The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 801 | "0-5 Zone"

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

Celebrating 10 years of the JBP! The crew begins the latest episode discussing their Valentine’s Day (41:10) before turning to NBA’s All-Star Weekend as the room discusses its downfall (56:11). Ke...ndrick Lamar makes Hip-Hop history again (1:25:30), L.A. Reid talks about the ‘mythical button’ in the music industry during his R&B Money interview (1:36:29), and The Roots Picnic 2025 lineup has been announced (2:28:40). Also, the case against JAY-Z has been dismissed with prejudice (2:52:48), a debate over the term ‘happy wife happy life’ (3:05:50), Part of the Show (3:21:03), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden  Sleeper Picks:  Joe | SZA (feat. Kendrick Lamar) - “Babylon” Ice | 5th Ward - “Sauce Walka” Parks | Black Milk & Fat Ray - “ELDERBERRY” Ish | Savannah Cristina - “Worthy of Love”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing revealing indicting Or telling you anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Happy anniversary.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Happy anniversary. To each of you. Yeah. I made the applause a little louder for 10 years. Good to see everybody. Thank you guys for your contributions. Thank you guys for the effort shown. Thank you guys for the camaraderie, the solidarity that you've shown. Forever long each of you have been here. Keep that applause going. Mic check, mic check, mic check.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Alright. Oh, thank you to y'all out there. Come on now. Best fans in the world and the worst fans in the world all in one room. All in one. All in one room. Keep the applause going for the best and worst fans in the whole wide world. That's a fact. Boy do y'all make it hard when I'm in trouble with these corporations. Actually I only get in trouble with these corporations because the fans are the best and the worst. Thank y'all. Thank y'all for letting corporate know when I sleepwalk butt ass neck into somebody's door.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Thanks. Really appreciate the fan base. Couldn't have got here without y'all. Keep the applause going for the best fans in the world. Hey. All right. I am mind blown. And that's tough to do with the way that my mind is structured.
Starting point is 00:01:47 We were talking about, I don't know, I wasn't even here for the talk. We were talking about PodWise is Ian's wife on the network. Technically she is because PodWise, the show, new episode out now. Huh, huh, analytics, huh? Analytics, lot of ladies, huh? Ian's wife is technically on the network, and they found her doppelganger on the Dave Chappelle show many, many, many years ago on that, what skit was that?
Starting point is 00:02:19 Who Knows Black People. Who Knows Black People. That lady looks exactly like Ian's wife. I even told my girl, I was like, look, they found somebody that looked exactly like Jules. I just texted you, it is her. It's just, what up? From what I haven't seen.
Starting point is 00:02:37 The consensus of the crew is that is her. I would have never said that. I don't think that that logistically could be Julia because that was shot 20 years ago and that would have made Julia what, 12 at the time? I was saying something like that. Like Jules is, I don't even know how old Jules is, but I figured she was 13 when that skit came out. Pretty much.
Starting point is 00:03:02 I've not seen the skit. I'm telling you what, I've seen the skit, everybody said. And then Ian confirms, I don't know if Ian is playing though, because Ian plays a lot. Yeah, he'll play into something. Yeah, he'll lean into some shit. You're like, I can never really tell what him,
Starting point is 00:03:17 Ian is saying that that was Julia, his wife. And because they married, I can't really get my jokes off the way I would like. Because when you marry your girl, then the jokes are off limits. Even though when you're with your girl long enough, I think the jokes are kind of off limits. Oh. Wait.
Starting point is 00:03:36 No. Y'all think that? Yeah. Oh. Y'all don't. Y'all crack a lot of jokes up here about niggas and they girls. Y'all don't think that? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:03:46 I don't. I think that. Okay. I cross all lines and limits. I don't believe that. I be cracking on you. I know. Not her.
Starting point is 00:03:53 At the expense of who? I don't know her. Huh? At the expense of who? If you're cracking relationship jokes, white jokes pertaining to him, you know, he likes to dip his tip in milk and all that tricky shit.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Yo. Eat some of that. Yo. What? Wow. You talking about him? you know, he likes to dip his tip in milk and all that freaky shit. Eat some of that. What? You talking about him? His what? His girl? I can see that. I can see that. Oh, that's interesting.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I can see that. It's not personal to her. No, it's not a personal issue. I don't know her. No, it's not personal at all. I don't like that. I don't like that. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:04:20 You do know she watches as well, so she knows when you're cracking jokes about her or pertaining to her. I don't crack jokes about her. Like I don't know her. Yo dawg, we can progress the conversation. What I'm saying is everybody up here is stuntin'. I don't think it's right to crack jokes on nobody girl or wife if you've been together for more than five years. Under five years, your bitch do some doofy shit, then we're gonna talk about it. Well, I ain't been with my mom five years.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Y'all crack a joke, we gonna end up squaring up. I don't crack on Freeze. I don't do that. He don't leave the opening to crack on him. That nigga sealed tight, nigga. He don't crack. You know the shit that go around your door? I crash out over mine. Big Freeze. Big Freeze. That's how it should door? I crash out over mine. You know the shit, whatever. Big Freeze.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Big Freeze, that's how it should be. I crash out over mine too. Yeah, what's up? Freeze, you know the plastic shit you put around your door when it's cold? Yeah. You got all of it. All of it. Little sealant.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No draft coming through? No, not a draft. Not even a fucking... I respect that, Freeze. Big Freeze, how y'all doing, man? Good, man. What's up? What's up? How you doing? I'm doing good. You look amazing, Freeze. Big Freeze. How y'all doing, man? Good, man. What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 00:05:25 How you doing, man? You look amazing, boy. That's what I want to know, how you feeling? I'm feeling real good. I'm feeling real good. I did it big with the balloons this time. Nigga look like Pepe Lapeel. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Come on, man. How you doing? How you doing? Michelangelo up in this piece, huh? Got some balloons. Covered up the view with a little step and repeat. I like this shit. It's dope, amazing.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I've been in enough clubs with Ish, no he like a good step and repeat now. That boy gonna get in front of the step and repeat and lick his lips. That's my man. I got a cracker, that's why you here. I'm feeling good, wifey woke up, made some eggs with spinach. Okay, okay, come on now. Eggs with some spinach in it, made some pork bacon even though she don't eat pork. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Yeah, excuse me. Ain't that the best? Yeah, put yourself to the side and please your nigga. It's bigger than you. Yeah, yeah, it ain't about you right now. You don't eat it, but cook it. Yeah, yeah. Then I felt bad, because the whole house would smell like pork.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Smell like good. About an hour after. That shit smell good. You felt bad? That shit smell good. I ain't Ice Cube. Cook dog in the morning. I ain't Cube, nigga.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I ain't trying to have a triple double in the park. Make some bacon. Fatten. How y'all doing, man? Flip, big flip. I want each and every one of y'all to know that we couldn't have got to 10 years without y'all, man. Give it up for yourself.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Give it up for your, look at me. You can definitely got tears about me. That's not true though. You got to take nine years and ten months. That's not true though. No, your signing is going to take me to 20. I appreciate that. I couldn't have done it.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I couldn't have done it. Look at Free. Big Freeze. Fuck they talking about. Yes sir. Listen man. I'm going to take a bean pot. You want to fight a call with that too?
Starting point is 00:07:02 I'm going to buy a couple of them shiz. In exchange for some art. The price is right over there. I'm selling art up in this business. My man, Freeze, put the shoes on. Yeah, that's right. My nigga, Mark, fresh from a flight, ain't even have time to stop home.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Stopped at Short Hills for the people all over the world. That's the expensive mall in Jersey. Stopped at the Short Hills, copped something real quick, put the roll for the people all over the world, that's the expensive mall in Jersey. Stop at the short heels, cop something real quick, put the rollie on through it in the sky, wave it side to side, keep your hands high. I look like the poor version of you. You don't look poor, stop it. Compared to what you got on, we look like
Starting point is 00:07:37 a before and after picture, man. No, no, no, no. Not really, those are boobs you got on your feet. No way, no way, and that's an off-white tee right there and the jacket. I see how you doing it. These jeans are baggy for you. Like, I see what you did. It's mad funny because the lady in the store is like,
Starting point is 00:07:53 do you want a bigger size? I said, this is the biggest size I've ever worn in my life. Yeah. I'm going to give you a hammer out of this bitch. 34? 33. Oh, shit. My guy, Parks, threw on the long sleeve green polo.
Starting point is 00:08:05 The green polo. The green polo. The green polo that's dressed up for Parks. A little something, a little color. Shout out to everybody out there that's still got a Christmas tree up. It's about time. It's time. It's time now.
Starting point is 00:08:16 It's bedtime. It's almost March. I ain't gonna hold you. Now you can do Valentine's Day. I took it down about a week and a half ago. Sicko. Wow. I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:08:23 That's way longer than normal for me. If my Christmas tree, I think my girl Christmas tree is still up. We've been together, you can't talk about it. If the tree is beautiful, like you put a lot of work in the tree and it's just beautiful, and you love the pine smell, I'm not mad that you let it rock too.
Starting point is 00:08:38 That shit ain't still pine this time. It gotta be fake, it gotta be fake. Yeah, gotta be a fake tree. That shit ain't fake. The pine spray. Yeah. The little sticks. That's pine salt. The little sticks in there. They gotta be fake. Yeah, gotta be a fake tree. The pine spray. Yeah. Put the little sticks in there. Put the little sticks in there.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I got a flip mail looking good. Hey, you know, ten years. You said come dressed like we were going out on a date at six o'clock. I was like, wait, for the senior special or something? I don't know, I thought that was like a crack, but it's okay. No, I wasn't trying to be funny. That was like my best instruction. Okay. Because I feel like a dinner date at 9 p.m. gives a different look than 6 p.m.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Sure, it does. Absolutely. And I didn't want to be caught saying that to a lady. Like, hey, get dressed like it's dinner at 10. Like, that's a little flagrant. So, 5, 6 p.m. Is there a difference for you? As a woman? Uh, well, if it's after 10 p.m., I'm not going. It's too late. Nine.
Starting point is 00:09:29 The same. I'm saying it's pretty much the same. Same outfit, right? Yeah, we're gonna start with lies. You're talking about happy hour. You know what? Hold on, hold on. Hold up for me.
Starting point is 00:09:37 You are right. Wait, hold up for me. Let's give it up for lies. We couldn't have gotten a 10-year. No, we could not have gotten a 10-year without some lies. That's a fact. I ain't gonna lie to you. Now, you're right. You're right. Wait, hold up for me. Let's give it up for lies. We couldn't have gotten to 10 years without some lies. No, we could not have gotten to 10 years without some lies.
Starting point is 00:09:47 That's a fact. I ain't gonna lie to you. You're right. Yeah, all right. Yeah, man, I'm not gonna go. Ish. Good day, sir. What's up?
Starting point is 00:09:59 What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? I'm gonna spread my man name. Yeah. There you go. When everybody knows your name.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Let's go, Ish. You ain't even give us a new That's That Ish sweatsuit colorway. This is new. I said a new That's That Ish colorway. I mean. Carolina Blue is dressy for light skinned niggas with nice eyes from the 90s. Carolina Blue. You gotta talk to your management.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Mmm. What happened? I didn't get the memo. Oh yeah, Ish had the Uno Reverse card in his pocket that said that he's not in the group chat because he has a green bubble which is very immature of us. I never looked at it that way until he said it. He might have a point, but I'm not ready to be that level of a Jordan.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Y'all think Ish should be in the group chat, even though he makes the bubble green? Yes, if you make an announcement. Ish has an iPhone. Now also, does that... Yeah, Ish, you got an iPhone from when you was a sports agent. I key.
Starting point is 00:10:59 You was a sports agent? Oh. I just didn't know. Yes, I just didn't know. He was a sports agent. Listen to this, this is a business. Oh. Oh, yes. I just didn't know. Yes. I just didn't know. He was a sports agent. Listen to this. For a few weeks.
Starting point is 00:11:06 This is a business. So if it was a personal homie's group chat, y'all could say that. When it's a group chat pertaining to work. I remember one time we was off. I came to work. Y'all laughing. Ha ha, keep keep.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Nigga, I came here, drove my ass from home, got up early, came to the work. Oh yo, you ain't get the group chat? We off today. You have an iPhone. I don't use that bullshit. Use it now. It's a Y-Phone.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I'ma just open up the iPhone and carry two phones just in case I get a group chat. You did it when you was a sports agent and you was trying to get LeBron to LA. It did. Yo. And he did. And he did. I just ain't get the commission check. That's when they fired him. Soon as LeBron to LA. And he did. And he did. And he did. And he did. I just didn't get the commission check.
Starting point is 00:11:47 That's when they fired him. Soon as LeBron signed. Stupid. We're good now. So again, I didn't get the memo that we were supposed to come in dapper. So all you gentlemen and lady look nice. Well that's the PC version of the talk we had off air. It is.
Starting point is 00:12:02 I cursed the niggas out. The talk we had off air. Giving me that Joe voice. Was issues of fat fuck. Joe, why do you keep saying I'm fat? Anyway. You're trying to trigger him. No, no, no, it ain't gonna work today.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Not today, not today. It's not gonna work. It's nothing but positive vibes. I won't trigger y'all and anything y'all have done to trigger me and while we were away from here, I won't let it affect me today. Oh, well. That's the deal. Okay, ten years. No triggers on our anniversary.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Save them for Friday. All right. Deal? Deal everyone. Is it a deal? I'll do my best. All right, we got a deal. Mark is going to be the one to do it.
Starting point is 00:12:47 I had this whole talk with my girl this morning about who was going to be the one to do it. It's going to be Mark because he don't be here for the Friday so he can come in with that oblivious, hey, hey, I saw the show. That's my favorite thing to do. Don't watch when you're not here. All right. I'm going to go get me a little thing to do. Don't watch when you're not here. All right, I'm gonna go get me a little water to celebrate. Ha!
Starting point is 00:13:08 Could you throw me a water, dog? Listen, man, it's 10 years. Please, y'all. We have to show solidarity. True. This is a life-handing nigga. I love y'all, man. Likewise.
Starting point is 00:13:22 We came here, we had to turn this shit up for this nigga. If it wasn't for us, this nigga wouldn't be, oh, he coming back. Get to that bar. He wouldn't be as lit. He caught me privately and said, oh, how you gonna say that? No more private. You can get to that bar. If it wasn't for us, he wouldn't be lit like that.
Starting point is 00:13:39 That's true. I believe that. I'm hitting around the block. He'll be lit. I don't know if you're trying to be funny right now. I truly believe that. Hey'm hitting around the floor. He'll be lit. I don't know if you're trying to be funny right now, I truly believe that. Hey, come on now. He'll be lit as Joe Budden, but we talking about like,
Starting point is 00:13:49 the, we added the tomato sauce to the spaghetti. Yeah, he had the noodles. I miss those days. My niggas ice and ish came through when shit was turbulent and it was awesome because they didn't know a thing about podcasting or the business. So yeah come on for $500 a month. That's funny huh? Give it up for that.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Come on. I used to go to that $500 a month. Actually now that I think about it, all these nigg the month is pod and it's slow. And I'ma buy you an egg and cheese. That's a win it, dog. That's a win it. I got you. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Nah, make some noise for exploiting your friendships. Make some noise for exploiting your best friends. Turn the applause up. Rest in peace, Hovain. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. For free. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. Hovain, man, the applause up. Rest in peace, Hovain. Hovain, man, you fixed all that shit, man. For Freeze, at least.
Starting point is 00:14:51 You fixed it up for Freeze. Rest in peace, Hovain. Rest in peace, bro. Rest in peace, Hovain, I miss you. I love you. I know you see this fuckery going on down here. I'll talk to you. I'll talk to you, yeah, you hear me?
Starting point is 00:15:03 All right, Flippin' Mel male hold up now we have been here for over two years and we have no drop but we do it live every time it's like a so why don't we record that and just make it it's more fun if we do a lot you was it a drop. It's more important if we do it live. You was getting a drop but. Am I? Actually you got a drop. You got a cover. You got a drop. You said it. Yeah you made your own drop.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Okay. Like we didn't ask for a drop. Okay. Somebody did that. I want a drop. I'm down with mail man. We should have a drop by now. What you want your drop to be Flip?
Starting point is 00:15:38 I'm from Queens or something like that. Something cool. Something cool. It could be the Flip and mail. It could be that. I think we should have separate drops. I think we should have separate drops. I think we should have separate drops. I think we should have separate drops. I think we should have separate drops. I think we should have separate drops. What's your drop to be, Flip? I'm from Queens or something like that. Something cool. Something cool.
Starting point is 00:15:46 It could be the flip and male. It could be that. I think we should have separate drops. What was the rapper? Big Flip, right? The rapper from Texas? Little Flip from Texas. Flip.
Starting point is 00:15:55 He's Big Flip, then. Yeah, you're Big Flip. I think we should get drops. So male wants a drop and a billboard. Yeah. I'm off the billboard thing. You made your point, I agree, it's fine, but a little drop will be cute.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Okay, okay, well I'll put it in the suggestion box. Put it in the suggestion box. Huh, big melon flip came, huh, when these niggas started to flatline out, make some noise. Make some noise, huh? Hey. Huh? These niggas start coming in here on some bullshit, melon flip came, picked it up here, make some noise. Make some noise, huh? Hey. Huh?
Starting point is 00:16:25 These niggas start coming in here on some bullshit. Mellon Flipkate picked it up here. Make some noise. How did y'all feel when that happened? Personally? Yeah. I didn't give a shit. My check ain't changed.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Mm. They're supportive. They're supportive. Yeah. Very supportive. I think the internet... Flip is something that I would never be, when it comes to the type of-
Starting point is 00:16:46 Watch your mouth on our anniversary. No, that's not an insult. The output of energy. That's not an insult. That ain't an insult. That ain't an insult. I'm repping for everybody today. No, that's not an insult.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Just different styles, I get it. Exactly. He just added another ingredient that was missing. I mean, they were welcome- That's a fact. To find out that initially that when they said, if I came on a show that they were not going to be here, they were gonna take the day off,
Starting point is 00:17:06 they were extremely welcoming. He said that, I heard you say that in another episode. They were extremely welcoming, extremely, they engaged. I fuck with them for that, man. Some people, they didn't give any bad face. I gave bad face, like when you first came up, I'm like, psh. Oh yeah, you was trash to me.
Starting point is 00:17:21 When Big Mark came, when Flippin' Mel started to flame out, get a little wack. Once Flippin' Mel, started to flame out, get a little wack. Once Flippin' Mel got a little, you know what I mean? Big Mark came through, hey! Talk about it! In my hell. Come on now. What a day, what a day.
Starting point is 00:17:39 None of this is possible without my high power up there. God, I love you, you know what I mean? We have a great day today, so happy to be here. Big Park's Park said fuck the dress code. Let's go. That's still part of the ground. It was a little foggy in the group chat and by the time I remember it was like it's too late. Fuck it. I'm wearing color is different. Fuck it. That's a sucks. I mean I'm more touches up here before. Yeah, this is different. Fuck it. That's a tux? I mean, I've worn tuxes up here before. You have, you have.
Starting point is 00:18:08 That's true. I would've put it on if I would've known. That is true, I believe you. We've seen it. We know that's your bag, you've done that. I love your tux. That's why I ain't even saying nothing to Big Peasy, man. All right, man, what y'all ready to talk about today?
Starting point is 00:18:20 Y'all ready to talk? I'm ready to talk. I'm ready to talk. I'm ready to fucking get some lies off, man. I'm ready to lie about some shit. Joe, can I thank you for something? And this actually goes to your group chat point. Thank you for the Valentine's Day recommendation.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Hey, it worked out perfectly. I sent a note out to the group chat. I know you mentioned last episode. I sent a note out to everybody. Y'all all said fuck that guy. Yeah, y'all. Every last one of them. I was in desperate. I forgot you weren't on the group chat, I know you mentioned last episode, I'm sending it out to everybody, and y'all all said fuck that guy. Every last one of them. I was in desperate, I forgot you weren't on the group chat. I don't know spots in Jersey, I would've helped you out,
Starting point is 00:18:51 but I don't know spots like that. But you said New York, too. I said New York, too. But you said preferably Jersey. Yeah, preferably Jersey, you said it. You got your parts, I think. You the king of New Jersey, why you ain't answer? Who, you don't wanna go where I would be at.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Man, you act. You can't go there. I hung out with Freeze on Valentine's Day after Valentine's Day in Jersey. You can't even pull up on him. I meant to come meet up with y'all, but I was in bed, sleep, it's all good and fast. We had a blast. We sure did.
Starting point is 00:19:16 I ended up going to Caviar. Thank you Mel for the suggestions as well. I just couldn't get into the spots Mel suggested, but Caviar was dope. They were really nice. The show Love Food was great. Accommodating live music. Intimate like I said, right?
Starting point is 00:19:29 It was everything you said. Oh, they had live music? They had live music. They're like, mm. She killed it too. The sister killed it. And then at the end, the brothers were nice. And I mentioned I knew you and they were real excited.
Starting point is 00:19:39 They told me your whole meal. Name drop. At the end, at the end, I didn't even. With the check camera. I think there's a way. They were comfortable. Name drop. At the end, at the end, I didn't even. With the check camera. I think there's a way. They were comfortable, they took pictures with me as me. Yeah, talk your shit.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I came in as me. I'm him. But they was like, how'd you hear about us? I was like, oh, you know, Joe Button is like, oh, he comes in here on Sundays. He orders the brunch, he orders the pork bacon, he orders the this and that. They was going all this shit you ordered. They was hype. Yeah, but it was a great experience.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Thank you, Joe, for being a good friend and colleague. Anytime, anytime. That's my only problem with name dropping is that sometimes it nets you some info because the person you talking to wanna tell you everything. Oh yeah, he ordered the grip, shrimp and grit. I see him every Sunday around 1.30, they'll get you killed.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Oh, you don't like that. They'll get you killed. That's just what my wife says. She's like, damn, she got a lot of information. I'm glad you pulled with him. Yeah. You don't like that? They'll get you killed. That's just what my wife says. She's like, damn, she got a lot of information. I'm glad you pulled with them. Yeah. You don't like that?
Starting point is 00:20:28 I don't. What does that mean, brother? My brother? What does that mean, my brother? You so welcome it when the niggas spill their guts about me to you. I like that. Fuck is what you do. But wait, but they do that unprompted.
Starting point is 00:20:40 I don't name drop ish. That's the difference. That's a good one. That's a good one. I don't name drop you. Them n the difference. That's a good one. I don't name drop you. Them niggas be like, hey, they just start giving it up. You should have bought the house materials from homeboy. I ain't never like that. No, from homeboy that told me you dipped off on them for the house materials, you should have bought them.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Yo, Ish, that is kind of real. I told you the same shit happened to me. Every time I be in Jersey, niggas be like, Ish took my girl That's right in the barbershop dude was like it stole my fucking girl man the whole Jersey has a story Markets lie. Yeah, you pod. Yo stop. Stop hanging around Yeah, don't pot on no pod. Crazy, son.
Starting point is 00:21:26 But it's cool. He's still mad. I never let him cut my hair again. Holy shit. Oh! Oh, shit! A boobacal. Yo.
Starting point is 00:21:39 A boobacal. No, not Alex. Come on, man. Oh, my god. Alex. Thank you, bro. This your dress clothes? My man, Alex up in this piece. I see you with the Swanson on. Alex, anywhere I'm at in the world, you welcome, my brother.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Anywhere I'm at, you can come, niggas. The fuck they talking about? Ain't no 10 years without Alex, man. Let me end the round of applause. End the round of applause for Scream Man up in this piece. Alex, since Scream Man, the round of applause. Let's end the round of applause for Screen Man up in this week. Alex, since Screen Man left, his business has gone down the toilet
Starting point is 00:22:13 and it's totally not factual. Total of no facts, misinformation. It's mad misinformation since you left. Yeah, it's horrible. It's a struggle. It's a struggle. Ice brought his iPad for one week. Facts. I was told. He brought that iPad for one week. Facts. I was sold.
Starting point is 00:22:25 He brought that iPad one week and then boogie. I'm going to let him get his shit off. We told Erickson, yo, help us out. Look some shit up. He was just like, get the fuck out of my face, nigga. He was like, all right, cool. So we're going to spread lies. I'm cool with spreading lies.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Yeah, fuck you. And I got something to day for you. And there's an audience for lies. Yeah? There's an audience for lies. The president. Listen, if I told y'all the truth, the price of this shit would change exponentially.
Starting point is 00:22:51 The truth is good. It's some good truth. But can't do that. It's too cheap to give you the truth. We ain't got nothing else we need to say to start. Do we do we do? Anybody, anybody, anybody? Nah.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Let's just go. Why the fuck? Let's get it. Yeah,, anybody, anybody? Nah, let's just go. Let's get it. Yeah, alright, alright. Yeah, come on now. Oh my god. Touch the toes. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Duff B with the banger. Duff B with the. Where? Mid. Bob, I couldn't do it without you, dog. Chop's a stupid, that bad smile. Still on your block. Huh? Salutations. I don't wanna hear the Rock Ocean after this weekend, no more. Oh, you the man! He's the part that's come through his head! He's the part that's come through his head! He's the part that's come through his head!
Starting point is 00:23:48 It's the same set every week, niggas. Oh, no! That's hate, that's hate, that's hate! Shout out to Rock Corn, man! No team can beat us, we pump these No, I ain't talkin' bout jeans and sneakers Big Jersey, big Jersey! Man, we gettin' it harder
Starting point is 00:24:04 All day, dog, I live in the Carter Take your time with it Jump on that nigga, don't deceive me with it Least you, baby The funny shit is, I think I'm only playing this cause Rocco ain't playing it though Alright, Dan, that's me, that shit alright I think I get back cause all my deets stay dirty like a project, bitch On the low, bounce in the hook, it's about to go down, ladies
Starting point is 00:24:28 If you focus, man, would you please rock with it if you overstand? Get focused, man, cause whether hookey or over, man, redoing us If you focus, man, would you please rock with it if you overstand? Sing the track now, Paul Stop playing, man Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back Oh yeah Alright, shout to all the dope boys and the dope girls out there Shout to all the gang bangers and the gang bangettes out there
Starting point is 00:24:58 If you're with me, throw the diamond up one time Ladies, if you're with me, just grind to the latest line Don't be scared to grab a from behind and make a show I'm whole outside, got well-backed, sing on you with me, everybody that's contributed over the course of this year So the pain will show I'm ho outside, got well about to go to with me Got money, got bras, got a crew with me Realest banana clips, I got a zoo with me Get down and lay down, niggas shoot with me Now how the fuck they gon' deal with me?
Starting point is 00:25:19 I ain't going nowhere, they gotta deal with me Got the whole BK ready to kill with me You scared motherfucker. Keep it real They don't say to me Me with dog different and dog is damn I'm different and dog is damn All of them the kennel the fucking field don't confuse me with none dog different
Starting point is 00:25:55 On the bitch back like You do the addition Miss you and that's it I was moving birds like a Oreo good I'm Cal Ripken Jr, let's get it If you with me, throw the diamond at one time Ladies, if you with us, just grind to the baseline Homie, don't be scared to grab it from behind and make a show out
Starting point is 00:26:18 How outside, make a hot damn sign If you with us, throw the diamond at one time Shout out to the Patroni's out there If you with us, just grind to the baseline Homie, don't be scared to steal the time in a one time Shout out to the Patroni's out there Twitter's just crying to the baseline Hope you don't be scared to grab it from behind And make a show out how outside's gone I'm here, I'm here, I'm here Come on man, come on now
Starting point is 00:26:40 Come on y'all know I'm a R.I.P. head at heart What y'all thought I was coming to do? Oh yes, oh yes, oh such a glorious occasion, such a glorious occasion Let me get some Raphios and Deke right quick, here we go, hey Tomorrow will come and girl I can't be seen All the happy couples listening out there, all the miserable couples out there University, couldn't have done it without you there couldn't have done it without you couldn't have done it without you all opposed to workers and teachers out there everybody had a corporate job
Starting point is 00:27:12 everybody in a cubicle shouting execs out there the entrepreneurs the 9 to 5's and all that hey shout out to all the high schoolers out there! EGGLE! Shout out to all the pods out there man! EGGLE! Yeah, everybody in the car right now, fuck y'all talkin' bout? Yeah, I'm smoothed out, smoothed out, nigga. We ready.
Starting point is 00:27:46 The pleasure's all mine Cause we have seen good times Positive vibes, positive affirmation We're gonna have a real good day today We're gonna have a really good day today What else? At the end of the day Raffi, yesterday, the niggas was fucking white bitches
Starting point is 00:28:02 Victoria's Secret Giveaway, they only sell certain sizes They only sell certain sizes and they wouldn't wouldn't put in black girls on commercials. I remember y'all remember I Remember it was tough to fuck a big titty black girl back then finding the Fredericks It was tough to find a Frederick's being a young nigga, what the fuck is Fredricks? I'm 24, yeah, I'm over to me Yeah, I'm over to me I'm 24, yeah, I'm over to me
Starting point is 00:28:30 I'm 24, yeah, I'm over to me I'm 24, yeah, I'm over to me I'm 24, yeah, I'm over to me I'm 24, yeah, I'm over to me I'm 24, yeah, I'm over to me All I really want to say My boy, baby Today is a special day We are all alone All I really want to say, my darling
Starting point is 00:28:45 Today is a special day, we're gonna show You stick me in your arms, come hold me And tell me you love me and I'll be there I'm feeling great, feeling really good, really good, really good, God is good, God is good. One question. What's up? Just one question for you. What's that? Just one question for y'all. Let's hear it.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Hey! You got the air right! You got the air right! You good boy. It's our special day. It's our special day. I'm just a little boy, I'm just a little kid I'm just a little boy, I'm just a little kid I'm just a little boy mean I pulled out a lint brush for you bastards today Niggas can't ever find a lip brush without a girl. Thank you, baby. Maybe we're the lip brush at
Starting point is 00:30:12 No, right way up. They know right where it is linty bitches Alright Welcome to episode eight. Oh one Welcome to episode 801. To the haters. I'm not stopping anytime soon. Hold this applause for the best podcast in the world. Doing my model off real quick. To the hate listeners out there.
Starting point is 00:30:37 I know every month you get a nice little adsense check with your theories and your hypothesis. This is not stopping anytime soon. We are far removed from that dark edge water afternoon where I looked Corey dead in his face and asked him, nigga, how the fuck long you think I'm gonna do this shit for free? I'm gonna do this shit for free. He ain't had nothing to say, I don't know. I'm here. Hey, I say, oh boy, I ain't gonna keep just going to this little studio and running my mouth for no money.
Starting point is 00:31:13 You know, some of that attitude that you new podcasters have adopted? It was no ecosystem. It was no big company throwing a bag around. Different era. There was nobody to come save the day. It was just you, a mic, passion and faith. I know a lot of you niggas are faking passion and faith today.
Starting point is 00:31:40 But for those that really have it, it'll get you where you need to be. Far removed from those days. Round of applause again for fucking Ian bringing some money to this shit. Come on, man. Shout out to Ian. I know he's white. I know it's Black History Month. Gotta shout out Ian. Every time I think the money ran out, he'd go find another way. He'd go find another bag. And I look him in the face and be like, ain't nobody gonna pay us for that.
Starting point is 00:32:09 They do it. Granted before. They do it. Shout out to EMS, shout out to Keeb, Erickson, Tanner, Savon, all the behind the scenes people, Big Paul, and that was Chris Reed, the cameraman that I was talking about back in the day shout to Chris Reed my guy I looked at Ian like he had ten
Starting point is 00:32:30 hands when he said hey we should film this I who the fuck is spending money on that podcast means a audio thing I ain't taking my little 300. What could this really cost? That shit was a lot back in the day. 250 a week. 250 a week. Wow. Don't sound like much now. Times have changed. 250 a week to pay for a visual component
Starting point is 00:32:58 where you only getting 75 cents back. Damn. Different days. Very different. Different days. Different days, man. If you keep your head in it long enough, the days will change, man. If you just keep going. You're not wrong though.
Starting point is 00:33:17 You gotta get somewhere though. Just keep walking. You're not wrong. You're gonna go somewhere. Just keep walking. You get to California, you won't plug up. Hey, you gotta keep going, man. Hey, extend the journey.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Amen. What you want me to do, man? I just need to have a good time today. I'm on total bullshit. I feel good. I feel great. I feel blessed. I'm happy to see all y'all.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Episode 801 brought to you by, fueled by, powered by Price. Let's get a round of applause for Price. Absolutely. Price speaks. Go ahead now, huh? National ad campaign, six months out the, yeah, four months, I haven't long was.
Starting point is 00:33:57 I thought that commercial was gonna stop during the Super Bowl, they put on a Super Bowl. Didn't see it, not a think piece in sight. That's a fact there wasn't a big piece in sight facts the only black podcast Podcaster they have a commercial to the ball. Nobody did it. I don't understand how they picked the deep dives to do Yeah, you do. Yes, you do I don't understand how they picked the deep dives to do. Yeah, you do. Yes, you do.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Exactly. Hate in the blood. I do. I do. It's hate in the blood. It's hate in the blood. They on the hugs. Go prize picks, man.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Couldn't have done it without y'all. I am your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favorite, and fully dressed co-host, dressed in leather fucking pants. Come on around to applause. Hold up now. When he put the leather pants on, he means business. Real leather too, I think. Right.
Starting point is 00:34:50 I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. How much they call? I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. It's not about the price of things, man. It's not about the price of things. It's about how it makes you feel, my brother.
Starting point is 00:35:00 How did they make you feel? Sweaty. Rich. He said sweaty. Sweaty and rich. No, these shits is actually pretty comfortable. What's the line? What's the what? Lining.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Ish. I don't know, nigga. Yeah. I gotta play cause they feeling good out there. With the Stephanie, yo. Everybody that's feeling good out there with the Stephanie everybody that's feeling good out there Just real quick and if we get to it y'all figure out wherever we start we start with the fuck y'all want I don't care today. That's our morning The night we oh Oh What I was nice if you playing I won't be like bar All right big Melissa Ford is in the building
Starting point is 00:35:56 Flippers in the building. Yeah big issues here big bean pie freeze the freesiest of them Oh is he I should look good, my brother. Mark, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill is here. Huh, huh, talk about a new addition. Big, Big Parks is here. Elmira's finest. Ian is here, Poe is here, Corey is here. Big Alex!
Starting point is 00:36:19 My man right where's Savon at though, hold up. He on the way out of the flat. I'm about to say, that's why I got fired from me Why you go right there is exactly I say bond got fired. Why traffic and flat You got triple a three African yo 10 year anniversary That's under a joke right there I was crazy Yo, yo, yo, I'm live on air. I'm live on air. What's popping? Oh shit, what up boy? You all right? Skane Dollar, my guy. It's my 10 year anniversary, Skane. I'm on these niggas' asses.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Dollar! And I couldn't have done it without you or your wife actually. I love you. I love Gabby I love your entire family. I don't know what you calling me about, but you have to tell me later Yeah, not come on later Yeah, I love you nigga. Yeah, we love you man. All right, we go Yeah back to what we was talking about. What was it? Nothing You got your intro off, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:37:26 Introduce everyone. Y'all got, listen, I'll ice off for y'all to get some shit off to the haters or the lovers out there. I'll ice off for y'all. Man, it's 10 years, man, we here, man. It's something about the real estate niggas. Nigga, nigga, don't step on my shit for this nigga. Yo, we standin' strong.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Yo, we standin' strong, nigga. Talk to these niggas, Flip. You try to count us out as a team. You can't count us out, nigga. Big ice, nigga. We we here, nigga. Talk to these niggas, Flip. You try to count us out as a team. You can't count us out, nigga. Big Ice, nigga. We a team, nigga. Fuck you talking about Big Ish, nigga. Library for real, nigga.
Starting point is 00:37:51 MV legend for real, nigga. Joe Jumpoff, nigga. Come on, we here, man. Call him out sometimes, nigga. But he back. Nigga, Pickety Parks, nigga. White man. But he makes it happen, nigga.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Dr. Mark Lamont Hill, nigga. The C, I can't say that C part. We can't say the C part, but he said that the UN. But we saved him, nigga. He's going up here, nigga. You don't need them white networks, nigga. We don't need them. He don't need the UN, nigga.
Starting point is 00:38:15 He up here with us. The greatest in the world. Yeah, you got you us. White in the UN, you got you us. Yes, you got you us, nigga. I mean, US. African-Americans too in the building, nigga. Africa, nigga. Oh, man. Alex hit him with a, I see y'all, nigga. I don't US African's too in the building nigga Africa nigga
Starting point is 00:38:26 Alex and them what up I see y'all I don't know y'all niggas but I fuck with y'all niggas too nigga I'll take this place off and turn up nigga Fuck you talking about nigga Ten years nigga. And my guys still got the tag we don't pop no tag We gonna tag my tag on our shit now. Tag still nigga Yeah fuck they talking about. And I'm not bringing it back Just again
Starting point is 00:38:42 Part of me Part of me Ten years nigga back Yeah Now we were like that Kendrick GNX at the fucking super bowl 37 niggas in there. Oh, yeah and merch and didn't sell it That's your hurt When you load up the suburbia with the merch and it don't sell Now you got to travel to the next spot with the merch god damn it I even think we brought the merch out the truck. We were organized
Starting point is 00:39:16 Yeah, it was a mess. It was a total mess, but if you stay in it long enough You need a little bit of mess. There will be some mess. Nobody said it was going to be a clean sweep. Actually, nobody said shit about how it would be. Yeah. Just Nikki and me saying, you fail a failure, ass nigga. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:39 You a little podcast. Shout out to Nikki and me. That's my girl, Nick. Remember that. Oh, yeah. No, that was a tie. That was a thing. Once they said that, Oh, yeah, no, that was a tie. Once they said that, I was like, all right,
Starting point is 00:39:46 this has got to work. I'm like, when you put all your chips to the poker table, all in, your hand better win. All in. What, an ace on the river? Oh, god damn it. Oh, thank god. Hey, now sometimes when I wake up, I'm relieved.
Starting point is 00:40:05 There'll be a point in your journey where you don't get to be relieved. Shit is stress, gray hairs, arguments, sacrifices, you gotta skip your family functions, no family reunion. You ain't seen your Aunt Deborah since she was 50, she 90. She 90 now. Sometimes you'll be booked for the funeral now you can't even kiss Aunt Deborah on the forehead. Just gotta send a card with $20 for Aunt Deborah.
Starting point is 00:40:39 You'll miss important things, but that's what the sacrifice is about. I'm not here to preach to y'all. I'm not here to lecture y'all today. I'm just feeling good outside of Ish Disobeying the Trust Code, but I still feel good. I still feel good. And that's my man. And that's my man.
Starting point is 00:40:56 I know, I know. I can't help it, you know. Where do you guys want to begin? I don't know what's important. I don't know what's unimportant. Actually, I noticed it when my girl was here. I don't know nothing that happens in the world. Hard to keep up. That's nice, though.
Starting point is 00:41:09 I don't know anything that happens. That's a good thing, bro. How was your Valentine's Day? Yeah, I was going to say Valentine's Day recap. What did you do? Went to bed. I went to bed. All right, you told me you was working.
Starting point is 00:41:19 I thought about stopping to see. Well, I told her I was working, right? So on Valentine's Day, I told her I was working, right? So on Valentine's Day, I worked, y'all got out of here. They left early. I stayed a little bit. So by the time I got home, I was beat and I'm fat. So when you're fat, you don't just don't feel like moving around. So you know what we say, you know what, let's get dressed. Let's just drive around, find a little spot, go sit at a bar, just talk, reminisce, catch up. So we got dressed. I threw on some sweatpants, like some bullshit. Don't you know every single place was jam packed
Starting point is 00:41:55 with couples in love dressed for the day. Every place. So we went home, threw on some very scary people, oh no, very scary lovers. I didn't even know they had. I didn't even know they had. We threw on very scary lovers and went to bed. And Saturday we were supposed to go see Tank and Fantasia and Trey Songz in Atlantic City,
Starting point is 00:42:19 but the weather was looking absolutely nuts and my driver don't know how to drive fast when the roads are clear so yeah so we skipped that yeah man uh and that's that that's my valentine's day ended up buying her some fucking chanel bag holy shit that's what i forgot she did some five senses gift gift Okay. And girls would do some fucking. So here's five bags, and it's your sight and your hearing. What is it?
Starting point is 00:42:52 And your smell. Touch and taste. And your smell and your touch and your scent. Taste, man. Taste. Taste. Taste. So she bought these shits out.
Starting point is 00:43:00 She bodied the hat she bought me, bodied that. The cologne that she bought out of this world, some scent that I never smelled, bottle I never saw, she killed that. For the touch part, she got me a sex toy. For those wondering, I'm not the person that uses sex toys during sex or masturbation. That's like her thing go in the drawer and get the little shit if I make it come go ahead get it I ain't gonna make it sound like I'm bad a thousand. In the event that I miss go ahead and open up the drawer.
Starting point is 00:43:41 More like baseball numbers? So she got me a sex toy. I'm gonna bring it here. It's a male sex toy? Yes. A pocket pussy. She got you the guac guac. What is that?
Starting point is 00:43:52 It's called a stroker, but it's, I think that might be what it is. The shit that turned? What is that? Yeah, the shit that turned. It turned into all that wild shit, and you're supposed to, the shit that Shorty bought.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Go get it, go get it. No, no, no. that's a pocket pussy. That was a mold of her pussy. Yeah, that's different. I think he's talking about the guap guap shit. The guap guap. That's what they call it. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:44:17 All right. All right. Not the rubber pussy reveal. All right. I Got a Lighter That you got a scan and it plays a song that Means something to you and your girl that lighter, okay, okay?
Starting point is 00:44:38 I like you guys scan the song nice nice thoughtful snow Allegra find someone like you a song nice thoughtful stuff like this. Snow Allegra, find someone like you. That was the hearing. That's hearing. Yeah I guess. A little feeling to heat. I got some Carf Air Freshener
Starting point is 00:44:56 of her. This is her. Straight out the ice bag. I got some Carf Air Freshener of her. Smart. For your car. You know what I mean.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Does it smell like her perfume? But you know what, that's what. Let the bitches know. Yep. Let the bitches know. Let's mark your territory. He's taking. He's taking.
Starting point is 00:45:15 One each car. All right. I got a really nice t-shirt from Zara. Guess what's on it? Guess what's on it? This is probably her. Her and tits. It's her.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Yeah. I gotta cover it up. Yeah. It's her. I got a t-shirt with her. And I got whatever this is. The guap guap song. Oh wow.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Yeah, it's her. That's it. Turn and do all that other wow shit. That's it. Now. Wait, it's gonna hold. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States.
Starting point is 00:45:42 I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. I'm from the United States. Oh wow. That's it. It turns you around. Turn and do all that other wild shit. That's it. Now, I'm from the old school. So I like to masturbate with my hands. So I laughed her out of the room when this little device came out.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I did laugh her out the room. And then you turned it on, right? And then. And then. Then I tried it. I, wait, nigga, you gotta tell. I don't even, uh oh, there you go. Uh oh.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Uh oh. It's humming? Yeah, it's vibrating. Oh. Oh, shit. It be gone. It be gone. It be gone.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh 18 speeds like the old bicycle 18 speed Now Before y'all judge I'm gonna try this thing. Yeah, no judgment. No judgment, bro. But it's still going. My girl got me one of those, I'd fuck it. Why wouldn't you?
Starting point is 00:46:50 This is just like a new age Fifi, right? What? It's modern tech, my head is a little different. I am gonna try this thing. So I'll be back with my. Pretty glad you didn't bring down a used pocket pussy. That would've been weird. No, Pops. I've never used pocket pussy. That would've been weird. No, Pops.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I've never used this thing. That would've been weird. So yeah! Shout out to Shia Laker. That's my Valentine's Day. Got some freaky, freaky shit that I ain't used yet, cause I'm fucking fat.
Starting point is 00:47:17 But yeah. That was it! That's not a bad one. Mel, did you do anything on Valentine's Day? That was it, man. I went on a date. It was cool. On Friday night?
Starting point is 00:47:28 Mm-hmm. Oh, nice. Mm-hmm, what'd you think it was gonna be, Saturday? Well, because you had said the Saturday thing before, so I had to do these ads. Yeah, no, mm-mm, it was on Friday night. Yeah, I went straight from the pod. So that's how you dressed?
Starting point is 00:47:39 How was your date? That's how you dressed like that. It was really nice. It was really, really nice. Had to check a restaurant off my bucket list. Okay. Michelin star little situation. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:47:51 It was a good time. Classy. Yeah, it was a nice time. Was it a first date? Yeah, but I've known him for a minute. First date on Valentine's Day is a big deal. But it wasn't really like a first date because we hung out, but it was like him planning and doing all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Yeah. I would never do that. Okay. He wasn't a stranger. That's the point. Fair enough. Is that he wasn't a stranger. It just sends a...
Starting point is 00:48:14 It sends a... A hell of a signal. Yeah. I'm not worried about the signal it sends. What if that's the signal he wanted to send? That's better man than me. Yes. Absolutely. Not about you, just in general.
Starting point is 00:48:27 You just put a lot of pressure on yourself when you make a major date on Valentine's Day. Well, he works in high pressure situations, so I think he's used to it. High pressure situations? It's like an interrogation. I like to probe my colleagues. Hey, yo. I don't think I cleaned anything up. I like to probe my colleagues. Hey yo.
Starting point is 00:48:45 I don't think I cleaned anything up. That sounded totally different in my head than it did when I said it out loud. I don't want to probe you. I'm moving on. What you do for Valentine's Day freeze? Well how we skip like two people. What you do? Let's go to you.
Starting point is 00:49:01 What do you do? No, go ahead. We work our way around the room. What you do? I didn't We work our way around the room. What did you do? I didn't do anything for Valentine's Day. I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:49:11 I got my wife a gift. There you go. I shout to JR. I'm saying, you know, I got my wife a gift. I told her what I said on the podcast. She started to laugh and curse me out. And, you know, just sat down and spent some time with her. What did you say for the audience that missed that episode?
Starting point is 00:49:26 They didn't miss the episode. Just, I saw their comments too, about free linky, to my free mouth violence. What? Damn. It was the worst. I didn't like that. You're lying. I went on Patreon, I told them, like, you know, you don't got a father.
Starting point is 00:49:39 I sort of disrespected them, but it's not about that. But, you know, we just had a conversation, just had some laughs,, she appreciated the gifts. Was she happy with her Valentine's Day? She was, she was. I bought her just some. A car, right? A fly shirt.
Starting point is 00:49:51 No, flowers, I bought her this Montclair hat she'd been wanting. She don't know about the car yet? She don't know about the car yet. It's coming. I bought her this perfume. Yeah, I just bought her some stuff, man. There you go.
Starting point is 00:50:04 That's good. The dad just bought us some stuff, man. There you go. That's good. That's what's up. The dad that stepped up, that's right. I stepped up because, you know, yeah. Just step because it's- Did Joe put pressure on you? No, because it's important to step up. Sometimes, you know, we're just busy and, you know,
Starting point is 00:50:15 things, I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. I try not to celebrate these holidays or encourage the celebration. But when you're on a big broadcast, you have this man saying things and bringing gifts in front of you. So you like... Flowers for Mel.
Starting point is 00:50:27 And I ain't putting no pressure on nobody. I went and Chanel and sat in the nigga chair that's on the side. I went and Chanel let her run her mouth to somebody about whatever and went and sat right down. No pressure for me. Yeah. You're rich. You don't have pressure.
Starting point is 00:50:42 Ish, what did you do for Valentine's Day, bro? Nothing. In the crib, right? In the house. She know what it is. Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. What you could have done, I ain't got no blazer. Joe, leave him alone.
Starting point is 00:51:00 That's going to us. Leave him alone. It'll be back again. All right, so Ish-A do nothing, Freeze? That's gonna Um We we went out we we had reservations nice freeze. Where did y'all go? You kept it a secret before no, no, honestly So it was a new restaurant I've never been there before but because I didn't know what time we were getting out of here I didn't want to book nothing that was too far away from home So by the time I get home then we get of here, I didn't want to book nothing that was too far away from home, so by the time I get home,
Starting point is 00:51:25 then we get ready, now I'm running late. So I kept it close to the crib. But we had an amazing time. After that, we left there, we went over to our spot, Parks and Rim came down there and met us, and we shut that shit down. Facts. Saturday, what did we do?
Starting point is 00:51:44 We slept in for a little bit, then we went out to dinner again. Nigga, you did the two? Oh, we slept in for a little bit. Then we went out to dinner again. Nigga, you did the two day Valentine's day? I did the three day. You right. You fucking it up for her. His name is Freeze. No, we didn't.
Starting point is 00:51:52 His name is Freeze. I see. All right? It was Valentine's weekend. But when I'm like, yo, I'm telling you, when I get married, I'm not doing none of this shit. Smart. That's what I'm saying, like,
Starting point is 00:52:01 when I get married, we married. We don't gotta celebrate Valentine's Day Say Vaughn that dawn's a fact. What is that, velvet? The need to know boy. They ain't even buy the cheap joint. I remember one of our first anniversaries, man. I told Savon, man, let's celebrate, man. Go to the store, get some champagne for the guys.
Starting point is 00:52:40 He was like, all right, what kind? I was like, some ace. He went to the store and got the ace. He was like, He came back with the ace of hearts. He said, I'm just a monkey. He said, Oh my God, you spent that on the ace?
Starting point is 00:52:54 Now look at him though. Now look at him though. Javon, thank you, man. We couldn't have got to this 10 year mark without you. Even though you're doing your own thing, you still family, you still gang, and this shit will fall apart without you. So it's like, Nine niggas up here, bro. You're supposed to you even though you're doing your own thing you still family you still gang and it should fall apart without you You're supposed to buy two bottles it's like 15 people No, not at all. All right, now. I ain't got hat, I should. Come on, you can touch it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:25 You know I want to open it. No, not yet for you. One thing you won't do yet is open this. We have just begun. We'll get there. It's fine. It needs to be chilled anyway, so let's get that show. There you go.
Starting point is 00:53:41 We'll chill it. Yeah, we'll chill it for you. For a couple hours. Chill. We'll chill it and then you chill. We'll chill both of y'all. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. We'll chill it. Yeah, we'll chill it for you. For a couple hours. Chill. We'll chill it and then you chill. We'll chill both of y'all. Oh man. Where was we at? We was on Freeze, right?
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yeah, yeah, no, I'm done. That was it, though. Three day Valentine weekend. Big Mark. Y'all already know what I did. I did that Friday, called it a wrap. I went to Philly on Saturday. I was gone.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Hey, dog, I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't think I could get a five minute conversation with this nigga. Yo, I'm in the airport running with the... I'm like, yo dog. Mark, right? That nigga. Well, he called me this morning and was like, yo, I'm coming straight from an appearance. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:15 He said it's Black History Month. This is as big as my... That's our reparations month. I didn't know what that meant for him business. Yeah. That nigga told me where to get per. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Nah, it works. I'll be double-m. Yeah. And that slows down when it's not black history, mom. Yes. Like not slow down but get back to its normal cadence. Yeah, like it's like from Martin Luther King Day till March 1st, we go to February 28th, we good. After that it's a wrap. You don't hear it. Women's History Month is more target. What about like nothing for Juneteenth? That's a, yo that's the new joint because you know that's some new shit. Yeah, now Juneteenth I'll be booked up. Shout out to you. I'm about to get on my pro black shit. It's a blessing man.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Well it's good that you know you haven't been on that. It's good that you know that it's like a new door that you opened. And no you're not. Yeah, I'm probably not. Where would y'all like to begin today All-Star weekend? We in the parks. Yeah, that's my brother Parks.
Starting point is 00:55:10 We did. I said earlier we went to eat and then we went to Met Freeze and Missing Peace. Cool little spot. Yeah, it was great. Actually, it was way nicer than I expected. I don't know what I expected. See? Because you said small spot.
Starting point is 00:55:22 It ain't really small compared to New York's small. Oh, true, true, true. That's what I was thinking. I didn't know Parks had never been there. Real DJ? Yeah, yeah, real, very good DJ. You have great music. Then we left there and went to the last lap, met Imani,
Starting point is 00:55:33 had a little more fun, and got home about five in the morning. Jesus. Go ahead, last lap still around, huh? Yeah. Shit's still kickin'. Sure is. Where is that?
Starting point is 00:55:43 It's Lorryside. In the dirty part of Manhattan. Oh! It's the Lori sign. In the dirty part of Manhattan. Oh. It's in the nasty, stink, dirty part of Manhattan, but it's fine. It's fine. If you want to fuck a hipster girl, you go in there. I'm a hipster girl.
Starting point is 00:55:56 It don't just be hipsters. Not in there. Yeah, it'd be thugs. Yeah, I would know. I wouldn't know. It's not in my bag, but I've been there for times. We had a time, though. We had a time.
Starting point is 00:56:05 I'm glad you and Rem had a good time. Yeah, man. All right. All-star weekend, yes. Is that our start? Yeah, it could be. I mean, worst one ever. Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Did anybody watch? I watched the dunk contest, the three-point contest, and I was actually surprisedprised by the dunk contest at first it was horrible the first round was absolutely horrible but then the second two rounds were pretty dope homeboy from the Spurs and Steven Castle, yeah, they were crazy. Then you pick him. He's nice enough to be in a dunk contest No, I picked McClellan. He should have got more points for that dunk He did we definitely should have went through the rim and then did that through the leg He should have got more points for that dunk he did. He definitely should have went through the rim and then did the, through the, that was insane.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Steven Castle was nice enough for us to stop referring to him as the boy from the Spurs. He's all right. He's all right. Shout out to him, shout out to McClung. You know, I'm at the age where I didn't watch any of that shit Friday. Me neither.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Yeah, none of it. Valentine's Day, nah. Saturday, I was completely free. Didn't watch none of that shit. I didn't watch none of it either. Didn't watch none of it. I was like, damn, I'm at the age where I just don't care. Yo, All-Star Saturday night used to be the shit.
Starting point is 00:57:14 That was the one. You might have missed the Friday games, the celebrity game. The work used to be the rising stars challenge, all of that shit. But Saturday night, you was locked in. You was in the house. I didn't give a fuck about none of this shit.
Starting point is 00:57:26 I was in the house and didn't turn it on. So Sunday, I'm home because it's Sunday and I'm home. So you know what? I cut on the TV. I cut on the TV and we was getting ready to bust a move somewhere around nine, but I watched up until I leave. And what a clusterfuck.
Starting point is 00:57:44 What a clusterfuck, 45 minute intros. Right. I'm really glad I missed it. I watched the SNL shit which was great. I heard that one. That shit was real great. That was hot. Eddie Murphy's a fucking genius.
Starting point is 00:57:58 Eddie Murphy was on, right? Eddie Murphy was on, everybody was on. Everybody from the whole fucking history of the cast pretty much was on. And they did like a music thing on Friday night Which we went back and watched that was also actually pretty fire That that was way better than the all-star game You know who I don't want to see on a Sunday, which is reserved for all-stars all-star Sunday
Starting point is 00:58:19 No to one person. I don't want to see Dalton connect One person I don't want to see, Dawntons Connect. Yo, I tweeted, I said, oh shit, they moved the rising stars game to Sunday. They modified the whole, yeah, some tournament shit. They modified everything and somehow, Dawntons Connect was on an all-star floor,
Starting point is 00:58:41 and I like him, but him and all them other bum niggas that they had out there, that they had to face the OG squad, which is James Harden, Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, it's like, yo, what are y'all trying to do to us on a Sunday? Yeah. And they tried to make it close a little bit. Once I saw the tournament layout shit,
Starting point is 00:59:00 I was like, I'm definitely not watching this. I'm not even looking forward to it. And if the tournament layout wasn't bad enough, listen, I love Kevin Hart as much as the next man. I know he has some type of deal with the NBA. It's over now. I don't want to see Kevin Hart. And some of that shit was a little funny just because I wasn't watching basketball. Fuck, mine as well makes crack couple jokes. I don't want to hear Kevin Hart that much on a Sunday, Kev. No disrespect to you.
Starting point is 00:59:32 And if that wasn't enough, right after the first game or something like that, Mr. Beast comes out. Why the fuck am I looking at Mr. Beef? Mr. Beast. Oh, what channel were you watching? Hey, yo. I don't want to look at Mr. Beast on All-Star Sunday. So now I'm sitting there like, oh shit, I never noticed Mr. Beef doesn't have lips. Beast, I'm saying Mr. Beast.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Mr. Beast doesn't have lips. Stop saying Mr. Beast. Stop calling him Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast doesn't have lips. He look like the skull teeth just talking. Like I don't know where he got his veneers or whatever the fuck is going on with his mouth, but it looks weird. And if that wasn't bad enough, Mr. Beast walks to the crowd and gets Jaren. Who? What's Jaren? Jaren.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Oh Jaren. He says, alright we're doing some three point shit. We're going to grab a random fan from the audience. He'll have to make one shot versus Dane Lillard who will have to make three shots to his one. They go to the audience, grabs Jaren. Jaren comes out they ask him, hey you ever played basketball? Yeah a little bit when I was a kid. He still looked like a kid, so I'm like,
Starting point is 01:00:46 all right, let's see how this goes. He goes out there and does what? You guessed it, bricks it up. Bricks it up. We gotta wait 13 minutes now for Jaren to make a fucking shot on a Sunday. Yeah, that's crazy. It was bad.
Starting point is 01:01:01 And if that wasn't bad enough, during the next break, who do they roll out? You guessed it, another nigga I can't, let me not say that, DJ Cassidy. You're so angry about this. I'm angry for Ish. I'm angry for my man DJ Cassie's a friend of the show he's been to the show came up here when he was a little under the weather spit all over ish put man flim germs and ish took it for the team too like a soldier he sat there just got spit on by some niggas talking about some ice right there spit that way no hey a three hour episode and DJ Cassidy spit all over his shit.
Starting point is 01:01:46 But took it for the team. I don't know why these companies, I'm saying this respectfully, I don't know why these companies and corporations feel like the best way to present our black legends is with DJ Cassidy. I'm cool just seeing too short. Yo, too short gonna come out and give me blow the whistle.
Starting point is 01:02:06 I don't need DJ Cassidy funny hat wearing ass in the back doing some 357 get loose, that's a sonic fucking choreographed day. I don't need to see it. I don't need to see it. Just give me E40 yo. I feel that. Just give me tell me when to go. I don't care y'all quiet.
Starting point is 01:02:25 That's how I feel. I wasn't mad at it because he also bought sweetie out. So I'm cool. Oh shit. That's the other thing. He found sweetie. So I was cool at that point. How'd she look? Beautiful.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Oh, here come parks again. I was cool at that point. Y'all love that sweetie. Yes. And everywhere she show up, she do look good. So let me not try to sound like she don't look good. I forgot she rapped. Me too.
Starting point is 01:02:53 I didn't know she ever did. I'm one of them. I thought, oh, shit, she did do the little blow to whistle, but all right, tap in. Hey. Guess who I don't want to see an all-star Sunday We brought out after that wait who was Involved in vogue now. I wasn't mad at in both. I love I was not mad at in both Well, you know what the Bay Area got a lot more legends than then than the world gives them credit for that's true
Starting point is 01:03:22 They've contributed way more to music than the rest of the world would like to recognize. That's a fact. Now, when Envo came out, I absolutely loved that. I couldn't figure out if Dawn was there. Why? Cause I don't know if Dawn was there. I don't know if the taller, attractive woman that was all the way to the right was Dawn
Starting point is 01:03:43 now that she's aged a little bit, or did they Dawn I know there was the Dawn in Vogue I'm old enough to know there was a little beef for a little minute so I don't know if Dawn was there she was she made it happen was that Dawn yeah oh then awesome awesome back in the same room I was happy about in Vogue I was happy about in Vogue nice nice nigga if you could be happy about Saweetie I could be happy about Invoke. Nice, nice. Nigga, if you could be happy about Saweetie, I could be happy about Invoke. Oh no, for sure, for sure. They had a dress of them. I like Invoke's music. I know, me too.
Starting point is 01:04:10 Ooh. What the fuck was that? What the hell was that? Remember she held a long note at the beginning of the first joint, hold on. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was my imitation of that. They had a dress of them.
Starting point is 01:04:22 I'll be back to you. I can't do it now. I can't do it now. I can't do it. Yeah, they looked great. They looked great. Chateau Vogue. Who, it was a lot of bullshit. It was a lot going on, though.
Starting point is 01:04:32 On that Sunday All-Star Week. Then the first time out of the game, I do like the Inside the NBA tribute that they did. That was fire. But. That was fire. That was the best part of everything I saw. I didn't want to see them niggas no more neither.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Nah, nah, you gotta do it right. And that, I just, it was the first time out of the game and that shit took like 15 minutes. Bro, it was long, but Paul's, I think that was the best part of everything that I saw from the whole weekend. They went through Craig, they went through Charles, they went through all these niggas when they was young.
Starting point is 01:05:04 Like that shit was fire, all the people that we lost. You know what I'm saying? So I think that was dope. I think they went out, because that's their last All-Star game. It's their last All-Star game. So I think that was fly. I just hate that the best, like you just said, the best part of the All-Star weekend wasn't the All-Star.
Starting point is 01:05:17 Yeah, you're right. That was the best thing I saw. And it's like, it used to be a thing. Like it used to be an actual good game. I used to be excited to actually watch the players play. And instead of like making the players just play, you know what I mean? They do all these other tricks.
Starting point is 01:05:30 Drafting players and doing all these other things. What happened? No, no, no, I wasn't even that. Timmy, raise the amount, go ahead. What happened, it was so lopsided after a while where the West was just so stacked, they had to, it took the excitement out the game You knew the West was gonna win so they tried to change it up with the draft
Starting point is 01:05:48 So now you mix in a player pool up where you're not getting everybody on the same squad And it's like that's stupid like to me what you do is to me you you make a big enough cash reward Because players make too much money to care about the all-star game. They got too much at stake You try to win a championship. You're not worried about it. But you put real money on it. If every player won even a million dollars, right? If every single player won a million dollars, I think players would play a lot harder. To win, I'm talking about to win.
Starting point is 01:06:14 I agree with that. But then what happens is you're risking getting injured for an exhibition game. Now we can't, you know what I'm saying? So they kind of don't want to play hard. They just make too much money that they really don't even give a fuck. I'm gonna keep it a buck, or so it seems.
Starting point is 01:06:29 I just remember the day. I said they need to do, I said many years ago that they need to do what baseball did and the winner of the All-Star game gets home court advantage during the finals. That would also make people play hard. Really? Yeah. Unless you one of the 10 bum teams
Starting point is 01:06:43 ain't got no shot at the finals anyway. But like, if there's enough players, like for the Knicks, for example, that's a good example. Y'all got two guys on there. Y'all have a legitimate shot at the, going to the finals. So, so Kat and Jalen gonna play hard. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:06:56 LeBron is gonna play hard. That would be fine. If he had played. Like, I think, I think it's a great idea. Yeah, that ain't a bad idea. You gotta incentivize it in some way, shape or form for them to even want to play. There was barely any basketball played.
Starting point is 01:07:07 They showed us players aggravated, frustrated from all the TV production shit. You gotta take them 20 and 30 minute breaks and then you want us to go out here and we can't. We know, we can't do it. We've cooled off and then you risk an injury. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:07:24 What I did see that I think will help to change things is Victor Wimbenyana. He wanted to play. Who not only wanted to play, was visibly upset at other people not playing. Yup. Yes. He's great enough and young enough to make a difference in this. What'd you think about him and Chris Paul doing that shit? Trying to cheat the system?
Starting point is 01:07:43 Skills challenge. That shit was sick. I liked it system? Skills challenge. I liked it. I did too. I liked it. I hated that shit. That's some Chris Paul fucking bullshit too. You know that Chris Paul came. Chris Paul said it was a victory idea.
Starting point is 01:07:52 I would say that too if I was Chris Paul. It did smell like Chris Paul. It did smell like Chris Paul, man. Come on, man. Like just do the skills challenge. The fans came to see a skills challenge, not to watch you try to win by pretending to throw shots against the wall. Throw the skills challenge in the garbage agree
Starting point is 01:08:07 that shows over that fly and give us a one-on-one matchup with that's all I care about some of our best one-on-one players in the NBA we never happening I would look because players don't get cooked I want to get exactly you know that's it I'm never doing that but that's the answer one-on-one is the one I say get rid of slam dunk Dunk Contest at this point. The shit is uninteresting. Nah, I think- We've seen all the dunks we can see.
Starting point is 01:08:29 I think next year it'll be better. I don't. Why? Why? Because people like Zach Levine and them are talking about potentially coming back. Zach Levine is 78 years old, man. Oh, and I saw what Ja Morant said.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Cha. He said that a couple years ago. Yo, Mac McClung, you inspiring me. Yeah, I know. I know. That's inspiring. Not the NBA dropping you as the face of the league for the next 10 years.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Right. Mackleung is getting you inspired. That's how I potentially get some of that back. The dunk contest is done because dunks are done. The excitement is not on the focus of the dunk no more. The league don't care about dunks. They don't care about dunks no more. Right.
Starting point is 01:09:01 It's not a highlight anymore. They don't give a fuck. No, I think the dunk contest lost its luster when these niggas started doing corny shit. There's nothing left to do. Nah, some of these. Shit. Bro, that's not true.
Starting point is 01:09:13 That was still doing some creative shit. Yo, if you watch some of these street- It's like it's all props now. These street dunking niggas, They kill it. They be doing crazy shit. Yo, check this out. That's true.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Don't do that shit. So it's some shit that you can find to do. Drop the hoop two feet. They're not gonna do that. I'm just saying like you- Put it up two feet, fuck that. Nah, that's a more- That's 11 feet maybe.
Starting point is 01:09:34 That might get some interest but yeah. And I heard them float an idea of the NBA versus the foreign players in the NBA. That they don't want that either. I don't lead them internationally. The international baseball. That would be women, Yana, Joker, Yana, freak, freak, Luca, Luca, Shy.
Starting point is 01:09:55 And then beat. Embiid, well, he'll be injured. He'll be injured. That's the only game he does play. Carl Anthony Towns would be on that team. That's a lot of jokes, bro. Leave that alone. Yeah, I don't want that. Don't bark up that tree.
Starting point is 01:10:06 That's gonna be a real awakening for the NBA. It's a test. And listen, you don't even have to do that every year. Do it every other year. That would fix things. We would wanna see that. Cause Shy was another one that took the game really seriously.
Starting point is 01:10:21 He took it seriously? Yeah. He took the game seriously. He wanted the MVP. That nigga wanted the MVP? Yeah. That nigga put the ball in the bucket, bro. I took it seriously? Yeah. He took the game serious? He wanted the MVP. That nigga want the MVP? Yeah. He want, that nigga put the ball in the bucket bro I don't give a fuck. He got moves in the elevator that nigga get to. Oh he a problem he probably gonna win MVP of the league this year. I don't think he deserve it but he probably get it. I think I still want Jokic to get it but. The NBA just ain't black enough no
Starting point is 01:10:40 more. Nah. That's the other elephant in the room. Right. It's not black enough. You think? It's definitely not black American enough. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Victor and Minyama don't count. I want a nigga without parents. I want somebody who... I'm serious.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Single mom struggle. Single mom struggle. Yes. From the trenches. But you can't do... Whoever there Jesse Collins is that's in charge of producing this, you could tell, it's not like us. You could tell that, you know what, let me not say that.
Starting point is 01:11:10 Cause let me not just rush to raise some background. The NBA is an analytics driven league now. So you could see that they're applying that also to content creation and they're leaning to that more so than curation. I agree. And the other thing is... It's not curated properly. They're so international now, bro. Like China, all this other... like the NBA don't... America might not be the big market it was. They're not necessarily got to
Starting point is 01:11:39 cater to what we want to see. I think it's a three-day weekend, right? Whereas most events is just one day. So now you got to entertain the fans that are coming from across the country and all around the world for three or four consecutive days. So you got to come up with all these little goals. But the other leagues do that shit too. Who? Baseball has the home run derby on the night before.
Starting point is 01:11:57 Yeah, they do. They do. You know what I mean? Pro Bowl is not, they do their little quarterback challenge and all that shit. Pro Bowl is down in the drains too. It is. All that shit is trash. So you got a quarterback challenge. Pro Bowl is down in the drains too. All that shit is trash. So you got a whole weekend that you gotta entertain these people.
Starting point is 01:12:09 Thank God the fucking Canada and USA hockey teams got shit lit for me. They got shit shaking quick too. Thank God the day went out there, them brothers, whoever those brothers were, where the one brother scrapped, Timmy Slater, other brother, oh yeah I'm watching this. I'm watching this now. And that game that they played in the next game, won't be a ratings problem at all. Won't be a ratings problem at all. That's what you need, bring Chris Childs back.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Bring somebody back that's just gonna knock one of these niggas out real quick. Rest in peace, Kobe. I don't wanna be- I was like, you ain't have to get in the air. Rest in peace, Kobe. You stay with Chris Childs, go test that chin. I was like, you ain't. Rest in peace, Colby. You stay with Chris, you have to go test that chin. Bow.
Starting point is 01:12:45 We'll watch that one. Hey, put your Vontae Tank Davis in the skills contest. Call me. I'll Jesse Collins this shit right back to where it need to be. But yeah, as you now know, it's bad. I ain't been in a while. I don't even hear the baddies talking about going out to the city for the win.
Starting point is 01:13:06 It was out there. You got the call? Now it's time out. I did. Baddies are in San Francisco, period. The New Yorkers from the city. They went out there. The Starlings was out there.
Starting point is 01:13:19 I'm one of the badder than that now. But OK, I'm taking your word for it. Yeah, I'm not your word for it. Yeah, I'm not looking for it. I just want to hear the chatter. I just want to go to the airport on a Friday headed somewhere else and see the San Francisco gate lined up with them. Oh my God. Oh my God. Those are the good old days. It was. Back in the day. You old nigga.
Starting point is 01:13:41 You could put a shot up or two. What three? What, three? All right, I'll take your word for it. Nah, they was out there. The baddies are there, cool. My young boy called me and told me they was out there. Shit, nigga. They did.
Starting point is 01:13:54 Adam Silver, I think you got a shit show on your hands. I think that there's some credence to the inside, the NBA team only shittin' on the product. There was a lot of that too during the All-Star game. A lot of commentators just totally shitting on the product. Yeah, yeah. There's something to that. He was letting them out.
Starting point is 01:14:11 I mean, I like that he told the truth. He did. He did. That's why niggas that tell the truth don't be on TV. You gotta hype shit up. Your job as the commentator at those things is to make this interesting. I agree.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Not make you want to turn it off. I agree. Sorry. I think that's a bad job. I think you could have whatever Personal feeling you have but you're supposed to be selling the product you working for the NBA at that level I think you're supposed to try and jazz it up as much as possible I absolutely loved the Rafael Sadiq performance. I love the job that the band did I loved all of those Bay Area classics and hits that they were playing. I saw them play You Can't Touch This for about eight bars. I saw Gavin make a post about this as well.
Starting point is 01:14:51 But where was MC Hammer? And that's what I mean about Curation. That wasn't my question. That's what I mean about Curation. I thought he was coming out during the Cassidy set. How could you not bring MC Hammer out? He's the go-to dude. In San Francisco, the All-Star game.
Starting point is 01:15:03 They might have pitched it. I'm sure they probably did sure they might have pitched it Yo, I ain't sure about shit MC Hammer would have showed up Hammer would have been maybe maybe not and would have been there And maybe not him would have been there That alive in it up put the fucking baggy sequins pants on nigga And definitely and think about this the average goer wouldn't even have known who the fuck he was, bro. I don't care. I don't care. Really?
Starting point is 01:15:27 They would have known when the song came out. Twenty years old. Twenty-five? They would have known when the song came out. The kids don't know. My daughter met MC Hammer and was like, who the fuck is that? You think the average goer knew Invoke? But that's what I'm saying is like Gen Z, there's like a resurgence with Gen Z really
Starting point is 01:15:42 like kind of trying to figure out what was going on in the 90s and early 2000s. That's why they're all watching Sex and the City now. So I figured they would know the retro shit. They would know the song too. They would know Can't Touch This. They might know Can't Touch This. They might know Can't Touch This. Even if you just let them do a verse, right?
Starting point is 01:15:55 Too short, didn't do the whole blow the whistle. You just giving them a verse real quick. Blow the whistle has never died. Wait, you can't touch this. Can't Touch This is using commercials now. They still have Can't Touch This on TV. You know Can't Touch This. And it you can't touch this. Can't touch this is using commercials now. They still have Can't Touch This on TV. You know Can't Touch This. And it's the Rick James type,
Starting point is 01:16:08 I mean like they'll know the music, the music will resonate with them. Yeah. Okay. All right. Shit, fuck you Can't Touch This. Let them do pumps in the bump and put the bikini on again and go out there.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Like you did in the video. You gotta bring Shorty for the video number one. Yo. First of all that we want. Hey. Freak ass boy. What? Listen, Adam Silver, you got a hell of a problem video number one. First one that we won. Hey! Freak ass boy. Listen, Adam Silver, you got a hell of a problem on your hands but I'm not paying you to fix it.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Keep it simple. Good luck. Good luck to you and the players. I feel your frustration. I feel for them. Simplify that shit, yo. Do it too much. How can I be alive long enough to wear the All-Star Weekend? Just don't. Do it. I never would have thought they would have Money, bro NBA all-star with money, bro
Starting point is 01:16:52 Like the players used to look forward to it. I don't think the players look forward to I said it before I say it again They don't they don't put magic Johnson in the game again The best all-star game in the history of all-star games, watching them niggas get away from him. Right, you think they don't play defense now? Hey, my guy Magic was posting up that nigga Barkley saying, you got it. No, no, that was Carvalho. Carvalho said, nah, just score.
Starting point is 01:17:19 He ran a 0-5 zone. Bring Magic back. Bring magic back. Yo, I come from the all star of Mike versus Kobe still. No, the Kobe AI one was the best one. That was a great all star. That was there in D.C. That shit was amazing. That was the best one I've been to.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Like as far as the game. But again, you talking about Kobe. You had money for a while, you went. Yeah, he was there. You talking about Kobe, you talking about Steph, you talking about AI, them niggas was going, they wanted to win. They jumped the shit out of Kobe.
Starting point is 01:17:55 AI and Steph was all, jumped the dog shit up. But yeah, bro, people wanted to win. Now they don't give a fuck. It's just a different mentality in the league today. Too much money. Ain't no dogs. Too much money. It is no dogs. Too much money. It is, bro.
Starting point is 01:18:08 I don't think that's it. I think these guys are passionate, but whatever. That shit was a mess. The young niggas is passionate. Oh shit, do you know Mark Lamont Hill that we have our date reserved at the gym for basketball? What's the date? Keep.
Starting point is 01:18:26 It's March 1st, I wanna say. March 1st, okay, say less. Let me check and see what that's. I'm gonna have to get in shape. It's Saturday. It is March 1st. March 1st. I'm going to get. A Saturday, the gym is booked.
Starting point is 01:18:38 I think we all should go like a team. But when I say that to y'all, that doesn't happen. So I don't want anyone to go See if the opposite effect will Psychology show up today March 1st We all go to the gym. What's on play some taps? Play some 21 But hey we'll film it's at yeah, but hey, I want to work Me too, but hey, we'll film it. We are at a shape. We gonna be all right
Starting point is 01:19:16 And flip a referee all right, what's what time are we doing this keep what time do we have the gym till Come on. Come on out and say I can't hear through the door 5 p.m. To 10 p.m. 5 p.m. To 10 p.m. 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. We there having fucking kids. Let's go kids. I'm going to hit the treadmill now. Are you going to play? I'm not playing.
Starting point is 01:19:31 I'm going to do something for some cardio. Horse. Around the world. Old ass niggas. We can do all of that. We can do all of that. We can do all of that. We can even play.
Starting point is 01:19:41 I'm just laying on horse. Let's do Rise and Shine. That's the easiest thing. A game go to one, you know what I mean? Whoever get the 20 first win. That way it's a series of one on one. This nigga said 20. He said 20.
Starting point is 01:19:51 No, but you're not always gonna court. He's like a nigga. We do 11 in Jersey. Yo, what the fuck you talking about? For Rise and Shine? Okay, King of the Hill, whatever. And we call that Knockout in Jersey. Okay.
Starting point is 01:20:00 Nigga, 20? Y'all would. This nigga said 20. Damn. We're not doing, we're not. 11, 10. Yeah, 11. Tell the niggas I said 20, damn. We're not doing, we're not. 11, 10. 11 niggas, I said shit, give me a little 30 size, 32 ass.
Starting point is 01:20:08 Maybe you talk like two pointers. Yo. What happened? No, that was the head all star weekend, right? What? I saw a space tournament out there. They had one up here when it was in New York. Saw D Wade Space.
Starting point is 01:20:19 Who did it? D Wade again, right? Yeah, yeah. D Wade already. I'm just telling you what I saw. D Wade know about it. I made the championship, man. My sources said that you what I saw. D-Wade know about me. I made the championship. My sources said that you were in the spades tournament and cheated. Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Mark, get new sources. I'm not even joking. If your sources told you that, then get new sources. What spades tournament? Let me see. There's no spades tournament in the world where Joe Budden cheated. How do you cheat anyway? I'm just really like that.
Starting point is 01:20:43 I'm really, really like that. I'm telling you what a nigga told me. It's okay, my brother. It's okay, go ahead and look at your little phone. Go ahead and look at your little phone for some information. While you do that, it's time for my favorite part of the show, price picks.
Starting point is 01:20:59 Yo, what kind of jeansuit is that? That shit is kinda... First, don't look so surprised. No, I'm saying I've been hunting for a jeansuit. I can't find one. Oh, this is a theory. Not a blazer. That's what it is.
Starting point is 01:21:11 That's why. You've been hunting for a jeansuit. Yeah. Not a blazer. What kind of jeansuit is that? A theory. Theory. On the low, theory be having some shit on the low.
Starting point is 01:21:20 This is not an ad. I don't know if they pay black people. That ain't the low. Theory ain't bad. Theory ain't fire. Nigga, theory invents be having some shit on the low. This is not an ad. I don't know if they pay black people. That ain't the low. No, nigga theory. Invent some fire cheap shit. I get most of my sweaters from theory. Invent. There is not cheap. Don't stop it. Why are you always doing that? Word is relative. There is not express. It ain't cheap nigga.
Starting point is 01:21:40 It's not nice. I like, I enjoy theory and Vince and Vince Staples balls. I can't Yo, I'm you was looking for a jean suit since the Super Bowl Right, I'm lying Kendrick got him want to change his drip up. Kendrick got him one to... Theory, my nigga. Kendrick got a jean, all jean after all. At the Grammys. But no, asshole. No, the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:22:13 It was the Grammys. Both. Oh. He had a Jeff Hamilton on at the Super Bowl. Oh, well he did have those fabulous boot cut jeans on though from Celine. And I think if you found a jean too, I think it would look like that. You should absolutely get some boot cut jeans on. I tried to freak shit up the other day and throw on a little jean shirt. I put it back and it was one of them, one of them what the fuck brand was it? Givenchy is something that don't make it big. Nope.
Starting point is 01:22:31 I tried on a little satin varsity jacket in theory. She be tight on me. Like I be uncomfortable with some of that shit off. Yeah. Well that's just because you just buy a suit and you're like, I'm not gonna wear that. I'm just gonna wear a suit and I'm gonna wear a suit and I'm gonna wear a suit and I'm gonna wear a suit and I'm gonna wear a suit and I'm gonna wear a suit and I'm gonna wear I tried on a satin varsity jacket in theory. She be tight on me, like I be uncomfortable with some of that shit on her. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:48 Well that's just because you just buy a size too small. No, you in good shape. They don't make this shit. You're in good shape. Like to wear shit, you just weird. You just, you're sizing. I like tight. Okay.
Starting point is 01:23:01 Hey. Hey, pause, pause. How is that a pause? When you hear tight, you think of, you don't think of vagina? When you hear tight, you. There's a pause there. How is that a pause? When you hear tight, you think of, you don't think of vagina? When you hear tight, you think of like a man's anus or something? What would make you, what would make, what would make tight a pause? All right.
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Starting point is 01:23:51 this week, I'm tossing to Freeze for the pick. Let's go, Freeze. Tossing into Freeze. All right, I'm going to take LeBron for more than seven rebounds. I'm going to take Mellow Ball for more than six assists. Guaranteed. Solid.
Starting point is 01:24:08 And give me Luca for less than 24 and a half points. I'm not mad. That's a good, that's solid work. I'm not mad at that. I think LeBron ain't played for the All-Star game because he went to Adam Silver and asked for equity. I need the oldest All-Star game. Yeah, yo, if this could be mine, I'll play. I think
Starting point is 01:24:26 that's what LeBron did. Rob Norman, power of his first all-star appearance. Lamello Ball was out there just celebrating. He could have threw on a jersey. That nigga LeBron is foul. LeBron is foul. At the last minute too. Yeah, took somebody's spot. The last minute. Because Adam Silver told me he might could give him some equity. I promised him. When he came back, was like, man, nah. He was like, I ain't going to be able to do it. I ain't going to lay some up.
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Starting point is 01:25:18 and run your game. All right, with that being said, what else we got? What's happening? What's happening out there? What else needs our attention What else needs our focus right now does Kendrick need our focus may just put up some big Spotify numbers, man I think he's the first rapper to put up over. Was it a hundred million listeners in a month? He did a whole bunch of he broke a lot of shit that record
Starting point is 01:25:38 He also you know you talked about first living male recording artists to have three albums in the top Billboard 10 top 20 Top 10 number one number nine and number 10. Mmm G next went back up to number one Damn made it to number nine and good kid. Max City is number 10 Goddamn, that's clearly he was right about his setlist for the fans out there that would like to hear me say it again, I was wrong about the setlist. Oh yeah, it worked. It worked. He had his own plan and as you can see it's working.
Starting point is 01:26:16 Yo, and for y'all fans that needed to hear that, I'm wrong every day about something. It's not a day that passes where I don't get something wrong? I wish you guys could see all of them, all of them. Y'all seem to get a real thrill out of that one. Tight, go in there and go in about. Y'all didn't go in there and kill Joe that he was wrong about the setlist.
Starting point is 01:26:38 What did he say? Nigga was wrong. I was wrong. That's it. Oops. Got one bad Fuck darn it Congratulations to Kendrick. Yeah, the entire TDE
Starting point is 01:26:51 Our PG lane the entire yeah the entire PG lane. Oh, yeah, whole West Coast Yeah, whole West Coast. I do feel the rest of the country's West Coast resentment kicking in I know the West has been saying that for a while. I'm starting to feel it. Yeah. I'm starting to feel it. I see it. But I mean, the West was ready for it.
Starting point is 01:27:13 I don't know if Memphis is feeling like that. I'm just talking about New York and Atlanta. No, no, no, I don't think so. Memphis artists still cooking and- That's what I said. I don't think Memphis. Memphis artists still cooking. And as I said, I don't think Memphis. But I do. I do see everybody else just getting tired of it. It's like, all right, I got a moment. Act like you've been here before type of shit.
Starting point is 01:27:32 And the West Coast not doing it. What do you think about act like you've been here before? It's their moment. Yeah, we learned in the middle of a moment like this. Yeah, it's their moment. Shit is not dying down. Yeah, I get that. when they're in the middle of a moment like this. Yeah, it's their moment, man. Shit is not dying down yet.
Starting point is 01:27:48 Yeah, I get that, but the sentiment is, dog, y'all acting like y'all have never been here before. No, people like to be extroverted. I don't have to keep reminding everybody, yo, we up right now. But I don't know if they've ever been here before. 92? Yes, they were.
Starting point is 01:28:04 Yeah, they were. Yeah they were. They were. That chronic, doggy style run. That early 90s. That early 90s. It was massive, but this is, I mean, it's just a different era, I guess. It's like comparing the fucking basketball players
Starting point is 01:28:14 from a different point. This has been so long. Like a lot of the... Hip hop didn't have the platforms that it has now. There was no hip hop at the Super Bowl. It's a different shit. It's a different level. It's the same, yeah, it's big in terms of hip hop, but it's bigger, like being that hip hop is bigger, it's different shit. It's a different level. It's the same, yeah, it's big in terms of hip hop,
Starting point is 01:28:25 but it's bigger, like being that hip hop is bigger, it's bigger worldwide. Even though when they say act like you've been here before, I don't think that necessarily means that you had to have been there before. Right. No, you don't. That's not what the, I don't think that's what the phrase is about.
Starting point is 01:28:40 Right. It's like have some class, have some. Yeah. It just means you ain't gotta be on a- Act like shit ain't, shit is not new to you and that you just fuckin', yeah. But how they supposed to act? I mean, what would that look like if you the West Coast right now?
Starting point is 01:28:51 Like how do you celebrate in a classy manner? Like I don't see what they've done that has been unclassy. And I'm like, talk this shit. I don't get it. That's what I'm saying, run the score up, fuck it, cause your moment gonna leave. The record is still hot.
Starting point is 01:29:02 And the shit that's going on is still going on. It's being promoted on big platforms and bigger platforms. So it's not going anywhere. And they have a right to celebrate that. For a long time it's like the East Coast, we are hip hop and all that shit. And we lend you guys the, or pass you guys the torch. So let them celebrate and have fun.
Starting point is 01:29:23 They did not let us at the SNL shoot. Exactly. With the old skit with Will Ferrell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They did not stop it. That's really what the problem is though. It's just New York.
Starting point is 01:29:31 I don't even think it's Atlanta that much. It's just New York. I didn't want to see Will Ferrell do that. That shit was funny. I mean, I got it. I had a chuckle. I had a chuckle. I just didn't want to see him do that.
Starting point is 01:29:40 It's at that level now. Are we gatekeepers, Ice? Yes. We are gatekeepers. Yes. New York feels like because we started here though. It's the, we now. Where we're from all over the world. Are we gatekeepers, Ice? Yes. We are gatekeepers. Yes, New York feels like because we started here. Started here though. It's the we the end all be all. I've said this a million times.
Starting point is 01:29:50 New York thinks that New York is the end all be all when it comes to hip hop and that it hasn't grown past New York. I mean, at one point all the labels and stuff. That's dated thinking. I think so. They're still here, right? I mean, you had to- The labels are not all still here. The labels are not still here.
Starting point is 01:30:03 At one point they were here. They were. Right. You had to come to New York to- Yeah. How to get signed. There's a lot of things that were happening. Even for your records to get that national point.
Starting point is 01:30:13 Yes. Now you would be regional, but if you didn't make it in New York, it was almost like you didn't really count. Exactly. Yeah. Didn't that all change? That happened.
Starting point is 01:30:21 So we had all that cash. We have that cash, eh? But it's not that anymore. And a lot of New Yorkers still hang they hat on that Hmm and a lot of people like a dog. We don't care about that old shit That ain't this ain't 10 15 20 years ago now. We don't have to make it in New York. We don't need New York We don't give a fuck about New York. It's only New York that keep yelling New York. That's young money's doing Young money did that y'all have any thoughts on the Wayne performance from the SNL
Starting point is 01:30:45 shit? Anybody see it? I saw it. It was it was the stream that I watched his mic was like not on but they fixed it and the shit that's going around the internet. People said it was amazing. You sounded good. I want to watch the whole thing. I didn't see it. I like any time a live band is behind a rapper with hits. Yeah. Because a live band they made it sound like Blue Note. They killed it. They made it sound just like a contemporary version. Like that unplugged. But was he on point? Because I heard he was fire. He was good. He was the sharpest I ever heard. He was good. It's going to make some people who had him Super Bowl. They're wrong but I get why people would feel like that. I did have a chance to listen to the party album over the weekend. Me too.
Starting point is 01:31:32 I did, because Friday it didn't really, you know, it hadn't really sat with me. But I heard the album again. I found some cuts on there. I found some cuts on there that didn't hit me the first time. Uh... I found some cuts on the head that didn't hit me the first time. Uh, girl just lied. She makes me cry. I can't be blamed for anything. I'm fine. I guess it's the first time to ruin my life, but you can't though.
Starting point is 01:31:59 By the way, the beef ain't done. Fuck a Grammy. Don't even call that bowl super while you round me. I thought it was good. Core document, but I'm a la'm relaxing and I know I told party i'ma give him a verse but then I heard what he sent and said fuck features Hey switch the beat on them Don't you think that's a bit weird considering the album name man fuck that imma rap out how my exes still hate on me no way that's an eternal issue it's something imma keep blaming on fate i had about 20 teams in the club and by the way they appropriate it that's a weird thing to have to clarify well the peeps ain't going my way so i'm breaking those opinions up and give you something that you can sing
Starting point is 01:32:39 you can sing with me now we sing together i do like singing everybody like singing that's mad funny, though. You don't gotta do that. Why? Well, none of that was necessary. Yo, what in the fuck?
Starting point is 01:33:04 That was not my version, man. I need that version. I hate on a girl. Well, none of that was necessary. What in the fuck? That was not my version, man. I need that version. You need a deluxe. What the fuck, man? Yo, that is hilarious. That shit is hilarious. Hey, y'all didn't need the internet, yo.
Starting point is 01:33:17 You internet people did not need the internet. The world was fine when I didn't know how creative some of y'all were out there. Holy shit. Mark, you weren't here when we did the review. What did you think? It was just what I didn't know how creative some of y'all were out there. Yeah. Holy shit. Mark, you weren't here when we did the review. What did you think? It was just what I thought it would be.
Starting point is 01:33:29 Couple songs that I liked. A lot of stuff didn't feel like well-developed concepts. Musically, I got bored early. I like when he raps. So, you know, give me a hug. I thought it was, you know, it had some classic bars in it. Interesting. The rest of it.
Starting point is 01:33:43 Classic bars, huh? Legendary bars. Look. The rest of it. Classic bars huh? Legendary bars. Look, I just say it. No, but in general, if I were giving them mics, I'd give it three. I'd give it three. T-Pain said it sounded like just old records that they had. That's exactly what it sounds like. That's exactly what it sounds like.
Starting point is 01:33:58 Pro ways and demo. Half done shit. Yeah. Finished. Yeah. And it's like that's sad. I'm also tired of Drake sounding like that. I'm tired of that sound from him. And I don't love Drake as a singer anyway.
Starting point is 01:34:08 I like him when he raps. I love him when he raps. I don't like when he sings. But that sound of his, I don't like it. We were actually listening to it driving to Edgewater. So it was a 45 minute drive. We heard a lot of the album for the first time. And my wife was like, yo, I can't take any more of this.
Starting point is 01:34:22 It sounds like one long ass, like painful emo song. And that's what it felt like to me. And I'm not going to hold you. I'm glad you said that. Like I saw a party made a post about, Hey, this album wasn't for the deep dives. It's for niggas to fuck to. I want to let him know. I don't want to fuck that.
Starting point is 01:34:38 It ain't much on there that I'm fucking to. Yeah. It ain't a whole lot on there that that's the bag. Yeah. For me. I think you got senteled there that that's the bag. Yeah for me Think you got sent held with that too that post. Yeah, okay, maybe it was a centel maybe but but the principal She had to send tell to That's my man. I'm cool. We're getting sent. I like them. I like it when it's funny. Yeah, but but yeah
Starting point is 01:34:58 I'm just sentiment is still the same though. A lot of people were saying that yeah, and it's not Who are y'all fucking with? That's, yeah, forget it. Forget it. What is all the hoopla with the fucking, what is it, bots and suppressing and, oh, he lowered the price of the album. That's what did it. Really?
Starting point is 01:35:21 Yeah. Well, streams are dropping every day. The streams are dropping, and they drop some hard day? The streams are dropping and they dress a hardcover the streams are dropping and they lowered the price of the album They're like 499 shit. I'm not putting that on Drake even though it does look away for Drake to be attached to something where you lower the price on the album It is a technically a party out. Yeah, it's 799 on iTunes right now. Yeah, but the numbers dropped every day. I heard y'all talking about how many numbers he was gonna sell.
Starting point is 01:35:48 Some people were saying $150, $250, $350, $450. It's looking like if he hits $150, he'll be very lucky. I was predicting like $110, and I'm not even sure he hits that now. My number was $120, and now I'm just looking. We get $100, maybe. Damn. But my number's 120.
Starting point is 01:36:06 I don't see it going nowhere near, nowhere higher than that. If you're just, I'm doubling down with that one. If you're Drake and you sell a hundred thousand records of this, how do you explain that? Do you just say this is a party album? You see my album? Yeah, 1000% you say this is a party album. You don't explain shit, it's a party album.
Starting point is 01:36:21 There's nothing to explain. It has nothing to do with me. Wow. Right. On purpose. It's a party out. It's a party out. There's nothing to explain. It has nothing to do with me. Wow. Right. One purpose, so much of a butt. I wanna play this clip of LA Reid talking about the mythical button that you hear talked about
Starting point is 01:36:34 so much in the music industry. The red button? Yeah. Well that's some Drake shit. And I'm playing, I'm playing. But long before that, I know. There is the belief amongst industry people
Starting point is 01:36:45 that there is a button that you press to get an artist popping, like to get an artist lit. So LA Reid was on, shout out to LA Reid legend. He was on Tank's podcast, shout out to Tank as well, was on Tank's podcast and Jay Valentine. And this is what he had to say about that mythical button. Oh, got it. Singles, we put out a single.
Starting point is 01:37:06 Arista, our joint venture partners, put out a single. It was doing okay. So I went to Clive Davis and I said, Clive, like I need you to push the button on this thing, man, you know? He said, what's the button? I said, you know, like you did for Whitney Houston, like I need you to push the button.
Starting point is 01:37:24 And we were at a conference when I said this to him. He said, the button, huh? He said, sit right here. I sat down beside him, right? We had a conference. And I forgot where we were. I thought we were in Florida. I can't remember.
Starting point is 01:37:39 Maybe Miami or something. Anyway, Whitney Houston comes on stage. And Whitney Houston sings. stage and Whitney Houston sings and he looks at me he said, that's the button. He said, do they sound like that? I was like, oh so what you telling me? My shit is not hot, oh! I really did think, like, you know, record labels, they take talent, good, bad, or indifferent, and they push the button, and shit goes, right? That's what I thought, so, Clyde, push the button.
Starting point is 01:38:16 This button that we've all heard about. This button. It's a button, right? Sit down right here, young man, let me teach you something. And then I saw it, I was like, oh. I completely disagree with that. How about I say, I don't know if I, it's a great story, but there's a button.
Starting point is 01:38:32 It's LA Reid's line. It's too much. Well, I'm glad that y'all all picked up on the fact that LA Reid is lying, but on the playback, I heard it differently. I heard him say, we think there's a button that can be pressed good, bad, or indifferent. Yeah, that's the key part of that. And that was the important part there.
Starting point is 01:38:52 So when he sits him down and says, hey, look at Whitney Houston sing this song. It's like, yeah, anybody with ears can say, you would press a button for that level of talent. Yes. Everybody thinks they're at that level, talent-wise. And we all go up there saying, hey, press the button, press the button, press the button for this shit
Starting point is 01:39:11 I just made in the basement last night. It doesn't work like that. I just thought this was a really nice way of getting out of that button conversation. But there is a button, though. Yeah, because there's a lot of bullshit that get a button pushed. A prime example of the button is Milly Vanilli
Starting point is 01:39:27 before all that. How is- You know what, people say that Milly Vanilli sold records before that button was pressed. And they made good music. And it was a great ass album. It just wasn't them singing. That was a-
Starting point is 01:39:36 No, but that's what I'm talking about. The button is putting two people who were frauds to create a whole- That's a different button we're talking about. No, that's not the button. Okay, all right, okay. That's not the button we're talking about. That's not the button. Okay, alright, okay. That's because the music still was good. The button is putting the power behind it.
Starting point is 01:39:49 Yes. Yes. Tommy Richmond. Marketing dollars behind it. Marketing dollars behind it. That's the button. And after watching the Milli Vanilli Doc, I don't think it's fair to call them frauds. Yeah, nothing.
Starting point is 01:39:57 Because they were talented. It just wasn't the talent that they were showing us in America. It wasn't them singing. But that's what I mean. They were dancers, they were choreographers. No, they were. They were duped like everybody else. Yeah, that they were showing us in America. But that's what I mean. They were dancers, they were choreographers, they were duped like everybody else. And they sung on their first album where they sold records over there somewhere.
Starting point is 01:40:11 And they had a look. They had all of those things that went into the little Terrence Trent Darby was popping back then. They had a look. But the singing that was. We always have. We always have.
Starting point is 01:40:21 You know about all that shit. It's just. Ba Some Terrence Trent? You guys know Terrence Trent Darby doesn't go by that name anymore. He's... Well, he's Terrence Trent Darby. He's Terrence Trent Darby to us. My name on clay. I'm going to call it.
Starting point is 01:40:36 His name might be Joseph Swazay now. What's his new name? What's his new name? Sonanda... All right, we're done. You're done. Okay. You're done.
Starting point is 01:40:44 Shout out Sonanda. Shout out Sonanda Matria. That's exactly why I didn't watch your we're done. You're done. You're done. Now you're done. New name. Sinanda Matria. That's exactly why I didn't watch your movie this week. It goes back. That's right. That's why I didn't watch your movie this week. Oh, the movie's out?
Starting point is 01:40:50 No, it's out. Yes. Came out Saturday. Yes, I had their little game. Make some noise for Big Man! Let's go, man! Hey! Oh!
Starting point is 01:40:57 I didn't watch it, so I don't have a review yet. I know it's out. God. I got a DVR. I will have a review for it. I'm watching it with my lady tonight. I'm watching it with my lady tonight. I'm watching it with my lady tonight. Oh, you gotta do that.
Starting point is 01:41:08 Oh, you gotta do that. That's the only way this thing gonna happen, champ. She's dressed in the movie. Alright, so everything's changed now. A lot of changes. I didn't hear what you said though. I didn't say anything. But seriously, I'm going to watch it. I DVR'd it. I was traveling and didn't have access to cable.
Starting point is 01:41:24 I want to watch it. I DVR'd, I was traveling, didn't have access to cable. I wanna watch it. I appreciate you DVRing it. Yeah, DVR'd it. I'm looking forward to watching it tonight. Okay. Did you watch it? Yes. No, I mean watch it.
Starting point is 01:41:32 I know you were there for it. No, I watched it. I watched it with my girlfriend, Nicole. Okay, what'd you think? I really liked it, actually. I was kinda surprised. I was terrified what the editing was gonna look like, but I was very happy with it but I was very happy with it.
Starting point is 01:41:46 I was very happy with it. That's all that matters. Yeah. All right, do you want us to come back with our review? Like you did last time? I don't think I have a fucking choice. No, you have a choice. Review away.
Starting point is 01:41:56 You have a choice. We'll respect you. No, no, no, no. Review away. Come on, Legend. If you say don't, I'll watch it, but I just won't say nothing. I'm gonna still say something.
Starting point is 01:42:03 Like you did the last time. Yeah. I'm gonna still say something. Try like you did the last time yeah I'm still so sorry it's fine okay no please go ahead the floor is the floor will be yours when you guys see it and review it for me okay Terrence Trent Darby changed his name of what shouldn't it's a whole woman Sonanda Matria show him. A shout out to Tarrant, String Darby and Sinanda. Everybody. And Millie Vanilli. And Millie Vanilli. And watch that Millie Vanilli doc.
Starting point is 01:42:30 It's one of the better music docs. It's wonderful, it's great. And sad. It's super sad when you realize how they got exploited and you hear the real story. Like that dude in the south that was doing the background vocals for one of them. Cause I was a big Millie Vanilli.
Starting point is 01:42:43 I love that album. I actually love that album. And when I found out the, all like- Their first American album, Blame It On The Rain. Yeah, yeah, I loved every, and everybody actually, they didn't like that album. They sold a lot of records for a reason. There was slaps.
Starting point is 01:42:54 There were slaps. When we was kids, that's why I said, like, I wouldn't say the button got pushed for them because the music was dope. Right. But there was, it is interesting to think about what it means for the industry to put so much energy behind making this a thing.
Starting point is 01:43:07 I don't think the button works. The button works, but it may not work these days. Meaning, it does work. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, content creation has taken over. Soulja Boy in the beginning of the ringtone days when he cranked that, a button was a push behind that. Yes, it was.
Starting point is 01:43:24 You don't think these content creators... No, not initially, not initially. Contact creators are under the button. Bobby Smyrda's song, a button wasn't initially pushed behind that. It happened after that when he recorded it. I just wanna inform you, cause you my man, you're conflating things. Please explain.
Starting point is 01:43:39 Soulja Boy popping off organically, Bobby Smyrda popping off organically, That'smurda popping off organically. That's what I'm talking about. Is what incentivized them to push the button. I'm talking about the initial push, yo. You can tell the difference when it's organic. Got it. And it's just bubbling out there.
Starting point is 01:43:55 Got it. You and your friends is playing it in the car in a couple clubs. Got it? We can look at it right today with Jello. Bingo. It's right there. Bingo. It's right there.
Starting point is 01:44:04 The song came out, it got legs. He gets the deal. Now he's lost. He had two weeks of organicness. Yo, Adam Silver. Jello is why the Detroit Lions lost. I don't want to see him perform no more. He's terribly performing.
Starting point is 01:44:19 He don't know how to perform. He barely know how to rap. He barely know how to breathe while he rap. I'm no longer talking about what you think of the song. The song could be something. They not either. Him, he don't know a lick about shit when it come to performance.
Starting point is 01:44:34 Don't book him no more. Yeah, his hands look crazy. They not looking at that either. They looking at the numbers. Yeah. That's it. They got somebody that just sitting in track analytics and say,
Starting point is 01:44:43 oh shit, everybody's talking about this. Go get him. We don't care how good he is. And we're going to give him a bet. Oh, actually now that, that, that, now that is a great segue to that other LA read clip that I had. Anytime a musical genius is talking, if you're into music, you should probably check it out. For sure. This is LA read on why the music industry may be lacking currently.
Starting point is 01:45:09 Right, and I think you and I talked about it. How many important boutique labels do we have that are black? Because that's where the community is built from, right? You started at Blackground, right? Yep. A boutique. A boutique, right? And an artist I had started at La Faze, and was uptown artists and there was death row artists. There was Motown artists. There was Staxx artists. And they were like and and and that was where that's where black music was nurtured, curated and developed.
Starting point is 01:45:40 And it wasn't no disrespect to anybody, but it wasn't so much us asking for permission because people that looked like us were making those decisions. And look how different the industry looked then. So the moment we just talked about, when we said, Guy and I B. Shore and Keith Sweatt and Babyface and Heavy D and the Boys and I could keep going on and on and Boyz II Men.
Starting point is 01:46:14 Guys, those are black people making decisions about the music we heard on a national, international level. That is all but dead. So if you look at the Grammy stage, what you see missing is people that look like us. Making decisions, deciding.
Starting point is 01:46:29 That's what's missing. He smoked it. And it's changed music. He smoked it. Because all the music decisions are now being made by mostly white men. So look at the stage. The artists are great, by the way. I love Chaperone. I fucking thought Benson Bloom was incredible. I really did. I love the artists, I love chaperone. I fucking thought Vincent Bloom was incredible I love the artists right? It was great. I really love Dolce by the way
Starting point is 01:46:51 But even that That's black it's also boutique from a boutique. Thank you. That's top dog right? Yep. Thank you. Thank you Shout out to LA.A. Reid. I think he's L.A. I think he's not a thousand percent, because he said the decision to be made by white men. I think the decisions are being made by green. They looking at no, it's all just numbers now.
Starting point is 01:47:18 That's all they care about. And now let's put these people here because they tracking. It's not true. OK, because I'm telling you what I think about what he's saying. The green is still being only looked at by white men. As opposed to the artistry or as opposed to the actual quality of the music that's being judged by TDE. They are a prime example of the point that he's making.
Starting point is 01:47:39 So yeah, the numbers are behind it, but the niggas that are able to put out the product is TDE. We see it all the time where SZA is arguing and all of the artists are behind it, but the niggas that are able to put out the product is TDE. We see it all the time where SZA is arguing and all of the artists are arguing because they not dropping frequently enough. If the white man was controlling that, they'll be pushing them niggas out the door because it makes more revenue.
Starting point is 01:47:55 Sometimes they make it obvious when a black person is involved in it. The pop-out show, Kendrickrick's pop out show being on Amazon. I came in here and shouted out Tim, Tim of Amazon, salute, salute, salute, friend of the show. But Tim is a black man from Compton, going in Amazon and saying, hey y'all, look at this. This is buzzing.
Starting point is 01:48:18 Look at this, it may only be buzzing here. He also has a situation where, like I said, the show we talk about, the Kendrick show, the amazing show, is Amazon. Which show is that that you're talking about? It's the Parrish show that he wanted. Got it, got it, got it. Kendrick already has a relationship
Starting point is 01:48:33 where I'm doing my shows with Amazon. So now if I'm doing a pop-out show, yeah, I'm gonna do it through Amazon. That don't necessarily mean that this person, Tim, says, yo, this is the right thing to do to stream it here. It says we got to stream, I'm not streaming rights, but we got the situation over here, let's work together and talk this through.
Starting point is 01:48:51 It could go like that. It don't go like that. And that's what L.A. Reader's saying. It could go like that. But that's not what ends up happening. Even at Kanye, whatever that shit was that, what was that Kanye shit? The free library whoopin' shit? Is that what that was?
Starting point is 01:49:06 Yeah, who was that? Conni Andri? I ain't talking about that, that's that J-Print shit. I'm not talking about that. Cause that was Amazon as well. Damn, I'm getting old. But even to Joe's point, we guessing and we are speculating, but the relationship
Starting point is 01:49:20 with the dude Tim at Amazon might be the bridge. It's Tim at Amazon, it's Larry at Apple, and unfortunately a lot of these music labels have gotten rid of, we had this talk here, we're universal consolidated, and now you got rid of all the boutiques, all the black people that curate and develop and pick a song and dress the artists,
Starting point is 01:49:44 and you just got rid of it now. So that's why shit looked the way it looked. And if you don't see it like that, I'm not trying to change your mind, but it is what it is. Yeah, cause I wanna say, even to the Dochi point, Dochi's been everywhere this year. So if you're the Grammys, again, you looking at numbers,
Starting point is 01:49:58 you looking at analytics, we need to get her. No. No. Why? That's wrong. I disagree. This broadcast is too big, I can't let you say that. I disagree. Please let me hear you. Nobody nowhere looked at Dochi numbers and said,
Starting point is 01:50:10 let's give her this long of a set at the Grammy. She needs to be on the Grammy stage. That didn't happen. That didn't happen. Dog. That did not. First off, they had all the first, all the nominees for best new artist did a show, did a set.
Starting point is 01:50:22 Yeah. She was one of them. So it ain't like we didn't pick people, we just picked Dochi. She's one of the Best New Artist nominees because she's been everywhere. They put her in front of everything she needed to be in front of.
Starting point is 01:50:34 So she's gonna get the nomination. You get the nomination, all the other Best New Artist nominees perform. Yes, she's gonna perform. I'm not talking about her. You think it's tight, you think it's tight, but wait, hold up, hold up, hold up. Let me get this one to be one with. This year think I'm talking about her? Hold up, let me just be one with you.
Starting point is 01:50:45 This year. I'm talking about this year. As am I, because we all came in here and said, hey, they got some things right this year. Yes. Right? Like they came and they gave their speech, Homeboy gave his speech to the Grandmas and said,
Starting point is 01:50:59 we changed some things around. And while Jesse Collins normally puts the awards together, I'm positive that a black person somewhere had a hand and do she who don't who didn't have a top 100 record Who do who's never had a top 100 record to say hey? We need eyes on this a black person did that if you don't see that I'm not trying to make you see that But that happened. That was going to be my question. So do you think that her feature would have been a lot smaller
Starting point is 01:51:29 if somebody black didn't have? If she got a feature. No, I mean, because Ice is right. Every single artist who was nominated for new artist had... This year when it was corrective. And I don't know the numbers. There was a lot of corrective shit this year. There was.
Starting point is 01:51:44 There was. We don't know what the numbers were for a lot of corrective shit this year. Yeah, there was a lot of corrective shit. We don't know what the numbers were for those artists. Even in it being corrective shit, it's them listening to black people saying, hey, you getting this wrong. It wasn't white people at the Grammys protesting saying, hey, this ain't going the way it's supposed to go. What I'm saying is, I'm solely speaking on the Dochi point.
Starting point is 01:52:02 Her being able to perform at the Grammys, I don't put that on a black person saying she needs to be able to perform at the Grammys. Because they opened up and said, all of the best new artists are performing. And all of them wasn't black. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 01:52:16 To do that, though. Is that true? To do that, to do that. I'm asking you. To do that, you would be shortchanging her team. Yeah. You would be shortchanging the people that fought every day for years
Starting point is 01:52:27 before that Grammy appearance for that to happen. It did not go the way you say it, but go ahead, have your shit. I was just about to ask you, do we know where her numbers were? No, I don't know her numbers. Not astronomical. Especially, that's what I was about to say.
Starting point is 01:52:39 I don't know if her numbers were through the roof to the point where numbers dictated her being up there getting highlighted to that magnitude. When I said numbers, I wasn't talking sales. I'm talking about analytics. Everything that's been going on, Dolce's name has been up there. All the publications are mentioning her.
Starting point is 01:52:54 She had, they look at this shit, but that's half the time they don't know. But that's her booty label working. That's the world, that's the team. That's the team. I guess the team did that. I'm agreeing with that. Yeah, I thought Toppin' did that.
Starting point is 01:53:04 I'm agreeing with that part. Because her numbers. I'm agreeing they did the work to get her where she needed to be seen. I was just saying that the Grammys. I'm saying last year, the Grammys, the year before last year, would have never allowed that. They would have had that very small stage
Starting point is 01:53:19 before the commercial break where they give the new artist 15 seconds going into the commercial. That's what I'm saying. That changed this year and I'm positive, actually I know for a fact, a black person had a hand in that. Okay. I agree.
Starting point is 01:53:34 He said it. And congratulations to Dochi. To Dochi. Absolutely. Absolutely. Well deserved. I thought my team had more to do. Like talent gotta meet,
Starting point is 01:53:44 your talent and your hard work gotta meet your team's hard work for sure. That gotta meet timing and some white person understanding this. Say that again. Say that louder. No that's the argument me and Ice had the other day when I was just like yo and again we ain't gonna beat this horse but yo it has to be a marriage fam. You can't just go pull Joe Blow off the fucking street and just make him a star. I don't see that, especially over a duration of time.
Starting point is 01:54:09 They might get an album that goes crazy. They might get an album that sells four or five million records, but give him a 15 year career. Give him a 10 year career. I don't think that button is that powerful to make these niggas have longevity of a decade of quality shit. I agree with that. And I don't think today button is that powerful to make these niggas have longevity of a decade of quality shit. I agree with that. And I don't think today the button ain't for longevity.
Starting point is 01:54:29 That's what I'm saying. They don't want longevity no more. LA Reid, I loved your Whitney Houston point. Oh, my bad flip. I loved your Whitney Houston point. There is a button. Absolutely. I begged you to push that button.
Starting point is 01:54:40 I was buttoned. I was buttoned. I went in LA Reid office for 52 weeks in a row with mid. He talking that shit. Scrunched my face up when they played it on the bigs. Damn, I did whatever I could to feel it. Feel this mid. Joe Button, get out.
Starting point is 01:55:04 Go back out to your stoop with your cigarettes. Actually, we're dropping you now. We're dropping you now that I've heard the new slap you're working on. This is why I feel like- Shadid Ogar, I love him. Go ahead, foot. Even though times have changed, this is why I feel like A&R's are important, and they need to come back, even though times have changed. For the artist development. I agree. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:55:20 There's no more artist development. They're throwing these characters out there, and they're just saying, sink or swim swim and then when they do press the button It's just for a short term So then now they fall under the line of the one-hit wonders or you couldn't do this and it and it leads to something bigger than bigger Depression and but that's they don't care later on they don't care about that. They just make the money off of you instant gratification. Profitability.
Starting point is 01:55:46 Yeah, profitability. So that's why I think A&R's is important. They want to spend less, make more, and a short amount of time. Exactly. That's the formula now. Just the adjustment, I guess adjusting to the new formula, it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:55:56 I don't agree with it, but I get it. I just loved hearing LA Reid. Like I said, anytime a musical genius is talking somewhere, if you're into music, you should probably check it out. Yeah, he buys it. And Reid is a memoir, by the way. if you're into music, you should probably check it out. Yeah, he buys that shit. And read his memoir, by the way, if y'all didn't get checked. Read, it's amazing.
Starting point is 01:56:09 The music stories, the back scenes, how LaFace was formed, how he got through to the last stage of his career, it's actually an amazing, amazing book if you want to really hear about L.A. Reeves' life. It's dope, it's dope as hell. Nigga Mark. I think that's the first book recommendation on the Joe Man podcast in 10 years.
Starting point is 01:56:25 I'm joking. No, I'm about to say, it's told niggas to read some Malcolm Gladwell shit. What's my name, what's my man name? Malcolm Gladwell, yeah. Check it out. I've recommended 77 books up here. Knock your shit off, bro.
Starting point is 01:56:39 This with the books is the same as LeBron. The same as LeBron. Age one. Yeah, he coming here with a books, it's the same as LeBron. The same as LeBron. He coming here with a book carrying it, trying to be all educational. The hate just be oozing out the lover. But it comes with love. This shit just oozing out the lover. It's cool.
Starting point is 01:56:56 But it comes with love. It's cool. I've been wanting to read books, man, but there's so many words. Get an audio book done. The word and sentences get blurred, then I gotta start using my finger and shit. You can listen do any words. Get an audio book done. The word and sentences get blurred and I gotta start using my finger and shit. You could listen to Audible.
Starting point is 01:57:09 Huh? Audible. Never. While you're in the car. It depends on the voice and the audio book. Sometimes it's fire, sometimes it's not fire. If I'm listening to that, I'm mad. I'm gonna crash.
Starting point is 01:57:17 Super mad. In the car. It matters. I'll listen if you book me to be the voice for your book. Oh, okay. Look into it. That's some cars. No, but you could look at,
Starting point is 01:57:25 you would do great with voiceovers. I'm shocked you don't already do that shit. They don't pay no money. Voice work? No, book voice work. Oh, okay, all right. Book voice work is bad. I'm gonna say voice work is bad.
Starting point is 01:57:32 Voice work is great. Book voice work is good. I don't do my own books. They pay so little. It's not, it's very rarely worth it. You only do it for the reader. But yo, but don't do that, yo. I only do bookstores.
Starting point is 01:57:41 Man, at one point Ian was souping me up. He told me that he was going to try to pitch my voice for Waze, and we lost. Must be the Morgan Freeman and them niggas. Is James Earl Jones alive? No. No, he passed away. He passed away.
Starting point is 01:57:56 Rest in peace, James Earl Jones. He was another thorn in my voice over side. They had him. Waze had him. I don't know if I want to hear you saying cops up there. And now what's my man name? The black president from 24. What's my man name?
Starting point is 01:58:07 Dennis Haysbert. Dennis Haysbert. Man, that is really annoying that you know all of these people. Sorry. He's the Allstate guy. Allstate, yeah. The Allstate guy. He's another real, yeah, way next to that.
Starting point is 01:58:20 You old as hell. You seven years old. He's another thorn in my voiceover side, man. Hey, whenever the new young niggas get in there, I hope I'm still young enough to do it. No, you gonna be the old nigga like them? No, I would be the young nigga in voiceover world. Yeah, I'm saying, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:58:36 Some of these dudes gotta let go, the position change, the guard. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman gotta go, I'm done. Nah, he good, nah. I'm done, I can't wait to be his chef for a day. You could do Lion King for a fool. Hey, let me make Morgan Freeman soup one day.
Starting point is 01:58:49 No, nigga, stop. Can't say that, man. I'll fix this problem. What's wrong with you? The hell no, stop. What Morgan Freeman? What the hell is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Starting point is 01:58:58 What is wrong with you? What's your problem, nigga? What Morgan Freeman like for lunch? Yo, this nigga's a biggie. What is wrong with this guy? Oh, I done found mad new ways to kill people. Watching this very scary people shit. We are coming to cable.
Starting point is 01:59:10 Jagers are creative. Yo, people don't realize how much work it takes to kill somebody. You know what? It's a fact. Because people don't think about killing people. Yeah they do. That part is a lie. They don't think it through. killing people. Yeah they do. No that's not true. Yeah they do. No that's not true. Hold up. That part is a lie.
Starting point is 01:59:25 That's a lie. That part is not true. They don't think it through, but the thought crush is mine. Yeah. Not putting it into action, and implementing killing somebody. You've never had a fantasy about killing somebody.
Starting point is 01:59:35 No. If ever ever. Yes you did. No. I don't believe you. You never thought about shooting somebody? They got shot. It's like that.
Starting point is 01:59:43 I'm playing, I'm playing. I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing. This nigga crazy. Bow! Nah, not really. Yes you did. Yes, we all go through that hell.
Starting point is 01:59:52 I don't believe, I've never been shot. I think you lie. But if I got shot, I could tell you my dream, what my dream that night would be. Shooting a nigga better. Oh my God. Oh my God. The whole clip.
Starting point is 02:00:02 Oh my God, Jesus. Couple reloads. These dedicated ass killers be having the suitcase to fit the body right in the closet. He 350, we need to up size it. Them niggas be having the chainsaws. The shit, that is work. It's crazy.
Starting point is 02:00:21 And then at the end. Plastic wrap. Hey yo. Then at the end they show the lady killer was the angel of death. The angel ofup. That plastic wrap. Hey, yo. Then at the end, they showed the lady killer was the angel of death. The angel of death. She start killing bunch of motherfuckers. I start getting sexist.
Starting point is 02:00:30 Yeah, what's she about to do with the body now? Let's see this bitch track. Let's see you carry this one. Oh, man, I'm horrible. Dedicated killers. Oh, man. Oh, my lord. Hey, yo, a couple of years ago, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:00:42 There was a guy who dressed up as a acidic Jew, right? And he killed the guy in the middle of the street. And they caught him. I thought that was extremely clever as well. And they caught him in 2023. He was in T-Neck. They caught him in T-Neck in his apartment. But even that, when I was watching,
Starting point is 02:00:59 I'm like, that was clever. The nigga just came home from prison. Nigga from Brooklyn came home from prison and then he laid on him and killed them, dressed up as a Jew. And they caught him two years later. I just Googled that shit, they caught him. Niggas used to wear the dread wigs.
Starting point is 02:01:14 Yeah. Niggas used to wear the dread wigs. Poppin' dressed up like a Muslim one. A lot of them niggas, a lot of them OG niggas, man, they do that, man. Dressed up as an old lady pushing a shopping cart. That's it right there. Dude that was jell-ing with my brother last year broke out of the CFCF and was walking
Starting point is 02:01:29 through West Philly where he jabbed on. Yeah, yeah. That's how you do it. He got caught trying to find his ops that are running away. He went to go shoot. He said I want to find my ops and shoot him again. They caught him with the hijab in the middle of 52nd street. But yeah, it was crazy.
Starting point is 02:01:41 The dedication is crazy. That's the dedication I have. For the people that could not tell tell I was totally joking about Morgan Freeman Totally joking about Morgan Freeman and I would do it for dinner and Joe says And Joe said that he'll poison me for dinner. Yeah, what a man that is Fucking Morgan they gotta let go of the voiceovers They really try to get you on that Wade shit? No, ain't nobody getting you. I can see you doing movies.
Starting point is 02:02:08 No, Wade's did it. Wade's did it. They had T-Pain do it. They had, I think Snoop did it. I don't want none of y'all. What does T-Pain eat for lunch? Oh, man. I hate to have to do it to my man.
Starting point is 02:02:20 But you got the voice for it, man. You just gotta know. Not for Wade's. Go to Disney, nigga. Disney gives to do it to my man. But you got the voice for it man, you just gotta know. Not for ways. Go to Disney nigga. Disney gives the bags out. Batman does fucking ways.
Starting point is 02:02:31 So Joe could do it. Joe could not do it. You said Batman? Batman does fucking ways. Do you want to hear Joe when you're driving down the highway? Turn around. Hey yo, the boys is right up there quarter mile. Watch yo ass.
Starting point is 02:02:44 Play with him if you want. He don't know the distance. Play with them if you want. I would get off immediately. In exit 17, now niggas. What time my exit joked? Now niggas. Get off now.
Starting point is 02:02:58 Joe don't know math like that, so he think the quarter mile up is a little farther than you got you jammed up. He doesn't know directions in real life, so that would be cool. Yeah, nah, nah, nah. That's not gonna work. Geography is a very turn soon. It's not gonna work.
Starting point is 02:03:09 It's not gonna work. Yeah, they never told me when I was dropping out of school that my accountant would do all of that. They told me I would need the knowledge. They were wrong. Stop saying that. Stop playing, yo. I'm joking.
Starting point is 02:03:22 I'm joking. What you gonna do when I go back to school? Then our competitive shit is over. You do know that when I go back to school, our compete bromance, whatever they call it, it's a wrap for you. He's gonna really go, you gonna play for the bromance. He's gonna go. No, he's still there.
Starting point is 02:03:38 No, but if you go, now he's gotta graduate before you. He took credits away. The competition heat right back up if you go. When I go back to school. And don't pay for your shit neither. It's a doobie for this. Don't get no honorary shit. Don't pay for your back up if you go. When I go back to school. Don't pay for your shit neither.
Starting point is 02:03:46 It's a doobie. Don't get no honorary shit. Don't pay for your shit because you rich now. Don't get no honorary shit. Like the artists get? Yeah. Yeah, don't do that. We don't want that.
Starting point is 02:03:54 That shit is fly too. We wanna see right in school. You gotta get them niggas some money. They gotta be the button gymnasium. Or the button, oh, performing arts building. Yeah, that's nice. B-pack, the button. Like fucking Alvin A button. Oh, performing arts building. Yeah. That's nice. B-Pack, like button.
Starting point is 02:04:07 Alvin Ailey. Yeah, B-Pack. There you go. The B-Pack. B-Pack district. Oh wow. Yo, what you say? Free these up, my man.
Starting point is 02:04:19 Yo, B-Side. Yo, oh. That's funny, sir. You be donating to colleges and shit like that, right? You be donating to organizations? I donate to organizations. I ain't ever donate to no school. You send it in a checkbook or you just like, zealot and shit? It depends. What's some of your favorite causes to donate to?
Starting point is 02:04:38 Not causes, but how do you send the money? What's her name? Direct deposit. Direct deposit. So why enter? I can't even think about that man. He put it to medical school. It's direct deposit. Direct deposit. So why enter? I can't be thinking about that man hot. You put it to medical school. It's direct deposit.
Starting point is 02:04:47 Oh, direct deposit? Yeah, you could sign up through direct deposit and monthly it comes out of your account. So you know that and you still carry the checkbook? Yes, I do. Yes, I do. And I donate to annual causes. Hey, Mark, help your girl out with the checkbook. Oh, you donate to annual causes?
Starting point is 02:05:00 I heard that last episode. You carry the checkbook because you said you like to be old school, right? I am. Yes. I don't have it on me right now. You donate to the niggas on channel 11 at 2 o'clock in the morning with the straight dog. Lisa Evers and them. No! With the straight dog and cat at 2 in the morning?
Starting point is 02:05:16 The North Shore Animal. What are the niggas today? What's that commercial? You said you got a dog from here. No! North Shore Animal League. You do not donate to North Shore Animal. ASPCA, Toronto Wildlife Fund, the SPCA in Toronto. Yes, I do. God damn it.
Starting point is 02:05:33 I 100% believe that. I believe it too. I believe that too. First time I even heard you say the word Toronto. And Daisy out here starving. Oh shit. Oh. First time you said what?
Starting point is 02:05:42 Donate that shit to Daisy. I've never heard her claim Toronto. Until I eat that dry ass rice. I done hit my man, what? Yes you did, yes you did. Oh All right, moving on. Moving on. Speaking about Toronto, there was a plane crash in Toronto. You know? There was. Oh, yeah, the Delta plane. Yes. That shit looked nuts. And there's footage of it.
Starting point is 02:06:10 What the fuck is going on? Can somebody say? First of all, flights are cheap. Trump is gutted the fucking FAA. That's what's happening. For real? What's the FAA? That's what caused the number?
Starting point is 02:06:22 Federal Aviation Authority. The Florida Association. You think that's what caused it, man? I think that there's a- No, it was the weather. Huh? Look, she just be up here lying about shit. How many plane crashes have we had in the last two to three weeks ever since he started to like- No, I'm disagreeing.
Starting point is 02:06:31 Because you do the same shit- Am I allowed to disagree? Hold up, y'all. Let him disagree. She do the same shit my mother do. Some shit go bad and they want to blame Trump. Sorry, mom. There's a lot to blame Trump.
Starting point is 02:06:39 My fault. She's going to be mad. You're right. Trump isn't even the president. A lot of people blame Trump. I'm not going to blame Trump. I'm not going to blame Trump. I'm not going to blame Trump. I my mother do. Some shit go bad and they want to blame Trump. Nigga, come on. Sorry, mom. It's a lot to blame.
Starting point is 02:06:46 My fault. Oh, she's gonna be mad. You're right, Trump isn't even the president. A lot of people blame him the FAA and saying it's because Trump gutted the agency. But a lot of the pilots are saying, in fact, all the pilots are saying, no, that's not the case.
Starting point is 02:06:55 That is just, like that credit, they said it's bad luck, air conditions, poor piloting, but it's not actually Trump. I get why people think that, but that's not the case. Okay, so what about the DC crash? We're gonna blame Trump for everything in the next four years. What about the DC crash?
Starting point is 02:07:08 The DC crash is actually the one where the pilots, the experts came out and said it's not like, It wasn't about FAA. Yeah, there couldn't have been, there's nothing else they could have done. No, not the plane. The plane was doing the right thing. It was the helicopter.
Starting point is 02:07:19 Right. That has nothing to do with Trump. They're saying even had there been, there's nothing that FAA could have done differently that would have stopped that from happening. The DC crash would have happened. You gotta read, you gotta go do with Trump. They're saying even if there had been, there's nothing the FAA could have done differently that would have stopped that from happening, the DC crash would have happened. You gotta read, you gotta go do your research. So, so, so, they're saying bad training, bad training.
Starting point is 02:07:31 I've heard training, for the big crash, they said it's also just bad, like bad, like a, what do they call it, like a perfect storm. Like a lot of things happened that went wrong, but it wasn't from a lack of infrastructure in the FAA. What the people's thing is, it's been a bunch of perfect storms in the last two months. Well, y'all the ones keep wanting to fly everywhere.
Starting point is 02:07:48 I've sat my ass grounded in the living room. True. They ain't going to perfect storm me out the game. Some people got to fly for work. Yeah, I got paid bills. Some people got to travel to see family. Like, people got to build things. I just make sure my pilot's white and I'm comfortable.
Starting point is 02:07:58 Oh my God. Well, you know what? It's funny that you asked that. There you go. It's funny you asked that. I'm just joking. You a sellout. Hold that. There you go. It's funny you asked that. I'm just joking. A black pilot. You a sellout.
Starting point is 02:08:06 Hold on. That's fine. It was a black pilot recently that when he landed, he took a picture, he had dreads, he had a real. And yeah, and he caught a lot of heat because they were saying, we don't want our pilots to do this and look this way. I don't want my pilot to look like that.
Starting point is 02:08:27 I also don't want my pilot to be a white boy with long hair and like, you know, like tatted knuckles. You know what I mean? It would make me- I was about to say, if the pilot got up there looking like fucking Jelly Roll. Yeah, I'd be uneasy. I'm not saying it's fair,
Starting point is 02:08:38 but it would make me question the flight. I'd stay awake the whole flight. But that's the problem. You want equality for black men and you talk about all the black struggles, and we finally get it and then now is you know we you stay on the other side I don't say that the side. I'm saying I have biases. I gotta work. Don't I said I'm right. I'm Acknowledge the wrong yeah, I don't think wait hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up Oh, Mark is a doctor, so maybe he can't be ignorant when recording on recorded broadcasts
Starting point is 02:09:06 So I'll do it for him. Thank you. Go ahead, let me tell you. I think that there are some gigs where profiling is okay. Captain America. Name me something. We are gonna talk about that. We went to white.
Starting point is 02:09:20 I went to see Black in America. I went to see it. It was good. Did you watch the whole movie? He said Black in America. Black in America. I went to see it. It was good. Did you watch the whole movie? He said Black in America. Black in America. Got it. I went, I saw the whole movie.
Starting point is 02:09:30 On Sunday, some type of Valentine's Day date. My girl paid. Hey. She didn't have to call AMX, she paid. Hey. Nice. So I saw that movie, I will get to my review on the Black Captain America.
Starting point is 02:09:41 But you said name the gigs. A pilot is one. A pilot is one. That's not true. I'm pro, I'm pro, listen, I'm of the belief, I don't want to know what the fucking pilot look like because that little door should be closed when I'm walking in. Well, a lot of times pilots will greet everybody that's coming on.
Starting point is 02:09:55 Or you see them, or you'll see them on the way out. You see them, if you're waiting at the gate, they walk by you with they little fucking stripper bag. Yo, wait a minute, you don't need, you don't need. They walk by you with they little fucking oh, yeah, strip of bag. Yo No, nigga when they come in to get bored the plane Sometimes they walk right by you. That's not true. Hey, hold on real quick. They're gonna be late real quick Did they work? They be late a lot. They be late There was a there was a stewardess standing on the wing of the plane taking pictures flight attendant flight attendant We're the fucking taking pictures while people were waiting the um, but held the plane taking pictures. Flight attendant. Flight attendant with a fucking taking pictures
Starting point is 02:10:26 while people were waiting to, what the hell the plane all right? Cause they were supposed to go. And it was fucking, while it was delayed, stood on a fucking wing and took a picture. It's a lot of bullshit going on. I wonder if she's black. We should be able to profile any job
Starting point is 02:10:40 where it's life or death. Any job where if this goes wrong, we should profile. Now I know that sounds bad. But you don't mean racial profiling. You mean like behavioral profiling. I mean just profile, not really racial, right? Profiling has a negative undertone because that's what white people be doing to us,
Starting point is 02:10:59 but I'm using it the black way. Yo, I came in here years ago and said every year that they do the Meadowlands Fair, I go and profile people. You do? Yeah, you do too. Because those people working the machines and the roller coasters be niggas homeless off route three
Starting point is 02:11:19 that they give a job to for three weeks and now me and my kid are gonna plunge. No, I'm profiling these niggas. I don't want the dude in the dirty overalls to have a say in whether I live or die today. No. It still don't stop you from going by that dirty ass funnel cake.
Starting point is 02:11:35 Exactly. Oh yeah, I'll eat the funnel cake. Funky's another thing. With extra, with extra powder sugar. And if you're asking, funnel cake is not my go-to. I do the Italian sausage. Oh man. Jesus. Mexican street food. Your stomach must hurt all the time. And if you're asking funnel cake is not my go-to I do the Italian sausage Mexican street corn
Starting point is 02:12:04 Doctor or nurse we're profiling them. What do you want them not to look like? I want an Asian doctor. Yo, this is going to be hard. I got a story. Or my man from Pakistan or Dubai. I want one of those niggas. I want a doctor, sorry.
Starting point is 02:12:16 I want him to have a last name that I can't really pronounce. Ramesh Kalashish. It's not funny, son. Wait, is it bad to be saying this? Yes. I can't believe you. Listen, I'm here for the, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 02:12:29 I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I you not want her to be the nurse. Yeah, because you think she's a stripper.
Starting point is 02:12:46 Or her priorities might be kind of fucked up. I know what he's thinking. He thinks she's a stripper. Or she might have got a lot. You know they all say they pay it for school. What school, girl? That's the alarm. Limes in school, so I think she was telling the truth.
Starting point is 02:12:59 Her ass was so fat when they had them scrubs. I was like, y'all. Damn. Let me ask you something. Your children's school, you don't profile the teachers? Yes, absolutely. We do. 1000%. You do.
Starting point is 02:13:11 Yep, it's still bad. It's still bad. Every chance I get. But there's some good black teachers though. Excellent black teachers. Whoa, whoa, whoa. But not racial. Nobody said nothing about, no.
Starting point is 02:13:18 We not talking about black. That was a setup. That was a setup. I'm not talking about racial. Yeah, stand up for blacks, nigga. You said, I can make my, you're the one, you want me to be your doctor. Because I do want to be a doctor, because they take it, Yeah, stand up for blacks nigga. You said Because I do want to be a doctor because they take it
Starting point is 02:13:33 Why not Johnson Johnson I had a good black you take Johnson I'll take pause What I'm saying is that. Stand up for black people. That's a way to raise. It took black teachers. I ain't gonna say that, because y'all make fun of me, but I'm just saying. Shit, rest in peace to homeboy, the young football player that was too big for the roller coaster ride or the free fall drop. And some bleep that word out.
Starting point is 02:14:01 I want that word to come back, by the way. I wish bleep would come back. We need to do something. Like, we need that back. Of course, what's the word? That one we need back. What's that word to come back by the way. I wish we could do something like we need that. That one we need back. What's the word again? I thought that one came back in a 10 year anniversary. I thought he brought paper straws back. I mean, it's gonna be plastic straws back.
Starting point is 02:14:14 We should be able to get that back. But anyway, that young man, the derelict that was working came over and shoved the fucking seatbelt thing closed, had total disregard for the weight requirements on this ride and all types of shit. and shoved the fucking seatbelt thing closed, had total disregard for the weight requirements on this ride and all types of shit. That was horrific. That was horrific.
Starting point is 02:14:31 Bring back profiling, not racial profiling. Just profiling. But if your normal profiling, it fails you and you hit the advanced button, then race can come in. You know what it is? And some of them be like, yo, you in the spot and you see a homeboy walk in. Yo you know where else I profile a lot?
Starting point is 02:14:50 Elevators. Who? Elevators. Well you can't do nothing in that one. That's not true. What'd you say? That little dirt in them corners and them cracks? That shit will have you feeling a little uneasy.
Starting point is 02:15:02 Oh no I thought you meant people on elevators. Yes. You're talking mean people on elevators. Yes people people on We in this closed space with the potential of it getting stuck For and now we just in here for a few I'm profiling everybody gets on the elevator I am sorry like size them to see if you wanna be stuck and I know them. Yeah Like how's this gonna go in the event that my mind is you watch too much murder death kill So you wondering if this nigga turn around with a knife, could you beat his ass?
Starting point is 02:15:27 I mean that's one way to look at it. That's my first thought. That's what you look at. That's one way to look at it. So what you do? Shut the door, hit the little button. My childhood best friend Julian Rest In Peace lost his life. Yo, nobody want to hear that.
Starting point is 02:15:39 Lost his life, play fighting, and an elevator shaft opened and he fell down. When I got on the elevator a few weeks ago and these two white gentlemen got on with me, the door closed halfway and then tried to go up. Like elevators be faulty because buildings, when they wanna skip certain permits and budget cuts and shit, it'd be the elevator be the first thing. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 02:16:04 I know my mind is warped and nobody's thinking about it. What you gonna do when it's sketchy and they go in the elevator with you though? Yeah. You getting off? That's all I'm asking. He's clutching his murse closer to him. Oh, got it.
Starting point is 02:16:12 Can I beat him? I don't know. Can you? Is that your assessment? Can I take the weapon from him? Are these the judgments you make? You can do what you do Detroit Durf. If the elevator gets stuck,
Starting point is 02:16:22 is he gonna follow my rules and regulations or will I have to show him? No, he not gonna follow nothing. You gotta show I don't get off who gets stuck on the elevator. So stabbing niggas Like what the fuck? Like why you start cutting the nigga when you stuck in the elevator for 10 minutes? He might have made it. He might have made it. He hit the button. Yo, last time I was in LA or one of the last times I went to LA
Starting point is 02:16:54 when me, Ian, and gang was at Katana enjoying a meal, right? 8, 9 p.m. The elevator across the street in Mondrian got stuck. It was no, it was actually, there was no electricity in the Mondrian. So naturally the elevator is stuck for about four hours. Oh, fuck. That's a little ass elevator too. That's different bro. I'm stuck in the elevator with. That's a little. I don't care if I'm in there with Halle Berry. I'm, nah, that's different. Class to vote me, right?
Starting point is 02:17:25 And what floor, hold up, what floor? Oh, I don't know. Right. Yo, no, no, no, I don't wanna be with Halle on 32, I wanna be with Halle on like two or three, I could survive on two or three. You think you can still bag Halle? Of course.
Starting point is 02:17:38 Okay, that was the end. Why you play with him like that, yo? See, now they making it a thing. Why you do that? Well, you made it a thing by asking the question. He know. No, that's not true. You asked it with incredulity.
Starting point is 02:17:48 I don't think you can still bag. I don't think there's anyone in the world that he think he can't bag. I just want to hear what my man would say. I'm with him. Them baddies be the easiest to bag. He could bag anything, nigga. Then why'd you ask? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:17:58 Why you ask? Because I wanted to hear my man say. He's the human pathmonger. Yes. You setting him up. You setting him up. Is there somebody that you think you can't back is it somebody I didn't know not in that no see another alley you to the
Starting point is 02:18:10 rim I put my niggas in position to win it's you can bag anything a human path mark human key foo in a psych ward you would walking barefoot right right I would have her in a nursing home. Let's go How about you ice yeah, they down for skit Short form content. Short form content. That's your end right here. Short form content. Come on in this room. Come on. Come get in this room, girl. I'm telling you now, this is short form content. And yo, when that nigga blow up, that nigga will have JLo in the room.
Starting point is 02:18:56 This is real. That's when he would introduce the 48 Hours. You shitting me. I got a surprise for y'all, but what I'm saying is that we all have our tactics. True. We all of us have our tactics and I weigh in. It's just how you handle it.
Starting point is 02:19:10 That is true. And if you put the work in, we won't expose you later. Do y'all believe that whatever our tactics are is like riding a bike? Yes. Yes. What do you think you need to freshen up on it, sharpen it some time? No, you gotta sharpen the tools up. But you have to sharpen it if people catch on to your tactics.
Starting point is 02:19:25 Yes. How they gonna catch on? Because if you do it too much, on social media... You ain't doing it to the same motherfuckers all the time. No, no, no, if you post a girl and say, yo, he sent her the same DM 50 times. No, no, no, that's not that. I'm gonna give you an example. I'm gonna give you an example where a person I know got caught up. You find a girl, you post her, shout out, shit out. Yo, now you just, you click the link.
Starting point is 02:19:48 I remember your man did that. See, yeah, my man did that. Your man still do that sometimes. No, no, no, now he raps his go-to. No, no, no, I know what he do now. I saw your man do that. You see what she's into. The happy birthday shit.
Starting point is 02:19:56 And you shout it out, the free shout out. Now they appreciate the shout out. Now if you do that to two or three women within a two month span, people catch on. Like yo, I know your game, they don't shout me out. You know what I'm saying, my man, I had to tell him, stop doing that, you look haughty. But it worked, the nigga's bad average was,
Starting point is 02:20:16 give me a good bad average. I'm glad you told him, no. 360? 500. Ooh, it worked. Shit, 290, you're bad now. 290, every time, oh what? Shout out to work? On the post, 290 ain't bad.
Starting point is 02:20:26 Oh shit, I do want to big up the NBA. I'm coming back to this topic, because this is real funny. I want to big up the NBA for bringing out Barry Bonds on one of those intros, one of those segments that they had. The Ghost. It was Barry Bonds.
Starting point is 02:20:39 Nice. It was, and two other Ghosts, two other Bay Area Ghosts. Was it Willie Mays? No. Not Willie Mays. White or black? Black. Willie Mays did. Black.
Starting point is 02:20:48 But I'm just saying for the city to recognize who the fuck Barry Barnes is and we gonna respect them no matter what they're doing over there. I absolutely love that. Back to sharpening our skills. Like why do niggas girls be so mad when you're just trying to sharpen the skills? It wasn't nothing, yo.
Starting point is 02:21:03 Y'all just had to practice, yo. It wasn't nothing, yo. Y'all just had that practice, yo. It wasn't nothing for real, ma. Yeah. They don't respect the practice? That's what I'm saying, y'all. Hey, I wasn't going to take a dip. If you take a dip, take a first. It wasn't that.
Starting point is 02:21:14 It wasn't that, nigga. I was just sharpening it up a little bit. She go block her. Ugh. Yeah, she want me to block everybody. I'm sharpening the skills. You're a shadow boxer? Oh my lord, yo.
Starting point is 02:21:26 Sport fishing. Sport fishing, that's all it is. That's it. Catch or release. They don't be liking that shit. Why you following her? Look. Did you see her?
Starting point is 02:21:35 You see her, right? That was Big Freeze, baby. No, no, no, no. That was Big Freeze, that was not me. That's what I overheard. I'm just frozen in love. I'm just frozen in love. I'm just frozen in love. You gotta be careful with that, man.
Starting point is 02:21:46 You gotta be careful trying to sharpen your skills because you sharpen your skills in real time. And it work. Nah, you sharpen your skills on some practice shit. I just had to, I'll keep it real. Bitch run the door. I'ma be vulnerable. I'ma be vulnerable, yo.
Starting point is 02:22:01 Walked to Target with my wife yesterday or the day before, I forgot. That's where you got the Valentine's Day gift from? No, hell no. They watching fucking my little shit. Now, I didn't get it. I looked to the right, there was a girl, and she was looking.
Starting point is 02:22:16 I said, yo, I'm already married, I can't give you your green card. I cracked a joke. My wife was right there to the left. I said it to my wife, I told her I'm already married, I can't give her a green card, I cracked a joke. My wife was right there to the left. I said it to my wife, I told that girl, I'm already married, I can't give her a green card. And we walking and walking. I couldn't even look that direction
Starting point is 02:22:31 because now I'm looking at that, and the girl heard me, she thought it was funny. So you know my little- She heard it? Yeah, my little corny line of work. So now I look the direction, I'm not even looking that way, I'm looking at the direction, man. Boy, when I got home.
Starting point is 02:22:45 Unless you had it. That was a big argument. No, it was a big argument. I'm like, she tried to crack a joke before the JR and them. I'm like, yo, man. I got mad at my wife telling her, like, yo, listen, put a little more respect in my name. I'm too smooth for that. Nobody paying attention to that. If you was really trying to hire you, you would be doing that. She got offended by that.
Starting point is 02:23:03 I'm too smooth. I'm too player. I almost gave her my phone. And she said, she almost killed me. My ego got in the way. You shouldn't try to prove to your wife I'll play you. No, what I'm saying is that I don't need to. No, listen, that's a joke, Paul. What I'm saying is that I wouldn't go outside
Starting point is 02:23:18 and disrespect you like that. What I'm saying is respect me. No, for real, put some respect on my name, especially in front of my children. But you almost gave her your phone for what? What'd you want her to see? No, I'm just, I lied about that. I'm not giving you my phone.
Starting point is 02:23:27 I'm just lying to make it sound compelling. But my point to her was, and she was offended, but my point to her was like, have a little more respect for me than that. I respect you enough not to even play like that. Who the fuck is that? Somebody that work at Target. Yes, I looked initially, yeah, I cracked the joke,
Starting point is 02:23:42 but then later on I had to exit. When I'm exiting with the stuff, I thought they'd take the receipt at Target. Oh, you slowed down. Like, wait, later on I have to exit when I'm exiting with the stuff I thought they take the receipt at Target oh you slow down like wait what I just slow down so I went through it this weekend man this week is your fault wait wait wait she listen to the park catch I think you be throwing me under the bus parks never yes never gotta be throwing me under the bus so chill you know I mean but we don't we don't have to say on this topic. I mean
Starting point is 02:24:11 My girls and I'm not just last time saying something about my girl like She's got me to a place our trust level was at a place now. I came in and told y'all where I'll send her a girl like or pro Instagram profile and say, I want her for my birthday, or we need her. Fight. My girl has opened my eyes to just how many squiggly lines are on behind these girls' pictures. She is totally ruined the fantasy.
Starting point is 02:24:44 They are terrible. No, it's so bad now. I'm wondering why these women even take the pics with anything where it could be a squiggly line. Because we stupid. The bathroom door is bent. It's bent. We stupid.
Starting point is 02:25:01 It's like this. Because you dumb niggas are sending a a 500 in a cash app off the pictures Yes, yes Not me, but they ruined it. You don't see the doorknob going like that Like some Harry Potter shit I'm cool Before we had to deal with catfish. Then it was AI, but now the real bitches is AI.
Starting point is 02:25:29 Yeah. The catfish shit was a little bit like cyborgs. The catfish. Yes. The catfish era, Joe, was nasty. You gotta just love when you're a girl now. That was a nasty era. The catfish era. What?
Starting point is 02:25:41 You just gotta love your girl, be faithful. That's it. Not cheap. That's it. Not equal, bro. Or you know what it is? You gotta bump into something in real life You just gotta love your girl, be faithful, not cheap, not eat food, not eat food. Or you gotta bump into something in real life and see it in real life. But we don't see people in real life no more. So it's like, oh, it's bad.
Starting point is 02:25:54 That's what happened with me and the catfish ever. I met the real person in real life, nigga. I said, you know me? She said, nigga, what? I don't know. Look, the message, she said, that's not me. It's crazy. No, there was a phase from 2010 to 2015
Starting point is 02:26:08 where you asked Shorty her name and she told you her Instagram name. Facts. Really? Yes. He's right. Yeah, you've been married a long time. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 02:26:20 Catfish Air was nasty. You think I'm not coming to your wedding for real? Catfish was disgusting, bro. You think I'm not coming? Who said that bro. You think I'm not coming who said that I'm just letting you know All right, I'll be there. You're gonna go no matter where in the world it is. Okay, you have a speech It's don't think he could lose me on a destination wedding. I didn't even say I'm coming to Italy wherever you gonna be Somewhere I'm coming. Yeah, you have a speech? Yeah, I need time to write it. I need time to write it down.
Starting point is 02:26:47 You don't do it, you just freestyle? No, not for my man. I love him too much. I love him too much. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't freestyle. So you'll write something down for him? Have to.
Starting point is 02:26:56 Do you want him to give a speech? And just so y'all... I feel like the place is starting. I'm looking at your face. For the unmarried people in the room, whoever in here is unmarried, don't think that my love for issues is just special. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, Where were we? On the crash in Toronto? I don't know, we just talking shit. We just talking shit. She just vibing. Mark, tell me about this Roots picnic, man. I seen you, you look excited about it.
Starting point is 02:27:30 Nailah Blackman going to be there. She's performing. Everybody silence right now. Yeah, it's there. What? No, I'm just saying she's performing. I just saw it. And I'm going to support. That's what's up. I thought you said that.
Starting point is 02:27:44 Mark, Dr. Mark Lamont Hill. The Roots Picnic, the annual Roots Picnic is coming out again, it's gonna be dope. Girls Love Karaoke's gonna be there. I thought that was fly. I thought that was fly. It's gonna be a lot. It's the 15th anniversary of a couple major albums,
Starting point is 02:28:00 Roots, Do You Want More, as well as... What's the other one? I just want to sing Music Soul Child. For the Roots it's 30 years, for Music it's 25 years, which is crazy that both of those albums are that old. But you got Lenny Kravitz headlinin', you got Meek Mill headlinin', and who's the third headlinin'? D'Angelo.
Starting point is 02:28:19 Yeah, and D'Angelo is headlinin'. Oh my God. You can't miss that, I know I'm gonna get dragged out to that. And Jeezy's 20 year anniversary at TM101. Really? Yep. Miguel, K.Tranada, Jagged Edge, Jeezy,
Starting point is 02:28:32 Black Thought, Pusha, and 2 Chainz in the little freestyle. Not little. In the freestyle shit they do every year. It's gonna be crazy. Live mix type. I'm in there. Timbs and Glowrilla's gonna be in their lotto.
Starting point is 02:28:42 I'm gonna have to go in there. Oh Timbs and the wagon is coming. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.illa's gonna be in our lotto. I'm gonna have to go in there. Oh Tim's in the wagon is coming. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's gonna be good. I like water. Tim's bringing that Volkswagen.
Starting point is 02:28:51 I mean Volkswagen. World Series of Spades, it's right there for you Joe. Crystal Waters and Cece Penniston. Wait, what? Yes, there's Rich Medina Black House set. Crystal Waters and Cece. Rich Medina is doing a Black House set? Yes. With Crystal Waters and Cece. Rich Medina is doing a black house set? With Crystal Waters and Cece Henniston.
Starting point is 02:29:07 Probably Saturday, it's probably gonna be a Saturday, Joanne. I don't wanna go deal, I can't say that. You know, Roots Pickett gonna put up a schedule like two weeks before, exactly. Like you gotta hit niggas directly, like yo, what day you on? Yo, y'all Philly bitches that smell like grass, use some soap that day, man.
Starting point is 02:29:21 I ain't gonna hold you, I know y'all be doing all that eclectic shit, but some of y'all stink filly bitches, get right for that date. This sounds sexy. Hey, yo, fam, I went down there the day that Lauryn Hill had lodged. Yo. All that shit. What the shit, Mel?
Starting point is 02:29:36 Me wearing free people? Yo, you touch me. I do not wear free people. Eastern Parkway shit. Oh, my clothes. You do wear free people. Okay, you're the clothes, yes. I thought you were talking about fragrance.
Starting point is 02:29:44 Are them every people? You still a legend. My fragrances are not wear free people. You're the clothes, yes. I thought you were talking about fragrance. You still a legend. My fragrances are not from free people. My dress, absolutely. My skirt, absolutely. Free people's fragrance. Well the dress gotta get the person close enough to smell your fragrance. Right. And that's why I smell expensive.
Starting point is 02:29:57 You know what, you a legend too. That niggas is stupid. Free people's fragrance. That shit don't be. Should be caca? So I've been reading this shit. They said that dove is some bullshit It is so yes, they saying dove is bullshit. Don't use it. Why use dr. Broner's nigga, so I tried I think that might be it that I tried some peppermint shit
Starting point is 02:30:21 Well, you need pubes to use that I got sunburn on my chest and on my arms. Well you need pubes to use that. Yeah. You got sunburn because you lasered everything off. You know it leaves the wound fresh. Dog, that shit ate my skin up. You have to die like that. Yeah, that shit is caca.
Starting point is 02:30:35 No, it's not caca. You got to die. That shit is basura, my nigga. That shit is workin'. You have to die looting, you hate shit, man. That shit work good. That's amazing. I got gentle skin, my nigga.
Starting point is 02:30:43 I don't use lotion. Get some Johnson & Johnson. That's your problem, man. That shit work good you can't be amazing. I got clean like a gentle skin my nigga That's why we smell like white people mashed potatoes, you know, I smell good you know Smell like the most seasonless If you got court it he'd throw something more. He know. If he got caught, he'd throw something more. He know. He smell a little good. I bought, I spent like 40, 50, more than that.
Starting point is 02:31:10 I probably spent like damn near a hundred dollars yesterday. Like a hundred grand. On trying to buy new deodorants and trying them out. So you bought, wait, you just bought, you bought mad. I bought like six bars of soap yesterday. Sweater guy. He bought mad deodorants. He's just the most interesting person. Tell him the most light skin shit I've ever heard of. What'd you do with the remainder of the deodorants that didn't work, nigga? yesterday
Starting point is 02:31:34 No that peppermint shit was trying I'm telling you the YouTube review bag Why don't you use black soap soap, or you against it? No, black soap, all right. It's cool. And I don't like the way it smells. No, black soap would be raw black soap would pit your skin. Yo, yeah, that black soap. Raw black soap would pit your skin as well.
Starting point is 02:31:55 What the fuck is he doing? I try to use that for, I try to use that for some other shit. Yo, sometimes I'm funny. Yo, you don't get to 10 years without being funny sometimes. Why you don't use black soap or are you against it? They started talking about it. That shit wasn't that funny. Exactly, it's not funny.
Starting point is 02:32:16 Me and Freeze thought it was funny. Yeah. Me and Freeze thought it was funny. Y'all can't tell us what we think is funny. Black soap will peel your skin off. And you try to be funny, double the tall drug, because it's good. Stop. I didn't say nothing about this girl.
Starting point is 02:32:26 Don't do that. And I told you about playing like that with our families. Yo, I still can't believe that Rich Medina, Cece Pinniston, and Crystal Waters. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Saturday, I might take a girl. I might.
Starting point is 02:32:37 I might do that. I might do that. We should all go down there, man. I might do that. I would. Group trip. Group trip. Group trip, then.
Starting point is 02:32:44 Yeah. Yeah, hook it up, Mark. Yeah, I'll get'm with it. Group trip, group trip. Group trip, then. Yeah, hook it up, Mark. Yeah, I get that, yeah. Mark can get us in. You think he could? I think he could. Oh, wait, he might. Can you?
Starting point is 02:32:52 That's the setup. That's the same shit he did to you. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. That's not, but I don't mean like just, niggas need like the passes. All passes. Not, all right, y'all in. You could get us in with like a wait.
Starting point is 02:33:01 Like if we wait by the gate. Yo, stand right here by the gate. I'm gonna go see what I can do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's one of those. Come around to the side, one of those. Edamon, I go stand right here by the gate I'm gonna see what I could do To the side one of those I'm not trying to do that though You said quest love stop sending you the birthday invite to the movies then I checked my phone and he's sending to me Okay, so you're back. We're good. We're back. We're back. So the quest love we be back. We'd be in the VIP We'd be in the VIP. I get it everybody That was a part of the 10-year journey man. Roots Picnic. Yeah, it was a good time.
Starting point is 02:33:25 Good time, it was a good time. Y'all don't wanna do it? Why don't we live podcast again? Why don't we what? Do a live podcast from the Roots Picnic. Were you here when I asked everybody what their fee would be for a live podcast? No.
Starting point is 02:33:37 No. No, no, no. If you would like to do it. Ask him what his is. You ask him. What's your fee for a lot of podcasts? I honestly I was definitely charged I didn't think about money for I just thought it would be such a good look big mark such a good play mark You don't told me what the big mark Would charge I'm just saying but I wouldn't even that wasn't my first time now
Starting point is 02:34:00 This should be a one-minute go around and then we close. What would yours be? I don't know. I'll have to talk to my team. Good answer, Freeze. Freeze team is my team. Yeah. All right, all right. Good answer. Doing it for the love.
Starting point is 02:34:13 All right, for the love. All right. We recording this. Fuck that shit up. For the love of money. For the love of Brad, nigga. You know my feelings. Mel.
Starting point is 02:34:22 Favorite nations. Mel, has your rate going up? Yeah. Lots of things are happening. Lots of things are happening. I can do it. We're just ordinary people. Maybe we should take it slow.
Starting point is 02:34:42 Yo. Take it slow. Oh. Oh. Oh. Take it slow. This time we'll take it slow. Hey. Hey, yo, I hope, I hope. I like it, Mark. Hey, yo. What did you do?
Starting point is 02:34:57 Y'all fried me up? Yo, y'all need to just be like, all right. It ain't chicken meat. It ain't chicken meat at all. Moving on. All right, Mark. Hey, you got your answer all right. All right. It ain't chicken meat. It ain't chicken meat at all. Moving on. All right, Mark, hey, you got your answer? Yes. Got it.
Starting point is 02:35:09 We're not going to the Rootspeak. Yeah, not at all. That's the answer. We'll go to Hangout. Right. Yo, if y'all really want, y'all want me to get a Sprinter? Let's do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:35:17 Fuck it. Let's go. Yeah, that'd be dope. When is this? Do shit like that, y'all. May 31st and June 1st. Yeah. I'm doing that Richmond Deanage. And I ain't going. When is the cheesy part? Do shit like that. May 31st and June 1st. Yeah. I'm doing that Rich Medina shit, I ain't going.
Starting point is 02:35:26 When is the cheesy part? They ain't released the schedule. They don't ever release the schedule. It's probably gonna be Saturday too, but. I'll find out though. Yeah, let's go ice. Yeah, please. I'll find out.
Starting point is 02:35:35 That Rich Medina shit just got me. That's gonna be crazy. That got me hyped. And Cece still sounds good. Seriously, I'm not joking. I'm not joking. Oh, you talking about, I ain't stop. I ain't moving on.
Starting point is 02:35:44 Yo. But how much is about? All right, stop. All right, moving on. Yo. But how much is it? Hey, yo, nigga. Yo, nigga, nigga's at a meeting. Yo, look. So you call it, so you... Everybody's chopped. Let's be respectful. Hey, listen.
Starting point is 02:35:58 Sometimes we have to take advantage of opportunities that are presented to us. We have to know it's on the board. And when the opportunity comes knocking on your door, it's not up to you guys to fuck and step on somebody's fucking moment, you motherfuckers. All right, I want to say that to you niggas out there. Let motherfuckers have fun and do what they do.
Starting point is 02:36:14 It's their moment. How dare you guys play around, chastised, try to make fun of somebody's moment when they're being praised and highlighted? Who gives a fuck? Nigga, I wore the socks. I told you before this, bro. I told you. I wore the socks. I told you before this morning. I told the people.
Starting point is 02:36:27 I pulled you to the side. You did? I told you. The people, nigga. Yo, you don't. The people, nigga. The people. They pulled me to the side this morning.
Starting point is 02:36:35 He done listened for shit. He do what he want to do. Yeah. You motherfuckers stop playing, now I'm dead ass. I saw that shit. I don't like that shit. The Kendrick. What is this Drake throws the rose in jersey? I'm on the fucking stop playing, I'm dead ass. I saw that shit, I don't like that shit. Kendrick, what is this Drake throws DeRozan jersey? So at his show last night, I guess maybe night before last now, you know, he's performing, he's doing his thing,
Starting point is 02:36:53 he pulls up DeRozan jersey, balls it up, throws it to the crowd, throws it on the floor, whatever. And I guess my question, and I get, he don't fuck with DeRozan, I actually don't think he's wrong about his issue with DeRozan, but at some point, the shit just gets corny to me like it's a question childhood shit yeah and you play yourself I think he thinks it's working because it's playing to these Australian crowds these
Starting point is 02:37:11 white crowds but I feel like at home is looking crazy you can't ahoy matey your way out of this one buddy that's what I'm saying looks crazy but I feel like it is detrimental that you're just dragging the shit out. That's the part I agree. You remind people Now, huh, he's on the song. What's all not like us? What are you talking Drake sung the song my nigga When we didn't hear this, where did you see this? He's singing a song. Did you like it when he sang it his version? Bro, I feel like that would be all over the Drake is see why that like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, My barber's been the same for three years. You got a black barber? But he got a new blade. He's got a black, he went to Bliss.com, got some new shit. He got the new Bliss.
Starting point is 02:38:09 Wait, wait, hold on, wait, wait, your barber's not black? He got the new Andes? I don't know what he got, nigga, I go to sleep. Well, your barber's not black, he don't do none of that shit. You got a white barber? Nah, he Asian.
Starting point is 02:38:22 Okay. Oh shit, no. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. No. Oh shit. You don't want an Asian doctor, but you want an Asian barber nigga?
Starting point is 02:38:31 Everybody just stop right now. He got the spectacle. We gotta mute up. We gotta mute up. Yo, for the 10th anniversary, I ain't gonna lie to you. This is my honest opinion. I really feel like you hold the keys
Starting point is 02:38:46 to taking us really where we need to go I'm just gonna give you my honest opinion. I really feel like you hold the keys to taking us really where we need to go, and we just kind of find an unearth it. Antoine, you've been working here long enough to know you having an Asian barber is like a drink drop. I've mentioned this before, man. I have never heard you say your barber is Asian. Is she a girl? He's Filipino, man.
Starting point is 02:39:14 Nice, nice. That's different. This would have a girl barber. That's different. Filipino and Asian? You have a Filipino barber? Yo, what? It's not different, yo.
Starting point is 02:39:25 That's black Asian. That's black Asian. That is a different kind of Asian. It is, it is. That's like Cambodian Asian. When he said Asian, I thought you was- Niggas is so ignorant. Do they work in a black barber shop?
Starting point is 02:39:35 Nah, he Dola. He got- He don't have a shop. He got one of the suites. He used to work right up the street. But now he got one of the suites. Fort Lee? The whole, everybody go to him.
Starting point is 02:39:43 All the crew. Yeah, he black Asian, that's what I'm saying. All of the crew go to him. The whole, everybody go to him. All the crew. He'll put you. Yeah, he Black Asian. That's what I'm saying. All of the crew go to him. He'll push your line back. Who's the crew? I ain't getting into the name game.
Starting point is 02:39:50 Danny? Our crew. Nobody in my crew has a Filipino barber. Nobody in my crew has a Filipino barber, except for you. You and my crew, I count you. I'll tell you. Turn around, let me see what your issue is real quick. Naj is bald, nigga.
Starting point is 02:40:04 Don't nudge me to death. I didn't even say Nodge's name, but the rest. Echo don't go to a Filipino bar. I got the barber from Echo. Echo does not go to a Filipino bar. I got the barber from Echo. I swear to God, I will call Echo. I got the barber from Echo.
Starting point is 02:40:15 But does Echo use that barber? But he don't go there. Yeah. He just said, I know somebody that. No, nigga. I know somebody for you. That's our barber. Why can I not believe this? That Ish has has a Filipino barber even though he's telling me yo
Starting point is 02:40:29 something's wrong with your brain that's why wait till umar find out did you got a philippine ish ish is diverse when. When Umar hit his couch pat on your barber. Yeah, you're a ****, bro. He used a blade and shit? He used a, like... A marlin. Oh. Oh, when you started getting the hoodies made over there.
Starting point is 02:40:56 You can't say that, nigga. I know we're making cheap over there, but you can't say that? This don't get his hoodies from over there? So that's the plug to get it for... Can't say that, nigga. My mom tried hoodies smoke? So that's the plug to get it for... You can't say that, nigga. My mom tried to start some hoodies smoke between me and you.
Starting point is 02:41:08 Stop calling my mom. Shout out to Miss Faced. Don't call my mom no more. Solid. Because I didn't another beef just laying on my plate that I didn't know I had. My mom been asking me for three and four X hoodies for months.
Starting point is 02:41:20 I don't have them. I didn't have them. Stupid as he is. Here she go. Yo, you could just... You know who got three, four, and five X hoodies? I'm like, yo. Moms, yo. Yo, moms.
Starting point is 02:41:34 They say whatever they want. Cool moms. Ish. Thanks. Thanks, mom. Starts with division. It's all right, bro. Give me the hookup to the 5X of these, nigga. I got you.
Starting point is 02:41:46 No, you always got me and never give me. You always got me and never give me. I'm still waiting on the fucking 100 doors. Oh, man. You know what's wrong with you? I got money just sitting in the bank, waiting. You don't call. Oh, you gotta just sit in there.
Starting point is 02:41:58 Oh, you gotta sit in there, huh? No, I moved it to the money market. What percent? I can't say, but you did it. Ain't bad. You did it. Ain't bad. I took your advice.
Starting point is 02:42:09 You ain't never take my advice. No, this time I took your advice. You don't have to take my advice. No, the money market, I took your advice. Remember I was stubborn a few months ago, I was on my black shit, I wanna look at the money. Oh, I remember. Remember?
Starting point is 02:42:20 And he was like, I do that shit. I did that shit. I did it, I moved it. Nice. I don't feel all the did it. I moved it. Nice. I don't feel all the way great about it yet. What? I'm still black. I get it.
Starting point is 02:42:30 That's me. I want to see that shit. That's not true. I just don't trust, if the world were to get into some type of apocalyptic, it's the end and you need something fast. You got something fast. Yeah, but the, even when we first had it.
Starting point is 02:42:45 I know it's fully insured, yada yada. And you ain't give them all you got. Right, that was the whole point. They come in every month for you. You doing that shit that you did last part. That I did, bro. It don't come in every month. Huh?
Starting point is 02:42:59 Net 90. Yo, stop doing that. Net 90, because you lying. We're going for one of these pillows. Stop doing that. We couldn't have gotten to 10 years without lies. We couldn't have gotten to 10 years without some lies. This guy's crazy, bro. This nigga was lying on me before I even got up here.
Starting point is 02:43:18 I don't think the money market niggas give you enough for what they ask you to give them. But that's a talk for another day. It is. You just got to be thankful. Market niggas give you enough for what they ask you to give them, but that's a talk for another day. It is. You just got to be thankful. And why don't all banks do that? Why would they do that? Because that's how banks run.
Starting point is 02:43:31 Yeah, but they want to keep the small people small. What are you talking about? I just don't think it's right. It's not right. I just don't think it's right. All banks should operate that way. No, they shouldn't. I feel like they should.
Starting point is 02:43:43 Yeah, because you ain't get enough money yet. Not that I did, I just know some niggas that got it. But they tell me about it. If I got more money, what would my thinking be? Your thinking would understand your position that you play in the world and the people under you and the position that they play in the world. Haves and have nots.
Starting point is 02:43:58 So the powers that be, the powers that be don't want other people to excel. They purposely keep you at a certain level, niggas, so they can eat off of you. No, I got that part, but do you think that- So we're not gonna open up all of the instruments that you have at your level to them? What percentage of people that are at that level, whatever level you're talking about,
Starting point is 02:44:16 do you think adopt that thinking? That's my question to the room. Do y'all think that at a- Damn near all of them. What level we talking about? 30 million a year? 40 million a year? Do y'all think that all of the people that are at 30, 40,
Starting point is 02:44:31 50, 60 million a year have adopted the thinking that Isha's referring to? Or do y'all think that some people keep their soul? I think most do. I shouldn't word it like that, because that's not what I mean. No, don't say keep their soul. I think what happens is,
Starting point is 02:44:44 I think what happens is, know, I shouldn't word it like that, because that's not what I mean. No, don't say keep they soul. I think what happens is, I think what happens is, your day to day living, you forget those people even exist. I'm dead ass. I think they surrounded by everybody that's on your level or higher, you kind of forget that even exists. We see it in politics every fucking day, my nigga.
Starting point is 02:45:00 The people that are making the laws forget that the little people exist. Them niggas is just a cog in the wheel that just keeps moving. I think that them people know that the little people exist. They just don't give a fuck about them people. Same thing. Same thing. And them people know that if the little people down there get smart enough, it threatens
Starting point is 02:45:18 them. 50 million a year, would you all adopt that thinking? Yes. I wouldn't. Because I wouldn't remember where I came from. We got a note from Ish, a no from Mark Parks. No. A no from Parks, Flip.
Starting point is 02:45:27 Everybody say it until they get it. A no from Flip, Mel. No. All right, I hear you. I hear you. What a circumstantial. What you said, Mark. It may change.
Starting point is 02:45:39 Everybody's saying no except for Freaks. I believe Ice. I'm telling the truth. I believe Ice, I believe Parks, and I believe Mark. Oh, you don't believe, oh, you don't Freaks. I believe ice. I'm telling the truth. I believe ice, I believe parts, and I believe Mark. Oh, you don't believe? Oh, you don't believe us? You don't believe us over here. I believe y'all think.
Starting point is 02:45:50 I believe this side of the room. But it may change, depends. I just do, I believe this side of the room. You don't believe your boy? Who? Me. Uh-uh. Real talk, I think a lot of people go in with that mindset,
Starting point is 02:46:03 and then when they get to that level. It may change though. All of that shit changes. Yes, you learn more though. I think it's levels in life and I still, even where I am today, which ain't a high level, I still really, really, really go to the ground and polly with niggas today that are way beneath my level
Starting point is 02:46:20 that I'm on and I still try to pull them up. But you're just a people's person and you have the patience to do so. When you get burned by doing that or going down and speaking to people that don't appreciate those things, it will sort of leave a bad taste in your mouth. If Ish made 30 million a year, I don't think he'd be in America. He wouldn't. I don't think he would live in America.
Starting point is 02:46:39 I think him and his family would move to same bars. I'd be six months on. So what do you say about niggas that's rich, that go back to the hood and poly in the hood, even though they go, you know. What's rich? Rich, like 50 rich. You still go back to the hood and see niggas and check niggas and have conversations with them?
Starting point is 02:46:54 I think 50 is outlier, so that's not fair. I think. I don't think that that's- Name somebody else besides 50. See, I think this is what happens. I think that we looking at the entertainment sphere, and then the entertainment sphere, it may not be that many people
Starting point is 02:47:06 because they can't go back home. But I think there are people that are doing well, significantly well, and they still go back and try to help people bring them up. I think that that happens. It just may not be. You think they have that 50, 60 million dollars a year level doing that?
Starting point is 02:47:21 I think it's sparingly because once you get to that level, your time is limited. And that's what I'm saying. Once you get up there, everything changes for you. You don't even have the resources or time to worry about that anymore. You just so happen to go back to the neighborhood to go check a family member. You see somebody that you made a promise years ago
Starting point is 02:47:39 when you wasn't up. I seen situations happen like that. Oh, break those. Yo, you see. I break those. No, no, you don't break those. I, break those. I break those. No, no, you don't break those. I seen the situation. I break them.
Starting point is 02:47:47 No, you're stopping, Joe. Sorry. You gotta stop acting like you like that for the fucking, you're not, you and 50 are the same type of nigga too. It's just for the camera. You the same type of nigga. You see somebody like, oh yeah, I said that.
Starting point is 02:47:59 I remember that. No, I'm one of the most giving people in the world. Yeah, come on, Joe, stop. Like, I'm frontin', I'm frontin' for the camera. I give and give and give and give and give. You only gave to the Jersey City niggas? No. You think it's gonna be funny, see?
Starting point is 02:48:11 I was just asking. Which one? I ain't gave too many of them. Can I kiss me in them? That Jason. Can I kiss me in them that Jason? Yo. He paid them niggas up.
Starting point is 02:48:19 I'ma buy you a gas station, hey! Yo, holy shit. Flip. Damn. You can't say that. A subway for you? Hey. Don't get down on the street. Hey, hey, hey, don't be money.
Starting point is 02:48:29 The clock is ticking for me. I'm going out with a bang. Yeah, this guy is. I'm going out with a bang. Don't be too much mean. I'm going out with a bang. Going out with a bang. Before what?
Starting point is 02:48:38 Clock is ticking. On your exit? On my exit. The clock is ticking is very soon. There's too many meetings I'm having. No, don't shake your head. You don't know what I've been going through this whole fucking week.
Starting point is 02:48:48 I got to come here and be a fucking professional, because that's what they use against me. Being professional. Nude your buttons. I'm sitting here with a lot of anger, not towards anyone, but I have to put on a face to perform. My time is almost up. The word you're looking for is professionalism.
Starting point is 02:49:06 Work. Work. Yeah, that's what they're masking. That's the word you're looking for. You gotta be a professional. You gotta be a professional. That's what they're masking it. It don't feel good up here when you gotta be professional, right?
Starting point is 02:49:16 I don't like professionalism. I don't, but I think you guys. Let me think. You might be honest. Was this thing built with professionalism? It wasn't. No, but I got rid of the Nick. All right.
Starting point is 02:49:26 Don't do that. I'm not. I'm not. And shout out to them 10 years. I'm shouting out to everybody. Everybody that's contributed, everybody that didn't contribute. They played a significant, very, very, very significant. And then Ice will look at it.
Starting point is 02:49:37 Yes. You got that right. There's no joke for me. No, I'm not even laughing. I'm very serious about it. I'm serious as well. I'm very serious about it. Their fucking sweat equity when shit wasn't
Starting point is 02:49:46 where it needed to be, not only did it get us where we needed to go, but today that very same work ethic, it angers me. Man, these niggas will go, won't it? These niggas will not die. You gotta work, salute to them. That's a joke, that's a joke. Shout out to everybody, Marty the body. No, yes it is, yes it is, yes it is. I don't joke, that's a joke. Shout out to everybody, Marty the body.
Starting point is 02:50:05 No, yes it is, yes it is, yes it is. I don't want, yo, for 10 years, 95% of the shots that I've sent up here have only been for play play. It's just on air, theatrics, is part of what makes me the greatest in the world at this. When I go home, I have real thoughts about some of this shit. You got it, bro.
Starting point is 02:50:29 Just leave me alone. Yeah, what Jay-Z did. Now listen, yeah, no, listen, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you, I got you, I'm holding you down I was in chaos when this shit fucking dropped Where you was what? I was in chaos when this shit dropped Ah, a legend Nail blown on over that brown groin But still you a nail cut Welcome to hell where you are welcome to sell
Starting point is 02:51:17 But when the shells come you better return them Use your band All cause we learn them like the back of our hands Use your, use your band You watch the cops coming like the back of our hands You watch the cops, I run out the back of my hand Wear a G on my chest, I don't need that for damn That for damn Never never never never never Now listen, listen, the fucking allegations are always loud
Starting point is 02:51:38 And the exoneration is always quiet Oh yeah, the disrespect is always loud No matter the magnitude of the superstar we speak of, in this instance it happens to be Sean Carter, Jay-Z, all of that, whatever was going on with him, I don't even know, because I didn't really read up on it, or take it seriously, it's out the window. It's out the window.
Starting point is 02:52:01 All charges dismissed dropped Countersuit now we are suing you Tony Busby for the stress the duress the heartache the pain That you caused me and my family you have caused me to lose 20 million dollar deals Yeah, I absolutely love this. I hope he's calling them out to the socks. I do not see enough of the media loud. Loud. Y'all are not loud enough for me. I agree. My fucking gird. Y'all are not loud enough for me right now. Thousand percent. Let me get the round of applause real quick. Thousand percent. Congratulations to all. I don't know if it's irony, you have laid the blueprint.
Starting point is 02:52:47 You have laid the blueprint for how black men should handle these things when they are false. That's important to know. When it's a false allegation, too many times for too many years, in recent years, there's just been shakedowns of sorts. too many times for too many years in recent years, there's just been shakedowns of sorts. But he came out with conviction from the gate. That don't mean that you're not about to lose deals, because just the sheer announcement is gonna make you lose deals.
Starting point is 02:53:20 But he came out, said I didn't do it. It was a lot, the internet was loud. Boy, y'all were loud. Almost like y'all was waiting on another black great to fall for shit like this. I think that's nasty of the internet, but I get it. I get it, y'all on some today nasty grimy shit. But I was really excited about this.
Starting point is 02:53:43 I would love for more media outlets to report on this in caps. In caps, write it in big bold font. It's too quiet out there for me. And Hov ain't gonna say nothing because he's Hov. He's just gonna speak through the counter suit and crack crack homeboys muffin. Again, I hope he put me down to his socks. I hope he take everything he got. I promise you I hope he take everything he got.
Starting point is 02:54:04 He fought. Yeah, he filed the lawsuit like a day before Blue Ivy's premiere for Lion King, so he was forced to make a choice to go see his daughter or stay away because of the negative press, which is what he ended up having to do. It's disgusting. What you put in the suit as part of his reason why he was countered?
Starting point is 02:54:22 I hope he strips him down to his socks. I want to take the socks off. Not for nothing, and I ain't even on that. in the suit as part of his reason why he's holding this counter suit. I hope he strips him down to his socks. I want to take the socks off. Not for nothing and I ain't even on that. I want your family to feel what my family potentially felt or what you tried to make my family feel. You get what I'm saying? Like don't think about the losses
Starting point is 02:54:36 that could potentially occur from people being falsely accused of shit. I want you to strip them, dead ass. It's obvious the court, because it was dismissed with prejudice, so they can't refile. That usually happens when a case is so obviously fake, you know, that the court doesn't want to entertain it anymore. I mean, all the evidence that came out, I was like, this person was in another part of the country.
Starting point is 02:54:58 I was here, oh, that person didn't appear. Have you heard this statement? The statement didn't even make sense. Anybody that knows New York City, like at one point the girl was like, yo, I just remember this really big circle driveway that we pulled up to this house. Right.
Starting point is 02:55:14 That's barely exist in the trustee area in January. But none of it made sense. What's interesting is Puff also issued a statement. Puff charges have been dropped too. Because the case was dropped against Puff and against Jay and on this particular case. And Puff is basically like, see, people be lying. This is another example of these cases coming out,
Starting point is 02:55:36 used against me to lie. So while this case is false, it seems Puffy is using it as an excuse to kind of say, look, everybody's after me. This is wrong. I think it's unfair to kind of say look everybody's after me. This is wrong I think it's unfair to even mention puff during the whole segment and but but they were grouped together But I think it's important to note that this is why this is why it's interesting because it jay is innocent of this And I believe puff is innocent of this one But it's interesting to see how that plays into the rest of his cases in terms of the court of public opinion. I
Starting point is 02:56:02 Said that I think some of the ones against Puff, by the way, for going there are gonna come out as false as well. I've been saying for a long time, I think that the people that are coming out against Puff, and I think Puff has lawyers that are great, I don't know his lawyers, but I'm assuming that he has some of the best lawyers money can buy.
Starting point is 02:56:23 I think what's gonna happen is some of these people are gonna start recanting their stories and start getting their ass whooped on the stand, but I'm assuming that he has some of the best lawyers money can buy. I think what's gonna happen is some of these people are gonna start recanting their stories and start getting their ass whooped on the stand and it's gonna fair better for Puff to have more than less. I think the more people that come forward for Puff, I think it's gonna fair better for him to have more people
Starting point is 02:56:38 than less because we're gonna start proving some of these people to be liars and it's gonna play into the reasonable doubt. And also jurors don't trust that. I remember there was a case in Georgia, Dr. York, I don't know if you all remember Dr. York from back in the day. I do. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:56:51 And you know, there were thousands of cases of child molestation. At some point the jury, the prosecution said, we don't want to present thousands because it will seem so unbelievable that the jury may throw it all away because we don't believe this. So to your point, I think a small group of credible cases is better than throwing a bunch of stuff against the wall and making people doubt the whole thing. And because some settlements are going to come, everybody chasing the bat. Like the Busby dude, that was the same attorney that prosecuted Deshaun. I think stuff like that is important to know
Starting point is 02:57:26 because Busby wasn't chump. It wasn't like some, I don't want to say Lisa Bloom, Ambulance Chaser. Like this was somebody who has done this with a resume. But you might have been chump. You might have been taking advantage of these black people that were ignorant to the
Starting point is 02:57:42 law or their rights. And that had a whole bunch of money. And typically when you have a whole bunch, somebody sued you today for a million dollars. You, right? You give it to them. What's the charge? It depends on, it's not worth the headlines.
Starting point is 02:57:56 Well, that's where the shakedown comes from. You get what I'm saying? And so that's the shakedown. That's where the shakedown comes from. You might be Trump and you just made a fortune in doing this type of disgusting shit. Now I get you for two million, I get you for a million, I get this person for a million. Nigga, you talking. As Jane Doe.
Starting point is 02:58:12 Bruh, Jane Doe. As Jane Doe. With no nothing. There's nothing to lose. There's nothing for me to lose in this instance. Bruh. Until you go up against that one that's going to fight you back. Until you go up against the one that got a platform big enough
Starting point is 02:58:22 to be like, suck my dick, and now I'ma sue you. And you can take some heat, because that's why the Puffy thing is important too, because part of the shakedown was, I'm tying your name to this person that everybody hates right now. Because the allegation was they both did it at the same time. They both did it.
Starting point is 02:58:34 They attacked me together. So by saying that, the average celebrity's gonna be like, I don't want nothing to do, I don't wanna be nowhere near him, I don't even want my name on the same sentence as him, here's a million dollars, take it. I don't know Hov well enough to say this. I just don't think that that's the text that's getting him to the threesome.
Starting point is 02:58:49 Hey, me and him. Hey. Yo, I got puffing this girl here. Come through. I just, he's never been that. Like, he didn't move that way. Yeah. Congratulations.
Starting point is 02:59:04 Congratulations. I need a round of applause. Shout. Congratulations. Congratulations. Let's give a round of applause. Let's give a round of applause for Ove, man. Let's give a round of applause. Job well done. Sign the rock nation. Job well done. You have laid the blueprint for how men,
Starting point is 02:59:17 black men especially should handle false allegations. 1000%. From Jane Doe's. Yes. It happened to me again. I'm calling a lawyer. I'm calling him, get his lawyer. Jay-Z lawyer? Yeah, and I started to go for me to pay.
Starting point is 02:59:34 I was about to say, I ain't taking no cuts. Yeah, we not taking no cuts in Russia. Y'all wouldn't take a cut so I could beat my charges? Nah. Not at all, right? We good. Not for a second. What are the charges? Nah. Not at all, right? We good. Not for a second. What are the charges?
Starting point is 02:59:47 Nah, I would. Uh, hoarding. Yeah, I'm not taking any charges. I'm just kidding. Masturbation trafficking. Yes. All right. You moved this girl from state to state.
Starting point is 03:00:00 In your mind. To masturbate. It's crazy. Yo, congratulations to Hov and his entire family. That shit came out around with the Super Bowl now. That shit muddied a lot of waters. Or it was the potential. Was to muddy a lot of waters. So again, just congratulations to Hov.
Starting point is 03:00:19 Job well done. Tony Busby. I don't know what the future looks like, fam. It's gonna be rough. I hope it's bleak. I got him losing that. I got't know what the future looks like, fam. It's gonna be rough. I hope it's bleak. I got him losing that. I got him losing whatever the counter is.
Starting point is 03:00:28 He gonna settle. Hope may not wanna settle. Yeah, I'm gonna ask him. I wanna settle. I hope he don't settle. I don't wanna settle. I hope he don't settle. That admission statement didn't speak like,
Starting point is 03:00:37 nah, I'm gonna accept any type of settlement. He should zoom into submission. I'm gonna show you that I'm different. And then came back and rewrote some shit. I'm from Marcy. We ain't doing that. Yeah, nah, I hope he's opening up the notes. The notes tab in the iPhone.
Starting point is 03:00:49 He went crazy. He went crazy. Damn, man. Damn for something like that. I'm gonna show you. Okay. He did his thing. All the way fire.
Starting point is 03:00:56 All the way fire. Again, congratulations. Can't congratulate him enough. It's an old thing. That nasty ass move. Tony fucking Gussby. Let's see, let's see, let's see. What does that say right there?
Starting point is 03:01:07 Has your girl ever seen your group chat? I'll answer it first because mine's as fast. My girl has seen anything that has to do with my phone. With your phone. Yeah, it's ours. Now, she's seen it all, read it all, sent it all to her best girlfriend, gossiped about it, every last drop.
Starting point is 03:01:33 All of it. Even the bitches that I was texting it, I didn't mean that shit. Like, it don't matter. It's all on the record. This is a weird question because, first of all, yes, she's seen some of my group chats, certainly, but group chats don't really be like shit in there really at least a lot experience
Starting point is 03:01:48 It's usually just talking shit their group chat be like that. Yeah, they got messy group chats. I should That's why That's a projecting talking shit about each other it's like listen to this podcast damn near like ripping on somebody fucking an occasional fat ass. No, am I? Occasionally, I guess. You're right, that's projection, and that's one of the fucking double standards
Starting point is 03:02:12 that exists out there. Cause you know what girls do? Girls be showing dicks and all that. Real niggas ain't sending the girls nudes. Yeah, niggas ain't doing that. Like a real nigga's not sending the nudes to they whole crew. Never.
Starting point is 03:02:24 Like that's not happening. We doing what we do. Girls do that. Niggas not sending the nudes to they whole crew. Like that's not happening. Girls do that. Niggas on my trips and shit. Girls will send a nigga whole monkey to everybody else in the team. That's crazy. Yes. I didn't know.
Starting point is 03:02:34 Look at this guy. Damn. You lie. I don't send my pictures out. So I never thought about it. Yeah, I never did. It's never something I thought about or worried about. Yeah, they do though, doc.
Starting point is 03:02:43 Girls do. That's crazy. On my Instagram algorithm, I bumped into an older... Mel? Yes. Go ahead, I'll clear out. You're a part of the conversation? Well, I think you guys have the assumption that there's all just dicks in our group chat.
Starting point is 03:02:56 That's not what he said. That's not what I said. You have their... Gender wars. That's not that. Gender wars. Gender wars. What made it to two years without gender wars? Let's give it up for gender wars. Yeah, you got to give it up for gender wars. It's not that. Gender wars. Not in, not in. Gender wars.
Starting point is 03:03:06 We wouldn't have made it in two years without gender wars. Wait, let's give it up for gender wars. Yeah, you got to give it up for gender wars. No, come on, come on. What's in your group chat? Oh shit, you see that? Oh my goodness. Furniture.
Starting point is 03:03:19 Sorry to disappoint. It's not a bunch of dicks, I'm sorry. Yeah girl, he laid me down on this Chase lounge and he folded me like this chair right here. He folded me like this. No, no, Wayfair's having a President's Day sale. That is what's happening in my group chat. I know, maybe in my 20s it was different,
Starting point is 03:03:34 but right now it's furniture. I have a wife, she tells me what goes on in girls' groups. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck men are talking about. All that she do up here is lie. All that she does up here is lie. All that she does up here is lie. I will show you my group chat right now. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it.
Starting point is 03:03:50 But so you ain't got no spicy group to do. Do other women you know have spicy group chats? Oh, absolutely. And she done removed some holes in the group chat too now. Green bubbles probably. Green bubbles will definitely get you. Because it gets in the dicks. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:04:02 Sometimes it gets a little, I'm a little vanilla sometimes. You know, when they talk about like, you know, dicks in their ear and shit like that, I'm like, OK, I'm exiting stage left. This is not my. OK, so it's not like there are dicks in the group chat. You're just not a sender of them. Yeah, well, you just said it was all way fair. It can be conversation.
Starting point is 03:04:17 My current group chat right now is like, is furniture and candles and shit like that. Yes. It's not. It's a whole world. I ain't no like. This podcast would have gotten nowhere without lies, Joe. You are right. Give it up for lies. It has been over a year and one.
Starting point is 03:04:31 Fuck. I got some gender wars shit here real quick. Oh. Oh, yeah. Count me out. I was looking at, no, you're going to jump in this one. Yeah, you're never. This one you're jumping.
Starting point is 03:04:43 You're never coming out with gender wars shit. I was looking at a post from're gonna jump in this one. This one you'll jump in. You're never coming out of it. I was looking at a post from a gentleman named Jeff Fargo. It was a black man and a white man on a podcast on Instagram they was talking. And the black man took exception to the term happy wife, happy life. I do too. You follow me, right?
Starting point is 03:05:04 Yeah. Once he spoke about it, I totally agreed with what he was saying. I do too. You follow me right? Yeah. Once he spoke about it I totally agreed with what he was saying. He was saying why does that phrase exist? Actually, I'm just playing. I'm going to play because I'm going to fuck it up. Kids don't respect a man who sacrifices his own purpose. They cooked.
Starting point is 03:05:22 Neither do women. Have you made this mistake where you kind of lost sight of your purpose because you thought that that was the best way to be a father or be a man? Oh yeah. I fell into that trap too where I stopped working as much. I made my priority, my wife and my kid, and I lost sight of the goal. And one day I looked up and their lives were worse because I couldn't provide. They were getting more of my time.
Starting point is 03:05:45 They were getting more of my quote unquote love, but their lives weren't any better. They need to see you hustle. Your wife, your kids need to see you win. Your children don't want a miserable dad. They want to see you crush it in life. That's what they want to see. Have you ever heard the phrase happy wife, happy life?
Starting point is 03:06:01 All the time. Does it piss you off like it pisses me off? Yeah, it's fucking annoying. Because there's no situation with happy wife, happy life? All the time. Does it piss you off like it pisses me off? Yeah, it's fucking annoying. Because there's no situation with happy wife, miserable dad. If dad's miserable, wife miserable, kid's miserable, there's no such thing as happy family, miserable dad. Dad must suffer, but he must enjoy the suffering.
Starting point is 03:06:18 God damn is what I said when I heard that. I never put that in a vacuum that way. Remind me to tell you something off camera. Okay. But why does, why does, why he gotta be miserable if she's happy? That was exactly what I was gonna ask. That's not what he said.
Starting point is 03:06:36 I think the idea is that we- That's the assumption that people would be led to think because me and him just had the same question. You know why? Because when you say happy wife, happy life, it seems as if the only priority is the people outside of you. Exactly. Like if you said, you should be happy spouse, happy house. Right. Like both of us agree.
Starting point is 03:06:54 Both of us agree. But but but men are not that it's not that men are discarded. Men are discarded. It's often like, OK, you got to do whatever you got to do to make sure the house to make sure the kids are fed to make sure everybody's happy. And not for nothing. It's a role that we accept. We accept that we almost say fuck ourselves So hold up this house. Yeah Some people like that part of people are proud of that makes them happy Yeah, but no, I don't know if it necessarily makes them happy. We forego our happiness Yeah, our happiness is an afterthought. Secondary.
Starting point is 03:07:25 Dog, you gotta listen to, cut it out. Yeah. That nigga. He be saying a bunch of fly shit. He a dick sometimes, but I'm telling you, he basically says that yo, as a man, when you start ascending in age, you kinda put your happiness to, it's not, what I'm a bitch for. Ain't nobody coming to save you, ain't nobody gonna listen.
Starting point is 03:07:44 You gotta make it happen regardless. And you kind of live by that. Yo, we gotta do the work. We gotta do the work. We gotta do the work. When we first came, you like, yo, we're gonna put our heads down. We're gonna do the work.
Starting point is 03:07:53 And I think benefits gonna be at the end of it. And that's what happens. And as a man, that's how you kind of carry through life. But your happiness ain't your priority. Society makes that normal. Yes. That's why patriarchy is unhealthy for men too. If your wife is happy and your children is happy,
Starting point is 03:08:09 you know what I mean, that's all the focus should be. You're succeeding as a man no matter if your body is killing you or any of that shit. And you can't even complain about it. A lot of times, because you'll be looked at a certain way, a lot of times you can go through internal turmoil, but you have to put on a happy face when you walk into the house, right?
Starting point is 03:08:26 That applies to men. When they say leave that shit outside, but a lot of times you're bringing it inside, you just have to put a mask on. So it won't affect them. It says something, I'm sorry, I'm gonna interrupt you. Go ahead. No, it's okay.
Starting point is 03:08:38 It says something last episode, I was listening. He said if I only had $20 in my account, I would never, They would never know. My lady would never know. Fast. And I've been there before. Me too. Where I'm sitting here trying to rob Peter to pay Paul,
Starting point is 03:08:49 I'm borrowing money. My wife may have the money. Word. You know what I'm saying? That part. You know what I mean? But I'm going to borrow it to make this thing happen because my idea of manhood is partly about being able
Starting point is 03:08:58 to take care of everybody and to be in control. And everything. Yeah, and I'm like literally not sleeping at night trying to figure out how to put these things together. And. That's a fact. Because I don't. Stress will fuck you up. Exactly.
Starting point is 03:09:08 So you can die from stress. And we do every day. You always spend your last money to make sure your kids have and all that shit. Make sure your wife have and shit is different. And you just gotta eat that. Yeah, a lot of male voices. Let's give male a chance to process
Starting point is 03:09:21 and reply to this or speak to this. It just sounds like from. And we're not gender-worn. No, it just sounds like from what you guys are, you know, saying collectively that you fall victim to, you fall victim to like a kind of, like the idea of what a man is supposed to be.
Starting point is 03:09:41 You know what I'm saying? Absolutely. Like provision and leave your, you know, non-emotional, leave your stuff at the door, like all of that stuff, your humanity is inconsequential. And that doesn't, I don't really, I just don't see it that way. Maybe it's because I'm not married.
Starting point is 03:09:59 Maybe it's because of that. That's what happy wife, happy life is saying. But that's why I think that me and Ice had the same question at the same time, that I don't think that that saying forgoes your happiness. I never took it as that, personally. I never took it as that. And also, and also to Ice's point,
Starting point is 03:10:21 or like a couple of seconds ago, some people actually like that. Sometimes the source of their happiness is to see their wife and their family thriving. And so I don't think that it's a blanket statement that can be applied to all men, you know? It's a bad thing when you think that. And so hold on, the other thing is,
Starting point is 03:10:41 and so hold on, the other thing is, is that this is the first time in history where men and women are basically kind of on equal footing in terms of making the same money and whatever else. So what I hear from a lot of women is it's no longer provision that they're looking for. What they're looking for is partnership. What they're looking for is a little bit more self-development, and that is what they're not finding.
Starting point is 03:11:04 But that's part they're not finding. But that's part of the same problem. Patriarchy. Exactly. Because we're not trained to do that. We're trained to pay these bills and make sure that the lights are on and all that other stuff. And we get judged on that.
Starting point is 03:11:14 No, and so, but wait, hold on one second. To further that point, I think that all the motivational speakers that speak to y'all have done y'all a disservice by saying the only way to develop yourself is get rich, get fit. That's it. What about all the other ways that you can develop yourselves? You guys have been left at, left, there's been a grave disservice done to you
Starting point is 03:11:34 because of that way of thinking. That there's no value in that other level of self-development. That it's just get rich for provision and for yourself and get fit and that's it. What if the people are... I don't disagree with what she said. What if the people that's recie... I think that's true. I think that's true.
Starting point is 03:11:49 What if the people that's receiving it, receiving the perks, don't think about your happiness at all? Oh, well, then that's a fucked up mate. Let me ask you a question. That's just that, that's it. How many years do you think? How many years?
Starting point is 03:11:59 Hold on. My bad, my bad. Because that's not intentional, right? Because everybody has issues, man. But what if they also think that you're the man, suck it up, figure it out, because the role that you... That you not took, I guess, because the role that is, I guess, assigned to you, right? So she's not thinking that...
Starting point is 03:12:21 I'm going to be careful. She's not thinking that, you yo, I wonder if he's, she's gonna check on you, but she's not gonna go out her way. Some people not gonna go out their way to find out what are you going through at work or the finances, because men, we shut down. We shut down when you try to ask certain questions.
Starting point is 03:12:38 We're not communicative a lot of the time. We don't wanna get into that, yo, forget about that. We don't wanna, cause a lot of times, the partner- And we're taught not times. And we're talking not to. And we're talking not to. And that's worse than a complaining man. And that's worse than a crying man. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 03:12:49 I think that get rich, get fit shit is some modern shit. And that's some new age shit. Yeah, that's new. Most of the motivational speakers I follow, they don't live by that motto. Like I think that the motivational speakers I follow, they find it insulting that we only relegate it to protect and provide.
Starting point is 03:13:07 What I'm hearing, and I promise you I'm not trying to beef, like me and Mel had a big argument that went viral where she said, should the CEO of Xerox date the bus driver? You can't have both things. You can't say that I just want you to work on your personal development, but you also gotta make as much money as me, because now the man's gonna bust his ass to any also gotta make as much money as me, because now the man's gonna bust his ass
Starting point is 03:13:26 to any detriment to make as much money as that particular woman. No, that wasn't my argument. I just, the expectation put on her because of your argument is what I was basically saying. I was just like, why should she, if that's not what she wants? If she's going to hold out for somebody,
Starting point is 03:13:42 if she doesn't give a shit, and she will date anybody, bus driver, post office worker, or a CEO of a Fortune 500, that's her choice, but it's based, the whole argument was around there's slim pickings and you should just take what you should get. And if it's a bus driver, then just be happy, no matter what your station is in life. That was what that conversation was about. No, no, no, that wasn't it.
Starting point is 03:14:04 Because the bus driver was basically doing everything that you wanted. Yes. So in that, he would be more than that. It was based on the FDK Williams shit about her saying she shouldn't have to date the bus driver. And I said if the bus driver was checking all of these other boxes outside of the monetary box, and that makes him a great man, and he's still a great cut,
Starting point is 03:14:22 she just don't make no money. But back to what we talking about now, today's society is telling men, and we hear it every day, that provide and protect are your two primary things that you need to do. Get your money up. That's all I'm saying. Provide and protect. Provide and protect, provide and protect.
Starting point is 03:14:36 And that's being beaten to men's head. So in doing that provisional piece and that protection piece, men are forgetting themselves to be able to be providers and protectors. To show up. Yes. Yeah. For the things that we are being taught every fucking day
Starting point is 03:14:52 are our two primary objectives. I feel like that's what A Million Little Things is about, season one. And closing for me, and this is, tell me if I'm wrong, a lot of times when the woman is the provider, the man in the home feels like he's not respected. The man feels like he's not respected,
Starting point is 03:15:10 he's not looked at as a man if the woman is the provider. Now I don't know what that looks like, I don't know if, but that's a big thing as well. I think it's two things. It's a lot with that. I'm just saying, I don't wanna open that gate. My homegirls say that the man feels less there, right? I think it's two things. It's a lot with that. Yeah, I'm just saying, I don't want to open that gate, but. My homegirls say that the man feels less there, right?
Starting point is 03:15:29 And so he has an insecurity because he's not the breadwinner, or I don't want to say breadwinner, he's not the primary financial provider in the home. But then I had a conversation with one of my peoples, and this was a couple months ago, actually she a advocate of the pot. And I was saying like, yo, you make more money than you do. And she got a real high position at her job.
Starting point is 03:15:47 And I said, every single day you go to work and you boss people around, right? And that's your daily life. And I said, yo, a lot of times women can't check that at the door. So when you come home, you know you make more money than your man, and you are basically doing the same shit that you do for eight to 10 hours at work to your man and then when he starts to complain you look at it
Starting point is 03:16:08 as him being jealous that you make more money. Know you talking to me like a subservient and that's where some of the dog I promise you three days later she called me and was like yo I never had that talk with nobody that talk was so insightful I didn't know that I'd be talking to my man like that and he said it and I looked at it the way he said, like, yo, you just jealous of me because I make more money, whatever the case may be. A lot of times, we are allowing society
Starting point is 03:16:32 to make us worship titles and money. Damn, I wish I had this clip to add on to your point, but when, I have a brain freeze right now, I was on Shannon Sharp, the black comedian, the lady, not Cheryl Underwood. Leslie Jones? No. Not Leslie Jones.
Starting point is 03:16:47 One of the sakes, no. No, she was like, yo, I'm not the breadwinner. Just because I make the most money, I'm not the breadwinner. Yeah, and I didn't see that clip go around enough. It wasn't Monique. She said something like that before. I'll find it at some point, but she was like, even though I make more money than my man
Starting point is 03:17:05 I'm not the head of household or breadwinner I know many people that are in that relationship I know plenty of people that are in that relationship where the woman makes more money than the man but the man's still a man that's a hard thing to get to I think I think that's a really hard I think it comes down to finding a good compatible partner I don't want to of you. And figuring out who you want to be. I don't want to be the head of my household. I just want a partner who I'm equal with. And if my wife made 10 times more than me
Starting point is 03:17:30 or 10 times less than me, I still want that relationship. Me too. And I know some people take pride in, like Ice was saying, some people take pride. It was Sharon. It was Sharon. My husband, Sharon. Some people take pride in taking care of the family
Starting point is 03:17:43 and doing all that. That's true. Just like some women take pride in just taking care of the family and doing all that, that's true. Just like some women take pride in just taking care of the kids, right? But I think the issue is how society treats us or makes us think that that's who we're supposed to be and what our role is. And so that's what I'm always trying to work out.
Starting point is 03:17:54 I let it be known in mine. If my depression get to kicking in high gear, this whole shit is kaput. The kids, you, the house, the bills, the mortgage, 401, savings, future plans, all this shit is complete. That's facts. So yeah, happy house, happy spouse, I like that. But you can't, you can't though.
Starting point is 03:18:12 You can't what? Let's just talk. It's not true, what do you mean, let's just talk? Because reality kicks in. So regardless of your depression, your bills still gotta get paid. It don't matter what you going through my nigga wait Lex gotta eat, but this is the part in this part I'm gonna lean into what Mel is talking about right if I have a bad enough argument with my girl
Starting point is 03:18:35 I'm not saying that my work won't get done How I show up in the world is going to look differently. It's possible So yeah, I need to be handled a certain way the same way you need to be handled a certain way. Because I need to go out there and be my best. It's not about the work not getting done. It's about, do you want my... That's unique to this job too.
Starting point is 03:18:57 Okay, well I had no other job. No, I'm just saying, no, it's unique to this job. Because in corporate, you know what I'm saying? It's a little, you sell your personality to make a living. Right. So if you having a fucked up day, we see it. It's going to come across on camera. But if you worked in a corporate office and you was a VP of finance or if you was da da da da da, your shitty would be skimming the books.
Starting point is 03:19:19 And it's still and that still could happen. And if you worked in corporate, it still could happen. Your team got to eat it. You could you could miss some shit that's fucking around and cost you all some money, because you distracted, you're not focused on your job. Off on a tangent, I just thought that that happy wife, happy life, she was the first person I've heard
Starting point is 03:19:34 on the internet really look taken aback by that. Yeah. Me, I've never heard someone be... He looked pissed at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never heard someone bring that down like that. I see where that coming from. I don't think that that phrase necessarily means that though.
Starting point is 03:19:46 Me neither. Okay. I do have a part of the show. This part of the show is from a name I can't pronounce, but I'm going to go back to school and itch will lose our life competition for good. for good. No. This says, on December 20th, the Discord community lost a beloved member of the J.B.P. community, Jason Blayton-Abru. I'm hoping I'm pronouncing the last name correctly.
Starting point is 03:20:16 Blayton was a talented rapper, Imani's Eskimo brother, allegedly, and a devoted father who spoke often and highly of his children What if you put your dick in your fucking bit? Anyway during our time with blatant? He was critical of the pod following Joe for many years to us blatant was family He logged in daily to update us on his day talk about his love for his ex slash BM and playfully tell us to fuck off He stopped responding one day and several days passed without an update.
Starting point is 03:20:48 We all wondered if Blayton was finally taking a break from writing in his Discord diary. After a little investigating and 15 days later, we found his obituary. God damn. My gosh. The news was shocking to us and we're still trying to process it as a family.
Starting point is 03:21:06 So I ask, have any of you lost an online fan or friend you've never met but built a relationship with? Was it difficult to explain to your real life family slash friends who may not understand online relationships? Rest in peace, Jason Blayton of Brew. Request a break. who may not understand online relationships. Rest in peace, Jason Blayton Abreu. Man, rest in peace. Abreu. Abreu, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 03:21:31 Great question, and rest in peace to Jason Abreu. Yeah, and yes. Distinguished panel. I've had that experience. And it's hard because I know the first time it happened to me was in 2006 when I used to run a blog called The Barbershop Notebooks. It was when blogs were still new in online communities, people didn't really understand it.
Starting point is 03:21:48 But these were people who I engaged every day. Now you people kind of know to be in spaces or on Twitter or whatever. You know that you can be in community with people you never met. But back then it made sense to us intuitively, like we knew that was our people, but I had never met. His name was Omori Nde. Lin writes his real name, and I had never met him before. And he eventually died, two people, he died, he is very openly HIV positive and actually had AIDS. And he was working on his PhD, and he was doing all his cool stuff,
Starting point is 03:22:16 and he was so excited, and he was working, and then suddenly he took a term for the worst, and he just was gone for three weeks, and we were all trying to figure out what happened to him. And I remember we all, many of us went to his funeral and we were like crying and it was the first time we had met and we were trying to figure it all out and we were like, why are we crying
Starting point is 03:22:33 for somebody we never met before? And we couldn't make sense of it. Now I think it's easier to make sense of it. You should feel normal, you should feel okay. Family is what you make of communities, how you build it. It does not have to do with physical walls or material spaces about who is in your world. And so, grieve and experience it.
Starting point is 03:22:47 Very well said. Yeah, that was great. And to answer the question, this has happened to me many times. My lawyer. Over the years. My trademark lawyer. I came in and talked about him. Trademark lawyer, he was 25 years old.
Starting point is 03:23:00 I met him through the pot. He hit me, he was like, yo, da da da da, he was doing all my trademark shit. And you know, it's timed. So when you file for a trademark shit, and the time had lapsed, and I'm like, yo, I'm hitting him, I'm hitting him, and my shit going straight to voicemail.
Starting point is 03:23:15 And his date, the USPTO, the trademark people, they put my name, my email, and his email. So when I Googled him, they found out he had passed away. He was an attorney from Florida. Young, he was 26, I think, 25, 26, Pied Watcher, and he had passed away. And I felt the way, because he used to be calling, yo, I got caught cheating, yo, my girl.
Starting point is 03:23:39 He'd call me and be asking me for advice and all types of shit, and he was like a young up andand-coming kid I think his father is in politics heavy in Florida. I think his father's a congressman I believe and Yeah, he had passed away hmm So there was a fan a few years ago to have made the news for something and then he passed like
Starting point is 03:24:02 In like a year a couple years after that, but he was a huge podcast fan. Like I'm always appreciative to the person that lets me know that the person passed. Like you were aware how this person felt about the show or us and you made it a point to let us know, but it's always that. Yeah, I think the dude that you just mentioned. Sure, the Botham Jean dude, rest in dude that you just mentioned. The Botham Jean dude.
Starting point is 03:24:26 Rest in peace. Was the podcast? Botham Jean. Really? Really? Yes. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 03:24:36 Rest in peace. Rest in peace to Jason Abreu. For sure. Rest in peace, bro. Prayers for those inside the pod, outside the pod, anybody out there going through a silent battle. Cue it up. Our prayers go out to you.
Starting point is 03:24:52 And shout out to Jason Abreu's family. For sure. Family and friends who may be dealing with the loss. But great question and thank you to whoever sent this in. Yeah. Cue it up. Good idea. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:25:04 And for the 10 year anniversary, I mean it makes sense. We can't have the episode come and go and not let outstander. Good to got here without outstander. We need Nodal Edge too man. We need Nodal Edge at all today. Nodal Edge gotta come back. Y'all be too pussy. Nodal Edge should come back.
Starting point is 03:25:24 I'm voting for Nodal Edge gotta come back, but y'all be too pussy. No, the ledge should come back. I'm voting for No, the ledge to come back. I tried to bring it back a few years ago. I don't know if it worked. Wait, what circumstances does that get played? What, No, the ledge? A hot take.
Starting point is 03:25:34 Okay. When you're gonna say some shit, when you're right. When you're about to stand on the ledge and say some shit that people are scared to say. I like that. And say it with your chest. Bring it back. Bold. You like that. I do, it's one of my, I love that. And say it with your chest. Bring it back.
Starting point is 03:25:46 You like that. I do, I love that song. I'll keep it up for you if you got something. No, I'm keeping it cute today. K.GO! I'm not all the way here to my white people news, but white people seem pissed at whatever joke Ryan Reynolds told at the fucking what's-her-name. Oh yeah, yeah, I see. At the SNL shit.
Starting point is 03:26:20 Yeah, at the SNL. Because Shorty- Blake Lively is in a lawsuit with Justin Baldoni from the movie that they did together correct yeah but that's his ex right who no it's his girl no what current wife Blake Lively so they're being sued for 400 million dollars by Justin Baldoni for what god for like defamation she said she said that he made it uncomfortable on the on the set It ends with us. Yes, so she started the she she started it. She's the lawsuit. She filed the first lawsuit. Yes
Starting point is 03:26:53 Yeah, yeah clap back. Yeah Super bag he got super super bad like even as a disservice Yeah, all the bags. Yeah that meant mobile the big soccer that meant mobile shit was his wrong Whatever you call it and uh and I think he did a tequila or some liquor and sold it for the idea Yeah, for the other figures. Well, thank you all for hippin me. Yeah today. Mm-hmm. Yeah, let's get a good I couldn't keep up. Let's get a button whiskey You know Ryan Reynolds is also Deadpool He's a billionaire no, I know
Starting point is 03:27:42 Money is my sneak. That's my money. It's my sneaker money now. No, wait know that. A multi-billionaire, that ain't horrible. The Deadpool money is my sneaker money. That's my play-play money. That's my sneaker money, man. Mel. No, wait, wait, wait. No, hold on one second. He is not just Deadpool. He is the fuck. We didn't say he was just Deadpool. No, I mean like.
Starting point is 03:27:53 Blade. He was Green Lantern. I'm not talking about the characters. He has equity fucking stake. He EPs those fucking movies. Yes. She's right. She's right. Let me get you. I'm not talking about his character. I'm talking about he EPs. You know, yes. She's right, she's right, she's right.
Starting point is 03:28:05 I'm not talking about his character, I'm talking about he EPs. You know what we need to start utilizing more on this show? I'm telling y'all, moving forward for the 800s, Chad GPT needs to be the new screen man. We be saying too much bullshit up here. My mom used Chad GPT for everything and get the straight backs. They got Chad GPT doing new and get the hook on the straight backs. We could just say, hey, does Ryan Reynolds have equity in his yada yada yada yada? His production company, if you look at the credits, his production company,
Starting point is 03:28:33 it's Maximum Effort, that's what it's called. His production company is called Maximum Effort, and it is a Maximum Effort production. What you would do if Ryan Reynolds called you a legend from the six? What you would do that week? Put it in the profile. It's a trick, don't skip it. What you would do if Ryan Reynolds called you a legend from the six? What you would do that week? It's a trick don't skip it Chat gpc just said he don't have equity of course he produces the movies if you look at the Ryan Reynolds has equity in Deadpool
Starting point is 03:29:03 while exact details of the deal is not publicly disclosed, reports indicate that he structured his contract to include back end points, meaning he earns a percentage of the film profits rather than just a fixed salary. At Google maximum effort productions, it's his. And that is what- He said it is equity. Yes, he has equity in Deadpool. Me getting back end money don't mean I have equity.
Starting point is 03:29:26 That's all I'm saying. I'm not pretending to know Ryan Reynolds' business. Me getting back in don't mean I have equity. He says he does not have equity, but it did say. It actually would mean that he's an equitable partner in everything that they're gonna make. His production company, Maximum Effort, has been involved in Deadpool-related projects,
Starting point is 03:29:41 furthering, trying his financial interest to the franchise. So she, she yeah. I'm not, I don't pretend to, I don't pretend to. That's just Google. They say he's not a billionaire either. Oh, you got six, I keep telling y'all niggas be throwing, we've thrown a billionaire word around too much. It's hard out here for a pimp. It's hard to get $20. Okay. It says right here. Ryan Reynolds has invested in various businesses, including the media empire he co-owns or has sold,
Starting point is 03:30:13 and his shit is valued at more than $14 billion. It says right here he sold his aviation, his stake of aviation gin to D.I.G.O. for $610. $610. That's one venture. That's one venture. Mint Mobile. Ryan Reynolds is lying to the government.O. for 610. 610. That's one venture. That's one venture. Mint Mobile. Ryan Reynolds got to build it. This is around 300.
Starting point is 03:30:26 Ryan Reynolds is lying to the government. Mint Mobile for 300. Nigga, that's 910 right here. Ryan Reynolds is lying to the IRS and something should be done about it. Well, salute. Salute, that's it. Salute, stop ratting on Ryan.
Starting point is 03:30:36 No, that's my man. That's my man, stop ratting on Ryan. I'm just saying, come on now. Keep it low, Kevin. Mint Mobile. How you give up Billy Low? I do agree that we throw the beat around a lot. We do.
Starting point is 03:30:45 But I think this one is justified. This one is correct. Ryan Reynolds might have it for real. Yeah. But from that Mint Mobile deal, he made $300 million from his stake. From the liquor 600. He's out of here. Aviation gin.
Starting point is 03:30:57 And he's dating who? Blake Lively. He's married to Blake Lively. They got four kids. You know Blake Lively. You know her. Gossip Girl. Is he faithful?
Starting point is 03:31:05 No. No, I'm just joking. I don't know that. He seems like he is. Men don't cheat, bro. When I was out there playing them by games, I was aiming low. All right.
Starting point is 03:31:13 Slipper? Slipper? No, no, no. Come on, bro. You shoot him with the Ryan Reynolds, right? I was aiming way too. You shoot me? Ryan Reynolds?
Starting point is 03:31:24 Young nigga, too. Anyway, go ahead. Go ahead, Ryan Reynolds? Young nigga too. Anyway, go ahead Ryan Reynolds. Good for him. A Billy just sound nice. He's your ageish. Yo, to be a billionaire at 49 is young. That's ridiculous. That's absolutely ridiculous.
Starting point is 03:31:38 I'm slacking on my mackin'. Well we told you that when you was 25. Oh, shit. I'm trying to get... Slippin' on your pimpy, right? Well we told you that when you was 25. Oh, you're a dumbass. Me and Corey have been telling you for years, man. Slippin' on your pimpy, right? You could have been Ish Reynolds, man. He waiting for that Ross connector to come through with them doors. He waiting on that little luxury high rise in Newark.
Starting point is 03:31:57 I'm coming to vandalize the luxury high rise. He's going to clean it, right, Ish? See, they get 21. He's going to build a little cleaner's underneath his high rise. No, they're going He's taking to the cleaners, right? Yeah. You see they, uh, say 21. He's gonna build a little cleaners underneath his high rise. Now they gonna take him to the cleaners. A little Filipino barber shop. They gonna put some shit there too. A little Asian barber shop.
Starting point is 03:32:13 You don't want that, your shit got pushed back. That's how. It's don't worry, don't listen to this niggas. All real black men know the exact moment that their hairline got all the way twisted. I know mine. We was on tour, slaughterhouse. We had Orlando date.
Starting point is 03:32:29 I was trying to get fresh because it was the pussy out there that I wanted to be fresh for. Nigga that Orlando barber, I felt it. He saying, shit. They said, wait, yo, dog, that ain't how it's supposed to feel. Now, why you move?
Starting point is 03:32:44 I've been getting here because a long time. How it's supposed to feel. Now why you move? I've been getting haircuts a long time. It ain't supposed to be back there. That was the end of me. That was the Zeke. That was the Zeke for life. Shout out to him though. Shout out to Orlando. And, and listen, shout out to the Orlando barber.
Starting point is 03:33:01 Who else be fucking up black men's hairlines from early since young? baby moms mothers mothers all over the country all over the world Yeah, and don't give a fuck They don't know they have no you have no idea. You have no idea you never move anything to knock all of that host They don't use no guards Anything to not have this communicate with the dad
Starting point is 03:33:31 At all cutting the head to my car But fuck fuck, you know, she won't talk to the dad exactly And when dad take you to some fly shit the mom get mad and when you come out with this shit crispy Start hating this shit. I remember the moment that fucking leg showed up with a fresh shape up at one and a half. I was like, yeah, what are you doing? He was like, no, he loves his barbers. She does everything amazing. I was like, wait, what?
Starting point is 03:33:55 Said she. Some job, is it okay to be sexist at some jobs? Yes. Nah, this is a good female barber zone. Mel, you think it's okay for us to be sexist with some jobs? Sure, absolutely. She fucking just learned the gig.
Starting point is 03:34:09 She just know the gig now. Just go along with it. She know how to just get us the fuck out of here. Listen, in spite of me, in light of me being wrong with the Kendrick Super Bowl set, in light of all the success that he is having, I just felt I would go back to the beginning of Kendrick and SZA. For my my sleeper I am going with SZA this record is called Babylon
Starting point is 03:34:35 some old SZA some of y'all don't even remember how old SZA sound some of y'all never even heard old SZA and Kendrick smoked this. I can recall the last time I took advice from anyone Shaped like a figurine Who was just pretty girls anyway And I can recall the last time I took advice from anyone I'm sure I'll be the death of me I'm not a daddy And I can't risk all the love someone said Love from anyone
Starting point is 03:35:34 I got daddy Who's got one anyway? Not me Are you hating yourself? Do you really hate me? Are you hating yourself? Was it worth it? Would you do it again?
Starting point is 03:36:03 Aren't you tired? Always making a mentor I know you hate me now, I bet you hate me now Bring on the floor and the ground I lost my heart and I hope to die with the peace of mind Peace together my brain soon as this bebe wine Nitrogen and propane I spiked your drinking time The meaning of heart is why I love this game, you throw up every line
Starting point is 03:36:37 I know these people got Napoleon complexes, that's my confession You said that we're equal but I know you're beyond guessing that I'm beyond desperate 6am on a Friday morning, my darkest hours, them hardest hours My apartment is lost in a coffin, I'm dead to the world like a pot, me a couple downers Down and out of my nooks, I want her on my tux and I call, she don't pick up Then I fall when summer's ending, I mean it's no pretending I'm stuck in my ways and you're her finger, that's life, that's you, that's me, that vice You're wrong, I'm right, that's right, I'm alone in my ways and you're afraid that that's life That's you, that's me, that vice You're wrong, I'm right, that's right
Starting point is 03:37:06 I'm alone somewhere on ice I'm colder, my new blood type Even colder, cold shoulder Born sinner, you know cold shoulders I ain't have nothing to lose My dark side been well entombed A gem in my eyes, go shave them faces And this here just one of my moves, Babylon
Starting point is 03:37:20 Was it worth it? Would you do it again? Aren't you tired? Always making a mentor I know you hate me now I bet you hate me now Bring your nose on the thorny ground Crucify me Crucify me Crucify me
Starting point is 03:37:57 Crucify me That is the record that introduced me to Scissor actually Off the project that introduced me to SZA actually. Off the project that introduced me to SZA. Shout out to SZA Kendrick, P.G. Lane, the whole TDE. Shout out to Punch Problem on my West Coast heads out there. Brand new old music, that is SZA and that record is called Babylon off of her project Z. All right, all right.
Starting point is 03:38:24 For the people out there that wish to jam it. I'm gonna play some new old music as well. Why not? Babylon off of her project Z I'm a place of new old music as well not as old but Houston this is fifth award by Salsa Walker Real shit poppa, born top trapper Got them hoes singin' when they see me, it's a hopper Pull up, Harley Davidson, Big Choppa Big Bird, fog, leg horn, walk a flock up Trips score, women pay me cause I pimp hard Yes, Lord, drive my Rolls-Royce to Fifth Ward She gave me that pussy free, I heard you till four I be giving daddy, she know this ain't Lil' Boy Really putting it down around these parts
Starting point is 03:39:13 You a guppy, lil' nigga, you a drowned around these sharks Saucer King, black Jack, can't fold down around these hearts If she drippin' with some pimp and got no clowns around, she smart Blowing pounds around these narcs, we in stress and sellin' hard All these bitches sellin' pictures till these different credit cards Woke up sippin' in a billy, but I ain't livin' in a car Y'all didn't really hurt my feelings, niggas really sippin' pa Splash, get on superstar
Starting point is 03:39:38 Poppa, poppa, full in top of dropper Got them hoes singin' when they see me, it's a opera Pool light, Harley Davidson Apple, big bird, fog leg horn Walk up, drip squad Women pay me cause I pimp hard It's Lord, drop my Rolls Royce to feel warm She gave me that pussy free, I heard you toy I be giving daddy, she know this ain't lil' boy And that's 5th Ward, Sauce Walker.
Starting point is 03:40:26 Something a little different. I like it. I like it. I fucked with Sauce, man. Me too. Like, he's really nice. He's super fine. I'm going to Detroit.
Starting point is 03:40:34 What up, though? This is Elderberry by Black Milk and Fat Ray. Keep livin' Fuck! I just want to get in my own home This shit called a self-lame I just want to get in my own home Stone island, military coat, literary goat Fam died, what you think I'm at that cemetery folk Outside, what you think I took that elderberry folk Topside, what you think I'm really legendary folk Ray Corden, jay you where it snow, nigga
Starting point is 03:41:18 Break's over, we runnin' to the dough Artist's work, we gotta beat something on the flow Don't get hurt, plug plugging Derrick for real with the blow Bro, we was really trained to go Verbal combat, nigga, I'm getting born with the smoke Show your contract, nigga, the whole world will be woke Jokes, feel like everybody got em when you on the bottom Even though they gross as a hoax Ghosts, paranormal activities
Starting point is 03:41:44 Niggas stay scared, play dead like shivering No dignity, boy, if you can write like me A bitch will tie you to the bed like misery You shoot visually, we shoot literally All that murder captain Lee you messed up spiritually Too cold lyric, swallow my soliloquy This for the bar smiths to honor their abilities Cut bold isn't it? It never cease to amaze me, niggas know the realest and still a gift for gays Crazy That's your master. Yeah. When you take that hit, that second voice that starts talking to you is now in control. You're not yourself anymore.
Starting point is 03:42:29 I just work in the mode on the mood. Ain't no trick or treat. Niggas trying to trick you off the street. Tricky ass niggas can't fuck with trick tricking me. Bitch this the D, all gold, real Mr. T. He'll lift his teeth, draw heat, lift you off your feet. We gonna play the streets. rock, nigga Chris and Neve Let you keep it beat, keep it brief when you speak to me
Starting point is 03:42:50 All to beats, murder all your beats, may they rest in peace Niggas sleep, all that you can eat when you rep the beat She gon' pop that P for a G, cause she love the D I'ma pay that fee, it's on me, all my niggas free Like the stove, they gon' treat you bold if your dope is as we, learn and grow All I wanna know is how to sew and reap Run it up and keep your mouth shut All that talkin' cheap I don't give a damn unless it's fam Keep it short and sweet Niggas really don't support their peeps Better play for keeps
Starting point is 03:43:17 Niggas better wake up out they sleep If they gon' compete, eat It never cease to amaze me, niggas know the realest and still a get the forgaze, crazy That's Alderberry, Black Milk and Fat Ray, salute I'm going to Young Lady by the name of Savannah Christina and this song is Worthy of Love Go back I've got a soft spot for you Like every time I get back up by myself falling for you You let me be myself around you You close the door and leave the world outside Don't judge me for my pain You tell me take off the mask And just
Starting point is 03:44:46 Play with ya No I ain't got no plans I just wanna Stay with ya How do you know Just what to say Never let you go Get in the way
Starting point is 03:45:04 Keeping it real, letting me heal I need you baby, making me feel like I I am worthy of love Like I, I am The best of me Feels like you got the best of me Feels like you've got the best of me And it feels right where I'm supposed to be Cause I need you close to me When the nights get cold When the days get long
Starting point is 03:45:49 And emotions take its toll Cause I always see the wrong When the sun don't shine through And I just can't find the light When I'm good all by myself That's when I need you by my side How do you know just what to say Never let you go getting away Keeping it real, letting me heal I need you baby, you're making me feel like I, I'm worthy of love Like I, I'm more than enough Like I, I'm never too much Like I, like I'm worthy of love Like I, like I
Starting point is 03:46:47 Worthy of love Like I, I Finally found The one That is Savannah, Christina, worthy of love That was fire That was fire Big big man what you got for me, man. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You completed an investigation. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold up one second. Hold up one second. Mark about to tell you.
Starting point is 03:47:25 Mark about to tell you. Ice. We just did a little investigation about this shit, man. First of all, every time this nigga say I got a sleeper, it's a young lady from such and such, already, I was skeptical, so we started looking at the IG to see what she looked like. And we asked her how she looked.
Starting point is 03:47:45 What is that? She all right. He said she all right, she all right. Oh, he said? So he tried to throw us off the scent. That's what the man said. Okay, I did the deeper science. Oh, what's the deeper science?
Starting point is 03:47:54 Oh, wait, I gotta hit it. I feel like that's some surface level science. Good looking lady, Ish found it. I ain't gonna lie, let me start with love. There we go. Ish deservedly, that's a word right? Deservedly won, and who knew that cantaloupe was spelled with a U?
Starting point is 03:48:12 A lot of people. I had no idea. I'm going back to school. Most of us. I'm going back to school. Yeah, I know, y'all left me in a group chat. Once they left me in a group chat, I was like, oh shit, they knew how to spell it.
Starting point is 03:48:24 Ish deservedly won the Sleeper Award last year. I'm back there just trying to take a smoke and vibe. Man, this nigga Sleeper came on mad hard. You just don't play nothing. You're right, I'm not going to. You ain't gotta play nothing. Got it, don't play my shit. However, I did hear the rumor.
Starting point is 03:48:47 I heard the rumor. I keep my ears to the streets. I wasn't never going to bring it up. But since this is the 10-year anniversary and Alex is here. Oh, no. Now, since this is the 10-year anniversary and Alex is here, because I try to keep a profile of who people have been their whole life So even though it's just killing the sleepers I remember when he came in here playing Luther never too much and Jay-Z PSA
Starting point is 03:49:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and his switch to being the sleeper God happened too fast Word on the street is that Alex has been feeding you songs what happened go sleepers at the old spot he's a walk in the back never no I'm talking about where Alex was long gone oh he kept it going he kept the foul now I mentioned it but since it's the 10 year anniversary and Alex is here I'm not saying I believe it I'm saying that would explain how Ish has turned. No I didn't make that up. I didn't make that up. I'm not even that creative.
Starting point is 03:49:59 I would have never thought that you and Alex was close enough. I'm waiting for that need to know mixer. Hey waiting on that need to know mixer. Hey, waiting on that need to know mixer. And let me shout my guys out for taking over Mandy's business. Let me shout my guys out for taking over Mandy's business, doing with it what couldn't be done without y'all. Let me shout my guys out. Took that. Get out.
Starting point is 03:50:21 Going to Atlanta. Hello. Anyway, yeah, now I don't know if there's any truth to it, but that would explain how you have quickly turned into the Sleeper God, because that boy know music, Alex. He do. That boy Alex knows some music. Especially R&B.
Starting point is 03:50:40 And you don't. Hey yo, one of the last time I saw. And you don't. One last time I talked to you. At the mixer When you was when you got a talk for that dog when you was man this plus one Why we gotta speak why we gotta speak for you to steal my sleep is every Friday I dropped the new new or he probably got a little playlist somewhere every Friday
Starting point is 03:51:01 New new You send it over to him? Or the hate, hate. It's okay bro, that's my man. That's my man. So it's unsure. He's never. So the rumors are false. He's never giving you a sleep.
Starting point is 03:51:12 He's never giving you a play list. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's address the worst main things. I probably gave me a sleeper back in the day. Back in the day meaning years ago? Yeah. Okay. Now recently.
Starting point is 03:51:21 2020, 2024? What year? 22, when we came on the pop? 21? You don't know. I don't know, did you sign shit? I don't know. Did you sign it?
Starting point is 03:51:29 If you signed your contract, you would fuck. Yo, what did I gotta do with when we came on the pop? I don't know. 21, I think. This nigga's so stupid, bro. Don't try that little trick he did too, the retroactive tape. No, nigga, just sign it.
Starting point is 03:51:41 Fuck. Yeah. Yo, whoever he just played, I'm buying it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we did our research, I followed. It said, followed by Joe Budden. Yeah, yeah, we did our research. We found an IG. We was like, okay, first name.
Starting point is 03:51:57 What's her name? Savannah. Savannah Christina. All right, I know, I may not know how to spell cantaloupe. I know how to spell Savannah. S-A-B-A. And Christina. Uh huh. Alright, I may not know how to spell cantaloupe. I know how to spell Savannah. S-A-B-A. And Christina. Savannah Christina.
Starting point is 03:52:11 Oh, Christina, here she go. Oh, I do follow her. No, we know. We know. We looked. We wouldn't have looked to see if Ish followed her. And the first thing you said was Joe Biden. And the first thing you said was you.
Starting point is 03:52:20 And of course, his competitor. I do follow her. She don't be popping up on my algorithm, but whatever song that was right there, And of course, his competitor. I do follow her. She don't be popping up on my algorithm, but whatever song that was right there ish. Hat tip to you, my brother. No, that shit was fire, nigga. That shit was fire.
Starting point is 03:52:37 I ain't heard your EP since it dropped, nigga. Don't hate it. Holy shit, man. Wow. Don't hate it. You did all that all hip hop interview. All hip hop ain't push it. All hip hop ain't push it. All hip hop ain't push it.
Starting point is 03:52:48 Of course, nigga, that shit came on in Girls Love Karaoke, fuck they talking about. Fuck they talking, yeah, nigga, that was a trap, nigga. I'm supporting my man. It came on in Girls Love Karaoke and I sung every word. And I sung every word. Imani requested it? No.
Starting point is 03:53:04 Oh shit. No, I just asked, he. Imani requested it? No. Oh, shit. No, I just asked. He said it came on. No, it came on, and it was a vibe. The chicks didn't know the words, but once they seen me singing and catching the vibe, they was like, all right. No, this shit is not right.
Starting point is 03:53:16 All right, see, that's it. I wasn't trying to shoot. That shit is a vibe. It's a vibe. No, I don't play on your name. I know. I've been there. I've seen it. No, it's definitely a vibe.
Starting point is 03:53:24 And I've seen the AllHip hip hop.com interview, nigga. Nessa, you and Nessa. Nessa shout to Nessa. Love you. Shout to Cap. Love them. Some people you know where they get together. It's just like, oh that couple makes sense. Yeah, it totally works. That's Nessa and Cap all the way. Mel, give me a hug. Let's go. Nope. Mel, give me a hug, let's go. Nope.
Starting point is 03:53:47 Nope. Come on, we know that's your sleeping. You said don't play it. I'm not playing shit. Don't play nothing. Come on, play your bio, come on. Nope, nope, nope. Play your bio.
Starting point is 03:53:55 Play your bio, yo. No, no, no. So you're not gonna play nothing? I'm not playing fuck all. You're not gonna play a new catering? No, I'm not playing nothing. Who else Mel be playing? You ain't gonna play fucking Impala, Tame Impala? No, I'm not playing nothing. Who else might be playing? You ain't gonna play fucking Impala, Tame Impala?
Starting point is 03:54:06 No, no. Who made Sex on Fire? Who made that? Who made, uh, Nothing I could be somebody. Kings of Leon, come on. Kings of Leon. No sleeper. Nope. Nope.
Starting point is 03:54:22 For the 10 year? No. Right after the shout out, you don't even need to play sleepers no more. No. Nope. Nope. For the 10 year? No. Right after the shout out, you don't even need to play Sleepers no more. No. Mm-mm. Nope. You told me not to, so I'm not going to.
Starting point is 03:54:31 We should wrap this thing up. But did you send one to Parks? Yeah, I did. Don't play it. Was it fired? Was it fired last night? How the fuck does he know? He don't know the song.
Starting point is 03:54:40 Oh. OK, a little sassy. OK, I'll find some. Find some outro music. Mark right there. Oh, yeah, Mark. Big Mark. I. I'll find some out. Mark right there. Oh yeah, Mark, Big Mark. I've been traveling, haven't heard any music this week. Don't have anything. Come on, play something more for that.
Starting point is 03:54:52 What's that soundtrack you keep playing shit from? I play one song from one soundtrack you got that ass in. That nigga heard one little. The Dame Dash one. It's a good soundtrack by the way. That nigga heard one little soundtrack and every week we got it here. Come on drop some freeway shit for Philly.
Starting point is 03:55:10 All right, all right, fine. We had a good pod. It was a great pod. It was a great pod. It was an amazing pod. Great anniversary. Word, I love you guys. Great anniversary pod.
Starting point is 03:55:20 Again, shout out to all the people that have contributed throughout these 10 years. Shout out to the people that are still in the room. I'm not trying to be funny. I wasn't trying to be funny. There you go. I wasn't trying to be funny. Shout out to them.
Starting point is 03:55:30 Oh, we got to pop a bottle to the shot or something. I should have played Rory's song as a sleeper as a nod. Damn, that would have been fire, right? We got to do a toast for the 10 year before we get out of here. We're going to take off on these ****. Oh, all right'm getting free likes. Next week, Rory, I got you. I'll play the sleeper, man.
Starting point is 03:55:52 Alright, Mel is done and Mark is done. A toast would be a good idea. We should do a toast. Oh, it would be so sexist to tell Mel to open this and harken back to her bottle girl days. That would be so sexist. Oh, alright, the culture up here. We never beat an allegation. The culture is sexist.
Starting point is 03:56:16 Oh, we trying to beat them. I'm not trying. I mean, some of them are a'ight. That shit is a blast, man, sometimes. Don't try to spray it on me and flip me either. Don't try to get this shit off. I mean, it's just. Some of my eyes. Yeah, shit is a blast, man, sometimes. Don't try to spray it on me and flip me either. Don't try to get this shit off. I'll get up.
Starting point is 03:56:30 I'll move. Don't. Don't shoot it this way, lady. I'm telling you, lady. Stop. Lady. Don't call me lady, please. Nah, for real, because you're going to try and do some funny shit right now.
Starting point is 03:56:41 I'm not. I promise you. Oh, you're just going to do it properly? I'm a consummate professional. All right. Oh, man. Even has a shot, she's outing us. You are.
Starting point is 03:56:50 She about to poke my whole eye out. I'm not. Oh, she did that shit. That's how you do it. Shout out to you. Silently. Yeah. All right, I'm swooning for y'all.
Starting point is 03:56:57 Oh, damn. That's right. A lot of shots, girl. She had enough of you niggas. Shit, she did? Acting like John Wick. Yeah, we here, yeah, nigga, 10 years. Oh, let me guess, the cup in the middle is yours, right?
Starting point is 03:57:12 Weirdo. No, I don't drink, and she don't drink. I don't drink neither. You don't drink flip? Nah. We drink. Yeah, she got a little apple cider champagne for y'all. I do with little kids.
Starting point is 03:57:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah, little Martin Ellis. You do the kids for New Year's? Oh, man, you're not a little kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little Martin Ali's. You do the kids for New Year's? Oh, man, you not lazy. Look, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mark drinks. Mark drinks, yes. Drinking the toast jump. Hey, yo, 10 years, y'all.
Starting point is 03:57:32 Come on, man. Let's have a toast. Give me a water, blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, we gotta get some more cups. Everybody in the room toast, man. Hey, yo, yeah, yeah. Everybody come in the middle.
Starting point is 03:57:40 Everybody in the back, come out. Come on. Where the mama niggas at, man? Come in the middle, man. Come out, man. We gotta do this right. Hey, Sabal Alex, put your the middle man come out now. We got this right We gotta do this right ten years dog ten years go man now I need to know Flip scared after what happened with that fucking know what you gave What you gave him? You might need to know boys.
Starting point is 03:58:01 Barks, who's that you gave us in the bed? Go through, go through, go through. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Blue may take it. He in the middle, we in the middle with it, y'all. Yeah, Eriks definitely need one. He in the middle with it, man. Yeah, yeah, Eriks ain't gotta come out, man.
Starting point is 03:58:09 He came with the E. He gotta come out too. E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E I'll pass it around. I'll pass it around. We got another one. They don't win. They don't win. They don't win. They don't win. They don't win. Hold on, man.
Starting point is 03:58:38 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That's y'all winning. That's y'all winning. She's getting shit out of him. I feel like I need to be at least on the mic because it's an audio production. It's cool. It's cool. Let me wait till Monty get his. Here we go, my baby.
Starting point is 03:58:59 Ain't no bitches here, baby. All right, we wait. Let him, Monty. All right, it used to be a bottle, girl. All right. My name is Monty. I'm the man. I'm the man. I'm the man. I'm the man. All right, we wait let him on it. All right used to be a bottle girl Used to be a bottle dude Wait, what was oh what the name of raw shit Bel Air?
Starting point is 03:59:21 All right, so we got the whole crew up in here everybody got a little something come on You could do it too, man. You just snuffed enough niggas. Come on. Come on. You don't beat enough niggas up behind the scenes Come on, you could join us You could join us man Nigga with a Filipino barber don't need no ace. You got a Filipino barber, he don't need no ace. Listen, we are making this toast to the constant dedication
Starting point is 04:00:02 to the fucking effort, to the faith, to the passion that everybody here has displayed. We are making this toast to an amazing past, an even better present, and an even better future. We are making this toast to family, friends. We making this toast to all the pets that have been here. Come on, come on, we gonna shout Rory's dog out, shout to Daisy, the new Rory's dog. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 04:00:33 We shouting out the pets. We are making this toast to people that have altered their lives to make this thing happen, to the people that have fucking held this thing in their home with their fucking wife having to hear this bullshit for years. We making this toast for the people that have moved from across the country
Starting point is 04:00:56 to be here with us for years. We making this toast for Flip who moved the Jersey, got a crib with an elevator in it. We making this toast for the people that have made real life sacrifices to make this thing go down so we can provide some of the best content in the entire world, not in urban, not in urban, to the best content in the entire world ever for the fans out there. And last but certainly not least, we are making this toast for the fans out there. And last but certainly not least,
Starting point is 04:01:26 we are making this toast for the fans out there. The day ones, the day twos, the day a thousand, whenever you got here, we are just appreciative and happy that you are here. God, hopefully we continue to do this thing for a few more years. We making this toast to Ems. Oh, whoop, oh, whoop.
Starting point is 04:01:44 Wait, whoop, whoop, whoMS. Oh, whoops, oh, whoops. Wait, whoops, whoops, whoops. Oh, wait, whoa. Hey, wait, whoa, whoa. Wait, whoops. Oh, shit. We making it up. Hey, we, again, we making this toast. We making this toast because we have been present
Starting point is 04:02:00 before the ecosystem existed, while they were building the ecosystem, while all the companies bailed and dodged because many podcasters before us have failed. And we are standing still. So thank God for that. Thank you guys for that. Let's put glasses in the air.
Starting point is 04:02:19 Let's put glasses in the air. And let's have a big one again. Thank each and every one of y'all and we'll toast to that. Come on yeah I'm with you I'm with you I got my coffee mom baby I see you over there hey make it so far baby make it so far baby before I get in trouble. They can toast my baby was gonna get shit lit. I know you thought you'd be a part of the weed, but you was.
Starting point is 04:03:13 You was, man. Amazing, amazing, amazing. Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there. Back to part of the show, we made that toast for the fans that are no longer with us today. Rest in peace. You know we do this prayer at the end and we don't say it in jest. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows each and every one of us individually and as a collective need to be there Until the next time we bid you a do farewell adios to Reva Durgie hasta la vista arvois So long goodbye or simple head now will suffice
Starting point is 04:04:07 I'm going to a show tonight. Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's all we have. I hope the 800s and the 900s are even, the stagnant women want to travel, and the closed minded women want you to teach them things, grab you a Tylenol you might need it or a muscle relaxer I mean whatever your bag is Adderall I don't know Great 800th episode y'all really good time I look forward to doing this with y'all. Really good time. I look forward to doing this with y'all forever and ever and ever and ever. Yo, shout to you, take peace niggas out the air.
Starting point is 04:05:12 Hey, shout to all the content niggas out the air. You make it sound good brother. You make it sound good? You make this shit sound like gold on a platter. You make it sound good. Yeah, I know sound like gold on a platter. You make it sound good? Yeah, I know. Bless, blessings on blessings on blessings on blessings. Real quick, we gotta shout you out, man.
Starting point is 04:05:32 We gotta shout you out for having the vision, for believing in us. We gotta shout you out for when things, when sometimes we're not on the same page, you go outside and come back and get it together. We have to shout you out for being a visionary, for being a leader, and for actually, regardless of how we make you look We have to shout out for being a visionary, for being a leader, and for actually, regardless of how we make you look sometimes, we're looking out for your friends, because a lot of companies are not successful
Starting point is 04:05:51 like how you are for putting their friends on. You know what I'm saying? So salute to you for being an innovator and moving it forward. And we love you, yo. We love you, thank you. Thank you for that. Thank you for that flip, I appreciate it.
Starting point is 04:06:03 And what a full circle moment back to what LA Reid was talking about with just like the black curation of things. Who would have ever thought that this wonderful band of fucking just misfits would come together and give y'all something enjoyable to listen to two times a week, man. Actually four times a week. I don't want to short-chain, Justin. Sometimes, man. Yeah, shout out to Patroni's out there. Shout out to Jack Conte again. Shout out to Kate. Shout out to Price Picks.
Starting point is 04:06:31 Shout out to fucking Cash App. Who else was there? Spotify. Spotify, shout out to Spotify. Me Undies? Me Undies. Me Undie Bevel. What was the self-help line? Talk Space. Talk Space. Talk Space. Holy shit. Me and Andy Bevel. We got shout out to Bevel. The self help line.
Starting point is 04:06:46 Talkspace. The best ad we've ever done. The Talkspace ad. Oh my god that was an absolute mess. That was a mess. We're really so bad at it. Yo it's been good times man. Hopefully we'll have many many many many many more good times in the future
Starting point is 04:07:10 Again, hopefully y'all have enjoyed this broadcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you We're going home to be with our families that love us Or we going to the hoodie store. We gotta see how we feel Gotta see how we feel after the broadcast Yo again actually shout out to each and everybody significant other in here, wife or girlfriend. It doesn't fall on deaf ears or blind eyes that y'all are a part of what makes this thing go around. Y'all are a part of keeping the mental health high, the people that get on these microphones.
Starting point is 04:07:38 And they be content. And they be content. And all of our bullshit. Shouts out to them for being good sports. Yeah, exact words. Yeah, exact words. Exact words, yeah. Yeah, no, you are absolutely right about that.
Starting point is 04:07:49 Until next time, man, y'all hold it down out there. We'll be back for 8.01. This isn't 8.01. I mean, 8.02. Well, some things will never change. This is counting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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