The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 781 | "Pepticides"
Episode Date: December 4, 2024The latest episode from the JBP kicks off with a revelation from Melyssa Ford (28:10) before the room discusses when the pod basketball game is due (36:08). The jury begins deliberations in the chokeh...old death of Jordan Neely (44:15), the cast discusses the recent ‘Pod Wives’ episode on Patreon (56:47), and Tyrod Taylor files an eviction lawsuit on Draya Michele (1:18:19). Roddy Ricch says a vlogger tried to extort him for his Grammy award (1:31:55), Kendrick Lamar announces a stadium tour with SZA (1:41:22), and J. Cole is set to perform at Madison Square Garden while his latest Inevitable audio episode includes a story or two about JAY-Z (1:48:10). Also, Kendrick’s first week numbers for ‘GNX’ are in (2:31:30), Joe has a new segment titled ‘Mel’s Inner Thoughts’ (2:36:12), the crew continues to react to Marc Lamont Hill’s take on Tupac (2:51:15), reactions to the viral video of Travis Hunter and his fiancee following Colorado’s win over Oklahoma State (3:12:00), Part of the Show (3:51:10), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Bell Biv Devoe - “Something In Your Eyes” Ice | EST Gee - “The Streets” Parks | Skyzoo - “Esoteric” Ish | Sasha Keable - “WHY” Melyssa | Baby Rose & BADBADNOTGOOD - “Slow Burn” Marc | A$AP Ferg (feat. Coco Jones) - “French Tips”
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Coming off the flight, coming here, nigga, let's get to it.
Are you straight from the airport?
Straight from the airport.
You didn't go home first.
I did go home.
Did you take a nap too?
Five minutes.
I mind my business.
Straight from the airport to the house
It's commitment it is
No, we night we just say you ain't come straight from the airport
I came straight from the airport you right you right we all it yeah, we're on yes, sir
Yeah
What's poppin what's poppin what's poppin? No, it's good. Yes, sir happy to see everybody
Shout out to y'all out there. You know the fucking vibes man shout to the parents. It's a family show
There's a family show man. happy to be here today big male big male fuck they talking about huh ish huh
Carolina blue huh yeah what's your? It's probably the last day for them jeans.
Oh, nope.
This is the last day for, we gotta get,
what size is them?
Small.
It's time to go up.
Wait, Thomas.
That's out of size.
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
So I get bullied about this.
So I'm committed to wearing,
I have about 20 pair of exact same jeans, same size.
I love them, I know they're small.
I can-
They are tiny.
I know, same thing with the hoodies.
You can't use the dryer.
I can give you an example.
I just took the tag off this hoodie, right?
Medium.
Really?
I thought that shit was like from your storage.
No.
I thought you had that hoodie for years.
We literally make these in my store.
I take off a medium every time.
That's a flex.
That's a flex. That's a flex.
That's not, I'm just saying.
Support black shit.
And controversial.
I like mediums.
And like y'all too.
I like mediums.
I like mediums.
And I thought about changing it one day
because y'all was on the balcony grinding me up.
Y'all too.
Hey, yo.
Yo, that's crazy.
That was wild.
OK.
That was egregious.
That's a nasty fucking image.
It said I look like Hershel Walker with the
belly shirt.
The belly shirt.
I don't give a fuck, they're going to get smaller.
For real? Yep.
They're only going to get smaller. It's not possible.
Watch, watch, watch me.
You think that dude is flyin'?
Well I mean he can wear it.
It's my choice. Look, look. When nigg when niggas get married and shit and they're not outside
I'm gonna do something
Small to show my my two pieces of ass
The Monday yeah, well today
I don't know you came back Puerto Rico. Yeah, you look like a male stripper, man
I don't know you came back Puerto Rico. Yeah, you look like a male stripper, man
I'm not even trying listen. I'm gonna keep it. I'm not trying to roast you Okay, got your fresh haircut your hairline is always far further than mine nigga
I was not on the road to take your head. You're saying why right now
You thought you came here looking young nigga, you don't
Like baby face like the other nigga
You don't like babyface, you like the other nigga. The opposite of that, chill.
Y'all the van lathe then too,
I think he just got back from Turkey.
Yes.
I see niggas is doing the Turkey.
Yeah, I'm about to go back there.
I'm about to go to Turkey, man.
All right, you want to go to Turkey, right?
Yes, sir.
I don't respect y'all.
Y'all not real bald dudes.
You're not neither, nigga.
I don't respect the niggas.
You get so much money, who knows what you gonna do next?
They rush to Turkey to get it back.
I've been bald for years.
Yeah, but you want to change. Yeah, so that ain't rushing now. Marry the game, man. You not gonna do next? That rush to Turkey to get it back. I've been bald for years. Yeah, but you wanna change.
Yeah, so that ain't rushing now.
Marry the game, man.
You didn't wanna do it?
I did that, no.
I can't picture ice with hair.
No, Mark.
I miss my hair.
I cut my hair off when I still had hair.
I did this at 30, 31.
Okay.
Like, I just wanted the bald.
I was, come on man, stop playing with me, man.
Bald by choice.
Listen. Like Jhmm. Listen.
Like Jadakiss.
I created a path in Leffert trail.
For the Isis, for the, I mean, the flips.
What?
For the fucking, who else out there man?
Yeah, before me it was just Boris Kojo,
Baldi and the goatee.
Before me bald niggas couldn't even connect they shit.
Shit was looking all discombobulant.
I came and changed the game.
Now look out there.
This nigga's crazy.
Now look out there.
These niggas still can't connect.
Listen, it's a few solid niggas, but it's not enough.
It's not enough, we need more.
We need more, man.
This nigga's nuts. I'm not fucking with Joe. That's not enough. It's not enough, we need more. We need more, man. This nigga's nuts.
I'm not fucking with Joe today.
Let him know I'm not lying.
Don't talk about it.
You're having such a good mood, man.
Yo, happy holidays to everybody out there.
Yes, yes, yes.
Y'all me, except for my barber.
I mean, the nation.
Y'all niggas, lock up.
Y'all don't celebrate shit.
I try small talk with my barber.
Hey, man, you ready for holidays?
What you getting your lady?
He's like, we don't really.
I was like, you mother fucker.
Isch your barber?
Isch your barber?
No, Isch is one foot in, one foot out.
I'm not any few.
He don't celebrate no holidays.
He wouldn't have made the six month initiation process.
What?
But he'd be at every Founders Day event.
Shit is crazy.
What are you talking about?
It stops going to Founders Day, yo.
I don't even know what that is, but you guys.
Yes you do.
What's Founders Day?
That's for fraternities and shit.
That's when they celebrate how the shit was founded.
He talking about Savior's Day.
Savior's Day.
I don't know what that is.
You do look like a light-skinned dude from the nation though.
He do, right?
He look like the nigga in the nation that turned cult.
Yes. Yes.
No.
Ish for x.
You the mole?
Yeah, the nigga in the nation that go tell.
Tell everybody the plans.
Try to get this whole shit shot up.
Don't do that, Z. The nigga that look like him
got locked up for that shit.
He was innocent.
He look like the nigga that bring the cops
into the private nation meeting with a trench coat trying
to blend in.
Talking about Aki.
I don't believe none of that Newark shit.
That niggas a Virginia plant.
By the way of Maryland.
I don't believe that.
Virginia plant.
Oh yeah, he made up a story.
I came to Newark, I got shot.
Yeah, niggas.
No, who are you really?
We got to learn people, yo.
I didn't get here. We got to learn about our friends. Bunk that shit. Ain't no Muslims in Virginia and Maryland? No, who are you really? We gotta learn people
Ain't no Muslims in Virginia and Maryland no
I'm open to learning by the way. Mm-hmm remain
Teachable. Mm-hmm. It's my new shit going into
2025
Yeah
That was a shot no, you do those shots a question your question is a shot
It wasn't it wasn't intended to be sorry for her to apologize
I said sorry if it hurt you before you even said sorry if it hurt you, not sorry for doing it. If it wasn't a shot. That dismissive apology.
No, if it wasn't a shot.
That was a dude apology.
Oh, you wanted to apologize.
Oh, you don't know how to apologize.
All right, here we got it.
I think that's important to know
which one of your friends don't really know how to apologize.
I don't take it the wrong way.
I'm sorry if it hurt you.
Watch that fucking mouth, nigga.
Who got that photo?
Oh, that's me.
Cause I was going to sleep last night
and wanted to hear my texts.
Case my baby call.
Aw.
Don't awe me.
Fuck Parks.
I hate Parks.
My bad.
I absolutely hate Parks.
I'm going to find a way to ruin his happiness.
That's a shame about me.
He chilling too hard now.
All right, buddy.
Yep. Oh my god. Where did Pan hard now. All right, buddy. Yep.
Oh my god.
Where did pancakes end?
I was promised pancakes.
Oh, that's true.
I came in here.
They never answered our collective question
as to whether or not there was cookware here.
Yeah, we did.
There's cookware here.
No, no, no.
There was always cookware here.
Pop used to come in here and use the cookware
to make burgers and stuff.
I don't know why I came in here looking for food. First of all, it's me. There's pots in here. use the cookware to make burgers and stuff
First of all, it's me this pots in there. What were y'all talking about and good ones the cast iron I might have been out beside myself. It's a cast iron pot here
Pan well, we need a pan. Yeah. Yeah, okay. This pans here. Okay people that can cook have come here and
cook
enough of your lies enough now and you don't have to anymore
we love you hello this was you were involved in this situation y'all both were supposed to make
pancakes i don't eat the sandwiches that they giving you you ain't got snitch on me don't
bring me into your shit he's talking to you he's talking to you too He's talking to you too. Now why do you feel the need to lie so much?
No, for real.
That's a direct question.
Listen, motherfuckers be getting their lies on up here.
So you know.
Who the most though?
Love you, man.
I volunteer him as the most.
OK.
That's crazy. That's crazy. She can't, that's crazy.
She lied in the lie lie.
Yeah, I know.
Wait, wait, wait.
Even that's a lie.
She don't believe that shit.
Oh man.
Like you really be making pancakes?
I do make pancakes.
Mark, how long you known her?
How long we known her, 15 years?
About that. Yeah.
And you've never seen a pancake?
No.
Mark, has she cooked anything? See, I lived with live with it at some point my memory is foggy, but I feel like he got up
I was like yo nigga
I'm gonna make McMuffin some shit. Like, mm.
I didn't know you had that in your band.
Make it my band.
You ever do that shit?
I call Cap on that.
I made you some.
I call Cap on that, but okay.
Don't look at you.
Try to save your man.
Fuck him.
Do you know that if Ish were to beat you in a cook-off,
she's crazy.
Some people will never see you the same.
So fuck him.
It's about you to me. Okay. Okay. So fuck him. It's about you to me.
Okay.
Okay.
See, Mark.
It's going to happen.
In the 15 years you've known her, has she cooked anything?
Um, in fairness, in fairness, I mean-
She's going for number two.
It's okay now.
I've never had the relationship with Mel that Ishan, Joe had.
So like y'all live together.
So you would see somebody cook.
But if I hang out with Mel, we go, you know,
we hang out, I see her somewhere.
You go eat.
Yeah, it's outside.
You would go eat.
Yeah, it's outside.
Yeah, you would go probably eat.
Yeah, I had restaurants.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
It's never a time where you would maybe come over for dinner.
Never, because y'all would probably go eat
because she's wanted a go eater.
She's a foodie.
So when it's a time like, yo, what you doing?
Want to catch a movie?
I'm going to come by and just hang out.
And then hanging out, I'm going to whip something up.
No.
Some people aren't whippers.
Whippers.
Don't mean they can't cook.
They're orderers.
I hope your screen cracked.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
She want your ass.
I don't know why I want to smoke.
You're fucking in this with me.
What the fuck? And you should be able to cook. Some of you have been in jail. Damn. She want your ass. I don't know why I want her smoke. You're fucking in this with me, what the fuck?
And you should be able to cook.
Some of you been in jail.
All my jail niggas could go right to this.
She's making anything out of whatever's in there.
Or for one joint, what's the name of the one joint?
One plate, hot plate.
I'm making an amazing hot plate.
Yeah, one hot plate.
Them niggas are chaffing it up in there.
Oodles and noodles.
I can't really picture Mel turning her cock into a stove.
But I can make hooch.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, here we go.
Don't worry about it.
You got tunes, right?
Just press play.
Full inspiration.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
You a liar.
You a cheater.
I should be a lot of blame, chef.
I didn't even come to school.
I want to hear that tune by Redman.
Can't wait.
That's on the bomb, yo.
You got it. Coming from the dark side radio
This is the thing
Woo
Yo yo yo, coming to the thot, expect a thot
Release with my niggas from the Oudipil section
And now my niggas from the Weakway section
What is wrong? Somebody said to make the wheel
Mike Jack 1-2-1-2, Mike Jack 1-2-1-2
We gon' be here for a minute, go ahead and grab your vices
Here it goes
Cerebral ballsy
Shout out to wherever you might be listed from
Big Jersey, Big Jersey All my Jersey hoods was poppin' though I'm blessed with two textures Pick up 50 bags in the next book or the extra It's the truth like you wear a new clothes Don't block your drawers, I'm not gonna put your dirty shoes
Put your fingers up in the air if you're high
I walk by so effortless
I swing up in a better narrative
I'm a spook and I'm a faggot
I'm a faggot, I'm a faggot
Chucks, P.O's and Bogart shit like Humphrey
You couldn't beat me if you ran with 21 Jump Street
Or 90210 fuckin' yo
In the movies I'm the nigga pumping Buddha in the ass yo I ain't got no way to get it off I ain't got no way to get it off
I ain't got no way to get it off
I ain't got no way to get it off
I ain't got no way to get it off
I ain't got no way to get it off
I ain't got no way to get it off
I ain't got no way to get it off
I ain't got no way to get it off I never claimed to be the best type of rapper to have to show the motherfuckers what I'm after
I'm after the gold and after that the platinum, beef after that hurricane cheap nights to get some
Chigga bang bang, no bust to slang with my name, Mr. Red Man on the funk band
Slight the motherfuckin' lights the next night, I'm gonna do what I wanna do to do it like dynamite
Know I'm perfected when the funk been injected, I'm'm ruffing up the rock rap to like make your head slick
Pop past the 40 and the fun and don't front on the rock
Cause when you do front, brother you get your star
I'm not a addict more like puffed and magic
Then pass it when I'm through cause my crew got style
I don't plan to be a big rap star cause no matter who you are
You still catch it for the scar
So listen up and take me to what I'm saying Cause tonight, any of my niggas ain't Wayne What's up, nigga? Yeah, what up? You good? I'm good. Yeah.
You know this song used to be like, Andy up for Jersey niggas.
You get robbed right now.
You got money on you?
Nah.
Good thing.
Good thing.
Yes you do.
Yes you do. Yes you do. I seen you out there. I seen you out there Let's get Teddy for some money
In this corner we have the funk body snatch up
He funk the delegate and I got ya
Hard enough that I could chew a whole bag of rye
To an avenue, to an off-street and off-block
They turn around and do the same damn thing to a solo
But Reggie Obe
The original people fuck you up
I take a hit from a split then I get biz with a new cut Because I can jam like Teddy if you let me Some more niggas! Okay.
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I fuck you like Charles DeVos, Scrooge like a dumb dumb
Remember Red Man last album I was hardcore
Now I'm back to tear the frame out your ass crack
Cause I get wrecked with the tech, with the blend of Moet
And what you see is what you get and what you're getting is your ass
Play your game of wash and roulette and have a blast
Ay yo, lyrical gats spittin' the criminal tactics
Non-believers get my dick and gin of two blackworts
Let's face it, there's no replacement
Taste this, mad in the ground basement
Shit I'm laced with, avalanche on your whole camp when I'm blitzin'
Fuck Dr. Who's spot, don't get it twisted
I got connects like federal express
Pickin' the fresh pack of de Blas, the dogs can't match
Got the clear spot, flip the rear block, to bust till every niggas fear drop
Men not fear not, hold your nose and blow out till your ears pop
Fish a crew suit to the ship that you claim that you near slumped
Whip this underground cannabis, I'm dangerous like John the Barm analyst
Lip MCs like peace, my degrees please consecutively like APMD-LP
We starting soon, are y'all up?
Yeah!
Okay, great!
Yo big dawg, turn the track on!
Yo fake MCs, that's for real!
Yo MCs, bring this shit up!
How you feel? Fuck with the niggas who skills you get
My diamonds, know the magnesium
Classified speed of bus, more than melody
You should be putting everything in my familiar
It's ultimate superior, we don't jot cards
We jot for air-friar carriers
I bounce like trampolines when I be blowing the V's to pieces
Swim them like throwing machines in Jesus
When the shadows of the barrel point and I'm a white narrow I get punished like baffles for splitting Yo, Mr. Q! I make this bitch call the police, I swallow it in nine pieces
But I don't want to do no more, Q!
I'll return like Machiavelli on 18 inch Pirelli
What you saying, man?
What you saying? You got a mic. What y'all talking about?
What y'all talking about?
Well, it's the intro. We don't talk through the intros.
We communicate and sound like one.
What y'all saying?
Nothing. Yeah! Pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up, pissin' up step out, dress to kill. Spark the L, what a deal.
Clock the squill, the MC overkill.
I'm starting soon, I promise.
I'm starting soon, I promise.
Jumpin' out blades, dox the name, cock the blade.
Back to believe the fame, hate the itch for foe.
Don't miss the foe, hit the safe for cake.
Shoulda switched to the I ain't gonna lie to you. Nah, this was the one. I got hit with something, niggas.
Eww!
What?
Dog, the goodness is the same time as Thong's song is the same time as you owe me.
Ooooooo. Dog.
I don't know what you talking about.
Hey!
Man, this rap man, don't worry about it. before I buy with straight up cash out the car I bought a nice car, I bought a nice car
I bought a nice car, I bought a nice car
Right off your ear, boy, silver lids
Which brand, boy?
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are
I know exactly who you are I know exactly who you are I know exactly who you are I know exactly who you are I know exactly who you are We got a great sale lined up for you today.
Are you nasty?
Oh my God.
Brick City get the fuck up out there.
Yeah.
Are you ready to get that?
Brick City what's poppin' though?
Energy up, energy up.
Some of us was out there, some of us was out there.
We're gonna get the fuck out.
We're gonna get the fuck out.
We're gonna get the fuck out.
We're gonna get the fuck out.
We're gonna get the fuck out.
We're gonna get the fuck out.
We're gonna get the fuck out.
We're gonna get the fuck out.
We're gonna get the fuck out.
We're gonna get the fuck out. We're gonna get the fuck out. We're gonna get the fuck out. We're gonna get the fuck out. We're gonna get the fuck up out there! Yeah! Ain't you ready to that- Brick City was boppin' though!
Energy up, energy up!
Some of us was outside for this!
He in his jersey back, ayy!
You know, they wear that on them, sir!
Uh-oh!
It's me!
Yes!
Yes!
Uh-oh!
Let's go, big man!
Thank you, boy!
I'll be on the way! Yes, sir! Here it goes! Yes sir!
Alright good, I'm ready now, I'm ready now, I'm ready now.
Yeah man, this is a bitch shortlist broadcaster, man.
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I'm in the middle of the night, I'm in the middle of the you All right, good, I'm ready now, I'm ready now, I'm ready now We don't condone whitening sheets, I'ma call the cops
Y'all man, this is a bit shitless broadcast today, man
I'm flash with the titans, we clash with the license
The vibes all around, all around the board
In the zone with your nigga from the group home to Cal
Fuckin' lifestyle, put your lights out
Get this shit to crack and got you feeling with your pipe child
Time for some action, surfing the Alamo, slashing
Y'all man, this shit got Cory doing curls on the side
Get your shit off the end, get your shit off the end
Cory, fuck they talking about
Stop playing with Cory, man
I think we got issues again
Thank you, Cory
I'm in the yard
I was born to but be rolling cellulophones
Stopped met back in the flesh, blood and bones
No condone, spin bank loans and homegrown
Suckers break like turbo in ozone
When I grab the room, moonwalk for two
Halt, my clueless bark, leave you in the blue The blue lord and on grown suckers break like turbo in ozone when I grab the room moonwalk for two
heart my cool spot leave you in the blue naboola
screw be nines in the club with my suit he dined in the club
white behind on the bus haters don't touch white way is both up
now my neighbor doped up got the cable hooked up
all channels lift my shirt all memo he ship off keys and we ship rampiats
sawed off shotgun can on the pump sipping on shotguns, hand on the floor, sippin' on the floor, smokein' on the floor, this my gun, I'm in rep, get I think it's the same for ish and ice. I don't know what they rep outside of you
I don't know where it should be saying he from if you catch him
Catch him on the side man. I'm Jersey all always and Queens and something South Carolina
I made my presence known where the fuck I was
Say what you want. Alright, come on man, keep the applause going for the best podcast group in the world.
What the fuck is they talking about? And Ice, don't make me mad.
Stop. Always respect me. You was there for some of it. I'm gonna cut this off and I'm gonna be mad. Stop.
Always respect me. You was there for some of it.
I'm gonna cut this off and I'm gonna get back to the pod. Broken wings?
But just...
Look at Flip.
Wow, that shocked me.
I'm gonna be impressed.
He's thinking about the original.
The original.
Too fast.
Who sings the original? Who sings this?
You know? You know who sings this?
Mr. Mr.
You just looked at his laptop you cheater!
I can't see it from here.
I was just playing this like two days ago in my car.
I forgot what I'm talking to.
This my shit.
You know she knows all them white boy songs. Alright, come on, let's get to it. Let him hear a little bit. No way, no way. It's not about me.
A bar.
No way.
It's not about me.
Ohhhhh.
Go do your homework.
Listen, I'm here with the best bar best podcast group in the fucking world, man.
There's nobody better.
There's nobody better.
Oh!
Let's keep this applause going.
Let me get these drops out the way.
Enough, a doggy.
Oh, man.
Boy, am I in the holiday spirit up in this piece.
Yo man, you started playing your Christmas jingles yet?
I'm feeling good, not yet.
Start shopping, not yet, not yet.
I did, not yet, not yet.
I just asked my kid what he wanted.
I just found out.
Then I saw Christmas lands on.
Yeah, I might go get a little fake tree,
see what's going on, but I definitely in holiday spirit.
Shout out to everybody out there, man, Christmas shopping. Shopping for yourself go get a little fake treat. See what's going on. But I definitely in holiday spirit, shout out to everybody out there,
man, Christmas shopping, shopping for yourself. The malls is packed.
Malls is a packed, yes.
The malls are packed.
I was going to say Black Friday's Day, but maybe I'm wrong.
I went to the mall when we left here.
New Jersey is the mall capital of the country.
It is. It's malls.
We would see it differently with the rest of the country.
Shit was quiet over here.
All that out here. These streets is fucked up. I went to the mall when we left here Friday. We would see it differently. Okay, the rest of the country. She was quiet over
These streets is fucked up. I went to the mall when we left here Friday. It was wrong. So the blessings crazy. It was crazy I don't know that crazy
You cop you still cop though when you went stop playing with freeze
Stop playing with freeze is all I'm so you window shop
What the TV or something.
Come on, don't play with it.
Don't play with it.
You're playing with him?
It's Christmas shopping time.
You got a homeowner.
Who the fuck that is?
Don't sleep on niggas with them Pumas.
I'm not playing with a nigga like this.
Niggas with them Pumas just trying to walk in on the humble.
This nigga Freeze taking his name serious, nigga.
He's changed niggas' lives, nigga.
Stop playing with him.
What is your, what?
You know what I'm talking about, man?
They keep putting him side by side
with how he looked when he first joined the party.
That nigga was mid as hell when he first joined.
That nigga man of the year.
He killing that.
Camera's do that bro.
He's killing.
Nah, Freeze is killing.
What episode is this?
781.
Welcome to episode 781 of the Joe Budden podcast.
I'm your humble, grateful, gracious,
and highly favorite host Joe Budden.
Here with the best fucking crew in the whole world.
You all know the vibes, man, whenever we around.
To my right, did you introduce yourself?
Fuck that ass.
You ain't all that.
She don't know how to do a drop?
Mel, I watched.
Do you know how to do a drop?
Huh?
No, I'm still waiting on my drop.
But do you know how to do one?
When somebody asks you to do a drop for them, do you know how to do one? Like, when somebody asks you to do a drop for them,
do you know how to do one?
If you were to do a...
Hey, it's your girl Melissa Ford,
and you're listening to whatever, whatever.
Okay, guys, I was making sure.
Okay, that was pretty good.
Hey, it's your girl Melissa Ford, hooty-hoo,
you're listening to the Joe Budden podcast.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Okay!
Hey!
That was good!
You had to request a cameo for that.
Hey you know what?
This nigga is so crazy!
This nigga is so crazy!
He gonna take that shit too!
He was quiet!
He was quiet! What?!
Cory, fuck out niggas!
I keep trying to sell some male hoodies but but she walking in here, like, whatever.
Mel, I saw that last episode of Hot and Bothered.
Oh yeah, were you hot or bothered?
Both.
Oh, okay.
Tell us about it.
No.
What?
Hold on, can we get the rest of the introductions
out the way before you get star on?
Mark-ish ice.
Look, Parks is here, Paul was here, Cory's here, Erickson is here, Sa-Von and Tanner are here
by remote and last but certainly not least,
you guys are here.
Welcome and welcome to the people that,
yeah man, this episode is brought to you by
Fueled By, powered by Price Picks, Price Picks gang.
Now, back to you, Miss Honey.
Mel, are you all right? Is everything good?
Yeah.
I watched the clip and I was mad worried and concerned.
Did you guys see the clip?
I didn't.
No.
Mel?
You mean it didn't cross your for you page?
My for you page is all ass.
I saw it.
Oh, got it.
Okay, well, yeah.
Well, this topic is leading into why she wouldn't land there.
Mel? Yes? You took pept took pep-tides?
Peptides.
You took pesticides?
The shit they spray on skunks and shit.
They spray it on fucking fruits and shit.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
So the skunk stay away.
Mel, you took pepticides.
I took peptides.
You took pepsids.
Yes, I did.
I took a pepsid, too.
Yes, I had heartburn and indigestion.
I need to go re-uphol my pepsid, too.
I gotta go.
I ran out of pepsid.
Chill out, chill out.
It's not a ad.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Mel, you took peptides.
I did.
Mark, did you know? I didn't just- Mel, you took peptides? I did. Mark, did you know?
I didn't know.
What the fuck is peptides?
What the fuck is a peptide?
We work with her every week and had no idea
that she took peptides.
Is that a drug or some shit?
What the fuck is peptide?
Like Pepsi?
No.
Semiglutide.
Oh, got it.
Oh, duh.
Oh, shit.
Semiglutide.
Summer, summer, yeah.
What the fuck is that?
Summer, summer, summer.
They got that cool, what is that?
Semiglutide, it's basically like a weight loss drug.
It's like hydroxy.
That's why you look so skinny, man.
Well, I mean, I stopped taking it.
And I'm maintaining it.
Which one?
Which one?
There's so many different.
That's like the Ozimby?
Oh, you took the Ozimby?
No!
You took the Zimby?
Yes!
Oh!
Yes! She took the fucking Zimby. She was on the Ozimbi? Oh, you took the Ozimbi? No! You took the Zimbi? Yes! Oh!
Yes!
She took the fucking Zimbi.
She was on the Zimbi?
And found some nerdy ass educated way to talk about,
I took peptides and my heart was,
and then, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what that shit was.
Mel, you took the fucking Zimbi!
Technically, I did not.
Semiglutide is what I took.
Same shit, though.
Oh, she took the Zimbi.
Tomato, tomato, tomato, Zimpy. Tomato.
Potato, potato.
Mel.
Mel!
What?
Yes, Ozipic contains that, Mel.
Man.
Zimaglutite, also known as Ozipic.
Or Manjaro, or Wagovi.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
It's the O!
Mel!
Mel!
You took the O. Yo, you look, I mean. They took It's the O. Mel. Mel. You took the O.
Yo, you look, I mean.
They took her to the O.
You out here trying to like tie her up.
Salute, I guess.
I don't know.
I took it last year.
Girl, you touched it this year, girl.
It was one point where you was eating mad cheese.
No, they asked you like a month ago,
have you ever taken ozempic?
And you said no.
OK, I didn't take ozempic.
Mel, Mel, Mel, Mal, Mal.
It was one whole month you was eating
mad cheeseburgers and pizza.
That's a lie, that is a lie.
That is a lie because I don't eat cheeseburgers and pizza.
And everybody around here will fucking say
I do not eat cheeseburgers and pizza.
I ain't never seen you eat a cheeseburger and pizza.
You ate pizza over there, I seen you.
I don't eat cheeseburgers and pizza. I don't eat them, I seen you. I don't eat cheeseburgers and pizza.
I don't eat that.
Y'all both started wrong.
Listen, all I'm saying is,
do you know how many times I threw the ozempic alley-oop?
Yep.
And you just let it go out of bounds?
Because guess why?
I wanted to.
Blocked it out of bounds.
I wanted to.
Yes, volleyball swatted that shit out of bounds.
Because I had every intention of dropping that on my own pod.
Yeah, but on this pod is when you was running in the side, balled up to your stomach, dying,
crying, talking about, oh, I don't know what's happening to my body.
And I wanted to say, oh, is that big, bitch?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it was our own book. On the couch. Yeah.
It was our own book.
On the couch.
She was balled up in there.
Balled up back there on the couch.
And she like, oh, my knee, my period, I mean, a headache.
I mean, yeah.
Hot flashes.
Hot flashes.
Lying.
Yo, we like, yo, why is this girl just lying to us up here?
We was worried about you, thinking about calling an ambulance.
Yes.
Mel.
You fucked up, man.
You all are fucking liars.
You went over there and fell asleep and shit.
My body was like, oh, my God.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Why is this girl just lying on us? You were worried about you niggas about to call an ambulance? Yes, Mel.
You fucked up, man.
You all are fucking liars.
You went over there and fell asleep and shit.
Mel.
Listen, sometimes I know I was just chilling.
I got dizzy.
She got dizzy out of nowhere.
For too much pain.
Mel.
What?
There's no connection between the two.
Mel is at the top of the liars list.
Mel is at the top of the liars list, girl. Mel is at the top of the list.
This girl is the worst.
Hold on.
And then we'll, I promise y'all we got some hip hop shit
or something.
Yes, go ahead.
I'm going to ask this question real quick.
Yes, please, go ahead.
Ozepec.
Ozepec, she called it.
It is called, it's a peptide.
It's called GLP-1.
It's called GLP-1.
You can watch the episode.
You can call Ozepec.
You will find out more about this.
Oh, please.
What does that Opec? What does Ozepec this. Oh, please. You took that Opaque.
What does old Zempig do?
I did not take O Zempig.
Whatever.
What did the pepsi do?
She took like me.
Gals.
Exactly.
What did it do to your body?
And why did you take it?
Because you didn't need it.
Well, I mean, that's your.
Thank you for saying that.
I appreciate that.
I personally found that there was some stubborn weight loss
around my midsection that I really, really needed
some help with because perimenopause and getting older,
just, shit was starting to get stubborn.
But you're such a huge advocate of the gym.
I am a huge advocate of the, it's the same.
And when Bernice asked you why you left the gym,
why you didn't just say, I'm on ozempic now.
Because one thing is-
Ozempic is why I stopped coming.
Okay, listen Linda, listen.
One thing has nothing to do with the other.
Me being in the gym is me trying to maintain
my lean muscle mass.
And that's actually-
Get that nigga Mel.
Get that nigga Spade.
But it's true, one thing just has nothing to do
with the other.
It's just like, it's basically like a leg up.
It's a leg up, you know?
It gives you a little bit of help.
But it's the same thing as if you get a bunch of,
if you get a bunch of surgery, you have to maintain that.
It's not the same as steroids.
So it curbs your appetite though.
No, I wouldn't say it's the same as HGH.
That shit is amazing.
Well, whatever you took, I mean, I'm going to give you props.
Because you ain't get the Ozipic head.
Because I was very careful about how much I used
and how long I used it for.
I used it for a very short amount of time.
My shit's in the bag.
You took Ozipic.
You want me to get on?
Ozipic.
I mean, in all honesty, there's a couple people here
that should do the rounds, or two or three.
Who? Who the fuck?
I'm just saying, because you know what?
Who put a bullet on that name?
Now you shoot that nigger. I'm just saying because you know what? Who put a bullet on that name? Now you shooting that nigger.
I'm not shooting at nobody in particular,
but I'm just literally saying it helps
curb your cravings for sugar
and your cravings for alcohol
and your cravings for fatty foods and processed foods.
It helps you with that stuff.
If you really want to get on the good track.
And it also gets you sick.
She shooting at somebody.
It also makes you dizzy.
It ain't being perched. It also makes you dizzy and lay down in the middle of a work day.
Oh my God!
I can't breathe!
She walked up and couldn't breathe from outside.
You're such an exaggerator.
That did not happen.
And then you covered up with the carpet!
That's how I fucked up!
The white carpet and then you covered up with the...
You were so fucked up.
We like, yo Mel, you okay?
I thought you was on the pipe.
Oh shit.
Yo Joe, Joe was so worried.
Hey, I don't know why you fucking slapping this hand.
Did you see that picture that Reddit put up?
You look pregnant motherfucker.
You might need to do a little bit of rounds.
Mel, okay.
Get your blood pressure down.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Get your blood pressure down.
Get your glucose down.
My blood pressure is down.
One, two, Reddit don't define me.
Okay, alright, alright.
Oh wait, there's two scales right there, mama.
Hold up.
Reddit don't define me.
Oh, he is back.
Hold up for a second.
Take his shoes off.
Oh, he is back today.
Reddit don't define me.
Stig took the shit out of his pocket to hold's in his bag today. I'm going to complain with you.
He took the shit out of his pocket
to hold it in his hand on the scale.
I took my shoes off the pocket.
And still that 221.
I'm great. Don't worry about me.
I don't need none of that. I'm mean.
I do it fat.
I do it medium.
I do it skinny. I do it
on all fronts. I get it done. I do it skinny, I do it on all fronts.
I get it done.
And the natural way.
But yeah, all natural.
Organic.
Natural.
Organic.
Okay.
No pesticides.
But you still on, you still on.
She got the nerve to call one of them pansy doctor niggas
and try to confide in him or her.
It was not a con, it was.
Tell me, tell me.
I understand what you're saying.
It's not, it was.
I took peptides.
I'm like, wait till I get you back.
Hey, hey, hey, that's cool.
She's good, dude.
Wait till I get you back, oh, oh.
You've been getting some bull shit off
with Dr. Shenanigans.
Hey, come back over here with Nick.
Anyway, I love you, man.
You just silly.
You too.
Mel was the greatest.
All right, moving right along. Anywhere y'all wanna go, man. You just killed it. That was the greatest. All right, moving right along.
Anywhere y'all want to go, man.
Anywhere.
Wow.
Anywhere.
The fucking.
Yo, Mark is shocked.
Look at Mark.
Mark is shocked.
I know Mark.
Some shit look real.
Some shit look BBL-ish.
You know, hey, don't be shocked.
Nah, I ain't got nothing to say about that.
What we talking about?
Are you on those Olympics?
No.
No, I don't need no.
I go to the gym. I work out.
Let's go big boy. I run. When that basketball game happens. Whenever they stop ducking the smoke.
The 12th. And by they I mean Joe and his team. It's ready. I'm ready. I thought it was the 12th.
Joe is finding the appropriate gym and I want one with a locker room so I can get content back there.
So don't worry about that. Bring. Get to the paramedics.
Bring the EMTs.
Hey, they've sent some gymnasiums,
but not up to my standard.
When I find one within the locker room
that we can have full control of for eight to 10 hours.
You should go to- Eight to 10 hours?
I wanna block.
I don't give a fuck how long we use it.
I don't wanna see none of these school kids.
I don't wanna see the niggas that, nah, nah.
Well, you should look into the gym at Chelsea Piers.
No. Yeah, right?
No. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, no.
Locker rooms. And no.
Okay. And no.
They'll give you the block though.
Premier basketball courts. And no.
No, though.
And no. Yes.
Still no.
And no way.
In comparison to what, this and shit outside.
How about never?
Like West Fork is out there.
Hey, listen, I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna do that.
I'm outside charging fans to go in, nigga.
I'm acting like I'm a security.
Yo, $100 going inside.
I'm pocketing all that shit, nigga.
And I see nothing but ballplayers at that gym
on that court.
Dog, I don't really check my Instagram DMs.
Well, first let me address this.
That little Chelsea Pier court,
I've been there quite a few times.
Okay.
And very quickly learned that that was for athletes.
Yes, I've seen plenty of them there.
The professional.
He's right, he's right.
No, it depends on where you go.
Last one I saw there was Steve Nash.
I never went on no day where it was always Joe Johnson
in the head of the water.
Really gauged his feet.
I'm like, all right.
One of them niggas.
Wait, y'all got him?
No.
Yeah, yo, it's the 40 and up league.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Right.
That's the shit.
Yeah, no way.
I want like a little YMCA type of athlete level, but not gym.
I just want a nicer gym.
I don't want to see no professional athletes.
You want to do it inside, right?
We're doing it inside.
Okay, I'm sure you will.
Yeah, I ain't playing outside.
It's December.
We're not playing outside.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, I don't know.
So you went to your DMs, what happened, Joe?
What did you do?
I continuously curve, pause, all of them, lethal shooter,
dribble too much, who else?
All of them, like the Instagram All Stars.
They wanna do content, they hit me up.
Yo man, I'm in New York, such and such,
let's go to the gym and get some shots up outta that.
No, nope, I'm scared.
Are they trying to send you a message?
No, they just wanna do some content, some dope shit.
Y'all wanna do it?
Shout out to Lethal Shooter, yeah.
Remember a few years ago,
they asked me to shoot a free throw
at the Houston Rockets game.
I was like, no.
You wouldn't do a free throw?
You wouldn't do a free throw?
At the Houston Rockets game?
No.
What jersey would you wear?
I wouldn't.
Shit.
Yeah.
Valid question.
Valid question.
I'm back.
He was three headbanging style.
I'm back.
Cool.
No, I wouldn't do that.
Really?
I don't want to volunteer to go stand in the center
anywhere with 20,000 people looking at me.
I don't want to volunteer to do that.
What?
Why?
Because he ain't doing it for the money.
Yeah, all right.
He worked for that.
He does want to embarrass himself.
That's what I'm saying.
You work for Missus?
Would you throw out the first pitch out of Yankee Gang?
No.
I wouldn't volunteer to do that.
If they asked me to do that, I probably would turn that down.
Why?
Why?
Because it's fun.
Well, most people are doing it also for the chance to win the money.
It's an experience.
I'm sacrificing some fun.
I don't want to go anywhere where the entire universe is watching me do something.
Weren't you a rapper on stage?
Yes.
What's the difference?
You know how many people watch this?
What, there's?
Oh shit, insinuated nobody watched him on stage?
No, and I'm not saying that at all.
He said he was gonna go to the room with everybody watching.
I'm gonna give you the whole pod issue back.
Where are you?
It was a rough start.
Go ahead, get this shit on, I don't care.
But to that point, there's probably more people
watching the Houston Rockets game
than have ever watched Joe Budden rapping.
Joe Budden rapping, I wasn't the biggest promoter of myself.
And three, I didn't have any other skills or tricks to do.
That's how I fed myself.
Yeah, that was my way of living.
Got you, got you.
But you didn't necessarily, you didn't feed off the crowd.
Well, when you're on stage, yeah.
That's what maybe sitting there making that free throw throw on the first pitch
might give you that same energy.
I gain absolutely nothing from hitting this free throw
or missing this free throw.
I'm just under scrutiny as an introvert.
That's fair, that's fair.
You would do it.
Sports, yeah.
Absolutely.
I've done it before, I go on a sixes court and shot.
At halftime?
Yeah, once, like maybe 10 years ago.
You would be on a kissing cam with your partner?
No.
What's the difference?
Uh, I had a really good joke, but I will say that one.
Yeah, you gotta go home.
I miss playing basketball in front of crowds.
I miss hooping, so that brings me something different.
Then kissing your partner.
I do that every day.
Got it. Wouldn't any of y. I do that every day. Got it.
Wouldn't any of y'all do the kissing cam?
Yeah.
Parks with Definitely.
At what game?
Atlanta?
Is it a Hawks game?
I'll do it at like the fucking.
Give me the quietest game.
The morning games.
He goes to a Nuggets game.
He's not even the Magic.
What's the Wizzes doing Magic. What's the Warriors doing?
How the Wizards doing?
Like you said, the Arizona State.
Nah, I ain't doing the Wizards game.
At the Wizards game?
A Warriors game?
No. A Lakers game?
Sorry. I'm talking shit right now.
I would do it at any game.
I would do it at any game.
Kissing.
Kissing Cam in DC at the Wizards game.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, buddy.
You get a Raptors game out of me.
Oh, God.
You just give her a dab at those games?
Yo, what's up?
Hey.
You got to sit next to her and not even acknowledge, nigga.
You got to be on your phones, nigga.
Yo, who the fuck was that that Chris Brown left at home to go to the game?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yo, what's up? You gotta sit next to him and not even acknowledge,
nigga, you gotta be on your phones.
Yo, who the fuck was that that Chris Brown left at home
to go to the liquor?
Karoochee.
Karoochee.
Yo, that's wild.
That's Christmas morning.
He said he'd be back.
He'd go to the store, he'd be back.
Yeah, going to get some cigarettes.
A nigga went to the liquor game with Rihanna.
No, Ice, you can't do that if you're in a relationship.
Yes you can.
Yes you can.
You're mad, you cannot do that.
I wouldn't do that.
None of us can do that.
He can't do that.
He can do that.
We don't have to argue just the ignorant side of it.
But you about to say you understand.
Yes.
Everybody in here understands.
First of all, if Rihanna-
You can't do it, but what you doing?
Rihanna wants his exes, number one.
Number two, you know, you got to clean it up.
Sometimes your ex is better than your next.
He had to clean it up, so he went,
I'm gonna get some cigarettes, he went out there
and he gave a fuck who saw, how it was seen,
he knew what he was doing.
Y'all niggas can't really talk about it,
but I have telepathy, I can read y'all minds.
You can't read my mind.
Sometimes you got tickets, good tickets to a game,
and the list got shorter about who you could invite.
What?
Yeah, you got it.
I don't like, what are you talking about?
I was like.
Sometimes you were in a relationship,
but got tickets to a game,
and maybe didn't want to take your partner.
But the list was very, very short on who you could go to that game and maybe didn't want to take your partner. But the list was very,
very short on who you could go to that game with.
So you could,
there was a chance that that camera would pan that way.
And now you are centered screen with this bitch.
Nigga, that shit happened to me.
Adam fucking with Kareem.
Hey Mark, Shit. Nigga, that shit happened to me. I'm with Kareem. I'm with Bryce. That's my nigga right in the foot.
Hey Mark, got tickets to LA.
What's the shit?
Me and Mark on the floor.
I don't know what the fuck you talking about.
That shit was happening to me.
Had like a McDonald's game or some shit at the Barclays
for like the high school all-stars.
It's like oh shit.
These niggas getting dressed up in here.
They just be playing with your ass. I'm. They spot you with those cameras, boy.
You crazy?
Yeah, they'll spot you.
I gotta stay away from them.
Anyway, anywhere in the world, y'all want to start?
What I will say to y'all is the other day in New York City, not to regional us out here,
the other day in New York City, homeboy that killed the Michael Jackson impersonator on
the train,
they had closing arguments fam.
For those of you that don't remember the story, we reported on it a little while back.
Yeah, that was a couple years ago.
Yeah, it was happening to me last year.
Something like that.
Oh, was it? I thought it was longer than that.
No, but a guy came on the train being quote unquote unruly,
making some people feel quote-unquote uncomfortable.
Some people felt quote-unquote threatened.
So this ex-Marine dude got up, put him in the choke hold,
got him on the ground, continued to choke him.
Other passengers came there, didn't break it up,
they just huddled around him.
As a matter of fact, one of them held the dude's arms.
Yeah.
While he was in the choke hold.
Exactly.
And that guy died.
So closing arguments was the other day,
not to start us off with some morbid shit,
rest in peace to that man as well.
Isn't his father somebody, the ex-Marine,
isn't it like his father?
Yeah, and the police connected to him.
His father worked for like the chief of the police.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something like that.
It took him a while to even bring him in on charges.
He turned himself in, they let him write out.
I just want to know where everybody here stands
on what they think should happen to that man.
That sounds like at the very least,
manslaughter of some sort.
Yeah, I think he should get some time.
Negligent homicide.
Or that, yeah.
I don't know the definitions of all these shit, but.
I think he should go to jail.
Yeah.
I think he should go to jail because one of the prosecutor's witnesses was the, um, was his instructor who actually taught him the chokehold.
And so he has an understanding of what that can do, like, over the course of time.
A period of time.
Exactly. So there's a point in which he knew that this guy was no longer a threat and he was probably out cold, but he still held him until he passed away.
And so, to me that's negligence.
He held him for six minutes.
Yeah. Which is crazy.
You lose oxygen for eight seconds, you can nod out.
Exactly, so.
The teacher that karate, if you choke somebody
for eight seconds, they could go to sleep.
That was excessive.
Wait, hold on for a minute, man.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Let's get to the bottom of this karate class.
Were you 36?
My man take karate, nigga.
Leave him alone.
You go to Tiger Show?
You go to karate before?
Yes.
Of course, yes.
What belt you get?
He's a yellow belt, dog.
We're not even getting to all this, bro.
That's my last question, and I'm going back now.
I'm good, bro.
You're not going to tell us what belt he's using.
I'm good.
I keep.
Yo, listen.
So he had to be getting this shit out. That nigga yellow or brown? White. White. You still got it? Yo, listen, so. He had to be. He still got the suit. He had to be able to get this shit out.
That nigga yellow or brown?
White.
You still got it?
Yeah, I got one.
Oh, you got to come into the fire.
You got to come into the fire.
You got to wear it.
You karate shit.
Like, Dragonfly Jones.
Yeah.
That's for you, man.
She's stupid.
But no, yeah.
So if you choke somebody for a minute,
once they lose consciousness and you keep choking them,
you're gonna kill them, my nigga.
If you choke them long enough.
How many bricks did you break?
Nigga was in there getting slid.
He had to get up out of there.
How old was you when you took, how old?
Last year.
A couple.
I've trained a few times.
Oh, wait, what'd he say?
He trained.
Yeah, don't say that to us again. Fuck you wait what he saying? He's trained.
Yeah, don't say that to us again.
Fuck you up nigga.
You got belts then.
Don't say trained to us.
You got belts then.
No dog.
No, no, no.
He's got some damn belts.
He's got ish hoodies and sweatpants.
Ain't no damn belts.
Oh, you gotta come out with the ish karate suit now.
You got ish geese.
I don't even know if I fit that shit.
No, but you gotta make your own.
Make your own.
So why you was so scared when that nigga was trying to kill me over there by heavens then I don't even know if I fit that shit. No, but you gotta make your own
When that nigga was trying to kill me over there by heavens then if you knew karate
Middle Queens I'm ready for this shit. Nigga, they got guns.
What the fuck are you talking about, nigga?
I agree with Parks and Mel.
Can't wait to hear the rest of you guys' stance.
I think you're down with this, too.
Go to jail.
You need to go to jail.
I think that if he don't go to jail,
you set a precedent that anytime you feel like somebody
is being irate, that you could put him to sleep.
No, nigga.
What the fuck is you talking?
They could have just held dude until,
if that was the case, they could have just held him
until some parties were there.
I think the excessive holding is what did it,
but sometimes we do want people to be vigilante.
Sometimes we watch motherfuckers out there carry on
and nobody's helping the women,
nobody's helping the children,
niggas just on the train.
Sometimes we hope, when we watch a video,
we like, yo, why they're not doing anything?
Why those men aren't helping?
I just feel like he, it was excessive. He just went too far and I'm with you on that
We go with that I don't know people shit sometime when I see like, you know
I was in Brooklyn of it like me a little while ago. I saw a young boy like he was arguing with his girl
He's about to hit or whatever and she's like in his face like pussy
You ain't gonna do nothing
So I stopped him made him go the other way then she tried to follow him up the show
No, no, you don't do that. You go to other way good. Most that's follow him up, and she was like, no, no, no, all right, you don't go do that, you go the other way. Very good, Mo. She stopped, right?
That's, but that's, that's,
My mom did the same thing.
Yeah, I mean, I couldn't watch him do that.
You're bad, man.
You know what I mean?
Bah!
No, no, no.
Yo, what's up, nigga?
Mind your motherfucking business, nigga.
And then what happened?
I'd have been like, you got it.
You know what?
She is disrespectful, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you would turn quick, right?
Hell yeah. But that don't mean, I'm still not rooting for nobody to go to jail.
I'm an abolitionist, a prison abolitionist, so I don't actually believe in prison.
I don't believe in prison as the solution to these things.
It's tough on the case.
Wait, at all?
For nothing?
Yo, you're ostentatious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's ostentatious.
I am not ostentatious.
Quite the opposite, in fact. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's ostentatious. I am not ostentatious.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
Yo, dogs.
So you don't believe that...
Take it to the extreme.
Don't be scared.
No, no, no.
You don't believe that.
You're going to say child molester rapists?
No, I'm about to say for any reason that people should be removed from society, everyday
society.
There are times when people need to be removed from society.
And then where do they go?
Well, that depends on the situation.
So for example, most people who are in jail are in jail for nonviolent offenses.
True.
Right.
So most of what we have, you don't need that for.
People need drug treatment and rehab.
They usually don't need to be in jail for a drug addiction.
I got so many people who...
I agree with that.
You know what I mean?
So that's one.
Then you got the serial killers, the child molesters, people like that.
I don't know anybody who is a serial killer or a child molester who doesn't have a mental health issue
I don't know anyone who
See the guys just go with therapy. No, I think they I think sometimes people need secure confinement
But not in a prison sometimes you need for example an actual mental health facility until you're better until you're well
so like Arkham Asylum
Back to your bad mention or if you lock a door on me and I can't get out
of this particular, whether you call it a room,
whether you call it a cell, whether you call it whatever,
if you are locking me in here, it's prison.
No, but prison is punishment
and mental health facilities aren't.
You know, there are people who get committed
to mental health facilities and they're not like prison.
Now some of them are.
I love saying that.
And those ones don't work.
My whole prison doesn't work.
That's the problem.
Prison doesn't work. You don the problem. Prison doesn't work.
It doesn't.
What do you think?
Because we don't need to,
we have an example here.
What do you think should happen
with someone like the ex-Marine dude?
This is the example that tests my theory the hardest
because I have no sympathy for him.
I'd have to know more about him.
I'd have to know why he did it.
Is he some Marine combat that has PTSD
that thinks he every incident is a death sentence for everybody else now in this case
He might need mental health treatment
He I think there needs to be some kind of restitution to the family there needs to be some happen and a good old-fashioned
Ass whooping I might be fine
But what I don't necessarily think is that put him in the cage for ten years is gonna make him better
So let me ask my last and final question and then ice you can get to this and then he can close us out
What do you think they should have done with R Kelly?
you can get to this and then he can close us out. What do you think they should have done with R. Kelly?
That's a perfect example, right?
Now, R. Kelly is, there are a few things with R. Kelly.
One is what he was doing actively
was being funded by our money.
So there should have been injunctions civilly
to stop him from being able to have a damn cult in his house.
That would have stopped a lot of this shit.
Second thing is, there should have been orders
to not allow him near children or that McDonald's
or these other things to keep him away from people. He obviously has a mental health issue. The second thing is, there should have been orders to not allow him near children, or at McDonald's,
or these other things, to keep him away from people.
He obviously has a mental health issue.
He obviously was abused.
He obviously had trauma.
I'm not making excuses for him.
I'm saying he might be somebody who needs to be
out of society for a little bit,
just like the Boston Marathon bomber.
But the point is, that's a very small number of people.
That's maybe like one or 2% of the people in prison.
Most people in prison do not need that.
Most people in prison need something else.
That's all.
I would agree with that.
You answered my question.
I was gonna ask you about Derek Chauvin.
Same thing.
And it's hard, cause I don't be ruined for these news.
I mean, Dillon Roof, I didn't want Dillon Roof
to get the death penalty.
I hate the death penalty, but I ain't lose no sleepover.
I'm not-
Death penalty's stupid.
Yeah, I'm not gonna march and pick it for that shit.
But I don't want it to happen.
You know what I mean? Okay.
Honestly, because what happens,
it happens to us more than anybody else.
That's true.
You know what I mean?
So that's why.
Yeah, you did a good job.
Yeah.
Good job explaining that.
However, I would not agree with you
on the serial killers having mental health issues.
I feel like vast majority of them
have personality disorders, but
which isn't the same as a classification of mental health.
That's fair, I don't know enough to argue with you on that.
I literally don't know enough about psychology to know, but
I know there are people who need to be away, just not most people.
And I think we use prison as the answer to everything.
You're on drugs, put them away.
You're homeless, lock them up.
That's true.
We can be locked up, put them away. You homeless, lock them up. That's true. We gonna be locking up everybody.
I've been home absolutely stumped over
who killed John Bonet Ramsey.
Same. Same.
Me too.
I hate that.
I done watched this shit.
Me too.
They did their family, the mom and dad dirty, I think.
Very much so.
The media.
That was crazy, the shit they were putting on them.
Geraldo and them?
Who the fuck did that?
Who did this? I have no idea. I think it was some
He was making a lot of money, and I think that there was probably some connection or I think it was actually it also could
have been
There was like a dude that was assaulting a bunch of people breaking in people's houses in the area around the same time there was
the other
PDF guy that they he admitted to it,
but then the DNA didn't match,
so maybe there was a discrepancy in the DNA thing.
That guy was like who was found in Thailand
or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He should be locked, the shit that he was saying,
he should go to jail anyway.
He was a teacher and shit like that
out there in another country.
Yeah. Yeah.
I just think it's crazy that we're still obsessed
with missing white women.
Like, John Benet-Ramsey.
Wait, well, she wasn't.
She wasn't white enough to be a woman. I'm sorry, I don't mean you, I mean, women likeet-Ramsey is... Wait. Well, she wasn't dressed enough to be a woman.
I'm sorry. I don't mean you...
I mean, women, like, gender-wise, not woman versus girl.
Female. Yeah, sure.
Oh, this is such a bad topic to do that on.
I think all of us as a community should be concerned
what happens to children. I am concerned.
What I'm saying is, it's been 30 years,
and I feel I wish the media did equal attention for everybody
It's not that I don't want John Benet Ramsey. I just don't want it to only be John Benet Ramsey
It's a hell of an interesting case. But like LaToya Figueroa in Philadelphia was missing the exact same time
Natalie Holloway was missing. We look for her. We don't look for LaToya Figueroa. It's like
Missing black girls don't get they're not missing. They're just gone and I just I just want us to make documentaries about them too
Missing little girls of color. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. I want them both.
Yeah, because they did to her was terrible.
Okay.
Yeah, like I learned a little bit more
about what was, it was.
That's terrible.
It's awful.
It seems like it was someone that was
familiar with the family.
I don't want to say professional,
but like the little tool shit that he like.
Who makes a garrot?
Like that.
It's so this a ran
It's so random like who makes that yeah, that's someone that's like done some shit before yeah
So that's why I'd like them thinking that at one point. It was her brother like Bert
Be careful cuz he's suing people he sued CBS well no
Anyone a lot of money, so let's not know I'm basically saying it's insane that they could think that a 10-year-old
would be that sophisticated to know how to make a garrote.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's just very fucking weird to me.
I'm looking for that advice.
Oh, thank you.
A garrote?
Oh, okay, yeah.
It's like a choking device.
Trigger warning, probably, to anybody that's listening.
Or.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you.
It's okay.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
It's alright, y'all.
Appreciate you.
Let's just bring it back in.
Everybody looks beautiful, smelling good.
Let's give it a second.
Our apologies to anybody that, you know what I mean?
We started with some sensitive subject matter, but when you're organic it happens like that
sometimes.
But ego, alright.
Alright.
Let's just bring it back in, man. Bring it back in. It happens like that sometimes, but ego, alright, alright
Just bring it back in, man, bring it back in
Rest in peace to everybody, rest in peace to everybody that we lost
The time has come I have a question for you when you have time. I always have time for you.
You crazy?
I just have a question about maybe not the time but about therapy.
Last time we had a conversation about therapy and then I watched the clip with you and Sade
and I just felt like therapy could be used as a crush
because when I watched it, I felt like you were still
in your manipulative tactics when I watched
your response to her.
You think he weaponized it?
Yeah, what's the point of therapy or keep going?
I feel like some people just go to therapy
just to say they go to therapy.
I think it's a new thing to do.
It's like Gucci. Yeah, to me. And I think it's a new thing to do. It's like Gucci.
Yeah, to me.
And I watched it, I said, you know.
It is.
I watched it, and I do see a difference,
but then I watch you say,
I watch you go back and do the same thing.
Like, I watch you weaponize.
I watch that, like, damn, this nigga's good,
but why the fuck is he going to therapy
if he's gonna still do the same thing?
Like the...
Tush.
You know what to do and what not to do, right?
Like it's...
That's facts.
You know what to do and what not to do.
So it just, it just confused, that part confused.
I thought about that shit on my whole trip.
Well, so you was in Puerto Rico.
No, because I watched it.
I watched it.
Nice ass.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hot weather.
While we over this bitch at 30 degrees.
Not as my man.
It just came out yesterday.
That mean he had to playing wifi on Patreon.
Seeing what's going on.
No, cause I watched it and I thought about it.
I'm like, damn, like he's so adamant
about how important therapy is, right?
And therapy is supposed to help you change
and identify your issues, right?
And then, but why are you still going back
doing the same thing that you went to therapy to? But what was the same thing?
Just to manipulate, being dismissive.
That's not manipulative.
Huh?
That's not manipulative, that's just dismissive.
But then, don't your therapist tell you not to be dismissive?
Then you go to therapy to identify your dismissive behavior and to correct it?
So why go back to it? You're just? You keep doing it to go back to it?
But the therapy is for you to properly internalize something yourself and then
showcase that change in real life. So I think you're looking at that wrong on
camera. We're able to discuss it like that on camera because we already got
through it and we got through it. Got it, okay. Because there was extensive therapy,
extensive communication, understanding
where you was coming from, where I was coming from.
By the time you see it on cam, it's old.
Got it, okay, okay, I see.
Does it reignite the fight when you see,
when y'all go back and look at it,
or when your lady goes back and look at it?
Like does that bring back the anger?
Not for us.
Okay. Not for us. Okay.
Not for us.
That's why she makes valid points sometimes.
Oh yeah, she was.
That's on you to look at your partner and say, all right, you was right about that.
Maybe I bugged out.
Yeah, it was a good episode.
I loved watching it and seeing y'all up here doing your thing.
Parks came out.
I mean, I know it's not a competition, but he won.
He actually won.
He got some unspoken rule, unspoken understanding.
It just blends well.
We just blend well.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
No one's love is the same.
That's true.
And how it's expressed is unique to each relationship.
That motherfucker had a triple double in that connection.
And he know how to digress at the right time.
Oh yeah, well hey, yeah, I watch this guy box.
Do y'all intend on participating in the...
No, she gonna pull her gun out every time.
...women behind the guys on the pod thing?
No.
No?
No.
It's too much.
I'll do it. Okay. I turned my wife's patreon off. She doesn't even know the show exists.
I saw Imani tweeting. He was like, yo, it'll be dope if me flip. I saw that. But we would never do it. I was like, how you know? You don't know that.
Would you do it? I would. Okay. I know you're very private, so I didn't know. It's different.
I would do it.
I just would.
We wouldn't try to argue on it and try to bring our fucking dirt to this shit.
Gotcha, you know what I'm saying?
I'm not looking to go over here,
but I'm gonna expose this shit.
Yeah, it's like the plan should have been for everybody,
just Shania fucking.
I mean. Like we not gonna go up there and try to-
Yo, let's-
However you've been feeling, let's have it out here.
But does it make for entertaining TV if you don't?
See, and that's where the-
It can, I think.
Yeah.
It's not entertaining if all of us are sitting there being parks.
That's the point.
Yeah, somebody had to do it.
And again, it's my shit.
I edited out when I was really bugging.
Oh yeah, I'm about to get this.
This is the very clean version of,
and I watched it back, back to your therapy point.
I watched back the full edit, said I look like a complete jerk
and my energy is off and what a dick and you see a partner trying to do
everything right and you just a dick.
I called her and apologized again.
That's real. Wow, man.
I didn't know that. That's real.
I didn't know I looked like that.
How do you even deal with that?
I'm so sorry, baby. I love you.
And wow. Sometimes that's what it takes.
It takes seeing it. Seeing it, yeah.
Like they'll tell you something like,
man, my girl, we had a talk.
She'd be telling me a way I act sometimes.
But if you don't see it,
you don't really, like, you might think they bugging.
Yeah.
Nah, or you taking it the wrong way.
Like, nah, nah, you just interpreted something wrong,
but sometimes you just gotta
tell the stuff about yourself.
That's me too, yeah.
I decided to listen recently.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, no, no, no, I'm not happy about it at all.
I know right from wrong.
I know right from wrong, I just decided to listen to try it.
My wife started bringing up me using her towel and all that.
I'm like, yo, what are you talking about?
I listen.
We listen and we don't judge.
Well, I'm very judgmental.
I can't believe I'm like, yo, you held that in for that long.
You can talk to me about it. But then she's right.
She flipped. All right. So she said, play it out in your head.
If I came to you when you came from work, if I came to you
while you was doing something to decide to talk to you,
when I'm not sleeping, getting ready for work,
how would you respond?
And she got me, because I would be like,
ah, come on, I would do that.
So I just know, nigga, I just wanna get out of it.
That's progress though.
Yeah, I know it is progress, but I'm not,
I don't, you know me, I don't like progress.
I don't like progress.
I wanna be stuck in my ways, nigga. Flip wanna stay the exact same way he is, bro. I would be stuck in the 50s. I don't like progress, but I don't like progress.
I want to be stuck in my ways.
Flip wanna stay the exact same way he is forever.
I want to be stuck in the 50s.
To Flip, Ice, Ish, and Mark, we are shooting episode two soon.
If you guys can just hit my phone if you're down.
If not, no love lost.
I love you guys the same.
We love you too.
Protect the sanctity of your house only, of course I do.
We love you.
Yeah.
You know, we getting Christmas bonuses this year.
Last year you gave us a Christmas bonus,
it was niggas ain't, but you wasn't up like how you up now.
In my opinion, you bought four cars in a month.
You're walking around smiling, new smiling.
What, nigger, whatever, however long it took you,
you bought four cars and they came at the same time.
Three, four, whatever.
And don't let me count back to my man Trey Car, too.
I can bring that in, too.
Oh, shit, damn.
But you bought a car.
We would like Christmas bonuses.
I'm speaking.
Do you think you speak for everybody?
I'm speaking for everyone.
Ask them. Joe, you think anybody doesn't want one? Mark, you just got here, I'm speaking for everyone. Ask them.
Joe, you think anybody doesn't want one?
Mom, you just got here, mom.
Chill, don't add on.
I'm powdering a mutt, nigga.
That's a bonus.
That's my contract.
Hey!
Fuck that shit.
Hey!
Some people feel Ish got robbed.
Some people do feel Ish got robbed.
They said it was the biggest margin of victory in history.
Of course they're gonna say that.
I saw them say that. Of course they're gonna say that. But there are some people that feel like Ish got robbed. But congratulations. Oh, Ish killed robbed. They said it was the biggest margin of victory in history. Of course they're gonna say that. I saw them say that.
Of course they're gonna say that.
But there are some people that feel like Ish got robbed,
but congratulations.
Oh, Ish killed it.
I would've cared if I didn't win it,
but I'm grateful, I'm excited and proud.
You got any speech?
Anything to the folks?
Thank you to the people out there.
Thank y'all for welcoming me.
But why you saying, if you want a bonus for everybody,
why would you say, except Mark?
Mark, you just got here.
You just got here, like how would that help you?
No, because I don't want you to add on to it.
Cause the bonus would be higher if it was.
He not supposed to get Christmas, he's right here.
He can't get a Christmas bonus?
He get New Year's bonus.
Or depending on the New Year bonus.
Wow.
He'll get a tree.
He'll get an ornament.
He'll get an ornament.
What's the shit, what's the shit, what's the shit,
the new holiday, January 19th or February 19th,
what's, what's that?
What the fuck are you talking about?
June 19th, yeah, yeah, he get,
Juneteenth. Yeah, Juneteenth, he get a Juneteenth bonus.
He's in January 19th?
Wow.
He don't know the date.
All jokes aside, we all should get bonuses.
I feel like we should get bonuses, I do.
He gave a bonus last year, but that's cool, I mean, I guess.
But nah, I feel like we should get a bonus this year.
I just want to say that nobody has said anything to me
about a Christmas bonus.
I want a bonus, nigga.
Hey, well, if you need it on record, I would like one too.
And I don't take these podcast conversations, anything to me about Christmas bonus. I want a bonus, nigga. Hey, well, if you need it on record, I would like one too.
And I don't take these podcast conversations like,
I take these pod talks that y'all saying shit in passing.
Like, it's not real.
Because you do that stupid shit?
No, because refer to the tag in the front.
Like, we are just kind of entertaining up here.
So I don't take that to be for real.
Nobody has ever called me in real life and said,
yo, we want a Christmas bonus.
Mel might have did that last year,
or one of you, she was back.
Oh, then shout out to Mel for getting us
a Christmas bonus last year.
And Ice.
Okay.
Free to do it.
He don't give a fuck.
No, I'm gonna tell you straight up.
I'm a straight shooter.
He don't care.
Who don't want a Christmas bonus?
I remember what he said, too.
What did I say?
Fuck out of here.
I say that, but then I give Christmas bonuses.
You didn't give Christmas bonuses that year.
Last year?
Year before last.
How many years you worked there?
I don't know, three, four?
I don't know.
Four.
Four.
So you name one year where you didn't give Christmas bonuses.
No, I'm just saying that one time.
That happened.
So one year.
Yeah, one year.
And I never get the big up for the three.
No.
Fam, I'm not saying.
All right, what should the Christmas bonus be? I don't give a... We give them. We give them out. If y'all want them, we're here and I never get the big up for the three. No, I'm not All right, what should the Christmas bonus be?
We give them we get them out if y'all want them we got what y'all want?
You know what I want. Tell me I'll text it to you. Now we back to text. I'll text you man off this
Come on, man. Let's go get get to y'all shit, please. Who shit
Yo, it's you in the Christmas bonus game. Oh, it doesn't matter to you? I ain't turn it down free money though.
I thought you gonna be too cool for school just now.
You scared me.
I thought you was gonna be too cool.
He was sitting over there like this.
Mr. Squinty, I thought you were gonna be too cool.
I don't need y'all little cheap ass bonus.
I'm good, I don't need that.
Did this nigga say Mr. Squinty?
Look at this.
I seen it.
Did y'all see this picture?
Yes.
That's the picture I deem him about.
Sexy ass nigga.
Yeah, I took that shit. Wait, don't call that man sexy, dog. That's the picture idea in there about sexy ass, Nick
Call that man
Filling you know, you was filling yourself dog. You doing the squint. No, I got that from ish. I love black man like that
Nigga t-shirt wasn't even tight
That's it fresh to Your t-shirt wasn't even tight. N***a, that day. That shit fresh too. You was acting bad. Hey.
We got a show to get to.
It's not about that.
We're not gonna talk about me going to Puerto Rico.
Ish don't think he be squinting.
He does know he squint.
You don't know you squint.
Ish squints.
Yo dog, I squint in pictures.
We take pictures every single week on the balcony.
I be squinting.
Yes, Ish.
Yes.
Your eyes not like this. Everybody that thinks Ish squint in. Yes, it is. Yes. Your eyes are like this.
Everybody that thinks it squinted in this picture,
please raise your hand.
My eyes is not.
We should squint.
My eyes normally are like this.
I'm looking at you right now.
My eyes squinting.
OK, I see you squinting.
So you got automatic squinters.
Squinting right now?
Yes.
No, you're not squinting right now?
Would you be?
Yeah, you squint, my nigga.
You do that.
It's light skin shit.
It's in your DNA.
It squints.
It's in your DNA.
Yeah, it's in your DNA. The whole light skin is not justints. It's in your DNA. Yeah, it's in your DNA.
The whole light skin is not just you.
It's your whole brotherhood, nigga.
Founders day.
You the CEO.
I have squinted.
I'm also a lot more self-aware than you.
Who?
You not.
Uh-oh.
You not nowhere near our king.
Don't start being here.
Stand around.
Stand around.
One V one.
Antoine. Joseph. It's not a one v one.
Pull the room.
This shouldn't even be a talk.
I ain't way more self-aware than you.
So yes, I've squinted.
Yes, you squinted.
I think you'd be drinking a Kool-Aid that you make, yo.
I just said I squinted.
If one makes Kool-Aid, shouldn't they drink it?
Yeah, it depends. Not going to let it go to waste. Yeah, one makes Kool-Aid, shouldn't they drink it? Yeah, it depends on them.
Not going to let it go to waste.
Yeah, I love Kool-Aid.
Yeah, that's Kool-Aid.
That's Kool-Aid.
That's Kool-Aid.
I'm going to drink my Kool-Aid.
Who here thinks this is more self-aware to me?
And I promise I'm going to Prospects.
What's the definition of self-aware?
Being aware of self.
We always got to look up some simple shit up here.
No, but it's not, can you help us with, when you define shit, it holds validity.
What's the-
Neck crack, fuck your neck crack.
Having conscious knowledge of one's own character
and feelings.
Okay, both of y'all are even.
Both of y'all, it's a draw y'all are even. It's a draw.
Yeah, it's a draw.
Y'all both have
that level of awareness.
Just different points.
Marcos Newmail.
Different points.
I'm getting right to Brosby's after this.
This is not meant to stump the room.
This is like a quick gather and then we out of here.
I agree with Ish, but I want a Christmas bonus.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Word, word.
Yes, that's my answer.
That's my answer as well.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Cause if you, look, your ability to perceive
and understand the things that make you who you are
as an individual, including your personality, actions, values, belief, emotions, and
thoughts. He's self-aware about it. Let's try this a different way. Room, does Ish
squint and picks or not? Yes. Yes. good, bro. There you go.
And there'll be no Christmas bonuses.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'll get you a crib.
Y'all asked it wrong.
Y'all didn't do it.
I didn't think it was.
You failed the test.
I'm sorry.
I did.
I had a plan.
That shit is crazy, man.
All right.
Time for a...
Oh, man. All right, it's time for... Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's Hoffman's...
It's a...
Wait, what?
It's Hoffman sitting right here.
Look at you, nigga.
It's time.
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No, that was a real prop. It was 0.5.
Oh, I take that all day.
I took it. I'm taking that every game.
I'm taking that.
It was.5. I take a demon.
I ain't gonna lie.
For sure.
Two and a half?
It literally was.5 or more or less. I took it.
This week, I'm still staying Derek Henry and Derek Henry and
Saquon Barkley I'm not leaving them to. I have them both for more than 70
rush yards in the first half. Where do y'all stand on Saquon MVP chance? I like it.
Is he in the conversation for y'all? He should be. What?
Absolutely. You think it's about time of running back wins it if he breaks Eric Dickinson's record does he win it?
Yeah, he will. If he breaks the record, yeah.
I don't see him running. He's top three.
Over Josh Allen.
Over Lamar Jackson? Over a lot of people. Lamar's in that running. He lost too many games.
And he already got two or three of them. No, Lamar won't necessarily do it
because Derrick Henry is out here going crazy.
Yeah, they won't give it to him again.
And they're not giving it to Derrick Henry.
No, no.
So Lamar or Derrick Henry,
I think they're successors of canceling each other out.
Josh has a strong case though.
Pat, I want Pat.
Pat too.
Pat, what you want?
Pat got a strong case.
Even though I get it, a couple of them, I get it,
but Pat still has a very strong case.
MVP usually goes to quarterbacks?
Most of the time, like 90% of the time.
How does that even make it fun for the spectator?
Did you even date athletes if you never dated a quarterback?
No.
What the fuck?
Leave her alone.
I wasn't even talking to her.
Nigga, she- There was a couple that were knocking at the door.
I just wasn't interested.
She's in the All-Stars when it comes to that.
Okay, be quiet. Chill the fuck out.
Dre is just monopolizing.
Dre is just monopolizing.
Just male. Don't give a fuck.
Yeah, I want to talk about Dre is still squatting in Money House.
After I finish this, give me Pukka Nakua
for more than
60 receiving yards and
Give me you know what I'm staying with
Give me Kyrie for more than three three-pointers
That ain't bad
Now your picks last week were good. You had Bo Nicks. He went crazy.
And the week before went bad.
Well the defense kind of this week
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Cece Zabathe was up in my fantasy
26 points.
I only had the defense left.
I've been let go of the game.
I scored 21.
Lost by 4.5.
I was down by 22 when I had Denver defense and kicker.
And that pick six and then the after point.
We were tied at like 114.1 after the pick six
and then the after point gave me the fucking win.
Wow.
You're just a man all around the board, ain't you?
I gotta figure something out.
You don't like that shit.
You like my man, Belly.
I drop dime on this thing.
I don't like that shit.
I don't like that shit.
It's the Vidalago nigga.
He going too crazy in the game of life.
It's the two Rolexes.
Dad got a Rolex.
I'm getting sick of him.
That's what it is.
I am.
The beans.
For real.
He's showing out.
Perfect Timbalands.
Fuck Parks.
Flip Shots.
Very good. I am the Bens. For real. He's showing out. Yeah. Perfect Timbalands.
Yeah.
Fuck Parks.
Great Lamb Chomps.
Shit.
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Nigga.
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I have a football question.
Shoot, what's up?
And I mean, they're not able to explain.
Oh, they explained to me, but I'm not understanding.
So a lot of people are on that guy's case, Aziz, for...
They're hitting Trevor Lawrence.
Hitting Trevor, right?
Three game suspension for him.
So he got three days.
So what I'm saying is that,
is that move that he did, is it...
It's illegal. It's an illegal hit.
It's illegal, but is it practice and football?
Do other people do it?
And could he have avoided doing that?
Not into it.
Is this a skewed valid?
That's not today's football.
Okay, it's not.
That's not today's football.
Today's football, you cannot do that
under any circumstances.
At all.
I think they were playing two different footballs.
Trevor Lawrence's slide is today's football.
Aziz's hit is old school football.
So I agree with both.
I think we should teach quarterbacks how to stop the play
and not slide.
So protect yourself, maybe head first,
aim for the knees, down.
I heard a couple of retired players say that
and some of the coaches.
And I think players need to not do this.
But the problem was. That's a tough play with that was tough. That play was tough because the problem with that is they showed a couple of them Pat Mahomes highlights where you think he's about this.
That reaction time was it ain't like he was in the slot and then dude it was bang bang.
If you think he's gonna slide because you still want to stop the play.
Right.
So the way football-
You still wanna get paid.
Well yeah, the way football is,
the second the quarterback goes to slide,
he's giving himself up, you don't touch him.
I wanna get paid, so I'm not doing it.
Got it.
It's tricky with that one.
They scored six points, ah darn it.
That shit was tricky, bro.
Is the slide an easy way out?
I don't understand, is the slide-
You submit.
You're giving yourself up so that you don't get hit.
Yeah.
So you could, if you run in the ball,
if you run in the ball in football,
you could just submit.
You don't gotta get hit.
You could just kneel down.
Oh, got it.
Okay, okay.
So I see why everybody, people are mad.
They're calling for him to be out the league and all that stuff.
It wasn't dirty.
It wasn't that dirty to me.
It wasn't really that dirty to me.
It wasn't bad.
They dragging it, but it wasn't illegal.
They dragging it because he got hurt.
I think they dragging it, yeah.
I was about to say they dragging it.
He was concussing me, anytime you see that hand go up.
It's like too much for TV.
Turn the TV off, turn the TV off.
Get the camera off of him.
Turn the TV off, turn.
Yo, why won't allegedly,
Dreah get out of this man's house?
She feels like she has an equitable stake.
She remodeled the crib.
You know.
She arguing on the side of squatters.
I'm asking you why, I'm answering you why.
She remodeled the orchards.
And she feel like they had an agreement.
She was renting the house
and he was supposed to sell her the house.
She put in 3.8.
Well, that was his counter offer.
Are you up on?
No, no.
This is what you talk about. You just asked why. This is the why. No
I want him. I know the real reason. I'm on his side. I know about their argument. Hey, I don't care about that
I'm on his side. Your new your brand new baby daddy. That's why you gotta go. Has
500 M's or 300 M's or something crazy. That's your brand new baby daddy.
Y'all are actively together.
Just get out.
Get out.
Get the fuck out.
Yeah.
Y'all telling me about the what's right.
But I thought you was asking.
No, no.
I'm asking for the nigga side.
Get out.
How about the nigga side?
Obviously there's this thing going on in the industry
because Ari just stated that G Herbo still pays her bills
while she's with, what's her nigga name?
Moneybag.
Moneybag, yo, she just said that, yo,
G Herbo still pays her bills,
which I think is crazy to even hear.
I wanna be careful with that.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Because I didn't fact check that,
and she came out and tore the blogs,
a new asshole for saying that she said that.
Okay, so she didn't say that. I don't know that she said that said that. Okay, so she didn't say that.
I don't know that she said that.
But she reacted as if she didn't say it.
She reacted like she didn't say that.
I respect that.
Okay, God, let's respect that.
And I ain't gonna hold you, that woman is solid.
I don't know her.
Yeah, she is.
But how she represents for them,
she should teach a class in it.
Absolutely.
So I don't think she ever getting on no interview
to say with intent,
you're my baby daddy is holding.
And she ain't doing that.
She doesn't do that.
She gets the benefit of that from me.
1000%.
That lady's solid.
She's a textbook image of how it should move.
She's from Chicago.
She moves accordingly.
I don't know where she from.
I learned about her from him and how she holds them down.
I understand.
And I agree.
Fucking Parks.
But to your question.
You're a little sloppy.
To your question, I'm with you.
You gotta go.
Get out, bro.
Come on, man.
Get out, you gotta sit.
New nigga, new baby, all that.
Get the fuck out of my house.
No, not just you got a new nigga.
Your new dude is all the way up like Fat Joe and Rem.
I don't care.
Get out, you are his problem.
You have to go, yo.
I agree.
She got, she's got, back it up.
What, what is?
I be feeling like clunking the shit out of you sometimes.
You can't beat me.
Who's that?
Me.
He knows karate.
He can't.
So it's all up to you, but.
I went and quit the same time he did.
Yo.
I got a white belt somewhere too, dogs.
Tell me why.
Why can't she just stay?
No, no, chill out.
I'm going somewhere.
I just told you why.
Why?
Because her new baby daddy got money?
That's part of it.
That's part of it. That's part of it.
And it ain't no like secret relationship.
This is the relationship you're in privately, publicly.
What that gotta do?
He's staying here, I live here.
Why doesn't the new baby daddy buy the house?
I live here.
Why doesn't the new baby daddy buy the house?
Because I live here.
He should buy the house.
But we don't want you to live here.
I know.
Move.
And when I came in here and said the same exact argument,
y'all niggas looked at me like I had 15 heads
when I said niggas is out here stealing people money,
staying in niggas' shit, and won't move.
And y'all said, so?
I wouldn't move neither.
You conflate in two different things,
and you always do that.
No, I am conflating.
No, just the cause is the only difference.
Nigga, without Dreya and her rich baby daddy,
we support the squatters, nigga.
Yeah.
That's his money.
Your landlord head ass is trying to trap somebody.
No, that's his money.
Fuck you and all that landlord shit.
We support the squatters.
Now, if the squatters got M's,
then you know you should not want to stay anywhere
where you're not wanted.
Home don't even feel like home if you not want it there
and it's not your home.
What's the mansion it might?
I might not give a fuck if I'm wanting it.
It ain't a mansion, it's my home.
It's not a mansion.
It ain't your home.
It ain't your home, it's my home.
I got a question.
I don't know the story.
Tyra Taylor don't bother nobody.
Shout out to Tyra Taylor.
Do you have your kids together?
What's her argument for why she should stay?
That's the part I'm not following.
Because she decorated the home and she.
She put a Christmas tree up. she put a Christmas tree up.
Her argument, smelly bees.
She said she put a couple hundred grand
on renovating the house and they had a verbal agreement
That's her argument.
That he was gonna sell it to her.
He was gonna sell it to her.
After she was put on.
For a set price?
For a set price.
While they were together.
While they were together and she put a couple hundred grand
into the house to renovate it.
So she said she feel like, yo, I did these renovations
under the guise that you were gonna sell it to me.
I mean if everybody to me in this case just hearing what you just told me she
got to go but I would reimburse her for what she put into the house
and just tell her she got to go.
Wait what?
No owner has done that.
There's no landlord doing that.
Not as a landlord as an ex.
No owner did that when the renter made upgrades.
No I'm not talking about as a landlord I'm talking about as an ex. How I would resolve a conflict as an ex. No owner did that when the renter made upgrades. No, I'm not talking about as a landlord,
I'm talking about as an ex,
how I would resolve a conflict with an ex.
They didn't have amicable exits.
Clearly, Mark.
No, I get that.
I'm just saying what I would do to resolve this conflict.
If everybody's up, if money's not an issue,
then I would just get, look, I can't-
It ain't about money.
Dog, you went and got with some 22-year-old
extra wealthy ass nigga,
and we wasn't on the best of terms after the breakup
I'm not paying you for none of upgrades
Good-looking for the upgrades though. Even if we made an agreement that you're gonna sell it to me. Yeah
What agreement? I'm saying if
We're the paperwork show me
He was done dirty the truth is is, it's a big, it's a deeper conversation to be had,
is that us as niggas are more emotional than women,
and nigga, we are petty.
So fuck out of here, bitch, you gotta leave.
Period.
Leave, I don't give a fuck what I said.
When your pussy was good, when I was fucking you,
yes, I said, I told you the world,
nigga, I'm gonna give you a Latin's carpet.
I lied.
What did Eman said? Fuck what I said, it don't mean shit now. Yeah, it don't. Wow, your word you the world, nigga, I'm gonna give you a Latin's carpet. I lied. What did Eman said?
Fuck what I said, it don't mean shit now.
Yeah, it don't.
Wow, your word gotta mean something though.
No, it don't, no it don't.
We have feelings, Mark.
We're not, we're not.
Your word gotta mean something.
We're not emotionally mature like you.
It's not about being mature, just my word is my word.
I'm saying, I'm not saying she should squat.
I'm saying she needs to go.
Wait, wait, wait.
I agree with your word should my word. I'm not saying she should squat. I'm saying she needs to go. Wait, wait, wait. I agree with your word should mean something.
I also reserve the right to change my word
when you change behavior.
But if you've already made an investment
and you've already given me consideration.
I can't then tell.
I should have thought about that
before that investment.
You did that on your own.
We didn't have that talk.
We was fucking, I was enjoying it.
I said some shit when I thought this could go somewhere.
You clearly had a different plan.
So now get out and I'm keeping the granite.
Salute.
Thank you.
Then I'm calling my friends.
Yo, I got some extra granite.
Yeah.
I'm giving you some of this.
I'm giving you some of this.
I like this shit.
I like this shit.
This is not my favorite granite.
This shit really my bag.
Hold on, listen.
Cause you got a nigga that may be upper than me, I'm going to be petty and give it
to somebody else.
Yeah, that's how we go now.
You have to get out of my house.
That's the game of life.
You got to go.
That has 200 more million than me.
Sorry.
That's hate.
It is.
So what?
Men get to hate too sometimes.
Yes.
That's how many.
Especially in a breakup, we can hate a little bit.
Exactly.
What? That gives you the privilege to hate. Mel, man, I want to hear from Mel.
Don't dog.
I agree with you to a certain extent that she,
I don't understand wanting to stay. Like I understand the principle.
I understand the principle of I invested all this money under the pretense
that you were gonna sell me this house
but shit got acrimonious.
I think he's foul for going back on his word.
I do, I do.
I think he's foul for going back on his word.
Damn, I'm foul.
Come back in the ladies section.
You wouldn't have stayed?
Well, I'm, honestly. No, honestly I'm'm thinking if you know, we're talking about who my current
man is and how much money he has.
And also the fact that I just had a baby.
Why would I want to stay in the real stressful environment like that?
Like that's, that's what I'm thinking is why would I want to stay in an environment that
is like this full of strikes and contention?
Brooklyn bartendership.
Exactly.
That's just my final thought on that.
It's a weird principle, it's a weird hill to die on.
Yeah, exactly, because now he's instigated
legal proceedings and this is going to get fucking messy
and he's probably going to win
because it was a verbal agreement
and there's nothing on paper.
True. That's not true.
Okay, well.
Verbal agreements are legal.
But if there's no recording of the verbal agreement.
They're just hard to prove,
but verbal agreements are legal and binding.
In New Jersey I know that for at least.
But my thing is, who says it's stressful?
Listen, it might not be stressful.
She might be with the shits and she might be like, okay, this is fucking fun.
The cops ain't gonna call, nigga.
When you go file an eviction, you go downtown, you pay $45 for some paperwork and they bring it to your door. I'm fun. The cops ain't gonna call, nigga. When you go file an eviction, go downtown, you pay $45 for some paperwork,
and they bring it to your door.
I'm chilling.
The cops were called.
They were called.
The cops were called to the house.
And the cops couldn't do nothing.
Well, exactly.
But I'm just saying, you asked,
what is the stress?
Have a good day, officer.
The police showing up at your door,
telling you that this person's filing
and they're trying to get you out of their house.
Could be stressful.
Could be.
I like Dre, but at the same time,
she's been through a lot of breakups,
I could assume, right?
And on top of that,
she should know better than to get into a situation
and not have her own, or not have it down on paper.
She should know, at some point.
I'm not disagreeing with that.
I'm gonna say that, at some point, you should know better.
If you've been around the block, if niggas know you,
you know like you've been with a nigga that's up,
you break up, the nigga kick you out the crib,
or you no longer.
She might have never experienced that.
She might have been with niggas that was up.
She might have been with niggas that was up,
that did what they said they was going to do.
Or after we broke up,
the nigga still might have been hitting you with some.
Her little severance. Don't act like this nigga's gonna be tripping.
She from the hood, come on stop it Ish.
She from the hood, she's the top.
And she has been long removed from Philly.
Understood, but what I'm saying is that she went through
the steps that a lot of those girls go through.
She went through the steps where a nigga take it back
because she's either done it with the situation.
We don't know that.
Yeah, this behavior don't say that.
I'll tell you one thing.
I disagree. You don't think so? If I'm her new't say that. I'll tell you one thing. I disagree.
You don't think so?
If I'm her new ex, I mean if I'm her new dude,
I'm concerned.
Her new ex, look, look what he said, her new ex.
She went and predicted it.
If I'm her new dude, I'm concerned that she's
spending this much energy and time fighting her ex.
That would make me wonder, either you still got something
or are you crazy as shit?
No, you're not.
It would concern me.
Well, I mean, no, you could dig your heels in
because it's just because it's like the principle
of the situation, you know?
But if I had that much.
Because let's not get it twisted.
Yes, she dates men of high net worth, but Dre is no slout.
She has her own money.
She's not a slout.
That's what I'm saying.
Yes.
I'm not saying that she has anywhere close to what
her current man has.
I'm not saying that.
But she has her own money.
Her swim line is extraordinarily fucking expensive.
We got to start auditing y'all girls that say,
I had my own money
What's wrong with you son
What is wrong with you nothing?
Ain't nothing wrong with my forget it. We got us. Oh, we got all
Joseph to me we are 100% agreement for what's on this shit. We have to audit them real
She's got, I mean, hey. My experience has been. Where does she get money from?
Survey says.
She has a really successful swimwear line.
It's called Mint Swim and it's very successful.
Nice, okay.
And I think she has like a couple of other companies.
But she's not a slouch, you know what I'm saying?
So, a little bit further, the judge in this case
ruled that the verbal agreement was unenforceable.
Gotcha.
But allowed her to seek reimbursement for the $270,000.
That's all I'm saying.
Just give her $270,000 if you that rich.
Give her $270,000.
Seek it as you pack.
But I think that she would leave
if he fucking reimbursed her.
This seems like an easy problem to solve.
No, you're gonna leave regardless.
You're gonna leave regardless.
On my own time because the eviction process
takes like about six to fucking nine months so.
It depends on where you're at but you can get out.
The only reason why she didn't get evicted this time
is because she wasn't served.
Yeah, she wasn't served.
It blows us out man.
That's it, she wasn't served.
It seems like this, from what I'm reading here,
it seems like she's gonna be getting out of here.
Just now, it's a matter of who.
The nanny was dead, she wasn't there.
Okay.
She was never served.
I didn't get any record of this filing or nothing like that.
So we don't have a court.
But the process is lengthy.
When I say I just close this out,
I mean like it's the end of it.
All right, fine.
Yeah, so it's also.
I've been through it, so in California.
You squatted?
No, I was not the squatter.
I had to serve somebody, god damn it.
So then I just ended up.
I just wanna know if I got squatters amongst me, that's it.
I mean, I resorted to other means
in order to get the motherfucker out.
And on that note, what class?
If the squatter rules existed back when I was squatting,
then yeah, you would have squatting rules
and squatters amongst you.
But it wasn't, the rules wasn't with us back then.
I would just break some shit in the house.
Hey buddy, oh, you didn't fix this yet?
Looked like I gotta hold this myself for a little while.
What a crack ass.
Oh man, oh man.
Oh man, all right, and other news, and other news.
I do want to get to these Kendrick numbers
so we can argue about them,
but I'm enjoying a Kendrick and Drake-less pod so far.
Roddy Ricch, homeboy, got a storage unit,
had a bunch of clothes and Roddy Ricch items,
including a Grammy.
Posted it on the internet for some strange reason.
It seems like that's his content game,
judging by the way he was talking in the video.
His content is he goes to storage rooms.
Like storage wars, he goes and buys storage rooms.
He does it on YouTube.
Pretty cool.
I think he got another phone call after he posted that.
100%.
Because his language, verbiage, and voice, tonality,
everything changed.
Two more calls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The first one was the offer. I'm going to give you 50, and voice, tonality, everything changed. Two more calls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The first one was the offer.
I'm gonna give you 50.
I'm gonna give you 10.
I'll give you 10.
I'll give you 10.
He wanted 50.
I'm gonna give you the stuff back.
I'll give you 10.
And he said, nah, 50.
Nah, 50.
No, first he said he wanted him.
Give me an AP.
Give me an AP watch.
And then, nah, give me 50.
Are you gonna get an AP?
Appropriate pumbling.
That's what the second call was
Yo, you live at
Wow. No, no.
Yo, you live at...
Da da da da da da.
He sent his address, his family.
That's it, that's it.
So then he put the second video out
where he gave the Grammy back.
Very polite.
Very polite.
Not only was he extremely polite,
he had the security there, task force,
the people that worked in the building,
the doorman. It was at the police station.
Yeah, it looked like the police station.
Yeah, they were at the police station.
I think he said. What a pussy.
Had his phone out.
Hey, I just want y'all to know that it's, look.
I gave it back.
It's in one piece.
Nothing's been done with it.
Here you go.
And they shook him up.
Yeah, what about them clothes?
The Roddy want the clothes?
He's like, no, no, no.
I said nothing about the clothes.
I just brought the Grammy down.
I only have the Grammy.
Please, just one please.
Please don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me.
Wow. So yeah, most of you content niggas be pussy, man. Grammy pleases and one please please don't hurt me please don't hurt me so
yeah yo most of you content niggas be pussy man I ain't gonna lie I ain't gonna
lie bring back the days a game chasing my man down with the camera in one hand
and beating ass with these niggas fucking chumps and narrate all you niggas want to do is walk
in the CBS and lean over some muscle bound nigga to get
something.
I saw that.
Yeah, and then when he hit me, I was like, it's a prank, it's a prank, it's a prank.
It's yo, everybody ain't on your prank rules, bitch ass nigga.
They was just shooting in one of them shits.
Nigga jumped out the car, he had a banger on him, he was like, what?
And this man was over there with the camera, he like, yo bro, put that fucking, bop, bop,
put the fucking camera down.
Like, anybody in with the prank,
anybody not playing that shit, nigga?
Hey, you niggas need to go to karate class.
No, for real, y'all just playing around out there.
Nah, that shit ain't no joke.
It is crazy.
Come on, Dre.
All right.
I mean, do we have a take on this?
I mean, there's no takes.
No, no, no.
Shout out to Roddy Rich, friend of the show.
He got his Grammy back.
And shout out to Storage Wars, it's a great show.
And shout out to niggas that could get their Grammy back.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Got that cleared up quick.
And the niggas that got their chains back.
Hey, some of y'all got your chains back, man.
One they had to pay.
Went on a quick little one city tour.
Are you gonna pay for the chain?
What do you do in that instance?
Depending on how much it is, I'll pay for it.
You paid a quarter million for your chain.
Yeah, I paid to get it back.
Niggas caught, yeah, niggas 150 on the walk.
Send 50 grand right now, we'll bring the chain back.
Well, sometimes it depends.
I'm asking you, you got insurance?
I just made a dangerous situation.
Yeah, it depends on who took the chain, who it is.
It depends on your image.
It depends, yeah, and what my niggas saying.
You tough, you tough.
Do I have insurance on this chain?
No, no, no, I got insurance on it.
I'm talking about to these rap niggas though.
You got insurance on your chain, it's not your rap.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Not just that, if you got insurance on a chain. Still gonna not your rep. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Not just that, if you got insurance on your chain.
Still gonna take, yeah.
What are you talking about?
I'm gonna pay it, they gonna pay me out the claim,
if I paid 250 for the chain.
Of course I got the appraisal to say it's worth 300.
Of course.
So now they gonna give me my $300, 300,000,
and I could go buy my chain back from a nigga for 50?
Where's the loss?
Good plan.
That might be insurance fraud though.
No, not really.
Prove it, that I got it back from Kit Kat.
I mean, he's-
Fuck it, he's gonna be like, yeah.
A lot of niggas pick-
You know niggas be up here just lying, man.
A lot of niggas pay for their chains, Joe.
I'm talking about the hit that your reputation takes
and what happens after that.
When a nigga sells you your chain back,
they may not ever tell any fucking way. it already went online the internet know already everybody
that you bought your chain back
but how they know you bought it back?
I'm not buying my chain back
you know what niggas do when they get your chain they go right on there and start putting their video up and all that
my question was how do they know you ain't just go buy another chain versus buying it back from the nigger
cause homeboy still has the chain
they don't
joe it's some street n nigga that's non-descript.
Nobody, he ain't like he popping on the social.
He's popping because he has your chain.
That's why he's popping, bro.
Now, we've seen no session.
Your chain is the only reason he's popping.
Dog, he gonna post this shit on socials
and start tagging blogs and shit.
Word star.
And somebody's gonna pick it up and it's going to go.
This happens every time. Rest in peace Q.
Got it. Yeah, come on happens every time got it now what?
So now that that goes on for a week or two. I bought my chain back two weeks later that guy ain't no social media
Darling that story goes away. I got my chain. I got some insurance money back
That's the only reason it went away though. Why could you pay to get it back?
No, or even got it back even if you didn't pay to get it back,
nobody gonna keep watching that shit
for months and months and months, it's not concept.
Yeah, but your career changes.
Some nigga build on who you are.
Your career changes.
Your career's gonna change regardless, bro.
That's not true.
That's not true.
All right, y'all not being realistic.
What's the solution?
You track niggas down and snatch them.
You gotta track them down and get your chain back
without no money. I'm gonna give you an example.
I'm gonna give you an example.
The YBN dude, the one that got his chain snatched in the Bronx, and they cut him for it.
The one that J Prince was calling on.
And they called J Prince.
They called J Prince.
Again, it depends on the image you're putting out.
Because he wasn't putting out that type of image, it was okay for J Prince to go get
the chain back for him.
It was okay for these things.
He didn't really take a hit.
Now, if you one of them dudes who walk around
like it can't happen to me,
I'm the toughest nigga in America, that type of thing,
and they get your chain, now you're taking a hit.
So now it's damage control.
How do you handle it?
It's damage control.
Niggas try to reach out right away
before the nigga could go live
so I could buy my shit back so it stays quiet
and nobody knows it's happened.
Yeah, that happens a lot too. Yeah, and a lot of, quiet. And nobody knows this happened. Yeah, he's right.
That happens a lot too.
Yeah, and a lot of, yeah.
And you have the other side of that,
of you know, a friend of the show.
If you had the chance, go do it.
A lot of niggas go.
You get the other side of that,
a friend of the show, not trying to take a shot at him,
but what happened with Berg,
when they took the Transformer chain.
That's still a punchline in hip hop today.
Gotcha.
That damaged him so bad that he changed his name.
And he had to go do a whole, one of the biggest
and best rebrands to have, like this, Shalda Berg.
But, it's haunted.
It can, you know what I'm saying?
It can hurt you, depending on...
It happens a lot. Like, like Park said,
a lot of niggas buy their chain back.
And on top of that, niggas also build a career
off of robbing niggas to take their chain.
So when it says, don't go away, it would not go away,
because now the nigga got your chain,
he's wearing it, he's doing blogs and this,
so that shit lasts for about,
all right, somebody close this up.
Two months.
Yeah.
Two months.
If you want your chain back, buy your chain, man.
I'm not buying no nigga.
I'm not giving no nigga money after you just robbed me.
I'll take, I'm sorry.
Game is the game?
Niggas understand that, man.
That's part of the cost of doing business.
I'm calling it State farm, that's it
That's the only motherfucker. I'm talking about change nigga
I come from last decade when the iPhones was popping and these little goofballs used to be online at 7 in the morning at
The mall and boys roll right up
Hey AP
Give me them iPhones. Yeah, they was doing that with speakers. Yeah
PlayStation
Started jacket killing niggas in DC over
Jordans and uh
What's the other shit that the DC niggas phones phone posits? Yeah, it's killing eggs
Mmm, I remember when they was getting killed over the eight ball jackets out here too.
Yep.
Yeah, I remember that.
DC claimed Foamposites.
Oh yeah.
I didn't say that.
The Midwest niggas is trying to claim Air Force Ones.
Yeah, I saw that.
They bought out their money.
We ain't gotta talk about it.
Yeah.
But they are trying to claim Air Force Ones
away from New York.
J.Y. was killing them niggas online about it.
He was.
Okay, in other news, in other news.
What's this here?
Kendrick Lamar has been named Person of the Year
by Time Magazine.
I never know, the Time Magazine had a Person of the Year.
Yes they do, they do it every year.
They do it every year.
They've always had one.
Around this time of year.
Shout out to them.
Yeah, I think you took yourself out the runnings.
Yeah, I did.
I won't say that. Words have power. I'll be Person of the Year next year., I did. I won't say that.
Words have power.
I'll be person of the year next year.
There you go.
Talk that shit, Blit.
Talk that shit more.
Yeah.
It's not about me, about Kendrick, yeah.
Persons of the year.
I see what you did.
Kendrick.
Time man of the year.
We were about to get into, he announced his tour.
Is that real?
Is that real?
Because it's not.
I don't see it nowhere else.
This one's nowhere.
OK.
That seems like a stretch to me. got mail we told you about communicating with fans
that's rolling man you got caught up again then you want to come here and say I'm well read
Kendrick Lamar let's get to some real news Kendrick Lamar, let's get to some real news. Kendrick Lamar announced a tour.
Stadium tour.
Stadium tour.
Very important.
Yeah.
With SZA.
I wanna hit the round of applause button
and then I wanna toss to ICE to tell me why
that distinction is so important to make.
Let's hit the applause button for Mr. Kendrick Lamar.
Absolutely.
We'll give y'all 90 minutes of Kendrick and Drake free content.
But now it's time to get to the money maker, man.
We're here now.
We're here now.
All right.
Why is that an important distinction to make, Freeze?
Well, one, it's not many rappers that can do a stadium tour,
even with support.
Like, it's a very short list.
It's a different world from an arena tour.
So just the fact that he's pulled off a stadium tour is commendable.
It's a very, very, very short list.
Eminem, Travis Scott.
Beyonce, obviously rappers, rappers, Drake, Kanye.
Drake can't do a stadium tour.
Really?
Yes, really.
I mean, why you think that?
Not discounting right now, but.
No, period.
Why hasn't he done one?
I don't mean he can't, because he did.
You kind of can.
You do if you can, but because of the money.
I just thought he could.
I thought Drake was kind of the bottom, like the little dog.
Jay-Z can't do a stadium tour.
That's true. That's true.
That's true.
Rappers, it's hard.
Kendrick, you see, he had to go,
Eminem did a stadium tour with Rihanna.
Again, stadium seats are different.
We talk about an arena that holds 17, 18,000 to a stadium,
depending on how the stage is done,
anywhere from 50 to 80,000 people a stadium depending on how the stage is done anywhere from
50 to 80 thousand people that's crazy
Hmm, it's it's it's apples and oranges. So when somebody say stadium tour, it's a big deal
So it's like a 20 21 city stadium tour next year
How did they predict that he will sell out the stadium tour? What do they gauge this off of?
Because he could just do the tour.
I mean, I said SZA, right?
You said he was doing it with SZA?
Yeah.
But how do we know that he's going to put ads in seats?
Well, if they didn't think he wouldn't put ads in seats,
they would have had him at an arena tour.
They wouldn't have took it up the stadium.
It's a projection. They're projecting that.
Yeah, that's any tour.
All tours are projections.
All tours are projections.
No, I got it, I got it.
How many tour dates is it?
21?
21, something like that.
I'm not gonna say that Drake is not,
what are we talking about, stadium?
Stadium tours.
Stadium act.
Let's deal with facts.
He hasn't done one yet.
That's it. That's it.
That's what I would be.
The nigga did six shows straight at Madison Square Garden.
I don't know what it looks like
if he tries to do a stadium tour, one, and two,
I don't know that he's just trying to circumvent
the fees that come along with stadium tours.
I don't know.
Again, above my pay grade.
But it is a flex that Kendrick is doing stadium tours one
and doing the stadium in Toronto.
June 12th.
June 12th.
The biggest venue in Toronto that Drake has never done.
The Roger Center.
Roger Center.
What's that, where the Argonauts play?
Who the hell are the Argonauts?
You a fucking Argonaut.
Who the fuck is that?
What the hell?
You gotta flex on us.
Is that where you're at?
Little Mel don't know who the Argonaut is.
No, that's where the Raptors play.
No, it's not.
No?
No.
You just beat my girl.
Yo, Mel just beat my girl.
This is my girl, girl.
You just have been blending in your whole life.
Who the fuck plays there?
What a fucking cameo you are.
The Toronto Blue Jays play there.
Oh, gotcha.
Really?
Yes.
That's the Roger Center.
Yes, Matt Kemp never played for the Toronto Blue Jays.
That was great. Yeah, drink. That was great. Go ahead.
She don't care about that.
I don't care.
I thought they replaced, okay never mind.
What do we think that's going to be? Anything?
I'm sick of it. I want to go back to talking about Kendrick with Kendrick and Drake with Drake.
I'm tired of the conversations intermingling now.
Everything's got to be related
And then that brings in Stan culture from both sides which I'm sick of I'm just sick of that
I'm very tired of now mind you if y'all if it's gonna stay like that, then I'm down. It's
Bro, it's staying like that. This is
It's gonna be big and pop Jay and Nas to an extent. Yeah. Yeah, they point. This is way worse than Hov and Nas.
No, but I'm just saying in terms of...
We need to have the internet then.
You can't say one name without the other being born into this.
This might be the worst one ever.
Yeah, the internet's the time to stand.
Stand culture.
Well, second.
Second.
Yeah, second.
I got Biggie and Pac first.
Of course.
Obviously.
They both died.
Yes.
Yeah.
But it's 1B.
Yeah, I think when Jay and Nas was going at it
They said Sam niggas was leaving a jobs
I remember this niggas left a job and was sitting outside in the cars
Because flexing them said they had some new jay-z shit niggas in a car like outside corporate America me and my man sitting in the car
I'm mad as hell. I'm sad by the radio for super word
corporate America, me and my man sitting in the car like. Now I'm mad as hell I sat by the radio for Super Ugly.
Word, I'm mad about it.
Cause they promoted it like it was a new song,
yo he gave it in the studio, they did a new song,
they said Irv Gotti produced it,
like they was just bigging it up and it was like,
or somebody huge produced it, it was like word.
The internet, it was a mixtape.
Kendrick Haddall and gang members on stage
and Drake shot a Steve Lacey.
Smart.
Yeah.
How do we know Steve Lacey and a gang member?
Listen, from the eye test, he took what appeared to be
the easiest target.
I thought you knew.
I thought you knew I wanted you.
Do you want me?
Shout out to Steve Lacey, man.
Steve Lacey's fine I think I made a fucking
Get some nigga to suck my dick anthem. Yeah
What the fuck is wrong with you? What he did?
They looking for a slap when they're trying to bag
They looking for they slap when they trying to bag this nigga. Drop.
Drop.
Hey.
Watch me do my stuff.
What?
Them niggas be in the bag.
Forget it.
What show y'all going to?
Jersey?
I want to hit one of these LA shows, man.
I want to hit one of these J. Cole niggas.
Hey, Cole, what's up, man? Come on. Let us in. I want to hit one of these LA shows man. I want to hit one of these J Cole niggas
See they had a hundred fifty thousand people in queue for the tickets. I saw I wasn't in there But it didn't get you to pocket watch a little bit. Oh shit. Wait a minute. Wait a minute
Wait a minute. Wait a minute because I a minute, wait a minute. Because in order to get the.
I got season tickets to the Knicks.
Oh, you might get a little special pass.
I get perks.
But the tickets.
Is that a Knick game?
The tickets were available to people
that subscribed to the podcast.
I thought that you would have pocket watched.
I don't.
I pocket watch different from y'all.
I stop once people get to a certain level
and then start just trying to ask the questions
of how.
J. Cole has passed the point of pocket watching.
You can't pocket watch him.
True.
It's gone.
It's gone already.
He's out of here.
He's way out of here.
That podcast is doing some numbers for him though.
That's all I'm saying.
He's smoking that shit.
Yeah, it's great.
It's a great listen.
And you know what he reminded people of and we'll get back to Kendrick and his ex.
He's just the most likable dude
Yeah, he's also relatable. He's the part of the fucking big three
What a great way to remind people that I'm likable
I just didn't know do that didn't want to do that ain't me if you are killing me for it fine
But I'm never gonna speak on I'm just gonna go on with my life. It's so North Carolina
He taught he taught hope to not order steaks. Well done apparently but I'm never gonna speak on it. I'm just gonna go on with my life. That is so North Carolina. Am I right?
He taught Hov to not order steaks well done apparently.
Is what I learned. He said that?
Yes.
If Jay-Z was ordering steaks well done,
I'll never look at him the same.
Me either.
Apparently he was.
At the time he met Cole, he was taking care of the steaks.
That's the part that's going on.
Right.
Cole might be lying on Hov.
Maybe.
Don't lie on Hov, Cole.
Don't do that.
Cole might be trying to get his shit off.
We don't know the nature of that relationship.
Nobody eats that red shit, bro. Like, come on. Actually, everybody. Don't do that. Cole might be trying to get his shit off. We don't know the nature of that relationship.
Nobody thinks he's that red shit, bro.
Like, come on.
Actually, everybody does.
Nobody thinks that red shit.
If Jay-Z, Jay-Z, Sean Carter.
He's still a Brooklyn nigger.
He ain't out in the world.
No.
Sean Carter, no.
He's not.
He's not a what?
Not anymore.
He's a billionaire.
He's fucking sophisticated.
Jay-Z's a Brooklyn nigger in the heart, man.
I didn't even know he ate meat still, Paul.
Jay-Z calling niggas...
I mean, this was years ago.
Yeah, that nigga's be...
Yeah, this was before he hired the chef to take care of his diet.
I refuse to believe at the time he met J. Cole, he was still eating.
Yeah, well, I'm not rolling.
He said, yo, you can't eat your steak like that.
And he said, God!
Yo, you made how much money?
You can't eat that kind of steak no more.
Everything well done nigga.
What are we talking about buddy?
But then he started getting medium rare apparently.
He learned.
Right, this shit is disgusting.
It's uncivilized.
Eating the blood is civilized.
That's not blood.
That's not blood.
You saying that is uncivilized.
Yeah.
The taste of it is, I just had seen- I've seen niggas eat rare steak.
It's not blood.
You do medium or medium rare?
So what is it?
The steak I had.
It's not blood.
Medium.
It's just pink.
Don't say that no more.
It's not blood.
Just say you like your shit how you like it.
Yo, listen.
Yeah, y'all like tires.
That's cool.
And Puerto Rico, I tried it.
That shit is disgusting.
That taste is nasty. That's disgusting.
The taste of it is nasty.
Did you put ketchup on it?
No.
Just tastes nasty.
Some shit like Miracle Whip.
Right.
Mustard.
That pink shit.
Some just obscure and obnoxious stuff.
It's a wild shit.
It's a wild shit.
Barbecue sauce.
I don't need to do that.
What's that shit, Peter Luger?
I don't need to do that.
I'm just saying, like, well done is what it is. A lot of niggas eat well done. That's that. What if they say Peter Luger? I don't need to do that. I'm just saying like well done is what it is.
Lot of niggas eat well done, that's it.
Yeah, they immature.
Yeah, you give your own audience to this audience.
That's why I like you, so.
No, I hate when niggas get like,
I just hate that, man.
Like nigga, like it's okay.
Well done steak.
Wow.
It's a combination of water and myoglobin, if you want to.
Yeah, we good.
Not blood.
Not blood.
Not blood, bitch.
It's okay.
Oh, man.
Thank you, Isha.
You're pissing Isha off.
These niggas is crazy.
I ain't gonna say nothing.
Y'all got it.
Cole also said that he was at one of the functions, him and Ebe and Future and Drake was there
and they're really close.
So they all got together and they was talking,
having a good old time, exchanging jokes,
laughing and shit, having the time of their lives.
And then Hove got there and he's seeing them all together
and he walked over to them and he was like,
oh, give them one.
Talking about Drake should give Cole a hit.
And then he walked off.
And left so disrespectful.
Yo, Holes a asshole.
And hilarious.
That's funny.
But I ain't foul though.
That's foul.
Of course it's foul.
Cole hadn't had a hit yet.
That was part of the problem with that.
They were still trying to find that one hit.
Yeah, exactly.
Give him one.
Yo, give him one.
I didn't leave?
Yeah, nigga.
I ain't even talking to you niggas.
Yo, give him one.
Did you listen to the episode with all the no ID beats that he rapped on?
Tears of Joy was a J Cole song.
Stay by Nas was a J Cole song.
There's another one too.
I think it was a Luda record or something around that time.
If he had Tears of Joy, what happened?
He rapped on it, he played it.
And what happened?
It wasn't Tears of Joy, but it was still fire.
How did he lose it?
He didn't want it.
He didn't pick it.
He said that at the time, he didn't really,
he made all his own beats, I guess, at the time,
and his manager or whatever,
I don't think it was Ebo, someone else,
I think it was Mark Pitts actually said,
yo, if you want these beats, you gotta pay no ID. Shout out to Mark Pitts, shout out to Mark Pitts. And he was like, oh, I didn't realize I was even someone else. I think it's mark pits actually said you know if you want these beats you got To pay no ID shout to mark pits out and he was like I didn't realize I had to do that
He didn't want to pull a trigger on that yet
So he was still looking for the hits like we just said and he didn't think those songs were hits necessarily
I heard about that uh that EP they were talking about putting out with Kendrick him oh
Big Sean
Hold on I'm sorry I don't remember I didn't get maybe I didn't get to that while you while you do that Oh, Big Sean and I think it was me.
Hold on, I'm sorry.
I don't remember.
I didn't get, maybe I didn't get to that episode.
While you do that,
Hove is very blunt.
He is very to the point.
Yeah, Meek Mill and Big Sean and J. Cole.
And maybe has some sociopathic tendencies
that nobody knows about, I don't know.
Just amazing sarcasm.
And this was even before.
Is it sarcasm though, if I really want?
No, but I remember one time it was Howard Holm coming.
This was before he was like Jay-Z.
And they was at this spot,
and it was like some hood shit, Howard Holm coming.
Drug dealer convention.
And he walked up to the security dudes and the manager
and was like, yo, who's the manager here?
And he's like, yeah, I just want to ask a question
about security.
And he's like, oh, you're having the manager.
He's like, I just want to be clear,
you're doing a horrible job.
Like horrible, horrible job.
And just walked away and it was just like,
me and my man was sitting there like,
yo, this thing is nuts.
Like, yo, you mean it, but who says that I appreciate that
I respect the bloods
I tell the so what story all the time
Get him one yo
Yeah, the so what story
I tell the so what story all the time up here it was life-changing
What's the so what story?
When he fucking
Because I don't say he dissed me, because maybe he didn't, and he might be listening.
When he utilized my first single, Beat, said things that could sound like it was a diss,
called and asked me if he could use it on the mix tape, not him personally, but his
people, and then years later when the first iteration, second iteration of the podcast
was going, we saw him at One of the I Want to Say, one of the Hen the first iteration, second iteration of the podcast was going,
we saw him at one of the, I want to say,
one of the Henny Palooza, one of the Doucet Palooza.
We saw him.
A Webster.
And we approached him and was like,
yeah man, that fucking, the diss, you know what I mean?
When you took my beat, my biggest single,
you changed the whole trajectory of my career.
It was like, so what?
I changed the whole trajectory of my career. It was like, so what?
And we all had a big laugh, and that was it.
But I went home and internalized it, so what?
Made you a better person?
I think so.
Because at the end of the day, he's right.
Mm-hmm.
Ain't no, that's your view on shit now.
Well, my view on shit before,
I just didn't feel good when it was done to me.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But he's right.
This nigga's crazy.
So what?
Who gives a, but what happened?
Yeah.
It's all right.
I left there and was like,
that guy's, fuck him.
Fuck him.
Fuck him. Fuck him.
I mean, every time to that point, so it don't matter.
But it's just how you say sir, that he don't give up.
Fuck, he don't give up, fuck.
Give me that beefoo.
Was he wrong?
No.
To say that to Drake while Drake is next to,
Drake had given him, Drake was Drake.
And Drake had given him, kinda in the morning.
In the morning, in the morning.
That ain't one.
That ain't one.
That ain't what he was asking for.
That ain't what Jay-Z was asking him to do.
He was asking for him to give Coach.
I'm on one.
I feel so cold.
I'm on one, yeah.
I've been giving that off dead.
I ain't felt this way since I was 18.
I'm on one.
Yeah, give me one of them.
It's on one, hotline bling something.
Give me a more more on one.
Give me a Marvin from anything, niggas. Hitted in the morning is one of them. Small ones, hot lot of bling. Give me a more, more, more. Give me a Marvin's or anything, niggas.
Hit it in the morning is one of my joints.
I mean, if y'all cool.
Jodeci Freestyle is my joint.
If I walk over there and see y'all cool
and he the hit maker, oh shit y'all.
Yo, give him one.
Yeah, give him one.
He need one.
Look him out.
That's your man?
Oh.
Nah, he played the shit out of him though. No, he didn't. You could have walked over like, yo, why don't y'all collab, man? Y'all put something together. Yo, give him out. That's your man? Oh. Nah, he played the shit out of him though.
No he didn't.
You could have walked over like,
yo why don't y'all collab man?
Y'all put something together.
Yo, give him one.
And he's walking, walking.
No, not with a nigga.
I would walk over to the crowd.
Whole problem is, I mean, he's a billionaire,
so maybe it ain't a problem.
But when he was running Def Jam,
that was a lot of the artist sentiment.
Like, yo dog, you are an artist.
So you gotta feel some of this shit we saying.
And you're like, not really.
Not really, I ain't an artist no more.
I'm over here now.
I really don't have to feel none of that shit y'all saying
because I'm over here.
No.
And I didn't come in, like y'all are, y'all are men like y'all.
I was never over here.
I was never where you was at.
I wanna not speak so much for Hov.
I wanna focus on Cole and then we'll get back to Kendrick.
The competitor in Cole is supposed to feel the way.
He's supposed to feel the way. Don't do that to me in front of him.
That's my peer.
Right, yeah.
You son of a.
That's my classmate.
We came in at the same time.
That don't make us peers.
Well, we also do different shit though.
Tell me privately, I'm signed to you.
You're right.
Tell me privately that I should use
my artist to artist relationship
to try to get a joint.
Don't embarrass me in front of the dude
early in the career.
Exactly.
I disagree.
Well, we could just be cool enough where,
yo, nigga, that's your man?
Help your man out nigga
that's how we talk in the hood I don't think Cole felt that way. We not in the hood we
not in the hood we still use hood tag. We in trillion dollar business I know and we all come
from the bottom and so we have a rapport at the end. I'm done with that one too I'm done
with we all come from the bottom everybody in that equation didn't
come from the bottom. Drake didn't.
The bottom can't be something that's subjective. We come from the bottom.
Don't do that in front of-
A lot of people say we didn't come from the bottom.
Nobody says that.
That's not true.
Who says that?
What's the bottom?
Your mother.
If my mother gets to talking about her origins
and how I came to be on this earth, it's the bottom.
I'm talking about you.
You said we all come from the bottom.
Your mother would beg you.
The fact that I didn't come from the bottom
is a testament to what my mother did from the bottom.
That's what I said.
You said we all come from the bottom.
You included yourself.
And I'm saying that that's relative.
Cause some niggas that didn't have no house
and no heat and no food,
will say yo nigga, you didn't come from the bottom, you always had a refrigerator.
You don't know what the bottom is.
I...
No, I don't like him.
That's the truth, honestly.
No, because I make sense.
That's the truth.
No, because you make sense in like reasonable, ideal circumstances, and I've known you long
enough to know that you wouldn't respond that way
If you make songs and your best friend or your one of your better friends in hip-hop is
Slapping them out the park even if you felt like you needed one you would not want the head of your label to do that To you and not in public. No, it depends on the report that I have with the head of the label
Clearly the head of the label like my big brother. the head of the label like he's my big brother.
Yeah.
Cole felt some type of way he's telling us.
That's why he's telling the story.
Oh, it's just a funny story and I'm a podcaster now
and I know it's going to be compelling content.
It ain't funny because he never gave me one.
It ain't funny because he never attempted to give me one.
And outside of that I'm so committed to needing one.
There was rumors of a Cole, no you did not.
How didn't he?
He's labeled as the big three, he's rich now. No, you did not. How did he? He's labeled as the big three.
He's rich now.
No, he's labeled as three.
All right.
And for some people that's content with him.
It seems like he's content with that.
Cole keep telling you he don't want number one.
He seems to be content with that.
In terms of what that big three should mean.
He's saying that today.
Today.
Back then workout plan happened yeah that other record
my shit I love that can't get again just go whatever that shit I love that
enough I love can't get enough I absolutely love can't get enough but he
don't make that if he's not trying to get one he was trying to get one he
the more episodes of the podcast is talking about him trying to get one yo yo
that's that but that could also be.
Yo, everybody that come in early from the restroom.
That could be the label making me do that back then.
That could be I used to be true to myself.
Yo, I hate to break it to you.
You have to, if you're going through the major label system,
you have to succumb to that.
Yeah, listen, it's in the podcast.
You guys haven't listened to it,
so I'm gonna try to sum it up. But he was having conversations with hove and other people in the industry and he was on some know
I'll just make a classic record. I don't care about hits
I'll do that later
But then he would go to parties and see or nothing
He was talking about he went to see a hove tour or something like that and saw all these records
He was like, oh no shit. I do want to hit I need to find a hit
And so he spent the next fucking however many years trying to get a hit
He don't become who he's become
without beating the hit game.
He beat it.
He did beat it.
He made enough to go where he was trying to go.
But Drake never gave him one.
I don't know that they ever tried to make one.
But shit, I'm carrying that professionally and personally
if it's me.
If it's me.
I'm not hugging niggas on stage.
I'm not doing all of that.
Depending on who Cole is,
Jay-Z's comment could have been why I don't even wanna try
to get one from him now.
Don't tell me that public, now I'm gonna go do it.
Or I might have tried it my way.
You might have tried to get me something
I didn't like him.
You might have gave me some sure-fied shit.
Like we hear all the time, like you just said,
he had this beat, he had that beat, he had this, he had that.
Drake might've sent him some shit like,
yo, I want you on this.
I think, eh, all right, fuck it.
Let me go get such-a-such and put him on it now.
Or it could just be, I'm not about to have my success
attached to my peer like that.
No, I don't want the hit from him.
I'm gonna get there on my own.
It might take me long. I might not reach that peak, but you're not gonna be able to say you only got here cuz he did it right no sure
I'll take that
It can be also is still nice to have a line to us one of the greatest hit makers of all time
While he's doing hits for other people and try to get one. Well he's done. I mean shit. He's still got the line to him
No, well, they got the hit
What's it first person shooter with number one? Oh?
That ain't it. Well, that's about to say yeah
Technically technically hit it is definitely by definition of hit it is a who's out I'm drinkin
You're right
Give me one feature. It's got a feature hit. Please.
I don't want it.
Or I don't want it.
I'm the only nigga that ever said to do keep your hook.
Okay, idiot.
Stupid.
That's dumb.
Wait, a hook from Drake?
Yes.
You gave back a Drake hook?
No, I never received a Drake hook.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Like, because you didn't want it?
I didn't want it.
I feel like there's something missing.
Why don't you just say it?
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. A hook from Drake? Yes. You gave back a Drake hook? No, I never received a Drake hook.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Like, because you didn't want it?
I didn't want it.
I feel like it's something Mr. Fisztorik is not making sense of.
Why didn't you want it?
It's not the type of record I wanted to make with him.
I wanted him to tap in his rap bag.
You wanted interest?
I didn't want to hit.
I wasn't chasing hits at that point in my career.
My career was rap shit.
So if I get with the certified hit maker, I want to put him in my world, I want to rap.
Like rap.
The second you get to la la la la la,
then it's going to make it look like it's something
that I didn't want it to be.
Stupid.
Stupid for sure.
Or J. Cole.
So why couldn't Cole have the same sentiment?
Yeah.
Stupid.
Or not.
Look at where he landed.
Again, Cole sounds consent. nobody's turned down a hit just like he said about money.
I said that if the dude sends me to record with the hook on it,
I'm a girl. I might keep it.
Cause then you look at it. Well, then you look at it.
I also caught him before his entire run too though.
I caught him twice.
I caught him twice.
I caught him right off comeback season in my space days
when me and you was yai yai yai.
And then I caught him at Bernice Burgos birthday party
in Star Wars.
I was there too.
After he was, you was with me.
What happened to us?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? At the, at the, at the us? What? Yo what?
At the, at the, at the, at the what?
Yo, yo, yo
Where did it change?
He's right there, he's right there bro
He's not there no more, not no more
It's just like a white girl that came between
Yo come on man
No, don't say that
That does it, you think it's him?
Yes it's him, Yeah, this is him.
He's just grown up, man.
His whole ideology changed, man.
Nigga matured on me, right?
Yeah.
That's why I don't fuck with y'all today.
What?
You the one that's immature, nigga.
Listen, man, y'all are right.
What's for you, what it is what it is to be,
and what's for you is,
and will be for you no matter what.
So they all.
But you just said the second time you caught him,
you caught him at Bernice and what happened?
That was the conversation I'm talking about
when I was like, I don't want the hook,
I don't want it, I don't want none of that.
Just rap.
What did he say?
Well, he's the one who offered it.
Yeah man, I'm rap man, let me do the hook too.
All that phony nigga shit that nigga be doing.
Got you.
Hey yo. Then I went to the producer. I was like, we got, we are outta here. to do the hook to him, and all that phony nigga shit that nigga be doing. Got you. Ayo.
Then I went to the producer, I was like,
we got, we are outta here.
Never came.
You never said no?
No, no, no, no.
Why would you?
I'm not saying you're a solider, you're a touchy.
So hold on, listen.
That's how he did Cole.
He did Cole and Joe buttoned his ass.
Well, not really.
He got a Jodeci freestyle.
Do you think?
No, I'm sorry, no, go ahead, go ahead. Do you think Drake's
narrative is that you that you'd be hard on him because you didn't get the hook?
Maybe. I don't think it's that. I don't think it's because of the hook. I don't think that's what it is. I don't think I got nothing to do with the hook. I don't think that's what it is.
I think he, Drake might think Joe was hard on him because he, like he said in the
one record, he became,
it's out of jealousy. It's pure jealousy. Like I'm better than you, I rap better than you, like
basically who you are is almost like Joe's DNA is in him, pause. I pause you. Just in terms of the
type of rapper, type of rap styles that he does, yet Drake has achieved a level of success in rap that Joe
never touched. So he might look at it as, you know, you're just envious. It's what people say.
Southstar achieved a level of success that Joe never touched.
It's kind of the LL Cool J thing.
Tell me what you think is going on. Tell me what you think is going on.
You think, I'm gonna ask you,
you're a rap nigga, you think that Drake rap better than him?
No.
You don't think Drake raps better than Joe?
Just rap? No.
Rap better. We're not talking about the hooks and all.
Drake don't think he raps better than Joe Biden.
We're trying to go to shadow.
Check lock. Check lock.
Hey, write me down, man.
Hey, write me down. I'm getting out of this. You want to just have a flag for one?
I'm getting out of this.
I'm going to ask you a question, because you're a historian
when it comes to this.
I am not, stop saying that.
I'm almost done.
You're good.
To your knowledge, because when I do my research,
I see that Drake saw the nigga, he looked up to the nigga,
he said all this shit.
And I'm like, damn, nigga, Joe was really that nigga
at one point in my head, you know what I mean?
During my, during my assistant.
So what did you,
damn, homie, high schooler, you was with.
Right.
From your perspective, like, where did you see it?
Where did I fall off?
Where you fell off, right?
You didn't fall off, where did it go downhill
between them, between them, not that rant.
It's okay, you can say it.
Views rant.
That rant?
Views.
Views rant.
So, that means Joe would be the one
that would be in the wrong, right?
Because.
Depends on how you look at it.
If you look at Joe as you my man, you cool,
I gave you all this credit,
I followed my style after you at some point in my career,
I said it and then Joe goes on.
It's like if you look.
And Joe goes on and shits on his album
or whatever Joe did, then Drake has every
right to feel the way he feels and to act funny to Joe because Joe wouldn't like if
somebody did that to him, a nigga that you could, unless we are actually putting more
salt, putting ketchup on the spaghetti sauce by saying they're more cooler than we think
they are.
Your life gets a lot easier once you learn it.
Everybody's right. We's what I'm saying.
Patrick's letting you fuck with me.
We all gonna pretend ketchup on the spaghetti sauce,
man, just give it to me.
No, because it's tomato sauce, right?
So you wouldn't put ketchup on spaghetti sauce.
So it's just a saying.
It's a saying, yeah, you wouldn't put ketchup on it.
My cousin and cousin is good soup.
Yeah, cousin, yeah, that's what they said.
I'm so confused.
But then Joe, I just wanted to put together, I know you'll tell me. Nah, like I said, the, yeah, that's what they said. I'm so confused. But then Joe, Joe, yeah, I just wanted to put together,
actually I know you'll tell me.
Nah, like I said, the views rant is where it went left.
If you ask me, I think at one point Drake absolutely looked up to Joe.
And then when the person you look up to shits on you,
or shits on your product, your craft, whatever it is,
something that you put your hard work into, It's like, damn dog, you?
You?
Oh, all right, and now you start to rationalize.
Okay, well why are you shitting on me?
Oh, it's because you wish you got here.
That's why I asked you that question.
But usually when niggas do that,
it's like what if he had proof that Joe probably
tried to reach out to him beforehand?
Because you know, niggas,
we only respond to negativity, right?
Joe could have been reaching out to the nigga like,
yo, what's up, how you doing?
Nigga could have just not been responding,
or Joe could have been trying to,
yo, let's sit down and have a conversation,
but as soon as Joe do the views rant,
now nigga wanna pay attention,
as far as responding to that.
Well, once the views rant happened,
I'm not rapping no more.
Oh, got it, got it. And the other side too is.
But you could have wanted to do the interview with him, though, Joe.
But look.
Once I retired and got to Pardon,
I didn't give a fuck about none of that.
Oh, so you left your friendship with him in hip-hop?
I don't say friendship.
Sorry. I kept saying it.
I apologize. Rapport.
Once I retired,
I couldn't do this gig the way I'm supposed to do this gig if I was
still trying to maintain industry relationships.
Right.
Got it.
Relationship.
Got it.
I was no longer trying to do that.
So now some people will look at it like, yo.
You're a phony ass nigga.
It's people today that look at me like a phony ass nigga because I'll see them.
Offset said that shit a couple weeks ago.
Yo, this nigga's man fly when you talk to him and then he get on that pod and say some
shit.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah, no, facts.
The end. You still wrapped when views came up, by the way,
technically, when the views rank came up.
Really?
Yeah, because that's when you start, yeah.
Yeah.
That's when all the shit started after that.
Yeah.
Oh, but.
Because then he dissed you and then.
I kamikaze myself, though.
Yes.
Yeah, you did.
I knew I was on my way out.
I was done.
I was done. I'm leaving with a bang.
I'm leaving with a bang.
So this is how you just...
And close this out please.
I'm sorry.
Last question for me.
You just genuinely felt that way.
It wasn't any malicious.
It wasn't a situation where you reach out to the nigga before and he ignored you so now
you're gonna shit on him.
It wasn't from a hurt place.
It was just like, I genuinely feel like how I feel about this album.
It was just from the genuine space.
That was it?
Well here go the other, real quick, we done.
The main, like yo, you can praise a nigga
a million times on the pod.
Way to go.
Yeah.
He's only gonna hear that one time.
But when that one negativity piece goes viral,
it gets us here.
Got you.
On a different, speaking of rappers.
Yeah, well we wasn't done with Kendrick.
Yeah.
That's what I'm going back to.
Oh, thanks.
There we go.
When Kendrick goes to Toronto,
are we expecting fireworks, are we expecting drama,
are we expecting Drake to use his muscle to like shut down?
No, not with him.
I don't expect any of that.
I expect business as usual.
He gonna go, he gonna smoke that show.
Peopless. Really? Yeah. Peopless. I don't expect a go, he gonna smoke that show. Peopless.
Really, yeah.
Peopless.
I don't expect a thing to go wrong at that show.
I'm not saying it is, I'm just curious,
because I feel like everybody's gonna be looking at that zero
little thing.
Well, no, I mean, that is, people are asking about it
because we had what, Schoolboy Q?
Exactly.
We had-
They're saying Schoolboy Q,
and R&B singer too.
No, no, no, I'm just saying, there's been TDE acts,
or affiliate acts, that went on tour
but did not get to perform in Toronto.
This is different.
This is different.
This is totally different.
Dog, we are putting businesses in near that day.
We are selling alcohol this day.
Give them luxury box suites.
There's a bunch of other gates.
They're not letting us, yeah.
This is happening. Good, now that you've done it. My dude not letting this, yeah. This is happening.
Good, I'll tell you this is coming off of the Super Bowl.
Mm-hmm.
We not even announcing this if it can't happen.
This is happening.
But again, I don't think it'll be a people.
I don't even know that Drake would be in Toronto
or say anything about it.
I don't know.
I think it's business as usual.
Again, I just think that Kendrick,
when he went up to that whiteboard
with whoever he was there with,
anything they wrote down has hit with 100% efficiency.
That's what I think.
And I think this is part of that.
Everything that's happened since all of this
is a part of just a great plan coming together
better than you could have scripted it.
I agree.
I agree.
Like he's put on, I keep saying it
every time he does something,
he's put on a true master class
and just shutting the fuck up
and letting the art and everything work.
Like Kendrick ain't on Instagram posting nothing.
He's not subbing.
He's not liking shit.
He's just dropping.
I drop music, I drop an album, I drop an announcement.
I drop this, I drop that.
I'm just working and getting out the way.
Which is what sometimes we say we wish a lot of other rappers did, like stop talking so much.
Yeah, rap. And just go rap. We miss the days when rappers felt something and went and
rapped about it. And that was that. If I have to think about Drake, it's not even
in relation to Kendrick, it's SZA. Oh. They do have some slaps. Is SZA going on
tour with Kendrick?
No matter what your relationship is,
this brings it right back to who side SZA's on.
She just said it publicly.
She was on the stage last week and was like,
yo, is TD over everybody?
And that is the person that he could have tapped
to go on a stadium tour with
If you would ask me that was that was the one
That's the thing when we go back to the stadium tour thing the people that
Drake would be able to get to go on a stadium tour with him. It's over with now. It's up Kanye
Travis
Rihanna
Weekend Kanye might have you catch me on a good day.
Can you trust it?
Can you trust it?
I'm saying you can't trust that shit.
Can you trust booking a tour with Kanye today?
No.
That shit gonna go over on Kelly.
I don't think he needs another mega-gap.
Yo, that was Mason the Crowd.
That shit gonna be back to both worlds.
Nigga pointed a beam at me from the crowd.
From the fucking third.
Yo, Jay-Z said nigga, who bringing a gun inside
Madison Square Garden?
No, no, nigga, he wasn't.
Who said that?
Jay-Z said, if the nigga pointed a gun at you,
you supposed to come tap me and be like,
yo, that nigga over there got a gun, look out too.
You just are not gonna say nothing?
No, he said who bringing a gun inside Madison Square Garden?
No, he, bro, the nigga said,
yo, you supposed to come over there and be like,
yo, nigga over there, son, he got the Tully.
Stay from over there.
But y'all, he said the nigga was in the upper level
with the gun.
I remember that.
From the stick.
All right, y'all old as hell.
Yeah, we old as hell.
We old as hell.
That was one, though.
That was crazy.
But yeah, I don't see there's anybody that he could even.
Pop Axe. Congratulations. Yeah, I don't see there's anybody that he could even... Pop Axe.
Congratulations.
Yeah, but I don't necessarily know
if he needs another Mega to go.
Bad Bunny can do stadiums by itself.
If I can do stadiums by myself,
I'm not partnering up with you to do a stadium tour.
Fair.
Although there's probably places where
them together would sell more than...
Is this a Live Nation thing?
Yes. More corporate wars live nation eating on both of them they don't they
don't his day on his new tour to that just announced that's the cloud we
should have got what great bad bunny missing that at that time oh and that
would have been never wanted him to me hit him two niggas. Jeez. Never would've hit him two niggas. That be a shit? Nah, I wouldn't mind washing the throne too.
Them $40 Hills will be spinning around
in circles with a Drake Bad Bunny project.
Yo, we might go buy Melodies.
Just that?
Just go out on release party?
Bring that old DJ back and go buy Melodies, nigga.
You crazy.
No, we wouldn't.
Romeo Santos done did 19 shows in New York
and we ain't been to one of them.
And it's the same effect.
Oh, it's three of them shit.
Parks went and had us.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yo, I might be with you.
I'm telling you.
That I think about it, I might be with you.
He's foul.
Me no speak it.
I ain't gotta speak it. I ain't got to speak it.
When Drake come on with Bad Bunny,
I'm going to speak at poquito.
Yo, this is crazy, bro.
What's wrong with this nigga?
This dope man.
I just think that that's Romeo Santos all over.
Yeah.
I would murder him.
Another one dance-slap.
Romeo Santos is like fucking, he's like one of the kings in New York.
Ain't Michael Jackson.
In New York.
We would just like to be.
Your roster's there.
Your roster's there.
This is funny.
Your roster's there.
You ain't come.
We just had this on Friday.
We leave here.
We go to the spot.
Oh wait, real quick.
Shouts out to Mel.
Why?
Mel was actually fun to hang out with.
I didn't think you'd be fun.
Oh, hey. I ain't gonna lie. Hey hang out with. I didn't think you was fun. Oh, hey.
I ain't gonna lie.
Hey, big Mel.
You were fun.
Mel was fun.
You fun when you're yourself.
Anyway.
So the DJ didn't get there yet.
Like we left straight from the pod.
DJ didn't get there yet.
Thirsty.
Hungry, actually.
Or just not hungry, just wanted to get a bite.
Yeah, so this nigga ate a whole tomahawk to the neck.
Yo, talk about Mel. I ate the o nigga ate a whole tomahawk to the neck. Yo, talk about Mel
I ate the oxtail that was yummy, right? But big juicy now didn't know who Romeo was I did not Huh? So we like what so then we started talking about the comparison of who Romeo is versus bad bunny bad bunny
He's bad bunny before bad bunny
That nigga was the bunny ranch
Who's Bad Bunny before Bad Bunny? That nigga was the Bunny Ranch.
Still is, still is.
Fuck is he talking about?
Not a was.
Not a was.
Not a was.
So we were trying to give a fair comparison,
there was Imani and I trying to give a fair comparison
of who Bad Bunny is in relation to who Romeo is.
And I'm like, yo, when the DJ come,
we gonna make him do a Romeo set.
Bad Bunny is Venom to Romeo, Santas, and Spider-Man.
Okay, none of that.
That's how I look at that.
Mike and Usher, Mike and Chris Brown.
And all of this in relation to your era would be Daddy Yankee times 2 million.
And that's not to sleep with Daddy Yankee.
No, no, no.
Daddy Yankee was another one.
Yes, he was. He was another one. That was another one. Yes he was. Yes he was.
He was another one.
Yes, he was.
And Sean Paul.
You took the words out of my mouth.
And Sean Paul.
That area, oh.
No, and what you gonna call it, Ken?
I'm still in love with you.
That was fucking nuts.
Pitbull kinda put an end to that Daddy Yankee little run to me.
Nah, that was like the pop version of.
That nigga Pitbull fam.
What's that club in Elizabeth,
that ghetto ass club that everybody used to come to?
I went there for Sean Paul twice, probably.
It's my All-Star.
I'm missing that show, boy.
It's your All-Star?
I don't remember the name, but it's not All-Star.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Back in the day, the shit right on the border.
Right by the airport.
Yeah, you know the shit that everybody used to go to.
What's the shit was called?
It's where lobby at is.
And then it turned into a gang meetup spot later.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But anyway, I saw Dip Set was over there.
But anybody that used to come over there was over there.
It's right there on the corner, one and a half.
When Sean Paul went over there twice,
I used to hate when these poppin' niggas
would find out about the New Jersey bitches.
Because once Sean Paul, think how healthy he might have brought.
Whoever brought him over there, he didn't leave.
And it was madness every time.
Just walk in and get you a drink
and then watch the show and leave.
Don't try to maneuver the VIP.
Don't try to get, yo, just go.
Nothing is shaking.
Sean DePaul.
Sean DePaul.
Sean DePaul.
Sean DePaul.
Sean DePaul.
Sean DePaul is in the building.
Is here.
What?
Doing slap after slap after slap after.
I feel bad that the kids don't know this Sean Paul era.
They don't.
That was an era, boy.
He was knocking on the shit out of the park.
Amazing era.
Amazing era.
Baby boy, come on girl, what you find to see?
That nigga started doing joints you forgot about.
That nigga was a monster.
That nigga had light glue. Niggas. Yeah, they can clap the remix
They better get up people
They better watch my big one do
Don't play with your own
They're mine do
And he was straight
He never came out later. Hey, it was a facade, I'm gay
No, no
He was fucking them
Not anymore He was fucking them. Not anymore. No, he was fucking them.
All of them.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
Damn.
Thank the Lord for niggas aging out the game.
And he made the soundtrack for fucking two.
What?
He made the soundtrack for fucking.
What is it?
Tell me.
All that shit was fucking watched.
All of them.
All of them.
That was layup fucking music.
I'm telling you now, I'm still in love with you.
That was the shit.
That shit still playing, nigga, on the radio late night.
That shit still playing.
Listen.
Sure enough, Andy was Arabian.
Andy was what?
Look how you just say it.
I'm lying, nigga.
He's Jamaican, nigga.
Yeah, we just, I mean.
He's Jamaican.
Watch your mouth.
I saw the nigga the other day.
Watch your mouth.
Turkish?
No, he's not.
He's Jamaican.
That nigga's Dominican.
He's Dominican.
I know a Dominican nigga when I see one. He bare heads though, here comes the boom. Yeah Dominican
Last video he did. No it wasn't.
It might have been.
It was temperature.
It was a little temperature after the video.
We be burnin' on a day
when nobody wanna say
That was a smack.
Watch your fucking mouth about Sean Paul.
On one of them awards he was getting a little too
gyratey.
Yeah, shut thatratey. Yeah. Yeah, he hit 86.
He hit 86.
Once he tried to hit you down.
He tried to hit his Amari Hardwick.
You know, yeah.
You know, she had popped that hip.
That nigga said, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Move him.
You gotta go.
Back to Kendrick.
Back to Kendrick.
Congrats on the tour.
I'm going to find a date to get to. I did, y'all, I did TD.
Now give me free tickets to that show.
Oh, yeah, dawg.
Come on.
Hold on, hold on.
Gotta get my cash out real quick.
Oh, yeah.
Ice, we had this conversation like 17 times.
Well, now it's 18.
We had the bet on the camera.
I would like to get paid on the camera.
That's all.
I don't know what... I paid you on camera. I paid you to get paid on the camera. That's all.
I don't know what.
I paid you on camera.
I paid you on camera too.
Oh, I paid you off camera.
I wasn't here.
Hey, that's y'all one B one.
Why so?
Stay over there.
All right.
No, I want to hear what it's about.
I don't remember the terms of the bet.
We had a bet.
About G and X first week numbers.
Yeah, but I don't remember the terms of the bet.
I gotta go look.
They said it would be 600,000.
I said it would be 300 something thousand. That's what it was. It's just
No, I just hate when y'all niggas lose y'all lose y'all tongue when it comes to something that you know, you know
What's funny about him?
when it comes to something. Yo, you know what's funny about him too?
Why wait, wait?
He's just talking about me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're a master manipulator, sir.
Like you got the manipulated class.
I'm just observant.
But wait, so I'm in the hookah spot.
I'm in the hookah spot.
Hold up, before you finish,
I can't get my cash out, right?
Why you just did that?
I'm glad, yo.
Because it's in the same bag.
I'm in the hookah spot.
It's lit in here on a Saturday night.
And my man, I'm talking to everybody,
but my man, two seats down,
starts telling me a random-ish story.
A random-ish story?
Yes.
He say, yo man, yo I know your man.
It's like, yeah, my man.
I swear to God, I'm not putting no sauce on him.
You know what that means, right?
Ain't one, ain't one,
motherfucker, honey mustard Ain't one, ain't one, motherfuckin' honey mustard,
put the sauce again.
On all my kids,
all my kids like I got mad at them,
on my kids
lives. Which,
I love them more than that to do this, but
I promise I'm not putting no sauce in this.
I said, yeah, ask me, he said, yo, your man,
so I'm trying to keep it
real, yeah, I already know, but. He said, yo, your man? So I'm trying to keep it real. Yeah, I already know.
But he keeps going.
Yo, your man is through God.
So now we bonded.
Of course.
I said, no, he don't play.
He don't play.
So he starts telling the story.
I'm not going to say the story.
But he was like, yo, I told him that I could do something,
something, something, some house shit.
He tells me, yeah, get it done,
yada yada for a certain number.
So I give him the number.
He's like, I don't know about that.
So then he dip off, he don't call me back.
So then he go get somebody else to do the shit.
Turns out they fucked the whole house up, yada, yada, yada.
Listen, buddy, if I'm lying, I'm flying.
He told this whole story and I was like, it tracks.
It tracks, yo, my nigga is just the frugalest of the frugal.
But anyway, I saw everybody at the same night.
There's a Cory man, the bar, twin, twin, what up?
Bugging some burn killing niggas in the strip club,
following me around, stone.
Some ish lot.
I'm really appreciating.
Some ish lot niggas at the bar.
I'm not, got it.
Does that story ring a bell?
Oh.
He didn't say nothing, but with the vague shit
that he said, it don't even make sense.
He's saying that the nigga, he's saying that the nigga,
he gave you a price to fix the crib.
I own my own construction company.
Okay.
See?
Real simple.
The cheap one.
No, the one.
You might've needed some work that your company didn't do.
It's not possible.
I'm just telling you what he said.
It's all right.
I'm just telling you what he said.
That was a flex though.
I wasn't even trying to do any of that.
That was very ostentatious.
That was ostentatious.
Maybe it's before you opened your construction company.
It took Corey House three years.
Shut up, man.
I'm not doing Corey House.
I didn't say nothing to you.
You did though.
I didn't say nothing to you.
I wasn't hired to do Corey House.
I'm not even.
You made me do Corey House 17 times. I'm not even doing nothing.
You made me do Cory's house 17 times.
Sorry.
He made you stuff me.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Leave me alone.
I'm just fixing the record.
You know what I'm saying?
Got to correct the record.
The window's fixed.
The window's fixed.
He got the windows up.
He got the windows up.
Cory was trying to.
Right time for Christmas.
He in the Donald Trump area,
Cory was like, what the?
The windows are like this.
Cory.
You gotta leave a yelp on him.
Yeah, he the nigga make you hit that yelp.
Yeah, yo, this motherfucker.
You gotta let Mel write it for you.
No they won't.
It ain't even remotely possible.
Now your house look nice though. Like we been on it. That's how they do it. It ain't even remotely possible. Now your house look nice though.
That's how they do it.
They're pretty fine.
They smoke they grip.
Now your house, you live in.
You got some lights pointing this way, that way.
You got the four lights.
You know how to get work done in the United States?
No, it's having money.
Oh.
So niggas don't want to pay you.
See how easy that was?
Oh. Oh. Some niggas don't want to pay you. See how easy that was? Ooh.
Niggas will think we right here.
I ain't saying nobody want nothing.
Hey, yo, get in my crib.
I need you to fix the money I told you.
I'm cool, dawg.
Shit on your mans.
Go ahead.
I'm not doing anything of the sort.
Okay, I just got to make sure.
I'm not paying you if I need you to fix up my crib.
I'm not paying you your action price.
I don't want no action.
I throw you something, nigga.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
I throw you something.
I throw you something.
Yeah, come on, we work together.
I'm not doing anything of the sort.
I'm not doing anything of the sort. I'm not doing anything of the sort. I'm not doing anything of the sort. I'm not doing anything of the sort. I'm not doing you if I need to fix up my crib. I'm not paying you your acts in price. I throw you something, nigga.
You're like, oh shit, damn.
I throw you something.
I throw you something.
Yeah, come on, guys, we work together.
I'm not paying that nigga shit.
He come in and be condescending with the info.
He come in, yeah, man, look, they did it all wrong.
What the fuck?
He's supposed to put the nail right here
and the she-wock rock, if you put it to the side,
it don't melt when the sun is out.
If you ain't have 5'8", this wouldn't work. Yeah, yo, they do it in the old way melt when the sun is out. If you ain't have father,
it's gonna work.
Yeah, yo, they do it the old way.
It's a new way to do this.
You ain't got some cheap niggas to do this.
It's a new way to install this.
How about you pay for this anyway?
Yeah, they got you.
He robbed you.
You see what this is?
One sentence.
When I leave, is the issue fixed?
Oh.
I don't know, I don't use you.
You have used me.
I never use you.
On the new fancy you, you have used me.
For what?
Cause I never fix nothing in your houses.
Remind him, bitch.
Cause you're in life.
Tell that nigga about the leak, yo.
Tell him.
In life?
You had to use green sheetrock.
Don't think I'm lying on you in life.
You my mans.
In life, you fixed the doorbell or something one time.
No, no, no.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I said to put a nest in.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No.
No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, I said to put a nest in. No, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. No, no, shit. What? He did.
I'm confident.
I'm being accountable.
Put the red cameras together.
And that little shit I bought from Bed Bath and Beyond where you hang it up on your bathroom
door.
You can hang your robes up.
I think when that broke, you brought like the bolts or something.
Like a bathroom hook?
What the hook?
Yeah.
Wait, why would you need somebody to put a bathroom hook up for you?
Stop playing my man like that, bro.
What happened?
This is a joke.
What the bathroom hook? This nigga put a bathroom hook up for you? Stop playing my man like that, bro. What happened? This is a cap.
This is a bathroom hook.
This nigga put a hook on your bathroom.
What did you fix in this crib?
Camille?
I changed the power vent, hot water tank before.
That sounds real shit.
That's real shit.
Official tissue.
Oh, brother.
Some shit in the electrical panel before
Some leaky shit before some bathroom shit
Power vent for the free for the free He For the free. For the free. Wow.
He's a good friend.
For the free ski.
It wasn't free.
You got back my adoration.
Because he work here, right?
Huh?
Because he work here?
Paid him an escort.
No, I'm saying.
I'm saying.
That part, too.
All right. Dave was out. That was stupid. You all are dumb. Do we care about Kendrick's first week numbers?
319.
319.
Final number.
It's good for some part.
The internet has been ablaze with these numbers.
I'm tapped out.
In a negative or a positive way?
Both.
Both.
You got one side because it's nowhere near what Drake's fall of dogs or anything like
that has done.
Drake's fall of dogs. Yeah, get it in a positive way. Both? Both. You got one side because it's nowhere near what
Drake's Fall of Dogs or anything like that has done.
Even his surprise project of If You're Eating This
is too late, it's just not near those numbers.
He's a pop star.
Correct.
And then you have the other side who they feel like
now that the numbers were low,
because at first when this dropped,
everybody was saying up here too,
everybody was running around 400, 500, 600,
just throwing crazy numbers around.
When it didn't hit those, so now people are trying to,
well numbers ain't important.
And it's like, so people are getting called out
as being pretty much hypocritical.
So when you winning in numbers, it's the numbers.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Numbers are not important when you're having a go-to-go
conversation.
For all the dogs that were four or older,
they weren't that crazy far off.
Yeah.
My question is, what is your point?
The point is, to their point, which I completely understand,
not saying I agree, but I do understand,
had he did one copy more than for all the dogs,
all the Kendrick Stans would be going crazy right now.
So the fact that he sold the most units still for the whole 2024.
They said he still sold more units than Homeboy.
But anyway, well, he's the, the, the, to have what?
Three souls in the top 100.
He killed it.
Yeah.
The top five, top five, right?
Yeah.
All five records.
The first five records are, are his.
To me, what's interesting is, and the only artists all five records, the first five records are his. To me what's interesting is week two.
And the only artist ever to have every entry in a year
debut at number one.
Yes, Tigger.
And he got three number ones.
Number one album, like, there's no lost here.
No, he has to see.
That nigga, that nigga, that nigga's on there.
Escalated nigga.
A different type of nigga.
Legendary shit.
What does week two look like?
To me that's what's interesting.
That's the most important thing.
If the numbers drop to 50 or 100, then that's different. I think he's gonna do 150 in week two look like? To me, that's what's interesting. If the numbers drop to 50 or 100, then that's different.
I think he's gonna do 150 in week two.
Same, I don't have the biggest drop off.
He might.
Yeah, I think a lot of people.
Again, I still think that with regards to-
Now, if he do under 100, then them stands got every right
to come out and kick his butt.
I don't think he's gonna do under 100.
He ain't gonna do under 100.
I'm hearing, like Luther is on the radio
in rotation regularly now.
Squabble Up is still a number one record,
which I think just their plan just was so dope
because that was a tease song that everybody's
been waiting for from the Not Like Us video.
So people ran right to that.
You put it number two on the album,
like all of that shit just is genius.
So I think the numbers are still gonna be pretty high.
A little too genius for me, but that's another.
Why too genius?
I think it was good for the marketing.
I don't think it was good for the sequencing of the album.
I didn't love the sequencing of the album as much,
but I understand why I was number two.
Tell Bahamadir.
Y'all love the sequencing of the album?
No, I just said last night, I haven a re sequenced. Okay, I love the sequence
Oh, I don't have a problem with sequencing last night
I accidentally put the two scissors records at the end because I did it by artists and it says Kendrick and says yeah
And that actually flowed a little bit nicer. Yeah, just moving one record to the end changing the sequence once off
But yeah, I don't hate the sequence of it. I don't hate it. I just it
Once off, but yeah. I don't hate the sequence of them.
I don't hate it.
I just, it interrupts the flow of the album.
If you got energy from the intro,
then you go to Squabble Up, and then you down to Luther,
then you come back up to Hey Now,
then you go down to this record,
Man in a Garden, then you go up to T.V. Off.
Like, it's doing this.
That's what I didn't like.
Don't know her like that again.
Let her finish her sentence first
before you just jump out.
You know you're my dog, we good.
Y'all really had fun.
Yeah we did, we had a good time.
Why was Mel so fun?
Yeah she's cool.
Just watching Mel just chillin' outside.
You know that joke.
I'm the first one to come in here and say this.
But it's like some type of Dr. Jekyll, Mrs. Hodge
shit she be doing up here.
Like, outside she's mad different.
All that shit she be saying over here is nothing.
How is she?
What she's saying.
She's just cool.
Like, she's cool.
She understanding.
When she come in here, it's like the pepticides
have rotted out fucking in.
She look at the camera.
They did something.
Women's rights!
Yeah.
It landed on me.
Outside she be like, look at that dirty bitch.
She wasn't a man. Yeah! Right? like, look at that dirty bitch. Yeah!
Look at that.
She wasn't a man hater.
Outside, Mel is, people don't understand when I say that.
She's not really.
I think Mel just be putting them off for care.
She's not a girl's girl.
No, she loves men more than these dirty bum bitches.
She don't give a fuck.
Look at that bitch shoes, that bum bitch. She don't give a fuck. But in here, like on the mic. Look at that shoe, that bum bitch.
You came outside like that.
I said the fucking worst.
Man, we fried these bitches up.
Look at that dusty bitch.
Oh, this is the perfect segue to my new segment
that I wanted to introduce.
Yo Cory, you're not in the yard, Cory.
Yo Cory, Cory.
You distracted me, nigga.
There's no honey buns on the joint, nigga.
Cory, why the fuck is you doing that, Cory?
You're Cory over here working out mid-pond.
And I feel like he just let you do what you be
washing dishes to.
He put you with pops in there.
They can't watch you.
You don't say nothing.
Cory, we watching dishes.
I'm not in the yard.
He said you're not in the yard.
I have a new segment that I would
like to introduce to this podcast.
Anybody that wants to partake can.
And this segment is called Mel's Inner Thoughts.
Now, she'll never come on here
and give you her true, authentic thoughts.
Oh wait, we get to be her thoughts?
Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Oh.
And for me, this is happening
because, let me just find my clip.
Nigga, it shut up.
Oh shit.
Oh that shit ran through me.
That shit in the group chat, that song.
The song in the group chat.
No, that's not it.
I wasn't even talking about that.
Yeah, you disabu-
I am talking about-
You remarked on that as a slap.
That she was.
I was just playing that she later said.
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Uh oh.
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...one of the best intimacy gels ever there was.
It's clean, it's fresh, it's not sticky, it's made with highly long-tassel and alkyl,
it's very, very lubricating and... Wait, we got some holly berry lube in the streets?
These old bitches need lube.
You used to call me on the cell phone.
You used to call me on the cell phone. Late night.
Now, now, I'm sorry.
Before Mel, I've never even heard the words menopause or perimenopause.
I think that now that Mel is conquering the menopause game, some of these other old hacks, I mean, I mean, some of these other old heifers
wanna try to corner the market.
Shout out to Holly Berry, no beef, no beef, no beef.
Now Mel ain't gonna give it up the way she need to,
but what do y'all think Mel's inner thoughts were
when she saw Holly Berry trying to come for hers again?
With the intimacy joke? This fucking bitch stole my idea.
You gotta say it in her voice though.
This fucking bitch stole my idea.
Those are definitely the first three words.
Oh yeah.
1000%.
You gotta come out some lube.
Fucking bitch.
And then she gonna start.
Fight fire with fire.
She gonna start running down shit.
This bitch.
This bitch, first she did this,
then I was at a party, she did this.
And now you got my fucking idea?
Now I got my fucking idea.
Yes, man.
Mel, did you see this?
How do you feel about this?
Is there enough space for all of y'all
in the menopause, perimenopause game?
Nigga, real quick, we gotta record.
It's like when Joe Rogan came to Spotify.
Joe, real quick, we gotta record. It's like when I Rogan came to Spotify. Joe, real quick, we gotta record.
It's like when I was killing shit over there,
and I'm like, Rogan came through.
I was like, oh shit.
The answer she gonna give is the answer that,
we gotta record her outside.
We gotta have, man, that fucking skate.
We're gonna go to dinner later,
and then I'm gonna ask you what you think.
Then she gonna start naming it, ask this person,
ask that person, ask him.
They all know this bitch is a thief.
My real answer is.
Welcome to the game, right?
She started it before me.
Oh.
She started, she started talking.
I'm not.
I knew you was gonna bow down to Holly Berry.
I'm not, I'm not.
It's just, I have to give her.
Shout out to Holly Berry.
I gotta give her her props.
Shout out, you don't have to.
I love Halle Berry.
And what's the name of her lube?
I ain't gave Drake props in months.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He ain't gotta give nobody.
Change the game.
Change the game.
Change the game.
Parks don't big up Jeff Goldblum.
That's never.
No.
Although I did see Wicked this weekend, it was all right.
Ish don't big up the nigga from Girlfriend.
Kelsey Graham?
Kelsey does?
That stupid show?
The show girl from My Girlfriend?
My Girlfriend!
What's his name?
I don't know exactly what he's doing.
Is he my boy?
You know the dude.
You know the dude.
Now, Joe, you wanna talk to him? William Wade. Hey, Joe dude. You know the dude. Now, William.
Wait.
What's my man name?
Are you crazy?
You know the dude, though.
I know you're talking about him.
It's don't get him, bro.
I'm about to get his name.
It's not Sinbad.
It's don't get that nigga, bro.
No, it's not Sinbad.
I know him, too.
Oh my god.
This podcast needs a lot of help.
Look who niggas game is.
William.
No.
Oh. He's not William it. William. No.
No.
It's not William.
Not William.
Homeboy.
Dude.
I know you're talking about this.
Not Reggie Hay.
No, no, not William.
You talking about Khalil Kane.
Yeah, you talking about.
The nigga from Juice.
Juice.
The nigga from Juice, Khalil.
Darnell.
Darnell.
Darnell.
That's what you're talking about.
The nigga from Juice. Let me see. You don't even look like that. book from Juice Khalil? Darnel. Darnel. Darnel. That's what you talking about. The nigga from Juice.
Let me see.
He don't even look like the Juice.
Dude from Juice.
Light skinned dude from Juice.
Yo.
Nigga.
All right, man.
Raheem from Juice.
Raheem from Juice.
That's not who I'm talking about.
You talking about a different show.
You ain't talking about a different show.
You all laughing.
Like, you're funny.
You didn't even know what you were talking about.
That's why I don't even get it.
You know the black young dude.
Not with the double glasses.
Oh, man.
Fuck it.
It's over now.
We lost it. It's over now. We lost, it's over.
The curly head nigga from...
What show was that?
Soul Food.
I think that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, his name was...
The lights came on.
I think his name was Mel, actually.
If I'm not mistaken, it was Mel Williams.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yeah, check it out. I think his name was Mel Williams. I might be mistaken, it was Mel Williams. Yeah, check it out.
I think his name was Mel Williams.
I might be wrong, but...
No, you know his name.
Oh, I know who you're talking about.
Yeah, homeboy.
There's no Mel Williams.
The boy that was messing with Bird when he walked into the bar.
He said Cola.
Mel Williams was the vice admiral.
This is Mel.
Okay, well, just go to the cast of Soul Food, the movie.
It's fine, we're moving on.
We know who you're talking about. It's fine, we're moving on. We know what you're talking about.
It's fine, we're moving on.
So you're gonna have products, you're gonna have lube.
This nigga retired, man.
Am I gonna have lube?
No, no.
I think that might be a good move.
Okay, well then, yeah.
Hey, watch yourself.
Okay.
What, having products?
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait,
okay, I tried to stay out of nigga's business.
I thought about the products.
No, I got it, I got it.
So, you said, no, you're not interested.
He said, I think it may be.
Yeah.
That's what I said.
What's his name?
Yes.
What's his name?
Yes.
What's his name?
Mel?
His name's Mel, right?
That's the cover.
Oh, shit.
That's the cover.
That's my man.
That's Ish.
That's Ish.
That's Baltimore Ish.
Mel Jackson, right? Yeah, Mel Jackson.
Okay, I knew it was Mel.
She about to put him in the search bar, all right.
She about to reach out.
I mean, I don't know.
Is that what he looks like right now?
Would you work with him?
She's a trap.
Don't do that.
She's a trap.
She said yes.
She just said yes.
But she worked with him.
Oh, shit.
She would work with anybody.
What is wrong with y'all today?
No, no, no, no, that's not true.
Who would she work with?
That's not true.
There we go. Hitler. You're supposed to be. She would never Yo, she would work with anybody. What is wrong with y'all today? Nope, nope, nope, that's not true. Who would you work with?
That's not true.
There we go.
Hitler.
Hitler.
She would never say who she would work with
or what she would do.
Yeah, let's just.
You got some people, that's an absolute no?
There's definitely been projects
that I have been approached to do
and then I asked who the rest of the cast was
and I was like, I'm good.
When he said read these lines,
we know Kevin Spacey's is on your work list.
We know Kevin Spacey's is on your work list.
We know Kevin Spacey's is on your work list.
Kevin, hey!
Hey, Kev.
On the part, I was on your side this whole time.
She's so phony outside.
On the, the niggas, yeah, she is the phony.
She's a different, when I say that shit,
they don't believe me.
This lady is different, son.
Mel is different.
Yeah.
Anyway.
You gotta record her, son.
Like she's just. I'm going back to watch that Lifetime movie with my girl this time. This lady is different, son. Mel is different. You got to record her, son.
I'm going back to watch that Lifetime movie
with my girl this time.
I'm going to watch that shit this weekend.
The Play Crash one?
Yeah.
I got to watch that shit.
Cult classic.
I agree.
Cult classic.
I agree.
I'm in the cult.
I'm in the Mel cult.
Yo, Mel, the nigga went to the back door
to help y'all niggas escape.
Mel wasn't even acting in that shit.
She was just being herself, right?
She kind of was.
I was.
This UK girl told us she signed a 10 movie deal with Lifetime.
I have my TV on Lifetime ever since.
I fucking do.
And I have not seen a peep.
Because you made fun of it, nigga.
I ain't seen a peep.
Shut it down.
Your Lifetime callback.
Yo, stop. Deadass.
You made fun of it.
Deadass.
The bear in the woods, when he come out?
Hey, hold on. The bear in the woods? I didn fun of it. Dead ass. The bear in the woods. Hey, hold on.
Oh shit.
The bear in the woods?
Yeah.
I didn't do that one.
She did the play in the woods.
I did, yeah, the plane crash.
And there was a bear in the woods.
There was a bear.
She don't even know the move.
All right, move it on.
Yo, the nigga Joe came in here.
You don't get the joke?
I do get the fucking joke.
I just want to start it up again.
Gotcha.
Because I was the little, yes, hot.
Man, Joe came in here quiet as a motherfucker.
He went on, man, and said, and you motherfuckers
didn't watch my video?
And then Joe, Joe was the first one to say it.
But wait, let me cut you off, because that's not what she said.
She said, and I'm most disappointed with you.
You find the time to watch everything.
You watch everything.
Yo.
All right. OK. We'll the time to watch everything. Yo. All right.
Okay.
We'll try it this way now.
It's hornets up there in the nest.
That moment cannot be redone. That shit was classic.
She was hurt.
She weaponized the whole family.
I was watering the game.
They was on everybody.
And they claimed to be that sister. They didn't even support and watch a movie.
Well, that's where the peptides came from.
Shut the fuck up.
The pressures of Hollywood.
Let me just say this, Mel. In the forest, that's where the people who are in the forest
are. They didn't even support and watch a movie. Well, that's where the peptides came from. Shut the fuck up.
Mel, let me just say this, Mel.
In the forest, that spotlight was some bullshit.
Whoever put that spotlight there, in the forest.
What movie?
The camera?
Oh, please, Shel Marv.
Hunting Housewives.
Watch it with your significant other.
Mel, that spotlight, you know that spotlight was some bullshit.
That probably won't happen, but I will watch it.
I can guarantee you that's not going to happen. You know that spotlight was probably what happened, but I will watch
Come on now hunting house was support your sis. Yes. All right hunting house was
Really good. It's really good. It's cute. No, it's really good. Okay. No, for real. Okay, I'll watch it. That nigga Joe made Mel lose all her lifetime deals.
He said, in lifetime, how dare you use my employee for 30 days
and come up with that crop?
I'm gonna punch you when we get on the back seat.
Right in the fucking back seat.
They used flashlights on top of the camera.
Yo, we got him.
I'm gonna watch this.
I'm watching this tonight.
The hair movie you did was better than that bullshit, man.
The what was?
Did you do some hair shit with Eddie Murphy?
That was a documentary.
Wait, what?
Same shit. Same with Chris Rock. Oh, a documentary. Wait, what? Same shit.
Chris Rock.
Oh, good hair.
Good hair, I saw that.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, I saw that.
That was a documentary.
Same shit, you was good.
Thank you.
["It Takes More Than Love"]
Hey.
Mic check, one, two, one, two, mic check.
Hey.
Hey.
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If there are hearts in your heart.
Aw, it's one lady, y'all.
One lady.
You got to have love.
A Jezebel of destruction.
Love in your heart.
Let me introduce y'all.
How are you?
Love in your heart.
Is a house full of love.
You ever saw this bill?
I have
alright now
I'm gonna
mmhmm
to break a heart
ayyy
is a house of love
and have a love
Park's received five heartbeats
yeah for fuck
hahahaha
we just can't get them
hahahaha is a house of Alright, we'll get back to Potter in two seconds.
Where Quiet Boy at, man?
Look at this.
This shit in all the movies.
That's Ish with finger waves.
Hey!
Stupid, man. That's Ish with finger waves. Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Stupid, man.
Alright.
Go Ish the light stick niggas in the movie.
Nah, Ish, look at Ish.
That dead ass Ish.
Ish doing the baby.
Bum bum bum bum.
So stupid.
Yo, Ish with finger waves with a smokey 70s. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
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Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. That's big of you, big male. All right, you can live. Skank.
Oh, what else?
Get you some holly berry lube.
Holy shit.
Take it for a whirl.
What?
Oh, if you want somebody to leave.
No, I said we'll get the holly berry lube.
No wonder why.
Tracks. No wonder. Now we wonder why. Now we get it. Now we get it.
Oh shit.
Y'all are wrong.
David Justice ain't gonna fuck about that.
Leave alone.
Eric.
Eric was.
Nigga, Eric was having a time.
This is fucked up.
Holy shit, y'all are wrong.
Is the house full of love?
What else is important or unimportant?
Speaking of important, how do you feel about the fact that you're a man?
I feel like I'm a man.
I feel like I'm a man.
I feel like I'm a man.
I feel like I'm a man.
I feel like I'm a man.
I feel like I'm a man.
I feel like I'm a man.
I feel like I'm a man. I feel like I'm a man. I feel like I'm a man. I feel like I'm a man. I are wrong. Oh, man. Is a house full of love.
What else is important or unimportant?
Speaking of important, LL Cool J says that he believes one day
the kids will wake up and realize that he is indeed
the most important rapper to ever live.
They won't.
They will not.
They won't, but he's right.
He's wrong.
He ain't wrong.
He up there.
No, he's right.
He up there. He ain't wrong. He's the first superstar, solo superstar. Yeah, he's the first rapper superstar. Yeah. he's right. He's what he's wrong. He up the no, he's right. He up to he ain't wrong
He's the first superstar solo superstar. Yeah, that's true. He's right. He ain't wrong
I just say it I wouldn't I wouldn't argue him on it
Like but I'm saying for some it depends on what your criteria is for important
I mean the shit he laid out first love song first all that shit everything made the change between TV and radio
song first, all that shit. Everything.
He made the transition between TV and radio.
He transcended the demos.
He was doing street music and girl music.
He invented the term gold.
Again, TV star.
He got a K score.
He was the first in the longevity.
He was acceptable.
He became the acceptable rapper.
Yeah, commercial.
He was him.
I am not arguing, I love El Cujet. He saved Def Jam. Yeah, commercial. He was him. I am not arguing it. I love LL Cool J.
He saved Def Jam.
Yeah.
Absolutely saved Def Jam.
He did what Magic did to the Lakers for Def Jam.
No, he's a legend.
I think LL Cool J doesn't get mentioned enough.
I don't even think there's another argument.
I think there is another argument.
Who is it?
Tupac.
And I'll tell you why.
You can't say that after saying Cassidy was better
than Tupac last week.
First of all, let me correct the record because this is a lie. That's not what I said.
You did. That's cool.
This is what I said.
You think Cassidy is better than Tupac?
What I said was, not that he was a better rapper.
And Mac and Cheese is bad.
Mac and Cheese is bad. That's just, I'll die on that hill.
What I was saying is, you can be a great rapper and not a great lyricist.
And what I was saying was, Tupac is a great rapper, but he's not among the greatest lyricists. Chuck D is a great rapper. Chuck D is a great MC, but I wouldn't and not a great lyricist. And what I was saying was Tupac is a great rapper, but he's not among the greatest lyricists.
Chuck D is a great rapper, Chuck D's a great MC,
but I wouldn't call him a great lyricist.
That's all I'm talking about.
I was talking about Pac as a lyricist, not as a rapper.
What is a lyricist?
Well, it's a lot of different things.
What is it to you?
You want some multi-syllabic shit?
Not necessarily.
I'll have this quick one minute one V1 with you,
because that is not the biggest deal,
but what is a lyricist to you?
For me, it's about rhyme schemes, complexity, vocab.
It's also about the storytelling.
It's about all those things, you know what I mean?
Although when you get to the storytelling part,
that feels like more like the MC
than the actual lyricism of it.
I was specifically talking about the complexity
of his rhyme schemes.
I think, I'm not saying.
He means the technical aspect. I don't think there's a right or wrong in this
because it's subjective.
I do.
If that's the case then we gotta put Rascass
and Chino XL, Rest In Peace and all these other people
as the best rappers of all time.
Rest In Peace, yeah.
You're missing my point.
They're great rappers, I'm not disrespecting.
No, but you're missing my point.
I'm saying being a great rapper is more than just being great lyricists. That's my point. So I'm saying if you no, no, no, no, you're missing my point. And they're great rappers, I'm not disagreeing. No, but you're missing my point. I'm saying being a great rapper
is more than just being a great lyricist.
That's my point.
So I'm saying if you check off just that box,
lyricist's great, but there's other boxes
that you have to check off.
Razzkazz, even Royce, who I love, right?
Great lyricist, but sometimes that rapity rap shit
isn't the only thing that makes you a good MC.
Q-Tip is one of my favorite MCs of all time.
Not nearly the lyricist of Royce,
but a better overall MC.
That's all I'm saying.
So I was just saying,
on that one category for Tupac as a lyricist,
it's not that he's got a great voice,
he's got a great songwriter, great storyteller.
It's like 2K.
So the slider for lyricism,
you would have it a little lower.
That's all I'm saying.
Everything else could be still high.
Yes, it's one box.
Your overall is still high, but that one.
Overall, Tupac is a strong B plus for me.
He's just not a. There's only one problem with what he is still high, but that one. Overall, two box is a strong B plus for me. He's just not at.
There's only one problem with what he's saying.
What's that?
With, however you want to talk about it,
with rappers, lyricists, MCs,
maybe all with the exception of artists,
because that gets into song making abilities.
But those three, the most important thing
for a lot of people is what are you saying?
Yeah. Far greater than what words you can rhyme,
how many multi syllables you use. Like we get into lyricists and that's what we get into.
How are you rhyming? But the main thing is what are you saying?
It's a very good message.
I agree.
And that's where Cassidy should never be mentioned with Tupac He said too much even if he robbed Hennessy and enemy which he put 19 albums right what he was saying between
Those things you can't even but that's not different. That's not different to what I'm saying
I'm not mention them in the category for what he's saying
I'm only mentioning them in the category just you saying it takes him out of the lyricist
I'm and I'm saying he's saying no because the complexity of your lyrics don't matter the content of your lyrics matter more than the complexity
What I'm saying is content for me is a different cat. It's why it's why 50 cent is a top 15 rapper
Yes, but what I'm saying is MC artists have you want to chop it up?
50 cent can't lyricists with none of none of us
What he said and how he said it, one.
But y'all are putting content in the lyricism bag
and saying it's all part of lyricism.
I'm not, but that's your mistake.
I think it's subjective.
It's just my scale.
Oh yeah, I said it's no wrong.
I got different, so for me, Tupac at the top for content,
at the top for songwriting, among the top for voice,
all that shit, but in terms of actual lyricism,
I'd say no, Black Thought, top for lyricism,
not as good a songwriter, not as good, not as,
but the content piece should make you unable to say
that Cassidy and Bahamadia are better lyricists than Tupac.
So you're basically saying nobody,
they couldn't be better at Tupac at anything.
At something?
Right, and I think one of them is having complex rhymes.
More, even though, again, overall,
Cassidy's a C plus.
Let me ask you a question.
Tupac's an A.
Let me ask you a question.
So you can have complex rhymes, right?
Yeah.
Because you're taking hard words and rhyming them
with other hard words.
It's not just that.
Let me.
No, I'm saying no, that's not my,
I'm rejecting that premise.
I'm not. Okay. So you have hard words rhy'm saying no. That's not my... I'm rejecting that premise.
I'm not...
Okay.
So you have hard words, rhyme with other hard words, but your message ain't shit.
Like, I'm all a koala while I wait but you're wild.
I don't want to hear that shit, bro.
This nigga can say damn simple shit and I want to add on to that.
All of that shit is...
As opposed to this complex 14-cellable shit.
I agree.
That's why you can't just...
Let me add to what he's saying.
And all that shit is new.
When we get to talking about Furious 5 and Melly Mel and all of these niggas, I'm going
to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going
to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going
to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going
to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going
to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, you can't just say it. Let me add to what he's saying. And all that shit is new. When we get to talking about Furious 5 and Melly Mel
and all of these niggas, it's what they was saying.
That's it.
Arguably the message is the best rap song ever.
It's them going outside seeing some shit and just.
Talking about it.
I wouldn't go that far about Phil what you're saying.
But here's the thing, when Rakim comes along,
when G-Rap comes along, they modernize the flow
and suddenly the message was important,
but also the mode of delivery was important.
You're naming two more people that said things.
Yes, that's what I just said.
They said things.
That's what I'm saying, the message was still important.
And then Nas came along, they took from him,
and then it's the evolution.
And then Nas came and said things better than them,
and then Hov came and said things,
but you still gotta say
you have to say I agree something content for me is the most important thing I don't know another
rapper since Pac maybe that could make changes I don't know maybe Kendrick maybe Kendrick all
right maybe Kendrick is what I would say maybe but like Pac got too many of those changes moments
that's the thing I love Tupac I really like Tupac I really like Tupac I too many of those changes moments. That's the thing, I love Tupac. I really like Tupac, I gotta go say I love Tupac.
I really like Tupac, I think he's an extraordinary MC.
Top shelf elite, I just don't think,
when it comes to lyricism,
that he is among the top 30 or 40 or 50.
I think he trumps everything else.
It's just like, I'll give you a perfect basketball example.
Athleticism is really important in basketball.
Steph Curry's not the top 50 great athletes in the NBA,
but he's still a top 10 player
because his other skills trump the fact that he's not as athletic. That's all I NBA, but he's still a top 10 player because his other skills
trump the fact that he's not as athletic.
That's all I'm saying, I'm saying Pac is that.
He's great, that's not the thing that makes him great,
it's the other things.
I actually like your step, Curry.
I agree with him, because that's how I feel about him.
I put GZ in the center.
Yeah, GZ's a perfect example, I love fucking GZ.
That's my favorite ever, and I'm quick to say
he ain't the most lyrical.
Fuck him.
He'll tell you he's not the most lyrical.
Same thing with Pac. But it's you he's not the most lyrical. Same thing with Pops.
He's not lyrical.
But it's what he's saying in Relatability.
I love, that's my point.
I'd rather listen to Jeezy
than a whole bunch of lyrical motherfuckers.
Same.
Now that's just disrespectful.
Wow, I like this one.
Get the patrol.
And Jeezy is another one that was saying something.
Absolutely.
Yeah, like I don't see y' something York I think we've gone around the circles. Yes, I don't somebody how you can say
Somebody is not lyrical
That is saying convey in a message or convey in some shit that niggas want to hear and they like the way they say
I'm thinking about a part of lyricism and that's not and I'm saying I divide the categories differently. For me, I'm thinking about purely
from a technical perspective.
Got it. That's all I'm saying.
Got it, got it, got it.
That's peace.
I hate you, because I hate you so much.
I'm just thinking some days, just want to.
I love you.
I really look forward to the days you come in.
Man, thank you.
I appreciate that.
I do.
I enjoy coming in.
I have a ball.
I just still hate y'all.
But I need to end it essentially just still hate y'all. Buddy and Diddy, essentially.
We all do, nigga.
Cause you know what it is to hit the-
Yeah, I'm trying to hype you on this nigga, we all do.
And you old, I can hear the shit from one of your
young whippersnappers, you old.
I'm old, I acknowledge it.
I'm old.
Talking about bullshit.
No, I'm still right, you know what I mean?
You terribly wrong.
And the internet be gassing the shit,
now I get like 50 tweets now,
Mark said Cassie's the greatest rapper of all time.
And it's like, what they want to hear.
They want to hear, it's cool.
Well, I mean, they're still on your old men
can have babies thing.
Which is the dumbest shit ever.
That trumps all the other shit.
Because again, people want to hear what they want to hear.
I was 100% right on that too.
It's just people want to hear what they want to hear.
I didn't look for the truth.
I was just clowning around.
We were talking about trans men. It was a conversation about trans men.
She said, can men have babies? I said, yeah, trans men can have babies.
And because people don't actually know what trans men are,
they think that means men with penises, people born with penises.
They think I'm saying that everyone in this room can have a baby when it's
actually the opposite. I'm saying that if male with male right now were to become
trans identify as a man, she could still do whatever she could do before she
became a man unless she makes it as surgery. That's what I'm saying. Trans, identify as a man, she could still do whatever she could do before she became a man unless she makes it, has surgery.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that totally makes sense.
Fuck this guy.
How do you do this?
How do you?
No, that's, no, I feel him on that.
I let him, I let him, I let him.
I got him.
I was right, but then my book-
Let me say, no, no, no, no.
You're right, you're right in my book.
But no matter what I say, if I'm like, that nigga still think men can have babies.
That's a realm that we don't want to even enter.
Y'all still don't think he's ostentatious.
I am not ostentatious.
I am not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. You're right. You're right. But no matter what I say, if I'm like, that nigga still think men can have babies.
That's a realm that we don't want to even enter.
Y'all still don't think he's ostentatious.
He's not ostentatious.
He walk in the party, walk right to the fruit punch and say, hey, don't transmit that baby.
That's not ostentatious.
If me pulling my laptop out of the strip club is ostentatious, that's fucking ostentatious.
But it's fine. Pulling your laptop out of the strip club is ostentatious, that's fucking ostentatious, but it's fine.
Pulling your laptop out of the strip club is wild.
Is ostentatious.
Oh, it's totally ostentatious.
It's surreptitiously ostentatious, right?
You're actually, oh shit, he added words.
Yeah, serendipity.
Hey, Mark, please.
I remember that.
I love serendipity.
What you saying?
It's surreptitious.
I mean, it's the shit you do to make it look like you're not.
Surreptitiously, what'd that mean, man? It is surreptitiously. Hold on. I don't know what that means. It's like, it's to make it look like you're not.
Seraptitiously, what that mean, man?
It is seraptitiously.
Hold on.
But what is that?
I don't know what that means.
What is that?
I'm asking, man, Ms. Well-Red Wordsman.
What kind of syrup?
Is it in a sentence?
Yeah, it's adding special sauce to the fucking word.
It's like when you going out your way to be seen, but you are trying to be seen.
That's why I don't fuck with you, because you know that that was true to me. That's why I don't fuck with you because you know that that was true to me
That's why I don't fuck with you
If I'm being myself it's not Austin fucking Tisha's that's not true all right then I'm Austin Tisha
Of them
Own it
Your loss I'll take it I don't listen to y'all. Yeah. No, no, fuck y'all.
I should fuck y'all opinion on shit.
Fuck out of here.
Trying to grow up and be like Parks.
You can pull out a Hewlett Packard
in the middle of fucking.
Really quickly, before we continue
with the most ignorant takes you've ever heard
in your life, I do want to send special prayers
out to Randy Moss.
Oh, yes.
For sure, for sure.
Who disclosed that him and his family
are going through an internal health crisis.
He didn't say what that is.
He just asked for everybody to pray for him.
And I love Randy Moss.
Yeah, we got you, Doug.
Shout out to him, Doug.
He also said another message within that message.
He implored that all men go and get your screenings.
That is what he said.
Thank you.
All of the screenings that you need to do
for the ages that you are at,
that is what he said in his message.
No, what you about to throw another bottle?
You start reaching, I start.
Yo.
And I thought that was wonderful.
Squats ain't gonna help you, a prostate.
Exactly.
Before you came in this morning,
we were talking about prostate exams,
getting prostate exams, getting stuff checked,
and Corey was like, I'm not doing that shit.
And we told him he might be at risk.
So instead of making a doctor's appointment,
this nigga got a dumbbell,
and he's hoping to quit curls.
Like that's gonna stop you from working out.
At what age?
Fix it.
40 and up.
40 is when you start getting your prostate checked.
40 and up.
You're gonna do it, right?
Come on. Got a wife and kids, and you don't want to live for them.
Are you from my family?
I am.
Is it because you don't want to get a check?
Don't talk about his family.
I am.
I am going to.
I want to scare him straight.
Respect.
Okay.
He's not straight now?
Well, scare him into the...
Once I snap my fingers, you will forget you forever.
That was the funny...
He said, I'm not gay.
He said exactly that. Exactly. Once I snap my fingers, you will forget you forever. That was the funny thing.
He said I'm not gay.
He said exactly.
Exactly.
No, but deadass, I mean so many men, no, Cor, you don't mind me telling this, right?
Yeah, he doesn't want to get a prostate check because he doesn't want to get a prostate check.
He doesn't want the doctor to do the digital check.
You get the Halle Berry, Louis.
Right. He's a Halle Berry that takes you to the hospital. Nowadays You get the Halle Berry. Right?
Halle Berry takes too many.
Nowadays they start with your blood.
They'll take your blood and if your blood comes back at a certain level,
then they do the physical check.
But some niggas got blood in their assholes.
How would you know?
What are you talking about? How do I know?
The gold standard of testing for testing your prostate is the digital exam.
The blood cannot tell the doctor if you've got nodules on your prostate.
He needs to feel if it's soft and round.
Most of us take silver.
We'll take the silver.
I want the gold standard.
I want the platinum standard.
Exactly.
All you brothers out there, man, get checked over 40.
Ain't nothing gay about getting your prostate checked. Yes. Depend on who your doctor is. At the platinum. Exactly. All you brothers out there, man, get checked over 40. Ain't nothing gay about getting your prostate checked.
Yes.
At the doctor.
Depending on who you're talking to.
Right.
A little caveat.
The doctor might be with the shit.
But seriously, get that shit checked.
I gotta check again.
Get checked. Get all that shit checked.
Go to the doctor again.
Facts.
We've been silly up here with Mel and Mark.
They're absolutely right. We're going to up here with melanoma. Mark, absolutely right.
We're gonna use the platform to preach the word of good.
You say all the time,
prevention is better than a cure.
Not the word of good.
I do.
And that's part of prevention.
I mean, we'll check it out when the time come.
It's coming soon.
It's right here.
It's here.
I got two more years.
Or three more, until next year, then two more.
But yeah.
It'll save your life, man. We want you to live a long time. I appreciate that, I appreciate that, yes. Hmm. Ah. Or three more until next year, then two more. But yeah. It'll save your life, man.
We want you to live a long time.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that, guys.
Yeah.
I've been on a journey that, you know,
to want to live longer.
Good.
And be more healthier and just change.
You living life, though.
Yeah, just changing.
And flip, you know, you might like it.
That's true.
I think he will.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yo, I mean, my man, I ain't even rocking with that.
Come on, wait.
Yo, Mark, wait, Mark.
It's not the game.
Let me ask you a question, Mark.
It's not the game, but the doctor turning you on.
Mark, why you pushing?
Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.
It's a medical turnout.
Hey, yo, stop.
That's not the same time next week, Doc.
That's gotta stop.
That's gotta stop jumping in when I'm getting out of the,
yo, Mark, why you doing that?
Why you keep coming at me, Mark?
No, we keep, come on, bro.
Me? Can I tell, can I tell Flip what you used to say over there me, Mark? Come on, bro. Can I tell Flip what you said over there about...
He also said that when he go to the doctor and get all that shit done, his doctor smack him in the ass on the way out.
That's not what I said.
That's why you wear them tight ass pants, nigga.
That's why you wear them tight ass tighty-whities.
Those are Dr. Band.
I'm going to see Dr tiny light in you. Those are Dr. Ben. Yeah, those are the Ben.
I'm going to see Dr. Manfre today.
It's on.
What?
Dr. Manfre.
That's really his name, Dr. Manfre.
So, no, he knew I was nervous because like everybody else I was worried about.
So he slapped it up.
So, so, so.
Calm you down.
Yo, so the, yeah.
The white glove.
The white glove.
Then he put on KY Jelly.
And I was like.
Got you right.
What the fuck is wrong with that? Got you right. And he didn't want to tell me, so I was like, doc. You moan. Dwight Glover. Then he put on KY Jelly. And I was like, what the fuck is wrong with that?
And he didn't want to tell me, so I was like, Doc,
get this shit done.
Then he did it.
It didn't take long.
And then afterward, he smacked me on the back of the ass
and was like, good job, sweetheart.
And I was like, shh.
Honestly, it was so ridiculous that it made me laugh
that it took the tension out of the room.
See, you guys have some humor about this.
Relax yourself.
I think that's great.
Relaxed after this.
So you loosened up your cheeks.
What?
What the fuck?
What?
Hey.
The doctor was trying to fuck you, B.
Ish, you got trying.
Don't talk about Dr. Man for your life.
Ish, you got your prostate checked before?
Yeah.
What?
I got shot and the bullet put a hole in my prostate.
So I had that shit.
You was going to get, but it's not because you got shot,
it's because you're over 40.
Bitch.
I'm saying you would get it done.
I mean, but that's not.
He always want to grab his little soft.
I don't want him to think, oh, I ain't get shot.
That was not new to me.
I got that shit done when I was in my 20s and my 30s.
How many times?
But in your, you know what I'm saying?
But what about men?
I was always a male doctor.
But you're 49.
Yeah.
Would you be more comfortable if you had a female doctor doing it?
Oh, she strap you up. Look, look, look, look.
You're used to that.
She'd be like, that's just Thursday.
I'm not just...
Yeah, I'm just teaching.
I'm going to keep it real.
I'm not used to none of that, but what I'm saying, I'm going to get my prostate checked
because of the concerns y'all saying, but it's just when I'm ready.
When you 40, nigga.
Y'all can talk about all this fruity shit that y'all want to talk about.
We're not fruity about putting it in my bill.
Yeah, when I say this,
fruity was saying like,
what if Nile Blackman was doing this?
Nah, nah.
Oh, no.
Oh, hey.
Never, never my friend, never.
Yo, Puck the River.
She was Puck the River when we were trying to check you out.
Yo, yeah.
Yo, you see what you're doing?
You did that shit again, same shit with Holly, nigga.
You see what you're doing, same stupid shit. Oh shit Say shit with Holly, nigga. You see what you're doing?
Say it so much.
Oh shit, speaking of Holly.
Oh, you definitely like Holly, check.
Speaking of Holly.
Shout out to Holly.
Friendsgiving is Friday.
Podsgiving is Friday.
Okay.
I invited some people.
Get your peptides.
Get your peptides, cuz I sent an invite to Killers.
So Friday, after work, pods given.
I'm just telling y'all.
Get your peptides.
Get your peptides, girl, cuz I ain't gonna hold you.
The Killers was hitting back like I'm there.
Oh, shit.
What? Here go my girl flying in. The killers was hitting back like I'm there
Here go my girl flying
Of course, I knew you were coming So, please I don't know if Malcolm on ice is coming back to us.
But stay and get some lobster tails or some shit that's going on, man.
Do you think that any women or any of the women that you dealt with before, do you think
that they get there about?
I don't even remember nobody.
Now listen, this is what I'm about to ask you.
Great fucking answer.
You did it at Hercz.
You did it at Hercz because they see how you and Shawty is. I remember nobody. Now listen, listen what I'm about to ask you. That's a great fucking answer. You guys, fuck. No, listen, listen, listen. I'm not, I'm not.
You did it at Hurts.
You did it at Hurts because they see how you and Shade is.
They see how much, you know, how you guys over.
They don't see it because I'm not ostentatious.
Overcame whatever you overcame.
But this summer I'm dropping Lex off in a Ferrari one week.
And fucking, they think they doing something out there.
They niggas chase you out the other shit.
You don't go back to that spot.
You don't go back to that spot.
I love that spot.
Between me and Freeze.
This summer is happening.
Do you think people get jealous though, Joe?
For real, do you think people are jealous, like, not jealous, but like, damn, look out,
because it's a different you, you're up.
What?
It just hit me.
When I was thinking about the spots,
you had a little episode at the spot,
and then my man told me he seen you at the spot,
so now I know who you was talking about
that seen you at the spot, that said I'm frugal.
I think. He has been thinking about this
No, I wasn't thinking about that. I was just thinking about flips question and I remember you had an episode at the spot
So now that was the day you got the Maybach Yo! You put me through all these changes! Yo!
Bro!
Yo, my little!
Yo!
Fuck this nigga shit up out there!
They gonna jump the door shit out of you!
I Ubered here!
Yo!
Motherfucker!
You got me out there!
Antoine is an audio adventure.
You got me in the ass!
Where's he going?
They're gonna fuck you up.
Why you looking at me? They're gonna throw a ho, hook on you. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
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yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Did anybody see that shit that Travis Hunter's girl pulled the other day? I didn't know what happened.
He had a hell of a game.
Okay.
Hell of a game is understatement.
Yeah.
Well, let me find the stats.
Yeah, he's incredible.
Either side of the game is on the table.
Either side of the ball had a, like, he's just different.
You want to find the stats first?
Go ahead, you can control them.
Yeah.
So they showed, after the game is over, they're walking, I guess, towards the, uh, off the field.
Yes.
During the game, when he made one of them sick-ass plays, he went out of bounds toward the cheerleaders.
So he gave a look, the cheerleader, because he made a play and he was like, okay.
And then he went back on the field.
Okay.
They are assuming that that's what the girlfriend's
reaction.
Cold ass hug was.
That's what that was over?
I don't think so.
No, that couldn't have been that dog.
That's what they're assuming.
That's what they are.
I didn't see that part,
but that better not be what that was over.
But at the end, like just so everybody knows,
like he tried to, he gave her,
he reached in to give his lady a hug
and she gave him the
stiff body, like, I don't want you anywhere near me.
And clearly had an attitude, and this was every camera in the world was on him, this
was his last home game.
And he went crazy, over 100 yards, touchdown, he had an interception, he had the game of
a lifetime.
And all everybody could talk about afterward,
cause the camera was on the girlfriend was,
damn, he had just had the game of his life
right when he needed to have it.
And you make his moment about you.
I was, I watched-
So it'll be ex-girlfriend.
I watched this, this weekend.
I wrote that.
I wrote that right in the topics.
Travis under soon to be ex.
Yeah.
Well, she might be the ex by now.
Oh, he might be. For sure. I watched this, this weekend. I showed it to him with my. Travis under soon to be ex. Yeah. Well, she might be the ex by now. Oh, he might be.
For sure.
I watched this this weekend.
I showed it to my wife and I said to her,
actually I said, this is why the dudes on the pod say
I pander.
Cause when I saw the video, the first thing I thought was,
damn, what did he do to her so bad?
Oh, you're on ice.
Nigga, ice ain't think that shit.
You're on ice.
That's ice.
Don't put me in that bag.
I said what did he do to her so bad
that she would react that way?
Or maybe.
Don't put me in that bag.
Or maybe. Nobody reacts that way.
Before the game, he did the.
Go ahead.
I'm just trying to tell you, nobody reacts that way
unless they mad as shit about something.
Nigga, it ain't about you in this moment though right now.
It depend on what he did.
It depend on what he did.
Wait till we get back.
No, it don't depend on what he did.
Wait till we get back.
What if he fucked two of her girlfriends before the game?
Right.
So, talk about this, stay home.
That's not for that moment.
That's for when y'all get home.
But while these cameras is on, while these scouts are here,
and I'm projected to go top three in the draft,
and I just had the game of my life,
let's put that to the side.
If you love me, be happy for me,
and share in this moment with me, you're here.
You're here.
Or, or, or.
Hold on, Mark.
If he fucked two of her homegirls before the game,
and you knew that before the game,
and you in that mood, don't go to the fucking game.
Go home.
Then we deal with this later.
You taking this moment,
game of a lifetime, and making it about you in this moment.
Here's the thing, if I did something ignorant and shit to you,
something disrespectful to you.
And I usually stand on the side of the brothers.
If I came in this room right now,
knowing I did something fucked up to you,
and the camera's on, and I'm shaking everybody's hand,
maybe I won't come over and shake your hand,
because I know I'm putting you in a position
where now you have to shake my hand,
even though you don't want to.
So all I'm saying is that if he did,
and I don't know what he did, she could be totally wrong.
I'm just saying, I don't assume the worst of either of them,
but if he did something fucked up,
don't try to hug me in front of 50 million cameras.
If you know I did something,
if you know you did something fucked up.
Mark, you be losing the plot sometimes.
I ain't losing the plot.
Yo, honestly, I be on.
Hunter had 10 catches for 116 and three touchdowns.
I don't care if he scored 12 touchdowns.
If you did something fucked up to me,
your touchdowns don't erase that.
Mark, you shouldn't be at the game.
If that's how you feel, you should leave.
Because look, at the flip side, if he
walked off the field after the game and not embraced you at all
You're gonna have a problem with that
You're 1000% gonna have a major problem with that if it was because he looked at the cheerleader and then didn't embrace you
You're gonna have an even more
Yeah, you know what I hate to introduce like I hate to do this, but there's levels
He's not a second round he's a
first-day top three pick. He should be top two. Yeah.
They got him and shit going back to back. I'm saying when you when you are of superstar status you'll have to go to the game and hold it down at some point. I'm sure that
Steph Curry wife LeBron James wife,
all of the superstar wives when they come to the game,
I'm sure they was mad about some shit.
LeBron wife, they'd be saying she weird on the face sometimes.
But sometimes you gotta hold it down
and we'll deal with our private shit in private.
This is the problem, that was probably the biggest moment
of that young boy's life.
And the most important moment of that boy's life.
Not the time to make it about whatever the fuck you mad at
over this cheerleader.
Or whatever you mad at.
I'm not disagreeing with you,
but you just said LeBron James' wife
wears it on her face sometimes.
Some people say.
He's in year 22.
And she still might wear her emotions on her sleeve.
This girl.
And they say she just started doing that.
But this girl is roughly 20 years old.
She's a kid, she won't be there to draft.
You get what I'm saying?
She's roughly 20. Don't worry about it.
That's his fiance.
That ain't his girlfriend.
I don't care what she says today.
We don't know what happened,
because even during the hug,
she's like pointing in the stands or some shit.
And he copped it up.
Yo, what are you talking about?
What? Me? It was...
You know what I'm saying?
He doing shaggy shit, but I just think that
and that camera that got him was a camera
that was from afar away.
That's the other thing.
She might not have known she was okay.
It wasn't right after the game.
Like they up in the stands damn near coming down
and type of shit.
It wasn't on the field with the cameras
right there in your face.
She might not have known that they had the zoom on.
Dog, fix up and don't do it.
Fix up and don't do it again.
Those lessons will be learned.
Or somebody new will be in your spot.
But the conversation then led to significant others
that step on your moment and your spotlight.
C.D. Lambdraff.
That's the one.
Same shit, C.D. Lambdraff.
Yeah.
He took that phone back. Nah, she took his phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the one. Same shit, CD-LAM drive. Yeah. When his girl got up off the couch.
Nah, she took his phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's that session.
Like, are you crazy?
And you are out of here.
I'm not saying she didn't have or she didn't have.
Not right now.
I'm not saying nothing happened to make her want to go
on the phone.
Not now.
Not right now.
Not now.
That's it.
We're not trying to invalidate her feelings, Oprah.
But in the second example, that's an easy not now. What I'm saying, I'm not saying she's right and that's it. We're not trying to invalidate her feelings, Oprah. No, no, no.
In the second example, that's an easy not now.
What I'm saying, I'm not saying she's right and he's wrong.
I'm saying.
In the first one, it was an easy not now.
And I'm saying it depends on,
that behavior is so extreme and so unusual
that it makes me wonder what happened ahead of time.
And all I'm saying is, to me,
who's right and wrong depends on what happened
before the game, that's all I'm saying.
Not in the biggest moment of my life.
Yeah, that's why I'm just being real. Not in the biggest moment of my life. Not in the biggest moment of my life.
Whatever's on your mind, get curbed for the biggest moment of my life.
And you wouldn't want me to do it to you in the biggest moment of yours.
Or if it is that bad, leave and let's deal with this later.
Don't even have it here at the game.
You can go home.
If it's that bad.
Let's say something did happen.
Don't go to the game.
I can agree with that.
You shouldn't be here right now.
I can agree with that. Don't go to the game. You shouldn't be here right now. I can agree with that.
Don't go to the game.
You shouldn't be here right now.
I don't know what happened.
I think what happened is definitely
needs to be considered prior to judgment.
But, and again, I just think that where it was,
it wasn't down on the field, it was up in the stands.
She might not have known that camera was on her.
Yeah, she's new at this.
Oh, forget the camera. it ain't about the camera.
I just had the game of my life.
So let's just celebrate this right now,
we could deal with whatever we got,
I don't care if no camera saw it.
If no camera saw it and she did that to him
and he felt the way like he would still have that,
yo dog, you doing this right now?
Yes, depending on what it is.
Depending on what he did.
That's all I'm saying, it just depends on what he did okay well
then you will not marry the top one or two pick in NFL and that would be the price you bet
hey do it your way not just that not just that he might he might miss out on the
love of his life too and they won't probably not you never know you never
know but probably nah you never know but You never know. You never know. Nah.
You never know, but probably nah.
I mean, you might be right.
You might be right.
But in his instance, there was 900 billion people waiting
for her to do that so they could be in the spot
and not do that.
They might not be loving it.
They have to love it.
And that don't mean that the 900 billion people
are gonna fulfill what she's fulfilling.
She's special.
Yeah, we'll see
Bookmark this one. We'll see how special she is. We'll see how special she is
Everybody's replaceable
Sometimes you want to keep the 20 something.
You're replaceable if you're stepping on my moment.
Don't worry, we'll get you right the fuck out of here.
Okay.
We shall see.
I feel like that after a good pod.
No dogs not right now.
I smoked that shit.
You talking about wedding?
Girl, girl.
Don't let me go get two touchdownss a hundred yards at an interception.
What? I feel like that for way less.
Anyway Travis Hunter man congratulations and love wins.
I just chalk it up to her being really young and unsophisticated.
It's cool. You is what it is.
You know what, not to come full circle on something
that we talked about a million pods ago,
this is why the young athletes go get the old vintage pussy.
Yep, cause they know how to react.
Shit like Alice.
There's been so many times where I'm furious
right before we're about to walk on a red carpet.
And as soon as we get out the car, it's all smiles and lovey fucking.
And I'll handle your motherfucking ass later.
But right now you hit your Ben Affleck. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
But time and experience teaches you that big bands.
Shout to Ben. Number one for the town.
Number two for going girl number three I
Got going girl girl girl. That's movies ever
Love going girl love it and the book I read the book and the book me neither, but the niggas that say that
Now the book
The book is way better. Oh my God, if you read the book,
the movie would be nothing, Zee.
I'm just lying, I'm hitting my mouth.
But anyway, and three, word on the curb.
Spun that block again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he spun that block.
Back to YC.
Wait, which one?
The other one.
The other one.
Garner. The other Jennifer.
Yeah. Yes, sir. The other Jennifer she's looking good in capital one commercials
Just ain't put up with them headaches about it. Yeah headaches see
everybody ain't replaceable I
Excuse me everybody not replaceable a lot of people are they are that's true. This world is full of mediocrity
World is absolutely full of mediocrity. That's true. This world is absolutely full of mediocrity.
Here's one I got for y'all that wasn't in my notepad
and it's not on the board
because I was too pussy to do it.
But these last two topics leave me here
and since this is y'all take on Travis Hunter,
I would love to hear your take
on what the word on the curb is about
Meg and Markel spending Thanksgiving by herself
because she's going through a separation with Prince Harry.
No idea.
The internet is saying, you fucking bitch.
Why are they saying that about her?
Why?
Like you tore him away from his family.
Because he chose her over everything, okay?
And for it to not work, it didn't work.
That's a badass bet. That don't to not work? It didn't work. That's a bad ass bet.
That don't mean that one.
So they blaming her.
Right, which is crazy.
She got blamed for everything at this point,
so why not just tack that on?
What are you talking about?
I'm being so sarcastic.
From what I've heard,
he ain't the most fondest of his family.
Yeah.
But that could have been a whole book of fucking spare.
That could have been an ideal prior to her.
But it came to head with her.
Because of her.
With her.
With her and because of her.
And the way they treated her.
In the chat.
And again, it may not be because of her.
It could be because of the ideals.
So y'all on the girl side with everything.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm saying.
He watched the way that the press
and everybody else treated his mother
and that there was a direct parallel between that and her.
And so he's an honorable man and he decided
that he was going to be her man and protect her.
And I think that there was real issues within the family
which is why he wrote a whole fucking book called Spare.
So there was already existing issues
that just kind of got exacerbated
by the woman he fell in love with
Sure, I'm not on the woman side on this. I don't I just don't default that she's wrong
Yeah, I'm saying I have no fucking idea who's fault it is
But I don't assume that if he went through all that shit and they don't stay together
That means that she did something wrong. Do you believe that two people that enter the same happy loving relationship?
voluntarily
Make the same exact sacrifices or do
you believe that one person may sacrifice more than the other person one
person it's never nothing is ever 50-50 okay
nothing's ever 50-50 but I think the internet response is only because none
of us know and I'm with you we shouldn't assume anything but the internet
response is only because they believe him to have sacrificed more like they calling her shit like
B-list actress who?
What do they call her a divorcee or whatever?
Yeah, but then she dipped on suits. Yeah, she was great. And then she absolutely
Thanks for the spoiler alert. I'm on season three bits
But wait, and not only did she dip spoiler alert then they hate when I do that but
her
I'm not saying this has anything to do with anything. This is just the happenings of when you together
Her rate shot through the moon
So what it looks like is she used him it just looks come up come up
Maybe not maybe not using I don't want. Or come up, maybe not using.
I don't want to say use.
Not using, maybe not using, but.
But marriage is for better or for worse.
I feel you.
They might be taking a break.
Until death do us part.
They might be taking a break.
Maybe.
And sometimes the person who makes all the sacrifices,
took all the risks, still is the person who's wrong
and fucks up.
He could be wrong.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm not saying that he's right because he's Prince Harry.
Right.
I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that a lot of people on the internet,
they love royal people, right?
And so they're like, they love celebrities,
they love royal, and they love the palace intrigue.
So they're like, whatever happens,
she ruined our family, she ruined our shit.
They've always thought that,
and they're looking for an excuse to be pissed at her.
Again, she could be 1,000% wrong.
I have no fucking idea.
But I just don't assume that.
Yeah, but tell me you're gonna be 1,000% wrong
before I leave my word of family.
And this so-called come up came at like an extreme price too.
Right, and the internet court of public opinion,
because if it don't work out, she's wrong.
How about, how about if he a thousand percent wrong?
Right, Harry could be snorting coke off two hoes right now.
Right.
And she got a grinning bear because he worked for more bread?
Right, like, you don't know.
Are you asking me?
Yeah. Oh, no. So I'm just saying, like, we don't know. Are you asking me? Yeah.
Oh, no.
I don't think that's it.
So I'm just saying, like, we don't know
what necessarily took place in their relationship.
At all.
But I'm sure, and this is the part
that people are not getting because we always
put money above any and everything else,
she's lost a bunch of shit too.
Love comes before money for me.
Like, she's lost a bunch of shit too, like. Like money for me. Like she's lost a bunch of shit too.
Like what?
Like her anonymity.
Like some shoes, right?
Like no, mad shit.
My nigga, she lost mad shit and fucking with him.
Wait, nah, she did lose a lot.
She lost anonymity, that's true.
Fuck out of here.
Bro, everything black lady, how you view shit,
everybody else view it is different.
I ain't saying nothing.
It's tougher if you're an actress because you probably don't want the anonymity anyway.
Because you probably want to be famous.
But not that level of famous.
Not that level of famous.
Not in to me.
You might not want to be anonymous, but you definitely don't want to be on the bullseye everybody.
We're thinking about it from an American perspective also.
Like, yo, dog, over here, the king and queen and the royal family and all that shit ain't nothing.
When you go over there, my nigga nigga that shit is a totally different ballgame
That's why they brought the baby over here and everything like you don't know we're not even fucking with y'all
Yeah, they raked her over the coals consistently every single day
Do you feel like that man? Do you feel like she should have you know for the sacrifices that he made in order to be with her?
You feel like she should have at least put her best foot forward.
Not saying that she didn't, but at least try to make it work.
I think under the most normal circumstances,
that marriage and relationships are fucking hard.
He made the biggest sacrifice in her.
But that's an assumption.
You're assuming that.
What sacrifice?
You are assuming that.
And we don't know their dynamic.
What sacrifice did you take?
The shit he lost, he might not have won it.
I mean, there's evidence that he didn't want to be part of a royal family.
When you're part of a royal family and you choose to go against the...
Disown the family and all that type of shit.
The institution.
The institution and everything.
That comes with a lot.
That's not easy.
And he's been in the spotlight.
Mom, it's been a lot with him.
So of course we're gonna say that
he made more of a sacrifice than her.
But what if I fucked with the family from the jump?
Even before I ever met her.
I think he hated that shit.
Then?
Even before I ever met her.
Okay.
And be clear like this shit.
Yeah, but you didn't act on it until she came.
I could have got with her to spite the family.
No, it didn't get publicized until she came.
I could have got with her to spite them.
I could have been acting on it all along,
but just nobody knew about it until this situation
presented itself.
Again, over there, there are news that they getting over
there about the royal family is not the same news we get.
Bro, we've seen instances.
Their mother has passed away since.
They had mad shake-ups in the whole fucking hierarchy
over there.
So all of those things could have been happening at a time
that was...
Bro, we've seen instances where somebody don't fuck with the family
And they'll go date outside or date the one that they would never be rebellious. That's true
He could have that could have been that for him. I know they're gonna hate her right this will piss him off
Yeah, this was right here fuck the ultimate fuck you're here, but then that's then we gonna have a baby
Then he's a piece of shit if he did that and all of it not necessarily somebody close the cell, please
Then he's a piece of shit if he did that. And all of it's not necessarily.
Somebody close us out please.
Yeah, well.
In closing, we don't know what the fuck happened,
but we wish them well.
Prayers and thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
There we go.
Yeah, go wrong with thoughts and prayers.
And she fired.
Woo, Lord fucking.
You smoke up.
I didn't know who she was.
Ready for some Harry leftovers.
You clean it right on her, right?
Clean up on aisle five.
No he would not.
He would not fuck Meghan Markle.
You think so?
If he was single he would.
Ish would knock up his neck.
Ish would be the Prince of Wales.
He would knock up his neck.
Hello, square out.
Hey, Ish, Ish, come here.
Walk in a slow motion, nigga.
We got like 10 minutes.
Sit down, Ish.
Yeah, you be the Prince of Wales.
You be that nigga.
You would go fuck Ish.
Bring her right to Mr. East.
What's wrong with you?
Jesus Christ.
That's a flex.
Mark and Mel, do y'all have anything on Biden
pardoning his son?
Bullshit.
Nepotism at its finest and abs,
that's exactly what the fuck he should do
on his way out the door.
Pardon your son.
I love it.
No, but hold on, people,
but he just took a play out of Trump's book.
Thank you, exactly.
Yeah, because now he's blaming the Republicans
and other people saying that-
There was a witch hunt.
The reason why my son had gotten to all of this situation
or is because-
He wanted, yeah, they wanted to attack him.
He stepped on her and then asked for her help.
No.
She was doing it and then you stepped on her
and now you're talking about them.
No, that's hate.
That's hate. That's hate. That's hate, that's cool. You didn't have to be the person to reject it. help. No, she was doing it and then you stepped on her.
That's hate. That's hate. That's hate. You left the person in her a**.
You said what? You were here.
That person made she was straight quirky from Life Goes On.
And on top of that, that's hate. That's hate.
Cause I'm trying to participate and I'm like, yo Mel,
and that's the thing.
She's not helping you no more. It's over for that, my nigga.
I'm gonna shit on you soon. I'm gonna shit on you soon. I'm gonna shit on you soon and that's the thing. She not helping you no more. It's over for that, my nigga. You're not saving you no more.
I'm gonna shit on you soon.
I'm gonna shit on you soon.
I'm gonna shit on you soon.
I got something for you next week.
I'm gonna shit on you soon.
See, I didn't want to stop.
It's not hard to fuck the bonuses out.
So you just get it all out the way.
Yeah, Mel.
I'm sorry.
Help me out, homie.
Hold him down, Mel.
Oh, you know, I said what I said.
He's a 1,000%% of what the fuck he did.
He's taking a page out of fucking Trump's book.
Yes, exactly.
Pardon your fucking son on your way out the door.
I don't know, but I think every criticism that was made from both sides, I think is correct.
I think Biden pardoning his son was the right thing to do.
It was a witch hunt.
They had a plea deal, and the Republicans came in out of Congress and jumped into a proceeding and said this isn't a
tough enough sentence. The sentence he got is the same thing that everybody
would get. And then the Republicans came in and changed it. What was the sentence?
They were offering no jail time. There's gonna be no jail time. That's not
something that everybody get. That's the sentence that most people get.
My black ass wouldn't have gotten it. That's not a sentence that we don't get if our family is not well
connected in the political forum. I the people that- It's not a sense that we don't get if our family is not well connected in the political
forum.
I disagree with that a little bit, but my point is we shouldn't be mad at Biden for
giving his son that.
We should be mad at Biden for not making sure everyone else got that.
True.
That's all I'm saying.
So the two things can be equally true and they are synonymous.
That's what I just said.
I said I agree with all the arguments.
They're synonymous.
Like you're the same motherfucker that wrote a bill that drug the drug addicts this and that the other now
Your son is one of those drug addicts and that's something we I think people are mad at the wrong shit
So your son is one of the motherfuckers that you was critiquing back in the 80s
Yep is now come back to haunt your ass and the chickens came home the roost
Yes, son is one of the niggas that you was calling to be locked up lock your fucking son up nigga
No, and that's why I wish if my fucking son first, you're right
I'm listen, you know, we all do it. I'm gonna say no
The criticisms toward him. Oh go ahead. His actions are definitely valid
Chris on the way and that's what I'm saying
If you're also if you're criticizing me for something from that did the 80s to something that's happening today
No, we talking about the ideal
today. Yeah.
No, we talking about the ideal.
I get it.
I get it.
I understand what you're saying.
Black families were destroyed based on the shit that you wrote.
Let's destroy your fucking family.
My funny, my shit about this is everybody that's criticizing, if y'all Pops was the
president and y'all was in that position.
Where do I sign?
So shut the fuck up.
But he lied about it.
But he lied about it.
I done did that.
That's the part that I had to get you.
He also said he wasn't going to pardon his son. No one's above the had to get you with. He also said he wasn't gonna pardon his son.
No one's above the law.
No one's above the law.
Yeah, because I was supposed to say that at the time.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What you gonna say on camera?
Yes, yo, I'm gonna pardon my son.
He's above the law, but the rest of you
are going to go to jail.
What? No, I'ma say, all politicians
get in front of the camera and say what they think
are the right thing to say.
You want me to read part of his statement?
Or write an address?
Or what I'm supposed to say?
Well, contradict that shit next week.
I'll fix that shit a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
What are we talking about?
Lady in the glass house.
Hmm.
I think this is crazy.
The charges in his case came about only
after several of my political opponents in Congress
instigated them to attack me and oppose my election.
Then a carefully negotiated plea deal
agreed to by the Department of Justice
unraveled in the courtroom
With a number of my political opponents in Congress taking credit for bringing political pressure on the process had the plea deal held
It would have been fair reasonable resolution of hunters case and he wouldn't have gotten involved man
I don't care about none of that my kid could have got caught with
16 dead hookers and three birds
My kid could have got caught with 16 dead hookers and three birds.
Where do I fucking sign, this is how the world works.
The real world, not the ideal world where it makes sense
over here and for over here.
The real world works like this.
Where do I come home?
You know, that's where the, do you know who my dad is?
Do you know my father worked?
That's what all that shit means.
There's another piece to this too though, right?
He didn't just pardon them for a specific,
this is a very-
I'm pardoning for everything.
So but listen what I'm saying,
this is an unusual pardon.
Usually you pardon somebody for a thing that they did.
Right?
He pardoned him for-
No, listen what I'm saying.
He pardoned him for any crime committed
from 2014 until the end of this month.
So that's such a wide net
that that sounds like he's trying to cover
something else up too. Not just for his son before himself for anything
he's tied up in. Maybe. That's just the parts of it they didn't even do yet.
I'm the president. I'm just I'm just saying it looks suspicious. It is very
suspicious and I'm saying people have a right to be mad about that. And the
people today, the powers that be say so. Yes. Lions don't give a fuck about the opinion
of sheep. There you go. That is a quote and it's a quote for a reason. What I'm
saying is fuck all of them. I would have done the same shit but I could still
point out that Joe Biden is on bullshit. He's on bullshit. But he's been on bullshit.
Just to be clear. This ain't new. No he's been on bullshit. Every president also
just to be very clear. Every politician. I's been on bullshit every president also just to be very clear every politicians
I'm just talking for the pardons though every like Bill Clinton pardon his brother Roger
Who got caught with coke there was no political witch hunt there was no let me just said you got coke
I don't want you to go check them check this out. Let my father be the president
president.
Yo. What?
I'm doing it all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My father the president.
I don't know what y'all talking about.
I'm driving.
And this shit has happened since the beginning of.
That's the real world.
His legacy fucked up though.
Who legacy?
Who?
Biden.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Tell me why.
Because.
I'm 160 years old.
Right. Tell me why. Because I'm 160 years old. Right.
Tell me why.
Because to the people, he didn't do the right thing.
Is George W. Bush's legacy fucked up?
Yes.
I got a whole arc.
I don't fuck with George W. Bush,
I just asked about that Saddam Hussein shit on Twitter.
You don't legacy.
In 20 years, Flip, in 30 years,
niggas ain't gonna remember that shit.
Yeah, see, that's in hindsight, but what I'm saying is that. shit. Yeah see that's that's yeah that's in
hindsight but what I'm saying is that that's legacy. Yeah that's legacy big dog. Yeah but when I'm
his right now as of right now niggas ain't putting respect on Democrats name or Joe Biden name for
this shit. No that's the fucked up one. I think that his legacy has you know got a stain on it for a
completely different reason than this. This is like whatever. But Mel, this is genocide. There.
Yeah, I understand.
Oh, shit.
And y'all are optimistic in that?
What do you mean?
That y'all think that that's gonna stain his legacy,
because it ain't.
No, but it should.
I agree it won't, but I think it should.
I think that's what's pissing me off here,
to see these people outraged about pardoning Hunter Biden
while 45,000 people and guys are dead right now.
Yeah.
Or like, yeah.
I think that, yeah, there's a really big difference
between George W. Bush starting the fucking war in
a country against a country that had nothing to do with the fucking towers.
Exactly.
But this was 2002, 2003.
This is really when the internet was kind of in its infancy.
Now at 2024, this will result in a stain on his record in, you know, in comparison to George W. Bush and,
you know, Iraq and all that shit. But don't take your eye off the ball. That's something I'll tell
everybody. Don't take your eye off the ball because while we're outraged about Hunter Biden,
Donald Trump's about to probably pardon all the January 6 crazy people. For sure. For sure.
That was happening regardless of... Exactly. But he's going to use this as an excuse. Well,
they're not playing fair, so I'm going to do gonna do that shit anyway Uh-huh. He already Paul Manafort Rogers. I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm all gang. Yeah
Everybody yo Donald Trump y'all held it down. That's how you that's how I go
Donald Trump comes from old school and they do too. Yo, you my man, right?
I don't give a fuck you go sit up for eight months. I got you. Yeah
When you come home, I got you you good
Yeah
And you know what his man go sit up and his man went and sat up and got pardoned
and is still filthy rich and I still got a fucking ally
in the White House.
Which one are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
Half of them.
He pardoned his, yeah, he pardoned gang
when they wouldn't rat.
So thinking about that then,
it makes me think of a YSL trial.
Because that's finally over now.
And everybody's home.
Except for a couple. Except for a couple people not home, but you're right. Now. And everybody's home, except for one.
Except for about a couple people not home,
but you're right.
A couple people pleaded out, but.
And it ended in acquittal for my man.
For Yak Gotti.
Yeah, exactly.
Which was major.
Not guilty of all charges.
Is this the biggest rap victory ever?
I mean, they kicked the state's ass.
Yeah, they did.
I mean, this is like some movie shit.
This is like-
The state kicked their own ass.
That's true.
But they just keep it real. That's true. The state beat their own ass in this one. Whatever. Which, I know now is like some movie shit. This is like they kick their own ass That's just keep it real true the state beat their own ass in this whatever which I know I've seen some people
Oh, it was a real care about the details. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we celebrate
A rap victory dog this shit look like they do the game again paid was a rap victory
This is a little I mean like actual like, you know, they do the game
We don't care about the details as long as we like we want. Oh, we talking about people that kicked their ass.
Shit, DJ Drama kicked their ass.
That's another good one.
Murder Inc. kicked their ass.
Like, these are, you don't beat that.
Murder Inc. shit was a big one.
That's a huge, oh, that might be one.
That, yeah, that was a big one.
That's a major one.
And DJ Drama.
And then it kicked their ass.
I'm just talking about Rap Victories.
Yeah, Rap Victories.
Okay.
I love it when,
if a nigga don't believe in jail, I definitely love when niggas believe
in jail.
Murder Inc was a big one.
It was a big one.
Murder Inc to me might be the biggest one.
I just knew Irv was going to have to.
So the victory and kicking the ass are two different things.
John Gotti kicked the ass.
Murder Inc just won.
One.
That's fair.
Gotti kicked the ass.
It crippled Murder Inc.
And they haven't repaired it.
And they did a lot to Murder Inc, man.
Like they cut Murder Inc's old money off.
They couldn't even help preem.
Like the feds really, Murder Inc.
You ain't even hold them down.
One by a hair, huh?
Talking all that Queen shit.
And your name, Queen's Flip.
Wow.
That is kinda crazy.
I ain't know who.
That's crazy when you think about it.
Has nothing to do with Warpreet.
That's crazy.
Oh, now you disowning.
As soon as the feds came, you ain't know Murder Inc no more.
That has nothing to do with Warpreet.
You use Edgewater Flip. You know, I'm from Webbing Niddy. I live after them. There you go. Yeah. Call your big brothers and back down.
Get out.
Get out of here.
That's their people's issue.
They call them when they want to speak to me.
It's cool.
Get out of there, man.
It's cool, man.
I don't have nothing else.
I want to let you all know December 10th is around the corner.
If any of y'all are December 10th is around the corner
if any of y'all are getting a stomach ache a
migraine
Have some ailments that will enable you from coming to work that day. I understand. I don't know this in the 10th
Yeah, what's the same time?
Omar stop Omar is coming back. Ah. Omar?
Oh, I mean, fuck.
Fuck.
You got the wire.
Rest in peace to my brother, Mike Williams.
My man, I love you, nigga.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
Yo, I'm gonna, yo, yo, yo, you off.
Mike Williams.
Omar, from the wire.
Okay, let's do this.
Rest in peace.
You white, it's all right.
Yo, you turning.
Yo, Omar, I mean Umar.
Yo catch your head, I'm going to fuck you up when I get out of here.
It's coming back December 10th.
You turning up nigga, you turning the fuck up.
You all turning up.
December 10th.
We the same.
No we not the same nigga.
Nigga we said in the third quarter, we sat here in fucking August.
I like this shit. We sat here in July and August said in the third quarter, we sat here in fucking August. I like this shit, John.
We sat here in July and August
and said the fourth quarter is coming up.
Well don't try to be like modest,
like you, I like to.
It's not, it's not modest at all.
I'm one of the hardest working dudes in show business.
I work hard.
It ain't about modesty at all.
And I know when to work hard.
I know when the payout is high,
I know when the payout is low.
That's fine.
I know when the algorithm's his algorithm, and I mean, we the same, we know what time it is in the fourth quarter, you
too. Like don't think it goes unnoticed, you too. Shout out to anybody out there that's on there, on there grizzly, on there grind, I miss that area hip-hop, I'm on my grind, I miss that.
Yeah, nah, we turning up. Big Mel, I think everybody is turning up, personally.
Personally, I think it's turning up, personally. Personally.
I think it's dope. I can't wait.
Totally different job than what y'all came in here and did in July.
This is one of those awkward moments I guess.
Y'all just sprinkle some silence on it.
Remember July?
Niggas couldn't even find a part of the month, they almost just threw it out the window.
It's like, nah, I'll put all of them in the trash.
That's funny to you?
Yeah.
Like, we're giving you credit, man.
You want to talk about some shit that's made up on the fucking internet and space.
No, no.
Joe Button made that up.
We all was trash in July.
Did you make a pot of them on July?
We all was trash in July.
I'm asking you, did you make that up?
No.
All right, that's what I'm referring to.
Oh, okay, no.
Yeah. I didn't know how you felt, how we were, it was just.
Everybody here know that I think we was all trash.
We all entitled to a bad month.
And I called it in the winter.
Yes, you did.
There's no surprises with me, trust patterns, not people.
It's okay, but the bounce back boys, I play with us.
We're the best in the world.
We are the best in the world.
In the world. I don't give a fuck what the best in the world. We're the best in the world in the world
I'm gonna fuck with them white boys doing over there. We are the best in the world. That's it There's nothing that could be done about it. I can't wait to umar come I can't wait to see my two
Oreo Oreo gets action
That was
My nigga ready now, nigga It's shit marked, Oreo. That was a little crazy. Wow. Pause.
Yeah, a little crazy.
See my nigga ready now, nigga.
No you're not.
You call out.
I think that's your day too.
I think they're falling like your day, if you want it.
You playing with my man like that.
You never, nigga.
You do got a day.
Never, I'm taking that day, nigga.
Never.
I'll take that day.
I'm going on vacation.
Never, that nigga good.
That's going to be a conversation I'm on vacation. Never, that didn't get good.
That's gonna be the conversation I knew before too.
Real quick, and then I'm leaving this
because I fucked with y'all enough.
Is there anybody here that is day watching?
Huh?
You know how we pocket watch?
Is there anybody in here that's Tuesday watching?
Like keeping a count of whose Tuesday it is off.
She pitching herself.
How many Tuesdays people had off.
She pitching herself.
Go pitch yourself.
I'm not going to.
As a matter of fact, I got asked, do you want a Tuesday off?
And you turned it down.
It was last, and I said no.
Shout out to you, man.
I asked the nigga, hey, am I up?
I'm a straight shoot.
Look at this nigga.
I hit Ian last night.
Yeah.
Look at this nigga.
Yo dogs.
Listen, I was, I had a lot of shit going on yesterday.
I was like, yo, am I up?
And he was like, I can't say what he said, but I'll tell y'all off camera.
Can I jump in real quick?
Sure.
Did you see all the Transformers movies?
Like, did you see all the Transformer movies?
Like did you see how they performed without Bumblebee? Are you fucking nuts?
Are you fucking stupid?
If you go in there I'm gonna fuck you up.
No, I'm asking if he seen.
I've seen it, I've seen it.
Like was Optimus Prime the man
when Bumblebee was home chilling?
He's getting his ass whooped a little bit.
You are Bumblebee, yo.
Come on, we need you.
That's kind of what Ian said.
So, I'm cool.
Niggas do not want to work together.
No, no, no, it wasn't that.
These niggas are cool.
You came up with a method and then changed it.
You came up with a method and then changed it mid method.
Cause y'all was too great.
No, cause yeah.
It was such a seamless fit.
And you did that to our man.
You just did it.
All of a sudden when it's his turn,
nigga you totally forgot.
That's when the shit stopped.
No more Tuesdays.
Boom.
Stopped it.
But then the next Tuesday was his.
Yeah.
The next one that came was his.
We brought it up though.
Well, we gonna bring it up because we on air. We talked too much for a living. But the next off came was his. We brought it up though. Well we're gonna bring it up because we on air,
we talk too much for a living.
But the next off day was him, he just happened to be sick.
As well.
It's hot.
Now he should get a day off when he's not sick.
I'm sure he'll be the best husband in the world
on that day.
Nah, that's on God.
For sure.
He that anyway.
Everyday Valentine's Day with him. Remember?
You know what's funny? He's been podding for four years. He still don't pod.
Like that's just him.
That's just him.
He don't give a fuck.
I don't have anything else that's near and dear to my heart.
You guys, everybody's been great today.
Don't try to be great till Christmas.
Before we get out of here,
we just want to say rest in peace to Eminem's mom.
For sure, prayers go out to Eminem's mom.
Oh yeah, I was doing my fucking prayers go out to,
Eminem was on that list, man.
Eminem was on that list.
And TD Jakes.
Yeah, yeah.
Eminem and TD Jakes on that list, man.
I'm keeping y'all, keeping y'all in my prayers.
I love you both. Hopefully everybody keeping y'all in my prayers. I love you both.
Hopefully everybody out there keeps them in their prayers.
Let's pray, the power of prayer.
Come on, come on, the power of prayer, for real.
Honestly.
Anybody else have anything out there
that they have to get off their chest?
Anybody know what they're case?
Real quick, I didn't do it before,
but I definitely wanted to shout out to my mom.
She got a citation from the mayor's office
for saving a man off the train tracks.
Like so.
Oh, nice.
Nice, Mama Cliff.
Yeah, and Eric.
Hey, she jumped down to Gotham?
Yeah, Eric Adam.
Your mom is a good person.
Shout out to my mom, Marie.
You know, I've been making her do it, but you know.
That's some courageous shit.
That's incredible.
Sometimes the apple falls far. Very far. It roll all the way down the hill. All the way down the hill. That's incredible. Sometimes the apple falls far.
Very far.
It roll all the way down the hill.
It roll all the way down the hill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes it's a hill.
She been doing that my whole life.
She can roll right away.
Real quick, let me just close this.
I always ridicule her for doing what Mark does,
like getting in people's business
and trying to help people on the side of the street.
Like you say, yo, it's dangerous, chill out,
and chill out, and finally, you know,
it's paying off and they're acknowledging her.
She's been doing this for years.
She got some spanky?
I don't know.
She's just been doing it for years, stopping people from fighting, breaking shit up, saving
people.
I ain't doing none of that shit.
She's just been doing all this stuff.
So, you know, they finally acknowledge her.
That is dope.
Shout out to, you know, shout out to my mom.
We need people out there to do it, because I'm not.
Yeah, nah, dead ass.
And the app wouldn't fall far from the tree, nigga, because I saved you, like you saved me.
Oh.
And I'm forever appreciative of it.
You don't care because you get a lot of money.
Yo, nigga, when a nigga get money,
he don't just let a nigga sleep with him.
Hey, Flip, what?
Nigga see it, you getting a lot of money too.
No. You eating, dog.
I'm not getting it. You eating good.
I seen the change. You walk different shit.
Yeah, yeah, so we let you live, cause you know.
Yeah, he coming in here just doing what the fuck.
No, you getting money.
Stop saying I'm doing it.
That boy getting money.
It's alright.
I'm not talking about, they got these people that are mature, because if you sit in front
of a bunch of younger people, you know, it'll be different.
These are some mature people, so they don't take you serious, what you saying.
No, we know, we see it.
We just not hating.
I'm a team player, and I think it's great, and I think that we did great today.
It's an amazing show today today and I'm extremely excited.
It's a go.
Shout out to man Ish.
What's a go?
Shout out to Ish.
It's kind of my crib, I need you to fix up my crib
for the free too.
My window.
I throw you something.
I throw you something.
I throw you like a hundred dollars.
Oh shit.
A hundred dollars.
It's just it.
It's for real.
If you admit.
What you could fix for some goobers or some candy.
What's your favorite candy?
He built a whole fucking extension for some candy.
He'll build a house.
Is there an insulting price?
Like you know how sometimes you do something for somebody,
you be like, I don't want nothing, but if they give you something,
is there an insulting price?
Are your house rates the same since you joined this pod,
or have you upped it on these bitch ass niggas?
I haven't.
Put the headphones on here.
Start whispering, putting on this sex voice. I don't even know what house rates mean, but I have it. Put the headphones on here. No, he says I have it. Stop whispering, you putting on this sex.
I don't even know what house rates mean, but I have not.
Being in what you're talking about.
Your repair rates and shit, like what you're doing, y'all.
This is ball time.
Even with inflation, with the prices of the tools going up,
you still ain't raised the price.
You raised the rents on them niggas?
Niggas, and the prices of the tools went up.
Y'all, you raised the rents on them niggas, though?
Nah.
No?
Good for you.
Come on, y'all. I don't believeas though. Nah, no good for you
We get to the bottom of this real quick
Let me just make sure.
You might get a mail, my man. I'm gonna read this from somebody named Chicks.
I had so much fun with our part of the show last week.
And shout, yo, sign up to Patreon right now, yo.
Facts.
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Right there.
Go sign up to Patreon and then take your check
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No.
Use promo code JBP.
Yeah, don't spend it if you're not
going to use promo code JBP now.
They'll give you 50.
We got it.
Hey, hey.
On top of your check.
You know how much money you got to make to tell somebody,
I can give you $50? Anyway. Boy. For your check. You know how much money you gotta make to tell somebody I can give you $50?
Anyway.
For your five.
You see Shorty posted that all that wire too.
They were saying that she wasn't really going to get paid.
Yes she was.
She posted that wire.
I'm going to pay her that one million, I'm going to bring back.
Listen, I got a great part of this show for y'all.
This is from somebody named chicks
Chick says here what up there one
This question is for the guys, but Mel you can answer too. Thanks. So I guess it's for everyone then
Anyway, I've been with my man for several long years. No, we're not married or live together and that's that's peace
years. No we're not married or live together and that's peace. Not the issue here. As of recently he's been working more trying to make moves and leveling
up and I 100% support it. That's right. Let's get down to the problem.
Sex has diminished drastically and it's bothering me. I've tried to set up dates
and be understanding his schedule but it's still not enough. Flashback to three years ago,
I randomly met a man, not my man. We were together already,
but I randomly met a man at a function and had immediate mutual attraction to one
another. It's bitches.
New guy is also in a relationship. Oh, that's a couple of moves up here.
A little standby piece with some chemistry.
New guy is also in a relationship,
but over the years we flirted a little something light.
Nothing too crazy.
Fast forward to today.
New guy is still flirting with me,
waiting for his opportunity to beat it.
And I can't lie. I've thought about letting him get some in my heart and my I don't want to
cheat on my man on the part of the show you guys y'all are stepping over chicks
she's almost done in my heart and mine I don't want to cheat on my man again but
my kitty cat is screaming something else.
My question is, how do I convey to my man in a way that he gets it that we need more
sex?
Follow-up question, is he fucking someone else?
My woman brain says no.
He doesn't seem to have the time, but I'm not naive enough to believe
where there's a will, there's a way.
Let me know what y'all think.
I'm tossing it to the best fucking crew in the universe.
Man, that man, Faithful as hell, you out there,
you projecting your bullshit on him.
He trying to make your life better.
He working for y'all, to try to put y'all into a better situation. You out here trying to make your life better. He working for y'all.
To try to put y'all into a better situation.
You out here trying to get a box away.
Get a rose.
And if you giving the box away will lead to him
being able to successfully level up in peace,
level you both up, then go fuck him.
Or if giving the box away will lead him to break up with you
and then he can go and
Yeah
So ask yourself chicks is the risk worth the reward
Because that's the problem with uh
You and the new person you flirting with both having somebody they don't y'all don't usually break up at the same time. Never, never. And then-
He might not break up at all.
Yeah.
That part.
He might not be going nowhere.
Yeah.
He just wanna hit.
That's it.
Very much so.
And then you get to falling in love
and thinking y'all got something over here
and guess what, he going home.
And don't tie the two together.
If you wanna have a conversation with your partner
about you being sexually satisfied or your intimacy,
then do that and come to some type of conclusion before you give the
kitty cat away. Two thoughts. Because the girls go out and fuck the nigga and then
the dick be bad and then they come back and then the nigga find out be mad, leave,
level up. She gonna find another excuse to fuck another nigga. What you talking about? Hopefully not.
I'm gonna take out a word that she really wants
to be what I do.
And you know what?
When your dude is leveling up,
that comes with you making some sacrifices as a partner.
It does.
I hate to break it to you.
We not gonna be able to fuck the way we once did.
We won't be able to go on the dinner dates
that we once did.
Your man is busy.
Shorty, do you want him to have time or money?
Word.
It's the same thing. I feel like me and Isch don't say the same thing.
Go ahead.
No, you got it.
No, somebody got to pander first.
I mean, somebody got to say it first.
It's not even pander, it's a couple things.
I mean, she's definitely looking for an excuse
to fuck somebody else.
One.
That's a fact.
One.
I think she fucked him already.
She fucked him.
Oh, she's definitely.
She's fucked him.
She fucked him already.
She's at least done something to him.
They kissed.
Yeah, they did a little smoochie.
They kissed. She threw that nigga some neck. Grab it. But the flirting has faded out. That's fucked them already. She's at least done something to them. They kissed. Yeah, they did a little smoochie. They kissed.
She threw that nigga some neck.
Grab it.
They're flirting to fade out.
That's what I was doing.
Grab it some crotches.
A kiss or a good hug or a slapping ass.
She's saying that he keeps flirting with her
and her kitty cat or something is ready.
You can't deny it.
It's purring.
But she ain't say nothing about her flirting back.
Mel, can you talk to us about what happens
when the kitty cat purrs?
I agree that something's already transpired between them.
Yeah.
Word.
Yeah, and it's on her mind like 24-7.
She's trying to justify it.
She's trying to justify it.
You know what I'm actually interested in?
Justification is the fuckery.
Yeah.
You took the chicken?
No.
Yo.
I'm actually interested to find out how old they are.
That chicken, she was.
To see if she need the Halle Berry Lou, but not?
No. To find out if he might need some ED meds.
Or she could need the holly berry lube.
Or maybe he's just tired of fucking her.
That's right.
Why gotta be him?
Oh!
Why gotta be him?
Let's go, Monk, let's go, Monk.
That's the part I was getting to, it wasn't Panda.
He might just be tired of fucking her.
Let's go, Monk.
I mean, leveling up, I never leveled up so much
that I didn't wanna fuck.
I did. That I didn't wanna fuck. I did.
That I didn't wanna fuck somebody.
Oh, that's different.
But I'm also gonna-
And I'm saying he might be tired,
I'm saying he's tired of fucking her.
Or with the level up.
Right.
Came the level up.
You're like, oh, wait, it's up, oh, this is nice.
I wasn't trying to throw shots at him, I wasn't.
I really am just curious because that is a factor.
Her libido, let's just say they're in their 40s,
her libido is gonna be up here,
his might be like down here.
It's just one scenario.
It's just one scenario.
If that's not the scenario.
If you're in love with your man,
don't even fucking entertain fucking somebody else.
Don't do it. And if you've already done something, It's all true. If you're in love with your man, don't even fucking entertain fucking somebody else. Oh, she been there.
Don't do it.
And if you've already done something,
then fucking stop it if you really care
about your relationship.
I think they need to sit down and have a conversation.
I suspect they both fucking somebody else.
Or not.
Or not, but I'm just saying they need to have a conversation
about what they want.
And if it's being open so that they can both explore this,
other shit, do that, or like what the fuck are we doing?
But they need to have.
Open what?
Relationship.
Open relationship. That might be the answer to this. Open what? Relationship. Open relationship.
That might be the answer to this.
Let him level up, like Joe was saying,
let him level up.
You go fuck this dude.
He's like, he's gonna do what he want.
I wish he gave us more information
on what his leveling up looks like.
Yeah.
I wanna know what he's doing.
Yeah, the leveling up means that he's like
taking on more hours.
Hours.
You know, like over time and shit.
We don't know what he does.
I just want to know what he's doing with the hour,
what his field is.
Yeah, cause he's like, getting it, getting it.
I would like to hear that so I could gauge
how much time he got to fuck for.
We should have called him.
We should have called him that one.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
So if he's like leveling up by taking more hours
or whatever, like trying to like, you know,
fast track to a promotion.
He might not be an hourly employee, I think what.
We don't know, that's what we want.
Or he could be teaming with McDonald's
and he's just fucking somebody else.
Yeah, but she didn't leave a number.
And that's what I, this is, her I would've called.
Yeah, but she didn't leave a number.
She didn't say she wanted intimacy,
she said she wanted dick.
The kitty cat is purring.
It's purring.
That nigga's gonna roll over and fuck you
for 10 minutes and give you some pussy.
That's what I'm saying. What are you some pussy. That's what I'm saying.
That's what he's talking about.
That's what I'm saying.
He just don't want to fuck her.
Or he's true to his word and is really rolling up.
Trying to get to it, yeah.
Listen, me and my partner are having the talks about like living together now.
Nice.
And I made it very, don't clap for that.
That's corny. that's going but I made it very clear that whatever our sex cadence is now
don't expect that shit when you get up here that's that's that's that's that's
thousand percent that's very real she looks like they move in like oh we're
not gonna lay around fuck all day no no every time I see you I'm not fucking you
if we live together right At all. At all. Sorry.
That long distance shit is a fucking honeymoon ass.
It's a mirage, man.
It's so much fun.
It's so much fun.
Anyways.
Um.
Chicks, good luck.
Wait, that wears off?
Which part?
What y'all talking about?
Of course.
Oh, I want that.
Do y'all vote that chicks should fuck the dude or not? Chicks has fucked that dude already. Chicks fucked him. Assuming that she hasn't. Yes. I don't want that. Oh, man. Do y'all vote that Chicks should fuck the dude or not?
Chicks has fucked that dude already.
Chicks fucked him.
Assuming that she hasn't.
And yes, yes.
Fuck that nigga.
Just tell, I vote for talk to your dude
about what you wanna do.
And then fuck the nigga if you don't like what he says.
Be transparent, yeah.
Yeah.
And let him know.
See, that's the part I don't like.
And her saying, I'ma talk to him
about me not being sexually pleased,
she's not saying it's to the point where I'm outside
and I found somebody I'm attracted to
and we have chemistry.
Chicks is frontin'.
Those are different talks.
Dog, it's been years that they've been talking.
Chicks is already entertaining this nigga.
She's been entertaining the nigga now for years.
So even before your man started his level up,
you was already on a phone flirting with the nigga.
Exactly.
And you liked the nigga.
You exchanged information with the nigga. Exactly. What are liked the nigga. You exchanged information with the nigga.
Exactly.
What we talking about?
I mean, you already cheating now.
You looking for a justification to slip and fall on the dick.
Yep.
Again.
Again.
Chicks, you're in my thoughts and prayers, girl.
Hold it down.
Chicks lying.
Yep.
Lying ass chicks.
Lying.
Lying her ass off.
I want a beef chick. Um, it's for Sleepers. I'm staying in my 90s bag and going to one of my favorite
Bell Biv Devoe songs, album cut. I think this was the last track on that album.
This is Something In Your Eyes.
Come on, E-Man. Before I play that, did y'all see what Carmelo Anthony had to say about Stevie Wonder texting
him?
Yes.
No.
What?
What did he say?
Please, please?
Were there any errors?
Can you please tell me? He says Stevie Wonder hit him and was like
yo you one of my favorite players I love watching you play. See?
You probably had the Braille shit. On TV right? No Stevie can see. He can see.
You can hear like their senses so you can hear like the squeaking of the shoes like
he's getting busy
That's what it is. No one did a commentator mellow jab step one dribble pull up bucket. Yeah, I know
Anyway I'm dead
I'm dead
Here we go
I'm dead
I'm dead
I'm dead
I'm dead
You ask me why I say why not? Anything is possible and anything can be
Therefore tonight I'll get you hot
You feel a passion you'll never dream
And I know where you feel a move of confidence
What kind of man could it be?
This clear sea is like animal attraction
When you add it up it's just a matter of fact
There was something in your eyes that told me
The trouble you were and you couldn't do
There was something in your eyes that gave me the sign
That I knew it was on, I knew it was on
If you think you're dry, I say you're wet
I can make you muscle, I can make you a tree
And on the long arm, make you sweat
Come into a feeling, a long pass, so far due
And I know what you think think why so much government?
What kind of man must I be?
It's clear to see it's like adding, it's attracting
When you add it up, it's just animal attraction
Something in your eyes, you told me, yeah
That you were looking for, and you couldn't talk
Something in your eyes, you gave me a sign I knew it was on I knew it was on So when I get inside and make you wet
I know it was on
I knew it was on
I knew it was on
I knew it was on
I knew it was on
I knew it was on
I knew it was on
I knew it was on
I knew it was on I knew it was on, I knew it was on
So when I get inside and make you wet, I will let you dry
Cream make your body weak, put more body in
Then I can find you him here, oh
And when I feed into your body Make that body give me some more
I take you to the peak
I make you wanna scream
And like a lion you hit my body
Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' roll
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It was on the eyes of a little babe It was on the lips of a little babe It was something in your eyes It's on the lips of a little babe
It was something in your eyes
I can feel it
It was something in your eyes
It was something in your eyes
It was something in your eyes
It was something in your eyes
It was something in your eyes
It was something in your eyes
It was something in your eyes It was something in your eyes Oh baby That you're looking for And you know you know you know it's something
Your eyes are giving me a sign
And I knew it was on
I knew it was on
Anything is possible
Anything can be
Even if there's a person you never ever dreamed of
Sitting in your arms
You're giving me a sign
And I knew it was on
I knew it was on, I knew it was on
There was something in your eyes, something made me feel
Made me love the hate I can see
There's something in your eyes, something made me feel
There's something in your eyes, something made me feel
There's something in your eyes, something made me feel Hey, bring back 5 minute records in R&B man.
Available on your phone and on DSP's right this very second.
That is Something In Your Eyes by Belle Bibb DeVoe.
Shout out to the whole New Edition family.
I did see somebody pose an interesting question on the internets.
Damn, rest in peace to my fucking man.
Come back to me.
And Dallas Penn.
Come back Jack and Dallas Penn.
New Jack Swing versus Yacht Rock. Oh come on. What the fuck is Yacht Rock?
Yacht Rock is like Michael McDonnell, Doobie Brothers, Christopher Cross,
Ambrosia. Steely Dan. Play the song.
I had to have heard it but I just don't know the name. It's a genre.
It's not
Yeah, Toto
Yeah
Yeah rock
It's a valid question. Yeah That's just what they came up with. That's just what they came up with. Like New Jack Swing. Like New Jack Swing is... I think Yacht Rock had a longer run, so I'm going to Yacht Rock.
And more...
Yacht Rock did have a longer run.
And more...
Popular.
And more people used Yacht Rock later in life than used New Jack Swing later in life.
Everybody can't do that New Jack Swing shit and get it off.
Yacht Rock went to Thriller, then went to fucking hip what's a fucking hip-hop
No jack swing for me you can say it I'll lose my black heart so Josh not not yet
All right, I'm up I'm going to Louisville is estg the streets Alright, we got a US 2 sighted. I knew I'd lose my scholarship, so I learned to get my Zaza shit As I was in the road with Tinin, Grew up 4 with Francis Then Gun put out my phone, spin on Lee Lowe until he kill
As I be patting my toes and hands, I can't do one less than anyone
You think that investment business is up and playin' on getting a killer restriction
They love for life, don't squash my beef shit
That New Year, new codger, same mission
And I ain't heard, I ain't even word, I ain't see shit
At Elk Town, at the Newberg, yes,
Cheech it The streets, the streets, the motherfuckin'
streets A lot of niggas hate you, but them niggas ain't
me Yeah, the streets, the streets, the motherfuckin'
streets A lot of niggas hate you, but them niggas ain't
me Yeah, I love you cause you can't be fed fresh
from out of jail Right on the tail of me on house arrest and
I can't lose my mail N n****s will never get past
But you get money, we gon' land, them n****s complainin'
Never fail, so mix it, might as well know I love you
Cuz them bullets hit my stomach and I still live
Right after I got back, she kept gettin' wack and I got me an M
I always remember who I was and wasn't her when it was time
To spend, made me think they friends when I heard all the
Hate was being said, I don't care what who said
Fuck it' my tooth
Sprayin' play however you play it, nigga, till I do plan
And I send them shiners through, turn your shit to
Shinerland, Life ain't got no proper end
I wanna bluff and win all that I've been like then
Way before the war when it was free lorraine
When whole crowds of clerics know they hear Eastside
Tala Barry, I don't have a lot of friends
Fuck all outsiders, AVM, I made it with a name, think I can't
I'm killed hard out of soda cans, the same
Niggas teach me how to fix it, and kill my blood
Jam shame, you saying different, no, I deliver
Every time I'm posted, it, boys, then take Crio
Kids, plus they'll keep up with them bills
That's my version of keeping it real, nigga
Not just how I feel, ain't no speculation
But I did you tell, just get that paperwork in
If you don't, I get that hand, but it still hurt
My feelings bad, my heart wasn't good to fit a rat, I love the streets
Too much for that, the streets don't never die
Long as I'm alive cause I'ma bring it back
Street shit, and I feel like those cross my beef shit
That New Year, New Codger, same new shit
And I ain't heard, I ain't need word
I ain't see shit at uptown at the Newberg, yes, she's shit
The streets, the streets, the motherfuckin' streets A lot of niggas hate you but them niggas ain't me
In the streets, the streets, the motherfuckin' streets
A lot of niggas hate you but them niggas ain't me
In the streets
And that was E.S.T.G. The Streets.
That is his second single now, so I wasn't really a fan of the first one.
I do like this one.
I'm glad he's back making music again. that is his second single now, so I wasn't really a fan of the first one.
I do like this one.
I'm glad he's back making music again.
There's been a little gap, so glad to hear new year, E.G.
Sounded good.
I'm going to Brooklyn.
This is Skyzoo Esoteric.
Do you think I could sell more art
and make like millions of dollars?
Maybe, but you'll never possess anything of greater value than the art you sold.
Whatever, I wanna keep paying.
Nobody want rhyme like Sky, won't admit that they was inspired by Sky.
I'm like, I would aspire, same way half of y'all was inspired by Kai.
But they say you was in sync till your vibe
Bye-bye's what's given
Just keep away with a crown and a throne
Until it seem like the street lights around your home is getting dimmer
Leave it to the sound of a poem
To walk you back to the lighter you could drown on your own
Learning Lake Lanier's is fine until you see me part in them
Brainiac out of the style, Khadim Hardison
In every Nick Jersey you can imagine Stuck in post-traumatics
No rap sheet but duck and badgers Know it too well
While I was well on my way I earthed whatever in fear
Her skeleton traced my sketch While I'm alive I'm bucking to make it breathe
If I should die then my son would be bigger than me
My adventures is based on my sad warfare And the smell of it's like a passenger head
Hearing all of the hearsay, following the spotters who dare made
A gardener eating out a staircase, picture of a generational talent doing all that's inspiring
And then they give you a number to a Jonathan Isaac
A penny for all your thoughts and all the thinking behind it
Put it back in my loafers and get back to my tithing
And the feeling is esoteric
Love if I let y'all hear it
And the feeling is esoteric Love if I let y'all hear it
And the feeling is esoteric Love if I let y'all hear it
Being better spirits, they cut runneth over if they see you ever near it Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- Turkey bacon, hecka cheese on the roll, butter and jelly 25 years no court, don't ever run me that
Tied to hit a lab in the team with a royal honey pack
So now every fuck giving is crowned
And the throne that I mentioned in didn't hit these grounds of mine
And then it's fine, hitting out the shoebox
Pulling two billies together, nah, said to call them ooops
Busting off the roof out of fear of what was under you
But tied two L's together to get your W
Heh, back with me in bundles with teammates, we both had a legacy view so we could relay
Heard that it was visions and grand, you don't wanna be great
And we was at Sooz laughing at all that on the replay
A year later was our open casket and the true religion he wore had Jehovah's accent
And the Blackberries was flicking with reloading captions
And me and Lupe gave a hug in old fashioned love
The squad knows whatever they need
Lord knows I'm just left to relieve at all purpose
The flowers that be handed around is all surface
But all the ones looking to part is the ones working
And the whole top shake off my cheek
The wind blow the crown heavy here to stay with me
So let it be known, let it be known
It's four seat max
if you remember setting the tone and the filler so terry and there was love if I
let y'all hear it so the filler so terry there was love if I let y'all hear it
that's Skyzoo so terry
big Skyzoo shout out to my brother, man. I love you. Yeah.
Bless the peace, Scott.
Enough, daddy.
I'm going to Sasha Keeble, and this song is called Why. I spent plenty on this spot Worked a nice little hotel for the both of us
If it's you it's not a lot, little one We've been close but we're not close
And I don't wanna be inside your world Under your skin, don't say it again
Close enough
Who gave you permission to be this perfect?
I think you should go ahead and thank your mama for me
Lord knows what I did to deserve this
Cause you done stood by, stood by, stop by, stop by me, yeah
And I know I'll never find somebody better, yeah
Why is it me?
You give all this love to
Why is it me? Yeah You give all this love to why, yeah
You give all this love to why, yeah
You give all this love to why
Oh why am I learning more than
Ten thirty on the dot
Always on time you never late for a rendezvous
Bought me a bottle from the shop
Girl, you know just what life can do me better than
All that stuff
You the real deal, that's just how I feel
Through sickness and hell, you got me
Who gave you permission to be this perfect?
I think you should go ahead and thank your mama for me
Lord knows what I did to deserve this
Cause you done stood by, stood by, stood by, stood by me, yeah
And I know I'll never find somebody better get off
Why is it me?
You give all this love to why is it me?
You give all this love to why, to me, oh
You give all this love to why, oh why
Am I that important?
It's Why by Sasha Akebo, that was fire
Yo, your music here has really improved since you joined this cast.
I see that shit every week.
Word.
What you got for us?
Anything.
Mine is called Slow Burn by Baby Rose and Bad Bad Not Good.
Hey Baby Rose, friend of the show.
I put Mel on, Mel my son.
No, you motherfuckers did not.
Mel is my absolute son.
You do not know nothing about Baby Rose
before you joined this cast.
Oh, bullshit.
A bullshit?
A bullshit?
A bullshit?
A bullshit?
A bullshit?
A bullshit?
A bullshit?
A bullshit?
A bullshit?
A bullshit?
A bullshit? A bullshit? A bullshit? A bullshit? A bullshit? Don't you worry
And no flame needs to show me
I don't have to burn
He said baby don't you worry There's only a little more to learn
Every love, every touch, every kiss Can haunt me until I'm gone
I would lie if I said in your eyes I don't see the sun's carry on
No longer yours to love but your memory drives back into full sometimes
If I stayed till the end we'll both find your light
You're not there, there's fire in my veins
It's only burns, it's only burns
Only you can set me free
It's taking a hold of me
Future turns to flashes
Now it turns into ashes I've turned city ashes
Cause only you can make me Stays
Only your love can make me
Stays
Only you can make me
Stays
Only your love can make me feel better
Every cry, every tear, every crack, they were made to remain
We repeat, we release, we repent and pray to remain
Better sweep, better sweep, when break of the chain
In your heart I find a refrain, in your head my heart is reprieved
Oh, your love is, is fire in my veins, burning heart so red Burning heart and soul is Only you can set me free
If taking a hold of me
Future turns to flashes
Now it turns into ashes
Oh, only you can make me change
Only your love can make me change
Only you can make me change
Say only your love can make me change.
Only you can make me change.
Only your love can make me change.
Only you can make me change. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, thought it was Cassidy Bahamadee-ah Short hair like Cleo Chick and set it off Gangsta bitch like Bimbo when she let it off
She drop the range for the niggas, she drop the fellas off
Hot ass it up designer for her pops her cheddar long
She smokin like a bong, I slip it through the pearl of thongs
She put my jewelry on, I fuck her to my newest songs
Left the boots on, sis slept on the futon
Wake me up for lunchtime, pass me the grape coupon
Don't do coupons, your ex was on Groupon
Got you in the mansion and you waking up to new pawns
You could be my stripper, I just put some Uncle Luke on
Loving in the tub until all the water is Luke run
Before we go again, I sip some goo gone
When you wet, I start to tingle cause it's too
run I ain't put the condom on cause you got me
stuck I'm pullin out I ain't ready to shoot the club
up All I like to get to know if you're gonna
be The condom bigger I could be down for
Got me fiendin' for, want you to show me
If you're the one I like, baby, come, make a move on me
Pretty bitch with her fitted French tips on acrylic
Never listen to the critics on them other niggas' crickets
Said she wanna smoke on gumbo, let her pitch in with the killers
Emma her shoe with the drillers, like the puller with her nickel
Like a restaurant's expensive, she ain't never got a problem paying her just tipping
That's why my baby glisten, always keep her hunted so it's never need for fishing
Plus she got the vision, word up
Haters always wanna hit us with the vision Sticking to the plan cause I'm a man on a mission
Hitting up dope and street drops on bands for my missus
She watching them dishes, them diamonds dance in the kitchen
We roll bands in the kitchen
All in them pots in them pans and damn, they collision
All up in your guts, can I get some damn recognition?
We gon' get to the bucks and I'm sharing all the riches
Don't care about all them bitches
Yeah, I would like to get to know if you could be
The kind of nigga I could be down for
Got me feeling for you, want you to show me
If you're the one I like, baby, come make a move on me First time I heard it, it's good, it's dope. I'm gonna check it out. For Shit Show.
Tape's still rolling, tape's still rolling. Yeah, let's get it.
Never stop, never stop at all.
Never stop, never stop.
Let's get it.
Get it.
Fuck they talking, man.
Let me get my bag real quick.
It's us, man.
Come on, y'all.
Talk to these niggas.
I gotta get my bag to these niggas.
I gotta get my bag on these niggas right quick. Hold up, man.
Country Hall!
Oh, y'all don't do that.
I thought I said it was country.
No, it's not.
West Virginia, I thought.
It's not that.
Silencio.
My fault.
I don't know the song.
Somehow
But now I'm not so she go
One good reason
Yes, you know you from Queen's right
Actually after the hook I got you Maybe you never live in Queen when you move to Queens Oh, what more can I say? Left to provide
You think that maybe it's over
Only if you wanted to believe What happened?
You heard that before?
You heard that before?
That was a live version, home. The live version.
Home is going to the originals like that.
My tune's different.
Don't play with the boy. There have been times in my life I've been wondering why
Still somehow I've been me
Always survived
Now I'm not so sure
One good reason to try Even if it is, I'm never saying that part of the song. I just don't know yet. I gotta think.
I gotta think.
What is?
You don't have to think.
I do have to think. You don't have to think.
Keep your black card, my nigga. You don't have to think.
Oh yeah, no. I'm going New Jack Swing.
Alright, then you got it.
I'm going New Jack Swing at all times.
There we go.
I feel like I learned most of the Yacht Rock songs from my black friends, not from my white friends.
That's true too though.
That's true too though.
That's true too.
Oh man.
There's a bunch of these. There's a bunch of these, Cory. You Enough music to even compete it is No, I'm talking about
Really quick flash the pain
To 93 you get it I don't even know if I give it to 92 I
Think you're right. 92. I might not be.
I hear the drums echoing tonight.
Hold up now.
Hold up now.
Y'all better stop singing.
It's your song.
It's your song.
Who don't know this song?
Hold music when I'm waiting to speak to my representative.
Representative.
Hey kids.
Please hold.
Don't do that, Freeze.
Freeze, don't do that.
Freeze, don't do that.
Freeze, don't do that.
Freeze, don't do that.
Freeze, don't do that.
Freeze, don't do that.
Freeze, don't do that.
Freeze, don't do that. Freeze, don't do that. Freeze, don't do that. Freeze, don't do that. Freeze, don't do that. My representative! Representative! Hey G!
Please hold!
Don't do that Freeze!
Freeze don't do that!
When the chorus comes you're like I'm the operator
can you shut up for a minute actually!
Hey Walgreens stock room days!
Man turn me up in the
headphone!
Hey home let me hear you
Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you
Hey, drum
You know this song
I'm gonna take the love
And take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more will ever do
I guess the rain rains down in Africa
I gotta take some time to love
Be with me, my air pod
Be with you
Is this New Jack's wing though?
Yes
Really?
Yes
Don't be Canadian right now.
The answer's yes.
I love.
I love.
Girl, words can't explain.
I like.
I like.
I love the drumhead.
God damn it.
I like the way you hold me.
The way you touch me.
I like, girl, everything you do to me.
Come on, man.
You know I like you.
I like.
Yeah.
Come on, E. Don't, you know I like it I want, don't stop now
I want, I want you
I want, I want you
I want, I want you
I want, I want you
I want, I want you Hey, oh
My genes are not reality
Each and every time
I'm in with the heat of the touch
You give me with your hands
When you caress my skin
When you're off the map I hope you all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we've enjoyed delivering it to you
Keep up to your prayers, Lord knows each and every one of us need to be here til the next time
We bid you a due farewell, adios, arriba, dirty, hasta la vista, arroi
Or simple and not, I love it
The feelings get too strong
The things you do to me
I lie, it breaks our ecstasy
I lie, it really turns me on
I lie, I lie, feelings get too stoned
Girl
Don't know. Do you remember We fell in love
With young fans
You might as well just got Yacht Rock the fuck out of here.
Yeah, people ain't playing.
I was with Yacht Rock then.
He ain't playing no Michael McDonald.
I just told him.
You ain't playing fans.
No, you put that Michael on. It's not this Michael.
Yeah. Nugget, I'm a good boy You put that mic on, it's not this mic.
Alright, now I'm into this cause Mark got a gold digger.
Grab your mic.
Hurry up, grab your mic.
Hey, hey, I don't know man.
Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this moment last
As if it's all we have
Happy holidays everybody out there
Happy holidays everybody out there
Happy holidays everybody out there
Happy holidays everybody out there
Happy holidays everybody out there
Happy holidays everybody out there
Happy holidays everybody out there This is fire, I ain't gonna lie, it may not be for a minute in time, but this is heat,
this is heat, I'm sorry.
And you can come right back.
He came from somewhere, and you were long ago.
Hehehehe, now they're gonna start playing with Michael.
He tried his hard to recruit, but he had to be created. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, yeah? Only to realize. Yeah, I might go.
I might bring my girl.
Never really was the thing to see.
Thursday.
They're singing out there.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What a nice blue sky.
Look at Mark short-circuiting.
He'll be.
We don't know which way to go.
Never really was the thing to see.
Oh, my God.
But women are sweet.
Her sweet eyes is true. Her eyes are volunteer. I ain't the worst But women are the greatest
Her eyes is true, her eyes is true
Everybody else would surely know
She's watching her go
My girl, Zorid going
Boy, the cool we be
We see
No one's got power Yeah, I need a money for that no Just catch your vibe, please. Y'all get your shit on.
Hey, no, no, no, no, no. Get out of here, nigga. That's cheating. That is cheating. That is not what we was doing.
Even the Serato said, alright.
We're ending with fucking...
some black shit. Fuck they talking about.
Alright, we going man, y'all hold it down out there, shout out to my haters, I couldn't
have done this without y'all, shout out to the prize speech gang, shout out to the Patroni's out there, all the subgroups out there, shout out to the YouTube niggas out there. Yeah! Yeah!
Hey!
Johnny Kemp is the shit.
This shit was it back in the day, right, Freeze?
This shit's still the shit.
We ain't get paid yet, though, y'all. I'm gonna do it.
Anybody doing that this week? Y'all fucking losers. Y'all threw the leftovers out, right?
Hello? I ain't gonna hold you. I got a little fried turkey wing still in the refrigerator.
It's time, it's time big dog.
That's a flyer, Sid.
Fuck flyers.
Yes.
You still got some leftovers in there too?
No.
Oh, it's time. It's time. Keep it crashing ahead.
Oh, this time. This time. Keep procrastinating.
Melanie even gave him a head nod on the Johnny Kim. Hey, man, enough. Hey, makers. Hey, makers.
Shit.
It's over, yo. We go home.
I'm not playing nothing else. It's over.
Bobby fucking Brown, stop.
Stop playing with Big Mouth.
Big Mouth.
Ooty-hoo, you didn't. I
Don't even know me play new jack swing without getting into a fucking Ralph Tresban set, but that's for another time
We're gonna leave a black greatness till next time I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,