The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 812 | "Stove Side Chat"
Episode Date: March 29, 2025The JBP opens up the latest episode sharing where they stand on ‘taking a break’ in a relationship (24:29) as well as if there are any phone restrictions when dealing with their partner (30:09).... Chris Brown announces the ‘Breezy Bowl XX World Tour’ featuring Summer Walker & Bryson Tiller (46:26), the release of Lil Durk’s new album leads the room to debate the state of Hip-Hop and drill Rap (58:00), and Joe shares his thoughts on ‘The Good American Family’ on Hulu (1:32:38). Also, Marvin Sapp is under fire as a video resurfaces in which he held the church hostage for donations (1:38:07), Lebron James joins Pat McAfee & continues feud with the media as Stephen A. Smith continues to fire back (1:50:11), YG’s new record ‘2004’ (2:18:08), Will Smith’s new album ‘Based on a True Story’ (2:33:45), Part of the Show (2:50:09), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Jozzy - “Maybe” Ice | Sauce Walka & That Mexican OT - “Check Please” Parks | Jessie Reyez - “GOLIATH” Ish | Larissa Lambert - “Cardio”
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Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing
revealing
indicting
Or telling you anything about themselves
Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. We do not have your best interests at heart or our own.
Enjoy the show.
We're not staying on it either, but this is funny.
I want to pull the reveal out.
Go ahead, you tell them, and then I'll tell you to reveal.
Now I'm going to tell them to reveal.
It's hilarious.
What do you want me to say exactly?
The story?
When you say it like that, it makes it seem like it's...
No, no, what I'm saying is that this week this week
I realized that the JBP and I know we don't like talking about this are serious when it comes to
Taking an episode off and being docked for it. So when I received some money, I called Ian. I looked at it
It wasn't a normal money that I get it was I was docked
I saw that there was some money missing.
And then I got a letter from the accountant,
yo, hey, they said this.
In my head for the moment, I felt the way.
Say, yo, these niggas is trying to get me.
They trying to take me down.
I need to get the fuck away from them.
This is crazy.
The first two years I was getting my shit off,
I was taking like five days off for the month
and getting my shit full.
Now they're very serious.
I went to Ian Cribb to try to be cool, but that whole time I'm standing at the nigga
feeling the way, like, you motherfucker.
Oh, you knew when you got there that that happened?
Yes.
All right.
Oh, you were trying to dress just like it was cool.
Yeah.
I went there before.
I tried to play ball and just be cool.
I went there under false pretenses.
It didn't work.
I did.
Didn't work.
But you ain't getting on?
Oh, you was coining it yeah now if I know that going in
Then I got it. I got to kick it to what you in the basement. I gotta find a way to bring it up
But that's not the funniest part. This is hilarious
This is so funny and we're not staying in so we're not staying but the funny part one of the funny part what?
You had to see what it looked like
Before they knew that it was a half day. He thought you just took off
He had that shit look I was like, yo, yo, yo, yo, whoa. He came rose
He came in for patreon. Don't do my man
That shit was looking junk. There's a chunk that came out
But you came in for half the day, but Ian had the clock
Point blank loaded like Bob right now. you can't do my man like that.
He came in half the day.
He came in half the day.
Don't play with him.
I see the game you playing.
I'm on your side.
You're your dean.
I'm on your side.
I see how strict you guys are.
And you know, we go from there.
I'm not rocking with Ian.
No, I came in on time, man, but we go from there
because I don't want to hold up the broadcast.
It's not about me.
Me and him just finished beefing me and Ian.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, but nobody know because we smooth.
I'm the side in the back?
No, we've been beefing forever.
Under the boardwalk.
I'm about to see you.
Hey, yo, let me ask you a question.
What the fuck is this?
That's how you're supposed to beef.
There you go.
Flip, please don't use your phone on air.
Use these fidget toys instead.
Love, Ian.
Right?
Who the fuck is this?
Nigga, I'm a grown man.
Whoa.
Hey, yo, you holding a rainbow?
Don't mind.
That nigga got a rainbow meat.
What the hell?
It's a little mini meat.
Oh, shit.
Yo, what?
Let me see that, son.
You want to hold a rainbow meat?
You don't think that this is an insult to me as a man,
as a father of three, potentially four?
Hey, yo.
Look at this.
You know you my man.
I be shikinuggy, I be playin'.
This is some real shikinuggy bullshit.
You going to let them do that too?
You let a lot of shit happen to me, bro.
I just found out about that.
And on top of that, on top of that, I've been in tune with the audience.
They agree with me about that cutting off shit.
We're gonna talk about it later on on Patreon.
They agree.
They did the research and said,
yes, Joe does do that to Queens Flip specifically.
They agree.
You owe me an apology when you do your research.
I owe you an apology and a hug
when we walk in that network building.
Like as soon as you get the address to the audience's network, then you be dead
ass right. What they say is a fact over there. So. Yeah, that's funny. Say that.
Say that.
Say that.
Say that.
Say that.
Yo, that's funny.
I miss you, yo.
You can't argue with a nigga like that.
I miss you.
Yo, your man.
I miss this.
I miss y'all.
Your man beyond.
That's funny, son.
I'll tell y'all in a minute.
What other toys you got over there?
I got some bullshit.
Nah, I don't want to play with none of these shit.
I ain't got them.
Who?
I'm your man. You? I'm going to tell them later on when I called you on the phone when you was in the mall,
we going to talk about that.
This nigga can't.
This nigga's a lame.
You're a fucking fool, yo.
This nigga's a lame.
He can't go to the mall by himself.
He can't move by himself.
He was shot A all day.
I had to answer questions for him.
I said, nigga, you good?
Blink.
He said, yo, I don't want to say nothing.
I said, text me on the side.
He could have do anything, son.
I said, I'm going to tell him.
I'm going to tell him.
I'm going to tell him.
I'm going to tell him. I'm going to tell him. I'm going to tell him. I'm going to tell him. I had, she answered questions for him. I said, nigga, you good? Blink.
He said, yo, I don't want to say nothing.
I said, text me on the side.
He could have do anything.
Sorry?
I said, you can't even walk the mall yourself.
You are lame.
Yo, what is wrong with this fool?
Yo, that's how I felt at the bar.
With him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See?
Oh, shit.
It was a nice little button thing went through him.
That's what I hit him about, nice little. Woo! Hey, yo. That's a little different, shit. It was a nice little button thing went through. That's what I hit him about, nice little.
Woo!
That's a little different.
So I said, yo.
Why is waiting for this?
What the fuck you waiting for?
That's bad.
You know what?
Why this girl?
This girl right there.
This guy's problem, yo.
Look at my man.
Girl is this.
He got such a problem.
She not outside.
She sitting right next to him.
Wait, hold on.
There got to be some sort of respect
for the relationship in that time's sitting right next to him. Wait, hold on. There gotta be some sort of respect for the relationship
in that time, nigga.
Listen to this.
You're acting like the Manhattans.
Yo, you're acting like Bobby Womack, my nigga.
Oh, shit.
God damn.
You're like Bobby Womack.
Listen to this.
If you sit next to your man, and you're like, damn,
look at Shorty with the Red.
Your man's not going to go holla at Shorty with the Red.
I'm just saying, yo, Shorty with the red, it's fire, look.
Now you said if my girl is sitting next to me.
I'm not saying that to your girl or in front of your girl,
I'm texting my man on a sneak yo, look at Shorty in the red.
All women are not like his woman.
When you text him that, she sees it somehow.
Oh no, she got it.
That phone wasn't looking her first.
I text her.
My bad, I text her.
You text their phone. You text their phone.
You text their phone.
I text their phone.
Yo, nigga, I'm on the phone with this nigga.
He walking.
I'm with my baby right now.
I say, you suck a bitch ass, nigga.
Look at you.
Gotta put the disclaimer out early.
Yo, nigga, that's crazy.
Tell him all I said.
That's nuts.
Yo, Flip is just a fool right now.
We're going to start this fight.
Something's wrong with him.
First of all, I posted a story with me and my girl,
we in Lululemon.
We in the mall.
Flip called me.
Flip don't call me on a fucking whatever day this is anyway.
So he called me like, yo, what's up?
Like, what's up?
He like, what you doing?
I said, I'm in the mall.
It's a long silence.
He talking about, damn, you can't do shit by yourself. I said, yo, what you mean?
He started dying.
You with your girl right now.
Said, Dan, you can't even just take a stroll
on some chilling shit.
He said, you can't take a little walk
just in the mall on some I.I.
on some rich niggas.
You just with your girl looking dumb in the face.
She monitorin' what she say.
He just goin' on. Yo, Flip is a asshole, man. You just with your girl looking dumb in the face. She monitoring what she's saying.
God.
He just going on.
Yo, Flip is a asshole, man.
It's out to you, baby.
And yes, that is crazy.
You can't do that.
Even though everybody know what that text was.
Everybody know what that text was.
But you can't send that text.
No, you can't send that text.
OK.
Everybody in here is with me.
Talk to them.
I ain't say nothing.
I'm with him on that. You can't send that text. You got it. My girl right here is with me. Talk to them. I ain't say nothing. I'm with him on that.
You can't send that text.
You got it?
I'll go right here, my nigga.
Like, what you gonna do?
What I'm gonna do?
You wasn't gonna do nothing regardless.
You was gonna text you back, yeah, your ass is fat.
Now you have the whole conversation about how you're gonna do that.
Yeah, four seats down, I could walk.
You know what I'm saying?
Talk to my man.
So, wait, wait, wait.
If you could walk, you would've went to him in front of his girl.
No, if I could walk, we would've already caught eyes already.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, you would have went to him in front of his girl.
If I could walk, we would have already caught eyes already.
Yo, can I say something?
But respectfully, this is what the YG song is about.
The one that was released.
I never heard of the YG song.
But the YG song, he come on with a hard bar. We'll get to it later.
But the synopsis of the song is
This is why my views are what they are today
And as I got took me to get older to learn that there my views is kind of different than whatever normal views are
Okay, so you're saying my man...
This is one of those moments.
No, I'm not saying that. Stop.
Because you think you're trying to be funny.
I didn't know what you was getting at.
But Ish think this is normal.
Yeah, that's not normal.
And I think that comes from...
Something else.
Ish, look at them.
He really think we bugging.
You got to remember that.
That's why he the man.
I'm not saying that you all bugging.
What if a nigga checking his girl, Ish? That shit, they feel insulted hate it, man. I'm not saying that you all bugging. What if a nigga checking phone with his girl,
that's shit, they feel insulted.
Like, yo, I'm going to text you that in real time.
Listen to what I'm saying.
Everybody views different.
Let me tell you.
I'm learning, bro.
Everybody views is different.
Let me say that.
If I text you that, you with your girl, I text you, yo,
look at this girl, that's your type.
And your girl is right there, she sees that.
I'm going to say, me personally.
No, I'm just saying, if she she see it would she not feel my girl
I'm not gonna say no my girl really my girl would be like who he talking about. Oh
Yeah, that is your type. She wouldn't feel a way that you're I'm answering the question
My girl is like who you talking about. Oh, they're into that. She is your
You trained y'all under the boardwalk. That was how to see it.
Nigga, you a trainer, nigga.
I forgot.
I forgot you.
I forgot you type of niggas.
It's not that.
Nigga, we can't get that off.
If my wife sees some shit like that, I'm pretty sure
she'll feel away.
I don't know, because I'm a look.
I'm not like y'all.
I'm like, oh, who?
What is she talking about? Oh, shit. I tell my girl, yo I'm a look. I'm not like y'all. I'm like, oh, who? What is she talking about?
Oh, shit.
I tell my girl, yo, Joe just texted me
it's the girl over there in the red.
Are you a rat?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Dog, my girl is my friend first.
Ooh.
So me and my girl got a friendship in a relationship.
So I be like, yo, dog, my girl will see a girl in the spine
and be like, damn, she got a nice body.
She got fat.
And I'll be like, who?
She'll be like, over there in the bunt. We do that, but, be like, damn, she got a nice body, she got fat, and I'd be like, who?
She'd be like, over there in the bontu.
We do that, but that's different.
What does that have to do with your girl's perception of me?
Yeah, that's totally different.
No, I'm talking about my relationship with my girl.
Got it.
What you mean?
But what does that have to do with her perception of me
being the guy that's texting you in front of her saying,
Oh, that's a good point.
That looks crazy.
No, but he changed, he said, yo, if you said, yo, if you said to your girl,
look, such, such, such, such.
I'd be like, I'd be like.
And we dragging.
It's not really a thing.
It was a joke.
It's not a thing.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
Don't take our teen summit review of it
like it's more than what it is.
It is not.
My girl laughed.
I'm laughing.
We all laughing.
Let's chill out, because you niggas
will go grab a pen and a journal. You niggas will go grab a pen and a journal.
You niggas will go grab a journal and start adding people
and start DMing and making the, what's the fake,
the Finsters, you niggas will make a Finster
and a heartbeat, boy.
They must have took that little email limit rule off.
Back in the day, it was a limit to how many emails
you could do, you only got like four or some shit.
Yeah, you could just create more emails.
These niggas, you niggas is buying more memory space
or something.
Just a snitch.
Yeah.
Oh, to diss.
They got the unlimited iCloud.
They not playing.
And whoever creating the avatars, they rich.
Because these niggas don't put their face up there.
God damn.
That's crazy, yo. That's crazy yo.
That's funny.
Niggas got your avatar of you, dissing you.
And the funniest shit about that is
my girl knows me very, very well.
So she know that I take offense to is she even texting me
that as if I ain't seen.
See my boy.
What the fuck is wrong with you boy?
Are you crazy nigga?
See my boy?
Are you crazy texting me in this mic?
Oh shit okay.
You think you're seeing something I ain't seen up in here nigga?
You fucking respect me at all times.
And her.
Probably.
Yeah.
Like yo that's the point I'm making.
Probably.
That's funny. Yo he's a psycho. He's that's the that's the point. I'm making probably mm-hmm. That's funny
The button on my left what's the what's the mood today?
My left who you said?
Don't say don't speak to your girl through this shit nigga stop stop using the platform
For three minute we have three million listeners nigga. It's not for you to get your love on
That's a fact, what you're saying.
But that's not what I'm doing.
I bet.
That's not what I'm doing.
Okay, let's.
That's not what I'm doing.
Let's go back to, I apologize, people.
Do not get mad at me.
I just had to stop it in real time
because sometimes my man be doing these tricks.
I'm just trying to catch on.
Go ahead, man.
We even know for as much shit as my girl has gotten
over the duration of this podcast,
if I did want to come in here on some love potion shit,
I should get one episode of that.
But that ain't what I'm doing,
because that's corny and I don't think it's entertaining.
So I'm going to always kick her back in.
No, okay, yeah.
Because now she's going to be mad at me.
She's going to be coming here grilling me.
Hey, Flip!
But no, this is just, this is just,
it's a good vibe today.
Shout out to our sister Mel here with us, the spirit.
Mel, we love you, we miss you.
Yeah, we miss you, she should be back with us soon.
Yes.
But the weather's breaking in New York.
That motherfucking white color, and it don't get dirty.
It ain't like the fucking Camry white.
It's different paint.
Yeah, whatever paint they put on that shit,
that shit do not get dirty, boy.
That shit's still pearly.
Shit like, yeah, like the super good veneer like that.
Like, why you can dump veneers? Like that one, that type of white. Ohowing in the night time. Yeah, like the super good veneer like that. Like, why you can't dump veneers?
Like that one, that type of white.
Oh yeah, the one.
Oh shit.
Woo.
All right, man, what the fuck you had, man?
They gon' crack you up.
My little brother gon' kill it at the prom.
Oh, you let him hold it?
I don't know, I'm talkin' shit.
That's fire, son.
Let him hold it, man.
Let him hold it.
Let him hold his shit.
Do they know how to drive?
Huh?
They know how to drive?
No, no, no, no, somebody's gonna drive it.
Oh yeah, come on, Joe. No, he ain't gonna drive it. Yeah, he drive? No, no, no. Show them.
Oh yeah, come on Joe.
Yeah, he's not driving.
Show for them niggas.
Who, me?
That would be fine.
Are you fucking crazy?
Why not?
You too good to show for your brothers?
Yes.
The other day I just saw a prom the other day with the...
I ain't going to hold you.
That would be hilarious.
That would be lit.
Joe getting out opening the door for him.
They get that off.
That would be crazy.
Oh, it's the rolls too,? Yeah. I didn't come here. They get that off.
You go high.
Oh, it's the rolls too, so you got to let the umbrella up.
So when Trey went to the prom for his prom,
or it wasn't his prom, maybe it was her prom.
He went to a few proms.
On one of them proms when I was in Montclair,
he like, all right, so this how it's going to go.
We got him dressed.
Me and him,
did some dad-father bonding shit.
Did whatever car we was doing.
I think they was doing a limo.
So that mean the limo's gonna come to her house.
Her house.
Get them and then come over here and get him.
And they was going through the pictures.
I, I, I, right?
This big stupid ass house in Moncler.
So now the limo get there, I come outside.
They whole family lined up right there.
I'm all in the front, Joe button in the face,
hey, hey, man, I gotta go over here,
shake hands with this girl's dad and mom
and the sisters and the cousins and the nieces.
It's just me and my son.
Oh, she had the whole thing. Oh, it's just me and my son. It's just me and my son. Oh, she had the whole thing.
Oh, shit.
It's just me and my son.
It's just me and my son.
She got the whole block lit with her people.
I'm just like, hey, all right.
Hey, y'all.
Have fun, I hope they last.
Who knows what they're getting into after.
It's just like a whole, it's awkward.
It's awkward. It is. I don't know how we got here all right I'm on some
love the weather bring you know what that is yes
don't know where I want to be I mean mean it says that. I can't see.
I mean it says that right there, where I want to be Don-el Joe.
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I ain't gonna hold you
80 degrees
I hope that weather happens
I seen a few 80s
It wasn't just a random 80
It was like 3 or 4 80s
Our teenage years
The Gaslight King right here
Nah, he the Gaslight King right here. Nah, he the Gaslight King right here.
Don't play with Don now.
And...
Even that line right there make her question what her definition of love is.
Even that line right there, cause when you love someone, you just don't treat the man. He is smoking this gaslight shit.
This is all a con.
This whole album is a con.
That's what you think?
Just it.
Yes.
You don't treat somebody bad that you love.
And I'ma leave you alone
cause I wanna explore the world.
Yeah, if that's the case,
then why is marriage for better or for worse?
They're not married.
He trying to see if he want to marry her.
Yeah. Exactly.
I'm a young dude, we've been together for a long time.
I want to see what the world has to offer.
Wait, you don't think they in love?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They might be in love.
Okay.
And clearly somebody did something.
But he said none of it.
But he said none of it.
My temptation is.
Who did something here?
Not just nobody.
They could be in love.
Wait, nobody did nothing?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
All right, you got it, buddy.
They could be
Wait you that you don't know my gaslight point is irrelevant if you think nobody did nothing
Wait are y'all playing with me? No, I'm gonna leave you before I go do some
Crying in front of him because I'm telling you
Cuz if nothing was going on this nigga wouldn't sit here and hit him with a... Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh Listen, look, a nigga's been here before. Hold on, he's still going. What did I imagine? That you would play your makeup part in a decision that's so hard?
30 and up, 30 and up, out there.
Do I stay for the long haul?
40 and up, out there, let's go.
Think about my life and what matters to me the most.
For the lovers, the lovers out there, hey!
And your love that we share is real.
But in time, your heart will heal. Oh, my gay is gas. Oh
My guess
Are you crazy
Okay, let me help the slow people in the back
He's getting his shit off in this relationship
And somehow has conned this lady into thinking that he's leaving her because of something that she did.
No.
You lost me in the last part.
No. No.
I think he's getting his shit off.
I think he got the next shit lined up already.
What the fuck you talking about?
Of course he's getting his shit off.
He got all of that.
But now I'm trying to do the right thing.
The right thing for him is I can't stay with you
and you are not the person that I feel like I should
Be with so I'm doing the right thing. This is not where I want to be no
That's not what his way what his message is his man. He leaving her ish to explore the world
Shorty at work
Not trying to explore the world he's trying to to explore Shorty. He's not fucking, uh, he's not fucking, uh, Bredane.
He got the next Shorty on there. He's not Dora. Do you hear the boy lyrics? Y'all change his lyrics. No. Y'all got it.
No, I hear the lyrics.
I ain't without you
He's trying to let her down soft. That's what he's trying to do.
No, you know why this is funny? You know why it's funny?
Because it's just definitely the nigga that got off the I need to explore the
world line I never never what what what you waiting did when you explore the world
Keisha I was what you went in
Fam I'm just don't have nothing to do with me. What I'm doing is I've never had that speed
You just don't treat them
I've never had that speed try. You just don't treat them bad.
What happened?
Don't feel that sad.
The need to step away to explore personal desires and uncertainties.
It's just white.
He's going to get his shit off with all the girls that he's been getting his shit off with,
but he can't because she's annoying him because I'm in this relationship with somebody I don't want to be with.
Hence why I'm fucking all these other girls. It's the gaslight king. Hold up. And if you think I'm lying listen to
I had a whole nother song Qdouble, but we just gonna start now
I had a whole other song Q-double, we just gonna start now. I feel so bad that I can't be with you no more girl.
He don't.
Damn.
He know where he wanna be.
He don't wanna be here.
It's gotta stop.
He knows this. He just trying to make, this is one of those, those it's not you with me. Yes. Yes. It's that yes
That's what he's telling her. This song is why women stop doing breaks
This song is why girls say I don't know I'll do the break
We break up yeah I don't do that break shit. I don't do that break shit. I don't do breaks neither nigga. I don't do that break shit. I don't do that break shit.
We break up.
Oh please.
I don't do breaks.
Oh please.
I never did a break.
I'm with that one in my life.
Why you?
Why?
Why not?
I love the vibe of this barcass already.
Either I want to be here or I don't.
So you don't want to...
What break?
You don't want to take a break to see if that black and white buddy cuz sometimes it should be fired
What should be super fire?
super bad
Heavy fire so you think like I'm gonna let you get your shit off
No, but in your mind, you know like no in about no weeks. I'm gonna go crack that hurt
No, no
Freeze you to you to strict for me
What was the break for if I just finish these drops we can have more We made the applause stop, you fucking motherfuckers. What's that? The floor!
The floor!
Your eyes can't bear it.
What episode is this?
We'll do it quick.
A12.
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that sound like you hit the 1.5 but we don't need to ask any questions get right back to the time
back to it get to it yeah what I'm saying is that you said what would the break be for
correct the break would be for just space to see just give you space I'm gonna give me space
because a lot of times people be around each other all the time.
Where I want to be.
Like it's COVID.
So I'm going to give you space just to see.
You clear your mind.
I clear my mind to see if we want to be in this situation.
It's like a two week break.
You're being willfully.
So you're putting the time limit on the break?
I've never done that.
You're putting the time limit on it.
Some people give two week breaks.
You go, don't cut in my crib.
Don't call my phone.
Bitch, you stay over there for two weeks at your house.
All right, let me ask you a question.
What's the difference between that and breaking up?
And if we get back together, we get back together.
There's no time on the break.
What's the difference between what you said and we broke up?
You asked me, I think I've been married his whole life,
so I can't answer.
I'm only replying to you,
because you said why you did the break.
There's no difference.
But what I'm saying is that the difference for me would be,
I have the intent of going back there and cracking your muffin in about two weeks.
I'm going to go knock on your door.
I want the pussy again because it's fire.
So let me ask you what happens.
When another baker coming in, he got different glazed doughnuts.
Listen, I'm honest, I'm saying I've got to quit that whole two weeks.
So why break up?
You don't want to break up then.
I don't care because that's me for me. I just got to watch and make whole two weeks. Just watching. So why break up? You don't want to break up then. I don't care, because that's me for me.
I just got to watch it and make sure she's not doing nothing.
In my former life, I never had a break.
Because you the nigga that they got a break from.
Because you're scary.
No, because I was doing what I was doing regardless.
I was cheating, so I didn't need no break.
If I was exploring another option,
I already had the option on my plate.
So I wasn't doing that.
It didn't make no sense.
I think you were, I think you,
you're so emotional you didn't give a break
because you were scared to lose her.
Honest-ish, you're wrong.
You're scared that another nigga may have came and took it?
I don't want to say no ignorant, arrogant shit.
I want you to say it.
You are 1000% corrupt.
So you didn't care?
Y'all, my girlfriends that I was with in the past,
I wanted to be there.
If I didn't want to be there, I would've left.
I wanted to be there.
Have you ever had a situation where you got with somebody
and they came to your crib and ended up staying forever?
Meaning like they didn't go back, you guys,
it became a routine?
I've had girls that I was fucking with.
And you lying right now, I'm gonna let you.
I'm not lying.
Don't let them lie, I hate when you do that.
That's not true.
Don't let them lie.
Dog, any girl that I've ever broken up with,
first of all, the girls that I've broken up with in the past,
they might have broken up with me.
I didn't initiate, no, we need some space bulge.
I never did that in my life.
I'm not lying.
Did you do the shit that make them break up with you?
No, I've never done that.
You need to know what you're doing.
Yeah, y'all say that.
Wait, stop, car.
No, I, stop, stop, stop.
Stop acting like it's now.
You're gonna do that with them all.
No, you ever know that I did something purposely to make a girl break up with me?
I don't do that.
Ish, I don't want to do word soup game.
You just said that you was cheating, you was cheating.
Yeah, okay.
There's been mad instances in your life where you had a situation with a girlfriend of yours
where she's leaving or wanted to leave because you did something.
That's happened before.
That's not what he talking about.
He talking about when you purposely
make a girl break up with you.
Like you do some shit.
Oh, just purposeful like wow.
Yeah, I've never done that.
Yeah, that's your move.
That move y'all used to do.
What the fuck is the difference
if you constantly doing something
that's gonna make the girl break up with you?
Because the difference is when you,
in his version, I'm doing this in hopes
of you're not finding out.
I don't want to leave you.
That shit that y'all used to pull was,
yo, I'ma do some shit and get caught on purpose
so that the girl leaves me.
I wasn't the deliverer.
So that she could feel she walked away.
For me, all that shit is word soup,
because if either party leaves,
and then you reunite later, that was a break. See, I disagree. Yes. Hold on. That was a break. I wasn't the initiator of that. I disagree with that. I don't care how the break came up. I get that you saying, hey, if I stand on breaks, I'm not doing the break thing. However, if you've taken a break and then gotten back together, then you certainly understand the concept behind.
No, I do.
I don't.
I'm saying I did that.
That's my only point.
I did that.
That's my only point.
I don't get that.
I'm just saying, however you handle breaks and all that,
don't negate.
I don't want you to speak
as if you can't understand the people.
You never got back with someone after you broken up.
Yeah, but see, that's why the way y'all say the break
is like,
we taking some time to figure out what we want to do if we want to come back.
So you say the break,
a breakup. And then if we get back together, we did,
but it wasn't a breakup to figure out if we want to get, stay together.
The only way a break could be a break is if it's premeditated. Yes.
That's the way it's been explained.
The way they said we take it some time to do X, Y, and Z. That's the break.
The way they said, we taking some time to do it. X, Y, and Z. That's the break.
What if the breakup wasn't really like a breakup,
you just, like you were kicking it for a little bit,
it wasn't really super duper serious,
but then you decided to go other ways,
and then you ended up getting back together.
That's not a breakup,
because y'all wasn't in a relationship.
Yo, the break conversation could be great
if it wasn't with y'all two,
because y'all don't know about a break,
because y'all don't aim with breaks.
Yeah, I've never done that.
But this break conversation, there's
nothing about a break that says premeditated,
even if you premeditated.
Yeah.
So in the Dynale Jones' case.
Are y'all crazy?
In this song, he said.
But y'all don't know that, because y'all don't.
In this song that we talking about,
he said, I just need time to see where I'm going to be.
He's gaslighting the fuck out of this girl.
I don't care what y'all say.
Stop, please.
I keep saying that.
OK, if he is, that is the definition of a break to me.
I need some time to see where I want to be.
It means I might want to be with you or I might not.
Let's take some time and figure it out.
Yes.
That's a break.
I don't do that.
Yes.
I'm a grandma.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't do that.
We break up.
You go your way, I go my way.
There's no if we come back together.
If it happens, it happens, but we're not breaking up
to figure out if we want to stay together.
Okay, we sound like bitches.
All right?
We did it.
We did it.
I agree with you.
We did it.
I don't want to break from you guys.
Oh, look at that.
He going bullshit.
Come on, buddy.
No, nigga.
Heartseize.
Heartseize.
Heartseize.
You're an idiot.
Yo, how would y'all feel if I had like a heart next to one of y'all, a heart emoji next to
y'all name on my phone?
Yeah.
Yo, I wouldn't know.
I don't want to know.
Yeah.
Look at Mike too, knowing this.
I'm never real.
What?
Capital G.
Like the heart.
The heart eyes are some bullshitting.
Don't put no emoji next to our names, yo.
None.
How would you feel if your partner had an emoji next to somebody's name?
What emoji?
Not an eggplant or nothing.
I'm saying which one?
That counts.
The yellow face with the heart.
Never.
So nothing with a heart?
No.
What if she had the muscle, the metal arm?
Who is that?
He ain't a contractor, bitch.
What?
Answer flip.
He ain't your trainer, bitch. I'm joking.
I'm not playing.
Dime, wait a minute.
Answer flip.
No.
He can't have the muscle emoji right there?
Fuck no.
You better be the best trainer in New Jersey.
No.
Fucking worse.
All right, just a couple of footballs.
No. No. She can't have a couple of footballs. No.
No.
No.
She can't have a football next to somebody's name.
No, that mean he threw your bitch?
Yeah.
He spiked it, too.
Yeah, he threw it.
Right there.
He did a touchdown dance on your chick.
Guac on my chick.
Are you crazy?
Out your mind?
What's that shit the kids be doing?
Oh, the gritty?
The gritty on your chick.
Is you stupid?
That was an interesting definition.
Do that again. That was an interesting gritty you just did.
Are you crazy?
Hell no. You out your mind yo.
Fuckin.
These girl dads are paranoid.
You would let your girl have emojis next to a men's name?
What's the emoji?
What is the emoji?
Tongue emoji. Oh, tongue emoji. Yo Joe, you never play. What is the emoji? Tongue emoji.
You saw an emoji.
Oh, tongue emoji.
You lost your mind, nigga.
What color?
Sleepy, walking naked.
It's only one.
It's only one?
Yo.
Just the tongue, the whole tongue shit.
What do the tongue mean?
It won't be one person sleepwalking, nigga.
If you see that.
Get up.
I'm sorry.
Joe would go crazy.
Joe saw a tongue emoji and shot a phone.
Nigga, not just Joe.
Every nigga up here.
Every nigga up here.
Every nigga up here. Every nigga up here. Every nigga up here. Every nigga up here. Every nigga up here. Get out! I'm sorry! Get out! Joe would go, Q-Yo!
Joe saw a tongue emoji in Shia Pone
Nigga, not just Joe, every nigga up here would go crazy
True, he's crazy
A tongue emoji is intimate
Nigga, a basketball is intimate
A basketball is not intimate
A soccer ball is not intimate
A hockey stick
Alright, so I used to get dunked back in the day
I used to dunk Your girl can't talk to somebody that get dunked back in the day.
I used to get dunked.
Somebody can dunk.
Your girl can talk to somebody that can dunk.
No, because guess what?
Wait, your girl can't talk to somebody that can dunk.
No, no, no.
I'm done with this countdown.
I'm done with this countdown.
Stop, stop.
She can't do emojis.
Y'all think your girl don't know nobody
that's more athletic than y'all?
You changing the conversation.
You said, I'm talking about emojis, nigga.
No, you might know that nigga.
Ain't no emoji.
If my girl have a hockey emoji.
But he can't have the emoji.
So you can know him, but he can't have the emoji.
The niggas are so fragile.
If my girl have a hockey emoji.
If my girl have a hockey emoji.
I can't believe y'all.
Your girl got Lou Will in the phone.
With the dunk.
With the layup.
You crazy nigga.
If my girl have...
Get out your mind.
Any girl that I was fucking normally had some of that in her bag.
Cool.
Cool.
We talking about the emoji, nigga.
So who gives a fuck if it's the finger roll nigga right there?
Me.
Me too.
Ice.
Hey, yo, listen.
Me.
Oh, man. I can't stop. Y'all gotta stop. I care about your fucking-
Y'all gotta stop, yo.
If my girl have a hot key emoji,
if my girl have a hot key emoji,
I know that white man that I saw her talk to at work
cracked and I'm gonna crack his head.
What if she hits the update contact button
on the new iPhone and they put the new shit in there?
She gotta fix it.
The new pic of the dude.
So what, fix it.
Oh, crazy nigga.
Looking stunning.
Oh shit.
Follow me.
He pucks your shit. Follow me.
He pucks your chick.
Follow me.
Y'all talking about emojis on some bullshit.
The iPhones, now, sometimes someone changes their picture
and you can hit update contact,
and now the picture that the person chose of themselves
is going to pop up on their phone every time they call.
Even if you don't put the picture.
You don't put the picture.
You don't put the picture.
So like if I change my, if you got an iPhone,
I change my picture to whatever.
When they update, whatever I picked
pops up on your phone now.
Oh.
So he's in there and he's the handsomest.
Yo, so Pizza Hut is a baddie now.
What?
Well first of all, I'm never hitting update contact.
No, I'm talking about your girl doing it, I'm talking about your girl doing it.
You talking about your girl doing it,
and then now her phone ringing,
and there's some nigga up there.
Aw.
Aw.
Man.
Yeah, with jersey on.
Jersey?
And they got no shirt on, nigga.
No shirt, doing push-ups.
I ain't even gotta worry about that.
Because shit, the problem would come
from the phone ringing with Simon, nigga.
Fuck his bitch. Who the fuck is Simon? Who the fuck is Simon?
Yeah.
What the fuck was that?
Stupid, yo.
Why you know it's Simon?
Not you.
Let me ask you a question.
What's the...
What's an appropriate time your girl has to get off the phone at night?
Have to get off? phone at night. She have to get off?
I love that question.
Not be on the phone at night with whomever,
whether it's a man, a male, let's do male and female.
What time should her phone lock off?
You can't be on the phone past this time in your opinion.
You're on a tight ship, bro.
No, not me, I don't want to type shit.
Now this is assuming she gets to keep the phone.
And it still work, right? Can y'all stop for a bit? Like the phone? It ain't, it ain't, it's of shit. Now this is assuming she gets to keep the phone. No. And it still work, right?
Can y'all stop for a minute?
Like the phone?
It ain't, it ain't.
It's her phone.
Yeah, it's her phone.
No, all y'all just sound like, what,
can she get a call from a male friend at 10 PM, 11 PM?
Can he call her?
Which male friend?
What is he mailing?
Can y'all stop, you trolls?
No, she could.
Who paid the phone bill?
She could.
I paid the phone bill.
Who paid the phone bill? But we can't do that phone bill. Who paid the phone bill? Uh-huh.
But we can't do that for real.
Y'all gotta be serious.
I just said, yeah, she could.
Your girl could be on the phone like 11 a.m.
He has to say that.
11 p.m.
Why I gotta say that?
He has to say that.
He don't have no other choice but to say that.
Because he be on the phone all night.
Why do I have to say that?
Because you be on the phone at 12 and one.
Oh yeah, I mean, yeah.
You mean, don't show up, what else? I said up, I don't know what all this show is about.
I do do that.
So you gotta mute up when she walk through talking
to the muscle nigga.
Who gotta do what?
You can't say nothing.
You talking to the baddie at two in the morning
cause that's your friend?
Antoine.
That's her friend.
Seriously, tell me, give me your response to that. That I'm in my house and I have to... You're in your house. I'm in my
house and I have to mute up if somebody is on the phone with my girl. No he said
you gotta mute up on this topic. No he said you gotta he said yo you gotta
mute up. No and you gotta be quiet in the background. Shhh nigga. Don't talk. I don't wanna say it all. No, both. You're gonna mute in the back.
Nobody doing that.
He ain't gonna do that.
Nigga, I wish my wife would tell me shit.
He ain't gonna talk.
Hello, hello.
She ain't gonna be talking.
She gonna look at him, yo, yo.
Yeah, mute up, nigga.
The same way she need to mute up
when you doing your interviews by the stove.
Oh, now she got him.
When you do your stove interview series,
I don't hear her saying a word.
All she gotta do is get up and run upstairs.
Yeah. You can't get up there fast enough
You got a whole cover
Yeah, you know
I see no more kitchen interviews. I haven't done no interviews. I know you didn't
No, that's what we saying we saying they've been no more but those kitchen interviews
Girls because of what?
Huh?
Because it's not allowed no more.
I don't know why.
It's just not allowed no more.
I don't know why.
It's rules.
But they still interviewing.
You know better.
I just ain't seeing you do one.
You sitting with Mandy.
Yeah, you better sit with Mandy, boy.
You know better.
That shit may be a fluke now.
But why you stop doing those?
My father really say that.
Why did you stop doing those?
You know better, yo. What do we know, nigga? We don't know shit. I don't know what that means. She cool though. Why you stop doing those? Why did you stop doing those?
What do we know nigga?
We don't know shit.
I don't know what that means.
She cool though, I spoke to her.
She cool.
She fixed them up.
He don't know that I can't have an interview
in my kitchen.
You don't know that I can't have an interview
in my kitchen.
They stopped.
You did have an interview in your kitchen.
You did.
And then there was no more.
You can have a Harry Barry interview me in my kitchen.
What my girl gonna say?
My girl's not on that.
Ish, you can talk that tough Tony shit
with whoever believes in my brother
You could talk tough Tony with whoever is the issue lights and all that I'm saying it ain't been another interview by the stone
It's happenstance
Long time if you him know long time What? Niggas. It's scary as a, she fixed him up. Ha ha ha ha.
That interview went out.
Yo, why niggas can't never just come say,
yo, I got fixed up.
If that was the case, I would say it.
No, just say it.
It's not the case.
Then book an interview.
He will.
I don't book an interview, they book me.
Ooh.
So maybe they stopped booking.
Yeah, they did, that's it.
Hey yo, Houston realtors.
My man, right here.
DC realtors. Right here. did. That's it. Hey, yo Houston realtors My man right DC realtors right here anybody
Yeah, all y'all y'all, please book him for a stove side chat
It needs to be like 11 12 o'clock at night This nigga's a fuckin' idiot, bro. Speaks D-Wa. Nigga, you think I don't know your girl
seen that interview with you talkin' on small?
You gave her a nickname, too.
Lickin' your lips, eyes.
You gave that girl a nickname.
Eyes sparkling.
Yeah, any unfollowed-up.
Oh, shit.
How you know?
Yo, you still follow her?
Of course.
Nah, I don't know.
Of course.
You gave that girl a nickname in the interview.
How do you give anybody any?
Hey, Sherry.
You think we don't know that girl?
Her name is Sharon, nigga.
You can't ever go of the nickname in the interview. If anybody in here. Hey, Sherry.
You think we don't know that girl.
Her name is Sharon, nigga.
But you course-corrected.
Yeah, I can.
There's nothing wrong with course-corrected.
Because your girl will be on the phone in the late night.
My girl and I don't have a phone.
Exactly.
It's good.
The question was really for him.
My wife, not past a certain time, she can.
But so if your wife is on the phone with her girlfriend,
your wife on the phone with Sharon at 1 in the morning,
she can.
She can, she can, she can.
But not with Dante.
No, no, no, no.
Not with Dante from work.
What y'all talking about? Put me on speaker, yo.
Put him on speaker. Let me hear it.
No, fuck the speaker.
How about I'm in this conversation?
Put him on the house speaker.
You got some house Bluetooth shit.
I want to hear that shit in 3D. I want to house Bluetooth shit. I want to hear that shit in 3D.
I want to hear his tone.
I want to hear his tonality.
Oh, man.
I'm praying.
Why are men so fragile?
Yo, that's crazy.
We are, Joe.
We are fragile.
We are fragile.
We don't like to admit it.
Women are way tougher than the men.
Women are fragile.
We don't want to hear that shit.
You stay on the split.
You know why we fragile, though?
In what part?
Wait, let me say this.
With the man shit. Like, if your girl's on the phone with a know why we fragile though? In what part? Wait, let me say this. With the man shit.
Like if your girl's on the phone with a dude at 10 o'clock.
Well, I would be all for that if she worked.
Because then she might be able to say,
yo, this is Terry from work.
Where you know this nigga from?
And I'd be cool, but.
Oh, you wouldn't.
We fragile.
Nah, if Terry is from work, I'd be cool.
We fragile because of the slick shit we got off, nigga.
Yo. Period.
We got a lot of slick shit off in our life,
with our girls in the house,
with all our girls not in the house.
And then now, if something even looks suspicious,
we frantic.
Oh, whoa, hey, what's he doing?
Why they call you 11.30 PM?
You right. 12 AM.
Why you going to the bathroom to talk?
You don't want to agree with that.
Nigga, you know how slimy shit you did is?
A ton.
Exactly.
Your girl is not, you're not gonna allow
your girl to be on the phone.
Now you're still in the living room
while you're still fucked up on the phone with Terry, nigga.
40 more seconds.
This is what I'm saying.
Dog, the slimy shit that we've done,
your girl, if she wants to do slimy shit,
it ain't nothing you can stop her from doing it.
My nigga, she'll wait till you leave,
she can wait till tomorrow,
if she wanna fuck with Tariq,
nigga, she gonna go drive.
You're right, but we talking about while you in the house.
We're not talking about the issue
you wanna do the extra shit.
I'm Mark Dixman on Hill, fuck you talking about nigga,
you pandering to the motherfucker.
What the fuck is you talking about?
We talking about some other shit.
Okay, all right, we did it, we did it, we did it.
We're fragile and insecure.
Fastidious, I've been accepted. But we pied well. We did it. We did it. We did it. We're fragile and insecure. I've been accepted.
But we fought well.
Yeah, I'm thinking it.
That was a mess.
Started watching Temptation Island.
I was like, yeah, I am insecure.
My girl just made me watch Love Island.
It's like, you'll feel it.
Not tonight.
That shit is a mess.
You'll love it.
What's Love Island?
Is Borson Temptation Island?
I haven't watched Temptation Island.
I heard that's a mess too.
What's Love Island?
Is it serious?
I've talked about it a million times over here.
They're gonna show me every island but Epstein's. Like that's the one that I'm looking for.
I don't wanna watch that.
I don't wanna see that island.
Sure, you crazy?
You'll be right here.
I just wanna see the first episode though.
Are you crazy?
I just wanna see the arrivals.
Wait, that's what I wanna see.
Show me the arrivals.
I just watched all of y'all fucking have an orgasm
while from Marvel lining up some chairs.
You're gonna watch Epstein's Island.
Hey nigga, that's not it.
You're gonna watch Epstein's Island. Hey, just put the chairs of the people that gonna watch Epstein's Island. You're gonna watch Epstein's Island.
Hey, just put the chairs of the people
that was on Epstein's Island.
I didn't wanna know who was there.
Marvel.
Yeah, Marvel announced the June's Day,
so they put 52 directors chairs in a camera shot
and had a camera scroll through all the names
and everybody on the internet had a group orgasm.
Going crazy.
We did.
The bar is in hell.
Hey, no, no, no.
The bar is in absolute hell.
I don't want to step on they moment.
The whole cast from the 2000s X-Men movies are in this shit.
So every Magneto, Professor X, Cyclops, like it's a big deal.
So if you've seen Epstein Island, right,
and they just have different yachts, right,
the Princess Such-a-Such pulling up,
then whatever, pulling up,
because niggas will go research it
and be like, oh, that's Princess Such-a-Such?
Oh, shit, that's, you'll be right there,
glued to the TV.
Yo, one, for the audience out there,
if you couldn't tell, this podcast is about absolutely
nothing because we refuse to get to the topics.
Number one.
Two, I have a question for you, it has nothing to do with anything because you just said
yacht, so I just want to know it about my man.
So when you be out of town, right, on a vacation somewhere in south of France or wherever you
be at, and then Sunday come and that's the day that all the yachts go and have the party
by a little rock or a mountain
that fucking the King of Zomunda
fucking put a spell on 100 years ago.
And your yacht pull up to somebody else yacht.
Like you got some people in your yachts,
people in their yacht.
Like what's your vibe?
What you do when the yachts get together
and now the people in the other yacht is looking at you,
they're like, yeah, yeah.
Song is on, music is on, like what you do?
First of all, I'm, yo.
Yo, you're an idiot, bro.
Yo, you just on bullshit, yo.
No, cause you just said yacht.
So I thought of, when I was on vacation,
and they was like, you know, at four o'clock on Sunday,
that's when all the yards get together,
the billyard is there, I'm Yeah, all right, nigga, pull up.
We pull up the niggas, and they're like, hey.
I'm like, oh, pull away.
I got a boat.
Pull away from these motherfuckers.
It depends.
You got a boat.
Them niggas got a yacht.
It's different.
Oh, my lord.
But it depends on who you with.
Yo, we come on.
If you out there with them niggas,
stop acting like you wouldn't be wide open.
Yo, whoa.
Oh, you niggas is terrible.
Maybe.
I don't know.
It depends on who you with.
I'd love to see.
That little yacht ride from last week, you would have been right there next to them.
Single you?
Oh, at the Diggs yacht?
Not enough what's said about the digs yacht party. The digs brothers, the yacht that they got with all of the girls that were there.
Or a night like.
I was unaware.
Where was that?
It was a nice site.
Miami?
I think it was Florida.
I think so.
I don't know.
Sure. I wasn't invited.
How's that make you feel?
Fine.
But nigga, if we had, look, if we were single
and had a joint right next to him, we would've pulled up.
I'd be like, oh, look at all my old work over here.
Yeah, you can't say that right.
Oh, look.
You could.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
They came together.
Oh, shit, you looking, oh, shit, you got a new tattoo. You looking good. Oh, you got new lip, son. You looking good. They following together. Oh shit, you got a new tattoo, you looking good.
They following me.
They get paranoid.
That's a joke.
That is a joke.
But it did look like fun and a couple of bitches started fighting.
So whatever.
You gotta be kidding me.
Fist fight?
There was a little fisticuffs.
Yo, you a baddie, Yo, how do you know that?
The little fake fight, oh, I just seen them popping it I ain't see no fight
Oh, of course, it's come on stop it. I see no better. I mean
Anyway, we sound like you know, we are we are what else we're doing. What else are we doing? Oh speaking of fucking?
Having an orgasm. I so you going to the Chris Brown breezy bowl. I am going. Absolutely.
He is going to a couple of dates. Chris Brown,
Bryson Tiller and summer Walker.
Let's go. Let's go.
If the mentalist had to guess who would be on the couch, it was Chris Brown.
He is 100% going.
Right here. Let's hit that round of applause for Freeze.
That boy's going to go nuts.
To Matlai.
Pulling up the East Rutherford straight from the car wash.
With the Chris Brown shirt on.
Sure am.
And pants.
No, no, no. I'm buying merch there.
And the jeans. Yeah, but you still going to have some on.
Nah, I'm buying some shit there to put on.
So you're going to show up in just a tank?
No, I'm having a t-shirt on.
That shit going to say, sensational on the back.
God damn right.
Yo, that's crazy.
God damn right.
20 year anniversary.
That shit gonna be crazy.
Are you kidding me?
I just gonna be in this room.
You gonna be there too though.
That's the funny shit.
Do it, do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't need to play all you want.
Hey.
You know what that's gonna do.
And it's in August.
When you gonna support your cousin, yo?
And it's in August, in the summer.
What are you talking about?
When you gonna go support him, go ahead.
I just went to the last Chris Brown show.
Did you see him?
How you feel?
Did you see him?
Did they introduce y'all like this shit, cousin?
No, I ain't never meet that nigga before.
So you what?
No, he just don't fuck with us.
To fuck with us.
Are you wondering to meet him?
Hey, to fuck with his cousin,
you gotta fuck with his uncle.
You gotta meet the...
To fuck with his cousins, you gotta fuck with his uncles.
And you know he ain't fucking with his uncles.
It's like a battle.
Like those cousins is getting to it out there,
and then these cousins is.
This nigga's a fool, son.
So you could.
It's different cousins.
You can go through life without them acknowledging
or him acknowledging his cousins.
Are any of the cousins that you.
I'm 49, my nigga.
But are any of the cousins you speaking to
like getting busy out there, like on some Chris Brown shit?
You know how many people in the world
not getting busy on Chris Brown shit?
Are you out?
But it's different when Chris Brown's in your family.
Nigga, Chris Brown is a one of one.
Ain't nobody getting busy like Chris Brown, nigga.
He's a one of one.
My family is fine.
But he's in your family though.
My family is good, bro.
My family's cool.
He's in your family too.
You looking Tito Jackson in the face.
Like you trying to get him out of your jokest.
That's a lot.
You trying to go around the jokes with like some logic shit.
Don't do that to Tito.
I don't give a fuck about it.
Don't do that to Tito.
It's real.
What's the other mutt?
Marlon?
Marlon.
Marlon.
Marlon.
Marlon.
Marlon.
You stupid son. No, you gotta go to the studio.
Let them introduce y'all, bro.
For what?
Let me introduce you to your cousin.
What's the right thing?
Bro, anyway, it's all right, bro.
You got too much ego, son.
How is it ego, nigga?
I'm not going out my way to get introduced to somebody.
That's your family, nigga.
I don't know him.
Yo, we just joking with you.
I'm, no, I mean, you know,
I'm laughing, I'm chilling.
Careful.
Careful.
It's crazy, I'm good.
I'm coming back to shoot at you, Digger.
You can shoot, I don't care.
I'm rolling.
We ain't going to be there the same way.
Mmm.
It's going to be a different experience.
But I'm going to speak to you.
What that guy doing?
I don't know what he talking about.
If I see you, I'm going to speak to you.
If I see you, it's going to be some pod shit.
It ain't no pod shit. It ain't no pod shit.
It ain't just gonna be like some coworker shit.
Yo, nigga said you might not see him.
You might not see me?
He might be on the couch like Mel.
I took care of you last time at the show.
It got you your tickets.
If that's true, I got to shut up.
It is true.
It is true.
If that's true, I got to shut up.
It's very true.
I know you got my ticket.
You even said it on the pod. I said that on the pod? Big got my ticket. I don't remember freeze. Give me my Chris Brown to you
No, he didn't he did you he got him? No, no, he didn't go and then he had to go get him
Yeah, I got my ticket. He got his on his own. No you had to
Yeah, but let's correct the record Freeze got me some tickets. I dubbed them
Got me some tickets. I dubbed him y'all went on like some type of group field trip. No, no
Y'all just telling my story
Y'all just telling my story, yo. Y'all packed sandwiches.
Y'all met up in the lot and walked in together.
Y'all ain't like a cool fuck.
A tailgate.
Yeah!
I dumped that experience.
Hit the gang.
Yeah, I mean, it went on my own. Dumb dad experience Hit the gang Yeah
It went like on my own
Nah but Freeze is the best
Nah you ain't listening yo
This is funny
Freeze got my tickets
So you say what the fuck you want nigga
Yo you wouldn't get shit without Freeze and Mandy
Oh shit
They'll never get shit without Freeze and Mandy. Oh shit. They'll never get shit like Freeze, Mandy, and Danny, boy.
I'm not in the entertainment business.
You got it.
I don't have connections in the entertainment business.
You are in the entertainment business.
But you are in it.
You are in it.
Yeah, I am.
I don't have connections in the entertainment business.
Well, gain them.
Wait, what?
I don't have...
Freeze is my connection.
You can get them.
You know Freeze, Mandy, Mouse, you know Mouse Jones,
and he just got the new big round African earrings.
I don't know Mouse Jones.
I've met Mouse Jones one time in my life.
That's my guy.
But he did just have the big.
Oh yeah, leave that man alone, bro.
The wood shit.
Salute to him.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yo, you know what?
He's going back to his roots, nigga.
You know me, Flip, Troy, Rashad, Simba. back to his roots nigga. You know me flip Troy
Rashad Simba
Your network is disgusting
Who else is no Caesar
You know Caesar for sure that's your man
So could get you in.
This nigga ain't got no bitches but Mandy.
That shit is ass.
You're right.
Told y'all I don't connect.
You're too attractive of a guy for your shit
to not have no bitches, man.
Wow, I'm not in the entertainment business.
All right, let's move on.
It's three years in.
He goes up this bullshit.
All right, in the entertainment business, bro's three years in. He goes up this bullshit. All right. Entertainment business, bro.
That nigga's light skinned Batman.
That nigga's like the fucking silver server.
I don't know what he doing.
Yeah, silver server.
It's gotta be some sort of a whore.
Then she just go through shit.
Nigga like vision.
He told me last week that they parked
Mark Cullen in the back because he was coming.
And now it's just no bitches on the shit.
That ain't an industry relationship.
More of a who you be kind of thing.
And if you be one, if you be, who you be over here, then
What they don't know is
That come with a little
Hey
They don't know is
Is ish
Who he is
Is ish, is ish, they don't know
Is ish, is ish
Is ish, is ish
You that nigga son What they don't know is He's ish, it's ish. It's ish, it's ish. You're that nigga, son.
One thing they don't know is.
He ain't got nigga.
Yo, you're an idiot, bro.
He try to be humble.
You try to get that humble.
That's how you get it.
Being humble, oh no, I'm good.
Nah, nigga, we see through all that shit, nigga.
I got binoculars, nigga, night vision.
All right, well let me get some Chris Brown shit.
And I'm definitely going to that fucking Chris Brown shit.
Yeah, don't you?
Yes, me too.
Yeah, I don't want these jokes to fly
and people think out there, when you see me, I'll be there.
For sure.
For a shit show.
For sure.
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
I'm not missing that.
Wouldn't miss it.
Can't wait.
You know what he's doing.
This is audition for the Super Bowl.
You think?
It's called the Breezy Bowl.
That's the tour.
And I'm going to show y'all what I do in the stadium.
And I'm gonna pack them out across the country.
Yeah.
They love it, yo.
And he just killed the arena tours.
I'm killing tours every year.
Now I'm doing stadiums.
I went over to South Africa,
went to one of the biggest venues in the world.
And packed that shit out.
That's two or three nights.
Back to back.
Are you shitting me?
If I seen my cousin doing that shit, nigga,
I'm following the bus.
My cousin can't go through all that shit.
And I just be home like, nah, we never met.
Nigga, what?
We about to meet.
We about to meet.
Auntie.
Look, he's got too much pride to meet his cousin.
Too much.
All you gotta do is go to Family Reunion
with that shit on.
Yeah. Family Reunion.
He watched the show.
You got your name on it, nigga.
Put the hoodie on and go to Family Reunion.
Are you that issue?
Yo, you're an idiot, bro.
Oh shit, man.
That shit gonna be.
I go to Family Reunion with his merch on, nigga.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Groupie ass.
Get your ass out of here. It's okay to be a groupie it. Groupie ass. Get your ass outta here.
It's okay to be a groupie sometimes, man.
Okay.
For your family?
Yeah, but y'all are related, niggas.
It's love.
Got you.
Look at it.
I'm with you.
He don't wanna be one of them niggas.
Let's start talking about love and family
in this nigga's book.
He's all comfortable.
All right, come on, move it up, move it up.
He's not even alone, man.
What we got?
A Pride bag!
What else?
Where we at?
Where we at?
Where we at? It's at? Where we at?
Damn, damn.
Uh, yeah.
Yo, uh, but now actually, me and Ice are all going to have
two different experiences.
I'm just going to the show.
Like, Ice is going to be at the meet and greet.
Yeah, that's a fact.
I know your joke was coming.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Get your shit off.
So, rock out.
What's the pose?
Nigga, didn't you win a picture last time with Breezy?
And a hug. And you didn with Breezy? And a hug.
And you ain't get it?
And a hug.
You supposed to get the picture you talked about.
Wait, I just got you a hug from Chris Brown and you shitting on him like this?
You said I forgot to ask for the picture.
When I was begging you, you said I forgot to ask for the picture from Breezy.
I remember that shit.
Yup, he said it.
That was a hug?
No, he said a hug.
And you said you want to get your hug because you need that energy.
He's got a list of people you-
I never said that about Chris Brown. You did. He said it here on the bar, nigga. You said it here, get your hug cuz you need that energy You did
Hey, I like I'm like scared
He got that energy
I've been describing around him. He's cool. That's fine. I don't remember saying that about
They're gonna correct the record on the receipts then cool, I just don't remember saying that about Chris Brown. If I said it and they're going to correct the record on the receipts, then cool.
I just don't remember saying it.
You said that. You said you went backstage, you got your Dap, you ain't get your picture.
I wanted to get a picture. I did want to get a picture. I didn't get a picture.
Pay the stack, nigga.
That's it? Never. Come on, stop playing.
Now you can trick or treating him like he chump.
Can you imagine we here, he paid the stack. I'd slap fire off this nigga.
My eyes gotta go to the meat we hear he paid the stack? I'd slap fire off this nigga. No more, he'd no more.
My eyes gotta go to the meat and green pay stuff?
You gotta sit in park shit now from now on.
If you paid for a picture of a breezy,
sit over there nigga, don't sit next to me.
I just gonna wear his cuffie jeans.
What cuffie?
The shit that better.
I know those shit.
I just gonna wear his.
What's that?
Oh, what the fuck?
Cuffie jeans. You remember making a day to use a cuffie and shit? Oh, I just gonna wear his shit. What's that? Oh, what the fuck? Cuff it, you remember making a day
to use a cuff of your shit?
Oh, I wasn't talking about that.
Oh.
Now I gotta look.
Yeah, I gotta look.
You remember when we was younger,
we cuffed our jeans up?
He said he not talking about that.
That's not what he talking about.
He talking about some other level shit.
Yo, you a fool, yo.
The old Apple bottoms.
Yo, where the shit at?
The Kendrick joint?
Where this shit is sitting a little bit.
You gotta go to the B&B.
Only you.
Pulled out, boy.
Only you.
You gotta go with the fresh BBL.
With the padded skims.
Get the skims to it first.
With the padded hatted skims, it's dancing.
Oh my lord. All right, come had, it scared him to death. Oh my Lord.
All right, come on, some man had to come out.
Some man in music, some man had to come out in music.
Couple things dropped, Dirk dropped an album,
it's called Deep Thoughts.
I'ma give Dirk some grace.
I did listen to the project,
and I can tell this is a really hard project
for him to put out.
Given everything that's going on in this.
Are you about to be serious for a second?
Content wise?
Ice is about to give Dirk grace.
I jumped off that bandwagon into some Simone Bows type of landing.
Soon as I seen the exit off this bandwagon,
I left traded all the stock in.
I am off of this one okay
I'm still I'm still a fan and I've been looking I want him to be I but sorry
buddy I'm not I'm not with the music drops so well I could even understand
that in your position you might need you know I mean I get it I get it yeah I
get it with what his content usually kind of revolves around,
given your current legal predicament,
it wouldn't be smart to do that.
True.
So you're in a sticky spot here.
True.
I got a drop in the album, they muted certain lines.
You know, it's, and I could tell some of these songs
might not have been the songs,
I might've had other songs I wanted to go instead.
Yeah. So with that being said, I might have had other songs I wanted to go instead.
So with that being said, I didn't enjoy it as much,
but I understand it.
So I'm not gonna really shit on it,
because this is a real tricky album to try to put out
right now for the type of artist that he is.
Right.
There's a couple songs on there, be clear.
There's a couple of joints on there.
But he can't talk about sliding and all that other shit.
He can't.
Like it's lines in there where he's saying,
I paid for Bell for such and such
with money from a feature verse.
You can't say that now, so you have to blink the name out.
You have to, you're trying to talk and be who you are,
the voice of the streets, the voice of the trenches,
but I'm in a real bad legal predicament right now.
I can't really talk.
Is J Cole on the album?
No, Cole's not on.
The features are Jenae.
All right, it's the little choir that was there.
J Cole.
I was just about to say that nigga should've went
and got Cole and did a whole album.
Half of that choir.
At least little Jerry.
Anybody, one person.
It's not many features, but none of them.
It's Jenae, Future, Huncho.
I might be missing somebody, but none of them is Janae future hunch. Oh, I
Might be missing somebody but that's it. It's like like four four features. Oh, no, baby freeze. Let me ask you a question I don't want y'all. No, I'm bad. I'm gonna interrupt you real quick. I want to forget
Yo, this shit is so entertaining now. I don't want y'all to stop
I want to be alive to see y'all totally kill this hip-hop shit
Want to be alive to see y'all totally kill this hip-hop shit
Think hip-hop is on this way at the door with all the incarcerations, let's kill it. No, that's only this portion
Maybe that maybe that drill rap because again a lot of people are incarcerated The people that are making music about killing and actually killing should be have a hard time
That's not people that are incarcerated, Paul. The people that are making music about killing
and actually killing are going to have a hard time making music.
But they had control of the market for a while, right?
I mean...
I wouldn't say that, but they had a run.
They were being pushed. They had a run.
They were being pushed to the forefront.
Yes.
They had a run.
So how does that look now, right?
I mean, we're not taking the...
A lot of people have been shitting on the Cardi album, right?
Is this name?
Playboy Cardi. Huh? Playboy Cardi.
Playboy Cardi.
Yeah, people been making fun of that.
And like the music, the artists that people look forward
to seeing are currently locked up.
Not dropping.
That's not, but that's only a small portion.
You still have rappers that are dropping.
You know what I'm saying?
You still got...
But are they moving the needle?
It's over, man.
It's over.
Are they moving the needle, Freak?
I don't give a fuck with y'all.
Fam, Kendrick's Luther has been number one
for how many weeks now?
Oh yes, Kendrick.
All right, you got that.
One person.
You got Drake is still Drake-ing.
Nokia is still moving.
That's two people.
The type of music that's...
No, no, no, name some more people.
That's, I mean the charts is just them right now.
I don't, name, name.
Who's dropping?
Whoever you wanna name.
I think Rock and Roll is coming back.
To fight the game, yeah.
I think Rock and Roll.
Yeah, Neil Diamond.
The Bee Gees, the Bee Gees.
Yo, this shit is dead, dying fast.
These niggas is selling ass
for a fraction of a fraction of a penny.
But they been doing that. Albums albums are dropping less you are seeing musicians less more and more
Musicians are having to get it from the backyard or from some other means
They're not giving you the money that you aren't this shit is over man
Shit is fucking destroying and rebuilding in front of us, but that's not what we talk about right now
Yeah, but that's maybe a deeper conversation.
But a large portion of this shit is all of you idiots just talking about shit.
Yeah. It is, yo. It is. Yo, listen, I've heard more yellow beezy verses than I've ever heard in the last two weeks.
To my surprise, he's nice. Yes.
I would never know that because I tap out of a
certain faction of hip-hop the yellow beezie kid could rap and when I hear
the rap guess what he doing you guessed it telling I'm like there this thing is
nice but he's telling right now all of these niggas talk too fucking much no
what's happening I'm talking about that sector of it.
What's happening is you got
street niggas, gang niggas, rapping.
It's not rappers talking about this shit.
You got people that's living this shit,
now saying, hey, let me try to rap.
And we got this thing about hip hop
where you gotta be authentic.
We champion authenticity.
We want everybody to be true to who you are.
So their idea of that is, okay, let me tell y'all who I am.
No, but you don't gotta be specific in all the shit you did.
They don't know the difference.
NWA was talking about street shit.
Yeah, but all the rap was talking about street shit.
Ice Cube wasn't a street nigga.
Somebody was talking about street shit. Eazy E was a street nigga. Somebody was talking about street shit.
Easy E was.
I'm talking about, yeah, just easy.
You get what I'm saying?
Just easy.
But I'm saying a lot of these kids today
are doing way worse shit than NWA was talking about
and doing and telling their real stories.
They're not sitting there telling what my mans in them
did, what I heard.
These niggas putting in the work themselves
and talking about it.
That's my point though, but.
And I ain't really even really talking about them
cause they powerless.
It's the people that are giving them the situations
for them to do what they want with it.
Even that Joe, Mobb Deep was talking about
shooting that out in the hallway and all that.
Listen, let me finish.
Mobb Deep might not have been doing the shootout,
but if you are an artist and you could paraphrase
what your experiences have been,
you don't gotta say, yo, I caught that nigga
outside the 7-Eleven at 3-Eleven on a Friday,
and he had on a blue shirt.
You don't have to say that, bro.
If you're an artist, you can say, yo, we caught him.
But these guys aren't artists, Spector.
That's what I'm saying. They are not artists.
They are, but they're not.
They're becoming artists.
For sure.
That still don't, that'll make you an artist.
Artists is secondary to what they do.
I'm gonna go ahead.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna get the Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
I'm not going to give the cops my play by play.
I'm going to say, yo, we caught this nigga over here,
wet the car up, dah dah dah dah dah, I'm going to rap my shit.
Some of these guys might not be the most poetic,
so they're not like good with a little metaphor.
And not just that, the rappers today,
their biggest thing is being called out as a fraud.
All right.
So to them, they feel like, I got to let you know, that's our shit. Guess what they're going to call out? Roll call. So to them they feel like I gotta let you know
that's our shit.
Guess what they gonna call out?
Roll call!
No, no, no, listen, we on the same side.
8C2124P.
Yo.
Lock it.
I agree with Tracy.
That's one of the bad.
That's one of the fundamental differences
that I found way back in the day
when the gang started to infiltrate Jersey City
and was just running up on niggas
and trying to see what's good.
You're down, you're not, get down or lay down,
what type of shit it was.
Like Casanova had a phone call the other day
that went public, and in the call he was like,
yeah man, I'm telling you, because don't you know
you have to denounce your shit publicly
if yada yada yada yada yada.
So yeah man, such a such a smart,
because he got on the record,
he's a good guy,
and he gave it that shit.
My brain early on would say,
even if I wanted to be that,
it seemed like the smart way to be that
and do that with the most success is to not announce it.
Yeah.
No. Yes and no.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm not arguing it.
I'm not arguing it. No, there's a other side of that. I know what that is,. I'm not arguing it. I'm not arguing it.
No, there's the other side of that.
I know what that is, so I'm not arguing it.
I'm about to say.
I'm saying what my brain said strategically when,
yeah, that's all I'm saying.
But some of them niggas, you can't denounce it publicly.
And some of them niggas are the reason you get to move
around the way you move around.
Exactly.
You can't separate from that. It's the reputation of what some of them niggas stand for. You can to move around the way you move around. So you can't separate from that.
It's the reputation of what some of the niggas stand for.
You can't just denounce them.
Yeah, you got to bring that.
When you're outside with them, the protection, how many people coming out
because you represent this gang, you know, it's a lot.
Social media is a lot.
I feel like a lot of this shit is for.
A lot of niggas that denounce end up getting DP'd.
Yeah, but you know what happened too?
This is somewhat a good topic.
I keep saying it.
Some of this is a real good topic.
Also what happened, the same way that we talk about,
the same way that we talk about labels
removing the sub labels and production companies
that develop A&R and basically day to day
handle their acts, right?
Like a Rockefeller disturbing the peace, a fucking murder anchor.
So, but when there's the erasure of all of them now
and the label wants to become the direct to the act,
there is nobody that understands culture,
monitoring culture, fucking day-to-day managing culture.
So it's just a clusterfuck.
Let me ask you a question about that.
I would agree with that.
These niggas are purposely looking at niggas to give them deals who...
We know what you're gonna do and we know you ain't gonna be here long.
We want you to do this.
Exactly.
But look, let me ask you a question about that.
You mentioned like the disturbing pieces
and all these sub labels, right?
From the artist side, who's been hearing the stories of,
okay, if I sign to you, then you're signed to you,
then you're signed to you, I'm getting even less money.
It make you not want to go that route anyway.
Okay, but-
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I understand that, but now there's less stars too.
There you go.
You can do it your way.
I'm telling you how to be a star.
Sure, right.
And I'm telling you that with my relationships
and my 30, 40 years in this business,
I know the ins and outs, so you go and do this.
Also back in the day, the people that were running
the production companies and the boutique labels
and such and such were usually street dudes
that were trying to steer the artist. The music industry should have handled the hybrid of artists that
now is also the street nigga like the car industry handled the thought of
hybrid vehicles like there was a time where they thought that was just gonna
take over and then they looked at analytics and was like, no, the economy and the mass audience
is not ready for just hybrid cars 100%.
So slow down on the production,
let's get back to what we're doing here.
And slow roll this.
It's too many, too fast, too soon with all of these.
But it's programmed that way.
I mean, the numbers, the clicks, the attentions's the internet's fault. But it's programmed that way. I mean, the numbers, the clicks,
the attentions, the internet,
they only pay attention to a video
that's an answer to a violence.
Let me ask you a question,
because y'all say that a lot, right?
But from a business standpoint,
I'm just, the business standpoint,
if I see that all of these artists that are coming out,
they just fly by night artists.
They're not sticking.
You get what I'm saying?
No disrespect to Durirk and them,
them niggas was hot as fish grease three years ago.
It's not sticking no more.
So I would look at it and be like,
yo, how could I revamp this so I could get a job role?
So I could get a luda,
so I could get somebody that could get a 10, 12 year run
that we could be profitable with.
That don't make sense in a business stance?
Of course it does. It may not today. Not today because of the
microwave society we live in today. So now it's just I could keep fabricating
new artists and keep cracking them. I get seven of y'all and I could hit y'all one
one one one one and then go get another group. Versus building with one and
then God forbid you learn the game. You You gotta learn the game and get harder.
I'm gonna always try to get the star quarterback
on the rookie contract.
For the Chief, absolutely.
You watch a kid, let's say a kid in West Bubblefuck,
and just start dissing people that he had issues with
and see the numbers on that video.
See where it goes.
So now the labels, it predatory, they take advantage of that.
But there ain't no longevity in that
I mean, but to them then I look at it
Okay, it's a gratification is a main component
It's getting killed and I was about to say it's over and look not to me not to be late to be standpoint from the label
standpoint not to be fucked up
You work more when you die
So if I if you got a couple projects them shit's gonna shoot up the charts.
Now I'm gonna break nothing down.
It is some longevity there.
Rest in peace, they still streaming Juice World.
They still streaming XXX, rest in peace.
And I low-key think that these labels in the contract
got some sort of insurance on these niggas
when they passed away.
They do, absolutely.
To make them get money.
Like, there's some crazy shit going on.
It's a risk assessment.
That's crazy.
It's a risk assessment, bro.
Again, as a person that's worked in regular insurance,
you look at a situation and you see,
hey, what's the chances are, well, we gotta pay out.
Yeah, we just talked about this, yeah.
So let's weigh it all out and then we move accordingly.
How did niggas speak to you
when they didn't agree with your quote?
I wasn't doing that.
I was doing the claim.
They said, what nigga, how many money? Oh, well, now, but I tell you. But in the event that you wasn't doing that. I was doing the clean. They said, what nigga?
Oh, well, what I tell you.
But in the event that you wasn't doing it.
Oh, no, I had people go the fuck off.
Nah, he had to see him.
He was on the phone.
He was on the phone.
I don't want to see him.
But no, no, I've had people go the fuck off.
You got lucky.
I know what you talking about.
He talking about the one you go there
with the little cuticle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Push the chair.
Now you come out with the clipboard.
No, they got the iPad now.
That's the adjuster. That nigga you come out with the clipboard. Yeah, yeah. No, they got the iPad now. That's an adjuster.
That nigga stick your head in.
The clipboard.
The guy go to ice and get fucking military insurance, boy.
You won't.
The nigga, are you crazy?
I hear you.
Nigga, I would get the best deal ever
if ice is in that cubicle.
Okay.
What?
Me too.
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
Just to whip the shit out of ice.
You're going to jail!
You're right, you're right.
Hey yo, make this say 20 a month, big dog.
Yo, no I'm going to make this say 9-1-1.
Yo, this your name on this name plate?
Yo, you Lamont?
Yo, oh okay.
You Lamont, this your home address, right?
Yeah.
This your last name?
Yo, check this out.
Terroristic.
Next month, you start paying my insurance for a year.
All right?
I think it'll be wise for you to pay my shit.
Tariq, hold that thought, big dog.
Nigga, what?
Food stands with their insurance.
If I walk in that place, it freezes in the cubicle.
What?
What?
You better fix me up, nigga.
No deductible, nigga.
No nothing.
I'm going to fix you right away.
Till I'm 75.
Fixing you up.
I'm going to make you an offer you cannot refuse.
I'm going to get this done with you.
This is so dope, yo.
Let me roll this up the chain real quick.
Do you ever notice that people like their insurance,
they always get choked
You see the repo do you see the video the repo
The Jehovah Witnesses all of them everybody get your point ice by the little green plastic garbage They took my ex and they took you, you son of a bitch.
Four or five seven, niggas. Shit.
Ah!
This nigga's stupid, yo.
They took this shit.
They can make this, ah!
Ah!
You stupid motherfucker!
You hang with the fuck in the fucking front.
XJA, I got it!
I got it, I got it. I got it.
Oh shit.
Oh, man.
Yo, stop, yo.
You can't say that.
Yes, I can.
They chuck the shit out of niggas.
They chuck the shit out of niggas like Freeze.
He sure?
I had to fix my sister's insurance
since I'm up here too now.
Take the points off.
Freeze, stop, Freeze.
All right, don't say Freeze.
Wait, I'm laughing. Wait, I got why it's funny? Wait, stop. I'm doing prize picks though.
Holy shit.
They did a thumb trick.
Yo.
They let the chokie with the one hand nigga.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole.
The nigga falls into the last hole. The nigga falls into the last hole. The nigga falls into the last hole. The nigga falls into the last one hand, nigga. What the fuck you gonna say, nigga?
Nigga, look.
Huh!
Oh!
Nigga, the nigga falls into the laptop and they let the whole cubicle fall.
Yo, I would choke.
Yeah, I would choke.
To all the cubicle.
Like you land like Domino.
Nigga, give me the fucking- Nigga be like, give me a staple.
Start a staple in your head.
Start a staple in your head.
Holy shit. Parks, stop laughing.
No, man.
No, listen.
Y'all niggas are stupid.
I got prize picks coming soon.
Number one.
But let me just say this first.
This is why it's funny.
A few months ago, Ice-T got pulled over by the police.
In Jersey.
Down the block from the DMV.
And he was...
On his way to... They said he was down the block from the DMV sir and he had an exchange with the
cop that wasn't the greatest but all I see kept telling him was you know me and
the DMV is right there I could walk there so it didn't go to greatest but
the longer the video played and then once they said this was in Jersey City
And I just start watching the background. I
Know that DMV that's DMV right there by Currywood dollars go to get our shit off by 440
No, well, yeah, if you come up to 440 and take it all the way down
Yeah, and go up the DMV right now. That shit used to be empty back in the day
That's the one that shit used to be but boy that made the iced tea video so much funnier
Cuz that shit is literally where he got pulled over you could see the DMV in the video
It's right behind them and they still have just be a dick. Oh my god
I'm having a bad day one take it out on some ass out to that DMV over there by currywood
Maybe hold it down. They hold it down if you don't want a line anyway, um
What this is no that was the lines boy?
Ain't nobody used to know about that one I
Said applauded
As it's counting niggas ain't know about that. I'm in passed away
DMV well, what happened with the ICE-T shit?
Oh no, they eventually did let him keep the car.
The sergeant came, cause he wanted to tow the car.
He like, you ain't supposed to be driving,
so now I'ma tow it.
And ICE-T was going over here, not towing my car.
Call your sergeant, and the sergeant came and knew ICE-T
and he had the exchange.
Yeah, let him go.
But the shit was literally 50 feet away from.
Yeah, he had his paperwork.
We had the cops.
That power, bro.
That fake sense of power.
White power.
White power.
And they get tight when you driving something
that they know is out of their reach.
Yeah.
Ice T got toys, too.
Yes, he did.
That nigga had toys.
He did.
20 years.
He still got them?
He had them for 20 years, 30 years.
And a pull-up on you with some of them shit.
Why you in some dusty shit?
I go a lot of nigga baby. What up Joe remember back in the day that little Dunkin Donuts
Get out that van that nigga just pull up with the big white shit. You say it's different white
You know my van white and that Rolls Royce white
He was making niggas sick on his little road over here. This block, boy. This back when niggas was broke.
If you had a binge, you was popping.
And looked to be that for the foreseeable future.
If you had a binge, you was popping.
This nigga just floating down the street.
Shit, look, the tires don't even touch the ground.
Get it on the cloud.
What?
Ice T pull up and act like he don't even see your car.
Like it's invisible.
That's how much he respect the game. Cut you off turn over they say nothing about it and he
gonna speak yeah speak oh no no friendliest guy in the world friendliest
person in the world and you gonna watch and pull off as a man you ever be in
that position you just gotta watch a nigga pull that goddamn now you start
playing with the radio
You just gotta watch a nigga pull that goddamn. Nah, you start playing with the radio.
That's it on her back.
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta open the gum, open your water, get your shit right.
You gotta go the other way too.
I won't get pulled up next to this nigga.
Fix your rear view and all that.
Yeah, ain't gonna let it leave.
I'm gonna bust his left.
You go that way.
Some bullshit.
That's your street up there.
That nigga's the greatest.
Yeah.
Oh, I had a funny joke just now.
But make it.
Nah.
Yo, your brain is different, yo.
This nigga brain just think inappropriate shit all day, yo.
It's what I'm saying, I'm just due prospect to that.
Go ahead.
Got it.
Just due prospect.
All right, nah, I gotta do it.
There you go, come on, dawg, come on.
I gotta do it, it's too funny to do it.
Because I'm old, so you just gotta reminisce.
And I remember a time where Coco was doing the motherfucking,
Coco was doing the hosting,
and you niggas used to pop up at the hosting,
because Coco was on the flyer, and Ice TB right there,
BOW!
GAH!
GAH!
What's up, nigga?
Yo!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! That's kind of crazy, though. Niggas right there, Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
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Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! You got the fly ass car and a dog you in that dusty ass car he looking at dog smelling your car
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That's right. Yo, listen, right. I was asking when my sister Mel coming back.
She should be back soon.
She should be back soon.
Yeah, you know, cause I've been sitting here thinking.
You've been doing a lot of clocking.
Yeah, I've been sitting here thinking, right, like,
I know she's on leave or whatever she's doing,
she getting paid.
So I was wondering if I could get extended that same grace.
I would have been killing him, nigga.
Three bars off?
Camp vlog time!
I would have been in the UK like this.
Yo, shout out to niggas.
It was a damn shame.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
We in it.
That nigga's a strict head.
It's cool.
I respect it, but I don't.
But I want, get me back on that male shit.
I came here, I've been killing it.
You want the male shit. I need to get back to it. She gets special treatment
I mean you probably got more involved in that you get like
Perturbed on that man. You'll say that but come on. I need to get something man. Yeah, you good on your schedule man
So does this the male? No, it is that seat though. It is it is absolutely that the seats whole weight
Yo, it is absolutely I. I want to be free.
I just can't do the antics.
You can be free though.
You can do exactly what Mal's doing.
It's just going to hit a little different.
A lot different.
Your check ain't going to look like her check.
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
I'm going to turn on you.
At least from here anyway.
I'm going to turn on you, son.
What y'all do outside of here.
I'm going to turn on you soon, yo.
It's favoritism.
And it's going to hurt me.
It's favoritism.
Because I love you, son. We can't. We for life. We for life. on you soon. Yeah, it's favoritism and it's gonna hurt me. It's favoritism. I love you, son
We can't we for life
We've a life in fear. That's why you in a situation with now blood and blood. That's why you get you know, you're
He stressed in a good way he stressed why should in the positive, you know why he stressed
I don't know.
And what's y'all day leaving ya?
I don't know, she won't tell me.
And every time I ask her, she get mad.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, you can't ask that, fam.
Why would you?
I don't ask 19 times.
Cause it look like you trying to set something up.
What do you mean?
Why you need to know what she leaving?
You can't keep asking.
You can't.
But are you buying the ticket for her to go home?
But of course, don't be stupid.
So what I'm saying, so he has a right to ask?
No he don't.
No he don't. Whenever she want that ticket, he could afford it. So what I'm saying, he has a right to ask. No he don't. No he don't.
Whenever she won that ticket, he could afford it.
No, she already got the money for the ticket, nigga.
I don't agree with that.
I think that's odd, but you gotta respect the game.
You gotta, yeah.
You do have to respect the game.
Fam, how do you ask your girl that comes from out of state?
Yo.
Yo, when do you go at home?
So I know how to prepare.
When you leave. Prepare for what?
Prepare for what? Prepare for your flight?
Prepare like the flight.
She got that, nigga. She got the all of you got to just ask other crazy nigga
you got to ask other questions you could do your shit and I'll be right here when
you get back you can't look at your girls I got you to do it look at your
girls when are you leaving what do you mean you can't get your don't have a
girl don't want a girl and has made no change in his behavior that appears that says a girl will just pop up by mistake.
Cory, yo when you look at a girl?
I got some shit to do.
What does the summer of Cory look like?
No, no, as the why you asking me when I'm leaving.
Yo, why you leaving? Why I gotta leave? I got some shit to do.
Cory gonna flip that house money right in the bitch.
Don't do it then.
I'll be here when you finish.
Fuck you crazy nigga. My baby won't tell me and she'll get mad when I say I done asked 50 times. I'm not mad at her. I'll be here when you finish. Yeah. Fucking crazy nigga.
My baby won't tell me and she'll get mad when I say I don't ask 50 times.
I understand why she get mad.
I understand.
And every time I ask she say, oh that's how you want it?
Don't worry about it champ.
Not champ but sweetheart or something slick.
I got you. I'm going to tell you.
I'm going to let you know.
And then she don't ever let me know.
So it's a trick.
Because it begs for you to ask again, hey, that question I asked you and been asking you.
Same answer.
You ain't answer.
I'm going to let you know.
What is your reason for asking?
I'm going to let you know.
Just look at his sick face.
Yeah, I think that's weird to even need a reason for asking.
I agree.
I'm with you.
I think that's weird.
But women are going to give me a trouble at home.
Baby, I'm playing a pocket.
Y'all sound crazy to me.
I don't think we sound crazy though.
It sounds nuts.
I do.
It's hard to ask my wife the same thing.
I don't think we sound crazy.
You're asking your wife when you leaving?
No, my wife, if we're somewhere.
When are you gonna do something?
That's different.
That's not saying.
When are you leaving?
You ain't here to go home.
That lives out of state.
When you gonna get the fuck out my face?
You don't have a wife.
No, you can't do that.
Can't do that, Corey. You can't do that. You can't do that, Corey.
You can't do that.
That's, Corey is not.
I'm not listening to y'all.
He's not gonna do that.
But he, Joe does have a right to act
when she's, no he don't.
I ask my girl that because when she's around,
she encompasses all of my fucking time and attention
because that's how in love I am.
So if I'm asking you, I'm
asking to see when I could go back to talking to my parents regular, go back to talking
to my kids regular. I go in like a love cocoon when my baby is around and it's just our world.
But at some point, like I have to show up and be Joe Button, the same amazing Joe Button I am to you. I have to be a different version of Joe Button to the world.
But why you can't do that while she's here?
Now you walking into a trap.
Now you saying yourself up.
I'm telling you, you saying yourself up.
If you say that, what you gonna do when y'all live together?
Well, I'm not saying shit? I'm not saying shit.
I'm not saying shit. No, if you feel like that.
If you feel that way, what's that gonna mean
when y'all live together?
Exactly.
You gonna cause problems?
You gonna cause problems?
I can't be my real you, my real self
when you around.
I can't be my best self.
I told her we gonna get a condo on the same block
or something.
Okay.
Like I told her.
You gonna cause problems in your family, nigga.
Okay, so what's gonna happen when she wanted
to just be at your house? Oh, come over. I don't want to leave don't
But then you're not in contact, but you're not speaking to your family. You're not speaking to your family regularly
Yeah, I'm just partying right now. So you know and she gonna listen to this shit at some point. So chill
I'm just your asking me questions. Like I'm for real. I'm only part
Anytime the cameras on I'm going with the flow'm only positive. No, you're answering them like you're for real. Because anytime the camera's on,
I'm going with the flow of the play that we got going on.
Say less, say less.
You're right.
Shout out.
And y'all know that, so y'all get in.
No, you serious?
That expound.
It's like, oh shit.
I'm trapping, trapping me, man.
Giddy ain't going to be the only nigga
hitting a half court shot.
Oh my God.
Keep running the plays.
I love you, baby.
All right, Marvin Sapp.
Oh, I was trying to do some positive shit first
when we get to Marvin Sapp.
I got reached out to by high school.
I already asked him.
I asked the thing it's months ago.
What'd you ask?
Some of the high schools in New York,
me and Ice was donating money to,
For the men.
For the prom.
For the prom.
Tuxedos and shit.
Now I wanted to see if everybody wanted to put up some spankers.
That's dope.
How much y'all donating?
We didn't donate yet.
We getting the donations yet.
You wanna do a boomer donation?
Y'all wanted to donate.
We know what we put up.
How much y'all gonna donate?
Probably five.
Five what?
$1,000.
Each?
Yeah, niggas.
Bro, it's all real.
That niggas got real.
Where they get the tuxing from?
Word.
They showing up to some fire shit.
They rentals.
They rentin'.
Oh, this is a scam.
This is a scam if I ever want.
This is a Susu nigga.
It says Susu.
Holy shit.
How many kids, y'all?
What's wrong?
Have you rent 20 tuxedos for the boys?
Nigga, they 200 and something dollars a pop.
Nigga, you went to the school in the 80s.
Them shits ain't cheap no more.
Yeah, okay.
We said 20 though.
20.
You do 20 times 200.
What you get?
My thing is, if they don't have money
to get dressed for the prom, then they should stay.
They should stay at home.
Yo, Joe, you a fucked up man.
That don't mean that, you at the prom.
What is wrong with you, bro?
Now you at the prom, bro.
We gotta rent cars too?
Yeah, what else we gotta do?
That's their business, bro.
That's their own, dog.
I'm helping where I can help.
Yeah, we just try to-
Imani just said he went to the prom on the train.
With no corsage.
And because we love him, we don't ever say what
we think about those things.
When he says it, we got to just let him go,
because we love him.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
But anyway, no.
What you trying to say?
No?
Is it no?
No, nigga.
Are you crazy?
Donate to the damn school.
You feel like that, too?
My white brother.
Yo. His prom is different. He don't need that. His prom, he. My white brother. Yo. His problem is different.
He don't need that.
His problem, he can take a bite.
No.
No.
I'll see.
All right.
I got you.
Hey, me too.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Hey, maybe.
Oh man.
Maybe.
Terrible, yo.
Hey, it's all right.
When you need the money bought?
Like a couple weeks.
It's April, it's about to be April am I ever gonna see the tux? Yeah
Snicker yo, what's now? My brother. It's high
11th we got time. What is it? Portobello? We got going a little niggas catch me right in the fucking
Target parking lot with some fucking Mars bar candy talking about some
Juvenile football team that was keep those out of the street and away from crime. I quiz them no
What position you play uh, hey yo fam before you get your pitch get your pitch right
Hey yo fam, before you get your pitch, get your pitch right. You lying.
I tell them.
Little niggas with a bunch of candy.
You ain't quizzing, give me the box.
I got caught one time, cause I gave them bread
and I put it on the gram.
Them niggas like, yo, them niggas from Jersey,
yo don't do that, I swear to God, he just got you.
Yo, nah, I quizzed them.
I swear to God, nigga, I did that.
I get them niggas money.
That's why I put it on the gram sometimes, nigga.
They can get me.
So, real quick, we gonna gonna talk about Mom's app.
Later on, I want to tell y'all about this show,
The Good American Family on Hulu,
which is some type of mini-series
about the story of Natalia Grace.
She's a little girl that had fucking dwarfism
and fooled some family into thinking
that she was seven years old.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's a movie, yo.
Yeah, yeah, on Hulu is the show about it, right?
But in relation to what we're saying with saying no to the charities
or the kids with the candy or whatever, in episode one of this show,
the family was looking to adopt and something happened.
So now that they got this dwarf isn't kid, the adoption place
called up the family.
It was like, you know, listen, we got a daughter,
we got a girl that we think you would love.
So I'm in bed watching.
I'm like, tell me more.
So they keep going.
Yeah, she's seven years old.
Her last family didn't want her.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, come on.
Then she kept going and said, she is Ukrainian.
And...
Whoa, whoa, wait, come on. Then she kept going and said, she is Ukrainian and...
I got more questions already, but go ahead.
Wait, this is the best show in the world.
I can't wait to tell you about it.
But anyway, they said her last family didn't want to kick her out.
She has dwarfism.
She's Ukrainian and we don't
have any of her school records or dental records but she's just looking for her
home. This is what that horror movie was based on too. It just came out. Orphan or some
child. Yeah orphan. Because they reference that movie in this. Well anyway so the mom
is on the phone. Oh then they said and while the mom is thinking they said well
unfortunately we only have 24 hours
Oh a four o'clock before we have to send little Natalia
Off to a force dog
The mom was like oh don't worry. We'll find the money nigga me and my girl
Fucking way, that's the problem in America by the time
Quick this is not the orphan that I wanted
Some little Ukrainian
What?
No, hey wait, hey, hey, her family that's gonna love her like her own it ain't here
Never see family that's gonna love her like her own. It ain't here. Oh that little bitch will never see sunshine from a window in this house. I tell you that one. Ain't no love over here. People just don't know what to say. No now. Hey check this out. I ain't gonna hold you. My nigga do you see that girl face? That's what make it funny. She look 90. She looked like a little girl from the exes. Stop, because I want to talk about the show.
That's what makes it so funny.
Yo, if you have a sense of humor,
this is the best show in the world.
It's not supposed to be funny, all right?
I know it's not supposed to be funny.
But if you have a sense of humor,
this is the best show in the world.
Because listen, I've seen the real story of this.
And we get into Marvin Sapsol.
I've seen the real story of Natalia Grace.
In the real story, the girl don't look weird,
she just look like a older girl.
She 14.
She look like a fucking kid.
This girl and this shit,
they doing the old dwarfism thing.
This bitch looks nuts.
She looks absolutely nuts.
When I just looked at it,
let me see.
I'd have been on the phone like,
she looks nuts. Hey yo, yo, why you got playing with me?
I would have returned to send her so fast, get this girl out of my house, figure that
was all hard.
But wait, and the show is so funny now because the wife is onto it from the rip.
Yeah, early, early.
And the dad is not, the dad is treating her like a joy ass dad.
It's just like Orvin. It's just like Orvin. So she's just like romantic, like some freaky kink shit that she's doing with the dad is not. The dad is treating her like the door is dead. It's just like Orphan. It's just like Orphan.
So she's just like romantic, like some freaky kink shit
that she's doing with the dad and older men.
It's like nothing but Orphan remix.
Yeah.
Yeah, OK.
This is the funniest shit in the world.
Has somebody died from this?
Died?
No.
I seen the previews, yo.
In episode three, the little girl is the mom finds some bloody socks in the room.
She's getting a period.
Wait, the mom, in episode three, the mom.
Yo, you said she's seven.
She's supposed to be seven.
The mom picked the bathroom door open.
The little dwarf girl, and she said,
hey, close the door.
So the mom looked at the husband,
who hasn't believed anything and says,
yo, this girl got hair on her pussy at seven years old.
Then the mom finds some bloody socks in the room
because the girl is hiding her period.
And she keeps telling the husband
and the husband don't believe none of that shit.
This is the best show on television
right now. Now you got me. This show gets you the most bang for your buck buddy. Now
if you laugh, first class trip to hell with Joe Budden. Meet and greet. Meet and greet.
Oh this show is the best. But anyway, Marvin Sapp. Oh man. oh man. Your man, Marvin Sapp. She tried to kill the mom.
She in there trying to poison,
this girl was the greatest.
Mom driving, she fucking blindfolded the mom.
You lying.
The mom's telling her husband,
yo, this bitch is trying to kill us
and she's an adult and get her out of here.
And husband dumbass, no, no, no.
I love her. Little dwarf girl saying, I only want daddy to husband dumbass, no, no, no. I love her.
Little dwarf girl saying, I only want daddy to bathe me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is orphan, this is orphan.
Okay.
Nah.
This is awesome.
I'm watching this one.
Nope, nope, nope.
Three episodes out, hey, go ahead and give it a swirl.
Got you.
Yeah, it's got you.
All right, Marvin Sapp.
Marvin Sapp.
What did Marvin Sapp do?
So Marvin Sapp is- Comm. What did Marvin Sapp do?
So Marvin Sapp is...
Committed a crime.
Good word.
Kidnapping.
Marvin Sapp is video going viral because he's instructing his ushers to close the church
doors so he can demand money from the power system.
Lock the people in until he gets 40 bands.
Oh shit.
We got a clip though.
So it's better, you gotta hear it from him.
Yeah, please play this.
Usher's, close the doors.
Close the doors.
Close the doors.
The Usher's looking at him like,
You all gonna leave together
Y'all ain't going no place but to the restaurant
There's 1,000 of you tonight and those that are watching
It's a thousand that's watching online
Doing the math this is a small
Seed if I get a thousand online to give this if I get a thousand in the sanctuary to give this
That's forty thousand dollars tonight
I'm challenging each of you all down here to give a twenty dollar seed. I
Think twenty hours a lot of money
$20 believe it or not when my late wife Melinda P. Sapp was alive was a good date. I
Believe it or not when my late wife Melinda P. Sapp was alive was a good date. I
Could take her to the movies buy a box of popcorn get one soda to show
Here was that one
Can't do that no more
Now everyone up here we've all sold and seeded but I need everyone standing up here with us, with me, to plant a seed of $100.
Deadass.
Because the niggas in the choir be thinking
they get to pass niggas on stage.
Niggas say, it cost to sit up here.
It cost to sit up here.
So put your 20 away.
Yeah, because them dudes in the Congress
thinking they ain't got to pay.
No, you pay too.
That 20 wasn't for you.
You got Sister Jackie because you on this pulpit.
And this is what I need you to do.
If you're giving electronically
Are you giving tangible cash at the church? Oh, I'm gonna have y'all come to the altar bring that up here I need to see a thousand people moving. I need to see that
Bring them baskets bring out the baskets up here. I want to see the phone
Y'all see the phone y'all can bring it right now come come come through even giving
Tangibly just put your hand on it. That's what I got to do in the strip club.
Take your phone.
When I cash out from three grand,
they want to see it in the phone
before they give me the money now.
Play the organ, organ player.
You gotta pay too?
Organ player, you give me some money, nigga.
I don't have any time.
You over here, T.
You think you chillin'?
Playin' up here is a privilege.
Yeah, give me some money.
Playin' up here is a privilege.
That piano organ wasn't great.
Crazy.
Giving is worship.
Giving is worship.
Giving is worship.
Yo, you get 40 from online and 40 from...
You're saying the time to talk.
Saying the time to talk.
A thousand people need to give $20.
A thousand people need to give $20.
A thousand people online need to give $20.
This is easy, Saints.
Come on, Saints.
Say it up.
Say it up.
We should be able to raise $40,000 tonight just from y'all giving.
Marvin Sapp.
That's it.
Close the church doors.
Yo, the ushers was looking at him like, huh?
Yo, close the doors, nigga.
Yo, my nigga, close the door.
Yo, close them, nigga.
You, I'm talking to you. Close the door. Fuck is that? Close them. Hold up for two seconds, y the door. Close the door. Yo, my nigga, close the door. Yo, close him, nigga. Yo, I'm talking to you.
Close the door.
Fuck is that?
Close him.
Hold up for two seconds, y'all.
Somebody got to grab the microphone and DJ Booth and cut the club music down and make
an announcement.
Yo, anybody here that has a white Mercedes is running.
Anybody here with a white Mercedes, I just got the text, your shit is running. Anybody here with a white Mercedes?
I just got the text.
Your shit is running.
So you might want to get up and go
and cut your shit off, Cory.
Or leave it, nigga.
I didn't give you no joke.
All right, you go ahead.
You go ahead and keep, sit there and be Mr. Cool if you want.
Hey, that was our favorite shit in Jersey, girl.
Somebody grab the mic, hey, that dusty Mitsubishi.
There's always some bullshit.
Yeah, that fucking Civic, that orange shit.
With the blue door?
That just got in an accident?
Please get up and move your shit right now immediately.
We will have it told.
All right, sorry about that, y'all.
All right, what was that?
Marvin Sapp, man.
Marvin Sapp.
Hey, that dog.
Marvin Sapp Network being worth $5 million.
Is that his network?
That's what it just said online.
That seemed a little low to me.
Triple that.
Yeah.
Triple that.
Yeah.
Told him, yo, shut the door.
You can't get out. That's a kidnapping charge, bro.
You gotta pay the ransom to get out.
It's ridiculous.
It's just 20 bucks.
I don't care how much of it.
Don't tell me I can't leave.
You can't.
You can leave once anybody come up here with a 20.
What's going to happen?
The usher's going to jump in my ass?
Hey, yo, Marvin Sapp, stop over spinning, gang.
I know what it's like to say something. Never would spinning, gang. I know what it's like to spin.
Never would have made it.
I know what it's like.
Look, RQ.
Yo.
You just have to spin.
Crazy, son.
And you need the money back quick.
So you try to pull the moves.
It was clever.
But the thing about it, you forgot the camera was there.
They're recording you.
You look crazy.
They got that 40, right? You got that 40, though. But the thing about it, you forgot the camera was there. They're recording you. You look crazy.
They got that 40, right? You got that 40 though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They got that 40.
Got that 40 though.
Yo dawg, think about that.
They don't even got to mail the money no more.
They could just cash app you while you on air.
Yeah.
But it seemed like,
watching that seemed like an urgency.
Like he need the bread.
He needed that tonight.
He needed it.
There's no way that nigga just doing it like that
Don't cost
Take that out
That was one of your laws
Say something we get some backlash and have you little chat GPT friend Texan
I'm good. Oh cool. Cool. Yeah, this song has a whole new meaning for me now.
Some of y'all niggas came up in the church. So y'all came up where y'all know what's going on. I never wanna say, yeah. Oh, I never could've moved.
Yeah, but some of y'all niggas came up in the church.
So y'all came up where y'all know what's going on.
Me nigga.
Don't y'all try to blast Marvin Sapp.
Y'all pastors was doing this shit.
For sure.
Do you know what they're doing now in certain churches?
Not a lot of them.
You have to give them your tax return.
No bullshit because your tithes are supposed to be
10% of what you made.
You have to give them your tax return,
and they do the calculation, and that's the number we want.
I swear to God, I've seen it with my own two eyes.
You motherfuckers stop sinning in the week
so you can go to church and pay for your sins.
Enough, nigga, pay some tides.
Stop sinning.
Nigga, stay home, nigga, watch church on YouTube.
The free joy, too, the white pastor, Pastor John Grossball.
He do it for free. He's Russian, Terry is here. John, who, yo? Yeah, he do it for free. YouTube the free joy to the white pastor pastor John Gross boy he's not all the
theatrics but he get the message across they want they want they want they want They be trash. They be trash. They make the organs drop. Oh, yeah. They don't got that bop.
No drums.
That's why you lost that round.
One bass.
Ain't no drum.
One bass.
They got the little recorder flute.
They got the flute.
A little violin, baby.
Here go little Timmy from down the block, gonna play his recorder for the Lord.
Out of key on the violin.
Yeah, yeah.
Black church, I'm making a situation.
Dun, dun.
Dun, dun.
I got a little guitar.
I got a little guitar.
I got a little guitar.
I got a little guitar.
I got a little guitar.
I got a little guitar. I got a little guitar. I got a. Yeah. Black church, that niggas hit you with it.
Dun dun.
Chabapa dun dun.
Then I said, hiccup that cymbal with the bass.
Doot, doot, doot, doot.
That's it.
Oh, Sabrina done got up.
She done got up.
There she goes.
She start jumping.
What?
And now it's on.
It's over.
Because now somebody's seen Hush Out.
Now I got to beat Hush Out.
The white organ player play like this.
Three hours of that before the service.
Pogs is right.
The white church. Pogs, he be trash.
Sister Mary is a bull.
The Black church, they be like, why I'm killing that shit?
Drama gotta get a solo?
Yeah, yeah, stupid. The musician in the black church. It's stupid, yo.
The musician in me is getting depressed by this topic.
Why?
Why?
And I don't want to step on a good joke,
because boy, this is funny.
But if we would have just had a better attorney or better
representation when racism was being decided on,
the outcome would have gone differently.
Like, this is a huge nugget of leverage
at the racism negotiation table.
The church bed, right?
The head of whoever was repping the whites and that
should have went back and told the rest of the whites.
Actually, they did.
It was too obvious, so they definitely did.
Hey, if we continue with racism, there's a chance
that they'll leave with the bop
and our churches will remain this way for eternity.
Pox is right, that should be added.
Some even smarter white popped up and was like,
or we can continue racism
and find a way to steal the bop.
They ain't figured that one out. And that's what I was here to tell you.
Shit, y'all, they're on the bop.
They're on the bop.
They did it.
They did it.
Yeah, they do.
We bopping for my son.
Oh, stop.
Unless you're on Empire.
Them motherfuckers. They got it.
They got the fly piano in the church.
They got the fly piano in the church.
With the horns up.
It'd be trash.
Oh, you don't play with the white church.
What's the shit with the bells built in the wall?
What's that shit?
That's the pipe organ.
The pipe organ. The pipe organ.
No, the developer put them shit in.
It ain't a musician.
This whole street is shaped.
If that organ gets to play,
that's the devil's advocate organ.
For real, that's the shit when the devil came out and the devil's advocate organ that's the shit when the devil came
out of devil's advocate remember that yo yo mine is right 50 feet tall it's a
pipe over that's the shit when that shit play whatever animal is in the
stained-glass windows is jumping off
windows is jumping off. Yeah, yeah.
That's just scary.
The cougar is going,
neeeh,
baa,
da, daa,
desperado guitar playing, nigga.
The devil is coming.
Oh my God.
You stupid, yo.
No sauce.
Them shit be nine hundred feet tall.
The white developers?
It's built in the wall.
It's where the whites want to be. It's construction in the wall.
That's where the whites want to be.
That should be in the other side of the organ too,
like all the way over there.
It should be dope in the little triangle coming there.
Yeah.
And they got the bell too, all the way in the,
they got the bell too.
They don't forget the real shit.
Yeah, they got the real bell.
That's where we should have won in the race negotiation too.
With the little girl from the orphan up there rigging it.
The white niggas should have went back to the whites like,
come on man, we not gonna be able to build all this shit.
The other white said,
The other white niggas said,
They'll build it for us.
White pie!
I think we can get them to build it.
No, the other niggas said, yo.
No way.
Nah, there was a white and there was some doubt.
No way you'll get them to build it.
Yo, let that wall down.
Some were not it was a white and there was some doubt no way you'll get them to build it. Yo, let that wall down
And if they don't want to build the we'll just go overseas man
We'll give him an offer they can't refuse we had the state attorney the first case
first case
All right, let's talk about some racism for a little bit everybody is kicking LeBron James ass for going to Pat McAfee's show and not a black
person show.
And this LeBron versus Stephen A. Smith thing is ongoing.
It doesn't seem like it's going to end.
Heated up the other day when LeBron did Pat McAfee's show when the Lakers played Indiana
the other day.
Pat McAfee's show comes on immediately, immediately after first take.
After first take.
So this was LeBron just getting his shit off and boy did he get his shit off about everything.
I'm talking his relationship with Michael Jordan.
He went back to the draft being rigged.
You could tell from the way that the hat was sitting
that he was on bullshit.
He was on total bullshit.
He had that shit low like this.
That nigga sent shots at Brian Winters,
Stephen A. Smith, just all of sports media basically.
He went crazy.
He went crazy and there are conflicting feelings on it.
Some people love it, some people hate it.
Stephen A then replied on his show,
it just doesn't look like this thing
is gonna end anytime soon.
LeBron says Stephen A has been on a Taylor Swift-like
tour tour run talking about their encounter,
which started with Stephen A saying,
I had no intention of ever talking about this encounter
up until I heard the Richard Jefferson leak
Then he had so much to say about it. So they just been going back and forth
I don't know if you guys have kept up with any of it is
Well, I've tried to it's ongoing. Yes a lot. Yeah, it's ongoing. I watched and if you see the brah
I watched Stephen a then I watched even a again. There might be more
I'm starting to feel like what's the bronzeBron's reason for doing that to Stephen A?
Did he give that reason?
He don't fuck with him.
Yeah.
LeBron doesn't fuck with Stephen A.
That part is 100% clear.
They don't fuck with each other.
If I'm Stephen A, I want this to keep going.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, for sure.
Stephen A selling content.
Nigga, I just got this big contract over here.
Yeah, I, I, I.
Yeah.
No, you don't.
Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
No, you don't. In the content game today, yeah, you do. No, you don't. You you do. Yes you do. No you don't.
In the content game today, yeah you do.
No you don't.
You sat there and just told us about niggas shooting
at other niggas at the top and all of this.
You got the biggest athlete, fuck athlete,
the biggest brand, biggest star damn near in the world.
It's damn near marketing for you.
You telling the label, yo dog,
who could LeBron come out of hiding for
to give this much attention to outside of myself, nobody?
Yeah.
You hear what I'm saying?
Like if you okay with standing in the villain role,
which we've seen Stephen A. Smith do countless times,
then it don't affect you.
It's like academics or you or somebody that don't mind it
because it's the gig is the gig.
It's not like me and it's not like academics
because we're independent contractors
and we do everything we do for the most part
independently got you Steve Smith is not that and
Let me let me paint out the side for you. Go on listen Stephen. They just got his big contract. Mm-hmm
Actually all this shit broke on the same day same day was announced. Yeah
Yeah, that he got his big contract five years 20 million per talk about it now. First of all, let's clap that
First of all, let's clap for that. Clap that up, 100 million dollars. First of all, let's clap for that.
I'm sure a large part of his negotiation
was the standing of first take,
the ratings of first take,
and how long they have been number one,
and the separation between them and whoever number two is.
Pat McAfee, for Steve and Nate, represents Joe Rogan to me in the Spotify deal.
He came in, new way of doing things.
They're allowing him to curse.
They're giving him the big guests and Aaron Rodgers, the other guests that we not see
on first day.
Well, he had them for-
But Aaron Rodgers was his man prior to him even getting that.
Yeah, he had them for- That's part of what we man prior to him even getting them. Yeah, he had them.
That's part of what we, so.
It was his leverage.
That's his leverage.
Yeah, that's his leverage.
I got something that y'all can't get.
But it ain't just Aaron Rodgers.
It's Bill Belichick.
It's, there's a different caliber and cache
to the guests that are on Pat McAfee
versus what we have been seeing lately from first take.
That matters here. Okay. That matters here.
That matters here.
So now you have LeBron James, who doesn't do this at all,
coming to park on the show directly after you
for one hour, totally unfiltered.
What that does for the ratings of what somebody
is looking at as your competitor. You don't
want that to continue. No you don't. No you don't. I don't think I don't think you
because when you go clap back and he did clap back it will never be as loud as
one LeBron clapping back and two a strategic meticulous petty LeBron
clapping back because that move with Pat McAfee
is a petty move.
Absolutely.
I love the pettiness of the move,
but that's a business altering move.
It's not just a, hey, we chit-chatting back and forth.
See, that's where I disagree.
I disagree too.
You can disagree all you want.
It's what ESPN is looking like.
This ain't my fault.
Nobody else over here could get LeBron out
to come out the house and address them.
That's one, and then LeBron not going,
LeBron not going to keep going to Pat McAfee.
I have my own platforms, two of them, where I can keep addressing this nigga every single
day and everybody going to tune in to see what the fuck I got to say to him.
It's not going to be good.
LeBron not going to keep going to Pat McAfee to go back and forth, back and forth.
LeBron ain't going to keep going nowhere.
I know.
LeBron is media.
So the one time he popped out, he popped out to what some would say is your competitor.
Your competitor. From even in the same building.
And I made those numbers for the day do something different.
True.
Yeah.
No, that's not good.
That's not good.
I think that there's no world where that's good.
For that day.
It's not good.
I think long-term it could be good.
There's all people want to hear Stephen A Smith's reply and not that many, not
that many and not for nothing.
He, I went on YouTube, the YouTube click hit a million in seven hours.
Okay.
For which?
For LeBron on Pat McAbee.
Right.
In hour eight, somewhere early.
It was at a million pretty early.
I'm just saying it's tough to compete at that clip.
And if one of the more powerful voices in the world
just focused their energy on you solely for the next year
because you was talking about my kid,
you would have to be a brilliant A level spin artist
to turn that into a positive.
I don't see it as good.
I don't.
I think it's good too because Stephen A's initial clap back was on his platform.
Exactly.
And what do y'all tell me?
How could it be good?
I just signed my contract.
I'm locked in for five,
I'm locked in for the next five years at 20 million per.
Whatever I do to the numbers,
it don't do nothing to change what I see.
But it does for his show.
The heels. Yeah, so let's just say, I don't do nothing to change what I see. But it does for his show. The heels.
Yeah.
So let's just say, I don't know his numbers,
but let's say, and I'm only at 200 and some change.
I looked at the numbers.
The full episode, Lebron on Pat McAfee,
1.5 million views a day ago.
Stephen A fires back on first take, 1 million views.
That ain't that far off, bro. Stephen A fires back on first take one million views.
That ain't that far off bro. So my numbers is up too.
I don't think it's good.
And his, on his show, 1.16 million.
So that's my point.
So let's say hypothetically Stephen A. Smith
is used to getting 400,000.
I don't know his numbers, I'm just making up a number.
And now I got the one million because of my beef
with LeBron, and I got a mic in front of me twice a day?
Come on, bro, like you welcoming that.
And I think ESPN may be welcoming that.
Of course.
ESPN gonna welcome all of it.
ESPN is universal.
Also potentially run the risk of isolating,
or not isolating, but burning the bridge
to some of the relationships that
you so covet in the league.
That's a different argument.
Yeah, that's but I mean.
It's not a different.
Hey, when you do that, don't do that.
It's the same argument.
But those I disagree.
My question is, is the risk worth the reward?
I'm going to answer you.
I think that that's my question.
It's potential you burning a bridge with with this one particular person But you also could be the mouthpiece for a whole bunch of people that had your same exact sentiment
No, it's good. Say something true, but
But they're scared to say something. I know so now you
Tell me that you echo my mouthpiece cuz that's not support the nigga that's standing back there that feel the same way
I feel they won't talk that's not support But it's not a bridge that got burnt
It's a bridge that might have been yo you know only bring that up because the rumors circulated shortly after that there are certain NBA players
That were standing against
Stephen a Smith
Like that rumor went out. I'm not just throwing shit out a wall possible. I'm sure that could be true
So now now if that's true, you think the opposite could also be true that there were certain
Well, no, we will now fuck with Stephen A Smith now that well not when you say opposite
I look at it the other way there will be certain media members
That's what I'm seeing now a war being a war being
inflicted between certain meat sports casters and media members of people to cover the NBA and
Actual NBA athletes that are media because that's the other side is to LeBron James is media now. Yeah. Yeah. Draymond is a media. They
media. That's the same kind of media though. Be clear.
They had it. There's media media media. They had it there. If I'm around the
clock, journalistic media 24 seven damn near with Stephen A Smith and LeBron
James pops out for his show for a couple months a year.
It's not the same media.
It is the same.
For me, that reminds me of a dub beat 20 years ago telling me that the rapper with
the hot ad lib will always beat the rapper with a hot verse.
Because the hot ad lib is just a hot ad lib.
It's just a quick line and the fans know the line and it's, oh, shit,
we got 30 billion fans screaming ad lib and you just sitting there rapping good rapping good ain't gonna get 30 billion fans
Yes, Stephen a is him in his world LeBron James saying anything Drake saying anything to anybody like it's
Media's media. Yeah, but alright use your Drake example. I agree with that use your Drake example
We're sitting down one time with Aiden Ross's media.
Cool, but Joe, stick to that example.
Go ahead.
Use you for example.
Don't use me.
No, I have to.
You say it's up when you and Drake engage.
Oh yeah, no, it's up.
So that's what, from a Steven A side,
I got LeBron to engage my nigga, it's up.
I want that to be up.
Well, that's why they want to use me and Drake because him and LeBron
They're saying that we haven't fucked with each other for what made us through me
Kept telling you y'all don't fuck with each other the way LeBron did the interview was Drake is they just make it sound like it's been
15 years
Drake gets online tomorrow
It might not be the same same if Drake gets online tomorrow. It might not be the same. Same shit.
But if Drake gets online tomorrow
and a huge part of his one hour interview
is 25 minutes of it is directed at Joe Button,
you welcome that.
You definitely welcome that.
If 25 minutes of his one hour interview
is basically headed, no matter good,
is heading your way.
He's addressing you.
You want that.
It's up.
I know you're going to come here like, hey.
Pay wall next episode.
Pay for view.
Absolutely.
We make sense, my nigga.
Well, I'm not saying you know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't have a horse in the race.
No, no, I'm just saying.
And I'm not saying that you don't.
But worse.
I'm just throwing shit on the wall.
Are you standing on the side that Steven A's should stop
because he was the antagonizer
in this situation?
I think they both should stop.
Yeah, I agree.
You're speaking more from like,
I understand where the Bronx coming from.
That's his son, Stephen A been antagonizing the situation.
So as you think-
I think for Stephen A to say,
y'all was never gonna talk about this,
but then I heard the Richard Jefferson clip.
I do agree that he's been on a run talking about it.
On the flip side, I understand going on a run
to talk about the biggest guy in the world.
Let's not do the flip side.
Let's talk to you as a person, as a fan
of these individuals, as a supporter.
I think this is an unnecessary crash out from Stephen A.
It's not, even if LeBron is crashing out also,
it's not gonna be looked at that way.
It will be by some people because now, there's a lot of people that take LeBron out that
conversation now because of this.
I think a lot of people look at it as an unnecessary, not me, I'm just talking about from what I'm
hearing.
I hear a lot of people saying it's an unnecessary crash out from LeBron.
I say it's both.
I've seen that too.
I've seen a lot of people saying like LeBron has crashed out unnecessarily because a man
is doing his journalistic job.
Some people.
Yeah, but you can't tell people how to father.
I'm not disagreeing.
That's what Joe's doing.
That's where LeBron.
Joe, we're not talking about who's right or wrong
between the people.
We talking about the perception of the onlooker
to the events that are going on.
But perception goes out the window for me
when somebody's fathering.
I'm not disagreeing.
If I'm fathering, my concern is not how I'm being looked at.
I don't think Steve Inayes is as invested,
or should be as invested as LeBron is
for how he felt about what was said.
I'm talking about the people saying LeBron is crashing out.
A lot of people are saying, yo, he's crashing out.
He never disrespected your son.
He's saying, yo, he's crashed.
A lot of people, I'm not in that, I'm saying from outside,
a lot of people are saying, yo dog,
he's bugging the fuck out.
But then a lot of people also will hear
the response to that is, and rightfully so.
Yeah, because I don't even need to get to a lot of people.
Me, as a dad, listening, I understand what LeBron
was trying to say more than whatever the fuck point
Steve and A was trying to get off.
Like for Steve and A, hey, let's stay with the me and Drake example. When I was talking about Drake, Drake responded and said, sounds personal. It sounds like it's more than the music.
This shit that Steve and A is and has been saying, the brawn is saying, this is not just basketball.
This is more than basketball,
and that's where I have a problem.
And that's what the check in them,
hey, whatever it is, keep my son out of it though.
Yeah.
Whatever we got, it is more than basketball.
Don't, you're not bringing my son into this.
Whatever it is me and you dealing with, we'll deal with that.
I was saying what Stephen A is saying.
Hey, I'm getting this from the lyrics, it's in the music,
I'm unpacking the music, so that should mean
I should be able to talk about it.
The fans was like, man, I don't know about that.
Keep it music.
Not music, if you talk about the girls,
I don't care about what he says about the same shit.
Let me extend you grace, because when it came to talking
about Drake's son, you didn't want to touch it
Now my place is not my business
I would hope niggas would extend that same courtesy courtesy to me
And if you don't let me know how you want it when it comes to people's kids
That don't mean I'm gonna go fucking spin the block and kill you. It just lets me know where you stand on kids
So I know I'm just saying I see I see how you're approaching the situation.
So I see what you expect from a guy like Steve Nye.
For me, this is not Steve Nye's first time
going through this with somebody's dad.
It ain't.
But that don't necessarily.
He has a track record of going through this, maybe not
to this degree, with somebody's dad.
I was on Kyrie's dad sign last time they did this.
Me too.
When niggas had to step to him and say,
hey, the people that raised you raised him
and out of respect for us,
when you talk about us, you talk about, like-
When you talk about him, you talk about us.
They've had to check Stephen A a few times
behind the scenes over how you are handling
the children of dads that you know, dads that you're seeing.
It ain't just Kyrie, it ain't just, it's a reoccurring thing.
Are you saying that Stephen A is more professional
or should be more professional than having to take
the routes that he's taken when speaking
or approaching the topic?
Are you saying that you should be more,
I think that-
You should be clever enough to approach the topic
in a different way than taking these baby-
Yes and no, Stephen A is him in his field. Don't ever misconstrue what I'm saying. He's him in his field amazing
He's also him at a company and you have to know when your company is now moving in a different directions
like when the NBA hired our analytics people and
They started listening to the analytics people a little more than the basketball people the same thing
You could tell if you got eyes
And the brain is happening ESPN where they rather show you as a meme going around where they rather show you
Steven they speak to Kai Sanat about who's better LeBron and Jordan everything is cowboy cowboy like there
There are no real conversations about Houston's 10-game winning streak the turnaround that Detroit has had like there's so many dope stories to have
That's not what ESPN is you. ESPN is doing content clickbaity
headline and when you do that you're gonna you're gonna find your
people to fucking harp on. I've done it before. I've done it before.
So some of those people Jason Tatum I don't think Jason Tatum
deserved none of that shit
that they did, but that was the hot story with Steve Kerr and the dream team.
Brawny, I don't think he deserved any of that, but that's the hot story.
There's a bunch of these stories.
My God, I'm listening.
So yeah, when these go out, if we see each other and know each other, back to my J-Wan
working here point, right?
Like when I called you and said, Hey, that conversation, yeah, it was cool on some pod shit,
but when we know somebody's dad.
You did, yes.
Right?
Like it's just like a respect thing
when you know and see a dad.
Yes.
That's my only point is, and they just keep it going.
I don't agree with either of them are going about it.
There are portions of that LeBron, Pat McAfee shit
where I thought they sounded nuts.
I think Joe agrees with my point.
No, but I'm surprised at you because-
I think from an analytic standpoint, ESPN welcomes this.
Dog, ESPN, your great point that you made,
Detroit is killing, Houston is killing,
some of the under lower market teams, they're killing.
You know who ESPN pushed?
The Lakers, the Cowboys, and the Yankees.
Yep.
Right, we not talking up here now as sport journalists
about the parody that's going on in the NBA, how any team in the West could be any team in the West?
We don't care about that. We care about the Lakers the Yankees and the Cowboys. So I think that we
The company so I think that this shit with LeBron James and Stephen A Smith is a gold
Is a fucking platinum mine not gold. Yeah, it's a platinum mine
I don't think that they looking at that
with no level of disgust.
I was never looking, I was never trying to say
that that's how ESPN was looking at it.
Oh, you said ESPN is looking at it
like they going move or shit.
But you usually on the opposite side of anything.
They could though.
You usually on the opposite side of anything clickbaity.
Right, they just going down a clickbaity route.
You usually on the opposite side of that.
Yeah, so to hear that
Understand this is not about me personally. I'm having an objective conversation I'm saying that I see both sides of this particular equation
I don't think me personally that Stephen A Smith was way way out of line and what he said, okay
You know, I looked at that Kyrie shit way worse than I look at this. Y'all know how I felt about Kyrie
I thought the Kyrie shit was disgusting.
I looked at the Kyrie shit way, way worse
than how I looked at what he said about Brian.
How do you approach a situation like that?
If your son is in the NBA,
and he's there and he's doing whatever he's doing,
and this is my job to speak about the NBA,
and the Lakers, and assess talent,
how do you think Steve and they should approach that?
Not personally, I'll answer. I don't think he do you think Stephen A should approach that? Not personally. I'll answer.
I don't think I would.
He approached that if I'm getting this directly from Stephen A's mouth pause.
Any player that's in their first three to four years, we shouldn't be talking
about it all because there's an understanding from the people that cover
the game that these people are developing.
These people just got here.
They're getting a feel for the game, they've never played it.
We shouldn't be covering any of them to the extent that we cover anybody else.
I disagree.
In year...
But go ahead.
That's fine.
Go ahead, listen.
Now in year three and four and five, we can look up and say, hey, this person was drafted here,
this is the production we're getting in us to have to talk.
They don't adhere to that at all.
Nobody does. They do adhere to that though. No, They don't adhere to that at all. Nobody does.
They do adhere to that though.
No they don't.
No they don't, Joe.
What player from last year's draft
is being critiqued in that manner?
You said three to four years.
You said we shouldn't talk about it.
What player from the year before that
is being critiqued?
Three to four years.
Are we talking about only basketball?
Yes, I'm talking about basketball.
I'm going to give you some people.
John Morant in his second year in the NBA
was getting critiqued.
Anthony Edwards in his second year in the NBA
was getting critiqued.
All of the- Ied. All of the-
I disagree.
All of the higher level kids,
or not kids, because I don't want to call them kids.
All of the higher level players that get drafted high,
get critiqued.
With high expectation on them, get critiqued, bro.
I'm clear that me and you stand on different sides of this.
Anthony Edwards was the number three pick in the draft.
He was number one pick in the draft.
But keep going.
I don't know if he was number one.
And I'm not fact checking right now.
Either way, one, three, same shit.
And I still don't think niggas looked at him a certain way
for a little while.
John Marant was handed the keys to not only the franchise,
but the whole fucking league in year two and three.
So I just disagree with that.
I don't see where players, if you say, see you special,
they treat you special
But the other players they're allowed time to fucking develop some they even made up a whole league for these players to develop dog
some players come into the league with a lot of
It is no 55th pick that that's ever happened to you moving to go post now
But I'm not trying I can address it not trying to listen to this nobody at the 55th pick has had the scrutiny that
I can address it. I'm not trying to.
Listen to this, nobody at the 55th pick
has had the scrutiny that
Agreed, correct.
Brownie.
Brownie has.
Cool.
Correct.
Let's stay here and we're going to make everything relative.
One, no 55th pick can tell you,
yo, I'm not working out for you.
No 55th pick is going to come into the league
and get a guaranteed four year, eight million dollar deal
and they go into the G.
That's capped.
There are other players picked in the 50s that have a four-year deal coming out the gate
Yeah, who?
Cool let me keep moving forward look mom they exist. I don't know of them, but number three what happened with Bronte again
It's a gift and a curse and you got to live with the gift and the curse
My father has laid his blood sweat and tears down in this league.
I don't give a fuck if I don't belong here or not.
Lebronny averaged four points a game in college.
So people are looking at that like, yo, he's not deserving.
It's not Antoine's assessment.
I'm talking about an overall assessment.
They're looking at it like, yo, dog, if you were not Lebron James' son, you wouldn't be
here.
So that's gonna have a certain level of scrutiny.
If he averaged 17 or 20 points in college,
nobody would've said a fucking thing.
He averaged four points a game in college.
He had a heart issue.
He had a heart attack in college.
Listen, my call to be finished.
He had a heart issue in college.
Tell it, don't tell me.
There are a couple players.
It says Tyler Colick, the Knicks,
signed to a record-breaking contract
for a second round pick, 6.6 million in guaranteed money.
Other examples are of second round picks
who got guaranteed contracts, Maxwell Lewis and Denver,
last name Pickett, he don't have his first name.
But there are players that have, in the late second round,
gotten guaranteed contracts.
The first year, gotcha.
I'm staying correct.
50th pick and beyond.
But what I'm saying is, all of those things
from somebody that averaged four points a game in college
that didn't work out for no pro teams and all of that shit,
now you looking at it from a favoritism standpoint,
you're gonna get scrutinized is all I'm saying.
And when you say that, I, for me, I think.
And the heart attack thing lends to the other scrutinize,
it's not me.
It lends to that, like yo fam, you shouldn't be here
if those things stay in college another year
and get your game up and then come.
I think there are a lot of components
to this conversation and it is very nuanced.
But for me, all of that is word soup
when it gets to how a father decides to father.
Got it.
Like there's valid points made on both sides
of the Brownie argument, so I don't want to continue
to rehash them all.
But if you come in here with some shit that you laid down on earth on some father
shit I'm rolling with how whatever the fuck that is cool I would not want my son to be
fucking treated a different way by the earth because of things that his dad did in his
career. Now maybe it's not like that's's not life. That's not real. It goes the other way
a lot. Okay, but in the event did you see that happening as a dad, you're jumping in
that. You're jumping in. But the other side, we go on this because niggas get favoritism
based off of who they pops is all the time and that's okay. Like you got gotta take both sides of that court.
Yeah.
Not if you the dad.
No, no.
Not if you watching somebody that you love.
You don't look at somebody that you love and say, oh, take both sides.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying if you the dad.
I'm just saying this is real life we talking about.
Listen, and listen, we kicking past the coverage.
One of the best basketball players in the world went to one of the
biggest media spots in Indiana and kicked it and kicked the back end of one
of the biggest media people in the world. Yeah.
And threw a couple of shots in the meantime. Yeah. Yo,
he fired at Brian Winters. He said, yo,
Brian Winters is running around acting like my best friend.
Nigga's a weirdo. Excuse me. It's a weird my girl.
And that nigga's a weird. It's a weirdo. Excuse me It's aware my girl but and I think it's a weirdo been a weirdo That's just weird all these sports niggas is weirdos this big
there's a big divide going on between the athletes and
The commentators that they're taking the jobs from the athletes are starting to get a voice
And I'm starting to get the athletes are starting to get eyes and look at what the fuck Tom Brady is being paid by CBS
And what the fuck the Kelsey brothers is being paid by CBS and what the fuck
the Kelsey brothers is being paid by Amazon.
And they're getting a voice.
The athletes got brains and eyes,
and we might have got robbed in our career,
but now we see the second window, and we going to get to it.
So you know what that mean?
Fuck the, hey, fuck the Elliott Wilsons
of the basketball world.
That's what's happening.
I think that's for some. Shout out to Elliott Wilson. No, I think. Just use the as an what's happening. I think that's the sound.
I think that's the sound to Elliot Wilson.
No, I think.
Just use the as an example.
No, I think that's true for some.
I think some of the other ones is
this shit has been going on forever.
We never was able to respond when such and such
would write a shitty article about us back in the day.
Now we have a voice and our voice is being heard.
So now we could contest some of that shit.
That's what I look at it as.
Like, yo, dog, I remember that art. Them nigg some of that shit. That's what I look at it as like, yo dog,
I remember that art, them niggas take that shit personally.
I remember you wrote an article about me two years ago
and you said all of this shit and I remember it
so now it's up for you.
That's the other part of the LeBron shit
that he addressed on Pat McAfee.
You say, yeah, the conversation is about him and Brawny.
I mean about Brawny, but this is about how you can
and can't speak about players and the game that we love y'all have killed this shit
so yeah, we can talk about Brawny, but
Is that the best and most effective way to talk about the game that each one of us loved the way y'all have handled it in
recent years have us in this spot and it's shitty and as the leader of player voices and
The league and I'm about to get my own team,
there's nobody else equipped to say this but me.
But we're not gonna have the conversation
because we're talking about my son.
But we have a problem with how y'all speak to all players.
He referenced the Philadelphia beat writer
that came in the locker room and said that shit
about Joellen B's brother that lost his life.
Like, he's having deep conversations up there.
And I agree with all of that.
Some of that is really, really, really important.
Some of it is petty bullshit.
Nah.
But some of it is really important.
Yeah.
He's right in that.
He's getting his shit off in his face.
And that's what I said, y'all, he's a thousand percent
right in that.
And I think now that these niggas got their own voice,
I make mad money, I don't give a fuck no more.
I make $400 million, I can say what I want.
Where's the nigga I was making 1.5?
They had to eat that.
It came along with the game. You know what I'm saying? Now I can address some of want, whereas the nigga I was making 1.5, they had to eat that. It came along with the game.
You know what I'm saying?
Now I can address some of you motherfuckers
because I'm seeing y'all personally.
You know what I mean?
It's the same writers.
It's the same writers all the time.
And now some of you sport reporter niggas is the ops
if I'm clutch and I represent the athlete podcasters
that are going to go try to get the big bag
from all the companies that y'all are getting it for.
They fighting over different shit than they saying.
Yeah, true.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
Because if you clutch and you getting ad money,
you could really, it's Drake.
Yeah, I'm going up there to piss Draymond Green
for everything y'all pitching Steve and A4.
I'm going to piss Draymond.
True, true.
It's a different conversation now.
They taking the power.
It's deep and it's fun.
They taking the power.
They taking the power.
It is deep and it's fun to watch.
It is. They taking the power. There's deep and it's fun. They taking the power. They taking the power. It is deep and it's fun to watch. It is.
There's a real intricate chess game being played
behind the scenes.
In front of us.
For sure.
True.
That's what I got.
Shout out to all parties.
I agree with you.
Shout out to all parties.
Yes sir.
I agree.
What else do we need to give our opinion on?
What else do we need to,
the YG record?
Unless y'all wanna go somewhere else,
I'm totally fine with that.
You can play. Yeah. Yeah, we can go there.
Hey, brand new YG up in my phone.
It's called 2004, that's the name of the song.
Let's see, let me get right to it, bong. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
You said it has a really peculiar opening line.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Hey, little Dre bop.
Brand new YG.
2004.
Very Dre. Nate Dogg would be right there
Nate Dogg would have been right there
When I was young I got raped
By a bitch twice my age
Picked me up from school to meet her hers and got laid
Since that day I never looked at shit the same
Fucked up in the brain
Pussy what I blame
Cried so you know why I like chicken wangs My life is insane Since that day I never looked at shit the same Fucked up in the brain, pussy what I blame
Cry so you know why I like chicken wings
My life is insane, like I'm from Baby Gang
I'm supposed to change with all this fucked up shit I sang
Fucked up, yeah I know, fucked up in some more
I'm so used to fucked up I get fucked up at the show
Fucked up, yeah I know, how fucked up could it go?
Nipsey left me like how big he left home Whoa, it's slim goddess lifestyle telling myself. I'll be a I go
I'm letting this play days This is super hard, keep it, you love that rhyme
Who are taking your age
All bad
Why you had to hurt me
Wait a minute
Okay now I'm back when I wasn't juvie and shit
Got used for the dick, I ain't even know what to do with the bitch
Confused a bit, her niece I went to school with the bitch my screws loose who got the tools to fix
So I went to the homies and we talked about it. They thought exotic that was they only thought somebody dick hard cuz the coast
She stripped all about it hit the top from them
Let's pause it and at least have some conversation. Okay, that's just tough
I wanted to fast forward to the last verse where he gets into, I was 14 years old
when I got my dick sucked, 14 years old
when I used my dick when she did this and yada yada yada.
We'll get to it.
First thoughts.
First thoughts, first thoughts on this.
Super fire.
Best YG record I've heard in a really long time,
but I like YG.
Same, huge YG fan.
I'm not mad at it.
It's a different, he's getting into like a trauma bag.
I've never heard introspective.
Yeah, introspective.
Not this level of introspective.
Yeah, he's, you know, I lost my homies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I'm dealing with losses,
but this is different.
Yeah.
Maturity.
Yeah.
You know, that sounds like therapy. Growth, growth. That's what I went through. Because a lot of times the real issue is dudes don't even realize that they were
assaulted. Assaulted. Right. That's the underlying issue right there.
So that's what he got into. He started talking about how hey I didn't realize that because I
liked it. Like I had a blast. We kept doing it, I knew her niece.
But as I got older, I realized yada yada yada yada yada.
So listen.
That's deep.
Not only is the song super, super, super hard,
once you get past the abrasiveness of the first line
and start listening to it, what a deep concept record.
This is a fly away, I think, to have that conversation.
Because I joke all the time with,
and maybe we shouldn't, but with the guys
that have lost their virginity that way, like,
yo dog, you was that same.
And they be like, nah, nigga.
He talks about how he talked about it with the homies.
Right.
And the homies was like, nigga, that's some fly shit.
That's how we really look at it.
That's how we look at it.
Yo, you fucking Miss Brenda? Yeah, we don't look at that. With the fat ass, oh shit. Like, yo, that's some fly shit. That's how we really look at it. That's how we look at it. Yo, you fuckin' Miss Brenda?
Yeah, we don't look at that.
With the fact that, oh shit, like, yo,
that's how we look at it.
As young guys, we always had a fantasy to fuck
with the older women anyway.
When we was in our teenage years,
you fantasizing the guidance counselor or the teacher
or whomever the case may be,
we look at it like it's some fly shit.
You not looking at it like this older woman
mentally manipulated you.
You know what I'm saying? We not looking at it like that. Or she could've potentially took your innocence. We not looking at it like this older woman mentally manipulated you. You know what I'm saying? We not looking at it like that.
Or she could have potentially took your innocence.
We not looking at it like that.
And something else we never really talk about
is a lot of times, I know what happened to me,
I know what happened to my brother
and a bunch of other younger ones.
Your mom's friends be saying things that's not.
Oh yeah, you can get it off with the boys.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, he's so, you're gonna be my boyfriend.
And instead of talking, it sounds kiki ha ha ha but that's some that's some fuck
And it's sitting your mind that oh, I should like the older chick because she like me
It's not wrong. I gotta change our way of thinking
I just think like completely the way the way that we think is we got to change it completely
But that goes into the double standard shit like yo, yo, my girl, I can talk, my girl's son, he 24, 25.
But he's mad.
Like, women be like, yo, he's so attractive.
Like, he need to be in movies and magazines
and all that shit, right?
Yo, your friends be like, girl, if that wasn't your son, girl.
Like, they say all of that shit.
You can't say that to a girl.
Right.
You know what I mean? Like, yo, dog, if that wasn't your daughter, bop. You can't say that to a girl. Right.
You know what I mean?
Like yo dog, if that wasn't your daughter, bop.
You know what I'm saying?
You get stolen.
So I just think how the world views the shit is differently.
You know what I mean?
Like yo, a 19 year old dude cut up abs and all that shit.
The older women can fantasize about it.
Huh?
Like what a nice body you saying?
Like, what's my...
No, we know, we know.
You know what I'm saying?
Like yo, the women always say it and they don't look at it like nothing. At all. You know what I'm saying? The women always say it and they don't look at it
like nothing at all.
You know what I'm saying?
But if it's a 19 year old girl
and these 40 year old niggas is like, man,
we get looked at like creep, you know what I'm saying?
It's just how we view the shit in society.
I just think this is a super hard way
to have the conversation.
A male conversation.
For people.
Yes, I agree.
For men that have a shit experience.
I agree.
Thousand percent.
And again, as long as it's on, I'ma let it play.
Yeah, shit is fire fire.
Okay, why's my shit not playing on one?
Yeah, it's me.
Bum ass Waffle.
All right now.
Careful.
You're just an awful.
Now that, yeah that's when I bust my first nut.
Young nigga with his dick all in a grown up. With the shit seen real quick, how I grow up Got ticket bandage up and I like to sew up
Y'all call that sex abuse shit I just thought she was doing some cool shit
If I woulda told mama bout the news shit The bitch probably woulda been up on the news clip
They tell me don't worry They asking me if I'm on a news clip, they tell me don't worry They ask me if I'm okay
I'm not the worst guy, it's like shit crazy
Who are bad young k's, oh baby
Why you had to hurt me
So just thank me for the next time you start asking Hey 14 years old, I got my dicks up at 14 years old I got my dick fucked, the hoe was 30 years old
And I never told, it was day in the niece
When this happened, it was sweat on my soul
Mm, mm, mm
Yeesh
That's how it go
This is a real serious subject
That's crazy
So you gotta be serious about it
We gotta change up our fingers
But we gotta make dude rape sound more undesirable
Like that That's the big part That's the big part 14 years old, got my dicks up We gotta make dude rape sound more undesirable
We gotta talk about the downside and the bad side of it. It's our way of thinking, yo. Like you might look. I'm hoping that he got to that later in the verse,
but maybe he didn't.
Nah, we need Kendrick to do it.
Even the older guys in the neighborhood,
they'll big you up if you fuck some older.
You know what I'm saying?
Yo, yeah, word.
Like that was a thing.
That was an accolade, you know what I mean?
Now, as you get older.
That shit is a stack.
You know, you just gotta change this warped way of thinking.
And how tall was he at 14?
I don't know. let me tell you something.
It's irrelevant, I know.
Yo, Doug. Bad time for a joke.
Sorry, trying to lighten the mood.
It's a whole genre of porn.
I gotta see this. Oh shit, it is?
Yo, Doug, fucking the older lady is a genre of porn?
Milfhunter. Milf.
Yeah, where you think that came from mama like the fuck
I know you know I'm saying like yo
Yo, shout to all victims out there again shout to YG for being this bold. This is a really bold
song a bold opening line
Shout out to the team in the studio
That's your kids are the big oh my
First line to it in there rolling up. Yeah, you sure you won't say this. I'd have loved it. I know, when that shit came through the bigs, they're like. Oh my lord, I'd have loved it if it had been in that control room. He said pause after the first line too,
sitting there rolling up.
Are you sure you wanna say this?
I'd have been like, yo, we recording.
Yo, big dog.
Yo, the verse supposed to start right there.
He like, nah, that's the verse.
I'm like, oh shit.
When I was young, I got R'd.
I wanna hear what the other versions are.
Somebody had to talk him into just being this strong.
The other version he tried to do it on the low. I got R-word.
They was like, no, you really got to tap into that. Come on, YG. Tap into that dark deep. That pain. She took it.
What pain you got from fucking 30? All right, come on.
See?
I'm part of the problem.
You're part of the problem.
And he said what pain he got.
And when you was younger, you shot for the older women, too.
Look at your man.
Look at your man.
Look at unempathetic Andy over here.
We're not looking at Corey.
Fuck outta here.
We're not looking at Corey.
And our heart goes out to YG again.
It's a strong heart goes out to victims
and guys that have got raped.
I tell my girl this fucking girl raped me.
She wasn't buying that shit.
I wasn't 14 but she didn't buy it at all.
She ain't gonna buy it.
I wouldn't have bought it neither if I was her.
That's fucked up.
That's part of the problem.
Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. Right back to the record. Right there. That's part of the problem. It's kind of fucked up. Right back to the record.
Right there.
It's cool. It's a conversation we got.
Come on now, you invited that girl in to fucking watch the Eagles game, man.
She started hitting that Tinder spot on your Tinder love. Tinder love.
So I'm making your body react a certain way when you're new better and your mind body, spirit and soul.
And you gave her a force MD since you put a mouth down there. Here's you pull the
Right there right there Alright man. Don't put that right now. Take that red light off me. That's your man. That's your man.
Then it turns, why you doing this to me?
God.
No yes.
That's your man.
That's your man.
Yo, that's your man.
No yes.
That's your boy right there, yo.
Tell you.
Niggas be, man.
Why you doing this to me?
That's your man.
That's your man.
That's your man.
That's your man.
That's your man.
That's your man.
That's your man. That's your man. That's your man. That's your man. That's your man, no yes. No yes. That's your boy right there, yo.
Yeah.
Tell you.
Niggas be, man.
Why you, oh no.
How you do that?
Yeah, she on.
What's your jaw skin made out of?
Get off of me.
Please.
Oh man.
Please stop.
Yo, please stop doing, please stop. Please stop. Please stop. Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop.
Please stop. Please stop. Please want you to. No, stop.
Get off.
Y'all, I was trying to grab her hair.
Get off of me.
No, no.
Why are you doing this to me?
Ah, fuck it.
That's the eventual.
No, don't stop. Go to, I mean, no stop, don't go to no don't stop.
I have to let you do this to get you off of me.
That's the only way I could end.
There, you happy?
Yeah.
You got what you came for.
Shout out to YG, man.
Oh, we're the victors.
Oh, we're terrible, man.
I apologize, man.
Oh my lord.
All right, is there anything else we gotta get to?
We just go from this nigga on the couch
doing all type of motions.
Yo, yo, yo, y'all good?
Yo, this nigga's crazy.
Yo, you're a sicko.
You're a real sicko.
So was I'm off.
Yeah, you was off.
I tried to handle the subject seriously.
You tried.
Is that what you did?
No, he did it for a good portion.
I'm proud that you jumped out.
Off the subject.
Yeah, I'm proud of you.
Proud of you, dawg.
And he was.
Yo, what was your biggest age differential?
I think I said he was 14, she was 30.
That's crazy.
Well I wasn't fucking at 14.
No I'm just saying that's a 16 year gap.
Yeah.
22 years?
God damn. Oh you was raped. No No I was an adult though. Still. She still mentally
with him? Still. She got you boy. She got you gang. Yeah I was 22 she was 44. My biggest
age gap now when I was in high school and the older joints would come to bring me food
and shit I was just dangling dick. I wasn't fucking them.
My biggest, man, it wasn't that much.
Eight years, nine years.
Yeah, but it's probably 10, 12.
Yeah, I think I'm probably like 15.
It wasn't nothing too crazy.
I think I'm like 15.
It was an old joint.
Yeah, she was old.
She had that spanky too.
It's tough being our age now where you can knock down
the mom and the daughter.
See, even that, you can't say that mom and the daughter. And the daughter. Yeah.
See, even that, you can't say that.
The women be on Instagram, you better stop playing me
because I could fuck you or your father.
Or I could fuck you or your son.
The women will say that shit on IG.
I don't know, man, I said it to you a couple of times.
We can't say that, Josh.
Shit, cool.
You see some of these moms.
I seen them.
Now you can't say about the daughter.
I don't understand what you're saying.
That's what I'm saying. Oh, I'm thinking about the mom.
That's what I'm saying.
No, no, no, mom got it.
Mom is our age.
You're old enough to,
I get it.
For this to apply.
I had to say you would.
We can't say that.
We just sat here respectfully.
We just sat here and was talking about the young lady.
Was it Ari Mollins?
It's Carisha Mollins.
Carisha Mollins, good.
I was confused.
Carisha Mollins was great.
We just sat there and talked about her.
Carisha Mollins was great.
Shout out to Carisha Mollins. Shout out to Carisha mom.
Shout out to Carisha mom. And respectfully. I'm not respectfully of course. Yeah like yo dog the lady could be 50.
You're saying somebody looks great is respectful by the way. It is.
The respectfully part makes it gives it like a hint of disrespect.
Well no, because it could easily go to y'all and tear that shit up. Exactly. That would be disrespectful.
She looks great.
If all you're saying is she looks great, then-
That's respectful.
That's respectful.
You know, it goes-
Some people don't take that into consideration.
You can't dictate it.
She doesn't look good, though.
They could take it as disrespectful.
She doesn't look good.
Yeah.
Oh, please, do you see what the girls said
when Sweetie's dad got leaked?
I did.
Please.
The girls can't say it, they ish.
They had a field day with Sweetie's dad.
That's how I'm up.
Yes.
Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on,
moving on, moving on, moving on.
Anything else that we need to get to?
Will Smith dropped his album.
Will Smith dropped his album.
We did not cover it.
I listened to a little bit of it
and then it got really, really like gospel rap.
Yep. And gospel rap. That's where rap and that's my problem with gospel rap.
It's funny because I listened to like five percent of it was like would be my
favorite genre, but gospel rap be like, yo, we about to turn up.
It's a Friday at the church.
But then he lost me like
realistic exact same take, bro.
I listened to the Will album.
I think it was about track seven or eight
where it just went too far, and I was like,
all right, I had to cut it off.
Just be cool with the gospel shit.
Like, slip it in cool, pause.
Nah, he had a couple records was up there that was all right.
The production was fine.
There is a couple good records under.
From my ear, it sound like Big Sean wrote a lot of this. Oh yeah I didn't I
would like from track I think two well two is a skit no two is a track three is
a skit but like two four and five I just listened to them and I could hear Big
Sean's voice actually spitting these lines but I mean again good music is
good music yeah whatever but then it don't care what it is.
But then it just got a little too gospel-y.
I don't even know how the album ends
because it's just too much positivity and gospel.
I had to.
Too much positivity.
Yeah, I don't want to hear all that positivity in my rap.
I have not heard the project.
But salute to Will.
Yeah, for sure.
I heard his dope.
I am going to listen to it.
And another thing that stood out to me is
Will's cursing on his rap.
Oh, was he? Yeah. I didn't hear no curses. He's cursing his rap cursing in the intro the skits like cursed Oscar man
He did the fight he talked but you know Will Smith was
Curse and he'll curse him. Yeah, that was his whole thing. It was not cursing in his music
You can't think of no Will Smith's raps back in the day that he was cursing it
Yeah, but that's when we ain't really know Will Smith
And that was before Will Smith was well. He didn't know Will Smith wasn't cursing in the house.
I know that.
I don't know what brand of white shirt he had on
in that Gillian Wallow interview,
but that nigga just looked rich.
That's what I'm saying.
Now I'm a curse.
Rich, rich, bro.
If I'm rich, rich like this, I'm gonna curse.
Man, my collar just sit up like that.
That nigga shit just looked wealthy, yo.
Skin glowing.
But nah, I heard this project is hot.
I ain't listened to it yet though, but I heard it's hot.
I'ma check it out.
I support the older Rappers Droppin' albums now.
Yeah, me too.
I do.
I love it even more.
It seemed like they doing it with more freedom.
Yeah, it looked happy.
You don't need the money.
It ain't that.
It's no pressure.
I loved seeing him and Gilly do that verse.
Yes.
The MC Lay album last year was not bad, yo.
Him and Gilly doing that shit, that shit was dope.
I remember them dumbass lyrics, too.
Ain't no pressure, yo.
Yeah.
You doing it as a, like a, I'm not trying to make money.
A hobby project, a love project.
I don't need the money.
LL didn't need the money.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Nas don't need the money.
It's niggas who doing it for the love.
I can really rap for the love. I'm not chasing no trend. I get to be the money right. You know I don't need the money to like this is niggas who don't want it for the love can really rap for the love. I'm not
chasing no trend. I get to be me comfortable and this is what I want to
say.
None of y'all can steer me and make me make me be something out there to sell
a record. The ending did anything else happen to music
that we need to get to just see Reyes drop. I'm a huge fan.
I love you Reyes too.
It's fire.
It's fire, I have no deep dive yet
because I don't listen to it one time on the phone
first thing in the morning.
Jesse Reyes' albums normally be fire.
They do.
Her last album was super duper fire.
This one, it's early, it's too early, I don't want to say.
I'm going to go check it out.
It sounded good.
I didn't even know she dropped, I'm going to check it out.
It didn't sound as good as the last one
but it was one listen so.
Got it, got it, got it.
All right, so that is it in music.
What else is there?
What else is there?
What does that say about Sexy Red right there?
Sexy Red's kid's grandmother is suing her
because she said Sexy Red sent fans
to her house to attack her.
So it's the child's father's mom.
And she's like, I know you and Beef with my son.
I've tried to get in and help squash that.
But she allegedly posted a picture
of the mom's house on Facebook
and told the fans they should kick her door in.
All alleged, but she's suing.
She said she's trying to move.
She can't find some place that's
suitable housing in her financial range,
so she's suing her for five.
So now you making me move, you gotta pay for me
to move into a better neighborhood
because I can't afford nothing.
You got it.
I'm here for Doc's lawsuits.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't Doc somebody.
Oh boy, that we talked about, they done doxed him and got him evicted.
The dude that was doing the video that the muscle bound.
Ashton.
I don't know his name.
His name is Ashton.
I just told you his name.
Salute.
He's not homophobic to know his name.
I didn't say anything about homophobic.
His name is Ashton.
Nothing about homophobic.
I just don't know his name.
You look like you didn't want to learn it, neither.
I thought I told you you still wouldn't say it.
There's a lot of names that I don't learn.
I don't pay attention to them.
Say his name. His name is Ashton. Sal don't learn. I don't pay attention to them.
Say his name.
Salute to Mr. Ashton.
But his name is Ashton.
Salute to him.
But yeah, there's another one.
Salute to Mr. Ashton.
All kind of shit.
Yeah, salute to him.
All that Doxton people shit is corny.
They said he got kicked out of his little $12,000 month
home out there in Brickell or somewhere.
Ashton, I don't know that to be true. I
just seen it on the internet. I didn't fact-check it. The lie was more fun.
Have he got kicked out a $12,000 apartment? Right when he got
internet famous? He be alright. He land out. Take his little real money and... Yeah, I can't see your eyes. Put those glasses on.
I'm chillin'.
I'm just taking your word from my brother.
You in real estate, I'm not.
12,000 a month?
I ain't gotta be in real estate to know he all right.
Oh, if he was able to get a 12,000 a month.
If he could afford $12,000 a month,
he could go somewhere else.
Yeah, he might have to be nine, but it'll be all right.
Some other shit on Biscayne Bay he could get, he all right.
Let's see, we gotta keep our eyes on the matter. We got to see how young Ashton fairs.
That's true.
That's true.
How he bounces back.
Saratoga will help him out.
That's the shit.
He made Saratoga all that money.
It ain't about the cut of the red candy back to him.
Not a penny.
Thanks, Ashton.
Kid Rocks, buddy.
Let's see.
What else?
What else?
I think that's everything that is important.
I want to sign whatever petition there is out there that lets our legends go be legends and not have to get up and go to work and ruin their entire legacy,
continuing trying to work when you're 90 years old.
I went to go see Alto Nights,
where Robert De Niro is playing the lead, the both lead roles.
This is a gangster movie.
It's the whole Genovese, Calderon, yada, yada, yada.
Gotcha.
The Genovese family.
Whatever family.
You said Calderon?
I don't fucking know.
It's a whole bunch of, it's a mom story
involving all of the bosses.
The five families.
Yeah, all of the bosses in fucking New York City
and what was going on back then
and the story of how one of them shot the other one
and they was best friends growing up.
But De Niro's playing the role of both crime bosses.
Really?
Yeah, which sounds really, really, really, really intriguing.
Took all the money.
Until you go see it.
See, that's all I said. Took all the money. De Niro's just taking all the money from the see it see that's all I said took all the Nero's
Just taking all the money from the car. That's all I heard when you said that and then De Niro name
Carrying up wait to where you tell me he's doing that I'm gonna see I am going a mob movie and I'm playing to Robert
De Niro mob movie no greater. What we talking about
Yeah, and the director is like 90 years old
so I thought they was gonna get into just the spirit of
Back then and if you tell me that one person is playing two roles
I think that the script to this movie is phenomenal. I gotta see it. Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't any of that
It wasn't it wasn't any of that. What's the name of an alto what alto nights alto nights in theaters or in theaters in theaters?
I went to the actual movie to see this
I fucking drove myself cuz my fucking driver wanted to be on vacation,
parked on the street.
Them bitch ass niggas got a one hour meter on the street.
Nigga, the movie, what the fuck is the point
of a one hour meter at the movie theater?
We want you not to park on the street.
We want you to spend the money
to park in the thing across the street.
Boy, they want me to keep spending money re-upping
in the little parking meter app every hour
while I'm in the movie theater.
You know, dog, if you don't get the fuck out of my face. That's the game now. I hate it here.
Well I ain't just parked car street. Are you scared they're gonna catch you on the walkout?
I was afraid. You gotta walk back to the car. Honestly I was scared. I would have never been
able to admit that if you wasn't here in my front door for over 20 years. I was scared. They sit
right there in the cut waiting. I was afraid. We gonna see who come out and get in here.
Yeah, I thought that.
If I parked over there and had to take the walk,
then one, I wouldn't have made it safely.
Make it tricky.
Two, they might have taken all my belongings,
my watch, anything I had on.
Three, I was in front of my girl.
Wouldn't want to put her in a harmful situation.
Never.
She would have to look at me.
Differently.
Differently after I gave up all my stuff.
Then she really wouldn't go home because she'll be infantic they had a protector
yeah cuz I wouldn't get home cuz I wouldn't just gave it up smooth
yeah she might have left she might have left oh this one I would have gave it up
emphatically to oh facts I got a hurry I'd hurry it up so no one got her you
didn't even see I had this one on here listen and and I want to let the audience
know if somebody catches you slipping and they run up on you with that thing
You got give it up. It's not worth your life, man
So stupid it's not
It is I don't
Know it's not worth your life man. Give it up
And if you happen to get a glimpse of them down 1-800 is a tip stop
Here's a tip I can give you.
Yo, what is he, yo, I don't know.
That's the best conversion.
Ever.
That's the best conversion in the world.
It's the way he started, but I ain't gonna do it
because I fuck with him, but oh man.
They call up 1-800 crime stoppers, man.
See if we can nip this thing in the bud.
Man, he crazy.
My name is Tip, but I'm here to talk to you
about a different type of Tip.
You crazy?
That's funny.
Jesus.
Sorry.
You know where he was at?
I was at a bathroom.
Long time, though.
I used to pull that move in Sears.
I was eating chips.
I used to pull that move when I worked at Sears.
I was eating chips.
I was on a phone call, an important one,
and I was uploading something.
Tell the people.
You was there for a while, though.
Flip. About six minutes. Tell the people. You were there for a while though. Flip.
About six minutes.
Tell the people.
Oh no.
If they get the drop on you, give it up smooth.
Oh you trying to make it hard for me?
You trying to, hey yo.
I'm just saying, you gotta sit here and work.
Stop playing with me.
Stop going in there and playing with your phone.
You can't do that at work.
You want me to play with it on camera?
No, you can't do that.
Oh, what?
I don't want you to play with it on camera.
I was the only one who could get up and get important calls, right? Yes. Watch your fucking mouth, what? I don't want you to play with it on camera. I was the only one who could get up
and get important calls, right?
Yes.
Watch your fucking mouth, nigga.
I've been watching you.
You don't get the same treatment as Mark, nigga.
That's a doctor.
He is, he is, yeah.
That's a whole doctor, nigga.
I'm not treating you the same as him.
Are you crazy?
I need a doctor.
I'm in need.
Oh, bitch, that was a Mark.
Oh, I'm done, I don't have anything else.
I don't have anything.
Let me just check my phone just to be safe,
because I be shooting.
I be writing shit in here.
Why you didn't talk about the kids I saw
about the Pepto-Bismol joint?
You bodied that shit.
I'm with that.
I saw Pepto-Bismol.
I told them I saw it that day.
I tasted that bullshit.
I drank some.
Oh, I only saw that they had the chewables.
I'm like, wait.
I need a liquid.
You only want no Pepto chewables.
I got some Pepto chewables. Praise. I need the liquid. I'm like, wait. I need a liquid. You only want no Pepto chewables. I got some Pepto chewables.
Praise.
When I was a kid, I didn't know nothing.
I want you, but in the bag, when you're moving around,
it's nice to have the chewables.
Give me the liquid.
We ain't know nothing about Pepto.
We had the pink, strong shit.
Me too.
We drank that shit by the mouth.
And chewables is the truth.
The chewables is the truth.
You can't keep the bottle in your bag.
They got the little ones.
It's like 15 years ago.
Me and Joe was in a club. And I was taking some Patron shots, you know, I'm gonna drink you man
I should have my stomach doing the crazy motherfucking running man and cabbage patch all that shit that club with the two floor
Show something right?
Why you drinking in the show palette there was a new
No, they get naked at show palace. No, I'm sure 50th and right there in times square,
like 50th and seven, 50th and eight.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Used to be a club right there.
I know what you're talking about.
But yo dog, that nigga had the Pepto chewables
in that bitch.
Yeah.
Instant relief damn near.
You in there with the watery mouth about to throw up.
I'll take it all. I'm eating them shits like tic tac up. Take it all.
I'm eating them shits like tic tacs.
I said it's a good marketing opportunity for you, buddy.
You think a poppin' bar on a Saturday night
is an appropriate place to eat your orange pills?
I wasn't over that, yo.
I'm not gonna hold you.
I couldn't believe you said that.
It's just a question.
You're my man, so I'm not sure.
He's just who he is.
Yeah, I understand.
That is some bougie shit.
Well, maybe we can help you gain understanding.
The bar sells food.
You can eat your food at the bar.
Orange slices are not on the menu at the bar.
The bar doesn't sell oranges.
They don't sell those.
They don't sell oranges.
All right.
They know, all right.
This bar does not sell oranges.
That is not on the menu.
Okay, bars don't sell oranges.
Wait, wait, hold up.
The oranges are for the drinks. True. Youars on the bar. Wait, wait, hold up. The oranges are for the drinks.
Sure. You don't drink. I tip well. Hmm. Debatable. I didn't ask. It ain't debatable. I ain't
asking. You can't say debatable if you didn't see my man tip. He's got a report that I tip
well. He called shorty last time like yo, Ishbeat. It's all right. That's a fact. I
don't remember. Okay. You never remember. The oranges.
This is a cool convenient leaf to get some.
You really forget that thing.
No, alright.
No, alright.
It's cool.
I remember you tipping well.
Fuck you.
It's alright.
The oranges are for the drinks.
It is.
We know that.
You don't drink.
The oranges are for the patrons.
No they're not.
No they're not.
They're for the drinks.
The regular patrons can't say,
yo, what you want ice?
Yo, just let me get some oranges
You can't do enough for the patrons. You're wrong
Just say order a drink that had the lemon the lime and the oranges is for the drinks and the drinks
The orange is a foot of drinks ish
You don't drink. Okay, so they not for you
They're not for you and you said there ain't tough you can't do that. They ain't all of them. You can't do that
I know you guys I hate can privilege, pretty privileged.
Dog, I've done that at spots I don't know the people.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
They eat the peel, you nasty fuck.
Come on.
Let me guess, the citrus killed the germs, right?
Grow up, bro.
No, the citric acid is the nasty part of it,
but it is some healthy part of it.
Yeah, the peel is healthy. Of course it, but not, come on, you gotta wash that shit. Just grow up, bro. No the citric acid is the nasty part of it, but it is some healthy part
Of course it but not come on it's you gotta watch that shit
Okay, when you get your french fries and your chicken nuggets, you don't know what them niggas hands been That's a fact, but I don't eat french fries chicken. There's everywhere. I pick and choose
You eat McDonald's no no you don't eat McDonald's twice a year McDonald's bro twice Which means you eat McDonald's. No, no. You don't eat McDonald's no more? I eat twice a year.
You eat McDonald's, bro.
Twice a year.
I don't eat McDonald's.
Which means you eat McDonald's.
I don't eat.
I don't eat.
Got it, got it.
That's semantic.
Set it up there.
Twice a year.
That means I eat it, I eat it.
All right, cool.
Okay.
You stop eating McDonald's.
But what does that, twice a year I eat some McDonald's.
Man, do you don't, nigga, do you not?
I'm like really on top of my diet
now that I'm trying to lose weight.
Yeah, got it, okay.
It's happening slower than I'm prepared. So prior to the basketball game, how much did you eat McDonald's? I'm really down on myself. my diet now that I'm trying to lose weight. Got it, okay. It's happening slower than I'm a pro.
So prior to the basketball game, how much was you eating McDonald's?
I'm really down on myself.
But what does that have to do?
That is dismissing all of the hands that touch the orange peel that you eat.
What I'm saying is we not going to be picky about the quality or the integrity of the
food when you eating McDonald's, my nigga.
You could be.
You could be, yeah.
Okay.
Well, give me, all right, they can cut the oranges, my nigga.
Why don't you just order a drink?
Because I don't want a drink.
With some orange in it.
Or get a virgin drink.
Or the freshly squeezed orange juice.
Get a virgin drink.
Yeah, that's what I had.
This nigga.
That's what I had.
I told Linda to make some lemonade for me one time
when I went to the spot.
She said, we don't make that here.
Like, come on, I'm your peoples.
Freshly squeezed.
There you go.
Fuck out of here.
This nigga is crazy. This nigga a hater, yo. He's just squeeze. There you go. Fuck out of here.
This nigga's crazy.
This nigga a hater, yo.
He's gonna eat an orange.
He says the nigga that used to drink milk in a strip club.
You can get salmonella one of them shit, nigga.
So you can drink milk in a strip club,
but I can't eat oranges in the bar.
Milk was on the menu.
Issue point, number one, milk was on the menu?
Yes.
Milk was on the menu.
With the cake.
Cake was on the menu?
Yes.
Oh, I ain't used to it.
Why the hell else would they have milk?
You would get food poisoning from me. He think I was getting special treatment getting the milk the hell else would they have milk? You would get food poisoning from me.
He think I was getting special treatment getting the milk.
Why would they not have milk?
No, he just ordered some shit
that everybody else wasn't ordering,
but it was on the menu.
It was on the menu, cake and milk.
There you go.
I didn't know that.
If you can't-
I didn't know milk was on the menu.
But still stop eating pills.
Stop, no nigga.
You're gonna get food poisoning,
salmonella on them shit,
you might fucking wreck out your shingles.
Some old school shit.
You might just get fucking-
The shingles.
You might get fucked up like, it's what happened, I got shingles. Some old school shit. You might just get fucking shingles.
You might get fucked up like,
it's what happened, I got shingles.
Like how?
He said, Salmonella is shingles.
Yo, you are an idiot, yo.
You specials, like.
Off the orange pills.
Word, not no shingles.
All right, we do have a little part of the show here
we haven't done in a while.
My man, Glenn Mitch.
Glenn, what's up?
Glenn, what's poppin'? What's poppin, gang?
Glenn Mitch says, what's up gang? Recently I started watching Extracted on Hulu.
If you haven't seen it, basically you have to survive in the wild while your family watches
and competes to send you supplies. Hunger Games, Hunger Games kind of vibe if you've seen it.
My question, my questions are,
how long do you think you could survive in the wild
and what family members or friends you'd want with you?
Also, it's a competition and the last person standing
gets 250K.
Okay, Glen Mitch, I'll go first.
I'm not doing this for 250K.
Alright, it's on you guys.
I was about to say, I could make 250 not in the woods.
I'm not gonna hold you.
That's bad.
I ain't doing that.
If I had to participate in this.
I don't wanna go to the woods.
I'm going to the woods for 250K.
Yo, y'all niggas is terrible.
If I had to participate in this.
Yo, play into my man's scenario, fam.
I would want JR with me, of course.
For sure.
Ain't no cameras in the woods.
You keep on eating.
Nah, nah, you know JR keep them off of him though.
Oh, true, true, true.
I want JR with me.
And my chances of survival, uh.
Yo, I want you with me until the end.
Cause you'll snake me at the end.
What a whole lot.
I want you.
I want you.
Look, I really, you resourceful,
you think outside the box.
Yo, I want you fucking with me.
And if you turn around,
and you're behind a tree,
shopping in the books.
No, they're gonna shot me with a born arrow from over there.
I don't want you like at the end part.
You know what I'm saying? You know what's fly about me though?
I tell you that that's the plan of mine.
You don't, man.
I would have known.
I do.
Monopoly.
I'm going to work with you.
But at the end, I'm going to try to kill you.
Yes.
I say it.
It's already known.
I think that's assumed if we working together.
Concert, during the game. A lot of niggas don's don't don't yes lot of niggas. Oh, I'm your friend up until
Time to not be if it's just us
If you're the only person standing between me and winning we can't be friends. It's one man standing
It's like squid games, right? If you my man, hey, let's kill all these niggas. But when it's just us now
We all figure it out
And I'm hoping that when we get to like three that third nigga just do it. So I don't gotta do it
I'm gonna hold you. I might help that third nigga. So I
Mean me
Stupid niggas at my dad's fucking birthday kick back at the times year final two teams in the spade tournament
They don't play to the death. They split money bitches I hate I'm happy to I'm
happy to do that on fantasy league a couple years ago no you know we're going
to shop you riches they ain't bitches niggas about money about competition
it's probability that's compete oh I could take half of this pot I'm not
nothing I think man you might think like that Some of these niggas in here was 50 teams.
We gonna split this pot, we going home winners.
Look, I don't know what y'all buying was,
but it was less than what the split is.
I'm down to maybe split money
if it's one other person I'm splitting it with.
Three other people?
Nah, kick rocks.
I wanna battle all y'all.
Also, wait, wait, wait.
The final four teams all set.
Two teams.
Two teams.
Which is four people. Oh yeah, so the championship.
They split the prize money.
Make a play.
Deal the cards.
I ain't mad at that.
Deal the fucking cards.
Let me ask you how much you think it was.
Even if you don't know, give me a ballpark.
What, the money?
Yeah.
It was like a thousand?
What was the buy-in?
$10.
Oh, damn.
$20, something like that?
$50.
$50.
$50 buy-in.
$1,000.
Hey fam.
Just for my numbers there. Deal the cards. I lose $50, $50 buying. $1,000. Hey fam, just for my numbers there.
Deal the cards.
I lose $50, worst case scenario.
Deal the fucking cards.
Or I go on with two-
Hey listen, whatever.
Let's help my man out.
Come on, let's help out Glen Mitch.
Glen Mitch, all right, let me play along.
I'm gonna go, first question,
how long do you think you could survive in the wild?
I could survive for a little bit.
Is it nice in the wild or is this cold wild no no it's the wild
Animals animals it's the wild
I'm lasted long in the wild
Devices I smart without a little tech shit. I smart
From the cubicle when we were I'm shoveling a rope in there. I'm still laying by the green garbage can. He still ain't get up, nigga. He spent the night in there.
He wait for police to come back.
That's your version of the cubicle story.
Yes.
We know you got a story.
I got one in the tub.
That nigga bent over at the water cooler still.
What the fuck you talking about?
He in a fetal position.
That nigga Gene Hackman in the end.
Hey, shit.
Yo, that's it.
Too far.
Too far.
You know they still like, yo, stop. The blogs are saying that nobody has come to claim Gene Ackman and his wife.
Nah, that's crazy.
Which explains the wills.
No, which explains why they was in there so long.
Yeah.
Undetected.
Which explains the wills.
What's on the will?
Not the kids.
Really? The wife donated her money to charity. What's on the will not to get it really
The wife the wife donated her money to charity he donated his money to the wife I don't fuck with you
So they say I haven't read none of this is a good one
Cuz now if we could prove who died first. Oh
What they got who died first, oh
They said he died first. No, no, no, no, no, got who died first oh They said he died first no no no no the wife died first
No, but they say that after he died there was a 911 call
They said the wife died a certain day, but they saw two for about a week They saw two 911 calls from her phone. Oh, yeah, they said is she died first. Yeah, she died first which means
We taking this to probate.
What was her will, what did her will say? The money went to charity.
Her money went to charity.
Yeah.
And then when he died, his money.
She ain't here.
She not here?
Oh no, big dog.
She not here.
My money can't go to her.
Yeah.
She not here.
You kids ain't getting shit.
Hey Mr. State.
Hey Mr. State.
I'm oldest.
What?
I'm oldest. You dead ass. I got a right to State. Oh, I'm oldest. What? I'm oldest.
You dead ass.
I got a right to this crazy son.
To answer Glen Mitch.
Oh yeah, back to Glen Mitch.
I think I would survive,
putting me,
my floor is three weeks.
God damn.
That's the floor?
I could do three weeks.
What you wanna eat?
In a while.
Berries,
animals, fish.
Animal, fish, fish and animal. Not a fish? Squirrels.
I'm about to pick somebody that knows how to fish. Oh okay. I'm probably gonna pick my brother's
friend Kyle. Family friend Kyle, army guy who's gonna know how to fish, know how to, he's gonna
bring his night vision goggles, some equipment. Anybody I'm picking to be with me is on some army
shit. Yeah. Zeke you're be with me is on some army shit.
Zeke, you're coming with me, buddy.
I don't know if you're listening, but you're coming with me.
Oh, yeah, Zaire Franklin.
We out there.
Zaire Franklin, he got to tackle all these bears.
We're moving out there.
That bear's going to whip me, Zaire.
That bear's going to whip Zaire's ass.
I don't know.
I don't know.
If you can handle Derek Henry, you can handle this bear.
Blurred.
That's a good point.
Yeah, yeah.
Nah, I think I'll last a little minute.
Like, just as long as it ain't like no, cause like you know when you watch TV Survivor and
all that?
Yeah.
They don't put them niggas in the jungle that got the tigers.
If you put me in that jungle right there, I think I could rock for a while.
The safe jungle.
Yeah, yeah.
As long as it's not the cold jungle, that's where my biggest issues come in.
You gotta kill you something, man.
You gotta make you some clothing.
You gotta, yeah.
They had to do it.
Yeah. You gotta kill you something. No, I'm. You gotta make you some clothing. They had to do it.
Yeah.
You gotta kill you some.
No, I'ma migrate.
Now New York's a little bit warmer.
You're gonna freeze to death before you get down there.
Yeah, man.
You can't.
I think I can rock up in no time.
You gotta be naked, right?
You gotta be naked?
He didn't specify that.
You didn't say nothing about me.
But if that's your bag, you just get naked when you get out there.
There's a show where you gotta be naked in a while.
Naked in the freeze.
Yeah.
Naked in the freeze.
They didn't say nothing about naked. Yeah, he door. There's a show that you gotta be naked in a while.
Naked in the free.
But he didn't say nothing about naked.
Yeah, he ain't say that.
You just voluntarily stripped.
That's what you want to get into.
He just want to be naked.
Nah, you know a flip on.
You're my man, I ain't gonna get no.
What am I on?
You're gonna find one of them females.
You know what I mean?
You're gonna be at that hump in the goat.
I wasn't saying that.
I'm fucking with you.
I'm gonna get your nigga back.
Nah, that's your man.
I ain't saying you're gonna fuck no goat.
You get about the cuticle, nigga. I'm gonna get your nigga back. You're gonna be out there humping the goat. Bad! See, I wasn't saying that.
I'm fucking with you.
I'm gonna get you out of there.
Nah, that's your man.
I ain't saying you're gonna fuck no goop.
Get about the cubicle, nigga.
Come on in the cubicle, man.
I got a letter openin' right here.
Oh shit!
Poke your goofy ass right up.
I just gonna fuck us up over that cubicle shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Niggas like, no, I'm fuckin' nigga.
Stapler, all that shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get resourceful.
Put a staple on your head.
Pencil sharper.
Honestly, no. You are a man dead ass.
If you're the only thing standing in our way
to good insurance, try it.
No, I wouldn't, because I love you.
But in the event that on the other side of you.
It's $7,000 a year.
$7,000?
Why are you paying that much?
Take it lower.
Get lower. I said, I need, I need, I need $300 a year. Seven grand, why you paying that much? Take it lower, get lower.
Ice, I need, I need.
Get lower.
I need 300 a year, nigga.
No, we just, it's our fake equation.
I know, I say you seven grand.
You get paid for that?
200 a year.
Listen to my point.
Wait, I gotta.
Is Ice either seven grand
or Ice getting a staple on his head?
But wait wait wait.
Approve nigga.
You get paid for that?
What you mean?
For that, cause I said I want my shit to be 300 a year.
No, you don't get paid for that.
No I'm talking about you.
No I'm saying no.
The uh, the uh.
All right nigga, make my shit low nigga.
I don't give a fuck.
Ice or else.
Crap.
Don't get paid for that.
And I'm taking your raisins on the table.
Now give me these raisins nigga.
Raisins? I used to like a nigga that had raisins. And I'm stripping you. And I'm stripping you too on the table. Give me these raisins. The raisins?
I actually like the thing that has raisins in it.
And I'm stripping you too in case you try to get up.
You're taking me so bad.
In case you try to get up.
Raisins?
You mean raisins?
Give me these raisins.
Yeah, he's a raisins crew.
Which one is it?
Sunflower seeds?
I'm hurt, bro.
I'm hurt.
And I'm stripping you, leaving you there in your Chris Brown briefs.
That's too far.
That's too far.
I ain't gonna strip. And I'm leaving you there in your Marvel briefs that you got on so you can't just get up and
call it out.
Freeze, like, damn, don't hit me no more.
Freeze, go on ahead.
Yo, all right.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm stripping that nigga.
He gonna have the teeth.
The robbers confused.
Where this nigga get Chris Brown briefs from?
I went to the meet and greet.
Shout out to Freeze.
We love you, Freeze.
I love you, man.
I love you, man.
Freeze is the man.
Freeze gonna kill us. He is, never. He got some buzz. Shout out to Freeze. We love you, Freeze. I love you, man. I love you.
Freeze is the man. Freeze is going to kill us.
He is never. He got some buzz?
Never. Never. Never.
I don't have nothing else that I need to get off.
If y'all have something else to get off, get it off right now.
Have at it. No, sir.
Nah, I'm good, man. Okay.
With that said... Why do you say that when we have
shit flow good? You always
leave us on the spot.
You don't have anything else.
Nigga, no, not asleep.
When we put us in the spotlight,
I hate when you do that.
Shit be fly.
Hey, I got nothing else to say, but if y'all do,
I think he used that part of his negotiation tactics.
I asked these niggas 17 times out the year
if they have something to say,
and they didn't have shit to say.
I had to close it.
I had to close the fucking show. Where the fuck is the hell? You want this nigga with 40 shit to say I had to close it Close the fucking show where the fuck is the hell you want this nigga with 40 of my
And can't even close the fucking show
show out
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All right, come on.
Word, man.
Yeah, man.
Give me the bump to six of mine, man.
Give me the bump.
You think I'm a fucking five grand a bump?
Are you crazy?
You think they do the fucking work?
Give me the bump, man.
I'll take the bump up to six.
Take that elevation.
Write it up.
All right, I'm going with uh
New music new music new music by my girl jazzy jazzy this record is called, okay, maybe
I ain't got no doubt in my mind that you don't fuck with me I'm just, just, got a funny way of telling me shit
Sweet lady, I don't have no doubt that you're feeling me
But you leave me hanging around
To try and figure out what you really need
You never answer my questions with a straight answer
You keep it in the middle
But is it yes or no? You wanna stay?
Cause I know you're busy, you might need some time to yourself
So keep it straight with me, no more in between
There's a lot of things that I could handle girl, but there's just one thing, oh, oh, oh, oh
Don't treat me like a maybe, like a maybe
Tell me yes or no, oh, oh, oh
But don't treat me like a maybe
Girl, you know I'm grown, I can handle it
Oh, I can't read your mind, no, baby
So I need you to set it straight
I ain't pulling deep to keep you around me
You can't be sure, I won't be mad, baby
Oh, when that clock strikes 12, I'm waiting patiently
She say she might be coming through later
Girl, where you know?
Charlie, guess what you get?
You ain't got a lot, you could be honest, shawty I ain't lie
But is it yes or no? You wanna stay on?
Cause I know you're busy, you might need some time to
You know what I'm sayin', so keep it straight with me
No more in between
There's a lot of things that I could handle, girl
But there's just one thing
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Don't treat me like a maybe
Shawty know I'm treatin' you like a baby
Shawty got me, yes or no
I'm on the phone now
But don't treat me like I'm maybe
Girl, you're the one problem I can handle it
Ayy, wait a minute, wait a minute
Brand new music from our friend in the show, Jazi
Jazi, we love you, baby
That record is called Maybe, it's in your phone's right this second, shouda.
All right, man, I'm going to shoot on down to Texas with this one.
This is Check, Please by Sauce Walker and That Mexican OT.
["Check, Please"]
["Check, Please"]
Yeah, ice and ash, mm
["Check, Please"]
["Check, Please"]
Yeah, buddy, roll it like a big shot Escalade to them duck nests, car beats, style diamonds
in my mouth I don't even need a wristwatch sayin' that
you got it You can fuck around and get got
I'm a stretcher leanin' out like a ballerina I be lookin' for money like how you sayin'
I got a mouth full of water like Catalina I be sippin' that drink like I'm Justin Bieber
That bitch with the smart tits wanna sex me Eat it like a king, throw the bitch check,
please I can grab that escalade V or the Vat keys
Deep in that horde of high niggas just ski
Vroom, I rhyme and wave on them
I'm making plays on them
Put my foot in their neck and they stay on them
You want problems, I'll put in a bay on them
It's all a matter when the color static
I'ma get it cracking and it be so subtle, little hoe
You say that you want it, make sure you for sure
My shooters stay on it, they ready to go
Go get your woggle with the ratchet, I'ma let him have it, that's it
Run out of luck, little hoe
Don't need no practice, I'm up in this coat
I jump out the top rope, think of Manchester, bro
Bunk up muddy, clenching on a big Glock
Reachin' for my neck, that's the quickest way to get shot
Beat him up, lift him with scrapes like hip hop
Slept in my pack and slept on him with a big knife
What a drink, man, gotta go and make a pit stop
Quarter million dollars when it's puttin' on the wristwatch
Got her ass over like a book, I'm finna write it in
I ain't talkin' football but she got a tight end
This is guss like a fat ass just with small pants, teeth bustin'
I'ma hit it hard, make the bitch keep cussin'
I ain't got time to do shit, I'm hustin'
You don't wanna really bump heads, he bluffin'
Pussy ass nigga can't beat me enough
He askin' go to sleep, it won't be on my cunt
She'll wait OT till a whole nother cunt you anger, yo
Yeah, buddy, ballin' like a big shot Escalateate to the nests, call a pit stop, diamonds in my mouth
I don't even need a wristwatch sayin' that you got it, you can fuck around and get got it
I'm a stretchin' lean out like a ballerina I be lookin' for money like how you sayin' I got it
My mouth full of water like catalina I be sippin' that drink like I'm Justin Bieber
That pitty for the smart tits wanna sex me Eat it like a king, throw the bitch check, please
I can grab an escalator with the VAT keys Deep in sex me Eat it like a king, throw the bitch check please I can grab her S and A V with her vet keys Deep in that horde of high, need a jet ski
I rhyme and wave on it, I'm making plays on it
Put my foot in it, making it stay on it You want problems, I'll put it in the bay on them
Codeine is floating up out of my, floating up out of my penis
She wanna suck me inside the arena Louis V denim, can't shape from the cleaners
Double D's on the cutters, she seem like Selena I walked to the plug and then drove back to
Neema's Running from the laws got me barking in the
end You can't catch me, I'm dogging a demon
Drill with the gangsters, that's platinum scheming Just bought a pint, got me honestly
fiending Really woke up in the mansion, cartoons on
the ceiling Wore millions, bro thought I was dreaming
Raised with the Oaks, speak pokey, we leaning Dope my cup, comes the LV beaming
Bitch, grab whatever I wish, she genie She tryna hop my dog eat weenie
Better have my money on tie, yeah shorty shit 10
But the looks ain't gettin' uddyed
With a chopper on his head, face reclined
Streamin' this shit, cop's a knight
Fat booty bitch, a less sky
Stand on the business, adjust the tie
Stick with a diet, Lord Kate's eye
Can't never paint, see, state fair pie
Why you don't mess with Texas?
Our guns little, get shot for this necklace Cow in boot, kick his ass on dresser And that is Check Please, Sauce Walker, that Mexican OT, and this Lil Jeremy and M.G.
Lil Bubba on the record as well.
Texas shit.
I'm going to play some Jesse Reyes.
This is Goliath. When I said I love you I mean I would pull every star from the sky down
I'll square up with any girl I am I won't walk into any fire when I say I love you
I mean I ain't tryna do this life without you
It's a bad day until I'm a roger
I was about to give up till I found you
You love me like a Sunday morning
But you kiss me like a Friday night
Many blessings like a brand is over
Slow loving is a holy night
Love you broke and the water's pourin' It turned me into apple pie
No letting go, baby, it's you I'm holdin' Holdin' on to till the end of time
Fighters, keepers, losers, weepers Let the streets cry
Fighters, keepers, losers, weepers
Now you're all mine
When I say I love you
I mean I would pull every star from the sky down
I'll scrape up with any gullible
I won't walk into any fire
When I say I love you
I mean I ain't tryna talk this life without you
It's a bad day until I'm around you
I was bout to give up till I found you
When I say I love you
When I say I love you
Don't
Deleted every contact from my phone Baby if I'm honest I ain't tryna talk to no one
But you, cuddled in your arms off of my home Baby if I'm honest I dropped every single hole for you
I'm a little loco but you look on me much And German eyes I really know for getting a touch
But I been looking at our pics in my phone Think you got me hooked on you like a hit song
Finders keepers, losers weepers
Let the streets cry
Finders keepers, losers weepers
Now you're all mine
When I say I love you
I mean I would pull the vista from the sky
Then I'll scrape up with that nigga life
I won't walk into any fire when I say I love you
I mean I ain't tryna do this life without you
It's a bad day until I'm around you I was bout to give up till I found you
When I say I love you
When I say I love you
As Jesse Reyes, Goliath
Absolutely fire, absolutely fire
I can't wait to listen to more of that album
The album is called Paid in Memories
And she has not really failed yet
So I don't anticipate this being any different.
I'm going to Larissa Lambert.
The song is called Cardio. How do you feel it?
Feel it, you could work out a dissension, oh
Yeah, I need it
We ain't gon' call the hard need to release it
Oh, yeah, yeah
wear me down, stretch me out
start me up for more of you, I'm overdue
baby take your time, so I stand it right
we don't gotta run, too soon
every little touch
Feeds my heartbeat up
We don't gotta run
Too soon, oh yeah
Just warmin' up, get that cardio
We're just warmin' up, baby keep it up
Runnin' low on guitar
Check my phone when I write
I might just require
Your hands to get me high
Slow it down, we ain't convenin'
We both gon' flush this evening
Baby, focus on your breathin'
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Let me down, stretch me out
Sign me up for more of you
I'm all with you
Baby, take your time
So let's turn it right
We don't gotta run
Too soon
Every little touch
Feeds my heartbeat up
We don't gotta run too soon
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Get that cardio, oh yeah
We're just warming up
Baby, keep it up
We're just warming up
Get that cardio, oh yeah We're just warmin' up, let's get that cardio
You know we're just warmin' up, oh no
Baby, keep it up
That is Larissa Lambert, cardio and you're never reading the allegations.
Yeah I don't think he's trying to either.
No he's not trying to.
Yeah y'all are insane bro.
Why ain't everybody's crazy except you?
Honestly like tell them.
For real.
Break it down.
Seriously and then we leave.
And I got my outro music queued up.
Nah, you go ahead.
But why do they think that?
Carl Thomas, yo.
Do Carl Thomas.
What song?
I don't know, just coming off the Don L.
I oughta hit him with a Carl, join the song.
But it's cool.
You might have some.
Let me touch some.
Nah, I was staying with Darnell, lemme get some
call up.
Nah, Darnell?
Lemme get some call up.
Who?
Nah nah nah.
Well, well, well, well, well.
Ooh, hello.
She got, sitting at the light, she pulled up on my right.
Look at me, I'm a little bit of a bitch, I'm a little bit of a bitch. Ooh, hello She got
Sittin' at the light, she pulled up on my right
Lookin' in the mirror, makin' sure her shit was tight
Don't you got a girl?
Who?
I think y'all need to listen to this album again
I know all the words to this album damn near by heart, yo
So then tell me why he's looking at this girl like this after all he just said on where I want to be that
We talked about earlier
You got a girl. He got eyes
All right, let me see. Let me see what she pulled up on my right looking in her mirror making sure shit
Let me see if you write I
Don't know you supposed to notice be so descriptive all this when you got a girl, let me see, maybe you're right, let me see
She's sitting at the light, she pulled up on my right
Looking in the mirror, making sure that shit was tight
I know she told me watchin' but was scared to look my way
I know she wanna look, but I think she shook, right
Under pressure, don't know what to do.
She's got two cuties with her.
And I got my niggas too.
None of this sounds like I got a girl.
And I'm not shocked.
No.
None of this sounds like she got two cuties with her.
And I got my niggas too.
She put it in one, stepped on it, joined me to you.
It's going to you, girl.
Definitely.
But say that.
Don't agree with this.
I'm not at no lights check it out nobody
Let's say that then looking at my phone. I think we go
She looked at me
She look inside of me, you know what I mean? Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm not talking to you, I'm not talking to you You're so fine, I just gotta make a mind
Tell me everything, everything, everything
I've been in the world for you
Oh baby
Oh baby
Oh baby
Oh baby, I said I'm glad that I'm here, that I'm here tonight.
So glad I'm here.
Yeah, you're in day 27 back there, get your baggie.
Won't you let me be your customer?
Yo, we all enjoyed this episode as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
I said I don't do what I gotta do. Shout out to all the first and last time listeners out there. Yo, we all enjoyed this episode as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you
Shout out to all the first and last time listeners out there, keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time
We bid you a new farewell, adios
A river dirty, I'm still a beast to arvoire, our simple head, nah, it will suffice
Ego. Hey.
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Ego.
Y'all be.
Bitches in the back, let me hear you.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't even preach it, I've been sleeping.
What a day day and my place
Both of our times
So awful to the extreme
Makes me wanna go and try to do whatever you want to me for
Whatever you want to me for
What do you have in store for me girl?
You have to be sure to be there
It's looking like one of those nights
where we don't get no sleep
no what do you have in store for me girl
what do you have in store for me girl
what do you have in store for me girl
baby i make shit so i'm trying to focus
will i be able to take this
will i be able to take this
we both know
we both know
we both know we both know what we'll go down to next You and Jesus, oh my God
What I'm gonna do
What I'm gonna do
What I'm gonna do
What I'm gonna do
What I'm gonna do
What I'm gonna do Hit me before that It's your world, you can never win
Let me get my guy involved in the outro
Let me get my guy involved in the outro right quick man
Ayyyyy
Let me get my guy involved in the last play of the game right quick man
Y'all hope everybody has a really good weekend out there
I ain't got too much going on tomorrow man, keeping it light, keeping it light
Y'all been keeping it light watching my diet
Staying smoke free, drama free, sucker free out there y'all mean
Side chick free out there man
Focused on priorities, responsibilities and all that man
Doing the right thing at all times. Hey!
Again, shout out to our girl Mel here with us in spirit.
We love you, girl.
Photoshop.
Shout out to my nigga Queen Flip,
not on that Mel contract.
Hey!
Hey!
Gotta come in, gotta come in.
I don't know.
Eat what you kill, eat what you can.
Hey, what's up man, what y'all doing this weekend?
Outside, yo.
I'm shooting up after this.
I don't wanna hear that shit.
Shooting up, going to the show, and then outside.
What show?
GZN Drama.
Oh, Connecticut.
Right?
Oh, that should be a good show.
And then we ain't got no kids until Monday afternoon.
Hey, hey, hey, some fucking going on. And then we also we ain't got no kids until Monday afternoon. So hey
Where we going hey some fucking going on hey
Nothing nigga 78 degrees and I got a boot on fuck. I'm doing I just seen
I just seen you outside last week tearing the spot down. Yo, you be so.
I just seen you, Ish.
That boot.
Now I was tearing the spot down.
I ain't moving from my seat.
I was tearing the spot down.
You moved enough to get to your seat.
You text me and said bitches was out,
your eyes was working, you got a bike.
And that come with a little bit.
Are you rolling around this weekend anywhere?
I better not see you know you go now
We know them long enough I hear this that's the pod that's what the pod people
That's what the pop people that little chat be cheap chat GPT nigga that be telling on us
Little AI nigga, you don't know me fuck you fuck you nigga. It ain't even a real niggas AI. Yeah
It ain't even a real niggas AI. Yeah, what you got going on anything doing something for my son tomorrow Nico
First birthday, right? Nico birthday Nico. Happy birthday Nico. It's great when your birthday fall on the same
We was fucking up in school princess. They try to take the bread away for your sweet 16. Don't worry
Maybe that was disgusting.
That was terrible.
I know you love them, fuck them niggas y'all.
I want some shit with these niggas.
I seen G Money look at your kitchen.
Yes, yes he was there.
What you doing to my storage?
I seen G Money look at your shit,
look at your kitchen, say it look nice.
What you doing to my storage nigga?
You gave us the wide panoramic view this time.
Boy that's a nice, I didn't see you got the view out there.
I thought you just had a nice kitchen. You got a nice kitchen with the view.
Yeah, you with me for life, boy.
You can't leave us, y'all.
You stuck. You done.
That's fucked up.
You can't let your boss see your kitchen, nigga.
You a finito. You're here for at least five years.
Goddamn.
I ain't gonna hold you.
Four to five.
In that kitchen? Got the year for 45.
Oh yeah.
In that kitchen?
Got the five guys.
God damn.
Let's get to it.
You definitely gonna be at 60 tomorrow.
Five years?
Nah, five years you get there 11.
You gotta get there 11.
Five years you put your work in man.
You deserve that 11.
That's cool.
Let's go.
Right now you washing lettuce.
Right now.
Just continue to do your haul for the big grand.
Two years you'll be on fries.
35.
35.
35. 35. 35, that's good. Right now, you're washing lettuce.
Right now.
Let's continue to do your haul for the big round.
You'll be on fries.
3,500.
Yeah, we know.
We're going, man.
Y'all hold it down.
Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity.
We love y'all.
Please be safe this weekend.
We don't wanna come in next week with any RIPs
after everybody listening, including us.
Prayers to those inside and outside the rooms.
And we're going. everybody listening, including us, prayers to those inside and outside the rooms, and we gone.
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Enough of that, D.
You've never heard of Joe Bunny?
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