The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 784 | "Jesus On The Main Line"
Episode Date: December 14, 2024In the latest episode of the JBP, the room starts with their reactions to the internet drama and leaked messages surrounding Papoose & Remy Ma (25:40) before saluting TDE for their 11th annual Christm...as toy drive & concert (56:40). In new music, Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg release their 16-track album ‘Missionary’ (1:04:32), QueenzFlip shares why he thinks there is an attack on Hip-Hop (1:17:53), and Netflix announces Mariah Carey will kick off the NFL game on Christmas Day (1:51:00. Also, what’s wrong with the NBA (1:54:20), the aftermath of Luigi Mangione’s arrest (1:59:25), making wome say things in the bedroom (2:20:15), and more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Ice | Kevin Gates - “KISS THE RING” Parks | Fat Joe (feat. Tuggawar) - “Bad Man” Ish | Amaria - “Finer Things” Melyssa | Mellina Tey - “Obsession” Emanny | Isaiah Falls & Sasha Keable - “NIGHT OFF” QueenzFlip | Kes - “Cocoa Tea”
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That shit over here just going.
You!
You!
You!
You, you, you, you, you, you.
I was trying to make a real.
Fell over there blasting TikToks or some shit.
I don't know what the hell you watching.
I was trying to make a real.
Ah.
Got a new BMW ad?
Fuck you.
That's hate.
I was asking.
That is hate. I wish I had a BMW ad? Oh. Fuck you. That's hate. I was asking. That is hate.
I wish I had the BMW ad.
No, I am promoting part two of my episode of Hot and Bothered.
Raising the Sun?
Oh, the Hot and Bothered.
Keep it the fuck up.
What?
You'd like to, wait, listen, you'd like the actresses
from back in the day.
Oh, like throwback?
Raising the Sun, Heat of the night, all the way.
Cindy 48G.
Stella.
She got the Cindy 48 actress on her.
Dirty rap.
And the heat of the night.
Cotton comes to home.
Cotton comes.
I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry.
Which part?
What part?
The way you walked in with the rap on'm sorry. Which part, what part?
The way you walked in with the wrap on your head.
The scarf on my head?
You look like a freed slave.
Your eye gonna hold you?
Nigga got an elevator with us like, oh shit.
What type of wrap you had?
That is bullshit.
Nigga had makeup under her eyes.
I had makeup under my eyes.
Listen, I wasn't fully ready when I left the house, okay?
So I figured.
Oh, you went to the bathroom and did your blend?
I did. I did.
Look at Ishmael's terminology.
He had a makeup company. You forgot?
Oh, that's true.
I didn't have a makeup company.
Somebody had a long night, they come on, y'all been this?
You know everything about blend, huh?
Might have just been getting home.
Oh, you wasn't home last night.
I don't really remember where I was yesterday.
Here we go.
Oh, Jesus is on the main line.
Tell me what you want.
Main line.
You was home last night?
No, I went, I slept in my bed.
No matter fact, I called you last night.
What time did you get in your bed?
I called you last night and you said that you were doing something with trees.
I was. I was, okay thank you for reminding me.
You're welcome.
I went from helping my girlfriend decorate.
Hanging with that monkey.
The monkey had a hanging.
Hang on, hang on for the man girl.
Monkey means so many things according to you.
I don't even want to ask you what it is.
Let her talk with me one thing.
She can't really hang, like no disrespect, but she can't do that, she too. I can hang. I know you're not, yes I can't ask you what it is. Let me, let me one thing. She can't really hang, like, no disrespect,
but she can't do that, she too?
I can hang.
I know you're not, yes, I can hang.
You can't do the young tricks, ma'am.
You can't hang off the bed with your head.
You're gonna fucking catch a seizure.
You're gonna hang on the,
all the blood rush to your head, you gonna faint, bitch.
You're gonna eat it.
Oh, oh my God.
This nigga's so stupid. You have to call an ambulance. Yeah, you know what I'm gonna feed, nigga! He's like, oh! Oh my God!
This nigga's so stupid.
You have to call an ambulance!
Yeah, he gonna!
With the exception of Parks, Corey, and Poe,
I'm probably like the fittest person in this room,
so I know you're not motherfucking talking.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm Parks.
Get above me.
Because, nigga, she know you're real life.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not. Parks is shit no. That's it, nigga.
I'm sorry.
I said Parks.
Would you get off me?
I'm sorry.
I meant to throw you in there.
There you go. Okay.
Don't call for it. You fucked up.
It's over.
It's over, E. Stop.
It all happened to all of us. So anyways...
I remember the time it was over for me too.
Outside the supermarket, yo! Take me back.
So anyways...
Bitches kept swiping on her shit.
Ignored me.
Yo, I came to buy some groceries at your supermarket.
Somebody stop him.
No.
I'm ignoring you.
Go ahead.
I was Christmas decorating with a girlfriend and then I went to a party.
You lied to me, Mel.
No, I didn't.
That's doing something with trees.
I spoke to her.
She said, I'm leaving my home girls house,
but just finished putting up a tree.
Yeah.
I'm going home.
But you went to a party, Melissa.
Call home.
I went to the party in between.
She went to club home.
Flip, Mel lies to us.
She doesn't.
She doesn't.
I did both things.
Do you think you lie intentionally
or you think it's your age?
Oh, shit. What the fuck? I'm gonna tell you why. Because you think you lie intentionally or you think it's your age? Oh shit.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna tell you why,
because you may lie by mistake.
The older that you get,
you may be forgetting some things.
So I'm senile.
That's what's happening.
Jesus on the main line,
tell me what you want.
No, I don't think you're senile.
But you do lie a lot, man.
I don't lie a lot.
Okay.
Listen, I just have a... Do you mind if I lie, Parks, man. I don't lie a lot. OK. Listen, I just have a...
Pox, do you mind a lie, Pox?
Oh.
I pod.
If the white man said it.
I pod.
A little fiber.
Maybe they're just unproven facts.
Girl, you trying to join...
Like my pancakes.
You try to join...
You ain't got no pancakes.
You try to join Mark Lamont Hill the other day,
co-sauce some shit.
Like, yeah, yeah, that's a fact.
And then when we asked you,
you had no idea what you were talking about.
What was it?
Penn Station. I forgot.
That New York Penn Station's closer
than New York Penn Station.
Ugh.
Potato, potato.
No, no, no.
Tomato, tomato.
No, no, potato, egg, tomato, onion.
Yeah, watermelon.
Listen, I'm new to Jersey, okay?
I don't know shit.
All right, let's get it.
What we got, what we got, Parks?
Come on, baby.
Just give me the light.
Fuck!
Yeah, yeah.
Just give me the light.
Just give me the light?
Just give me the light.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Turn your stereo's on right now.
Just give me the light and pass the job.
All the itch words is in there, come on, stop! Yeah, let me know what size and I got to know. Just give me the lights and pass the job Everyone around them wants one of your inspectors You want ice one, nigga? It's nasty, too
You want some parties?
You look like a sweet son, nigga
I'll break ya
Don't know how the man's been got you in your sister
You know you're not let them guide in a fake, yo, yo
Just give me the lights and pass the job
What's another one of them?
You're the man of the stars and I got to know
Which one is gonna catch my flow?
I'm in all the vibes and I got my dough
What's another Bacolamo?
I'm a second degree
You're the coolest one in the world
One, two, one, two, one, two
Shake that thing, miss
Can I, can I shake that thing, miss?
I know better, shake that thing, yo
Don't, don't, don't do it
And remember, and get busy
Just shake that booty non-stop when the beat drop
Just keep swinging it, get jiggy
Get trunks of mercury
Anything you want from college, I still let the hip-hop down
Take pity, I want to see you get live
On the rhythm of my ride and my lyrics
Up above the electric city
Yeah, nobody can do you nothing
Cause you don't know your destiny
Now sexy ladies want part with us In all know they care with us, they know what with us
Inna the club they want flex with us, to get next with us, them they have ex with us
From the day my bond strike night my flame, canna call me name and it's my fame
It's a good girl turn me on, till the early morn, let's get it up
How much you make the people stand up
Feel that chain now
Yeah, yeah, bomba collide
So me go so then
Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really want to ask them what I do
Still I got some things to my girls like glue
And I might not write numbers to you
All I know is the time it just gets in jail
I need a lot of cheese, I've been my lot you All I know is that time it just gets in check See the lot of trees up in my head
Everybody look, give it to them
Check it for them, give it to them
You ready? Drop!
Roll the boat, roll the boat
Roll the boat for me, roll the boat now
Signal the plane on the signal the plane
Drop! Signal the plane on the signal the plane now
Parasite, parasite, the pain now Parasite, parachute, parachute it
Parasite now, Pani-ripper, Pani-bang
Pani-ripper, Pani-bang, ayy
Give them a run, I'm gonna give them a run yo
Give them a run, I'm gonna give them a run, yeah
Give them a run, I'm gonna give them a run, yeah
Yeah, yeah, ayy, ayy
Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what them want do
Still I got some sex with my girls like Louie
Yo nigga, when he came out, nigga
What?
Nice skin niggas had a nice skin
This nigga is fish grease
This is when itch came outside, nigga
Itch stopped stealing
He used to dance?
He stopped stealing
Itch, I'm gonna escape right now
He's gonna roll the game
So stupid, dog.
This nigga is hot.
This was a crazy.
He had a whole.
Fish grease.
Yeah, nigga.
More than that.
That was longer than that.
More bell and a body.
Sorry, I want to get the drops off the way.
Yo, carry on. Carry on.
I got to get a drop.
That'll be good.
Nah.
After this, you run.
It's going to be more than a drive.
We need a puddle, nigga.
After this whole shit.
We need a puddle, nigga.
What episode is this, Piketty?
784.
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We're going to call this the No Button podcast.
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Welcome to the No Button podcast episode 784.
Get your breath, yo.
Go ahead.
That runs you up.
You trying to.
That's not the plan.
Yeah, you pot in the river.
Go ahead, nigga.
I'm gonna let you crack jokes when I get my breath.
Go ahead.
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They fight.
They wrestle.
They're going to wrestle until he get his rep back.
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That was dope. Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I fly you out there for the conference like they did Ian.
That was fire.
Yeah, that was fire.
Shout to you.
I get to that.
Shout to Joe who is still dealing with-
Yeah, shout to Joe who's still dealing with personal issues.
I am one of your hosts, Queens Flip Alone,
my other co-hosts.
We have to the right, straight out of a...
Pangrear.
Straight out of...
I'll take that.
Word.
Athens, Georgia.
Straight out of Savannah, Georgia.
South Carolina.
Biloxi.
Biloxi.
Straight out of a Harry Balafonte music video.
Yo, what song that nigga have?
Mr. Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama.
The hottest, the illest, the smartest in the room, even though she brings us back a thousand
years with her outfits.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
Round of applause, Melissa Ford!
What's up, man?
I think she looks nice today.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Beautiful, you're the best.
It's cold, and I don't really want
to put a lot of thought into it.
I feel you.
Listen, I almost put on sweats, but I don't
want to get made fun of again.
Yeah, I'm still sweating out.
You know what I thought of?
When I went home parks, I thought of this, right?
Yeah.
Melissa, if it wasn't for Joe and Melissa
for whatever role that she was in her life,
she wouldn't be hanging out with niggas.
Like she just walked right past me.
Oh, facts.
Oh, for sure.
That's fucked up.
It's true.
I know, it is.
It is.
You want to hang out.
Mel.
Yes.
You only respect power.
Oh, shit.
You do.
That is such a fucking lie.
Take it back right now.
I take it back, meaning that you respect people.
What ish?
Ish, did the ish, okay?
Ispangee?
I didn't want to say that.
This nigga is.
No, but listen.
Little ratatouille talking to her.
Mel is cool.
Like Mel is cool.
She was coolish before us though, so.
Yeah, but she ignored that nigga back in the day.
On the balcony.
Walked right past him on the balcony.
Oh, that's that nigga.
Who is it?
You want my balcony?
What's your name? Who you came with? You're so's that nigga. Who's that? Who's on my balcony? What's your name?
Who you came with?
You're so stupid, dog.
She?
Shy?
Who let you in?
She? Shy?
We also have to our right, the freeziest of the freezies.
Hey!
In the fucking building.
What's that mean?
It's from this.
Yeah, go ahead.
What?
King Wawa himself.
Huh?
Fly Berry.
Huh? The second smartest in the room.
Oh, shit!
Hey!
Ishmael.
The second smartest in the room.
And then we got Mr. Bojangles himself.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Sandman's so much fun.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
I'm ready to do something! Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I'm doing something. Holy shit. Yo.
Yo.
Money, money, money, money, money.
Yeah.
Okay, man, okay, Piggy.
And then last but certainly not least,
we got Piggity Parks, the coolest of the cool.
And then we got Erickson, we got Cory,
we got the best of the best.
And then we got the best of the best.
And then we got the best of the best. And then last but certainly not least, we got Piggity Parks, the coolest of the cool.
And then we got Erickson, we got Cory, we got Poe,
we probably have Savon and a whole bunch of motherfuckers.
Tanner, everybody listening remote.
And last but not least, we got y'all, G-Way!
Come on, come on, come on.
Shit, man, come on.
Yo, your voice is in there.
You might need to do the intro some more.
Please do.
Please do.
I need you to do my voicemail for me.
I wanna be a mighty king.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you renew your contract and you're trying to overdo it.
I'm just a fool, y'all.
By the way, did you guys know that I'm in the Make It Clap video?
Nope. So what we... Just let me pass It Clap video? So what we, uh.
Let me, let me.
Pass?
Yeah, just let that go, bro.
You know we're in the Make It Clap dancing?
So wait, hold on.
There's the Make It Clap.
The remix.
The remix with Busta Rhymes.
That's the one I'm in.
Make It Clap is Busta Rhymes.
You talking about the remix with Sean Paul.
No, Sean, but Busta Rhymes.
I'm just gonna go check.
I'm just gonna make it clap.
Why was you clapping?
Oh shit.
All right, not a motherfucking thing. If you know my career. Oh, no problem. I'm just going to go check. I'm just going to make her clap. Why was you clapping? Oh, shit. All right.
Not a motherfucking thing.
If you know my career, they paid me not to dance.
Uh-huh.
Just stand there and look good.
That's that was my.
Or jump into a pool.
Jump into a pool.
It's with Sean Paul.
Yeah.
And split star.
Don't do that.
What part are you in this video, man?
Can you tell me?
She played Melissa Ford.
Yep. I slapped somebody. Were you in this video, man? Can you tell me? She played Melissa Ford. Yep.
I slapped somebody.
Were you in the cage?
No, I'm in a red dress.
I'm like the lady in red walking through
and I think some guy grabs me or something like that
and I turn around and like slap the shit out of him.
And that's it.
Oh, there's some joints in this video.
Yeah, there's some nice joints in there.
How you get away with all that?
Who was the lead?
Who was the lead girl? What's her name? I don't remember. I don't's a nice joints in there. How you get away with all that? Who was the lead? Who was the lead girl?
What's her name?
I don't remember.
I don't remember if there was a lead.
I feel like it was just like-
Nah, it's no lead girls.
Yeah, principals.
Yeah.
Oh, that's what it's called?
Yeah, so when there's no lead girl,
so like with Big Pimpin' or like Hey Poppy
and all the videos that have like a bunch of girls,
but then there's like features,
they're called the principals.
Oh, he slapped your ass. Oh, that the principles. Oh, he slapped your ass.
Oh, that was you.
Oh, that shit was fat.
That shit was fat, Ish.
Oh, shit.
That shit was fat back then.
That shit hanging out, that shit was fat.
Damn.
No, she had the, girl, you're shaped like a Cinnabar.
So sweet.
Oh, he really had to slap your joint.
I did, yes.
Yes, yes.
I slapped the shit out of him.
I'm sorry to whoever that was.
I have a question about that though, man.
Real quick before we get to the topics.
During those video shoots, right?
Did the girls congregate?
Is that the word?
Am I using it right?
Like, were they, when you guys were in the back room,
did they mingle with each other?
Did some try to compete to go out before each other?
Cause I hear these things, like as far as today,
like girls be trying to, they snake each other backstage.
It depends.
Did that happen?
It depended on the set.
So sometimes, a lot of us knew each other.
So a lot of the girls, because X was from Toronto,
Little X, or sorry, Director X, he was from Toronto,
so he had his whole stable of girls.
And so since we all knew each other
because he kept using us on all his projects.
That's just gonna let her say that, right?
Yup. What?
Let her finish, let her finish.
I missed it.
Wait, using, what?
Stable, he's talking about stable.
I know what he's talking about.
Okay, well come on now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
So anyways, it was almost like, kind of like family.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we didn't compete with each other.
As a matter of fact, depending on-
Everybody knew their place, right?
Well, yeah.
And depending-
Who was the bottom?
Yeah.
I don't know, I was never there.
But depending-
They did a documentary about stuff like this.
Bottom bitch?
What?
Yeah.
What was it called?
American Pimp.
Oh shit.
Fucking sickos. There was one of HBO 2.
Oh, because that's a point.
That's a point.
Huggers at Hunts Point?
Yes.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, he said it.
He didn't like that Bojangle shit in one bit.
Gold is, gold is flat on the...
So anyways, depending on how predatory the circumstances were was how we interacted with
each other.
So on certain sets, we fucking like were back to back like beavers.
So did you have to defend each other?
Okay, so here's, let me translate what that means.
So when that's like the old school slang.
Yeah, because beavers are not back to back.
No.
In order not to drown, beavers will sleep back to back.
So one keeps six and the other one goes to sleep.
That is how they prevent themselves from drowning.
So girls, we would literally like,
keep your head on a swivel.
I'm going to kind of knock out because it's
like long fucking days.
And we just kind of manage our hyper
vigilance of our safety.
What about the men that was predatory?
How did you guys help each other in that situation or somebody just took one for the team?
Fuck that.
Well, I can't, we would just try to remain in groups.
Got it.
You know the answer. I know. We'll remain in groups. Are it. You know the answer. No.
I know.
We'll remain in groups.
We'll do our best.
Are you bleaching?
What the fuck are you, what are we talking about?
Look, I'm just showing you, I have it right here.
Oh, sorry, that's, I don't know, dirt.
All right.
Listen, get off me.
We have such a good show.
We do, we do, we do.
How's everyone's week?
Great.
Quiet. Do anything exciting? Great, no. good show. We do we do. How's everyone's week great?
Great great quiet. It's impressed. I did some press. Yeah, it's not a real press run, man Okay, pardon me starting to do some press with that's why I got a jacket. I'm doing some press
You got the Gator jacket the Python out for the press
Yeah, not to disimpress and really really dope
interviews and spots just getting re-acclimated to being an artist.
Let me ask you E, how it feel moving around press and all that shit after, because you
took a break.
10 years yo.
That's what I'm saying, how's it feel now?
That wasn't a break nigga.
That was a hiatus.
That was a fall off.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
See I wasn't going to do it, you my man so I ain't going to do all that. That was a fall off. Oh shit.
You my man.
That's crazy.
I've been good.
It's been good. Honestly.
Doing it today is totally
different from doing it then.
I don't feel like
I'm being forced to do it.
Okay.
Stop. You don't feel like you're being forced to do it. Okay. E-stop.
You don't feel like you're being forced
because you're trying to get back into the mix.
No, no, that's the funny part.
If you was highly requested, nigga, you'd be forced.
I feel like also being a potter now
is probably a little easier to go from spot to spot.
I'm not now going up there solely just to talk about music.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm now being able to present myself
so in a different light.
So the questions aren't solely based music based.
It's like, oh, let's now get to know you.
But you also put out a Quietly project.
Like those three songs was fire.
Nah, people, that shit was amazing.
I've been getting a lot of love from the industry,
Quietly and loudly, and it should have been dope.
So I'm happy.
Has it encouraged people to go back to your catalog?
Go back to other records and be like,
Dope.
Like a lot of the viewership.
I can get my pub.
What pub?
I wrote a couple of them joints.
Yeah, fuck I did.
I can't get my pub.
Nah, you ain't got no, nah.
But nah, it's been dope.
So that was my week.
Just getting that time.
Running around, good, good.
How was your week, Pauks?
Uneventful, uneventful.
Went to the hospital?
I did.
We got a broken orbital. Okay, damn. Really? A broken, Fr uneventful. Went to the hospital? I did. We got a broken orbital.
Okay, really?
Damn.
Really?
A broken orbital.
Fractured, whatever the fuck the word is.
Orbital fracture, yeah.
What you need me to say?
No, I got you.
No, no, we was there.
He don't want to cut us in on the claim.
Yeah, we saw it.
We were good.
You ain't French, nigga.
You just said you're Jamaican, you wee-wee.
Get your ass out of here, yo.
This nigga crazy.
But other than that, I feel good, man.
Good.
Ice?
What's up?
Nah, nah, I had a very quiet week, man.
I didn't really do much anything.
Very quiet week.
Stressful?
No.
Good?
Great.
Childish?
Life's good.
Oh, I ain't do much.
Start putting my tree up.
That's it.
I ain't do shit.
Together as a family?
Yeah.
Did you put a star or angel on top of your tree?
Do you do Christmas cards?
Hold on.
I do.
I can tell if you white or black.
That's us, though.
That's just crazy.
I can tell if you white or black.
Now, did you have music playing in the background
while you were putting your tree up?
I don't remember.
My daughter probably had Alexa playing some shit.
I can tell if you white or black.
What go on top of your tree?
Malcolm X.
Hey that's black.
Yo, that's black.
That nigga be like this.
What go on top of the tree like this?
Star, angel, it depends.
What'd you wear at the Christmas cards?
Matching onesies?
This year, nothing.
Sweaters?
This year, just my daughter.
Last year, last year, it was the family. This year, it's just my daughter. Last year, it was the family.
This year, we just sent my daughter.
OK.
Did you lift your daughter up to let her put the star on,
or you put it yourself?
No, I did it.
Oh, OK.
My tree contour.
That's it.
I forgot.
That's what he said.
You got high ceilings.
My bad.
I forgot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't disrespect him like that.
12 plus ceilings in the crib, man.
What color is your tree this year, the theme?
There's no color theme.
Oh, it's just regular?
You just throw anything in there?
Got you.
Shout out to you.
So colorful lights.
Red, green, and black ornaments.
Now, pan-African shade.
He got Malcolm X in the background.
I got Dr. Umar on top.
I got Dr. Umar on the top of the tree.
He put like, he put like, I got Dr. Umar.
He said, I'm going to get that the tree. I got Dr. Lamar.
He said, I'm going to get that nigga back.
I'm going to get that nigga Lamar back.
No, so now when I travel, me, my girl, and then we'll just buy one for the baby, we get
an ornament from every country that I go to.
Oh, that's good.
That's nice.
So I kind of try to do that.
So when you go on to gift shops at the countries, they have Christmas ornaments.
That's fine.
So we try to do that at every place I go to.
That's well.
Yeah, it is.
The ornament costs $10.
$20.
To get to the country don't cost $10?
And on top of that, to preserve and save
the ornaments from breaking.
Nah, you get it.
You take your time, but how, Money Man?
Huh.
He just wrapped up some boxers and keeps them on shit.
On the backs of Jamaicans.
Yeah, I know.
On the backs of Jamaicans. Jesus Christ. Yeah. On the backs of Jamaicans. Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Flipp, how was your week?
What you broke?
Relaxed.
What wifey boy?
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
We're doing a family dinner.
We're hosting a family dinner with all my family.
Come to see the house for the first time next week.
You got your couch?
No.
You ain't inviting nobody from the pot?
Word.
No.
Yeah, we're not family.
It's cool. No, it's crazy.
But she's been, she's just been trying to get everything together. She's been texting me. You know what, I've been having issues though,
where I realized today that my thoughts is just, I'm like this in my mind. Cloudy? No, not cloudy, but. ADHD. Yeah, it's jumping everywhere.
So I'm not able to accomplish anything.
I go through that sometimes.
So by the time I'm trying to accomplish something,
the time has passed away.
It's like not, so I'm thinking about something at three
o'clock of how much things I have to do.
So I start to do it, then I pick up my phone,
I go on Twitter, then I write something to Bassey.
I'm doing all this stuff at one time,
and then by the, it's nine o'clock at night.
You're not having a clock to start on close or to come.
I find that writing lists helps you a lot.
What's that say, you have a to-do list?
To-do lists help, they help, y'all.
But the to-do list helps.
To-do list, does it really help from your mind?
For me it does.
Yes.
Yes.
Because when you think about the thing that you gotta do,
write it down, because you won't forget it.
I gotta do that, I swear to God.
And then just start attacking all those tasks in order.
As you write down, boom.
And it feels good crossing them shits off too.
Just cross them off, yeah.
I mean, they try to also give you some healthy shit
like gonga berry or some shit like the take this, take that.
Ginggoji.
Ginkgo biloba.
Yeah, whatever, same shit, gonga berry, ginggo biloba,
goji, goji, but they try to give you that,
is it to relax you?
No, it's mental acuity.
Sharp in your joints.
Mental acuity.
Okay, but do we attribute this to anxiety, man? Is ituity. Sharp in your joints. Mental acuity. OK.
But do we attribute this to anxiety, man?
Is it like anxiety?
It might be.
It's part of that.
Is it like you're anxious and stuff like that?
What time do you go to bed?
It's all tied in together.
Typically, what time you go to bed?
Late.
It depends.
I go to bed at 3 or 4 o'clock every day.
I try to go to bed at 11.
But if I'm anxious thinking about the part
of what I got to do, then I'm up.
Find something to shut your brain off. I play a play little I turn the screen off and play the rain shit
That helps indica
Yeah, I'm not smoking weed. No smoking take a double the edible. No Mike Tyson ears
Listen I'm not even joking though. I'm dead serious something is wrong with you niggas cuz what your friend don't smoke when you guys are trying to
I'm not even joking though, I'm dead serious. Something is wrong with you niggas
because your friend don't smoke
and you guys are trying to.
I'm not trying to get you to smoke,
I'm trying to get you to clear your mind.
So an edible, a half of an edible.
I'm just a good therapy.
You'll help you relax.
Thank you.
That's true, true.
All right, let's move on.
Please.
Nigga Joe would have said, all right, we did it guys.
We did it, we did it, we did it.
We didn't shout out the joke.
We want to get to it.
Everyone seems a little,
little leery but I mean of course we had some of
us are hesitant because we're friends of
both parties no respect totally
understandable whoever's not friends of
both parties you know let's introduce
introduce the subject pap and Remy yes
love you both yes yeah unfortunately we
have to talk about it because it has
occupied everybody's for you page it is
all of the time line for you page For You page, Explore page.
It is nuts.
Can you still listen, Mel?
I'm sorry.
I mean, honestly, I can't.
I feel like somebody else here might be able to show
the timeline of events.
You don't know.
As to how we got here.
I'll be honest with you, I was thrown off
because at first I just started seeing people retweet stuff
and I didn't know who started the conversation,
but apparently Remy had took to the internet to
speak about a text message that she found from Pap
and Clarissa Shields.
Nah, I think what happened, or maybe I'm wrong,
I don't want to cut you off, pardon me,
they said that Pap came home one day,
it was talking to Clarissa Shields
and fell asleep on the phone.
Yeah, so Remy exposed that and got the phone.
How we got here was her taking this conversation
and putting it online though.
So y'all understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, so pretty much that's where we got.
And of course people were going to react,
retweets and everything,
and it forced Pap to go to the internet
and defend himself and start sharing some moments.
Was then led to Clarissa responding and now she's saying,
come on, just pull up and we can just hand you the one too.
It's unlike both of them to be this public.
I'm surprised honestly.
I'm very surprised.
Shocked, me too.
I thought it was fake.
When I first saw it, I'm like, okay, y'all are playing with them again,
because we've, you know, let's keep it a buck.
We've all heard rumors for a little bit.
We have.
But again, we respect people's privacy.
We're not sitting here to try to pinpoint something together.
But once y'all put it on the internet,
it's like, oh shit, this is really happening.
This is for real.
Yeah.
So I thought it was some Photoshop shit at first.
I'm like, I'm not, they wouldn't move like that.
Word.
Mm-hmm.
But they did.
The first thing I thought of when I saw all of this
kind of unfolding was how quick people are to say,
oh my God, couple goals.
Oh, I want to be just like them.
And you have no idea what is going on behind, you know,
the highlight reel that people choose to show online,
you know, on Instagram or whatever the case is.
This one was a little different because they literally
branded themselves as Black Love.
No, I understand that.
Like, I get other ones where you just see somebody, they look happy. And people are like, oh, I want to No, I understand that. Like, I get other ones where you just see somebody,
they look happy.
And people are like, oh, I want that.
But you don't know that.
That happiness is a front.
You don't know what's going on.
But this was literally a brand.
They exuded it for a decade plus.
Yeah, this was a little different.
However long, 15 years, however long it was,
because even while she was incarcerated,
it was still a couple of goals.
And then they came out in salute to them,
they made themselves huge via Love and Hip Hop
and all the various media that they've done.
So do you feel like that is the purpose for why the,
I don't know, I'll just use a word that might be wrong,
but like the disintegration of their relationship
or like what are just the difficulties that they're having,
why that is so public is because they're,
the good times have been as public,
so now we have to like, we have to show both sides.
I think people just get fed up.
Some people just get fed up, don't know how to react,
and I think it's a human reaction to go to the first place
where you think you're supposed to be heard,
which is the internet.
I think it's, let me get mine out
before they get theirs out.
But I think, it's opinion based, I think the public opinion wasn't necessarily swaying for Rem.
And so I think that she was like, yo, let me go out and tell my side of the story too.
And we haven't seen them together in a while.
And it was already the rumors of the easy thing.
So I think you go to a battle and someone's putting in their bars.
So whether we knew the truth or not, the perception was already
that something that she did was the cause of the break.
Was the catalyst.
Was the cause of the break.
To be honest, all that other details is like whatever.
I'm more concerned with like, who's do I stand on especially you now in this situation
because I've seen people like conflicting like yo like shit fuck it
by the score up and I see people like yo how you know look at this is what
happens to black men hold it down and then the because I don't know the
chronological order of things and I don't know the chronological order of things
and I don't know what is fact from fiction
in this particular story,
the way that I have heard things,
so I don't know what is true and what is not,
is that last year supposedly Remy got involved
with a battle rapper, correct?
Easy to block captain.
Right, okay.
And so then that became really
tawdry and messy because he started to... No. Okay. See? Look. Okay. I got it. Okay.
Go ahead. Okay. Help me out. So Remy started her lead chrome 22. Mm-hmm. 23. 23. It was
rumored that Remy and Pat was going through it, but it was behind the scenes. No one knew because they're not public with anything.
Then a rumor came out that Pat Poole knocked out
Easy to block Captain.
Now, Pat didn't come out and talk about it, nor did Remy.
But the people around that were there that saw it
said that Easy got knocked out.
OK, Easy wasn't on the internet. He addressed it. Yeah, he addressed it. Eazy wasn't on the internet.
He addressed it.
Yeah, he addressed it, but he wasn't on the internet
for a while, like meaning going live,
but then he ended up in the live like a week and a half later.
So that's what he, it started to address it.
And he denied that it even happened.
Yeah, he denied that it happened.
Cool.
He did?
At one point he denied that it happened,
and then he was throwing bars around.
Okay, now fast forward,
everybody was attacking Remy about it, right?
Because then you'll see pictures with Remy and Eazy
in like a diner.
Matching outfits and stuff.
Yeah, matching outfits, you'll see that,
but Pat wouldn't say anything.
Now that's where it becomes unfair for me,
and I'll tell you why.
And I know both of them and I love them both.
It's unfair because we would see more of Remy outside,
we would see more of Remy outside,
we would attack him, but we wouldn't know the arrangements between them two in the home.
That's where it becomes tricky, right?
So like, they could have had an agreement
or an arrangement like, yo, you do you,
I do me until it's time to leave,
or we're gonna do each other.
The problem with that is that Pap never came out
and said anything, nor did Remy.
So now we're seeing Remy out there.
She's standing on being solid.
And we're not seeing Pap at all.
So now it looks bad on her.
And that's where it becomes a little bit tricky.
Because all we have to do is see her
and easy to block Captain.
And she can't really help that because she's way more public and she's most likely going
to be seen with him because she has a battle rap league.
And he is the face of her league.
But that makes it even messier for me at this point.
But hold on.
We're all fucking jaded at this point.
So now we can look at that as, okay, is this like, you know, a kind of like infidelity or
the arrangement between Pap and Remy?
Or is this rollout?
You know what I mean?
Like there's always that.
Once a nigga get punched, it ain't rollout.
Exactly.
And Pap explained it, Pap put a picture up.
Let me, I wanna read with you.
He put a picture up.
He said that it was a Christmas picture.
He said last year.
Yo, I wanna know who brought that tree.
Wait, what?
Y'all talking, this shit was,
yo listen, I know it's a serious matter,
but there's a lot of funny shit going on,
and I mean, I don't know you, Rem, I don't know you, Pat,
I wanna give respect to y'all,
but this is some funny shit.
Pat Poole wrote, while I was at home
with my daughter last Christmas,
this is where Remy Ma was.
Now that I finally moved on,
she's angry and making up lies, narcissist.
I told her we could get a divorce like adults.
She refused to do that because I wouldn't lie
and say I didn't knock this chump out.
I still got the message of her begging me
to lie about the knockout, but who cares?
He didn't throw one punch back, super soft, hashtag.
Last time I saw this chump, he was in a fetal position.
Everybody saw it when I knocked him out.
Remy Ma woke him up and went home with him for four days.
I went home with my daughter and as you can see,
she couldn't wait to lie about it again,
shake my head, narcissist.
I didn't knock him out because he slept with my wife.
I knocked him out because he shook my hand
and then slept with my wife.
Ex-wife, narcissist.
That's a bar right there.
That was a bar, that last one. That's a bar right there.
That was a bar, that last one.
That's a bar.
He's a rapper?
Yeah.
And he's a rapper.
Listen, the game is the game.
Like he said, I ain't knockin' out
because he did that.
And then Remy put her receipts out
with conversations with him and Clarissa Shields
and she said that, you know, she said a lot of things
and I just saw it as two people fed up.
But what is the receipts?
Is the receipts that at the same time she's allegedly with Eze that he was with Clarissa
and lying about it?
Is that what she's alluding to?
If the timeline is you did this and now we are no longer together so I'm doing whatever
I want to do, you don't have no right to even complain about what I'm doing with this next
person.
Facts.
I agree with that.
Whether I'm in the house or not.
I agree with that. Whether I'm in the house or not. I agree with that. So what? I mean, if we were married, if, I'm not sure if whatever
she did were easy is considered cheating.
I'm not sure if they were already split
and then she moved on and did whatever,
and they had their whatever arrangement,
then that's different.
But if they were still together and he did that,
then you cheated on me.
So at this point, you can't never speak to me about,
and I do it with another woman, whether I'm in this house or not.
So the timeline is really the most pivotal thing.
And that's what I don't.
That nobody really knows.
And their arrangement, which we don't know.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
The timeline, like, yo, look, we're
going to go our separate ways for the public.
We're going to act like we're in a relationship
until we find a way to amicably separate
whatever we have to separate.
Cool.
Have y'all ever done that before?
What?
Like basically been broken up
but still in the same house with somebody?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But not for a long period of time.
Not for a long time.
But that's what I hate about motherfuckers, right?
Yeah.
People think when you're married
that it's easy just to say goodbye.
It's not, right?
Only, I see only some of the millionaires
or billionaires make it look easy, but it's not easy.
Especially when their whole brand is,
their whole business is branding.
It's tied into each other.
It's branding, it's business, it's children,
it's investments, it's a lot of things together
that you have to go through individually
over the fine, fine tooth comb.
Yeah, tooth comb, and it's not easy.
So these niggas be like, why don't you just leave?
Yeah, you can just leave.
And then it's still ego.
Right?
If I leave my crib right now, right now, if Pat wants to leave his crib and then Remy
brought somebody in there, at the end of the day, a nigga may feel away.
Same thing with me.
I can use myself.
Like whatever arrangement I may have with my wife, if I leave and I come back to pick
up something that has niggas in there, I'm going to be tight.
I'm going to fuck my own arrangement. I'm going to be clear. My man who going to kick in. I'm going to pick up something as the niggas in there, I'ma be tight. I'ma fuck my dog, Rageman.
I'ma be clear.
My man who gon' kick in.
I'ma be clear.
I'm riding with Pat just because I just man shit.
I just feel like I need to, but I also want to acknowledge, I don't think Rem just posted
that just because she was mad that she found a text message there.
I want to give her enough credit to know that since we've seen her, she hasn't been a person to just go wild out on the internet for any old reason.
I want to give her enough grace to say maybe something did happen
where she felt violated enough, where she felt like she had no choice,
but to bring it to them.
But they both move on.
That's just that's just that's the caliber.
They both move with honor.
Just like Remy has a beacon.
She's been outside.
So we see more of her.
Pap is more quiet and he's to himself,
and we don't see him outside.
I'm just being biased because thus far,
no matter what the arrangement was,
I've never seen Pap even look like
he's been connected to another woman.
Same.
That's what I'm leaning on.
Remy, even though she stood on business,
there was still the Inklings, the Thorx,
and then you had pictures and matching outfits, like the Christmas tree behind you.
It's...
They said, like we constantly hear, yo, Pap held her down through her entire prison stint.
You know what I'm saying?
What if he was...
We never saw nothing, is my point.
That's what we don't mean nothing either either because women hold niggas down.
No, but what about prison stents and then come around
and get busy too.
I'm just saying that he's moved in a way,
even now, like until she posted shit,
we ain't seen nothing with Pat with another girl nowhere.
Wait, why you pointing at me?
Good level.
That jacket supposed to be black and white.
What, not panda?
Yeah.
What the fuck is she talking about? Hey, it's true nigga. You keep making these white. What, not panda? Yeah. Yeah.
What the fuck is you talking about?
Hey, it's true, nigga.
You keep making these faces.
What am I saying wrong?
It's nothing.
Like-
You saying opinionated stuff.
Let me, so, and Mel, I think, can attest to this.
People outside, they cheat.
People outside move around.
It's never gonna stop.
It's been going on since the beginning of the time How you do what you do matters?
so
Rem and Pat poos are celebrities right for all intents and purposes
And and this and this is just a big thing
Rem went away for what seven eight years? Mm-hmm something like that. I think we are all
industry tied or connected or
One degree of separation right not just, we're all New Yorkers.
And Papu still has had some level of anonymity, even if he was moving around during that seven
to eight years, he still maintained a certain level of anonymity to where the public opinion
was, yo, this guy loves this girl and he's holding her down and he's not moving around
He's not doing no point and again when people go away to jail
When the cats away the mice gonna play right but he did it in a manner if he did it
If he did it he did it in a manner why it wasn't disrespectful
So I think that for all of us and we're guys right If he did it in a manner where it wasn't disrespectful.
So I think that for all of us, and we're guys, right?
When he punched easy, when he punched easy,
he might've really punched him off the disrespectful thing
like, yo fam, I've been around you before.
I don't know, Matt, this is me making this up.
Fam, y'all know how I say, I say, yo fam,
I'm not, if I have a conversation with a dude,
I would never mess with his girl
because I don't want nobody kee-keeing in my face
and they mess with my girl.
Now, if I high-buy you, what's up, what's up?
She's fertilizer.
But, if I'm communicating with you
and I'm conversing with you,
your chick is not going, ever,
I'm never going to touch your chick.
You get what I'm saying?
So it's a level, like don't have no nigga in my face
if this was going on.
I don't know if this was going on,
but don't have no nigga in my face knowing that he had.
Yo, matching outfits, you the face of her league.
It's business.
It's giving August Alsina and Jaden Pinker.
No, before the outfits came out.
No, before the outfits. I get No, before the outfits came out.
I get that.
But now I don't know what to believe, because if you're telling me something, but then all
other stuff is Lena Scherr or else, you could be lying to me about all this other shit.
But we have to give Remy some credit.
That goes into the timeline too.
And I'll tell you why I give Remy credit.
I give Remy credit because she took all that backlash for so long without meaning that
the back, like she was out there,
she took the backlash, she took the attacks,
she took the battle rappers on stage,
dissing her and they ball, she took it
and never came out and said anything.
She did an easy to block captain,
and I ain't gonna lie homie, you look crazy.
Yeah.
You look crazy doing what you're doing,
I rock with you, Eazy, you look crazy
taking the picture, making jokes, tagging Papoose,
yo Papoose, unblock me, let's have a conversation, you putting the duck emoji, like Eazy, tagging Pat Poole's, yo, Pat Poole's, unblock me. Unblock me.
Let's have a conversation.
You put in the duck emoji.
Like, easy, you don't got to do that, bro.
Like, at the end of the day, it looked like you're the winner
because you left with the lady.
He said that.
Yeah, but then.
I don't like that because you being insensitive to the fact
that they have a child involved.
No, what I'm saying is that he shouldn't involve himself,
even though Pat posted it.
Pat posted the picture.
Easy should have just, y'all had shit about nothing.
I let them deal with it, because that's more honorable
that way.
It is.
When you get involved like that after,
if you felt the way that this man attacked you,
deal with it behind the scenes or deal with it on some stuff
I was supposed to deal with.
Well, he said he tried.
He did say that he tried reaching out.
He said he had his people reach out and say, yo, let's meet up.
First off, he said, I want to meet up because you snuck me.
So I need to head up.
You can bring whoever you need to bring.
I bring who I need to bring and me and you can one on one.
No.
And Pat, I don't know whether it's true or not, but his response was that Pat was like,
I ain't beat, like whatever.
So I guess at this point, maybe there's a level of frustration on his part,
cause there's rumors going around that you knocked me out.
I didn't know that.
And I don't like that.
So if we not gonna clean that rumor up,
I'm gonna have to clean it up for myself.
It's messy on all parts.
At this point, everybody's kind of just leaning into the-
What I get from EZ, and it's my man,
but what I get from EZ, and he's my man, but what I get from him is,
I've just been waiting for the opportunity to say something.
Yeah, of course you have.
Like, I'm so-
I ain't, not just the knockout, just the whole shit,
cause like, even now the jokes about the,
yo, I wasn't the one that put this tree up though,
like now you playing into it.
Yo, you ever been knocked out?
No, I have not been knocked out.
And that's my, so for a dude in that situation- It's humiliating. And you getting knocked out in public. been knocked out. So for a dude in that situation...
It's humiliating.
And you're getting knocked out in public, the rumors around that you're getting knocked out,
you're trying to go ahead, and the respect of them all deciding not to speak on it,
and not clear it up, which leaves us to still allude and make jokes.
At a certain point, that frustration...
But you're not only speaking on the knockout part, is what I'm saying. You're taking jokes in the whole shit now.
Because now if it feels like I've been wanting to do this,
he might have.
No, that's all I'm saying.
But obviously the knockout is a big portion of it
because even Rem in the comments,
they're talking about, I need you to clear up
that you didn't knock him out.
Like in my head I'm like, wait, why?
Like why is that a big deal?
There's so much other shit going on,
but maybe because of a league, maybe because it's a man.
Eazy got battles coming up.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, yo, if I'm a battle rapper, we know how it is.
Personals, disrespect, shit like that.
Like, this is gonna be something I'm gonna have to stand
in front of for a long time.
Who's bad at it?
Shug next, right? Shug, he got Shug next.
Eazy knows how to stand and be a chameleon
and adjust to any environment.
He knows how to do that.
Eazy my man, but the unfortunate thing,
if you mess with a married woman.
These things happen.
You have to realize there's gonna be some consequences,
one way or another, and a knockout ain't really so bad.
But no, this is the thing.
We don't know the timeline
So Remy Papus could have been broken up for all we know yeah, they'll marry that so what?
It means a little bit a little bit a little bit, okay
We don't know what he was doing all we don't know and to where she felt comfortable enough
We have to give both of them grace. We just don't know. But we know we don't know, we know we'll give them grace.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So?
Exactly.
We know all that shit that they,
the only problem I have is right now
how easy is responding to it.
That's me.
I feel like he just like-
Just for conversation sake.
For conversation sake.
We haven't heard none from Eazy in months.
So now when you post this picture,
you calling me a chump, you calling me names,
you saying you knocked me out, I ain't throw one punch,
all that other shit, now what is EZ supposed to do?
He can respond, but I get it, but not the way he did.
You can't choose how a nigga responds.
I hear you.
You can't choose how a nigga responds.
I just don't agree, but I understand.
You get what I'm saying?
Like you can't choose how somebody responds.
You might disrespect somebody at a nigga responds. I just don't agree, but I understand. You get what I'm saying? Like you can't choose how somebody responds. You might disrespect somebody at a B level.
They might take it to a FGH level.
You can't choose how somebody responds to your disrespect.
They don't have to keep it at a B level.
And now Rem, let's just say our connection is still our connection.
You can't also determine how I decide to respond because the only reason why anybody's talking
about this is because you brought it to the public first. So now my man is that question and I'm moving off
an ego at this point. You can't come to me and say, yo don't say no. This could have just been
between us behind the scenes and we could have handed it like that. If what he's saying is true.
If what he's saying is true. So if we go in and base it back to where does this all start,
it starts with Rem making this available to us. Otherwise we wouldn't know nothing.
I agree.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Praise the Lord.
Yeah, I love everybody involved.
Praise.
I love you.
I love you too.
I love some prayers to them all, man.
Like I said, like, you know, I shout out to EZ.
I, you know, I just...
Now I want to fight you and all.
Yeah, yeah, I can't.
You might want to get in.
I mean, I'm not mad I don't want to fight him.
All right, to Luke.
I'm not mad I didn't want to fight him too. I would leave all that shit on that personally, but you front why because because they get people because
We know you from him. Tell me why because if I knocked you out, you said it
No, if I stole you and knocked you out. Yes, and you ain't seen me since
Young one fight I do and what you said, I'ma keep going.
Every time.
No, add the other of the caveat.
Now I go to the internet and let everybody know I stole you and that you ain't do nothing
about it.
And in your brain you like-
Last time I seen you was in a fetal position.
And you a big nigga to be in a fetal.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me just say this.
You look like a caterpillar rolled up. The fat caterpillar, right?
The shit that's rolled up, you talking about the big green shit, right?
Yeah, with the little red legs, right?
I know you talking about, you're not talking about the regular caterpillar, you're talking
about that big juicy shit, right?
Yeah.
Here's the thing, yes, in closing for me, you are correct.
I just would prefer him not to get involved on the heel of what they're going through
during their argument.
I would prefer him to let that shit die
and then not let it die, but let them like right now,
then he could turn up.
He didn't get involved.
He's thrown in.
He got thrown in.
He was thrown in.
He was thrown in. He could thrown in. He was involved.
He could have kept it P.
But I get it.
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Everyone could have kept it P.
You're right.
That's the point.
You're right.
I see what you're saying.
Shout out to Eazy the Black Captain.
Shout out to Pat Poo.
Shout out to Remy.
Man, I love y'all, man.
For sure.
Hopefully I work it out.
I did go to the pages and saw everything was down.
I didn't use Twitter or anything to talk about it at all.
We got to do what we got to do,
but shout out to y'all and hopefully everything
comes to a resolution peacefully behind the scenes.
We love y'all.
Word, word, word.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah, we did it.
We did it.
Hey, you know what's so crazy?
It's hard to pussyfoot around.
We just pussyfoot around.
We did it.
We did a good job.
We did good though.
Tap there.
We gave mad disclaimers too.
Say you're in love with this motherfucker.
We did.
We gave mad, we gave mad. And I don't care. We did good. Tap there. We gave mad disclaimers. Say, I'm loving with this motherfucker. We did.
We gave mad disclaimers.
And I don't care.
We're pussy.
I don't care.
I'm okay with being pussy in the same things.
Honestly, I don't think that there was any other way to discuss it.
No, there was.
Like, there was?
Hey, Clarissa, hold on.
Oh, no, they were strangers.
Because we ain't even talk about Clarissa.
Clarissa, hey.
Okay.
You can fight.
You won a championship.
Remy Ma shoots bitches. Please know the difference. You cannot punch, you can't championship. Remy Ma shoots, bitches. Please know the difference.
You cannot punch, you can't punch a bullet.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm not mad at Shorty because.
Nobody fight, you think Remy gonna fight
Clements of Shea, he's a boxer?
Don't go out there and say, I like the box.
Remy said it.
She like the box with these, nigga.
I'm just saying, dog.
She like a box.
Some niggas don't care.
Hey yo, what's this a dime? What is a fork there?
Hey dawg, some niggas will run up on, fuck the gun shit.
Some niggas don't care that you box.
T.I. ran up on Floyd.
That's true.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
They just ran down on Floyd.
Professional fighters couldn't hit Floyd.
T.I. ran up on him.
But then he probably ran up on him because Floyd probably didn't expect him to swing
at him. Whatever. That's usually what it is. No, I ran up on you because Floyd probably didn't expect him to swing at him. That's usually what it is.
Same thing with 50.
No, I ran up on you because you disrespected my wife
and my family.
That's it.
I felt disrespected and I needed to address that.
When 50 and Floyd had a fight, 50 said it.
I snuck up, I punched him in the face.
Floyd didn't expect 50.
50's a boxer too though.
Floyd didn't expect 50 to punch him.
50's also a boxer.
I'm just saying that boxers have a hard time hitting Floyd.
A regular nigger's gonna have a harder time hitting Floyd.
So you think that-
And you still rent,
some niggas don't care about none of that shit.
That's all I'm saying.
So yeah, with rims, I could see if it happened.
Wren get too much money to drive 95 down the highway
to meet up with Clarissa Chills.
That's some fucking 7-Eleven.
No, 77-11 in the front.
Throw your dick beaters up.
Rem not, come on, Rem ain't doing that.
Rem ain't gonna jump though.
Shot the rum with Rem.
Nah, I'm in, no.
Everybody got families and she's just moved.
Rem got something going on, even on the other front with family that...
Dog, hopefully hopefully nothing no violence
no one needs that right now everybody got kids everybody got family everybody got careers
i got you i know i'm just shout out a child the club it's just that was funny to me
that was just funny you fight Clarissa no hell no he just trying to rep home team that's it
Clarissa low key with if you hit me in my stomach, I'm going to fall.
I might shit myself.
She going to fall.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
She hit the wall, right?
Like, hit the wall, right, you freak?
The whole, like, hit the wall.
I'm going to be with Mel.
I'm going to see how Mel's going to act.
Wait, wait, where, what?
Yeah, Clarissa, my girl Mel right here.
What up?
Uh-uh.
Mel will not be there.
Mel will not.
Yo, Mel will hit her with the, eh. Mel, would you fuck? No. Mel, you see? No. Mel will not be there. Mel will not. Yo, Mel hit him with the. Eh. Eh.
Mel, would you like?
No.
No.
So she's not going to.
Don't even get the question out.
No.
If she snuffed me, would you all?
I am not stupid.
I will lay in the fetal position.
The fetal position.
A baby caterpillar.
She going to be a baby caterpillar.
So if she snuffed me, Mel, you would just let me fall?
Sure will.
Would you do it again?
I tried. I tried to catch will. I tried to catch you.
I tried to catch you.
I help you up.
I do my best.
We'll help you up.
We'll get you up.
Shout out to Clemista.
Shout out to everybody.
We love y'all, man.
And I like Clemista too.
I like Clemista a lot.
It's like, Remy ain't gonna meet up with you.
I like everybody involved.
It's just.
I feel like you want to get jokes off of it.
I do, because it's over. No, no, because if I'm not going to get more of the person.
No, it's over.
Solo show.
Go ahead.
No, I'm not good with solo shows.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, they already call me Mojangles.
They're already on a promo tour.
Go ahead.
Get your chicken.
Get your jokes off.
Catch it.
No, it's...
Because if it was the other way around, we would be killing this nigga.
Of course.
That's the part that I want us to really, like, sometimes remove our bias.
When people be like, yo, we tip-toeing because we got respect for them, and I get it.
But if it was the other way around, whether we knew Pap or not, we would have to kill
this nigga.
It's messy.
And it...
Rem, how she was out doing press with Homie,
no matter what the timeline is, it just looked nasty.
It looks nasty on all fronts.
So who would we kill?
So for me, if we being honest
about who we should be killing right now,
we should be killing Rem right now.
We should be.
Just off of the optics.
We don't know the real situation.
What would we say about Rem? What should we say about him?
If it was Pat, we would be like, look how you do.
You give a nigga, nigga hold you up. I held this nigga down for eight years.
And he come home and look at the first thing he do is go run off with another.
We would be killing nigga.
You what?
We wouldn't give a fuck about the situation.
He not lying.
We wouldn't even care about the circumstance.
He's 100% right.
So sometimes when we wanna shine light on niggas,
we gotta shine a little light.
Yo, Rem and look nasty.
I'm sorry.
And the nigga you doing it with look like department store.
Pat loose.
She got a tape.
What's wrong with having a tape?
He like, Pat loose.
Who's wrong with having a tape? I'm just saying. She got a type. What's wrong with having a type? Hey, yo, he like, Pap loose. What's wrong with having a type?
I'm just saying.
She got a type.
Hey, Pap loose.
Pap got a type too.
If he did that with somebody that looked less than Remy,
we'd be, he out there with fucking,
whatever low brand cognac.
Yeah.
We would be killing this nigga.
It's not fixed.
I'm tired. I'm tired at so I won't hear your opinion
So now when we get a moment now when we get a moment to highlight a black man who held
Hell family down...
Still on business?
But that's so unfair though.
No it's not.
It is.
I'm going to tell you why.
Go ahead.
We don't know their green...
We don't know their green...
We don't know if the situation was reversed or not.
But then we're hypocrites.
And we are, but so what?
A flip.
Listen to this.
If it's not Rem and Pat Poole's who everybody loves and respects.
What would we say about the bitch?
If, if, if,
Megan Good got locked up for seven years
and Jonathan Major sat there and held her down,
and Megan Good came home and allegedly
got into some fuck shit,
they would look at Megan Good like the scum of the earth.
That's a fact. And y'all all know that they would.
That's a fact.
That's why I'm mad at you.
What?
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
If it was the other way around.
If Pap was the person on the side
who's getting questioned for being
initially a scumbag,
Mel would go up here and go crazy and keep it.
She would've went nuts.
She would've went crazy.
Wait, you went and did eight years in prison
and came home and showed your ass and boom, boom, boom,
and then had the nerve to do it with fucking,
that cognac?
You ain't doing it, like, she would go crazy.
Oh, what's that?
Yeah, you're right.
So why you not doing it now?
Because, like, I don't know the problem.
Because she a woman and she being biased? No, not at all. No, because not doing it now? Because like I don't know the chron-
No, not at all.
Cause one, that's not why, Mel.
Because we don't fucking shoot people.
In his example, let's say you still don't know
the chronological order.
That's true.
That's number one.
You would still, what he's saying is you would still-
With the information given, you would have gone crazy.
But I'll say this, what he said, I agree with him.
The optics are fucked up.
The optics are crazy on behalf of Rem.
The optics look crazy.
We don't know what the story is,
but the optics look insane.
And that is what I will say about that.
Did y'all see that?
Hold on man.
Hold on man.
Don't get me shot, all right?, man. Oh. Oh.
Don't get me shot, all right?
My mouth won't say nothing.
They shooting, Ponce.
I'm like, man, did you look?
Grandma come up here and walk around this whole couch.
Remember, they just, hi, hi, hi, Red.
Nigga, I need to shut up.
Nigga, it's your gun, but me.
Man, all just hot.
Shit. We got it. Nah, we. It's your gun but me. Man. All just hot. Shit.
We got it.
Nah, we didn't.
We saw what they did.
Because if we not going to kill her, we got to just...
We're moving right along.
Listen, we doing a job.
We love you, Rem.
We love you, Pat.
Love y'all.
Yes.
Clarissa and everybody, Remi.
Easy.
Salute.
There we go.
In other news, we got some music.
Well, I don't know if anybody else peeped a TDE Christmas concert.
Oh yeah, their toy drive, which is amazing actually.
They do it every year in Watts, Nickerson Gardens.
The entire TDE, they were there.
And they performed.
Oh, that must be epic.
Yeah.
Had the kids on the stage. SZA performed, Kendrick performed, Abso was up there. They perform. Oh, that must be epic. Yeah. I didn't see it.
Had the kids on the stage.
SZA performed.
Kendrick performed.
Abso was up there.
What she had on?
Yo, she had on this mink joint.
But under it?
Yo, listen, I'm never really big proponent for surgery with women, but it's your choice.
I salute.
I'm not going to, but.
Sure.
Her's was done very well.
A doctor.
Oh, no. She got a top tier one of them.
She looks amazing.
She really does.
Top BBR.
It's like, you know how sometimes the ass
don't match the dodge.
No, everything matches.
You gotta spend extra, you get the whole package.
Everything matches.
You look amazing.
Oh yeah.
What you do to Sissy?
What you do to Sissy?
Music.
Chop her up, music.
If you had a chance, what would be your choice?
Would it be music or?
Take her down.
There you go.
Yo, take her down in the studio.
Paper, Sizzle, rock.
Shit.
I was thinking, yo, hell.
Hell.
Hell, so you'll pay.
And to get the paper first.
You'll pay.
Yeah, you'll get the paper first, right?
You freak ass boy.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
See, don't no. No.
See, don't fuck with me.
It would be rock, scissor, and then paper.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Navi.
Why you laughing?
They can put gas in the car.
You want me to put gas in it?
You want me to charge this shit?
Shut up. Oh'll fuck you up.
Yo, I told you to stop.
Did he use his card?
Oh my God.
I told you to stop.
I'm gonna punch you in your fucking neck.
I told you to stop.
From now on, I'm gonna stop from this point on.
Okay, great.
You said that two weeks ago.
You said that two weeks ago.
Because they opened it up.
No, you opened it up.
No, you did.
Watch this.
I'm gonna show you what this nigga do.
Watch.
Just look at me, because you know me and you be locked in ice.
Just look at me, and I'm gonna show you what he doing.
Okay, you're correct.
So, SZA, you're gonna be locked in ice. You're gonna be locked in ice. You're this nigga do. Watch. Just look at me, because you know me and you be locked in ice.
Just look at me, and I'm going to show you what he doing.
OK, you're correct.
So SZA, if you had a choice to do a song with her
or take it out, what are you doing, E?
I said I would do it.
You can't pick the choice.
How you going to tell me how to do what I'm going to do?
Because she's never going to do a record.
It's his question.
He gave you the options.
Either end is going to end up in both happening.
Because if I click, she's going to be motivated to do the song.
If we do a song and it's fire, she's
going to be motivated to want to click.
So when you clip something, you motivate them.
I think so.
You the LA Clippers.
Hi-yah!
What's he doing with no rings though, yo?
He don't need a ring.
He don't need a ring.
He don't need a ring.
He don't need a ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring.
He don't need no ring. He don't need no ring. He don't need no ring. trying to hold the trophy up. We gotta stop doing that though.
Cause we don't know.
True.
Based on what we know.
You such a lover boy nigga.
Nigga, this isn't how you do mad shit E.
For sure.
And would.
That's what I like about you.
You not ashamed of your game.
Hell no.
I would do it, but I know I would make her do some things too.
That's a Van Cleef?
Hell no.
I don't purchase things like that.
You got the fake Van Cleef?
This ain't no fake Van Cleef.
Anything I wear is symbolic.
This was my dad's. would make her do some things too. That's a Van Cleef? No, hell no. I don't purchase things like that. You got the fake Van Cleef?
This ain't no fake Van Cleef.
Boy, man.
Anything I wear is symbolic.
This was my dad's.
His dad, my dad, my mom's.
Don't do that.
See, I can't correct you.
Stop joking, huh?
I stopped.
But look, if it pops.
See?
Back to Sizzle.
OK, so yeah, back to the concert.
Back to the concert.
It's getting cold outside, nigga.
Back to the concert. It's getting cold outside, nigga. Back to the concert.
It's getting cold outside.
Was Doce there?
I'm about to roll the entire TV.
That's fucking amazing.
Kendrick did two records.
He did Squabble Up.
And I think it was Elephant.
Be Humble.
No, Humble.
That's right.
Be Humble.
Be Humble and Squabble Up.
Yeah.
So he's not performing not like us anymore.
I don't know.
Yo, we need to move past not like us. He ain't necessarily have to do that for the kids
at the projects, but that's dope.
And again, like even-
Yeah, that's not the play, a bunch of kids,
that's not the song.
Even the, they know the whole shit though.
They probably do, but-
To get entry to the show,
you just had to bring an unwrapped toy.
Oh.
Like it was- That's dope, bro.
That's what's dope about it, like-
This is a real- That's amazing.
You know what I like about him?
In the hood. I like that he- That's fucking fire for super duper stars
He's not even on the label no more
So the fact that is his family, but we've seen people say we still family is still not true
But they don't really be family to me
He don't even seem like this attached to no type of way like we still move it as a conglomerate. This might be some business shit
Yeah, I think you're good too. Superfine. That's dope. Superfine. Yeah, and I did hear, it's not niggas, he's gearing up
I heard that there's a deluxe coming or something like that. I heard something. The timeline was saying that so I don't know if there's anything.
Oh no no, I heard something that's very very very very very soon. I don't care. I care
I don't want to keep prepping for that, because they said that last time when he had dropped.
It was like, oh, he's going to drop another joint.
I still love the album, so I'm cool for now.
It was scheduled.
And I will say, Ice sent me a new version of the album
in a certain order of the songs, and it makes
me love the album even more.
Really?
Yeah, we talked about it.
Yeah.
Shout out to Shake.
That was Shake.
Oh, yeah, Shake sent it to me, too.
Oh, slew Shake. Shake, so. I'm going to take credit for that. He was just like, yo, that was a Shake. Oh yeah, Shake sent it to me too. Oh, Slude Shake. Shake, Slude.
I'm gonna take credit for that.
He was just like, yo, do it this way,
it'll flow a little bit better.
Fire.
It's amazing.
I have that album, stays on repeat.
Like now I just let it play from top to bottom.
Nice.
But Salute, that was really dope.
The kids looked like they were on stage,
having a great time.
Saluted it a couple of times.
You can never salute it enough.
You the clean up man.
We cleaned up the street, nigga.
You the nigga that come with the broom behind.
After that machine go, nigga, we cleaned it up, nigga.
Still more confetti.
Put the broom away.
It's a chance.
Hey, yo, Flip, what time is it?
I'm in the middle.
I have no idea.
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Thank you, Joe. We'll run our game, I guess.
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Word, word. Suspension up, all right?
You good, you good.
So, new music?
Yeah, it's Friday, shit. Saturday.
For me, the Snoop & Dre Missionary album finally dropped,
which I've been personally waiting for.
I've heard a couple records off of it ahead of time.
Played a couple of them as a sleeper.
You did? Before we even judge it, can we just clap the fact that in I've heard a couple records off of it ahead of time. Played a couple of them as a sleeper.
You did?
Yo, before we even judge it, can we just clap the fact
that in 2024 we have a relevant Snoop and Dre album?
The reel can wait.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
So people, Mel is trying to put a reel up
so she's going to interrupt the broadcast.
I am sorry.
Again.
Interrupt the broadcast.
Again.
It's posted. I'm sorry. Again. Interrupt the broadcast. Again.
It's posted.
I'm sorry.
OK.
Carry on.
That shit better get some likes.
Word.
That shit better go.
Oh, it will.
Oh.
It will.
It will.
OK.
Carry on.
I'm sorry.
I just want to acknowledge how dope it is that, you know,
Dre's first album was what?
Snoop and Dre's first collaboration
is how many years ago?
92.
And we still able to talk about,
like when we talk about people lasting in hip hop this way.
Bro, that's what, I said it a couple weeks ago,
I'm like, yo, the old niggas really been putting on.
Like, I mean, I call, but you know what I'm saying?
We've got, we've gotten LL, we've gotten IQ,
we've gotten Trady and Goldiloke Eastsiders,
we got Dog Pound, like-
Ghostface,
Drops, Jointless, Nauzy.
Still Nauzy.
What did I just see recently on Instagram?
It was Jadakiss and Queen Latifah.
Did you guys see that?
No, I didn't see it.
But there's a joke there, but I'ma let it go.
MC Light dropped an album that was pretty good this year, too.
Yeah, all the vets showed up. Redman is putting out records left and right now. Yes, they embody freesty good this year too. All the hits showed up.
Redman is putting out records left and right now.
You've been killing the freestyles.
So when people make those comments about hip hop getting old, older people are still putting
down and still true.
Ain't no age limit on hip hop.
You can grow with your audience and still be true to self and put out good music.
And Fat Joe will get there eventually, drop the album today down. Yeah, Joe as well. I listen to that how you felt about um missionary out missionary album
It's a couple records on there that I'm I they wasn't for me, but overall
First off the production to me was crazy that shit sounded
I need you to do whatever you do my headphones cuz it sounded crazy in the crib. Yeah, it's just a regular joy
to do whatever you do, to buy headphones, because it sounded crazy in the crib.
It just, the regular joints.
The mix in the production is definitely top.
Top fucking notch.
It's gonna be with top tier.
It's gonna be that with top tier.
Snoop's been rapping.
I'm not really, let me see.
There's a record up there called Hard Knocks,
which I thought about playing as my sleeper.
That is probably my favorite joint.
It took me a minute to get past that record.
A couple of the records that I played already were great.
Overall, I don't really like
rating albums on the first listen,
but I did listen to this album a good three times.
I would give this like a strong seven.
You like rating comedy specials on the for his watch. Yeah I do.
When they're not funny.
When they're just not funny.
Never mind, my bad.
Oh okay.
So you give it a six or a seven?
Give it a seven.
Strong seven.
Okay.
Okay.
Which, again, it's not bad.
I listened to it twice.
I didn't love it, but I love both of them so much that I'm going to keep listening and
see if I find some.
How many records is on this project?
I want to say 16, 17, something like that.
It's a full project, there ain't no short bullshit.
Do you think that, I mean, Pogs,
what did resonate with you?
The marriage, is it a beef?
I just like, I feel like I want something
a little bit more gutter, it's very clean feeling.
Like the last dance, there's some like poppy kind of shit the sting records a top-peddy record
to poppy
They're grown
As the follow-up to doggy style because initially that's kind of what this is like
Essentially prophesized as you know doggy style missionary. Yes. I want, I wanted a little bit more of the, the.
I have a question.
I'm the exact, I'm the exact opposite because it's been 30 years.
And these dudes are billionaires.
Yeah.
Y'all have done it all in the 30 years.
I don't want to hear y'all ain't gutter.
Yeah.
I mean, it would be, it would literally be, if I heard Snoop and Dre trying to
put some gutter shit out,
it would be forced and mailed in to me.
That's how I would feel.
I would be like, I don't want to hear this from y'all
because that ain't where y'all at today.
Let me hear where you at today.
Do y'all feel like because they're like legacy acts
that they should have a shorter project
instead of 16 songs, maybe like-
That might help.
Like eight, 10, 12.
No, if 16 is fire, then let it be fire.
Personally today, I don't care about that
because whatever I don't like, I can just take off.
That don't really do it.
This isn't like before where I need a CD
and I gotta put that shit in the car
and I have to let it play.
I don't like that. I like that idea.
What, shorter?
Well you just put on a three piece, so of course you'll like it.
Shorter projects I usually prefer, but I don't mind
a long project pause. If you look at classic, classic, of course you'll like it. Well shorter projects I usually prefer, but I don't mind a long project pause.
If you look at classic, classic albums, shut up, you want to start with me today, but I
got you.
Classic albums for me, more concise, were usually shorter, and to me what made albums
albums were they stuck with theme, and it's kind of hard to stick with theme the deeper
you get into the track list.
That being said, this album is only 45 minutes long even at being 60 so it's not like a
Laborious was there anything to it any story to it like to the tracks?
Not in the same way they like doggy style of the chronic no, okay No, the theme to me was just yo we can still make music
We 60 yo niggas that can make me we up up and we still got a passion for this shit
And I'm gonna listen again
I'm 100% gonna keep listening
because I'm probably gonna feel different
after I get more familiar with this.
There are records that I will never listen to again.
Like you said, the Sting record, the Tom Petty record.
Yeah, we're talking about your...
And the funny thing is,
I never was familiar with Tom Petty music, right?
I love Flesh Dance with Mary Jane.
That one song, that was it.
That was the only song I ever knew.
I remember in the mornings to watch videos,
getting ready for school,
and they would play that fucking video.
Don't come around here anymore, it's my joint.
They would play that video over and over.
That's how I knew the song.
This is the Sting record, another part of me.
How y'all feeling out there?
Yeah.
Pop a little lava and get loving it
I'm fucking with it, turn my mic up
Yeah, yeah, that's it
Return of the titans and this motherfucker
Loving how this is feeling
Yeah, go ahead Eric, sing Love it how it's a spilling Go ahead every single
Very police sex
Oh, it's a good song, that's what it is
Yeah, I like that
Just another part of me
I'm just tryna show you some gangsta love I like this shit We I like this. That's Snoop right? Yeah, that's Snoop. What's Snoop singing?
Hell yeah.
You would like this.
I like this too.
You would.
This is dope.
This is dope.
This is dope.
I like this.
I like it.
Okay.
I like it.
Okay.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it. I like it. I like this. I like this. I like this. I don't hate that at all.
How you feel about the Gunsmoke joint with M and 50?
It was cool.
Yeah, it was cool.
It was cool.
Just cool.
Expecting more from them?
Expecting a little more.
I did.
I did.
Me too.
Yeah.
Do you think that if Dre, what's the album that Dre's been
promising to put out? Detox. Do you think that the Detox will live up to his hype? Detox will never
drop. I don't think it's ever coming out. It's never coming out. I think all the highlights that
were probably on it have come out in some type of form or- Somebody else's shit. Yeah, the
straight out of Compton sound. Yeah, the Compton album. I think a lot of that was there. That album was dope.
One straight out of Compton album was dope.
To me, fire.
I got a plaque for it.
Salute.
That's right.
That's right.
Sorry about that.
Let them, real quick, just let them hear Hard Knocks.
Just a little bit.
And you'll see what I'm talking about.
But don't we have to play, real quick, don't we have to play Sound Effects?
Because I hope it's... No crash now that's a lot of ash the fucking made of trash. Let's get this shit in order I am the top of the total time to reload and we blowin the smoke out your mother
Yeah, I know you're smelling at a roll house on name
So that's clean gutter for me like that's still good
Institutionalized what's up?
I go to your backyard and
The blood get on my daughter's nuts and then.
I'm not talking about like therapy.
The last pod you played a whole intro of 50.
And don't get me wrong, it was commercial.
I don't remember that.
Oh, you don't remember that.
But that was gutter.
That was gutter.
That was gutter.
That was gutter.
That was gutter.
It was clean.
Okay.
But I'm not mad at it.
I got a little bit more. I fuck with it. Before I. I'm pleased. Like. But I'm not mad at it, I gotta live with it more.
I fuck with it.
Before I.
I'm pleased, like it.
I'm not underwhelmed by that.
What was the song on the album that they were previewing
at Complex Con?
Well one of them, oh no that was Drink Champs,
they premiered.
It was, I'll give you the name of it.
Out of the Blue.
It's okay, Pox.
Out of the Blue?
That was one that they teased.
How does it sound? I played that as a sleeper a couple weeks ago. Okay got it.
Yeah yeah I like I liked that. Um either way again I like to E's point I like
hearing new music from our legends. Yes. The rock acts can do it and all of that
you know keep going keep touring if you feel like it as long as y'all are healthy man keep putting music out I didn't know that
I said that they also released a like a three song EP with DMX yeah I didn't
listen to it cuz I'm weary of anything possible is it on DSP's yes it is it's
like three songs it's called let us pray chapter X can you play something first
record is favor features features Killamike,
Mary Mary and Roy's Noise Orchestra.
Second track is Bear With Me featuring Lecrae.
Third track is One Life To Do It featuring MC Light
and Roy's Noise Orchestra.
Fourth track is Until I'm Gone.
Lord, what would I be without you?
This is Favour.
Nothing.
Where would I be without you?
Four songs.
Killamike, Mother Goat, Favour.
Who would I be without you? No, he's just talking to us. No one. I wanna thank you for no killing Mike? Who would I be without you?
He's just talking no one. I want to thank you for making me something
I want to thank you for divine this baby's it and letting my life be a presence even at my worst at most chaotic
You have allowed me to be a blessing. It's like a prayer intro this one. I was a thank you Lord
I'm gonna humbly say I appreciate you for I know not where I'm going
But I know you have me on my path and I know not my purpose
But I know you have one for me. Amen
That's right. Oh
Father thank you for making me righteous and accepted through the blood of Venus
That ain't a y'all because of that I am blessed and highly favored by you. No, no, I am the object
Yeah, that's the dog. Your favorite surrounds me as a shield and the first thing that people come in contact with is my favorite
She'll oh that's creepy. Thank you
Call a chill all day long people go out of their way to bless it to help me
I have faith with everyone that I deal with today
Don't that what once closed and now open for me. I received referential treatment and I have special privileges
I am God's favorite child
This is the intro. This is like a prayer intro
Oh, wait for some music
No, that's awesome. And then Mary Mary comes in and
Okay
I listen to it cause I listen to it
I definitely hope everybody go check it out
Rest in peace DMX. We love you
I'm not gonna rush into this
Any more music?
Any other music? Any music?
You guys?
That's in y'all backs.
I was totally on the way.
I just focused my energy on Snoop and Dre.
Once I see that, everything kinda shuts down for me.
I'ma go listen to that
and everybody else gotta wait until next week.
Alchemist and Rock Marciano dropped a project.
I haven't gotten through it yet, but I am gonna listen.
Fat Joe dropped a project.
There's a couple of joints on there.
Yeah, a couple of joints.
I gave it a half a listen.
Actually, on my way up here, I'm not mad at it.
I like the reggae joint.
I'm not mad at it.
It's smooth.
It's a reggae joint.
It's smooth shit on there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually, I watched the Tiny Desk joint.
Y'all looked at me like I was-
Billie Eilish?
Yeah, Billie Eilish, Tiny Desk.
That was highly anticipated.
Fat Joe.
Don't do that.
Billie Eilish. You know what, I forget. You're not really a man of music. You're really just. Billie Eilish.
You know what, I forget.
You're not really a man of music.
You're really just a man of hip hop.
Yes.
And a little bit of R&B.
No, Chris Brown.
Yeah.
And when Tory Lanez does R&B.
Enjoy.
That's it.
No one else here watched the tiny desk room.
I saw one thing on Instagram, but I
watched the whole shit, too.
I like her.
I'm just not.
I saw some clips.
I didn't rush to it.
Yeah, it was dope, it was dope.
Okay, pretty dope.
To me, it doesn't matter who came before or after Doshi,
she was the best tiny desk of 2024.
Yeah, she went crazy.
I'm not gonna hold you, she went crazy.
You mean that, Mel?
She went nuts.
You mean that?
Yes.
Doshi is a great performer.
She went crazy. Amazing performer.
Yeah.
It was incredible.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, you know what?
Since we're talking music, Flip, you tweeted something asking, is there an attack on hip
hop?
Yes.
Can you, like, I was going to hit you, then I said, I'll just wait till we get here.
What you mean?
Flipping guest investigative reports.
No, no.
I know 2020 was Flip.
Attack where?
Like, the first source?
So I tweeted that because, you know, a eureka came to my brain.
A eureka?
Yeah, I did.
A lightbulb moment.
You mean you read it online?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because I started to see a lot of these things of things about Drake, things about Jay, things
about Diddy, just different things.
And I'm just like, there's an attack on hip hop.
And let me tell you what I meant by that. So I started to do some research from the 50s to 90s
in the 2000, up to 2017, rock and roll
has been the number one genre.
And 2017, hip hop, because of streaming,
has had an increase in 73, 72 or 73%
becoming the number one genre.
You went and researched.
Yeah, use the thinking man.
According to Nielsen.
Okay.
Right?
According to Nielsen, my man.
Just saying the sources.
Okay, Nielsen.
And not cocksourcers.
Come on, come on, come on.
So according to Nielsen, yeah, 72% increase
of hip hop becoming the number one genre.
So then I started to think like,
a lot of stuff that's being done
or that our acts are accused of,
even though it's wrong, no, no, even though it's wrong.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Back then, a lot of these things were accepted, right?
Mm-hmm.
Right, accepted meaning that.
Overloaded.
Overloaded is just a better word.
Overloaded is just a better word.
Thank you so much, please.
So the reason why I said there's an attack on hip hop
is because the problems that may be That's a better word. Thank you so much, please. So the reason why I said there's an attack on hip hop
is because the pop was that maybe
when rock and roll and all that shit was the number one
or pop was number one,
we didn't have all these salacious stories
coming out about their acts.
And I feel like because of the younger generation
and hip hop being number one,
I feel like the people don't wanna accept it
and they wanna put out there and sully our acts
or put our acts dirty laundry out on the forefront.
And once you do that, it's where do we go from there?
I feel like that's an attack on hip hop.
That's the angle that I'm taking.
Like the Jay-Z shit, the Diddy shit.
I mean, of course Diddy, get him out of here,
whatever it is with Diddy.
The Jay's shit, the Drake shit.
Like even building Kendrick Lamar or they said bots,
allegedly, to put the smut on Drake name is the PDF,
like we call them PDF.
Like those, our top legacy acts,
our top acts in hip hop are being attacked
with smear campaigns and being held to the light
or their alleged closet, I guess, dirty laundry
is being brought to the light.
And to me, simultaneously,
or it's happening back to back to back,
I feel like there's a tackle hip hop.
And that's just, that was my angle.
I can't really speak to like the Jay-Z thing,
but when you have exhibited predatory behavior
for over 30 years and it has been well documented
and reported, then this is just chickens coming home
to motherfucking roost.
I also want to just add that in that timeline that you mentioned 2017, whatever,
that's like kind of when the Me Too shit really hit its stride.
Yeah, so that's just one note in your note.
And everyone was saying, because Me Too started with the film industry,
they said, music is next.
Yeah, but do you understand what I'm saying though?
The back to back thing, man, I get it, right?
I'm not saying that.
For every diddy, you have Nas, you have a Jadakiss,
there's so many artists that do not have any history
of being scummy.
You know what I'm saying?
As a matter of fact, like I tell this story
every chance I get when I did
Knock Yourself Out with Jadakiss,
he was so respectful.
And this is 2001 when...
Massage it.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just, there is a way to conduct yourself
and then there is the abuse of power.
Yeah, I understand that, ma'am. and being predatory and being a scumbag
Don't know nothing also don't you understand?
But don't you when you when I say the the back-to-back like something is happening below right even if it was UMG
something is happening where I
Asked are being made to
And let me let me make myself clear here.
Please.
Not excusing any behavior that is inappropriate.
I don't want to do that, yes.
Now, to your point about back to back happening
here and there, with the Puff situation,
that was Puff's ego that brought him to this.
Okay.
Puff's been getting away with it.
Okay.
Would've gotten away with it, but it's,
no, I'm not paying you.
No, I'm not doing this.
And you almost dared Cassie to go file.
Double down.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. And a lot of times people would not file
out of fear of what you might do.
She was just bold enough to not give a fuck.
It wasn't scared.
Let me, let me.
So, hold, let me just.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So that's that one.
With the drink situation.
Also, ego.
I say because again Kendrick warned him,
we don't have to go here.
We ain't gotta do this.
Let's keep it here.
But your ego says, nigga fuck you.
I can do whatever, you can't fuck with me.
I don't like that.
That's a horrible, yeah.
I, I, I.
Well if nothing, cause not possible.
If I warn you, look, look, look, hold on, hold on.
If I warn you.
I say that, yeah. If I warn you and say, yo dogs, you step step on my sneaker again, I'm going to slap the
shit out of you.
And you step on it again.
And you step on my sneaker again and I slap the shit out of you, I told you to not, we
don't have to, this don't have to happen.
That's a horrible analogy.
That's a horrible analogy.
With the puff shit, there's been, now we've seen the video of Cassie.
Which we would have never probably seen.
It's undeniable.
You are comparing somebody that we've seen
get proven to do something with somebody
putting a heinous rumor on somebody.
They are not equivalent.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm talking about just shit, just shit.
It's not equivalent.
No, no, issue.
Well, hold on, let me respond to him. What I'm speaking about just shit, just shit. It's not equivalent. No, no, issue. Well, hold on, let me respond to him.
What I'm speaking to is,
I don't think we get these rumors, these accusations.
I don't think it even goes there.
That's my point.
Yeah, I don't care enough.
That's not justified.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's all I'm saying.
Before, yeah, you.
We in the mud.
We playing in the mud.
No, no, no, no.
You putting muddy shit on me,
I'm putting muddy shit on you.
No, no, no.
What rock acts or pop acts have you seen get ridiculed back
to back to back to back like that?
At this moment, don't get me wrong.
We should, but I don't care about that.
Because the fact of the matter is,
if these people are doing this shit,
whether there's an attack on hip hop or not,
it needs to be called out and checked.
I'm with you on that.
So I don't so.
That's what we're saying.
Cool, right?
As much as we like to focus on the attack
on maybe one or two figures,
there's a bunch of other figures that we can highlight
in that moment to balance it out.
Don't get me wrong, Puff, Jay, whoever,
those are the top of the top,
but there are people within that that don't move like that.
You have the Denzel's, you have the Samuel's,
you have people within black entertainment,
if we wanna lean on as leaders
who don't move in a certain fashion
that we never even heard stories about,
that in these moments we should lean and highlight more
to having a focus on, oh, they're taking two of our greatest.
Okay, cool, maybe some of them niggas is nasty niggas
that need to be taken.
Yes, and I agree with that.
And if it's an attack on hip hop,
then we need to focus on, well on why you niggas in power are
not upstanding hip hop and making sure that you're not moving a certain way for us to
not be attacked.
I'm not excusing their behavior.
I just looked at the timeline.
Thug, NBA Youngboy, Dirk, Jay, Drake, Puff.
That's different.
No, listen.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to say this.
What I'm saying, no, no.
Let me just say this. It's different. No, no, no, no, no. No, I'ma say this. What I'm saying, no, no, let me just say this.
It's just back to back to back.
So maybe, I guess because hip hop is not a number one genre,
the light is on us.
What I'm saying is that, but they're throwing it
in our faces where it's like, nigga,
we're gonna teach y'all a lesson.
Or there's a nasty element within hip hop
that needs to be exposed.
The difference in the power.
Okay, that finished.
Or there's a nasty element and a predatory nature
in every genre of music, right?
That needs to be exposed so that we can clean this shit up
so that the actual things that are going on positive in it
can be highlighted instead of us focusing on it.
Maybe.
Also, the powers that be don't give a fuck
because they the ones making all the money off this shit.
They not, bro, they are paying you rappers pennies
on the dollar.
They are making billions upon billions off of y'all.
And yeah, go kill yourselves.
So there's no incentive for them
to now try to shut y'all down.
The differences in the different genres of music.
Hip hop music is a music that came out
of the pain of the ghetto.
So a lot of hip hop artists literally have one foot
in the ghetto and one foot out.
So because you do have one foot in the ghetto
or you did live a life of crime
or you literally were doing some of the things
that you say in your raps, that stuff is in you.
So if a nigga get out of line and you grew up in a place where if a nigga get out of
line, you put them back in line, that's still in you.
You understand what I'm saying?
Some of these other genres of music didn't come from that.
Some of those other genres of music didn't necessarily, the artists didn't necessarily
had an upbringing as these artists. So you're not going
to get the same outcomes to some of the same shit. I agree. Like you can't. A nigga was facing a Rico
case. Yeah. That's a prominent artist. That came from his environment that he grew up in. That
didn't come from some made up shit. Music. That didn't come from music. But flip you right though.
There's an attack on hip hop.
There's always been an attack on hip hop
from the day it was birthed.
It's always gonna be there.
But we at a point now within just society,
we having to choose between what side we gonna stand on.
The side of good and the side of bad.
I think you guys think I'm excusing the behaviors.
I didn't say that.
No, I don't think so.
And I don't want that.
And if I'm doing that, that's not my intent at all.
I'm not talking about the behavior.
I'm just talking about, when I looked up
and did the research, I just feel like,
now we have became so powerful that now we're in the doors,
we're in the conversations, we can own teams,
and we could be in those rooms that they have no choice
but to accept us in.
Let me finish.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna finish my point.
I think that with the technological advances
that are happening today, niggas is doing dumb shit,
getting they self caught up in dumb shit.
So even if we are looking for you,
when you go rent a car for a nigga
and the nigga get killed in the rental car
that you rented for it, like, yo, my nigga,
you gonna get investigated.
That's just common sense shit.
So again, these people half of the one leg in the hood,
other leg out the hood being in music,
and sometimes those two things clash.
You get what I'm saying?
Like sometimes those two things clash.
Again, like-
I just feel like there's always been an attack on hip hop.
The strategy just looks different on how you go ahead
to attack to minimize it.
Well, let me say this.
The people-
I don't think I'm trying to-
Well, the other acts that we're going through,
I heard a lot of stories about these fucking rock stars
and pop stars, a lot of nasty stories.
But the labels did more to protect them,
or to protect those stories, or it might be the time.
That's what I wanna know.
Is it the time?
Technology is different.
Is it the timing?
Basketball players, all athletes, they all got protection.
It's money being generated.
You think that the label wanna lock a nigga up
that's making them millions and billions of dollars?
We saw the label.
The label's gonna cover up your shit.
We saw the label go get NBA Youngboy out.
And put his ass in the sticks.
Put his ass up in Utah so we can continue
to make money off of you.
That's what I'm telling you.
Because his YouTube generations was crazy.
You're worth much more to us outside.
Yeah, I think it's a little weird and disingenuous
to constantly talk about how bad the music industry treats
artists in terms of splits and financials,
and then at the same time be like, oh, they're
trying to take them down.
Yeah, like, it doesn't add up.
That's so loud.
It don't work that way.
You're not sending a cash cow to jail at all.
I'm going to do whatever I can to keep that cash cow out
of jail.
I don't feel like they're trying to take it down, though.
Parks, what I was saying is that I just think that they want to take the power that hip-hop is the leverage that hip-hop has
They don't have no leverage cuz they don't own shit
I talked about the leverage hip-hop has on society in the streaming world in
You can't do that. You can't you can't flip
That's what I'm gonna do that the white okay, you know that on the hip-hop industry
They wanted to they are the niggas and the artists not really leverage. Maybe one or two artists out of a million are gaining leverage.
They don't care what genre is the genre. They just going to know that they're going to be
the person in control of it and benefiting the most. That's all it is. I just feel like
in this, every generation has seen its version of what level of hip hop influence is had. We also, when hip hop really had the influence
to surpass all the other genres,
it was in the midst of social media being so prevalent.
That's true. Got it.
And information flowed so easily.
That's what I said, 72%.
It's a lot different from when rock was,
because there wasn't that.
A lot different from pop or R&B, the 80s.
If there was Instagram and Twitter in the middle of the 80s.
Michael Jackson would have been larger than like.
The NBA would not exist.
Yeah, true.
The NBA, we heard stories what these niggas was doing.
Imagine if there was Instagram or just a random person
can get their story out and take legs and actually grow.
And to Isha's point and to your point really,
I think that if hip hop is this huge fucking platform now,
it's number one, overtook rock or whatever it is,
that's a huge spotlight being put on these artists
that are going platinum, multi-platinum
for a decade at a time, yet they're still doing.
They're still exercising some level of moral ambiguity.
Maybe they're not as aware as they should be
that they're famous.
You're going live with guns in the background of your life. They're not as aware as they should be that they're famous.
You're going live with guns in the background of your life.
You're doing videos with guns at the video shoot when you're on probation.
My nigga, you starting to do stupid shit and because a magnifying glass is on you, now
it's becoming more evident.
Back in the day, you might've got that off because you didn't have the same magnifying
glass on you.
It was basketball players throwing niggas through windows back in the day.
But because now we could go like this.
At the first sight of any drama, niggas be just like this.
Look, it ain't even just hip hop, bro.
It's the cat and mouse game between criminals and technology.
That's really what it is.
People have been, people think they smarter than,
back years ago, you think, yo, if my page is locked,
nobody could see it, I could do whatever the fuck I want to do. Yes. You think, you know, if my page is locked, nobody can see it.
I can do whatever the fuck I want to do.
Yes. You know what I'm saying?
There's niggas that still think that.
Oh, I'm from a burner page. They ain't going to know it's me.
So now I could get these threats off.
I could do whatever I'm doing.
Yo, do we forget our most recognized and most famous rapper
who can go anywhere on earth and represent hip hop was on trial for murder?
Like, we forget that.
He wasn't that dead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, he wasn trial for murder. Like we forget that.
He wasn't that dead.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh no, he wasn't that dead, I'm just saying.
In the circumstance.
In the peak of his snoop.
Yeah, like in the peak of his fame
and he had the labels, he had the greatest,
they supported him because they needed to support him
because he was the industry at that point.
He was bigger than, at that moment,
he was bigger than pop, bigger than Big, all of that.
He was the top artist.
It happens.
But, but just, let me just ask this, please.
Not making any excuse.
When the individuals start doing things for the people, say if they did have a bad, but
Puff, his behavior was ongoing. So let's exclude him.
Not sure anything about Russell or anything is ongoing, but I remember when it was important
moves that these individuals were making, that's when everything starts to, the wall starts to come
in. That's an assumption. That's just-
And part of it, let's say it's true.
But look, you start making important moves.
Ty, I know what I was gonna say.
Eyes get on you.
And you still gave them the shit.
And you still did it.
You still get like-
And that's number one over everything else.
If they looking, ain't nothing there.
They looked, it wasn't nothing there.
But when you start making important move, for example,
somebody say, one of our ultra rich hip hop, Drake,
the size I want to buy an NFL team,
they're gonna investigate you.
They're gonna look into every, yo, you try to buy a house.
They want to look into everything.
I understand.
So if you got some shit there, they might find it.
Or somebody that don't want you to, I want it to buy it, I want this nigga to get it.
I heard he trying to get it.
Yeah, you borrow money from some hard money lenders,
they do a criminal background check on you.
They will not lend you money depending on what you're
talking about. And let me tell you a story that I know.
Be mindful.
Back in the days, the person that I know did something bad.
Their life changed.
For about 25 years, 30 years, they've been on the right path.
When there was a house in the area that goes for a lot of money, but they didn't want to
sell, so now it's going for like three million, right?
But they want to sell, like the Jewish man wanted to buy the house.
You know that we found out that the Jewish guy, he made these calls
and did some research to get the person in trouble.
So now when you in trouble and now you out the house,
because now you're locked up.
You're in trouble, you're locked up.
And maybe the bank seizes it because of foreclosures?
But not that the bank seizes it,
but the bank tried to seize it,
but then you forced the person to sell to pay off.
Their legal fees.
The legal fees and stuff.
So then now.
Dirty game.
The Jewish man got it for cheaper
than what he wanted for initially.
But that was an example that I learned.
And this is a family member of mine.
That was an example that I saw in real time
because another guy told me, another Jewish guy told me,
yo, we did that.
We learned about that.
I mean, that happens.
We looked into this, we knew about that.
We made the, and I was, he was extremely honest.
But knowing that story, that how far people will go
to bring you down is like.
Because I know we run it so we can,
I just want to use this quick example.
Yeah. 100% what you're saying, if you're doing these things, then, or it's going to be...
Or did. Did, doing, whatever. It can still be a thing of a... I always go to Mike.
Mike thing is everyone, I believe Mike had an affinity for helping kids, right? I think at a
certain point he pushed that to the world so much that we knew you attached Mike with he's trying to help kids whether he's going
to the hospitals stuff like that boom boom. If they can't find something on you
they'll create something. Sometimes they'll take the very things you love
and find a way to turn it against you. So at that point are we not human-y? I'm
just saying I'm just saying but at that point you Are we not human E? I'm just saying, Are we not changed? I'm just saying, but at that point, you're Michael, and you see that this is the path
they're taking, you might need to pull back
from being that close so that they can't get
the opportunity to crash you down.
So after the first attempt at something like that,
and it's not successful, and you still continue
to move in a certain way, they're gonna keep trying
to play that against you.
Got it.
So that, like for me in those situations,
if you know the game you're in, you know how predatory is,
you know how much they'll go out their way to diminish your character.
Sometimes you need to go ahead for the better good.
Step back from some things so that they have nothing on you at all.
And that's just them niggas was putting fines on the house.
Hey, seen that shit.
My cousin had to go through this. I seen it.
But in five years, calling me from. My cousin had to go through that shit. I seen it. Putting fines.
He was calling me from,
yo, can you go pay this?
Calling my mother,
can y'all go pay this?
They was putting fines.
Yo, this is something illegal in the backyard
that was built or something on the side of the house.
Like they would go in there to do that.
They put all this like,
and I had to help my cousin.
I had to go to fuck it.
I had to go do this.
And then they told me like that.
This is the game, Flip.
This is the game.
Hey, smile a little. Tell me, is something that you're aware of. This is the game. It's tell me, something you're aware of?
This is the game.
Look, let me tell you.
Hey, not even a black person.
Old girl that used to own Jersey girls.
They wanted the club.
Yo, sell it to us.
No, I'm not gonna sell it.
Okay, cool.
We're gonna send the cops, we're gonna do this.
Like they play, this is just a game.
Whereas we gonna get it.
I mean, we seen it now.
We seen it with Lil Durk.
You know, how you speak about the attack on hip hop.
If we wanna, you know, we can assume.
Yes.
He has allegations of being accused of hiring,
murder for hire.
Another one.
A new charge.
He went up to try to receive bond.
They put up, Sony put up some bread.
A million dollars. A million dollars. Put up some houses and tried and they were like, nah, too much of a liability.
Is that an attack on hip hop?
Yes. How? Because it's just back to back.
So you just worry about the timing of it?
That's what I'm talking about, yeah.
I'm not worried about the individual.
I mean with Dirk, Dirk's situation,
Dirk obviously, this is all alleged,
but if he put himself in that situation,
then what's happening is going to happen.
That's life.
But also I can't, even though I'm a hypocrite,
I cannot speak.
I am a big hypocrite.
You are, because I'm actually shocked at you, cannot speak. I am a big hypocrite. And I'm funny.
You are, because I'm actually shocked at you,
because you're not the conspiracy theorist.
But I cannot speak from the side of,
because if you really ask my real opinion,
I understand certain shit because of where I come from.
You're a product of the environment.
I am a product of my environment.
I don't believe in certain things.
Yo, how long you get to lean on that?
A lot.
Your environment's changed.
I get to lean on it a lot because of my thought pattern.
Because I know that if something happened,
I know how I'm gonna respond to it.
All that shit I do on the internet,
on what I say, I know is not right.
Let me ask you a question.
In reality, I'm playing the internet game, I'm sorry.
I'm playing the internet game,
but in reality, I know what I'm going to do.
Because I feel it in my core.
Like, I'm gonna do this.
Where does that come from?
It's not right, it's not, but don't make faces,
we judge it, but it's just right.
I agree with you.
I wanna ask you a question.
I agree with you.
Because you just, when you was talking about
the family member that did something,
get 20 some odd years ago, and you said,
but yo, we're not allowed to change,
we're not allowed to do this.
So the same thing can't apply to you?
You could have been a product of your environment,
you ain't in that environment no more.
You've been out of that.
That's not true.
I'm asking him. He's still in that environment no more. You've been out of that. That's not true. I'm asking him.
He's still in that environment.
Just because your residence moved,
I don't mean that he's not still in that environment.
Mentally, you could be.
And he still goes back every day.
We able to give these answers like this
because we're not the people actually in a situation.
So I'm pretty sure if it was on the other end,
we will feel differently.
Don't get me wrong, we are products of our environment.
If somebody killed my brother, you're trying to say
I went and make a decision to have them murdered?
What I'm saying to you is this, it's easy to say to someone, damn I understand that
situation because he's a product of his environment. I get that. But if we're sitting on the other
side of that, we don't want to hear that shit as an excuse.
True, I agree.
We don't want to use that ass, well I understood why he did that because look where he come
from. We're going to be tight, we're going to also say, you have millions of dollars.
Why do you even have to go ahead and live?
We have to just stop taking.
We have to stop going.
Money doesn't take away the pain.
It has nothing to do with that.
But money affords you certain luxuries to fix the hurt, the pain, the trauma.
That's not true.
Forget just money.
Experiencing things different.
And your therapy people, That's not true. Forget just money. Experiencing things different. And in your therapy, people, that's not true.
No matter how much money you have,
it ain't going to fix no pain and no trauma.
She said, I afforded you the luxuries
to fix the pain and the trauma.
Yeah, there is luxuries that you are afforded with money.
That fix pain and trauma will be a brother getting killed?
First of all, for a guy from Chicago
who doesn't have the money to travel the world to even see
other experiences, you now have the money to see those things.
Did you hear what I said?
Just listen to what I'm saying.
Go ahead.
You have the experience now, which is a luxury that most people don't get.
Yeah, I've been all over the world.
My brother got murdered.
Ain't no island in Dubai.
Ain't no cruise.
Ain't no fucking Niagara Falls.
Go fix that.
Okay, and also higher.
Mark Lamont Hill sat right here and said the nigga that tried to kill his brother. Mark Lamont Hill sat right here last episode. in Niagara Falls, go fix that. You're gonna- And also higher.
Mark Lamont Hill sat right here and said,
the nigga that tried to kill his brother,
Mark Lamont Hill sat right here last episode,
the man tried to kill my brother,
and we found out that he was dead.
He deserved to die.
He said it was a relief.
It was a relief.
Let me be very clear with you.
But he didn't say that-
Fuck all that.
Let me be very clear.
If I get a million dollars in my pocket,
for whatever reason, right?
I'm now moving in a certain
manner, someone kills somebody in my family, my initial thought would want to be, you know
what, I want to hire someone.
I want to get it done.
You know what I'm going to also think after that?
I'm of a different level at this point.
I also have my kids, I also have my family that relies on me to now move in a different
manner of which I would want it to move before.
And I'm not going to do that because in the short term, what I did might have a little feeling over me,
but in the long term, what I present
is going to fuck up everything.
It sounds good.
It sounds good, E.
Just like the other side of Lee.
But let me ask you a question.
But let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
E-fronting, too.
No, you're not.
I'm about to chuck you.
I'm about to get you.
Let me ask you a question.
You just had an incident, nigga, and you knew better.
You just had an incident. I'm not you knew better. You just had an incident.
That's not true.
I'm not gonna go with that.
That's not true.
That's a bad example.
That's a bad example.
That's a bad example.
That's a bad example.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got him.
Listen, I'm gonna go to your point.
A million dollars.
Listen, I say a million dollars.
Whatever.
20 million.
There you go.
You saying I'm changing my environment, you might have went and killed the nigga yourself
before you got to 20 million.
Now you feel like I'm going to go hire somebody to remove myself and go kill the individual.
That is your difference based on your environment.
Yeah, absolutely right.
And let me just say this.
You get what I'm saying?
No, you're absolutely right.
But at that point, we need to start holding niggas accountable and stop making excuses
for the fact, so that's all I'm speaking to.
I'm agreeing with you.
If you're in society and you're working towards
bettering yourself and you showing that
and you got the opportunity, yo, there's people,
don't get me wrong, Lil Durk is talented.
Very.
But there's niggas out here more talented
than Lil Durk.
I agree.
Who are busting their ass just as much,
who never get the opportunity to do this shit
on a real level. So now when you're let into ass just as much, who never get the opportunity to do this shit on a real level.
So now when you're letting to the door in a way
where you have the opportunity to change the legacy
of your family.
I'm saying you are right there.
Cool.
There are people out here that think like him,
and I'm not knocking them,
and there are also people that are thinking
like what I'm saying.
And I'm just saying in those situations,
we need to hold niggas like that accountable
and stop making excuses for,
we'll look at where they come from.
I know a lot of niggas that come from where he come from
and decide to make the actual positive change.
I'm sorry.
Y'all was in the strip club not too long ago.
Y'all was in the strip club not too long ago.
And you and Joe came in here and talked about the situation
where it was mad niggas, big niggas.
They're gonna start making me seem like the violin
Bro we having a conversation
And your response was not the same
You kinda got him
Your response was yo I'm from where I'm from this niggas playing me like I'm pussy
I don't care if we was under man and I'ma do what I'm doing
And Vern had to come in and say yo the nigga had to raps go on
That's a muffin right there
That is what you said
You didn't assess it.
No, it's not.
Vern, hold up, E.
No, it's not.
Hold up, E.
Because he's changing what actually happened.
Hold up, E.
What happened, I'm telling you, y'all changing what happened.
When I walk into the spot and I see that Homie is being a certain way, you know what I did?
I went and walked the other way.
I made the decision at that point to go around and walk the other way.
Joe said you went right through him.
He's lying. I'm telling you what happened. When I'm there and I walk in and I see Hom walk the other way. Joe said you were right through him. He's lying.
I'm telling you what happened.
When I'm there and I walk in and I see homie blocking the way and I looked and said, what's
going on?
He said something.
And in that moment, I wanted to revert to what I would have naturally done was to have
been snuffing.
I didn't because I realized Joe's over there.
He don't need that type of attention and Vern is here and he's a hot head.
And I know once I move, he's going to gonna move so I took my ass and walked around he then decided he didn't
like that I was just that poised about it not engaging that's what happened
keep so I exhibited me doing something different keep on I usually move keep
going then when he then comes to speak to Joe in reference to me, I said to him as a man,
yo, you don't have to talk to Joe,
you can talk to me, boom boom boom,
and we had a simple discourse,
shook hands, that was it.
What are y'all talking about?
Hold up, hold up.
Don't let his story.
I was about to say, you didn't say that that day.
Because Joe was 100%,
you know Joe was gonna put extras on the story.
So the story that I'm using to just, is a story, because you didn't say that that day. Yeah, because I mean, we got a%, you know Joe was gonna put actions on the story. So the story that I'm using to just,
is a story, because you didn't say that that day.
When Joe gave his story.
You know, we got, it's a beautiful broadcast,
but at the end of the day, when you use examples like that,
I've shown.
Again, that changes things, but all right, cool.
We can move along, but our environment definitely
dictate how we respond to certain stimulus.
No, is the oven open?
Is it still open?
No, it was about to be, but you went.
There's a little singe on top.
They ain't done yet.
They're not done.
We scrapped them.
In closing, I just feel like it's easier said than done.
It is.
I feel like you can't just, I feel like a lot of people experienced and being lucky
or being mature helps you get away,
not get away, but get out of different situations.
Experience, being mature, and luck to me.
You know what I mean?
Because sometimes you can have-
It's a third, bro.
I mean, it's another one.
It's a fourth.
Fourth, excuse me.
It's a fourth.
Some people might wanna take it there,
and then that moment you realize, I got a lot to lose. Like you, some people might want to take it there, and in that moment you realize,
I got a lot to lose.
Like, just that quick, weighing your options, bro.
Weighing, like, if I go this way, this happens.
If I go this way, you know what, you got it.
I made fun of the Philly guy last episode.
Perfectly his name, I made fun of him.
The exonerated guy.
The exonerated guy that went to jail for $200,
but like Ish said, he's institutionalized, right?
Like it's some things, it's some environments
that you're around that all you do,
all you know how to do is react one way.
Yo, this nigga trying to play me for my money.
Yo, can I give you an example?
As a man, you feel like he's wrong.
I'm not.
To wrap it, quick example, in salutes to Girls Love
Karaoke, I went the other night, right?
You in there a lot now.
Oh, that's my spot.
Who's the singer?
A lot now.
It was five.
Shut up, Doreen.
It was five.
While I'm, I'll make this quick.
While I was in there, I was next to someone that I had an issue with.
He didn't know that I had the issue with him, but I had an issue with him about some business
things that happened with their music, right?
My initial thought was I wanted to really like, wall out. I wanted to wall out. But then you saw he had mad niggas with
him. That's true. His weight was up. No, I mean, but in that moment, went, hey, when you get a chance,
I want to chop it with you about something. Nice and peaceful growth. And when he got up to get
right, yo, what I'm talking about, standing next to each other,
this whole time, this is somebody that I felt
might have did something and smited me.
Before he said, yo, explained myself like a gentleman,
he spoke like a gentleman, yo, boom, boom, boom.
It's confusion, not on both of our parts,
but on some industry stuff.
We dap, say, yo, man, at some point,
we could work together, and that was it.
That to me was the level of I understand
who I could have been before, and how I would wanna approach it,
to now doing something different today.
All right.
That nigga was going high notes.
Yeah, yeah, that's what that was.
You about to slide your ass around that cross-head.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
It's not unusual to be slid.
You're not unusual.
Moonwalking your ass. That nigga gonna falsetto you, all right? Yeah, baby. I don't know about anyone. I love you. I love you.
That nigga falsettoed you, all right?
All right.
Parks, I wanted to ask you something.
Just to switch gears.
So I'm reading on the board, because sports ain't my thing,
but it says that Miami released OBJ.
Do you have feelings about this?
I mean, it's a look to OBJ, but he is not OBJ that we once knew.
He can't really get separation.
He's still a good receiver.
He'll be a good teammate somewhere.
He just didn't really fit in down there.
So.
Did he get picked up?
Not to my knowledge yet.
I said, do you think he gets picked up?
Oh, do I think so?
Yeah, I think so.
He's a veteran.
He would be good on a team that has a bunch
of young wide receivers and needs someone dependable
or someone that's super injury riddled.
Or somebody that's going to the playoffs,
potentially going to the Super Bowl,
that just needs.
Why can't Kansas City go back?
He can catch that slam, he can still take off.
He can't get the separation, he can't catch the slam.
That's the problem.
But if he catch it, that nigga can take it to the house.
He'll go somewhere.
He'll go somewhere.
For the cheap.
He wasn't terrible with us,
he just wasn't particularly impactful.
We got younger guys that they're trying to get more time.
For the cheap, he, I mean, Hey, but it cheap,
come on down to the black and gold baby. Now for the cheap,
y'all, y'all on welfare. You try to get everybody,
nigga, I want to receive her.
You want somebody that can be service effective though.
And that isn't injury riddled? Is that what you called him?
Yeah, he was.
He's been healthy for the last, well,
couple months?
He missed half the season, so I guess.
He's been healthy for maybe a month and a half.
Damn that, okay.
All right, well, football, since you introduced it to us,
they on the NFL ass for Christmas.
I mean, they on the NBA ass for Christmas, bro.
Yeah, they got Mariah Carey opening up for Beyonce. They are putting foot ass on Christmas. Mar mean, they on the NBA ass for Christmas, bro. Yeah, Mariah Carey opening up for Beyonce.
They are putting foot ass on Christmas.
Mariah Carey?
Who?
So you know they got Beyonce.
Mariah Carey haven't sound good in a long time, nigga.
Nah, she on tour right now.
She don't sound that bad.
She back.
My wife saw her last year, I want to say, for the Christmas shit.
She said it was phenomenal.
OK, well, first, I just keep going.
They already have Beyonce performing at halftime
of the Houston Baltimore game.
Yes.
Now they have Beyonce, excuse me,
I'm set about, now they have Mariah Carey
for the next game.
Not halftime, but she's just pregame.
Yeah, she's opening up the Christmas festivities
with the Christmas song.
And it's on Christmas Day, which is
Epic bro. Come on dog. Yeah, that's all I want for Christmas is you Mariah Carey on Christmas and then Beyonce and then Beyonce Wow, Beyonce is gonna do Christmas records. No, I don't think so. Beyonce doing a whole halftime
Whole halftime show. How long is it gonna be the 12 minutes like Super Bowl or is it gonna be longer? 20?
Oh, it's 20. Wait, wait, wait.
So are they adding time to the Super Bowl?
No, just for this.
Just for this.
Yeah.
Just for this.
It seems like they put in a lot more.
They are on the NBA ass.
Well, they have a lot more.
First of all, there's no commercials on Netflix,
I don't think.
So that's one.
And two, the commercials are not the stakes of the Super Bowl.
We're not cutting into no halftime show
for where we're getting a million dollars per 30 seconds.
A million.
Yeah, more than that, whatever the fuck it is.
Doritos just gave us 150 million for a 90 second spot.
No nigga, you gotta.
NBA gonna have to put some strippers
at their halftime show or something.
They already at it.
The NBA is.
They're there, they're there.
They're definitely there.
Holla at Hollie and them niggas, they're not strippers,
but Hollad, they need to bring some,
they need something, cause this is crazy.
I never watched them.
Hollad, Melissa Ford, Melissa Ford.
No, no, no, Hollad, I ain't for shit.
We should gather the truth.
You make it clap.
I mean, I will find, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I will find a motherfucking way, you know, high six figures, low seven.
Yeah, I never watched that.
Fix your face, motherfucker.
What?
Sorry.
I never watched.
She'll make that shit wobble.
Get up now!
Low seven figures.
All right.
You were saying?
No, I was just saying I never really watched the NFL during Christmas. So
When the behind same Mariah Carey showed before it even it's new and they only played on Christmas if Christmas was on a Sunday
That's how it used to be. They used to always play on the Sunday. The NBA has the NBA has Christmas day No matter what day it is. That's like a day. It's a schedule. You look forward to see who's playing on
no matter what day it is. That's like a, they release the schedule,
you look forward to see who's playing on Christmas.
That's a mark you match up.
Yeah, yeah.
So, and it'd be what, three, four games?
Three games.
So now,
A-B-C right? NFL say it'll be here.
What's wrong with the NBA now, nigga?
The NBA's dead.
Well wait, before we go to the NBA,
which is before we leave the NFL,
we want to send a congratulations to Vince Carter
and Tracy McGrady for becoming
minority owners of the Buffalo Bills.
Oh, that's true.
Clap it up.
That's great. That's super fly. Two out of 10 new minority owners of the Buffalo Bills. Clap it up. That's great.
That's super fly.
Two out of 10 new minority owners.
And I think it's also a soccer player,
black soccer player who's a part of the group.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't remember his name, but that's dope.
That's fly fire.
That's fantastic.
The door's about to open up.
What's wrong with the NBA now?
And are you going to shout out
Bronnie James 30 points the other day, nigga?
What do I gotta shout him out for?
Shout him out 30 points in the G League, nigga.
Just put some respect on the name, but yeah.
Stop reading the comments.
Stop reading the comments.
I saw him play.
I saw it too.
Okay, and are you proud?
He had a good game.
Yeah, he shot well.
He shot well from the floor.
That's all you gotta say?
That's what happened.
Oh, so he ain't really played?
He played?
He balled out.
30 points is 30 points.
Thank you, thank you.
He balled out.
Hey yo, I'ma keep it real, my nigga,
it's over for the NBA, bro.
Like, the niggas is not,
they need to bring back fighting, Ish.
No, what's happening, Ish.
Bring back Ron Artest,
take that Meta World piece shit out,
bring back Ron Artest,
bring back the real Ron, was that big nigga
that was on the sixes that was fucking niggas up?
There was a nigga fucking niggas up back in the days
on the sixes.
Nah, you talking about on Detroit.
Detroit, oh yeah.
Oh, you're talking about Ben Wallace.
Oh yeah, bring that nigga back here.
Bring all the rough, you gotta bring the rough,
that's what we love, Paul.
You're right, very Maxwell.
Nah, they getting their ass kicked,
especially in the beginning of the season,
because the NFL is still here
So they tried to spice up this season with the end season tournament shit and all of that They're doing a lot man. Even that though in season tournament
The the marquee marketable teams didn't make it
Yeah, cuz like they put the ticket prices young niggas nice
It's like $29 parity in the end and the parity in the NBA is close
Like it's not just this runaway teams no more and again some even a veteran niggas. That's up up
They don't really be playing to the other day to go pick it
First of all, I think they've over complicated the league and I do actually like the kind of the new playoff format
However, if half the teams are going to the fucking playoffs,
it really makes, why do we even give a fuck
about the regular season at all?
Yeah.
Because you want to finish in that top 11.
I get it, but the more teams that they add to it,
it's like, all right, dog.
Yo, the NBA is trash because the gameplay changed, man.
That's it.
That's it.
All is just, I watched the game where Homie
was literally at the basket for the easy lay and still dished it out for the three.
They played different.
It's just not-
They need all the old school people, bro.
No, it's not even that.
They just gotta make the game exciting again.
It's boring as shit.
Now everybody is, bro, I watch an NBA game and all five offensive players, like while they got the ball, all standing around the three point line,
they just swinging that shit to somebody open
and take the shot.
There's no post game no more,
there's no posterizing nobody no more.
Like the excitement part is out.
Everybody wanna be the one to hit the 40 foot three pointer.
Yeah, they be dunking on niggas, but what happened is,
they made the game faster with the three point shot.
They trying to deliberately got rid of the post game.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
To make the pace of the game be faster.
More shooting, more dunking, all of that shit.
They tried to make it higher scoring.
In the 80s and the 90s, scoring 120 points was a lot.
Unheard of damn near.
It was competitive.
There was something to it.
Today, if you're not averaging somewhere between 117,
like it's like you're not even a competitive team.
The All-Star game, they scored over 200 points.
Yeah, it's like, what are we doing here?
That's fucking ridiculous.
What are we doing?
Like, what the fuck is, what are we doing?
They gotta bring some young niggas from Chicago,
some young niggas from the Bronx.
They gotta bring all the niggas.
Yeah.
They need that back.
They need more shooting in the locker rooms.
They need that.
We don't need that.
I know I'm a hypocrite, but I'm a hypocrite.
We need some, we need some stories, yo.
Them niggas is making millions,
hundreds of millions of dollars,
and the product is not selling to the audience.
And you know the other part?
All these niggas is really friends.
Like the...
That part too.
Yeah.
It matters, the competitiveness is not the same.
That's what LeBron for.
I'm not trying to kill you.
We going to the club together.
That's AAU's for.
That's AAU's for. You say what? AAU. It's AAU's fault. It's AAU's fault.
It's AAU's fault.
It's AAU's fault.
They going to high school, they traveling together,
they friends together,
these niggas been knowing each other since 13, 14,
calling each other's mom, you know what I mean?
Mother's mind, all that shit.
They be knowing each other their whole entire lives.
So now when I get to the league, it's still my man.
Like Jordan used to be like,
yo, I wouldn't speak to them niggas, I hated them niggas.
That's what we need. I didn't like them, I didn't wanna talk to them. Jordan said he used to make up stories in his brain to
motivate himself to motivate you MVP all right that's all I need.
Took it personal. Take it personal at that point. It's too friendly nigga. Yeah it is. It's too complicated that in
season tournaments shit them courses fucking hideous. Yo that's why I went to
I still don't really understand the point really. Hell no't like the cart? Hell no, it's just adding.
I love the cart.
That shit was bright red the other day.
That shit was, I'm fucking like.
That's because you old, man.
Park, you like you got a shite scene going on.
Park's ain't old.
I feel like you.
The light makes me like I got a shite scene going on.
You know what I'm saying?
He's crazy with that black eye.
Black eye shite scene.
We wanna ride on them?
We ride on them for you?
Nah, we good, we good, we good, we good.
They gonna ride, the lawyers ride.
See, get off your dirt shit.
Let the lawyers ride, yo.
Pazzo say yeah.
Lil Flip, remember Lil Flip, the rapper?
Hell yeah.
What are you giving my phone for?
Clover Lance Finest.
You been on your phone all day,
what you doing? How's your reel doing?
Is it good?
What's the deal with the comments?
The reel is posted.
I was just looking up some of the, you know.
Comments.
Yeah.
It's fine.
Listen, I'm engaging.
I'm engaging.
That's not what you were looking at.
Shut up, OK?
And stop looking over my shoulder.
You need a privacy screen.
Fuck.
OK.
You over here watching the fucking killer Luigi.
Okay, well listen.
Yo, Luigi got the hoes, bro.
He got the males.
No, I said not calling her a hoe.
It's in me, I'm audio.
The hoes love Luigi, bro.
They do, they do.
They like this nigga's attractive.
But man, you good.
She's like, yeah.
No, I know.
Luigi can pop.
Give me a real man. What? But man, you good. She's like, yeah. No, I know. I mean- Luigi Kapop? I mean-
Keep it real, man.
What?
He actually Luigi.
No, I like them white niggas.
Hold on, hold on.
Let him answer, let him answer.
Okay, first of all, he's not white.
He's very ethnic looking.
Hold on.
What ethnicity?
Let her answer.
Italian.
What is that?
Not white. Do you classify Italian as white? What the fuck is Italy? Yes. Yes.
Italy is in Europe. Check the mail. Check this nigga.
Call that white adjacent.
Okay, listen. Okay. I'm not going to go so far.
It's okay to like white man. He's attractive. He's attractive. He is very, very attractive.
And apparently a lot of people seem to find him
extremely attractive because there has been a surge
in merchandise, t-shirts, hats, wine tumblers,
the Luigi hats.
What'd you order?
That's what you was over there doing,
ordering some Luigi shit.
I didn't order, I didn't order.
Listen, I am-
She got the wine tumbler.
I'm about to carefully go and do a face on a t-shirt and take it on the side.
You are nuts.
I am not contributing to that.
That's that ish.
Pop him.
No, let me ask you a question.
No, I'm gonna ask you a question.
Luigi being as handsome as he is-
Nice body and everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
And he came to you, would you have hit him
in your apartment while police was looking for him?
If he was giving you that, that, that, that, that If he was giving you that Italian style, Italian sausage.
You know, I mean, I've always wanted to like, you know,
be the girl that just, you know,
got into some kind of clandestine shit with her man.
You know, be a Bonnie to somebody's cli.
Yeah, they were accessory to the crime.
Yeah, a little bit.
I mean, who hasn't, like, I mean, there's some romanticism to that whole notion, you know, but practically speaking, no, murder's wrong.
He might, Lenny?
Throw it in the line. That nigga Luigi would have had metal like this.
Oh shit!
Whoa!
No!
I'm sorry. Okay, listen.
Okay, yeah, yeah. Listen, let's get off Luigi, okay?
That's funny, son.
My wife said that her group chats were going crazy over Luigi.
Really? The women like him!
Trying to find dick pics and all types of shit.
I'm like, god, damn.
Yo, women like that guy.
Yo, for real, yo.
They was looking for Luigi dick.
Apparently.
Yo, that's crazy.
I mean, I thought that his, you know,
I just thought his face was attractive.
And then I saw a picture of him hiking shirtless.
I was like, yo, OK, listen, I get the obsession.
So from the-
Totally get the obsession.
He got a bad back, though.
I can't do nothing with him. That's hate. Yo, I see him on the phone. So from the- Totally get the obsession. You got a bad back though. What can you, I can't do nothing with him.
That's hate.
Yo, I see how you're gonna fuck with him.
Hell.
That was a nasty hate dirty man.
Hell.
That was a nasty.
Walk around nigga.
Take a picture.
Walk around you hate nasty nigga.
I don't believe you did that.
What are you talking about?
That nigga could lay there just like this.
Yeah.
Happy as hell.
Nigga with the term melita.
It's a Melissa Buick, nigga.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I play with these young things.
So you would've recognized him without the, without,
cause you know he had the Scheisse Dior.
Mm-hmm.
So when he had the Scheisse Dior and they showed him,
you would've recognized him?
I think so. They had this funny shit, So when he had the shite on and they showed him, you oughta recognize him?
I think so.
They had this funny shit,
a boy got in the car with his mother.
The boy looked just like the dude.
Oh yeah, I saw that.
He had the fucking green jacket on,
his mother made him go change clothes.
He looked just like the dude.
I saw that, I saw that.
That was mad funny.
The first dude they accused looked like him.
Yeah, but I mean that's what happens
whenever the police let a sketch or whatever, like a. Yeah. But I mean, like that's what happens whenever, you know, the police let a sketch or whatever,
like a partial photo.
With a 50,000 dollar reward,
they're just trying to get that snake.
Yeah, exactly.
People start calling in,
I'm like, yo, I just saw that motherfucker on the belt.
On 3rd Street.
Exactly.
Or like, you know, the fucking Grand Concourse
or whatever the fuck.
Is it true that they're not gonna pay that girl the money?
They said they were not gonna pay her.
Without the public outcry, they were not gonna pay her
because she allegedly did not call
the New York City tip hotline.
She's an out tuna, nigga.
She don't know the tip hotline in New York.
Word.
So she called 911, allegedly,
and so now they saying that they gotta bust the money
three ways.
The two people that recognize them plus her
are gonna split the 50 grand. Oh, there's people in the McDonald's that saw him first? Nigga, I called. The two people that recognize them plus her are going to split the 50 grand.
Oh, there's people in the McDonald's that saw them first.
Nigga, I call.
The fuck is that?
Word, I don't know what y'all.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Y'all sat there and pondered.
Nigga.
Nah, I call.
So, and she can't work there no more.
Because they saying that people recognize her now.
Not only that, they fucking sh- like they destroyed the reviews of that McDonald's.
Like it's like 1.2 stars.
1.2 stars. They booing for the niggas. Snicks. Yo, they call the reviews of that McDonald's. Like it's like 1.2 stars.
They booin' for the niggas.
Snitch.
Yo, they call the niggas rats?
Yo, they be yelping.
They call the rats.
Nigga, Burger King allegedly,
I don't know if it's true, it could be cocksauces,
Burger King posted a thing that said,
we don't snitch.
I think it's fake, I think it's fake.
I don't think so.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie, like you the cocksauce king, so.
No, I'm not.
I know you think your shit, no.
I'm not.
I'm far from. I know your shit hang to your leg, to your knees, my nigga.
But chill, bro.
What?
Chill, bro.
What the fuck?
Pause, but chill.
No, no, you can't pause that.
Man.
Some things are not pausable.
The way he act, nigga, he act like he hung like a horse, nigga.
No, he acts like this.
Antoine, fuck his role with you, man.
Well, whatever.
Who else you think hang like a horse?
Oh.
Yeah, DC, pause.
No, pause.
I ain't gonna lie. I added to it, my bad.
You don't want to hear that in HD?
Oh, you want somebody to big you up?
I can't big you up.
This is awkward. Anyways, moving right
the fuck along, I truly believe
that Burger King sent out that
tweet. Because whoever
is behind the... Whoever is behind the- They deleted it if they did.
Yeah, but whoever's behind the social media pages
of Burger King and Wendy's and all that shit,
they are hilarious.
They are, they be trying to be witty and up to whatever's
going on. Sometimes they mess a little bit though.
Yeah, sometimes.
Wendy's had a whole EP out.
About this?
No, before on, like this and like other-
And Hamburger Helper.
You wasn't on it
Nigga haven't worked at Wendy's since he was 16. I never worked a job period. Oh, you never did that bad a job zero jobs
No, I have one job when I worked at the fresh air fun
I worked at KB toys for work that the work fine. I explained that already here
You know what? I take the niggas like flippin let them go out
I explained that already here. You know, they take the niggas like Flip
and let them go out.
Oh.
We niggas like Flip.
Yo, stop that.
Yo, yo, stop that.
I worked for the Ministry of Government Services
when I was in Canada.
You know what that reminded me of?
Coming to America, which was like, I was Jonah Black.
I was Jonah Black in my former life.
No, but there's more to the story.
Tell us.
So the location that I worked at,
I got my boyfriend at the time,
a job in the records department.
Basically he was big and strong
and he just hauled boxes all day long.
That was his job, right?
And so one day he says,
yo Mel, guess what I found?
I was like, what?
And he was like, I found the police files
that have like been, you know, cases closed and shit like that.
Archived.
Yeah, archived.
And I was like, no fucking way.
And he was like, yeah.
And guess what?
What?
There's some homicide cases in there with crime scene photos.
Look at the romance.
Yeah, what the fuck?
18.
Photos!
And so on my lunch hour, he used to sneak me
into the records department.
To look at dead people.
So that I can go through the boxes of like the police files.
You are a sick, sick person.
And she turned you on, huh?
I mean, you got to remember, I ended up.
I hope you didn't have sex in that room.
No, I did not.
I ended up going to school for forensic psychology.
I wanted to be a profiler.
This was like...
You are?
Yes, I know.
You should be profiled.
That too.
In my mind's eye, this is what I was gonna do.
What's that shit happen when you have sex with dead bodies?
That's necrophilia.
I'm not doing that, that's gross.
I didn't say you did it, I'm just saying like,
if you're watching the pictures of homicides
and you make it aroused.
I didn't say it was an arousal.
You snuck you in. Isn't that necrophiliac?
No.
That's worse than me looking at.
That's niggardish.
You know what I could look at for hours?
What?
The pimple niggas.
Oh, Dr. Pimple Popper.
I don't like her, but the other people.
I watch that shit too.
I don't like that.
I can watch that shit for hours. I like watching the lawnmower ones. Wait. Where they like do the other people I watch this shit. I don't like that. I can watch this shit for a lot more ones
Wait, were they like them things do the sidewalks and all that shit
Clean the runs the roads is good. I like that. I like seeing things get smashed and then seeing how hydraulic shit
Yeah, oh, that's my shit. You like that right explosion. Okay, so we all have our weird shit
Oh, it'd be regular Okay, so we all have our weird shit. Good stuff. You're sick. I want one of those shit. You're really a pervert, and you need to get help.
I mean like cars and shit.
Oh, it'd be regular shit.
It's an orange.
It's a little...
It's just so cute, bro.
I said like cars and shit.
No, no.
Listen, let me explain.
They take certain objects, and there's a certain sensation you get depending on how it's destroyed.
Yeah, an explosion sensation.
Sometimes you put the candle there, and it gets crushed.
The candle shoots up a certain way.
It just holds all in the shit.
It just smush it down.
Feels good, right E?
Yeah, you need a hug my nigga?
Y'all wanna hug me and the one over here
is beating the meat to it.
You watching niggas popping?
The naked niggas?
The dead niggas?
This shit is low on the scale.
Popping the pimples?
Yes.
Or just watching regular shit get That shit is fucking great.
You crazy.
That shit is fucking awesome.
Yo, did anybody watch The Madness?
I don't know why this whole shit kind of reminded me.
I watched Madness.
I'm almost finished.
That shit was fire.
I'm not finished yet, I'm almost finished.
Okay, I'll wait for you.
And that shit is fire.
I'm gonna get eight episodes, it's fire.
Mel went crazy in a group chat about
lying this final episode.
Yeah, I mean I figured we'd wait for Joe to talk about that
because he loves the show as much.
The shit was cocky, it was. You didn't like it?
Hell no.
That shit was ass.
That shit was trash.
What did you like about it?
Nothing.
I think what I appreciated from the,
I didn't really care for the whole second season.
Really?
It was just okay, right?
I thought at some point it was going to kick up.
It was just too much bang.
It was a little disjointed.
It was too much bang bang, shoot them up, one.
Then number two, what I liked about Lionel's first season was the real anti-climatic shit
like um, what's Shorty's name?
Joe?
No.
Nicole Kidman.
Like Nicole Kidman's husband.
He was spittin' the crack.
Yeah he was.
He used to be saying a whole bunch of shit that was going over niggas head he was saying the crack like yo
follow the money they have one of those you know the devil they know is better
than the devil they don't know like he was saying a whole bunch of she's a shit
on how what she was doing tied into the government in a different way you feel
what I'm saying like he barely was in the season. Her husband was barely in the season.
And I just think they left it kinda
at the end of last season,
they kinda got their task accomplished.
In this season, they did, but they didn't.
The other thing I'm kind of,
the only thing I'm really having an issue with
with this show is Taylor Sheridan's fucking obsession
with lesbianism.
Mine too. Do you have a problem with it or you like it? No, he has a septuant. You think he has a septuant? I was with lesbianism. Mine too.
Do you have a problem with it or you like it?
No, he has a septu-
You think he has a-
I was into it a little bit too.
You're into it.
You think he has an obsession?
First season, the-
But he's on mad shows man.
Hold on, first season the lioness,
her Mark is the daughter of the whatever, the terrorist.
And they have a lesbian relationship.
Fast forward to second season.
Here she is again, and now she has a lesbian relationship with the new lioness.
You don't share that sentiment with niggas is gay in every Tyler Perry movie.
Hold on a second.
So it's just like, so what?
It's almost like an insinuation that women that enter the military are lesbians.
Oh!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! with the extraction team, she was married to one of the guys on the team, and now she's a lesbian.
Does this not look like an obsession with lesbianism?
And it's now gratuitous.
You watch Gang Born.
No, no, no.
Taylor Sheridan does like seven or eight shows.
Gang bangers now.
He's responsible for seven or eight shows.
You don't see any lesbianism in those other shows.
Okay, but why does it take place so...
Because you are talking about women
that take on a highly, highly, highly...
Highly...
Testosterone-filled job.
You're in the military.
That's gonna make me wanna fuck a girl?
No, the women that take on killing motherfuckers
for a living might have a little.
You don't wanna sit on a dick?
More masculinity.
Okay.
Being masculine does not mean
that you don't wanna sit on a dick.
They be kind of fine in that show.
Yeah, I went back and watched Hightown again.
I will say that the women that they do have in the show,
if I was, if I did go that way.
So it's convincing you you so it's working
yeah just take the stroll you already been down this is completely not on the
board freestyle but you guys hear about the girl the gangbang girl
She's mentioned gang bangs and there was a girl that fucked 100 dudes
Oh, she yes, she was crying because she didn't get to please them all. Yeah or something along that nature
Yeah, they made a whole documentary
What you mean? Oh, they all ain't buff
Well, she her eyes were really red because she took so much nut in the face apparently that is
Her eyes were really red because she took so much nut in the face, apparently. That is.
Shout out to her.
Sounds like a-
You know why we need women like her?
Mm-hmm.
That's Bukaki.
Let's play Guess the Ethnicity.
Ooh.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's get her.
Get her.
That's fun.
What do you think she was?
White.
British white.
White white.
Yeah, not white.
Not white adjacent.
Hello.
You're not gonna spill the tea.
Judy Garland white.
But they made a whole hour documentary.
It's actually kind of interesting to watch.
Where's it at?
It's on YouTube.
OK.
You guys are nuts.
She's going to do 1,000 apparently next.
Oh, she's nuts.
Literally.
1,000 in one day?
That's her next goal in a day.
She fucking hates herself.
That's hate.
Sure, whatever. However you want it, whatever you want it. That's hate. Sure, whatever.
However you want it, whatever you want to say.
That is fucking gross.
She's upset because she didn't please all the men.
That is wild.
Shout out to her, a woman that puts men first.
Holy shit.
The bear.
She said, fuck that bear.
Yo, she be a walking conga.
Can you just say two minutes ago,
your new thing is gangbang.
Yep.
He's the supreme gangbanger.
It's like five.
You want to do 1,000 in a day?
So look, the ones that fuck five and seven,
respect themselves.
But the one that fuck 50, don't respect themselves.
OK, listen.
What's the respectable number?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the respectable number?
It's not even about respect or not respect.
It's about fucking physical tolerance.
You didn't say that.
Like 1,000, going from 100 hundred to a thousand in a day.
She don't love herself, whatever you said.
Is that what I said?
Yes.
Whatever, one of them.
Didn't I say something?
She hates herself, you said she hates herself.
Okay.
So, to hate yourself, you gotta do how many,
and then to love yourself still, how many can you do?
Like if you do 26, 25 love.
That's a good question, man.
I have to rethink this.
I just have to rethink this.
Rethink your fantasy, sick fuck.
Shut up. Listen, we're going to put a pin in this.
I'll get back to it.
Stop. You know she's really sick, right?
All to the side. This woman,
we know, Melissa Ford is a
sick lady. I'm not sick.
Well, you did in the last five minutes go from gangbang porn.
Well, no, from necrophilia to gangbang porn.
To lesbianism.
To lesbianism.
I had everybody's help in the room, so fuck that.
That's true.
No, you didn't.
I guess I did.
Is this like Hot Flashes?
I started talking about Blackheads.
You started talking about other heads.
Deadheads.
Oh, you have a Hot Flashes.
I am not.
I am not, and I never have had one.
I don't know what hot flashes is.
I'll tell you about this.
Let's do a podcast.
Yeah.
Got it.
I'll listen to it.
I'm bothered.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
You said you, you did watch Jamie's special.
I did and I loved it.
You really did not like it?
We don't even need to.
I said it wasn't funny, but I'm gonna,
I want to hear your take though.
Okay. I don't even need to. I said it wasn't funny, but I'm not, I want to hear your take though. Okay.
I don't have to rehash mine.
So Jamie Foxx, he walked, he's introduced by his oldest daughter.
He walks out on the stage and you're right, he does immediately get very emotional.
But the way that I, the way that I looked at this, I compared it to Martin Lawrence
Run Tell That.
You know, after You So Crazy, everybody loved that comedy special,
and then when Run Tell That came out,
everybody was like, wait a minute,
because he was very introspective,
because he was talking about the health issues
that he had gone through.
Jamie Foxx literally almost fucking died,
and I think that he just,
and there was so much speculation as to what happened, what went wrong,
and this is the first opportunity
that he's had to tell this story,
and he's a prolific storyteller.
You know, I thought it was really wonderful.
And then also it was very much,
it was almost like a variety show.
That would be how I would classify this.
It was very much like a variety show
because then he brings out his youngest daughter,
who's an
Incredible guitar player they start singing together It was so beautiful and then you didn't laugh at the piano montage at the end
No, that shit was hilarious. What's the reviews on it?
I know what are people saying critics are saying about this. I'm seeing and I'm seeing a lot of support for it
Wow. Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of support for it. Wow. Yeah. I'm seeing a lot of people. I'm seeing both
sides though. I'm not going to sit here and pretend like there aren't people complaining like,
I was expecting a bit more, but I agree. Like I came in and said, that's what I got from it.
I got it as a- Yeah, but I think that that's a complaint that a lot of comedians have is they
just feel like, nigga make me fucking laugh and that's all I want from you. You know what I'm
saying? Like one of my closest friends, one of my close friends is like, and I me fucking laugh and that's all I want from you. You know what I'm saying? Like one of my closest friends,
one of my close friends is like,
and I don't mean that about you.
I just.
I'm like.
So you mean that about Ice?
No I don't.
No, no I.
Were you watching the comedy show?
I wanna laugh.
Okay fine.
At a comedy show, yeah, yeah.
Still talking about your friend.
Still with me.
They did change the title though.
They did take away.
They don't say comedy no more.
And that was, I'm not mad at that.
I'm glad, I'm actually glad they did that.
Cause that was, it was to the point
where I actually double checked while watching.
I said this, I'm like, maybe I'm wrong.
And if that's the case, cool.
Now I'm, nope, this says comedy.
Their poster says comedy.
Okay, so I'm not wrong.
It says something else tear-jerker
It had all the other shit you say it but it didn't say comedy show and and correct great change. I'm not mad
hmm
Well, I laughed I found there I found there to be very funny moments
Especially the piano montage at the end when he decided he was like no more white women and made a whole
You know sermon out of that that shit was on the piano on the piano
That's really really funny. You line to
What he said publicly? Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'ma hit me some white skin that's what you said
Yeah, what go ahead go ahead. I'm just listen I didn't see it with your face It's like you said. Well yeah. What? Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm just listening I didn't see it.
With your face.
It's like you get like the little like the Spider-Man shit.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just enjoying the commentary from you guys you're doing great.
Yeah.
Well that was my take on it.
I loved it.
I have been to watch it.
I really like it.
I have been to watch it.
Yeah.
I'm not telling you I haven't watched it.
I was too caught up in the madness shit though.
That shit is fire fire.
Madness is good yo.
That shit it was weirdly eerie to eerily similar to what happened with the CEO shooting shit. Yeah, yeah. Madness is good, yo. That shit, it was weirdly eerie, eerily similar to what happened with the CEO shooting.
Madness is dope.
And that's what I told somebody,
I was arguing the other day about the CEO shit.
I'm like, yo, have you watched Madness?
And they're like, yeah, and I'm like,
so what the fuck are we talking about, fam?
Okay, that's a show, this is real life?
No, but.
I think shows.
Well, yes.
It can imitate life.
Art imitates life.
Got it.
So the same shit that is going on in Matt
and this could potentially be going on
in the other show for sure.
Yeah.
Easily.
Yeah, I had a question to ask y'all.
I saw something come across line.
G Herbo was out the other night,
but he was out with his baby moms.
Which one?
Both of them.
Both of them.
Oh, both. He was out with both. I was like, oh.
Give that man a clap.
Hey.
Give that man a clap.
And they looked like they was having a good time.
How nori be saying?
More claps.
Nori be saying, give that man a clap, damn it.
And it's dope because they've had moments where in the past
there was tension.
So the fact that they got there, I wanted to ask y'all.
Not everybody up there has kids, but well.
Put that hand down.
Could you do that?
Because I know you have two separate baby moms.
Would you be able to be comfortable doing that?
Little silence.
Hehehehehehe.
Sprinkle?
He tried to get it back.
Theoretically.
He tried to get it back.
Yeah, in theory.
He tried to get it back.
In theory.
He tried to get it back for starting that oven up.
In theory.
425. Matter of fact.
Matter of...
What else?
No, theoretically, I would definitely be flattered.
Theoretically, yeah.
I think that that's dope.
I think that...
I think it's just a maturity level of people.
My nigga, we don't have to be beefing.
Especially if niggas say they moved on with their life and they genuine about moving on with their life.
I think the emotional shit will subside.
And I think, again, I came up here and told the story of my ex from college.
Dog, she had four parents.
And at all the functions, like 4th of July, Labor Day, Memorial Day, both couples would
come, they'd be electric sliding together in the backyard.
The mother could dance with the old, you know what I mean, with her pops.
Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying, all that shit is fly.
Like, I think, nigga, Joe's parents.
Joe's mother and father are cool as fuck.
They be arguing and everything, like, you know what I'm saying,
I think that shit is super duper dope.
Everyone, I think that's fly.
I think that's fly as well.
Yeah, I just think that that shit is dope.
You know what I'm saying?
I think that that's fly. I think that's fly as well. Yeah, I just think that that shit is dope. You know what I'm saying? I think that that's fly.
But for the jokey jokes,
get that man his pimp hair and pimp card,
not just that.
I was watching him throw them shots back.
I'm like,
I see the play.
He gonna throw something too?
I seen the play.
She with somebody, ain't she with somebody?
With somebody nice.
Come on.
Salute.
Do you believe in that?
Do you?
Yo, hold on.
There's a theory out there that
if you have a baby mother, no matter.
You can always pop.
You can always pop.
Do you believe in that?
No.
No.
No.
Uh-uh.
I mean.
All right.
Hold on, hold on.
All right, where we both at?
Hold on, let me ask you a question.
The muffin man, the muffin man.
Hold on, where we at in life though?
No, no. I hate when you do this.
I don't believe every nigga can pop.
I don't believe that, I don't.
I don't believe that.
But you think if you were that nigga.
All right, now you.
You.
Do I think if I had a baby by any woman, could I pop?
No, that's not what we're asking.
Let's just say y'all both single.
And y'all both share.
Not even single, nigga.
Even if she have a man, nigga,
you think you still coming in and slaying that slang?
Nah.
No.
No.
Lennon is lying.
That nigga look down crazy.
You see that nigga here?
No.
Look at this nigga.
Yo, you a freak nigga too.
You probably talked to her too, nigga.
Who your first baby daddy?
Who the real daddy?
Who the real baby daddy?
Who nothing to this thing first?
No.
No. This's crazy.
Who pussy is this?
Who you pushin' out for?
It's stupid.
Did that niggas make a girl say they're a sexist?
What's the craziest shit you said?
I'm married so I...
That's true.
That's the craziest thing to say.
I forgot.
Whoa, what? That's the craziest thing to say. What are you fucking? I'm married. You're not married. Fuck, he trying to say I'm married.
You just put JL in there, fuck.
Yo, you know I'm married, Keech.
Yo, niggas let people say, yo, no, the story that when you
sit with your mans and them, the shit that they say.
Yo, when I was younger, my sister, my sister,
my sister, my sister, my sister, my sister, my sister,
my sister, my sister, my sister, my sister, my sister, my sister, my sister, my sister, let people say, yo, yo, no.
There's a story that when you sit with your mans
and them to shit their dick, they just say.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Yo, when I was younger, my cousin Joke, Joke.
No, yo, that's what I be, this the thing.
I'm about to hold you and this is where men's brain works.
No, watch this, hold on.
Just, okay, it's for watching.
Because what happens is we get in the barbershop,
or we at the game and we talking to our niggas
and your nigga come in like,
yo, you know such a such girl?
Man, I had that bitch hanging from the shit in the lead.
She was doing monkey flips.
You just be like,
you go home and be looking at your girl like,
I'm telling you.
You don't do no monkey flips.
I was like,
yo, I'm a bushy head dog.
My man told me,
this is a true story,
my man told me,
he's short too, he real short.
The nigga said, yo, he was popping chicks,
so you know how.
You be standing up and Shorty be on her knees on the bed.
This nigga said, yo, he took his foot, right,
and just was stepping.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's your move?
Yo, hold on, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Yo, J.O.
Yo.
Yo, I'm on the podcast, you being recorded. Listen, when I was younger, right, and I wait, hold on, hold on. Yo, J.O. Yo. Yo, I'm on the podcast. You're being recorded.
Listen, when I was younger, right,
and I was having sex with a girl in the room,
what did I have her say?
Webbing nitty.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Say web.
Say nitty.
Yo, I didn't.
You are a quack.
How you make a girl say two niggas' names?
Yo, J.O.
J.O., remember that, J?
What I said? He's laughing at this. You tell her, you tell her, you tell her, you go, um, buy her a car' names? Yo, J, remember that J?
When you last did that bitch, you told her you was going to buy her a car.
You told her you was going to buy her a car.
Yo.
Also, it wasn't your dick game.
You don't get that.
I had to say, what's your name?
You had to convince her with a car.
You had to convince her with a car.
She would have said anybody's name.
I was in the punans having to say what's your name.
That nigga told her it I'm a
Say webbing it. Yeah
Mickey Mike she would have said Mickey mice, she would have said... Mickey mice?
Mickey mice.
You think I'm fucking special?
Mickey mice.
Yo, look.
What's wrong with this nigga?
You think I'm fucking special?
Mickey...
Dog.
I thought this was... Oh, yeah. I was in a death chick before I told you. I wrote that down. I almost, yeah. I was into it.
I ain't giving a fuck.
You hit a what?
I almost hit a death chick, Jordan.
She was too fire.
I don't give a fuck.
I ain't going to do it.
I ain't going to do it.
You hit a death chick?
No, no, no, no.
I was about to go.
I had a good one.
I let it go.
I let it go.
Yo, I want to hear the noise.
Yo, Flix, where did your brain go that you wanted a girl
to shout out to other people while, that's crazy.
Cause I was so engulfed in the streets at that time
and just was trying to emulate the shit I was saying.
Make her say cocaine.
Make her say your name.
Yeah, words.
She said my name, but yeah.
She said, yeah, Flip, you stupid.
What? Yo, have any of y'all, y' yeah any of y'all fuck with the ultimatum show I
See you haven't seen this. Yeah, they got the third. Alright, well, we'll talk about it. Get it. What's that? Um, it's where
Couples go on there. Oh, okay
Season is out. Okay. Oh you told us about it last time
It's good because the other shows have fallen off.
They're like, the shit was in the little.
Love is blind.
Love is blind.
That shit fell all the way.
Watch Ultimatum season three.
Okay.
That's where they pick new partners.
Yeah, you go there with your partner.
One person will give the other person Ultimatum.
You know, we've been together two years, three years,
whatever, I'm ready, you not.
So what we do is go there, you break up,
get with basically speed date, you pick your person,
y'all live together as married for three weeks,
and then you come back and live with your partner
for three weeks.
For three weeks.
Hey yo, can you fuck them, can you fuck them?
Yes.
And that nigga went and gave her that black snake mone,
and she knew you had the mone.
I promise you, watch the shit.
Yo, you in there with that little white hamster
and black hat.
Dog.
It's one n-
Oh man, we'll talk-
Y'all gotta watch.
He gave it a like, ahhh!
Yo, you in there doing it?
One nigga went on straight bullshit.
A word? You went crazy?
On the walk-in we we said that's the one
All of them a good season
Just imagine it I need to see that show with real niggas up there. You can't cuz real niggas not going up there
They have to put a whole new network
Imagine putting a nigga like Imani in there nigga. He got the nine under the bed
I'm talking about a gun
I don't know what y'all talking about
You gotta walk You gotta walk No, I'm talking about a gun. Walk. I don't know what y'all talking about.
You gotta walk.
You gotta walk.
That's what you talking about.
You gotta take a walk.
You gotta take a walk, son.
I'm talking about the gun.
Don't fuck with me.
Don't fuck it up.
I don't even know what the walk means.
Just take a walk.
This is my bad.
This is my bad.
This is my bad walk.
Here we go.
All right.
This nigga sick.
You gonna walk slowly?
He can walk with his hands in his pocket.
Yeah. My man, here we go, here we go, all right. This nigga sad. You like, you gonna walk in front of that?
What?
What?
He gonna walk with his hands in his pocket.
Yeah.
All of that shit, check your ass out.
Oh shit.
I ain't gonna lie, son, like, this nigga.
Nah.
I be thinking like, what if a nigga do that to my shit?
Nah.
Nigga do that to my shit.
I'm gonna kill him.
Why?
The joint went in there.
Yeah.
What?
Huh? The joint went in there. The joint went in there. And she's a wild boss or something. The joint went in. What? The joint went in.
The joint went in.
And she's a wood-boss.
The joint went in.
I want my pimp hand to be the pro.
Listen, the wild shit.
I want to have colossal hands.
The wild shit is dude took his chick there.
He gave her the ultimatum.
Oh, he knew what he was doing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That was there you go. Don't go and get guest ethnicity. It worked
The nigga with the big dick is black
Now who's the This is a good white agent Juanito went in there and got his chick
Oh black, y'all i'm black, y'all i'm black in the back and i'm black, y'all
Damn I want to ruin it. Oh my god. No, i'm not No! No! No! No! No! No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! Oh wow. Thank you. Take your lap. And hold your head in shame too while you're doing it.
Now you can get your shit off balls.
They disrespectful, gay.
Them niggas just be walking around, shit tight shit,
walking around, sweats, leaning in the shit.
Jumping up and down.
I don't look, no.
You meat watching.
I don't meat watching, nah,
but I have a problem with that shit, bro.
Like chill, nigga, like have some decorum about yourself.
Why you got a problem if you ain't looking?
I'm not, no because.
How would you know what them got?
I'ma tell you, I'ma tell you right now.
Yo, Trap One of Jay-Z's Bumped Out 2.
No, no, no, let me keep it real.
No, Trap Two.
You know, no, wait listen, I can tell you.
Blue print too.
I be with the, I got.
Don't say anything preg in this conversation
if you don't want to.
Yo E, I got the homegirls for the network
and they say it. Like they be right there and shit like that. They. Yo, E, I got the homegirls for the network. And they say it.
Like, they be right there and shit like that.
They be hype.
Yo, what up?
Thank you for bringing me out here.
Then some nigga walk around.
Yeah, they mad.
They whole distract.
They mad cool.
Huh?
Why me?
They all distracted.
They mad what?
I said, nah, the people that you bring out,
they always mad cool.
I know.
You walk around?
Nah, you try.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, OK.
This is, this is a really good podcast. This is it. Hey, yo, hey, yo. Oh, yeah. OK. This is a really good podcast.
This is it.
Hey, yo.
Sleepers.
Sleepers.
Yeah.
I feel you.
Yeah, I think we're here.
I'm ready for a nap after that bullshit.
What the fuck?
That could be a walk.
But never mind.
I'm going to take a walk.
OK, take a walk.
Yo, yo, you want me to put you to bed?
You want me to put you to bed?
Are you sure you can walk?
You're lippin' a little bit.
Okay, alright, tall man.
My bad.
Hey, yo.
Five, six, five, I'll be dunking on niggas.
Hey!
Yo, what's up?
It's alright, alright. Sleep with us.
Well, if anybody
has something near and dear to their hearts,
I think we could get to sleep or something.
You got some monsters over?
No, no, no.
No, no, we just was exchanging all.
Cars for inspiration?
No, you showed me a book that he told me I should buy.
He told me he would give me a book, too,
called La Femme Nikita, some shit like that.
What the fuck?
He told you to get Oedipus, nigga.
Oh, Oedipus.
Yeah. What? What the hell? He told you to get Oedipus, nigga. Oedipus, yeah. My mother used to watch that bullshit Lafem Nikita.
She loved that shit.
My mother loved that stupid shit.
Come on USA.
I remember.
I used to watch.
That was a good shit.
Right before wrestling.
You watched Lafem Nikita too?
No, but when I turned to wrestling, it was going off.
Or after wrestling some shit.
You don't want me to play first game, bro.
I'm going to Baton Rouge. This is Kevin Gates, Kiss the Ring. I ain't lost my touch Disgruntled nature, I've been laid but I don't trust nobody
Behind the shell I had got shot, my nigga tried to rob me
Went to the spittle, healed up quickly but my legs crooked
I stopped by Fuzzfish to book before the feds took him
Money started slippin', teeth was actin' different
Bad brown skinned chicks, kinda in my feelings
I'm missing monster beef, every whip riddled in bullets Can't hustle on my street, police won't stop
us from juking Picked up on homicide and posted bail in 30
minutes Self-esteem low, I can't be seen with dirty
tennis I took lit ash to back up town, I'm tryna
hurt a kidness Phone rang, lil' bake it up, I got some work
to issue Real street nigga, I'm the landlord
Approaching me, I'm the landlord
Approaching me you kiss the ring but keep your hands off
My lil one holding shot with the tan roll
Top lieutenant, bop the hip to drop the bands off
Real street nigga, I'm the landlord
Approaching me you kiss the ring but keep your hands off
My lil one holding shot, with the tan raw
Top lieutenant bop the hip to drop the bands off
All right independent, lose the time but we don't flex
You love your hoe but we got nicks, you got some aim but we on dick
I just do it, Nike chick, CEO I write the check
Stalking all my pictures on the ground while you ain't like it, chick
I just shot the window, Randall yeah, you ain't liking it
Precious Paul on early, please pay it, pal find it, all white, no tint
New Z28, Comaras, that's pressure, alright, get in
Say you see me at the gym, I'ma kill it, why you ain't get in?
You swear cocaine my Benz, Kluz spex collar shirt my lens
Wait a sec, let me call my in, give a shit who is not my friend
Come to think about it on the real, no matter what, gotta stand on 10
Lotta niggas say they gon' kill
But me and you know who gon' kill
Real street nigga, I'm the landlord Approaching me you kiss the ring but keep your hands off
My lil' one holding shot with the tan roll Top lieutenant bump the hip to drop the bands off
Real street nigga, I'm the landlord.
Approaching me, you kiss the ring, but keep your hands on.
My lil' one holding shot with the tan raw.
Top Lieutenant, bought the hip to drop the bands off.
Yeah, sir, all well, sir.
Yeah, you're a bison, bitch.
And that is Kiss the Ring, Kevin Gates.
Good to see Gates back out here. Look, hope we got a project dropping soon or something. Let's get it. Shout Ring, Kevin Gates. Good to see Gates back out here.
Look, hope we got a project dropping soon or something.
Let's get it.
Shout out to Kevin Gates.
I'm going to the Bronx.
I'm going to play something off this Fat Joe album.
This is Fat Joe and Tug of War, Bad Man. Is that cut out them blood clad neck and don't give a fuck Wanna feel like unholy king Went for sellin' nicks to kicks all on the court Seats so close, I call the plays with the coach
In and out of huddles, nicks name me the muscle
Rio back, mine 22, baby mutter
Baby slingin' similac, I was puttin' butter
Three hoes in your head, tryin' to ball out the gutter
Drop a pin and my men a strike
Game of knowledge ain't a opposite
My niggas keep spinnin' Worse than D.I.J. Wilder fights
Sensitive thugs, you all need slugs
I wouldn't gap a nigga with a sanitized glove
I see you love and I wish you all the luck
I'm loyered up and still scared to give a b***h a hug
The long armor push you over the edge
Cell got your name on it, toilet and bed
Then come home acting familiar
When you press them now they civilians
I'm out of Jamaica with all the ting son
You with the scams you pullin' to Sean Kingston
Yo cool and dry
Bamba pussy rast clout to them ya know man
Yo Joe crack, how a do pussy clout to them? Talk movements will put gunshot through them
When we rise up the ting with the tip that bend
Fool him up a gunshot then reload again
If you feel say you're brave just step on the end
See the pussy make the headline news at 10
I hate rats and feds, I'm from a place if you snitch then you're dead
Man I wash trap just to protect them head
Gunman run up on your copper and lead
Nothin' more said, the streets so cold
I don't give a fuck, call me the North Pole
AK strapped to my back like a pole
Circle the block and the flats on my hole
War God's all, I was me gun till dem face rearrange
On the curb, now I'll fly like bird, I'm so fucking absurd
Who's the old mark, my my word Cause me gun dem a lurk If you dis, terror squad
We put your face pan a sherm But she talk till the rascal
A gun won't work Me the nozzle so hot
Put your face in a dirt We gonna fine and serve
Push the matip and repeat 12 holes through your shirt
Pussy gone under dirt
Hi-yi! Nyeh!
You fat Joe! Outside with the... What! Nyeh! Yo, Fat Joe!
Outside with ya! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- Maria and the song is finer things. Every breath you take is drawing me in closer to you
Every guess you make you know I'm a be the answer for you
No regret if I have to go out of my way for ya
Let's take it away from here I can do it to you, show you the final thing, show you how life can be
I'll give it to you
Hold other side of me, oh you can fight me
Falling for you, never had a reason
Come to me, think that you're the place
Oh, show you the final thing I'm waiting for you in place
Show you the final thing Show you a life with me
Baby
You know I can seem a little crazy
Can't think with you so stuck up on the blame
Baby
You know you're the one I only want, you are for me, yeah
Let's take it away from me
I can do it better than she ever could
There's no worth away from me
I'll make sure you never have to let me go
I'll give it to you Show you the final thing
Show you how life can be I'll give it to you
Whole other side of me, oh you can't fight me Falling for you, never had a reason Caught away in for you to place me
Show you the final thing
Show you a life with pain
Take you back if you want me to
If you want me to I
Never had someone like you
And I've been getting blinded by your lights
I can't see clear
And I've been going way too many nights
Without you here
I'll give it to you
Show you the final me
Show you how life can be
I'll give it to you
Hold on the side of me
So you can find me
Falling for you never had a reason I can do it better than she ever could I can do it better than she ever could I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could
I can do it better than she ever could I can do it better than she ever could Mel, you just made a face. No, it was an agreement with what he said.
Oh, shit. She was in agreement with shitting on you.
Wow, Mel, damn.
Let's preface it, Naila is dope.
Naila's dope, yes. Super fire.
Yes, she is. Super fire.
Look, the moon's out already.
Anyways, mine is Malina Tay.
It's called Obsessions.
You got dirt on your finger.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, shit. You just.... You got dirt off your finger. Shut the fuck up. Oh shit.
Look at me.
Hopefully, if she didn't though.
She did.
Let me see.
Okay.
Self-tanned fucks.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm yours, on a mission One goal, I'll be your savior
I'll be your cure, as long as you
Play your role
I'm like an addict
Keep me on my toes on the matches
I'm your prophet
And I predict that all your new intentions I'll be your private eye You can look but you can't touch
I'm running through your thoughts And you can't help but get around
When I'm all discussed I'm never ever out of mind
You right?
Let's do it right there
You're profit
And I predict that I'm gonna know I'm on the edge of the pan. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out. Woof! Shut up, man. It's going way up. Oh, no, we hear it.
Oh, yeah, man.
That is Melina Tay obsession. Nah, that's the one feeling.
That's it right there, Melina.
You feeling anything?
I just see a cocaine or something.
Melina, that's pelvis move right there.
You motherfuckers.
No, that's not.
Yo, you get it right there.
Fuck!
What?
It's not the stutter.
It's the stutter pump.
That's how she know you're about to bust.
She's fine.
Eww, Melina.
What?
You hear that shit?
Biggest turn to radio when they get that pump.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Yo, um. Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, y'all.
We be there like, cheeky.
Oh, shit.
Chickie-duckie, right?
Chickie!
Chickie!
Chickie!
Chickie!
Chickie-chickie!
That's what happens when niggas don't know they race.
Nick Shakey!
Nick Shakey. Nick Shakey! That's what happens when niggas don't know they race. My sleeper is Night Off by Isaiah Falls and Sasha Kibu.
I just want to say Sasha Kibu is one of my favorite artists of 2024.
She's fucking amazing.
All right, all right.
Just had to say that. Alright, alright, just add the song. Testing your fate So you roll up, hoping to get closer
Hoping you find closure in a man that's not grown up
Five days a week, hold on your feet
Girl's gotta eat, ain't shit ain't for the weak
Baby, take your night off Put your body butter, put your body butter
Ah, ooh
You deserve peace
Flowers at your feet
Tend to your needs
Love and need you too
Whatever
Baby take it slow, baby
Baby take it slow, baby Take it slow, baby
Good things don't come for cheap
Baby, I'm on my knees
I need you, I need you
Laid out on top of me
If it's loving that you won't give out to receive
Touching you, fucking you, breathing so heavy
Right into my ear ain't no distance
Know that this body was all that you needed
Ain't nothing if I am persistent, oh
Girl, let me run your bathwater
Then I'll get in there, but you're on
So you roll up, open and get closer
Open you find closure, and a man that's not grown up
Five days a week, roll on your feet
Girls gotta eat, they shit ain't for the weak
Baby, take a night, oh
Light your bed out and light your body for me, oh
Do this a feast, flowers at your feet
Tear down your knees, whatever
Baby take a smoke, baby
Baby take a slow, baby
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
Uh
That is uh, night off Isaiah Falls and Sasha Keywood.
This song good.
I'm through right there.
Might get it done.
Put that on the right.
No, no, no.
That's a three pack.
Three and a half.
You don't need all three of them.
We got a flip sleeper?
Yeah.
She pregnant.
So this song, I've been playing in my house all for the past two days. I'm this guy's a legend
I mean doesn't really get his credit
But I'm happy to hear this song nice song
Coco T by Kes Hold on, nigga, uh-oh That's your problem When I'm feeling under the weather
You just make me feel sweet
Ice the cocoa tea, use the sugar
And together we are complete, darling
Heat me up
Only you alone can put fire back in the soul
Heat me up
Agni telling me I shouldn't leave that fire alone
Well, the more they tell me, the more I holdin' you close
I could never let you go
Miss Oceanine
Girl, I'm comin' home and I'll see you again
All day through the night I dreamin'
Miss Oceanine
When you turn the top up make it smooth my darling
When outside is pouring rain
Put a button in fire
Bubble in your bubble in your bubble in the tuba
Raise the temperature higher
Coming in your coming in your coming in closer
Make the thing catch your fire
Spread it all on the ground
All over the counter
With a button in fire
It's your Pocotie Ella
Boy
I barely could concentrate
A feel of sugar rush in my vein
One cup it does make my day
I'm missing it, we're not gonna love ya
Heat me up
Only you alone can put fire back in the soul
Heat me up
Girl you are the thing that could never let you go Miss Oshine Girl I'm coming home and I'll see you again All day through the night I'm dreaming Miss Oshine
When you turn the top make it smooth my darling
When outside is clear and the sun is shining
I'm coming home and I'll see you again
Miss Oshine
Girl I'm coming home and I'll see you again
All day through the night I'm dreaming
Miss Oshine
When you turn the top make it smooth my darling
When outside is clear and the sun is shining
I'm coming home and I'll see you again
Miss Oshine
Girl I'm coming home and I'll see you again
All day through the night I'm dreaming
Miss Oshine
When you turn the top make it smooth my darling
When outside is clear and the sun is shining
I'm coming home and I'll see you again
Miss Oshine
Girl I'm coming home and I'll see you again
Miss Oshine When you turn the top make it smooth my darling When outside is clear and the sun is shining I'm dreaming Me sub she name
When you turn the top make it spoon my darling
When outside is pouring rain
Put a button in fire
Bubble in your bubble in your bubble in the tova
Raise the temperature
Bubble in your bubble in your bubble in the closer
Make the thing catch your fire
Spill it all on the ground
All over the counter With a button in fire It's all on the ground, all over the counter
With that button on the fire
It's your cocoa tea, Ella
Boy
When I'm feeling under the weather
You just make me feel sweet
Ice the cocoa tea, use the sugar
And together we are complete, darling
Heat me up
Only you alone can put fire back in the soul
Heat me up
Agne telling me I should leave that fire alone
When the morning tell me it's the morning holding you close
I could never let you go
Miss Oshine
Miss Oshine
Girl I promise no more I'll see you again
All day through the night I dream it
Miss Houshiné, Miss Houshiné
Where you turn the top make it smooth my darling When outside is pouring rain
Say put a button in fire
Bubble in ya, bubble in ya, bubble in it over Raise the temperature higher
Coming in ya, coming in ya, coming in closer Make the thing catch on fire
Feel it all on the ground, all over the counter
With that button, the fire
It's your Cocoa Tea alarm
When I'm feeling under the weather
You just make me feel sweet
Ice the Cocoa Tea, use the sugar
And together we are complete, darling
That's my man, Cash.
Shout out to Cash, man.
Mel, what's your own reggae gold or soaker gold?
Soaker gold.
Yeah, like make sure you show your respect for the soaker.
Tap your feet a little harder.
Get off text messages.
And it's salute, E salute.
Shout out to Cash, man.
And Linky, thank you for putting me onto the song.
Dope. That was dope. Yeah, finally ice dancing to some Caribbean music. I'm proud of you, man. And Linky, thank you for putting me onto the song. Dope.
That was dope.
Yeah, finally Ice dancing to some Caribbean music.
I'm proud of you, bro.
Bruh.
That made me feel good, son.
That nigga, Ice told me he was Jamaican.
I just found out he was Jamaican.
I am, I am half Jamaican.
10 plus years.
Real quick, while we was on a sleepers break,
Mel finally got the dirt off her hands.
And then she told us it was, what, self-
Self-tanner. What a self-tanner.
What?
Self-tanner.
Stop being cheap, nigga.
What?
Go pay some money.
Okay, here's the reason why I don't go to the tanning spray tan places.
Final destination.
No, no, but that is a good answer.
Don't we have the white shades?
No, that's not it.
It's because I'm in the gym too much.
And I'll get streaky.
So you can spray yourself and it don't streak?
What is it, Windex?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
That shit was a big dirt patch.
It's just not as expensive, so it doesn't have like.
Be a cheat.
You have the money, Melissa.
I know I do. I just, I don't...
How much it cost, Melissa, for it?
I don't know, I don't really go for spray tans.
I like to go to a place with sun and get a real tan.
Okay, so you would not do spray tans.
Somebody got spray tan for you.
But the sun won't give you a...
Okay, all right.
The curling iron burns on your hand.
Mel, find a spot and Flip gon' pay for it.
Okay, enough said.
Well, how much, wait, hold on,
cause she's gonna...
I'll pay for your sister, get her... No, she's gon' her sister, me too. I'll pay for the shit in China town. That gonna... You can pay for your sister to get a...
No, she can pay for her sister to get a...
I pay for the shit in Chinatown.
That's your sister. Pay for your sister.
I pay for the little shit in Chinatown.
$50.75.
Oh, come on, Ty.
That's what I asked.
And give her a tip. You good.
Yeah, you good.
Nah, you got to...
How often would you have to do it, man?
Fuck around. I give Mel $100.
She'll pay the 50.
And say she's paid the 50.
And keep the other 50.
And keep the other 50.
No, no.
No, no.
She'll pay herself. Yeah. She'll spray herself.
Yo.
Why do women like tan so much?
To tan?
It looks nice.
It does look nice.
It makes the skin look golden.
Yeah, it do.
This girl right here, she look like Casper.
Shut the fuck up.
I look like I like Bray Del.
I'm aware.
Yo.
Hey.
Flip thing song.
Great part of the day, y'all.
Yes, sir.
Boss always want to end on the high.
Yeah. Hey, flip theme song. You work. Great part today, y'all. Yes, sir.
Parks always want to end on a high.
I do.
Classic show.
This shit gang?
Thank you for tuning in.
Thank you for tuning in.
Hey, a round of applause for y'all, please.
Thank you.
Same for gangsters.
But I'm a little famous.
Hey, hold on, hold on, Parks.
Hold on, these raps.
Real quick.
Yo, nigga, you too cool to clap for the team, nigga?
That's your problem.
You white, you white black niggas.
You too cool to clap, nigga.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, hold up, hold up. Real quick, you too cool to clap for the team, nigga? That's your problem, you white black niggas.
You too cool to clap, nigga?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I was, you know.
We were getting ourselves a round of applause.
Round of applause for us broken together.
You know he gets mesmerized when Hov come on.
Yeah, that's Hov right there, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you a Hov-Vengeance, bro.
I just forgot the song.
If Jay-Z or Edge come through to the studio,
come sit down, talk to me, talk some business,
you will walk out that shit right now, nigga.
J. Cole right now, nigga.
Mid-pod.
Yo, I gotta pee.
And you just walk out.
Yo.
Big bangers, doing those sorts of twisted shit.
Hey, yo, man.
You made a girl say Webbing Nitty.
I'm training a man in the first two weeks.
That's weird.
That mean you was thinking of Webbing Nitty
when you was humping.
I'm moving to Bramford.
You know what I mean.
That was weird.
So I looked at you.
That was definitely weird.
That was definitely weird.
Hey, yo, listen, man. I was hitting listen man. Great, great, great episode man.
What are you guys doing this weekend?
I'm not going outside no more.
I learned my lesson.
They learned me.
Got you.
So I'm staying inside.
We're safe.
Any weekend plans?
Going to movies.
To see what?
To see the kids.
They want to see Moana.
Moana and Wicked.
I might go see them.
Wicked was hot, man.
Really?
Yeah.
Not in the way.
It's a musical.
It's a musical. It's for the kids. They want to see Moana and Wicked.
I might go see them.
Wicked was hot, man.
I might go see them.
Really?
Yeah.
It's a musical, so it's...
I'm going to sleep.
Those two ladies acting crazy.
Yo, go to Wicked on Broadway, yo.
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo.
What's some of them bitches?
That's not a nice way to refer to them.
What's up with those ladies?
What do you mean, what's up with them?
Uh-oh.
I know what you're saying.
They're acting crazy, man.
I don't like them as a pair.
That's Cynthia.
No, are they a couple?
Cynthia Arevo.
Are they a couple?
She's fire.
No, no.
OK, that's what I'm talking about.
I think Cynthia Arevo is with Lena Waithe.
With Lena Waithe.
OK, I'm not.
All right, let me take back the bitch's word.
Yeah.
What I'm saying is that they're acting strange
in these interviews.
Are they OK? It looked like a little bit of
or
Ariana has been saying that she's tired of that to like everybody keep
Pressing her about her parents about what she said. It's in this now. I think she just kind of like she don't give a fuck
What's the place she's letting people know like I'm tired. Okay any weekend plan man work
More parts more pods. Yeah, we're plan, ma'am? Work. More pods?
Yeah, we're looking to do a YouTube live episode.
So I'm going to the new studio and we're gonna test it out.
Okay.
Yeah, that's the plan.
That's exciting.
Is the new studio finished already?
There's parts of, my part of the studio is not.
We're starting the build now, but there's
other parts of the studio that have sets already done.
OK.
Yeah.
And because it costs cheaper to join somebody like you.
Well, no, it's just they have a whole Christmas setup.
Nice.
Yeah, so it just kind of makes sense to be there.
I've seen you take a pic, look like you got everything good with the new set.
Oh wait, you didn't even get into you and you're fucking, you're Google now. You lit.
Yeah, we see you on the Google ad. But I seen a pic you posted, look like you got new setting.
Yeah, a new Improv studio set, yeah.
Look good.
And I'm on the Google ad, yeah.
Yeah, you could definitely pay for that spray tan.
Yeah.
I paid for the spray, you're my friend.
Okay.
See, I told you last night you just paid for a spray tan. Yeah. I pay for the spray tan. You're my friend. OK. See, I told you last night you just pay for a spray tan.
Mel was supposed to dance with me today.
And Mel left me out there to hang.
Shout out to Imani, a do boy, that came and got up and danced.
Don't say that.
Don't ever say Imani.
Sorry, take it back.
I'll take it back.
Is that an insult?
That's an insult.
Hell yeah.
What does a do boy mean?
Call a nigga a go for a flunky.
I thought a do boy means you do what somebody asked you to do.
Yeah, same shit.
He's not a flunky, that's what I'm looking for.
So do girl, nigga.
Don't call her do girl.
Oh, she said well.
No.
No.
All right, salute y'all.
Shout out to Ericsson, Ericsson the man in the back. Shout out to Poe, shout out to Parks, I? All right, salute, y'all. Hey, yo. Shout out to Ericsson.
Ericsson, the man in the back.
Shout out to Poe.
Shout out to Poxy, Monty, Ish, Ice, Mel.
Cory, what up, nigga?
We love you, Joe.
We love you, Joe.
Joe, Joe, please come back.
Whatever's going to fuck with us, man.
And make sure that bonus look good, nigga.
Stop.
I'm looking to fuck that nigga.
That's why he not coming back.
He's got to work for that nigga.
Here he comes, the back tip to the first bit.
Joe, we miss you on this side.
We miss you, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm Stop. I don't give a fuck about that. That's why he not coming back. Ha ha ha. He's the addict that worked for that.
Here he comes, back after the first.
Yeah.
Yo, we miss you on this side.
We miss you.
The baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel in a clothesline.
They want you to teach them things.
Grab you a towel and all you may need it.
Adios, Arif Adichie.
There we go.
Konichiwa.
Konichiwa.
That's not part of it.
Au revoir.
Au revoir.
Hasta la vista. Hasta la vista. So long, goodbye. Konichiwa. Konichiwa. That's not part of it. Arbois. Arbois.
A salavista.
A salavista, so long, goodbye.
Yeah.
Well, shit, speak up, motherfucker.
You got this.
That nigga looking shit, that's why.
He got the hook in all YouTube.
You gotta go Google it.
Joe's script is on Google?
No.
It might be.
It might be.
Brave Wild, we see y'all next time, man.
For sure, for sure.
We outta here.
We outta here.
Uh-uh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
JVP, JVP, fire where you be without the JVP.