The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 816 | "We Listen and We Judge Quietly”
Episode Date: April 12, 2025The JBP revisits potential nanny options for Ish (4:35) to begin the latest episode before they discuss the handling of forgiveness in friendships (31:00) as well as how many people the cast has falle...n in love with in their life (42:35). In NBA news, the crew shares their thoughts on Ja Morant’s new grenade celebration along with Luka Doncic’s return to Dallas and Joe shares his thoughts about Detroit & other NBA cities (1:10:18). Quavo & Lil Baby collab on a new record (1:27:30), Kendrick Lamar & SZA drop the music video for ‘luther’ (1:39:49), and the room debates which classic songs they could live without (1:45:00). Also, a helicopter crashes into the Hudson River (2:15:02), the roof collapses at a Dominican Republic club (2:19:15), Netflix has gentrified the pop the balloon show (2:32:09), B.Dot releases a list of the best posse cuts of all-time (2:49:02), the state of ‘My Expert Opinion’ (3:21:00), and much more. Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Coco Jones - “Taste” Ice | Deante' Hitchcock - “Born Broke Die Rich” Parks | Saba & No ID - “Acts 1.5” Ish | kwn - “do what i say” Melyssa | Artemas - “cross my heart”
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We're here.
So you need your eight hours.
You need some beauty sleep.
Wait, hold up, y'all would do it different?
I got home six in the morning.
Wait, stop, please.
Okay. Please.
Audience, welcome. What's happening, y'all? Audience, welcome. What's happening y'all?
Audience welcome.
What's poppin'?
Hopefully everybody is feeling good out there.
Thank you to our high powers for putting breath
in our lungs this morning.
Order the universe.
Order the universe for the Corey niggas out there.
All right, feeling great.
Same. Walk up feeling amazing today.
All right.
I'd also like to say.
Y'all think I'm heartless?
What?
No.
Yes.
Halfway.
I think you.
I think it's becoming in here which man y'all put a lot of shit on the strip for the
kids, right?
That's what happens.
Freeze, freeze, chill, because I know you a real family, good American dad.
So what that make me?
Please freeze, chill.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Freeze, I'm just making jokes.
Please don't make a citizen's arrest on some good dad shit.
I'm out.
This is a bit.
Because he's FBA.
Freeze is really ready to jump in.
Yes.
I'm out.
I'm joking, Freeze.
I'm over here.
I'm out.
I'm out.
OK.
Ask your question, bro.
Y'all put a lot on the strength of the kids, right?
People don't know what you're referring to.
Well, you were hourly.
Yes, I was hourly.
Yes.
So you came in and you was like, you know what I mean?
Had a rough night.
Kids were sick.
Nico was in the hospital.
My wife, a family emergency, we got together.
Had to pull it together for the community.
My kid, my baby, I love him.
I was like, all right, that's dope.
I'm shutting up.
I wasn't even going to say nothing about the lateness. You asked, is Nico good? Didn't. I said,, all right, that's dope, I'm shutting up. I wasn't even gonna say nothing about the ladies.
You asked, is Nico good?
Didn't.
I said, yes.
I wanted to make sure he still wasn't in there.
You said he was?
I was like, yo, is he still in there?
And you was answering me.
He ain't even see the three card Monty.
He ain't even see the three card Monty.
Yo, he's good?
You was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got home six this morning.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, stop, don't do that.
And then I said, all right, so what time did he get home?
And you said six, six, it's like six a.m.
I was like, mm.
So you've been home.
And you was like, yeah, so we just got some sleep after that.
I was like, oh, okay.
So that's not why you're late.
Yes, that's why I'm late.
You get home, you go to sleep.
No, not really.
So you get home from the hospital,
you expect me to take a shower and wait up,
wait up to the time for me to come to work
on some old school shit?
This shit like a slave ship, man.
You want me to sit by the computer and just wait?
I used to do that.
Is that what needs to happen if you get home at 6 a.m.?
To be somewhere by?
10.30. Yeah. Gotta get some rest, Joe. I gotta give 6 a.m. to be somewhere by? 10.30.
Yeah.
Gotta get some rest, Joe.
I gotta give my best.
And you gotta shower, right?
I gotta give my best performance.
Yeah, come on, we don't come from the slums.
We gotta be clean.
I got this big window in my bathroom
so I can't take a shower in the dark.
I can't shower in the dark.
I can't shower in the dark.
So I gotta get some sleep.
All right.
Oh, y'all niggas agree with him?
Bam, I'm not. There's a one in one, my nigga. That nigga's Oh, y'all niggas agree with him. Bam, I'm not, I'm telling you.
This is a one v one, my nigga.
That nigga's both looking at me like
nigga, I'm letting you have your one v one.
Yo, that's why you gotta buy a nanny.
Yeah, this nigga quick.
I looked up that shit.
Buy a nanny.
Buy a nanny.
Buy a nanny.
Hire a nanny.
Oh, see, look.
That Virginia, that Virginia talk coming out.
Holy shit.
Boy, hi!
Niggas, yo, we said hire a big dog.
We didn't say nothing about that shit.
We're not on that.
We're not on that.
We just said to hire, like, somebody to help.
Yeah, that's good.
You looked up prices?
Yes, for salaries.
Salaries and stuff like that.
Yeah, I mean, you know.
What's it looking at?
For the older ones.
Wait, there's a discount?
It's like $3,000.
Okay.
I think it's good for that.
But the young fire one, that's all young fire one.
She bought like 4,500.
She got some escort shit, huh?
Saw it.
I screen shotted it for you.
I'll be sending it to you.
You're not sending it to me?
All right. Keep that to your motherfucking self.
I don't need one. My kid's big. You got a baby. You can't even walk.
I'm good. We cool.
I'm shutting up because they say that I'm the one that always brings the
compo to escorts. For real. So I'm trying to chill.
I mean, it may be some truth in that, but I think it's fun.
I think that's fire to turn the TV on and see somebody up there telling the truth
about the nanny escorts.
I think, I also think that they're masking it.
I think the escorts found a new way
to mask their escortness.
And I don't really think that y'all be understanding
the conversation that I be trying to have.
The conversation don't be about escorts.
It'd be about the regular girls.
And how y'all turn escort.
Oh shit. Oh yeah that's happening.
The conversation be about what your regular nine to five
beautiful girl gonna do when the tax come in. That's the fun talk.
And now I'm shutting up. When the tax come in. I'm shutting fun talk. And now I'm shutting up. Back to y'all.
When the tax come in.
I'm shutting up, I don't have nothing to say.
When the taxes come in, nigga, who the fuck you talking about?
When the bills come in, you think,
everybody got an Uncle Johnny.
And then you, and now.
Yo dog, the math don't math.
I'm shutting up.
I'm in a bind.
Yo, the math don't math.
Mama, you make 80 grand.
You got a CEO.
You got a, your rent is,
you carrying a lot of ones.
The math ain't math.
Yeah, Fashion Nova ain't calling all you hoes back.
Math ain't math. Not at all.
We'll give you a free shirt and a pants, niggas.
Not even.
A lot of hotel rooms in them pictures.
Well, in the pants, niggas. Not even. Not even. A lot of hotel rooms in them pictures. Yeah. Well.
We've been on a lot of trips to make 70 bands.
The ones with the,
that's a lot of,
we can go fly in the house for 70 bands.
The ones with the no shit boyfriends though.
Nigga, the ones with the no shit boyfriends
that still need the bread,
but they love they man.
What is a no shit boyfriend?
Ain't shit.
That's what I think he's made of. Oh, geez. Thank you, sorry. No worries. Lack of sleep, I get it. Yeah,uh, but they love they man. What is a no shit boyfriend? Ain't shit. That's what I think he's made.
Thank you, sorry.
No worries.
Lack of sleep, I get it.
Yeah, yeah, well now I'm good.
I'm refreshed.
Yeah, so the one with the ain't shit boyfriend.
I would love to hear, that's dope.
What is that though?
Ain't shit boyfriend?
The boyfriend that the woman loves,
but he doesn't provide in the home.
Like everything solely relies on her.
So she just, he just, he just,
He just there.
He just there, but he might be doing something
to get her down.
He doing something.
He filling the space out.
He definitely doing something.
So what does she do?
How does she get out?
Cause the nigga home all the time, nigga.
So she need that bread.
What does she do?
She gotta go get it.
I mean, Mr. Charlie.
Okay.
That's crazy.
Yeah, nine to five was ain't they not playing.
That's commonplace. What were we talking about?
We were talking about and sleep. Oh, him needing a nanny.
Yeah, I wish you would try to get a cute nanny, nigger,
young girl or bust you up.
I'm not getting a nanny.
Then don't talk that G shit to me when I'm around. Why?
Oh, forget it.
What do you get the nanny got to do with being a G? Because you can't get a cute nanny. I can't afford a nanny. Then don't talk that. to me when I'm around. Why? Uh oh. Forget it man.
What do you get the nanny got to do with being a G?
Cause you can't get a cute nanny.
I can't afford a nanny.
Then don't talk that G.
Even if she ain't cute?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't afford a.
But if you could.
If I could afford a nanny?
I'm starting to spy.
Yeah, please.
I'm starting to spy, I'm starting to spy.
I'm not playing with you.
I'm going to say, if you could afford a nanny.
What would she look like?
You could get a cute nanny with no problem.
Yeah, what you mean? Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Rather than an older, more experienced nanny.
No, she could be cute too.
My girl and I would.
OK, no, of course.
I don't say nothing.
Nothing that look like nothing could walk through them doors.
You are true.
I don't know who he partying for now.
And live there?
We talking about the living room.
Listen to what I'm telling you.
The interview process would be between me and my girl, and my girl, I would probably
give the last say to pick whoever is going to be living in our house.
So what if it's a dude?
Okay, so that's different.
Could she get a dude?
All right, so no.
A manny.
A manny.
A manny.
Oh yeah, if she having the final say.
Yeah, she got the final say.
It's a combined effort.
Like one of them Chippendale niggas.
Very Chester Dandy.
I chipped in like, and he can do this.
You want to do this? I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going toiggas. I chipped down my height.
And he can do this.
You want some eggs, youngster?
Whip chip ass.
Yeah, like the white version of Baby Boy.
Yeah, I'm good.
That niggas be fucked up.
My girl wouldn't feel comfortable with that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't say that. I said it would be a collaborative effort and I would probably defer to my girl to have the final say.
Collaborative effort.
Yo, you gonna pull a daughter card
if your wife wanna pick a fine Chippendales nanny nigga?
Well, if he got daughters,
then he's excellent with daughters.
I'll be good over here.
That's his business with his daughters.
Yeah, let's go.
Fuck you talking over there.
Nigga, I ain't no strange man.
Nobody ain't no Chippendales.
Be around my daughters.
Muscle nigga, muscle head ass nigga in our crib, nigga.
Ayo, you fired, nigga. fired nigga when you see you walk it no
I
Say I would do that shit. Oh, yeah, we don't ask any new questions money
He got no say
Seen the fucking robot movies with the girls coming to say get rid of her
Movies we can get rid of them all
Nanny nigga right there in y'all so when you get home from the part tired after a long day. Mm-hmm
Nanny nigga bit in the crib any motivating you know come on big dog. You can get like this
Let's get on that peloton.
Come on, I got you.
Burping your daughter.
You're helping me.
You're like, see?
Listen to this.
Wait, the old school burping.
Joe, look, I got motivation.
Welcome home, Antoine.
I got motivation.
I've been holding it down here.
I'm going to go right to that safe.
And do what?
Motivate him.
Get his money out, right?
You're going to go to jail now for mercy.
Yeah, you just be saying shit.
Joe.
So now you're going to go to jail for mercy.
I'm going to go to jail for mercy.
I'm going to go to jail for mercy. I'm going to go to jail for mercy. I'm going to go to jail for mercy. I'm going to go to jail for mercy. I'm going to go right to that safe. And do what? Motivate him.
Get his money out, right?
You're going to go to jail now for mercy.
Yeah, you just be saying shit.
Joe.
So now you're going to jail for murder
because Duke can't burp your daughter.
Hold it down.
No, he's just be saying shit.
OK.
It's you can't go to jail for that stupid.
What are you talking about?
What are you going to do?
What are you going to go to the safe and do?
I'm going to help home, get out of my house.
And if he don't want to get out of my house,
then I'm gonna motivate him in which to do so.
What the fuck is you talking about?
Oh, you think you man-dee-sies.
No, I don't.
I take up a hand-to-hand, that's all.
In that instance, you think you can slide money?
And you're cursing?
And you can't walk.
What if he take your scooter from you? Do you have this boot on? You gonna do a drive-by in your own house? You mean like you and your pride? You ain't hear what I said?
Oh, he said he's going to the safe first.
I'm going to the safe.
What if he said, my safe.
Wait, wait, wait.
You think money is letting you go to a safe?
Money already beating you up on the safe.
Money already beating you up on the safe.
Money already beating you up on the safe.
Money already beating you up on the safe. money is letting you go to a safe?
I'll be right back.
He don't know where I'm going.
Money already beating you up on the...
Oh, my God.
Yo, Batman, pow!
We're the safe.
Boof.
Boof.
Get me.
Boof.
He throwing you up the stairs.
That nigga is tumbling.
Your girl's slow. He tumbling up the stairs. That nigga is tumbling. Your girl's slow.
He's tumbling.
All you gotta do is pop a tire on your little scooter.
Just take the scooter, hold it like this.
Figure four.
Sound good?
All that sounds good, bro.
You think you can still get your gut a weapon-ish meal?
And you gotta push in the numbers.
He's beating your ass.
Doot, doot.
Ah!
I got to start over.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Three, ah!
Wait, wait.
Niggas are like, ah!
Yeah, well, now, Ice is right.
How many numbers in your safe code?
Please tell us.
Dog, you're good, man.
I dare you say something like five and six. Six. Why'd you say six? Because he think he intellectual. No, you're good. I dare you say something like five and six.
Six.
Why'd you be six?
Because he think he intellectual.
It's definitely six.
He think he's tricked us.
He tricked the same system.
Yo, you're fucked.
What is it?
He up there.
Yo, he up there.
Yo.
Yeah.
He's like a beat your ass at this scene.
Yo, he up there mixing the shit out of some birthdays.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
418.
It was a 90s timeout.
OK.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
What's wrong with y'all?
All right.
All right, can we start, please?
Oh, man.
And I can't do it neither, but admit it.
I only be talking stupid because you it neither, but admit it.
I only be talking stupid because you so stupid.
Admit it. We can't do it.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
You can't get a fine joint.
It's okay to say it.
Nanny and the crib.
The answer's no.
The answer's no. I can't have one.
An emphatic no.
The answer's no. I can't have one.
Why you won't say it? Just say it. Watch this. No, I can't do it. I can't have one. An emphatic no. The answer's no, I can't have one. Why you won't say it?
Just say it.
Watch this, no, I can't do it.
I can't have one either, nigga, nowhere near.
All right.
See?
I probably can't have a fine nigga come here.
I'm gonna kick his bitch.
Gonna trick all the rules for me.
She gonna treat me like a pants.
All right. Holy shit.
All right, that's a joke.
Mel, joke with us today.
I'm here.
You can joke with us when Mark ain't here.
I know that.
Why you think Mark has to be here for me to joke?
You could be Mark Mel today.
Shut up.
What y'all think, y'all?
Mark Mel.
Mark Mel.
I'll be Mark Mel.
What you think? Can we please get Mark Mel, please? Yeah, you got Mark Mel. Yes'all? Mark Mel. Mark Mel. I'll be Mark Mel. What's your name?
Can we please get Mark Mel please?
Yeah, you got Mark Mel.
You got Mark Mel.
Yes!
Yes!
I heard you have like a really good intro for us though.
Who said that?
I mean you were kind of...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh wait, you're going to flip it?
I don't have a really good intro.
No?
No.
That's how you take the pressure off.
Okay.
Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Get out of here. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay, it was trash.
Flip, reverse.
Anyway, it was a rainy day in New York.
So, yeah.
Baby, baby, baby, when the day I saw you, baby, baby, woman, I saw you.
Something special found you.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy.
It's when you look out the window and it look rainy. It's when you look out the window and it look rainy. It's when you look out the window and it look rainy. It's when you look out the window and it look rainy. It's when you look out the window and it look rainy. I don't wanna be alone
Something special found you It's when you look out the window and it look rainy
You don't know if it's raining till you get out there though
I'm trying to work my time
Oh baby baby baby
It's getting kinda crazy
Get up make you a little bit of coffee and shit
So I'm taking over my mind There you go And it feels like Get up, make you a little bit of coffee and shit
There you go
You step outside and feel the rain
Sometimes you gotta fast and fast You niggas don't know where this shit started
You walk out and actually see that it's raining out there
You're like, that it's raining out there, you're like, oh, it's a Chis-A-Morning.
Chis-A-Morning's crazy.
Mic check, one-two, one-two.
Mic check, one-two, one-two.
Liquid Sword, say it.
Mic check, one-, one two, one two one two, the fuck is popping out there?
Ego!
Don't leave me in the hole, wait for them, they just got me, rally kids, and they're
gonna be my heroes, my memorax perform tape decks, my own phone sex, watch out for Haiti
bitches, I heard they throw heads
Yo, who hold platoons, feel the bad blues?
Going to sit and whine and give me an affidavit
Everybody wasn't there
Cause I be ducking crazy, the kid hold white shit
Like blacks rap ass licks
Why does not blue?
Why did Judas battle for his part?
Stand up, you add a lot like you need a shot
Stand up, you add a lot like you need a shot Stand up, you add a lot like you need a shot Album is a top two album no matter what other albums y'all picked from this I just had one more morning, nigga, about to stab somebody, nigga I forgot how big a fan I was back then, nigga, wait
They watched, I was fired too
Oh my God, the Navy bloke
Yeah, the Chessboard God, nigga
Are you fucking shitting me?
This album was special, special
Yeah, even Cold World, he's off-key and all that shit, this shit is still fire
Fuck that Are you forgot this song was in there.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This is when I was robbing you bitch ass niggas outside.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
All the way for the ladies, all the way for the ladies.
Nothing gets the ladies going like this.
Not that ass, listen, look, I break it down to the vogue wrist, so...
Enough about these...
Johnny Blazin'
Nightmares like West Crate, niggas gunning
My third eye seen it coming, before it happened
You know about them fuckin' statin' kids, they smashin'
Anything, huh, in any shape, form or fashion
Everybody talkin' bout they blattin'
Mmmmm You bitch, you bustin' still or you blaskin'?
Oh my God, I was such a meth fan! Are you crazy?
But the flowin' be the afro The Calum Stallion, Geyon Snotnose
From my naps, put the bunion on my big toes I keep ya movin', know just what the fuck I'm doin'
Rap, Pinsaniac, Fina, Catcha, Nigga, Suzy Slip the cardiac the cardiac arrest me exorcist hip hop profession anything like a nest
You know my speed burning like a third degree sneaky ass. Yeah, we got top pedigree the head touch
Industry party bum rush up. You don't like it different. You're fucked up
Okay, that's good all right dreary Yeah, yeah. You might have been like, God. Yeah, I appreciate that. I saw you looking at me too. I was disrespecting you. I saw you. I saw you. He knew all the words.
That was without playing Rainy Days or Can It Be So Simple.
Oh my god, that was amazing. That was good. That was great. Let me turn this down for the best crew in the world
Fuck is they talking about? These drops out the way right quick
Flip and mail, mail, mail. What episode is this?
816.
Welcome to episode 816 of the Joe Budden podcast.
Brought to you by Power Buy, Fuel Buy, Price Picks, Price Picks Gang.
I'm your humble gracious, grateful, happy to be here.
Truly, truly, truly blessed, old Joe Budden Button here with some really amazing people to my right.
What can I say, man?
What more can I say?
She is a lying sack of shit.
This is it.
This is it.
Oh my fuck.
We just gotta do like a Joe Button podcast roast one time.
This woman.
I feel like we did this the other day.
This beautiful face here uses these looks to fuckin' trick all you bitch ass niggas.
And us.
And us.
Okay.
Melissa Ford is in the building.
Hootie do.
This next guy right here.
This beautiful face.
This next guy right here.
What type of barge over there?
Get your shit off.
No, no, stop now.
Get your shit off.
Oh my God.
Don't be seated in the restaurant when this next guy gets the skit going.
When this next guy barges in with his son, be ready, be prepared.
I got one that can really send him going, but we gotta have a good part.
Yeah, say it.
No, I can't.
I won't do that.
No.
No pussy.
No, I can't.
Exactly.
This guy has never been to H&R Block.
What's the most, the rest of them.
Jackson.
He was.
Jackson Hewitt.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise from the menace from Quidditch.
Quidditch Flair.
This next guy right here is the most unaccountable.
Hey, look grumpy already.
This guy's network is humongous, Fawz.
He knows your man's our man, your grandma's man,
everybody's man's, Mr. Man's himself,
Mr. Thousand Doors himself.
Got them doors back when that lady ran off with the door.
And he lied on his part and said he's still friends with her.
Make some noise.
Oh, shit.
Miss Biggish, come on.
Woo hoo.
This is it, yo.
This is it.
That's your man.
That's your man. All right. Who who? This is it, bro. What's up? How are you doing, yo?
What you mean?
That's what I mean.
All right.
Come on, show me.
Make some noise.
You seen him around, huh?
Look at him.
Chill, chill.
What would you do to the?
I'm fine.
Yeah, y'all.
Hey, yeah, help me, y'all.
Come on.
Y'all so corny. Help me crack our niggas. Oh, god, I'm good. Yeah, yeah. Hey, yeah, help me, y'all. Come on.
Y'all so corny.
Help me crack our niggas.
Oh, God, I'm good.
Hey, man.
Make some noise, huh?
You coon sometimes.
Hold up now.
You coon monthly and weekly, nigga.
Uh, uh, you go in there and shake ass every once in a while for the white people, uh?
Still to Noahville, the brother we talkin' about coons every day.
Uh, big ice.
Help me!
Come on now.
You see the TV's home properly on the wall?
Uh, the most interesting dad in the universe.
Uh, he is a proud, proud boy dad.
Well, proud boy.
He's a proud, he's a proud boy.
He's a proud boy girl dad.
That's a racist one.
That's racist as shit.
He's down with a nigga.
Hey.
Hey.
Proud boy girl.
Yo.
Make some noise for Big Dree.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo. Can't say nothing, nigga, just shout them out.
And this walks.
Yeah, but that is a problem too, though.
Why?
Somebody said that to us, yeah.
That is a problem, that is a problem.
Like, who is, who are you?
No, no, come on, come on, let's get into it.
Who is this guy, yo?
I had to ask you that this morning.
You don't know, nigga? I had to hear this, but who is he? You know him! Come on come on. Let's get into it
Yes
Around for years being dope, but what else what's up? I'm chill'm chillin no that's not enough no more not as I'm chillin ain't enough no more nigga like that I like this guy I've been
on YouTube watching fucking white tick tockers tell me what happened to the
old show V the white niggas with the reptile shit that came back. Ah! Oh, yeah. You think I'm a reptile? What? No. I could be.
Yo.
No, I didn't think that.
That would be racist to think.
You might be eating mice.
You might be eating mice.
Where is the E-mice?
Huh?
They was eating mice.
I'm just saying.
I've never eaten mice before, I don't think.
Dig it in the crates.
Yeah, man.
Married.
Yeah.
Upstate.
What else, man?
Upstanding.
Yeah!
It's too good, right?
Yeah.
I get it.
The restaurant business. My business. What else?
What did you got? What's with us? You might be the new Long Island killer or something.
Yeah. That's what we think. There we go. Your profile never killed anybody. Yeah. We don't have to.
We know that though. You might be the Stanford Connecticut killer. I can't vouch for that. I don't know that. I don't know that. I can't vouch for that.
A string of bodies between queens and almyra.
If somebody asks me, I've known Parks a long time. I can vouch that he ain't never fucking killed somebody.
I can see it like, yo, I never saw the signs. Like that's how it always be.
Yeah, we could be the alibi.
He was such an upstanding guy.
I refuse to believe it. I never saw that side of him.
I'm really glad that I have this mystique guys
Anyway pose here hey, bro shit. Fucks. Anyway, Poe is here. Hey, Poe. He might be the killer, too.
Now that you know it, that's what we're talking about.
Stop it now, Jimmy.
That might really be the killer.
Don't ask that.
I feel like that.
Hey, Poe, hold that.
I feel like this is racist now.
No, no.
I mean, you fit the profile.
Oh, dang.
Wait a second.
Whoa.
What'd you do?
She can say that, though.
She had, you know.
It's true.
She can get that off.
Poe fit the profile? Yes. What's the profile? You can't say that though. She had. It's true. She can get that off. Both fit the profile?
Yes.
What's the profile?
You can't say that.
Between 30 and 45 years old, white men.
What's that? What else?
That's good enough.
That's pretty much it.
That's the fucking profile.
In a 38 year old white car.
Girl.
I mean, you know, you can either be like a totally,
you know, isolate or you could have mad charisma.
It just kind of goes, yeah.
You got a cat too, don't you?
My cat passed away today.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What?
Today?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Pogs, what?
recipe's cherished you.
Wait a second.
Pogs.
Fuck it, man.
Yo, you fucking.
Yo, we was getting ready to leave.
Hey, fuck, freeze.
I didn't know.
Freeze.
Help me.
Come on, nigga.
Why don't you have a fucking heart fortune? I didn't fucking know.
What was that?
Because I was gonna say something.
Oh my God.
Please.
We good.
I apologize.
We not good.
I didn't know.
Sorry.
That's okay.
That was, come on.
You're a dad.
Okay, you don't fit the profile anymore.
You love it.
Yeah, you don't fit the profile no more.
You're good.
Yeah, okay.
I want you back.
Wait a second.
That'd be part of the villain story. What are y'all talking about? Ever since Jerry died, he're good. Yeah, okay. I want you wait a second that'd be part of the
Dog
No, you right the world 900 Russians after that Ain't been the same since. Yeah, it's a fact. Since cheers eat out.
900 Russians after that dog.
Anyway, Bo's here, Ericson's here, Cory's here.
Tanner save honorable.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, gay.
Gay.
Yeah.
I gotta stop saying that, too.
You guys are a mess up here.
You guys stop saying what?
Gay.
Uh, yo.
Friends, friends.
Friends.
Fuck with that no more. Mm. Let me push up on you. Friends. Fuck that no more.
You can say what you want. When they call me for the deposition,
I'm telling the truth.
Same.
You can say whatever the fuck you want.
They ain't just gonna come book me.
I'm famous, so they gonna talk to me first
and ask me to come in with my lawyer.
I done did it a few times.
I held y'all down.
Hey, when I went in, I held y'all down, niggas.
It wasn't on the whole thing.
If it smoked with me, it was just content, niggas.
When the feds call, I'm holding you down.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, come on, man.
I'm the God. I'm the God.
Unless what? Unless what?
They start hitting you with some potential years
and some involvement.
That wouldn't be possible. That is impossible.
That's impossible.
That is impossible. Impossible.
I live so straight.
Feds listening now, nigga.
Yo, I live so straight.
I don't play none of them criminal games.
You think niggas know you held it down for them?
No, but that ain't why you hold it down.
That's true.
You don't hold it down so nobody can know.
You just do it because that's who you are.
Facts.
Okay.
Respect. You don't hold it down so nobody can know. You just do it, because that's who you are. Facts. OK.
Respect.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
By the way, Flip, who is on your?
You have no, wait, Rukman, hold on, man.
You held it down for the fact and still came in here firing.
And you know what, you bitch ass niggas?
You scammers!
You scammed!
And I'm like, huh? You shut up. Sorry.
You just solid.
You a solid guy?
Not me, nigga.
Not me.
I hold it down for you, nigga.
I want some shit.
Hey, Europe.
I held it down now.
What we gonna do about this?
What we doing about this, my nigga?
You put up a lot of smoke and mirrors, yo.
You a trickster, yo.
You call him right away?
Yeah, he bugged out.
He bugged out.
Nothing but you.
You hold it down, you call him right away.
Europe?
No, I give him like 10 minutes.
I'm like, what? I'm like, what? I'm like, what You a trickster, yo. You call him right away?
Yeah, he bugged out.
He bugged out.
Nothing but you.
You hold it down, you call him right away.
No, I give him like 10 minutes.
I'm gonna call him when I get home.
Cause if you call him in the building,
they still listening.
I get in the car, start driving, I call him.
Nah, I mean, that's good.
I make sure nothing in my life
can even appear to have criminality.
I get mad at people in my life
for having to be on their third Cash App account.
Oh, oh, oh, move it, move it.
Scram, scram.
Whoa.
But real quick, how?
Move it now.
No, no, I can't use Zell no more.
I can't use Zell no more, it don't work.
Get away from me.
I know what that means, we good.
Yeah, yeah.
And some of y'all out there be calling for favors
with the account that the feds is watching. Yeah
So now the feds is I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. No, just like no
Do you think people would extend you the same?
It ain't why the reciprocity.
It ain't why you do it.
You do it because it's you.
No, but hold on.
I know, I get it, but even if you talk about
reciprocity to me, nigga, bitch ass niggas,
do you think that because you live on the street,
and yeah, hell that shit.
Because you live in the street, remember he said on Patreon,
the friendship wasn't whatever that was.
Reciprocity, yes.
Reciprocal. Reciprocity, yes. Reciprocal.
Reciprocal.
It wasn't reciprocal, but we're gonna move on from that.
Okay.
Do you think that,
even if you do that for somebody else,
how does it make you feel that people
may not do the same for you, even if you're living straight?
Does that play in the back of your mind?
Like the first time a situation happen for you,
some niggas don't talk about it,
but a nigga will use that chance to kick you back in.
But you do the same thing,
but behind the scenes you move different.
Like you contribute to niggas not,
lives not changing drastically.
If you understand what I mean.
So do you feel like niggas would extend you that same grace?
Or how do you feel that knowing that niggas
may not extend you that same grace?
You know what I mean?
I don't really think about if people would do it for me one if I had to think about it
No, I don't think people would do it for me
Three that plays no factor in why I do whatever I do for whoever I do it for and for
I have to be like this because if I weren't like this it would be subtract one from the good guys
Which is already a small group and it would be subtract one from the good guys,
which is already a small group,
and it would be another one over there
to the niggas that's gonna do some bitch ass shit
when they at the crossroads.
Got it.
So I have to be this way
to keep the numbers somewhat balanced.
It's character.
Yeah.
Your character can't just change
just because the lights are off
and nobody's looking, you know what I mean?
My man, people's character change because people don't. is change just because the lights are off and nobody's looking, you know what I mean? Character.
My man, people's character change
because people don't.
And it's understated that how I'm talking
is not always how I've been.
Like I played with Isha about that lens
he look at me through, but there was a day
where people looked at me through a really, really,
really bad lens, because that was the equity
that I built in people.
So this is a 44 year old
B 45 year old nigger speaking from like a lot of times today when the internet people
think because you're saying one thing that you haven't lived on the other side. So I
just want to be correct in that. Well we know the internet doesn't allow growth. Nope. Zero.
Wherever they met you that's who you are. I've been the guy to not be trusted by people.
To not be trusted by companies.
To be viewed as irate, erratic, crazy, psycho,
non-trustworthy, and we're not even talking
about this company, we're talking about family,
friends, girls until we fucked.
And you saying that you gave them a reason to feel that way, girls until we fucked. Uh.
And you saying that you gave them a reason to feel that way.
That's your accountability.
Sure, sure, certainly, certainly.
Back in the day, hell yeah.
And part of understanding that is accepting today
that they might still view you that way.
Like they are correct if that's how they want to view you.
You can't get mad at them for holding you
to yesterday's standard if you gave them that. Some people don't update,
and they just don't fuck with you based on how you used to be.
I agree, I need people to update.
That's why I agree with that.
But if they don't, it's still,
that's where the accountability come in.
Yeah, got it.
Even if they don't, it's like,
well, I still made it this way,
so I just gotta live with it.
If you don't, if you don't update.
And the update is within you.
Yeah.
You update.
They can never update. True, true. It don't matter if they update or not. That's what I'm saying. You update. They can never update.
It don't matter if they update or not.
That's what I'm saying.
You the person that has to update.
If you really hope that they would update,
then you should just update
because step one of that starts at you being the update.
For sure.
People will eventually update.
Some people don't take it.
Or not.
Or not.
Or not.
And sometimes it's just convenient for them to consider,
you know, regard you in the antiquated way of what you once were. You know what I mean?
They don't want to.
And listen, antiquated as we go further into like steeper waters,
the boat needs to be lighter.
Wait, hello?
Something's wrong with you though.
Anybody can't go?
No, the other day-
You're right, if it's a dinghy, I don't want to be in the middle of the fucking ocean.
There were some people that I was like this with from 20, 25 years ago that I stand on
why ever we stop talking.
Like, I still stand on that.
So great, that needed to be the end of that.
That don't change what it was 25 years ago though.
That's what I'm saying.
The boat just had to get a little.
But then.
But that's kind of what I'm saying.
Look, even if that person changed today,
you stand on what, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh wow.
And that person just,
they could be the best person in the world today.
Oh well, I'm standing on what happened.
You're putting the energy out there for people to treat you to feel the same way about you.
And you have to accept that.
I would want people to understand that I grew.
I enforce boundaries.
Some of them, if you cross, there's no coming back.
I get that far.
It's not a long list.
Yeah, I get that far.
It's not a long list, but I enforce boundaries.
But to me, there's only minuscule, unforgivable offenses.
A lot of offenses can be forgiven.
To you.
To you.
That's your list.
Somebody else could have a whole different thing
and shit that they not forgiving.
Got it.
And forgiveness don't mean forgotten.
Yeah, okay.
I have no problem, my forgiveness is through the meter
because I'm trying to be built through
my higher powers likeness.
So my forgiveness is whatever.
That don't mean that we're not about to change course of action moving forward.
Does your forgiveness equate to when I see you I can say hello?
Of course.
I can always say hello.
God, we might never be cool again though.
I can always say hello.
I speak.
I think that's part of being an adult.
I can always say hello and be cordial and be in the same room.
My mom used to tell me even a dog could bark.
I could be in the same elevator.
You could say hello.
That don't mean you gotta be cool.
I could be in a phone booth.
Like I can coexist with people.
That's a plus.
You're a trickster, man.
It's complicated, New York.
Because your coexistence, right, sometimes give off the wrong message.
Because you can coexist, it gives off the message that...
We cool. We cool again.
And because people value your friendship,
or whether it's your status currently,
or whether they miss what you guys had,
that can give mixed signals.
Uh, that's coming from...
coming from a...
coming from a perspective that's not balanced.
Got it. Okay. I don't put any merit in that perspective. You need two signatures for that's not balanced. Got it.
I don't put any merit in that perspective.
You need two signatures for that to be true.
Okay.
You need two signatures on that end sheet
for you to know if we cool.
You just surmising that we cool from behavior
that you see in passing,
because I'm just that type of stand up person.
That's on you.
I don't take that into account. So how would they know if you cool?
It's a good question Freeze. How about somebody as opposed to do you say it to them?
I would imagine if you reach out. Assuming it's based off of actions.
What do you mean how would they know? Do y'all know I am a beacon of light?
Just stop it. I'm not stopping nothing. I'm a beacon of light. I'm warm. I'm loving I'm giving I'm caring
I'm thoughtful people know
You're gonna know your to your example of in passing if they assume that if you're not seeing that version
Then you ain't supposed to know who gives a fuck about what you know
That's why do I why am I waiting to see what that person knows they not?
That they are what the young kids say, NPC.
Well, Joe, because I know I don't want to. What is that?
Non-playable. Non-playable.
Non-playable.
It's a video game shit.
Okay.
You don't.
And I do think that we should start at some point.
We should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
I was just saying that, like, if you fall out with somebody based off of a misunderstanding
or the knowledge that they lack of, and you guys had a great past together, like, just
when you was around me, whatever, whatever, we was cool.
But based off a misunderstanding or not a lack of communication,
but based off a lack of knowledge, you fall out.
You don't think that you could end up becoming cool again
because that thing that you fell out for
was based off of lack of knowledge on their part.
If you understand what I'm saying.
I think I understand.
I don't wanna make it-
I feel like you may not be understanding some of what I've been trying to say, so let me try it another way. Listen to me. No, I understand. I don't want to make it. I feel like you may not be understanding
some of what I've been trying to say,
so let me try it another way.
Listen to me.
No, I understand what you're saying.
I'm just saying like...
I'm telling you that my forgiveness levels
are so great, greater than the norm.
They are so great that whoever you talking about
that's on this list really did some fuck shit.
Period for me, got it. Like if we talking about this on this list, really did some fuck shit. Period for me, got it.
Like if we talking about somebody where it's
not just a misunderstanding.
But that's the introduction to it.
It's like it was a misunderstanding.
If you hear the stories, you always misunderstand,
I thought this, but it really wasn't that.
Well that's from people that don't have closure.
And I'm not here to get closure.
Got it.
I'm not here to get closure at all it. I'm not here to get closure at all.
I'm here.
Blessings to all.
Blessings, blessings, blessings.
This is the weekend.
Yeah, it's getting good.
I told you niggas, it's the weekend.
That's all I'm getting.
Y'all getting happy.
It's the weather.
I know what the rain does.
It's the weather.
I know what the rain does.
It's okay.
The rain's what it does, yeah.
It's okay.
We get introspective when the weather looks like this.
Let's go, Mel.
And I'm still here to hug you, nigga.
I see you over here.
Yeah.
I see you, my boy.
Is this all right?
I love you.
Look at him.
Look at my boy.
What's Cory for?
Cory was what?
Look at him, he got the shades on.
Look, here y'all go.
Don't worry about it.
Well, he started it.
We didn't know.
Cory looked just fine.
Just tell him you love him.
Okay, we love you, Cory.
He don't look fine.
Look at that nigga.
Look at that nigga. Going through it. He look like shit. Just tell him you love him. Okay, we love you Cory. Look at that nigger. Look at that nigger. Going through, he look like shit.
Oh man.
Look at Mel, we want to know some shit.
What you going through, I want to ask.
It's Cory and Conklee.
Doesn't, I'm great.
I'm fucking amazing.
Yeah.
That's all I got.
Okay, yeah.
Look, you're used to me having some followers shit.
I don't have that though.
Because you do.
I don't have none though.
I'm fucking amazing. I'm here in love.
I love all the, I love y'all.
Y'all know that?
We gonna find out who the fuck Parks is.
Yeah, that's it.
We love you too, yo.
Yeah, that's it.
We love you too, man.
That's it.
I mean, almost everybody said it.
We love you too.
He don't say I love you.
He don't say that.
He don't say that.
Oh shit.
Just say ditto.
Look, but look at him.
It's the same thing. Just say ditto. Look, but look at him. It's the same thing, just say ditto.
We love you too, Ish.
Niggas love you, boy.
Look, look, look.
He go, you realize?
Yo.
It's okay to say you love people.
Yo, he's one of them niggas, yo.
I know that.
God's right.
We love you, Ish.
But then if I sleep him on the set, then it's gonna be a whole thing.
Like Virginia versus Jersey.
Like Virginia gonna think I'm trying to set it
if I sleep him for this shit.
Look at this shit.
What happen when I wake up?
Assume it.
You go to the safe.
I'm gonna wake up.
He go to the safe.
I'm not.
Assume it.
Nah, I don't gotta go to the safe.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh you talking crazy. Go to the phone. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh you talking crazy.
Go to the phone?
I'ma sleep forever?
I think the only person that would look for you
is your wife.
That's not true.
And I think I can make up other reasons
why you would never come home to your wife.
I watch a lot of movies y'all, leave me alone.
I watch a lot of these shit with niggas.
Honey!
He bet Sunshine. Honey! Going skiing for the weekend with Frank and the guys.
Niggas never return. She watch them too.
Yo, pal with us. She watch. Pal with me. Pal with me.
Yo, shut up. And let me get that hoodie, man.
Yo, move along my brother. I saw be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. That's really nice. Wait, if you already loved him, then why you ain't saying it first then?
I don't know, somebody got beat the other person
to the punch.
Oh, you was one of those.
That's not true.
I'll say it first.
You'll say it first?
Yeah.
Okay.
Which one happens in the past more often?
You saying it first or them saying it first?
I mean, I wasn't really keeping record.
How'd you say it? I don't really keeping record. How'd you say it?
I don't have a problem with.
Did you say it cool?
Yo, you know I love you, right girl?
Yo, I think I.
You say R&B Tuesdays?
I think I might.
I don't know if I wanna say it.
Well, how many times have you been in love?
I've been feeling funny lately.
How many times have I been in love?
Butterflies.
I've been feeling tingly.
Five or six.
You've been in love five or six times?
Yeah.
Damn, see?
Quit love, love.
Oh shit.
And love?
Like even in like, in retrospect, thinking back.
Boy, you got a heart, boy.
Wow.
Boy, love, you ain't supposed to give love out like that.
No wonder you act like that, nigga.
You give out too much love.
Nigga, you been in a relationship for as long.
No, but you give out too much love.
You give out too much, why you act like that.
You're giving out too much love, boy.
There's gonna be two bitches, nigga.
Damn, Ish.
You're just loving motherfuckers.
How the fuck have you 50 and not, nigga?
What are you talking about?
Ish, that's too much love, Ish.
No, it's not.
Six women in your life you love?
In love with.
I don't think that's crazy.
In love with, head over heels?
Yeah, that's not crazy.
Yes, nigga. How long it take you to fall in love? Two days. Um, I can't think that's crazy. In love with, head over heels? Yeah, that's not crazy. Yes, nigga.
How long it take you to fall in love?
Two days.
I can't lie.
Nah, I don't take...
Nah, that's kinda a lot.
To me it's a lot.
You don't think so, freak?
You've been in love with more than six girls.
That's not true.
I call bullshit.
Caring about somebody and being in love
is two different things.
I call bullshit.
I can't tell nobody else they feelings,
but all right, you got it.
Hey. Look, y'all, we ain't gotta always fight. I call bullshut now. I can't tell nobody else they feelin' in here with lipstick on it. God damn. She be missing her whole mouth.
They get on Instagram.
Then she get on Instagram. Do some fucking workout posts.
She get Instagram do some fucking workout post
I love you ish He keep his finger by the button.
He hang up mad quick.
And yo, I'll talk to you click.
Yo, I love you.
All right, bye.
I hate that shit.
I hate somebody that hang up so fast.
You're lying though, but it's cool.
You got it, bro.
All right, ask Joe.
Mal, how many times you been in love?
Joe don't hang up fast.
To me.
I love this. How many times you been in love? To me, I love this. I'm I'm gonna tell you been in love now, but now
Parameters on it. How many times?
Let me tell you been in love now. Okay. No, I want to hear what he was gonna say
We're throwing the ball to you.
Yep, answer flip.
Oh shit, I didn't ask that fish then, nigga.
Oh shit.
I thought it was a lawsuit.
You repeat it.
I'm trying to get out that shit.
Oh shit.
Four.
Oh.
Ice.
Three.
Like for real, for real.
I'm not talking about the I'm drunk in the club.
For real.
You lying, but.
I'm not lying.
Four.
That's your thing to tell people to, four.
That's your thing to tell people they lying.
We telling you four, yeah, you gave out a lot of love.
I did, okay.
He's older than us.
There's times I thought I was in love
and in retrospect. It didn't work out.
That's what I'm saying, in retrospect, you think.
Yeah, man. So four, definitely, but then what I mean? There's times I thought I was in love and in retrospect. That's what I'm saying, in retrospect you think.
Yeah, man.
So four definitely, but then if I was to add the ones
I thought, it goes up to like fucking eight.
But is it, do you say you weren't in love
even though you thought you were in love
because it didn't work out?
No, it was that it was.
Niggas got it off, right?
Fuck off.
I'm not saying anything. You can still be in love even if he shouldn't be. was that it was... Niggas got it off, right? Fuck off.
You can still be in love even if he
shouldn't.
So you know what I...
Fuck off.
So you found the shoe box and knocked you
out of love? No.
She struck that one for the record?
No, no.
He's on the record.
He's on the record.
I kind of think about love in terms of agape love.
You know what I mean?
All right, what else came?
What music came?
Let's see what we got.
You can't do that, bro.
No, no, that's a business.
Somebody have a song ready.
I want to know what agape love means.
I don't know the full agape.
What does that mean? No, it's just like agape love me. I don't know the fucking agape. What that mean?
No, it's just like.
Agape nigga.
Oh, the tequila shit.
Tequila love, yeah.
Sometimes I get tequila.
I've been in a lot of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been in that.
For sure.
Molly love, that one too?
Yeah, it's like, no.
It's like a mutually fulfilling type of healthy love.
Wait, hold on.
That nigga arms mad.
It's so funny. Yo, wait nigga arms, man.
Yo wait, yo, he dropped something. I seen his home, to a traffic.
Pick it up and be in here.
Yo, that nigga said.
Pick it up and be in. That niggas.
That niggas.
Yo.
Yo.
That shit over. That shit over the fuck.
Yo, oh damn.
Yo.
I thought I was only with a peek.
My hands is not that short boy.
Oh shit.
It's a toy.
But don't do that up here.
We will get it if you fall.
That was...
Oh man.
Just off the muscle reflex.
I know, you drop some shit, you be in the house,
try to get it fast before anyway,
aw fuck, I ain't got it no more.
You was like, uh oh.
He tapped out of that door, passed his ass.
Yo, uh huh.
He was like, I got, oh shit.
Yo, really, yo.
Oh shit.
Oh my God, dog.
That's fine.
Yo, oh shit.
Yo, that nigga was like.
T-Wex.
My daughter likes T-Wex.
See, okay.
That fucked up. I know. I'm sorry, man. T-Wex. Fuck. Fuck. My daughter be like T-Wex.
Okay.
Fucked up.
I'm sorry, man.
I'ma get him, I'ma get him.
Oh my fucking God.
Yeah man, this shit is higher nigga.
Yo, that gravity.
Yo, that floor was hard.
Yo, boy.
But listen, no genius.
Would you play with that gravity?
He talking about the world.
Oh, man.
Alright, man.
I'm sorry.
I just had to look up Agape.
Go ahead, go back.
Go back.
Look up.
Read it for them.
It's crazy, yo.
What do you mean?
He lost it. Yeah, I got it them. Well, it's crazy, yo. What do you mean? He lost it.
Yeah, I got it.
He backstarded that bullshit real quick.
They talked about a Goppy of the mouth.
A Goppy of the mouth.
That's a gape.
Whoa, it's too different.
Yes.
You can't say that up here.
Just explain, man.
What the fuck?
Don't talk about gape figures.
That one I don't know.
A gape is when your mouth is wide open.
Or.
Whoa.
Or. Whoa.
Or.
A category I pour up.
Yeah, it happens to be over there.
You click that, you know.
She don't ever know the hood version of nothing.
What nothing means.
Agape love is a Greek word that refers to a pure, unconditional, and sacrificial love
for others.
Goddamn, boy.
Of course you found it.
You just be fucking reading this shit.
It's often considered the highest form of love. All found it. You just be fucking reading this shit.
It's often considered the highest form of love.
All you do is stand by that fucking library
in your house with the vines and read.
What the fuck is an agape?
Niggas don't even know that.
It's how you feel about your wife.
Yes.
Yes, there you go.
Thank you, thank you.
Well.
It's how y'all feel about your significant others, correct?
Correct, yeah, of course.
That's why I think it's a good thing, right?
Yes, it's a great thing, yeah.
Yes, yes.
I have a gate for my wife.
We just love our wives.
Hey, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You don't have a gate for me.
I have a gate for everything.
Oh my god.
Open up my wide.
Yo, this guy is crazy.
So, man, I'm finished with you. Oh, yeah, no, so, I mean.
Lost the translation.
No, no, no, it's like a relationship that I would have said I was in love in hindsight looking at it.
No, it wasn't love.
It was just a little infatuation, a little obsession.
Were you obsessed with it?
Brickle some delusion in there.
A lot of delulu shit.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was fucked up.
Wait, obsessed?
My definition of obsessed is the right definition.
It's the right one?
Oh, man.
Any?
Yo, dawg.
I mean, both.
Both.
It was just, it was bad.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't try to say love with a nigga.
We were both very toxic.
No, just say you was obsessed.
Don't try to act.
He's not here to confirm.
He's not here to confirm. We were both very toxic. We were both very toxic.
No. I'm gonna die motherfucking showin' up at
my door unannounced after being blocked.
That's not obsession.
Come on.
Showing up at my door unannounced?
I'm coming to see who...
I thought something was wrong with your phone. I came to the next one.
I came to see who was here number one, number two.
I came to check some shit.
What would you guys describe a girl doing the exact same thing to y'all?
obsessed
Before I did what before? Pop-ups.
Pop-ups.
No.
That's why he didn't say nothing.
He did morning pop-ups?
What?
That pop-up's a behind the ceiling like a backpack.
Looking at the bitch through the vent.
That nigga walked out.
Fucking fold the neck.
The neck's tail go off.
Wild on the phone with him. Yeah. What? Yeah. Nigga, Nokia go off. I was proactive in looking for Me? You know? What? I agree with that. That's hilarious.
Well you don't try to bring no time for my man shit on.
I was proactive in looking for resolution.
Mm, that's what we're gonna call it?
Okay.
Why would he just departmental?
Keep that way in the fucking tuck.
Yo, you was an attorney in your other life.
He right.
That's what it was.
I was proactive in looking for resolution,
and I didn't grow up with my dad in my house, sometimes I didn't know how to handle my own way. He went
It's the truth what you want I was raised by mother. Oh, yeah, okay
Teach me everything about how to handle
So I've been a grown man get mine out in the street and sometimes I didn't make the best decision
I respect that Joe had nobody had nobody to turn to.
Sorry for telling you that you're getting vulnerable with your own.
Oh my God.
I'm with you.
This is you being vulnerable, yes?
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Remember on Patreon, you see your face?
Look at me in the eye, Flip.
I will never get vulnerable.
The Patreon is out right now, y'all.
Look at me in the eye, nigga.
I will never get vulnerable with you, boy.
Let me take my glasses.
I will never get vulnerable with you.
So you'll be vulnerable with your own.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I will never get vulnerable with you, boy. Boy, let me take my glasses.
I'll never get vulnerable with you.
So you'll be vulnerable now, yes?
I hate it here.
You're doing the same shit.
We're supposed to be at work.
This is hard work.
Come on, what dogecad did?
Let me tell you what I think a dogecad is.
Look, my nose.
You got some boogers and some shit right there.
Still?
Yeah, you gotta eat it now.
I was just about to ask you,
what used to do with them in school?
I'm gonna use it at back class.
You don't have a napkin on you.
Don't look at me funny like you got a fucking Kleenex on you.
What were you doing with it?
You got the blue velvet on the chair.
Yo, mad adults, I be catching
with the booger without the tissue, me too.
You do obviously.
Yo, that's your bag.
What?
You go up there with two fingers.
Like, I don't fuck me up here like this.
No, I'm Clint Eastwood with it, nigga.
I'm the whistler.
You're the whistler.
I'm plucking them shit.
Yo, let me get the window down in the car with some wind
and the sticky shit that won't leave.
It's a sticky one.
Then you flick it, it's. It just sticked in. Ah! Ah!
Did you flick it?
It's on this finger.
God damn it!
Ah!
Yo, I'm a nasty nigger.
Oh, man.
Anyway, man, whatever.
We here, though.
We here.
I don't care, man.
All right.
That's fine.
We listen and we don't tell people how bad we're judging.
Okay.
That's a better...
That's a little bit better.
That's true.
That's better. I ain't gonna hold up.
You listen out there, I'm never gonna stop judging y'all.
I'm just telling the truth today.
Yo, there will never be a day where I'm, hold up.
Yo, gamma.
Y'all see me?
Take your glasses off so you can talk to me.
Nah, fuck these niggas. Hey, there will never be a day on this earth
where I choose to not judge y'all.
Y'all see the shit y'all be doing?
Are y'all crazy?
Judging the fuck out of y'all.
You put it right out there for me.
And people you related to.
Sorry.
Occasionally.
I ain't that mature yet, 47, 48. You niggas is out there on
bullshit
Judging the fuck out of y'all with my girl late at night on the phone
Happy to be the best. Oh, yeah. We sending y'all Instagrams. Yeah. Are you crazy? This whole shit that was going on back and forth
Hey, we sending the whole thread to each other, girl.
Look, look, look.
I can't wait for summer time.
She was smart.
I can sit with my wife somewhere and judge people in public.
That's the best shit.
That's the best shit.
People watching.
We go live for people watching.
Yes, yeah.
And judge.
Absolutely.
That is some of the best shit about it.
But this internet shit is amazing now, though.
Which part?
No, I'm just judging.
Oh, yeah.
Like he's talking about.
People just put it out there. Sit right there,, I'm just judging. Oh yeah. Like he's talking about. People just put it out there.
Sit right there, send it to me.
Gladly.
Me and my girl be having a blast
until she's become,
she's also a social injustice warrior
for black related issues.
So we be having a blast until she send over,
what's this shit you wanted to talk about now?
Hey, did you guys cover the Carmelo Anthony situation?
The homophabe?
No, baby, we didn't.
No, Carmelo Anthony is the young black guy.
The boy that killed, yeah.
Young black guy who killed the white guy
who was the twin who came over and they was fighting
with them and it was a whole big.
From the school, yeah.
Thing there.
It's like, yo, did y'all cover that?
I'm like, no, it's like an entertainment.
You wanna hear us? It's like, you, did y'all cover that? I'm like, no, it's like an entertainment. You want to hear us?
She's like, you're just trying to piss me off right now.
It's like a stupid, yo.
Anyway, at some point we should cover that.
But not now.
You know the story, right?
You did your research on me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, yeah, yeah.
It's crazy.
I don't do that because I get mad.
You get mad at whom?
At whom?
Just the situation?
Society. Society? Society.
Society.
Well he has, his GoFundMe, not GoFundMe, but, because the GoFundMe they started for him,
GoFundMe deleted it.
And then he started something else, but he raised more money than the kid that passed
away.
GoFundMe deleted it?
GoFundMe, yes, discontinued the funding or whatever,
donations that were going to him, they stopped it.
So what happens to the money in that instance?
I have no, it goes back.
I think it automatically reverses
and sends back to the people who donated.
Oh, that's trash.
Yeah, a lot of people were mad about that.
That's trash.
They should give them the bread and then delete it.
You know what I'm saying? Because people may not go give again, or they might not that. Or go for it. They should give him the bread and then delete it. You know what I'm saying?
Because people may not go give again.
Or they might not know where to go give again.
His bail is set to a million dollars.
But it isn't.
So it's crazy.
Yeah, y'all got to inform me on what took place.
We will.
Later on.
Hey, Flip.
In the meantime.
Who are these people on your shirt?
Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask you earlier.
She asked me earlier.
These are people that I know.
Says my crazy friends.
Yeah, people that I'm familiar with.
And, um, yeah, I just decided to put their mug shots,
these criminal girls' mug shots on my shirt.
I feel like I just saw this one.
Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
I just saw-
That rose.
Yeah, so you know, just decided to celebrate
my friends and their behavior. That's an interesting way to celebrate people, but- Yeah, thank you. Sure. Yeah, so you know, just decided to celebrate my friends and their behavior.
That's an interesting way to celebrate people, but.
Yeah, thank you.
Sure.
We celebrate in our own way, we listen and we don't judge.
That's true.
No, we judge internally.
Yeah.
So.
Okay.
All right, so I didn't see that.
I'm with you, Mel.
I just saw that one.
Tell me, stop, nigga.
Zion is disgusting.
That's what it was.
That nigga is a nut.
He gotta sit down.
He's enjoying life, Joe.
He's what, 25?
I don't know. If that...
Y'all got it.
Y'all got it, big dog.
I said you got it already, so you don't have to look at me.
But we don't know what you said we got.
What do we have? And I'm saying that you got it already, which don't have to look at me. But we don't know what you said we got. What do we have?
He do.
And I'm saying that you got it already,
which means I submit to the thinking.
You yield.
Yeah, yeah, y'all got it.
Got it.
Y'all ain't tricking me to say some of my outlandish
fucking thoughts about Zion's nasty roster.
As he says.
You crazy?
Roster isn't nasty.
Shit.
It's not nasty.
Not nasty, he doesn't have a nasty Rasta.
Would you, nasty is subjective.
That's true.
So this is opinion based.
True.
So there's no need for us to fight over it.
Y'all could think his shit is fire.
In our 40s we got more discernment than him.
I'll fuck you up.
Early 20s with Mad Bread,
we might have been running around,
jumping around the same way. Somebody might have thought our Rasta's was nasty when we was, early 20s with mad bread, we might have been running around, jumping around the same way.
Somebody might have thought our rosters was nasty
when we was in our 20s.
They didn't.
They did?
They didn't.
I disagree.
They didn't.
Okay.
Nigga had the Hall of Fame roster.
Yeah, nobody thought that.
That's not true.
Nobody, no, you had a very intimate look at things,
but the grand scheme, the perspective,
nobody ever said that about me.
Maybe you, maybe you, maybe you was fucking the midbacks in your 20s.
I was not.
And we didn't all, me and you don't have to have
have a shared experience.
No, I know.
I'm just saying that's subjective.
So speak from your shit.
Like I can't speak from fucking the mid in my 20s.
That's subjective.
But speak for you.
I know.
I am.
Did you?
Somebody else could have viewed it that way.
Sure.
I'm sure he don't view that that way.
What about you?
How you view it?
Mine?
My own personal experiences?
There's something joking around.
No, I'm asking you.
No, man, I'm just kidding.
My own personal experiences could have been mid
to some niggas.
That's cool.
It's all right.
He professed to X.
I'm joking around.
Yo, dog, I barely spoke.
You were the one talking.
I know.
But we wanna explain the joke.
I'll never look back and say say damn, that was some mid.
Yeah, that's it.
And somebody else might.
Yo, Ish just didn't go outside with his mid.
Y'all don't let this fucking pretty boy Tony shit fool you.
That's not true.
He just didn't go outside with his mid.
He fucked mad mid.
We all have fucked mad mid.
Yeah, but we talk about your mid.
I have fucked mad.
So, Pete, stand on it.
We talk about your Ari, nigga.
Stand on your mid.
Your Ari, nigga, that's true.
Yo, y'all niggas is dumb.
Nigga, you not midless.
I didn't say I was.
So stiff.
I didn't say I was.
You creating something that ain't even there.
We all have mid.
Yes.
See, you can't help it.
You can't help, but we all.
Oh, you think that he should just keep it on himself
and leave you out of it.
I'm asking him to get his own.
Bro, we start talking about Zion.
But get your own bullpen.
I got my own.
I sleep on the bench.
I don't sleep on the floor.
Ooh.
You can do what you want.
It's your own.
Ain't nobody else in there.
Oh, good reverse.
What you do when the killers come in?
Sleep on the bench.
No, get up, yo.
It's wake up time now.
No, they kick you on the floor.
You sleep stomach down?
What? Oh shit. Sleep on the side, nigga. On his back. How, they kick you on the floor. You sleep stomach down? What?
Oh shit.
Sleep on the side, nigga.
How you, how you, how you, how you, how you?
Yo, nigga, playin' with you.
He said it.
Yo, we got a lovely fuckin' gift lined up for you today,
man, we got it, yo.
That nigga playin' with you, yo.
Yo, that's bad stomach down on the bench.
Cause you can do like this.
Nigga, if you sleep with your eye, fuck you up, nigga. You step with your stomach down on the bench, and you don do like this. Nigga, if you sleep with your eye, fuck you up nigga.
You slept with your stomach down on the bench,
in the who style?
He don't get the bench.
The floor?
He nigga goes to the floor.
He said he goes to the floor.
In the corner.
Oh, so he have to make it.
He go ahead or he go home?
I went to the floor before.
No, I get the V out.
Listen, hold on.
Nigga ain't never put me on the floor.
Wait, hold on, who the fuck he talking to?
Yeah, sometimes the bench is just too short.
Like there's a lot of things with the bench.
The floor is more comfortable.
I wanted a floor before, nigga.
I believe you.
And I cleared the whole corner right by the entrance, nigga.
Yeah, I don't know the fuck you talking about.
What you talking about, nigga?
I get the VIP bullpen for 20 years,
the one they just started giving you
when you got this gig up here.
The one where you were.
I get that one.
I get the Skybox bullpen, nigga.
I get the Skybox.
Wait, let me land. I've been in one bullpen since I've been here. Can I land first, please? Only nigga. I bet I get the sky
What can I land okay, I get the sky box I get the American dream of bullpens nigga Why you may pump watch your fucking you didn't I know so I got mine on my own merit not on a hit
Wait that's not for you cheat man at the hit my merit Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I can't some cool like the talk do a jail and I wonder always and they could watch your fucking mouth, but that's true sometimes
You said 20 years. No, that's gonna be true sometime. They couldn't put me over there. I was a big demon
Hurry up and bring this bell money dog. I'm like, alright, I got you
And there's a few niggas I never pay back off the bill
Don't drop in my mail like that. And there's a few niggas I never paid back off the bill.
Oh, you got me.
That's fucked up.
I was fucked up.
And you rich.
So pay it back.
That's what make it more fucked up.
Pay it back then.
Yo, I got you.
I didn't pay everybody.
Wait, hold on.
We going to just.
If somebody come in here.
If somebody remind you that you owe them money, would you pay them back now?
No, everybody stop before I get really angry.
For play play.
Mr. McGee.
Y'all paid everybody back.
On the bell?
Yes. In the world.
I don't owe nobody no money.
Later on? Yeah, I know.
I think I did. In life though, I'm saying.
I think I did. Everybody?
I think I did. No.
Not my dad. He never repaired it. Yeah, that's the only person think I did. Everybody? No. I think I did. No. Not my dad, he never repaired it.
Yeah, that's the only person that I met, yo.
Have I borrowed some money from you?
You fucking right, I paid you back.
Can I be vulnerable with y'all?
Yes, you did.
Yeah.
I think that's like,
I think something about how I was raised
or how I grew up, like it's a thing with me.
I gotta leave some time in between.
The payback?
I'm talking about normal shit too,
like Corey sent me the cash app
for the nigga that fucking cleaned the cars.
I'm like, all right, but give it a second.
It can't be right away.
Yeah, it's something about paying right away.
No, nigga, AT&T cut the phone off, nigga.
You're not getting it when you're supposed to get it.
I feel like that was something.
I do not.
People.
I ain't going to lie to you.
Well, we know you do.
Sometimes I got to see if you could cover it.
You know what's crazy?
He serious.
Deadass.
No, no, not today.
I am serious, uh, pulling from another time in my life before Ubers, when we used to peek
out the window and see if the chick was gonna cover the cab or text us.
And you dirty bitches would text us while I'm looking from the window. Dog, just pay the meter.
Just pay the meter.
Like my dick mad soft now when you can't pay the meter.
That's not mid, that's not mid.
That's a great question.
That's a great question, and yes.
I don't know if we knew, I did not know that was mid.
I'm answering the hindsight.
We're answering the high. I was a great question
Wish her no speak speak to her ever you said what he said
He did speak he just talked in the phrase of a question
Well, you're not about to make it sound like you never fucked that girl
Antoine fucking Marvin
Talking about you can sound like you never fucked that girl. Antoine fucking Marvin. Who are you even talking about? Whoever the profile, I'm talking about a profile.
Oh yeah, I've done that.
Okay, okay.
What you talking about?
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying.
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Yeah, just be easy.
Be safe.
Be easy, don't go crazy.
Yeah.
It's like my dad, you got to catch my dad on Sunday nights.
Sunday nights when like his one game left and whatever he was
doing. Oh yeah me too. Yeah yeah yeah. I'm about to say your dad. You gotta check him
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And run your game.
Yeah, I meant to ask y'all the other day,
but it's only progressed since then.
Have y'all, are y'all seeing
Jama Ranch new grenade celebration?
Yeah.
Please tell me what everyone here thinks
about Jama Ranch new throw a grenade celebration
You found a loophole. Yeah, I gotta stop playing with them people man. He must got trust fund that don't nobody know about
That's my take is he playing real good
That's my take you wouldn't know you wouldn't know could they open a camera on him no more
They kill him. He do it good. They'll put a camera on him
Nowhere near like we're don't put a camera on him nowhere near
like we're used to them putting a camera on him.
So we wouldn't know.
They're suppressing the shit out of him.
So maybe that's why he's fighting back.
And yes, he's doing good.
That's why he's fighting back though.
That's his reason.
Who are you fighting back and what are you trying to win?
When I say fighting back, if they're suppressing me,
I'm ballin' out, but I'm not getting no highlights
or nothing like that.
You've made a thing out of that one celebration
in terms of clips and everything going everywhere,
talk about it, all of this.
Okay, you find me, cool, I pay that.
Now my way of getting myself, again,
these kids want attention.
So there's a whole lot of words.
Swimming against the current
ain't gonna get you to the shore.
And dog, I would've assessed that shit.
That was good.
Everybody else is doing that same celebration
Thank you that he got fired for. Oh, yeah, right. Well, everybody's doing it. I hate that line
So but so good you doing somebody else. Oh, yeah
Everybody ain't go to foot everybody ain't got a foot locker to press 13 year old Jeremy with the gold
What's the foot dog that would have made me realize yo, they got it in for me
With the gold. But dog, that would have made me realize,
yo, they got it in for me.
I'm not gonna play with them.
You can't beat the establishment.
Can't.
Unless he got some money somewhere that we don't know about.
But you know what?
A lot of young, hard-headed niggas, they'll learn them.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Maybe after the situation,
cause he got quiet for a while,
so maybe he thought by me getting quiet,
he got suspended.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, but when he came back,
he wasn't acting up.
He went, yeah, when he came back.
No, he was just chilling. So maybe in his mind, he's like, yo, I tried to show you that I was doing good, and, but when he came back, he wasn't acting up. He went, yeah, when he came back. No, he was just chilling.
So maybe in his mind, he's like, yo, I tried to show you that I was doing good and you
guys are suppressing me, so now I'm going to do this on social media to make everyone
talk about it.
He's not doing it, he's doing it in the game.
That's what I mean.
But I'm getting my talk now by doing it this way.
Now, is it smart?
I say no.
But to him, you know, a lot of these young kids care about that social media play stupid games
How many people talk about it now? We were I wasn't hearing about your job until he was doing all that
It don't matter what you hear now Adam Silver or somebody somebody with some real power
Right this second while you involved in this hootenanny is drawing up the schedule for next season.
Right this second, I'm drawing it up.
And I got to put your televised games down here.
I got to put my breadwinners out there.
Memphis will have four games next year if you keep playing with me.
We won't see Memphis games.
It'll go back to Brian Reeves days, nigga.
I know some of y'all is too young.
It could go back to Vancouver days big country big country I don't know I
haven't been watching well we're not gonna know cuz everybody in the West is
tied okay so they are in the mix okay so they hide they hide in the conference
okay so I'm gonna get me some TV time. It's not smart. Oh, no
Smart and I'm not just if I'm just trying to understand what he might be thinking
Whatever he's thinking whatever he's thinking now agree. I'm with you on the flip side of being an adult. I
Do think it's a hard celebration. It was creatively. It is creatively. It's super hard.
It's super, pause.
I think he gonna go even further.
Pause.
Hold up, Freeze.
How you gonna take it further, Freeze?
You gonna put a missile on the ship?
Next is the rocket launcher.
Not a rocket launcher.
That's something people don't wanna do, Freeze.
At all.
Talk to him.
Oh no, he can't do that.
He can't do that.
Why?
They'll find him again.
For the rocket launcher either?
He didn't shoot.
No triggers. Well, a rocket launcher, I guess. It's rocket launcher either? He didn't shoot.
Well, a rocket launcher, I guess it's a similar gesture.
You can't do that.
Now also, off the job
of Renade, which I creatively
love, but as an adult, think it's a
horrible decision and he needs to stop.
Let me briefly segue to
tell the audience that
if Taylor Rooks wasn't already
cemented in the Hall of Fame,
now she is in the Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
She was already there
because she made them Thompson twins niggas kiki too much.
And we know them to be African warriors.
So they got near and fucking was laughing and showing
a lot of teeth and cheekbones.
I know Taylor Rooks, that's a good friend of mine.
And I'm old.
But I used to be young.
And them legs would be like.
So I can't have, Antoine, I know where I was going.
Antoine, you know what I'm trying to say.
See, I think you just, he's got to jump out of you now.
I know.
But I can imagine how a 22-year-old, 23-year-old,
somebody in their 20s is responding to Taylor Rooks
coming up to do the interview.
Fam.
Yeah.
So the rumor on Taylor Rooks is the NBA players
just get in the interviews and get to laughing and lying
when she's sitting there.
Jalen Brown said he would have seven championships
in the next decade,
because Taylor Rooks was there.
The list goes on and on.
But now she got Dirk Nowinski
to do the gun celebration.
Oh, I saw that lady.
And throw the grenade.
Yeah, yeah.
Dirk Nowinski internet mean famous for bringing his
wife's dinner in the meal in the thing no matter how much money made a little
plastic shit his wife made with the fucking big James him and Tim Duncan
yep yeah to have a good time yeah I hateall hate that too, the kiss cam. Don't put no camera on me if I'm in the game
in my bag away from my wife.
Too, honestly, not dead ass.
Oh, you're looking at anything.
Don't put that, no, I swear to God, no, everything.
I'm just counting everything now.
It was a good play by Taylor Woods,
but now I'm just thinking I got mad.
If I'm at the game in my bag in the sky box,
want some creep shit, do not put a camera on me.
You'll be the one that get caught.
My man, so I'll leave him alone.
Oh shit.
Nah, you're right. It would be me to get caught.
Yeah.
They don't need the cam for you to get caught, my nigga.
At a game, right?
Yeah, they don't. He a man, so he's a man.
Well, what game is it?
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
It don't matter.
It better be some cameras or the...
Yo, I ain't gonna lie, yo.
I'm seeing you fucking bad bitches pop up
at like the obscure games.
Yeah, they trying to catch a lick, nigga.
You fucking bitches is at the fucking Pistons game
with some ass.
Man, I've been in Detroit for 20 years.
Why is the Detroit game obscure?
Well, hold up. Don't do that.
I'm about to turn on you. Detroit is fire. Don't do that.
That's what I'm saying. You said it was fucking obscure.
Listen, I will blast you. So let's do it. Let's do it.
Go ahead.
Has Detroit been a destination city for the bad ones in recent years back in the day?
Yeah, it doesn't even matter.
You're about to lie.
That is a lie.
No, it doesn't even matter.
They're courtside.
That's all that matters.
You have to be there.
She right.
You can travel to Detroit.
Especially if you're over here.
It's a fucking 45-minute flight.
She's not right.
There's absolutely no reason that any of these people are in Detroit.
The police left, the factories left, everything left Detroit in the last.
The millionaires are spitting.
Yes, who did leave?
Yes, who did leave?
Time out, y'all making me mad now.
Detroit, y'all know I love Detroit.
Has anybody been paying attention to Detroit
in the last 10 years?
Yes, yes.
Everybody left.
The bad bitches out there in a casino waiting
for the athlete, and they're gonna come
and pick them up and do what they're doing out there.
And that's why you're at the Pistons game,
looking stupid with ass.
They're not looking stupid.
They're not.
I know they're not.
They're looking great. A nigga flew them to I know they're not. They look great.
And they go to Detroit.
And you know what else is real close to Detroit?
All right, time out.
You know what?
Canada girls.
Because I don't ever want to sound like I'm against Detroit.
Oh, that's a good one.
Fix it up.
That's a good one.
Detroit and Cleveland.
Them Canadian girls are cool.
What NBA city would be obscure to you guys
to see the baddie at?
None, none of them.
None.
I know what you said.
What's that?
What's that? Utah. Nevermind. Utah. them. I know what you said. What's that Coke? What's that Utah?
Never mind.
Utah.
Utah.
Utah.
We not talking about.
They infiltrated Utah.
Utah, man.
They infiltrated Utah.
No, it's Oklahoma City.
Milwaukee, that Coke flick, Milwaukee.
OKC.
When I went there for the Milwaukee Bucks, what's a nigga named to play with it?
OKC kind of always has.
OK, crazy.
But yeah, I think Detroit is more obscure than the places y'all named it.
In terms of the, and I don't want to be a bird and do this for y'all. No, all right. the places y'all name it. Nah. In terms of the...
San Antonio.
And I don't want to be a bird and do this for y'all.
No, all right.
I'm having this with the wrong people.
You're wrong.
I'm saying it's San Antonio.
Detroit in itself got baddies.
They ain't even got to get flown in.
I absolutely love Detroit.
Detroit got some fire.
There wasn't a baddie in the front row when Ben Wallace was grabbing 20 rebounds.
I don't know what y'all are talking about.
You crazy.
I don't know what y'all are talking about.
Joe, you bugging.
I was there.
Hold on, hold on.
I was there.
You know what else wasn't there?
I was there. I'm not bugging grabbing 20 rebounds. I don't know what y'all are talking about. I don't know what y'all are talking about.
Joe, you bugging.
You know what else it was?
I was there.
Hold on, hold on.
You know what else wasn't there?
I was there.
I'm not bugging, I was there.
Can I respond to you?
You know what else wasn't there then?
Instagram.
That's a fact.
Ice.
No, I'm saying the baddie front row,
Instagram changed that.
Ice.
Baddies were in the stands for Ben Wallace.
Yes, the fuck they were. Baddies were in attendance. So Ben Wallace. Yes, the fuck they were.
Baddies were in attendance.
So there's no obscure NBA city to see if they should be able
Not at this point.
Y'all are absolutely right.
Niggas make $20 million.
That was absolutely.
It's going to be some fire in there.
What?
The bench make $20 million.
Yeah.
Nigga that you never heard of.
Jacques Cousteau.
It's what about Milwaukee.
It's what about Milwaukee-ish.
What about it? What about it?
What about it?
Baddies is dead in the front row?
Yeah.
And it's Baddies in Milwaukee.
Y'all sound stupid.
All right, never mind.
Y'all just talking now.
Okay.
You know what?
It sound like it's levels to Baddy
that you talking about or something.
Yeah, I don't know what y'all.
I don't know what you, because where they at,
where the millionaires said the Baddies will get there.
We got that.
Y'all just arguing like ideology and theory now.
We know that.
The fun talk was 15 years ago,
it would be odd to see a beautiful girl front row
at a small market Milwaukee team.
I'm sorry that we couldn't have fun with that,
but that's not common, the way y'all are sitting here
and y'all continuing to stay on a big podcast.
It's not common today either,
but since y'all keep saying it, I'm leaving it alone.
Y'all all right?
We don't have to stay here.
I feel like I was court-side at a Milwaukee game
about 15 years ago.
Ho-wham.
It's close to Canada too.
Green Bay.
You feel like, huh?
You feel like?
Okay, no, I was.
Okay, there we go.
Yours with a packer.
Yeah, Joe, it's crazy. Getting we go. Yours with a packer. Yeah, Joe is crazy.
Getting packed up.
Sure was.
Park said it. I didn't say it. Park said it.
Park. Sure was.
Jessica, we don't know who you are.
You can't just be saying shit like that.
Niggas hit the gate.
Packed up, folded up, all lit.
Whoa!
No, you can't talk like that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Why you think you can talk like that?
We're marketing.
She was caught a hot flash.
Just relax.
Okay.
I'm back.
Good. We're back.
We're back.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Shout out to all the baddies, of course.
Indeed. Right, exactly.
Salute to y'all.
Oh, she's right though, the Instagram has changed.
They changed it, bro. Made you gotta be,dies, of course. Indeed. Right, exactly. Salute to y'all. Ice is right, though. The Instagram has changed. They changed it, bro.
Made you gotta be.
You want to show it.
Yeah.
These bitches is at the Bills games.
Shut up.
You know who was playing with the Bills?
Never mind.
No, no, no.
I'm done talking to y'all.
I'm not talking to y'all.
I'm not talking to y'all.
I'm not talking to y'all.
What about the baseball?
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
What about the baseball baddies?
I'm asking you a question.
What about the baseball baddies?
Hey, Joe.
Joe, what about the baseball baddies?
The soccer baddies, they're everywhere.
Golf one baddies.
Golf one baddies.
Word.
See some nice baseball baddies.
Yeah?
Fuck, they gonna get that money.
You ever heard of Derrick Jeter?
Yeah.
I'm talking about Shea Stadium,
I ain't going all the way to the Bronx.
That nigga's resume is in the rafters.
I'm aware, I'm aware.
So you're saying that your ideology, in closing for me,
is that the only way the baddies is coming is for a particular player
or if the player are bringing them in.
Yeah, but I don't think that's what he was saying.
He was saying in that city, when it comes to a game,
the baddies wasn't showing up on their own
for these particular players back in the days.
Yo, what girls...
Like now, like these niggas are flying,
they flying in, cause I remember being around them,
they're flying in 15 girls to fill up,
they have a section.
They get a certain amount of tickets.
Wives and girlfriends.
Mm-hmm.
And sides.
What?
Wives and sides.
Have we covered all things music?
Yeah we did, we did.
No, we didn't even talk about music.
See?
All right, we should talk about music. We should talk things music. Yeah, we did, we did. No, we didn't even talk about music. You feel me? All right, we should talk about music.
We can talk a little music.
Yeah.
We should talk about music.
All right.
We don't care what the band.
You wanted to talk about Luca?
They're all over the world.
You want to talk about Luca and his return to the home?
Oh, shit, you're absolutely right about that.
I did, before we get to music.
Luca's returned to Dallas the other night.
If you missed it, what a game. He had like 45, but I don't care
about that. I was right when I'm crying. I cried. Yeah, I cried. It was a good moment.
I was just coming to tell y'all that I cried during the Luca remembrance tribute video
in the front. That was the illest shit I ever seen for a player that didn't win no championship
for a city or 14
It was dope. Yeah, like for somebody he ain't in but he did what six seven years
that was some ill shit for a
Seven-year player in a city like to really see what he meant to that city
And all them crazy ass shots and just what he did and that was unbelievable. Boy, I felt like a total bitch.
You see him crying.
He was crying, I was crying, we was crying together.
But then when he went to grab the Gatorade tower,
I didn't have nothing to cover my face with.
It was just, just my hands.
If you missed it, you missed a beautiful time.
It's worth your while to catch it on YouTube.
Yeah.
Luca's return to Dallas.
I will commend Nico the GM for coming out there and trying to watch the game.
My bad.
Yo, when he put them tears down, he commenced to putting his foot in there.
That's a fact.
On another level for him.
He was in a different zone.
I like how players just know what time it is
with certain players.
Like LeBron looked like he just,
I know what we're doing here today, here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take that. Go.
Got it, do your thing.
Go, I'm out.
And once it start clicking, you like, huh?
Yeah, feed him. Cook him.
Feed him, feed him.
I see what you're trying to do.
Cook him. Yeah, now I got him at ya, huh?
And he got the boogaloo on on his ass.
Yeah, no, that was beautiful.
I cried, shout out to everybody out there that cried
watching that beautiful, beautiful, beautiful tribute.
Let's get to music.
Oh, lastly, before music, it's a lot of noise kicking up
about what the Pistons would do to the Knicks
in the first round series.
Let's bring it back down to earth.
It was cool, it was cute.
Fun, fun water cooler topic.
Hey, engagement farming.
Engagement fishing.
The farm might produce a harvest.
I won't even dignify this.
I won't even, I seen it again the other night.
I won't even dignify this.
Click baiting.
Click baiting. Click baiting.
Click baiting.
Grand names like Shaquille O'Neal throwing opinions
into the mix.
Big Jersey, that's our man, friend of the show.
But if you know Shaq, you know he stopped watching these games
a long time ago.
He not watching.
He up there freestyling.
He up there just picking shit, saying shit, whatever.
Y'all got about three more days before y'all
can silence those lambs.
Silence those lambs, man.
I don't want to hear it no more.
How many games?
I don't want to hear it no more.
If it's Nick Spitson's first round, how many games?
Five.
Five.
That sound kind of confident, dude.
I don't like my tone this part with Detroit.
Yeah, you gotta be careful. You did Gary already. Yeah. Let's be careful. No, no, no tone this part with Detroit. Yeah, you gotta be careful.
You did Gary already.
Yeah.
Let's be careful.
No, no, no.
I absolutely love Detroit.
I don't like how I've been sounding.
Detroit, what up, though?
I love Detroit.
Sell out in Detroit.
That niggas hold you down in Detroit.
You know what I mean?
Laying out there, you need an outfit.
They take you to the gas station with some clothes.
They make up with the fuck. Jump'm not even gonna put the fart.
Jump right back in. Yo, you said five?
Five what?
Gang.
Yeah, my man said.
Yeah, that's what I said.
You good with Matt Frank?
Little bit.
Niggas got over on you on them house deals, nigga.
Yo, what?
On them what?
On them house deals.
Where?
20% interest free. What the fuck are you doing?
It just got over with them fucking Woodbridge.
That little project you was trying to set up.
Where your project at you was doing?
I'm going to come egg that shit.
Egg time?
Yeah, that's true.
I'll take it back.
Take that back.
Toilet paper that shit is over.
Yeah, I'm not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm gonna come egg that shit. Eggs, huh? Yeah, that's true. I'll take it back.
I'm not.
Take that back.
Toilet paper that shit is on.
Yeah, I'm not.
Yeah, yeah.
Eggs are fucking old.
Toilet paper, huh?
I ain't about that egg shit.
I know eggs.
Oh shit.
Yo, he a piece of shit.
Crazy.
I don't care.
I don't lit it.
What you say?
What you say?
I don't care.
I don't lit it. What you talking about? Come on, music, y'all. Yeah, music, music, music.
I didn't see much there drop.
Lil Baby and Quavo put a record out called Legends.
I saw them teasing it earlier in the week.
So I was anticipating to hear how it sounded.
I absolutely love the song.
Nice.
It feels good.
Lil Baby's music kind of been-
It makes you feel good.
Yeah, it feels good to hear Lil Baby back
in the pocket that I like to hear him in.
Mmm.
Okay, I'll get rocking.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yo, he back in that, he back in that pocket.
He in his zone.
The song is, I like the song though.
He a Chico.
I like the song. I don't chico. Aw. Aw. I like the song.
I don't, my chord don't play loud.
That shit sound like every other song that they make.
See, and that's where I differ.
If you, Lil Baby has been a lot of myths lately for me.
I'm just talking about the sound of the,
like it ain't nothing new.
Almost like if you heard one, you heard them all.
That's what I got from it.
It's been, I want to say seven years, eight years.
Yeah, we'll play it, we'll play it seven years, eight years since they've done a record
together and hearing this sound like they haven't missed a step which is good to
again we different Me and white boys talkin' billies Now that Trey brody them some billies Pretty shit I gotta rock and all them
I'm carbon fiber kiddy, this a spider
2025 to spec a hybrid
ERD to leather like a biker
Cooper Cooper truck on Honda Sysus
Brody them behind me in a Skryker
They gon' handle business, never call me
Lawyer Jason royalty like Saudi
Free lil' derp his Trump to get on party
Natural shit she feed me from the garage
Body flawless, look like someone droppin' I know this shit different, don't record it I want to hear it out. Excuse I love, I wanna hear it out.
Excuse me, I wanna hear it out.
But again, I'm happy just to hear him back sounding like this.
Oh, that shit gonna have the fucking bouncy house.
The girl that is going crazy at the bouncy house.
That's crazy.
Nah, this one ain't for the girl, Das B.
Okay, so this is another side.
This is the old demon.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Demon.
Oh, y'all. Demon outside. Demon. Mr. Three-Pint. Oh
It's a three-pipe we put that girl
Some point demon girl dad activated
You come with a theme song nigga.
Girl dad demon is crazy.
Anyway, what you was saying about it Ish?
It just sound the same.
Sound like, again like it ain't bad to me.
Play this at your next closing.
Seriously.
What song would you like now Ish?
Like that, oh. It's not a bad song. Commodore. I'm not saying it's a bad song. What's old you like now?
It's not a bad song.
It's like Commodore.
It's not Santa's mouth.
It's still a...
It hurt me that Ish is going to be the first person to have to leave this part because
he's just too old to part.
Like at 57.
No he not.
He going to still be like, back in my days.
When I first came here boy.
I remember when you first came here boy. 57? No he not. He gonna still be like, yo you know back in my days,
when I first came here boy,
I remember when you first came here boy.
He gonna be forgetting his thoughts mid conversation.
He gonna say, what was I saying man?
Hey let me tell you something,
all that my man shit,
I ain't gonna cut it at 57.
I'll check your old ass into a nursing home.
It'll be time. Holy shit.
Look at you that day.
Hey, at 57, we gotta cart him out.
You're already wheeling around now, wheels.
Oh, shit.
You close?
Mm.
I'd rather be 50, yeah.
Right behind you, too, right?
That's cool.
I'm never leaving, though. I'm never leaving though.
I ain't got no doors to fall back on boy.
I ain't got no doors to fall back on boy.
This ain't a real estate thing with me.
I'm out there in the game where it's risky.
Anything solid in real estate, I'm out there where it's risky at.
Boy, stay inside where it's safe, nigga.
Don't fuck with me.
Stay inside where it's safe, real estate boy.
That's where the money is safe at. What's up you feeling the stock pain now, right?
Could you say flow so deal with them houses nigga don't talk to me. I'm I wish risky dangerous
Dangerous I the demon He did all that shit in reality, nigga. Tariff, Tariff got something to do with the spaces.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
You can shoot at me.
You can shoot at me.
I'm not.
I thought he was shooting at you.
I was talking about him.
Oh, he was shooting at you.
He was shooting at you.
I was shooting at you.
I mean, I mean the shoes.
You're the only one.
He was shooting at you.
Yeah, he was definitely shooting at you.
I wasn't shooting at you.
Well, I didn't take him to the shot.
Clean it up, nigga.
Clean it up, nigga.
Customize your shot. You're both wearing the same Jordans. I'm saying didn't take no shot. Cleans it up, nigga. Clean it up, nigga. We took it as a shot.
Y'all both wear the same Jordans.
I'm saying that ain't no taverns with the spaces.
We don't wear the same Jordans.
Number one.
Number two, nigga, fix your boots, nigga.
Stop playing with us, man.
Cool.
Stop playing with us.
You gonna let him talk to you like that?
He ain't talking to me like that.
So what you want me to do, get him?
He ain't talking to me like that.
He ain't talking to my other realtor niggas out there.
You got it, bro.
That's right.
He kept his real.
There you go.
Stay with it.
He kept all his realtor relationships clear.
Money safe in the podcast.
What?
Boy, no, you won't go to B&H.
Say something else.
I won't go to B&H.
No, you won't go to B&H and cut a camera on you
and say something.
Boy, say something else, nigga.
Stay where it's safe at.
Stay where it's safe at, nigga.
You know where B&H is?
I don't know, nigga.
Nigga been here four years, ain't go to B&H.
Scared to speak, but speak cause he scared.
Ooh.
A Benny in four years ain't go to B&H.
He just wanna go buy bricks and cheap, cheap rock.
Wait, wait.
Cabinets.
You mean like building bricks?
No, no, no, building bricks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's play that off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wasn't doing that, I wasn't doing that.
That's nasty.
Don't forget the nails.
That's disgusting.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, some hammer or something.
Oh, the new electric screwdriver, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh, with all the little.
Strong shit, right?
You got all the kitchet.
Ooh.
And.
The shit with the magnet on it, right?
And the light on the end of the screw.
That's the light.
You know, I can't see, really.
I can't see, really.
God damn it, I dropped the screw.
Yeah.
Yo. The electric screw. Yo, electric screw.
Oh, as hell.
You got the new screwdriver, nigga.
That's the new having, bitches.
The screwdriver?
I got the yellow, I got the red, I got the blue.
I got the new tube box.
I got the shit with the plug.
Alright, I'm done. I'm done.
The end of the year, I was dropping music, man. Who cares?
Okay, not really.
Not really.
Not done.
Not done.
Nothing crazy.
This ass flip, any Afrobeat shit came out?
No, no.
Trying to line the play up, boy.
Who?
Nile Aindru?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Nile Aindru?
I got who, who, who?
What do you mean?
What?
I support the music that I play.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
You support the people.
For life.
I'm a Caribbean man that come up here
and play Caribbean music.
You support them for life.
I do.
Why you have vibe cartels on your show?
And why you not going to the vibe cartel show?
Who said I'm not?
I said.
Based on what?
Because you're not official.
The nigga called that you not return, I're not official. You're not official. The nigga calls that you're not returned,
I'm going there.
You're not official.
Return your man calls, nigga.
You're not official.
Look at him now.
He's trying to be in the picture like, ooh.
You know what I'm talking about?
He's going to be outside the Vibe Show.
Maybe.
You know what I mean?
Be right inside with JR, nigga.
Know who you talking to.
Never that.
Inside?
Two tickets? Never.
Know who you talking to. Never. If you? Two tickets, never. Know who you talking to?
Never.
If you seen the price of the vibes, sky boxes, and tickets,
don't talk slick to me, because the fans are going to watch you
every night that he's performing.
Queens flip.
Tom, you're getting on a face card.
Tom, you got the hookup?
Tom, you're getting on a face card.
Who you talking to?
That's Queens's Flip.
All right, let's try it a different way.
Cause y'all might not understand what I'm saying.
If Flip is inside that vibe show,
it's going to be like when the cops came to get me out
that slaughterhouse show.
When they go inside the venue.
Where you going to be at?
You know where I'm going to be at.
No, never that.
Backstage. Up top? Never that. Up top? You got the shit with you. Why you didn be at? You know where I'm gonna be at. No
No vibes yo You don't know vibes cartel you want me in the back. You're not that thorough in the Caribbean. He's trying to be humble
You gonna see he did interview with act nigga. He did if you see him you'll introduce yourself though
He follows me. I know I speak to me, but you'll introduce yourself though. He follows me, I know him, I speak to him.
But you'll introduce yourself to him.
Again, reintroduce myself.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Yo, I'm Queen Flip.
Yo, you follow me on the gram.
Maybe that'd be my pitch.
You said that before to somebody?
No.
Don't lie.
Who the fuck you talking to, nigga?
Who the fuck you talking to, nigga?
When you introduce yourself, just use your name, though.
Don't say nobody else's name.
Don't, like, yeah, like, you're at the floor,
like you did when you seen Flow Rider.
I didn't say that.
Yo, when you seen, hello?
He knew who niggas was already.
Yo, don't do that act like,
because you be trying to ambit, I'll get you.
You be trying to ambit, I'm going to get you.
I did not know you did that.
Mr. Plus One, stop.
I'm going to call you up.
Stop. Yo, you did that? No, no. He knew who niggas was already. you did that. Mr. Plus One, stop. I'm gonna all you up, stop.
You already did that?
No, no.
He knew who niggas was already.
I just said, yo, stop.
Don't drive Mel for it now.
Stop playing my sister.
But staying on your own.
Like that.
But I already introduced him already.
He already knew who I was.
But staying on that though.
He was a red nigga.
I know what I'm talking about.
That nigga know who I am, nigga.
Stop playing.
Hey, yo, listen, at the end of the day,
it's okay if they don't know your name, I think.
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Yeah.
You introduced yourself like you did to Nicky.
Oh, all right, see that one.
When you couldn't use Mel Ford name.
Like when you had to just.
I reintroduced myself to Nicky, yes, that's true.
That was documented.
That was crazy.
That was crazy, yes.
That was crazy, he just. Yes. That was documented. That was crazy. That was crazy, yes. That was crazy, he just, yes.
That was crazy.
That's crazy what he doing, right?
Yeah, that was crazy.
When a nigga outside moving again and working,
he start thinking, you know how he do,
niggas gonna fucking crack him up, yeah.
Oh, man, y'all.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't like that.
I don't like that, that's nasty.
That is disgusting what you do, all right, man.
No, no, no, no.
Say that, don't you guys, my bad.
I apologize.
I apologize.
I agree with you.
Vibes got tell shit, I'm going.
I spoke to the man that you didn't pick up his calls.
I'm going with him inside.
So you the plus one?
No, I'm not the plus one,
but he let your foot be going.
And I got paid.
What?
If you pay attention to what I'm doing,
just pay attention to what I've been doing.
Go to my page.
You bringing a gun?
Cause that's why I'm not going, I don't feel safe.
Nigga, say it.
I'm not a registered gun owner, so I'm not going.
I'm going with him inside.
No, we going as a unit.
You got guns?
If you got guns, I'm going.
You think I'm a plus one?
I'm not you, nigga.
And your plus one be, ah, ah.
You a plus one to ah, ah, nigga.
You think we're not.
Yeah, and then come smile and maleface.
Oh shit.
And then come smile and maleface, nigga.
Where ain't your friend, nigga?
You like M and N, nigga.
Like you down on the letter plus one.
Don't smile and maleface no more neither, nigga.
You smiling the plus one face.
Ooh.
I'm back on your side.
Give me power, nigga.
Give me power, you bitch ass nigga.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm betrayed.
Give me power. Yo bitch ass nigga. I'm back. I'm a traitor. Give me power.
Yeah, we so toxic.
I'm sorry.
You a toxic.
You a toxic nigga.
I'm sorry.
I love y'all and I'm sorry.
You heard him?
I love y'all and I'm sorry.
If I did or said anything foul to any of y'all in here,
I'm sorry.
You too, if you are who we think you are, Parks.
You never know. We're gonna find out though.
He look like the nigga that was chasing Neo.
Huh?
In the Matrix.
Oh, the Matrix?
Oh, what's up?
Mr. Anderson.
Yeah, we gotta watch this nigga, man.
You do look like Anderson.
Where the fuck he came from, Parks?
You think all white people look the same? Holy shit. Oh my Lord, huh? You think all white people look the same? Oh, no. watch this nigga.
Oh my Lord. You think all white people look the same?
Oh no. That's a trick. No. No.
No.
But we all smell like blow.
All right,
what else you got?
So Luthor video drop. Okay, here we go.
A video review, another one, two or two weeks.
All right. So what do we think there was some cinematic cinematic beautiful shit and you empty dude out there.
It looked amazing.
It looked amazing.
Whoever the lead was.
Yes.
Yeah.
We don't know the young lady's name, but she's beautiful. I'm your little sister.
No, she's not my little sister.
I don't know.
Shit.
For all I know, she's Canadian.
Cause the director was this.
Cause you keep trying to take some of the young baddies under your
Wing, but they won't go Oh shit! Oh shit! That was fucked up. What is going on today? Holy shit.
That's not true.
Well, I can teach you how to be a model.
This is what you do.
You gotta pucker up.
Mail one a minute.
Oh!
Oh!
You remember what he just said?
No.
I said, well, I can teach you how to be a model.
Yo, what?
You all right?
Melissa Ford, he said, no.
She gonna tell him you gotta pucker up.
It mighty mice.
That's what you did.
Don't talk about her like that, nigga. She don't be kissing ass. She's cheap. I wasn't even talking about that, man. You're not talking about when you taking you got to pucker up. It's mighty mice. That's what you did. Don't talk about her like that, nigga.
She don't be kissing ass.
She's a cheat.
I wasn't even talking about that.
Talk about when you're taking pictures, you pucker up.
Get your cheesy ass ass.
She's going to play with all sides to this.
I'm a betrayer.
She's going to be playing around.
It's like, give me a hug.
That's what you did?
I don't like that shit you did the other day.
I don't know what you're talking about.
When you were making fun of me and said, mommy, can I get a hug?
That shit look crazy on the internet.
I thought you were going to say, no, you're going to get a hug.
I'm going to get a hug.
I'm going to get a hug.
I'm going to get a hug.
I'm going to get a hug.
I'm going to get a hug. I'm going to get a hug. I'm going to about. When you were making fun of me and said, Mommy, can I get a hug?
And shit, a hug.
That shit look crazy on the internet.
I say, he did that to me?
You like, yeah?
I hate that.
He just with my parents, too, stop.
Never.
Yeah, stop.
Your mother won't get a man's office.
I don't give a fuck what you want to do.
I wish you would have never said nothing
about your arms.
Yeah.
When you just say, ho shit.
T-Rex. I picture you doing, it hurts shit. T-Rex.
I picture you doing the Bow Wow dance, and I'm all like,
T-Rex.
Yo, do the Carlton dance one more time.
No, do the Bow Wow dance.
No.
Do the Bow Wow dance.
Let me go.
You going to do it?
You going to talk about me like this?
Yo, stop.
This is a big audience.
Man, you going to let them do that?
Y'all keep doing that.
We're going to have to return him to Jurassic Park.
We have to take him back.
Yo, man.
My name is Lee and I can't see, I'm sorry.
Man, why y'all never join in
when we be shooting at each other?
Like, shoot at us.
You know why?
Because we, you don't do it
because we sensitive and fragile.
No, she shoot at us above our heads.
She's smarter than us.
We catch the shot later on.
And also, if she shoot at us, niggas end up shooting at her,
like, rapidly.
But her one shot...
For the next year.
Pium-pium, pium-pium.
Yeah, she get a switch.
Yeah, she get a switch.
For what?
One shot.
We spray our whole crib up, nigga.
She be like, well, why?
But he said it too.
Nah, nigga.
You said it, nigga.
Fuck what he said.
Fuck what he said. Fuck what he said. Fuck what he said. Fuck what he said. Fuck what he said. One shot! We spread our whole crib out, nigga. She be like, but why?
But he said it too!
Nah, nigga, you said it, nigga.
Fuck what he said, you.
Let's get you.
Poor man, he's fucked up.
I saw that shit, she was right.
She put that to my attention one time.
No.
She's right.
Yo, that shouldn't be true, but it is.
It's fucked up, though.
It's mad fucked up that we do this.
Why, y'all bad people. Why does that happen Why that, why? Because y'all are bad people.
Why does that happen?
She shoot, we all can shoot that joke.
She shoot that joke.
What?
What?
Let me tell you something.
Facts.
And it be up for the next month.
Yeah, facts.
That has to change.
It do.
Let her get her shots over.
Has it changed recently though?
I feel like I don't have to switch on Mel no more. I don't do that. I don't have to switch. And itch don't have to switch on Mel no more.
I don't do that.
I don't have to switch,
and it's don't have to switch on Mel no more.
I do have a question for you though.
Oh, here we go.
Did you go out of your way to look like him?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yo, I need the side by side.
I need the side by side.
I need the side by side.
Hey yo. That's why I've been side by side. Hey, y'all.
That's how you stare at that money.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Y'all know how to do that.
Just let her have it.
Let her have it and move on.
I've been wondering that all morning.
Let her have it.
Just move on.
That's funny, son.
No, that's funny. Oh, shit., no more. Just move on, nigga. That's funny, son. Nah, that's funny.
Oh, shit.
No, I will not return fire tonight.
This episode.
No, or next one.
No, no, it's coming.
Mel do be getting mad.
What?
It's coming.
It's coming.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, this been a fucking shootout today.
What's going on?
It's Jama Rainfall.
I feel bad.
Mel came in from the suspension. She was going for a month and got fired.
I was like, oh shit, I need a chill pill.
I came in with a bulletproof vest.
Oh my god. Nah, it's got to be hard working up here sometimes.
But you're strong.
Thanks.
Y'all strong too.
It's tough on all of us. Thanks. Y'all strong, too.
It's tough on all of us.
Don't talk this shit, Joe. Oh, shit, I ain't lying. Come on.
All right, look, we were talking about...
Thank you, Freese.
Finally.
So artistic.
Finally. Big Freese.
You had a question for us.
What's a classic song that we could do without?
Okay, yeah, because I was, no pun, reminiscing
about when I went to a barbecue with Mary J. Blige,
it was really Angie, but Mary was there and all that.
Okay.
And the DJ was in the middle, I think I told y'all.
I was there.
Oh, you was there?
Yeah.
You talking about dancery?
No.
The DJ was in the middle of what I thought
was a really cool set.
Yeah, she pissed. And this was a great experience for me because I'm talking
shit Mary doing it Mary dance and Mary just started shitting on classic after
classic classic Mary turned in the shack and the more I listened to her,
you started agreeing.
She's making sense.
She really had good points.
Don't make it sense.
This one. You don't want to hear that though.
Mr. Wall from the B-Buddy.
She killed Return of the Mac, Mac Mark Morrison.
She destroyed that one.
I almost could never hear it the same,
but it's such a great song that fuck what Mary
was talking about.
Niggas is tight.
I love you Mary.
But anyway, so I wanted to come ask y'all,
is there a classic, well not is there their pick a classic and shit on it does car
Holy shit. What's a classic?
Let me finish explaining it first before he fucking pulls the big reveal out
pick a classic that
You think the world will be just fine if we eliminated all together
You think the world would be just fine if we eliminated all together.
Overrated, just, who even made this a classic?
And let's just totally obliterate some shit.
The girl is mine.
Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney.
I fucking hate that song.
I could take that off his discography and never miss it.
Is that a classic?
I mean, yes.
Yeah, of course.
Of course, man. But why, what is it about that that really grinds
your gears? Like what's wack about it? Get in your bed. Fuck the girl is mine. Like talk about
it. It just, you could be mean. It's a song. It's not a person. No, I just, I just think it's, it's
hokey. It's corny. It's just, it feels like on the whole album, it doesn't even make sense in its
placement. Yeah, that's just even make sense in its placement.
Yeah, that's just.
Sequencing beef, I like that.
Add some sequencing beef to this.
I've never liked this song.
Even when I was a kid, I never liked the song.
It just, bleh.
I got an easy one.
And it was his birthday recently,
or anniversary of his death, so rest in peace to DMX.
But Party Up is my least favorite song.
It feels like someone's putting screwdrivers in my ear. Oh my God. Party Up is my least favorite song. It feels like someone's putting screwdrivers in my ear.
Party Up.
How we gonna, y'all gonna make me nut one?
Yes, yes.
Up and hit?
It's like someone is putting screwdrivers in my ears.
Oh, he's kinda right, but still.
Everything about, even when I learned it was a diss track,
I was like, oh, maybe I need to go back and reevaluate.
It's the song in my head, I'm like.
And it is like nails
on the chalkboard. Oh you man's been in the gym before?
Damn Parks for real? Oh my god. Hold up man. You're gonna get me a migraine.
And Mary J. Blige the dancer-y one as well. The Dr fucking with you. I will run from the room screaming. Yeah.
Yeah, but what about when the song comes on? I will not. I run from the room screaming.
You don't like it? I've never liked it. I've never liked it.
Because that's your regular bag running away. It's just crazy. See?
See?
See?
Uh, uh.
Uh.
Y'all standing on this?
What the hell?
Hell no.
The Jadakiss remix.
The Jadakiss remix.
Y'all standing on this?
Oh, you bugging, boss.
No.
This is trash to you?
Yes.
Beat dope.
I don't like this song.
Oh, yeah.
Even the beat for Dr. Dre's standard to me is like.
Nah, this beat is all right.
I keep telling you that but man.
It's Mary and the Kid.
All right, so Parks went.
Family of four. Party up.
Mel went and said the boy is mine.
Who you got flipped?
I don't know, I'm stuck.
There's not a classic song that when it comes on
you just like, ah, fuck.
I gotta think, let me think of one. I got a whole list of like rock and roll ones too.
Any of those.
I was trying to look up.
Baby talk ones, Aerosmith has one.
I hate that song.
I hate Goo Goo Goo Gaga Gaga by either the police or the.
Queen.
That one too.
And.
No wait, no wait, that's radio.
Radio Gaga, no I like Radio Gaga.
Yeah, I do like Radio Gaga.
Obladiah, Blue and Dab by the Beatles.
Any of those like baby talky sounding-
What's that shit from Right Said Fred?
I'm too sexy.
I'm too sexy?
You bugging.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, all right.
We can keep it.
I keep saying that wack ass Doves cry.
Yo, what?
Okay, okay, you have to-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
No, put your phone up, big dog.
You have to tell us why. No, now ain't the time to be on your phone, though. You have to tell us cry. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what? No, put your phone up, big dog. You have to tell us why.
No, now ain't the time to be on your phone, though.
You have to tell us why.
You gotta look at us.
Yo, if Prince didn't make that song, y'all wouldn't like it.
What is that noise?
What are you cutting grass?
What is that noise?
Oh, shit.
What the fuck you talking about?
We asking you what you talking about.
Tell us.
It's round.
The song comes on.
What else do you hate about? Hey, this ain't we listen and we judge quietly. Yeah, like, they turn on and... What else do you hate about it?
Hey, we listen and we judge quietly.
What else do you hate about it?
That ain't it for me.
I ain't gonna say nothing.
I'm chilling.
No, I'm just saying it's not it.
You ain't with none of that, Hades.
That's dope.
I think it's dope.
That's dope right there.
I don't know if you're being funny.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
So what do you hate about it?
It's about to come.
This.
Him or him.
Oh, he's saying him. I don't know if you're being funny or not. No, no, no, no. So what do you hate about it? It's about the car.
This.
Him or him.
That's fine.
Oh, he's saying Prince fucked this up.
That's fine.
You right there.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Touch if you will.
Nah.
I'm not mad at you saying that.
Yeah, I'm a Prince dude, but that one right there.
I'm not mad at you saying that.
Why am I mad?
But is you saying that?
I don't know. Yeah, don't know. I love that.
I love how Monotonous' voice is in that song.
You know some of my favorite shit on a song is whatever the artist is doing before the
song starts.
And when it ends.
Like to kind of get him in the, no but for me when it ends is cool but before it starts
because you either flew that there because you thought it should be there or you really
did that to get in your bag to do the song.
So.
Like when you yell in the booth.
Yeah, yeah.
The Lil Wayne lighter, the fucking,
I don't know why he's doing it.
I don't even know if he's lighting something up.
But the fact that when that lighter goes off,
you kind of know something, you know, I like it.
I don't, all right, when Doves Cry,
what up, anybody else, anybody else?
I've been trying to think of one.
I mean, I got whole albums that fall under that
but a song
Put me down with something Lauren Hill Dave this guy anything no no miseducation just um
Do up. Yep. No, I like song but take that album out of here because it's too much that hangs on that album that puts her
Up where she don't need to be, in my opinion.
And it's because of that album,
which is an R&B album, not a rap album.
I won't have that debate again.
But is it a good R&B album?
So he just shouldn't,
but he just shouldn't on that
as the classic that it is.
It shouldn't be what it is.
No, no, no.
She shouldn't be what she is
as a rapper based off of that.
Because that is not a rap album,
but because of its success and how that album was received,
it puts her in a category and higher up on the list
than I believe she deserves to be.
So I blame it on that album,
so get that entire album out of here.
Wow, okay.
For me, I'ma go with,
Oh, you're so lonely, but.
One, the Star Spangled Banner.
But that ain't really what we're talking about.
No one regards that as a slap.
Third verse is a little tricky.
It's been around a while.
It's kind of timeless.
But I knew that that would kind of be against the rules.
So I picked another great white slap
that the whites tried to make me think would be around for an eternity when I was in elementary school
But now that I'm an adult, I know better
Let's play this bullshit
And we can get rid of bad Midler's whole catalog
Please get this fucking wind beneath my wings shit the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Bye
They tried to make this a graduation song at one point. It is
Buddy well I dropped out
Partly because of this
You ain't wanna win under your wings because we cried this is like the audio version of Star Trek what white people did
Listen to this song the words ain't that bad. This song is a mess
Everything about this needs to go. I mean it goes with the movie the words. They don't worry to move
beaches
Yeah, fuck the beaches
Dumped bed middler hole you gotta get the big the big black trash bags the contract
Hey the shit that you could put all the leaves in it just say all the leaves on the side
Come on, let's get to the chorus of this bullshit chorus though. This song has got you can't do that
The windows cry and big this up. I'm not big
They gotta go your life wouldn't change a miss a beat. Look this is her breaking
down gone crazy look.
And the valedictorian this year. 3.9. That's funny. It's Samantha Wadabrook. Come on Samantha Wadabrook to the stage.
Wadabrook!
It fits. It fits.
And what's the other one? The Salmon, the Salmon Victorian. What's the other one?
Salad Tutorial.
The Salmon one.
Salmon Tutorial.
The saluted.
This nigga says Salmon Tutorial.
Yeah they still play I Believe I Can Fly.
Yeah.
That was what we had to sing. We had to sing that. We had to sing I Believe I can fly
yeah we have to sing that we had to see I believe I could fly
wait hold up y'all listen now white people bring the drums in
look listen check it out before we knew who Pharrell was
look she didn't call Phil Collins look
need a little Phil right here. Nope, my past two. Yeah, she went past him.
Oh my, come on.
That shit was.
Yo, throw Bette Midler in the trash.
Never, nigga.
You got to.
You got to, nigga.
You ain't saying that about Bette Midler.
Yes you can.
Well, for a music career, yes you can.
I was trying to find some other ones, but.
You can say it, it's all right.
We ain't gonna lose our black card Oh speaking of losing cards
Oh y'all y'all gonna go get the real ID shit
I think I said you need to fly that they say is a form of racism and systemic oppression against black brown and minority people
I got the already got it. Well, we
Had it no, we don't be free
By the books, man.
He got the beta version.
He had that shit years ago, all right.
I got the little passport card,
so I don't know if I need that too.
You don't need it.
That works, that works.
I'm defying.
Or even if you get your passport itself.
I got a passport.
Anything that gotta go through Homeland, you got it.
You have a passport card, you said.
And a passport.
Why do they say that it's,
why do they say all that?
That was you just saying.
You need real ID.
So now, even if you're traveling domestically, You can't use you're traveling domestically you can't use your driver's license no more
You need the driver's license that has the real ID chip or some shit. Does that start?
Yeah, but he said the reason why you need that this is oppression and all that well that where did that come from that theory
Joe, uh, that's not sure no
and all that. Where did that come from, that theory? Joe?
That's not true.
I'm not saying, don't put that on me.
And I don't know yet, but the theory comes from them saying not enough black, brown,
and minority people will meet the requirements to get one and that this will be a tool for
certain votes in the future.
Like you will need this to participate in certain voting in the future.
I can see how this would be prohibitive
to a lot of people.
That's what they're saying.
I don't know if that's true.
They already have a license?
No.
So all you had to do is have the same requirements.
What we're trying to do is some people
that don't have a license.
True.
And there's some people that have maybe
some troubling family shit where they can't get
their birth certificate so it's harder
to get the proper identification.
Again, I'm, listen, check with your local authority
on the matter.
The difference with the two is the real ID is federal.
So it's like, when you go to New Jersey DMV,
New York DMV, whatever state you're in DMV,
it's just a state check.
Whereas now it's a federal check.
Got it.
That's the main difference.
So now
you're approved to fly anywhere. You just have to use that license instead of your regular
driver's license. It ain't like you got to go through no extra steps. Can you travel
in the future? Will you be able to travel with a warrant? Probably not. Welcome Dan-o.
That's what I'm saying. You coming from New York- There's certain things I just don't know yet,
but they're saying that this will be used
as a tool in the future.
Again, I'm no expert on the matter,
but I can see it getting funny.
And I'm saying that as somebody
that probably plans on going to get it.
Like, I don't have-
You don't need it.
I don't have the new passport card.
You don't, you-
I have a big- I have a regular passport.
You have a regular passport.
I have a big, stupid passport.
And that works.
Dog, we know it works, but-
Nigga, you used to carry your passport in your pocket.
That's nice.
Like a cracker.
Second shot.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Second shot.
Oh, he counting?
Don't do it.
Move on.
Yeah, let it go.
Let it go.
There you go.
There you go.
No, you want to know why?
I think I'm just speaking from my own experience.
Because if I lose my identification, I'm supremely fucked. Because I'm just speaking from my own experience because if I lose my identification,
I'm supremely fucked.
Because I'm Canadian, it takes a whole lot more.
I thought you were still gonna shit like that.
Well, he's gonna come rescue me?
From what I heard, you a legend.
You thought she was what, Joe?
I'm sorry, we didn't hear you.
You thought she was scared of what?
I didn't say anything.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
Press him.
I said some people would say you just getting it back. I'm just getting what? I didn't say anything. What did you say? I didn't say anything. Press him. I said some people would say you just getting it back.
I'm just getting what back?
Your real identification.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
No.
What the fuck?
It's OK.
It's just a joke.
It's OK.
I got it coming to me.
I know, because I've made fun of him.
It's a joke.
It's cool.
It's cool.
Y'all ain't going weird when jokes happen.
Y'all have weird.
I'm kidding.
I didn't even understand. Well, listen, anything I say on here is a joke, and I love y'all in real life and care about Y'all ain't going weird when jokes happen. I ain't even understand that joke.
Well listen, anything I say on here is a joke
and I love y'all in real life and care about y'all.
You hit an issue, we love you.
It's won't say it back.
I'm gonna keep trying.
But that's from some childhood trauma shit with him.
Joe.
When he call your name, it's like he getting serious.
No, I'm real saying, I ain't even answering.
That guy ain't say a word.
That's what we're saying.
That's what we're saying. Nothing, it's cool.
Exactly.
I've never seen such a voice.
Move your mic, Paul, move your mic, stand and flip.
Flip, move your mic. Sure, sure, sure, brother.
I'm saying I love you.
Thank you.
See?
That's what he be saying to the girls that say it first.
Oh, thank you.
Whoa.
Oh, my God.
You got him, we got him.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey, that was a kill two birds with one stone.
Hey, got both these vaginas.
Damn, it's Scott.
Damn, man.
In my cases, bro.
But you do the interview with that real estate girl
in the kitchen all night while everybody's sleeping out.
I just done wrong with that.
You won't tell me I love you,
but you stay up for hours doing the interview in the kitchen,
not going to bed at two in the morning
while everybody's sleeping out.
Please stop your nonsense, bro.
It's fucking nuts.
Because when you don't play back,
I got to play more for her.
That did sound crazy.
Yeah, that did sound a little wild.
All right, what else we got?
Did you come up with a song?
No.
No, you can't.
Out of all the white music you listen to.
Naked who on your chest?
I can't come up with.
What people on your chest?
Uh-oh.
What Nile Blackman song can you do without? Oh, nine of them. I can't come up with. What people on your chest? Uh oh. What Naila Blackman song can you do without?
Oh, nine of them.
I don't wanna answer that.
None of them, right?
They all fall in.
They all fall in.
No, not necessarily, but I don't wanna answer that.
She's talented, I fuck with her.
I don't know.
Anything by Queen, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen.
You know what, that reggae song.
Some of that Bruce Springsteen shit overrated.
By T.O.K.
When You Cry I Cry.
Footprints?
Wait.
What?
Yeah.
All right, I'm shutting down now.
Hurry up and come back.
That's what you're talking about.
It's all right.
There's a message behind it.
I feel like there's like a Sean Paul song
that I could.
Never in a way.
All right, y'all buckle up.
Watch your mouth. All right, guys, moving on. You was in the video. Just cause you get paid for the video shoot. Yeah, we moving on. I feel like there's like a Sean Paul song that I could never in a way you never all right
Just cuz you get paid for making clap don't do that
Against the remix with buster
Talk to him. You don't think that was foul that you were showing up the video shoes to steal the lead
I wasn't you don't think that's no regrets about that steel happened
Lives were altered when people didn't get the role to diamond selling singles because your little fast ass
You don't give a fuck. No, not really. Whoops. You heard it here first.
You ain't show up to that Puff, Ginuwine and Usher.
I sure did not.
I know.
No I did not.
You had some competition in that house.
I need a girl?
That little shit.
That little shithead thing with the bob.
What year was that?
What year was that?
What I need.
Yeah.
That might be.
That little thing.
That's the pretty one.
You're next to me.
Hey! What year was that? What I need. Yeah. That might be.
I love things.
The pretty one.
You're next to me.
Yeah.
That might have been when I took the exit ramp
and I was now a television host.
They ran you off the exit.
No, no, no.
They ran you off the exit.
You got to know when to take the, when you got to elevate.
The new thunder cats was coming.
Go to the next platform.
I was done being a silent star.
Now I can hear my voice.
I was done being a silent, you got it, fam.
She wasn't in no video with choruses she disagree with.
I don't agree with that chorus.
I don't co-sign that, how to treat a man, like empower him.
Why you reverse that like that?
How you just made it up?
She ain't sharing the dreams you believe, nigga.
You paying her? Nah.
You paying her what?
Don't do that, Josh. You're shitting yourself.
You think I'm sticking around for what?
You broke and building up, building you up.
You great. Tell them, Mel.
Shut up.
Tell them.
All right, at least tell them.
At least, wait, tell them that you're not sticking,
you're sticking around for the build up part.
At least that, because if some niggas out there is thinking you will.
Fuck no.
Tell them.
No.
You're not helping build them in?
I'm too old for that shit.
You gotta be ready made.
You aren't doing it.
That's what makes it better.
It makes it better.
Yes.
All women ought to build.
There's a couple of, you know. Projects? Projects, yes, definitely. No! It makes it better. Yes! All women ought to build.
There's a couple of, you know.
Projects?
Projects, yes, definitely some projects.
Definitely some projects.
I'm glad they love it.
So you went to Michael's with the projects.
Mmm.
Oh, you just waited till they got trapped?
No, I mean, I was.
Let me get the bedazzles.
I was fully invested.
I bought the glue gun, I got the construction paper and the macaroni and shit.
Yeah.
The macaroni shit.
I'll come with you.
Even though, so we clear, I'm not blaming bitches for not sticking with niggas through
the build up process.
Leave him.
I think it depends on you.
Leave him.
I think it depends on you.
All these niggas go get rich and then go pick a white girl.
Leave him.
Or Spanish. leave him. Yeah
Leave him before he do a deal
He gonna get that check and treat you bad girl
Hello, I forget it. Oh, please. Anyway, Russell Wilson
Hey, tell him lies of my else. Huh? Did you see Russell? You know, nevermind.
Come on.
It's a giant.
Did you see that milk in his fridge
before Ciara changed his life?
I saw it.
Yo.
Like, honestly though.
I don't know, but I just know that he's with Ciara.
Did you see the fucking milk?
No.
From the draft.
Nigga.
Bad milk?
Did you see that video?
But it goes against your point.
Thank you, Ish. No, I'm saying that that shouldn't be included in my point that milk was so
I'm talking about a black dude that was with black women. I
See you saying in the beginning about a black dude that came up and was with a black woman
I saw through high school and then they get the money in the deal and then they leave her
I'm not talking about Russell who was lining up an all-star
cast of white mid
He had the white mid I'm just saying but that go never mind
I am a talk bad about people and this is my love episode
I've been telling y'all fucking stupid fucks. I love y'all
I've been telling y'all fucking stupid fucks. I love y'all
Him that won't 2% milk, you don't know how to respond to love
He grew up
That's like the trauma champ my nigga is trauma champ champ. I'm not your nigga, I'm somebody that loves you.
Look, look, look, look. It's a shame.
That's what you say.
He awkward, yo.
I'm far from.
It's good though.
Keep moving, bro.
See how your sneakers don't match your hoodie, anyway.
Yeah, he tried it though.
Yeah, he missed.
What are those?
Nah, the tongue does.
What are those?
What are these sneaker?
Nigga, them is bo-bos.
I don't give a fuck how much they cost neither.
I didn't say anything about the price.
I just put it with the tongue, you right.
Y'all be doing that a lot to rich niggas. The broke nigga bring up the price before the rich nigga.
I didn't say nothing about how much this cost.
That's not true either though.
The broke nigga don't know what it cost.
No, but the broke nigga always goes, bruh I don't give a fuck what it cost.
Nigga, the rich nigga didn't say nothing about what it cost.
That's not always true.
What about light beads?
That be the rich nigga defense.
When a nigga say that's trash.
Nigga this is such and such.
But if the grope nigga say it first
then you can't say it's the rich nigga defense.
So you try to take the jab away from them.
No, but what if I just like these?
Then say you like some bobo shit, right?
Then it don't matter what they cost.
Yeah, exactly.
Well guess what?
You in a walking boot and I'll fuck you up right now.
Say what else you don't like about my outfit. I don't like the sweatpants. Say something else.
Them shoes is trash. The sneakers is trash. The t-shirt is alright. It's a little boxy.
Don't let him get to the safe first. Don't let him get to the safe.
He's thinking he can fight in the walking boot. Yo he is crazy. The Chippendales nigga is in your home.
You're trying to fight your friend nigga. Go get homeboy in the crib nigga. With the button out. Oiled up.
Oiled up with an eight pack nigga.
Feeding his fucking seeds.
Yeah it's cool.
Alright come on y'all. What else we got?
We have to grow up at some point.
Next year.
I'm not podding when we have to pod mature.
I don't want to pod.
Whenever that day comes we actually
have to do it for a little bit. I'm glad that we don't want to put it whatever that day comes we actually had to do it a little bit
and I'm glad that we don't have to do that really. It's over. It's over. Ruined our
cat Williams interview. We had cat first but that's when you couldn't talk. Yeah.
And even then he tried to talk a little bit. We had him and said hey how you feel about
cancel culture? We want to get flay grant. We had him when he had all of the fucking handlers and publishers standing behind him. It was dangerous. We want to get flagrant. We had him when he had all the fucking handlers and publishers
standing behind him.
It was dangerous.
We want to get him by himself.
Let's get flagrant, nigga.
I ain't going to find niggas on interviews getting flagrant now.
Yeah, they are.
They are.
They sell it, and they be allowed to talk about whatever the fuck they want.
Some niggas talking too much in interviews.
I keep seeing.
No, not in hip hop. It's only the no jumper niggas that's talking too much. The athlete niggas talking too much in interviews. Yeah. I keep saying. No, nothing hip hop.
It's only the no jumper niggas that's talking too much.
The athlete niggas is killing shit.
They cut that camera on it saying, yo, let me tell you I'm a punch in the face of the
kingdom, man.
It's like, wait, what?
Oh, no, you see the new shit now?
With Pat Babs statement and niggas jumping out.
Yes.
What he said?
Yes.
He listed some niggas that he would cook and they just like Lou Will, Ty Lawson.
Pat Bev is tough bro.
And they letting, they are responding in real time to him.
You mean B. Jennings?
No.
I didn't see Pat Bev say nothing about Ty Law.
Pat Bev.
I'll find it.
I didn't see that.
But.
Somebody called out, somebody called out Lou Will.
They're having a lot of fun.
Yeah they're having fun.
It might have been Brandon called out Lou Will.
Somebody called out Lou Will. Lou Will, they're having a lot of fun. Yeah, they having fun. It might have been Brandon called out Lou Will. Somebody called out Lou Will.
Lou Will's like, yeah, I'll take that.
Let's do it.
It's fun to watch.
Lou Will is the man.
Lou Will is the man.
Wallo, Lou Will was in Philly when he talked a robber
into going home with his family.
Take that, nigga, you out there.
You out there, you keep trying to beat Lou Will.
Fucking sick of Wallo.
He's an idiot, yo.
The car just driving by,
oh shit, look at Wallo, saving someone a nigga.
Get your ass.
Yeah, what Pat Babs said was,
Lou Will, Jeff Teague, Brandon Jennings, Ty Lawson,
every one of them motherfuckers know,
you get on the court with me and I'm going dog y'all ass.
And then re-posted the clip and tagged all of them.
And Ty Lawson responded, oh we heard you,
but look the win, one v one, you have to score
11, 16, or 21 points.
And there's no fucking way you're gonna score
that many on me.
That bag you have is empty and there's no fries
at the bottom, but you're still my god-o.
God damn it.
That is disrespectful.
You don't know who he's little, you put it right in front of him.
Yeah, he's all shaky shit up.
That ain't no Five Guys bag, man.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's just one of them.
They all been responding.
That's funny.
But I think all that's great.
See, you can't do that in here, bud.
And them niggas going to put cameras around and sell that shit. Let's go. Oh yeah, definitely. That's also one of my, you can't do that in here, Bob. And them niggas gonna put cameras around
and sell that shit.
Let's go.
Oh yeah, definitely.
That's also one of my, just while we're on the topic,
that's also one of my favorite business models
and strategies of all time, Five Guys fries
in the bottom of the bag.
Like y'all know that that is a thing, right?
No, I don't know that.
No, you don't know that?
No, I don't know that.
I know McDonald's fries.
You just buy a fry and dump that shit out
and put ketchup and salt in there and shake it up.
Five Guys, you order a small fry and it's really like.
Their thing is the fries.
Small fry in the bag than in the cup.
Yeah.
They're doing that on purpose.
I didn't know it was intentional.
They just dump them just in there.
So that the customer can remember the experience
and got it, it's a whole thing of the owners
talking about it.
Really?
Yeah.
I didn't know that was intentional. That along with Arizona and the 99 cent thing,
two of my favorites all the time.
But anyway, in news about nothing.
The other one I heard was,
I think it was,
Starbucks with the no small or something like that.
And it's a trick on your mind to think,
oh, well I'm going to get the medium,
but the medium is really a large.
Pause for anything being able to trick your mind.
Hey, that shit work.
That shit make it money.
Fuck all that.
And so it's about.
They find a way to trick.
What's wrong with you?
I was trying to think about what I said.
What's the smallest size?
Grande.
Grande.
16 ounce.
Yeah, but grande means large.
I know.
I'm just saying this is 16 ounce.
I don't know what grande means.
Oh. Mucho grande. Yeah, but grande means large. I know. I'm just saying this is 16 months. They don't know what grande means. Who?
Mucho grande.
Why you telling me?
They tell them that all the time, right?
And now you're telling ICE.
Look, now they're telling each other.
Look, it's mucho grande.
That Newark Caljaboy.
They say that about Newark boys, though.
What?
What happened?
What'd they say?
I don't even know what he talking about.
Journey City niggas like street.
I don't even know what he talking about.
I don't even know what he talking about.
I don't even know what he talking about.
I don't even know what he talking about.
I don't even know what he talking about.
I don't even know what he talking about.
I don't even know what he talking about. I don't even know what he talking about. I don't even know what he talking about. I don't even know what he talking about. I don't even know what he talking about. They say that about Newark boys though. What? What happened? What'd they say?
Nah, I don't even know what he talking about.
Jerry City niggas like streaking.
What the fuck you talking about?
What the fuck did you talk about?
Yo, it's all right, dog.
And, look at you.
Yeah, look, and, look, your man on your ass.
Who?
I ain't gonna say nothing.
Go ahead, Q.
Did I miss it? No, you didn't. I promise you I did. All right, I caught you. If there's somebody that's currently on your ass. Who? I ain't gonna say nothing. Go ahead, keep it. Did I miss it?
No, you didn't.
I promise you I did.
All right, I caught you.
If there's somebody that's currently on my ass,
I swear to everything I love,
I'm unaware of it right this second.
All right, I'll leave it.
That's why I'm probably in such a good mood.
I'll tell you later.
Say something, say something now.
Believe me.
It ain't start later, I'll flame your man up,
whoever you talking about.
Wait, whoever you talking about,
I won't flame him up?
No.
Say it and Park's gonna believe it.
Who? Believe it. You're gonna ignore that nigga like the plague. Who, who? Somebody is you talking about, I won't flame him up? No. Say it and Parks will keep it. Who?
You're going to ignore that nigga like the plague.
Who, who?
Somebody is back talking about me that I'm going to ignore?
Come on.
Who?
There's only three people he'll ignore.
Oh, it's one of them.
Oh, OK.
All right, cool.
Wait, somebody on my ignore list?
All right, cool.
Let's keep it moving.
I don't have my phone.
Oh, man.
Don't mind if you put the phone down.
No, I got to see.
You ain't going to see it. He said it is. But you're not going to see it. Why I'm not going I'm moving. I'm moving my phone. Oh man. Don't worry, put the phone down. No, I gotta see. Put it on number three, you ain't gonna see it.
He said it is.
But you not gonna see it.
Why I'm not gonna see it?
Cause it's ready to roll.
No, you not gonna see it.
You gotta.
Oh.
Where the fucking phone at?
Where the fucking phone at?
Phone get hot when that one pop off.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
It's cool.
I don't see why.
I don't see nothing.
Tell us nigga.
Yeah, why you want that?
We'll believe it.
So right fam, let's go. Aw, come on, we paid man. You said I ain't see nothing. Tell us, nigga. Yeah, what's up? We'll believe it. So right, fam, let's go.
Come on, we paid, man.
You said ice, you know.
Yo, we having a good time.
I know, I said it is one of them three.
Come on, we having a good time.
Nah, because he, he, never mind.
I'll tell you in a minute.
I'll smack the shit out of you, man.
Your man.
I'll smack the shit out of you, man.
Take that, nigga.
Tell your man I said suck my dick.
And he's about to kill in New York, nigga.
Oh.
Oh.
Let me see.
Oh, oh, oh.
I forgot about him.
Let me see, let me see.
That's all right.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Old Joe, old Joe, see this shit.
Your man.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I didn't know that's what he was talking about. I didn't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I didn't know that's what he was talking about.
I didn't know that.
Okay, no.
Yeah.
He want your ass.
He want your ass.
Stop, you going to gas him now, stop.
No, I'm not even dignifying him.
All right, cool.
I'm not dignifying him, come on.
Come on, let's go.
You see, you see. I know he want to dignify.
Oh shit.
It's all right, dog.
He ain't see that.
This broadcast is too, no I wouldn't see it.
No, I would not see that.
And this broadcast is too big.
I know.
I know.
I beat you all up at the same time.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Are you crazy?
Turn this shit back on.
We don't stop. you? Are you crazy? Turn this shit back on. We never stopped.
Oh.
Oh.
Are you crazy?
Oh, yo.
Oh my God.
Oh man.
All right, somebody segue us.
Somebody segue us out of here.
I'm sorry, that was funny though.
Somebody that's not in the lead for part of the month
segue us to the next joint.
Oh, well then here, let me get you.
Okay.
I'll hold it down for you.
Yo, all right, some news that fucked me up. Did y'all hear about this helicopter crash?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
We weren't on the right side.
Sad, sad section of the...
Well, I mean...
Yeah, yeah, it's time.
No, it's time. It's time.
It's time.
It can only play but for so long.
Yeah, true.
Um, well we want to say rest in peace. There were six people killed in the helicopter crash.
Rest in peace to Augustine Escobar,
I believe is the gentleman's name.
And his family.
And his wife and three children.
And the pilot, I wish I knew the pilot's name,
because I feel like not enough light is being,
can we find the pilot's name?
Of course we could.
I feel like not enough light is being,
I keep hearing, the pilot died too,
but this man died with his family.
No, the pilot was a person.
The man was rich. Yeah. Well, and pilot was a person. The other man was rich.
Yeah.
Well, and that's the thing that we learned later, right?
We learned that Augustine Escobar was an executive
for Simeon, the tech company.
So they gotta give you a little sauce
to get the conspiracy theorists people going out there.
Okay, it looks like his name is Sean Johnson.
He was a pilot,
I'm gonna go out of the way. Sean Johnson, wow.
He was a pilot in the helicopter crash.
He was a veteran of Navy SEALs,
and he'd recently moved to New York City with his wife.
Damn.
Yeah.
I hate that.
Yeah, that's terrible.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Navy SEAL.
That story really, really fucked me up because I had tickets to go on the helicopter tour,
same company, for this Sunday coming up.
What?
That's insane.
Yes, I was taking Shorty, we were doing the helicopter tour, the ultimate New York City
tour, it leaves right out of Jersey City, same company, New York City Helicopters, and
I was just telling her about it a couple days ago, and I saw this and I was like holy shit we were doing the ultimate one that
goes all the way up like towards Yankee Stadium around and come back. So you
ain't going no more? Hell no no no way. Going to the helicopter ever? So you mean to say
that this was like meant for you? No I didn't say that I'm just I'm asking. No
no Joe wasn't meant for me. Thank God. It didn't happen didn't say that. I'm just. Just funny. I'm asking. No, no, Joe, it wasn't meant for me.
It didn't happen Sunday.
Thank God.
I'm just saying something that close
to what I was just getting ready to do.
That is absolutely crazy.
Yeah, fuck you up.
That's terrifying.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, it's terrifying.
It is.
Yeah, rest in peace.
Rest in peace for sure.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Like it's some movie shit.
The propeller did attach.
I don't know, watch it.
The propeller just flew off the bitch. I saw this from Cellar. Like it's some movie shit. The attached, attached for nothing. I don't like watch it.
The propeller just flew off the bitch.
Yeah.
That's just it.
Like that's some television shit.
Yeah, but yes that happened,
but I don't want to speak like that was the cause.
We don't really know what the cause was yet.
The cause of the propeller flying off you're saying?
Yes.
Oh no, I'm just saying, but you saw the propeller flying off your sand. Yes. Oh no, I understand, but you saw the propeller
take, fly off the plane and go across the river.
I know, but I was shocked to learn that this helicopter
left from downtown New York or just right down the air
and made it to midtown only.
Like when this first was reported.
They went around Statue of Liberty
and they started coming back out. started I know it's the tour
Listen we all have looked up the helicopter, but I just didn't know it was that
What could be wrong with a helicopter that you're not getting 15 minutes?
Into your route maintenance
Yeah maintenance, and how can you protect yourself as a passenger?
Like I know when we take the fucking private jets,
we try to find out as much as we can about the company
and the pilot and the records.
As a passenger with a tour company like that, bro,
all you really got is reviews.
That's all you got.
You don't get access to these records
or none of that type of shit.
You don't know who's flying.
You don't know nothing.
Yeah, you don't know the last maintenance.
I don't even think they would be negligent.
You get what I'm saying?
I mean, they would be found negligent.
But I don't think that that would be in their best interest.
You know what I'm saying?
They lose money, all of that shit.
I think it just might have been happenstance.
It might have been an old helicopter.
I don't know.
Oh, no, I wasn't conflating it to you.
No, no, I'm just saying, like, yo, dog,
I don't think they want that shit to happen.
Of course not.
But nobody wants that to happen.
Some loose nuts, bolts, whatever the case may be and that happens.
That's crazy.
But rest in peace to their families.
Yeah, for sure.
And shit, the shit in D.R.
Oh my God.
The jazz at night club.
The roof fell in at night club.
How many people so far?
220 last time I read. Rest inpes, Ruby Perez, the singer.
The singer, yeah.
It was 130 something last time I checked.
They keep fontin'.
I guess it was a small like
juke joint type of spot that
got poppin' so they upgraded it
but didn't really upgrade the infrastructure.
They had like ACs
and generators or whatever on the roof.
But even in that, when I or whatever on the roof. And so the way.
But even in that, when I saw it on the news,
I feel like they had recently passed
whatever their inspection was.
Everybody's inspection criteria don't be the same.
That's true.
Same with that, remember that fire that,
I think it was in Rhode Island or something like that,
like a couple of years ago,
where over 100 people died,
and they passed all the safety inspections.
And yo, I'm not saying this is the instance here,
but we, anybody, inspections, you can get around.
Yeah, exactly.
Come to find out they had been,
they skirted a lot of the-
Yeah, like we know.
Yeah, the technical shit.
Money talks, money talks. How many times you done had a car and they ain't a lot of the... We know. Yeah, the technical shit. Money talks, money talks.
Mm-hmm.
How many times you done had a car
and ain't taken it through inspection
and went and got your sticker from over here?
Yeah, right.
I never did that before.
I did that.
Okay, okay.
Now that's peace.
I did that.
But how many times have you since we're here?
Since we're here.
I've never been to the auto inspection station.
That's another thing to say about Newark, dude.
I did like three times.
I've never been to an inspection station in my life.
Damn, ever.
So you always got to say-
Do you never buy a used car?
Yeah.
No, what he's saying is, he got to connect, nigga.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
All right, peace, rest in peace.
Rest in peace to everybody, lost.
Yeah, we're at rest in peace.
You're not an anomaly to me.
I know.
Hello? I see your face. You're not an anomaly. Yeah, I know. Hello. I see your face.
You're not an anomaly.
Yeah, I don't care that you never did that, nigga.
You're not special.
It's okay.
Because he be saying shit like, I never did that.
I did.
My man say he seen you at the inspection spot.
I know.
My man seen you right on Communi-ball.
Yeah. At the inspection spot on CommuniPool?
Yeah.
All right, what up?
Huh, hello?
No, no, go ahead.
I said they ain't see you, they didn't even.
I been to CommuniPool.
I went to all of them shits to find out
what to do before I hit that gap insurance.
Hey, hey, I went to every little inspection slash fix the car up spot in Jersey City and
they all looked at me like I was stupid.
I said don't worry about it.
Fine, I got it for me.
Don't worry about that, bro.
Oh, I want to say a story and throw my girl in a fucking dumpster, but I can't.
But I want to.
But he won't do it anyway. I'm not
gonna do it. Oh I'm not gonna do it. Keep the peace in your house. There you go.
Shouts to that Joe. Keep everybody free. Exactly. What else we got? What else we got?
What else we got this important or unimportant or just want to make fun of
some shit? Wait actually that's not true that's not true. That's not true.
And that's tactless.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, a little off-centered.
Absolutely not.
Come on.
I forgot we was just doing that.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace to anybody that we just lost.
Our thoughts, prayers, and condolences
to the people that lost their lives
and the people that unfortunately had to witness that.
Word.
Mm-hmm.
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You're by the only big girl
You said I could love you right
In a special way
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so every day should be 12 hours.
Some other nut shit he said. You wrote that bills, passes are required, fathers to pay child support from data consumption,
conception, whatever the word is.
No, I wrote that.
Conception.
Conception.
Same shit.
Okay, yeah.
Where is that law?
That's in Texas.
Okay, good.
We dodged one.
Yes, we dodged one.
I ain't dodged one.
If it was here, then we got to stop.
No, I'm not. I said, woo, we dodged one. Yes, we dodged one. We dodged it. If it was here, we got to stop.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you would come here with an attitude, nigga.
Fuck this boot.
You come here injured, you would crawl to work, nigga.
I know.
Yes, come on, we dodged it, bro.
I'm down with you, boy.
I'm down, stay married, nigga.
So what happened, so from the day that you get
y'all have sex, you're gonna start paying child
support from that date?
Well, what if it ain't yours?
That's my point.
Shorty might have been humping them three or four jokers.
Now all three or four niggas is paying money?
Is it a refund clause?
I mean, it doesn't make any sense, honestly, but I would assume that once paternity is established,
then if this actually is something that happens,
that you have to backdate it, yeah.
Oh, that might be possible.
Yeah.
That's wild.
In that case, I'm not really all out against it,
to be honest with you.
Oh, you're not?
Really?
No, because women got off, you know, families
when somebody's pregnant.
Oh, the pregnancy itself costs.
It costs, no, not just the pregnancy costs,
but you start prepping.
You know what I mean?
You might buy a crib, you might buy a bassinet,
you buying clothes, you buying slippers,
you buying all of that stuff.
Those are expenses that somebody incurs.
From conception?
Well.
Yeah, it's a little different,
but where do we draw the line?
Like, oh, one she four months, one she five months.
You get what I'm saying?
I don't think the dollar amount would be crazy, but.
Get the hand me down.
Ain't Texas one of those states where it's crazy.
Get the hand me down, crib.
No, not from what I heard. What, the child support? Get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down,
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me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me down, get the hand me a man said that no one showed up to my baby shower. Fuck my family. Him and his girl in the camera and the photographer.
No, he said I had to use a timer.
Yeah, he had to use a timer.
To take the picture.
You on your own, man.
All that conception shit.
Neither one of the sides of they family.
No body.
Nah, we don't fuck with you.
I support that.
Not show up to the baby shower?
I support not showing up to your friend's shit
if it's not lit.
Some baby shower be lit. But how do you know it's not lit. Some baby shower be lit.
But how do you know it's not gonna be lit?
You just know.
When I put the address in my maps
and it say 90 minutes or more.
You just know.
You ask me, I'm answering that.
You buy the biggest gifts at the baby shower?
Ish, you buy the biggest gifts?
Like you try to out you.
I usually don't buy gifts.
Give bread? Yeah, I just the biggest gifts? Like you try the obvious. I usually don't buy gifts. Give bread?
Yeah, I just give a card with a gift card.
Oh, a gift card, bro.
What's the most you give?
Give card to where?
Like 500?
Depending on the people.
Like five?
Depending on the people.
If I hit you, can we be friends again?
I'ma hit your ass back.
Yeah.
We good at that.
I hate hard to.
I don't know why you keep talking about fighting, nigga.
Like, you sharp or something.
Not on hitting, you know, on the,
yeah, but it looked like it.
Nah, he giving a $500 gift card at the baby shower
while you coming in with a fucking toaster
or some stupid shit.
At the baby shower.
A toaster.
Not a toaster, a fucking, what would you give?
If Joe come here again, you gonna be toast.
I'll fry you up, nigga.
What?
What?
I'll kill you, nigga.
Let's get it.
Let's get it. You know I'm on it.
You know I'm on it.
I'm talking shit.
I'm talking shit.
I'm on it with you.
Just chill.
But we can't be friends again.
If you hit me we can't be friends again.
I'm serious.
Wait till my foot get right and then you punch me.
But it didn't start with your foot right.
It started now.
No it started a long time ago.
Nah.
Maybe that's the next event that we do like for pay per view.
A little boxing. I did. You're trying to for pay-per-view. Get a little boxing.
I did.
Get in on the money again.
Get out of here.
I'm going to bring Karen Stephens.
Who would you box?
I'm going to bring Karen Stephens.
Who would you box?
Oh, hey.
She goes by Lisbeth or something like that now.
I'm going to bring her.
Wait, don't do that because Bow Wow just did an interview where he spoke life into Karen
Stephens and how not enough people
have done that. The same shit you was happy that Drake did to you.
Okay, all right, what do you say?
So we don't want to use this moment, right this second to this whatever.
Yo, she left the part. She left the part and put the video out.
Why are you doing that?
And it's always you to keep bringing it up. Why are you with me?
I'm on her side when it comes to that.
We do what we want.
You're going to get knocked out.
You're going to get knocked out.
You can't change your bio.
You stop speaking for people.
You want me to fit this shit?
Oh shit, I forgot about that.
Oh yeah.
I don't give a fuck, nigga.
That shit been up there since 2000.
I don't care, nigga.
Flip the script, nigga.
Flip the script, nigga.
Oh, edit this?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Yo, go ahead.
No, he ain't writing that.
No, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
What else, what were we talking about?
50 and your bio?
No, that's...
Yeah, he penned the tweet.
From 2017.
Get off my page.
But then he came in every day saying something to Mel.
That's the hypocrisy I be talking about.
No, true.
I'm a hypocrite, you know what?
I need to represent and support her more on her journeys.
Well, we've been looking for somebody to represent Mel.
Thank you.
Well, I wouldn't be representing her. I want to make things take serious. I think that makes sense. Are you somebody to represent, man. Thank you. Well, I wouldn't be right for a presenter.
I wouldn't think they would take serious.
I think that makes sense.
Are you here to represent, man?
Close the door on this, nigga, please.
Shit.
Nah, you might do great.
I appreciate that, Ish.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, get your foot together so we can go outside.
You don't go outside?
I'm back now.
Where you going?
I was in the hospital with my wife.
She had me in there a lot, nigga. I'm like, I'm trying going? I was in the hospital with my wife. She had me in there all locked, nigga.
I'm like, I'm trying to go outside to get the hoodie.
She not fallin' for none of that textin' me.
When the man said, yo, both parents could go back there,
but right now, both parents do not have,
both parents cannot go back there at this time
because we didn't get a room for him.
I'm like, yes, I'm about to go outside.
She said, you go, nigga.
Bing, bing, bing, bing. She said, you go, nigga. She was texting me. No, no, no, she went, but she was texting me like, yes, I'm about to go outside. She said, you go, nigga.
She said, you go, nigga.
She was texting me.
No, no, no, she went.
She was texting me like, yo, moon 50.
I'm like, yo, leave me alone.
What hospital you going to?
LIJ.
I don't know why the hospital's out here.
I was just, nah, I'm forgetting.
Just where, nigga?
I feel like I was just having kind of the same
kind of talk that you have, but I was kicking girls
and they back to have kids and use their kids
as the excuse to go do their thing, do their numbers.
Like the girls that make it look like
they never doing their numbers
because they always with their kids.
But I know-
Let the kids be a segue.
I know that trick.
You bitches got the kids right at the Hilton Dayroom.
While they bust a little.
Are you crazy?
You know how long I've been outside?
I know bitches don't care about their kids' well being.
Now something new, a lot of women do.
But that ain't what I'm talking about.
Are you talking about the ones that don't care?
It's a lot that don't too though.
Yeah, those are respected women.
Let's be clear, it's a lot that don't.
I'm talking about the ones that's leaving their kids
in the Burger King bathroom.
They skate up to the condos.
He shot my man Bell when he left his kids at the McDonald's.
For a job interview.
She doing a, she at the job.
She working.
She got the job already.
Hey, hey.
Gotta bring home some bacon.
That's true, that's true.
You know what I mean?
Made them Jordan's cost.
What you think of that, man? I don't know. That's true. You know me. I mean I'm Jordan's cost. Hey, you think of that now? Hmm. I don't know
fire some bitch
We're gonna take off with Malcolm
Tell the truth
Tell the truth about you bitches. Anyway, what else is important or unimportant?
Let's see, Jabba Rant.
Oh, Netflix has gentrified the Pop the Balloon show.
Yeah. Yeah, they did.
Netflix has absolutely gentrified the Pop the Balloon show.
This is craziness.
And it's live. Live, yes.
Oh yeah? Live.
Oh, live adds a touch.
That's different, live adds a little touch to it.
So the girl who started the show, she was the hostess, right?
Yes.
Not on Netflix, I'm talking about on the YouTube show.
I have no idea.
I haven't seen so many versions.
I don't even know what the original one is.
Okay, well if she was, then they completely replaced her.
Some niggas in the hood had to pop the balloon show.
I'm like, I don't know what's real.
I think everybody's just doing it now.
Well, the word is, and again, fact check this yourself,
because I do not know, but the word
is that the person you're talking about hand
picked the host that you see on that show.
OK, Yvonne Orji.
She's amazing.
She's great.
I just was like, did they move her out of the way
for a celebrity?
I don't know, but.
Okay, if she did that.
I'm just talking about seeing all of these white people.
That's what got me.
I'm seeing more white people than I've ever seen
before on this Pop the Balloon shit.
You know why I'm writing that?
There was a guy that said that he was racist on there.
I'm trying to find his name.
He was racist, just not under the premise of this show.
Well, actually, I take that back, because the premise premise of this show one of the highlights for me is that you get your shit off
Respectively respectfully like you telling somebody
Such as why I would not do it. I meant for shade a guy named Johnny bananas
Called the black woman a monkey on there
Wow, no, he said you he did not call her monkey
He said you look like you should be hanging upside down
from a tree eating a banana.
What the fuck?
I called her a monkey.
I called her a fucking monkey.
Actually, that's what-
Joe.
I'm just saying he didn't say you are a monkey.
I got you, but Joe, I'd rather he said that.
Shit, don't tell a black person
nothing about hanging in a tree.
I think Netflix can put that out, you guys,
if he says that.
Don't say hanging in tree to a black person.
You look like you should be. I don't care how, upside down, right side up, if he says that. Don't say hanging in tree to a black person. You look like you should be.
I don't care how, upside down, right side up,
don't say that.
Joe, when you heard that, how did you feel?
Cause I know you were very pro-black.
They said that the show was.
I was against the show including white people.
I think some shit should be gate kept.
Got it.
Agreed.
That's crazy.
Unfortunately.
They said Arlette.
Like why we couldn't get a balloon?
Like we was chilling.
But I understand the business of it and the politics of it.
And sell out then.
That's it.
What were you reading?
Where you was looking at me like you wanted smoke.
They said Pop the Balloon Show or Find Love
was started by a married couple, Arlette Amuley and Bolia
Matundi.
They created the show and host the show which gained popularity as a viral YouTube series.
So I guess they did the casting?
No.
Or they sold it to Netflix.
Yeah, yeah, sold it to Netflix and let Netflix do this dumb shit that they did.
Same shit, remember Squid Game?
When they was talking about,
and the person who created the show was like,
damn, I only made X, and y'all went and blew it up today.
It's that.
That's crazy.
You look like you should be smack, pat, boop, pat, boop.
I wouldn't know, was there any other black people?
Were, was there any other black men on, yeah.
Was there any of what?
Other, like, black women.
Black contestants?
All women.
Some security is black.
Somebody's supposed to be some blacks somewhere.
He's supposed to jump the shit out of his ass.
Seriously, he supposed to got stolen.
You look like you should, oh boy.
What?
You don't think so?
And you, matter of fact.
What? You're asking a so? And you, matter of fact. What?
You're asking a lot of people that are,
you don't know why these people are on the show, right?
That's true.
We're in the living room saying,
you shoulda got snow, I agree with that.
But.
It might've been borderline scripted.
It might've been borderline scripted.
Unless you fucking, who's the nigga I like
that's just running around beating people up
on a diploma day?
Aaron, Aaron the Plumber.
I like him.
Me too. I like him. I ain't gonna hold you. You know, he it. Aaron the plumber. I like him. Me too.
I like him.
I ain't gonna hold you.
You know, he did some shit the other day.
I didn't like, that's not true.
He did something the other day.
I didn't like.
Like, and one of the clips, so I'll tell you up here,
because I do like what he's doing out there.
I like, I like the fade spoken about with positivity,
keeping the guns out of our hands.
I like that message.
Even if it's bullshit, I like that message.
He beat up half the Eric Amino show.
Yeah.
What?
I see him set it on two white boys, twins on the bus.
He's like, yo, one of y'all say something else,
I swear to God, I hear both of y'all right now.
Say it again.
He took his shirt off.
He's like, oh, we gotta air him now.
Boom!
Boom!
And what happened after that?
Yeah, that's what.
The white boys didn't even go in the house.
No, they left the show.
We don't even wanna do this.
They left the show.
Y'all got it. But then to house. They left the show. We don't even want to do this. Y'all got it.
Yeah.
I can't imagine his plumbing business.
I can't imagine his plumbing business is doing great.
You can't just be fighting out here.
Or the opposite.
And then plumb.
Today.
Whatever.
Niggas saw him, clip went up yesterday,
niggas saw him in the supermarket.
You know how niggas wouldn't pull his phone out,
he was like, he was on the phone, he was like,
yo, what's up with that fade though?
Niggas just laughed at him.
Oh yeah, so now when they see him in the street,
they ask him for the fade.
As like a thing, that's pretty cool.
It is.
It is.
It's like a friendly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It ain't no question.
It ain't no question.
They fans of his now. It's just like his tagline now. friendly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not in silly shit. It ain't a question. It ain't a question. They fans of his now.
It's just like his tagline now.
Okay.
Yeah.
Ish, you never got booked to do handyman work
and then double back to the house?
Like to do handyman work?
Mm.
Probably, yeah, probably.
Well, you know what the handyman work is,
the second part, right?
You can stood on that shit. Yeah, lay probably. Well you know what the handyman work is, the second part right?
The nigga stood on that shit.
Yeah, lay pipe.
Oh.
Today are you proud of that?
I'm not regretful.
Were any of them like married or anything?
I'm not having sex with nobody in no married people house.
I didn't think about in the house.
Nah this nigga got more rules.
This nigga is here.
It's got common sense, nigga.
You a hump a married lady in they house?
No, I'm married, nigga.
No.
I'm married, no.
If you weren't married.
I can't think about that
because I think it could happen.
No.
I wouldn't want to picture that,
put that in the universe.
What?
I would not go to anybody's house.
I've, no, not, I've done something similar in the past.
But you did it for East, take it there.
She wasn't married, but they were.
They lived together in the same house.
In the house.
Shh.
Actually twice now, I think about it.
Two different people.
You deserve whatever you get.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I don't do that. Never, you? I was a scumbag. I told you I'm gonna go to the office
I'm not only do I not go to girls houses. I ain't I ain't really fucking the merry girl. Oh
I
Required more
Man morning more dangerous games. So so did she that's why she was no affection. I'm that the girl that has a significant other
That's why she was, no. The girl that has a significant other.
Maybe not married.
That wasn't my bag, I've done it before of course.
I've done it a few times.
In they house?
No.
He don't go to houses.
He don't go to nobody's house.
He's just talking about somebody he.
I think you're asking for trouble.
I ain't going to go to nobody's house.
Deservedly so.
You know you're right.
You learned your lesson from going to somebody's house,
right?
Yeah, Heather had all them fucking roaches in the crib on fucking clear mine
Heather from clear mine
Crazy as hell man like now. I'm good. Talk about spending night. I did too
And woke up early yeah, I told you you took some shit home with you and woke up before
Roaches galore actually like Joe's apartment.
No pun.
I told you who had the roaches in that shit.
Oh, you did.
Terrible.
Somebody on up?
Yes.
The roaches in that apartment?
Ask him if you see.
Somebody that makes us, Eskimo Brothers.
You went behind me again, what you did?
No, I popped.
I think you popped.
Who popped first though?
Who she liked more?
That don't matter.
Look, look, look. You be lying though, cause you'll take him out and be like, I would never pop who popped first though who she liked more
You be lying though cuz you'll take a mountain be like I would never pop that girl Well, I take plenty girls out that I wouldn't pop but then you pop in secret. I don't own the pop
I don't pop in secret. Well, we talked about back in the day talking to us
I didn't pop in secret. You I did not pop in secret. Did you pop in secret back in the day?
You said you talking about back in the day. I'm talking about back in the day.
I know I wasn't popping secret, nigga.
When I popped, you see him outside.
You see him at the Greek.
You see him over here.
You see him at the club.
You say, I was outside with mine.
So much so that the fans call me a relationship-based person
because I was outside with people
that it wasn't like that with.
So you only, everybody, I put a camera on everybody.
I wasn't there.
Oh, you did not put a camera on everybody.
Well, of course, we're not talking about 100% of people. No, because we talk about the majority
It's that couch. It's that couch. Yeah, yo
That's it. How do I catch a fucking snake?
Same way the judge be catching them. Cause your lies be crazy. Now your shit is spreading on me now.
It's contagious. Contagious lies.
God damn it.
This nigga's crazy. Anyway, and if it was a secret, you was on my dick asking all week, hey, did you pop
yet?
Hey, did you pop?
Did you pop?
Did you pop, Jennifer?
Hey, hey, did you pop?
Hey, did you pop, Jennifer?
Did you fuck, Jennifer?
Nigga, get off my dick, nigga.
One, you lying.
Number two, you the nigga that come to the door with the cup.
Yo, what's worse, ask your man, yo, you pop or act to do it like this. Get your
fucking pet detective ass outta here, yo. Stop fucking in that in my house. It wasn't your house, nigga.
Well, I ain't never been to your house. So where was it? Where you fucking at?
Hey, yo, shut up, yo. It's all right, dog. You shouldn't have been fucking that little
wrestler girl. I mean that tall girl anyway
Yes
That is not true
First met the girl, I wouldn't touch that she pretty
Remember when Joe first met the girl. Is she pretty? I remember when Joe first met the girl. Yes, she's a pretty girl.
But wait, yes she's a pretty girl.
Joe wanted to pop that.
And yet, no I didn't.
Yes you did.
You was on that girl's head.
Antoine, you were lying on me on a platform I built.
You remember when you first met her?
Which makes me angry.
You remember when you first met her?
If you were doing this on Bag Fuel, I wouldn't care.
But when you do it here, I get madder.
Do you remember when you first met the girl?
No, Antoine.
But his memory's so good.
Ice, did he want to pop? I don't think, he never, I never sawder. Do you remember when you first met the girl? No, Antoine. But his memory's so good.
Ice, did he want to pop?
I don't think, he never, I never saw that.
Nobody in the world has seen that.
I don't think, personally, when I met her,
I had the wisdom.
If I wanted to pop her, you wouldn't have popped her, nigga.
That's why you think that.
If I wanted to pop her, I'd have popped her.
You ain't popped.
You got to.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
One v. one. Everybody, this ain't even needed. Everybody tell, uh oh. One v one.
Everybody chill.
Everybody chill.
Everybody chill.
Everybody chill.
Look, everybody just relax.
We're gonna pull down this shit on out.
Yeah, if I wanted to fuck you, wouldn't I fuck?
Why?
Why?
What do you mean?
Why wouldn't I fuck?
Because I just said that wouldn't happen.
My question is. You wouldn't have got the chance. Says who? I'm telling you. So what wouldn't I fuck? Because I just said that wouldn't happen. My question is-
You wouldn't have got the chance.
Says who?
I'm telling you,
So what about all the other work that I popped
that you tried to pop that you didn't pop?
That never happened.
It did?
That never has happened in my life.
In your brain.
That's never happened.
But it's cool.
That's never happened.
We're not even going down this road no more.
Ever, ever, ever in life.
What I'm telling you is,
I remember the day we met the girl.
Right?
It goes a weasel.
If we popped the same chick, it's because I told chick.
Yeah, now go ahead. Two years. Oh, you still hundred years. Oh my God. we met the girl right goes the weasel if we pop the same chick is cuz I told you yeah no good
if I'm the go second nigga you couldn't go second because they wouldn't give you no box
That was him after I dubbed them picking them up up, taking him to Coach House. That was him.
No, that's a lie.
I'm lying right now.
Now I'm just pardoning.
Now I'm just trying to make it juicy.
But yeah, this thing is my son, man.
Stop playing with me.
Anyway, whatever.
Yo, this part is bad.
How many times you're with this?
How many times you're behind each other?
But just so y'all know, stop.
Because this is we having fun.
I just want y'all to know,
this is the style of part and I like.
I love this part.
This is great.
I love just a random, just reckless shooting,
lies, lies, theatrics, acting, fucking shitting on shit.
Yeah, fuck when Dove's crying, I'm on your side now.
I'm on your side, I love this for a broadcast,
it might be a pay-per-view episode.
How many times you went behind my man, gang?
Who, him?
Never.
Never.
He never fucking done not one.
Are you crazy?
He can't just have it to himself.
So how many times he went behind you?
He can, because I don't want them.
How many times he went behind you then?
I don't want them.
Oh, count them.
Count them up.
25.
At least 25.
Oh, she's nice.
At least 25.
He went behind me at least 25 times.
That's the one he's saying he didn't want to pop? Oh, I don't know. Oh, she's nice. At least 25. He went behind me at least 25 times. That's the one he's saying he didn't want to pop?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, shit.
Well, I'm definitely not lying about that.
Did she have body?
Yes.
I'm about to show you.
Yes, she did.
She had, but we don't view body the same.
That, ice.
He look at different bodies.
I need you.
We don't have the same definition of body.
You said she's a wrestler?
No, he say that because of the height. Oh. I'm just saying we don't have the same definition of body. You said she's a wrestler? No, he say that because of the height.
Oh.
I'm just saying we don't have the same definition of body.
And I'm not bringing that.
I don't want to shit on her.
Like she was a pretty girl.
I'm just saying something that was a fact.
But hold on.
This something that I'm going to be respectful to my son.
But this something on my man body that you can't get.
You ever hear her talking to you, boy?
Something on my man body that he turned down that you
can't get boy oh you just can't got it and you won't be in the same right put
your pom-poms away and tell me why you think I was on your side nigga my
problems away nigga no son of my man body that you can't get nigga like what
I'm not saying it's a bunch of them could you like junkyard dog. No, you don't fuck nothing that I can't fuck. Especially if I use the same means that you use.
Listen, you know what we touching tonight?
You bitch ass bitch.
You heard him, you heard him.
I heard him.
That was nasty.
Now let's stop, because he getting nasty.
That was nasty.
He always get nasty, yo.
We playing.
That was nasty.
That was nasty.
4,500 make him all dance.
Oh, he going crazy.
He potty.
He potty.
He potty.
He potty to piss me off.
You hear me?
He potty to piss me off. But he potty to piss me off. You hear me? He potted to piss me off.
But he potted to piss me off.
Hey, luckily we all married and love now.
Oh yeah.
He potted to piss me off.
He potted to piss me off now.
I hate smoothness.
He was there.
Oh, you go so low.
LeBron James, you are a witness billboard
on the side of Cleveland, yo.
You a witness to Joe.
You was there.
You weren't able to play like this on a platform that I built like this. That hurts.
That hurts.
Let me see how you can edge.
This nigga's crazy, y'all.
Anyway, man, let me tell you what I think of this fucking
Quavo song before you piss me off.
Let me tell you what I think of fucking Quavo
and Lil Baby before I get mad and the demon is born.
The demon is born.
Come on.
Let's talk about something.
Fucking demons. and the demon is born. Come on, let's talk about something.
Fucking demons.
Oh. You still.
Look, look, he'll fuck that.
Look, that's exciting for him.
That's exciting for him.
Nice.
Yo, I'm like a movie star, yo.
Don't talk to me no more.
What, always acting?
Don't talk to me no more, yo.
Oh, shit, shit.
That was good.
That was cool, damn, y'all.
That was fun.
That was good.
Mark made him witty.
Oh.
All right, I'm just saying.
Hey, yo.
What happened?
I didn't say nothing.
Y'all just throw a match.
I said it, y'all.
I didn't just shoot for no reason.
All episode.
Let me cue up.
What?
And I love this, this is fire. go pause what's the name that fucking?
Made you look dumb stupid do do do do do do from the top This is history baby This is Steve Stout
Lenny
Got some work
Wait, wait, where?
248 actually
Okay, be safe
Deep block, what up?
Bravehearts, what up?
Yeah
Yo, yo, ain't nothing to trouble
God, we're not kickin in the door with deep locked brave hearts
And the double R don't make me let the machine off
This is Methodon music that you can lean off
Okay, fuck, made you look
The remix with me up on it
I cop your shit, now I break weed up on it
Hunts, I play with that man
And, hey, fuckin' future seer Everything is real, I play with that man. And hey, fucking future seer.
Everything is real I see.
Like my niggas that been home
when they only got the GLID.
Oh my God, let's go J1, let's go.
Fucking go, niggas came out balls.
Niggas, fucking niggas dads is great.
B.Dot is back with another list.
This time we are doing the greatest. Posse cuts. Posse cuts. I wasn't back with another list. This time we are doing the greatest.
Posse cuts.
Posse cuts.
I wasn't mad at this list.
I am.
Yeah?
What does that mean?
What's missing?
We can tell the truth today.
It's 10 or 20.
No, it's 10.
It's 10.
And then mad, no, I wasn't mad.
I wasn't mad, but I found something to be mad about,
but it ain't a horrible list.
All right, so it's the top 10 posse cut list.
He says the criteria is musicality, impact, relevancy
so I'll go in reverse order.
Was that the end of the criteria?
Yeah that's all it says.
Alright see he's just getting checks now alright.
And that's where I have a big beef with number two and we're gonna have an honest conversation
about it.
Okay.
I got beef with something else on it.
One is Benjamin's.
There shouldn't be no beef with Benjamin's.
Well, if you wanna do a verse or you wanna start a...
Oh dude, start a 10, start a 10, start a 10.
10 is the symphony.
Okay.
And that's the problem.
It can't be 10.
And that's the problem.
You can't find nine songs.
The symphony cannot.
You cannot find nine songs.
Whoever is making the posse cut list is wrong.
Let me ask you.
If you are putting symphony at your ear,
you're not the person to do it.
How old is B.Dot?
I'm only I don't know.
I'm only at it.
Google it.
Let's ask them.
Ask G.B.T. or somebody.
Somebody look it up.
I'll keep going in order.
His skin's still beautiful enough to be 35.
I a lot of that matters when you start talking.
He's 40.
Oh no, inexcusable.
He's 40. Inexcusable B.Dot your father. Oh, no, inexcusable. He's 40.
Inexcusable, B-Dot.
40 years old, you can't have you.
Birthday after month.
Well, you don't have no, but I had an older brother.
That's why I'm not saying that.
And I'm older than him.
I'm just gonna say, yo, like, not for the,
it wouldn't be on mine, it would be there on my list.
It's impossible, but you'd be wrong, is what we're saying.
I see what you're saying.
I'm gonna say this. I see what you're saying.
There are people that may not have it on the list
or have it low.
It is that old.
So I respect that.
I don't respect that.
I respect that though.
This is my point.
Those people are wrong.
If you, Siskel and Ebert,
and this is what you do for a job,
I think it's your responsibility now
to go watch Gone With The Wind
and Citizen Kane and movies like that.
So B.D is a a music journalist
the problem with that is cisco and ebert was off air long before the fucking world changed
so yes they gotta be the movie critic the movie critic niggas gotta get microwaved out too
but not so it's microwave people that's doing it they They don't know the symphony. So your Siskel and Ebert point, watching it with today's eyes and ears for the first time,
it ain't going to hit the same.
That's like if I go let's love.
It should though.
It should.
Not necessarily.
Not based on what you said.
The symphony has aged well.
So why don't we play it?
How do you know the impact?
Let's play it.
That's the one thing I was about to say.
Because there are no posse cuts without it.
But you don't know that because you wasn't there.
The impact you can't account for because you wasn't there.
Like, I'm going to sit here.
He's right with that.
Let me run the rest of the list real quick.
He's right.
Ice is right.
Scenario is number nine.
I got a problem with that.
That's wrong.
I got a problem with that being nine and 10.
No.
I don't care who's first or who last.
Mute up, nigga.
But I know that y'all just better rock this
at the drop of a dime, baby.
That's Marley Mall.
Hold up.
Hip-hop royalty.
Yes.
We're starting with who is the...
Top.
The baby face, the fucking... even before him.
We're starting with...
Architect.
...Crim Della Crim of whatever you think you're good at picking.
In hip- hop, yeah.
We're starting with that.
We're also starting with
Craig G, Big Daddy K, Master A's, like, come on, dawg.
Niggas don't know that.
I'm trying to tell you.
But then I can't talk hip hop with niggas that don't know that.
And that's fine.
And that's fine.
He can make a list.
You can make a list.
Yo, the other day I went in Bergdorf, right?
And it was low in there.
So there was some fucking hipster kids in there talking to niggas that normally help
me shop.
And they was having a hip hop talk.
Niggas shades on, glasses on.
I'm fucking hiding from hip hop talks.
And they in there arguing with the people saying that Mac Miller and Lupe Fiasco are
overrated
as I'm trying to shop on a beautiful fucking Sunday. Some of us love this too
much. I was just thinking the other day. So when I go to ring up,
sorry, Bart, so I go to ring up and naturally, hey Joe man. Oh God. No, this is my man.
This is the guy that normally helps me. Okay, okay. He's my man. I need some help.
Yo, Joe man, these kids, they just told me,
yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.
Key word.
And I said, but then we don't know, I'm saying kids,
but we don't know kids is 25, no.
But I said to him, these kids telling me,
Lupe and Mac Miller, yada, yada, yada.
And I said, you have absolutely no business
talking to these kids about this subject. Right. me Lupe and Mac Miller yada yada yada and I said you have absolutely no
business talking to these kids about this subject. It's not that they can't
have an opinion that's their opinion they write in their opinion. They are ill
informed to speak on the subject if you think that Mac Miller and Lupe Fiasco
are bad at rapping. That's not saying youiasco are bad at rapping.
That's not saying you think they're bad at rapping.
They said irrelevant.
Overrated.
Overrated.
If anything, Lupe Fiasco is underrated.
He's underrated.
Yeah, yeah.
But overrated does not mean that you're bad at something.
Hold up, now we gotta let it rock for a little bit.
Now you made me mad, I grab my backpack now.
I got my Jansport now.
Come on, come on, come on.
Now I'm coming home.
I'm coming home.
Look, I'll see you today.
I'll see you today.
Yeah, it's the day.
Yeah, look for Soar's, Symphony.
Hey! Hey! Strong and longer even with the
It can't be no, but this can't be 10 come on scenario can't be now. Oh, you ever heard that? Hold up. Hold up. I'll be done. Hold up play to you lucky. I don't know how to spell scenario
He might not have I don't have it in you don't got-C-E-N-A-R-I-O. He might not have it in his scenario.
I don't have it in here.
You don't got the remix?
No, it's in here spelled wrong, I bet you.
It's in here somewhere.
It's in here spelled wrong.
It's just in here spelled wrong.
That's all.
Posse cut a bunch of different graphs.
Actually, I want to say this scenario is spelled wrong.
S-C-E-N-A-R-I-O.
It's scenario, the song spelled wrong.
No, he's saying the word.
What's the name of the song? He's not saying they purposely spell it wrong. I don't know.
No, they did not.
No, they didn't.
All right, so I'm just wrong.
All right, it's fine.
What's the list?
All right.
Parts, please.
That's embarrassing.
No, no, he gonna play, but I'm talking about like...
All right, go ahead with the list.
Number eight is 24 Hours to Live.
Number seven is 4321.
Number six is I Shot Your Remix.
It'sell wrong.
Five is Bling Bling.
Mm-hmm.
Four is International Players Anthem.
Three is Banned From TV.
Two is Flavoring Your Ear Remix.
And one is Benjamin's.
So stay here. What?
Oh, go ahead.
Stay here.
Never mind.
No, no, no, come on, please.
Dog, none of those.
I'm going to argue and say scenario and the symphony are top five.
Like Flavor In Your Ear remix is not better than symphony, bro.
It's not.
Or scenario.
Either one.
But I'm not bad.
You got to bring me to top five again.
Top five is Bling Bling, International Players Anthem, Band From TV, Flavoring Your Ear Remix, and Benjamin's.
Bling Bling sounds like it was some pandering.
They don't to me. We talking impact.
Impact, that is a very impactful record.
For what that did for Cash Money, for what that did for...
They added the word Bling bling to the dictionary.
It was random, that still, the phrase changed.
Just impact alone.
It was an impactful song.
No, no, that's an understatement.
Extremely impactful.
What this sounds like to me, I'm gonna tell you what,
hold on, let me tell you what this sounds like to me.
This sounds like a younger dude,
when I say younger, I'm talking about late 30s to 40, which is 40,
from New York, put a list together,
and threw in the couple South records
that you feel have to be on here.
Yeah, that's what I said.
That's what I said.
All right, so no, it's two pieces to that.
I got Bling Bling higher, personally.
Listen to this, it's two pieces to that.
Tell me them niggas was going crazy.
They was going crazy lyrically in Bling Bling?
Again, it's two parts.
Musicality, impact, relevancy. It doesn't necessarily say lyrically going crazy lyrically and bling bling? Again, it's two parts. Musicality, impact, relevancy.
It doesn't necessarily say lyrically going crazy
puts it up so high.
Musicality plays into that.
This is a song.
So musicality ain't just lyrics.
True.
It wasn't not.
Should band from TB be in the top five?
No, in life.
It's not for us. It's not for us.
It's not for us.
And let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something.
Because he did have a rule.
Why is Bling Bling a posse track?
That's what my question was.
I'm trying to look up to make sure I'm not tripping.
Why is Bling Bling a posse track?
It's a group.
It's a group.
It's not a posse track.
Bling Bling is not a group.
Bling Bling is two different groups.
They're just under the same label.
Who is it?
It's the Hot Boys and the Big Timers, which are two different groups. Stop it. That is the truth. Stop it.
He is right, but still stop it. Man, if you don't get that shit the fuck out of here,
that's a group. I'd have put Make'em Say Uh on this list.
That would have been a more valid choice to me, just because they're...
But again, are you arguing that the Big timers are not in the Hot Boys?
They're not. The Hot Boys is BG, Juvenile, Wayne, and Turk.
The big timers are Baby and Manny Fresh.
All right, I'm done with this.
That's a fact.
He's right.
I don't care.
It don't matter.
I know you don't care, but we're talking facts here, not caring and feeling.
That shit ain't symphony.
And that's coming from your standpoint.
That's why I said listening to this list.
No, in the world.
It's not in the world.
There are people in the world younger than y'all that disagree with that.
Play what's the scenario when those people don't count.
Play scenario, Joe.
Play you.
Yes.
That's fine.
You're going to hear it.
You heard it.
Play scenario.
Oh, you?
Wait a minute.
Like, I'm going to, yo, y'all going to hate this?
And that's not even scenario.
That's the remix. That's the remix. Like I'm y'all gonna hate this
And that's not even scenario
MCs
Which is a spiritual essence I'll poke that ass again, got it F it, shit, I make buck shots Mad man, I rip up stages
Lay down your wages, I'm wild like Larry Davis
Extra, extra, pick up a clip
I tear ass off a friend, I grab my dick
I'm around, soccer ball, rock kids, I drop arms
I'm rockin' and deli, so I shit
Cut it off, cut it off
You know what's crazy?
Make Niggas mad, go ahead
I'ma make Niggas mad
I put Scenario 2000 higher than that
Personally, just because of
And again, I don't know this song like that.
I'm not from that.
I can't talk to no one.
You don't have to.
I'm not trying to be funny.
And that's still in New York.
You're thinking Symphony 2000?
You're thinking the Symphony 2000.
No, I said Scenario 2000.
He's talking about Scenario 2000.
Which is the Rough Riders.
The Rough Riders.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's what I'm talking about.
What year you was born?
I was born in 83.
Right.
Ice is just, I don't.
That song came out in 90.
That's his opinion. No, Scenario was born in 83. What? Ice is just, I don't. That song came out in 90. That's his opinion.
No, scenario was out in 90.
In 1982.
And I tell you, again, I always,
that's why when I have these debates with people,
you ask them their entry point into hip hop.
I always tell y'all mine is in W.A., Snoop.
So you talk about.
It's the same year.
Yeah.
But it was West Coast, my entry.
I didn't hear, that's why I don't listen
to a lot of the New York rap. So it don't impact me the same. I don't hear, that's why I don't listen to a lot of the New York rap.
So it don't impact me the same.
I don't know that impact that y'all speak of.
How'd that happen?
Because I was in the house.
But you were in Jersey.
Yeah, but we had the box, the TV show.
So we had nationwide.
So nothing about New York, New Jersey rap had,
that was like, wasn't the part of your entry point?
No. West Coast?
Not really.
Outside of my uncle who was a big LL Cool J fan.
And that was really all I heard as far as rap.
Like coming up was just LL.
And then once I got to the point where I could kind of
feel out and what I like myself, I'm watching.
It was a form of music videos for me.
It wasn't really hearing it on the radio
or I had no older cousins or brothers or whatever
that was doing it, it was me.
Cause the Box had East Coast hip hop.
Of course, but the chart, but at the time that I'm-
Exclusively West Coast shit.
No, no, no, but at the time that I'm into it,
the chart toppers, the ones that was,
when they do they little,
this is the most requested little shit like that
that was popping up or you see the,
like I started to know the numbers for certain songs.
It was more West Coast shit for me.
I just would have thought it was unavoidable.
It is.
Very avoidable.
It is, like I think Ice,
Beyonce, Contrary and shit sometimes
and wanted to be different
and wanted to go fuck with that shit over there
and the no limit niggas and the,
what's the other niggas from?
And bait.
Crucial conflict and all that.
All of that.
All of that.
All of that.
I think that's, yo, I'm going against the grain.
Y'all niggas do that.
I'm doing this.
I could understand that,
but I'm telling you the truth,
it really wasn't that.
Again, I don't like a lot of East Coast production.
I had a cousin that was really big into boot camp.
That's how I learned about Helter Skelter,
but I was never a Smith and Wesson dude.
Helter Skelter Nocturnal was my introduction to boot camp.
That's old enough, Ice.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is,
there was a lot of shit before that.
I don't know no Black Moon, I don't know.
You took this to all of that,
but Helter Skelter, which Helter Skelter?
But he said it was Nocturnal.
He said it's an introduction to hip hop,
it's NWA.
Yeah.
So you can't miss Black Moon.
Black Moon is way after that.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
That's the same.
Black Moon was 92.
92, 93, W.A. was 94. Nocturnal was like 95, 96. Yes. 95 it's not. That's the same. Black Bull was 92. 92, 93.
W.A. was 94.
Nocturnal was like 95, 96.
Yes. 95 I think.
But the thing is where people like that whole,
oh you're just being a contrarian,
that's not really true here.
It's just a matter of, I never really,
like when we had the talk,
Prem to this day tells me,
yo Ice you don't like my production.
Which isn't really the truth, I'm just,
I was never a fan of the New York hip hop sound.
That West Coast shit sounded smoother.
The down south shit had a bounce to it.
I never heard that.
I don't want us to kick past the coverage.
We should still be talking about the Posse call.
Oh, sure, sure.
But you know that you could still like one
and like your West Coast music more, right?
I'm just saying, but for a lot of people, your introduction and shit that really, that you gravitate to initially,
is where your heart would lie at.
I'm calling cash.
This ain't no photo posse cut.
Yes.
Yes.
That's on the list.
Absolutely on the list.
Think about this.
But think about this.
You can't just say, yo, East Coast hip hop sounds like X.
I said New York. A lot of the New York sounding hip hop
sounded like that, until Bad Boy.
What I'm saying is why I tend to agree with Ish
is cause I saw you at my birthday party
having the time of your life to East Coast sounding music.
Yes, it was band from TV.
Shook Ones.
Shook Ones, what years are those?
Again, this is my- But you said you didn't like my those are those are the commercial like the bigger records
I don't know a lot on it was some shit
I'm saying would you like it's some it was some shit on infamous that wasn't a single that when it came on in my birthday
Party you went crazy. I only know two songs off infamous to this day. It was shook ones that I went crazy
It was shook ones. He was going crazy. No, it was another one
That was the other single no and it was shook ones that I went crazy was shook once he was going more time. It's B. Dot's job, bro.
To make niggas mad. No, it's his job to go back and do his proper research. Just read the list to
me one more time. Please just read the list to me one more time. One to 10, 10 to one. 10 to one.
Okay, one to ten, ten to one. Ten to one.
Symphony, scenario, 24 hours of live, 4-3-2-1, I shot your remix.
That has to go.
Stop.
Stop.
4-3-2-1 is better than I shot your remix.
I'm not paying attention to his numbers.
I disagree with that because I shot your remix.
Impact, that, for a lot of people, was the introduction to Foxy Brown.
So?
So?
And that was impact.
About Foxy Brown?
No, no, no.
They didn't.
No, they didn't.
That's not true.
No, and 4-3-2-1 was the start of the LL and Cannabis Beef.
4-3-2-1.
Everybody.
What are we talking about?
It was the introduction to X.
And it was the best rappers on Def Jam together,
rapping together.
Yeah.
I'm with you.
See, that's what I mean.
The hip hop people, I don't be mad at Freeze,
because he speaks from a consumer perspective.
So I'm never mad at him.
I'm not a purist in a lot of that shit.
The hip hop people have 432.
I shot your remix.
My beef is with records that's not on here.
Yeah.
I was going to say, well, I shot your music for the first time.
Niggas done started something. Absolutely. It's better than half the records he made. It's not a song, though. I was gonna say, well, I shot two of my supports. Niggas done started something.
Absolutely.
It's better than half the records he made.
It's not a song, though.
Huh?
It ain't a song, is it?
It is a song.
It is. Yeah, of course it is.
It's a song.
It's a song.
I know it's official song.
It was on the album.
Yes, DMX.
It's dark and hell and hot.
What number is Reservoir Dogs?
It's not on here.
Blackout.
Blasphemous.
Blackout.
Blasphemous.
And the other, oh.
And here's my big one, Ice.
You mute up, but this one
is going to be before your time.
Whatever case we make about symphony and scenario, I make it about this.
Buddy, I was thinking buddy.
We all in the same game.
It was a bunch of songs.
Buddy for sure.
Anybody doing a posse cut list and Buddy is not on there, then you can't do a list.
You can't do a list.
You know this song, man?
Yes, yes I do.
I'm gonna drop this song.
What?
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me Let's go! And of course my nerd ass is playing the 12 inch rebounds.
Yeah!
But you know, keep the point, you never know the words.
I know it's the song
Trooping in with the jungle patrol
And this one's about to walk out
Come on man.
B-Dot.
Hold up, wait a minute.
I want to say for close to 40 years now, when this game out?
80 something? I was early, I was like a minute. I want to say for close to 40 years now, when this came out, 80 something?
80 something, maybe.
Early, I was like a freshman.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, come on, B-Dot.
Stop.
Don't I shot your remix me.
Like, don't try to.
I hate you niggas that's trying to be nerdy.
Like, B-Dot, you do not believe that I shot your remix
is higher than my buddy, if you ever heard buddy.
And I think it's
something I'm probably still man shit man shit self-destruction nigga yeah
you talking about yo there's no hole one here reservoir dogs I didn't let them
in the rock nation brunch
reservoir dogs like for real I am, I'm done with you guys.
If you want to talk about hip hop purists and shit,
like Dwyck, it's a lot of songs, my nigga,
that got on that list, bro.
I don't know if that's Possecut.
I know the beat, I don't know that record like that.
Nice and Swoogs.
Yeah.
Gang Starr.
How many, is it 44?
That's a Possecut, if Bling Bling is a Possecut,
then that's a Possecut.
Is it 44?
Yeah, okay.
Nigga.
Nah, I know that up, nigga.
Is it 44?
Now, now, we talkin' now. Hey! I don't know about quite you, we talkin' now, nigga. I know that up, nigga. Now, now, we talking now.
Hey, we talking now, nigga.
You knew that.
I don't know about these.
The Purish is talking, nigga.
Gangstar is a group.
Gangstar is a group.
Gangstar is a group.
This is three MCs.
I don't quite call it a Posse cut.
I think Posse cut is four and up. It's four and up, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
The other criteria he has, it has to be four and up.
That's why I was supposed to have four people on this.
Greg Nice, Greg NICE,
driving them bass so I wee wee,
ride for me, not for free,
maybe I'll do it for charity,
now my employer or my employee
is making Greg and I
to eat very M.A.D.
Y'all is making Greg nice mad.
I ain't like that.
Y'all is making him M.A.D. boy.
Most elementary shit in the world.
That shit is fine.
Amazing.
And if you're really going to let me be a nerd,
I'm putting Headbanger in there.
Yeah.
It's joints I'm forgetting.
Just so you know, you mentioned Reservoir Dogs reservoir dogs and he said it doesn't have the same cuz somebody mentioned that to him. Where's reservoir dogs?
He said the stream fought for but it doesn't have the same impact as others ain't no fun
The stream voted it off. Why he just wrote in the stream. The stream is 20 them 27. Oh, wait
See, that's my point. Why what do you mean the stream chat hey chat why am I
talking to these people? I guess he was doing a combination of his list and then a vote. I don't care about the stream and the chat that's the problem in
hip-hop you niggas is is doing a la carte to your opinions for 19 year olds I'm
asking y'all the niggas that aged and lived and survived this shit.
God damn it B. Dot.
Oh, another one that was made, I see it here.
I was thinking, I was trying to count the people in here.
Watch for the hook.
Yeah.
See, I'm thinking down, I'm thinking outside of New York.
Get up, get out.
Get up, get out.
I'm thinking outside of New York.
There's a lot of shit that should be on here.
Top 10, you can't have a top 10 posse cuts
without reservoir dogs.
And if you can, you can't have it without Buddy.
Sorry, Buddy.
Or some shit from back in the day?
Yeah.
Yo, where is B.from?
Who is he?
I'm from New York.
I just go up this Wikipedia.
I gotta start.
We need, the same way Trump is doing
with the real ID shit,
we gotta see where some of you niggas what part of New York what era was that I just
Yo, I just go Wikipedia them. I love be that to be that we gonna talk about this when you get up here, man
That's it. That's all I got. That's all I got for the posse list. Also, I hate to
Continue to connect Drake and Kendrick, but why not?
And you don't hate it. I do hate it, because I like both of them separately.
They married now, bro.
This is Nas and Ho again.
But when they keep doing shit in lieu of each other,
it leaves me no choice.
Great time to drop that video, Kendrick,
while the boy is trying to creep back up the charts.
Oh, for sure.
For sure. Great time while the boy is trying to creep back up the charts. Oh for sure. For sure.
Great time while the boy is looking like he's trying to get control of his life again.
The nigga looked up and said, wait, wait, wait, he hit number three?
Yeah, yeah.
Too close.
Whoa.
So I don't know.
Step on the fun.
No, I'm not stepping on the fun.
I'm actually making a point.
The girl who directed the video, her name is Karina Evans.
She's from Toronto.
She's directed a lot of Drake videos.
I'm wondering if he purposefully used her
to direct this video.
I don't know.
Just part of the conspiracy.
I wonder if she could tell I'm hot right now.
Hm.
Yeah.
What is that version?
Absol, Absol, pass me my telephone.
I think I left it in the booth.
I need to give, I need to, I need to give Top or somebody a call.
Looks like the boy is gaining traction again.
It's time to end this.
No, no, no, no, I ain't got to call nobody.
Huh?
Ain't got to call nobody no more.
You think he did it on his own?
Oh yeah.
Oh no, what's his man name?
What's his man?
Dave Free. David A Absol. Call David. Hey, I call nobody no more. You think he did it on his own? Oh yeah. Oh no, what's his man name? What's his man?
Dave Free.
David A. Abso.
Call David.
Abso, pass my phone.
Hey, hey.
I don't know where I left it.
Yo, the one.
Yeah, just hit upload.
Is Dave around?
Hey, I seen Dave.
Listen.
Upload it.
If any of you see Dave, stop.
Stop.
Bring him to me.
Don't do that.
This guy is fucking trying to creep up the channel.
He's trying to get me to the top of the world.
He's trying to get me to the top of the world.
He's trying to get me to the top of the world. He's trying to get me to the top of the world. He's trying to get me to the top of the world. He's trying to get me to the top of the world. He's trying to get me to the top of the world. Uploaded if any of you see dates Bring him to me
Don't do that. This guy is fucking trying to creep up the Johnson charge again
This guy is trying to get his life back together and taunt people and I don't understand. So what's the correlation right now?
Drop Luther so you say I'm dropping Luther. It's going to step on nobody
I fight for that number one spot
Yeah, if I'm believing ack ACK said that the label finally is about
supporting Drake, it's going to hit the impact button.
Not yet.
He said they're starting to.
Which means that Drake has been getting organic love,
which means that when they hit that button,
we got to do something.
The inorganic love comes.
Yes, yeah, that's what the impact button is.
That button LA Reed said don't exist. I love you, LA
And while I'm talking about Atlanta if you got a chance check out your main Dupree over there on that arm real R&B
Money podcast with tank and our J Valentine. He's dropping juice over like that podcast. Yeah. Yeah, they're fire. Yeah
All right. What else we got? What else we got? I'm just running my mouth at this point
You said you had some lists you said yeah, you got some more left on your list. Oh
What else we got? I'm just running my mouth at this point. You said you had some lists. You said you had something left on your list.
Oh, no, I just wanted to come in and talk shit to Kendrick
about dropping the video, something step on your boy.
And I wanted to talk about Buddy.
It would have been blasphemous for you. Right.
Yeah, that should be on there.
I don't think I have anything else that's super important.
Oh, I want to carry do who?
Carry, carry.
I wouldn't, man. You know what, you beat me to it.
You ain't go to that tank show.
That skin was glowing.
I did.
I was talking to Ice.
Oh, right.
She was there with the shoes.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
They didn't even see you there.
Wait.
She had the white.
I told you.
I told you.
Miss Carrie, man.
We didn't even make it a whole episode.
Wait, stop.
We didn't even go. We didn't even it a whole episode. Wait, stop. Let me get this shit off.
She had the Mary Poppins.
She had the I Can Fly Twice is high.
Take a look.
Yo, remember when Mel was wearing them fucking sneakers
to every concert?
Yeah, she was trying to get her.
They were her comfortable shoes.
It's a lot of walking.
Give Melissa four, girl.
It's a lot of walking.
I got you, Mel.
Thank you. You always wear your orthopedic shit.
Where was the walking?
It helps my back.
Y'all had a car service.
You got out the car.
First class.
Walked into casinos.
Where was she walking?
Where were you walking?
Y'all walked to the seats?
It was like, we were in an arena or some shit like that,
right?
It was a casino.
All right, well, casinos are big,
and there's a lot of walking. I was trying, Mel. I tried. This part really cleaned you up This part really got you together
Nah for real, them aluminum foil
shit you used to wear
with the bean bag, we didn't see the bean bag in three years
Oh no it's over for that
No the bean bag was dope
Why you let me
What the fuck was the bean bag?
Wait wait wait wait wait
Wow
Your little one piece Your potato sacks What the fuck was the bean bag? What do you feel? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wow. Potato sack.
Your little one piece.
Your potato sack, you a phony.
Your little beige one piece like that color.
You a phony.
Oh, I'm still pulling that shit out in the summertime?
No, you're not.
Yes, I fucking am.
I can't wait.
You can't wear it with them black things, though.
With what black things?
I'm wearing them with whatever.
You threw them black shoes away. Which ones?
The ones we're talking about.
Oh, the orthopedic sneakers?
Mel ain't even posed that.
I still have them.
She ain't even posed that Carrie Elston picture.
I think she did from the ankles up.
Did you see her shoes?
She had to do it from the knees up.
You know, you hit that little line and crop it up a little bit?
Yeah, she cut Carrie Fee.
Why you do that to Carrie Fee?
Mel has a little...
Mel came out like that.
She had the lollipops. She cut Carrie Fee. Why you didn't have to carry Fee? You know what I'm saying? Mel has a book.
Mel came out like that.
She had the lollipops.
Don't ever wear those again.
They're not bad shoes, yo.
Just small with big feet.
So it make them, the shoes look flat.
Mel, small with big feet.
She wears size 11.
Leave her alone.
You not wear size 11.
Stop.
Seven and a half. Seven and a half.
Seven and a half?
What size you wear?
She wear 10.
You wear what?
You don't just nobody fit in.
You do not wear nine.
A nine and a man, nigga.
No, I do not.
Wait, did you just lie on your shoe size?
I didn't.
I wear a nine.
Take it off, let's see.
A nine and what?
Women's.
Women's.
But a nine at five foot two, my nigga's real.
I'm five four, and these are actually eight.
Wait, let me see.
I never even looked at this, because I don't look at you like that. Damn.
She got the
Well, she got the Klingon sneakers from Star Trek.
What's the nigga with the hand and Klingon?
The Klingon.
Yo, she got
She can't get the foot ozempic.
Yo, Joe.
Toe zempic.
You can't wait to
We said that. Toe zempic is funny. Yo Joe! Yo Joe! Yo Joe! Yo Joe! Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe!
Yo Joe! Yo Joe! Yo Joe! Yo Joe! Yo Joe! Oh shit. Man, we don't, man. Leave it alone. Yeah, get them niggas. Oh boy. They done today.
Get them.
Those are wide.
They are not, that's not wide.
Girl, look how they come out.
Those are not wide.
Girl, last time you did this, it spun a nigga.
It don't work no more.
It's over.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, the niggas you partying with, we okay with.
Come on, put your socks and shoes on.
We don't care.
Yeah.
Hey, last time you did that little trick,
it may have worked, but you can put them on now.
You're looking down too.
We don't care.
Nigga did the rig around the Rosie by himself.
Lying up here.
Oh my God.
I hate feet.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Huh?
I hate feet.
Chill out.
Chill out.
Yo, chill out.
Chill out.
Yo, I'm telling Imani and Mark, before y'all step on here,
bullshit.
We have been shooting at each other all day.
All day.
It's been all bullshit.
We've been shooting at each other.
Seriously.
But and not being sensitive about it.
We have been taking the jokes.
It's all bullshit.
So far.
Man, it's funny. It'd be some truth in the joke always
Been on bullshit. I'm mad what you did. You look at one time to be with you stop this shit
You stop this shit
Your park stop this real quick in a fire that lunch you in a fire convoy. That lunch that y'all want to do, go do it right now.
I gotta go to the bank.
He said what?
He went to the bank mid-production, nigga.
And came with a big ass...
I gotta talk about that.
But he's bugged out.
Y'all left mid-production last fucking week to go fucking do bench pressing.
That's different.
We did that for content, for BTS, man.
Yeah, that was content.
And the people don't like when you curse.
Okay, well.
Whatever.
Have you seen it?
I don't care.
Your publicist people that ain't singing.
Oh, come on, that's the second step.
I'm asking if they sing.
No, no, no, no, that is the second one.
Stop.
How many shots you threw?
That thing got him.
Yo, are you ready to come clean on that one or no?
No.
All right, then move on.
All right, come on.
All right, moving on.
You have to die with the lie.
How do you know about the publicist?
Because I heard that conversation about how you-
I like to say I don't have a publicist.
I don't know how you found that out, though.
I do not have a publicist.
Do you know how long-
That's the thing is I don't have one.
So he's lying.
Yes, he is.
I don't have one.
No, I knew that when you got one.
I don't have one. I don't have one.
Ma'am, have you, well, you can talk to anybody a publicist?
No!
He has to be, no, he has, ma'am.
No, just stop. I'm, I'm, alright.
He ain't gonna stand on that,
ma'am, like that.
I don't know if somebody's
lying on me, but I do not have a
publicist, and I have not been recruiting
a publicist because I can't afford a publicist right now
Okay, did you write?
Yes
And it wasn't a press release. It was a statement. Do you work with any publicist?
Who sent the statement to Tasha Kay only
Cuz I've been scouring the net again. Mm-hmm, and I have not seen it anywhere. Okay
Not even on your page.
I didn't put it on my page.
Alright, you gotta let it go.
I'm done, I got sleepers, I'm done with them.
Flip your hair on Mandy and me.
Come on, fuck these niggas talking about it,
I'm trying to press them, man.
You gotta do it like,
flip your hair on us.
Double.
Alright, what they sleeping on Joe? What are they sleeping on? You still do it like double. Flip your hair on us. Alright.
What they sleeping on Joe?
You still do that line?
We do have sleepers.
Flip, do you want us to go to sleepers right now?
Or should we ISO on you?
What I need to be ISO'd on about?
Oh shit.
What happened?
Oh man. You gotta let Flip Isoe, yo. He pussy though. No, I know what he gonna say, but you gotta let him. Oh, the guy at least give him a try. Yeah. What do you want me to say about that?
Alright, we can take a pod vote right now.
We can end the pod, go right to sleepers, do an outro, Armani and Mark is here and we
can start the Patreon and we can save this for Patreon.
So you're referring to another one bites the dust based off of what?
A podcast that you feel it
Don't look at me
Not like them niggas meaning that I'm not like that they'll kick my back in I mean
Celebrating that they failed you're just reporting
I don't know if he failed. I just did you know math? Hava podcast podcast right now, my expert opinion, is on a break, on a hiatus,
because due to the barbershop issues,
and hopefully it'll come back.
I don't want to just say that it failed,
because I do think that he's planning on bringing it back.
Oh, okay.
What's the barbershop issue?
Something happened with the bar,
I just watched it yesterday, something happened,
stop, it's distracting me,
something happened with the barbershop where,
I guess he said something
about the light bill was $7,000. He sublet.
That's my man. Joe. That's our friend, bro.
You've been on it five times, nigga. You trade ass nigga. You've been there five times.
I love that show.
Me too, so what are you talking about?
Shows you love gotta go down sometimes.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Well, I don't think it went down.
I think that he's just trying to get in a new location.
Okay.
Cause you gave him till, oh today is Friday.
You gave him till Friday on Space, yo, Friday. Did you see the video he made?
I did see the video.
Where he went into the barber shop with the lights out and the flashlight and put the
flashlight under his shit and it was the light and he was telling his story like the boogeyman.
Yeah I saw that.
He was telling us why he would no longer be doing it at that particular shop but he is
looking to do it at other shops.
Yo we gonna try to talk about math on Patreon.
Math is my man so I don't have nothing to say.
Hopefully he gets his shit together.
Hopefully my expert opinion comes back.
I know culturally we love that show.
A lot of iconic interviews happened on that show,
myself included, I've been there mad times.
Y'all know that Mav is somebody we support up here,
so hopefully he gets it together.
We do not need the podcast game
to lose one of our black podcast grits.
That to the side.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, listen, cause no one flippin' my man.
He loyal to the soil and I'm not.
Oh, for sure.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm like that with you too. I'm loyal. Yeah, not. I'm like that with you, too. I'm loyal.
Yeah, but I don't plan on going getting down again.
Because you're a step on back.
So check on this. This is what I'm saying to you all.
This is not about man for his situation.
In life.
All right, forget what the humble speech. No, seriously. In life, for me, I'm talking
about me and indicators and things that I use as signs and ways to identify when I need
to get the fuck away from people in the world. Oh no. And one of those signs for me is when is always a story
That's it that was the punch
When you niggas see me at the bar for ten years and every time I see you
It's a story about something going on in your life that involves a lot of words, I leave you in judge.
I don't give a fuck if my cast is quiet right now.
I don't care.
That's the type of hard we on.
Some of you niggas use too many words for me.
I got that from you.
I say that to a lot of people now.
Honestly, yo, but wait, I'm not saying
that those people are wrong in what they saying.
But it's just too much.
It's just too much.
I don't care. Well, uh-huh. But wait, I'm not saying that those people are wrong in what they saying, but it's just too much. It's just
Yeah, well, uh, so math is that for me when he lost
So when them niggas I ain't say nothing
But he did and it was a lot of words I wasn't that invested
And then my man the supreme supreme Muslim nigga, super Muslim.
What's my man? You know my name Bigga.
Shout out to Bigga, was about to try to fight
Smith and Wesson, I said holy shit.
Holy shit, your math show is golden.
He about to fight Smith and Wesson.
I almost had to fight one of them niggas in Sin City,
I told y'all.
Nah.
Yeah, that's my man, no shout out to him now. I didn't say nothing to him either, I almost had to fight one of them niggas in Sin City, I told y'all. Nah. Yeah.
That's my man, don't shout at him now.
I didn't say nothing to him either, but he did and it was a lot of work.
And then Champ left.
Y'all lips cool?
I don't know nothing about this y'all.
And then Champ left.
Don't put that camera up here, he'll fuck you up.
And it was a lot of words.
OK.
Let's get to the mecha-cane.
I can drag this, I can do a whole body.
All right, we'll do a picture.
Y'all make it sound like y'all on the edge of your seat.
Look, you're about to fall again.
Gravity again.
Mapp is our man.
We support him.
But that old lease, I subleased the lease and they talk about
a come running a commercial business podcasters black podcasters I just
fought over that term too let's get familiar with a commercial business and
what it means in the eyes of the law yeah yes you see in podcasters battle
with the space they record ie Adam
There's math there's me there's niggas. It ain't cheap. It ain't free. Some of you niggas
I'm not talking about math anymore have skedaddled on the expenses. See how we pocket watch up here
We do that cuz shit is paid
I'm saying something I forget it
I'm saying something, forget it. Alright, that's how you got sleepers.
Come on, alright, nevermind.
Nevermind, I got a sleeper.
That's your bag, though.
I got a sleeper that I think niggas are sleeping on.
That's how you segue out of shit.
Y'all are the expenses.
Come on, stop it, bro.
I'm out, I'm done.
I'm done.
We know the expenses is high, but what you make is high, you nigga.
Just chill.
These niggas not in a position is like you say something else
I'll blast your head off that fucking seat
We know the expenses is high and what you make is higher. These niggas are not like you repeat it again
You make more it's a trick in there so no trick you invest in the product
So you you invest in a product, but you also with that investment comes pay Woody rewards. Oh shit. I pay Woody. You talking about the push talk niggas?
I paid him niggas. Okay I'm just making sure. So I'm listening to my spaces.
Honestly I'm joking around with Flip but paying people don't feel good all the time
No, if you know paying people don't feel seriously in the music business. No pain. I'm not trying to talk about you
No, let me just say this no issue not in music business, but I'm very serious when I say people look to get over on
The payment business though you gotta pay people you gotta pay your staff you gotta pay your whomever
You gotta pay people. You gotta pay your staff.
You gotta pay your whomever.
And I honestly, even though that shit might-
Some people think good business is figuring out
who would be okay to not pay.
Donald Trump.
But what I'm saying is-
I think everybody deserves to get paid.
I think it's valued to me.
And this business-
And I feel good when I make my payroll.
Same.
I feel good when I make my payroll.
It's times that I've made payroll on a Friday
and I be fucked up.
Like just waiting for that next, you know what I'm saying?
Or I gotta go to my girl, or I gotta go to somebody
and get me some front money until this money come in,
but that's just one of the business.
That happened to me recently, nigga.
I think part of it.
No.
Shit.
But, you know what I'm saying? I slap my ass right now. I want no problems, man, yo, that's just, I welcome all of that.
In running a business, it makes me feel good, bro.
Like the good and the bad, it's like the joy and pain.
You don't know the joy till you feel the pain.
Like yo, dog, I welcome all of that shit.
I agree.
All of that entrepreneurial shit, I welcome it.
I agree, that's why I'm sitting here talking shit
because it's my job, but the truth of the matter
is podcasting is just another name for financial education
for a lot of black podcasters who were able
to take advantage of this window that opened up.
That's what I was saying.
And you're just learning on the fly.
Unfortunately, you learn on the fly.
You ain't necessarily have a mentor to show you
or to teach you how to dip some of the bumps
in the bruises, you gon' get them.
They did, but I mean, everybody can't damn your son name.
Shut up, yo, that's not true.
You got sleep it, bro.
All right, I got something.
Yeah, that ain't true.
What?
I didn't say that.
You ain't got nobody had no mentor to show him.
No, I know, I'm talking shit.
I know, cause you want to show him.
Whoa.
That's not.
Whoa.
Look at his face.
Did you show him?
I don't know how to do this.
You been here for how many years?
You don't know how to do one?
I know, you told me I never been to B&H.
They want to do construction, I'll walk them through it.
I'm going home, I'm not.
You want my house, I'll walk you through it, it's cool.
Mav called me, man.
I know some niggas selling a generator.
What the fuck?
Come on, yo.
Hey, you podcast, right?
The big shit, too.
She got like a thousand watts, some wattage.
I don't like that. I don't give a fuck nigga.
Okay, okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm done, I'm done.
So we fine like sleeping in the room?
I got mine right here.
Oh I had it but I pulled up the queen shit.
Sneak and never stop.
Alright, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Alright, here's something I think you guys have been sleeping on lately
This is by a young woman named
Coco Jones, okay, and this little slap here is called taste Next. ["Lost in the Night"] I love in my conscience I don't want another touch without you there
If I'm being honest I'm falling in love
A taste gets me in places I'm chasing, I can't erase it
Taste me boy and I taste you That's the way I feel when I'm chasing, I can't erase it Tastes great, boy, and I taste you
That's the way I feel when I'm slipping under
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
You're toxic, I'm slipping under
Tastes good, boy, I'm slipping under
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic Don't hold back, don't want it Oh, yeah, yeah
Don't hold back, don't want it, do me like that
I'm gone, real, real bad, feeling heavy
I'm no check, big noise, better back, it's too good
I'm too attached, won't bite you
The things that it could do
Taste gets me in places
I'm chasing, I can't erase it
Taste me boy and I'll taste you That's the way I feel when I'm slipping under
I'm on the ride, you're toxic, I'm slippin' under
Ooh, I'ma dig into you, don't you know that you're toxic? Drippin' down my lips, I'm tryna rub my little hips on you
I'm painted for a kiss, dusty for a sip
Drippin' down my lips, I'm tryna rub my little hips on you
I'm all over the place, I'm just a little tic
When you're sick and sore, you're down on my mind
You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
You're so poison, paradise I'm trippin' under I'm a dangerous, oh, poison paradise
I'm a dangerous, oh, don't you know about your toxic
I'm a dangerous, oh, just a little taste
Just a little taste second shout to Coco Jones. I can't wait to hear the project.
Cool little flip.
Alright alright alright.
I got Deontay Hitchcock put a brand new project out today. It's called Good Thing Takes Time.
And this record is Born Broke Die Rich. broke die rich I've been living like Mitch, take a step to the left, n***a, get out my dick I don't really like your bitch, every time try to hug me and make up, you get on my feet
Rude red watch like I said to my wrist, n***a, I was born broke but I'm finna die rich
I was born broke but I'm fin give it damn about a nigga top 5, got two watches on them, still I got time Baby where you at? You done been on my top, my mind where I'm at? I done been on my grind, Amazon.com stealing my prime
And it's still fuck 12, getting killed in my con
Young niggas down to crash out and I'm switching that bag
Like grandma house is switching that fucking with an R&B shit
I be switching that tray, you know I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm stealing my prime and it's still fucked up, yeah they killing my kind Young niggas down to crash out and I'm switching that bag
Like girl my house is switching that fucking with an R&B shit
I be switching that tray, you don't shoot my shot and I'm switching that
I ain't with the chit chat, I'm a bitch that we outpid the pet
Try to melt the gang like Simulac, that song trash
I don't know why you submitted that, yo swag gone but I really hope you get it back
If I was Franken, bitch I would punch that nigga Leon in the face
He ain't empty out the safe, when you down bad shit sad
If you get up out your face, when bad shit sad if I get up out your face
When you up can't get up out your face
Still another gang so I'm knowin' how the gang go
Fuckin' with your main ho
Shot a really old nigga head like a can go
Bitch I'm on this old nigga's head like a can go
Niggas be talkin' like niggas on that
Like niggas on this and they ain't really on shit
I'm a cop fight if I was livin' like Mitch
Take a step to the left nigga get out my dick
I don't really like you bitch
Every time shot a thug inup, you get on my feet
Ruby red watch like a slit on my wrist
N***a, I was born broke when I'm finna die rich
I was born broke when I'm finna die rich
I was born broke when I'm finna die rich
I was born broke when I'm finna die rich
I was born broke when I'm finna die rich
I don't really like your bitch
Every time, try to hook me a make-up, you get on my feet
I was born broke when I'm finna die rich
I was born broke when I'm finna die rich I was going broke when I'm finna die rich And that record again is Born Broke. Rich, Deontay Hitchcock, excuse me, off of his new
project, Good Thing Takes Time, and your phone's in on DSPs right now.
Shout out to Deontay Hitchcock.
I'm going to play something off this Saba No. ID album. This is Axe 1.5. project Good Thing Takes Time and your phones in on DSPs right now. Shout out to Deontay Hitchcock.
I'm going to play something off this Saba No ID album.
This is Axe 1.5.
Hey, what's up, my friends?
Yo, we recording over here.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry. Yeah, my pull ups to a party in Zulian, Watson, Ivy, the floor body, anybody's
I am highly prepared for the kind of affairs that superstars gotta embody
Need the audience ears, I've been slept on and stepped over to less notice
Steppin' up the bat like the match set a Mac Gala
This is how you fast and how you art, how you talk, you shit, notepad or voice memo when I start
I might've lost niggas when I stopped to demand mine
My record so good if I lose about damn time, but that'll never happen
Every verse is a classic every word got a matter till every matters an avenue bus get the plants out
But the blue line ambassador could have said green but that change too hazardous. I'm not fazed. Nobody's out rapping us is laughable
I still get online start adding folks, but the list is long
So I won't go down to rabbit hole but know that I make niggas favorite rapper sound like average joes Y'all get so caught up on hype, y'all giving Grammys out the... I belong here, don't confuse me if you had it wrong, comparing me is like comparing Mike
to Jose Calderon, it's Pinkie Gang, I'm never out alone, you saw the same deal, you could
have gotten screwed if you could get out alone, I'm Al Capone, first out the womb, about to fuck the street up
Mike Tyson, the microphone, about to fuck the beat up
The only nigga that is stopping me is Jesus
My God Black is afro like Velcro
My car black, the climate change, outgo
I'm brown headed to Akron, I'm going back home
That's where they hop out of traffic without a mask on
And get you for everything that you have on
But I move on for love and I fear still
Wishin' it could work like Buzz Lightyear
I done bubbled up and called a buzz like beer
Buildin' it's where you would think it was IKEA
I'ma tell you how it really was, my dear
Cause I'm afraid that it ain't really nothin' I fear Yeah
That is Axe 1.5 by Sabah No. ID off their private collection album which is really dope and out now I'm going to Young Lady from England, I played another one of her songs before. KWN. The song is Do What I Say. Paint your nails, paint mine too Cause I have plans I can have
Since I'm young
Ayy, baby, say my name
Spell it out, I'm safe, space
I'm trained that if you start to shake
I can hold you down on this bed, friend
Hands mingle, she said she's single but that pussy only tingle for me, ooh
I'ma love you, ooh
You gon' do what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say
You gon' do what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say You gon' do what I, I, I
You gon' do what I say
You gon' do what I, I, I
You gon' do what I say
You gon' do what I, I, I
You gon' do what I say
He's a lights on, I don't want it dark
Want you in the mirror so I can see it all
And make sure you remember when I'm been and gone
Better leave your mark, cause I'm high in demand
Couple years older, I ain't scared at all
You see now I handle it criminal
And I don't wanna do this, make a move, then let you sit
Sit with your chest, But before we start breaking
Each other roll for my hands
Shoot, baby, will you
Rev me up?
Start by yourself and leave it in drive
Rage at you
against the wall again
You set a smile, so show me
baby, don't say a word
I got everything you need and I want
Let's get in position, girl You gon' do it Don't say a word, I got everything you need and I want
Let's get in position, girl
You gon' do what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say
You gon' do what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say
You gon' do what I, I, I, you gon' do what I say You want me with I, I, I, you gon' do what I say
That is KVN, Do What I Say. That was dope.
Big Mel.
They are so fucking loud in there.
All right, mine is called Cross My Heart by Artemis. Yeah, man! Yeah, you come here, you're gonna have to show up!
Yeah!
Yeah!
There you go!
Yeah, we back!
You know what your ass is?
Arced up.
This we made it sit, nigga.
Now you look paid!
Hey!
Wait a minute, wait a minute! So much history, why we sleepin' right? Shit nigga now you look Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y You put me on the other side I know it's my heart that's cold
When I die it's with you baby
Only you baby
Only you call me choose
Call me crazy
It's the truth
I'm just faded
I'm just jaded
And I've got nothing to lose
Except for you baby
Except for you baby, I'm so for you baby
Nothing hurts like love, nothing hurts like you
We're shooting the drugs, and you're absolute
All these sleepless nights, got me terrified
When you say you'll leave and you mean it
This time
So much history, when we said goodbye
I cross my heart and hope when I die, it's with you baby
Only you baby
Ain't you ready, I'm gonna decide
I'm so hot and cold when I die, it's with you baby That's hard right there, I ain't gonna lie. This shit is on the way fire right here.
Let's go ahead and share it, whoever the fuck this is.
Peace!
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You got it?
All right.
I think it's good.
That was good, right?
Man, I ain't go to them YNs and the Bronx.
They doing it.
Mel is over there on the concourse at 2, 3 in the morning.
Could you imagine?
She getting folded up.
Man, where you hear that song at?
Some young nigga playlist when you was waiting in the living
room for your friend to be done.
All to all mom with Chef G and them niggas.
How you been hanging out with them niggas?
Who?
You been hanging out with them niggas, yeah.
I was just over there.
We spoke.
We asked Chef G.
Yeah.
OK.
Chef G, Chef G your ass out of here.
Chef you right up.
Yeah.
Has he been up here before?
Nah, he just know who he is.
Go look him up when you have some time.
Show me.
Look at her fishing.
Anyway, girl.
Anywho.
Great part, you guys.
Great part.
It did.
Good shit.
Make some noise for us.
No.
Make some noise for us, yo.
No.
Violated me in the kitchen.
Mark was there.
I was?
Talked down on me, nigga.
I didn't talk down on you.
I hate you all. I'ma fry you up. I didn't talk down on you. I hate you, I'ma fry you up.
I didn't talk down on you, I didn't.
I believe in you, the same way you believe
in some of your niggas that ain't been profitable this year,
but they're your people.
Watch your fucking mouth.
What the fuck?
Watch your fucking mouth.
How would niggas be profitable?
What you mean?
How would the niggas be profitable?
I don't understand.
I don't understand the question I
Don't know what you mean by that seriously
Like how would the people themselves be profitable? I don't understand flip tell them what you mean
Because you spoke to your niggas
I heard on the name on
When you told them that they wasn't profitable and you got a part ways because they make you know money this year
They actually lost your money. I said I had to part ways
I was gonna say I had to part ways. I was just saying that.
And when I said it to you, you got mad.
No, you tried to tell me something to show
in front of your man, Mark, but you can't tell me that,
nigga.
You talking to the right one.
And I fuck with Mark.
You talking to the right one, nigga.
You talking to the right one that know about this shit.
You can pull all that wool over everybody else's eyes
or try to because I don't think nobody fool for your tricks,
but me, nah.
No.
But let's do it.
Thank God.
Let's do it. But you do got me on other shit, you said do it. Thank God. Let's do it.
But you do got me on other shit you said.
Yo, everybody here.
What's up? Yes.
I would do a shot o'clock with y'all,
but we don't have to do that.
Make some noise.
I wanna announce to y'all and the audience,
the Joe Bud network and Flip have reached an agreement.
We got them locked in for year four and five.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Yo, we don't talk contracts.
Let's go, Flip.
We don't talk contracts.
No warping.
But Flip has reached an agreement for year four and five.
I like that.
We don't even do them deals no more.
We got one. Locked him in. Right? I like that. What? We reached an agreement for year four and five. We don't even do them deals no more.
He got one.
Locked him in.
Right?
I like that.
What, what?
What did you say?
Salute.
What did you say?
Boy, you don't want?
Echo.
He can't even talk.
What?
Make some noise.
That's not dope?
All right, you guys.
Get him.
Okay, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. What? Make some noise. That's not dope? Alright you guys.
We got him, Danny.
There he is now. Let's go, man. All right. Hopefully, y'all have enjoyed this podcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to
you.
This was a lot of fun, y'all.
It was.
Yeah.
This was a real Weekendy kind of vibe.
Thank y'all.
I appreciate y'all.
Yeah.
Y'all brought my day up, man.
Thank you. Yeah, this was fun.
Word, man.
Oh yeah, feel it.
Sorry, man.
Chairman.
Yo, rest in peace to fucking Snuffleupagus.
The chairman, you know his name, God damn it.
Rest in peace to Scrappy the fucking chairman.
Right, Jeremy?
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Cheers, we love you, man.
Gone but not forgotten. What was anybody doing this weekend? Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers.
We love you man.
Gone but not forgotten.
What's anybody doing this weekend?
Is anybody doing anything that we need to know about in case we can make fun of it or exploit
it for entertainment purposes?
No.
Me and the miss is just shaking our asses this weekend.
That's it.
Okay.
We out.
Yeah, we outside.
Hit me up.
For sure. I might be outside too. Oh, you're going to be outside like a little sad? Yeah, we outside. Hit me up. For sure. I might be outside too. Oh, you're gonna be outside like a little sad?
Yeah, sad outside.
No, no, that's what you take your mans out,
cheer them up.
Yeah, exactly.
I got two or three rounds for you.
Hey, yo, yo, oh my God.
You're too far, ass one.
Yo, what the fuck?
Only our nasty nigga brains going.
Whoa, this nigga's in front of a white man?
You trying to say we derived from monkeys? Say it, say it.
Say it. He'll be talking about Virginia shit. Tell us what's new today. This nigga's an idiot, yo.
He think he cool, it's just a cool guy, yo. I love his show. I would quit if he quit I wouldn't but he go he go
like that shit I get numbers gonna be hot yeah but he got 300,000 why did I
depart they're gonna do into my Julian come right back down to Earth, nigga. You're not famous without me. Oh, man.
The fuck is you talking about, nigga?
You can't see that, man.
Oh, shit, that nigga took a tomes on me.
Oh, shit.
That nigga pop the tomes.
Tomes, tomes, tomes, tomes.
Yo, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there till the next time. DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM Stay chitchatty, once the birds make the house
Woohoo! Yeah!
What's up y'all, what's up?
This is Ghostface, straight from Staten Island
No!
I don't think you know who I am
I'm just hanging in the snow
And I'm stuck in a corner, coming from the back of the building
Trying to spit his thoughts, but can't spit them N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- I'd have left the studio if he started doing that shit. Are you fucking crazy? I ain't got the fuck out of here.
You're a fucking shit.
All right, time to go home.
I got you.
All right, somebody want something to store?
Head out, yo.
I'm going to get everybody's order.
Word.
That nigga's crazy.
Mel, what you doing this weekend?
Working.
That's a new law, nigga.
I ain't bothered, boy.
Flip, what you doing this weekend?
Working.
It's hard to not do on Powerade. That's a new law, nigga. I ain't bothered, boy. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Flip, Flip, what you doing this weekend?
Working.
It's hard to not dog power.
What you doing this weekend?
Family shit.
Family and working.
Getting to it.
Outside, uh, vibes and shit like that.
Got it, got it, got it.
Ish, ish, ish.
You doing anything?
I don't know.
Shorty went away.
With the baby?
Oh.
That's why he said that. Oh, girl. That's why you coming up the street like a mountain. Shorty went away with the baby You ladies I'm at saying we can do better. Hey, how's it going?
This nigga's some shit.
You legends, I met your crib this weekend, nigga.
I'm talking bitches in this shit too.
I was a bitch in, hey, y'all, man, shit.
Let's cry a little for you, y'all.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
So she's going to be in the crib, probably just chilling,
because she ain't home.
For sure. Yeah, yeah. When she come back? When she come back, yeah, little probably just chilling cuz she ain't home.
When she come back?
Yeah, when she come back.
Come on Akeem, we ain't gotta do all that.
Oh okay.
We got the whole week of this?
This could be all strippin'.
Alright, what you say you was doing this weekend OG?
What you say OG?
What you was doing?
Y'all seen the latest video of him performing this?
Who, it's Sh-
It's your wife?
No, I didn't see it.
He ain't got it no more.
Don't say that because him and I think Silk
and Tyrese and Genuine and Day 26.
Oh, that's Genuine.
And you should see his at the Barclays.
Cool, but Genuine tried to jump. Oh, I saw at the Barclays. Cool, but Junior want to try the jump.
Oh, I saw that one.
That one.
He shouldn't jump no more.
In the white?
When he fell?
Yeah, yeah.
And the knees said no.
Yeah.
Yeah, it keep happening.
Oh, wait, this is a new one of his.
Yes.
Oh.
Nigga, the toys ACL.
Tell him you better stop playing.
What are you trying to jump to?
Respect Father Tom, yo.
Thank you for me, Cat Daddy.
That shit ain't cute.
This shit'll still work if you just stand there and say,
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that. I'm just gonna go with that. Toys ACL. Tell me about that plan. Respect Father Tom.
Thank you for me, Cat Daddy.
That shit ain't cute.
This shit'll still work if you just stand there.
Yeah, yeah.
Jump on it.
If you tell me right now,
I'll bring Splash Brothers back with you this weekend.
You gotta tell me now though.
Cause I'm gonna book my shit up. I'm gonna be in the house sad this whole weekend.
As it turns out, the love of my life is gonna be in Dallas
at the Nationals for fucking athletic ass
sun man football.
Don't you hate that?
I was supposed to come out there, but I couldn't do it.
So good luck to Naim, I love you.
I'm gonna be so fucking sad.
Yeah, now I know you're gonna be sad, bro. I know you'll be sick. But. And it's Nation so fucking civil. Yeah, nah, I know you're gonna be sad, bro.
I know you'll be sick.
And it's nationals?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's not even up.
I'm gonna cry.
Oh shit, see, I can't.
I'll probably just be in the house this week and not talk too much.
Of course.
Staying safe, out of trouble.
Of course, of course.
Away from women that have the potential to lie, get slanderous, like defame.
Going out ain't the same when your whiz ain't with you.
Yeah, that's true.
Come on.
You want to stay in the house.
It's no fun.
No fun.
No fun.
Yo, I'm hanging up.
I mean, I'm into this.
I'm into this, baby.
I love you if you're listening.
Y'all hold it down.
Everybody have a beautiful, safe, happy and fun weekend.
God willing we'll be back same time, same place.
Next week and that's it.
If I wanted you to do a press release for this part, would you do it?
Fuck off.
Alright.
No Joe Bunny.
Enough of that.
You've never, you've never heard of Joe Bunny.
JVP, JVP, why would you be without the JVP?
We got him.
We fucking got him.
Oh my God.
We fucking got him.
We fucking got him.
We fucking got him.
We fucking got him.
We fucking got him.
We fucking got him.
We fucking got him.
We fucking got him.
We fucking got him.
We fucking got him. We fucking got him. We fucking got him. We fucking got him. We fucking got him. JVP, JVP, why are we to be without the JVP?
We got him. We fucking got him!