The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 823 | "They Let You Stay In Haiti?"

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

The full crew returns for the latest JBP episode as the room starts with a couple stories from their weekend (4:10) before turning to a debate on loaning money and investing in your partner (25:20). Joe then shares his distaste for basketball analysts following Game 1 of the Celtics-Knicks series (41:20), the crew dives into the 2025 Met Gala and Black Dandyism (48:02), and André 3000 drops a piano project (1:24:01) which leads to what risks would the co-hosts take if they could do something else (1:43:00). Also, Paul Pierce’s views on marriage  (1:57:55), the jury selection for the Diddy trial is underway (2:49:10), what are the biggest court cases the JBP has been alive for (3:08:23), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden  Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Sault - “S.I.T.L.” Ice | DaBaby - “Sky is the Limit” Parks | JULIAN MICHAEL - “stop calling my grandma.” Ish | Skye Tunes - “Reset” Melyssa | 54 Ultra - “Upside Down” Marc | Davido (feat. Victoria Monét) - “Offa Me”

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How many times you gotta take it? Zempi! I mean, we don't finish. No, I can't talk tonight. I don't fuck with y'all, yo. They can't see my eyes. I don't fuck with y'all. Unless my head is bent. You dig? We fly high. Don't lie fly You know this You look good, but how do you want to wait like that so fast You want some shit? Don't don't baby. No Portuguese. Neither. It's not Portugal. That's that steps

That's what it is That's what it is. Skag. Don't put that on there. Skag and. Peasles. Skag and. All shit. Look at that.

It's a combination. It's a stupid. We ain't recording. We are, but I mean. Oh, we are. Box, man. This should be the worst nigga to do skag with. Thank God he drug free.

Indeed. I ain't gonna hold it. Indeed. That nigga be sitting there talking or fucking. Oh my Lord. When my mom and dad get to talking about their story that predates me, that's part of it. How my mom was the worst person for my dad to get high with

because she always heard noises. Oh man. The paranoid ones. The funniest ones. The funniest. Yo, I wasn't on Earth, but knowing my mom. That just sounds annoying. Alright, I'm shutting up. Probably in trouble.

What's up, man? What's up? How y'all feeling? What up, what up? Feeling great, man. How you feeling? Feeling good, man. Feeling good.

Nice rainy day. What? I know that's your bag. I thought they faked this out all weekend. It was all nice and shit. Well, man. Feeling good. Nice rainy day. What? I know that shit bag. I thought they faked us out all weekend. It was all nice and shit. Well, Saturday was the fake out. Saturday was the fake out. Yeah, Saturday was the fake out.

Saturday was the fake out, but that let me know that it was coming. Go ahead and get y'all a little last hot day. All y'all in Stafford and at the bars and just out there, being fast, being a little hot asses because the weather's night traffic all backed up take two hours to get where it would take an hour to get all I hated it. I don't understand that but I hated it Saturday. I hated it today. Why does no one know how to drive as soon as it

like a drop of rain show in the rain? People can't drive all it take is one person turn signal that's turning, in two lanes. No reason whatsoever, except that it's raining. It don't be no accident, it be nothing. One person just slow down and it fucks all the way up. But I'm not even talking about three. Is it too early to be an elitist in the show? No, never.

There's a lot of poor cars on the road. No, for real, because I can't put this all on human error. Some of these cars is out here with no tread on the tires. Some of y'all is out there with uh uh the bad rear wheel drive not the good ones. A lot of it fucked up. Some of these niggas all the lights on is in the in the come on niggas ain't going to the mechanic niggas ain't going to the doctor Hey and and y'all just had the money for the car so all them extra questions they asked you skipped them Yo, would you like tire and tire? Nah, get my shit. I'm out of here. All right, would you like the extended one? Nope. All right. We have a 100,000 mile plan. Nope. Sorry. So yeah, that's what it is. Poor people cars on the road People don't know how to drive them

Sorry There was a couple nice cars do y'all in here get stupid, but I seen all y'all's cars So y'all don't have to hide the laughter. I came downstairs and seen your cars Why y'all up here? I really wish you hadn't come down. The one day you come spend time with us was the day we were all in the parking lot. That n***a Mark pulled up. I wear mean light pair shades. You can't see my eyes. He upgraded. He had some shit written on the side I never even seen on that car. Limited edition specs. He got the upgraded shit too. Oh he got got the Eddie Bauer shit? Yeah, he had the Eddie Bauer joint. Eddie Bauer, that's hilarious. It's cool, how y'all feeling?

Feeling good, man. Feeling good, man. Good, happy to see y'all. How was your weekend? Good to see you as well. How was your weekend? How was my weekend? My weekend was good.

Saturday, I was just chilling in the house, cuddling with my baby. My weekend was good. Saturday I was just chilling in the house, cuddling with my baby. That's always a good thing. But I made a mistake. I promised him that tomorrow I would take him to his best friend's house, Vincent. Shout out to Vincent. And my baby is communicating the shit. Stop doing that, yo. He's like, hey, dog. Hey, can I go to Vincent's house? I'm throwing every excuse I Stop doing that, yo. You're like, hey dog.

Hey, I go to Vincent's house, I'm throwing every excuse in the book at this thing. Shut up, the rain, the weather, this nigga going to weather app. Yep. Supposed to let up? Look like we'll be in the clear here. Nigga, I'm still dodging it. I ain't gonna let this seven year old win.

He texts, he texts somebody, somebody, mom, Jackie. Jackie, I need Vincent mom number behind my back. Oh shit. So Sunday morning when he wake up at nine, nine a.m. Time to go. First person he texts behind my back is Vincent mom. Oh shit, hey! Think I can slide over today?

This is against, I couldn't do no shit like this growing up. It's different, my nigga. I'm glad I have kids. I don't know how I feel about my kid texting adults about making plans, I don't know about that. Nigga, my daughter got a contact list. Well, no, your kid should not text adults to make plans, but this is really his best friend.

We know the parents. No, I get it, I get it, but no. I still know. Your kid is gonna know how to text. Facts. That's what scares me. And he or she will have a device to do so, and you're gonna be in your room with a Bex,

or a Budweiser, watching the game. You can't even hit them with a liex, Budweiser, watching the game. You can't even hit them with the lie of like, yo, in an hour. They know how to set the timer. They do. Exactly what. The fucking timer goes off. Yo, an hour.

I was like, oh, come on. This kid's sitting there looking at the time. Like he got to watch. Hey, dog, you said three o'clock. It's about that time. We should get out if we're going to get going. Do I have school tomorrow? Yep, he got a watch. Hey dog you said three o'clock it's about that time we should get out if we're gonna get going. Do I have school tomorrow? Yep now's a good. I took him over to his best friend house. That's right. And that was the weekend. I couldn't trick him. It's over. These tablets they got them bro. Yeah. No they got you.

No they got them and then the kids got us. He on there buying the $500 shit for roblox. Oh shit. He's bugging now Do you little outfit you caught your car does on this on this file? No shawty cars on file? Same thing Well, clean it up, nigga. Make you feel better. She'll pop up, nigga. Watch it, watch it. Nigga, she'll pop up. That's true. She'll hear this shit. Like, yo, did Mark just say that? It is the same thing.

It is. Aw, you fell for the trap. Because it is the same thing. But I do feel good about it. And is it her bread if it's the same thing? Because we had, remember, you disagree. No, it's her bread. So you believe that even though you give her the money.

No, she has money. No, I know she has money. But I'm just saying, remember, we a conversation. Jill, tell me about that. Because some people ran down on me this weekend in Philly while I was up there about that conversation that we had when I said that if I give my wife the money, it's still my money, but they agreed with y'all.

They said, Flip, you bugging, nigga, that's her money. So you still standing on that same side. What was my position? Your position was, I can't say that, it's her money. Because I was saying that if you give your wife money, if she buys you a gift, it's you that bought the gift because it's your money. You was like, nah, I don't agree with that.

No, I don't agree with that. Yeah, yeah, niggas man. That's her money. Niggas man. Listen, when my baby bought me a trip to fucking Mekinos, that was her. When the AMX niggas was like, yo, that was her on the phone. I got it.

Yeah, no, I was chilling, man. It ran down on me about that. I'm like, that nigga's just crazy, man. I believe in what I believe in. You're safe, though, right? Yeah, I'm good. I was in Philly this week. I shot the mark.

He called me, made sure I was good, too. Yo, you need anything? It was good. This was Flip the Network shit. It was nice. Did you go buy some books? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He checked in.

It was straight, yeah. Huh? Did you go buy books? Nah, I didn't buy books, but I am going to go buy some books. I'm going back down there. I told my book store, I said Flip is coming through, you know what I mean? Look out for him. And when he show up, he still win. 5% off, right.

Right. He didn't call me. He didn't call me. Give him a free bookmark. Look at this nigga Mark. Look at this nigga Mark calling me. Yo, hey, if you need somebody to make errands for you, call me. I'm going to make it happen.

Like, I'm in my head, I'm like, who the fuck this nigga think he is? I had a body man for him, so like. Yeah, fire buddy. You ain't going to utilize me, nigga. You make it happen. Like I'm like, who the fuck this nigga think he is? I had a body man for him. So like. Yeah, fire buddy. You ain't gonna utilize me nigga, you ain't gonna get me. A body man, like a body guard? No, like somebody who like run, like somebody who like run. Hey, you smart.

Man, don't fall for none of that taste of trick. That's a setup. That shit is a lineup. All that Mark Bynes scenes, basketball games and fucking eatery restaurants. Nah. That thing is crazy. Nah, Mark called my phone, off work hours now, bang!

Nah, I ain't speaking to this man. The way he put shit together, I'm like, all right, ma, all right, ma, I told you later, thank you though, thank you. Nah. Just trying to be helpful, man. You was, I appreciate that, I appreciate that. I wish you'd have Thank you, though. Thank you. Just trying to be helpful, man. You was, though. I appreciate that.

I appreciate that. I wish you'd have told me. I probably had a crib for you to use it. Oh, yeah? Yeah, good looking, man. Thank you. But we took care of it. Beautiful weekend.

Thank you for the network. Couple of artists and shit. Have fun, man. Artists. Artists. Pardon me. Thank you. That's when I would have ran out.

Did somebody laugh back there? Is that a white man? I ran out, you little filth. Was that a white man laughing at my? Hey, if I was an aspiring rapper, nothing. That's that's when I would have somebody laugh back If I was an aspiring rapper Nothing you're a man back there just laughed at me. I said artists is in this arts. Yo, what's that? Yo, what's taking so long to get the camera on Erickson or in that back there you go for y'all little back room shenanigans. Then I ask for that shit like a year ago. Check shit. We ask for it nigga. Where? If it's up then why I don't never see y'all faces back there.

You can cut to it. Yeah. How about it? How about it? Let's cut to it. That means you got eight cameras. One, two, three. Oh you got a lot of them. Yo we got an eight camera. Every time niggas come in here, they be like, when is this like this? That's the first thing they do when they get here, start looking. Why is that such a big deal?

Niggas, Norrie, everybody that walks in here. Freeze, this what Norrie did, his man did. This is nice. This is nice. Look at Joe, look at Joe pussy ass just watching. Tight, like, mm. What you woulda did? I don't know, I don't know.

But I watched that nigga record it. This is mad nice, yo, look at this. They come with their camera man, the camera man, they start talking to Erickson, yo, yo, yo, yo. Find out what the gear is. I was surprised, when I came as a guest, I looked at his mother.

Yeah, he got hooked up. Way different than I thought he was gonna look. Yeah, he got hooked up. What did you think it was gonna look like? Some ghetto shit. Yeah, two cameras, two DSLRs maybe. Wait, what did he say? He thought we were gonna have a couple nightgowns. But, but, but, nobody, a lot of part, part, man. He thought your studio was gonna be ghetto, that's what he just said.

Yeah, he did, he said some ghetto shit, actually. Is that what he said? I didn't say that. I did, but then he, he said that. Translation. Nah, nah, that was. No, but I mean, the camera setup, the type of cameras, the sound, all that shit is, this is high tech.

I didn't know that coming in. It looks good on screen, but some people do it with a lot less. It's not like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know,

it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, I mean the camera setup the type of cameras go to sound all this shit is this is high-tech I didn't know that coming in it looks good on kit screen, but some people do it with a lot less Y'all do it like fly. It don't look and sound the same. They don't and now I understand why I know cameras Nigga, I see niggas with our phone on a tripod The Mitch Match cannons and Sony's bullshit. This nigga's hate on the same. This shit is ill. No wonder niggas be surprised. Thank you guys.

Fuck you nigga. And he got the strong man too. And to the aspiring content creators out there, just know that we didn't start out this way. That's true. So if you just keep your head down and keep the mission in place and in front of you, then you'll be able to work and get anything you want to.

Don't compare your day one to someone else's day one trillion. True. And if you fail, he's going to play another one by Stardust. That's not true. And then he's going to laugh. Make sure you keep your head up like Pops said. Y'all want to retire it? If y'all want to Pac said. Y'all wanna retire it? If y'all wanna retire it, I'm down to retire it. No, no.

Absolutely not. It's funny, but I be feeling bad when you do it, boy. That shit you did with Mav. That was fucked up. That shit was, you caught that nigga real tough. That was fucked up. Yeah, that was fucked up. That was fucked up.

Yeah, like I feel a little bad. Mark and Mel, what did y'all vote? I didn't hear it from y'all. I will retire it. Really? Unless it's your enemy. If it's your enemy that's different, but just every time a nigga fail,

we celebrate, then we dance when they grave, I don't know. They all my enemy. They die. No, they not. He's definitely made that, well, not enemy enemy. Friends to none of them. Not real enemy, but in the fake content world, every content that's not this content is my enemy.

Okay. Look, I don't feel that strong about it, but if I just had to vote, I'd say no. I'd say retired. I'd say retired too. I'd say retired too. I'd say keep it alive. That's three.

All right, we got one. What'd you say? I mean, who said Ish? I'd say Keith. That's two for Keith. Ish? Ish, tiebreaker. Come on, Ish.

Ish, you ain't the tiebreaker. Mel will be the tiebreaker. Come on, Ish. Ish ain't the tiebreaker. Mel will be the tiebreaker, depending on what Ish say. Y'all don't drag it. I want to hear what you say. Mel wants to keep it. Now, now Ish is a tiebreaker. 3-3. Mel wants to keep it.

She just won't say it. I want to keep it. Of course you will. Hey! Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. Yeah! Yeah, Mel.

Yeah. Let's stay in our places, Mel. Let's go, Ish. Ish. Ish. Yeah. Yo, man. Yo, come on. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's. Huh? What? Yeah! Yeah!

No, wait, I'm clapping for you, nigga. No, no. I really wanted to keep it, but. I love you so much that I clap, I clap for you. I wanted to keep it, but I didn't want to say it. No, it's too mean. It's too mean, bro. No, no, because it is mean.

It's kept. But, so. You called the nigga and played. Yeah, I was fucked up. He played in the background while you was talking to him. No, no, it is me. It's kept. But so. You called the nigga and played. Yeah, I almost walked out. He played in the background while you was talking to him. Yo, hey, hello.

That's crazy. Dude, dude, dude, dude. How you? All right, well let's try it this way. Yes. In the event that this podcast were to abruptly come to an end on some bullshit too, not just, wait, we graduated. Right off into the sunset or something.

Yeah, no, not no happy. Not gonna Questlove that shit. I've listened to that episode. That was a great finale. Shout out to Questlove for doing the show. Yeah, but if this show ended and it wasn't that, like it was some bullshit, what do you think would be happening out there?

Yeah, they could get back in. People would be kicking your butt. But you said it. It would be a holiday. It would be a holiday. For sure. Niggas would take off work to celebrate. Twitter, People would be taking your place. What? But you said it in the legislature. It would be a holiday. It would be a holiday. For sure. It's a takeoff work to celebrate.

Twitter, it would be like balloons popping on the grill. What? You're like, all right, I got it. Next year, let's review this again, another one Bites of Dust. That's just good for a year. And just for the record, I've noticed a few things changing in the landscape and I did not play it. I know what you're talking about Oh, what's he talking about? What are you talking about? I'm gonna miss it. I Didn't play it so I won't say

Shit look a little shaky. Oh, yeah, I don't think it's making a lot of changes They're downgrading Those are good lights Those are good lights. Those are good lights. I got a 600D, nigga. I was at Best Buy every month buying them shit. Yeah, I was saying, but niggas be downgrading, and they don't try to hide it.

Take the shades off. We can see through your glasses the ring light, nigga. Don't try to be cool. Shit. Shit. Oh, shit. Man, what's up, man? What was your weekend like?

I was actually close to Philly, I think. What? Where were you born? Clementon, New Jersey. You just don't learn. Who you talking with, Reed Dollers? You back up. I was working.

Why you all have men? Because see, what you doing in that direction? Nigga, you don't have no, nigga that's close to Camden. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you doing? I was close to Camden. Mm-hmm, yep. Oh, you try to go for the hood, nigga.

I got it, fuck it. You need somebody to fuck niggas up when they try to get rid of you. I do, actually. We got the Camden niggas. And I saw that post you made too, and your stories. What was it?

Which part? Some shit with a nigga, for life, I don't know, they sent it to my DM. I said, oh, here she goes. She back at it. Nigga birthday, back in I'm better. Show them.

What was going on in Clementon, New Jersey? Back in the day, you used to be Clementon Park. She was Muhammad Ali in the peoples. No, I was, I did like a little kind of pop-up Hot and Bothered and I interviewed Da Vinci from All American and BMF. And then I went to go watch a youth league basketball tournament. It was kind of all combined.

She was with a nigga. That's it. That's a joke. She was with a nigga. Ain't no Melissa Ford watching a youth league. She was out there with Birdie. That nigga nigga was chilling with them, girl. It was part of the whole thing. So he gave you a package? Yo, hey, yo, listen, if I do this for you, you got to pull up with the game. Come to the game.

Yo, Mel. You don't learn. What? It was part of the whole thing. So did he give you a package? Yo, hey, yo, listen, if I do this for you, you got to pull up with me. Come to the game. Yo, Mel, you don't learn. What? No. You don't learn, brother.

It was work. It was work. You don't learn. You don't learn. It was work. Mel. What? If you want to interview a nigga,

and he adds extra things to it besides the interview, you're in for a win. He didn't add anything. So why did you go for the AAU game? Both of us were hired to be there. Tell us about the AAU game. What's the kid name that scored the most points? Oh, I don't know. Exactly.

Who was playing? It was a youth league. So I was there supporting the kids. Right. I was there supporting the YA athletics. That was that was that was what I was, they're supporting. Salute, man.

That's great. In your little joke, this ain't about to just be an ad for anything she wanted to say. No, I mean, it's not gonna be that. They're asking for details. She's gonna shut it off. They're asking for details. Oh my Lord.

But yeah, that was it. That was Saturday. You be setting me up with that to get your ads off. Cause you say things and you know I'm on it. I'm on you when it comes to you doing activities that's out the norm. And then I get it off. You be setting me up with that to get your ads off. Because you say things and you know I'm on it. I'm on you when it comes to you doing activities that's out the norm. And then I get it off. You be hitting me.

I have no idea when you're gonna go off about something. Your puppet master tree is mad. You're getting a little better. Thank you, Jo, for reminding me. Welcome back, Mel. We will now hyper-focus on Mel's out of work activities. It was Saturday. It was okay.

It was okay. And then Sunday was rainy. Oh wait, we need to talk about that. When you book some par shit on a Saturday, hey, hey, when you book some par shit the same way, two o shit I would be getting off out there if I was single right now. And then dinner bullshit in the city. Y'all ever think about that? Nobody's ever going to be single, but do you ever think about what type of shit you would be on the event that you were when you're in the shower? Just absolutely.

It makes me glad that I got married. It all made a lot of sense. I was going to say if you guys would be thinking that you guys be outside running the streets, I just I don't know. I do not be a short run. Yeah, dangerous run jog. It'd be like temple run yeah to the fucking corner store in back. Yeah, you could be trying to trick niggas. In these streets. Why not?

Because it's a raging dumpster fire. That's hate, and that's disgusting. It is. If niggas was running the streets, let me explain something to you real quick. You over there in the hoods and shit. You stay over there. I'm sorry.

I'm going to fall for it. I'm going to explain something to you. OK, go ahead. It's not a raging dumpster fire, because if niggas was running the streets, they ain't really looking for nothing serious anyway. We would be the dumpster fire. We would be the dumpster fire. We wouldiggas was running the streets, they ain't really looking for nothing serious anyway We would be the dumpster fire. We would be the dumpster fire. We would be dumpster dying. We would be diving that shit up.

Our ladies definitely have saved us from ourselves. We would be on board shit. We were pyros. Room for pyros. Or there's a new breed of girl in town that you just might not be ready for. I'm down with that too. I'm cool with that. The new hybrid pictures, nah. The mixed one.

Yeah, I'm cool. They got a little bit of hood, a little bit of clasps and all that shit. Any of y'all saw? Weapon X chick. Yeah, yeah. I agree with Joe. Okay, well good thing that you guys

don't have to find out. Somebody drive me to the deck. Someone drive you to the deck Friday too. I'ma just spit it out there because it's funny. Your girl know about it? Yeah, I told her. Okay, cool. Somebody hit me like, shh.

Got nervous. She don't play. Hey, big dog, and I'm not quoting, but hey, big dog, they always try to be with this one. Hey, big dog, I started my new business and uh, I need an investor. I'd be bored. If you don't know, if this is your first time listening, uh, I'll stay on the phone with a prank. You do that. Like a scam call or the whole shit. I'll text back a scammer if I ain't got nothing better to do. You've definitely done that. So I said, all right, well I'm listening.

And she said, I need an investor and that's what I write what um how much what genre was the business did she have a business was this a woman of the entertainment lifestyle it was a lady of the night? I wouldn't know. I don't have enough of a rapport to know anything about this. So you don't know about this person. Is this just somebody that's on the internet? Oh, got it.

Got it. OK. Anyways, I need an investor. I said, all right. How much? Before you got to what business it was, you asked how much? Because this is just entertainment for me. I'm not really trying to never plan to invest Yeah, but anyway, she said guess

Five hundred fifty thousand five hundred two fifty. So why are you telling me to get come on? She trying to see what you will Half a million half a million buck fifty buck fifty. I'm at a'all to guess. 200. Half a million. I have. 200, half a million. Buck 50. Buck 50. I'm at a half. Buck 50k. Yeah. 150,000. Yeah. Half a million.

I put 50,000. 50,000. 250. 250k. Three grand. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. She open in a lemonade stand?

Yeah. Oh, shit. She heard about him in the street. Yo, She heard about him in the street. Yo, she heard about you in the street. Yeah, that's what that was. She knew that shit was going right. That's what that was. She knew.

She was just trying to have a night. That nigga, easy. He might have sent it, too. Yeah. Might have. She heard about you. Oh, this shit cleaning it up because you sent it. That's just the $2,500 with the inflation built in. I see what you're doing. No, I didn't send it. You sure? No, I this shit cleaning it up cuz it's just a 2500 inflation built in.

I see what you're doing. No, I didn't send it. You sure? No, I didn't send it. You're not sure you're sure you didn't send it? No, I didn't send it. Okay, got it. Anyway, I said, girl, you don't need an investor.

You need a lawyer. You need a job. You need a hook. She said, well, what do I need? I said, three K. Good box. But anyway, I was like, I'm gonna send it. I'm gonna send it. I'm gonna send it. I'm gonna send it. Good box. But anyway, I only bring it up to say when this

when this message happened, what time of the day? No, what time of the day? I think it's no, no, no, I just meant what day? You know how to get around the end of the month? Oh, that's true to Joe. Yeah, no, the first of the month. Oh, that's true too. Just the first of the month. An investor for rent is hilarious. That's the investment. There's an investment in me. Yes. If you need 3K to get your business started, then. You got the wrong business.

You got a lemonade stand. I don't have all this. You're selling pencils? And get your business started. No, she just needs the ring lights and the toys. Oh, there you go. And let me just take it off this young lady for a minute. Niggas don't never have that, and we got to start this part.

Niggas don't never have that conversation, like when you in a relationship with somebody or got a relationship with somebody and you help her with the business, you don't never state the terms, right? No. No. That's what I need to do?

I think so. OK. But I think, that's what I need to do. Yes, I think so Okay, but I think if it's the other way around they women's women's women's women's state the terms though That can't be corny If I give you a hundred grand to start your nail salon your nail salon get to rocking in year three bringing in 600 grand A year. I'm not supposed. Oh, what what what's the relationship? What kind of yeah, this is what your lady? I'm not supposed to, oh, okay. What's the relationship? I was about to say, what kind of relationship? This with your lady?

Does it matter? Yes. Yes. Tell me more. I don't know if it does. Yeah, I don't think it does either. What do you mean? I don't think it does either. If you're in a relationship and you're investing

in your girl, you're investing in y'all. You're not investing in her, you're investing in y'all. That's not true. That's not true. That ain't necessarily true, by the truth. That's not true. That ain't necessarily true. That's not true. That's not necessarily true. If that's just your girlfriend, then that's a whole different conversation. Your wife is different. If this relationship is going to end, then you need some terms.

But if it's your lady, you think you're going to be with her. Your marriage can end. No, but I'm saying if you're dating somebody that you know ain't it, I'm writing some terms. I'm not investing. Me either, but if I do, I'm writing the terms. I'm just saying. I might do it with my wife if she wanted to start a business.

But Mark, even if you know it's it, a lot of, we see a situation where, nigga, you in a situation, you get a beauty salon and nigga, you on the outs. It ain't nothing wrong with you. It happens. I tell people, get turned if you want turns. Hang on, yeah, I don't know how many of these stories

they have heard. Dog. Yeah, happenin' shit's up there. So time out, time out, time out. Yeah. Cause now you're frontin'. Time out. Because I had a situation where a nigga wanted to borrow some money from me and I told the nigga to put me

in the D of his house and you castrated me for it. You castrated me for it. So you, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you, the person that you lay with that you have raw sex. Let me finish please. The person that you lay with that you have raw sex with, you'll write some terms for them, but your man or somebody else that want to borrow some money,

100 grand it was. I think he was, I think he was, right? Terms for this? Antoine, you are misrepresenting what my point was in that earlier conversation, so let me tell it to you. The first premise was your man was in a bind and needed 100 grand. Your friend was in a bind and needed 100 grand. Your friend was in a bind and needed 100 grand.

That's a friend in a bind. I'm talking business. I'm not talking about somebody you love being in a hard spot. If any one of my friends in a hard spot, they could come to me and get the money, no questions asked. If you come to me and say, I need 100 grand for my business proposal,

I'm gonna do the same thing that the bank do and ask about the fucking business and state my terms. That's not the same at all. That's not the same at all It's not the same at all Y'all got it. Well, listen be clear. There's no right or wrong here. It's just what you would do situation I See it. I see I see your point. I see the difference There's no right or wrong here. It's just what you would do. Situation. I see your point, I see the difference. There is a difference, but I think y'all were wrong

to pout on him about that. Cause at the time his point was, cause I heard that when it was like, look, it's relation to how much money you have. Like I can't afford to just give somebody a hundred grand. Cause if they don't ever pay it back, I'm fucked up. To me being on the deed of somebody. That guy wasn't included in the premise.

The guy that can't afford to do it wasn't in the conversation. This was somebody. A person can't afford to lose it. OK. You got it, but I can't afford to get burnt for it. I'm going to feel it if I don't get it. Because y'all were saying you can afford that. And he was saying the 100 to me might be like a million to you

or to whatever the thing. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, if somebody asks me right now for 100 me right now for his 18 terms don't change that then But that's the security But being on the deed is that way I'm staying that's why I'm gonna be on your deed All of that's fine and dandy, but if a nigga take that hundred grand and go blow it Then you're in the same boat till you sell your house. No, you're not how nice Oh because the collateral that you put up is my recourse.

Right, the house. The house. Him being on a deed, you go blow that money, I still can go get an asset about his mans. He said put on the deed of the house. He was saying before, remember he said, I will give you the money, but I put my name on your deed of your house,

and y'all will kill it. That's collateral now. That's collateral. That's some example that fits what he's saying, in that I agree. And what I'm saying, the example that fits what he's saying. In that, I agree. And what I'm saying, the person that's your friend don't have a house. You don't have nothing to put your name on.

The scenario that we were talking about, the person had a house. The scenario that we were talking about that happened on this show, the person had a house, and I said I needed my name to be on the deed. And you said, what? What? You put your name?

I don't recall it that way. And in that, I would agree. I don't remember that. I'd have to go listen to it. But in that, all right, that would be your terms. I'm talking about a nigga that's your man that's just coming to you to need some money. He don't have nothing. That's probably why he's coming to you for some money.

But think about it. I'm not stating terms to that person that's in the time of need. Are you gonna ask when you won't get it back? No. I'm not gonna ask that question. No, what if it's a million? That's me. But what if it's a million? That's me.

But what if it's a million dollars? If that's a million dollars, that's out of my tax bracket. I don't have an ancillary million dollars to loan someone. I'm not in that. And there's a number where you can afford to give it, but you can't afford to eat it if you never get it back. And I think that's where the terms are for. Just like with me, for me it's the same thing

with the business. Like if it's my wife, I'm not, first of all, ain't no dude giving his wife no terms for no money to give it if they say that they lying That's what they just said. I know I don't believe it But if it's somebody other than my wife Yeah You getting some terms because I'm worried about what happens if it if it blows up or what happens if it don't work Either way if it blows up and you leave me or if it don't work. I can't afford to eat a hundred

Yeah, I kind of don't even care for blow up. I just want my money back. If I loaned you a hundred up and you leave me or if it don't work, I can't afford to eat $100. I kinda don't even care if it blow up. I just want my money back. If I loaned you 100 grand and you make five million dollars off of that. You don't want none of it? I don't necessarily have to get that. Take the word. If it's a stranger, yeah,

but if it's somebody that I fuck with, I just want my money back. My money back. Take the word wife out of it and does your stance change? If it's a woman that I'm just dealing with and fuck with, yeah, it don't change. It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it woman that I'm just dealing with and fuck with, yeah, it don't change. Wait, what? It all comes, you said take wife out,

you mean like if it's like my girlfriend, like long-term girlfriend, you mean? Yeah, it don't change for me. It don't change for me. It don't change for me. It don't change for me. I feel a lot more courageous asking for them terms, but I don't know if I would.

But I don't know if I would do it. All right, let me ask you, so what's your stance on, like, putting your, if your other significant other wanted to go to school or something? That's a good question. What's your stance on that? That's different to me. Why?

It's an investment. It's still an investment. It's still an investment. You're investing in them. You put them through medical school. You're investing in them. Now they go and become a doctor, Uh-huh. And they making whatever much a year. Uh-huh. But they leave you. Yep. It's the same thing. It's the same exact

thing. I don't look at the same way. I don't look at the same way. It's the same. It's not to me. But you're investing in their business. The exact same. Sort of. But not the same. It's not the same. I don't look at the same either. Yeah. Okay. the exact same. It's not the same. It's not the same. I don't look at it the same either. Yeah. Okay.

Man, why you fucking bitches the one? Man, man. Man. Like, why you? Ambition? I'm telling you, how old is this person? She want to read. How old is this person?

I'm just saying, man. Niggas go back to school. School is timeless. You said, why you fucking with the girls that go to school? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. School is timeless. Wait, we are, we in our 40s and she say,

I wanna go back to school, pay for my school. Yes. That's what you're saying. Yeah. Got it. Got it. Okay. I understand that. You scared me. Oh no, come on, dog. She ain't coming home from the prom like, you know what I wanna do.

Yo, this thing is crazy. I gotta make sure. Yes, my nigga. I gotta make sure. Hey. That's extreme. Yo, this guy is crazy. I gotta make sure I know what we're talking about. That's it.

Put your name at child support, stay with your woman. Because the moment you say, bitch, well fuck you too, a computer star typing your name at the printer store. Now, fuck around there and leave. Jump up and grab some shit up and leave. In three days, the mailman come, say you owe 200,000 motherfuckers a dollar. I wouldn't give a fuck what it is. You come home, find another man, he's got a fucking car, he's got a fucking car, he's

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he's got a fucking car, he's got a fucking car, come, say you owe 200,000 motherfuckin' dollars, I don't give a fuck what it is. You come home, find another man in your bed, if you got a downstairs, go on down there and sleep on the couch. When you see her in the morning, just tell her bitch, I owe you one. Fuck like that.

You don't wanna be single today. You go out here today talking about, well, I want something new. Trust me, it's some new shit out here. It's some shit out here that's so new, the doctors escape. It ain't shit for a doctor to come in his office and look at a motherfucker say,

I don't even fuck with that kind of shit. I don't even know who told you to come here. You don't have to get out of my office. You can keep that chair, motherfucker. Let's go ahead and open it. Yo, he funny as shit. I sure am. Send that.

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Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry I have to wake you. Are you a doctor? What episode is this? 823. Let's get Mel and flip their drops. No. No, man.

Stop doing that. That was good. Stop. Why? No, man. Your high like that too much, man. But I want to... Let my man continue doing what he's doing.

We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're that, it's good. Stop. Why? No, man, your high like that too much, man. But I want to, I want to. Let my man continue doing what he's doing. We fine, well, I don't know about her. I'm fine over here, man. I'm okay.

I put it to bed, I put it to rest. New flip and mail, mail, mail. Sorry. New flip, flip, flip. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. It's both us and Mel. YOLO team. No, no. No, no, no, no. No. It's both us and them. No, no, no, we're not.

That's true. You're the team. So they'll give me the same shit. Give me the same shit. What same shit you done on? You know what I'm talking about. They don't. And we on the show.

I can't say that. Oh, then we can't. Welcome to episode 823 of Joe Button Podcast. Thank you very much. See? Hey. Could it be a holiday love? Welcome to episode 823 of the Joe Button Podcast. I'm your humble gracious, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Hey, could it be a holiday love? Welcome to episode 823 of the Joe Button podcast.

I'm your humble gracious, grateful, happy to be here. Fully dress host, Joe Button here with a few really amazing people to my right. That's like the Matchbox, Carl's guy. The amazing Melissa Ford is in the building. Ooh-dee-hoo. Hey. Hey-o.

To her right, Queens get the money. Queens flip is in the building. Next to him, King Wawa, you know the vibes. Library issues here, issues in the building. Looking skinny. Skinny man. Looking skinny. Getting ready for Bet Gala. I don't know. Look at you, man. Look at this age. This nigga just won't stop. I guess it's not a pair. Get the new D Brown.

Nigga, ready for Bet Gala. Hey. You ready for BT Gala. Hey. How you doing, man? Look at Ben's now. Tell me how you finally shedding the weight. Hm?

How you finally shedding the weight, he said. You losing weight, what you saying? Yah. I ain't eating candy. I ain't eating sweets. Mm. It's a something. Clap, clap.

You lost a lot of weight fast. I didn't lose a lot. I just showed you the other day, nigga, you was looking crazy. Yeah, you was just big. Don't blame it on your foot, Neva. You was still heavy on your foot. I didn't lose a lot of weight. Please stop with your narrative, Nancy. You've narrowed down. There's nothing wrong with it.

I didn't say it was. I lost like 10 pounds. I didn't lose weight. That's something though. Why you put your square voice on? I'm just saying you look good. Thank you. What waist?

You're saying you look snatched. Yeah. Ready for Portugal. Where you going again? He going somewhere. You got the shit that what's his name got? You look nice. I don't even know what you're talking about hockey all right but it's cool next to ish mr. take it further himself yeah the freesiest of them all big freeze in the building next to freeze

dr. mark Lamont hill in the building who could what would you call me miss miss miss? He feel like his water uncovered there Now I'm on it now. He done built a pyramid and was in a cult before CNN. Man, buddy. Oh, you need to know more. I tried to go find some docs. There's not much docs.

100% look at our... I'll tell you more. I told you, June 2nd. June 2nd, I tell you. June 1st, June 2nd. What does that mean? What does that mean? I like to pace these things out month to month.

That's all I do. Oh, right. you. June 1st, June 2nd. What does that mean? What June 2nd? I like to pace these things out month to month. That's all I do. Oh, right. Right. Oh! Yo, no, deadass. We ain't even gonna fight.

Who builds a pyramid story out of a back pocket? I built a pyramid. I can get the fuck off. That was insane. And try to just do it like casually. Like, oh yeah, I built a pyramid. We're talking about waves. What?

Because I had told this story before but only only Flip was listening. No you didn't tell this story up here. Not up here. You did that show on spaces or something. Flip, did I say it right there? You did. Spaces. Flip and Imani heard it. Spaces. That don't beat the allegations. Yeah but it's all good. It's all good. Was there anything you want to say to the new audience that we've acquired in the last few weeks though your Oxford Academy Educators and Kevin stage I got like They don't seem to be leaving either that I got nothing all right Big parts is

In the building Cory's here in here keepers here Erickson is here. There's poppin? King Elmira, Poe is in the building. Corey's here, Ian here, Keeb is here, Erickson is here. There's too many people here to name. This broadcast is brought to you by Fuel Buy, powered by Price Bix. Price Bix gang, here we go. And before we go any further. Oh, clear out. Boy, it was a lot of chit chat from the experts, the analysts, the retired NBA players. Okay, here we go.

I got to do a part. Yeah, you got to go ahead. I was going to call Jared Jack still just to see what you pissed the niggas is up to but uh, yeah everybody on ESPN and FS1 and anybody with a microphone The conversation seemed to be what what had the greater odds the Knicks getting swept Or this going to six I thought that was offensive I did Brian Winhurst, he said the Nick Shewhal and I quote a ticker-tape parade if this indeed gets to six games. Y'all

were talking like the Celtics were the 96 Bulls, the 2017 Kevin Durant Warriors, whatever year that was. Y'all was talking like these was just, and it is a great team, really expensive team. Can't wait for them to break up after this year. Wow. It's awesome. But all we did is go into your building, get down by 20.

I turned the game off. I was tight. I was tight when I went on Twitter at the end of the night. Let y'all take every three in the world. Let y'all grab every long offensive rebound that clang off the front of the rim. Let y'all get us in foul trouble. Let y'all get Carl Anthony. I'm not even going to call him that because was Stray cat for most of the game.

The best ability is availability and he wasn't even on the floor. We let y'all do all of that only to come back and steal game one. And still the next day, they don't say, hey, go Knicks for stealing game one. They say, the Celtics gave it to you. They did. You disagree? Thanks. So? Thanks. It worked. Thanks. game one they say the Celtics gave it to you they did you disagree thanks so thanks thanks I mean you win is a win you can't you can't give me something if

I don't extend my hand out but I'll take it I got to do my job and you giving me something yes they blew it and he literally took it the Celtics blew it yeah also Jalen Brunson is the NBA's clutch player of the year for a reason. So in the event that this game gets close in the fourth quarter, we have some. Yeah. And say what you want.

Them Celtic niggas is injured and dinged up. Get these old ass niggas the fuck out of the building. I see you. Now I'm just talking nice. I don't want to talk stats no more. Jalen Brown, James Brown, Antonio Brown, Bobby Brown. Round up the fucking Browns. Nick's at six, nigga.

I ain't talking stats no more. What the fuck are you talking about? You really think that Nick's going to win this series? Huh? You really think that Nick's going to win this series? Who knows? Ha ha ha ha. Because you know the next question gonna be a bet

Zaire hit me immediately. You know, I still got the Celtics you want a bet? I got the something no nigga Get off my phone cuz you know goddamn well the Knicks ain't going win this series I don't know that what I saw last night was a dinged up a Dinged up Boston poor Zingas left early drew holiday for as great of a defender as he was on Jalen Brunson he wasn't himself he wasn't himself Jason Tatum I think a large reason for the Celtics making a jump this year is his consistency in his superstar role if he's gonna go back to being inconsistent like last night

And if Jalen Brown and them niggas are gonna act like it's just a cakewalk or read your own press clippings Did you get nixon six mix in six? I think you are fucking me talking over thinking it Yeah, I think that self display the worst game they could possibly play so did the next the worst coaching of soda didn't worse coach And and and so did the dick and you still need overtime to win. We didn't need overtime to win. That little layup at the end of the game is a make 99% of the time. Stop it. Don't be stupid. That's not it.

That's not it. If he made what he missed. Well, yeah, if the Celtics made the threes that they made. All I'm saying is the Celtics are a better team. I also don't say you need overtime to win if you come back from however much they were playing. Yeah, I don't want to hear. There's a lot of Celtic crying this morning. I'm just saying that the degree of difficulty is hard to match again is all I'm saying. I don't think the Celtics are going to play that bad again. You need overtime to win if you come back from however much they were

Hard to match again is all I'm saying I don't think I thought it's gonna play that bad again And I don't think y'all have the talent to beat them in six or seven games Hey buddy, it's the Celtics that are in a must-win situation right now. This talk doesn't align with that Here's another piece of it. Are you going to the Knicks games game three? Oh, yeah Something's in five or six now in a bad you ain't want to game Be right high school right now I don't want to see right now. We have one Oh must win for the Celtics Hey, and that building sounded a little Nicky last night. Sounded a little Nicky last night.

Yeah, fix your fucking faces. We in New York. What's up? I'm down, nigga. What's up? I'm with you. We won. What the fuck is wrong with you niggas? Keep that same energy at game four, game five, when y'all down three to one. He won't. And when they go out four to one,

he gonna be like yo We didn't even look forward to winning. I said in the beginning that we wasn't going with building blah blah blah blah One nothing you drop the ball later done. That's it. You're done. That's it. I didn't even damn say it We talked before the game fuck that bigger. They don't do that Please do it no talk shit talk crazy Alone I blew my prides back yesterday don't talk I blew my prides back yesterday. Don't talk

Go Knicks What a win Feels great to be up one nothing with the Celtics in a must-win situation. The man Knicks up to all next game To all next game since they won't be soft Won't be soft about it. I turned all that game and saw the score and I was like, fuck, I guess we watch the Met Gala. Yeah. Let me go look at the gowns. I put the game on the phone.

I was like, yeah. Congratulations to the Knicks. I'm certain that we'll talk about this a little later on. Oh, for sure. Where do you guys, where would you guys like to begin? We can start with the Met Gala if you want. I see you were in your fashionista bag last night. Where would you guys like to begin? We can start with the Meg Gala if you want. I see you were in your fashionista bag last night.

No, I was gonna be in my fashionista bag. I felt bad for you because I was like, I wish Sade was here because that was like my favorite shit in the world is sitting around with my girl, who is the nicest human being I think I've ever met in my life and just shitting on people for three straight hours. Even though a lot of people were super fly, but the people that weren't, they were getting it. Yeah, I have to say man. Well, I'm gonna start. How's that? Then

anybody else see some of the outfits, some of the red carpet? I saw some of the outfits. Yes, 79% of white people looked a mess. Yeah, it seemed like they didn't really get what the theme was. They thought that what was the theme? The theme like they didn't really get what the theme was. They thought that... What was the theme? The theme was super fine. Dandyism. Dandyism, but the theme, it was called...

Black, tailored, fly shit. Yeah. And owed to suits and ties and just... And tailorism. Tailorism. Got you. Black, fly shit. Yeah, so I think that when they heard super fine, you know, you know, black tailoring,

they thought they thought they thought they should be black. And it's like, you know, that's not what they meant. Yeah, 79% of white people look an absolute mess. Last night was I look the worst. So, well, first, it was co-chaired, it had four co-chairs. It was ASAP Rocky, Lewis Hamilton, Coleman Domingo, and Pharrell.

And all four of them looked incredible in all their various different ways. Like Coleman Domingo's first outfit was like a nod to. Lewis Hamilton shit was fire. It was. Are we not gonna talk about people that we thought didn't nail it. Let's absolutely shit on. We got a thousand percent. We'll sit on the one for nail it for out in there. I didn't like the people that for address like dochi. I

love dochi. I didn't like the way I thought louie had an amazing night so I'm not shitting on them. I'm just talking about for real specifically with the ten thousand pearl twenty thousand pearl blazer, super fly. I just don't think it did what it needed to do in pictures. It was very calm in pictures and I just. Oh, I see, I'm looking at it now, yeah. Yeah, I like it. I like it too, but actually I like it.

Actually I like it, I like it. The thing is I think that it translated, it probably translated a lot better in person. Like he's like the creative ambassador for Louis Vuitton. So Zendaya, who was one of the best dressed on that carpet. Oh, I disagree. What? She's usually way better dressed than she was last night.

But she, that was literally the theme. That was it. You know, she had like a Louis Vuitton tailored zoot suit. That shit was fucking incredible. But there's a difference, I think, between nailing the theme and looking like spectacular. And she looked great. She always looks great.

I guess, agree to disagree. I thought she looked spectacular. I thought she nailed the theme and looked spectacular, Zendaya. Yes, yes. Diana Ross is another one that shut down the carpet. Body hit. The massive train and it had the names of her children

and grandchildren embroidered on it. Smokes. Brianna, of course, shut down the carpet, soft launching baby number three. Congratulations. In a Marc Jacobs outfit and just she killed it as well. Marc Jacobs had a good night. I mean Marc Jacobs had a real good night too.

He really did. What'd you think of Tacoma Domingo? I said, yeah. He wore several though. Okay. So the first one was a nod to Andre Leon Talley. The big, you know, the electric blue. The purple, the purple, blue, whatever color that was.

The shawl, the long overcoat. Yeah, with the ornate decorative. And I wanna say that that was Valentino. Oh, okay. The that that was Valentino. The first look was Valentino. And that second look, you didn't ask me, he killed both those looks. The second look was Valentino too, you talking about the gray with the jacket.

Yes. I thought that was the flyest shit. The black and white shit with the scar. Absolutely fly. That was Valentino, that shit looked crazy. I think that also, I think that everybody that did the two look thing, crushed. Like, Domingo, Dancin' Idris,

when he came out in the race car shit. That was fine. And under it he had it all. The shit underneath it was, at first I was like, what is this bullshit? And then once he took the shit off, that suit underneath. Damn, what an idiot. The suit was fire.

Damn, no, I gotta find out who that was. Tessa Thompson was another actress that really killed it. She looked great. She looked incredible. And I really liked Dochi's outfit. Cardi. I didn't care for that. Cardi.

Cardi's fire. Yeah. Kerry Washington, I like. I love Kerry Washington. Janelle Monae, but she, you know, it's expected. Oh, shit was super simple, but I liked it. Yeah. Who was Usher wearing?

Uh, Paul, Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren. Which is probably... I thought Burberry had, uh, I thought Burberry had one of the best nights. Uh, I'm not gonna let y'all just smooth over Cardi like that. That was a Burberry look. Amazing.

Cardi looked incredible. She did. Um... If I'm not mistaken, her manicure took like two fucking days. Jesus. God damn. Yeah. I mean, it's at least six figures per outfit. Like, that's just the whole production for each person that goes there.

Jodie Turner-Smith was my look of the night. She was Burberry also. She looked great. Was that the red? Yeah. Jodie Turner-Smith and Tiana Taylor. Oh yeah. That's what we were watching was the Vogue stream

which was Tiana and I can't remember the SNL actress's name and Lala and it was great. Tiana Taylor is a fucking natural edition. She is. She was dressed by Ruth Carter. Exactly. Who's like an Oscar winning

costume designer. Exactly, like from Black Panther and a myriad of other films. But, Teyana Taylor, I loved the outfit. Teyana Taylor probably has to get outfitted tonight for me because of the duality, right? Like with the theme being fly, men, suit, tailoring and all that.

She did that to a T. But the heel was feminine. I want to say that was Marc Jacobs. The durag under the fucking, under the hat, the layers, the texture. She absolutely smoked it. I expected nothing less from Teyana Taylor. And again, great hosting.

Big Harlem. Great, great hosting. Big Harlem. Big Harlem. Great, great hosting. Big Harlem. Big T. Who else? I want to talk about Lewis Hamilton. Lewis Hamilton. Lewis Hamilton was in Wells Bonner. Wells Bonner.

That look, that clean aesthetic, that hat. That hat. Oh my god. Yeah, Parks, your boy, Bad hat. That hat, oh my God. Yeah, Parks, your boy, Bad Bunny, he looked incredible. He went crazy. He went crazy. That hat, I want to say that he was Prada. Yes, he was Prada, I believe. I want to say that was Prada.

Bad Bunny looked amazing. That custom hat that they put on him. Which was like a traditional Puerto Rican hat thing. Kinda goes to the theme with the album he's doing and the tour he's doing. And the bag smoked. A lot of people I thought went wrong in their choice of bag. I don't recall who it was,

but somebody had a briefcase of roses. I didn't think that was necessary. Some of the bags were just off, but that bad bunny bag, oh. Was that a bag on the back of Andre 3000 shaped like a piano? I thought we were gonna hold that one off till the end. I was just, I was just, we'll save it.

I just wondered if that was a bag. Let's save him for later. Okay, we'll save that for later. But yeah, a lot of the outfits that we're describing, they were like, it was really sensational and they really stayed on theme and it was such, it's a dramatic turn from the people who didn't stay on theme.

I think the men were smoking the women's boots a little bit. I would agree with you. I would agree with you. Which I guess the theme lends into it. Lends to it, yeah. Yeah, I mean like the whole, you know, dandy choir that was really interesting, you know?

Haven't really still settled on how I felt about it. Wait, a dandy choir? Yeah, you didn't see the choir of black men singing? Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean you don't know how you felt about it? I guess it was kind of... It was in theme, but then it also kind of... I don't know, it almost had like a...

I don't know, like a... I don't know. almost had like a I Don't know like a like a like a like a I don't know no yeah What no, I'm not just I'm trying to find the words I'll find the words, but it just had this like kind of Haunting kind of quality to it. I don't know if that's the right word, but I think so. It looked Jack and Jillish to me. Alright, neither one of y'all will be the allegations. That was scary to you, ma'am? No. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all.

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I think it's the history of dandyism. So if I'm not mistaken, the history of dandyism, the original, like the origin point is like, slave masters were bored as fuck and liked to dress up their slaves in their clothes. You doing the thing? I don't know, I can't comment on it. Okay, somebody can correct me,

but if I'm not mistaken, this is something that I read somewhere. Black dandyism, sort of, yeah, that's not wrong. I mean, dandyism goes before slavery in a certain way, and the stylized figure, but the black dandy is like an interesting person because of how he got stylized during slavery, but also after.

Like when black people could buy their own clothes, we got fly and shit. To me that's the- And it was also reflective of just how much economic security and power we had after slavery, which we were robbed of. Yeah. Black dandyism is a cultural practice

in the form of self-expression, where black individuals, particularly men, use fashion and personal style as a tool for resistance, identity negotiation, and a challenge in societal norms. It's just not about dressing well, but also about using sartorical choices to assert agency, reclaim narratives, and push back against negative stereotypes.

And limitations. Exactly, reclaiming the narrative is the origin point, and then the fact that they continue to do it. My point was it kind of resembles a little Jack and Jill, you know what Jack and Jill is? Yeah. Right, and I guess maybe it's in line. You know what Jack and Jill is, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Social rebellion against their real types. Jack and Jill is like a wealthy black organization and they have cotillions and balls and such. And so that's what I attributed it to. You know what I'm saying? As opposed to something haunting. I looked at it like it was almost an ode to that.

Yeah, that's how I see it. Black excellence almost. Maybe I still got sinners on the brain. Where I'm thinking about like, you know, just like the historical context of what we watched, you know? I feel you. Yeah. I guess I just still have cinders on the road. I think that's the beauty of it, right? Yeah.

It's art and it's up to interpretation. Yeah, for sure. And to me it just reminded me of all those moments of black people who thought history got fly when we could. Cause a lot of times what happens after slavery, they were saying, why are these black people spending their money on clothes? Exactly.

And it was like, well, because when we were enslaved, we couldn't wear what we wanted, right? So they were like, why would they buy these parasols? That was one of the big, why would they wear parasols? Because white women were wearing them, and we had to take care of these white women, and now we can dress ourselves, use our money for our thing, and we look way fatter than they ever did.

So when I saw last night, that's what it reminded me of. It's like a rebellion against stereotypes. So, you know, that's what- Yeah, yeah, absolutely, absolutely. And a lot of people, like couples, it was their date night, so they dressed similarly like Just real quick. Just real quick. I know I know I know you I see if So because we can't make that all that slavery dandyism point and just move on to couples. I don't think I

Understand like that most people having watched the Met Gala throughout the years It's white as shit. Yeah, I was about to say that too. It's another one of those events where, shit, in years past, it's felt haunting for me, looking at how white it is, what some of the old-fashioned houses stood for, and how they parade out black entertainers as if we're dog and pony.

So I'm with you there. This year, I didn't feel like doing the deepest of dives. It felt great that that shit was ultra black. Extra black. It looked great. Everywhere you turned, beautiful black, glowing, glistening skin, lathered skin, hair, hairing, the extra pieces. Niggas was on they coming to America bag on this day.

Everywhere you turn, it was just black people looking beautiful. The choir, I thought was a great touch. I felt like somebody asked the black person, hey, what should we do here to make this extra black? Go get a fucking choir and have them say Wade in the water. Listen, we've seen pictures in the past, not a lot, but we've seen pictures of some of the food

they have eaten in the Met Gala. This year was the first year it felt like collard greens was in there. Yeah. This year is the very first year where it felt like, oh shit, them niggas is going to eat turkey wings and fucking just mad black food. Like, that was great.

People that are, and, and. The food was from? Red Rooster? No, wasn't it Chef Kwame? I don't know if Chef Kwame, Chef Kwame I thought looked great too. I think he was the chef. I could be wrong about that Oh, let's go, so turn it up.

Tiana mentioned that. So that's a lie, come on man. I could be mistaken. I would have thought Melba was in there chefing it up. Chef Kwame, perfect choice. Ay, and, ay, ay. That's where I was on Saturday. Sorry, I mean I said I went to dinner, I just didn't want to say where I was. Why? I mean, you know.

Nah, fuck out of here. You talking to the Don, nigga. You talking to the Don. Watch your fucking mind. I get what you're saying, but you talking to the Don, nigga. Listen, okay. More than on the duck's back. He was the chef.

So come on, man. Them white people was in there eating flavors they never imagined. Some of y'all never been to Tatiana's. I mean, I'm not saying that you're not a chef. I'm just saying that you're a chef. I'm just saying that you're a chef. I'm just saying that you're a chef. I'm just saying that you're a chef. I'm just saying that you're a chef. I'm just saying that you're a chef. I'm just saying that you're the chef. So come on man, them white people was in there eating flavors they never imagined. Some of y'all never been to Tatiana, amazing restaurant out here, but some of the flavors and the marriage of them,

them white people was having a blast in there with that good food. Finger lickin'. Had to get some baby wipes from out the bathroom. What is it called? The wet, the wet slats. The wet, wet slats. The wet, wet slats. The wet, wet slats. Joe, was that? No, go ahead. No, go ahead.

I was gonna ask you, is that on your bucket list? What? Meg Gala? No. No, that's not for me. If they invited, would you go? Yes. Who asked me?

Anna Wintour. I was gonna ask you guys. Anna Wintour asks you to go to the Met Gala. No, I meant like. Oh, which designer? What fashion house? Marc Jacobs. I don't wanna say.

Oh no, no, no. Rada. I don't know. Louis Vuitton. No. You have enough of their shit on. You wouldn't do it behind their back? I don't really have a whole lot of their shit. Who's the designer that would make you most likely to say yes? Um, it was Balenciaga. That's what I was thinking.

No. No? No. And I want to shout out Fear of God. See, that's what made me think of it. I forgot who that was that I saw rocking the Fear of God. It looked great. A great Fear of God look at the MacGyver.

I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm's what made me think of it. I forgot who that was that I saw rocking the Fear of God.

It looked great. A great Fear of God look at the Met Gala. Yeah. However, as much as I love Fear of God is one of my favorite brands, I'm not certain that I would show up to the Met Gala if Fear of God asked me because I'm not showing up in this environment

with this aesthetic. This aesthetic fits you more than it fits me. Well, I guess it depends on what the theme would be. I thought Tom Brown had a night too, by the way. He did. Tom Brown is Janelle Monae. Tom Brown was- I could have guessed that one.

I would have rescinded my, I didn't like Janelle Monae's square box. But what about the look underneath it? Better. I thought she ate. What's that little monocle? I love that touch. I thought Savannah James went crazy.

She did. She went absolutely... It depends on who asked me. And I got an invite to go to some of the Met Gala after parties last night. It was raining. Them niggas was gonna be there looking as beautiful as could be. I was gonna be there in bullshit,

looking ashy in the corner, no shape up, no fresh baldy, nah, nah, I'm cool. I'm cool on that. My days of being the dusty nigga in the corner and the club, those days over. Yeah, well it was clear that the four co-chairs, they really let them run the show. Yeah, that was clear, so it was really dope.

It was really dope. And like I was saying, date night for Swiss and Alicia, they were outfits that looked, yeah,, exactly the carpet design was fired too Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was everything about that the carpet design. I mean, yeah, I like pushes push I loved it another one Louie and I was and on brand for him. Yeah, I look great Yeah, push was Louie D Wade and Gabrielle Prada I liked I liked Swiss and I liked Swiss and Alicia. Shout out to Swiss with the burgundy do rag.

We always reppin'. What y'all think about Future? Cut his hair. Future, was that Chanel? Chanel had a big night too. Louis. I did not care for Future's face. Louis had a night. Louis, Chanel, Burberry, Tom Brown for me. That was the night.

So who looked bad? I would put Future in that bag. He looked like he was in the top of that bag. Oh I'm looking at future that yeah I was not a fan of chapel Chapel rones outfit she just it looked like a continuation of what she wore at the Grammys And well basically when she wears on what she wears so a chapel rone. Oh god. I cleaned up at the Grammys And it's and had that and had that really great speech. She just she's mad colorful She really look a mess. It's just it just didn't seem like on brand on theme whatsoever Just looked like a continuation of what she consistently wears for her stage performances and stuff like that So I just wasn't impressed with her If we're talking about people Just didn't do the theme, but maybe looked amazing

Sydney Sweeney amazing. Sydney Sweeney. I don't know. She looks great. She got the big doe eyes and the nice boobs and shit like that. Little white girl. Yeah. Beautiful dress. Beautiful gowns as you know Aretha Franklin would have said. But I don't see another white person that just thought let's wear black. Yeah that's what Kim Kardashian did. She just wore black. Okay. Whoa, that was Kim with black. Slow down, though. I didn't like it. She didn't just wear black. That was custom chrome hearts. Fair, fair, fair.

It was a statement in that environment to wear custom chrome hearts. You like Carmen Sandi? Her accessories, I love the hat. I'm not going to say I necessarily love the look, because I'm not a big chrome hearts guy. But I love that Kim is always the one to make a statement. Like Lady Gaga used to do at the fucking,

I like the make a statement celebrities. And she's one of them. Kim should try something different. I just didn't, yeah, yeah, yeah. She should try something different because she has been doing that silhouette look forever and ever and ever. It's tired.

That hat was, it was a nice hat, but not for that. Like, hey, let's just throw a fucking fedora on. No, that wasn't just a fedora. It was not that fucking creative. That look, and then ass on display, whoa, news at fucking 11. Wow, groundbreaking, you know what I'm saying? The fuck?

Okay, give me a background. Listen, she me a background. Listen, she's a beautiful girl with a beautiful body. We always fucking see it looking exactly the fucking same. She did nothing to wow anybody as far as I'm concerned. Like it was boring, basic, and not even. Do y'all have history? You did turn it up a notch.

I was like, damn. Not really. I didn't like that fit either, but. Oh, it up a notch. I was like, damn. Not really. I didn't like that fit either, but. Oh, that's not true. I'm, what, I can't critique? Without it being personal? But do y'all have a history is all I'm asking. I wouldn't say that.

Yeah. That's not a no. Have you ever met? Yes. Have you ever been in the same party? Yes. We've been in the same country. Yes.

Haiti. Well, you're in the same country now. Been to Haiti, nigga. I remember that. You both live in America. What the hell did you talk about? Haiti. We've been on the same country, yes. Haiti. Well, you're in the same country now. Been to Haiti, nigga. I remember that. You both live in America. She said me. What the hell did you talk about? Haiti.

We Americans. She was in Haiti together with them. And you know. Are you going to say it? So, Mel Ford and Kim K. You want me to say it or you want to move on? You know the T-flip? I do.

Flip always done. I'm not going to let him say it because he always fucks it up. All right, so tell us what happened. Kim Kardashian told the lady that invited you there that she wants you back. She want to hold her whole team. Tell the story. Tell the story.

Okay, the first time the story was told was on my old podcast, I'm Here For The Food, and I never wanted to say it. It's way more millions listening now. Let's get to it. Let's go through that. Oh shit. Whoa. No, I'm just saying this is a brand new story to people.

It's true. it's true. That's what I'm trying to say. Sorry to you five people who heard her already. Oh! Oh! Hey! Hey! It's about seven million out there now.

You sure you want to reshare it? Yeah, man. You know, I am thinking in hindsight. No, give it to us, give it to us. Okay, this was in 2011, I believe it was 2011, the year after that massive earthquake. Okay, so humanitarian efforts, a lot of people going over to Haiti.

And I was invited to go, and I was there with Marcia Dyson. Marcia! Shout out to Marcia. Marcia was like a surrogate mom to me, very protective of me. And this was maybe like a few weeks after she had annulled her marriage to, what was that boy's name?

Chris? Humphreys. Right, that 72 minute marriage. Right. And so. I hate sprinkles. That's hate. It's not, it's just a fact.

It's just a fact. And so what happens when you. But that's not a fact, it was more than 72. It was more than 72. It was bad. 72 days, days, something like that? Okay, anyways. So she was catching a lot of flack for that,

and so what happens is a lot of celebrities go into crisis management during that time. And so crisis management oftentimes looks like charity and humanitarian missions and shit like that. So she ended up in Haiti and I ended up in Haiti. And why were we there? We were putting on a Christmas party for children from six orphanages.

I also went down because I was working with this company called B Condoms, the only black owned condom company. And I brought- I'm gonna take all that. Okay, well it was- We had to do it with the black owned condom, girl. brought like... I'm gonna take all that. Okay, well it was... Okay, sorry, sorry. Anyways, um, so we met...

What the fuck? Sneak a little out of there. She did sneak a little out of the other machine. Girl. Because it was part of why I went down there as well. We got that. Okay, so we met and she was cool, you know, hi, nice to meet you, whatever. And then her mom went over to Marcia Dyson

and she said, yeah, Kim's uncomfortable with Melissa being here, can you send her home? And Marcia was like, that might be your daughter, no the fuck she did not, she was like, that might be your daughter, but that's my daughter, she's not fucking going anywhere. They let you stay in Haiti? You said it like she was Aristide.

I wasn't there for her. I was there for the children. They let you stay. That was why I was there. Did you go on a plane and just chill for a little bit? Did you try to act like you wasn't there no more? She's in the Four Seasons, Port-au-Prince. Did she watch?

Did she go to the... She's a whole lot of soccer. She be one orphan. Here's the thing is, I don't necessarily know if that was in fact true, if that's why, if she was in fact uncomfortable. But that is what she said to Marcia. Marcia relayed this story on my podcast.

It was just. Did y'all ask why? Did you ask why? What were you wearing? You don't ask those questions to a lady. What was she wearing? Hmm? What was she wearing?

Uh-oh. No, no, no. It had nothing to do with what we were wearing. Uh-oh. Exactly, what were you wearing? I'm me, yeah. Did you have it on? I had on like a lovely summer dress.

Oh yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go. Yo, get this girl out of Haiti, please. We were, we were around Dignitas areas. Matter of fact, call the pilot for me immediately. Yeah. Have him just pull right up to where this bitch is standing. Watch your toes.

Watch your toes. Oh yeah, we gotta go. You gotta leave Haiti. Yeah, well. Oh, the Kardashians. You gotta leave Haiti. Oh, the Kardashians let you stay in Haiti. Whatever. Whatever. Was it nice of you after that? We didn't have any other contact. Of course, I reiterate.

So you were blacklisted. I reiterate. I was there for the kids. That was why I was there. And to bring, you know. In a nice dress to put on, you know, to decorate. Well, no. This was the, there was like multiple things going on. So we were like at a dinner with dignitaries and shit like that. OK, go ahead.

Re-jogging the memories. And shit. My girl's shirts are getting too tight. All right, now this is my question to you, though. In the event that the Kardashians wanted to kick you out of Haiti and then wore a chrome heart dress to the Met Gala, you would be able to say if that looked great even though she wanted you nowhere around in Haiti, right? You're that type of objective.

Yeah, I think that she's had amazing outfits in the past. Before Haiti? No, just in general. I think that she's had amazing outfits in the past. Before Haiti. No, just in general. Like other Met Gala appearances that she's made, I think she looked great. This particular outfit, take her out of the outfit, put somebody else in it, I have the same criticism.

Alright, here's a question for you. Here's a question for you. Why do you think the bitches always say that about you? Like why do you think The bitches always About you like why you think they'd be wanted it out of here. What do you mean? Why why do you think they'd be saying clear you like that? I don't know. I mean like Listen, let me tell you something nice the bitches Get out! There is no. Hey!

Hey, Dwayne! Gabrielle, kick your ass out. Don't even start. Don't even start those narratives. I'm sorry. That's nasty. That is. I take that back.

That's nasty. But you are extremely nice to people, yes? I am a very nice person. You are get fly. But let me just make this clear. I couldn't. I just don't even understand, like, how another woman could let you know that you

have her shook like that. Like I could never do that. Like the way that these bitches be letting me know I got you shook, that's weird. Oh now you're shooting it, can't go there. Oh no, not her, not her. You think someone else, just a joke. If it doesn't apply, let it fly, right?

If it doesn't apply, let it fly. Does that make you feel good, that people may feel intimidated when you're there? I, to be honest, I feel fucking uncomfortable. Okay, I feel fucking uncomfortable because it's weird. It's weird behavior fucking get yourself together. Oh, okay. Well, listen, shout out to everyone that was at the Met Gala. We're getting back to you, Andre. Oh, I wanted to say, I wanted to say, Meg Thee Stallion.

She looked great. Diana Ross just beat her to the punch. That had absolutely nothing to do with the thing. It was a beautiful chrome silver dress look. She looked beautiful. She looked beautiful. I'm not saying she isn't. She looked beautiful.

Don't think that this has anything to do. I'm like Mel, this has nothing to do with anything I've said about her in the past. I just don't think it went with the theme. I think that, no, it gave kind of, no. It didn't go with the theme. I just think that- It's okay to say when people didn't go with the theme. It's another name I want to say, but I won't, but then you're really going to say that I got a hit list.

Tell me in my ear and I'll say it. No, oh no, you got to say it, then they're going to know I said it. Oh, okay, well, tell me telepathically. I know who you're going to say. Yeah, for sure, her. She looked good though. She looked good, it just didn't go with the theme. I'm not going to say it.

I really want to know. I want to know who. Don't worry about it, it's not important. Yeah, I'm not gonna say it. Yeah. I really wanna know. I wanna know who. Don't worry about it. It's not important. Yeah, it's not important, okay. Part is getting out of there. What are you trying to do, bitch? I can't see. Okay, I think I know now, because I can see that.

I got far-sighted. But I've heard a lot of white people miss the theme. Most of the white people miss it. But I was gonna- Pamela Anderson missed it. I mean- I love Pamela Anderson. Again, great look wasn't for the theme.

Heidi Klum, same thing. Heidi Klum has given more fucking imagination to her fucking Halloween outfits. That shit was trash on that carpet. It just wasn't on. Demi Moore shit was fire though. Demi Moore is killing the fucking game right now. Demi Moore is a good one.

Demi Moore is fire. But with Meg, this is all I want to say with Meg, is Meg's so beautiful and her body is so beautiful and she's young, but she, she got to take a page out of Cardi's book. And Cardi is literally, she experiments a lot. She has that relationship with Colin, they are like, you know, they're frickin' frack.

They design her looks. Oh, Colin. Her stylist, yeah. She needs that. Yeah, people don't know, Mel. They do. The fashionista's not on the, they know what we're talking about.

That's OK. 7 million people listening. OK, well, Google Colin and Cardi, and then you'll understand. The rest of the way is what you make Kaepernick. OK, well, anyways. Colin Kaepernick and Nessa wear Moncler. Shout out to them.

Shout out to them. Another one of the couples on date night. But I just want to say for Meg, I just want her to start thinking outside of the box and trying to do things a little bit differently. If y'all do date night at the Met Gala, y'all going to have a wandering eye? I think that's what it's for. I think you get permission. Yeah.

I'd rather say you have to. There's no other choice. What's the point of being there if you ain't wandering? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'd better say you have to. There's no other choice. What's the point of being there if you ain't wandering? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. How far into the show? I'm sure a lot of, I'm sure there's

a lot of interesting events after the after party. Also Lupita. I love Lupita. Lupita Neago. And that color choice too. Beautiful. Against her skin. Oh my god.

Lord. Yes. Beautiful. Beautiful. Who else, who else, who else? Lupita, Lupita, Quinta Brunson. Absolutely loved it. Is somebody else, don't kill me, Lauryn Hill.

She look good, she look good. She look good, there's something to kill you about. Laura Boddy did, I thought she absolutely smoked that shit. How do y'all think Future looks without his dress? Come on, let's have a little bit of fun. Future looks crazy. I need to see what this looks like. I don't care about the hair. It just looks funny, it's weird. I just didn't without his dress. Come on, let's have a little bit of fun. Future looks crazy. I need to see what this looks like. I don't care about the hair.

It just looks funny, it's weird. I just didn't like the fit. It's weird. No, we're talking about his hair. We're talking about the hair. The fit was a no for me place. It's weird, it's a, we just, the dress became iconic to Future.

Yeah. So, it just looks weird. He do look like he got electrocuted. Bro, they said, they called him Wanda Sykes, bro. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That's a good joke. Yeah. That's perfect.

Come on. They do look like Wanda Sykes. They don't look crazy. That's what they called him. No, he definitely looked like, that's true. No, he looked a little. The crazy dude? He looked like when you poured the salt on the slug at first.

That shit start drawing up? Yeah, he looked. You're an idiot, bro. That hair, I'm with Ice. I wouldn't have cut him. Maybe he had a reason. Maybe he's doing a new look, rebranding. I don't know, but...

Whatever it is. The dreads were a thing and niggas do get... When you cut the dreads, there's that funny, awkward face of you looking funny when you cut the dreads. Right. Or niggas don't really... And if you look good, like DDG cut his shit and took a picture with the hair, now you look doofy again because you're taking a picture with the hair in your hand you look goofy again, because you're taking a picture with hair in the air.

He actually looked good without the dread. No, he looks great. But then when you take the picture holding the hair on the floor, it does look a little. He made that his album cover. And shout out to DDG, a lot of people in the street over the weekend told me his album is hard. A lot of my younger heads told me

the DDG project is hard, I will check it out. I haven't heard it yet, but shout out to him. I gave it a quick listen through. And shout out to his community. Had the JBTV community pussy niggas running scared for a week. Damn. Damn, I remember that.

Yeah, we got a call out when the hives run down on niggas. Niggas under pressure. Yeah, they came in the JBVT. JBVT. Look, you can't even say it. They came in JBT. That's why I don't fuck with you no more. They came, well, it's the Mark Lam even say it. It came. JBT. Fuck with you no more.

It came, well it's the Mark Lamar Hill community. Oh shit, that's hate too. But. My bad, you got me. I don't remember what I was saying. And Parks keeps holding up prize picks. So we must be at 90 minutes at least. Yeah.

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That's true. Yeah, he did bad timing and he must've hurt us. timing. And he must have hurt us. He saw my shirt. Now he showed up to the Met Gala with a piano book bag on. Seemed heavy. Or light I'm not sure. Or awkward at the very least you got to smack someone with a leg. Yeah for certain. And he seems to have dropped a piano project. He did and I listened to it and I'm ready to kick its back in if you're... I'm here smack someone with a leg. Yeah, for certain. And he seems to have dropped a piano project. He did, and I listened to it, and I'm ready to kick its back in if you're... I'm here with you. Yeah. I was trying to not do that.

The flu shit was cool. I can't really, it's like watching hockey or something. I can't really give no analysis on that shit. That's how I felt. It's like watching hockey. But keyboards now, I know a little bit about the fucking keyboard. This was bad.

And that was bad piano playing. Actually, it was horrible piano playing. Let me throw a little bell first, just a little bit about the fucking keyboard. This was bad. And that was bad piano playing. Actually, it was horrible piano playing. Let me thumb a little bell first, just a little bit. He did announce on his Instagram that this, he did announce on his Instagram that this album was made 10 years prior to the Flute album. Don't care. No, but just so people know, he's not saying that this is,

like he's building on his musicianship. I just don't know why he released it. He's trolling. You think he's trolling for real? Yes, I do. I honestly do, I think he's building on his musicianship. I just don't know why he released it. He's trolling. You think he's trolling for real? Yes, I do. I honestly do. I think he's just, he know the excitement of Andre 3000 new album is going to make people say,

yo, is he rapping? Is he doing this? Is he doing that? I think he's just like fucking with people now. So he's putting anything out there. That may be true. He's doing whatever he wants to do, which he has the right to do.

I'm not knocking that. But why is doing whatever you want to do called trolling? You're trolling your fans. You know what your fans want. You know if they see new project, they're gonna, hey, we just want a verse. Give us something. So I'm gonna give you everything but that.

I'm not gonna give you any words. This person has not given you any indication that you will be getting words from him anytime soon. I understand that. It's teasing your fans. So at this point, the fans I'm'm saying, would be trolling themselves. Yeah, I don't think he's trolling. I'll tell you why. In his announcement on Instagram, he even said, like,

this was initially supposed to be titled, the worst rap album ever, because there's no bars on it. So he was preparing the audience by saying, look, there's no bars. Don't expect any bars. I want to... He was going to title it, the worst rap album ever. That's what he said, right? That's what he was going to title it back then. But he held on to it and decided to put it out now. That wouldn't have been trolling had he done that. I think that would have definitely been trolling. But I think he decided not to do that and just put it out. I think it's more just the arrogance of an artist that thinks that no matter what their thoughts are, no matter what they do, we want them. Like that in the world's entitled to hear them. Like I don't, this sounded like, I remember being in a high school band. Yeah. And we would just, you know, we'd mess around and make a little song. That's what it sounded like, the level of keyboard playing.

Man, this shit sounded like when I got the one, the keyboard when I was eight. The Casio? Yeah, the little Casio shit that you could make it be the drums if you want. You could switch the instruments on it, and you just start fucking around. You'd have no idea what you're doing.

Or you're yawing, yawing, yawing. It was bad. It was. There was a couple good chords there, and I feel like this was him learning how to play piano in real time and just release it to people. No, this was before he decided to learn how to play piano. No, this is like he learned a couple chords from someone,

it was like, alright, I can put this together, and sort of did, but it's bad. Like the dynamics, like he's hitting shit too hard. He doesn't know how to play the piano. He doesn't know how to play the piano. And the cover- Or knows minimally how to play the piano. And I wouldn't be mad if he took this and was like,

hey, person that is really good at piano, this is my idea. Can you make it good? And that might work. But him doing it, bro. Yeah, the one song that didn't suck was the one where there was more. They all suck. Yes, the one, the song that sucked the least was the one that had the organ.

I think it was track six or seven. It had like the organ playing. Blueberry Mansion or some shit. Yeah, number five. It had some other things going on with it. Nah. And I still didn't like it. And then the one chord, the one sort of chord progression that sounded good was just super derivative of a very famous jazz that's escaping me right now. But it just wasn't good. I've never seen an artist put out something where they're just bad at the instrument.

Yeah. And say, hey, watch me play this instrument. Badly. Badly. Badly. Yeah. It's only 15, 16 minutes, the whole album. It was the worst 15 minutes of music I've sat down and listened to in a long time. I listened to it for hours,

I was on the drive up here, because I was like, it's only 16 minutes. And I hated every, I played it again hoping it would get better. Yeah, I never played this again. I've never played this again. Ever. Oh my God, man.

Never. I hate all these niggas. Why? Why? I'm going back to what I said, Dias. At this point, if you're buying these projects from Andre 3000, expecting good music, I think you bring that upon yourself.

No time out. I ain't paid for this. That's true. He don't get a purchase. He's off that list. I need to hear this and say, oh shit, he gave me something. Let me go support and buy that. But still.

What I'm saying is this. Y'all are having a blast unpacking the sonics of it. How bad this is. Right? And great, I didn't buy the Flute album and I won't be listening to this. So I can't join that. I didn't hate the Flute album. I won't buy another one.

The Flute album, he earned my respect enough. I didn't like it. It felt like I was't join that. I didn't hate the flute. I went buy another one. The flute album, he earned my respect enough. I didn't like it. It felt like I was getting a massage. But at least it was solid music. You know what I mean? But part of art for me has to be the messaging and the intent behind it and what it symbolizes. And I think music is the only place where we condense art

to just say, hey, it sounds good, sounds bad, it's trash, it's bad. I don't know how that shit sounds, because I don't wake up on the reg and put flutes and pianos on, so I ain't about to break my, I'm not about to break the tradition doing that with him. However, I think that he is,

this is back to my point in our Patreon convo with his album and how it wasn't a rap on it. I think he's one of the artsiest of the artsy. For sure. Absolutely. And I think that now more than ever we should be encouraging artists, you may not agree with how he did it, but we should be encouraging artists to not only do what's near and dear to their heart but also to find a value in it. I will say this, what it made me think of was, hey, it's at least nice to hear humanity. It's not heavily quantized, it's not reprogrammed.

No, on the piano shit that we just listened to. It's like AI and all that shit. Yeah, it's like this is definitively not AI. And that part I like. Yeah, this shit's definitely not AI. But it's fucking bad. I couldn't do that, yo. No, I couldn't do that.

Now, to your point, yes, and artists, we do want artists to explore and put their art out, but art is also subjective. So I could go to a museum and an artist who busts they ass painting that right there, I could still look at that and say, hey, I don't like that. Yeah. And I'm entitled to that as a consumer.

Nothing in what I'm saying is trying to strip you of that right. So I don't want you to reply to that. I think anybody who's trashing him should trash him. I'm just saying, what if he finds who he's looking for? What if he finds, what if he pays him, whatever it is that he's searching for and putting out these very eclectic abstract projects, right?

I don't think it's that deep. And that's good for him if he does that. What they said in the flute album, they said the flute album, the whole entire album was at like 400 and something megahertz, or 432 hertz, 440 hertz, something like that, which has been quote unquote proven to have certain healing principles and healing power.

So if that's his bag and that's where he's in, then the flute shit might have had a purpose for him. So you believe that, but you don't believe the Kendrick people looking into lyrics and shit? If the flute people, if it's moving at a certain megahertz, then that could be proven. I don't know if that was his intent, and again, I'm not. That sounds, that sounds.

I'm not saying that that is it. I'm saying that's what the people are saying. But if that is the entire album is really operating on that frequency, then that might have been his purpose in his fan base. I think that that was intentional with the flute. But with the piano and his outfit, it's like the cart before the horse kind of thing.

I feel like the release of this album was simply just. To prepare y'all for this. Yeah, exactly. The cover is that. I mean exactly The cover is literally him with the sketch of the same shitty warden because and also look at the timing You know, I mean like that's exactly Say he has over 25 years of being intentional true and highly equate

Don't you don't know him to not be a church. Yes, sure. All true, but is still intent, but not for the purpose of... So that we know. We don't know. We don't know what's purpose. I'm just saying, what I'm saying is that... No, the consumer can say whatever they want. One thing doesn't negate the other. I keep saying that.

Like, shit on them. But the music business today will do everything they can to keep you confined. Yeah. Or in a box. They'll incentivize you, they'll pay you, they'll bring your friends along, they'll take you to a game, they'll give you a card, they fucking waltz you off your feet so you can stay in the box.

So the very few times that we find somebody that's going to say, you know what? Nah, I'm going to do what I want. I find value in that. I'm not going to knock the nigger for that. And as a rapper, you know how frightening it is for a rapper to think, I can speak to this. Yo, you know what? I'm never going to rap again. Or I'm just not going to rap at the clip I used to rap. I'm going to put, I'm going to take the thing I know how to do best on the planet and put it on the back burner. That's provided for me and my family. Dog, that is so bold and fucking courageous. That is like, at that point, why do we

care what the retired firefighter is doing with his time? If that nigga finds solace in being in the garage and sowing and selling it on Facebook, who are we to fucking say, yo, that's trash? And my thought is, the sense of it, I hear you. And I get what you're saying, right? That's just trash. I think for me, yo, that's trash. And my thought is, I get what you're saying, right? I think for me, it's that Andre has 25 years of being intentional, he also has 25 years of putting on high quality art, right?

Whether it's visual art, whether it's the cartoons, everything he does is high quality. So I had a faith in him with the flute album that'll be high quality. Flute album wasn't for me. But I didn't listen to it. The flute album was high quality. That's what I'm going. It was high qualityidopum wasn't for me. Was it not? I didn't listen to it. The Fluidopum was high quality. Fluidopum was high quality. That's what I'm going.

It was high quality. It was high quality, it just wasn't for me. That's different. It's high quality, just wasn't for me. This is the departure for me, not because it's not for me, but because it's actually not good art. It's not good.

I don't really think that it's a departure though. I think in my interpretation, because art is subjective, I think that this was literally being treated as an accessory to his fucking outfit. Because he had it for 10, 11 years and never did shit all with it. It's only 15, 16 minutes long, it's unfinished, whatever,

but he happens to release it around the exact same time that the Met Gala comes out and he has this outfit. I'm looking at this as simply just an accessory to the outfit. There's a really, really weird accessory. Then it's then I would- Nah, I think that's super fly and artsy again. Yes, yes.

If that's what's happening. Yes. Unless it sucks. Unless it's a bad race. Mark, I'm not. It's bad earrings. I'm not. Yeah, exactly, right.

This thing is put on a beret. Well, let's be clear, The outfit also kind of sucked. So it's consistent. I have a different reference for Andre. I love Andre. Andre's one of my favorite creators of all time. Andre, to me- I think we all up here love Andre.

But the love don't mean we can't say, hey, we love you. But that ain't it. No, that's true. That's all I'm saying. However, know that the person you're talking about, every step of his career since the beginning has been people saying, hey, whatever you're doing is not it right now. Joe, what are you not good at?

Name something you're not good at. It's math. It's not a math album. Okay, right. So like if you said, look, I'm retiring from rap because I'm not going to do rap anymore. I'm going to do something else. You podcast it. You're great at this. So you did it.

Like the shell method and the disc method. Right. Associate podcasting. I think podcasting is the perfect example. I just don't wanna fucking take it to you right this second. But it's the perfect example. Yo, I'm gonna not rhyme. I'm not gonna produce high quality art.

I'm gonna just talk. Yeah, but that's a little different because in your rhymingming you were still expressing yourself You were talking to communicate it. You were just doing it rhyming and on beat. So you still talking I'm only talking about from the POV of the person that has to make the change, right? But right, but I'm saying as the consumer of that change if you decided to say I'm gonna now make I'm gonna start web web streaming math math tutoring sessions and all your math problems are wrong and all your equations are off.

It's different. As a consumer, I'm like, yo, this isn't what I expected. It's not a perfect comparison. My point is just- I like the comparison and stay here for a second. It's a bad comparison because you could prove the math. You could prove the math to be correct or incorrect. But let me respond to them.

Let me respond to them, because I like it. Leave those things. I like those things that y'all trying to take out. I went and started a math club, and all of my math was wrong. Yeah. And bad, and sloppy, and defied all of the things that math, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.

I then go to amass a following of 10 million people, let's call it year one. Not only are they gonna come up with a new name for my math, but this bad math is about to be a thing now because I've amassed this audience. So who is it on me? Why would it be on a person to say, well, we shouldn't start that person so fear-based. We shouldn't start that person with, hey, everything you're about to do is wrong, so

you shouldn't do it. Right. And I'm not at the should level. I'm saying as a consumer, because I take what you're saying seriously, right? You're right. It's not a good comparison because there's an objectivity to whether math is right or wrong. But what I'm saying is as a consumer, I have a right to say, look,

I expected great things from you because you've given me great shit, and now this is shit. That's all I'm saying. And when I hear the flute album, I'm like, this isn't for me, it's great, it's just not for me. When I hear the piano, I'm like,

this is actually technically, it's not quite math objective, but this is technically bad piano playing. I can also just say as someone who produces music and who is not a world-class musician who works with other people that are not a world-class musician it's okay to say hey I have this idea I can't fully execute it let me get someone who does right and that's all they can I think that's fine he's still a composer it

could still be his album but it's someone that is really good at piano or at least better than him executing his idea. Like yo, if Hov tomorrow put out an album and it's him singing, all singing, no auto-tuning that shit, but he's singing, and he just sounds bad, he can't sing, he can't hold a note or nothing, it ain't gonna take away from Hov's greatness, but we gonna be like, yo my nigga, this, this.

Don't never sing again. Don't sing, like we can't tell him that, but as a fan, we can be like, I don't wanna hear you sing anymore But I would be like objectively you're off key Yeah, there are things about a technical that is often wait and I'm saying y'all should totally be able to say that Just leave some space for the people that want to support that How whole distributed this album what his intent was behind this album.

Cause if Hov put out an album farting on his title shit, cause he just closed the deal with Roger Goodell cause he knew something was coming down the pipeline and now on all commercials. Fart to be. Then I'm gonna say he's a genius. He puts beans on the album. So all I'm saying is allow space for the people.

I don't know what Andre's intention here was, but he's been a genius. I'm going to say a little bit more to that. He's been a genius as long as I've known him, so I'm just allowing space for it. And if not, we could call him a duck. No he's still a genius. Even with this album and the Flu album. It's still genius shit We just don't got to like it. That's Off of that but let me ask you something if if back in the day if you were great friends with Albert Albert Einstein

right, and then I'm leaving this because now I'm just Coming up with shit sounds nuts. You was best friends with Albert Einstein sounds ridiculous sounds nuts to you Yeah, but you know him to be the genius. But let's say you gotta get a hangover one day. Mm-hmm. And now you just start talking something that sound like gibberish. It don't sound like himself.

Would you discount it or would you still listen? I would listen. Why? Because he's aren't that cachet with me. He's aren't that. Would you discount it or would you still listen? I would listen. Why? Because he's earned that cachet with me. He's earned that. He got that equity with me by being such a genius that I know him to be. Same thing with Andre.

We run to listen. Soon as the shit dropped, press play. Andre is an immediate cop. Well, immediate listen. I ain't paying for it. But once you hear it, it's like, Oh, I am a nigga. You want to go just do whatever you want. You don't you want to do. Okay, cool. This one for me. Respect. I think there's some artists that do what

I think we need to do. What he's doing. I end with I think we need more artists that do whatever they want to do whatever to do whatever is disagreeing with you all want to do that buddy you ain't never getting your Rihanna album nigga take them flutes and pianos and enjoy it you're never getting Rihanna we want more people to do what they want to do but at the same time if it's still we want people to do it and the quality still be good that's it that's a good some people are invested in the art freeze that's it and then of the person. There may be a hundred thousand people that love this Andre album. What scripts do y'all live by? What? What scripts do y'all live by? What does that mean?

Any quotes? No, just what script? For me, if I had to say it's probably only my mom and my girl outside of that, I'm on my own fucking time. Whose script are you living out? Nobody's on my own. That being said, I will listen to someone around me, and I feel like someone around him must've said, hey bro, what you doing? That's all, yo, what's this? I don't understand.

Maybe you could try, like, do it now that you're a better musician or something That would have been interesting to me to hear what he played what he sounded like now You probably play it to nobody and just That's why I that's why I'm I really lean into this was an accessory to the outfit So you know and who's ever used music as an accessory to an outfit? Quick example you were recording move music for I And who's ever used music as an accessory to an outfit? You know what I'm saying? Hold on, let me give you a quick example. You were recording Move Music 4.

I remember this. I walked in the crib, you were right into inception. I walked in the kitchen and I heard you going, you was talking out loud while you was writing, yo, let's warm it up, microwave, shit about to get hot, summer. I said, what the fuck you doing? Cause that's not you.

You're too good of a rapper to do that. You was like, yo, don't worry about it. I'm doing something with this. You'll get it. Cool. So you could hear something that's not the person, ask them what they doing and they just say, yo, I got this. Like you said, Andre could have told them, yo,

this is just something to accompany my outfit. Don't worry about it. I got it. And you let them cook cook Don't charge me question You say something slick to this to this nigga with the funny flutes and pianos. He gonna borrow you to death I'm just telling you well, maybe whatever take it give me a rap Selfish feet If y'all could do something completely outside of what y'all do in your life to take a risk

What would it be like you know I know what I mean? Like, I sometimes think about like, writing a book of poems or do it, you know what I mean? Like, you know, you think about some shit that's just completely outside of your wheelhouse that you would do to take that kind of risk. What would it be for y'all? I'm gonna be honest with you. This was a risk for me because I hated cameras. I never was a fan of none of that shit. And he was mad ugly. I hated cameras and all, and I still got him though. And I still got him though. Well, that's facts. Okay. We're gonna put a couple things to him though. Well, that's facts. Okay Okay, come on like that was a risk that was a tension never like cameras and all that shit so this was a risk Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, it makes sense. It makes it and he was ugly

It's all for the microphone, he was though he was that ain't stop nothing though off of the microphone. No he was though. He was. That ain't stop nothing though. But everybody else can answer the question though. Let's keep the conversation going. What film would it be? On screen or? No, I don't know actually. I'm not sure. Something in visual arts though. Like film though, photography or camera. Speaking of visual arts you didn't mention dog Jeff Goldblum We said film I had a Jeff Goldblum goes cooking Shout him out. Nah. Still the option. Nah. He is a smooth dude though. That's a level of smooth you can only hope to aspire to get at 72 years old. But he's been that way for a long time. Yeah, he was flowing.

He's always been that way. Slavin' Devin Air. I want to answer Mark's question. That was a good question. For me it would be gaming and anime. That's so far outside my realm. I know nothing about it. It looks cool.

It's intimidating to me. Now you know what you know about gaming. I mean I've been in video games. I've been characters in video games. But I mean like. What was video games, I've been characters in video games, but I mean like... You know that market over there. What you was in? Like Grand Theft...

Def Jam's... a couple of them, but Def Jam was one, and then another one I can't find. She trying to steal your thunder, bro. Yeah, you're on my body. That was crazy. That was crazy. But yeah, that would be what I would do. How about you, Flip? Probably dancing. That's what I would do. How about you, Flip?

Probably dancing. Twinkle toes. I can see that. Any particular genre or style? Ballet. Yeah, the waltz. The waltz. He like that old school shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's true. You never thought about dancing with the stars? Nah. No. No. Would you do it? I would. Really?

Mm-hmm. Like the wrestling shit? Oh, see. What about the wrestling shit? Oh, wrestling's good. I don't understand the comparison. Saying wrestling was something you said you wanted to do early on,

and then because of fear you quit and was scared to put the work in. Did you listen to your white counterpart? Did he tell you that? No. Because that's what you like to do, you like to listen to the white man. So that's not what it was. You know that's not what it was. I allowed you, no I didn't allow, I was comfortable with the narrative being put out. That's not what it was.

He had an idea. Oh I didn't ask for you to clear it up. Oh yeah, alright. I cleared them on Twitter when they started talking. Look, so she said if they brought the masked dancer back, what character would you be? I'll clear them on Twitter when they start to talk. So she said if they brought the masked dancer back, what character would you be? Barney. Buffer did.

I'll be Barney. Listen, it's okay. Just to continue to take risks. He threw that right away too. Just to continue to take risks. He thought about that. He thought about that. He thought about that. I'm gonna go back to comedy.

That's funny. It's comedy for me. That's a good one. On stage? On stage. Stand up. Stand up, traveling the world, back to touring. Chittlin' circuit. I can, that's,

Comedy. I'd be able to say all the things that I wanna say on here, but I don't, because they would attribute it to me. Every time you think about it. It's a big risk though, because you don't pay the audience to laugh. You know what I'm saying? Like it's scary when you go there. Have you ever done like a stand-up set? No. He thought about it. It's I've never done a stand-up set, but I've like just warmed up crowds, you know, because I've hosted comedy shows. That shit, the moment you tell a joke that nobody laughs at that shit crumbles. Yes, I can't push in the chest. Okay, but hold up now

When I say comedy I don't necessarily want to be good every night Interested can't be I would love I would love to stand there in a tank and go out there and bomb and have to Bomb and work through a bomb to improve and build character. I want to see how it makes me feel. I would want to stand in a tank. I don't just want to be Mr. Perfect in whatever this new shit is. That's it.

That's all Joe Zines. You almost don't do it as Joe Butt and do it as like pre, yeah. So he talked about it for so many years. I just want you to just go to one of them little local comedy joints and just. Why, yeah, why do you, I was just about to ask that. Why every time you think about it, you stop?

Like even with that or DJing, you know, getting on DJ in front of a crowd, like why do you stop? Why don't you do it? Plenty of times you talked about doing these things and you haven't done it. You'd be a great DJ. You'd be a great DJ.

Yeah, we say that all the time. I don't know. But sometimes. Oh, shit. No, no, no, that's not a no. You think sometimes the music you hear in your head, that they not responding to, same thing with comedy. You gotta be able to get through that when you throwing some shit on that.

You think you jamming, and they like, nah, this ain't it. Yeah? Yeah. So it don't necessarily mean, because you can play music well, don't mean you can DJ well and MC a part. I think you're comfortable. You gotta be a risk taker.

You think you're too old to take risks? No, I just think in answering Marz's question, that's something that I would wanna do if like if I was calling the shots, not living by a certain script, but to answer your question why I don't do it right now. I'm a bitch. Bitch.

Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. I'm sorry. I don't have time to stop what I'm on right now. Go follow my heart. It's money or passion. I'm not at the point in life where I'm living for me. I got to experiment and do this over here. If I was living for me, let's go have at it.

SOBs, we back. But what's your answer? What's your answer, Ash? Ash, what would you? Anything public speaking related. Wait, what? You tried that already, though. That's what this is not really about.

Wait, don't you already do that, though? No. I don't do that much. You're so dumb, man. Well, how are we going to find out? Why y'all can't let him share and be vulnerable before y'all come in? No, just for-

I know what he's saying. He's saying like a motivational speaker, like a public speaker, like a- Like standing up. In front of large crowds. Public speaker in his heart. But isn't that why you went to the DR? That's hate.

That is hate. It's not hate, it's clarity. That's not what any man does to the DR. He can say whatever he wants to say. Okay, listen. Listen. Hey! Viva la loca!

We made you hate on this cover story. Just so y'all know, this is not a the DR broadcast. Yeah, it's not the DR. It's wait. Just so you all know. Viva La Loca! Wait, wait, wait. We need you to hang on this cover story. Just so you all know, this is not a The DR broadcast. Yeah, it's not The DR. It's DR. Just DR. Here is DR. Okay, I'm sorry. Not The DR.

The Dominican? Yeah, yeah, please. DR, but yeah, I mean like, that's what I thought that was. It was like a whole convention conference that you were speaking at. I don't like that you stuck on con that long. No. What you trying to handle?

No, I'm being serious. It should be a public speaker, don't do that. That's what I'm saying, I feel like it's already in his wheelhouse. He's good at speaking and motivating people. I feel like we were talking about things that were so far removed from who you are. My nigga, I don't know what to tell you, I answered it.

Like, I don't know what to tell you. I said poems, you know, I actually think mine would be something physical, actually, because poems ain't that far. I'm too late, I've already started thinking of what a Mark Lamont Hill poem book would sound like. No, listen to it, sorry, Mark. That's gonna happen.

So, you know, the pyramid and the scheme. Yeah. But I didn't scheme when I built the pyramid. Yeah, no, he about to get off. But I see you in the eyes of the people. Come on, boy, you're about to die. Poem, boy, go ahead, Martin. I think you'll do it. I actually think I'd want to fight.

That's what I think I would want to do. Is there any way that I could, that I can help you guys? MMA. See, why don't you say, wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait. 3000, give my 3000. Chill out, chill out. Nigga, why do you say that to niggas and you don't help yourself?

Nigga, in order to help us, you get out there and go fuck it, no, fuck the money. So, you get out there and go fuck it. What? Don't teach me, boy. Don't play with me, nigga. Get out there and do something, nigga. I am.

Throw a party at DJ. Nah, not yet. You took all that shit all the time. Not my time yet. I had my laptop with me, I got shook. Nigga, do it. Motivate. You took all that shit, but you don't do it. Nigga, lead by example.

We want to see, show me. That's what you can show me. One day, one day maybe. We always, that's what our parents used to say. One day, yo. And I want to put out a dog food. Fire. You want to put out a dog food?

That's fire. Now you're not talking about dope, right? You gotta say more about that. You're not talking about, you're not talking about, you're not talking about going back to the streets. Dog food. Alpo, right. Yeah,'re not talking about dope, right? You gotta say more about that. You're not talking about, you're not talking about going back to the streets. Dog food. Alpo, right.

Yeah, you're talking about that. That's fire, what you're saying. You'll body it. It'll be a healthy dog. It's not scary dog. What do you mean making a dog food? I'm sorry, I don't understand. Dog food, dogs dog so much.

I can't, I can't explain here because. Okay. IP. But it's not just dog food like I envision an entire Line line of animal animal products are said too much. Okay, that's fine That's fine. Okay Is that really is that is that really something you just if I'm answering Mark's question to the best of my ability yet got it That's that's casual. Uh

No, I'm not I didn't interpret the question to have to be about fear Just far out your wheelhouse, I mean there's something scary about that, but I think of it as a little something It's a little scary but it don't gotta be. Why would it be scary? I mean if you have the platform and promoter and stuff like I mean unless yeah I don't know why that would be yeah I get what Corey's saying, but you have the audience you have the platform people are animal lovers. Like comedy I get the scar people are animal lovers. Like comedy, I get the scariness of it. Yeah, that's fearful. Speaking, I get the scariness of it.

The anime, I think for you, is just because it's a different genre of stuff, and you're working for a living full-time. Nigga, what you gotta do is go talk to one of them little Japanese niggas, she'll get it. Melissa Farr. Them girls cooking over there. Naruto!

One piece! She be like, oh, what's that? She'll get it. Oh, yeah, just a a stupid. All right. Oh, salute. There you go. Salute. There we go.

Yeah, I'm working on that. Do you guys care about Rihanna being pregnant? Congratulations. Congratulations. I knew y'all would say that, so do you guys care about A$AP Rocky saying that he wears Rihanna clothes? No.

We kind of knew that. That's fine. I'm surprised. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. They're wearing her brand or her clothes? No, they're going to her closet and wear some of the articles in her closet. Whoa, I don't think it said skirts.

No, I saw a picture of him in a skirt. I don't know if it was hers, but you know. Was it a kilter or a skirt? It was a kilter. I saw some skirts before. Well, I don't know if he wears her skirts, but. I don't see nothing wrong. I mean, it depends what the item of clothing is.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean. He's proven himself to be super androgynous, so no, nobody, it's whatever. My thing is whatever works for you. I wear my wife's t-shirts, hoodies. That's because we wear the same t-shirts. Exactly. Her's a little baggy on me, you know, but.

And her jeans, probably. Nah, I like mine a little tighter, a little thinner, but. For real? Are you joking? Which part? You wearing your wife's t-shirts and hoodies. We both wear mediums. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I like mine a little tighter, a little thinner. For real? Are you joking? Which part? About wearing your wife's T-shirts and hoodies. We both wear mediums. If my wife wasn't half my size, I might steal a hoodie every now and again. Slow down, you guys. But because of you assholes, I have moved to larger sometimes.

In fact, she was looking at my closet last night and I was like, baby, you can have the mediums over there. The problem is I can wear medium, but I can't like that. In fact, she was looking at my closet last night and I was like, baby, you can have the mediums over there. Because once I, the problem is I could wear medium, but I can't wash it. Right? So I end up buying a lot of hoodies that I wear. But the problem with the large is it's a little too big. You wash your hoodies? I wash my hoodies?

Yeah. As opposed to what? The cleaners? Cleaners. Oh, I mean, I get them laundered, but I'm saying like, when they come back, they come back tight. Oh. Yeah.

But. Good cleaners. I need one. You know one cuz I only ones you did you want issues supposed to be recommended stuff to me I need you I need you Shut the fuck up, yo. What the hell is wrong with you? I'm not recommending him. Fuck Mark. Stop saying that, dude. Please, man. Anyway, anyway.

Yeah, yeah, forget it. So congratulations to Rihanna. Yeah, congrats to Rihanna. What do you say to that? She looks great. She looks amazing. She looks great. She bodied that shit, too.

Oh shit, we didn't talk about the picture of her and Ciara. That was fire, too. I'm glad they did that. Aw. That was fire. Because they'm glad they did that. Aw. That was fire. Cause they used to have the beef. Twitter. You know, the famous tweet,

one of the most famous tweets of all time. She slaughtered her. Smoked her good luck. Ciara beefed with a couple people, huh? Those stages of what you speak. No, she beefed with a couple people, didn't she? Rihanna? No, Ciara.

Ciara? I don't know who else Ciara beefed with. I know Rihanna got Tiana, Rihanna had a couple online beefs. She bodied a couple people on their Twitter when it was new Yeah, yo 2000s was so stupid. They was really riding witness. Yeah, real name is Carl Yeah, they try to be there was bugging out and that shit spread before that's what was crazy

Dangerous, you know like that she had The internet is dangerous, yo. Like that she had... We're not going to regurgitate that. She's such a sweet person. She is. She is one of the sweetest people I've ever met. We can't regurgitate that, but we can regurgitate all the slave dandies. Well, I mean, because it was a theme, you know. That's way worse than Carl.

No, it's not. We're not going to regurgitate the ugly shit that they were saying about her. That was fucked up. And it's not true. Obviously. And it's not true. Definitely not true. Oh my lord. They said you were Rasheed Wallace, so I mean.

What? Which is better than Carl. They said you was Rasheed Wallace? We'll take that over what they were saying about old girl. That's true. That's true. In the culture. You wasn't outside, it's cool.

I know who Rashid Wallace is. Oh, okay. I would never mix up these two, him and Rashid Wallace, ever. That's why I'm curious, I'm confused. Okay, many years ago. I've been trying to protect y'all from yourself. What was it that? You mentioned Rashid Wallace,

you want to talk basketball players and Paul Pierce? Oh, we can do that. All right, Paul Pierce has a, yeah, I'm trying to get out of that. Paul Pierce has a clip floating around. I sent it to Parks, you got it? I do. Okay, where he's speaking on marriage.

And I'm about to get everybody's thoughts on it. My favorite topic. You know what I'm saying, like, cause I feel like every relationship shouldn't be based off of sex, but every relationship is based off of that. I don't think so. 100%, you can't tell me nothing different.

This is what I feel, and that's why I'll never be in another relationship, cause it's always based off of that. So you're not gonna be in another relationship? Hell no, for what? Cause it's gonna be based off of that. So you're not going to be in another relationship? Hell no, for what? Because it's going to be based off of sex. Once that wears down, you're going to go find somebody else that's better. Wear down. Yeah, but it ain't going to be based off of... Listen to the thing, and listen carefully. I'm listening.

Listen carefully. I'm listening. Relationships. She was on the poker jacket. Let me say what marriage is and who's marriage for. Marriage is for old people and poor people. Okay, so let's get into that, why? Because when you broke our parents,

like my moms and all them, they married on the merit of like, okay, we're gonna put our incomes together, have all these kids, and then when our kids, we're gonna have five, 10 kids back in the 60s, all them, they're gonna have five, 10 kids so they can work and bring income. Yeah. So, you poor. So you married for that.

And now when you get old, somebody that had to be by your side to take care of you. Right now, my mom got married, my mom never been married in my lifetime. She got married when she was 70. Wow. It was perfect. She had somebody by her side the whole way through.

So do you believe that? Oh shit, I'm just doing it worse than I thought. Outside of that, it's no advantage to a man. Why is marriage an advantage? What advantage, what does it do for a man when things go south? Like we gonna have to give up half our this Paid child support pay, but we'll do the

He's almost we could stop it I don't know that shit. I want to hear more Drunk Paul Pierce is one of my favorite people to listen to not saying he was drunk here, but he's not you know, he Yeah, I want to let the audience know and I'm tossing the ball to y'all. I want to let y'all know Paul Pierce is on the list for me of people that I don't listen to one word that they have to say unless he's talking about basketball. If he's not talking bad, I want to hear him and Kevin Garner. I want to hear that basketball shit. He's one of the greats. Can't take that away from him. Anything outside of that scope, he's on the list for me.

He sounds like he's speaking through trauma. That's what he sounds like he's speaking. First of all, let's go through the statistics about men. First of all, married men are healthier than their single counterparts. That's just a fact. I've definitely heard that. Okay, and there's a reason for that

because wives take care of them. Whenever you guys. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Your wives and significant others do a lot for you. You know, they do a lot of the emotional labor. They do a lot. Just hold on.

Don't. They do a lot of stuff. But they also make sure that you go to the doctor when shit is fucked up because they need you. So married men are taken care of by their wives. So they are healthier than their single counterparts. That's number one. Number two, in terms of marriage being for fucking poor people, the majority of CEOs

of Fortune 500 companies, almost every single president, millionaires, multimillionaires, billionaires, 95% of them are married. Why? Because that indicates stability amongst a whole host of other fucking things. So there you've got that fucking wrong. Taxes. To your point, yes, taxes.

It's mutually beneficial to be married rather than being a single person. I can speak to that. And then furthermore, your reality is fucking skewed. You've never been married, you've been living in a bubble, your reality is completely, is not the norm. So if you're associating marriage with just sex that the desire dries out and then the woman

is just gonna take you for half your worth and sue you for child support, well you are, you sound mad bitter, actually. Like, that's a really, really skewed way of looking at love and companionship. That's fucking wild to me. Yeah, so I will defer to the gentleman in the room to make your points.

I'll defer to the married people in the room. Yes, absolutely. I mean, I do agree with Mel. Stability is important, taxes. Understanding somebody that. Why do you keep saying that? Because you got married young. You didn't have money when you got married.

Ah, that's not true. You had money when you got married? I did. I had a team over there. So I did get married, but I spent it on some music. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Hey, look who woke up!

Look who woke up! Look who woke up! Laugh at my expense, keep going! Look who woke up, guys! Fuck out of here, nigga. I didn't know you had a sidekick deal. I did. Look at the man, look, look, look.

Look at that nigga's man, look. Look at the hate. I had a team-Mobile deal. Who hatin'? You, nigga, I'm hatin'. You did need to protect the T-Mobile. He said he made 70 grand from his T-Mobile deal. You need to protect the funds from the T-Mobile deal.

Okay. Your wife's been lookin' at you like the lick. I wasn't married yet, but at 20 years old, bro. 70,000 dollars? At 20, when I was 20, it was a lot. I did bullshit with it, but it was a lot for me. Yeah. It was short-lived.

I bought two watches like an idiot. In a Gucci car. In a Gucci cap. In a Gucci cap. No, no, no. That was before. Thank God you're not on the reparations list. Oh, damn, right?

I fuck up. Don't worry, it's skipping your house. You talking about my family? No, I'm talking about y'all not on the reparations list. Cause why we can't... Cause we can't rent it. Cause we can't rent it. Cause we can't rent it.

You put me on the list. I'm sorry. I'm not on the list. Look, it's a finite amount of money. Hey, for sure, we gotta bust that down. I got to. Honestly, if you found out your man was on the list, but he was gonna split this money Was he if he was Caribbean descent would you really report it? Yes? We got to split this money

You take your money from people Are you crazy? No Maybe you Jamaican No, no, no. Me and you Jamaican. But that's only half. No, we got another one. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. We got him. No, no. Me and Jamaican. That was me, Joey. King Koon and Tuff. I don't care what side. I'm on the side of the money.

King Koon and Tuff. I don't care what side. King Koon and Tuff. King Koon and Tuff. That was funny. Oh, man. Please stop, Freeze. I don't care what side.

King Koon and Tuff. King Koon and Tuff. King Koon and Tuff. King Koon and Tuff. King Koon and Tuff. King Koon and Tuff. King Koon and Tuff. King Koon. That was funny. Oh. Oh man. Please stop, please. Okay, are you finished with your points?

Because we're moving around the room. Oh yeah, yeah, man. Yes, I'm finished with my points. I'm just saying like marriage. Taxes. Taxes. But not only taxes though, but I do agree with Mel.

Like your wife takes on a lot of responsibilities. Like it makes you more comfortable as a man for you to go outside and get to and provide, but she's doing a lot of the inner stuff in the home that you don't realize it's a lot and it'll be a strain on you if she wasn't around. And also discipline. Yeah, discipline. And also discipline, yeah. Like I have-

Build, it take you a lot of shit that you may tend to forget. Focus. Yes. You know, removing like, you Removing all the distractions of the streets so you can focus and become a better version of yourself. Or you can be outside and be a hoe. Girl, you go cook me some curry chicken. You can be outside and be a hoe.

When I go outside and put some dung inside. Have no fucking dick discipline and shit. Go ahead. I mean, if that's the life you aspire to live. I mean, hey, whatever. Float your fucking boat. Nigga, you watch your fucking mouth. Marriage does take a different type of discipline. That's why I'm deferring to the married people I want to hear from y'all what the discipline it takes to look at somebody in the face

like every day You ever just see the shape I don't even face that either. It looks a little different, right? Every day it faces like shapeshift. Like, bitch, look at your face. Gotta stare at you until one of us die. Mark. It's a beautiful thing though.

This is what I say, Paul Pierce said a couple things though. First he said like, take marriage off the table. He said relationships are about sex. I just think that's not true. Sex is a big part of relationships, romantic relationships. It ain't the only thing. He's speaking through his arrested development. And that's what I'm saying, like, there's plenty of people,

even, I even know niggas that cheat, that have a great healthy sort of friendship with their partner and sex is somewhere else. So I'm saying like, sex ain't always the thing that keeps you in a relationship. You know what I mean? There's lots of things that keep you in relationships other than sex.

Yeah, like you could actually like the person. Yeah, like. You can work around with them. These niggas don't like women. These niggas don't like women, not these niggas in the room, but these nigg with them. These niggas don't like women. These niggas don't like women. Not these niggas in the room, but these niggas that we talking about, they don't like women. They just want to sleep with them.

But in terms of liking them and seeing value in them, they don't do that. That sounds like what you're talking about. Yeah. That is what it sounds like. That's how he sounds, man. That's how he sounds. That's how he sounds.

I mean, I just don't think. I mean, my wife, I just be. Yo, what the fuck? What? Don't get me. I want male side. I agree. Watch your step buddy, too.

You're encroaching on my territory. Whoa, wait. Hold on. Don't even try it. Keep going, Bart. No, no, no, no. Keep going. To be clear, nigga.

We were talking about the- Not hour three, that boy. No, no, not male. We were talking about the male side. Don't even try it. Keep going, Bart. Keep going. No, no, no, no. To be clear, nigga. We were talking about the- It's not hour three yet, boy. No, no, not male. We're talking about the discourse of feminism.

I just want you to clean it up, my nigga. Thank you. We're gonna get back to that motherfucking shit. Yeah, all right. We got to have it, boy. I was telling, Joe was playfully using the language of feminism when I was saying that's my tenet. No, no, we know, but now that you said that,

I gotta make it clear. Now that you said that, we gotta make it extra clear. I'm trying to hold you down. Look out that was now No, but so I disagree with that point, um, there is an interesting thing He said that I think we have to be sort of critical of honest about Marriage historically has been about money and it had marriage was really a contract. It was about ownership. It was a business arrangement, right. And men were giving their daughters to other men,

and that's why we gave dowries and land and all this. I mean, it was a business arrangement. So I don't want to pretend that that history doesn't exist, but I think there's lots of reasons to get married other than security or safety or money. I'm not saying people don't, there's good reasons to get married, having somebody with you,

having a better financial situation. You're stronger financially if there there's two y'all making an income all that is true But there's really good reasons to be married and I didn't know this until I was even being with my wife before we were married Living with her before we were married. I still find greater value in the marriage You know, I mean like I actually enjoy being married and if your wife if your partner is your best friend if it's somebody you Really fuck with Married and that shit is a whole other level of joy when you get to be home with them. But don't mean they don't get on your nerves,

don't mean, all the other shit is true. But like, I wouldn't trade it for anything. And I think a lot of married men I know wouldn't trade it for, I don't say most, but a lot of married men I know wouldn't trade it for anything. That's all I would say. Agreed. I think that, I think that,

we've kind of discussed all the reasons why marriage is good, but I also do think that there are people that maybe shouldn't get married. And maybe he's one of those people. Like, if you still want to run around and do shit, you probably shouldn't be married. But I think that when I meet people that make a lot of money and have been with someone for a really long time and aren't married for some principle reason,

I think that that's a little foolish because of the tax benefits, because of the security blanket of being married. There's a bunch of reasons to be married if you make a lot of money. Especially if you are committed to a single person. That being said, if you want to run around and fuck a bunch of people, you probably shouldn't be married.

Well, my thing, just about what you're saying, unless you have that arrangement. But wait, what I'm saying, to his point, he's saying, you know, you break up, she take half everything, you can protect yourself against that. That's true, too. saying, you know, you break up, she take half everything, you can protect yourself against that. That's true too. Yeah.

Like, you act like it's this or that. You could always structure your marriage however you see fit, get a prenup, whatever you need written in there, and now you're protected. So those things you sitting here complaining about won't happen to you. Exactly.

Oh yeah, get that little cheating clause out of there. Oh man. Infidelity claws. You crazy? Are you crazy, girl? Let me get this straight. Try to sneak it in there with a couple of things. If I fuck one little insy-winsy girl,

you get to take it off. But I don't think only- I'm joking right now, by the way. My girl be listening. I'm joking. Married people shouldn't be on people's wayin' in on this. Paul Pierce not even married. I mean, like, what do you Joe?

Right, Joe Ish, what do y'all think about this? I couldn't agree more with UML. Like, I, it's Paul Pierce talking, I'm not paying him no mind, but I can't wait to be married. I cannot wait to get married. Just for the structure of it, my girl just helps me to be palatable. She helps in my decision making.

We find the same shit funny. We enjoy the same music We can find the same shit. Funny, we enjoy the same music. We enjoy the same shows. Her skin is soft. If that changes, we'll reevaluate it. But I love, yeah, I love all that shit. I'm with that shit. I have a friend who, you know, was,

she met her husband and he was a playboy. But the sun rose and set on the crack of her ass, according to him, and they ended up getting married. He was a playboy, he was out in the streets, and he was doing very well for himself, you know, very well. Since they've been married, the structure and discipline and just everything involved in her support and love, he recently just sold his company for like

almost a hundred million fucking dollars. I don't necessarily know, I can't, I'm not a fortune teller, but with the way that he conducted himself and just had girlfriend after girlfriend after girlfriend after girlfriend, and then what he ended up with, having a structured relationship with somebody

who loved and cherished him and he felt the same way back and she raising their kids and stuff like that, I don't see him getting to that point without her. You know, and that's just saying, like, just when it is a good marriage, and it is a good partnership with people who like and love each other, that that is, that's the kind of thing

that it affords you to become, like the man that you can become. Yeah, growth, evolution. I wanna also add, by the way, in the last, however, let's call it two years, we have seen some amazing, prominent, rich, powerful, wealthy, single men get absolutely

destroyed by running around the streets doing whatever the fuck they wanted to. All right, good point. Absolutely, yeah. I agree with that. Is there anyone here that has an opposing opinion on this? On what? On what? On what he said?

On this point? Basically what we've been saying? On the Marist topic? I think I don't oppose what anybody's saying. I think Paul Pierce is just speaking from a skewed perspective based on his career and his experiences, though. So I don't necessarily think that if he was an accountant he would feel that way. You know the problem is he didn't get with

them Cape Verdeans. He was over there for a long time. He got with them. He might be the Prime Minister of Cape Verdeans. Fuck you talk about that. That was in Boston forever. There's some other shit in Boston he might have been around. If you was in Boston that don't mean you was with the Cape Verde. They came across a choice That might not be his bag Some of his views listen when that nigga was on ESPN or wherever he was playing poker. I was in Boston for two days What yeah y'all y'all y'all don't know if that's what makes us T-High.

They're killing one of these athlete dudes now because they caught him in Vegas on the party bus and they let like 20 white girls out. Two of them. It was uh Cam from the Saints. Cam Jordan and uh Tyler

It was Cam and somebody else. You know, Maddie, we're just in a funny place where you can't even let the white girls out of the party bus. Trey Murphy. Trey Murphy. Trey. Trey. Trey.

Trey. Trey Murphy was nice. Trey Murphy nice too. He wasn't better than Troy. Yes he is. He wasn't better than Troy Murphy. I'm telling you, Joe. Troy Murphy's the big white boy.

I know he is, nigga. He went to another game. Nah, Trey Murphy's real nice. Trey Murphy's real nice. But I just think that his view is just skewed based on his experiences. Like when them niggas been rich at a young age, they might think every girl in the world want their money. And then they looking at girls as sexual conquests or sexual toys, and so now you placing everything

on a sexual relationship. And if you look at women like in that light, I don't expect you to understand none of this marriage. Exactly. Or want to be married. Exactly. Because you can get that from anywhere, anytime, any place, without having to hear anybody's

If you're looking at them and the other side is, and the other side he said his mom's was never married. So I didn't even see it in my household. That was also what he was like. Because mom didn't get married till she was 70. So I never saw it coming up. It was huge in the back. And now I'm out here on my own.

I'm rich, like you said. That's the part that I thought was sick. No, that's not true. That's the part that I thought was sick. That's huge in our demo. Absolutely. That's really, really big. Niggas think it's normal to it.

Single motherhood is really, really big. And so we don't necessarily see the importance of marriages because we've never been around a marriage or just a fruitful man and woman relationship. Not all of us, not even marriage. Not all of us. Well that's why I'm saying it's sick. You don't know, why?

Because had he had a conversation with his mom and asked him and asked her, you know, what would you have preferred? Struggling as a single mom, raising us on our fucking own or would you have preferred to be in a loving marriage with a supportive partner who could raise us together? I think she would have gone with the latter.

That has nothing to do with what he saw as a boy growing up. I understand that. I've never had that conversation with my mother. Me neither. He's single parent kid, he's never had that conversation with his mother. But that's what I'm saying, what I'm saying is

it would behoove him to have had that conversation, to ask that question. If you 45 and 50 and 55, we talking about like adult, adult, real adult people now. I think that you're too old for the, hey, this is what I saw growing up, so these are my views. At some point, you have to come up with your own fucking views.

True, I'm not disagreeing with you. However, what I'm saying- So to say, but wait, let me finish. So to say that you pleased with your mom being alone or not finding the one that she deemed appropriate for marriage until 70 years old is sick. If you spoke to your mom. He didn't say he was pleased.

He's saying. That's not what he's saying. But what he's saying is she didn't get married to 70, which is why he's saying it's for old people. She got married to have somebody by her side to ride it out right out right so that's what he was saying he's like oh so for me marriage just means so he may not feel like I need nobody at this time. My comprehension is great do you think I'm under the guys of his mother I'm with Mel his mother may have wanted some company before she was 70

years old. Absolutely. I think companionship is a human being. And if you recognize that, then your mom not being married till 70 shouldn't reinforce your thinking of marriage is only for old people. It should say the opposite. That's what you're saying. It should say the exact opposite. And if your mom met a nigga that she felt appropriate for marriage and he was in the house a little more

or around you a little more, no telling how that would affect your thinking today. That's what we're saying. That's exactly what we're saying. We're saying that if he grew up with a man and a woman in a household and his mother had a man it would have affected his outlook on relationships. Let me finish. What we're surmising from it is different. So what no we're really not. Because if he had been, he had a man in his household, his whole outlook and his whole view on relationships could potentially be different.

He looks at it that way based on the environment he grew up in, an environment he was introduced to at 17, 18 years old, which is being an all-American athlete and all of the things that come along with that. Y'all are repeating everything I said. If you- I said it first. Then how do you get to, yes, marriage is only

for old people? It's all, I'm sorry. That's what I'm asking. Let me just say this and then you clear it up. It's almost like he stated it to say she waited until she was 70 with intention to wait, rather than that was a desire that he never knew she had, maybe the majority of her life, and it never happened for her.

And I mean, my views on this, I've had this talk with my mom. I've spoken to my mom about marriage, the lack of marriage, when you was married, how you felt about it, getting older without somebody, wanting somebody to be there. I've had these talks. I don't think that nobody is signing their mom up to fucking live life a certain way,

and then at 70, at your later years, meet somebody and then yada yada yada, and we gonna paint that as the fucking party city? That ain't party city. If you witnessed that, then why the fuck would you get on a platform talking like it's party city? I just don't understand that part. If y'all do, that's great.

I disagree with the nigga, so I think he's crazy. So I disagree with him too, but I understand why he may think like that. Can I ask y'all something? Why haven't or why wouldn't you have that conversation with your mom? I have my own. Do y'all got the kind of moms who don't have

that conversation? That my mom don't talk about stuff. Yeah, me and my mom talk about a lot of shit, but I don't need to have it. I mean, if you're able to, I'm not. No, no, I'm saying some parents, some women don't like to talk about their experiences. I mean in a sense of like my mom don't talk about bad experiences. She don't talk about her love life. I just see it. I don't even need the conversation. Sex is a rumor. Yeah. Personally, I don't need it. I saw it. I was there. I saw my mom's being with the wrong person and this is what she will say to this day.

Like my mom's not married now and my mother was married for 20 years to the wrong person, and this is what she will say to this day, like my mom's not married now. My mother was married for 20 years to the wrong person, and eventually got divorced. And she's like, now I value my peace over anything else. I would much rather be alone than go through what I went through before with the wrong person. So I get that.

That's true. But I watched the struggle going. I think that- So it's like, I see, I don't have to tell you shit. Even that right there. Even that right there, there's a struggle going on. So it's like, I see, I don't have to tell you shit. Even that right there. Even that right there. There's a value in that. So let's just say Ice hypothetically watched his mother be married to the wrong man for

20, 30 years. Ice could be dead set against marriage based on just viewing that. Everything in all of our environment shape how we see the world. That is true. That's a possibility for him. That is true. But to Joe's point, when you are an adult, adult, adult, 40, 45, 50, you now have the responsibility to challenge those long held beliefs and maybe go to therapy to kind of

like fix the way you're thinking. And the reason why I said something about him having a conversation with his mom is because I know something about this. It took me a long time to see my mom outside of just being my mother, you know, just like unconditionally love me, I'm your child, and that's how I saw the relationship. I never bothered to ask the woman any questions about who she was outside of me until it was almost too late. And that's something that I always encourage people to do, and it would behoove him to have that conversation with his mom because it might change his skewed view right now. Like, that's the point that I'm making.

Unless his mom was, Paul Pierce's mom was just happy all those 30, 40 years. You know what I mean? She could have been, Mr. Earl could have been coming by town laying pipe and can you put your, yeah. Yeah, like she could have had a great life experience and just decide, but part of that is because he's rich Yeah, wham like

She and frankly, she don't need a 70 year old man marriage right now 70 to be taken care of You know, you might need it now. You might need it now You might need it now because the money doesn't play as big of a part in your life When you start to get older, but when you 50 60 running around my son got 100 200 million dollars I might not need the things that, or the securities that a significant other brings. That's, yeah, his whole, to that point, his whole understanding is skewed by a whole bunch of stuff that's not replicable.

Like, nobody, very few people are gonna have his life and his opportunity and his access, and so I hope a bunch of men don't follow his method. And Paul Pierce might just be unmarryable. That's possible. Yeah. Like the same way we talk about women that are of a certain age that may have missed the boat

because there was too many options or they was playing around. Why won't apply for men? This nigga might have been unmarryable for the peak, the prime years of him where some of the women he wanted didn't want him because he was on fuck shit. Some of that fuck shit you can still hear. And his verbiage. And the good women are out of here. So now you just left with,

like Mel said, the fucking, what did you call it earlier? The feast, whatever you call it, some nasty shit out there in the single streets. The dumpster fire. And if you there, then yes, these are your views, but tell us, yo, these are my views because I'm stuck out here in a dumpster fire. Yeah, the dumpster fire. And if you're there, then yes, these are your views. But tell us, yo, these are my views, because I'm stuck out here in a dumpster fire, and I didn't find nobody that saw the value in me, and I refused to do the work,

so somebody would find the value in me. Say that, that could be true. Very much so. Word. I mean, it's understood that there is going to be a certain, there's a certain- Why? I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm not disagreeing with any of that.

I believe all of that to be true. And again, I'm just basing it on the environment that this guy grew up in. Nigga, I'm rich. I'm living in Boston, I'm the man in Boston. It's mad single bad chicks in Boston. I don't want to settle down with none of them because I'm selfish and I'm running around.

Rich niggas gotta stop doing that. That shit is lonely, dark, sad. And guess when you realize that? Dangerous. Depressing, dangerous, risky road most nights. Most nights. I'm not talking about the night that you went to the club and Vanessa Del Rio was in there with her free cousin

and they both sucked your dick all night long. I'm not talking about the night that you went to the club and Vanessa Del Rio was in there with her free cousin and they both sucked your dick all night long. I'm not talking about the night that you went out and had the time, that's the timiest of times. No, I'm just saying, when I think about my single days. Four nights a week, five nights a week, you in the house by yourself and when you come home from the club, the club be cool and when you come home from the club

until that next, especially if you got some money, nigga, that next day, you just sitting in the house doing nothing, cause you're self-employed, until nine o'clock at night. You know when nine o'clock at night come, niggas start hitting your phone. Yo, what you doing? Yo, such and such poppin' on Wednesday,

da da da da da, and you repeat the cycle. Nigga, we used to be in greenhouse four or five nights a week. You just be repeating the cycle. I'm not saying that, I'm telling you that the environment. And in repeating of the cycle. I'm not saying that I'm telling you that the environment. And in, in, in, in repeating of the cycle, because it gets deep at some point, you niggas with money go home and you have everything you

want there and that high is gone. True. There is nothing that you could go out and buy that you didn't buy that you didn't purchase. So now that euphoric feeling gotta come from doing something nice for somebody else. That was what Will Smith said a couple of months, where he was like, yo, I bought everything I could buy.

True. So now he smoked that interview and I agree with everything that he said. So now you have to find out how to be happy internally. True. Yeah. And a lot of niggas don't even want to look inside. They can't look in the mirror, let alone look inside. You know how many times in my single days when I had a couple dollars to spare, you just

wanted to buy a fly pair of boots for a lady, but there was no lady because. You single thinking about, yo, you, you, you look, I would wanna do this for some. You see a banging ass location come across your thing. You know, I'm a travel dude. So you single, you see this dope ass location and you like, damn, I wonder who I could go there with.

I wonder somebody I could take there with. Not no jump off bitch that I'm just fucking, that I like and I want to spend time with. My nigga, when you go on vacations, I don't know about anybody else, when you go on vacations, it separates who you like from who you like. You in that room for six days, seven days, four days, whatever the fucking duration of time is, you sitting in that room and ain't no she got to go home. You don't have no time off from this girl you ain't going to work tomorrow y'all in this room for four days by yourself 24-7 y'all and if you don't like this bitch and you just looking at her like a piece of ass that shit is whack that she gonna wear off

quick ain't no sunset you don't care about no sunsetting with you should tie your bag get her dusty you know I'm saying you don't nut it as much as you could nut yeah and at some point, pardon me, at some point your brain and your eyes could fuck more than you can too. True and deep, thousand percent, thousand percent. But good luck to Paul Pierce, whatever works. Listen, I'm in my to each his own era in life.

I'm trying my best not to judge most of y'all out there. Whatever y'all want to do, totally fine with me. Everybody got to do what's best for them with their brief time on Earth. Whatever that is that makes you happy. Judging is fun. I love to judge. I like to be judged.

That's what another thing a wife is good for. Yes. Get all your judge shit off with them. We just judge. What? You know who I'm judging right now? Please. Larza Pippen.

No, no, I'm sorry. I'm not judging Larza Pippen. I'm judging the dude. I'm about to say you're late on this. Jeff Colby, no, I'm sorry. I'm not judging Larzapipin. I'm judging the dude. I'm about to say you late on this. Jeff Colby? Yes, I'm judging him. Why? You judging who?

The dude is marrying Larzapipin. Who? Jeff Colby. Who is that? That's her new boyfriend. Shocked to know, former basketball player. No. Who announced that they're getting married in November.

Okay, tell me more. Why you feel bad for Jeff Colby? You found the person you love. I have so... I could be wrong. When people demonstrate a certain pattern... Oh yeah, you're wrong. I might be. I'm open to this. I want you to tell me how I am. Larissa Pippen seems like somebody who's there for the moment. She seems like an opportunist and she seems like she's obsessed with young

basketball players. I don't see this lasting. And I feel like, and I don't get what draws a 30 year, what's he 30? He's 31. 31. 31, a 31 year old man today. Again, do what you want. If you wanna marry a 50 year old woman, that's fine.

It's not her age. It's the fact that she's got a pattern and a type, and she seems like an opportunist to me. And I could be wrong. Do you think opportunists don't get married? Yeah, they do. They do, I'm just saying, I'm judging them because I'm like, bro, you don't see the play.

You know what I mean, I watch her get married, I watch her do the reality shows, it's like she's making money off the marriages, off the relationships. And what makes you think that he doesn't see the play? Oh, that's what I was gonna say. He might see the play. School me, that's what I'm saying.

Some niggas see the play and just be all right with the shit. Some niggas know the play, see the play. That's what I was gonna say. He might see the play. Scoot me, scoot me. That's what I'm saying. Some niggas see the play and just be like, what the shit? Some niggas know the play, see the play, and fuck it. All right. I'm here for the ride too. Yeah. Okay. That's a good point.

And if he know that and he's signing up for that, then yeah, you're not a victim. You're a volunteer at that point. That's a great point. I always, I assume everybody's being earnest. So I always, how do you feel about Brittany Renner and Kevin Gates' marriage? Or alleged marriage? I haven't thought about it. I'm fascinated by it.

Think about it. I'm fascinated by it. I want to see if there are parallels for you. I think the difference, and again, I could be wrong. She's been on the internet. There's a pattern of behavior. But she seems to have interrupted her pattern and made like a very, a very like stark,

like look, I'm changing my life. I'm willing to be somebody else. Dark Lamont Hill. Again, I could be wrong. I'm just saying I'm a sucker. I'm starting by saying, I believe people be earnest. And, and, and, and she may, I'm not saying, I'm not calling your name, saying that that's not true. I'm saying that most times when these women get married, they've shown that to

the person that they're marrying, not to say that it's true or not. Like whatever Britney showed Kevin Gates, as far as I'm turning my life around, I'm willing to adopt this new, yada, yada, yada, yada. I don't know what Larsa Pickens is kicking in this guy's ear. She might be saying, I'm gonna turn my life over to God now. And I'm not saying this about Britney Renner, because I don't know this to be true about her,

but sometimes also women look at that clock. Like, she's, again, I'm not saying she's older or anything, but they also, women look at that clock. Again, I'm not saying she's older or anything, but they start to realize, yo, what I was doing, being the it girl, that time might have passed me a little bit. It's a whole new crop out there that's running around it. So it's almost settled down time. Let me find something that's a little bit more stable now.

I can't run the life that I used to have, or I get to that point, like Joe was just talking about, where I am quote unquote unmarried, because I bullshitted all this time. But now nobody wanna take me serious. You've convinced me. Yeah. You convinced me to not be so skeptical.

That's fair. Yeah, and there's plenty of women that, there's plenty of women that find their identity in whatever their role is in their partner's life also. So right, like who am I to say that Britney is on bullshit? She met somebody, this is his belief system and his religion and yada yada yada. She rocking with that. Niggas can't come and say, listen, for weeks now,

I've been wanting to come and talk about all the, I can't talk about it, but the new women that are turning faith and covering up and just, it's a lot of being converted. Oh, I didn't know that. It is. Oh, it's a wave. It's a wave happening currently.

What do you do, the wave this? But who am I to- Converted to Islam? Yes. Dope. Women that live their life. Who am I to come say, there's nothing I can say. I think that's all.

There's nothing you can say. At some point you look at yourself in the mirror every day, Mark, and you wanna change. You wanna change it. Whether it's converting or just following God, you want to change your life. Some of them just look at it like, yo, what I've been doing ain't working.

It ain't, like, if you keep doing the same thing over and over and you get the same results, she's like, yo, it's not working for the long term for what they want. No, it may not work internally, but it may work, I mean, instant gratification is a thing. Yeah, until it stops. Until it stops.

Until you get 77 pocketbooks, until you have every car that you could drive, until you've been to every restaurant, until you have all of these material items, and none of that shit's when you go home at night and lay down on that pillow, makes you happy. You still feel empty inside, so now I gotta look for something different.

And I agree with you on that, because there's a lot of people. Guess who make you feel better? The post office nigga that you shitted on for the last 30 years. I agree with you. There's some people that I know personally... But Larson got her a baller.

He ain't that... Go look at his career. His network might be how it is. Probably is. I mean, especially with... Yeah. Is he a current player? Former. Former. Played overseas and shit like that. Yeah, no, he ain't no Scottie Pippen or Michael Jordan once removed. But I think for me, part of it might just

be my reality show meter. You know what I mean? When I'm around her, I just read her. I read everything as a setup for something else. But what they were saying when you walked out was like, there's also the possibility that he's in on it, that he's not a sucker, that he's going with the play too.

Like maybe he knows exactly what he's walking into and he's okay with it. And if that's the case, go for it. It could be. Chill, chill, miss. It could be. You can't do that. it. And if that's the case, go for it. Come on, chill, chill, man. It could be. You can't do that. You can't do that to Larsen, man.

Larsen rubbed me the wrong way, man. Oh yeah, me too. Damn, that's hard. But as a man. She might be rubbing him the right way. As a man, she probably is. Every day on the internet, as a man, you have to find the restraint to not do that right yeah like do what

too many of us know too many women what's that for you what Mark just did with Larsa like I'm saying on the internet you're gonna see you're gonna see the lady that you knew for the last 25 20 15 10 years and you know her car facts just based off how she's been moving out there and then one day she gonna bump into a nigga and they're gonna profess they love and be married you have to fight the urge to say damn nigga like you marrying that this bitch been in the street and fucked him that's true you can't like we can't you know why you know why niggas don't

though because and then you don't care Well not just that, but we've seen what happens when that goes its separate ways and she's right back to what she was doing. It's two things. I'm just saying, it's almost like, you still that. Yeah, you can't do that. It's like you just put on pause for a minute. Like if you see a slide, fell in love or getting married or, yeah you gotta just kinda wish them the best. Can't rain on anybody's parade. If she married a dude from the post office,

to use Isha's example, like I would probably be more inclined to be like, oh, okay, she's settling. I mean, she might have a physical type, though. That's true. Her physical type could be tall, athletic, good. I think it's always fine empathy when she's dating the nigga from the post office. Because it seems more genuine.

But to who? To the masses, the post office. Because it seems more genuine. But to who? To the masses, the people that are judging. And the message for anybody out there is not to live your life based on what the masses think about it. True. I mean, that's fair. Especially when it come to your love, who fills you up,

who make you feel good, who's sucking sucking your dick who's rubbing you down? Massaging the CCB D oil all that good shit. Yeah, I'm on your business. I'll get fuck what you think Hey, like I used to say the niggas back in the day long long long long time ago Hey, hey nigga, if you had her and you see me with it nigga, you should be applauded You know what? I'm gonna do I'm having a slice you're still watching, I assume that you had a slice too. I miss that slice. If you still watching, you miss that slice. That's the part you miss.

If you're still watching, you miss that slice. So don't come telling me, oh, yo, she used to be in the half these. Yo, she used to be behind the dumpster with rah rah. Guess what? I cleaned all that up. Hey, I hosed it down. I put that thing right in the dog bath. Little Purell.

Come on now, Lysol. Got the dog. I'm trying to heal my strong. Got the dog. Stop bringing it up. Hey, I said that thing to the hair salon, the nail salon, the refurbished pussy salon, and every other salon I could find, cat daddy. That is a rescue dog now.

Don't even look. Whatever you had, it should be a little different. Different hairstyles. You don't even know that dog. Different Febreze. And rescue dogs be loyal too. Come on now. They hated where they was at. They hated that last home. Come on now. That's nasty. That's nasty. I don't care. That's nasty. I don't care nigga. Don't say rescue dog nigga but yeah. Well you know what I'm saying. I'm not a rescue dog. Clean it up. I don't care, nigga. Don't say rescue dog, nigga, but yeah. Well, you know what I'm saying. I'm not a rescue dog. Clean it up.

Clean it up. I'm just trying to help you. Rescue bitches. Yeah. We know that. They usually meet niggas like you clean them up and then they end up. I clean them up, nigga. Yeah.

Do they end up going back to the other nigga? Oh, I don't know. I don't keep tabs when I'm done. Oh, you don't care about that? I don't care what you do when I'm done. Done is done. And you asked me about a life I don't even remember, man. I've been my girl six years.

I'm only looking forward. I'm only looking forward. I'm only looking forward. I'm only looking forward. I'm't care what you do when I'm done. Done is done. And you asked me about a life I don't even remember, man. I've been my girl six years. I'm only looking forward. I'm only looking forward. I don't even remember these times that we speak about. These are the times we all wish for. I don't remember.

I'm sorry. That's what I respect about you. Holy man. That's what I respect about this room. Don't forget how you're out here. I don't know if I could do this pod with a bunch of single niggas. Seriously.

Come on man, we not doing this. Yeah I know. You go for it. God damn it. All right, moving on. So which of our Newark residents is gonna tell us about this Newark airport shit? I was just looking at it.

It's freeze. I mean, we talked about it a little bit, but this shit is bad. No, it's expanded since we talked about it a little bit, but this shit is bad. No, it's expanded since we talked about it. Before, it was just like, oh, it's just fucked up over there. No, the New York Times wrote an article on it. That's it? It just went public?

That's all. No, not it just went public. When we spoke about it, it was construction, and that was it. Well, I didn't believe that. I said it wasn't construction. I said that wasn't construction. I said that from the rip. It wasn't construction.

Because the instruction is easily remedied. All right, be clear, there is construction. True. But that ain't the reason for this shit. That's my back. That might be what they telling y'all is the reason for this shit. My nigga, if you own one of the biggest or most important,

not biggest, but one of the most important airports in the country, international airports, in the country, or maybe in the nation, to ISIS point. My nigga, if construction is your issue, you have on the clock niggas working around a construction issue to remedy it. Right. Yeah, LAX has been under construction

for God knows how long, and it has not stopped their, you know, I was flying out, they told us, yo, it's only one lane open. Y'all are number 39. My plane was leaving at six, nigga, I left at almost nine o'clock. That's not construction. That's not construction. That's short staff. Yo,

y'all. And so a lot of the staffing issues they are saying, because they said that the FAA that regulates Newark is out of Philly. Didn't they just fire a whole bunch of, uh, didn't you go Trump cut everything? Oh, there you go. Yeah. Your cousin. So that's, that's what it clear. So they said it's a combination of things. I think nobody really has the balls to blame it on him. Yeah. That's what I really think. I think nobody has the balls to blame it

on their administration for fear of losing a job or being found out. And so now they blaming it on a multitude of things, construction, layoffs, et cetera, et cetera. If it's only one lane open in the airport, that's scary. Bro, I left on one day, they hit us with the one lane situation, back planes out. They're talking about one, excuse me, not one lane,

one runway. Yeah, runway. To accommodate all flights. Incoming and outgoing. One runway. Oh, I didn't know that. For an international, for Newark International Airport. I didn't know that. That's already crazy. That's insane. But what was interesting

to me is on the return, they told us we were delayed because of an issue at Newark, but they never said it was because of construction. They said it's windy. It's windy. It's wind conditions. So, so if it's, if it's, it seems like you're giving a bunch of different reasons to just say something or anything that is is implacable at the time. So two weeks ago, three weeks ago, I went to Virginia. That Monday I was coming home, they said it was the rain. So they postponed my flight. I flew out Tuesday morning.

I came straight to the pipeline, remember? Boom. This Sunday, when I was leaving, they said it was the wind, to Ice's point. They said it was windy in New Jersey. Okay. Right? I'm like, yo, my nigga, it's been windy since we was kids. Right.

What the fuck are we talking about? So is it the elements, is it construction? My flight was leaving Sunday, this Sunday. It was supposed to be at 620. The second I returned the car, got to the gate, they said 940. While I'm sitting there negotiating, they said, because I was trying to find another airline,

they said 1105. Yeah. I took my dumb ass downstairs, got me another rent a car, and drove home, all the way home. That flight did leave at 1105, and it got to, something after 11, it got here at like one o'clock. Which means the runways cleared up, it didn't get less windy.

The runway's cleared up, which allowed for more traffic to come through, and that's really what happened. And not only that, they're also diverting flights to other areas. Some people who are, they're saying leave out of LaGuardia now. Yeah, but some, exactly.

I encourage anybody listening, if you can avoid EWR Newark Airport till the end of June, mid-June is when they... They said, Corey, they said July. They said July. Yeah, they was saying July. The middle of July. Man, if you could have already jerseyed whenever

and just do it. Mark, watch that fuck out. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. That means fucking stories out here. Watch your fucking mouth. The trains don't work, you get shanked

in the fucking train station. Man, you be in the train station, you know. The fucking, the air... The air is shit. That's what it fucking, the air... The fucking train station. That's what it is. What time? Penn Station. No, you said you go all the time.

This nigga act like Philly is fucking guns and rainbows and roses. No, no, he act like he didn't just move right to New Jersey. Like enough, enough, you're down. No, he might have did that for love. I'm not like Philly ain't motherfucking sunshine and rainbows, nigga. It is much better in this hellhole. Yeah, right. It's the like Vili-8 motherfucking sunshine and rainbows, nigga. It is much better in this hellhole. Yeah, right. It's the armpit.

You know about it. You know about it. If you can avoid EWR into the end of June. Still got 80,000 of Halle houses in the field. Pardon me. Early July, I recommend you do so. I'm supposed to be flying out to Boston soon, and I'm going to do JFK or LaGuardia. LaGuardia's nice now.

LaGuardia's nice now. They cleaned up. They hosed it down. Yeah. LaGuardia, nice now. LaGuardia's nice now. They cleaned up. They hosed it down. LaGuardia, you can even shop in that motherfucking house. But LaGuardia and JFK are really nice. JFK always been good for me. I just don't like the distance for JFK.

Yeah, I can't. I don't like the one of them shits. I ain't trying to go all the way up the fucking hill. I'll go to Philly first. JFK before they redid it. I remember. That's true. That's true.

That's true. They just redid it first and then LaGuardia took ages for them to redo. Yeah. And then they did redo some of Newark. It's a shame that Newark is going through this. It's not a bad airport. That terminal A is amazing. A terminal is gorgeous. Well, neither one of them fucking airport is better than Newark.

Well, Newark, you got hours to shop because your plane ain't never going to leave. So you get a whole meal of shit. I got JFK as a much better airport than Newark. As a much better airport than Newark. It got better shops. By far. By far. Everything about JFK is better than Newark airport. I've There's a much better airport than Newark. It got better shops. By far, by far. Everything about JFK is better than Newark airport. I pulled out that shit one time.

It's just far. I don't know. I just don't like it. It's just far. I'm not going there. Like I said, I'll go to Newark first. Newark is the United hub. You can't even catch some of the fly flights from Newark.

Exactly. Jersey shit. You're like, shit, I'm not doing this tomorrow. United is the hub. Atlanta got like Delta, you know what I mean? Philly got America, y got America got United. Come on The government they don't put that on us no, I'm going to hit a problem with yeah I understand the problem like the city locations got connected shit. It's fine. It's a fine airport

I just find living in Jersey. Y'all like the armpit and he's had to pick up He's you had to pick up your story night it or he might be drawn. I'm dead to pick a hub, if you had to pick a hub and not say United. Well he might be throwing, I'm dead ass. No, I'm dead ass. I would take Delta if I had to pick a hub. You would definitely take Delta. You would probably take a couple more before you said United as your preferred hub. Why? That's y'all. Yeah, that's y'all.

But then again, I'm United all day. I'm United all day. I like United too. That's long brand for you. Yep, I'm shocked about him. Yeah, yeah, whatever that means. No, you don't want me. No, you sent me But you guys are that I shouldn't you to throw both of you on it I don't know what that means. Oh, we're gonna shit the Trumps fucking up for the country

Does anybody have any thoughts or insight on this movie tariff? foreign movie tariff What Donald Trump is gonna put a 100% tariff on all foreign movies because Hollywood is struggling. That's what he said. And we supposed to be making our own movies and we watching other people's movies and they bringing their movies into the country.

Nigga, this shit is like, what? Do we watch that many of other people's no it's not that if he's talking about filming he's talking about filming outside of the oh that's true I assume to me like like sinners was filmed in Canada right Australia excuse me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I only get to the end of the credit so I remember looking and being like oh shit that shit wasn't this stuff you know it because it's cheaper it's easier yeah I guess I mean you got a point I just don't at the end of the credits, I remember looking and being like, oh shit, that shit wasn't this stuff. Because it's cheaper, it's easier. I guess, I mean, you got a point.

I just don't know if that's the right solution. I tend to just, my default is to say that ain't the right answer, but I don't know. It's not the right solution. It's just- All you're going to do is make movie ticket prices go up. There's also just like certain, like, shit that you can't find in America.

I mean, America's vast and has a bunch of different- You want to shoot Game of Thrones in Watts. Right. What are you talking about, my nigga? What the fuck are you talking about? Any Mission Impossible. Yeah, any Mission Impossible. Anyone. All over the world. All of the bonds. Yo dog, this shit just goes back to the

whole factories and all that other shit. No, what he's trying to do is he's trying to punish Hollywood because it's primarily liberal and he has always been excluded from the cool kids punish Hollywood because it's primarily liberal and he has always been you know excluded from from the cool kids table. LA and New York. Yeah. Yeah. So that's that's it that's it he's just trying to punish the people that just don't fuck with him and have never you know invited him into the fold. I think he's just

waking up in the morning seeing some shit. I think he just keep trying to make distractions to go against from the real shit he's lacking, which is real policy. Crumbling. Yeah. We're going to make a diversion. We're going to throw something up in the air, make it blow up.

It's going to distract the people. And we're not really doing the work that needs to be done beneath the scenes. Well, did you? Back to the escape. Oh. All right, never mind. No, go ahead.

I'm talking shit. No, I was just saying, he also announced, and I want to know your thoughts on this, he's talking about getting rid of Section 8, and saying that they're going to put a cap for able-bodied adults to two years. Okay. Seriously?

Yeah. You're going to get rid of Section 8, at the same time, half of the country, not half of the country, but a large portion of the country are losing their employment? Yeah. How's that work? And we have record house prices.

How's that work for the economy that you're gonna rescue? Oh, he doesn't give a fuck about risk. I think it goes right back to what you said. He's just sending signals to his base to distract. Yeah, he's just talking. But this is the real killer. I think he just wanted to be paid for me.

No, but this is the real killer. A huge part of Donald Trump's base is Section 8ers yeah we keep looking at it like yo it's just a liberal outside states no a lot of Donald Trump's base in an inner America they poor white people yes but they're better on section 8 my nigga so when you drop section 8 what happens to them now Billy in the trailer, he fucked up. Like yo, dog, what are we talking about? It's gone backfire, my nigga. And they don't got jobs out here.

This nigga is crazy. What am I saying that's wrong? Can't do that. Hey, Flip. What the fuck you talking about? You sound good, you sound good, boy. What the? Yo.

Yo. Oh, look, please. No one here has a Thunderbolts review. I saw it and I hated it. And they kill it. You saw the movie? Yeah, I saw it. It's not Thunderbolts.

It's the New Avengers. Stop it, Alex. It's the new. I know they changed the billboards. That's what they doing. That's part of their marketing. But that's not the name of the movie now, right? The movie was all, it's all part of the marketing.

The movie was always Thunderbolts. If you ever looked at it, it had asterisks next to it. Spoiler alert part of the market and the movie was always Thunderbolts if you ever look at asterix next to it spoiler alert at the end of the movie they are announced as the new Avengers and the new title comes up and Couple day a day or so after the movies come out. They're up this ripping off Thunderbolts and now putting the new Avengers up there Really? Oh, that's disgusting Marvel must have a new owner We're Stanley Marvel must have a new owner. Where's Stan Lee? Rest in peace. He died.

Rest in peace. Where is Stan Lee when you need him? They're doing whatever the fuck they do. The movie. Thunderbolt and Not the New Avengers. I don't care how many people do it. I agree. But I'm not gonna get, I just did not like,

the way the trailer portrayed who the protagonist was in the movie, they didn't really show it. So it was kind of like, oh shit, this motherfucker's powerful as hell. He's this, he's this, he's this. Again, I don't follow the comics, I don't care. I am an MCU viewer, I just follow the movies.

There was a New Avengers in the comic books. No, I'm not saying nothing about that. I'm talking about the movie itself, though. It felt like a letdown. Like once you found out, okay, this is who these niggas is fighting, and this is how y'all beat this nigga? Are you serious?

So it wasn't well- Oh wait, so it's the, they're the good guys you're talking about the it's suicide squad But that's what I was gonna say looks like suicide squad, but that's what I squad was bad, but that's the antagonist. I Don't want to spoil it so it wasn't well, no rather than protagonist. It's the antagonist the evil. Oh, excuse me I said the whole tagging this is part of me part me part me Mel knows the words not me But the evil the evil. Mm-hmm. Yeah, excuse me, I said that wrong. Pro-tagging, pardon me, pardon me. Mel knows the words, not me. But yes, the evil. Yeah, it was, I was like, really? I'm cool, it didn't look like I'm so cool on Thunderbolts.

Because I know my mom and her friend group absolutely love our TV and movie recommendations on this podcast. I started, your and Neighbors. Oh, with Jon Hamm on Apple? On Apple. Love it. It's on my list to start. Absolutely love it. There's only five episodes available.

This drops episodically. I want to say on Fridays, what a great show. What's it called? I don't want to spoil it. Your Friends and Neighbors. It's Apple? What is it about? It's about my man that it. Your friends and neighbors. Your friends and neighbors. It's Apple? What is it about? It's about my man that go broke and...

Yeah, super, super rich. Yeah, I want to see his name. Oh, that's with someone... And then he starts robbing his neighbors and shit. Someone big is in there, right? Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm. I heard that.

I love him. Me too. I absolutely love him, but it's a great show. Mad Men. If you haven't seen it, please check it out on Apple TV. This is not an ad. It's just a really good show You were saying mark. I was going the whole different directions. I was

We didn't talk about Diddy This is the Diddy trial opened up this week. Well, just just jury selection right now No, but it's what I thought was interesting about the jury selection was how they're deciding how they're getting rid of people Did you did you see this so they should there they interviewed 150 people? people. They gave them all a questionnaire. It's the normal voir dire process. You know, they're trying to get through, you know, to see if you can be impartial, to see if you've had bad experiences, whether you've been experienced sexual assault, etc. But then they gave them a list of celebrities that they had to know or not know. And the list was interesting. They asked him if they knew Michael B. Jordan. They asked him if they knew who Kanye West was.

They asked him if they knew who Mike Myers was. They asked him if they knew who Kid Cudi was. I thought the list was interesting. One, it's a window into maybe whose name's gonna come up in trial. Yeah. Yeah. The Mike Myers thing was kind of a bit

of a red herring for me. I was like, I don't know that Mike Myers' name won to come up in trial? Yeah. Yeah. The Mike Myers thing was kind of a bit of a red herring for me. I was like, I don't know that Mike Myers name won't come up at trial. Like, we don't know. Right. I was just surprised. I wasn't expecting, you know, Wayne's world.

But like, well, Puff's fucking network is, we don't know who might pop up in this motherfucker. But I was also thinking, like, who would be in a jury pool that has never? Never heard of Kanye West. Yeah, I was saying, I don't know if I want a jury pool that doesn't know who Kanye West or Mike Myers is. I think that's a test though.

It's a tactic. It's a test too because in the jury selection process, you should be removed from the story. Right. Right, because if you watch the story on the news, like during the OJ trial, they told them don't turn the TVs on. Yeah.

Like you're not supposed to have any information already or have heard of anything. So if you, Kanye West comes across your algorithm, if Kid Cudi comes across your algorithm, then more than likely Sean Combs has come across your algorithm and you might have already been impartial. But I'm just saying like if you've never, if you're a juror and you've lived in America and never heard of Kanye and you've never heard of Mike Myers, you've never heard all these people, I'm like are you a normal person? Like I don't know if a normal person could go

at this stage in 2025 and not know any of these people. Adults. You think you could find 12 people that not know any of those names? That's what I'm saying. I don't think it's possible. I don't think it's possible. I get your point to be people being disconnected

from the story, but I think this one in cases like OJ where we're not even gonna pretend you're disconnected from the story, we just wanna pretend, we just want somebody who can be impartial despite knowing the story. Or Kid Cudi pretend, we just want somebody who can be impartial, despite knowing the story. Or Kid Cudi, like if you bring Kid, pardon me, Kid Cudi into the fold, you know the rumors are surrounding Puff and Kid Cudi.

Right. You get what I'm saying? So all of those things, you- Ain't even a rumor, because Cudi said that shit. I don't want to say it. We didn't say it. Nah, I feel you. Cudi said that shit.

I ain't indicting it, nigga. I'm just saying that you kind of want to try and attempt, like there's no grown up person that really don't know who Sean Combs is, but you want to attempt in your best efforts to have it be unbiased. Yeah, I think unbiased is the goal. I'd be skeptical of somebody. If somebody told me they didn't know who Michael B. Jordan, Kanye West, Mike Myers was, I think they were lying.

Was there anybody else on the list? Other than those four? There were a few. Dawn, they raised Dawn from Dirty Money and Gannity Cane, I was trying to think of. Who else was? I'm trying to pull up the list now. But those are the big ones. I have a question for you, Mark, when you finish.

Yeah, go ahead, bro. What do you say to someone that, the closer this trial comes, right, that actually starts to get nervous and feel bad for him, right? Do they express that publicly or do you feel like because they'll be judged, they have to internalize it? What do you say to that? Like, just feel bad and now I'm nervous, now it's looking like he's about to go forever

and my relationship with him was this, regardless of what the people see. Do you feel like this is- You talking about potential jurors or just people in general? Just a person in general. Like somebody who's connected to him, a friend of yours? Yeah, you're talking about like him.

Oh, got it. You're not me? No, not you, but people like him. Like him. I mean, one of the- People like you, nigga. What? But I wouldn't have no problem saying that.

Oh, I want him to answer, because you're not going to, you're not going to, I want him to answer it because you're not going to, I want him to answer it because I don't think you're going to answer the question honestly. Okay. I think you're going to. Pussy foot around. Yeah, because I, and you mastered that

and I understand why. Like I have to move like that, but I want to know when you express this. Do you mark as more empathy than me? No, I just feel like it's hard to, I feel like in the world that we live in today, it is hard to express that, you would get judged that we live in today, it is hard to express that you would get judged for expressing your concern for a person

who might have done bad, and like, damn, I just hope everything works out. How does a person move? I think they should be honest about that. Even if they get judged? I mean, that's the risk of telling the truth, right? Got it. I work with people, I do a lot of work with prisons.

I've been working with prisons for decades. Some of them did the crimes. I just think they got too much time. Some of them I don't believe, some of, I work with people, I do a lot of work with prisons. I've been working with prisons for decades. Some of them did the crimes. I just think they got too much time. Some of them I believe are innocent. Others I believe like you shouldn't get 30 years for doing X. You know what I mean? And it's tough to say when someone's been harmed,

you know, yeah, he did it, but he still shouldn't get life. You know, so when it comes to Diddy, I don't think anybody's defending what they saw on tape that we know Diddy did. I think the anybody's defending what they saw on tape that we know Diddy did. I think the question becomes for some people, the people you're talking about, is one, has he done everything that he's accused of?

Because once the floodgates opened, you had thousands of people accused and they had everything. He did some of that shit, some of it I'm confident he didn't do. We don't know. That's what the trial is for. And then the second question is, will the punishment fit the crime? There's rumors that, oh the trial is for. Yeah. Um, and then the second question is will the punishment Fit the crime, you know, there's rumors that oh no, it's not rumors. He confirmed that they rejected the settlement, right? I don't know what the settlement offer was. I've heard five years. I've heard other numbers. I don't know what's true But that puff rejected the public rejected the settlement. Yeah, there's a plea deal I'm sorry. I said settle. I mean plea. I'm sorry. They rejected the plea deal. Mm-hmm. So

We know that there is a number out there that's tangible that was offered. For some people, the fact that he rejected that will take away their sympathy. Like you had an opportunity to get a lower number, now if you get roofed, that's on you, unless you think you're innocent, right? So all these things play out.

For me, it's gonna come down to what's in the trial and what comes out. I'm confident that Diddy did some of that shit, but I'm not confident at what the details are until I see it. No, but you didn't answer my question as far as the people. I'm saying they should speak out and tell the truth. Regardless.

Regardless, I think that's always the right answer. And I think we have to be more honest about that because we're in a culture now where we only defend people who are innocent. True. And part of the criminal legal system and part of the structure of it, in my estimation, is not just to protect the innocent, but also to make sure that people who do bad things

don't get excessive punishment. That's why we don't have cruel and unusual punishment. So we have to think about all those things. And that means sometimes taking a tough position. And I got burnt by that last week. I was working with a brother who was locked up for 22 years for murder. And I worked with him. I mentored him. I talked to him.

He's been home for two years, and he just got arrested last week for murdering somebody else. I don't feel that I was wrong for- Okay, that has to affect your part of the mom standing. You're getting desperate, man. It's okay. No, that's awkward.

You defend him. What? I didn't defend him. I'm okay. No, that's awkward. You defend him. What? I didn't defend him. I'm joking. But I wanted him to come home, you know, because he was reformed, rehabilitated. He became a journalist in prison, you know, all these things. You thought, wow. Yes, that's something. These are the things that he said. You're talking about the brother. There was a story recently.

Okay. Last week. Got it. Yeah. And so those are the moments. He came home and killed somebody else? Allegedly, he's accused of it. He's charged with it Yeah, he's charged with it. You got arrested last week. I Know him well You saw that it's heartbroken. I was heartbroken for the for the woman He allegedly killed I was heartbroken for all the people all the prisoners who we work with to get rehabilitated and to get

And to get sentenced, you know, this is everybody back This is everybody back you This sets everybody back. When you fight for bail reform, when you fight for prison reform, it's hard, or when you fight for abolition, it's hard to say that, because they're always going to say, what about him? Had he served his full sentence,

or did he get some leniency? I think he did the whole, nah, he did, they gave him the whole thing. Okay. He ate the whole thing. And now he's going back. So, but all that to say, so for me, I understand the challenge of standing with people

who are quote unquote guilty. Yes. But that's all part of the process. And with Diddy, we got this Cassie tape, which he fought to get. Suppressed. Suppressed, because they say it would prejudice the jury. And I'm seeing mixed reports on that.

Yeah. Like sometimes, in some reports, they're saying they will allow that video evidence. And I've heard that in my recent reports I'm saying they're saying that it's undecided and as of now they will not yet So I'm uncertain of that I'll answer your question. Anyway, even though you look for more answer. Fuck you bitch. No, I feel bad when I look at his kids Yeah, because when we asked you this question, I seen you

You gotta remember what he wasn't here when the shit was first going on. I'ma be mindful of what I say. You know, like I've seen you battle, in my opinion, your true feelings and how you wanna come off to the masses. I've seen that in real time. And that's no disrespect to you. You should have a job to do. No, no, no, don't paint it wrong.

I'm battling the person that I knew versus the person that people are saying they know. Sorry. That's what I'm saying. But let me be clear. Because it wasn't a battle with what I wanted to say and what I didn't want to say. No, because when the first happened- Especially when you've been to the parties. Hold on, wait, wait, wait.

When the first happened- Yeah. Everybody just didn't have that view of, pump. Listen, I don't care what they say about him. Now the niggas the best hostess, host, host, hostess. Depending on the night. Yeah, that hip hop has ever seen. So.

Can we, sometimes you want the truth, but sometimes we can't tell the truth. You can say the truth anytime you want, and if it's too much truth, we'll edit it out. All I'm saying is that I watch people in real time have feelings and once the information came out was battling with those feelings internally. Because then now, like you said earlier,

the person that I know and the person that the public knows, it's an internal conflict and it's irresponsible for even me, for a person to come up here and say something and it comes insensitive even me for a person to come up here and say something and It comes insensitive to others who may have suffered so that's that's just a hard thing to deal with me I'll just go off on a ledge and I deal with the ramifications But sometimes that's irresponsible and I appreciate you guys bringing me bringing it there. Hold on now You don't have to do all that you just don't have to do it

But I also feel like and on the flip side of what you saying what I add on now, you don't have to do all that, you just don't have to do it. But I also feel like- And on the flip side of what you're saying, what I add on to what you're saying, is tons of people out there that believe he'll be back on the street shortly. Yeah, you're right. There's a bunch of people that- A lot of people are saying that. Yeah, I mean, there's some people that don't feel

they have the strongest case against him. And, you know, per the reports, they're saying, he was in the court, eight lawyers deep, eight lawyers strong. The most recent lawyer is homeboy that hip hop has crowned best lawyer in the universe. Oh, still, still. Thugs lawyer, Brian Steele. Was it Brian Steele or was it Drew?

It was Brian? Either way, both of them, crimp del a crimp, right? So if you got, if your money is long as train smoking, it's just words, and you're sitting there with eight of the best attorneys in the universe. You feel good. And you feel like, you know, they said he said he was nervous. We said that. Yeah. He said that.

They said he had reading glasses on. He's now playing the game. You know what the game is. I'm going to appear to be, you know, not arrogant, not none of that stuff. I think it's also okay to be, I'm sorry, over quick because he's going to make them, make the prosecution or the feds or whoever this is, draw a very distinct line between the difference in being a swinger and being a sex trafficker. That's what it seems like from the reports. Me even thinking about that, that does muddy it up a little bit. Yeah.

Now and let- Muddy it up in what we're going. Muddy it up as in it's gonna be your job to have all facts, eyes dotted like in the OJ case. Like in the OJ case, you drop the ball on how y'all collected evidence, what evidence you got, how y'all handled things, fucked it up, who cares if he did it or not. He's putting the ball in their court

to make sure everything that you have collected and the evidence says, I am a sex trafficker and sexual abuser versus, I'm on some other, I'm a freak. Yeah, some freaky wild shit. And in addition to, it's a great defense. Yeah, but in addition to that, apparently the phrase coercive control has been stricken. It can't be used which is

Huge yeah, and he tried to use the drug defense to that that failed right because they were trying to see They're trying to make that defense. Yeah, I think it was made that go that was a mess But but you got to throw it up, but you got to throw everything out there Right because if you can establish the idea was basically saying them to criminal to get a criminal convention You have to criminal conviction you have to criminal conviction You have to show that you had a criminal mind called a mens rea a criminal mind and his point was I was so high I Don't know what I didn't have the intent Exactly fun to me. It's an affirmative defense like I did it but I did it because

I thought that everybody was a willing participant, right? So they were like, yeah fuck that then he played the race car with the Man Act, saying basically that the Man Act has been used mainly against black men, like Jack Johnson and all these people has been used to basically to criminalize black men for all kinds of shit. Right? Wasn't the most persuasive argument.

Jack Johnson, the boxer. The boxer, right, because he's a white woman. And basically that. I remember, yeah. So then he's establishing this third piece, which I think is the best argument, which is, look, I'm a freak ball, right? Like, I do freaky shit, I do wild shit,

and I'm rich, so if you do freaky wild shit with drugs and a lot of people, you're gonna be traveling across the country. We got escorts, we got this, we got that. This wasn't sex trafficking, this was just regular fucking. And because the jury is supposed to invoke what they call the reasonable man standard, the idea of what would a reasonable person

do under this situation, it's quite reasonable that a juror, even if they didn't live that life, could relate to it. They assume that rich people do freaky wild shit. So I think that that actually might make a juror say, you know what, Puffy's not a criminal, he's the freak. Or we got dialogue that says,

yo, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, can't wait to do X, Y, Z, but you live in California and I live in Florida. So when you got on that plane and me and you have a dialogue saying, I'ma eat your ass out like crab, bae. You get on the flight and you come over there and you did it.

I never heard that. That feels like real dialogue. You didn't just make that one up. You did that before. What the fuck you got? There's crab bae in your phone right now. Do a search, right? I was about to say do a search.

Type crab in that nigga's phone. What the fuck, Ish? Come on, man. You freak. I don't even eat crab. You think it's stupid? You might not eat crab. Whatever the dialogue might have been.

Double crab. You know what I'm saying? Like, yo, dog, we've all, not for nothing, had women come from other states maybe to visit us. And if y'all got into some shit, then that could potentially go left. Right. That's what he means by you're gonna blur that line.

Yeah, they're gonna. Is this interesting, it took him that long to pick this as the defense. That might have always been their go-to defense. Again, you throw everything out. You throw the shit that's exculpatory first. You throw out the shit that's gonna make them say you didn't do it first, if you can.

And I'm not in a rush to release my defense to people that are about to prepare. That could prepare their own defense. Right. Yeah, no, I don't know. I'm not doing that. Just for the record, because I forgot everyone here, where is everybody standing? Y'all feel he's going down. Y'all feel he's coming out. I think they're going to get him because they want to get him. I think they're going to get him free. I don't care about none of what the evidence,

they want to get him so they're gonna get him. I don't think it's gonna be forever. It's gonna be a couple of years, five years maybe. I think it's gonna be seven. I think it's gonna be five to seven. You say time served? No, I ain't. Am I in time served?

No time served, we get them. Not we, but they're getting them. I would like to know what that plea was. I mean, I know I won't, but. I'm dying to know. 10 to 15, come home at seven. That's a good point. Right, because the question is, what

is the number that he would have said yes to? They're from three years you take it, right, after you've already done a year. So it had to be at least five, like you said, five to seven. Depends on who your arrogance is. I'll just give him a say. And it depends on who you're with your team, what your law team is telling you to do.

If your law team of these niggas that they are, the lawyer are the lawyer was like I didn't want him to take a plight told him no period That was not the feds niggas offer a 180 days yeah, and we were and we was kicking his back in like why do you take this? Six months or some shit, and he was like no and I did come in and apologize to him Yeah, me too. I was absolutely wrong. You get what I'm saying? Hey, Child Taraki again for his work last night. Child Taraki.

Like dog, we came in here like, yo fam, six months nigga. You take that. And unfortunately, we don't, well fortunately, we don't have the loyal teams that they got and the legal teams that they got saying, yo, we about to kick these niggas asses. And again, there's another side of that, bro. We see niggas where the plea deal look like it's something that they got saying yo, we about to kick these niggas asses. And again, there's another side of that, bro. We see niggas where the plea deal look like it's something that they should take.

They take it to trial and get roofed. We see Tory. We all swore Tory was walking. Tory's legal team wasn't there. Tory bugged the fuck out. And his legal team wasn't there. That's true. That's true. If his legal team was there, he might not have bugged the fuck out. He told a bunch of missteps with Tory. But, water under the bridge. Yeah, exactly. I remember somebody else, they offered him, it was like, yo, take 20. And guess what? His lawyer wasn't him neither. No, his lawyer, don't get me started.

His lawyer wasn't him neither. I know what you're talking about. His lawyer wasn't him. His lawyer was playing the internet games and all that shit. These niggas right here are professionals, bro. Yeah, but... These niggas coming there with $4,000 suits on, looking the part, playing the part. But there is a world in which the jury looks at this dream team and it turns them off. Could be. There is a world where that happens.

There is a world where they say, the common man can't get a fair shake. Exactly, but this rich motherfucker can hire this eight lawyers with their $4,000 suits and you'll fuck you. You know what I'm saying? You right, I totally agree with that. So we don't know what's gonna happen.

But with Cassie being a witness for the prosecution, even if they don't have the video, just her witness testimony, and her testimony alone is going to be really, really, really hard. I think her testimony's gonna be pivotal, but I think that cross exam is gonna be pivotal. I think that cross is gonna be a monster.

You run the risk. And I heard- You do run some risks putting her up there. Do you see him? No, and they said, even with the tape, even with the tape, they said they got other tapes. Yes. They would have to have other tapes.

No, and they said there's other tapes. It displays a whole different narrative. Well if I believe that Puff is freaky boy camcorder man, then yeah niggas got tapes. I was recording. So the same shit is some shit against me. I got some shit that kind of proves what I'm saying as well. And there you go. Again, muddies the lines like you said.

Do you think he takes the stand in his own defense? No. No. No. No. No. I think they never let him take the stand. No. No. Absolutely not. You don't pay those high-priced attorneys for you to have to get up there and please

your case. No, for you to have to get up there and get cross-examined. Yeah, no. Right. He ain't doing that. That's the last thing we want. No, we're not doing that. Last thing we want.

Did you see what I think about the lines of people out there? I don't know. They was paying folks $ to 32 dollars an hour just to stand on line. To say what? To get in there. To watch. It was like a get in the club.

Yeah, it's like first come first serve type shit. People are lining up at God knows what time. What is the second craziest trial that y'all have ever witnessed or been alive for? I say second because I'm just going to put OJ at one. OJ Menendez. OJ goes at one for everybody. John Gotti.

John Gotti, Robert Blakely. I ain't ever followed none of that shit. Phil Spector. Phil Spector's a good one. Because it was two trials. First one was a mistrial, second one he gets convicted for. But when I speak on biggest trial,

yeah, that was a real good one. But when I speak of biggest, I also mean. Jeffrey fucking Dahmer. No, no, I'm also talking about your reaction. Your relationship to it. Your, yeah, like, cause these are huge. For me it was Michael Jackson. But for me, oh Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson and OJ were the only two that I felt. Oh, George Zimmerman. George Zimmerman was close. That might have been it. But Michael Jackson for me was bigger. No, Michael wait a second, Michael and I second. It was OJ were the only two that I felt. Oh, George Zimmerman. George Zimmerman was close. That might have been it. But Michael Jackson for me was bigger. No, Michael A second. Michael and I second. It was OJ and Zimmerman. For me.

Which case gave you the biggest, maybe let me reword it. Which case gave you the biggest, aha, like wow, like holy shit. I can't believe what I'm seeing. Rodney King, Rodney King. I was about to say, nigga, we called Rodney King.

Yeah, that. Rodney King, bro. Rodney King. We saw these to say, nigga, we hold Rodney King. Rodney King, bro. Rodney King. We saw these cops beating this man on the ground. So in our brain, and I was younger, but in our brain, it's like, it's no way that they could possibly argue this.

You get what I'm saying? It's no way that they could possibly justify beating this man. What about the Amadou Diallo shit? We didn't see it. Rodney King, we saw these men beating this man on tape, kicking him in the face, beating him with batons, and then none of them niggas got a day got it So that was something that we had to give For me right after OJ would probably have to be Aaron Hernandez

That was a big trial, but I didn't have the aha. I don't I don't care about the trial. Yeah, I care about Wait, what? Cuz of the gay stuff. No, this is a Touchdown has my Has six bodies he was doing gay stuff. No I guess I went into the trial knowing that already so I didn't I wasn't shot I didn't have a high moment the way I did well wait I learned about new bodies in the trial That's true once you killed two six don't really lie. I'm not like oh, we killed even more people It was a killer. It was the fact that he's a killer was the shocker for me. I know that if you jump from two to six

You're still killing that that's true Circumstance right I know niggas in the hood to kill two niggas you killed six Thank you in the hood Hall of Fame them same two niggas you think hood that killed two niggas. You killed six niggas. You in the hood hall of fame. Them same two niggas, you think they only killed, they might got four more. What you talking about? Just the hood don't know. We talking about the ones you know.

Yeah. Like, god damn, that nigga, that. For me, one of the most impactful trials I ever watched in my entire life was Paul Bernardo and Carla Homolka. I knew you would be that. Yeah. You know who they are?

What Leigh-Yah and Koca did? I thought you were saying Martha Stewart. Take that to your day to be. I'm joking. Tell us who these people are. Carl Minouko. No, Carl Bernardo and Carla Homolka. They were a married couple and they lived in Canada.

They lived in St. Catharines. It's like the suburb that's like about 50 miles outside of Toronto. And on the surface, he's this good looking guy, she's his good looking wife, and everything is perfect, right? Come to find out they're murdering young girls together. So the first girl was named Leslie Mahaffey. She goes missing, nobody knows where she is. Her body's later found like dismembered in casted cement. The worst part about that is, the worst part about that is, is that she kept leaving, she kept sneaking out at home.

And one night her mom found out that she snuck out. So to teach her a lesson, she locked the door. And so that was when Paul Bernardo found Leslie Mahaffy, that was her name. And so then their next victim Bernardo found Leslie, Leslie Mahaffey, that was her name. And so then their next victim was this girl named Kristen French. And they-

Why do you know this case so well? Yeah, I got fat. Did she know these people? I'm telling you. Did you do a movie? Did you do a movie the week we reenactment of this? I did not, no. But this is-

I was cadaver number two. This is one of the biggest trials. Mark. Yo, you and Ishtar to stop. Are y'all crazy? Oh shit. You look bad. What?

This is one of the biggest trials that ever happened in Canada. It was wild. They occupied the news cycle forever. They're called the Cannon Barbie Killers. What year was this? Like 1992 or something. And you remember their names?

I remember everything about this because it was so crazy because their third victim was her sister. What was her name? What was her third victim's name? It was a Carla Mokas sister, so Tammy. Her name was Tammy. Yeah. You're good.

Yeah, you need a whole lot. So wait, so hold on, so wait, hold on, hold on. So let me tell you the aha moment. For many different reasons, you need to hold this. So let me tell you the aha moment in this trial. Yeah. You need to hold your shit. Let me tell you the aha moment in this trial. Yeah, stop. I want to hear the fucking story. Do you?

No. No, he does not. I do. I want to hear it. Yo, shut up. Because this is a really interesting story about immunity. So they know that they've caught him. And as a matter of fact, he was also the Scarborough rapist.

He raped like 50 women, okay? So hold on. The prosecution basically has her as a witness, and they offer her immunity, and she's like, I was a battered woman, I was forced to do all these things, whatever. So she gets her immunity deal, like 11 years or something like that.

Then they find tapes inside of the ceiling of the house. They look through this house like torn it apart four times and never found these tapes. Somehow, some way on the fifth time, they found these tapes. When they view these tapes of them torturing their girls and murdering them but performing sex acts on them, they realized that she was fully in this

and was not a battered woman at all And she but they'd given her immunity she got awful. She got off 11 years now She lives somewhere husband kids, you know live in the whole like fucking trad wife life. It's crazy Wow, y'all check it out. Yeah In bar lifetime in Barbie Ken and Barbie. She was pitching that. You auditioned for Barbie. You were pitching that.

That's why I got some of that ass. I can't play. I can't play. You're a real actress. I can't play. You're a real actress. You could definitely play that. Why you getting me?

Don't sell yourself, Jor. She's white with blonde hair. So is Jor. You white with. They're changing for you. You get a blonde wig. Something like it. Talk about cases that hit impact on us, right?

No doubt. No doubt. All right. Check that out if you never see them. Tammy Manooka. Paul Man no doubt. Yeah. All right. Hey, check it out if you never seen it. Tammy Manuka. Carl Manuka. Carl Manuto.

Them niggas. Story time over. You guys are fucking jerks. All a noose. Carl Manuka. Carl Manuka. Carl Manuka. I love when you go in these. Get in your bag, bro. Yeah, that's right. The fucking I love when you're going,

she's getting it back, bro. Yeah, that's right. The fucking game was on last night. We was in the middle of our comeback. That's when my girl decided to send me horoscopes. She texted the first one, Virgo. Of course the Virgo was going through something and needed the Scorpio.

That's the only time she said it. Virgo, let go wherever you're trying to let go. Yada yada yada yada. I was cool. Girl, send me a Scorpio one. Scorpio, be there for a Virgo. He is really in need. Yo the game is on. Hey yo, OG just shot another three. Leave me the fuck alone. Get the fuck out of my phone. Stop hitting me. God damn. And OG was the the savior that game. Oh gee was great Jalen was great Mitch was great A lot of things had to go great for us to win that game the better team won the better team won that night Jason Tatum and all your hair products

I mean, I'm sure you shower that day all that fucking moose and shit and shit you be putting in there. Nigga, I don't give a fuck. Guess what's gonna go on tomorrow. What? In y'all eyes. We gotta see. Y'all shit gonna be burning. Nah, we up too old tomorrow. Bro.

And boy, when it happens. You know. Y'all already know how I'm coming to work, right? You know better. Y'all know how I'm coming to work, right? I might go buy me a Seltzer jersey if I can get it in time. I bet they'd have him. He would have to wear Nick Jersey if he lose.

I'm put, what's his middle name? Yeah, I'm putting nigga middle name one like you do Steph. Wardell, boy. Don't play with Wardell. Y'all know better. Christopher. What else, what else, what else, what else is important out there or unimportant? Yo, we was talking about trials and shit in court. Hove amended his defamation case against Busby.

Mm-hmm. 200 million now. Mm. That's what he wants. He said, I lost out of $200 million in court. Hove amended his defamation case against Busby. 200 million now. That's what he wants. He's lost out of 200 million dollars in deals. And I got my niggas to give me some invoices and some estimates saying that we had this deal on the table.

Crack your fucker head. Every dollar you make, I want. For now and for a while. Every dollar. So guess what? If y'all get Shannon, hit it! That money coming right to daddy. Come on. What? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Buzz your ass like that. Play with the wrong one. My man, Shannon lost his deal. done covered up the Boost Mobile sign.

I love when that happens. All right. Yo, bro. Yo, I changed my vote. No, not people losing deals, but having to cover up the sign. They only got to cover up the sign because they lost the deal. I know, but you can't cut it off,

so now you got to hang a shirt over it. Oh, just put a shirt over Boost Mobile. Nigga, we know what it used to say. We're like, what's wrong with you? That's what's thinkin' funny, that's all. Oh, man. Let's see what else, what else, what else, what else needs our attention?

We did Matt Gallagher, we did Andre 3K, we did some Trump shit that we gonna do every time some shit comes out. Every time. We did Rihanna pregnant. Yeah, man, Tucker. We ain't do Tucker. Tucker.

Oh, the Ravens released Justin Tucker. Who cares? You don't know why? He's about to buy NBC. He's about to buy M&T. Yo. No, tell me. You don't remember Justin Tucker

got in the shit for doing the Deshawn? Bunch of accusations. Okay They claim they claimed it was for football reasons Yeah, I'm about to say Justin Tucker a really big Justin. He was missing a lot last year Only had one bad one bad year Yo, that niggas been him for a while and them allegations were from the 2012 to I think 2016 season is when they all was occurring as long as you kicking them 50s

the guy that hide shit we're not paying him the way we don't give a fuck reason man yeah let's justify this. Yeah, word is bold. That's nasty. It's crazy. Yeah, though I'm here to celebrate black shit. I don't give a fuck that Justin Tucker. The Ravens, nigga, they black. Whoa, I can't celebrate.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? I don't celebrate the Ravens. That's what I was talking about with Mark. I asked him, I'm like, are there teams that you, or players that you are a fan of that no matter what, you just cannot root for? For me, it's Lamar Jackson. I would love nothing more than,

like he's one of my favorite players to watch, but I would never root for him as long as he has a Ravens jersey. I just can't do it. I can't root for a Celtic. You know, so like I'm a huge Kyrie Irving fan, but when he was on the Celtics, I just had to sit down. Yeah, it's like, damn.

Say it to the Cowboys. Celtics, Cowboys, I want no parts under any circumstance. I got morals. Niggas just hate greatness. Nah, it ain't greatness. Anything division. That's all it is. It's division.

It ain't even division for me, because if Lamar Jackson was a bingo or a brown, I could still root for him. I could deal with a giant or a Nick. Because the Ravens been busting your ass for it. No, not really. Not really. You can go look that up. Not really.

The hate is the hate. It's all right. It's just I just hate Baltimore, sorry. I think it's been here before. That's it. Oh yeah, you used to that? The hate? It ain't new.

Nothing new. Do y'all care about Kanye selling 6,000 copies week one? I don't. Congrats or sorry that happened to you. Word. Which one is appropriate here? What did you expect? It's not even under his name so I mean that's a big chunk of it.

Is it still out? What's it under? It says Donda. The artist's name is Donner. And I guess I didn't expect there to be a big market for mentally ill Nazi child molesters. Mm. But he did even less than I thought. Yeah. Yeah.

Has anybody heard it? No, I heard it. I heard it, but. Mm-hmm. You said it was a bunch of demos. Oh. It's nothing that we, it ain't Don the One. I'm not gonna, it just wasn't,

he threw something out. That's it. And I don't even know if the album is still available now. Don't matter, they was projected, they say projections were 21,000 for week one. Just to let you know the disparity. Oh, they're still out, actually I just checked. But it was Producer Beef

and they said they were filing injunctions. Oh yeah the producers said they ain't getting spanky so they wanted to... It's still out though. So I guess that didn't go through yet. They can fuck themselves. Yeah. Whatever. I'm off though. I told you. Leave it right there. At all. Oh man. Oh shit. Leave it right there Just saying if we got a part of the show for sure Oh

Checking to see if we got one. I'm gonna read this is my first time reading it. It's long pause This is from Theo culture or the culture. This says I met big once by chance. Let me know if you think I was an asshole. Well, why do I care about that? Might be funny. I'll read it because he paid. Might have been an asshole. First and foremost, shout out to the whole J.B.P. cast. Shout out to you.

Longtime listener and supporter. I tie dye clothing for a living, which takes hours. And the paw truly holds me down while working. Okay, let me paint the picture. It's 1999. I'm 19 years old. Nas had just released his album. I don't want to read this shit.

Nas had just released his album, I Am, and had an in-store signing at NYC Attire Records A Virgin Megastore. Me and my boy being big fans drove down an hour from Connecticut in hopes to meet Nas and buy the album. We get there and there's a long line outside the building for the signing. So long that the record store eventually comes out and tells the people in line that they were no longer accepting anyone else inside. That was obviously disappointing. But parked on the street nearby was a gold big body Benz. We looked closer and it was Big Pun. I recognized the Benz from the John Blaze video. We decided to go up and meet Pun

as we were big fans of him as well. Before we approached the car I thumbed through the XXL magazine I brought with Nas on the cover for him to sign knowing damn well Pun would be in there somewhere. Sure enough he was featured in one of the sections with a photo of him and a thought bubble that had a cheeseburger inside it. I did hesitate for a second, but did bring the magazine for him to sign. He dapped me up, saw the magazine, said something to his homie in Spanish, chuckled a bit, signed it and gave it back. He was so cool and cordial. I always felt the way about it. In hindsight, I probably wouldn't have had him sign that,

but I always blamed XXL and their editorial staff for making fun of him in that way at the height of his career. You hear that earlier? I was just a 19 year old kid who wanted to get an autograph from one of my favorite MCs. All right, that's a nice wholesome part of the show. That was wholesome, yeah.

You wasn't an asshole. I don't think you're an asshole. No. Yeah, you knew not what you did. You were young, he was a great sport about it. That's the important part. And he signed it and gave it back. Now, plenty of fans are dicks

and will have you try to autograph a bootleg CD, bootleg merch, somebody else's merch. They do, they have you try to autograph a bootleg CD. Yeah bootleg merch somebody else's merch Oh, they do they do all they have you try to autograph your like the team you Yeah, like like if a Knicks player they run into him you'll sign this for me and then they move it at the last minute It's a Celtics Jersey. Yeah So fans could get on some dick. I totally understand. I don't think that that applies I don't think it was puns first time seeing that picture the culture rest in peace big And shout out to you again

If you join the part of the show tier on patreon and pay that fee if you send us in a question We will try our best to answer it shout out to everybody that is a part of that tier salute salute salute salute salute salute and with that said I Think it's time for Sleepers. I am going to go with a young lady by the name Sailor, that's S-A-I-L-O-R-R, and this song is called Pookie's Requiem. I played it.

You played it already? Oh, then I'm gonna play her other song that I love. It's the first joint off the project. Cause that song was her. Actually, you know what? Since Ish played it, Ish has been bodying shit, so I can't be mad at that. He's given me a lot of good ones.

I will go with Cleo. Salt. I knew somewhere on that Salt project. Salt shit is tough? Yeah, it's tough. But somewhere on there she was gonna turn into Cleo Soul. Yeah, a lot of it was kind of like almost disco-y where it's like a chant happening throughout as opposed to like a full-fledged song. I like that shit. I like the whole disco shit.

But there's two or three where she turned into Cleo Soul. I'm going with S-I-T-L off the Soul Project. ["Soul Project"] You play the Summer Walker joint-ish of that project, because I think the project is called that, too. ["Soul Project"] You know, man, I'm sticking with this. of that project because I think the project is called that too. You know man, I'm sticking with this. Shout out to Cleo So, friend of the show. Shout out to So. No drill button. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I feel this way Can't get it out of my head

But I'm getting strong every day I know I'm not perfect Imperfections make me this way That's alright, It's alright It's alright But this time is over No it will never be the same The trust

has been broken Sorry it's too late God is on my side God is on my side I got his soul outside There's nothing you can do Must be crazy

You ain't gonna change me I know what loyalty feels like And that real love feels great I'm gonna smile through the lows and the highs Oh, they can say what they like But my soul is covered by the light This time is over It will never be the same The trust has been broken

I'm sorry it's too late This time it is over It is over This time it is over It will never be, it will never be too late I can't shut my eyes, it is over Sorry it's a little bit too late This time time is over

Sorry, it's too late Alright, that was good, Joe. Thank you, bro. I told you all about this DaBaby freestyle Jackin' for Beats tape called Please Say DaBaby Volume 1, and I'm going to play one of the records off of that. This one is Sky Is The Limit. And I keep one in the head like a dread I ain't shootin' in the air, I know these other niggas scared They whip out and just hit one of these niggas with that Yeah, I got some shit just standin' up in me Just sittin' in the chair

All I needed was a quarter pound of pistol and a scale All these other niggas watered down that shit been gettin' stale You gon' feel this if you rollin' round or sittin' in a cell And I can't go out like no hoe about no bitch, cause I'm a player Niggas know I keep that blow up out my hip like I'm a fed In my city ain't nothing cold around this bitch so I'm the mayor I used to warn the world of the president when I was a kid But I knew nobody would vote for me if they ever find out what I said

Ain't a nigga finished do nothing when they see me pop out they just stare I done took L's, I done handed plenty niggas L's so I guess it's fair Niggas see me fighting with a grizzly bear up in the woods and niggas help to bear I ain't gotta tell a nigga war story if I tell you about it I was there It ain't no question about it if we talkin' bout the vintage they know I'ma stand I ain't gotta reach up in the glove box to get the pistol out of semi-hand Nigga pillow talkin' with the lame bitch tellin' lies about me niggas playin' It ain't shit about a bitch playin' ticket finna fly out to get a tan

I'ma make the pussy nigga kill herself I'm finna keep her out there for a week I be postin' pictures out in church to kick her finna fuck the nigga hold her sleep the fucking nigga Hold asleep had to do the writing watching niggas go against the grain and photo me If I actually who the clothes stain the way to put my photo out of show me The motherfucking mix tape I'm a kid man. It looked like it's time. They wrote me a letter to back this back in the day It's the 90s. I'm saying so, you know, we think he Every time a nigga wrote me a letter, look at this back in the day, this the 90s, you know what I'm sayin'? So, you know, niggas ain't here, I don't phone over there, you write me letters early That's why I'm so good at writin', I always got good grades in English class, all that shit

But every little bit nigga say The sky is the limit Yeah, no bullshit, my mama still got some of the letters now I can show you, man You know, you come to my goddamn pool You come to my estate, you look in my pool. You know what I'm saying? It's gonna say, the sky is the limit.

No motherfucking cap, man. I grew up off Blaine, man. Please say the baby, volume one. Chop the baby, DJ Kid, let's get it. Yeah, and I'm the best fucking rapper, let's go. And that is the Sky Is The Limit freestyle off of the Baby's Please Say the Baby Volume One mixtape.

Like I said, it's a cool tape. A bunch of minute, 52 minute freestyles over a bunch of fire beats. So shouts to him. Shout out to Baby. I'm going to check it out. I am going, I'm going to R&B this week. This is Julien Michael, Stop Calling My Grandma. What?

What? Michael stop calling my grandma Moving on is easy to you gotta do it never miss a good thing to you going through it No house new hair new tattoo same shit, not admitting what you do Still tryna say the old pictures in your phone Twype up, take my page, all them bitches gone Tell me how it feel when you waking up alone Straight to voicemail, leave a message at the Stop calling my grandma, asking how I'm doing Stay the fuck around us, we don't got this anything anymore

Stop calling my grandma, asking how I'm doing, stay the fuck around us, we don't got this anything anymore And loneliness is easy, till you gotta do it Tell myself I don't care who the fuck I'm fooling Still tryna save all pictures in my phone Watch your stories from a burner page when I'm alone Hit the ground, search your name, see that you unfollow Think you got my number blocked, I'll try again tomorrow All my old hoes been busy since you gone I've been standing still, everybody's moving on

But I heard you living well, now I'm dying to see you I just wanna pull up, tell you that I don't need you Do you still think about me when you alone? Do you still think about me? Stock all in my grandma, asking how I'm doing Stay the fuck around us, we don't got the same thing anymore Stuck all in my grandma, asking how I'm doing Stay the fuck around us, we don't got the same thing anymore No, no, no, no, no

Oh, no I'm on a long, long way Hey, it's Julian Michael, Stop Calling My Grandma off his album The Grey, which has a bunch of dope music on it. Check it out when you get the opportunity. I'm going to, the song is called Reset and it's by Sky Tunes. Let's hear it. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie Talk to me nice And watch it reply Baby, open your eyes I'm like a surprise I got more than a spell I can supply Baby open your eyes, like a surprise

I got more than it's fair, I can supply it Come up for air, and take over mine Baby I don't know, we keep going back and forth And I let you catch me, touch me, kiss me Slow, won't need till I can't take it no more Gotta catch my breath, reset Grab my legs around your neck, reset We can fuck around and play a game of recess

If I tell you you're givin' me what I came for Bring it, bring it, bring it back, recess There's a couple spots you and me even hit yeah, yeah We can fuck around and play a game of recess If I tell you it's your, give me what I came for I did it, baby, and it was crazy Now we're in this room, legs are shaking I don't know if I ever felt this way

But these ones that talk to you They would say Baby I won't go We keep going back and forth And I let you Catch me, touch me Kiss me, slow On it Till I can't take it

No more baby Gotta catch my breath, recent Wrap my legs around you, then recent We can't fuck around and play the game, recent If I tell you your baby What I came for Bring it, bring it, bring it back, a reason There's a couple spots you and me, yeah

We can't fuck around and play a game, a reason God told you it's your thing, baby, what I came for Kiss me, right there, right there Oh That is Sky Tunes, Sky with an E, reset. That was dope. Now I see you made an audible at the last minute. I did. Did you get it? You felt some pressure? What happened?

I made an audible. She made an audible. Wait what? You made an audible. You know what an audible is? What's that? When you change your play at the last minute. Yeah you saw the defense you saw the defense you didn't like what you see. You thought it was gonna be one safety it's two safeties. No we're no longer passing the ball we're going for a running play. They'll never see it coming. Did you send Parks one song and then change your mind as the Sleeper segment was in progress? Yes.

To be clear, she does this frequently. She's Peyton Manning. Well, to be clear, Isch has been king of Sleepers frequently. So that counts. Isch has won the Sleeper of the Year award for Mad Ma. So he's Brady. Wait, hold on. Let me shit on Mel. I saw. I didn't shit on Mel enough this part.

I know. You did agree with me a lot. It was out of character. Oh, there's new cadence But listen, I got you. But listen Is is the king of sleepers? He won the award. Yes, he did when he was out of work I mentioned to you that he won the award. Yeah, you said And then played a sleeper that he had played I did. You did that?

It was fucked up, yes. That's pretty funny. That's why I gave you a dap. It was so hot I had to like wheel it, you know, come a grunt. So now I'm just asking if you honestly, you changed this sleeper on your own. I changed this sleeper on my own. This is a song that I really like. The only reason why I changed it is because the one that I picked,

it was similar in tonality to his, and I don't want to put the audience to sleep. So the king returns. Not necessarily. This is just a different offering. Just a different offering. Let's hear it. What is it? This is a different offering.

Let's see. OK. Let's see. This is. I love a different offering. OK. This is called upside down by 54 ultra I'm sad now, and nothing feels the same Feels the same Oh girl, in my whole town Could I ever change my ways?

Change my ways Nobody knows how bad I want you so I want you so bad If only you knew how I felt long ago If I stopped and said it all Good will last forever And don't tell me you've burned enough Cause I could love you better

Oh, don't I love you better, oh good The world drifts away every time you look at me And I smile every day when your face tells me what we could be Don't you know how long I tried to fight for you But after all, it was only you I had to lose But after I say it all, could you stay forever? My mind's made all the way up And now I don't know better I don't know how long that I could go To look for your love I need you now, I need you now I need you now, I need you now

I need you now, I need you now I need you now, I need you now Give me one for all the money Give me two for all the love That you've got, all night That was 54 Ultra, Upside Down, that was super fire. Damn, I don't even want to go after that. I'm going to go after that, man.

That was real good. She said, this is my backup song. That's it. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's playing B. I said, that was the backup song. Yeah. Yes.

That's fire. That's fire. That was tough. I don't want to go after that. But I've been listening to this 5 album from DeVito. Did you see me? Styling album, a, couple great standouts. One of the standouts in there for me is All For Me,

featuring Victoria Monet. ["All For Me"] Da Vito. ["All For Me"] Shake that! I've been thinking I want you to come take this all for me Come and show me what it is that you've got to offer me When we're here we can go all night

Won't you tell me it's all for me And I'll give you all of it So baby come take this all from me Come and take it, I want you to come take this all from me Come and show me what it is that you've got to owe for me When we're here we can go all night Won't you tell me it's all for me And I'll give you all of it So baby come take this all for me, yeah yeah yeah

When we together it flows like the waves All the stress I play I know they feel no matter Oh, wow Sweet melody Smooth with the skin You and me I can't ever trade you for nobody

All through the nights I be taking you You get that body when they make me Oh baby like me, I'ma make a love you All through the night I be thinking, you get a body where they make me Oh baby like me, I'ma make a love you Come and take it, I want you to come take this all for me Come and show me what it is that you've got to offer me I'm with you we can go all night Won't you tell me it's all for you

And I'll give you all of it So baby come take this all for me I want you for me forever Don't die out to long kilometer Oh yeah baby make you check up This one no be pala No go break my heart oh Make a no go ha la hey

Oh baby ole, ole, oh Cause I bump it, bump it till you na zo Oh baby ole, ole, oh So make you no go leave me my love Too many things I offer you Sweet love when I give to you So baby come closer and take my heart Make a body with your closer

Oh mama don't you go do Oh mama don't you go do Come and take it I want you to come take this all for me Come and show me what it is that you've got to offer me Only you we can go on by Oh Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah what did I say to you, no Mon-Elps. Wonderful. Rest of the show? No one else wants to pod no more, so I guess it's just us three. Who wanna pod? Who? That's your fucking mouth.

Who wanna pod? You're... What's up with your back? Get your pod off. After the sleepers, I tell you one thing, I saw y'all in that slapboxing. It looked like issues hanging on both of y'all. Yeah, I mean tell you one thing I saw you in that slapbox and Look like look like issues handling both of y'all. Yeah, I mean, you know, oh we got a we got a you know This is you're no more right? We got a deal with a nigga. They tuckered out We got a deal with a nigga with one leg with care, you know, I'm saying

He got shingles he got all that shit he already fucked up in the game No, before we get out here already fucked up in the game. No, before we get out here real quick though, in Jersey News, I just want to send a RIP out to Costa. Everybody in Jersey knows he was the owner of Abyss, Deco, Mr. East, or Cavalier back then, recently passed away. A big, big, big staple in like the Jersey nightlife.

You know, 90s, thoroughly 2000s the Jersey nightlife, you know, in the 90s, the early 2000s. Up to shit, up to recent. So rest in peace, Costa. Rest in peace. Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, you put your shades on, everybody left. You good?

Yeah, it's just really bright in here. What made you put the shades on? It's really bright in here. Charlie, that shit start getting to you. I'm never potting without shades on. I asked him potting what I shades on. Is it an H thing? Well I got an IBBL so I gotta protect them. That's true. I can't play around with an IBBL. The LASIK? Yeah. Do it work first? It work bro. Yes. My procedure took three to four minutes and when I opened my eyes, dude was like,

I had my eyes closed, he took the shit off, he was like, yo, you gotta open your eyes. I'm like, oh shit, he was like, here, you don't need these no more, gave me my old glasses in my hand, I was like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it don't get, it ain't official, like it don't really hit you

until you wake up the next morning. Did it hurt? And just open your eyes and can see. Did it hurt? I can see good, I just can't read. No, no, I didn't feel shit. Really? You up the next morning. Did it hurt? And just open your eyes and can see. Did it hurt? I can see good. I just can't read. No, no. I didn't feel shit.

Really? You had the thick, you said the thick, George. Thick glasses, right? No, they weren't thick. Monocular? You had the skinny? No, no, no. I'm just asking.

Ultra high index lenses. I had to spit a little extra to get them thinned. Oh, but you had the high-pouch. What's your prescription? The prescription was bad. What's your prescription? It was bad. Five and a half over here and like maybe six over there negative seven negative six and a half. Sheesh

Yeah, I'm four. Yeah. I don't you know, I guess I should go to the doctor But um, yeah, I would have I wish I would have done that Really? Cuz only downside is they told me on what you get 41 42. You know, I'm right there. You're gonna eat readers Yeah, regardless good You know, I'm right there you're gonna eat readers. Yeah, regardless Even somebody with perfect vision their entire life once you get to your mid like early to mid 40s You know, I've had 20 20 vision or better my whole life now when I get the menu I'll be like this Oh, yeah, so I'm using the brightest on my phone. Oh, okay Look at all these old niggas. I've seen you like this before.

No. I know it. I know it. That's new. Look at all these old ass niggas talking about their vision. You guys know that I wasn't doing that when I first got here. It's a new thing. You know the funny shit?

I try to fight it. Me too. You know how I try to fight it? I make my font small. I've seen you put your philuses on. I just have one. Make my font be extra small just because I'm going to hold on as long as I can. It's all right, Margaret.

You good. You don't have to put them on. I just... Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You good. You don't have to put them on. I just. Oh, yeah. Them shoes made. Oh, wow. You look like Martin in Bad Boys 2. Oh, man.

Word. Fish. Big ass ass. Those are the prescriptions, ma'am? Yes. Yes, but they're readers. What's the magnification on that? God damn. You see, girl?

You don't need nothing crazy. What's Maris looking like today? It's like, one. These are like one thing. 125 or something like that? No. Isn't that? It's like, one... These are like one... One, isn't that a point? Like one point... Yo, that's crazy. If you don't want to be sexually objectified,

you want to be taken, wear them. Don't listen to them. People are into this shit. They put my hair into pigtails and put on a little short skirt and it's like, I'll come here teacher, You know what I'm saying? Yeah I did that shit

I played that fantasy many times You had a yardstick? Many times You had a yardstick? No, he had the yardstick Oh shit Oh Mel, your anime video game bag, you trying to get...where was it over there too?

Oh yeah Yeah, fuck with you Okay, alright Tell me what kind of gaming console I need. It don't matter, just put the glasses on. You need to cut the camera on. You need to be Sega Genesis. Fucking filling out word finds.

You got it. Just go over there and wear some Hello Kitty. That's all I got. Oh, okay, all right. So professional question is the new guy. Do we have to just keep stretching the shoulder? Can we leave? That's hilarious.

Because I feel like this is a good time to wrap this thing up. Well Mel, tell us, the baddies are insecure? Oh yeah, the baddies are insecure. No, you gotta, you know he ain't gonna like it. Oh you gotta do the peace sign. We've given a show, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, just as much, I hope you guys have enjoyed the show.

Oh yeah, we've enjoyed giving it to you. Ain't you been here the longest? You in Parks? Go ahead. Yeah. What? Dumbass. No, that's you. If you've been here the longest, you in Parks? Go ahead. Yeah. Shut your dumb ass up. No, that's you. Holy shit.

Hi, Mommy! Sorry. So you guys are trying to sign up without him being here, yes? Yeah. So go ahead, take it. No, no, no. Take it. You the back of the game.

You know what I'm doing. Yeah, you do it. You the back of the game. You're doing some energy, too. What, like a lap door? All right, y'all, it's Queen's Radio. You're with Joe from the podcast. We are out of here.

Listen, thank you for tuning in. We hope you loved the show. Just as much as we hope. Just remember, all that fly shit Joe said. Remember, the baddies are insecure except for male. The blonde niggas can see. The niggas wear hats. The doctors sometimes can be hood niggas.

And the white guys that... The stagnant women watch you. Pardon me, pardon me. And the white guys could definitely engineer. Listen. And the short arm niggas and the white guys And the white guys could definitely engineer Give me a medium. That nigga's father is crazy. The bad is insecure. Stagnant women want to travel. And the closed minded women want you to teach them things.

Uh huh. Grab you a Tylenol. You might need it. And we love you. And until next time, we are out of here. We bid you a deal. Farewell. Arrivederci.

Adiós. Adiós. So long. Goodbye. There we go. Yeah. We love y'all, man. Listen, see you next week pasta la vista baby

meet me at met life hey flip do this. Fuck that, he can't hear me out man. He be stretching his head.