The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 802 | "Positivity Highlighter"
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I meant to ask y'all about y'all man.
Since y'all started with Joey Badass.
So Joey Badass is with whoever his fiance is.
Who used to be with, who's the R&B do?
It's our man.
Badamor.
Forget it. Joey Badass is with whoever his fiance is. Mm-hmm. Who used to be with, who's the R&B dude?
It's our man.
Latimore.
Forget his name.
Latimore, Jacob Latimore.
Jacob Latimore.
Jacob Latimore, friend of the show.
We done played his sleeper many a times.
He did the Chris Brown Rituals.
Residuals.
I mean, Residuals challenge, switched up some words,
and they say that that's him talking to his ex
who is with Joey Badass.
Where does the room stand on that?
Ooh, opened up with a head cracker.
Yeah, off the intro.
Can't prove it. Can't prove it.
Can't prove what?
You got plausible deniability
before you bust a nigga in the head.
I don't give a fuck.
Bag it, nigga, you lost it.
You lost what?
The chick.
So you can sit there and reminisce
and wish you had her and all that other shit.
You can't get her.
So you not mad at him singing it?
No, that's good R&B. That is good R& at him singing it? No, that's good R&B.
That is good R&B.
Sing your heart away.
That's good R&B.
Beg for it back.
Beg your R&B, that's that.
I gotta hear the words.
Good R&B was before the internet
when we was able to put faces with people.
Yes.
And names with people.
So whatever they was singing about on,
I don't wanna do anything else,
KC and JoJo on them,
we ain't really know the T.
Them Fuji songs, X Factor,
we ain't really know the T.
We did know the T a little bit.
I did too.
I'm saying that to the degree of-
The masses didn't know the T.
Yeah.
That's not what was pretty out there.
Which one, the Fuji's?
Yeah.
This. I think y'all still wrong. No. the Fuji's? Yeah, it is.
I think y'all still wrong. No.
I think if you know, you know.
I do not think that that's mainstream news.
I don't think that we in the Northeast.
Mainstream means casual listeners.
True, and they from my hood.
I do not believe that most casual listeners know that too.
And you in the industry.
But I was upstate, not in the industry.
I knew what that shit was about back then.
Oh. Well, that shit is around the corner for me so
How would you feel if some if you're if your girl ex was a singer and he was singing some shit
My girl baby daddy be doing some freestyle. So much is this fire
Yeah I would never play as a sleeper for this fire. Yeah, I'm gonna get a kick out of it.
Oh God.
Yo, shut up, man.
Why I'm not lying.
What he said?
What do you mean what he said?
Sir Lloyd's Staking Up?
You playing, I'm fine as shit.
He got heat.
I'm not being funny.
He don't say nothing about her.
He a reggae artist.
I know, yeah.
I don't know what he's saying. a reggae artist. I know, yeah.
I don't know what he's saying.
I know that shit is heat.
Shut up.
I'm not lying to y'all.
So get it and play it.
You deadass.
Deadass.
Shut the fuck up.
Deadass.
Who, who baby?
Somebody said to me, ride up on a zigzag.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I said you don't know what he be saying, right?
Uh huh.
I see what type of talk he's talking about.
That's supposed to be bullshit today.
That nigga might be saying some shit about you.
I see what type of talk he's talking about.
What's the point of saying it? I see what type of time. Yo, that nigga might be saying some shit about you.
I see what that nigga might be saying.
Yo, pussy condom boy.
That nigga might say some shit.
Walk around there, get the bar.
Yo.
I want you in.
Yo.
Oh, man.
Why are y'all so dumb?
Yo, that's crazy.
If I catch something in there, did that nigga say it?
He act like he got to look for it.
Yeah, he got to look for it.
You act like you got to look for it. But the funny shit about him is that nigga, he it. He act like he gotta look for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You act like you gotta look for it.
But the funny shit about him is that nigga he.
We'll keep going, I'll get it before this party's over.
He know everything, so like nigga,
how you know that baby daddy got a fucking record?
You said your ex's baby daddy?
No, his girl baby daddy.
His girl.
Shaday.
Oh son, how do you know that?
Cause it's heat.
No, it's not.
It's hard.
So the kids was playing it.
I didn't say they fathered it.
She sent it to me, I'm like, I ain't going to hold you.
He's getting shit off.
He's kind of smoking this shit.
Nigga.
But what's wrong with you?
That nigga threw a bar your way.
Oh man.
This nigga is crazy.
Yeah, this nigga is a nutcase.
You're a nutcase.
The kids was listening to A.
I'm hitting my steps up.
Pussy boy.
Send me that reggae freestyle.
Watch, I'm telling you.
I ain't lying, but anyway.
Why are y'all so amazed by that?
I wouldn't get it.
It depends on what the words are.
So look, to answer you what Jacob Latimore said,
the line that everybody's picking out is,
I wasn't ready to give you a baby.
Oh, that's not bad.
Oh, that's not crazy.
That's not disrespectful to-
Yeah, they disrespect.
You know, Joseph.
And there you go.
Disrespect comes, I miss you.
That's not disrespectful. Well- No, disrespect is saying your new man is a bitch. Yeahrespect comes, I miss you. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't want no niggas singing to my girl. Everybody don't think like that. Your baby daddy get a pass. That don't count.
He was your first.
So was her ex.
You ready?
Yeah, I got you.
Why you even have my phone?
Get out of here.
So was the ex though?
Your baby daddy has skin in the game.
So, a lot of skin.
No, not that.
What the fuck you talking about?
You don't know if he's got a lot of skin.
Exes don't get baby daddy rules, stop it.
I'm not saying that.
You said he got skin in the game.
She could have had been with a nigga for a year.
He became a baby daddy.
She could have been with this for 10 years.
That's true.
He got skin in the game.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You, Joe.
Slow down.
Slow down.
I stand on the other side of that.
You don't have as much skin in the game
as the baby daddy that been here for a year.
No, you don't.
I disagree.
I totally disagree.
I totally disagree.
I know.
Yes.
So everybody relationships what they signify.
I don't want to hear none of that 10 years shit you talking about.
If I get there for a year.
Niggas don't care about kids, bro.
Stop.
A lot of times a nigga would just go cold turkey.
All right.
I'm not basing my argument on some Debbie nigga that is just.
But that's not what I'm basing my argument on. Okay, you not basing my argument on some Debbie nigga that is just. But that's, I'm not basing,
that's not what I'm basing my argument on.
Okay, basing your argument on what?
A nigga came for a year and was there
and shot it up and wants to be there.
I'm not talking about, okay, that's nasty.
But they are exed still.
So he don't want to be there, they broke up already.
No, he's an active father that wants to actively co-parent.
Oh, I'm not talking about you being with her. active father that wants to actively co-parent.
Oh, I'm not talking about you being with her. I thought y'all said I was with her for 10 years.
And now you with her.
I'm the ex, but I was with her for 10 years.
No, the baby daddy's the ex too, he ain't there neither.
But he was there for a year and had a baby.
No, that person has more skin in the game
than whatever relationship equity
you think you've built over those 10 years.
You are crazy.
As an ex.
You are a bugger.
I'm just telling you what I think.
I'm not arguing with y'all.
Hey, yo, dog, let me tell you something.
The shit we did in 10 years, we done been to the Swiss Alps.
We done did this.
We done did that.
I put you on that restaurant.
I put you on that position.
I told you how to lick up the shaft.
All of that shit.
Dog, that 10-year shit carries... I taught you the tricks, bitch.
All of that 10 year shit, you carry way more weight.
What you doing, man?
Nigga, I told you what I like, bitch.
Lick up this motherfucker.
Take your time, do it in slow motion.
Yeah, exactly.
Do it slow.
Don't be sucking my dick like you in a race, bitch.
Slow down on my motherfucking monkey.
Yes.
I don't need that much shaft for a personal.
Your shaft might not be that long, bro. I don't know. It's not your chef might not be that long bro I don't know
it's not bad
I'm letting him cook I just don't see how that's in response to what I'm saying
listen to this the relationship you taught her all of those things
cool so that's Bravo cousin me she's the woman she gives to you that 10 years
thank you weighs on her thank you so she will take that with her and apply it to
her future when you talk So she will take that with her and apply it to her future. When you talk
to her, you talking about you and her, war stories have a blast. All the restaurants
we went to. When we talk, we not just talking about me and her. We talking about a third
party. Again, in my argument, both parents want to be active. Got it. Parents. I got
it. Co-parents. That holds way more weight than whatever you taught her in college,
whatever sex y'all had on the beach. I think y'all are both right. We're building a person.
Joe, and guess what the conversation is. We are building a person. We ain't talking about
adults and the impact you had on adult life. We're building a person from scratch now. Okay.
And that's a lot more weighted than we fucked on the beach
that one time while mint condition was singing.
But you being there.
Guess where the conversation stopped.
Yo, what size he need?
Yo, I need to send you this money.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's the extent of the conversation.
When you got two active co-parents.
That's not true.
Let me finish, please.
They are talking about the child.
That is a very pessimistic view
on what a co-parenting
conversation sounds like and where it ends.
Him being the fatality.
Which I understand,
because maybe that's all we come from up here,
but I don't think that that is the extent
of the conversation.
What I'm saying is this,
with the two parents, the two active co-parents,
I'm sorry, their primary concern is the child.
Yes. Right? Their primary concern is the child. Yes.
Right?
Their primary concern is the child.
With that 10 year relationship,
when that nigga gets on the phone with that girl,
they don't have a specific objective in mind.
That is reminisced.
Mary J. Blige is coming on in Shorty's head
and that nigga's head.
Great, I love that song.
Throw it on.
He knows more about the girl than the guy that's been there for one year. that song. He knows more about the girl than the guy.
Ten times. One year. Ten times. They can relate on things. He understands the ups and downs.
The guy that's there for one year, you don't know that much about the woman. I just don't see how
that holds more weight than raising somebody from scratch. Because you're raising somebody from
scratch. I don't see that part. Yeah, both trying something new if it's a newborn. Not me. Yeah,
I don't. I recognize what they saying. I think it's like this. I don't think so new if it's a newborn. Not me. Yeah, I don't. I think they're close to equal.
I recognize what they saying.
I think they, it ain't.
I think it's like this.
I don't think so.
If it's their first child, they're starting from new.
Especially a year is too soon.
You don't really know that much.
I think that taking relationship
holds way more to the guys.
I agree with you.
You don't know that much.
So yeah, that's starting from scratch together.
You don't know how she, a lot of times
it's a different emotional connection.
I don't want us to be circular.
Okay, got it.
If I have the child and I call her
and she's with 10 year dude,
if I call that phone 100 times in a row,
she's answering the phone.
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah, cause you have the child.
It's not vice versa.
But it's not about you.
It's not vice versa.
It's not about the dude.
It's about the child.
This is my point.
So the connection would be deeper.
No, the connection with me and my kids well point. So the connection would be deeper. No, the connection would be my kids well being.
And the connection would call for you to think outside of yourself.
When you want to insert self, bring back 10 year dude. Awesome. Have a blast.
I don't feel like I want to.
Yeah, we're going to be a circular.
Yeah, I respect it. I think we're pretty close.
I respect it. I do put something more in y'all.
Because 10 years, you're family basically.
Like, I know when you get in the corner
and your face go stiff, something's wrong with you.
I know way more.
Yeah, this one year nigga don't know nothing
about your moods.
How common y'all think that is what y'all saying?
Common.
10 years, Joe?
Very common.
You could damn near finish a nigga's sentences
that you've been with for 10 years.
Well, y'all only on one one side of the coin
The Nick there's people that 10 years or more and they just your biggest op now or you know
I'm so well that you don't get along
That's possible of course that still don't mean that the emotional ties and I still know you know
You've been with for 10 years plus that you don't speak to at all. Same. I don't know. I don't have that.
Yes you do.
I don't.
You do.
Uh-uh.
But go ahead.
Also, there's a lot of emotional wrapped up in op.
You speak there today?
Yeah.
She stopped talking to me.
I speak to her.
Yes.
I didn't.
I don't have that.
Yeah, nigga.
Oh no, I'm clapping it up for that.
I don't carry that. I'm clapping it up. You carry. I can't, I don't have it. Yeah, nigga. Oh no, I'm clapping it up for that. I don't carry that.
I'm clapping it up, you carry.
I carry, nah.
No, no, no.
All right, no worry about it, no worry about it.
We good, we good, we good.
You right, look, when God speak there,
she stopped talking to me.
Okay, yeah.
When I had my baby, she stopped talking to me.
Which speaks volumes, and that's to me, Isis point.
Wait, that don't prove my point?
No, that proves our point.
Tell me later.
Tell me later.
Hey, Big Flip.
Yes sir
Light lil' dude cast man Shout out to our sister Mel in Atlanta doing what she doing
Here with us in spirit
Trudy
Good to see ya everybody
Happy to be here, so happy to be here
Salutations
Ego
I wanna thank you
Heavenly Father
For shining your light on me
You're someone who really loves me
And I just cry by me
He keeps me happy, so very happy, he loves me
I don't know how to be Every occupation out there shouts at the most of workers
Shouts at the truck drivers, the teachers, the entrepreneurs, the nines and fives, the
other broadcasters out there
Here it go!
Ayy, forty it up, forty it up right now! I'm a new Joe Biden
I'm a new Fadaggy
Do you feel like a week in the yard?
A little bit
Yeah? Yes and no I thought it was Tuesday but Me too And not more, no more play I worked my face and did it for real
My nights grew longer than the days
Until one day it ran out
I'm a man, I'm a man I'm a man, I'm a man You touch a bitch. Hey! What up, Freeze? You got a baby this weekend?
Yes.
Hey!
Shout out to all the dads out there!
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Shout out to MomDukes, listen!
Pops, what up?
Hey!
Big Jersey, Big Jersey!
Hey!
Big Jersey, Big Jersey! Hey! I I prayed a long time for this to happen I did what I believed
It makes me happy
For every happen
I know how long to be
Let's get along time
I'm all I've been to be I know it's gonna happen With the fly button up and Nietzsche in there That was me with the motherfuckin' Tommy Hilfiger outfit in 99
With the fake ID that I got from motherfuckin' West Forth
Yeah, well you know what time it is
Hey, hey
Shout out to my old haves and haves
Hey I'm walking with my liola
Ooh, with my liola
It's just a long time for it to happen
I need those stories I read
And to give me what I'm afraid
And not no one for play Positive Niggas Oh shit that nigga got the JVP patch on the hat
You can't do that you know he did
Nah I'm dope
Somebody made this for me
He got the real one
Aight man let's get right into it What really happened? I see a truth of my way
I know it could never be
Where are you?
Where are you?
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To Flips Right, King Wai Wai himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, Big Isch is in the building.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Peace, peace, peace, peace.
Peace, peace.
It's the intro. Say something, nigga.
The fuck. Stop trying to do that Dlysk and shit.
To his right.
Uh-huh.
Uh, the freeiest of them all
Mr. Ice is in the building
Here we go again, let's go freeze
Oh, man, I was very own now. My response is in the building. Let's pop box. What up?
Cory is here. Trey is here. Monty is here, Erickson is here, Po is here.
I don't know if Ian and Keeb are still here.
Savon and Tanner are here with us by remote last,
but certainly not least each and every one of you guys
is here with us as well, man.
What's up?
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
What's going on?
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.
Dookas! Dookas!
Dookas!
Dookas!
Dookas!
Chillin' man.
Austin Yo Hall, nigga, act like y'all seen him before.
Let me hear it from the dog, pal!
Yeah, what up, what up, Flint?
Chillin', chillin'.
All right.
Great week, get ready for the weekend.
That's all, you know, just making it happen.
All right, all right. Plans this you know just making it happen alright plans this weekend
Yeah, I got some plans work. Let's get into the work. I'm ready to crack your muffins
So you know I get to work. I want the best for my brothers man. You do positivity highlighter. Let's go
Positivity highlight blowback from that pause huh how was your weeks? Just me ah
Just me yeah Just me.
I've been getting fucking negativity highlighter,
fucking 50 been posting me for seven days in a row.
Fucking what else happened this week?
Something else happened this week.
It's just been a week.
It's been a week.
I was at the hospital.
Earth funeral.
Wednesday, a dude saw me and was like,
yo Ice, look though, he's like, yo, 50, 50 on your man ass, 50 on your man ass.
I'm like, no, the niggas thought that was you.
That's the problem with the internet.
They thought that was real.
I'm not your honey.
That's not true, bro.
That right there is the problem with the internet.
My day was fine.
All right, ours wasn't.
Yeah, whatever happened to you, you don't get it.
It didn't change anything. Actually, quite the contrary, nigga, whatever happened to you, you don't get it. It didn't change anything.
Actually, quite the contrary, man.
I ain't one of the rapper niggas who do that shit.
I make money, I get paid.
Shout about this.
Anytime anyone, you ain't hooked, nigga.
Anytime one of them niggas with fucking 30 million,
50 million followers post me good or bad, I get paid.
If I have a problem with it, we getting lawyers involved.
Like, what would you want me to do?
Because that's illegal.
But- Illegal?
Yeah, you can't take all these AI picks and just start.
That's what you already on the court for.
You can't do that.
But I don't have a problem with it,
and I think that's corny.
And that's 50, I got all the respect in the world for it.
But if I get tired of it, and it stops paying then yes, Lord time
Yeah, then it's this shit
Negativity highlight
Queens has on I mean our Queen's Flip has on a shirt. Let's just call them Queen's Reynolds
Negativity highlighter. Yes. Yes. Yes little terminology is phrase took off. Yes. Thank you
Quick that was kind of quick. Yeah, yes, thank you. He burst that shit up quick.
That was kinda quick, bro.
That nigga went to see our med boy in the coliseums.
I went right to the college down to you,
hey, yo, put this up real quick for me.
I like that shit.
You ain't about to be the only one getting paid off that.
I appreciate that.
I mean, you know, listen, I'm wanting to do
whatever I have to do to make the phrase go worldwide.
That's it, you know what I'm saying?
And you know, my brother is my brother, you know?
Set it on a J.B.P.
You giving him a piece?
Of course I am not.
Of course not.
You know, he was just laughing at my,
and he was just laughing at my Patreon.
I said, he's be tricking me into shit.
I ego, my ego is so fragile.
Yo, I saw your Patreon in the last video you put up,
interviewing a nigga had no comments.
I almost put a comment.
So then I took my shit out,
I said, you want to see how much pledges I got?
But then I stopped.
Ian's like, yo, don't do that, don't do that.
And I stopped, I said, my ego, man.
I was ready to show up.
Don't play with me, nigga.
What's pledges, spanky?
Pledges is the pledges, people that pledges.
Like subscribers.
How many subscribers I have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How many you got?
I can't say that now.
It's too late, He almost got me.
He almost got me.
But I mean, good, great week.
Preparing for the weekend, just working.
Negative, we hollered.
I appreciate you.
Salute.
Oh man.
Least I could do.
I appreciate you.
Least I could do.
Fools.
People that love you though, the ones that love you,
and they call about it, like,
scam-waving them niggas.
What's going on, man?
What's up? It's going on, man?
It's all love, man.
Cause it took off, no for real, it took off.
We were discussing it before you put it out.
Like, you know me and it just.
You got your PC?
Nah, I don't want no PC for my man.
He did the right thing.
He's saying that so he don't ask him
for no PC on this trip.
That's what he do.
Now I don't want no PC.
I ain't want no PC.
You do your thing, I do my thing.
Swap.
When I ever ask for PC, you don't.
You don't?
Positivity highlighter.
You encourage niggas to go get it.
Positivity, I don't never hear that said.
I don't never hear positivity highlighted.
But it's cool, I can't say it, it sounds so.
Go ahead, push it up.
You got it, you got it, you got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You don't do that, stop.
Stop, don't do that.
It's cool, sometimes you get got sometimes, man.
Sometimes you get got.
Yeah, it's okay.
What y'all did this week, man?
Y'all good?
Work.
Work.
Froze the Def.
Yo, nigga.
Nigga.
That's about it.
That heat don't work?
I was working in a abandoned house with no heat.
Oh.
Yikes.
Nigga, you working, nigga, being this up,
you working, you still on the field,
you were still on the field in the abandoned joint?
Now you got some, you got some shit you doing.
You still got boots on the ground?
I certainly do.
You like the Red Cross, nigga.
What are you doing, man?
It was 13 degrees when I came out of my house yesterday.
Really?
Yes, niggas.
Why you didn't call out?
You can't call out a house building?
Who am I gonna call out to?
You.
You?
Yeah.
Nah.
My boss don't play that.
Who your boss?
Me nigga.
So the workers are still scared to come outside.
What?
The workers are still scared to come outside
because of what Trump got going on.
That don't have nothing to do with my workers. Oh you got the legit ones with the green card.
Yo why you think everybody got uh yo you're an idiot bro. No I worked all week. I was cool.
Yeah just took care of you know family shit and I had a couple of meetings and I'm trying to set something up. Okay.
Can't speak on it yet, but that's it.
Let's go Freeze.
Try and get something shaking.
Hey, big Freeze.
Back on Twitch?
No, no, no.
Y'all can have all that stuff, salute.
That ain't for me, but back on Twitch.
Why you such a fucking kid?
I love this thing.
Nah, man. Back on Twitch. Back on K- fucking kid? I love this nigga. Nah, man.
Back on Twitch.
He did the first one.
Back on K-Me-Oh doing your thing.
Oh, still over there.
I'm always over there.
You know what I mean?
Always over there.
Oh, only mans?
Yeah.
Only mans.
Nigga, get up there.
Only mans.
All right, Big Freeze.
That's Freeze's foot.
Yo, the Freeze's foot is crazy.
I know that foot.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
I know that foot.
I know that foot. I know that foot. I know that foot. I know that foot. I'm sorry. All right, Big Freeze. That's Freeze's foot.
Yo, the Freeze's foot is crazy.
I know that foot.
I know that foot.
Yo, Freeze, you've been the highlight of my week.
That might not be a bad idea, yo.
You just that nigga, Freeze.
You're really a sick nigga, yo.
Only men?
It's not a bad idea.
You are a sicko.
It's not a bad idea.
That ain't a bad idea. I are a sicko. That ain't a bad idea.
I got some money for that.
Wait, you got some money?
I got some money, bro.
He got some money to invest.
Dodo.
Them chicks, what?
Yo, y'all are disrespectful.
Yo, Big Bertha and them
have spent a bag on Only Man's.
What's up, man?
Hey, Erickson.
Wait, ew.
Hey, yo, bruh.
Y'all, see, y'all jokin'.
You think you're too small?
Sell your meat, bro, go ahead.
Not my meat.
Not my meat.
Sell your feet, do whatever you want to do.
But what if it takes off?
I'll give him a fight. Can't own a van sue you if it take off?
Only man's take off.
Can't they do something?
I'm not a lawyer.
That's what lawyers is for.
But that ain't no bad idea.
Call S.
Hey S, I got this idea.
Make this shirt for me.
Hold my hand.
Meat and feet.
Why somebody take the idea and run with it and then somebody go this shirt for me. All the other dudes meet. Meet and feet.
Meet and feet.
Watch somebody take the idea, run with it,
and then somebody go buy it for Jesus.
I think you can't do it.
I think dudes are already on OnlyFans.
Yeah, and I think you can't do that.
OnlyFans.
You should change the word.
I don't know.
I've never been on OnlyFans, but.
Nah.
You got to start OnlyFans.
Go give NLE Choppa a bag to take off.
Oh my Lord, I'm done with y'all. Can we, can we, that boy hit him out the door.
Can we be, can we be mature, please, for a second?
All right.
Yeah, yes, yes.
What's the ticket?
How much I get them?
You fucking ain't right.
How much you selling them for?
My boxers?
You gonna sell them for me? Whatever, you whatever you negotiate you guys y'all are discussing
Socks to it's over
We play how's your week parks?
My wife's on a girls trip. I've had fucking plenty of time to do whatever I want to do
Which is mostly just catching up on work. That's mostly what it was
The most work in his group boy which is nice, which is mostly just catching up on work. Honestly, that's mostly what it was. No, I'm dead ass. I know, I know. That should be hard.
This is the most work in this group, boy.
Yeah, it is.
Yo, you was catching up on old work.
You get away with a lot of shit.
You get away with a lot of shit, yo.
A lot of trust in your house.
For sure.
I love that.
Both ways.
But I hate on that.
I don't like that.
Why?
You want to let your wife go to the girls' street?
Serious?
Nah, yeah, I'm serious.
She can go, but I'm just saying but I'm not like that, nigga.
I'm not that calm.
I mean, oh, you have a problem with it if she go.
I'ma be lit she going on a girls trip.
Ha ha ha.
I didn't even set her on a trip.
JR, you go this, that way Princess and Nico go some wells.
Now she gon' be like,
now she gon' be like the tunnel nigga in that house.
Hey yo, J, Joe, let me get Martha number please
to come clean this shit.
My wife, she notices everything, son.
You move something she noticed.
Like it's, shout out to her, I love her, but yeah.
So she can't do the door shut?
You spoke to her?
My wife, yeah, I spoke to her.
What you mean?
I live with her.
What's your trouble?
It doesn't mean you gotta speak to her.
This is why you give me trouble.
I live with my wife, nigga.
You can live with someone and not speak to them.
How you know?
Because I've not spoke to my wife for a day or two.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah, stop being too cool on Pogs.
There we go.
Yeah.
Yo, this guy is a fool, yo.
Out of country.
Out of country, girl.
Let me tell you what I notice.
Every time.
What country?
Peru.
Stop letting Sade leave on the day of the part.
Yeah, you ain't got nothing to worry about. Maybe. Hold on, wait. Can you let me talk? Stop letting Sade leave on the day of the part. Yeah, you ain't got nothing to worry about. Maybe.
Hold on, wait. Can you let me talk?
Stop letting Sade leave on the day of the part.
Every time she leave, nigga, you just like,
oh, baby.
Like, nigga, get it together.
She'll be back, nigga. She'll be back.
Get it together, bro. Smile, bro.
I've been smiling.
Nah, smile for real.
I'm in a great mood.
Every time she leave the day of, nigga,
let her leave Monday.
Yeah, give me a shit. Leave Sunday, nigga. time she leave the day off, let her leave Monday. Get this shit off you.
Leave Sunday.
Let her leave the day off the park.
Come on, you be up early too.
She got the early flizite.
You at the studio at night.
She got a golf shoe.
She got athlete kids.
They got events.
Shots of shot there.
I've been trying to get them kids to drop out all that shit for years.
These motherfuckers love some volleyball.
You ever try to give the wrong message?
You can't say that.
Yo, hey, urge them out of there.
They should have taken up too much of mama time.
I got scholarship money.
I want you.
Hey, I'm going to pay for the school, man.
This volleyball shit is every week.
I'm with him.
Listen, I'm with him.
God damn it, I'm a game?
You raising your kids too good now.
You raised some real hands.
I ain't played volleyball till I was 27.
Right.
Let's hit some shit home, talking about basketball. Basketball team, do they want to sign up?
The boys like, yeah, we want to do it.
I'm looking at, no, no, no, fuck that.
Yeah.
I'm being practiced, games, who doing this shit?
No.
Y'all don't like basketball like that.
And you can't even show them.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Control or delete, oh damn.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police.
I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police. I'm gonna call the police. say that it was for bad kids and they didn't ever say that it's just so your mom could
run the streets for four extra hours.
They just sat us there, gave us fucking bullshit food and a never ending story.
Oh, and Charlotte's Web.
All the bullshit I seen was in the after school program.
My mom had an extra, sometimes I did till 8.30.
Oh shit.
I was a fuckin'
I was in my shit too late too.
Play-Doh, motherfuckin'.
I was in my shit too late.
We know.
What's the other shit, Mr. Potato Head?
What do you mean we know?
Nothing, bro.
There's no slow after school program, nigga.
Shit.
Watch out, man.
Well, slow down.
Yo.
Top it, stop it. You need to add. Stop it, bro. That's rude, you can't do that. Nah, stop it, stop it.
You need to stop.
That's rude.
Nah, you got it right.
Because them niggas wouldn't even be in school.
They'd be on a field trip in the woods.
That bus don't even come back till 6-7.
Mommy punkin' seeds.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
Oh, shit.
He said Flip was playing with blocks in high school.
I mean nigga, I went to Carmel Christian School.
I went to a good school.
Oh man.
They paid me dinner for real nigga.
Coke.
Yeah, what?
Congratulations.
Why y'all think none of the kids can read no more?
Video games.
Exactly.
Yo, video games.
Tablets.
Yeah.
YouTube.
I ain't making my kid read anything, nigga.
Read that bio-azer shit.
Read the terms and conditions of this ammonium sulfate.
Read this contract.
Come on, perpetue.
Come on, perp.
Come on, guy. Early capitalism. Per 2, come on Purr-Purr. Purr-Purr 2. Come on, I got it.
Say how do you do that?
Early capitalism.
Purr-Purr 2.
Oh shit.
Early.
Early, son.
Let me show you how to rob them.
The early, yo.
This guy is like cool.
What's up, what's up, what's up with Lex?
Y'all feel so nice and loose.
Look at y'all talking.
What's up with Lex?
How you doing?
Yo, stop, yo.
Ischbeck?
Oh shit.
Yo, you still. Oh, isch. Look at my... Isch back?
Oh, shit.
Yo, you're still...
Oh, isch.
I wonder why...
Yeah, it's like isch from the 500s.
I wonder why, isch.
This is just the third.
It was a weight lifting off your shoulder, huh?
What was?
I'm just saying, just...
Stop.
Your energy is beautiful.
It's not even close.
When you start wearing them matching socks, the socks with the...
Energy beautiful today.
Holy shit.
All right, no.
Can we be mature, please?
No.
Why? Why? Why? Why? I'm just saying, just, your energy is beautiful. Not even close. When you start wearing them matching socks, they're gonna be socks with the,
energy beautiful today.
Holy shit.
All right, now, can we be mature, please?
No. Why?
Because in two seconds, Sparks gonna say,
price picks, and it's like, all right.
We got a little bit.
How's Lex doing?
Lex is great.
Lex is fucking awesome.
Is he still giving trouble, the sevens?
Oh yeah, no, that still exists.
It gets worse?
It's not the greatest right now.
It's not the greatest.
It's not the greatest right now.
Me and SYN got it.
Me and SYN got it.
What do they call that? Consistency between households.
Hey, hey, come on.
Come on, let's go.
Hey, back to...
The co-parents win. We got to talk about more than the kid
What the fuck is going on?
over there
Hey, I don't know what y'all was talking about earlier. I call I get the call and talk about way more than the kid
Hey
This is the third week buddy that came out of this school without a hat at 13 degrees.
So do I got to step to you or do I got to have a word with this fucking gym teacher?
Come on, let's talk about it.
I'm such a rat.
If it's 13 degrees and my son keep coming out of school without a hat on, then tell me who do I need to speak to.
There's a problem.
That's good, because a lot of fathers, not a lot,
I mean some fathers don't pay attention to that.
Yeah.
So that's good that you're on it like that.
Some fathers don't pay attention to that.
They'll send the kid to the mother back
with no jacket on or the jacket zipped up
with no shirt on, you know, a lot of stories.
Jacket zipped up with no shirt?
Like you have a T-shirt on.
Yeah, just a regular T-shirt.
Not properly dressed.
Thank you, thank you.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Thank you, thank you, Ice.
These niggas act like they grew,
these niggas act like they just grew up nigga
in fucking San Diego somewhere
and they go with all the chefs and shit and butlers.
Niggas, some niggas fuck up, Ish.
I didn't say a word, bro.
Yeah, we know.
And get the jacket out of Bloomingdale bro. Yeah, we know. I don't want no smoke.
And get the jacket out of Bloomingdale's.
No, you can't do that.
You can't do that, Joe.
You be telling niggas what they can do.
Go to Zara when they've stocked up.
Don't go in there when the two coats left.
And they ain't got their size.
Three sizes too small.
Go where they got coats and option.
Take your ass to Delancey.
I keep asking y'all to be mature, what's up?
Yeah, I'm ignoring you.
I don't want to smoke, bro.
Come on, where do y'all want to start?
We scared up.
Oh shit, speaking of that, again, rest in peace, Irv.
Irv, Irv was all earlier in the week
And in thinking of Irv and more specifically Clark Kent rest in peace Clark Kent
I came across an interview that said where Clark Kent was like, yeah, I wasn't going to the doctor on some Brooklyn shit
But if I could change something I would have went so that I could have seen whatever was there and kind of knowing how to move.
I went and took the two scans and the full body MRI that Michael Paul's been on me about.
I finally went up there. I canceled that shit every week for months.
Went up there and did it.
Good.
I mean, yeah.
It is. So, but that is a different
experience as an adult. I'm more as than it was at 21 2327
when you had your whole life in front of you, like when you
could depend on your body to be its own hospital and just kind
of look good at 28
Don't they gotta put that thing in your system?
Getting in that shit at 44
It was a little different
How long you was in it?
Man like 80 minutes
Mmm
It's a long time
80 minutes
It wasn't an open MRI was it?
You had to go in the little shit the tube?
I had to go in the tube thing.
Did they give you the shot?
And it was a bigger tube, but I still
had to go in the tube thing, do all this breathing shit.
Can't move.
Well, first of all, as soon as I sit down
to do whatever they're doing, my heart rate is going.
Because I'm nervous.
I don't even want to be here. Mm-hmm
So he like oh your heart rate can't put you through
He said alright, let's see if it slows down gave me a little something shit was still kind of going
Because I was like so already we've identified an issue
He said look and slow it down, slow it down. All right, slow it down.
Send me the little MRI thing.
She say, all right, we got some headphones for you.
What you wanna listen to?
I said, Chris Brown.
That means something that the songs could just go.
Man, I got in that thing with them headphones on,
one Chris Brown song played,
the next 30 minutes was ads.
Aw, the free Spotify tier for you?
Next 30 minutes, think it was ads. I, the free Spotify tier for you with the free YouTube music?
I might have heard four Chris Brown songs,
and the rest just ads.
And then she told me, yeah, you go to sleep.
I went near, could not fall asleep.
That thing was the loudest MRI machine I've ever heard.
It was loud.
It was the loudest MRI machine I forgot.
I ain't been to an MRI thing in 20 years.
It's loud as hell.
Didn't she give me the little thingamajiggy,
the little squeeze ball.
Hey, if you wanna get out of this thing,
just squeeze the ball.
As soon as she put me through, squeeze it, bam, bam!
Give me out of this shit.
My nose is itching, let me scratch.
Soon as you get in that thing, everything itching.
Now I gotta pee again, now I gotta fart.
I'm holding my shit, my nose is itching,
my mouth is itching, I got crust in my eyes.
I got my thumbs, I'm laying on my thumbs
so they went to sleep in about 20 minutes
because you gotta keep your hands to your side.
And then the ball broke.
Oh, you squeezed the shit out that ball.
Then the ball broke.
So I didn't realize that until I was already close
before we could ready to get out of there. So I pressed the. BAM. And then I got a lady that's giving me inaccurate
times because I pressed it when it worked. BAM. Yo Doc, how much longer in this thing?
Uh, just 20 minutes. Oh yeah. She can't say 67 minutes. Yeah, we almost there then he start
Word no, gentlemen, I'll be home in a minute
So I hit it in Bob
Get me out of here
Really? Hey open this thing now and get me out of here
Open this thing now and get me out of here
Jet but it's almost done. You're gonna ruin everything
You'll have to come back and start all over again. Mr. Button doc
Open this machine and take me to fuck out. We see you fish. She pulled it out. She pulled me out gave me a little pep talk I
stretched a little bit
Alright, so I'm back
Finish it. Oh, yeah I rested a little bit, so I sent him back in. And I finished the shit.
Oh, you didn't have to start again?
Oh, that's not bad.
No, that's not bad.
You only finished.
80 minutes is a long time.
That's a long time, yeah.
I've never been in one for that long.
Nah.
The only times I've been in, I fell asleep.
Every time I've gone in it, I've fallen asleep.
Next time, they're gonna have to give me something
to fall asleep.
Yeah, yeah.
I fell asleep before.
They're gonna have to give me something.
At least like a Xan or something.
And it's a normal breathing pattern when you sleep,
probably more, because when you're anxious,
you know what I'm saying?
And you're not gonna move.
By the time I was in there 40 minutes
and realized that they had some Hannibal Lecter thing
over my head, I was like, all right, get me out of here.
So you're not supposed to know that that's on there.
Yeah.
What?
They have some type of metal something over your head.
Really?
After they give you the blind pet
Blind the blindfold. All right, so you can sleep. Oh
See that or feel it
Jesus Mary and Joseph
Please I encourage men out there 40 and up health as well health as well. Go get it done. Yes. It's annoying but fuck it
You want to be here? Don't drink no coffee before you go in
That should have you antsy
Me I would want to go in there. It's tired. I thought you made good. You have the shit. That's who
My little heartbeat working away shit. I ain't I ain't wanna have sex for the rest of the day. You scared the shit out of me
my heart is in. God, you.
It's you. I stretch you out?
Yes.
Stop, stop.
I don't.
Negative your arm right now.
I don't.
Say it.
Say it, say it, I do say it, say it.
What?
What y'all wanna talk about?
We got no music.
We did.
We got a little secret J Cole song.
Yeah, he dropped it on his blog.
It's something that he said he just wanted to throw out there.
Something he worked on called Clouds.
Uh-huh.
Sent it to everybody in case y'all didn't have the blog.
I do have the blog.
But I didn't get it from there.
I got it from you.
The record is dope, man. The record is dope.
Alright.
Brand new code, what is this record called?
Clouds. Clouds.
You said you liked it Barks? I like it. I like it. You like it? I like it a lot.
Ayyyyyy. Yeah Please believe these flows teach egos to freeze and then recede I'm c4 beneath your jeep the second you turn that key holding heat blows your weak flows right out the water
The father boy, I work smarter and harder my style got a restraining order. Don't bother
I charter unseen territories in order to push your father than you niggas had ever thought
I caught a lot of murder charges turn artists to martyrs when I rocked out turns the goddess fiends turn the king's dreams turn the things tangible
My hands are full with grants. I pull fromanzas. No, I can't go slow
I'm Sandra Bollie the pro see the speed of don't breathe snow Cree the color that won't heat to the one in a planet of shape
When I perform it tectonic plates from up. I'm gonna pause this
Cuz I want to let the old just four minutes play and I thought he really went crazy on the second verse
What yeah, the next verse absolutely bonkers got a little Andre
Flow bag yeah, yeah
I like that though. It's cool. Yeah, I like it. I like it a lot. I like it a lot
I don't like I'm still tired of like the secret blog drop or Instagram drop or whatever
I want to maybe that's just like the record collector in me
I want to own the shit that's just like the record collector in me, I want to own the shit.
Like for real, not like a dub.
Which is what I equate the MP3 to.
I like the blog era coming back.
I like it.
I like blog era coming back.
I wish blog era would come back in terms of people
aggregating a bunch of dope music.
But like just artists releasing some shit
where you gotta dig for it and find it, I don't love.
Well I actually like it. sometimes two dope boys had an exclusive that you could only get on two dope boys same with
That piff same with you heard that new another one. There's another big one. All right, all right
All right, yeah, not right. Yeah, there was sometimes it was joint
You can only get from there is all I'm saying so that that feeling of blog era
I like that even when the sound cloud wave took off and you can only get things there. I kind of like that
Mixtape exclusivity thing still sometimes depending on who's doing it
I like it just because it feels like when when artists does it this way they taking a pressure off of now
I don't you know, I don't care how it performs, right? I'm not selling I'm giving it directly to those who subscribe to me. You know what
I mean? This is just for my people. It's just, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Appreciate it from him. I like when I guess let me clarify or go deeper I I'm conflicted because the fan of me the fan the J Cole fan of me or if any of my favorite artists release it
That way I'm just excited to get new music. But the collector in me
I want a thing whether it's a real high-res mp3 with a cover. I
Want that I don't want just some mp3 like it's like getting a Maxwell tape max
l tape with the fucking for the song
That was fun, but I also want like the cover. I want to jump in in this mix
Please like it this sounds like a fun one. It's a little nerd. This is fun
Yeah, cuz I'm a music collector as well, so I understand what you're saying. Yeah
My only retort would be
you saying yeah my only retort would be for the artists to ever get the power back in their hands is gonna be the fans and the music collectors that
have to suffer I don't I don't agree with that at all I think you can still
release music on your blog in a way that is purchaseable or whatever
downloadable in a more tangible format than just mp3 with this with the blank Apple fucking
Purchasable from where we would that link send you to website
To his own. Yeah website fuck. Yeah, I would encourage ours to do that. Yeah
I would encourage artists to do that. You could do that?
Yeah, fuck it, why can't you?
But he just did something like that with his uh...
With the show.
With the show.
With the podcast.
With the podcast.
Yeah, yeah, similar.
So what I'm saying is, he's already shown,
and I think there are a lot of people that believe
that the future of the music business will be D to C.
Yeah. Yes.
I agree.
Not even just music.
Well that's what I'm saying, like,
and if you agree with that part,
then you kinda gotta champion when this and if you agree with that part, then you kind of got a champion when this happens.
I agree with that.
Agreed, I just think it could be done better in that,
give me an album cover, give me a link,
I want to download, I want the hard-bred shit,
I don't want no fucking shitty MP3,
I want some good sounding shit.
Well the point was,
cause even with certain blogs,
the blog era we talked about,
certain shit was just streamed up there
through an embedded player.
It wasn't meant for download.
So he didn't have this for download.
I had to rip this to say that.
That just tells me this wasn't meant for that.
Yeah, because if he wants something that you can download,
I'm pretty sure he's gonna give you a cover.
And a lot of the nerds, we put on covers. So that ain't even nothing to cry. I already you a cover and a lot of the nerds we put on covers so
that ain't even nothing I already got a cover on this yeah I ain't crying over
that so they could do that for sale and the label don't I don't know I don't
know what his contract situation I imagine cuz he has his own label he may
be able to do that I'm not talking about across the board okay whatever his
situation is clearly he has the power to do that yeah I'm not saying this has to
be on Spotify and Apple.
I would just like to get like a good version with a cover and like have it.
Like it's like presenting.
It shows value.
You value the piece of art that you created when you presented in a beautiful way,
as opposed to just the corny default.
But this but I just think that, though, where he even goes off to say like,
hey, this is something I just worked on,
this ain't the art.
Yeah, but that's not everything.
He got some bullshit.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
My response to that though is,
who's the sayang?
He may, he may download it.
We don't know.
You might just be early with that.
You might be right.
So this could be the early,
hey you cannot download this,
he might double back with full and vinyls,
the new artwork,
he might go do some artsy shit, it's Cole.
I would love to see Cole or anybody this magnitude
be like, no, you have to go to my website and buy this,
or you have to buy a record, or you have to buy a CD,
or tape, or whatever the fuck format
you want to give it to us in.
That's fire.
I would love to see that.
That's what Kanye's been doing.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
In my opinion, the music that we've gotten from Kanye
in this era has not been,
this is a good J. Cole song. The Kanye songs that we've gotten as he's been independent
are not this in comparison to the rest of his catalog.
This is on par with anything J. Cole has ever done
in my opinion.
The Kanye stuff that he's doing completely independent
is not, in my opinion, is not graduation or anything else.
Got it. It's not my opinion is not graduation or anything else got it
Cole made out really good
Out of that whole big three shit. He did I know he got his back kicked in a bunch Yeah, I maybe have even said this before but with every release and I just hear his tone and how he goes about things
It's clear that not only did he not want to end up being
the Drake in that battle, like the person who caught the worst end of the stick,
I don't think he wanted to end up being the Kendrick in that battle either, which is the
winner and having to run all around and having this be demanded of you and just say I don't,
I think he landed in the perfect spot. Bro, peace. Yeah, he chose peace.
And he told us that and his hip hop, so we didn't care.
My peace of mind is more than all that shit.
I don't want the anxiety that comes along with the interviews.
I wanna do a Super Bowl.
Yeah, bro.
Like, that's a lot.
Kendrick has a lot of pressure on him,
or has at least in the last six months.
I'm not medical. Some niggas just happy with being content
with where they are, bro.
Right.
Life is good, I'm straight.
Must be easy too when you're as successful as gold, man.
Exactly.
I don't need none of that shit.
Yeah, fuck all that.
Play that second verse.
I wanna hear some of this second verse.
Yeah.
And then we can get out of here.
The funny shit, I can see this going off in his show. Yeah, for sure. Oh, for sure.
Yeah, nice experience You look crazy
That nigga crack your head Trey
Watch your mouth to my son
That nigga crack Trey's head
Watch your mouth
You hear that nigga going?
My daughter is not here, you had to crack your daughter in the booth nigga
Oh she won't
Your daughter can't rap nigga
God come on What the fuck Your daughter is not here, you had to crack your daughter in the booth, nigga. No she won't. Your daughter can't rap, nigga.
God, come on.
What the fuck?
Can't help it.
I like that record.
I like that.
I love this shit.
This shit is beautiful.
Yes.
Yeah, let's get that.
Yeah.
I'm that bass in your trunk, the bullet that missed Trump, the gun that jammed, cause it
seemed God had other plans, the son of man extending his hand, the son of salmon, forgiveness
for all of the homicides we witnessed the over dramatized
Don't in a pan and caramelized for richness and served on a plate with sir
Loins take two billionaires who don't care the world's gonna break long as they make money off the pain brings profit one man gains
It soon as the next man lost it as a bridge you can walk to here
Soon as the next man lost it as a bridge you can walk to hit God But there are real good eyes the rich man crosses cuz greed is a poison to seed indeed
It spreads like weeds through the mines apple trees. I proceed with caution and I'm not flossing unlike some I'm not defined by my fortune
I'm defined by rhymes though. I'm in my prime
There was times that I was down cuz I thought I lost it but no lo and behold as my poetry grows
I give all glory to God as the story unfolds and the great hands that grow on my head with your hand-tomped crèche
Oh, Tangus niggas
Get this niggas out of here
Oh, man, that shit's amazing
As a people
we're so like, we're so fickle
Wait, hold up for a minute
Who Lucky?
Go ahead, yo, put your ego back in your pocket.
I didn't know who you was talking to.
Are you?
Lucky how? Why? My God is good.
You lucky you retired, he's saying.
Yeah.
You lucky you're not out right now while that man is out right now rapping like that. He's saying.
Mmm.
You don't even get none of these niggas without a Joe button. You know who the fuck you talking to?
You know who you're talking to?
I mean, he did big you up several times
during this podcast show.
Fix your fucking mouth.
You sit next to a fucking legend every week.
Melissa.
Oh, shit.
That was, that was.
That was.
That was.
That was you saying, my brother.
Don't touch me.
I was saying that,
I was happy that we, you know, we're able to clean it up and give him his credit because he did get his back kicked in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Like this is quality time heels all time heels all
Listen do you do you want should I give him a Georgia or we doing shit in the spirit of hip-hop the MC and me And in the spirit of hip-hop, I didn't want to hear that shit the man in me absolutely loves got you
Absolutely loves it
Got it. Yeah, and I think he's happy with the choice he made.
Yeah.
By far too.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
A nigga girl came out and was getting that joke.
Oh, yo.
Nigga, J. Cole played for the fucking Shanghai Sharks.
What the fuck?
The Nigerian, the Lakers, the Lisbon Lions.
Y'all know who J. Cole is.
Now that nigga was hitting the corner baseline three foot of Lisbon Lions.
Big him up, my nigga.
I always pick J. Cole up.
Of course, yeah.
Well, I think I do.
If I had to opt to have a problem with a rapper,
it wouldn't be J. Cole.
Yeah, nah.
Nah.
I feel you back down from no one.
That's not the name that you would want to pick out of the hat.
I mean, I'll do it, but.
That's a headache.
Yeah, it's a long day.
It ruins your day.
It ruins your day, not his.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
I would love to see y'all be a rapper just for a day.
I said that the other day.
I would love to be a rapper.
Like a trouble making rapper.
Just one.
Just so I can just see.
I wish I could rap.
Just so I could see how y'all would go about it.
Ransom gonna tell me, yo, just rap.
No, nigga, no, that's the problem.
Too many people are just rapping.
Yeah, word.
No, I'm cool, V.
Because I would want to see y'all in the event
that a superior MC just was going crazy at the mouth
of about one of y'all.
Yeah.
Like, what do you do?
What do you think y'all would do?
I would have to rap.
Gotta rap.
You gotta rap.
Superior MC or not, nigga?
And it's gonna push your pen.
I'm calling for some backup.
Okay.
No, I'm calling the hoes to get some dirt on that.
Oh, there you go, the Drake rap.
What?
Yo, you need the dirt.
You need the dirt.
You don't need the dirt.
You crazy.
You just keep it right right He is fucking Jake yo
I'm not gonna trick you right come home like yeah, I think it's just nasty
ever what other music came out?
St. John Drop.
Don't look at me with your shit in your mouth.
Y'all back.
Look, St. John Drop, yes he did.
St. John Drop.
I was to- St. John Drop.
I checked it out, that's my man.
I checked it out too, big fan, big fan.
I was a little disappointed.
It felt like there was an intentional
Attempt at
appealing to audiences that are outside of
His shit. It was like a little more rappy a little bit more trappy like my favorite thing about
St. John historically has been like genre ambiguity
Like it could be rock. it could be R&B,
it could be hip hop, like it's kind of all of them.
This one there's like, you know, Shout Out to Tay Keith
and what's my other man that does a lot of future shit.
Pardon me for forgetting, but it's a lot of like,
it's more rap shit, which I don't love from him.
I like the ambiguity, I like the-
Eclectic one song.
Is this Sting or is this Travis Scott? I don't know this one
There's like some weekend sounding shit. There's some Travis sound and shit
Not for me
See and for me still good music by the way, he's he's always done that
Like this album I can hear how he maybe leaned into it more but that sound
To me is not a foreign sound like it's a st. John
Sound still probably his biggest song. What was that?
The big one the trap one. I think that future did the remix a few years ago
That might have been a bigger song. I'll find it actually so we could sound like we're research
I had a
so we could sound like we're researching. Hold up, I ain't hit an album.
I'm not familiar with it.
Yeah, I ain't hit an album.
Yes, you are.
The Park shit is on point.
Like, it's still good music.
I don't want it to be like...
I would argue that this is the biggest song.
Remix off the corner with the money I got a verse
Cook this shit up quick
St. John put a Hendrix
Till he be a millionaire
Rose, I walk down the corner with the body steaming daughter
So that sound, I think I know from him, right?
And I'm not even doing this justice right now
Oh no, yeah I know, I know, that's horrible
Alright, there we go, there we go.
There we go, hold on, let's get my little bit of justice.
Let's do my little justice up in here.
Hey, this is my shit. I ain't gon' forget. I had a lot of good times to this record
I won't get it gone up with the money on my face
She might get it poppin' up my wife for four
I already know where I need to go
But I need to roll, turn up any time now when I turn it up
You know how I get too up when I turn it up.
You know how I get too lit when I turn it up.
Oh shit.
Can't handle my behavior when I turn it up.
And this is the second track off of St. John's
new album, Body on Me.
I think the feel is kinda.
I'm on my own.
Oops, I got you. There you go, I got you. I'm ready for the battle I made And it's all I need
That's the best kind of thing
La la la
I'm empty inside some notes
I don't know who to tell
I might wanna cry sometimes But who will feel sorry, calm and help Yeah, I think he's still on his black post Malone shit.
I do.
And I think that if you're used to the St. John sound, then he leaned into that a little
bit and you might not be so mad at this project.
There's some shit on here I like though.
I like the intro. I like, uh, fuck being sad. There's some shit on here. I like though. I like the intro. I like
Sad there's a couple joys. I like I
Just like ways it is more eclectic bag. I guess let me put it that way
God, it's not bad music like let me be clear. I understand what you're saying
He's talented for the five-year absence. I expect like some you know I mean oh you were digging in I
Know what you're saying cuz like
this is the same John I like right here this is off his last project this is
high school reunion it's one of this is my shit right here there's nothing like
this on there
This is what I'm saying. Yeah.
This is missing.
This is genre ambiguous as fuck.
This could easily be Don Henley or fucking, I don't know who else, like, inspired by.
Yeah.
I give a shit.
Ayyy.
Ayyy. She always here, I put a truck She knows all the bottle guys ain't cops
Little girls always got a thing for the cops Break up and I'm sick of fallin' in love
I'm sick of my high book, scared of fuckin' it up Oh man, that's hard. That's hard. I like that. I like that too. Yeah, that shit right there.
Yeah, I don't think there's anything like that
on the new project, but I'm not mad at it.
I'm not mad at it.
That's old record?
That's old.
I'm a fan.
That's old.
That was a high school reunion by St. John.
It's old.
You would like St. John if you never dug in.
Never?
Yeah.
Okay.
You would like him a lot.
Naio dropped as well.
Naio dropped as well. I'm not hip. Tell me about it. Yeah, what was that? Oh, Naio dropped as well. Naio dropped as well.
I'm not hip. Tell me about it.
Oh, Naio is dope. Hold on. Let me give y'all old Naio.
Y'all know Naio.
I'm sure he probably played it.
The name sounds familiar too, but...
No, this is not what I'm looking for by Naio. Where's my song?
Doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doob Cause maybe We're like for the magical Yeah
Copy that we're like different
The beautiful Mr. Cone
After the hook I'm back to y'all
But NAILDROP
I think our new album is called
Jupiter in your phones right now
Feels like pretty doesn't know me
Only shows up in my memory
Through the tears of imperfection
The NAILDROP
The R&B has no NAIL. Darn B has no nail.
Darn B has no nail.
Naio dropped a new album.
It's called Jupiter.
This is a follow up to, I want to say, Saturn.
Yeah, this is a follow up to Saturn.
And there's some shit on there.
Again, this is Friday.
I haven't delved deep into these projects.
But Naio did have some good shit on there.
Shout out to her friend at the show.
And we talked about Joey Badass' personal life at the beginning, so
I should mention that he dropped like an EP kind of thing with the records that
came out and then one new record.
Did he?
Yeah, and it's dope.
Shout out to Joey Badass.
We already played the records from before, so.
I don't know if I'm just letting some niggas sing about my girl while I'm with
her.
I'm gonna DM him or something.
No, you're not.
I'm probably not gonna do that.
No, you're not.'m probably not gonna do that.
Relax though.
How many songs you get? Come on man.
Don't make it direct.
Don't make it direct.
Yeah, he ain't say his name.
Don't call her her nickname.
That's too direct. We know what you're talking about.
That's direct enough.
Shut up. Sit't call her that.
Sit over there and be sick.
You definitely would.
Don't call her her nickname.
I wouldn't do that.
Sit over there and be sick.
I want you sick.
Fuck that.
I don't care about you.
I don't want you sick.
No, I'm not gonna see her.
It is what it is.
Get mad and try to garner sympathy from my bitch, nigga.
You crazy?
Man, fuck that.
You told my VHS over.
You lost.
Exactly.
You lost. Gotta change my answer. What if a nigga was just putting the Instagram post up of your girl all day? Nigga, we was over. You lost, you lost. Exactly, you lost.
Gotta change my answer.
What if a nigga was just putting an Instagram post
up of your girl all day?
Nigga, we going to, great city, nigga.
We go inside that nigga.
Hold up.
What if her ex was just Instagram posting
every single day on some.
Lemon top, nigga.
Yo, I miss you so much.
Yeah, call her her nickname.
Dicking in dirt season.
Yo, Lemon top, I miss you.
Remember we used to take them long walks.
Hell me, I miss you.
Oh my God, I miss you so much.
Nobody's ever competed.
What y'all gonna do then?
That's different.
Going upside is great.
That's different shit.
That's different.
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Give me LeBron, because he ain't passing Luca.
Give me LeBron for more than 30 points.
Luca ain't getting no burn.
Go stand over there.
Stand over there, nigga. Suns in the Bulls. I don't getting no burns. Go stand over there. Stand over there, nigga.
Sons in the Bulls.
I don't want nothing there. You want nothing? I don't want nothing.
I don't want nothing. I ain't messing with that.
Rockets Jazz.
Is marketing playing?
John Collins, get the money over there.
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It's nasty. It's nasty. Give me one more.
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Alright, also still in music, Mo' Ray put an album out.
Yeah he did, he did
He did I only pressed the play on the first record. It's called long story short
I listened to the whole album three times so far. Yeah, I fuck with Murray heavy
if you're not familiar if you
Are into the melodic like sing songy rap, but you want somebody's actually saying something
Already is a good listener. I go go to Kid Cudi for that.
He also sings really well. I don't even know if I would classify as sing songy rap because
how well he sings.
Yeah, it's somewhere in between.
But it's there though, it's melodic but he's actually, it's not just your usual turn up
shit.
For sure.
He's talking about something on there so it's a really good project.
12 songs, I think I like eight
of them oh okay after three listens ran and Dave East dropped to it did I
let's do yet I haven't heard it yet but ran and Dave East drop over the week and
I'll give everything a spin so sure going on friends this show so hopefully
I give everything a spin shut the bros if I didn't give it a spin that mean it got active
Which might be a good thing
Or not What you outside no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Don't put outside on me. He retired from outside. I don't plan on it being active, which is why I keep saying I'm gonna listen to these albums.
Got it. There you go.
I don't plan on it.
At my age, we don't plan on the activeness.
Like it just kind of pop up at your door
and then you just got to wait a risk
and see what's going on.
And end up in this spot over here
and then you just door.
Depending on what the activeness is wearing.
I'm so in love, man.
The activeness don't win.
True.
How could it?
The activeness don't win. True. How could it? The activeness don't win with me man.
Love.
I don't care what fucking beautiful big titty fat ass girl
you happen to put at the same strip club
that I frequent on the weekend when I'm baby free.
Like that don't matter to me.
I'm picking love, I'm picking my girl.
Love every time, every time.
I still look at my girl like the day that I met her man.
Same, same.
Come on man.
Nah, you don't have to love shit either. Miss Mon, my Mon's thousands of miles away.
I miss Mon, she at home.
Imagine what I'm going through.
Come on now, you take one of these fucking.
I see the stress all over you, Bob.
Goddesses.
These lusty fucking.
Jezebels.
Yeah, these fucking.
It's like they know your girl going through.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now they want to pop up on your gram.
Sheebus.
No, no, I don't want to look at y'all.
At all.
Yeah, man. Give me something wholesome to look at.
And they'll fuck for the shorts, too.
Shidots.
McDonald's drive-thru.
McDonald's drive-thru.
They fuck for the KFC's potato wedges.
Some chilies.
They don't forgot that no more.
They're going to fuck for some motherfuckers.
Chili's, baby back ribs.
That means some Chick-fil-A.
Yeah.
I'm not risking my house.
Never.
Never.
Don't do that for the chicken.
Harlots.
Don't do that for the chicken fries.
No.
No.
You're a good man.
Stay focused.
That's right.
We good men up here.
We are.
We don't want no food.
Too many times for entertainment's sake,
we lean into the joke of not being the good men.
But the truth is, the best of men.
We are.
We all right.
We are. Fucking Tay Diggs. he the dude that fucking the best man.
Exactly, yeah.
Tay Diggs was shady as hell and the best man.
Which one was Ish from the best man,
if you had to describe Ish?
Tay Diggs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was he shady?
No, I ain't.
Tay Diggs, they get to fuck the girl
and read the story and wrote it in the book.
Yeah, like if I was shady, you don't think I was shady?
Crazy freeze.
But that was before.
That was his man's ace.
Stop it, Freeze.
His ace man's.
That put in the book, right?
Are we talking about what you put in the book?
Yes.
The book.
Okay.
That was shady.
Yeah, horrible.
You wouldn't do that, right?
Nah, I remember.
If you wouldn't put it in the book, you'd just keep it a secret.
That was real cool, but she was with, yeah, I remember that.
What have you fucked before, before he knew?
You would have to tell him.
He didn't.
That was his man's girl.
He fucked her, why was his man's girl?
That's the part that made it shady.
Okay, that's shady.
I thought he did. That's why I had to remember.
I thought he did a long time ago.
No, he fucked her, why was his girl?
You sure? Yes.
I got a paradise question I wanna answer. He blamed himself on the man cheating on him,. No, he fucked her while I was in the room. You sure? Yes. I got a Paradise question I wanna ask you.
He blamed himself on the man cheating on him
and he said he fucked her.
Is everybody here caught up on Paradise?
I haven't seen it in this episode.
My wife is away.
I'm caught up.
Yeah, nobody's coming.
What you been doing if your wife been gone?
Watching it.
I've been watching Yellowstone.
Okay.
Which actually is a good show.
Amazing show.
Yeah, I'm only in season one.
Amazing show.
I'm into it.
I've never seen it. I fuck with it. It's the same dude that does a lioness and all that shit
Yellowstone know that's a park
It's five watch it yes, all right, so y'all are caught up on paradise yes
I'm not gonna spoil it none for parks cuz he didn't see it. So thank you
This is technically not a spoiler alert even though it might be whatever my only question to y'all to
Do y'all believe her?
Who's her?
Don't give me the talking more.
It's the question of the episode.
Do you believe Sinatra?
Fuck no.
I would've bust her head.
Yeah.
I would've bust her head.
Listen to this.
I do.
She might be right.
This is my thing.
Even if she right,
you was holding that from me as a trump card.
Are you talking about that part?
Yes.
That's what everybody's talking about.
Do I believe?
The ending.
No.
She don't know.
I've said that.
She don't know for sure.
She said, I might be able to, number one.
And number two, even if you could,
I'ma bust her head to the white meat, fam.
It wouldn't even have been no hesitation.
That's my only question to y'all without giving up,
without giving up too much,
because the episode did just recently air,
so I don't want to be that guy.
But when that happened, I'm like, knock it off.
Knock it off. I don't believe this for one second.
I don't believe that.
Pew, pew.
Not for one second.
As a man with self-preservation.
Pew, pew.
Do y'all believe that Paradise is one of those shows
that could be mirroring what the future can look like
for human beings?
In which case, would you want to go under the ground
or would you want to see what happens?
If I go under the ground, they'll save a lot of money. They can cut that daylight off.
All of that fake sunlight cloud shit that they're doing. Turn it off. If we in the other spot,
just let me know what the light switch is. Shut up. Yeah, nigga. China has done it.
China did the fake sunlight.
They working on it right now.
I don't know, nigga.
I'm getting my China news from you.
No, I'm just saying.
They doing it.
You always say some shit.
China's working on fake sunlight.
Literally, right now.
They got it.
I don't even think they working on it no more.
The funny thing is, but that's not the important part.
The important part is world destruction.
But what I'm saying is why would you be focused
on creating fake sunlight if you don't think
that we gonna be in a place where we gonna need it?
How you know we ain't there now?
We might be.
That was the first thing I said when I watched that,
when I watched the very first episode.
I'm like, we could be in this shit right now
because like those, that's the first generation
in that fake world shit.
Three, four, five, once the old heads die off
and it's generation-
A hundred years from now, they don't know that.
That's the only world they know.
Oh, you had Edible.
We can't.
But that's the only world they know.
I like his theory.
I don't think he's right though.
I mean, he's saying, but who's to say?
Who's to say?
That's all.
We don't know what the fuck is really up there.
They ain't flying down there.
And they didn't put them stars up there. They didn't put them stars up there in our fake world
If we believe everything they've told us about stars and now there's more stars than particles of sand
And that's a lot of work for the fake for the fake earth
I didn't say it's impossible, but that's a lot of work for the big dipper don't be moving and what would be the point
Barge shielding us from what?
Barring us from what entity out there?
That's the question that is the question
It's above our pay grade. So you think we're in Mars is Mars in the universe or outside the universe?
Oh, don't get me started on Mars. I'm asking.
I'm serious. Come on, just do it.
I didn't know you had insights on Mars.
No, man.
Don't get me started on Mars.
I said this a long time ago.
I don't fuck with you.
And I tweaked it a little bit, what I think now.
If you take it there, I'm taking it.
Oh.
I'm taking it nowhere.
You're talking about Mars.
Okay, okay.
I can't prove it, of course.
I just, I really believe this.
I think that, one, humanity originally lived on,
well, not originally, but at some point way in the past,
we lived on Venus.
Shit got real.
All right, let's go.
Let me finish, let me finish.
Let's go.
I need your edible, guys.
Let's do it. Let me finish. It got too. I need your edible guy. Let's do it.
Let me finish.
It got too high.
They realized that that planet was going to be uninhabitable and we needed to move.
So you hit Mars?
No, so we hit Earth.
We are the original aliens here to Earth.
Humans from Venus originally to Earth.
I kind of believe that we're aliens.
So at first I was thinking, I was saying it like, because again, they say the center of
the universe is gravity. Gravity pulls everything to the center. Even if it's a little bit at a time
I was saying like the planets are slowly moving closer to the sun which was explained why hence
global warming. All the religious books predict that the end of the planet here will be by fire.
Okay. I think that they know that.
And the next step is get y'all asses to Mars.
That's where Elon and all of them keep saying that,
yo, the next place is Mars.
We have to get the Mars to colonize Mars.
This is just history repeating itself.
So soon Mercury will be gone.
Yes.
Well, I wouldn't say soon, but.
Not soon, but at some point.
But yeah. It's either that or the sun is expanding. yes well I wouldn't say soon but not soon but at some point but yeah it's
either that or the Sun is expanding which will create the same problem
my nigga freeze
you picked up some shit
I said, is that your career before? Nah.
Go ahead, get in your bed.
What happened?
Venus?
My nigga Freeze woke up waiting for somebody
to say something about Mars.
This very moment I'm king.
In this very moment, I play the life with the soul.
Oh my god.
I've always believed that, though.
OK.
Seriously, it just explains so much.
OK.
And the only way to communicate it is the
Why you think we come from Venus, though? That's just the next planet. Because that was the second. We're working our way backwards. It's explained so much. And the only way to communicate it is...
Why you think we come from Venus though?
That's just the next planet.
Cause that was the second.
We're working our way backwards.
That's the second question.
Venus is the next one.
And they call it our sister planet.
It says it has a similar build of Earth.
It's just too hot for us to live there.
For us to ever get there or explore there.
So if it's too hot for us to live there,
wouldn't it be too hot for us to live there initially?
No.
No, cause it's not that it slowly was moving closer and closer
and closer and closer and closer.
So how do we get to the Earth?
Advanced technology, advanced civilization,
same way we got rockets and shit that took us to the moon
and exploring Mars with all this shit that SpaceX is doing,
we had that before.
Now you gotta start over on the new shit.
What about the niggas that was using rocks to build shit?
So you think humans? It's a start over. Humans. So. What about the niggas that was using rocks to build shit? So you think humans?
It's a start over.
Humans.
It's a massive reset.
Got it, OK.
OK.
I'm not mad at this theory.
The only thing that I would say is.
You still got Neil's number?
Yeah, I'm going to have to call Neil DeGraw.
With the technological advances, we would still
have the same rockets and all that other shit.
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily.
We have to, you just send it,
basically you can send seeds somewhere
and at the point where Earth gets close enough
to defrost. To sprout them.
Now, here's, now life can begin.
So Adam and Eve with seeds, basically, yes.
The Marvel universe is corrupting your fucking brain.
That's literally what it is.
We have no way of proving none of this shit.
Go read the Bible and tell me that all of that is,
I ain't gonna do it, never mind.
But.
Oh you agree with him?
No, I'm just saying.
It sounds good.
All this shit's good.
Now read the Bible of ice man. Write your shit man. The book of. All the shit's in here. Now we need the Bible of Ice, man.
Write your shit, man.
Book of Ice, man.
Chapter three.
They sent them down to rocket ships.
And then they just destroyed the rocket ship
to start all over.
Erase your memory, nigga, men in black shit.
No, they sent them in rocket ships.
They sent seeds, nigga.
That's right.
They sent embryos, nigga.
Just some nuts.
Just some nuts.
How they got here?
And everybody got on the rockets. Nah, just the seeds. the embryos, nigga. What's up? Just some nut. How they got here? And everybody got on the rockets.
Nah, just the seeds.
Just the seeds, nigga.
It's like Superman.
And when they thawed out, the seeds sprouted.
Right.
Y'all give so much more power to humans.
To humanity than I do.
That's my problem with the theory.
Eden.
Y'all give more power to humans than I do.
Like, I think humans on the grand scale are like the ants of the-
The universe.
I agree.
So to think that we were sophisticated enough
at conception to be on another planet,
see what was going on, travel to the next planet,
populate this motherfucker.
Man, during the pandemic, humans was buying toilet tissue.
I had to buy pink toilet paper with perfume on it.
I just don't think that humans are as bright
as humans think they are.
I think what we actually might be, we might be,
in the 2000 years of humans, just look at,
just the evolution of just 2000 years of humans,
niggas just got language, like all of this flawed technological shit we got right now
is only in the last what, 50, 60, 70 years.
Evolution is moving at an exponential rate.
It's evolution.
So what's the next 100 years gonna look like?
But I disagree with that.
I call cap.
You can't tell me that in one breath and then tell me that ages or years ago we had the
technological advances to go from planet to planet. That contradicts itself. We may. one breath and then tell me that ages or years ago we had the technological
advances to go from planet to planet that contradicts itself. I don't
think that we are taught about the technology that existed back then and how
the pyramids was made and did giants really exist and how they was really
moving around. I don't think we were taught that. I think we're from what we
know in modern world.
Alien, K-8.
Yes, you're right.
The technological advances came within, since 80, or 70.
Yeah.
69, somewhere around there.
I get it, I get it, I get it.
That's all I'm saying.
My point is though.
If they gave you the option to go to Venus right now,
would you go?
Venus, hell no.
Mars?
Yep.
You would go to Mars?
I would go.
If they gave each of you the option to get the fuck off
Earth, y'all would go?
Absolutely.
Just to see.
Bro, we're gonna die anyway,
so I would go just to see what it is.
No, I'm cool.
We gonna die anyway.
Yeah, I'd rather die here.
I don't wanna die and float.
I would go.
I don't wanna die in the universe.
Oh!
I don't want the galactic energy to pull my body
into the abyss.
I want to just die in a hospital.
And guess what?
The same shit that happens afterwards
is going to happen whether you're there,
here or anywhere else.
So yeah, I would want to see something different.
Says you, I don't know that.
I'm saying me.
I don't know, and that's not my belief system.
I don't know that if you die somewhere differently
that different things don't happen to you in afterlife. I don't know that. I need Neil de system. I don't know that if you die somewhere differently that different things don't happen to you in
Afterlife, I don't know that I need Neil deGrasse to come argue with me
We don't know none of this shit. I argued this shit. I argued this shit with uh, I bet you I know you did Neil deGrasse
I know you did cuz science and creativity is just I think there's parallels, but
It's a it's a fight. It's a fight. Um
What else we got that was interesting. Yeah, that was fun.
Sorry to get all ice on the big show. He's not playing.
Not playing
on this theory for a while. He took the chocolate coldest. Sure.
You got like a lab coat when you come up with these shits
goggles. Yeah, go free yeah. Let's go freeze.
What else is important, unimportant?
What else is going on up there?
We briefly touched on it on the Patreon
because the verdict came down in real time,
but we do want to clap it up for ASAP Rocky.
For sure.
Yeah, let me hit the round of applause.
Yeah, let's do it.
And then acquit it on the charges.
And they just announced that he's the creative director
of Ray-Ban, and we look like we're on the take.
Look, genius. Genius. Glory, right? Shout out to ASAP. And they just announced that he's the creative director of Ray-Ban and we look like we're on tape.
Genius. Look, genius.
Dog.
With all them fly-ass suits, he had a couple monster outfits on.
You always see him in some Ray-Bans. They just announced that he's the creative director at Ray-Ban.
That's what he just said.
He said that I said it, nigga.
He said, it's just told us X, Y, Z. I'm saying.
Oh, he said it, Bart?
I don't know, anyway.
It's a little congratulations on the birthday.
I knew that already.
Here you go.
You repeated.
Here you go for your pterodactyls.
Yo, but what I'm saying is,
that's when he was talking about all the brand deals
and all of that shit that the trial
could have potentially cost him.
The second that they announced Innocent, nigga,
ink ain't even dry, like let's dance.
And he got an album dropping.
Ink was dropping.
Ink was dropping.
Ink was dropping.
We go, as soon as the gavel hits.
Yeah, he has an album dropping.
He's the creative director of Ray Bans.
I'm sure this won't be the last time.
Oh no, it should be.
Shout out to Rocky, yo.
Deal, shout out to him.
I don't know what that Relly Kid goes to do now. Whatever he was doing. Yeah, shout out to him. I don't know what that rally kid goes to do now.
Whatever he was doing.
Yeah, go back nigga, go to the slums.
He went back to the scene and pick up the shell cases
to give them to the cops to prove that,
now you gotta find something new to do.
He was setting up for a case, now it's over.
It's just one of my millions walk out the door.
Now you gotta go get hit by a truck.
You gotta go slip in Walmart.
Get another lawn sky, go find it somewhere.
That truck lawsuit's a good one.
No, the sugar in this Pathmark.
Sugar in the grocery store. Amazing.
What do you mean? Tell me.
You go in the grocery store, you shopping, you drop a bag of sugar.
I don't slip on it?
No. I come. 20-30 minutes later and I slip on it.
And eat it.
Or you slip on it.
Then I gotta split my money with you. slip on it. You get the bag.
Then I gotta split my money with you.
Yeah nigga, that's the hustle.
Nah, I ain't giving you 50 cent.
Nah, I'm not doing that.
Relax, that's why we can't get ahead.
That's why we can't get ahead right there.
Yo, look how he trying to put himself down
on our sugar money.
Pat them up the clothes.
Somebody probably got they ass.
They did, I know some.
Man, I know some...
I know niggas that they do the oil shit.
You talking about the sugar.
Oil shit is more effective.
It's easy to bust a bag of sugar on the ground and make it look like it's legit on camera.
I don't know if I've ever had more fun than going in Pathmark with my friends as an adult
teenager and having a fruit fight.
What?
You had a fruit fight in the Pathmark.
I don't know if I've ever had more fun in my entire life
than doing that.
Niggas never did no shit like that.
Try that shit today.
Me and my niggas went right to that Pathmark
on Montgomery somewhere around 98
and went right to the fruit section
and just had a war like it was paintball.
Ran all around, it was 24 hour Pathmark.
We ran all around that Pathmark,
just hitting each other with tomatoes, onions, cucumber.
That's some Jersey City shit.
They call the cops on us and we boogie.
That's some Jersey City shit.
We boogie.
I don't know if I've ever had more fun than that.
It sound like nigga fun.
It's fun.
It sound like nigga fun.
And realistically, you're only doing what?
$20 worth of fruit damage.
There's cops coming to make you pay.
Ooh. Well, you're a predictable high-level. Ooh. You're only doing what, $20 worth of fruit damage? As the cops come to make you pay, ooh.
Oh, you're a predictable high-end.
Ooh.
You see niggas ain't throwing eggs on the Halloween pass.
They sell loosey eggs, man.
Boy, they're killing people.
True.
They're killing people now.
It's much tougher.
You get hit with an egg, I'm hitting you with a 50-cal bullet.
Crazy.
You got it.
Even the bullets ain't cheap.
I wouldn't know.
I'm a law-abiding citizen.
Law-abiding citizens buy guns?
I'm waiting on my open concealed carry permit.
Yo, bro, that is so hard.
I'm waiting on my shit that I'm wearing.
No follow-up, dude.
Do you think it's said the pabit coming in the mail?
Do you have a tracking number?
For $100.
It's coming.
I ain't gonna pop none of y'all.
Do you have a tracking number?
I didn't get nothing.
Do you have a tracking number?
I gotta check, but I think I do.
You don't.
So shut up, man.
I'm not gonna shoot y'all.
You don't.
You're the wildest dream ever, actually.
And I'll never remember my dreams.
Actually, it was a nightmare.
It was an absolute nightmare.
You're sleepwalking?
No.
That's a reality.
Please, don't get this man anymore fucking AI.
Yeah, you're right.
No, I had a nightmare that I stabbed this shit out of.
No, not.
What?
Yeah, I'm glad that was a nightmare.
Cause I mean, you can bleep the name.
The name is not the important part.
The nightmare was, cause he lived.
Oh yeah.
You did.
You wasn't.
No, no, I was still alive.
And I did this with no mask.
I did this on camera.
And my next two weeks,
with a great life that I was living before I did that,
it was totally turned upside down. And I could not figure out for the life of me, why living before I did that, it was totally turned upside down.
And I could not figure out for the life of me
why the fuck I did that dumb shit.
That was my entire nightmare.
I woke up in sweats, my girl's like, you okay?
So I'm having a nightmare, baby.
I just stabbed fucking the fuck up.
With a bottle.
Yo, this shit be crazy,
because it's the nigga you ain't seen in 15 years
to be right in your dream.
What's wrong with you?
And a nigga you wouldn't stab.
That's not the person you would pick to fucking stab.
You got a stab list?
I just, no.
Some niggas got stab lists.
I'm just saying, to do that, one camera.
You got stab lists, man?
This nigga got a stab.
No, he do.
Yo, what's wrong with you, yo? I ain't even seen nothing. How the fuck I get list, man? This nigga got a stab, no he do. Yo, what's wrong with you, yo?
I ain't even seen nothing.
How the fuck I get this?
You got a stab list?
I do not.
You got any niggas that you would stab?
You got a shoot list?
Yo, I can't finish your story.
Why you don't ever answer a nigga's question?
If he wasn't coming over, I don't have a question.
Why you don't do that?
Me.
And now you shooting at me, I don't want to be here.
I didn't even shoot.
I'm still mad you ain't dressed up for the fight, nigga. What, what's up, turn up.
Yo, you gotta stay out the comments, bro.
Oh, yeah.
I'm never staying out the comments.
I'm still mad I ain't in the group chat.
Yeah.
Half a billion dollar business,
y'all ain't gonna put a nigga in the group chat.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
What?
Over a fucking green bubble.
Let's go in.
A fucking green bubble.
You up half a billion?
How fucking unprofessional is that?
I'm not, no matter what new jewelry set up,
I come in with next month.
Fuck is you talking about, man?
Green bubble, and all you fucking pterodactyls in there
saying, yo, he, he, he, it's the 10th anniversary.
A hoodie for the 10th anniversary was absolutely not.
A Carolina blue sweatsuit for the 10th anniversary
was not.
Yo, stay out the comments.
Yeah, stop reading comments.
They at me.
What the fuck you talking about? So stop reading the ads.
Stop reading the ads.
Stop.
It's, don't worry about them niggas, man.
Get a blazer that fits.
I can't. No.
Get a fucking communication person at your network
that even if I'm not in the email,
call my phone and say,
yo, this what we doing on Tuesday?
Facts.
A girl or a guy.
It don't matter.
It don't matter, nigga.
It could be AI.
Talk ish.
AI.
It's gonna be AI.
Hey, Antoine, on Tuesday, please,
you know what I mean?
All right, listen.
Rolling Stone put out the 20 greatest R&B songs.
Of the 21st century, right?
Yes, of the 21st century. All right, let me get, start at 20, please.
I gotta find it.
And you've seen it already.
Should all of the songs have made it?
Well, that's what we're about to discuss.
Let's talk about it.
Lists, gotta love a list, man.
I like this list,
because at least it's 21st century.
It's not of all time where they nominate themselves
to say some bullshit.
The 21st century at least lessens the bullshit
to me a little bit.
Let's see here.
All right.
Oh, 20 is cut off on my list, so I don't know what 20 is.
I don't know what number 20 is. All right.
19 is SZA, Snooze.
Crazy.
19?
19 is crazy, but...
18, Crane's in the Sky, Solange.
Might be higher. Should be higher.
Both of those should be higher.
17, we just talked about this, Tony Braxton.
He wasn't man enough.
What's the 21st century again?
That song, I don't believe should be there.
Hold on.
Didn't that come out in the 90s?
It did. No.
It didn't. No?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
That wasn't on-
I think that's an early 2000s album.
Secret album?
We can just check it, we don't have to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21st century is 2000.
Starts at January 1st, 2001.
Yes. Okay.
16, Pretty Wings.
Great song.
Amazing song.
What's Pretty Wings?
Maxwell. Maxwell.
Oh, that can get the fuck out of here too.
All right, I gotta hit over.
I didn't see the list yet.
14, I mean 15, Rock the Boat, Aaliyah.
14, Love on Top, Beyonce.
Okay.
13, best part, I'm assuming that is,
best part is Daniel Caesar and her.
Well, maybe.
That was a good song.
Best part is Daniel Caesar and her, right?
That was a really good song.
Yes.
That's high for that.
12, frontin', Pharrell.
That can go. That's not, that's not. That can get the fuck out of you. I don't really call that R&B. It's high for that. 12, Frontin', Pharrell. That can go.
That's not.
That's not R&B.
That can get the fuck out of you.
I don't really call that R&B.
Not R&B.
11, Adorn.
Love that.
Yes.
That was a top 20 song.
10, Full Moon, Brandi.
I could go with that.
I'm not mad at it.
I can go with that.
Nine, Bag Lady, Chibisac Edit.
That's the one that you heard.
Okay, but no.
Not Top Ten.
Bag Lady.
That's the...
Yeah.
I won't vote it off yet.
That's Eric Abadou?
Shit, I might say on and on before I say Bag Lady anyway.
On and on, but in the 90s, so.
Oh, it was the 90s.
Right, right, it was.
That was 97.
That was the 90s.
Eight, Ordinary People, John Legend.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
That's up there.
That's a big song, Joe.
Top box.
I don't know about number eight, it should make the top 20.
Have some of them other songs made the top 20?
I'm arguing with some of the songs that came before this.
Me too.
I'll put an asterisk next to ordinary people
because it is a beautiful song that's timeless and can be played forever. I just don't know yet but we'll see.
Seven Fallen Alicia Keys, no issue for me. No, not at all. Six, Thinking About You Frank Ocean. Kind of high but I love that record. Five, We Belong Together. Four, Mary Be Without You.
Three, Dangerously in Love. Two, Dangerously in Love. Two, D'Angelo Untitled. One, Confessions, sessions part two. That concludes the 20 best,
20 greatest R&B songs of the 21st century.
I still don't know what number 20 is.
Gentlemen, what do you think?
Number 20 was Michael Jackson, You Rock My World.
It's actually 100.
The list is 100.
But number 20 is Michael Jackson, You Rock My World.
I believe that Frank Ocean, Novocaine is better than at least seven of these songs.
I agree.
But they got the representation with Thinkin' Bout You in there.
I'm not super mad at that.
I don't think Thinkin' Bout You holds a candle to Novocaine or Pyramids.
Pyramids might not be R&B all the way.
Yeah, I wouldn't put that. Okay, then Nova King.
Nova King for sure.
Yeah.
Thinking About You should not be
in the same classroom as Nova King.
I love Thinking About You.
To me, I think Nova King is one of the greatest songs
to happen since 2001.
Maybe I'm biased, cause I got a classic to it.
But that song is better than at least 70s.
That's my only entry that I feel like was severely missed.
I'm gonna give you, just real quick,
cause like I said, it is a hundred.
I'm gonna give you 30 to 20 real fast.
I'm looking at the top 50 and some of the songs
in the top 50 should have been way higher.
Higher than some of them songs in the top 20.
All right, you got this issue.
You got it.
No, go ahead, you got 50.
I'm like, they bugging.
They got Jagged Edge, Let's Get Married at 43.
Let's Get Married is a top 25 R&B record.
At 43.
I think some of those songs on that top 20 list,
that song is better than.
I agree.
Agreed.
What else you got?
So Sick by NEO.
Great song. I wanted to say, It's a really good song. I wanted to say? So Sick by NEO. Great song.
I wanted to say NEO, Sexy Love.
Sexy Love is an amazing song.
Sexy Love.
So Sick is probably his biggest song though,
so I think that would be.
I would be shocked if So Sick was bigger than Sexy Love.
I'm just saying, for some of the songs
that were in the top 20,
Music Soul Child Love is a big song.
That should be higher, way higher. I agree. You get what I'm saying? that were in the top 20 music soul child love is a big song.
That should be higher, way higher.
I agree.
You get what I'm saying?
Love is better than-
Keisha Cole love.
A few of these songs on here.
Keisha Cole, they're not gonna
credit her with a top 20 join of the 21st century.
They got snow, I want you around.
That's number 37.
It's a great song.
It's a great song. It's a great song.
It's a great song this century.
So, Carl Thomas.
Carl Thomas what?
I Wish.
Carl Thomas shouldn't have nothing in the 2000s.
Oh shit.
I Wish was early 2000s.
I Wish is 01, right?
It's 2000.
It's an Omega, Cisco, Incomplete is 76.
That should be way.
Oh, time out, stop the process. Fantasia, I see you.
Damn, where's that at?
It's not on.
Fantasia, I see you is damn near 33.
Damn.
That should definitely be high.
Way high.
I see you comes on right now.
The club stops.
Absolutely.
And sings it way higher.
And everybody, the chick that was staring at you all night
now got an excuse to stare at you across the bar.
I also don't think Pretty Wings is in Maxwell's time. Absolutely and sings it well and I buy the chick that was staring at you all night now got an excuse to stare at you
Across the bar. I also don't think pretty wings is in
Maxwell's top three songs that should be on it. I don't either. I know it's beautiful
Just just for Matt. I think he has other records that should be nominated for top 20 of the century
I do I look at the artist as like just a representation enough and they picked one of their really good solo
So I'm not really super mad at Pretty Wings. I see what you're saying.
I'm with you they went to the right artist but they tried to get too jiggy
with it and they wanted to pick a joint to let you new to their new music or
something. Yeah, Pretty Wings is fire though. I love that one. I don't know I don't have a list up.
Oh yeah Her Damage. You love that song that song her damage stop playing man. Stop it. Yeah, I haven't stopped it yet
Stop it her damage is better than probably half this list
I'm not gonna lie to you cuz I want from 50 down. It's not in time. I just wrote damage over snooze
He wasn't man enough for me pretty wings
Love on top. That's me. I know the ladies rep for it, pretty wings, love on top.
That's me, I know the ladies rep for it,
but I'm taking damage over that.
Best part, frontin', bag lady.
Yeah, I'm not playing with these people.
I'm not doing this Rolls-Royce, though.
I'm not even mad at Confessions being the top five song.
That was a huge song, bro.
That was a very big song. It's hard to find a better, bigger song than Confession.
I'm not mad at it.
I named my joints.
Novocaine, Damage, and something else, I said.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But listen, I like the idea of the list.
I think we kill lists so much,
and we don't encourage new ideas.
I only see one Hearse song going here.
I'm at 64 and it's Every Kind of Way.
Stop it.
I'm done with them now.
Well, the best part, hers on this song.
True.
Every Kind of Way was a really good song too.
I think people might like that song more than Damage.
You just love Damage. You love Damage, man. No. I'm saying might like that song more than Damage. You just love Damage.
You love Damage, man.
No.
I'm saying no to that.
And yes, I believe Damage is what it is to me, Shout of the Cardiac.
That was amazing, man.
I watched that whole LA Reid interview.
That was great.
It was, right?
That was really great.
I loved the
beginning when he was talking about for up-and-coming artists and people who
want to be in music industry being of service to people. I think that was like
the most valuable lesson in any type of career honestly. Like being out for self
is not gonna get you as far as being valuable to people around you or
potential employers or collaborators or whatever.
I just told Flip that last week.
Yeah, I'm not joking.
What did you say last week?
Last week, you looked at me and you was like,
yo, you know the number I want to get to,
and you told me how I can get to it.
And I was like, that's why we need the group.
The group escaped the room,
so you can see what I'm saying.
I think everybody can get to any number that they want.
It just depends on the rest of the people in the room.
You said that, but.
It depends on the team as a whole.
So there's nothing one person could come in here and do,
and it'd be that.
It's about cohesiveness.
The power of the collective is always greater
than the power of one.
But then that means that means that,
but hold on.
The sum is greater than the parts.
Are you talking that fly shit?
But here's the thing, so that means if a couple
of people are doing bad, that makes me suffer.
Then we gotta pick up the slack.
Yes.
But then I'm being held responsible for the,
there's no I in team, but I'm being held responsible
for others, correct?
Yeah.
So if I come up here and kill,
or if somebody come up here and kill,
and say I'm doing bullshit, that means that
the person that's killing does not deserve to get paid more
because I'm doing bullshit.
So now my behavior is affecting them.
No, your behavior's affecting the show overall.
How can anyone get paid more
if the show isn't making more money?
We all have to, if someone is having a bad day up here,
we all gotta pop out and pick it up for them.
But the show could be making more money.
I don't know, okay.
The sum is greater than the parts, big dog.
Come on, Joe, that's just word, Joe, stop.
No, it's real shit.
It sounds good, but it's just words.
It's true.
It's just words to match.
It's not just words.
It's not just words.
OK, the show could still be making money.
And the episode that you went absolutely crazy in,
if I'm on the total opposite side
and fucked it up the whole episode,
then what do you think the premise is?
What do you think the tone out there is?
Is it Flip went crazy or Joe fucked it up?
Joe fucked it up.
So what are you talking about?
Here's the thing, it's a Joe Button show, podcast.
Number one, number two, the show really lies,
I mean, we are here, we contribute and salute,
but the show really relies,
the audience really relies on you to deliver.
That's number two.
So even if I'm up here doing bad,
you can still say, yo, doing bad, you can still say,
yo, the collective, you can still tell the collective, yo, he's doing bad so nobody can
get a raise, which would be unfair. And it would be an excuse because the show really
relies on you.
It wouldn't be an excuse. Any one of y'all could come in here and do bad enough to lose
subs and lose money while other niggas is killing. I could be playing the best spade game of my life.
If my partner reneged, game over in the rules that I play.
Got it, okay.
Not that three book shit that people do.
I could be busting my ass playing the best game
I ever played.
The second my partner play out of turn
or do something stupid, we lose.
What am I saying?
It's a contradiction, Joe.
What you saying?
I'm telling you because-
I'm awful.
Tell me.
I think using him as an example is a bad example. Yeah, I want to take me
Use it ish or ice for myself
But this is why I wouldn't work in this situation
This is why that was this is why you telling me if him telling me that and that's my man would be smoking mirrors
I heard you tell somebody on flip the network
That's what they was showing up and busting ass and giving it they all that they lost you a lot of money
They did I heard all, that they lost you a lot of money. They did.
I heard you say that.
They lost, yes.
No matter how you was performing,
no matter how anybody else was performing,
one person came and whatever they did, lost you money.
They lost me money, the money that I invested,
but not the money that I was making
from doing Queen's Flip shit.
The people that came to see me came to watch me
put these people together and we fuck with Flip
and we trust his vision.
But if somebody fuck up, they say,
well, if Flip keep bringing him on there,
I may not watch the next time,
but that doesn't put a hole in my overall business.
I just lost a lot of money investing in you niggas.
That means that when I flew you out here,
I put you in the Airbnb, I did all that,
I wasn't able to make an ROI.
But my overall business is not fucked up.
That means that because you fucked up
and you didn't make me a profit,
I can't give you more money that you asking for.
It wouldn't work here though.
He's right in the instance that he described,
but I don't think he's right.
So let's just say, take it off of this show.
We can't take it off the show because.
Yo, let me, I'm sorry.
I got you dog, I'm on your team.
I know, but we can't.
Let's say, hypothetically, if you don't mind, let's say Imani did something on the last
episode in the room.
So he can tell Imani, he can tell Imani, yo, you can't get a raise because of what you
did.
So let's say all the other people in that room performed above their standard, he can give everybody
else in that room a raise based on their individual contribution and performance.
But Imani, if Imani did something detrimental to the show, Imani don't get a raise.
I paint that totally different.
Detrimental to the show can mean detrimental to whoever is financing the show.
So if Imani does something stupid and it's detrimental the way I'm painting it,
that affects the overall bottom line,
which affects the overall pay of the show.
Everybody, everybody.
Sorry, I don't wanna be circular.
We can just agree to disagree.
I just view it differently than y'all do.
But we have to agree to disagree on that one.
Trust me, I done fucked up enough group situations
to know that my lone voice can fuck up
how this goes for everybody.
You fucked up enough group situations
to prevent yourself from getting fucked up
by a group situation.
Hold on. That's the difference.
Quick question, quick question.
Sorry, what's that?
Sorry, real quick, real quick.
Use my example.
Let's just say Imani does something dumb on the show, right?
And it's considered dumb to the corporate side of things,
but it also garners more views,
which in turn brings in more money.
Would I still be required to ask for some level of raise?
Because even though I did something dumb,
it brought in more profit.
It still was profitable with the show.
Answer that.
That's a great question. Yes and no.
Yeah, I say no to that.
Yes and no.
I would say no.
You may get a raise, but if my projection,
if I lose sponsorship, if I gain money from people watching,
but the sponsors no longer want to invest
because they label the show as a financial...
Or no, I got to hire security.
I got to do better paperwork, better lawyers.
Or even if the sponsorship don't go,
you might get hired sponsorship
based on the dumb shit you did.
True, true.
That coulda still went sour.
You gave it.
We got lucky and it went up.
It's true, yeah, I love it.
You my nigga, I.
But still, now, what happens now is that,
okay, now, people that wanted to do it
for the challenge is
now looking at it as, oh, you want niggas in there to fight.
So it puts you in a category that you may not want to be in because the category could
just lead you but so far.
So then now you have to do it home and brand it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm done.
No, I'm just letting you go.
Is this one of these moments?
I mean, I'm not going I'm done. No, I'm just letting you. Is this one of these moments?
I mean, I'm not gonna say that.
It's positivity eyeliner.
Positivity eyeliner.
My nigga.
Stop playing with me, I ain't gonna shut you.
My man wants to speak, speak.
Nigga, fuck that.
I got it, I got it.
You just, in closing for me,
I feel like you have, I said this before.
Nigga, be on his Yoda shit.
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
You said that, yo, my voice has messed things up
for groups before, my voice is that powerful,
and I feel like you put yourself in a position
where you would not allow a group to mess up anything
for you and closing for me.
I feel like I watch you and I feel like you clever.
Yes, you take chances with your niggas,
and yes, certain things can happen,
but you put the business first,
and if you have to amputate a leg,
you will in order to save the business.
And you wouldn't allow it to go that far.
Give you way more credit,
way more business savvy than you come off.
You just let them niggas say,
oh, you don't know what you're doing,
you're hiring friends, but you gotta figure it out.
You gotta figure it out.
I watch you very closely, and not envious watch.
I watch you as I'm impressed.
This is why I can go on to flip the networks
from learning up here and give them niggas like,
yo, y'all niggas is bugging,
y'all niggas is losing me money and you can't ask for this.
Even if the Queen's Flip is making the money,
you niggas is not making me additional money
because I'm making money just being Queen's Flip.
But where's the additional money that you're supposed to bring?
And thank you guys for not losing me any money.
Salute.
That's fine.
Shout out to Flickr Network though.
Stop playing with them because you'll be coming up the endcodes and stir.
Shout out to them.
Beautiful segue to LeVar Ball having the amputator's leg.
Damn.
Yes.
I'm gonna hit the round of applause because that's a great thing.
Does anybody know what the diabetes is?
I don't know. I don't know.
We could look it up.
They didn't say.
They didn't say.
They didn't say.
They didn't have to say it for me.
If they're cutting your leg off,
then we need to do this so shit don't spread
throughout your body and you can live.
Whatever it is, I don't know.
So, and he looked like he took it like a champ.
Every picture I've seen.
He was smiling his ass off.
He was smiling, he was sitting with his kids.
Like, and I'm just seeing shit differently after that full body MRI shit. like a champ, every picture I've seen. He was smiling his ass off. He was smiling, he was sitting with his kids.
And I'm just seeing shit differently
after that full body MRI shit.
Yeah, man.
You see some shit, and one of the options
is cutting the leg off, then bet you by golly wow,
get the chainsaw.
I did it, I did all I could do with a leg.
Yeah.
And I'm gonna get around a little faster now
on my little nub scooter.
I got some brain get the nice little fancy metal leg shit.
Nah, that shit ain't metal no more.
They got some fiberglass shit that look like your foot.
Yeah, they got shit that be this your complexion.
Yeah.
I'll take a little Ironman leg.
There you go.
Shit might even hit.
That's a strong one.
That was kind of tough.
Well, y'all talked about, you know,
views and numbers and stuff.
The first week numbers are in for
Drake and Party Breakdoor's album.
Yeah.
Clean it up.
What's the official?
250.
It's not official, but that's where it's at.
The projection says 250.
The official projection.
The official should be in sometime later today.
But we got enough to work off of.
Yeah, yeah.
My projection was wrong.
My projection was right.
You know, I had him at 120.
I said 150 to 250.
He gets a maximum.
I'm still taking a W for it.
Salute.
I said 180 to 250.
Salute. Finally, feels good to be right. I've been wrong. I said 180 to 250. Salute.
Finally, feels good to be right.
I've been wrong.
I've been on a nice stretch of wrong.
It do feel good to get one back in the correct playbook.
So yeah, projection 250.
It's not so shocking to me.
No, not really.
It's not so shocking to me.
Look man, number one album, you know.
It's Drake still, guys.
No, but I'm just saying, we didn't spend no real money
outside of anything on this.
We didn't spend no crazy marketing budget.
So 250 coming back is still a win.
Yeah, it's a win.
Like I'm saying, oh, he didn't do 400 and then it's a flop.
Yo, y'all don't know what people paid.
And they have their projections.
If it falls in that range they good right
So I salute to them. Yeah, nothing about it's still like parks. It's still Drake
It's still Drake like people have taken this battle and we've set it up here and people still think that we're like
Praying on his downfall whatever Drake is still Drake. Mm-hmm. Drake is going to continue to be Drake
He's gonna sell records like he looked lost a battle. It's not the end of the fucking world. His career is not over.
He doesn't have to go into fucking hiding.
He will sell records.
I get niggas getting on me for calling them a corpse.
Some people misunderstood that.
But I meant corpse Drake as you knew him is no longer.
We in a new chapter.
We in a new chapter of Drake.
But that's still Drake.
So like I was telling Ish, anything below a certain number was
gonna make me look at him like, oh hey it's a little worse than I thought. But
250 is respectable. Yeah. Especially on a collab album. Yeah. Give me what
y'all think he'll do on a solo project. I saw Ak make a prediction that if he
just gives it six months, 500k easy. I think it depends on what the first single sound like.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wouldn't say easy.
If he put out a slow-
No single.
Surprise drop?
Like a cold type of situation?
No single surprise drop in, call it August.
Is it good though?
For good music.
400.
Like is it a good music?
We looking for, or is it good music?
Honestly, nevermind.
I'm not gonna say that, I'm gonna say it's good music.
I think this party shit was good music.
All right, so one to 10 Drake, right?
Let's just say on a one to 10 scale with Drake.
If he puts out a seven and a half.
In quality.
Quality Drake project.
400.
Yeah, 400.
400.
He can do 400 easy.
Because I think what happens is,
the very first day, and from what I've been seeing,
y'all know this is not my wheelhouse,
but from what I've been seeing, whenall know this not my my wheelhouse but from what I've been seeing when the album drops everybody goes to social
media mm-hmm and if everybody on social media saying this shit is fire this shit
is crazy this shit is this shit is that I think the album picks up steam you know
the niggas in the social media be like I think that should a little steam and if
it also is if regardless of social media if it's good music people will listen to
it again I know I will like if I like the album. I'm gonna keep listening to it
I don't give fuck what social music is good music social media will say is good the people outside will say is good the people
At work will say is good. It's gonna get picked up on radio. It's back to the button conversation in the LA
We think too. I don't put that much power in social media. I think social media is
Small community in terms of who you looking for when you trying to get them to purchase project agreed I don't put that much power in social media. I think social media is a small community
in terms of who you're looking for
when you're trying to get them a purchase project.
Agreed.
You want to hit them, but you want to hit everybody else too.
And they don't affect the real world like you think they do.
Agreed.
That's what I keep saying.
Listen, the people that's using social media right,
they working when they're on it.
They working.
Yep.
Even with the 50-polls.
I think it's work.
I think I got shows, I got shows down.
I ain't got nothing going on.
I'm gonna hit this algorithm the way I hit it.
I don't believe none of it.
You think you gonna go after old girl?
Megan?
Yeah.
No, I don't think he will.
I don't think he will.
Megan who?
Cunniff.
Oh, cause they hit the better way.
Cause apparently she was saying.
He said he had 500,000000 that he said he would bet,
he's betting $500,000 that ASAP will beat the case.
And she jumped in the comments and said, I'll take that bet.
But that's not.
That's not, nah.
She said he never took the bet.
That's what she said.
I'm not paying him because he never officially took the bet.
I hate people like that too, by the way.
If you say bet it and I say bet, I took the bet.
If I'm bored enough and got a lawyer
that's just willing to play around, stop.
I don't think so.
I don't think he has a case.
I also, respectfully, she's a journalist.
I'm sure she doesn't have an extra five
just laying around.
I don't know her personal life.
Maybe she's a millionaire, but.
I don't think suing the journalist
is gonna get you your fucking bread.
Fuck the bread, but hold on.
You said you don't think that he has a case?
Against her for this?
No.
Why not?
A legal case?
Yeah, why not?
It's like a written.
What you gonna do?
You take me to court for ass-batting?
I don't think, I don't.
And who says that...
That was her?
No, like it ain't no legally binding contract.
Yeah, okay.
Because you never even know what state they made the things in.
It could be an illegal betting set.
If somebody as big as 50 cent pause, he might not even work his own socials.
Which is plausible.
I'm saying, I'm giving you an example.
That's plausible deniability.
It wasn't me, it was my assistant,
it was, you know what I mean,
whomever the case may be.
You can't prove it was him.
And anybody can say that about this.
Yeah, you're right.
I understand.
He's asking.
I understand.
What else, what else, what else,
what else is there?
Yo, this is my problem, yo.
This is what I'm mad at.
Let's hear it.
We opened this bar, didn't I just ask you
what you're doing this weekend, yo?
Antoine?
Mm-hmm.
I just asked you that at the beginning of the bar
what you're doing this weekend.
Still working, I think.
Keep going.
Nigga, I ain't know you was hosting beards and bottles.
You asked me what I did this week, nigga,
not what I'm doing this weekend.
Mmm.
Shouts to the guys.
You hosting beards?
You hosting beards and bottles, nigga,
and you ain't tell us?
Yo, you a legend, son.
Hold up, man.
Keep this round of applause going.
And he got the old Ish picture.
Oh, he catfishing.
He don't look like that no more.
That's the old Ish.
You got to send your current picture when you're hosting.
Don't be like the bitches.
Yo, the hate is just crazy.
Ish, you don't even got this jacket no more.
That picture's right there.
You can't fit this jacket no more.
That picture's right there.
Ish, on the 22nd of February,
you are hosting Beards and Bottles three year anniversary.
Why you didn't tell me or invite me?
It's not my shit to invite you.
You're hosting.
Okay.
I wanna know about every Ish hosting gig.
For life, always.
If I never told you that, I'm telling you now.
Okay, gotcha.
And I'm free.
What time you going?
Seven o'clock.
I gotta see what ish hosting bag look like when he in it.
Oh, you at the front of the section?
You ain't going there.
You at the front of the section?
You ain't going there.
Well, I'm not going to be at the bottom.
I was going to let him talk.
I was going to let him talk.
Well, I'm not going.
You want me to tell you in a nice way or? You think I wouldn't be safe?
No, you'll be safe.
You'll be safe.
Homies ain't gonna let that happen to you.
He's got a beard.
And a man bother.
Why can't go?
You could.
Wait, I wouldn't be in your section?
You would.
So what's gonna happen to me? Nothing.
So what's the problem?
You bougie.
You bougie.
Shaboosie?
Yeah, but I also support my friends.
I also support my friends.
So if you're doing beers and bottles,
I want them to be able to say,
here, Joe came, Joe came out.
Come on, man.
It's brought him out, it's brought Joe out.
Sunday night, all right, say less.
Say less, man, I'm many words.
That's what happened.
Yo, you special.
Shout out to G.O. Louis J, man.
Yeah, the guys.
You different, bro.
I'm in there.
I know, you're a stripper.
I'm in there like swimming with him.
No, no.
He ain't in there.
Your family let you go?
What you mean?
You're getting paid to host, right?
Your family said it's cool for you to come home at 3 a.m.
What time you come home tonight?
12.
Oh, you don't know what?
You didn't read the contract.
Oh, you didn't read the contract.
You're not coming home at 12.
Oh, boy.
All right, dog.
All right, so we'll joke around you then.
It freeze.
It freeze.
What time you think Big Ish coming home from P and bottles on Sunday night Saturday night Saturday night my god
going home at 12 man family man right the next day what's the capacity is
please try to guess what your booking fee was. What's the cap? He booked by the hours.
What was the capacity?
If you went for four hours.
But what was your rate though that you charged?
It's free.
It's your people's like.
Oh, you're doing for the free?
You're doing a free hosting?
Oh shit, I got some gigs I need you to do.
Dead ass.
Got some shit you need to host.
You doing a free hosting-ish Antoine?
Hey yo bruh, stay out my pockets dog.
Or is this money that's being reported?
Stay out, yo what's your, yo. I don't know. pocket. Boy, is this money that's being reported? Yo, what's up?
I don't know.
You want some cheese?
I don't know.
That's nasty, Joe.
Mickey.
All right, take it back.
I take it back.
For the freak.
That's crazy.
That's a tool you'll win.
When I call from my hosting.
Yo, we in the ish, we in the ish.
Beards and bottles.
Did your girl give you like a set of hosting rules?
No.
Like, no girls in the section,
you already know my body don't play with me boy.
We don't have those conversations.
So you're gonna have girls in your section.
I don't know who's gonna be in my section.
You know who ain't gonna be in your section.
Who?
Girls. Joe.
Joe. Girls.
Joe. So your section is open, just to anyone.
You ain't gonna have girls in your section and do a reel.
He don't know how to do a reel. You ain't gonna have girls in your section and do a reel. He don't know that you're a real.
You ain't gonna have girls in your section.
He thinks doing a reel means keeping it real.
No, we talking about doing a reel with Instagram.
You ain't gonna have girls in your section
and do a little panoramic view.
Yeah.
Yo, I'm talking to you, boy.
I wouldn't do a panoramic view regardless.
But you know your section gonna look different
if there ain't no girls in there.
We was all last time we went,
it's the lounge and them last time.
Oh, you gonna probably put it on freeze or something. Last time you was on reel all that's I wish the launch in them. You're gonna probably put it on freeze
That's something is a real you girls last one of them niggas. I wasn't on a real last
I'm using a real you the salonga them girls with Danny you stepped out that time nigga
You're gonna do a slow-motion walk to your section
Like you did for that podcast what's on your rider? That's the park ass
He gonna be more dressed than he was for our 10th anniversary, too. That's what I'm a snuffle
That's what I'm gonna come there and snuff him.
Let me tell you why though.
Cause they communicate.
Thank you.
I'm gonna communicate and you're gonna
have to load me an exit letter.
I'm gonna communicate.
Who exit letter?
Y'all.
Oh, we good?
You know, I told you.
See?
Somebody wrote, I wonder what's
flipping the niggas so much.
One nigga wanna effectively communicate
on the exit letter. Gotcha. I'm coming to beers and bottles to make sure you're being a faithful black man.
Always.
And make sure it look like that.
No girls, nothing over there.
Always.
All right, so you go to Beards and Bottles?
If I see one white girl in that section, boy.
The white girls ain't coming in there.
Okay.
They know that.
All right, I'm just checking.
If I see a Spanish girl, they look white.
Oh, they might be in there. Yeah, they might be in there.
Yeah, but they're probably coming after midnight.
So you're safe.
Yeah, they come out late.
You'll be home all the way, but they ain't got a daughter
to raise.
That's right.
Family man.
That's his little, I'm my daughter.
Yeah, you girl.
You girl that, I'm my daughter.
I'll be home.
Yeah, nah, that ass.
What else?
Yo, I want to Ian, Black Ian in,
and I wanna bring Imani in.
Black Imani.
Not Puerto Rican Imani, Black Imani.
Yeah.
We want Black Imani.
I just wanna bring Ian and Imani in.
Nah, we gotta make the distinction
so he don't be getting fetishized as being a Puerto Rican.
Oh shit.
That's the Patreon episode.
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Leave a comment.
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Leave a comment.
Yo, leave a comment,
because I can't have it looking commentless
if I drop something 13 hours ago,
one of my most fireest interviews
that y'all ain't comment on.
Nah, nah, nah.
You're supposed to hire some bots
and they're gonna type something in there.
Yo, never.
Captain Negativity?
You're supposed to comment,
yo, y'all. I don't need to. I don't need to, in there. Never, Captain Negativity. You're supposed to comment, yo, y'all.
I don't need to.
I don't need to, nigga.
Look at me highlight Negativity.
I'm highlighting Negativity.
Yo, y'all, come here, man.
Come on, let me make some round of applause.
Meet the round of applause for Black Ian and Imani, man.
Come on, Fancy Pants.
The Huns Tooth.
Nigga, with the Fancy Pants.
Look at this dude, Big E.
Yo, you get your haircut.
Big E, Big Ian. Yo, you get your haircut.
Big E, Big E-in.
I got a Filipino barber.
Yo, if that's not the funniest thing you've ever heard in the world, Ish having an Asian barber.
Why is that funny? I'm asking you, why is that funny?
It's different for a black man to have a Filipino barber. I ain't gonna lie.
Yes.
Ish, you know the fucking joke.
I really don't get it.
Every time you don't know the joke, you try to be willfully obtuse.
I'm telling you, I don't get the joke.
A black man has been shot before
that's lived in DMV, DC, Jersey,
that gets shit off the truck.
Come on, you know what time it is.
That person, that profile,
we don't expect to have a Filipino barber.
Keep going with the profile.
You just labeled the, see you a negativity highlighter.
Meanwhile, he's an anomaly.
Yeah, hood anomaly.
This is the most interesting man in podcast.
Highlight some positivity, nigga.
Do some positivity.
No, you do it.
What you do?
You a philanthropist?
What's the word?
Yes, I am.
Who you philanthropy?
Sandra.
Sandra. Brenda Ke Kiesha.
Natasha.
Who you philanthropy?
Who you philanthropy?
Who you philanthropy?
Yo.
Nothing but some hoes you philanthropy-ing.
Yo, this guy is a fool, bro.
Shit, I'm a philanthropist, man.
That's how I get in trouble.
I'm not.
That's how I get in trouble.
We different philanthropists.
Hoes need help too, as a charity.
That's your man.
Oh, gotcha.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and HN.
I get in trouble, he talking about help. HNH. Can't do it no more. Can't you you. Yeah. Oh, NHN. I get trouble.
HNH.
Can't do it no more.
Can't you keep getting caught?
Hoes need help.
Got you, you got it.
Black Ian and Monty, what's up man?
How y'all feeling?
How y'all doing?
Good, how you feeling man?
I couldn't be better man.
Welcome back, welcome back to New York.
Word, brother.
Congrats on the 10th year.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Super proud of y'all.
We gotta hit the streets, we hitting the streets this week?
10 years, oh yeah, how long you here?
I'm down till tomorrow afternoon.
Damn, that's it?
Yeah, but I'll be back next week though, Wednesday.
Damn man.
I already started coming out once a week,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, you're not ready yet.
You're not ready yet for the once a week, man.
I keep hearing you in these spaces, I don't know.
I don't know, man. What you mean?
I don't know if you ready for the one for the once a week.
I've been ready.
Market Mondays and all.
Blackout.
Legendary.
Yeah, Blackout, talk about it.
Legendary.
Rashard, how's Rashard and Troy doing?
Amazing.
How are my guys doing?
They're in Ghana right now.
Shout out to the guys.
Oh, they're in Ghana.
Them niggas making moves in Ghana too.
Ghana right now.
Oh, good. I need to go to Ghana. I said niggas making moves in Ghana too. Ghana right now. Oh good.
I need to go to Ghana.
I said this on my bucket list.
That's a vibe, yo.
You have a great time.
I gotta go.
All the chicks I follow with asses out there.
All the chicks I follow with ass right out there.
Right there.
We're going to look at some real estate.
Investments.
I'm going out there to fucking change.
I dress like Britney Renner. I'm going out there. fucking change I dress like Britney runner I'm mr. Britney Renner I'm putting on a little outfit covered up
covered up I try to use my little sex toy didn't work out right out of
batteries Oh shit. Oh shit. Yeah, I mean, I mean. That was nasty.
I mean, hey, what you want me to say?
Shit was getting stuck.
Wasn't the most pleasurable experience.
Then you just hear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like, oh shit, am I just banging?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
A nigga using the flesh light to get his ego going.
No, because the shit say it's supposed to be for like 10 inches.
I'm like, oh shit, I'm crushing it.
I'm stopping it.
I start talking to my girl.
You'll find the big shit, yo.
Stop, nigga.
You'll find the biggest shit.
All right.
Don't give me no small sex toy.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You plug your shit into a wall like a baddie?
No, no.
A baddie out here.
It came a little charged a little bit.
It came a little charged, man.
I wasn't mad.
And I came down here to get it.
Came down here, Cory all asleep on the couch, stupid.
Hold on, I'm just getting my flush light.
I couldn't even find my fucking sex toy.
I couldn't even wake this nigga up.
He's getting a good sleep right in my spot, too.
Nigga, sleep over there.
Hey, yo, you waking the nigga up, yo.
You seeing my sex toy up?
What?
Get the fuck away from me, yo.
I wasn't going to wake Cory up to ask where the shit was, but he was sleeping too good.
I tried to find my sex toy.
I was like, I'm not going to sleep in my bed.
I'm going to sleep in my bed.
I'm going to sleep in my bed.
I'm going to sleep in my bed. I'm going to sleep in my bed. I'm going to sleep in my bed. I'm going to sleep in my bed. I'm going to sleep in my bed. Yo, you waking the nigga up yo
We're up to ask where the shit was but he was sleeping too good I try to make some noise
And they give you get the fuck away from me while I'm sleeping, that's nasty.
Yuck.
Man, E bag, whatever E, all right?
Then I tried to pour the lube in it,
see if that's why I was getting stuck.
Yeah, all right, I didn't do nothing.
Wait, you went wrong on the first?
You can't go wrong.
No, I had the lube on my shit, and it was getting stuck.
Then I tried to pour the lube inside the joint.
Like damn, I mean.
Yo, you a nasty nigga.
My shit must've, I should must've grew.
So E, what up, man?
How you doing?
I'm chilling, yo.
Good to see you, man.
Good to be here.
Good to be here.
Niggas is killing me online.
Anybody got a J.B.P. hat?
Shit look nice.
Yeah, told you.
You got one over there.
No, green bubbles.
Green bubbles, yeah, see?
Weird, man.
Cover your fucking alopecia.
Yeah, what you got?
Alopecia.
But I want it, I embrace it.
You don't, you still using the spray.
This you never gonna go bald?
This Philippine nigga spraying on my man, look.
This you won't go bald?
You gonna try to hold on to the hair forever?
Why you don't talk on your talk job?
So this is what I meant to tell y'all not to go back to paradise but
Going back to paradise. This is what I have for y'all. This is what's ruining modern television
mini series
fucking short series and
This problem popped up on Paradise.
So not to be a spoiler alert, but spoiler alert.
The daughter.
The fucking kids.
The daughter.
The fucking kids.
The daughter, I knew you was gonna say it, the daughter.
The fucking daughter.
The daughter took her badass.
What I'm saying to y'all is in the shows that we like,
it's always the kid now.
Ozark.
Ozark.
Presumed innocent.
Fucking Tariq.
Your Honor.
Your Honor.
It's always the kid.
This little badass girl, there's some more shows I'm forgetting where's the kid.
This little badass girl. There's some more shows. I'm forgetting with you
No, no, this little badass girl got the tablet
Got the tablet
Ran to white homeboy said y'all I got this. I shouldn't have it. I need some help
He'd take his dumb white ass to the grandpa get some help
They open the shit read the shit now a little white boy go make a speech.
And while he given probably the most important speech
that's ever been given in this community,
the little girl with the tablet get conned
into going with the op.
The op come over and say,
oh my God, I'm so afraid to be alone.
Won't you come with me?
The girl abandoned homeboy, take the tablet
and go with this op.
In the middle of the greatest speech in history in the middle of us solving this entire debacle.
I get it though. Stop it. I was on that side. Remember when I talked to you, I was on that
side at first. I watched the episode again. You got to remember her relationship with old girl.
That was her peoples that used to play the shit together, she used to play with her and Billy together.
They was tight.
Nah, so she was tight with Billy.
She wasn't necessarily tight with Shorty,
she was super tight with Billy.
Right, and then she's saying, I'm just sad over him,
she played on that.
Got you.
And she was tight with her, they played we together.
Yeah, but I'm not tighter with her than my new boy crush
that's sitting up here talking about,
and yo, the shit that she just seen in that phone
is some of the most important shit
she's ever seen in her life.
I'm not just gonna leave that moment to go over here.
I'm gonna holler at you tonight.
These kids are stupid, yo.
I'll come over there tonight.
He's stupid.
These kids on these shows are absolutely stupid.
The son is stupid.
Why you say that?
Who made him, what made him think he was the person
to even deliver that message in that way?
But that's his passion.
That's him.
Cool.
All right, cool.
That was the first step of being dumb.
Shorty was supposed to stay with him.
That little girl is dumb.
That little girl's a fool.
That little girl's a fool.
She's a fool.
And that's how these miniseries drag out,
because she just did some stupid shit.
So now the next episode, of course,
they're going to use her as leverage.
Duh.
My MRI result must have gotten back to my doctor. They said call me? So now the next episode of course they gonna use her leverage. Duh my uh my MRI
Result must have gotten back to my doctor. They said call me
You're lying. Big dog. We'll holler at you real quick
And that's why
Niggas don't go to the doctor. When you did it
Yesterday oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, you might take, yeah. You got to pause. You got to pause. I ain't pausing.
Yo, my doctor be like, yo, if you don't hear from me.
No, he was like, no rush at all.
But I think that's even a trick.
Yeah, give me a call.
Hey, I got some notes to go over with you.
Feel free to call me.
No, I don't like that.
That's why you get that.
I think there's something to being willfully ignorant.
I know that that's totally stupid.
No, no, it's not.
No, but that's right.
I think that there's something to being willfully ignorant.
It's early.
Once you hear bad news, bro.
For some people, once they get the actual confirmation,
the mental part kick in.
And you mentally tell yourself, like, it's over.
There's people that, once they heard that news,
and now it's real.
Niggas lost 80 pounds in two days. Exactly. Like I was totally fine just
thinking that my heart was cool at 44 and not seeing my heart rate, the plaque
build up around it, my blood pressure because it's tied to the heart rate, the
cholesterol. They got your percentage? I don't have, I just went and did everything
and he was gonna send it to my doctor
and now I gotta call my doctor
and hear about how I'm about to clock out.
I got this shit, the MyChart shit, right?
I don't think it's funny neither.
So stop saying it, dumbass.
I got the MyChart shit, so what happens with that,
you get the results before the doctor damn near
because it's all electronic shit.
So now it show you the scale,
it show you the yellow areas,
you supposed to be in green.
So if something is already off,
you kinda, I can look at my shits ahead of time,
be like, all right, I know it, all right, all right.
You kinda prep yourself a little bit.
It don't make it better,
but you can at least prep yourself.
When you get that call, you don't know what,
you be nervous as fuck.
What you talkin' about?
I was telling him earlier,
I went and took some scans and a full body MRI to see what was going on.
That's good.
Yeah, but.
It's a blessing to catch you early.
That's a quick call back.
He could have hit you tomorrow.
Yeah, and I asked him when I was leaving, when y'all gonna know a little something.
She was like, earliest Monday.
Them niggas rush.
Yeah, you gotta go call them on the phone gang.
Go to the bathroom
Hello Your sex toy fuck your back up. Yeah, I sit on the bathroom sit on the toilet
We talked to know just in case you said what yeah, I come from that era knowing when something's wrong from your stool
Knowing when something wrong when the pain and aches hit different
That 40 shit Oh oh God, yo.
Yeah, 40's different.
Yeah, told you a nigga.
Niggas ain't.
But he said, he said take your time though, right?
He said call back to-
He said no rush, but I think that was a trick.
Yeah, that's a trick.
To ease the fear.
Yeah, disarm you a little bit.
I wanna go over some of these results.
Got a minute, buddy?
Hey listen, niggas to talk all that shit
Hey, I got that one day, but when you get close to the
Nobody want to know what's going on or nigga walker still
Knocks them down. No nigga. Why I'm still seemingly healthy. Yeah, I want to hear that shit
So you would ignore it like that's what men do. And that's bad.
And that's bad.
We are not condoning that.
I'm just saying I understand is all I'm saying.
You know how many people I've known who were told late, like literally like yo.
Stage four, yeah if you would have came.
If you would have came a little sooner we might have been able to work through this.
Don't tell me that.
Yeah I hate that line.
Don't tell me that. If we already here, don't tell me yo if you would have did a little sooner, we might have been able to work through this. Don't tell me that. Yeah, I hate that a lot. Don't tell me that.
If we already here, don't tell me,
yo, if you would have did this, you couldn't be.
Tell everybody to get the message out to other people
to check more often.
It's a message to us, though.
What he would have called the police, nigga,
I don't want to hear that shit, dog.
Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
Not in that, but that ain't what I need to hear right now.
The Delta plane that flipped over,
Delta has offered all of the passengers 30 grand.
Sheesh.
To that, my distinguished panel says what?
Suck my 30 inch sausage.
Yeah.
We all getting together.
What?
We got some big bags.
30?
This shit is 31, nigga.
I did. I feel like that would be complicated.
30's a lot of work.
30's a lot of work.
A lot of them motherfuckers is gonna be like,
all right, where do I sign word?
Oh for sure.
They gonna get it off.
And they know that.
If I'm on that plane,
Delta gotta change the name from Delta to Delta Budan.
Ishta.
My name gonna have to be on the side of that plane.
30 grand.
Y'all saw a soul plane.
Oh, y'all probably did.
But, y'all saw a soul plane.
We saw a soul plane, Ice.
Well, yeah.
Bro, listen.
It's that.
Let me tell you this.
First off, I'm getting the airline.
We're gonna start first off from the rip.
Lifetime, first class seating for life.
Nigga.
That's what we start.
I ain't flying no more.
We're gonna start with my own fleet.
Yeah.
You're not gonna get that much.
But we gonna negotiate more than some 30 punk ass that.
What?
In this economy 30,000 is a lot though.
Especially for those who were not in business class.
A lot of people are gonna take that.
A good lawyer can reach out to everybody on that flight
and get them all together.
A good lawyer can get all them together on that flight
and be like, we gonna go for a bigger bag.
And that's why they trying to get a bunch of them.
That's why they trying to get a bunch of them.
Yeah.
For real, like, Kim.
No, we're not getting Kim K.
Selena and Barnes would do better than Kim K.
Yo, one of them niggas died, bro.
Stop bringing them up.
Somebody passed on.
Selena was dead.
Oh, Selena was dead.
One of them niggas is gone.
Barnes is still here.
Barnes and Barnes.
You get some breaks.
I'm Celino and Barnes.
And Celino died.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
Celino died in a prank.
One of them died in a plane crash.
That's not the worst day for Barnes.
No it's not.
One of them died in a plane crash.
That's bad to say.
That's fucked up, but it's true. That died in a plane crash. That's bad to say. That's fucked up but it's true.
That's not true.
That is bad to say.
Niggas got family trusts and all that shit.
Barnes died.
Barnes died.
Barnes is dead.
Sorry.
In a plane crash.
Then Selena.
In a plane crash, right?
2020.
Selena what?
Selena went to the bar.
That nigga, Selena went to Party City.
I can't say that.
Close that bitch down.
That nigga ordered some Chipotle.
Oh no, no, no.
The firm dissolved and broke up shortly before Barnes died.
Oh, this makes it even better story.
Oh shit, I told y'all.
That doc bought the...
Celino might have...
I gotta see the doc.
Celino might have booked it.
Somebody was on bullshit.
Somebody don't dissolve my shit and die. I gotta see the doctor. I gotta see the doctor. Hold on now. Somebody was on bullshit.
Somebody, don't dissolve my shit and die.
Die, that's crazy.
Don't dissolve my shit and die.
Don't dissolve my shit.
Oh, because you dissolved my shit, you're dead.
I'm almost at the end of the Gabby,
potato, Petito story on Netflix.
I'm almost at the very end and my memory's bad.
So I forgot, even though it was just a few years ago.
Homie is dead too that did that shit, he died, right?
Who?
Her boyfriend. Her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend, I thought so.
I forgot about that part.
In the episode three of The Doc,
and then he went missing, it's like, whoa.
Some bull shit going on.
I don't know if these guys are Mr. Potato.
There's some good Docs out.
Mr. Potato.
There's some good Docs out.
What are you talking about, Mr. Potato?
You said Petito Potato.
Gabby Petito is the young white lady.
She was very young.
She was 18, 19, and she was the blogger and she had a boyfriend and they went on a cross
country trip and then, oh no, she moved.
She actually moved to live with her boyfriend across the country.
And they went on a little vlogging tour that she was capturing all the footage from and then she went missing and then he went home
yeah he came home and then the parents were complicit in whatever his cover-up
story was then the whole internet and the nation went on a search for Gabby
and then somebody on Facebook or somewhere found the van and they're
gonna put it together yeah so they put it together, they found her body,
and then he went missing.
Slash on the run.
And then I forgot, I didn't see the end.
But it's on Netflix, it's not too bad.
So he killed her?
Yes.
Yes, he killed her.
Rest in peace to her, also.
Rest in peace.
I gotta, I'm gonna have to call my sister when we go on break because she
broke down while all these planes are having these incidents and she said it
specifically Delta, United and another one. She said Spirit, All The
Motherships is cool and it's because they didn't they didn't switch over they
switched over to a different. Hey Big Monique. No it's not Monique it's because they didn't they didn't switch over they switched over to a different a big Monique. No, it's not Monica's Melissa a big Melissa
Telling her what no spirits. I would know
Trick me now. Hey, that's why I'm staying on a big big male frontier safe spirit safe
Yeah, Jeff blue safe to front here is another one and I know that other one where is no assigned seating
I just let all y'all Frontiers another one and I know that other one where is no assigned seating
No, they're blue too, you're not switching over their operating system is something within they're not this malfunction It's malfunctioning your operating system. So all the flights that have done that all the other airlines that have are fine
It's just them niggas. I'm not going nowhere. Me neither.
I got a flight next week, so.
Yeah, I fly to Orlando.
Where you gonna freeze?
Orlando.
Oh shit, really?
I'm supposed to fly to Orlando next week.
The volleyball championship is some shit.
Fuck.
I'm supposed to go to Orlando next week.
You going?
Yeah, I'm going too.
What you doing out there?
My niece's birthday.
You going too?
You going to Orlando next week too?
Me too nigga.
Fuck nigga, what's up?
Shut up, y'all playing out.
I'm dead ass.
I'm not gonna see my grandfather, I'm dead ass.
I'm out with this.
My niece's birthday party is next week.
We're all going to Orlando.
We're doing a group Orlando trip?
We're gonna get like,
All right, then that's it.
They're all slated.
Let's do the part out there, itch, come on.
That's it, volleyball, itch.
Come on, itch.
Let's go, itch.
We out.
What's they names?
Itch Dumpside.
What's their names? My step kids?
No, the Orlando twins that y'all niggas going to see.
Orlando-ish, if you think
that I'm able to fly to Orlando
and see some twins and my
girl is in that state, you have that lady
fucked up. She ain't gotta
be in that state. I still got her fucked up.
Yeah, that ain't gonna work. Them days
is over for me no matter how you paint it, buddy.
It's pull up to Orlando, we'll get a studio and do a part out there, yo.
That'd be dope.
That would be dope.
Right leg.
My brother got a studio in Orlando.
I gotta get a pass from probation, but I'll see.
We good, we good.
We'll hold it down.
Yo, arts on the studio in Orlando.
We should meet up for a little bit in Orlando, man.
Let's go have dinner or something.
No, let's do the part out there, niggas.
We won't have to come back.
No, no, no, no.
I'm here for a volleyball championship. I'm here to go be the annoying parent in the stands.
You can have a little bit of fun.
I had some fun in Orlando.
That was a good time.
That was Wall Street.
Orlando was nice.
Orlando was there.
My little brother's got a job right on the corner where **** is at.
I'm supposed to pull up there and annoy them niggas too.
That.
Like I'm at that age.
Wait, wait, the little cafe joint there?
Yeah.
Yeah, shots even.
Oh, shit, that's dope. Go in there and check on my little brother. I'm like, I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm like, I'm gonna go pull up there and annoy them niggas too. Like I'm at that age. Wait, wait, the little cafe joint there?
Yeah.
Yeah, shots even.
Oh, shit, that's dope.
Go in there and check on my little bros too.
Nah, I'ma go, yeah, I'ma go.
Both of them.
One is in the back, one is in the front.
Oh, I'ma go check, that's dope.
Yeah, it got over on one of them niggas
when they was giving the jaws out.
You want the back or the front?
The back, all right?
All right?
The tips is in the front.
Yeah, he tips. Yeah, nah, I gotta go, I gotta run over there. All right, we're going all right? The tips is in the front. Yeah, he tips.
Yeah, nah, I gotta run over there.
All right, we're going to Orlando.
I'm going to the volleyball championship.
What a time.
Let's know now.
Is she going?
For sure.
Is she going to win?
We ain't here at all.
We're going to see Shamu.
Is Lisa short in this house?
You going to the party next week?
I'm playing with her.
No, it should go.
It should go and just, we won't hit nobody.
If it's in the podcast, he couldn't go nowhere. didn't work in his podcast, he couldn't go nowhere.
If Ish didn't work in his podcast, he couldn't go nowhere.
Ish will be in Orlando and won't hit none of us.
Oh, you say you would've got your G card no more.
I'm saying Ish life is a little different today.
Ish been in Orlando since.
At 49 years old.
Where you at now?
And he can't just run out like he used to.
I'm in Sarasota with my girl.
Who?
When he run out, he gotta bring the clothes
for the day and the night. He can't play stupid. Oh, once he go in, he gotta bring the clothes for the day and the night.
He can't play stupid.
Oh, once he go in, he gotta stay in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he know what time it is.
Stop playing with us like that, y'all.
That's the truth.
And to that you say?
He ain't going back out.
You don't say nothing.
My brother, look at me.
His girl is listening.
To that you say?
I'm not listening to these niggas, bro.
We wasn't talking about.
We wasn't talking about.
He ain't talking about that. He don't do much.
He don't do much.
I don't do much.
Bean said it.
There's nothing wrong with having to ask
for permission slip once in a while.
You said that before.
You asked for it.
I'm not listening to these niggas.
Nothing wrong with that.
Happy wife.
Happy.
That's very offensive.
Happy house.
Happy house, nigga.
You're an old boy mad.
Oh yeah, cause y'all married by the state. It's no common law in New Jersey, nigga. Old boy mad. Oh yeah, cause y'all married by the state.
It's no common law in New Jersey, y'all.
I'm just shooting.
You smart.
I'm just.
But he's smart.
I'm just shooting, man.
What's up?
Who else I can shoot at with this motherfucker?
What else y'all got?
What else y'all got for me that's juicy?
All you wanna do is shoot at niggas.
That's all.
No, no, no, no, I'm a positivity highlighter.
Come on, give me something else. Give me something. That's good. Let me see it
Oh, man, it looks like Trump has got done away with congestive pricing. Hold up round of applause or not
Come on round of applause for that clap for that turn the applause up actually
It looks like Trump has done right by
the good citizens of New York. He seems to have done away with that congestive
pricing stuff that was crippling the city. Fake news. Let me ask you a question.
What's up Antoine? How do you feel about that Joseph? I think it's great man. The
congestive pricing totals was coming up to four, five, six, seven grand in yearly
costs for different families.
In this economy, you're asking for a lot of people.
I think New York has been doing a phenomenal job in recent years of just trying to get
rid of the middle class, the lower class, and just keep only a certain class citizen.
I don't think that's right at all.
Not with the way the economy is set up right now.
We need guys to follow up questions.
Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no.
People work in the city.
Everybody don't have $9 to enter, exit.
Like, I don't know, Google the rules yourself,
but that's a lot, man.
So glad that Trump finally stepped in.
Cause shit was getting too crazy out there with no traffic.
Cars just going everywhere that they wanted to go
Available people that parking being available. I didn't read something though the shoppers on
To shop in peace with elbow room and space like all the people that had nine dollars to I hold you nine
dollar that might be the best nine dollars I ever
Fine we fuck it. Y'all got it out of me.
You got me.
I have spent more than $9 on way less than peace and freedom.
I spent $10 on maybe a chopped cheese, a stuffed animal, a McDonald's drive-thru.
If there was ever a day where somebody said to me, hey, for $9,
we'll get rid of all of them.
So fucked up.
Jolion Musk.
So fucked up.
Joe Trump.
Yo, you Jolion Musk.
I made a left and a right the other day headed to the city,
it was cars, I was offended.
What the hell y'all, what are y'all doing out here
y'all found nine dollars y'all were digging in the couch that's not right
that's fucked up that's not right where the hell you niggas getting out of the fucking elite is no but no no no in all
seriousness round of applause for Donald Trump man doing what needed to be done
in the city the city is appealing that. Well, homegirl yeah, she's sweet.
They are appealing that.
The MTA, yeah, they're not rocking with none of that.
I did see one take that I was like, oh that makes sense, is that the taxpayers pay for the roads.
Everything already.
So, charging them to drive on shit that they paid for.
On the roads that they already paid for is insanity.
Yeah.
We got a double tax for anything everything anyway
That's crazy. That's a fact right like if taxpayers already bought the cement and stuff then
Why you got a double pay for something?
And pay the workers why need to on them exactly. Yo, come on man. Why need those not here no, man
I did nigga he gone.
Trevor.
Home depots is clear.
Donovan.
I mean.
The home depots are clear.
They are.
Congratulations to New York City in the meantime.
Indeed.
Shout out to NYC.
For the people that didn't have the $9.
Go ahead, you look through the shop.
Where they going to head? It fucked up, yo. Didn't have the nine dollars go ahead you look for a shop with
Listen y'all go with you what if I didn't have nine dollars guess what I would find $9 for that Garbage ass dime bags and didn't get high at all and the manila
Manila envelopes, you know the big manila envelopes?
They used to be little ones,
and that's what nickels and dimes used to come in
back in the day.
Sad.
Yeah, nigga.
70s was crazy.
Yeah, you got too old like that.
Nigga hit me with the 70s, nigga.
I know the little bit.
Well, again, round of applause.
Round of applause.
Yeah.
Because it was fucking up the common guy.
Yeah, she was a weed head before.
You smoked weed and all that before?
I was, I never was like a pothead.
I smoked weed, but it wasn't my thing.
Like I wasn't smoking weed daily.
He ain't smoking weed, look at his lips.
He can't get my fucking fire.
Ain't no brown, no purple.
He ain't smoking weed.
Look at the boy lips.
That's what happens to your lips.
Look at the boy lips.
Don't tuck him now. He ain't smoking weed. Don't tuck him now. Let me see boy lips. That's what happens to your lips. Look at the boy lips. Don't tuck them down.
Don't tuck them down.
Let me see your lips.
What's wrong with you?
Hey, yo.
He got the fresh salmon.
He got the fresh salmon.
That ain't no farm rave right there, nigga.
That's not farm rave.
That's not farm rave.
That's not farm rave.
That's not farm rave.
That's not farm rave.
That's not farm rave.
That's not farm rave.
That's not farm rave.
That's not farm rave. That's not farm rave. That's not farm rave. That's. Wow, caught. That shit's just like a good medium rare.
Hey.
Right?
All right.
Yo, bruh, what's wrong with you?
Nice pink, nice pink in the middle.
You ain't smoke too much.
You ain't smoke a lot, man.
Nah, dude.
It's cool.
Nah.
You look just perfect, nigga.
Yo, dog.
I'm ready.
Yo.
Let me see.
Enough, Joe.
Let me see.
Fuck her up, nigga.
Let me see what that Filipino nigga doing there in mustache.
Let me see.
Oh, he got the Asian mustache.
Rush hour too.
Yeah, this nigga's a idiot, bro.
You a fool, bro.
Here's my question to y'all.
I'll go through a little bit of sports really quick.
Who's ready for the worst sports take you ever heard in the world?
The Panthers. All right, running back on the Buffalo Bills, James Cook wants 15. I'll go through a little bit of sports really quick. Who's ready for the worst sports? Hey, you ever heard
All right running back let the Buffalo Bills James Cook wants 15 million dollars to return
How many years he didn't say for you?
conversation starts at 15 15 million dollars per
Year for reference. I think say Kwon gets 13. Totally changed yeah.
Maybe 13 and change.
I think it's 13 and change.
Christian McCaffrey is at the 15 number I think.
Hey.
Is.
Do y'all think that James Cook of the Buffalo Bills
should and will get $15 million from them?
I think he should I don't think he will.
I don't think he will.
I think he should and I think he'll get
really close.
Even if he don't get 15 he might get 14. 13-3 something like that. Yeah, like he's tough, bro. Yeah. Yeah, he's good.
I'm not mad at him starting there. It's not about him being tough
It's just about what the ceiling is and how running back pay his view. Yep.
I do think that again, like I said, Jameer Gibbs, B. John Robinson, Sequon, Christian, the top running backs now,
the way they look, Derek Henry even.
Yeah, for sure.
They look like they could change what running back pay will be in the future.
I agree.
They're working on it.
They're working on it the same way quarterbacks did, the same way receivers did.
I think that the running backs tonight.
And I think James Cook just happens to be in line to benefit from what some of the top
running backs in league are paid.
Currently, I just don't know that they're giving them 15 or so.
I still don't see, I don't see that they could change that.
We've had running backs get really big deals and then not performing.
That's what the owners in them are gonna keep saying like yo.
They're not gonna say it to this crop of running back.
They can't say that, not just that.
We just seen Danny Dimes get 40 million and not perform that.
They ain't gonna stop no quarterback.
Yeah, but that's a white boy quarterback from Duke.
Let's keep it on the running backs.
They not gonna say that to Saquon when it's his time again.
They certainly won't say it to Bijan,
who's up next year with Jameer Gibbs.
Watch what them two do next year.
Them two gonna change the game.
You can't say to them.
Them two, yeah.
Them two.
All it takes is the top two for the field to be changed.
I don't know if Cook is not in that conversation
with them two, to be totally honest.
He's not, but he ain't far from it.
Bro, that Buffalo offense don't go without him.
It's a big running back draft class, though.
He's a not coming out of the basket.
That's a good point.
It's gonna make it a little tricky.
Very good point.
They're not paying running backs, B.
That's a good point.
It's gonna be a little tricky.
If there's any time I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask right now. Yeah, for sure. I'm not asking running backs, B. That's a good point. That's a little tricky. If there's any time I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask right now.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm not mad at the ask.
So again, even if he shot at 15,
his number really might be 12.
You know what I'm saying?
If he shoot 15 and land at 13, I'm gonna say Kwan Money.
Yeah. Right.
He might really take 12.
And I hope he gets paid.
He might take 12.
I do hope he gets paid.
In other sports news, SGA has fired his agent and will be representing himself.
Brilliant.
Will be representing himself for his new $300 million contract that he will be eligible
for.
Yeah, he don't need it.
Yeah.
Ain't nothing to discuss.
Honestly speaking, what do I need the agent for to negotiate my contract?
At his value. At his value.
At his value.
He's a max NBA player.
It ain't no question.
I don't wanna be ignorant,
because that's a lot of money.
Might be above my pay grade.
But I'm with you.
Like Ray Allen.
If I'm him, I don't need an agent to say, max me.
Ray Allen used to hire attorneys.
So Ray Allen would hire six, seven attorneys
at $500 a hour to negotiate his shit
and do all his paperwork and all of that
and made out way cheaper to give an agent three or 4%.
And he has good relationship with OKC and the NBA.
Yeah.
He'll be fine.
It'll be different if he was in a shitty relationship
with them, he'll be good.
The agents will come in like for endorsement deals
and all that shit, their value is shown more there.
But as far as him and OKC, he don't need no fucking agent.
Their first offer gonna be,
Right.
He gonna be all pro first team.
I got two more for y'all.
What does everybody here think of Anthony Edwards
saying during All-Star Weekend
that he does not wanna be the face of the league?
He's saying leave that for Victor Wimminyana,
who's also out for the rest of the season.
The Spurs being slick again.
The Spurs being slick again.
Spurring.
They're going to end up with Ace Bailey or somebody.
There's going to be a real problem over there.
I like it.
I like it.
The Aaron Fox, Ace Bailey or Cooper flag.
Wimbenyana.
Wimbenyana, Chris Paul, and Stephen Castle.
And they got a bunch of little young dudes
that you don't know they named.
Poppo's tough.
That all play ball, bro.
What's the name? Devon Ves-
Devon Vesual?
Yo, they all play ball, bro.
They do got Devon Vesual.
They got a nice team over there.
They got a nice team over there.
Devon Vesual, nigga.
He's nice, he good.
I don't know, I just know Stephen Castle.
Yeah, no, no.
They got a nice team.
What do y'all think about Anthony Edwards saying
he does not want to be the face of the league?
It's brilliant. He just want to play ball.
I think his personality and who he is, he don't want that pressure on him, yeah.
That's what it is.
I don't want that pressure on me, bro. I don't want to be the face of the league.
I don't want y'all to adopt me as the face of the league because now all that shit that happened with Jah,
I don't want that pressure.
I don't want that scrutiny.
I don't want that pressure. All that shit that happened with Jah. And I don't want that pressure. I don't want that scrutiny. I don't want that pressure.
I don't want that shit to happen with Jah.
Like they were gearing Jah.
Jah ran around trying to shoot the 16 year old white boys over birthday parties.
No he didn't.
That's not what happened.
Jah went to Foot Locker and pistol whipped the two little kids.
What he did.
Jah had a few incidents.
He had incidents where he flashed weapons.
You're out of here.
I'm not disagreeing.
Don't say pistol whip nobody.
No, I'm joking.
Oh, okay.
I'm saying.
So I'm just saying.
You can't flash weapons to be the face of the league.
They got him out of there faster
than I've ever seen them get a face of the league candidate.
I'm a grand witcher.
So what I'm saying is, if you Anthony Edwards,
you might not want that pressure, fam.
I wanna be me.
What I'm saying is that you have-
I'm still a young wild nigga.
You see the way he was talking to Obama? Who? Anthony Edwards. Yo! you might not want that pressure, fam, I want to be me. I'm still a young, wild nigga. That's all I heard.
You see the way he was talking to Obama?
Who?
Anthony Edwards.
I loved it.
I loved it.
That, to me, is him.
It's him, and I like the fact that he knows that.
And he is the face of the league.
He couldn't be.
I don't think he has a choice in this matter.
And I think this is one of those incidents
where young people don't realize
that they don't have a choice
and you're working within the design of something. Good point't realize that they don't have a choice and you're working within the design of something.
Good point.
He don't have a choice.
You can't say, I don't want to be the face of the league.
And I've seen multiple people echo this across the interwebs.
You can't say, I don't want to be the face of the league and then be in five, six, seven
national ad campaigns.
The behavior and the words don't match.
You can't be the face of Sprite, the face of Adidas or whatever your sneaker is, the face of all these things and then say, I don't can't be the face of sprite the face of Adidas or whatever your sneaker is the face of all these things and then say I don't want to be the face of league
You're the face of the league we have we have you here
I think that's like you being signed to me as an artist you pop in everywhere that you go and when you get back
To me you say nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna turn self-wreckers. You don't have a choice in this
Well, it's gonna be women yana and
It's gonna be Win Minyana and Anthony Edwards. We just traded away our franchise player for the last 10 years who made $300 million.
We didn't do that because we have Rudy Gobert and Julius Edwards.
We did that because we have you.
You are the face of the franchise
You are one of the young fresh faces of the league partly because of how you carry it and all that shit
That is just you so while you say y'all just me on what the spotlight on me. Guess what buddy spotlights there Joe
He want to still be on his fuck shit. That's it
No, that and he knows he's not ready to let go of that
I don't want to clean up his image. You're gonna be on your fuck shit while you're the face of the league.
Like Flip.
And he's gonna lose that one.
Like Flip is one of the faces of this league
and he is allowed to be on his fuck shit.
But he was brought in with that
and he was brought in to be that.
You know that.
You didn't come and say clean up your ass.
There's limitations on the fuck shit.
What we talking about is what we've seen
fuck shit from Anthony Edwards.
As long as he don't flash no weapons,
no guns, and say nothing disrespectful about China.
Why, I'm sorry, why don't you respect the fact
that he's taken the road to say,
like, I don't want this responsibility?
I do respect it.
I just think he don't have a choice.
I think he does.
You do have a choice.
That decision is not his.
And I think this comes off.
That's a great point.
It is his.
No it ain't.
I think this is not. I know it ain't. It's not his. It think this comes off it is his
No, I think this comes off the last week conversation that we had
And they pulled him in the office like yo keep your dick in your pants. Baba. Baba. I don't engage It was the face they could have hit that information though. That's a lot of shit
No, they could yeah what the girl was today not in today's social media
We want to have a conversation and yes, we want to have a honest that's a lot of shit. Yeah, what? Not in today's social media. We want to have an honest conversation.
And yes, we want to have an honest conversation.
That's a lot of shit to get hit by the faces.
I believe that.
Or for a bunch of shit that we got here. For sure. True.
But when a girl starts throwing that shit around
and that shit gets snatched up real, real quick,
they got to pay a lot of motherfuckers. Money.
Yeah. They got your value has to be, oh, we got to suppress this.
And his value is not
there yet. This is just him getting ahead of it. That's how I look at it. I just think. So now when
some shit come out and they say I told y'all I didn't want to be the face of the league. So leave me alone.
The NBA is not caring about what he's doing with his penis right this moment. It is way too much money on the
line. One. For sure. Two. He has no say in how many nationally
televised games Adam Silver decides to give the Timberwolves
if I want to put you on 50 50 times a year then I'm doing
it and know what that does.
Make it better face enough you want to face the league.
Yeah, they starving right now.
Well, he definitely won't be one of them while we in our
transition phase.
He's going to be we go milk he definitely won't beat the face. You won him while we in our transition phase. Yes, he's gonna be one of them.
We gonna milk Curry and Durant and LeBron and Bronny
until the time is up, but guess what?
We nurturing the next crop of stars and you there.
Yes, for sure.
I'm not disagreeing with that.
I don't care how many times he say I'm not the face of the league.
That's what I'm saying.
He's just saying that to protect the fact
that he's still good.
He's saying that because he may really feel that
and believe that.
Sorry, buddy.
I don't want to tap dance for them.
And some motherfuckers not be to do that.
I mean, you already tap dance.
You already tap dance.
You're not ready, you're doing it.
You save Young Glover a little bit.
You playing the game already.
I disagree.
But okay.
You disagree with the East Tap Dance support.
Yo, have you ever seen-
You're not gonna go do six commercials
and come over here and say I don't wanna do commercials.
Have you ever seen his interview?
That's true.
Yeah.
You seen him interview?
Yeah. He ain't the most interview? That's true. Yeah. You seen him interview? Yeah.
He ain't the most PC nigga in the interviews.
So?
He a young Georgia nigga that really be giving it up
in them interviews.
Yeah, but he is in the commercials.
He's different.
He not talking and doing all that shit in the commercials.
My real feelings don't come across
when I'm doing a Sprite commercial.
Did y'all watch the commercial?
The commercials go a lot further
than post game interviews.
Did y'all watch the starting five series on Netflix?
Yeah.
Did you see him?
Did you see him on there?
I didn't finish it, so I don't want to comment.
That's what Obama comes, that's who he is.
That's what he is.
Nobody's arguing who he is.
I think we all in agreeance with who he is.
But I'm saying him saying I don't want to be the face
of the league is just.
Is who he is.
So when I do my shit, it's almost like I'm protecting myself.
That's it.
He really don't have a say in the matter, like you said.
He don't.
We gonna make our star regardless.
That's all I'm getting at.
You can say all you wanna say.
Now, if he wanna go do something stupid enough
to where, all right, we not televising these games
at eight o'clock on TNT and yada, yada, yada,
and that's different.
But I don't think he wanna do that
because he's playing the game. Yeah. He's playing the game. You can't say I'm that's different. But I don't think he wanna do that because he's playing the game.
Yeah. Yeah.
He's playing the game.
That's the way to tap dance.
Can't say I'm playing the game and then say I don't wanna,
no, you playing the game over here too.
You signed here.
You signed here, right?
Stay there. Stay there.
Say less.
You think John Marant wanted to be the face of the league?
Yes.
He did.
Okay, cool.
So to your premise, if he didn't wanna be the face,
I mean, if he wanted to be the face of the league,
he wouldn't have been whipping out on niggas.
That's not true. That's his end of circle. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true.
That's a circle. Yeah, he had too much. You could still want something and also know
how not to obtain it. And John Morant shouldn't have been talking it. Not to bring up the Omani
shit. Johnny, John Morant shouldn't have been threatening the 16 year old white boy at footlock
in the first place. Cool. You did that. They sat you down. They sat you down. They scolded you publicly.
And guess what you did two months later?
You did it again.
You standing on top of a hood of a car in a video,
pulling the things out.
Hey, and now Jama Rant may not have known it,
but we're going to hit the off button now.
And your entire life looks different.
Your entire life is different now. We didn't come tell you, hey, button now and your entire life looks different. Yeah, your entire life is different now
We didn't come tell you
Hey, we about to make your life look different. We just hit the button
I'm telling you that I can't tell you who's on it called the Grizzlies
And what I'm telling you is Jama Ranch check ain't change and Jama Ranch life mate
Listen to what I'm saying to what he might deem
a Necessity has not changed to know what I'm saying, to what he might deem
a necessity has not changed. Yeah, but it's true.
But look, to your point.
And that's not true.
Maybe, maybe not.
If he did not want to be the face of the league,
then he don't come make
those apologetic statements either though.
His game check didn't change.
He got a check, he got a check to get.
No, you still got your check.
His game check.
Yes, everything else off the court. Everything else changed. I'm trying to play the game now to get. No, you still got your check. His game check. Yes.
Everything else off the court.
Everything else.
I'm trying to play the game now
to stay in y'all good graces though.
All right, we moving along
because we standing in one spot, bro.
For a nigga from the bottom,
not saying that he is that.
For a nigga from the bottom,
if I'm making $50 million a year,
if I'm making $40 million a year,
I don't got to make $70 million a year to some people.
But you don't know what his personal goal was
and for what the trajectory where they had him,
that fucked his life.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
I'm saying we don't know what his wants and needs are.
So for some people they would marvel at being saying
you're gonna be- But he wanted that
Cody spot though.
And that's why we can speak to what his wants and needs were
because we saw him want it.
I'm not finished, bro.
What I'm telling you is.
I don't want you to finish.
I know, we know.
What I'm telling you is, that might have been his want.
Anthony Edwards could be saying, I don't want that shit.
Everybody's wants ain't the same.
Then get out the Sprite commercial,
get out the Adidas commercial.
He's a trustee.
Because he's the face of Adidas, right?
Yeah.
One of them?
Yeah.
Yeah, don't go. What you're saying makes sense. Yeah, come on. It makes sense, come on. Because you do these things. Adidas, right? Yeah. One of them? Yeah. Yeah, don't go.
What you're saying makes sense.
Yeah, come on.
It makes sense, come on.
Because you do these things,
this comes with, if you're the face of this, this, this,
this and this, and you're an NBA, it all goes together.
And if I'm Adam Silver and the GDP of the NBA is fucked up,
you have no choice until we find it.
I'm leaning on you.
For sure.
You have no choice.
I'm on your side.
I don't even need your consent.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah, if you don't want to be the face of the league,
don't take advantage of all the things that
we provide you to be that.
Lastly, in sports.
Okay.
It's my last one.
We can get some of the worst sports takes
ever in the history of podcasting.
The Yankees have finally changed
their facial hair rule
for players.
Let me hit them around to applause.
People that have followed baseball on the Yankees,
that's been a really big thing for eons.
Bro, not just the players.
The organization.
Oh, for real?
Yo, I don't care if you, my man used to work for the Nets,
when they was the Yankee Nets.
Which man? You got too many. My man Drew. When they was combined, to work for the Nets, when they was the Yankee Nets. Which man?
You got too many.
My man Drew.
When they was combined, yo, the whole Nets
couldn't have facial hair neither.
When George Steinbrenner was partnering with,
because it was the Yankees Nets at one point, none of them.
The niggas on the telephones, the janitors,
nobody could have facial hair.
Well, they've now changed that rule
to allow neatly groomed beards.
It's been a big deal in the United States.
It's about time to get rid of the lone mustache.
Like they made Johnny Damon cut his beard off.
Yeah, he looked crazy.
He looked like a nut in a Yankee uniform with no lip on.
Like, come on.
And they re-signed Aaron Boone on two-year contract.
Grrr.
What else?
What else?
What else we got?
What else we got?
Before we go any further, we do want to say
rest in peace to Violetta Wallace.
Oh my God.
What?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
It was reported earlier yesterday,
because when this drops Wow that she passed away
Did it say how she passed no did not see that
Say how old she was? 72. 72 years old.
Round of applause for the notorious BIT.
The notorious BIT. 78. 78. 78. 78 years old.
A nigga never been as broke as me. I liked that. When I was young I had to pay a lease.
Besides that, the kids like to celebrate.
The cause of death is natural. Natural causes. She was in hospice. I'm not sad, I'm pissed right, say you're great I'm the one I wore on Monday Some people say I'm a I'm so entitled
I'm so entitled
I'm so entitled
And alligators
You wanna see the inside huh
I'll see you later
Here come the drama
Oh, that's that n***a with the fake
Wow
Why you touch me in my face?
Stay in your place
Play on my shirt
And alligators
You wanna see the inside huh
I'll see you later
Here come the drama
Oh, that's that n***a with the fake
Wow
That's on my shirt
And alligators You wanna see the inside huh I'll see you later Here come come to trauma. Oh, that's that nigga with the fake Wow, it's on my shirt and alligators. You want to see the inside? I see you later. They come to trauma
Oh, that's that nigga with the fake Wow, why you touch me in my face stay in your place?
Bittersweet, I mean on one hand she just gets to see her son if you believe in you know the afterlife and all that
long healthy life
The kids though I know that you keep on just keep on pressing on Sky is the limit and you know that you can do it
I know that you keep on keepin' what you want
Sky is the limit and you know that you can do it
Keep on just keep on pressing on
I know that you keep on keepin' what you want
Be what you want, be what you want
I will just do it Rest in peace to Miss Wallace
Thoughts, prayers, condolences to the family, friends and fans
Especially the kids
Especially the kids
Damn
Today's kids are young too, like 20s
You might go give me a body scan, yo
You should, I'm just telling you I you should. I'm scared, boss.
It'll be all right.
You said you're scared?
Hell yeah.
Understandable, but.
Prevention is everything, man.
Prevention is better than the cure.
Better than cure.
I tried to book the couples MRI.
Yeah, get your big ass in here too.
Yeah, yeah, don't just be staring at me,
all getting it.
Get your fucking head, you're about 38, 39.
Yo, you're a fool, so that's fine.
They got an extra roll,
but ain't nobody else booked for the day.
Come on.
You're absolutely right.
There ain't nobody no more.
Just remind me what it's like to just be young
and feel like you got your whole life ahead of you.
Entire life.
Entire life.
Again, back to that, just this bliss that comes with.
Ignorant bliss. I have with. Ignorant bliss.
I have tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.
I have tomorrow, I have tomorrow, I have tomorrow.
I told y'all when it came to even thinking about
wedding plans and all of that, outside of me,
I want my mom and dad to be able to.
Enjoy that.
Yeah, be there to see that.
It's a blessing.
Yeah, yeah, no, for real.
And while we're saying rest in peace,
our guy Tracy Dukes, he's in our fantasy league.
His pops passed away two days ago.
Damn.
Yeah, damn.
Dukes and Tracy, man.
Come go to rest in peace.
If you don't start that a different way.
No, I'm just letting y'all know who we eating.
That scared the shit out of me.
Our guy Tracy Dukes, man.
It's like, wait.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I scared me.
Nah, I just seen him post. All right, rest in peace. I talked to him yesterday. Rest in peace to Tracy Dukes, Tracy Dukes, man. It's like, wait. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I just seen him post, I love him.
All right, rest in peace.
I talked to him yesterday.
Rest in peace to Tracy Dukes, Tracy Dukes' dad.
They're saying the Puff lawyer quit.
Yeah. Yeah.
One or the main?
The one that was handling the sexual assault claims.
The brother.
Yeah. That might. Yeah, the brother. Yeah.
Tony Rico files to withdraw from representing Sean Combs
writing cryptically, under no circumstances
can I continue to effectively serve
as counsel for Sean Combs.
Consistent with the ABA standards for criminal justice,
there's a whole sheet that went out on this.
Come on, dog, you ain't got to do that.
He says to be relieved as counsel for Sean Combs.
As a result of discussions with lead counsel Mark Fugillo,
I might be fucking that up,
this motion for the withdrawal of counsel is found.
While I am aware that the local rule requires
that an application for withdrawal of counsel
is supported and granted only upon a showing by affidavit or otherwise
of satisfactory reasons for withdrawal.
There are sufficient reasons related to the protections afforded by the attorney-client
privilege for brevity in my application for withdrawal as counsel in this case.
Although I have provided Sean Cohn with a high level of legal representation
expected by the court, under no circumstance
can I continue to effectively serve
as counsel for Sean Combs,
consistent with yada yada yada, like I already read.
Oh.
All right, gentlemen.
It looks crazy.
That's, that's.
It don't sound great.
Yeah, that don't sound great.
It don't sound great.
You get some shit that he might have to saw?
It sounds like, yo, I came across some information.
Yeah. That I can't even.
That is damning.
And morally, I can't fuck with you.
And how that's worded.
It's just what I want my defense attorneys
to come with, morals.
Like, if you don't get in there and defend me.
I asked y'all that question before on here.
If you were, could you do it?
Some people can't.
Could I do what?
If you knew for a fact that the client did it
and you were the lawyer, could you represent them?
As a defense lawyer, you know that every client you have
isn't gonna end up being an attorney.
You shouldn't be a defense attorney.
Yeah.
Right, but it's, you could be a defense attorney
and then again, it could be just something personally
that bothers you as a person that you just can't fuck with.
I just feel like as a, when you take certain oaths,
like a doctor, and even like,
when a doctor has a criminal on his table,
he still has to save that criminal.
Like you took that oath to be a lawyer,
and you know that you're gonna end up defending some people
who've done some horrible things.
You're gonna have to, to take that over seriously.
Pick a different branch of law.
But even it's criminals in corporate law.
You gotta go into law because again if a murderer comes into your office and they murdered somebody,
you're gonna give them 50-50 of your skills?
I think he came across some information that he could win the case. He might have. You gonna give him 50-50 of your skills?
I think he came across some information
that he couldn't win the case.
He might've.
So you wanna keep your record clean
and don't go down the history as the dude that lost?
Yeah, but don't do that.
Don't do all that.
But don't do that public shit.
Yeah, that was nasty.
Yeah.
If that's the case, that's nasty.
If it's something where-
Puff might've cursed him. What was nasty?
The public statement.
The public statement that way.
He didn't make a public statement. That statement that you just read. What you was nasty? The public statement. The public statement that way. He didn't make a public statement.
That statement that you just read.
What you just read is his public statement.
It's public because the statement is public once you file it.
He didn't open his notes.
Oh, that was a petition to the judge.
Yeah, that was to the judge.
And that's made public so people can read it.
And he knows that at this high level.
But I get it.
He has no choice. I'm withdrawing. so people can read it. And he knows that at this high level. But I get it, I get it.
He has no choice.
He has no choice.
I thought that was just like a press release.
This is not a press release,
not to say that he won't do one, but this is not that.
Okay, I took that the wrong way.
I think that's still horrible giving it to the judge.
No, I gotta give it to the judge straight.
Pause.
I disagree, but let's go.
In order for you to be withdrawn from a case like that,
you have to have reason.
He could have said it's a conflict of interest.
He could have said a number of different things
that even if it, let's just say hypothetically,
and I sound like I'm capable of not,
again, I'm being objective.
If this is the judge that's gonna oversee the case, right?
So now you say that to that judge,
you just could have potentially put,
let's plant a seed to that judge that
the defendant is on bullshit
and I can't represent him no more.
The judge damn near like, all right, let me look for it.
I disagree with that.
Would that be on ethical?
But also isn't there a jury, so.
I disagree with that.
I mean, the judge is important, but yeah.
The judge is there to be a judge
and part of being a judge is
you can't plant a seed with me.
Do that shit with everybody else.
One, two, if he has to protect his bar,
what's the lawyer shit?
If he has to protect his lawyer shit.
We just heard that in ASAP case where the judge asked him,
hey buddy, explain to me how you're even ethically allowed
to continue to this case.
Answer me, I need to hear from you.
It sound like one of them instances to me.
And if you're not,
the judge ain't the person to play with in that.
I just hate it because it just looks like a smoke signal,
a red flag to any other lawyer who might wanna pick
who did he might decide for the case.
But he wasn't the main.
And not just like-
I don't know who the main was, but-
You name some dude.
You name some dude.
Oh, I did name him.
You name some dude. Oh, so they just removing him. Oh, so they're just removing him from the,
there's a other set of-
He boogie.
Okay, I mean, and I'm not as mad at it again.
Does this change, does this change,
I know we had some people here that thought
that Puff might get off.
Yeah, I had that high take and I'm not gonna lie.
Does this change anything for y'all?
I think just publicly, it's more damning for him publicly this don't change that I didn't think I think you know
I think I still think you got a percentage to get off
This is the trial or within the lawsuits. I thought this was dealing with just the lawsuits not the actual trial
If this is dealing with the bullshit, yeah, if this is the civil shit, then I don't think it I mean it could this is
United States District Court Southern District of New York,
United States of America against Sean Combs.
Yeah, that's the-
No, that's the case.
That's the case.
That's not the civil.
On September 22, 2024, I was retained by the defendant,
Sean Combs, to serve as his counsel.
I've served as his counsel since that time.
As a result of being retained,
don't make me do all the lawyership.
No, no, no, you read enough.
Yeah.
That's not a civil case.
That trial is still up in,
it's scheduled for May. May, right?
May. Yeah.
I feel like May is around the corner.
It is, it is around the corner.
March, we ain't in March, damn it.
March is next week.
That's not good.
Not too late for some of you hoes to buy jackets.
It's still gonna be a little cold next month.
You can get the little one now.
I ain't wearing no jackets.
You get the light shit.
No, you still need a jacket.
You need a coat.
No, no, no, no, we should.
They not wear no jackets.
No, hoes don't get cold though.
They don't get cold.
I don't know, I only see my girl.
I don't know what these other girls doing.
When we was out the other night and it was Brick, I was looking.
He wasn't looking.
He wasn't looking.
Actually, he wasn't looking.
They blow up what I just said. No, you wasn't looking. You wasn't looking. Oh, no, that's right. He wasn't looking. That's true.
They blow up what I just said.
No, you wasn't looking.
You wasn't looking.
No, that was Sade.
I didn't see no line.
He was looking at Sade.
He didn't see the other girls.
I didn't see what girls was wearing.
No, I'm telling you.
It was girls.
It was girls love karaoke.
Yeah.
He was with his girls.
She loved karaoke.
That's all he cared about.
That's true.
I got you, dog.
I'm coming to beers and bottles.
I know that. What is that? What day is it? Sunday. Leave that nigga alone, man. I'm coming to beers and bottles, I know that. What day is it?
Sunday. Sunday?
Saturday.
Oh no, Saturday.
Saturday, Saturday.
Oh, even better.
Oh yeah, we outside.
I'm pre-gaming with this.
I'm hitting my pre-game with my guy.
What bottles you get?
What bottles you got on the ride?
Some Bulls Farm.
Let me see what else.
Ginger beer.
Lemon drops.
Bad Red Bulls. What else is he going to get? That should be his bag. Let's see what else. A lemon. Ginger beer? Lemon drops.
Bad Red Bulls.
What else is it going to get?
The big bottle of Poland Spring.
The big jug shit.
You drink Poland Spring?
I mean, I do.
It ain't my choice, but I'll drink it.
Gotcha.
Look what niggas is doing.
You too rich, bro. I ain't rich as shit, yo. You're not bad. I got a 40 pack in the crib right now.
Of what?
Poland Spring.
Right from Costco, the big joint.
Poland Spring is some fire pollution to drink.
No, no.
Yeah, tell me.
Yeah, I wanted to hear where your real brain was going.
No, I enjoy that type of pollution sometimes.
Like if you're real thirsty and you can taste the fucking dust particles,
I said that before in this part.
It builds the antibodies.
Put some ice in it.
Yup.
It builds the antibodies.
You need to let dirty shit sometimes.
Y'all wanted to ask y'all,
we talked a little bit about sports earlier.
What y'all think about the Bobby Porter suspension?
Oh, for uh,
25 games.
Banned substances.
It was banned substance.
His assistant gave him trauma,
trauma doll that he does have a prescription for,
but he told him it was torrid all which is allowed by the league.
Trauma doll isn't and he tested positive for us.
And now you got to serve a 25 game suspension for that.
25 is a lot of games. That's a lot of games, bro.
It's a nerve, it's pain medicine.
It's painkiller.
It's painkiller.
Painkiller.
So has he, does anybody know, I'm just asking,
has he been caught doing this shit before?
Oh, I don't know.
Because 25 games is a lot for your first go.
That's a lot of games, it's a third of the season.
And it's without pay.
And it's without pay and it's without pay
Yes, and I'm saying like typically your first your first punishment is not that many games That's not that heavy you'll get five ten game shit like that 25 games is a lot like that's repeat offender type shit
could be
Yeah, I don't see anything about
Don't I mean I understand what you're saying.
If it's a banned substance
that they're trying to make an example of,
I don't, I'm not familiar with Tromadol, Tordol,
or any of the dolls.
I got Tromadol in the crib.
You got one at the crib?
Tromadol, we're good.
Yeah, Tromadol.
Tromadol?
You got some in the crib?
Tromadol, we're good.
What does it do?
You juicing, bro? No. Itumatol work good. What does it do?
You juicing, bro?
No.
It's a painkiller.
It's a painkiller.
Wow.
My bad.
Strong one.
I thought you were trying to get jacked.
Trying to get his voice right.
Taking that Traumatol.
What is it?
That pain in his foot.
That's the shit Imani's taking.
That's the wrong one.
Yo, yo.
I'm not having... I'm like two months behind, but chill out.
I ain't taking it no more, Dave. You're off the teeth
On a tee. That's why you go teeth in and out. You just said
Not the trauma though, I think it's a nerve
It's for like nerve defect. It ain't as bad as a
Oxy it's a painkiller. It's like a couple steps on like they'll give you that it's not as happy You get you probably get buckets on a oxy. It's a painkiller. It's like a couple steps on, like they'll give you that. It's not his habit.
You probably get buckets on an oxy.
No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
I definitely would call him on a,
that nigga's putting in the pain
off the oxy.
Move you right out the way.
Move, move.
Look out of there.
That nigga.
Is there a world in which he thought he was taking
the pteridol and ended up being the tromodol?
That's what happened.
It's spelled very similar.
He told him this is pterodol.
His assistant gave him the pterodol
and then he realized it was tromodol.
He didn't think he was taking that.
Even with that, that sounds very possible.
That sounds very possible.
25 games is a lot of games.
It's a lot. It's possible, go sit down and think about it. Go sit down and think 25 games is a lot of games. That's a lot.
It's possible.
Go sit down and think about it.
Go sit down and think about it.
Think about the spelling.
Next time you'll read the bottom.
There's got to be some information that's
left out of this equation.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
Go sit down, 25.
Homegirl just got suspended too.
Clarissa Shields.
Yeah, she did.
For weed, right?
For marijuana use, yeah.
Wait, what she did?
Marijuana use.
She tested positive. So they suspended her? Yes marijuana use up. Wait, what she did? Marijuana use. She touched the positive.
So they suspended her?
Yes.
In boxing.
Yeah.
Hanging with Papoose.
Give him a kiss after the game.
I'm out of the fight.
You did?
No, I'm bragging.
No, we talking shit.
We're filling up that itinerary.
All right, baby, let's go to the beach.
We out.
All right, time to bust a move. We out. Oh my Lord. I don't have nothing else to the beach. We out. Alright, time to bust some moves.
We out.
Oh my lord.
I don't have nothing else to talk to y'all about.
I really don't.
If y'all have something y'all wanna talk to me about,
I'm down.
I wanted to ask if y'all getting y'all bodies
ready for March 1st.
Cause the niggas think they just about to walk
into the gym and start hooping.
Yeah, so I like fucked up.
Nah, I'll do something with my body before then.
So you backing out?
You better not fucking back out, yo.
You're not coming?
You're my guy.
He's in the leg area.
Even if you don't play, you should come.
My leg fucked up, but I'm coming.
Yeah, it's still coming.
What's your leg doing?
Your knee?
My leg.
Nah, that's what I'm gonna be down in.
You can take your trauma don't it?
Stop walking.
Word, I'm gonna get a devid dog.
Stop walking with cleats on concrete, nigga.
You got water in your knees.
So you're gonna limp to the section on Saturday.
Yo, what's up with you, dog?
You're gonna get a cane.
Go get your knee fixed, yo.
Go get a check.
I'm scared.
The shortage?
No, my knee fucked up, but I'ma get a check.
Come on, Asher.
It's stretching, yo, it's stretching, for real.
No, that's what we say.
You need to get your shit right,
because your daughter don't care that your knee hurt.
You damn sure don't.
Kids don't give a fuck about that.
Yeah, heavier and heavier.
Niggas, I walk down and says, one, two.
One, one.
No, two, two, three, three.
Yes.
Oh, is that bad?
Yeah, nigga.
You got a slight tear there, you gotta go.
Yo, yo, yo, I key, I key.
You get your Wikipedia, huh?
Wab M.D., they're getting my ass ass outta here.
You need surgery, yo.
Take care of yourself, bro. You need a knee replacement. No, no, no. Or surgery.
Or therapy.
Wab M.D. think you have cancer in your knee, yo.
No, you do therapy for two months, you'll be good.
Exactly.
So you ain't got too much of a scrap in you.
Nah.
I'm strong, though.
What?
That's not funny.
Why you doing that to my man, yo?
That's them laughing at you.
It don't matter.
I know how to fight.
Why you telling me?
I ain't fighting you.
I'm answering you.
I'm just answering you.
Okay. Lot of nicks. I'm just nothing to my man, yo. That's what I'm laughing at. It don't matter. I know how to fight. Why you telling me?
I ain't fighting you.
I'm answering you.
I'm just answering you.
Okay.
A lot of niggas be winded, get they ass whooped.
You just got a whole bunch of strength for nothing.
So you good at the squabble break out of the mix and bottles.
Even winded.
I'm going to kick the nigga ass that's hopping around in front of me.
You come in.
I don't need too much wind.
You're going to go, oop.
Old school sweep. Adrenaline kick that nigga. You come in. Hey, I don't need too much weight.
You're gonna go like, whoop.
Old school sweep.
Adrenaline kick it, nigga.
You don't feel a knee, nothing.
Old school sweep had you on the ground, bro.
Nah, when your adrenaline kick in.
That mean you don't fuck on top anymore either.
What?
That put the knee breaks.
Every time you talk about hitting something,
you do that eee.
That's why you can't do that little.
You can't get up under there no more.
That used to be my move.
That used to be that.
So you're not dominating no more.
Nah.
Like in the sex game.
Nah, you do the side position.
So you the submissive now.
You the side position nigga now.
Say whatever you want.
Yeah, you just gotta lay down.
That's why you don't talk shit no more
than you did two years ago when your knee was fine.
You scooch up when you should take them off
for you while you laying down. Do I nut? I don't know. I don't know what you doing. I don't talk shit no more than you did two years ago when your knee was fine. You scooch up when she take them off for you while you laying down. Do I nut?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Y'all say whatever you want.
So you lady like a pretty prince.
I'm asking you though.
Like a pillow prince?
That's crazy.
Pillow prince.
You scooch up when she take them off for you?
Nice.
Nigga.
Get your leg fixed so you can get back to you.
All of us have scooched up before.
You never scooched up before?
I never scooched up before.
I never scooched up before.
I never scooched up before.
I never scooched up before. I never scooched up before. I never scooched up before. I never scooched up before. I never scooch up when she take them off for you? Nice. Nigga. Nah, get your leg fixed, yo.
Get your leg fixed so you can get back to you, yo.
You never scooched up before so she could take the drawers off?
Cap, you have.
I never did that.
Every dude has.
Every dude has.
Come on.
Wait, did what?
When your girl about to give you head
and you got your drawers on, she like trying
to take your shit off.
You know what I mean?
I'm not a head guy.
You don't go ahead and insist a little bit. Ice don't like head. I'm not a head guy. You don't go ahead and insist a little bit.
Ice don't like heads.
I'm not a head guy.
Ice don't like heads.
He's gotten head before.
I'm not a head guy.
But not like, shit, scooch up, take my shit off him.
She scooched up and took the shit off.
No, fam, I ain't a head guy like that.
I'm telling you, that's not my back.
So.
No, nigga, I was blood-eyed.
I'm like Batman.
I want to clown him, but I do understand the guys that say that.
What, the damn head guys?
The scooch and the head guys.
Yeah, I totally understand.
I'm like, I'm not a head guy.
I'm not a head guy. I'm not a head guy. I'm not a head guy. I'm not a head guy. I'm not Batman. I want to clown him but I do understand the guys to say that.
What the school chair and the head guys?
Yeah I totally understand.
Shit I'm probably that.
I get it.
Then you run across.
These niggas are always hot.
Gobble gobs.
Thanksgiving all over again.
Then you run across a little gremlin.
Mrs. Gargoyle.
Hey.
Hey.
Who is this?
Garglet garglet, Mrs. Garglet.
Broke go.
Then you run across one of those special men.
It's like, holy shit.
Yeah.
Shit for life.
Nah, you wildy. Shabby like, eating. Nah, you wildin'.
Saving heaven.
Yeah, you always see this shit with the girl
leaving out the nigga house.
And she go to the ring doorbell.
Oh, yeah.
Start going on her mouth like this.
Nigga said, yo, just after she knocked you out,
she like, you know, she reminding you she a throat goat.
She put her mouth on the ring doorbell like this.
That's crazy.
One of them get you.
Change your whole thoughts about it.
That's not true.
That didn't even hit my algorithm.
That's not true.
What's not true?
What he saying?
But why you say that?
How do you know, bro?
You think you ever had a good head?
Ice is potting, my nigga.
Absolutely.
No, he got...
Ice is potting, my nigga.
I'm not potting.
You are potting.
He got some good head before.
And did he change his...
How you know?
Pause, nigga.
Yeah.
I'm still changing. I'm telling you why I know. You know. I'm telling you why I know. He got some good head before. I don't know what you talking about.
I know for a fact.
I swear up, B.
I know for a fact he got good head.
I can't, I can't.
All right, I love that.
Listen, if...
I'm not really the nigga that exposed the Eskimo brother shit, but sure that got him
right?
Face off, galore.
What?
Treated him right, chub rock.
What?
Treated like a lake.
It didn't change my life, because again, I'm trying to find her.
Nigga.
Give him information.
Nigga, she?
Oh, you looking for her?
No, no, I found her.
Oh, you following her?
No, I found her first.
Oh, you were looking for her?
You passed on.
When I?
I know who y'all talking about.
Yeah, you seen her before?
Yeah.
You seen her on tour before?
Mm-hmm.
They come a tornado, my fun. Tour goats. Why oh why did you have to leave and go away. Oh yeah. I love Freeze. Big Freeze. I saw this stuff. Freeze had some Tidy Whities on too. Marathon joint, Marathon Tidy Whities.
And they was blue.
Blue Marathon, blue with glitter.
They had the striped Tidy Whities.
I'm not a head guy.
He had the shit with the polka dots on.
Freeze had the legendary on. The three packs.
They got the Fruit of a Loam choice.
Oh my God.
Let's go Freeze.
I'll let these niggas play with you Freeze.
We old dog.
Target on Sellos don't like that no more.
They moved on to the Goodfellas or something.
Oh yeah. Goodfellas. You shopping at Goodfellas E? What? What you mean where you shopping at now?
Where you shopping at now? You don't go to Target no more. What you talking about? Where you shopping at now? You don't go to Target no more?
Where you going? I go to Target for different things but I'm not going there for the draws niggas.
I'm saying with whom? By yourself? For the dope? Yeah. Respect? Buy myself draws. What the shit?
What the fuck you going with somebody else? Same my nigga. You know? Stop. Alright. Stop. Respect? I'm buying myself drawers. What the shit? What the fuck you going with somebody else?
What you saying my nigga?
You know?
Stop.
Alright.
Stop.
What?
I'm not doing nothing.
You didn't do nothing.
I got him.
I didn't do nothing.
Don't try to jump on him prematurely.
Don't ask me where I go do nothing.
Exactly nigga.
What you walking?
You can't.
What you walking nigga?
In here you can't ask me where I go do stuff.
Why not?
Because.
What you walking? I just want to know how you moving around, how you feeling?
Are you back in the trains?
Trains is dangerous out here.
Are you with the hell angels again?
You riding bikes?
You playing number two to the hallies?
What do you do?
I'm Ubered out.
They can tell when I'm on a single, they take the car.
Oh, shit.
See?
He added that.
I wasn't going to say to. You just said that.
I wasn't going to.
Wait, I thought that was the joke.
That wasn't the joke.
No, it wasn't the joke, nigga.
So what you mean, he got to take the train and all that shit?
I thought that's what you was saying, tell me.
Cause he, cause he always.
When I'm on he gets single boy.
He knows somebody in the booth at MTA.
He get the free, he get the free metro.
Yo.
That bitch got the track on.
They come get him out of there.
Yo. He get the free metro. You the only nigga that can do. Let me ask y'all a question. Yo
Yeah, get a kick out of making me seem broke that's not broke that's not broke I get a kick out of making me seem like the gigolo nigga. Yes
Definitely the jiggalo. You can have money and be a jiggalo.
I'm a jiggalo, jiggalo.
Yeah, you know the song, nigga.
But you just always, you have a way about you
that makes you get things.
Yeah, that nigga was at the car wash when she came.
We're getting at the car wash, yeah.
He was feeling the tank up.
Bitch was like, hey dog, get your ass out of this.
He was lit.
He put miles on that shit.
That nigga was, he went e-drop on the work, he headed to Boston.
He was lit.
He going somewhere far.
Soon as she get out this car for work, boy.
Delaware.
He out.
That nigga driving there in Texas.
Yo, but not too much on E, man.
Leave my man alone, yo. My man, man. Let my man alone, yo. Let my man alone, yo.
This is my man alone, yo.
This is what your man here, it was in my name.
That shit, that's your...
Nah, it wasn't in my name.
He be lying.
It wasn't in my name.
That nigga E.
E that nigga, son.
Imani Jersey is up in the sky somewhere.
I'll pay a note, I'll pay a note or two.
This shit's in the rap, this nigga.
It ain't gonna be in my name.
No, your jersey's in the sky somewhere, man.
This shit be going like this up and down.
Every time you do some shit, go.
The Jersey Garbage?
Yeah. I'm not paying no to two. This shit's in the Raptors, nigga. It ain't gonna be in my name. No, your jersey's in the sky somewhere, man. For real.
This shit be going like this up and down.
Like every time you do some shit, go.
The Jersey Garbage?
Yeah.
Shit be like this.
He's saying shit come out of the Raptors to the court.
Nigga, he always gotta connect to like,
I just be watching this nigga like damn, son.
He get that car and start doing weird shit
like buying driving shoes, like all types of accessories.
Driving gloves?
Yo!
Yo, I put gas in the car.
I put gas in the car, yeah.
Put gas in it.
Yo, you bought some Cole Haunts.
This nigga's an idiot.
I ain't gonna lie, there was a point in time where
You wasn't putting gas?
I ain't gonna do that.
Oh, damn.
Oh, boy.
What?
I respect that.
What?
It's not cool, but I respect it.
Nigga, when I was broke and I put gas in my wife's car,
nigga, she flipped.
She got out of work, that shit was on E.
She was tight.
Right there, though.
Just enough to get you in.
That shit, you know what would no longer say to my eyes?
That shit say low, just start crashing. That shit got a line, a dash. My wife used to my eyes? That shit say low. Just start clashing.
That shit got a line.
A dash.
My wife used to be tight calling me because she texted.
I didn't give a fuck.
I was asleep, nigga.
I used to get out at five in the morning,
leave that shit right there, and they go, E.
That was fucked up.
I could have stopped at the gas station.
Very fucked up.
Now she buying pool tables.
That's what you get.
I'm paying for all that.
I'm paying for all that.
But it was fun at the time.
Just imagine, nigga, you just, and I see it too, on the Grand Central,
it's all shit, it's about to be empty.
I think it's still making home.
Start driving, turn the AC off.
Turn the AC off, heat go off.
Put the smile fucking running.
Put it neutral when you go downhill.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yo, I got a story.
You put it neutral when you get to the light. I got a story about
somebody that
yo, I ain't gonna lie, you a generous
nigga. Cause when we was all living in
Totua. Positivity highlighter.
When we was all living in Totua, there was one car
keeping a stat. And all
of us was using that one car. For real.
And Joe had no problem with it. Yo, you got
something to do? Alright, cool. So out
of respect, you just go ahead and fill it back up.
Nigga had you driving.
One nigga.
One nigga, boy.
Whenever you get that car, that shit.
One nigga.
That shit be on D.
He make sure you drive so that you got to pay the toilet.
That's why he don't want to be.
Yep.
Stop.
All right, we ain't even.
Take that.
Hey, yo.
Fix that. That's what I'm saying. You could just even... Take that. Hey, yo. Fix that.
That's what I'm saying.
Come on, my boy.
You could just tell the nigga that, I tell you, I mentioned it.
You could tell my man reaction.
Nigga let the nigga go, eat!
Niggas get tickets on this shit.
Don't pay the tickets.
Let me go to the gas station and put the shit that saved the gas in the little bottle he
used to have.
Come on, man.
Nah, you did good.
You was all right.
That's good.
You were good, nigga, son.
That's why you act the way you act now.
Thank you, guys.
You gave so much back to this.
You gave so much back to this.
You gave so much back to this.
You gave so much back to this. You gave so much back to this. You gave so much back to this. You gave so much back to this. You gave so much back to this. that saved the gas, you know the little bottle he used to have, like come on man. Nah, you did good, you was alright.
That's good, you a good nigga, son.
That's why you act the way you act now.
Thank you guys.
You gave so much back to society in the beginning
when you had nothing.
I appreciate y'all.
I was driving that shit to Far Rock.
Damn.
Like this shit was here.
What?
That nigga, he get to driving to the Bahamas,
Puerto Rico.
Tobago, come on man.
Yeah, he get going. They went crazy on man. Yo, they gone crazy.
They gone crazy, man.
Nah.
That's nuts.
How's everything with the family, Ian?
Amazing.
Son just turned 10.
10?
Yeah.
Big family.
I'm Amanda.
Shout out to my baby Xander.
Love you.
Family's good, mom's good, dad's good.
Good, good, glad to hear it.
Glad to hear it.
I ain't got nothing else, man.
I'm chilling.
Oh, the fake coffin shit. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, glad to hear it. I ain't got nothing else, man, I'm chilling. Oh, the fake coffin shit.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, somebody break it down.
Somebody want to talk about it?
Explain to me the latest trend.
I guess it's some trolling shit, I don't know.
But, so a couple days ago.
It's a weird troll.
It is very weird.
Couple days ago, a fake coffin appeared at 6ix9ine's house
and it had RIP King Von on it.
And he, you know, he does.
So he did some bullshit around it.
And then-
Did he accept it?
He was, he's talking about, I wanted to keep it.
Like he kept saying all kind of shit.
They'll auction it off.
But they had to take it.
Don't accept it.
Put it in the auction. For real. It's up to anything else. Don't accept it. Put it in the auction.
For real.
It's up to anything else.
So let me ask you, it was a King, I mean, Lifestyle's coffee?
Yeah.
And it was written on their rest in peace King bar.
So then, a day or so after that, one appeared at Khaled's house.
DJ Khaled.
DJ Khaled.
And it said, RIP Drake on it.
Same style and all of that.
The Khaled situation was crazy to me
because it was, they said a truck pulled up,
his security told him we had a delivery for them
and they let him in.
I'm like, everybody getting fired off of that.
For real? What? Also fired off of that. For real?
What?
Mm-hmm.
Also, everybody's doing that.
What?
Letting delivery people in.
Not if you don't call a main,
it depends on what your security level is.
Not where I live.
It depends on what your security detail is, Joe.
For sure.
Like, yo, if you got them niggas or real,
you might call a main house and say,
hey, are we expecting a delivery?
Yeah, you may have two stops along
You know I'm saying like that's possible. I
Don't know how it goes it's above my pay grade. I'm just saying it's a possibility that
Cuz now I'm above your pick. Give me address. I
Don't have secured some shit right from Costco's to your door
And guess what they gonna bring it to you A juice joint, a paint casket.
Guess what they gonna bring it to?
Right to my door.
I don't have a compound where I got security
that stops the niggas from doing that.
You should have multiple stop points.
I ain't no security where you live.
No.
I'm robbing you.
No you're not.
I'm robbing you then.
You ain't gonna let it bang.
No, don't say it.
You ain't gonna let it bang.
You ain't gonna let it bang.
You got a bad leg, nigga.
I'm gonna take all your shit. You ain't got aim it bang. No, don't say it. You ain't gonna let it bang. Chill. You ain't gonna let it bang. You got a bad leg, man.
I'm gonna take all your shit.
You ain't got anything with your leg, man.
Since you got a bad leg, when you and your lady
hear a weird noise in the house, do you still go down?
He said that.
I got the baby.
You go.
You go.
Now, for real, seriously.
Because she gonna get there faster
and be more secure and legit. You can't hop down there and say, hey, hey. What was that? Cause she gonna get there faster and like be more secure and legit. Like you can't hop down there and say, hey, hey.
Like you still go.
He's standing on top of the stairs,
who was that, babe, who?
Who was that?
You all right down there?
You all right down there?
I got the baby here.
I'm a call, want me to call 911?
You still go for real?
Shut up, man.
Do you?
He never answers no questions.
He don't answer a question on the air.
Who the fuck you think is,
I don't answer questions on the air.
Who do you think is going downstairs
if you hear a noise in my house?
The person with two good legs.
Me, nigga.
So by the time you get down there,
they just took everything out of the house.
They done cleaned you out.
You said you go down the steps one.
My house ain't that big, bro.
Would you look into the knee replacement
if that's what was needed? I don't need that. Yeah bro. Would you look into the knee replacement if that's what was needed?
I don't need that.
Yeah, you probably got a light tear.
If it was needed though, and they said you needed one.
If anything is needed and the doctors recommend
me doing something, yeah, I'm open to it.
That's just painful.
Quality, no, but the things that make you need
a knee replacement are more painful than the replacement.
Nigga, my mom had both knees.
Nigga, you should be rubbing bone on bone
with no cartilage in the middle.
That shit is different.
Did your mother have one too?
My mom had two.
Yeah that shit don't be no joke.
My mother got both her knees replaced three different times.
And now they're suggesting her right one
needs to be done again.
She say, yo I'm cool.
I'm just, I'ma rock out with this.
So if I need work done on like a ceiling,
I can't call you.
Why? It's gonna take a little, I can't call you. Why?
It's gonna take a little longer.
The ladder, you're not getting up and down the ladder no more.
It's gonna take, we got the scaffold.
You know how the guys do it.
A little heck in there.
Yo, hey yo, heck me.
Go up there please.
You're not getting up and down the ladder.
You're racist, yo.
Me racist.
I can't believe this nigga cut off that contrasted president shit.
Benz needed a motherfucker ain't it?
Oh my god.
All the fucking civics back on the road.
Yeah, this thing's an idiot.
That shit was different.
It felt good for a little bit.
I had to go get shoestrings over there the other day.
It was in and out.
Boop boop.
Boop boop.
He's right.
Okay, again, for the last last time I Don't have anything else
Wendy we could talk about later Kim K. Su that was fucked up that Kim K ship we could talk about it later
The stemmy what is that?
Stimmy sirens to me chance. Yeah, the scams is on the rise
Yeah, ain't nothing new about that is new scams out
The scams been on the rise. Subscribe.
Yeah, ain't nothing new about that.
Is new scams out?
They bunch.
They always make a new scam.
Yeah, your man is talking about giving everybody
in the country five grand.
$5,000.
Elon.
Big Elon.
Delta, right?
Elon.
No.
Elon.
All right, what do you want to do that for?
Wow, what we did?
This is the money that he quote unquote
saved us from all of the overspending
for the Doge program that he's running.
It's gonna work.
Your cousins in there.
I told y'all, Trump get the niggas the money.
Your cousins, they about to start tap dancing in the street.
$5,000 check that they gonna have to pay taxes on probably.
Your cousins.
For sure.
It's cool.
Any financial news we need before we end man?
Two most important stocks that are not publicly available, Elon, Starlink and Andoril.
Andoril is the founder of Lucky Palmer. That's where Oculus was stole from. So remember when Zuckerberg had to go up there and kiss the ring and yeah talk bad about Apple and Rogan because if Trump made him do it.
There's a lot of people who started a gun for Zuckerberg and Palmer is one of
them. So the metaverse, Oculus was stolen, he is the real Iron Man. So when these
wars pop off in the next couple years. They're gonna be hollering at him for sure. They are at Ukraine if you go google it
Yeah, got it, okay
Alright, I am a man of my word
So I am playing brand new Rory featuring Leon Thomas
As a head nod for our 10 year anniversary. I feel like it's the least I can do.
And this record is called Who Are You Anyway? Oh wow, nigga.
It's very mature of you, I'm very proud of you.
I'm mature.
Always.
You my guy.
I'm mature, oh wow, making it.
All right, this record is called Who Are You Anyway?
Featuring Leon Thomas. ["Who Are You Anyway"]
I tried to build you up, you threw those souls back at me
You think that money alone is the rule of being happy You're too pretentious, unconscious, proud to drive
It's just hate, always on about our doubts
You look in the mirror lately lately I know the mirror will say Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway?
Who aren't you anyway?
Are you sure that we met?
I don't recognize that face
Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway?
Who aren't you anyway?
Who aren't you anyway?
Who are them people that you travel with?
Those are the types you used to dance
What are those habits you picked up?
And those is made for breathing
Scares who are fucked up
With them days you train for sleep
I tried to build you up, you threw them stones back at me
You think that money loans, the rule of being happy, happy
You're too pretentious, subconscious, driving, driving
Slave
Always done up but I doubt you looked in the mirror lately
I know the mirror would say
Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway? Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway?
Who are you anyway? That is brand new music from the Roarster
From Rory featuring Leon Thomas
That record is called who are you anyway, it's available in your phone and on DSPs right this second so Check that out if you get a chance. No joke button. All right.
I can smell a joke on you.
Hold up for a minute.
Go ahead.
What's up?
What's up, bro?
What's up, big dog?
I like that.
What's up?
I can tell.
Come on.
I like that.
All right, that's it?
Magneto, full effect.
His tiny dust was fire, too.
Leon Thomas.
I didn't see it yet.
I didn't see it yet, but I heard.
Fire. So I do want to get that.
He won them niggas.
He's having a hell of a year.
For sure.
And I still think he's not getting talked about enough.
Enough.
Yeah, yeah.
Like he's had amazing album, amazing vocalist, amazing talent.
He's been around for Mad Long and that Tiny Desk was just-
Did he win a Grammy?
He won something.
No.
He, for writing.
I don't think he won a Grammy. This writing. I don't think you want a grant
This album I don't think was was eligible because no my mom was a eligible but he came up here and said the reception of the album
And how people are talking about is changing my life and it's gonna be seen in different circles. That's just a classic for sure. I
Am not mad anybody says it. I don't know if enough time is passed
But it was a phenomenal project. Yeah, generally on Tommy shot of Roy, man
That's good
Flip leave me alone. I like that. I said last episode inspiration
When I when I pop when I give you a positivity highlighter when I give you a positivity highlighter moment
You don't want to take it. I think that's it. It's mad niggas in the comments like you know
You would do like a easy two man trade for Roy right now.
Just let it out in the comments.
You would dump up after that, nevermind.
You think that's funny?
I'm serious.
A little bit.
I don't know.
He's trying to get it.
He's trying to put it.
Yeah, hold up for a minute.
What you trying to say up here?
Nah, niggas are saying like, yo, they would easily like to see.
But if he was the GM.
Oh, no, I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't do that.
I think the team that he's doing is dope.
What he's doing today is dope, and I think this team here is dope.
Well, he can still do all that.
Yeah.
Niggas, never mind. Go ahead. Who would you trade? Who would I trade? You would trade Mal for real? I would see if we can just do like cash considerations and shit.
Ferrari?
You got to trade.
You brought up a great topic and now you're being pussy about it.
Don't step on that.
Go ahead.
I know I'm a trade.
Me and you, nigga.
And go over there?
Nah, I go over there.
We just- But that's the trade.
You would have to go over there.
Oh, nah, salute.
Nah, yeah, yeah, me and you.
Go over there?
Yeah.
Let Rory come over here.
Let this shit be the dream team, nigga.
I see what you're doing.
I'm not being funny.
I see what you're doing, man.
I'm not being funny.
I'm not being funny.
I'm not being funny. I'm not being funny. I'm not being funny. I'm not being funny. I'm not being funny. Yeah. Yeah. Let Rory come over here, let this shit be the dream team, nigga.
Oh, I see what you're doing.
I'm not being funny.
I see what you're doing, man.
I'm not being funny.
What you think we get the chip over there to, though?
Crazy.
Me?
Nigga, I'm going, damn, nigga.
Nigga.
I think only one year, though.
The rest will be washed.
The first year at Landon.
Flip.
Nigga's gonna have to put together a package.
A little package, dude.
Oh no, no.
For Flip?
You, Flip, couple second rounders, Daisy.
That's all right.
That's what that roar is, right?
I ain't saying nothing.
I ain't saying nothing.
You trying to get me in the blogs.
Y'all silly as hell, y'all.
You trying to get me in the blogs.
Nope, Shout-Out to Rory, Project On The Way.
Salute, salute.
That's all I got for you, man.
All right. You trying to get me in the vlogs. Nope, Shout Out to Rory, Project On The Way.
That's all I got for you, man.
All right, like I said,
I talked about this project a little earlier.
This is Mud Baby off of Moray.
I'm enough, nigga.
Hold on, stop.
Hold on, what you trying to put you, I shit.
What you trying to put you, I shit.
And that's all they want, Rory, the nigga, get these to him.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
What's up, FedEx Company?
All right, go.
Chill out, yo.
Wait, what?
I'm deaf.
No, I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't make that trade.
I accept.
Wait, what?
Ish.
Yo, I ain't going to lie.
The days of holding you down is over
Over I would not say it's over
Daisy no we get it
What I stand alone
Alone I still get to speak to y'all and be cool with y'all.
Never nigga.
It's over.
Wait, what?
It's over.
It's over.
Wait, Ian.
Nigga, it's over.
Your itch.
Fuck this nigga's on my.
It's over.
Can't speak to me.
No more girls in the karaoke?
It's over.
Nigga, you see me go in that section.
It's over.
Yo, do y'all know Mark Williams,
when he went, when the trade didn't get approved,
had to go back to the Hornets.
He gotta go hoop.
And hoop.
Yeah, you gotta play.
Same with Dawg Connect.
They beat the Lakers the other day with that nigga too.
They did.
They sure did.
He did his thing too.
He did.
What the fuck that gotta do with what I'm talking about?
All right, so if I make that trade
and I can't speak to you no more, you too?
Nah, he can't speak to me.
Yes, ho.
Even if he get paid?
Yes, ho.
He gotta pay me to speak to him.
Damn.
Hey yo, if you go to another network, right?
And get a seven figure deal, let's just say.
Mm-hmm.
You'll be tight?
No.
On arrival, seven figures?
You think Saquon mad at the Giants?
Ooh.
You think I'm getting a seven figure deal?
I'm just asking, you think Saquon mad at the Giants?
I have six figures.
Okay, you know what, in that circumstance, yeah, I'm cool.
Yeah. 500 a year? I'm cool, we can still dahamac. I'm cool. Yeah, 500 a year.
We can still Dap in public.
Is it Prime Rory?
Joe.
Like 2018?
Like that run.
It's 2018 Rory.
Oh my god.
Trade him right?
That's my man. You can only do that because that's my man.
Oh my God.
You good?
I'm getting up, nigga.
You out?
No, you ain't can trade yet.
I mean, you ain't done it.
Oh, man.
All right, Parks.
I'm going to intro it again.
Let's do it.
This is Mud Baby off of Moray's Long Story Short.
That's a good joint.
This album is so fire.
This album is so fire.
This is the best album.
This is the best album.
This is the best album.
This is the best album.
This is the best album.
This is the best album. This is the best album. This is the best album. This is the do it. This is Mud Baby off of Moray's Long Story Short.
That's a good joint.
This album is so fire, yo.
Yo, Stone.
Yo, Stone.
Yo, Stone.
That's my man.
Yeah, yeah.
Way down by the things around me
Thought I had it but it's gettin' but I'm so strong do it on my lonely
go even harder if I got my homies I need a break, help me escape go with the rough times everyday
spin through the mud sometimes mask in the face don't got enough time gotta get straight, hood baby Handcuffs stand front the judge baby, fudge baby
Chocolate gun, look, just show me love baby, hug baby
What I am and I always was baby, show them shrug
Good day, I'ma ask you where I was baby
From the sticks, bitch, fake it, nah, I'm all bent out
Car from the two seats, keep it blick blick
I don't wanna keep that gun, nigga, might shoot shit
I ain't been paid, but I am now, can't live with me
I'm a cash cow, I'm a master, on now, got a big head, I'ma head now
Used to never have it now, I got enough to cover it, never check the balance, my new balance on the mothership
Proud to be a father but they mothers on some other shit, had to swap the car, god damn how they discover it
Way down by the things around me, thought I had it but it's getting heavy But I'm so strong, do it on my low knee
Go even harder if I got my homies I need a break, help me escape
Going through rough times, everyday Been through the mud sometimes
Mask in the face, don't got enough time Gotta get straight
Time to rock up to my kids I don't see him like I want to, everybody in the ear
party gon' tell them I don't want to, that's a lie
Man, you come from mine, how could I not want you?
You always get the real me, I can never stunt you
Sunshine will take your pain away, protection gone on
rain, these days not bitch but got that stain away
Survival guilt's a crazy thing, not lucky bitch I
brave it, it's no accident, I made the hits, was minor
league, I made it, now what I love you bitch. I pray for this no accident. I made it was money
Yeah, I did that
Plates been back
She's so mean But I'm so strong do it on my low D
Go even harder if I got my whole V
I need a break, help me escape
Go with the rough times, everyday
Spill through the mud sometimes
Mask in the face, don't got enough time
Gotta get straight Hmm, yeah I did that, success just taste so good
So I'ma grab my plate and spin back Mmm, I don't sit back
But I know she a demon, she so mean so I'ma sit back
And again, that was Mud Baby by Moray from his new album
Long Story Short, In your phone on DSPs.
Fire project.
The project is so fire, man.
Yeah, I can't wait to check it out.
I can't wait to check it out.
Salute.
I am going uptown.
This is Belano Constantine and DJ Ready C, Underground.
I took a ride up on the underground.
Yeah.
Wanted to be where people were allowed. I'm on the underground
Want you to see where people were alive
Rain rhymes out the clear blue Thank God the years new
All my beats ready made too
Severe tunes bruised shit
Take y'all niggas to school, tutelage
Eating from the fruits of our labor
My stomach huge again, torn down the ivy coast
Lionel got that 90 flow reminiscing
My pops flushing work down the tidy bowl
Fiends getting hidey-hoes, some mothers on the crack binge
Used to idolize hustlers, not these niggas' has-beens
Asses to asses, fast life, grand pricks
Cops canvassed the block, got these niggas trapped in me
Run into an ape, thought it was wonderful today
Find you scullered to remains, we in the jungle what you think?
Some say we jinx devils, advocate, play like clarinets
Niggas stole they souls, they got gambling debts
Glass antecedent, flowers for my ancestors
Y'all niggas never seen a crowd of mantis
I took a ride up on the underground
Wanted to be where people were at
Fuck having high hopes, nigga I'm on grimo
Flying in different time zones, blue like a trombone
Stars aligned in the cosmos, they saying this is God's will
I tell em I know, pockets used to be block oak, now shows in Stockholm, get a Milano
I stock rolls while a Basley Pajos in my lawn, got a shot like John Starks when I'm warm
at a thug com, Starks with these bars, throwing shots from afar
I thought I told the niggas all stoners Wake out of comas like Lamar Odom
Joyride and look the car stolen
Y'all still voting Mark and the Beast
When they bar coders, those are dark forces
Hand solar when I'm skywalking
Underground abortion, tryna clock a fortune
My niggas in the street got peas to put on a forklift
McQueen gauzes gleam on me, it seem flawless I started off V-boying, now I'm pleased to put on a forklift, my queen gauzes Gleam on me, it seemed flawless
I started off V-voying, now I'm spinning parties
I'm pleased to put on a forklift, my queen gauzes
There's Milano Constantin and DJ Ready C Underground
Ish?
Um, pardon me sir, I'm going to Truist and the song is ambiguous
Out the door, there she goes again
This time don't know what to tell her
At this point I don't care to pretend
Cause I know it ain't changing Felt like you came from above
Wish I knew that what I do now Yes it's true, wish it they'd stay both You and me, doctors, pushing pulling strings
I can't be tied down so easily, no
In my dreams, my life ends, fantasies And my room, it don't mean that much to me, no
Lose my phone, I'm asking where I've been
Accusations that I'm living in sin
Truth be told, I they found where we met
I guess something's never changed
Felt like you came from above
Wish I knew that what I'm now
Guess it's true, the shit they say about
Yes it's true, the shit they say about me You and me, the push and pull and strength I can't be taught
I'm so reasonably low in between my life and these fantasies Am I wrong?
It don't mean that much to me, no
You and me
Drugs pushing, pulling strings
I can't be tied down so easily, no
In between my life and these fantasies
Am I wrong? It don't mean that much to me, no I was like, I know that's his kid. That's fire, that's tough.
What's my drink?
Oh, going back to the Full Moon album.
That's my shit.
Brandy, When You Touch Me.
All I can do is sit and think about the ways to love me.
The ways to hold me.
The ways to touch me.
It's quite a perfect song. And all I want is to love me The way you used to touch me It's quite a perfect home
And all I want
Is a home
I'm waiting
I'm ready
Touch me
I'm ready
Wish I could hold you just for a little while Let me lie
I wish I could see you right now
But you're so far away
It's driving me crazy
I'm missing you baby, and the way you touch me
It's unlike anything I've ever felt before
That's how I know I am yours
Now is the time to relax your mind
Hey, oh and don't mind that
I waited for too long, I waited too long
It's the night before, loving you right, you know what I wanna do
I wanna give in to you
Really miss you babe, me back Till you touch me
I want, I want you so So, so, so
Make me lose control So as I see you baby
I'm gonna ask you for sure Will you please touch me?
I'm coming to see you
I'm wearing the dress that you like
I'll be your first plane out
Oh, when I get there
I promise
I haven't been sleeping, no
I've been thinking about the way you touch me
I'm losing all self-control, feel like I'm letting go
And I'm loving every minute
Now is the time to relax
Relax your mind
Going unwind
I've waited for too long
I'm ready
Tonight's the night for loving you like you Oh, I'll hang you right here
Know what I wanna do, wanna give it to you baby
Really miss you baby
And the way that you touch me can't keep me off
Till you touch me
I want you so
You make me lose control
Baby, I wanna ask you to show me
If you can't be touchy
I'm still here
I'm still waiting
What time are you coming?
Shade and I, I'm yearning for you
For you to touch me
I'm thinking of you all day
You are my everything
Said I gotta be your lady I was thinking of you all day Said I gotta be your baby
Now man, what did you do?
You know I really miss you baby
And the ways that you touch me
I get all the way
Till you touch me, how I want you so
I'm out of my mind when I think about you
So you please Touch me, touch me, touch me, touch me
We're nearin' you baby
And I love it when you love me
And you're givin' me
And you're huggin' me
And you're touchin' me
Tryin' to be out of my mind Baby, I'm gonna let you touch me When you touch me
I wanna be your star
When you touch me
I wanna be your star
When you touch me
I wanna be your star
When you touch me
I wanna be your star
When you touch me
I wanna be your star
When you touch me I wanna be your star I really miss you baby
I wish you'd touch me that brandy? Of course. You know what I mean. You think that's a sleeper? I would have argued
that that's on that top 20, not top 20, but top 40 greatest R&B songs of this
century. That's true that's my go-to when I got something new and fresh in the
car back in the day. Back in the day, long time ago. I know back speaking of back in the day. Boy that song
worked with the uh, nevermind. Now you know I know what you're that that song work with the
Now you know I know it's not even important. Mm-hmm. That's all gonna work when I'm leaving bottles and beers
On a late night with me ish getting out of there around 3 a.m. Oh
Nigga he won't try gotta go on put your daughter to sleep
Try to trade. He not going nowhere. He want them niggas coming to Cribbett at 3.30.
Talk over me, nigga.
Talk over me.
Why you be doing that?
I got this.
Why you be doing that?
A nigga he won't trade.
Don't do it with me in it, though.
A nigga he won't try to trade.
Ain't going nowhere.
Why do you think he's a still?
That nigga leave and turn to Super Saiyan 4, nigga.
Nigga won't go sign a contract and still won't get traded.
Bro, don't even entertain him.
It's true.
I have to entertain him. I have to entertain them because one,
we're in the entertainment business at the talking job.
And two, I got to hold my man down.
Wait, who?
Ish.
Oh, I thought he was my work.
Never mind.
If we speaking on NBA terms, I would like to keep Ish.
OK. Any waivers you're picking up? He's my three. Okay.
He's my starting small forward. I think I could send over a doable package and
keep him to the side. So let's continue. Nah you gotta give up. No no no you gotta
give up. You gotta give up. Melo is gotta go. go. Nah, I'm letting go of you and Flip already,
and that's the big deal to me.
So who's your one to-
That takes a large, Flip leaving?
Who's your one to and three?
Without Surf being home,
Who's your one to and three?
Affects, impacts things.
We're gonna ship you and Flip out
with Tanner.
Wait, Tanner going?
With Tanner. Wait, Tanner going? With Tanner and Daisy.
Cash considerations.
And a future first.
For Rory.
Prime Rory.
Now if I'm numb, I need Mella-ish.
As much as it's gonna hurt me. Joe?
Melkin.
What?
You my three.
Man, would you shut the fuck up?
I didn't say I was in, nigga.
Oh, shut up, Ian.
As much as this is gonna hurt the broadcast.
Pardon me for snitching.
No, you good.
So you sending Mel?
Mel, flip.
You, Tanner, cash considerations and a future first.
And a future first round? That's a good one. Pardon me for snitching. No, you good. So you sending Mel? Mel, flip.
You, Tanner, cash considerations and a future first.
And a future first, Ryle?
For Rory. For prime.
For prime Rory, damn.
Rory.
It's like 18, 19.
And then who am I left with?
I'm left with me, Parks, Ish, Ice,
prime Rory and Dr. Fucking Mark Lamont
They think that's not bad
We'll get it done I would want you to though gotta see us in the final when niggas leave would you hire Julia
When niggas leave here, I want niggas to fucking Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Flourish and progress.
You don't think you would have to see us in the finals?
Me, Flip, Mal, Julien.
Hold on, hold on, chill out.
You gotta go pick up Julien.
Chill out, chill out.
Y'all be a mess here.
Core, chill out.
Y'all be a mess here.
All right.
That's crazy.
Core, you're not on this broadcast.
You shut up.
And then you think we ain't gonna pick up? You're pick up picking up J1 and I'm Julian off waivers
come on it as much as that's gonna hurt
J1 I would try to keep just cuz I it's a lot that's yeah they're asking's a lot. They askin' for a lot now. Damn, man, how would the show turn out, man,
if it was just me, Parks, Ice-ish,
and Dr. Mark Lamont here with Prime Rock.
It's a tough trade.
Damn, you gotta think about that one, all right?
I ain't gonna lie, I'm gonna let you know.
I gotta sleep on that.
It's like a Luca trade.
I will call AG to Mark.
If you see this nigga walkin' girls
love karaoke, nigga, call me.
Oh, no, it's not, we be a bestie.
And then they gon' blame it on me,
saying I'm doing some divide and conquer shit.
I'm chillin', I'm chillin'.
Nah, we jokin'.
I'm chillin', it's all joke.
I do think that's a great conversation.
It is, though.
Like podcast trade.
Trade, ooh, fire.
Who we have to trade for, Mona.
Mona, don't call me white girl. Oh.
Like what would you think the trade package would be?
To let you?
Mona's nice. Mona's a good trade.
Good addition.
Let's take it to Patreon.
There you go, Parks.
That's why Parks is the fucking man.
Yeah.
That's why Parks is the man. You just want to give all this fly shit out there. Big him up. Yeah. Smart. That's why Parks is the fucking man. Yeah. That's why Parks is the man.
You just want to give all this fly shit out there?
Big him up.
That's why Parks is the man.
Big him up.
I big him up every day.
Oh, we know who's not getting traded over here.
At all.
Parks GM.
We know who's not even up for trade talk.
Who's unsearchable?
Parks.
Parks.
Parks.
Erickson.
Parks Balinka.
Nick, Parks ain't going nowhere, man.
Nowhere at all.
Erickson.
Oh, Coach, I'm crying, man.
It's all right.
Y'all ain't dumb.
What we get for Cor?
Next time, I'm not trading, Cor.
Cor wouldn't leave.
Cor wouldn't leave.
Cor going to the soil.
Cor ain't going nowhere.
Oh, shit.
That's Rich Paul.
Cor wouldn't even go.
That's Rich Paul?
Yeah, Rich Paul.
Clutch.
All right, let's hit the picture.
I'm going to fry you up.
I'm a friend
Now your loss is gonna be felt the most though. No, no for real your loss is gonna be felt and I'm on your patreon
Now don't worry bridge it bridges on waivers
I play around you want you putting together a little squad
Bridget to
Maddie to would you trade? squad I will put you niggas in the front seat of the car and drive over. With some flowers.
And a car.
And be on top of the water.
Oh boy.
All right, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
You think you're gonna let him say that much again?
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Freeze.
Do that intro.
I'm joking.
You think I'm gonna let him say this, boy?
Niggas, Ice got mad quiet.
Niggas ain't listening.
I wasn't even listening.
I wouldn't trade.
I can't trade freeze.
No, he wasn't listening.
I wouldn't trade freeze.
I wouldn't trade for you.
I wouldn't trade for you.
What headphones on you weren't listening?
Got you.
Wait, his contract goes on
for a day.
I put together a fucking LeBron.
I'm telling you on Wavis, we get you.
Listen, we go to Patreon.
I do have good news.
I have good news.
Talk to the doctor?
God damn right I called that nigga.
What'd he say? I called him just now.
All for real? I went outside and called.
You shitting me?
Said it was just a little bump.
Get that laser off.
And my nosy ass girl, I gotta create distance between us.
No you don't.
No, yes I do.
No you don't.
No, yes I do.
It's too late.
We closer than we should be.
Like I don't think you should be there looking at my MRI.
Okay.
Even though I probably don't go get it if her and Michael Ball don't force me to go get it.
But she in there talking to myself,
I seen your dick on the screen.
I said, yo, you can see a nigga dick on a MRI screen.
She seen your dick in real life, man.
Yeah, but that's different than just the skeleton of it.
Your skeleton look weak.
Weak ass skeleton.
On the sleeve, she's like,
this shit was in there all cut up and sleeve. I was like, all right.
But the doctor says I'm healthy.
Hey.
Let me dox myself right quick.
That's good.
I said, hey, there ain't no signs of cancer nowhere.
Heart looking good.
Prostate looking good. That's good. That nigga shocked me Heart looking good, prostate looking good.
That's good.
That nigga shocked me.
Said, my lungs is looking good.
He said, I see a little bit of your life in there.
But nothing too crazy.
I thought it would be worse.
That's good.
So if I quit right now, I'm good.
He said, yeah.
Cheers to your health.
Word.
Health is wealth.
Word. Yo, don't let that influence you to start doing bullshit now. Go back to your health. Word. Health is wealth. Word.
Yo, don't let that influence you to start doing bullshit now,
go back to eating on the bullshit now.
No, no, no.
That's the other side.
That's making me want to live.
It will push you to quit.
That's making me want to live a little bit now
and encourage my brothers now that I'm on the safe side
of things, go get a check down, man.
Yeah, for real.
We don't know what your organs is doing,
we don't know how much plaque is built up
around your heart.
How much that MRI cost?
Well, I went to a different place.
That's not what he asked you.
My question was, and I'll repeat,
they do consultations.
And I didn't just get the MRI, I got scans as well.
Okay, how much the full package costs?
The full package?
Well, I got the special doc.
Specialty doctor.
Because I know what Isha's trying to do.
I'm not trying to do it.
I got the concierge.
Yo, I'm not you, V it. I got the concierge.
Yo, I'm not you, V.
Shit.
I don't always have an angle.
I'm asking you for curiosity's sake for the room.
2,700.
Oh, that's not bad.
Oh, it's not bad.
Crazy.
No, no, it ain't bad.
But there are cheaper ways to get it done.
Yeah.
You can do pre-nouveau.
I think they're 1,500.
Yeah, I think that's the other one that I turned down, so I'm going to get the fuck out of
my face.
Because it was too. It was too on board. Don't put me in the 1,500 MRI. That's the one one that I turned down told him to get the fuck out my face. Cause it was too. It was too important.
Don't put me in the 1500 MRI.
That's the one that was in the medical center.
That's the one that's bad.
That's the one that's tight as hell in there.
No, no, I'm cool.
Yo, go get your shit's out for real.
Nah, I'm with you.
All of y'all got three grand.
You wouldn't spend it on a blazer,
but spend it on your health.
No, I'ma talk to MP.
Yeah, did you call Michael Paul?
I did.
You was texting me asking me if Michael Paul
and how many did you get?
I did, I talked to him.
You gonna fit in the MRI?
Nah, Michael Paul got some
ill ass service to him.
The XL MRI.
You can talk all night,
you can do whatever you want.
You gotta get the big one.
Wait to Patreon, nigga, if I'm here,
wait to Patreon.
You're gonna get stuck in there.
Wait to Patreon, nigga.
All that trade shit, I set you up for that.
It's gonna hurt me.
The Constitution, but it's gonna hurt me. I set you up for that.
But it's going to hurt me.
Now watch what I do.
And I get Ian Dunlap?
Nah.
When your enemies wanted me to suck.
Me, Ian, Parks, Ice, Freeze, Dr. Mark Lamon Hill, and Prime.
Keep him.
Dynasty.
Six feet.
Umar?
What?
I think we got time. And Umar still down with me?
Oh my God.
Oh go ahead.
You can go you and who you said?
That's alright nigga we can get Charlson White we can get out of jail.
Oh boy.
That's what you talk about.
We got some views.
He fucked up my trade with
Yeah I know. Play it.
He fucked up my trade when the other side wanted to flip. He fucked up the trade with, yeah I know, play it. He fucked up my trade when the other side wanted to flip.
He fucked up the trade, but listen,
I always got a trick up here, you heard,
cause I'm from Queens, you hear me?
I'ma fry his ass up on Patreon.
Make sure you have fucking.
Yo, while I'm joking for entertainment purposes,
just know anybody in this room I wouldn't trade
for the entire universe.
This nigga a lot.
Nigga fuck you.
Nah, that's peace.
I wouldn't trade, anybody that's in this room
right this second, I wouldn't trade for all the money in the world
Friendship and loyalty to me is more important
How you doing today you wouldn't trade you just go
It's been a really really really, really, really good show.
And I would still love y'all after the trade.
My love wouldn't change.
My love wouldn't even change.
Listen, if you've listened to this broadcast, please keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows, God knows, individually and as a collective, each and
every one of us need to be there.
To anybody I offended during this broadcast, my bad, I was just shooting the shit with
my friends, man.
Just shooting the shit, man.
Sometimes the energy in the room feels different from when the broadcast is, man.
I don't want to smoke with nobody, man.
Until the next time, I bid you a due farewell,
adios, ariva durci, hasta la vista, arvois,
so long, goodbye, a simple head nod will suffice.
Remember life is a series of moments.
And moments pass.
And moments pass.
That's for sure.
So let's make this one last as if it is all we have.
And lastly, the baddies are insecure, stagnant women want to travel in the clothes
Minded women want you to teach them things grab you a Tylenol you might need it
We send in a shout out to our sister Melissa who is gone, but here with us in spirit. Hey Queen
And our brother dr. Mark Lamont Hill what's going on for the weekend? Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing, nothing. Nothing, nothing at all. Wash it.
No, yeah, wash it.
Wash that shit.
1000% this weekend.
Yeah man, I'll be home cleaning up the crib
after your girl leave.
Your girl is just a fucking.
That's right.
Leave shit everywhere.
Oh my God.
Kiss your counter, be all fucked up,
bathroom counter.
Fucking Celine boots out of here,
this robe, this little pajama set.
Get all this shit the fuck out of here.
The bath and the bed made all stupid.
I'm getting back to meifying her.
You gotta meify the crib now.
Well y'all can't do that cause y'all live with your girls.
Y'all can't do that cause you live with your girls.
Don't make no face nigga, I said it.
You just gotta live in that filth.
They just girls. Girls just think it's girls.
Girls are dirty.
For sure.
I'm not shooting at nobody here specifically.
Girls just...
Messy as fuck.
Messy.
Bathroom?
And don't know.
They seem to not know.
It's not true.
They never change the bathroom garbage can.
Your girl is messy?
Facts.
Never.
Not my wife, nigga.
It's the opposite. She be on my nerves some time with that shit
Like what's the word lead a church there for the work that when you clean too much when you go CD?
Oh CD. Oh, see that is a neat freak for
My boy wipe it some shit down hyper. It's not a hypochondriac. So I know some no
That's when you're too concerned about your pussy. I just give it
too concerned about your pussy. Come on, just give it to me.
You're a cock-triac.
That's not what I mean?
No, you're an asshole.
Yes, it is.
You're a hypochondriac.
Yes, that's when you're overly concerned with your health,
with the health of your vagina.
You ain't never met a nigga hypochondriac.
You ain't met a nigga hypochondriac.
That's true.
You never met a nigga that say, I'm a hypochondriac.
The girl said, cause the yeast was there longer
than it should have been there.
That don't stop us, we fucked right through that yeast man.
Hey.
Right through that cottage cheese.
Right through that cottage cheese.
Oh you a creep huh?
Hey, oh you a little creep, huh? Oh, you a little cream pie.
Oh yeah.
Old man pie.
Oh, whipped cream.
Derrick likes coffee.
A treat in the middle.
Oh, it's like a Twinkie.
Oh yeah.
We nasty.
What?
Those are our favorite treats as kids with the cream in the middle
Oh shit!
Come on don't do that man
Just a little smell
All you gotta do is hold your breath a little bit and fuck
You get used to it after a bit
No you just hit from the back so you ain't gotta see it
Not from the back you smell it
More, that shit hit you
More punching That back. More punching.
That shit hit you.
That back shot went different, bro.
Did you get that record?
Okay, Pop, you niggas is nasty.
Give me your head up.
I can't understand what.
Your stepson, the stepchildren,
did they send you the record?
Oh, let me ask a good question.
I don't want that record, so I'm back.
I want to hear it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit, hold up. Oh,, oh shit, hold up. Oh shit.
Actually, hold up.
You know what happened?
He got caught.
Oh I forgot, hold up now, hold up.
His girl's ex-fee.
Let me get headphones for this.
Slap.
It's a freestyle.
And this ain't the one I heard.
It came on though.
Nice. I told you all that!
He said, your man a bar tease. This nigga a bar tease I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease
I'm at a bar tease I'm at a bar tease That's what I said. Yeah, I... And now he got a future. He got to keep at it. I think you said that's just a free...
That's fire, yo.
Damn, son of a...
Son of a...
Son of a...
For real.
All right, we are going to Patreon.
Never mind.
You trying to start a war.
Please don't do it.
You trying to...
You can't sign your girl's picture, Dad.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
Why not?
Why not?
I'm going to throw him in a tree package.
Oh my God.
Son of a...
Let's sweeten the deal.
Margot, you're going to be the boss. You're going to be the boss. You're going to be the boss. You're going to be the boss. You're going to be the boss. I'm gonna throw him in the tree package. Oh my God.
Let's sweeten the deal.
My karma.
Something said in this podcast is gonna get me in a lot of trouble. And we didn't edit nothing because Park said fuck it and I ride with Park.
Shout out to Park.
That's what I got.
All right man, let's hit Patreon.
That shit was fire, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
I wonder why the nigga be shitting.
Nah, I didn't say that.
That nigga, he got some shit over there.
All right, we are gone.
Until next time, peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity.
Hopefully y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
We will see y'all next week What would you be without the JVP?