?
Now who's ready for you to go make phone calls,
me to go make phone calls,
for niggas to be hiding in the bushes, hiding under cars,
niggas buying expensive fucking ammo.
Rock was like, yo dog, we 50.
Like the days ain't there when niggas was living like that,
looking for that, or trying to respond to that
at 50 fucking years old.
I try to be respectful to everybody, dog.
I don't try to disrespect nobody.
I don't.
That Buckshot shit really, really disturbed me.
I don't encourage any of y'all to go watch no videos,
just if you love hip hop, send a prayer up for Buckshot.
That's it.
That's it, that's all I got.
That's all I got on the subject.
Mel, you wanna lead us into Quincy Jones?
I'm real mad that I ain't get a pick with Quincy Jones, that I ain't get an interview with Quincy
Jones, that I ain't get to shake Quincy Jones hands. Normally when all y'all be
doing that goofy shit and posting texts of the nigga that died and picked, I
don't be feeling the way. I be judging shit out of y'all. This time, this one
hurt. This one hurt. And I'll come clean, because I'm black.
When we lose a great, my immediate reaction is gonna be,
no, not them.
How did you take Quincy?
And he said, Quincy was 91.
And then my brain got to work and I was like,
that was his industry age too. So
Of course he was probably 119
And I don't expect nobody to still be here. He did a lot in that 91
Yo, if there was ever a fulfilled life
He had he did it poppin since the 50s at the highest levels
I did everything I ever did at the highest level.
Word.
Everything I ever did will live long, long, long way after me.
It's mortal.
Quincy Jones arguably the greatest to ever do it.
Man, I think 2024 is ending just with, you know.
Know where my brain goes?
What's up?
Who do we have that could fill those shoes?
Nobody.
Nobody.
Or even when I say fill, you know what I mean?
When greatness leaves, you be like,
yo, who do we have up and coming?
Political greatness, you be like,
yo, who the fuck could step into those shoes now?
Nobody.
And that's what I think about.
Who are the next up and comings?
Legends and icons.
My brain went to if Quincy couldn't hold the position of a Lucien or a Lior or a Sylvia
or any of these people, Julie.
I have to imagine some of that would be he didn't want them.
I would hope so.
I would hope so.
He didn't.
I mean remember he was the first African-American VP
of Mercury Records in, was it 50s?
But in 50s and 60s, and he said that wasn't for him.
That wasn't the world he wanted to be in.
I accept that from Quincy,
if that's what you all are telling me.
Then Stevie or any black,
any black great mogul with the best ear
for music
in the world, it would be nice to see them
in more of a position of power.
Or at least some of their contemporaries,
someone that they fuck with.
Smokey, Babyface.
I mean, Face kinda has it.
Well, Face kinda did.
With that.
Kinda shit.
He kinda had it. I feel like we should do a better job letting people know his legacy.
And I don't think people fully appreciate just how much Quincy Jones touched over the
course of the 20th century.
I mean, there's just so few things that were good that Quincy Jones wasn't connected to,
whether it's Color Purple, whether it's Oprah, whether it's Vibe Magazine, whether it's
Bad Throat. All the albums we argue about Quincy has wasn't connected to, whether it's Color Purple, whether it's Oprah, whether it's V.O.B. Magazine, whether it's to me. I mean, bad thrill.
All the albums we argue about, Quincy has his hand on it.
You know what I mean?
Whether you talk about theme songs to TV shows to,
I mean, everything he did.
And I think the thing that I always am struck by
with Quincy Jones is the fact that
this wasn't his first love.
Like he was a trumpeter.
And he had this brain aneurysm.
And the doctor said, if you ever play another note, you're going to die.
And he had to figure out what to do
with the rest of his life.
I mean, can you imagine being in your 20s,
being told you can never do the thing
that you've been wanting to do your whole life,
chasing Ray Charles around, trying to play.
And he turns it into like the greatest shit ever,
one of the greatest composers,
one of the greatest writers, one of the greatest producers.
It's like, it's a reminder to me
that like even when a door gets closed on you,
it's not the final word on what you can be.
You can't stop greatness.
Yeah.
That's what her city is.
Yeah.
Like true greatness, you just, you can't stop it.
Can't.
You can put a roadblock up,
it's gonna find a way around
and still gonna find its way out.
Yeah.
This is Mark's third day on the job.
If you let him out, Sean, you're on this topic.
You were supposed to have a memorable little, like, you were supposed to get into that trumpet
shit.
Like, how you feeling?
I appreciate him sharing a little factoid with us
because I did not know that.
We're a team, Joe.
All of us here, I mean.
We're a team.
One thing that I just learned very recently is the fact.
Goddamn, though.
What'd you learn?
I learned that he put his foot down when it came to don't stop till you get enough the
violins.
Michael wanted that out and he was like, nope, gotta keep that in.
True, true.
There we go.
It's important.
Sharing back to my demonstrations.
I didn't know that either.
And the A sides got B sides.
Did you know anything about Quincy Jones?
I know I was at his house.
Hanging out, partying. That's all we got. Yeah. Did you know anything about Quincy Jones? I know I was at his house.
Hanging out, partying.
That's all we got.
Yeah.
Rest in peace to the absolute legend that is Quincy Jones.
The GOAT.
And thank you for your contributions.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't vote.
Hey, no voting for you girl.
You ain't know the trumpet shit.
I did not know the trumpet shit.
No I did not.
I don't know everything.
What did y'all talk about at his house that day?
Um, I don't know.
Did you read the walls at all?
Did you look at the fucking plaques?
One plaque said, yo, let me tell you this trumpet fact.
Oh, you were there, so you know it's on the walls?
I guess I didn't make it to that room.
Oh, shit.
Bang!
Got him.
That was solid.
It was good, K-Joke.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Quincy Jones with me and Mel in two different rooms
going back and forth is nuts.
I would have kept the relationship.
It's your man.
Hey, he'd have kept calling me, sis.
Fuck you talking about? Yo, Quincy, Imani said he just wanted to go cry.
Quincy, we love you, yo.
I can't think of somebody who did more in music anyway.
Nobody could.
I can't think of it.
Hey, I watched the We Are The World, Doc.
If you wasn't in there,
Quincy, that white spiky head boy.
All that screaming, that white boy.
Yo, him and Cyndi Lauper would have went too crazy.
Thank God for Quincy.
Thank God for fucking Quincy Jones, man.
Oh my Lord.
That shit be laughing too much in here, man.
Nigga be 91, I be like, why?
Why did you take him?
Take me!
So young.
He was so much life to live.
I hate to be that guy to do it, but I always think of it.
But when Stevie go, I'ma be fucked up.
Oh, I'm done.
I'ma be, I'm callin' out. I'm gonna be fucked up. Oh, I'm done. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna be I'm calling out
I'm not coming in here
Don't you come back in with news?
Don't don't walk in like that. Oh
Man, love on our black grace while we can facts love on our black grace while we can support them
Is anybody else on your check on me list?
Check on me like you said when Stevie, you ain't gonna be no good.
Like it was Prince and Mike for me. Anita Baker, I'm sure is on it.
I'm a cry for a lot of your time. I cried for the Tony Braxton,
the Marbra. That went in the Houston show.
Yo, if we just naming people, I'm a cry for.
I'm gonna cry for Aaron Carter, the other Carter.
Braxton from the fucking Jamie Foxx show.
I'm gonna cry, God damn it.
Oh, there it is.
Huh?
You ain't got Barry Gordy?
Barry Gordy is one of them two.
Barry Gordy, I wouldn't cry.
I mean, I respect the legacy, but I wouldn't miss no work.
Whitney Houston, I cried. Whitney Houston was tough. I cried. I respect the legacy, but I wouldn't miss no work.
Whitney Houston, I cried.
Whitney Houston was tough.
I cried.
And I watched the whole funeral.
That shit was right there in Newark.
That shit was, it was emotional.
Whitney Houston was tough
because the whole family started going like dominoes
at that point, like the kids.
Even prior to that, Whitney was just tough
because of circumstances, like just how we found out
and how that happened and when it happened.
I sure was at new hope.
Yeah, come on, I know Clyde was fucked up.
Yeah, man, that was rough.
Luther Vandross was rough for me.
Jaheem was fucked up.
What?
Jaheem was fucked up.
No, I'm sure Clyde was devastated.
Who's Jaheem?
Jaheem!
No, I'm sure.
Jaheem is alive.
No, I'm saying he was fucked up.
He was upset about it.
Oh yeah, I was, I didn't know, I thought. No, he was saying, he's not sure Clyde was fucked up. Jaheem is alive. No, I'm saying he was fucked up. He was upset about I was I didn't know
I thought oh he was saying no. No, he's not sure. I am is alive. Jaheem was fucked up. Hey, yeah
That's what I'm talking about
Everybody yeah, I were that when if you know was beautiful too, man, it was powerful. Did you go?
Um, I didn't it was in Jersey and try to avoid the doctor. Oh
I had a invite
and try to avoid that. Some doctor.
What's wrong?
I had an invite.
Hold on.
OK, they're gonna get it back.
What'd you say?
He was enjoying trying to avoid that.
He didn't want to come to New York.
I see that, right?
You peeped it?
Yeah, I ain't going to.
That's why a nigga Uber eats from Kings.
You know?
You know?
You know?
You know?
Yeah.
I ain't gonna lie.
I do.
I know.
They kill niggas.
They kill Malcolm X and Kings.
Yo, oh, man.
They killed Malcolm X and Kings.
I gotta re-wash the dock. I don't remember that part. I thought it was in the auto-vide. No, but the people They killed Malcolm X in Kings. I gotta re-watch the guy.
I don't remember that part.
I thought it was in the Autobot.
No, but the people who killed Malcolm X,
they plotted it in Kings and for weeks.
Kings was like the centerpiece of the New York Mosque.
And you still gonna eat there?
That's crazy.
It has new owners.
I'm joking.
It has new owners.
That macaroni and cheese be hitting, nigga.
Let me see. While we're here, can anybody unpack the Young Thug tweets for me?
I don't know.
This was a topic that I was like, you know what, it's cool to podcast and say, I just don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm waiting for music.
I talked to some Atlanta niggas, they're like, Joe, you know, I said, no, I don't.
I'm not a street nigga.
They say, yeah, but you understand the street lingo.
I said, I promise you, I don't.
Not today, not currently.
Yeah, I don't get it.
Then they read me the tweets.
Yo, Peter Wham is coming to Bam, pray up, load it up, down.
Boogie, no.
No.
And all of the street niggas, man,
oh shit, he talking about Gunna.
I don't know that he's talking about Gunna.
I get he wants to work with Lil Baby.
I get how Lil Baby feels about Gunna.
They saying the T.I. feels the same way about Gunna.
I don't know that.
I'm staying out Atlanta business.
None of my business.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I heard him tell the judge,
I wanna do music with my guy that signed to me which makes sense though
that makes sense this guy is signed to me yeah I'm profiting off of this who's
Peter I don't know who or I don't know I would like to know that a little baby
that's his that's his like, nickname. He's Wham.
How the fuck do I know that as a consumer of music?
He says, Wham, Wham, Wham.
I thought that was George Michael shout outs.
All right, so he's Wham.
He's Wham.
All right Wham.
So they got the billboard.
What is it?
And Doug said before, whatever Wham says goes.
Okay.
So I guess that's where they're,
if Lil Baby has been the one that's been calling
Gunna a rat, and Thug is kinda stamping that by,
whatever Lil Baby say is what's happening.
I don't know, but that's where people are saying,
yo, you know what he mean.
I think that Thug could go do music with Lil Baby,
because that's his man, and go do music with Gunna
because he's his artist and it don't have to fucking
intertwine, but maybe I'm old fashioned.
There's a lot of people out here that are waiting for Thug
to tell them whether Gunna is a rat or not.
That's just the other story.
That's what I'm hearing.
That's it.
Everybody's waiting for Thug.
We have been waiting for you to tell us, can we fuck with him or no?
That's true.
Okay, I'm no street nigga.
But didn't Thug come home?
Yes. Yes.
Without ratting.
Thug did come home.
He's home, right?
Mm-hmm.
All right, I'm lost. Who you trying to say, how could he have been a rat if Thug is home? That's not true.? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right, I'm lost.
Who you trying to say, how could he have been a rat
if Doug is home?
That's not true.
Yeah, that's not true at all.
Especially with the prosecution right now.
Yeah, some of the stuff that the prosecution
fumbled the ball.
A lot.
They fumbled the ball.
So, and not just that, if you told,
and I don't know if you-
Y'all are saying what I'm saying.
No, listen.
But that-
Prosecution fumbled the ball.
They asked-
That don't mean that you didn't give evidence. Listen he could have given adequate writing. Listen listen
listen. Oh if he were to write. Part of Gunner's what he had to cop to in his plea what he
had to acknowledge there was a car that him and Thug were in and there was a gun and some
drugs in the car. Gunna is on record.
Now this is where I don't know street niggas lingo,
but he's saying, it's not mine.
To some folk they're saying,
and the fact that yes, why I sell this again.
To some folks, that's ratting.
If it's me and it's in the car.
It's not ratting.
Again, that sounds like ratting.
It's not.
And this is where it gets gray at
because you got some people saying that's ratting,
you have other people saying no it's not.
That's like down the middle in this room.
It's not ratting.
If me and ICE in the car and there's guns and drugs
in the car, ICE is supposed to say,
yo, it's not mine, I'm supposed to say it ain't mine.
And there you have it.
But when he got on the stand.
That's not how I was raised.
When he got on the stand and said, YSL is a gang.
That's more ratting. That's the part I was talking about. Because the on the stand and said YSL is a gang, that's more ratting.
That's the part I was talking about.
Because the point is, they have proved already now,
if your artists and people close to you are saying,
this is a gang, all we now have to do is prove
you are the head of said gang.
And if I prove that you are head of said gang,
then the RICO charges now are applicable.
Yeah, how is that not ratting?
I don't understand how that's not right.
How would you, you said that's not how you was raised
with that car scenario.
What happens, you and Isha in the car,
guns and drugs and y'all get pulled over.
Well, first when we get in the car,
first thing I was taught, first thing I say-
Lotta niggas know you dirty.
Right.
But past that, y'all in the car.
And we carry our own case.
So whoever gun it is, gotta say it's theirs.
That's the way.
And what happens if he say it's not his?
I'm not saying anything.
But the problem is if he don't say nothing
and then I say it ain't mine, that's like saying it's his.
And that's where the people are saying gun is right.
Right, now everybody's saying it ain't mine,
that's different.
But if Ish say, I'm not saying shit,
and I say, well it ain't mine, that's saying it's his.
Now if it's his, he should say it's his.
He shouldn't put the case on me, but it's not that it's not
ratting.
See, I just mind my business.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what the music is all about.
That's not a rule.
I don't give a fuck who rat it on who.
I don't give a fuck.
You home, he home, Woody home, all these niggas is home.
Everybody home, and I'm home.
Yeah, but you still don't want, but you don don't want I could understand not one to fuck with somebody who put me in jeopardy
Especially if that wasn't the game plan we all in this together
I don't that's cool for this rap conversation. We have and there's nobody else that's gonna put me in jeopardy. I put myself in jeopardy
Everything in my everything that happens in our life. Yeah, but no
I'm telling you I live I'm not telling you how I live. I'm not telling y'all how to live.
If I get in the car and this nigga was dirty
and now we go to jail,
before I get to all of that rat stuff, I'm getting to,
well, how did I get in this car?
Joe, if I-
Me, I'm telling you what I do.
True.
Yeah, but that ain't the scenario here.
The scenario here is we both are committing crimes together
and one of us got caught
and now I'm putting it on somebody else.
That's the allegation.
You see, that's where I get lost at.
That's where I get lost at.
That's where I get lost at. That's the allegation. I don't know what- That's where I get lost at. That ain't my business. I'm else. That's the allegation. That's where I get lost.
That's the allegation.
I don't know what, I don't.
That's where I get lost.
That ain't my business.
I'm just saying that's the allegation.
So does it mean that they will commit crimes?
Only they know the ins and outs of their relationship
and the ins and outs and intricacies
of their particular dealings.
I wanna see the thug tweet
when it's time to go to studio with Gunnar.
I just wanna hear it.
I don't wanna hear no thug tweet.
I don't wanna tweet.
That's my issue. Go ahead and just put your shit. I just want to hear it. I don't want to hear no Thug Tweet. I don't want to tweet. That's my issue.
Go ahead and just put your shit, talk, I want to hear it.
My thing is if you home,
and you just ducked a trillion fucking years,
don't put no tweet out that could implicate you
or that suggests that you were involved in anything
or gets you right back in the same bullshit again.
Just don't say nothing.
That's the crazy part.
That to me, we shouldn't be having this conversation.
If I just came home, I ain't tweeting shit, but if I do it's gonna be like where the ribs at
How do I get the Kings?
Nothing to do nothing to do with no
Or any street shit no street nothing. That's true. I agree. I'm up with that thousand percent
And that's why I said something that shit especially a a tweet that's like leaves up to, you know.
Interpretation.
Exactly.
What does this mean?
Especially knowing they gave you this stupid long probation
and they just waiting.
They are dying for you to do anything
so that they could come grab you and bring your ass back in.
And again, one of the terms of his probation
is he can't hang with known gang members.
And they've already acknowledged he's a gang.
So now it's much easier to track who you're with.
So if you're with somebody who's a known gang member, they got you again.
Was it not for the purposes of music or was it period?
Two people.
The two acceptance of the music.
Brother and Gunner.
That's it.
Nobody else, nobody else.
You can't.
His brother and Gunner.
And that is a common tool that state uses to lock people up.
Indeed.
They cast this real wide net.
In California they got civil injunctions against gangs where if I hang with any known gang
members, if I hang with a blood, a crip, whatever, I can go to jail.
And they don't have the exceptions like if I'm at Thanksgiving dinner with my cousin,
who's a crip, or Christmas with my brother who's a blooder, whatever the thing might
be.
Or bigger than that, a nigga might not be active and he could have been in a gang when he was 13.
Yep, he's still a known gang member.
You get what I'm saying?
He's a gang member.
He might have tattoos and all that shit,
but he just may not be active out here banging.
Yep.
Oh, so you got family ties.
That was a hypothetical.
Oh, we really don't really got gangs.
Yeah, they got the Muslims.
No, black mafia family, right?
Black mafia family, JBM, all that stuff.
But that's... anyway, yeah.
You know, three-way me on those calls.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Is that HR department?
I'm uncomfortable.
Take it away, Corey!
I meant call.
Three-way me on the call. I was flowing for a minute
Three-way me is not
To two dudes
How horny are you?
Why wasn't one enough? Oh
Shit speaking of three ways
Speaking of three ways and I? Speaking of three ways,
and I'll tell you how disattached I am from these things.
To having a conversation with somebody,
actually I wasn't, I was in my phone,
out of my business, they seen something in they phone
and they gonna say, oh shit, Scrappy had a threesome baby.
So I was like, oh shit, that's dope.
Like, to be able to have a threesome
and then the woman that you love leave pregnant,
like, wow, what a story that you could tell for ages.
And then they was like, well, that's not
what a threesome baby is.
So I said, educate me.
And they was like, that's when the other girl
in the threesome gets
pregnant and I say I was I was flabby. I said I was like wait niggas is doing
that. Oh I thought this is like the roulette threesome.
No you do you have exactly sure who's no you got to have a threesome with the
woman you love and somebody else. The somebody else gets pregnant threesome
baby got it. Okay, I did not know that was the new thing, the new trend.
It ain't a trend.
Niggas getting caught up.
I had no idea.
Somebody happened to somebody else's.
Wait, people be raw dogged on threesomes?
Wait, people wear condoms?
You suppose you was a-
People wear condoms on threesomes?
People wear condoms?
Yeah.
They don't wear condoms.
In a threesome?
Oh, let me-
In a threesome?
Let me prep you.
What?
Nobody up here in our single days wore condoms.
That's not true.
Mine is myself.
That's not true.
And if it is, it's not a truth
I would allow you to share about me publicly.
Is that called a truth?
Same way we appreciate.
Is that a little bit sneaky?
What you talking about?
If you ain't have Instagram, I had a condom.
Fuck you think this is.
If it's standing on truth day, nigga, fuck you talk about it.
It's a good one. Fuck you think this is. Fuck you think this is. Fuck you think this is. Fuck you think this is. Fuck you think this is. If it's standing on truth day, nigga, fuck you talk about it.
Anyway, and in many of my threesomes, I wasn't fucking both girls.
All right, what I mean by that is, in the example you just talked about where you and your significant other are bringing a third person that y'all don't know.
I can't believe that.
Who said that? That's true. That's true. It could be a friend. That's true
They could have still this thing my thing is how you give the load to the other shorty
the load That's yours. That's yours. That's yours. That was the plan. Sure they had that whammer wham.
Who knows this at the back?
Squash, squash.
Crazy, son.
What?
That's wild.
I'm a let go.
If you don't use it, you lose it.
You lost it.
God, yo.
Who else did that happen to?
It happens to my...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. God. Yo. What happened to it? It happened to my...
Ah.
Wow.
Who am I expecting that from?
I did not expect that from Lil Scrappy, who, and I quote, said, you don't want no problems.
Problems.
Everything about this sounds like a problem. like a fucking problem a lot of problems and
What's wrong with your coercion game?
All right, like all right
Alright, but play it out. All right, threesome. Ah, you get the low then you get the call. Yo, I got a plan for this
It's here is yours, I'm keeping it.
That's your time to be Jordan on Reggie Lo.
Obama, you gotta get your Obama on, yo.
Well, you know.
You start talking, what the fuck is this?
What?
Unfortunately, are we talking about elimination?
Oh boy, you're coming to beg up there.
Why you gotta say it like that?
Because I was gonna say, there's a lot of, you know,
like abortion.
There's a lot of abortion laws enacted
in a lot of states right now, especially the red states, so.
Not right there in Hackensack.
That's a good point though.
I don't know where he is.
Hey.
Hey.
Let me tell you.
I don't know about Georgia, but.
Hey, let me tell you the few places where you can park smooth. I know personally. I don't know about you.
Let me tell you the few places where you can park smooth.
I know personally.
They got Parkin, they got the, where do I bring you up?
Hey, Englewood, right there, same spot y'all get them facials.
Stop at the fourth floor.
Oh my God, that's your man, son.
Hackensack.
That's your man.
What's up, one of them. I heard, That's your man. What's up, what up?
I heard, I Googled it.
I know, you bet.
I've been trying.
Why you Googled it?
Huh?
Because I couldn't believe that people were doing that.
Oh, Burger, oh, Pasek.
Oh, Paramus!
If you really need a jersey, them shit is like fucking malls.
That shit's like diners.
That shit's like check-in. That shit's like diners. That shit's like check-ass and blazers out here.
Oh shit.
Hey, if you don't want that kid, you do not have to have it.
Oh man, this guy is crazy, son.
I'm about to go.
Yo, your brain, yo, I'm not going to lie, you different, yo.
Get there early too.
Hold a hand and have to talk. But this is what I'm saying, they, you different. Yeah. Get there early too. Park, hold a hand and have the talk.
But this is what I'm saying,
they probably know it like that.
If this is the homie that's different, right?
Damn girl, fuck.
I can't believe.
Pain's in a different.
Pain's in a different.
Go through this, yo.
Matter of fact, this is even easier than that
because you got your shorty with you.
That's my point.
Yeah, shorty coercion. Yo, she definitely making that you. That's my point. Like, you're shorty coercion.
Yes!
He's definitely making that call.
That's a layup.
What the fuck?
I don't want to be that guy,
but there is a going rate for everything I heard.
Now, this new age shit they doing
since the NBA got TV rights is not coercion.
You just paying now. It's in the video it's not coercion. You're just paying now.
It's in the video, it's coercion. It's a service. It's in the video. If I'm paying you for something
to convince you to do something, that's not... No, I'm not convincing you of anything. Yeah. I paid
you and you did it. It's a job. Yeah, that's a transaction. It's not coercion at all. I know
what you're saying. It's not legally coercion. It's not illegal. It's just you're coercing somebody,
but it's not illegal. Maybe it's legally coercion, it's not illegal. It's just you're coercing somebody, but it's not illegal.
Maybe it's not coercion, it's incentivizing.
Money is the biggest motivator, incentivizer.
I don't know if you're gonna look up coercion.
I don't know what coercion is.
Incentivized coercion.
I don't know what coercion is.
Well, I think coercion is the right word.
I just think if you talk about coercion,
like in the literal sense, it is coercion,
but legally it's not coercion. Coercion is the right word. I just think if you talk about coercion, like in the literal sense, it is coercion, but legally it's not coercion.
Coercion is the practice of persuading someone
to do something by using force or threats.
That's why I said incentivize.
It's not coercion.
It's not coercion.
Anyway, you know what you all wonder,
it's a buck 50 and up,
250 if you sold a million records.
To incentivize.
250 is crazy. 250, it ain't. What?
No it ain't.
No the fuck it is not.
No it's not.
No, no, let me put it different.
When you're not famous, that number is like a different number.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm just amazed at how much people that y'all.
If anybody here, excluding Parks because his wife is here currently,
if she wasn't, you'd be involved.
And Ice.
Your wife ain't here.
I'm clipped, nigga.
I ain't in this conversation.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I will never have this problem.
No, you can still join the hypothetical.
Fuck you.
I'm okay with joining the hypotheticals.
I'll take, you have my spot.
Go ahead, go ahead.
If anybody here had the situation where a side got pregnant and were threatening to
expose you or tell your family or just keep it and raise that little bastard, 250 is too
high for price to pay?
No.
I'm asking a question.
No.
I wasn't saying it's too high. It ain't too high. I'm just saying that's a lot of fucking money. Yo, no, no, it's not.
Oh boy offered a million. Who? Oh, oh, oh. Offered a mil. He should. Paul George? Wow. The six is disrespect, man. Oh shit.
The six is disrespect, man. Does that count as disrespect?
Oh, shit.
What about Tati and shit, bro?
Paul George tried to just say, there's no man in the world
that could take me away from.
That's when girls want to love.
Oh, I feel a bond already.
Oh, he's kicking.
He's kicking.
No, I'm kicking.
I'm kicking.
Bow.
We doing a kick play.
They're going to kick you. Oh, a lot. Oh they gonna be kidding me.
A whole lot, a whole lot.
Yo.
Nope.
Hey, Eric.
Nope, I'm not co-signing.
Don't show me on the camera for that.
Don't show me on the camera for that.
Oh, shit.
I just didn't know threesome babies were such a big, they was having a slice like that.
But then again, I retired from threesome 20 years ago.
Mmm.
The tea almost burnt my mouth.
I assume the rest of y'all to be retired
from threesomes as well.
I mean, I'm married, so that ain't.
That did not answer that.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I would have had a lot of nice.
Since I have been married, no, we don't do that.
So I don't do that.
There you go.
I have had a lot of threesomes in my life, period though.
I was there for four.
Four, four.
Holy shit. I was there for four. Four. Four.
Holy shit.
I said I see you work.
I was there.
Wow.
You teach it to be a big one.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
No, he was fucking like, he loved the bitches.
It's like, dad, I think it's still going.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
He fucked me up.
That nigga said, time out.
I'll be back.
Went to the trunk, grabbed a dove, grabbed a bar dove.
Came back, went to the, I said, oh shit,
that nigga got a kit for when these things occur.
I just went home, smelly smut slutty dick.
And got corn too, too, black girl.
Let me smell your dick, ah brother.
Oh shit.
All right, well shout out to Scrappy.
Scrapped all you could, but you lost the fight.
Yo.
I feel like there was something else funny
that I had to get to.
Let me pull out my list of notes.
Was it Equatorial Guinea?
Oh man.
That's funny, I don't know if we have to do that.
I'm good not doing it.
We was talking about Thug.
What y'all think about Mariah the scientist canceling?
She's a writer.
I love that shit.
But I saw people upset.
Like it's, you have obligation to your fans.
Who was upset?
The fans.
That was at the show.
Fans that bought tickets to the show.
They bought tickets.
And then she got nerfed to FaceTime.
FaceTime.
Hey y'all, I'm home.
But I wish I was there.
Thank y'all for coming out.
Love y'all. Hey, I'm going. But I wish I was there. Love y'all.
Hey, I'm going to play some Slaps for you though.
No, y'all sing to me.
Yo, if I went to the Stevie Wonder show at the Garden and that nigga FacePopped up on FaceTime, I would kill the shit out of Stevie Wonder.
We're not going to put Mariah the Scientist and Stevie Wonder in the same conversation, are we?
They're similar to me. What's their you? We're not going to put Mariah the Scientist and Stevie Wonder in the same conversation, are we?
They're similar to me.
What's their youth?
They're similar, very similar.
We're just like, stupid, y'all.
Y'all think you're wrong, though?
Yeah, I think any girl with a job should go to it.
Fuck you. with a job should go to it. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
I'm gonna act like y'all ain't never had this shit
call out of work, nigga.
Stop playing with me.
What?
All right, how much you make a day?
For the whole tour.
It was only, the tour's over next week.
Let me stop talking to you.
I did that to fucking the stripper Michelle
with the fat ass one tour.
Hey, hey, come on,, come on tour, girl.
That shit we working.
I ain't mad at it. You fucked up too, right?
I love it.
Yo, what?
If I been in jail that long, yeah, she should be home.
Yeah, fuck that tour, come home.
If she wants to stay on tour, do your thing,
but if she wants to come home, I don't give a fuck.
Like, yeah, you can reschedule a date.
Come home.
Oh, you can't reschedule a date.
You can't reschedule a date, why not?
It's not her tour.
Oh, yeah, that's how it is.
Oh, it wasn't her tour?
Lado's tour, she was opening.
Oh, she's an opener?
Oh, bring your ass home now.
If I been in jail that long, am I girls' opener?
I don't care if you was the headliner.
Damn, nigga, Lado's the homie.
Girl, I understand.
Go ahead and be with your man. Right. What? All right, I'll take it back then. If she was the headliner. And nigga, Lado's the homie, girl, I understand. Go ahead and be with your man.
Right. What?
All right, I'll take it back then.
If she was the opener, then go be with your man.
Yeah, go be with your man.
Nigga, you bugger.
Get your ass home. Big bro.
He ain't letting that go.
I just wanted to know if he was Eskimos on that.
Joe, we can build 10 igloos from the roof.
What's wrong with you, dog?
You circled back to Michelle.
I popped Michelle before you.
No, you did not.
Oh, God, here we go.
Here we fucking go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's another one of his old jokes that you hit.
Yeah.
I'm sensing a pattern here.
Maybe the rumors about us is true when the whole room,
oh, brother. Not again. What are you talking about? And no, you true when the whole room, oh brother, not a fan.
What are you talking about?
And no, you didn't.
I can tell you.
No, you didn't.
I can tell you.
And I know the night you did it behind me like a mutt.
I didn't even know you.
I didn't know you when I.
Yes, you did, because she loved me.
I did not.
Not listening.
She loved me.
That was your work.
That was your boo boo.
I didn't know that girl when I knew her before I knew you.
You tell it.
You say that to the girls that we do know.
That's your little line.
That's not true.
Yo, this nigga is a dickadee.
It's so fun to be able to pull from history
with your coworker.
All right, shout out to my writer scientists.
For sure.
Shout out to Yung Tho.
Shout out to Gunnard too, nigga.
I don't give a fuck.
I never hear the word rat again in hip hop,
I don't see what they have to do with music.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Yeah, I don't care.
I just don't care.
Give me the slaps, bruh.
That's it.
Make slaps.
Yeah, and Gunna got them.
So go ahead and act like you don't wanna go
to that studio if you want.
Lil' baby been with Central Sea and all these other guns.
Hey, you better get updated since you're home now
on the temperature who's hot and who ain't.
Hey.
Hey.
Shit's gonna change a little bit.
And I'm talking to you,
because I do think Baby is Baby still.
Lil Baby.
What do you mean?
Stop it.
I'm just asking what you mean.
I think Lil Baby is still Lil Baby.
What does that mean, Joe?
That Lil Baby could get in the studio and put out a hit.
I think he can make one. I think he could come up with one.
I think his name calls for a certain...
I think when you say the name Lil Baby, it sits at a certain tier.
There's a tier there.
He ain't off that tier because he's off of his hot streak and has been.
He's not off that tier.
But the music, I think that tier has dropped maybe...
If it hasn't dropped a notch, it's trending downward.
Like it's about to drop.
His show price ain't dropped.
His show price ain't dropped, it went up.
And I think he was preoccupied with what was going on
with one of my closest friends.
Yeah, and if he couldn't make nothing hot,
let Thug walk in the door.
Oh no, for sure.
Like they're, like I said, they're teasing a record now.
So, or whatever they're teasing. Absolutely, there's something coming there.
I'm talking about more beats.
I'm just talking about Lil Baby ain't Lil Baby today,
that he was during that run.
He's put out. It ain't even like he hasn't put out shit.
He's dropped.
And just saying that.
Now that he's back, that he might be him.
Fam, my man was looking at life.
I'm running around doing all the political posturing
that I could possibly come up with
to keep my ass from going to jail.
I get all that.
I'm running around with Stacey Abrams
and everybody else doing,
music is the last thing on my mind at this point.
And I agree.
I'm just saying, if you were doing that
and not still dropping music, I would subscribe to that.
He still dropped and everything that he's dropped
was mid.
Was mid-mid, the middest of mid.
But again, I think that might go back to
I'm not putting forth my best effort in the studio,
I'm just doing, I'm in here on some, you know what I mean?
And I ain't gonna crucify him for that
when everybody been mid with the exception
of fucking 6% of rappers. Everybody been mid. Yeah, but you're in that when everybody been mid with the exception of fucking six percent of rappers everybody been
Yeah, but you're in that six percent of rappers who ain't been putting out me
Yeah, but so you until you work. All right, but now that I'm in the mid class nigga
I'm the best of the mid class. Don't none of you mid making niggas look at me
The mid-maker niggas. The mid-maker niggas.
You mid-makers can't look at me like that, sir?
My last joint may have been some mid,
but you niggas can't look at me like that.
That's funny.
The niggas up there and above maybe could say,
all right, he off his knee.
I would agree with that.
Hey, I'm a fan.
And I just think that the niggas got a synergy
that all the Atlanta niggas got, Thug is home.
I think it's a fucking family reunion
down that bitch in Atlanta right now.
I wanna hear Posse cut.
I wouldn't hear, I wouldn't be surprised
if TI was in there rapping.
He said he retired, but I wouldn't be surprised
if he went in, you know what I mean?
Like I just think everybody, yeah bro.
Now I'ma get mad.
Everybody. Then I'ma get mad.
Nah, nah, can you?
Get mad at that. Just the fuck I can. Why? I want people that mad. Nah, nah. Can you? I can get mad at that.
Just the fuck I can.
Why?
I want people that say they retired to retire.
That's your business.
And he was asking me if I could get mad.
Everybody retirement don't necessarily mean it like yours.
Some niggas will be like,
y'all retired from-
You retired three weeks ago.
I know, I retired from making my own projects.
It was the other day.
I might do it first.
I'm just doing features, yeah. I might do a verse. I'm just doing features.
I might do features.
That ain't what he said.
He said I don't feel like jumping around on stages to entertain people.
What was it?
Oh, I took it different.
I took what-
That's what he said though.
He was like, yo, I'm just tired of jumping around on stages, performing and entertaining people.
And context.
I mean, he said that after his-
He retired from performing.
Seventy-one, I think, is what his retirement was from.
Performing.
That does not mean I'm not still dropping music.
I stand down there.
What does retirement mean for you?
What's retirement for you?
You just never gonna make any songs and you stopped?
Done, served my time.
What does that, what it mean when they leave the fucking,
honorable, I've served my time.
Honorable discharge.
I filled my requirements, I've done everything.
You've been completely out, got it.
Yeah. There's no completely out. Got it.
Yeah.
There's no song somebody could give me.
Like when niggas talk to me about my retirement,
granted, whole different ball game.
But when niggas talk to me about it,
I put 17 albums out.
I put 17 albums out.
I've toured.
I did the big places as an opener.
I did the small places.
I've traveled.
I fucked all the girls.
I stood on couches.
I did the unattractive gig.
I did the good gig. I got a nice publishing check, I got a horrible, everything there is to do in music,
I did it, I left fulfilled.
I didn't leave feeling like there's something more that I want to do.
There's nobody that can call me, niggas call me all the time, I have features.
There's nobody that could call me and get me out of what I'm saying because I don't
have it, I don't have that desire.
I don't have that desire. I don't
have that desire. You better tell me hoes. And you better say hoes now. Go ahead.
I was about to say hoes, but more like I'm thinking about songs like Reservoir Dog. Songs
that you look back on 20 years later and it's everybody and they mom was on it and it was fire.
Benny called me for one of those a few years ago. Oh yeah, you know about that. Benny called me for
one of them with all of the R rappers my type of joint my style track
No
I'm retired. I would have loved to been able to play with you
It's like when the og ballplayers see the next day. Yo, man, you was on the same team, man
We got busy that I am gonna look for sneakers
Got you and I didn't I didn't take what TI said that way until you just said it like
Winning set a 71 million million suit or however much it was
and then saying I'm done hopping around
or being the fish tank.
I took performing to me.
I'm done being the fish in the fish tank now.
I don't have to succumb to the rules and regulations
of music.
I don't have to torp for a check.
That's how I took it.
See, I forgot the torp.
I put it all together.
But okay, I received that.
Because I like what Three Stacks does, except for when he grabbed the Right. But OK, I'll receive that because I like what three stacks does,
except for when he grabbed the flute.
But like a surprise verse here and there, that shit he did on Kanye shit.
That's still probably that might be the best verse since it happened.
Yeah, probably.
I don't know if I could think of a better one, but I like that.
And at some point, nine figures, I'm coming back.
I'm going to give him something.
I'm going to give him something. I am.
Oh, yeah, I am. One verse, one verse or one EP or one project.. I'm gonna give him something. I'm gonna give him something. I am. Oh yeah.
I am.
One verse, one verse.
Or one EP, or one project.
10 minutes, I am gonna give him something.
My time, unless God has a different plan for me.
But if it's up to me, one day I'm coming to...
To a couple months from now.
That's not what I said.
That's what I heard.
You said nine figures.
What time do y'all be having talks?
It'll be 10 p.m. I'd be awake still.
It's around 10 p.m.
I can get into that.
I want to announce to all of y'all out there that Fridays has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
And I told them niggas when they took the Jack Daniel shit off of the menu
That was a bad idea
That was the only shit any that's a she but they put it with everything yeah
The shrimp steak chicken Jack man, they put Jack down
I'm gonna hold you on on one of them off. I'll call them motherfuckers and get some Fridays to go.
Right there by Coles.
Fridays is my favorite of the poor places to go.
Yeah, of the poor shit, yes.
Fridays is the best poor place.
I'm from Philly, which is the greatest Fridays
in the country.
Yeah, cause Allen Iverson was there.
Oh yeah, they had nothing to do with nobody.
They had nothing to do with the food.
They had nothing to do with the other food.
They used to call it Club Friday. I remember. They had a velvet rope outside. nobody else. They had nothing to do with the food. It had something to do with the other food. They used to call it Club Fridays.
I remember.
They had a velvet rope outside.
I remember.
Like, it was the biggest Fridays in the country.
I'm talking about Fridays for me.
When?
Well, Allen Iverson was on the sixes.
It's this one specific TGR Friday.
On City Line Avenue.
That the whole entire Philly,
i.e. every baddie in Pennsylvania,
would line up to go to.
It was a club. it was a club.
You call it Club Fridays.
And so at my young age, you know,
you waited for whoever Allen Iverson was gonna choose.
And then it was an open field for the rest of the night
for every other dude in there.
And the options were better than any club in Philadelphia.
Wait, what?
No, no, no.
So wait, if you were in there.
I've been in. If they was in the barrel.
So y'all waited.
Bro, that shit was in there.
Yo, bro.
Don't act all disgusted and foreign, nigga.
This is what everybody does at every club in America.
That shit was different.
Hey, if y'all had to wait till he left, then cool.
I have to wait till he left.
You still found the love.
I had to wait till he chose.
And you.
That's what I'm saying.
Hey, yo, dawg.
Nigga, if you want to...
When Allen Iverson was outside, you talking about Quentin Richardson,
who else he be talking about?
I talk about Allen Iverson too.
Yeah, when he was outside and I was 19 years.
That nigga was him.
I don't know if it was-
Y'all don't have to explain that to me.
I know, so when you said Allen Iverson was in the spot,
in Philadelphia,
Right after the six again.
My nigga, he was clearing any and everybody out.
So you didn't get a shot up? Yo. I mean, I don't really shoot the ball. You know I don't shoot the and everybody out. So you didn't get a shot up? Yo.
I mean, I don't really believe what I'm saying.
You know I don't shoot the ball.
And you didn't get a shot up?
But when he left...
It was open gym then.
I get what y'all saying.
It was open gym.
It was open gym.
I was on the court.
I just didn't get that.
Well, once he leave...
I'll be talking to Gidd.
Right.
Once that nigga leave you like...
All your moves come out now.
And those toes off.
I'm starting to walk those off.
Nah, that shit was a different game.
It was a different game. It was a different game. I'll be talking again, right? What's that nigga leave you like? All your moves come out now.
I'm snatching the warhose off.
Nah, that shit was a different game.
We're just different.
Nigga!
You're podding.
I'm not podding. I'm telling y'all.
You said there's no dude in the world that can get you up out of there.
That's not what I'm saying.
No, he won't say that.
I give respect to way too many men out there.
If you was 25, back then,
Allen Iverson is getting you to fuck about it in Philly.
You're not arguing,
you're not responding to what I'm saying.
You're just saying facts,
and I acknowledge those to be facts.
I'm saying, I'm putting a shot up while he's there.
But you know I don't shoot with him. And I'm gonna have to learn,
I'm gonna have to respect him that way.
True.
And that's how I did it.
No, understand.
He's not scaring you off the court.
He was out there, nigga, I'm shooting.
Bum, bum, and I learned.
Hey nigga, Allen here.
No, no, no.
Don't do that again.
Okay.
This beast.
That's what I'm talking about.
Damn, that ain't what you said.
Nigga, we wasn't sitting on our hands,
but you know he had, if you-
Say it.
Listen to what I'm saying.
It's a room full of women in there, right?
Anybody you hollering at that came in there
to see Allen Ivers and she cutting her eye the whole time
to see if he gonna choose.
If he's doing something else,
I like my chances the number two option in the Fridays.
But until he's made that choice, it's all speculative.
It's all up for grabs.
That's all I'm saying.
You found, y'all found the love of your lives.
It worked out.
It worked out.
It worked out. You're a front-er, y'all. It love of your lives. So, it worked out. It worked out. It worked out.
You're a front-er, y'all.
It's best to not shoot at everybody.
You're a front-er.
Right?
You're such a front-er.
You would've been there, right?
Nigga, you're standing there, oh, ay, I got a ball.
I got a ball, nigga, I got a ball.
Whatever, all y'all would've been there doing the same shit,
eating your three for all, eating your potato skis,
waiting.
Never the case.
I'm getting a shot up.
I'm not saying you, we all got shots up.
Maybe two or three.
We all got shots up. And I or three. We all got shots up.
And I might wear an Ivory's jersey.
Nigga, this bitch might be too drunk.
Fuck you.
I'm Bubba Chuck number two.
Oh, man.
Yo, this thing's a fucking fool, yo.
I hope that Fridays is just doing the Red Lobster repackage.
I hope so, man.
They said it was 600 Fridays.
I haven't even seen Fridays in a minute.
It's 163 Fridays now.
And them shit is dropping.
Yeah, there's one near me.
Like, yo, dog, and that number's probably going.
I wonder if I could buy Fridays.
Don't do it.
And bring back Club Fridays.
With Allen Ives or nothing?
You get by fine Allen Ives is what they say.
N***a, it's us.
Oh, I'm shooting. I'm Bernard King off this bitch. Oh, man. Like that shit was, that's fucked up.
Has anybody here seen the Kodak and Kaisen at stream?
I did.
I did not.
I personally, I ain't like it.
That was a trick just to get ice to talk shit.
I'm not talking shit about it.
I actually, I watched, I watched the show,
and I was like, I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I did. I did not. I personally, I ain't like it.
That was a trick just to get Ice to talk shit.
I'm not talking shit about it.
I actually, I watched quite a few clips.
I even jumped in on the stream
just to see how it was going.
I like what he's doing.
But the Kodak part, I didn't really,
Kodak was clearly fucked up.
Like he got fucked up as the stream went on.
And you can see it.
He went from looking like, but we know Kodak has, you up. Like he got fucked up as the stream went on. And you can see it. He went from looking like,
but we know Kodak has,
you know he's been vocal, he had problems, whatever.
He started looking like Polaroid.
But you start to see it.
Like he was like, I'm not even.
I'm just going.
I'm not doing it.
Don't put me in the video, go ahead.
Yeah, I'm not doing it.
Yeah, that was fucked up.
I'm really corny.
You're better than that, I'm just saying.
Yeah, that was low.
I think your 40s is time to be corny. That was a little.
Go ahead.
But yeah, once he got to the point where,
he was damn near looking like,
dude out on the corner, like Mr. Wendell.
Like, it was bad.
At that point, it's like, come on, dog.
I felt like somebody should have not stopped the stream
because I know that's the goal.
It's like this marathon thing for,
I think he's doing 30 days or something.
But I do think somebody should have just came in
and, all right, come on, let's get him out of here
and let's just keep this going.
I just, I ain't like it personally.
I hate that shit.
Didn't like it.
That's too much of that.
He was slurring, he looked bad.
I don't like seeing, I don't like seeing.
I don't like seeing not Kodak under those conditions at any time.
I don't really don't like seeing any entertainer under those conditions.
True. Yeah, like they keep running up on.
What's the ball player?
The Lante West. I don't like that.
Like we don't have to want them to punch them.
I am these things and broadcast them with Kodak being on the stream.
Once you see somebody that bad, it's like alright.
But they said.
He got production.
Like he got a whole crew out.
I didn't see it but they said he got progressively worse.
He did.
He started the stream seemingly sober.
And they said it was even one point during the stream, I don't know how true it is, that
he threw a perk up in the air and dropped it.
Like they said he basically got high.
No, they said he did a trick.
He, well, not they said, I seen that part.
They did the trick from like with his mount taking the perk.
Like he flipped it.
And then it kicked in mid show.
Just, you know what I'm saying?
God progressive.
I'm praying for Kodak.
I'm praying for Kodak. I hope he's well. I hope he gets better. I hope he's cornered and the people that love him,
love him. That's my mature adult response to this story.
On the flip side, boy, it was nice to see Kostinad around some drugged up niggas.
Boy, it was nice to see Kostanad around some drugged up niggas. He always around niggas that's just happy and jubilant and showing teeth and cheering and high-fiving niggas.
There's some drug niggas around now. He was looking like, when does this end?
He looked uncomfortable.
He was looking like...
He really looked uncomfortable. That's what I'm saying though.
And with having a whole production team,
somebody should see that.
No, nigga, it's a lot of money.
I got a McDonald's commercial.
It's a lot of money in this building, dog.
I don't want to hear it. That part.
Yes.
Yes.
It's a lot of money in this building.
Kai can't even play like that no more.
He can add money out to Wazoola.
It ain't time, don't come over to my shit
looking all drugged up and stupid.
Somebody was supposed to remove that.
Like, not for nothing, even the whole, like he said,
he did the perc perk trick like that's
cause to get your channel banned. It's a lot of money at stake here. Yeah. And and shouts to Kai because I saw he did he was doing
something where he was jumping in streams of lesser known people. Oh that was fire. The cash raid what what did they call it? That was super fire. Oh, a love raid.
He had all his followers and stuff,
yo, subscribe to this person.
So some just random person just pop up.
That's using your platform.
I love that shit, bro.
That is absolutely fire.
Shout out to him for that.
And shout out to him for just everything.
He's killing.
He is absolutely killing.
Yeah, I'm happy about that.
I am. And he was playing Pump It Up the other day. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm happy about that. I am.
And he was playing Pump It Up the other day.
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
That's just ain't hard when young people listen to it.
I've noticed that young people got a new,
because for a while, Pump It Up,
they would just try to use it to shoot at you.
But I have seen quite a few younger people now,
it's almost like a-
Nostalgia.
Appreciation for the record.
Yeah, which is kind of
Oh, I've rationalized it already.
So I don't care.
You can't fucking be the TikTok era
and then just pump it up to me.
Sorry.
Not the way it works.
You're like the dance, right?
Go ahead and get the shugging.
Stupid.
Oh, man.
Um, listen, I'm done.
I don't have nothing else to say to y'all.
Hit subscribe, follow, sign up to the Patreon,
all that shit the geeky niggas say.
I do wanna tell everybody that Saturday night,
I took my hot ass out.
And I took a nap.
That's nice.
I took a nap and took my hot ass outside thinking I still had my 20s and 30s energy in me and
some of my teen years back when we used to break day and felt like that was an accomplishment.
I sat my happy ass in the strip club and watched that clock from 1.55 all the way to 2 a.m.
And I seen it go back from 2 a.m. to 1 a.m.
And while I thought that I'd get an extra hour
of partying in sleazy hoes,
I started yawning my ass off in that fucking club.
I said, oh, what am I doing here?
fucking club. Yeah. I said, Oh, what am I doing here? Daylight savings is not the event that it used to be. I'm tired now. And that one hour feel like three hours. I was in bed
last night. It was pitch black outside. I said, Oh, I'm so tired. It was six o'clock. It's over.
I had to look one of my favorite bartenders in the face.
We said, you're leaving already?
Yes, girl.
I have to go home.
And I don't even say that no more.
I just do this.
I give them a sleepy side.
I'm sleepy.
It's charming though. I'm sleepy.
You're such a...
It's charming though. That's dope.
Charming bird.
I'm sleepy.
She's like, you're so cute.
Meet me too. Meet me sleep too.
No, no, no. Not sleep with me.
Not sleep with me. I'm going home to jerk off to the video I just made of you
and go to bed.
I got my video, I'm about to fuck you for a month.
What a change.
400 for the bed.
You know what I do with a bed?
Yo, Patroni.
This ain't Patroni. Patroni what? He fries a little. Daylight savings ain't kicking y'all ass?
Or y'all be home like chilling with your families and shit?
Even then they still kick your ass.
They still kicking my ass.
They still kick my ass.
I don't feel no difference.
I go to sleep mad late anyway.
Why?
I'll be up doing paperwork and shit.
You good.
T.
T.
T.
T.
T.
T.
T.
T.
T.
T.
T. T. T. T. T. I'm gonna sleep mad late anyway. Why? Be up doing paperwork and shit.
You good.
See, I skipped a joke. I let him do it.
Go to sleep mad.
So much paperwork.
So much, oh my God, flooded.
Swamped.
When I'm the only one laughing, it make me a bad friend.
No, I'm trying to catch the joke.
You up all night with paperwork?
That's it. That's it.
That's it.
It just sound funny.
Ain't no real joke, it's just funny.
It's not you go to bed, Mark.
It depend, like 11, 12, I usually wake up
and then do it all, like I get a little hour too
then I'm up most of the night.
Then I gotta wake up whatever the baby wake up.
And this daylight shit got me up,
got now he up at six a.m.
Oh yeah, that sucks right, getting rid of the defined roles?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like you gotta share the responsibility.
Yep, parenting and shit.
Where you gotta breastfeed this motherfucker?
God damn it, shit is rough.
Yeah, it's got to be.
Kids up hungry like,
You don't hear them?
Yeah, you don't hear them?
I'm hungry too.
Here goes Lex learned to say,
Yo, you ordered it yet?
All right, man.
Oh shit, hey, that's my man right there.
That's my man right there.
Keno always keep a clean looking white boy with him.
Like a white boy that guy was a model for a year and a half.
With some money too.
We don't hang around a broke white.
One thing about Keno, he will not hang around
a white that's broke.
No for real.
That's a talent.
You'll be able to sniff out the right whites.
The right rights.
Oh my God, yo. Naturally without cologne, who you think smells better?
Like blacks or whites?
Not falling for it.
I'm not.
I've learned.
I'm a little plum mixed.
They plum mixed.
I'm not falling for it.
What say you?
I got a sleeper.
Nope, nope, nope.
I got a sleeper.
I got a sleeper.
I got a sleeper.
Why y'all won't say us?
Is it raining?
No. I'm a sleeper. Why y'all won't say us? Is it raining? No.
Wow.
I feel like that's racist.
You don't say.
That's racist.
Just like some type of reverse race.
But it's a thing.
All right. I have a sleeper. Does everyone here have a sleeper?
Yes.
Except for Mark.
Actually.
Mark don't play sleepers.
I'm trying to exclude him.
I'd love to play sleepers.
Am I allowed to play big sleepers?
Oh, got them.
Yeah.
No, no. I don't know.
I'm not in a group chat, so I don't know these things.
I was just about to say when you make the group chat.
That's the next one.
Now you can play a sleeper.
If you play a sleeper, we'll put you in a group chat.
Okay.
Let's see what your music bag is. Come on. I got to pick one. Now you can play a sleeper. If you play a sleeper, we'll put you in the group chat. Okay. Let's see what your music bag is.
Come on.
Oh, I gotta pick one off the spot?
Marvin Sapp.
Yes.
Come on.
Come on, what Frankie Beverly did.
His first sleepers can't be nothing worse
than what we've seen, bro.
Just play him something what it is.
Nope.
Let him pick a sleeper.
Now let him pick a sleeper,
something that people are sleeping on out there.
Yeah, that's it.
Cause he about to come in with some of your Londa Adams,
Mary Mary.
Is it a sleeper though? I was gonna say this Freddie Gibbs something from this Freddie Gibbs out that's fine
That will be a sleeper perfectly fine shout to Freddie Gibbs. I'm supposed to go to dinner with him tonight
We'll make sure I hear his album first
That's phony and fucked up shout to him shout to my man. Um, alright, I'm done. There's nothing else pertinent that I got to get out
Let me just make sure let me read my man. All right, I'm done. There's nothing else pertinent that I gotta get out. Let me just make sure, let me read my list.
We're getting to the
Ecuadorial, Guinea, Guinea, Guyanese.
We're getting to Homeboy soon, Patreon.
That's a Kwan Jump, I'm getting to that.
The puffin DA's, let's see.
Oh, and Homeboy, they go to your job
and voice all the complaints to your supervisor for you.
On Patreon, sign up.
And don't none of y'all try to call them either.
I'ma know.
I'ma know if y'all call them.
I'm going with Austin Mills and Jazi.
Hey, shout out to Austin Mills.
Shout out to Austin Mills.
This record is called Need I Say More. But you do it to me, you have me holding out the stops It's fine if you don't watch whatever you like
It's whatever you like
And I know you experienced
Something about you makes me curious
You play hard to get, I chase you down
You know I gotta pull up on ya
I'm talkin' bout you and me, to do what we want
I'm thinkin' bout you with me, girl, fuck it, we grown
I want you to say and do whatever you want
I'm talkin' bout you and me And need I say more, need I say more
Ooh, ooh, need I say more
Yeah, uh, need I say more
Ooh, ooh, need I say you and me
And you, uh
Try to fill me up
I like the way she lookin' back at me
She told me she ain't got no penance
But she could take my hand, it got nasty
Look at you, you could be my drug
Give me one taste, and I got stuck
You know we got options
But nothing ain't poppin' like us two
And I know you're experienced
Something about you makes me curious
You play hard to get, I chase you down
You know I gotta pull up on ya
I'm talkin' bout you, yeah
We won't do' bout you with me
Girl, here we go
I want you to say and do whatever you want
I'm talkin' bout you and me, and me
Need a same old, need a same old
Ooh, need a same more, yeah Need to say more, ooh
Need to say you and me and you, yeah
Yes sir!
Come on man, we back to the Peppermint Lounge with this one
Hey! Oh you think I wasn't at the Peppermint Lounge with this one.
Hey.
Oh, you think I wasn't at the Peppermint Lounge neither? Oh, y'all waging all out Newark, Elizabeth, like war.
Do your friend got a friend for my friend Austin?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Shut up.
I don't like, I can't say that.
All right, forget it.
That was Austin Mills and Jhazi,
that record is called Need I Say More
available in your iTunes on DSPs
and your phones right this very second.
Here's another reason I don't fuck with you niggas.
No way else I ain't seen you nuke niggas at.
Never saw y'all at that IHOP to serve the collard greens
where you can get murdered.
Never seen you there.
Where is that?
On, I think it's about the one on Burger Izzy.
I've never seen y'all there.
You need the Corey.
You need the Corey.
Never seen you there, neither Corey.
Oh my God.
Corey ish, I ain't, y'all was never there.
I was never there.
They called me when he was there.
Yo, y'all the king of that.
Y'all the king of I got a call when you was there. It be happening. Dog, you my man. So I can't blow it up, but I had a slice the other night with that damn girl. Want to talk me to just check this. I just checked this. Oh, Joe is here, why don't you come out because Joe is here.
I don't like that shit neither, check this, check her.
Yo dog, check her.
Everywhere you go I get a, yo Joe here, check her.
Yo your man here yo, your man is over here.
Tell him we hate that.
You didn't even eat collard greens, like you wasn't here.
Anyway man, I set up a whole car wash in Newark when I was 17, nigga.
What the fuck is y'all niggas talking about?
You 44.
17, I could have rocked with it.
Hey, y'all can take that Dairy Queen
in Jersey City at 17.
I went to that Dairy Queen in Jersey City the other day.
Yeah, right. I know you did. They was closed. No, they was there at Dairy Queen in Jersey the other day. Yeah, right.
I know you did.
They was closed.
No, they was not.
Dairy Queen is closed.
You might as well roll pass real fast.
No, it's closed.
Ask Dave.
I know.
You saying his name don't mean you got a Serpie.
Come on, you ain't stopping, order nothing.
Stop it.
Large banana shake, nigga.
I know.
You banana shook, all right?
Yeah.
It's cool.
I'm with you, my nigga.
Yo, you banana shook. That's all right. I'm out of here, man. I'm with you, my nigga. It's cool, I'm with you my nigga.
You banana shook. That's all right, I'm with you my nigga.
I hate these man, I don't wanna work with y'all.
Go ahead, somebody play a stupid.
Y'all kill Fridays, but if y'all do something
to Tony Romans, we gonna have a beef.
Oh wait, there's people in here
that wanna shit on Tony Romans?
I shit on it.
I could live without it though.
Yeah, like a piss on.
It ain't Fridays.
You're right, it's not.
It ain't Jack Daniels.
You're right, Tony Romans is not Fridays.
Now it's whiskey glaze. It ain't Jack Daniels no more.
Wait, y'all think Fridays is higher on the food chain than Tony Romans?
Yeah.
Not even close.
Take your time to think about that. Look, even if it's not, I still would prefer
to go to Friday's.
Got that, but they saying.
Well, that's what I mean.
I guess that it's based on preference.
Yeah, yeah.
Some people prefer Section 8.
They don't.
I would.
You do.
I would.
If I could get it, I would.
I would, yo.
I know, but he scared.
He couldn't live nowhere with Section 8.
No, who could? He'd kill that boy. know, but he scared. He couldn't live nowhere with Section 8. Who could?
He'd kill that boy.
Yo, dawg, Section 8 is everywhere.
I can live right in fucking Fort Lee, Inglewood,
Cliffs, anybody with Section 8.
What you talking about?
No more jokes from you about me not being able
to go to the hood, neither.
I don't want to hear another peep about that from you,
because then I'm going to bring up,
when you let the neighbor live that came to your door.
Neighbor lived that came to your door.
When that fan came right to your door and said,
it's up nigga.
Yo, what up?
And you slammed the door and ran.
You remember?
You told the story on here.
I don't remember, because it was fabricated story
you talking about, so I got you in the face.
I don't even know who you talking about.
The fan that came to your house.
You ain't put a hand on him.
You ain't even grieve over all that.
And nigga didn't say nothing crazy. He came to your house. Oh shit't put a hand on him. You ain't even grieve over all of that. And Nigger didn't say nothing crazy.
He came to your house.
Oh shit, the homie-ish really do live here.
He fanned out.
And you let him live?
As opposed to a Nigger that's on the other side of the country
just typing on the computer.
It's Nigger's game.
You think it came to your house where you and your family
lay your heads.
Come on, man.
You were supposed to unearth him.
Man, you were supposed to stand on business.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. That fan got right in the car and went home.
I don't want to hear that tough Tony choosing this nigga.
Fuck out of here.
He gave him a hoodie.
Yeah, I'm not tough.
He want to fight the spaces, nigga.
I'm not tough.
I'm not even tough.
He gave that fan nigga a hoodie.
And a hug.
A hoodie and a hug.
The package.
They bought the ish bundle.
The teacup.
They got the cup.
Got his consultation on the way home.
All right, I'm done. All right, man. I. The teacup, they got the cup. They got the consultation on the way home.
Oh shit.
Alright, I'm done.
Alright man, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm going to the West Coast.
This is the first single off of Snoop's new, Snoop and Dre's new album called Missionary.
The song is called Gorgeous and it's Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre and Jenae Iko.
Oh.
Okay.
And a bad combination.
Mm-hmm.
I'm on my way to you. Me too. Cut that back. Oh In a bad combination I don't want to wait till you hear it
Me too
Cut that back
Odazz baby
You can always tell a Drey something
Odazz
Watch yourself
Get out I feel so fucking gorgeous Don't say shit look gorgeous
Under the skies Eyes in your eyes
This is your fault We can be anything
This is everything Don't think about the things
Six on the money Yeah, bitch, six a feeling
Last time I checked, I was the plug to your plug
I'm the fucking connect, what you expect?
Negotiating, never settle for less
I never lose, always winning when I shuffle a deck
Dropping these jewels, where I'm from, you better treasure your chance
You know the rules, plus one, she always come with a guess
She in the pool, best believe I plan on making her whack
Give her the blues, back up in this bitch and getting my rap
Show you how to do it properly, when you on my property
I'm a hot commodity, boy walk monopoly
A nigga safe, wearing out of space, I'm a Odyssey, Odyssey
I'm that motherfucker that you gotta see
I feel so gorgeous, don't say shit the gorgeous
Under the sky, eyes in your eyes, this doesn't fall
We can be anything, this is everything
We're both in the politics, we're still six and a mile away
Yeah, bitch, six and a mile away
Now, woo, woo, woo, woo
Now that's a lot of ass in the passenger seat
Drop it low, low, low, low, yeah
Bout to hit a switch in this bitch, what's the six-hole?
Bro, I deal with the cons and the pros
I mix Crip shit with the highs and the lows
Picture this bitch, we're drawing a bankroll
It's just some dog food for the soul, LISH
Criminal psychology, this shit just a part of me
Industrial robbery, a product of 93
Follow me, follow me, I'm on the dollar bill
My stock up, nigga, no return on this post
I'm so special, gorgeous
Don't just shit the gorgeous
Into the skies, eyes in your eyes, this wasn't for me
We can eat anything, I guess that's everything
I'm drifting high, just think, sticks on my mind
Yeah, bitch, that's what I feel From the moment it feels so filling
And again, that record is gorgeous. Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Jhenea Ico, off of Snoop & Dre's album Missionary, which will be out next month. I think that beat is unfair. That beat sounds crazy.
Those drum sounds are crazy.
Where I first heard that record in the car,
I was like, okay, my speakers on usually,
this shit is mixed in, that shit sounded amazing.
Headphones, everything, I'm like,
I couldn't wait to hear how it sounds with you.
That's making me want to go grab my beats by Dre.
Bring them back out.
Yeah, god damn. That shit sound crazy. Me and Ice used to be fiends my Beats by Dre. Do a commercial and bring them back out. Yeah, god damn.
That shit sound good.
Me and Ice used to be fans of them Beats by Dre's.
What?
Shit was the worst.
It was.
Karen Civil sending some shit every month.
Pac come every week damn near, some new shit.
My stupid ass, I had to, I went and downloaded
the Beats by Dre Apple Music playlist.
Yeah, I had that shit too.
Yeah, I had it, I did.
That's what Apple, that's why they bought Beats.
Yeah.
That's what it was for.
That song makes me realize, well I knew this already,
but making a song is really like having a jump shot.
Like it don't matter how old you are,
you know how to make a song.
Mm-hmm. Yep.
No matter what you think of that song,
people that know how to make a song made the song.
Facts.
That's, that's, shout out to Snoop, man.
Andre? Shout out to Snoop.
Shocked that Ice had to be the one
to play the Snoop sleeper instead of Mel, but you
ain't played the Q-tip sleeper.
I was going to play some games, but if Mark's going to play some games, I'm going to let
it rock.
I know Ice just played Big X to plug, but I finally listened to the album and I have
to say, my bad Big X to plug.
Let's go!
The album is impressive.
Let's go!
Let's go!
This is therapy session, it's quick, but it's fire.
Whole album's fire.
I could pick any song off it.
Crazy, bro.
That big ass shit.
Tony calls.
Yeah.
And great guy.
Yeah?
Yeah, you talking about the great guy.
Great guy.
Hey, hey, I've been the same, baby.
I do what I just wanna make love.
So I put that in the ass.
Hey, see I've been doing well, not great, but good.
Can't complain, I got more than I should.
Been a while, I've been a little bit of a pain.
I've been a little bit of a pain.
I've been a little bit of a pain. I've been a little bit of a pain. I've been a little bit of a pain. I've been a little bit of a pain. I've been a little bit of a pain. I do what you want, I just wanna make love Ayy, see I been doin' well, not great but good
Can't complain, I got more than I should
Been away since I dug in the hood
I just hope that my folks understand I done hit every stat, I'm just tryna get to it
Anyways, just they likein' my music
I just did a show called By the Roof, had like 80-something thousand folks jammin' and groovin'
I can't even lie, when I be away from it, I cry
Cause I love them the most, I would hate for them ever to say that they daddy work right on they side
But for real, my lil' nigga be fly, he been dressed and he said fully tried
And my daughter so pretty, look just like her daddy and shit, I be tellin' her niggas gon' die
And your family?
My people been straight, tryna poof with all of they places, I been goin' harder
I guess now they seein' this shit, cause before they thought I should switch lanes
Cause shit, I start buyin' ice and keepin' them lights, Now they see that this shit is white bigger than lights, no more jizz
Shit, I know that that's right, okay, what about your team?
This shit bigger than life, it's a movie that me every night
Been poppin' these bottles to represent life, cause shit we was just broke
I mean, they have a dollar this week, we kicked out till we finally got right
See, you still smokin' square
I know that I've been stressin', tryin' to give everybody a blessing
Y'all know how I feel to have everything, get every wrong one before this shit can get
hacked But I swear I've been tryin' to quit
Back one more half a million, I swear to this shit
I done spent seven K on Columbus, expensive as fuck
So I guess I can give up the steeze
So that's good
No, I ain't saying that
But I never give none of this back
Yeah, I lost a whole lot on the way
But if I be in line, I'm good right here where I'm at
Alright, I think this was a good session
Gave us a lot to think about
Same topic, sweet
That's Big X The Plug, Therapy Session.
That album is absolutely fucking great.
It's probably my, it's up there for me
for the album of the year.
Yeah, it's absolutely on my list.
I'm just a couple listens, I'm like, oh shit.
Yeah, it's one of the, it's an amazing album.
To me, this album reminds me, just off of listening to it,
it gave me the same shit that when
Sauce Walker dropped his album,
it was like towards the end of the year. And it snuck in and was like, oh shit, this is what's going on.
Everybody looked.
I feel the same way about this Big X.
This album's great.
Shout out to Big X for pulling it.
This shit snuck in and I didn't know this because he tweeted it.
He's independent.
Yeah, I saw that.
It's all, you know your besters.
I love all of that.
I love these independents putting effort and putting some real art out.
Word, salute. Biggish.
I'm going to Crystal Tears by El Meme. I think that's how you pronounce it.
El Meme. We've been over this a bunch of times. El Meme, Crystal Tears. I imagine crystal clear In my corner I can visualize you here keep me up set me down right from wrong hold my ground
sad to see so many years but in its plan to find the sight to set my fears
I ran out let you down held on doubt, broke my heart I need to know if you can feel
Could I ever be a special person
Show you I can give love and devotion
I need to know if I could feel
Afraid to hold the glass I know I've broken
Take back all the notes I know I've chosen
This love it goes on
I hear in your tone
I might feel alone
My fears are dragged home
Despite of my hope
I might feel alone Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, If I curse my ways, won't mean you might stay
Foolish to believe I'm old or cold bad
I need to know if you can feel
Could I ever be a special person?
Show you I can dim the way you look shit
I need to know if I can feel
The range of all the rest I know I've broken
Take back all the girls I know I've chosen
This love it goes on
I hear when you're told
I might be alone
My dreams are dead
Oh I
Despite of my hope, I might be alone
If I'd known that it would've been the last word
Then I'd know that I would've called you back, back
If I'd known, if I'd known, I would've
I swear, I swear, I swear I'm gonna fall
If I know that it would've been the last day
And I know that I would've gone through that pain
If I know that I would've gone through that pain
That's how I mean crystal tears
Why are y'all crying crystal tears?
What is happening?
Ice
This nigga, Ice is different I'm gonna read the caption of this video.
Man with no training takes on two
professional female MMA fighters.
It went exactly how you thought it would've went.
So please send it to me.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
I can't see that shit.
Send it to me right fucking now.
He look like,
remember Butterbean? Oh shit.
Remember Butterbean?
Yeah.
He look like that.
And they MMA fighters.
He don't got no head gear on or nothing.
Yo, they kneeing him, everything, nothing working.
He just throwing haymakers.
Oh shit.
Fucking no more.
This is how funny.
I need to see this. Mel, do you want to watch it?
Mel, do you want to watch it?
I so want to watch it.
I promise you I fucking want to watch it.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh fuck.
Yo, he got no type of training.
He just charging and punching.
All right, then play the fucking first line.
Oh fuck.
This song is bringing us some endorsements,
but go ahead, introduce it.
Fucking shit.
All right.
No, I mean, I like it.
All right, my track is Timeless by D. Gaddy. It's interesting shit. All right. No, I mean, I like it. All right My track is timeless by D. Gatti
Goddy Gatti
Yeah Yo, you gonna send it to me? Someone sounds like crazy But I love how you got patience
Me and you, it just makes sense
Just thought I'd let you know
Just thought I'd let you know
Just thought
Just thought I'd let you know
Just thought I'd let you know Just thought I'd let you know I let you know I let you know
I let you know
I let you know
I got my head tipped
I love how we finish each other's sins
I love how we finish each other's sins
No love, we had it
Touched and run down the hill
The way my last bitch fucked me up
It was hard to build that trust
It was hard to build that trust It was hard to build that trust
You don't take much to know that you something special
Just like the truck I can't break the habit
I don't tell you all the time But you're always on my mind
Sometimes I act crazy But I know how you got patience
Me and you just make sense Just thought I'd let you know
Just thought I'd let you know Just thought I'd let you know, just thought I'd let you know
It surprised me that you're still in front of me
Can't imagine what I put you through
Cause I would've been fed up
I guess you gotta pull it to a crew
This is Ish, not Mel
This is Mel, man
Oh, this is Mel, I apologize
You do everything right and I should tell you more
Yeah, man
I just want you to know
That you got it all at the same time
Sometimes I'm crazy That you got it all over, it's timeless, ooh
Sometimes I'm crazy
But I love how you got patience
Me and you, it just makes sense
Just thought I'd let you know
Just thought I'd let you know
Just thought I'd let you know Just thought I'd let you know
Just thought I'd let you know Just thought I'd let you know
That is D. Gatti, Timeless.
That's my girl. That's my girl.
I fuck with her. Mine is from the new Freddie Gibbs Gibbs, Joe is a couple tracks that I love the production of how it's dope
But I'm going with anniversary Yeah, yeah, yeah Uh oh
Yeah
Deep down I know you really love me though
You're taking my anniversary swag, go ahead Fred
You just shit off
Slam, every time I rap it's like a crack attack
All my baby mamas are stalkers, they want the rabbit back
Learn my lesson, fucking with Coopies now it's a rap for that
Bitches quick as snitch to them people hoe you a ref for that
She was always shittin' on a nigga dream Back when Diego used to send me my money takin'
the magazine She played with a note so I look at her like
a dope fiend Meanwhile I'm sippin' Tahitian treatin'
Bromethazine Meanwhile I'm runnin' in circles tryna be
more commercial Rappin' niggas scared to collab with me
I'm too controversial I say fuck the nigga suck a dick
He might record it if the boy don't support it
You just a fuckin' dick
Lately I been focused on movies and not the music
Underrated but I still feel like I ain't got shit to prove
These niggas hate it, seven figure bank statements
Ain't no illusion, boy you stepped on it
My story ain't never been convoluted
It's the gang train, hundred percent, fresh off the lift
Chopper shop, win, nothing but net
I hear the switch, I can't get arrested
Long as my enemies rested pissed Nigga crossed me then he lost me and I ain't fucked with him since Oh Every time I rap it's like a crack attack Niggas lookin' for triple X's they want the rabbit back Fuck her back at both niggas' busts as they born to battle rap
In the mirror pickin' my outfit I got my Gata tags
Next year I retire from rappin' be stinky rich
They be postin' anniversaries bout the day you got hit nigga
Made him twerk it, bullets got his body shakin'
Have a nigga mama sayin'
You know what to make it to you now
I'm put a tool it
Pretty good. It's your anniversary. The album is fire.
Man, I had a problem with that album. What?
So, I went to purchase the album, downloaded it,
my shit was clean, but I bought the explicit.
No you didn't.
No I didn't.
You bought the clean.
Never.
You didn't.
Had a little ease and everything.
You don't say bitch.
I don't.
You bought the clean.
I say motherfucker nigga and all a bunch of other shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, aggressive, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Children out there.
Your world, your world.
It's a family show, buddy.
Yeah, and then a couple people was telling me,
so then I went straight to the DSP,
like all right, let me maybe,
something wrong here, so I press play.
I got through like three records,
I'm like yo, this shit is getting muted.
So they said it was something with the upload,
but I was eventually able to get it.
It was very weird, very weird.
I couldn't get through it,
because I'm like, I can't listen to it.
Freddie Gills is cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Mark, that was a phenomenal entry to the Sleeper segment.
Very different from when Ish played
Not Too Much by Luther.
That was my first first song you asked.
No, no, I wanted to knock the hustle.
It was the R. Kelly and Hove joint
from the best of both worlds.
Girl you know you got a body out of here.
Man in the mirror, right?
I think it was before I let go.
Smooth criminal movement.
Oh my God.
When was the last time anybody listened to Beyonce's country album here? It's been a little while. The day it dropped? We could drop? The night?
I was doing it a couple times after that. Nope. Not a ton.
That was it, Mel Mark? Every day.
I knew it. That boy right there boy!
Alright, well shit, now I got exposed when you and Mel was laughing at behind the scenes.
Since you listen to it every day, look.
How many of them was laughing at it?
These two were crying.
They was in tears.
When I walked in, it was y'all crying.
Oh shit, sorry.
Like holding your stomach crying.
Yo, you're from North Philly.
Eyes, I'm out the game.
I'm out the game.
Now I will give y'all a chance to tell it yourselves without my lies and twists.
They did. They did.
Oh y'all, before you came in.
Already did.
Holy shit.
Yeah we know. We know how to, we professionals now.
We professionals now?
We gotta get that shit out before you get here, Paul.
Yeah, cause I'm gonna get the lion. I'm putting some shit on top of you.
Mel, you can't laugh at that.
I can. I said don't send it to her.
I can laugh because they signed up for that shit.
That shit was funny, sorry.
Stockholm.
That donkey kick was fucking hilarious.
Melissa's boy.
Sorry.
Yeah.
You can't laugh at that and do the menopus-ish shit.
I can.
Even though I did learn something.
I learned a lot. I did learn something from your shit.
I've been joking around,
and yo, y'all had take my Malford podcast jokes
the wrong way.
I will apologize if y'all think I was really sincerely
kicking Malford's podcast back in or flip,
even though I was, but I don't mean it.
I don't mean it.
It's like supportive jokes.
And I did learn something.
Okay.
What'd you learn?
I had no idea that the older you get, the less,
I didn't know that.
The less, a lot of less.
I didn't know that either.
The less lubricated it is.
I didn't know that.
Well, yeah, that's just, that is a, that is a.
I'm talking about younger bitches.
I mean, we ain't shooting up.
No, even.
Doesn't necessarily affect everybody.
Shootin' at the 60 year old. I mean, we still not bad. I ain't shooting up. No, even. Doesn't necessarily affect everybody.
Shootin' at a 60 year old, you know what I mean?
We still not bad.
Yeah, so am I.
But even the old, old work I've had in my life,
it still gets, it still get wet, right?
Like, wetty, wetty.
It's not.
Fire!
Like, super wet.
And if your shit still gets super wet with respect,
then you shouldn't be able to do a podcast
about the bitches that's dry.
I am doing a podcast.
You said it, I heard it in your voice.
Like, you was trying to relate.
And it gets drier down there.
Well, I mean, you know, I'm performative
to a certain extent, but I'm also commiserating
because there's shit that I do know a little bit about
My own from my own symptoms, but that it's not you thankfully that was not one of mine. That's you hoes
Hey, I'm relating to y'all, but I ain't really for real I'm still me
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Mm-hmm. Oh man.
Uncomfortable.
My lips, Jesus.
Nope.
I shut the fuck up.
I got nothing to say.
Nothing.
How about what?
Nothing.
Anything.
Nothing.
Y'all so pussy.
Yep.
Yep.
And shit, if a 60-year-old's in the bed drive,
you get to stay the night, you stay in there, or...
They should be cool with rejection.
All right, ma.
Shoulder tap.
All right, now, I'm about to head to work.
4 AM.
You just lube up.
There's that.
That's a big part of it, right?
Give him a little yeast.
Give him a little yeast infection.
Oh, my god.
Pour this bottle of lube down there.
Hey, yo.
Get it nice and yeasty.
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When's the next episode come out?
It's coming out next Tuesday.
Oh good, I'm looking forward to it.
You're welcome.
She skipped this week for election week even though she can't vote.
That's smart move.
Thank you.
Quite a few people decided to put their content on pause during this week.
Because this week is not just today,
it's for the rest of the fucking week.
Because we know that there's gonna be challenges
to the results.
The government could be getting overthrown
right as people are watching this.
That part.
So I just didn't feel like I would put content on.
If the government is being overthrown,
I want people to stop watching this right now.
Go do something important.
Turn us off.
If the government is being overthrown,
people gonna come right to see Jova and podcast
so I can get my laughs off.
Exactly. A lot of my misery is going on. Well shit, some of y'all out there voted Government is being overthrown people gonna come right to see Joe Biden podcast so I could get my laughs off exactly
Well shit some of y'all out there voted for the nigga that sent niggas up there January 6
So I mean hey y'all turn CNN on and did wasn't deterred at all
If the rape didn't do it January 6 really had your life. All right, it's cool verma man still
Oh January 6 really had y'all like, all right, it's cool. Vern my man still. Oh, I gotta call Vern after that little Puerto Rican thing
he did.
After they went up there and said Puerto Rico is a-
I spoke to him.
He still down with him?
He voted yesterday and put it on that story.
I just voted for Trump.
I never voted for him.
Is Vern Puerto Rican or Dominican?
He half and half.
He both.
All right, so you see one half a little more than
Speaking of Puerto Ricans, hi enough is enough who is Pat Jones publicist
This nigga is
TNC he's had to fucking
Kamala fucking convention.
He's at the Rucker, he's at the Garden,
he performed at the World Series.
When does Fat Joe go to bed?
Enough now, enough, enough.
And shout to Shannon, weigh the book in the year,
starting with Cat Williams, ending with Kamala.
That's amazing.
And you don't get Kamala if you don't start with Cat.
You don't get nobody if you don't start with Cat.
That Cat don't roll like that.
That Cat shit broke the algorithm.
Shout out to YouTube for shadow banning
that Rogan Trump interview.
Yeah nigga, fuck you thought.
Take that shit to Axe.
Yeah, that's what they do.
They play, it's tech games.
Rogan knew that he was going to catch
that Cat Williams interview.
He knew, that was his plan.
See.
I'm beating that.
He might have came close.
When I looked at it, I watched it.
On YouTube you talking about?
It was 30 million in the first day.
Where?
YouTube.
Yeah, but YouTube erased that.
Anybody, yeah.
YouTube sent the mouse back. Rolled it back. Roll, but YouTube erased that. Anybody, yeah. YouTube sent the mouse back.
Roll back. Rolled it back.
Rolled it back. Rolled it back.
Now, he did go over to X and eclipsed 70 million
or something like that, but.
Jesus.
We all do that on X.
X numbers inflated like a motherfucker.
It's at 45 right now.
On where, YouTube? YouTube.
Oh, that's with the channel.
He might get shit. Sorry, creeping up. Oh, no. I'm gonna put my YouTube? YouTube. Oh, that's with the channel.
He might get shit.
Oh, you're creeping up.
Oh, no, I'm gonna put my foot in my mouth.
And that's 10 days.
Rogan is bigger than CNN and Fox
and all of them combined.
Like combined.
So you gotta find Pick and Choose
just about the shit on him.
Rogan try to act like he ain't no Kill Tony.
Nigga, that is your friend.
No, he didn't act like that. That's shit, the way I read it.
The way I read it, he acted like that.
He was like, I told Tony that that wasn't the best joke.
He shouldn't do that joke, and I ain't seen him since.
I was like, yeah, I bet, buddy.
He did Trump 10 days ago.
That's at 45 right now.
Five days ago he did Vance, which is at 14.
Who's Vance?
Oh, the dude.
The VP.
Might be vice president right now.
I skipped over that name too.
He got Elon, Elon just dropped.
How he doing?
That's at 9.5 right now.
Bad built body bitch.
And that dropped 23 hours ago.
Oh shit.
Elon got the worst body in the world, yo.
That thing is shaped like a tooth.
Bro, that thing is, that thing is looking crazy.
He looks horrible, yo.
That nigga look crazy.
And don't hit the tanning bed.
Ever.
Like, he like that little alien look.
I don't think he's seen no sun.
He like that alien looking guy.
Next time you go in that rocket, nigga,
go up to the sun.
Yeah, he's on the moon.
That nigga shit look crazy.
Hey, wrong solar. That nigga shit look crazy, dog. Wrong vibe, bro, he's plumbing. that rocket nigga go up to the wrong crazy dog
right blubbix all right let me end this cuz mark latide an hour for a little
sleepy an hour for got that itis that's racist on On election day? Yo, shout out to anybody that voted out there.
Why is this like the voting song?
Barack. Obama started this shit. Barack.
I was looking at the TV, boo hoo, we did it.
Well, we did. We won. Yeah, exactly. Yo, I really hope by the time y'all are hearing or watching this that Kamala was able to get
something done, man, get something shaken.
I'd like to be alive to witness that type of history.
For real.
In the event that she did congratulations to her I know
Le'Veon Bell said he's leaving America if Trump doesn't win
peace nigga that's why you paid for that feature and he gave you a white verse
I remember I didn't forget listen man keep us in your prayers. Lord knows each and every one of us deserve to be there, need to be there.
Please pray for us.
Until next time, I bid you a due farewell.
Adios, arriba, derci, hasta la vista, arvore, so long, goodbye.
And if Trump wins, grab you some fucking, what the best is made of, Kevlar?
Grab some Kevlar, nigga.
They lettin' the killer migrants in.
They gonna get you, niggas.
They ain't callin' for a purge.
Yeah, no, for real.
Y'all hold it down, idea.
Remember, life is a series of moments,
and moments pass, rest in peace to the great,
to the great, the phenomenal,
best to ever do it, Quincy Jones.
You earned it.
Life is a series of moments and moments pass,
so let's make that moment last as if it's all we have.
And lastly, the baddies are insecure,
the stagnant women wanna trap on the closed minded.
Women want you to teach them things,
grab you a Tylenol, you may need it.
Also, I did go and check the records.
As it turns out, I did fuck Michelle before Ish.
I just went and checked.
Round of applause.
Round of applause, man.
It was around 01, Ish got there like late 02.
Late 02.
Seen my robe hanging up, still fucked.
Seen my robe in the closet, man, still did his numbers.
That's my man.
Any final words?
Hopefully y'all enjoyed our Election Day pod.
None of us here civilized with the exception of Mark.
No matter how many times Mel tried to laugh with him.
Get the fuck out of here.
Do we have any final words?
Is there anything pressing on our hearts, souls,
and spirits that we need to get out to an audience
of millions before we return on Friday?
I wonder who Michelle would say is better.
Okay, tune into the Patreon.
Do you wonder that? Okay, tune into the Patreon.
Do you wonder that?
I mean, yeah, since you guys have been talking about it,
just a curiosity, do you guys ever wonder that?
No, he's six, seven years older than me.
That's seven years my senior.
So what does that mean?
So it probably means he's got more experience,
so he's better. Uh-oh.
Whoa.
Remix.
Hey, come on.
How many it go?
You know what I mean?
Flip it on you.
Oh, guess you would flip it in favor of him.
Fuck her.
I'm just asking.
And I'll tell you one thing.
If you're fine, Michelle, don't send him my way.
I popped, but it was annoying.
I popped that in Def Jam too.
Get out, Tyshawn Gale.
My office for a second.
What's smelling up in here?
Oh my God.
Sometimes your sex holders don't match.
And anyway, just for the record,
because my girl listens, I'm talking about 2001.
Yeah, you made that clear.
I'm talking about 2002.
Like many, many, many, many, many.
You all made that clear. Many, many, many, many, many, many years ago. DC Sniper era, you made that clear. I'm talking about 02. Like many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many And they was wrong too, right? Yes. When did you think it was? When did I think it was?
08, 08, 09, 2010.
Somewhere around there.
I just remember where I was, but clearly I was wrong.
Or the powers that be that control the media that we
consume on a day-to-day basis.
Boom.
Modify the hit to reset.
Just because of you?
Hit to reset, not just because of me.
I mean, it's not me.
Listen, they telling me Sinbad wasn't in what movie that was?
Shazam.
They told me Sinbad wasn't in Shazam.
Yo, speaking of which.
I've seen Shazam.
You probably did.
Five Heartbeats.
What about it?
You know his name is Eddie King, not Eddie Kane.
No, it's not.
Nah, he's right, it's Eddie King.
It's Eddie King. No, it's not. It's Eddie Kane. No, it's not. He's right, it's Eddie King. It's Eddie King.
No, it's not.
It's Eddie Kane.
For cultural reference, I would care if the nigga name
was K-I-N-G-G-G-G-G.
That nigga's name is Eddie Kane.
His name is Eddie King.
That's because y'all from the north
and y'all got the northern ears.
It's Eddie Kane.
K-I-N-G, my family from Georgia.
It's Eddie Kane.
K-I-N-G. Nigga, you are It was Eddie Kang, K-I-N-G.
And they were just pronouncing it like Kang.
It was pronounced like you from Alabama.
I just grew up here in the Southern Accent all the time.
When I hear Eddie Kang Jr., I hear K-I-N-G.
Yeah, yeah, that tracks.
Like Martin Luther the Kang.
Yeah, or like you never eaten at Kang's.
That's who got your picture up.
Kangs.
You had Kangs in it.
Kangs got your picture up, sir.
That's who got your picture up.
Kangs.
Oh, man.
That's it right there.
Now I'll go with that one.
Lastly, even if that is his name.
So? His name is his name. So?
His name is Eddie Kane.
Never called him Eddie Kane ever.
Lastly, before I let you go,
may have to push back Pod's giving.
What? Okay.
May have to do it the next Friday,
the final one Friday.
I'm trying to pick a date,
but I forgot it all falls on the chefs.
What we do it the Tuesday. I don't want to pull a chef away from
their family on Thanksgiving
And then come fly to you know anybody local so the six nobody doing that local okay never doing that local
That's fine, and how you feel about a dude chef. I'm looking at you fire. I said a dude
Dude.
Nigga, can he cook? Can he cook?
I don't give a fuck what this chef look like.
Who it is?
Can he cook?
Can he cook?
I don't care about what this chef look like.
And he's hung.
I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't know.
Can he cook?
Look at you, coming to work that day.
Give him some of that old dry shit.
Yo, you can't say that.
She does a pot.
Anyway, yes, the dude can cook.
I don't give a fuck.
So you don't care?
No.
I look at the chef.
Oh, you ain't going nowhere.
You care about a dude chef or a girl chef?
I don't care.
You don't care?
Nobody cares.
No one cares.
No one cares.
Rema's here, nevermind.
What would it matter if she wasn't?
I think he might be the only one that cares about that job.
I don't care about it.
Nigga, I hired dude in the heartbeat. But that's why I don't care about it. I got a high dude in the heartbeat.
But that's why I brought it up.
The nigga chefs is kicking these bitches in the ass.
All right.
Bitches just keep putting the rice in the pineapple
and thinking that's gonna get it done.
Sorry.
Hey, get a nigga chef in here.
I don't care about that.
I don't remember.
Yeah, they put in fried rice.
They cut in pineapple.
They put the fried rice in there.
They make it like a thing. They make shit cute. Yeah. This is what he's trying to say. Plating it. putting fried rice, they're cutting pineapple, they're putting fried rice in there, they're making like a thing.
They make shit cute.
Yeah.
This is what he's trying to say.
Plating it.
You bring me some rice and a pineapple,
we gonna have a problem in this motherfucker.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
I'm not saying, I ain't making enough money to.
If it's good, you gonna eat it.
If they know what they're doing, you gonna eat it.
I'm gonna be hot.
I ain't making enough money.
No you're not.
You're gonna love every second of it.
And you did, but it's tax time, so I ain't gonna expose you.
That shit was good.
And you did, but it's tax time, so I ain't gonna expose you. That shit was good.
I got nothing to say now, huh?
Look at him, look at him.
Back right on down.
None of that matters to me around tax time.
What don't matter?
Counting so good, I'm practically living tax free.
You heard Hov.
Well, I mean, and you get that check.
What check?
It's for tax season.
The refund.
Yeah. And you get that check. I haven't gotten a taxis.
Since when? Since when? 20 years. You should shoot me. He said you get a refund check.
Wait, that's bad. We're not doing this. Don't let him trip you off. Don't do it. I'm not
following that. Mark, you shitting on people to get a refund? At the'm not going to, I'm not following. Mark, you should be able to get a refund at the end of the part.
I'll fly this shit to the beginning.
All right, man.
We gone, hopefully y'all enjoyed that shit.
If you didn't, fuck it.
We enjoyed making it.
Fuck it, we failed.
We failed you.
JVP, JVP, why would you be without the JVP?
Bye. JVP, JVP, why would you be without the JVP?
Bye! Bye!