The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 787 | "Shartonay"
Episode Date: December 28, 2024In the final JBP episode of 2024, Joe starts off with a story of his trip to Madison Square Garden on Christmas Day (4:25) before the room shares how the holiday went with their family’s and friends... (23:05). On Christmas Eve, leaked clips of Young Thug’s jail calls hit the internet (42:00), Joe shares his thoughts on SZA’s ‘LANA’ project (1:00:59), Melyssa addresses her recent livestream (1:17:36), and Beyoncé’s halftime performance on Netflix for the Baltimore/Houston game (1:26:13). Also, the latest between Jay-Z & Tony Buzbee (1:47:00), the crew shares things they are trying to improve on in 2025 (1:53:34), a recent online feud over Ray J (2:33:49), Emanny & Joe discuss their run-in with Tracy Morgan at the Knicks game (3:09:50), Part of the Show (3:36:00), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Amaria BB – “Coco Butta” Ice | Kodak Black (feat. Juvenile & B.G.) - “Same Altima” Parks | Apollo Brown & CRIMEAPPLE - “Mercy” Ish | Eric Bellinger - “Deck the Halls” Melyssa | Ailam - “Disconnect”
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Yes sirski! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now that you got your vocal warm-ups out of the way, how you feeling?
I'm feeling alright man. Feeling good, feeling great. All praise due to God. A higher power
up in the air. Thank you for blessing me with lungs,
breath in my lungs this morning.
Yes sir, ski.
Yes sir.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, we in here.
We in here.
Yes sir.
Happy holidays everybody.
Happy holidays.
Happy holidays, same to you sir.
Thank you.
Little cold down here. Sorry sir. Same to you, sir. Thank you Little cold, little cold down here. Sorry, sir. It's cool. Turn on the heat, but it sounds like an airplane
That's right. It's alright.
We thuggin' it. You gotta dress warm. You got the issue to your own? We good. We good. Now you just need a scarf.
That's that new hockey. Now you just need a scarf. I'm getting through this. You a scarf dude.
I don't know why you fighting it. Cause you still trying to hold up. You do have, you give scarf vibes.
You still trying to hold up this boy from the hood. Nah, I wear a scarf why you fighting it could use to try to hold up you give scarf He's still trying to hold this boy from the hood
Always car give me a scarf
You have a scarf a it's 50 degrees outside, it's not
Couldn't be you all wrong
You could not be
It was 26 26 this month when I wake up is 19 I don't want no beat not 50 degrees. You're fucking with a jump me. Yeah, it's 30. It's 30.
It's 29.
Yeah, it was 26.
26 this month.
When I wake up, it's 19.
It's 19 outside.
You wake up, I be going to sleep.
Must be nice.
The hoodie store.
I mean, making the runs.
It's my man.
You too old to go to sleep at that age.
You too.
Why? Because sleep is imperative as you age. You too old? Why?
Because sleep is imperative as you age.
You don't get much.
That's wrong again.
You said you wake up at 4 in the morning.
Yo, the people I love most have the worst perception of me, man.
I gotta tell you.
I gotta tell you, not many people I love more than my brother right here, man.
But he just views me the worst
I just told my girl that last week yo dog like I'm killing this shit
Your girl don't be knowing sometimes when you're killing this shit
Fuck up
Not true I get plenty of sleep sleep is very important to me. I go to bed 9 10
Daily no not daily not daily how often That's not true. I get plenty of sleep. Sleep is very important to me. I go to bed nine, 10. Daily.
No, not daily.
Not daily.
How often?
At least four nights out a week, minimum.
You go to bed at nine o'clock, four nights a week?
Nine, 10 o'clock.
Really?
Ish, I'm in my bed by seven.
I'm in my bed by eight.
Yeah, no, I'm in bed. I'm in bed. Oh, I don I'm in bed I'm in bed turn someone little
day line a little 2020 murder mystery see what this young ass see what young
Jack did to his parents turn something more where somebody died nigga go right
to bed go to sleep there's no other way that's the most that's the best way to go to bed grateful
Watch somebody not not even watching just listening Tommy went upstairs
with a jackhammer
Smash dad's head all over the pillow. I was sleep didn't have a chance to fight back. You'd be sleep. Oh God is good
Man yes big man You'd be sleeping like, oh, God is good. Thank God I'm alive. Oh, man, yes. Big Mel, yeah.
Hooty-hoo.
Yes, sir.
Hooty-hoo.
Now, I just told Ish that-
Oh, you missed quite an adventure last week, Kerry.
I'm sorry.
No, I know about them.
Oh, okay.
I know about them.
Yeah.
I know about them.
I heard.
I'm not as salty as some other people.
Ish and I hit the scratch-off lottery joint.
The Mega Millions is at like a billion plus.
Something ridiculous, but we're in a trillion dollars worth of debt.
I don't understand where they're getting this income for.
Somewhere around hour two, I will tell y'all about Tracy Morgan coming over to me and Imani at the Knicks game
That's fine. I know I mean story
All the Tracy Morgan stories I've ever heard were amazing
So I we did not ask for Tracy Morgan to walk over but that's my man
That's part and I just spoke to him recently when I when I bought my shit
but I'm even trying to lessen down on talking about all that.
But Tracy Morgan, man, hour two.
I can't wait to hear this.
Yeah, I gotta hear this one.
It's never a dull moment.
Me and Imani looked at each other,
you looked at Tracy Morgan.
Yo, nigga.
Well, he had that shit on.
The new shit now is stunting through, well, it's not even
that new, but there's levels to it.
The new shit is stunting through motivation.
Now, that's the old shit, but there's levels to that.
There's levels to that.
You've got to elaborate.
Yeah.
Stunting through. Yeah, nah. Yeah. It's time to do one.
Yeah, nah.
Come on, we're talking positive to you?
I spent the whole weekend watching it.
Hey, there's a war going on in Brooklyn.
I was watching the Brooklyn Street niggas fucking battle each other online through motivation.
Say, hey nigga, let me see that steering wheel in that real nigga.
Move that shoebox.
Oh shit. Let me see that steering wheel in that real, nigga. Move that shoebox. Oh, shit.
Let me see that steering wheel, homeboy.
There's a lot going on in Brooklyn, but I'm not talking about that on this big platform.
Tracy Morgan's level of motivation, I would too.
And if I felt bad, I know Imani felt bad.
Yo, if I felt bad, I just kept looking at he like, I want him to leave too, man.
He is going crazy.
All right.
This thing is so stupid, yo.
On the flip side though, I wouldn't want to go through what Tracy Morgan went through.
Yeah, I'd be able to get to that.
What he got.
I wouldn't want to.
But coming out on the other side of that, you are all bullshit afterwards.
For sure.
So I am mad at him.
I get it.
Every time I get mad at him.
I get it.
That nigga looked me and Imani dead in our pupils.
What's the white shit?
Our corneas. What's the white shit? Our corneas.
What's this shit?
He looks us dead in this shit up here.
It was like, yo, do you know what $980 million looks like?
Me.
Oh shit.
You said, mew.
Mew.
Mew.
Mew.
Out of left.
I'm going, I don't even watch this game.
I'm going home. That's what he got? That's what he got?
Yowzer.
Oh shit.
But we didn't ask for him to come over to us.
It's okay.
He was minding our fucking business.
Broke business.
Guys, let us sit here and be pros.
Nope.
I ain't supposed to be here.
Everybody gonna know.
That nigga came from his front row seat through the court like he was McHale, Boatman, and
he was like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I ain't supposed to be here. That nigga came from his front row seat through the court like he was McHale Bridges.
Security tried to say something to him.
Nah.
Excuse me.
Stiff arm security.
Then the nigga said Tax free oh
Shit, you know when you hit for when you sue like war at the time
They was the largest company in the one that Amazon blew an element
How the stomach sound I don't want to hear no more money talk from me or anybody else
Yeah, I don't want to hear it no more.
Not from you rappers, your singers.
Singers.
Yeah.
You dancers.
It's over now.
For 2025, no more money talk.
That is the end of that.
I'm saying, yeah man, look at this old school I just got, man.
There's nothing else to cop, man.
Old school.
All the roads where I got 20 Ferraris.
Yo, you know I just spoke to you.
I just spoke to you when you copped this shit, right?
I thought, you know, all this shit.
30 million dollar house, man, just left Eddie's house.
Five times the size of my shit.
Yo, me and Imani.
It's been.
It's been.
Yeah.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
If you're listening and I'm starting this podcast,
you are the sun in the conversation when all you say is
That's facts
Word
Word true true true
You got that?
Facts nah
Yeah
I don't know what to talk to him again
Alright how y'all doing? What's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Yes, sir ski I miss last week miss my little Christmas of the Christmas episode
Flip is not here
Yeah, but I got big free well, I don't know you told me coming I don't know. Oh, okay
I think he's coming. He might be saying I was I was uh, talking to him on IG and he was I was sick, too
so
He was sick. Yeah, when you get Tracy Morgan money, they got the nail
They got the nail everything down to your fucking house when you get Tracy Morgan money
That is a or you're gonna need some better insurance. Yo, could you imagine they be walking up to you saying, you know what?
900 M's look like me me though. No dog. What that look like me you looking at, you know
No, you do take a take a selfie. No, no, no now you do. Yeah, that's crazy
Yo, that nigga said Santa Joe still at it
Crazy Just great guy that you are, the human
that you be.
Come on man, stop fucking playing with Freeze.
Huh, extra bad?
Perfect.
That's a perfect gift.
Yeah it is.
You know what it is yet.
No I know, I have an idea.
You're going to give it back.
That's a perfect gift for him. I thought up. That's a perfect gift for him.
I thought so.
That's a perfect gift for him.
Absolutely perfect gift for him.
That's a perfect gift for him.
Oh yeah.
That was a nice.
That was nice.
Come on man, big applause.
That was nice.
Yes sir.
This was perfect.
Perfect gift for him.
And because I forgot about you,
like I remembered forgot about you,
like I remembered something about you.
I don't know what that means. Wait, he's getting another one?
I lost mine.
You lost the gift he bought you?
No, my bag.
Oh, yours is fine.
Yours is better than mine.
Look at that.
Only cause.
I know what that is.
I know what this is too. It's borderline cracking jokes.
No, no, come on man.
It's crackin' jokes.
No, you cracking jokes.
No, I'm not.
I promise you I'm not.
But on gang.
Yo, let me tell you.
On gang.
Yo, let me tell you.
Y'all niggas been cracking so much, my girl went boomy.
She went boomy.
Another one for Christmas.
Yo, thank you kind sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank much. My girl went for me. She went for me. She went for me. She went for me.
Like wrote another one for Christmas, yo.
Thank you, kind sir.
That's lit.
That's lit.
It's snazzy.
It is snazzy, but I wasn't,
when I bought it, I remembered what your wallet looked like
when you showed me and I was unsure.
So here.
Yo, stop. Yo, stop. Yo, stop.
Yo, stop.
Yo, stop.
Here.
Yo, stop.
Yo, stop.
Yo, stop.
Nah, you my man.
Okay.
Nah, I remember what that while it looked like.
No, just go ahead, man.
So this not cracking.
I don't know.
This not cracking jokes.
This not cracking jokes.
Yo, this not cracking jokes.
I love you.
This not cracking jokes, yo.
I love you, I'm not cracking jokes. Thank you, sir. Yo, this nigga cracking jokes. This is not cracking jokes, yo. I love you, I'm not cracking jokes.
Thank you, sir.
This nigga's an idiot.
Go ahead and open that up, man.
You got three wallets.
Yeah, word.
No bullshit, my girl here, y'all cracking.
She went and bought one.
Cause your wallet is trash.
Your shit was terrible.
This shit was terrible.
This shit was terrible.
It is.
Y'all niggas are bougie, bro.
It's not bougie, dog.
Boy, become bougie.
Then when I become bougie, what y'all say? You bougie.
I'm not bougie, yo.
Buy the bitch the calamari, nigga, and shut up.
Nobody want to hear all this shit you talking about.
This is stupid, yo.
Oh, man, that's funny.
This nigga's a fucking idiot, dog.
Now, that's probably the one.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
That's fancy. That's what I'm saying. And that. There you go. There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
That's fancy.
That's what I'm saying there.
And that whole, all your shit.
Yeah, that whole shit.
All your Home Depot receipts.
My body.
All your Loz records.
All the little realtors you meet that you get they car.
I don't do that.
Oh, that's a fact.
That's a fact.
That's important too.
That's important.
That's important.
All the realtors' cars.
That's important. You don't want. That's the old religious car. That's important.
You don't want to lose those.
Oh my lord.
Thank you again, sir.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're the man, man.
Thank you.
That's funny.
Thank you, honestly.
All right, man.
Oh my god.
It's good to be back.
It's good to be back.
That's fucking wild.
That shit's funny.
That's funny. And it's a good gift, too. It's a perfect gift. You It's good to be back. Oh man. That shit's funny. That's funny.
It's a good gift too.
It's a perfect gift.
You'll never show me that one.
Being both funny and a dope YouTuber.
I tried to do everybody's gift to their brand and personality.
That jacket is warm as fuck.
I'm not going to lie.
It was cold as a bitch upstairs.
That shit was nice.
Can't write it handy.
I almost had to take it off in the car though. Shit's getting too hot. I felt like I was cold as a bitch upstairs. It was nice. Can you write it? Yeah, I was I take I didn't have to take it off in the car. Let's get to hot
I felt like I was driving in a sleeping bag
All right, who's ready to have some fun? Let's go, man.
Now, as soon as I get somewhere, I'm ready to go.
I'm at that age now, as soon as I get somewhere, I'm ready to go.
Facts.
Word.
I don't give a fuck how long it took me to get ready.
I don't care how long it took me to get there.
I'll go on that bitch and spin around. I
Need some volume in my headphones this stuff needs to go up
I'm in too great of a mood I'm in too good of a mood
My God is good shout to the first and last time listeners out there
Here go
I'm wishing Boy I got my eyes on you
Always for the ladies Always for the ladies
If I'm in the building big jerseys always there
Shout to the milks and the gilts out there
I'm in too great of a mood I'm in too good of a mood
My God is good shout to the first and last time listeners out there
Here go
I'm wishing Boy I got my eyes on you
Always for the ladies Always for the ladies
If I'm in the building big jerseys always there Shout to the milks and the gilts out there I'm in too great of a mood I'm in too good of a mood My God is good shout to the first and last time listeners out there Here go Yes sir, always for the ladies, always for the ladies
If I'm in the building, big Jersey is always there
Shout to the Milks and the Gilts out there
Shout to all the subgroups
Shout to the hate listeners out there
To the people concerned, thanks for your prayers, thanks for your love, your warmth No rush to me Touching gently
Feel my love for you
Charlie, what you gonna do with my loving?
I'm crazy about your smiling eyes
What you gonna do with my loving?
Please don't make me cry just eyes
What you gonna do with my loving?
Tell me now I see you moving baby yeah Everything's gonna be alright So music is the music of your body tonight
Oh everything's gonna be alright
Music is the music of your body tonight
Father break it down
Well I begin the weekend with a groan for all about E.T.
Now what's my ex name? Well it's a night dog
It's the end of the year
System fucked by poor G's Brother like a dumb boy Boy you're a bitch Yeah! It's the end of the year! And it's the end of the year!
And that's the end of the year!
That's all that's happening out there!
We made it, we alive!
My girl, see my girl run,
Girl, that's my girl, like I'm so pointin' and starin'
Everything's okay
Oh yeah
You got a body
That's the real sense, take your time
Bye Shout out to my truck drivers out there Take control of your body Let the real sense take control of your mind
Shout out to my truck drivers out there, shout out to the teachers
Shout out to the postal workers out there
Now what's up?
Come on man, I say anywhere in the world I'm at New York City what up out there? It's alright, it's alright. It's naughty. It's alright y'all. It's alright, don't worry about it. Man what's up, how you doing?
I'm good, I'm awesome.
I'm trying to figure out if I'm on your ass this episode, I don't know.
I'm ready.
You caused me a lot of strife.
Did I?
Me?
Damn you're a little billboard shenanigans.
It's alright though.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. You cause me a lot of strife Kid I? Me? Damn you're a little billboard shenanigans
It's alright though
Trance what up what up what up
You're back
Alright we got a lot to get you, lot to get to, lot to get to out there
They always wanted to live like it's a family
I'm ready to rock
Y'all ready to rock? Yes sir
Good, good, good, good, good
I get em, I get em, I get em
Microphone check one, two
What is this?
what episode is this?
787? we don't know
we don't know
787? no I was right
no shit
is this you?
I mean is this you?
I guess it is
And Mel Mel Mel
All right, welcome to episode
787 of the Joe button podcast brought to you by a few by, powered by, Prize Pigs, Prize Pigs gang, yeah!
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here,
host Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people.
To my left, Big Mel, you know the fucking vibes,
hooty hoo.
Hooty hoo.
How you doing?
I'm awesome, amazing, so glad to be here.
Good, good, we're happy to have you.
Thank you.
Big Parks is in the building, Elmira's finest,
King Wawa Isha's in the building.
You know the vibes.
Big Freeze, the freeziest.
Ice is here.
Corey is here.
It's Mad Niggas back there.
I'm not even going through it.
Shout out to everybody.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
What's up, what's up, what's up?
Amazing.
Feeling good, man.
Feeling good.
A little out of the weather, but amazing at the same time.
Yeah, I got the little.
You got the shit too?
Little trickle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Little trickle.
Cool.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
That shit going around.
Yo.
All right.
Nah, listen, I've been rather lucky this season
and not getting sick.
Same.
Same.
And I just said that shit the other day
around all these fucking tourists.
That shit ran through my house too.
I got lucky as hell.
But, why I got sick? hell. But, like I said.
It be the tourists with the germs.
What?
The kids, not kids.
It's the kids, yo.
It's the kids, for sure.
It's the kids, B.
Yo, and yo, white people in New Jersey.
Them too, I guess.
It's too cold now for y'all kids to run around like that.
No, I tell them that.
I'm trying to, and I'm black so I don't say nothing to him.
You want to say put a call on that damn baby.
No, dog.
A little light jacket.
Sarah?
No.
If a jacket.
Niggas be having on a hoodie and a skully.
That little white 13 year old had a t-shirt on, pacing back and forth in front of me.
I thought it was the Jukes.
I thought he was about to pull out a butterfly knife
and get to it.
Like, why are you out here this early looking like that?
But, eh.
How was everyone's Christmas to those that celebrate?
It was good.
It was good.
Amazing.
Come on, give me a little more, give me a little more.
Wednesday, it's all the family.
Christmas Eve is the night that we do everything,
which was good, because I was not sick then.
And then Christmas Day itself, I was in bed all day.
Yo, the whites do that too?
Lay in bed all day?
No, the Christmas Eve shit.
I thought that was for the Spanishes.
My family's always been like that.
Yeah, most of the Spanishes do the Christmas Eve.
I never heard nobody else do that.
The Spanishes.
They do.
Okay.
Some of the whites do too, apparently.
Evidently, evidently.
Yeah, we never really did Christmas day,
outside of gifts for the kids and shit like that.
No, we did Christmas day.
I felt good, this was the first time
that I had my daughter Christmas morning.
So that was.
Really?
Yeah.
That's big.
Ever?
Well, since. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah. Wow. The last couple years, that's big ever Well since yeah, yeah, but yeah. Well the last couple years
It's been like I was getting her on the 26th one year to 27th or 28
Oh, so I did my Christmas a little later on this time. I picked her up 730
She came home opening presents. So it was still early. No, that's that set my day for me already
Yeah, we did my family this time,
because after Thanksgiving.
After Thanksgiving, we'll never see her side
of the family again, right?
We'll never eat that macaroni ever again.
Funny shit, so we sat at my grandmother's house
eating dinner.
So I'm trying to find a way to shit on the food
that we had at Thanksgiving.
That's good, huh?
Real great, you see that gravy, right?
Shit good, right?
And it's like, no, this is much better than Thanksgiving.
I said, oh, you felt that way?
Oh, we could have been had this talk.
So we just spent the next couple of years.
Oh, you never had to talk with her.
We didn't have to talk.
No, hell no.
You said it on the pod, though.
In your girl, listen.
But I said it nice on the pod.
I just said it was different.
You didn't say it in a real thought.
I just kept saying it was different.
Hey, yo, fam, I would have read between them lines
if I was her.
But it felt good coming from her.
It's real gravy, right?
It's real gravy.
Right, oh okay.
We had an amazing, everybody was good though.
She's really melted.
See this Mac?
Yeah, it's different.
That's fire.
Oh man.
This was, I told my family, I was like,
yo not to get all sappy and shit.
I was like, this was probably,
I'm the happiest this Christmas
that I've been in my entire adult life.
Wow. That's dope.
I have my aunt there, my aunt just turned 97 last week.
She was there, I had both my grandparents there,
like just family.
Yeah, we never go into your girl's family's house.
Look how good you feel leaving your family's house.
We all felt good.
I didn't feel good leaving her family
Regular ice again, but not for real good when you leave your family and get to get filled with that love
like
Your girl be sitting in the corner for hours playing Simon
I'm talking to my aunt shut the fuck up. My aunt is fucking a hundred nine. Yo
Don't say nothing in my family house
My family out there line you up in here every time freeze talk it triggered me in the same something that I shouldn't say so I won't
Don't do it please how was y'all you're good playboy
Yeah, um, I ain't do much actually, actually. I was a little under the weather,
so my girl woke me up mad early, B.
And I went to sleep late.
We got my daughter the little Range Rover shit.
That shit kicked my ass.
I ain't gonna hold you.
You want to put together?
Oh, shit.
And I started mad late, like, oh, I got this.
Accra-sonating-ish.
All right, now, before I shit on you,
is that one of those girl dad things to do,
like when y'all talking about
go get makeup on your face,
like having to put it together yourself?
That ain't a girl dad shit.
That's a dad dad shit.
You don't do that?
That's just a dad thing.
No, I got a task rabbit.
Oh shit.
I feel like Lex is a man if I do that.
Hey yo dog, you aint gonna lie.
I ain't gonna hold you.
You are a, yo hold up.
He dead ass.
You're a liar.
How do you not believe him?
No, when Lex was born, the crib, all that shit.
Task rabbit.
This nigga didn't do shit.
The crib, the little.
The back of the car.
All that shit, bro.
The little dresser you get.
Anything.
Hey, what if that shit came in the flat box with some nails?
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, it's.
You should have made a phone call.
Yeah, I made a phone call, buddy.
Oh, hell no.
My man-paw won't let me do that.
And the ill shit about it, toolbox was in the garage lit.
I got all the shit in it.
Lit new.
Yeah, brand spanking new.
All the pieces, ain't nothing missing.
Yeah, good shit too, probably.
Yeah, you know he bought good shit.
Yeah, that's TaskRabbit and Harvey.
Yeah, I can't do that.
Whatever.
How you gonna call a TaskRabbit when they're going Christmas Eve you gonna call a task rabbit on Christmas Eve?
Task rabbit works on Christmas Eve. I believe you probably double time. They make they set their prices
You got damn right they want to put a bass in that together. I can't do it. Yo niggas ain't got families. And it probably be some money
They clean up two ways. I'm talking about Casters.
No, they clean up two ways.
Yes.
They clean up two ways.
Shall we do the Task Grabber out there?
A little thick thing.
Women like to see you put your hair together, too.
Boy shorts, come on.
Christmas Eve.
They immediately went to the horny.
Can you put this hum on there?
Can you put this hum on there, Casters?
Can you eat some hum on there?
Yo.
No, but on jokes aside. No, but, oh, jokes aside.
A girl task rabid-er might be like the girl said,
guy Instacart deliverers work.
Remember when the girls were shittin' on guy Instacart?
The difference is she got a fat ass,
niggas ain't gonna care.
Niggas don't give a fuck.
She put that shit together all wrong, all wrong.
He cool.
I'm like, I got a screwdriver for you.
What the fuck is you talking about? I've never had a girl task rabbit.
I've had girl guy Instacarts.
I never had no problem with that.
You're just picking the shit out and bringing me the shit.
They just can't pick the shit out right.
Maybe.
Produce.
No, anything.
Oh, okay.
I've had girl task rabbits.
Yeah?
They were extraordinarily efficient.
What? Good. Man, I'm on your ass today.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
I'm on your ass today.
With love,
always.
This nigga's so stupid, yo.
Nah, it was predictable.
Wednesdays is mine.
Wednesdays are mine.
But period. Comma. The end. Punctuation.
Paperwork. We came up with this plan. Yep. This basis and foundation to these
emotions. That is a fact. So I was ahead of this play because birthday is on daddy time and Christmas is on daddy
time and you wanted the Spanish's or whatever you are.
They do that the night before Christmas.
So you get Christmas Eve, this shouldn't be.
Yeah, that should have been smooth.
That's what I thought.
I don't know why you thought that.
How would I have thought that? that's with a thought and my dad who's older and wiser and wiser than I every
day leading up to it he kept saying you talk to your legs right make sure make Make me a double check and since the only man says don't be but
My try to make a
Christmas Eve 6 p.m.
Yeah, oh no, I started it. I started it cuz I'm trying to hit the Nick game, too
So I'm trying to plan I'm trying I'm trying to bring my son. We outside. Hey, how early can I get him tomorrow?
About that. Oh change with the male We outside hey, how early can I get him tomorrow? Yeah about that Oh
change with the male
What you mean about that?
I wanted to talk to you about that. I say nothing to talk about
Get that little nigga dressed
Matter of fact, this is not a negotiation
Matter of fact, I come get him naked. This is not a negotiation.
Oh man.
The end.
Same?
Literally.
I can't say the word.
You can't say the word.
You want to square up with the air so bad.
What?
Because then there's like dad guilt too.
There's dad guilt.
Now, I mean, you're me whatever story you giving me,
I'm gonna be the guy to take my kid away from his mom
on Christmas, I thought about it, but I don't.
He don't give a fuck.
Let me tell you, I got the message, Christmas Eve, 530.
Hey, cause we have a set time for the pickup,
on the pickup.
That's what I'm saying. Between 730 AM and 8 AM set time for the pickup. I'm saying between 730 a.m. and 8 a.m.
That's the time.
He's different.
No, you're better dead.
No, he's different.
He's not liberal.
That nigga at 729, that nigga is outside.
I'm outside.
Now wait, when you say 730, I'm outside.
Bro, I'm telling you.
I'm trying to be traffic.
He different, yo.
So, yo, would you like to get her
a little later than usual tomorrow?
I said, what's later?
Because this my first time having her on Christmas.
So she's like, oh, I'm like 10, 11.
No, that's morning.
That morning's over.
Yeah, that ain't.
I need you to open gifts here with us here in the morning.
So then I said, all right, check it out.
I'll do that.
New Year's Eve is coming up.
I'll pick up later than two.
Hmm.
No, no, no, I can't do that.
Oh, well then I'll see you 7.30.
And I'll 7.30 pick my baby up. Send dry that shit. It's Christmas Eve, you want him to nice so you. Oh, well, that's easy. See you 730 and out 730 pick my baby. So dry that shit
It's Christmas Eve. You want him to nice you could wake up when I'm in the morning. No
Juicy to want to take him tonight so you can wake up and have him in the morning
Not at all!
Actually, I'm running around tonight!
I'm shaking my ass!
Wake up with nobody!
Yo!
2025, I will be less insane.
No you're not.
No it's true, I'm telling you.
No you're not.
We telling you.
I'm telling you no, it's true.
Nah.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm
telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling
you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
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you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling
you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling
you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling
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No.
No it's true I'm telling you.
No you're not.
We telling you.
I'm telling you no it's true.
Nah.
Mel.
Yes.
I thought long and hard about your billboard inquiry.
You don't want to tell us how your Christmas was?
Yeah man what's up?
It was cool.
Oh, shit, that led right into my other shot I had.
Go ahead.
Oh, shit, it's another shot.
You free yourself?
I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
This thing is an idiot.
Get off of me, yo.
You know.
You know. Yo, get off of me, yo. You be no.
Get off of me, yo.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
Stay the course. Stay focused.
You were going to duck on the billboard inquiry.
You don't want them to.
Come on.
Oh, man, please, though.
The computer just freezing, but... I hope it freezes. Oh funny right now but let's just anyway you
now yes go ahead how was your first it was cool now keep going no because if you see what it's doing, no worries. I'm a Harvey said. You're going to get to it.
I relink this bitch.
I'll go buy a new one.
So in the meantime.
But in the meantime.
Yo, but that's the thing.
A lot of y'all out there
The beautiful women that I follow a lot of y'all had your little family coming out parties. Oh
My lord, I know how many of y'all had five kids and a nigga
an African
Yo, y'all when when girls saw that a the plan, they had mad kids with them Africans doing the run.
All of the Simon head ass niggas.
No, they did that shit.
Made them put on some pajamas.
It was a lot of unveils.
Oh, please, in nice kitchens.
In nice kitchens, you bitches.
The Africans.
Oh, my lord.
Anyway, man.
To get them Nigerians.
They was coming.
I'm like, oh, I've been following the bitch for seven years.
I had just six kids and two niggas.
Two niggas.
All you seen was hills.
Oh, my lord.
If I never see another pajama set again.
Anyway, Mel.
Yes?
What'd you do I just I was chilling
hung out with friends that's what's up I don't want to I promise you I don't get I'm friends with, friends with. Friends with. Look at you.
You can't lay the foundation.
Exactly.
Because you ain't up to no good.
But that's not true.
I really am just interested in your Christmas.
I don't know what's going on with the laptop, but no matter what the topic is, when this
starts, I'm coming back up.
Do you know what we talking about?
I have a slight idea, but I just would rather you
Say a word. Just one word.
Let the joke unfurl.
Cause I think I know what he talking about,
but I'm not even absolutely certain.
Hitch know exactly what we talking about.
And Mel know too.
Mel know.
No, open it. Yeah, see look at that.
So what y'all went out to dinner Mel?
What y'all do?
You said you hung out with your friends.
Yeah.
Games. Got it.
Open presents, that sort of thing.
I didn't get a chance to go home to see, well not home.
I didn't get a chance to go see family so.
Got it.
Stuck with the friends this year.
Jenga.
Mm-hmm. And Uno.
Mm-mm.
No?
No.
Well, I didn't play Uno.
You don't play Spades.
I don't play either one.
I know.
You're right, absolutely right, no.
You don't play Uno?
I like to play Heads Up.
Oh.
What's that?
Yeah.
I'm a fucking champ at Heads Up.
Stap your shit up, dawg.
We play Taboo.
Oh, just give me a minute.
Yo.
Keep your white heads up out over here. We play taboo. Yo, keep your white heads up over here.
We play taboo.
I knew it, I knew it.
I fucking knew it, yo.
I fucking knew it.
I knew it, yo.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Yo, sometimes you gotta just
be on the boat.
You just gotta be chillin' on the boat.
Yo, sometimes you just gotta get dressed for a game of
heads off, man.
You can bring me some of the side of your feet.
Sometimes you gotta rally up
to your friends
and just play some Jenga
or just anything.
Anything to keep your mind off of things
You gotta just turn your phone on
D&D
God damn
And another one girl
Another one girl
Another one buys the dust, yeah
You're taking way too much pleasure in this shit
You're taking way too much pleasure in this shit.
I knew it, yo. I knew it. As soon as I grabbed the laptop, I said, I don't even want to hear that beat.
I knew it.
Oh, man.
That's it? That's it?
Mm-hmm.
You sure?
That's it for now.
Okay.
For now.
We'll put a pin in it, right?
But how did you feel?
How did you?
Like, did you know?
Like, I got 21 questions.
Were you as shocked as I?
No.
No? No. No?
No.
All right.
All right.
What the fuck did you say, yo?
Oh, man.
How long did you know?
A little while.
You look so uncomfortable.
This shit is tricky, boy.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. You're a whore.
You look so uncomfortable. This shit is tricky, boy.
I see you told you, niggas.
It's tricky.
All right, fine.
Wasn't that just a couple?
That was recently, though, right?
Yeah, it don't feel good.
It don't feel good.
I'm so okay.
I'm like better than okay.
I'm talking about being in the spot
with the questions coming at you,
like you did to me.
I'm so used to it, fuck that.
Okay.
Okay.
Brothers, nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nice sneakers, man. Thank you. Where would you gentlemen and lady like to start today? Did you text him? We are in... I know you sent a text. Come on, different countries. No, we did constant communication.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Semi-gloss, semi-gloss, semi-gloss.
What the hell?
Semi-gloss.
You're right.
I know it's like, it's so weird how people act when like shit is like super transparent between them, right?
Okay, it's just when I swim back to the I got one last one.
You didn't care?
No not even a little bit. Young Thug. bit young thug yeah yeah yeah yeah we go it's a few niggas out here thugging oh no this was the
thug week that's why I like Christmas though that is why like it does expose
all yeah yeah yeah that. It's coming out.
Who is just holding all Young Thug's private conversations?
Yo, Dog, I wonder if he can sue.
He has to be able to sue somebody.
No.
He's in jail during the time of the call and they say in the beginning of the call, these
calls are recorded, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, but not for public consumption.
They are not for the public.
Somebody leave that.
How does Dateline get these fucking calls?
They pay.
Okay, well.
Yeah, dawg.
Somebody from inside the jail leaked that shit or sold that shit.
For sure.
It ain't privilege.
It's not like in a video.
But him talking to his lawyer, that's something different.
I don't know that.
That's attorney-client privilege.
I know, I know.
I'm just saying I don't know that thes from him on on a gel phone that still might be property of the state of some shit
And what we're talking about is on Christmas Eve or a day before just Christmas week
Young thugs jail phone calls started being leaked to the public or across socials. Yeah
Yeah, it was a call with the Lena girl
to the public across socials. Yeah.
It was a call with the Lena girl.
It was another call with, who was the other call?
It was another call.
It was one with him and my hair.
There was one with him and his man,
where he was telling his man,
yo, she love me too much.
So all of these videos began to leak.
Of course, Young Thug and Mariah the Scientist,
long-term relationship, She was holding him down
She was canceling tour dates to go drive to the gym
Yeah
She jumped off the tourists on this yeah, we know not even we because I'm out the game but niggas gonna nick
We will never stop the niggas going niggas forever. They're niggas, we will never stop the niggin'.
They don't want, they're your, no, oh man.
You can talk, it's okay, it's not from you,
make it from somebody else.
Come on, you can tell us, be honest on this.
Yo, watching him talk to Shorty,
I felt so proud.
I felt proud.
I think it was up there like, you know you just be watching him cry, you just be.
But in your head, what he saying?
But nah, I mean you said it.
But what was he saying in his head though?
I ain't make you say it, you said it.
I didn't mean it like.
I don't know what you meant, I just know what you said, man.
Cool.
You such a piece of shit.
They just been there. They just been there. said, man. Cool, I felt it. You such a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit.
Look, he started, he started.
He's a piece of shit.
Hey yo, who?
You.
Duh.
Or you just better at it than me.
I always felt a little bad shit.
I felt bad when this story leaked.
I was like, oh, poor Mariah.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that was kind of.
I felt a little bad. No, no, no, no, I ain't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I ain't talking about that part. I'm talking about seeing she was at the show
No, don't be the one
Love a good my man my man my manner
Yeah, those are the greatest to get off your my side my side to my side
Yeah, we all know the greatest to get off your my sides my sides my sides
Back in the day you hear back in the day many years ago many years ago many many many many many years ago many years ago, I don't want to misrepresent myself
today today
You just told us the pot
So pod nigga, I said many years ago young I put the disclaimer out. We are
situation
Young I put the disclaimer out we are
Understanding don't be like don't be the same don't be like mine sometimes I just be wanting to make it clear But yeah, I feel bad for Mariah. I don't for sure. I did know
Thousand percent but I'm talking about hearing him because I don't know what their relationship is. I don't care
What she held them down? Yeah for sure. She helped sort of found out like this
Yeah, it ain't the or Christmas
Yeah, that your man is home for Christmas and now you got to see your man talking to some other y'all mean
but the other side and how he was carrying shorty I was sitting there like
Hey nigga put the pee in there, you know me was cool. What did y'all think of all?
Well, first of all uh?
Well first of all, Lena, I
Don't want to spend too long on this, but there's so much to say on the whole bit. Yeah, that's a lot
That's Shorty's name. Yeah, and she's married right? She's married to Devin Haney, which is junior, which is why this is a thing. Yeah
Now let me ask you a question.
Now. Shoot.
Two questions.
All right, oh, go ahead.
Anybody know when they got married?
It don't matter when they got married.
It didn't happen yesterday.
It does not matter.
This young lady has been outside.
They got married spring 2023.
Oh.
And Thug got locked up.
Before that. Before that.
Not much before that.
People that have been outside have seen this girl outside.
You know where she from right?
And two days later she was supposed to pick me
and my husband, that's why you got respected.
I don't know why niggas think they the only ones
out here moving around.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Niggas are not the only ones out here moving around.
Or the only niggas with game.
Some of these chicks got more game than Parker Brothers.
And some of these niggas beat Paul right forward too.
And listen, these niggas is such suckers,
not speaking to anybody in particularly, but niggas is such suckers not speaking anybody in particularly
But uh niggas is such suckers that for the girls that don't even take a whole lot of game
It's just take honesty y'all. I'm with you Tuesday and Wednesday nigga when I leave you
I'm going over here to do this over here the Timberwolves game for a few then I'm going to Aspen
I'm flying there with the London soccer nigga that don't know none of y'all no no no look from there
I will be in Turks. So hey y'all know a nail tech in Turks. They're gonna put it right in this
Anybody know MUA you a MUA in Turks. I'm here just for 24 hours remember
Um, it's different what Corinne was saying about
She was like, yo, I tell whoever I'm with, if he call, I go.
It's different, yo.
I would pick up in the middle of the night and then.
What is the difference, itch?
We understand that, right?
We understand that.
Once you put a ring on somebody's finger,
that understanding, I don't think, is the same.
That's not the truth.
That's not always true, itch.
I just told you Wayne's shit.
I couldn't disagree more.
That he different.
Some people do, but that, but I'm talking about a person that marries him. But the people you Wayne shit disagree more that he different some people do the people
We talked about we're in a different league in this class that we talking about we're not talking about a
Homeboy to work at the bodega. Nah, I know I'm talking about once you get cuz we all understand the game is the game
But once you decide to marry somebody I only know of that one situation that I used to talking about
That's because she's a different mom. Yeah. Yeah. You know she's open like that
I'm pretty sure some couple of them out there. Maybe because you don't want nobody to know
Generation of young women that come from the Corrine family tree that may be so that may be true
We we not the only ones that see what's going on out there The girls have it good right now if I could go marry this simp ass nigga again. I'm not speaking specifically about them
I'm just speaking in general if I can go marry the simp that's gonna hold it down and
Still get my 10k from you my 20k from you my 7k from you
He ain't gonna pay me but he gonna pay for the bags and all that shit
Yeah, him. I only even got to speak to once every six months over it like
We not the only ones without the hills have eyes
And for the dude, that's the same dude or whatever. He might be fucking
reaping the benefits of your
Fucking tax good point on top of maybe getting a cut of no whatever little tickets robin driving whatever he's driving living
They play in high stakes ultimatum from a moral standpoint. Obviously, it's crazy, but I
Could like you heard of a situation like what you just described
Yeah, kind of only one not famous people know the only one I've ever heard of like swinger type relationships or open relationships at marriage level
Yeah, that exists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, but what you just described in the money famous people. Not the only one I've ever heard of. But like swinger type relationships or open relationships at a marriage level?
Yeah, that exists.
Well yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but what you just described in terms of-
With the money?
Yeah, in terms of him benefiting from all the-
Yeah, they call pimps.
Well, I was speaking more to the tax benefit
than the making money off of whatever licks.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Niggas marry the money.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, niggas are marrying these, I don't understand.
Niggas are marrying these women.
This man, she needs women. She doing what she do. I know what she do. That's what I'm a fan of. Yeah, yo niggas are marrying these I don't understand
She doing what she do I know what she do that's what I'm a fan of I'm a marry her cuz I want to experience that
majority of my years and
Yeah, if she's gonna go run around over there, let her go do it like everybody don't have to be a big beef with it That's I really heard nothing from Devon Haney. I stand corrected because again it is
That's I really heard nothing from Devin Haney. I stay I stay corrected cuz again it is
If you gonna reap the benefits of what she out here doing you are pimping you're right Yeah, how you put it? Yeah, and then my thing is like
And listen a lot of guys have had it bad like ushered this holiday run
But the flip side of that coin is even with the Travis shit is your niggas love who they love and you mind your fucking business
Like who are we to say what people know or don't know about the person that they into it's a whole fleet of these young
NBA
21 22 23 24 years that searching for this they come in in the league to get this type of treatment from this type of girl
Yeah, and Lena is
Mm-hmm this type of treatment from this type of girl. Yeah. And Lena is...
That type of girl. Yeah, man.
So I mean, shit, if that's what we love,
that's what we love, but...
It gets sticky when Thug tweet what he's saying.
Now the tweets we can discuss.
Yeah, a little sticky.
Now the tweets we can discuss because nah.
What, nah? Not, and I'm a boxer. Yeah, yeah and I'm a boxer. Yeah. I'm assuming not if I'm a boxer. No, you can't go tweet
He said I can have that little shit right now if I wanted it, but she's been pushing the P harder than niggas lol
That's the twin. I got who I want
So tell me what yeah tell me what we're boxing.
He's a boxer, he can fight.
Pistol all in my pocket,
cause I ain't got time to be boxing.
What?
What?
I'll take my chances with that after you just came home
from that Rico.
No you won't.
What's the twin part?
I'll take my chances with that.
That's like a nickname that the young boys be saying now.
Like what up twin?
You gonna be here and J.J.Wan say it?
Yeah, yeah. That what up, twin? You don't be hearing J.J. Wonsay? Yeah, yeah.
That nobody call you twin?
What the fuck?
Is he talking about her being his twin?
Yeah, he's saying her.
Yeah.
That's the twin.
Can you not honky yourself?
Like, at least pretend to follow up in the context.
I'm doing my best.
Yeah.
I'm doing my best.
Twin, it's a pet name. Just look my best. Yeah. I'm doing my best.
Twin, it's a pet name.
Just look at it like that.
I know what the fuck it means.
Then what the hell you saying?
I just have never heard it being referenced in that way.
He's calling her his twin.
Yes.
So is that like?
Mel, no more on this.
I love it.
You know what I mean?
I love it.
Mel learns the slang.
I love it, I love it.
It's a very important episode.
Old cultural icon. I know what love it. It's my favorite part of this episode. Cultural icon.
I know what twin means.
It's all right.
But I've never heard a guy call a girl that.
It's common, it's in songs now.
I know, I know, I know.
You can't keep saying I know while not knowing.
I've never heard it used that way.
We're saying that that's the normal way
that there is in the new way.
Yeah, like I said, yo, twin, that's common now.
Very common.
So now my wife is my wife. She move in how she move in and I love her. That's my decision.
You tweeting like that. I have a problem with. I would do.
I would be tweeting like that. I have a problem. For sure.
What you talking about?
Even if it's true.
Yo, y'all sound crazy to me.
Tell me more.
So Shorty's moving how she's moving.
You can care less about that piece.
Yeah.
You gotta take what comes along with that.
No.
I don't gotta take that disrespect.
Why?
I don't have to.
No you don't.
I could easily have a problem with that.
You can move how you move,
but that's just disrespect. And Shorty have to know you know, I could easily have a problem with that You can move how you move but your this is that's just disrespect and shorty moving how she's moving
There's no guarantee that whoever she's moving around with is going to respect you
You are not going to respect or not spill the beans and these sensitive ass niggas can take and take up an issue
We have as many of those people as they feel
Alright, well nigga sit your dumb ass down
You can't hate the players of the game, bro people as they feel, as they choice. All right, well, nigga, sit your dumb ass down.
You can't hate the players of the game, bro.
The rules are the rules, and the rules don't change.
Everybody don't play the game accordingly, but...
What we talking about?
I got faithful before that twin shit became a thing.
That's also one of those things that would trigger me.
Twin is the new, what they was doing behind brother.
Yeah, twin is that.
I remember that.
Yeah, no, I was there for the brother stages.
77 bros.
They had 77 brothers.
What does twin mean?
You're not nothing alike.
Oh, they alike?
No, that's you know.
I wouldn't give a fuck if they, the Simeeziest of twins.
Exactly.
Don't call my nothing twin and say,
I can have that little shit whenever I want.
Sorry buddy, even if it's true, keep it to yourself.
Keep her in the house.
Hey, write it in your diary.
Keep her in the house.
Stop it.
I'm dead ass.
Nobody's keeping them in the house.
Well, she twinning.
Some people are keeping them in the house.
She twinning then.
You can't have it both ways yo
I'm stuck cuz right after that. Well, I think one of the g4 boys somebody else popped up and started talking some shit
It's all about I had on this day. Oh
Like the knelt, somebody wow she fucked.
She outside.
That's what I tell y'all about discernment.
You right.
If I know you fucked one of the Nelk Boys.
I don't even know what that is.
I don't know what that is either.
That's them two little white boys
that was kissing on each other in Miami
with the funny hair, cause this brought it up.
Oh, that's the island boys. Oh, maybe it's the island boys. Maybe I'm fucking the Nelk boys up. Sorry
Nelk boys, whoever y'all are. You fucking anybody with boys that wasn't in the boys?
Oh man. Nah, I'm cool on that. My heart goes out to everybody. The worst part about that for me is
whoever leaked it, not that they leaked it, but when they leaked it. Don't do that on Christmas Eve. Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's crazy doing Christmas.
Have a heart.
Yeah.
And then Thug tried to clean it up.
He said, I'm sorry to my baby
for all this bullshit on the internet.
I love you baby and fuck them all.
We know what's up with us.
Nah.
Nah, whole internet talking about keeping the peak.
I know, I know.
And then keeping the peak like, y'all fucked up out there
Yeah, she's so mad. I said Merry Christmas, and she said thank you. Thank you
Thanks
Okay, that's funny
It's a funny tweet
It ain't funny when you go through it that's what I said he was still he's good with that
Cuz they know what you want that message went through. You wasn't blocked and she responded.
Of course.
And you straight.
Nigga, they was next to each other.
And she might have had a very good Christmas.
I'm sure she did.
All drama aside.
I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm sure that they'll be fine now.
I just Googled the Nolk boys.
And I'm gonna ride with you on this one, my brother. Yeah. and now. I just Googled the Nuk boys.
And I'm gonna ride with you on this with my brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna ride with you on this with my brother.
What?
There's nobody that's that cute.
I'm good on that.
There's nobody that's that cute.
One of them could pop.
Yeah, that sound like Nuk boys hate, but.
It don't.
It's the truth, I'm sorry.
But nigga, what you said the other day
about shorty letting gaming homeboys some yami, if that could truth. I'm sorry. What you said the other day about Shorty Latin gave a homeboy some yummy
That can happen. I'm good. Yeah
I'm not spending another second on any of that Travis on your stuff
I'm not I feel you. I ain't
It is what it is
And what I will say is a lot of you doofy dudes out there and women you got to put the chastity belt on
When doofy niggas are trying to fuck?
Cuz now homeboy from 2017. Oh, it's going in his phone
Leaking the sound
Yeah, man, I had seen all the people like oh man
How dare she do that like that's her ex-boyfriend or whatever it was. I had seen all the people like, oh man, how dare she do that?
Like, that's her ex-boyfriend or whatever it was.
I'm not with Revenge Born.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Like, and you wouldn't be mad, if you're in his shoes,
you wouldn't be mad at her about that.
Like, oh yeah, she was making him super
whatever the fuck she was doing.
She should have been, that's her fucking man at the time.
The one corny dude that came out after the fact
and was like, yo, this actually happened a long time ago.
I just made it, I was cloud chasing.
Yeah, you can see it in the screencaps.
That shit is corny.
Three years ago was the thing.
Right in the screencaps.
Yeah, but they've been together five.
Yo, guess what?
I don't wanna know that.
Yeah.
I don't wanna know all these intricate details
in none of these people's relationships.
Now that goes to the other point
where everybody's just oversharing.
I'm cool until a car get burnt on fire. Then I want to, I want to hear what,
like what happened.
Like if the story ends in a bang, then you got me.
But all of this other shit, I'm cool fam. I'm cool. I am.
My heart goes out to all. And all y'all out there fucking indeed that is clear. Yeah
a lot of pregnancy reveals to
This little holiday season sitting a little more focus. I follow I know they was taking the pictures at an angle for a reason
Yeah, it was a lot of a lot of them
Yeah, Now congratulations.
You're gonna follow?
Everybody wants a Virgo, but outside of that,
outside of that, yeah, Virgos, you know the vibes.
You know what I mean.
I think that was already three or four months.
And the shit I seen.
They was hot in the bay.
Yeah, they had the little baby bump.
No, one little.
No, no, now it's a little grown.
Like there's a whole nigga in there.
We celebrate every bundle of joy.
Nigga here now, nigga here.
We celebrating them little shits.
That is true.
I keep telling my parents now,
I don't give a fuck how much y'all fight.
Like y'all got along when I needed you to, I'm here.
That's the end, we have had it.
Go on over there and not get along for fucking 60 years 70
What else what else what else is super important or unimportant I feel like a lot happened
But I did
Did you did you get a chance to listen to Scissors Deluxe?
Yes.
Get your thoughts on it. We touched on it briefly, Paul.
Um...
Scissors Deluxe I enjoyed.
I listened to it a bunch more. I have some different thoughts than I did before.
Better or worse?
It feels like a bunch of demos to be honest.
You took the next sentence out of my mouth.
Yeah.
While I enjoyed it.
I think she's too talented to not make good music,
but it felt unfocused, I guess I would say.
Yeah, it felt like, let me just hit the vault
with these good sounding scraps and deliver it.
Are we mad at that?
No, not at all.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not.
Because scissor on a laundry day
is better than most of the field.
So it's some good slaps on it.
I mean, I was disappointed because right when I thought
scissor was about to scissor on a couple of the songs,
it ended.
So like you're giving me a lot of these two minutes,
two 10, I know what a SZA bridge sound like on this.
I know what a, right?
Like, and it was supposed to be like the R&B,
but I saw when she can't help but get into her bag.
She got, she, yeah.
And they sound good.
They sound good.
I ain't like them, but.
SZA and I mean, I'll get into this this a little bit of this when we talk when we review Beyonce, but it's like
It's it's difficult for the greats today for me
Because they've been so great
How do you how do you how do you do it? You've already pushed every boundary
You've proven yourself to every demographic from 10 to 80.
Look, like what else is there for Beyonce to do? And that's what I think they start
challenging themselves and we start dissing them when they start to try to go do other
shit. Yeah, like I've already mastered this over here, right? Like I know Kung Fu. So
let me go try some other martial art shit to go, you know what I'm saying? And we diss
them, yo, they went away from fam. I did this shit to death. Yeah, but this is so that pop so the pop
She did the last time I like that
I love that shit. I didn't like the possible. That was my critique for me. I love that album that I was crazy
That's what it was too much of it. That's why I like the deluxe though. It's not as much of it on there
I'm not mad at experimenting, you know,
taking a step over here trying something different,
but still give me, I'm one of the fans
that I want what I became a fan of.
Okay.
So don't isolate me by completely experimenting
and going over there.
Like I still want it to be majority of what I'm here for.
So you can do the extra shit, I'm cool with that.
But like for me, I like it sprinkled in.
I see it from both angles.
He not wrong, because yo, dog, if I'm buying your album,
I'm assuming that I'm getting this,
because this is what your brand is.
And not them fucking flutes.
That's why they put that, it gotta be.
Look, but if I mastered this, like y'all saying,
if I already mastered this and I did it
To death and artistically I'm over here, right if you're a fan
Right ride with me over here. I'm not mad. I disagree with that
Because if you're a fan, I said I see both. Yeah, cuz I don't have to be that that's that's staying culture to me
Where it's like I'm just gonna rock out with whatever you do. We don't have to like that's true
Like you could experiment and do something.
I don't think that's dangerous.
You can experiment and do something and I not like it.
That's true, a thousand percent.
So I don't have to ride with that.
That's true, I agree with that.
Yeah, but if my experimentation is going to eventually lead
to a different sector of greatness, then I'll take that.
Niggas dissed the shit out of 808s.
I remember that. I remember. Niggasas this that she did they hated that shit what Kanye is different what happens is people diss him
Because they I wasn't talking to none of them people they don't really know what people expect with them people were stupid early
No, hold up for a minute because I don't give a fuck niggas were maybe it was niggas this in a
No, hold up for a minute because I don't give a fuck niggas were maybe it was niggas dissonate
Y'all was dumb early. It was early signs that 808 was about to do something different Bro, niggas hated that shit
Niggas absolutely hated that shit
I'm like one of them at first
Yeah, at first
I very quickly started seeing them call it a classic. Yeah, it's her quick. It turned fast
It was um that one and for me, uh last train to Paris when I first heard I was like, this is not I'm cool and
Years later is like oh my god. This shit is amazing. Hmm
So it happens. Yeah, like so I don't think none of this the Lana
Deluxe thing. I don't think any of this really pertains to I don't think none of this, the Lana deluxe thing, I don't think any of this really pertains to.
I don't think she was particularly daring.
No, no, no, I'm just saying, in just the music.
I'm sorry to bring it back around, back to Lana Alba.
It just felt like demos.
Even to the fact that it really sounds like
they had the same reverb and EQ on everything
and just left it.
What do you think the purpose of the release was?
I think that.
They do have a tour coming up, so I mean that may be part of the inspiration.
Well, SZA, if I remember correctly,
had been promoting the R&B portion of a deluxe for a year.
Yeah, she has been talking about it for a while.
I think that she was working on this
maybe very early in the year, heard the Euphoria
beat playing distant from another room and walked over there and quickly saw
that Kendrick had a plan for the year and it probably made some sense. I'm
freestyling right now. Don't think I spoke to somebody and got this.
I just think she heard something, went in there,
seen a man on a mission and was like, you know what?
You got it.
Let me hold on.
You got it.
But the timing couldn't be any better.
The streets is now asking for a Kendrick and SZA EP
joint project.
But I mean, you say the timing, it couldn't be any better.
I mean, they told us at the top of the year
with that list that everybody that was dropping.
Yeah, TD, you took the year.
And I came in here and said, I don't believe that shit.
I know, and then they called me.
And I came back and said, oh shit,
y'all, hey, I owe y'all an apology.
Mad calls for this shit, did I say?
For real, I'm gonna get my head stomped. That's a call for that? For saying, I don't'all an apology. Man calls for this shit, did I say? For real, I'm gonna get my head stomped.
That's a call for that?
For saying I don't believe you?
Yes.
Well, I'm glad my people's older than called me.
Good.
No, fuck me, fuck me.
Fuck me.
Shit, shit.
Good, that, that, I didn't even think that was bad.
But yeah, I didn't believe it,
but they've dropped everything this year.
That they said they were gonna drop.
And she was on the list.
How do we feel about the road rumored punch scissor split?
I'm saying rumor because I don't know it to be a fact.
Yeah. It's been a bunch of cryptic tweets and Instagram posts.
I'm not a lot of each other.
I think that's usually like an indication.
I think that's all marketing.
Why?
Just to get talk, keep talk going.
That's it.
Same way they do the, I used to always say that when artists start beefing with one of
them punch because they want a release date.
They know the release date already.
Let's get on the internet.
Let's get the people talking.
She said something.
I saw them tweet.
She put the text combo up. she wanted to put out more music
and he responded and said, oh, let's let this breathe
for a minute, let's wait till Christmas
or New Year's or something.
So to get people saying more music is coming again.
Like, he was like, oh yeah, yeah.
They move too militant and secretive for just,
I assume anything that ever hits the blogs
or social media from anybody directly there is a plan.
It's deliberate.
They just don't move that way.
Ain't nobody running their mouth over here.
Ain't nobody really venting against them like that
or except one person, but you see what happened.
So I think all of this is part of marketing for them.
They sit back and say, we're gonna throw up the beef. I would agree with you.
And even if it's not.
The solid niggas over there.
Even if it's like real,
that doesn't tell me what's to come
like it normally would in a artist management split.
When they said that Kendrick was leaving TDE,
the internet was all in a fuss,
and we've seen nothing but Kendrick, TDE ever since.
Family unity.
So yeah, our paperwork might say that we done right now, but our blood and our history and
I couldn't even see how that would make sense for SZA.
Now granted, there are some people that feel like, oh, I want to flourish on my own now.
It's been long enough.
So I get that.
But SZA is
Crim de la crim top of the top. Yeah, they did it They did and whether you fought with punch or did not the whole way through y'all did it
So even if this is over for real
What is that? How could you be bad at that part your next run? I could see you
Calling the guy that helped
I could see you calling the guy that helped. And them helping.
And them helping.
I could see that happening. Even if we were completely not there anymore.
I could still see them.
So I don't know shit about shit.
But I know like Ice just finished saying everybody over there
comes off as a stand up person.
So I don't think it will be the normal.
The normal Hootenanny.
See if this was another label, I'd have totally different thoughts on a lot of this. I don't think it'll be the normal, the normal Hootenanny.
See if this was another label,
I'd have totally different thoughts on a lot of this.
Like even the Lana album dropping as the SOS Deluxe.
And I think I touched on that when we did the Patreon.
I was looking at that.
You touched on that.
Pause.
I was looking at that, like that was weird to me
because this is a whole new album
Yes, but you tied it to this to your two-year-old album as a deluxe
Mmm, so I'm like was that the middle ground? Oh, okay. You want to put more music out fine?
But you got one out. I don't I'm free styling too. You got one album left
This is not gonna count as your one album. So we'll let you put it out as the deluxe.
So it's still SOS, you still owe us a project,
we still got work to do,
but that's the way you'll get this album out.
I could see that if this were another label,
because like I said, I've talked to artists
that were down to that last album,
trying to get the album out, and the label say no.
No flutes.
We're not dropping until we renegotiate
for two more albums.
And if you don't wanna renegotiate,
we don't drop this album.
Listen, Scissors Big Jersey,
I look forward to whatever she's doing next.
I am enjoying, even if it is a bunch of demos.
No, that's the light.
Like I said, she's incapable of making bad music.
She's fucking in there killing vocal runs.
The melodies are incredible.
All that shit is great.
It just feels half cooked compared to the standard
that she has set for herself.
Yeah, I would agree with that.
I would agree with that.
Or maybe that's why it's the deluxe.
Maybe.
We're not gonna make this a standalone if it's this.
Yeah, it could be that, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
We'll attach it over here so it lives under this project.
Yeah.
Somebody over there call me
and tell me everything we wrong about.
Oh no, they're gonna call you.
That's how podcasters get information now,
just by saying the wrong shit publicly.
Yo dog, you was wrong.
This is really what it was.
Oh, thanks.
And then don't say nothing, though.
Tuesday would be lovely.
Yeah, you got it, big dog.
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Mel Ford.
Yes.
Tell us about your live stream you did.
You did a Christmas live stream.
I did.
I was blessed enough to catch it.
I was fortunate enough to get to lay eyes on this thing.
I missed it, unfortunately.
I heard something about this.
You missed it.
I didn't know about this.
You missed it?
I missed it.
You missed it?
It's still there.
I heard a little rumors, but.
Go catch it before it's gone. You gotta hurry up You missed it? It's still there. I heard a little rumors, but. Go catch it before it's gone.
You gotta hurry up and catch it.
Mel, tell us all about it.
Okay, so it was my.
Horrible.
What?
It was horrible.
God damn it.
It was bad.
That's fucked up.
Oh wait, let Mel tell us.
I had her like, I hate this.
Tell her what you think.
You're such a fucking asshole.
Come on, Mel. It was real. Cause I didn't see it, him what you think. Hold on. It was such a fucking ass.
Come on, Mel.
Because I didn't see it, so I want to hear it from you.
It was a smoking hot mess.
It was a fucking disaster.
I heard some QVC selling shit.
Yeah, I heard it was some PHT.
I heard it was like PHT.
What's PHT?
Your version of QVC.
Oh, shit.
I heard you were selling mops and shit.
They didn't do it.
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't know. I didn't see shit. I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I had some really good shit to give away.
What you gave away?
Okay, so first of all.
It's your fault that you don't talk to her.
You know what you should say to her and you don't say it.
I don't even, I don't know.
So she just wanders into the world.
I don't speak the male and the outside world.
But that's what I'm saying, you should.
Because she just does this in the male and the outside world. That's what I'm saying. You should.
Because she just does this in the world. With no guidance.
You need a little bit of guidance, man.
You know what?
Fuck you.
OK?
So what you give away, man?
That would fix it.
Some guidance?
Any tutor.
Any type of mentor.
Fuck somebody.
OK, listen, listen listen you sack of shit.
Fucking say something positive.
Uh, you look great.
You look great.
Low egg and fruit right there.
No, you look great.
Say something positive.
You were jumping on a trampoline.
Okay, now hold on.
Let's back up a little bit.
The man show is back? Let's back up a little bit man show is back
Let's back up a little bit. All right, Joe
I'm asking you to say something nice about the fucking production
You look great
Producers made you look great. I mean they get they gave you I mean you do have a piece of rewatchable content. Did you like my set, at least?
The set looked nice.
Thank you.
The set looked well to do.
How was the trampoline?
Thank you.
Put all the energy into the set.
No.
Yo.
Okay, so this being my first season,
there's a lot of throwing shit at the wall
to see what sticks.
Oh, the set did look nice.
Oh, this is the-
That was a nice. Oh, this is-
That did look nice.
Thank you.
Nice little treat.
Listen, one of the things that I've learned about 2024
is to fail forward.
Okay?
Okay.
Fail forward.
Not everything.
And also another lesson that I've learned in 2024-
Hit them with it.
Is that perfect is the enemy of good.
That's true. And sometimes, sometimes good is all you're gonna fucking get.
And that's good enough.
Cory, get the fuck out, okay?
Just get back up and get the fuck out, okay?
So I wanted to do this YouTube live.
I wanted to do Melissa's favorite things, kind of like what Oprah used to do.
I do not have Oprah money.
I don't have Oprah production, so we did the best that we had with what we got.
I had a lot of products, send me things to be featured, and then I had all the stuff
that I really liked as well.
Started my Amazon store, and one of the things that I was talking about was a mini trampoline why you ask
Well now you stripped down the Santa suit to get on the trampoline
I see what you did there
Yo
I can't find it
I'm gonna let you
I'm not saying anything
So you were selling the trampoline?
I'm not saying a word she was selling ass
Yo
She was up there selling ass
You had on a little Why you looking I don't want no smoke on a little, why you looking, I don't want no smoke.
You looking like you about to come in.
I don't want no beef with you.
No, no, no.
I had on.
You are, but why are you ad-phishing like this?
I'm not ad-phishing.
It really is things that I really like and bought with my own money.
But then there's other things that like, you know, anyways.
I have a timestamp from it.
I'm not going to play it because then they're the vibrating trampoline no there's a vibrate a
vibrational plate oh she started talking about our Horford's weed company and
segue that and then segue that somehow into like some menopause shit.
It's true.
So what?
Suck a dick.
Okay, I have a lot of women who are either perimenopausal post or heading towards it
and their sleep cycles are fucked.
Wait, was Daisy right there in the little bag the whole time?
Daisy took a shit on the set.
Daisy shitted live on the set.
Daisy shitted live on livestream.
For real?
Yes, her stomach was not doing okay.
Oh, poor Daisy.
And we know that Daisy's-
She's somewhere safe, right?
Yeah, she's in her bag.
Mel, don't do this again.
All right. Stop.
No.
You know what?
You need to be a little bit more.
So let me.
Go.
Supportive.
Go on.
In your endeavors.
We got to talk about that, though.
Being supportive?
Yeah.
Support amongst friends.
Like, remember like when your man come and give you the trash
mixtape and tell you I'm rapping?
When is the time to say,
you calling my whole thing trash?
Hey, stop doing this.
Or should you enable your friend and be like,
yo the forklift niggas is paying 14.50 a hour.
Yes, yo go get jobs.
Go do some constructive shit out there.
Not you.
Yo, did it prove beneficial?
At least? Yeah.
Yeah, extraordinarily.
You got some ads.
I have a lot.
I have a lot cooking for second season.
I just decided to just peruse.
Are you watching it right now?
I'm not lying.
You'll see.
Listen, you know that I keep my fucking cards close to the vest.
Okay? I don't tell y'all motherfuckers everything.
But, alright.
You're such a hater.
You're such a hater.
Cory, why are you?
I'm around as you do.
I heard you were jumping up and down on the trampoline.
I was jumping up and down.
Okay, so the reason for the trampoline, okay?
With a little outfit on?
Yeah, it was like a spandex.
It's not a little outfit.
I'm wearing the same shit I wear in the gym.
It was spandex.
But it wasn't one time it's on around.
I wear spandex in the gym.
As you should.
As you should.
You bounce it.
No, but check it out when you get a minute. But for real, just lay eyes on this thing. The reason why. You bounce it. That's what I'm saying. It's.
But for real, just lay eyes on this thing. The reason why I said to you, to me, trampoline is my favorite.
One of my favorite things.
Oh, you know what?
Feel free.
You are free to send help my way.
You are a project.
You know, I think it's like, you know, I think it's love a project. It's cool.
It's cool. It's cool. You're gonna see. You're gonna see. You're gonna see next year.
That's true. Here's my final rag on mail question for you and then we could talk
about Beyonce. I went home and thought long and hard about your billboard inquiry. I'm asking one question and I'm leaving it alone forever.
I watched it back like 90 times. That was a great episode. Classic. Should have
went triple. No that was one of the best episodes ever.
She was out back. But everything you was saying to me in regards to the billboard, ain't that the same shit that Redacted was saying to you?
No.
Do you remember what one of my points was? Hello?
Hello. She's talking to you big dog.
I said two words.
It's over now.
I said two very important words.
No, I'm done now.
Yeah, I said two very important words.
What?
Sweat equity.
And speaking of sweat equity.
Beyonce, man.
Beyonce.
What a Super Bowl performance.
It wasn't the Super Bowl.
You are shite, Steve. What the fuck? Beyonce
Did anyone here see
Be I did
We don't want to start with the bullshit Mariah pulled
What you do she did the Christmas song which was lit lit. Like it was great, it was great production there
on top of like a skyscraper decked all the way out.
But I was just like, you're not gonna go to the game
and do it at the game?
Like it's pretty recorded clearly.
It's Mariah.
I know, but this takes the fun out of it for me.
Not coming to your football game.
Not coming to your ass.
No, no. Your little, what's that?
Where is this?
Your little game that you got.
In Texas?
No.
No, no, no.
I'm Mariah Carey and y'all are y'all.
I'm gonna do it here.
And y'all gonna take this video.
And you're gonna be happy.
No, take this fire stick.
Load it up.
As soon as you plug it in, I'ma pop right up.
It's right there.
And do my numbers. That's it.
Yeah, sorry, Roger.
Probably fucked his name.
Rog.
Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry.
I mean, I don't want to start with this.
I mean, what do y'all think about it?
I don't want to come off like, but.
Well I hate it that I had to
watch the Ravens game to get that after us losing. I really did not but again my
whole the entire house is Behov. That shit was on like four TVs yeah so I
loved it. I liked how she had the black country start. Like this was some black shit. It was.
Yeah, blackity black, black shit.
So I like how that's her, like that's their thing
and they, her and Hov, and they kinda make sure
to throw that in your face every chance they get.
So I liked that part.
Yeah.
Song selection, I'm still not a fan of the country album.
I like that shit.
So I was glad when Texas Hold'em came on, we was all. This is my shit right now. Let's go go out the bank
Yeah, yeah, but other than that and it was great to see her and blew up there together. That's just that was cute
Yeah, that was cute
That's my takes on it though, yo, your homeboy
So that's my takes on it though. Yo, your homeboy.
Kss, kss, kss.
You all right?
Is his eyes glazing over?
I can't see him from here.
I'm trying to just listen to the takes.
You can't possibly have a bad take.
I gave you my take already,
which is when you're the pinnacle of greatness,
it's just tough to exceed that.
That is my take.
Like I felt what y'all are saying about her in blue
the 9 million times I've seen her in blue on stage.
They showed up.
I saw the show with all the A by water aluminum foil shit.
I saw Coachella, I saw this, I saw when HBO came out.
Like I've seen it.
She's great.
She's great.
But I feel like once I see it,
I don't think anything new is happening to where I need a new take on
Beyonce show looks like a Beyonce show to me now. Yeah good point. That's sad to that
Level of desensitization. Yeah. Yeah that the greatness is just the bar. So yeah, exactly like you
Unappreciated I've been great for long enough Frank like LeBron played the other night without mad people on his team had like 39, 15 boards it's like
yo dog how old are you again? Like oh all right this is just the level this is
just the level that Beyonce is at the level it's a short list of people
that's at that level where you expect that. It's very short. That's what you expect so she
gonna have to figure out she gotta go I want to see Beyonce in the Vegas sphere. I can't that will be that I want to see I want to see Beyonce
On the shuttle to Mars or something like you gotta do something different
I'm astronaut's been stuck out there for nine months got like go perform on Jupiter
Greatness is greatness, right? But you can tell that the whole crew, them niggas was moving like fucking Rhythm Nation
up that bitch.
You don't know how Janet Jackson, all them niggas was in, like that shit looked like
thriller.
Like they would just.
Total synch.
That shit is total synch.
Like that shit is crazy.
And.
It's always impressive.
Look, I'm not even trying to be horny.
Yo, she looks amazing.
She looked amazing.
Get horny on it.
She started to, you know, get a little little plump.
She mean after she had two babies, she scaled that shit.
She looks fucking amazing.
She does. She looks like she's 22 or 23 again.
Now, it was just it was an amazing performance. everybody saying Kendrick got his work cut out on form
Stop it. I don't know. I'm just saying I just think it's too totally different. No, I think it's totally different things
I think that Apple's that I was just the internet people be in
Gotta just we got it. You guys work. No, I think I think they've added well
Yeah
And Hendrick also get up there and start getting and don't let him get in rhythm nation back
Like he I'm not comparing him to Beyonce
But no, I could you know how to put he know how to put a show on actually
That's the point that uh when we was talking about Drake in the stadium versus arena and yada yada yada granted
Maybe he could fill out a fucking arm stadium a
Stadium but a lot of people that went to the show
is like i don't know if that's a stadium show i don't think he has that whole karaoke put the
mic out walk back and forth on the huge square is just not a stadium show so kendrick we've seen
i'm not worried about it's a lot involved in the stadium show bro. It's not the same. It's levels, bro
I just watched I was watching a bunch of them clips from Chris Brown going over to
Africa doing that show
Stadium I was just about to say Jay-Z and whoever the fuck got to get over it
I was looking for the after party photos and picks and they had
Damn.
They ain't come across my feet. But no, Jay-Z and them, whoever the fuck is out here
picking the people, they gotta get this boy his shot.
Cause I think he, after watching Beyonce get up there
and get busy, the only other person I'm like,
yo, they gotta get this nigga Chris Brown's shot.
Never happens.
No, no, I don't think he give a fuck either.
I don't either.
If he just gonna go figure out new ways to be seen.
I could just go do it.
Fam, he was lying around that African arena
like a jet pack was on his ass.
So it was 90,000 people in there.
Two nights in a row.
Back to back nights.
Wow.
I don't know what kind of cameras Netflix had but the game looked a little different
Did it I'm like I got the 4k
Not at all I was like, what is that? Yeah, I get them cameras was
My streams ain't fuck up at all. Exactly Netflix
Yeah exactly Netflix figured it the fuck out. Yeah. They said that shit did like,
the first game was 24 something million people watching
worldwide and the second was like,
one was 24.7 million, the second was like 24.3 million.
And her show was 27.
So a couple three more million tuned in for Beehive.
You guys really stunk it up.
You stunk, your team stunk it up.
Yeah they did.
It didn't make a very enjoyable early game.
Did not, yeah it did not.
Hey, neither, the Texans didn't either.
That's true.
That's true.
Stunk this shit up.
And my-
They scored two points.
My spanky on Lamar, know that he's gonna pull him.
Needed him to get 220, he had 170 and they pulled him.
I'm like. You would pull him, there ain't no reason for you to be here to keep him to get 220, he had 170, and they pulled him, I'm like.
You would pull him, he ain't no readin'
a band cube.
Of course, 1000%.
Do y'all think that Netflix halftime Christmas
performances becomes a thing?
If they don't do it like that.
The next two years, the next two years,
I think, will determine who they go get,
and what the level of performance is
for the next two people.
Do y'all think that Netflix continues to deal with uh continues this deal with the NFL? Yes. Yes. Yeah, absolutely
Netflix is looking to move into the lot like they got they got wrestling starting and paid a grip for wrestling
Yep, they got wrestling start in January
In the billions. Yeah, really? Yeah, I'm in the air billion. I don't know how multi-year
I don't remember. many. Multi-year.
I don't remember, I'm not looking it up.
Multi-year, five billion dollar deal,
something crazy like that.
The NFL for one day got 100 to 150 million
for the day package.
And that's the thing.
It's the holiday remix shit.
For the day, for those games, for the day,
I need 100 to 150 million dollars.
Sheesh.
And they ran ads.
Yeah.
Well, that's why they did the deal.
Yeah, no, no, no, I get it.
I get it.
Because you ain't no tellin' what they went
and charged them ads for with them numbers.
I think they're fine.
You don't say?
I think they're fine.
I just think that's,
they're gonna have to pay it like they're way ahead.
Yeah, they are. They'll pay it like they're weighted. Yeah, they are.
They'll pay it.
But you know what people do,
what's your Macaulay was crazy when he was doing that.
Put Squid Games to the day before,
and then the day before the day after.
Right after.
Oh really?
Yeah, Squid Games to the day after.
Anybody watch it?
I watched the first one and a half episodes,
I ended up going to sleep.
I've been stuck on Ultimatum.
I do not get it. I do not understand. You just re-watching it? No, I've never going to sleep. I've been stuck on Ultimatum. I do not get it.
I do not understand.
You rewatching it?
No, I've never seen the season.
Season three.
Oh, oh, oh.
Brand new season of Ultimatum.
What part don't you get?
Why people do this?
I don't get nothing about this.
Me and my girl already seen season one and season two,
so we don't even fight no more during it.
That's why I figured if y'all watch it, they don't even fight. we don't even fight no more during it. That's why I figured if y'all watch it, we don't even fight no more. Now we just laugh and like
have chemistry together. But she reading your mind. Look at this dumbass. No we
dog her nor I like if I was a comedian I would spoof this show. I think the show
act like a spoof. I would spoof this show. Me think this the show act like a spoon. I would stay in there. I would spoof this show
Yeah, I'm saying your name. My partner is not at a level to where
I'm gonna watch you I'm gonna go meet all these couples and then the next day watch be single and watch you at the pool
With this with one of these niggas. It's not gonna go the way it went with Nick and I'm
It's not gonna go like wait
You're gonna be talking to some nigga and he's touching all over you while I'm at the bar behind you, but aren't you with a girl?
That has nothing but that's the other thing I don't understand I'm not even not even able to do that premise of it me if I'm alone
I'm not gonna be with my girl for however long I'm with her
Meet all of these couples and then go couple off do a switcheroo
And now I'm all they moving real fast on that show they move it too fast
They found somebody to do a trial marriage and shack up with within an hour of being separated from a party
That's why I will go very different niggas knew what they was going there for I don't care
So I'm gonna not talk about some of them niggas went there for the turn up. Yeah
They are in here just for the whole pass
Him and that white girl pissing me off the whole time now with me and my girl got a line in the middle of the night
the whole time now we me and my girl got a line in the middle of the night
Two of them couples got the fuck out of it in the middle of the night You know you have what hey they put them in the trial house with the trial marriage for one night
Nigga got the text in this girl text and I do met up at the Starbucks at three in the morning
Came back at around nine packed a bag and got the fuck out of this and that would be me and my
listen Shannon
That nigga put his hand on your shoulder one more game
That happened last season. Yeah, I believe one couple last season and the trial date shit. Yo, yo, yo, yo, come here
Look, oh, he got out of there. Excuse me
Can I talk to him for a second and next to you know, came up on the screen?
They left one girl get to crying get to crying every time honey good honey good in the girl sketching a vibe
She come over here start crying. He gaslit the shit out of what she went over there
You're holding hands with her already. She's like he said who?
You can't even say that right now, yeah, I'm looking at the girl
No, it is no not me
Not me. I've been telling you for the whole
No, oh you know you wouldn't hold me wouldn't have held hands with my girl at the bar behind me
I can't you can't even play with my girl. I don't get it. I would feel uncomfortable even if she didn't wild out
Yeah, I would still feel uncomfortable. I don't know how far you got but the nigga Nick it was about three in the morning Nick is on a door
banging on the door really you passed me
like Fred Flintstone Wilma. I'm only on episode 5 we just started 5 and we got through the first four and a half hour
we looked up that shit was I think episode three is called ghosted.
That's the one where they got out of there.
They left. Oh my.
And they left. So now look, look.
So the couples that left, the people that they partnered with
in the trial, she's still there.
So now you there, your girl is off with the trial marriage with with her nigga.
But the person you was with left. They dolo, you dolo.
So you dolo.
So now what do you do?
Nolo.
You out.
You're out?
No, you ain't out, you still there?
No, they just in the house by themselves,
looking dumb, watching they partner
fucking be in love over there.
I'm shooting that something out.
Yeah.
Hey yo, you really don't like Keith, do you?
I'm shooting that something out.
You crazy?
And yo, that show, the dating. Double jab. do you? I'm sure that's something else. And yo that show the dating
When you dating like the dating
scene y'all getting
so much bullshit off in
the dating scene. Y'all
Yeah, man.
I got seven siblings.
I was homeschooled too.
Yo
Yo, it's oh my god
I come from a big family too. Oh my god, you talking about it's fake. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, They bonding over jack shit in the dating scene out there. So you know the L shit?
The Lashays are terrorists.
The nigga JR that was with the white shit.
I hate him.
Nick was downstairs, directly underneath
the shit that they was in.
You gotta keep watching.
Oh that's why he's crying on the couch.
That's why he's crying on the couch.
I saw that in the teaser.
That's why he's crying on the couch.
He heard the nigga busting his, whiz? Oh no.
Oh no.
Feet in position.
Cause they would've fucked in the hour number one.
First of all, they kissed.
They kissed ASAP.
Nigga, I'm tellin' you, they went there one bullshit.
My girl can't kiss no nigga and I'm right there.
And he took her there.
Yeah, no.
And nigga, JR put the motherfucker.
JR Black.
He the artist and his girl left.
He in there just drawin' shit now.
So time out, JR Black. He's an artist and his girl left. He in there just drawing shit now So time out jr. Black. Mm-hmm. He gots a debate of white
Black black easy. He's one. Hey, I'm watching my girl say I bet you this nigga is a trainer
I'm a professional trainer
Me as one of these bum training ass niggas. Oh my God.
Check it out.
That's not an ad.
That's not an ad.
I got fish.
It's dog, dog, dog.
No, no, and no.
The Lachez are terrorists.
Shoot this whole fucking house up.
All that shit they do over there is
terroristic activity.
Reunite.
Nick and Vanessa Lachez should be arrested.
I agree.
They sitting there, they was my favorite part.
They at the long table during the, the, choose up. So how are you all feeling now?
I see you had a rough night. I'm like yeah to your benefit bitch. This is your show.
You want as many rough nights as possible. Yeah. They're talking about this is a challenge
where you just you challenge yourself. I'm like, yo, I was
What else what else what else ask you a question real quick, um, are they blowing your phone?
I'm trying to find out how much you hit for
Dog I got that shit riding in in an uber
Yo, yo, why you ain't tell I'm like yo fam leave me alone, please
Yo, why you ain't tell me? I'm like, yo fam, leave me alone please.
Like, it's, it's, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Fucking money.
I don't like how people act.
See what money does? Money change people.
It's nasty, yo.
Money, no, it just reveals your character.
I concur.
That's what we keep saying to you.
We keep trying to tell you that.
Yo, you said you had like an emotional intelligence test for us? We keep trying to tell you that.
Yo you said you had like an emotional intelligence test for us?
Oh yeah.
I was going to save it for Patreon.
But yeah I brought a booklet.
We all going to take it though right?
And you're not taking the test?
No I'm administering it.
But then you can get one of us to booklet and we can administer it to you too.
No we got other staff.
Have you ever administered before?
She would be tight as hell if she scored lower than any of us.
Word. She already probably know all the answers. I wouldn't put it past you. Uh uh. Uh uh. Administered she's hell if she scored lower than he was were
She already probably know all the answers. I wouldn't put a patch you
Believe that haven't cracked it we know like macaroni and cheese
We know I would never yo did anybody start watching the jackal
No, it's all the day of the jackal right dog. This shit is I didn't start watching the Jackal? No, what's up? The day of the Jackal, right? This shit is, I didn't start watching it, but everybody and their mothers and my DMs like,
yo, that's fucked up, y'all go over all these shows, yo,
and y'all didn't start watching the Jackal?
It's on Peacock.
I saw on something.
It's on Peacock.
I haven't been over the cock in a while.
I hope you never did.
I mean, that's your business. You right, I'm not judging you, I mean, you know that's your business.
You're right, I'm not judging you, my brother.
You good.
The day of the Jackal, they said the shit is amazing.
Yeah, I've heard that.
I'm on the agency.
I think that shit is highly overrated,
but I started watching it
because everybody started telling me to.
It's a little complex.
I'm on like episode four and it's some spy shit,
but it's eh.
So don't bother.
How's the acting?
Your man is in it.
Michael fucking Fassbender, I know.
Fucking Fassbender.
Then you Fassbender.
Oh shit.
No, no who's in it?
No, you and I fucking bothered.
The bat, no look.
Wait, does he have someone?
Oh shit.
Fuck you.
Stop being shady as shit.
Yo, what's the real? Yes, he's married. Yes, he as shit. I'm asking.
What's the real...
Yes, he's married to Alicia Baconda.
The real pretty black girl from...
Jodie Turner.
Yeah.
That little...
How's her acting?
I don't know.
Who cares?
Yeah, she's good.
We don't care.
That's good.
Oh, boy.
She's stunning.
Yeah.
What else?
What else has gone on out there um I guess before we
go any further while y'all figure out whatever we going to next I want to say
uh rest in peace to NeNe beautiful NeNe on on Instagram transition passed away
a couple days before Christmas I got my heart my heart aches for these Christmas deaths.
One, any holiday shit. But two, I mean it's not, I don't know all the
details of it but if what I'm hearing is true I hate you niggas. Y'all are
pieces of shit. Like she was a mother, like she was a mom with young kids with
Christmas approaching. They're selling vapes with fentanyl in it.
Really?
That's nuts.
That's nuts.
Sheesh.
Yo, I can't even imagine.
I can't even imagine going to buy a vape,
like just to vape.
Word.
And it's fentanyl.
I don't even understand what the purpose is of that.
Yeah, yeah, like I don't,
how would you put it in?
This is devious, bro.
What does that gain for you financially?
I mean, if I had to answer,
I mean, my vape is littered in somebody else's,
I don't think it's worth it.
I hope that they find, if that story is true,
I hope they, I 100% hope they find a person responsible
for selling a vape with fentanyl and get them the fuck off the streets, man
Yeah, yeah rest in peace
Rest in peace also want to say rest in peace to OG Marco. Oh
Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, they put out a family
it was a rumor going around before but about an hour ago the family put out a statement and
Said what you know that he did pass. Yeah, So I'm sending a rest in peace to him as well.
Rest in peace.
Mm.
Rest in peace to anybody we lost during the holidays.
And hold your head to anybody out there that may be going
through a dark time during this holidays.
Depression is up.
Crime is up.
Everything is up.
That's not lost on any of us.
So yeah, prayers, prayers, prayers.
1,000%.
For sure.
How y'all feel about this Jay-Z, Busby shit?
That's an interesting turn of developments.
Yeah. What happened recently?
Because I've heard some more stuff about Busby himself.
Like, that was the main dude leading the charge against Deshaun.
Oh, really? Yes.
Wow. They said that was the attorney that was on
a Deshaun Watson shit.
Old ass Snapple facts, that came out weeks ago.
We haven't potted about it.
We said that.
No?
I don't think we did.
No we didn't.
No we didn't, cause Parks just said it.
That was new to me.
Oh got it.
Yeah nigga.
Oh he's stupid.
Maybe, I'll take that, I'll wear that.
It's fine. Yeah but how do we feel about it?
Apparently they went to court.
The judge said that Jay-Z will not expedite
the judicial process.
They allowed for the victim to remain anonymous
and apparently had some words for Alex Shap, Alex Shapiro, Hoves attorney,
and said that all your tricks are not gonna work
or something to that effect.
So small win for Busby at the moment, but long game.
Yeah.
I think it's telling that Jay got on an offensive.
Why? Because most times these people don't get on an offensive.
They play the defense.
Now it's like, yo dog, you trying to slander my name,
now I'ma come for your jugular.
I think it's a little different.
Yeah, and I think that's where this win came from,
is that he's pushing very hard to get
what he wants immediately.
So from what I heard, again, from what I heard,
Jay was the first person to sue Busby months ago.
Jay's name was never in that suit.
The 13 year old shit was via versus puff.
So then why they came to him, they came to him and tried to say, yo, we'll include you
in the suit.
We want some spanky.
And he was like, suck my dick.
And then they said that Jay went and put a suit on Busby.
So his 13 year old shit is a counterclaim
or in retaliation to the suit that Jay-Z put forth on him.
Months ago I heard.
That's, I think we talked about it,
but it's a little, no.
I told you that we did, but y'all told me,
shut up, so fuck y'all.
No, we did talk about that part.
I mean, we talked about this part here too.
It was, his name wasn't in there, he was unnamed.
Yes, like we'll, you know, we went to you,
we talked to you, a demand letter,
with demand, we sit down and talk about this.
And they told him, Hope told him fuck out of here.
And for even coming to me with a demand letter,
I'm gonna sue you.
Yes.
Which, from what I've read, a demand letter is normal.
Gotcha.
It's a part of any civil, you know, before we get there,
the first thing I wanna do is let you know,
hey dog, I have something that I'm-
We can settle this, we can settle this.
Do you, not even settle,
do you wanna have a conversation about this or not?
And then how you proceed is, will dictate how I proceed.
Gotcha. So you proceed, they'll how I proceed. Gotcha. So you
proceed, they'll suck my dick. All right. Well now I'm gonna go suck my dick and
hit go a suit. Yeah I'm gonna go to the courts. I do think, I think this is gonna
be a long fight. I'm with hoe getting on the offensive. If I know for a fact I didn't do
none of that shit. I know with absolute certainty y'all of that shit. Don't put my name in this.
And I understand them trying to expedite it.
Like yo dawg, I want to clear my name as soon as possible.
Let's go.
I want this shit because again, this could have the potential to affect a lot.
So I want my name cleared tomorrow.
Nigga, my wife and daughter just performed yesterday.
You know what I'm saying?
Like yo dawg, get that shit out of here. And I wouldn't spare any expense.
It's just interesting that this was the judge's take
on everything considering the interview
that just happened on NBC.
Like where the victim had all her facts wrong,
like significant facts.
So it's just interesting that this is the direction that the judge took. Yeah, but having your facts wrong on NBC is different than having her facts wrong, like significant facts. So just interesting that this is the direction that
the judge took.
Yeah, but having your facts wrong on NBC
is different than having your facts wrong
in the court of law.
That's one, and it's still due process.
It's still, you can't, because you're Jay-Z
and you're a billionaire, you still can't jump the line
in the court system.
That's what the judge is saying.
That's what I was saying.
I'm not in disagreement with that.
I'm not in disagreement with that.
I don't see it as a big win for BuzzFeed
is everyone pushing it.
It's just the judge saying,
yo dog, we not, we going through this the right way.
We're playing this out the right way.
You ain't special nigga, you a citizen.
And to the part about her facts being wrong.
Like she said, she had talked to a couple of the members
of the band was, I think it was Good Charlotte.
And then it came out where it's just a year was wrong.
And listen, let's just sum up the shit that was,
that was my question.
I'm just saying some of the things that were pointed wrong
because they said it was the 2000 VMAs.
I think it was like the 2002 VMAs,
all of that shit would track.
So like if they got the year wrong we don't
know. But again let this shit play out. For the next season of America. Yeah word.
The 2025 version of America is on the way and the trailer is crazy.
Starts in January. Yeah this shit is better than Game of Thrones. Starts in January. Yeah, this shit is better than Game of Thrones.
Starts in January.
That teaser right there, I don't know how they did it,
but absolutely fire, we shall see.
Speaking of, just wild years and shit,
skills went back and did a wrap up again.
He said he wasn't doing it, he just dropped it today.
I didn't get a chance to listen yet,
but he just jumped out there early and was like,
yeah, you ready, I'm back.
Did a 2024 wrap up.
See what it sound like.
You're that murder.
Nothing but positivity for skills.
It's big of you, bro.
Yeah.
I keep telling y'all, what do I know?
I don't know what that means, that head gesture.
What do I know?
If he decided to start writing, you know. Then he would find a pen and decide to do that.
What would that have to do with me?
Smart.
There's only one MCB, me.
That's Lil B.
Arsenal, right?
Arsenal just got his fucking boost from me.
You better watch your mouth.
Arsenal just got cooked in a flame broil.
Flame broil, yeah.
Did you see it?
Yeah.
You saw it?
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw it.
I saw it.
Arsenal is, that's my man, it's a big jersey,
so I'ma chill.
There you go.
But, yeah, nigga.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Yeah, child of skill.
Ish, why do you keep getting surprised when I tell you
that I'm trying to be less of whatever I am next year?
What is whatever?
Can we clarify what that is?
Obnoxious.
An asshole.
A dick.
Abrasive.
Piece of shit.
Yeah, I mean.
Later on.
I mean.
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess.
I wanna be.
You know what, I'ma shoot you some bells.
I wanna be less of that. Cause I just saw you win piece it up with that with black
Oh, yeah, I did see that tweet or Instagram post or something
So I'm gonna shoot you some but maybe you are trying to be different because you know
You went out there and you know, you you pieced it up said you walk down three flights just to come shake his hand
Oh, oh, yeah, I didn't know all that. That was the extended tweet
That was the tweet the deleted tweets came back.
Oh shit.
Yo again, again, again.
I've sat here and said,
suck my dick to a lot of people man.
A lot of people.
Going on 45, I just don't have it.
I don't have it. I said many parts ago, I ain't got no beef with Vlad no more. We did our beef.
We did our beef. Am I gonna go and sit on his platform and do the, I'm not doing any of that, but do I have a beef with Vlad? No.
Do I respect what he's built? Yes. Did I go through the time of Vlad suck my dick when I see you was up? Yes.
Today, no, it's not about that.
You're laying down the gauntlet.
I'm in Bergdorf shopping for you fucking bums,
pieces of shit.
And I'm mad about it too,
because I don't do Christmas shopping.
So I ain't even out at the time
where I would see all of these people.
Oh, your gift pissed me right. Anytime you walk in that walking that Louie's about at 90 minutes you gonna sit there I was
in the one in American Dream and spent about two hours in there yeah man nah I
hate that Christmas shopping shit hey hey whoever I didn't get a gift for I went to the bank got a
couple dollars there you go and you got cash.
Get out of here.
That's a good gift.
I'm in Bergdorf, Vlad is in there with his wife or relative or I don't know, but a woman,
and I see him and I'm not sure it's him because I ain't seen him up close in a while.
He got this new rich white boy look going on with the beard and flurry hair.
Rich white boy.
Hair transplant.
Yeah, but them niggas, he went and did some shit.
So I'm looking like, he said Joe, I said Vlad, we shook hands.
You hugged him?
No.
And he asked it out.
Alright, get the gun out.
I'm asking you.
I'm asking you as you sure as well.
If it was one of y'all, I would do it too.
I know, I'm asking you.
You know what it really was?
Because he was working out and shit.
You know what do I really want that issue right now?
In Bergdorf?
Yeah.
If you got slid in Bergdorf?
That ain't Starlix.
You can't get slid in Bergdorf.
Yeah the big niggas ain't gonna come save you.
Big niggas, wait.
I don't want to step on the joke. I don't want to step on the joke.
I don't.
Yeah, man.
That's what you think happened?
In my last crap, you think the big nigga saved me?
I don't believe him, though.
I told him he was lying.
I told him.
I said, nah, not my man.
Bitch, you got it, man.
Not my man.
I told him, not you.
In 2025, I don't want no beef with you.
I ain't be, I don't never want no beef with you. I don't never want to be I don't want beef with you
Logic who else anybody that I don't Joe button has
No in a bag beef leg
It's some of you niggas out there just pretending to have beef with me because it's valuable to you
And I let you cook. I still don't pop out and say,
yo, who the fuck are you?
I don't have no beef with none of y'all.
And y'all don't know what that is,
yo, I'm relentless, man, it'll be up for the next 10 years.
But at 45, I'm trying to do things differently.
It was good to see Vlad have a conversation with him,
happy for him.
I'm happy for him.
I'm happy for anybody out there that figured out a way
to win it in this cockamamie mess.
Anybody that figured out a way, congratulations.
They deserve it.
They deserve it.
They deserve it.
They're shit hard out, man.
They deserve it.
They deserve it.
Okay.
Maybe we are getting a new Joe in 2025, man.
I mean, I'd be doing myself and all of us a disservice Maybe we are getting a new Joe in 2025, man.
I mean, I'd be doing myself and all of us a disservice to remain insane.
Now I gotta see what the next version of Joe look like.
Do y'all put any stock into that what the next version of yourselves looks like?
All the time. Absolutely.
All the time. Is that all you guys got? Absolutely. All the time.
Is that all you guys got? Absolutely.
Yeah, I mean, is anybody going to expound?
Oh, you know me. I'm I'm.
What would somebody see?
Venturing out into the.
Bigger building shit like an hour hood.
Niggas is commercial.
Niggas is throwing up shit crazy.
So that's where I'm headed.
Downtown, right?
Is that what you meant though?
All of them.
They get that bill.
They get that bill.
They can text and raws every night.
They can text and raws every night trying to get something taken.
Yo, you want to come up here bad too.
We do it.
We do it.
No bullshit.
Bad.
Them niggas on my line.
Yo, come on, man.
We can do this.
We can do that.
We can do that. We can You do it, you do it. You do it. No bullshit.
Bad.
Them niggas on my line.
Yo, yo, yo, come on, man.
I'm like, we can do this, we can do that,
then we can do that.
It's not me, bro.
They don't understand that.
They on my line.
You know we're running for governor, they on my line.
Shout out to Roz, man.
Shout out to Roz, Maraka.
I'm not mad, innit?
How could you be?
Get your shit off out there.
Ice, man, parks.
But wait, is that what you meant? Did you mean or did you mean personal development? I
Think they tie in but
Mel's right man, you don't think so. No, well, I mean
You always talking about getting money and getting rich and doing orange. No, I'm just saying but if you get more money
They're just talking about no, I don't know. I don get more money. Is that what you're just talking about? No, I'm not talking about it. No, no, no.
I don't think that has anything to do with a different version of yourself has to do
with personal development, growth, accountability, shit like that.
That's what I'm referring to and I was asking if they tie into it.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
No, but I think they tie into it.
I think that when you get the more money, the money opens you up to more freedom. Well, you know, he's going to get back to the money. No, no. I'm saying I just think that they tie you and I think that they're tying to when you get the more money the money opens you up to More we know you go back to the money
I just think that they you know personally about your character
Just start procrastinating less
I'm sorry. No, I want to start.
You gotta even start.
I want to go get the video from last year.
You know, we know him.
Never say that again to us.
We're your friends in here.
Give me another one.
Give me another one.
All right, that's dope.
You're gonna start, that's all good.
You're gonna start seriously.
Yeah, that's good for you.
It ain't, it ain't.
You gonna finish school?
I doubt it.
What would somebody see to each of you?
What would someone see?
I got this multimedium too.
What would someone see that about you
that you couldn't see because it's in your blind spots?
What is in your blind spot that is enabling you
from seeing something that exists within you guys?
I'm told that I have,
I lack patience and I thought I was extraordinarily patient
but I got told that I'm not.
Okay.
I got told I have very significant road rage
and I can be negative sometimes.
And all of this was just a shock to me.
I'm sorry that you went through that.
But now I have things to work on.
Different version of myself in 2025.
Okay.
I'm leading by example.
Who's leading you by these? For me it would be being a better communicator.
Just all the way across the board and I know it.
I've had it pointed out and certain people that are very important to me have been pointing out certain things.
I'm like, okay, now I see it from a different lens, I need to communicate certain things a little bit better.
And it's holding me back, actually.
In what way?
A lot of ways, honestly.
Hey, y'all, I had a great joke.
Get it off.
We up here to joke.
I'm good, I'm gonna keep it.
Nah, you ain't gonna make it, because you be crying.
Oh, shit.
You ain't gonna make it, because you be acting like a bitch all the time.
This is the time.
This is the time to get the joke off, not when I'm not here.
I'm good.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Yeah, but I call Cap on it.
True, true.
When you're not here, you come back on the dot.
Yo, yo, so what you said two days ago?
That's why you say it when I'm here, my nigga.
You good, you good.
Ah, boo.
Ah, boo.
Come on, come on. It's cool. It good, you good. Ah, boo.
Come on, come on. It's the last part before the new year.
Give me something about it.
Coochie making niggas self-reflective.
Yeah.
There you go.
There you go.
Yo, nigga, none of this said, yo, communicate.
OK, all right, I gotta talk more.
Got it, all right.
I got you. Damn. I got you.
Damn.
I'm gonna work on time management.
Spread myself too thin too often.
I need to figure that out.
Pause.
If applicable.
I ain't gonna hold you.
Y'all niggas in parks are perfect.
Like, y'all niggas.
Y'all, I gotta just communicate more and things will go.
I ain't not true.
I think I'm're pretty decent guy
Yeah, I told her on the patients like your name and shit that don't necessarily have to be
Unique to you. Well, you asked us I know
something unique to y'all pieces of shit and
Fly all around the world
Boy not everybody out there is a wild boy. Pause for 2025. I specifically speaking to something unique about me will try to be less of a wild boy. Okay. I need more patience too. No, but I am a bad communicator. That is the season of bad drivers out there. Now's the time to get some patience. Oh, God.
Now's the time to get some patience.
Deal niggas drive.
You learn.
They are a mess out here.
It's bad.
And you keep yelling at somebody,
they're gonna jump out and catch your little asses delight.
You better leave these motherfuckers alone.
People be going through some shit.
That's true.
I don't fuck with road rage, dog.
I promise you.
I don't fuck with that.
I be wanting to, but.
I be wanting to, yo, if it ain't yo everything especially if you're coming there harming me
Yeah, you got a big bro. I little middle fingers
No, no, no, okay, I have put all of that in my rearview
mirror, okay the times where I
Swerve my car in front of yours. So you can't get out and get out of my car and-
What?
All that's-
You jumped out the car?
Yes.
You're U5 too.
That's not Billboard.
We didn't put you on the Billboard.
It was a long time ago.
Stop whining before you get on the Billboard.
Those days are over.
Another Billboard.
How can we put on a Billboard?
Those days are over.
I swear, see?
Look, I'm working.
I'm working on the patience.
Working on-
You jumped out on the right one.
That's what happened
You guys want to get accomplished next year that you didn't this year are there new goals?
Huh am I being corny and cliche?
I don't want to say my good y'all gonna start laughing. We know even if I do I will want you to succeed in it This segment is over actually you ain't never gonna be the allegations
They say on every clip to come out you just stuff in your face. Now they might now pull doing on purpose
No dogs, I will hold you. I would look I know it's
Before he started zooming in on you. That little sandwich you had,
that was some tilapia with some motherfucking
white cheddar mozzarella Swiss.
No it's crazy, it's respectful.
Now everybody in here get one in the morning.
Marinara sauce, whatever that sandwich was.
I ain't care what they was talking about.
I'm like, nah, I'm eating that.
It got a little close up on it.
I was like, oh shit, I want some of that. Pause. That shit sound kinda good right now too, I'm not, nah, I'm eating that. It got a little close up on it. I was like, oh shit, I want some of that.
Pause.
That shit sound kinda good right now too, look at that.
A Tilapia with marinara?
No, no, I know what you eat.
Nah, I'm sure it sound good.
Yeah, that shit is the truth.
What else, what else, what else?
I wanna send thoughts and prayers out to Kodak Black,
who looks like shit and y'all don't care.
But I've been saying that for over a year
Hey, if y'all want to let him go to a Ravens game like that, so be it
If y'all want to keep putting the camera on some are greats why they not in the best shape
So be it you did it to Delante West who am I to think you won't do it to Kodak Black Kodak Black
I love you. I want better for you and you don't have to live that way. He looks like
Absolute shit he does you know? I love you. I want better for you, and you don't have to live that way. He looks like absolute shit. He does
Said and I feel like I say that probably bi-monthly
So Kodak black. I love you
Somebody out there. I wish you would go feed I spice a
Lunch box a care package a a sandwich, subway, anything.
Maybe she likes being this size right now.
Maybe she does.
Maybe she does.
Don't need your butt to tell you
you need to eat to live on earth.
You're telling me about what people like about themselves.
Got it.
High spice, we love you.
Just go ahead.
Bodega, chopped cheese.
Anything.
French fries.
Anything.
Yeah, come, no, please, you have to eat
to survive on this planet.
Hate to be the one to break a few.
She might be eating healthy now.
True.
And exercising.
Been eating bullshit.
That's what she said in the song.
Say I'm skinny, say I love the way
that I'm eating my oats.
She eating oats.
Oats, oats, got it.
I swear, we love that, bro.
Yo, stupid me, I just want people to live.
I just want people to live a nice long life.
Health is wealth in 2025.
Come on, gotta do it.
Wait, so you tell us any of your goals are to do.
Yeah, yeah, nigga.
I started with mine.
What was your personal goal?
Well, I started with, I want to be more mature,
less obnoxious, less abrasive, less opinionated.
I want to be less of all the things I give out there.
I do.
Okay.
In terms of goals, I want to get us to fuck out of here
at some point.
It's cool for now.
Yeah. I love it, I love it.
But yeah, I'm looking around.
I'm looking around.
Yo, y'all can stop the think pieces.
Yeah, yo, that shit is a hack.
They're not.
They're not gonna stop.
This is actually gonna make them think piece more.
True.
Just so you know.
What's the think pieces about?
Everything, bro.
Why we're here.
I feel like you were transparent about it.
Not enough.
Nobody feels like that.
No, not enough.
They made their own duct tape up.
And what I'm going through personally is totally separate from why we not over there.
The long and short of that is the bylaws of the town because now the town is involved
says that you cannot film anything in any of those
buildings. That's the long and short of it. Now you could choose to fight that and go to court
and spend the money but somebody over there got the town involved and that's what it is.
and that's what it is. For me, I didn't want none of my people to continue to be surveilled and scrutinized and treated that was a certain way. Yeah. I never
want that. So we'll truck it on back over here to Queens for a few and then we'll
get to it. I'm already on, I'm zillowed out, I got every real estate agent in New
Jersey on the case. Good. When I tell you that there are some beautiful things out
there I didn't know but I'll be opening till old Zillow that's like an addiction
oh yeah that's great dog yeah but why don't I have 23 million for that for that law right there?
And this is that you know for 22 million in New York celebrate
I seen some shit the other day the nigga walked in on this floor you look up it had two levels of spirals you
Look down and had three I was like this shit was in the middle of new
Cuz me ice was driving the other day we was coming from Albany and
He's like no, I need a backyard. I'm like no ice. They got some backyards in New York
These niggas had greenery on like this rooftop shit. I was like and bitches were back you buy you buy that out
Everything everything is coming to that house with a there are some really really really beautiful list
I don't know if we go in warehouse Everything is coming to that house. There are some really, really, really beautiful listings out there.
I don't know if we're going warehouse, abandoned firehouse, home, building.
Cory, me and you are going to square up when we leave here.
This is my man.
Cory is always in the depths of it with me.
Always.
So we find a way. Niggas can't fuck with us.
I guess he's still in find a way mode.
I mean, not so much.
They gotta live like this no more.
Put your magnifying glass away, dog.
Wherever we came from, where we going,
is going to be just as comfortable and
beautiful.
Cory's sending me to damn church in week week talking about we get a tax exemption if we
pray.
Hey, hey, hey now.
And they know, hey now my ass, we are not going to film this podcast in a church in
week week.
And then I'm stupid ass, that's my man, So I listen to him. I scroll to picture number three. It's the kitchen of the church
So anyway, so that's what we do it's a fixer-upper
So that's what we do. Need some work, it's a fixer-upper.
I'm getting out of here.
Hey, hey, hey, you and Ian Corey, y'all talk this fixer-upper shit all you want.
I got a few months over here before I better see my skyline in the sky.
Some blue water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, y'all could, I see the thing pieces, they are hilarious, but that is the long and short of it.
You're not allowed to record, be grateful that we got it off
as long as we got it off.
And that's that, man.
Hold up, let me see what Corey's doing with that email.
The kitchen in the church.
That's hilarious, there.
Look at this.
Look at this, look at this. Look, look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Hell, dog.
Right here.
Look at this.
Take that and just scroll.
Anywho.
So yeah, that's what's going on.
So yeah, some of my goals include getting us out
of here for the new year, making sure everybody is just
comfortable as we have been and as we were.
And my homeless is yours to everyone in the room.
I appreciate that, Parks.
I don't want to sound like I'm not grateful
because I super appreciate that.
Cory, in what world?
I would like to have my studio back at some point,
but other than that, it's been fun.
Would you be in a desk with me too, man?
Oh yeah. You do.
Thank you. In what world?
Would we go to this church and do a podcast?
Cory, what the fuck?
Huh? Him?
You get tax exemption.
I get that, but him?
But they probably have fancier churches that you can get tax exemption at, regardless.
Dog, we are going to Alpine New Jersey.
Crestgill. They lucky.
Dimaris. They lucky, I'm looking in this little, my little cash bracket.
If I had an extra four, five, shit, Inglewood.
They got a nice little nine million dollar house.
I said, no, we not gonna do that.
We're not gonna do that.
Nope.
I said Cory's a nice shit.
I would need a lot more days out of you guys.
I said Cory's a nice shit.
Two days wouldn't get it done for what I'm trying to get.
But we'll see.
We'll see.
Listen, shout to the first and last time listeners,
shout out to the day one,
shout out to the people that won't be here tomorrow.
We appreciate every last bit of it, man.
But yeah, I anticipate 2025 being a really, really good year.
You're excited for this trip, man?
Costa Rica.
Yes, yeah, I am actually.
I am.
What part?
Pack my bag, I don't know.
I don't know.
Where, where ever the jet land. having a gentle out there with a jet land
We're going over the fuck you talk about
out of America
What part you want to get into your well-traveled bag with me? I don't give a fuck about that anywhere anything of this or anywhere
That's not Jersey
Land with a palm tree nigga somewhere. Yeah, I'm out here Palm tree. Yeah, whatever's over there, I'm out.
Costa Rica, few days, finally doing a group trip
with like, people, your friends.
Yeah.
Your friends, people you fuck with,
their significant others, their wives.
So I look forward to that, that's gonna be real nice.
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
That's gonna be real nice.
Y'all got any New Year's plans?
Yeah, I'll be with you somewhere.
I'm talking about the rest of the-
At the Four Seasons in Costa Rica, nigga, the private party that I've been fighting You know got any New Year's plans Yeah, be with you some time about the four seasons
That I've been fighting for two weeks for sure we had a section
Wait, what do we I think I might go down so I gotta bring some dress up clothes, I guess
My head that bird off now get that gel make sure that Superman curls work just get some white linen I
Guess white cheese on nine. Oh, yeah another country. Yeah, okay cream egg shell Just get some white linen. I guess. White? She's from 90s.
Oh, yeah, from another country, yeah, I get it.
Cream, eggshell.
What you said you're going to Virginia or some shit?
Yeah.
All right.
Visit my mother.
That don't help it.
That don't.
I don't even know what that mean.
That didn't ease the pain, nigga.
Virginia ain't a spot.
No, it's good if your mom is dead.
It's cool. Visit's cool if your mom is dead. It's cool.
I'm gonna visit my mom.
Why?
Why you doing that on New Year's Eve?
It should be lit.
Yeah.
It should be lit.
Oh my God.
Ice Freeze, what you doing?
Nah, we probably hit the city or something somewhere.
We gonna be local.
All right, so nothing.
We just got the kids.
All right.
We got two nights free, that's it.
Can't really. Oh, that's good though, shit.
Yeah.
So, nothing.
We ain't going to Costa Rica.
I know Big Mel Ford's going somewhere.
Nigga, Big Mel Ford, you see the braids?
Oh yeah, Beach is coming.
Y'all don't know what that means?
Yeah.
Beach is coming.
Boy, you gotta get your get back now.
If you think you don't have to get spit in the blossom.
If you think she don't know that.
You can't wait to take a picture.
You can't wait to take a picture.
You can't wait to take a picture.
You can't wait to take a picture.
You can't wait to take a picture.
You can't wait to take a picture.
You can't wait to take a picture.
You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't back now. If you think you don't have to get,
spin the block. If you think she don't know that.
Wait to take a picture.
You think she don't know that.
She's gonna make up on today and everything.
She better go do something and put it on the story.
That nigga playing around.
Don't do that.
Yo, nigga.
At Christmas time too.
That get back's gonna.
You seen the caption, Joe?
Oh my God.
That shit can make your soul burn slow.
No, not really.
But yeah, I'm gonna, uh, Cancun.
Oh, okay.
What the fuck?
Why me? Why you gotta look at me?
Because I saw the look on your face and you're hiding your face.
What do you want to say?
You just have to shoot over here.
What do you want to say?
I don't know nothing, Big Mouth.
Cancun is beautiful.
It is.
Oh.
Oh.
Damn, son.
You going with what name?
What's your vixen friend name?
Natasha.
Natasha.
No, I'm not going with Natasha.
Okay, shout out to Natasha.
But if you were, it wouldn't be done.
Did anybody?
You going with Shawn? Nah, it wouldn't be done. Did anybody?
Go on, show them. Nah, she gotta show them now.
Shine light on her.
Shine light on her.
She gotta show them now.
You gotta take a tail feather out there.
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show them.
Yeah, nah, dead ass.
Especially if niggas is loving their girls.
Fuck wrong with these niggas.
Fuck wrong with you.
Ever love your girl after
In horrible news
The woman that was burnt burnt on the train they caught the guy
He wasn't hard to catch
Insane that nobody did help to put a fire on nothing.
I told y'all a story before when the dude fell
on a train tracks and he was trying to get off the train tracks.
Motherfuckers pulled their phone out instead of going over.
The train was coming.
Instead of motherfuckers going over there
trying to help them pull them up, they pulled their phones out.
All right, I get that one.
I don't.
No, I'm saying I understand.
That's crazy.
I understand you being like, I'm with you.
Or the one that fell in the train tracks.
Somebody on fire.
You're a piece of shit.
Take your coat off, my nigga.
Take your coat off and try to beat the fire.
What are we talking about?
That sound real easy to say you're not
on fire no no we're saying for someone else to take their coat off and go run and wrap around them while they're on fire
fire yes yes okay something see that's why podcasters don't really need mics
because we sit down here with all our good thinking asses.
And then I watched that video and was like,
what the fuck?
Could you imagine looking to your left or your right
and seeing somebody on fire on the train?
I didn't think it was real.
I've been telling y'all for years,
stop taking them trains.
Well, that's something we gotta, come on dog.
You can't tell niggas stop taking the train, bro.
I can if you ever took the train. Some people can't help itiggas not taking the train bro, I can't if you ever took the train
Some people can't take if you have taken the train then you can walk there
Listen you talking and I was in New York for the blackout. Yo, just go from Long Island
People just to get a little earlier within vans walking from Wall Street to a hundred
91st Street
You've been on the train before then every day is an emergency
Joe so if you live in like Merrick, Long Island, and you gotta come into Manhattan you walk got leave early
What's my man they in man that walk from New York to California
Yeah, whatever Posner Posner Mike Poser Mike Posner or Posner
I forgot how long it was.
Papa Rossi following me around. Get out of here nigga.
I'm tired as hell. Bring me a water.
Bring me a water.
I thought that that video was fake as well because of the cop that was casually strolling by.
I thought it was fake because of the person that was on fire.
Just standing there.
Anytime I've seen fire burn like I
expected to see some jumping like I like jump and make it worse
you run it running makes it worse I'm just saying when I saw the video they
were just standing there stop drop and roll stop drop and roll in my brain like
that's in your brain from when you're a kid but everybody necessarily go to my
brain would have to get past the shock of being on fire and
that's why that's why this is one of the crimes I am waiting for the 30 for 30 on
it no I need to watch this I need because they not giving me the answers
to the questions that I have like what was I doing when somebody burnt tried
to burn me on fire word how did I get lit my entire body on fire I don't know
depends on what kind of clothes you got on like if you got on some polyester or Word. How did that get lit my entire body on fire? I don't know.
Depends on what kind of clothes you got on.
Like if you got on some polyester or some shit.
And what they use as an accelerant.
They could've just.
All right, next topic.
No, I'm just saying that shit could go, my nigga.
Yo, issue can't.
All right, so don't take the train
and don't wear polyester.
Pollyester is gonna get y'all burnt up.
Rest in peace to the lady that lost her life in this crazy ass. That's crazy. I'm glad though. Hey, two step authentication, not for gum fam. Now I gotta wait for the text.
I'm glad though.
I'm glad though.
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I'm glad though.
I'm glad though.
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I'm glad though.
I'm glad though.
I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. gum oh yeah that's annoying yeah it is hey to to that though a two step
authentication not for gum fam now I gotta wait for the text I'm gonna go to
leader store yeah yes that's me yeah I want to know I'm not mad at it no I'm
mad and these niggas out here wiling you know I got got before so I'm not mad at it
they are wiling I got buying gum actually I was buying gum they must have
scam us you whatever what if I had a little skimmer on yeah, whatever 10 minutes later target all types of iPads and shit going up
I'm like, you know, they got the fake shit on the on the scanners in the bodegas. What's that?
Yeah, it's the plastic shit that looked
Yeah and gas stations at the boat
Yeah, all that shit y'all saying is cool
until you're on the phone with the bank
and they say, all right, hold on,
we're gonna patch you through to the automated system
to see if you pass the identity test.
They passed me right through.
You forgot your pen?
Which one of these companies are related to you?
I give them the right answer, bomb.
Don't nobody know it but me.
I'm killing this shit.
Here come the next one.
Which one of these schools did you go to?
That one?
Bergen.
Oh.
The Bergen school?
E, none of the above.
Hey Daisy, this ain't that bullshit live stream
you was on.
You come over here with that shit.
Oh!
Stupid ass automated test is going to say, you have failed.
You forgot your answer nigga?
No, I was the right answer.
I told you there was no such thing as a Bergen school.
You don't know the fucking right answers.
I told you there was no Bergen school, my nigga.
No.
I told you that man't no Bergen school, my nigga. No. I told you that.
Fucking Bergen school.
Oh man.
Nah, that shit is annoying, bro.
You were transferred.
No.
Who?
What?
You're right.
Why you take everything as an insult?
What's wrong with transferring from the school because you're having a hard time?
What hard time?
With the other
You said you was four foot five or some shit I was early yeah
Joe I had Napoleon but yo anyway, um
That shit happened to me with coinbase
Keeping it a buck look
Shit popping out here Bitcoin going crazy XRP' crazy, XRP goin' crazy.
I'm tryin' to get them niggas some more money.
A skirt.
I couldn't add no money, I couldn't pull no money,
I couldn't make no trades, I couldn't do nothin'.
For like three or four weeks, my nigga.
Why you didn't hit me?
For what?
Right.
You know Coinbase, people?
No, nigga, I done gave you somethin'.
I ain't gonna let Coinbase people? No, I didn't gave you something.
I ain't gonna let Coinbase freeze you out this shit, you crazy? This nigga's so stupid.
Hold a couple of Bitcoins.
Yeah, man, yeah, I'll take it.
Take it as a tushy or whatever.
It's not Katachi.
There you go, it's a tushy, man.
But no, dog, that shit was kind of scary
because yo, they get around to you when they get around
I was calling niggas for three or four weeks. I came here talking to Erickson. Yo dog, you just be fucked
So imagine what happens when all alive people now about to be not working for the banks no more
You gotta go through everything automated. That shit is so annoying
Yeah, I think there's any truth to the to the the rumblings of by the year 2030 will be already in four day work weeks.
I can see that.
Absolutely.
I can see that.
This is 25.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah.
I can see that.
Because what's happening is a lot of people never went back to work after COVID.
A lot of people still hybrid.
Oh yeah.
A lot of people are hybrid.
But a lot of companies are like demanding their workforce come back.
Which I get to a point, but-
Very few.
Yeah.
Four days.
Most jobs you can do in four days a week.
Sure.
As someone who's worked regular jobs, like, you don't need to be here this.
You don't often.
You said as the one?
No, I said as someone who has.
So what does that mean?
The three days a week?
No, we got some workers in here.
Yeah, I was about to get offended.
You ain't one of them.. I was about to get offended.
You ain't one of them.
I have more regular jobs.
Y'all pay me back.
The people I love most.
The people I love most.
What's the word?
Circus City and Sears.
Taco Bell for that term.
I'm a Circus City.
Wasn't it one of them? The Wiz.
The Post Office.
What you did?
How old was you?
17.
Post Office was a good gig.
18.
Yeah, 18.
I don't know what the fuck you doing.
You fucked that up.
Fuck rap.
It was seasonal, Christmas time.
Good job.
17.
Yo, 2020, something about the hour.
I forgot the name of it.
The Sorter, whatever the was order. I had that
Sears how long and sears? Yeah, nigga. You ever been a sears? I got the fuck out of
We weren't about to be it was a short stay
It wasn't about to be, it was a short stay. It was a short stay at Sears.
The Wiz.
How long?
Mad long.
What's mad long?
I was at the Wiz for years up until I got stabbed.
I got stabbed at 20.
I was there about three years.
Oh.
Okay.
So you worked at Wiz, the post office and Sears at 17?
No not at 17. The post office was seasonal. I did uh the Wiz. Yeah math. No which is right.
What about New at 730? You know you about to. The Wiz is right there by Newport. And when I got stabbed and couldn't work there anymore,
I was, the Sears was in Newport.
So-
Oh, you worked Sears after?
Sears after the Wiz.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I couldn't work at the Wiz no more.
Put them out of business.
Big joke.
Right on the side, those Sears had electronics too, huh?
They shoulda known how to put me back there
with the Compacts.
The Compacts and the pro scans
This nigga what I could get you to pro scan for the low
Pro scan it was the RCA
Fancy TV. It was the best TV bro at the time. Yes. This is before good TV
the pros
Yes, this is before good TV
And most importantly I
Got a record dealer 21 that's what we say. I mean, I mean. Yeah, but that's when the work really started.
None of y'all got a fucking national hit at 21.
Mm-mm.
We speaking about the work.
Anything?
Do you have a slap that still come on in the garden
when you did?
Like, no.
You got one?
I don't.
Did they play Pump It Up when you did?
No, I was.
Of course.
Of course they did.
They play Pump It Up now, eh?
Now, this is how they play Pump It Up.
Did the crowd give you yours?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They put you on the screen?
I don't go to the Garden on celebrity time.
I go there as a normal patron.
But you're a celebrity.
And I would think that if Pump It Up came on, people would be like, oh, Joe!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
What role you was in?
You took the word out of my mouth, yo.
I was behind the bench, behind the second row.
You didn't see the picture in the group chat?
And Jason Hart do like this?
Josh Hart.
Josh I mean?
Shout out to Josh Hart.
Yeah.
Shout him out.
No, he's fine.
He dope.
No, he's fine.
I like him on Lakers.
To the Lakers.
Right over there to the Lakers.
That nigga play hard.
Yeah, nah, that was a good Christmas game.
That was a, it was good to get up and go to the game.
That's dope.
It was.
That's fly shit.
That's super fly shit.
That's super fly shit.
Do you want to wake up with your baby?
No.
I'm going, can we go to the Knicks game together or not?
Hating.
Talking about we going out of town.
I'm like, all right, let me get a little FaceTime though.
My baby at the age where you can see when he mad to
Baby just got a shiny face and a grill
Next year next year next year
You gonna put your foot down
We feel about me wanna fight man
She told my son she's trying to go she's what you want to do us and know what you, this whole day is mine.
Motherfucker, anyway. Or not.
Oh, I love her, man, I love her.
What else, what else, what else, what else, what else?
While they think about what else,
I wanna tell y'all on Instagram, you ladies out there,
if your IG name is Bodybyesuchandsuch,
guess what the one thing you gotta have is?
A body. A body.
A body.
A body.
I'm just teasing bitches, it's making me fucking sick.
They faking me miserable out here, body by such and such.
I go click on this shit and it's fucking Twig Newton.
All right.
I feel like the ones that,
the Instagram names that start with body by
are usually like.
Workout chicks.
Workout chicks.
They're fitness influencers or they're trainers workout chicks had a hard time with
Christmas and all them dishes you had to get dressed a few of y'all popped up on
my shit with clothes on you know what you do you look down go to my bitch oh
no no no you look there motherfucker don't got the Air Max's on no more.
They got to put some real shoes on.
You be like, I see.
I get it.
Yeah, I'm not playing with you.
I got you.
I'm not playing with you.
I got you, mama.
You got the, you bought the clogs back?
You know what I mean?
I got you.
Go get them spandex back, girl.
I got you, fam.
Go get that Lululemon, man. Go and get right. Go and get right. That got you, fam. Go get that Lulu Lemon, man.
Go and get right.
Go and get right.
Joey Badass whoops some ass.
Yeah, he did.
Joey Badass whoops some ass in some store in Brooklyn.
Sneaker store looked like a something.
I don't know if I would've slipped that uppercut.
He threw that shit from a weird angle.
And that shit connected, too.
He threw two of them.
That shit was like some other shit.
I said, oh, okay, Joey.
Joey's throwing them things.
No, he fixed the situation.
Yeah, he did.
He fixed it fast.
Real quick.
And it looked like he was really trying to be diplomatic.
Yeah, it did.
Like, I got too much to lose, my nigga.
I don't want no problems.
Yeah, yeah, no, it's true.
Shout out to Joey, badass, man.
He was never a nigga I looked at, like he didn't have no hands. Yeah, yeah, no, it's true. Shout out to Joey Badass, man. Sure. He was never a nigga I looked at,
like he didn't have no hands.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, he can't fool me with all that TV rebrand
and shit he doing.
And when you see him out, he the nicest nigga.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Every time I see him, he come up to me,
speak first, all that shit, like that's fly.
So, it looked like he was like,
yo, bruh, I don't want no problems, my nigga.
You are a pauper, I'm worth a couple M's
I don't want no beef. You won't be suing me
Motherfucking homeboy coming back out next season
What's his name? Oh on the show?
Unique unique coming back. I want no beef with you Roscoe.
Fuck away from me, yeah.
Fuck away from me dawg.
Sometimes that's what niggas want.
Shout to him, but Christmas is just another time
that I wouldn't want to have to get
in a scuffle in the street.
Yeah, bro.
I mean I'm glad he won.
There ain't no time I won.
Don't nobody want to be fighting nobody, period.
No, no, that's not true.
The niggas out here who ain't got shit to lose,
who angry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was about to say, especially as a celebrity dog.
That's what they want, yeah.
The fuck you sitting in Central Bookings on Christmas time?
Yeah.
Ugh, good.
Yo, I do not know what is going on
with Ray J and Princess Love.
And I know Ray J, so I'm not going to speculate about nothing is going on.
But if they happen to put out screenshots of what's going on,
I will read it.
And I did.
And he had the Zoom.
Not at all.
Biggest could be.
Biggest could be.
Well, that was the sounds of children.
I don't have a take on this.
I just want to say, yo, Ray J is my son, yo.
Why are you out here getting off?
I look at you, and you look like a nigga that's
getting off some of my old school moves, man.
Look at this.
This is a Joe Budden move to the death.
I still got your pussy juice on me.
I kept it on.
Haven't took a shower yet.
Nigga, you think you mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ray J, when you come to New York,
come up here so I can ask you if you think you mean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nigga, that was one of the best lines.
That was a good line. Oh yeah. That sound like some new shit. Duh. That sound like some new shit. I was one of the best lines
Before no, I'm definitely showering
I was already not gonna show
When she gone that shit is fire. yo. I know they gonna call me nasty.
No, no, listen.
They gonna say niggas are disgusting.
Me and Mark, me and Mark, we with you.
Yeah, I'm with you.
We with you.
Well, except for our shower, but I mean, I use the line.
The line has worked.
Yeah.
So far, it was really too loud.
Now, if y'all sex smell combined, give you that little oomph on your pubics.
Oh, God.
I'm keeping it right there.
And texting her.
She going to feel good about that text, dude.
Nah, yup.
That's why I work.
She going to feel good about it.
Your scent is in my bed.
No, your scent is on me, my man.
It's on me.
It ain't on my bed.
It's an old, new chick in my bed.
It's in my bed.
She don't want it.
But your scent is still on me.
And I'm going to keep it there for days, man.
So what you gonna do? Make gumbo?
Huh?
With the new bitches in your bed? You gonna mix it up?
No, no, no, no, no.
Keep it a buck?
Yes.
One thousand percent. No doubt. No mistake. No doubt about it.
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you for the honesty.
Sorry. Cause I ain't one of them dudes that when the chick come over and we talking about a long
Many years ago, I was never the guy that I wanted. That's a lot too
But I'm for the new girl for the girl. I'm not all the way comfortable. I didn't want a shower while she was there in the crib
Unless I was poor unless I'm pulling the shower move I didn't want to shower while she was there in the crib.
Unless I was pulling the shower move. I was about to say your shower move was your thing.
But if I'm not pulling the shower move,
I'm talking about showering just to get clean.
Like, no, no.
What's the shower move?
Shower move works.
Shower move ain't bad.
I got that from you.
I did tell you.
Shower move is from you.
I got that from you.
It work, right?
It's a good efficiency.
It's good. I use that at the shower. What you gonna say?
Nigga like as a reason for her to go no
Tell her your shower move. I don't want to
Yeah, y'all don't want to move. You know me. I don't want to tell her
Why because nigga might use it on her cuz you get on a live stream try to get an ad from
because nigga might use it on her. Because you get on a live stream,
try to get an ad from some shower company.
Irish Spray.
What's the one that starts with a K?
Kohler?
Kohler.
Moen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The shower move where the young lady is over.
You say you want something to drink or whatever.
You get her comfortable or situated in the living room.
You say, BRB, going gonna go take a quick shower and you go get in the
shower make it sound sexy in there too silk there's a meeting in my bedroom bedroom bedroom bedroom what water sound shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh She's gonna say shhh, she's gonna live alone for mad long. Either one of two things are happening.
One, she's either gonna get up,
if she a freak like Adina,
she gonna get up, find a bathroom,
from the sound.
Hey, I was wondering, she gonna come in,
you gonna be standing there like Adonis,
a fucking Greek god God mythical fucking creature
She'll say oh my god
You have a Sydney is so stroking is just soapy as hell Plus
She's a lady and she's not gonna do that and now you got to come out with the towel
Fresh out the time water glistening all over you
Know you go you need anything. I'ma just go
Go to the bathroom
By the time you get the
I'm sure the game is updated by now
and these rules are non-existent.
Nigga ever pull the shower move on you
now that you know what it is?
No, I think that was my move.
Ah!
I don't know.
Yo.
For 2025, nobody ask Mel anything on this pocket please you have to it was
your move in his house how you pull that off how you pull that off in his with
you and his crib what that works what thank you huh I'm gonna give you the
best I'm gonna give you the best house. Exactly. You won't get one of these expensive bath sheets.
Do you mind if I like, you know, take a shower?
You know?
Is that OK?
Yeah.
If you did that shit, that'll work.
Cool.
If you did that shit, I ain't gonna hold you.
Going to get the best washcloth towel, Kyle.
Oh, I got some matching shit.
Yeah, I got a match.
No, that'll work.
Because you don't want to look like no heathen.
It may not be showers in Chicago.
I ain't even know Fendi made washcloths.
In any wealth, like outside of Chicago
That move is gonna crush if we not going to go
What else is unimportant, important?
Can I tell y'all what's funny to me?
What?
What?
And, I love y'all as a crew.
Oh, that's me some bullshit coming in.
As a whole crew, y'all my favorite.
Here we go.
Y'all the best crew.
But how should I feel that y'all are way more punctual here?
I'm just asking, I don't have no beef about it.
I didn't even run this thought through my multiple personalities.
But does anybody feel the way about it? Or it's just coaches like cool like it's not even done to think about it's kind of miraculous actually
I've been thinking the same thing but I
Just been driving. Yeah me too. And it was so clear on the traffic
So I'm leaving dumb early. There was like no traffic today. It's been 130 hours 140 hours on ubers
That's why I'm robbing here. Well, they're good. It makes sense Dumb early. There was like no traffic today. Spent $130, $140 on Ubers.
That's why I'm driving. Why you delivering here?
Well, nigga, it makes sense.
It does?
Absolutely.
You live across the street.
No, we're talking about here.
You live across the street.
I do not live across the street.
In comparison to us, we live far.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Look at your feet, oh, oh, oh. All right, so the further you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, to do that shit. Schedule that. Yeah, schedule that. You know what I mean? So the Uber's standing outside.
And you try to give yourself an extra little great song.
Yeah.
Do you guys, do you guys,
what do you guys say to the,
listen, last pod before the year.
That's true.
I'm just getting to it.
But do you guys have any thoughts about the allegations
that we pod better here and if you think that's
true, my question is why?
I personally, I told you all that, yes.
I'm speaking just for me, I'm not speaking for the collector.
No, the energy is different here.
Fuck that, I'm comfortable sitting in this chair.
These chairs is different, it's closer, so it's more intimate. We laugh and we joke and it's the other chairs you laid back kind of so it's a
little bit more relaxed mood. No I'm trying to be funny I'm being serious
because I...
It's that asshole dog. No but I was saying like it's so relaxed. Right? Like these chairs.
Do you think that we were coddled in the last place? I'm saying like it's so relaxed. Right? That, like these chairs.
Do you think that we were coddled in the last place?
Oh shit.
Oh what?
I'm asking him.
No, we just, again, it's closer, yo.
It's more intimate.
I agree.
That's what I'm saying.
I agree with you.
Like that's the thing.
And I think that the comfort that you speak of, Ice,
is very important,
because you both were fucked up on that couch.
I was. Even at the last spot, when we did them couple posits, even you in the hot chair, you both were fucked up on that couch. I was even at the last spot when we did them couple of positive in the hot chair,
you got to sit up. It's different. Yeah.
The other, the other couches you kind of laid back. Now you sitting up.
Yeah. And I had a pillow and everything.
Corey, write this down so I can tell the realtor's we need something with some
discomfort, man. And and just far and what else
you say and a little hand of love see what else make y'all the best
I'm gonna fuck it up
I'm gonna fuck each and every one of y'all niggas
um let me see let me see let me see what else what else what else there is something else there's a lot
What's the Ram start fucking up like that so
You close that you restart it I mean I could put something on
You don't get another one Yes, all right. I'm gonna say I can I can try something on there. It's over. You just want to get another one? Damn.
Yes.
Alright. I'm about to say I can try it.
Say you think it's rich bro.
I ain't got no salvage.
I understand.
Listen.
Rich in family.
Just for the money.
Rich in spirit.
There you go.
Rich in health.
Rich in friends, health.
There you go.
Rich in many areas.
Macbook money.
Except Macbook money, just not all the areas I need to be in.
Not the way we talk about it up here.
True.
Tracy. Tracy, shoulder. This shit just do whatever it wants. Just not all the areas I need to be in that the way you talk about Tracy Tracy showed you
Just do whatever
Play this hour goes crazy
We might not have to never work I carry the
Carried a crate
Why he can't many people why you can't
Get that falsetto who you you
You gotta hit that falsetto. Who?
You.
Woo!
Yo, Romy Rome. I be Romy Rome.
That's why you listeners of music have it easy.
Y'all get to hear some shit and clown it.
As a guy that's gone in the studio and tried to come up with one of these little jingles.
Ain't the easiest. It's tough.
It's hard.
It's hard.
It's hard.
It's a...
Consumers got the right to clown it though.
Paying consumers.
Or not.
You know how I stand on that.
We can clown everything, we never tried.
I'm just saying that.
That's the fun part, I get it.
I listen, I ain't trying to step on no fun.
Niggas go to the movies, it's trash,
niggas will clown it.
True that.
The same thing, it's only music where we do that. You can't make a movie, you shouldn't be able to talk on it.
I clown the movie more when I feel like I could have done that line better than him. I clown it a little more. The niggas that get like three sentences, I could have did that, even though they didn't take me for Deer Devil. Mel gonna get her some ads one way or the other.
So you coulda did it.
That trampoline. Go ahead.
We gonna get some ads.
She don't give a fuck.
That's my girl.
That's my girl right here.
Mel gonna go get it.
Anybody watch the Drake stream?
I did not.
I did not. I saw not. I did not.
I saw little clips bits and pieces.
Anybody got any takeaways from the Drake's Dream?
I do not.
I do not.
No, I mean, that's dope.
Giveaway shit.
That's cool.
What'd they give away?
Money and cars and chains maybe or something.
Yeah, it was like some old bullshit.
Oh, okay.
It was like your lottery ticket
where it had like all the different shit
that you could win. It was like that
They was on Elliott has for saying that it was a trash idea
I'm never gonna say that a giveaway is a trash idea
Around a holiday time. He was giving away expensive shit, right? Yeah, you can't clown that but I do like Elliott saying it. I
Like any of my peers
Saying something that they shouldn't have said I do like Elliot saying it. I like any of my peers saying something
that they shouldn't have said. That's fire to me.
Well Elliot ain't over being called that.
I do it every week.
Every week I say something I should not have said.
It don't hit me until the next day or two.
You shouldn't have said that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes it's too late to text Parks on the edits.
We just gotta take what comes with this one.
As long as you start trending, you realize,
ah, shit.
Could've kept that one to myself.
It's never nothing good.
No, no, it's never for the good shit.
No, no, no, not at all.
Anybody care about Jamie Foxx suing Ice
for throwing that fucking glass at his face
while he was at dinner the day after his stand-up premiered?
That was you, Ice? Hell no. I was waiting for the other ice. It was ice spice. Tossed that glass straight at Jamie Foxx and he's suing glad he's alright.
And he should sue. And I can't wait to his daughter's next song. You're such an
asshole. I'm not being that. I want to hear what you gonna come
up with on that guitar. The guitar that you don't really believe that she was
actually playing? She was playing it she just wasn't playing it. She was just playing it.
Shout out to her. She's playing with it. Shout out to the Foxes. Um what else what
else what Big Light? Yeah Big Lot. Big Lot.
Big Lot's is over.
Out of business, huh?
Gotta go to Costco for this upper wear now.
Big Lot is Finito, right?
Yeah, it's a rap.
Who's heard?
I am.
Come on, come on.
You go to Big Lot's?
I loved Big Lot's.
No you didn't.
When was the last time you was in a Big Lot's?
Like three weeks ago.
Where?
Um the one that's off of you know I'm still learning freeways and shit. The freeway. Yeah.
You know. Yeah. By that street. Yeah. Thepass. So you know when you come out of the tunnel
and then you go up in that freeway?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the least three million people listening right now.
Yes, word.
Sorry.
It's off that freeway.
Big lot.
There's like a movie theater somewhere around there.
Got it.
Party City.
That's everyone.
That's the same with, yo, 65 Macy's closing down.
Damn. Retail is out of here, dog. Yeah, we're online. Everything's online. That's a glass in the same way. Yo 65 Macy's closing down. They've
Retailers out of here dog. Yeah, we're each other's everything's online Well, we're talking about like the shitty retail for sure
But when I said that about Party City they kick they kick
What you said bro, they killed me for my Party City take you said. That's what you said. That's what I said. That's not what you said, bro. They killed me for my Party City take.
You said, yo.
You don't say.
I don't think that that was.
That was their only job?
That was why they killed you.
For asking?
With their only job, yes.
How was their Christmas gonna be
even if they didn't get fired?
That was some wild shit.
Their Christmas wasn't about to be that lit
if they was working at Party City anyway.
Don't look up here y'all.
Don't look at me dawg.
Fuck it up.
Alright nigga, go ahead nigga.
Make a little fucking balloon elephant.
I don't care.
Go ahead, get your shit off.
It's a dolphin.
Smack put out Lux vs Rum Niddy on YouTube.
I would suggest everybody go take a gander at that one.
When's that from?
A few months ago.
Okay.
A few months ago.
And they just been keeping it in the top?
Well maybe a little more than that.
Well yeah, Smack has a subscription service.
He has his app, URLTV.
I would be glad to see more stuff on YouTube from them.
Like I don't keep up with the battle scene as much because the app I never had a great experience
Yeah, I don't like the app at all. So I love that
I get your money but like put it out for the rest of us at some point when they were on caffeine
It was great. Yeah, you just why it was but I don't like their app on the re what on the rewatch
I probably have rum nitty-two-one. I
Don't know if I felt that way when it aired but on the rewatch those guys
are incredible. Both of them? Yes those guys are absolutely incredible what Rum
Niddy and Lux did up there. I just probably give it to Rum Niddy because
you had to deal with Lux like again back to my greatness
Argument Lux for to me is already what he is anytime. He's standing in front of one of you niggas
He's just giving y'all a shot. Yeah for you to be great. There's nothing
None left to prove nothing left to do. He did already. Mook like I mean, I'm yeah, maybe biased
I say the same thing about my brother. There's nobody left for you to battle
When I will we be talking battles like you've battled the top of the top. You've battled the newcomers. You've battled the women greats you
You just battle in the battle at this point
Like you have nothing bugging actually he said
Fold him in front of the kids and balloon animals
fold them in front of the kids, balloon animals. No, he said so much shit.
He said so much shit that if you enjoy lyricism,
that is the battle to watch. Phenomenal job. Round of applause for those brothers.
Dumb niggas bugged out.
Any prediction on next month's battle? Who's battling? Shug and EZ? I don't care about it.
I don't care about it. I fuck with you
Big Jersey, but they not I'm not I can't got it. I can't I cannot do it. They leaking something now
They say Remy is uh
Yeah, they did a face off. They did a face off. I don't I can't even I love Remy's eyes
Nothing for me to say. I ain't nothing for me say. But the rule that they talk about being implemented,
that no battle rapper could talk about.
I ain't take it that way.
She was saying like,
yo, it ain't gonna be no shots at me
because I shoot back.
Don't forget I rap.
That's what she was telling Shug.
She's like, I rap.
She's like, actually,
I have a high success rate of shooting first.
Like she was playing into,
I don't think it's a real rule
where can't nobody say nothing to her.
I hope it's not.
I don't think, I don't even think she would do that.
Given the Geechee shit, cause when it was hot,
you would have had that rule then.
No, that would be what made me come up with my rule.
I didn't know you battle rappers was about to go
this crazy over my personal business in any league of mine
I'm not allowing it. I don't know if that's true or not
so we'll see but and on the hills of what has taken place like it wasn't as a
Prevalent back then I
Really? I really want to see easy now
That's me personally. Hmm. I'm not saying that he ain't been on a hell of a run that he's not nice, but I don't, I can't. Not right now. Not right now. I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm cool.
Got it.
But shout to them. What else? Is there anything else we need to hit? Anything important, unimportant?
Come on, there's gotta be something we can say.
I know, I mean, you was talking about-
Oh, wait!
On businesses that went,
that's nigga the fucking container store
found for chapter 11.
You lying.
Oh, wow.
You pieces of shit.
I mean, I understand it though.
Why?
That shit higher than giraffe ass.
It is expensive. that shit is expensive
Only thing I really get out of container stores the sneaker boxes
Everybody is running in there for the sneaker boxes. The Amazon shits ain't the same.
Oh, so. They're not the same.
So they're going to have like a liquidation same shit?
I hope. Cause I'm damn sure I'm going to get a thousand sneaker boxes.
A thousand?
No, them shits is...
The container store. Nine dollars a piece.
That one hurt. I can't believe
you all let the container store foul for chapter 11.
Fucking sick of y'all.
It ain't enough niggas buy shoe boxes.
No drawer pull-outs.
It's high, yo, I'm dead-ass.
The niggas ain't got no sneakers.
That is true.
Bombs.
This is stupid.
Boy, go get your pair of little sneakers, man.
Those shit's as expensive as fuck.
Tyler the Creator.
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I need a tissue. Oh my god. I'm really that guy
Yeah, bitch, I'm outside
I'm popping on a 40 with the five one ticket to ticket ticket four million put that little made back truck in the garage
Big stuff energy the way I get my leg back
No matter no he smoked it I listen to the whole shit he smoked it and I want to shout out to
The girl jazz because she actually tweeted this when this when gnx dropped Oh want, and added him, Tyler the Creator to freestyle on Hey Now so bad.
And when he freestyled, he put it out and was like, Merry Christmas, I had fun with
it.
So like, a fan actually inspired him to do it, and he smoked the shit.
Okay.
It was fire.
Yeah, he smoked that.
Yo, E, come here, man, Tell these dudes about Tracy Morgan, man,
talking to us like that.
That ain't E.
That's not E.
Hey, E, you gained a little bit of weight.
That's not E.
God damn.
Hey, E, you got tan and gained some weight.
You can't.
You have to.
What's going on?
Before I went to the hospital, I came here
to show some moral support. Before you went to the hospital?
You going to the hospital now?
Yeah, I feel sick.
So you coming in here and getting your motherfucking little ass.
What you do?
Wait, go to the hospital then nigga.
What you here for?
You don't even live over here.
Come on.
The best of intentions.
What's up?
What's up?
Y'all look awfully good today.
Same to you my brother.
You feeling better Flip?
A little bit.
I'm in a great mood. A little bit. Yo what the fuck? I don't want extra shit right here. Y'all look awfully good today. Same to you, my brother. You feel better, Flip?
A little bit.
I'm in a great mood.
A little bit.
Yo, what the fuck type of...
I just wanted to stop in and see y'all.
You my man, I appreciate that.
I was hoping to come in and begin the Patreon.
I told my wife, let me come in and sit down
and contribute before I...
Just like make your own rules.
It's like whatever.
Yeah, might as well.
And basically. Might as well as well. Yeah, basically.
Might as well.
I miss you, man.
How you doing, man?
How was your holiday, man?
I'm good, man.
It's good to see you.
It's good to see you guys as well.
Good to see you.
Welcome in hour three, right?
Yeah.
Right?
That's the way.
I'm thinking it's crazy, man.
I go all the time.
You crazy, huh?
I'm thinking it's crazy.
How you doing, man?
How was your Christmas, man?
Christmas was well, man.
Christmas was good, man. How much bread you spent? I had a lot of bread. I ain't gonna hold you. You crazy, y'all. This nigga is crazy. How y'all doing, man?
How was your Christmas, man?
Christmas was well, man.
Christmas was good, man.
How much bread you spent?
I ain't sure.
How much bread y'all spent?
A lot.
Christmas?
Couple dollars.
Nah, a lot.
A lot of bread, right?
Yes.
I ain't gonna hold you.
Did y'all talk about it?
Spent a couple dollars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Not really.
They didn't really talk about it, right, man? You know they ain't give niggas nothing even you think they will come here for Christmas. Hey, yo, I love y'all
We've been working together for a long time here. This is for you. This is for Mel. This is for Joe
Y'all ain't help me scratch
Hands in your pocket
Hands in your pocket. Oh shit. That's a nice bag. Oh good looks. See there you go. Now you end up getting some
La Santa Joe is not done
Alright go ahead Oh yeah See there you go, then you end up getting so long Santa Joe is not done
He just saved y'all saved I'm gonna get back to you a little bit. Oh, Merry Christmas. Thank you brother. Would you like me to open this? Yes, yes
Why not? Why not? I wasn't here for the last episode when these niggas hit for all that money
So
Yeah, no, I heard I was tight
I was tight about it. I don't believe in the not as tight as Mel and Mark but
And flip it's fun. Oh flip was tight, too. Didn't flip originally have the winning ticket
Don't tell flip that He handed me the ticket.
Well, he read my ticket and handed me his.
He forgot about it.
I'm like, Ish, this is yours here.
And I gave it back to him.
He's a good man.
Oh, you got it, Bri.
Is that what happened?
He's a good man.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you getting a dash that ish, Odie, for that.
Mike, I got it.
Give him two.
Now give him a little cup, too.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You can have it.
Have it.
Is that what really happened?
Run the business. Who said it really happened? Run the business.
Who said?
It happened at the end.
You gave me both tickets in my hand.
Remember you read my ticket.
You said, oh you only won $20.
You, oh shit, good luck, oh damn.
This nigga, hold the fuck up.
Is that a trench coat?
Man, nigga.
Is that some shit that fit?
Oh.
Oh.
Parks.
Audience, Flip is opening his Christmas gift.
That's what's happening right now in case you...
Hey, what the fuck is this?
A French Coat suit?
This shit is nice.
This shit is nice.
Yeah.
That's really nice.
Very nice.
Crocodile Dundee.
Watch your fucking face.
You know what I mean?
Ooh, my man.
Now we did have some discrepancies on what size he is.
Oh, it's a whole suit too, huh?
Ooh.
Come on, man.
Oh, yeah, he got, yeah.
I love you, man.
That's hard.
That shit is hard.
You know I'm still mad at you?
But I love you.
I didn't hit the lotto, why you mad at me?
Why you always mad?
He know why I'm mad.
OK.
I don't know why. I swear, I promise I don't know why. Stop. You Stop you know why I'm mad. I didn't know you was mad. That's lovely. That's why you coming in an hour three. No I'm sick. No I'm sick. Thank you man. Thank you. How y'all niggas got away from the JBN tax law?
That was, you know,
niggas scratched the ticket inside the building.
I scratched the ticket in Park's house.
Oh!
I didn't scratch the ticket inside any JBN property.
So the shit Cory E was saying,
y'all niggas left quick before they even got to it.
Yo, y'all hitting that little lotto scratch off shit
has fucked the community.
It really has.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
It really has.
I don't like that money is doing this to our gang.
Joe, it's not even that.
They hit.
You know, it's like, we was cracking jokes on them
about Newark, Newark and Malcolm X.
That's how it started.
We like, I think it's a piece of the shit,
fuck out of here, me and Mark.
Then I said, yo, I never wanted none of this.
It's shit, if I win this certain amount,
I'm getting up and I'm leaving.
He spoke it to existence.
Nigga, Ice hit, boom.
Ice gets quiet, nigga.
The nigga's trying to be, yo, Joe,
the nigga did like this.
So Paul's like, Ice, you good?
Where you going?
Oh, huh?
All right, cool.
Ice gets up, he gets dressed.
Ice get up, get dressed.
He don't really want to talk and he shows
He shows Ian
Sabby back. Let me go check this
Me is going at it. It's crash
It's dog. It's faced up. They got to got one seven figures. They get what he's what's the problem? What's wrong?
Yeah, he's not giving down. No PC
What's wrong with that? He's not giving out no PC.
I didn't ask him for no PC.
Cory said, nigga, this shit, we gotta call the,
Cory tried to use, we gotta call the accountant.
He said it happened in the building on JVP premises.
Nigga, I said it's Pogs House.
It was a big shit going on when you wasn't here, nigga.
This is the biggest.
No, no, that's all, that's all.
How was Mark? I saw and I heard.
Mark was, thank you for this though.
This was very nice.
I really appreciate it.
You're welcome.
Thank you very much.
Mark wasn't, he texted me after, like, n***a.
What's the odds of two people winning?
Infantisimal.
Your big words got you no winnings.
I know.
Well, I got $5, apparently.
You had to see
crackhead Melanie and making ish scratch off a ticket trying to win. Oh this is
some more right there. Those are mine. Those are mine that I have not touched. Let me grab them.
Yeah yeah yeah. I'm seeing that everybody's a crackhead. When they call you to tell you these niggas won.
What you thought? You just, you're a rich nigga so you didn't care. I was happy for them.
I was ec for them I
Was ecstatic I couldn't believe I thought it was fake at first same me too. I thought it was fake at first
But when they told me it was it was the real deal them niggas won bro and they really hit
them niggas went to Albany together in unison
It was closed and did a pod is the most important part now had they won and left and I'd have been on a line
Oh, no, I was trying to get the fuck out of here I was like so
Albany was closed I didn't get to get no so Albany we realized was going closed
by the time we get there they got New York let you go to the casinos this is
what the new bird New York got a whole bunch of different cash box break it
down for me yeah you don't have to go to Albany like in Jersey your jerseys way
smaller than New York so in New Jersey if you pop you got to go to Trenton got it
You know Sam saying New York is probably three four times the size of it. No, how many percent they took from you?
Ish why?
Just a percentage he won a million dollars you got a million view
You got a billion. Yeah, he had a billion views. Yeah, I'm mad at you money. Stop. Okay, we started with you can't be I wasn't here
No, I'm not even a hit. No, I'm not talking about that. You know, I'm talking about stop. I promise I don't we'll talk about it later
Then why you tell me because these niggas is it something I did
Yes
But you did it through in
Yeah, it flips last day today.
That's why he's here?
Yeah, that's why he's here, hour three.
This is us.
I was really sick though.
I didn't get to enjoy Christmas at all.
I didn't do anything, I didn't open any gifts.
I was sick, I don't know what it was.
And then right here at the bottom of my stomach,
it's been hurting, so I'm like, damn,
did I rupture an appendix or something?
That shit was fucking my mind up.
But apparently, like, trying to use the bathroom
all night, all night, all night.
So you didn't feel like going to the doctor?
Yeah, I was going today.
I got out the house and went, it was going today.
Then I said, let me stop here real quick.
Your doctor's in Queens?
I go to Long Island Jewish.
That's where I go. It's a hospital. Oh, okay. Yeah, long island of Jewish is a good hospital.
But it's not about me.
Shout out to y'all.
Real quick, because I know towards the end of the pod, my last day, like he said, am I
getting any gifts from y'all niggas?
I gave you my part.
That's from all of us.
Thank you.
That's from the pod.
You read the tags.
You killed it these last few years.
I will join up, but you know who, nigga?
I'll become best friends, nigga.
You have to kill me.
I'll be the best friend.
I'll be the best friend.
I'll be the best friend.
I'll be the best friend.
I'll be the best friend.
I'll be the best friend. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the Thank you. That's from the pod. You read the tags.
You killed it these last few years.
I will join up, but you know who, nigga?
I'll become best friend, nigga.
You have to kill me, nigga.
Can I get something?
I don't know who you gonna join up.
And I called you too.
I called you and you sent me the voice mail.
I called you three times.
Click, click, click.
He was trying to talk to the people.
This nigga lying.
I cashed out and everything went well.
You called me one time. Shout out to you people. This nigga lying. I cashed out and everything, everything went well.
You called me one time, yo.
Shout out to you.
Oh man.
Damn, sir.
This guy is crazy.
I ain't gonna lie, I was texting Mel here.
Like, yo Mel, guess how much these niggas won?
That's what you did?
I had to.
But she knew the price.
I think somebody else texted her too,
cause she knew the price.
No, nobody texts me.
You was too on point for Isis.
Because I'm always on point.
Y'all ain't know what I want.
You want like five pizzles.
You want a five piece, you want a five piece of surprise.
And then on top of that.
Yo, you crazy.
When Freeze won though, Joe, the nigga stopped partying.
He didn't say nothing for the whole episode.
Freeze like this. I'm like,
ice you good? He just sitting there son. It's like he was picturing where he's
gonna be at. I'm gonna be on the beach. I said, nigga you tell your girl he ain't
tell his girl yet. I thought y'all niggas about to like leave your chicks.
No. Yeah I was moving. Oh no. Huh? I don't know nigga. Listen, let me win the lotto nigga.
What? That's not the lotto.
Yeah, that was whatever it is.
The lotto is 1.1 billion right now.
Literally.
Yes.
Bill, what it be?
You leaving if you hit?
Nah, nah, alright.
See?
Nah, nah, exactly.
Alright.
It's gonna look a little different.
This is nice.
Listen. different.
This is nice. Listen.
I look like Sherlock Holmes.
Watson.
You know the song? Try it on.
I'm trying to catch it. Now you know the song.
No.
See if you know the hook.
Park you know the song?
Yes.
I think you feel like Flip you know the song too.
They white?
This nigga.
Yo, yo, get some coof, yo.
This nigga looking at the price.
He took the price off.
Look at the size.
You can tap the size discussion.
Look at the price.
She said try it on, niggas.
My man ain't going...
He took the price off.
Okay, we do have to get back to our...
Oh, so hold on.
My shit end now?
My shit end now? Laughter Laughter Let me know, my nigga
So, if you was going to the hospital
No, no, I'm just, yeah, I
Hospital rules come before
J.B.P. or end rules
So, what I'm saying is that
Do you want me to leave now?
No, no, no, no
But I do need a money in there
Oh, yeah, of course, of course there Just a quick second if you don't mind. I'm enjoying this man shout out to eat my man II
All right, Paul me. Yeah, this nigga. You're far. I feel away. Yeah
Yo, hmm just your man
Flip is the greatest, you know
Yo, Flip is the greatest, yo. Yo, let me see that jacket.
I can't see your jacket.
Is at least 3 million people listening.
I just wanted to tell you.
At least 3 million people listening right now.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay, man.
Farewell.
All right. Flip is's okay, man. Feel well.
Alright.
Flip is something else, man.
The greatest.
I'm happy to say that's my man. That's my man. I love Flip, man.
Word.
E! Imani! Come in here and tell these people how Tracy Morgan made us feel at the Knick Gang.
I gave them a little dose earlier in our number one
And a whole fucking nightmare about that
Nightmare a nightmare. Yeah about I'm having a nightmare now knowing you niggas hit
What congratulate us?
You weren't here when it happened no,, he ain't told me to stay home.
Okay.
Aw.
That's crazy, right?
Andy Warley and Shani.
Andy Warley and Shani, get this shit off.
You're dead, that's dead.
No, no, listen.
He just walks up, you know, oh shit.
Nobody asked him to walk over to us.
No, he just walks up.
Just walks up, dab, yo, yo, you gotta come to more games, man.
Already that's the stunt. Like telling like already but stunt 101 and second one.
Yo, man, you one of the people we need to see more out here. He's right though. Yeah. No, but he's
saying it's I get it. Oh shit fancy seeing you here
For 30 years
Then the next thing he proceeds to tell us about the conversations he's having with Dolan
All right, are you talking to the owner? All right cool. Yes, they've given Dolan advice telling him. All right. All right, you talking to the owner.
All right, cool.
Yeah, it's giving Dolan advice, telling him yada yada yada.
I'm like, all right, I just went to Ticketmaster
for my shit, but all right.
I think that-
Now, he's doing this at this point, he's talking over,
but then he does the lean.
You know when a nigga lean over
and really wanna get ear to ear.
Cross the legs and shit.
Yo, man, 980 million, man.
I said, wait, what number he said?
That's what he said to me.
I looked at.
Nigga said it again.
Yo, y'all know what 980 million dollars look like?
You're looking at it.
You're looking at it.
Me, tax free.
So now I'm trying not to shit.
You got the BG's?
Like the BG's said it.
I shit myself, bruh.
I already shit my pants.
You know like the farts where sometimes
something gets seeped through.
Shartan.
Little Shartan.
Little Shartan.
Definitely Shartan.
Yeah.
Shartan name.
Shartan name.
Shartan name.
Yo, he starts talking. Just starts talking about Ferraris and different things and...
I'm not going to lie to you, I want...
You want to punch him in his face?
You want to snuff him?
Yeah, but he been through so much already, you can't really say nothing to him.
Like, you just got to sit there and listen to just, just talking about different things.
Yo, this house, I'm like, yo, I don't know what the fuck I'm hearing right now
I want to ask for him to come over here. Yeah, like I was cool
I was just happy just to say hello like I fuck with Tracy whatever like a million is life-changing to me
Then he starts telling telling niggas about all the other people who still doing it bigger than him
And I just thought there was no no higher level than him at this point. He starts on about Eddie Murphy crib
What what he say about Eddie?
Nigga, I lost, I don't know.
20 times the size of his crib.
And his crib is ginormous, humongous.
He said, yo now I ain't gonna hold you y'all.
I'm doing what the fuck I want out here.
I like that.
Yeah.
He said, yo, cars, cribs.
Whatever.
Not anything I want, this money, we can't take it with us.
That's true.
That showed us the old school that he just got.
What car was it?
Fire, something nice.
You don't know the name?
I don't know.
Just nice.
Nah, it was some shit from 57 that you can't find nowhere.
So I've been in talks with niggas I shouldn shouldn't be talking to so I know I'd have fun a
little bit
Yeah, man, I need an old school
Say man, just shut up. Call me have Mikey call me
Somebody somebody I'm supposed to know I don't know I wait I don't know Mikey yet
Yo, you know he do you then if he look you in the eyes
And he don't stop looking me in the eyes. So you can't really look away cuz you want to be respectful but as he's talking I'm like
Shut up
Like I don't want to hear them. I said you're almost lost month. I got a shit on him. I gotta live like I'm
I'm with him. I'm with him too. And then he says,
see that nigga Bugatti in Times Square. No, he said he pulled up with the Roles. He had the shit.
The Roles was outside. I just bought soap with me with the Escalade. He got in an accident two weeks ago, so the
right side is all jacked up like, man, fucked up. And the quarter was about to start, the fourth quarter. So he looked at me and said, he looked at us,
like, yo, man, when you gonna bring me on that podcast
so I could talk some shit?
Oh, no, we need to have Tracey.
No, we definitely need that.
100%. Word.
And I said, like the son I was in the conference,
anytime, whenever you want it,
anytime, whenever you want it.
You got all the invite. And as soon as I took my phone out my pocket You walkin' and then he walkin'. Anytime, whenever you want.
And as soon as I took my phone out my pocket
to give it to him, he was back in his seat.
Yo, you ever have somebody say,
yo, bring me on that pod and leave?
Just walk away.
Walk off.
And he walkin' slow, too.
And he go boogie, yo.
He just chillin'.
Through the Knick City Dancers.
He the only one gotta pass to walk right through the Nick City dancers
Say do it the fuck you want. No, no for real And if I wasn't feeling bad enough already me and he get out of there to the left
West Leon Rose and Alan Houston right in their main
Seat the niggas at Joe. Yeah, I looked over man. I think it looks over at opulence
Hmm who were why was the three of them? Yeah, the three of them did listen
I'm a Nick fan that was there for the bad contract and Alan Houston had for mad law
I loved Alan Houston had to salute that thing, but they look like
Like they posture right ain't no lean and they spine none
of that shit because the money shit ain't about money no more it's like do
you know the salad fork how do you posture sit they sit different colors on
button down I'm about to say, the collars got to you. The three sat there like, Joe, Merry Christmas.
I couldn't even say it back.
I just, rrrr.
Rrrr.
Hey, hey, hey.
Get the fuck out of here.
Like the sun, I went, rrrr.
I'm going to work.
I'm going to work.
Stay right there.
Y'all talk.
That's hilarious.
There's some other things going on there.
I bet.
What else, though?
Sitting in the front, see homie wearing
the Air Jewish sneakers on.
The what now?
The what?
Excuse me?
We're sitting.
I was just about to ask, like, what is that?
We're sitting at the front, just looking around,
you know, you start getting nosy.
And I look down, and I notice somebody with some kicks on.
I thought they were some Jordans. It kind of looked different.
It was the star of David on a joint.
Like he took the Nike symbol out and put the star of David.
Yeah.
That's how he came to the game.
On Christmas, on Jesus' birthday.
It was also the star of Hanukkah.
Oh wow.
Yeah, but I mean, you gotta wait though.
I know, I'm just kind of fired.
I'm sitting on the floor.
Carolina.
I'm fucked y'all, I'll be out here in my socks.
Carolina barefoot.
I thought that was amazing.
Merry Christmas for you, man.
Thank you, sir.
Merry Christmas for you.
Thank you, man. This is great.
I'm not going to open it right now, but...
No, you have to open it.
That's the whole point of this shit.
You have to open it right now,... Huh? No, that's the whole point of this shit. You're not gonna open it right now, buddy.
Look at this stupid fucker.
Yo, that shit didn't just pop on randomly.
Don't worry.
What's it called? The M4?
The M4?
M4.
Don't worry about it.
The other M4.
The other M4.
We have one M4.
Oh man.
There you go, man.
Christmas spirit is everywhere
Yeah, that's you that up with the czar sweater nigga
We hit money talks
Money talks I give it to you. So you really got everybody
Yeah Money talks, money talks. Y'all gotta give it to you son, you really got everybody. Yeah, he did.
You know what I'm saying?
Good stuff.
Yeah.
1000%.
You did that.
1000%.
You did.
That was the goal.
That was the fun part of Christmas shopping.
I seen all them niggas joking like, oh man, nigga, Joe gave Imani's gift, took him to
the game.
I said, yo, these niggas is ruthless.
That nigga demonstrated a game before.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm heck, yo? I said, yo, these niggas is ruthless.
They've never played to the game before.
Oh, yeah, you took them to the game.
No, that's funny.
That's stupid.
That's funny, son.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, shit.
That's really good.
Thank you.
No, anytime, man.
I love you guys.
Oh, man.
I don't have anything else that's important.
Trust me, I don't. I'm absolutely done. The fool. Yo, that's funny. I ain't have anything else that's important trust me I don't
That was funny though, oh no, I only come straight to my mentions
If there's nothing else for us to get to let me just check back over my list briefly
You may get you a sleeper oh
Shit, just now you can't it's computer broke. I'm talking now like that. No, you're crazy
You crazy ever talked a big male like that. It's computer broke. I mean fuck that
I'm getting me a new computer
Um, I am going with for my sleeper. I am going with for my sleeper I am going with
an artist by the name of a Mario BB and
This record is called
cocoa butter I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say The ways that I don't mind Really don't mind as a waste
Smart enough I'd possess
I know, I know you're empty for
Your body's all green and smooth
You're my garden girl
Skin cells will feel just like cocoa butter
Cocoa butter
You're my girl and girl
Skin cells won't feel just like cocoa water, cocoa water
You know your body grey, me love your body babe
When you sit down, bunny, something broke it properly
Simple pleasure with me touching up your titty babe
While living now you watchin' slides on property
Touchin' all this girl, you are my favorite
Damn somethin' with your life
When my walkie talk night
One of your star signs
You're what I'm pullin' tight Let me see you ride, you're full of style
Such a naughty girl, yeah
You're a faggot and you're girl I'm in taboo
Pretty lady girl I'm in a joke
Flying over you, pick and choose
You're my girl, you're my girl
Skin cells won't feel just like cocoa butter
Cocoa butter
You're my girl, you're my girl
Skin cells won't feel just like cocoa butter
Cocoa butter
Coco butter, cocoa butter, yeah
That is brand new old music from Amariabibi That record is called Coco Butter
C-O-C-O-B-U-T-T-A
Shout to her man, great tune, great tune, good vibes Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes.
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Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. We talked about Kodak a little earlier and um get some fucking help, please He did drop his fourth project this year
Today this one is called gift for the streets, but the me, know what I'm saying? Rap around in the orange towel.
I'll be like,
I can't.
ATL, Trayco, ATL, Trayco.
My n***a sitting in prison, he lost his phone in prison.
He got out and went back in like he doing home visits.
All them cash for gold missions, we used to rob plasmas.
Tell them cracker to free my dog, I need a boy account.
Say I'm in the account. My south door, the way I be tripping, I'm the son of optimus. Plasmus tell them cracker to free my dog. I need a boy Chup off campus lunchtime with my dick a see
12 games in a punt and I got it from a V
Outta SK in a Glock now in a front in a Z
She got two kids, I can't judge her, I got three and two coming
All us on the same thing, they can't pinpoint who done it
Fucked up my white Amirah jeans with all the blue money
Don't wanna die, he scared of me You better go see the woo of me
Turned them Amiris shoes to workout with him
Shit, I don't wanna kill him, I'd rather work out with him
Shit, I got bad, I was pumping perks all morning
I don't buy the crass, man, I almost hurt my momma
This shit don't go my way, then I'ma start trippin'
This shit don't go my way, then I'ma start trippin' This shit don't go my way then I'ma start trippin'
Jay had ten with him with the jail now he come back in two
I look at me and his IC line, my nigga you ratin' dude
Told on everybody else you probably gon' tell on me
Hit a real nigga locked up for another felony
Drop out of school in the hood but I still had perfect good tennis
Then B dropped out on the stolen car now he's serving in centers
N***a had a brand new piece on shit we were jumping out on em
Hitting big licks in them altimus n***a we were living in the mama
2600s on them LV-10s and I'm stumping in the mud in them
Fam not riding in none of my cars cause he know I got drugs in em
Rays in the dope house, my living room always stay smoked out
Bean bags in the bunk beds, we at full up chairs, nigga we have no couches
This shit don't go my way then I'ma start trippin'
This shit don't go my way then I'ma start trippin'
I just came home from the big
My dog had came home too, he wasn't on six months
He got jammed up now he gone again
This streets ain't got no weight, just cut those shit, it's real
Your best friend a turn into a witness or be the one to get you killed This greasy nigga, I'm awake, just cut those shit, it's real
Your best friend a turn into a witness, I'll be the one to get you killed
Look, if I ain't been through nothin', with you, I ain't bout to be out your snappy
Get outta line, I'ma tie your ass up, I'ma put you in the trunk of that Max
So pump your ass off in Chapa City, everywhere I go them Chappas with me
Four, five months, your ass been missing
Hufftown nigga, we stand on business
It's Hufftown nigga, we stand on niggas
Cleanin' hands nigga, I ran on niggas, she coverin' the sky
Big G5, telepollet just layin' on me
Beefin' nigga, it's you or me
I'm movin' on ya, I ain't bout to sit in one watchin'
You talk bout what you gon' do to me
She got two keys, I can't judge, I got four on one comin'
All us on the same thing, they can't pinpoint who done it
Fucked up my wife, Versace Sasha jeans nigga with all this blue money
don't wanna die he scared of me you better go see the wood woman
hold up yeah that nigga opp you think i should work out with him let me know
shit i don't wanna kill him i rather work out with him
okay shit i got bad i was popping perks all morning
man i'm on pen time i been doing burpees all morning
he said he was doing burpees all morning. What? He said he was doing burpees all morning.
That's all.
And that was same Ultima, Kodak, BG, Juvenile.
You've never heard of Joe, buddy?
I'm going to Jersey, this is Crime Apple
and Apollo Brown, Mercy.
Wow, dropping the new shit, people telling me it's delightful. This is Crime Apple and Apollo Brown, Mercy. It's toes in the sand, composer flows It feel like God opened his hands Shit, I'm going to France, man, I'm going to dance An impeccable wardrobe, it's like I know in advance
Check the weather, my rain don't stop no time soon
Mind soon going on, seven years, you can't find dudes
Who came in at the same time, cause we ain't on the same time
They dying, clinging to relevance, shit, it's a stage five
Crime, let me hold something
imma let you know i got a very short temper if you ever mess with dope used to have the
long beard a long pole long escato so i'm making sure my family straight if i'm next
to go Lord of mercy No I won't Lord of mercy
Cause I won't
Lord of mercy
No I won't
Lord of mercy
Cause I won't
Lord of mercy
Cause I won't
Lord of mercy
Through it all, knew the Lord was my shepherd
La maleta y lo bulto llenado de manteca
I pop a peppa sip the vino then I do the wap
Don't ever pretend we in the same peer group or you this hound
You wasn't out in Kensington, you wasn't in Madrid
You was probably mad frontin mumbling something in the crib that your mama raised you in
Hot joints I gave you ten maybe, we used to spend EBT
Praise the Lord, taste the sauce, but don't jack it though
Jack it on me, looking like fashion, ho
Wrists and neck water, that's Alaskan though
Go ahead and take a shot, I shot right through the attic
I live my life with an attic, got right, got established
Know it's pipes with the baggage like I'm Scottish, but I'm not as
I'm just cautious, you like you want to take a portion take precaution
for something it's stuck like it's smothered since you want to press
buttons pressure luck motherfucker whoa
it's mercy, Apollo Brown and Crime Apple. Fire. Yeah, shot for good.
Yeah, I think it's playing some other shit. I'm stuck on some Christmas time shit.
Hey man, fuck it, come on.
Ho, ho, ho.
I'm gonna get you a sleeper.
Blue Christmas, what we doing?
I'm gonna get you a sleeper,
that's not some Christmas shit.
Yeah, don't piss me off, yo.
If I don't look into my body.
My body.
You know what I mean?
I don't dig into Folder and Chill.
No, I was fucking with Eric Bellinger.
Christmas joints, some old shit.
Deck the Halls. Oh, okay. The? Christmas joints, some old shit. Deck the halls.
Oh, okay.
White Christmas joints.
Eric Ballinger?
Deck the halls.
Yeah.
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It's that time to stripe the harp and join the chorus Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba I'll show you all my treasure, yeah Sing we joyous all together
Headless of the wind and of the weather Oh, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- Fa la la, deck the halls with Fa la la, fa la la
Fa la la, ooh
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba That is Eric Bellinger, Deck the Halls.
A little last minute Christmas, I'm not mad at it.
Big Mal.
My song is called. It's called Chicago's on Fire.
Suck it.
It's called Disconnect by.
Same shit.
Same shit.
Disconnect.
And I was the only one.
They still seem to be connected.
Zip it motherfucker, zip it. just let the song play god damn it.
Disconnect by Ilam.
But did you disconnect or do you wish the day would disconnect?
Oh for crying out loud.
That was my last question. I'm done.
I'll let you use your imagination.
That's not hard.
That's hard. Why don't you leave it, come leave it, just put a leak I know how you feel, and it's okay
Cause I feel the same way, yeah
I can reach your body, baby
And we in on the same page
Cause our hearts up on different levels Your love is so surface level Words locked, can you pass me the shovel? Dig it up, dig it up
How we get better if we do not try
I can't hear, give me a sign
They all say that love is fine
What will it take for you to cross that line? Our hearts are on different levels
Your love is so surface level
Once low, can you pass me a shovel?
Dig it up, dig it up
Our hearts are out on different levels
Your love is so surface level
Can you pass me a level?
Dig it up, dig it up Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like Alright. That is A-L-A-M. A-L-A-M. A-L-A-M. A-L-A-M.
Maybe.
A-L-A-M.
A-L-A-M.
Let's go A-L-A-M.
That sounds a little fancier.
Yeah.
Disconnect.
That was dope.
Thank you.
No, that was definitely hard.
Thank you.
That was definitely hard.
Ish, whenever you're ready.
Whenever you're ready.
Let's join us, man.
We're gonna get a moment.
We're gonna get a moment.
We're gonna get a moment.
We're gonna get a moment.
We're gonna get a moment. We're gonna get a moment. We're gonna get a moment. We're gonna get a moment. No, that was definitely hard. Thank you. That was definitely hard
Ish whenever you whenever you get a moment join us man. We're not too busy. When you get free
When you get free just join us, but we closing out
We closing out. No big deal. It's the end man
While he's while he's doing that. Let me just run through a couple of these part of the shows
Oh shit, yeah, Darius says you're
Everyone has and is has been in as well
Been a fan of the pod since the beginning and love what is turned into the question is mainly for the fellas
But Mel would love your perspective also
What did you do when you got your heart broken the very first time context?
I was with my ex for three years,
even lived together for a year and a half. It's been a year since we've broken up and
learning to date again has been a tragedy since. A tragedy, wow. But I'd love to hear
how you all processed it and what things you did that helped you appreciate what you had,
but also know that there's more love out there to receive and give appreciate you all for your time happy holidays for you and
your families and much love. I feel like we've answered this question plenty of
times. I hugged the toilet, got an ulcer in my stomach, was unable to talk to
anybody new. I was twisted out there. And it builds character.
I encourage any young man out there
to go through that one.
Go through it early.
Yeah, yeah, get it out the way.
Get it out the way.
And if it gotta come around 29, 31, cool too.
But just get it out the way.
Before 36.
I tried to fuck my way through it.
I did that too.
That's after.
It don't work.
It don't work.
No, it was right. It worked for a little it. I did that too. That's after. It don't work. It don't work. It was right, it was.
It worked for a little bit.
I jumped right in there.
It worked, so she did it back.
Yeah.
Nah, I thought I was killing, so she said, oh, bet.
Are we killing?
Yeah, I lost that one.
I lost that one.
Here's another one from Daniel.
Daniel says, I just recently have a newborn son
with my wife and I just got married in the same year.
That's a lot.
My issue with her is that she is so sensitive ever
since she had my son.
She explained to me that she is going through postpartum,
but how much can a man take?
The barking at me, always crying.
I do everything.
I clean.
I pay bills.
I make bottles, help with our son.
She still has the balls to say she doesn't feel loved or appreciated
I need help before I pop out and show niggas lol. Mel take it away. Take it away
I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole
Nope
I feel like all y'all motherfuckers with children who have had to deal with women who are postpartum have should pipe the fuck up
All right, I left had to deal with women who are postpartum should pipe the fuck up.
Oh, all right, I left.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm trying to let you answer this shit.
What we should do or what we did.
Yeah, sure, go with what you should have done
and then you could say what you did.
Oh, well, we should have been patient, caring,
understanding.
Counseling, maybe.
Had enough grace to know that if our lady
is bringing our lineage into the world
Give her a fucking break then come on man
The least I could do is get barked on be miserable at home have my peace disrupted
Yeah, but I left oh got it. Yeah, I got the fuck
Enough. Enough. No thank you.
Enough.
Yeah, you too.
A couple of fine IG thoughts.
Like, me and my friend are going to Miami this weekend.
You wanna come?
I was like, hmm.
Yeah, postpartum.
MIA.
PPV.
It's tricky.
I mean, Prime 112 with the bitches or this miserable bitch that I've been with, been
had, been tasted.
Nothing new here.
Yo, I also wanna tell y'all before the new year,
cause I get caught up in joking around a lot.
I come up here and I'm just telling jokes,
and y'all don't take them as jokes,
and then y'all write the headline,
that's some wild shit, Joe Buttons supports
Dennis Rodden being a deadbeat dad.
No I didn't.
No I didn't.
I just did not.
Dude, he wasn't gonna be a deadbeat yeah like they should have yeah right was on the wall
yeah at some point when your mom show you pics of your dad you can ask her why
she thought he would be a good yeah like what about this nigga say what about the red hair with the circles? Said, yeah, what about Carmen Electra's tits in his mouth?
Said, oh shit, raise me.
That's just jokes though.
I don't really feel this way.
Please refer to the tag in the front.
And shout out to all the dads out there
that are stepping up, showing up.
Step dads, real dads, dads foster dads all the dads
yeah all the dads what why you keep putting your makeup on why you why you
doing makeup so much today that nigga got you in your bag yo Mel done reapplied I had times in that. He ain't even watching no more. Show you what you missed, motherfucker. You know what, motherfucker.
Show you what you missed.
You wanna love your wife.
Wait, wife?
Oh, see.
That ain't gonna be the mother.
Shut the fuck up out there.
No.
Hey, miss, ignore it.
My last question for you,
and you're not gonna answer honestly,
but you brought up the billboards, so I'm gonna ask you.
Do you have a son? Ignore it! My last question for you, and you're not going to answer honestly, but you brought up the billboards, so I'm going to ask you.
Do you prefer your men that way?
What way?
Married?
Yo, it's been such a good show.
Yo, it's been such a great...
Crazy, son.
This has been a phenomenal...
You guys have been great.
You too, sir.
E, B, R, C, M. What a good year. Come on, dawg. You guys are looking so fucking good. Happy New Year, guys. This has been a phenomenal you guys have been great you too, sir
Bye Mark big mark now here today E Tanner savan everybody that has contributed to this being an amazing year for sure Keno for sure
Yo, we will not be here when on when New Year's is happening
Sorry, I
Cannot believe
The grief y'all gave us that was for not dropping on Christmas
Yeah, yo before we in anybody want to take a time? y'all gave us for not dropping us on Christmas.
Yo, before we end, anybody wanna take just a minute
to tell these niggas about theyself?
Are y'all fucking crazy?
That was nuts, yo.
Those niggas went absolutely crazy.
Now I get it, I promised the episode on Christmas, but so?
What should happen?
You spoiled them, nigga.
I had a court date, what the fuck you want me to say? You spoiled them. What you want me to say judge
Christmas go do something yeah well that's insensitive to the people that didn't have nothing to do on Christmas how's that the game? Thank you
The slave master, acting crazy again. Go get your tilapia, man. Get in your bed. Hey, yo.
What happened, man?
Listen, man, he spoiled you, niggas.
The nigga's in his bag.
I don't know how your court case went good.
The way you acted, nigga, you just running around here.
Nigga tried to kick me to the curb in the back room just now.
Like, yo, nigga, nigga, look like this to me.
Put his two fingers up.
You gotta go.
You gotta go.
Nigga, you fight.
He didn't fight for his man.
He didn't fight for his man.
He didn't fight for his man.
He didn't fight for his man.
He didn't fight for his man.
He didn't fight for his man.
He didn't fight for his man.
He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. Like you think they would like this to me, but it's too big. It's you gotta go. You gotta go
fight
Hit it fight
Barks basement, which you gotta go you know, this is another thing. We talk about it later. He just crazy son
This thing is nuts and disrespectful my missus on web. I don't know the last day of flips contract is December 31st, okay?
That's it. So we just trying to figure it out and get it together. So what did you just say to me?
What did you say to me just now before you open that door happy new year, I don't know what is it you say yo
You whispered. Oh, but you said it loud if you gotta go you gotta go
Walked out right after he cleared the way for me to walk
Yeah, I know I know any only tell half a story true, but I'm gonna let him cook
No, no, no another have to go sound good
Good man, listen, man. I'm happy to see you guys. I do want to say Joe has spoiled you guys, but
We are definitely happy especially parks basement. It gives us a different feel we are happy that we were able to provide you with content
We are happy that you guys have been supporting us over here the JB JB Peak and you know happy new year, happy holidays man.
Yes.
Happy new year indeed.
And be safe.
Enjoy your families, your parents, your children, your siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces,
nephews, your significant others, husbands, wives, sides, whatever vices you might be
into. Get you a little bit of Riesling, some redices you might be into.
Get you a little bit of Riesling, some red wine.
Prostate.
Please be careful with the vapes and anything else
that they might be putting fentanyl in.
Please rest in peace to Nini still.
But just be careful out there, man.
Be careful, crime is up, scams is up.
If you're taking the train, stay home.
That shit is dirty, filthy, and disgusting,
and there's killers on there.
Facts.
Getting off right at your stop, right?
Someone else just got stabbed.
Yeah, on Grand Central.
Everything is up.
It's crazy.
Everything is up.
This is after Eric Adams approved the $20 trillion deal
to have more police on the train.
Yeah, man, go Eric Adams.
Shout out to him, man.
For New Year's, again again I'm in Costa Rica my wives thinking. Oh you are Single again
Ice what the fuck you contributing?
And the goddamn show
Fuck you know what?
Cuz let's do you know about the get out. I'm gonna get a man to the left for you nigga. He over there smiling
The baddies are in
stagnant
Grab you a tile and all because you will need it
I do
He faced her
Sorry, thank you guys for the me
Clap it up
I love you each and every one of y You n***a, I built up, yo.
I sleep right in front of Paul's shit.
Yo, please remember, we couldn't make it to where we are today
without Flip's contribution.
We are extremely grateful. Clap it up for our brother.
Clap it up for our brother.
Can't be the same.
Y'all want to take a shot for Flip?
It's a good thing you didn't do the full cast photo for the billboard. Nah, we should do a shot for Flip.
Yo man, you're trying to keep it to be like that
because you got.
What?
Oh man.
That's why it should be me on the billboard.
No, it's family.
Because the very next day somebody will call him,
put their nuts on him, say, yo, man,
this what I need.
Chopping block.
This what I need to continue this.
Oh, well that's not gonna happen. This is what I need to continue
Everybody getting all the money in the world Tracy Morgan money for all But, this is not for me to over- Two niggas in here just with a scratch on. That nigga flip-core in and like fucking Sammy Jackson and then negotiate.
That nigga said, listen, this is the number, make it happen.
And I didn't even speak to Ian Bassie then.
I had a nigga speak to Ian.
I'm not speaking to Ian.
I know, but when you came in late today, I was like, he got the message.
I said that to myself.
I said, this ain't the sick late.
This is the, ah, that's what you said, bitch.
I was sick.
You can't trick me, man.
I swear to God, I was sick.
I know you was sick.
I swear to God.
Twice.
Got sick again.
I was sick, I swear.
No, it was a real sick, and then it was like,
you motherfucker, man. Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity. I was real sick and then it was like
Peace love health wealth and prosperity keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time we bid You would do fear. Well audio. So Viva Durche. I was to la vista our voir or simple head now will suffice
Remember life on my gird hacking up hate that hate that good through the outro and your gird kicking
Remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have again
Let's get a quick prayer for everybody in the room and outside the room no matter what you're going through and here's to prosperity
In 2025 for each and every one of you until next time man
Yeah, we going in 2025 for each and every one of you. Until next time, man.
Yeah. We gone.
Hey, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?
Nigga, they going to the New Year with her.
Huh?
Nigga, I'm not going to the New Year with you.
I'll leave you back in 2024.
She's never been an alligator.
Nigga, I'm gonna renew this contract too.
I just wanna see the text that was sent.
You mother fucker.
You let these niggas live with you?
Oh no, I fucking gave you my body.
I gave you. You know what I'm saying? What, what, what? Afterer gave you my body with a screenshot from the
live you got this I am so disgusted with y'all.
If you actually think that's the way shit went fucking down,
you got me fucked up.
Fucked up.
Talk this shit, man.
I don't believe anything I say on here.
I'm just talking shit.
But tell us what really happened.
No.
Oh.
Now I just gotta assume my shit.
You lost out.
You lost your chance.
You too.
What the fuck? I just gotta assume my shit. You lost out. You lost your chance. You too.
Laughter
Hey. Hey.
I hear laughing a little too motherfucking hard over there.
You shut the fuck up.
We all lost out.
JPP, JPP, where would you be without the JPP?
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