The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 810 | "Where The Magic Happens"
Episode Date: March 22, 2025Ish returns to his seat in the latest episode as the JBP kicks things off discussing his recent surgery (1:55) before diving into the drama between Jess Hilarious & The Breakfast Club (23:38). The roo...m then debates if there is a wrong time professionally to get pregnant (1:07:06), in new music Leon Thomas’ ‘MUTT’ remix with Chris Brown (1:17:01), Kevin Gates new album (1:19:07), and Ice addresses Joe over his review of the MAX show ‘The Pitt’ (1:21:30). Also, QueenzFlip discusses the recent activity with arrests & RICO charges (1:34:52), mentalist Oz Pearlman joins the show (2:01:16), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | NTG & Bay Swag - “Whatever For You” Ice | Kevin Gates (feat. Lingo) - “Therapy Sessions” Parks | Marque Clae (feat. My Moma) - “Mama Told Me” Ish | Alex Isley - “Hands”
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Let's go, let's go.
This is where the magic happens.
Uh-huh.
Heart intended.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Oh shit, yeah.
That was dope.
Go on.
Don't make my mistake.
This is where the magic happens.
Let's go.
And my boy, hey.
Yeah, got my boy. Got my boy back with me. Let's go
Ready now Yeah, yeah, ready now. Yeah, go to any block now. Any block.
Nah, you know how it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get your guy back, I go to any project.
What's up, nigga?
Say something, man.
Say something.
We happy to see you, boy boy.
Yeah.
We love you, nigga.
And then Mark coming in a couple.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout out to my girl Mel here with us in spirit.
Always.
Shout out to Mel.
Which is dope for the fight.
Mel's spirit, that's fly.
For the fight.
I got it.
I'm just saying for the fight,
like when we go to the block.
We got her spirit.
Better to have her spirit.
Oh my God.
Is there a way to fix that?
Doc!
What are y'all doing? I thought you were being funny. Talking about some fly. He punched him. He punched him. Spirit
A few words shit today buddy Yeah, don't study on you know use as many words with me as you use with mouse Jones nigga talk
Oh the same amount of words. I did a word count nigga talk with me
I just been up here like being reactive to things.
Just giving bullshit takes the topics.
I ain't had nobody to just randomly shoot at.
I've been letting fucking Mark been shining up here.
That I can't shoot at niggas.
Come on man, my man's back now.
We miss you nigga.
Act like you missed us up here. Act like you missed us up here.
Likewise.
We love you.
Act like you missed us up here.
You said likewise.
Nah, nah, nah.
Came here with a fresh shapey.
Came here with a fresh shapey.
Oh yeah.
Cleaned up nice.
What you thought?
What you thought?
Drifting on your memories.
Ain't no place I would.
I love you, nigga.
This nigga walk in jukebox, yo.
You don't say I love you back, but we love you.
That foot is wrapped up.
Yeah.
They ain't no please. I love you nigga. He don't say I love you back.
But we love you.
That foot is wrapped up.
It ain't stop nothing.
He moving out here like Heathcliff.
I don't know what that is.
You don't know who Heathcliff is?
Yes.
No I ain't saying you.
It's a cat.
He was a thug. We happy to ain't saying you. The cat. It's a cat. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a bed.
He was a thug.
We happy to see you, Ish.
Likewise, my bro.
How do you feel, man?
You had the surgery?
Went all the way, flew out, got the...
Yeah.
I'm good, actually.
I thought I would've been in way more pain,
but it ain't really hurt.
Like, you know how they say grade your pain
on a one to 10?
Yeah.
I don't think I ever really went over a five.
From start to finish, even y'all seen me
when the shit happened, I was still laughing,
cracking jokes and all that shit.
Niggas like, no, you couldn't have definitely
tore your shit, you being too serious.
They said, dog, niggas be calling the ambulance
and being a different type of pain.
Well, you been shot before too.
And niggas that good insurance, they ain't gonna let that pain get much so high. And niggas. And there's that good insurance he got. Yeah. And niggas.
They ain't gonna let that pain get butt so high.
And niggas with your past that, you know,
that knock anything down.
Y'all niggas got no heart.
You got no tolerance.
Niggas got pain tolerance.
Niggas got knock niggas.
Niggas wives.
Niggas sisters.
You don't give a fuck.
Yeah, what's wrong?
Your heart not there.
You don't feel shit.
You don't feel shit.
Back in the day.
Yeah, where did this come from?
Back in the day.
Back in the day, right?
This nigga's a nutcase, bruh.
Back in the day. He ain't give a fuck, man. Look at him. That's not true, right? Naked is a nutcase, bro.
He ain't give a fuck, man.
Look at him.
That's not true.
Look at him.
That's not true, though.
I'm good, though.
Thank you, fast.
Give me those eyes, yo.
Give me the eyes.
No, and he was slimmer back then.
Hey.
He's good.
We're not going to body shame Ish to start this.
That's the fuck I am.
He's injured.
Are you kidding me?
How do you expect him to get in the gym?
How long has he been going?
Two weeks.
How do you expect him to get in the gym? How long has he been going? Two weeks?
How do you expect him to get in the gym?
Like this.
I'm in the gym.
This is the pod gym.
When you miss a few episodes.
Yo, I don't know why people haven't picked up on that one yet.
You gotta exercise.
Nobody picked up on that one yet.
Y'all come back in shape.
If there's ever a time where you miss one,
don't let it be two or more episodes.
When you get back, surprise, surprise.
What's up? Jokes on you buddy.
The whole way through.
They just had to hold and tuck them jokes?
Yeah, come on, body shaming is in, everything is in.
You crazy, my man is back.
Have you been doing a lot of candy to deal with the pain?
Zero.
Oh.
No candy?
Oh.
Nigga, triceps is strong.
You be honing yourself up, huh?
Oh yeah, you're going to get stronger. Oh yeah. Nah, shit different. strong. You be holding yourself up, huh? Oh yeah, you gotta get stronger.
Oh yeah.
Nah, shit different.
Yeah, I know.
Welcome, nigga.
Lose weight.
It's annoying.
Lose weight.
I'm down with you.
I'm in the gym.
All right, cool, let's do it.
Can't get up and snack so often.
I know it's annoying.
I ain't even gonna joke too much on your shit,
because I do know that it's, I'm sure it's annoying.
Nah, you know what it is, yo?
It make you feel helpless.
I bet.
Like, so, fuck the physical part.
Yeah. The mental part. Yeah.
The mental part is more.
Have you considered going shopping for a sweet ass cane?
What the fuck, no.
Cane ain't gonna help you.
Why?
At some point you're gonna need a cane.
It ain't enough.
You gotta get a sweet ass cane.
It's crutches for my motherfucking bins.
I got bins.
That's true.
But eventually you're gonna grow.
Hey, hey, hey.
About to put some rims on my shit. Be popping out here.
Are you gonna trick a shit out?
And I'll order the bag.
I'm sorry?
You gonna put the back, a little saddle bag?
For what? Dog I came in this bitch today with four waters.
That shit almost killed me outside.
I had to, now I'm gonna put them in my bag.
That bed.
That bed ain't off.
No it's not. Bet ain't off because you're injured, boy.
Oh, hold on, he killed some time.
He wasn't here for two weeks, nigga.
He killed some time, but you know.
Nah, we can let that slide.
Why don't you just Amazon or whatever some waters here.
So you can let that slide.
No, we can't do that.
The bet, we can't do that.
He gotta bring water every time he come here.
Yeah, it's cool, though.
But the water, you know, she's heavy.
Yeah. So I'm on the crutches with the bat. And you got help, and Yeah, that's cool though. But the water, you know, she's heavy. Yeah.
So I'm on the crutches with the back going.
And you got help, cause wifey listens to the joints
and she makes sure, yo, don't forget your water.
Don't forget.
I put it on the counter for you.
I put it on your little wheelie.
I got your keys on top of the water.
Then you can go get your water.
I like that.
How long they think you're going to be like this?
You need an intern.
I go to the physical therapist next week for this.
Hopefully I can get this off.
Remember I had the boot?
I wasn't supposed to have the boot.
The first doctor I went to was on some goofy shit.
So I wasn't supposed to have the boot.
I was supposed to have this.
You know what I'm saying?
Pitched the right way and all that to promote the healing.
Cause your foot supposed to be,
your foot supposed to literally be like you stepping
on the gas.
Cause it's bringing your tendon back up to touch each other.
That nigga had me like this.
You know what I'm saying?
Which is counterproductive.
And they said that the scar tissue and all that shit
has started forming.
You could be walked fucked up for the rest of your life.
So we're not doing that.
So it's fixed now, right?
It's being done the right way?
Yeah.
Because honestly, I didn't care about all of that.
You're at anyway, bro. Yo, the boot is like four months.
I'll probably be on the boot for four months.
Is it being done?
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the boot for four months.
There you go.
I didn't want to hear your testimony.
It's an idiot, bro.
Oh, shit.
I'm so happy you just made it.
Word.
Four months, though.
Happiest shit, man.
Four months, roughly. Got it. Oh, right in time for the Word. Man, I had four months though. Happiest shit, man. Four months, roughly.
Got it.
Oh, right in time for the summer.
Oh yeah, when that happens.
Ooh, hey.
Hey.
You ain't fooling nobody, D.
Yo, what's wrong with y'all?
Us. Us.
Yeah, you right, y'all.
Us, you right.
All right, niggas turn everything into some bullshit.
I heard the clip.
Yo, yeah, Word, you went to LA, oh, Word.
Oh, you went for the surgery, huh? We looked up
Looked at what the doctor? Yes
Big is got a mental problem
Yeah, I'm not ready over y'all do join
Phone lock and just be forgetting everything that's a doctor that's a doctor shot a
The phone lock and just be forgetting everything. That's the Doc doing that shit.
Doc and Sade, working good, man.
Locking phone now.
The mental ass.
Fucking Gotti.
Man, we happy to see you, man.
Yeah, we're.
Thank you, fam.
Damn, son.
I know, hey.
It's cool.
You be looking up with the nice doctors.
Were you cracking jokes?
Did you give the doctor a nickname, hey, Doc E?
Huh?
Doc E.
Something wrong with you, Doc?
Did you get the Aaron Rodgers shit?
Yeah.
So it's like some new shit.
It's real minimal, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Small shit, like little couple holes, screws,
and they pull it up, do it, and pull it down.
Oh.
So I get that deer antler spray.
That's next.
I'm sorry?
What's wrong with this?
That's the Ray Lewis shit.
Deer antler spray?
Yeah, man.
That shit can get you right.
Got it. Oh, you didn't forget how to pod, right? Yeah, man. That shit done get you right. Got it?
You didn't forget how to part, right?
Long as you forget a little.
Poquito.
Oh.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah.
Poquito.
Come back speaking Spanish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was in California, so that makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah, it adds up.
I ain't go outside out there, yo.
I know.
I know, no, not at all.
I'm scared of this.
Not in LA.
This nigga's crazy.
Anyway, a lot going on. What'd I miss? I don't know not over not at all. It's not no way niggas crazy Anyway a lot going on what I missed I don't know. What did you miss since you've been going? Yeah
What has happened differently since issues been going not a whole lot?
Not really business as usual nigga. We are here moving man. We just wait we kept the seat warm for you to come back
That's it. No, you ain't miss shit They forced me to be they forced me to be that guy didn't want to look this way
What I?
Quit smoking you did it. Yeah
Congratulations up quit smoking man. I
Hate that guy. No, um, no, uh, I hate the guy that just walks in the middle of the prom walks up by the fucking punch and just does that
How many days you want this is week two or three
That's good. Fuck that. You know week two or three breathing and shit some stamina breathing. I spoke to your mother
It's Tony. So I'm young Cory. I bought you some, what you're gonna call it?
Patches?
Mullenleaf.
Oh, the old mullenleaf.
Mullenleaf, real good for you.
But I gave it away, but I bought you some.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
No, I didn't.
But I bought it.
That's some bullshit.
Yo, come on.
No, remember I told you I was buying it.
You bought it, you gave my shit away to somebody else?
No, let me tell you what.
You don't skip a beat.
No, look.
You don't skip a beat.
I want to hear this.
I bought the Mullenleaf for Joe.
For Joe.
And only Joe.
Yeah.
Okay.
Then Danny called.
Say yo, man.
That's the Mullenleaf, yo.
My lungs are low off.
And then my godfather, I told you'all he was having some issues and some surgeries
and all that shit, so I gave it to him
to make him deflame out his lungs and all that.
So I was just like, y'all replace it
and buy Joe another one.
So did you replace it and buy Joe another one?
No.
You can't walk.
Not yet, not yet.
Now it's Amazon.
Park tried to get you out.
I did.
Good?
All God does is fucking play tricks on me
See you do that and it forced you to have to care about his godfather
Like when he put it that way
But I got you know my head. All I heard was I gave it away
Coming to report a pills. Yeah
Yeah, yeah.
Did y'all keep fucking talking when it comes to this shit?
Get off the grisand.
Get out of there.
Oh, you in my phone?
Yeah, this shit lit.
You in my phone?
This shit like the tunnel in old six.
Yeah, chill.
This shit go through mad shit.
It is.
Is Hills in it?
No, he just can't.
It's fucking up.
All right, I'm ready.
Come on.
If you go to the doctor and you say you're depressed,
they always ask, have you thought about killing yourself, right?
They always have to ask that but they don't ask anything after if you say no, they just go on in the next question
They just go. Oh, do you have any allergies?
That's it you don't care about anything else and I was like what would happen if they asked one more question
What if they asked have you thought about murder?
Yeah.
What?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah.
What are you?
Have you thought about killing yourself?
No.
Have you thought about killing someone else?
Actually.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have a list and I have school tomorrow. Oh shit.
I sit alone in my book, have food, stamina, and candy.
That's it.
Okay.
Let me drop you some candy.
I didn't know you was going there.
At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn
The camera sticks in the dark, visions of bodies being burned
Four walls just staring at a nigga
I'm paranoid sleeping with my finger on the trigger
My momma's always dressing, I ain't living right
But I ain't going out without a fight
See every time my eyes close, I start sweating
And blood starts coming out my nose
Mic check, one two one two, What up, what up, what up out there?
But I don't know who it is so I'm watching my back
I don't see him when I'm deep in the covers
When I awake I don't see the motherfuck
He owns a black hat like I own
A black suit and a cane like my own
Somebody say take a chill beat
But fuck that shit, there This the nigga tryna kill me
I'm huffing in the grip when the wind blows
Every twenty seconds got me peeping out my windows
Investigating the joint for traps
Oh it feels good
Checking my telephone for texts
Feels so good
I'm staring at the woman in the corner
So happy to be here with y'all today
So blessed to have you
Here goes
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Shout out to all the entrepreneurs out there, all the podcasters out there!
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A child from the 8th of October, my toast, when my grand daddy came sober
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Peace to anybody we lost All the teachers out there, listen! All the streamers out there, all the creators out there All the lawyers out there, doctors out there
Oh!
All the parents out there, what up, what up, what up, what up? I think I'm gonna be good in my place
You like to see a spoon come in that jar
When I think back, ayy, ayy
Let's start with some hip hop, thank you
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Again shout out to our
sister Mel here with us in spirit always
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I just want the hook buddy
Come on, where we at?
Alright, there's too much going on
Make some noise, I don't know man, it's too much going on All right, nigga, you ain't all that Let's go, Ains! Hey! How you doing?
Alright, nigga, you ain't all that.
Alright, you here.
You cool.
We here, you cool.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Big Freeze is in the building.
Freeze here's something.
Brother Ice, Mr. Tankin' Further, don't make him do it.
You got the hoodie, too.
Oh, for sure. You know I'm gonna get the hoodie I'm paid how well yeah what you think expert
taking the material out something just don't change you right back here miss a
beat right on it he missed a beat on his part I'm just feeling it pause okay give
me some feedback I'm cool oh oh, shady. I ain't say nothing shady.
How's that?
I mean, that's an open term interpretation.
Sometimes when you don't say nothing, it's shady.
Yeah, I mean, all that shit's how I got shady to be.
My mama said.
Hey, hey, hey.
I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie.
You're stupid.
It's cool though.
I spoke to my mama yesterday, so play with me if you want.
You and Cory today.
Why?
Hey, make it.
That's my people.
Hey, it could be your people's all you want. Say the wrong thing thing to me and it won't be no collard greens. Say it. Sorry. Sorry.
Say the wrong thing to me.
It won't be no turkey wings.
Are you worried about all your shoes being fucked up because one foot's going to be
worn and the other one's not?
Yeah, I was coming up the stairs the other day and scraped the shit out of my sneaker.
I'm like, you're going to have one good foot.
So now the right is going to be fucked up and the left is going to be new in the box.
Some bull shit.
I'm like, I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up.
I'm going to be fucked up. I'm going to be fucked up. I'm going to be fucked up. I'm going to be my sneak. I'm like, you're gonna have one good foot.
So now the right gonna be fucked up
and the left is gonna be new in the box.
It's some bullshit.
What's most annoying about this,
just looking at your shit being wrapped up
is thinking of being about to shower
and them telling me to go get a fucking glad garbage bag.
You can hide around.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, they got fly new shit now.
What they got?
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Yeah.
All right.
I ain't saying nothing.
That's bad.
What?
Blowjobs?
No, I wasn't saying blowjobs are bad.
I'm just saying that you can't get.
I'm saying it's great to be in a position of,
hey, I'm handicapped for a few months.
I'm chill.
Blowy, blowy.
Should I lie about the handicapped?
I'd be in a relationship lying my ass like,
oh man, my legs, Charlie Harkins.
You gotta get up there.
Oh, my legs, man, my knees.
Get on top.
Yeah, you do it.
You do it.
Yeah, man.
There you go.
Little couch action.
Man, look where your brain is during the injury.
Yeah.
Listen, all you gotta do to get filthy rich out there
is change the world.
That vacu-sealed shit is a great idea.
Word is wrong.
Yeah, it's wrong.
Yeah, because that garbage bag shit,
that wasn't it at all.
Oh, Parks is here.
Hey guys.
I finished the day, hey guys.
Elmira's Fighters, Poe is here, Corey is here,
Keeb is here, Ian is here, maybe, I don't know.
Erickson is here.
Savon and Tanner are here last but certainly not least.
Each and every one of you guys are here.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
What's popping?
What's popping?
What's popping?
Feel good, feel great, man.
Great, great.
All right, good.
You're not telling me it's been an hour since I started this.
No, no, no.
Okay, I'm about to say.
Nice little Friday.
Have I lost all perception of time?
No.
It's a Friday!
Yes, sir! Wherever y'all wanna start. I'm having a little full perception of time. No. It's a Friday!
Yes, sir.
Wherever y'all want to start, anywhere y'all want to start,
anywhere in the world, I'm down to do it until you get to the gang stuff.
I mean, my trouble is...
Once we get to the gang topics, I'm telling y'all now, I'm tapping out.
After 10 years in this, I don't feel like that has to be in my ministry.
I don't feel like I have to come in here
and cover the gang stuff for you guys.
When Lisa Evers does it, I'll find out about it.
When y'all tell me about it, I'll find out about it.
And Tulen, unless y'all, y'all could do it
when we get there.
Y'all, who?
Besides me being a disruptor up here,
there's been some disruption elsewhere.
You know, Jess Hilarious in the Breakfast Club,
things be going on up there.
It's been a little bit messy.
And she's one of the wonderful crew that helped me out.
Yeah, she's messy and public.
Very, very messy.
I mean, they capitalize, you know what I'm saying?
They capitalize on everything, and I think it's dope.
You know, something that we should practice up here
when it comes to me, when I blow up.
Let's just capitalize.
You know, you took a page out your book, came up with that.
They're killing this shit.
That Contivity Highlighter came up.
I ain't gonna hold you. I was on Hayden a little bit.
Yeah.
A little bit of it.
They bodying that shit.
What?
They are bodying that shit.
What is?
We in a content game, my nigga.
They are bodying it.
Yeah.
Yo, a part of this gig is being box office.
We dinosaurs in that. Yeah, that's really what it is. I say it all the time a part of this is being box office
so
It's one thing for fans and just an audience to speculate about what's going on somewhere
It's totally different for one of them people
to get home and eat a little bit.
And get the food.
Maybe have more.
Cut off the IG Live.
Maybe even have a smoothie.
Or something.
Have a little bit of free time on your hand,
house clean, I mean ain't nothing.
Ain't got shit to do.
Nothing to do there.
Ain't nothing on tonight.
Yeah, yeah, kids sleep.
Yeah.
You know what?
No awards, no Grammys, no nothing. nothing and just look over see they phone right there fully charged
Five G what's the good one?
4k whatever that shit is saying oh man, whoo, and they just grab the phone and say
You know what?
You know what?
Golov.
I'm going to let them have it.
I'm going to fucking let these fucking strangers
know what's going on.
It's some two words, bro.
And what's been happening.
Two words.
What's the two, Golov.
I'm going to go totally off script for this one tonight.
Tell all my business.
That was looking like that good.
That was looking like, she reminded me
of the good tequila nights.
Oh shit.
That shit was like, you just be like, you know what?
Today's the last day I'm putting up with this.
I'm tired of that bitch.
I'm tired of that bitch.
So a part of me is there with it.
A part of me is there with it.
Nigga, you know how happy I was?
I think that shit happened right after the pod.
It was. Like pod day. Right after.
Yo, nothing fits, nothing gets me more excited than as soon as pod day is over,
the next work day is done.
Yeah, exactly. It's the greatest.
By the time I get home, it's news hot on the shit.
Are you shitting me?
Nigga, I went right to my topic. Listen. Oh, Jess said this.
Jess did this.
Oh shit.
I gave you about four, five topics out of this.
Listen, Jess did such an amazing job
being the messiest nigga I've ever seen in my life
that I went to bed content happy.
Not me, not me.
I went to bed and was like, yo.
No, you bugging.
I got enough from that.
Shit.
I went to bed like, alright, I'm getting up early and I'm going to FM radio for the first
time in years.
Right to 105.1.
I was so complete.
Now fuck that.
But then I woke up and, mm-hmm, everybody everybody no more sleeping in bed.
Then I picked up my phone, I seen the energy out there.
I seen a few clips dog get.
I said, who's some breakfast?
What breakfast?
Wait, what?
It's the most important meal of the day.
Wait, you not know, you lying.
Because God got a good sense of humor.
You not telling me that this bitch did all that last night
And came to work. I was gangster
No, this is some of the greatest theater. Well, that's when you sleep it off
For me, this was some of the greatest theater we've seen in a while
She woke up and got dressed talk about black Air Force one energy early. Oh
And y'all gotta be there early.
Mad or no.
Mad or no.
So you there at 5 a.m., 5.30.
Shit, might not have slept.
Staring at somebody.
Oh, you ain't asleep.
You hit a nigga already.
Already hot.
I ain't, you hit a nigga.
You didn't sleep.
And what?
I'm here.
Walked in there, and what?
I'm here.
Sit down like, none happened.
That's gangster.
And came in there to my corporate job with just a Baltimore understanding of things.
I was about to say that's that Be More shit.
That's my favorite.
Yo, there's so many components here that are great and fun.
A lot that are not so great and fun.
So where do y'all want to start in that?
Start at the live.
Start it with her.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Telling her story.
So we all know that she was out of work for some time. And as a result, as per her, she referred
another young lady to fill in in her stead.
She was pregnant, yeah.
Yeah.
Turned to leave.
So the other young lady came in and now allegedly
The radio station told her that this is what we doing. This is a temporary thing. She a producer
When she came back
It was four mics and now shorty done robbed her of her segment allegedly and wouldn't shut the fuck up
that's the gist that I got out of it. Jess had a problem with that.
And perception out there was,
oh, we kind of like her, she's killing.
She's doing this a little bit better than-
That's what I'm saying, yo, I'm in the comments,
I'm reading the comments while I'm away,
I'm away having a baby, I picked this person, y'all,
pitting two black women against each other.
It was loaded.
It was one where the mistake happened.
Yep, read the comments.
Paying too much attention to them comments.
I read that, but here's my problem with that.
Jess comes from social media.
Media being a media personality
and comments engagement is what fuels us to go.
You are no longer on social media.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
When you become used to that, you guys come from that where there's no comments, monsters, y'all don't come from that. and comments engagement is what fuels us to go on. You are no longer on social media. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
When you become used to that,
you guys come from that where there's no comments,
MySpace, you don't come from there.
That's not true, that's not true at all.
When we-
Who come from where there's no comments?
We come from comments, but-
Back in the days, back in the day,
what type of comments?
Nigga, we had to read it in the newspaper.
No!
Or read it in double Excel.
We're talking about audience, we're not 60.
Listen, MySpace, it wasn't like that.
It wasn't as engaging and as quick as it is now.
Niggas had flip phones and motherfucking next tales
when he was popping, how he came up.
I'm talking about how you came up.
I'm talking about being in media.
We have been-
What I'm trying to tell you is that the young lady
come from that.
Engaging in the comments, when you come from that,
same thing with me, you become used to reading it
and taking criticism from your audience
in order to do, in order to say like, what I'ma do next.
It helps you, it fuels you.
That's dope if your business that you're using
the comments for are on social media, right?
If you're a social media personality,
you might listen to the comments.
She's not anymore, she is a radio broadcast personality.
She's 33 years old.
And for me, I say it a lot on here, that's
not an excuse for me. You don't behave like where you come from, you behave like
where you're going. That too. Easier said than done, but I understand. Easier said than done.
Well a lot of people's easier said than done. You're a walking t-shirt. That just happens a lot.
Because Flip, often in these times of these conversations, goes to where we come from. And all right, cool.
Cool we come from that.
But so I don't.
But niggas throw you out in the fucking middle of the ocean
and say, expect you to learn how to swim.
There's steps to becoming a swimmer.
There's steps to adjusting to the media, to what's going on.
I agree with that.
The same thing.
I can use myself as an example, but I wouldn't.
It's just steps.
It's not as easy when you're accustomed
of doing things one way.
If she's accustomed of going through the comments
and saying, yo, my popularity or my credibility
relies on this, that's what you're used to.
It just takes steps.
It's not as easy as you guys make it seem.
Yeah, but the difference is,
Wait, wait.
Hold up, hold up.
Go ahead.
Because she's also used to being one of the people
like talking shit online.
About people.
So if you come from that, you kind of got,
you already have a built-in understanding
of how that shit works.
That's not true, Ice.
It sounds good in theory.
That's not true.
It is true.
He's one of them.
I'm one of them.
And Ice takes a joke way worse than a bunch of us take him.
I'm talking about so.
That's from a comment.
Exactly. I'm talking about a comment. Hold up, let me finish. I'm talking about- That's about comment. Exactly.
I'm talking about the comment.
Hold on, let me finish.
I'm just talking about giving power to comments.
Cool.
We Ice friends.
We love Ice.
Ice don't take jokes well from us.
He's gotten really great since you've been gone.
He got better.
No, I'm just saying.
We've been lighting his ass up.
No, we've been really letting him have it.
But you get my point.
Yo, Ice knows that we love Ice. I've been laying it on my arm. We've been lighting his ass up. No, we've been really letting him have it. But you get my point. Yo, Ice knows that we love Ice.
I've been laying it all on.
We'll go to war with Ice.
So now, if he can't take a joke good from us,
imagine what strangers might do, in theory,
to Ice when he read and shit.
You understand what I'm saying?
Now, let me give you the other side of that.
I think that's so backwards, though.
It is very backwards.
Let me give you the opposite.
My friends are joking on me.
That's not quite the same. That loves me.
Hold on. Can I, let me speak? As a's not quite the same. That loves me. Hold on.
Ish, let me speak as the person you're speaking about.
I give more of a fuck what y'all have to say than them.
That's what the mentality before was.
That's what I'm getting from that.
So you making a face?
I'm telling you something that's a fact.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I'm trying to-
I give more of a fuck what y'all have to say than them, which is why they've said way worse
shit than has been said about me with the jokes up here.
Since they, from forever.
Also, we don't need to get caught here
because Jess replied to this by saying,
cause she dismissed that notion.
She was like, no, I just happen to think and feel
the same way as some of the people that are online.
It's not me reading the comments and being affected by them.
It's, I feel like this and we got a savvy audience
who's picking up on this shit and yeah, we agree.
They not influencing me, this is how I already feel.
She said that.
I just want all parts of the argument
to be represented here.
So we don't need to get caught up right there.
When I first heard her statement I was rolling with her I
I was agreeing with her
Like yo dog again, even for us we four years into this
I had to turn off the comments for myself because I don't be wanting to see that shit. That shit really will affect. Um
because I don't be wanting to see that shit. That shit really will affect how you,
it's a public perception, right,
that somebody has of you that is totally wrong, right?
And my nigga, we can say, yo,
who gives a fuck what the public think, who cares?
Most people care, bro.
I don't give a fuck how tough niggas come in here
and act like they don't give a fuck.
Joe cares, and Joe been doing this shit for 25 years
and the public like, Joe will modify some shit
predicated on what the comments say.
We all do, we human beings, bro.
You have, that's not true, you have.
Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down.
I don't think it's based off of the comments.
I've heard Joe tell part.
I believe, and I've said it my own career,
that a lot of that's market research.
So you have to be able to read and filter
what you should be reading and what you shouldn't be reading.
None of that shit has that other effect on me.
What's the other?
Well, like I tell a story real time,
Stack Bundles couldn't read comments
because he wanted to drive to people's houses and hurt them.
I never feel like that.
I never am angry at the things they say.
Anybody different?
And I understand it.
Listen, the number one fear in the country
for a while was speaking in public.
So I make it akin to that.
Like, is that like a deadly shark coming at you?
No, but it's something that people were afraid of.
So, yes, it's a thing for Jess.
When you say it's not as easy as it sounds, the flip side to that for me could be
it could be as easy as it sounds.
You coming on a show that has been active for 15 years 13 years
Have them not only active but probably somewhere around number one for most of the time
Yeah, right no matter what you think of them today. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Legacies legacy here and what it is
So if these people are telling you like when envy and Charlamagne is saying hey
These people are telling you, like when Envy and Charlamagne are saying,
hey, they kicked my back in plenty of times
and I still gotta come in here and do what I gotta do.
And Jess's response was, yeah, but that's how y'all carry it.
That's not how I carry it.
She missing the memo.
She is.
The memo right there is your ego and your pride
and how you carry it comes secondary to the gig.
I'm agreeing with you.
I'm totally in agreement with you.
What I'm saying is Envy and Charlamagne
are 15, 20 years in.
It's because they both been on a radio pre-breakfast club.
Mm-hmm.
So it's like a veteran football player
telling his veteran football player
telling his young football player,
yo, this is how you should carry it.
You get to that level.
You get to that level of thicker skin
that she may not have right now
at this point in her career.
Okay, wait, wait, because we still could have late in things
and I wanna be clear and concise in what I'm trying to say.
Granted, I'm rolling with your theory.
You ain't there yet.
This shit affects you and it bothers you.
I think that's okay.
Cool.
Another line needs to be drawn
before you get to the internet knowing it's okay.
What you mean?
Oh, true.
Yeah, I agree with that.
We're talking about two different lines.
Yes, totally.
I'm not mad at her for feeling
however she felt about comments.
You just had a baby.
This new girl is kind of ill.
Lauren is dope at what she's being asked to do.
The gig.
They're dope in different ways.
And they're women.
So I mean, all right, can we say it?
Can we say it here?
We can say it.
Where can we say it?
We can say it here.
You can say it.
Is it safe to say it?
Today?
If we have a B button.
No, say it. The E word? say it today? Yeah. If we have a B button. No, say it.
The E word?
No, it's two chinks and a...
They gonna do it, they gonna do it.
Women hate each other.
Yeah, they gonna do it.
I think this is where our sound effect
would normally come in in a short, mystic...
I don't think it's that, though, but I'm listening.
It's about...
It happens.
A lot.
It happens.
I'm not saying it's happening here,
but you have to take that into account that two women
in the same place, two K and Corso, you put them in the same cage.
You got to take account for them.
Two, two King lines.
Also, I think Jess is mistaken.
And again, this is me saying it.
I think she's mistaken and calling it her segment.
Her whole thinking around her segment and I left and then y'all started giving the segment
to Lauren to do I just follow her on Instagram.
I say her name right Lauren Lauren and then they start giving the segment to Lauren and
then when I get back to work Lauren is still in the room.
I understand that it's like you ask somebody to come over for a threesome when y'all finish
fucking that person still there. I'm serious. It's like you ask somebody to come over for a threesome when y'all finish fucking that person still there.
I'm serious, it's the same exact thing.
So I get her looking at it funny.
And she even addressed it in her clip.
She said, I see why Angelie Ye didn't say
the way that they handle shit up there,
they just not, they just not,
it's a lot of framing of shit be wrong.
I don't get that.
I'm going to be honest.
Cause this is still business at the end of the day.
No, that part.
Yeah.
And it's not your company.
You took the words out my mouth.
It's not your company.
I think that that gets played a lot.
But you can still feel a way
about how the people are conducting business.
Your companies lie to you all the time.
Yeah, even after that.
About what's going on.
But what I'm saying is.
The team lie to you about the direction they're going.
Well, yeah, that part.
We've seen that happen a million times.
I think they told her one thing.
Somebody, somebody told her something.
And I think that's where her biggest gripe was,
yo fam, y'all told me X, cool.
I come back to work, y'all still telling me X.
If things have changed, let me know things have changed. So now that I can move around, y'all telling me X, if things have changed, let me know things have changed.
So now that I can move around,
y'all telling me X and I see why.
But moving Y.
I see why.
That's the point I was making with the topics.
Jess, that show has to have a seat, preferably a lady.
A woman.
To run through the hot topics and internet fodder and famous
people. Shit,
gossip for a lot of it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, it's the hot topic
portion when she does it fucking everybody, everybody, everybody comes from
you do it. Yeah, I do it. I try to put a little nigga in, I'm for it, but it's
still the same. Yeah, same shit.
Jess with the mess was her IP that she created
on Instagram that was done a certain way
with some opinions.
To her, it was a little more than just a run
of the Hot Topics and that the line is blurred again.
Because Jess, whether you there or not,
somebody has to sit there and run through topics.
Yes. Yeah.
Whether we call it Nancy's, whatever the fuck we call it.
Word on the street.
Yeah, whatever we call it.
They need to get to combine in IPs just with the mess should have been
just with the mess away from the breakfast club.
And whatever this topic segment is, then that needs to be that.
And it also listens.
Lauren is really good though.
That too.
I didn't know about all her TMZ background and all that.
That's always, but it's real easy to look at her and listen to her.
She could read.
I'm seriously, that's the mistake.
Say they put Jess in a position to where she was fucking
up the shit because she wasn't reading with the fluidness is all I'm saying. It's a fact.
It's not Joe saying it. So y'all have to look at me stupid. I'm not. I'm just trying to
listen to you. But see, that's where the mistake come in. Because if I'm suggesting somebody to hold it down
while I'm going, I don't want to suggest nobody
that's better at certain things than me.
But why not?
If you confident what you do.
Because that motherfucker might stick.
But that's the other thing with control.
Because if you're just with the mess,
you confident in what you're doing,
you could suggest somebody.
I want to put on.
Better than me.
That's the other spot where control was the illusion.
I'm putting somebody here as the company that's good no matter what.
If you have a suggestion that will help, awesome.
But you don't call this shot.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
But the company lies to you.
And she kept saying it.
I picked her.
I picked her.
No baby, you are not the one.
Even if she was never on the radar, you're not the one that did that hair. No baby, you did not, you are not the one. Even if you did suggest it, even if she was never
on the radar and you suggested it.
Okay, you're not the one that did that.
You didn't pick, they still had to pick that, you right.
She suggested her.
Come on, let's have the uncomfortable conversation.
No, listen, so the first day, I'm pro-Jess.
I'm riding with how she explained it,
how she delivered it, all of those things.
It just seemed like corporate doing some corporate shit.
So I was rocking with her the first day,
until the next day, and then I was like.
That's when she went to work.
And when she went to work.
And they all come forward.
And now you hear the other sides of the story
because there's always other sides of the story.
Sure.
And now Envy is saying,
fam, if you felt like that, that's cool.
I spoke to you off camera,
and I told you to let me know what you feel,
and we gonna handle it,
because I fuck with you and I love you
and I rock with you, I'm gonna do what you say.
If you don't want Shorty in here,
she don't have to be in here.
Right.
That's the other thing, stop right there.
Highlight that shit.
Yo, when somebody is coming to you
and asking for honesty sometimes,
sometimes it's best to be honest.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Like we live in a world too much where-
Yes, our egos and our dicks start, well not in her case, but-
Don't do that, bro.
Our dicks start talking.
Don't do what?
I'ma get you, don't do that. Stop.
I'm serious about what I'm saying.
Stop, bro.
I don't know what you think about. I'm serious about what I'm saying.
You're not.
That was the moment to say-
How you really feel.
I don't want this young lady in the room while I'm here.
This was pitched to me as the three of us
and it should be the three of us.
She can get her great producing ass to where she was.
I thought you were saying,
speaking from the corporate side to tell Jess
that no, Shorty is doing good
so she's gonna stay in the room.
No, no, no, no.
Envy said that he spoke.
If I come to Flip, he's all right.
You're not gonna find an easy way
to deliver messages anyway.
It's not about the messages.
It's just saying if he say,
yo, Flip, be honest.
Tell me how you feel about up here.
And you lie.
We do it to Mel all the time.
We do it to Mel all the time.
Mel, you want us to hire another girl?
No. Hell no. I don you want us to hire another girl? No, hell no.
I don't want the thought of not.
Mel, cut her eyes and the bitch,
if she thinks she done walked in here, who the hell.
Mel, dead honest, no, don't hire girls.
You ain't gotta go further.
You know it.
Now imagine if Mel said, yeah sure, hire another girl.
It'll be worth it.
And then we hired a girl.
But, I thought you were speaking for another. I thought you were saying Envy Now look, now imagine if Mel said, yeah sure, hire another girl, it'll be great. And then we hire the girl. But inside she don't feel it.
I thought you were speaking for another.
I thought you were saying to Envy
and then you should have been honest to her in real time.
No, no, no, she should have been honest to them.
Got it, I'm with you.
Because Envy said, yo, I pulled you to the side,
you my nigga and I fuck with you.
If yo, if we have a conversation and some topics come up
and I'm like, flip, and I pull you to the side
on the balcony and be like, yo dog, did that bother you? Do you mind when I speak on this? And you like, nah, I don you to the side on the balcony and be like yo dog did that bother you
Do you mind when I speak on this and you like nah, I don't give a fuck my nigga
And then fill the way and then when I come in here and start talking about that shit you like yo
That's fucked up. He be bringing my such-and-such into this like yo fam I gave you an opportunity in which to say I agree that you felt a certain way. Yes
So that's what they said. They said that yo
They pulled her was like yo dog if you don't want her in the room
Will make it to be where she not in the room.
You said, nah, I don't give a fuck.
Mm-hmm.
Because sometimes you want to do what she-
Because now Shorty's greatness gonna be here with you now.
Because sometimes you want to be a team player.
You want to show that there's nothing that's bothering you.
You want to keep the morale up here.
Be careful about that because obviously it bothers you.
But that's the-
Now, if you say that, then it comes out
that you said that you don't want this girl
who was killing on there. How does that make you look at the end? How does it make you look at that? Not a that, then it comes out that you said that you don't want this girl who was killing on there,
how does that make you look at the end?
How does it make you look bad?
How does it make you look bad?
Yo, and that's the trick.
To be a team player, you have to be a team player.
Yeah. Got it.
As far as, you can't trick greatness.
You know what it takes to be great?
Being great.
So if you noted later on,
actually that comes up today
when I fucking do my quit smoking shit,
I'm not smoking.
Last time when I quit smoking and then I picked up again, I was sneaking to go smoke like
I was tricking anybody but my own self and my own body.
So now I don't do it because there is nobody to trick but you.
You're going to know when you can't breathe, this ain't for nobody else.
That ain't for nobody else.
That's for you.
If you know what's about to happen when this girl come work in full time, save it, save yourself. That's true.
If you think this girl is good and this girl is attractive and she could read
and she got a background and she's winning over public perception by just doing
the job and she's a non-threatening like could fit in.
Like she could work with three of y'all. She could work with four y'all.
It's mad problems to have with this good at her job as head as girl
Yeah, it's just being honest with yourself. That's true. Thank you. Have you like y'all now? Okay, if Steph come on
Steph go Steph when he get on the court money get Steph is gonna Steph and y'all know that's why y'all reacted to Mark Lamar
Because that's me and mark joke and I love that joke.
And y'all need to watch that clip.
Who?
Y'all.
When I'm like yo man,
think about Mark Lamar coming up.
The niggas like, yeah.
You keep forgetting the fact that earlier you was,
you know what he doing.
Talking about, you keep,
Yo stop, yo I'll fry you up.
That is me and Mark joke.
No earlier what you did that day.
Earlier that day what you did.
What did you say earlier that day?
You were criticizing our work. And that's bullshit. Hold on. That's not what took place
It stopped. I'm just telling you what our joke is. We looked at that footage like that. Don't make the joke like that
Did you see the footage? I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. I was here. Did you see the footage? I was here. But did you see the footage?
I went to watch the footage.
No I didn't.
But I remember the moment.
He criticized our work earlier today.
No nigga, Joe was playing with our intelligence that day.
Joe was playing with our intelligence saying,
yo I'm bringing Marc Lamont up here,
Lamont Hill here for y'all.
You wasn't bringing him here for us.
You were bringing him here for you.
There's a very big difference. See not to me. We ain't had a week. What's for y'all is for us. You were bringing him here for you. There's a very big difference.
See, not to me. We ain't had a week.
What's for y'all is for me.
True. But you said y'all.
It's a different. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You said y'all bringing him up here to give y'all some relief so that each one of y'all could have a day off. And me, and me.
So that each one of y'all can have a day off.
I forgot about that. I forgot all about that shit.
I didn't.
We ain't got the days off, nigga. You must have forgot.
I didn't forget.
So why we ain't get our days off?
Our key?
Because Mark is too great.
What they got to do with our days?
See, I got you.
I'm here.
You don't have me.
I'm Sprite.
I'm Sprite.
I'm lively today.
He got you.
I'm Sprite.
He got you.
You said you ain't forget.
No, he do that.
He like to stick to one point.
He got you.
He don't have me. I'm responding to one point.
He don't have me.
I'm responding to the point.
Initially, that was the thinking with Mark.
And that's what he liked to do, not account for thinking changes.
That's true.
Everybody gets a day off.
When Mark got here, he was great at his gig with everybody that was here.
Amazing.
Kilted.
So I just kept him.
What that got to do with us?
No, no, no. I got him. He was too great. I got him it. So I just kept him. What that got to do with us? What that got to do with us?
No, no, no, I got him.
He was too great.
I got him.
Nobody gets a day off now.
And he's so great.
Look, look, look.
If Mark is so great.
Why is that?
I thought the decision of me.
No, what y'all ma agreein' that Mark is amazing.
But if Mark is so great, then when you give Ice a week off the first week, Mark is so
great that we not gonna miss Ice.
Then when you give Mel a day off the second week, Mark's in so we're not gonna miss Mel then Ish then flip and go
around the board and that was your premise and you told me I couldn't get a
day off. He didn't get his day. But that's not what happened. He didn't get his day. What happened is you insert a player that improved
everybody and everything so now you keep player in I don't understand. No the
play we're not talking about the player. We're the play much y'all yeah no y'all
are better when he is so everybody that's bad to say no which means that
your premise sucks kaka because maybe it is all right maybe it maybe it's your
premise was phony fuck I didn't know mark was gonna come in and do that stop
that's not true I'm not no way you gonna say I did not know that mark was going to do that so would you bring it I don't want to was gonna come in do that stop. That's not true. I'm not no way I did not know that mark was going through that
I don't want to keep breaking the best wall, but I did not think mark was gonna do that
Gotta do with everybody in here getting their respective day off
Wait, let me reply to you because stupid me thought that everybody was already giving their best
Which was a false premise.
What do you have to do?
What the fuck is y'all talking about?
That's not our question.
I am.
And we can't stay on this lie.
I know you're gonna roll.
You better roll.
I'm standing by it.
I think I got you.
You don't.
I think I got you.
You don't.
Bring this back to Patreon.
I think I got you.
We can't stand here on this.
Yeah, I think I got you.
I know.
He got you, he got you.
He definitely got you.
I don't think he got me.
But y'all got pom-poms.
But y'all got pom-poms.
Get the fuck out of here.
Y'all got pom-poms.
There you go with the bullshit.
Y'all got pom-poms.
Your favorite uncle is back.
Aw.
I get it.
Uncle Ansh.
Your favorite uncle.
Yo, what up, nigga?
I'm happy you back too.
You know who you sound like now.
I'm happy you back too.
I ain't going to say it,
but you know who you sound like now.
Mm-hmm.
That wasn't a low blow.
All right, well you can continue on. Let's continue. Continue on. We're going to say the Patriot now. That was nasty. Mm-hmm That wasn't a low blow
Was bogged out yo, you know. I am, but he crazy.
Yo, yo, you're a boy.
You special, my nigga.
Shout out to my nigga.
You special.
But in closing.
My brain missed this type of gymnastics.
Get your ass back to work, nigga.
In closing, man, prayers to everybody up there, man.
No, no, no, no.
We ain't closing you up.
We ain't knowin' it.
Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'. Hey, if you're tired of this, hit the 15 second button, buddy. No, no, no, no, no. We ain't closing you up. What are you talking about? We ain't nowhere near closing this shit.
About this?
Hey, if you're tired of this,
hit the 15 second button, buddy.
A couple times.
Yeah, I'm staying right here.
I ain't even throw the trick question out there.
Oh, I didn't know there was more on it.
Because now, Charlamagne, so.
I thought she went up there and they squashed it.
No.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I want to defend Charlamagne for a minute.
And I seen, cause you know I don't really watch
the Red Cross Club.
Y'all forcing me to defend Charlamagne.
Charlamagne.
Charlamagne and Joe are really similar.
Assholes.
Try to turn everything to a joke.
Charlamagne kept trying to joke that I was.
That's reducing.
No, no, no.
And I'm glad you said that.
Because that is the part where I was like, you know what?
I'm forced to come to work and shoot Charlamagne some bail
because maybe people just don't understand.
But I didn't like people holding him to the fire
for saying that he was gaslighting.
I mean, even in the moment, Lauren did it to him,
but she was like, yo, you keep laughing through it,
but this is real shit that we never address
because y'all get to laugh.
And I understand that point.
But I don't, for one second, think that Charlamagne was trying to make light of anything that was going on.
He wasn't.
He was trying to make the show fun.
I think he was being a professional.
Yeah.
I think he's being a professional.
He understands this is still a show.
You're talking about somebody who has probably been
in the most uncomfortable media moments in the past decade.
That is true.
He has a bunch of them.
That is true.
He got a bunch of them.
He's in the- He got a compilation of them. No, that's his list. He's in the lead. Yeah, he's in the past decade. That is true. He has a bunch of them. That is true. He got a bunch of them. He's got a compilation of them.
No, that's his list.
He's in the lead of uncomfortable media moments.
I think this was another uncomfortable media moment
and we are watching a professional try to navigate
through something that I tried to work through
before it got here.
That didn't work.
So now we in the moment,
let me just try to navigate there, right?
And they was on his ass, I didn't appreciate that at all.
I felt like it was an attack on me.
I can't, when I looked at him and all of the shit
he was saying and all of the shit he was doing,
you just kept coming to my brain.
Like that's some shit Joe would've did.
Oh, it was me coming, yeah.
I ain't gonna hold you,
it did make me understand you a little bit more. No, that's the shit Joe would've did. That's some shit Joe would have said. Without being in the situation, it made me understand you a little bit more. I was like, that's some shit Joe would have said.
But also, if you understand me, then you know that I tried to avoid us getting to this exact
moment way before we got to this moment.
That's true.
Which is what it looked like they did.
And I could see something else when she said that Charlamagne texted her and was like,
no, tell her to shut the fuck up.
I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that they did. But and I could see something else when she said that
Charlamagne texted her and was like, no tell her shut the fuck up. That's something you would have did.
I thought that was great advice too. It's not great advice because now that gets us to over here
further, you know what I'm saying? Again, Charlamagne's and it's not wrong, Charlamagne's brain is the show is paramount
before any of us.
That's how this should be treated.
I know.
Yo, yo, yo, all of this art,
art, movies, music, TV, broadcast, anything creative,
the product should come before all of the boardroom.
I just wanted to get that out.
No, true, no, listen.
And the other side is, and I'm not saying you saying it,
but anything other than that is a disagreement.
True.
And that's the big problem.
A whole bunch of money came into the content space
and now we're dealing with a whole bunch of just humans
in the content space.
But the content space used to be everybody saying,
the gig is the gig.
Yeah.
No, no, no, look.
So I saw Joe in Charlamagne when he like,
no, that's some shit Ian would have said.
No, don't look, bitch, shut the fuck up.
And we gonna rock with that, right?
I saw that and I'm like, yeah,
because he's putting the show first.
What you not understand and know is these are human beings
that may not view it from your lens
because they not there yet.
And in that moment, you're not thinking this is a show.
In the moment.
She's not, he is.
Yeah, no, I'm talking about the people that, yes.
You're not thinking show in that moment.
Yo, you know where it's okay to not think show?
Home.
Off the show.
Yeah.
Off the show.
Anywhere off the show you wanna not think about the show,
you could go do that.
When you are here or not here, but you know,
you are on company time.
It is show time.
You are on the audience's time.
I've been home mad, not mad, let me take that back,
cause they don't hang on to my words literally.
But I've been home jealous at these sports niggas.
Oh, I'm so jealous.
Cause I'm a competitor.
I want to compete. These sports niggas. Oh, I'm so jealous because I'm a competitor. I want to compete. These sports niggas are turning up.
They are wilding out here.
And by default that means that fucking Cam and them is wilding.
Brandon Jennings just talking on his show was like, yo, you know what?
Honestly, I'm better than everybody that came out in my draft class.
I'm better than Ty Law. Ty Law, I'm better than fucking that came out my draft class. I'm better than Tyler.
Tyler, I'm better than fucking drew. I'll lay line him up.
I'm better than Jeff T and I'm sitting there whether he's supposed to say this
stuff or not.
Damn, that looks fun.
I'm just watching the effects of saying it looks fun.
And now look, everybody replies, niggas, we need to show it's a hit.
It's, it's a little different. And now the show is ahead, it's going.
It's a little different.
And I'm looking like, that's what's missing.
People that's just for the content.
I don't give a fuck what the reply is gonna be.
No, in their space, how you looking at me.
Lace them up, nigga.
We can prove this.
I'ma crack your fucking head, lace them up.
Jeff T. probably was like, you said who? You're missing the point though. Look, I get it.
But wait, let me just say it for the people that may not. He don't have to
know how to beat them three people in one-on-one. He could lose. When Ty
Lowe responded, and Ty Lowe was a beast, but when he responded my first thought
looking at the clip was, you'll never beat him at the content game.
Cause you just on there, you just replying, you and personal, you score 45 once you said that it just wasn't as saucy as Brandon saying whatever the
fuck he said. I'm jealous that shit. I love it. Turn up, compete, compete,
compete. Niggas is getting too busy out here and I don't ran out of all the names other people's backs
I like to kick in last decade now. I'm fucking older mature fly with everybody. Everybody's cool
I care about y'all's feelings and mental health. Well that shit didn't exist before
Now I'm coming in here. You want me to react in this shit?
Let's all shoot no nigga
You be want me to shoot. I ain't your pitbull nigga. I know but you should be
That's the problem you too much of your own man with dignity as soon as I get somebody else my pitbull
No, he not he still he still tried to be a puppy pit, but he tried to be his own man
That's the problem He's still trying to be his own man. He's a puppy pit, but... He tried to be his own man. I need something. I need something.
That's the problem.
Everybody's their own man.
So why don't you shoot yourself, nigga?
Shoot yourself.
I do.
Wait, I don't.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore. Not anymore. Not't shoot. You will shoot today. You'll shoot that nigga without guns. You said I love Jeff Teague, though.
I know.
Wait, I'm not shooting a Jeff Teague.
No, I'm sure Brandon does, too.
I'm talking, I'm making a comparison.
Shoot at the Jeff Teague or the Steven Jackson
or the Matt Barnes or the Gill in that arena.
You won't.
You don't shoot no more like that.
I can't and I wouldn't.
That's what I'm saying.
The equivalent to Gilbert arenas in this space,
you won't shoot at them.
Not anymore?
Yeah, nigga, pray.
Yeah, yeah.
I will follow with art in heaven,
I will put that name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
on earth and in heaven.
You won't trespass.
Let alone shoot.
You won't trespass.
They going on that block.
One, I want to start with, first, I love you.
I love him, too.
And you got the power to grow?
I want to start with, I love you start with, first, I love you.
I love him too.
And you got the power to grow?
I want to start with, I love Ish.
And I like a refreshed, rejuvenated Ish.
It pushes me to be the best I can be.
That to the side.
You're right.
Thank you.
Here we go.
You're right.
Thank you.
But I wouldn't and I won't
because I don't have a peer in the space.
Oh. Ah.
Um.
I don't have.
Top of the food chain, huh?
Yes, he is.
I'm telling you something.
Subjective though.
It's not.
It is.
It is.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not. I'm telling you. It's quantifiable. I'm telling you it's not. It's not. It's not it is it is it's not it's not it's not I'm telling you quantified
I'm telling you it's not it's not it's not
Now I want to say rest in peace combat Jack. I feel like anybody black that's in this space doing it
We stand on his shoulders. So yes, I like to hear I start there. There's a peace combat you the net
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Anything else
It's very different. So I don't and I wouldn't because the people are building I've been there
I love these people. It's a whole new genre for everybody. Everybody go crazy
But yo get get out of the black space cuz we not urban
There are podcasts
Then they can talk. Yeah, no they can talk. You talk. Shoot.
We talking about you shooting.
We need a clip that say, bitch.
We talking about you won't shoot.
Yo, fuck out here.
No nigga, we hot right now.
All them white people you talking about.
I didn't say no color.
The people that's at the table.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
You said out of the black space.
So you're right.
They could be Filipino, whoever they are.
Yeah, yeah.
If you at that table, then talk. But they not talking. What are you talking about? No, no, yeah. If you at that table, then talk.
But they not talking.
What are you talking about?
No, no, no.
You said you wanted him.
And I'm not coming out to just start shooting at the cereal podcast.
What do you think I look like?
This is art to this shit still.
Damn.
No, I'm not coming in tomorrow to start shooting.
The double.
Yeah.
The niggas is, they the what?
The fuck you talking about?
I know what you talking about.
It's a thing.
I know what you talking about.
You can't fuck with this nigga.
Yeah.
The cereal killer podcast. You said you at the top. You said you, they not your peers. I love you. I love you. They know what
You said you you they not your peer
My peers we don't behave that way. We don't behave that way. I'm so fucking sick of this. What song is that?
Like you a bitch?
We don't behave that way.
That's what you win.
When you win the game, one of the perks
you get is
you don't have to behave that way.
I hear you talking. Continue to shoot
at the niggas without guns and play it safe.
That's all. Wait, I don't even think to shoot at the niggas without guns and play it safe. That's all I mean he'll shoot
I don't even think I'd be shooting at my my booth. I'm not shooting at podcast in the world. I know you shoot
He don't shoot anymore
Yo, I want to do what Brandon did if you want to do it Brandon did
Nigga, pick up a ball. No pick up a gun everyone everything picking up a ball. No, pick up a gun. Everyone, everything, picking up a ball.
Oh, no.
That won't happen again.
We don't.
I ain't ruined everything.
But I don't mean exactly what he did.
I just meant somebody coming in and just going crazy.
So when I see somebody going crazy,
like something ticks in me.
Know what the difference is?
I think the problem is, real quick, it's relationships.
Nah.
To me.
Like, if niggas didn't care about relationships,
niggas just go crazy.
That's part of it.
No, but this is the thing too.
It plays a big part.
Them niggas is talking about hooping.
We talking about content space.
Nah, them niggas talking about hooping.
Hold on.
The niggas in our demo.
Bleep this name.
Gonna see you outside and might have a problem
and so that's where it gets a little different.
I was just gonna say, content space.
We living in content.
I don't live it that way at all.
You shoot back.
I don't make it look like that at all.
We in the content space.
But even that, and you would go crazy,
you would be out here going crazy.
Oh yeah?
But you choose not to because like I said,
you shoot at the niggas who you know won't shoot back.
If I went at that that it would get expensive.
Yeah.
But he ain't exempt, I can make it so he could never see me.
You stay in the house?
He would only see me in the strip club.
That's the only place he would bump into me.
It's like, I see you at.
Oh, nigga, you know how I feel if we been talking.
Fuck is you talking about?
I'm talking about, and when I'm moving around,
moving and shaking, looking at certain wages by myself,
that could get uncomfortable, That would be expensive.
But if you talk a certain way, then shit invest. You could do that.
I just rather not live that way.
But that's what we're saying.
That's what we're saying.
That's all.
That's the only difference in this space. This space is niggas. Like niggas.
His ego's still there. He like this. He trying to battle someone to say it. I don't think we have no conversation here that I haven't had on my own.
We're in a new thought.
You got to just watch yourself bro real time.
IRL nigga, IRT.
In real time watch yourself.
You start twitching your lip.
That's the same shit with Imani.
That lip twitch.
Count to ten.
Woosa.
Woosa. your lip. That's the same shit with Imani. That lip twitch. Count to ten.
Woosa. Woosa. Let's get back to creation.
That's the difference.
Same thing. I know.
Because you have to go and it gets expensive and you have to go all the way sometimes.
You got to be prepared to go wherever it's going to go.
The first thing niggas do, you bring that bring that camera and we're going like it gets real tricky outside. So if you stand on it, there's just some niggas that stand on that but there's some niggas that do it but the niggas that do it are not outside. Not just that. They are a thousand miles away in their fucking crib. Not just that though. Like the Jeff Teague shit. It ain't no disrespect there. Yeah, we talking about hooping. We just talk. I get it.
So if Jeff Teague sees Gilbert Arenas.
They probably laugh over this shit.
They gonna laugh, nigga.
You know I gave you 50 in AAU, nigga.
Don't forget, you know you couldn't handle
my motherfucking carry my gym socks, nigga.
Da da da da da.
In our space and in our medium,
when you say something shit about somebody,
you might have to see them outside.
It's gonna go immediately to disrespect.
Look at your butt in. Look at your button. Look at your button.
Put some clothes on you freaky ass boy.
You get what I'm saying?
So it's different.
You ain't been to the hookah spot system nigga showed up with bare spray.
Oh.
I ain't even gonna say it.
You ain't been to the hookah spot system nigga showed up with bare spray.
My someone's dead.
Nigga we did it together.
So?
Oh he bought you for the muscle.
Oh shit.
No juice, the pimple.
Nigga see that?
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? My son was dead, nigga, we was in together. So? Oh, he bought you for the muscle.
Oh, shit.
No, Drew, it was the pit bull.
Rawr!
A baby pit.
I mean, don't bring me around, nigga.
It'd be too expensive to bring me around.
Snarf, snarf!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, you call me snarf?
I know that dog, nigga.
Watch your mouth.
He's a cat, nigga.
What about the fat shit? Don't call me dog, nigga. Watch him out. He's a cat, nigga. I don't call me the fat shit.
Don't call me that, nigga.
I don't know that shit.
Nah.
It'd be too expensive to bring me outside to go.
I'ma go all the way out.
Yo.
No, but when I heard Charlamagne, I saw, like, similarities.
So that was an education, and just watching how they navigated that and handled it.
But once Envy and Charlamagne said,
yo dog, we came to you on the side and said,
yo, how do you want to handle this?
Let us know.
And you elected to handle it like X.
Now you can't come and complain about how we handle it like X
because that was a decision that you said.
So now I jumped ship.
Yeah, I just didn't like the, you're pitting us against each other.
Like, fam, we came to you and said this,
I'm cool, just don't lie.
Like, some people, but you know what it is,
like you said, Flip, a lot of people, it's ego-based.
It's egos.
And I don't want to look like that person
that I can't go with the shit.
So yeah, nah, I don't care about look like that person. I can't go with the shit. So yeah, I don't care about that
When you really care
Is there wrong time to get pregnant?
No, yeah
From a business perspective or person just asking y'all have you take it
However, you carry
And then after that do the ad yes and that'll be the end of that.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Unfortunately, yes.
Unfortunately, yes.
But she was not at the wrong time,
but you got to take what come along with it.
Yeah.
So the timing could be wrong.
She has the blessing.
For your business.
I'm not saying personally.
Yeah, yeah.
From a business aspect, there can be a wrong time.
She says she planned it.
She says she planned it. I did it on purpose. I wanted a baby, So that's what I did. Yeah, I don't think it's right after. I don't think it's a wrong time. I think that from what I heard, and I don't want to
disrespect none of the people involved. I think that from what I heard, had she spoken up and been honest and forthright with them and said, yo, dog, I'm not comfortable with what I came back to. have fixed it. Let's modify this and that they would have modified it then she would have been straight true
That's what I think. I'm just saying professionally they said professionally there is a wrong time
to for that
That's all
Yeah
What you say professional wrong time to get pregnant yeah
It can't hurt you.
It can hurt.
I'm not saying nothing about children being a blessing.
I agree with all of that.
I'm just saying professionally.
Timing can affect you.
I wanna speak on this,
but I feel like I'll put my foot in my mouth.
Yeah, don't do it.
I wanna talk to you.
I wanna speak truth to power on this subject right now now but I don't know if it's worth it. Nah, we do it. You trying to manifest a baby?
It's coming. You with some sleep boy. You know what's know. Twin girls, boy. You gon' be ill. I can't wait.
I cannot wait.
Watch.
Y'all swear.
Yup.
Something different.
Yup.
Can't wait, bro.
Y'all fuckin' swear.
Don't y'all know this girl think that if I propose,
it's supposed to be super ill
because I did it twice before the other people?
Yeah.
Yeah, the bar set.
Nigga, if y'all knock that bullshit the fuck up.
The bar set, my nigga?
How you plan on proposing? You gotta go to the moon or some shit. Of course you're not gonna say. Yeah, yeah the bar set. Nigga if you don't knock that bullshit the fuck off. The bar set my nigga?
How you plan on proposing?
You gotta go to the moon or some shit.
Of course you're not gonna say it.
Fuck this fucking shit.
You gotta propose in space.
I understand that we can't say that that don't make sense.
This is what we're supposed to be making up shit.
Yeah that's what I'm saying.
This is like the fucking push gift.
But what are we talking about here?
But you bodied the other two.
Stop it.
You gotta body that one.
Stop it.
No stop it.
You gotta do that shit in a helicopter nigga.
I'm not saying nothing cause I ain't about to get get you. You got a ring hanging on a helicopter.
That is some of the, yeah,
that's some of the worst logic I ever heard.
So, nigga, you was there.
I don't care if love and hip hop body.
That is some of the worst logic.
I'm sure that there are women out there
that think like that, so I'm shutting up.
You gotta use real life health issues,
like my back fucked up, I can't go on my knees.
You gotta say shit like that.
I got sclerosis, what you gotta get?
Can't even bend down on one of my knees. It's like the stupid ass girl that was like,
oh my God, don't bring me to this beautiful, amazing restaurant with the great vibe and the
great food if you brought someone else here before. It's like, oh, why that? Yeah, I like this place.
That's the exact reason that I'm bringing you here. I know the vibe and the food is good.
Yeah, we had a blast. Me and What's-The-Face, they came here.
Why would I not want you to experience that?
I mean, I could go back and get her and we go again.
No, or I could take you to some new shit
that the vibe ain't poppin' and the food is trash.
That part, that part is absolutely trash.
I've only experienced the shitty food with you, Ma.
Fuck what?
Girls can make some crazy fuckin' shit.
Yeah, come with some subpar proposal, though.
Watch out, that play out.
This shit gonna be regular, send a text to you.
Hey, you gotta check your text message real quick
while you're sitting there.
Picture the ring.
I don't even know what that means.
I was, what is a subpar proposal?
I know it's not our business to say.
It's there, it's there, it's something I'm gonna say.
You have a bar set.
You just gotta come up with something to create
that she's gonna love.
It's really that simple.
And she's telling him.
Put some thought into it.
Yeah, subparts is what you'll do.
You'll do great.
Nigga, and she is telling him, I've seen you two times before.
Don't.
Hey, you won't get seen.
This won't get seen.
Shit.
Nah, you right?
You out your goddamn mind.
Cory, not Cory, right, though?
OK, OK.
Unless Joe decides to have it, because she's not
going to know when it's coming.
First off.
He has to be the person to save the court.
It would be his decision.
I'm only even thinking about this
cause I want to get it done before Ice.
Why you racing me for?
Cause you gonna do something stupid
like fucking horse and carriage.
No.
You gonna put fucking pink roses all over New Jersey,
Northern New Jersey.
You gonna try to raise the bar
and change shit for men moving forward.
I'm not fucking with you.
I'm doing what she would want.
Yeah, I don't like that.
I know you don't.
Yeah, I don't like that.
The proposal's not for me.
Don't try to up it on the proposal.
That's exactly what you do.
Exactly.
You do what she wants.
I'm not paying these niggas no mind.
Yo, don't up it.
It's not upping, because every up is different for every woman. I'm doing paying these niggas no mind. Yo, don't up it. It's not upping, because every up is different
for every woman.
I'm doing what my woman wants.
And they ruined my idea already.
I told y'all I was going to go to Turkey Leg Hut,
put the ring inside one of the turkey legs.
Don't go when she hungry.
Have them bring it to the table.
Because that was the first DM.
Damn, you was at that Turkey Leg Hut,
that's my smart girl, see? Oh, at that turkey leg. That's my spy girl.
See?
That would've worked.
That was fire.
That was fire.
Yo, you know how I know I'm super toxic?
I'm going to say this and I'm going to move off this topic.
Oh, man.
Let me get my pillow ready.
You all know there's people out there today that I won't even
say happy birthday to?
Oh, no, that's toxic?
Do you know that there's women out there that I will not DM or text or just say, happy birthday?
I don't understand.
What's wrong with that?
You understand.
Yes, you do.
Like, you mean your exes or people that...
People.
People.
Women.
Women.
That's a problem?
I ain't...
Yeah. Okay. Why? I got? I ain't. Okay.
Why?
I got something I wanna say to that shit too.
That's so toxic.
How?
That is toxic to not be able to say happy birthday
to a woman.
Fuck your birthday.
How is that toxic?
I don't feel like him, I'm just saying.
If I don't say it, I don't say it.
If I don't fuck with you.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying happy birthday is gonna lead
to you fucking the girl.
Okay, you can have that.
So you can't say happy birthday,
because she going to say, oh, thank you so much.
Or you can just say happy birthday
and have some control and don't fuck the girl.
And then, you don't see, I'm sitting here like,
what the fuck is, I didn't know
that's what you was talking about.
You're crazy as hell.
You're going to have to fuck the girl.
No, you don't.
Yes, you are.
If you say happy birthday and it go right.
Why do it got to go, all right.
It's just going to lead- You got it bro.
It's just gonna fall.
It's just gonna be like-
You don't have to put a candle in a cake my nigga.
You could say happy birthday and keep it pushing.
Oh wish.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah but you shouldn't even put,
paint that position for nobody.
You shouldn't even put nobody in that type of predicament.
Dog.
Honestly.
You different.
Yeah, salute.
Yeah, you got, I mean, that's some other shit right there.
Must be nice to be him.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
You can't even beat it off.
You're like, no, get away from me, no.
You can't even run from it.
You just go.
I love it.
I play the worst on the part so y'all can play the best.
You made this scenario up.
I know.
And y'all like, no, no, man.
You can't.
I'm not that boy.
I'm not. Stop. Nigga, come on, Prize Beaks. Yo, that's, man. Talk to you. I'm not the dead boy.
Stop.
Come on, Price V.
Yo, it's my man.
My man is back now.
My man is back now.
The nigga tried to pull me in a swamp with him all the time.
Can I see you say happy birthday to bitches?
Do that.
Yo, this guy's different, bro.
Yeah.
This nigga tried to pull me in a swamp with him.
Yeah.
Oh, non-smoking vocals! Oh!
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This nigga is...
Not the non-smoking vocals.
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What you got for me?
I talk music.
Was there any music?
Couple of drops dropped.
Okay.
We got the Leon Thomas remix that he's been, you know,
announced it was coming with Chris Brown. We got the Leon Thomas remix that he's been announcing
with Chris Brown.
I know everybody up here loved the Leon Thomas album.
Absolutely.
Indeed.
But is one of the favorites.
For sure.
If not the favorite.
Yeah, it's high up there.
Did y'all get a chance to hear it?
I did.
Yep.
All right, let me hear a little bit.
Let's let the people hear a little bit in case they missed it.
Let's see. Let's see.
Come on now. Bap bap bap bap bap bap bap. Here we go. Bong.
All right, first verse is the same. I know what we're here for. You know it. Let's just get to it.
Here we go Tell me, say, this ain't no temporary feeling
The way that I be talking about anything but I'm hearing nothing
You don't gotta say anything
We can take our time, what's the rush?
You can't break a break, girl, my girl does
You know I'm a good guy, me trying to eat it up
Shawty, I'm a trick, I'll get you what you want
With some other girls, ain't no trust Boy, it sounds good.
Yeah, it does.
Real good.
All right.
There you go.
There you go.
CB remix, because he already had the Gibbs remix on featured on the same album
Shout out to Chris Brown. This sounds great. It does shout out the breezy
Glad I got it. Yes, and if you could put one of your better songs out with Chris Brown on it You should do it. What you should do it. That sounds fire. No brainer. You put one of your worst songs out
It might become your best. Absolutely right. Shout out to friend of the show, Leon Thomas, man.
For sure.
Who else came out?
Kevin Gates?
Kevin Gates?
Yeah, Kevin Gates came out.
He dropped I'm Him 2, which followed up to I'm Him, of course.
I played it, actually dropped on Thursday,
which was a little weird to me.
I noticed a couple, I saw like a couple albums,
couple singles, people are starting to drop on Thursdays.
I don't know if there's some marketing or billboard game
they playing now with that.
But anyway, the album's great.
Like Kevin Gates has become Mr. Consistent to me.
He really don't miss on a project.
I'm pausing that anyway.
Consistent?
Kevin Gates has been Mr. Consistent for me.
On me.
I said for me.
For, he is.
For me.
If you said on, that would be, whoa, whoa.
I'm giving it a pause either way.
All right.
Either way, I'm just giving it one.
I'll take it.
Hey, listen, listen.
Nah, but you said something about his last project.
Yeah.
You really like his last project.
His last?
Last time he came through.
I kind of want to watch the, you good?
I'm chilling.
Body.
Just want to make sure you good.
Body the last project, too. Every time I'. Body! Just wanna make sure you good.
Body the last project, too.
Every time I call this nigga, come over, you come slay some shit.
Slay the speakers.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I'm probably gonna play a sleep off of it.
He had two singles that he dropped prior to the album.
Kevin Gates is on my Mount Rushmore of Niggas. I want to interview but I won't I want to see the Bobby interview
Bobby shit she holdin on
Still I want to watch this one. I watch any Kevin Gates That was a good interview, bro. You have to get jokes off these niggas. Anyway, Bobby on the defibrillator.
Pushy on.
Clear!
Bobby on one of these shit.
She's holding on.
She's going to find a black.
Got to find a black.
I mean.
Niggas don't never go to fucking Uncle Jesse
from Full House to fucking keep him afloat.
Nah, that ain't going to work.
Anyway, go Kevin Gates. Yeah, good project. Check it out. Call him too when you call him. Uncle Jesse from Full House to fucking keep him afloat. Nah, that ain't gonna work. Anyway, go Kevin Gates.
Yeah, good project, check it out.
Uncle Jesse, Uncle Jesse, yo.
Bobby shit is in the pit.
Man.
Speaking of, you was wrong.
Which happens every leap year.
What, how often leap year occur again?
I don't know, I'm stupid.
I'm about to say every three weeks.
Every four months.
Every three weeks. Every three weeks.
Let me not do that, because when I listen back to the part, I sound like a nigga that think he ain't wrong a lot.
So I'll take that back, I be wrong.
And I just got to learn how to sound like I be wrong.
Yeah, because the way you describe it to us.
That's part of the gift.
That's dope, bro.
Part of the gift, though, is sounding right in the wrong. What's up, man? What's up, baby steps? Baby steps. That's dope, bro. Part of the gift, though, is sounding right and wrong.
It's tricky.
Yeah.
But anyway.
But at least you'll get them into the wrong.
The pit, let me hear.
How was that wrong?
Just, everything.
Is it good, first of all?
Yes.
Yeah, the pit is good.
The pit is good.
I wasn't never trying to say the pit wasn't good,
by the way.
No, but the way.
You didn't sell it at all.
Yeah, you didn't do a right pitch.
The way you sold it.
I started with, it's like an old FX show.
I don't get that.
Stop it.
And then y'all said, new FX or old FX?
Old FX.
And y'all was like, oh, that's good.
So I wasn't trying to downplay it.
Well, the way you downplayed it, though.
You were saying how shit don't connect
between the people that work there.
You made it seem like outside of the patients,
there's no story that carry on from episode to episode.
First off, it's almost 24 based
where the entire season takes place in one day.
Every episode is an hour in the same emergency room.
That's part of the problem I was speaking to.
How is that part of the problem I was speaking to. How is that part of the problem, Joe?
Let's kind of...
Because it's too many patients coming in with problems.
I don't want to say too many like it's not good,
but when you first watch it, I was overwhelmed by the patients
that were coming in and all of the story and problems
that the patients had.
True, but even the patients, it's not like they're coming in
and rolling out in the same episode.
So all of this shit is ongoing.
I mean, I'm only at episode five or six right now.
I'm only at seven.
So I'm still early on.
I think it's a 15 episode season,
from what I've been told.
Damn.
I think that's genius.
Wild, wild, wild shit.
And a lot of the healthcare people that work
in the emergency rooms and shit,
because I've been tweeting about it,
they're hitting me like,
yo nigga, this is what we see for real.
A lot of people saying this is the closest depiction
of what the emergency room really looked like
that we've seen on television.
And that's what I was going to say.
I never saw the show,
but I've dated a few nurses in my day.
Oh, we know.
You? We know. You?
We know.
And, no, they be saying like that shit is crazy.
So this person right here might come in
with a gunshot wound.
This person right here coming in pneumonia.
Yes, yes.
So that shit is moving around like that.
You saying you ain't like that.
They was going through one whole day
with one different episode per hour.
No, I was saying I come from house and Grey's Anatomy.
No, I was saying I come from House and Grey's Anatomy,
which meant there were storylines, multiple storylines with the people that worked in these places.
On this show, as up to the point where I was watching it,
the storyline just came from the patients.
But if you only one day,
Right.
With Grey's Anatomy and House, we might see when Johnny met Cathy the patients. But if you only, but that's not even, but if you only one day, Right.
It's building up.
Was raising out of me a house,
we might see when Johnny met Cathy
and now they start fucking and you know what I'm saying?
You only in a one day scenario.
Yeah, I'm at episode seven, I ain't seen that yet.
Gotcha.
That was all I was trying to say.
I wasn't trying to say it wasn't a good show.
From episode one, I'm not, I don't have all the names yet,
but from episode one, me and my lady watching
and I'm like, okay, they was fucking, you can tell.
Who was fucking?
The main doctor and the black girl with the short hair.
With the short hair.
You can tell, and then by, I met, like I said,
five or six, somebody said to her,
yeah, but, no, talk to him, y'all have history.
She's like, yeah, but that was ages ago.
I'm like, you can tell, you can see the interaction
between them, that there's something there.
Shorty's pregnant.
Now we're guessing, okay, is it this nigga? Like, what's going on? Like that there's something there short. He's pregnant. Now we guessing.
Okay.
Was it this nigga?
Like what's going on?
Like there is storyline in there.
Seven and I still don't have the day was fucking.
I have, they said it.
I, oh, I didn't hear it.
Shorty said it to her.
She, she was like, she didn't say we were fucking.
She said y'all have history.
That don't say that we dated ages ago or something like that.
She said, listen, I'm not trying to say I didn't miss anything either.
But I haven't heard that yet.
I'm going to keep it a buck.
That's what I took.
I said, Joe, this looks like the way you explained it.
Yeah, that's literally what I said.
This nigga had to have been on the phone
or not fully paying attention to it,
distracted a little bit.
Because then you could miss shit.
No, that was my take.
I got it.
I didn't miss nothing.
I watched something and came back with my take.
I'm mine.
But you might have missed that part
with one of the Nigerian realtors.
I would have had to miss a lot of parts.
I mean, episode seven, and I don't see the doctors fucking.
I see the interns are fuck-ups,
and the OGs in the hospital are keeping this together.
I don't see nobody fucking.
I don't see nobody related to no one.
And the other shit.
I don't see it yet. But that's not me saying it's bad, please.
The other shit I like about the show,
I think I was three episodes in
and we done already seen two or three people die.
Like they not, it ain't all happy ending shit.
But I ain't saving everybody.
Yeah, this ain't happy, and this is real shit.
The one little young dude who,
I think it's his first day or something there,
like there's a lot of students working as well,
lost a patient on the table.
He's sitting there, they all tell him,
yo, he gone, he just won't give up.
Just press him, press him, press him.
Yo, no, no, he's gonna be all right.
No, fam, he gone.
Now you gotta live with that.
That's the other thing that's kind of disturbing
about the show and then we can leave it for me.
This is not an ad for me.
I really like the show. In closing, death is so sudden sometimes.
I know I gave you all enough of that in the last part
so we can skip it.
But watching the show, it's like,
he in here for one thing, then they roll him in here,
oh shit, we did something wrong, he's dead, we lost him.
Like, god damn, give me a snap or some shit first.
The teenage boy that came in there, that was the one.
Well, not the teenage boy, I'm thinking about some ass.
The teenage boy that came in there,
and his parents just would not accept the,
so the doctor is trying, yo, the doctor,
his bedside manner is out of this world.
Like, in a good way or bad way?
In a good way.
Okay.
Like, they already know he's brain dead, it's over.
But he don't want to just lay that on the family too quick.
Yo, we'll run another test.
All right, we're gonna go do this now.
This one takes an hour to come back.
And they telling him, yo, you holding up this spot.
We gotta hold, yo, they waiting room is nuts.
We holding up this spot, yo, get this kid out of here.
He's like, no, I'm trying to help the family.
The parents don't understand.
We're gonna work our way through this.
This is giving them time to prepare
for the news that I really gotta give them.
Got you, got you, got you.
This shit is fire though, so check it out.
There we go, watch it.
Yeah, watch it. Okay.
Watch it. I might.
We do all that shit and,
I might. I might.
I mean, it sounds kinda dark and dark.
It's not though, it's just and dark. It's not, though.
Oh my God.
It's just real shit.
Yeah.
I could never, never,
I was watching that shit, I'm like,
yo, about 30 minutes in, I said I went home.
First day?
Oh, nigga, what?
Gone.
They numb to that shit.
Back to my breakfast club topic,
let me get off this pit full a bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I don't think that there's a wrong time
to get pregnant, either.
I do think that if you get pregnant at the wrong time and your replacement is really,
really, really good, then you're coming back to deal with some different circumstances.
It's possible. And I'm never going to compare pregnancy to injury, but in sports, you don't plan on the injury.
Right, Drew Bessel.
Yep.
All of them, all of them, like I don't wanna say it,
but you know, all of them.
And that's gotta be tough for women, right, to weigh that.
Yeah, that's where the career versus,
that's where that argument comes from,
career versus family.
Well, there's some women that don't connect the two.
There's some women that don't connect the two,
and there's some that do. Well, some careers some women that don't connect the two. There's some women that don't connect the two, and there's some that do.
Well, some careers, one won't affect the other.
And then there's other careers
where one directly affects the other.
I've spoken to older, successful business women
that have made the decision to not have children
because of the path that they were on professionally.
My job is so demanding.
It even takes, it kind of even takes precedent
over real relationships.
And I was about to say.
Yo, my job is so demanding that I can't even really
get serious with this person because I can't give them
that much time.
Can't give them that much.
And the other part of that, to add to what you're saying,
is right, there's some women that are making their decision
not just based on them and how they feel
in their job trajectory, but they're the breadwinner of the relationship.
They're making this-
I'm gonna sit down, it's fucked up now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for some women it ain't just them.
It ain't just them.
I can't do it for us.
It gets deep.
Yeah, it do.
I can't hold you, I'm glad that men
don't have to make that decision.
I would fuck it up too it'll be it'll be
Unfortunately, it'll be a lot less babies out here
We had to make that decision niggas are selfish when it come to that
Coming to get into the money nigga niggas be selfish once they get the girl pregnant
I know but I'm talking about if the pregnancy would stop a man's career
My god less niggas is gonna choose to go get that bag.
Because that's where our value is,
the world looks at our value is how much money you make.
Fuck the passion in the moment.
Fuck all that shit.
How much money you make.
That's true.
We are definitely.
Niggas put the bag above everything else.
Not saying it's a good thing, but.
But, uh, you have.
You're asking niggas to sit down for like a year more than a year by the time you go get right after the baby
It's a lot
Wait, that's what I look at the little sonogram. Oh, I'm sorry, Jeffrey
You love this little dot. Little dot, these holes. Oh man
Jeffrey he was gonna be a star if we didn't make the wrong decision. Oh man. And you can't do that
in front of the girl because she got a connection to the dot on the paper
Another name of it the gestation sack
What they be dead has connected today by that little motherfucker
You be a dude like, wait, where? You just look like some Nintendo static.
Like you playing Pong, nigga.
Look.
This shit look like the early stages of some shit
I'm going to abandon.
Oh, no.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
This nigga, yo.
Can't stop, yo.
Look how they look with both parents.
None of y'all know I'm blowing it on this loser.
Yo, y'all think that niggas had to always be mature is all I'm saying.
And I ain't gonna do this.
I don't give a fuck.
I play Eric B and Rock Ham to support what I'm saying.
You better not.
I've had these conversations before. You better not. I've had these conversations before, come on.
You better not, don't play ugly.
You did?
We can move on, huh?
You had them conversations?
Yes.
Yes, Antoine.
There we go.
Uncle E, what up?
All right, what else we got? What else we got?
What's happening?
It's a lot happening.
It's a lot happening, nigga.
The feds is doing, they done a sweep, nigga.
Criminal minds, let's go.
The feds is doing a sweep, man.
Take it away.
Take it away, Queen Split.
Well, listen, I'm not your criminal expert.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
You are.
Yo, you got kicked out of both.
Oh, shit.
Hey, yo, listen, old man, nigga, when you got kicked out of both. Oh shit.
Hey yo, listen, old man.
Listen, stop.
The feds right now, I mean, there's been a lot going on.
The Rolling 60s, the Crips, you know, the feds swept down on them, charged them with
a Rico case, big U and M.
Yeah.
The feds also arrested Yellow Bezey, connected with the, you know, mode three thing.
That's the state. That was the state mode three thing that's the state yeah that's the okay but it's something going on in law enforcement
right now where all the police is locking people up yes social media I
don't know I'm kind of nervous I asked Joe yo listen big dog look if they come
in here for me what are you doing are you letting them in we had a discussion
off-camera hopefully the behind the scenes caught it.
But they are on niggas' asses.
I think it's the start of the second quarter,
the budgets is opening up, and niggas wanna get paid.
That's my lighthearted thing about it,
because you know, there's a lot of people
that families are hurting,
there's a lot of things going on right now.
I don't wanna make jokes about the people
that's currently getting arrested,
but yeah, the feds are doing their sweep, Joe.
I know, but you a civilian.
I am.
The way they work, they captures it from 15 years,
16 years ago.
And they know he...
You was in a T-Mobile commercial 16 years ago.
You know they know.
You're a good kid.
No, they know that nigga.
You was a T-Mobile commercial gangster, can-Mobile commercial gangster. Wait, who are you?
Nigga had the Gucci rag on the caddy.
Yeah.
Gucci gang, nigga.
I told you I tried to scam, nigga.
I told you what happened when I tried to scam.
But they coming back for everything, nigga.
They see everything and they know everything.
They know they going to bring Flip in that office.
That nigga going to do the Anthony Anderson.
He did it.
What the fuck out of there?
Hell no.
He did it.
Hell no. You can it! Hell no.
You can do it up here.
Oh shit.
That's just more of a joke.
I know.
I know.
That's just more of a lie.
I know.
Now when your freedom is on the line, jokes become serious.
It puts pressure on y'all, but nah man, I feel like, I don't know what's going on.
They tired of nigga shit.
I'm a civilian, so I mind my civilian business.
Apparently some of y'all out there are not civilians
and y'all are in a different business.
Do you think social media?
And y'all are out there in a different business
telling and showing them the business you in.
Which I don't really get,
but I figure I'm just not evolved enough
or educated enough in y'all side of the business.
But if I was in y'all side of the business,
I wouldn't do the business like that.
My thing is me being on this side of it, I shouldn't know y'all side of the business, I wouldn't do the business like that. My thing is me being on this side of it,
I shouldn't know y'all's side of the business.
At all.
The fact that I know it,
means the people that's trying to lock y'all up know it.
Do y'all think social media is solving most of these crimes?
Yes. Yes.
No, I think the police are solving most of the crimes,
but the do-do's on social media are giving them the evidence
and all I gotta do is go,
oh, that was an interview that you did in 2019,
let me put that with the interview you did in 2022,
let me put this with another,
a different niggas interview on 2023.
Ha!
Dog, they making this shit so easy now,
a motherfucker can walk off the street
and investigate this case and have it all the way laid out.
You don't even have to connect it,
they telling you, yo yesterday-
Freeze, I did this.
Are you on the side of blaming the interviewer or interviewee?
Interviewee.
For sure.
Wait, wait, wait.
Interviewee is the one that's talking, right?
Yeah.
I'm a little slow.
Yes, that's who I'm blaming.
So you're blaming the person
that's actually sitting on the couch.
You shouldn't even be on the couch.
You are a criminal.
And you have shit to hide.
Hide it.
You should not be in front of a camera talking.
Hide it somewhere.
About anything.
About anything.
1000%.
It's down now.
You have some of them that are trying to either transition
into a different career.
Talk about music.
And I've seen those people get interviewed.
I've seen the interviewer try to trip them up
and they move accordingly.
I'm not mad at that.
But I'm talking about the people that you ain't even trying
to, you just want some shine.
I agree with you, but we gotta be honest.
A lot of niggas, man, they don't,
their glory days is past them.
So some of these interviewers are offered in the bag
and when you offer a bag, sometimes the bag is juicy
enough to go, you sit up there and go talk.
You know what I mean?
They offer a bag, they offer a monthly stipend, they do.
Look, I'm not even, I don't agree with it.
That's a certain portion of it.
I do.
The devil advocated the wrong, Dan.
No, I do, no.
I am on his side.
You're playing the devil's advocate.
I am on his side.
Why you always gotta get at me like that?
I'm on his side about,
I feel like you shouldn't sit there and talk,
but niggas is offering money.
Hey, I offered money before when I was up there.
But flip, the part you're talking about.
Come here and talk.
I did.
And the numbers went up and I made triple.
It ain't even just them that's talking though.
It's niggas who ain't yesteryear niggas who still.
Listen, let me explain this.
You know the trick to the media shit?
You bring somebody up there to talk about a situation,
you pay them, that opens up the door
for somebody to come respond.
Now you have a long history of content
that you can make money off of.
True. And that's all niggas is thinking about.
If I sit up here right now and talk about Joe Schmo,
nigga, yo, back in the day, I violated Joe Schmo,
hit him with a bat, bow, nigga, fucked up.
Joe Schmo is going to do an interview and respond,
and most likely the person that's interviewing me
is going to interview him.
Okay, now let's move that to the side.
A pool of money.
What do you say to the nigga that takes his own camera
and do this and start talking?
I don't agree with that. They're this and start I don't agree with that
But it's the same way to the guy that wants you to have bigger aspirations. No nigga
What do you say?
What probably that's not true
Involving them look so what happens to the nigga that
Niggas don't want niggas have big big aspirations. Niggas are fascinated by the stories.
Nigga, we sit here and we watch them.
I watch that nigga, what's that nigga that break down?
Okay, what I'm trying to say is,
and I don't want to say this,
the murder should be more important
than the digital footprint.
I agree with you.
If we did that.
Nobody should know we did that.
The nigga smacked Joe Shmoe with a shovel, right?
You just said he smacked Joe Shmoe.
For Joe Shmoe to now come on that same show
and say, yeah, that's why we caught his brother
by the stoplight and we put two in him.
Joe Shmoe was a fucking idiot, my nigga.
I agree with that.
That way I do want to play that with the advocate
a little bit in some of this.
Okay.
Cause the same way I watch American Greed
and be applauding them white people
with some of the crimes they come up with.
I don't really have the biggest problem with,
I wouldn't do it, but with robbing
and charging you to get it back.
Cool.
But I think that's just street taxes.
It is?
It is.
Now why are you getting on a camera saying,
I'm not talking about that part.
We robbed him and we made him pay to get it back. You're connecting. I a camera saying I'm not talking that we robbed him and we
We made him pay to get it back. You're connected. I don't think you should have said that but nobody knows if you know
I think and you talking about saying and I agree that's wrong a step further than that big freeze
I'm seeing the crime
Some of these crimes they talked about and I see them on whatever site it's on.
You still gotta remember, there's niggas that tell.
So like, there's niggas out here,
so we told my interviewers, there's still situations
that happen when niggas use that as leverage to get free.
Sure, we not even...
Y'all know this crime that happened over here.
Fam, niggas are talking and they not,
there's no threat to their freedom.
We talking about two different things.
I understand.
When the police do police work, they catch you. That's different. to their freedom. We talking about two different things. I understand. When the police do police work to catch you,
they earned it.
When niggas is out here making these niggas put me in jail
and they didn't have to do no work to put you in jail,
you are a fucking idiot because you only doing it
for the sake of being more famous.
Niggas out here putting themselves in jail,
not even another nigga.
Street respect.
They put themselves in jail.
So then why do people get mad at the interviewers?
Y'all you doing this, y'all doing that.
I think the interviewers that are not.
I'm talking about everything but the criminals right now.
Yeah, I'm still stuck on that.
I just want y'all to know that.
It's all the criminals.
It's all the criminals.
And it's gonna sound like that.
So I say all the time.
No, I just said about the criminals.
You only went that way.
I say all the time, you can't,
even when we joke about the behind the scenes camera,
what do I say? I say if you don't say it. If you don't say it, you can't, even when we joke about the behind the scenes camera, what do I say?
I say if you don't say it,
if you don't say it,
you don't have to worry about it going out.
If you got some shit you don't want out,
shut the fuck up.
True.
That's it.
True, that's true.
That's it right there.
And don't even fuck with the little illusions and...
Nothing!
Shut the fuck up.
But in today's time...
Well how about stop doing crime, right?
No, well, that crime is gonna always be there. I ain't gonna say stop doing crime, right? Well, I ain't doing a lot.
Crime is going to always be there.
I ain't going to say stop doing it. Crime is always going to be there.
And I think that's why we don't really highlight the criminals.
I mean, it's our responsibility to do so.
But the world is filled with crime.
Absolutely.
We became desensitized to crime. We kind of expect crime to happen.
So when we're not sitting here
condemning the criminals,
even some of them are our peers, it's because the world is filled with it.
Well the real problem-
It happens every day. Nothing's gonna change. Crime is gonna happen.
The real problem is niggas made the criminals the hero.
Exactly.
Niggas made the- so now other niggas wanna be the hero.
That's a good point.
That's really what it is. We look up to- but that's been-
Giving drugs-
We looked up to the drug dealer.
Killing somebody-
The drug dealer was the man. It's been like that since the beginning of the time. I know. But, but that's been. We looked up to the drug dealer. The drug dealer was the man.
It's been like that since the beginning of the time.
I know, but now social media and shit,
now you knew shit by word of mouth.
You knew shit by word of mouth.
You knew shit unless you saw it.
It's worse.
Now social media and these camera phones
and all of this shit got the criminal himself
wanting to broadcast to the world that I am the criminal
so that my name rings bells, not just on my block in my hood, but across the world that I am the criminal so that my name rings
bells not just on my block in my hood but across the world.
He's right.
That's why I always say like we had this discussion before, do we think the OGs from back in the
day would have behaved this way?
I always say yes.
I just think they just didn't have the medium to do it.
They weren't.
Because we watching OGs who was running around back then do the same shit today.
I'm with you.
Because now they got the mediums
because now they're trying to be stars on the internet.
They wanna.
You had to answer the niggas back in the day.
So, but it's different.
I mean, it is what it is.
Fam, I've seen this fat sweep in LA.
I'm a civilian.
What the hell do I got to say in this shit?
Hey, hey, I don't care about it. I see it. And some of it is juicy. So I read it. I'm a civilian, what the hell do I got to say in this shit? Hey, hey, I don't care about it, I see it,
and some of it is juicy, so I read it.
I'm a civilian, none of this shit is any of my business.
I don't, I'm not up in arms about it, like everybody else.
Not to serious us out, but us as black men,
it's still horrible,
because they programming our kids to do that dumb shit.
Exactly.
So it's a bad thing.
Wait, who's programming our kids to do what?
The motherfuckers that the kids are seeing on Vlad
or Adam or whatever, they want to do that shit.
My oldest don't look up to none of that.
I know, yo.
He's an outlier.
My oldest don't look up to none of that.
I can't speak for mine either.
What the kids is on.
But be the male influence and male role model
that you would like to see.
And my kids don't look up to none of that shit.
I don't get it, it's not my business.
I'm not downplaying nothing, I'm not slighting nothing.
Everybody's path is they own path, but that ain't for me.
And this ain't for them.
True, there you go.
Yeah, and this ain't for them.
I've never been happy to be called a lame
or square and all that other shit, I love it.
Now, some of that shit I do like.
Hold up now, I want to be honest, I don't want to lie. Stop playing, man. This is what you're going to do now, you're going to let him love it. Now, some of that shit I do like. Hey. Hold up now, I wanna be honest, I don't wanna lie.
Stop playing, man.
This is what you're gonna do now,
you're gonna let him do it.
I'm not playing.
Let him do it, he gonna do it.
Some of that shit I like.
Like what?
Like what?
Listen, it's like, hey, my Islamic brothers.
Sometimes the people that come
from different belief systems.
Can y'all stop doing that thing where y'all just pussy so I can't. No, I was y'all.
I know he said clip.
No, I'm sorry.
To not start.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My body.
Like when you talk to people from even English Jewish, you talk to people that's just from
wherever they're from, they might say some shit and you might, hey, I agree with some
of that.
And then they get to a point and it's like, oh, okay, I gotta take a step back.
Even it's like the clips of big U taxing the movies
that come through the town,
I do agree with that a little bit.
Cool.
I know that it is against the law.
And that's where it stops right there.
I agree with some of that thinking.
It's again, back to street taxing.
But if you know it's against the law,
don't hold the camera up to your face,
say it, confirm that this is happening,
and then upload it.
He did that?
Yes!
Okay, then that's what I'm talking about.
I'm not, the crime is gonna be the crime.
The criminal is always gonna be there.
The criminal has been there since the beginning of time.
I mean, some of the stuff,
if a nigga beat you out
of 1.5 million with Tricky Dice, and you have a connect. Oh, that story was crazy.
Yeah, some of this shit is a juicy story.
And you have a connect to go get it back.
Loaded Dice, Adrian Broner,
and I'm bringing the rappers and whoever.
I'm bringing them through.
I'm bringing them through.
Yo, hey, you know what? You know what it tells me?
Like, there's a luxury in being a civilian.
Like, it's a privilege in being a civilian.
Because like, some of this shit is so off your radar
that when you read it, it's like really off your radar.
But we know it, because we come from this shit.
Like, we know that somebody is setting up the spot
for all the celebrities to come to,
we got the loaded dice and money on the wood,
and ah, ah, ah.
Shit, I was just watching a poker movie about this.
I just picked some random movie on Apple,
that's my shit now, I'm just watching old movies.
But in the poker movie, whoever house that was
that they went to for the poker game,
got it robbed.
Remember the Fight Night show?
Oh yeah.
That was that.
Yeah, that was that.
There's been a few.
We're going to set up the big game.
We're going to have all the money in town.
We're going to get it robbed.
Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart knew.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see that movie.
I didn't see it.
It was a series.
It was good.
But that's the thing.
Yo, we know.
That's why we sit here and make the jokes.
Well, not jokes, but All Star weekend, BET weekend.
Yo, y'all be careful out there.
Not only because they just running down robbing you,
but they'll set you up.
That's what they're doing.
Yes.
I'm gonna protect you and then set you up in the back end.
Yeah.
Or I'm gonna put a chick on you.
Chick is the easy way to get them.
I'm gonna put a chick on you.
Your rest of the piece take off, but like,
the dice game out of town, like,
I'm in the hotel, my nigga.
But see, and that's the bravado of the rapper,
because now if you stay in the hotel the whole time,
you pussy.
No, no, no, or you just, you look that as,
no, I'm pussy.
No, I'm just not into some of these things.
My name vagina.
Like the point that bothered me most about that takeoff shit
is he wasn't playing.
Yeah.
He wasn't playing the game. He wasn't even in it, I'm in the cut. Yeah, man, that shit is just disheartening. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Rest in peace.
Anybody else we lost, but this shit is disheartening.
And it's tough to read.
And again, just more consumption of shit that's like, ugh.
I just, again, we'll be li, or fools if we sat up here
and say I want all the crime to stop.
It's not gonna stop.
I don't want all the crime to stop.
But if you're going to do crime, just do the shit smug.
I don't want all the crime to stop.
I don't want all the crime to stop. I don't want all the crime to stop. I don't want all the crime to up here and say I want all the crime to stop.
It's not gonna stop.
I don't want all the crime to stop.
But if you're going to do crime,
just do the shit smart.
Are you crazy?
When I read dumb criminals, I just be like, what?
Yo, what's wrong?
I don't want y'all to stop stealing
them expensive ass mattresses.
They don't steal them, they just,
I don't want y' you to stop stealing some expensive shit
that's exclusive that I can't get anymore.
I need you.
Like nigga, some shit need it.
Nigga, go inside, I don't give a fuck.
You take all the risk.
Meet me behind somewhere in the alley
with the cobblestones on the floor.
You know, cause niggas, and yeah.
This guy crazy.
I ain't gonna lie, the niggas be getting to it.
Nigga, them alley niggas, them alley sellers.
I heard that. It worked. That's exactly what my man told me. I don't know lie, them niggas be getting to it. Nigga, them alley niggas, them alley sellers. I heard that.
It worked.
That's exactly what my man told me.
I don't know nothing about it.
A TV like this, nigga.
Off the truck.
You got it.
Can you can't reach yourself?
Listen, once my mom said,
hey, them people catch you up, you're done.
Nothing I can do.
Stop thinking about crime.
And once I realized that they had a charge
for anything my brain could think of
it's like, oh y'all win
and the other one for me was once I realized
You could just be over there with them. You ain't even got to be doing it and get wrapped up in shit. Got it
Hmm, that's it. How old were you when you just saw your life on the wrong track, like headed toward a life of crime?
Oh, that, never.
What you talking about?
I was stealing at a young age.
Never.
I was getting a lot of trouble.
You're stealing now as an adult.
I don't.
What the fuck you talking about?
I do.
You still getting the Snickers at the gas station and shit?
I was stealing now.
I should try.
No, you shouldn't.
If I read that you got picked up for stealing petty thug, don't come to work.
Are y'all judging me?
Yes.
That's bad, because y'all don't know what could have happened.
I'll loan you some money, one of them.
Good luck, that's why I fuck with you.
Yeah, you got some money now, I want it.
Y'all not touching this yellow beanie stuff,
y'all done with that too?
I don't really know all the details behind it.
Yeah, it's just, yeah.
We can move on, this is not a crime show.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not.
The same niggas they wanted to shoot at,
the crime niggas on top of Apple Podcasts.
Hey, you niggas over there.
That niggas is killing it over to them crime shows.
What?
That's that shit.
Oh my God.
That should show you how fucked up
the America's thinking is.
Yeah.
Niggas is obsessed with this shit.
Yeah. Actually speaking of crime shows's obsessed with the shit. Yeah.
Actually speaking of crime shows,
but not speaking of crime shows,
got a guest today.
Special guest.
Not that he's from a crime show,
but I feel like I've seen crime shows.
Didn't they make the crime show after him?
Nigga, I feel like the guest is some crime shit.
There's no, it's a scam somewhere.
Oh, it could be, it could be.
We have a very special guest,
and I'm very excited,
because I've seen this guy on a lot of other places,
but I don't feel like he's ever gotten
like the black media test.
He can't, we can't fuck with us.
He can't fuck with us.
He can't fuck with us though.
Yeah, we got him.
I think so too.
For sure.
For sure.
He should be here soon.
He should be here soon.
Is there anything that we have to get
off of our minds, bodies, and souls before our
guest arrives?
Yo, we not going to talk about this 5 a.m. in Toronto ref that's allegedly running around
because we dracke'd out.
I just don't believe it.
That's why.
With AI Today, I got a homie who hit me up at, troll, hit me up ahead of time and said,
yo, I'm about to troll these niggas at, troll, hit me up ahead of time and said,
yo, I'm about to troll these niggas.
I said, what you about to do?
He said, you know how there was always rumors of 50
writing the game's entire documentary album?
I'm like, yeah.
I'm gonna use AI to make reference tracks
for the entire documentary album.
And he did it.
And if you would listen to it and not know any better,
you'd be like, oh shit.
It just confirmed the rumor.
That's why today, I don't believe none of this shit no more.
Okay.
So the dude made all reference tracks using 50s voice.
Yeah, wanna hear them?
No, no.
You know I got them.
But yeah, he made all reference tracks of the documentary
using 50s voice, the entire album, top to bottom.
The trickery, this trickery.
That's just where we are.
Yo.
Okay, well on the internet, for the people that are unaware,
there are references from allegedly Drake timestamp records.
Five, Five Avens Row.
Five Avens Row.
Which is the best one, in my opinion.
No, I'm not wrong.
My man said it to me last night
And I will say this I don't know if it's fake or real but in regards to all the the Drake ghostwriting songs
I will say that he made them a lot more swag year than most ghostwriting situations have worked out all the other big
Ghostwriting people that we know about the Drays the puffs whoever whoever
The reference track was better. Yeah, I'm with Drake's Drake's versions be
way better reference trade better, so I got it. Even if it is fake of Israel,
I don't really care, but any of the reference tracks that we've heard from
Drake shit. He added a lot of swag to him.
I have to give that if it's real, I'm going to care. I'm just I don't believe
it's real. I don't believe at all. Yeah, not with the time stamp shit.
No, even though I do feel like he ain't
wrapped like that and probably won't be
wrapping like that anytime soon,
I still need more than that.
That ref to believe that that's
anymore than a little guy on that ref
sound like somebody doing a spoof or bad
version of hearing Drake.
Well, that guy exists.
I mean, it's got be other records from Dude.
I just don't know if this is real.
I don't believe that that guy has this ref
from however many years ago and sent it to Drake
and Drake patterned after that.
I don't believe that.
I just don't believe for that to happen,
especially with everything that has been going on
with Drake for ghost fighting rumors from years ago
that this would have made its way out before to before now. I mean it's
been rumblings on it, but I just don't believe this one. I ain't rolling me
neither. I'm a little different. I gotta. I gotta get more evidence. It could be
true, but I would have to hear more and what a snippet. I want to be some more
fire from that dude.
Not nothing.
He's got other. I think if you can write that he's got other records because my man
sent me smokers. No, but you could hear the rhyme style. It's like oh shit. I
mean there is some believability in it. Gotcha, but
I gotta hear more than a Twitter leaked reference. Gotcha. I need to see. I need
to see a video of him writing and recording a reference track with somebody who died
Maybe a year or so after that happened in the video and both of them saying the date
Like I need on
Like the evidence got to be you can't even dispute it
I'm gonna still listen to the record regardless to exactly me too
But last time I said this is when the Queen Queen Miller five-pack randomly popped up out of nowhere of him doing all your favorite
tricks on that album but I need I need more pause I'm not I'm not rolling with
that not in the slightest all right all right we rolling I'm rolling I'm with you
I need more to yeah to say that a timestamp is not a timestamp.
I do the, you ain't going, hey,
I may not have been all the way OVO'd out last year,
but whoever this new nigga is,
you can't get me against him.
That's a fact, man.
Whoever the fuck he is, but I do that on my own.
You, who the fuck are you, nigga?
Hell no.
Anyway, alright, what else is important up here? What's up with that Eminem engineer stealing files?
Oh, one of the Strange Brothers got, they found,
someone leaked a bunch of Eminem records,
and I think it was Fredreck, a producer,
put up some, hey, I'm trying to listen
to these songs or whatever,
and it traced back to one of the Strange Brothers
was selling off shit from the hard drive from the cut.
And they ran down on them, they found all types of sessions
as an engineer would have, video, VHS and all that shit,
but apparently, allegedly, he was selling the shit
to bootleggers.
Yo, it's a whole black market for that.
It exists, I've seen it. You pay them through, they do group buys
where they'll set the price dumb high,
and everybody pitch in, you know,
they'll put a little something out to just show you,
I do have these songs, they're real.
It's hundreds of thousands of dollars on the line,
and it'll be a group of people,
alright, we all put up whatever, whatever,
and they'll sell the records.
That's crazy.
And there's also Discovery, I just,
Jay, how much money you made from that?
I haven't, I was tempted, but loyalty,
because I was very tempted, I was like,
eh, how am I gonna get this Glasshop album off?
But I wouldn't do it.
I was tempted, I ain't gonna lie to y'all.
I've never been tempted.
Shit.
I was joking on Twitter, and I was like, yo, 250 gonna lie to y'all. I've never been tempted. Not worth it. I was joking on Twitter and I was like,
yo, 250K, I'll do it.
And they was like, yo, if somebody hit me,
if you're serious, we can get in a group buy
and get about 400.
I was like, ugh.
I think it's odd, because the number
that they said was $50,000,
that don't really seem like enough.
I've seen one track on their go for six figures.
Because again, it's a pool of people putting the money together.
And then it's just Bitcoin purchase and stuff like that.
Star of an engineer? Yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Baby needs shoes.
With all the clothes he's got, he could make more than 50 grand.
My kid can't eat these tracks. Yo, you said what? Well, of course he's got he could be more than 50 great
Yo, you said what yeah 14 bricks in that bag right there. Yeah mom spaghetti my baby got no spaghetti
This still attracts me Jay over just tell me that you else I was he said this somebody stole
100 songs his whole album and shit like that like that before. That shit's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
Fam, I have-
Break into your studio and just raid it
and take everything.
It don't even be that.
Yo, niggas, I have, right now,
I have about, I think 170 right now,
unreleased Chris Brown records, right?
The way they get the songs-
How you got it, nigga?
I'ma tell you.
Free, what the-
I'm going to tell you.
For a nigga that's not a part of crime,
you do a lot of crime shit.
I don't do shit.
Why you having your phone?
The crime's falling in his lap.
Somebody send them to me.
I didn't go get them, but I'ma tell you how,
and that's not with him, but I know certain instances
where people just get music like that.
Yo, you have a group of folks over, you playing music.
You dip off, you chilling or something.
Somebody walk right up to your laptop, pop a USB in and drag it.
You don't know nothing, gone.
This has happened a bunch of times.
You know how fast it is now with digital files?
You're a criminal now, son.
I'm not a criminal.
You're a criminal, that's good.
I am not a criminal.
CB gonna fuck you up.
To y'all people that do that, hit me,
so I can tell you how much you're gonna get
for some of these artists y'all stealin'.
They sitting here just trying to have like a cool talk.
I'll get you to save some time.
What you mean?
What you mean?
You man, got this new, got this new such and such.
Nigga, you could have put that back in the computer.
Nobody wants that shit.
Let's make sure that you stealing the computer. Don't nobody want that shit.
Let's make sure that you're stealing the music of a desirable act.
You spent $17.99 on that flash drive.
Don't nobody want that bullshit.
You should have bought some motherfucking five guys with that money.
Yeah, you come into the barbershop trying to sell the wrong Olly Vegas, nigga.
Oh my God.
Come on, Joe. No, that's my man. Shout out to Olly Vegas. I'm just saying, in 2025, you trying to sell the wrong Olly Vegas. Nigga. Oh my God. Hey yo, come on, Joseph.
No, that's my man.
Shout out to Olly Vegas.
I'm just saying, in 2025, you trying to.
No, no, you right, you got it right.
Use my name.
You trying to sell some Joe Button.
Hold up now, though.
Hold up, hold up.
Don't play too much now.
I got a nice little 30.
I might go sell some Joe Button.
I got a nice unreleased 36 pack Joe Button.
Oh my Lord.
Oh for real?
Swear to God.
Freeze. How much y'all think y'all can sell 36 pack, Joe Biden. Oh my Lord. Oh for real? Swear to God. Free.
How much y'all think y'all can sell an M&M track
for today in Newark?
You wouldn't sell it in Newark,
but it ain't gonna go for much
if you were trying to sell it on the street.
I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Okay.
You walk in, I walk-
I'm not trying to be funny.
No, I walk in with an M&M track.
That's, that's, that's, That's the barbershop in the hood.
You walk in there with an Eminem track and you're getting jazzy Jeffed.
Turn that shit off.
But if you go to Supercuts.
Let me ask you something.
Do you think that you're going to go to a barbershop that's in the hood for life?
Yes.
You just like the ambiance, the environment?
I love the barbershop.
Oh, got it.
I love the barbershop. Oh, got it.
I love the barbershop.
Sorry.
You know shit happened at the barbershop, right?
Yeah.
All right, think about it again.
Let me re-ask.
Do you think that you're going to go to a barbershop that's in the hood for life?
Who you talking to?
Well, you didn't answer, but Freeze answered, so I'm asking Freeze.
My barber not in the hood.
What?
So I'm talking to Freeze.
Your barber's in Chinatown somewhere.
The Philippines nigga.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Ishmael, welcome. It's barber. What? What's up? I'm talking to free your barbers in Chinatown
Do you think you're gonna like, for your whole life? No, not my whole life.
Freeze likes that.
But I do love the...
Freeze is around the area in his mind that way he don't... he could hear criminal shit
without being a criminal.
That's just bad.
I'm always in the hood though.
I don't be outside on the block, but I'm always in the hood.
The Muslim brothers you be running with, I'm learning all y'all niggas.
I learned about you, Freeze.
You be doing a lot of bullshit to say, I do bullshit?
I'm learning about you.
I'm learning about you.
I'm learning about you. I'm learning about you. I'm learning about you. I'm always in the hood. The Muslim brothers you be running with, I'm learning all y'all niggas.
I learned about you, Freeze.
You be doing a lot of bullshit to say.
I do bullshit?
Yeah.
Give me an example, please.
You're just around bullshit.
OK, you said that.
Having stolen music is bullshit.
I did not steal any music, Flip.
We don't have anything else in music.
No, no, no.
I don't do none of that shit no more.
Last album I leaked, never mind. OK, I think it's a good time for our special guest. Let's get it
All right, all right check Mike check we have a very very very special guest
Let me put my headphones on facts mani's a guy that is pretty booked and busy. Yes, he is
Very difficult to get a hold of this man
But somehow he found the time appreciate that he found the time and the love in his heart
To come bless us ladies and gentlemen
Olds for a minute in the building
Thank you, Joe Biden. Thank you gentlemen.
Now, now, Olds, what is your occupation when you have to write it down?
That is a good question.
Magician.
A liar.
No.
I mean, it's a mentalist on paper. You ask my wife, I'm just mental.
But here's what everybody knows what a magician is, right?
Everybody knows in their mind, you think a magician,
you think card tricks, you might think David Blaine,
David Copperfield.
You started with the card tricks.
I love card tricks.
I love card tricks.
Trust me, I love card tricks.
That was a start.
The evolution is now I can do the tricks,
but I don't need any props.
It's just in your mind.
So it's magic of the mind.
It's kind of like the next level.
You've seen a lot of magicians.
You haven't seen me.
So it's kind of where I no longer need props.
You could drop me off in front of 5,000 people.
It's just me.
The show is me.
I don't need bunnies.
I don't need boxes.
No slight of hand on that type of stuff?
I could still do it.
Don't get me wrong, but it's not what I do anymore.
Got it.
OK.
You upgraded.
That's child's play. Upgraded, exactly. OK. You upgraded. That's child's play.
Upgraded. Exactly.
OK. You have a publicist.
I have a few publicly.
I guess so.
Because this is my thing.
How do you figure out that you can do this?
Right.
How did you learn that you have this gift?
Because magician, I think three card money in Vegas. Yep. I think somebody with the rabbit and I had I think the prestige and all these other movies
movies ever to prestige
But when I see you like I learned about you on a hard knocks nice Jets fan and it's no Giants
But I watched it everyone's like why didn't you tell us what happened Aaron Rodgers if you're that good
You know you should see how much hate I got
For the for the jet one. Oh, I mean when when Rogers went down in the first place
You know the first the first drive and there was like a dick that owes the mentalist. What the hell? Yeah, you know
But that looks real the reactions look real. Oh, it's the mentalist, what the hell? Yeah, you know. But that looks real.
The reactions look real.
Oh, it's all real.
I feel like this gift has to come from a dark place.
Huh?
I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, I was watching videos.
You talking about like some devil magic or some shit?
Yes.
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
That's what I thought.
Oh, good.
It all comes from the light. I was like, he's a witch. Yeah, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. That's what I thought. All good. It all comes from the light.
I was like, he's a witch.
Yeah, I feel like straight up.
But even at witch's, witches don't necessarily
got to be bad.
I'm talking about the ones that they would have had
out there in the 1600s.
This is some type of intuitive gift that he has.
And I'm assuming he's had it since young.
Yeah, I got lucky on my timelines.
1600s.
I wouldn't be here with you.
I would have been first show and burned at the stake.
Yep.
Yep.
So it's a gift.
But I would describe it as you have a gift for music, right?
Yes.
And so certain people have that.
Some people don't.
They could train their whole life.
It's either in you, whether you said God gave it to you
or came in you somehow.
But you can get better at it.
So I think anyone could do what I'm doing in a way they could learn some of the mentalism stuff
But will they get good enough at it to do it at this level?
I mean, that's probably a no otherwise there'd be more people but it's kind of a trained talent
It's an innate talent that you could train. It's kind of like sports. You think everybody Aaron Rodgers think that's all talent
No, that's hard work
That's like decades and decades of work in your butt off out working the person next to you. I outwork my
competition at what I do. That's a fact. At what age did you first realize, hey I
got something. Yeah I feel like dad was beating the bricks out of you. You needed to start knowing
what was on dad's mind before he got home. I see the belt shake a little, I'm like that belt's about to come off. And that's one with a buckle too.
That's no good, no good.
If my dad hears this, you are not beating me.
Not beating me.
A couple of good slaps.
I think back in the day, a couple of good slaps set you straight, put the fear of God
in me.
Things have changed now.
Oh my Lord.
So from when you were, let's just say 10, 12 years old.
So I have really good intuition. I'll tell you a really unusual story that can't explain but my mom I have twin sisters that are older than me
Fraternal and when I was a kid, this is a real weird story. I always kept having to make believe like an imaginary friend
I said I have a twin I have a twin because I'm so obsessed with them having twins and then when I was 12
My mom told me you did have a twin who died at birth and it's a true story
She never told me they know how to tell me that I was a twin who died at birth. And it's a true story. She never told me, they know how to tell me,
that I was a twin also.
And I was born in Israel, it was during a war in Lebanon,
and it was kind of all the doctors
were in a different location.
It was at birth that the twin died,
and it was this weird thing where I'm like,
I always knew that, and it freaked me out.
And until she told me, it never clicked.
And so I always had very good intuition.
I'm not psychic, I don't believe that I'm psychic.
It's not supernatural.
But there's intuitive things that I don't care where you are
spiritually.
You've had experiences where you're like, how did I know that?
Everyone knows that.
But we always say, nah, that wasn't real.
But if you can tap into that, there's instinct.
So a lot of the time when I'm on TV and you see things
and people go, it's fake, I love when haters go,
it's fake in comments. That's the best compliment you can give me like have you seen the Joe burrow clip? Yes
Yes, Joe burrow clips probably most popular. Have you seen that one here? Should I tell you real quick? Sure
Yeah, I'm at the Bengals facility
I go in there with ESPN shout out to my man Adam Schefter and we go in there
They tell us right off the bat Joe burrows not gonna be involved. He's shy. He's a good dude, but he's shy
It's not his fault and he was he doesn't really want to be involved and they go don't even call him nothing
I go in there. Let me do what I do I get in there and I warm them up
I start freaking out every the team. He's a team leader. So I get them fired up. Should we get Joe in here?
They go. Yeah, yeah and Joe stands up
I have not spoken a word to Joe on the lives of my kids and my wife and Adam Schefter went on air and told
Everybody Pat Mac and he's like Dave talked him for you dude a word to Joe on the lives of my kids and my wife and Adam Schefter went on air and told everybody.
Pat McAfee's like, did you talk to him before?
He goes, dude, he didn't talk,
they didn't even say he could use him in the show.
I've never talked to this man a word in my life
before I tell him to stand up and I say,
look around this room, all my eligible receivers stand up.
Tight ends, wide receivers, everyone stand up.
Full depth chart.
I say, look at the room, look at me,
I write down in huge and I show the camera throw the ball in me want BAM first person
He throws to nailed it that was like, you know, do you get lucky I go double or nothing
Same thing look at it throws it to another guy nailed it third time. This one was he fakes to Jamar
So Jamar and then he throws to another guy boom exactly the play
I call he goes nuts and you see like Joe, who doesn't react like watch the video later.
So when you ask me, that is something that I waited two years to do that I was figuring out how I would do it, what he would do, what would happen, how do you, you know, when you walk in a maze, what makes you turn left? What makes you turn right? I know if you're going to turn right, I know if you are about to turn left, we're going to turn right, and then decide to go left at the end.
I was in his head more than he was.
How does this, how has this gift helped you with exes of yours?
We got to ask them right now.
How has it helped you in your romantic life?
It sounds like it would be a hindrance, really.
Not enough, let me tell you.
Married 12 years, my powers are only for good now.
So yeah, unfortunately, these skills are wasted.
You know what I want?
In college, in college, it didn't help me.
It helped all my friends,
because I was the ultimate wingman.
They're like, let's get you over here.
Yeah, yeah, girls, come on over.
I line them up, then I move out of the way my boys are like, you know, that's my gut
That's my guy right there and then they go in for the kill. Yeah
Yeah, it's better than your thumb
That's his way of saying I used to be a pretty good wingman. Yeah, he's a great back in my day
Yeah, they didn't even they at first they would be nice about like I'll buy you a beer then like dude
Just come do tricks for these girls. I'm like, what is this?
so you're you're aware who your competitors are? Sure but it's really one of those
games where there's not much competition in this because there's so few of us and
there's so much demand and the more people do this like it's bringing
awareness. If you were to talk to people two three years ago I think a lot of
people in this country would be like what's a mentalist and now because of
all the sports clips and all these things, it's hit like that level
of you're hearing about it more, you know it,
and it's kind of defined a genre.
You know?
That's kind of where I'm at with it, right?
Because if I'm a competitor of yours,
still, because it's so, so.
Niche.
Yeah.
My success kind of relies somewhat on how well you do.
Rising Tides, Lift All Ships. Like I got a lot of buddies who are kind of relies somewhat on how well you do. Rising Tides, Lift All Ships.
Like I got a lot of buddies who were kind of me
five, 10 years ago, and they're getting a lot
of these things because people hear about them,
they call me, they can't afford me.
They're like, let's take that.
I can only be one place at a time.
Something fell, I did that with my mind, sorry.
Yo, yo, yo.
Playing games.
Don't start that stuff over here.
You're playing games, man.
Don't start shaking up Corey, man.
You flip. Flip might need to change your underwear right now. I start that stuff over here. You're playing games, man. Don't start shaking up Cory, man. Cory, you flip?
Flip might need to change your underwear right now.
I don't even saw it.
You good, Cory?
Flip's the one who said it was devil magic
and he just shit his pants.
Nah, I didn't say that.
I didn't say nothing, man.
I'm just listening.
You thought it, though.
Nah.
Flip is afraid to talk right now.
Like, he's sitting here, he's sitting still.
He is, sure.
This is the most still I've ever seen him.
He's got a bottle of holy water in his pants, ready.
I'm just trying to figure out where, you know, I'm trying to be a mentalist in my own way.
Trying to see his tricks, right?
You are. No, you are.
You are in your own way.
Different kind of mentalists.
Watch yourselves.
Watch yourself.
Right in front of company.
So, back to you and your competitors.
Yeah. I guess if you all don't succeed as a
collective, where does that leave the genre? No, I don't know. That's a great
question. Listen, I'm just trying to always innovate. So I keep getting
opportunities and I keep trying to do new things. You're kicking ass. Yeah, thank you.
Appreciate it. And just kind of do new things that excite me because it's kind
of one of those things where, again, great parallel to music.
I love comedians, I love musicians,
just things that excite me.
And I love watching people who they try and do something
where it's not necessarily for other people,
you do something that makes you excited.
The best songs are always ones you didn't try to make a hit.
You just did something that was real and authentic
and then people connect with it.
That's what I keep doing where I like to do things
where if I'm excited about what I'm doing in the room,
other people love it.
Like the football, what's the number one thing
I would want to do?
Bam, you're with the quarterback,
tell me who he's gonna throw the ball to, right?
That's a billion dollar question.
So that's what I did.
I said, how could I pull that off?
And that's the other thing.
Did you go through the phase where it's like,
okay, before you realized how valuable this thing was,
did you go through the phase where,
hey, how can I use my gift to just make money?
That's what I'm doing now still.
Well, you're killing now.
Yeah, listen, I...
I'm talking about when you were trying
to like guess Lado numbers.
Oh, I was hustling since I was 13 years old.
So I started doing this when I was 13.
At 14, I walked half a mile from my house
in Farmington Hills, Michigan, got a restaurant job where I was this little
Four-foot-nothing guy doing card tricks the people are like what do you want from me right now?
And that was the school of hard knocks for me
That's literally how I learned to approach people win people over and start kind of get inside their head
Do you play the lottery so I can't win the lottery true story because what I do has nothing to do with with
Random odds that makes sense. No, but it's not a psychic could tell you they could know the future because what I do has nothing to do with random odds.
Does that make sense?
No, but it's not.
A psychic could tell you they could know the future.
So like, for example, I'm trying to predict the final four.
Yesterday I was on CBS.
If you didn't see with Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith,
great clip, I don't know if this is gonna air.
And we sealed right there.
It's not my bracket.
I told them straight up, I'm not gonna get a bracket right.
That's impossible.
But to get the final four is not actually
as hard as you think. To get the final four four is about one and I think it's 12,000
because you're probably gonna get sleeper there's gonna be a Cinderella no
but think about it's four out of 64 it's not that tough right most years most years it's one
or two one seeds right so like statistically I'm telling you it's not
crazy but to get the elite eight guess who wins and get the final four is one
out of 25 million at least Wow so I don't know that I'm gonna get it
Right. I'll tell you right here right now. Everyone's like are you gonna bet on it? Hell, yeah bet on it. I
Guess Kenny Smith's pin code. I said I'm betting out of your money Kenny. So
That's something where it's not a trick
That's where I'm hoping I get it right and I might get one or two wrong
But like it's kind of like I've guessed Super Bowls have gotten four out of five last five years
But I don't I didn't get every year. I can't, it's not psychic.
I don't know the lottery.
That's still pretty good numbers.
But if you guys were picking the lottery numbers,
if you were picking lottery numbers instead of a machine,
I bet I could get it.
Damn, could you, could you?
Because I know how people think.
Got you, got you, got you.
I have a question.
You're competitors, right?
Do you guys help each other or look out for one another? Is it like that or is it more competition based?
I mean, there's a couple people in the biz that are,
there's so few of us, that are a little more,
how would I describe it, competitive in that sense.
Yeah.
But quite frankly, like I have people,
it's probably the same way as,
if you think of comedians who kind of run jokes
by each other to punch it up, you know how they do that?
Like, give me another tag, do this Features on songs, anything like that.
I have other people that are really smart thinkers
where we bounce ideas off each other
and I just go, what do you think of this?
How do we do this?
And we just kind of, I don't ideate.
Like when I'm doing a lot of stuff for TV,
I gotta come up with new things
and I have people that I think about it with.
I like to run a lot.
I go running and I come up with stuff.
I was gonna ask, or you said that the Joe Burrow thing
took you two years to come up with. To figure out how I was gonna do, or you said that the Joe Burrow thing took you two years to come up with.
To figure out how I was gonna do it.
Yeah.
So it wasn't necessary like a spare the moment random thing.
It was something that you planned out.
Aren't all the best things in life. Yeah, I mean, like I mean, it looks that's kind of like the,
you know, when you see those divers do eight flips and land perfectly, no splash.
It looks so easy. You go do that belly flop.
So it looked easy, it looked easy,
it looked like it was spur of the moment.
It is spur of the moment as far as they're concerned,
but for me, there were hundreds of hours
put into the preparation into how that would play out.
Every possible situation in that room,
I kind of accounted for.
What about like Vegas or card games or dice games
or anything like that where the odds are much lower?
Right. So what do you participate? Are you good at it?
You know what if you go in there you cheat they kick you out and then you're blacklisted. So I've heard from other people
Let's go right you know what let's try something fun. We'll do a little performance later But this is what I want flip to do because he's freaked out at me
later but this is what I want to flip to you because he's freaked out at me is I could go I'm glad that you know he's freaked out I could go get a deck of
cards right I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that again but picture this
in your hands pretend you're holding the deck of cards right and do some fancy
moves that for the listeners pretend do fancy moves pretend you're shuffling them
see some acting flip
See some acting flip
Imagine that you know what you just drop a few on the ground a few just dropped Oh, you make it a little mess
Don't mess up the mic and you dropped a few more and then we look down at the deck all these cards and we count them
Mm-hmm, and I count the deck and you deck, all these cards, and we count them.
And I count the deck, and you know how many cards are in a deck, 52.
52, yes.
But when I count, cheater, he's only got 51.
Because Flip put one in his pocket, right?
You know what I'm saying?
He's got one in his pocket, now hold up, hold up.
I want you, watch.
Don't tell me that card that's in your pocket.
You're imagining right now, think in your mind,
red, black, don't say anything, think hearts diamonds club space hearts diamonds club space
if you have a card in your pocket I'm punching you
Chill out man. Chill out, I'ma clunk you with this coffee I'm telling you.
You're not gonna be jumping in here, chill out.
You'll be honest, right, if I guess it's right.
Look this way.
Ace, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
jack, queen, king, ace, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king.
You imagined one card, you took it out,
you put it in your pocket,
you didn't really put it in your pocket
but you pretended to, that's what I told you to do.
Black card, spades.
It was a king of spades, wasn't it?
You can't hear him right now, but he's freaking out.
It was a king of spades.
Yeah, it was.
It was a king of spades.
Yes, it was a king of spades.
Don't hold the reaction in right now.
I feel like I'm selling you the head.
You said Doug Dunn actually was thinking king of spades.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Because that was a card he gave me, man.
Why'd you do that? I didn't give it to you. That was a card Iutt actually was thinking King of Spades. What the fuck is wrong with you? It was. Because that was the card he gave me, man. Why'd you think that?
I didn't give it to you.
That was the card I picked.
Why was the card he picked?
From earlier?
It was the King of Spades.
King of Spades.
Where he put it in his pocket.
Oh my God.
The black one.
I don't, he did a trick to me.
He did that.
I don't fucking.
Yo, Ian gave you some money outside.
Yeah, that's for sure.
That was the King of Spades.
It was.
Swear to God.
Ice. Ice.
Yes.
Don't let him beat the whole room, yo.
It's impossible.
He's starting with me.
He's imagining a card.
Okay.
We got an empty chair right there, do you see it?
Listener can't see, we got Park right here, right?
But right there's an empty chair.
And you get to fill in that chair, okay and you're gonna do it in your mind.
I was gonna take your phone out and get a photo,
but no, no, I don't even want it.
I want it in your head.
Somebody's sitting right there,
and you know what you're doing?
You're on the edge of your seat.
You've got questions lined up,
and I make this exciting,
because normally I would think of somebody alive,
but dead or alive, man, woman, whatever.
Somebody that you have not...
Hold on.
If you look over there,
I don't put you on the spot.
Do you know what question you would ask this person
or you're not even sure yet?
I'm not even sure of the question yet.
Okay, you're not even sure of the person?
All right, hold on, hold on.
Bitch.
I think I know the person.
You gotta be under pressure.
You think you know?
His person?
Yeah, don't say it, don't say it.
I won't.
Oh shit, come on, he put in my books.
Here's what I do, here's what I do.
I got a pad of paper and a marker. Don't say the name that you think it is, because you my books. Here's what I do, here's what I do.
I got a pad of paper and a marker.
Don't say the name that you think it is,
because you know him.
We just met what?
When I walked in the door.
How many letters are in this person's first name
that you think he picked?
That you think he picked?
Just tell me the number of letters.
Well don't say, see I just watched his face.
No, no, I don't want you to say.
I could tell just by looking right there at Ice's face that he was wrong. It's not six letters, is it? No, it's watched his face. No, no, I don't want you to say. I could tell just by looking right there at Ice's face
that he was wrong.
It's not six letters, is it?
No, it's not six letters.
You got it wrong.
Good try, though.
OK.
But they're on me.
Stick to your day job.
No.
He just got back to that.
No.
The listener, who the person that comments gonna make stage scripted
Did before I walked in this room had we ever spoken a word in our life?
No, is there any did I tell you who you would have to pick that I some way of say you gotta go
Come on, do this. I'll slip you a hundred nothing
Nothing, he thought of anybody down for you. All right, he won't get it wrong. We got this
No, look guys got his arms locked around nobody language. Nobody's no, freeze. All right. He gonna get it wrong. We got this. No, the guy's got his arms locked around.
Yeah, no body language.
No, the body language is clear.
You got hands crossed and legs crossed.
That's 100% a dude vibe.
It's a guy.
I know you picked a guy.
If it was a woman, you gotta spread him out a little more.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't be that tight.
The pelvic is lost.
You can't be that tight.
You gotta give him room to breathe.
You can't be that tight.
Now that's a guy.
Tight, the pelvic, buddy.
That's a guy vibe with the pelvis. Loosen up in the room. That's a guy. Tighten the pelvic, buddy. That's a guy with the pelvis.
Loosen up in your hips.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
When you said six to him, you know what I saw?
It's too much.
Name's shorter.
Ice, close your eyes.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, don't close your eyes when a dude tells you so.
No, no.
I want to show everybody in the room.
I don't want to show you. Are your eyes closed? Close one. Yeah, yeah. Smile of the close. Folks, don't say this out when a dude tells you something. No, no. I want to show everybody in the room. I don't want to show you.
Are your eyes closed?
Yes.
Yes, my eyes are closed.
Folks, don't say this out loud.
Don't say this out loud.
Everyone in the room get a peek.
If you guys saw it, say yeah.
They better not be.
No.
All right.
No way.
I will fight this shit out of free.
So everybody knows, as everyone, all of you say yeah, if you just saw what I wrote down,
I can't change my mind.
Ice, Ice, open your eyes.
Someone sitting right in that chair is only in your brain.
You're seeing him right there in that chair.
Anyone, anyone, I said, who's sitting in that chair?
Tell us.
I don't want to say it, though, because that.
Hey, yo.
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown.
That was an easy one. that's an easy one.
I'm not blowing away my hat.
Get the fuck out of here.
Nah, nah, you sitting there thinking about the fucking thing.
Sensational.
Hey, yo dog.
Yo, why the fuck you at work thinking about Richie Brown?
Yo.
No, no, no.
He said somebody that I would love to have on a podcast.
Yeah, but.
Interview.
You know what?
Throw a curve ball over the place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought it was Nipsey.
God damn.
That's why I said sick, I thought it was Nipsey.
I was doing. Yo. Who? I thought it was Nipsey. God damn. That's why I said sick. I thought it was Nipsey. I was doing it.
Yo.
Who?
I thought it was Jesus.
I was saying either him.
I was Alan Iverson or Chris Murr.
I was saying exactly what I was thinking.
Oh my god.
Yo, see, good thing I don't have this gift, boy.
You think it's going to be in trouble.
I'm not.
Yo, how long?
I'll have your ass.
Look, Park's all nervous over there now.
Look at this guy.
I'm not nervous.
That's crazy.
I'm not nervous.
I'm not nervous. Yo, hold up. What's up with you? Yo, I ain't spoke to dude. Look at Parks all nervous over there now
Yo, I spoke to do that was an easy one I don't think it was that hard neither if he picked mine well you was wrong
How much history how long you know Joe since well
Almost 20 years right yeah, not quite
I've been away some like that. Pull us down, Parks.
Coming up on almost 20 years, right?
Yeah.
Not quite.
So you lose your bank card.
They call you up and they go,
Parks, how do we know you're really you
and not the guy who stole the card?
Right?
So they say, what's your mom's maiden name?
But hear me out, mom's maiden name,
they don't say that anymore.
Cause my mom's on Facebook.
You wanna know who my mom is?
She likes every photo.
She comments that.
Yeah.
This is my number one fan.
Sure.
So that's not a good question. What I like to ask people
is ask me a question that nobody would know. Even your boy from 17 years, he's not gonna
know this. True. Okay? So when I walked in this room, full transparency, I walked up
the park and I said, come up with the question. Don't say it to anybody. Don't write this
question down. Don't nothing. Think of a question that none of us would know yeah there is no way in the world I could know what that question is could I
no not a chance no one in this room would know the question is forget the answer
I'm talking about even what question it's not Mother's Made name is it no
okay so course not if you ask the question out loud you put it out in the
universe could any of us know the answer?
No.
Okay, what's the question?
When we were teenagers, a couple of my friends,
when we'd get real fucked up,
would say a phrase to each other.
Okay, okay, no more.
Don't say anything more.
Imagine you're in front of a keyboard,
but with computer, different than thumbs is texting,
put your hands like on a keyboard right now in front of you
You got uncrossed your legs
See that feeling now you're cheating
I want you to imagine
That you type the answer you don't actually move your fingers. You just got to think about it
Okay. All right. Look what he did. I saw it see why'd I position him like that?
I like a flip it still shook up from before you see this is like
You tapped your thumb once I like how Flip has still shook up from before. You see this? He's like, how'd you know he's the king of spades?
You tapped your thumb once. Uh-huh
What's on a keyboard? Everyone take a moment. Spacebar. Spacebar. Spacebar ish. Boom. You did that
In between two words. It's two words, isn't it? The answer is two words. It is two words. Yeah, what are you going yet two words? How would I known that?
Alright
And that was a course it's two words, yeah, that was easy
All right, don't know your bread which word is more interesting to you the first one or the second one or you don't care Okay, don't care. Okay, right think of either word you do it. Okay, you thought a second word
No Right. Think of either word. You do it. Okay. You thought of the second word? No. No? Yeah, Parks. Oh good. I like his movement around. See he's the opposite. He does the opposite. He looks
this way when he looks that way. He's kind of, watch, now we'll figure him out. You're thinking
of the first word then. Pick any letter in the first word. Don't tell them which one. All the
letters in front of you, boom. you grab one out and you take that letter
like it's a scrabble tile and you can hold it in your hand.
Can you see that letter?
Yes.
So what he did is he looked at the first letter
because his eyes went to the left.
That's the first letter.
We read left to right.
But he does the opposite.
You didn't think of the first letter, did you?
No.
See, he did that to look to throw me off.
Come on, who are you talking to right now?
Yeah, that's what he did at the little secret meeting I think you jumped and then you grabbed one and I
thought it was like a right near the middle that wasn't in the middle it's
not the last letter is it either no and are you thinking of an end you are
okay holy shit party that that's real talk right there he just thought of a
letter I knew it was an end it sounded like an M in my mind.
Is there, on a scale of one to 10,
you've seen all the stuff I've done,
but this is for you.
You called me out.
Where on a one to 10 is impossible, impossible.
Where does this fall for you?
Eight.
How do we make it a 10?
Hold on, I got it.
I got the second word.
Yo, Parks, if you let him make it a 10 right now.
He said I have the second word. Yeah, you had if you let him make it a 10 right now. He said, I have the second word.
Yeah, you had me for the first word.
But when I go right there and I wrote this.
You better not.
You want me to show you or you want me to just say it to you?
Say it. Yeah.
Your boy's here. You see him.
You're nine years old. You're high five.
Bing chow.
How the fuck did you get that?
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it Bing Chao?
It's Bing Chao.
Is that right?
Holy shit.
Yo, what the fuck is going on, bro?
Bullshit is this.
That was a good way to,
I see what you tried to do, though.
What?
On terms of the throw off.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was a great,
that's a good, whatever you thought of.
Yeah.
And he came up with this shit,
this little Peter Parker
look at this motherfucker.
This guy is fucking great.
And you're like a time traveler or something.
That's what Pat McAfee calls me.
He traveled back in time.
He did give me his pen and his little pad to write on.
You know, no pens, no pads, no nothing.
You got him.
Joe, you got me good.
Joe, have you written down a thing?
Have you written down anything?
Have you whispered something to somebody?
Have you said anything to anyone in this room?
Oh, no.
So when I walked in here, again, we had like one minute
before I came on air.
And we mentioned something interesting,
which is the fact that yesterday, I
had somebody think of someone that had passed away.
And I shared that with you.
It was like, it was a weird thing at a show.
And they said, this person, are they alive and dead?
I'm like, I think they're dead because it's just their body language.
And you told me you had thought of someone a few days ago
where you were going through your phone and it popped up
and it was someone who passed away, is that right?
Yeah.
I'm not guessing that person, nothing to do.
You shared that information with me.
So I don't want people to think later,
oh, he told him, so he's using it.
But that's something weird which just popped in your head.
Something just popped in your head that you weren't expecting.
Yeah. And I said to you, think of someone in your phone
that you have not talked to in a while.
That you've literally you've not talked
to this person in a while.
Hasn't been the last day or two.
Otherwise, too recent.
You might have just said their name on the podcast.
Guy or girl.
And I want you to think of that person.
And then what if we called them right now?
What if we call them right now?
Put them on air
everyone heard it and you said to them a word two words three words like something a phrase something
that they would understand and none of us would get like bing chow can you close your eyes
close your eyes and think of what you were talking right now think of what you would say to them
a man tell you close your eyes your first thought is to pucker up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, just the cheat.
Was it?
Tell me it was two words, right?
Yeah.
Two words, open your eyes.
Notice your body language earlier.
Ice was tight.
You went open.
I think it's a female.
You were thinking of a female.
Am I right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
That's easy.
Yeah, that is easy.
She was like, I'm not thinking of any guys.
I met my girl.
My girl do this every night.
I'm in a trainer. She's like, look at him, Joe, you think of another girl?
I tried to make it a guy. Get him.
I'm sorry, baby.
What do you, do you call her by her name or a nickname?
That's a good question.
I don't know the answer to that.
Perfect.
That's good.
That's good.
I don't know if this is a real name or fake name.
You just think they call her mother named her Heaven? I can't do that.
What are you talking about?
It's cool.
Sorry, dog.
That was solid.
Solid.
Pick a letter.
You know what?
Same thing I did with Parks.
Pick a letter.
Here's her name or her nickname, God given name, maybe her...
I picked a letter already, bro.
I'm not him.
I'm not him.
I'm him.
Like, know who you're dealing with here.
Yeah.
See that?
Yeah.
Felt like more than one.
Felt like more than one.
Bitch.
The letter you just thought of.
There's more than one of it in the name, isn't there?
Yeah.
There's more than one.
There's more than one.
It's like Michelle with two L's.
I saw it.
I looked at two of them. OK, probability. You're doing a probability. There's more than one. It's like Michelle with two L's. I saw it. I looked at two of them.
OK, probability.
You're doing a probability.
I'm not doing probability.
OK, I'm with you.
And you're thinking of me.
My name is a weird one.
O's.
O-Z-Z.
You thought of a Z, didn't you?
I did think of a Z.
And it sounds like the word jazz.
Ma.
Jazz, ma.
Is that her name?
Fuck.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What the fuck?
No way.
No.
No.
No way. Get off! Get off!
Oh, you fucking got me!
And I would have gotten away with it too!
If it wasn't for these wonderful kids!
Holy fucking Z's!
Hey, that was fucking impressive!
Wait, wait. He was going to call her on the phone.
He was going to call her on the phone.
And he said he was going to tell her two words. Oh shit. Yeah, it's words words
Was he gonna say a place that was my first my first instinct was gonna tell her place
Why was it a place but now he's looking away?
No, it's not a place. I'm view
Do they know jasper
Hmm, I don't know I don't think so. I think he knows her through someone. I think it's not a place. I
Think he knows her through someone somebody connected somebody you don't talk to her, you know, hurt someone else.
Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Two words? Two words? You know what?
I'm about to go block you from my girl page. I know that much.
Joe, how about this? You go, you go in another room. In another room.
The timestamp of all this shit.
You know what? You said, is my pen, this is a pen. I don't care what, I don't want to write it because people can't hear it when we're on there. What if, what if you I don't care what I don't want to write it because people can't hear what we're on there what if what if you write
this down somewhere or you don't want to write it I wrote it no no you're not
right anything there's nothing here here how could I reveal this I don't want to
show anything visual I don't want to say it think of the first word it's a guy
somebody knows the two of you.
Two words, is it a first and last name? Common ones.
Yo, Michael Paul.
Yo.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
You took MP work again?
No, no, no.
No, no.
It's a joke, yo.
It's just a right problem.
Holy shit. That guy's good. The guy's joke. Yo, it's just a right. Holy shit.
That guy's good.
The guy's good. Yo, this is scary. I ain't gonna hold you. You got me buddy.
I'm dumbfounded. I got a headache. I'm trying to think how he's doing.
I tried to throw him off. Yeah. I tried to just picture it.
It had nothing to do with me at all. God damn.
I've never heard Joe, Joe Budden this quiet in my whole life.
Yeah.
No, you're good.
Nah, if my girlfriend got in touch with you.
That's what I'm blocking right here.
Got some of your powers.
It's over.
That is ridiculous.
Where does somebody learn how to do this?
My book's coming out this year.
My book's coming out later this year.
And what happens when you're, when you're,
what happens when you're wrong?
What happens when my daughter's become teenagers?
They're gonna be in a lot of trouble.
That's true.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Or when you're negotiating.
Don't tell them.
I'm pretty good with negotiations.
You don't submit your fucking dog.
Yeah, don't say.
What are the downsides of the gift?
Mine's always racing.
You know, I'm always thinking.
But I think that's like anybody's kind of ADHD.
I'm always thinking stuff, I'm always watching stuff.
But it's a switch.
It's not like it's with me all the time.
I've got to focus to do it.
You see what I'm saying? It's kind of, you've got to turn it on.
Yeah, you've got like some Gil Grissom shit going on with you.
What is Gil Grissom?
Gil Grissom was the guy on the original CSI. Ah, but he was the one he was like the mind. Is it annoying? I feel like you
can read people so well. Like is it annoying? Like meeting people and kind of
seeing through liars bullshit immediately? Not really.
I'm fine with it. I feel like it would ruin my social. I feel like I can read
people pretty well and I don't want to hang out with people because I can tell
they're full of shit at your level. I feel like you must not want to talk to
anybody. It would go down that path a little bit, but no, I still enjoy it.
When you see it, do you try to turn off the mentalist stuff when I'm in day to
day for sake of like your mind, not racing, it's kind of like revving an
engine. It takes a lot of focus to do it.
Do you ignore it at times? Like if you, if you're talking to somebody just For the sake of like your mind not racing. It's kind of like revving an engine. It takes a lot of focus to do it.
Do you ignore it at times? Like if you're talking to somebody just casually
and you see the bullshit and it's like,
eh, you know what, I know you're bullshitting,
I'll ignore it and still continue.
Yeah, it's good when you're interviewing people
or negotiating.
Negotiating, negotiating.
They don't stand a chance.
No chance.
Where do you stand on ayahuasca?
I've never done ayahuasca, but I mean I'm all for it.
I've got a bunch of buddies that have done it and I think psychedelics are honestly...
You've done mushrooms or any psychedelics at all?
I've done psychedelics, yeah, for sure.
Okay.
I've had some of my best ideas on it.
I was about to say, does life change it?
Does it heighten your existing gift?
You want to hear a funny story?
I mean, this is a great story.
This was in Amsterdam before weed was legal
I'm not a big cannabis guy, but like I don't know just not back in the day high school different story
I'm in Amsterdam and there's tricks that I would do that were magic tricks
Not like this even though this stuff will freak you out, too
But I would do tricks that were designed specifically for stoners back then and I had a part
That really mess with you.
So in Amsterdam, there's a guy.
I meet them.
And this was before weed was legal here.
You go to Amsterdam.
I was on a layover.
It's a big deal to go to Bulldog Cafe and smoke.
And I meet this group where one dude's on mushrooms,
and he's really tripping hard.
And I walk up to him, and we're doing,
I do some card tricks.
Everyone's kind of cool.
And then I have one for him that's like the trick.
And it's one where I tell somebody pick a card,
and they hold it in their hand face up.
So you hold it in your hand, like imagine King of Spades
for you right there, flip.
And he's holding the card, and I take the other card,
and I just wave them, I go slow, I go don't blink,
and he's holding the card, and I wave the cards over,
and when I move the card slow, the card shrinks
to one quarter the size, like a mini card just in his hand.
He looked at the card, he looked at me.
He looked at the card, he looked at me.
He dropped the card and he ran out.
He ran out.
Goddamn right.
Yes.
And yo, I left two and a half hours later to go
to the airport, they still didn't know where he was.
He was black, right?
Well, he was white.
He was white.
I'm out of here.
I ain't fucking with them.
I would like to see him talk to Big Mama.
Oh yeah, she kicking him out.
Get him and that devil worship.
I wonder if that guy remembers that.
I just want to know.
I'm hoping he's safe.
I'm hoping he's OK.
I hope he's seen my success and been like, yo, that guy really
messed me up in Amsterdam.
But I'll never forget that guy with pupils
that were the size of his eyes, looked at me,
thought he just saw God.
Not even in me. He thought like, I just saw God like not even in me he thought
Yeah, I mean he was he did not even know what hit him. I think the whole universe
Deconstructed in front of him. You still know how to do that trick. I still do but I don't do it anymore
It's like kind of a little sleight of hand thing. I still do though you you were saying earlier that
couple minutes ago that
Thinking you think a lot, right? So yep
Where do you have to go to sort of decompress
or think less?
Like what do you have to do?
Is it in your room or with your family?
Me with my kids, I can't be thinking.
What's that?
That's a great question.
Yeah, no, but I think when you're with your family,
it kind of, there's so much input.
I have four kids and so none of them are on the way.
God bless and it's a very busy house.
Congratulations, yo.
Thank you, thank you.
Don't congratulate me, congratulate my wife,
she does all the hard work.
That part too.
But I think with kids, I try to be present,
I'm gone a lot, so when I'm home,
I try to really be present and enjoy them,
and like, you can't be thinking when there's kids
running around doing this, it's chaos,
it's my favorite kind of chaos.
And you say you have to focus so much that,
and they don't like it, so I'm on TV,
they're like, I was on right before the Super Bowl. Biggest appearance of my life. My kids,
I go to magic shows at their school but I'm not that good at these magic shows. I haven't
done them in like 20 years. And these kids eat you alive. Like what's in your hand? Let
me see your thumb. Oh my God. Open your pocket. There's definitely something in your pocket.
Like yo look look. Can't get your hand out of my pocket. I'm like rethinking my career
choice after this one show. I came home and one of our friends in the building saw me.
He thought somebody died.
My face was like, Ashley, what just happened?
I go, I think I gotta quit my job.
My second grader just like, they just destroyed me.
And so when I did the Super Bowl,
they called me on FaceTime right afterwards.
Biggest appearance ever.
Randy Moss freaking out.
Adam Schefter was on ESPN right before Super Bowl.
And they go, just, you talk too much.
Do the trick with the candy.
Cause I have a trick where I just make candy appear. They're like, just do that one. Yeah, do that one. Do that one. Look, look, look you talk too much. Do the trick with the candy. Because I have a trick where I just make candy appear.
They're like, just do that one.
Yeah, do that one.
Do that one.
Look, look, look, look.
Like great directorial notes.
Like stop doing all the tricks with the mind stuff.
Just make more candy.
Just make candy pop.
That was it.
That's the one.
Brought me right back down.
Is it tough, is it tough for you,
like it is for me to explain to like my partner that I had a long day of work?
Like she's just like you talk for a living. Right. But you was just like...
I travel a lot. So like I'm traveling like crazy. Like if you see my schedule next week
I have six shows in four days. I crossed the country twice. I got two red eyes where I'm sleeping on planes waking up 8 a.m.
I'm already on stage for 3,000 people. So how many days out the year you going? Probably about
115.
Oh, wow.
God, you're getting to it.
You're getting the bag.
3,000 people?
Oh, yeah, we probably should watch up here.
Yeah, up here?
And you're the person that's nearest you
in your competition, or do they do venues in similar size?
Or do they have a touring outfit set up?
So I don't tour as much, it's interesting enough.
I do some a little bit of that, but I do corporate events.
So I kind of, I cut out where you would think
to yourself normally.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Get your money to go shoot.
Yeah.
So it's always better when somebody
spends not their own money.
When I'm buying tickets for a show
Take it how much is this show? Yeah, but when it's a come Nabisco you say
Biscuit money biscuit money Joe
So no, I just do all different corporate events. I do some other things but the TV stuff
but again, I don't even see this competition because I
We turn down much more shows than we take in which is really great problem to have but it's from all the exposure from TV
And then really focused in the last few years on social media and saw that in ways where I think some people really didn't
Understand the power of viral clips. Yeah and consistent what it could do for me
It's dope for me
And if you're on tik-tok hundreds of millions of views people see like the right clips like a Joe burrow
I I literally carpool with with with a couple other dads and moms
in this thing.
They don't know what I do.
I look like an accountant.
Gil Grissom right there.
This one guy thought I was a lawyer.
He goes and he shows me his phone.
Three people sent him to Joe Burrow in the same week
and he goes, Joe, that dude looks just like you.
I'm like, that is me.
He's like, how do you do this?
He's like, this is what you do for a job.
He's like, I thought you were a lawyer.
I'm like, yeah, I never said anything.
But it's kind of a niche.
Did it change how they talk to you?
Not really.
Because you know, now people are thinking, oh,
now when he says to me, I can't take the kids from Subway
Pull, I'm like, I know what you're really doing.
I know what's going on.
What?
No, I'm kidding.
Don't lie and say you're sick.
That's a fake call.
I'm so upset that he won here. I thought that we would be the place to stump him. I'm still I'm so upset that he that he won here. I'm saying I thought that we would be the place to stump
I'm still waiting for my oh
His broken foot throwing me off. I can't get in his head. You know what? We'll try one thing
Here we go
Get him ish
We can't we can't repeat I can't have you do like what he did
I can't do it. You gotta be something new something new so
But you know your phone grab your phone you thought of somebody
He thought it jasma that there was a reason you picked that person did for some reason she popped in your head
No, you're not in trouble. I'm not doing
Go to your contacts.
But hold the phone where I can't see it.
Hold the phone where I can't see it.
Oh God.
I'll stop talking to you again.
Depending on what he pull out of there.
She can get tricky.
Start looking through.
Is that Galaxy?
What do you got?
I don't know. And Galaxy, does it tell you
how many contacts you have or no?
This is, he's saying you have.
No, no, no, I don't care, I don't care.
He's got too many, no, this guy's popular.
Oh no, this one is far.
Light flex.
Extremely popular.
Light flex, all right, you're looking through.
Fice, can you see, can you see, he's got a privacy screen.
He's got a privacy, you can't see anything.
All right, here's what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna move the mic over, and you're not mobile.
The foot, the Achilles.
You're gonna tip your phone so Ice can't see it
and you can't see it.
Now if you just hold somebody by accident,
it's a butt dial.
I don't want you to butt dial, that's important.
Here, can you bring the phone closer?
I don't wanna see, but I want you to do it.
Is it scrolling?
Yes.
So you're gonna do this.
I don't know if you can see.
Can you see?
I can see it a little bit.
You're gonna scroll, but go up and down. And whenever you want, can you see gonna do this. I don't know if you can see can you see a little bit? You're gonna scroll but go up and down and whenever you want can you see is it moving?
Mm-hmm, you're gonna stop somewhere and I want you to stop but it's very important
Don't actually butt dial or call some you're just gonna keep scrolling like I would do it. Hold it like this lower
Look when you're done give it a couple scrolls now is he going down is he going up?
Is he gonna go to a is he gonna go to? See whenever you want say I'm done
Scroll come on man bring close to your body hold on before he looks it's not one name
Does everyone understand if he if it's one name he did it wrong
He should be on a list if you if you take and go through just end up on a list
And I don't know where you started. Do you start the top?
So probably in the A's or do you start you probably didn't't start in the middle in the middle is good. All right, give me too much information
And you know and don't look ice he's tricking you looking away now you're gonna see a bunch of names and
I'm gonna have you do this
Look at a name somewhere in the middle so you get to choose and try to
Look at a name somewhere in the middle. So you get to choose and try to.
Okay.
You see one, put it back to your chest.
How many names were on that whole screen?
Right, probably 15, 20.
So it's impossible, right?
Even if I gave you the phones and look at all the names,
you couldn't know who you'd just pick.
I had to debate, I was trying to see the body language.
It wasn't a shift, it wasn't noticeable.
Did you pick a guy? No. Oh, I see, I see, it see the body language. It wasn't a shift, it wasn't noticeable. Did you pick a guy?
No.
I see the opposite.
Let's go Ish.
Way to go, you passed the test.
He wears a lot of long johns.
Think of her.
You know what, here's what I want to do.
I'm gonna let you change in the middle.
Look back at that person's name.
Was it a first and last name?
That I picked?
Yeah.
Look at that name, wherever it is in the middle.
And I want you, I'm gonna see if I can see the difference
when he changes.
Watch. Keep looking.
Don't change where you're on the screen,
but with your eyes, just keep going up
until you run out of names to look at,
until you get to the top of the list.
It's like three girls, then one guy, then two,
then you end it on another girl.
Person at the top, is it a female?
It is.
See, because you did the same thing.
I'm always watching for tells.
The tells are when people do something different.
Don't talk to me.
Do you know her?
Do I know the girl that's at the top of my list?
Yeah.
Whoever you looked at last, the last person you did,
you registered different.
You looked like you had a very different expression.
Do you know her well?
We cool.
Look this way at me.
We cool.
Put the phone down.
Something there.
I shouldn't.
You know, I'm going for it.
Think about this.
He picked anywhere in his phone.
He picked any name he wanted.
He changed name what?
Six, seven times.
It's not a family member.
Said we cool.
Never that.
No, no.
Never family member, Doc.
You got him.
Hey.
Hey.
He keep everybody fall for nose.
Hey. Hey. Oh. Hey. Hey. He keep everybody fall for those. Hey.
Hey.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Doc is killing a girl and not family.
This is so unbranded.
It's a first and last name?
Think of her first name.
It's Kathy Lea some shit.
That's on my phone now, OK?
Yeah.
Because this is different than the assignment
that you gave me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, forget assignments. That's bad assignment. It was a trick, man? Yeah, I don't know. Because this is different than the assignment that you gave me.
Yeah, yeah, forget assignments.
That assignment was a trick.
No, he thought of somebody famous.
I want you to do something fresh.
Come on, I'm not doubling down.
I wonder who this is.
Me too.
I'm on the edge of my seat.
Me too, I want to know.
I mean, Parks, you had theories.
Parks the whole time had theories.
He goes, oh man, maybe he knew what he was gonna pick
or maybe he's gonna leave you
and he's gonna try to deconstruct this,
but how could this be?
He changed his mind five or six times.
I wanna know this girl he thinkin' about.
Think of the first letter.
Do you speak Spanish?
No.
He was about to say poquito, do you see that?
Yeah.
Oh he was.
There it is.
There it is.
OK.
I think so.
He rolled his tongue.
Rolled.
What's the first letter of her name?
First letter.
On my phone?
R.
R. I knew it was an R. I knew it.
I knew it.
And now, what names with an R?
Mm.
Damn.
Joel.
Get Joel.
Yo, I got it. I got it. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, yeah, that's definitely it. Oh
What's her first name that was on my phone You keep saying on your phone. Oh, Renee. Renee, Renee. Oh my God.
Jesus, Marion Joseph, man.
What the hell is going on in here?
Yo, what the fuck is going on, yo?
Hey, I like your poker face.
Yeah, you did good.
I like your poker face.
You fought.
You fought.
You fought.
That was a one.
You fought that thing.
You fought the good fight. You fought that man. They still smoke people, I mean.
Oh my God, this guy, man.
I'm speechless.
Yeah, that's something different.
Well now at least I understand it.
Ice came into this thinking we're going to get this guy.
That was the best part.
We all came.
Me too, me too.
I was like, he's never been on anything black.
No, you know what, though?
No, look, look, look, in the assignment that he gave me, he gave me a person. He said,
yo, pick a somebody that you would have on the couches. So, you know, when my brain started
going, I'm like, no, he might watch the show. So I was like, no, I'm not going. You know, my normal
Halle Berry JLo. So if he would have picked that other person, yeah, it would have been, I was like,
I'll leave that in the back. That's a hanging thread. I told Ice who the person was. I was like, he can't.
Nobody in here would be like that. Yeah, I wouldn't even in the back. That's a hanging thread. I told Ice who the person was. I was like, he can't. Nobody in here would be like that.
Yeah, I wouldn't even have guessed it.
Yeah, that was extremely impressive.
I can't lie to you.
That was amazing.
All right, so all skepticism is out the window now, right?
Yeah, it's something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah.
It's something going on.
Yeah, it's something.
There's something there.
I don't know what it is, but.
Bing chow.
How do you pull that?
How do you pull that?
That's his nickname.
Yo, dog, how do you pull that? I even went and searched to see's the nickname of it. Yo dog, how do you pull that?
I even went and searched to see if you ever tweeted that phrase.
Never.
You didn't?
Never.
I didn't even say the phrase.
It was my friends that said the phrase to each other.
That was crazy, yo.
Bing chow?
I don't know what it means.
Listen, he got me twice.
He doubled in mine.
He guessed one name and then another name,
that was two names.
And the best trick is I made Flip disappear in the middle.
So.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
That car fucked him up.
Yo, that car fucked him up.
Flip had to change his drawers.
Yeah, he did.
Flip is out of here.
Yeah, yeah, that really fucked him up.
Yo, King of Spades.
Where can people see you?
Where can people find you?
Best way to find out where I'm going to be is my socials.
It looks like Oz.
So everybody blamed my parents, Israeli name, but it looks like Oz.
So it's at OzTheMentalist.
But it's Oz, so it sounds like somebody owes you money.
At OzTheMentalist.
It's Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook, everything.
But typically you're going to see me a lot on TV.
I have a lot of things coming up.
Nice.
A lot of sports teams I do.
A lot of stuff with CNBC, so finance.
Nabisco.
Nabisco, yeah.
Call it a big corporate company.
Come on.
It's corporate money.
And then, yeah, you know what?
Just working on a bunch of new fun things.
And the book, you said?
I got a book coming out end of the year.
Yes, and the book is coming out.
The book is going to be.
The book is not.
I'm not going to teach you to do this.
Oh, damn it. That's what I was supposed to ask. I was going to say the 49th law of year. Yes, and the book is coming out. The book is going to be. The book is not. I'm not going to teach you to do this. Oh, damn it.
That's what I was supposed to ask.
I was going to say the 49th law of power.
Yeah, no.
So honestly, it's a lens of here's the key is you can see
what I do, how to read people more effectively.
But it's for the sake of entertainment.
But what if you could take some of these skills,
these principles and mentals, and apply them
to your everyday life, in relationships, at work,
like knowing when's the right time to go to your boss
and ask for that raise.
What's your right moment?
How do you remember things better?
How can you get inside other people's heads?
It's gonna be better for negotiations.
Know if people are lying to you.
Just tips and tricks that are very useful.
All right, and that book is Banned in America.
I hope not, publisher needs to go get big.
Jesus. I'm buying that book. Yeah, no, I'm getting that book. I hope not publisher needs to go get big.
Jesus. I'm getting that book.
That is kind of bullshit you pulled today.
That was, yo, that's nuts.
Flip is still shit.
Yeah, he's still.
I'm a little bit worried about Flip right now.
I'm a little worried.
We're going to ask him to leave in a second.
It's all right.
He can't get in your mind anymore, buddy.
Flip, look at me.
Think you're social security ATM.
No, I'm telling you.
That was a crazy one.
I saw you do the Penn number joint.
Yeah, with Kenny.
No, it was a football player or something.
With DK?
Had him silver number and then had two teammates stand up.
What's your jersey number?
Oh, no, that was Josh Allen.
Josh Allen.
Dog.
That was absolutely insane.
That was absolutely.
That was ridiculous.
I like to run and run like marathons, ultra marathons.
I was out running right before that was going on.
I was in Pittsburgh, because they were playing Steelers.
I was running 20 miles.
And at mile 18, I figured out how
I was going to finish that trick, because I
didn't know how to end it.
I didn't know how it would end at the end.
I was like, came to me, and it was an hour later.
We did that for Josh Allen.
So sometimes, man, serendipitous.
I had a question for you that has nothing to do with anything that that we've discussed it has nothing to do with any mentalist shit
Yeah, I just kind of want to know where you stand hit me
Who was wrong?
Between sick freedom Roy and the tiger
Yo, what side are you on?
I've heard varying counts on that one, but he didn't even blame the tiger because I guess if the Tigers again
I don't want to misspeak here
But those Tigers have certain rules were like you can't do certain things like chimpanzees
Yeah, you know chimpanzees if they see you feed another chimp and not them. They'll tear you to shreds
I did not know that. Yeah, they will. There's like big things where food you can't bring food in with chimps
There's like and those chimps are so strong. They can rip you limb from the face. Literally. You ever see that person got their face ripped off?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Horrific so with the, I think there's certain things where they don't think they're biting you.
Because think, a tiger that big, if they even play bite you, like my dog bites me, he's 10 pounds, nothing.
A tiger play bites you, you're dead.
So my understanding is something happened that I don't know what it was,
but it was like some sort of thing that was a cardinal rule that you don't do and he didn't know.
Like he knows how to deal with Tigers
But something happened where he didn't blame him like he did something wrong where he had a smell on him or something weird
And that they found out afterwards and that was
What a reference though Joe Siegfried and Roy throwback
And I don't know if you've seen
The clip that's been going around on the internet for a few years I want to say
of the elephant did you see the clip of the element elephant and that runs after
the the tourists oh I saw that one and the woman and there was a rumor that the
the tourist people had killed the elephants kid or wife or something and
the elephant remembered wow so he waited and he ran and did something to these people.
I believe that 100% you know crows remember faces. Yeah they did a thing
with crows where like if one of these people like throw something at them, they're gonna shit right on your head.
My sister had an experience with crows. I may have mentioned this
podcast before where someone told her that and she like befriended the crows
basically she talked to them she would put
Shit out for them and they started bringing her shit and showed up at the same spot the next day like that shit is for real
Yo, they have a language. They're very smart. Yeah, we do we do trivia with my kids and this is here
Make this make this podcast entertaining and educational. Do you know what a group of crows is called? No a murder
A murder that's a true story. Yeah, it's true. A group of crows called a murder.
Yeah.
It's weird because my son said that.
Gotta put murder with the blacks.
It's that bullshit.
No, no.
Hey, hey.
Gotta fucking put murder with the blacks.
What's wrong with you, man?
I didn't name them.
Be quiet.
Oh, man.
OK, for me, my final question.
Yeah.
The same way you have this gift.
He's right. The same way you have this gift. He's right.
The same way you have this gift.
He's right.
With humans, clearly.
Do you see things in just the Earth
that maybe the average person or the normal set of eyes
doesn't pay attention to?
Do you think that the Earth too, the planet gives off cues
and clues as to what it may be thinking or feeling?
That's a great question.
I don't think, I mean I think that on a deeper level but not like the mentalism thing because
the mentalism thing is really, it's a set of skills. So it's really, it's kind of like
psychology influencing people. There's this, it's really, if you think about a chef,
you know how a chef has, let's say you got chicken,
you got fish, you got steak, you got all these ingredients,
I got sauces, I can make all these recipes.
So when I come up with my stuff,
I have different ways to do certain things.
And then it's like, it's kind of like jazz,
kind of like that Chop Show, where like,
you give me this, you give me that,
I'm gonna whip up a recipe.
So right now, I don't always know what's gonna happen
when I walked in this room,
but I kind of started leaning into things that would work
and things that didn't work, I moved away from so it's kind of like
It's really truly playing jazz. I didn't come in here. You saw me walk in you're like how's gonna pull this off
We're in a living room. How could you do this? There's no setup. There's no staging for my bigger shows a little more of a production
But I think the mentalism is something that's a series of steps that you can learn to do
That's kind of what the whole book's all about.
That's more like a spiritual question,
but I think there's definitely some energy
and something to do with the planet,
and I don't know how to tap into that.
What do you think of ayahuasca?
Have you done that?
Ayahuasca, no.
Oh, you mentioned to me.
So I've heard wild stories from people.
That's right, enough mushrooms,
you'll start seeing and feeling the earth.
I agree.
And shit. I want one. The plants. Go ahead feeling the earth. I agree.
And shit.
I have one.
The plants.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I just have one final question.
Are there times when you're wrong?
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
And how do you navigate through that?
The way you see how good you get at this is that people don't know when you're wrong.
So that's the real art is that,
what if I told you that in this room,
I had more than one thing wrong,
but you didn't ever see it
because I just pivoted around or moved around.
It's kind of like, just like Duck and Wing.
It's like Floyd Mayweather.
Doesn't get hit, but does he make mistakes?
Sure, so in my show, there's things that didn't go right.
Like yesterday I was on TV,
and I guarantee you something went very wrong,
but I worked around it so quickly, you didn't notice.
I noticed, you didn't. Getting stuff like wrong, but I worked around it so quickly you didn't notice. I noticed. You
didn't. Getting stuff like wrong, like just boom, like you just guessed something totally
wrong and then you're stuck is very difficult on live TV. Because if there's no more time
to get out of it, then you're stuck in a corner and the worst thing is if the last thing is
wrong. But it happens. I assure you.
Like if you would have picked the girl's name wrong for me, there would have been no, none
you could have done.
Yeah, but I didn't just say I'm gonna guess the name.
I figured out a letter and then I got,
it came together, right?
You noticed that.
I understand.
It's not a, it's actually,
truly like some people just say,
tell me right now what it is.
I'm like, I don't know it yet.
Like I gotta figure it out.
Okay, it's like a puzzle.
It's a puzzle, it's exactly a puzzle.
It's Wheel of Fortune.
Only I can put together the letters before Vanna White turns them around. It's gotta be this. I already know puzzle exactly a puzzle wheel of fortune Yeah, only I can put together the letters before and then you know, I gotta be this
I already know what they are in there in your head. It's better than wheel of fortune
Yeah, yeah, well a fortune keep giving you a bunch of clues. You went from R to a full name. Yep
I feel like there's some crime shows last name. Let's hold on. Oh last name
Sounds the same. It's like a rhyming. Isn't it? Dovey Dovey Dove
That's it.
It's Dover.
Dover. Yo.
That's crazy.
You're going to let him do that on the walkout?
On the walkout?
He said, yo, I know how you met the girl through Michael Paul.
You tell me.
It had to be you.
Man, that's a pretty name you're thinking about over here.
Yeah.
Dover, hey.
Hey, Dover, boy.
Free gas boy.
Nice name.
I'm going to look up.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
All right, so. No, we good.
We good, right?
We done with him.
We super good with him.
Hopefully we don't see him anymore.
Well, unless we need some information.
The only other place you're going to see me is Flip in his nightmares.
Make some noise for Old Furby!
Thank you, JVP! Thank you JVP!
Thank you man, we are so appreciative.
I'm a believer.
No no no, I'm a boy.
I'm going around the circle, high fives down the line.
Thank you gentlemen.
No thank you man.
What?
We had a round of applause for my
guy, I had to get some real applause.
Old Pearlman, mentalist in this piece.
Mentalist, he was doing some shit.
Fucking Aston.
That was witchcraft or some shit.
I ain't rolling, man.
I will say, anytime I ever saw that on TV,
I never believed that shit.
Me neither.
Me either.
For him to do it the way he did it
in this room to each one of us,
like come on, man.
What the fuck is going on here?
It's something to that shit.
He's nuts.
I'ma get down to the bottom.
Fam. He's good. He's good. I don't have nothing to say.
He's good. He did it. He did it. Yeah.
Fuck me up.
That's just gonna be replaying shit. My mind you fly being out. Wow. Why? Why? I
need to figure out how he did it while y'all saying ching chow. I'm going to
watch and analyze this video like I'm an NFL quarterback.
Word.
Where did I slip up?
Word.
All right.
I gave it away right there.
No wonder Mel likes sitting there looking at your phone, nigga.
You'd be like, Jamarcus Tussle.
He was an NFL quarterback.
Let me think of who you would be.
Like I said, Jamarcus Tussle.
You're trying to think of some flop ass quarterback.
What is wrong with this?
You're like Vince Old.
What the fuck?
Something's wrong with him, yo.
Alright, yo, get out my phone, nigga.
I just think it's fly, son.
Get out my phone.
You be doing like five things at once, that's why.
Whatever it is, that don't mean you can just look at people's phones.
I'm giving you credit for being flippin' back.
It don't matter where he sit, he gon' look in your phone.
Bro, that nigga be sitting up there, that nigga be like...
He been in ish phone, male phone.
Yeah, but I don't say shit. I don't say shit about y'all niggas.
This shit is just...
Okay, my sleeper. Proving, proving yet again that I am always going to be a sucker for a dead president sample. I don't care
Oh, I don't care. I don't care
I am playing
NTG this record is called
Whatever for you
I'll do it for you, mami You don't get a place
Mine got tenk for your body You know I don't play
I be watching face on the IG Buscando en todos clubs tu podes find me
Y tu la prendes hasta el leque, hasta el sweaty
Me pones seguro en cuatro y call me daddy
Hurry up and get ready, drop your addy Niggas talkin' all the night but they don't
add me Always got an attitude, I'm tryna make you
happy Every night we fuck but on your twitter you
on jaddy 5 foot 2 but I can't lie she got the jaddy
Tell me bust on her face is good for her acne
I can't fuck every bitch roll but she gon' trap me
I be in my feelings too baby I'ma size you from present to a patty for sure
The one who controls me is you Trying to forget you, baby I'ma size you up from present to a patty for sure La que me controleres tu, intentando olvidarte estoy viviendo tu du
Te pongo a llamarte en el cuello mami dame la luz
Y el nigga sacale los pies yo te compro Jimmy Choo
Lo fumo pero me rola los bate yo te traje una perky pa que tu te desacate
En ese pocito I surf, herman cualquiera puedo hacer
Tu lo tienes perfect, me gusta chocar, I do whatever for you mami
Yo no quiero play Ma, I like to clash I do whatever for you, mami You don't get a place
Mine got 10k for your body
You know how I play
I be watching face on your IG
Looking for you in all the clubs, you can find me
And you bring me to the legends instead of sweaty
I put myself in a room and call me daddy
You know I'm a homie
Try to make me weep but I still stay strong Put my life all up in these songs N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- new music that's NTG featuring Bay Swag that record is called whatever for you available in your phone and on with DSP DSP is right this very second all
right I told y'all about the album earlier I don't know what they did for
you
but he's been in the hospital if he come out the hospital, you'll see that
that song has a little bit of motion now.
I think you would like where it has motion at too.
Of course he would.
Swamy!
I think you would really appreciate
who this song has some motion with is all I'm saying.
I hate talking.
That's it.
Nigga, it should be walking in the spot like this
with his hands inside.
With his little medical bike rolling in.
Hey, hold it. Hey, y'all laughing. That shit work in the spot like this. There's a little medical bike rolling in.
Hey, hold it.
Hey, y'all laughing.
That shit will work in the spot.
With a little Medicaid bike.
You bugging.
That shit will work.
They give you for free, right?
A little sympathy.
They come right over.
What's wrong?
What happened?
I got one right there.
You got the bike for free?
Yeah.
No, that shit cost, but I got mine for free.
The doctor gave it to me.
A little Obamacare bike.
It's just like 350, nigga.
Nah, it does.
350.
Yeah.
Like I said, I told y'all about the album.
Definitely going to play off of this Kevin Gates, I'm Him Too.
This is the intro track called Therapy Sessions.
Yup.
Kevin Gates, come up here, man.
I have some questions to fucking Kevin Gates.
I ain't going to hold you up.
Get in there, nigga. Get back in your bag. Yeah, I questions to fucking Kevin Giggs. I ain't gonna hold you. Get in there, get back in your bag.
Yeah, I gotta ask her a few things.
And what that? A lot of compartmentalized trauma I ain't never talk with you bout mine
Swear I'ma kill me a nigga mama I ain't even talkin' to the bitch dyin'
They sayin' hurt people, hurt people Bitch I'm destroyed on the inside
Might look cool, calm and collected Bitch I go hard on the inside
Silly me believin' in a bitch Nigga these niggas broad on the inside
Put some work down, pull your skirt down These niggas broads on the inside
Cartier lenses, I don't get offended, I quickly remember what I'm talking about
Shit's in the middle, no sense in pretending, I'm no longer rocking my Cartier watch
Cartier water, my Tiffany Diamonds
I don't even like the name to go with it, before I go shopping or doing the copying
I want a nigga brand to go with it, big look with brides, a big trendy topic
I put that on my zit and I'ma get with you, you know that it's floating
I'm standing on business, I get in they face and I hand them a 50
You know I'm on 10 when I'm standing in trenches
Internet, I keep a positive image in the vicinity
I'm in attendance, you get in my presence
You know that it's tension, took care of whole ass niggas
Helping broke ass hoes, wasn't even worth it
Speaking on me, keep my name out your dick sucka
Get off the gram and commit you a murder
Know you ain't ever been off in no gang
The shit back up and rankin', I'm back on my purpose
When I was with y'all I was going to circles circles You hang with a clown, you a part of the circus
I figured it out, I got back in my bad yellow caliber
Matchin' a Rari Convertible, hold up
Yeah, I might've went over your head
I push a button and all of a sudden the ceiling go over my head
You still live at home with your mother
I'll go to your room and go get in your bed
You know I'm a troll in the gutter
You know that I'm thuggin', I'm one of them men
You know if I put you to sleep till you ain't able to switch you won't get up again
Look how they perpetrate a nigga image Won't even tell the public what they gave
Imagine you taking away from your family You guilty of charges you haven't committed
Everyone else get a slap on the wrist Every time you go in it's a different facility
Emotions caught wheelin' inside A lot of kaput mentalized trauma
I ain't never talked with you about mine Swear I'ma kill me a nigga mine I ain't even talk, bitch dying
They say hurt people hurt people bitch I'm destroyed on the inside
My, you ain't no factor You don't get so loaded by shooters and jackals
Respect me on every whenever you steppin' and willin' to make an example
Call it a made kind or a Mexican Call them a crude about people who matter
Call the sharper cartel I just went on and said I knew that you ain't understand no aid
Really get active?
Yeah
Bread wanna be on my jacket?
I don't listen to nothing but gays
I'm up in rank you know that my daddy
Remember when he was the one with the rap
But showed me how to unwrap it
Bread wanna majorly mind for your boom
And a lot of these niggas be acting
Tell him to speak on it
You know they missing a lot of them factors You touching what we, take off the gloves and your fingers supposed to be ashy
Don't brasses in it, White House package delivered in pallets
Just got off the home with the bread when it dawn, he throw me the LM slammin'
M.K. Bane's name rain, I don't post up on the gram, post up in the trap
Pray the way could take these extra grams, love my swag, know I'm yeah
I don't really go nowhere, out of town shoppin'
Saw me park my smog-a-pump again, take my number
Let me back on strings attached, I'm bout to shave
When the business getting hounda, I be quick to cancel plans
Say you still be thinkin' bout me, thank you ma'am, no thank you ma'am
Metro PCS be jumpin', lids be bumpin', mango legs And that was Therapy Sessions, Kevin Gates featuring Lingo.
It's the first track off of his new album, I'm Him Too,
in your phones, on DSPs.
Kevin Gates, come up here, bro.
Come up here, man, get these questions.
I'm going to Houston, this is Marcus Clay, Mama Told Me. I Fuck is Marcus Clay before you start your day put this shit on your playlist to understand
I'm a future a list fuck the judge jury and the bailiff and every music critic that's viewing hate making that shit contagious
It's some shit that I can't let you niggas get away with you tried to play me now. I'm a sides my only payment
Yo, yo, yo, I can't hear nothing the headphones. I
Know music in the head. Okay. hear nothing in the headphones I ain't hear no music in the headphones
Okay, I was in the cut like peroxide
I knew the game was mine from the moment we locked eyes
Bitch I was outside, on tour, bonjour
How could you doubt I contour the meaning of playing?
It outlines the reasoning of my existence
This is hieroglyphics, psychophysics, heightened vision
I seen it all in the back of my mind
I watch family turn to foes in the blink of an eye
Damn! You ever wanted to kill a nigga you share blood with?
With the same last name and you share blood with?
That's the main reason why me and trusses were pugnate
Same people that say they love you leave you disgusted
I'm the last motherfucker you fuckers should fuck with
keep thinking you tough bitch you're sleeping the dust stiff
but fuck all that shit let's get back to this rap shit
they place me in the wilderness like John the Baptist
and I ain't have a goddamn thing in it bitch
I gave up every goddamn thing for this shit
ain't no Plan B's or backups to relax for What the fuck you think I rap for?
The sit back pour?
Move the words on me
You're gonna be someone
Someone, someone
Clearin' my throat, askin' for hope
How could you go against my kid? That's a note
All those years of crying tears when they locked you up
45 years, man, yeah, that really fucked me up
But I gotta move on from this hurtin'
Wish I could bring my mama back alive from the dirt
But in the meantime, I gotta keep it steady on my mean grind
And do everything to feed mine
That's Mama Told Me and Marcus Cliff
That show was fire
Yeah he's dope
That was hard
He's super dope
That was definitely hard
Them down south niggas got a cheat code with they accents too
They turn you on?
No, nigga
You crazy right here
Talk about that
I'ma fuck the other foot up
Yeah you were
Nevermind, never, moving on
Moving on
They don't be playing fair, right?
Moving on.
They just smooth with it.
What you got here?
They just smooth with it.
They just down south boys.
And they hospitable?
Come on.
They got you right where they want you.
I hate these niggas.
I just want to say that.
They been like this half-time too, right?
Absolutely hate.
They got you on your trip down there, huh?
They a complete cheat code.
Yeah, as a kid when you were down south, huh?
That's what you felt alone, right?
Cheat code, he said.
No mom, D, no nothing.
With them voices, they don't be playing fair.
And they got backyards, Freese.
They got backyards, how many you can run around?
They got backyards up here.
You New York niggas don't know nothing about that.
We got backyards up here.
Yes. Sorry, Freyards up here. Yo.
Sorry for eating.
Oh, man.
And driveways and grass.
All right.
Come on, Ish.
All right, Ish.
What Renee Dover dropped?
I'm going to, uh.
You won't remember the name.
Renee Dover got some heat coming in.
What happened?
I'm going to, um, Alex Isley, yo.
The song is called Hands.
What rock?
Hands.
Mm. Mm-hmm the song is called Hands. Hands.
Gotta use the hands though, the feet's fucked up right?
Exactly, gotta use the hands now.
Welcome to the camp.
Been traveling and it's been too long
Oh let's go Alex.
The weeks feel like months since i've been gone
need to know alex
not alex
these sheets on my skin the only chance i've known
you're a hater y'all
nothing like the feeling that i left back home
help me remember though it's hard not to dream about
Cause it's the one sensation, that I can't seem to go without
Out of reach but you're close enough, so at least I can see your face
I need to feel alone, Hold me until your breath wakes
With your hands
No step closer, just touch me
With your hands
Your hands
Your hands
I'll hold on till you hold me with your hands
Your hands, your palms and fingertips stimulate me
Curves anticipated, I've been meditating
On the places your you can rescue take me
In a state of our own making, it's electric
Couldn't pull away when it's magnetic
When you feel me you make sure I don't forget it
Cause this could slip away if you let it
Help me remember, though it's hard not to dream about I can't seem to go without Out of reach but you're close enough
So at least I can see your face I need to feel the moment Hold me until you're erased with your hands
No sin, no sin, just touch me with your hands
Your hands, your hands
I'll hold on till you hold me with your hands
Your hands That's my nigga. Don't look at me, boy. Don't look at me.
That nigga know when he got some heat.
That's fire.
Nah, that's your bad fire.
Keep it to yourself, homie.
Gay keep it.
Nah, that was crazy.
She ain't even here, nigga.
The beef ain't even on today.
The Sleeper Battle is on pause.
Hey, you know, how you found that record?
How you found that?
I got an app. What the fuck you mean? Oh, I'm just saying. You don't know that personooka he found that I got
You don't know that person personally Alex Isley's of Alex Isley's
I mean, I didn't know she dropped some shit last week. You know, it wasn't last week says March 14
Get step your game up. Oh
It was February.
It was February.
It's a what record?
It's a Camper record.
A Camper record.
February 28th.
Let's go eat.
Let's go eat.
It's alright, Aki.
I'm looking at the stripped down.
Your hands.
I'm gonna see.
And you stole one of my joints.
They told me about.
What's her name? The internet told me. No. One of my sleep told me about. What's her name?
The internet told me, no.
One of my sleepers.
Oh, what's her name?
Same questions to them.
Pretty much.
That was fire, god damn.
The world told me.
That was the end of the sleepers, right?
Yeah.
Nile would drop?
Nah, Nile's out here though.
Nile would drop something.
She ain't dressed like Nile, black man.
Nah.
Girl of freak part two. It's cool. That was the end of the sleeper, right? Yeah. Nile a drop? Nah, Nile's out here though. Nile a drop something?
She ain't dressed out to Nile a black man, nah.
I was doing that, yo.
Girl a freak part two?
Yeah, man.
I'm getting ready to do some work, man.
Um.
Your hands.
So stupid, yo.
I don't feel like there's anything else I need to get off my heart.
Let's see here.
What's the weekend?
What's the weekend?
What's up?
What's happening?
Family shit, chilling shit.
Same. Feeding the homeless. We're going to the homeless going to the spots
You go with all the spots. Oh, yeah, so I'm moving around on the on the meta bike
I'm trying to tell you something boy boy. I'm trying the bike works a joke. No, it ain't you ain't fooling me. I
Don't got a plan. I
Mean, I'd love to sound different so we can all not sound so washed but
nah, we really have nothing planned. Sometimes it's alright.
Yeah, just chill for a little bit.
We single-singed it.
Listen, Bill Burr said it's a fucking 8 hours of sleep is a new pussy.
I ain't gonna lie.
You ain't lying.
I can't get eight.
Whoa.
It's too much for you. You can't take that.
You can't take the eight? I want to get eight hours worth of sleep. Oh
Strong five six He's in it, right boy? Take your time. Free, free, free.
Don't rush.
Them niggas with eight is a Chico.
And they boys.
Oh no.
I'm Southern boys.
If your status ain't good.
I ain't checkin' for
a better beat street
when you're lookin' at me. I need a soldier beat street when you're looking at me
I need a soldier, wanna try to stand up for me
I'll stand in between if you know what I mean
Holy shit, man.
I see you had a no limit check.
We gotta end it like that now.
Do not play that right now.
No, we gotta end it like that.
That nigga had the no limit check.
I see why you was at eight at the table now.
Now I got you. That's funny. I got you now. I'm the hottest around. I see why you was at 8 at the table now. Now I got you.
Hey.
That's funny.
I got you now.
You seen the whole thing?
Here you go.
Okay.
I was just asking you.
Absolutely disgusting way to end a podcast.
I'll be back at the table.
Yeah.
Look, see y'all did it for you.
Let's go, Freeze.
Let's go, Freeze.
Yeah. Take it further, Freeze. Look, see y'all did it for you? Let's go freeze! Let's go freeze!
Take it further freeze!
Highlight freeze!
You can kick it with Kevin, you can highlight freeze!
We can no longer call it a choice any further, guys!
That is absolutely disgusting.
So the baddies are insecure.
That's true, that's true.
We are gay as hell.
Nah, y'all.
Oh shit.
There's some soldiers in here.
Go ahead, ask them where they at.
Where they at.
Oh my lord.
Alright, listen man.
Hopefully y'all have enjoyed this
podcast as much as we enjoyed
delivering it to you
Keep us to your friends lord knows we need to be there till the next time I bid you adieu
Farewell, adios, siriva durgi, hasta la vista, au revoir We ain't keep that work cleanin' We always be talkin' that country slang
We like beat the beat in the back
Beatin', beatin'
I seen some men
Yo, Destiny's child was sayin' whatever this was
Anything they wanted to
Kelly married a white dude, ho from the projects
Where was they gettin' this from?
She started sayin' ho from her verse
She talkin' about ho from her verse
She was talkin' about ho from her verse Yeah She was talkin' about ho Oh. That don't mean anything. She talking about hoax. She talking about hoax. She talking about hoax in her verse.
Yeah.
She was just, she was talking about hoax.
Oh, I don't remember.
We like them boys up top from the BK.
Okay, I didn't have it.
Know how to flip that money three ways.
I don't have it memorized.
It's a hit.
I just heard it yesterday.
Wait, who was it?
This one hits home a little bit.
Ah, come on.
That nigga got the verse.
You got so dememorized.
I just heard already yesterday.
And you was sitting there thinking about Chris Brown.
I ain't forget about that neither, nigga.
And you was sitting there thinking about, I don't care.
I don't care.
I just wanted to say.
Dead or alive.
Dead or alive.
Anybody dead or alive at the top of that nigga's mind
was Chris.
Chris Brown, Breezy.
You want a Breezy remix.
Phenomenal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, y'all hold it down, man. We getting the fuck out of here. We are going. Everybody enjoy your weekend. Shout out to the hate listeners. remix I don't think you should be singing this like that, nigga. Just chill.
Let this all play.
The music is music.
Fuck y'all.
He's trying to have a cool head nod to this shit.
It's over.
It's too late.
I don't care.
Yeah, but your head nod can't be cool.
Yes, it is.
I don't care.
Yo, you seen Kelly in this video?
Yes.
I did.
Amazing.
What about her?
Definitely did.
What about her?
Hey!
What are you talking about, nigga? Hands. I was trying to learn that dance. That little shit they was doing. What about it? Hey! Hands!
I was trying to learn that dance.
That little shit they was doing.
Let's see, do it right now when you're on your little boot.
Some shit.
I'm tearing this shit up.
You're going to be mad, you cut Wayne off.
If I catch you outside on that
on that Meta Bike.
I'm going to kick it down like you crazy.
Y'all are bugging, yo. No, no, he could go but I bet not see him I
Bet not see that little Obamacare bike riding around you really are while I'm telling you something
But you're gonna be in the spot with you gonna chain it up outside
You gonna chain it on the fire? No, at the bike rack, right at the bike rack.
Next to the city bikes.
Yo, no final words, right?
Nah, we good.
Alright, y'all just hold it down.
I'm gonna get a guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nobaq. Welcome home, man. Missed that energy, man.
We missed you, man.
We missed you, dog.
That was good energy. We did miss this guy. We did.
And shout out to our sister Mel again.
Missing peace, bro.
Our sister in Christ, Mel. Big Mel.
We love you.
And that's that. Here we go.
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