The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 806 | "Yall Don’t Really Have It"

Episode Date: March 8, 2025

Joe, Ice, Melyssa, & Parks kick off the latest episode with more reactions of the JBP’s basketball game from last weekend before turning to the internet’s division over an NYPD detective pole danc...ing in a music video (19:14). QueenzFlip arrives to the studio as the room dives into the news of a Southwest passenger stripping naked on a plane which leads to stories from the cast about their odd airline experiences in the past, plus T-Pain flying commercial (33:37), the crew is divided over whose side to take following Lebron James confronting Stephen A. Smith over his son (1:12:40), and Jermaine Dupri’s tweet over independent artists vs. music labels (1:38:15). Also in new music, Tory Lanez drops a new album ‘PETERSON’ (1:56:55), Teyana Taylor & Aaron Pierre (2:07:54), the passing of more legends including Roy Ayers & D’Wayne Wiggins (2:19:15), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden  Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Tony! Toni! Toné! - “(Lay Your Head On My) Pillow” Ice | Lady London - “Is You Krazy?” Parks | Smif-N-Wessun - “Home Sweet Home” Melyssa | Tony! Toni! Toné! - “Whatever You Want”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing revealing indicting Or telling you anything about themselves Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart or our own. Enjoy the show. Mic check one two one two mic check one two one two. Peace peace peace to the gods. Yeah. Yo yo. How's everybody doing? What's popping? Y'all good? Feeling good man. Feeling great. Great.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Good. How's everybody doing? Fantastic. All right. Wonderful. Couldn't be better. Indeed. Worked out this morning. Did you? I'm sure did. Oh, you're throwing shots already, huh? Yeah. What do you mean? I mean, this is my normal everyday routine.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Got it. As she does the camera pan. I want some, man. Shade. Nothing has made her happier. She's on cloud nine. Nothing has made her happier than this moment. There is actual footage of you telling me to shut the fuck up coming here talking to you guys about your health.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Six months, eight months, ten months, twelve months? And talking about actually doing a Pilates class with all of you on camera. True. Yeah, so, yeah, it feels really good right now actually. It does. It feels really good. How you feeling? Just gotta let it get its shit off her.
Starting point is 00:01:34 I mean everybody wanted me to read comments and stuff, I was like, that's overkill. I'm sure they've seen everything as it is. What'd you write up now? Oh hell the fuck you had to do. That is the one time that I did read the comments. Boy, they did not. She heard it, you gotta let her get her shit off. Yeah, but why is she getting off? Being correct, being right.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all do it when we have that, I told you so, that moment. She told us what, That we were unhealthy? Yes. Yes. And niggas didn't want to hear it, shut her down. And now we proven to be unhealthy.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Why we look like sacks of shit, look like bags of laundry. I'm sorry, I'm going too far. But I can get a little bit of, I wasn't there. We could still not want to hear none of that shit. We could still not want to hear that shit. True. She could still get her shit off though. And we could still say shut the fuck up
Starting point is 00:02:27 and just let me speak for me since all these niggas tucked and ran. They were. Let me just speak for me. That's crazy. Let me just speak for me since I'm the only one here. That's wild. The crazy part is that you performed the best
Starting point is 00:02:44 at the game. I refuse to acknowledge it. You know you did. Yeah, you did. That's awesome, but that's not how I left feeling. That's not how I felt for two weeks. After I have made major life changes, that is the heaviest that I probably have ever been.
Starting point is 00:03:00 That scale said like 236. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You'll never be up there. But dog, my girl come cook for me. I do the Uber Eats. When she here, I wild out. I start fucking big ass omelets, all my favorite meals back to back.
Starting point is 00:03:18 My mom cooks for me, my dad cooks for me. If I don't watch it. It's easy, bruh. If I don't watch it now. Bruh, bruh. If I don't watch it now. Bruh, like, you know. I put on a few pounds. My girl cook all the time. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, all the time.
Starting point is 00:03:34 And you don't even realize it. I stepped on the scale and I thought it was broke. I've never seen what it said on the scale. And I was like, oh shit. Yeah, I done talked to the trainer already. It must've been hot, cause you didn't even say the number. No, I'm not saying the number. Like, I know what, you know you got your normal weight, where I'm usually around here, and
Starting point is 00:03:51 then you're like, okay, you have your moments where I've spiked, I'm up here a little bit. I've spiked as a guy. I'm ten past the normal spike. Oh my lord. I said, what? Okay, nah. The problem is you guys wear clothes that are way too comfy and give you a lot of room.
Starting point is 00:04:10 You know what I'm saying? You have to have like a pair of jeans or something like that. Like something from your normal weight. Hanging up as a fucking reminder. And then you try to put those fuckers on at least once a month. And if you can't button that shit or get it up over your hips and ass
Starting point is 00:04:27 You whilin. It's telling you something. I still fit my jeans from high school. I don't know you're the exception to the rule up here Okay, I was five you got a lot of weight distribution high metabolism You're happy to all my jeans to I think all of them still Problem is life is too comfortable. If you make it so. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:04:49 God has made it so. Well, you got money. This is not my doing. It ain't even just about that. I ain't got money, life is still comfortable. You ain't poor. You doing well. Okay, okay, go ahead, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:05:00 You doing pretty fucking good. Okay. I'm just saying, life was too comfortable for a little bit. You gotta do nut head shit, like run to a basketball court at seven o'clock on a Saturday night. Really see what the gauge is. But I'm glad people are having a blast.
Starting point is 00:05:15 If you haven't seen it, it is on Patreon. Advertise. I'm just telling them where it's at. What's here? It's pay-per-view. Yeah? It's pay-per-view. Quick 20 and get you in the game. A 14 on the on site. I told everybody. It's 14 on site on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:05:38 On the app, you got to pay to. Because of the Apple. Right, right, right, right. So 14 or 20, either way, well worth it. Well worth it. People really did enjoy the group activity. So much so that I did a poll. I did a poll on my page. I didn't see the poll.
Starting point is 00:05:53 What's the next sport? I didn't see that. So I asked everybody what should be the next group activity. 4,587 responses. Mel teaches Pilates, bowling, escape,587 responses. Mel teaches Pilates, bowling, escape room, paintball. What'd we get? View results.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Mel teaches Pilates, I'm sure. 61% Mel teaches Pilates. Of course. 11% bowling, 17% escape room, 12% paintball. So you're gonna teach Pilates? I should. You know, I've been waiting. Listen, you know what I told you?
Starting point is 00:06:29 I know, I know, I know. I wanna get a private studio so that, you know, your ego does not take a hit. You know what I'm saying? So, I'll do Pilates. So now that we know that we can rent things like basketball courts and studios. Sure.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Yes. Yes. Yes what? Yes, let's rent a studio. Mel, I am not renting a studio and bringing cameras and staff to watch you be fine. I'm not gonna, no, no, no, no. We can't hit a headbutt, stretch right. Get this club shades and pull shit outta here.
Starting point is 00:07:02 I'm not gonna get on a reformer board. I'm not gonna do anything. I'm just literally just going to teach and 61% of the vote it's there to see you just do shit. Listen, I'll wear Fluffy tracks no suit. I don't know Yeah, no thought you said they just want to see her do fine shit I think they want to laugh at us too. That's true. A lot of them want to laugh at us, bro.
Starting point is 00:07:27 They getting, I watched that clip with Ish acting like he about to take a drive and instead took a dive. I had that shit on the loop. I'm in the crib laughing. I damn near woke people up. Cause he just knew he was getting ready to go and do something. Just face plant.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I'm not mad at him. Your mind say one thing, your body say something else. And what a wake up call. Listen, God'll learn you. God'll learn you now. So I'm cool. I check my closet. There's nothing form fitting in there.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Like I don't have to, I'm not getting married tomorrow. I'm not putting a tucked on. But yeah, check back in April though, big dog. Yeah. Don't even worry about it. The whole rest of March and the niggas got to get their vacay body back. Yeah, no, don't worry about it. That's the other part. We never cared about vacay body. Like niggas was cool being, no, I care about it cause my girl go out there and take a bunch of pictures and want me to be in them. So then I look like shit and then she look good again.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Same. No. I'll take pictures of you. I'm going to sit over here. I want to be in the picture. Yeah, but then they didn't have. Come on, baby. Come on, come on, please.
Starting point is 00:08:38 That's what you do. Hurry up. Hurry up. I can't breathe. Hurry up, god damn it. Babe, babe, come in the water with me. Come on, don't just stand over there. Oh God.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Babe look the fish. Look how pretty the fish is, you missing it. What the fuck about this fish? Yo girl, I'm trying to go back to the room, getting your fish, and go to bed. I don't care about none of this shit. None of it. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Oh man. That is funny. All right, let me see what's going on here, man. Hey. Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two. Salutations, greetings, man. Back to back part of the month here. Just here to kick it with y'all, man. Just here to back part of the month here Just here to kick it with y'all man
Starting point is 00:09:28 Just here to kick it, have a good time, rest in peace with one of the goats Ayy This goes out to you, and you, and you, ayy Rest in peace we're heirs Everybody loves the sunshine Shout out to wherever you might be listening from Always for the ladies, always for the ladies of course Sunshine, hoods all around the world, anybody working right now
Starting point is 00:09:57 Everybody loves the sunshine 40 and up, 50 and up out there Sunshine, all the damn bods out there. Unhealthy niggas, what up, what up, what up, what up? You hear? Sunshine. Yeah! Folks get brown in the sunshine.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Shout out to the Pilates mommies out there. There you go, Mel. There you go, shout out. Sit down. Folks get raw in the sunshine Shout out to the Pilates mommies out there There you go Mel, there a shout out Sit down First and last time listeners Shout out to the hate listeners Just things and things and flowers
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Starting point is 00:12:07 I can't be without you, see what I've seen I'm on fire, I'm on fire, I'm on fire When you're feeling down, you're dead When you're feeling down, you're dead Say what's on your mind And you'll find it time That all the negative energy it will all you see One chorus and I'm with you And you'll be in peace with yourself
Starting point is 00:12:41 You won't really need no one else After the athletes out there they had the jokes A lot of jokes in my text Whole lot of jokes in my text It's cool, don't worry about it Because he will give you love Musicians all over the world If you love me tonight Musicians all over the world Whoa
Starting point is 00:13:22 We're here for a good time, not a long time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's caught, it's caught, it's caught, it's caught What the fuck!
Starting point is 00:13:54 Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel Alright man, what episode is this? 806 Welcome to episode 806 of the Joe Budden Podcast Brought to you by Fueled by Powered by PrizePix. PrizePix gang, yeah! I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, grateful, fully dressed, outer-shaped co-host, Joe Budden.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Here with some really amazing people to my right, the beautiful, the amazing Melissa Ford is here. Goody-hoo. To her right is Flip's empty chair. I think Flip did say that he would be out today. I believe so. Next to flip's empty chair is issues empty chair who was away getting a UKG, UGK.
Starting point is 00:14:34 What is it? EKG, MRI. He's getting something done with initials. Shout out to him. He may or may not be here later. Next to him is big freeze to freezes. Isis here. King Elmira Parks is here, Poe is here,
Starting point is 00:14:47 Trey Budden is here, Corey is here, Erickson is here, and that is it, Tanner and Stavon are here by remote last, but certainly not least, each and every one of you guys out there are here, now. That Baby View shit is cool. I bet it is. I bet it is. It's what I'll say.
Starting point is 00:15:04 It's real cool when I see blogs posting saying, yo, this was absolutely worth the money. I said, oh, this nigga is dope. I mean, it's a cool feature. Oh, oh, oh. For real, Patreon is rolling out some pretty cool features. Dope to test some of them out. Sure.
Starting point is 00:15:19 And pay-per-view is one of them, man. So, so. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Anyway, where do y'all want to start? Anywhere, how y'all doing? Good. I'm feeling excellent, man.
Starting point is 00:15:31 I feel great. I feel better than a lot of y'all. I'm mostly healed. I'm mostly healed. Not all the way back, but mostly there. Thumb is good now? Yeah, almost. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Almost. I'm almost there. I'm waiting for my knees to just kick back in the right socket somewhere. But other than that, I'm doing all right. Boy, you are so lucky. All y'all are lucky you didn't really hurt yourselves. Well, one of us.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Well, yeah. But in terms of knees and shit like that, somebody could have torn a meniscus and fucked up. No, I swear, you guys have got to know when my tone of voice is just, you know, it's care. It's care. Like, I love y'all and I don't want to see you hurt, you know what I'm saying? So, and that's why I keep stressing Pilates because it's about mobility and y'all don't really have it. How many times have you watched the game? You paid the 20?
Starting point is 00:16:28 I'm part of the staff. What does that mean? About three. Hold on. What the hell does that mean? Is it staff pass? You got a staff pass? What are y'all sharing around here?
Starting point is 00:16:40 About three. About three times. Absolutely. Yeah. All right. around here? About three, about three times. Absolutely. Yeah. All right. Actually my trainer has offered to put you guys
Starting point is 00:16:50 on a cleanse if you want to. Yeah. To kind of kickstart the whole situation. I just did a cleanse. Yeah, actually. 21 days. Cleanse my name out of you and your trainer's conversation. If you don't mind.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Unfortunately, people are just coming up to me and they're like, hey yo Mel. And I'm just like. I've already contacted my own trainer. We will be back in action shortly. Gotta redeem it. Gotta redeem it. Yeah, I've called the necessary people.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Okay, okay. Thank you to. I bought a basketball like two years ago and it's just been in the trunk of my car, completely unused I'm gonna change that I never want to play basketball again, but I'm gonna do it No, I think I think I'm choosing the latter of the two either retire or play more. I'm taking a play more. There you go Yeah, yeah in spring and summers right around the back. Yeah, a little quick run in
Starting point is 00:17:42 I just gotta find the hoops where the kids don't hang out, so I don't have to play against healthy young people. Go to the Y on like senior night or some shit. There you go. Yeah. Is some of y'all out there badly built attempting to body shame? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:02 I just want to say, is some of y'all badly built that are attempting to body shame. I'm letting Mel get it off because she was in a King magazine at one point and a smooth and straight stunt. I never did the latter. I know, but I still play. Okay, okay. Restapiece, case leg. Restapiece, case leg. And our version, K-Slay. Rest in peace, K-Slay.
Starting point is 00:18:25 And our version, that's in there. But, yeah, she can get that off. Some of y'all, listen, I'm going to fluctuate. You just caught that at the bad time. You caught me at a really bad moment. After the holidays. I'm going, yeah, happy weight, love, pay-per-view weight. It's cool, got a little break up coming and then you can get on y'all ass. I'm going, yeah, happy Wade love. Yeah, that's that shit. Paper view Wade like.
Starting point is 00:18:46 It's cool, got a little break up coming and then you can get on y'all ass, that's all. Some of y'all is just gonna be built like that forever. So fuck is y'all talking about out there? I'm letting y'all have fun though. I'm letting y'all have fun. But the second I feel like snapping back, don't get sensitive.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Oh, all right, now where y'all wanna start? Where y'all wanna start? Did y'all see this NYPD cop? I sure did. That was in the video? God damn right. You goddamn right. All right, just making sure I wasn't the only one. No, you were not the only one.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Okay. Now, there's a serious talk to be had in that. Please tell us. Well, people are saying why she can't go bust a move and pop some ass on her off time. I'm people. Same. Yeah, I'm people. I'm people.
Starting point is 00:19:35 What is the average salary of a New York City cop? They said she makes like a buck fifty. She made a buck, yeah. She's not doing bad. That's not bad. She's not doing bad. But she might want more. Wait, so all of y'all agree with that?
Starting point is 00:19:45 What? Yeah. I ain't hurting nothing. Y'all fucking crazy. What? She a cop. I'm off work. Let me go over here and shake this ass.
Starting point is 00:19:54 You can't go pop ass while you're on the road. And she had ass. She sure did. That's a whole different topic. She did have ass. She has some ass. And she's fine too. Come on.
Starting point is 00:20:04 I understand why Money picked her to be in the music video. Good job. And I already know that vibe. That's one of her exes or old word. That's somebody that beat before and say, yo, come do me the solid. Yeah. And she did it.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Like all of the fucking Spanish girls with ass that we cool with when we call them and say, hey, can you come do this video? They come do the fucking video. They do it. They do the video. And she might have been living out a dream to be a video vixen.
Starting point is 00:20:27 No, you can't. Now, back to y'all. No, you cannot go pop ass on your off time if you are a detective. They said that she should've just informed her employers. Y'all, I'ma go pop this ass? Yeah. Man, get outta here.
Starting point is 00:20:42 But the union people sounded like they had her back. They're like, she wasn't wearing no paraphernalia, she wasn't advertising. She ain't breaking. Now, she had a uniform on, it's a little different. Yes, that would have been different. Then they could have had a cause for concern or reprimand. Yeah, nah, nah.
Starting point is 00:20:57 No, she was just in lingerie, popping ass. Wanna hear the slap it off? Sure. Oh, it was music to it? There was an actual song. There was an actual song. I don't know if I was vibing with the music. Let's see. All right, all right, all right.
Starting point is 00:21:09 All right, all right. Thanks, buddy. Thanks a lot, buddy. Appreciate it. I'm going to hit the little speaker button on that one. Yeah, no. Yeah, it is. There we go.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Once I heard a little bit of the song, I was like, ugh. I'm like, I'm going to go with the song. I'm going to go with the song. I'm going to go with the song. I'm going to go with the song. I'm going to go with the song. I'm going to speaker, but then that one, you know, once I heard a little bit of the song, I was like, I understand why. Why? Nah, yeah, that's the issue. You need a slap.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Like God damn, if you're going to debut and you're a detective, man, get in some fire shit. Yeah, that was my... That's what let me know he beat. Of course. That, his rapping told me he beat. He might still, yeah, yeah, he beat. For sure. You think she did it for free?
Starting point is 00:21:58 Yes, yes. She better not have done it for free. What? All this shit. She didn't get paid, Mel. Huh? She didn't get paid. She did not get paid for that. this shit. She didn't get paid, Mel. Huh? She didn't get paid.
Starting point is 00:22:05 She did not get paid for that. I mean. She didn't get paid. You don't think so? No. You don't think he threw her like a nice $500? No. I mean.
Starting point is 00:22:14 I do. I think she got a nice cool $500 to do that. Absolutely. But would you take the, if you're making good money, don't even ask me. Don't even ask me. You've done a free video before. You've done a free video before. You've done a free video before, don't lie, don't do that.
Starting point is 00:22:30 You've done a video in which you did not get paid. Not even my first video. Maybe not your first video, but you wanted the videos in your videography, you didn't get paid for. No, that is so far from the truth, absolutely not. Is there anybody that you could have like a great relationship with today? Like, y'all cool.
Starting point is 00:22:50 What if Imani needs a video vixen? And it's like, yo, I need you to do me a favor. She did say she would do the Imani video. There you go. And Imani wasn't paying. Imani didn't have a budget for that video. You was popping out for the free. Yeah, I'm having second thoughts on that.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Well, now. Yeah, now. Now, but you'd have been in there. But anyway, yeah, she definitely had ass. I do think that some of these jobs come with morals clauses to where your outside behavior can have an impact on your job. I would have assumed a policeman to be one of those gigs.
Starting point is 00:23:25 But maybe I'm off. Well, if there is a morality clause, then honestly, all the outside behavior of cops assaulting their wives should be taken into account, but it never is. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If we're going to talk about morality clauses.
Starting point is 00:23:43 I agree. I'll tell you what, that police union is strong. I don't think she's gonna, I think she'll be all right. She'll be just fine. She'll be just fine. I don't see what the case is. Even if you have a morality clause, I didn't do anything, like we're gonna have to argue that.
Starting point is 00:23:56 She's okay, she's not getting reprimanded. She's not, she hasn't been suspended with or without pay. She good, and she's got her, you know. So it's just people talking. It's just people talking, that's it, her you know just people talking it's just people talking that's it that's it oh if it's just people talking then I'm about to book her for a music video I feel like I could freestyle better than that shit that money was doing parts send me a beat call her right on over from the Bronx wish yeah wish you right yeah pop skipping the jump right right there right there I where she at? Where she police? She right there. Yeah, she right there. Pop, skipping the jump, right?
Starting point is 00:24:25 You know, she's that. Right there. I know she got a car. She make a buck 50, he ain't got ass. She got something nice. Yeah, she got a car. She'll get here. Yeah, she'll get here.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Something German. She'll get here like a leader. Yo, we are terrible, bro. Amber said, Kanye booked her for the fake video in her Shannon interview. Oh, that's how he got her? Yeah, booked her for the fake vid. her Shannon interview. Oh, that's how he got her? Yeah. Booked up for the fake vid.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Yo, not enough talk goes down about how effective the fake vid is. The fake booking period. Anything. It works. It works. Especially if you're Kanye West or something. I've seen it work.
Starting point is 00:25:00 It just got the cop there. It's worked from niggas like that. Yeah. It's worked from regular niggas that sit on these couches and talk. Yeah. I'm telling you. It works.
Starting point is 00:25:10 I thought about trying it before. My G was just so ill in other areas. I didn't need to do it. But it wasn't off the table. I call it bullshit. I'm pretty sure you used that at some level. Yeah, me too. I don't think I got it off.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I mean, I'm not trying to act like I'm above it. Yeah. Maybe I had the plan and it just didn't get executed, but. So it was true for a moment. It was true for a little bit of time and then it wasn't true anymore. Well, yeah, I always got the girl. I always got the girl I wanted.
Starting point is 00:25:43 So there was no need to, but when it was time to think of a plan, that was not off the table. Yo, I need you for a vid, yada, yada, yada, yada. Now, you know what the one used to be. Call up good old lady L. Book her. Book her. Book her. Get her the host.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Oh, yeah Course so many bodies off That is fucked up or not between me Yep, that was a nice little move back in whatever years those were. Oh my god I'm so glad I changed. Yeah, man. Oh, we Bro, yo shout out to maturity That's a love My girl we can switch phones the other day. Oh my god salute
Starting point is 00:26:40 Yeah Yeah, but it was well, it was really the proof of point though. She already got your phone though. That's true. Would you really switch it? It's not really fair trade. It's not at all. My phone ain't gonna ring no way. That shit rung last night while I was in the middle of a good cuddle.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Girl name popped right up with the dash and another girl name. Couldn't have been no worse. So now the number's saved girl name. Couldn't have been no worse. So now the number saved in there. What do you do in that moment when you have grown and you're mature and you're faithful? I didn't do nothing, cause it wasn't nothing. So I go use the bathroom, I run around, 10 minutes later, your big dog.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it came up again. Oh, it was a double ring? Uh-oh. No, no, no, I'm saying the talk, the topic. Yeah, nigga, it ain't over. Got it, got it. You walked off like nothing happened.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. I was like, oh shit, who is this? I don't know who this is. That's crazy. And that was the end of it for me. Not so much. Nah. She was like, uh, big dog.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Back to this though. Let me holler at you real quick, playboy. Who's that one about? I don't know who that is. You able to say it? Yep. I still don't know who it is. You got bad numbers this phone. I don't know who they are.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Well, if Michael dash Ricardo popped up on my phone, what would you do? I said, I would call him. Pick it up. I would call him. Put it on speaker. If you didn't answer, I would call him. Even if I'm joking, I'm saying it right now, I would call him.
Starting point is 00:28:15 So if you want to call here, through the wall, bow. Call him. She said, you playing with me, I'll find out who it is. She said, I said how? She said, give me the number, I gave her the number. She typed that shit in cash, I haven't found out exactly said, give me the number. I gave her the number. She typed that she didn't catch it and found out exactly who it was. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:28:27 It's four different. That's how you do it. She is so much smarter than me. And that's bare level. She is so much smarter than me. That's bare level. Okay. She typed that she was right in there
Starting point is 00:28:36 and she didn't find out who it was. Okay, so when you saw the name, did you recall who? We know who it is now. Okay. Now we know exactly who it is. Thank God. Thank God. it is. Thank God. Thank God. A mystery.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Thank God. Convo don't stop there. Did it stop there? Well, it stopped there for me. Because, because, well it didn't stop there. You were like, oh, it hurts? But. Fuck you, all right, now you know who it is, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Well, why the fuck she go? Yeah, there we go. But I don't know. Cause I didn't answer. And wait, can I ask what time? Yeah, there we go. But I don't know. Because I didn't answer. And wait, can I ask what time this was? Because that matters. That definitely matters. If it's like 930, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:29:12 It was in the middle of a good cuddle and a good TV show. What time? Like almost in that time. Maybe 839. OK, so that's not bad. If it was 130, you might have a problem. It's not the worst. So did I pull out some of my gaslighting tricks.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Of course you did. Of course you did, yeah. Because why you would... Gas can right there. No, before we found out who it was, and now that you know it, it's why you assume that it's the worst. Why you assume that whatever they calling for is that. Because of the way their name was saved?
Starting point is 00:29:40 Because of the way you responded to it. It's because of the way you... I didn't respond to it. I didn't answer it. Look, look, look, look. To them, when it's who's that, oh way you responded to it. It's because of the way you, to them. I didn't respond to it. I didn't answer it. Look, look, look, to them, when it's who's that? Oh, I don't know. It's like, what you mean you don't know? Now it's like, okay, now you looking a little sketchy
Starting point is 00:29:53 so she thinks you being sketchy for that. That's all it is. My sketchy days are over, Big Freeze. I hear you, same. I believe you. My sketchy days. I'm just telling you why she reacted that way. But there's still some cleanup that probably just needs
Starting point is 00:30:07 to be done that you're not aware of. And then it calls and you're like, oh, shit. Well, no, that wouldn't be the cleanup. That wouldn't be? That wouldn't be the cleanup. My phone rang. You crazy? Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Phone won't ring. You crazy, girl? Listen, these days are long gone for me. You crazy girl? Listen, these days are long gone for me. I'm just letting you cook. Go ahead, go ahead. No, no. It's your day.
Starting point is 00:30:35 No. It's your day. It's your day. He's been waiting to be tagged in. But it's your day. Okay. I'm not saying a word. You ain't tricking me.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Hey, Bigfoot. What else is there? I can't get an acknowledgement, bro. You see me me. Hey, Bigfoot. What else is there? I can't get an acknowledgement, bro. You see me over there preparing to come in. I was trying to tag you in. Thank you, man, I appreciate that. I gave you the peace sign like this. The peace was fake, like yo nigga, what up?
Starting point is 00:30:55 It wasn't a peace, like I'm happy to see you. It was like, this nigga again. We didn't think you were coming. I was happy to see you, I didn't expect you to be here. Well, there was a lot of convincing from my family. Your pops, yo, the nigga ain't playing. He ain't playing. You did that nigga playing. Get your ass in there. Linky called me.
Starting point is 00:31:13 My wife, you. I thought you said that you wasn't coming. I wasn't coming today. I took the day working on some things, but I spoke to Ian, and I spoke to my family. I just decided to come. Well, welcome. Thank you. I had to go to the city. I had to set up some things. And I just said, let me come support my team. I just decided to come. Both of them. Welcome. Thank you. I had to go to the city, I had to set up some things,
Starting point is 00:31:25 and I just said, let me come support my team. That's all, I just want to be a team player, baby. Oh, shit, I like that. I like that shit, bro. I love that. It's kind of hard out here for you, so I got to, you need the support that you can get. You want me?
Starting point is 00:31:36 It's hard. It's hard out here for who? Him. Nigga. Nigga what? Wait, some new shit came up? Yeah, this nigga basketball 20 a pop. Yeah, that's why. That's why he had to do the uh uh.
Starting point is 00:31:49 What, the uh uh uh uh? I did the math. I did the math. You can't do it. There was no math for you to do. I respect it. You know why I respect it? Because you allow me to do my shit. There you go. Everybody up here is me to do my shit. You know my. There you go. There you go.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Everybody up here is allowed to do their shit, big dog. Everybody up here is allowed to do their shit. That's true, that's true. You don't hold nobody back. Thank you very much. You don't hold nobody back. Let it be known. You don't hold anybody back.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I know what they be saying, but you encourage you to do your shit. You don't want to chime in on this little part right here. Oh no, not at all. It's easy, but you got to understand, you don't mind taking the abuse. You don't mind. He like that shit, I think you got- That's why it's easy for us to do it.
Starting point is 00:32:31 That's why it's easy for us to just let it go. You don't mind. I think you're a masochist. Yes, dude, good one. I don't know what that means, but that sounds good. It basically means you like pain inflicted on you. A glutton perpuncti. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:32:40 He don't care, Joe don't really care. Oh, he don't give a fuck. I don't think it's that. And especially when the numbers run up too. Like that eases the pain. Ain't the numbers supposed to run up? No, they are. But it eases the pain.
Starting point is 00:32:52 It's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, call me a fat motherfucker. I need ching ching motherfuckers. I ain't gonna lie to you. Oh, you know, y'all fell for that. Y'all fell for that, I'm telling you. I'm gonna be skinny in a month, a month and a half. That's gonna be the end.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Niggas talking about you fucking charged up. You got damn right, I ain't gonna be embarrassed for free. Niggas, you watching the Master at Work, nigga. I said that, remember that voice, whatever that shit was, you are Master at Work. You are watching the Master at Work. Yes, that's you. You are showing them, nigga.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Jim came in and said, you got a lot of care niggas out of town. Yup. They all do it. Everybody do it, so they walking like, hold up. Jim came in and said, you got a lot of care niggas out of town. They all do it. Everybody do it. So they walk in like, hold up. You're the only one with a production like this,
Starting point is 00:33:30 with this many cameras. Shout out to Jim, man. We had a good time. We did. We did. That was fun. Southwest flight returns to gate after passenger strips naked. Just trying to get comfortable.
Starting point is 00:33:44 I started a wave. The designer started. Look, I started a wave. Look, designers started a wave. I started the wave. Look, now look at them. Everybody running around naked now. Hey bro, listen, you gotta start whooping these passengers ass or something. What class were they in? Well, it's Southwest.
Starting point is 00:33:58 It was Southwest though. First go, first serve. Yeah, pretty much. And it was a really short flight too. It was from Houston to Phoenix. You gotta remember though, man, people feel like if they goin' down, they goin' down in the blaze of glory, no disrespect.
Starting point is 00:34:10 If this shit gonna go down with all the flights, let me get naked. Nothing happens. No, I don't care. I don't wanna hear that shit. If I gotta be somewhere, and now we gotta turn around and go back because you wanna be a dumbass
Starting point is 00:34:22 and strip naked on a plane. Well, what if there's sleepwalking? Yeah, no. Sleepwalk your ass in that bathroom, we gonna lock your ass in there. This flight need to take off. Yeah. Stop fucking up people's flights.
Starting point is 00:34:31 That shit went back to the gate. It did go back to the gate and apparently she was running back. It was a she? It was a she and she was running up and down the aisles. Wait, wait, wait, she had ass? Was she a detective? She was.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Hold on now. This was in flight entertainment now. It looked like she did have some ass. She was a detective? She was. Hold on now. It's in flight entertainment now. It looked like she did have some ass. She was running up and down the aisles for a good 25 minutes. Nobody stopped her. I bet, because she had ass. Hell yeah. We'd have made it rain in that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Everybody just enjoyed the show. Stripping the air. It's some new shit. Yeah. See, big pussy get to run up and down the aisle for 20 minutes. Let that have been a dick dangling. It's over, nigga.
Starting point is 00:35:05 It's a difference. It's a difference. They would have killed that. They would have tackled him with his children there. They would have sent all that. They would have threw him out the plane. Yeah. My child.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Wade, then there was another plane, I want to say a few weeks ago, where a passenger just started knocking out the window of the... Stop laughing. You can't laugh. I'm serious. He started knocking out the window of the exit row. Yeah. Oh, they see now you in there. Don't do that. Yes in the air. Oh, you're not sick individual. Chill. Stop laughing, son. All call Ian, I call Ian, I say, yo, Joe, stop, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:47 You can't say it. Yeah, no, please don't. Just say it real quick. No. You cannot say that. What did he say? Yeah. Joe, please.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Where my pillow at? We was talking about the Netflix dog with Malcolm X. That's it, that's it. That's it. What a show that'll never come out. That's it, we was talking about the Netflix dog. Joe, that's a classic episode, Joe. With Malcolm X. Nah, he gonna pay for review that one. That nigga come out. That's it. We were talking about the Mav-Mex. That's a classic episode, Joe. With Malcolm X.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Now he's going to pay for you that one. That nigga, Parks, said, delete it. No, he tried to, Joe said, don't delete it. Parks had to press Control Z to get it back. Parks deleted it. We can't talk about footage that they'll never see. Thank you. Come on, Joe, please.
Starting point is 00:36:21 No. Just say the line. No. I can't say that line, but boy, that just was funny. What did Elijah Muhammad say? Nothing. He said, have you seen? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:36:31 He can't help himself. He can't. He's not helping himself. You did the voice. You did the voice. Joe, you did the voice, too. And we were moving on. We were trying to move on.
Starting point is 00:36:41 We were moving on. We are moving on. Thank you very much. God damn. Trying to preserve life over here. Yo, what would y'all do in the event that y'all want a flight and somebody got up and started bugging or started wilding
Starting point is 00:36:51 or started stripping or started behaving belligerently? Do I have singles? Do she got ass? And it depends on who. No, you don't have singles on the flight. Do she have ass? No, they never have ass in real life. I'm coming from Houston.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I might have some. There might be some ass on there. And it might be some ass. I mean, in all reality, No, they never had ass. I'm coming from Houston, I might have some. There might be some ass on there. And there might be some ass. I mean, in all reality, you know what we're doing. I mean, some of us are going to be perversed, watch, but while others are going to prepare for us to go back to the gate, we're going to be pissed off, cursing, take this bitch down or take this nigga down.
Starting point is 00:37:21 They be jumping niggas on the plane now. Now passengers are involving themselves in tackling and assaulting people that act like that. You tackling a naked nigga though? Nigga, if what? I might just trip him. So the question I have is that if we're able to get the person that's acting irate contained, do they still have to turn around?
Starting point is 00:37:42 Probably. Yeah. So they can't put them in a seat and duct tape them? I swear they duct taped somebody one time. I hear they duct taped the nigga one time, but they still, that's just to get back. Okay. So now, now.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Yeah, we fucking them up. You gotta forget about that. If we gotta turn back around and go to New York. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Whoop his ass. We gonna beat him up. Thank you, bro. I got arrested mad times at the end of the flight.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Oh, for real? What? Yes. So you got arrested at the end of a flight? It's not arrested, because I wasn't arrested. Take you to a little room. Detained. But.
Starting point is 00:38:10 They escort you off the plane. Sir, come on. The marshals or whatever. What are they called? Air marshals. Air marshals. I'm going to have the police at the gate waiting on you.
Starting point is 00:38:20 For you. What did you do? You cursed out a flight attendant. Trying to smoke. No. That would be disgusting. What did I do? For you, let me you curse out a flight attendant trying to smoke What did I do my memory is bad you cursed out a flight attend there's one I think you were trying to go to the bathroom when they say you couldn't go to the bathroom with you just like Curse you to not go not go to the bathroom Then there's that one yeah, I fell asleep on a passenger but that kid
Starting point is 00:38:45 I'm saying that happens. Why would that one, yeah. I fell asleep on a passenger. But that can't, what? So what? That happens. As I'm saying, that happens. Why would you get detained for that? No, that's not okay. You can't fall asleep with your head on a passenger. And they gotta call the cops for that? Where did this new rule come from? Corey, you're like, no.
Starting point is 00:38:56 That's not a new rule, you can't do that. People allow you to do it on the top. Well, sometimes you just, if you're sitting up. That's a courtesy. And if somebody's gonna admit that they don't, the cops, I gotta get arrested now? That seems excessive.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Wake me up, my nigga. Yo, yo, big dog, big dog, big dog. So he didn't wake you, the person you fell asleep on, they didn't wake you up? Apparently not. They were like, excuse me. Black man, sleep on me, get him. Then there was a time I was dead set on telling them
Starting point is 00:39:23 that this first class seat was mine and it wasn't. I could see that one. It wasn't. It wasn't even. I used to play a lot of poor games. Trying to stick to the first classes. I used to play a lot of poor people games. How long do they hold you when they entertain you
Starting point is 00:39:38 in that little room? Because there's a room back there. I got sent to that room too. There's a room. Hold on. You walk on the plane and sit in the, you didn't have a first class seat at all. Not at all.
Starting point is 00:39:48 You just sat there. I've done that before. I just saw that happen on my last flight. First class people gotta go in first. Right. So you chill. Let the plane go. Come in kinda when you think all of them are done.
Starting point is 00:40:05 And if it's open seat, you sit there. This is before I knew that they had a list of your name to go with the seat. And some people get the at the gate upgrade to first class. And they fill those up with that. Then there's some of that. So sometimes, you know, get up and you leave. This one time I just wasn't with that, I guess. then there's some of that. So sometimes, you know, get up and you leave. This one time I just wasn't with that, I guess.
Starting point is 00:40:27 So when they detain you, what do they do? How long are you in the airport for, Joe? I wasn't, it wasn't never that long. I was never arrested. Got it, got it. I just had something happen, the last, when I just took a flight last weekend, it was a regular United flight.
Starting point is 00:40:43 I did not fly first class. And you know, United got your regular seats. Why didn't you? Short flight, sit on right here, I'm gonna save the money. How long was it? Two hours? Three? No, two hours.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Two and a half. Two hours. What's the price difference? Short flight is like from here to Boston where it ain't no first class. A little 45 minute shit? Yeah, two hours, there's a first class. No, I'm saying they had it, I just felt I didn't need it.
Starting point is 00:41:08 I needed it for a longer flight after my experience. But anyway, so they have the extended leg row seats that are right near the exit row. Economy, economy plus, and then yeah. Oh, the exit, yeah, the plus ones, the exit. They were all empty. So the three people across from me all got up and just sat in them seats.
Starting point is 00:41:26 And then I had my daughter, me, and the person that was next to me, he got up and sat across from me. So me and my daughter had the row. Flight attendant walked up, she was like, these seats are all paid for. We're in the air already. These seats are all paid for, you can't sit there.
Starting point is 00:41:41 They're like, dog, ain't nobody in the seats. And she made them get up, made him get up to come back to his seat. Everybody arguing with her, I'm just sitting there laughing, like, that's why you sit in your seat. See, I've been on some fun flights where just nobody made the flight, and whoever had the mic was cool. So they're like, hey, this is all that's on the plate,
Starting point is 00:41:59 sit wherever you are! To what you want! See, that's why, that's why, you don't lay down on that shit. I've been on some of those too now. I've been on that, yeah. They tell you that should be killed because they're like, yo, this is a full flight.
Starting point is 00:42:10 This is a full flight that you get on this mad empty seat. Why the flight attendants be, and all disrespecting tenant, why the flight attendants be having attitudes that act like they God sent to Earth? Like, you know, they God on Earth. I don't necessarily think that that's bad. Not the gay ones, they cool.
Starting point is 00:42:26 But I'm talking about the, they cool, they already, they've been through a lot. What I'm saying is that there's a lot of fighter tenders that have nasty attitudes, they're not respectful. You say hello, they snotty some of them, a lot of them. I don't like that. I had to come across those, thank God. Not the young ones with the BBLs, they cool,
Starting point is 00:42:40 because they know you watching them and shit. But the ones that be acting stink, nah. Get them out, get them out, rep they know you watching them and shit. But the ones that be acting stink? Nah. Get them out. Rep for your next gig. Oh shit. Hey, welcome to Jet Blue. My name is Melissa Savannah Ford and I'm here to bring you... This part shit don't work out.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Just do a little seatbelt shit. She'll do the seatbelt. Right now, this right here is the air thing. Oxygen mask. So when it falls... Put it on yourself and then your children. Then put it on somebody else. We have water, we have chips, we have plantains.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Oh, by the way, wait, this is cheese. She had them talking to herself, I can't believe they have cheese on here while the mic is on. Like, listen to that. She's going to be the stewardess for the privates. Yeah, that wouldn't be the only time I was ever a stewardess. Or playing one.
Starting point is 00:43:24 OK. On like a major TV series or somethingwardess. Or playing one. Okay. On like a major TV series or something like that. Ooh, okay, okay. Like, on Tarantino. All right. Okay. Okay, big dog.
Starting point is 00:43:33 You can't play with your dog. I'm playing well, yo. Yo, T-Pain is a... Going viral. Listen to this, man. Hey, this part ain't about shit. Nope. So T-Pain took a regular domestic flight from Vegas to Atlanta or some shit Atlanta to Vegas one or the other
Starting point is 00:43:51 And the fans was asking them. Hey, why the fuck are you flying? regular economy economy, so Then he no just regular commercial commercial commercial So then he posted how much it costs to fly private round trip from Vegas to Atlanta. She was like a buck 20 something, right? It was like a buck 20 something, and he was like, yeah, that's why I do this.
Starting point is 00:44:16 Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you say why this is a problem. Well, it's a problem because then I got to scratching my head. T-Pain was making a lot of sense, but they was on his ass. But when I sat and thought about, oh, because then T-Pain kept saying, yo, they think I'm broke. They think I went broke again because I guess he got his big check.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Yeah, he sold his catalog. He sold his catalog. He got his big check, sold his catalog. So, but when he kept saying they think I went broke again, it reminded me that there was a point where people thought T-Pain went broke. And back in that time, T-Pain was popping a lot of big money shit. Like T-Pain was showing off vehicles and rims He had the Bugatti, yeah. and from the video that he left in the future. and houses and jewelry. Big ass chain.
Starting point is 00:45:14 When T-Pain was bugging. Yeah. He was bugging. He was showing ass. Not like showing ass. I know what you're saying. I'm saying he was showing the fuck out. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, you making sense now. Stop, Joe.
Starting point is 00:45:34 But that's my man. That's my man, so I'm chilling. But niggas gotta knock it the fuck off. Growth. I know, growth and maturity. Yes. Was that the price? Growth and maturity.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Is that the actual price that you pay when you flew private? No, he could have get a better price than that. Got it. He can get a better price than that. So he was just being funny. I was going to write that in there, but then I was going to look away.
Starting point is 00:45:55 So let me mind my fucking business. But he could have got a better price than that. Yeah, that was a little high. Nigga got this bag and I was like, all right, I went through some money before. I know what not to do. I'm going to be a little frugal on this in some ways. Not even frugal, I'm going to be smarter with my money, that's all.
Starting point is 00:46:10 There's nothing wrong with taking the commercial flight. Not at all. When you go bro Joe and you have a come up again, you spend different. You learn the lesson. You get things different, they learn you. Nigga, you lit, and then now and then now you back in the trap. Like it hit different. They get up and think it will never end. Now I'm like I'm
Starting point is 00:46:30 up here. I'm living. I save up when I fly private. I saved. You had a good. Watch your mouth. And I only do it, baby. Twice. You're not allowed to. You better not fly private after
Starting point is 00:46:44 this. No more private flights. After what? Whatever happens, no more private for the whole year. Be regular, be cool. After the pay-per-view shit? See? Yo, y'all niggas are so stupid, man.
Starting point is 00:46:58 That shit funny, though. I don't get it. I love that. Them niggas is in the comments. I ain't gonna lie, you cause an uproar. Genius. Yes. Genius. Facts. ain't gonna lie, you cause an uproar. Genius. Yes. Genius.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Facts. The algorithm was here, that shit showed up. I'm like, come on, man. Because Twitter right now in the trending section, they give you like a synopsis of what's going on. Okay. Joe Budden podcast plays basketball and shit. 6,000 tweets.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Hold on. I ain't like that shit. I ain't like that shit. You know what's funny? Then I'm getting out of this. But this is what was funny. When you upload, I guess there's a comment section for the niggas that's not buying it. Yeah, sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Oh shit. They were mad. And it's a different comment section once you buy it. Boy, those niggas cuttin' ass over there. In that section where they didn't buy it yet, they was hoardin' my ass. Yo nigga, I went to my other page to go see that section. Oh my lord.
Starting point is 00:47:57 They tore my ass up in that little section. I got outta there, I protected my inner piece. You gotta be careful what you consume out there on the internet. That is a fact. Speaking of being careful what you consume on the internet, it was reported by somewhere that I didn't fact check that they caught one of those dudes that killed the five-year-old girl and her dad. They did.
Starting point is 00:48:19 They caught one of them. They did. They released a mugshot and everything, the name. They caught, I thought it was two. Or they named two, but they caught one. That's it, that's it, that's it. They did catch one. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Yeah, thank God. I love the streets, yo. Yeah, cause man, I mean, I did end up watching that horrible, horrible video, and I must've watched it wrong. What it looked like was he ran away from the car. That's what I saw. So that they wouldn't shoot the car.
Starting point is 00:48:49 That's what it looked like to me. But then it looks like fucking, after they chased him, they went back and shot at the car while he wasn't there. So it's just nasty all around, rest in peace. Rest in peace to him and her. For sure. her for sure those prayers condolences to the family Got to be tough. Gotta be tough. Gotta be tough. I did see on that They had one of the little girls
Starting point is 00:49:17 Classmates at school. Yeah, come on. Oh, yeah done. I would the real innocent. Hey, where's my friend? Yeah Yeah, yeah, man. It's heartbreaking. Straight up. I was fucked up. I couldn't watch. Where is your, where has humanity gone? It's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:49:38 It's just we so desensitized to shit now, man. Or, that's it. Like when I watch these things, like it comes over my timeline and I found, at one point I was watching it and it didn't bother me, then at a point now, it bothers me a lot. I guess the older I get, it's just like,
Starting point is 00:49:56 I don't want to see this. At one point you look at it like, okay, did this really happen? Now it bothers me, it's nasty. I don't want to watch it, I try to avoid it. I don't even know how to avoid it. I don't know what Elon got going over there. I can't, I just swipe up, I don't want to watch, I try to avoid it. I don't know how to avoid it. I don't know what Elon got going over there. I just swipe him, I don't want to see that.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Oh yeah, he's another one. He's another one with that Derek Chauvin shit. He wants him free. He's another one with that Derek Chauvin shit. Yup. Fuck you, though. Yeah. I mean, that's how I've been on it.
Starting point is 00:50:23 But! He's catching heat on Twitter. He is. About using his kid as a shield. That's the reference. So you see how he keeps making public appearances, but he always has his kid on his shoulders. This is the first time anybody's ever seen him walking around or acknowledging a kid. But he's using this kid and people are like, he's using this kid as a shield.
Starting point is 00:50:45 He wears a Kevlar vest on his chest, and he always has his kid somewhere around, like on his shoulders, so he's protecting his head, using his kid as a shield. That is the consensus from everybody who's watching it. Okay. Yeah. Man, man, man. Yes? What section of Twitter you being cuz honestly is it black Twitter cuz black Twitter is this do you be black Twitter?
Starting point is 00:51:11 Do you be in the mulatto Twitter? I mean you being white Twitter makes Twitter. Do you be mixed with us? Uh, I get I get Twitter. I get I rate Twitter. I get him. I mean, it's angry. It's an angry angry place I don't can be yeah, it's angry. It's an angry, angry place. It can be. Yeah, there's porn, a lot of Trump ads. Yes. So, yeah, it's everything. JBTV community stuff. You be online a lot, right? Because I remember at one point in the beginning,
Starting point is 00:51:40 you avoided going online to avoid from being triggered. I'm back there. It looked like you were online, you're navigating, you're following yourself, your team. Not really. You avoided going online to avoid from being triggered. I'm back there. It looked like you online, you navigating, you fire yourself with your tea. No. You be online. Yo, that whole I don't be online shit
Starting point is 00:51:52 is like when the rappers be like, yo, I don't write, I don't rap. I don't write nothing down. Yeah, it's from the brain. You do, yeah. Yeah, from the dome piece. I just go like, stack me in your ain't Jay. I thought I told y'all I'm not a rapper.
Starting point is 00:52:05 That was only true for Beans. That's it. The rest of you niggas, y'all were rappers, yo. Niggas do, I think that what it is is that when you put that out there, I don't read comments or I don't go online. You're trying to say that you're not bothered by anything that is said about you.
Starting point is 00:52:19 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. To me, that's how, that's it. No, I'm saying I'm protecting my peace. You can't even do your job if you're not online. True, let me, let me. And, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, go on the IG pages, Reddit, Patreon, YouTube, I don't read any of that. Now I am active on Twitter all the time. You know, I've been on here forever. Of course.
Starting point is 00:52:52 The way the algorithm works is it's going, and I'm a member of the community, so if I hit my For You page, it's gonna show me a lot of those tweets. I see that and I see anything that I'm tagged in. I agree. That's not the same as actively reading the comments. You used to read, like you would go into Patreon. I would search everything that's said. Joe knows everything
Starting point is 00:53:13 that's written anywhere. He knows when you ugly play. Don't play with me, nigga. I read it all. Every last thing that y'all are saying in the rooms on your feeds on other platforms Reddit all the reddits every one of them now. You know what's nasty about this nigga he will watch a person with 14 views. YouTube. He said y He said, I watched this guy with 14 views. He was making sense, but too bad. Yeah, I'm watching it all. Too bad and it catch on. Then I go to my cast pages, see what the fuck they on. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 00:53:54 So yeah, that's all. That's when me personally, when I say I don't read it, that's what I mean. I used to lie about it. I used to lie, I didn't read, I read everything. Yeah, I don't read that shit. I used to lie. All right, come on, wrap it up with our talk.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Read the comments, deep down. Let Mel get her lie off if she's not online. She's not online. She's booked and busy. I am though, but it's the same as Freeze. I don't actively go into a platform just to read the comments. It will be like, for you, Paige, or mentions,
Starting point is 00:54:22 and I see it, and I might respond or I know. How about, how about. Woe is you guys. Nah. Oh, God. We don't, we don't have, we don't have, I don't have the fortitude that you have. It's so tough. And on top of that, she booked, you know she extra booked and busy.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Gotta highlight that. Shit has been jumping. I know shit. Yeah. Your feet went up. Oh yeah. Oh. She I know shit. Yeah. Your feet went up? Oh yeah. Oh. Wow.
Starting point is 00:54:48 So you couldn't humble yourself and just keep it off the love. You had to upgrade your feet. Would you? OK, there we go. Maybe. Right, no. How high did it jump? Good question.
Starting point is 00:54:57 How many Xs? That's personal. How many Xs? Hm? And who's booked you at the new fee? Don't get in my business fee don't get in my business We company you They love me and that's hate. Always Coca Cola. Coca Cola, boogie. You can't get me my Red Bull. Hey, y'all niggas, y'all are playing around out there.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Let Fat Joe get y'all up talking about today's price and yesterday's price. And then don't nobody call. You better be careful. Don't set your price too high now. No, but something, when you get shout out, wait, hold on, when you get shout out, inquiries happen. Niggas shout out, wait, hold on, when you get shout out, inquiries happen.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Niggas reach out, especially, I can imagine niggas try to latch onto that wave. So if you get shout out for something, yeah, I can see her getting inquiries, but I don't know who's. All right, so come on, now that y'all wanna, all right, so now that you wanna do it. Because if I'm, let me just say this,
Starting point is 00:56:03 if her shit was 6,000, right, and she went to 30, niggas say, girl, I just heard you had to say, you was getting six, man. Yo, what's your problem, man? 30! Girl, I could call Buffy and whatever. Damn. Let me get for the 20 beats. This is what I'm asking.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Wait. What the fuck is it? Yo. He's crazy. I'm sorry, man. I'm just so happy you- Mel Dusha- Can we write this down, this little part?
Starting point is 00:56:33 Please. Please, God damn. Mel Dusha like that, Joe. She would drastically hike the price. This is what I'm asking, y'all. Not Mel. I ain't playing with it. All right, you get a big shout out.
Starting point is 00:56:41 I'm not playing with it. I'm not playing with it. I'm not playing with it. I'm not playing with it. I'm not playing with it. I'm not playing with it. I'm not playing with is what I'm asking y'all. Not Mel, I ain't playing with it. All right, you get a big shout out. Now your price done went. From whom though?
Starting point is 00:56:51 Depending on it, Kendrick. Stevie fucking won it. It's somebody big. Stevie won it. I'm saying somebody big is lit out there. Janet Jackson says some shit, somebody else said it. Somebody is raising your price. Let's put the starting the starting price is six
Starting point is 00:57:05 He was making six. I was making six. You took the jump. We ain't got a name what the jump is All right, it jumped off for that would you jumped out the window though with it? I could jump jump wherever you jumped it at I don't even care Okay, if you took the six to ten or fifteen wherever you took to my question is How long does your price stay there before it comes back down? Very good question. Depends on what you got cooking.
Starting point is 00:57:29 Yeah, once, once, once. Wait, how do it depend on what you got cooking? I'm telling you. You had a whole bunch cooking. The price change didn't depend on what you got cooking. It depended on. The shout out. So now the shout happened, but it's back there now.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Yeah, but listen. So how long can you say, it's just back there now. So how long can you say, yo? I'm telling you, when them calls start getting, not the calls, but when you give them that new price, and it ain't like, we going to pass, we going to pass, and that happened quite a few times in a row, and you not getting booked for the new price no more, and they, nevermind, time to put it on for sale.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Gotta bring it back down a little bit. That's it, nigga. But then, that's sort of like, I don't wanna get serious, but then you're the same person that would say that you give them the price that you know you're worth. Right? So then like, do you- Well, I was gonna say on the flip side of what you're saying,
Starting point is 00:58:21 even though I agree with what he's saying, being serious now. That's what I'm saying. There's also times where you may set your price at something that you're not getting from the field at all. Like you're gonna set your price, my price is 10. Nobody's paying me 10, I ain't got 10, but I'm standing firm at the 10.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Cause one, eventually somebody will give me 10. And two, I just need the word to go around that I'm charging 10. Now also, so I'm not getting booked. You have to be able to, able and willing to sustain You better be able to play that game. to sustain without getting that 10 though. You have to.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Yeah. You gotta be able to, this what I want. You gotta be able to do some of this shit. You gotta hold out. Yeah, if you wanna hold out, you just gotta be able to weather the storm. You got to hold out. Yeah, if you want to hold out, you just got to be able to weather the storm. Yeah. I think that when the shit goes-
Starting point is 00:59:09 That was one of my and Ian's first little sit downs when he kept telling me to not take my $3,500 brown bag. I was like, what do you mean? Look, it's a brown bag full of money. And if I do this a couple of money, and if I do this a couple times, yeah, I need this money. Like, I can't afford to not have this money. He's like, yeah, but then everybody gonna keep knowing
Starting point is 00:59:32 that a $3,500 brown bag can get it done. You gotta say no. Nigga, why were you saying no for mad long? It was months and months and months. I was broke as shit. And that's what a real test is We don't talk about the sacrifices. That's the real test. Everybody can't everybody can't do that. Nope Or some niggas of all right, you know what? I'm a hot my hunker down and
Starting point is 00:59:54 I'm not taking no brown bags and then niggas got life knocking on the door kids and all that shit All right, you know what? Let me go get I know I could go get that That's the other thing though. if you saying your price is 10, I'm just throwing numbers out, if you saying your price is 10 and it ain't been, it's up to you to go prove why it is too. Gotta justify. Gotta justify.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Gotta justify. I was mad at you when I told you I was getting a number and you told me I gotta turn that number down. I remember we had something about that. You was like, yo man, we had something big about that. And he was like, nigga, I remember that. You gotta turn that number down, man. You don't have to go chase all the brown bags, man.
Starting point is 01:00:32 I forgot how you put it, but you put it in a way that when I went home and thought about it, I'm like, oh, I understand what he's saying. But nigga, when you in the midst, if it's easy to get a quick seven, if it's easy to drive to D.C. and get a quick nine, anything easy ain't worth having. Got it.
Starting point is 01:00:47 I mean, easy is... Relative. Thank you. I heard such a simple quote in something I was watching the other day, maybe one of them shows or whatever, but the thing about being great, I mean, part of being great is being great. That's the end of the quote.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Like you gotta be great. So much comes with being great that if you wanna be great, then you gotta actually be great, which is not taking what's easy and sitting right there, or taking the drive country to just doing some shit, some shit, bugged out shit that everybody's not signing up to do. What separates you from the pack? Now we done got serious.
Starting point is 01:01:31 I was just trying to crack on Mel. We done got serious by mistake. But also, real quick back to Mel, her price is going to remain up because she's on the podcast. She's currently working and she's currently rebuilding the cache, so it's gonna go up. Obviously she's on here, he shot her out cool. It's up. Ain't no rebuilding the cache, watch your mouth.
Starting point is 01:01:51 No, I mean, it's dead, but what I'm saying. Watch your mouth, nigga. At one point Mel was dormant, she admitted. Like she was chilling, she was over there in LA. I wouldn't necessarily say LA. She ran out of studio. Yo, this nigga. She rented out a studio.
Starting point is 01:02:02 It was a dream of mine to have a studio. But also... He's so dumb. Look at that. Do you want to do photo shoots? What camera you got? Do you have a rad? We rent those too. That's hate.
Starting point is 01:02:20 I researched that shit. You was killing it over there. You was killing it. I'm being funny. You was killing it but what I'm saying is that now, Mel, your face is out there, because Mel, you go, we don't give you enough credit, but you consistently, I don't know how I behave,
Starting point is 01:02:32 you consistently go viral at a constant rate, and you be lying that you don't be reading that shit, but you have to be looking at this shit. I told you, sometimes the shit just filters across me. Sometimes you can't not see it. You consistently, so I do feel like in closing for me, male price will stay at 30.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Even if she's not getting it, she gonna fight for the 33. She gonna try to get it out of you. Well, you shot him in the eye, look. Joe. Stop being so hidden. That nigga don't budge. Stop being so hidden. That nigga's looking stoned. That nigga's looking stoned. That Scalabar, he don't budge. That nigga don't budge. That nigga's looking stoned.
Starting point is 01:03:06 That nigga's looking stoned. That's Scalabah. He don't budge. The only person that's making moves is you and E. Erikson called, I gotta talk. You are so stupid. Gotta budge. He don't budge. That is a fact. Man, it's just Mel came into the office like, eh.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Stop, man. Shout out on that shit where you did something. I mean, I already heard about the fucking trade and shit like that. What? Did I do it? Huh? Who did the trade, did you hear? The trades, the trade, the trade conversation.
Starting point is 01:03:42 But who did a trade that involved you, Wyd? You! You traded her and Daisy. Word. Huh, Daisy, me, Mike? Oh, you're talking for Prime Rory when we did that. Yes. Oh. Well?
Starting point is 01:03:54 This still counts. This still fucking counts. I'm still a little perturbed by that situation. You have to put something of value in the trade. Okay. Okay. I was the one saying I wouldn't want to do that. You have to put something of value in the trade. Okay. I was the one saying I wouldn't want to do that, but if I had to and was forced. I can see Mel now.
Starting point is 01:04:17 I went to LA to scout. I wouldn't give Mel up so he can't. He sure did. I got... Yeah, come on now. You did. I put mad work in the scouting of Mel up so easily. He sure did. I got, yeah, you did, you did. I put mad work in the scouting of Mel. He did, he did. And it worked out.
Starting point is 01:04:31 And it worked out. And it worked out. That's all that matters. But guess what? Guess what? What? It's our favorite part of the show. A prize, bitch!
Starting point is 01:04:41 Yo, wait, hold on, you got PC? What's going on? What moment we in, you got PC? What's going on? What's going on with you? You got PC? Yo, man, it was so cute at the end of the episode. The J.B.P. That was fire. That was fire. She's got my melon body in it. She said, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Yo, I was looking on Twitter on our break, and Complex Sports posted the Joe Button basketball game, Joe Button podcast basketball game was worth the $20, in bold letters. Now, So to me, I'm just thinking that you're using your own resources, not your own resources, but using your own audience that you built, and you know, they they paying to see it.
Starting point is 01:05:27 But now you got other entities promoting. It's a little different, nigga. Are we good? That water shit you was pulling the other day, I thought you was fucked up. That 350 I had to give you, I thought you was fucked up. That was all part of, so you fell for the gaff. It was all part of the plan for some business.
Starting point is 01:05:42 You fell for the gaff, bro. And I even called Ian, I said, Ian, is everything all right? And the nigga started laughing. I bet he did. He said, everything is good. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Ha ha ha ha. I said, you sure? And the nigga joking, y'all changing waters. Ian's so. I swear to God, I swear to God. Every nigga's great. Ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 01:05:58 He said, yeah, buddy. He said, buddy, please. Yeah. And he tried to make me feel good. Oh my God. If anything was wrong, I would call you and tell you. Nigga, no you won't, cause now it's good. Everything is cool.
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Starting point is 01:06:19 Yeah. Read that. It was funny. It was. The $20 for this Patreon episode of the Joe Ben podcast is money well spent. Whoa. Hold on now. If you get it on the site.
Starting point is 01:06:31 If you get it on the site, it's $14. That's true. Yeah, you don't pay the tax. If you buy it directly on Patreon, it's $14. If you buy it directly on Patreon.com, it's $14. Yeah, because Apple doing that. If you use an app and Apple with their fees, then it's $20.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Can't do nothing about that. It's out of my hands. Out of my hands. You good? I'm cool. Boy, is that like, is that, they just doing that off the hum? Who? Them?
Starting point is 01:06:58 Oh, you're asking if I pay for the advertising? Yeah. No, they just doing that. That's humbug. They just on the shrimp. Same thing that happened with that little fight that you orchestrated. I went off Fight with a staff Hold on I ain't even that
Starting point is 01:07:21 Flip don't waste our time. It's to pay the pay per view. You talking about your pay per view with me and you? No. No. Your pay per view. Your pay per view. Money and homeboy. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, of course. Got it.
Starting point is 01:07:31 You ain't eat from that one. Yeah, yeah, I ain't, yeah. You ate from that one. I did eat from that one, yes. Good meal too. Okay, yo, please. Hardee's, seconds. Tomahawk.
Starting point is 01:07:39 Seconds and thirds. And they can fool. Wagyu Tomahawk. Loaded baked potatoes. Oh yeah, super loaded. Chives. No cheese though. Chives. Thank they can fool. Wagu tomahawks. Loaded baked potatoes. Oh yeah, super loaded. Chives. No cheese though.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Chives. Thank you man, thank you. Chives, bacon, sour cream. Hey yo, real quick. It's alright. Real quick, I did see on the internet a woman said that she was in the store with a man. He paid for her food and when she saw his order, he ordered chicken nuggets and she was turned off.
Starting point is 01:08:06 Like enough. My food selection does not turn you off. Enough of that. But it turns someone else off. Yeah, yeah. But it, don't say all your story. It can't happen, because if a chick's in front of me and orders steak well done, I'm turned off.
Starting point is 01:08:20 Joe, that's ridiculous, Joe. Yeah. Why, what does that have? Why are we judging people based off what they eat? A what? It just says you lack something. Like what? A lot of something.
Starting point is 01:08:30 Sophistication. If you're eating a well done steak, we don't have much to talk about. You skipped some steps. Yeah. Like our conversation. Your palate is basic. There's some rooms you were banned, you're banned from.
Starting point is 01:08:40 One of them is all the ones in my house. What if you go into the big rooms and ask them to make the steak well done? You're not gonna get in those rooms. You won't get in those rooms. In the right spots they won't even allow you to pick the temperature of the steak. They'll look at you funny like are you sure? No they don't allow it. It's cooked at this because this is our specialty and you can't Pup with that. You don't want to eat it this way. You don't come here. It's like when I ask for a fork in the real sushi places.
Starting point is 01:09:07 You still do that Joe? Well, no now I eat it this way, you don't come here. That's like when I asked for a fork in the real sushi places. You still do that, Joe? Well, no, now I eat it with my hands. Joe, learn how to use chopsticks, man. They told me that eating with your hands is acceptable if you don't know how to use chopsticks. Learn how to use chopsticks. You could put a little rubber band around. My thumb fell off when I was a kid. What are you talking about, learn how to use chopsticks?
Starting point is 01:09:23 It's easy. Just put the little rubber bands on the top. I don't know how to use chopsticks, it's never gonna work. I could barely hold a pen. Okay. You judging a man for eating chicken nuggets on the date? I mean, if we're in a movie theater and there's chicken nuggets.
Starting point is 01:09:37 No, we told him at a restaurant. Oh, yes. You're not getting date number two? What the fuck? But he checks all your other boxes though You guys are you wouldn't the guy the guy who ordered chicken nuggets that say like, oh, I don't know the hunting fish club He does not check the chicken tenders dear No
Starting point is 01:09:57 We're at the fucking hunting fish club We're here for a reason we're here for for a reason. We're here for top shelf shit. And you order chicken fucking nuggets? They can be top shelf chicken nuggets. Christ on a cracker, no. There is no such thing. That's white shit right there. We are Christ on a cracker.
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Starting point is 01:12:34 All right, we back. I'm conflicted. Oh, sorry. What, what's wrong? The Braun and Stephen A. Smith stuff. I'm conflicted and I wanna just say why. Go ahead. I'm not into sports.
Starting point is 01:12:44 Because he addressed it, but go on. I'm not into sports, but this came on my timeline. And me as a father, I understand how LeBron feel. But on the other hand, I understand what Stephen A is saying is that if you know your son is not doing good on the team, you're the leader of this team, you shouldn't be that sensitive. If you're allowing, I don't wanna say, if you're allowing him to play.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Of course he said that you, we know you didn't tell the coach to put him in or whatever, whatever Steven said. But I do understand what Steven is saying. Like if your son is out there and for some reason your influence got him on the team and he's able to play, he's up for scrutiny, he's up for ridicule. And to approach Stephen A. Smith and say,
Starting point is 01:13:30 yo, leave my son out of it, I can't see Stephen A. saying anything bad about Bronnie besides that he's not doing good and showing his average. I really feel that that's unfair. And it shows me that no matter how high you get there, no matter how high or successful you get on the ladder, there's still comments that may bother you and trigger you. So I'm in the middle of that.
Starting point is 01:13:52 I'm dead in the middle because I wouldn't want nobody talking about my son but I do understand what he's saying. Sometimes you need to hear that. Okay, where does everybody else stand in the LeBron versus Stephen A debate? Does everybody know what happened? At the Knicks-Lakers game the other night, LeBron came over to him after the game, looked like he had a heated conversation with him,
Starting point is 01:14:15 and he stepped off. Some of the mouth readers out there said that it looked like that conversation was about Bronnie. Stephen A then went on first take and addressed it. He said he didn't plan on addressing it, but the situation had gone so viral that he has no choice. He woke up to all these texts from executives and coworkers and his peers. I don't know that I agree with that by the way. He wanted to address it. I don't know that you have to reply to something because it's so viral.
Starting point is 01:14:43 And if people are of that belief, I think that should be reexamined. Well, this is what he said. He said he can't repeat the words because they're not suited for FCC airwaves. But he said that he wasn't going to address it, but everything went viral. That wasn't the basketball player confronting me.
Starting point is 01:15:01 That was a parent. That was a father. And I can't sit here and be angry or feel slighted by LeBron James in any way in that regard. He clearly took exception to some of the things that he heard me say and he confronted me about it. And basically said LeBron's agent has his number and can call him if he wants to. I'm on the side of Stephen A in this one.
Starting point is 01:15:23 Me too. Just because my job is to talk about athletes, well sports, and it just so happens that your child is participating, I'm just doing my job. I'm gonna talk about him. If he's doing good, we're gonna talk about him. This is what happens. You used your name, you used your star power
Starting point is 01:15:46 to get him here, and to a lot of people, he's not meeting the, he's not delivering. He's not meeting the standards, yeah. Yeah, he's not meeting the standards. So, yeah, he's gonna, a lot of scrutiny is gonna come with that. LeBron caught scrutiny first year in the league just because of the name King James
Starting point is 01:16:01 and all of the hype around him. When there's hype around something and it doesn't live up to the hype, people won't talk. So now you've used your name to get your son here. Yeah, people were already against that move. So now if your son proves everybody wrong, we don't have this conversation. But unfortunately, he's proven a lot of people right.
Starting point is 01:16:23 So they're going to point out, hey, we told you all about him they're gonna talk about him he's an athlete in the NBA we talk about athletes all right I hate to find myself on the exact opposite side of this I'm one I'm one of the bronze side I'm on the bronze side with this why do you think that Stephen A takes the opportunity to be extra critical because it's LeBron's son? I think all of the people that, let me not say all, I think a lot of the people that are critical of Brawny James, it's A, because of their relationship with his dad, or B, because it's a ratings chase. Ronnie James, like everybody, if we had the card table,
Starting point is 01:17:10 let's see everybody's hand for real. I don't want to hear that he's a player. I criticize players, so it's fair game. That's not true. There's not been another 56 pick in the draft that's been covered this way. I see. That's been critiqued this way. He ain't played enough to be critiqued.
Starting point is 01:17:31 He's critiqued when he's not in the games. I understand what you're saying. And you're doing that because of ratings. The same way the NBA aired for the first time ever the second day of the draft because of ratings. The only people who should be up to evaluate Brawny James game is A, his dad, B, the organization that drafted him. I don't want to hear about LeBron using his strings
Starting point is 01:17:57 to get him drafted because Brawny James, from what we've seen, is doing better than some of the people that were drafted after him, well, all the people that were drafted after him, and some of the people that were drafted after him. Well, all the people that were drafted after him and some of the people that were drafted before him. So there are great basketball minds that are watching this kid and banking on some of the greatest genes in the world and one of the greatest teachers and players ever helping to develop this guy into an official NBA player.
Starting point is 01:18:25 I don't wanna hear, y'all attacking him because of ratings. They're attacking him because of ratings. Steven A. don't fuck with LeBron. He said that in his response. He continued to say, me and him don't necessarily see eye to eye on a few things. Got it.
Starting point is 01:18:39 And it's been that way for some years. So if it's been that way for years. Well, I got it. I know that you do your job as it pertains to me. I'm one of the people that I've been faced with scrutiny long before my first NBA game. I've been probably the most scrutinized player in the history of the sport since early high school when my games was on ESPN 2 and all the rappers was coming out. I invented this thing. That don't have to have nothing to do with my son. LeBron didn't do nothing that any other dad in the world wouldn't do for his kids.
Starting point is 01:19:13 I agree with that part. I agree with that part. 100%. So if I'm doing what I'm supposed to do as a dad, and you would do it too because you're a dad, everybody's a dad. 100%. and you would do it too, because you're a dad, everybody's a dad. It's not for you to come and hide behind the guys of your job to use and manipulate my son's role to just attack certain things when it's not fair. It's not fair. I think it's fair to criticize Bronny if you're doing the same scrutiny to other players
Starting point is 01:19:41 in the G League or whatever developmental situation he's playing under. Which they're not. But he's doing both, right? They're not. In the G League and Laker. He doing whatever his team is asking him to do. Do you not think that, say, okay,
Starting point is 01:19:59 so I see what you're saying. And when Mark and Ish was on that shit months ago, I stand on the side of you shouldn't critique someone's child in a certain way. See, we never saw a dad and his son in the league at the same time. We've seen players' kids, but not with their dad active. See, I think you could critique the kid, but I think that it should be fair. Like, it goes even to what Chuck was saying about ESPN without saying it was about ESPN.
Starting point is 01:20:32 I don't know if you saw that last night. He went on a little rant about how they cover nothing but the Lakers and the Warriors when there's the Cavs and FKC. OKC doing great, they don't ever cover them. Which I agree, that's been my criticism of ESPN for a minute, at least in terms of NFL. Like like we're talking about the Patriots and the Cowboys Who gives a fuck?
Starting point is 01:20:50 They're not really. Hey, so I think that same thing can be applied here. Like if he's not Relevant or playing in a relevant role. It's why we covered this is still business. That's why we're covering it business that's why we're covering it. Nah, stop. Hold on, hold on. In a world where niggas is getting fired left and right, ratings be down in these places, this person losing a show, this person losing a show, we have to do what we got to do to keep these eyes on us to do our jobs. So it is talking about the Lakers, it is talking about the Cowboys for them.
Starting point is 01:21:21 Whoever they're bored, that works for them. You got your son on the Lakers. You are the face You are him in the NBA. Uh-huh. We gonna talk about him. See I Have on that you have been the number one rated morning show for 13 years You are essentially the face of this network if there's anybody that will be allowed to go off a script or change what the script is, it's you. So if you coming into work, dog,
Starting point is 01:21:53 if we come into work 10 pods in a row and I'm beating the topic down to the point that why are we even talking about this? I do expect somebody to say, hey dog. Enough. Enough now. I got you. So when they have their pre-production meetings, we even talking about this I do expect somebody to say hey dog enough enough now I got you so when they have their pre-production meetings because on TV you have meetings and LeBron know what time it is like I know what time it is y'all are talking about the hot topics the things that drive ratings you've
Starting point is 01:22:18 done your research there's analytics so we're gonna give you same thing Charles Barkley said who's the goal LeBron or Jordan they're gonna give you same thing Charles Barkley said who's the goal LeBron or Jordan? They're gonna give you Lakers talk Dallas Cowboys talk no matter what's going on in the sport, right? Some people say that's a little one. Some people say that's a large part of why The sports commentary is dwindling down the drain. I think that's the problem I think that that Stephen a in particular is compelling and talented enough to make great storylines about anything else. He's great. He's one of the, he's one of the goat to this shit.
Starting point is 01:22:51 But he works, he know what works. He is low hanging fruit. Just what you, it's just like what you just said. If you came in here 10 positive talking about something, Drake do something, we get an uptake. Why? Cause they want to see you talk about Drake. It's the same thing.
Starting point is 01:23:06 They want to see Steven A, they want to see Skip Hayd on the brown. They want to see these people who have built their on that. I absolutely love your example. And you know the history of Drake in this podcast. We wouldn't speak about his child. His child is doing songs.
Starting point is 01:23:21 Great example. His child is doing songs. Kanye's child is doing songs. We would not get on air and critique a fucking kid's song that way. Well, that's just totally different. What's the difference? Those are toddlers versus adults.
Starting point is 01:23:36 I think the same rules apply. If you're talking about somebody's kid, you're talking about somebody's kid. But you're only saying that because the kid is with the father, you're seeing them together. Because everybody's somebody's child, if you want to technically speak. We all are somebody's child. So you're saying that they're both playing on the team and you're actually seeing a father
Starting point is 01:23:53 and a son play together so it's different because you're seeing he have to be a father, not only a father, a coach and a mentor at the same time. Yes, if everybody's father was standing next to you, whatever you would say to me, you might not say it if my dad was standing right next to me. No, I would not. I think the parallel in your example would be, is if, we definitely talk about Drake a lot here, but it's when things are in the news, it would be if we came in here, rain, sleet, snails, whatever, and talked about Drake when it's not relevant, or Kendrick, or who I who I feel like, Kanye West, whoever. So when LeBron says to him, leave my son out the shit, so LeBron is aware that, yo, I know you don't fuck with me, I know you go out your way to talk about me, but don't bring my son into it. Basically, got it.
Starting point is 01:24:34 Leave my son out of our beef. I'm on your side now. You are covering my child in a manner to which you and I know why you're doing it got it the last time I That I reached out Because it's been going on for some months The last time that I told rich Paul and them to reach out to you and speak to you about it you went on air and said that that was pussy or that was corny or
Starting point is 01:25:01 Whatever the word was that he used at the time. So now when he does this address and says, LeBron has my number, Rich Paul has my number, Dallas has, fucking Dallas Maverick, Dallas Carter, Maverick Carter has my number. Okay, no, dawg, Stephen A is from Queens. You know on-site rules. You know on-site rules. You know on-site rules. I didn't want to reach out to you.
Starting point is 01:25:31 We tried that a few months ago, it didn't work. You went back on air saying whatever you said that you got a problem with. They haven't been specific about that, so I won't try to pretend, but I've seen enough clips to where it's like, that's harsh for somebody's kid. So if I felt like that watching, he gonna feel like that watching.
Starting point is 01:25:48 It ain't phone time, homie. But when I see you at the game, I'm gonna say something to you. You have to remember, Joe, that you are from the soil. People that's not from the, I'm not talking about Stephen A. You're from the soil, so your principles and morals lie different. You, and I'm not taking anything from A. You're from the source, so your principles and morals lie different.
Starting point is 01:26:08 And I'm not taking anything from you, neither, Freeze. I'm just saying, some people that experience, that give grace when they see a parent with their kid, we come from a different background when it comes to that. A lot of people don't have those same sentiments. It's all fair and game. If your mom is there, if I see somebody and their mom is there and I have an issue, I'm not saying anything. You get in the path, I'm not even going to talk to you.
Starting point is 01:26:28 I'm even going to say hello. I don't play like that because I believe in that and I would want that same grace. Some niggas don't care. Where I come from, this is on page one of the learning handbook. You don't talk about nobody kids. I don't care what's going on. There could be big stories going on. I ain't never, Remy Kid, big stories.
Starting point is 01:26:48 I never came here and said a word. You know how many kids, we know they parents out there, I don't come in here and that's not my bag. And I hope that would be reciprocated. I agree. Like don't talk about mine in a certain way. I,
Starting point is 01:27:03 You did it from more of a media perspective. Yeah, cause I don't believe in talking about nobody kids. I'm with you. With Bronny James in particular, this is still a professional athlete playing in his league. It's not just we talking about you as a G League type of player. But let me ask you, but Jalen Brunson is Rick Brunson's son.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Don't ratings chase off my kid. You get what I'm saying? Steph Curry is Del Curry's son. Do you not take into account? Del Curry ain't really been in the game since the divorce. And when Devin D'Angio said some shit to Jalen Brunson, Rick Brunson stepped up and said, Yo, who the fuck are you talking to?
Starting point is 01:27:44 Watch your mouth. You better walk over there. Like you don't treat somebody kid that way with they dance standing right there. No, again, I'm not mad at Bron's approach. I'm just saying in the who side of my own, it's Stephen A doing his job too. Back to Charles Barkley's point, dog, y'all ain't covered the cat.
Starting point is 01:27:58 We got two teams that's 50 and 10. In markets that- 50 and 11. In no 11. In markets that, no disrespect, in markets that nobody give a fuck about outside of the markets. And that's the- Bro. What do we, we know, I'm talking about from a media standpoint,
Starting point is 01:28:14 but we know LA, New York, we know the A markets. Cleveland and OKC are not A markets. So them talking about them doing this well, how many times we seen the finals and it was when it was Milwaukee versus, who was it, Phoenix or something? And we was like, this is not the finals the league wants. Why?
Starting point is 01:28:32 Because these are not the markets that we play to. We want to see New York, we want to see LA, we want to see Miami, we want to see these major cities. So we're going to talk about them with a major fan base. I'm going to ask him a question, Joe, please. You're opening up a different. Freeze, let to ask him a question, Joe, please. Freeze, let me ask you a question. What's up?
Starting point is 01:28:48 As do you look at a star, a celeb, do you look at them as that person and don't take account them being a parent, them being a father, them being a son, a daughter, do you just take that away? Because you as a parent, you're very, when it comes to your daughter, I don't play. So you should understand that same sentiment. But you're giving the caveat by saying that, yo, but Brawny is out there,
Starting point is 01:29:14 so he is subjected to be ridiculed. And I was on that same side when I listened to Stephen A's excuse. I said, well, okay, but I didn't know, what Joe just explained to me, I didn't know that he pulls things out the air to talk. I didn't know it was an all-gold situation. Yeah, I'm not mad, like, if you got a beef with me,
Starting point is 01:29:29 and you're using my kid now in your beef with me, that's fucked up, I'm not with that at all. I think Brownie's open to criticism, but I think it should be fair in terms of his importance to the team in the sport. I think picking on him because he's bronze kid as opposed to covering him like you would any other 15th man or G League player or 56 pick or whatever
Starting point is 01:29:55 is where it's. I agree. We laugh at, and this is not his child, but I'm just, this is a relative. We laugh at Greek Freaks brother in the league and he's 15th man on the bench, but it's a joke. We don't harp on him like they harp on him. No, no, no, no, no, but his name ain't that.
Starting point is 01:30:12 But I'm just saying, it's a joke making about the 15th man league because of your relation to somebody else. If his last name was something different and he wasn't, nobody would give a fuck. Facts. It's the same thing with Brown, but again, this is a mega star Brown.
Starting point is 01:30:26 We talking about who he, the name alone brings in ratings. So now they're putting a spotlight on your kid. See, but that's kind of the point too. I love all these examples you're using. Oh, you look good like that. Sorry, go ahead, bro. The Nats has caught a lot of jokes. We understand where the jokes came from,
Starting point is 01:30:43 so we don't have to get into that. When he was away from the team, the Bucks slid and lost 19 or 21 or something stupid. I'm freestyling right now, but they were losing. He came back, they started winning. Then the conversation was, oh shit, that guy we were joking on, his impact to the team, what he does to Greek Freak
Starting point is 01:31:07 and how he coaches on the sideline clearly plays a part in their winning. Not a story in sight about it. That's the fucking point. When Brawny go out there and do something that is, well, when the G League, he had that little week where he did like 23, 28, 30. Not a word.
Starting point is 01:31:27 Mom's the word about that. So we playing the ratings game, well we know how bad news works. Where that work in any, that's everything. So now if I'm a dad, I'm stepping to all business, yo. Especially if I'm LeBron. But now I'm the most powerful player in the league still. In damn near.
Starting point is 01:31:45 No, y'all can't just say what y'all want to say about the James family. In damn near American sports. Cool, I'm with you. Now my only thing with that, I don't only want to see you do it to Stephen A. Smith now. If that's your approach, you got to keep that energy with- because it ain't been just him that's been on your son like that. There's others out there who would be a little bit more aggressive if you approach them. Are they at the Laker game? They went at that because like Stephen they said in his response is it's not that he just talks about the games
Starting point is 01:32:16 He covers the games. He's at the game. He's at Lakers verse Knicks on the sideline These other niggas might not be here. That's true Lakers versus Knicks on the sideline. These other niggas might not be here. That's true. Hey, as soon as this fourth quarter whistle finishes. I'm coming over there. I'm walking over there. When the Lakers, I was at the Laker in the game
Starting point is 01:32:33 when it came to New York. That building was packed in a way where, oh, this is different from the other games. It's a lot more media. It's a lot more tourists. It's a lot more people. It's a lot more children. it's a lot more tourists, it's a lot more people, it's a lot more children, it's a lot more reporters, it's a lot of people. It's a lot more celebrities.
Starting point is 01:32:52 Hey, and that's my point about why they not covering OKC and Cleveland. Laker-Nix, both of them doing good, it's a lot of shit here. We don't care about these small market teams like that, bro. I don't want to get into small market. But go ahead, no disrespect, please. But that's the, it's real.
Starting point is 01:33:10 I'm on LeBron's side. Okay. Watch your mouth about my kid. Good shit. All right, what happened? Got some Poland Springs up in this piece. Yo, what's this, yo? Poland Springs is good water.
Starting point is 01:33:23 That's good water, man. Can I get another water, please? Poland Spring ain't bad, man. I don't mind the Poland Springs in this piece. What's this? Pulling springs are good water. That's good water. Should I get another water please? Pulling spring ain't bad man. I don't mind the pulling springs. Straight from Maine yo. That ain't bad right there. You've gotten bougie. For real, for real.
Starting point is 01:33:33 You ain't gotten bougie. That's crazy man. He spoiled us up here. He ain't spoiled us. I bought three cases of aquapana from my studio. Good. So why didn't you bring a couple with you? Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:33:45 I'm sorry. We started talking about bringing our own water. Yeah. Good. So why didn't you bring a couple with you? Oh shit. Oh my god. I'm sorry. We started talking about bringing our own water. Fuck, Ish has them all marked in the fridge. I brought mine from home. No, those are not Ish. That's tap water with Ish's name on it. That's Ian did that.
Starting point is 01:33:57 Ian did that. That's a small prank. Oh, okay, sorry. Don't tell me you drank one of those. I did not, no. Because it had Ish's name on it. It's just tap water, it's not poison. Yeah, tap water's not good. Only up here do they start acting like tap water
Starting point is 01:34:08 is like, oh, I'm gonna die. Tap water's all right. Can we come from drinking tap water, yo? Yeah, you don't drink tap water, nigga. No, but we come from drinking tap water. You know the funny shit? If I had to drink it. Y'all drink ice water?
Starting point is 01:34:19 You put ice cubes in your water? Yeah, that's tap. No, that's tap. A lot of people don't even get a fucking ice cube. He's so bougie. He put, he put, he put. I order a bottle of water. I do a Brita, personally.
Starting point is 01:34:30 And then he put a glass with ice. Maybe, maybe I haven't reached bougie status yet. Yeah, that's, whatever's that, that's where I'm at. You're going to get the train and put the aqua pond out to freeze. No, he's got a Brita. A Brita, yeah, I do a Brita, or whatever the thing is. Brita water filter.
Starting point is 01:34:41 Oh yeah, I don't, okay. I just don't like it at all. It smells different. Oh my God. Yo, y'all, y'all. Why y'all say that old ass part and let me call Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo? I don't know none of this. I'm jerking.
Starting point is 01:34:54 You losing it, son. Yo, this entire part, it's that there and let me call Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo. I missed it. That's how old I am. We're so indoctrinated with the Cuomo family, it didn't even register really. One Cuomo to another Cuomo. That's his pops.
Starting point is 01:35:11 That's how old I am. I'm talking about these niggas' dads. And Andrew Cuomo's probably older than you. Much. Andrew Cuomo is older than me. But why am I talking about Mario Cuomo, yo? How old were you when he was in office? Y'all don't give a fuck about me.
Starting point is 01:35:31 Y'all just let me get bullshit off my face. It's cool, don't worry about it, man. Don't worry about it. Go to NPR for your political terms. Yeah, yeah. We're not fact checking, name checking, none of that. Mark should have caught you. Yeah, for real We're not fact checking, name checking, none of that. We just talking about- Mark should have caught you.
Starting point is 01:35:46 Yeah, for real. I blame Mark for that one. Go on. I feel like it was towards the end of the pod. They own Mark's ass about that game. They own y'all niggas' ass, man. We talked a little bit about it before you got here. Do you have anything to add?
Starting point is 01:35:59 No, I'm not gonna add nothing. I've been pocket watching, that's all I can say. That's weird. It is. I was sucking. It is. I've been pocket watching, that's all I can say. That's weird. It is. It's not like you. It is. Pocket watching? It is.
Starting point is 01:36:09 You know the text from Ish, it says, yo, I just got in. Do you need me to come? Yo, yeah. That's funny. Dan's recalling. Yeah, baby, good morning. That's funny. Good morning. That's funny. Dan's a callin' him. Yeah, baby, give me a ring. That's funny.
Starting point is 01:36:26 Give me a ring. That's funny. Yo, you need me to go? What the fuck you doin'? Yo, I love this cast, man. I love it. I love it. He don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 01:36:37 He just, old niggas get, old niggas can get that shit off. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. What up? Not much, I'm on here, but I just got your text while we was in the middle of a topic.
Starting point is 01:36:51 What? Yo, you're an idiot, yo, what topic? Oh, you want a bottle of your phone? Yo, this is bag right here. Oh, you want a bottle of your phone. You want a pod on your phone. Yo, this is bag right here. Oh, you want a pod on your phone. OK. That's his bag. Just talk about the Oscars and shit.
Starting point is 01:37:10 Very cool. Talk about the Oscars, something like. Yeah, you got that covered. You got that covered. All right, now that's cool. That's cool. You good, though? Yeah, I'm cool.
Starting point is 01:37:21 This shit hurting a little bit, but I'm all right. All right. All right. All right, that's peace. We love a little bit, but I'm I We love you bro niggas always what do you want niggas always gotta ask some shit in that's hurting a little bit Good no, we're supposed to be vulnerable with our friends, right? That's true. That's pro. If you want to stay home, yes. You tell me when you get here, I guess. You can tell me about it when I see you. Yo, fuckin' Black Show, goodbye.
Starting point is 01:37:56 Don't let that nigga come in. He'll come in. Yo, what is wrong with GSP? That's my man. That's my man. All right, what else is there? What else is there? What else is there?
Starting point is 01:38:10 Did y'all hear Jermaine Dupreeh's comments? No. Oh, I didn't. Tell me about it, Freeze. No? Read it to us, Freeze. Let's hear it. All right, let me pull it up real quick.
Starting point is 01:38:18 Y'all talk. Jermaine Dupreeh, I don't know why you tweeted this. All right, I got it. You wanna stir some things up. He says, I'm a little lost. Can somebody tell me what the goal of being an independent artist is today? Because of all the things that people are chasing
Starting point is 01:38:32 is shit major artists do. What's the thing that indie artists do that make it special? He sounds like a dinosaur. Why'd he tweet this? He sounds like a rich person asking about what the poor's do. That too. I don't get it.
Starting point is 01:38:44 He sounds really privileged and really fucking antiquated. He sounds like a dinosaur right asking about what the poor do. That's true. I don't get it. He sounds really privileged and really fucking antiquated. He sounds like a dinosaur right there, not really understanding why. Jermaine Dupree knows better than this. He does. Yeah. What was the goal? Engagement farming.
Starting point is 01:38:55 It had to be engagement farming. I'm going with engagement farming. It might not, even JD, that might have been an intern, assistant, something like that. Let's stir shit up a little bit. Gotta be. Yeah, this one fucked me up. a intern assistant, something like that. Let's stir shit up a little bit gotta be yeah. That's this one. This one fucked me up. Independent artists keep a high percentage of things. Yes, yes, and have to do a lot more work. Yeah, do a lot
Starting point is 01:39:13 more work. They have freedom. Let's just start their major freedom. He knows that though he knows so they just trying to shake the pot. Well, he shook it and and a lot of the Independence jumped on his ass Yeah, they only know beats He wasn't wasn't He wasn't looking to sell to him. Yeah, and he was on sell to him. He might be priced out of that conversation. Hmm
Starting point is 01:39:42 I see what you did there. Nice little call back for me. Okay, okay. You good, you good, girl. You being an independent artist, did you feel a way about this? If you was an independent artist still, would you have felt a way about this? No, I wouldn't have felt a way about it.
Starting point is 01:39:57 Independence operate under a different mindset than the major label niggas, and I don't try to interlap. I don't try to put a two to half crossover. There's different horses for different courses. It's totally different games. Me, when I decided to go independent, I realized that I would do better selling to my 50,000 fans
Starting point is 01:40:18 than trying to fit into this system where much too much was expected. Do you feel like TechNine made it look good, Joe? Back then, one of the- No, TechNine made it look good. There's feel like Tech N9ne made it look good, Joe? Because back then, No, Tech N9ne made it look good. There's a lot of independence that make it look good. A lot of people talked about, they highlighted him. Like when it came to being independent.
Starting point is 01:40:34 Because he was more, he wasn't just an independent artist. Was, I'm saying wasn't, like he's not selective. He is. Yeah, shout out to Tech. Shout out to Tech N9ne. Tech was a one-stop shop, is a one-stop shop. You talk about, I'm doing my own merch, I'm routing my own tours, I'm doing my own music, I do it all, it's all in-house.
Starting point is 01:40:54 He's an anomaly to a lot of, that's not just your typical independent act right there. So that's why he's highlighted. And he still managed to sell. Sold and sells records. And a rap a lot of you niggas under the table. Yeah, an amazing rapper. And his live show was putting niggas to bed.
Starting point is 01:41:16 Really? Yeah. And was going to do sellout tours anywhere that he went. And was going to stay on the road for 300 days out of 300, maybe 300, maybe more than that, out of 365 days and was gonna have his fucking Maybach traveling on the back of all of these merch trucks because we gotta bring trucks for all of this merch we gonna sell, like we gonna make eight figures
Starting point is 01:41:42 moving around out here as an independent act. Shout out to tech, shout out to Strange Music, shout out to the whole gang over there. So, yeah, he did that. And he's doing that. Yeah, but I think it's just different, I think for like a pop artist, if you want to be the next Drake or Michael Jackson or Britney Spears or Dua Lipa, whoever,
Starting point is 01:42:02 the major label system makes sense. I'm saying he said pop. Yeah, a pop artist. The major label system makes sense. A pop artist, a major label system, probably makes sense for it, because you're not going to get that kind of marketing exposure. You don't have all the relationships with MTV, not that they matter anymore, but whatever, fill in the blank, outlet.
Starting point is 01:42:17 Playlisting and all of that shit. All of that shit. Like you need that shit for SNL, you know what I mean? All the late night shows, you need that shit. What I see start to happen is, especially in rap, it's a lot of the newer rappers, they don't want that. Right.
Starting point is 01:42:32 They realize, hey, what I have to give up to get all of that ain't really worth it. I agree. I can make a really great living over here. Every musician and artist doesn't necessarily want to be the most famous person in the world. That's not necessarily overlap. Some people are like, if I get a little famous, that's cool, but I would like to make a living
Starting point is 01:42:53 making music or art or whatever, and I don't want to be part of that rap race. At one point that confused me, that mindset. I want to make music, I want people to hear it, but I don't want to be famous. Then you're making music at a high quality level and distributing it out there in order to become, that's going to lead you to be famous.
Starting point is 01:43:16 So those type of- Your goals can change along the way though, due to exposure. Okay, true. And this could be your passion. At one point I didn't agree with that. People say they're anti-social, like some of the artists anti-social. There's a lot of them. Yeah this could be your passion. I'll just say at one point I didn't agree with that. People say they're anti-social, like some of the artists anti-social.
Starting point is 01:43:28 There's a lot of them out there. Yeah, there's a lot. They are so passionate about their art and their craft that they still want to do that. They would prefer to just be, you don't have to see me like, I don't want to talk to you niggas. You want to talk to me, go listen to my album. You want my thoughts, go listen to my project. There's my thoughts. And there's a lot of them out there that just don't want to deal with folks. And people are weird. I don't want to deal with people anyway. I went through it. I mean, I did it. So. All right. Yeah, this is
Starting point is 01:43:56 actually you. When they talk about you, when they talk about the trouble that you gave, how stubborn you were, and stuff like you didn't want to do nothing when Nady told me she'd be fighting. Yeah, but that story is always told about me, how I was just rebellious and yada yada yada early in my career. But when I first got in the game, that story's never told. I was just young, wet behind the ears,
Starting point is 01:44:20 willing to do anything that I needed to do to thrive and sell, not a question asked. So what's behind the ears a little? Don't want to touch it. So do you feel like, so do you feel like, you might have had a little wipe behind your ear. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. A little wet.
Starting point is 01:44:37 A little wet, for later, Jersey City? Oh, that's what you're saying. Do you feel like, so when you initially there, you meet niggas and then you start to realize. So when you initially there, and again, this is I'm talking about 25 years ago at this point. So we probably might maybe aged out. But so if I'm doing everything that's asked of me,
Starting point is 01:45:00 which is they're putting you in places to be famous. Yes. You're not famous yet, but they're putting you in places to be famous. Oh shit. So I go to Nordstrom's yesterday. I go to Nordstrom's yesterday. It turns out one of the guys,
Starting point is 01:45:15 the older gentleman that works in Nordstrom's used to work at Def Jam. So every time he'd catch me in there, and I don't be in Nordstrom's a lot, but when he'd catch me in there, he always got some story for me. So yesterday I'm buying some drawers. Let me get some drawers up in this bitch He sees me. He says yo funny story. I
Starting point is 01:45:31 Was just thinking the other day about how when I used to work was working radio 25 years ago and Benny pew was at Def Jam and Def Jam was sending all these records out so they sent me a Rihanna record and they sent me a Joe Budden record so we was about to get on the Rihanna record but Benny Pugh called and he was like yeah yeah yeah that Rihanna shit ah ah put it to the side we don't know about that that Joe Budden we need you on that that boy is is a star. I was like, oh, shout out to Benny Pugh. I never knew that. But that's what it took to kind of be famous when you
Starting point is 01:46:12 wasn't famous. So I'm not famous. So they're sending me places. You don't want to be there. And then you get famous. And now there's a crowd everywhere you go. You need to be handled a certain way when you go. Because you famous, you got to pop handled a certain way when you go. Because you famous, you gotta pop up at
Starting point is 01:46:26 everywhere where famous people be at. It's just, I learned early on, I want nothing to do with the fame part of this. That wasn't my bad. That's not what I signed up for. I read that different when you first started talking. I thought that initially when you said it, that yo, I was willing to do whatever I needed to do,
Starting point is 01:46:45 and then I started to realize that things wasn't so favorable in my favor. Like people might have, I'm not saying our niggas, but people might have been taking advantage of me, people might have been doing stuff or putting me in positions that made me uncomfortable or make me realize that they weren't in it for me. And I can see that changing somebody's attitude
Starting point is 01:47:05 towards being famous. Like yo, this is too much of a headache. Niggas not even giving me what I really need or what I'm owed. You know, the work that I'm putting in, it's not... I remember with niggas, and shout out, niggas may get mad at me, but I remember when you first came out,
Starting point is 01:47:21 niggas was driving more of an expensive car than you was. Yeah, but I mean that's part of the game. It is, but I didn't like that shit. But see that's the other thing too. That's all part of the game. Me thinking that now, I hear you, but I don't like that shit. I don't, I feel like the artist,
Starting point is 01:47:37 I don't like that, I don't get it. The nigga that found the talent is probably gonna make more than the talent for showing you a rookie deal. Yeah. Nah, I don't like that. It should be distributed evenly. That's just what it is.
Starting point is 01:47:47 And back, look, back to JD's tweet. That's the other reason why a lot of niggas are wanting to choose independence today. They know these stories. Right. You know what I'm saying? I've heard what happened. Like Joe said, I was wet behind the ears.
Starting point is 01:47:59 I did whatever they wanted me to do. And you sign a deal that really ain't in your favor. You don't find that shit out until later on. How long did you find out that your deal was bad? Like when did you find out from when you signed it that oh shit, I'm getting fucked? If I signed in 01, shit was bad by 05. So you four years later when you said,
Starting point is 01:48:20 oh shit, I'm fucked up in this deal. But I ain't even talking about the bad deal part of it. I'm talking about once you sign it and you down to play the game, some of the positions that you'll be in. And I wasn't with it. Like they was telling me to go to clubs, stand on tables, bring 70 niggas. The label is how I got some of my street drama
Starting point is 01:48:37 back in the day. Forcing me to go be with 50 niggas everywhere you go. Why? Why? Now I gotta go beef with these niggas. Yo, go, let's niggas everywhere you go. Why? Why? Now I gotta go beef with these niggas. Yo, go, let's have a fake relationship with you and, who did I say? Neil Long.
Starting point is 01:48:51 Optics. Yo, how do you want me to tell my girlfriend that I'm doing a fake relationship with Neil? I don't wanna do none of this theatric shit that you want. The other thing too is that the way the music business is now, labels aren't even signing
Starting point is 01:49:06 you until you're successful independently. Oh yeah. And now I'm hot and doing this already, I built this infrastructure, I built this fan base, I'm making money, why am I even going over here? I was going to say that. Because they're tricky now. Even if you do want the major label deal, you should go get hot. You should go act like an independent.
Starting point is 01:49:22 Because the trick now is they tell you there's a ceiling as an independent. And there may be, but. But what they don't tell you is you could live fine. Right, it might be a nice ceiling. It's a really nice ceiling. Real tall ceiling. They don't make you think like, yo, you're going to hit this ceiling,
Starting point is 01:49:35 you can never make more, and you need us to get to the next level. I don't got to go to that level. Right, I might be cool with this. I'm good right here. Yeah. And I own all my shit, so I could do some new technology come out later on
Starting point is 01:49:45 I can go make a deal over here that changed my entire generation My entire lineage is life. Well, I don't think anyone does it for the art anymore though. That's not true No, that's not true. That's not true. Well, I'm not hearing it Douchy great example of somebody who does it for the art and produces pretty most independent artists are doing it for the art Yeah, like Okay, a lot of them. A majority. Kendrick Hall's side of that battle was preaching the art.
Starting point is 01:50:13 The art side. There are people that do it for the art. But then look what it turned into. While doing it for the art, look what it turned into. Well, if he didn't take it there. I think it remained pretty artistic all the way through. For him, for him. But then look what it, the waters can get muddy.
Starting point is 01:50:33 Sure. You know what I mean? And it can sort of make the art look different. Art don't necessarily got to be rosy. True, true. Yeah, listen, there's six million ways to die. Choose one. Like everybody's story is not gonna be the same, everybody's path not gonna be the same.
Starting point is 01:50:48 Yeah. What's for you ain't gonna be for me. There's a whole bunch of different ways to do this. You go sit by yourself or with your team and figure out the best way for you, what aligns with you, what won't feel out of pocket for you, what won't have you losing sleep at night, What won't have you losing sleep at night?
Starting point is 01:51:05 What won't have you getting fucked? What are you comfortable with? Yeah, you hang out. Who are you? First question, find out who you are. What are you? What are you cool with? What are you comfortable with? Go from there.
Starting point is 01:51:15 This may be, I'll ask you later. Don't ask me shit later. Yeah. I don't want to ask you anything too personal, because I hear how you talk about things when you, okay, did the industry, were you, did you always suffer from depression when you were younger? Or did the industry be, okay,
Starting point is 01:51:34 all right, so you answered my question. Yes. I was going to say, did the industry lead you to depression? No, no, no, no, no, I came in with mine. You came in with depression? Strapped up. Got it, okay. Fully loaded clips of depression. It can exacerbate it, but usually it's there.
Starting point is 01:51:46 It wasn't cool to be depressed. Yeah. And I don't think. It wasn't trendy. I don't think, yeah. It wasn't trendy. There wasn't audiences for that. And the label didn't know how to handle kids
Starting point is 01:51:59 going through that. Got it. But. You were just too early. And they maybe made it worse. You were just too early. But you came in with depression. Oh yeah, I came in with mine, buddy. You was definitely too early.
Starting point is 01:52:12 Strap up. Fully loaded. I'm strapped in. My final thought on this too is the way these labels are shrinking now, it's a scarier proposition to be there now than it's ever been. Facts. That's true.
Starting point is 01:52:24 They're firing everybody, that means you're getting less of the services that he's talking about in the tweet You might get shelved completely. Yeah, and then your hands are bound and you can't put shit out unless the label says so true Yeah Nasty And today is to a point like parks with you saying the labels might have to prove to the young, hot, up-and-coming artists what they can do. Right. What can you do for me? Yeah, it's clear that he didn't hear Chappell Rhone's speech
Starting point is 01:52:54 when she won the Grammy. Like, she laid it out as a young artist, you know, being shelved at a major and then dropped during pandemic. Like, she laid it out. Mm-hmm. Yeah out. Yeah everybody's not cool with getting the smallest fraction of a penny. Right. That's really it. Which is less than a penny because that's what a stream is. The smallest fraction of a fraction of a penny. Yeah a fraction of a penny. Yeah exactly. Yeah
Starting point is 01:53:20 everybody don't sign up for that math. Nope. 15% of.00001 cents per stream. I got it, I got it. This is next. At least let me get my.001. Can't even go sell out the trunk no more, god damn it. Some niggas can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some niggas sell out the trunk now.
Starting point is 01:53:40 A lot of people sell a lot of vinyls and CDs and merch, so they do that shit out the trunk still. Yeah, it's tough. One of them niggas caught me slipping all day. I bought it. Yeah? I bought it. Was it The Pressure?
Starting point is 01:53:51 Was it The Pressure? Just to be honest, I remember where you was. I was there at one point. I got it. I'm never listening to this, but I ain't gonna buy it. What'd you pay, five? Was it a CD? It was a CD?
Starting point is 01:54:06 It was like a little thumb drive or some shit? No actually, actually the store I was just talking about, it was a sweatsuit. Oh okay. Okay. But then as I was talking, I remembered that I did buy the CD of my man and Issei. The other day he was like, yo I got an album that just came out, it's one of the best albums ever and if you listen to it I promise you'll want to talk about it. I was like, alright what's your name man? I'll get it, I'll buy it.
Starting point is 01:54:24 And I bought it. I didn't hear it yet, so I can't comment on it, I promise you want to talk about it. What's your name, man? I'll get it, I'll buy it, and I bought it. I didn't hear it yet, so I can't comment on it, but yeah, I bought it. If they catch me in a good mood, I'll get 9.99. Yeah, I'll still buy it. Or 49.99 for the sweats, whatever it was. But if you just catch me on moving, yeah, no, I'm moving, dog. Sorry, buddy. Sorry, buddy, maybe next time.
Starting point is 01:54:44 I buy a lot of shit at shows. You know, the opener act, they fire. I buy your CD, my buy a t-shirt. I'm gonna go get a shirt for sure. I'm definitely getting merch, and if you got your disc out there, I'm gonna cop them. Being up here made me act like that. I was trying to get as much free shit as I can, nigga.
Starting point is 01:55:01 You want to give me shit? Y'all give it to me, salute. And then being up here with y'all niggas, watch how y'all support, it kind of changed my view. Like when I went to these divisions, you know, let me buy some shit. And I'm like, damn, this y'all price, I still purchased, but I still had complaints.
Starting point is 01:55:19 If you give me free shit, I'm not trying to buy shit. No, not really, like it depends on your promotion and how supportive you are. Some niggas be having the sob story, yo, you my inspiration, this is all I got. I got a two year old at home and four of a baby mother. It's like nigga, what? Nigga, story be so compelling. Nigga, sweating, hands is sweaty.
Starting point is 01:55:41 That's when I get out my extra stone face. That don't work on me. Stone face them down. They got a couple of videos of you in the mall stone facing niggas. That's tough when someone stop stories you and then the shit be trash. Ass.
Starting point is 01:55:54 Like y'all trying to really come up and it's like, oh I'll support it, I'll support it. And you go, you're like. Joe stone faced a nigga at the mall and the nigga used the footage to put it out. He trying to talk to Joe about something. Joe had the long coat. Joe turned around and said,
Starting point is 01:56:09 you work? Yeah, Joe got his headphones in. I'm pulling out all the tricks to try and get you to not talk to me, buddy. Yeah, that doesn't work. It don't. It don't. It don't.
Starting point is 01:56:20 And I'll power walk by you now. I know my body don't look like it, but. Yeah, I hit him with a little power walk now. Oh shit, all right, what else is important? All right, we got brand new Tory Lane, brand new Tory Lane. This is. Peterson. Peterson, the follow up to Dave Starr, so says he. Okay.
Starting point is 01:56:45 Recorded from jail. Got him on the cover with biceps and shit. He's been doing his jail workout, his calisthenics, he's looking good. From what I've heard, I liked it. I had the privilege of hearing some of it early. I haven't gone through this entire album, but from I've heard I like it a lot. Now y'all know R&B Tory is my bag. There's a little bit of that on here but this is predominantly rap. Yes. But I'm a Tory fan so good to hear him. He's been one of the ones to do the
Starting point is 01:57:20 jail album in a palatable way for me. Yes. I know a lot of people bring up Shine. I wasn't on that wagon when y'all was pushing it. That was rough. Yeah, yeah it was. Max had some rough ones, but then they got better. But Torey's got some good shit on here. The production, how he is, combining records, sounds from one record, start the next record.
Starting point is 01:57:44 You know I like all of that shit. I'm gonna play, this is track 6. Turn me up. But honestly, to run from... like, 2 to 8. Can we turn this up, Eddie? Alright, alright I get love from all the Mexicans, the whites and blacks, but you don't wanna fuckin' call them Bitch, when I get out, you know I'm steppin' in to start them Whip the song, Bruce Wayne, steppin' in to Gotham I be flyin' down like I was dressed up in the coffin
Starting point is 01:58:32 It won't be no ticket, no job, I am Shawty, Queen, Starlin' You gon' hit the strip and get that money till the morning Want it, try to play a real nigga talker So we left him deader than the president, he a starler I be with some niggas and they trippin' with his problems He shot a hot a lot on his album He missed that white ass WP, ayy I'm block, I'm blockin' Biggie He shot hot a lot on this album Miss that white ass WP, ayy
Starting point is 01:59:10 Ayy Ayy, wait a minute, ayy He flowin' Where's the B-switch? Oh shit, that's us Oh But I ain't thirsty. We can do it all Thursdays. I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. Come on, let's go. Yeah. This one. Yeah, put the Joe sample before the slap, nigga.
Starting point is 01:59:52 Yeah. Oh Man y'all lucky this way free This right here not on the jail phone So good for the devil no it sounds great Yes, no shit I got some new shit. Yeah, Pro Tools phones. Yeah. Hey, y'all adding the Melodime to that? Nah, that sounds crazy. That sounds crazy.
Starting point is 02:00:54 This is track 8, Sailor Moon. I ain't gonna play too much, but this album is available for stream streaming only, not available for purchase right this second Because that's where I was looking for it like a dumbass Sure trying to buy it Didn't see it not album in sight Again I'll do a deeper dive on this after I hit a whole thing, but hey Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y I miss this guy. Yeah. I miss this guy, man.
Starting point is 02:01:51 Sounds alright. I do. I do. I know the blogs is tearing him up for making himself sound like, what did they say, Nelson Mandela on the album? They kept it. Why do they say that? Because he ain't on the album making himself sound like a fucking martyr or a fucking
Starting point is 02:02:06 Political prisoner or something Justice, Disciple, all of this shit They like your dog I can't say it I can't say what they saying If you go there I'ma go to You taking it further? No, yeah
Starting point is 02:02:22 I'm not taking it there so you ain't gotta worry about that Just know I read what they was saying online No, you can't take it there, you're taking it further? I'm not taking it there, so you ain't got to worry about that. You know why I want to take it. Just know I read what they were saying online. No, you can't take it there, please. Please don't take it there. That's hilarious, though. Only me and you can know it. But isn't it funny, Freeze? It is funny, though.
Starting point is 02:02:35 It's very funny. Just don't. I need the pillow right here when he's starting. Because our lives are being dangerous. Exactly. A lot of them. When he's starting pulling the wool out. We never put that episode out?
Starting point is 02:02:42 No. It's just for us to watch, like internally? It shouldn't have been said on, it shouldn't have been said. Let me get a hand. We watch that now only. Let me get it, no. You'll never get it.
Starting point is 02:02:51 You'll never get it. Anyway, Jory's shit is fire from what I've heard. Yes it is, yes. When I hear it in full, I'll do a deeper dive, but from what I hear, smoked it, smoked it. He on there talking, man. He's talking his shit on there. I don't care about the song where he's talking about,
Starting point is 02:03:06 hey, they robbed me, Rock Nation and the lawyer and this. That's hard, but I'm over to him and Max. I'm done with that. Same. I'm done with that. Yeah, shine too much light on it. Yeah, I'm cool. We got it.
Starting point is 02:03:18 At this point, it's time for both parties to just deliver the music. Do what? That's easier said than done when we're the ones sitting up. If I'm him, I'm sitting up, and I believe that, I'm than done when we ain't the ones sitting up. If I'm him, I'm sitting up and I believe that, I'm gonna tell y'all every chance I get. Understood. He's still maintaining his innocence, be clear.
Starting point is 02:03:33 That's cool. Still appealing and all of that, like yeah, I'm gonna keep doing it. We wanna hear the slaps, dog. We wanna hear the slaps. We don't need to hear, you know what I mean? And you know, I now got when you said that Iman had to fight that guy.
Starting point is 02:03:45 My wife came to me and said, you know, call Tiana. Yeah, Tiana fucking Tiana fucking Taylor and Mustafa Mufasa Aaron P.M. and P.M. That's Mufasa. Stop. What's your DM knew I'm saying? Shut up. Hey, Ari. I did not DM him. Hey, Pia. Stop madness.
Starting point is 02:04:09 No, I fucking did not. Tell him, Mel, tell him. You don't initiate DM combo. Thank you. That's not true. Shit. You acknowledge, yeah, that shit that you did, man. Stop.
Starting point is 02:04:20 I don't remember. It's okay. Mel don't DM first. I feel like I know. Not now, I think she got the shout out, but she did before. That shout out just put her on okay. Mel don't DM first. I don't, I feel like I don't. Not now, after she got the shout out, but she did before. That shout out just put her on a... She didn't do it.
Starting point is 02:04:28 That shout out said to the Captain Planet, nigga, she changed from Rita, from the Captain Planet. She DM first there too. Hey, I... Hey. Okay, we were talking about Zyanna and Fossa. Hey, but yeah, I woke up to so many texts.
Starting point is 02:04:41 You know, let me just say this, man. Man, please, let me get it off. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Did you mean to say that in that song? I love you. But do you know how crazy it is? I woke up to so many texts. Let me just say this, man. Please, let me get it off. Go ahead, go ahead. Did you mean to say that in that song? I love you. But do you know how crazy it is? Listen to me, I do bullshit, and we don't dogpile on you.
Starting point is 02:04:53 Yes, we do. You know how crazy it is, man, to say, yo, I don't follow that nigga, I'm good, loyal to the soil. And as soon as you exit. Those are my words? Loyal to the soil is being facetious. But you said I don't follow, I'm good, I'm a team rider. When you went past that curtain.
Starting point is 02:05:11 Pierce just sold, too. You be bringing that shit up. That shit penetrated your home. When she went through that curtain, Joe, male turned to a home. Male to grown woman, she can do what he wants. I'm down with that. Don't police her behavior outside of work. We was just talking about that with the police
Starting point is 02:05:25 detective girl. Can y'all police males behavior outside of work? They just know. That's true. She can follow who she wants. And she's like she said she followed back. She didn't follow. And in addition to that, like a couple of y'all up here
Starting point is 02:05:37 like talk to the ops. Ooh. That's true. Y'all talk to the motherfucking ops and have been. And when you say couple. And I don't say nothing. I don't say don't talk to. And when you say couple. And I don't say nothing. I don't say don't talk to. And when you say couple though, it's you.
Starting point is 02:05:48 It's you. It's deceit. It's you. Oh shit. No, you a rat. It's deceit. It's deceit. We do it.
Starting point is 02:05:55 Just so you know, when she says couple, it's you. Maybe I should say several. Oh. You got me, man. You know what? I'm going to fall back. Several is more than two. I know.
Starting point is 02:06:09 It's three. Oh, it's three that talk to the ops. Three people talk to the ops? I talk to three ops because three ops is a lot. Then I need to get fired. I'm cool with three ops. I'm just doing shit on purpose. I don't believe that.
Starting point is 02:06:22 There ain't three people up here that talk to ops. Okay. That is natural. Listen, Mufasa and Tiana, that is where we're at. Your callback we lit. Don't lie on several. Don't lie on the several. Fuck out of here.
Starting point is 02:06:36 Name the ops. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Who's talking about? This is a conversation that keeps being brought up to me, so I am now in turn responding and transdedic. Wait, people have to know that they're your ops. There you go, good, I was about to say that.
Starting point is 02:06:50 We gotta know that you got ops. Like up here. I know of one op she got. Me too. No, I know two ops she got. People gotta be clear of your op list before they know that they kicking it with your ops. What's that sketch slogan?
Starting point is 02:07:05 It's the S. Shit. It's the S. That's that sketching shit. You several. You several. I ain't talking to several. You several. I know.
Starting point is 02:07:19 I don't talk to a lady. Anyways. That's your bag. That nigga's an op galore. Not me. She talking about me? I ain't on that list. She ain't talking about me. Joe, you talk nigga's an op galore, not me. She talking about me? I ain't on that list. She ain't talking about me.
Starting point is 02:07:28 Joe, you talk to ops. She ain't talking about me. No? She's not talking about me. You not talking about who? I don't know if she's not talking about me. I don't talk to no male ops. I barely talk to humans.
Starting point is 02:07:37 Are there three people in this building currently? No. Two of us all? Moving right along to Tiana and Mufasa. Sure. So now Tiana Taylor. Not me, nigga. No, not you.
Starting point is 02:07:51 I got it, man. I caught up. I caught up. I did the science. I missed it. Anyway, Tiana Taylor soft launched her relationship with Aaron Pierre, or at least that's what the internet thinks.
Starting point is 02:08:00 So I came in and wrote on the board that Amon Schumpert got a slot in Aaron Pierre. And I kinda got mad at you. And Flip got mad at me, cause yo, that's my on the board that Amon Shumpert got a slob and I kind of got mad at you. And Flip got mad at me because yo that's my man but that's my man too. And you know prideful men take the angle that you don't care what your child, what your kid's mother is doing out there. I typically agree with that. Let me say however however. Yeah, I just think that there are asterisks and caveats. And I love Tiana. Don't soft launch your next relationship like that.
Starting point is 02:08:33 Don't be lit. At Beyonce and Jay's gold party. Just don't be lit. That was a photo shoot. That shit was clean. That was clean. You can see the niggas clean. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 02:08:41 That was a hard launch. I didn't like it. But like Mel told me, I gotta defend. She said defend Tiana one time. You know what I'm saying. That was a hard launch. I didn't like it. But like Mel told me, I got to defend Tiana one time. You know what I mean? And I'm proud. Friend of the show, that's our girl. I love her, I text her, you. Dick riding, click riding.
Starting point is 02:08:55 Of course I did. She left me all red. Hey, big dog. I don't talk to you no more. I would be. Mel, you was Harlem Tiana's friend. You ain't knew Tiana? Yeah. Tiana starring in a movie with Leonardo, you was Harlem Tiana's friend New Tiana Starring in a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio Tiana. I heard no no I was aware that I was there room
Starting point is 02:09:12 But I was about to Caprio was going crazy when he seen that we've seen that chocolate milk Beautiful respectful cool down the earth all the amazing person so I can see but I'm in the middle sometime cuz I'm I'm a man. I ride with my man, but he good, you know something good They could show good Who was doing good his comeback gotta be? Got he got to do something. It's about love you nigga. I know you I know your story one of them He got it. You gotta go. He gotta do something. Hey yo, Shub, I love you, nigga. I know your story. He gotta go crazy. You gotta go get Liza Minnelli or somebody.
Starting point is 02:09:50 What? What? What? You gotta get somebody. He gotta go do some shit. Kelly Rowland. Nah, you need like. Kelly Rowland.
Starting point is 02:09:57 She's happily married. Oh, she is? Yes. Kelly Rowland's married. Very happily married. The way? Mm-hmm. No, that's Gabrielle Union.
Starting point is 02:10:05 That's her. Okay. Angelina Jolie? Nah, I gotta go bigger. Bigger than Angelina? Joe, you bugger. What would, okay let me ask you a question. You're like J-Lo with some shit.
Starting point is 02:10:15 She married to him. Who can Iman go get with right now that can compete with that launch? Nia Long. Right now. And it gotta be a sister. Nia Long. It gotta be a sister. I ain't gonna do that. It can't be no wife.
Starting point is 02:10:26 Halle Berry? Nia, yeah, no, Nia's her. Not Halle. It will always be her. New age. Come on, Fossa, new age. Yeah, that's, yeah. He won't do that hallway.
Starting point is 02:10:34 The girls are crazy. Yeah, I ain't gonna hold you, man. Fight back, show them. Fight back, show them. Who? Sandia. She's engaged. And how old is she?
Starting point is 02:10:42 Yeah, I'm like, no. I want to say like 27. 27. 27. 27. 27. Right, fight back, Sean. Sandaya. Fight back, Sean. Who? Sandaya. She's engaged. How old is she? Yeah, I'm like, no. I want to say like 27, 28. She's engaged to Tom Holland.
Starting point is 02:10:52 She's engaged to Spider-Man. Yeah, Spider-Man, yeah. While we're on these messy topics, I just want to go through a quick little rant. I've changed my thinking on that little young girl that keep talking about future every other day. I think that this is a rollout. You see, he got an album coming.
Starting point is 02:11:12 I know he got an album coming, I don't know why I can't talk today. I know he got an album coming, but Future's cooler than this. Future would not pick the young girl that's gonna run her mouth, spread all the business, and then when she made the phone call and he answered on the first ring, it's like, I don't believe he's moving like that
Starting point is 02:11:30 in real life, we done seen Future move around in real life too long for me to believe he got caught up like that. I don't believe it, I think that that's roll out and they getting ready for an album and it just is shit to make us say, oh my God, Toxic Future coming back. yeah, no, I'm not rolling with it. I don't believe it.
Starting point is 02:11:47 I don't believe none of it. But the future gotta do that? Especially after the year he just had last year. Sometimes you do when you gotta do it. I don't think he has to do anything. That's the only reason why I didn't call this rollout. Like after the year he had. How do we know the future is not matured
Starting point is 02:11:59 past the music that we're used to hearing from him? We don't know. No. No why we don't know? Because you get to keep doing shit like this. Yeah, yeah. We just got three albums last year and it... Yeah, but when I heard that first album,
Starting point is 02:12:14 the first one was the rap one, right? I heard that shit. I was like, yeah, I ain't gonna lie, man. Future might be maturing. Then he came out with an R&B album. I was like, oh, shoot, that's a shit. I just don't know how mature future looks. I don't believe that little story
Starting point is 02:12:27 is all I'm saying, number one. Number two, I know both Yandy M and DC, so I don't want to talk about it. But boy have I been laughing at this Yandy clip forever. So Yandy got a clip on Love and Hip Hop with some woman is coming up there and showing her, yo, my niece, niece, my niece, yo, I was DMing my niece.
Starting point is 02:12:47 I don't talk about this because I know both of them, but this is just too funny. Yo, I was DMing my niece, she look, look, look, and she show Yandy the DMs and Yandy say, girl, that's me. That's me sending those DMs. That's how you do. Yeah, she lying, but you hold it down in person.
Starting point is 02:13:07 Get behind closed doors and we deal with that. They say, yeah, D-com and D-Send. 360. Yeah. That's a nigga trying to get out. For years. That was funny though. Yo, for years.
Starting point is 02:13:17 That was funny, I'm sorry. I'm not talking about it, cause I love both of them. But sometimes you gotta see shit and be like, okay. That's the same shit they was saying about Rashida and Kirk, like they've been dying to leave. She's gonna let them go. Oh my Lord, yo.
Starting point is 02:13:30 I gotta watch that, I gotta get back into that. No, that's funny. I have to get back into that. Girl, that's me that sent them to you. I like that. I don't. Nah, that's holding it down in person. We deal with this behind closed doors.
Starting point is 02:13:42 True. That was me, that was me. Dedic. That was me. Nah, that's you making, but now you making... Okay, but when it is you, if that's you. I don't think it was her. I think her saying that is, you not getting that rise out of me. That was me. Ah, what you thought you had, it ain't work. Now I'm gonna go home and me and him boy have a talk
Starting point is 02:14:07 Yeah, I do like a girl I love y'all. Hey, but part of me. Yeah, they better you love a loving hip hop gangster for so long, I don't even know if that's real, I don't know if they're playing around. I don't know, but I just know that clip was funny. Then the internet found Denise, the supposed niece. And he was like, oh, nah, he damned that girl. Hey, niece wasn't half bad now. Oh.
Starting point is 02:14:47 Oh. Oh. Oh. Yo. Yeah. Shout out to my baby. At least she don't hit them bitches from the Finster. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:55 Yeah. Yeah. Yo, if you gonna hit my bitches, use the Finster, yo. Don't use your page, my page. Like, you know what I mean? Protect us. Holy damn. I ain't gonna lie.
Starting point is 02:15:12 Anywhoos. What? You about to say something, you ain't gonna lie. No, I ain't gonna lie. Like, it's hard for me to talk one of these things because, you know, but I'll be one of you. Just, you get, like, You get your shit off of me. You could talk about it.
Starting point is 02:15:27 I could talk about what? I like how you got it, because I feel the same way you feel, but I just fuck with you, I can't talk about it. What if it's really real? Like, what if it's not TV and it's real? I don't want niggas calling me, yo, hey, yo. You know, man, DC's pull up on niggas.
Starting point is 02:15:41 Yo, meet me in the Bronx real quick. Yeah, no. Yo, what up, man, DC, you good? Yo, meet me in the Bronx, yo. Yo, web, yo, web saw, get that nigga in the Bronx. Yo, DC, what up on niggas, yo, meet me in the Bronx real quick. Yeah, no. Yo, what up, man, DC, you good? Yo, meet me in the Bronx, yo, your web song, get that nigga in the Bronx. Yo, DC, what up, nigga? CND right behind him. I don't wanna smoke with them niggas.
Starting point is 02:15:52 Shout out to them. Shout out. Yo, we, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Pap and Rem, you avoided that. Click, and if he wasn't here, you avoided that. Took the whole day, the whole week off. The nigga Joe didn't even mention it, cause you love him. I know what topics I'ma avoid and not say nothing about. And I know the people on the list of, hey, they could just stay off the barocca.
Starting point is 02:16:18 I think everybody in here got that list. For sure. You got people that if they come up, there was times something came up, you walked off. Like yo, if you're doing that, I'ma walk off, you can talk about it. Like we all got- Joe would give me that look and he'll go,
Starting point is 02:16:29 and he don't ease his way in there pause. He's just like, and fuck you, nigga. I don't care if that's your friend. Fuck you, nigga. What you want to say? You got to say something to him, man? It's fucked up too. I try to keep that list short because with every name I add to the protective list Somebody else that don't deserve it is gonna get it way harder now
Starting point is 02:16:54 Because you can't get it off over here It's a fucked up way to balance this shit. Sorry logic You didn't always deserve it man, but You didn't always deserve it man. Did the envy pop back on that list after the homies called you? The envy's on the list. They called me too. The envy's on my list. The fuck that nigga's doing up there?
Starting point is 02:17:12 We was having too much fun. You got me in trouble. Your nigga called me out of me. We was having a good time. I said what y'all doing up there? So y'all forgot? We was having a good time. Sometime when you're in the room.
Starting point is 02:17:20 Dude you're right under the bus. That's Joe. That's his shit. He writes the top. He writes the top in the room. Dude, you're right under the bus. That's Joe. That's his shit. He write the top line. He write the top line on the board.
Starting point is 02:17:30 Oh, shit. I'm not lying to you. Noah made me mad about it too. The second I stopped talking about it, nobody talked about it no more. Y'all motherfuckers. Yo, that's, yo, Joe, that's. I said, oh, god damn it, they were right.
Starting point is 02:17:43 Hey, soon as I shut up, that shit went right away. I'm going to hell. Something's wrong with me. Yo, I apologize for whatever I need to apologize for that I've said over the last 10 years is broken. Sometimes I bugged out. I didn't always do the right thing. I didn't always make the right decision, but today, you know what I mean? Learning in real time.
Starting point is 02:18:05 Growth and maturity, man. Right. Oh, man. Learning in real time. That is funny. Flip is a dick. I threw him right under the bus. Hey, that's Joe shit.
Starting point is 02:18:14 That's Joe shit. He wrote the topics on the board. That's Joe shit. That's fucked up. They let us get it all forward. It was a couple of weeks. I was just sitting here, I was like, Joe shit? He was going in, yo, you know what?
Starting point is 02:18:26 Something ain't right. He did that thing, you know what? That nigga, for some reason, that beer can spray looked a little funny. Something ain't right. Joe kept going, I'm looking at Joe like, I even brought up, I said, remember, we was on tour, he was on tour with them niggas.
Starting point is 02:18:43 Shut up. Get out. What are you doing? Sorry. You was on tour with them niggas. Shut up. Get out. What are you doing? Sorry. You're going to rehash the whole shit. It's my fault. Oh, man. I love Flip, y'all.
Starting point is 02:18:53 Ready? You see, brother Flip. Sorry. I'm not ready. Don't do it. Don't do it. You can't say it. Don't do it.
Starting point is 02:18:59 If you're going to do it, if you instigate me, I'm going to do it. No. He said it. No. Joe, do it. No. All right, what else we got on the list? Joe, just say the voice. What else is on the list?, I'ma do it. Nah. He said that? No. What else we got on the list? No. What else is on the list? What else is on our list? Unfortunately, we have to say R.I.P. to a couple of really big names.
Starting point is 02:19:15 Roy Ayers, I'm sad. I love you. Thank you for everything. You are a legend in my eyes, in my dad's eyes, and plenty of artists that have sampled you's eyes. You lived a long, beautiful life. We will miss you and we will love you forever. Thank you for your contributions.
Starting point is 02:19:38 Yes. And in addition to that, unfortunately, Dwayne Wiggins, one of the founding members of Tony Tony Tony, it has been confirmed that he passed away. Yeah. Come on, man. That is just heartbreaking. So heartbreaking.
Starting point is 02:19:53 Oh! I hate when you go on these streaks of pods where you have to say rest in peace. Yeah. And then it'd be people that actually played a huge part in your life. Come on, Tony a huge part in your life come on Tony Then you say how right bladder cancer this bitch on a date line last night
Starting point is 02:20:18 Yo Maybe it's time to talk about it because we're gonna be here too long. Well, this girl on Maybe it ain't the time to talk about it, because we ain't going to be here too long. But this girl on Dateline last night, I watched two Datelines. One was the classic story of a white guy tired of his wife. Hey, come on, let's go hiking. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 02:20:35 You know how that goes. Pushed over the bridge. Yes, yes. I'm going back. He kicked her ass right the fuck. Don't laugh. You know what? Yo. Sick fuck. Stop it. white people are devious, yo. That shit I flipped in the middle.
Starting point is 02:20:45 He said, Will. But Will, I'm going to walk out. I'm going to hold the pillow. Yo, Joe, please. I'll cut this whole shit. Stop it. You're giving Parks more work on that. All right.
Starting point is 02:20:53 All right. Thank you. I don't want to play. You're right. Thank you. Okay, Parks. Oh my God. Parks.
Starting point is 02:21:01 Anyway. What was the second line? Go ahead. Second day line. How do you like it? giving Parks more work on that. All right, thank you. I don't wanna play, you're right, thank you. Okay, Parks. Oh my God. Parks. Anyway. What was the second line?
Starting point is 02:21:08 Go ahead, second day line, high school sweethearts, went to the same college, got married, she's a physician, he works in IT, but he also got a baseball team on the side that she helps with, long story less long at some point She starts scamming He don't know that she's scamming. Okay, so she is borrowing money from everybody They know his parents her parents
Starting point is 02:21:37 Small town in Virginia all of their friends in the town. She hid no white friends up for 250 250 K 500 grand, 600 grand. What the fuck, own family? Yes, and everybody trust her, so they test her money. Anyway, the husband caught wind of it or started asking questions. So she say to herself, I'm gonna kill him.
Starting point is 02:22:01 So she go get some, she borrow insulin from the neighbor. Because the neighbor got a kid who was diabetic. Of course. OK. So she borrowed insulin from the neighbor. Inject the husband with insulin. He passed out and is laying on the couch for like eight hours. She's refusing to bring him to the hospital, having his family and friends come visit him,
Starting point is 02:22:24 see him on the thing and say, no, don't take him to the hospital. Jerry hated hospitals. Don't bring him to the hospital. Having his family and friends come visit him, see him on the thing and say, no, don't take him to the hospital. Jerry hated hospitals, don't bring him. Finally somebody bring him to the hospital, they do an investigation, they find the insulin in the fucking, in her fridge. And then she goes, she goes to court, she go to jail for 11 years for the scam,
Starting point is 02:22:39 I mean, for the scam shit. And then they brought her back for the murder. And even though it was all circumstantial evidence they found ass guilty of murdering her husband and he died from the end he was 38 years old he was mad healthy he was like an athlete the bodybuilder I'm sitting there like your white people I watched 90 minutes of the damn day line with the, one of them, and I'm like, I don't think they're going to explain to me the motive here. Life insurance?
Starting point is 02:23:12 She keeps asking people for money, so I would figure that- She was getting a lot of money. She was getting a lot of money. What the fuck was she doing with the money though? Was it like lifestyle upkeep or something? Well, it was a pyramid scheme, so she was- Oh, okay. So she's taking from investors and paying back some people. She said that they were doing government contracts and if you're down with this, she was a pyramid scheme, so she was gonna... So she's taking from investors and paying back. Some people, she said that they were doing
Starting point is 02:23:26 government contracts and if you're down with this, she had a whole big spirit going. But did everybody notice that her lifestyle kind of upgraded, like new cars? Well, no, because they took this family to be well off already. Oh, got it, got it. So she's doing it to keep up appearances, got it.
Starting point is 02:23:41 I don't know why she was doing it, but don't kill your husband since high school. Hey man, you about to blow the scam up. I just be amazed by white people scams. White people scams come with like audacity. Like how they got America. Yes. You know how much audacity you gotta have to say,
Starting point is 02:24:04 you know what? I'm putting insulin in you, nigga, when you get to sleep. Go take a nap. You ever had one that fight with your girls and felt like you couldn't go to sleep? I'm spilling too much now. Yo, y'all ever been in a fight with your girl and came to the realization, yo, I think that she could kill me. Your niggas are sick. Yeah, so I started looking at your bitch different.
Starting point is 02:24:32 Yo, you would kill me, wouldn't you? You would, tell the truth. Tell the truth. All of you are nuts. Sometimes it happens. Even if you didn't think that, you didn't go right to sleep. No.
Starting point is 02:24:41 You've been in a fight where you didn't just feel like you could just take a nap right then and there with your girl around. No. We talk about the one where the outrage one. Oh, no, the quiet one. The quiet one is cool. But I'm talking about the one where it's just like, I'm tired of it now. All right. All right. And this lets you got it. You talking crazy. Fuck out of here, nigga. It's my shit fuck you all right all right oh your shit oh yeah you right it's your shit I got it my bad big dog you got that ass I forgot where I was you go to sleep thinking you gotta look nigga walking around yo why you don't walk this much at night what's too good?
Starting point is 02:25:21 exercising? nah you getting one of them fights where you can tell, where you learn that she got that twitch. Like, oh shit, she just had a little neck that the little Michael Jackson thrill. This shit. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. You're right, you're right. And then you go in there. Or like that shit flips on my,
Starting point is 02:25:37 oh nah, this is your house, nah, you right. Yeah. That's a lurch one. I forgot where I was. I forgot where I was. But you got it. Then you look like, oh shit, she's been watching Snapped. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:25:50 Oh. Alright, my last TV review. So I watch a show called Accused that's really good. And apparently they came back for season 2 and I didn't know that that happened. So I was catching up on it.
Starting point is 02:26:06 Did you see the one with Nick Cannon? No. Okay. It's a good episode. Is that in season two? I think so, yeah. No, I watched the one where they bit off of the movie that we talked about
Starting point is 02:26:15 with the sexy robot. The sex robot. Okay, yeah, subservient. Yeah, so this one is with two black people. Oh, I used that one. So the wife is working, she's a professional, she don't have time to fuck him. He's asking for working, she's a professional, she don't have time to fuck him. He's asking for pussy, she's like no, she gets him an intimacy companion.
Starting point is 02:26:31 Lie, right there. And at first he's offended because I asked you for some pussy. I didn't ask you to give me a robot. But he gets the robot, the robot is fine. They start fucking, the robot is good at it. She get jealous of the robot. Anyway, not to spoil her, she ends up killing the husband because he fell in love with the robot. The robot that she bought him. And then when she went to court,
Starting point is 02:26:58 they changed the footage to make it look like the robot killed the husband and she got off. Ooh. Ooh. It's fire there. It's horrible. But black man didn't do nothing and he's dead. Well we know that's all bullshit anyway.
Starting point is 02:27:13 I spotted mad lies just from you telling the story. It's not gonna go that way. How would it go? She's not buying nothing for you to fuck. Okay. So it stops right there. And if he asking for some pussy and she not giving him some.
Starting point is 02:27:30 He going outside? He gonna get some pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well and, like. Not me. If we lacking in the bedroom, we might be lacking in some other places too.
Starting point is 02:27:40 So it's not just a sex robot. Like it's an intimacy companion. So he's falling in love with the thing. The thing is designed to know him. Like she know all his information. She start playing the piano. He's a pianist. Like it was wild.
Starting point is 02:27:52 But anyway, it's not an ad. Check it out, Accused. I think that's the last episode. And the black guy we know him from somewhere. I just don't remember his name because I'm not male with the names. All right. And the RIPs, we also want to say RIP to DJ Funk.
Starting point is 02:28:05 He was the ghetto house creator from Chicago. Okay, recipe. Very, it's like a subgenre of house music, really, really, really big in Chicago. He just passed away as well. So recipe. Recipe and peace. You fucked me up with this DJ Funk and Tony, Tony, Tony shit. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:28:24 It's terrible. Nah, now my app and Tony Tony Tony shit. I'm sorry. It's terrible. We're at the age where we are losing our legends. I feel like that was a health joke at us again. I swear, I swear. I promise. I ain't take that one out. She got a couple in the bag though. She ain't finished. That one I ain't take as a health joke. We can't crack jokes on Miss Pilates.
Starting point is 02:28:46 You can't say anything to her and you're really good. No, we can't say nothing about Miss Pilates Ozempic. That's hate right there. Pazempic. Nah, she look good, man. You kill it, man. Don't let nobody stop you, man. Fuck that.
Starting point is 02:29:03 I was there at 6.45 in the morning today. Pilates? The gym. If I go take some OZENPEC, I'm going to come here throwing up. I'm going to come here just in bad shape, man. That's why I just try to be natural. My body is a hospital. I'm so excited, it makes me wanna shout out to you I Got in see that Amber Rose our interview
Starting point is 02:30:03 All right, she uh she did her She gave her version of her versus Jocelyn. That was juicy. What else did she say? She said Kanye got with her by booking on a fake video shoot. Shout out to fake video shoots. Shout out to the fakes. Shout out to fake video shoots. Effective, it works.
Starting point is 02:30:22 It worked, right. Instant gratification instant either she's available to the bid or nah fake video shoot hosting you booked a hotel anything where she come to a city away from home and yeah yeah hotel I mean hold on boyfriend not breathing down her neck just gotta wait for a little bit I mean couple glasses of wine down her neck. Just gotta wait for a little bit. You know what I mean? Couple glasses of wine or something, whatever she's into. She gonna be hungry at some point.
Starting point is 02:30:51 At some point. After the video, huh, little Denny? After the video? You just landed, you hungry? Oh yeah, right off the plane. What are you talking about? Right off the plane, little wet Willie. Denny's.
Starting point is 02:31:03 Denny's hot. Denny's be all right, though. Wendy's just dropped a junior baconator. Right there. Denny's high. Denny's be high though. Wendy's just dropped a Junior Baconator. Come on now, what's up? That shit was looking juicy on the commercial. I had a lot of bitches that want that, man. I love them. I used to, I mean.
Starting point is 02:31:15 You want a what? That shit almost had me back at Wendy's. You want a hamburger? You talking about the, it's not 89 cent no more. How much is it, the $2, all right? Oh man, yo, I. I love you. with a small fry How one of them bookings like that and I'm picking up two
Starting point is 02:31:31 Adult actresses from the city. Are you knocking off? So I'm like yo, we go into the spot is food there. What kind of food I'm running down the menu these motherfuckers We want McDonald's. Yeah, I was like, oh shit. Those be the ones, they gives you right in the car, man. Right in the car, just take me. Oh, open the door, let's be adventurous.
Starting point is 02:31:55 Hit it outside, let me put my head out the window. They be on some, a girl that- Let's be adventurous. A girl that eat McDonald's, I'm never, you can tell. Even if she bad, if they eat McDonald's, if you eat fast food, if you have an option to take them to a nice restaurant or wherever and they say no, I want Chinese food,
Starting point is 02:32:15 Wendy's or McDonald's, you went for Tom. That's the girl that has given the ops her phone location and they will be there at your house. Well that's now Well that's now. That's now. We dumped them a year ago. They wasn't doing that before. That's now.
Starting point is 02:32:29 They wasn't doing that before. Now, yeah. If you already want a burger and fries real quick and let's hurry up and get to the house. You're going to die. Yeah, you're dead, buddy. We talking about knocking it off in the vehicle. Hey.
Starting point is 02:32:39 The parking lot. Yeah, the parking lot. Hey, yo, you know what I remember? Hey. I remember when police caught me one time in the car. What you doing? I hate, you know what I remember? Hey, what's up? Hey. I remember police caught me one time in the car. What you doing? I hate, you know what I'm doing, nigga. I hate when they ask you that question
Starting point is 02:32:50 and you have to answer, now I got to lie. What y'all was doing? Oh, no, I was just just. Math. That's how they caught Mr. C. Rest in peace, man. Rest in peace. But that is how they caught Mr. C. Mr. C
Starting point is 02:33:04 would not get some privacy. That nigga is how they caught Mr. C. Mr. C would not get some privacy. That nigga was at the junction in the car, no tent. The other cop was like, which time? Moving on. I'm not, don't put the camera on me. For real, after he got caught the first time, he was still in the street with my ear.
Starting point is 02:33:21 All right, man. That dude was in his bag. That's my nigga, man. I love Mr. C. What, I ain't turned on him like hip hop did with that shit happened? Fuck y'all talking about? Nigga, that's my man, but come on.
Starting point is 02:33:33 He was a good guy. Get a room, man. Probably could've gone to a hotel room. And Lover tried to line me. Here's the thing, and Lover tried to line you. Cause he was making Mr. C jokes when he first had it. And then I ended up at, He used to run a radio station Like an internet radio station that him and my man's had. Mm-hmm
Starting point is 02:33:51 so I'm doing my man show shout out to Gotti and At Lowe was present because he's like the owner of the station. So Gotti announced him me whatever he was like I saw him look over and go He's like, I saw him look over and go, that's official. He's like, yeah. Next thing I know he has some people come, try to lock me in a room. I'm like, yo bro.
Starting point is 02:34:10 Cause he was like, I ain't appreciate, he was saying that all of that shit, cause this is when it first came out, was false. And everybody making jokes, he was like riding for his mans. And had a problem with it. I loved that all of Seed's friends was riding for him. They was riding. I absolutely loved that. The a problem with it. I loved that all of C's friends was riding for him. They was riding.
Starting point is 02:34:25 I absolutely loved that. High 97 family was riding. I loved that. Because again, at that time in hip hop, hip hop's response wasn't as sensitive and delicate as it is today. They was handling C harshly. Crazy, it was.
Starting point is 02:34:41 You don't know what could help lead to somebody's mental state. True, people never even, mental wasn't a thought back then. You don't know what help lead to somebody's mental state Wasn't a thought back then the shit you say how it could affect somebody what nobody think about that I will say this is removing from see but I Can see why nigga not with men but go go to Pennsylvania Yeah, my girl I wish it was in my spirit meaning like I had to talk game cuz I saw a nice one like I would why would you be talking cuz I want to to ask him, what are you doing? You ain't got to do this, right? Yeah, you ain't got to do that. You ain't got to do this.
Starting point is 02:35:26 She was fired on Pennsylvania and Brooklyn. You know that back street, the shit by White Castle? I know what you're talking about. Oh. Because I read it in the paper. Yeah, sure. You've driven by it on the way to the airport. No, I was driving to Brooklyn.
Starting point is 02:35:37 I was at a Brooklyn game. Oh. Yo, listen, I'll go ahead and stitch up myself. So y'all know I always say that my girl goes out of her way to ruin my Instagram experience. And in her defense, I think she has a different Instagram than I have. I think she has Instagram plus, or an Instagram premium. Because she showed me, on her shit, she'll be looking at some cooking shit. And in the top right corner, it'll say a big picture of me with a heart with a heart to something I like
Starting point is 02:36:06 that's not what she's looking at. You click it show you three and it'll show you what they like. It take you right to where your man is getting his shit off in his back and then at the bottom it says yo Joe Budden like but whatever so sometimes she go on my followers and then she'll hit me on the text yo Yo, this catfish bitch you following? Yo, this bitch you following? She's 22, dog. Knock it off, what are you doing?
Starting point is 02:36:31 The other day she just popped up in the text. Yo, this chick right here you following? Catfish. And this other chick is a dude. I said, wait. I said, wait. Hold up. I said, time out.
Starting point is 02:36:44 I said, wait. Why you always playing around? A dude how? Why you always playing? What you mean, yo? What exactly, what you mean, yo? What kind of dude? Show me where I'm following a dude.
Starting point is 02:36:56 Man, sure enough she sent me some niggas. It was a girl, but her face was strong. It was a extra strong. I can see why. That's draw line. See, I get a little tricky. I can see how looking at home girl boy. I just unfollowed, man. I didn't want that. That's it.
Starting point is 02:37:18 I didn't want that. I was like, nigga caught me. Nigga caught me slippin'. Do you take your like back? Yeah, nigga. Are you crazy? All of the shots. Immediately. Every like.
Starting point is 02:37:31 Now they got this shit where you could click one profile and show you all the pictures that you like from them. Take them all back, right there. I still be laughing every time they show, but then the clip would never die of me on Couples Therapy when Carmen was talking to that dude face like this. I laugh every time I show, then the clip would never die of me on Couples Therapy when Carmen was talking and I'd do the face like this. I laugh every time I see that clip.
Starting point is 02:37:49 But I'm like, yo, well, everybody in that room knew already. I was the only one that didn't know. But I'm sitting there like, yo, I don't hear this nigga saying transition and shit. Am I the only one that peeping this? Shout out to Carmen, I still follow Carmen to this day. You don't mind that though, you don't mind liking pictures. I remember we tried to crack a joke on you
Starting point is 02:38:10 about liking on Instagram a trans picture or gay picture. You said, nigga, I'm not, it's a picture. He's bisexual, so he don't care. He's not bisexual. I'm not bisexual. He's not bisexual, no. I'm not the slightest. But.
Starting point is 02:38:22 Not at all. You said that, you told me itching myself, like yo, nigga, I like the slightest. Not the slightest. But, but. Not at all. But you said that, you told me itching myself, like yo nigga, I like the picture. Yeah, I don't think that means anything. I don't think it's deeper than, like if I'm friends with a transgender person and they post a picture and I want to support them, I'm liking it.
Starting point is 02:38:38 That don't mean I want to fuck you. That mean I support you and what you got going on. I know that that's not how some of them are gonna be afraid to do it. Of course, the internet don't think that. Oh, look, we got a lot of them. We got, I be afraid. Nigga, I'm with the Starlers, that's,
Starting point is 02:38:54 I can't say that, I can't say that. But yo, I be afraid, yo. The internet. I know you talking about, not you, I know what they talking about out there. Oh my God, I can't with y'all. They getting good with the knife, Parks. They getting good with the knife.
Starting point is 02:39:09 Alright. Yo. Oh my God. Snippity stop. Oh my God. Are you sure that's you? Alright, moving right along. Moving right along.
Starting point is 02:39:18 It's got me. It's almost got me, yo. Oh my God, something's wrong with you. I don't have anything else that I need to share. I don't. It's got me, Joe. God, something's wrong with you. I don't have anything else that I need to share. I don't. What's got me, Joe? Take it and good with the knife. Joe.
Starting point is 02:39:30 What? But you know what that means, right? I'm not as mature as you, Joe. But you know what that means? What? A little, there's a little part of you. Yeah. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:39:40 He's turning a pea into a pea. It might just be your pinky toe. No, no. That pinky toe is gay as hell. Let me break it down. Big flip. Sometimes you stand and you see somebody say, okay, I'm questioning it.
Starting point is 02:39:53 But thank God that you have good friends around you that can say, yo, hold on, big dog. That right there in the club. Yo, I fuck with you. I know how you feel. Chill. Oh, good looking. And then you look like,
Starting point is 02:40:06 damn, they get good with the knife in Brazil. Brazil! How you do? Hey, yo. You're fine. Oh, you're dancing to it, oh. You know who wrote this, right, man? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:40:22 Oh, oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, but come on, Joe. It was about money society. I just got cursed out the other day on the internet because of that, man. Music is music, yo. Hold up now. See?
Starting point is 02:40:56 All right, let me preface this with the R and the door. The R and the R. But them two, he was running around with. The audit and all They wasn't up to no good All right Sleepers They wouldn't have to know good The plan yeah, oh my lord, all right Okay, yo, man. Hold on Joe They got rid of the They got it. They packed him up. Oh my Lord. They packed his ass. I just saw a podcast.
Starting point is 02:41:47 I didn't watch it, but when he was singing on the phone, I'm like, who the fuck is this? Like, they gotta be one of his peoples. It's a white girl. Wait, y'all don't remember when the R was singing for the Honorable Lajman? Oh, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:42:00 No, no, no. Zanabic! No. You didn't see that? Let me save you from yourself. No, Zanabic. You've been No. All right. You didn't see that? Let me save you from yourself. You think you did that to me? You mean Minister Farrakhan?
Starting point is 02:42:08 Yes, I'm done doing that. Not Elijah Muhammad. I didn't say nothing wrong. Elijah Muhammad was gone by that time. You mean Minister Farrakhan? No, that wasn't Farrakhan. He did sit there. That was Farrakhan?
Starting point is 02:42:17 Yes. You trying to think of... You know what? You know what all can't do? Let me... All right, we do have sleepers. Damn, my memory is bad. All right, that was Farrakhan. That was know what R can't do? Let me.
Starting point is 02:42:25 All right, we do have sleepers. Damn, my memory is bad. All right, that was Farrakhan there. Yeah, Joe, you all right, bro? Why y'all keep clipping these bars, Cory? I know we're gonna go down. No, we not going down. We are not going anywhere.
Starting point is 02:42:38 You started that. Rat. Yo, I take a nag when we can get him up. What a rat. You're gonna rat on me and go right to the room somewhere as I'm clipping that word shit. Talking about, damn, we went down. But 50 grand, I'm cool. All right.
Starting point is 02:42:51 Stop it. Oh, my lord. Screenshot it. Stop. Oh, yeah, no, it went around. It went around with y'all doing out there. All right, do I have a sleeper? Do I have a sleeper?
Starting point is 02:43:02 Oh, I feel like I kind of got to play Tony. Man, what are you playing me to, man? Oh, I feel like I kinda gotta play Tony. Man, what are you playing me to, man? Show us something nice. I gotta play Tony. You be throwing a lot of shots in your sleep. Play some shit about enemies, huh? My enemies!
Starting point is 02:43:13 Hey, rock it, that, bet that. Yo, they on vibes ass about them ticket prices. Barclay? Yeah. I'm just a sky high. That's gonna be a good show. 23,000 was in the queue, trying to get tickets. The second The Link went up.
Starting point is 02:43:29 Wow. That's gonna be a good show though. I feel it. I ain't gonna lie. All right, I'm doing it. I'm doing it for Tony, Tony, Tony, man. I am going with Lay Your Head On My Pillow.
Starting point is 02:43:42 Oh, that's awesome. Lay your head on my pillow. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, relax, relax This was made to go Here we are in the room together Holding hands and it's gonna get better And I know that you're in the mood, yeah So put your purse down and take off your jacket Oh girl, it's about to get nasty And you love what we're gonna do
Starting point is 02:44:53 So lay your head on my pillow Heaven And just relax, relax Because this was made for you And just relax, relax, because this was made to go Won't you pull back the sheets and lay down Put your head above my shoulders Let me tell you how I wanna feel
Starting point is 02:45:31 You're the girl that knows my pleasure So let me go down and find my treasure Let me see where my pearl is at So lay your head on my pillow So lay your head on my pillow And just relax, relax, relax What's next for you? And just relax, relax, relax You know this bed was made to groove
Starting point is 02:46:06 And everything you wanna do Oh yeah baby And just relax, relax The girl's bed was made to groove And just relax Just relax, yeah The kids can pop they off They can always tell they're wild Yo my prelo
Starting point is 02:46:36 The kids can pop they off They can always tell they're wild Yo my prelo They can always tell they're wild Yo my prelo I'm making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my way, making my best, what makes you That is brand old music from Tony, Tony, Tony Dwayne, rest in peace That record is called Lay Your Head on My Pillow
Starting point is 02:47:17 Available in your phone and on DSPs right now It's a six minute record so I'll just do my own fade out but if you got some time let it ride out it's beautiful it is it's great song rest in peace again all right I'm going big Jersey this is Lady London is you crazy Let's go! I'm a beat to a Jay-Z, Fox niggas tryna date me Bitch, you too crazy, bitch, you too mad I just be hearing this dumb shit you said You better watch where you popping your shit Watch you done bump up your motherfucking head
Starting point is 02:48:11 Cop me the rollie, cop me the rave And when you see me, you copy and paste I'm in your saved, I'm all in your page Bookmark folder, shit that you named, love I read in your algorithm, you got a thousand niggas, I take a thousand If you took a thousand pictures, I got a thousand dollars And in the crowd, a woman, you ain't the baddest, enough that you ain't a bad bitch Average, ain't cut from the same cloth, same fabric
Starting point is 02:48:30 You and her got the same body, same plastic Both of y'all going out sad, very tragic It's like tragic, ain't shit about me basic Nigga rich nigga, face it Real roasted and wasted Let's put that shit on, still fly when I'm naked Shit heavy, he embrace it Waiting hitting hoes, can't see me Bitch need LASIK, I'ma beat to a Jay-Z Fuck these niggas tryna date me, bitches you crazy I got rats, I throw it up like fuck you man
Starting point is 02:48:55 Yo baby fall by a rat, so the lil' boy party, I throw it at Chuck E. Cheese I don't do nothing, I'm still in a jewelry You did all that fuck and you still in a A But I'm still all that huffing and puffing, I know that you bluffing I smoke on a bitch like a hooker This ain't black, I'm still in a jewelry, you did all that fuck and you still in a Uber Don't do all that huffing and puffing, I know that you bluffing I smoke on a bitch like a hooker This ain't black, I'm just too faded Boy, your jewelry looks so fake, bitch I give a fuck, I'm too high-maned
Starting point is 02:49:13 I need a screwdriver for my bracelet I'm a fly bitch, I don't do weak bitch shit I don't lease it, pussy out pink pink slip And you know the truth, got the coldest coupe Girl, your APR looking like it's old as shit, come on Ain't shit. I'm basic Real real slim waisted Shit heavy he embrace it
Starting point is 02:49:36 Lace it my beats with jay-z And that is is you crazy lady London again big Jersey shop the lady London I am gonna play some Roy Ayres music via a sample That's snitching my bad Smith and Wesson home sweet home This is the story of a place that we call home Where the kids pack heat when it's time to roam Everybody's on a scramble, life's a gamble Hoppin' on a white horse, tryin' to get a handle On the fast pace that we call the last race Step with precaution when you're into this place
Starting point is 02:50:33 We got a spot on every block to make your dreams come true Just come correct with the snaps is all you do Don't come cryin' broke, still tryin' to cop the dope What parts of note do not you understand, bro? We can't afford to take shorts or be playing sports Empires need to be built, Mack, Ten's bought Or even caught for them deceased ass hustlers And we still got the pound for y'all living motherfuckers
Starting point is 02:50:55 What goes around comes back to the roots See you at the revolution in Crookletrope Yeah We live in Brooklyn I'm on a night bar on the road right now Through FAP, you know what I'm sayin'? We tryna make it big Another day another dollar debt Pigs rushing to kill the catcher collar Now I'm fed what I face now Me and my people taste crown, stayin' face down Wok Hanon sniffs around what they found Was irrelevant to we cause They were sent to represent the cause of ruckus
Starting point is 02:51:37 amongst us Now I got more pigs rushing, we handcuffin' me Take a hold of we in the custody But rushing in by some wire restin' in peace After goin' through the bullshit we get released to hit the streets Where the war still on for all of y'all Cause they can't rule like behind the wall No time at all to fake no jacks Perhaps when the gap's been Niggas won't even know what happened I'll be glad when my man come home Get get in his zone motherfuckers grab your chrome Turn my niggas in red hook, liquor shot Two of my niggas in three void, liquor shot
Starting point is 02:52:10 Two of my niggas in Roosevelt, liquor shot And all my niggas in the 90's just liquor shot Two of my shorties all around, yeah liquor shot Two of my shorties out in Bed-Stuy, liquor shot Two of my shorties out in C.I., liquor shot shot Two of my shitties oughta fuck down like a shot The eyes read time as lead shreds bond Currency change hands from yours to mine Greenbacks talk bullshit, floats on water Pager going off-court, coming from headquarters I was told if the secret code appears It means I'm wide, my dad prepared for warfare Fuck the truth, we bringing the news for your loose talk So think smart, arrest the parts if you do start our fuck's rift
Starting point is 02:52:49 The poor so fuck being rich, world is born as a motherfucking war Going on, stand strong, on your own two mister Or come confront the grim reaper Black hoodie, all black dust, leave the tease Bloody red eyes from puffin' on the black queens He lurks in the shadows so when you're sleepin' in battle That'll be until you won't live the time Salute to each and every hood labeled true
Starting point is 02:53:13 Doin' what you gotta do to break in the loop The time has come for Armageddon Give nurture to your seeds and load up your guns Done, I'm catchin' vibes that something ain't right Gettin' little hits, stomach feelin' up uptight Damn these little nappy head G-Trait bastards Running round town with the cron's tryna blast shit Ain't nothing sweet like the dark streets of Bed-Star Creeping population ending up in CI Take a ride through the flatwood side See the dread in the court for support
Starting point is 02:53:41 Hit we off with the lie Now slide through the field, Seth Lowe Say hello to the family, stick the Kim as a plan Toward the knee, somethin's goin' on So burn the buds and all my peoples in Medina stay strong Yeah, yeah Smith & Wesson also has a new album that is pretty dope. Go check that out. And Mel, you're up to bat. Alrighty, I am going to play new old music. Okay. You know, in remembrance of Dwayne Wiggins,
Starting point is 02:54:14 Tony Tony Tony, one of my favorite songs ever made. Whatever you want. My son. You bitch. I wanted to play that actually like a couple of months ago. My son is down again. It actually like a couple of months ago It's cool I only wanted to expose your heart to the finer things
Starting point is 02:54:46 I hope you like me, girl You don't need no sympathy, you just need someone who cares Whenever you want No, I can't go by Whenever you need me I'll see you soon, tell me when you can buy Now maybe I should drive by you Show you my new ride
Starting point is 02:55:16 Or take you shopping out on the town Would that make you feel your best? I'll go out of my way To make sure you have everything I'll be the one who will always be there to give you Whatever you want, whatever you want Whenever you need me, whenever you need me Call me 622-21-3-5 Whatever you want
Starting point is 02:55:49 Wherever you go I can provide Whenever you need me Call me 622-21-3-5 So, we should meet then I will try To run a game on you Don't show us my name, it's no way I'll be there for you and I'll Choose you just like me and give you my heart back
Starting point is 02:56:15 And I'll try to worry about another in your place Believe me when I say, whatever you want, girl Girl you know I can provide, whatever you need Whatever you need, please, call 6-2-21-3-5 Whatever you want, girl you know I can provide, whatever you need Whatever you need, you call 622-2135 Now you know I've never been the type to have
Starting point is 02:56:52 I've lost so many words So I tell you these feelings I have for you They are so true, babe I heard someone say That love can be so blind, yeah I'll give you your space to go and you know I'll always be there When they should think that I will try to run a game on you Just to show us my face, go away
Starting point is 02:57:21 I'll be there for you and I will Treat you just like the queen And give you fun then Never have to worry about another In your face So believe me when I say Whatever you want Do you know I can provide
Starting point is 02:57:42 Whenever you need me Whenever you need me You'll see me soon, 21 people Whatever you want girl Girl you know I can provide Whenever you need me You'll see me soon, 21 people Girl you know I will be right there for you
Starting point is 02:58:07 Whenever you need me, just call Whatever you want It's back in the day when you had to know the ad-libs to the joint, ya' know what I mean? It's when the singer wouldn't do runs all through the end of the ride Rest in peace, Dwayne Higgins La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la You're gonna be sure handy today. Yeah. Venture headed all day. Listen man, this reminds me of the old days when that was the pod, like four people. Yeah. Everybody had to have something to say, be prepared. Well research, pick each other up.
Starting point is 02:59:18 No dead spots, four people. Not all of this nine, 10 people shit that you niggas is used to, this fucking spoiled treatment. Now you just did that. I just showed you. This fucking spoiled rotten shit that you guys are on. Look, there's four people. They feel like it's empty.
Starting point is 02:59:32 Oh, yeah. Ooh. Oh. Who's going to do the talking here? Oh, is everybody OK? You asked for it. Let the fans hear. No, obviously not.
Starting point is 02:59:41 Something felt like it was missing. I'm just saying he's shorthanded. He's going to be shorthanded, too. I'm not shorthanded. I got Parks, oh, something felt like it was missing. I'm just saying he's short-handed. He's going to be short-handed. I'm not short-handed. I got Parks, Flip, and Mel here. And Ice was here for most of the show. And Imani right there. My son is there.
Starting point is 02:59:51 Cory is there. Look at Paul right there. I ain't short-handed. Mad heads. I'm just saying like. It's mad hands. Erickson here. After the.
Starting point is 02:59:57 But Erickson and Parks here. The show getting done. I'm just saying, like, you know, I have to leave as well. So I'm just, you know, that's why I was saying that. Oh, I didn't know that. You leaving or now I'm short handed. You not staying for Patreon? I give you, don't do it, you know it's a lot,
Starting point is 03:00:16 I'm getting my lip. You not staying for Patreon? You doing a half day out this piece? Joe, you know I got a lot, you know everybody flying in, you know I got a lot going on, Joe. They They gone flying anyway they flying in whether you do or not. I had to go this morning they had to go book some hotels I had to do a lot they don't. You could do that over the phone. No they don't. Right on the internet. They could. Not to pay for it. Yeah. They need a card on file and you have to the type of hotels I'm putting them in, they need to see me. I mean, they'll hold the room.
Starting point is 03:00:45 They'll hold the room. True. So a credit card authorization form wouldn't work? Yes, but some of it, you have to three days prior. Oh, oh yeah. All right, so you're doing a half day today. Don't start to shoot. And really it's a half a half.
Starting point is 03:00:58 Yeah, it's like a quarter of the day. It's like a quarter of the day. Joe, don't do that to your man. I came in. Held it down. We were so glad to see you. Did you see it? Yes. Did you don't do that to your man. I came in. Held it down. We were so glad to see you. Yes. Did you take?
Starting point is 03:01:07 Thank you. Absolutely. The team called me. The team had been calling me, you know, giving me, saying that, you know, I've been pretty good. That feels good. No, you've been doing good. Seriously.
Starting point is 03:01:16 All jokes aside. I appreciate that. That means a lot, yo. My man is leaving after a quarter of the day. Only if we get to turn up the first 30 minutes, I mean. You know what, brother Joe? How you gonna leave after a quarter of the pay, I mean the day?
Starting point is 03:01:33 Like, come on, man. A quarter of the what? Of the day. You said something before that. I said pay, but it was a mistake. Oh. I didn't mean to do that. Yeah, we gotta play more ball.
Starting point is 03:01:44 We gotta play ball again sometime soon, man. How's your body feeling, Jeff? My knees are out of socket, but... Did you call Michael Paul to check if something was going on with your knees? No, I did. The first thing I normally do, which is give time time, see if my body will just heal itself magically while I'm sleeping. It hasn't done that yet. That little last
Starting point is 03:02:06 move where I tried to sham guard but I can't so my knees buckled and I don't know what's going on. It's cool. I got bigger fish to fry. I got weight to lose. Of course you got bigger fish to fry. Some of y'all out there body shaming me. I see y'all your bodies I just want you to know your bodies are visible too guys tricky body shaming now and I vote to bring it back some of y'all bad-built motherfuckers out there I've been silent on because body shaming is bad. It is but when you do it first I can get you back Some of y'all body shaming me went and got the fucking bundle package out there from dr. Ari and dr. Pads and
Starting point is 03:03:01 Y'all got hips done legs done and Dr. Pads and y'all got hips done legs done light bulbs stomach sculpture tits done BBL mouth done jawline done some of y'all got a lot done bodies shaming me do the hell with the royalistic I just want you to know I see it I see it out there man y'all hold it down keep us in your prayers Lord knows well I've been reading the see it out there man. Y'all hold it down, keep us in your prayers, Lord knows. Well, I've been reading the comments. It don't look like y'all been praying. Y'all ain't been praying for niggas. Keep us in your thoughts, Lord knows. We need to be there until the next time.
Starting point is 03:03:37 I bid you adieu, farewell. Adios, arriba, dirce, hasta la vista. Au revoir, so long, goodbye. Or a simple head nod will suffice. Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let's make this one last as if it's all we have. Hey. I mean, never shorthanded.
Starting point is 03:04:00 More better blues. Never shorthanded, way more hands on deck than extremely blessed. Alright man, no close shots of me. Y'all hold it down man, everybody have a good weekend. Remember God is good. Remember 2Pac kids if don't nobody else cares. Ego. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hold up man. Let me check you off for the weekend. Anybody got weekend plans? Anybody doing anything exciting and fun? Nothing planned really no. I got the room this weekend. Hey Let's go positivity highlighter. Yes. Yes. I'll be sending tell them where they can check it out
Starting point is 03:04:35 patreon.com I'm subscribing that shit, but I'm still getting emails. Why you're subscribed I'm not subscribed for that shit, but I'm still getting emails. Why you not subscribed? Because I saw what I needed to see. Now for some more heat come back, I'm right back. Loaded Lux is in this one. Hey, I saw he was the last name announced, I seen it. What you on man, out for the weekend?
Starting point is 03:04:55 Just working on some H&B stuff. H&B? Hot Mother. I thought that stand for something else. She thought she shamed my... Hot bitches. I thought she got a restaurant deal. She doing something with the hot bitches. Hot and bothered.
Starting point is 03:05:14 Alright, working on some shit. What's that attire too? What's that maroon? Sure. I asked her to stay. I mean, everything still going good? She wouldn't listen. Remember that song? Everything still going good, eh? It's wonderful. That's right, protect it.
Starting point is 03:05:28 You don't know Maroon 5? Protect it, girl. Pogs, you be turning on your white people. I do. Pogs act like he don't know who Maroon 5 is. I know a couple of their slaps. I don't know the song you were singing though. It looks like you were just out of key or something.
Starting point is 03:05:36 That could be that one. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 03:05:44 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. he don't know who Maroon 5 is. Parks knows Maroon 5. I don't know the song you were singing though. Unless you were just out of key or something. Oh, that could definitely be true. That's possible. That could definitely be true. I'm not doing nothing this weekend, man. I'll be with my son, loving him down. Next weekend is my dad's birthday.
Starting point is 03:05:59 Oh, let's hear it out. Yeah. Shout out to the Times. We out to the Times here, buddy. There you go. Check us out. we in Atlantic City with ours for pop. Doing it big for pop, man, Timeshare time. Y'all are down out there, man, we love you. Peace, love, health, wealth and prosperity.
Starting point is 03:06:16 Until next time, we are gone. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water.
Starting point is 03:06:40 I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. Let me hit my mail. J-B-P, J-B-P. Actually, hold on, I think I have that clip real quick. We can end it with a mail. You body that mail. That's hilarious. End it with a little mail real quick. Big fucking mail.
Starting point is 03:06:52 Little mail mail wanted to get the fuck out of here. She said, yo, you're not getting rid of me like that. That easy. Really is. You gotta play the motherfucking drops. She can't say what she really is. You gotta stop thinking that, bro. She can't.
Starting point is 03:07:02 You think she can be herself? J-B-P, bro. She can't. You think she can be herself? JVP, JVP. Me. JVP. Me. JVP, JVP. Where would you be without the JVP? Me.

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