The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 786 | "The Hoodie Store"
Episode Date: December 21, 2024The JBP begins the latest episode discussing the Christmas shopping season (2:25) as Joe has a few gifts for his co-hosts (10:20). J. Cole celebrated the 10 year anniversary of '2014 Forest Hills Driv...e' at Madison Square Garden (23:26), the FAA placed a temporary drone ban (36:30), and Luigi Mangione appeared in New York City federal court after waiving extradition (55:05). Cam Newton reveals why he really goes to strip clubs (1:17:24), Party City is going out of business (1:32:22), and Spotify has responded to Drake’s UMG claims (1:46:30). Also, the crew discusses SKIMS (1:56:20), Netflix’s ‘The Ultimatum’ (2:02:23), Mario vs. Boyz II Men on The Masked Singer (2:14:38) leads to a conversation about the music business and TV shows (2:19:25), a new Superman trailer leads to a discussion on movies (2:35:19), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Mario - “Keep Going (Aaaaahhhhh)” Ice | BJRNCK - “Expresso Martini” Parks | Shawn Stockman - “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” Ish | Sinéad Harnett (feat. GRADES) - “If You Let Me” Melyssa | Sillkey & Bellah - “Brown Eyes”
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I don't want no sauce.
You keep trying to massage.
See he do that.
Yeah, what you talking about?
Yo, man it's just stupid. If you got a aching pain in your neck and your man is right there,
you ain't gonna ask him to get it out?
No.
No.
Like I'll die with it rather than just being pain.
I'll ache on the ground, yes.
Yeah, yeah. I rather know. I got it. I'll fight through that.
What are you doing?
You doing hot and bothered shit right now?
She getting another real together.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You and your phone doing hot and bothered shit
when it's easy.
Why are you looking at my phone?
Oh, that's a privacy violation.
That was the same question I was asking myself.
Why am I looking at your phone when you're at work?
Why are you looking at my phone?
I shouldn't see your phone.
That's a good comeback.
I shouldn't see your phone. You gotta a good comeback. I shouldn't see your phone.
I was looking for stories.
On hotandbothered.com?
No, not on hotandbothered.com, no.
Just going through my pictures,
because I save shit.
Okay.
Try again.
Back to no, you're not.
Are you bringing Smoke My Way
because of our off-air health combo? No, you're not. Now you're bringing smoke my way because our off air health.
No, of course not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Rub on you. Oh god. What's a massage? What's a massage? That's a rub.
Rubbing is a part of it. Right before this shit started,
you said I need an Asian man to rub on my neck.
I did not say anything of the sort.
What is the difference?
The difference is you lying.
You didn't say that for real?
No, I didn't nigga.
Oh, I thought you did.
I bet you did.
That's the only reason I offered.
I'm like, all right, if you're gonna go to the Asians.
Your hands ain't little anyway.
Yeah, and you ain't no Tai Chi or some shit.
But he got that thumb.
The catcher's mitt.
He got the magic.
That shit might cover your whole neck.
I think y'all just respect what he's about.
Y'all just respect him.
That's one for you.
We'll start your counter back.
That's one for both of you.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Oh man.
Who's done Christmas shopping? A little bit. I'm not done yet. I got more shit to get. It's fine. It's fine. Oh man. Who's done Christmas shopping?
A little bit.
I'm not done yet.
I got more shit to get.
Yeah, same.
You know who you talking to, dog.
I'll be outside on Monday.
Tuesday.
Tuesday.
All day Monday.
All day Monday.
They got just bought my tree last night.
Trying to make it happen.
You still bought it?
I skipped it.
I said fuck it's too late.
I got the tree last night.
I said it's too late.
Y'all put it up?
Yeah, put it up.
I let the kids put their ornaments and shit on it
and as soon as they went to sleep, we fixed it.
Y'all redid them.
Quick.
I'm about to say it,
because the kids will come fuck your tree up.
No, my daughter was kind of good at it.
I ain't going to hold you.
And she too.
She was putting them shit in some nice spots.
I was like, all right, cool, you got it.
Now we did this shit.
Everybody had their own color balls
and one just went right here. I'm like, don't bring cool, you got it. Now we did this shit, everybody had their own color balls and one just went right here.
I'm like, where you spread them out.
Seven blues.
Go to sleep, go to sleep.
Which color balls you had?
It's a good question.
Blue balls?
No, the kids.
Oh, so you didn't do it with the kids.
We just sat back and watched them.
Not Mr. My Daughter could put makeup on my face,
not doing colored balls with the kids.
Let the kids pick their balls.
You wouldn't let your daughter put makeup on your face
if you had a daughter?
Well, I don't make daughters.
Oh, wow.
I said, if you have a daughter.
But here we go.
Let it go, Isha.
Make daughters.
There's no daughters in me.
Is this?
You shot two for two.
Is this like toxic masculinity, like right now?
Okay.
Wait, how?
I don't make daughters.
Like it's an error that happens
that shoots out your fucking dick.
Whoops, made a girl, fuck.
That's a good one there.
Who the hell said that?
You inferred it.
I said, fuh.
She on your ass today, by the way.
Fuh.
I know, but all I said was a fact. Both times at know but all I said was a fact. I both both times at the plate I
Shot out a boy. Okay in my family. There's if there's
75 cousins three of them are girls. Mm-hmm. Okay. It's fine
Just maybe four if we count Gina
I'm just saying there's a lot of guys in my I'm not trying to say that Maybe four if we count Gina, but we don't want to count Gina.
I'm just saying there's a lot of guys in my family. I'm not trying to say that it's bad to have a girl.
I'm talking to girls.
Girl that.
Gina go fuck you up.
And I was trying to imply something else
since you in men's business.
Okay, well what?
They say that the guys that have daughters.
Here you go.
I heard it.
Yeah, you know what it is.
Don't make me say it.
I don't know.
Oh, you missed the note. You're the mascot of it. When you look it up, it's you. No, I'm it. Yeah, you know what it is. I don't know. Oh you missed the note
The guys they have daughters have them because of how they have treated women in their life
So it holds up a mirror and nobody's no no no
And a 360 mirror
What could you talk about though? Oh you dig it? No, you the mascot. No, I'm good. I'm flopping all mine
and some of mine
Still like in a way
Fucking beat that's that ish to the spot. Yeah, right
minutes Right I'm fucking beat that's that ish to the spot. Yeah, right minutes my whole
Right. Yo, that's that ish. I know
I know you ain't even call me this week. You like inside move. I know you ain't get out the way
Yeah, look at the tv nigga
Officially that's that ish officially him and you that's that ish my whole explore page is joe bud
everything like barwives and you, my whole explore page is Joe Budden. Everything in my...
Like Power Wives, like all the shows?
No.
No, all the shit you like.
It's some shows, all right?
Whole bunch of shows.
All the shit that I like.
Yes.
What's all the shit I like?
You know what you'd be liking.
Big titty white bitch, AI caught me slipping the other day.
Big titty AI white bitch, here come my girl, hate it again.
This nigga is a titty...
I didn't even know she was AI. I didn't even know she was AI. Here come my girl Hayden. Look at your thirsty eyes.
I'm telling the story.
I hit the little link tree on the AI too.
Let me tell you how sick I am.
You hit the AI some $20?
$20?
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on now.
This is me you're talking about.
I hit the little link tree on the AI girl.
How much was her only fans?
Big titty white bitch.
She have OnlyFans.
She have FanView and Patriot.
She have the only fans.
She have the only fans.
She have the only fans.
She have the only fans.
She have the only fans.
She have the only fans.
She have the only fans. She have the only fans. She have the only fans. She have the talking about. I hit the little link tree on AI girl.
How much was her only fans?
Big titty white bitch.
She have only fans, she have a fan view and Patreon.
The AI?
I hit the fan view, I ain't really like
what was going on over there.
Then I hit the Patreon, gave her a little quick 20,
a little friend of the show.
I gave her a little AI bitch,
little $20 friend of the show.
Then I went down, seen the rest of the tiers.
Seeing it was like a $300 tier.
I was like, oh, she got to be giving us going on over there.
Hold on now.
I said, oh, nah, this freaky white girl is giving it.
I gotta give her $300.
Gay little freaky white girl, $300.
OK.
I was telling my girl this.
How was the concept?
I was telling my girl this.
No, no, it was just some it was just more pics
Just more AI pics. So I told my girl this just having a whole having a time
This girl is AI you don't see the hands
I told me I don't know how to do the hands. The hands is cut out every picture
My next move AI don't know how to do the hands. Her hands is cut out of every picture. You so stupid. You don't know hands.
Go my next move.
This be-
Charge back, charge back.
See I'm not gonna do that.
Go ahead and give homeboy.
That's a dude.
Steve.
That's a dude.
He's getting the shit off for the holidays, man.
And then I was like, damn, Steve might be ahead of the game.
I might need to come up with some AI shit and just put it on shit if I take that 300 out of me
Shit, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got about seven guy in real to 12 you
That's my bag
Yeah, right, that's my little bad yeah pretty skin chicks and
Beautiful skin.
Yeah, the pretty skinned chicks.
You don't see one blemish.
That shit look like charcoal, beautiful, oh, yeah.
And the Africans with the wagons.
That's what I'm talking about.
And the skin.
It's a combo.
Yeah, no, no.
Yeah, I told you, you sent them to me.
Dudes don't get enough credit for being faithful today.
Like how I win money in my fantasy football league
but not for being faithful.
Like there's really no.
Yo, who's supposed to get paid for this year?
Who's supposed to pay you for your draft?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What?
It should be an incentive, though.
They all just don't recognize the discipline
they take to come in.
So it's like a layup line.
Look. It's like a layup line. Timerhawk line. Yeah, nah, it's like a layup line. Look.
It's like a layup line.
Timerhawk line.
Yeah, nah, it's like a three man weave out here.
What?
The dunk contact going out here.
You're so tough to go in the gym with all your warmups on.
And just, man.
And you be getting them in there.
You know you are.
You know you are.
It's tough.
Like, nah, sweetie.
Keep your hands in your pockets.
Ball just keep rolling your way to it.
Oh my God, man.
You're kicking the ball away.
No, no, no.
Yeah, no, it's tough, it's tough.
Is that what your warm up's all about?
That's a good case.
I started my Christmas shopping.
I have high level anxiety.
So I wasn't around
them white people for long.
There's too many of them, too many.
They deep out there.
They too pleasant for me.
And it's a nigga out there.
On Fifth Avenue, New Lane.
That same nigga on Fifth Ave selling mixtapes,
screaming my name from across Van Cleef.
Nigga, shut up.
Damn, the mixtape guys are on Fifth though?
Yeah, man.
Come and take a walk with me.
Dude's just gonna force you. The mixtape guys are on fifth now? Yeah, man. Come and take a walk with me.
Dude that's gonna force you.
You either gonna buy the tape or get jumped.
Yeah.
No dude. They don't take no for an answer.
Actually.
I got you something nice.
It's not here yet.
It's not here yet.
As for the rest of you, I got you all a little something, man.
And Christmas bonuses for you niggas that been laying all fucking here.
This guy's a monster, yo.
Say to Joe over here.
Give me the fucking suggestion box again.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
What color you had, pink?
I don't know.
What was your color?
Yellow.
Yeah, exactly.
Just give me any fucking color.
I got one more thing to put in that goddamn suggestion box.
One more fucking thing.
Yo, yo, shit, expensive?
Yes.
It's been an expensive Christmas for you?
Yes. Yes, it has.
Whoa!
Uh-huh!
Whoa!
You want the suggestion box? Look at your face.
Damn, you never got a gift before?
Yellow cheekbones almost went to the moon.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Wait, what, she went to the moon?
Yo, yo, yellow cheekbones almost went to the moon.
Positive things.
Yeah, affirmations.
I'm gonna bust that bad boy over now.
Let's see what's up in there.
It's been a while Santa Joe
hello ribbon is clean
she fought back to smile
Damn, son. Yo, it's your boo.
Oh, man.
Look at Big Mel.
Opals and pearls on the rapid.
That's a word.
Show how appreciative we are of your presence
and your entire being celebrating women.
We celebrating women up in this piece.
Fuck is they talking about?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Wow.
Yeah, man.
Classic.
Yeah, man.
Say it, Joe.
Ooh. Now you can join your man. Say it, Joe. Whoa.
Now you can join your friends.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
Yeah, man.
You fit right on in now.
Wow, thank you.
This is wonderful.
You her.
Thank you.
You her.
Yeah, man.
We know what that is.
We know what that is.
Yeah.
Come on, now. I think I know what this is. I think I have an idea. I know what that is, we know what that is. Yeah. Come on now.
I think I know what this is.
I think I have an idea.
I know what it is.
I think I got an idea.
Uh huh.
We know what that is.
Some Ray-Bans in the box?
Yeah.
I hope it is.
I'm playing with them.
Fuckin' talkin' about some Ray-Bans in the box.
I hope it is man.
A little light word.
Idiot yo.
Come on.
He gotta do it cool. Look at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little light work. Idiot, yo. Come on. He gotta do it cool.
Look at him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm bitter heathen.
He trying not to smile.
Why are you so cool, man?
I wanna drip this shit, my nigga.
This shit is bad.
Fam, I ain't male.
Now make sure that y'all mean on me, though.
Oh, those are sexy.
Now make sure that y'all mean on me.
Those are good. I got love. I got love. Nah, that's yours. I don't have any me though. Oh, those are sexy. Gotta make sure they y'all mean on me. Those are good.
I got long, I got big.
Nah, that's your funny little face.
Oh, that is you.
Nah, nah, nah, that's yours.
Now let me see the mirror app on your joint.
Ooh, those are nice.
The mirror app.
You mean the camera?
Yo, that.
Oh, yeah, I could do that.
Yo, you're a fool.
You hold this box.
Yeah, I am.
It's the camera.
Spin it around. Oh yeah, he outside tonight. Look like Jell-O. He got me for Christmas. You hold this box. Yeah, I am. The camera.
Oh, yeah, he outside tonight.
Look like she got me for Christmas.
She reeling already.
Word.
That's hate.
Ooh, what is happening over there?
No, I'm trying to get rid of my little stress balls buck.
Hold up, now.
Thank you, Conn, sir.
Pardon me, big bag. Niggas don't respect me. Hey, man, this is what it is. Oh, thank you, sir
Yes, I'm playing with big parts playing with big parts man
Some Sherwin I'm sure oh
Berlin. Mmm.
What you got, what you got?
There you go, Tickety, try that on.
That looks good.
Mmm.
You know what I mean?
Little, little, little shirt-shirt.
Come on.
Oh, and you got the lawn.
Yo, y'all planned that.
Y'all planned that.
You been saying that.
Y'all planned that.
He knew.
Look at his boots.
He knew.
Yeah, and you home with your sweat on.
You don't do that.
Oh, look at, oh, look at him, no.
Look at Y'all did such an amazing job while I was going. Ouch front, it's gonna be hot in here.
Yeah, I forgot about that. I'm like, I got this damn hoodie on. It's hot.
Yeah, I got you flipping the money, something nice coming.
Okay.
Don't y'all worry. No problem, no problem.
I wanted to break it up. Break it up.
All right. All right, all right, all right. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike I had to get right since last part
The camera angles is different
The camera was all in my face
Highlighting my freckles and boogers
Had to break the shades out salutations
So happy to be here with y'all today
Shout out to the first and last time listeners out there
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies
Shout out to the musicians and the DJs and those that make the world go round out there
Yes sir! I saw you before me, in a situation full of love Don't you let you remind me
I saw you before me, in a situation full of love
Don't you let you remind me Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, with a mercury Hold DMV Virginia, what's good, what's good?
I didn't have to die so that they could call me the great one
Didn't take a couple albums, people said it through day ones
From wings, from hot sauce to kill the tar, to a drinkin' in Austin, what up?
From hot in Ferrari, victims in back of car cars
Everybody's traveling right now
Visiting family and all of that
Everybody's on vacation right now
I see some shit in Saudi Arabia
Oh my God, you see that? I hit my target We gotta get it now they bout to up the price to like 30 grand a night.
They just opened.
Those shit they look like space ships.
Villas they like made of metal sitting on the water in Saudi Arabia.
Open.
Oh yeah.
Yeah buddy.
Like Star Trek. Water in Saudi Arabia Open, thanks for the water that little bit Yeah buddy
Like Star Trek
Just know that in the hood they going bumpin'
Y'all mean we in Costa Rica next week?
We getting the fuck out of here
Some more warmth
A little bit of snow outside, shouts of the snow
Yeah, right on time
Shit to the snow
Right on time, shit to the snow Right on time, feel awake, right now it's really lit
The things that shake me for the moment
Microphone check, microphone check
First and foremost we wanna thank our higher power
For waking us up with breath in our lungs
This morning all praise due to him
Always
You know what I mean?
Without him none of this is possible
for her, for her
no it's to him
no I'm just fucking with Mel
because I do believe it's her
I do believe it's her
you think God's a man?
yes
why?
because of all the shit we have to go through no woman would do this to us
shit new ice and ash Because of all the shit we have to go through, no woman would do this to us. Repeat that please for me.
Or not.
What did she say?
I said no woman would do this to us.
Have you ever seen a speculum before?
Who know?
A speculum.
What's that?
That's the shit right here.
No, no, no.
The speculum is what...
I know man people that's autistic.
On the speculum.
On the speculum.
Let's just leave it right there. We're just going to leave it right autistic. On the speculum. On the speculum.
Let's just leave it right there.
We're just going to leave it right there on the speculum.
What's the speculum?
A speculum is what you insert into a woman
in order to do a pap smear
where they crank that shit up.
It looks like...
It's a little opener shit.
You ever seen a catheter?
Yes I have. And did you know that women have to get catheters?
Yeah, they don't feel like I was the same
Not quite the man flu. Yeah, what is the man flu? It's the worst shit out there, bro
Tell me what the man flu is. It ain't worse than that catheter
I'm just saying women always talk about their pain levels and stuff and what they will through they've never experienced a man flu
I don't know what the man flu is. Do you know what the man flu is? Yes
Please educate me. I'm't know what the man flu is. Do you know what the man flu is? Yes. Please educate me.
It's the flu that men get.
How does it differ from the regular flu that humans get?
It ain't no bad.
Because you're not men.
It don't knack you.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit, it's a cool flu.
It's bothering you.
Shit, leave you alone in the bed. You know what I mean? It's cool a cool fluid. She's bothering you. She'll leave you alone in the bed.
You know what I mean?
It's cool.
You get a dick, let them put that catheter in there
the size of a straw.
I almost broke that nurse's hand off that mom.
But you did.
What? You crazy.
Damn catheter. It worked.
You had that shit before?
Yes. Jersey City Medical Center Jersey City Catholic sounds extra
What no Medical Center in Jersey City was like a thing I told me to go get a baby one We had the baby meat. Yo, yeah, get down. It's like your ass is gonna come out. Like, no, it ain't my shit small.
No, my shit's gonna get in the way.
Word.
What?
Son, that shit is all my...
What?
I hope I never have to.
I'm hoping for you, my brother.
I'm not bullshit.
That shit is different.
Yo, you really not gonna sue the city?
Sue them niggas.
I'm trying to. Mark, gotta help me out. I'm just on a landlord. Can't sue the landlord
No, you go through the city and I should be the landlord though. What you talking about both?
Them doors was my I'm doing this you will have a Cassie nigga everybody in my shit dog
Joining us and we are gonna introduce someone talk about what parks fell and parks fell the other day. If he would have went over the first door,
he goes down the steps, B.
Yeah.
I'm suing Eric Adam.
This is what happens when it's the second door.
Crazy.
I'm suing that to Eric Adam, to Adam's family.
You are.
With no bullshit.
Steven Adams, all the niggas.
Yes, exactly.
Steven A. Smith.
Crazy, yo.
What?
Everybody gotta get it.
What episode is this?
786. Welcome to episode 786 of the Joe Budden podcast brought to you
by a few by Power Buy Prize Pigs Practice Gang. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly
favorite host Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people to my left. Y'all know the
vibes. Ms. Hottenbother herself, Queen herself Queen M form Alyssa Ford in the building
Big Parks is here ice is here
Why himself issues here and brother flip is here with us in spirit last But certainly not least each and every one of you guys out there are here. How's everybody doing man? What's popping? What's popping?
What's popping good? I'm good, man. I'm glad to be back man. I
Missed that I couldn't be here with y'all last part. Sciatica fucked me up bad.
Doctor gave me that shot and I'm back.
You got the shit the football players get?
Yes.
The cortisone shot.
Yes.
No he said it wasn't.
No it was a steroid.
Oh it's.
Steroid shot.
Yo it's stay on the men's health.
Sorry.
I don't know.
Okay, alright.
You don't know what we go through.
Sciatica was acting bad.
Shit had me fucked up.
I couldn't move.
What is that, it's like a pinched nerve?
Your sciatica nerve is the longest nerve.
It runs like your spine all the way down your leg.
So if it gets pinched in any way, it'll fuck you up.
So my shit was my back, my hip, and my knee.
All the way down to your knee, yeah.
You gotta get one of them shits like
Batman has, the inverted table shit.
Nah, they told me just, it's a stretching thing.
You gotta stretch, workout, that's a me and Mel.
I'm actually going to-
Pilates.
Yeah, I'm going to Pilates, bro.
Okay, please record this.
Oh no, you know that I've been trying to get,
I've been trying to collectively get you all
to do a Pilates class where I could teach it.
You could.
I could teach it, and that I think would be amazing.
And I promise I would go easy on you guys.
I would not.
No.
She just had me try to do some bullshit a minute ago.
I literally had him try to touch his toes.
Melissa would live to see us in pain.
Bro, I'm still in pain.
I don't want you to be in pain, that's the thing.
I don't want you to be in pain.
I want you to rediscover flexibility and mobility.
Nah, you got a men in pain kink.
You do.
I don't.
You got a men in pain kink.
You want us to be uncomfortable.
And it's okay.
No.
It's okay.
Every physical challenge we've done up here, you be sitting there.
Yo, get on the scale.
Get on the scale.
Why don't you get on the scale, Ish?
Get on the scale.
I'm like, yeah, all of that.
The belt, yes.
She took pleasure in that.
She did.
She loved that shit.
She wanted to crank that shit up.
I was literally just a conduit for, you know,
the audience who wanted to live vicariously through me.
I see.
I hear you.
Yeah, I did a lot of bullshit with you.
Yeah, I hear you.
You all grow up.
All right, what is important, unimportant,
what's happening in the universe
that we need to care about.
I don't know if y'all covered it.
Did y'all cover the cold show?
No. No. No.
Really?
I wanted to go. I didn't see it.
Okay. I signed up for the inevitable
just because they live streamed it
if you were one of the members.
Missed it. So I signed up just for that.
And that show was amazing.
It was free?
Nah, just the $10.
And the first thing I thought about was,
how many other motherfuckers did this?
No, I'm telling you, when they put the tickets up for sale,
they showed how many people were in queue
and the only way to get the link was to be signed up
for the inevitable and it was 150,000 people or some shit
in the queue for the tickets to buy the tickets to the show,
so imagine the people that didn't even wanna go to the show.
Nah, I gave the AI girl my J. Cole money.
Where?
J. Cole coulda got that 300.
What?
And then he did the Dollar in the Dream.
He gave out, Dollar in the Dream is something Cole used to do
where he would just announce the show
nine o'clock in the morning,
y'all gonna be here tonight,
everybody show up with a dollar,
you get a ticket for the show later on tonight.
So they did that at Irvin Plaza, 10 a.m.
The line went around all four corners of Irvin Plaza,
then across the street, and then all the way up the avenue.
Wow.
And nobody got robbed.
No, I ain't seen nobody got robbed. J. Cole's a peaceful brother. Yeah, that ain't the place up the avenue. Wow. And nobody got robbed. No, ain't nobody got robbed.
J. Cole's a peaceful brother.
Yeah, that ain't the place for that to happen at.
But the show itself was amazing.
He had opened a DJ, you know, warmed the crowd up,
and he came out, he went through the whole album,
mixed tape cuts, feature cuts, didn't bring anybody out,
just smoked it himself.
How long was the show?
He went on at 9.30 and I think he got off stage at like 11.
Oh damn, that ain't bad.
He's bounced back toward,
he's crushing it at the end of the year.
He's killing the shit.
Yeah, the whole podcast thing,
the re-releasing the albums, the bonus tracks.
Just put the deluxe out on DSPs today.
Yeah.
Anything you have bad to say about that beef shit, he's showing why, let me do this my way.
Yeah.
And it's working.
It is, salute man.
Change that conversation about him completely.
Yeah.
They just forgot, I'm like,
cut them out of that shit now.
I see why, I think everybody sees why he stood out, right?
Yes.
Absolutely.
In hindsight, it makes all the sense in the world.
I mean, just people wanted him to be messy
and a competitor in that.
They wanted you to start mudslinging
and all that bullshit and he's like, nah, I'm cool.
I just wanna rap.
If y'all gonna go personals, I don't wanna do that.
We know you like mudpods, my nigga, we know.
Wait, that's not true, it's not, and I do.
Let me recognize that, I do, but it's not,
yes, people wanted to see that.
Also, he told us he was with that shit.
He didn't tell us he was with that.
He said I'm with rap battling.
Got you.
And if y'all are going there, I'm not with that. Let me get away.
Because that's not what I'm on. I want to rap. If we're gonna rap, let's rap. That's then you're
not really with it. I understand. I comprehend the point. But so you don't think it could be rap
competition without a game? I'm with all the hand tohand combat in the world with anybody in the world The second is somebody want to exceed that point. I'm stepping out of it. I also know that this could lead to that
Barmy kind of could get to that maybe so yes, I respect his opinion
I don't want to participate in that shit show that y'all are doing but
Unfortunately, sometimes the sheer competitiveness
of MCs can lead to that or much worse shit.
And it was death back in the day.
It's probably still death, it's still death.
It's better than that today.
So I mean, I get the point
and I agree with his decision-making in hindsight.
And I'm cool with, well, to him, I'm cool with y'all.
So I don't have the hatred there to take it there
with y'all.
Now, that's not to say maybe it's somebody out there
that he really don't like that if it got there,
I'm willing to go there with you.
But I don't wanna do this with you.
And I think somebody spoke to him and said,
yo.
This shit about to get ugly.
You might wanna do this. Yeah, but move out the way and stop making it look like
you picking a side because it looked like you picking a side and I'm about to start taking it
like that. I think somebody may have had that talk with him worded differently. I don't know but boy
what a way to clean clean a year. What a way to close the year especially when all other rappers
are obsolete. True. Music seemed it do seem a little obsolete,
for me anyway.
Hip hop.
Or just everything.
And I'm not just saying hip hop,
because I think of some of my favorite R&B acts
that are just, shit,
I was having a Melly talk not too long ago,
fucking Danny Lay,
just some of the people that were granted a shot,
like an opportunity, or that got on during the boom
of 2017, 18, 19, 20.
Now it's like, what do I do?
It's different, man.
COVID came and changed a lot of shit.
A lot of people spent money, invested money,
and now that all that dried up,
ain't nobody trying to spend no money.
Or they ain't get their money back.
We in the red.
No, I'm not spending no money no more.
Now you gotta go out and do it yourself.
So now you gotta spend your own money
to get yourself a certain way
and everybody ain't got it to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
I feel like they've changed like some of the algorithms
and some behind the scenes shit.
I feel like it's changed.
As someone who releases music,
something back there changed.
I don't know what, I have no evidence of it.
It just feels different.
That's the best way to put it, it feels different.
Yeah. It does feel different.
So I can see why a lot of people would be a little quieter
musically, because if they're fucking with shit back there,
we gotta adjust.
And people trying to figure out their way out of this shit.
That's what I see.
I see a lot of people trying to get off that hamster wheel
of the music industry.
I agree.
And it's like, yo, we not releasing shit
until we can get this figured out.
Anything else go wait.
Go get my old shit.
That gotta be a fucked up place to be.
I'm laughing because I've seen an interview somewhere
with Three Stacks and the person he was talking to he was telling him how his label didn't want to count the flute album
Toward the shit cuz they got some wording in the contract
It says the next album has to be 90% like the last album
Am I on rain for some reason? Like a loser?
Sicko.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's nasty, I ain't gonna hold you.
Listen, all things considered with the sleepwalker,
I got alarms, motion sensors.
Quasars, ankle braces.
Vibrators.
Trace jackets.
Ankle weights, listen, anything but it.
You gotta put that shit up in the...
Ankle weights.
You gotta help.
You gotta get that shit that they put on the dogs.
The invisible collar shit. Word. So you walk outside, that shit that they put on a dog. The invisible collar shit.
Word.
So you walk outside that shit.
All right, I'm up.
That's funny, so.
What was that saying just now?
Andre 3000.
He was looking at the Andre.
Oh yeah, 90% has to be,
album has to be 90% like last album.
And he was like,
he say he tried to fight it at first,
but then he was like, the game is the game,
but they just got all types of tricks in there.
Mm-hmm.
Man, I was like, uh.
No we don't.
I know you rush.
Hey, hey, publishing company.
Hey, 3K.
Might be right on that one.
Yo, buddy.
You my man and all that.
You can't, but you're one of the best to ever do this shit.
But some shit you can't do.
Like, artists are crazy. I'm not mad at the try. Try a do this shit, but some shit you can't do like artists are crazy
I'm not mad at the dry
Trying to get that shit off. I'm mad at the dry
I'm a label that's waiting for my top-selling diamond artist to hand in an album so the rest of these niggas can eat
And you hear me in an album full of flutes
And then walk in the corner office and say hey, I'm done
How did that album do though, I
Mean, it's like Grammy nominated in shadow know how sales wise it did, but I'm sure it's good for a flute album
I was like, I actually like this shit on some massage
I was like, I actually liked the shit on some massage. We all didn't.
I listened to it.
But it ain't an album.
It ain't Fitcher's Iadocon?
I don't hear it as an Andre 3000 album.
Not at all.
You know what I mean?
But again, everybody's trying to figure their ways off of that hamster wheel.
So, yo, let me give them an album of a flute and see if it worked.
What if it did work?
He had four more of them in the top.
I'm sure it worked.
It couldn't have been a terribly expensive album. No, no, no. Yo, let me give him an album of a flute and see if it worked. What if it did work? I don't get four. He had four more of them in the top
It could have been a terribly expensive album. No, no, I'm talking about what if it worked towards
What it cost you to make
No, no, this ain't. It ain't bombs over Baghdad.
It ain't cost them no money. That's what I'm saying. So it made them money.
No, it didn't. We not claiming that shit. Whatever it did, go buy yourself something nice for Macy's.
That's Macy's money. It's a Macy's, get yourself something. Yeah, Macy's. That's Macy's money.
It's a Macy's soundtrack, so it makes sense.
Hey, hey, call me back when hey, y'all,
and all that shit is done.
Yo.
This is why labels have A&Rs to sin with your dumb ass.
You new kids have escaped it building shit in your room,
but they sent A&Rs with y'all to make sure that the creatives didn't get too damn creative in there
Go near and did do that live that we like nigga. Come on
Yeah, I want my first single man to just be like some something just
Explaining my mood and therapy and my story and just showing substance
and being deep.
Like I said.
Go deep.
Pump it up.
Focus.
Look, I need you to focus, man.
If you pump it up, we're on fire.
It won't be on this label.
Yeah.
Hey, you can do that on album five when we far away from
you. For now, you better get these asses moving. Speaking of getting asses moving, pause if
applicable. Another dark sign in the music business for me. That Uzi I Wanna Rock song went away too fast for it
to be what they made it be.
That shit be at sporting events.
Yeah, they still play it in like commercials and sporting events and shit like that.
Nah.
Nah.
I ain't heard it and I watched commercials and sporting events. I seen me 900 times just
yesterday.
That's true.
I'm watching.
It's new though.
No it ain't. That song is new. You know what I'm'm saying yes shit is new. Well which one? I shot a couple. They are fairly new. What'd you be
saying when my commercial come on though? Nothing. I clap. Hey yo don't start your shit.
Right. Hey, man, don't start.
And where's that, where's that?
It's too gloomy.
It's too gloomy.
You got to come in with that bullshit.
You got the bag.
Yo, you at home, you just be like.
Hercules, Hercules.
Daisy, what?
Daisy?
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
What else, what else, what else, what else is there?
Anything in music?
Do we get to SZA yet?
No, we got a video with, what's his name, Ben Stiller?
Driving the car.
Excuse me?
Mouth and hair lyrics.
Ben Stiller.
Ben Stiller.
The actor?
The actor.
It was kind of funny, yeah.
The actor, you know, he mad silly.
And then she was butt-ass, but an alien in the woods
with the fireflies.
Butt-ass.
Rolling in the grass, butt-ass.
Well, they had a little makeup on the nipples and on. Of course you're Googling that right now.
I mean, it's worth a watch.
If you find it, let me see it right now.
It's relevant to the conversation.
Yeah, of course.
No, it is.
Aliens, drones, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Oh, they put a drone ban over New Jersey.
It must've started this morning
because I seen one last night.
For real?
That's the first one I saw. Like, I haven't seen For real? That's the first one I saw.
Like I haven't seen any.
Last night was the first one I saw.
Oh wow.
It's kinda...
Over by you?
Nah, this shit was far too.
It's like an hour away from my crib.
That shit was far, I ain't gonna lie.
You was an hour away from your crib.
What you was doing at night?
I was picking up hoodies.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm hoodies. Mmm. Melbox that, buddy. How does he still get this shit off the house?
He is the man.
Yo, the hoodie plays clothes around midnight.
I'm rushing.
I'm rushing over there, baby.
Stuck in traffic.
Yo, he is the man.
Stuck in traffic.
Yo, he is the man.
Stuck in traffic.
Yo, he is the man.
Stuck in traffic.
Yo, he is the man.
Stuck in traffic.
Yo, he is the man.
Stuck in traffic.
Yo, he is the man.
Stuck in traffic.
Yo, he is the man.
Yo, he is the man.
Yo, he is the man. Yo, he is the man. Yo, he is the man. Yo,'s stuck in traffic. Yo, he's the man.
Yeah, they got a drone ban over New Jersey.
I saw it on the news this morning.
Yeah, they must have, again, they don't want motherfuckers going up there looking at them
drones they got up there.
No, they said one fell out in Clinton.
Oh, really?
And they said they called the cops, they erased the shit.
Like mad quick, they said all the Outfitbite boys, all that shit came out there and got that shit about they erased the shit. Like mad quick, they said all the Alphabet boys,
all that shit came out there and got that shit about it.
Oh shit.
Hella quick.
I'm like, really?
Wait a second.
I know I'm ignorant.
Who was the Alphabet boys?
All the letters.
F-B-I-C-E-A-A-T-F-C-I-A.
Just the letters.
Okay.
F-A-A.
All them things. Okay. NBA, NFL.
I've heard a different something in my life I think with that.
But the alphabet was?
LGBTQ.
That's like a slur.
No.
That was Chappelle's remix.
The alphabet was way around long term.
Any of them three letter governmental agencies?
I'll just be clear.
I mean, I don't know.
I ain't much.
No problem.
There's a bunch of trans people out in the woods.
And the drone.
ET.
Our drone dropped.
Wait, what?
Yo.
Hey, drone, drone.
Take me with you. Let me see your finger!
Y'all need a lot of help.
Alright, got it.
I do laugh at that drone shit though, just randomly throughout the day.
Shit.
Humans so stupid, if those are aliens, and I'm not doing this tin foil shit with y'all,
I don't think they're aliens.
That's some tin foil upstairs with y'all. I don't think they're aliens. I don't tin foil upstairs. Look at the big hats.
But if they were aliens, what do, wait, do y'all believe the aliens to be wiser than
us?
Yes.
Okay. Got it.
Absolutely.
I don't know why people think that humans is working on plans to get to Mars, but the
aliens is just circling New Jersey.
Yeah, we got to fix Patterson before we can go somewhere else. I think that aliens are somewhere thinking that alien shit playing alien monopoly with
like other unknown planets and shit like that.
They ain't playing with New Jersey.
And I agree.
And America might be Baltic.
I think that uh, I think that uh, I think that just thinking of aliens as like a human
creature is mad ignorant.
Like, oh they came down here to do some shit.
We probably can't see these, they might be here.
That's what I said.
We don't know what they body made of.
We don't understand dogs yet.
Dolphins.
Oh look he's staying and miss you. No he's not, he. Word. Dolphins. Yeah, it's mad shit. Oh look, he's saying he miss you.
No he's not, he's hungry.
Word.
He's fucking hungry.
Oh man, yo.
I seen some white person the other day,
fucking he was bringing a dog in the hotel,
dragging him by the fucking leash,
choking the shit out of the dog.
I'm like, you think that you're doing something.
You think that you're like loving this guy, he's screaming for help. I'm too much of a dog. I'm like you think that you're doing something you think that you like loving this guy
It's screaming for help. I'm too much of a dog. Love it look she like that. Um
What else is there so there's no scissor project?
Not yet. She said that was gonna drop at 8 a.m
I don't know if that meant Eastern Standard Time Pacific Standard Time
Australian Standard Time about so we pass all of it. This is supposed to be a full
R&B project.
I think it's a deluxe, but it's like a new name.
It's a new album, Deluxe.
Yes.
Which tells me this isn't going to be four or five records.
I'm expecting a full length project.
I've seen Summer Walker with Carisha.
I like seeing Summer Walker out, because that
means that there's music coming. Well, she got the show to the radio show
What radio show?
Apple. Mm-hmm summer duds. Yeah, when did that launch? Maybe it's while you're going I guess
That's more good news, yeah, that's another sign that music is done and
Only the toxic bitches play that sped up heart of a woman shit on all of their shit.
Let you know exactly who to target
or stay away from if you're faithful.
That's all you hear.
Sometimes the music,
only thing that's saving you.
Hey, we sent some eyes over there.
Yeah, someone has a show,
it's called Over It Radio on Apple.
She got two episodes so far.
First one was Sexy Red and this one is Carisha.
Yeah, after Summer and Sizzle, I'm kinda,
I gotta say a word.
No please don't.
No, why?
We paid the toll.
Over It Radio, your first episode was Sexy Red,
your second episode is Carisha.
Yeah, I'm not really seeing a correlation.
What you got?
That's toxic radio.
Oh, it is toxic radio.
Summer Walker.
But I'm saying, you name it, she'll...
Well, Over It is her album.
I thought that was the name of the song.
Her album was Over It, and now it's finally Over It, which is cap.
Yeah, we know. Alright, I'm back back over. When are they finally over it?
When they find something new?
Yeah, I don't believe this summer Walker's finally over it well unless you're talking about Larry I
Do believe that she's probably not still fucking in pain over him
still fucking in pain over him.
That's fucked up.
Anyway, can't wait till I get this new music from Summer and SZA and anybody else
who wants to participate in this music.
Literally anybody.
Anybody out there that's got a, I'm listening to demos.
It was a good year though, I can't front.
It was a lot of good music that came out this year.
It's weird that we're not getting any type
of blockbuster shit, well I guess it is if it happens.
But usually Christmas time is like, you get somebody.
That fourth quarter you get the heavy hitters.
Yeah.
We got Kendrick.
That's true, we got Kendrick.
We got all the TDE.
But I'm saying fourth quarter.
Oh, fourth quarter, okay.
We did get Kendrick.
Yeah, it's still fourth quarter.
We might, do you wanna count Cole?
Not really, it's an old project. I mean it's new songs. New songs. It's an fourth quarter. We might, do you want to count Cole? Not really. It's an old project.
I mean, it's new songs.
New songs.
It's an old project.
I thought his release date is February.
You know what I released date?
I mean, he said it's coming out around February,
the album.
That may be true, I don't know.
I'm not sure.
They did say at the show, he said,
cause the Dreamville festival coming up is the final one.
That's the last one.
And he said, I'll see y'all at Dreamville
and hopefully I have some new music to perform by then.
Like as a teaser to the festival.
He's definitely got new music to perform.
Of course.
Dreamville.
So everybody's anticipating the album, at least before then.
And that's April.
So that might track.
Which means it's probably, well, it's different.
I was going to say it's probably close to done at this point.
But in this day and age of the music business,
they be doing shit the last second, so.
They go back after a drop.
That too.
Music business is fucked.
Music is running around buying up independence.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah.
We're trying to find a way.
Again, people trying to get out
and they're gonna find a way to try to reel you back in.
We'll change it over here.
They did it. You was going over here to Spotify, going a way to try to reel you back in. We'll change it over here. They did it.
You was going over here to Spotify,
going over here to these companies, the DSPs direct.
Nope, nope, now we got them.
Yeah, I know that means.
Now we're gonna buy up the little independent distributors.
Some of them should be probably kicking off, boy.
So if you think about it, what they say,
there's 300,000 songs released a week or something like that.
So corn, Distro Kid and them is eating.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Eating, for sure.
Well, you think the majors gonna stand by and watch that?
No.
I would think it's gonna offer the same service
at some point.
I would like a new, I would like a new Snow Allegro project.
Yeah, definitely.
I've been listenin' to her shit the whole week.
The whole drive to the hoodie store.
Yo, yo.
That's right.
You got that.
Idiot, yo.
I might play one of them shits for my sleep, but yo, you're an idiot, yo. Oh, see, You had that. Idiot. I might play one of them shit for my sleep,
but yo, you're an idiot.
Oh, shit, I think that was like a nice ride you took.
With the snow.
Our leg.
Our drop.
Full moon.
That was a beautiful track.
Little block of ballet.
Take you hit some hoodies.
I think a hoodie playlist.
Oh man, the slacks.
You see your girl got Radio City coming up in March.
Cleo Soul, I seen it.
They announced another night, three dates.
Wow.
I know that's y'all people's.
Group trip.
Radio City, that's nice.
That's nice for Indy.
And from overseas, word, that's big.
Finally a show that they won't pull Big Mel on stage
for a half time.
She could just be a normal patron.
Maybe they pull you on stage this time.
Would you go?
I wouldn't go.
Why not?
Hell, why would we do this every pod?
Because I don't want to be center stage anywhere.
Ish, would you go?
I'm shocked you did it twice.
Well she got up.
And lied both times. You're such a liar. I did not lie you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth. up doing it. Yeah, but I didn't get that follow up text.
All I got was the aggressive shit in the morning like, nah man, I ain't even about that.
I don't even want to have the reputation of just going up stage.
I did that for lucky, but I didn't want to do that for any many else.
Nigga, not even six, three hours later.
When you get a call from Snoop who asks you personally to do this.
Hey, pick that up.
Shut the fuck up.
You drop it.
Hey, you set it up.
You set it up.
And then I like the setup on the stage.
I was like, okay, it's not the same thing.
I could do this.
Hey Snoop.
Hey, you another one.
What was the setup?
This time on October London stage, they just had a couch and they're just like, they just
want you to just sit on the couch, have a drink, smoke a Stoge.
That's it.
It's like a nightclub.
I said, I can do that.
You smoked a Stoge?
I smoked a Stoge on stage.
Yes.
I dropped the ashes all in my crotch too, but played it off.
I was dead.
That's right you were with Joe's mom. No, he was with his girl and my mom went to and Ice's mom went.
Well, I saw them together.
All Mel did up there was...
Girls be bored. They need some shit to do with their hand when they be fucking with the cell.
Girls don't have that. All they do is this. The only thing they can do is their hair.
Just keep faking it. Your hair is fine. And it ain't.
It ain't move. You did the comb, the hand comb like ten times.
Shit ain't go nowhere. That's what you did. You added to the show though.
You killed that shit.
Answer my question, Ish.
Cleo Soul called you up.
Would you go?
What she got on?
Child.
And that's why he asked you to go with him.
That right there.
I'm fine, man.
Since you didn't see it.
I'm fine.
You'll sit on the couch and smoke a Stogie.
Cleo Soul?
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
Might even come in there with a little dinner jacket
on with an ass cap on.
Pay the ass cap on.
Pay the ass cap.
That would be sharp.
That would be sharp.
We should make arrangements for that right now.
No, but Y'all Soul is fire.
She is fire.
Amazing.
She is fire.
I don't know if I'm going to go to this one.
Really?
Yeah, her last project was just sad to me.
It wasn't the one before the last. Really? Yeah, her last project was just sad to me.
It wasn't the one before the last.
Yeah, it wasn't the one before the last.
Yeah, but people don't do anything.
I know, but when people tour, sometimes they do do a lot of shit from their new album.
So I just don't know, that's all.
I gotta see when she hit the other cities first.
Got it.
They keep pressuring us to do something but I mean.
That makes sense.
The other city.
And I have to see show-ish.
I'll be curious to see what that looks like too.
I promise you.
Yo dog why is all this attention on me?
We have to just do, we just have to do cause I love you like that.
I love you like that that's why.
Now what?
Now what you gonna say? I do have to see show-ish just once.
Can we find a way?
I need to see a different ish.
Not show-ish.
After party-ish?
And pre-party-ish.
Before show and after show.
Be greedy.
Be greedy.
And I gotta see which shows his girl is allowed to come to.
Cause that's always the best part of touring.
It is.
I need to see that with everybody actually.
But yeah.
I made it.
He is gonna go so crazy.
I told my girl.
How do you think that?
Cause I've known you for a long time.
We know you.
And you like to talk and you're personable.
And I'm 48 years old.
That don't mean nothing.
Wait, get a mouthful.
Because adrenaline's gonna kick in.
You know, you're gonna have.
You think?
Yes.
When you're fucking.
And then.
Yeah.
Man, they're gonna.
Adrenaline kicks in.
What are you talking about?
Yo, what's a nutcase, yo.
I don't care about those people.
Everybody's going to be like, Ish, you my favorite.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
The Ish Brigade.
The Breschgate.
I watched some dumbass movie that had action figure ish in it,
but he was like actionless.
So I should fucking tear that tear that fucking movie apart,
but I won't.
Rebel Ridge on Netflix.
I'm late to this.
It's been out for a while, but the barber had it on.
So I started it.
So when I went home, I finished it.
Rebel Ridge.
Oh, yeah.
That's some bullshit.
I was entertained fully throughout the whole thing,
but they get the good-looking big black guy
with the muscles.
You got apparently all the girls that's fuckin',
they on right now, but I don't know none of this.
Okay.
But if you're trying to get an action figure guy,
you want him to look great.
So immediately they-
Yo, I clunk you with this phone, yo.
What?
You said this is-
Yo, this is the dickest thing.
Yo, this is the dickest thing.
Yo, this is the dickest thing.
Like not even close.
What do you mean not even close?
That is action figure, What's his name?
Aaron Pierre.
Yeah, and that look like,
you look like Aaron Pierre.
He look like Aaron Pierre.
Hey yo, you out your fucking mind.
That is a good looking man. What you talking about?
And he got the eyes?
Nah, that could be Ish.
Y'all don't hear her?
She moaning. His whole family though, Nah, that could be Ish. Yeah, yeah. I don't like this nigga. Y'all don't hear her? In what light?
She moaning.
She moaning.
His whole family though, the genetic line is there.
We don't know his whole family.
23 in one?
He walked a red carpet with his family and they just-
They all were just gorgeous?
Yes.
They all could have got it.
No, not like that because I mean I'm talking about mom and dad and sister and whatnot. Don't you ever call me this nigga.
I'm telling you.
You think that's an insult?
He's paying you a compliment.
Yeah.
Because he is amped right now.
That nigga killing you.
I'm just bigging you up.
He might get sexiest man of the year next year.
All right.
All right.
Mark my words.
I said it here first.
No, it's Jim from The Office.
Yeah. No, next year. I, it's Jim from The Office. Yeah.
No, next year.
I know it's Krasinski right now.
But next year?
Anyway, the first scene in the movie, the cops pull him over,
take all his money from him, give us this.
He was going to bail his cousin out.
They took it from him, told him to fuck off.
So I thought he was going to beat the cops up.
He did.
At every turn in the movie, that's supposed to be an action movie
with this new good looking black dude,
every time he was supposed to turn up.
He didn't.
He didn't.
He was just polite.
And then at the end,
he get into a little scrap.
And I'm like, you just look good nigga.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
He ain't really happy. What? He ain't No, man. He ain't even had time.
He ain't no action.
He didn't work on none of the, ah!
Bah!
Bah!
Bah!
Like, you need a few things to be not at all.
He stabbed one dude, punched one dude, and then that was the end.
I'm like, all right, all right.
That's where Jason Statham got your beat a little bit. They either broke seven necks.
Jason Statham or not?
He don't play.
He don't play.
First scene, a nigga gonna poke him in the chest.
At the wrong, hello.
At the gas station.
They gonna poke him in the chest.
That's it.
They gonna break that nigga's wrist
and do some other shit, have him leaning on the chips.
Shit, even Denzel when he locked the door
at the bar in equalizer.
Hey, Denzel, look at this little watch.
That watch time.
Motherfuck y'all up.
This new-ish looking nigga didn't do shit.
Yeah, ran around, fell in love with the white girl
that was helping him.
That's why he called him new shit.
Oh shit.
That's why he calls him. Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh bread.
It's Pierre, man.
It's Pierre.
It's the same.
I'm watching this shit and I'm predicting what's going to happen as it comes.
So he was getting shitted on the whole 10 minutes.
Then the little white girl pop up.
I said, oh, she going to help him.
The nigga fall in love.
Yeah, they didn't get to that part in the movie, but they was together and you know.
He beat?
No, no, he didn't beat.
He did?
Yes he did.
He beat.
I don't get what you say.
I don't know if they showed a rebel ridge,
but he got to the ridges.
Mel, you would date, was his name Aaron Pierre?
Yeah.
You don't hear how she just promoted that nigga?
He fine. She's hot and bothered now. Word. I thought that was his agent. He fine as hell.
Even while you got home boy like you think that's respectful to your situation? Listen stop bringing
that up okay? This is we're talking in hypotheticals right? Oh yeah he had to talk.
He had to talk. No.
Yeah.
He had to talk.
Oh, he heard it.
He heard it.
What sort of voice you think he used?
Oh, yeah.
How stern.
It was a stern voice.
It was low.
It was low.
And the nigga got a nice voice.
No, he hasn't started talking to me.
I just met with.
My bad, dude.
We're just talking in hypotheticals right now.
OK?
Hypotheticals.
Yes.
I heard your show. Mm. I like how you think that now. Okay, hypotheticals. Yes.
I heard your show.
I like how you beef.
You know, we got, that's not gonna fly in the air.
We should stop doing a little bit of, you know.
No.
I think you could tone it down a little bit.
I'm a private guy.
I'm a private guy.
You know, my family watching.
Oh my God.
What else, what else, what else? Homeboy, they did the jail walk, the New York walk.
The purple one.
With Luigi, Luigi Mangione.
I thought that nigga was-
Hannibal Lector.
El Chapo with some motherfucking body.
I know, I had to go look up his crime again. I was like, they walking him.
He only shot a nigga. They ain't do that for Raqeem and them when they shooting a nigga.
What the fuck you talking about? Nah, he ain't just shooting a nigga. He ain't do that for Rakim and them when they shoot a nigga. What the fuck you talking about?
Nah, he ain't just shooting a nigga.
Shot a very expensive dude.
He shot the CEO of the fourth,
largest fucking company in the country.
Shot a nigga.
What the fuck is you talking about?
This was theater.
Exactly.
This was theater and this was taxpayer money.
This is bullshit. Helicopters and this was taxpayer money. This is bullshit.
Helicopters and all.
I'm like, yo dog.
Jesus Christ.
Just like trying to like taint the fucking jury pool.
Why so?
Because don't you think that that theatrics
makes people think, oh, he's so dangerous.
When he went out of his way to make sure
that there was not the possibility
for any level of casualty past his target.
Oh, the good looks worked on you.
Oh, he finds hell.
I'm sorry.
The good looks worked on you.
But it's not even.
So you don't think that he's extremely dangerous?
No, I don't.
I do not think that he's dangerous.
The same way I don't think the fucking
Menendez brothers are dangerous
Joe let me ask you this
He might be dangerous, but see you watch too much. Then you watch so much question you might you watch too much Jason stay them
That little bony ass white boy did not need 77 cops with a Sunday's best on escorting him around
I don't know. I don't know that I agreed with that.
I don't know.
I don't know that I agree with that.
Whereas because I saw an attorney come out and say that they're going to have problems
with jury selection because it's so much sympathy for him.
And so now on the other side is let's paint him to be as dangerous as possible to try
to balance that back out.
But I think that's having the opposite effect.
I think it's I think it's making him look more like a martyr.
I think that it is...
He's going to look like that regardless.
Yeah, I think it's just increasing public support for him.
Because of who it was he killed and what he represented.
And because so many people can relate to the reasons why he took these matters into his
own hands.
Well, you've seen the comments under the... Well, slow down for a minute. I want to try to have he took these matters into his own hands. Oh, we later. Well, you seen the comments under the...
Well, slow down for a minute.
I want to try to have some of these talks.
Okay.
Y'all dead ass?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thousand percent.
Dog, will you...
Okay, media propaganda is and has been a part of most trials.
The major ones.
Yeah.
Media propaganda and misinformation, all of that
is there.
For sure.
So I'm not arguing your point about mind games
to potential jurors, but that existed.
That existed already.
This is high profile enough to where that was there.
True.
Two, New York City, and I don't have all of the facts,
but New York City was, they was in a fight with PDA or whoever over extradition in the first place.
No, no, no.
No, it was him.
It was him.
He was gonna wave his extradition at first. No, no, no, he was fighting
Eventually wave eventually waved it but at first he was fighting
Yeah, and New York wanted him in New York the place of the crime
Yeah, no get his ass over here that went on a little longer than we expected from that
I'm certain that they were getting pressure from whoever is above them.
You don't kill somebody that the CEO of the fourth largest,
yada, yada, yada, yada, yada,
and you're not pressured from somewhere
to get the guy that we watched kill him
and take a city bike somewhere.
So yeah, I do understand the reason
for the long, dramatic walk.
Shit, they did it with me at a much lesser level
when I got arrested on Dykeman. they call the news. They tell the news the time that you're going to take
the walk from back there and we going to film you and put you in the fucking news. So yes,
I get the perp walk and the off whites, the off whites will get to add another, add another
time. Also, I already told y'all how I feel about premeditated killers
versus the niggas that just pop you randomly at the spot. If dude, cause
playing this out this way, I don't doubt his brilliance. He was a valedictorian,
saluted the Victorian, went to wherever MTI, wherever he had MTA card. I don't
know. But highly, highly educated, highly educated brother
that comes from a family of money.
For him to plan out, write a manifesto,
stake out in stock at six in the morning
with his weapon of choice and his exit strategy
and all but damn near commit a perfect crime if not for his stomach growling.
I think that person is dangerous.
I think that person is dangerous.
You don't get to not be dangerous because a lot of people agree with
what you did. You're still a dangerous man.
Cool. Got it. That're still a dangerous man. Cool, got it.
That's all I'm saying.
So y'all talking about him like.
Semantically you're right, but once they got him,
they got him, right?
Do you look at that guy and say, yo,
he's gonna break the cuffs, knock 12 cops out,
and get away?
No.
But that wasn't the reason for the dog and pony show.
So what's the reason?
That's the point.
Niggas is saying, yo, you got 50 cops around this kid,
like he's gonna magically break free and run and get away.
Like he Jet Li is some motherfucking body.
He's not that.
What do you say the point was?
We have 50 cops here because people have been on our ass
for however many days that we didn't have this guy.
We probably about to lose mad money and budget it
and yada yada yada all that shit that's above my head.
Y'all just wasted.
It's the show.
You say wasted.
It's our money wasted.
Yeah, true.
It is.
Well, I don't live in New York, but yeah.
And we seen all the cops,
but I don't know the level of all of those, I seen some cops,
they look like they was the big dog cops.
It looked like multiple law enforcement agencies.
Fucking Eric Adams was there.
Like, that's what I mean, is it's one thing
if you have him doing the perp walk,
but it's another thing if you have helicopters
and 50 cops, the fucking mayor.
Like, that's spectacle.
Like he was bad bunny.
My nigga, what are we talking about?
Like the jokers or some shit.
That nigga's going to Rikers, bro.
Sit his little white ass.
He's not going to Rikers, he's going to MDC.
I'm just playing, boy.
Yo, sit his little ass over there.
That's probably why he didn't want to get extradited.
I'm over here and.
I don't understand y'all.
We say all the time, shit you just said it
a couple seconds ago, they ain't do all that
for cousin Raheem, right?
Like there's this thing in the black community
where we've seen what they'll do for something
and we've seen what they won't do.
We've seen crackhead Brenda die and nobody bat an eye.
And Dillon Roof go get Wendy's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But not only that.
All I'm saying is this dude wasn't just some dude.
Okay.
And I still want to be it, but they still somebody that had a family.
Now hold on a second.
So hold on a second.
Kids.
Let's do a comparison between him, Luigi,
and what he did, and the Sackler family.
Do you know who they are?
The Sackler family is-
The Sackler family-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who you talking to?
You know what I'm talking about?
Who you talking to?
Do you know who that is?
Who you know?
Them?
Who you talking to?
Okay, okay.
Who you talking to, me?
I'm talking-
You were not talking to me.
You lost the Doc family.
I'm sorry, I am not talking to me. You lost the Doc family. I am sorry.
I am not talking to you.
I am just basic, I'm talking in general
for people who might not know who the Sackler family is,
but I know you know who the Sackler family is.
They are responsible for the opioid crisis in this country.
They are responsible for the death
of 300,000 fucking people.
Not a single one of them saw the inside
of a fucking jail cell.
Nothing, no criminal charges whatsoever.
Okay.
If you're talking to me,
I don't condone death.
I don't agree with killing some of the people
that should be killed.
So what I'm, all I'm saying is.
That's not the retribution that I sign up for.. So what I'm all I'm saying is. That's not the all that's not the retribution.
I understand. I understand.
This is all I'm saying.
But you but I just want to be clear because you saying, hey,
none of them received jail time for me.
I'm taking that as yet somebody could have maybe taken the law
into their own hands and we got in street justice with the sacrilege.
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is if you're wondering where the're wondering where the lack of sympathy is coming from, generally
speaking, taking the temperature of how everybody feels about this particular story and why
nobody seems to care about the fact that this was a human being and his family lost him
and stuff, this is the reason.
I understand.
This is the reason why there is such an apathetic way of looking at this story and why people are looking at Luigi as a fucking
Hero, this is why that's why the conversation is always being
Approached from this particular standpoint. I know my response to that is what did he fix?
Nothing, absolutely nothing
But I understand it'll shed light on him. He created the conversation.
Yeah, it'll shed light.
He created a conversation and he also...
We've had a lot of discussions about...
You killed the right nigga, you're going to create a conversation.
We've talked a lot about consequences.
And we've also talked a lot about consequences that were...
That didn't necessarily meet the...
Meet the crime, you know what I'm saying? necessarily meet the crime,
you know what I'm saying? Or meet the offense.
Case in point when we talked about love and death,
the whole candy story, and we talked about
the consequences of a man and a woman
having an extramarital affair
and what the consequences of that were.
And how, is this like, did anybody deserve to die?
No, but there's consequences to your actions
that you might not understand what those actions might be,
depending on who it is that wants to med out those,
you know, med out the quote-unquote justice
or the vigilantism. You know what I'm saying?
That's just my whole point of why everybody seems to be
talking about this like he is a hero
and seemingly so apathetic towards the CEO who lost his life because of what he stands for.
It's what he stands for.
Like yo, so somebody in Congress needs a heart or a kidney.
Nobody gives a fuck.
No, they're going to get it.
But somebody's uncle that's broke or somebody's mom that's broke needs a heart or kidney.
They get pushed down on the list.
And they're going to be on the list for 77 years and they're going to pass away.
Right.
There's a level of
apathy where I don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
Or yo, my people couldn't get a surgery, but your bonus was $27 million last year.
I agree.
Like I don't give a fuck.
Not only do I comprehend it, I I receive it I get it. To those
people I ask what are y'all going to do to the new CEO? None. Absolutely. Same shit gonna happen.
And then the new CEO. True. I agree with you. And then the new CEO. That's my only problem with
dudes manifesto. It's like damn you do seem like this you were well thought out calculated and had a plan that was like a kind of long term that you had been
working on. The death of one CEO didn't didn't scratch nothing.
Yeah but it sends a message. It does send a message and I think the message is...
The eat the rich. Thank you. It's eat the rich. I was gonna say that could not...
Yeah but I don't agree with that. Well, I don't either.
I just want to stay clear for me.
I do not agree with.
We're not hoping none of this shit happen, but that shit.
Eat the rich, nigga.
Dog, all it takes is one sometimes.
All it takes is one sometimes to inspire
everybody else to start doing that shit.
You're going to be with somebody charcoony people.
I was. That was such a mean thing to even say. Charcuterie expensive too.
Charge it up.
You would be that Prusetto right there.
Hey.
Prusetto.
Oh man.
But now like if, let's say niggas get inspired by that that's not we're not hoping yeah
Yeah, some other CEO start dropping out there true. They took names
They locked up another little white girl somewhere else cuz she went in the bathroom and wrote the defend denied to pose or whatever the three-letter
Well, they yanked her ass up. She was on a phone. I know I'm talking shit. Not really the bathroom
But they got it. They got it
Really blue cross blue shield. Yeah
And she said the defense did not all that shit and said y'all next
They have a gun or nothing. They ran and got him. Meanwhile, this is the title of a fucking book
Yeah, but you know what? I know I know that's that martyrdom
You know what you're doing when you say it right now. Mel, he already got a lawyer, so you can stop. I seen on the news this morning with Crutches,
she hopped away.
She said...
She said...
She hopped away.
No, for real.
Because she came to me.
Because the whole world is waiting to hear from his attorney.
So I turn the news on, shit.
She said, just want to let'all know at this time,
we don't have nothing to say.
He wants to thank everybody for their support.
And she said.
Come on, man.
So shit, he must be getting some support.
Oh, he got a lot of support.
He's getting a lot of support for sure.
Mel, you gave him some money?
She about to be his pen pal.
You gave him some money.
You know what she looking for, yeah?
She about to mail the nigga a Subway sandwich or something know what she looking for, eh? She about to mail the nigga a subway sandwich or something.
A care package.
Put this up on your wall.
I got a couple of posters I can send you, boo.
That's catfish.
Oh boy.
Oh shit.
You can't do that.
You cannot do that.
Girls keep doing that.
You cannot do that.
You gotta send what you look like today.
Girls keep wanting to send them old photos.
Girls can't do that.
Why they don't know they can?
She still looks great today.
Guess what motherfucker?
Wait a second.
In less than a week, my ass will be on a beach with a bikini.
Trust me, there will be pictures and footage
and you do a side by side motherfucker.
Wait, you're missing what I'm saying.
Man, I know you look great.
You cannot send no picture of how you look at 23
and then show up.
You can't do that.
Niggas say your smooth magazine a little bumpy.
Oh shit.
I didn't say that. Y'all are fucking haters. But you've smooth magazine a little bumpy. Oh shit. I didn't say that.
Y'all are fucking haters.
But you been on the road today.
And claim your shit though, stand in shit.
You killing shit today.
Charcuterie boy, the king of the road, bumpy.
All right, all right.
I don't want no problems, dog.
This nigga said that's cat bitch.
Nah, I'm with you, dog.
The girls been doing that shit.
That shit the AI girl got me, man.
I got me shut up.
Mm-hmm.
And my girl need to be.
Yo, you didn't feel crazy?
No, I wanted to start a fight with my girl,
cause stop doing that.
Stop what?
Stop killing your delusion?
Yeah.
Stop!
Okay, sorry.
I was like.
Mind your business. I know your tiny asses gonna agree.
I knew nothing. Mind your business.
Yo, I knew Almond Joy and Mounds.
Listen, if I'm following something that's catfish
or a cartoon and I'm enjoying myself,
who the fuck are you to come over here and kill me?
You right. Hey, get this
airbrush bitch outta here. No, get you outta here.
DeLulu.
They're gonna kill my $300 joy.
DeLulu is the salulu.
Evidently.
Yeah.
I don't think it's DeLulu.
I think that it's no matter how deep the relationship is.
It's not Tori.
There should be private sectors for you
and there should be private sectors for me.
We not just joined at the fucking hip.
Lee, let me be with my cartoon. It's a cartoon. It ain't even a real thing. I can't even really
stick my dick in it. You jealous of the cartoon? I'm having a blast with this fake cartoon.
Here she come. You know that's fake. No, you fake. You want me happy, right? Yo.
Oh, you want me to go find something real?
No, baby, I love you.
You want me to go find something real?
I can make it happen for you.
Yo, you stupid, son.
Yeah, it could get on fake.
It could get on fake, real quick.
Shit.
Real Louis Vuitton.
This nigga's an idiot, yo.
Anyway, I love you, baby. If I got him out. Sorry, Vuitton. This nigga's an idiot. Anyway, I love you baby.
If I got him out.
Sorry, I'm back.
He can trade it for some commissary.
Mel.
Listen, I'm still lit in the pen, all right?
Let me ask you a question.
What?
How many soup packs you think you're supposed to work
right now?
Oh shit.
That's fucked up, yo.
I'm just, no man, I'm not trying to be funny.
Soup packs, sriracha,
Tuna fish.
Lucy's, the whole nine.
A carton?
Yeah.
The whole nine.
How many you think it's worth?
I never been to prison.
No, listen.
Dog, I hit mail the other day.
My man sent me a picture of mail.
I was like, yo, I'm so jealous, my nigga.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
He sent me a picture of mail.
Just out of the blue, I'm like, yo, look at what you got my friend sending me, yo.
It was a really odd picture.
Like, where'd he get that one from?
Did you send it to him?
I don't know.
Did you reply to that like I be replying to it when they say that? No, what? Oh, trust don't know. You sent it to him. No. No. Did you reply to that? Like I be replying to it when they say that?
No, what?
Oh, trust, no need.
Oh.
No need to be jealous.
Why are you a hater?
Trust.
Why are you such a hater?
I had to let my cousin, no cousin, Sean, know.
Oh, you work with her every day?
Hater.
What a gift.
It is.
From like the bad gift giver.
You're welcome.
I do enjoy it.
Thank you.
Mel was great.
Somebody re-gifted you.
My assholes.
Somehow I've fallen in love with all this quirky Karen shit that you got going on.
Really carved out a lane for herself with that black Karen shit.
Anyways.
Black Karen.
Kenisha.
Yo, what's wrong with this guy, y'all?
Karen Eek.
That was racist.
You fucked up the whole joke, yo.
Karen Eek.
Yeah, some black Canadian name.
See?
Oh, man.
What's happening right now?
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what Cam Newton had to say about the strip club?
Me, Parks and Imani was in the strip club the other night.
Yeah, we had a good time, man.
Strip club stories.
Sort of.
I was waiting for Imani to get here, but we could get into it.
Fuck it.
Nah, we could wait for E. That was interesting.
When the girls love karaoke, I saw Imani get up there and hit them with a little Carlos
Thomas.
He got up there, did a little I wish.
I wish I never met her.
We'll talk about that when he gets here. Cam Newton said he went to the strip
clubs not for the ladies at all but to compete with men in terms of throwing
money. You throw 10 I'll throw 15 I think we have a clip. Yeah, we got a little clip here. Load up the clips. I never went to a strip club for women.
I always went to strip clubs for guys.
What?
Bro, what are you talking about, man?
No homo.
We went to a strip club.
No, didn't.
I'm a competitor.
I wasn't going to spend no money if I didn't see nobody else
spending money.
As soon as I seen somebody thinking that they got money,
OK, you spending five, I'm going to spend six.
If you going to spend 10, I'm going to spend 15.
And then we're going to have a rain off.
Yeah, I love it.
I say you do that in onyx.
So that's my whole thing.
It's like, I don't go to strip clubs for chicks,
even though I want decoration.
I was a competitor.
Still am a competitor to think like, nigga,
you think you got it, but you don't got it.
That 15 that you making, I'm going to to think like, nigga, you think you got it, but you don't got it. That 15 that you making, I'ma spend my 15
and I'ma make it back easy.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it ain't that.
Just to say this story,
cause I got this story on you.
Talk to me.
At Onyx, you was at the top,
you said these exact same fucking words.
Straight up.
Yeah, you can save her.
Yeah.
I didn't need to qualify her.
How does everyone feel?
I think a lot of niggas do that.
For real?
Yeah.
Bottle wars, all that shit.
The bottle wars for sure.
All of it is I want to look like the man here.
Oh, you doing something, I got to outperform you.
I want to look like it's ego.
So I have to look like I'm doing it the biggest
in this club.
I'm trying to do it the littlest. Well, club. I'm trying to do it the littlest.
Well, no, you're trying to do it the littlest.
I'm trying to get it done.
He's going to do it the littlest.
He's going to do it the littlest.
Pause that, bro.
Pause.
Well, we fucked the Mascores together.
You wasn't killing.
Look at him.
Look at his face.
You don't have to fight this.
I'm not saying that. You wasn't, you know what I mean? Look at him, look at him, look at his face.
You don't have to fight this.
I'm not saying no.
You got it bro.
Yo, his ego.
He's out of control.
I'm good.
I think that should sound goofy.
But it's cool.
But maybe I'm just poor.
You think it's goofy, but do you think it's true?
I think that Cam is playing with a cheat code.
So I think that he don't got to do that. Because not only does he have code. So I think that he don't got to do that.
Because not only does he have money, he's famous.
Like he don't got to do that.
He's not doing it.
For the nondescript niggas that gotta come in
and outshine everybody.
What y'all told me about when the nigga,
Mack Kemp came in there and was rapping niggas in there.
Oh, he bought how many bottles?
Okay, watch this.
Yeah, but no, don't watch.
That's the competition part though.
That's the difference.
I never dealt with man camp in that league
I dealt with him in like the real live streets
But a baseball niggas was different. Yeah baseball
There was no cap. No, not just that nobody knows who they are
So the baseball niggas be having an identity crisis new man. Nobody know who they are
Where's when football everybody who the fuck Cam is.
Okay, so now, so look, Ish, not Cam.
Ish, to what you said, now to the nigga in there
who don't nobody know who he is.
Now you can't outperform, you can't, I get it.
But you get what I'm saying?
Oh, he don't, let me, let me, let me make a show over here.
Let me make a scene.
And then Cam is saying, ain't no nigga in here gonna out throw me
Oh, he ain't run into the crypto bro that we ran into that one night
Well, no, he might have outdid him. I don't know crypto boy was in there
What 20 40 60?
60,000 Tuesday or some shit. It wasn't even like super lit in there.
And Cam is speaking from like the perspective of an athlete
that's in town for the game,
going to the strip club and getting it done.
And I know some of y'all athletes watch this show.
So let me make myself clear.
When y'all get to doing that on Tuesday night, y'all got it.
And I'll be back Wednesday.
She probably don't work back to back nights.
I'll hit the Thursday, Friday that she's here and you're playing the chargers.
So away, she'll appreciate you a little 2,500.
Hey, yeah, I hit that schedule.
Hey, y'all got as many home games as away games, buddy.
The fuck is he talking about?
Exactly.
You got it for the night.
Wasn't no point when Homeboy was in there,
crypto dude with them $60K.
Oh shit, a night to save.
Yeah.
A night to save.
Let me go talk to the B team over here.
You got my bitch hemmed up.
And get to it.
Get money, baby.
You can't be a hater.
You can't be a hater.
I feel like that when the $2,500 niggas come in here,
do your thing, mama.
Nah, you making me mad.
Let me get my water.
No, he's really making me mad now.
He's telling the truth.
I know, but he's pissing me off.
Let me get that water, mama.
Red Bull ish. Do not let the $2,500 niggas do that to you. I know, but he's pissing me off. Let me get that water mama, Red Bull. You not gonna throw it?
Do not let the $2,500 niggas do that to you.
Call me, yo, fuck with you so wrong.
What the fuck is you talking about?
You never seen Good Will Hunting?
Yes.
How about them apples?
I got a number.
What the fuck is you talking about, dog?
You do, anybody?
Yo, Joe. And he already said he wouldn't touch your money.
Anybody clean up how they clean up.
No, no, no, he wouldn't have to touch my money.
I wasn't telling him to do that,
but he can fucking run his mouth a pause
while I'm throwing my shit and he ordering a few Gs.
Hey, hey, hey.
We ain't letting the $2,500.
You can't give that off?
Shit on, shit on, dang.
Hell no.
I thought you was in Hackensack last night.
Not I set the duck.
Oh, but you went to the hoodie store.
Hey, hey, hey.
Where's the hoodie store at?
Hackensack.
All right.
Look at that.
No, there's an hour away.
But the thing about the hoodie store, they worked.
The hoodie store and the lineup they had over there.
Look similar.
Man. Just so happens you had to run there when the lineup was over there doing that.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm saying it.
They said, they said to me.
I didn't even know my girl told me.
Oh shit.
You're becoming Joe.
Go over there and try it.
They said that to me.
Girl, I am in bed.
I got to work tomorrow in Queens.
I can't even play. I can't even play. I got to get tomorrow in Queens.
I can't even play.
I can't even play.
I got to get up and trek hiking in the morning.
Should a little different.
Yeah, no, no, it's a whole different vibe.
Look at y'all.
They really sent me to law though.
Y'all are at work, man.
What's going on?
I was going to show it to you.
Don't show it to me.
You might have known it already.
I don't know nothing.
Everybody got the cooties except for my already. I don't know nothing. Everybody got the coolies except for my baby.
I don't know nothing about nothing.
I don't wanna look at them, talk to them,
text with them, eat their food, massage them,
anything, yeah, hookah.
No, I'm cool, I'm cool.
I'm bullying.
You're bullying.
Yeah, I'm bullying.
Let's go away to B.
I'm bullying, they can't get me.
Big bag bullying.
They're trying it, they're trying you out there. You gotta be strong as a man, I'm bullying. There you go. Let's go way to B. I'm bullying. You can't get me. Big bag bullying.
They trying it.
They trying you out there.
You gotta be strong as a man.
I'm telling you.
What is bullying?
You don't wanna know, man.
Nope.
You don't wanna know.
Come on now.
I'm learning.
Come on, guys.
Mel is the best.
She is such a Karenie.
What is bullying?
What?
What? What?
Kenesha?
I'm still not over Park saying,
the dude had that shit on and Mel saying,
a vest?
I'm not over that.
But it's fine.
Yo, oh man.
It's fine.
Canadians got different slang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got the nerd to be building a fucking Tim Horton
in our old spot, our old little Dunkin' Donuts
that our jerseys should be up in the radnicks for.
I seen it.
I seen it.
Now I gotta go tell Tim Horton to put my picture back up.
Because I still did my numbers over here.
Don't play.
I seen it.
That shit look nice too.
Yeah.
What were you,
can't do Tim Horton's over here man. We'll leave it up there, sandwiches.
We gonna see.
Shit's good.
Sandwiches, that's bread.
That shit used to be.
I don't eat too much bread.
Ah.
Okay.
That shit used to be a club.
Then when niggas get healthy you like do this shit where you hate on health.
I'm not hating.
So why are you making a face because I don't eat bread?
Go ass-hate.
Because I don't believe bread. Go ask Satan.
Because I don't believe you.
All you got to do is go to Capitol Grill and ask him.
Go right to Capitol Grill.
You tell them no bread basket.
No bread.
No.
Which is very different from what I used to say at lunchtime.
I'm like, do you have the dinner bread, which is that good banana brown nut, that good soft
shit, the good dinner bread.
The pretzel bread.
Yo, I don't know if it's the same one
because I don't really do capital grill that often,
but that fucking,
you're a little evolved past this.
That Cheesecake Factory brown bread, that's the one?
Never had it.
The brown with the oats on it.
The brown with the oats on it.
That's why you can't get 100 million.
They sell our shit in the store.
That's why, because you gonna go to Cheesecake Factory.
You in Cheesecake Factory.
Blow it all, Cheesecake Factory.
You can't go to Cheesecake Factory.
I might go to Cheesecake Factory no more this weekend, man.
I do like Cheesecake Factory.
Who can't go to Cheesecake Factory?
You can't go no more.
Oh yeah, you can't go to Cheesecake Factory.
Tell me why.
I don't know.
I'm in Cheesecake Factory.
Oh, I was about to say why you could go and I can't go.
I'm in there.
You think y'all share the same profile? Nope.
I don't know what, I don't know.
I'm asking you the right question.
I have no idea.
True, you got it.
You know, y'all might share the same profile.
Yeah, there you go, see?
You don't think you're the same profile?
He bougie.
He's a?
He bougie, he's a half way bougie.
I'm not any of that.
And we should share the same profile. You're a little bit bougie. The profile, there's nothing wrong with being bougie. I'm not any of that. And we should share the same profile.
You're a little bit bougie.
The profile, there's nothing wrong with being bougie
if that's what you are.
I'm not that.
Cheesecake.
I'm getting a cheesecake fact.
Yeah, the brown bread.
I know what you want me to talk about.
They sell that shit in the grocery store now.
That shit's so good.
I gotta have my Pepsi to go to the cheese.
Raspberry lemon drops.
Don't do it. Don't do to go to cheese. Raspberry lemon drops don't do it.
Raspberry lemon drops.
Hey yo, you're old.
Who the fuck is walking around with roll-lays in they pocket?
My dad.
What are you talking about?
What?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Sit somewhere and order the meatball appetizer
without that Pepsi. Ii I go hold you
That's it right it ain't no joke. Yo, you lying nigga my girl my girl to get acting bad
No bullshit. That shit is rough when you say little acid reflux
I had it like a decade ago that shit was waking me up on my sleep. Yo, I never had that
That's you had me damn man tears. I only hear about you.
That shit had me damn damn tears.
But stop eating Tomahawk.
Ish, I did.
Talk to him.
Don't talk to me.
I changed my mind.
I haven't had a Tomahawk.
When was the last time you had a Tomahawk?
I haven't had a Tomahawk.
Okay.
A filet.
I've had beef a lot less.
Like a lot.
I don't even do all that.
I go order the...
I do the salad now with some shrimp.
Or some, no.
Wagyu on salad, why would I do that?
I make salad on the side, wagyu, you know what I mean?
They showed the-
Now red meat, yes, I'm still on a burger or some meatballs.
But I'm eating way more chicken than I've ever,
ever ate before.
It ain't a whole bunch of, I can't play like that no more.
No, they showed the- I did it, I had my fun It ain't a whole bunch of, I can't play like that no more. It's old.
I did it, I had my fun.
The five highest cuts of beef?
Some of them shits was three grand, yo.
It's like, you don't get the...
All of them was from Japan.
No, it was a Colby, it was a bunch of them niggas,
Jordan, all of them.
That shit was crazy.
I'm like, yo, you niggas out your fucking mind.
That 2,500 to 3K like, yo, you niggas out your fucking mind. That $2,500 to $3,000 number gets you scared you right off the bat.
Gone. Gone.
What would you rather spend the money on? A meal or some ass?
The kid's tricky.
Not for me. You do it to the meal, you get the ass.
Well, that's a good one.
Two for one special.
Buy one get one free.
You got the answer?
Yeah, I think I'd go with the food.
Under no circumstance will he admit publicly to buy an ass or privately?
That's not true. He don't want that on his resume. It's not he wants to
That he didn't go in the parking lot of the loop get his overnight bag
Bring it out when we had them in there and do get biz do his numbers
I did number you don't want to present. Did he pay? No.
Did he pay?
No, but I'm.
It's a cop.
Nigga, the nigga.
And they cop me without him.
The nigga with the overnight bag
to the escort party.
You know what, don't worry about it.
You say whatever you want.
It's important to know.
I wish we had their numbers, Joe.
It's important to know, you do.
Oh shit.
But don't worry about it.
I'm done trying to share my fucking logic.
You got to just recognize when you're talking to the nigga
that went fifth in the train.
Oh.
You got to know.
Oh, my damn.
Fifth in the train.
Yeah, you got to.
Everybody don't need to talk to everybody, yo.
Yo, listen.
Hey, Mel.
Yes.
I don't believe that for a second. I'll go second. I wasn't talking about you. I ain't need to talk to anybody, yo. Yo, listen. Hey, Mal. Yes, I don't believe that for a second.
I'll go second.
I wasn't talking about you.
I ain't pay.
You don't get no dibs, you don't pay.
I wasn't talking about you, by the way.
I wasn't talking about you, by the way.
I know, we gotta go second.
All right.
But there is a profile of niggas
that went fifth in the train.
And I'm not talking about you.
Fifth in the train.
Fifth is, I mean. Y'all don't think they out there?
Oh, they're out there.
For sure.
For sure.
Shit, old girl just did a honey.
Old girl just did a honey.
Somebody had to be honey.
Wait, who did a honey?
Some chick girl.
British porn star girl.
She was crying about it.
Yeah.
She was crying because she didn't make them all happy.
Yeah, because she couldn't please them all.
Is that the same one that's going for like a thousand?
Yeah, now she wanna to do a thousand.
Okay.
That was eight.
What else is there?
What else?
Yo, yo, dads, we got a dupe.
She said she's cool with her parents.
I know she is.
Girl dads.
Oh shit, I know she is.
That's the curse you talk about.
Girl dads don't scream that shit at all once 15 hit.
It'd be, oh, but girl dad, we did it.
Nigga, I'm teenage years coming.
I thought you were talking about 15 bodies.
No.
And moving right along.
Moving right along.
What else?
What happened at Party City?
Party City.
I'll tell you.
So Party City announced that they are going out of business
and the CEO let all the corporate employees know today
that this is their last day of employment.
So now as a CEO, do you think that that was a wise decision?
A week before Christmas.
I went to Island somewhere.
Yeah, he don't give a fuck.
He don't give a fuck?
Yeah, that nigga.
He was on a Zoom when he told him
he wasn't in front of him.
He had his winter home.
Yeah, he had his winter home.
Or he's skiing in the Alps and fucking weird.
That's sick.
You couldn't let him know in November at least?
But no, because now you might go find another job
and we're not gonna get the production
that we still need to carry it out.
And that's the apathy that niggas is talking about.
My homeboy shot the dude if he shot him.
No disrespect, because somebody lost their life
But that's the overall sentiment from the the marginalized people like yo dog you knew this and we all gotta be marginalized
I don't think when you're going out of business nigga
You gonna get this rainbow in the sky package your stock options your whatever your prop your profit sharing any of that shit
He gonna walk away with millions and millions of dollars
Maybe a couple hundred million dollars,
these niggas don't have a job right before Christmas.
And go get a gig somewhere else.
And they go, rent don't stop in January.
Yeah, your job don't, I mean, rent don't care that.
You feel what I'm saying?
Like that's nuts, B.
You lost your job last week, sorry to hear that,
you'll hold off, no?
That shit is crazy.
I don't know where I'm gonna go get
little bullshit paper plates for when I have parties now.
More importantly. Listen to this, man. That's racist. I don't know where I'm gonna go get little bullshit paper plates for when I have parties now more importantly
So they're closing down their stores, but are they going on online because a lot of brick-and-mortar stores they're closing down but there's
Bankruptcy, okay. They are done. All right. So yeah, you gotta find somewhere else for your fucking paper plates
What's the man things them to?
That's crazy.
Halloween outfits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm going to be the same.
I'm trying to shut up so I don't come off awake.
I know.
During this.
So you look, I was saying that like, yo, why you mad quiet?
Because I'm trying not to present a certain way.
He's a step foot in the party city ever in his life.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
go ahead. Quite the opposite. I have. And because I have,
I could have told them
I could have told them that if you went to a party city,
10, 15 years ago versus 10, 15 months ago.
Yeah, it's been bad. It's very, very different.
It's different.
It's different.
Except for Halloween time, they'd be super duper.
I went in there.
Halloween time, I was in the bio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The things, that's it.
They had every number for my son's cake.
It wasn't none missing.
He could have been any
age. It was so many numbers. That's our remix.
You got a birthday party for your son?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
You didn't see it on his story?
I didn't get an invite. I didn't see an invitation.
Invitation. But that's salute. That's peace.
Extreme circumstances this year.
So we foul that under that one.
Got it.
Boy that boy good.
He good.
My last time, I went to buy the little helium shit
with a breeze.
It wasn't no line.
Also some of they planning, right?
Like, you can rent this whole helium to like a doofus?
I'm not taking your whole big metal helium thing for our and coming to bring it back. It's our party city
I'm sorry Tom party city. Like you said get a lot of traffic Halloween
Yeah, you try you can't even get the parking lot. You can't rent this commercial space in the mini mall
Only on October money.
And Spirit got the spirit on their ass.
Well, and if you're dealing drugs on 30th Street,
I feel like it's your job to know when somebody pop up on 31st Street
dealing drugs.
Yeah. So when Amazon started sending everything
Everywhere. Yeah, I would have tried to think of another thing to do Yeah, all those stars that sell the little cheap shit. No, not cheap shit Amazon
Let's get some confetti to me in 30 minutes. I type it in here
I'll type it right in here for half the price. Yeah, cuz party city ain't cheap
It's not the cheapest be clear. That shit ain't the cheapest shit, nigga.
When shot right starts selling helium balloons for 99 cent.
It's a dub.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got some shit to think about.
Writing is on the wall, B.
I can argue that the party planners put party city out the business.
The people that will come and do a set design and do a whole zoo built out of balloons.
They wouldn't go into party city for they balloons.
Not at all.
They was going to get 7,000 balloons from somewhere else.
Party city, you're done.
Sorry.
It's over.
Sorry, it's over now.
It's just fucked up, like you said, man.
The niggas can't party no more.
Nah, but.
Nigga.
Then what's fucked up?
Nigga, Christmas is next week.
Magic, you walk into work.
Yeah, don't say nothing insensitive
because I stand on your face.
You walk into fucking work
and they say you're today your last day.
No, what?
No, nope.
I'm not trying to be funny.
But it might be.
It might be funny, but I'm not trying to be funny.
Sure.
Was that they only job?
The corporate motherfucker's probably here.
So if so, how was the Christmas about to look like?
What was happening?
What was the Christmas?
Like we gotta stop with this galvanized behind the people,
corporate monsters.
Yo, that's true
but if you was at party city
christmas wasn't about to be
you were killing them
it would be well decorated
it would be well decorated hopefully
tree look nice
tree look nice
yall are going to hell man
nice stockings probably
little cookie tray got a nice little cookie tray.
The party city owner probably was looking at the metrics,
seeing shit dwindling down, decided to walk in a few party cities
and see what's going on.
I think I walked in.
Fuck this shit.
Them party city motherfuckers didn't give a fuck.
The place I threw my son's birthday party.
Them little kids that they hired.
I ain't gonna shout them out,
cause it's a big platform.
Them little teeny bopper teenagers
were just in there on they fucking phones.
You heard him, right?
I'm like, hey dog, can I enter through here or not?
You entered through the wrong little thing.
Here they come running.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yo, this is gonna save him in the fourth quarter. You gotta walk around a different turnstile. You entered through the wrong little thing, here they come running.
You gotta walk around a different turnstile, nigga.
That shit's been expensive too a little bit.
That shit's been expensive a little bit.
I called myself, paying the bill for my nephew.
I was like, I wouldn't have paid the bill for my nephew if it was going to be like this.
No, that ain't the cheapest.
My son invited a whole bunch of friends.
I get there first, set it up.
Here you go to little, she was helpful first,
so let me chill on little 16, 15 year old girl
working the front.
After we do all the paperwork,
sign an NDA waiver if you die in here, yada yada yada.
Cause them kids shit is dangerous.
Liability waivers.
Kids shit is like fucking kid hell.
She's gonna give me 20 little game cards.
So all the games, you just swipe the card in.
Yeah, that's the way they do that shit now.
She's gonna look me in the face, throw them on something.
Yeah, they all got $10 on them.
I was about to say, you gotta refill them shit.
I said, excuse me.
Nick, two games is $10?
Pac-Man like $5?
She gave me a bunch of cards with $10 on them,
but I'm selfish, so I figure I ain't gonna play no games
Give them to the kids. We'll see what's going on
How long?
My son walked right up to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a four player joint both my sons
The old school shit?
The arcade joint. The four teenage mutant niggas. He used to be my game
I'm looking at both my sons oldest and youngest
One of them getting fucked up a little bit
oldest and youngest, or a nigga getting fucked up a little bit. Had to pull out a car.
Had to pull out a car.
Can't let y'all go out like that.
Swipe it up.
Let me be Raphael.
Turn into the red dude.
Which one was it?
Raphael.
I started killing shit on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but then they died, so then I died,
so big ass monster came out.
Rocksteady, rocksteady came whooped your ass.
Trace said, who the fuck is that?
Who the big niggas came out?
Bebop. Bebop and Rocksteady.
I died, had to swipe it up again, ran out of my tent.
Now I got to go up here and throw my money in they face though.
Hey, give me a thousand dollars on this card.
I knew you were going to pay a thousand dollars.
Now give me a thousand dollars on this card, because you playing around. I ain thousand dollars. No, now give me a thousand dollars on this card. Cause you playing around with me.
I ain't gonna hold you.
She's like, you sure?
I'm like, fine.
I'm gonna find it.
You said it.
You said it.
Oh man.
Yeah, that's what you did?
Yo, you take that as a slight, like, all right.
Cause why you giving me this card with $10,
knowing that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle game is in here?
Now I'm gonna put some money on the card.
No, nigga, the game costs how much?
I don't know. That shit be cheap. That shit ain't a quarter note. $10 is in here. Now I'm gonna put some money on the box. No nigga, the game cost how much? I don't know.
That shit be cheap.
That shit ain't a quarter no more.
$10 is too little.
We ain't no 50 cent no more money.
It's probably a buck, yeah.
Shit, probably $2 a pound.
They swiped it twice and could not help me
beat none of the monsters no more.
Get out of here, good for nothing.
Fucking children.
That's hilarious.
So Party City people, thoughts and prayers.
Merry Christmas.
Thoughts, prayers, that is fucked up
to lose any type of employment during Christmas.
Yeah.
That was fucked up, Parks.
I'm sorry, I meant it.
Like in a nice way.
They didn't know it came off crazy.
Piece of shit.
Ho, ho, ho.
This nigga's crazy.
If the CEO said it, it would be foul.
If I say I really want them to have a nice Christmas,
regardless of the-
And don't let this Luigi Manjoni kid soup y'all up.
You gonna look stupid as hell killing the CEO of Party City.
It ain't gonna have the same effect
with the healthcare shit.
You niggas just out here being vigilantes
wanting to kill CEOs.
Rich niggas.
You shut down our party. Shut the fuck up.
What you had Mel?
What you got Big Mel?
I was gonna say, like speaking of probably
what has contributed to Party City going bankrupt is Amazon.
But around 10,000 Amazon workers went on strike
this morning at 6 a.m.
Really?
Yes.
That's the type to hit a beat. Yeah, I'm gonna clap now. They're one of our business a.m. Really? Yes.
Yeah, I'm gonna clap now. They were our business partner.
I just got my notification. My shit was delivered.
I gotta make sure you ain't got no Amazon. We running businesses. We need Amazon. You clapping that they on strike. Fuck that. I mean. I do support a strike. They can give me a little.
I support a strike. I ordered all my shit already. So.
Now I will be telling you before shit don't come in. Yeah support it. I ordered all my shit already, so. Now I will be telling you before I shit don't come in.
Yeah, that's why I had to wait.
I just got Mr. Strikes.
I missed the confirmation today.
Now y'all can strike.
Go ahead.
Where did my shit go?
Oh, he didn't make that much money.
Who?
The party city dude?
What's that much money do you?
He made two seven in 2022.
27 million? Oh, two points. Two points seven million. Who? The CEO. The party city? How much money do you have? He made $2,700 in 2022. $2,700?
Oh, $2.7.
$2.7 million.
Who?
The CEO.
Of Party City?
In 2022.
Like salary or bonus?
Salary.
OK.
Oh, no, total compensation.
$2.7.
That's everything?
In 2022.
That's not that bad.
What was he, the CEO of like one Party City?
What?
How many Party Cities you was CEO many part-cities you see?
You a CEO.
Yeah, he was washing money in there.
What's going on?
Yo, he wasn't, nigga, laugh your time,
he's just happy right down the street.
Is he okay?
Yo, you a man?
Ow.
Yo, you a fool, son.
Two points.
And a balloon.
Yo, he had to have a side job too.
Oh shit.
I got time for these motherfuckers.
Yo, you hear ya man, yo.
Oh man, this guy.
No, I just wouldn't have had him at that.
I wouldn't have had him at that.
Me neither.
At all.
At all.
That's why when I looked it up I said, oh no, he wasn't.
I'd had him at like 10 minimum.
2.7.
See, cause y'all don't like the rule in reverse, right?
Y'all don't like CEOs shooting employees
for taking the business.
Y'all don't like that.
Yo, that's funny.
We not rallying behind that. CEO wake up and see 2.7 on that.
I am going right to fucking journal square. Edgewater commons,
wherever there's a party city at.
I knew it was bad.
They start putting party cities up next to the liquor stores and churches.
I knew it was bad. They start putting party cities up next to the United Nations and that bitch. That's hilarious.
The party city dude clearly didn't see any of the docs
about Dollar Store or 99 Cent Store.
No.
He would have changed his business model immediately.
Immediately.
He ain't own it.
Dollar Store paid the fines.
And they paid the fines for doing the shit
and kept doing it.
They kept pushing.
The fines ain't bringing them more money,
I mean, cost them more than what we make it.
Yeah, fuck you talking about.
This sack, what it cost to do a business, Nick.
Expensive and it's a write-off.
No, yeah, but you ain't about to give me
the refurbished Dow soap for $5.99.
I want my Dow from Dow for $5.99, not the refurbished shit.
That shit be in Italian.
Shit don't even have the Dow.
It's just shit on nothing, bro.
This D-Line, this D-Line.
He writing with a Sharpie, Scentless.
This that Scentless Dow.
Mama, no smell.
Y'all was doing this.
Stop fucking playing with me, man.
Shit.
What else?
What else is happening out there?
Spotify responds to Drake's suit, right?
Right, right?
Yeah, they did.
They just denied everything, basically.
This is a denial.
Yeah, what they gonna say?
Yeah, we did that shit.
We're not in business.
We haven't had any bots and shit like that.
They can't ever admit to that.
Yeah, that's not possible.
So all's gonna happen is in about six, four months,
Mr. Graham and Spotify have come to an agreement
for an undisclosed amount of money.
That's what's gonna happen.
Drake's still making music, dog.
True. So they still gotta have some sort
of a business relationship, I think.
You disagree?
I don't know if that's for certain,
like it once had to be.
Remember when all them white people
was taking the music on Spotify?
Cause Rogan said some shit about it.
Like I want to leave that option.
I want to leave that option for the brothers too.
True.
Like you don't have to give his shit over there.
A bunch of people have done it, but then usually go back.
I'm just saying, once you do the lawsuit and make me think that you ready.
You ready to go all the way.
You ready.
So if that means me not putting my music over here,
if he even has that right, then yeah, I just don't know.
I don't know.
That's where it gets tricky though.
Does he have the right to do that?
Yeah, that shit be puzzling.
Cause when you read some shit like,
yo, they own their own masters, but then y'all be saying,
yo, you call them your own masters and still not have rights.
Yeah, because with your masters, you licensed it to this company to this and now they distribute how they see fit
So yeah, you own it
But if I own something I licensed it to you and you decide to put it wherever you want
I don't have no control because I licensed it to you got I still own it
Got you so that's where it gets a little tricky at.
The trial, I mean not the trial,
they were supposed to have a hearing.
The dates kept getting moved around.
First it was December 20th, then it was December 19th.
Now they've moved it to January 13th.
Who, UMG and Drake's team?
Got it, okay.
Well, the petition of court,
we want to move it, postpone.
So now it's January 13th as of today. team? Got it. Okay. Well, the petition of court, you know, we want to move it, postpone.
So now it's January 13th as of today. So I guess we'll just wait and see what happens
with this.
Ain't shit going to happen on January 13th. They're going to walk in here and set a new
date. Drag this out a little bit.
Wonder what that nigga pay in an hour.
Who? Drake?
For his attorney?
It's above my pick, Ray.
Yeah, them niggas is kicking my ass with my little 700.
Them niggas is whooping my ass. You be at that bitch all day.
Antoine.
700 an hour, Joe?
Hey, yo, something wrong with your brain.
Yo, eight hours, you spent 5,600
and the judge would be like,
yeah, we couldn't get to you today,
we gonna see you on the 29th.
You like,
what?
Is he high?
Hold on, hold on.
Excuse me?
Yes!
So you pay for all day.
You gotta go there,
you gotta be there at nine o'clock.
Right.
You stay there from nine,
you go in to see the judge at 3.58.
Them niggas will be like,
yeah, we couldn't get around to you guys today,
so we gonna reschedule this,
put this on the docket for,
and they'll look at the court clerk,
and today might be the 23rd.
They'll be like, oh yeah, we'll see you guys on
next month on the 19th.
You gotta pay your lawyer, nigga,
for all of them eight hours,
plus they travel, plus they parkin'.
Oh, you thought it was a game.'. Oh you thought it was a gang.
Yo, you thought it was a gang.
Look at him, Richie Rich over here.
She just gave me a headache.
What?
She ain't gonna make me come off her way now.
I ain't saying nothing.
Yeah nigga.
Yes, it's paid a 5600.
For the day?
Yes. What the? Yes, for what paid a 5600 for the day. Yes
To get a postponement their time for the day and all the time and all the time that went into what I was about What I was about to say I was ready to yeah, I was ready to cool
And look we come back on the 19th. I gotta pay it again, right?
They charge you for thinking look so now no, some shit done happened in that month.
She done acted up again.
So now some new shit y'all had to discuss.
Hey, 15 minutes, you're getting a whop, nigga.
That's where Kendrick got it from.
Whop, whop, whop.
What's up, boy?
That nigga see you whipping your ass and what?
Yeah, nah.
This nigga just sitting there like, yeah.
The nerve of me.
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to just be cool,
but one day you'll stop this shit.
One day you'll stop this shit.
Yeah, hopefully, cause no one not stopping.
I paid a buck 50 to negotiate breakup terms
and not go to court.
Joe, and you didn't miss a wink of sleep.
No, yes I did.
A buck 50 for Antoine? It, I did a buck 50 for Antoine
For you hockey no, but not not when it happened
It's not what happened
Not what happens and it and it don't be that don't be the point. That don't be the point
You go you're trying to go through an amicable amicable breakup
Which is tough when you're dealing with somebody that has emotions that are not trying to
Absolutely you telling them exactly what about what this is about to be what the whites about to tell them
Fuck would you talk about fuck would you talk about let's just go through it you done went and got
One of these Busby ambulance chasing niggas that's just going to do it in the arm. You lawyers need to go to trial actually.
I ain't gonna lie.
They the ones that, they do.
The shit that y'all doing out there
with the taking these cases and promising on the win
and the backend, oh, it's just free, let me do the work.
Y'all are disgusting.
But yeah, you can tell them exactly what's about to happen.
And still you gotta go through it.
And then I looked at one of them things for the month
and was like, okay, don't send every email I tell you to send.
Yeah, you will modify what you did.
You don't need to.
We don't gotta talk all that much.
Oh yeah, no, the talking is.
Yo, smoke signal me, my nigga.
Yeah.
They tried to do that too, I'm sure.
Put it in the air, dog.
Pause, like, yo, I'm good.
That shit is a monster.
That shit is a monster.
Yeah, you better be lucky.
I'm sorry that you had to pay that $5,600.
For one day.
Fucking bum.
For one day.
Does anybody have the translation,
speaking of Busby, of what Roc Nation was trying to say?
They, some shit, they went digging on him.
Yeah, they said you got herpes and you a bitch.
Oh, shit.
That's what they said.
And short, he was young.
He said he had a venereal disease.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she was young too?
They doing the smear campaign and stuff.
I don't know what's going on
because it was confusing to me.
I didn't totally understand.
Me neither.
I guess he probably did.
Yeah.
I think they playing the game that he playing.
From what I see, they're playing the game that he playing.
Word, this what you doing?
All right, Fim, you got a pass too and I got some money.
You get what I'm saying? So now the same way you doing what you doing? All right, feel him. You got a pass too, and I got some money. You know what I'm saying?
So now the same way you doing what you doing,
I'm gonna now reverse it and go look up
for shit in your pass.
Yeesh.
But the whole thing was worded so weird though.
Like when I first read the Rock Nation state,
I was like, huh?
So from what I heard, they had, this is speculation,
they said that he came forward and tried to extort Jay
months ago, like maybe like six months ago.
They said, yo, we heard your name in the case too,
so if you don't pay us, they said Jay immediately
that same week went and filed a lawsuit against him.
Well, the way they were explaining it is
it wasn't like that.
It was, we send over a demand letter.
Gotcha.
Which means we demand, let's sit down
and talk about whatever this is.
How much money we gonna get?
That's the translation.
Gotcha.
The letter just says, let's sit down,
talk about this and see if we can prevent
anything from going forward.
It's like a clean way of saying, pay up.
Yeah, yeah, it's a clean way of saying it though.
So they said that Jay-Z's people
immediately went and filed the suit.
The original suit with the 13 year old girl
didn't even have Jay-Z in it.
They bought Jay-Z in it recently,
almost as a retaliation for the original suit that Jay-Z in him put
toward the dude Busby.
Okay.
So initially he wasn't even a part of the shit,
so from what I gather.
Initially, that's a little mixed up.
Well, his name wasn't in there.
It had Puff, and then it said in another celebrity.
Celebrity A and celebrity B.
Yeah, so they went back and said, okay, we're gonna
Unveil who celebrity a is and a female watch the pool celebrity
So let's say we said celebrity B could have been 20 different niggas that we trying to extort
We send the same demand letter quote a quote around to 20 different motherfuckers and see what we could turn over
That's dope back to my my discernment I don't trust
nobody named Buzz B.
Just that little movie. Little crew cut nigga yeah.
Yeah it be signs. Y'all let homeboy in with the haircut and then got mad.
He fucking said all that shit. The's like, the signs are there.
Niggas don't just look for the Hitler mustache. Like, you gotta ask for that.
You gotta say, give me the Hitler cut and the curly fry.
Let me get that Adolf special.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta.
Yeah, like.
As you're walking in, you're like,
yo, I wanna look like this.
Yeah, like it's a thing.
It is a thing. Yo, I'm gonna go like this. Yeah, like it's a thing. It is a thing.
Yo, I'm going for this.
You think this will look good on me?
You sure?
Oh, man.
My bone structure.
What the fuck are you talking about, my nigga?
What?
Having nothing to do with nothing.
I was walking through the mall, Jersey Mall.
Jersey, shout out to Jersey Mall, capital of the world.
Doing some Christmas shopping.
And I looked up right next to the Ugg store,
she said, she's boarded up, she said,
coming soon, Skims.
I said, holy shit.
They're about to break the mall. What you talking about? They're about to break the mall. They're killing shit. They're about to break the mall.
What you talking about?
They're about to break the mall.
They're killing shit.
A little knee-long add ain't bad neither.
Yeah, I saw that.
They got everybody, there's anybody doing it,
but she gonna break the mall.
Yeah.
Skims.
What'd you post up that day?
Fat Jersey parents.
Fat Jersey parents running in there
getting skimmed out right next to-
Don't you got some of that shit?
Right next to- Don't you got some of that shit?
Right next to...
Oh shit!
No, I'm not trying to be funny.
Dude, you must be.
I just better not have no skims.
I just better not have skims.
You're custom.
I'm a good dad skim.
Yo, somebody up here said they had some skims.
I feel like it was I.
It was you.
I said I would wear the skims.
I don't have skims.
I have Savage Fenty.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
That's right, that's right.
You did say that.
You are Savage.
I do have Savage Fenty.
Yo, you are Savage.
They got men shit.
They got men shit.
I would wear it.
They about to crack niggas.
Right next to us. I seen it in North Stream the new Lululemon the big Lululemon
dog
Sober goodbye smart sober. Yeah genius. Yeah. Yeah, they can say what they want say about them girls
I'm gonna do it bro. Nah, they got it off a sex tape. A lot of girls are sucking dick. They ain't get a pill, you know what I mean?
Guys are sucking dick.
You know what I mean?
They ain't get a pill.
That's what I got to cheat.
You know what I mean?
She should be an entrepreneurial inspiration.
Yes, yes.
That is.
It was an inspiration for me seeing
the skims shit in the mall.
They took it.
You see, that shit.
It was an inspiration for me when I used to do this
at a little store in the mall.
That was dope.
I was like, oh shit, we can have a store in the mall.
Now you gotta get people in there.
That skim shit is on the NBA court.
Oh yes, it was.
The fuck are we talking about?
He's right.
The partner with the NBA.
Yeah, is that the shit that Shai was worth?
What the fuck that was?
Shai, that nigga is shavy that was? That was shavy.
That was crazy.
All right.
Salute.
Best dressed brother in the NBA?
You seen the little...
Best dressed brother in the NBA?
You seen the sports bra?
Easy.
The belly jersey?
No, sports bra.
It was a straight up sports bra.
I did not see that.
I don't know if that was a sports bra.
I didn't see that.
No.
I saw it.
If you had it on, what would it be called?
They said it was a heart monitor.
That was a heart monitor.
That was a heart beating through the motherfucker. What you talking about?
If you had it on, what would it be called?
Wait, then why are you wearing all new today? You trying to wait, hold up now. Let me get a look at now. You're trying to get a deal. Look at Mel. Mel.
Yo, you gotta stop. Yo, what the fuck is she doing?
I gotta stop, yo. What?
Yo, what the fuck is she doing?
Mel's trying to get the skims ad with this nude shit.
I had no clue we were gonna talk about it.
This was an accident.
That's a fucking sports bra, my nigga.
Yo, y'all have to stop this.
What is that?
What's that?
Who y'all?
Stop it, yo.
All right, go ahead.
Let me hear it.
Mel, what's that, Mel?
I don't think the that's a sports bra.
My nigga.
So it looks like a sports bra.
However, I was giving this the benefit of the doubt.
You don't think that's cut for a man, is what I'm asking you?
Whatever it is, is it cut for a man?
My boobs wouldn't fit in.
Y'all are making it sound like it is a sports, a woman sports bra.
You know they got small titty chicks.
You know they got eight cups.
It's cut for her.
Little petite joints.
Dog do y'all see that the hole where his arm is going
through y'all know he's 6'9 right?
You know there's women athletes that are 6'9?
He's not 6'9.
Brittany Grinick could wear that.
How tall is y'all?
6'4?
That's not true.
6'5 maybe?
We gonna look it up.
My nigga.
I didn't think that was a sports bra.
Okay.
That's a sports bra for a WNBA player.
For what?
WNBA player.
Good point.
Some of them are tall.
Would y'all fuck Britney,
Griner, Griner?
That's my birthday twin.
So you would?
So I know.
What?
No.
You ain't hear him ask you a question, big dog?
No, I wouldn't ask him.
I doubt it.
He's not fucking Britney Griner.
No, I doubt it.
Can't believe y'all tried to kill him over that. The athlete, man.
You out your mind.
That ain't the belly shit like Zeke and them people,
that's a sports bar, my nigga.
Says he's 6'6".
Got it, still.
Still, I mean, he really needs a bro.
Parks, if I see you, your six-five ass,
walking around with that on, I'm going to question some things.
What are you talking about?
See, now that's the double standard.
We just told the girls, hey, hey, don't talk shit about Kim
unless you're going to go make a sex tape
and see if you can do it too.
Hey, if any one of y'all put a sports bra on and go average
33, 33, 5, and 8, then.
It changes some shit.
Hey, get to it.
It changes some shit. Totally different. to it. It changes some shit.
Totally different.
I'm not gonna say a word about y'all sports bra
if y'all first team or why.
Make it tighter, my nigga.
That nigga ain't nobody in the league
that can stop that nigga.
He just outscored Kyrie and Luca the other day.
That nigga's a monster.
That's why nobody say nothing.
When I'm home alone, I revisit certain trades.
That Paul George shy trade is one of them.
Okay, see, he caught that.
They re-bought the whole team off that.
Yeah, they did.
That was genius.
Nah, go look at that trade.
It was genius.
Again, it's deeper than that.
They fleeced.
Yeah.
They absolutely fleeced.
They broke it down before.
I seen it broken down before.
Oh, and then they showing you, but now we can see what the draft picks turned into. It's like Lou
Doran. Our whole squad is fleeced. From trading Paul George. And y'all gave a shot. Giddy all that
shit. Oh my god. Anyway. What else? What else? What else? Joe. Yes. Because you was the one who put
me on the show initially. Have you and your lady watched Ultimatum, the new one?
What the fuck is that?
Ultimatum, you told us about it when it first aired.
The reality show on Netflix.
Where they go in there, somebody gets my Ultimatum.
Oh, there's a new one of them?
Season three.
We bumped into that on the Humbug
and it divided my household.
That Ultimatum shit, I don't know if I'm gonna watch it.
And if I do, I'll watch it alone.
I said they ain't playing this season.
This nigga up there, I thought you would've watched it.
No, no, no.
Okay.
It's been a rough month.
I haven't really watched or heard much.
God, I got it.
I just been surviving.
I just been one day at a time out this week.
I watched two episodes.
I haven't seen too much bullshit,
but the whole show is the premise of the show is bullshit.
Nah, some people take it serious.
I know, but that's a problem.
That's the bullshit.
What's the serious?
How do you take it serious?
Like literally I'm gonna do the whole date,
meet somebody else.
It's like swinging or cucking or something.
No, it's like you see if I'm taking my partner for granted.
No, that show is lit.
I ain't gonna hold you.
No, it's not that.
That show is great.
Like some people really went up there and-
You come on the show knowing what's gonna happen.
Someone's gonna be fucking your queen.
No, not necessarily.
Some niggas can handle it.
Nigga busting your whiz on a thousand dollars.
No, no, no.
You gotta see them.
Yeah, you gotta see them.
What you mean?
They're right there.
They're communal.
It's like they film, bro, the way they film these shits,
they go get a big ass resort.
Or no, like a hotel.
Anybody got rooms over here and they film this shit
all in one location.
You meet downstairs, like y'all in that room,
y'all in that room, y'all swapped.
Yeah.
I mean, you might be fucking something else too,
so you can like dry your tears a little bit and some new pussy but yeah
some things crashing out on this one no oh she hit that she hit that will you
never heard Nick okay oh yeah he was crashing out from the rip damn lache's
he crashed out more yeah I'm like three episodes deep, they ain't really set a crash note yet.
She hit that, you ain't never hear that?
Your man's went on a show with one agenda,
to find him some new, you know what I mean?
That's it, that's crazy.
And his shit was on.
I wanna see it, I wanna see it.
But do I wanna watch it with my girl?
It's tricky.
Yeah, I gotta see it.
It's tricky. Watch it with her, yo. I watch it with mine.. It's tricky. Yeah, I gotta see. It's tricky.
Watch it with her, yo.
I watch it with mine.
That's where the fun stuff happens.
It's fun.
We just gonna fight.
Cause I agree with shit I shouldn't have agreed with.
Oh, okay.
Some of this shit I don't think you would agree with though.
You think this thing is wild.
No.
The last one I watched,
the girlfriend was wildin'.
Some of them niggas. The last one I seen, the girlfriend was wildin. Some of them niggas.
Last one I seen the girlfriends was wildin and Kings were hurt.
Kings was hurt about it.
Now they was crying at the table when they chose up.
So my man walked in and chose up.
On the walk in he chose up.
I mean it only take you five seconds to know
who you're trading your girlin for.
That's what he was on. It only take me a couple of reels.
Let me see.
I don't gotta see no hands.
Look at that.
That was good.
It don't take long.
Let me read the bio.
I'm gonna put God first.
Oh, God damn it.
She religious.
Look, she religious.
Yo, oh, man. We're gonna take that girlin' for some board for Chop G's. I'm gonna put God first. Oh, God damn it! She religious! Look, she religious!
Yo, oh man.
We're the tag girlin' for some boad, what's up, geez.
Put God first.
This guy's a fool, yo.
Oh, Lord.
Would you guys have done this show?
No.
Fuck no.
Crazy.
It'll be like last season.
Nigga was up there with his girl,
and it was like, yo, now we out.
He saw her go pick with somebody else
and he broke all that shit up.
Yo, let's go.
Yeah, fuck my ultimatum.
Fuck this whole shit, we out.
You lying.
We are out.
But she already chose up now.
Yeah, and I'm choosing, we out.
That's exactly how they did it.
So we should.
You won, baby, you was right.
We out.
We out.
Nah, I learned.
That was fast.
I'm a fast learner.
You learned me.
Last season, shit was so ill
cause they do the reunion afterwards.
And the reunion takes place like a year after
they do all of this shit.
So now y'all done had time to watch the shit, all of that.
Y'all see, that nigga popped up.
Yup, put a baby in it.
Yeah, I'm serious.
Jesus.
Getting high, he took out the streets.
But some other nigga, done already beat.
Anybody ain't beat.
Everybody ain't.
Oh, now I was asking.
That's what I'm telling you.
Some people are really treating this shit like therapy.
Don't get your girl back while one nigga beat.
The number could grow.
It's more than that.
That's true.
All right, he caught her slipping,
but all right, come on back home, girl.
Come on back home.
I'm gonna leave you out there too long.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
Because once you slip too many times,
now I can't take it back.
One is cool though.
I mean, I don't know, cool.
Yeah, cool, cool and subjective.
No, one is cool.
That's my girl a little joke on me,
that every time we went through something
in the next two days, I had horses in the stable.
I hit them quick on the break never knowing that makeup happened.
The standby lift. Break me, hit the standby lift fast.
Because you see when your girl trying to make up boy all right we got four days.
So I feel like if that's cool what's good for the goose is good for the game.
Let your girl go fuck the niggas she wanted to fuck for the last nine months, man.
It's fine.
You got it.
But just one, only one.
And you got to have a regular job.
You got to have a regular dick.
So she got to go.
No, I'm not dick monitoring around here, but you can go fuck the Amazon nigga.
Don't go fuck a nigga the way now you made yourself can go fuck the Amazon nigga. Don't go fucking nigga the way
now you made yourself hide and out of teammates.
That's a whole team on you.
So, so now you're coming out there.
We don't know what Florida rich car you coming out of.
Cold division though.
Damn.
Yeah, yeah, damn.
The AFC North.
Is she the pick?
I'm talking shit by the way.
Her stand by got to be down.
No, it doesn't have to be down.
It's a step step.
He got to have a regular job.
I don't think that a regular job means down.
I'm talking about down in terms and you do think that.
Hold up, I saw.
I'm about to bust you with this one fucking mic stand.
That's not true.
Let's have a debate.
You just cracked on a CEO of motherfucking
That made two point seven million a year because I thought that the CEO Party City would have made more
I don't think that that means down in terms of relationship partner. I don't believe that I
Don't believe that at all. If you really asking my true if your if your girl no, not your girls take it off
I want to do. If someone's girl, and they're up,
and their girl left and was with the Amazon worker,
that is a step down.
Niggas will look at that as down.
I'm telling you that, I don't look at it like that.
I'm telling you, I don't believe you.
I'm telling you, I'm fine.
I'm telling you, I'm rolling with ice.
You know what I'm gonna do.
You know what I'm gonna do. You normally do.
You said y'all shared a profile, it's fine.
Oh man.
No, you gonna get sick to your stomach.
Yes, the dude that make a lot,
you'll get sick to your stomach.
I'm not trying to take that away from what y'all say.
But it goes back to that question.
But I'm saying, you lose your girl
and now she done met Mr. Southern Hospitality himself.
Like, you see qualities in a guy that you not know that you not only lack, you ain't
about to acquire.
That happens on the show.
And that's not just a finance thing.
The finance thing is valid from y'all.
But you can watch dude that make a buck fifty.
Massage and fuck out your girl's feet.
Right? Emotion other shit. Yeah, right. Yeah
Yeah, no matter how much money I make I'm not gonna have the
Emotional shit. Yeah, this duck ass doofy nigga is hitting you with and is working cuz you stupid as hell
Your girl on the show sitting there saying yes, he he shares my love language. And we doing this, that, and the third year,
man, gotta watch that.
Uh-uh.
That's what other language is.
What now if you beat him up?
Guess what other language I speak?
Whoop ass knees.
Bow.
Bow.
Bow.
Bow.
Bow.
Bow.
Bow.
Fuck you talking about, man.
Fuck his road trip.
Fuck his road trip.
You crazy nigga. I'm good.
I'm saying why dude, the tall dude was so tight,
it looked like he upgraded to me.
Tall dude.
I forgot it was you.
You ain't finished.
You're right.
You ain't finished.
I know what you're talking about, you didn't finish.
He might know that thing she do.
And he don't want nobody else to know that thing she do.
She look like she might do that thing.
Yeah. Let me tell the guys out there,
other niggas know the things she do, yo.
Yeah, but you ain't gotta watch them.
No, you don't have to watch them.
You don't have to watch her do that thing on him.
Yeah.
I wouldn't watch it around there.
The triple-dipple.
You know, hit the homeboy with the triple.
Because beating them up is really just gonna
expedite the decision-making. Like, you beating them up is really just going to expedite the decision making.
Like you beat them up and see if she stay there and call him or if she leave with the
realest nigga.
She might leave with the realest nigga.
Now you sitting there looking like Gilbert Grape in the face.
Oh, swollen.
It don't mean nothing if you beat the dude up and she stay there nursing back to health. What?
Oh yeah, you done.
Now you double whammy.
It don't even matter, you can fight.
And she gonna give him that extra.
Whatever you do, amazing.
It ain't gonna matter that you do it.
She's sick of it from you, that amazing shit you do.
She don't give a fuck.