The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 787 | "Shartonay"

Episode Date: December 28, 2024

In the final JBP episode of 2024, Joe starts off with a story of his trip to Madison Square Garden on Christmas Day (4:25) before the room shares how the holiday went with their family’s and friends... (23:05). On Christmas Eve, leaked clips of Young Thug’s jail calls hit the internet (42:00), Joe shares his thoughts on SZA’s ‘LANA’ project (1:00:59), Melyssa addresses her recent livestream (1:17:36), and Beyoncé’s halftime performance on Netflix for the Baltimore/Houston game (1:26:13). Also, the latest between Jay-Z & Tony Buzbee (1:47:00), the crew shares things they are trying to improve on in 2025 (1:53:34), a recent online feud over Ray J (2:33:49), Emanny & Joe discuss their run-in with Tracy Morgan at the Knicks game (3:09:50), Part of the Show (3:36:00), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden  Sleeper Picks:   Joe | Amaria BB – “Coco Butta” Ice | Kodak Black (feat. Juvenile & B.G.) - “Same Altima” Parks | Apollo Brown & CRIMEAPPLE - “Mercy” Ish | Eric Bellinger - “Deck the Halls”  Melyssa | Ailam - “Disconnect”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing revealing indicting Or telling you anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Yes sirski! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Now that you got your vocal warm-ups out of the way, how you feeling? I'm feeling alright man. Feeling good, feeling great. All praise due to God. A higher power up in the air. Thank you for blessing me with lungs, breath in my lungs this morning. Yes sir, ski. Yes sir. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Yeah. Oh yeah, we in here. We in here. Yes sir. Happy holidays everybody. Happy holidays. Happy holidays, same to you sir. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Little cold down here. Sorry sir. Same to you, sir. Thank you Little cold, little cold down here. Sorry, sir. It's cool. Turn on the heat, but it sounds like an airplane That's right. It's alright. We thuggin' it. You gotta dress warm. You got the issue to your own? We good. We good. Now you just need a scarf. That's that new hockey. Now you just need a scarf. I'm getting through this. You a scarf dude. I don't know why you fighting it. Cause you still trying to hold up. You do have, you give scarf vibes. You still trying to hold up this boy from the hood. Nah, I wear a scarf why you fighting it could use to try to hold up you give scarf He's still trying to hold this boy from the hood Always car give me a scarf You have a scarf a it's 50 degrees outside, it's not
Starting point is 00:01:35 Couldn't be you all wrong You could not be It was 26 26 this month when I wake up is 19 I don't want no beat not 50 degrees. You're fucking with a jump me. Yeah, it's 30. It's 30. It's 29. Yeah, it was 26. 26 this month. When I wake up, it's 19. It's 19 outside.
Starting point is 00:01:51 You wake up, I be going to sleep. Must be nice. The hoodie store. I mean, making the runs. It's my man. You too old to go to sleep at that age. You too. Why? Because sleep is imperative as you age. You too old? Why?
Starting point is 00:02:05 Because sleep is imperative as you age. You don't get much. That's wrong again. You said you wake up at 4 in the morning. Yo, the people I love most have the worst perception of me, man. I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you, not many people I love more than my brother right here, man. But he just views me the worst
Starting point is 00:02:26 I just told my girl that last week yo dog like I'm killing this shit Your girl don't be knowing sometimes when you're killing this shit Fuck up Not true I get plenty of sleep sleep is very important to me. I go to bed 9 10 Daily no not daily not daily how often That's not true. I get plenty of sleep. Sleep is very important to me. I go to bed nine, 10. Daily. No, not daily. Not daily. How often?
Starting point is 00:02:50 At least four nights out a week, minimum. You go to bed at nine o'clock, four nights a week? Nine, 10 o'clock. Really? Ish, I'm in my bed by seven. I'm in my bed by eight. Yeah, no, I'm in bed. I'm in bed. Oh, I don I'm in bed I'm in bed turn someone little day line a little 2020 murder mystery see what this young ass see what young
Starting point is 00:03:14 Jack did to his parents turn something more where somebody died nigga go right to bed go to sleep there's no other way that's the most that's the best way to go to bed grateful Watch somebody not not even watching just listening Tommy went upstairs with a jackhammer Smash dad's head all over the pillow. I was sleep didn't have a chance to fight back. You'd be sleep. Oh God is good Man yes big man You'd be sleeping like, oh, God is good. Thank God I'm alive. Oh, man, yes. Big Mel, yeah. Hooty-hoo. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Hooty-hoo. Now, I just told Ish that- Oh, you missed quite an adventure last week, Kerry. I'm sorry. No, I know about them. Oh, okay. I know about them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I know about them. I heard. I'm not as salty as some other people. Ish and I hit the scratch-off lottery joint. The Mega Millions is at like a billion plus. Something ridiculous, but we're in a trillion dollars worth of debt. I don't understand where they're getting this income for. Somewhere around hour two, I will tell y'all about Tracy Morgan coming over to me and Imani at the Knicks game
Starting point is 00:04:28 That's fine. I know I mean story All the Tracy Morgan stories I've ever heard were amazing So I we did not ask for Tracy Morgan to walk over but that's my man That's part and I just spoke to him recently when I when I bought my shit but I'm even trying to lessen down on talking about all that. But Tracy Morgan, man, hour two. I can't wait to hear this. Yeah, I gotta hear this one.
Starting point is 00:04:54 It's never a dull moment. Me and Imani looked at each other, you looked at Tracy Morgan. Yo, nigga. Well, he had that shit on. The new shit now is stunting through, well, it's not even that new, but there's levels to it. The new shit is stunting through motivation.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Now, that's the old shit, but there's levels to that. There's levels to that. You've got to elaborate. Yeah. Stunting through. Yeah, nah. Yeah. It's time to do one. Yeah, nah. Come on, we're talking positive to you? I spent the whole weekend watching it.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Hey, there's a war going on in Brooklyn. I was watching the Brooklyn Street niggas fucking battle each other online through motivation. Say, hey nigga, let me see that steering wheel in that real nigga. Move that shoebox. Oh shit. Let me see that steering wheel in that real, nigga. Move that shoebox. Oh, shit. Let me see that steering wheel, homeboy. There's a lot going on in Brooklyn, but I'm not talking about that on this big platform. Tracy Morgan's level of motivation, I would too.
Starting point is 00:05:57 And if I felt bad, I know Imani felt bad. Yo, if I felt bad, I just kept looking at he like, I want him to leave too, man. He is going crazy. All right. This thing is so stupid, yo. On the flip side though, I wouldn't want to go through what Tracy Morgan went through. Yeah, I'd be able to get to that. What he got.
Starting point is 00:06:28 I wouldn't want to. But coming out on the other side of that, you are all bullshit afterwards. For sure. So I am mad at him. I get it. Every time I get mad at him. I get it. That nigga looked me and Imani dead in our pupils.
Starting point is 00:06:43 What's the white shit? Our corneas. What's the white shit? Our corneas. What's this shit? He looks us dead in this shit up here. It was like, yo, do you know what $980 million looks like? Me. Oh shit. You said, mew.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Mew. Mew. Mew. Out of left. I'm going, I don't even watch this game. I'm going home. That's what he got? That's what he got? Yowzer. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:07:07 But we didn't ask for him to come over to us. It's okay. He was minding our fucking business. Broke business. Guys, let us sit here and be pros. Nope. I ain't supposed to be here. Everybody gonna know.
Starting point is 00:07:19 That nigga came from his front row seat through the court like he was McHale, Boatman, and he was like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I ain't supposed to be here. That nigga came from his front row seat through the court like he was McHale Bridges. Security tried to say something to him. Nah.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Excuse me. Stiff arm security. Then the nigga said Tax free oh Shit, you know when you hit for when you sue like war at the time They was the largest company in the one that Amazon blew an element How the stomach sound I don't want to hear no more money talk from me or anybody else Yeah, I don't want to hear it no more. Not from you rappers, your singers.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Singers. Yeah. You dancers. It's over now. For 2025, no more money talk. That is the end of that. I'm saying, yeah man, look at this old school I just got, man. There's nothing else to cop, man.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Old school. All the roads where I got 20 Ferraris. Yo, you know I just spoke to you. I just spoke to you when you copped this shit, right? I thought, you know, all this shit. 30 million dollar house, man, just left Eddie's house. Five times the size of my shit. Yo, me and Imani.
Starting point is 00:08:48 It's been. It's been. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo. If you're listening and I'm starting this podcast, you are the sun in the conversation when all you say is
Starting point is 00:09:07 That's facts Word Word true true true You got that? Facts nah Yeah I don't know what to talk to him again Alright how y'all doing? What's up?
Starting point is 00:09:23 What's up? What's up? What's up? Yes, sir ski I miss last week miss my little Christmas of the Christmas episode Flip is not here Yeah, but I got big free well, I don't know you told me coming I don't know. Oh, okay I think he's coming. He might be saying I was I was uh, talking to him on IG and he was I was sick, too so He was sick. Yeah, when you get Tracy Morgan money, they got the nail They got the nail everything down to your fucking house when you get Tracy Morgan money
Starting point is 00:10:04 That is a or you're gonna need some better insurance. Yo, could you imagine they be walking up to you saying, you know what? 900 M's look like me me though. No dog. What that look like me you looking at, you know No, you do take a take a selfie. No, no, no now you do. Yeah, that's crazy Yo, that nigga said Santa Joe still at it Crazy Just great guy that you are, the human that you be. Come on man, stop fucking playing with Freeze. Huh, extra bad?
Starting point is 00:10:55 Perfect. That's a perfect gift. Yeah it is. You know what it is yet. No I know, I have an idea. You're going to give it back. That's a perfect gift for him. I thought up. That's a perfect gift for him. I thought so.
Starting point is 00:11:06 That's a perfect gift for him. Absolutely perfect gift for him. That's a perfect gift for him. Oh yeah. That was a nice. That was nice. Come on man, big applause. That was nice.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Yes sir. This was perfect. Perfect gift for him. And because I forgot about you, like I remembered forgot about you, like I remembered something about you. I don't know what that means. Wait, he's getting another one? I lost mine.
Starting point is 00:11:33 You lost the gift he bought you? No, my bag. Oh, yours is fine. Yours is better than mine. Look at that. Only cause. I know what that is. I know what this is too. It's borderline cracking jokes.
Starting point is 00:11:45 No, no, come on man. It's crackin' jokes. No, you cracking jokes. No, I'm not. I promise you I'm not. But on gang. Yo, let me tell you. On gang.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Yo, let me tell you. Y'all niggas been cracking so much, my girl went boomy. She went boomy. Another one for Christmas. Yo, thank you kind sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank much. My girl went for me. She went for me. She went for me. She went for me. Like wrote another one for Christmas, yo. Thank you, kind sir. That's lit. That's lit.
Starting point is 00:12:12 It's snazzy. It is snazzy, but I wasn't, when I bought it, I remembered what your wallet looked like when you showed me and I was unsure. So here. Yo, stop. Yo, stop. Yo, stop. Yo, stop. Yo, stop.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Here. Yo, stop. Yo, stop. Yo, stop. Nah, you my man. Okay. Nah, I remember what that while it looked like. No, just go ahead, man.
Starting point is 00:12:38 So this not cracking. I don't know. This not cracking jokes. This not cracking jokes. Yo, this not cracking jokes. I love you. This not cracking jokes, yo. I love you, I'm not cracking jokes. Thank you, sir. Yo, this nigga cracking jokes. This is not cracking jokes, yo. I love you, I'm not cracking jokes.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Thank you, sir. This nigga's an idiot. Go ahead and open that up, man. You got three wallets. Yeah, word. No bullshit, my girl here, y'all cracking. She went and bought one. Cause your wallet is trash.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Your shit was terrible. This shit was terrible. This shit was terrible. It is. Y'all niggas are bougie, bro. It's not bougie, dog. Boy, become bougie. Then when I become bougie, what y'all say? You bougie.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I'm not bougie, yo. Buy the bitch the calamari, nigga, and shut up. Nobody want to hear all this shit you talking about. This is stupid, yo. Oh, man, that's funny. This nigga's a fucking idiot, dog. Now, that's probably the one. There you go.
Starting point is 00:13:21 There you go. There you go. There you go. That's fancy. That's what I'm saying. And that. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. That's fancy. That's what I'm saying there.
Starting point is 00:13:28 And that whole, all your shit. Yeah, that whole shit. All your Home Depot receipts. My body. All your Loz records. All the little realtors you meet that you get they car. I don't do that. Oh, that's a fact.
Starting point is 00:13:40 That's a fact. That's important too. That's important. That's important. All the realtors' cars. That's important. You don't want. That's the old religious car. That's important. You don't want to lose those. Oh my lord.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Thank you again, sir. I don't know what you're talking about. You're the man, man. Thank you. That's funny. Thank you, honestly. All right, man. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:13:59 It's good to be back. It's good to be back. That's fucking wild. That shit's funny. That's funny. And it's a good gift, too. It's a perfect gift. You It's good to be back. Oh man. That shit's funny. That's funny. It's a good gift too. It's a perfect gift. You'll never show me that one.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Being both funny and a dope YouTuber. I tried to do everybody's gift to their brand and personality. That jacket is warm as fuck. I'm not going to lie. It was cold as a bitch upstairs. That shit was nice. Can't write it handy. I almost had to take it off in the car though. Shit's getting too hot. I felt like I was cold as a bitch upstairs. It was nice. Can you write it? Yeah, I was I take I didn't have to take it off in the car. Let's get to hot
Starting point is 00:14:27 I felt like I was driving in a sleeping bag All right, who's ready to have some fun? Let's go, man. Now, as soon as I get somewhere, I'm ready to go. I'm at that age now, as soon as I get somewhere, I'm ready to go. Facts. Word. I don't give a fuck how long it took me to get ready. I don't care how long it took me to get there.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I'll go on that bitch and spin around. I Need some volume in my headphones this stuff needs to go up I'm in too great of a mood I'm in too good of a mood My God is good shout to the first and last time listeners out there Here go I'm wishing Boy I got my eyes on you Always for the ladies Always for the ladies If I'm in the building big jerseys always there
Starting point is 00:15:38 Shout to the milks and the gilts out there I'm in too great of a mood I'm in too good of a mood My God is good shout to the first and last time listeners out there Here go I'm wishing Boy I got my eyes on you Always for the ladies Always for the ladies If I'm in the building big jerseys always there Shout to the milks and the gilts out there I'm in too great of a mood I'm in too good of a mood My God is good shout to the first and last time listeners out there Here go Yes sir, always for the ladies, always for the ladies If I'm in the building, big Jersey is always there
Starting point is 00:15:48 Shout to the Milks and the Gilts out there Shout to all the subgroups Shout to the hate listeners out there To the people concerned, thanks for your prayers, thanks for your love, your warmth No rush to me Touching gently Feel my love for you Charlie, what you gonna do with my loving? I'm crazy about your smiling eyes What you gonna do with my loving?
Starting point is 00:16:25 Please don't make me cry just eyes What you gonna do with my loving? Tell me now I see you moving baby yeah Everything's gonna be alright So music is the music of your body tonight Oh everything's gonna be alright Music is the music of your body tonight Father break it down Well I begin the weekend with a groan for all about E.T. Now what's my ex name? Well it's a night dog
Starting point is 00:17:23 It's the end of the year System fucked by poor G's Brother like a dumb boy Boy you're a bitch Yeah! It's the end of the year! And it's the end of the year! And that's the end of the year! That's all that's happening out there! We made it, we alive! My girl, see my girl run, Girl, that's my girl, like I'm so pointin' and starin' Everything's okay
Starting point is 00:17:38 Oh yeah You got a body That's the real sense, take your time Bye Shout out to my truck drivers out there Take control of your body Let the real sense take control of your mind Shout out to my truck drivers out there, shout out to the teachers Shout out to the postal workers out there Now what's up? Come on man, I say anywhere in the world I'm at New York City what up out there? It's alright, it's alright. It's naughty. It's alright y'all. It's alright, don't worry about it. Man what's up, how you doing?
Starting point is 00:18:26 I'm good, I'm awesome. I'm trying to figure out if I'm on your ass this episode, I don't know. I'm ready. You caused me a lot of strife. Did I? Me? Damn you're a little billboard shenanigans. It's alright though.
Starting point is 00:18:34 I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:18:42 I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. You cause me a lot of strife Kid I? Me? Damn you're a little billboard shenanigans It's alright though Trance what up what up what up You're back Alright we got a lot to get you, lot to get to, lot to get to out there They always wanted to live like it's a family
Starting point is 00:19:08 I'm ready to rock Y'all ready to rock? Yes sir Good, good, good, good, good I get em, I get em, I get em Microphone check one, two What is this? what episode is this? 787? we don't know
Starting point is 00:19:33 we don't know 787? no I was right no shit is this you? I mean is this you? I guess it is And Mel Mel Mel All right, welcome to episode
Starting point is 00:20:04 787 of the Joe button podcast brought to you by a few by, powered by, Prize Pigs, Prize Pigs gang, yeah! I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here, host Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people. To my left, Big Mel, you know the fucking vibes, hooty hoo. Hooty hoo. How you doing? I'm awesome, amazing, so glad to be here.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Good, good, we're happy to have you. Thank you. Big Parks is in the building, Elmira's finest, King Wawa Isha's in the building. You know the vibes. Big Freeze, the freeziest. Ice is here. Corey is here.
Starting point is 00:20:30 It's Mad Niggas back there. I'm not even going through it. Shout out to everybody. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? What's up, what's up, what's up? Amazing. Feeling good, man.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Feeling good. A little out of the weather, but amazing at the same time. Yeah, I got the little. You got the shit too? Little trickle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little trickle. Cool.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Okay. Okay. All right. That shit going around. Yo. All right. Nah, listen, I've been rather lucky this season and not getting sick.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Same. Same. And I just said that shit the other day around all these fucking tourists. That shit ran through my house too. I got lucky as hell. But, why I got sick? hell. But, like I said. It be the tourists with the germs.
Starting point is 00:21:06 What? The kids, not kids. It's the kids, yo. It's the kids, for sure. It's the kids, B. Yo, and yo, white people in New Jersey. Them too, I guess. It's too cold now for y'all kids to run around like that.
Starting point is 00:21:20 No, I tell them that. I'm trying to, and I'm black so I don't say nothing to him. You want to say put a call on that damn baby. No, dog. A little light jacket. Sarah? No. If a jacket.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Niggas be having on a hoodie and a skully. That little white 13 year old had a t-shirt on, pacing back and forth in front of me. I thought it was the Jukes. I thought he was about to pull out a butterfly knife and get to it. Like, why are you out here this early looking like that? But, eh. How was everyone's Christmas to those that celebrate?
Starting point is 00:21:57 It was good. It was good. Amazing. Come on, give me a little more, give me a little more. Wednesday, it's all the family. Christmas Eve is the night that we do everything, which was good, because I was not sick then. And then Christmas Day itself, I was in bed all day.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Yo, the whites do that too? Lay in bed all day? No, the Christmas Eve shit. I thought that was for the Spanishes. My family's always been like that. Yeah, most of the Spanishes do the Christmas Eve. I never heard nobody else do that. The Spanishes.
Starting point is 00:22:21 They do. Okay. Some of the whites do too, apparently. Evidently, evidently. Yeah, we never really did Christmas day, outside of gifts for the kids and shit like that. No, we did Christmas day. I felt good, this was the first time
Starting point is 00:22:37 that I had my daughter Christmas morning. So that was. Really? Yeah. That's big. Ever? Well, since. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah. Wow. The last couple years, that's big ever Well since yeah, yeah, but yeah. Well the last couple years It's been like I was getting her on the 26th one year to 27th or 28
Starting point is 00:22:52 Oh, so I did my Christmas a little later on this time. I picked her up 730 She came home opening presents. So it was still early. No, that's that set my day for me already Yeah, we did my family this time, because after Thanksgiving. After Thanksgiving, we'll never see her side of the family again, right? We'll never eat that macaroni ever again. Funny shit, so we sat at my grandmother's house
Starting point is 00:23:14 eating dinner. So I'm trying to find a way to shit on the food that we had at Thanksgiving. That's good, huh? Real great, you see that gravy, right? Shit good, right? And it's like, no, this is much better than Thanksgiving. I said, oh, you felt that way?
Starting point is 00:23:28 Oh, we could have been had this talk. So we just spent the next couple of years. Oh, you never had to talk with her. We didn't have to talk. No, hell no. You said it on the pod, though. In your girl, listen. But I said it nice on the pod.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I just said it was different. You didn't say it in a real thought. I just kept saying it was different. Hey, yo, fam, I would have read between them lines if I was her. But it felt good coming from her. It's real gravy, right? It's real gravy.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Right, oh okay. We had an amazing, everybody was good though. She's really melted. See this Mac? Yeah, it's different. That's fire. Oh man. This was, I told my family, I was like,
Starting point is 00:23:59 yo not to get all sappy and shit. I was like, this was probably, I'm the happiest this Christmas that I've been in my entire adult life. Wow. That's dope. I have my aunt there, my aunt just turned 97 last week. She was there, I had both my grandparents there, like just family.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Yeah, we never go into your girl's family's house. Look how good you feel leaving your family's house. We all felt good. I didn't feel good leaving her family Regular ice again, but not for real good when you leave your family and get to get filled with that love like Your girl be sitting in the corner for hours playing Simon I'm talking to my aunt shut the fuck up. My aunt is fucking a hundred nine. Yo
Starting point is 00:24:47 Don't say nothing in my family house My family out there line you up in here every time freeze talk it triggered me in the same something that I shouldn't say so I won't Don't do it please how was y'all you're good playboy Yeah, um, I ain't do much actually, actually. I was a little under the weather, so my girl woke me up mad early, B. And I went to sleep late. We got my daughter the little Range Rover shit. That shit kicked my ass.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I ain't gonna hold you. You want to put together? Oh, shit. And I started mad late, like, oh, I got this. Accra-sonating-ish. All right, now, before I shit on you, is that one of those girl dad things to do, like when y'all talking about
Starting point is 00:25:28 go get makeup on your face, like having to put it together yourself? That ain't a girl dad shit. That's a dad dad shit. You don't do that? That's just a dad thing. No, I got a task rabbit. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I feel like Lex is a man if I do that. Hey yo dog, you aint gonna lie. I ain't gonna hold you. You are a, yo hold up. He dead ass. You're a liar. How do you not believe him? No, when Lex was born, the crib, all that shit.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Task rabbit. This nigga didn't do shit. The crib, the little. The back of the car. All that shit, bro. The little dresser you get. Anything. Hey, what if that shit came in the flat box with some nails?
Starting point is 00:25:59 Yep, yep, yep. Oh, it's. You should have made a phone call. Yeah, I made a phone call, buddy. Oh, hell no. My man-paw won't let me do that. And the ill shit about it, toolbox was in the garage lit. I got all the shit in it.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Lit new. Yeah, brand spanking new. All the pieces, ain't nothing missing. Yeah, good shit too, probably. Yeah, you know he bought good shit. Yeah, that's TaskRabbit and Harvey. Yeah, I can't do that. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:23 How you gonna call a TaskRabbit when they're going Christmas Eve you gonna call a task rabbit on Christmas Eve? Task rabbit works on Christmas Eve. I believe you probably double time. They make they set their prices You got damn right they want to put a bass in that together. I can't do it. Yo niggas ain't got families. And it probably be some money They clean up two ways. I'm talking about Casters. No, they clean up two ways. Yes. They clean up two ways. Shall we do the Task Grabber out there?
Starting point is 00:26:50 A little thick thing. Women like to see you put your hair together, too. Boy shorts, come on. Christmas Eve. They immediately went to the horny. Can you put this hum on there? Can you put this hum on there, Casters? Can you eat some hum on there?
Starting point is 00:27:01 Yo. No, but on jokes aside. No, but, oh, jokes aside. A girl task rabid-er might be like the girl said, guy Instacart deliverers work. Remember when the girls were shittin' on guy Instacart? The difference is she got a fat ass, niggas ain't gonna care. Niggas don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:27:19 She put that shit together all wrong, all wrong. He cool. I'm like, I got a screwdriver for you. What the fuck is you talking about? I've never had a girl task rabbit. I've had girl guy Instacarts. I never had no problem with that. You're just picking the shit out and bringing me the shit. They just can't pick the shit out right.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Maybe. Produce. No, anything. Oh, okay. I've had girl task rabbits. Yeah? They were extraordinarily efficient. What? Good. Man, I'm on your ass today.
Starting point is 00:27:46 I ain't gonna lie to you. I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm on your ass today. With love, always. This nigga's so stupid, yo. Nah, it was predictable. Wednesdays is mine.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Wednesdays are mine. But period. Comma. The end. Punctuation. Paperwork. We came up with this plan. Yep. This basis and foundation to these emotions. That is a fact. So I was ahead of this play because birthday is on daddy time and Christmas is on daddy time and you wanted the Spanish's or whatever you are. They do that the night before Christmas. So you get Christmas Eve, this shouldn't be. Yeah, that should have been smooth.
Starting point is 00:28:41 That's what I thought. I don't know why you thought that. How would I have thought that? that's with a thought and my dad who's older and wiser and wiser than I every day leading up to it he kept saying you talk to your legs right make sure make Make me a double check and since the only man says don't be but My try to make a Christmas Eve 6 p.m. Yeah, oh no, I started it. I started it cuz I'm trying to hit the Nick game, too So I'm trying to plan I'm trying I'm trying to bring my son. We outside. Hey, how early can I get him tomorrow?
Starting point is 00:29:24 About that. Oh change with the male We outside hey, how early can I get him tomorrow? Yeah about that Oh change with the male What you mean about that? I wanted to talk to you about that. I say nothing to talk about Get that little nigga dressed Matter of fact, this is not a negotiation Matter of fact, I come get him naked. This is not a negotiation. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:29:47 The end. Same? Literally. I can't say the word. You can't say the word. You want to square up with the air so bad. What? Because then there's like dad guilt too.
Starting point is 00:30:01 There's dad guilt. Now, I mean, you're me whatever story you giving me, I'm gonna be the guy to take my kid away from his mom on Christmas, I thought about it, but I don't. He don't give a fuck. Let me tell you, I got the message, Christmas Eve, 530. Hey, cause we have a set time for the pickup, on the pickup.
Starting point is 00:30:24 That's what I'm saying. Between 730 AM and 8 AM set time for the pickup. I'm saying between 730 a.m. and 8 a.m. That's the time. He's different. No, you're better dead. No, he's different. He's not liberal. That nigga at 729, that nigga is outside. I'm outside.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Now wait, when you say 730, I'm outside. Bro, I'm telling you. I'm trying to be traffic. He different, yo. So, yo, would you like to get her a little later than usual tomorrow? I said, what's later? Because this my first time having her on Christmas.
Starting point is 00:30:54 So she's like, oh, I'm like 10, 11. No, that's morning. That morning's over. Yeah, that ain't. I need you to open gifts here with us here in the morning. So then I said, all right, check it out. I'll do that. New Year's Eve is coming up.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I'll pick up later than two. Hmm. No, no, no, I can't do that. Oh, well then I'll see you 7.30. And I'll 7.30 pick my baby up. Send dry that shit. It's Christmas Eve, you want him to nice so you. Oh, well, that's easy. See you 730 and out 730 pick my baby. So dry that shit It's Christmas Eve. You want him to nice you could wake up when I'm in the morning. No Juicy to want to take him tonight so you can wake up and have him in the morning Not at all!
Starting point is 00:31:46 Actually, I'm running around tonight! I'm shaking my ass! Wake up with nobody! Yo! 2025, I will be less insane. No you're not. No it's true, I'm telling you. No you're not.
Starting point is 00:31:54 We telling you. I'm telling you no, it's true. Nah. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling
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Starting point is 00:32:10 Nah. Mel. Yes. I thought long and hard about your billboard inquiry. You don't want to tell us how your Christmas was? Yeah man what's up? It was cool. Oh, shit, that led right into my other shot I had.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Go ahead. Oh, shit, it's another shot. You free yourself? I don't know what you're talking about, bro. This thing is an idiot. Get off of me, yo. You know. You know. Yo, get off of me, yo. You be no.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Get off of me, yo. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Stay the course. Stay focused. You were going to duck on the billboard inquiry. You don't want them to. Come on. Oh, man, please, though.
Starting point is 00:33:04 The computer just freezing, but... I hope it freezes. Oh funny right now but let's just anyway you now yes go ahead how was your first it was cool now keep going no because if you see what it's doing, no worries. I'm a Harvey said. You're going to get to it. I relink this bitch. I'll go buy a new one. So in the meantime. But in the meantime. Yo, but that's the thing. A lot of y'all out there
Starting point is 00:34:11 The beautiful women that I follow a lot of y'all had your little family coming out parties. Oh My lord, I know how many of y'all had five kids and a nigga an African Yo, y'all when when girls saw that a the plan, they had mad kids with them Africans doing the run. All of the Simon head ass niggas. No, they did that shit. Made them put on some pajamas. It was a lot of unveils.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Oh, please, in nice kitchens. In nice kitchens, you bitches. The Africans. Oh, my lord. Anyway, man. To get them Nigerians. They was coming. I'm like, oh, I've been following the bitch for seven years.
Starting point is 00:34:50 I had just six kids and two niggas. Two niggas. All you seen was hills. Oh, my lord. If I never see another pajama set again. Anyway, Mel. Yes? What'd you do I just I was chilling
Starting point is 00:35:06 hung out with friends that's what's up I don't want to I promise you I don't get I'm friends with, friends with. Friends with. Look at you. You can't lay the foundation. Exactly. Because you ain't up to no good. But that's not true. I really am just interested in your Christmas. I don't know what's going on with the laptop, but no matter what the topic is, when this starts, I'm coming back up.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Do you know what we talking about? I have a slight idea, but I just would rather you Say a word. Just one word. Let the joke unfurl. Cause I think I know what he talking about, but I'm not even absolutely certain. Hitch know exactly what we talking about. And Mel know too.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Mel know. No, open it. Yeah, see look at that. So what y'all went out to dinner Mel? What y'all do? You said you hung out with your friends. Yeah. Games. Got it. Open presents, that sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:36:16 I didn't get a chance to go home to see, well not home. I didn't get a chance to go see family so. Got it. Stuck with the friends this year. Jenga. Mm-hmm. And Uno. Mm-mm. No?
Starting point is 00:36:26 No. Well, I didn't play Uno. You don't play Spades. I don't play either one. I know. You're right, absolutely right, no. You don't play Uno? I like to play Heads Up.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Oh. What's that? Yeah. I'm a fucking champ at Heads Up. Stap your shit up, dawg. We play Taboo. Oh, just give me a minute. Yo.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Keep your white heads up out over here. We play taboo. Yo, keep your white heads up over here. We play taboo. I knew it, I knew it. I fucking knew it, yo. I fucking knew it. I knew it, yo. I knew it. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Yo, sometimes you gotta just be on the boat. You just gotta be chillin' on the boat. Yo, sometimes you just gotta get dressed for a game of heads off, man. You can bring me some of the side of your feet. Sometimes you gotta rally up to your friends
Starting point is 00:37:20 and just play some Jenga or just anything. Anything to keep your mind off of things You gotta just turn your phone on D&D God damn And another one girl Another one girl
Starting point is 00:37:37 Another one buys the dust, yeah You're taking way too much pleasure in this shit You're taking way too much pleasure in this shit. I knew it, yo. I knew it. As soon as I grabbed the laptop, I said, I don't even want to hear that beat. I knew it. Oh, man. That's it? That's it? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:38:02 You sure? That's it for now. Okay. For now. We'll put a pin in it, right? But how did you feel? How did you? Like, did you know?
Starting point is 00:38:14 Like, I got 21 questions. Were you as shocked as I? No. No? No. No? No. All right. All right. What the fuck did you say, yo?
Starting point is 00:38:29 Oh, man. How long did you know? A little while. You look so uncomfortable. This shit is tricky, boy. I know. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:38:37 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. You're a whore.
Starting point is 00:38:48 You look so uncomfortable. This shit is tricky, boy. I see you told you, niggas. It's tricky. All right, fine. Wasn't that just a couple? That was recently, though, right? Yeah, it don't feel good. It don't feel good.
Starting point is 00:39:06 I'm so okay. I'm like better than okay. I'm talking about being in the spot with the questions coming at you, like you did to me. I'm so used to it, fuck that. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Brothers, nope. Nope. Nope. Nice sneakers, man. Thank you. Where would you gentlemen and lady like to start today? Did you text him? We are in... I know you sent a text. Come on, different countries. No, we did constant communication. What the fuck? What the fuck? Semi-gloss, semi-gloss, semi-gloss. What the hell? Semi-gloss.
Starting point is 00:39:56 You're right. I know it's like, it's so weird how people act when like shit is like super transparent between them, right? Okay, it's just when I swim back to the I got one last one. You didn't care? No not even a little bit. Young Thug. bit young thug yeah yeah yeah yeah we go it's a few niggas out here thugging oh no this was the thug week that's why I like Christmas though that is why like it does expose all yeah yeah yeah that. It's coming out. Who is just holding all Young Thug's private conversations?
Starting point is 00:41:08 Yo, Dog, I wonder if he can sue. He has to be able to sue somebody. No. He's in jail during the time of the call and they say in the beginning of the call, these calls are recorded, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, but not for public consumption. They are not for the public. Somebody leave that.
Starting point is 00:41:22 How does Dateline get these fucking calls? They pay. Okay, well. Yeah, dawg. Somebody from inside the jail leaked that shit or sold that shit. For sure. It ain't privilege. It's not like in a video.
Starting point is 00:41:36 But him talking to his lawyer, that's something different. I don't know that. That's attorney-client privilege. I know, I know. I'm just saying I don't know that thes from him on on a gel phone that still might be property of the state of some shit And what we're talking about is on Christmas Eve or a day before just Christmas week Young thugs jail phone calls started being leaked to the public or across socials. Yeah Yeah, it was a call with the Lena girl
Starting point is 00:42:02 to the public across socials. Yeah. It was a call with the Lena girl. It was another call with, who was the other call? It was another call. It was one with him and my hair. There was one with him and his man, where he was telling his man, yo, she love me too much.
Starting point is 00:42:17 So all of these videos began to leak. Of course, Young Thug and Mariah the Scientist, long-term relationship, She was holding him down She was canceling tour dates to go drive to the gym Yeah She jumped off the tourists on this yeah, we know not even we because I'm out the game but niggas gonna nick We will never stop the niggas going niggas forever. They're niggas, we will never stop the niggin'. They don't want, they're your, no, oh man.
Starting point is 00:42:49 You can talk, it's okay, it's not from you, make it from somebody else. Come on, you can tell us, be honest on this. Yo, watching him talk to Shorty, I felt so proud. I felt proud. I think it was up there like, you know you just be watching him cry, you just be. But in your head, what he saying?
Starting point is 00:43:12 But nah, I mean you said it. But what was he saying in his head though? I ain't make you say it, you said it. I didn't mean it like. I don't know what you meant, I just know what you said, man. Cool. You such a piece of shit. They just been there. They just been there. said, man. Cool, I felt it. You such a piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:43:25 You're a piece of shit. Look, he started, he started. He's a piece of shit. Hey yo, who? You. Duh. Or you just better at it than me. I always felt a little bad shit.
Starting point is 00:43:36 I felt bad when this story leaked. I was like, oh, poor Mariah. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that was kind of. I felt a little bad. No, no, no, no, I ain't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I ain't talking about that part. I'm talking about seeing she was at the show No, don't be the one Love a good my man my man my manner Yeah, those are the greatest to get off your my side my side to my side
Starting point is 00:44:04 Yeah, we all know the greatest to get off your my sides my sides my sides Back in the day you hear back in the day many years ago many years ago many many many many many years ago many years ago, I don't want to misrepresent myself today today You just told us the pot So pod nigga, I said many years ago young I put the disclaimer out. We are situation Young I put the disclaimer out we are Understanding don't be like don't be the same don't be like mine sometimes I just be wanting to make it clear But yeah, I feel bad for Mariah. I don't for sure. I did know
Starting point is 00:44:34 Thousand percent but I'm talking about hearing him because I don't know what their relationship is. I don't care What she held them down? Yeah for sure. She helped sort of found out like this Yeah, it ain't the or Christmas Yeah, that your man is home for Christmas and now you got to see your man talking to some other y'all mean but the other side and how he was carrying shorty I was sitting there like Hey nigga put the pee in there, you know me was cool. What did y'all think of all? Well, first of all uh? Well first of all, Lena, I
Starting point is 00:45:13 Don't want to spend too long on this, but there's so much to say on the whole bit. Yeah, that's a lot That's Shorty's name. Yeah, and she's married right? She's married to Devin Haney, which is junior, which is why this is a thing. Yeah Now let me ask you a question. Now. Shoot. Two questions. All right, oh, go ahead. Anybody know when they got married? It don't matter when they got married.
Starting point is 00:45:33 It didn't happen yesterday. It does not matter. This young lady has been outside. They got married spring 2023. Oh. And Thug got locked up. Before that. Before that. Not much before that.
Starting point is 00:45:56 People that have been outside have seen this girl outside. You know where she from right? And two days later she was supposed to pick me and my husband, that's why you got respected. I don't know why niggas think they the only ones out here moving around. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Niggas are not the only ones out here moving around.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Or the only niggas with game. Some of these chicks got more game than Parker Brothers. And some of these niggas beat Paul right forward too. And listen, these niggas is such suckers, not speaking to anybody in particularly, but niggas is such suckers not speaking anybody in particularly But uh niggas is such suckers that for the girls that don't even take a whole lot of game It's just take honesty y'all. I'm with you Tuesday and Wednesday nigga when I leave you I'm going over here to do this over here the Timberwolves game for a few then I'm going to Aspen
Starting point is 00:46:41 I'm flying there with the London soccer nigga that don't know none of y'all no no no look from there I will be in Turks. So hey y'all know a nail tech in Turks. They're gonna put it right in this Anybody know MUA you a MUA in Turks. I'm here just for 24 hours remember Um, it's different what Corinne was saying about She was like, yo, I tell whoever I'm with, if he call, I go. It's different, yo. I would pick up in the middle of the night and then. What is the difference, itch?
Starting point is 00:47:10 We understand that, right? We understand that. Once you put a ring on somebody's finger, that understanding, I don't think, is the same. That's not the truth. That's not always true, itch. I just told you Wayne's shit. I couldn't disagree more.
Starting point is 00:47:23 That he different. Some people do, but that, but I'm talking about a person that marries him. But the people you Wayne shit disagree more that he different some people do the people We talked about we're in a different league in this class that we talking about we're not talking about a Homeboy to work at the bodega. Nah, I know I'm talking about once you get cuz we all understand the game is the game But once you decide to marry somebody I only know of that one situation that I used to talking about That's because she's a different mom. Yeah. Yeah. You know she's open like that I'm pretty sure some couple of them out there. Maybe because you don't want nobody to know Generation of young women that come from the Corrine family tree that may be so that may be true
Starting point is 00:48:00 We we not the only ones that see what's going on out there The girls have it good right now if I could go marry this simp ass nigga again. I'm not speaking specifically about them I'm just speaking in general if I can go marry the simp that's gonna hold it down and Still get my 10k from you my 20k from you my 7k from you He ain't gonna pay me but he gonna pay for the bags and all that shit Yeah, him. I only even got to speak to once every six months over it like We not the only ones without the hills have eyes And for the dude, that's the same dude or whatever. He might be fucking reaping the benefits of your
Starting point is 00:48:38 Fucking tax good point on top of maybe getting a cut of no whatever little tickets robin driving whatever he's driving living They play in high stakes ultimatum from a moral standpoint. Obviously, it's crazy, but I Could like you heard of a situation like what you just described Yeah, kind of only one not famous people know the only one I've ever heard of like swinger type relationships or open relationships at marriage level Yeah, that exists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, but what you just described in the money famous people. Not the only one I've ever heard of. But like swinger type relationships or open relationships at a marriage level? Yeah, that exists. Well yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but what you just described in terms of-
Starting point is 00:49:08 With the money? Yeah, in terms of him benefiting from all the- Yeah, they call pimps. Well, I was speaking more to the tax benefit than the making money off of whatever licks. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Niggas marry the money. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Yeah. Yo, niggas are marrying these, I don't understand. Niggas are marrying these women. This man, she needs women. She doing what she do. I know what she do. That's what I'm a fan of. Yeah, yo niggas are marrying these I don't understand She doing what she do I know what she do that's what I'm a fan of I'm a marry her cuz I want to experience that majority of my years and Yeah, if she's gonna go run around over there, let her go do it like everybody don't have to be a big beef with it That's I really heard nothing from Devon Haney. I stand corrected because again it is That's I really heard nothing from Devin Haney. I stay I stay corrected cuz again it is
Starting point is 00:49:51 If you gonna reap the benefits of what she out here doing you are pimping you're right Yeah, how you put it? Yeah, and then my thing is like And listen a lot of guys have had it bad like ushered this holiday run But the flip side of that coin is even with the Travis shit is your niggas love who they love and you mind your fucking business Like who are we to say what people know or don't know about the person that they into it's a whole fleet of these young NBA 21 22 23 24 years that searching for this they come in in the league to get this type of treatment from this type of girl Yeah, and Lena is Mm-hmm this type of treatment from this type of girl. Yeah. And Lena is...
Starting point is 00:50:28 That type of girl. Yeah, man. So I mean, shit, if that's what we love, that's what we love, but... It gets sticky when Thug tweet what he's saying. Now the tweets we can discuss. Yeah, a little sticky. Now the tweets we can discuss because nah. What, nah? Not, and I'm a boxer. Yeah, yeah and I'm a boxer. Yeah. I'm assuming not if I'm a boxer. No, you can't go tweet
Starting point is 00:50:50 He said I can have that little shit right now if I wanted it, but she's been pushing the P harder than niggas lol That's the twin. I got who I want So tell me what yeah tell me what we're boxing. He's a boxer, he can fight. Pistol all in my pocket, cause I ain't got time to be boxing. What? What?
Starting point is 00:51:13 I'll take my chances with that after you just came home from that Rico. No you won't. What's the twin part? I'll take my chances with that. That's like a nickname that the young boys be saying now. Like what up twin? You gonna be here and J.J.Wan say it?
Starting point is 00:51:24 Yeah, yeah. That what up, twin? You don't be hearing J.J. Wonsay? Yeah, yeah. That nobody call you twin? What the fuck? Is he talking about her being his twin? Yeah, he's saying her. Yeah. That's the twin. Can you not honky yourself?
Starting point is 00:51:37 Like, at least pretend to follow up in the context. I'm doing my best. Yeah. I'm doing my best. Twin, it's a pet name. Just look my best. Yeah. I'm doing my best. Twin, it's a pet name. Just look at it like that. I know what the fuck it means.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Then what the hell you saying? I just have never heard it being referenced in that way. He's calling her his twin. Yes. So is that like? Mel, no more on this. I love it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:52:00 I love it. Mel learns the slang. I love it, I love it. It's a very important episode. Old cultural icon. I know what love it. It's my favorite part of this episode. Cultural icon. I know what twin means. It's all right. But I've never heard a guy call a girl that.
Starting point is 00:52:10 It's common, it's in songs now. I know, I know, I know. You can't keep saying I know while not knowing. I've never heard it used that way. We're saying that that's the normal way that there is in the new way. Yeah, like I said, yo, twin, that's common now. Very common.
Starting point is 00:52:29 So now my wife is my wife. She move in how she move in and I love her. That's my decision. You tweeting like that. I have a problem with. I would do. I would be tweeting like that. I have a problem. For sure. What you talking about? Even if it's true. Yo, y'all sound crazy to me. Tell me more. So Shorty's moving how she's moving.
Starting point is 00:52:52 You can care less about that piece. Yeah. You gotta take what comes along with that. No. I don't gotta take that disrespect. Why? I don't have to. No you don't.
Starting point is 00:53:03 I could easily have a problem with that. You can move how you move, but that's just disrespect. And Shorty have to know you know, I could easily have a problem with that You can move how you move but your this is that's just disrespect and shorty moving how she's moving There's no guarantee that whoever she's moving around with is going to respect you You are not going to respect or not spill the beans and these sensitive ass niggas can take and take up an issue We have as many of those people as they feel Alright, well nigga sit your dumb ass down You can't hate the players of the game, bro people as they feel, as they choice. All right, well, nigga, sit your dumb ass down.
Starting point is 00:53:25 You can't hate the players of the game, bro. The rules are the rules, and the rules don't change. Everybody don't play the game accordingly, but... What we talking about? I got faithful before that twin shit became a thing. That's also one of those things that would trigger me. Twin is the new, what they was doing behind brother. Yeah, twin is that.
Starting point is 00:53:50 I remember that. Yeah, no, I was there for the brother stages. 77 bros. They had 77 brothers. What does twin mean? You're not nothing alike. Oh, they alike? No, that's you know.
Starting point is 00:54:02 I wouldn't give a fuck if they, the Simeeziest of twins. Exactly. Don't call my nothing twin and say, I can have that little shit whenever I want. Sorry buddy, even if it's true, keep it to yourself. Keep her in the house. Hey, write it in your diary. Keep her in the house.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Stop it. I'm dead ass. Nobody's keeping them in the house. Well, she twinning. Some people are keeping them in the house. She twinning then. You can't have it both ways yo I'm stuck cuz right after that. Well, I think one of the g4 boys somebody else popped up and started talking some shit
Starting point is 00:54:39 It's all about I had on this day. Oh Like the knelt, somebody wow she fucked. She outside. That's what I tell y'all about discernment. You right. If I know you fucked one of the Nelk Boys. I don't even know what that is. I don't know what that is either.
Starting point is 00:54:59 That's them two little white boys that was kissing on each other in Miami with the funny hair, cause this brought it up. Oh, that's the island boys. Oh, maybe it's the island boys. Maybe I'm fucking the Nelk boys up. Sorry Nelk boys, whoever y'all are. You fucking anybody with boys that wasn't in the boys? Oh man. Nah, I'm cool on that. My heart goes out to everybody. The worst part about that for me is whoever leaked it, not that they leaked it, but when they leaked it. Don't do that on Christmas Eve. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy doing Christmas.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Have a heart. Yeah. And then Thug tried to clean it up. He said, I'm sorry to my baby for all this bullshit on the internet. I love you baby and fuck them all. We know what's up with us. Nah.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Nah, whole internet talking about keeping the peak. I know, I know. And then keeping the peak like, y'all fucked up out there Yeah, she's so mad. I said Merry Christmas, and she said thank you. Thank you Thanks Okay, that's funny It's a funny tweet It ain't funny when you go through it that's what I said he was still he's good with that
Starting point is 00:56:02 Cuz they know what you want that message went through. You wasn't blocked and she responded. Of course. And you straight. Nigga, they was next to each other. And she might have had a very good Christmas. I'm sure she did. All drama aside. I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Yeah, I'm sure that they'll be fine now. I just Googled the Nolk boys. And I'm gonna ride with you on this one, my brother. Yeah. and now. I just Googled the Nuk boys. And I'm gonna ride with you on this with my brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna ride with you on this with my brother. What? There's nobody that's that cute. I'm good on that.
Starting point is 00:56:34 There's nobody that's that cute. One of them could pop. Yeah, that sound like Nuk boys hate, but. It don't. It's the truth, I'm sorry. But nigga, what you said the other day about shorty letting gaming homeboys some yami, if that could truth. I'm sorry. What you said the other day about Shorty Latin gave a homeboy some yummy That can happen. I'm good. Yeah
Starting point is 00:56:54 I'm not spending another second on any of that Travis on your stuff I'm not I feel you. I ain't It is what it is And what I will say is a lot of you doofy dudes out there and women you got to put the chastity belt on When doofy niggas are trying to fuck? Cuz now homeboy from 2017. Oh, it's going in his phone Leaking the sound Yeah, man, I had seen all the people like oh man
Starting point is 00:57:24 How dare she do that like that's her ex-boyfriend or whatever it was. I had seen all the people like, oh man, how dare she do that? Like, that's her ex-boyfriend or whatever it was. I'm not with Revenge Born. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Like, and you wouldn't be mad, if you're in his shoes, you wouldn't be mad at her about that. Like, oh yeah, she was making him super whatever the fuck she was doing.
Starting point is 00:57:38 She should have been, that's her fucking man at the time. The one corny dude that came out after the fact and was like, yo, this actually happened a long time ago. I just made it, I was cloud chasing. Yeah, you can see it in the screencaps. That shit is corny. Three years ago was the thing. Right in the screencaps.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Yeah, but they've been together five. Yo, guess what? I don't wanna know that. Yeah. I don't wanna know all these intricate details in none of these people's relationships. Now that goes to the other point where everybody's just oversharing.
Starting point is 00:58:06 I'm cool until a car get burnt on fire. Then I want to, I want to hear what, like what happened. Like if the story ends in a bang, then you got me. But all of this other shit, I'm cool fam. I'm cool. I am. My heart goes out to all. And all y'all out there fucking indeed that is clear. Yeah a lot of pregnancy reveals to This little holiday season sitting a little more focus. I follow I know they was taking the pictures at an angle for a reason Yeah, it was a lot of a lot of them
Starting point is 00:58:42 Yeah, Now congratulations. You're gonna follow? Everybody wants a Virgo, but outside of that, outside of that, yeah, Virgos, you know the vibes. You know what I mean. I think that was already three or four months. And the shit I seen. They was hot in the bay.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Yeah, they had the little baby bump. No, one little. No, no, now it's a little grown. Like there's a whole nigga in there. We celebrate every bundle of joy. Nigga here now, nigga here. We celebrating them little shits. That is true.
Starting point is 00:59:17 I keep telling my parents now, I don't give a fuck how much y'all fight. Like y'all got along when I needed you to, I'm here. That's the end, we have had it. Go on over there and not get along for fucking 60 years 70 What else what else what else is super important or unimportant I feel like a lot happened But I did Did you did you get a chance to listen to Scissors Deluxe?
Starting point is 00:59:47 Yes. Get your thoughts on it. We touched on it briefly, Paul. Um... Scissors Deluxe I enjoyed. I listened to it a bunch more. I have some different thoughts than I did before. Better or worse? It feels like a bunch of demos to be honest. You took the next sentence out of my mouth.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Yeah. While I enjoyed it. I think she's too talented to not make good music, but it felt unfocused, I guess I would say. Yeah, it felt like, let me just hit the vault with these good sounding scraps and deliver it. Are we mad at that? No, not at all.
Starting point is 01:00:27 No, no, no, no, no, I'm not. Because scissor on a laundry day is better than most of the field. So it's some good slaps on it. I mean, I was disappointed because right when I thought scissor was about to scissor on a couple of the songs, it ended. So like you're giving me a lot of these two minutes,
Starting point is 01:00:47 two 10, I know what a SZA bridge sound like on this. I know what a, right? Like, and it was supposed to be like the R&B, but I saw when she can't help but get into her bag. She got, she, yeah. And they sound good. They sound good. I ain't like them, but.
Starting point is 01:01:02 SZA and I mean, I'll get into this this a little bit of this when we talk when we review Beyonce, but it's like It's it's difficult for the greats today for me Because they've been so great How do you how do you how do you do it? You've already pushed every boundary You've proven yourself to every demographic from 10 to 80. Look, like what else is there for Beyonce to do? And that's what I think they start challenging themselves and we start dissing them when they start to try to go do other shit. Yeah, like I've already mastered this over here, right? Like I know Kung Fu. So
Starting point is 01:01:40 let me go try some other martial art shit to go, you know what I'm saying? And we diss them, yo, they went away from fam. I did this shit to death. Yeah, but this is so that pop so the pop She did the last time I like that I love that shit. I didn't like the possible. That was my critique for me. I love that album that I was crazy That's what it was too much of it. That's why I like the deluxe though. It's not as much of it on there I'm not mad at experimenting, you know, taking a step over here trying something different, but still give me, I'm one of the fans
Starting point is 01:02:09 that I want what I became a fan of. Okay. So don't isolate me by completely experimenting and going over there. Like I still want it to be majority of what I'm here for. So you can do the extra shit, I'm cool with that. But like for me, I like it sprinkled in. I see it from both angles.
Starting point is 01:02:29 He not wrong, because yo, dog, if I'm buying your album, I'm assuming that I'm getting this, because this is what your brand is. And not them fucking flutes. That's why they put that, it gotta be. Look, but if I mastered this, like y'all saying, if I already mastered this and I did it To death and artistically I'm over here, right if you're a fan
Starting point is 01:02:50 Right ride with me over here. I'm not mad. I disagree with that Because if you're a fan, I said I see both. Yeah, cuz I don't have to be that that's that's staying culture to me Where it's like I'm just gonna rock out with whatever you do. We don't have to like that's true Like you could experiment and do something. I don't think that's dangerous. You can experiment and do something and I not like it. That's true, a thousand percent. So I don't have to ride with that.
Starting point is 01:03:12 That's true, I agree with that. Yeah, but if my experimentation is going to eventually lead to a different sector of greatness, then I'll take that. Niggas dissed the shit out of 808s. I remember that. I remember. Niggasas this that she did they hated that shit what Kanye is different what happens is people diss him Because they I wasn't talking to none of them people they don't really know what people expect with them people were stupid early No, hold up for a minute because I don't give a fuck niggas were maybe it was niggas this in a No, hold up for a minute because I don't give a fuck niggas were maybe it was niggas dissonate
Starting point is 01:03:53 Y'all was dumb early. It was early signs that 808 was about to do something different Bro, niggas hated that shit Niggas absolutely hated that shit I'm like one of them at first Yeah, at first I very quickly started seeing them call it a classic. Yeah, it's her quick. It turned fast It was um that one and for me, uh last train to Paris when I first heard I was like, this is not I'm cool and Years later is like oh my god. This shit is amazing. Hmm So it happens. Yeah, like so I don't think none of this the Lana
Starting point is 01:04:22 Deluxe thing. I don't think any of this really pertains to I don't think none of this, the Lana deluxe thing, I don't think any of this really pertains to. I don't think she was particularly daring. No, no, no, I'm just saying, in just the music. I'm sorry to bring it back around, back to Lana Alba. It just felt like demos. Even to the fact that it really sounds like they had the same reverb and EQ on everything and just left it.
Starting point is 01:04:40 What do you think the purpose of the release was? I think that. They do have a tour coming up, so I mean that may be part of the inspiration. Well, SZA, if I remember correctly, had been promoting the R&B portion of a deluxe for a year. Yeah, she has been talking about it for a while. I think that she was working on this maybe very early in the year, heard the Euphoria
Starting point is 01:05:09 beat playing distant from another room and walked over there and quickly saw that Kendrick had a plan for the year and it probably made some sense. I'm freestyling right now. Don't think I spoke to somebody and got this. I just think she heard something, went in there, seen a man on a mission and was like, you know what? You got it. Let me hold on. You got it.
Starting point is 01:05:35 But the timing couldn't be any better. The streets is now asking for a Kendrick and SZA EP joint project. But I mean, you say the timing, it couldn't be any better. I mean, they told us at the top of the year with that list that everybody that was dropping. Yeah, TD, you took the year. And I came in here and said, I don't believe that shit.
Starting point is 01:05:54 I know, and then they called me. And I came back and said, oh shit, y'all, hey, I owe y'all an apology. Mad calls for this shit, did I say? For real, I'm gonna get my head stomped. That's a call for that? For saying, I don't'all an apology. Man calls for this shit, did I say? For real, I'm gonna get my head stomped. That's a call for that? For saying I don't believe you? Yes.
Starting point is 01:06:09 Well, I'm glad my people's older than called me. Good. No, fuck me, fuck me. Fuck me. Shit, shit. Good, that, that, I didn't even think that was bad. But yeah, I didn't believe it, but they've dropped everything this year.
Starting point is 01:06:22 That they said they were gonna drop. And she was on the list. How do we feel about the road rumored punch scissor split? I'm saying rumor because I don't know it to be a fact. Yeah. It's been a bunch of cryptic tweets and Instagram posts. I'm not a lot of each other. I think that's usually like an indication. I think that's all marketing.
Starting point is 01:06:42 Why? Just to get talk, keep talk going. That's it. Same way they do the, I used to always say that when artists start beefing with one of them punch because they want a release date. They know the release date already. Let's get on the internet. Let's get the people talking.
Starting point is 01:07:01 She said something. I saw them tweet. She put the text combo up. she wanted to put out more music and he responded and said, oh, let's let this breathe for a minute, let's wait till Christmas or New Year's or something. So to get people saying more music is coming again. Like, he was like, oh yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:18 They move too militant and secretive for just, I assume anything that ever hits the blogs or social media from anybody directly there is a plan. It's deliberate. They just don't move that way. Ain't nobody running their mouth over here. Ain't nobody really venting against them like that or except one person, but you see what happened.
Starting point is 01:07:39 So I think all of this is part of marketing for them. They sit back and say, we're gonna throw up the beef. I would agree with you. And even if it's not. The solid niggas over there. Even if it's like real, that doesn't tell me what's to come like it normally would in a artist management split. When they said that Kendrick was leaving TDE,
Starting point is 01:07:59 the internet was all in a fuss, and we've seen nothing but Kendrick, TDE ever since. Family unity. So yeah, our paperwork might say that we done right now, but our blood and our history and I couldn't even see how that would make sense for SZA. Now granted, there are some people that feel like, oh, I want to flourish on my own now. It's been long enough. So I get that.
Starting point is 01:08:24 But SZA is Crim de la crim top of the top. Yeah, they did it They did and whether you fought with punch or did not the whole way through y'all did it So even if this is over for real What is that? How could you be bad at that part your next run? I could see you Calling the guy that helped I could see you calling the guy that helped. And them helping. And them helping. I could see that happening. Even if we were completely not there anymore.
Starting point is 01:08:49 I could still see them. So I don't know shit about shit. But I know like Ice just finished saying everybody over there comes off as a stand up person. So I don't think it will be the normal. The normal Hootenanny. See if this was another label, I'd have totally different thoughts on a lot of this. I don't think it'll be the normal, the normal Hootenanny. See if this was another label,
Starting point is 01:09:06 I'd have totally different thoughts on a lot of this. Like even the Lana album dropping as the SOS Deluxe. And I think I touched on that when we did the Patreon. I was looking at that. You touched on that. Pause. I was looking at that, like that was weird to me because this is a whole new album
Starting point is 01:09:25 Yes, but you tied it to this to your two-year-old album as a deluxe Mmm, so I'm like was that the middle ground? Oh, okay. You want to put more music out fine? But you got one out. I don't I'm free styling too. You got one album left This is not gonna count as your one album. So we'll let you put it out as the deluxe. So it's still SOS, you still owe us a project, we still got work to do, but that's the way you'll get this album out. I could see that if this were another label,
Starting point is 01:09:55 because like I said, I've talked to artists that were down to that last album, trying to get the album out, and the label say no. No flutes. We're not dropping until we renegotiate for two more albums. And if you don't wanna renegotiate, we don't drop this album.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Listen, Scissors Big Jersey, I look forward to whatever she's doing next. I am enjoying, even if it is a bunch of demos. No, that's the light. Like I said, she's incapable of making bad music. She's fucking in there killing vocal runs. The melodies are incredible. All that shit is great.
Starting point is 01:10:29 It just feels half cooked compared to the standard that she has set for herself. Yeah, I would agree with that. I would agree with that. Or maybe that's why it's the deluxe. Maybe. We're not gonna make this a standalone if it's this. Yeah, it could be that, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:43 You know what I mean? We'll attach it over here so it lives under this project. Yeah. Somebody over there call me and tell me everything we wrong about. Oh no, they're gonna call you. That's how podcasters get information now, just by saying the wrong shit publicly.
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Starting point is 01:13:21 Sad as hell too. Depressed when you lose that fantasy. Yeah. Depressing. Especially when you have a squad and you knew you could do it. No. You've been getting your ass kicked and you've been in laughing stock for the last how many years.
Starting point is 01:13:35 Now you want to shit on everybody. But you had the squad and you think you could do it. Best team in the league and here's the kicker. You said Kyron Williams and Poker. Yeah. Just those two. The rest of his week. Kyron Williams and Puka. Yeah. Just those two alone it's 20 points. Jaden Daniels, Puka, A.J. Brown, Brian Thomas Jr., Trey McBride.
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Starting point is 01:14:29 So I'm not losing money, but that don't make it feel good. Yeah, that don't matter. I wanna win, my nigga. I hate losing more than I love winning. I agree. I do. Me too. Yeah, that's competitive.
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Starting point is 01:16:11 Parks is absolutely right. Yeah. I picked him up just to my Dolphins fan, but then he started going crazy. I was like, oh shit. No, he goes crazy. Yeah, he goes crazy. When the Dolphins need a tug, he gets it.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Yeah. He gets it. Mel Ford. Yes. Tell us about your live stream you did. You did a Christmas live stream. I did. I was blessed enough to catch it.
Starting point is 01:16:31 I was fortunate enough to get to lay eyes on this thing. I missed it, unfortunately. I heard something about this. You missed it. I didn't know about this. You missed it? I missed it. You missed it?
Starting point is 01:16:42 It's still there. I heard a little rumors, but. Go catch it before it's gone. You gotta hurry up You missed it? It's still there. I heard a little rumors, but. Go catch it before it's gone. You gotta hurry up and catch it. Mel, tell us all about it. Okay, so it was my. Horrible. What?
Starting point is 01:16:54 It was horrible. God damn it. It was bad. That's fucked up. Oh wait, let Mel tell us. I had her like, I hate this. Tell her what you think. You're such a fucking asshole.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Come on, Mel. It was real. Cause I didn't see it, him what you think. Hold on. It was such a fucking ass. Come on, Mel. Because I didn't see it, so I want to hear it from you. It was a smoking hot mess. It was a fucking disaster. I heard some QVC selling shit. Yeah, I heard it was some PHT. I heard it was like PHT.
Starting point is 01:17:16 What's PHT? Your version of QVC. Oh, shit. I heard you were selling mops and shit. They didn't do it. Hey, hey, hey. I don't know. I didn't see shit. I didn't see it. I didn't see it.
Starting point is 01:17:26 I had some really good shit to give away. What you gave away? Okay, so first of all. It's your fault that you don't talk to her. You know what you should say to her and you don't say it. I don't even, I don't know. So she just wanders into the world. I don't speak the male and the outside world.
Starting point is 01:17:42 But that's what I'm saying, you should. Because she just does this in the male and the outside world. That's what I'm saying. You should. Because she just does this in the world. With no guidance. You need a little bit of guidance, man. You know what? Fuck you. OK? So what you give away, man?
Starting point is 01:17:53 That would fix it. Some guidance? Any tutor. Any type of mentor. Fuck somebody. OK, listen, listen listen you sack of shit. Fucking say something positive. Uh, you look great.
Starting point is 01:18:10 You look great. Low egg and fruit right there. No, you look great. Say something positive. You were jumping on a trampoline. Okay, now hold on. Let's back up a little bit. The man show is back? Let's back up a little bit man show is back
Starting point is 01:18:27 Let's back up a little bit. All right, Joe I'm asking you to say something nice about the fucking production You look great Producers made you look great. I mean they get they gave you I mean you do have a piece of rewatchable content. Did you like my set, at least? The set looked nice. Thank you. The set looked well to do. How was the trampoline?
Starting point is 01:18:50 Thank you. Put all the energy into the set. No. Yo. Okay, so this being my first season, there's a lot of throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Oh, the set did look nice.
Starting point is 01:19:03 Oh, this is the- That was a nice. Oh, this is- That did look nice. Thank you. Nice little treat. Listen, one of the things that I've learned about 2024 is to fail forward. Okay?
Starting point is 01:19:14 Okay. Fail forward. Not everything. And also another lesson that I've learned in 2024- Hit them with it. Is that perfect is the enemy of good. That's true. And sometimes, sometimes good is all you're gonna fucking get. And that's good enough.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Cory, get the fuck out, okay? Just get back up and get the fuck out, okay? So I wanted to do this YouTube live. I wanted to do Melissa's favorite things, kind of like what Oprah used to do. I do not have Oprah money. I don't have Oprah production, so we did the best that we had with what we got. I had a lot of products, send me things to be featured, and then I had all the stuff that I really liked as well.
Starting point is 01:20:00 Started my Amazon store, and one of the things that I was talking about was a mini trampoline why you ask Well now you stripped down the Santa suit to get on the trampoline I see what you did there Yo I can't find it I'm gonna let you I'm not saying anything So you were selling the trampoline?
Starting point is 01:20:19 I'm not saying a word she was selling ass Yo She was up there selling ass You had on a little Why you looking I don't want no smoke on a little, why you looking, I don't want no smoke. You looking like you about to come in. I don't want no beef with you. No, no, no. I had on.
Starting point is 01:20:31 You are, but why are you ad-phishing like this? I'm not ad-phishing. It really is things that I really like and bought with my own money. But then there's other things that like, you know, anyways. I have a timestamp from it. I'm not going to play it because then they're the vibrating trampoline no there's a vibrate a vibrational plate oh she started talking about our Horford's weed company and segue that and then segue that somehow into like some menopause shit.
Starting point is 01:21:08 It's true. So what? Suck a dick. Okay, I have a lot of women who are either perimenopausal post or heading towards it and their sleep cycles are fucked. Wait, was Daisy right there in the little bag the whole time? Daisy took a shit on the set. Daisy shitted live on the set.
Starting point is 01:21:26 Daisy shitted live on livestream. For real? Yes, her stomach was not doing okay. Oh, poor Daisy. And we know that Daisy's- She's somewhere safe, right? Yeah, she's in her bag. Mel, don't do this again.
Starting point is 01:21:43 All right. Stop. No. You know what? You need to be a little bit more. So let me. Go. Supportive. Go on.
Starting point is 01:21:56 In your endeavors. We got to talk about that, though. Being supportive? Yeah. Support amongst friends. Like, remember like when your man come and give you the trash mixtape and tell you I'm rapping? When is the time to say,
Starting point is 01:22:11 you calling my whole thing trash? Hey, stop doing this. Or should you enable your friend and be like, yo the forklift niggas is paying 14.50 a hour. Yes, yo go get jobs. Go do some constructive shit out there. Not you. Yo, did it prove beneficial?
Starting point is 01:22:30 At least? Yeah. Yeah, extraordinarily. You got some ads. I have a lot. I have a lot cooking for second season. I just decided to just peruse. Are you watching it right now? I'm not lying.
Starting point is 01:22:46 You'll see. Listen, you know that I keep my fucking cards close to the vest. Okay? I don't tell y'all motherfuckers everything. But, alright. You're such a hater. You're such a hater. Cory, why are you? I'm around as you do.
Starting point is 01:23:04 I heard you were jumping up and down on the trampoline. I was jumping up and down. Okay, so the reason for the trampoline, okay? With a little outfit on? Yeah, it was like a spandex. It's not a little outfit. I'm wearing the same shit I wear in the gym. It was spandex.
Starting point is 01:23:16 But it wasn't one time it's on around. I wear spandex in the gym. As you should. As you should. You bounce it. No, but check it out when you get a minute. But for real, just lay eyes on this thing. The reason why. You bounce it. That's what I'm saying. It's. But for real, just lay eyes on this thing. The reason why I said to you, to me, trampoline is my favorite. One of my favorite things.
Starting point is 01:23:34 Oh, you know what? Feel free. You are free to send help my way. You are a project. You know, I think it's like, you know, I think it's love a project. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. You're gonna see. You're gonna see. You're gonna see next year. That's true. Here's my final rag on mail question for you and then we could talk about Beyonce. I went home and thought long and hard about your billboard inquiry. I'm asking one question and I'm leaving it alone forever.
Starting point is 01:24:08 I watched it back like 90 times. That was a great episode. Classic. Should have went triple. No that was one of the best episodes ever. She was out back. But everything you was saying to me in regards to the billboard, ain't that the same shit that Redacted was saying to you? No. Do you remember what one of my points was? Hello? Hello. She's talking to you big dog. I said two words. It's over now.
Starting point is 01:24:49 I said two very important words. No, I'm done now. Yeah, I said two very important words. What? Sweat equity. And speaking of sweat equity. Beyonce, man. Beyonce.
Starting point is 01:25:02 What a Super Bowl performance. It wasn't the Super Bowl. You are shite, Steve. What the fuck? Beyonce Did anyone here see Be I did We don't want to start with the bullshit Mariah pulled What you do she did the Christmas song which was lit lit. Like it was great, it was great production there on top of like a skyscraper decked all the way out.
Starting point is 01:25:30 But I was just like, you're not gonna go to the game and do it at the game? Like it's pretty recorded clearly. It's Mariah. I know, but this takes the fun out of it for me. Not coming to your football game. Not coming to your ass. No, no. Your little, what's that?
Starting point is 01:25:46 Where is this? Your little game that you got. In Texas? No. No, no, no. I'm Mariah Carey and y'all are y'all. I'm gonna do it here. And y'all gonna take this video.
Starting point is 01:25:57 And you're gonna be happy. No, take this fire stick. Load it up. As soon as you plug it in, I'ma pop right up. It's right there. And do my numbers. That's it. Yeah, sorry, Roger. Probably fucked his name.
Starting point is 01:26:09 Rog. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. I mean, I don't want to start with this. I mean, what do y'all think about it? I don't want to come off like, but. Well I hate it that I had to
Starting point is 01:26:26 watch the Ravens game to get that after us losing. I really did not but again my whole the entire house is Behov. That shit was on like four TVs yeah so I loved it. I liked how she had the black country start. Like this was some black shit. It was. Yeah, blackity black, black shit. So I like how that's her, like that's their thing and they, her and Hov, and they kinda make sure to throw that in your face every chance they get. So I liked that part.
Starting point is 01:26:59 Yeah. Song selection, I'm still not a fan of the country album. I like that shit. So I was glad when Texas Hold'em came on, we was all. This is my shit right now. Let's go go out the bank Yeah, yeah, but other than that and it was great to see her and blew up there together. That's just that was cute Yeah, that was cute That's my takes on it though, yo, your homeboy So that's my takes on it though. Yo, your homeboy.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Kss, kss, kss. You all right? Is his eyes glazing over? I can't see him from here. I'm trying to just listen to the takes. You can't possibly have a bad take. I gave you my take already, which is when you're the pinnacle of greatness,
Starting point is 01:27:38 it's just tough to exceed that. That is my take. Like I felt what y'all are saying about her in blue the 9 million times I've seen her in blue on stage. They showed up. I saw the show with all the A by water aluminum foil shit. I saw Coachella, I saw this, I saw when HBO came out. Like I've seen it.
Starting point is 01:27:58 She's great. She's great. But I feel like once I see it, I don't think anything new is happening to where I need a new take on Beyonce show looks like a Beyonce show to me now. Yeah good point. That's sad to that Level of desensitization. Yeah. Yeah that the greatness is just the bar. So yeah, exactly like you Unappreciated I've been great for long enough Frank like LeBron played the other night without mad people on his team had like 39, 15 boards it's like yo dog how old are you again? Like oh all right this is just the level this is
Starting point is 01:28:35 just the level that Beyonce is at the level it's a short list of people that's at that level where you expect that. It's very short. That's what you expect so she gonna have to figure out she gotta go I want to see Beyonce in the Vegas sphere. I can't that will be that I want to see I want to see Beyonce On the shuttle to Mars or something like you gotta do something different I'm astronaut's been stuck out there for nine months got like go perform on Jupiter Greatness is greatness, right? But you can tell that the whole crew, them niggas was moving like fucking Rhythm Nation up that bitch. You don't know how Janet Jackson, all them niggas was in, like that shit looked like
Starting point is 01:29:17 thriller. Like they would just. Total synch. That shit is total synch. Like that shit is crazy. And. It's always impressive. Look, I'm not even trying to be horny.
Starting point is 01:29:25 Yo, she looks amazing. She looked amazing. Get horny on it. She started to, you know, get a little little plump. She mean after she had two babies, she scaled that shit. She looks fucking amazing. She does. She looks like she's 22 or 23 again. Now, it was just it was an amazing performance. everybody saying Kendrick got his work cut out on form
Starting point is 01:29:48 Stop it. I don't know. I'm just saying I just think it's too totally different. No, I think it's totally different things I think that Apple's that I was just the internet people be in Gotta just we got it. You guys work. No, I think I think they've added well Yeah And Hendrick also get up there and start getting and don't let him get in rhythm nation back Like he I'm not comparing him to Beyonce But no, I could you know how to put he know how to put a show on actually That's the point that uh when we was talking about Drake in the stadium versus arena and yada yada yada granted
Starting point is 01:30:20 Maybe he could fill out a fucking arm stadium a Stadium but a lot of people that went to the show is like i don't know if that's a stadium show i don't think he has that whole karaoke put the mic out walk back and forth on the huge square is just not a stadium show so kendrick we've seen i'm not worried about it's a lot involved in the stadium show bro. It's not the same. It's levels, bro I just watched I was watching a bunch of them clips from Chris Brown going over to Africa doing that show Stadium I was just about to say Jay-Z and whoever the fuck got to get over it
Starting point is 01:30:56 I was looking for the after party photos and picks and they had Damn. They ain't come across my feet. But no, Jay-Z and them, whoever the fuck is out here picking the people, they gotta get this boy his shot. Cause I think he, after watching Beyonce get up there and get busy, the only other person I'm like, yo, they gotta get this nigga Chris Brown's shot. Never happens.
Starting point is 01:31:23 No, no, I don't think he give a fuck either. I don't either. If he just gonna go figure out new ways to be seen. I could just go do it. Fam, he was lying around that African arena like a jet pack was on his ass. So it was 90,000 people in there. Two nights in a row.
Starting point is 01:31:41 Back to back nights. Wow. I don't know what kind of cameras Netflix had but the game looked a little different Did it I'm like I got the 4k Not at all I was like, what is that? Yeah, I get them cameras was My streams ain't fuck up at all. Exactly Netflix Yeah exactly Netflix figured it the fuck out. Yeah. They said that shit did like, the first game was 24 something million people watching
Starting point is 01:32:09 worldwide and the second was like, one was 24.7 million, the second was like 24.3 million. And her show was 27. So a couple three more million tuned in for Beehive. You guys really stunk it up. You stunk, your team stunk it up. Yeah they did. It didn't make a very enjoyable early game.
Starting point is 01:32:30 Did not, yeah it did not. Hey, neither, the Texans didn't either. That's true. That's true. Stunk this shit up. And my- They scored two points. My spanky on Lamar, know that he's gonna pull him.
Starting point is 01:32:41 Needed him to get 220, he had 170 and they pulled him. I'm like. You would pull him, there ain't no reason for you to be here to keep him to get 220, he had 170, and they pulled him, I'm like. You would pull him, he ain't no readin' a band cube. Of course, 1000%. Do y'all think that Netflix halftime Christmas performances becomes a thing? If they don't do it like that.
Starting point is 01:32:57 The next two years, the next two years, I think, will determine who they go get, and what the level of performance is for the next two people. Do y'all think that Netflix continues to deal with uh continues this deal with the NFL? Yes. Yes. Yeah, absolutely Netflix is looking to move into the lot like they got they got wrestling starting and paid a grip for wrestling Yep, they got wrestling start in January In the billions. Yeah, really? Yeah, I'm in the air billion. I don't know how multi-year
Starting point is 01:33:24 I don't remember. many. Multi-year. I don't remember, I'm not looking it up. Multi-year, five billion dollar deal, something crazy like that. The NFL for one day got 100 to 150 million for the day package. And that's the thing. It's the holiday remix shit.
Starting point is 01:33:40 For the day, for those games, for the day, I need 100 to 150 million dollars. Sheesh. And they ran ads. Yeah. Well, that's why they did the deal. Yeah, no, no, no, I get it. I get it.
Starting point is 01:33:52 Because you ain't no tellin' what they went and charged them ads for with them numbers. I think they're fine. You don't say? I think they're fine. I just think that's, they're gonna have to pay it like they're way ahead. Yeah, they are. They'll pay it like they're weighted. Yeah, they are.
Starting point is 01:34:05 They'll pay it. But you know what people do, what's your Macaulay was crazy when he was doing that. Put Squid Games to the day before, and then the day before the day after. Right after. Oh really? Yeah, Squid Games to the day after.
Starting point is 01:34:15 Anybody watch it? I watched the first one and a half episodes, I ended up going to sleep. I've been stuck on Ultimatum. I do not get it. I do not understand. You just re-watching it? No, I've never going to sleep. I've been stuck on Ultimatum. I do not get it. I do not understand. You rewatching it? No, I've never seen the season.
Starting point is 01:34:29 Season three. Oh, oh, oh. Brand new season of Ultimatum. What part don't you get? Why people do this? I don't get nothing about this. Me and my girl already seen season one and season two, so we don't even fight no more during it.
Starting point is 01:34:44 That's why I figured if y'all watch it, they don't even fight. we don't even fight no more during it. That's why I figured if y'all watch it, we don't even fight no more. Now we just laugh and like have chemistry together. But she reading your mind. Look at this dumbass. No we dog her nor I like if I was a comedian I would spoof this show. I think the show act like a spoof. I would spoof this show. Me think this the show act like a spoon. I would stay in there. I would spoof this show Yeah, I'm saying your name. My partner is not at a level to where I'm gonna watch you I'm gonna go meet all these couples and then the next day watch be single and watch you at the pool With this with one of these niggas. It's not gonna go the way it went with Nick and I'm It's not gonna go like wait
Starting point is 01:35:29 You're gonna be talking to some nigga and he's touching all over you while I'm at the bar behind you, but aren't you with a girl? That has nothing but that's the other thing I don't understand I'm not even not even able to do that premise of it me if I'm alone I'm not gonna be with my girl for however long I'm with her Meet all of these couples and then go couple off do a switcheroo And now I'm all they moving real fast on that show they move it too fast They found somebody to do a trial marriage and shack up with within an hour of being separated from a party That's why I will go very different niggas knew what they was going there for I don't care So I'm gonna not talk about some of them niggas went there for the turn up. Yeah
Starting point is 01:36:15 They are in here just for the whole pass Him and that white girl pissing me off the whole time now with me and my girl got a line in the middle of the night the whole time now we me and my girl got a line in the middle of the night Two of them couples got the fuck out of it in the middle of the night You know you have what hey they put them in the trial house with the trial marriage for one night Nigga got the text in this girl text and I do met up at the Starbucks at three in the morning Came back at around nine packed a bag and got the fuck out of this and that would be me and my listen Shannon That nigga put his hand on your shoulder one more game
Starting point is 01:36:49 That happened last season. Yeah, I believe one couple last season and the trial date shit. Yo, yo, yo, yo, come here Look, oh, he got out of there. Excuse me Can I talk to him for a second and next to you know, came up on the screen? They left one girl get to crying get to crying every time honey good honey good in the girl sketching a vibe She come over here start crying. He gaslit the shit out of what she went over there You're holding hands with her already. She's like he said who? You can't even say that right now, yeah, I'm looking at the girl No, it is no not me
Starting point is 01:37:24 Not me. I've been telling you for the whole No, oh you know you wouldn't hold me wouldn't have held hands with my girl at the bar behind me I can't you can't even play with my girl. I don't get it. I would feel uncomfortable even if she didn't wild out Yeah, I would still feel uncomfortable. I don't know how far you got but the nigga Nick it was about three in the morning Nick is on a door banging on the door really you passed me like Fred Flintstone Wilma. I'm only on episode 5 we just started 5 and we got through the first four and a half hour we looked up that shit was I think episode three is called ghosted. That's the one where they got out of there.
Starting point is 01:38:08 They left. Oh my. And they left. So now look, look. So the couples that left, the people that they partnered with in the trial, she's still there. So now you there, your girl is off with the trial marriage with with her nigga. But the person you was with left. They dolo, you dolo. So you dolo. So now what do you do?
Starting point is 01:38:27 Nolo. You out. You're out? No, you ain't out, you still there? No, they just in the house by themselves, looking dumb, watching they partner fucking be in love over there. I'm shooting that something out.
Starting point is 01:38:38 Yeah. Hey yo, you really don't like Keith, do you? I'm shooting that something out. You crazy? And yo, that show, the dating. Double jab. do you? I'm sure that's something else. And yo that show the dating When you dating like the dating scene y'all getting so much bullshit off in
Starting point is 01:38:52 the dating scene. Y'all Yeah, man. I got seven siblings. I was homeschooled too. Yo Yo, it's oh my god I come from a big family too. Oh my god, you talking about it's fake. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
Starting point is 01:39:14 yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, They bonding over jack shit in the dating scene out there. So you know the L shit? The Lashays are terrorists. The nigga JR that was with the white shit. I hate him. Nick was downstairs, directly underneath the shit that they was in.
Starting point is 01:39:38 You gotta keep watching. Oh that's why he's crying on the couch. That's why he's crying on the couch. I saw that in the teaser. That's why he's crying on the couch. He heard the nigga busting his, whiz? Oh no. Oh no. Feet in position.
Starting point is 01:39:47 Cause they would've fucked in the hour number one. First of all, they kissed. They kissed ASAP. Nigga, I'm tellin' you, they went there one bullshit. My girl can't kiss no nigga and I'm right there. And he took her there. Yeah, no. And nigga, JR put the motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:40:00 JR Black. He the artist and his girl left. He in there just drawin' shit now. So time out, JR Black. He's an artist and his girl left. He in there just drawing shit now So time out jr. Black. Mm-hmm. He gots a debate of white Black black easy. He's one. Hey, I'm watching my girl say I bet you this nigga is a trainer I'm a professional trainer Me as one of these bum training ass niggas. Oh my God. Check it out.
Starting point is 01:40:26 That's not an ad. That's not an ad. I got fish. It's dog, dog, dog. No, no, and no. The Lachez are terrorists. Shoot this whole fucking house up. All that shit they do over there is
Starting point is 01:40:37 terroristic activity. Reunite. Nick and Vanessa Lachez should be arrested. I agree. They sitting there, they was my favorite part. They at the long table during the, the, choose up. So how are you all feeling now? I see you had a rough night. I'm like yeah to your benefit bitch. This is your show. You want as many rough nights as possible. Yeah. They're talking about this is a challenge
Starting point is 01:41:01 where you just you challenge yourself. I'm like, yo, I was What else what else what else ask you a question real quick, um, are they blowing your phone? I'm trying to find out how much you hit for Dog I got that shit riding in in an uber Yo, yo, why you ain't tell I'm like yo fam leave me alone, please Yo, why you ain't tell me? I'm like, yo fam, leave me alone please. Like, it's, it's, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 01:41:28 Fucking money. I don't like how people act. See what money does? Money change people. It's nasty, yo. Money, no, it just reveals your character. I concur. That's what we keep saying to you. We keep trying to tell you that.
Starting point is 01:41:44 Yo, you said you had like an emotional intelligence test for us? We keep trying to tell you that. Yo you said you had like an emotional intelligence test for us? Oh yeah. I was going to save it for Patreon. But yeah I brought a booklet. We all going to take it though right? And you're not taking the test? No I'm administering it.
Starting point is 01:41:56 But then you can get one of us to booklet and we can administer it to you too. No we got other staff. Have you ever administered before? She would be tight as hell if she scored lower than any of us. Word. She already probably know all the answers. I wouldn't put it past you. Uh uh. Uh uh. Administered she's hell if she scored lower than he was were She already probably know all the answers. I wouldn't put a patch you Believe that haven't cracked it we know like macaroni and cheese We know I would never yo did anybody start watching the jackal
Starting point is 01:42:27 No, it's all the day of the jackal right dog. This shit is I didn't start watching the Jackal? No, what's up? The day of the Jackal, right? This shit is, I didn't start watching it, but everybody and their mothers and my DMs like, yo, that's fucked up, y'all go over all these shows, yo, and y'all didn't start watching the Jackal? It's on Peacock. I saw on something. It's on Peacock. I haven't been over the cock in a while. I hope you never did.
Starting point is 01:42:43 I mean, that's your business. You right, I'm not judging you, I mean, you know that's your business. You're right, I'm not judging you, my brother. You good. The day of the Jackal, they said the shit is amazing. Yeah, I've heard that. I'm on the agency. I think that shit is highly overrated, but I started watching it
Starting point is 01:42:57 because everybody started telling me to. It's a little complex. I'm on like episode four and it's some spy shit, but it's eh. So don't bother. How's the acting? Your man is in it. Michael fucking Fassbender, I know.
Starting point is 01:43:12 Fucking Fassbender. Then you Fassbender. Oh shit. No, no who's in it? No, you and I fucking bothered. The bat, no look. Wait, does he have someone? Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:43:21 Fuck you. Stop being shady as shit. Yo, what's the real? Yes, he's married. Yes, he as shit. I'm asking. What's the real... Yes, he's married to Alicia Baconda. The real pretty black girl from... Jodie Turner. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:32 That little... How's her acting? I don't know. Who cares? Yeah, she's good. We don't care. That's good. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:43:40 She's stunning. Yeah. What else? What else has gone on out there um I guess before we go any further while y'all figure out whatever we going to next I want to say uh rest in peace to NeNe beautiful NeNe on on Instagram transition passed away a couple days before Christmas I got my heart my heart aches for these Christmas deaths. One, any holiday shit. But two, I mean it's not, I don't know all the
Starting point is 01:44:12 details of it but if what I'm hearing is true I hate you niggas. Y'all are pieces of shit. Like she was a mother, like she was a mom with young kids with Christmas approaching. They're selling vapes with fentanyl in it. Really? That's nuts. That's nuts. Sheesh. Yo, I can't even imagine.
Starting point is 01:44:33 I can't even imagine going to buy a vape, like just to vape. Word. And it's fentanyl. I don't even understand what the purpose is of that. Yeah, yeah, like I don't, how would you put it in? This is devious, bro.
Starting point is 01:44:45 What does that gain for you financially? I mean, if I had to answer, I mean, my vape is littered in somebody else's, I don't think it's worth it. I hope that they find, if that story is true, I hope they, I 100% hope they find a person responsible for selling a vape with fentanyl and get them the fuck off the streets, man Yeah, yeah rest in peace
Starting point is 01:45:10 Rest in peace also want to say rest in peace to OG Marco. Oh Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, they put out a family it was a rumor going around before but about an hour ago the family put out a statement and Said what you know that he did pass. Yeah, So I'm sending a rest in peace to him as well. Rest in peace. Mm. Rest in peace to anybody we lost during the holidays. And hold your head to anybody out there that may be going
Starting point is 01:45:34 through a dark time during this holidays. Depression is up. Crime is up. Everything is up. That's not lost on any of us. So yeah, prayers, prayers, prayers. 1,000%. For sure.
Starting point is 01:45:46 How y'all feel about this Jay-Z, Busby shit? That's an interesting turn of developments. Yeah. What happened recently? Because I've heard some more stuff about Busby himself. Like, that was the main dude leading the charge against Deshaun. Oh, really? Yes. Wow. They said that was the attorney that was on a Deshaun Watson shit.
Starting point is 01:46:07 Old ass Snapple facts, that came out weeks ago. We haven't potted about it. We said that. No? I don't think we did. No we didn't. No we didn't, cause Parks just said it. That was new to me.
Starting point is 01:46:19 Oh got it. Yeah nigga. Oh he's stupid. Maybe, I'll take that, I'll wear that. It's fine. Yeah but how do we feel about it? Apparently they went to court. The judge said that Jay-Z will not expedite the judicial process.
Starting point is 01:46:35 They allowed for the victim to remain anonymous and apparently had some words for Alex Shap, Alex Shapiro, Hoves attorney, and said that all your tricks are not gonna work or something to that effect. So small win for Busby at the moment, but long game. Yeah. I think it's telling that Jay got on an offensive. Why? Because most times these people don't get on an offensive.
Starting point is 01:47:07 They play the defense. Now it's like, yo dog, you trying to slander my name, now I'ma come for your jugular. I think it's a little different. Yeah, and I think that's where this win came from, is that he's pushing very hard to get what he wants immediately. So from what I heard, again, from what I heard,
Starting point is 01:47:28 Jay was the first person to sue Busby months ago. Jay's name was never in that suit. The 13 year old shit was via versus puff. So then why they came to him, they came to him and tried to say, yo, we'll include you in the suit. We want some spanky. And he was like, suck my dick. And then they said that Jay went and put a suit on Busby.
Starting point is 01:47:47 So his 13 year old shit is a counterclaim or in retaliation to the suit that Jay-Z put forth on him. Months ago I heard. That's, I think we talked about it, but it's a little, no. I told you that we did, but y'all told me, shut up, so fuck y'all. No, we did talk about that part.
Starting point is 01:48:04 I mean, we talked about this part here too. It was, his name wasn't in there, he was unnamed. Yes, like we'll, you know, we went to you, we talked to you, a demand letter, with demand, we sit down and talk about this. And they told him, Hope told him fuck out of here. And for even coming to me with a demand letter, I'm gonna sue you.
Starting point is 01:48:21 Yes. Which, from what I've read, a demand letter is normal. Gotcha. It's a part of any civil, you know, before we get there, the first thing I wanna do is let you know, hey dog, I have something that I'm- We can settle this, we can settle this. Do you, not even settle,
Starting point is 01:48:37 do you wanna have a conversation about this or not? And then how you proceed is, will dictate how I proceed. Gotcha. So you proceed, they'll how I proceed. Gotcha. So you proceed, they'll suck my dick. All right. Well now I'm gonna go suck my dick and hit go a suit. Yeah I'm gonna go to the courts. I do think, I think this is gonna be a long fight. I'm with hoe getting on the offensive. If I know for a fact I didn't do none of that shit. I know with absolute certainty y'all of that shit. Don't put my name in this. And I understand them trying to expedite it.
Starting point is 01:49:08 Like yo dawg, I want to clear my name as soon as possible. Let's go. I want this shit because again, this could have the potential to affect a lot. So I want my name cleared tomorrow. Nigga, my wife and daughter just performed yesterday. You know what I'm saying? Like yo dawg, get that shit out of here. And I wouldn't spare any expense. It's just interesting that this was the judge's take
Starting point is 01:49:30 on everything considering the interview that just happened on NBC. Like where the victim had all her facts wrong, like significant facts. So it's just interesting that this is the direction that the judge took. Yeah, but having your facts wrong on NBC is different than having her facts wrong, like significant facts. So just interesting that this is the direction that the judge took. Yeah, but having your facts wrong on NBC is different than having your facts wrong
Starting point is 01:49:49 in the court of law. That's one, and it's still due process. It's still, you can't, because you're Jay-Z and you're a billionaire, you still can't jump the line in the court system. That's what the judge is saying. That's what I was saying. I'm not in disagreement with that.
Starting point is 01:50:02 I'm not in disagreement with that. I don't see it as a big win for BuzzFeed is everyone pushing it. It's just the judge saying, yo dog, we not, we going through this the right way. We're playing this out the right way. You ain't special nigga, you a citizen. And to the part about her facts being wrong.
Starting point is 01:50:17 Like she said, she had talked to a couple of the members of the band was, I think it was Good Charlotte. And then it came out where it's just a year was wrong. And listen, let's just sum up the shit that was, that was my question. I'm just saying some of the things that were pointed wrong because they said it was the 2000 VMAs. I think it was like the 2002 VMAs,
Starting point is 01:50:42 all of that shit would track. So like if they got the year wrong we don't know. But again let this shit play out. For the next season of America. Yeah word. The 2025 version of America is on the way and the trailer is crazy. Starts in January. Yeah this shit is better than Game of Thrones. Starts in January. Yeah, this shit is better than Game of Thrones. Starts in January. That teaser right there, I don't know how they did it, but absolutely fire, we shall see.
Starting point is 01:51:13 Speaking of, just wild years and shit, skills went back and did a wrap up again. He said he wasn't doing it, he just dropped it today. I didn't get a chance to listen yet, but he just jumped out there early and was like, yeah, you ready, I'm back. Did a 2024 wrap up. See what it sound like.
Starting point is 01:51:29 You're that murder. Nothing but positivity for skills. It's big of you, bro. Yeah. I keep telling y'all, what do I know? I don't know what that means, that head gesture. What do I know? If he decided to start writing, you know. Then he would find a pen and decide to do that.
Starting point is 01:51:50 What would that have to do with me? Smart. There's only one MCB, me. That's Lil B. Arsenal, right? Arsenal just got his fucking boost from me. You better watch your mouth. Arsenal just got cooked in a flame broil.
Starting point is 01:52:04 Flame broil, yeah. Did you see it? Yeah. You saw it? Yeah. Yeah, I saw it. I saw it. Arsenal is, that's my man, it's a big jersey,
Starting point is 01:52:12 so I'ma chill. There you go. But, yeah, nigga. Anyway. Anyway. Yeah, child of skill. Ish, why do you keep getting surprised when I tell you that I'm trying to be less of whatever I am next year?
Starting point is 01:52:26 What is whatever? Can we clarify what that is? Obnoxious. An asshole. A dick. Abrasive. Piece of shit. Yeah, I mean.
Starting point is 01:52:37 Later on. I mean. I don't know. Yeah, I guess. I wanna be. You know what, I'ma shoot you some bells. I wanna be less of that. Cause I just saw you win piece it up with that with black Oh, yeah, I did see that tweet or Instagram post or something
Starting point is 01:52:52 So I'm gonna shoot you some but maybe you are trying to be different because you know You went out there and you know, you you pieced it up said you walk down three flights just to come shake his hand Oh, oh, yeah, I didn't know all that. That was the extended tweet That was the tweet the deleted tweets came back. Oh shit. Yo again, again, again. I've sat here and said, suck my dick to a lot of people man.
Starting point is 01:53:17 A lot of people. Going on 45, I just don't have it. I don't have it. I said many parts ago, I ain't got no beef with Vlad no more. We did our beef. We did our beef. Am I gonna go and sit on his platform and do the, I'm not doing any of that, but do I have a beef with Vlad? No. Do I respect what he's built? Yes. Did I go through the time of Vlad suck my dick when I see you was up? Yes. Today, no, it's not about that. You're laying down the gauntlet. I'm in Bergdorf shopping for you fucking bums,
Starting point is 01:53:53 pieces of shit. And I'm mad about it too, because I don't do Christmas shopping. So I ain't even out at the time where I would see all of these people. Oh, your gift pissed me right. Anytime you walk in that walking that Louie's about at 90 minutes you gonna sit there I was in the one in American Dream and spent about two hours in there yeah man nah I hate that Christmas shopping shit hey hey whoever I didn't get a gift for I went to the bank got a
Starting point is 01:54:21 couple dollars there you go and you got cash. Get out of here. That's a good gift. I'm in Bergdorf, Vlad is in there with his wife or relative or I don't know, but a woman, and I see him and I'm not sure it's him because I ain't seen him up close in a while. He got this new rich white boy look going on with the beard and flurry hair. Rich white boy. Hair transplant.
Starting point is 01:54:44 Yeah, but them niggas, he went and did some shit. So I'm looking like, he said Joe, I said Vlad, we shook hands. You hugged him? No. And he asked it out. Alright, get the gun out. I'm asking you. I'm asking you as you sure as well.
Starting point is 01:55:00 If it was one of y'all, I would do it too. I know, I'm asking you. You know what it really was? Because he was working out and shit. You know what do I really want that issue right now? In Bergdorf? Yeah. If you got slid in Bergdorf?
Starting point is 01:55:16 That ain't Starlix. You can't get slid in Bergdorf. Yeah the big niggas ain't gonna come save you. Big niggas, wait. I don't want to step on the joke. I don't want to step on the joke. I don't. Yeah, man. That's what you think happened?
Starting point is 01:55:28 In my last crap, you think the big nigga saved me? I don't believe him, though. I told him he was lying. I told him. I said, nah, not my man. Bitch, you got it, man. Not my man. I told him, not you.
Starting point is 01:55:41 In 2025, I don't want no beef with you. I ain't be, I don't never want no beef with you. I don't never want to be I don't want beef with you Logic who else anybody that I don't Joe button has No in a bag beef leg It's some of you niggas out there just pretending to have beef with me because it's valuable to you And I let you cook. I still don't pop out and say, yo, who the fuck are you? I don't have no beef with none of y'all.
Starting point is 01:56:13 And y'all don't know what that is, yo, I'm relentless, man, it'll be up for the next 10 years. But at 45, I'm trying to do things differently. It was good to see Vlad have a conversation with him, happy for him. I'm happy for him. I'm happy for anybody out there that figured out a way to win it in this cockamamie mess.
Starting point is 01:56:30 Anybody that figured out a way, congratulations. They deserve it. They deserve it. They deserve it. They're shit hard out, man. They deserve it. They deserve it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:56:41 Maybe we are getting a new Joe in 2025, man. I mean, I'd be doing myself and all of us a disservice Maybe we are getting a new Joe in 2025, man. I mean, I'd be doing myself and all of us a disservice to remain insane. Now I gotta see what the next version of Joe look like. Do y'all put any stock into that what the next version of yourselves looks like? All the time. Absolutely. All the time. Is that all you guys got? Absolutely. All the time. Is that all you guys got? Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:57:09 Yeah, I mean, is anybody going to expound? Oh, you know me. I'm I'm. What would somebody see? Venturing out into the. Bigger building shit like an hour hood. Niggas is commercial. Niggas is throwing up shit crazy. So that's where I'm headed.
Starting point is 01:57:27 Downtown, right? Is that what you meant though? All of them. They get that bill. They get that bill. They can text and raws every night. They can text and raws every night trying to get something taken. Yo, you want to come up here bad too.
Starting point is 01:57:36 We do it. We do it. No bullshit. Bad. Them niggas on my line. Yo, come on, man. We can do this. We can do that.
Starting point is 01:57:44 We can do that. We can You do it, you do it. You do it. No bullshit. Bad. Them niggas on my line. Yo, yo, yo, come on, man. I'm like, we can do this, we can do that, then we can do that. It's not me, bro. They don't understand that.
Starting point is 01:57:53 They on my line. You know we're running for governor, they on my line. Shout out to Roz, man. Shout out to Roz, Maraka. I'm not mad, innit? How could you be? Get your shit off out there. Ice, man, parks.
Starting point is 01:58:04 But wait, is that what you meant? Did you mean or did you mean personal development? I Think they tie in but Mel's right man, you don't think so. No, well, I mean You always talking about getting money and getting rich and doing orange. No, I'm just saying but if you get more money They're just talking about no, I don't know. I don get more money. Is that what you're just talking about? No, I'm not talking about it. No, no, no. I don't think that has anything to do with a different version of yourself has to do with personal development, growth, accountability, shit like that. That's what I'm referring to and I was asking if they tie into it.
Starting point is 01:58:39 Yeah, that's what I meant. No, but I think they tie into it. I think that when you get the more money, the money opens you up to more freedom. Well, you know, he's going to get back to the money. No, no. I'm saying I just think that they tie you and I think that they're tying to when you get the more money the money opens you up to More we know you go back to the money I just think that they you know personally about your character Just start procrastinating less I'm sorry. No, I want to start. You gotta even start. I want to go get the video from last year.
Starting point is 01:59:05 You know, we know him. Never say that again to us. We're your friends in here. Give me another one. Give me another one. All right, that's dope. You're gonna start, that's all good. You're gonna start seriously.
Starting point is 01:59:15 Yeah, that's good for you. It ain't, it ain't. You gonna finish school? I doubt it. What would somebody see to each of you? What would someone see? I got this multimedium too. What would someone see that about you
Starting point is 01:59:32 that you couldn't see because it's in your blind spots? What is in your blind spot that is enabling you from seeing something that exists within you guys? I'm told that I have, I lack patience and I thought I was extraordinarily patient but I got told that I'm not. Okay. I got told I have very significant road rage
Starting point is 02:00:02 and I can be negative sometimes. And all of this was just a shock to me. I'm sorry that you went through that. But now I have things to work on. Different version of myself in 2025. Okay. I'm leading by example. Who's leading you by these? For me it would be being a better communicator.
Starting point is 02:00:32 Just all the way across the board and I know it. I've had it pointed out and certain people that are very important to me have been pointing out certain things. I'm like, okay, now I see it from a different lens, I need to communicate certain things a little bit better. And it's holding me back, actually. In what way? A lot of ways, honestly. Hey, y'all, I had a great joke. Get it off.
Starting point is 02:00:56 We up here to joke. I'm good, I'm gonna keep it. Nah, you ain't gonna make it, because you be crying. Oh, shit. You ain't gonna make it, because you be acting like a bitch all the time. This is the time. This is the time to get the joke off, not when I'm not here. I'm good.
Starting point is 02:01:08 Ooh. Ooh. Yeah, but I call Cap on it. True, true. When you're not here, you come back on the dot. Yo, yo, so what you said two days ago? That's why you say it when I'm here, my nigga. You good, you good.
Starting point is 02:01:22 Ah, boo. Ah, boo. Come on, come on. It's cool. It good, you good. Ah, boo. Come on, come on. It's the last part before the new year. Give me something about it. Coochie making niggas self-reflective. Yeah. There you go.
Starting point is 02:01:35 There you go. Yo, nigga, none of this said, yo, communicate. OK, all right, I gotta talk more. Got it, all right. I got you. Damn. I got you. Damn. I'm gonna work on time management. Spread myself too thin too often.
Starting point is 02:01:50 I need to figure that out. Pause. If applicable. I ain't gonna hold you. Y'all niggas in parks are perfect. Like, y'all niggas. Y'all, I gotta just communicate more and things will go. I ain't not true.
Starting point is 02:02:04 I think I'm're pretty decent guy Yeah, I told her on the patients like your name and shit that don't necessarily have to be Unique to you. Well, you asked us I know something unique to y'all pieces of shit and Fly all around the world Boy not everybody out there is a wild boy. Pause for 2025. I specifically speaking to something unique about me will try to be less of a wild boy. Okay. I need more patience too. No, but I am a bad communicator. That is the season of bad drivers out there. Now's the time to get some patience. Oh, God. Now's the time to get some patience. Deal niggas drive.
Starting point is 02:02:47 You learn. They are a mess out here. It's bad. And you keep yelling at somebody, they're gonna jump out and catch your little asses delight. You better leave these motherfuckers alone. People be going through some shit. That's true.
Starting point is 02:02:59 I don't fuck with road rage, dog. I promise you. I don't fuck with that. I be wanting to, but. I be wanting to, yo, if it ain't yo everything especially if you're coming there harming me Yeah, you got a big bro. I little middle fingers No, no, no, okay, I have put all of that in my rearview mirror, okay the times where I
Starting point is 02:03:20 Swerve my car in front of yours. So you can't get out and get out of my car and- What? All that's- You jumped out the car? Yes. You're U5 too. That's not Billboard. We didn't put you on the Billboard.
Starting point is 02:03:32 It was a long time ago. Stop whining before you get on the Billboard. Those days are over. Another Billboard. How can we put on a Billboard? Those days are over. I swear, see? Look, I'm working.
Starting point is 02:03:41 I'm working on the patience. Working on- You jumped out on the right one. That's what happened You guys want to get accomplished next year that you didn't this year are there new goals? Huh am I being corny and cliche? I don't want to say my good y'all gonna start laughing. We know even if I do I will want you to succeed in it This segment is over actually you ain't never gonna be the allegations They say on every clip to come out you just stuff in your face. Now they might now pull doing on purpose
Starting point is 02:04:20 No dogs, I will hold you. I would look I know it's Before he started zooming in on you. That little sandwich you had, that was some tilapia with some motherfucking white cheddar mozzarella Swiss. No it's crazy, it's respectful. Now everybody in here get one in the morning. Marinara sauce, whatever that sandwich was. I ain't care what they was talking about.
Starting point is 02:04:40 I'm like, nah, I'm eating that. It got a little close up on it. I was like, oh shit, I want some of that. Pause. That shit sound kinda good right now too, I'm not, nah, I'm eating that. It got a little close up on it. I was like, oh shit, I want some of that. Pause. That shit sound kinda good right now too, look at that. A Tilapia with marinara? No, no, I know what you eat. Nah, I'm sure it sound good.
Starting point is 02:04:54 Yeah, that shit is the truth. What else, what else, what else? I wanna send thoughts and prayers out to Kodak Black, who looks like shit and y'all don't care. But I've been saying that for over a year Hey, if y'all want to let him go to a Ravens game like that, so be it If y'all want to keep putting the camera on some are greats why they not in the best shape So be it you did it to Delante West who am I to think you won't do it to Kodak Black Kodak Black
Starting point is 02:05:20 I love you. I want better for you and you don't have to live that way. He looks like Absolute shit he does you know? I love you. I want better for you, and you don't have to live that way. He looks like absolute shit. He does Said and I feel like I say that probably bi-monthly So Kodak black. I love you Somebody out there. I wish you would go feed I spice a Lunch box a care package a a sandwich, subway, anything. Maybe she likes being this size right now. Maybe she does.
Starting point is 02:05:49 Maybe she does. Don't need your butt to tell you you need to eat to live on earth. You're telling me about what people like about themselves. Got it. High spice, we love you. Just go ahead. Bodega, chopped cheese.
Starting point is 02:06:05 Anything. French fries. Anything. Yeah, come, no, please, you have to eat to survive on this planet. Hate to be the one to break a few. She might be eating healthy now. True.
Starting point is 02:06:16 And exercising. Been eating bullshit. That's what she said in the song. Say I'm skinny, say I love the way that I'm eating my oats. She eating oats. Oats, oats, got it. I swear, we love that, bro.
Starting point is 02:06:28 Yo, stupid me, I just want people to live. I just want people to live a nice long life. Health is wealth in 2025. Come on, gotta do it. Wait, so you tell us any of your goals are to do. Yeah, yeah, nigga. I started with mine. What was your personal goal?
Starting point is 02:06:42 Well, I started with, I want to be more mature, less obnoxious, less abrasive, less opinionated. I want to be less of all the things I give out there. I do. Okay. In terms of goals, I want to get us to fuck out of here at some point. It's cool for now.
Starting point is 02:07:04 Yeah. I love it, I love it. But yeah, I'm looking around. I'm looking around. Yo, y'all can stop the think pieces. Yeah, yo, that shit is a hack. They're not. They're not gonna stop. This is actually gonna make them think piece more.
Starting point is 02:07:17 True. Just so you know. What's the think pieces about? Everything, bro. Why we're here. I feel like you were transparent about it. Not enough. Nobody feels like that.
Starting point is 02:07:27 No, not enough. They made their own duct tape up. And what I'm going through personally is totally separate from why we not over there. The long and short of that is the bylaws of the town because now the town is involved says that you cannot film anything in any of those buildings. That's the long and short of it. Now you could choose to fight that and go to court and spend the money but somebody over there got the town involved and that's what it is. and that's what it is. For me, I didn't want none of my people to continue to be surveilled and scrutinized and treated that was a certain way. Yeah. I never
Starting point is 02:08:14 want that. So we'll truck it on back over here to Queens for a few and then we'll get to it. I'm already on, I'm zillowed out, I got every real estate agent in New Jersey on the case. Good. When I tell you that there are some beautiful things out there I didn't know but I'll be opening till old Zillow that's like an addiction oh yeah that's great dog yeah but why don't I have 23 million for that for that law right there? And this is that you know for 22 million in New York celebrate I seen some shit the other day the nigga walked in on this floor you look up it had two levels of spirals you Look down and had three I was like this shit was in the middle of new
Starting point is 02:09:03 Cuz me ice was driving the other day we was coming from Albany and He's like no, I need a backyard. I'm like no ice. They got some backyards in New York These niggas had greenery on like this rooftop shit. I was like and bitches were back you buy you buy that out Everything everything is coming to that house with a there are some really really really beautiful list I don't know if we go in warehouse Everything is coming to that house. There are some really, really, really beautiful listings out there. I don't know if we're going warehouse, abandoned firehouse, home, building. Cory, me and you are going to square up when we leave here. This is my man.
Starting point is 02:09:39 Cory is always in the depths of it with me. Always. So we find a way. Niggas can't fuck with us. I guess he's still in find a way mode. I mean, not so much. They gotta live like this no more. Put your magnifying glass away, dog. Wherever we came from, where we going,
Starting point is 02:10:03 is going to be just as comfortable and beautiful. Cory's sending me to damn church in week week talking about we get a tax exemption if we pray. Hey, hey, hey now. And they know, hey now my ass, we are not going to film this podcast in a church in week week. And then I'm stupid ass, that's my man, So I listen to him. I scroll to picture number three. It's the kitchen of the church
Starting point is 02:10:38 So anyway, so that's what we do it's a fixer-upper So that's what we do. Need some work, it's a fixer-upper. I'm getting out of here. Hey, hey, hey, you and Ian Corey, y'all talk this fixer-upper shit all you want. I got a few months over here before I better see my skyline in the sky. Some blue water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, y'all could, I see the thing pieces, they are hilarious, but that is the long and short of it.
Starting point is 02:11:05 You're not allowed to record, be grateful that we got it off as long as we got it off. And that's that, man. Hold up, let me see what Corey's doing with that email. The kitchen in the church. That's hilarious, there. Look at this. Look at this, look at this. Look, look at this.
Starting point is 02:11:25 Look at this. Look at this. Hell, dog. Right here. Look at this. Take that and just scroll. Anywho. So yeah, that's what's going on.
Starting point is 02:11:34 So yeah, some of my goals include getting us out of here for the new year, making sure everybody is just comfortable as we have been and as we were. And my homeless is yours to everyone in the room. I appreciate that, Parks. I don't want to sound like I'm not grateful because I super appreciate that. Cory, in what world?
Starting point is 02:11:51 I would like to have my studio back at some point, but other than that, it's been fun. Would you be in a desk with me too, man? Oh yeah. You do. Thank you. In what world? Would we go to this church and do a podcast? Cory, what the fuck? Huh? Him?
Starting point is 02:12:06 You get tax exemption. I get that, but him? But they probably have fancier churches that you can get tax exemption at, regardless. Dog, we are going to Alpine New Jersey. Crestgill. They lucky. Dimaris. They lucky, I'm looking in this little, my little cash bracket. If I had an extra four, five, shit, Inglewood. They got a nice little nine million dollar house.
Starting point is 02:12:31 I said, no, we not gonna do that. We're not gonna do that. Nope. I said Cory's a nice shit. I would need a lot more days out of you guys. I said Cory's a nice shit. Two days wouldn't get it done for what I'm trying to get. But we'll see.
Starting point is 02:12:43 We'll see. Listen, shout to the first and last time listeners, shout out to the day one, shout out to the people that won't be here tomorrow. We appreciate every last bit of it, man. But yeah, I anticipate 2025 being a really, really good year. You're excited for this trip, man? Costa Rica.
Starting point is 02:12:59 Yes, yeah, I am actually. I am. What part? Pack my bag, I don't know. I don't know. Where, where ever the jet land. having a gentle out there with a jet land We're going over the fuck you talk about out of America
Starting point is 02:13:09 What part you want to get into your well-traveled bag with me? I don't give a fuck about that anywhere anything of this or anywhere That's not Jersey Land with a palm tree nigga somewhere. Yeah, I'm out here Palm tree. Yeah, whatever's over there, I'm out. Costa Rica, few days, finally doing a group trip with like, people, your friends. Yeah. Your friends, people you fuck with, their significant others, their wives.
Starting point is 02:13:36 So I look forward to that, that's gonna be real nice. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. That's gonna be real nice. Y'all got any New Year's plans? Yeah, I'll be with you somewhere. I'm talking about the rest of the- At the Four Seasons in Costa Rica, nigga, the private party that I've been fighting You know got any New Year's plans Yeah, be with you some time about the four seasons That I've been fighting for two weeks for sure we had a section
Starting point is 02:13:54 Wait, what do we I think I might go down so I gotta bring some dress up clothes, I guess My head that bird off now get that gel make sure that Superman curls work just get some white linen I Guess white cheese on nine. Oh, yeah another country. Yeah, okay cream egg shell Just get some white linen. I guess. White? She's from 90s. Oh, yeah, from another country, yeah, I get it. Cream, eggshell. What you said you're going to Virginia or some shit? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 02:14:13 Visit my mother. That don't help it. That don't. I don't even know what that mean. That didn't ease the pain, nigga. Virginia ain't a spot. No, it's good if your mom is dead. It's cool. Visit's cool if your mom is dead. It's cool.
Starting point is 02:14:26 I'm gonna visit my mom. Why? Why you doing that on New Year's Eve? It should be lit. Yeah. It should be lit. Oh my God. Ice Freeze, what you doing?
Starting point is 02:14:38 Nah, we probably hit the city or something somewhere. We gonna be local. All right, so nothing. We just got the kids. All right. We got two nights free, that's it. Can't really. Oh, that's good though, shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:46 So, nothing. We ain't going to Costa Rica. I know Big Mel Ford's going somewhere. Nigga, Big Mel Ford, you see the braids? Oh yeah, Beach is coming. Y'all don't know what that means? Yeah. Beach is coming.
Starting point is 02:14:54 Boy, you gotta get your get back now. If you think you don't have to get spit in the blossom. If you think she don't know that. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture.
Starting point is 02:15:02 You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't wait to take a picture. You can't back now. If you think you don't have to get, spin the block. If you think she don't know that. Wait to take a picture. You think she don't know that. She's gonna make up on today and everything. She better go do something and put it on the story.
Starting point is 02:15:14 That nigga playing around. Don't do that. Yo, nigga. At Christmas time too. That get back's gonna. You seen the caption, Joe? Oh my God. That shit can make your soul burn slow.
Starting point is 02:15:26 No, not really. But yeah, I'm gonna, uh, Cancun. Oh, okay. What the fuck? Why me? Why you gotta look at me? Because I saw the look on your face and you're hiding your face. What do you want to say? You just have to shoot over here.
Starting point is 02:15:42 What do you want to say? I don't know nothing, Big Mouth. Cancun is beautiful. It is. Oh. Oh. Damn, son. You going with what name?
Starting point is 02:15:53 What's your vixen friend name? Natasha. Natasha. No, I'm not going with Natasha. Okay, shout out to Natasha. But if you were, it wouldn't be done. Did anybody? You going with Shawn? Nah, it wouldn't be done. Did anybody?
Starting point is 02:16:06 Go on, show them. Nah, she gotta show them now. Shine light on her. Shine light on her. She gotta show them now. You gotta take a tail feather out there. Sometimes you gotta pop out and show them. Yeah, nah, dead ass. Especially if niggas is loving their girls.
Starting point is 02:16:21 Fuck wrong with these niggas. Fuck wrong with you. Ever love your girl after In horrible news The woman that was burnt burnt on the train they caught the guy He wasn't hard to catch Insane that nobody did help to put a fire on nothing. I told y'all a story before when the dude fell
Starting point is 02:16:53 on a train tracks and he was trying to get off the train tracks. Motherfuckers pulled their phone out instead of going over. The train was coming. Instead of motherfuckers going over there trying to help them pull them up, they pulled their phones out. All right, I get that one. I don't. No, I'm saying I understand.
Starting point is 02:17:05 That's crazy. I understand you being like, I'm with you. Or the one that fell in the train tracks. Somebody on fire. You're a piece of shit. Take your coat off, my nigga. Take your coat off and try to beat the fire. What are we talking about?
Starting point is 02:17:22 That sound real easy to say you're not on fire no no we're saying for someone else to take their coat off and go run and wrap around them while they're on fire fire yes yes okay something see that's why podcasters don't really need mics because we sit down here with all our good thinking asses. And then I watched that video and was like, what the fuck? Could you imagine looking to your left or your right and seeing somebody on fire on the train?
Starting point is 02:17:56 I didn't think it was real. I've been telling y'all for years, stop taking them trains. Well, that's something we gotta, come on dog. You can't tell niggas stop taking the train, bro. I can if you ever took the train. Some people can't help itiggas not taking the train bro, I can't if you ever took the train Some people can't take if you have taken the train then you can walk there Listen you talking and I was in New York for the blackout. Yo, just go from Long Island
Starting point is 02:18:20 People just to get a little earlier within vans walking from Wall Street to a hundred 91st Street You've been on the train before then every day is an emergency Joe so if you live in like Merrick, Long Island, and you gotta come into Manhattan you walk got leave early What's my man they in man that walk from New York to California Yeah, whatever Posner Posner Mike Poser Mike Posner or Posner I forgot how long it was. Papa Rossi following me around. Get out of here nigga.
Starting point is 02:19:08 I'm tired as hell. Bring me a water. Bring me a water. I thought that that video was fake as well because of the cop that was casually strolling by. I thought it was fake because of the person that was on fire. Just standing there. Anytime I've seen fire burn like I expected to see some jumping like I like jump and make it worse you run it running makes it worse I'm just saying when I saw the video they
Starting point is 02:19:32 were just standing there stop drop and roll stop drop and roll in my brain like that's in your brain from when you're a kid but everybody necessarily go to my brain would have to get past the shock of being on fire and that's why that's why this is one of the crimes I am waiting for the 30 for 30 on it no I need to watch this I need because they not giving me the answers to the questions that I have like what was I doing when somebody burnt tried to burn me on fire word how did I get lit my entire body on fire I don't know depends on what kind of clothes you got on like if you got on some polyester or Word. How did that get lit my entire body on fire? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:20:05 Depends on what kind of clothes you got on. Like if you got on some polyester or some shit. And what they use as an accelerant. They could've just. All right, next topic. No, I'm just saying that shit could go, my nigga. Yo, issue can't. All right, so don't take the train
Starting point is 02:20:18 and don't wear polyester. Pollyester is gonna get y'all burnt up. Rest in peace to the lady that lost her life in this crazy ass. That's crazy. I'm glad though. Hey, two step authentication, not for gum fam. Now I gotta wait for the text. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though.
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Starting point is 02:20:38 I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. I'm glad though. gum oh yeah that's annoying yeah it is hey to to that though a two step authentication not for gum fam now I gotta wait for the text I'm gonna go to
Starting point is 02:20:51 leader store yeah yes that's me yeah I want to know I'm not mad at it no I'm mad and these niggas out here wiling you know I got got before so I'm not mad at it they are wiling I got buying gum actually I was buying gum they must have scam us you whatever what if I had a little skimmer on yeah, whatever 10 minutes later target all types of iPads and shit going up I'm like, you know, they got the fake shit on the on the scanners in the bodegas. What's that? Yeah, it's the plastic shit that looked Yeah and gas stations at the boat Yeah, all that shit y'all saying is cool
Starting point is 02:21:26 until you're on the phone with the bank and they say, all right, hold on, we're gonna patch you through to the automated system to see if you pass the identity test. They passed me right through. You forgot your pen? Which one of these companies are related to you? I give them the right answer, bomb.
Starting point is 02:21:46 Don't nobody know it but me. I'm killing this shit. Here come the next one. Which one of these schools did you go to? That one? Bergen. Oh. The Bergen school?
Starting point is 02:21:59 E, none of the above. Hey Daisy, this ain't that bullshit live stream you was on. You come over here with that shit. Oh! Stupid ass automated test is going to say, you have failed. You forgot your answer nigga? No, I was the right answer.
Starting point is 02:22:17 I told you there was no such thing as a Bergen school. You don't know the fucking right answers. I told you there was no Bergen school, my nigga. No. I told you that man't no Bergen school, my nigga. No. I told you that. Fucking Bergen school. Oh man. Nah, that shit is annoying, bro.
Starting point is 02:22:32 You were transferred. No. Who? What? You're right. Why you take everything as an insult? What's wrong with transferring from the school because you're having a hard time? What hard time?
Starting point is 02:22:44 With the other You said you was four foot five or some shit I was early yeah Joe I had Napoleon but yo anyway, um That shit happened to me with coinbase Keeping it a buck look Shit popping out here Bitcoin going crazy XRP' crazy, XRP goin' crazy. I'm tryin' to get them niggas some more money. A skirt.
Starting point is 02:23:10 I couldn't add no money, I couldn't pull no money, I couldn't make no trades, I couldn't do nothin'. For like three or four weeks, my nigga. Why you didn't hit me? For what? Right. You know Coinbase, people? No, nigga, I done gave you somethin'.
Starting point is 02:23:23 I ain't gonna let Coinbase people? No, I didn't gave you something. I ain't gonna let Coinbase freeze you out this shit, you crazy? This nigga's so stupid. Hold a couple of Bitcoins. Yeah, man, yeah, I'll take it. Take it as a tushy or whatever. It's not Katachi. There you go, it's a tushy, man. But no, dog, that shit was kind of scary
Starting point is 02:23:42 because yo, they get around to you when they get around I was calling niggas for three or four weeks. I came here talking to Erickson. Yo dog, you just be fucked So imagine what happens when all alive people now about to be not working for the banks no more You gotta go through everything automated. That shit is so annoying Yeah, I think there's any truth to the to the the rumblings of by the year 2030 will be already in four day work weeks. I can see that. Absolutely. I can see that.
Starting point is 02:24:09 This is 25. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. I can see that. Because what's happening is a lot of people never went back to work after COVID. A lot of people still hybrid. Oh yeah. A lot of people are hybrid.
Starting point is 02:24:21 But a lot of companies are like demanding their workforce come back. Which I get to a point, but- Very few. Yeah. Four days. Most jobs you can do in four days a week. Sure. As someone who's worked regular jobs, like, you don't need to be here this.
Starting point is 02:24:37 You don't often. You said as the one? No, I said as someone who has. So what does that mean? The three days a week? No, we got some workers in here. Yeah, I was about to get offended. You ain't one of them.. I was about to get offended.
Starting point is 02:24:46 You ain't one of them. I have more regular jobs. Y'all pay me back. The people I love most. The people I love most. What's the word? Circus City and Sears. Taco Bell for that term.
Starting point is 02:25:02 I'm a Circus City. Wasn't it one of them? The Wiz. The Post Office. What you did? How old was you? 17. Post Office was a good gig. 18.
Starting point is 02:25:15 Yeah, 18. I don't know what the fuck you doing. You fucked that up. Fuck rap. It was seasonal, Christmas time. Good job. 17. Yo, 2020, something about the hour.
Starting point is 02:25:22 I forgot the name of it. The Sorter, whatever the was order. I had that Sears how long and sears? Yeah, nigga. You ever been a sears? I got the fuck out of We weren't about to be it was a short stay It wasn't about to be, it was a short stay. It was a short stay at Sears. The Wiz. How long? Mad long.
Starting point is 02:25:52 What's mad long? I was at the Wiz for years up until I got stabbed. I got stabbed at 20. I was there about three years. Oh. Okay. So you worked at Wiz, the post office and Sears at 17? No not at 17. The post office was seasonal. I did uh the Wiz. Yeah math. No which is right.
Starting point is 02:26:16 What about New at 730? You know you about to. The Wiz is right there by Newport. And when I got stabbed and couldn't work there anymore, I was, the Sears was in Newport. So- Oh, you worked Sears after? Sears after the Wiz. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I couldn't work at the Wiz no more. Put them out of business.
Starting point is 02:26:37 Big joke. Right on the side, those Sears had electronics too, huh? They shoulda known how to put me back there with the Compacts. The Compacts and the pro scans This nigga what I could get you to pro scan for the low Pro scan it was the RCA Fancy TV. It was the best TV bro at the time. Yes. This is before good TV
Starting point is 02:27:02 the pros Yes, this is before good TV And most importantly I Got a record dealer 21 that's what we say. I mean, I mean. Yeah, but that's when the work really started. None of y'all got a fucking national hit at 21. Mm-mm. We speaking about the work. Anything?
Starting point is 02:27:32 Do you have a slap that still come on in the garden when you did? Like, no. You got one? I don't. Did they play Pump It Up when you did? No, I was. Of course.
Starting point is 02:27:40 Of course they did. They play Pump It Up now, eh? Now, this is how they play Pump It Up. Did the crowd give you yours? No, no, no, no, no, no. They put you on the screen? I don't go to the Garden on celebrity time. I go there as a normal patron.
Starting point is 02:27:51 But you're a celebrity. And I would think that if Pump It Up came on, people would be like, oh, Joe! Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. What role you was in? You took the word out of my mouth, yo. I was behind the bench, behind the second row. You didn't see the picture in the group chat? And Jason Hart do like this?
Starting point is 02:28:08 Josh Hart. Josh I mean? Shout out to Josh Hart. Yeah. Shout him out. No, he's fine. He dope. No, he's fine.
Starting point is 02:28:15 I like him on Lakers. To the Lakers. Right over there to the Lakers. That nigga play hard. Yeah, nah, that was a good Christmas game. That was a, it was good to get up and go to the game. That's dope. It was.
Starting point is 02:28:27 That's fly shit. That's super fly shit. That's super fly shit. Do you want to wake up with your baby? No. I'm going, can we go to the Knicks game together or not? Hating. Talking about we going out of town.
Starting point is 02:28:40 I'm like, all right, let me get a little FaceTime though. My baby at the age where you can see when he mad to Baby just got a shiny face and a grill Next year next year next year You gonna put your foot down We feel about me wanna fight man She told my son she's trying to go she's what you want to do us and know what you, this whole day is mine. Motherfucker, anyway. Or not.
Starting point is 02:29:27 Oh, I love her, man, I love her. What else, what else, what else, what else, what else? While they think about what else, I wanna tell y'all on Instagram, you ladies out there, if your IG name is Bodybyesuchandsuch, guess what the one thing you gotta have is? A body. A body. A body.
Starting point is 02:29:45 A body. I'm just teasing bitches, it's making me fucking sick. They faking me miserable out here, body by such and such. I go click on this shit and it's fucking Twig Newton. All right. I feel like the ones that, the Instagram names that start with body by are usually like.
Starting point is 02:30:02 Workout chicks. Workout chicks. They're fitness influencers or they're trainers workout chicks had a hard time with Christmas and all them dishes you had to get dressed a few of y'all popped up on my shit with clothes on you know what you do you look down go to my bitch oh no no no you look there motherfucker don't got the Air Max's on no more. They got to put some real shoes on. You be like, I see.
Starting point is 02:30:28 I get it. Yeah, I'm not playing with you. I got you. I'm not playing with you. I got you, mama. You got the, you bought the clogs back? You know what I mean? I got you.
Starting point is 02:30:40 Go get them spandex back, girl. I got you, fam. Go get that Lululemon, man. Go and get right. Go and get right. That got you, fam. Go get that Lulu Lemon, man. Go and get right. Go and get right. Joey Badass whoops some ass. Yeah, he did. Joey Badass whoops some ass in some store in Brooklyn.
Starting point is 02:30:54 Sneaker store looked like a something. I don't know if I would've slipped that uppercut. He threw that shit from a weird angle. And that shit connected, too. He threw two of them. That shit was like some other shit. I said, oh, okay, Joey. Joey's throwing them things.
Starting point is 02:31:08 No, he fixed the situation. Yeah, he did. He fixed it fast. Real quick. And it looked like he was really trying to be diplomatic. Yeah, it did. Like, I got too much to lose, my nigga. I don't want no problems.
Starting point is 02:31:21 Yeah, yeah, no, it's true. Shout out to Joey, badass, man. He was never a nigga I looked at, like he didn't have no hands. Yeah, yeah, no, it's true. Shout out to Joey Badass, man. Sure. He was never a nigga I looked at, like he didn't have no hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, he can't fool me with all that TV rebrand and shit he doing. And when you see him out, he the nicest nigga.
Starting point is 02:31:34 Like, you know what I'm saying? Every time I see him, he come up to me, speak first, all that shit, like that's fly. So, it looked like he was like, yo, bruh, I don't want no problems, my nigga. You are a pauper, I'm worth a couple M's I don't want no beef. You won't be suing me Motherfucking homeboy coming back out next season
Starting point is 02:31:53 What's his name? Oh on the show? Unique unique coming back. I want no beef with you Roscoe. Fuck away from me, yeah. Fuck away from me dawg. Sometimes that's what niggas want. Shout to him, but Christmas is just another time that I wouldn't want to have to get in a scuffle in the street.
Starting point is 02:32:16 Yeah, bro. I mean I'm glad he won. There ain't no time I won. Don't nobody want to be fighting nobody, period. No, no, that's not true. The niggas out here who ain't got shit to lose, who angry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was about to say, especially as a celebrity dog.
Starting point is 02:32:28 That's what they want, yeah. The fuck you sitting in Central Bookings on Christmas time? Yeah. Ugh, good. Yo, I do not know what is going on with Ray J and Princess Love. And I know Ray J, so I'm not going to speculate about nothing is going on. But if they happen to put out screenshots of what's going on,
Starting point is 02:32:53 I will read it. And I did. And he had the Zoom. Not at all. Biggest could be. Biggest could be. Well, that was the sounds of children. I don't have a take on this.
Starting point is 02:33:05 I just want to say, yo, Ray J is my son, yo. Why are you out here getting off? I look at you, and you look like a nigga that's getting off some of my old school moves, man. Look at this. This is a Joe Budden move to the death. I still got your pussy juice on me. I kept it on.
Starting point is 02:33:27 Haven't took a shower yet. Nigga, you think you mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ray J, when you come to New York, come up here so I can ask you if you think you mean. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:33:40 Yeah. Yeah. Nigga, that was one of the best lines. That was a good line. Oh yeah. That sound like some new shit. Duh. That sound like some new shit. I was one of the best lines Before no, I'm definitely showering I was already not gonna show When she gone that shit is fire. yo. I know they gonna call me nasty. No, no, listen.
Starting point is 02:34:09 They gonna say niggas are disgusting. Me and Mark, me and Mark, we with you. Yeah, I'm with you. We with you. Well, except for our shower, but I mean, I use the line. The line has worked. Yeah. So far, it was really too loud.
Starting point is 02:34:17 Now, if y'all sex smell combined, give you that little oomph on your pubics. Oh, God. I'm keeping it right there. And texting her. She going to feel good about that text, dude. Nah, yup. That's why I work. She going to feel good about it.
Starting point is 02:34:31 Your scent is in my bed. No, your scent is on me, my man. It's on me. It ain't on my bed. It's an old, new chick in my bed. It's in my bed. She don't want it. But your scent is still on me.
Starting point is 02:34:42 And I'm going to keep it there for days, man. So what you gonna do? Make gumbo? Huh? With the new bitches in your bed? You gonna mix it up? No, no, no, no, no. Keep it a buck? Yes. One thousand percent. No doubt. No mistake. No doubt about it.
Starting point is 02:35:01 Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you for the honesty. Sorry. Cause I ain't one of them dudes that when the chick come over and we talking about a long Many years ago, I was never the guy that I wanted. That's a lot too But I'm for the new girl for the girl. I'm not all the way comfortable. I didn't want a shower while she was there in the crib Unless I was poor unless I'm pulling the shower move I didn't want to shower while she was there in the crib. Unless I was pulling the shower move. I was about to say your shower move was your thing. But if I'm not pulling the shower move, I'm talking about showering just to get clean.
Starting point is 02:35:34 Like, no, no. What's the shower move? Shower move works. Shower move ain't bad. I got that from you. I did tell you. Shower move is from you. I got that from you.
Starting point is 02:35:42 It work, right? It's a good efficiency. It's good. I use that at the shower. What you gonna say? Nigga like as a reason for her to go no Tell her your shower move. I don't want to Yeah, y'all don't want to move. You know me. I don't want to tell her Why because nigga might use it on her cuz you get on a live stream try to get an ad from because nigga might use it on her. Because you get on a live stream,
Starting point is 02:36:02 try to get an ad from some shower company. Irish Spray. What's the one that starts with a K? Kohler? Kohler. Moen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The shower move where the young lady is over.
Starting point is 02:36:19 You say you want something to drink or whatever. You get her comfortable or situated in the living room. You say, BRB, going gonna go take a quick shower and you go get in the shower make it sound sexy in there too silk there's a meeting in my bedroom bedroom bedroom bedroom what water sound shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh She's gonna say shhh, she's gonna live alone for mad long. Either one of two things are happening. One, she's either gonna get up, if she a freak like Adina, she gonna get up, find a bathroom, from the sound.
Starting point is 02:36:56 Hey, I was wondering, she gonna come in, you gonna be standing there like Adonis, a fucking Greek god God mythical fucking creature She'll say oh my god You have a Sydney is so stroking is just soapy as hell Plus She's a lady and she's not gonna do that and now you got to come out with the towel Fresh out the time water glistening all over you Know you go you need anything. I'ma just go
Starting point is 02:37:39 Go to the bathroom By the time you get the I'm sure the game is updated by now and these rules are non-existent. Nigga ever pull the shower move on you now that you know what it is? No, I think that was my move. Ah!
Starting point is 02:37:57 I don't know. Yo. For 2025, nobody ask Mel anything on this pocket please you have to it was your move in his house how you pull that off how you pull that off in his with you and his crib what that works what thank you huh I'm gonna give you the best I'm gonna give you the best house. Exactly. You won't get one of these expensive bath sheets. Do you mind if I like, you know, take a shower? You know?
Starting point is 02:38:28 Is that OK? Yeah. If you did that shit, that'll work. Cool. If you did that shit, I ain't gonna hold you. Going to get the best washcloth towel, Kyle. Oh, I got some matching shit. Yeah, I got a match.
Starting point is 02:38:39 No, that'll work. Because you don't want to look like no heathen. It may not be showers in Chicago. I ain't even know Fendi made washcloths. In any wealth, like outside of Chicago That move is gonna crush if we not going to go What else is unimportant, important? Can I tell y'all what's funny to me?
Starting point is 02:39:13 What? What? And, I love y'all as a crew. Oh, that's me some bullshit coming in. As a whole crew, y'all my favorite. Here we go. Y'all the best crew. But how should I feel that y'all are way more punctual here?
Starting point is 02:39:37 I'm just asking, I don't have no beef about it. I didn't even run this thought through my multiple personalities. But does anybody feel the way about it? Or it's just coaches like cool like it's not even done to think about it's kind of miraculous actually I've been thinking the same thing but I Just been driving. Yeah me too. And it was so clear on the traffic So I'm leaving dumb early. There was like no traffic today. It's been 130 hours 140 hours on ubers That's why I'm robbing here. Well, they're good. It makes sense Dumb early. There was like no traffic today. Spent $130, $140 on Ubers. That's why I'm driving. Why you delivering here?
Starting point is 02:40:08 Well, nigga, it makes sense. It does? Absolutely. You live across the street. No, we're talking about here. You live across the street. I do not live across the street. In comparison to us, we live far.
Starting point is 02:40:20 Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Look at your feet, oh, oh, oh. All right, so the further you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, to do that shit. Schedule that. Yeah, schedule that. You know what I mean? So the Uber's standing outside. And you try to give yourself an extra little great song. Yeah. Do you guys, do you guys, what do you guys say to the, listen, last pod before the year.
Starting point is 02:40:57 That's true. I'm just getting to it. But do you guys have any thoughts about the allegations that we pod better here and if you think that's true, my question is why? I personally, I told you all that, yes. I'm speaking just for me, I'm not speaking for the collector. No, the energy is different here.
Starting point is 02:41:18 Fuck that, I'm comfortable sitting in this chair. These chairs is different, it's closer, so it's more intimate. We laugh and we joke and it's the other chairs you laid back kind of so it's a little bit more relaxed mood. No I'm trying to be funny I'm being serious because I... It's that asshole dog. No but I was saying like it's so relaxed. Right? Like these chairs. Do you think that we were coddled in the last place? I'm saying like it's so relaxed. Right? That, like these chairs. Do you think that we were coddled in the last place? Oh shit.
Starting point is 02:41:49 Oh what? I'm asking him. No, we just, again, it's closer, yo. It's more intimate. I agree. That's what I'm saying. I agree with you. Like that's the thing.
Starting point is 02:41:57 And I think that the comfort that you speak of, Ice, is very important, because you both were fucked up on that couch. I was. Even at the last spot, when we did them couple posits, even you in the hot chair, you both were fucked up on that couch. I was even at the last spot when we did them couple of positive in the hot chair, you got to sit up. It's different. Yeah. The other, the other couches you kind of laid back. Now you sitting up. Yeah. And I had a pillow and everything. Corey, write this down so I can tell the realtor's we need something with some
Starting point is 02:42:23 discomfort, man. And and just far and what else you say and a little hand of love see what else make y'all the best I'm gonna fuck it up I'm gonna fuck each and every one of y'all niggas um let me see let me see let me see what else what else what else there is something else there's a lot What's the Ram start fucking up like that so You close that you restart it I mean I could put something on You don't get another one Yes, all right. I'm gonna say I can I can try something on there. It's over. You just want to get another one? Damn.
Starting point is 02:43:05 Yes. Alright. I'm about to say I can try it. Say you think it's rich bro. I ain't got no salvage. I understand. Listen. Rich in family. Just for the money.
Starting point is 02:43:13 Rich in spirit. There you go. Rich in health. Rich in friends, health. There you go. Rich in many areas. Macbook money. Except Macbook money, just not all the areas I need to be in.
Starting point is 02:43:21 Not the way we talk about it up here. True. Tracy. Tracy, shoulder. This shit just do whatever it wants. Just not all the areas I need to be in that the way you talk about Tracy Tracy showed you Just do whatever Play this hour goes crazy We might not have to never work I carry the Carried a crate Why he can't many people why you can't
Starting point is 02:44:00 Get that falsetto who you you You gotta hit that falsetto. Who? You. Woo! Yo, Romy Rome. I be Romy Rome. That's why you listeners of music have it easy. Y'all get to hear some shit and clown it. As a guy that's gone in the studio and tried to come up with one of these little jingles.
Starting point is 02:44:23 Ain't the easiest. It's tough. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's a... Consumers got the right to clown it though. Paying consumers. Or not.
Starting point is 02:44:32 You know how I stand on that. We can clown everything, we never tried. I'm just saying that. That's the fun part, I get it. I listen, I ain't trying to step on no fun. Niggas go to the movies, it's trash, niggas will clown it. True that.
Starting point is 02:44:43 The same thing, it's only music where we do that. You can't make a movie, you shouldn't be able to talk on it. I clown the movie more when I feel like I could have done that line better than him. I clown it a little more. The niggas that get like three sentences, I could have did that, even though they didn't take me for Deer Devil. Mel gonna get her some ads one way or the other. So you coulda did it. That trampoline. Go ahead. We gonna get some ads. She don't give a fuck. That's my girl. That's my girl right here.
Starting point is 02:45:18 Mel gonna go get it. Anybody watch the Drake stream? I did not. I did not. I saw not. I did not. I saw little clips bits and pieces. Anybody got any takeaways from the Drake's Dream? I do not. I do not.
Starting point is 02:45:31 No, I mean, that's dope. Giveaway shit. That's cool. What'd they give away? Money and cars and chains maybe or something. Yeah, it was like some old bullshit. Oh, okay. It was like your lottery ticket
Starting point is 02:45:42 where it had like all the different shit that you could win. It was like that They was on Elliott has for saying that it was a trash idea I'm never gonna say that a giveaway is a trash idea Around a holiday time. He was giving away expensive shit, right? Yeah, you can't clown that but I do like Elliott saying it. I Like any of my peers Saying something that they shouldn't have said I do like Elliot saying it. I like any of my peers saying something that they shouldn't have said. That's fire to me.
Starting point is 02:46:10 Well Elliot ain't over being called that. I do it every week. Every week I say something I should not have said. It don't hit me until the next day or two. You shouldn't have said that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's too late to text Parks on the edits. We just gotta take what comes with this one.
Starting point is 02:46:25 As long as you start trending, you realize, ah, shit. Could've kept that one to myself. It's never nothing good. No, no, it's never for the good shit. No, no, no, not at all. Anybody care about Jamie Foxx suing Ice for throwing that fucking glass at his face
Starting point is 02:46:41 while he was at dinner the day after his stand-up premiered? That was you, Ice? Hell no. I was waiting for the other ice. It was ice spice. Tossed that glass straight at Jamie Foxx and he's suing glad he's alright. And he should sue. And I can't wait to his daughter's next song. You're such an asshole. I'm not being that. I want to hear what you gonna come up with on that guitar. The guitar that you don't really believe that she was actually playing? She was playing it she just wasn't playing it. She was just playing it. Shout out to her. She's playing with it. Shout out to the Foxes. Um what else what else what Big Light? Yeah Big Lot. Big Lot.
Starting point is 02:47:25 Big Lot's is over. Out of business, huh? Gotta go to Costco for this upper wear now. Big Lot is Finito, right? Yeah, it's a rap. Who's heard? I am. Come on, come on.
Starting point is 02:47:38 You go to Big Lot's? I loved Big Lot's. No you didn't. When was the last time you was in a Big Lot's? Like three weeks ago. Where? Um the one that's off of you know I'm still learning freeways and shit. The freeway. Yeah. You know. Yeah. By that street. Yeah. Thepass. So you know when you come out of the tunnel
Starting point is 02:48:06 and then you go up in that freeway? Yeah. Yeah. That's the least three million people listening right now. Yes, word. Sorry. It's off that freeway. Big lot.
Starting point is 02:48:16 There's like a movie theater somewhere around there. Got it. Party City. That's everyone. That's the same with, yo, 65 Macy's closing down. Damn. Retail is out of here, dog. Yeah, we're online. Everything's online. That's a glass in the same way. Yo 65 Macy's closing down. They've Retailers out of here dog. Yeah, we're each other's everything's online Well, we're talking about like the shitty retail for sure But when I said that about Party City they kick they kick
Starting point is 02:48:43 What you said bro, they killed me for my Party City take you said. That's what you said. That's what I said. That's not what you said, bro. They killed me for my Party City take. You said, yo. You don't say. I don't think that that was. That was their only job? That was why they killed you. For asking? With their only job, yes.
Starting point is 02:48:56 How was their Christmas gonna be even if they didn't get fired? That was some wild shit. Their Christmas wasn't about to be that lit if they was working at Party City anyway. Don't look up here y'all. Don't look at me dawg. Fuck it up.
Starting point is 02:49:09 Alright nigga, go ahead nigga. Make a little fucking balloon elephant. I don't care. Go ahead, get your shit off. It's a dolphin. Smack put out Lux vs Rum Niddy on YouTube. I would suggest everybody go take a gander at that one. When's that from?
Starting point is 02:49:30 A few months ago. Okay. A few months ago. And they just been keeping it in the top? Well maybe a little more than that. Well yeah, Smack has a subscription service. He has his app, URLTV. I would be glad to see more stuff on YouTube from them.
Starting point is 02:49:45 Like I don't keep up with the battle scene as much because the app I never had a great experience Yeah, I don't like the app at all. So I love that I get your money but like put it out for the rest of us at some point when they were on caffeine It was great. Yeah, you just why it was but I don't like their app on the re what on the rewatch I probably have rum nitty-two-one. I Don't know if I felt that way when it aired but on the rewatch those guys are incredible. Both of them? Yes those guys are absolutely incredible what Rum Niddy and Lux did up there. I just probably give it to Rum Niddy because
Starting point is 02:50:24 you had to deal with Lux like again back to my greatness Argument Lux for to me is already what he is anytime. He's standing in front of one of you niggas He's just giving y'all a shot. Yeah for you to be great. There's nothing None left to prove nothing left to do. He did already. Mook like I mean, I'm yeah, maybe biased I say the same thing about my brother. There's nobody left for you to battle When I will we be talking battles like you've battled the top of the top. You've battled the newcomers. You've battled the women greats you You just battle in the battle at this point Like you have nothing bugging actually he said
Starting point is 02:51:00 Fold him in front of the kids and balloon animals fold them in front of the kids, balloon animals. No, he said so much shit. He said so much shit that if you enjoy lyricism, that is the battle to watch. Phenomenal job. Round of applause for those brothers. Dumb niggas bugged out. Any prediction on next month's battle? Who's battling? Shug and EZ? I don't care about it. I don't care about it. I fuck with you Big Jersey, but they not I'm not I can't got it. I can't I cannot do it. They leaking something now
Starting point is 02:51:33 They say Remy is uh Yeah, they did a face off. They did a face off. I don't I can't even I love Remy's eyes Nothing for me to say. I ain't nothing for me say. But the rule that they talk about being implemented, that no battle rapper could talk about. I ain't take it that way. She was saying like, yo, it ain't gonna be no shots at me because I shoot back.
Starting point is 02:51:55 Don't forget I rap. That's what she was telling Shug. She's like, I rap. She's like, actually, I have a high success rate of shooting first. Like she was playing into, I don't think it's a real rule where can't nobody say nothing to her.
Starting point is 02:52:07 I hope it's not. I don't think, I don't even think she would do that. Given the Geechee shit, cause when it was hot, you would have had that rule then. No, that would be what made me come up with my rule. I didn't know you battle rappers was about to go this crazy over my personal business in any league of mine I'm not allowing it. I don't know if that's true or not
Starting point is 02:52:30 so we'll see but and on the hills of what has taken place like it wasn't as a Prevalent back then I Really? I really want to see easy now That's me personally. Hmm. I'm not saying that he ain't been on a hell of a run that he's not nice, but I don't, I can't. Not right now. Not right now. I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm cool. Got it. But shout to them. What else? Is there anything else we need to hit? Anything important, unimportant? Come on, there's gotta be something we can say. I know, I mean, you was talking about-
Starting point is 02:53:08 Oh, wait! On businesses that went, that's nigga the fucking container store found for chapter 11. You lying. Oh, wow. You pieces of shit. I mean, I understand it though.
Starting point is 02:53:21 Why? That shit higher than giraffe ass. It is expensive. that shit is expensive Only thing I really get out of container stores the sneaker boxes Everybody is running in there for the sneaker boxes. The Amazon shits ain't the same. Oh, so. They're not the same. So they're going to have like a liquidation same shit? I hope. Cause I'm damn sure I'm going to get a thousand sneaker boxes.
Starting point is 02:53:52 A thousand? No, them shits is... The container store. Nine dollars a piece. That one hurt. I can't believe you all let the container store foul for chapter 11. Fucking sick of y'all. It ain't enough niggas buy shoe boxes. No drawer pull-outs.
Starting point is 02:54:10 It's high, yo, I'm dead-ass. The niggas ain't got no sneakers. That is true. Bombs. This is stupid. Boy, go get your pair of little sneakers, man. Those shit's as expensive as fuck. Tyler the Creator.
Starting point is 02:54:25 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, But you wouldn't understand hey now say now I'm all about my guap a Pee-pee not on my watch buddy said don't even press the issue yellow boogers in my earlobe I need a tissue. Oh my god. I'm really that guy Yeah, bitch, I'm outside I'm popping on a 40 with the five one ticket to ticket ticket four million put that little made back truck in the garage
Starting point is 02:55:12 Big stuff energy the way I get my leg back No matter no he smoked it I listen to the whole shit he smoked it and I want to shout out to The girl jazz because she actually tweeted this when this when gnx dropped Oh want, and added him, Tyler the Creator to freestyle on Hey Now so bad. And when he freestyled, he put it out and was like, Merry Christmas, I had fun with it. So like, a fan actually inspired him to do it, and he smoked the shit. Okay. It was fire.
Starting point is 02:55:39 Yeah, he smoked that. Yo, E, come here, man, Tell these dudes about Tracy Morgan, man, talking to us like that. That ain't E. That's not E. Hey, E, you gained a little bit of weight. That's not E. God damn.
Starting point is 02:55:53 Hey, E, you got tan and gained some weight. You can't. You have to. What's going on? Before I went to the hospital, I came here to show some moral support. Before you went to the hospital? You going to the hospital now? Yeah, I feel sick.
Starting point is 02:56:09 So you coming in here and getting your motherfucking little ass. What you do? Wait, go to the hospital then nigga. What you here for? You don't even live over here. Come on. The best of intentions. What's up?
Starting point is 02:56:19 What's up? Y'all look awfully good today. Same to you my brother. You feeling better Flip? A little bit. I'm in a great mood. A little bit. Yo what the fuck? I don't want extra shit right here. Y'all look awfully good today. Same to you, my brother. You feel better, Flip? A little bit. I'm in a great mood.
Starting point is 02:56:28 A little bit. Yo, what the fuck type of... I just wanted to stop in and see y'all. You my man, I appreciate that. I was hoping to come in and begin the Patreon. I told my wife, let me come in and sit down and contribute before I... Just like make your own rules.
Starting point is 02:56:42 It's like whatever. Yeah, might as well. And basically. Might as well as well. Yeah, basically. Might as well. I miss you, man. How you doing, man? How was your holiday, man? I'm good, man.
Starting point is 02:56:50 It's good to see you. It's good to see you guys as well. Good to see you. Welcome in hour three, right? Yeah. Right? That's the way. I'm thinking it's crazy, man.
Starting point is 02:56:58 I go all the time. You crazy, huh? I'm thinking it's crazy. How you doing, man? How was your Christmas, man? Christmas was well, man. Christmas was good, man. How much bread you spent? I had a lot of bread. I ain't gonna hold you. You crazy, y'all. This nigga is crazy. How y'all doing, man? How was your Christmas, man?
Starting point is 02:57:06 Christmas was well, man. Christmas was good, man. How much bread you spent? I ain't sure. How much bread y'all spent? A lot. Christmas? Couple dollars.
Starting point is 02:57:14 Nah, a lot. A lot of bread, right? Yes. I ain't gonna hold you. Did y'all talk about it? Spent a couple dollars. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:57:22 Okay. Not really. They didn't really talk about it, right, man? You know they ain't give niggas nothing even you think they will come here for Christmas. Hey, yo, I love y'all We've been working together for a long time here. This is for you. This is for Mel. This is for Joe Y'all ain't help me scratch Hands in your pocket Hands in your pocket. Oh shit. That's a nice bag. Oh good looks. See there you go. Now you end up getting some La Santa Joe is not done
Starting point is 02:57:44 Alright go ahead Oh yeah See there you go, then you end up getting so long Santa Joe is not done He just saved y'all saved I'm gonna get back to you a little bit. Oh, Merry Christmas. Thank you brother. Would you like me to open this? Yes, yes Why not? Why not? I wasn't here for the last episode when these niggas hit for all that money So Yeah, no, I heard I was tight I was tight about it. I don't believe in the not as tight as Mel and Mark but And flip it's fun. Oh flip was tight, too. Didn't flip originally have the winning ticket Don't tell flip that He handed me the ticket.
Starting point is 02:58:26 Well, he read my ticket and handed me his. He forgot about it. I'm like, Ish, this is yours here. And I gave it back to him. He's a good man. Oh, you got it, Bri. Is that what happened? He's a good man.
Starting point is 02:58:35 Yeah, yeah. Oh, you getting a dash that ish, Odie, for that. Mike, I got it. Give him two. Now give him a little cup, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can have it. Have it.
Starting point is 02:58:43 Is that what really happened? Run the business. Who said it really happened? Run the business. Who said? It happened at the end. You gave me both tickets in my hand. Remember you read my ticket. You said, oh you only won $20. You, oh shit, good luck, oh damn.
Starting point is 02:58:55 This nigga, hold the fuck up. Is that a trench coat? Man, nigga. Is that some shit that fit? Oh. Oh. Parks. Audience, Flip is opening his Christmas gift.
Starting point is 02:59:05 That's what's happening right now in case you... Hey, what the fuck is this? A French Coat suit? This shit is nice. This shit is nice. Yeah. That's really nice. Very nice.
Starting point is 02:59:20 Crocodile Dundee. Watch your fucking face. You know what I mean? Ooh, my man. Now we did have some discrepancies on what size he is. Oh, it's a whole suit too, huh? Ooh. Come on, man.
Starting point is 02:59:33 Oh, yeah, he got, yeah. I love you, man. That's hard. That shit is hard. You know I'm still mad at you? But I love you. I didn't hit the lotto, why you mad at me? Why you always mad?
Starting point is 02:59:42 He know why I'm mad. OK. I don't know why. I swear, I promise I don't know why. Stop. You Stop you know why I'm mad. I didn't know you was mad. That's lovely. That's why you coming in an hour three. No I'm sick. No I'm sick. Thank you man. Thank you. How y'all niggas got away from the JBN tax law? That was, you know, niggas scratched the ticket inside the building. I scratched the ticket in Park's house. Oh! I didn't scratch the ticket inside any JBN property.
Starting point is 03:00:14 So the shit Cory E was saying, y'all niggas left quick before they even got to it. Yo, y'all hitting that little lotto scratch off shit has fucked the community. It really has. I'm not gonna lie to you. It really has. I don't like that money is doing this to our gang.
Starting point is 03:00:27 Joe, it's not even that. They hit. You know, it's like, we was cracking jokes on them about Newark, Newark and Malcolm X. That's how it started. We like, I think it's a piece of the shit, fuck out of here, me and Mark. Then I said, yo, I never wanted none of this.
Starting point is 03:00:42 It's shit, if I win this certain amount, I'm getting up and I'm leaving. He spoke it to existence. Nigga, Ice hit, boom. Ice gets quiet, nigga. The nigga's trying to be, yo, Joe, the nigga did like this. So Paul's like, Ice, you good?
Starting point is 03:00:58 Where you going? Oh, huh? All right, cool. Ice gets up, he gets dressed. Ice get up, get dressed. He don't really want to talk and he shows He shows Ian Sabby back. Let me go check this
Starting point is 03:01:11 Me is going at it. It's crash It's dog. It's faced up. They got to got one seven figures. They get what he's what's the problem? What's wrong? Yeah, he's not giving down. No PC What's wrong with that? He's not giving out no PC. I didn't ask him for no PC. Cory said, nigga, this shit, we gotta call the, Cory tried to use, we gotta call the accountant. He said it happened in the building on JVP premises.
Starting point is 03:01:36 Nigga, I said it's Pogs House. It was a big shit going on when you wasn't here, nigga. This is the biggest. No, no, that's all, that's all. How was Mark? I saw and I heard. Mark was, thank you for this though. This was very nice. I really appreciate it.
Starting point is 03:01:47 You're welcome. Thank you very much. Mark wasn't, he texted me after, like, n***a. What's the odds of two people winning? Infantisimal. Your big words got you no winnings. I know. Well, I got $5, apparently.
Starting point is 03:02:04 You had to see crackhead Melanie and making ish scratch off a ticket trying to win. Oh this is some more right there. Those are mine. Those are mine that I have not touched. Let me grab them. Yeah yeah yeah. I'm seeing that everybody's a crackhead. When they call you to tell you these niggas won. What you thought? You just, you're a rich nigga so you didn't care. I was happy for them. I was ec for them I Was ecstatic I couldn't believe I thought it was fake at first same me too. I thought it was fake at first But when they told me it was it was the real deal them niggas won bro and they really hit
Starting point is 03:02:34 them niggas went to Albany together in unison It was closed and did a pod is the most important part now had they won and left and I'd have been on a line Oh, no, I was trying to get the fuck out of here I was like so Albany was closed I didn't get to get no so Albany we realized was going closed by the time we get there they got New York let you go to the casinos this is what the new bird New York got a whole bunch of different cash box break it down for me yeah you don't have to go to Albany like in Jersey your jerseys way smaller than New York so in New Jersey if you pop you got to go to Trenton got it
Starting point is 03:03:07 You know Sam saying New York is probably three four times the size of it. No, how many percent they took from you? Ish why? Just a percentage he won a million dollars you got a million view You got a billion. Yeah, he had a billion views. Yeah, I'm mad at you money. Stop. Okay, we started with you can't be I wasn't here No, I'm not even a hit. No, I'm not talking about that. You know, I'm talking about stop. I promise I don't we'll talk about it later Then why you tell me because these niggas is it something I did Yes But you did it through in
Starting point is 03:03:47 Yeah, it flips last day today. That's why he's here? Yeah, that's why he's here, hour three. This is us. I was really sick though. I didn't get to enjoy Christmas at all. I didn't do anything, I didn't open any gifts. I was sick, I don't know what it was.
Starting point is 03:04:05 And then right here at the bottom of my stomach, it's been hurting, so I'm like, damn, did I rupture an appendix or something? That shit was fucking my mind up. But apparently, like, trying to use the bathroom all night, all night, all night. So you didn't feel like going to the doctor? Yeah, I was going today.
Starting point is 03:04:17 I got out the house and went, it was going today. Then I said, let me stop here real quick. Your doctor's in Queens? I go to Long Island Jewish. That's where I go. It's a hospital. Oh, okay. Yeah, long island of Jewish is a good hospital. But it's not about me. Shout out to y'all. Real quick, because I know towards the end of the pod, my last day, like he said, am I
Starting point is 03:04:29 getting any gifts from y'all niggas? I gave you my part. That's from all of us. Thank you. That's from the pod. You read the tags. You killed it these last few years. I will join up, but you know who, nigga?
Starting point is 03:04:37 I'll become best friends, nigga. You have to kill me. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the best friend. I'll be the Thank you. That's from the pod. You read the tags.
Starting point is 03:04:45 You killed it these last few years. I will join up, but you know who, nigga? I'll become best friend, nigga. You have to kill me, nigga. Can I get something? I don't know who you gonna join up. And I called you too. I called you and you sent me the voice mail.
Starting point is 03:04:57 I called you three times. Click, click, click. He was trying to talk to the people. This nigga lying. I cashed out and everything went well. You called me one time. Shout out to you people. This nigga lying. I cashed out and everything, everything went well. You called me one time, yo. Shout out to you.
Starting point is 03:05:09 Oh man. Damn, sir. This guy is crazy. I ain't gonna lie, I was texting Mel here. Like, yo Mel, guess how much these niggas won? That's what you did? I had to. But she knew the price.
Starting point is 03:05:19 I think somebody else texted her too, cause she knew the price. No, nobody texts me. You was too on point for Isis. Because I'm always on point. Y'all ain't know what I want. You want like five pizzles. You want a five piece, you want a five piece of surprise.
Starting point is 03:05:36 And then on top of that. Yo, you crazy. When Freeze won though, Joe, the nigga stopped partying. He didn't say nothing for the whole episode. Freeze like this. I'm like, ice you good? He just sitting there son. It's like he was picturing where he's gonna be at. I'm gonna be on the beach. I said, nigga you tell your girl he ain't tell his girl yet. I thought y'all niggas about to like leave your chicks.
Starting point is 03:05:56 No. Yeah I was moving. Oh no. Huh? I don't know nigga. Listen, let me win the lotto nigga. What? That's not the lotto. Yeah, that was whatever it is. The lotto is 1.1 billion right now. Literally. Yes. Bill, what it be? You leaving if you hit?
Starting point is 03:06:16 Nah, nah, alright. See? Nah, nah, exactly. Alright. It's gonna look a little different. This is nice. Listen. different. This is nice. Listen.
Starting point is 03:06:33 I look like Sherlock Holmes. Watson. You know the song? Try it on. I'm trying to catch it. Now you know the song. No. See if you know the hook. Park you know the song? Yes.
Starting point is 03:06:53 I think you feel like Flip you know the song too. They white? This nigga. Yo, yo, get some coof, yo. This nigga looking at the price. He took the price off. Look at the size. You can tap the size discussion.
Starting point is 03:07:06 Look at the price. She said try it on, niggas. My man ain't going... He took the price off. Okay, we do have to get back to our... Oh, so hold on. My shit end now? My shit end now? Laughter Laughter Let me know, my nigga
Starting point is 03:07:28 So, if you was going to the hospital No, no, I'm just, yeah, I Hospital rules come before J.B.P. or end rules So, what I'm saying is that Do you want me to leave now? No, no, no, no But I do need a money in there
Starting point is 03:07:44 Oh, yeah, of course, of course there Just a quick second if you don't mind. I'm enjoying this man shout out to eat my man II All right, Paul me. Yeah, this nigga. You're far. I feel away. Yeah Yo, hmm just your man Flip is the greatest, you know Yo, Flip is the greatest, yo. Yo, let me see that jacket. I can't see your jacket. Is at least 3 million people listening. I just wanted to tell you.
Starting point is 03:08:13 At least 3 million people listening right now. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay, man. Farewell. All right. Flip is's okay, man. Feel well. Alright. Flip is something else, man.
Starting point is 03:08:30 The greatest. I'm happy to say that's my man. That's my man. I love Flip, man. Word. E! Imani! Come in here and tell these people how Tracy Morgan made us feel at the Knick Gang. I gave them a little dose earlier in our number one And a whole fucking nightmare about that Nightmare a nightmare. Yeah about I'm having a nightmare now knowing you niggas hit What congratulate us?
Starting point is 03:09:01 You weren't here when it happened no,, he ain't told me to stay home. Okay. Aw. That's crazy, right? Andy Warley and Shani. Andy Warley and Shani, get this shit off. You're dead, that's dead. No, no, listen.
Starting point is 03:09:16 He just walks up, you know, oh shit. Nobody asked him to walk over to us. No, he just walks up. Just walks up, dab, yo, yo, you gotta come to more games, man. Already that's the stunt. Like telling like already but stunt 101 and second one. Yo, man, you one of the people we need to see more out here. He's right though. Yeah. No, but he's saying it's I get it. Oh shit fancy seeing you here For 30 years
Starting point is 03:09:56 Then the next thing he proceeds to tell us about the conversations he's having with Dolan All right, are you talking to the owner? All right cool. Yes, they've given Dolan advice telling him. All right. All right, you talking to the owner. All right, cool. Yeah, it's giving Dolan advice, telling him yada yada yada. I'm like, all right, I just went to Ticketmaster for my shit, but all right. I think that- Now, he's doing this at this point, he's talking over,
Starting point is 03:10:16 but then he does the lean. You know when a nigga lean over and really wanna get ear to ear. Cross the legs and shit. Yo, man, 980 million, man. I said, wait, what number he said? That's what he said to me. I looked at.
Starting point is 03:10:33 Nigga said it again. Yo, y'all know what 980 million dollars look like? You're looking at it. You're looking at it. Me, tax free. So now I'm trying not to shit. You got the BG's? Like the BG's said it.
Starting point is 03:10:48 I shit myself, bruh. I already shit my pants. You know like the farts where sometimes something gets seeped through. Shartan. Little Shartan. Little Shartan. Definitely Shartan.
Starting point is 03:10:59 Yeah. Shartan name. Shartan name. Shartan name. Yo, he starts talking. Just starts talking about Ferraris and different things and... I'm not going to lie to you, I want... You want to punch him in his face? You want to snuff him?
Starting point is 03:11:13 Yeah, but he been through so much already, you can't really say nothing to him. Like, you just got to sit there and listen to just, just talking about different things. Yo, this house, I'm like, yo, I don't know what the fuck I'm hearing right now I want to ask for him to come over here. Yeah, like I was cool I was just happy just to say hello like I fuck with Tracy whatever like a million is life-changing to me Then he starts telling telling niggas about all the other people who still doing it bigger than him And I just thought there was no no higher level than him at this point. He starts on about Eddie Murphy crib What what he say about Eddie?
Starting point is 03:11:47 Nigga, I lost, I don't know. 20 times the size of his crib. And his crib is ginormous, humongous. He said, yo now I ain't gonna hold you y'all. I'm doing what the fuck I want out here. I like that. Yeah. He said, yo, cars, cribs.
Starting point is 03:12:03 Whatever. Not anything I want, this money, we can't take it with us. That's true. That showed us the old school that he just got. What car was it? Fire, something nice. You don't know the name? I don't know.
Starting point is 03:12:18 Just nice. Nah, it was some shit from 57 that you can't find nowhere. So I've been in talks with niggas I shouldn shouldn't be talking to so I know I'd have fun a little bit Yeah, man, I need an old school Say man, just shut up. Call me have Mikey call me Somebody somebody I'm supposed to know I don't know I wait I don't know Mikey yet Yo, you know he do you then if he look you in the eyes
Starting point is 03:12:46 And he don't stop looking me in the eyes. So you can't really look away cuz you want to be respectful but as he's talking I'm like Shut up Like I don't want to hear them. I said you're almost lost month. I got a shit on him. I gotta live like I'm I'm with him. I'm with him too. And then he says, see that nigga Bugatti in Times Square. No, he said he pulled up with the Roles. He had the shit. The Roles was outside. I just bought soap with me with the Escalade. He got in an accident two weeks ago, so the right side is all jacked up like, man, fucked up. And the quarter was about to start, the fourth quarter. So he looked at me and said, he looked at us, like, yo, man, when you gonna bring me on that podcast
Starting point is 03:13:30 so I could talk some shit? Oh, no, we need to have Tracey. No, we definitely need that. 100%. Word. And I said, like the son I was in the conference, anytime, whenever you want it, anytime, whenever you want it. You got all the invite. And as soon as I took my phone out my pocket You walkin' and then he walkin'. Anytime, whenever you want.
Starting point is 03:13:45 And as soon as I took my phone out my pocket to give it to him, he was back in his seat. Yo, you ever have somebody say, yo, bring me on that pod and leave? Just walk away. Walk off. And he walkin' slow, too. And he go boogie, yo.
Starting point is 03:14:01 He just chillin'. Through the Knick City Dancers. He the only one gotta pass to walk right through the Nick City dancers Say do it the fuck you want. No, no for real And if I wasn't feeling bad enough already me and he get out of there to the left West Leon Rose and Alan Houston right in their main Seat the niggas at Joe. Yeah, I looked over man. I think it looks over at opulence Hmm who were why was the three of them? Yeah, the three of them did listen I'm a Nick fan that was there for the bad contract and Alan Houston had for mad law
Starting point is 03:14:38 I loved Alan Houston had to salute that thing, but they look like Like they posture right ain't no lean and they spine none of that shit because the money shit ain't about money no more it's like do you know the salad fork how do you posture sit they sit different colors on button down I'm about to say, the collars got to you. The three sat there like, Joe, Merry Christmas. I couldn't even say it back. I just, rrrr. Rrrr.
Starting point is 03:15:11 Hey, hey, hey. Get the fuck out of here. Like the sun, I went, rrrr. I'm going to work. I'm going to work. Stay right there. Y'all talk. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 03:15:23 There's some other things going on there. I bet. What else, though? Sitting in the front, see homie wearing the Air Jewish sneakers on. The what now? The what? Excuse me?
Starting point is 03:15:33 We're sitting. I was just about to ask, like, what is that? We're sitting at the front, just looking around, you know, you start getting nosy. And I look down, and I notice somebody with some kicks on. I thought they were some Jordans. It kind of looked different. It was the star of David on a joint. Like he took the Nike symbol out and put the star of David.
Starting point is 03:15:53 Yeah. That's how he came to the game. On Christmas, on Jesus' birthday. It was also the star of Hanukkah. Oh wow. Yeah, but I mean, you gotta wait though. I know, I'm just kind of fired. I'm sitting on the floor.
Starting point is 03:16:09 Carolina. I'm fucked y'all, I'll be out here in my socks. Carolina barefoot. I thought that was amazing. Merry Christmas for you, man. Thank you, sir. Merry Christmas for you. Thank you, man. This is great.
Starting point is 03:16:20 I'm not going to open it right now, but... No, you have to open it. That's the whole point of this shit. You have to open it right now,... Huh? No, that's the whole point of this shit. You're not gonna open it right now, buddy. Look at this stupid fucker. Yo, that shit didn't just pop on randomly. Don't worry. What's it called? The M4?
Starting point is 03:16:34 The M4? M4. Don't worry about it. The other M4. The other M4. We have one M4. Oh man. There you go, man.
Starting point is 03:16:43 Christmas spirit is everywhere Yeah, that's you that up with the czar sweater nigga We hit money talks Money talks I give it to you. So you really got everybody Yeah Money talks, money talks. Y'all gotta give it to you son, you really got everybody. Yeah, he did. You know what I'm saying? Good stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:17:09 1000%. You did that. 1000%. You did. That was the goal. That was the fun part of Christmas shopping. I seen all them niggas joking like, oh man, nigga, Joe gave Imani's gift, took him to the game.
Starting point is 03:17:20 I said, yo, these niggas is ruthless. That nigga demonstrated a game before. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm heck, yo? I said, yo, these niggas is ruthless. They've never played to the game before. Oh, yeah, you took them to the game. No, that's funny.
Starting point is 03:17:31 That's stupid. That's funny, son. Oh, my Lord. Oh, shit. That's really good. Thank you. No, anytime, man. I love you guys.
Starting point is 03:17:39 Oh, man. I don't have anything else that's important. Trust me, I don't. I'm absolutely done. The fool. Yo, that's funny. I ain't have anything else that's important trust me I don't That was funny though, oh no, I only come straight to my mentions If there's nothing else for us to get to let me just check back over my list briefly You may get you a sleeper oh Shit, just now you can't it's computer broke. I'm talking now like that. No, you're crazy You crazy ever talked a big male like that. It's computer broke. I mean fuck that
Starting point is 03:18:18 I'm getting me a new computer Um, I am going with for my sleeper. I am going with for my sleeper I am going with an artist by the name of a Mario BB and This record is called cocoa butter I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say I'ma say The ways that I don't mind Really don't mind as a waste Smart enough I'd possess I know, I know you're empty for Your body's all green and smooth
Starting point is 03:19:12 You're my garden girl Skin cells will feel just like cocoa butter Cocoa butter You're my girl and girl Skin cells won't feel just like cocoa water, cocoa water You know your body grey, me love your body babe When you sit down, bunny, something broke it properly Simple pleasure with me touching up your titty babe
Starting point is 03:19:45 While living now you watchin' slides on property Touchin' all this girl, you are my favorite Damn somethin' with your life When my walkie talk night One of your star signs You're what I'm pullin' tight Let me see you ride, you're full of style Such a naughty girl, yeah You're a faggot and you're girl I'm in taboo
Starting point is 03:20:13 Pretty lady girl I'm in a joke Flying over you, pick and choose You're my girl, you're my girl Skin cells won't feel just like cocoa butter Cocoa butter You're my girl, you're my girl Skin cells won't feel just like cocoa butter Cocoa butter
Starting point is 03:20:45 Coco butter, cocoa butter, yeah That is brand new old music from Amariabibi That record is called Coco Butter C-O-C-O-B-U-T-T-A Shout to her man, great tune, great tune, good vibes Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes.
Starting point is 03:21:08 Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes.
Starting point is 03:21:15 Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes.
Starting point is 03:21:21 Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes. We talked about Kodak a little earlier and um get some fucking help, please He did drop his fourth project this year Today this one is called gift for the streets, but the me, know what I'm saying? Rap around in the orange towel. I'll be like, I can't. ATL, Trayco, ATL, Trayco.
Starting point is 03:21:50 My n***a sitting in prison, he lost his phone in prison. He got out and went back in like he doing home visits. All them cash for gold missions, we used to rob plasmas. Tell them cracker to free my dog, I need a boy account. Say I'm in the account. My south door, the way I be tripping, I'm the son of optimus. Plasmus tell them cracker to free my dog. I need a boy Chup off campus lunchtime with my dick a see 12 games in a punt and I got it from a V Outta SK in a Glock now in a front in a Z She got two kids, I can't judge her, I got three and two coming
Starting point is 03:22:35 All us on the same thing, they can't pinpoint who done it Fucked up my white Amirah jeans with all the blue money Don't wanna die, he scared of me You better go see the woo of me Turned them Amiris shoes to workout with him Shit, I don't wanna kill him, I'd rather work out with him Shit, I got bad, I was pumping perks all morning I don't buy the crass, man, I almost hurt my momma This shit don't go my way, then I'ma start trippin'
Starting point is 03:23:03 This shit don't go my way, then I'ma start trippin' This shit don't go my way then I'ma start trippin' Jay had ten with him with the jail now he come back in two I look at me and his IC line, my nigga you ratin' dude Told on everybody else you probably gon' tell on me Hit a real nigga locked up for another felony Drop out of school in the hood but I still had perfect good tennis Then B dropped out on the stolen car now he's serving in centers N***a had a brand new piece on shit we were jumping out on em
Starting point is 03:23:30 Hitting big licks in them altimus n***a we were living in the mama 2600s on them LV-10s and I'm stumping in the mud in them Fam not riding in none of my cars cause he know I got drugs in em Rays in the dope house, my living room always stay smoked out Bean bags in the bunk beds, we at full up chairs, nigga we have no couches This shit don't go my way then I'ma start trippin' This shit don't go my way then I'ma start trippin' I just came home from the big
Starting point is 03:23:56 My dog had came home too, he wasn't on six months He got jammed up now he gone again This streets ain't got no weight, just cut those shit, it's real Your best friend a turn into a witness or be the one to get you killed This greasy nigga, I'm awake, just cut those shit, it's real Your best friend a turn into a witness, I'll be the one to get you killed Look, if I ain't been through nothin', with you, I ain't bout to be out your snappy Get outta line, I'ma tie your ass up, I'ma put you in the trunk of that Max So pump your ass off in Chapa City, everywhere I go them Chappas with me
Starting point is 03:24:18 Four, five months, your ass been missing Hufftown nigga, we stand on business It's Hufftown nigga, we stand on niggas Cleanin' hands nigga, I ran on niggas, she coverin' the sky Big G5, telepollet just layin' on me Beefin' nigga, it's you or me I'm movin' on ya, I ain't bout to sit in one watchin' You talk bout what you gon' do to me
Starting point is 03:24:35 She got two keys, I can't judge, I got four on one comin' All us on the same thing, they can't pinpoint who done it Fucked up my wife, Versace Sasha jeans nigga with all this blue money don't wanna die he scared of me you better go see the wood woman hold up yeah that nigga opp you think i should work out with him let me know shit i don't wanna kill him i rather work out with him okay shit i got bad i was popping perks all morning man i'm on pen time i been doing burpees all morning
Starting point is 03:25:04 he said he was doing burpees all morning. What? He said he was doing burpees all morning. That's all. And that was same Ultima, Kodak, BG, Juvenile. You've never heard of Joe, buddy? I'm going to Jersey, this is Crime Apple and Apollo Brown, Mercy. Wow, dropping the new shit, people telling me it's delightful. This is Crime Apple and Apollo Brown, Mercy. It's toes in the sand, composer flows It feel like God opened his hands Shit, I'm going to France, man, I'm going to dance An impeccable wardrobe, it's like I know in advance Check the weather, my rain don't stop no time soon
Starting point is 03:25:54 Mind soon going on, seven years, you can't find dudes Who came in at the same time, cause we ain't on the same time They dying, clinging to relevance, shit, it's a stage five Crime, let me hold something imma let you know i got a very short temper if you ever mess with dope used to have the long beard a long pole long escato so i'm making sure my family straight if i'm next to go Lord of mercy No I won't Lord of mercy Cause I won't
Starting point is 03:26:28 Lord of mercy No I won't Lord of mercy Cause I won't Lord of mercy Cause I won't Lord of mercy Through it all, knew the Lord was my shepherd
Starting point is 03:26:44 La maleta y lo bulto llenado de manteca I pop a peppa sip the vino then I do the wap Don't ever pretend we in the same peer group or you this hound You wasn't out in Kensington, you wasn't in Madrid You was probably mad frontin mumbling something in the crib that your mama raised you in Hot joints I gave you ten maybe, we used to spend EBT Praise the Lord, taste the sauce, but don't jack it though Jack it on me, looking like fashion, ho
Starting point is 03:27:12 Wrists and neck water, that's Alaskan though Go ahead and take a shot, I shot right through the attic I live my life with an attic, got right, got established Know it's pipes with the baggage like I'm Scottish, but I'm not as I'm just cautious, you like you want to take a portion take precaution for something it's stuck like it's smothered since you want to press buttons pressure luck motherfucker whoa it's mercy, Apollo Brown and Crime Apple. Fire. Yeah, shot for good.
Starting point is 03:27:41 Yeah, I think it's playing some other shit. I'm stuck on some Christmas time shit. Hey man, fuck it, come on. Ho, ho, ho. I'm gonna get you a sleeper. Blue Christmas, what we doing? I'm gonna get you a sleeper, that's not some Christmas shit. Yeah, don't piss me off, yo.
Starting point is 03:27:53 If I don't look into my body. My body. You know what I mean? I don't dig into Folder and Chill. No, I was fucking with Eric Bellinger. Christmas joints, some old shit. Deck the Halls. Oh, okay. The? Christmas joints, some old shit. Deck the halls. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 03:28:07 White Christmas joints. Eric Ballinger? Deck the halls. Yeah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Tis the season to be jolly So come on baby deck the halls with boughs of holly See the blazing uber for us I'm raising you before us It's that time to stripe the harp and join the chorus Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba I'll show you all my treasure, yeah Sing we joyous all together Headless of the wind and of the weather Oh, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- Fa la la, deck the halls with Fa la la, fa la la Fa la la, ooh
Starting point is 03:30:19 Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba That is Eric Bellinger, Deck the Halls. A little last minute Christmas, I'm not mad at it. Big Mal. My song is called. It's called Chicago's on Fire. Suck it. It's called Disconnect by. Same shit.
Starting point is 03:30:56 Same shit. Disconnect. And I was the only one. They still seem to be connected. Zip it motherfucker, zip it. just let the song play god damn it. Disconnect by Ilam. But did you disconnect or do you wish the day would disconnect? Oh for crying out loud.
Starting point is 03:31:15 That was my last question. I'm done. I'll let you use your imagination. That's not hard. That's hard. Why don't you leave it, come leave it, just put a leak I know how you feel, and it's okay Cause I feel the same way, yeah I can reach your body, baby And we in on the same page Cause our hearts up on different levels Your love is so surface level Words locked, can you pass me the shovel? Dig it up, dig it up
Starting point is 03:32:32 How we get better if we do not try I can't hear, give me a sign They all say that love is fine What will it take for you to cross that line? Our hearts are on different levels Your love is so surface level Once low, can you pass me a shovel? Dig it up, dig it up Our hearts are out on different levels
Starting point is 03:33:08 Your love is so surface level Can you pass me a level? Dig it up, dig it up Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 03:33:30 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 03:33:38 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like Alright. That is A-L-A-M. A-L-A-M. A-L-A-M. A-L-A-M. Maybe.
Starting point is 03:34:06 A-L-A-M. A-L-A-M. Let's go A-L-A-M. That sounds a little fancier. Yeah. Disconnect. That was dope. Thank you.
Starting point is 03:34:14 No, that was definitely hard. Thank you. That was definitely hard. Ish, whenever you're ready. Whenever you're ready. Let's join us, man. We're gonna get a moment. We're gonna get a moment.
Starting point is 03:34:22 We're gonna get a moment. We're gonna get a moment. We're gonna get a moment. We're gonna get a moment. We're gonna get a moment. We're gonna get a moment. No, that was definitely hard. Thank you. That was definitely hard Ish whenever you whenever you get a moment join us man. We're not too busy. When you get free When you get free just join us, but we closing out We closing out. No big deal. It's the end man While he's while he's doing that. Let me just run through a couple of these part of the shows Oh shit, yeah, Darius says you're
Starting point is 03:34:47 Everyone has and is has been in as well Been a fan of the pod since the beginning and love what is turned into the question is mainly for the fellas But Mel would love your perspective also What did you do when you got your heart broken the very first time context? I was with my ex for three years, even lived together for a year and a half. It's been a year since we've broken up and learning to date again has been a tragedy since. A tragedy, wow. But I'd love to hear how you all processed it and what things you did that helped you appreciate what you had,
Starting point is 03:35:21 but also know that there's more love out there to receive and give appreciate you all for your time happy holidays for you and your families and much love. I feel like we've answered this question plenty of times. I hugged the toilet, got an ulcer in my stomach, was unable to talk to anybody new. I was twisted out there. And it builds character. I encourage any young man out there to go through that one. Go through it early. Yeah, yeah, get it out the way.
Starting point is 03:35:53 Get it out the way. And if it gotta come around 29, 31, cool too. But just get it out the way. Before 36. I tried to fuck my way through it. I did that too. That's after. It don't work.
Starting point is 03:36:04 It don't work. No, it was right. It worked for a little it. I did that too. That's after. It don't work. It don't work. It was right, it was. It worked for a little bit. I jumped right in there. It worked, so she did it back. Yeah. Nah, I thought I was killing, so she said, oh, bet. Are we killing?
Starting point is 03:36:16 Yeah, I lost that one. I lost that one. Here's another one from Daniel. Daniel says, I just recently have a newborn son with my wife and I just got married in the same year. That's a lot. My issue with her is that she is so sensitive ever since she had my son.
Starting point is 03:36:33 She explained to me that she is going through postpartum, but how much can a man take? The barking at me, always crying. I do everything. I clean. I pay bills. I make bottles, help with our son. She still has the balls to say she doesn't feel loved or appreciated
Starting point is 03:36:48 I need help before I pop out and show niggas lol. Mel take it away. Take it away I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole Nope I feel like all y'all motherfuckers with children who have had to deal with women who are postpartum have should pipe the fuck up All right, I left had to deal with women who are postpartum should pipe the fuck up. Oh, all right, I left. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:37:08 I'm trying to let you answer this shit. What we should do or what we did. Yeah, sure, go with what you should have done and then you could say what you did. Oh, well, we should have been patient, caring, understanding. Counseling, maybe. Had enough grace to know that if our lady
Starting point is 03:37:24 is bringing our lineage into the world Give her a fucking break then come on man The least I could do is get barked on be miserable at home have my peace disrupted Yeah, but I left oh got it. Yeah, I got the fuck Enough. Enough. No thank you. Enough. Yeah, you too. A couple of fine IG thoughts.
Starting point is 03:37:46 Like, me and my friend are going to Miami this weekend. You wanna come? I was like, hmm. Yeah, postpartum. MIA. PPV. It's tricky. I mean, Prime 112 with the bitches or this miserable bitch that I've been with, been
Starting point is 03:38:03 had, been tasted. Nothing new here. Yo, I also wanna tell y'all before the new year, cause I get caught up in joking around a lot. I come up here and I'm just telling jokes, and y'all don't take them as jokes, and then y'all write the headline, that's some wild shit, Joe Buttons supports
Starting point is 03:38:19 Dennis Rodden being a deadbeat dad. No I didn't. No I didn't. I just did not. Dude, he wasn't gonna be a deadbeat yeah like they should have yeah right was on the wall yeah at some point when your mom show you pics of your dad you can ask her why she thought he would be a good yeah like what about this nigga say what about the red hair with the circles? Said, yeah, what about Carmen Electra's tits in his mouth? Said, oh shit, raise me.
Starting point is 03:38:52 That's just jokes though. I don't really feel this way. Please refer to the tag in the front. And shout out to all the dads out there that are stepping up, showing up. Step dads, real dads, dads foster dads all the dads yeah all the dads what why you keep putting your makeup on why you why you doing makeup so much today that nigga got you in your bag yo Mel done reapplied I had times in that. He ain't even watching no more. Show you what you missed, motherfucker. You know what, motherfucker.
Starting point is 03:39:27 Show you what you missed. You wanna love your wife. Wait, wife? Oh, see. That ain't gonna be the mother. Shut the fuck up out there. No. Hey, miss, ignore it.
Starting point is 03:39:37 My last question for you, and you're not gonna answer honestly, but you brought up the billboards, so I'm gonna ask you. Do you have a son? Ignore it! My last question for you, and you're not going to answer honestly, but you brought up the billboards, so I'm going to ask you. Do you prefer your men that way? What way? Married? Yo, it's been such a good show.
Starting point is 03:39:57 Yo, it's been such a great... Crazy, son. This has been a phenomenal... You guys have been great. You too, sir. E, B, R, C, M. What a good year. Come on, dawg. You guys are looking so fucking good. Happy New Year, guys. This has been a phenomenal you guys have been great you too, sir Bye Mark big mark now here today E Tanner savan everybody that has contributed to this being an amazing year for sure Keno for sure Yo, we will not be here when on when New Year's is happening
Starting point is 03:40:35 Sorry, I Cannot believe The grief y'all gave us that was for not dropping on Christmas Yeah, yo before we in anybody want to take a time? y'all gave us for not dropping us on Christmas. Yo, before we end, anybody wanna take just a minute to tell these niggas about theyself? Are y'all fucking crazy? That was nuts, yo.
Starting point is 03:40:54 Those niggas went absolutely crazy. Now I get it, I promised the episode on Christmas, but so? What should happen? You spoiled them, nigga. I had a court date, what the fuck you want me to say? You spoiled them. What you want me to say judge Christmas go do something yeah well that's insensitive to the people that didn't have nothing to do on Christmas how's that the game? Thank you The slave master, acting crazy again. Go get your tilapia, man. Get in your bed. Hey, yo. What happened, man?
Starting point is 03:41:47 Listen, man, he spoiled you, niggas. The nigga's in his bag. I don't know how your court case went good. The way you acted, nigga, you just running around here. Nigga tried to kick me to the curb in the back room just now. Like, yo, nigga, nigga, look like this to me. Put his two fingers up. You gotta go.
Starting point is 03:41:55 You gotta go. Nigga, you fight. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man.
Starting point is 03:42:03 He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. He didn't fight for his man. Like you think they would like this to me, but it's too big. It's you gotta go. You gotta go fight Hit it fight Barks basement, which you gotta go you know, this is another thing. We talk about it later. He just crazy son This thing is nuts and disrespectful my missus on web. I don't know the last day of flips contract is December 31st, okay? That's it. So we just trying to figure it out and get it together. So what did you just say to me? What did you say to me just now before you open that door happy new year, I don't know what is it you say yo
Starting point is 03:42:41 You whispered. Oh, but you said it loud if you gotta go you gotta go Walked out right after he cleared the way for me to walk Yeah, I know I know any only tell half a story true, but I'm gonna let him cook No, no, no another have to go sound good Good man, listen, man. I'm happy to see you guys. I do want to say Joe has spoiled you guys, but We are definitely happy especially parks basement. It gives us a different feel we are happy that we were able to provide you with content We are happy that you guys have been supporting us over here the JB JB Peak and you know happy new year, happy holidays man. Yes.
Starting point is 03:43:27 Happy new year indeed. And be safe. Enjoy your families, your parents, your children, your siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces, nephews, your significant others, husbands, wives, sides, whatever vices you might be into. Get you a little bit of Riesling, some redices you might be into. Get you a little bit of Riesling, some red wine. Prostate. Please be careful with the vapes and anything else
Starting point is 03:43:50 that they might be putting fentanyl in. Please rest in peace to Nini still. But just be careful out there, man. Be careful, crime is up, scams is up. If you're taking the train, stay home. That shit is dirty, filthy, and disgusting, and there's killers on there. Facts.
Starting point is 03:44:06 Getting off right at your stop, right? Someone else just got stabbed. Yeah, on Grand Central. Everything is up. It's crazy. Everything is up. This is after Eric Adams approved the $20 trillion deal to have more police on the train.
Starting point is 03:44:21 Yeah, man, go Eric Adams. Shout out to him, man. For New Year's, again again I'm in Costa Rica my wives thinking. Oh you are Single again Ice what the fuck you contributing? And the goddamn show Fuck you know what? Cuz let's do you know about the get out. I'm gonna get a man to the left for you nigga. He over there smiling The baddies are in
Starting point is 03:45:22 stagnant Grab you a tile and all because you will need it I do He faced her Sorry, thank you guys for the me Clap it up I love you each and every one of y You n***a, I built up, yo. I sleep right in front of Paul's shit.
Starting point is 03:46:07 Yo, please remember, we couldn't make it to where we are today without Flip's contribution. We are extremely grateful. Clap it up for our brother. Clap it up for our brother. Can't be the same. Y'all want to take a shot for Flip? It's a good thing you didn't do the full cast photo for the billboard. Nah, we should do a shot for Flip. Yo man, you're trying to keep it to be like that
Starting point is 03:46:27 because you got. What? Oh man. That's why it should be me on the billboard. No, it's family. Because the very next day somebody will call him, put their nuts on him, say, yo, man, this what I need.
Starting point is 03:46:41 Chopping block. This what I need to continue this. Oh, well that's not gonna happen. This is what I need to continue Everybody getting all the money in the world Tracy Morgan money for all But, this is not for me to over- Two niggas in here just with a scratch on. That nigga flip-core in and like fucking Sammy Jackson and then negotiate. That nigga said, listen, this is the number, make it happen. And I didn't even speak to Ian Bassie then. I had a nigga speak to Ian. I'm not speaking to Ian.
Starting point is 03:47:22 I know, but when you came in late today, I was like, he got the message. I said that to myself. I said, this ain't the sick late. This is the, ah, that's what you said, bitch. I was sick. You can't trick me, man. I swear to God, I was sick. I know you was sick.
Starting point is 03:47:36 I swear to God. Twice. Got sick again. I was sick, I swear. No, it was a real sick, and then it was like, you motherfucker, man. Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity. I was real sick and then it was like Peace love health wealth and prosperity keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there until the next time we bid You would do fear. Well audio. So Viva Durche. I was to la vista our voir or simple head now will suffice Remember life on my gird hacking up hate that hate that good through the outro and your gird kicking
Starting point is 03:48:06 Remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have again Let's get a quick prayer for everybody in the room and outside the room no matter what you're going through and here's to prosperity In 2025 for each and every one of you until next time man Yeah, we going in 2025 for each and every one of you. Until next time, man. Yeah. We gone. Hey, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 03:48:31 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 03:48:38 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP? Nigga, they going to the New Year with her. Huh? Nigga, I'm not going to the New Year with you. I'll leave you back in 2024. She's never been an alligator. Nigga, I'm gonna renew this contract too.
Starting point is 03:48:59 I just wanna see the text that was sent. You mother fucker. You let these niggas live with you? Oh no, I fucking gave you my body. I gave you. You know what I'm saying? What, what, what? Afterer gave you my body with a screenshot from the live you got this I am so disgusted with y'all. If you actually think that's the way shit went fucking down, you got me fucked up.
Starting point is 03:49:30 Fucked up. Talk this shit, man. I don't believe anything I say on here. I'm just talking shit. But tell us what really happened. No. Oh. Now I just gotta assume my shit.
Starting point is 03:49:41 You lost out. You lost your chance. You too. What the fuck? I just gotta assume my shit. You lost out. You lost your chance. You too. Laughter Hey. Hey. I hear laughing a little too motherfucking hard over there. You shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 03:49:54 We all lost out. JPP, JPP, where would you be without the JPP? Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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