The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 796 | "The Distinguished Panel"
Episode Date: February 1, 2025In the latest episode from the JBP, the crew starts with new music highlighting Weeknd’s album ‘Hurry Up Tomorrow’ (29:47) as well as EST Gee’s ‘I Ain’t Feeling You’ (44:30), and a new s...ingle from Tommy Richman (55:30). Joe and Melyssa revisit their argument from earlier in the week (1:21:32), the five-episode documentary ‘The Fall of Diddy’ on MAX (1:40:32), and the room shares their thoughts with the victims following a plane crash in DC (2:12:51). Also, Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker has been banned from two spas (2:35:50), Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier is under investigation for alleged gambling when he played in Charlotte (3:08:12), A$AP Relli takes the stand in the A$AP Rocky trial (3:22:02), and more. Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Aaron Page - “Lord Knows” Ice | Will Smith & Big Sean (feat. OBanga) - “BEAUTIFUL SCARS” Parks | Jim Jones - “Jomo” Melyssa | JAHKOY, CVIRO & GXNXVS - “Shadows” Ish | JoJo - “Nobody”
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Mike, Mike, Mike, damn I sound good.
Hey man.
Hello.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey.
Here we go.
I sound nice.
You turned these up?
No.
You did some over here.
Some sound louder.
I sound good.
Like your mind just sound louder.
Forgot what my flirt voice sound like.
Stupid ass relationship I'm in.
Forgot when I get my, I mean, my flirt voice.
Voice note time.
Voice note him down.
That's what a lot of girls that I know comment on
is your voice.
Really?
His voice is so sexy and I'm like, oh.
That's what you do.
You do have a nice voice, but it's like,
thank you very much.
You're like my brother, so it's like,
I don't want to hear girlfriends drooling over you.
Thanks, thanks Melissa.
Yeah, but you do have a nice voice.
Hey, a lot of hate.
Don't hate to your friends.
Like if your friends is giving it up, you can hate on me.
I do say, I'm like, you're right.
But if your friends is giving it up, you gotta give up me. I do say, I'm like, you're right.
But if your friends is giving it up,
you gotta give up a little bit with him.
You gotta give up a little bit.
I say what you mean.
I do concede.
I'm like, he does have a very, very nice voice.
He does, yeah.
Antoine, you good, you good, my brother?
You good?
Straight at six o'clock, brother, we good.
You know my voice is good.
That's why you used to let me do the talking.
Is that what it was?
Why you think I used to do the talking?
Because I was on punk time.
Bitch ass nigga, that's what I was on.
Go over there and woo him with the voice real quick.
I'll come in with the eyes.
And they feel a little tanned.
And then you hit him with the thumb.
Ooh.
Voice, eyes, thumb.
That's a triangle.
We got him.
Triangle offense.
What's up, man?
What's up?
What's good?
How you doing?
Great.
Happy to be here.
Happy to see each and every one of you.
For sure.
I got it.
Ish, how are you feeling?
Yeah, welcome back, Ish.
I'm good.
You sounded crazy coming in today,
but you sounded a little better now.
That's what you actually did. I'm a little better now actually better now they lose
steroids shot in the ass
That'll get that voice back right in a matter of minutes. That's the only thing to do it
Who's giving us their rights? Corey?
I heard something about you ten minutes ago that I don't believe is true
It ain't true to let's is true. It ain't true then.
Let's hear it.
It's not true.
Somebody on this couch told me.
Somebody on this couch told me.
Why are you starting so early?
Because I don't believe it.
It was something that I heard too.
Okay. That's how you do it. It was something that I heard too. Okay
That's how you do it get it off. Get it off you fuck you know you guys we got some of my guys
Somebody said that You believe the reason you're balding the way that you are now is because of the headphones
Who said that?
Somebody somebody on this couch told me.
I don't know who told them.
OK.
I said to her, I mean, this was.
That's why we're in the wireless room.
I said to this person, her, he didn't say that.
You lying on my man.
And what did that person say?
I heard it.
And what did that person say? I heard it.
But unlike you, I'm not going to fucking spill my sources.
Erickson told her.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Erickson told her.
This nigga.
Diamond them out.
You can get the Burger King.
Yeah, let's get a bud started with some cheese,
Bratton.
With some snitching.
That's why you think.
The pod started with some ratting. That's why you think.
Probably.
How has your week off been?
Yeah, what did you do?
Which is really two weeks in pod time.
Work.
Wait, what?
What the hell?
You worked?
What was I supposed to do? Jesus, I hear it.
Work.
That's all you do.
What else you do?
But you took off work.
To work.
I couldn't talk.
He could build though.
He could build, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You coulda came in, made some faces.
I coulda came in and just been moral support?
Nah, doing a mind pod is crazy.
He could have done his little sign language thing, getting his bag.
Nah, that nigga would say, keep that shit away.
I'm glad you're feeling better. Was it the vid?
Nah, I took the shit. I said no.
There's so much going around my nigga. They all cousins.
All residents. COVID. Flues, cold, bronchitis.
Some noro shit, whatever the f***.
Noro something, all that shit, his cousins.
Yeah, but you was sick for like a while.
Like you did 2 Pods sick and then took 2 Pods off sick.
Nah, that f***ing Imani, yo.
My nigga Wills.
Nigger Imani.
Play with that E.
He said you got him sick.
By your own hookah nigga.
Yo we had that shit.
No, no, let me tell you.
Where's that thing?
No, where's that that shit?
When you left, we had that shit, hook it up.
Y'all didn't have your own tips?
I told my girl.
Yo.
What's wrong Ice?
Yeah we had our own tips, nigga.
Two days later, day and a half later, it was a wrap.
Y'all split the hookah?
Yeah, I don't really like letting no dudes pull on my hookah.
I'm not gonna split the bill on the hookah.
No.
Win halfsies.
No, nigga.
I will jump you, nigga.
If y'all win halfsies on the hookah.
Yo, you'll be 30, dog.
I'll Venmo you.
And I got a refill.
Send it.
I'm kinda glad I don't smoke hookah no more, though.
Same.
That's one of the reasons why I stopped.
Communal smoking things are fucking disgusting.
But you'll smoke weed behind other things.
No, I won't.
Really?
Not really.
If it's like a very close friend, I mean, cool, family member wife, something like that, yeah. It's fucking disgusting. But you'll smoke weed behind other things. No I won't. Really? Not really.
If it's like a very close friend,
I mean cool, family member wife, something like that,
yeah, but otherwise no.
Really?
Yeah, no.
Yeah that's what's happening now.
People is just like.
There's enough weed out there.
It's not like the 90s when it was like.
I always thought that shit was the most disgusting
shit in the world.
You sit there and watch a nigga roll up nigga beat.
Licking it.
Putting the blunt in their mouth,
getting it all wet.
It dries off.
Well that's what Imani do to the hookah tip.
Lick it.
That's his arm.
Ah.
Ah.
Suck on it a little bit.
Sorry you gonna fart me.
You can't do that to you, you saw that.
No, that's my man.
Wait till it gets here then you can do it.
Yeah, no, that's my man.
That's my man, I'll take it back.
No, but that's the man.
The hookah host be mad racist.
Telling about some, he don't like to hear that no. He say no, you say no. Nah, I'm good on hookah. be mad racist. He don't like to hear that no.
He say no.
You say no.
No, I'm good on the hookah.
Yeah, nigga, I don't want the hookah.
Take your $45 begging ass over there.
It's funny because they do it on a different tab, at least up here.
Most spots, you pay the hookah guy separate.
Separate.
So that's why they be tight.
This is their whole shit.
And that's when, that was another reason I stopped smoking that shit.
I probably stopped before then.
But yeah, you take the hookah.
All right, OG, I got you.
He's staying there.
Yeah, cash only.
No, you pay.
That's the one.
No, you pay now.
No, I'm Joe Budden.
No, no, no.
I'm Joe Budden.
No pumping up, pay it up.
Ask around.
Pay it up.
That's what I'm talking about.. No pumping though, pay it though. Ask around. Pay it though. What the fuck are you talking about?
All right, one call.
You want to speak to Big T?
Oh, shit.
Got one.
Somebody right here in Journal Square.
Mm-mm.
Yo.
You're horrible.
I know Spanish.
Papa, I'm Arabic.
What the fuck are you talking about?
They call my man Ice Ony.
See what's going on. They clearing the streets. That call my man Ice Ony, see what's going on.
They clearing the streets.
It's not funny at all.
It's not funny at all.
The photo of the century though, is they taking the dude away.
I don't know if it's AI or it's fake, but they taking the dude away.
With the shirt.
And on the back of his shirt, it say Latinos for Trump.
Oh my gracious.
That's the best shit in the world.
I was, I did not know if that was AI.
That's the best shit in the world, even if it is or they.
I was this close to reposting it.
I know you was.
This close, but I was like, it might-
It had a 40 minute caption.
Yeah.
And then-
Y'all roll pass on Depot?
Empty.
Damn.
Bro.
I ain't been there in a couple weeks.
Listen, Home Depot's in my hood.
It'd be 70 motherfuckers outside of me.
Shut the fuck up. I ain't been here in a couple weeks.
They cleared out Home Depot?
Empty.
What?
Empty.
What about Lowe's?
I ain't really seen them at Lowe's.
They don't be in front of Lowe's like that.
We so racist.
They don't be at Lowe's.
Why are they at Home Depot and not Lowe's?
Lowe's don't get the same traffic that Home Depot get,
especially here.
Okay.
Like they don't get the same.
I didn't know if there was like a preference.
And then Lowe's Depot right there.
Got it, got it, got it.
In New Jersey the Lowe's are in like more bougie areas.
Got it.
Is your company good?
Straight, straight like six o'clock.
Gotta make sure now.
Gotta make sure. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Big flip. Big flip o'clock. I gotta make sure now.
Make sure. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
Big flip in the building. Peace. Peace. Peace.
Straight from a space. Sit down.
That's cool. That's cool. I didn't need that.
No, no. My fault.
No, my daughter got suspended. Yeah.
Oh, what'd she do for the for lateness?
I got me coming late.
I didn't know they do that in Jersey.
Suspension. They suspended for two days for excessive lateness, I know that, I be coming late. I didn't know they do that in Jersey. Suspension?
They suspend her for two days for excessive lateness.
Even though she's on the honor roll, so.
Ain't never heard that one.
So it'll make you miss two days
because she was coming late to school.
Yeah, 24, this is a 24 year to date.
It's not a bad little rule, what?
That's a dumb ass rule.
It's mad dumb, I was in there yelling.
They on or something.
Hey, they might have changed the game.
Oh, nah, that's stupid.
Nah, that's dumb as hell.
That's crazy they did that.
Real quick, I did hear y'all talking.
The streets is clean.
Liberty Avenue in Queens, clean.
It's not funny, yo.
No, we can't laugh at this.
Why we keep laughing and saying it? Because it's not funny. It's not. It's horrible., we can't laugh at this. Why we keep laughing and saying it?
Because it's not funny.
It's not.
It's horrible.
The manner in which they going to get some of these niggas,
I'm not mature enough to not laugh at that part.
And I voted for Kamala.
So I feel like I should be able to laugh for four years.
If I voted for Kamala, I gotta get my shit off
for y'all niggas that did this
On the news this morning They was going in a house to look for somebody that wasn't there made the family get out line up outside
Realized homie wasn't there and just took dad
Yeah, hey, we're gonna waste this trip.
Turn it around. Yeah, we ain't wasting this trip.
You know my papers is in the process.
They don't want to hear none of that in the process.
Process.
Even the lady, the Congress lady from,
I think she from Florida, Cuban lady.
You know, the Cubans voted for Trump like,
that's their cousin.
She like, no, see, the people that are already
have their applications in, we gotta put something in
to stop, no nigga,
get the fuck outta here, that's your man.
This you trying to blame Biden,
now that's your people's, fuck outta here, Dodo.
American has become so used to people,
or the migrants, or immigrants, however we describe them,
or just people doing work.
Those are two different things, but carry on.
Oh, same shit.
No, it's okay. Two different things. Those are two different things, but carry on. Same shit. No, it's okay.
Two different things.
All right, which one, migrants, explain.
Immigrants are, I think theoretically,
people that come here legally.
Legally, okay, yeah, that's what I mean.
People that were exiles from other countries, anyway.
Thank you very much, Vox.
I think.
Which ones are you doing to attack on?
You gotta attack on the migrants.
No, he's not.
No, I did, but they-
For my four months.
I did, hold on, listen, I did, but they checked me when I got ready. Yo, they got you, Trump got you too. He was mad about them on the migrants. For the hell of a month too. No, I did, but they- For my four months. It's been much longer than that.
Hold on, listen, I did, but they checked me when I got-
Yo, they got you, Trump got you too.
He was mad about them on the bikes, the little scooters.
He was tight.
But listen, we became so accustomed to people doing work for us, now who's going to do the
jobs?
That's racist.
No, it's not racist, because a lot of Americans are lazy.
It's not racist. Okay, I'm not just not racist. Some of a lot of Americans are lazy
It's not racist. I'm not mature enough to have
A lot of Americans not doing the for the money that they would do it for exactly
What does this do to the car look yeah, he go breathe what does this do to the economy?
They take me yo, ayo Joe. This is one of those times where I will not step on whatever talk that y'all are willing
to have.
Joseph Anthony Button Jr.
Has bleed to fit.
Yeah.
You know you're gonna like, you could, you could.
What y'all say about that American?
Every time I get to the cliff, you just let me jump in.
Like I did in Utah.
You don't have to pull the rope, nigga.
It's the weekend.
I got you.
Nah, fam.
I wanna have some fun.
Nah, the lady was like, who gon' pick our strawberries?
Yeah.
I was like, yeah. Can, the lady was like, who gon' pick our strawberries? Yeah.
Yo, I was like,
you're the biggest...
Can you say that on TV?
Billy Bob?
Billy Bob gon' taste the strawberries
and eat them off the table.
He ain't even gon' wash them shits off.
We need people that's dedicated to the job.
A lot of us is lazy.
I'm lazy.
Yo, listen, at Construction site.
Nigga, you think it's gon' go out there
and fuckin' mow lawn, nigga?
No!
Yes, nigga. Not the way you did it. I go out there and fucking mow lawn, nigga? No! Yes, nigga.
Not the way you did it, I saw your shit.
I saw some of your property.
Yeah, the construction site,
it was, the nigga said he got 43 employees.
Nine niggas showed up to work.
Facts.
So that's gonna stop the building going up.
My nigga like, it's gonna have negative effects.
The restaurant industry?
All of that.
It's bad right now.
It's bad, you right man.
I would like to go trip up America's power grid.
Wait, what do you mean?
Throw the lights, throw the switch off?
It's gone, like we did before.
It's gonna get nasty.
No lights, no water, no nothing.
Just, you are anarchy.
Just survive bitch.
I was watching somebody, Joe Rogan.
They was talking about what's going to happen
if the power grid is going to turn off
and what will it look like?
It will be the apocalypse, the modern day anarchy.
And I was like, hmm, this is interesting.
We've seen kind of examples of that shit.
Like very, very, no, no.
Very, very, very tiny examples.
And look how we act nigga.
Like when we had that big blackout in 2003.
When hurricanes, when the sewers,
I know it's not the same.
It's just, it's a tiny little snapshot.
As to how people act.
We never got to the desperation part though.
We still had water.
We got shit back before then.
When that desperation kick in,
that niggas is kicking in doors,
and all right, you got some food over there,
we coming to get it.
That part.
When unemployment hits 30 and 40%,
then your cool ass neighbor next door,
gonna be the nigga sneaking in your house
when you and your wife leave,
that's what they talking about.
That's right.
They ain't gonna sneak.
They gonna walk right in, nigga, midday.
They kicking in the door. I'm getting shot. But anyway, no. And I've seen something else they talking about. They ain't gonna sneak. They gonna walk right in and they gonna mid-date.
They kicking in the door.
They getting shot.
But anyway.
And I've seen something else that talked about just how many valuables Leo DiCaprio lost
in the fire.
That wouldn't be a bad trip going to see.
They had the dudes that was looting.
See if he left some shit off.
Wait, so his house got looted or it was burned to the ground?
Burnt to the ground, but the amount of valuables
that were burnt to the ground in his house.
They said millions and watches.
The niggas was going and they had looting.
Millions and art.
It was.
What else did they say?
He had a lot of stuff.
Yeah, he had a whole lot of stuff
when the house burned down.
Whole lot of shit.
Millions.
You didn't.
No, no.
And that's just based off your baby picture.
I'm telling you, everything now is based off your baby
picture.
This nigga was not.
When your head was mad 35 years old
and you was holding arsenal around the hips.
Everything he say now, that pops up in my head.
Take your headphones off.
That nigga's head was that size, Pau.
No, that nigga's ear, he must have got his ears
pinned back like a pit bull.
Yeah. That nigga's ears look size, Paul. No, that nigga ear, he must've got his ears pinned back like a pit bull. That nigga ears was like this at first.
No, his head grew into his ears, man.
That nigga ears, it's to the side.
His ears grew into his head, whatever that shit is.
But your shit used to be like,
y'all big, or the 90s, you know that?
We gotta do something, man.
What?
We gotta, you know, I'm worried about you.
About what?
I'm worried about your workers and shit, man.
For what?
Because you've got a lot of joints.
We good around here, fam.
Yeah, you keep telling my white people, bigging them up because you, you know, you procreated
with one, but that doesn't mean anything, bro.
The house is going up slow and slow.
I'm lost.
I'm telling you that the workers that you usually deal with, Jamaicans and whomever,
they're not outside no more.
So now we gotta go elsewhere, nigga.
Let's go to Europe, let's put out a fucking Craigslist ad,
nigga, let's get them down here, bro.
Flip, my workers are fine.
Okay, all right.
No.
My projects have not stopped.
Oh.
I'm good.
Talk heavy.
Talk heavy.
I'm fine.
Talk heavy.
Big head. My cousin got a construction company. That heavy. Talk heavy. I'm fine. Talk heavy. Big ass.
My cousin got a construction company.
That nigga said nobody cares.
He called me yesterday.
He said, yo, nobody.
I'm telling you.
I don't wait for it.
And I tried to play a trick.
And you know how my car's all black.
I tried to pull up where two guys were standing.
Them niggas ran.
So I said, I said, J.R., all right.
I didn't want to put the video up
because I don't do that no more.
But.
Where you them people alone, man? I want to see the video up because I don't do that no more but
That's wrong, yes, I just wanted to see What you thought they were gonna talk to you? I wouldn't be talking to you. Had no place to be, that's a jam. Take this off. Thank y'all. This thing is...
They run fast too.
Okay.
Thank you. Thank you.
Big boss.
Good times are really weird in this kind of thing.
Relax, Wills. Good times is really weird in this kind of city We're just playing the business No one's rolling, good times is real
Good times
This song was unironically planned
Good times
This is not good times right here
All you've got to do is know
Mic check one two one two, mic check one two one two
Good times
Shout to wherever you might be listening from
Shout to the first and last time listeners
Shout to the hate listeners
Let's go!
Be of the good times
40 and up, 40 and up, 50 and up right now
Our new state of mind
Be of the good times
No job un! Happy days are here again It's that skate music I should probably get busy to this shit.
He get crazy.
Big Jersey, Big Jersey, shout out to the whole New York City.
Connecticut, Boston.
Yo, you went backwards with your skates?
You used to go backwards? Connecticut Boston You were back
You go backwards
Be more with us. We're good Always for the ladies, always for the ladies, ow! Got a great show lined up for y'all today, man.
So happy to be here, so blessed to be here All praise to the God No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no drivers, taxi drivers Everybody work at retail, what's poppin' on?
Ayy
Everybody need corporate bad
Shout to the dope boys and the dope girls
All the gang members listening, salute, salute, salute, salute
All the scammers, what up, what up, what up?
Everybody in the building
Ayy All the subgroups out there, hey What up, what up, what up? Everybody in the building. Hey!
All the subgroups out there, hey!
What up, everybody?
Do you want me?
Do you want me in the way I really need you?
Do you need me?
Shout out to all the bad bitches out there.
Do you need me?
Medium uglies too, what's up, what up, what up, what up?
Do you want me?
Do you want me in the way I do?
Oh my independent ladies, make some noise!
Eat me in the way I really want you
I ain't gonna lie, you're gonna kill us there, yo.
You'll kill us there, bro.
You gotta DJ live show, you gotta DJ first, nigga.
We gotta get to the live show, but yeah, I'll do it.
You guys used to do it.
You kill it.
Gotta get to the live show, but yeah, I'll do it. You guys used to do it.
You guys, you kill it.
["Bloomy Day in New York City"]
Nice gloomy day in New York City, hey!
["Bloomy Day in New York City"]
Everybody out there stuck in traffic right now.
What up, what up, what up, what up?
["Bloomy Day in New York City"]
Let me show you all the ways I can't show you.
Shout out to the niggas out there that fuck the friend group.
Hey!
Shout out to the friend groups that fuck the nigga.
Hey! ["Bloomy Day in New York City"] Fuck the friend group, hey. Fuck the friend group, say fuck the nigga, hey.
Oh, for one more fall, hey.
Oh, for one more fall, hey.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Hey, big man, big man, big man.
Big man, hey.
My man Will's up in the building, shout out to him.
Shout out to Will, hold on.
You see it out there, Willin', Willin', Willin'
We see how you're doin' it, Will
Will's with that, bro
Will's with that, bro
Alright, we gettin' to it, man, shout out to everybody outside right now
Just in case it's a midnight drop, shout out to the lit niggas out there.
I really want you.
Woah, woah, woah, woah.
Everybody at the bar right now.
What up, what up, what up, what up, what up?
Woah!
What are you laughing at, mom?
Wheels.
I was watching that clip last week and dying.
That was so funny.
That's big wheels right there. I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man Yeah, yeah, yeah Applause
Trumpet
Trumpet
Trumpet
Microphone check, mic, mic, mic, mic
My mic sounds nice
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Welcome to episode 796 of the best podcast
in the entire fucking world.
That's right.
I'm the best host in this entire fucking universe.
Jump off Joe Beze, fully dressed, happy to be here.
To my right, you know the vibes, legend in the game.
Big M4, Melissa Ford in the building.
Hooty hoo. Next to her, queens flip, queens get the money, queens what's good Melissa Ford in the building. Hooty hoo.
Next to her, queens flip queens, get the money,
queens what's good.
What's poppin', what's poppin'?
Next to him, big wheels, King Wawa.
Big wheels.
Big issues in the building.
What up, what up, what up, what up, what up?
Welcome back.
Thanks, sir.
Thanks, buddy.
Freeze, freeze, I ain't got time for this shit today.
Big freeze, Elizabeth Finest is in the building.
Yo, yo, yo.
Myra's finest, Parks is in the building, Poet's in the building,est is in the building. Omira's Finest, Parks is in the building.
Poet's in the building.
Cory's in the building.
Keeb and Ian are here.
Erickson is here.
Tanner and Savon are here by remote.
Last but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys is here with us.
What up, what up, what up?
How's everybody feeling?
Who powers this episode?
Oh yeah.
All that stuff.
Brought to you by, fueled by, powered by Price Picks, Price Picks gang. Yeah. Important to get that out while a lot of podcasts are
struggling to find funding. Very important to just get that off while some other podcasters
may be cutting budgets. Oh, is that shade? Struggling, no. Oh, okay. No. Every time I
try to diss podcasters as a whole, y'all always attribute it to just one or two. Oh, is that shade? Struggling, no. Oh, okay. No, every time I try to diss podcasters as a whole,
y'all always attribute it to just one or two.
Oh, maybe it was, I don't know.
No, no, no, it's fully automatic.
Got it.
Spray the whole shit up.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You know what I mean, good luck to all y'all out there.
What's up with y'all?
Good.
It's good, how was y'all week?
What's up with y'all?
Good. Good.
Good.
How was your week?
Everybody. Great. Good, busy, studio. Good. How was your week? Everybody.
Great.
Good, busy, studio, regular shit.
Yeah, working man, preparing.
In the crib.
Oh yeah, you got your shit coming up, right?
Yeah, tomorrow, so I'm preparing for that.
I've been preparing.
Okay, what's tomorrow?
The room.
Tell them over there.
I will.
Yeah, tell them over there though.
We did that mad.
That was nasty.
You could have did it better than that.
Also, that was the board.
That was nasty. There you go again. All right, I apologize. You could have seen your better than that. Also, I was supportive. That was nasty. Here you go again.
I apologize.
You could have seen your guys.
We'll talk about it later.
I apologize.
Later we'll tell you.
Yeah.
Later we'll tell you.
But I ain't do shit.
I'm in the house all week, watching TV, eating shit.
You've been in the house lately a lot.
This feels good.
It feels good.
I'm not gonna hold it.
How's your sleeping patterns?
Great.
How's your smell?
Have you been smelling things actually?
Have your nose holes open up to different smells?
Your nose holes?
Nobody's pregnant.
I knew this was where he was going.
You gotta up it.
Nobody pregnant.
Twinsies, nigga.
Hey, my big mama hit me.
She said she won't come on the pod.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
And?
And what?
Did you say yes or no?
No, I got to check with y'all to see if your baby mom's
just coming.
They got nothing to do with us?
What they got to do with us?
Just be one baby mom.
This nigga is crazy.
They got nothing to do with us?
Everybody got to be him, bring her up.
That has nothing to do with us.
Bring her through. Gang, bring her up. Bring her through.
Gang, gang, gang.
Niggas be so shook.
Ain't got nothing to do with us.
Handle your business, King.
They'll play it all.
Yeah, no, I've been in the house getting good sleep.
I told you, first quarter of the year,
I'm feeling out 25 and it look away.
So I'm chilling.
It looks crazy outside.
I don't want to do too much.
Now that thing about this strip club's been kind of empty.
Well.
It's ideal.
So, you know.
Well, what, pops?
It's great for me.
It, it rounds them up.
Yeah, same reason we just talked about 20 minutes ago.
Same reason Home Depot empty.
Yeah.
Nah, but they.
What?
You just got back.
You gotta talk to us.
Different caulk. Yeah, that's not funny. No, no, no, it's funny. It's not, really. to us. Different caulk. Yeah, they think, that's funny.
It's not really, they think.
That's the same caulk.
That's funny, that was the same caulk.
But no, they think it's different.
They think they only looking for South Americans.
They don't think they necessarily looking for them.
Especially in New York.
It's facts, now they running it everywhere, nigga.
They got niggas running at the show, it's crazy.
They gonna click, yo.
It's gonna be a bunch of skinny white motherfuckers
on Starless.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Coming to the stage, Rebecca.
Look at Becky with that cardboard.
And Trinity.
Trinity.
Trinity.
Trinity.
Trinity.
Trinity.
Sapphire.
Yo.
Oh, I will throw tomatoes at them. Yo. Yo, you gonna be writing, Sapphire. Sapphire. Sapphire. Sapphire. Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire.
Sapphire. Sapphire. Sapphire. Sapphire. Sapphire. Sapphire. Hey, you Pogs, shut up. What's up with your week, man? How'd you do?
You know, just had some meetings and stuff.
After the episode you took me in?
I want to take all my meetings after the episode.
Last episode you took your meetings out?
They were already scheduled.
Okay, how did the meetings go?
Fabulous. I am very well prepared for season two.
Oh, got you.
Got you.
Sponsorship this year? Yeah. How did the meetings go? Fabulous. I am very well prepared for season two.
Oh, got you. Got you high and bothered.
Sponsorship this time?
Yeah.
Let's go.
We got it.
Backed him down.
Backed him down.
Big man.
Backed him down with the ease.
That's a shout out to you, nigga.
I'm good.
I'm down with her.
Nigga, you fucked up last episode, nigga.
Now the sponsors are coming out, nigga.
Thank you.
Nigga, bring him out.
We out of here, man.
Hot and bothered with Flip.
He's such a mess.
He's definitely bothered.
Hot and bothered.
He's bothered.
He's definitely bothered.
She's hot.
Multiple, double entendre.
That's funny. All right, what's going on? Is man serious shit in the world for us to talk about I'm
silly and immature so I prefer not to start with anything serious queue up the
half of the audience it says oh I'm sure he doesn't want to play anything
serious yep you're right now it's a weekend god damn it oh that's a weekend, god damn it. Oh man. That's a segue if you want to go there.
Hey, I see what you did.
Let's go, Fox.
I see what you did.
We do have new weekend music.
We got an album.
Hurry up tomorrow.
I stayed up for a while for an album.
Hurry up tomorrow.
Hurry up tomorrow.
Let's close this out, the trilogy.
Huh?
How?
This is the third album out the trilogy. Huh, how?
This is the third album of the trilogy.
It was the
after hours, Dawn FM, and now this.
And he's killing off the weekend character as a whole.
You know, he do all this extra shit with his music.
I didn't get none of that from any of that.
So then what is he supposed,
what's he gonna become after this?
I don't know if he's gonna go by his name.
A weekday.
A weekday?
Yeah, I'm gonna say a week.
I don't know, Thursday, gonna go by. A weekday. A week? Yeah, I don't know. A week, Thursday, man.
Okay.
That's interesting.
You can speak.
Weirdos.
Let's get right to it.
Let's get right to the proceedings.
You heard my guy say,
Track one.
Talk to a bug, D.
Wake me up.
Off of Hurry Up Tomorrow. Love that title.
He's the only one I'll accept these Michael Jackson flips from, I'll tell you that much.
Who else?
Chris.
Chris.
Yeah.
When is Chris gonna do that?
Michael Jackson flips? He's done them.
What flip?
He did PYT flip he did
want to rock with you you gotta shut up man I'm done with you
I just gonna know I just gonna let you know you know he knows an encyclopedia
look at his baby pictures from then we can nigga was just storing information in his ears from four years old.
Ultratron nigga.
Ultratron.
Hey, let's go.
Let it ride, let it rock.
This part at least is not Michael Jackson.
This is Godfather Part 3, the same shit.
George R.R. Warner's Scarface soundtrack.
I hear that now.
I may want to beat drop.
Oh yeah.
Hey.
Oh.
Uh.
Woo.
Mic check.
Uh.
I was on a night.
Wait a minute. Uh. You was? Woo. Hey. I
Went to bed early so I woke up at around 2 a.m. and caught this this shit was get a load of this one. Bend your elbows. Bend your elbows. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Need 10 smokes to get it.
Yeah, he let Bruno Mars know.
Yeah, Bruno what?
Bruno who?
Bruno could never.
Never.
Don't be a wimp. They went absolutely crazy. If you been told you were here
They went absolutely crazy
Dog
Puttin' Mike Dean and Justice in a room should be illegal
It's coming to the fire
This shit made me wanna go buy some new headphones
I need to hear this on something different
Yeah, I need to hear this in the car, I'm not gonna lie.
But I had it in the Bigs in the studio.
So everyone that heard the album,
everyone that heard the album,
tell me what you think, initial thoughts.
I know it's early, this just came out a few hours ago.
I'm not holding you to a real deep dive, but.
I got one listen.
I started last night and listened to the first 13.
I ended with the Pharrell and
Playboy Cardi record and then listen to the second half this morning. The first half to me is absolutely incredible
It's a synth masterpiece for my synth nerds out there Mike Dean were absolutely crazy
Mike Dean and Metro Woman also should just produce everything
Because the records they did together on this and on futures last couple albums are fucking incredible, and some of the Kanye shit.
I love this shit.
The second half to me, I don't know, it kind of dragged,
but I also listened to it in the morning,
it's not the same.
I listened to the first half on Edibles at midnight.
Like, that shit was perfect.
It hits a little different than driving in the morning.
You know what I mean?
But I love it.
This is the first weekend project I loved on First Listen
since that EP he dropped however long ago.
My Dear Madeline Collie.
Yeah, I think that's what it was.
My first, from track one, I was like, this sounds dark.
For sure.
And I love Dark Weekend.
Yeah.
It still had that 80s synth sound to it.
I think we just heard. But it wasn't poppy facts. So I was like, oh, yeah, I'm locked in already
I'm good. I didn't get as far as you did. It was late. Yeah kids and I shit but um, yeah
I just took away that okay if we want some dark sounding shit that is super synth up
You got me and I like Iend's development in terms of melody writing.
They seemed a lot more interesting,
and I don't know if that's a result of being in the studio
with Mike Dean, who's a fucking super musical,
fucking he's creating all these melodies on the keyboard,
so maybe they're bouncing off each other.
But for a while, I feel like Weekend got into a flow
that was like that rap, R&B flow,
where you're just doing a simple ass melody,
super repetitive, and this is not that.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
I enjoyed the first half of this project,
but to me, it took off at track nine.
Now, that future Travis Scott
and the ones right around that.
Track nine was Reflections Laughing.
I'll play it with a bit of that.
Hey.
Reflections laughing I played with a bit of that. Like we've already said, the production on this shit...
Yeah, it's a Travis record.
This one?
Yeah.
Crazy.
Do we still love the trend of them not listing features on projects?
No.
I hate it.
I appreciated when Elliot uploaded the track list with the features.
I hate that shit. Yeah, let me know who's on the fucking song. Yeah, even though I'm gonna take
them off on the title, but I want to see. Yeah, that's all. The credits are easy enough to read
on Apple, so, or Spotify, a lot of places the credits are easy to read, so I think you have to.
Title's a little different, you can just go in and look. Right.
have to title it's a little different you can just go in and look right reflections laughing track night
yeah I gotta go out tonight
this is an old weekend
gotta head outside
this is a road trip album for me
this is an old weekend
old house of balloons ish
yes
let's not get crazy
yeah no I'm just let's not get crazy Yes. Let's not get crazy. Yeah.
No, I'm just...
Let's not get crazy.
I'm not saying...
Let's not get too crazy now.
I see what you're saying.
The darkness of it is the reminiscence of the first...
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, there was a little two album phase where he was just a little too popped out.
Yeah, for sure.
It was too much.
There's a couple of records out there.
That Starboy era when he was...
Yeah. I'm a motherfucking Starboy. Even though I like some of the joints on there. Yeah, some of. It was too much. There's a couple records out there. That Starboy era when he was a student. I'm a motherfucking starboy.
Even though I like some of them joints on there.
Some of the songs are cool, but overall, too much.
Yeah, he back in his dark bag. Let me drown Oh my lord Die in your arms again
Die in your arms
And let the sirens ring out
At the crowd
When they take my crown
God damn this is sick
Crazy
And they take my crown
Oh This music is just Yeah Oh, oh
This music is just, this production, mixing, mastering, it just sounds expensive.
Very, very.
But it sounds good.
Absolutely.
I'm trying to find the song.
Luxurious.
That's it.
That's what it sounds like.
This is crazy too.
This is 10, I'm telling you.
From 9, he absolutely took off.
This is the future's about. This is crazy too. This is 10, I'm telling you. From 9 he absolutely took off. This is the future record I think.
Feels like you're a part of me.
And I can't lie, you still get to me.
Oh no, I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same.
I'm not the same. I'm not the same. I'm not the same. I'm not the same. I'm not the same. And I can't lie, you still got to me
Oh no, I'm in my feelings, fuck their logic
Think I never tear a spot, we symbiotic
No matter what I tell them, when we fall we still get it
So I tell them, I'm in my mind, now my mama always said to drink it slow Future went crazy too. We got a second R&B future. Yeah.
That beat is stupid.
Yeah. This is definitely...
It's fire man. Jump on the road.
It's fire. I ain't gonna sit here and bleed y'all to death.
I'm looking for a certain song.
Where the fuck is that song? Is this the song?
Let me see. I'm looking for a certain song. Where the fuck is that song? Is this the song?
Let's see.
Oh yes. Oh my god, nah, nah, nah. Cock that back. Cock that back. Cock that back.
That's the one, just when you thought you had him pegged. Uh-oh, nah, this is it.
West Side Highway, late night, in a Beamer.
You love a Beamer, or G-Wagon.
Second date, you already gave her 95 hours on the phone.
You already talked her ear off, she know everything about you.
Now you're just taking a little ride right quick on a late night.
To the mailbox, to the hoodie store.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
He is buggin'.
Do we have production credits on this shit yet?
It's almost all Mike Dean and Weekend.
Justice is on there a couple times.
I wish I was still doing music so I could pay Mike Dean to sit next to me while I do music.
Let him go, let him go. Let him cook.
Let him cook, let him cook! You're back! My group to Madonna, my connect to my father I don't know that I'm not his true
I remember my dramas, tryna clean up my closet
Cause I'm full of your haters, when they can never control us
And my enemies hate it, cause I own my soul
I know, I know, they think I don't
I know, I know, and they try to fucking kill me
Spending misinformation,na play me other than it's my own
I'm not so doggy
I'm just in this life and pain
You can tell me they did it
I have nowhere to live in
High school dropout, chilling with academics
Every word I'm saying is
I'm a big daily baby
Now you know I'm a big daily baby
Now you're out, man.
As great as the first half was, nine on down, I think he went somewhere else.
That's more my bag in terms of tempo and then flow and just vibe just vibe man
Go weekend go weekend friends to show
Probably the only friend of the show that hadn't done the show
But I mean he ain't done y'all shows neither so I complain
Fucking weekend
Talking and yeah, no no talk to y'all. I love that
Yeah, I love it from the guys that could do it and he can do it. That's that mega star shit, bro
I'll pop out once you're a certain level. Yeah, and now since tour. He's a motherfucking star boy
Him and Playboy Carti, right? Yeah stadium tour stadium tour
Pretty big deal. Yeah, since I was a J, I've been legit.
I hate all you fans that are stalking people's tours to see if they sold out and how many
seats they sold.
I think y'all are annoying.
It's weird.
And it's stupid because I really don't think y'all know how big a stadium is.
Yeah.
Like, you expect somebody to announce a tour today and the stadium tour sell out in a week, but they're already
Clocking his shit when they were clocking Kendrick and scissor shit from the drop
Yeah, and they doing it with Drake in Australia
They just do it now
Like now is look how many seats are available and they pull up the ticket master shit that show you is dark blue
Which means there's a lot of seats in the section. Got it. Oh, we're X amount of months away from it and it's still seats available.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Man, they so annoying.
I hate these new fans.
I can't stand them.
That's why I'm listening to country music now, man.
I'm going to make a hunch showing up, man.
Shabizo.
Shaboozy.
Shaboozy.
He going to check you.
He going to check you.
He told y'all I want to smoke.
That's my man.
Say his name.
Shout him out. Yeah, clean it up. I thought I did on a previous, that's my man. Say his name, shout him out.
Yeah, clean it up.
I thought I did on the previous part, but in case he-
You did it a couple times.
Here's this one and not that one,
let me clean it up again.
Oh man, the weekend, great job, great job.
I'm gonna continue to spend this over the weekend,
see what it sound like, see what it's giving,
see what the vibe is.
Yeah, I'm doubling the dose tonight.
Yeah, yeah.
Changing up the light and put on the nice lights,
you know what I mean?
Yeah. Red light, blue light? Maybe both, get a little purplish, you know what I mean? Some A, G and B,
O. You gonna go get the A, G on them? Hey. Slippery things up a little bit. We'll get to it later.
We're unpacking, pause. We're unpacking that A, G and B, O that was introduced in episode five
of that
Puff Doc. I feel like we're gonna have to re-put the tag at the beginning before we get to that
section. Yeah. Might have to. Wild King Knights. That name is way better than Oh man. It is, are we here now? I mean, no. You sure?
We can't be here.
All right.
Well, let's go to ESTG.
Yeah, come on, ESTG.
Oh yeah, yeah.
ESTG dropped his album, I Ain't Feeling You.
My first listen, it's short, 12 songs, 30, 33 minutes.
Something like that.
It's even shorter than that.
Why don't you roll the window down?
It took me a minute to find something.
And if you got power windows, all you gotta do is.
Automatic.
Nah, get back.
All right, so.
I ain't saying nothing.
I'm muting up so Ice could give.
I was really.
There's a whole generation of people
that will not get that reference at all.
Yeah. That's a shame. Oh, that's nasty. I know what looking forward to it. There's a whole generation of people that will not get that reference at all. Yes, that's a shame.
That's a shame.
Oh, that's nasty.
I thought you was talking about from the beginning too.
That's nasty.
That's a CD joke.
That is true.
Because what do you do now when there's nothing to do?
Delete it.
Yeah, but that don't have the same effect.
No, what they do now is they make,
what they've been doing for a while,
they make the meme of like somebody slam dunking
this shit into the trash can.
That's the, they made the internet version.
That's so lame. It's not the same.
It's not the same at all.
It's not the same at all.
Frisbee and the CD.
Frisbee and somebody's shit.
Frisbee and the Weed Play.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or making a coaster, yeah.
Yeah, Frisbee and the Weed Play, we won.
Yeah.
But go ahead.
Y'all know I've been waiting for this album for a minute,
and my first listen, it was too polished.
And I know that sounds like a crazy critique to have but when
you have somebody that makes gritty street music this shit just sounded too clean. I'm
listening to songs I'm like alright it's just not hitting the same as his earlier music
has been. It wasn't until I got to about track five maybe where I'm like okay now we back.
Now do you think that's like a sonic thing
or like content wise?
It's a combination of both.
Got it.
It's a few things.
When I played the first track off the shit,
and this is just off the sample, I did not purchase it,
his voice was different.
His voice don't even sound like it sounded
when he was on his run.
Like it sound like fucking sickish.
It's not like that telephone,
like he's rapping through a telephone,
like the prison raps when a nigga's doing it.
Yes, that's what it's been sound,
but that's been a thing for a minute now with him.
Where is my fucking...
Why?
Yeah, I can play it too.
I don't know.
I do not know the reason behind it,
but there has been a moment where you could hear
the change in his voice,
and it almost sound like he's... Before this this album it was sounds like he was mumbling through a
phone.
Oh, is it Gangsta Grills?
No, this is just track one drums on it.
I can't. I can't hear his voice. I other core fronts, then you beat. You hit me next week, you say it's far, I gotta see. I got a...
Okay, I can't.
Like, I can't hear his voice.
I can't hear his voice like that.
That one get a couple hours out of me?
That one get a couple hours out of me.
It might get a couple hours out of me.
But by the time I got to about five or so, as long as I heard that, forever rolling, we
were back.
Okay.
So I don't know if it's maybe him trying to expand his sound, him trying to, I can't pinpoint it.
It just didn't really do it for me.
Interesting. It didn't do it for me.
It didn't do it for me.
Now there are a few flips that he did
that I was like, okay, great.
I love this flip.
The Duffle Bag Boy flip, which I believe I played
that as a sleeper when it first dropped.
That one was cool.
I don't know, man.
I'm just, I immediately cut this off.
Expectations might've been too high.
No, because I didn't like his previous projects.
I ran right back to Bigger Than Life or Death.
And I don't like when I do that.
When I listen to your album and it leaves me feeling
so underwhelmed and it's like, you know what, let me just go back to
what did it for me.
Right.
So I-
Yeah, I feel like he should have been more aware
of the fizzle out or the wind down to do this.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like this is something-
This is something's missing.
This is something you just drop
when you all the way on fire,
don't have a care in the world, and just want to give your fans something
to hold them over until my real shit come.
This don't sound like the real shit.
The shit you've been working on for years.
It might not be the real shit, but
you have the luxury to play like that right now.
How long in between the two projects was there?
Like is this album the last album?
I have to check, but it's been a minute
since we got a project from him.
Maybe two years.
When were you satisfied with his music?
How long ago, Joe?
Like what was the last project that you said,
yo, ESTG got some heat?
A few years ago.
Two years, two years.
Got it.
When I came on the part and said, oh my God,
what are y'all gonna do with this boy
for the next 10 years?
I get hyped too fast.
I get hyped too fast.
Somebody come out the gate smoking for a few years,
I automatically pin them the king for the next 10.
I gotta stop.
I gotta stop doing that.
This shit is too fickle.
Fans will love you one minute, hate you the next minute.
It's too many variables.
I gotta stop.
It's unfair to a lot of artists,
because as fans, one hand we'll say we want you to,
you know, expand your sound, grow, et cetera, right?
And then when you take that or experiment something
and it don't work, people will start complaining
because we want your old shit. So it's like you then they're gotta be perfect. Like you
know two or three new ones in. Yeah. You gotta give them two. Yeah. And if they
hit and they hit you it worked. You can now expound on that. But if it don't hit
then you can shy away from it. Especially in this era where you can just do
singles and digital releases and shit. You could test shit out, see if that works.
Okay, people ain't really rocking with this.
Let me just give them some ESTG share,
whoever were using this as an example.
Anybody.
Yeah, let me get my wheelhouse and do that.
I don't think you need to play the game anymore
where you just drop an experimental album.
No, not even experimental, it's just like.
Experimental's the wrong word, but expanding album.
Yes, yes.
That's what it is.
It's like, cause on one hand,
I do want my artists to expand.
I don't want you to stay the same person
over and over and over and over.
And then we have artists that stay the same person
over and over and over and we love them.
Yeah, future.
So exactly, so it's like, and over and we love them. Yeah, future. So exactly.
So it's like, it's really unfair to them.
Because you're like, if you're an artist, it's like,
all right, how do I do this?
Do y'all want me to fucking keep making the same song
over and over and over and over?
You're going to kill me for it unless it's all hits.
But that's where your real artistry comes in.
Because you're not making albums for the people necessarily.
You're making albums for what makes you feel good.
Well there's a lot of people that are not really artists.
That's true.
I'm just saying.
Is Drake the only one that could switch it up
and be successful?
Kanye West.
Kanye West, of course, but I mean to have the longevity.
Kanye West has been doing it for 20 years.
Shit, The Weeknd.
The Weeknd.
People do it. It's just sometimes it works, sometimes it for 20 years. Shit, the weekend. The weekend. People do it.
It's just sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't work.
I know what you're talking about.
Wouldn't Kanye be more on a production level of Switch Up?
As an artist.
That sound.
Yeah, his whole, he went from basically
the rap and the rap shit to fucking.
The Rappity Rappity and the 808s.
Yeah, then the techno shit with,
yeah, then to gospel shit.
He has constantly evolved and changed successfully.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's all right.
We got to go.
Don't do that again.
Yo, what the fuck?
So when they say Kanye West is a producer.
No, no, no, I gotta ask a question.
Don't do that, Joe.
Is Hawaiian punch from Hawaii?
Hawaii, yeah, I know.
Is it really punch? For Hawaii, yeah I know. Is it?
No, you ain't.
Is it really Punch?
For real y'all.
Oh damn, sir.
I never heard that.
Is Hawaiian Punch really from Hawaii?
That's what I'm trying to make fun of his man's questions.
That's all.
We've unpacked the flip questions while you've been gone.
We miss you, yo.
Yeah, man.
We really did.
Yeah, normally when somebody take a week off the pod.
They come in fiery.
I think that they about to come back and go crazy.
Well, come on, Wills.
You've been pying for 30 minutes.
I mean, even knowing that, yo, how you been?
How was your week?
That is good.
I want to have it.
What else am I supposed to do?
The nigga's 70 years old getting COVID,
and he just survived.
He's happy to be here.
He's happy to be alive. I've been working. What else you think I've been doing, Joe? This stupid-ass thing. Listen, hold on getting COVID, and he just survived. He's happy to be here. He's happy to be alive.
I've been working.
What else you think I've been doing, Joe?
This stupid-ass nigga.
Listen, hold on.
Imani and him got COVID.
Look how Imani came in, like gothic-y, nigga.
Imani thought it was over.
That's a little gothic-y too.
Oh, what?
Yeah, these niggas just-
They gotta stop sharing the hookahs
at 10, 20, 25.
Yeah, that was bad.
Y'all niggas just-
At least bring some little wipes.
At least get some girls mouths between y'all.
Like you pass it to a lady, let her pass it to a lady.
Let her maybe even pass it to a lady and let her pass it to E.
You and E at the bar just, hey, yo, you done?
Hey, bro, pass the hose, bro.
You finished with that?
Yo, you hogging it.
No shotgun on either, yo. You had the most pulls. Come on, you had that thing forever, yo. Let me get that.
You hogging it.
I'll smoke with you.
Niggas over there shotgunning the hookah.
Can I smoke with you?
No, two hoses on the same hookah.
That's what you should do.
Yes, no, he shouldn't.
No, fam.
Get your own shit.
I get my own shit.
That's really what he should do.
Wifey held you down?
She took care of you?
Because you was sick a long time.
Made you a little soup?
That Portuguese Buckley.
That's what he should do.
That's what he should do.
That's what he should do.
That's what he should do. That's what he should do. That's what he should do.. I get my own shit. That's really Wifey held you down. She took care you could you stick a long time?
Portuguese Buckley
I'm gonna beat you. Not for real, it's like boring as fuck, right?
It was bad.
For a couple days, the cough still ain't go away.
And all that.
Can't even put Vicks on.
I used to come get your ass out of here.
We can't even put no Vicks on our nose.
They got the dogs.
They got the dogs.
Vicks dogs.
It's not funny.
That is horrible.
You can't say that.
What made you think about that?
That smell like Suntro.
What's that shit they be making?
Yo, yo, you can't say that, bro.
Suntro.
Suntro.
Suntro.
Suntro.
That's good, though.
That's shit.
That dog be smelling it.
Go get them niggas.
That's fucked up, yo.
Are we done with ESTG?
Yeah.
ESTG, I'm a fan.
I'd love to hear you back in your bag.
I just don't think this project was it for me.
I will listen to it again.
There's a couple of them where he got in there,
but overall it's just,
I don't know what the focus is.
And then I can't come from Weekend Project
where you give me 1920 songs.
22.
Of Heat and then go to you who's giving me 12
and it's like.
See that's my other thing.
I think with Space War I think with short albums,
when y'all start giving me nine, 10, 11, 12 joints.
And they short songs.
They got to be smokers.
I'm expecting heat.
Yeah, they got to be smokers.
Like I don't think it's room for me
having to be skipping records
when you already gave me a short project at 30 minutes.
Yeah, like I'm good. All right, your man is trying to sneak back out here with 30 minutes. Yeah, like, I'm good.
All right, your man is trying to sneak back out here
with some music.
Oh, we got it.
Oh, God.
It's your man, Tommy Richmond.
Oh.
And they got the TikTok girls already dancing to the show.
And they got the TikTok girls already dancing to the shit. And they got the girls in the video.
You can never understand, it can never be the same.
I never want to change, boy, for me.
All I ever know, I tell you, that's the fucking story.
I'm trying to think.
Don't put it out.
I'm so tired of the sound.
Man, you freak.
What'd you say?
I said don't put it out.
Mix your records, fuck. Yeah, that is terrible. That shit sounds horrible. Change of voice. What you say? Mix your records, fuck.
Yeah, that is terrible.
That shit sounds horrible.
That's what I was hearing.
That's what I thought it was.
That's what I thought it was.
Horribly mixed.
Like I did it.
That's probably what's intentional.
What'd you thought of that big mouth, big and form?
It sounded exactly like that other song.
What's that?
Soulja Boy Tellem.
No, not, well, I mean that's the original.
Yeah.
That sounds bad.
Like it's just like, he's just designated this
as the formula because it proved to be winning for him.
For sure.
And no.
Well then he put out the album that sounded nothing
like that and no one paid.
Nobody paid any.
Paid it dirt.
Yeah, exactly.
He's like, let me go back to it.
Let me go back to what got me number one.
Yeah.
Grammy nominated.
Let me go right back there.
You can't be mad at him.
I'm not mad at the concert.
I just don't think that sounded good.
Who?
That's not so good.
Wait, who can't?
We all could be mad at him.
I'm figuring too.
We speak. Well, I'm trying to let you all go first. Because y'all make it. We all could be mad at him. I'm figuratively speaking.
Well, I'm trying to let you all go first.
Because y'all make it.
We say it a little nicer.
Y'all in here.
It sounds like you're trying to mimic such and such.
And yeah, the song just didn't hit my music palette.
Y'all get it off.
Now shut up.
You're done?
Go ahead.
Hey, dawg.
Hey, dawg. Hey, yo, Ike. Hey, dawg. Hey dog
Hey dog, I hate to be the one to break it to you very bad news
Get this shit the fuck out of here and get you the fuck out of here
Don't try to sneak back in yet We not done being mad at you if Daniel Caesar still sitting down somewhere nigga you sit down, too
If Daniel Caesar still sitting down somewhere, n***a, you sit down too.
Oh, man.
At least Daniel Caesar could sing.
And Daniel Caesar got more talent in his pinky
than Tommy fucking Richmond.
Yeah.
I don't even like that name no more.
I don't like nothing about Tommy Richmond.
I think he should retire.
I think that Tommy Richmond should stop,
but he can't because some hedge fund n*** nigga done signed him and keep dumping money into him
So we're gonna return but we got to keep hearing the horrible version of this shit that worked for you
Because you can't come up with a new slap that don't sound like the old slap enough Tommy Richmond. Was it an old slap?
His old his old slap. I think it was old but what's his old slap?
That shit want no slap to me neither, nigga.
That shit works.
That shit got a lot of airplay.
That shit was cocka.
They programmed.
They programmed.
The chorus was cool.
The rest of the song.
I'm in the city so damn strong.
I'm in the big bed.
I just play the baby.
Because I'm a baby.
Million dollar baby.
A baby, that's all.
That shit was ass.
That shit was ass.
I don't really fuck about her like seven million times.
That shit was ass.
Hey, hey, hey, we don't need a world without hate.
Sometimes hate is appropriate.
That's not hate.
That's opinion.
Well sometimes we need to change.
And now he's gonna change.
He broke on a thin line.
And now he's gonna put the two black girls in the front of the thing.
Oh, don't start saying he's misappropriating the code.
Come on, stop, don't start.
Well, we've been saying that about him.
Don't go down that lane now.
Because he tweeted.
See, that's y'all niggas' problem.
Y'all tweet too much.
True.
Because more people would like this song if you didn't tweet, yo, keep me out of that
black shit. True. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
This is white music I'm doing.
Don't call it black again.
It's like, oh shit.
That's not what he said.
It's a paraphrase.
That's how you received it.
That's not what he said.
That's not what he said.
That's how you received it.
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
Black people always hear shit different
from what somebody say.
He said, this ain't hip hop.
Hip hop is black music.
Yes, but he didn't say that. So when you said, this ain't hip hop. Hip hop is black music. Yes, but he didn't say that.
So when you say, this ain't hip hop,
keep me out of that category, please.
I don't want to find his tweet to quote him exactly.
But that's what he said.
That's his way of saying what they be saying,
which is, yo, I'm white doing this.
Y'all are mislabeling me as that.
Don't put me in the box.
Yeah, don't put me in the box.
I do it broader than the niggas.
Oh.
ER.
S.
Yeah, hard ER.
I'm rocking with you.
Get it out of your head.
Who's he signed to?
That shit is ass.
I want a prank call that nigga too.
I don't feel like he should be off the hook.
Whoever signed him should have,
I should need, we need spam bots in his email.
We need to do the old school shit they used to do
which is just spam the gay porn to your email.
Isosupremacy.
Yeah, I don't know who none of that shit is.
Isosupremacy.
I don't even like the name of that.
I don't like the name of that.
You can't unsubscribe from that shit either.
They used to send the gay links to your email.
And Shorty would to your email. And Shorty put it in your email.
She be like, huh.
Nah, niggas, they used to send dude
with the hammer to your email.
Yo, he right, you can't just open it,
the nigga right there.
Yeah, like, ugh.
How you know you open it?
Oh, that's Brent Fires, people.
On my email, what are you talking about?
When you click the email, if you see it.
It popped up, it was like a-
You couldn't stop it.
It was like a gift. You couldn't stop it. It was like a gift.
You couldn't close out.
It was a gift automatically.
Open them shits, my nigga.
Yeah, he signed to Brent Fires.
Go ahead.
What?
I like Brent as a person.
I like someone Brent music.
And he has some songs that are palatable for me.
But it does make sense that he is signed to him he's not like him
See parts of sad
It's tough to sound worse than Brifias
It's tough to sound worse than Brifias. Oh, God.
Right, man?
Yes.
I like some of Britches.
My girl and her friends love Britches.
I don't know who Britches is.
I love that nigga.
Hey, to the people that love his voice,
I don't try to convince them otherwise.
But to the people that know when a piano is out of key.
It's out of key.
Yeah, it's just, it's just, it's just. It's the way he get It's a little too much. Yeah, it's just...
It's how you get in trouble, though.
But I love him as a person.
I love the businessman he is.
I love his team. I love what he represents.
So I try to just keep him off my...
I mean, I ain't gonna kill him every time
some shit come out, but it does make sense
that Bum Richmond is signed to Brent.
Brent, rob that nigga.
Take it all, the pub, video budget, wardrobe budget.
Take it all.
What you think happening?
I hope so.
Reparations.
Yeah, let's just get off.
It's a cold question.
Yeah.
Million dollar baby.
I'm kidding. Million dollar baby. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Million dollar baby.
Yeah, you just like.
You just take it off the buzzer.
This nigga's like fucking cool in the gang G-Eazy.
What?
Don't do G-Eazy.
Yeah, I'm about to mention G-Eazy now.
Don't do G-Eazy like that.
I don't do G-Eazy like that.
I fuck with G-Eazy.
I know, G-Eazy had slaps. Those are slaps.
That million dollar baby wasn't a slap.
G-Eazy got your ass.
Yeah, that million dollar baby shit wasn't no slap.
Never.
That shit was cock off from the rip.
And go to the Grammys this weekend, boy.
Don't sit home because they didn't nominate you.
Take your new artist ass up there.
Go be mixy. In a suit, network, do the red carpet,
oil interview, get rushed off.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Hey, area.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hey, I got Tommy Rich, Tommy Rich, move nigga, me goes.
Move, move, Sabrina carpet there.
Move nigga.
Yo, you gotta watch the publicists at the awards
that's representing some of the bums,
but they good publicists, so they trying to get their job.
Yo, what up?
I got fucking Aristotle right here, man.
Come on, just give him a look.
All right, we'll talk to him in 10 seconds.
Aristotle, where'd you get your star?
Rolls, amigos!
Oh, shit!
Oh, J-Lo!
J-Lo!
Travis Scott!
J-Lo!
Clear the carpet, Taylor's coming!
It was funny last year at the Grammys
at the red carpet show, two years ago,
whenever I went watching people try to get in the photo shit.
Like they was fighting to get in that fucking red carpet.
Oh, the 360 one?
No, just the, it's a whole line of fucking people,
but there's the main shit with the photographers.
And it was, boy, they was fighting
to get in that motherfucker.
If you know the music business,
the shit that you see is so much more fun,
like what Parks is talking about, right? Like there is a red carpet scheduling and...
There's elite parts of the red carpet.
Yeah, there's red carpet etiquette. There's red carpet with a bum. The bum sites are...
The shit might be fucking 50 feet long, right?
And there's people everywhere, but then there's the spot with like the official fucking photographers and
All them so everyone is bottlenecking trying to get into this one spot and the show's about to come on
You know when you a five o'clock red carpet artists like you gotta they bring it in the crates and they still rolling the carpet out and you showed up.
Waiting for the carpet.
Hey man, you be there before the carpet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You up there talking to the source.
Go, go, go, go.
Yo, grab that in, grab that in.
Talking to rap pages.
Yo, we got rap pages right here, yo.
This is the source.
There's some shit happening.
Hey, hey, and I'm laughing because I identified with that.
For sure.
I'm laughing because that used to be me.
Oh, they can give a fuck about me
at the little red carpet, so I don't know.
But I used to come late.
I ain't getting no five o'clock.
I'm getting 5.45.
I'm getting a little 5.45 that's,
yo, we got your buddy.
And then this nigga, you hear,
click.
Click.
Click.
They got a real phone, They got a camera phone.
They ain't got the cameras.
We got your buddy here.
We got the Kodak shit.
Click.
All right.
They got the little switch here.
They got the little cardboard box camera.
No, the photographers, you still posing.
They done.
They putting their shit away.
Getty.
You giving them looks.
Getty had already left by that time.
Yeah, they got the cardboard box camera. They got a little left by that time. Yeah, that's the thing.
They got in the car for a box camera.
They had a little Kodak shit.
They get in the car.
This shit was a little switch, right?
Yeah.
Then it was like a three year run
where I was going to the carpet against my fucking
better judgment, because I hated them carpets.
I hated all that shit.
But I would get to the carpet and would
be getting a little bit of action.
And those were the three years that Lady Gaga
dressed up in some other shit.
Like meat shit, the meat dress.
And was coming early before her,
before the star's supposed to be here.
We had, what the fuck, she was coming in,
it was a meatloaf.
Whatever.
She was a steak.
You wanna know that?
Man, they left me so bad.
She was like, Gaga.
Cause you could see her,
soon as she get out the car
with a steak on her fucking hand.
Oh man.
Stupid.
Niggas they ran to her car to talk,
but I'm sitting there, yeah man,
slaughterhouse shit coming up.
I don't know.
Yeah, they know.
The picture is just like a blurred picture.
Cause they're swinging the camera.
They fingering awake.
You can see the camera moving.
And Joe like, with the camera.
Yeah, so you know, summer 2012, you know what I'm saying?
We're going to be...
I mean, they're not even nice about it, nigga.
They'll just leave you right there.
Oh, yeah.
They don't say, excuse me.
Because the same way...
Mid-conversation.
The same way there's artists that are real celebrities, some of them paparazzi...
Yes, yes.
Some of them photographers are like them.
It's really John Claude
Wouvet.
For sure.
Yes.
For sure.
He done took every hip hop pictures in 72.
Word.
Oh my Lord.
Sharif in them.
Yeah, artists be thinking they hot.
Hey, speaking of Sharif, nigga, hey, you better.
I've been waiting for you.
Come on.
They talk to them.
Come on, you gotta fix it.
You gotta fix it, don't look at me.
We don't gotta talk about it, because that's your band. I've been waiting for you. Come on. Talk to him. Come on, you gotta fix it.
You gotta fix this, don't look at me.
We don't gotta talk about it, cause that's your man.
But you have to fix it.
What do I gotta fix?
You know when he asks you gotta say it,
cause he does this trick.
No I don't.
Yeah, your man losing his mind off the old work.
You lost your mind off of old work before?
Yeah.
Publicly?
Yeah.
All right then. You was much older than him old work before? Yeah. Publicly? Yeah. All right then.
You was much older than him?
Mm.
I'm in there.
All right then.
You ain't helped me neither, nigga.
I did.
You ain't helped me.
I was a real friend.
You wasn't.
Yo, don't start, bro.
You wouldn't have gotten in the pool with us.
We public.
You still on that?
We public.
And you wouldn't play Uno at the pool.
Nigga, you admitted they did.
I'm joking.
I'm talking to you right now.
But you still gotta help him.
I'm not saying that.
I can't help that.
You gotta talk to him.
You do gotta talk to him.
No you don't.
Just let him figure it out on his own?
Once his old work hop on the gram and say, yo, he on my body.
Get something to do.
That's when you gotta jump in.
You disagree.
Bro, I'm not sitting here making a conversation
about my family's drama, but what I'm telling you
is we all been through this situation before.
That's why you talk to your youngins
when they're going through it.
Bro, there's nothing that nobody can tell you
when you going through that.
True.
That's not true, I used to talk you off the left. Somebody could tell you, but you talk who off the list?
She said, I used to talk to you when nigga.
You know, give me some hot chocolate.
He's shooting at me for real.
I used to get my man issues at work.
You're not even home. You know, we ain't got to take this ride.
Those conversations amongst men,
when you in that mode, nigga,
it's difficult to have, but you feel so vulnerable.
Bro, they be useless conversations.
I know that at this age, because when you going through that,
you gonna do what you gonna do.
But it's not useless sometimes,
because in the moment we're not receiving information,
but later on in retrospect, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click. It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click.
It'll click, it'll click. It'll click, it'll click. It'll click, it'll click. It'll click, it'll click. It you. Come on, nigga. Yo, this guy's an idiot.
You can't have small talk in those situations.
You get straight to it, yo, I see what you're going through.
Hey, yo, hold your head up, yo.
That's it.
You can't say nothing else other than that.
True.
You can't ask questions like, yo, what?
No, it's not no advice you could give.
What led to this?
It's no advice you could give.
Nah, you.
This ain't the last one, man.
You gotta, I just think that's the OG you gotta talk to.
Who do you think will give the best advice
in a situation like that, out of all of us?
Would it be Mel?
If we call y'all, I'm going through with your Mel,
my wife, she leaving me out.
What can I do, Mel, tell me?
I would probably be the one that listened the longest.
Oh, you ain't giving me no advice.
I wanna get all the facts.
I think Paul said, well, I did tell you about them shit
she was doing on the pod.
So I'll be mad at him.
Joe, I don't know what Joe would say.
If he start to laugh on the farm, it'd be time.
Go in his house.
That's what he would exactly.
He'd just be laughing.
He'd be like, what?
Who would get the worst advice?
Joe would start laughing.
Joe would start laughing?
OK.
No, he's really going, no.
For real?
Who do you think would get the absolute worst
advice in this room? Me. Corey. Okay. No, he's really going, no. For real? Who do you think would get the absolute worst advice
in this room?
Me.
Corey.
Corey for sure.
Yeah, Corey.
Corey Black, niggas, act like a bitch.
Your wife leaving you, fuck out of here, nigga.
You a man, who pay the bills, nigga?
Where she gonna go?
You think she could buy some flasks?
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Yeah, you just shrugged down.
She gonna come back?
Yeah, it did be Corey and Mel.
They'd, romantic lives, kind of marry each other.
Just too stony.
You think Mel would give bad advice to you?
I give great advice.
I give wonderful advice.
I'm very thoughtful.
In the advice that I give.
That's not true.
You try to rush niggas on the phone, Mel.
Never.
We will let you talk, when it's time for somebody to- Never! We will let you talk when it's time for somebody to talk.
You like, hold on for a minute.
No.
Okay, yeah, okay.
No, that's not me.
You give like ending conversation tips.
I'ma try one day.
Okay.
Tell you going forward?
I think the shit I be going through
is to be too complex for people.
You don't be doing with regular shit.
No, we gotta call in the hired help for me,
like the niggas you gotta pay.
Joe, would Ian be a good ear to listen?
Ian's a great ear to listen.
Okay, okay, see?
But he just listens, right?
He don't get, he's like, hey, just listen and quiet.
No, he gives advice too.
Girl, that man married, girl.
You got relationship advice from me?
What advice are you going to give you?
Why do you guys think that I ask for relationship advice?
We're just talking about relationship advice.
Oh, I thought we were just talking about advice in general.
No, no, no. We're talking about relationship advice.
I'm on your side.
Stop.
I was just waiting.
I was giving you a motherfucking run by.
We did our beef. we back friends again.
She called Ian for relationship advice.
I'm on your side if they start with you.
Mark ain't here, so I'll be Mark today.
Okay.
Hey Ian, he left me, what do I do?
Hey man, where's Daisy?
Do you got Daisy, man?
Did he have any money?
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No, I'll be my girl my girl coming
Come Nah, I'm being my girl. My girl coming through. I'm coming too. Last thing you had niggas in your court. Yeah, nah, not at all. Not at all.
Only Corey could come.
I'm coming. You're not going to leave me outside.
I'm a nigga that you don't leave outside.
Like, it's better to...
Like, you know when they say it's better to keep up
than whatever that...
Cheaper to keep her.
Yeah, I'm one of them niggas. It's better to just...
They say that about people with vaginas.
It's better to just let...
And you don't have a vagina.
If you leave me outside.
Until you get sensitive.
Oh.
When you get sensitive.
My sensitivity to be high.
You are a sensitive dude, but you my man.
But you my man.
Who more sensitive, you or me?
You.
Okay.
Are you, is that a joke?
I can get out of my sensitivity.
Your shit last. I don't really get in it.
Your shit last from a distance. I get out my shit like this. I don't really get in it. Your shit last from a distance.
I get out my shit like this.
I don't really get in it.
I tell y'all how I feel in a few past aggressive jokes
and keep it moving.
Nah, this what this nigga did to your boy.
Yo, do you think, this is what he said,
you think I shouldn't see a video of you being arrested.
You guys said cool.
Do you think, they elaborated, do you think it's, they elaborated.
Do you think it's wise that people that love you is,
do you think it's wise that you're using your platform
to promote this?
You have to grow up.
Now, this is not a private conversation.
He's saying it in front of people outside.
So then now, my...
It wasn't private when you posted a video
of you getting arrested.
Of course, Joe, but yeah, I got you.
And I'm with you.
You posted a video on the getting arrested. Of course, Joe, but yeah, I got you. And I'm with you. You posted a video on the World Wide Web.
Yes.
The important word being world.
Got it.
Everybody that know we work together hit me
to say the same way with that sleepwalking shit.
I'm sure they was hitting y'all.
Yes.
They hit me, yo, your man got arrested.
He all right? He good?
I'm like, nigga, I don't know.
I don't know.
So were you frustrated because they hit you?
And I feel like if you worked for MTV,
you wouldn't post a video of you getting arrested.
What's up with you and the JBN keep talking about this
if you work for this, comparing companies?
It's the personality.
But I feel like I don't get treated like a company
because I'm me and because I'm your friend.
If you worked for Viacom, I Heart, any of them,
Amazon, any of them, Amazon,
any of them, they have words in there for niggas like us.
You are wrong, because when I was working with them,
I posted a video before.
Now, the repercussions is different, but I posted it.
That's why you're here.
No, I'm here.
Same with Mark and Free the Land and the Horses,
whatever he said.
Whatever he said, I'm seeing it.
So when Cam said you revived niggas,
you leading into that?
I didn't hear him say that.
When he was dissing me, like, yo, Joe,
salute to you, my nigga, you be saving niggas
that's on a decline.
That's what you believe in, because that's what you're
saying.
I cleaned y'all up, and I said that already.
Who y'all?
These two.
You ain't cleaning up.
These two specifically.
Me ain't said that.
Fix your voice, nigga.
You sound like the Grinch. That's specifically. I said that when you were going. Fix your voice, nigga. You sound like the Grinch.
That's bad.
Yeah, it's bad, nigga.
That's bad to say?
You don't think that's bad?
Look, he about to die.
You don't think that's bad to say to someone?
It's fucking terrible.
It's fucking terrible.
Thank you, man.
Can you elaborate how terrible that is?
I'm open to being wrong.
I didn't feel like that was a bad thing.
Even if you felt like that internally,
you're not supposed to clean your voice.
I cleaned y'all up and presented y'all to the world.
Look, he's on a rebrand.
I took y'all off the street.
Pulled y'all out the garbage.
It's so fuckin' arrogant and wildly insensitive.
It's all those fuckin' things, but you know, I digress.
Hey, hey.
Hey, yo, hit his hoodie, nigga.
Yo, dawg.
Hit his shoes.
You saying yes, yo, stop.
That's what I did.
You didn't do that, bro.
Nigga, you had this email over there, charcuterie board.
Nigga, it was bad. What? I said, I got that, bro. You had to see Mel over at Charcuterie Board. And they go, it was bad.
What?
I said, I got you, girl.
Don't worry about it, girl.
I just, I love revisionist history, too.
I love that shit.
But it's cool.
It's cool.
I love that.
You know how many agencies was on flip ass?
The CIA, the FBI, the IRS, the Brooklyn Bloods.
That's fucking homeless. Yeah. Oh. IRS, the Brooklyn Bloods.
That's what I'm listening to.
You know how many agencies was on flip?
Yeah.
You just say whatever you want.
If I'm not supposed to say it, then I'm sorry.
You can say whatever you want.
I'm sorry, I apologize.
But like Mel said, revision is history.
I'm obnoxious.
That's not the word.
What's the next one?
No, my mom told me I'm obnoxious.
What's the next one above obnoxious? What's the next one? I'm obnoxious.
What's the other one?
I'm obnoxious.
That asshole?
Disgusting.
We've been through this.
Hell yeah.
And niggas, the thing about it is that it's like,
we're in an abusive relationship because we love you.
They rescue dogs.
Oh, shit.
Oh, ish.
ASPCA nigga.
Hey, yo. What's that shit? North Shore Air Police? I got my dog there years ago. I know you talking about, from the Long Island.
The little 4 AM commercial.
You already see the Instagram reels with the white people that love rescue dogs and they do the before and after.
This is little Jerry.
He was Mount Norris.
He was 60 pounds.
He couldn't eat.
He was afraid of everything.
He was afraid of the world.
He was afraid of the world.
He was afraid of the world.
He was afraid of the world. He was afraid of the world. He was afraid of the world. He was afraid of the world. He was afraid of the world. rescue dogs and they do the before and after this is little Jerry he was
Mount Norris and he couldn't eat he was afraid of everything he was battered I had to nurture these niggas back to they health.
Now he wildin'.
Day and scene, we back.
Flip the network, hey, you paid IRS, we can flip the network again.
All right, I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to say that.
You can't say that.
Then I'm sorry.
If I'm not supposed to say I'm sorry.
It's me and Mel had a little beef while you was gone on the last episode. I'm sorry if I'm not both. They're good. I'm sorry if I'm not both. They I'm sorry
It's me and Mel had a little beef while you was going on the line on the last episode
Which I'm stupid I'd be looking forward to the next game So I forget about the last game, but Mel ain't forget so she's on the patreon with the tight jaw
So we fought over
Wasting people's time part of of the show got us fighting.
And speaking of, speaking of.
Get this shit off the leash.
Give me your bag, man.
What I said still stands.
I have never, ever said those words to a guy.
I came in here and expressed that to y'all.
But to that person's face, I've never expressed that.
I have never said that ever.
That's peace for me. That's all I believe that's Sonic peace
that's the biggest piece that's peace that's peace Corp that's on game that's red
cause I believe you that was in my I believe you that shit was just sitting
in my craw and I could not I could don't think you ever said that. Your craw?
Craw.
Like honestly.
Yes.
That's not even in your DNA.
What's craw, man?
Just gullet.
That's not even in your...
You wouldn't do that.
I ain't gonna lie, son.
It was like food got stuck.
They took the picture and posted on the internet and said,
you know when we take pictures outside,
we can tell this is post.
Shit, she's sitting there looking dumb as hell in the face.
She look crazy.
She got a temper tantrum.
I didn't, I know you're not motherfucking talking
about temper tantrums.
I changed, I changed.
You gave me credit the other day.
But that's why I'm bad at beefing with women,
because they just get the extra shit.
Now she got a face in the picture,
face on the picture, face in the room.
I'm thinking like.
Joe leaning the other way.
Try to stand firm.
Yeah, she's trying to not have her leg touch my girl.
Get your ass out of here.
This was crazy.
I stand, I stand in my opinion of it, but I never want to hurt my girl Mel's feelings.
So I'm with you.
Thank you.
I'm with you.
Fuck with Ice.
But I do think that it's your time.
Like it's yours. So like I can't waste it, it's yours.
It's like self-esteem, that shit is in you.
Like it's your time.
If I come to you and spin you around a block with mad lies,
yeah, I'm not fucking my baby moms.
Yeah, I'm trying to get married one day.
Yeah, I ain't got no other bitches.
If I come to you with this gauntlet of lies,
it's on your job, it's your job to shift through them.
So, okay.
I can't tell you how many times a guy will say to a woman,
like, hey yo, do whatever's happened to you in your past,
don't bring your baggage over to me.
I did not do that.
Let's go, ma'am.
So don't make me pay for another man's mistakes.
That is the exact same thing. I did not do that. So don't make me pay for another man's mistakes.
That is the exact same thing.
So if you're going to regard somebody
with complete suspicion just based on past experiences
that you've had, like how do you move forward
in a relationship?
How do you develop any level of trust with this person?
Like how?
You can't have it both ways.
And that was-
But you just included the other way.
No, and that was the point of the conversation. And that was where Mark was coming from too.
Mark was wrong too.
No, he was not.
You and Mark were wrong.
Why? Because you say so?
No.
And because you're emboldened by...
Because no matter what we say, it's still your time. No matter what we say, it's still your time.
Somebody sent me the argument.
I got you.
What do you think Ish?
And listen, I couldn't have wasted my time
because I planned to get somewhere with the lies I told you.
And I got there.
A lot of what I got from that conversation was
you could have started off
and all of that stuff been the truth.
And throughout that particular relationship,
your feelings changed or that person wasn't,
when you start a relationship with somebody,
this could be where you really wanna go.
I really wanna get married.
I really wanna do all these things with you.
Until we see her dirty, it's bad.
Until I know that that's, yeah.
Until we see how she keeps her car.
Or just some personality traits or something.
Or until you and I don't necessarily get along
at that clip that I thought that we would.
So the way I felt three months ago,
I don't necessarily feel that way.
And so you don't feel like speaking up?
Can I please finish?
Okay.
Right, so three months ago I felt like this
and these were my intentions.
I don't feel that way no more.
That don't mean I led you on with lies in the beginning.
My feelings have changed.
That don't mean that I started off on bullshit.
That was not what we were talking about.
Mark and I were making the specific point
that there are motherfuckers that will literally just lie.
They will lie to get the goal.
Get the pussy.
Exactly, exactly.
And it's just like, that's foul.
That is wasting somebody's time.
It is, when you intentionally lie
for your own self-serving goals
and you know what that person is looking for
because they've been explicit in it,
then that is wasting somebody's fucking time.
At what point do you think you can?
You're right, you're wrong.
You're not wrong, man.
One at a time, don't jump her.
Let me ask you a question.
Don't jump Melanie.
I'm just having a conversation.
I think you're right.
I think that it's immoral for somebody to do that.
But I also have heard you come in here twice and I don't to do that. But I also have heard you come in here twice
and I don't want to fight you.
I've also heard you come in here twice and say,
y'all stupid ass men, y'all don't have no intuition.
Women got all the intuition.
So to that I say, where's the women's intuition
to read the nigga that's lying?
This nigga hit her with the,
heart, heart broken.
No, no, no, no, no, that's, no.
It's false equivalent and that's, it is, it is. It's like, it's no that's no
Literally a false equivalent stop it. I'm sorry. Yo
Fuckin do that. Yeah, I'm not beefing today. I'm on your side. Don't let them gas you to make me do it. I'm not letting them fucking gas me, OK?
They're doing this thing.
All right, you're a flippin' joke.
You are having an adult conversation.
You're a flippin' joke.
Shut the fuck up, flippin' joke.
When I speak in genera-
Look at Fox.
He always messes with him.
When I speak in generalities like women have intuition,
I'm not making it up.
Is there not something known as women's intuition?
Yeah, but I think-
OK, I'm not making it up. But I think it known as women's intuition? Yeah, but I think it's- Okay, I'm not making it up.
But I think it's-
But don't conveniently forget it.
It doesn't, stop, stop.
Intuition does not mean you're psychic.
Intuition does not mean that you can't have hope
that somebody is just being noble and being honest.
Like, why would you go into something
with complete and total suspicion of somebody?
Why bother?
You know what I'm saying?
You, you.
No, no, no, no, no, hold on one second here.
Hold on, no, no, hold on, hold on one.
Just.
Cause I have a question for you, man.
Hold on one second.
You literally, I swear to God,
I'm just gonna speak from the perspective of being a woman.
It's either you are completely jaded and fucking bitter
and cynical because you let all of the experiences in the past t. It's either you are completely jaded and fucking bitter and cynical
because you let all of the experiences in the past
taint the way that you see men,
or you're hopeful that this is a new person
and you're not gonna take your experiences
from the past and apply it to them,
and you just hope that what they are telling you
and the experiences that you're having are genuine
and you're actually building towards something.
Like you can't have it both fucking ways.
You just can't.
I'm gonna explain the question.
Do you think that by not taking accountability, not you,
no listen, by a person not taking accountability
for being responsible for remaining in the situation,
they allow themselves, they treat it
like it's just a bandaid, meaning they donaid, meaning they don't want to face the fact that
it's my fault that I remain in this.
So it's easy to say, he wasted my time
instead of look within and say,
next time I'm going to move away easier,
I'm going to look for certain signs.
I feel like saying somebody wasted my time
and not taking accountability
that you allowed your time to be wasted,
it's like a band-aid on a deep wound
that you won't allow to heal, that's how I feel.
Wait, hold up for a minute, because we jumping in now.
Apparently, yeah.
Because I spoke to that.
I agree with where he's headed, right?
Like, you only presented those two options.
I didn't.
Let me talk now.
But no, because you only presented those two options. I didn't. Let me talk, man. But I did, but no, because you're speaking on something
that I made clear.
I made clear.
Mel, listen, if you just listen to me,
I'm just speaking about something you just said just now,
like two minutes ago.
You said either we're A, jaded from our past experiences
or B, we're hopeful, yada yada yada.
I think what Flip is saying is there are more options
than just those two, right?
Like when I'm in a strip club
and 50 niggas in pelli-pelli jackets come in,
I'm not jaded to say, hey, because of my experiences
and because of where I'm from and what I've learned.
My radar goes up.
You think it's gonna jump you.
No, my radar goes up.
No, no, because they all be lovable and great people,
but our instincts go up.
It's not I'm jaded.
It's, hey, I'm playing probability now.
So I think there's more than just those two options of,
hey, I'm jaded because there are those women,
and that's annoying to deal with for men,
versus the I'm hopeful, I'm just glutton to it all.
And no, that's...
Okay, hold on. versus the I'm hopeful, I'm just glutton to it all. And no, that's, that's, no.
Okay, hold on, whoa.
Let's just be clear that jadedness and bitterness
and cynicism is not just,
it cannot just be related to the women experience.
I have met way,
Oh, I'm not saying that.
I've met a lot of niggas that are bitter
and jaded and cynical.
That's number one.
You're right about that.
And number two, when we had this conversation Tuesday,
I definitely said there are experiences where people,
not just women, men, they ignore the signs.
And that is their responsibility.
You have to take responsibility.
You have to take accountability
that you had plenty of red flags in your face
and you chose to ignore them.
That is where you cannot say your time was wasted.
And I said that.
There are some circumstances where you had all the signs
and you chose to ignore them,
so now you can't be playing fucking victim.
I said that.
There's some circumstances.
I am speaking only to the circumstance
where a woman approaches a situation
or a person approaches a situation
and they are clear on their intent and that
person just goes about consistently lying to reach their own self-serving goal.
That is the only circumstance in which I am talking about where somebody has wasted the
other person's time knowing what they wanted and they just had their own self-serving goal.
So, ma'am, I was just giving us three more minutes on this.
When they lie, right, are they playing a role?
Because that means, are they playing a role?
Do you not see the signs?
That's what I'm asking.
I can't answer why one person lies
and another person lies.
No, I'm not saying, but.
Like, that's the, I don't understand.
And, and, wait, hold up.
And, yes, humans lie.
Yeah. Right?
That's a blanket statement, humans lie.
Yeah. Right?
That's a blanket statement.
Humans lie.
Is there not any counteraction that the person, in this case the woman, puts forth?
That's why I said, hey, did she fuck him?
And you was taking it back when I said that.
But there are counteractions you can take to try to see what someone's true intentions
are or get as close to their true selves as possible.
We're not just gonna let the liar dictate the flow of shit.
Okay, so here's the thing.
I don't really like to-
And that's my final statement.
I really hate the weaponization of fucking sex
in a situation like that.
Just keep your pussy to yourself
because there is many people that have literally met
the fucking, their soulmate and fucked them the first night.
We're not talking about them.
No, but it is- We're not talking about them. No, but it is-
We're not talking about them.
But no, because it counters your fucking argument.
It is a counter to your argument that sex is not a dictator
as to whether or not a relationship
is going to be successful.
That's a mistake, ma'am.
It's not-
That's a mistake, ma'am.
It's not.
I mean, I-
I know I'm not talking out of my ass here.
I'll let y'all get the last one behind it,
and we moving on. I'll let y'all get the last one behind it and we're moving on.
Yeah.
I didn't even really talk.
When we acknowledge that, quote unquote, men are lying.
Fuck you, Freaks.
Right?
Because it's not a man, I'm glad that you fixed it and said it's not a man-woman thing,
but we're going to use men for this example.
When a man meets a woman, right, it's a physical attraction.
They don't know you, they don't know how you think,
they don't know you're ambitious,
they don't know you're smart,
they don't know you have an amazing sense of humor
and you're a great parent, none of that.
It's a physical attraction.
So he's thinking physically.
So are we.
Okay, cool.
So are we, you got,
Mal, please let me talk.
You've been running, ain't nobody cut you off.
So, cool.
So when you fuck that dude in the first day
or the first two days, he don't know you.
So he's reached his pinnacle in many instances, right?
So now, when you start saying guys, guys, guys,
for a lot of men, not all men,
there are examples of niggas that have married a girl
that they fucked the first day they met him.
But that's a rarity. It's out met him. But that's a rarity.
It's outliers to everything.
That's a rarity.
That's not the norm.
Cause most niggas, once they fuck you that first day,
they've reached their pinnacle
and they moving on to somebody else.
That they have to, you know what I'm saying?
So.
And I ain't saying nothing that I ain't used to do.
Back in my day, the chicks wanted to fuck before I did.
Of course they do.
No, I'm holding my dick to myself
so I can try to see what your true intentions are.
You've done it, I've seen it.
You ain't lying.
I've told Mel, Mel knows.
You said it to the father before.
I can attest to that.
I've seen you do it with baddies too.
So I'm not just saying women, people.
My thing is, yo dog, people.
If the lies get me the pussy, then why I'ma stop lying?
That's a fact. No, dog, we think that the lies get me the pussy, then why I'm gonna stop lying?
That's a fact.
No, dog, we think that because...
You're conflating two different fucking things.
We think that because relationships go south
that the person necessarily was lying.
Sometimes they are lying,
and sometimes they were not lying.
And I'm not talking about...
Mel's only talking about the nigga that's been lying.
Or the person.
And stop putting...
It's not all the other stuff.
Like, we're not... How do we differentiate the two?
And your examples are always so extreme,
like sex on the first date, sex two days later.
You brought it up, man.
Because,
I didn't say that.
I'm saying how do we differentiate between the two people?
The liar and the person that was sincere.
Okay, so just to be clear, you missed Tuesday.
So we had a whole lot on this subject
so that you just don't have. And so this is, mine and his interaction Just to be clear, you missed Tuesday, so we had a whole lot on this subject
so that you just don't have.
And so this is, mine and his interaction
is basically just carrying on from fucking Tuesday.
And my argument is one sentence, it's your time.
That was my argument.
I don't have nothing else to say
other than everybody is responsible for their time.
There's gonna be liars, there's gonna be scammers,
there's gonna be con artists,
there's gonna be people that you thought you loved
that made it seem a way and it looked different on Earth.
It's gonna be mad shit.
Guess what?
And men not the only people doing that.
Cause there's girls that be dating.
Of course.
I said, I literally said that.
You just fixed it.
I said that.
No, but I was saying that on Tuesday as well.
I know, that's what I'm trying to say.
When my time get wasted, I go in the room and say,
damn, I fucked it up.
Yes.
That's like what I did. You don't matter up. Yes. That's like what I did.
That's like what she did.
That's like what I told her on TV.
I know, but I know.
It's your day to get lied to.
My man told my other man, this is funny to my man, right?
My man was mad at this girl one day.
That was three.
That was three in a second.
I was in the car with two of my homeboys in
and my man was mad that this girl stood him up.
And he was like, dog, it's your day to get lied to.
She might have lied to another nigga for you the other day.
Today is your day to get lied to.
Yo, when you first meet somebody,
people are dating multiple people.
Niggas not just sitting on their hands,
waiting for one man or one woman
to sweep them off their feet.
So I might be dating three girls when I meet Mel.
But nobody's talking, that's understandable.
Bring us to a close.
Please let me finish.
You. Right? No, he's still talking. I might, so I'm gonna lie meet Mel. But nobody's talking, that's understandable. Bring us to a close. Please let me finish.
You.
Right?
No, he's still talking.
So I'm gonna lie to Mel and say,
yo, I had to go do something with my sister
when I really was going to fuck with the next chick.
That's a lie.
But I still might be looking for a quality relationship.
I just want that one person to overwhelm me
to leave these other three girls that I'm fucking alone.
That's not the lies that we're talking about though. In closing, that's all I'm gonna say. That's not the lies that we're talking about though.
In closing, that's all I'm gonna say.
That's not the lies that we're not talking about.
We're not talking about the infancy
of getting to know somebody.
We're not talking about the first few weeks,
couple of months.
We're not talking about that because it's understandable.
You really actually don't owe anybody anything at that time
other than maybe just respect.
You know what I'm saying?
But you don't have to tell them everything that's going on in your life
because I'm probably not gonna tell you
everything that's going on in my life.
You have to earn that trust
and you build upon that trust by just examples,
not words that come out of your mouth,
but actually living, breathing examples and behavior.
And at what point can you count on somebody?
Can you develop that ability to count on somebody
that their word is their bond,
that they're not lying to you?
Like how is it that you formulate relationships
if you can't even trust that that is the system
that you build a relationship on?
Like that's what we were talking about.
I'm not talking about the infancy of the fucking situation.
Because we don't owe each other anything at that point.
I don't think most relationships ever get to that point. What? Tax each other. Okay. We did it. We did it.
A little quick rubber game. Quick little rubber game. Rubber game. When it's 1-1 the tiebreaker.
That's called the rubber gameum I've never heard that before
Me either
But okay
No you've never heard of rubbermatch?
No that's the sports thing that's not the jersey thing
What sport?
Any sport
Or game
Yeah if we play if you're two football teams play twice and they won one the next game is the rubbermatch
Correct I've never heard that
Never heard that
That's crazy
Well Brandon Jacobs should have told you
Reggie Banny wanted a tiebreaker I ain't here no rubber match
we weren't talking about that shit
I know sometimes it seems different
different rubber match
alright we did it nice little rubber match
these are the words right out my mouth
I ain't say nothing
but you went through it prayers for those inside the pond and out Words right out my mouth. I say nothing. All right, it's time for us to get to it
prayers for those inside the body now
Rest in peace windy no matter what you're going throughout this
No matter how much money your parkas isn't making just keep going keep striving You are weak, I will be strong Every music you carry on For me, I will be strong
So don't be afraid
When I say, count on me
You can count on me She was good, yo. She was the best.
Both of them. She was good.
It's not a music podcast.
It's not a music podcast.
Yo.
Whitney Houston.
No, we know. She was better than good.
She was good. That's the joke.
She was the best. She was good.
That little lady had a slap or two. She was good. She was the best. I was like, I was like. She was good. Hey, that little lady had a slap or two.
She was all right.
That Whitney.
Yeah, I got a question for y'all.
Yeah, it was a statement I made.
I got a question.
Whitney Houston from Houston.
What's she from Houston playing?
I was with sister Whitney Houston the other day.
She was pretty good, right?
Yeah, one of my OGs called me.
He was playing with Whitney.
I was like, I gotta ask.
Like, was she really the best? What y'all think? Your audience came with me, he plays with Whitney, I'm like, you know, I gotta ask. Like, was she really the best?
Like, what y'all think?
Your audience killed me, son.
Killed me, killed me for my last take.
They killing me, son.
All right, where y'all wanna go?
Where y'all wanna go?
Anywhere y'all wanna go is still a lot to get to.
It's still a lot to get to.
Y'all wanna go get into King's Night?
Wow King, wow King Night.
Wow King Night.
I feel like we gotta be mature during this topic.
Come on, so everybody here or most of us have now watched the Puff Doc.
Refer to the tag before we start.
Five part Puff Doc on Max.
Yes.
On Max.
We are not talking about that other one.
We're talking about the five part one on Max.
Who we usually look to as a good doc source.
Yes.
Typically, Max, HBO, whoever over there, does good shit.
Through investigation discovery.
I'm not sure that I necessarily feel that way about this one.
What do you think?
Don't shut up and toss it to us.
I don't think that it was the greatest of docs.
It started out pretty good.
It was no it was entertaining.
It didn't.
I don't think it didn't add anything if they were out to paint him to be a monster beyond what was known for the most part.
I don't think there was much new information.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Well, there were new voices and new people.
Yeah.
Yes, I was gonna say and that was cool. That's what that. There were new voices and new people. Yes.
I was gonna say.
And that was cool.
That's what did it for me.
That was cool to hear from.
They did a good job of the timeline.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Across five parts, they walked you through him as a child,
him at Uptown, him with Clive, Clive, yeah, that's Uptown.
RJ Royal.
That's Uptown.
Yeah. Well, and some people don't know Royal. That's uptown. Yeah.
Well, and some people don't know that.
That's not musical.
Anyway.
Him with Clive, him with the reality TV, up to the Siroc and liquor shit.
And then the final part five was them sitting with one of the drug runners, the assistants,
or whatever he was.
And he was spilling tea.
He had the texts.
He was showing the texts.
The last part five, part five was only 21 minutes long, but boy it was.
That was the one really.
That was the one.
Everything else has been fairly public, if not super public information for
decades in a lot of instances.
Well, the accuser, I believe her name was Talia.
That story was extraordinarily graphic and gruesome.
Which one was Talia?
Which episode?
The girl whose man worked for Puff
and then he barred her at the studio.
That's Puff's move.
That's Puff's move too.
It appears to be.
The Ryan Leslie Cassie Kim Porter
If you have
That's a lot of people that's a lot. I mean outside of the our
We're talking about this specific
A lot of dudes are you fuck with him? Oh, I know I could get up. She's just him. That's a lot of niggas moves
I told you the rapper nigga that tried this is you didn't see it. Wait somebody's tried it with me.
A rapper? Of course. He's mad at them rappers out here that got them out of the over.
No, he tried it with... Headache is yours nigga, buy a Motrin.
A lot of niggas feel like if I could just get her away from him, I gotta.
Or that nigga's corny, if she a fall for him, I know I'ma get, oh that nigga drive a what?
Well episode three they said,
they chronicled Puff going through the extent
of making a fake flyer to get Cassie to Miami
so that she's there on work.
Just wanna get away from this nigga.
I've done that before.
Y'all said it was fly.
I've done that before.
I've done it before.
Cause I came in and said that was some funny shit
and y'all was like, no that's fly.
If charges come after it, then it's not fly.
If charges come after it, then it's not fly.
Yeah, if you do it like,
if you do it and you just get away and she leaves,
that's fly. And she went to shit,
then that's fly. That's fly.
If you get away and then kidnap her
for the next nine to 15 years against her will,
I don't think it's fly. Assault her.
It's sick. Yeah.
If she go on to her own free will, it's fly.
One of the things that bothered me most,
I think is in episode three or four,
I wanna say four, is the security guy.
The security guy says, and I quote, Roger,
whatever his name was, he says in one breath,
when I knew, this is when I knew it was really bad.
We were over here and they started fighting.
He started kicking Cassie.
He started punching Cassie like it was a fight.
In the next 10 minutes, he says,
yeah man, anybody that know Cassie,
she don't tell it all right away,
but she used to speak to me because we had like a father,
like a father daughter relationship.
Like I saw her like a daughter to me.
That didn't sit right with me for the rest of the shit.
So you let the, so you let the-
So you saw her like a daughter,
but you let her get a ass beat without saying anything.
Right.
Which is why when I watch these docs,
I do think that some of the people
that they show need to be vetted.
I agree.
I'm not just talking about the puff doc.
When I watch docs and they bring on people
to talk about their experience,
on the side, tell me a little bit about them.
Tell me if they worked at Kroger.
Tell me fucking where they was born.
Tell me what they were complicit in the ball, saw a bunch of shit and did it intervene for the fallout the
fallout be important tell me why y'all don't speak no more tell me how y'all
fell out because that speaks volumes even I remember when um the R Kelly shit
was going on and they was like yo we was on the tour bus and the door flew open
on the tour bus by mistake like they hit a bump and the door flew open and they
said they looked inside and saw what they saw.
And I'm like, okay, and y'all just kept working
with this nigga for the next seven, eight years.
So at some point in my opinion, your character
and your moral compass is off too.
And you doing anything for some money.
So my nigga, you ain't really the, you know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, I agree.
That you're trying to be now.
Too many people on this doc would blatantly said repeatedly, damn man, I feel so bad now.
I feel so bad now I didn't say anything.
And that was because of, but I feel like
I can make it right today.
It's like, nigga.
No, you can't make it right.
No, you can't make it right and if that nigga
still had you on payroll, you wouldn't be trying
to make it right.
And what's your motivation for making it right today?
You ain't on the payroll, so now I'ma pay you back, nigga.
Or not even pay you back, I just.
Bandwagon shit.
Yes, it ain't even a personal thing to you.
I'm getting interviews, niggas might pay me
for some interviews, all of that shit.
I also think some of them people in here were lying.
I ain't see it.
I'm not pointing out who I think was lying,
but some of them people, it just didn't sound.
Some of the stories that I've heard, they don't.
It didn't sound right.
I agree.
Like the interviewer sitting there,
you know why we brought you here.
You know what we're doing.
And we know we need you to give us.
Tell me about what happened.
Oh, it's just, I don't, it's just too tough to tell you.
Why you here?
I mean, what I can tell you is he was a different person.
Yeah.
Okay. You got it.
Bro, I think the people that are lying are going to do the people that are telling the truth a disservice.
Agreed. Yeah, because I believe this. I believe this both. Yeah.
I believe that there are some people that have some truthful shit.
I believe that there are some people that's going to say some lying shit.
And I think with the caliber of people that's gonna say some lying shit.
And I think with the caliber of lawyers
that his money can provide,
I think they're gonna get some of those lies on the stand
and they're gonna eat they fucking lunch.
And what it's gonna do is create reasonable doubt
for the people that are telling the truth.
Right. Wow.
I still don't think he could have but so much money left.
That and also, and also.
Or even if that is not true today.
He got money again they
did look listen it is he came up with 50 that he'd have to spin he still locked
up he had 50 to bail out he didn't take it got it
he spent 50 in six months let's see what that 50 looks like around the summertime. Yeah,
like it's 50 million dollars. It's still it's a lot of money. I think when you
playing at a certain clip the shit that you paying for. What different lawyers is
different. I'm not disagreeing. It's not just lawyers I'm sure you know you got
specialist. No, researchers are all professionals. It's 50 million dollars money. For sure.
Like I think in my opinion. I think you'd be shocked to how fast somebody could
spend. Yeah and I paid lawyer fees for years. Not these opinion. I think you'd be shocked at how fast somebody could spend a million dollars.
Yeah, and exactly.
No I wouldn't.
Nigga, I paid lawyer fees for years.
Not these lawyers.
Them sh, I know.
OJ's legal team ran through his money.
Look at it this way, look at it this way.
You don't think 50 people might want
a million dollars out of this?
Mm-hmm.
No.
Ish.
Not in a year, no.
I don't think he pays 50 individual people
a million dollars.
That's not what he said. That's not what he said. He said,
do you think 50 people would want a million dollars out of this?
You mean as a, when you say 50?
Both lawyer fees, anybody that's coming to his side, paying people off to stay the fuck quiet,
a budget of a shit.
Of course that's possible. I thought he was talking about-
And you still got to take care of whatever you've been taking care of-
Mortgagees, bills and stuff, bills and stuff
While you're inside
I don't think he sold them houses yet
Nobody wants to buy them
Jets, cars, houses
Somebody's gonna buy them houses
Yeah
So it's gonna be an LA house and that Florida house is fire
They will say
Yeah, but it's been in the market
Somebody just bought the fucking Menendez house
They will sage and keep him 100
Let me tell you something
But if I know he in that particular situation
I ain't buying that house.
I'ma squeeze the fuck out that nigga too.
He tapped out in a house that's worth 20 million.
Y'all got a quick nine million, what's up?
I got 8.5, what's up?
I ain't desperate.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm so mad.
This little Alpine house sold.
I'm mad about the type of house.
I seen some shit yesterday.
I'll send it to you.
And the houses now that I'm looking at,
they ain't built yet.
They got the pictures up on Zillow, but you drive by, it's just some wooden sticks up.
I seen some shit yesterday.
What town? You be trying to have me in the sticks, nigga.
Cedar Grove.
I want to be where opulence is.
Cedar Grove.
You don't want to go that far.
Yeah, but that is far.
No, it's not.
How far is Cedar Grove?
Right next door to Mount Clea.
He's too far from me.
That's what I'm saying. He don't want to go that far.
I'm going to Alpine. He want to go far I'm going to Alpine
he want to stay I'm gonna help on up there this 14,000 for the cheap I'm
going to help her okay y'all come with me come come have look 14,000 for the
cheap yo for the cheese ain't coming with you 14,000 square feet. Hey, the BTS is summer 2026. How do you furnish that?
Don't you worry about it.
It's some good shit going on in the world right there.
Hey, hold on, let me keep the good vibe.
It's a good stage up there.
Yeah, it's good shit going on out there in the content world.
Hey, shout out to anybody watching. Yeah, yeah.
Something's seriously wrong with you. Something is wrong.
Why?
Your backhanded compliments and stuff like that.
Just chill, man.
Everything is going well.
Niggas is happy.
It's just.
I don't like the term backhanded compliments.
And if that's something that I've been doing,
then I apologize.
To them.
You don I apologize. To them. No.
You don't apologize. You make a living off of backhanded compliments.
What's your problem?
Hey yo, shout out to y'all.
You know, you're the fire people,
you had to clear up the budget.
You gotta clear up the budget to get new things,
I understand.
Well if y'all leave, I'm out of friends.
I gotta go find somebody from high school.
If we leave, nigga, you gonna leave. I gotta find somebody from from high school. If we leave nigga, you gonna leave.
I gotta find somebody from the 80s.
You gotta plan.
Hey, this my childhood friend.
Third grade together.
Yo, you can't read your phone at work.
No, I was showing both of y'all the house.
Oh, I wasn't even talking about you.
You can't read your phone at work, nigga.
I'll send it to you.
I'm just too stupid. Look, I told you you can't reach a phone to work, nigga. I'll send it to you. I'm just kidding.
Stupid.
Look, look, look.
I told you you can't reach a phone to work, you weasel.
You can't.
OK, we talked about the serious shit about the doc.
Let's get to the fucking funny shit.
AG and BO.
Episode 5 with the assistant dude,
where they showing the text and the voice notes, Puff his bag yeah so what what bag so what the suits called a
freak off you know the section at Walgreens that says adult care that bad
so what all of the civil suits called a freak off in this doc they were called calling Wild King's Night. Man, King's is wild.
And Polka, WKK or WKN.
And I might have just added that S
because black people add an S.
Wild King Night.
Wild.
W-I-L-D. So he was sending over
the rider for the Wild King Night.
Yeah, basically. Which is, listen,
I need five bottles of BO and AG
BO I know to be baby oil yes AG cracked my muffin while I'm watching this shit
they flashed the logos I've AG'd before I was stuck for a minute trying to figure it out
you want to talk about jeans? AG. You want to talk about show business?
I kept saying American Gangstine and what was going on? You want to talk about jeans? AG. You want to talk about show business? He wasn't talking about, no, he was talking about AG.
I kept saying American Gangstine, and I know what was going on.
Tony General in this one.
But they was talking about astroglyph,
and he was talking about some medical shit.
I need five clarinopsin sentences.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need five.
Kalanapin.
There was a Kalanapin.
Was it?
It might have been.
And it was a Kalanapin.
It was Chloris something else.
And one started with an M or L,
like he was asking for specific shit.
And they got special blue boys.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Got them too.
And they got some of the boys.
Oh yeah, the voice note, he was asking for it all.
Yo, I need mushrooms, yo, I need the microdose pill
mushrooms, yo, I need the weed, yo, I need this, yo, I need,
like he was putting homeboy to work.
To his assistant.
Yes. Yes. His young man's job was to go around and buy Yo, I need the weed. Yo, I need this. Yo, I need like he was putting homeboy to work
Yes, yes
This young man's job was to go around and buy lube and drugs for the parties and clean up to come afterwards
And clean up the company said basically his job was to
protect puffs private life
So what he said why you writing now clean up the bathtub and it would be a baby
oil so okay I mean I should not think is just okay is out of the correct
now I guess it's corny yeah no I'm not doing that I'm not I'm not doing it I'm
not doing that he said that's the shit that he thinks is corny niggas get
this kid was probably getting paid 30 grand a year to do this and now I'm not
no I'm not not corny to me he wasn't getting paid 30 grand a year to do this shit. And now I'm not. No, it wasn't. It's not corny to me. He wasn't getting paid 30 grand.
No, he was getting paid way more than that.
He was getting paid way more than 30 grand
to clean up nothing.
It's no longer corny.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's no longer corny if you believe what the person,
your boss is doing is foul and illegal.
It's not corny anymore.
Then I'm trying to help stop crimes.
It's different than, hey, they up there getting they bag.
Like grown people, consensual sex. Once you start finding out some of the wild shit,
it's like, oh shit, that's what was happening? I'm not co-signing that.
Niggas ain't really want to do this? You chart, wait, hold up.
They said he was doing shit, he was responsible for emergency clean up.
Emergency clean up in these hotel rooms. The interview hotel rooms interview asked him well what needed to be cleaned messy ass
interview shit he was like everything it was a mess there was come everywhere
baby baby oil oh he was asking for what's the shit that they get the baby
oil flour what is it what's this this baby, baby's baking soda? He was asking for baking soda, he was asking for the kit.
He had the Wild King Knight kit.
They showed the safe with the drugs in it,
the password was 1234.
Yeah, 1234.
Yo, shout out to anybody out there
with the 1234 password, it's mad of y'all.
They wanted that drugs accessible.
Hey, we don't pay no mind to the little note down there
that says very weak, very weak password.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah, that, yeah.
But my question is this.
Why do you need B-O-N-A-G?
Why do you need baby oil and astroglycerides?
Because you know you cannot use baby oil as a sexual lubricant.
I don't think you want B.O. in the butt.
You don't want B.O. in vaginas or assholes.
Yeah.
It will cause fucking infections.
And it'll clog it up.
Thank you guys for that education.
You're welcome.
My response to that is you don't want
astroglide up there either. Astroglide is made for that. In the title. Astroglide. It's made for. Glide.
Glide in the ass. All of y'all are talking at the same time. I can hear y'all. Glide. We're saying the same thing. It's in harmony. So y'all are saying astroglide is only for ass play?
No.
No, I'm sure you can use it.
It's bodily orifices.
It's for vagina and asshole.
I'm saying that astroglides should not
go in someone's vagina.
Yes, yes, it does.
I know that it does.
And it can.
And that's what it's for.
Yes.
I promise you.
OK, then body yeast infection and all the other shit
that come with putting that in your pussy.
Baby oil will cause.
And I know you have a pussy. Baby oil will cause said yeast infection and all the other shit that come with putting that in your pussy. Baby oil will cause.
And I know you have a pussy.
Baby oil will cause said yeast infection.
Astroglide is made, it is a sexual lubricant,
it is made for insertion.
I comprehend well.
Okay.
My response to that is, astroglide also does that.
No it doesn't.
Astroglide, okay.
You know that astroglide is basically the same thing
as KY Jelly, right?
I don't know, because I'm not a chemist.
What's your lube of choice?
Wet platinum, and I don't put that in nobody's vagina.
Astroglide.
I'm not using that to put in somebody's vagina.
It's a water-based lube.
I'm just reading this right here from them,
and it says it not only lubricates,
but acts as a vaginal moisturizer.
It's water-based, water soluble, and condom compatible.
I'm talking to fucking idiots
that want to keep repeating the same thing.
Yes, understood.
I'm saying that many of the lubricants
that are advertised as safe to use in vaginas are,
yes, that's all I'm saying to y'all.
I will take your word.
You're a lube man.
And I'm saying that as someone that has tried
most of the lube hits in vaginas.
Okay, so.
I don't care how they market it.
But they're not vaginas, whatever you got.
Okay, hold on, okay, hold on, hold on.
Because some girls can't use magnums.
Some girls can't use condoms.
They take theories.
I prefer the girls that just get wet. There you go. You got it. There youoms. I prefer the girls that like just get wet. There you go. I prefer the girls that when I hit that nipple with a...
Like it just naturally has the Niagara form. The ones when it's consensual.
They like you. They want to do this. Y'all got like a natural shit that, some of y'all.
Some of y'all.
I mean, I put that on all y'all.
That's it.
That's it.
Seven bottles is a lot of fucking lube.
Might have a, or not.
Depending on what the wild cane is on.
If you have a butt lube, that's a lot of fucking lube.
Depending on how many people there.
Bring back the men that know how to get a vagina naturally wet.
Okay, hold on one second here.
Foreplay, y'all.
No, not even that.
You've never been in a situation where you've been fucking all day
and the cat gets a little swollen and needs a little bit of help?
Melissa.
Yes. I'm not...
Melissa.
Yes, I have.
And that's when I stop inserting in her.
Exactly, take a rest.
Once I beat them lips up to the swelling portion,
and she's like, ah, oh my God, I beat this thing.
Oh, it hurts, man.
Yeah, bitch.
That ain't the sign for me to keep going.
That's me.
I stop when I swell it up.
Job done. Marlboro man.
Okay.
Not just that.
To Isis' point.
A little bit of pain feels good.
Dog, some of this shit is transactional.
There you go.
So if it's transactional,
I might not be getting the wettest for the nigga
because I'm fucking them for money.
Oh, that's when I open the drawer
and just pull the money out.
They might not get wet.
Shit.
It's transactional, bro. When it's transact's when I open the drawer and just pull the money out. They might not get wet.
Shit.
It's transactional, bro.
When it's transactional and I open the drawer
and pull the money out and get to doing this
while they doing, back in the day,
then yeah, it's gonna get wet.
I'm not putting no astraglottes in no vagina.
I'm not doing it.
She get real wet for that broken nigga she love.
That's what you need, have at it.
I eat pussy good, I fuck good, I talk good. Let me get in that ear
Let me let me get missionary get in that ear. I won't need no
Box of the chick that you paying for box the right hand work get the good job done to brown puff this finger right here
Defeated I'm puffing my nigga. Don't let me hit him with the deuce.
Them two right there.
With the deuce.
Right there.
No, I'm left handed.
Little finger guy.
That's awkward for me.
Them two, them two right there.
The bowling, you gotta go bowling.
Them two right there.
This is interesting, wait.
You do the thing.
Wait, you were about to say something.
I'm too awkward to do this.
As an example, you're puff.
If you puff, I'm not eating your pussy to get you wet. I might
got six girls in there I'm not eating six pussies. I'm worth a billion dollars
y'all bitches gonna please me I'm paying y'all to please me. That's the attitude of a bunch of
that's that might be that again I you know it's not my bag but I could see
that being an attitude of a bunch of dudes that paying for pussy. I'm gonna pay you.
How much money get you there I need to make about six dollars less than that.
Oh wait this is the other part
where I'm calling out lies.
This is the other part where I'm calling out lies,
and it may be inconsiderate.
So if so, believe it.
The assistant said, with a serious face on,
looking like he was about to cry.
He said, or they might have asked him,
because the interview was in her bag, too.
Was there any type of initiation process or a test for you
so he knew that you were loyal?
Uh, this one.
And the assistant dude said,
so glad you asked. As a matter of fact, there was.
Dun, dun, dun.
I paused it when Gus chipped.
I was like, aw, he about to go crazy.
Let me go get the wavy legs.
Big bag.
Yeah, big giant bag.
Family size.
Hey, and I got to talk to y'all about them chips.
The recall?
No, not no recall.
The re-air.
Yeah.
They put no chips in the bag no more.
It'd be this big.
It'd be this much chips in the bag.
And it don't be chips.
It'd be crumbs. And then crushed up half the bag.
You got the dip here, you trying to pick up the crumbs.
You don't even get a whole chip.
So what was the point of all that air?
There's no more whole chips.
There ain't no more whole chips.
Whole chips is done in the big bag.
You might get four or five whole chips.
The rest is little.
But anyway, the assistant dude was like,
I'm so glad you asked.
As a matter of fact, there was one night
he pulled me to the side.
I'm getting ready to cry with him.
You know I like to cry.
Give me something I can cry to.
He said one night he pulled me to the side and said,
it's time to see if you're really about it.
And the interviewer said, well, what did he do?
What did he do next?
I grabbed a chip.
With no dip. He rolled over the chip.
This is the thing that's on my mind.
He brought me in the back to this room
and told me to have sex with this girl.
It was consensual.
The girl said, yeah.
He looked at the girl.
He said, will you have sex with him?
She said, yes, I will.
And I was forced to have sex with this woman
while he stood there.
I was so embarrassed and when it was done,
I ran to a room and cried.
I felt dirty.
I can't believe I was forced to do it.
Nigga, I was sitting there so confused.
All right, we gotta stop putting sauce
on some of this doc shit. Stop it, money. Nigga was putting 20 on 10. All right, we gotta stop putting sauce on some of this doc shit.
Stop it, money.
Stop it, money.
Puff had one of the baddest bitches you ever seen
in your life in there.
Ready to go and said, hey, consensually,
get it done right now.
He and his freak cuck bag.
I wanna watch.
Well, that's why it's all wrong.
So let me be clear, I understand the power dynamic. If I hired you for that.
You didn't hire me for that.
You didn't hire me to fuck nobody.
You can't tell me what I hired you for.
You're about the dude.
You didn't hire, I was the assistant.
And you said the C if you really-
And drug runner.
Dope.
Lizzo hired some bitches to stick bananas in their pussy at the London Strip Club.
Yo, people are hiring people and they get into their after work scene.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict.
I'm not sure if you're a drug addict. I'm not sure if you're a drug addict. I'm not sure if you're a drug addict. I'm not sure if you're a drug addict. I'm not sure if you're a drug addict. Dog Hired some bitches to stick bananas in they pussy at the London strip club
Yo, people are hiring people and they get into they after work scene
Which sometimes includes fucking I'm gonna keep it above and I'm sure there was some level of NDA and there was some level of
Agreement that he signed prior to working for puff
I'm sure of course of course so that don't that may might have been a little specific
That means somebody could give me for when we go to the strip club working for a puff. I'm sure. Of course. Of course. So that NDA might have been a little specific.
That means somebody could get me for when we go to the strip club, like when me, Mel
and Imani or whatever went to the strip club and I go grab a girl and put it on Mel.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, nigga.
Yes, nigga.
Mel can say she felt obliged to do that because of the power dynamic.
Mm-hmm.
Yo, this...
I'm deadass.
Not even trying to be funny.
No, you're right.
No, you're right. I'm just right. That's really how it could go.
I taped it.
I believe you.
So what that means.
I'm gonna show the charge.
Careful, careful.
So?
That might make it worse.
That's bad.
I'm like your evidence.
God's supposed to tape it.
No, listen.
Did you give her consent to tape it?
Yo, even if she says it's consensual, she can change it.
You've been on my list anyway.
So go ahead, keep it up.
I'm trying to help you.
Can I take you at this moment?
No, bro.
It's still, she can say, yo, I still felt forced.
I consented, but I felt forced.
I thought that if I didn't do it later.
So you can't even go to the strip club
with your co-worker anymore?
No.
Not that you have the power there and then go over, no.
What if I fired myself?
And then you hired yourself back the next day?
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
Then I'm just going as a friend.
Go ahead.
Go tell them that.
Go ahead. I'm still going to the strip club with you, buddy. No. Same. Do you'm just going as a friend. Go ahead, go tell him that. Go ahead, tell him that.
There's no way.
I'm still going to the strip club with you, buddy.
No, but then you get my point.
Go.
Thank you.
Look, man, she just said, hold on.
But yeah, but you're right.
You're absolutely right, but I'm still going to say it.
Thank you.
Let's go, man.
Thank God.
Who would want to work around that person?
But wait, I have a, I just have a question
for everybody that saw the doc.
I don't want to be insensitive. This is a
completely innocent question. Was the assistant straight? I wasn't sure. I was
gonna say that when he was making this critique of the situation. And so that
that would make it particularly egregious if he is not straight. I take it back.
But look.
And forced him to have sex with a woman.
That's true.
She's right.
That changes things.
Yeah.
Even if he wore straight.
88 on them gay nigga boots.
No.
But I'm just saying, let's just say.
Y'all see his boots?
It's still.
Oh, you're saying the power.
You're absolutely right.
Power dynamics still exist if he is straight.
No, no, no.
I'm saying he could have been straight
and attracted to that woman.
Yes. It's still wrong. Yes, no, no. I'm saying he could have been straight and attracted to that woman. Yes. It's still wrong. But yes, it is wrong. But if we're acknowledging the fact what I think
most people came to the conclusion of that he was not straight, then that is particularly
egregious to make you do that. To make you feel like you have to do that. Have sex with a woman
when you don't like vagina. All right, you walk, you talk me into it. That's fucking crazy.
I'm on your side now.
And that would, that whole little,
when he said, what he said,
when he said, come ahead of time, yeah.
So swap, swap shorty out, go get money.
The king?
No.
Oh.
Yo, if he start fucking some dick in front of me,
I'll be saying stupid shit inside.
Shine a light on him!
Shine a light on him!
Hey, yo, it's gonna be tough to keep a hard on while I'm watching be saying stupid shit and it's like, shine a light on him! Shine a light on him!
It's gonna be tough to keep a hard on while I'm watching, buddy.
Well that could be, yo, that's the power part.
Like that's the real, now it's almost like
humiliate you type shit.
Like that's your ritual, we'll see if you really down.
You shouldn't make a gay dude fuck a girl
if y'all worked together.
Add some type of initiation, you're right.
You're absolutely right about that.
I've come around. Around all of initiation, you're right. You're absolutely right about that. I've come around.
Around all of us, yeah, for sure.
Uh, it's okay.
Clean it up, clean it up.
Call the dude to clean it up.
Aw, y'all nasty as hell, man.
I ain't a cuck, baby.
Can you imagine if,
No, nothing to imagine.
If you gay, then I ain't a cuck. Can you imagine if... No, nothing to imagine. If you gay, then I ain't a cuck no more.
Might still be a cuck.
I'm not watching anymore.
Oh, I see.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
It's no longer my...
I'm saying if you still watch, you still might be a cuck.
Oh, well, yeah, if you still watch it.
I'd be in here with the movie 3D glasses. You know how much bullshit I'd be doing just to see if you can stay hard while I'm over here on the side playing patty cake.
Beatboxing. Let's see how that blood really gets flowing in your body. Something seriously wrong with you.
No but you're right he did look a little even though I think that's an
appropriate to say he did look a little. We don't know.
We don't know, but.
Don't put that jacket on him, Ethan.
Wouldn't be surprised if.
Sure.
He had the boots on.
The Lenny Kravitz joints.
Yep.
Which boots?
Some shit with zippers.
The Lenny Kravitz.
He had some fries on now?
Look at the Brooklyn joints.
He had the, I ain't.
Rick Owens?
I ain't in the girls, 12s.
That's fucked up, I'm saying.
We leaving this, because I'm just being mature the whole time.
This nigga said.
Nigga had the baking powder to clean the drip.
That shit soak up the baby oil.
It soaks it up.
Baby oil soak up nut?
No, baking powder soaks up the baby oil.
I think the jizz will just float around in there. Yeah, baking powder soaks up the baby oil. I think the jizz will just float around in the back.
Yeah, baking soda.
Pulls up the oil.
Yeah.
Common oil mix for the clogs.
Then you got to get the drain on.
That's what he said.
The bathtub.
Reach in there, there's nothing but baby oil in that shit.
Then the drain.
Them niggas filled the tub with baby oil.
What type of shit was this?
And I was shocked that he was still doing that shit at a hotel. They niggas feel the tub with baby oil. What type of shit was he into?
And I wish he was still doing that shit at a hotel.
But they don't be normally in hotels.
No it's not. Wild King night nigga, go home.
No, you don't want everybody to know what you're doing.
You don't want those kings in my house?
You shouldn't do this in a hotel.
You're wrong.
You gotta clean this.
And what type of hotel they doing this shit for?
They doing that shit in $20,000 a night hotels
That's what they doing that shit in hotels
That are literally there
To shut the fuck up and let you do
Whatever you want to do for that
For $35,000 a night and I'm gonna
Guarantee you that I'm gonna have my assistant come in
And clean up whatever he cannot clean up
Charge me a cleaning fee with the professional service
Alright you convinced me again
And I'm writing it off.
You convinced me.
I'm with you.
Writing off the Kings night is crazy.
And I'm writing it off.
Okay, great.
You guys never like on all your tour days
fucked up hotel rooms?
Not really.
Not to the degree that we're talking about.
Yeah, not nothing like this.
No, I understand not to that degree, but.
Any fucking up hotel I did,
the clean lady in the morning could fix it.
Yeah, we'll come to the towel.
They ain't have no money like that to be having a private assistant come with the bacon soda
I never had that much lube or baby oil in my possession ever in my entire life
And let me just say listen while I agree with you
There are $20,000 night hotels that are with the shits the hotel is how you got into this jam anyway
Facts
True
But wait wait wait
So think about how long
Whoa whoa whoa let me take that back
That's not how he got into the jam
I take that back His behavior's not how he got into jail.
Let me take, yeah, I take that back.
Yeah, it's not.
His behavior got him into a jail.
Exactly.
But the hotel having footage of your behavior
didn't, wasn't helpful to you.
But think about this.
The hotel hid that footage for the better part of a decade.
Yeah.
And somebody's greed allowed them to keep a second copy
because he thought he bought the first one.
And so my man called, what's my man name
from TMZ, little white dude, Harvey.
Harvey.
Harvey called.
You pay 50 grand for the original, quote unquote.
You can't do that at a normal Marriott, my nigga.
You hear what I'm saying?
He's standing some shop fuckers in, shit like that.
Yeah, a nigga standing some boutique priming shit
that you walk by the door and you don't even know it's a hotel.
Some shit with a tunnel in it, nigga.
Some of the hotels is for real.
Well, I do believe one day Puff will eventually get out of jail
and when that day happens, I'll be sure I better not eat nowhere near that house.
He coming straight for Albee Shore again.
Here, have some tea, nigga.
Go ahead, come on.
Come on.
Then you got that hydro-glassic tea.
That shit that put you out, boy.
Hydro-glassic.
Prayers up to the victims, man.
Some of the stories were actually traumatizing
and horrible to listen to.
Yeah, prayers to each one of the victims, for sure.
I did want to see more Albie Shore in this one When I'll be sure shit drunk
Right, I don't remember any Albie sore shit in this one not in this one
This one he wasn't in this one. You got his book coming. Yeah
Guys book comes best best seller and they're gonna talk about
Exit question
You're getting better.
I don't know.
What else, what else, what else?
What else?
You talking about the DC crash?
Have at it.
So a Black Hawk helicopter crashed into
American Airlines flight.
Yeah, American Airlines flight
that was about to land in DC.
It's caught on video, just respect to all the victims.
There's a lot of side talk going around
that I wanted to get into.
But the victims, the pilot, the co-pilot, the stewardess.
All victims, yeah.
Families, like imagine. Yeah, The families, like, imagine.
Yeah, but I want to shout them all out
because there's some news reporters out there,
there's some news reports out there that were saying,
did y'all hear that?
There was no VIPs on the flight.
Did y'all hear that one?
No, I didn't hear that.
Yeah, no VIPs on the helicopter.
Everyone.
That was disgusting.
Yeah, it's crazy.
One of the only things I heard was
Trump tried to blame the crash on DEI.
I was like, what the fuck?
Well, we're getting there, I think.
Yeah, we're getting there.
I think that's where we're going.
But yeah, to say there's no VIPs was disgusting.
Nasty.
And one of them reporters to a husband
waiting on his wife that said,
hey, I was just texting with her 10 minutes ago
and in all communication.
See, stupid ass reporter talking about,
can I see the text?
That's fucking disgusting.
There's a lot of disgusting behavior
going around surrounding mass tragedy.
There's news for content purposes, media, content.
All of that shit is disgusting, my nigga.
Like yo, we really have lost the sensitivity piece
when reporting tragedy.
It's really about the most salacious shit you can find.
So somebody waiting on their wife to come out,
you're like, can I see the text?
You mind if I take a picture of that?
Take a picture of this.
Niggas wanna take pictures of the body
to be the first one to pose.
It's the rush to be first.
It's the rush for the exclusive.
We totally lost all human decency.
They said that the,
who are the, what's the people name that?
The FAA.
The traffic controllers.
Air traffic controllers.
Thank you, air traffic controllers.
They said that the airport,
the area where the air traffic controller is,
they were understaffed.
Understaffed, yeah, thank you so much.
But from my report, and I got a-
It was like 19 when it's supposed to be 30.
I got an inside report that said basically
that everybody at the airport did everything
the right way.
Everything was done accordingly.
The mistake rests solely on the Black Hawk pilot.
They were talking to the Black Hawk pilot.
In the video it showed, it looked like that.
They said the Black Hawk pilot, they were asking him,
yo, do you not see this plane in front of you?
And he was non-responsive.
Well, no, in one of them, he replied, yes, I see the plane.
And then they kept asking him as he keeps going and going
and going and going.
It's like, yo, my nigga.
There's a theory out there that says maybe he
thought he saw one plane, and that wasn't the plane
that they were talking about.
I can't speak to that.
But when you watch the video,
it did look like that shit almost crashed into about
four different planes.
But they were saying that it's mad lights.
Like it's nighttime and there's so many lights
that it can be blinding for the, exactly.
In a metropolitan city, especially.
And then I heard that. In one of the bus Exactly. In a metropolitan city, especially. And then I heard that...
In one of the busiest...
In the country.
It's a huge airport.
In the country.
It's DC.
So they said that also, like that airspace
is a different level of restricted airspace.
We talking about DC, my nigga.
Like there's so many buildings and important buildings,
like outside of New York,
it might be the most important place in the,
maybe more important than New York.
And they saying that dude was just doing some shit that was wild shit.
The Black Hawk pilot was just on some other shit.
He lost his life as well, right?
He did.
So I mean, recipes.
Yeah, recipes as well.
But for Trump to now, he barely was sympathetic to the victims.
He's not going to accept any responsibility.
This is who we elected to lead us?
So there's a whole article in Time
magazine about this where it's discussing
the fact that Trump is now
in office and all of his cabinet
members, like he's appointing people.
And so
the article in Time magazine says
just days before the crash, President Donald Trump
enacted a sweeping shakeup of federal agencies
responsible for aviation oversight, removing the administrator of the Transportation
Security Administration, the TSA, and eliminating all the members of the key aviation security
advisory group.
The FAA, which regulates airlines and aircraft manufacturers and manages the nation's airspace,
was also without permanent leadership at the time of the crash because its top official got into it with
Elon and basically resigned. So that's sick. Yeah. So the first thing you do for
damage control is blame Biden. You know I'm saying like the first thing you do
your first report is blame Biden. It's disgusting bro. Even when I heard the dude
from American Airlines get on
his first two or three sentences, he was like, yeah, such as such is a wholly owned subsidiary of blah blah. Like you talk about insurance shit and you know what I mean? Liability shit instead
of addressing these people that lost their life in your first two sentences is disgusting to me.
Agreed. I agree. But aren't like Blackhawks like military personnel?
Yes.
So that-
I only trained you with that.
Exactly.
So wouldn't it just behoove you to kind of think that the increased military presence
is a direct order from Trump?
So indirectly this is-
If he's the commander in chief, it's been there a week or two.
Maybe maybe not.
He's done a lot of shit inside of a week or two
I don't know about if it went down that far. My thing is dog. I don't know address it as a mistake
Yeah, address it as yo, this is they fall or start pointing the fingers
I think all of that shit is goofy when 70 people lost their lives. I think that shit is just disgusting my nigga
I just think it's trash agree whether we can blame or they've pulled these bodies out of the fucking water. Before families have been notified.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's the thing.
Whatever you call yourself, attributing this to, it's time to stop in the place.
It's not the place for it.
It's not the place for it.
And then the people that are reporting on it, you could tell they're so scared of the
nigga that they tap it.
That they tap dance.
Oh, Donald Trump said that this is a direct result of DEI hires, what do you feel about that?
They be like, we're gonna just look at all the evidence
and then we'll come to a, you know,
they said it's gonna take a year for them to come
to a direct conclusion.
They'll have some pertinent information in 30 days,
but the investigation will take, for the most part,
12 months for them to come back with.
Then the news started putting up pictures of some of the people that was on the flight.
I can't watch that.
I can't watch that, bro.
I think it was ice-ca-cateen.
I can't watch that.
I can't watch that.
I can't watch that.
I can't watch that.
I can't watch that.
The black lawyer, the teenage kids that was doing that.
I'm watching that.
I ain't gonna cut that shit off.
They showed the whole staff, the pilots,
and the black girl that was the flight attendant.
That shit was bad.
Really disturbing.
Again, our hearts go out to.
Everybody.
Yeah, everybody.
For real.
The family, the friends, America, period.
Period.
You heard it.
The travelers.
Yeah.
The travelers.
Travelers. because it was another
crash too that wasn't the only plane crash yeah it was a whole nother plane
crash at some point if regular pedestrians just start seeing planes
crash like as a common thing yeah I get in the flights there's a theory
floating around there is about the crashes and the increase of them.
It's to put the fear of people getting in planes
because they want to try to put some type of rail system.
Underground, yeah, under the water.
It's to drive the demand for that.
Fear is the biggest motivator of people.
I said that last time on the part.
I said that, you know,
do you think there's an objective here?
They are trying to put an underground train station.
L.A. to New York. Under the water on London to New York. Yeah, the London to New York one. They've been trying to put an underground train station under the water
on London to New York. They've been trying to do that so I don't understand.
Let's unpack conspiracy theories after they've pulled bodies. I don't want us to do the same
thing. Rest in peace to those involved. Absolutely. Those that affected our condolences to your family. I'm praying to everybody's families out there who,
ah, can imagine.
You know, when you think about how just,
things just change, right?
You can go to sleep and just wake up and like that.
A regular shit, yo, I'm going to pick up my wife
from the airport, I'm going to pick up my husband,
my kids, whatever it is.
Oh, this shit was about the land.
So I was like, yo, I'm, all right, we about to land.
Now, you know, once you, 200 feet, yeah,
once you get, your cell, your phone is working now.
Right.
Like you done caught towers again.
Yeah, I'll be out in two seconds.
Yeah.
And then you're watching.
Yo, final descent, we almost there, boom, boom, boom.
They got a video of a, from a driver's view,
of you know, you just see the black hawks sitting there.
I don't, ah, doesn't make sense to me.
Doesn't make sense.
So.
Well, since the boy not is disturbing, extremely unfortunate.
And again, again, our prayers go out to the family, friends, loved ones of all the victims
of all of the victims.
It's a horrible.
Hopefully, we as just onlookers don't have to continue to see again.
He ain't been in there two weeks.
Or he ain't been in there two weeks. He ain't been in there two weeks.
And just handled that shit with sandpaper gloves.
All that shit that they was talking about.
He's not doing that, he's not doing that.
He got in there and got right to it.
Dogs, they had the shit done.
Whatever that shit is called.
My nigga, for you to sign that many executive orders,
you already had your team working on them shit
before you got there.
We was ready to go. Yo, yep, yep, you gone, executive orders, you already had your team working on them shit before you got there. We was ready to go.
Yo, yep, yep, you gone, you gone, you gone.
Like, it's getting crazy, and to all my people,
y'all know who y'all are.
I was arguing with motherfuckers for months pre-election.
I don't wanna hear a fucking peep.
Facts.
I don't wanna hear shit.
I don't wanna hear nothing.
Yeah, this the nigga that y'all elected right here.
Mm-hmm.
Strap up.
Yeah.
It's going to get real.
It's going to be a long four years.
Yeah.
Oh, let me help y'all out.
And vote.
That's it, too.
Vote them midterms.
Yeah, that's real. Yeah
Enough of that, enough of that No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You should know You should know You should know You should know
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You should know
You should know
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You should know
I wanna make sure I'm right, girl
Before I let go
I weep hard
Alright, we got an hour, make it count.
Listen, listen.
We got another hour, let's make it count.
Turn up, attack each other.
Hey, no, no, look, I want to tell you something.
Attack each other.
I got to leave after the part, but I don't want to get docked.
This nigga ill.
And no, no, no, I don't want to get docked.
So let's let him land.
Let's let him land.
Please let me land because it takes a while with these lights. I stutter a lot. But when I'm confident in what I'm saying, I don't want to get docked. So let's hear them out. Let them land. Let's let them land. Please let me land. Because it takes a while with these lights.
I stutter a lot.
But when I'm confident in what I'm saying,
I'm not going to stutter. Check this out.
I don't want to get docked. I got to go.
I got work to do.
Last joint, you was extremely supportive.
And it gave me confidence.
It made me look forward to something.
But this time you put your foot down.
So now it's like playing double Dutch, nigga.
I'm standing right there.
Have you noticed that sometimes I go there and come back and go there and come back? Every time you put your foot down. So now it's like playing double dutch, nigga. I stand by this.
Have you noticed that sometimes I go there
and come back and go there and come back?
I noticed that.
Because I'm contemplating the league,
but I don't want to get docked.
So how can we fix this?
I would like to make an amendment.
Corey, mind your business.
I'd like to fix it.
I would like you to go back to supporting your man.
Like when I first came here,
that's why I signed the extra joint.
And you be waiting till the last, you know what I'm saying?
But you signed the new joint with these changes.
Yeah, I don't like it.
You just caught me.
After Christmas, yo.
You should have rolled back.
What's the, what are you saying?
Is this best and final?
All you had to do was not sign it and hit back.
Yo, was that best and final?
And I would have said, yes, it's best and final, or no.
That's the crap shoot.
That's the dice game.
Now, if you leave, because I know you got the room tomorrow,
shout out to Gary Caruso, Armani, Killer Kev, Asia, Mac.
Nicole, hey, Armani got the condom on now.
Armani got the condom on now. Oh, shit. I'm on it, got the condom on right now.
Hey.
I'm on it, don't use condoms.
Sometimes.
Sometimes we do.
Sell out.
I know you got the room tomorrow,
and I know that you probably have to do some things
to prepare for the room.
Yes.
So if you leave after the part,
I'm not gonna give you a look.
There ain't gonna be no phone calls,
not gonna be a, hey buddy,
we fixed the contract to where you can do that.
Yeah, but then I would look at my account on the first
and I'll see it wouldn't look the same.
But that's fine because you're making even more money now
on your side ventures than you were the last time
we had to talk about how much money do you think
everybody's making on their side ventures.
Your number has gone up,
so you could afford the dock over here because you're killing.
Yeah.
No, you're killing.
I just feel-
You sent out invites.
I did, but I just feel like you should still support your man because it's motivational.
I do support you.
And it shows that you appreciate the work that we put in here.
I support you and I appreciate the work that you get in there.
Your words don't mean nothing, nigga.
Show me an action.
You know I support you.
My actions don't show I support you?
Come on.
Listen, listen, listen.
The action being not docking him.
Not docking him would be the support.
Big Mel.
Big Mel.
What about like,
When she gonna do her move on,
Hush and I like that.
What about like advertising?
Let me snitch on her,
Hush and I like she gonna do a move if she still lit.
She come,
Oh, you should like that too? Let me snitch on her. Her shit not like she gonna do a movie, she still lit. She come-
This shit like that too?
You signed it before anybody knows, so you have some pre-historical shit.
I wanna put that in everybody contract, but it still will only affect you.
It ain't gonna affect the rest of the-
Because they get a lot of money, I don't.
No, because when they call out, it really be like, yo, my daughter, yo, I got the vid,
yo, I'm shooting a movie.
You just, whatever.
I'm sick of y'all. I'm going to show up after y'all started.
Y'all want to leave working and hit spaces.
Y'all want to leave here early. Yo, smoke was coming from my head.
The last bar we did.
I ain't tell nobody though.
I tucked it.
I tucked it.
I ain't tell nobody.
Do I want to?
Yeah, say it.
I like tucking shit and just bringing it up
past aggressively in the future.
Say it.
Oh my God.
Technically, this is the future.
At least you honest.
I think everybody stayed at there a lot of time.
I don't wanna see, I don't want,
after we leave, after a long day of work,
getting it done, getting to it,
our brother Ish wasn't here, everybody held it down,
fucking really got to it.
Okay.
I don't want to see spaces five minutes after, I don't.
I got to fix the contract.
You can't, nigga, you'll never change that, nigga.
Wait.
What?
Yeah, you lost me, Joe.
You'll never change that.
I understand, your contract, it ain't time for you yet,
so it don't matter.
It don't matter.
I don't do spaces anyway.
I don't even fuck about no spaces.
That's what I'm saying.
You're the only one that's gonna affect.
And that's not, I would never say much of it.
I need a buffer between the show.
No.
And spaces.
We gotta do it in March.
Hey, yo, I don't, listen, listen.
I don't use topics or talk about topics from here on spaces.
I don't wanna see you over there having fun.
You gonna see it nigga?
I don't want to see you in your bag.
I'm about to listen.
I don't want to see none of that fire.
I'm just gonna be honest.
Nine hours at work.
We sitting here, hey, ain't no topics.
We struggling to get to it.
Come on y'all, pull it out of here.
Come on y'all, let's just find, come on a little bit.
We almost, we almost.
Nigga get on Spaces, be like, yo, what's up?
Oh my God, niggas get on spaces.
Topics galore like Lyra.
Topics galore.
Yeah, nah, I'm over that.
This whole on time shit for January being a stand up
working, it's just, you put something.
But that's what, that's the power struggle
that me and him got, and then we moving on
to Justin Tucker.
Let's do it.
Our power struggle is, I implement some shit
in the contract, he don't like
he finds some new shit that wasn't addressed and do it knowing that it's
gonna piss me off. He know I'm getting mad at this 24 hour spaces thing. He know I am but
I can't so I can't. You come and support me I'm trying I'm making money
I'm trying to figure it out. Yo why would that make you mad? Tell him.
I understood when you got mad
the day before he did improper improv.
I understood that.
No, 100% wrong.
That was a wild shit.
100% wrong, that was wild.
I tried to make excuses for that, that was nasty.
But Spaces, you can't say nothing,
I'm killing over there, nigga.
Not till March.
Can't say, even in March, nigga.
And hopefully, before March, your wife will fix it for me. Because that's what I'm killin' over there, nigga. Not till March. Can't say even in March, nigga. And hopefully before March, your wife will fix it for me.
Cause that's what I'm home prayin'.
No, she, she's on the spaces all night.
At some point, niggas is married,
I'm just tellin' you what I be thinkin' at home.
I'll slap fire out of you.
I'm tellin' you what, I'll take it.
Meet a sectional. I'll take it, I eat it.
Meet a sectional.
I'm tellin' you what I be thinkin' at home.
Restoration on the way ain't cheap, Flip.
The shit I be mad at, I'm like,
at some point, the married niggas wives is gonna say,
come to bed.
But you don't.
And I get mad.
Now he got a better setup.
I do got a better setup.
And she niggas.
When he go to bed, Captain E be in the air holding it down.
No, exactly.
Shout out to E. I'ma fire them both. I'ma fire them both. Captain E be in there holding it down. No, exactly shot the E
I'm a fire both
You taking off for a week
It may it reminded me how good it feel with like one less person like it's just intimate
It's intimate we don't fire both together and then'm coming in spaces, and I still want the same appreciation. Never, nigga.
Bring me to the stage.
I'm talking about never.
Never, nigga.
When I come into space, I fire niggas.
And for the pod to get bigger, somebody has to get fired.
Oh, this nigga is hard.
Like, I'll take that.
The J-1 shit, that didn't get it done.
That's my man still.
He could probably come back.
But for the pod to get to the next level.
What type of math you doing? Addition by subtraction. That's my man's deal. He could probably come back. But for the pod to get to the next level... What type of math you doing?
Yeah.
Addition by subtraction.
No guarantee that an addition...
Hey, the only nigga that...
I won't talk.
There ain't no guarantee.
And that's what Ish...
Are you signing this shit?
Yo, Ish.
Are you signing this shit?
Ish, he want niggas to be quiet.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me get the 1v1 real quick.
I'm with my man.
Let me get the 1v1 real quick.
I don't want no beef with you, bro. That's his bag. I'm with my man. Let me get the one V1, bro. You say the one.
I don't want no beef with you, bro.
That's his bag.
You don't got to sign another nigga.
His value is signed, nigga.
Yeah, nigga.
We out together, nigga.
We gonna leave like a group, nigga.
It's electric.
We out.
We move on out this shit.
You have another one.
And I'm gonna shit on you, nigga.
I ain't gonna hold.
I'm not even gonna lie to y'all.
I'm gonna be totally honest and vulnerable.
This nigga's an idiot.
This show would feel the effects of you two leaving at the same time.
That's true.
So I don't have a joke that I gotta listen to this shit.
If y'all leave, she leaving too.
If you two niggas do some buddy buddy shit, she is right behind you with Daisy.
I ain't playing with y'all. We gonna have to figure it out you with Daisy. I ain't playing with y'all.
We gonna have to figure it out, rebuild again.
I ain't dealing with this shit.
Hey Cory!
I ain't dealing with this shit.
If y'all get out of here.
You crazy?
Oh my Lord.
This nigga's an idiot.
Cory, I'm the playboy.
And I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
To the people that are unable to tell when I'm joking.
They don't care.
They don't care. They think I'm the worst nigga in the world. Thank peace coming no matter coming. Do Umar buy yourself.
Raise my money or else it's over.
That's not what they said.
Well, I said it.
That's what I said.
No, he said it.
The more of them said that I was being stubborn
and I assigned so you made me stay home.
That don't make sense.
Yeah, that's background.
That don't even make sense.
Nigga, we felt your presence not here.
How that make sense?
I mean, both of them make sense.
All right. Yo dog, you not, you not.
Compliant.
Yeah, then you gotta stay home and not get paid.
I wouldn't do that.
He ain't gonna do that to you.
He ain't gonna do that to you.
Dog, they don't know what the fuck they talking about.
What we talking about?
Cause you know why it's.
If you don't.
When you go to other podcasts, the numbers is up.
He know.
Hey, Badfue.
300,000, where's this?
Y'all right, I've been chilling, you know?
You said Bagfuel, so that cut off the joke I was about to make, because I know them niggas.
Shout out to them.
Yeah, shout out to them.
That's what I'm saying.
Bagfuel to the side.
The numbers gonna go up when Ish pop up, because it only be 50 views before he get there anyway.
That's nasty.
Yo, Ish show up to the bums with 20 views and get in his tonight conversation back.
I'm still on y'all ass.
I've been up since 6 a.m. watching YouTube trying to piece it together tonight's conversation.
They making it tough.
They want to come up here.
Shit.
I already told them.
They want me to come up here.
Let's go.
What?
You said what?
They want to come here?
I'll tell you later.
They want to come here? No, we're talking come here. We've been talking about it all week
not trip
With your fast
Hey, let me know. Please come. I dubbed it because I thought you was going to say no.
Shit. Shit. You've been homesick.
We've been dying for this tonight's conversation.
You don't know what? Oh.
No. It's too many conflicting stories.
Me either. I don't know either.
Tell me all about it.
You know this nigga know.
Because it's...
He talk.
That was his body.
That was his body.
Well, he talked to everybody and that's the part he was going to in case he left.
So now they got gotta open it?
It's got his ducks in a row,
he's gonna be right on stage in Missouri.
Nah, because women will do this.
That nigga's gonna be a machine on the road, boy.
Your mind is crazy, bro.
Hey, anybody from tonight's conversation
wanna have a today conversation?
Please, by all means.
Can you say it, Rick?
Yes.
Yo, don't try to look for reasons to hit Trip.
That's not what, fuck you, okay?
Shout out to Trip, Trip is my man.
Shout out to Trip. Right.
I showed you the text.
Where Trip is from.
Trip is wherever he's from's version of ish.
From Maryland ish. Oh, you from Maryland.
Yo, come on. Justin Tucker. Justin Tucker. Justin Tucker.
Tugging away. Justin Tucker, kicker for the Baltimore Ravens. Kicking legend.
Okay. Absolutely. One of the best. Kicking legend. And see after this,
I'm going gonna say something ignorant
But let's have a serious talk this year. It's all adding up a little bit. Yeah, you're dead enough a little bit when this report came
I said, ah
Turns out Justin Tucker has a hard time kicking it
See the kicker but he kickin' it,
but he keep it straight.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah.
Nah, he might be curved.
Yeah, I think he's a gay, yo.
He might have the curve ratchet on him.
Jesus Christ.
All right, Justin Tucker is said to be banned
from multiple massage parlors in the Baltimore area.
He is being accused of inappropriate behavior,
making women touch his private,
ejaculating in these sessions,
and they are investigating.
That's on tip, right?
All right.
Which one's he going to?
Is he going to the washy wash?
Which one he going to?
What's the washy wash?
I see where this is going.
The one from the movie, Rush Hour.
Which one, sir?
Which one, sir?
Hot take, huh?
Huh?
Hey, give me a little bit of that.
That's the washy wash.
You know what I'm saying?
Raven's Kicker.
Raven's Kicker Justin Tucker engaged in inappropriate
behavior at four high-end spas and wellness centers
in the Baltimore region.
Oh, you can't do it at the high end.
That's it.
Let's take them on right in.
You got to go to the ****.
Of course.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
I'm going to write that one down.
I don't even know what that means,
but it didn't sound right.
According to six massage therapists,
including exposing his genitals, brushing two of them
with his exposed penis, and leaving what they believe to be ejaculation
on a massage table after three of his treatments.
Several therapists said Tucker's behavior was so egregious
that they ended his sessions early
or refused to work on him again.
And at two spas, management said
they banned him from returning.
That number has grown since that was published.
He's getting the shawd. Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished panel, what do you guys think?
I think that he wouldn't, you know, you can't do that at the high end.
Hey, check it out. May Ling, Wee Long, all them, they wouldn't have any problem doing that.
Honestly.
Or Esmeralda and Maria. Yeah, they wouldn't have any problem doing that honestly or Esmeralda and Maria yeah they wouldn't have any problems
No, no we got to acknowledge because we make fun of shit
But we got to acknowledge the women that put the extra work in to leave you satisfied they actually bro
It's a place in the world for DEI hires exactly
On top of that though
Don't look at me This is a problem Oh my God. You guys are out of time. On top of that, though, I think, and they do it.
Don't look at me.
Hey, yo, listen.
They do the problem.
My problem, look.
Hey, yo, listen.
Pogs, my problem with them is they
think that they don't got to use the lube.
That's what they got to, come on, yo.
They try to do the dry hand.
Yo.
Because, yo, you've been massaging too much.
Get the hook.
OK, wait.
All right.
Which one of them try to do the dry hand?
Let's try this one.
I don't know.
You like it dry?
Antoine and Flip. Something's wrong with them to do the dry hand? Let's try this one. I don't know. You like it dry?
Antoine and Flip.
Something's wrong with you.
I never had that.
Flip and Antoine.
Let's try this.
Can I stand up and do it?
Next time.
What?
What?
Yeah.
All right.
That shit gave me a headache.
I tried to get it on Thanksgiving.
I told you.
You officially lost control, okay?
I'm just saying.
I got kicked out the crib for that.
I'm gonna try to get the fuck back.
Antoine and Queen's flip.
The next time I say distinguished panel,
what do you guys think?
Let Mel go.
Got it.
Like let her.
You gotta joke right there, sir.
I see it in your eye.
You gotta joke.
You want me?
You can't.
Just let it out.
I can't joke about you.
That's how I got sick, yo.
Look. Fuck with my vitamin B. Wait, hold up. Fuck all my vitamin B.
Wait, hold up.
Y'all using the same dropper in your mouth?
Stop, Imani.
Good joke.
Yo, y'all taking this light-ski shit too far, my nigga.
Y'all sharing cups?
Y'all sharing cups?
Imani is taking the vitamin B12 dropper.
He put it back home.
In his mouth.
And I saw Ish take that same dropper last week and put it in his mouth.
It's Ish's dropper.
Pause.
It was in your mouth.
Yeah, but the germs fly like mosquitoes.
Y'all brothers for real.
Like, yeah, word.
Y'all got it?
Now he going to rinse it off.
You already doing the Nat rinse too.
All right, Mel.
Mel.
Yeah, please, Mel.
Yes, I guess.
What do you think about this, Mel?
Ah.
And then we'll be immature.
OK.
I don't know what makes you think I don't want to be immature
with that, you know, I don't want to be immature.
No, you should not be immature.
Someone's got to be mature.
Oh, you want to be?
Sorry.
Kind of.
All right, fuck it.
Well, set it off. There it is. Well, set wanna be? Sorry. Kind of. Yeah, go ahead then. Or set it off.
There it is.
Or set it off and have at it.
What?
Undistinguished parents.
This just makes me wonder how often this happens?
How regular is this in the occurrence?
Has anybody in this room ever done that?
I never have.
I never have.
Done what?
Been to a Rub-N-Tug?
Well, these are not Rub-N-T Well, these are not Rub-N-Tugs.
You fucking they right up in here.
These are not Rub-N-Tugs because these are high-ends.
They rubbing into them.
And that's what I want to tell all of y'all. Med spas.
A massage parlor is not a Rub-N-Tug.
No, they do it in the high-end ones too.
There are Rub-N-Tugs that are massage parlors.
Can we play out the conversation? How does that go?
All massage parlors are not rubbing toes.
That's true.
And that's what some of these guys.
That's what they're fucking up at.
That's where they're having the problem.
They thinking that.
They thinking that.
They got the bread.
They can make it a rubbing tongue.
Yeah.
What's the name?
What's called King Weekend?
Wild King Night.
Wild King Night.
That nigga just won some games at the last second.
Go ahead and play with my man.
Yo, what you talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They must not be Ravens fans.
That is wild.
Goal!
Wrong sport.
Fuck it, you're talking.
Fuck it, you're talking.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Hey, yo, bring your friend.
See another one bring, what the fuck is you talking about?
Try to get three points. What the fuck you he talking about? Try to get three points.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Yo, he leaving it on the table.
Hey yo, dog.
What you talking about?
I want to acknowledge the victims in this, Tory.
Oh, no, come on.
You making this.
Damn it.
You making this serious, man.
You doing some bullshit, bro.
You making it serious, man.
Okay, I take it back.
No, I'm serious, dog.
No, come on.
Fuck it, Tory.
Okay, the victims.
No, I take it back.
Yo, your meat brush up do it. Fuck it. Okay, the victims. No, I take it back.
Yo, your meat brush up against somebody a little bit.
Man, no harm, no foul.
The high end wants to be having the fire joints too.
They Egyptian Russian.
You gotta get your shit off.
Girl, where you from?
Where you from?
I didn't see the likes of you before.
You gotta try the likes of you.
Yo, I'm Svetlana.
I'm from Croatia.
Holy shit.
They look good.
I saw some of those.
I saw these two today.
They look like the seat models in the magazine.
You really hurt.
Don't ever say Distinguished Panel again.
This is their shit.
They and they back.
The high end ones, I don't know where those Russian guys, I don't know where they find
them at.
Blue eyes.
I don't know where they found them at.
I don't know where they found them at.
I don't know where they found them at.
I don't know where they found them at.
I don't know where they found them at. I don't know where they found them at. I don't know where they found them at. I don't know where they found them at. I don't know where they found them at. You really hurt? Don't ever say distinguished panel again. No, this is their shit. They in their bag.
The high end ones, I don't know where those Russian guys,
I don't know where they find them at.
Oh man.
Blue eyes nigga, like they be, some ill shit.
Soft ass skin.
Yeah.
I can't.
Oh man.
He just had to try his shit nigga.
He didn't want to go to the rest of the city.
He shot his head, yo, he shot his, you know what I mean?
But it's multiple places though.
He said he left it on the table.
No. Yes. My thing is this, if you multiple places. They said he left it on the table now
My thing is this if you just hump it on the table I don't that pre come came out when he was laying on his stomach
Why do we pre coming along?
No, I don't
You got it this is my problem with him
The Sean Watson was the quarterback.
The most important position in the game.
Special team.
And tried it and it didn't go well.
What make your kicker ass think that you could try it out there?
Hold on there.
That ain't just no kicker.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
That's number one all time.
If any kicker going to try what are you talking about? That's number one all time. My nigga.
If anybody, if any kicker gonna try it, it should be him.
Yeah, but the kicker's not really a glory position.
Yeah, but he's a legend.
He's a legend.
He is.
In the city where he plays.
Maybe to y'all.
No, no, no, no, no.
But to the average, to the women working in these med spas,
she don't know who the fuck he is.
That's probably true.
That is true.
I don't know about that. They don't know who the receiver is. She might know who the quarterback is. I don't know who the fuck he is. That's probably true. That is true. I promise you.
They don't know who they're receiving from.
She might know who the quarterback is.
I don't know if that's true or not.
I know who he is.
Not in Baltimore, where we won a Super Bowl,
and you are the legend.
And you think Svetlana knows and follows football
and gives a fuck?
That was racist.
But wait, let me tell you this.
Okay, maybe whoever.
Man, listen to me.
I'm just using all the names.
A lot of times when the girl. Okay, maybe whoever. Mel, Mel, listen to me. I'm just using all the names in here.
A lot of times when the girl,
oh no, gender warrant,
a lot of times when the girl don't know who the guy is,
everyone else's reception of him lets her know who he is.
Yeah. Fair.
Not just that, not just that, they all got cameras.
They went-
And that niggas getting out of a culling in.
They went like-
Walking in there with a nice watch on,
he probably in shape, we playing the kick us out like these niggas
are still professional athletes.
That niggas walking in there with some
semblance of money and success.
Success and status, yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
So with you combine those two things,
they don't give a fuck if he a stockbroker
or if he sells keg.
They gonna say I'm capping.
I still don't think that you should be able
to go to the massage parlor and pull your dick out
and have your way.
I totally agree with you.
I agree.
I totally agree with you.
You gotta find a place that does that.
I totally agree with you.
How does that conversation go?
Which one?
How do you establish that,
how do you make for certain you are in that establishment
where rubbing tugs are a thing?
They do it for me.
They do it.
Okay, please help me.
How do they?
I'm a girl, I wanna live vicariously through you guys for a second.
Tell me how that conversation goes.
We have extra services available in the back.
Turn over, Preeze.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck, man.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Okay, all right, okay.
Yeah, we have extra services available if you like.
Preeze, we're off.
Okay, all right, okay.
We have a fucking whole hidden speakeasy.
Yeah.
Back there, that behind that curtain, if you wanna pay,
then you go back there and you get it done.
Pay to play?
I just wanted to know what it sounded like.
And you'll know, cause ain't nobody in the front.
This is giving away all the tips.
I know, Joe, you exposing it too.
That shit look like this.
No, but listen.
There used to be one right across the street
from one of my exes, I used to fight with her
and be like, you know what bitch
Yeah, they step on your back and all
You and raga
That was my man right?
No, I got engaged now so chill my rocker
No, I got engaged now so chill. Stop talking about Raga.
Stop doing that.
Yo, when you get engaged,
is that one of the things, you know, you get engaged,
you're supposed to share everything and let her know you,
like do you let your fiance know
that that was your bag at one point?
I would absolutely tell her.
My girl asked me that.
I would.
My girl asked me before.
I would tell me before that.
What she ask you?
When I first heard-
Have you ever done a rub and tell?
No, when I first started talking to my girl,
like we was real, real new.
And I was like, y'all went and got a massage in the edge.
And she was like, and I said, yeah.
She said, they did a little handy at school?
Yeah, and I said, yes.
Let's go, itch.
She sound like she was knowledgeable enough
to ask that to you.
Yo dog, anybody that's grown living around here
knows that those things are possible and available.
Well, cause when you say massage on the edge.
In the edge.
In the it we know
So I've never done that neither you know you are I never got a rubber I've never done I mean either I've never done it in the rub and I've never done that
Never do it
Never done that in the rub and tug I've never done that in the Rubbin' Tug.
I've never done that.
You took her out afterwards?
Took who out?
You know, you gotta watch him, he's a semantic man.
I never did it in the Rubbin' Tug.
I picked her up at the Rubbin' Tug,
we went up the street and I dropped her back off
after she finished rubbin' and tuggin'.
Never did that there.
I tried one time to walk in a Rubbin' Tug,
it was in Englewood, and my man in the nail salon or at the sandwich spot said,
yo, couple doors up, they getting money,
A-body over there.
And I walked, well, I thought I was walking in there,
I walked in the totally wrong spot.
I walked in the totally wrong spot.
They looked at me like I was crazy.
I was famous and embarrassed.
So I never did it again.
Look, I might get you that.
I never did that again.
I might get you that.
I think you lying, though, but I still want you to.
On everything I love, I've never gotten that in a rub and tug.
Not that I wouldn't.
I'm not saying I'm better than that.
No, I'm just saying I hold on.
I just was always too scared and paranoid
to be in the wrong place or to get arrested.
Some of the spots I was going to, they booked them.
All up in Denver here.
Book them, Dano.
Yeah, so.
That's the reason why I never fuck with it.
I just, I don't know for sure.
How do you know for sure, for sure?
I had a massage and she was mad close.
I'm like, is she trying to?
Where you was at?
See, now that's what I hoped for.
I was like, all right. I hope she just get close. She was getting close, but I was like, is she trying to, where you at? See, now that's what I hope for. I was like, alright.
I hope she just get close.
She was getting close, but I'm like,
where you at nigga?
I was in Bayonne.
Alright, what type, what was the setting?
Was it koi fish and music?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And a ton.
And table showers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, hey.
So I'm like, I'm sitting there like, alright.
I ain't gonna say nothing.
Let's go, previews.
What you think the table shower is?
I don't fucking know.
It's the preview, it's the commercial.
But what's a table shower?
There was no conversation and she ain't.
When you come in, you ask for a table shower,
they lay you on the table and they wash you up.
Oh, okay.
You know what I mean?
I was a little dirty.
In any of these establishments, have you guys ever like,
is there like milking tables up there too?
Whoa, so you always gotta go up to some white shit.
What is a milking table, yo?
Come on, let's win it.
I've seen the milking table.
I'm aware of it.
What is that?
What you gotta call the people in the room?
How you milking cow?
Please explain it.
They cut a hole.
Oh, and they go under.
And they go under.
Mel, you've lived a life.
Word.
Can you be sitting up here and playing?
That's some Quincy Jones shit, man.
You have lived a life, Mel. Milking table. What's the piece? That's that Wild King night Word. That's some Quincy Jones shit, man. You have lived a life, Mel.
Milking table.
That's a piece.
That's a Wild King.
That's some white shit.
Yeah, Mel was under the table in the back.
I'm going to go under the table while you lay there.
Yo, in our hood, the milk go up.
The milk don't go down.
Not down.
That shit's shooting the sky, nigga.
That's some other niggas, but Mel be fucking with you.
In the rhythm of the sky.
That shit shoot up.
Yo, I want to interrupt the broadcast to remind the sky, that shit shoot up. Yo, I wanna interrupt the broadcast
to remind the audience that all of us up here
think this is wrong.
Of course.
Yes, for sure.
Sounds about right.
That's true.
Anywho, back to the jokes.
It's hard to be good too though.
You just gotta find a spot.
Got to.
You can't just go in a regular spot
and force that on somebody.
Justin Tucker don't call Robert Kraft and see where the spots are.
Dog, he's in... What are you talking about?
He's in Baltimore.
Clearly that don't work.
It ain't hard for him to find one.
Nigga, Deshawn was in Houston.
And it wasn't hard for him to find one either.
Yeah, but you'd be thinking that...
He got the wrong woods, though.
You're thinking that you in the town that's lit with it,
and in the town learn you,
and then you in Cleveland fucking looking stupid. I think Deshawn's situation is different
than Robert's. It is. Very much. Yeah because he had... What's the difference?
...coming to his house. I'll tell you later. Oh okay. It's different. Okay. Because in my opinion, I don't want to come off
insensitive. If that happens I'm not repeat visiting you. True. It's a play, you know what I'm saying?
Jerk me off.
Word.
Tow up.
Stop playing.
You being that mad frustrated, like yo,
nigga if I wanted to massage my girl,
I could do that, like come on.
No, that's part of it.
Hit this, hit this, come on.
It's a full body.
They do the L shit, son.
I get excited when the masseuse turn me over
and hit the nips a little bit.
Yeah.
No.
What'd she say?
Turn over, please.
No.
Wait, what?
Turn over, please.
No.
He don't go to that one.
He go to the other shit.
Ooh.
No.
He go to the fancy shit.
And they start hitting you with the, on your legs.
She hit your little man., that should be too much.
She hit that nigga.
And my face being a little massage hole.
Two more taps, you gonna get up?
She put the little elixir under there so you could smell it.
Inhale something.
That's better.
Stop tapping down.
Oh my God, please jerk it.
Yo, that's Jasmine and Frankincense.
Yo.
Ooh.
Something wrong with you niggas. Yo, you Shazman and Frankincense? Yo. Ooh.
Something wrong with you niggas.
Yo, you not going to, yo.
I promise you I am.
I'm down with that.
You not going to hit me with the Asgard, yo.
You going to do it?
You not going to hit me with the Spearman.
You say you.
I lowkey wanted the Asgard.
Niggas like, she was mad close.
You start playing.
Do y'all think he has a job next season?
At Thousand Precinct.
The Cowboys take him.
He got a job in Baltimore next season.
I'm sorry, I meant a job with the rapists.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
We won't take him.
We got thousand percent.
So he's going to work.
Yes, there.
Joe, he makes $1.2 million a year.
Wait, excuse me?
That's all he makes.
Kickers don't make much money.
He's him.
Justin Tucker makes $ 1.6 million.
He had a base of one.
Yo, hey, hold up.
Hey, Big Doe, you don't make enough to get this off.
You crazy.
You don't make enough to get this off.
No, he does not.
You getting it.
No, he does not make enough to get this off.
He signed a four-year deal for $17.5 million in 2022.
So then he don't make a million a year.
That was this year's number.
You know that sometimes they'll back load the contract or front load the contract.
Four years, 17 million, he makes enough to get jerked off.
Not in the last year.
He still got more than you.
He got one more year.
You saying the person that makes that one point whatever.
If you make $1.8 million, you cannot walk in a massage parlor that is not a Rub and
Tug and have
it your way like Burger King.
No you can't.
You are crazy.
You got.
I disagree with you.
You got America fucked up.
Yo you too rich.
You starting to piss me off.
How?
You starting to piss me off.
You know what that million dollars is like to them?
I don't think you could get that off with a million dollars.
Joe.
What? You can. Joe. What?
You can, I said.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you crazy?
You can do it with 500.
600,000, I'm walking in there like this.
What's your problem?
Well, all right, so let me reword it.
Yes, you can.
I don't think you should.
Nigga.
I don't think you should at no amount of money.
Nah, hold up.
When Robert Kraft went and handled his,
we didn't say a word.
They didn't know he was Robert Kraft.
They thought he was an old-ass white man.
All right, I'm done with you.
I'm done with you.
I don't believe that at all. You knew Robert Kraft. I got nine Super an old-ass white man. I'm done with you.
I don't believe that at all.
You knew Robert Kraft.
I got nine Super Bowls, seven, whatever the fuck I got in here.
You know Robert Kraft.
His suit.
And his hair looked like, you ain't got to know him.
He looked like money.
He looked like a billion when he walked in.
That nigga got the collar on his shirt that don't move.
Justin Tucker walking in there with a Nike Tech suit on still and some bullshit.
No, you just can't get that up.
Joe, four years, $17.5 million. Don't beat me down with that's not what he yeah he just
said the nigga that make one point whatever in a year you cannot do that
you can't do it they're gonna get disagree with him I'm saying they're
gonna get you oh they're not gonna look the other way yes that's what I'm
saying yes you can't do that I'm saying that ain't enough that ain't enough for
Burger King treatment.
Doggie, doggie, he signed the extension already
for 25 to 27.
Guess how much that was?
13.5.
So when you add them up, nigga,
he's made $31 million in the last six years,
that nigga can walk in there with a dirty T-shirt on,
with some pom-pom shorts on, and get jerked off.
You out your mind.
That's a hell of a visual. You're saying without ramification.
No, I'm not saying that.
That's what he's saying.
I don't think there's no amount of money
that you could do that.
He said Robert Kraft didn't.
Robert Kraft was in the Rub-N-Tug.
He said he can't afford that.
And didn't have a problem at all.
No, okay.
I get what y'all are saying.
I get what y'all are saying.
Doo, doo, doo, doo.
In the Rub-N-Tug,
you're not going to have that problem at all.
That's where Robert Kraft was. He was in the Rub-N-Tug, you not gonna have that problem at all. That's where Robert Kraft was.
He was in the Rub-N-Tug that was under investigation.
My man right here is in the high-end MediSpa joint.
Yeah.
You in the wrong spot to get that off.
We ain't like there.
How much you make it?
You in the wrong spot if you're not Robert Kraft.
You think Robert Kraft could go in the high-end MediSpa
and get it off?
Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
That's what you're saying.
Yes.
I don't know.
Robert Kraft could go in the massage spot.
Hey, the resort. The resort. Spa, order spot. Hey, the resort, the resort spot, order one.
Hey, just need a spot, any spot.
Short, Short Hills.
Yeah.
Nigga.
Oh no, nigga.
If Robert Kraft come in here,
I'm gonna take that nigga in that little back room.
Yo.
Give him a little massage.
Give him a little massage.
Give him a little thumb action.
Give him a little thumb action.
Give him a little thumb action.
Give Robert Kraft a little something something nigga.
You gonna give him a thumb hand?
Nigga I'm getting equity in craft.
I mean you got cheesy.
Nigga.
Hey.
Hey.
That's your problem, y'all don't know when to turn gay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You right.
Robert Kraft coming in like hey.
You right.
You right.
Then they wanna come get on my yacht, nope.
Nope, take your straight ass to your Chevrolet
Nigga they showed they showed
They showed the Jacksonville Jaguars owner just pulling up to the Super Bowl early on like a Tuesday
You seen it? You see all of this shit, I'll be saying.
That yacht that he pulled up in,
you don't have to know who is.
That shit was 700 feet long, came with a submerser.
That shit had a club, a disco,
helicopter, landing pad, swimming pool, six decks.
I think that shit cost like,
what did they say that shit cost?
Something like 300 million.
It's worth 360.
Dog.
The yacht.
If I have one of those, I can call the regular spa.
Yo, that shit got three pools, a spa, a gym,
a basketball court.
Yes, I got the spa there already, he's good.
Look. And the workers, they quit.
Yeah, look, a pickleball court and a helipad on the yacht.
I'm telling y'all that if I have one of those,
I'm calling Amex to set up my rubbing tub.
Look, this is the funny part.
That's one of his yachts.
He got three of them.
Oh shit.
He got a 197 footer.
He got a 315 and he got the 400 foot.
The 400 foot is named the Kissmit.
Kiss it.
That's where it's at.
Kiss it.
Kiss it.
Don't just rub it.
Yeah, don't just rub it.
You gotta kiss this thing.
A helipad on it.
Bro, you cheating. Bro, you gotta kiss this thing. A helipad on it. Bro, you cheating.
Bro, that's a cheat code.
They said it costs 40 million a year on just operations.
Maintenance, maintenance.
God, that's where the money really be at.
It don't be in the boat and the price of the boat.
It be in what it costs to maintain the boat, dock it.
Like them docks up here, them shits ain't cheap.
I know niggas that sold they boots
because the maintenance was so much.
It also ain't none of them boats over here.
No, no, no.
But again, for those, they cost.
Man, with my old bitch,
I don't know who you're talking to.
My little old bitch used to have to connect
with one of these niggas on the yacht.
Stay bringing me over there.
Now I gotta fucking kiki with this dude.
I was doing it. She might have kiki with this dude. I was doing it.
She might have kiki with him too.
Ain't no might have about it.
Ain't no.
There's some instances where it's cool for your work
to bring you around her old work and that's one of them.
Hey, we going to the yacht over here at around 11 p.m.
Just come, I ain't bet.
I just show up and I say, where, hey.
I even took his card.
I didn't get the same reaction when I text him.
Just a nigger joke.
Man, but French had this hood and a frenzy
pulling up the La Marina on a yacht with Khloe Kardashian.
Yeah, it don't say
French was one that they did it right with that don't do that
Don't do that. I won't do it cuz you're gonna judge me and call me all types of liars and shit
Don't do that you bug. You wouldn't
I'm not saying I wouldn't okay. I
Probably would I I'm not saying I wouldn't. Okay. I probably wouldn't.
I probably wouldn't.
That's like how I feel when I see these niggas
fucking just getting out here.
No, that's not the same.
I know it's not the same.
I said that's how I feel.
Okay.
La Marina, you could have drove
and caused the same madness hopping out with
Clarence Carden. No, you can't.
Not that madness that they had.
It wasn't a real beach, you know.
I know.
I know.
Which makes it even flyer.
I was hating. See. It wasn't a real beach, you know, I know I know which makes it even flyer. I
Was hating see
How many other niggas pulled up with Chloe got actually movie yacht I know some niggas that pulled over boats and they had no Chloe and they had no yacht a
Little 47 foot how many years how many years ago was that a lot 10? They still remember it
How old was that? A lot.
10, they still remember it.
You convinced me.
I don't think I would do it,
but I'm not mad at French doing it.
Y'all seen French on the cover of whatever magazine it was
looking like his face was fucking AI'd on.
He did like some bodybuilding,
what a bodybuilder man,
he was one of my opulent mags.
But he was shirtless,
he might have been GQ,
and he had his fucking face on.
I seen that nigga at the Paris Fashion Week,
two weeks ago, just sitting down looking like money.
I said, this nigga French.
For 15 years, I've been trying to figure out
where French money come from.
No bullshit.
I ain't heard a hand a long time.
That nigga getting money, man. He be around the, listen, let me tell you, Ain't heard a hand a long time That money man
He'd be around them like the right listen. Let me tell you this spot the spots where the people really have money
You know I'm saying like it'd be spots with niggas It's a little flashy some of these spots my nigga. They got money money shit my problem wasn't even French back in the day
She's fucking brother running around
Like that Monaco and that's ain't yourpez all that shit. My nigga you care front
dear? French brother was in that mine. Anyway shout out to French. Indeed for sure. And drop some music
nigga. No why? For what? We already keep saying they ain't no money in music. I own a 10% of an oil
company somewhere that make... I'm Finnish land man too. No, you're absolutely right. I finished land man.
Good.
You like that?
Of course I liked it.
Well you wasn't.
Yeah, I had to get past it.
I forced myself to get past it.
So what's your thoughts now?
I figured that land man was right up his alley
and threw me off with that shit he was talking about.
No it is.
Land, it's that money.
You know them niggas be making them deals deals.
Andy Garcia done jumped on board. we about to see what happens.
Season two gonna be informational.
Season two gonna be great.
They announced our squid game for June.
The end of June, the rest of squid game.
Don't do that because you're gonna watch it.
I didn't finish this one.
I ain't said it either.
I started the first episode, got halfway through, I was like I'm cool.
What? But fucking four episodes, right? I don't know it either. I started the first episode, got halfway through, I was like, I'm cool. What? But fucking four episodes, right?
I don't know.
It was alright.
It was pretty good. It was pretty good.
It was eight episodes.
I'm whole, I'm saving that paradise.
Paradise?
Don't tell me nothing about it.
Paradise.
What's paradise on?
Hulu.
Everybody telling me paradise is crazy.
No, it's Hulu.
Yeah.
I just watched episode one again last night.
Don't tell me nothing about it.
Yeah.
And now two is out.
Oh, they only on two.
Yeah. Brand new show.
Oh, so one was that fire for 50 niggas to tell me about?
Yes.
One was fire.
Sterling, Sterling, Sterling K Brown.
Oh, that.
And James Marsden.
Who that?
This is us.
This is us.
He didn't see This is Us.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he played, he played, what was his, Yeah. This is us. This is us. He didn't see this as us. Yeah, you know. Oh shit.
Oh, he played, he played, what was his,
in People versus OJ Simpson, he played,
Yes. Yeah, he did.
What was his name?
What was his name?
The Black Attorney.
With Marsha Clark.
Yeah.
Oh, I know who he's talking about.
Johnny Cochran.
Not Johnny Cochran, that's the other side.
Not Johnny Cochran.
Darden.
He played Darden. Yes. Christopher Darden. Darden. Yeah. He's in this thing with war. Yeah, yeah, yeah, about. Johnny Cochran. Not Johnny Cochran, that's the other side. Not Johnny Cochran. Darden. Yes, Christopher Darden.
Darden.
Yes.
You've seen this thing before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Played in everything.
Sterling K. Brown is the guy that was shitting on
Jennifer Lopez for they whole press run.
They did a movie or some shit together
and they kept doing press runs
and he kept shitting on her for not being Spanish.
Cause she kept trying to fan the, yeah, you know, in the Bronx.
And he'd be sitting there like, yeah, in the Bronx.
Holy shit.
Hey, look it up if you didn't see it,
because it's some of the funniest stuff in the world.
Oh, yeah, I definitely want to see that.
Funniest stuff in the world.
What?
In the Bronx.
Yeah, in the Bronx.
Oh, my god.. Oh my God.
That nigga puffed.
Forget it.
Yo dog.
Shorty from the club was like, no, he did it. I got the bullets in my face.
It was him.
I watched it.
They had two guns.
I'd seen him.
Him?
Yeah, it was him that did it.
But anyway.
And the driver, when he started talking,
I was like, ask me for a... anyway. And the driver, when he started talking,
I'm not taking, ask me for a...
Oh yeah, the driver gave it up.
Yeah, I looked back there, he had a gun.
Yeah, he rolled the window down.
Then he gonna ask me, yo, I'll give you 50,000,
but hold his ring.
That was his number.
I keep saying that.
Yeah, you said that.
That 50,000 number, the City College payouts.
They went through all of that? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. The thousand number, the city college payouts.
They went through all of that? Yes.
Yeah.
They went through the timeline, from young to now.
So with that being said, and you just keep saying,
no disrespect to Puff,
but you just keep getting away with shit.
You just keep getting away with it.
It creates a monster, it creates a thing
where now you just get more do more and more and more
And more money so now I gotta give you 50. I'll give you 500 at the drop of a hat
You create a this entity where I'm untouchable or anything that I do
I either got enough connections that I could get out of it or I could pay my way out of it
They basically say that you know I'm saying like all of these niggas were power
They just puff is just mad niggas that get to a certain level of success.
That's what they used to.
Donald Trump is used to that.
And they brought up his speech again
from the Lifetime Achievement Award he won
with the nasty one where he was like,
and child to Cassie for the dark times.
It's like, dog, you are nuts.
It just show what type of monster you deal with, bruh.
Some niggas, I'ma take this moment to remind you,
I'm him.
Yeah, I'm him.
Yes, because that also is a form of abuse.
I recognize that.
But.
It's a different level of arrogance, bro.
Like, and you might be disconnected.
Well, no, it said to me how long he may have known about
what was to come behind the scenes.
No, they said that that comment was what made her say,
all right, fuck this.
Yeah, they said that.
And that was why she started the civil.
I don't know if I believe that, but they said that.
She's sitting at home with her two children
and he's still trying to like, you know, bait her.
No, he was antagonizing on Instagram and all I should have heard.
What's that?
Yeah, when she got married, he put the post up, all of that type of shit.
I heard he was liking her pictures and all.
If, well I believe it, you know, there's people that believe the other side.
If this is my abuser here and you just keep throwing reminders out there to,
I done moved on, I done went over here,
and here you just gotta pop up and just keep reminding me,
yeah dog, all right, you know what,
let's do something about this.
Yeah, give me my fucking 30 million, nigga.
Let's do something.
One more, shit.
One more.
Give me my shit.
That was then, I think that was the settlement.
I'm gonna marry my broke trainer, nigga, man.
Fuck this nigga.
I know, he no broke.
He ain't broke.
That ain't broke no more?
No, no, no broke.
Mm-mm, no, no. Little Wolverine looking, nigga. I know, he no broke. He ain't broke. They ain't broke no more? No, no, no broke. No, no.
Little Wolverine looking nigga.
I heard he's a dope nigga too.
I heard he's a fly nigga.
Ish, cite your source.
His band's total.
You was there when the person told me, so stop.
I don't- Oh shit.
What the hell, how did he do that?
How did he do that?
CYS, Ish.
How did he even do that just now I was there?
I don't want to be there.
No, I don't want to call a nigga broke on national TV.
The nigga they said the nigga wasn't necessarily broke.
I take it back.
I'm just trying to have fun. Me too.
You was dealing with NATO. You remember everything I forgot.
How convenient.
Once a nigga starts telling me about how good of a guy somebody is, I tune it out.
That's a shit.
I think I ain't listening to this shit.
Thoughts and prayers.
Sure.
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
Also Terry Roger of the Miami Heat, formerly of the Charlotte, whatever they named it, the
Bobcats.
Charlotte Hornets and of course the Hornets.
Who are they again?
The Hornets again.
Oh, they're back to the Hornets.
And the Celtics.
Yeah, and the Celtics.
Yeah, but the game that they're highlighting
is a Hornets game.
It's a Hornets game.
That he supposedly threw.
Terry Roger is under investigation
for his alleged involvement in a gambling ring
that is tied to John T. Porter, who they already got.
Niggas Ratten.
Yup.
Niggas Ratten.
Well, no. Welliggas ratting. Yup. Niggas ratting. Well, no.
Well, maybe.
Maybe.
But they said, this was a little suspicious.
Let me find my notes.
Because around the game in question,
there was a young lady tweeting in a now deleted tweet.
Of course.
Saying, hey, I'm betting the under on,
oh, I'm with, they was killing the girl
for fucking with Terry Rose, yeah,
and she said something to the effect of,
yeah, I'm with him betting the under though,
so fuck what you talking about.
And then that was the game where, let me find the game,
let me find the game, because it was shady.
Let's see, y'all talk. Yeah, because it was shady. Okay.
Let's see.
Y'all talk.
Yeah, because I see the wrong with just that part.
How'd you say it?
I'm betting on it.
It's shady if it ends up being.
The game in question was March 23rd, 2023.
He was a Hornet.
He only played nine minutes and 34 seconds.
He finished with five points, four rebounds, and two assists
before leaving with a foot injury.
He didn't play the last eight games of the season as a result either, and Roger is not
charged with a crime or accused of wrongdoing at this moment, but federal prosecutors are
investigating whether Terry Roger manipulated his performance in 2023 as part of an
illegal sports betting scheme.
That is nowhere near enough for me.
Yeah, that's nothing.
Especially because he ain't playing no more after that.
The nigga might have really been hurt.
That's one.
And number two, that nigga was kicking up.
If you only played nine minutes, you had five points,
four rebounds and two assists.
You was getting busy.
If you make up an injury and check yourself out of the game
and now everybody that bet under on Terry Rogier hit,
then you're out and you're out and you're investigating.
I'm not disagreeing, but you ain't have to do what you did
in that nine minutes.
Yo, that's hard to do.
Listen, five points.
What was the line there?
Four rebounds and two assists is hard to do
in nine minutes, bro.
Six or nine.
It's hard to do in nine minutes.
That's very hard to do. That's not easy to do. It's nobody is debating whether Terry minutes, bro. Six or nine. It's hard to do in nine minutes. That's very hard to do.
That's not easy to do.
It's nobody is debating whether Terry Roger is nice or not.
He's nice.
But I could have played like a days ago.
I ain't have to, you know what I'm saying?
You left the game, which is the same trick.
And I ain't come back no more this season.
That's the same trick.
Yeah.
But that's the same trick that John T. Porter was pulling
with, hey, I'm injured.
I need to not play anymore.
All right, his pop bet that night was around 21 and a half points, six assists and four rebounds.
In the event that you fake an injury and get out the game and now the whole country has hit on you,
we're investigating you. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Terry Rogier is nice. He's been in the slump
recently, but actually he's been in the worst slump of all time.
Like if it was going up and down, up and down,
I would say yeah.
But that just one game, that's not proven enough for me.
I'm not saying he didn't do what they are accusing him
of doing.
What I'm saying-
You don't think that's enough to be investigated?
No.
Oh, you crazy.
Okay, so wait, there's more.
Get him freeze.
And this tweet is still up.
Somebody posted the whole shit and everything.
And he had him for under six and a half assists.
And his tweet says, at least I was in on it today.
Got lucky that I was fed some inside info
that Rosier was leaving in the first or second quarter,
depending on the game flow and live lines,
so that his unders would hit.
And he posted his slip.
That's different.
That's totally different.
That's totally different.
And he's saying I got inside info that he's leaving early.
On the same day of the game?
That's some other shit.
That's different.
That's other shit.
Oh, that's what I thought I was saying to you all.
No, that's not.
That was said differently.
That's, yeah.
If you're part of a gambling ring and you fake your own injury to leave the game so people can hit under
Yeah, a
Nigga, all I didn't say was and yeah, that proves that niggas know he was gonna do that. So look got it even more a
Couple of the sportsbooks
pulled the Rosea lines
Before the game so the people that got it in early got it in.
He was still gonna play and I guess they got win two
of what was going on.
So they took him down.
You can't bet him.
Oh damn.
Yeah, these niggas talk too much.
I fuck with Terry Rogier.
He tough.
I do, he can play.
He can play.
Yeah.
I cannot believe, let me not say that.
I can't either.
That's not true. I can't believe it
I can't believe it. I can't believe that players
Terry Rozier is a little different from fucking John T. Porter. He got his back. Yeah, Terry Rozier
I do that was making 350k and I gotta make ends meet. Yeah, he got paid you are correct
What you I could you could we've seen shit where some, one of
your peoples is into it with somebody and you gotta make right for them. That's possible.
We've seen, there's ways where it could come back to him where I gotta play the book. I'm
gonna pay you out of my pocket bro. That nigga signed a 96 million dollar deal. You in it
with Joe? How much he owe you?
Yeah, I don't understand it. Here. I don't.
I'm not throwing no game and risking my career
of a hundred million dollars over some money.
If Joe owe you three million dollars
and you gonna fuck him up, huh,
I'm gonna take, I'm gonna write you 3.5.
We good?
3.5, I'm gonna give you extra five thousand
for your, for your inconvenience.
Here, nigga, you owe me three million dollars,
but I'm not throwing my hundred million.
And he's still young.
He about to get another re-up.
Was.
Money still.
You playing around, Adam Silver
one of the best attorneys on the planet, nigga.
Like yo dog, what?
Y'all keep thinking Adam Silver just the commissioner.
I think a lot of these athletes know what's going on
and they play the game.
That's possible.
I'ma be honest with you. I'm not disagreeing with that. I'ma chill. Yeah. I think a lot of these athletes know what's going on and they play the game. That's possible, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm not disagreeing with that.
I wouldn't be, well, I'ma chill.
Yeah, I'm leaving alone.
All right, I'm calling all of them stupid.
It would be stupid.
I'm calling each one of them stupid.
Because John T. Porter, he ain't even cake off really
from what's been reported to risk it all like that.
Or to put the heat on my brother
who just signed a big contract.
He signed. This nigga's crazy. This nigga's made $126 million, my nigga. to risk it all like that. Or to put the heat on my brother who's just signed a big contract.
This nigga's made $126 million, my nigga. Roger. Yes.
Yeah, I'm not playing with him.
And he's still in his, that's just to date.
He still got 50 million left on his contract.
And then he gonna get another contract after that.
It might not be 100 mil,
but it might be because the salaries is going up.
Dog, when niggas stop me in the street and be like, yo, y'all gonna talk about this in the park tomorrow?
I be like, chill, chill, chill.
I can't give you the sauce, because I can't let you know.
A little different, but kind of the same to me.
I'm not telling nobody outside nothing about my gig.
Yeah.
Terry Roger, hold your head, dog.
Yeah.
Hold your head.
While we're on sports or hornet business,
lamello ball, snub or not for the all-star game?
Definitely.
1000%.
Who the guards?
I couldn't disagree more.
On the bench?
Yeah.
Cade?
Keep going.
I'll pull it up.
I'm about to look. I'll pull it up.
Cade don't get a guaranteed vote over him. Yes he does. Cade is tough though.
No, Cade ain't been killing. They both been killing. And they've been winning.
Jalen Brunton and Donovan Mitchell, Jalen Brown, Darius Garland, Ce, Dame Lillard, Tyler Hero are the guards.
He got an argument.
I'm not letting him in.
He has an argument.
He has an argument, but they won 11 games.
You didn't impact winning.
Your stats are great. I'll have to talk about Trey Young.
Trey Young leading the league in assists.
Oh, shit, Trey ain't there.
Trey Young leading the league in assists and averaging 20 points. I think he's the first guard ever to average
20 points and more than 10 assists multiple seasons and not make all-star either one. I have the conversation about Trey Young.
Lamello Ball, you won 11-12 games. So this is what happens. All right, so this is what happens. The fans pick the starters, right?
Fans pick the starters. Not solely. Yeah, I think so. I think I think they changed that all right but I know coaches and
and they did change it because Jalen and cat was 50% fans 25% players and 25%
coaches so it's not just a fan vote anymore okay yeah, fans account for 50%.
Players and media account for 25% apiece.
So before-
And coaches.
You don't say that.
Players and-
All right, all right.
But whatever.
It's fine.
Okay, cool.
Allegedly, people don't like train.
Says attitude is shitty.
So if your attitude is shitty, I can see how the media, the coaches, and the players
will vote you out of sitting on a bench.
So if you don't automatically get to the starter role,
then your odds of getting a bench spot
could be less than favorable.
I understand that.
Even though he's a monster.
He a monster, but I can see that.
And now, he might not have got snubbed.
Because for him to not make it,
then somebody else would have been in his seat.
Cade has been killing.
Dame Lillard is Dame Lillard, especially with the fans.
Because I don't necessarily even know if Dame Lillard
is having a way better season than Ball is having.
My nigga Ball's had a couple 50 point games this year.
He's killing.
He also missed a lot of time with injuries
and again, they got 12 wins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He ain't get snubbed.
He ain't get snubbed.
Is he deserving of a spot?
Yes, but he ain't get snubbed.
All-star weekend is weird this year.
Say it friend.
Yes, the best.
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I didn't say nothing.
Me either.
What are you talking about?
I think this is terrible.
So we got Grammy weekend, Super Bowl weekend,
and All-Star weekend.
Three weekends in a row. Yep. Yeah. semi-weekend, Super Bowl weekend, and All-Star weekend.
Three weekends in a row.
Yep.
Yeah.
New Orleans and San Fran.
And LA.
LA, New Orleans, San Fran.
Yep.
All right, that's it, man.
I got nothing to say.
Listen, I'm glad, I'm a Joe's Witness, nigga.
I ain't gonna say it, I'm safe Joe's witness. I'm safe.
I ain't got time for that hootin' any.
Let Zaheel, the young niggas, go have fun, man.
There's gonna be a lot of hootin' any.
The bockery.
And especially, they just got Justin Tucker.
I'm gonna go out there and get him off the act.
You might want to not bring the lube to the strip club for a moment too.
Hey, when you got the lube. Hold on, what?
Huh?
You take the lube to the strip club?
You take the lube to the strip club?
Not intentionally, but sometimes it's in my bag.
Yeah.
The lube just carry around in your bag?
Yeah.
Yeah, sometimes.
Just in case?
Depending on where I'm coming from.
Where would you be coming from
that the lube would just be in your bag?
Like a trip, like out of town.
So you go home before you go to the club?
You unpack your bag?
Yeah, but sometimes you forget to take it out.
In the side pocket.
Yeah, like niggas be fucking going to the airport,
still got the gun in the bag that they forgot to take out.
Same thing.
Different gun.
Anytime I bring the lube with me by mistake,
VIP be packed, man, damn.
These niggas will knock it out of there.
You got to go hit security.
Clear this off on the big dog.
Some of these niggas back there.
Hey, big dog.
Naked that other room.
Give them about 10 minutes.
Clear it on up.
Hey, they time up.
Let it rain.
Clear it out.
Let it rain.
Hey, let's go, let's go.
Hey.
Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it.
It's security.
In about 10 minutes, go over there and.
Child light on up.
Child light on up.
Security that flash like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Snickering, yo.
I'm joking, by the way.
Please refer to the tag in the front.
Please refer to the tag in the front.
Whenever my girl thinks it'd be a good time.
Oh, so she's up here?
No.
No.
Whenever she says that, it's okay.
So whenever she thinks it would be an opportune time.
I'm going to go out with you.
Sure, though. No, you're not.
I'm going to Starless again.
You know, I can't go without my boy.
Yeah, if I go, I gotta go on Thursday, though.
Yeah, I gotta go with my boy, man. My boy's dope.
My Thursday? I don't normally go out the day before workday why Thursday for you
Because it's that's your day nice L night and I don't go on L night
She gonna be tight if I go on somebody else night. I
Think I'll I'll have some work in there last night
Huh
Right on the ground floor I saw the pictures. I saw the pictures. I saw the pictures.
I saw the pictures.
It was right on the ground.
The floor was flooded.
Yeah.
I didn't send no pictures to Elle and say, who's this?
No, I did not.
Of course you didn't.
I didn't do that.
Yeah, that wouldn't be right.
No, no, you can't do that.
I'm prepping for marriage, man.
There you go.
There you go.
I ain't got time for these skeezers.
There ain't nothing in the streets for trouble.
Battery.
There ain't nothing in the streets for trouble, dog.
Let's go battery up.
Ain't nothing to open after 2 a.m. but some legs.
That's right. I ain't got time for these skeezers. Mm-hmm. Ain't nothing in the streets for trouble. Mm, battery.
Ain't nothing in the streets for trouble, dog.
Let's go batter up.
Ain't nothing open after 2 AM, but some legs.
That's right.
All the old nigga phrases apply now.
I ain't got time for these skeezers.
Skeezers, yo.
That is funny, son.
You got it under control.
Oh, my god.
What else is important or unimportant?
We had Terry Virgin.
Oh, ASAP.
ASAP.
ASAP.
Homeboy took the stand.
Yeah, it's a G.
Yeah.
Relly took the stand, said he shot me,
he's trying to kill me, he tried to end me.
What do we think?
They tore him up on cross-examination though.
Did they?
Yeah.
Oh, see, I ain't read about the cross-exam.
No, this trial is a little bit fun
I'm reading this shit every day. No, but I thought it because when I saw what I saw he's like yo
He's yelling nigga. I'll kill you right now all the other shit
The cross is just paying them to be a liar that taking a walk. Yeah, I was gonna say he taking a wild-cleft vacation
But if they did good in the cross examination, then maybe not
Let me see if I could find something for y'all.
That's all I keep saying is he should have just took the deal.
I still think he should have took the deal.
But I mean, I'm just more-
How long you had to say?
A year?
Six months.
Six months.
Six months, three years probation.
Seven years has been the sentence.
Go check me in right now.
Check me in.
What?
Yeah.
He don't need no job?
I don't care if I got a felony on my record.
He said it messes with his brand deals.
My wife is worth two B's.
Yeah, but I don't want to live off her.
Well, the court said that's not his wife.
I don't think it matters either, but.
She showed up to court, so.
Yeah, she's dignitized.
She's my wife.
And I put you on, I got, I got, I got, I got.
To the po, mm.
Hey, hey, hey.
Give me, I want 65,000 a month.
Shit.
What the fuck you talking about?
All right, you're driving, bro?
No, I'm driving.
Hood reporters. Court rally coming out of court. I Put reporters
Court really coming out of court. Hey really some people call you a snitch. What'd you say about that shit?
You coming on that
No, I'm never snitch
I've been shut out. I got a bullet in my leg right now. I
Just gonna get you Say Walmart I got a bullet in my leg right now.
Ice gonna get you.
I'm a snitch.
Keep talking.
I'm a snitch, bro.
Say Walmart.
There it is.
Come here, my man.
Go ahead and say Walmart.
Come here.
I thought I had, I had the fucking cross-examination.
I'm trying to find it really quick.
Which you snitched if somebody shot at you.
Not that I think it matters.
I'm glued to this trial.
I am glued to this trial.
I just wish you took that deal with me. That's it. I hope ASAP don't see no jail time. Yeah I'm not. My thing is... If it was another state I would feel better.
But you're not explaining so what I'm supposed to say this is the cross
What's true for what you just said that I love him or like he was cool. I don't know what you mean
The part that you say I said fuck you, it was sort of wishing, watching with love, you know? That part, okay, it's true, true, true.
In fact, on September 18th, 2021,
at eight, 19 a.m., you text Rocky,
fuck everything about you, you fake-ass gay anger, right?
Of course not.
Of course not, okay.
We'll show you the text message now.
Killed him, got him. Oh. Got him.. We'll show you the next message.
Got him. Got him.
Uh oh.
Take a look at that. You want it screened behind you, buddy.
Yes.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
This is the best seat.
Be with the audio.
September 18th, 2021, 8.90 a.m. audio guy in the event you change, you gotta be gay. Remember sending that message?
Bro, this is in 21.
I understand. Everything you were talking about here today is in 21.
Every text message we had showed you yesterday was in 21.
Hey, would you like to meet now, whoever...
Got em. Got em.
You can't have a clear memory for 2021 for the shit that you want to have a clear memory
about and now you get a foggy memory about one specific or two specific text messages,
it's going to create reasonable doubt.
There's a reasonable doubt that you're lying with agenda.
Bruh.
Oh, here's where he took the stand.
Hold on, we got more.
Here's where he took the stand on first No job on your body was a pointy. I put my stomach like towards like my head ish a little.
No drill button.
So guys, you know what I mean?
And from what you're describing, was it moving?
Yeah, it was moving.
He had it up.
OK, so he didn't just hold it at your stomach.
It was kind of going up.
No, no, he was looking for a spot to shoot.
OK.
This clip is two minutes long, and the audio's not the greatest,
so I won't continue to
play it.
Just know that they got an active trial going on and it's heating up.
I don't know about that bullets, that bullets, we found the bullets from the gun thing because
word is he went to the crime scene four days after and found the bullets himself.
Really.
And gave them the bullets.
And gave them the bullets.
Oh no, that sucks.
Hey, maybe we all just pussy and Asap Rocky is right,
and I'm gonna go to trial and I'm gonna beat this thing.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That option still exists.
For sure. For sure. It does.
I don't know if I would roll the dice with an all-white jury.
I don't know if I would roll the dice with only having to do six months.
And only having to do six months sound like nothing to us.
I mean.
But the six months might not be that far.
Where we from that say that they don't really have nothing.
It does, it does.
But I said the shit is in California.
California got a different type of gun laws I heard.
Like if you just got a gun, nigga you go on jail, New York!
If you didn't go to New York, you're going to jail.
So, I just, he got enough money where,
honestly speaking, the six months
would literally fly by for him.
But maybe it's not that part, it's the probation.
I wouldn't give a fuck about the probation.
Again, that's, a lot of people,
that probation part would be the hard part.
What you looking at?
24 years.
Give me three years probation.
Like this is the thing, if I'm confident enough, where his current life is, him and his lady,
they 50% on in the United States or less, they overseas.
If your probation says I could go live overseas with my family and all that other shit, yo,
36 months will fly by.
You talking 10 years, 20 years probation
like they gave Thug, that's something different.
Three years probation fam, I think in my opinion,
when you looking at 24 years,
you gotta kind of weigh your options.
Yo, you being away from your kids for four months
and you being away from your kids for 20 years
is a totally different ball game to me.
For sure.
I agree.
I just don't know.
Black people, I don't know.
I don't know black people to respond well
to the plea offers.
No, no, what?
What?
Most people plea.
Most people plea.
That's why the feds.
See, when you hear I'm looking at how much?
Yeah.
Cool. Most people plea. That ain't got shit to do with how you feel hearing a plea. That's why the feds, that's why the- Let's see, when you hear I'm looking at how much? Yeah. Cool.
Most people plea.
That ain't got shit to do with how you feel hearing a plea.
Yeah, it do.
You think about it.
No, no, yeah, it do.
When they say, we gonna give you 50 years,
or you gonna take this 18 months,
you go.
I would go.
You get what I'm saying? I would do that. Like, that's what people do. I would do that You get what I'm saying?
I would do that.
Like that's what people do.
I mean, thank God I've never been in front of that.
I don't want to write him off in the event
that he has a shot at this.
I hope he does.
And he's absolutely correct.
And it's just a bunch of lies.
Like I want to still leave that on the table.
But from the outside looking at it,
it just looks a little.
And look at the other side of that.
Like with the Thug trial, you know what I'm saying?
Thug's lawyer was saying, we don't want,ug's lawyer was saying, don't take the plea.
Don't take the plea.
We can beat this, we got it.
He takes it.
Well, I'm listening to Drew.
Nah, I'm listening to him.
If Drew says something, I'm listening to Drew.
I'm not listening to Drew.
Shit.
If I'm Thug, I'm not listening to Drew.
He listened to him.
I haven't.
No, he didn't listen to him. His lawyer told him, don haven't. No, his lawyer told him don't take the place. The lawyer said don't take it.
Doug's lawyer told him don't take the place. Fam, I can go home today. Do you have Drew or Brian? Today. I can go home today.
Drew, Drew was out wearing a Young Thug merch.
Whatever. I don't care if his name is Johnny. Fam, I could go home today and I'm only on probation. I got time served.
I'm not gonna do no jail time
I'm going home bro. They made a fool of the it was Atlanta Atlanta prosecution
They made a fool of them. I take it back these niggas gonna get me and y'all not gonna be able to retry the case
Oh, yeah, I'm out of here. I
do the probation
If I'm tough
For this is not all I got is thoughts and prayers.
Oh yeah, honestly, to everybody involved.
Yeah.
That's it.
Uh, let me just make sure no one needs our help.
This is where me and Mel kind of took off.
Oh, because you can really see this is where
shit went left last time.
This is where it's true.
What was the question?
Don't worry about it.
No.
No.
He wanted to break up with the girl,
but he didn't want to deal with her saying,
oh God, you wasted my time.
So he was just like, I don't feel like I wasted shit.
And the first year don't count and some of the,
it was only a year?
No, it was only a year.
No, they were together two years.
Two years, like you said.
He was saying, year don't count.
Well, this is where me and Mel went wrong.
Mel, I love you.
You have been a phenomenal addition to this show.
Thank you.
If I ever said anything to offend you on this show,
or didn't give you the space and the grace
to get your argument out, then I apologize.
It was totally unintentional,
and I'll do better and be better.
Accepted.
The fuck outta here.
I was waiting like, hey, what the fuck?
The fuck outta here. Never, hey,, what the fuck? The fuck outta here.
You're a prince who's gay, you're a...
You blink if you need help.
We still doing the pause giving?
What? I paid him for it. I paid the chef.
So we gotta say what for?
Come on man.
Call us something else.
Christmas dinner.
Easter. Easter. Let's. Easter. Easter.
We're going to do a St.
Patrick's Day.
Some Irish.
Yeah, celebrate the resurrection.
Alright,
let me go back a few days
so we can help out Curiosity
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Hey guys. So I've been Curiosity entertainment, just curiosity, with a K.
Hey guys. Hey.
Hi.
So I've been on and off with this guy for five years.
Wasting our time.
Ooh.
Mm.
Never beneficial, but in both of our brains,
you couldn't tell us that we wasn't.
Wait, oh, that's my favorite shit right there.
That's my bag.
Can we do this?
Yes, I think so. We did this? We did this. Keep going, that's the one I said had daddy That's my bag. Can we do this? Yes, I think so.
We did this?
We did this.
Keep going.
That's the one I said had daddy issues.
No, keep going.
We gonna see.
This nigga memories in the dungeons, huh?
Last time we got in a really bad fight,
we told me die like my mother.
Yes, we did.
We did that.
All right, so let me find another one.
There's a bunch here.
And I'm reading them for the first time.
Sorry. I apologize. Bro, when first time. Sorry, I apologize.
Bro, when your heart got broken, did that.
I just recently have a newborn son with my wife
and I got married in the same year.
My issue with her is that she's so sensitive
ever since she had my son.
We did that one.
Okay, oh, let me scroll up some,
since y'all playing around.
All right.
Morgan says,
What's up Morgan?
And this seems appropriate for this episode.
I read the first sentence.
Does this win a nasty award for the month?
Probably.
I mutually masturbated with my neighbor
from a different apartment.
We did the same.
We did the same.
So you have one too?
Yep.
Or maybe a new nigga mutually masturbated.
I'll try one more and if we did that I'm outta here.
Please do not read my email out loud.
I am resubmitting my question.
Okay.
Why did my ex-boyfriend unfollow me
after I posted I was pregnant,
but he still follows his other exes?
Mel?
Fuck that.
No, fuck.
No, no, fucking no.
Mm-mm.
Mel, no, you don't wanna help him?
You don't wanna help him?
Nothing.
Come on, he needs your help.
They need you.
Come on, Mel.
Mel, we need you.
Hip-hop savior.
Part of the show savior.
Not touching that shit.
Not touching that shit.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
Maybe they had you wiped down.
Could be that.
And I mean, shit, the other ex is pregnant.
Yeah.
I'd be ready to hit unfollow when
they start doing some of these pregnancy reveals too.
Nobody want to see that.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
That's what that means.
Yeah, I don't want to see that beautiful bundle with you.
He mad at that one.
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
He mad at that one.
Yeah, he tight.
He tight.
The other ones, he don't really care.
All right, cool.
Yeah, you got pregnant, so.
All right, I got a song y'all been really sleeping on, man.
Man.
Uh-oh.
You guys need to hear this.
Wait, will you hear this?
Why do you get a load of this?
I am going with a song called Lord Knows
by a gentleman named Aaron Page.
I was recently introduced to.
Like to hear it?
Yeah. Here you go. I was recently introduced to Like to hear it Uh, no for daddy. Look, look, I got, fuck it, small hands are soft, metal is hard. Sorry.
Gotta carry it back.
I don't want you looking at the time.
I've been lying for a little while, the club is closing right now, and I'm trying to see
what you about.
I've been waiting, waiting, waiting on you, and I know what they talking about.
Heard the same lines over many times, and it don't impress you right You know you fine, you make it look easy but you put it in overtime
And I hate talking over this music
But I'm tryna get through to you in a lick and you point gon' do it
Got problems and we all been through it
Lord knows, Lord knows
Oh Khadijah
Do you hear me through your speakers?
Girl, I need ya Need your body in motion, I wanna take it
there You know I can see us, going round for round
Doing what we want, body to body, baby
Riding the boat like a leah, do the unthinkable Like Alicia, to me, I'm into you
And I don't wanna do too much
Let's go somewhere they don't know what
Be patient love, you'll take us all in love
Taking your time coming out of that pride
Thinking about giving my son or my daughter
Screaming daddy, not your father, no
Ain't you bad, you know it 24 hours with you ain't enough
Need you more What we doing?
I can't wait to get you home Yeah, yeah, no
Don't say too much, they don't know about us About love
Need your body in motion, I wanna take it
You know I can see us, wanna run for round
Doin' what we want, body to body
Rakin' up on like a leah, do the unthinkable
Like Alicia, to me, I'm in you
And I don't wanna do too much
Let's go somewhere they don't know us
Be patient love, take us all night long It's brand new music from Aaron Page.
Shout out to him. shout out to Maddie.
That song is called Lord Knows.
It's fire.
He got an EP out too.
Let me give you the name of the EP so y'all know.
Name of the EP is Lord Knows.
And there's some shit on here, so check it out.
Shout out to Aaron Page. I'm gonna play this Will Smith and Big Sean, Beautiful Scars, man. Mr. Smith, Mr. Anderson.
Flies an eagle fresh out of Philly, yeah I still rep the city
Mirrors on the wall, worth half a billy, cause I'm an icon
Somebody you can base your life on, that you should place your sights on
Shot on cannons and Nikons, turn the cameras and lights on
I've been about to act your master actor, I still rap feel like Mike when they turn
the mic on
I got will, until the wheels fall off, that's just the will I am, I will, until the wheels fall off That's just the will I am I will power, got these cowards saying God damn
He just won't quit, won't fold, and won't switch I wrote the code, I'm Mr. Smith
Cause this is the Matrix, this is my regular basis
I am ahead of you players, I'm playing my aces Every card with the faces
I am a king with a queen reigning supreme Been through the rain, mud on my feet
Tracks in the street fame, can't, mask off, see my face ain't clean
Did my dirt, made it hurt worse, went to church feeling curse-worked
On myself, Kent Sugie first, couldn't tell I've been through hell on earth
It's the truth and it burns, you live when you learn
Now I'm like Confucius, see life is confusing, I hate when I lose it
But I face the music, oh why did he do it, see I'm only human
It's the beautiful scars, yeah
It's the beautiful flaws, yeah
I developed by the million times
Now I rise up to get closer to God
It's the beautiful flaws, yeah
It's the beautiful flaws, yeah
I developed by the million times
Now I rise up to get closer to God
When you keep it G and beat the I's, that's what you call
God.
Close to the God like I'm in a synagogue.
I had to quit trippin' over shit that isn't worth the fall, you know.
Back against the wall, my whole life a work of art.
Younger me will blame everybody else like it's they fuck.
Till you realize you a walk in magnets or you the cause.
What's your vibration? How you pour back in yourself?
Yeah, what's your libation?
Hydration?
A lot of advice I'm not taking
Gotta take things with a grain of salt
Just like any recipe on how to make it
Look, it's Mr. Anderson and Mr. Smith
We decoded the codes
I got tired of being over control
Learning as I go, learning as I grow
I don't gotta do this, it's over and over
What's asking me? Don't you know what you know?
It ain't the end if I don't get the credit
I'm a living legend, I'm a dying legend
I ain't tryna get it, I gotta get it
That's the beautiful scars, yeah
That's the beautiful scars, yeah
There are no limits, I send through the universe
I believe in me like it's religion but I am the only one who converts
Conversations with the congregation the scripture is in the verse I manifest through my mentality The only real is my reality I rebuild with the broken pieces that are shattered on the floor
I am healed by the deepest teachers that were given by the Moors
The codes of my lineage I'll be around for another millennium climbing the light in the heaven or helium seeing the suffering dreaming of healing them
You are the one in a million, billion
You are the answer, you are the power, you are the principle
Every second that you live in is pivotal
Anything that's broken is remixable
Even when it's not physical, you are not alone
Trust the invisible, ancestors flex when it is critical
Top of the pyramids, I am the pinnacle
Yes, the beautiful sky, yeah
Yes, the beautiful flowers, yeah Yes, the beautiful flowers, yeah
I've developed about a million times
Now rise up the gate closer to God
Yes, the beautiful stars, yeah
Yes, the beautiful flowers, yeah
I've developed about a million times
Now rise up the gate closer to God
And that again is Beautiful Scars, Will Smith and Big Sean featuring Obanga
Take the parental lock off your phone
The parental lock, take it off your phone
You know you sent me the clean version.
It didn't matter because there was only two curses in there anyway.
I ain't kidding.
I'm playing Jim Jones, this is Joe Moe. Remind them who you are, Remind them you a star
Remind them, when niggas play with your name then you remind them who you are
I'm just tryna tell my truth but niggas is lying on my guard
I had to put so much work and I could've died on the job
I really been in kitchens with chickens when they was frying up the hardtack
But I'm lying though right
I been in powwows where they scream lotty
I just walked out my building and I seen bodies
I been in court the DA is looking like he seen Gotti And all my niggas do they time you know my team body
Spent seven years since I seen shottie Spent seven years since I saw Melly
And now we gotta fly straight cause he got four fellies
Nigga I been going to the tunnel since you saw him belly
I done been through the most
Niggas talkin' bout we fake bloods I had to spin for the coast
Shit that was 20 years ago I was just slim with the toast
Niggas talkin' bout they outside but they put everything on the post
No, no shit
We not jacking that
Not a place that we go to
We not packing that
You know we flip this whole shit like an acrobat
And everything that you owe I'm coming back for that
So what more you wanna ask him?
The niggas told me how to rap and I won platinum They didn't think that I start to rap and I would lap him
Everybody know for diplomats I was the captain
You gotta remind them who you are Remind them who you are
Remind them you a star Remind them, Joe won't
Is he a Bronx, is he a Hollab, nigga?
You a fuck all that, tell me what's the problem, nigga?
I'm too thorough, I move thorough, my crew thorough
Let me answer your questions, I'm a legend up in two barrels
Like Kevin Chiles, I've been ducking the federal rounds
That's what my mama want drama, these niggas was never wild
When Teefah Hill top, will bring the woke down for me
Will keep playing, my young boys will burn the earth down for me
I got that plan in the field, it's like a first down homie
You niggas acting like bitches, will pull your scope down homie
But Steph and all they tryna, knock me off my dean
I been a shooter, it's over in stupid with cappers on the scene
I'm with the trail, I beat that, came back as Capo with a team
Uh huh, mob shit, it's still a Billy World sleep girl
You know I'm a Mac so I gotta stay trendy
Keep some apes with me nigga
Got my hat on nigga
Fuck this world That's Jim Jones, Jovo, produced by Static and Terminology. Shout out to Gang.
Good to hear that record in CDQ.
Yeah, man.
I'm waiting for that Jim Jones album.
Me too.
It's next month, I believe.
It still hasn't sent me a sleeper,
so I guess I go to bed.
Oh, you tapped out.
You know how it goes sometimes.
Yeah, sometimes you just be like, you know what?
I know I can't fuck with her, so I just don't.
I don't know how that goes.
Stop it, okay? You guys are such shit disturbers. Yeah, you just be like you know what I know I can't fuck with her so I don't know how that goes. Okay you guys are such shit disturbers. Yeah. Alright. Okay it's called Shadows and honestly I don't know how to
pronounce two of the three names Jacoy, Severo, and... It might be Cairo but the V sometimes is upside down.
Chowk and the fucking Knight. I don't fucking know, but I like the song.
Here you go.
["Child Good in the Fucking Night"]
Can't tell you apart from all the others.
From the real and fake
All these heartbreakers are undercover, see em everyday
Tryna play with me
Yo, I'm looking for everything I didn't know
Prayed I'd be here before, don't take advantage, I just banish But my aim is hard, I was turned apart By a girl who looked like you, yeah, working for it
It's hard to let go When all you hear is echoes
Looking for love in all these angles Instead of love, I'm chasing all these red bloods I'm loving all these red bloods Instead of love, I'm chasing shadows
Shadows
Shadows, shadows
Shadows, shadows
I called your phone, it's after three
Hoping you'd get back to me
Deep is alive
Never tell me what's been on your mind
I'm on the run, I'm bout to reach
After the things you said to me
I disappear, you know good for me
Because cause you know no apology
It's better love, I don't know
We know you'll hear us echo
We're looking for love
And all these back doors
Instead of love, I'm chasing shadows
Shadows, shadows
Don't give it up, don't give it up, don't give it up
Don't give it up, don't give it up, don't give it up
Don't give it up, don't give it up, don't give it up
Shadows.
That was hard.
Regardless, fucking pronounce their names.
Ish, welcome back.
Thank you, sir.
I'm going to JoJo and NGL.
You want NGL?
That's not what you said?
Oh, my bad, nobody, I'm sorry.
The album is NGL. I know you're satisfied, cause I know what I'm doing when it comes to mine
Don't really know, homie, boomies, I gotta break so far, trying to get up on this mattress
You gotta match my life, cause I know this all too well
Tell me who have I been kidding all along
I've been humble way too long When they ask who gonna love me like this
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Don't make no sense
That I sit on my bed
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Should've get on my time
When I have this conversation
You gotta blow my mind
Cause I got no toleration for a love vibe
Y'all be imitating if you gon' act, act right
Cause I know this all too well
Ooh, tell me who have I been kidding all along
I've been humble way too long
When the hands go gone, I'll be like that
Nobody, nobody, no, no, no, nobody, no, no, no, nobody
Don't love me like that
Nobody, nobody, no, no, no, nobody, no, no, nobody
Don't make no sense, I said what I meant
Nobody, nobody, no, nobody, nobody, no, no, no, nobody
I got my own money, yeah, I'm a superstar I gotta go hard, I gotta go hard
Not about to let you play me for some dummy
Fall back, think I'm better alone
Nobody, those lines, you don't like me
Boy, that's fine, what you gon' do?
Find me, many asses who will love me like me
Nobody, nobody, no, no, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, You don't like me, but that's fine What you gonna do about me?
Stay alive, don't stop now It was pop JoJo, so I ain't buy it. That shit sounds good though. But I fuck with JoJo.
JoJo's a friend of the show.
No, she don't.
She's a friend, it's mad friends of the show
that ain't been to the show.
But it's cool, man.
I sleepwalk, so I ain't time for no guests.
What?
I got, I got.
He's an idiot.
Yeah, man, I can't just,
let me just talk to my little friends.
You can't sleep, you can't sleep walk and be like,
it's mad niggas trying to come up here.
Two Chains, hey, all right, just wait, just hold up.
Two Chains doing an album, you seen that?
That Larry June and Alphys, all three of them.
Well, they're doing an album, yeah.
They want to come up.
Oh, they should.
I mean, yeah, I agree.
In time.
I don't know where we put three, though, pause, if required.
Nowhere now.
We just gone, Umar was the exception.
Ish, you tried to duck that Umar smoke.
By being sick?
Yeah.
Like two pods in a row.
Yeah, like fuck the vid, right?
Yeah.
Yo, look at me.
Hey.
Hey, cute eyes.
Yo.
Yo.
Hey, cute eyes.
Hey, look this way. Take a gander this way, cute eyes. You tried Yo. Hey cute eyes. Yo. Hey look this way, take a gander this way cute eyes.
You tried to duck that fucking Umar smoke
with some nasal congestion shit you was doing.
Little COVID.
We moved it though.
We moved it, he rescheduled.
He tried it, he tried.
Nigga you're not mad at me if Umar came
and you wasn't here, I didn't went to your house.
We just shot at your house.
Why?
Why you would have been mad?
Huh?
Why you would have been mad?
Because we need you here.
No you don't.
No we do.
No.
No you don't.
It's a distinguished cast.
No, your pay says it to me that we need you.
Fuck you talking about.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, you.
That's his line.
That's his line.
What?
That's his line he used.
I can't feel like that?
No.
Shut up, nigga.
Yes I can.
No you can.
Yes I can.
No you can.
And you can feel like that, but I can feel like this this Don't gaslight me. Is that what I'm doing?
You put the flame in the torch. What should I have to do with y'all gaslighting? I don't do that. You're gaslighting me right now
I'm definitely
Y'all think it's alright for y'all to gaslight me cuz I gaslight y'all. Let me ask you that. Let me ask you that
Alright flip got a yes, Mel
If that's what we chose to do, yes,
but we don't gaslight you.
I'm with that part.
Yeah, I'm a grand wit.
What y'all do to me?
Tell the truth.
Fuck y'all truth.
Fuck your motherfuckers.
Listen, yeah, Umar will come back for you.
He's not coming here for me.
Yes, he is.
Why?
Because of the couch pad.
The couch pad?
Something just hit me.
That shit was.
That's the best clip in the world.
It don't matter how many times I see that clip, it's funny.
The couch pad and the realization in real time.
He didn't realize that in real time.
I didn't tell him, so don't try that.
The internet had already told him that.
He came here and said nothing.
Hold up, hold up.
Come on, just let us have our fun.
Wait, hold up for a minute.
You believe that?
I'm going to remind you.
OK, all right.
You believe that?
And you back down that fast after you gave me
all that fucking lip?
1 v 1, go ahead.
You believe that?
I know that.
Y'all think that?
Bro, for months people was like,
oh shit, Omar coming, ooh, it shit, Omar, it shit.
It is entirely possible.
What are you talking about?
I didn't say it's not possible.
That's what it had been.
It would make sense, it would be logical.
It's very plausible.
Listen to this, the conversation leading up to him
doing that, nothing was said about anything
that would even insinuate that.
If he is looking at your train of play that shit.
I don't know.
We didn't have a conversation.
We had a man conversation.
No, that came out in the first.
That was like that.
I think that.
No, I don't think that.
It was, bro.
We didn't have a conversation.
It wasn't in the first hour.
Are you crazy?
It's time stamped.
It wasn't in the first hour.
And we didn't have any conversations that led to,
yo, you think this way because you have a white girlfriend.
You don't think he could have just been listening to you for an hour and change
and say that?
You got it.
Look, look, look.
I'm asking.
I'm not trying to say it one way or the other.
Look, Ish, it could have just been he knew somebody up here
and realized it was you.
No, nigga.
Prior to him coming on the show, they were sending me and him mad clips months before
he sat up here.
He don't be online.
They're adding him.
He built, you didn't see it, he built a school.
He didn't do anything.
I know, what happened?
I fucking can't.
Oh, don't do that.
You took off.
You took off.
That's what happened.
I don't know if he got a school now.
You called out of work is what happened.
You called out of work running from the smoke is what happened.
You selling the show.
You asked me what happened. I'm gonna let you sell it. Well, that's how he got you the last time what happened. You selling the show. You asked me what happened.
I'm gonna let you sell it.
Well that's how he got you the last time because he's selling showmanship.
I know.
So even if I believe what you're saying, that showmanship.
What happened man?
Nothing, I just read something, sorry.
What happened, Matt Barnes cheated right? What happened?
I mean like that is making the rounds right now.
You such a mess.
No, no. I wanted to say happy, you know, happy.
The girl that's never gonna get in a relationship
that's here to ruin everybody else's shit.
Okay, I was about to say happy black fucking history month
because Trump wants to do away with that
and a whole list of others.
You guys wanna hear the list?
Sure. Yeah, fuck it.
Yeah. All right.
Okay.
Lead your readers.
Oh wait, read it fast,
cause I gotta go to the bank.
She can't.
Okay, here is a list of the events
that the agency is pausing.
She's blind as hell.
It's the Pentagon, by the way.
Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Black History Month,
Women's History Month, fuck y'all.
Holocaust Remembrance Day, Asian American Pacific, Black History Month, Women's History Month, fuck y'all, Holocaust Remembrance Day,
Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month,
LGBTQ Pride Month, Juneteenth, Women's Equality Day,
National Hispanic Heritage Month,
National Disability Employment Awareness Month,
National American Indian Heritage Month.
I didn't hear Christopher Columbus,
I didn't hear,
Matt Other,
we still got Cinco de Mayo though, right?
Yes, apparently that's still.
That's not a national holiday.
You go to golf, no, no, don't say nothing.
Golf's out of May 5th if you want.
May 5th, go ahead, y'all play.
It's gonna be a little different this May 5th.
Hey, y'all play around this May 5th.
It might be a little different this May 5th.
Go ahead out there, hey Cinco de Mayo,
get your ass in the band.
Yo, that's the funny part.
Like, he know who to play with and who not to play with.
The Defense Department's intelligence agency
has paused observations of all his things.
I ain't hear Yom Kippur.
I ain't hear Rasha Shauna.
Nope.
Oh, Roz coming up here.
Making an exception for him, too.
Who?
Raz?
I've been telling you for months that Roz
want to come up here.
And I listen to you.
Who's Rize?
You think we got a bromance? Me and you?
No.
Everybody else.
I don't think we do.
I just want to know what you thought. I don't think we got a bromance.
I've seen some fans keep adding me with that bullshit narrative.
You try to bring me on a damn bromance.
We just fucking Eskimo brothers for a long time.
That's it. We ain't no bromance. Fuck him fucking Eskimo brothers for a long time. That's it Wayne. No promance. Fuck him
Each day when the last Monopoly game cuz Cory's a bum
That nigga was rolling for his like a lot of worry a bum when issue in
Where he not a bum when you win? It seemed like Corby's a deciding factor
They all bombs when I went don't put words in my mouth. I think they all sweet.
Alright, there you go.
Ish rolled the game of his lifetime.
I heard.
I heard. I heard. I heard.
I rolled the worst game ever. Went to jail before a goal.
Ish got Boy Walk Park place in Florida to himself.
He did it. I ran to Armview to get a steak.
Yeah, he had money. I gave him money on my exit. He did it. He won a game.
Shout out to you, Ish. Yeah, he had money. I gave him money on my eggs. He did it. He won a game.
He won a game.
Shout out to you, Ish.
I posted it.
The funny part is, I'm the worst roller out of everybody
that plays.
Don't worry, Finesse said he wanted to play the next one.
For what?
Yeah.
I thought you did.
Don't do that to Finesse.
Finesse is my man.
Finesse listens.
Finesse is my man.
Lord Finesse? What is that, like? No. No. That's Lord Finesse. That's Imani's man, Lord Finesse is my man. Finesse listens. Finesse is my man. Lord Finesse? What is that like?
No, that's Lord Finesse.
No, that's Imani's man.
Lord Finesse.
And that's my partner's man.
Listen man, hopefully, I like this hook, fuck y'all. Come on now Come and get it, you don't need my number Come and get it, you don't need my number
Come and get it, you don't really need it
Cause I'm gonna get locked in a
Can't break it down Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, we bid you adieu, farewell,
adios, arriba, derci, hasta la vista, au revoir,
or a simple head nod will suffice.
Hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast
as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.
So let's please make this one last as if it's all we have and
lastly the baddies are insecure the stagnant women want to travel when the
clothes-minded women want you to teach them things grab you a Tylenol you might
need it
shout out to everybody outside tonight what What y'all doing this weekend? Anything? Work, baby, work.
I'm quiet weekend this week, finally.
Not sure yet.
We sitting down, fuck that.
All right, nice and watched.
Nice and quiet, nice, can't wait.
Mel gonna be a blue and a husky.
I haven't been there in a minute, actually.
This is where the old bitches go
to catch a little nigga slipping.
Where you from?
Yeah.
Oh. Yo, Mel going in, getting you from? Yeah. Oh,
Yo Melgo in there getting her Marilyn Monroe bag. Her laugh
touch game is fire. No her laugh touch game. A1. On Patreon.
A1. Her laugh touch game. Throw her foot up on you.
A little throw to leg. You're so funny. Wrap my leg.
Fuck out of here.
You put your leg on strangers?
She don't give a fuck.
Yeah, nigga.
What?
She don't give a fuck.
No.
She's a different breed, nigga.
You're exaggerating.
You know when they gonna keep her in the hole and see the pot like a different beast she
never heard of?
That's how.
She's like a different breed of shit.
She do fuck that shit.
What?
Dead ass. She put her foot on niggas. You're a dead ass right now. You said fuck that shit. Mel. What? Dead ass.
She put her foot on niggas.
You're a dead ass right now, you said that to Ish?
Yes, I am dead ass.
That you don't put your leg on people that you don't know
well enough to put your leg on like that?
They're considered strangers.
Listen, hold on.
We got to dive deep into like how do you, what's the con?
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying.
Exactly, exactly, it's cool. It's cool. Hey, big mouth. Don't touch me. Like how do you what's the cotton?
Yo, y'all hold it down man, we'll be back same time same place next weekend, please stick
Please stay safe or stay dangerous head on the swivel at all times
Watch out for Ice and Ice. And we're not talking about Freeze.
We ain't talking about Elizabeth Ice.
Watch out for Ice, nigga.
Y'all play around this May 5th if y'all want.
Go ahead. Ice, do that shit you was doing, appropriation.
Put that little sombrero on.
Yeah, they could lock yo ass up.
Put it on. Go ahead.
Nah. Yeah. Nah. lock yo ass up. Put it on. Go ahead. Nah. Yeah.
Nah.
Probably take a year off.
We grew up out of that.
Take a few years off for that one.
That's young shit, that's young shit.
You're not dead ass.
That's on game.
I can be Irish still though, right?
Yes, you can always be Irish.
Yeah, all right, all right.
I got my St. Patrick's.
900 years of that being fucked.
All right, all right, they not fuckin'
with the white immigrants.
All right, bet.
They're fuckin' with the black and brown.
I keep my St. Patrick's Day then. Too much to keep up with. They tried to teach me about white immigrants. All right, that... They're fucking with the black and brown.
I keep my St. Patrick's Day, then.
Too much to keep up with.
They tried to teach me about white Puerto Ricans a couple months ago.
Like, you know what, dawg?
It's a lot.
It's too much.
White Puerto Ricans?
What's he got?
I dropped out early and didn't do social studies, buddy.
They fucked my head up with that one.
He is a white Puerto Rican.
I said, what?
You did die-can? I said, wait, what?
I thought pulling up pictures.
I said, holy shit, my whole challenge fucked up
if they take a fat Joe.
What?
The white Puerto Rican?
What are you talking about?
Huh?
What'd you say?
You've done Jersey City, the Bronx, and uptown.
I never seen a white border.
Yes you have.
Where?
Who?
Nat.
What?
No I didn't say Nat.
You said Nat?
No nigga.
Yo, Nat gonna fuck you up.
I didn't say Nat.
Who you said?
Ash.
She just look kinda white.
Who is a white border?
Oh Nat.
Oh god.
I did not say Nat.
Nat is the homie. I didn't say Nat. Oh no, god damn it. Nat Puerto Rico? I didn't even know Nat was Puerto Rican? Oh, Nat. Oh, god damn it. Nat. Nat is the homie.
I didn't say that.
Oh, no, god damn it.
Nat Puerto Rican?
I didn't even know Nat was Puerto Rican,
so I definitely didn't say Nat.
Who you said?
I'll tell you later, rat bastard.
A girl that we fuck?
No.
That's the only people you remember, the girl we fuck.
Shut up.
What are you talking about?
Who?
Her, nigga.
I thought she was black.
Oh, shit.
Yo, one day I'm going to go get educated, and this is going to be up for the game.
Yo, this guy's going to be cool.
When I go get educated, just know it's up for the game.
Deadass.
On game. for the game dead ass on game Where would you be without the JVP? Come on, man, do it right. Don't do it like you did the last part when you was mad.
She was like this.
She was mad and went and hugged up with the dog.
Do your job.
Do your job right.
Your man trying to send me in there to go talk to the man.
Do your job right.
She in the back all stupid.
We just started to play drunk.
Girl, get your ass out.
Nigga Johnson like this.
She going to sit here with a tight face, too, for 20 minutes.
I had to walk inside.
Yo.
Yeah, you did that. Talking to us as a tight face too for 20 minutes. I had to walk inside. Yo. Yo.
Talking to us as a collective, it could get scary if y'all
don't do your fucking.
That's what you said.
All us together.
Right?
We know who you're talking to.
I didn't single out.
I didn't single Mella.
Hey, I see what y'all doing.
No, I did not.
I said all of us together.
No, you used the word crying.
I see what y'all doing.
And if I get to talking, somebody gonna cry up here. All of us together.
That didn't work? Y'all knew who I was talking to? The fuck outta here.