The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 785 | "Appreciation Quote"
Episode Date: December 18, 2024Joe returns and begins with sharing his feelings about the cast and the JBP episodes in his absence before the crew of Marc, Melyssa, Parks, & QueenzFlip dive into Jay-Z’s accuser having major incon...sistencies in her allegations as Hov and his legal team are prepared to take action against Tony Buzbee (27:20). Joe shares his thoughts about the new Jamie Foxx special on Netflix (40:41) as well as his recent experience at Usher’s show at the Barclay’s Center (46:32), Travis Hunter wins the 2024 Heisman as him and his fiancée also remain in the news (1:12:28), and Luigi Mangione has hired a lawyer (1:31:26). Also, Marc doubles down on his take when it comes to playing spades (1:35:38), the drone sightings in New Jersey (1:57:00), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | KountyBoy Solo - “Identity Crisis” Marc | Homeboy Sandman - “Couple Bars (Honey, Sugar, Darling, Sweetie, Baby, Boo)” Parks | Fashawn & Little Vic - “Capo” QueenzFlip | Connie Diiamond (feat. Don Q) - “Make Amends” Melyssa | Rose Gold (feat. Like) - “Stay Down”
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Very critical. Welcome back. Thank you. Welcome back, Joe. Thank you. Thank you guys. We miss you so much.
Happy to be here and I missed each one of you as well. Thank you guys.
We held down for you.
We did our best.
Thank you.
Better than that.
Better than your best, wow.
Yeah man, you guys killed.
You guys killed.
Highly appreciative and grateful to each one of you.
Thank you.
Man, there's a lot of internet speculation.
A lot of fodder.
A lot of fodder.
That's a good word.
A lot of fodder going on. Is it? Yeah.
Yeah. If I see one more think piece, one more video, one more secret plot that they would tell me. They had their tin hats on. Oh my god.
But what were they saying? That this was a strategy, that you were faking, that you were never coming back.
I saw some of that. I saw some of that. Every time something happened, they think that I just had like some type of brain trust somewhere and this is an evil plot
to some type of bigger play.
It started off with concern, a lot of concern.
Not a lot.
Not a lot.
Not a lot.
Just a little bit of hate.
Nah, it wasn't as much concern as I would have liked.
Right.
For putting out the, yo man,
really going through some shit, y'all.
Hold me down out there.
It was like an hour of of damn, hope you good.
After that, it went right back to.
I think it was because you were posting in story
that shit just looked real, normal.
You look regular.
Regular, outside of the pot.
How should it look when people are going through something?
Number one.
Cricket, cricket, chirp, chirp. Maybe nothing.
It wasn't a lot. They didn't get much.
I was in the mall and they opened up a Yeti store and I was excited about it.
So I went in there. Too far, nigga. Caught the camouflage Yeti.
Yeti people are like, oh shit. The rest of y'all like, oh, he good.
He's buying coffee cups. Like, what is the correlation there?
I was fucked up in Yeti.
That was like a retail therapy type of thing.
Oh, I overstand.
I understand.
People are irrational.
If you could do Yeti, you could do a four hour podcast
and a Patreon.
Yeah, yeah.
Same thing.
And then Parks comes on air and he says,
yeah man, was just with Joe last night filming.
That denial. I was just with Joe last night shooting some shit. Man.
I was letting them know that you're all right.
No, no, and no, no.
People worried, man.
They want to send you flowers.
They want to know where you at.
I was home. Well, not even.
They think you avoiding the topics.
I saw some of that.
I saw some of that.
Ducking all the smoke.
Here's my problem with you though. My problem with you is that
while you were going through something and we were concerned
you were really going through something
because you didn't even answer your niggas.
I called you mad times, texted you mad times
and I'm not gonna take the time to address it here,
but just I'm letting you know that
that is on the tip of my brain.
I didn't have that problem.
Thank you for that good 30 minute talk.
Wow.
Just really being able to process some things.
Oh, so you-
That was a great talk.
You responded in-
Don't worry, Flip, I'm with you.
He didn't respond to my shit either.
I dubbed this shit out of Mel with Flip.
Totally, yep, he did.
I dubbed that absolute shit out of Mel and Flip hitting me.
Number one, you not never gonna talk to me no more
after I'm going through something.
It take me one time to learn.
I had that little fight in the club and told you first
and I was in the news cycle for months.
Yeah.
They called it.
That will be the end of you knowing something first.
And Mel, yeah, nah, fuck outta here.
I mean, I just, I hope everything's okay.
No, no, don't take my,
don't take my tea and hit the girl group chat
with what's going on with me.
You just talk too much, period.
So while I'm taking somebody at Target,
hey, what's up with Joey, he ain't been on.
Well, you know, I just text him this morning and,
yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I felt the way about that.
I know you did.
But why?
I'm here, I'm here, I love you.
I felt the way, I felt the way.
If I'm going to do something, I'm all right.
I'm probably one of the strongest people each of you know.
I just felt the way,
because I just reached out to my man,
see what's up, kept you updated in real time,
and then you just, you just, you know.
You gonna know if something ain't right with me,
it's gonna be on the news.
Swang, I tell my girl,
text me when you're home, get down, why?
What the fuck are you gonna do?
That's something.
What you hear?
Because when you're close,
when you feel like you're close with somebody,
it's comforting that they tell you themselves.
You feel good about it,
you feel that they trust you enough to share information with you
You don't want to find out in real time with the news nigga who the fuck you think you are nigga, huh?
We don't want to find out real time niggas love you
So what you need to do is just stop showing love and make niggas not love you come in here like and
That's it
Well, I love y'all niggas love you. You can't
That's it.
Well, I love y'all. Niggas love you, you can't expect niggas.
When I, I'm like, wait, what happened to my man up?
I'm ready to ride for you, nigga, all the way.
It's nothing to ride about.
I don't care.
Everything is okay.
I don't care.
You made it like that.
You keep coming into the park, I love you.
Giving extra little hugs and shit,
that manipulating shit you be doing
to make niggas feel good in the moment.
Oh, y'all, you counting y'all pointing
that little stupid point.
Oh, no. Yeah, you do that to make niggas feel good in the moment. Oh, y'all you killed it. Y'all pointing that little stupid point.
You do that and make niggas feel good and then when something happened, that shit is crazy. Why do you build me up
buttercup baby just to let me down? That's hilarious.
No, that is funny. He's crazy.
Yo, you held it down to flip. Appreciate that. He might flip
held it down, man.
down though, Flip. Appreciate that. He might flip held it down man. A lot of respect.
Get it, Critical Gad. Give him his flowers, man. I did. I started this with
thank everybody and I'm super appreciative and grateful to each member.
I worked on that.
I worked on that. In the mirror, in the back.
Yeah, I worked on saying that.
Each and every one of you.
You guys really did a really phenomenal job.
Thank you for doing your job.
Holy shit.
So, nah, I was real happy that Flip didn't miss an episode while I was gone.
I was happy that he A-miked, right?
Yeah, thank you.
The last time I brought up to the crew that other people should try A-miking in
the event that I'm gone, just so we could see, they cursed me out.
Really?
They cursed me out.
They said, we picked Flip, Flip wanna do it. Let Flip go ahead, fuck you, Joe.
That's what they said.
That's what they said.
So I think Mel wanna do it.
She did a little co-ed.
She was squeezing, yeah.
It was a nice flow.
I really, I think that it was a really great flow.
Yeah, she pushes me to the front too.
Like that's the thing.
Oh shit, they co-ed these.
Co-ed these, right?
They push you right to the front.
You know, everybody look real loose and free.
Everybody had personal stories to share.
I was dancing to reggae music.
I know you was like what?
Oh, the Shondepaw?
Okay, intro man, huh?
Hey, someone's gotta hold it down.
I haven't sliced.
Someone's gotta hold it down.
You motherfuckers.
What's wrong with you?
You motherfuckers, boy.
But you can't say that.
You can't.
You just gotta thank each member.
I know you. Park said that he saw something online that said the United
Health Care killer had that shit on and you said a bulletproof vest. Yeah. That wasn't what I was referring to. Is that true? What else happened?
I got a list.
I don't know.
I don't know if we want to get to it now.
I can't wait till you get to it.
I just want to see.
I want to get into your mind.
I know it was killing you, I know you sat there.
No, not even.
Not even.
Actually, I was proud.
I was very happy that it happened
to see that it could happen.
So yeah, give me a fucking month for two weeks or three weeks
or some time.
Give me a break instead of just getting trampled all over.
I know you was looking at Esh like, you mother.
You want to be happy.
Esh and Mel, oh, the chemistry.
The chemistry was lit.
Oh, shit. The chemistry was left. Oh, shit.
The chief of department told me.
They waited till you leave.
Why I oughta?
They was jettin' and all that.
You wouldn't believe it.
Oh, man, almost like somebody would have envisioned
during the hiring process. Oh man.
Have a higher two niggas thinking it's gonna be a slam dunk
and then they just fight for a year until you leave.
It's like, oh.
Got it.
For the greater good.
Man, they said you seemed a little more free.
How did you guys feel?
And I'm starting this shit.
No, we felt good.
That felt good?
I feel the same, but.
Teamwork was good. Consummate professional at all times. It's not just that I'm new, it's cause I'm new, shit. That felt good? I feel the same, but. Teamwork was good.
Consummate professional though.
It's not just that I'm new, it's cause I'm new.
But like these, your cats,
like I can see Mel in particular, right?
When I watched the ones I wasn't there for,
Mel seemed like the Mel that I saw
the first time I watched you when you were a guest.
In the mystical videos.
Do not put a battery in his fucking back.
What, what is that bad to say?
I'm not being funny. Yes! Oh no, no, I mean, it's a good thing. I thought it was a compliment. Okay. Do not put a battery in his fucking back. What? What is that bad to say?
I'm not being funny.
Yes!
No, I mean, it's a good thing.
I thought it was a compliment.
Okay.
You killed it.
Thank you.
Angel!
You killed it.
Get on the floor!
Right there!
Sing it!
She was like,
Yo, man, what's up?
Hey.
Man, what's up?
Hey, what's up, man?
I'm watching that shit back like,
Oh, look at that.
What's up?
Hey, listen.
I thought Joe was cursing the screen out.
You mind? He pointed at the fucking TV. Hey. Mel was there. Yeah, what's up Mel? I'm watching that shit back like, I was looking at Mel. Hey, listen.
I thought Joe was cursing the screen out.
You mind.
He pointed at the fucking TV.
Mel was there.
Yeah, we know, hey, hi.
Her intro was fire though.
The intro Mel did.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, your year.
Your year should never happen again.
Please don't ever let Mel get a year off in my absence.
I did that wrong too.
It's over for your year, your hearing days.
It's not like you were yodeling.
It's totally over for that stupid ass thing.
Oh, look out Mel Podge,
when Joe's not stepping all over her.
Fuck.
No, that niggas went crazy for a little bit.
I couldn't wait to come step all over and shit.
Over for that freedom fighter shit.
Give women a voice shit.
They can say, give women voices while I'm fucking going.
You crazy?
All right, no, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking,
I'm joking, all right.
Ooh, what you got for us?
All right, all right.
Oh, you want Parks to start?
No, no, no, no, no.
So you want to start?
No, no, no.
What y'all want?
We're excited.
We're excited to see what you got.
Brother Ice is here with us in spirit.
He can tell you what he's going through when he gets back.
He's a lot of the weather.
That's it.
Yeah, he's under the weather.
That's it.
That's a good way to put it.
He wasn't when I called and said, hey, you coming into work?
All right, Ish, you come in later.
And then the nigga called out an hour later.
He's motherfuckin'.
He's motherfuckin'.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
You hear me?
Hold up.
I wanna allow the floor to my goals.
Hold up, I wanna allow the floor to touch my goals
Oh it feels good, it feels good to be where I'm supposed to be being a dick I love it, I love it
Hey Joe, mic check one two one two one two one two
What you want with that gun in your hand? Might check 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2
Salutations shout to the first and last time listeners out there
Shout to wherever you might be listening from all the real niggas and real niggas out there
I'm going down to shoot my lady I mean back when it started kinda almost
I was a man
I had to come in here
Who said I couldn't come back to the hood?
Who said that?
I'm going down to shoot my lady
You know I caught up with another man
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there
Shout to the parents, listen to all the teachers
All the policemen, all the police officers
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there
Shout to the parents, listen to all the teachers
All the policemen, always for the ladies out there
Shout to the parents, listen to all the teachers
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there
Shout to the parents, listen to all the teachers
All the policemen, always for the ladies out there Shout to the parents, listen to all the teachers Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there Shout to the parents, listen to all the teachers All the policemen, always for the ladies out there
Shout to the parents, listen to all the teachers
All the postal workers, everybody in the courts, the lawyers and all that
Shout to y'all
Nine to five is what's good
All the self-proofs out there
It's almost blasphemous to do that but It's cool, it's cool
It's okay
Get comfy man, get back acclimated in my
In my seat
You still don't have a pod? my seat You still the hot pot?
Huh?
You still the hot pot?
We gon see questioning the God you see him?
Couple weeks, couple weeks they get to questioning the boy
But it's cool though always for the ladies always for the ladies out there
Yes sir
See the whole bunch of fan niggas in the streets and shit
shout to y'all
it go
all my nights all my mornin' going out on the town
doing anything just to get you over my mind
when the morning comes I'm right back where I started
I think this is Mel not Mel but flipping marks first time potting in the spot
in the digs
DIGGERS
Baby come back
And you gotta pull the seed
There was something
In everything about you
Baby come back
You can blame it all You can blame it all I was stoutlin' in everything about you
Baby come back now
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong, but I just can't live without you Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike wake it up out there Keep this round of applause going for the best crew in the universe
What episode is this? Enough of that, D. That's enough of that, D. That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D.
That's enough of that, D. in the front of my, hey, don't
step on my drugs.
Don't step on my drugs.
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I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favorite host, Joe Budden here with a few of
my nearest and dearest.
Big Parks is in the building, obviously seating is different now.
Big Parks is here, Mel is here, Flip is here, Mark is here, Po is here,
Corey is here, Erickson is here, Keebler and Ian are here.
Tanner and Savon are here remotely-ish and Ice are here with us in spirit and
last but certainly not least each and every one of you guys out there here with us.
What's poppin'? What's poppin'? What's poppin'? I was getting used to Tuesdays off. I ain't gonna hold you.
I bet you were. I was. I was. What'd you say? I said must be nice. Yeah. You got Fridays off.
Don't worry about that part. What's up man? How y'all doing? How y'all doing? I'm great.
It took me a while to get the set back so I had had a long night But we here this is this is great. Yeah
This is fucking all
Yeah, man magic was made it was
plenty of great times
Where did y'all think I was going like what are y'all saying?
What did y'all think did y'all was gonna have to pick up and just hard for life without
What are y'all talking about? No, that's not your manning. I mean we're dramatic you right first of all we had pods given set up and
You sent a text saying we can't do pods given anymore
There's no pods giving there There's no push back push back.
What you said is gotta cancel.
And then you said you had an emergency.
Right. Yes. So I didn't know.
I mean the biggest thought I had obviously was you know like.
Family. No I just got this job.
I could lose the check. Oh.
I don't know.
I don't know what he's going through.
But how will it affect me?
Right.
I've been through some shit before.
Valid.
That's a fair point.
That's a fair point.
But my second thought was, I don't know if he's okay.
And because like Flip was saying, like you weren't super like communicative.
I didn't know how bad it was, whether it, you know, because some people are dramatic,
particularly famous people. And so it could be something small, could be something big. I didn't know how bad it was, whether you know, because some people are dramatic, particularly famous people. And so I didn't it could be something small could be
something big. I didn't know. So I was just worried. We were
just worried about you. I didn't want to worry about potting
second, but I was really worried about this part. Me too. Yeah.
I was worried about we really worried about you.
I mean, it's like you said such a high and also like not hearing
from you and then having to come in. Not hearing from you and having to come in and do the job.
I mean, I mean shout out to Corey and shout out to Erickson and the team being there,
but it's still not hearing from you not knowing what's going on and trying to get it all together.
It was an interesting task for me.
That's all.
Y'all thought if something was really down, if I was really down bad,
did Corey just still be around chilling, watching, watching?
You don't think he would have something better to do?
That's what made it worse.
Like an emergency. Just made it worse.
He military, man.
No, exactly. He's proxies.
Yeah, he probably wouldn't have said shit, been mouth clean.
You could have been in the bathtub covering ice, would you kid me?
Yeah, like he wouldn't tell us. You know what I'm saying? He would just would you kiddin' y'all? Like he wouldn't tell her.
You know what I'm saying?
He would just keep doing the job to keep things
looking steady.
And he held it down.
You know what?
Cory presence is needed and it was very important
why you weren't there.
So, you know.
I think a bunch of things just happened at once.
Like there's no one thing to highlight.
Like a bunch of different things just started happening
in the same week.
And I needed to go and deal with that
before my blood pressure went too crazy.
And listen, listen, maybe on another date,
maybe today I gotta see how I feel,
but I'm dying to tell y'all a little bit of what happened.
I'm dying, I am absolutely dying to tell you.
It's the funniest shit in the world.
It really is.
It's just not, it's not funny, but it's hilarious.
It's a very Joe.
It's the only Joe could do this.
When are you gonna share this?
You know, this thing is crazy. I've been racking my brain.
You gotta share it.
Gotta share it.
You're getting pressure me.
I mean, at some point I am.
Please do.
You don't have a clue.
You don't know.
I have no fucking idea.
All I have is my own theories. theories? I mean, hmm, so when you say that I just want to let you know that
while you think that I would use you for content I know everything and I just
kept my mouth closed. I'll give you the punchline. Maybe I'll get the punchline. I just sleptwalked somewhere that I shouldn't have sleptwalked.
What?
That's what happened.
For real?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you know how I sleep.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Butt ass.
I got a nice naked ass, good naked sleepwalking.
I just did it again.
Oh shit.
I did it again.
Oh shit.
I did it again.
Shit was swinging, right?
Nah.
No.
No.
No.
Show you one.
Holy shit, nobody can go through this stuff with me.
It's only me.
It's only me
It's only me. So you got to deal with everything. Oh, you got to deal with what comes with
that Damn, I had like five that wouldn't know where nearer some shit. I wouldn't never guess nigga
I could guess 50 and possible to guess impossible. Yeah Wow, but when you hear it's like
Tracks. Oh, no, wait till I give it to you. Pause. Wait,
wait till I really get it. This is a story. This is a story. Oh
my Lord. Caused division between my parents. My mom and dad is
beefing now. Oh shit. My mom and dad is beefing. Cause my dad
was on vacation when I did it. He was in DR shaking a tail feather
And I was going through a storm
Nobody I really love I to tell when I'm going through like a storm for real I don't want to impede on whatever he had going on there. So I didn't tell I told my mom. Mm-hmm
And then when I sent the cryptic it wasn't cryptic, but my tweet out my dad seen it and called me
I dubbed it and he called my mom.
And I told my mom not to tell nobody, because I want to tell my own sleepwalking stories.
I don't think that's something you just, hey man, you know our son makes sleepwalking.
I never even told my mom I'll be sleepwalking.
I had to come clean.
Say, yo mom, you know I'll be, How do you even say that? Yeah that sounds wild.
So anyway my mom held it down she didn't tell dad shit and now they fighting about it. They
fighting about it. It's juicy. It's juicy. It's juicy stuff. But that's what I have for
you for now. At some other point I'll fill in the details of it so we can all have a
good laugh. But. It's funny in premise alone. I'm gonna say that's good enough. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah you can put to say that's good enough yeah it's funnier I know you'll put the sauce on it to make
it funnier but no I don't need to it's really this funny is there any cure for
sleepwalking Joe did you look into that I don't know all the clinical neurologists and doctors that I've spoken to say it all come from stress
And I turn on my fucking TV see y'all just Niggas do the kid and play. Niggas like, oh shit, I'm free as a bird, ain't it?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah, so he's saying stress, but who knows, who knows?
We'll see.
Oh, I never sleepwalk and get into some snazzy shit.
It's always some dumb, just stupid.
It's never like, you know, my parents got to worry. You might
all fucking walk somewhere and fall out a window. Yeah, that's a bad concern. No, no, I'm not stupid sleepwalking.
It's not pussy's calling. Well, debatable.
Maybe, maybe, maybe. But yeah, no need to worry, no need to have concern. I'm safe, I'm healthy, my blood pressure's low.
That's good. My blood pressure's a lot lower. A little vacation to have concern. I'm safe, I'm healthy, my blood pressure's low. That's good.
My blood pressure's a lot lower.
A little vacation to do that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuckin' little morning commute over here.
Yeah?
Out there with the fuckin' nine-to-fivers.
Richard Tunnell.
Oh my god.
The fuckin' love of ****.
Oh my god.
They in the mornings, they be...
Them niggas, man.
Write that down.
All right, what's up, man?
What's up, what y'all wanna get into?
Anything in the world y'all want,
please don't feel like I am stepping on anyone's runway,
wherever you wanna go.
Personal stories, eh?
Yeah.
What's up? Well, today's my birthday.
Oh shit.
Happy birthday.
Really?
Happy birthday.
Oh, come on, man.
Come on.
Today is JR's birthday too.
Oh, is it?
Happy birthday JR.
Nice.
Happy birthday JR.
Happy birthday JR.
Happy birthday, Mark.
Wow, man.
Let's have some celebratory Hennessy here for the day.
There you go.
All right.
How old are you, man?
46. 46? All right. Shout out to you, Mark. There you go. All right. How old are you? 46. 46. All right. I feel great. Happy birthday, bro.
I'm still laughing at that. Don't keep saying it. Write it down. Write it down, please. Hey, somebody
write that down. Not this one, buddy. Not my first day back.
Listen, I saw some of y'all out there saying, man, I hope when Joe gets back,
he will address some of the topics that he missed
that are really important.
I would love to know his thoughts.
No.
No.
Yeah, you missed some shit.
I'm not gonna do that.
We need to delve into some shit.
I can't tell you, I could not be happier
to have missed every topic that I missed
from Daniel Penny to the United Healthcare dude,
to Hove, to Remy and Pap.
I was home batting a thousand on not having
to talk about none of this shit.
My God saved you.
But look, the Hove one I think is safe now.
It is, yes.
You know, I've been watching, covering it,
you know, trying to find an angle on this
because, you know, I always want to stand with
victims of violence, always want to stand with accusers
because most accusers are telling the truth.
From what I can see, this is not one of those times.
You know, when I first heard it
and I heard the attorney, Andrew Busby, being attorney, I was already like, this looks shady. Because I know
his reputation as an ambulance chaser, as an ambulance chaser. Yeah. And just the way the
story played out didn't make sense to me. But like in the last 48 hours, it's been even more
evidence. Like when she did that NBC interview, I was like, okay, this is a Nail in the coffin. Oh my God, it was terrible. She said, my dad picked me up and brought me back home.
It's a five hour drive.
And I was like, if my kid asked me to pick her up and drive five hours, I'd remember
that shit 20 years from then.
And then when NBC spoke to the dad, the dad said, he doesn't remember that happening.
He doesn't believe that he had it.
And feels like he would remember it. Right. He would remember it remember you would remember a trip to Rochester to right where I from New York which
is a nice way saying my daughter's a fucking lie yeah it's a no because I'd ride for my kid in
general of course you know what I'm saying but he's like I can't do that and then on top of that they
said she said she watched the the VMAs from the Jumbotron they're like we didn't have a Jumbotron
that year yeah but the thing that fucked my head up was when she said that she spent time at the VMAs with that artist.
Green Charlotte or something. Yeah, one of the artists.
Yeah, the artist from that group. Yeah, Blink 180 to one of them.
Good Charlotte. Yeah, good Charlotte.
Charlotte is my... And I was like, what? Two things made me say she's not black.
One was that of all the people at the VMAs, that's who she remembered.
made me say she's not black. One was that of all the people at the VMAs,
that's who she remembered.
I mean, come on, at 13, then the second thing she said,
I called my dad and he came to pick me up.
I was like, between those two things, there aren't-
Also what threw me off was when she said,
my bad friend, when she said, yeah,
I walked to the gas station to pick me up
from the gas station.
I'm like, it ain't but one or two gas stations.
In all of Manhattan.
Yeah, in Manhattan, period.
Right.
None of this shit makes it. We went to a mansion. They fucking traced the mansion. They said
there's no mansion within 20 minutes. They said Hov was there. They had pictures of Hov
somewhere else at the time where the thing was supposed to have happened. It was just
like thing after thing. If you come after somebody with that much money, they're going
to have investigators and tracker. They're going to be able to prove this shit if it
didn't happen.
Oh man. I want to shout out to my Lotus gang.
Those Lotus days, hold up now, yeah, big man.
Hey!
Those was the Lotus days.
Are you shitting me?
There's evidence if dudes went to Lotus after the VMAs
and at that time that is where you would go.
And Lotus was not letting anybody 13 in there.
And yet Puff didn't own a mansion back then.
They did research there.
Whoever did that interview, they did the research.
Yeah, but my favorite part in all of this
is when Puffy's lawyer came at the end,
it was like, yes, this is ludicrous.
These are all false accusations.
And Hov's team was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't love us yet.
Everybody slow down.
Everybody slow down.
Mr. Carter knows Mr. Combs professionally only.
Yes, they've spent time together as professionals at awards.
They're basically like, I don't know him.
Like, I've done business with him.
That's not my man.
His case is his case.
This ain't got shit to do with me.
We have no meaningful connection.
Yes, no meaningful connection.
I was like, wow.
And somehow the internet was up in arms about that.
I understood.
I saw people saying that we needed to rush in here
and address that part of it.
And I'm like, no.
I would do the same thing.
I don't believe they were friends.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like.
I'm on record as saying I don't believe
that any of these industry niggas be friends.
It's all for optics, it's all for business purposes,
it's all for, they ain't chilling,
they ain't chilling on fucking Thanksgiving.
And if we cosplaying as friends
and you get jammed up with the law,
then I'm denouncing the friendship.
What does that understand here?
You was saying?
No, that's exactly what I was saying is like,
I think that people take the optics of seeing Diddy
at the rock nation brunches.
That's usually like kind of the,
you know, what people use as a gauge to judge
like how close people are in the industry.
And Jay-Z is like, yeah, no, this is my shit.
I show up, I shake hands like his babies and that's it.
I'm out.
There is a level of, Joe, or Flip,
I would hang with y'all.
I would go to the club with y'all.
I would go to the Rock Nation brunch with y'all.
But do you know how fucking close we'd have to be
to have sex with a 13 year old white woman?
White girl?
I mean, like that, I mean, obviously we wouldn't do that
because it's illegal and it's, but I'm just saying like,
to the level of crime that you're committing
You got to know that motherfucker going like go to the go to the grave with that shit then
Thought that they would be our word buddies or pedophilia. That's what I'm saying
Hope is really really really intelligent
Like and I don't just mean like educated. Like the
way that his brain works, a lot of them people up there the way they brain works
they got a different type of tick. I just don't see Hov making that mistake ever.
His strat, he's like long term strategic and he's extraordinarily
private and has been forever. Yeah. And know. And he's patient. Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, I'm not close enough with anybody to know that, you know,
who knows if there's a play after this with these people?
I don't know if this is Busby's only play here.
It just seemed like a bad, seemed like a bad plan.
I don't think it is.
I think it didn't seem well, well done.
Even his line about, about hey another law firm
vetted this
Young girl before she got to me. All right, so you did know vetting so you just acting off the information you received as an attorney
If you're if you're a hustler though, which you're banking on two things one that 99
90% of people just don't want the bad press. So they'll just pay you to go away.
Right? Which is mostly the case, I would assume. But there's a second piece that most people don't
assume is that even if you didn't do the thing that you're accused of, there's a chance that the
only way you can disprove it is to say what you were doing. And that thing also might make you
culpable. So for example, if I wasn't where I was at the strip club now
You gotta explain to my wife at the strip club if you told your wife you was somewhere else
I don't know I was I was fucking so-and-so that night and she can verify okay
Well now you you know that me so a lot of celebrities have so much dirt and do so much wild shit
That they will run from the they'll settle not cuz they did that thing
But because if a light comes on everything they gonna get exposed for something else so they just I talked to some people
I'm telling like I didn't do that shit, man.
But I was at this other thing.
Got it.
I can see that.
Yeah, that's what they're scared of.
Hey, Hov seems to be making quick work of this guy.
I ain't never seen nothing like it.
I ain't never seen nobody get their ass kicked like this.
Got the Roger Goodell stamp.
They're very nice.
Hey, no, business is fine.
We're not gonna lose that relationship.
That's impressive.
Truly.
Go.
Yeah.
I just, last thing I wanna say with this is just,
I don't, I hate though, that now all the people
who don't believe any women,
who don't believe any survivors,
who don't believe any victims are now gonna be like,
see, just like that shit with Hov,
that's gonna be like, that's gonna be-
The justification. Yeah, like that's gonna be like, that's gonna be like- The justification.
Yeah, like that's gonna be day one.
I hate that shit.
I hate that they're even correlated, right?
Like in anything, there's gonna be liars.
There is.
Like that don't, that's a separate issue
from the people out there that I'm not just saying women,
cause it's not just women that are going through
those types of, you know,
I don't want to use the words.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's not just girls, it's guys.
It's little boys.
It's fucked up out there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And this is dark now.
It is, yeah.
It's dark.
Can I ask your opinion on something then?
Sure.
And I'm asking you.
I mean, I care about what all y'all think, but it's a Joe thing. So my
wife got the flu last week. Hopefully she feels better. I don't know. I haven't been home.
The Joe part. Yeah. She said she had a hundred. She had 105 degree fever.
And yeah, it was like a hundred and four.9 to be exact. That's a lot.
It was real hot.
I really don't want the flu.
So she, I said,
So what?
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said go to urgent care.
And when she went to urgent care,
I quickly packed all my things.
I had to do my Al Jazeera show in DC anyway that next morning.
Now I did take the baby.
Okay.
Okay.
And I was talking to you on the phone.
It's not, it looked like a kidnapping.
I'm sure my neighbors thought I was, I was just throwing shit, grabbing random towels
and fucking wipes and shit.
And I threw him in that car and I drove to DC and I haven't been home.
I'm gonna come home after this show.
It's my birthday so you can't be so mad.
Some would argue, including my,
no, no, not me, I'm fine.
But my, yes, might say, what the fuck?
Like you could've stayed here and took care of me,
you could've been downstairs, we got enough space, you know.
But I really don't want the flu.
As a married man, if my wife is sick,
or if I'm sick vice versa goes both ways
One of us goes somewhere else the guest bedroom the basement the air mattress when I had covid houses down here sleeping on the floor Like but not Washington. That's
Cuz if you get sick you can't work
That's weird. That's where it's tricky. Yeah
Right, and I'm assuming somebody has to go to work.
Somebody has to.
Plus I really don't want the flu.
I don't really want that shit.
But they got new versions of that shit now.
Yo, she got the new one.
Yeah, the flu ain't just the flu no more.
Her shit got wings and stuff.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
I don't want no parts of it.
And that's kind of fire to be away from the house
while your wife or your girl is sick.
Nigga.
Like, and have a good reason.
Yeah, but you had to take the baby.
I will take the baby, see,
cause you don't want the baby to get sick either.
Yeah, true.
Cause that's just more stress.
I put him on YouTube, that's how I see it.
I put YouTube on, I've been free for the last five days.
See, I done went to cost an ass dream with the baby.
Ha ha ha ha.
YouTube one, I've been free for the last five days. I'd have went to cost an ashtray with the baby.
Fuck she talking about.
I'd have been on a little tour.
Yo, dad's got that baby in that little front book bag.
We'd be in the streets.
Yeah, I don't think you did nothing wrong.
I don't think you did nothing wrong.
If Joe said I did nothing wrong, I did nothing wrong.
Is she mad?
I don't know.
He'll find out today.
Wait, hold on.
He ain't been home.
You've been there for five days, but you've spoken to her.
You can't get a tone through text, right?
He texted her, yeah.
If she's really mad, then you can get a tone through the text.
That's true.
It's some short answers.
But she's been in and out of consciousness.
She's been really tired.
So I don't know, but it's my birthday.
So I feel like that's the safe time to come home
So do you know if she's feeling better now? Oh, she's definitely better good. Oh, all right, so she's good enough for pot wives now
Oh shit good enough as a pot wife. She feeling good. Now she got material
Before cuz I'm 30 bands you talk about giving out well giving out
You said you get you said you can't say shit about giving out. Well, giving out. You said you gave. I didn't say shit about giving out.
Shit to earn it.
Right.
I mean, it wasn't like a regular,
it wasn't like a monthly stipend.
It wasn't like per diem.
That was a one-time shot.
That's a big, that's a nice shot.
It's a one-time shot.
Sometimes you hit a shot from half court.
Enough, enough.
You give out bread.
He ruined it for us. Give you a girl bread, stop. All the time. Enough of the soft give up bread. He ruined it for your bread. Stop all the time
Y'all could do it
Give out a lot of bread like you just make everything
See, I already told mine. I know I'm gonna save money. I know I'm a save money
I don't mean to talk about it, but by giving her AMX
If I give her a card
From my shit, I'll save mad money.
How would you put a limit on that?
How?
Well, because cards have limits.
No, but you're about-
But Amex has a high limit.
Amex, so first of all-
Amex gonna have whatever limit you call them
and tell them to set on the card.
No, but you're transitioning into black card territory.
That's what I was gonna say.
Well, if you hit homeboy then, yeah. Yeah, I've already taken care of it. It's in motion, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. And the problem with the black card. No, but you're transitioning into black card territory. That's what I like. Well, if you hit homeboy, then yeah. I've already taken care of it. It's in motion.
Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. And the problem with the black card is one, you got to
pay to give like, I got my wife a black card and it's like, it's 20, I think I paid 5,000.
I think we pay 5,000 just for her card, just to have, right? Which is fine. But then she gets a
separate bill, right? So when you give someone your card, there's a still a sense that I'm putting it on
Joe's card. So there's a sense of like, I don't want to go crazy, I got a check on it. But once
somebody has their own card with their own separate account and their own separate log,
go put it in the Apple. Keep that gold. You are not getting a black card. And I tried that. I
tried to give my wife a platinum card. And it was fine until mine was black.
Really?
Yeah.
My wife don't trim about shit like that.
However, there's a way that they wanna look or feel,
like I put it, we're equal, we're partners.
So you don't wanna walk up in the joint with the black
and she pull out the, especially gold.
Gold to black is like green to gold.
If I'm not black, you can pull out bronze.
What the fuck?
All right.
I'm trying to.
All right, so she won that one.
All right.
I'm trying to tell you right now.
Luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity.
Just bars.
All right.
That was good.
That was good.
That's it.
You could have ended with that at the UN.
Yeah, we found out about Mark's little UN time at the UN
and how he landed here at the JPP.
All right, you're wondering how I got here.
I'm in the movies.
Oh my Lord, yo.
Oh shit, you know that?
Oh my God, I am happy I missed you guys'
Jamie Foxx review. I'm happy I missed you guys' Jamie Foxx review.
I'm happy I missed it.
I ain't watching it yet.
I finally watched it.
I'm happy I missed it.
Did you see the show?
Yeah, I saw it.
What do you think?
I just said I'm happy I missed it.
Oh.
I'm happy I missed it.
My takeaway was,
who the fuck knew that Jamie Foxx name wasn't Jamie Foxx?
I didn't know.
I didn't know that either.
I did.
He on TV talking about some, I'm Eddie Bishop.
Eric.
Eric, Eric, Eric Bishop or some shit.
I've been stumped the whole time I was home.
Cause his kid's last name is Foxx.
Huh.
Now, yeah.
Explain it to me now.
That is confusing.
That's weird.
Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess he legally. Take that one. I guess he legally changed his now. That is confusing. That's weird. Yeah.
Well, I mean, I guess he legally changed his name.
To Fox.
Yeah.
Maybe started off as a stage name and then fuck it.
Nobody went to called America anymore.
Jamie Foxx, gotta get the fuck out of here.
Jamie Foxx.
Jamie Foxx is a fly name instead of Eric Bishop.
And when I Googled the reason he did it
and it couldn't get any flyer,
in the comedian circuit,
they would allow the female comedians to go on first.
So he changed his name to Jamie Foxx
so it would read as a female so he could get a shot.
That's pretty snazzy.
That's pretty snazzy.
Did you think it was a piece of shit like Ice did?
I thought Ice got a bad rap.
I thought he got a bad rap.
I did, I did.
But also Ice, shout out to Ice, that's my brother.
That's my man.
That's my brother.
Also Ice gets stuck on something and stay there.
So if he's saying, I thought it was a comedy,
I thought it was a comedy.
I feel you, so did I.
In the first 10 minutes, I realized what it was a comedy I thought it was a comedy I feel you so did I in the first ten minutes I realized what it was right and I'm like
okay we not here to we're not here for what I what I came for which is okay
which is okay the impersonation bit wasn't for me that cat William should
have me rolling that too wasn't, it didn't for me.
Jamie Foxx for me is already one of the most
talented people on earth.
This seemed like a reaffirmation for him.
And I support him getting that, being deserving of it,
and feeling like it was warranted or needed at the time.
I didn't love the, hey, if I can stay funny,
I can stay alive. Like I didn't. Yeah. It was a little, don't make me say it so I won't.
I won't. I won't. I won't. Jolly. There's no need. I love Jamie Foxx and everything he does. But if
I could say, if that's what you needed to stay alive, great. In the middle of this bit that I'm watching,
and don't make me say it too,
like you start making it the crowd,
they're like, the daughter on the guitar,
little schmaltzy.
Schmaltzy?
Schmaltzy.
What does that mean?
Like unnecessarily overly-
It's like saccharin.
Saccharin, yeah, like a little too sentimental,
but like fake kind of like-
Yeah.
Performative.
Performative, tear-jerking, yeah.
Now, Jamie Foxx is a phenomenal actor,
so he could sit up there and fake cry all day.
Right.
The daughter's acting skills told me
that they have done this a few times before
and she can't act as well as him.
And then they pan to her, how did you feel during the whole thing?
Well, dad, I always knew that we would share a stage together one day.
So I knew you would stay alive.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. And thenaltz. Okay.
Okay.
And then I've watched people play the guitar before.
So that was also a huge,
like I got musicians in my family,
like if you don't, then I get it,
but if you do and you watch the,
come on, don't make me do it.
No, no, no, I can't do it. No, man. Don't waste your time
50 took a while to come out
What is 50 promoting
Hey, cuz he's in I'm chillin'. What is 50 Promotin'? Hate.
50 Promotin' is a...
Don't do that.
Come on, he was on, he was on motherfuckin' Andrew Schultz.
I know he's from...
I got to skip the Schultz topic.
I killed my shit.
Yeah.
I killed my shit.
I ain't gonna, I wasn't comin' here
to say nothing positive about dude.
So, yeah.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Oh my lord.
Anyway.
Yeah, Jamie Foxx. I did. Yeah, I watched it after I I set a bar so low for me that I thought it was gonna be terrible
I watched the first it was good. It was silent. It was it was engaging
Yeah, and and I listened to while I was driving to DC. So it was it was great to hear
But I laughed like twice.
And once I accepted that I wasn't there to laugh,
then it was awesome.
It was fine, it was engaging, yeah, it was fine.
Yeah, yeah, Jamie Foxx is the man.
Shout out to Jamie Foxx, glad he's well.
It might have been funnier if you'd watched it though.
Cause you would have been able to see
what he was doing on stage.
I mean, I watched the first 30
and then listened to the next.
His daughter won't see it stage.
It's not nice.
It's not nice, bro.
Leave the man's daughter alone.
All right.
Chill.
Let it go.
She's been playing the guitar all night.
She ain't gonna see that.
I hope she enjoyed that.
Got lots of pics.
I got all of them.
You got pics?
Wow.
Oh, what else, what else, what else? What else happened here that we care about?
Fuck, oh my God.
Oh my God.
I went to Usher's show while we was going too.
Of room?
Yeah.
While I was going, sorry.
Yeah.
Which show?
I went to the Thursday show at the Barclays.
Okay, we just check it,
because if you said Friday, we got problems.
No, no, no.
Everybody saw that though.
No, no, on Tuesdays and Fridays,
I was sad.
On Tuesdays and Fridays, I was really sad that I couldn't
join in on some of the fun, but I did go to the Thursday
show.
I had already been to the Vegas residence and
Oh, so that's a tough act to follow a little bit.
Yeah. He put on a phenomenal show in Vegas and
this in large parts to me felt like some of that show but
in a much bigger place so there were times where I couldn't see him.
I was seated in the front, we had good seats.
But the stage is huge so I didn't see him the entire time.
And Vegas was more intimate.
Vegas he did more singing, more dancing. This one
felt a little more like a karaoke vibe. Girls love karaoke. Like everybody just kind of singing this
singing the slaps. He did songs in Vegas that he didn't do at the Barclays. Like him not doing
glue for me is absolutely crazy. I hit Vegas when glue first came out. And Glue is just a phenomenal Usher record.
And then when we went to Vegas,
I mean, he saw me and the crowd came over there,
take my girl's hand, pick her up,
fucking swing her due to do-si-do
while I'm sitting there looking stupid in the face.
All right, cool.
He asked you permission though.
He did, no, he was respectful about it,
respectful about it.
But as a nigga, I remembered it.
Yep. Well, you played with it But as a nigga, I remembered it. Yep.
Well, you played with it.
As a nigga, I just remember and I know, and you know,
like, you know, so here we go, Thursday night.
Don't know what to wear.
Got this option, but I don't know, gonna wear something.
I don't know, you'll see, you'll tell me.
Of course, this nigga fucking put on the tightest outfit in the world,
dressed like it's Halloween again.
I make a face, she says, oh, I'll just change.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't change.
Be free as a woman to wear what you like.
Don't hate. I am fine.
I'll say it for you.
I am fine.
I'll say it for him.
Joe is a secure man.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I mean, she coming home with him.
Hey, listen, you know your girl.
Well, actually, you never know.
You never know who your girl's coming home with.
Yeah, oh, shit.
I'm just gonna be honest.
Nah, I know who she's coming home with.
They get mad sometimes.
Nigga, I have front row seats and I didn't take them.
I took the fifth row.
The next night I went Friday
because I did not want my wife that close to Usher
because I like my chances with anybody else.
I said one of two things gonna happen.
Either she's gonna, you know, it's gonna go bad
or she's gonna be eating cherries out of his hand
and y'all niggas gonna fry me up that next Tuesday.
I said, either way, fifth row please, same price.
I am not mad at you.
It's still usher.
She's strolling in there wearing the tightest shit
in the universe.
He come out, he don't see us at first.
Good.
About 10 to 15 minutes in, I see him look at me,
give me a little head nod.
Oh, that's a trick.
That's a trick.
That me and you ain't never been clubbed.
Back to what Jay-Z said about Diddy.
We ain't tight enough for you to head nod me.
In the middle of your show.
Are you crazy, nigga?
Gave me a little head nod showing up five minutes later.
He come right over in front of only us,
gyrating, doing all this shit.
He did it for man long.
I'm looking at her, yeah bitch, I dare you.
Then he strolled off, did a little lap, came back,
gyrated some more right in front of me.
This time he, hey Joe, get up Joe.
No, he gyrating and telling me to get up.
I see y'all in here looking stiff, come on, get up and dance.
That's what I should do.
I look at her.
Man, it's.
But you played it cool.
You played it cool.
No cherries? No cherries? No cherries?
No cherries?
No, no, no.
Our seats were too good.
He did the cherries going toward the back rows.
Nosebleed.
No, not nosebleed, but just where those bleachers begin at.
Got it.
Okay, got it.
He was that side.
I was closer to the stage.
Got it.
So he went by, did a little cherry thing.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Get your shit off. And come over here with no cherry. No way.
I'm blocked. I physically was like no I don't even want you to see. No fruit is
happening in this fucking stadium. I'm down with you. We not playing. Yeah we ain't playing.
Yeah but usher is. At his last concert he found um Ruby Rose in the in the
audience friend of the show. I saw. Yeah. Friend of the on Ruby Rose in the in the audience friend of the show
I saw yeah front of the show Ruby Rose. Yeah, and he did the little cherry thing and then it got away from him
Yeah, because one of her girlfriends came over and grabbed the cherry and they had their own moment
And he was left looking stupid in the face
Or maybe not
I don't know. He probably won either way.
No, no. If you wish a dude.
Don't even finish the question.
No cherries.
Absolutely, fucking, lutely not. No, no, no.
But you failed the first part of it anyway. You got to get a dude.
She got a dude.
You got, wait for Wait, for real?
Homeboy still rocking?
Oh, I gotta get going.
Hey!
Hey!
Big Ben!
Chicago dude still.
We chilling.
All right.
Making it through Christmas is a big, that's a milestone.
Are you getting something?
Uh-oh, here's the question.
I mean, I'm getting him something.
Okay.
Wait, hold on. Something expensive. Okay, or just like
Right you get him a cologne it'll be something it would be something curated to him only
I heard that different
Heard something
Yeah, I heard that different. You're getting too much. I heard something freaky. What, a photo shoot? Some freaky shit, yeah, I heard some.
Still cheap, she got a lot of money.
She curated this mail for like, freaky.
Mail got money.
Nigga, buy that nigga something, nigga.
Get that nigga something, a Honda or something, nigga.
Marc still got the Vixen image of mail popping.
This is older mail now.
She's being thoughtful and shit.
Shout out to mail, shout out.
Them thoughtful gifts be trash.
How was it, how was it, was it, Mel, the long distance?
How was that, is that working?
It's cool.
In your favor?
Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
Good.
It's cool, I like it.
You like it, right?
I don't really feel like I'm in that.
You are, but.
Nah, because Shadae can pop up anytime.
It don't feel like it.
She can pop up anytime. Yeah, when you're not, you feel like it. They don't feel like it. They can pop them anytime. They don't feel like it. They can wait till you not.
She can pop them anytime.
When you're not, you feel very different.
I'm getting a house that's big enough for me to always feel like that too, by the way.
You should, yeah.
That is the way to do it.
That part, I expect to totally not see her for weeks and live together.
Nice East Wing, West Wing situation.
Yeah, I have the New York version of that.
Rem's way up there reading books or whatever.
I'm down here watching podcasts or whatever.
Yeah, like go over there reading books or whatever. I'm down here watching podcasts or whatever. Yeah.
Like go over there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not even mad at the people that be like, what do they say?
Sleep divorce.
Huh?
It's a term called sleep divorce. So it means that if you want to get it on with your wife
or husband, then you fuck in the bed, but then you have your own separate bedrooms.
That's like some old school shit. My grandparents had two separate beds.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, but that's what helps the man to do that now. That's what helps
the marriage last longer. Yeah. Making those sacrifices. It helps the match.
You know, you can't make it every day. Come on. I'm not mad at it.
I like door. I like my space. You say your stupid little jokes on Tom Parks,
like, come on, every day. I got a king size bed. My wife is very petite. So it's kind of like that.
Like, yeah, but you're situation different, man. Like wife is very petite. So it's kind of like that like yeah, but you're making different man
Like rem is just cool. Yeah, I got a flow going on. She understands and you understand but I'll be on a different floor
Yeah, well time about a different floors. Yeah, I mean like sometimes you have like different sleep habits and that that will affect
Yeah, I might go to bed at 10 o'clock. I'm not trying to fucking go to bed
Yeah, and I don't want to crawl in the bed at one or two o'clock and wake her up
So I would say half most of the time I'clock. I'm not trying to fucking go to bed. Yeah, exactly. And I don't wanna crawl in the bed at one or two o'clock and wake her up.
So I would say most of the time I'm downstairs.
I sleep in one of the guest rooms.
I sleep on the couch watching TV.
Why don't you just leave?
Yeah, try that shit.
She sleep early enough for me to get to tiptoe.
Nah, you think that, but they know
when you leave the crib.
Just buy carpets.
Oh my God. They know when you leave the crib. Just buy carpets. Oh my God.
They know where you lead a crib, nigga.
Now you was asleep.
Now give some rugs.
You went to sleep.
You said I tired you up from work.
You went to sleep.
I walked in, you was snoring.
I did you a favor by not waking you up,
being on the phone, and I left.
An hour in.
Yo, where you at?
What you mean where I'm at?
I just left real quick.
What's up?
When she sleep at 10 and you in the other'm at? I just left real quick, what's up?
When she sleep at 10 and you in the other room
is the only time you've seen everything on YouTube,
like it ends.
There's no way else to even scroll.
They're like, go to bed, nigga.
Right, you start binge watching shit.
Let me go, I go sleep with this bitch.
Shit.
Shit.
The other day, I'm shit, she's asleep, I'm on YouTube,
like, holy shit, the show that they used to give you a house,
redo the house and give it to you was a scam.
Yeah.
What?
What do you mean?
I didn't know this.
Gotta hit YouTube.
I believe it.
Yeah, the show was a scam because none of the people
they could give the house to could afford the house.
So they're giving a testimony on YouTube.
It's the funniest shit in the world.
Yeah, that is a bitch.
Give us back.
What?
Yo, they're on YouTube talking about something.
At the time it was just such a beautiful home.
But then, it's like, oh shit.
Taxes came right.
Oh my God.
The upkeep, yeah.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, oh my God.
They're learning about like, traveling these days
and learn, you know, Puerto Rico and different places.
Why you say Puerto Rico?
No, no, no, no, no.
A lot of people are leaving.
That's 30 minutes away.
It's America, nigga.
That's the state still.
No, I know, but a lot of people are leaving to go to 30 minutes away. It's America. That's the state still. No, I know, but a lot of people are leaving
to go to Puerto Rico for business incentives
and tax incentives.
I'm learning a lot of shit.
And niggas is moving.
Even when they go to Texas,
even when they go to Louisiana,
it's a lot of shit to learn, man.
And I've been learning a lot of things out here.
That was just interesting.
That's all.
No, no, that's real, man.
Do you see yourself ever leaving this area?
Yes, now I do.
The more money I make, it makes me wanna leave.
Before I didn't.
And have you thought about where?
Somewhere.
Somewhere with gangs, right?
Yo, my heart dropped to the floor with every flip tweet.
Yo, man, y'all know gangs in Venezuela?
Anybody know them?
I'ma try to check them out.
I'm like, oh my I'm trying to get with the Crips in Denver. Yo, hit my phone.
Calico, where you at?
Oh, Jesus, man.
Yo, real quick, when you said earlier, 50 is promoting his action channel.
50 got an action channel.
That's true.
He's been on the phone.
And I wasn't, stop doing that, because it's called me about that shit too.
Came up on my live and said that shit to me.
Like, yo, you was thinking about that shit, and I was like, I'm not going to do that. he's been on the show. That's when it keeps blowing.
And I wasn't, stop doing that, because it's caught me by that shit too.
Came up in my lab and said that shit to me.
Like, yo, you was standing there by the exit way for 50.
No, the stage was there.
So they blocked the stage for him to come down.
And when he was coming down, that's where I was at.
Did he say hi?
No, I spoke to him.
Yeah, real quick.
They spoke.
They conversation had me home stumped again.
This whole time I've been home stumped.
But he wasn't told, you know he wasn't told
about niggas up here.
I know that.
You know he's okay.
But that part stumps me too.
Cause it's like, yo dog, how long can you hold on
to some shit?
I don't know how he does it.
Forever.
What's his sign?
Cancer.
Yeah.
He's a grudge.
Like a violent cancer, a violent cancer.
For a long time, everybody, every time I do work with
somebody that knows Fifth, they said, are you willing to work with Fifth? Yes, down from Envy, down to everybody.
Yo, I got his Lamborghini here, let's do some videos. But I would tell him, I don't know if Fifth really rock with me.
I think Fifth is mad, because, you know, I interviewed Marquise, the whole thing with Premson, all this stuff.
I don't think he rocks with me, but everybody, they never give me a message back.
Then I see something where he said about skein and clue.
I'm like, what's going on?
So.
I remember that, I was there for that.
Yeah, I haven't saw 50 in years.
So when they asked me, I said,
I don't think 50 fuck with me.
Then when I saw him there, he said it,
cause they went back and told him.
And then Yayo saw me at Coney Island
and was giving me some rundown of things
that I might have done that looks a little crazy.
So when 50 saw me, he said, yo, he think I don't like him.
But I don't like the niggas that be around you.
It's just, it's a mindfuck.
Like, there's so much niggas I'd be around,
like, who could he be referring to?
But he's another one with that tick I'd be referring to.
Yeah, you say that joke.
No, no, dead ass.
What tick?
He's a brilliant thinker.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
I think that there are some people that have succeeded,
no matter whatever you put in front of them.
Some people that's just too resilient.
And with that resilience comes another side
to be able to deal with whatever's coming.
I think 50 has that.
I think Hov has that.
Some of the black people that have made it,
like past music, they funk Kanye,
they got a tick in their brain
that enables them to think differently.
They think differently.
That's what I'm saying.
50 got another thing though
that sometimes makes me uncomfortable.
And I've seen it up close when I've interviewed him and I've seen it from a distance. He's a genius. He's brilliant
in all these areas and I'm a fan. But there's a way that he wants to destroy his competition
even after he already won. That I don't sometimes like when I watch the way he still come the
pleasure he seems to be getting from watching Puff
Crumble, if I was like, yo, he just hates predators.
Cool.
But it don't feel like that.
The way he came at, comes at home, you know, on, on, on
on the recent, he only got these awards cause he's married
to Beyonce, all that shit.
It seems like there's a way that he wants to def, like-
Annihilate.
Annihilate, that's it.
He doesn't just want to win.
He wants to annihilate.
And I don't know-
They're doing things to him as well.
I can appreciate that though.
He's just doing things publicly.
Things are happening behind the scenes
when it comes to Fifth.
He's just willing to expose it.
That's Fifth thing.
That's helpful.
Because he know that you're not going to-
With him, in my opinion,
that he know that they're not going to take it
but so far when it comes to him
because he's willing to go as far as you're willing to go.
So he could just say whatever he wants.
Like, it's just,
niggas is doing funny shit behind the scenes.
Okay, that's helpful.
I'll leave it at that.
And again, none of these niggas are friends, right?
Like even through the lens,
through the lens of friendship,
I think there's some people to recognize these people,
even if I'm standing next to them, are competition Right. Until when though? That's all I'm
saying. When do you just say I won and I don't give a... I'm already home.
The people that I think he continues to talk about you never get that I won
moment because you're talking about Puff and Hove. Two of the black
billionaires that before all of this scandal. Yeah. How many instances did you get to pop out and feel like you got the better of either one of them?
But look at this real quick, Monk.
Sorry.
When he speaks about Hov, he said Hov tried to, you know, we know the story, try to prevent him from doing the Super Bowl until M stepped in.
Now with Fifth Year Queens, nigga, he's still the street.
Like he think, okay, now you being funny.
You still doing funny shit, niggas.
Past music and you still doing things to sort of either
Eliminate or remove the competition when I'm not no competition to you. They got they on two different paths to me
I think hope has that same annihilation. I agree. Yes
Low-key is a very different with the not dropping the house got better marketing. Yeah. Yes. Okay, that's fair. That might be right
Yeah, I think he's got that same every time now every time now I dropped the album
Oh dropped an album
That's fine. That is fine.
Every time.
He has done that a couple of times.
Every time, Joe.
That's nasty, son.
I know Big Face Gary and Dame.
Dame Dash got an interview out now.
I just saw it on the way over here.
Gary is telling Dame, yeah, Joe Budden was talking about
he ain't get his Rockefeller chain.
And Dame said, yeah, Hov wouldn't sign off.
Oh my God.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. And Joe, he never signed off on Joe putting the album out over there, so you can't get
a Rockefeller chain if you don't put the album out.
Did you know at the time, because Dame's whole thing was he had to be the bad guy because
he didn't want to make Hove, he didn't want to say like, Hove don't fuck with you like
that.
At the time, were you blaming Dame for not getting the Rockefeller chain and not getting
the budget and not getting the album?
No, my focus wasn't the Rockefeller chain at the time. I was trying to get off of a label that
I felt no longer suited me, which was Def Jam, or at least getting the hands of somebody that could
help me have a relationship with the distributor. So no, I was going from Def Jam under one regime
to Rockefeller. Hopefully they could get something popping over here. I wasn't thinking about a chain at all. I was trying to do music.
And the lack of movement on that?
And I knew that Dane was the one that got me on Rockefeller.
Got you. That's where I'm at. Okay.
Nice.
Yeah, Hov and I back then, yeah, we got better as the years went on.
And I put that all on me, by the way. I don't put that on him, even if he had a nefarious intent.
Like, I don't put it on him.
But you put it on you based on your growth now.
I put it on me because I was emotionally immature back then.
I was.
Like, no matter what I was feeling,
there's a proper way to go about it.
And I didn't have any of that in my 20s.
But that's the growth part, because that
doesn't negate the fact of what was being done to you
wasn't being done. It was still being done to you. Lifeate the fact of what was being done to you wasn't being done
It was still being done to you life on life things were still being done life life gone always life
That part is never never gonna be at. Yeah
I get it. It's always gonna be a point where somebody's doing some fuck shit or some situation
It said listen anything on your plate. You will it to you anything in your life. You deserve it
You brought it there. So I feel like that today. so it's not nothing with all with me and him but in
my 20s yeah yeah and it wasn't just me but what else what else what else what
else what else I think it's about that time Joe really You're... Wait a minute, yo, yo, yo. She snuck in! She snuck in! Yo, what's good, you all right?
It's time, it's about that time, right?
Yo, I swear to God, if I find out...
You're not getting none of the prize picks by the way.
If I find out she got PC, nigga, don't...
You and your distractive tactics.
If I find out she got PC, nigga, I'm...
What, a piece of prize picks?
Yeah, nigga.
Wait, doesn't everybody?
Yo, Mark, stop fucking with me.
What?
Yo, I thought...
Yo, you gotta stop fucking with me.
I came late, so I didn't understand.
I thought we all... Stop it, Mark. Stop it. Yo, Christmas bonuses. Yeah, I fucking with me. What? Yo, I thought you guys were still fucking. I came late, so I didn't understand. I thought we all.
Stop it, Mark.
Stop it.
Yo, Christmas bonuses.
Yeah, I got an email.
I got the email.
Hey.
I got an email.
I got it.
Look.
Jesus motherfucker, look.
In greats.
Yeah.
I'm in great now.
I got it.
Thank you.
Did you respond?
No.
I did. Nigga wasn't responding to my text. I ain't responding to shit. I saw it. Thank you. Did you respond? No, I did.
Nigga wasn't responding to my text.
I ain't responding to shit.
I saw it in my account, but that's nice.
I said, reply all.
Thank you.
Christmas bonuses.
I heard y'all was up here while I was gone.
Talking about something.
Yeah, man.
We holding it down.
Oh shit.
Mark's watching.
I ain't getting no email, no text.
You're new.
No, you still got one. Don't do no email, no texts. You're new.
No, you still got one, don't do that.
Look how fast you alienated me.
Wow.
Look how fast.
Workers unite, God damn.
Say something, huh, nigga?
Say something, huh, nigga, she'll get you.
Oh, she just sold me out, you sold me out two weeks ago,
she doing the same shit now.
Oh damn, how you doing me out?
I'm like, he just got it.
You said the same shit, y'all read the same script.
Yo, I'm happy you got it.
Yo, I'm hate mics and shit.
Yo, you got it, what the fuck you saying?
No, Mark, you are already an integral part of this team. Yeah. Thank you, it. I'm happy. Yo, I made my exit shit. Yo, you got it. What the fuck you say? No, Mark.
He just got here.
You are already an integral part of this team.
Yeah.
Thank you, Mel.
I appreciate it.
I feel the same way.
Thank you, thank you.
I feel like you don't got that email,
but I'm gonna look for it.
It's there.
Maybe my agent got it.
No, it's there.
Maybe my agent got it.
No, I'm saying maybe y'all sent it to my agent.
No, it's there.
Okay.
Check your account, nigga.
You got it.
Okay, you got it, all right.
All that money in there. Check your account, nigga. I ain't been there, you got it, all right. All that money in there.
Check your account, nigga.
I hate big spender niggas talking like that.
I ain't no big spender.
We was up here holding it down.
Yo.
That's hate.
Hey, yo, stop, Joe.
That is hate, y'all.
Get your judgments out quick, please.
No, niggas are killing it up here.
You're gonna wait at the wrong time
and niggas gonna be tight.
No, cause this is the room.
This is the room.
This is the room.
This is the room.
Oh, what is this? Yo. We've staged a couple times. I'm about to say. Please don't wait till it's coming. because this is the room. This is the room. This is the room.
Yo, we've staged a couple of times. I'm about to say. Please don't wait till it's coming. Start doing it. Yeah, no, no. It's the only one that hit me.
Anybody hit me. Yo, you good? Just check it out. You hope your mind, your spirit.
It's Duncan for fuck's sake. He knew you wouldn't respond. Holy shit. All right, yeah, now that's what it was.
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Actually that's what I've been doing a lot,
also during my playing hooky.
I've been shopping.
I've been shopping on fifth half.
Oh wow.
No, I always shop on fifth half, don't go. No, I always shop on 5th Ave, don't go.
No, I know what you're saying.
But during the holidays,
there's just extra white people out there.
For sure there is, a lot of white people.
There's nothing but white people out there.
I wanna let y'all know on this big broadcast
that we do here, the evil white people
during holiday shopping have effectively killed,
excuse me, for me.
No more excuse me, pardon self, pardon me.
Just pushing through.
No bumps his back.
Oh, okay.
Bumps his back.
Boom.
Yeah.
They on their phones.
They not looking up.
They not moving.
Even if they see you, they just down for the head to head collision.
They're going crazy.
Yeah, I like to punctuate that with a share the fucking sidewalk.
They won't right right as soon as I shoulder check.
Yeah, no bump bumps is back.
I'm aggressive.
I don't give a fuck.
And and and the racist whites are still out there.
And nothing lets me know that more than the elevators during
Christmas shopping. They clutch their bags? No they won't get in. It'll be
just me in the elevator a whole white family just standing there watching the
doors close. Just go black nigger. Just go, black nigger.
Just go, we'll catch the next one. I'm like, sure, like it's slow.
It's gonna be a while.
They don't give a fuck.
They don't give a fuck.
Them elevators take a long time this time of year.
Oh my Lord, yes.
But shout out to all the Christmas shoppers out there.
Yeah.
Shout out to them.
Are you guys done Christmas shopping?
No, I haven't started.
No, I haven't started.
I'm bad.
Yeah, no, I've started. I've started. I'm like, but not much
Stupid ass in Tom. I'm sending the Christmas bonuses early in case they plan on shopping early. I'm like in
tonight's I just do it
You know a nice thought very nice of him. I wasn't no no, that's a little racist
Like I wasn't assuming any of you needed the Christmas bonus to Christmas
Y'all could have just make sure they have heat for
Alright so what else is going on? I have found humility during my absence or more of
it.
Say more.
More of it. And grace as I will exhibit during this next topic when we talk about Travis
Hunter and his girlfriend. Thank you.
I am so sick of him.
Thank you. Him?
Them.
He didn't do nothing. No. I am so sick of him. Thank you. Him? Them.
He didn't do nothing, no.
I'm sick of her.
Neither did she.
What is she, this girl?
She's his girlfriend.
No, no, no, no, no.
What is she, though?
Oh, what's her nationality?
Yeah, what's her thing?
Colombian or something, some shit, probably.
I watched eight minutes of her on social media.
Me too, we'll do it.
So I was like, she's not black.
I think she's some kind of,
Hispanic. Yeah, Latin American,
Hispanic, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what it seemed like. I thought they threw
some Filipino in there somewhere too.
Oh, that could be it.
Yeah, she act like some of that in there somewhere.
She doesn't respect the black man, bro.
Man, I'm trying to have grace cause she's young.
Now fuck that grace shit.
But she's getting mistreated.
I said this last time and watching her video, I'm like-
Capes out.
Yo.
Mark don't play.
I know she look good, but Mark, fuck that.
It ain't about how she look.
Like she said, people are like, why are you sitting in that seat?
She explained, we had assigned seats.
People are like, why are you getting up?
Why didn't you get up?
Because I wanted him to have his moment.
I mean, she had a thought process that to me made sense.
Even if I wouldn't do the same thing, I think we assigned the worst motives to her
and I don't think she has bad motives.
So is her thought process immature?
Yeah!
Okay, so, cause she's young.
Yeah!
Okay, I see what you're saying.
Yeah!
When you say motive, it throws me off.
I'm not gonna, I don't think that her motive is bad.
I think sometimes you can be too concerned
with only your emotions at the wrong time.
I.e. his last game at Colorado when he put up those big numbers and she was mad that he stepped to the cheerleader.
That just may not have been the best time for that.
I don't care about the story of, yeah, he wasn't my type.
I don't care about that.
Well, she also explained the cheerleader thing.
She said it had something, her distaste wasn't for him and the cheerleader. It was that family wasn't allowed on
the field. Whatever the distaste is about, not now. I'm not saying she didn't have fair reasoning.
Just not right now. She didn't know she was being watched like that. Like she said, I don't know the
cameras were everywhere. Again, I'm not saying her
behaviors were like that. Same thing Adele said. I think they got a PR team for this whole relationship. But she's a kid though. It feels that way. I think they don't.
For real? Yeah, they probably don't. The PR team would not have allowed her to get on for eight minutes. They're not signing off on any of this shit today. They keep it at. Especially social media talking. Yeah. Then that shit at the Heisman.
Yeah.
Do I have to sit here?
Last to get up, first to sit down looks away.
Right.
Even if unintentionally, that does come off away.
Especially if you don't know what to do in those instances,
do what mom is doing.
But see, on the internet, if you're not black
and you do what black mom is doing,
people say, she raised that boy,
why are you trying to step in where the mom is?
Why are you trying to take that spot?
I feel like you can't win.
She can't wait for losing.
Then do what coach is doing.
Do what the star, all three of the people
that are most important in this moment stood up
and she sat down, but it's cool.
Let's say we give that, you get a reprieve.
Fine.
Then afterward, I'm at the Adidas.
The Adidas is throwing the function.
I just signed a big deal with Adidas.
I'm taking pictures, shaking hands, kissing babies,
and you on the couch saying,
what the fuck I'm supposed to do?
Just keep sitting here while you take pictures?
Let me answer it for you.
Yes. Yes.
That is exactly what you should do in that moment.
Again, I'm gonna give her grace because she's young.
Yes.
Like how old is she, 22?
You know, why?
She's young.
She's young.
I thought women mature faster than men.
She's young.
No, there's a difference between maturity
and knowing what to do when you're thrust
into the spotlight.
And you're not even the person that people are supposed
to be paying attention to.
You just don't have that level of sophistication yet.
All of y'all out there laughed when Brittany Renner
was talking about giving courses to college athletes
to teach them about women like her
or that she identified with once.
If there's ever somebody that needed that class,
it's a, it sure to be it.
Them.
And that's why you get a PR team
and you spend your, you invest your money
in learning how to deal with the media.
I'm not saying she's perfect.
I'm not even saying everything she did was right.
Although some stuff I think she got a bad rap for.
To me, it's just, when I look on the internet,
I hear people acting like she's a gold digger. She's trying to bring him down. She's trying to embarrass. It's like the worst
motives get attached to her. And I think we need to give her-
Well, I don't know about the gold digger part, but it is embarrassing. And you have to blame
him as well. I don't know what type of simp KB has. I do blame him as well because he's
making-
Why you gotta be a simp though?
Because he's making a lot of excuses for trash behaviors, trash behaviors. Embarrassing,
black, your mom is there. Imagine what his mom is saying to him.
Like she's supposed to be a representation of you.
You know what I mean?
Act accordingly, regardless.
Cameras is there, we let you get away with the first one.
When the second, third, fourth times now,
your behavior is inexcusable.
We can't keep giving you a pass on your behavior.
It's intentional.
You just-
I am.
You just, you just, huh?
I'ma keep giving him a pass,
cause it's like, it's one of those things where.
Not when you're getting the Heisman and all that shit
and you ask a nigga something.
Nigga like, listen, listen.
Yo, people love doofuses.
Like what can you say about somebody
that is in love with a doofus?
There's nothing you can say, you don't pick who you love.
My bitch is doofy, yo.
That's it.
Let me give you an example.
But she's my bitch.
Yeah, she's my, and y'all don't call her, I know she doofy, yo. That's it. Let me give you an example. But she's my bitch. Yeah, she's my bitch.
Y'all don't call her doofy.
I know she doofy.
She's my doof.
That's my doof.
Imagine a girl getting graduation, getting her master's or whatever, da da da da, and
niggas get up and clap for her, you just sitting there like this.
You gonna make you embarrassing her and you gonna make yourself look stupid.
That's what she's doing things that important moments of his life.
I don't respect that.
Fuck her.
Not like that.
Not fuck her, but like fuck, excuse her behavior.
I mean, have you ever been thrust into a new platform where you don't know how to behave
or where the rules and the norms are different and you look out of place and you look like
your behavior is here?
That's where I was going.
I was doing my professor thing, but I guess I'm saying like I would
think you'd have some grace.
Look, look, look, look, came before the, came before the, come on man stop, came before
the Colombian.
Listen.
No, I'm just saying like you, I would think you could relate.
No I can't.
Because you only get one pass.
Up here, like it's different.
How many, wait you only get one pass?
No, you're supposed to only get one pass in certain things.
Joe, you said you only supposed to get one pass.
And we have an edit plan up here.
I don't think there's someone up here.
You can't be talking about that.
But that's my point.
No, I'm not talking about up here,
I'm just talking about in general.
Like when it comes to up here, it's different.
You can edit this shit.
Like niggas, that's not.
No, but what I'm saying is your mistakes,
my mistakes, everybody's mistakes are earnest ones.
Like let's give her the same grace
that we would want for ourselves.
How many grace can we give her?
At 21, 22, a whole lot.
And also this is happening within a very short amount of time.
Come on, man.
You know, Travis need to holler at you.
Mel, so you give them class.
Not like that way, but you need to give them some game.
Mel would have been like this.
Heisman, this is my second one, nigga.
They took the first one from me, nigga.
Mel would have been like this, nigga. I'ma give them a chance.. They took the first one from another nigga. Never been up like this, nigga.
I'ma get them too.
Yo, Mella dipping at Chicago nigga so fast.
If you get a young, fresh, ripe Heisman award winner,
plays both sides of the ball.
Are you shitting me?
Oh, man.
Hey, Chicago BD.
Gotcha.
Lock me up, oops.
I'm giving grace.
OK, Joe, you just doing that for the kids.
There's no way, Joe.
Ain't no way.
I watch you in person.
I came up here and told Mark when he was on his brawny shit,
like, yo, these are kids.
I want to give them some type of great.
They kids, yo.
Brawny made 30 points.
And I think he's going to clip us soon,
whether he know it or not anyway.
Like, you know how sometimes you got to with the grandparents come around they gonna they know where your relationship is going
But maybe before you I don't I don't think they're gonna be I mean I don't wish it on him
I think they got a ring and a baby in it
How embarrassing it is for a girl to go online and say yo this nigga drop me off to parties and wait outside for me
To finish partying
this nigga dropped me off to parties and waited outside for me to finish partying.
What the bitch, are you crazy?
Yeah, you trying to play with my man.
Yeah, she in the news just too much.
Yeah.
Like, just go away somewhere.
It ain't about you right now.
That's why I think they got a PR team.
Might not be a good one, but I'm seeing them too much.
They got a PR team for her.
I shouldn't be seeing college kids this much.
But you're seeing them for the wrong reason.
You keep seeing her because she keeps saying stupid shit.
True.
Yeah.
She just needs to move out of the media eye for a year.
I agree to that.
Just don't say nothing.
We not here for you, yo.
We not here for you.
You come along, you the plus one.
Right.
So I ain't gonna go fuck it.
Hey yo, there's a lot of girls,
hey yo, Travis, what's his name?
Travis.
Travis, a lot of girls out there,
the OGs out there, go to Starless and one of them,
get one of them and know how to
Hold it down and treat you right and play their position. I mean think about though. He's got Deon Sanders to give him game
Right you would think that he's aware of what he's doing. He not listening
I think they got bigger fish to fry right now Deon should be thinking about draft position only true
Yeah, we'll get to your love life
Later we got his money time. She's probably doing shit that he never experienced, Paul.
Doing the twirl.
Watch me spin in real time.
No, them cultural differences be a mother fucking boy.
I ain't gonna hold you.
And you ever go to the party with your girl
that is just your girl, but it ain't like, you know what I mean?
And she going there trying to fucking act like you
with all the history of these people
and with her chest out like she done did something
just because she here with you.
Man, if you don't go get some fucking punch and sit down,
you don't know these people,
they don't give a fuck about you.
It ain't about you right now.
She gave us a whole dating history.
I dated a soccer player and I dated a such and such.
Oh, you ain't dating no niggas.
This your first nigga.
Right.
She started at the top floor too.
Like, that's the thing, like, women like that a lot of times
will only date the black dude if he's a Heisman trophy.
And that's what the internet is getting at, right?
That you only fuck with him because he's a star.
You only fuck with him because he's elite
and you're gonna take his money and leave.
That's what the world-
That is the assumption.
That's the assumption. But she's rubbing it in our faces. Like, she's not money and leave. That's what the world. That is the assumption. That's the assumption.
But she's rubbing it in our faces.
Like she's not even denying it.
She's not denying it.
I don't think that she understands what,
like the magnitude of what she's saying.
That's what I'm saying.
And how bad it sounds.
Sounds crazy.
I truly think that she has no clue.
Yeah.
Until it's out and everybody is fucking crucifying her.
That's why Ross is my man, right?
He get rid of that.
Ross break up with her right in time
for the internet to say, I told you bitch.
We just told your dumb ass a week ago.
To shut the fuck up.
That he would be out of here in a second, Ross act fast.
That's my man, he don't play.
Higher, slow, fire, fast, right?
The boyfriend experience, that used to be a thing too.
Go in there, sweep some lady off her feet
for a couple of weeks and then.
Send her back home.
Yeah.
Send her back to that white fridge.
Nasty white fridge.
Yeah, nasty shit. But thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. back to that white fridge.
But prayers, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers. And also congratulations.
Yeah, for sure. Travis was winning the Heisman.
That's crazy that we.
Oh, yeah, that part.
She's right.
Yeah, everybody's congratulating him,
with the exception of Ashton Gentry.
Who was that?
The running back that came pretty close to winning it
as well.
From, I want to say, Boise.
Yeah.
Is he upset publicly or you just saying?
No, no, no, no.
He's not upset publicly.
But this would have been the first time in a long time
that a running back won Heisman.
And if not for Travis, then he was definitely one of them.
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Was it Ricky Williams?
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He'd have to get a restraining order.
What?
Boy was built like he was sculpted.
All the athletic ability in the world, all the money.
His whole hairline in place.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Man, it's just shit, bro.
I didn't even know that.
I didn't know that was a thing.
Nigga, you don't know a lot about Mal, nigga.
She's a legend.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
Oh, did you tan?
Did you pay for the tan?
Fuck you.
Wait, what are you talking about?
Wait.
They were saying that I needed to get it.
No, you looked tanned.
I didn't get one.
Oh, OK.
Was it some type of new tanning cream?
No.
Oh, huh.
It's probably the lights in Mark's basement.
Maybe, possibly.
Because last time, look, we saw a little black mark on her hand last episode.
It was self-tanner.
Of course.
I said, you got dirt.
I said, you got dirt on your hand.
She was like this, wiping it.
He asked me if I was bleaching.
No.
It was too tall.
I said, oh shit, her whole hand is like,
but these dark spots.
Because Mel don't apply makeup for where she going.
Like, she just, it's her bathroom.
All right.
No.
All right.
All right.
It looks great.
I didn't even know self tan lotion.
What?
You smoked junk.
I'm not doing that.
These lights is different.
Like, these lights is like, oh shit.
That's all right.
She was self tanning. I didn't even know that was a thing. But. That's all right. She was self tanning.
I didn't even know that was a thing,
but she was really self tanning.
Self tan lotion.
Mark, did you get the email?
Did you find the email?
I still have not gotten it.
Why I got paid, man?
I'll do that.
Look, we gon' find, you'll know, next break.
You called speed?
Then there were three, right.
Man, yo, I've been really fascinated
by this daddy Yankee shit too, man.
Since we talking about girlfriends.
Although that's his wife, right?
Soon to be ex.
Soon to be ex.
So it can't be soon enough for him, I'm sure.
She withdrew allegedly, reportedly $80 million from his record label bank account.
They're on their way to a divorce and he, she withdrew $80 million.
That's wild.
That was me, it would have been,
hoop that I got so lean.
I'm not playing with you.
What?
Record label money too.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is crazy, you know, cause he just sold his masters.
He just made like, I think 300 million,
some shit like that.
Wow.
Oh my God.
And he just had that just sitting like in a regular bank account. Well, that's the first thing I think 300 million, some shit like that. Oh my God. And he just had that just sitting
in a regular bank account.
Well, that's the first thing I didn't understand.
How is $80 million that accessible?
What do you mean in a regular bank account?
Where should it be?
Well, there's estates, trusts, Cayman Islands, offshore.
At least a good CD, something.
Yeah.
I feel like he was Floyd Mayweather
and it just had that shit in the Santander.
You might have had both.
I'm about to say, if you got 3 of a hundred of it could go over there.
True.
It's just the FDIC don't ensure it past what?
A million.
A million too many some shit like that.
It just seems like a very unsafe unproductive way to use your money.
But I ain't got that kind of money so I don't know the fuck I'm talking about.
But it just seemed weird to me.
That's crazy.
Eighty million dollars.
So I'm gonna notice. I have for sure. Oh I would notice. I'm gonna notice.
I would notice. I would notice. I check my bank account every two hours, every four hours.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Me too.
Thank you.
Why?
Thank you, huh?
Flip understates.
Gotta make sure of some shit, man.
Shit happens.
Why are y' on doing that?
It might be like poor people shit.
Yeah.
See, I don't check line
and I think that's the poor people shit.
Nah, I check it.
No.
Cause you're like scared to look at it.
I have trouble from being like.
I'm in Parks camp.
Oh.
I'm in Parks camp.
Really?
Yeah.
You may get a big check
and then you check it again,
this chunk of the shit,
you're like, where the fuck did that go?
Like you just gotta check it just to make chunk of the shit, you're like, where the fuck did that go? Like you just gotta check it
just to make sure things are safe.
I'm a perpetual, nigga, I don't even do auto bill pay
because I'm scared.
Like every month.
Who's paying your bills?
Me.
I'm just saying I don't want auto deduction
because I'm scared there's gonna be a moment
where my shit is fucked up and it's gonna,
Verizon calls me like, your call has been rerouted.
Oh shit.ed every month.
Not because I ain't got the money, but because I'm scared to have auto pay.
Mark, you have to stop paying your own bills.
What are you doing?
Wait, hold on. Do you replenish your easy pass through auto pay?
That's the one thing I do because I drive, you know, that's the one thing.
They'll fuck you. Oh, really?
Yeah. Easy passes.
They literally had like a lawsuit against them.
See, and that's the shit I'm talking about.
I trust one motherfucker and look what happens.
I've never, yeah, I've checked my account like three times since we've been recording.
Why are you doing that?
Because the shit could go somewhere.
Somebody could say, ah, apparently a bonus was coming in.
I just checked my shit just now.
He was like, refresh, no bonus.
Refresh, no bonus.
Right.
I love learning.
Next refresh we'll call an Uber. He was like, refresh, no bonus. Refresh, no bonus. Right.
I love learning.
Next refresh we'll call an Uber.
Yeah.
How long it take to get out this motherfucker, man?
Y'all crazy as hell.
Yeah, no, I'm scared.
But do you ever think that what you saw there
two hours ago is not about to be there?
That's my worry.
That's my perpetual worry.
And I don't have any reason to think that,
except it could.
You just never know what happens.
You never know. Somebody takes your money, somebody hits some internet scams, some shit happens. I don't have any reason to think that except it could. You just never know what happens. You never know.
Somebody takes your money, somebody hits some internet scams, some shit happens.
I don't know.
I just want to check it.
My wife has access to it.
I'm not worried about her taking the money.
It's our money.
She can do what she wants with the money.
As long as I know where it went, I'm okay.
But it can't go nowhere where I don't know.
And I'm going to check it every couple hours.
In fact, talking right now has me uncomfortable.
So you don't have like life lock?
I don't even know what that is.
Ain't that the shit when you fall over?
That's when you fall down and you gotta press the button.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
And press the button on the screen.
You can't get up.
You're big now.
That's LifeAlert, you fucks.
What's LifeLock?
LifeLock is a service that basically kind of ensures that-
Well you got a LifeLock ad first?
Yeah, but this is like a first.
No, no, no, I know.
Put your voice, you put your cameo voice on it.
Yo, she really did.
I'm glad you asked. first. No, write it down. But it's basically a service that basically that high or sorry alerts
you if there is some weird activity going on. Yeah. If your information gets put out there.
Yeah. I got on the dark web. I got all them. I got, I got credit secure life. I got all them.
I got like four of them. I probably spend like a secure life. I got all in check. I like four of my price been like Come on. I was a much just on alerts
Yeah, you're really mad man and woman paranoid fucking terrified
We've got money like yes y'all are and stop enough cuz it was no pocket watching while I was gone. Don't do it now
Nobody to watch
There's nobody to watch. You don't leave my fucking watch.
Everyone not pocket watching.
I'm just saying that you feel-
Are you crazy?
I get to pocket watching every time I see one of them little late night rooms, Mark
be doing, Mark with Jessica Vance's talking about the laws in Egypt and how they gonna-
I'm like, oh, you back at it.
With my tin can.
He don't play about that shit.
What else? What else, what else,
what else Luigi represented by wife of Diddy's lawyer?
Is it too soon to say I like this guy a little bit?
No, everybody's been expressing the same thing.
He's also a hero.
He's a hero.
Tell me about it.
To the people, to the people.
No, he is, how could he not be?
He found the one functioning city bike.
And got to PDA on that shit.
That nigga got a city bike, went through Central Park, and then he just got hungry.
But why McDonald's?
That seems like the worst place to fucking go.
No, it seems actually pretty smart.
I'd be at Perkins, I'd be at White Castle,
I'd be at some place that has a little less. Lot of volume. Somewhere not corporate is where I would be. I figure, yeah, smart. Like a bodega?
Yeah. Getting a chopped cheese or something? Yeah, cause they know, probably ain't never calling nobody. Never.
They could know you're the person they're not gonna call. Never. That's why I went wrong.
I probably just felt like I'm in an obscure town.ona Yeah, like who's supposed to see somebody out there except for the one McDonald's worker that sees you and then they say all right
We still not paying you
We still not giving you your reward money. It's gonna be split three ways
How much was the reward 60 grand? Oh that'd make it
Yeah, I'm gonna get tell yeah
He ain't gonna get the whole thing because there's two people that saw him first.
So it's gonna be split two ways.
20,000 is enough to snitch a nigga you don't know.
Nigga snitch for a whole lot less.
I'm negotiating.
Well, first of all, I'm not doing nothing for 20 grand.
One.
Two, I'm negotiating contingent upon what they did.
Like how bad do you want this person if I got the answer?
He right over there, I can tell you.
That's the same vote for him.
That company, they make a lot of money over there.
Yeah.
Think that they would, you know what I mean?
That's a solid point.
But that's how the healthcare companies is.
They made $300 billion.
We'll give you 20,000 if you tell us who killed him.
Luigi being villainized and Danny Penny being big upped.
Right.
It's some sick shit.
Well, I don't think Luigi's really being villainized people are praising louis. Not the people that matter
Oh guys, you say the fans the fans. Yeah, yeah
Twitter love them. Do you think it's conspiracy issue?
Issa was here talking about it's the greatest conspiracy ever that he's not really the guy and that there was a whole thing
Listen while I was, takes were getting off.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm super appreciative and grateful to each member for the job that they did. Let it out, man. Some things was getting on. Yo, that tin foil shit. Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Thank y'all for upholding the fabric of this thing.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
But, um, what was he saying?
Luigi.
Luigi.
And whether he did it or not.
The alleged criminal.
No, I don't, I don't. I don't.
I don't think it's conspiracy.
Yeah, I don't think he's a criminal mastermind either.
I think he's a it's a it's a couple of things.
Like I think he's a white guy.
Like if you do the same crime with the same technology, you get caught.
You don't make it. You don't make it to Herald Square.
But a white guy on a city bike isn't going to get caught in the same way.
I think his whiteness got him through.
I think he's a tech genius. He's an engineer.
He knew how to make a weapon.
He knew how to make all that shit.
That don't mean you know how to run from the cops.
He was just calm and poised in that situation. That's it. Like sometimes other people, if
it was one of us, went back shot more, started running. Yeah, we would have stood over and
ran something. I'm joking. But in that situation, one thing that stuck out to me is how calm
he was in the situation. Like he wasn't, he wasn't nervous, it didn't appear to be,
he wasn't erratic, he just went by the garbage,
comfortable, took a bike, he rode slowly.
I'll tell you one thing, I was looking for him
when the cops was looking for him
to challenge him to a Monopoly game.
Who the fuck you think you are, nigga?
Fuck you think you are running around
with Monopoly money in your backpack,
like you built like that.
I'll smoke your fucking boots in Monopoly. Joe, stop. This nigga. Lot of niggas don't think you can play. with Monopoly money in your backpack like you build like that smoke your fucking boots in Monopoly
He's about to anger me it don't matter but he had Monopoly money in his bag like dog don't play with me
I'll find you I'll come find you with the board and we can get to it
There was there was a conversation that was had while you were gone
I'm trying to raise my blood pressure
Yeah, I'm not yeah. And I'm trying not to raise my blood pressure. Go ahead. We'll go to Spades. Yeah, I'm not even gonna go to Monopoly.
I'm gonna go to Spades, right?
Cause I don't pretend to be a great Monopoly player
cause I'm an adult.
But-
Oh shit.
What is it?
Shoot the lanterns, I'll get you nigga.
No, I don't know.
But Spades,
I'd simply made a claim that I did,
I was a very good Spades player.
I feel like you said that you were the greatest spades player.
When I said the part I said I'm the best space player he's ever met like in real life.
Like I'm sure there's people on tv or in some Olympic shit but like
I'm special. I'm special.
And I went and Twitter and I had an engagement about it and then this dude jumps in and
I don't look like a space player?
No you know what's funny about him? What the fuck does a don't look like a space plane. No, you know what's funny about them?
What the fuck is a space player look like like you they not like us
They not like us this guy cuz then he's on Twitter saying yeah of all the people up there
I believe Jay one probably could play cuz he went to a HBC you
Like he said that I'm talking for my opponents
I'm not saying you can't play but you will never I won't ever be on the same team about anything.
I shouldn't be inserted into this foolishness.
I think you should be able to get off
whatever lies you wanna get off on the broadcast.
I was more ashamed of the crew,
or specifically Ice and Ish.
Or maybe they know something about you that you don't know.
Which would be?
That you're not as good as you think you are.
Mark, you're making a grave mistake.
This is not like the basketball thing.
No, I think you have a better chance at that.
You maybe have a shot there.
I was about to say, you have a shot at basketball.
Wait, hold on.
Didn't that date pass?
No, no, no.
We're doing it January.
He had an emergency.
No, not true.
That was not a date.
We was booking gyms.
The gym was always booked for January. I'm sorry that they didn't let gyms. We booked, gym was always booked for January.
I'm sorry that they didn't let y'all know that,
but it's booked for January.
That's probably my bonus email.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I couldn't believe they let you sit up there
and say that in any set that I'm a part of.
I'm sure you're a fine space player.
Seriously, I think you are as good
as the average person at space.
Oh shit.
I'm just telling you that you can't beat me.
Mark, how much money have you played for?
I don't know. I don't really gamble at Spades.
This video gets tricky.
No, I ain't gonna lie to you. I don't really gamble at Spades.
Spades ain't a gambling game for me. It's a shit talking game.
Because you don't want to take other people's money.
No, it's not even that. I'm not even going to...
Look at you.
We just talk shit when we play Spades. I never...
Spades ain't something I would do from
Big Jokers, Little Jokers, to a Diamond, to a Spade.
But we can play Black man, you know, higher.
You know what I mean?
Or we could just throw him out and say, no, no top.
No, no big face cards.
We could do whatever you want.
I spoke to my partner about you.
So that was the other thing.
I spoke to my partner.
He texted, so he texted me and says,
I just left my partner.
Now on Instagram, you had just left
a seven year old birthday party.
Yeah.
So happy birthday to my baby.
I love you.
Big legs.
Here.
Is that your partner?
Oh, no.
My dad's my partner.
Oh, nigga, it's over.
I'm comfortable.
I'm comfortable.
We're fine.
We're fine.
Yo, let's set it up.
You're talking too much.
Those are playing words. No, no, playing with your dad is beautiful.
It's a great, just the two of us moment.
I got cards right there.
I will play for him, I don't mind playing for money.
I'm not even gonna call pops.
Can I plug this in?
It's right there.
Is this Marcus?
Yes it is.
Hey Marcus, it's Joe Budden, man.
How you doing?
I got the number saved, I'm doing great.
What's going on? Nothing much, man. Happy holidays to you and your family. Happy holidays to Budden, man. How you doing? I got the number saved. I'm doing great. What's going on?
Nothing much, man.
Happy holidays to you and your family.
Happy holidays to you, too, man.
Give me get some money, man.
Listen, I'm calling you.
I got a really disrespectful co-host
who is not only challenging me to a spade game,
but once I told him that my partner is my dad, he laughed and said,
I'm not worried about y'all at all. Now this guy, I've never seen him play. I don't know
if he played for money. I don't know. I don't know, but I'm just calling you. So maybe you
could tell him that this is a bad idea. Cause I ain't seen you in years, right? Yeah, it's been a while. Actually, before you took off to the moon, yo.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Congratulations, man.
Thank you, man. Thank you.
So can you just tell him as being, like,
one of my former victims?
Oh, no.
Wow.
You asked me to do you a favor
of coming at me with this.
All right, I apologize.
There you go.
I apologize
But I mean just tell him what what type of trees barking up at least I
Mean if he's a smart man, he won't put no money up. Let's you got to lose
If he's a sharp guy
If you like throwing money in the garbage can just might as well burn it which he may which he may But he also said he don't really play for money.
He's like one of them guys that play for fun.
He went to HBCU, so he think he like me.
Oh, he's a young buck.
He's older.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, about 46.
It's his birthday today, actually.
Oh, it's his birthday?
Yeah, whoop his ass for his birthday.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yo, Marcus, if you played Joe right now, who would win?
You or him?
You said what?
If you played Joe right now with Space, your squad versus his squad, who would win? You or him? You said what? If you played Joe right now in space,
your squad versus his squad, who would win?
I have to be honest with you, I mean,
I'm out the game a little bit, I don't play as much, so.
We ended him.
Kill me right now.
We ended him.
Me and my partner came to his place of work
and ended him never to be seen again.
Listen, that's false premises, right?
That's not the truth right there.
This whole shit sounds shaky. That's not authentic, but you know premises, right? That's not the truth right there. This whole shit sounds shaky.
That's not authentic.
But you know what, Joe?
I know you and Jeroz, you have to block to me.
You know how I live.
You know how I live.
You know how I live.
You know how I live.
You know how I live.
I'm gonna bring a partner to meet you over there.
And you can't play with your father
because you and your father got too much.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
They cheat.
I already know they cheat. Talking across the board too much. I don't know what the fuck is going on. They cheat. I already know they cheat.
Talking across the board and shit.
I don't think they cheat.
I won't call it cheating.
I just think they know each other very well
where you know.
That's why I am.
That if I leave with this, you know what they do.
It's like a mental thing.
It's not just.
That's just being good at spades.
I can live with that.
It's just they got that spades connection.
That's telepathy.
I wouldn't want to play with him and the father. You're gonna lose. I'm, I can live with that. They got that Spades connection. That's telepathy. I wouldn't want to play with him in the fall,
or you're gonna lose.
I'm, I'm, I'm.
That's it, that's all, hey Marcus.
Thank you Marcus.
That's all I called you for, my brother, man.
Hey.
I'm always needing some tickets and stuff,
you know I still, I'm in a game.
No, no, I know, I hear you getting money too.
We gonna talk about it.
You know what, I've been doing that for a while, man.
Just didn't start happening yesterday, but.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
That's been going on. But we gonna talk football Sunday. Let's get to it one of these days. 100%, happening yesterday, boy. My bad, my bad, my bad. That's been going on.
But we gonna talk football Sunday.
Let's get to it one of these days.
100%, all right, boy.
Love you, bro.
So that's like Luigi's lawyer.
I feel,
I feel even better.
Now let's bet it.
All right, we can leave it.
Now let's bet it.
We won, I won a war.
He basically said you and your dad talk across the board
and you can beat him only because he's been out the game.
All right, don't worry about it, I'm gonna fix you.
Say less, say less, don't worry about it.
Game night, game night, my crib, monopoly, spades,
whatever the fuck y'all wanna play, what else you play?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry.
Connect four, what else you do?
What other little kid ass games do you turn into?
Right here.
Uno.
Uno, Uno.
I'm good at uno.
I'm good at uno too, but I ain't play uno.
I wouldn't brag about my uno skills.
Even though at my family house,
I try to walk in the cousin room
and get acquainted with some of the younger cousins.
They in there playing uno.
They go, get me, deal me in.
They playing a new uno, where you could just,
it's blank cards where you just write the consequence.
So they was fucking me up. Switch cards with him switch hands with him pick up the deck. It's like
Do you play space no Mel do you play space no, no, she's what I'm withdrawing
Yeah, I'm just gonna find a I can say I can get anybody to be my partner
I'm saying anybody who knows the rules in a solid
and I'm a win.
I've already said, say less, my brother.
We gonna work it out.
Somebody say, say less, Monday.
He not talking about the wrestling world.
Yeah, we gonna work it out.
Say less, we good.
We've heard enough.
Anything else on Luigi?
No.
I can't wait for the docs.
I wanna see. That I'm ready for.
I wanna see the scripted joint.
I wanna see the guy who gets to play Luigi.
Is he still fighting?
Like that Aaron Hernandez shit.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Is he still fighting his extradition to New York?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Trying to think of who would play Luigi.
That's what I'm saying.
I could see the dude from the night of.
The night of?
He's Pakistani.
So?
So?
The Scarface was white.
Fact.
Reverse it.
I wanna see a doc about how many people
have, how many people are from Project Innocence
have killed somebody afterward.
Oh shit.
That's bad. I think my first episode off it was like hey this guy from project
Hey, wait a second really nigga locked up a 24 years came home and killed somebody over $1400 worth of cocaine
Yeah, I was bad choice and a settlement come on project. He's more 41 million
I don't remember how much you won. It was
They say 40% of people death row is
Guilty yeah, so he just was part of the 60 sounds like
They swing and missed on that one fucking Jason Bateman tricked me into watching some shit on Netflix
What some chick or carry on I watched it? I like it's like the airport version of phone booth, okay
Jason Bateman is
Doing some shy Steve shit in the airport and he's conned the TSA worker into helping him against his will
I watched it. Hey good actors in it.
It wasn't bad though, Joe.
I didn't say it was bad.
I watched the whole thing.
It was compelling, but it was a bad Jason Bateman movie.
It was like Jason Bateman picking roles during the pandemic.
It wasn't his normal Jason Bateman type role, but I liked it.
Mark, you have so much more than you need to watch before you watch fucking Carry On. It wasn't his normal Jason Bateman type role, but I liked it. I liked it.
Mark, you have so much more than you need to watch before you watch fucking Carry On.
The thing I've learned on this pod is I haven't seen things.
Mark has not seen The Sopranos.
Not a fucking episode.
He hasn't seen Green Mile, Shawshank, Game of Thrones.
Wait, when did Green Mal make it to the list of things you had to see?
That's not exactly what I called it again.
Mel says it's one of the greatest movies of all time.
That's a good movie. Mel, that tracks. No, no, no. That's not what I said. Mel says it's one of the greatest movies of all time. That's a good movie.
That tracks.
No, no, no, that's not what I said.
You said it's in your top 50, right?
I said it's in my top, that's not even top 50,
it's top five.
Wow.
Of my personal.
Green Mal is not in your top five.
It should be the whole time.
Listen, you fucking jaded, cynical motherfuckers.
Yes, it is.
It is a beautiful story that covers all of these themes
that affect the human experience
and condition.
He died at the end.
Nigga, I didn't see it.
Fucking asshole.
I've been waiting 20 years to watch it.
I'm about to say it's 20 years old.
By now you kind of missed it then.
You didn't see Shawshank with them.
I was going to watch Shawshank this weekend.
I'm mad you still ain't watching.
I had to skip 10.
I was on the road.
I was trying to get you.
We were going around the room.
The soprano is a shocking.
That's crazy.
I realized I was going to be on the road.
I was going to be on the road.
I was going to be on the road. I was going to be on the road. I was going to be on the road. I was going I was on the road. I was trying to get you. We're going to this room.
The sopranos are shocking.
That's crazy.
I realized what it was after being here for a while.
Because it sounds like I was in jail or something.
But what it was is that when I was working on my PhD,
I was like, I can't fall.
Oh, you're going to drop me that game.
No, no, no.
That's what it was.
It came out between.
It was a little too busy being a doctor.
From 2001 to 2005, I didn't watch shit.
So everything that came out during that period,
I just missed.
Guy kept trying to figure out like gladiator.
All the shit y'all talking about
all came out in the same window.
The Sopranos I want to watch, but I just came in too late.
I didn't watch The Wire until 2010.
Like it was-
I watched The Wire late too.
Yeah.
I watched Sopranos and The Wire late,
but that was still, it's been like 25 years.
I didn't know Sopranos was that good.
It is.
I'm watching it again.
Where does it rank among like the best?
One of the greatest shows of all time.
A lot of people have it like one.
A lot of people.
I don't know if I do, but not The Wire.
I would think it wouldn't even be one among HBO shows.
Yes, it is.
A lot of people have it there.
Yes, it is.
Really?
Above Succession, Above The Wire, Above All That, Above Game of Thrones?
I've never watched Game of Thrones. Thank you. Except for The Red Wedding.
And I watched the last season when they started putting Coca-Cola bottles in all their ass.
That was funny.
Wait, so none of y'all else got like a show or a movie that's like embarrassing that you haven't seen?
No. No. I don't think so.
No, I've seen everything that's embarrassing that you haven't seen? No. No. I don't think so.
No, I've seen everything that's culturally relevant.
You know what I watched-
You're a real piece of shit, you know that?
You know what I watched this weekend?
I watched the Christopher Reeve story, Superman story.
I watched it.
That tracks.
That's Doc.
It was a nice Doc.
Hey, you watch yourself.
That's exciting. That's hey. I want to give respect to the rest of the piece of his wife, man. She's a nice dog. Hey, hey, you watch yourself. That's exciting.
That's hey, I want to give respect to the rest of the piece
of his wife, man.
She was a strong woman, man.
I took some things from that.
How strong she was, the white woman
was dedicated to her husband.
A lot of people.
A lot of people left him after he became a quadriplegic.
He was fucked up.
He couldn't move.
I left with the flu.
Right.
Oh.
That's what I'm saying.
Hey, yo, hey, I wanted to tweet, yo, shout out to Dana,
but then I realized she passed away as well.
She did.
His wife passed away.
I wanted to shout out how strong she was.
You can still shout out.
You can shout her out.
Shout out.
No, no, she passed away.
It wasn't land.
I'm sure her family would appreciate it.
Salute to Miss Dana.
You think people that passed away can't hear shit?
Nah, she can't hear nothing, man.
She might be in this room.
Yeah, I'll stop it with that.
Come on, I don't like that.
Back to the hats.
Back to the hats again.
It's okay.
It's okay.
What else? What else? What else?
Travis Hunter, he got a pass.
Everybody gets a pass from me today.
I don't have nothing, no smoke for nobody, for real.
Look what a little vacation does for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's humble.
It's kind of jittery. Everything is cool, man.
Peaceful.
Yeah, it's nothing to be.
I ain't letting this job
fuck my blood pressure up again.
Fuck this shit.
Very humbling.
And there's left this, Mark, you're doing great.
Good.
Amazon hires Taylor Rooks to lead, not the NBA pregame.
The Amazon pregame show.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, for NBA though.
For the NBA.
Yeah.
Well they get it next year. Shout out to Taylor Rooks, man. Oh yeah. For NBA though. For the NBA. Yeah.
They get it next year.
Shout out to Taylor Rooks, man.
For sure.
That has made a lot of men very happy.
I am so proud of her.
Because of her acumen.
She's amazing.
She's very good.
She's very good.
She's gifted.
Yeah, but we shouldn't just do this through the male gaze.
Yeah.
I mean.
We shouldn't just do this through the male gaze.
Growth.
That's that growth you're talking about.
Oh, no. She look good. Growth. That's that growth you're talking about.
She look good.
And she's great in her job.
Yeah, I don't want to objectify.
I'll just say, yes you do.
Male gaze.
It'll help.
Yeah, she's so talented, man.
And I've known her since she was working at, I think Yahoo.
You know everybody, nigga.
God damn, I think Yahoo. I used to- You know everybody, nigga. God damn, all my-
She used to come to the-
All the ladies.
You were supposed to think that you just,
she in your bag?
She's like my little-
See how this shit works for you, nigga?
Wait, hold up.
Here it comes.
She's like my little sister.
Yeah, I know.
I used to use that.
And that's my sister.
Except for Mel.
But that's my sister.
That old school shit, nigga.
You late to the party.
No, really, like Taylor is the homie.
Because she younger than you, right?
You was a professor?
I'm like probably, I don't know, I'm probably 15 years older than Taylor.
That shit angle, that professor angle.
She used to come to Sixers games, you know, doing some, you know, and I watched her do
the grind from like-
Yeah, she grew up, she grew up.
Yeah.
Seeing her journey.
I watched her journey.
That's important.
Yeah, no. And I, and I, she actually was friends with my, one of my exes and-
Oh, oh.
Yeah.
That tells us a lot.
Clap it up for that.
And yeah, so she was always like the little sister to homie, but like watching her grind
and get better at the craft.
You're just more proud of her.
So proud.
The grind.
You're a freaky ass nigga.
I'm happy for Taylor too.
Congratulations to Taylor Rooks, friend of the show.
We absolutely love her.
And shout out to Amazon for promoting black talent.
That's the point.
How about that part?
And think about when we were watching the NBA back in the day when it was like Peter
Vesey and like all these-
Marv Albert.
Marv Albert.
And now you got Malika Andrews doing some stuff on ESPN, the Daily NBA Show.
Whatever you think.
I'm just saying to see black women in positions of power in sports and visible positions as
well.
I want to see them behind the scenes as producers, but also on camera.
That's a beautiful thing.
That's a lot of growth, man.
We would have never seen that 20 years ago.
Jo- Well, I educated them on last pod about Jane Kennedy. Oh the legendary they know Jane. You know, they did not know
But then I also told them how
Angela Davis, oh, I don't know then I yeah exactly. She got shot on miss fat booty. She can't she look like Jane Kennedy
No, that's what most was talking about.
Okay, well then I also educated them
on what destroyed her career.
Indeed.
We don't need to rehash it.
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
We did it.
Married people in the building,
who was the ghetto side of the family at the wedding?
Mine.
Oh, mine for sure.
My side. Okay. How about you? In the event that we are married?
Uh no. Like if there were a wedding who'd be the who'd be the... I'd probably plead the fifth.
Pleading the fifth is probably the best shit to do. It is. In the world. In this instance. I told my I told my girl my answer though. She knows who I think will be together. But don't do it publicly. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what we did, but we're gonna do a wedding. Oh, you're going like after the fact. Yeah, we're gonna do one probably
In the next 12 months, okay
Yeah, we we we we did like we got married because we wanted to be married and all of that
And but it's like we want we want a real ceremony. So here our destination. That's the
That's what we've been going back and forth about
You know, I would like something small simple in a way That's what we've been going back and forth about.
I would like something small, simple, in a way.
But my mother's older.
My mother's older, some other stuff.
So we may end up doing something here in the States.
So we're really on the fence about it.
Why?
What you thinking?
Oh, no.
I'm laughing. My family had some type of
family reunion recently in Tampa. I guess we lost the vote to have it in South Carolina where my
aunt, my aunt's older aunt's 90, 91, 92 are. And they made my fucking 90 year old aunt go to Tampa.
And they made my fucking 90 year old aunt go to table. Oh shit.
I'm gonna fuck my family up.
So listening to you talk about the moms being older
and the destination where it just made me think of my aunt
and how old people get it bad.
They just make them track.
Yeah.
They don't give a fuck.
That's fucked up.
They don't give a fuck.
Where was your wedding?
Upstate.
Upstate?
That's part of what we think about.
And Mel, if y'all end up continuing the progress
that y'all are progressing on,
what are y'all gonna do?
What?
If y'all continue down this path
of love and bliss that you're on right this second.
You ain't been in Chicago in months.
I don't know how it's.
You don't know where I've been.
Yes I do.
I track you. You have not been to Chicago. Mel is g don't know how it's you don't know where I've been. Yes, I do I track you
Chicago
He's been here he's been here
I told my whole text message name when she had when she was feeling free and loose on the pod
She was texting mad messages and her phone was leaning in.
You better believe I read it.
I was all in her business, guy.
Keep guys in there, I'm with you.
Isn't that one of the downsides of being the only woman
in this male dominated fucking workplace
is that niggas is in your love affair business.
Yeah, we in your business, cause we love you.
It's okay.
I don't think she loves it.
We ain't gonna let no nigga talk, cause he an actor. I ain't asked her about okay. I don't think she loves it. We ain't gonna let no nigga talk, cause we an actor.
I ain't asked her about it, I don't think she loves that.
Sag after, you think you're letting a nigga
just come around trying to be down?
No nigga.
It's okay.
It's all good, but in terms of weddings,
I like the idea of a destination wedding,
but there's another half that I have to.
Barbados?
Maybe, yeah.
That sounds too expensive already.
It does sound very expensive.
Very expensive.
We think in Puerto Rico.
Yeah.
There you go.
Nice and simple.
There you go.
On the Peter Pan.
On the Peter Pan.
Peter Pan play?
Yeah.
Fuck all that.
What else is important, unimportant?
I don't care.
We can talk about anything.
Everyone feel free and loose.
Don't call for it, nigga.
Don't call out for the loose.
Don't call out for the loose.
Don't call out for the loose. Don't call out for the loose. Don't call out for don't call for it nigga like you don't call don't call out for the
looseness let it happen organically you know we know this cuz I'm still waiting
for you to I'm not doing it you got to I know you want me to do it cuz you you
fancy like how my brain looks at this stuff but I ain't doing it I'm
appreciative I'm appreciative.
I got away with a lot of books.
I'm appreciative and grateful to each member
of this podcast for the job that they did.
There was a lot of books.
In my ass.
Nigga, what?
Nigga was getting shit off.
Yo, you talk about Ice and Ish with the tin foil hat on
about Luigi.
Mine is more so on about the drones over Jersey.
I was wondering if you've seen some drones.
Yes.
What?
I don't know this story.
What?
I mean, Mark.
Not even the drones?
You didn't hear about...
Are you serious?
Man, text Angela Ryan.
Man, what you been doing?
I've been single for the last five days.
Oh.
I don't, I didn't watch the news.
I didn't do anything.
You are the news.
I was on the run.
I didn't look at the TV.
I didn't do shit. Mark, there's drones, there on the run. I didn't look at the TV. I didn't do shit.
Mark, there's drones, there's unidentified drones.
He was faithful, right?
Yeah, I didn't do nothing.
It sounded like, all right.
No, I'm just saying, I was taking advantage of it.
When I get five days away
and don't see the TV on the phone, I'm dead.
I mean.
But he had a baby strapped to him.
I had a baby, yeah, I was, I was parent.
I remember saying, I was like room service, drinking, chilling, PlayStation, all the faithful marriage.
Just to let Mel know.
You can cheat with the baby.
As a matter of fact, it might actually help.
The baby can be faster.
Yeah, the baby will help you get it off.
But that's still on my mark, just in general.
Yeah, I don't do that.
Okay, so you don't know about drones flying over New Jersey for several weeks.
Unidentified drones been flying over Jersey every night for several weeks.
Oh is that why y'all was talking about aliens and shit on the guidelines week?
Yes.
It went right over my head.
It's mad drones and then you know the police, FBI, a lot of you, a lot of law enforcement
are saying they don't know what it is,
they don't know where it's coming from,
but they're on it, they're trying to identify
where it's coming from, but there's some shit going on.
And the 10-4 hat people probably think
it's aliens and some shit.
Yes. Or something.
Yeah. Or something.
But I heard that somebody said that she spoke
to somebody from the Pentagon,
and they were saying they were looking,
something pertaining to Gamma.
Is it the record label?
No, not Gamma.
Gamma Ray or something like that, something to that.
That sounds like bullshit.
Let me find out.
You guys talk about it, I'll find out.
Trump came out and was like,
the government knows what's going on
and they're not telling nobody.
Now I didn't vote for Trump,
but this is one of the reasons I appreciate him.
Right.
Because he gonna come out and say, it's China.
For sure.
He gonna come out and just kind of say some shit he wasn't supposed to say.
I also listened to some experts, some people that work with drones and have military contracts.
They were saying that they, and not their expert opinion, they don't claim to be experts,
and they don't want to spread misinformation
like I'm about to do,
but they were saying they don't believe
that these are evil drones.
They just feel like the government
knows where these drones are coming from.
He felt like the drones were coming to smell something.
Yeah, so they're tracking.
Because there is no reason for,
he says a drone can't really see anything in the nighttime
So there is no reason to send a drone out in the nighttime unless you're in search of a person or a thing
So what I got and he thought that that was a single it I said
These are drones tracking gamma rays linked to possible WMDs in a massive counter-terror operation. Oh
See that y'all got WMDs in a massive counter-terror operation. Oh, see that? Y'all got WMDs in Jersey?
I don't think it's fair that Jersey gets the drones first.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
I was unshocked by that.
Why?
Jersey seems like a good first place for aliens to take in this American life.
It's so uninteresting.
Maybe that's why.
Interesting yet uninteresting at the same time. Yeah. Yeah
I feel like we pay too much in taxes to have to deal with this first
And Delaware's right there
Like if there were ever a test ground
Test over here
Nobody on another police officer trying to shoot at the drone in Jersey
They didn't put nobody on another police officer trying to shoot at the drone in Jersey.
They got officers, a big officer trying to shoot at the drone.
And it's not, you're not gonna hit the drone.
Then they had a meeting in Jersey with all the officials.
Yeah, they did.
They called an emergency meeting.
I would play the clip, but it's extremely long.
And they called them to the meeting to say,
we don't know shit.
So some of the officials left the meeting
and tore their ass up.
I traveled three hours to this bullshit
for you to say you have no idea what this is.
One of them was like, he was flying a helicopter
and one of the drones, a few of the drones came up
on his helicopter and he retreated because he was afraid.
They asked him.
They asked him, they're big.
Some of them are roomy to be six feet.
Oh shit.
These are not fucking drones.
These are not drones.
What are they?
Talos war.
They're UFOs.
See, there's some of that shit
y'all was doing while I was going.
That's not gonna, that's not gonna.
Nobody knows what the rest they are.
What is your basis?
What is your basis?
The fact that everybody's acting fucking stupid
and every law enforcement agency is claiming like,
we don't know what it is.
No, y'all motherfuckers know what it is
and you don't wanna deal with mass hysteria.
No, but sometimes, but man.
I mean, they are UFOs, but that's, man.
But yeah, but sometimes the higher-ups
don't communicate with local law enforcement, man.
The FBI and Homeland,
they're not communicating with local law enforcement.
That's my point, is that they know what it is,
and they're not telling us, because they don't,
they're trying to avoid mass hysteria.
Humans are so stupid that we assume that same stupidity
on other entities, such as aliens.
Like, I believe aliens to have better shit to do
than to surveil New Jersey during the holidays.
Yeah.
Like, what would you say these
aliens are doing?
I don't know. Just fucking saying on the next fucking episode of Shit Show Earth. I don't
know. Maybe they're fucking entertained by the fuck shit going on down here. I don't
know.
There's nothing going on down there in Jersey, really.
Just life in general.
Got you.
And I feel like if it was really fuck shit,
somebody would shoot one of them down or tail them.
Didn't you say a cop tried?
And they sent another drone.
Local police sent their drone.
Cops can't hit number of black people.
As soon as the drone got close to that,
it powered the other drone down.
So the police officer sent his drone up,
and as soon as it got close, his drone fell down.
They say that they do have some special features
like some Apple drones or some shit.
Some shit that can just take the power away.
But it's not aliens.
It's not at all.
No, I don't think it's aliens.
It's not aliens, Melissa Ford.
Okay.
Real quick and nigga news.
Man outside of the Pentagon with a loaded gun,
14 pounds of marijuana and a Glock switch
and his underwear was arrested.
Sleepwalking.
See what I mean?
Get you every time.
Joe, he wasn't not sleepwalking.
What did these niggas do with the Pentagon?
Leave the Pentagon alone, they'll fuck you up in there.
They'll fuck you up.
I'm telling you.
Is that breaking?
Just now happened, like an hour ago.
An hour ago, like an hour ago. An hour ago.
Actually, three hours ago, man, I saw a Pentagon
with a load of gun, 14 pounds of marijuana
and a Glock switch.
In his underwear?
And his underwear was arrested.
14 pounds?
That's an interesting thing to carry by the Pentagon.
He probably got some, it's probably some
legalization message, you know what I mean?
There's a lot of people who want to do like
suicide by cop too.
There are a lot of people right now who have
mental health issues that want to get taken out by the government
They want to get shot. They go and do these things just to get a pentagon with a Glocka do that. Yeah
Yeah, you can die. Hmm. It's part of a message. I don't know
It's weird to me, but I had the people that set themselves on fire and stuff like that. Exactly. Got it. Exactly
I I wish more people got mental health. We saw the NBA player who just jumped out of a window
Was that last night?
Who the fuck did that?
He played for the Magic.
I'll tell you his name.
They just want to be Eric Sermon so bad.
NBA player jumped out the window.
Yeah, he's a European guy, though.
His name is...
Is he alive?
No.
No, no, it worked. Oh, OK. I'm sorry to hear that. His name is Jan Is he alive? No, no, no, he worked.
Oh, okay. I'm sorry to hear that.
His name is Janis Timah?
Yeah, I saw that he passed. I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah.
They say it's an apparent suicide, but he jumped out of a window.
I wanted to ask you a question. Sorry, pertaining to the NBA.
Rest in peace to him and his family. How do you feel that the ratings are down in the NBA?
Tremendously, Jonah.
How do you feel as an average sports watcher,
like ratings are down, NBA is looking like a shit hole.
They should put better product, better product out.
That's how I feel about it.
I think these stories are coming out faster
than I'm used to.
Like even if the ratings are all the way down,
it seems like there's intent with that story being released the way that it is, maybe while
they're negotiating for streaming rights or whatever's going on. I don't know, it's above my
pay grade, but it hasn't been the best product. Even me as an avid watcher of NBA games, I ain't
watched as many as I normally watch. It's almost unwatchable. It's almost unwatchable. The Golden State Warriors played the Mavericks.
I was watching the game.
The Mavericks lost.
No, I'm sorry, Golden State lost,
but they shot 50% from three.
They set an NBA record for most three-pointers made
in the game, the two teams combined.
But it was unwatchable,
because it's just a bunch of three-pointers and dunks.
And there's no mid-range basketball, there's not a lot of moving about it's
it's like it's like playing a video game yeah the NBA seems to be going through
what what we went through in music where you just lose the fabric of what you
were at one point you have to deal with the evolution of it I don't want to see
teams just run up and down and shoot 53-pointers for no that's not that ain't
I understand that part when you said there's no mid-
Mid-range.
Mid-range play, what are you talking about,
like as far as defense is concerned?
Field goals, from the dotted line to the three-point line,
mid-range, inside of the field.
Not just three-pointers, but other jump shots.
15, 20-footers, Carmelo Anthony.
Got it, okay.
Bernard King.
Got it.
DeMar DeRozan.
Right.
Got it, got it.
And the reason it's not just the shot, it's
the fact that the kind of basketball you have to play to get those shots are different.
You got to set more screens. You got to move. You got to roll. You got to bury. You got
to do a lot of basketball stuff that makes the game the game. It's like if I'm a baseball
fan, I love watching pictures work counts. I know some people think that's boring, but
for me, it's like watching a picture work the count. I love that. Right. That's what
makes baseball baseball. Basketball to me is about screens. It's about boxing out. It's I know some people think that's boring, but for me, it's like watching a picture work to count. I love that.
Right.
That's what makes baseball baseball.
Basketball to me is about screens.
It's about boxing out.
It's about moving the ball.
It's about moving without the ball.
All those things that you don't see if you can shoot a three and then run up to court
and shoot another three.
And even rebounding.
People don't rebound anymore in basketball.
I mean, the reason all these guards are getting triple doubles is not because they're such
great rebounders.
It's because big men- Nobody's rebounders. Yeah. They just send it send it around the court and then yeah, Russell Westbrook can get 15 rebounds
And I mean a part of me does feel like it's good for the NBA good for y'all
There was that it was a period. I don't know if that period is over. It was a period where
Every non-american player was being promoted as if they were gonna carry the the torch post KD LeBron and stuff.
The Joker, Greek Freak, Luca, there's a ton of them. So now what? Exactly. Now what? That didn't seem to pan out the way you thought.
Who you gonna go to now? Uh, Wimonyana, even though I think he'll, he'll stay up. Yeah. He'll stay up, but everybody's not that you're gonna have to find somebody somewhere to
be the face of this thing. Yeah. It might be. I mean, you know, it's interesting to look,
I mean, Minnesota is not the right market. You know what I mean? But to find a young American
athletic player that can play, I think is going to be it. You also need more rivalry. We need rivalries again player rivalries and team right?
Yeah, yeah, it's the soft
Do they take away some of the rules they implemented?
Do you think that that will work like, you know some of the penalties and all that stuff?
I think they're tinkering they did the endseason tournament. I think that's tinkering the playing which was tremendous
I think they're tinkering I do think Adam Silva's brilliant I think he'll figure it out at some point just
not right the second. This is a transition this is a transition year.
Are you gonna put respect on Bronnie's name because he had 30 at LA Fitness?
No because he sold 50 million in jerseys. Yeah, I have nothing but respect for Ronnie James.
Oh, bro.
Oh, except for this.
I appreciate the contribution of every member of the LA,
I appreciate the contribution of every member of the Lakers
franchise, including the G League.
My issue is not Ronnie.
You know, my issue is always like, they put
Ronnie in an impossible position.
You said that.
That's all it is.
I don't have an issue with Ronnie. Ronnie knows how to impossible position. You said that. That's all it is.
I don't have an issue with Brownie.
Brownie knows how to play basketball.
I don't think he's an NBA talent right now.
And I think they're stunning his growth by making him do this.
I'm watching him develop in the G League and that's where he belongs.
But the G League development he had would have been even better in college.
I just don't think he's never been the best player on any team he's ever been on, which
is weird to be an NBA draft pick.
I just wanted him to develop more. but I'm happy he had 30 other.
I watched that game.
I watched how he played.
I watched how he moved out the ball.
He's starting to figure it out.
He's figuring out how to move downhill.
He's doing all the things that I want.
He's already an elite defender.
I love watching him play basketball.
I just don't think he's a pro.
I want to ban him from ever talking about Bronny James.
I don't even want to talk about him.
It's nothing but respect for him.
It's not. It's been nothing but respect.
With all due respect. Are we done with sports? Unless there's more sports. I don't want to step
on anything. No, no, no. I just want everybody to be loose. I haven't heard enough mail. I haven't
heard enough mail this episode. What? I watched it. I watched. Man.
Oh my.
Joe, I see that.
That was on Patreon, we did it on the major.
I watched.
I watched, it's on my list.
I mean, I think everybody did a really great job
in my absence and I'm grateful and appreciative for the work.
What went wrong with that topic?
My brother, my brother.
I thought everybody was visible, seen and heard.
I thought everybody did a great job
of getting their points out.
Listen, man, listen, man.
Yeah, cause y'all do this shit,
where y'all paint me as a certain,
a certain, some type of a, some podcast dictator.
And then the fans go along with that and be like,
oh, they're so loose and free.
I'm like, that'll get them fired.
The job is not be loose and free when Joe Lee,
that'll get them hung.
Y'all think y'all helping.
I'm just home writing shit down.
He got a whole list of this talk. Yeah, I'm not home writing shit down. He got a whole list of the songs.
Yeah, but I'm not pulling up.
I'm not pulling up.
Did anybody here see Cardi being Offset having Money Wars
in Miami during the break up?
I saw that at the strip club.
They ended up at the same club.
He's over here.
She's over there.
Pretty close.
They were pretty close.
He's right here.
And she's with the male ones.
A section apart from each other.
Oh, that's too close. And then they had the money wars off. They start throwing money over there
She threw money back. She threw money back. He ordered bottles. She ordered bottles
He was peeping he was he was peeking out when she was good
They both were peeping at each other as you would if you're ex or not ex
I don't know if they're still married or if you're in the same spot I I see that would any of y'all do that which part the money war during a break
Yes, oh, yeah, that sounds like fun. It does sound like fun
It's like a lot of fucking that's better than the other type of war. Yeah word
I wouldn't want to be in a strip club with my ex
Would you leave?
Yeah
Yeah, I would what a gentleman. I mean they look pussy. Hey about being gentlemen. I can't get hurt. What about make our leave? Yeah. Yeah, I would. What a gentleman. I mean, anybody being a gentleman, I can't get hurt.
What am I, make her leave?
No, I'm just, no, no, that's just true.
I couldn't have fun.
I couldn't have fun there with her there.
I'ma have the most fun with her there, nigga.
Yeah.
You want all this money and child support?
Here, go pay your kid.
I'm throwing all that shit in the air.
I'm getting my dicks up.
Yeah, right there.
Fuck you talking about.
Slow motion. There you go, keep throwing dollars around. I'm throwing all that shit in the air. I'm gonna get my dicks up. Yeah, right there. Fuck you talking about. Slow motion.
Throwing dollars around.
I'm gonna make you feel it.
You ain't watching it.
Get a load of this.
That's the next step in the money war.
Yeah, fuck it.
You talking about.
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
Anybody see Kodak Black at Rolling Loud,
the Rolling Loud festival?
No.
I missed that one.
I missed it.
Yo, y'all look great.
He showed up two hours late, right?
That's what you talking about?
Stumbling around.
Yeah.
Didn't know the words to his shit.
I just heard it was terrible.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was bad.
Is it over for him?
Is it over?
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
He just going through some shit.
But how long can you talk about this shit?
I don't know, it do seem over for a lot of rappers,
but I would be ahead of myself to say right this
second that it's over for Kodak Black.
But a lot of rappers, it's not because of y'all, it's y'all's situations.
Y'all don't seem loud.
Y'all don't seem like it's impactful right now.
I think with AI and the internet and the streaming, everything is coming easy to a lot of these
artists.
It's not the ground... It's hip hop under attack.
Wow.
He's shooting.
Wow.
No, I wasn't wrong with that though.
Joe, I wasn't wrong, Joe.
There's niggas that agree with me with that.
Not that ass.
That's what I was saying.
I just couldn't get the point of the whole thing.
Is it?
Are we?
They seem to be arresting all our voices at the same time.
Oh my God, what would we do?
No.
It's all right.
If you was here, you would have helped me.
I didn't say nothing.
I saw it, I loved it.
No, you did not.
Thank you.
I am grateful and appreciative.
I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
It's not my business.
We gotta see, we gotta see.
Yo, no, we should do it here. We should do Secret Santa.
We say that every year and never do it.
Facts.
Park's got me a gift last year, so I'm getting him a gift this year.
That was nice.
Fuck the rest of y'all.
Park's brought us a winner.
But you promised us last year you were gonna say-
I don't care.
I make promises to break them.
I make promises to break them.
I want my cologne, nigga.
If we not all gonna do it, then don't look for me to come here.
I'm a great gift giver. Don't look to me to come lace some shit. Park's at the bar too high
He smoked that shit. He absolutely smoked that shit.
Come on, you could do something like that.
Of course, but what else? Do you get somebody that can get something to get everything?
Oh yeah, we gots what the bitches keep saying
That's what all you got.
Get somebody that has everything.
Get him a nice hoodie. Get him an ish hoodie. That's what I was thinking about that.
Yeah. Get him an ish hoodie.
Some kicks.
No, I'm not giving him no ish.
But I got it from my brother.
He got it already.
I didn't know.
I was looking at Neiman.
That was hate.
She slid that with him too.
That was smooth.
Facts.
What she said?
I said, get him an ish hoodie.
I didn't know if he'd actually gotten it.
She didn't get an ish hoodie.
I did not.
I don't think you'll ever get one if you're not paying for it. After you scam niggas for their hundred dollars and ish-huddy. I didn't know if he'd actually gotten it. She said she didn't get an ish-huddy. I did not. I don't think you'll ever get one
if you're not paying for it.
After you scared niggas for their hundred dollars
and the ish-huddy ain't letting that go.
Or the cake money.
Neither are you.
Neither are fucking you.
I did like that segment where your press manager
just about, yo, why you be lying so much?
That's the one I wanted y'all to hold.
It's like, yo, that's a great question.
Why do you be lying so much?
Like, you don't even have to do it
she don't she act like she was down with mark about the train station saying that pen station
was further than norwalk maybe she'd been in norwalk i thought no mark stop no mel announced
the end of her podcast it just started it's not stop it stop it. And don't, yeah, don't join forces
with that little bitch ass.
Oh shit.
This is original for me.
I don't know anybody else who said that.
I sent out a tweet that said that season one
is coming to a close so that.
That's your new shit.
That's your new shit.
This is original for me.
That's my new life. I didn't hear nobody else say nothing. So if there's some shady shit going on, for me. That's my new life.
I didn't hear nobody else say nothing.
So if there's some shady shit going on, tell me.
I'm down with you.
Shady shit.
All right, then I'll back off.
People acting like, oh, epic fail.
Fuck you.
I'm getting a set built, bitch.
I didn't see any of that.
I need some time.
I'm sorry. There was some YouTube.
There's some YouTube speculation.
I thought you wasn't going to shoot, man.
I thought you wasn't going to shoot at nobody.
I don't give a fuck.
Get this shit off. She mad about that. Show Joe the video you made that you didn't going to shoot, man. I thought you wasn't going to shoot at nobody. I don't give a fuck. Get this shit off.
She mad about that.
Yeah.
Show Joe the video you made that you didn't put out.
Just show him.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, what?
She said I'm not going to put out.
She made a clap back video.
Show him, you're going to laugh.
She look like Harry and Tyga.
Holy shit.
This is shut up, you little bitch.
Is bad.
Is bad, E?
Yo.
Because Mel ain't built to do the clapping back.
It's all right. We got you, my dog.
No, you gotta see the video, Joe, please.
Listen, now, I'll, I'll see.
Look at him.
Ah!
Yeah, he's old as hell.
Why is she so old?
Hello, Mel!
It's all right, Mel, we got it.
All right, we back off.
You know how long it took me to figure out
how to do this though?
We back off.
We back off. Holy shit. No, that figure out how to do this? We're back. We're back.
Holy shit.
No, that was my.
Listen, I laugh at seasonal podcast.
Joe, I think that's funny.
How about this?
I think it's brilliant.
Interesting concept.
I think it's brilliant.
Y'all niggas be cooking.
I'm archaic.
You talk about some, oh, hey, hey, everybody.
A little season one, hit them with 10 and then go live life. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 10 episodes. He said, you stop now? At 10? Why not step at 5?
That's how you think.
They be making an announcement like,
there's so much on the plate.
They be like, oh, this season's coming to a close.
What a ride we've been on.
Whoa.
Why I oughta?
It's been a fucking bump.
We've been a great, oh, shit.
Nigga, you record five episodes in one week? Oh, why are you on? It's been a fucking month. We've been a great, oh shit. Nigga, you record five episodes in one week.
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, here we go, she killing it again.
And you know what?
Fuck you for joining in,
because you know what's going on behind this scene.
Yeah, that's me and you though, I can't say it publicly.
Mel's working with it.
Yeah, she go do some shit.
I can vouch for that.
Yeah, she scammed another one.
I know too.
She's a big male.
She don't play with the things.
She got another one.
I don't know what she be telling these people.
You just watch.
Don't worry, Joe hold it.
The next six months.
Hopefully Joe's going to see it and bring you on the.
Stop.
Stop it.
Mel be using her clout on me.
Yo, Mel be getting her shit all over her.
She use her relationships.
I can get you to speak to Joe.
I'm not.
Nigga said it's episode 10, I didn't speak to Joe yet.
I love this lady, sir.
She's a legend to me.
And Mel got off that woman's health shit, too.
She got off that woman's health shit.
Enough about woman's pussy. Let's get to, let's bring some of my vixen friends woman's health shit. Enough about woman's pussy.
Let's get to, let's bring some of my vixen friends
up in this piece.
Talk about the good old days.
I like it, I like it, I like it.
Fuck what they talking about.
Uh, what else?
Stop, please.
Oh, what else, what else, what else, what else, what else?
I don't know if I have too much else that I care about.
And I don't care about none of this shit, really.
How supportive has Sade been with your current vacation?
Everything.
That's my baby, my life, my world.
All the love in the world to her, extremely supportive.
Strong hand.
You can do the marriage thing.
Yeah, you married.
You got the marriage thing, right?
That's a married answer.
He does a kind of already married.
I'm married already.
I keep telling y'all this long distance shit
don't mean nothing.
She is the FBI, forensics on bitches on the internet.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And very supportive, I appreciate her,
thank you, all that, la la la.
Were you a little, were you a little,
cause you know, you spoke to mama love,
were you a little in your Joe mood?
Cause I know it takes a while
for somebody to get through that.
Meaning like, it happened, were you forthcoming
or you didn't feel like speaking?
Did you go into, I want to speak right now?
Let me know.
I was fine.
Okay.
She's seen me sleepwalk.
Ian kept telling me you were fine too.
I was fine.
He's fine.
Yo, outside of having to deal with all that's come from
the what took place, I am all right.
Like my mental health, I'm happy.
I've been, it's been fine, but that is,
it's some real Joe real shit to have to deal with.
Right? Like, all right,
let's get to the bottom of sleepwalking now.
And how do you rectify this?
Do you put a lock?
You put a lock yourself in?
Got to be child-proof.
In, yeah.
Yeah.
Honestly, like I've never had to even,
even when I sleptwalk in Ian's fucking bed,
I didn't leave saying, well, how do I fix that?
Right.
Ian said, yeah.
Dog collar.
Oh shit.
No, boy.
A dog collar, that's what you think is the answer.
I just think that's some wild shit to have to, but such is life.
Life is gonna life.
Like I said, I'm pretty resilient.
I'm pretty resilient and I got the greatest God
in the world, so it's okay.
You can't catch a break though, Joe.
It's okay.
You can't catch a break.
Nah, he's got some breaks.
I don't look at it like that.
Nah, I look. I don't look at it like that at all. Got you. I don't look at it like that at all. Maybe it's okay. Can't catch a break though, Joe. It's okay. Can't catch a break. Nah, he's got some breaks. I don't look at it like that.
Nah, I look.
I don't look at it like that at all.
Gotcha.
I don't look at it like that at all.
Maybe it's me, sorry.
I feel like every time God,
every time God is about to put me through
like some life-changing shit,
he throw a little test my way.
And how do you go about that?
Like you say you ready for the position
that you say you ready for and to be in that,
handle this one and let's see.
Cause this could go right or left.
So I feel like this is one of those,
like there's some shit to deal with
before God preps me for whatever that next step
and next level is.
So that's how I look at it. I'm pretty positive.
That's a good perspective.
Pretty positive.
Yeah, it makes sense.
I'm not so negative all the time.
We wish we would have heard that from you on the phone, nigga.
Fuck that.
That nigga's a little worried, nigga.
Fuck you, man.
Well, listen, I thought I was coming back
to tell a long, big story and all that,
but it ain't about me.
It ain't about me.
I'm glad y'all held it down, gave me some time
to go do what I needed to do on the side
See a bunch of doctors and shit
Other than that, I'm cool. I'm cool man fucking sleepwalk sleepwalk. It's a thing. It's a thing. It is it is I looked it up
Hopefully none of y'all don't sleepwalk somewhere you ain't supposed to go no
Hopefully none of y'all don't sleepwalk somewhere you ain't supposed to go.
No.
No.
Pop's not, you and Pop's spoke?
Yeah.
Okay, he cool, he not mad at you or is he?
No.
Okay.
No, he ain't mad at me.
You see, you see him and mom was going at it
for her not probably putting them on.
Shocker to my parents to have to learn
that your kid sleepwalks sometimes.
I can see how that would be a thing.
That would terrify me for them.
That would scare the hell out of me.
Do you know when the first instance of you doing it was?
Good question, man.
When you were like a kid?
No, for me the first time was that Ian store in Miami.
But that might have been the first time
that there was a witness there to tell me.
Because if he's not there to tell me,
I wouldn't even believe that.
Do you find, okay, I was gonna ask,
do you find your way back to your bed?
So, okay.
Well, I feel like that would be.
That would be a giveaway.
Yeah, so then that probably was the first time.
But the human mind is tricky, right?
Like the morning that I sleptwalk,
I did wake up on my couch, naked.
And when I woke up on a couch that I don't normally go to.
So when I woke up, I was like, hmm, odd, but maybe a long night.
Maybe, right.
You think just maybe a long night.
I didn't think I sleptwalk somewhere
and ended up on the couch.
Like that's not, nah.
But if you ended up like on the lawn or on the porch,
you'd be like, now that's different.
Right.
Now that's different.
And that's a crime.
And that's a crime.
Which is, gotcha.
Which is dangerous.
Yeah.
And you black in America.
So you don't wanna give people reason to shoot you.
Right. That's a fact.
You don't wanna give people reason to say
that you are a threat or some type of predator
or paint you any way that you are not.
So they could be justified and you know what I mean? Doing what they already want to do. Yeah like I do feel like there's some people that's trying
to George Zimmerman me. Like I do feel like that but we have examples of that being the case for
black people in this country sometimes so you see certain traps if you're lucky. It's unfortunate, but it is a thing.
Like we still nigger.
I mean, shout out to your positive outlook on it, man.
Shout out, because I don't know.
Shout out to you, motivational.
Motivational, whatever, whoever you spoke to, whatever.
It's motivational to me, man.
That shit would have fucked me up.
Just mentally, like just going through my thoughts and the way you handling it, you know That shit would have fucked me up. Just mentally, like, just going through my thoughts.
And the way you handle it, you know, I like it.
Just hearing from you makes me feel much better.
All right, well good.
Yeah. Good.
And I appreciate the concern.
Yeah, salute, nah, yeah.
So forth and so on.
All right, so y'all didn't care
about the Secret Santa idea.
I'm down. I'm down.
I'm down.
I suggested it last year.
She did.
Back to white people during Christmas shopping.
White people, they going in the liquor stores buying bottles of wine and asking the liquor
store to gift wrap it.
I seen it.
Oh yeah.
That's a thing.
That's a thing.
That liquor store by me kicked them white people the fuck.
No, we do not do gift wrapping.
You take all of these bottles and
The fuck out
White person Nordstrom tell the person I should watch my dog Wow watch my dog
I would never yeah, somebody might steal her you know nobody wants Daisy. Are you fucking kidding me?
Yes, they do
Okay, she almost got stolen one time when I was walking her
Nigga you almost got stolen
Dog walking outfits in the park
I'm cool Travis Hunter. I wish you well you and you and her who else hope thoughts and prayer thoughts and prayers to this whole list I'm totally cool. Is there something that you guys would like to share that the boss has suppressed you from doing?
or
you want to open up like a loose and free segment where we shared something from our
personal lives or experience please
No, I think we got it off while you were gone. Yeah, we had our fun. Yeah from our personal lives or experience, please.
No, man. I think we got it off while you were gone.
Yeah, we had our fun.
Yeah.
They knew it was gonna come to me.
This one right here.
I seen her, I seen her.
She got away with it.
Oh my God, it looked like you were having a blast.
She was just like us.
She was Savannah.
Oh my, Savannah.
She was Savannah.
God, it's cool.
Okay, so with that being said, we can do Sleepers. Mark has a hard out.
So let's let him get his first sleeper. My sleeper is, I realize now we can go old school,
so I wanted to, since we up here in Queens, I'm going with one of my favorite MCs from Queens and one of my favorite hip hop love songs of all time. Couple Bars by Homeboy Sandman. I'm like, oh is that her or is not her? Oh is that her or is not her? This is four days with this shit, trying to concentrate
I had a dream about you, it was bugs
When I woke I wrote it out, so I could roll it out
Before you like a red carpet, not a carpet color
Red a carpet made out of the color itself
Every strand was woken by summer itself
Let me be as helpful to your sinners elf
I'm rocking wedding bells, a wedding ring in my utility belt I ain't tryna gas you know you ain't tryna
belch Make waffles that are belched, you do my best
just for your breakfast in bed Breathe my breath upon your breast and sizzling
legs Baby run for prayers I'll vote
I'm fearless from the feelings you revoke Okie dokie you can open up my nose
I'll never put you second for a second you're no Robinson Cano
I don't know if you're in the sports but I ain't hoping so
I know that you're a glowing indigo It would be an honor just to roll with you
Let's make the honor roll I'll run on top of a rainbow and I'll snatch
a pot of gold I'll dump the gold and use the pot to make
you plow the nose I won't even pot a rose for you, I'll pot
a grove I ain't even got a home for you, I got a globe
Solar system doesn't even got a lot of those I'm your prince, princess, you ain't gotta
kiss a lot of toes, genuine article, wish it was your articles or clothes
Just a particle of cotton on your cones, that'd be the most
Wonderful destiny ever, only possibility possibly better
Than being a stitch on your sweater is being human and me and you together
Forever endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor endeavor
Now or never, is it true? I prefer now but whatever's good with you
That'll do, we could date until the the dark give a date when the baby do I
could call you honey sugar darling sweetie baby boo you're so hot
sue me for being a hopper suit when the situation's opportune I'm a proper troop
I step up to the front I don't front though I've got you under my skin nothing
fungal perpetually I keep it on the humble I ain't on a hunt I only trying to hump I be a monkey's uncle I pray you don't mistake yourself for prey or me
for lame and trying to kick some game to try to get some play that'd be a shame next time
I see you I am definitely gonna shave so then I'm doing push-ups trying to get in better
shape and taking in some sun to try and tan my skin a couple shades let's be a couple
babe let me keep you company let me in the door so I can make sure that you're living comfortably, I could
practically guarantee that I'm your couple T, follow my lead and take this loaded magazine
and cover me, that's all I gotta say at least for now if you allow I say it every single
hour, I'm not even single now, in my heart and mind we're already a duo, I already switched
from acting singular to acting plural if I painted out a painted jewel mural
If I worked at Subway, my future made, I would've made a hero
To celebrate the miracle you are, but I'ma hype
Because I'ma write a love a couple bars
Word
So show me some love, yo
Can I get a shout out, a simple conversation?
We can take a walk and after that if you want to chill
We won't chill no further and I won't even sweat you
But thanks for inspiring a hot record either way
Hey
Homeboy Sam man couple bucks
That shit is fine, I guess I'll go second everybody else seems to be wrapped up in their phones and one
I'm gonna go fashion and little Vic, this is Capo. cooking cigliere in a capo it's smelling like a miliano, my siciliano kit
chinchillas dragging on the concrete
you smell the dawn, perrion when the dawn speak
building with the arenas by the marina
do a favor for me, I'll bring you a finger, yeah
mulliano named san tiago, I'm bout to dial a popo
let's get this motherfucking parmigiano
from New Jerusalem to grizzly city politics
we getting busy, gotta acknowledge it Shields Ave University, my scholarship
I got my doctorate in dirty dollars Affiliated with real crooks
From the cold of the Millbrook, Bar Street, Butler Park
I hustled hard, not just for the money but for the art
I threw a bunch of darts before I hit the bullseye
Millionaires, Motive, Far Cry From my days of slingin' ice, draggin' and bangin' rights
Hangin' with A-Likes, tellin' a hater to take a hike
Take a flight before I take advice, Henny my favorite vice
Never met a hoe, I would make a wife Diamond blood to haste shoes, for the sake of
Christ I made money that made it twice
I made money that made it twice I made money that made it twice
I got a lot of Jewish homeboys that understood goy and be a good boy I enter bloody in the hood for ya
I am Rae Donovan, dirty to Hollywood lawyer tell that good girl next door to Molly good for your paranoia
Never bring me better oysters in a bed of moisture
I had perestroika, showstopper boat doctor
High school had no locker, so opera MCs tryna snatch up my flow
Oscar, crash bandicoot in the fast candy coop
Ask Sammy, he gon' tell you that my family shoot
On the task cam I used to trash can these loops
The last man standing hot is Afghani suit
The sky was light blue, I flew him right through it Mike Drew in 016, I might just haiku it
Cruise past the feds body in a white Buick Downpour, only hell, outlaw, Josie Wells
Boxing at a southpaw, scalp you offtails, Holy Grail, guineas talking, Bing
Bomb Boom, show them weapons like Kim Jong Un, you're just a rim job goon,
Some sorta heathen who peaks at slaughter season, and each recorded heathen
was speech from Jordan Peterson, sheesh, the blood thirst make me bust first,
like Adam Court and Eve on the floor of Eden, can't ignore the demon.
Special, Lil Vic Capo
That was dope
Shout out to them, shout out to Vic
The beat end was the other MC on it
Yo listen, I'm going to the Bronx
One of my favorite people right now
Connie Diamond featuring Don Q, Make Amends
Let's go Connie Diamond My hitters in the field full of green like running backs I touch down, delivery clean a hundred pack They Ayo said something to me, no money bag
But we ain't sippin' no Waukesha, just a pre-roll of smoke
Now I still I Vista, been that bitch
Everyday my drips look like Easter, still won't miss
And I'm charging niggas tax on features
I don't gangbang, but I be with cars like Skeeter, hella rich
And I still be in a trap like beepers, bitch
If I ever catch a charge, I plead the fifth
You be in the ER if I need the lift rather kill her with punch lines barb and then weave when
they think they can touch mine bitch it start them biting when you tell them it's crunch
time diamonds in the billy I was skipping the lunch line I'm on that nigga
I'm the type of player that'll pick up a bitch with another bitch and had them both tongue
kissing a dick love my shooter cause he always coming cool with the clique
watch him move when he going how you running spritz in his shit Might pour eight to the faith
My homie came home from a body cause them people ain't have a trace for a case
Watch how he moving, I can tell a snake by his pace
Head up the view and I have my little one's weight by your wake
Middle of the jungle, I let my jewelry floss out
Old bitches tryna come through nowadays but they lost out
Shorty, I'm tryna fuck you, let them feelings get tossed out
Her hair long like Rapunzel when I'm pulling it all out
They tried to replace it but they just copied and pasted I had to get low, I them feelings get tossed out Her hair long like Rapunzel when I'm pullin' it all out They tried to replace it, but they just copied and pasted
I had to get low, I only play the block on the cape
Plus my face probably known by every cop in the state
And what they makin' a year, I go and drop on the bridge
Bitch, make the money, I ain't in the makin' friends
They was sayin' fuck me, now they wanna make amends
It's the gathering left against us and playin' tanks
And the bad bitches that bring it on paper and latch
Make the money, I ain't in to making friends
They was saying fuck me now they wanna make amends
It's a gathering, let the gangsters and players dance
And the bad bitches that bring it on paper and lunch Big Mill, what you playing for us today? I am going to play...
Wanna talk to that mic?
Oh Jesus, take the wheel, I'm sorry.
It's called Stay Down by Rose Gold featuring Lake.
Okay.
Stay Down now. Sometimes I lose my focus Sometimes I lose my mind I've called my telephone more than half the time
Hey, call you, great to do it again boy
Why am I so addicted to this bullshit?
Why am I so addicted?
Why am I so addicted to your bullshit?
Why?
Stay focused
But you keep telling me You're everywhere Yeah, and get out
Some days I lose my moment
Then I jump back in
And I can't explain why
Oh, I'm going crazy
Stay down, stay down
Hi baby, I hope you're getting this
You know I'm not going to head to texting
So I'm just making a call
Your mother's not feeling well
She was taken to a sign-on today
She called the ambulance, she was at home
And your sister seemed to be sick again and it upset her
so I think maybe you need to give me a call so I can fill you in on what's going on
okay?
bye bye
Rose Gold,atma. We tried to play it so sensitively because I missed you.
So call me back.
So I just keep declining.
And then I'm not you back.
You need to call me.
And then we just play this game for the rest of our lives.
That is Rose Gold and like, stay down. And some people on her voicemail. We just play this game for the rest of our lives.
That is Rose Gold and Like, Stay Down,
and some people on her voicemail.
It was a vibe though.
It was a vibe though.
I fuck with it.
All right, all right.
I found this little tune.
I don't know who the fuck he is.
My first time hearing him, but he was flowing.
So I'm going with a record by a gentleman
named County Boy Solo.
Okay.
With a K.
It's an old record, it's new to me.
And this record is called Identity Crisis.
["Identity Crisis"]
Yes, sir! Yes Sir! I ain't stressing none of you, Banking, Calving, adding up Don't respond to no subliminals, it's you go at her, what?
We done heard all of the fairy, Tells you niggas trapped enough, ain't backing up
She got this flow, she hanging up, so back it up
I wanna be recognized with the grace, I ain't leaving
Until I'm eating my mama's since, tell your grace, I just needed to change her face
Had to tap into my I just happened to my ability
Subconscious by my style in comparison
Shit would kill me
Oh, this time I'm here getting real in me
Crazy niggas can't touch me
But still the people be feeling me
Oh, I'm dancing on negativity
Flip the beat right back
Cause I'm styling with my agility
I repeat that ain't no secret
I've been chosen
Recipes to all the opps
I wish that they could quit record
I didn't want the baddest
But you fattest shit
I did this bro And' up that bag of shit
I'm married to a weirdo, no, oh
Keep it a-movin', niggas got toolies for build-up aggression
We ain't actin', niggas just crashin', need more to progress
Learn a hell of a lesson, to the hell of a message
If you survive, it counts your blessings, no confessin'
You talkin', we gon' pull up and you see what that talkin' is really about
Word of my mama, ain't without word of my fuck, all that shit you heard about
Runnin' the game, I run, I'm down
Feelin' like I'm at the summit now
Bitch, I'm a star, like when the sun is down None of you heard about Running the game, I run them down Feeling like I'm at the summit now Bitch, I'm a star
Like when the sun is down, none of you niggas dare to cry
I used to dream a hundred thou
Now it's billions when I close my eyes
Always on the grind, when I get it won't be no surprise
This shit no disguise, all white when a nigga feel the vibe
Please don't get me started, you won't make it to the finish line
Never that though, focus on the cream, so one time for that nigga Maxo
I been handing niggas L's like it's Passo
Put a balance in the tacto I'm milking everything, still I'm Necto
I signed him out some pattoes Be a bitch to backstroke
Say you fucking with me nigga, he ain't really that close
Used to call me Lolo, now they call me Solo First name Carlos, woulda thought I was a Cholo
Hotter people, it ain't no secret I been chosen Rest in peace to all the opps, I wish that they can switch me clothes
I don't want the maddest bitch, you fat as shit or titties poking
Round up that bag of shit, I'm married to a weirdo, no, oh
Go on that niggas next like they were the Elliot
None of your music is my personal preference
All your niggas work, cause probably need a reference
I'ma boss those shit without my blessing
Spine whenever I text her, that's your bitch
I ain't worried, I just fuck her, you can love her
I won't take it, I'm getting scurried
Got Kavasi in my cup, shit is getting a little blurry
Get into it, call a shooter, throw in bullets Call a murder, I been grinding till it's early I'm on point like Bobby, got kvass in my cup Shit is getting a little blurry, getting to it, call a shooter, throwing bullets, call a murrier
I been grinding to this early, I'm on point like Bobby Hurley Stopped the reaching, got a chick so thick she running in the creek, this fuck a feature
I don't even gotta stand up to the future, won't mislead ya I'm the truth, I'm killing rap from my leash
Swear you niggas do it, you don't do enough All you niggas act is snow and a bluff
You flip when it's tough, you run when it's rough Identity crisis, you diddy or puff, I'm through in the clutch, bet I'ma score
Doing niggas dirty, I never do chores, better than before
Honor to the Lord, pen is mightier than sword, pen is truly yours
That's brand new old music
Hey Lucky, I ain't find this beat when I was rapping boy
I done tore you niggas' asses up.
Brand new old music from County Boy Solo.
That record is called Identity Crisis.
Shout out to him.
That beat is hard.
That's tough.
And he flowed.
He flowed over that motherfucker.
Go ahead now.
Yeah, that's tough.
All right, man.
A little throwback episode. Alright man.
Little throwback episode.
I like it over here.
I like it over here.
Like I remember.
I remember now.
A lot of history was made right here.
I'm a legend in this building.
You shitting me?
It's like fucking Kobe seeing the garden.
What the fuck did you talk about?
When I see this place, are you shitting me
and all that didn't here?
Stop playing with me, man.
Anyway, anyway.
Marcus Inch now.
Yeah, Marcus Inch.
Big Inch, you got me?
You got me?
Little late Inch, that's my man.
You just walked in anytime we wanted, huh?
Him and fucking Ice.
Pulled the newer boy rope-a-dope on me.
MVP, nigga, most valuable player.
Yo, why you just be making up shit?
Who me?
No, I'm not.
I told you.
I fucking, yo, Ice come in,
it's come to the Patreon because this shit
is a little smaller and then Ice called out sick
and then we hit you back,
but you booked, you had something to do now.
Yo, but I said, but that's not what happened.
I said, yo, let me know if you want me move it around.
Ian said, no.
We didn't want you to, because Ice didn't call out sick.
Then you hit your man, Newark boy, hey.
Hey, yo, hit that sciatica.
Hey, old dog, hit that sciatica.
Come on, you can't say nothing about it.
Yo, push the sciatica.
You can't say that.
My nigga had sciatica for two weeks.
Now.
All right, all right. Push the sciatica. Push had sciatica for two weeks. Yo, dog. Now, all right, all right.
Push the sciatica button, dog.
Yeah, you knew it boys, boy.
Yo, what do I gotta do with you?
He said it was bothering him after the last part.
Huh, what?
I said it was bothering him after the last part.
Flip's a good friend.
But what do I gotta do with that?
He said it was bothering him.
He said, yo, I'm gonna do it.
Look, that's the part I wanna know.
What do I gotta do with him?
Yeah, he was talking about getting some acupuncture
or some shit like that.
Yeah, you're right.
You're crazy.
You see where your mind goes.
And you got a lot of critiques about us too, nigga.
That's not true, I didn't have none of one.
Show them what you did.
I'm super appreciative and grateful for the job
everybody did while I was gone.
Thank you for holding it down.
He said hip hop is-
They're making faces.
Hip hop is being attacked.
No, it flipped.
But I don't know why.
I don't know either.
I have no idea why.
I just walked in the door.
Hey yo, say the topics you like.
He has been super appreciative and how does it go?
I'm very grateful and appreciative for the job that each member did in my absence.
I am.
I don't know why they think that's a game.
What y'all think? I would have, I'd be watching and wanting it to fail.
Tell me nobody here thinks that. Nobody thinks that. And everybody out there know, I've announced it for years. My dream is for this part to happen and me not be here. You said that before.
Yeah. That's a dream of mine. I don't, in the past I felt like if I couldn't make it,
then we had to cancel.
I don't feel like that today.
So now, okay.
But you also-
Come on, come on.
Round of applause to us.
Look at the man that-
Give them applause, I don't feel like that.
I'm big enough, so.
Look at the man that job is secured.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, security, listen.
That's not what the nigga said.
He also stated that he was mumbling shit.
You got a lot of shit off,
and you got a lot of bullshit off.
So what's your favorite-
I didn't say bullshit.
I said a lot of takes.
What was your favorite topic?
He said what it was.
It was-
He said one of them.
I got a lip.
Why does Mel lie?
No, that's okay.
Oh, you wanted to be here for that?
That was the one.
And we still let her lip.
I got about five Mel lies that we ain't get to.
Man, I'll just be lying about you. That's my girl. That's my girl. I'm gonna fuck with what they say.
Fuck with what they tell me I lied nigga.
We listen and we don't judge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all played that game all wrong.
No, ain't no beef. No, round of fun.
Everybody. Deadass, yo.
No, deadass. the job everyone did.
I'm so appreciative.
They played that game horribly wrong.
It's cool, I mean, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool.
Man, we're getting a lot of them,
because it's just Mal, she's the only way I can get everybody
to realize.
Everybody was a lot looser and freer while I was gone.
Why do you think that is?
Hey, yo, bro, I don't know, man.
Yo, do I get a sleeper? Yo, do I have a sleeper?
Yo, do I get a sleeper?
You, nigga, walked in to want to play a sleeper?
I didn't get a damn sleeper.
Nah, wait.
When you're supposed to hear me do it, we walk.
Can I get a sleeper?
No, nigga.
You got here at fucking 4 o'clock.
I didn't get here at 4 o'clock.
I'm fucking sleeper.
We got out of here here buddy. Hell no.
Hell no, you're a damn sleeper.
Holy shit.
Alright man.
You'll notice it.
Yo why you act like you never recorded in Queens?
You part of the fabric.
Don't do that.
Don't do that. You part of the fabric don't do that
You part of the fabric a little bit. That's why I was mad you ice pulled that move
One of y'all should have been here on there come on
One of y'all should have been here on there. Come on, you know, we're here with you. I'm fine. We did it in here I'm fine. Hey, we can see like they could a be the ish when you got here and
I'm following instructions and I'm in here with niggas that ain't did it here
They didn't play in this arena like flip is great. Mel is great. Mark is great. Awesome
What are you niggas that played in the garden?
Don't worry about it It's cool don't worry about it I'm back
it's fine
listen man oh y'all wanna do y'all outro y'all was doing
no
y'all wanna do y'all outro y'all was doing
actually
I seen the outro y'all doing? Actually. Baby come back to me.
I see an outro y'all. But you're a little poem.
Mal is who I got beef with on the live.
Why?
Yeah, the pretty girls don't go,
they don't go out much.
Just stagnant bitches.
You bitches are stagnant.
Need to go to school.
She got me down. Big Mal.
Big Mal, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
Listen.
Y'all did a lot of mocking on me, I feel like.
Y'all always get y'all.
When I get y'all on Patreon, boy.
You think?
What?
I don't think so. Mocking of you?
Us?
You think Flip held it down on the prize
brought to you by Power Buy
by a few by prize picks?
Do you think Flip held it down?
He had to put some flip on it.
You seen the face he was making?
He had to put some flip on it.
Did Frank Lucas allow that shit?
I'm just asking. football in it. If Frank Lucas allowed that shit. I'm just asking.
Everybody seen Blue Magic?
My homeboy was doing that shit.
I stand behind it.
No more than the CEO of General Mills or Coca-Cola.
This nigga was there.
Putting his own sticker on the coat.
Red Magic your shit.
That nigga was putting some weapon in his sticker on the coat.
I was traumatized. I thought I was 21 again. Oh, man. Listen, man, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows, especially me.
Especially me.
Please keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
Yeah, guitars, nigga.
Y'all rock.
Y'all rock.
Yeah.
We bid you a due farewell.
Adios to Reba D'Orchie, Oscar LaVista, Arv Wild,
simple head nod will suffice.
Remember, life is a simple head nod
will suffice.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass, so let's make this one last
as if it's all we have.
And until the next time, until the next time, man, y'all hold it down.
Uh oh.
Oh, white soul on the bridge.
Uh oh.
It go.
Baby, I'm back.
Hey. Any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of fool, any kind of Oh white soul on the bridge
Is there any take anybody want to get off please don't feel like I'm stepping on anything
Mel hell you good
All right marks, how about you?
Hey niggas got chemistry? I'm chillin, I'm chillin. Hey, your niggas got chemistry when I'm gettin' bored. This nigga wanna play show, fuck Parks up. He gotta get shit lit. Are you crazy?
No.
That shit is bad, buddy.
I know, I know.
You're so stupid, yo.
You ain't got seen it.
You're an idiot.
They dancing.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. Oh
If all I had to do was play show poor I got something for you niggas and still got Christmas bonuses come on come on talk about it now
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Please please please please keep Joseph Anthony Budden jr. In your prayers
JVP JVP, where would you be without the JVP?