The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 834 | "Sufficient Sammy"
Episode Date: June 14, 2025Heading into Father’s Day weekend (2:50), the JBP opens up with each of their plans before sharing their thoughts on the viral video of Marc Lamont Hill getting maced in January 2024 (15:50). MTV ic...on Ananda Lewis passes away at 52 after her battle with cancer (42:10) leading the room to later discuss their stance on different health treatments and decisions (50:39). The Grammy’s have introduced two new categories (1:09:33), Kendrick Lamar performs in Toronto (1:17:55), drama over Sabrina Carpenter’s new album cover (1:30:00), and what’s new in music? (1:45:42). Rumors of body enhancements on Moneybagg Yo leads to sharing what improvements the JBP would consider for themselves (1:51:52). Also, one survivor discovered following an Air India plane crash (2:08:10), what is the Mount Rushmore of “power trip” Jobs (2:13:40), should there be an etiquette for airline and airport outfits (2:27:29), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Kehlani - “Folded” Parks | Marlon Craft - “thin ICE” Ish | Chris Brown - “Holy Blindfold” Melyssa | Povi - “Who Better” Marc | Jidenna - “Bambi”
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Okay, now we're recording. What were you saying, Mel?
Well, I'm reading a headline.
You said, who's Pitchfork?
I said, who's Pitchfork?
Because who is that?
I don't, okay, I don't know.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Music magazine Pitchfork, apparently, I just wondered if they are
a credible source. They've been around for a while.
Okay.
Our whole careers.
Pitchfork is where people like you.
All right, suck a dick, okay?
Look, I don't care.
What did I do?
I'm starting to.
You asked if they were credible, I'm saying yes.
No, you've been, you right.
Yeah, you've been on my ass.
Pause, okay?
Yeah.
Pause.
You've been on my ass.
Pause.
Yeah, pause. Buddy. You've been on my ass. You have to pause.
Buddy.
That was the most Boston pause.
Pause.
Mister.
I was just reading the headline that says,
Lil Wayne's The Carter 6 album gets 2.9 rating
from Pitchfork.
The album is criticized for having disposable beats
and lack of creative guidance.
Pitchfork is where people like you go to get some culture.
Hello, I didn't even know it existed.
But what do you think about that?
I think the critique sounds a little bit
like what you guys were saying up here.
So maybe they got their critique from listening
to the Joe Budden podcast?
Wouldn't be the first time.
Why, it wouldn't be.
Wouldn't that be the first time, I'll tell you that. All right, what's up? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm in a I'm usually at home right now mood. Going to the gym.
Exactly.
Well, I certainly appreciate you being here.
We feel lucky and blessed.
Flip is our highly favorite, highly favorite brother.
Ice is out. They are both here with us in spirit.
Indeed. So to them, suddenly the show is more marketable.
Hey, catch this billboard shot.
Yo.
That is a joke.
That is a joke.
You're an asshole.
This guy is a joke.
I can't help him.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
All right, man, I'm here to have a good time.
And I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
Shout out to all of y'all out here.
It's the weekend, big man.
Yeah, Father's Day weekend, too.
Father's Day weekend.
I'm a father, Antoine.
It's Father's Day weekend.
It's a big deal in my house.
Is it a big deal in yours?
Put your blister on, my G.
I'm so mad that he still uses blister, too.
He a baddie.
He's not.
No.
He's not. This ain't baddie shit. That shit, he got his baddie shit. Not baddie. He's not no He's not the same baddie shit
You do get the we used to
He should have outgrown that I used to and then I went back the old faithful that other shit is just for sure
You think people is showing out even on the lip balm you got glamour lipgloss
You got the lip balm. You got glamour lipgloss. Let me see your lip balm. You got designer lip balm.
My lip balm is in a case that I purchased off Amazon myself.
You got homemade lip balm.
This can't be for the show.
You lucky.
Come on now.
The other one, your big ass canister
that's like the size of a credit card.
Like the roses?
The rosebud.
Yeah, the rosebud.
Sephora rosebud he's talking about.
But I like to experiment.
I know you do.
I don't like that blister, come on man.
Nah, blister's all right man.
I'm ignoring him, yo.
You do it too?
Yeah, I'm ignoring him.
See, that's inexcusable.
What?
For a black man to moisturize his lips
the same way the white people do.
Like you sitting there thinking you found a friend.
I'm looking at it like, yeah,
make race wars or lip balm. I don't think that's,
yo, what's wrong? I think that's just a fact.
So if parts use the rosebud shit that you use,
he wouldn't use that because he doesn't have the use for it.
Why he don't have lips? His lips are white.
That mean they don't get chapped? They're not black lips. I don't know what that means.
Pardon me. They lips look about the same.
We've been trying to tell this one for a little while now,
but he always wanna go back to his roots.
Oh, there's black people in my family somewhere.
Hey brother, we never met him, my brother.
I don't know, I don't know.
You're crazy.
I don't know.
I call him every Thanksgiving, he don't answer.
Somewhere around here.
Every Thanksgiving.
You're a fool, yo.
Now, the streets that I turned on you.
Yeah.
And so, for this entire episode,
I just want to say.
You got my back?
Arm in arm.
I thought you were gonna shoot at her more.
No, not at all.
I don't want there to be any confusion.
Solidarity.
Okay.
I'm gonna sprinkle some silence in.
And then ask Mark if he's sure about that.
And remind him. Yeah
Snitch
Not even dry snitching snitch. We didn't say what it said. Oh, yeah, we'll get to that. Don't worry about it
No, no, no, no, what's the what goes on in the group chat stays in the motherfucking group chat?
So you're not publicly standing behind
Your position whatever that is. no one, no one.
You look real guilty though.
I just wanna know.
There's no way nobody would talk about.
This is a look of shock and disgust collectively.
You ratting on yourself.
Wait, I wasn't never talking to you.
I'm talking to him.
That's fair, you raise a great point.
Do you stand by your initial
I will support Mel through and through?
Yes, only because I never thought that she would
publicly say that.
Yeah, I never, I didn't think she was standing by her group chat. No, she ain't saying that. I that she would publicly say that.
I didn't think she was standing by.
She ain't saying that.
No, she ain't whispering that.
So yes, I got your back.
She rearranged her whole position.
I don't even know what y'all talking about, but if by chance she does?
She's not.
I'm going.
If she does, then I'm out.
Fuck that white flag.
Oh man!
Oh man, I'm going.
This guy, yo.
Alright man, it's the weekend.
Bird vibes still in effect.
I'm on my glow reel, I'm on my Memphis shit.
And I'm done letting y'all shame me out of my appreciation of Big Boogie.
I absolutely love Big Boogie.
And every time I say it, one of these East Coast niggas start trippin'.
I don't give a fuck now. I'm a little bit of a He's a me when he talk just average Is it because you like my ex?
Is it the way that I talk my shit?
Is it the way that I wear these glasses?
Minimum A from the set, about 15 bought me a pad
Ready to be hard on bitch
I made him fall in love
Show your will
Bouncing in
Twisting in
Make your man bounce
Bouncing in Bouncing in Mic check one two one two Mic check one two one two
Wake it up out there
Fuck that ass like he ain't got shit to lose
I'll fuck him on my new hoe like I got a point to prove
He shot the club up, devil got that pussy bulletproof
Never thirsty young man give your sad to glad pussy juice
I take the juice, fuck niggas on my body I just got the way to push, looking like Steve Harvey I'm a pussy young man, keep your sandals clean Pussy juniors, I tell you I'm nice with doggies
I just got plants
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Shout out to all the subgroups out there, all the patroly out there
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Bout that air, yeah, make that pussy squirt
Keep that pussy locked in tight when I fuck it her
She not friendly, uh-uh, she go home and work
Pussy treat like cheese cake, my favorite dessert
Fancy, fancy, fantastic bed, she treat like she's cool My family deserve a fat, percentile sick bed
Like she crying like she hurt her
Or let me hook her up, get you sleeping in my merch
All the fathers out there, Happy Fathers Day
All the shmells and shmicks, balls and all
She take me, bass it like her, yeah
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My head stick out further than my dick, bitch, I'm a freak
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And no n***a ain't got me
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Turned up with my bitches Turned up in my show
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The phone!
You're a crazy bitch.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm sorry I have to wake you.
You're a doctor.
What are you doing there?
It's Mark from my hell.
What's the name?
What's the name?
What's the name?
What's the name?
What's the name?
Barks, what episode is this?
Oh, yeah.
And Mel is here, y'all.
And Mel, big Mel up in this bitch.
Y'all know the vibes.
Legend from the six. Y'all already know, stop playing. What episode is this?
834.
Welcome to episode 834 of the Joe Budden podcast.
The 800s are really heating up.
This is brought to you by Powered By, Feud By,
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I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored,
happy to be here, fully dressed host, Joe Budden.
Here with some really amazing people.
The big Melissa Ford is in the building.
Hooty Hoo. Stop playing with a big King Wawa is in the building. That's that Ish right there. There he is.
There he is. That is that Ish. That's him. Four years during the intro, he still just give us
the resting Ish face. Say hello. Say hi when I'm souping you up, man. God damn it our good brother dark Lamont mark Lamont hill is in the building
Parks King Elmira is here pose here Corey's here Erickson is here
I don't know who else is in the room with Erickson last but certainly not least each and every one of you guys
Are here say Von and Tana here by remote. They bond is quiet over there. I ain't gonna wake it up, but it's a little quiet
I don't like how peaceful how peaceful that went. We'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it later. How's everybody doing, man? What's up with pop?
What's popping? I'm feeling great, man. What happened to your elbow?
Mel, what ad is this today?
Better question, better, better way to put it. Yeah. What's today's ad, Mel?
You got tennis elbow? I do. I do. You want to play tennis? No,
surprisingly enough, you don't have to play tennis
to get tennis elbow.
What were you doing that was like this?
I don't know.
I would like to fucking find out.
I would like to find out.
But I will say that certain activities are a little
difficult right now because of this fucking elbow.
I can imagine.
Yeah.
So yeah, I got some physical therapy.
So this is KT tape.
Yeah, this shit is annoying.
It is very annoying, but it's just helping.
But you just put it on before you started working.
So it's like, is that a thing where you use it on camera?
It's been on for-
She didn't have this little book bag on before she sat down?
No, that's the thing on her arm.
This is different.
What's that?
I didn't even see that.
This is a posture pal.
Oh.
Yes.
Oh, I had one of those.
I had one before. Well, it's for my posture to like.
Didn't do great.
It don't.
That shit don't work.
Yes, it does.
My posture's still trash.
Well, you've got to use this often.
I used it before too.
It didn't work.
You all two are 50.
However you all stand and walk, that's it.
Absolutely not.
That's how it is.
You can remedy it.
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't find that to be helpful to me.
When we look down at our phones,
we develop what's called...
A hunchback.
Thoracic kyphosis is the actual name for it,
but yes, hunchback.
Did I introduce anybody?
Yeah, you did.
Okay, well you fucking asked.
Okay, thank God.
No, Parks asked.
How long you gotta wear all that though?
I wear this like once every day,
like for about an hour or two.
So four week run?
That? Probably for about an hour or two. So four week run? That?
Probably for about a month.
We gotta talk about it, be seen outside in it.
Thoracic myrothomers.
For sure.
Who the fuck is she fooling with that?
We look down in our phones and develop this
archithoracicist.
What the fuck?
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
where would you guys like to begin?
I'm okay with starting with the Mark Lamont Hill
Mace video review, if you want to.
Same.
Cause I had my phone off on Wednesday,
I had some people over.
Not the rapper Mace, right.
Yeah, I didn't realize the video was on the web,
and I wasn't looking at the web that day anyway, but my friend shows me the video
and I got to tell you I had a laugh for a while and I'm sorry I feel bad. I
laughed at your pain, but it was
pretty fucking fun. I laughed at a few different pieces. I didn't laugh at the
Mase piece. I laughed at a couple different others like she was tackled.
That was funny, but for those that don't know, nobody knows what they're talking about.
In January, what happened was,
in this last episode, which y'all should listen to,
we talked about security and needing security,
and I mentioned matter of factly
that I had had security issues before
and that I had been pepper sprayed at an event.
These jackals found that hilarious
and went on a joke spree.
But in the midst of that, the fans decided
to go and find this video.
And they sure did.
And they found it like 30 minutes after.
I'm sorry, it took that long.
Right, it was crazy.
It's always been there.
That's why it wasn't like, we uncovered the video.
You said that though, you said no, it's out.
It's out there.
It was on my bookstore webpage.
It wasn't like, it wasn't hidden.
It was there.
It's been there for a year and a half.
It just didn't matter.
So they uncovered the video.
They took the minute and a half of
from the moment the woman introduce herself. Thank me for being a member of
the community,
mentioned at the CIA was after her and then pepper spray me and then I'll let
y'all take it from here, because I'm sure the joke baton is about to get
passed, but I do have a question though off of that of the intro is when you
put it on your website. How are you like advertising this like what was the marketing plan? This was the Martin
Luther King Day Symposium at my bookstore, okay,
and so this was like a two hour symposium. This happened at obviously was
the last question,
and so it was it's been on the website the whole time. You could have clipped
that out. No, I did. I wanted there to be a living record of this in case something were to ever happen later on. Somebody could say, well, what happened? And then
people tell their own stories. And honestly, for the last year and a half, not one person's ever
mentioned it. Yeah. You stop saying that though, because you mentioned it. That's one of the
funnier things about this to me. So I don't want you to keep taking the sting off of what I do.
Do your thing. Don't try to come in. Don't just lay it all out. Leave some there.
I find it funny that he was promoting it on his own website.
Yeah, he's actually worked.
I was promoting the event.
I mean, again, most people don't get to hour two or three of a video clearly.
Because again, nobody has said it.
Not one comment in the comments up until yesterday says,
it's a few different ways that I found this funny.
One, Mark is a genius master manipulator, manipulating the algorithm and the podcast
airwaves.
So miraculously, when he tells a story, he goes home, leaks the video of himself.
As a pre-written reply.
They also happen to find the Denzel chance pick from outside with Denzel
pointing to chance. Like,
so I'm getting a little sick of Mark's little algorithm game.
But I love it. And on the flip side of that, there is,
yo I laughed with my girlfriend so long. I said, babe,
Oh she's on my list.
This video has been out for a year
and no, none of us found it peeped it. This would have been funny last month.
It was eight months ago, nine months ago. That is called evergreen. Yes,
this is funny forever. This video is hilarious for so many reasons.
Your restrictive jeans
for so many reasons, your restrictive jeans. Oh.
Nigger.
The nigger looked like somebody threw him in some water
and he couldn't swim.
The nigger was like, yeah.
He looked like when my tadpole died.
What?
My jeans are so obvious.
I was trying to figure out why he was flailing like that.
I'm thinking it might be the jeans.
That nigga look crazy.
There was none in his way but a chair and a curtain
and that had him sent to the.
Stumped, stumped, stumped.
Oh man.
The stage itself was even a little bit funny.
Yeah, the little stage.
It was at a middle school.
It was so small.
The niggas telling them.
I was even over here.
I was at a middle school. He told the lady, ma was like, what the hell? It was at a middle school!
He told the lady, ma'am, ma'am, could you please, ma'am.
He looking at the security like, yo, come, ma'am, yo, ma'am,
ma'am, please, ma'am.
I'm like, yo, why you telling the lady to stop?
It felt scripted.
I'm not going to lie.
It felt a little bit.
Yeah, pepper spray didn't feel scripted.
I'll tell you that.
You took it like a G, though, boss.
I've been pepper sprayed before, but you know.
You didn't even like go put some water on your face
or nothing.
You sat back down and got back to it.
No, no, no.
There was a moment, there was a moment
where your whole non-violence kind of mantra left you,
cause you looked like your foot went back up.
I wasn't going to bring that up.
Went back a little bit and then you were like, whoa, nope.
I wasn't gonna bring it up. I wasn't going to bring that up. Went back a little bit and then you were like, whoa, nope, nope, nope. I wasn't going to bring it up.
Nope, you might not.
Treat this person with compassion.
Sometimes you have to kick the weapon away from the person
to make sure that, you know, if there's a gun
or you don't want to keep it there, so you kick it away.
He does trade in martial arts, so.
Yes, we didn't see it at that point.
Yeah.
And also, it's usually like,
because you would have the same problem right now.
My Achilles had been ruptured, so I couldn't that was also my thought you couldn't stand up you couldn't nothing
I want to see you try and get up and run
Oh my God.
I might look a little cooler, yo.
I don't know if you would.
It actually might be funnier if it was you.
I'm gonna try to put my cool...
Damn, girl, you just going...
Damn, girl, it's crazy.
After you get pepper spray.
I can see why the pepper spray people updated to Bear Mace.
Yeah, for sure.
That shit was not effective.
Yeah, that thing.
He ate that shit.
Yeah, yeah he did.
I couldn't see shit.
When I came back out-
You were seeing his face down there on that stage.
I don't remember that, but I know I couldn't see shit.
I had milk and I do all the things you do.
Because being in Palestine, being in Ferguson, I know how to rinse my eyes out.
I cleared my eyes out and just took the hoodie off.
Then taking the hoodie off got me, I maced myself.
Then I went to make a phone call to call my brother
and I forgot there was mace on the phone.
So then I maced myself again.
So for like an hour and a half,
I was just stinging the shit out myself.
Then this guy takes to X.
You like Tyler Perry on the low.
Oh no, he got poetic.
He got poetic on him.
Then he takes to X to beautifully lay out
not only what happened, but the steps that were taken
afterward as he's working with her family.
Her and her family.
For restorative.
Resolve.
Restorative justice.
Restorative justice, ho.
What's wrong with that, man?
Mark Levine, yo.
You got, you got.
I did.
Yeah, we.
That's like Popeye on the beach with the footprints, man.
Can I read it?
Do you want to read it?
Please, please, please, please.
Popeye!
I'm fine, everyone.
The video, he did.
Look, nobody asked if you was cool, nigga.
I'm shit-mocked!
No, you didn't ask if I was cool!
Everybody, I got like 50,
cause everybody thought it happened yesterday.
So everybody was texting me like,
yo, what the fuck, are you okay?
Minister Farrakhan's ministers hit me up like,
yo, do you need FOI down there?
Did your black effect group chat hit you?
Yeah, a lot of them did.
A lot of them did, yeah.
Yeah, a lot of them did.
I gotta step it up.
The video of me being pepper sprayed
was from January, 2024.
At the time, the attacker believed
that I was part of a conspiracy,
along with the CIA, Mumia Abu Jamal,
and the president.
To cover up traumatic events from her childhood
since then after refusing to press charges,
I have worked with her family and community members
to enable a restorative process.
Through the process, I have learned that she did indeed
suffer significant childhood abuse,
as well as serious mental health challenges
that continue to this day.
Instead of criminal prosecution,
I have done my best to make sure that she
receives social and mental health support
to help her heal as best as possible.
You walk the walk.
You talk the talk and you walk the walk.
What was done to make sure that she was wrong?
Make sure she was wrong?
Yeah.
Like you're not accountable for being wrong?
About you participating in some type of cover-up.
Did we do the due diligence?
She no longer thinks that you are part of a CIA conspiracy?
Yeah, because she had sent me this email like weeks earlier asking me to help her with this.
She was like, you know, we never, she basically, I don't know you, but like, can you help me?
And when I didn't answer the email, she then said, well, if you didn't answer the email,
you down with the program.
That's what she told the police,
I figured he was down with it.
Once she took her meds, she realized I wasn't part
of a conspiracy along with Joe Biden and Moomi
at Bujumal to cover up, you know, what happened to her.
She was, it really happened to her.
I don't doubt that.
I know it happened to her.
You know, she was part of an organization in Philadelphia,
not one that I was a part of.
This is a rival cult situation. I see what's going on here.
No, no, no, no. I want to be serious just about this part, just because I don't, because there's some, there's people involved.
She was part of the MOVE organization. And in the last two or three months, there have been, or two or three years, there have been some allegations
that some of the children at MOVE have been abused and they've come out and talked about it.
And she knew that I had written a book
and done a podcast with Mumia who was covering move
before he was incarcerated.
So she was like, can you help me tell this story?
And when I didn't respond, that triggered her.
I didn't know all of this at the time
that she's doing this stuff.
So I'm like, I was just fucked up by it.
I didn't understand what was happening.
And so she definitely knows I'm not part of it now.
The police, they kept asking me to come down
and prosecute, I was like, no, no, no.
I wouldn't show up.
And then I finally got ahold of the DA and I said,
I will participate in getting her mental health support
instead of prosecution, not in addition to prosecution.
And that's what we worked on. Her family called me, not in addition to prosecution.
And that's what we worked on.
Her family called me, her parents called to apologize.
We worked through it.
You know what I mean?
What was crazy though is after she pepper sprayed me, we had an event the next month
with Joyanne Reid.
She signed up for that one.
She RSVP'd for that one.
Oh, shit.
You showed up?
Yeah, did she come in?
Oh, I showed up.
Did she?
No.
You showed up deep?
No, I showed up.
I had one thing with me. Keep that to yourself, brother. You got it.? No, I showed up, I had one thing with me. You keep that to yourself, brother, you got it.
My scripture.
I know.
But the point, because what you don't know
is when that shit happens,
you don't know if they're gonna bring somebody else.
You don't know if there's gonna-
Or something else.
Or something else, you don't know if you're gonna get shot.
Like, I, cause now I'm looking around.
You're joking, but that shit was, that shit was scary.
It's dramatic.
Oh boy, that's the big part of why I left Philly too.
Not that, but just the idea that I'm too accessible
to people who can mean me harm and I don't know it.
Like she could have walked up to me on the street.
She was the last question.
I actually said, no, everybody,
like let the sister get her question in.
Had I not done that, that could have been outside
and it could have been with a knife.
Like you just don't know.
You just don't know.
So that's why Minister Farrakhan had reached out to me
maybe two weeks before that event
and had said, brother, you have a bookstore, right?
And I was like, yeah, he was like,
and you go there by yourself?
And I was like, yeah, I wanna be close to the people.
Like I don't ever want people to feel like
they can't reach out to me, they can't shake my hand,
they can't get a hug from a brother.
And he was like, you can do all that, but like,
do it with security.
And same thing, Stagbond it with security. Yeah, yeah. It's the same thing, stack bundles,
you just say rest in peace.
Yeah.
Right.
You want to be able to reach out and speak to
with your face. Yeah, it's a fine line.
And not leave, I'm from here, I want to help,
I want to bring awareness, I want to.
It's a fine line.
It's what Malcolm said, it's what Malcolm didn't want
people searching, walking into the Autobahn.
You know, like I get it, I'm not comparing myself
to Malcolm, I'm just saying like, it's that mentality.
Same mentality, yeah.
Yeah, it's the logic of it, man.
But that shit was, that shit,
that shit, it's, I get the humor of it.
Sure.
A year and a half later.
In that moment, I thought I could die.
That would be terrifying.
Cause I also, she could have had two people with her.
Yeah.
I could have been, you know what I mean?
I don't, and I didn't have any security.
Sam, she ain't have to have nobody with her.
She went in her hoodie.
She ain't take her hand out the hoodie.
Right.
Like that's the shit, you know,
brains start thinking about like,
yo, you ain't take your hand out your hoodie yet.
She could have came out her hoodie with a 380.
For sure.
Some little shit.
Yeah.
It had a straight line shot.
And I couldn't run, especially in them 32 smalls.
You know what I mean?
Like.
28s.
28s.
Yeah, yeah. I definitely had on my baddie jeans.
But, and shout out to my brother, Will Mega,
who was not security.
He was like security.
The tackler?
Yeah, he was in the second row.
That was Zayac.
I thought he was taking in the second round.
Yeah, that was Zayac.
That doesn't work.
That was my frat brother,
and he happened to be in the second row,
and he was like,
nigga, when she said CIA, because when people start saying, he was like, when she said CIA, I stood up, he used to be in the second row and he was like, nigga, when she said CIA,
cause when people start saying,
he was like, as soon as she said CIA,
I stood up and he used to be in the middle.
You know what's funny?
I watched that video in my barber's chair
and he said the same shit.
He said, you know,
anytime somebody just start talking about the CIA,
shit get different, you better boogie.
They on some bullshit.
They on some bullshit.
Yo, oh man. As soon as she said CIA, I was like, then I started putting shit together.
I was like, oh wait, that's the one that tried to throw a brick through the store last week.
The police caught her in the act.
She had a brick and was picking it up and they grabbed her and wrote her a ticket.
Oh, she got nine lives.
So then she came back.
Then I started putting two or two.
Then I was like, wait, she said her name.
Oh wait.
I'm going to need you to back up, ma'am.
Ma'am, I'm going gonna need you to stay right there.
If we had been on the same level,
I would've walked toward her.
Right, that's enough.
Sometimes you gotta close the distance
with people sometimes.
Because if I close the distance,
I mean, you gotta do one or two things.
You gotta run or close the distance.
And I was like, I couldn't run between my Achilles and-
In the chair, in the jeans.
In the stage.
Right. The large stage. Right.
The large stage.
My 21, forever 21 jeans.
Yeah, I'll laugh.
I'll laugh.
Well, we're super glad that you're safe.
Yeah, I'll joke inside.
I'm glad we're back.
Please be careful out there when you are changing the world.
And she is getting help.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's getting help.
She's being supported.
I don't know if a video of her going around the world.
It's the greatest, yeah.
Is the best. So, the reason I didn't want to, I was a little disappointed to see it. You can't really see her face. I don't know if a video of her going around the world is the best
so the reason I didn't want to I was a little disappointed you can't really see
her face unless you know her only so if you already know her you know her but
yeah the world not gonna be like oh you did check that yeah I was more worried
about her getting bombarded with messages yesterday like I didn't know
this shit happened you know you just don't know what's gonna trigger people
you know I mean so I worry about her more than me in that situation
because she's been through so much trauma,
but she's getting help.
And again, like we gotta live this shit.
I can't go around telling niggas like,
don't call the police.
You know what I mean?
And then be out here like, help!
You know what I mean?
Like we gotta figure out other alternatives
if we gonna live this.
What the fuck is y'all niggas laughing at?
Him, yo, I know.
Because I could just hear this nigga bringle
I'm not saying a word. I know and I'm listening. I know you and I agree. I agree
What you don't agree?
Oh I f*** before she even said
Before she had a chance
And you would have said lock her up
Adam Venetier would have said
I would have taken a stand on that.
I would have called off work that day.
I would have called off work to seem to it
that she couldn't harm a game.
Are you crazy?
I would have sat right in that court.
What the fuck?
Mark is a better man than me.
But we established that long ago.
Don't agree?
Wait, you agree?
Stop it.
Stop right fucking now.
What I mean, he talks the talk and he walks the walk.
I try.
I try.
None of us perfect, but I had to do that in that moment.
Again, I had every instinct every other person had.
From the violence to, yo, I hope the police come
and lock your ass.
I get it, you know what I mean?
But if you got all turns, we should use them, that's all.
Where would you beautiful people like to go next?
Anywhere in the world is fine with me.
Okay, so Kanye West has been bubbling up
in this diggy trial.
That sounds like a pun, but carry on.
Fair enough.
The name.
That's your man, see, he's buying you some time.
The other.
Shut up.
This is a clear, I'm buying you a little time
to get it together.
There's no podcast world where we would be doing this
before that.
Before that.
But you know what I mean?
Get it together.
Kanye, hot shirt. That that? Yes. You know what I mean? Get it together. Kanye, that nigga's good.
He walks the walk and talks the talk.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
But no, the idea that there was another,
in the Diddy trial, it's come up that there's another rapper
who brought their significant other, their wife,
to some freak-offs.
Freak-offs, yeah.
I hate that we have to keep saying that word.
I know, I was trying to find another one
but you had to say freak-offs. Well, he, Black King N saying that word. I know, I was trying to find another one but get to some freak offs.
Black King Knights, isn't that what he started
to refer to them as well?
Yeah, Black King Knights.
And we skipped over last week when Shorty was trying
to offer him the All-Star package.
I might have missed this, what happened?
Yes, because he was mad, he was mad,
or I don't fucking know, get your facts from Google.
But she was offering him an all-star package, which was he got to pick
Three of the top guys that he wanted to see bang her and she would make it happen
Okay, I just think it's funny because the all-star package is popular at Waffle House to like
Calling that the all-Star package is diabolical.
But whatever.
Whatever.
You get a hookah, two bottles of Top Chef.
Listen, this makes sense.
Listen, I've been trying to figure out who this other rapper was, why I didn't think
it was right there in front of me the whole time.
Of course it was Kanye.
And they said rap icon.
Right, because they said rap icon.
That was the other thing. The person said on the stand that it was a rap icon. Of course it was Kanye. Allegedly. And they said rap icon. Right, because they said rap icon. That was the other thing.
The person said on the stand that it was a rap icon.
So that shrinks it.
Married and icon are two things that shrink the pool.
And also who's a freak out there.
For sure, that's pretty sweet.
No, that was Kanye.
It's very much an Occam's razor kind of situation.
I have spoken to...
Journalism.
Three people, four people who have said that it is,
that they've confirmed it independently that it is Kanye.
I can't say for certain, but all my sources have said that
Tare, who's been covering this pretty consistently
made a video where he didn't say it was Kanye,
but he was playing Kanye's music in the background.
And his face was flashing up on the video.
And Tare has also told me that he's independently
confirmed it with three sources. Okay, so again we could be
overlaps. I don't want to say a seven now could be the three in a possible
guys know a lot of people that were at the freak offs.
I know people who know people. That's why I say I wouldn't you know. I mean
you could have had an invite if you want the only person I know had been the
freak off is in his room
who could have been. I'm saying you're a person. I know I Oh, I was about to say. I ain't met a free golfer.
I didn't know you were talking about Jeff.
It's funny you assumed I meant you.
I didn't.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'm...
I'm...
Yo, when he said that's his tick,
that's his tail right there.
He getting his lips right.
That's your poker tail, yo.
Poker face.
That's hilarious, yo.
Y'all know they wouldn't have invited me to the free golf.
Why?
Too disruptive.
Your narcissism would have kicked in.
You would have been like, Puff, get out.
This is my shit now.
I'm clumsy.
This is my shit now.
And it's just level to freak shit.
There's levels to freak shit.
I would have went in, seen that they was at a level above
where I'm comfortable operating at.
Maybe a few levels.
Yeah, they're quite a few levels above where, that's the cover swapping is a pretty good.
Yeah, the testimony, the testimony said
he was making the dude come on shorty and then leave it there and then he's
fucking her. What the other niggas can come is touching him. I can't stay.
You're doing what with the can't? No, I can't. I'm cool. That was that wasn't worse than the one chick saying
that he would come on her. She would have to go on the bat and take the come and
rub it on his nipples. See, that's very different to me. Oh no, it's doing it.
The privacy of your own.
That don't speak to the, uh, it sounds like I'm fucking defending this year.
I'm not, but that don't speak to how much come, oh, it sounds like I'm fucking defending this shit, I'm not, but that don't speak to how much cum
he made her bring from one room to the other.
That sounds very different than a nigga fuck.
Joe, a gallon or an ounce, a gallon or an ounce,
it's the same.
When you take another man's cum
and go like this on your nipples.
It's not the same.
It's not the same as a nigga unloading on you.
Okay.
I just don't think that's the same.
All right.
I'm not mad at anybody, it does. It's a temperature thing, man. It's not something I'm willing to argue. It'sing on you. Okay. I just don't think that's the same. All right. I'm not mad. Anybody does.
It's a temperature thing.
Room to room and dick.
Bug it right now.
Yo, another man's come touching me. Period.
It's across the board. It's whatever you're into, but I do think that it's this.
Yeah, I think that's just, it's a little insanitary at least. It's whatever you're into, but I do think that it's this, yeah, I think that's just-
It's a little unsanitary at least.
That's interesting.
That's true.
Stop it, sex is unsanitary.
Sex is very unsanitary.
Sex is unsanitary.
I don't-
All right, I'm done talking about this.
So?
Everything I say sounds like I'm, yeah, I'm shutting up.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with any of this shit.
This is the problem with Diddy,
he ain't got nothing to do with whether he wants
to come with his nipples or whether he wants a UPS
to bring it or whatever the fuck you got.
It don't matter.
That ain't the problem.
DHL, bro.
Yo!
Fucking sickos.
But the bigger question though is does it matter or why does it matter if it is Kanye? Does that change anything for us in terms of, or for Diddy?
No. No. Nothing at all. matter or why does it matter if it is kind of does that change anything for us in terms or did he know nothing I
Think we've gotten away from
I'm not following. I'm not following it as closely as other people are but everything that I keep hearing is about just a wild shit in
the
There's sensational a extreme. Yeah, the extreme nature of what they were doing
Nobody is really talking about the criminality pieces anymore and so I think that that's a bad thing. I agree because none
of that shit is illegal but you're a little freaky but that's the shit. I will house but do your thing. Do what you want with his company. It's not my business. I still think of that trial ended today they got them already. Oh yeah. I think a lot of people feel like that which is why they done talking about the criminality part of it. I've seen two separate things one was a I
Think judge Joe Brown
He said they got him he said they got him and then there was another judge that had talked about it
But they gave him. He said they got him. And then there was another judge that had talked about it.
But they gave him drastically different sentences.
Judge Dredd.
Judge Dredd.
Judge Wright holds it.
What?
Judge Dredd.
Judge Dredd.
No, they gave him drastically different sentences.
So somebody was like, yo, he does five years.
Somebody was like, right now, he would do approximately five years.
And then somebody else said he would do Tom served.
I think it's not being funny to add.
I'm not piling on Judge Mathis or something.
He said if it were a state level thing, he would be five.
That's who it was.
It wasn't Joe Brown.
All right, I can't imagine Joe Brown.
It was Mathis.
It wasn't Joe Brown.
Because Joe Brown would say the absolute opposite.
He's a piece of human garbage.
I was like, I couldn't believe Joe.
All black judges don't look alike
But but um, yeah, he said it would be like right four or five years
But but I think the argument is by the letter of the law, he's already guilty.
I think what the prosecution is doing, which I don't have any sympathy for Diddy, so it's
hard for me to be outraged, although I still am a little bit about the process of it is
they're saying, all right, he violated the law.
He broke the law by the letter of the law.
And now we're going to pile it all this freaky shit.
And I think some of the freaky shit and the homophobia and all the other stuff might make him get a harder sentence.
Harshest term.
Right, exactly, which may make him either negotiate
or do whatever.
I think Diddy's guilty based on the law,
and I think Diddy should be held accountable.
See, I disagree.
I think in a blue state in 2025, in this climate
that we're in, to Isha's point, people are going to be like,
it sounds like it's just a bunch of freaky shit.
I think it's actually doesn't help their case at all.
It probably hurts their case to focus on freaky shit, because most of the world's going to be like, hey sounds like it's just a bunch of freaky shit. I think it's actually doesn't help their case at all. It probably hurts their case to focus on freaky shit.
Cause most of the world is going to be like,
hey, what's a freaky shit?
Maybe I lose sight of the fact that he was doing potentially
some illegal shit.
I'm not sure federal juries is as liberal as you might think.
Yeah.
In a federal case, where they're pulling from,
it's not like they're pulling from Manhattan.
They're not pulling from Williamsburg and shit.
I guess I don't know how that works.
You know what I mean?
You might be pulling from the middle of the state.
Oh, Albany and shit like that.
And also, you get black people on the jury.
Black people ain't that liberal about sex.
You start saying, and he made me bring come to the other room.
But do you think that there's a possibility?
It could go either way.
No pun intended.
It could go either way.
There is.
OK, so how long has this been going on
for like a month now?
Was it May 5th it started?
That's right, it's a little over a month.
I feel like if I'm sitting there as a juror
listening to this, I'm becoming desensitized at this point.
Listening to just like cum and nipples and you know,
all this shit, I'd just be like, okay, we've established,
this motherfucker's a freak, you know?
But at this point, I feel like what you're saying, Parks, is true, that it might hurt them rather than help them.
And we-
Because it's just continuous.
We are still on the prosecution side.
Like, we haven't gotten to the defense witnesses yet.
You get what I'm saying? That could give more accounts of freaky shit,
but I think they're going to could give more accounts of freaky shit, but I think they're gonna start giving more accounts
of voluntary actions.
Because we not really talking about a lot of the shit
that the witnesses have been saying on the stand
have been a little contradictory.
So, I don't know.
And I think they're gonna close out with more abuse too.
Cause I think y'all are right.
The freaky shit isn't as universally sort of condemned.
Yeah, condemned.
But if you end with the abuse, that also becomes,
because again, they want you to see Diddy as a bad person,
because if you're a bad person,
they're gonna put you in jail.
You know what I mean?
So we'll see what happens.
But I do want to see the Kanye.
I want to see this, my sources last night told me
that next week, there's gonna be some more Kanye stuff
coming out on Tuesday and Wednesday in particular.
And I think that's where it's going to get super, super,
super interesting.
We know that was Kanye.
His attention seeking eyes going dress,
he going to address it.
Weren't they both involved in something,
a different accusation with the assistant
or something like that, if I recall correctly?
I don't know if Pops's name was in there.
I think it was, but again, do your Googles.
And that was an accusation nothing I don't think anything was proven in that but
All right, we got some bad news that we got to talk about it's been two days, but I think we got to talk about it
And under Lewis passed away
Indeed rest in peace
Really sad for our generation in peace. Yeah, it is.
Really sad.
For our generation in particular, she was it.
For a lot of us, she was like our first.
First crush.
Crush first.
You know what I mean?
She was dope.
She was brilliant.
She was a beautiful Howard alum.
The West Coast girl went out to Howard,
came to New York, and made a name for herself.
Teen Summit was the big thing most of us know her for on BET.
That was like the place where you learned about issues and it was like the consciousness of BET
and she was the face of it, man. And she was so dope and over the last 20 years she's been a staple.
And the thing I love about Ananda and I got to know her in the last five years or so pretty well
is everybody, I ain't never heard a bad story about her. She's another one of people like,
like everybody loved Ananda. She was always so sweet, so generous. She opened doors for people,
even when she didn't have them open for her.
She'd use whatever resource she had
to make sure everybody else was good.
And when she was fighting with cancer,
which is where she ultimately died from breast cancer,
she always stayed optimistic.
She stayed hopeful.
I just, I admired her as a mother, as a partner,
as just as a human being.
And so, shout out to her, sending love to her condolences to her family,
her son, and every wife who loved her, yo.
But she was, yeah, this is a loss for the culture.
For sure.
For sure.
Very well said.
Like you said, a lot of our first crush,
like who didn't love a Nona Lewis?
Or, I said, what's sad, when that news came out,
I guess you put it in the group chat.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah.
I was shocked to see that she was 51.
52.
Why?
Well, 52.
Because she was.
Because she has that image of when we first saw her
and she still looked,
and she still looked used to it.
She didn't look much changed at all.
But yeah, I was like, God damn, we is old.
We old, nigga.
We all old now.
Yeah.
You know, rest in peace.
Totally, totally lost for, shout out to the culture.
All of that BET shit was a long time ago.
Yeah.
Like everything BET related that we remember
was a long time ago. It's like 30 years ago.
Because the channel was drastically changed
from what it used to be.
So everything that we remember from BET
is we were in our 20s.
Yeah. So. Mel, you do a is we were in our 20s.
Yeah.
So.
Mel, you do a lot of work around women's health.
Mm-hmm.
And of course, Hot and Bothered covers these things.
Mm-hmm.
Are there any, is there anything we can learn from this?
So, Ananda Lewis was very vocal about the fact that she was, she was very hesitant to get mammograms.
And so the average age that a woman is supposed to start getting mammograms is 40 years old,
and it's an annual screening that you're supposed to get.
There are some women, and Ananda was one of them, who are fearful of the amount of radiation
that is involved in the screening process.
But the reality of the situation is that when you stand in front of a microwave, you're
exposed to radiation.
When you put your phone up to your head, you're exposed to radiation.
And so by the time she was 47, and also she was of increased risk because I believe that
her mom had breast cancer.
This is something that I've been told.
So she avoided getting them.
And when she was about 47 years old
during a self-examination,
that's when she started to find
lumps.
And so then she went to try to, you know,
to get a diagnosis and she found out
that she was either in stage two, I want to say it
was stage two. Stage two, you know, breast cancer is, it's a precarious form of cancer.
It can really go either way. But most of the medical community feels like this is the point
in which you should start doing conventional forms of treatment, whether that's chemotherapy, radiation, et cetera,
a combination of the two, whatever the case is.
And Ananda did not want to do that.
But in addition to that, more importantly actually,
is the fact that she ran into financial issues
when it came to treatments,
which really is like an indictment on our healthcare,
you know, system.
But we all know this,
but it's really, really sad to see somebody succumb
to cancer based on a myriad of different things,
but one of those factors being that she didn't feel
like she could afford the treatments.
The crazy part is, is if she had done a GoFundMe,
she's so loved, so many people would have donated to that.
But then there's pride and not wanting to-
And part of it was she said she wanted to do
homeopathic stuff, she wanted to do natural medicine.
She did. Even in stage four.
Yeah, she did, and that's a personal choice.
A couple of her girlfriends, Sarah Sidner,
who has also been documenting her breast cancer journey,
they were talking about it on ABC News.
And she read one of her girlfriends, what's her name?
Stephanie Alam.
All CNN people, yep.
Yeah, CNN.
So she read her last text that said,
you know my feeling on this, we all go,
these bodies are on loan and must be returned.
We come in love and choose to leave with love as well.
I love you my wonderful lifelong bestie of besties.
And then Alam added, I love my girl, but she was hardheaded.
She wanted to do things her way.
So my advice is just to,
if you have the opportunity to go get screenings,
mammograms, especially if you are of increased risk,
you gotta get them.
You have to get them.
And also I understand and appreciate
that people want to do things,
they may want to do things a little bit holistically,
but you can't really
challenge conventional methods at that point,
especially when you have a young child,
especially when you're a single mother,
and you have primary custody of that kid.
Her child is like four or five years old.
At that point, I feel like a lot of your desires
or wants don't really kind of belong to you. You know, you have to think
about your kid first. That's just my thoughts.
Rest in peace.
No, you know.
What?
What?
I mean, I don't know if I want to go. I threw the ball up.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hey, you threw that ball up, she ran to the concessions there to go eat.
You did throw it in there.
You took two sixes to eat.
This nigga went right to the bathroom.
Listen, I don't know that, that's true, I just don't.
I don't know if I'm willing to stand on a ledge.
I'm not. I'm with you though, I agree with you,
but I ain't really well.
Let's go, let's go.
No, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
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you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you belief system. There's a lot of people that also don't like the, also knowing people that have suffered
from cancer, like that shit is, the treatment in that shit is no fucking joke.
I watched my mom go through two different forms of cancer.
She survived one and she died from the next one.
I totally understand.
And I totally understand that sometimes conventional methods don't fucking work because my mom
died because things did not work. What I do know is that because I am in of an increased risk for colon
cancer because that's what my mother died of, I am so diligent about going to
get my colonoscopies. I literally have one scheduled in a month because I am
diligent about that. The question is is anything wrong if you don't want to do
that? No, no nothing's wrong. I am single with no. The question is, is there anything wrong if you don't want to do that?
No, no, nothing's wrong.
I am single with no kids and no husband,
so if I die, really honestly.
And Daisy don't eat no way.
Right, I get it.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm gonna cut you real quick.
The shelter got better food.
Yeah, I'm shit.
Kibbles and bits all day, every day.
Is that a white rice?
Finally, these stupid brain coats are off of me.
Um, there are, uh, different-
You bring me on Friday, it's gonna happen.
Different ideologies with regards to healthcare.
Mm-hmm.
Specifically cancer.
So I've, um, my aunt just passed away, you know. Some people's
reports are, yo the holistic route is the route. And then other people lean on
conventional medicine. I think, you know, I think people's passion with regards to
whatever they subscribe to is their own to have. And as a parent,
we definitely want to put our kids first,
but to your point, there was no guarantee
if she took the conventional route
that it would have ended in any different results.
You're right, there's absolutely,
there's no guarantee.
There is also would have been probably brutal parenting
through some of those processes.
Like that shit is, it fucks you up.
She was left with rock hard place.
Yeah. You know, a breast cancer diagnosis that that shit sucks.
And then she had the misfortune of being diagnosed around the time the pandemic
started. And so they were really not doing surgeries that were not
completely life threatening at that time.
So that might have played another role and factor into, you know, where we've arrived.
And you go to finances.
Finances might have played a really, really pivotal role.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Possibly.
I do think people should do what they want.
And I think people will have to live the life they want.
And like she said, we're all going to die at some point, right?
So it's all about the choices we make.
I don't wanna say though that,
yeah, it's no guarantee that you'll survive
chemo or radiation or whatever,
but at an early stage of cancer,
your chances based on all the evidence we have
of surviving are much better
doing this medical route than taking it early.
I think it's also okay to do a little bit of both.
Like it's okay to do some of the conventional stuff
and then like eat really healthy
and do additional whatever treatments,
you know, whether it's through cannabinoids
or whatever is better for you.
The first option that she was given
was to get a double mastectomy.
Yes.
And I totally,
Both your breast going off. Yes.
And I totally get for some women
why that would be horrifying.
Why is that?
I mean, because first of all,
it's a body part that you've had forever.
And also it's kind of, it's,
Symbolic.
It's symbolic of being a woman.
A mental confidence.
Exactly.
And so a lot of women have a lot of difficulty afterwards.
Yeah.
That's why they do a lot of double mastectomies with plastic surgeries at the same time.
Yes.
At the same exact time.
So when you come out of surgery, you still have breasts.
Couple of my homegirls did it.
Yes.
Some people don't have that option, but yeah, that was what she was originally, the choice
she was presented with and she chose, I don't want to do that.
So.
Again, make your choices.
Gotta live with the results.
Yeah, and you know, she did a lot of public speaking afterwards and she towards the, you
know, later part of it expressed, you know, regret that she had had the attitude of avoiding
mammograms. So she started to encourage women to get their yearly mammograms. So,
you know. The last piece of this mail that I want to ask you about, because you said something that
was interesting, was you mentioned the child part of it. Do you feel like our medical choice,
our personal medical choices, our, do you feel like our freedom to exercise those choices change
if we ever respond for somebody else? Listen, people, people have my head whenever I talk about anything that has to do with children.
So I'm, I.
Go ahead, jam yourself up.
What?
Get jammed.
I do.
I'll answer for you.
Go ahead.
I do.
Why are you speaking for her?
Because I'm trying.
You can't have babies unless you go that other route.
What other route is that?
And become tramps.
They can have babies?
Oh my god.
Where are we?
Yo, anyway.
Where did we just go? I my god. Where are we? Yo, anyway.
Where did we just go?
I'm sorry.
I believe that.
I believe that when you have other people depending upon you for survival, I think your
choices no longer are just-
Please, get it from their state.
Get it out the will, nigga.
I'm out.
Everybody don't got a will.
Okay, but we don't know people's situations.
I know. I'm just saying.
I think, I don't think it's fair to say that somebody is making a decision without thinking
about their kid when we don't know how they've considered their kid in the afterlife.
True.
That's an interesting point.
No, but you are still saying they considered their kid
Yeah, there you go. So your consideration is based on you. I'm saying I think the kids should be considered
Considered their child in the afterlife. What do you mean by that?
Like in terms of like well a proper planning for your child how you play for your child
Yes, and in the event that you're not no longer here
That's interesting. So we all agree our child's life would be better if we were there.
Yes.
So the question then becomes.
Everybody doesn't agree to that.
How about, oh, that's fair.
I agree, I agree to that.
And not everyone here agrees to that.
That's what I meant, but yeah, you're right.
But people that are facing,
they have to make fatal or non-fatal decisions,
everybody don't come away with with my child's life is better
if I'm near.
We had this conversation before and I was totally against Joe in that.
And then he kind of won me around to, let's just say you're mentally not well.
Some people could adamantly feel like, yo, I'm being a hindrance to my kid.
Dog.
I'm a danger to my kid. Nobody watches the news more than me some people are killing their children
Yo, this week and people are killing their their their child's mom in the Bronx. That shit was crazy
Yeah, I teared up on that shit. Yeah, I teared up on us
So no everybody don't feel like that's true
Some people feel like let me get the myself the fuck up out of here, but so they can
like let me get myself the fuck up out of here so they can live. That's fair. But what if you do? What if it's you, you, me, you know, right?
I'm never leaving my kid. Right. So you would never make a medical decision that would make
it less likely for you to be alive? I can't say never. I battle with depression.
I can't say never to that. Okay. Right. Depression puts some things on the table that aren't normally
on the table. Right. That's fair. But at your, at your health, like I'm trying to get at the ethical questions.
I hear what you're saying. Oh, okay. So then we'll take that depression out of here.
So I'm saying at the ethical level, of course we would want to be there.
Right. Cause that's where it gets tricky for people. Cause some people are saying,
if you have a choice and chemo gives you the, take an under, I don't want to make this about an under.
If, if, if one of us has a, has, has a medical issue and yeah, I don't want to make this about a nondual. If one of us has a medical
issue and yeah, I don't really want to do this thing, but I kind of have to because I have a kid,
is that, is it wrong for the person to say the opposite? Like, well, you know, I just don't want
to do it. I don't want radiation. I don't believe in radiation. I don't like radiation. I don't think
that's wrong. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to get. Okay. I don't think that's wrong. I think that everybody has the right to decide how they go out and that's their own
individual right
And I think that as long as you made going out though
I think as long as you made plans for the future of your offspring or whoever you're leaving behind
I think that's also okay now if you just go willy-nilly and leave everybody hanging, that's super fucked up in my opinion.
But if you decide you wanna go the natural route
and see what comes of it,
at least set your children or whoever is dependent on you up.
If possible.
If possible, yeah.
Most people aren't in a position to do that.
I'm not talking about financially necessarily.
I'm just saying make arrangements
for somewhere for them to go.
Caretakers. Caretaker.
My aunt, my best friend is gonna take over.
Seriously though, some arrangement.
I'm not disagreeing. I used to stand on the other side. I think I'm on Joe's side now.
We had an argument about this on the pod.
Crack your muffin.
Yeah, we just had two different perspectives. As he talked, he won me over to that side
where I agree with that a little bit more. And me personally, I'm not doing that.
Like, I think even in my day-to-day life,
I've modified my life so much
to try and think about the future.
Like, I'm almost 50, dog, and people passing away.
So now I'm trying to do certain things
to set my daughters up.
Like, it's different.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't.
That little move my son do
where he just come drop
whatever he doing and just snuggle up under my arm
just to feel me and smell me.
I can't, I can't.
It's different, it's different, bro.
Yeah.
What's up, Mel?
You been huffing and puffing and making things?
No, because I'm just listening to you say that right now
about how much that you love that
and that warms your heart and that you want that to continue.
That seems to fly in the face of what you're saying about personal choice.
It seems like you're agreeing with me in terms of keeping yourself here for as long as possible for
that child. And we're talking about her preparation towards the end.
This was five years.
She was diagnosed around the age of 47,
and she passed away at 52.
A lot went into these five years,
and some of these choices she expressed regret about
towards the end.
And just with the thought in mind
that she has a very young child, I just...
I'm speaking to the duality of that life.
Yeah, both things could be true.
I'm telling you that today, this is how I feel.
There was a yesterday where that wasn't the case.
And I don't have any idea how tomorrow will play out.
And Joe's talking from right now, I'm physically fit.
Right now, I'm in-
So it's a privileged position he's speaking from.
Right now, these circumstances could change tomorrow
and that could potentially-
I have my parents, I have my kids,
my love life is great, my professional life is great,
God is great, everything is great in my life.
There was a time where the opposite is in play
and now you have those feelings attached to that,
and you're outta here.
Like, that's a blessing.
It is a blessing.
That's a blessing to...
You would be leaving your kid with a village.
You know, you'd be leaving your kid with a village,
you'd be leaving your...
Mel, when you're on that other side of the fence,
whoop-dee.
Well...
When you're on that other side of the fence, who cares about that?
That's fifth, sixth, and seventh on the list of what takes priority is what I'm saying.
I get it.
I overstand.
Listen, you know, we can sit here all day and, you know, quarterback people's choices,
but they are in fact just their choices.
And we lost a cultural icon, a beautiful woman, you know, who's,
and nobody, like you said, Mark,
nobody had anything bad to say about her.
And it's just, it's really sad, so, you know,
rest in peace to Ananda Lewis.
I just.
Fuck cancer.
And let me reinforce.
Yeah, fuck cancer.
And let me reinforce that my message is
for everyone to stay on top of the health.
Yes. Indeed. In all of the health. Yes.
Indeed.
In all forms.
Yes.
Yes.
Guys, gals, everybody.
Yes.
Whatever is going on.
The screenings.
If you just stay on top of it,
on some hypochondriac shit,
then hopefully you'll catch some shit early enough
to do something about it.
And you can die being stubborn. I think we can say that. it. And you can die being stubborn.
I think we can say that.
Or scared.
You can die being scared.
Because a lot of people not staying on top of their health
is fear, fear based, in a lot of cases.
I'm scared of the doctor.
I'm scared of needles.
It ties in with the stubbornness, though.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
Because you're not going to the doctor out of your own fear.
But you're being stubborn.
I told Cory that all the time.
Remember, Louise argued about the prostate thing.
Cory like, I'm not letting nobody do that to me.
And I'm like, you could end up dying
because you don't want Dr. Schneiderman.
Man, you had a thing in your ass before, get out of here.
Exactly, right, without a copay.
Actually, maybe it was.
Oh man.
You're like, I remember that.
Clark Kent that I saw it at all.
It will never leave me saying, yo, if I had a choice, I was on my Brooklyn shit on some
no doctor, no doctor.
And then when I'm going through it, man, all I wanted to do was go back in time and make
a different decision.
Go with a doctor and make a different decision.
Yeah.
I mean.
My Uncle Bobby, they told, hey, if you don't go to the doctor,
you're out of here.
He said, fuck y'all, I'm leaving.
I'm out.
That's what my Uncle Bobby did, too.
I'm going.
Yeah.
From prostate cancer.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, but I mean, Clark Kent is a perfect example of somebody,
you know.
Of one side of the coin.
One side of the coin.
But he discovered that he had colon cancer in stage four.
Colon cancer, when you discover it in stage one,
stage two, even stage three is a treatable form of cancer.
Once it hits stage four, it's kind of a foregone conclusion
and it's just putting it off, putting it off,
putting it off.
That's just not the attitude that we should have
at this particular age, especially if you have loved ones
that you wanna stick around for.
So my last message is really just to get the screenings
that you can get.
Get your mammograms every single year.
Go get checkups.
Get checkups.
Simple as that.
Yeah, prostate exam after 40.
Colonoscopies after 45, unless you're of increased risk.
I still gotta go get that done.
Colonoscopy?
Let me tell you something.
I got somebody good for you.
The drugs are so great.
She's gentle too.
Skinny fingers.
Yo, dog.
I'm joking.
Oh, a girl?
Forget it.
It's easy, bro.
You don't even.
That shit is like.
You go to sleep.
You go monthly.
You can never be too sure.
How many times you gonna get it done?
Once every five years.
It's easy.
It's easy.
Is it? Well well not for me.
Yo, rest in peace to Ananda Lewis.
Our thoughts and prayers to her family, friends, and fans.
Rest in peace to Brian Wilson, too, the Beach Boys.
Yes, yes.
He kind of get a rap as being super corny.
Myself, I also was like, I'm not listening to no Beach Boys.
I love him.
And then at like 20, I put on Pet Sounds,
and I was like, oh, my bad, my bad.
He was fire.
Production-wise wise vocal harmonies
Absolutely amazing and the father of two of Wilson members of Wilson Phillips card
Absolute
Harmonies were genetic. They went down the line.
He was a misunderstood artist.
He kind of went crazy quote unquote.
Apparently put sand in his whole house.
Took 20 years to finish an album.
He got like super ADHD I guess.
Is how he would Describe it today
But he was incredible what he did
And modern music would probably not be the same without his contribution facts
rest in peace
He's probably why they want to beat you in this video gotta do it can't just mention the goats and not go to I'm sorry man
Can't just mention the goats and not go to I'm sorry man
Something but this will work listen man my check my check They sing along out there, they see the vibes. Hey!
Hey! Tell me baby, are you gonna let me hold you down and make you cry? Don't you know, don't you know, things have changed, things are going your way
You can hold on for one more day
You can hold on for one more day
Things are going your way
Hold on for one more day.
Cory was in jail when they didn't let him have tablets and radios.
So he don't know who Casey Kasem is, Z100, none of that way he may have heard Wilson
Phillips.
Cory was a criminal early on in life
and got rehabilitated later.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Oh, man.
Anyways.
I think it's about that time, Joe.
Mel, you did a good job.
You did.
You did.
Woo!
Woo!
You were talking about this.
You were talking about this.
Hey, Mel.
Hey, Mel.
Mel.
Mel.
Girl. Girl. Girl'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. An hour three. For sure, we'll make a page here. Yeah, yeah. We can find the remix somewhere.
Yeah, for sure.
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We'll get to the Pacers a little later,
who they've convinced me.
They've shocked the world.
They've convinced me.
I got the Pacers as a much better team than the Thunder
and they should win it.
I'm sick of seeing the Thunder.
Too young, too young, bright's too light, Pacers too deep.
Like I'm sick of seeing the Thunder. It's a paces time. Yeah
Let let him get it. Let him get it. Fuck it. Um, but we'll get to that in a little bit
Let's let's cover some music shit the Grammys
Have announced two new categories one being best album cover. I like that. I
Like it, too. I just don't know how I feel. Well, I love it for the photographers and the designers.
Yeah.
I don't know how I feel as an artist
if I win best album cover
and don't even get nominated for the music part of that.
Yeah, I wonder if the artist gets a trophy
or if that's just the artists themselves.
No, it's the crazy part.
Oh no, artists would have to give one.
I would think so, right? They would have to. I would think so. Both artists. Yeah, it's the crazy part. Oh no, artists would have to give one. I would think so, right?
They would have to.
I would think so.
Both artists.
Yeah, for sure.
The recording artists and the visual artists.
Yeah.
The crazy shit is going to be,
because it's the Grammys,
it covers so many different genres of music.
Oh yeah.
Somebody's going to be tight.
Oh yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it might be some funny, eclectic shit
with just a water drop.
And they should just beat everybody else.
Niggas gonna be mad as hell.
Well right this second,
all the talk is about Sabrina Carpenter's album cover.
We'll get to that in a second too.
I want to hear you guys' thoughts on the other category
that they added, which is best traditional country album.
I'm a little torn.
They've split it. I hate it. They've split the country. It feels racist a little torn. They've split it.
I hate it.
They've split the country.
It feels racist a little bit.
Racist as fuck.
Thank you.
But it also gives an opportunity
for someone to win an award that maybe wouldn't have.
Because of the inherent racism within country music.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Who dictates what's traditional country versus country?
It's like saying traditional hip hop.
They're splitting the country award album
into traditional and contemporary.
And people really feel like the only reason why this is done
is because of Beyonce.
And Lil Nas X before.
And Lil Nas X.
And Shibuzy.
And Shibuzy, yeah for sure.
And the other black girl that's fire.
The dude that you went and saw, was it Cain Brown?
No, but Cain Brown is traditional country.
Maybe like 808s and shit in there.
I don't know if, I don't know.
Yeah, he tough.
But no, I just think it's the more black people
coming into the genre.
We putting a little spice and a little oomph in it
and they tight.
But again, I think that's whack.
I think that you got to embrace the evolution
of whatever the music is.
You can't pigeonhole it.
Yeah.
Because again, that's like saying
is you can't pigeonhole it. Because again, that's like saying,
Wanna Kanye, Dark Twisted Fantasy is not hip hop.
Well they have segmented hip hop,
they have melodic hip hop.
I think all our shit is.
I agree, I think that segmenting up genres like that,
we've seen it happen with rock,
and rock barely exists as a genre
because they segmented it up so much.
And I think some people aren't even thinking
about the Rae Sangle, although I think it's racist.
Lana Del Rey also has a pop album coming out. I mean a country album coming out.
And they don't want everything to get lumped into like country and lose the traditional country sound.
With the Recording Academy, chief executive said,
country music has evolved in a major way over the past decade,
with traditional country experiencing a massive resurgence growing in popularity
and volume.
Traditional country has a timeless distinct sound that's inspired generations of musicians
throughout the years.
It's an important part of the country music story and deserves to be celebrated and recognized
with intention.
So there's a little part of me that gets that, but there's a big part of me just feels like
it's a Confederate flag.
Why?
Fuck out of here.
It's definitely both.
Because that was very well written.
No, it was the publicist fly shit that they wrote it.
Very, very well written.
To justify white power.
Although the head of the Grammy boards is not white, I don't think.
Yeah, and I don't think he actually cares about that.
I think that's that publicist.
They got the white power email, right?
That's my view.
Yeah, that's my view.
I think that's the publicist.
I think that's the publicist.
I think that's the publicist.
I think that's the publicist.
I think that's the publicist.
I think that's the publicist.
I think that's the publicist.
I think that's the publicist.
I think that's the publicist. I think that's the publicist. I think that's the publicist. I think cares about that. That's I think that's that publicist. Yeah, they got the white power email, right?
That's my whoever the head of the board is.
You don't want to lose the actual no.
That's a fact that Nashville is very
and country music makes a shit ton of money.
It does. It makes a shit ton of money.
Like a lot of bread.
Yeah, two things can be true.
I get it and it can be racist.
Yeah, for sure.
That's what I think.
I totally understand it.
And again, there could be some benefits
because again, people that would probably get excluded
on the fact that they're black
or doing something hip hop-y or whatever in country,
they can still get an award in their genre.
So it's not all bad, I don't think.
Although the new award,
there's a way that the other one gets awarded.
Like I got the real country award.
You got the DEI one.
The whites was looking at that farm system
that the blacks had going in country.
They was like, oh fuck this.
A lot of young talent.
The G-League.
Them gray whites got on Instagram and TikTok,
seeing what some of these 15, 16 year old blacks
were doing, they stopped just looking at Mason Ramsey.
Oh shit, we got to have a meeting y'all.
I think it's also going to have like some ageism shit too though,
because I have a feeling that a lot of the traditional country is going to be old
people and a lot of the contemporary will be young people.
So that's kind of a weird thing too.
That's interesting.
Cause I'm thinking now like how I would feel if they did that with reggae you know like like because like imagine like when dance
hall became a craze if all the roots reggae people were like no that ain't reggae this is
that's something I'm sure that didn't happen. But some of them old head niggas that like some of my workers
they don't like that shit they look at that shit like some of my older workers that are
do you have you ever hired a citizen? They think of me racist by the state.
Right.
No, I'm telling you.
Because you don't mean to be.
No, a lot of my workers, they older people
from the Caribbean like Guyana and Jamaica,
shit like that.
They look at...
Can't beat the allegations.
No, listen, they look at Sean Paul and them like,
that shit ain't that.
They be listening to Bernie Spears and all of that shit.
Like they don't look at that shit like that's traditional
You let him keep the Walkman while they work Let's get to it. Get busy. You better get busy with the walls.
Get busy.
The biggest thing is for some of my workers.
Some of my workers are from the islands.
Okay, I believe you, bro.
I'm repeating what you said.
Anyways.
And they're not going to air none of these awards, no way. that's the other funny part the traditional they put all this shit maybe
no no nobody traditional that's the rate family calls sorry buddy that's getting
aired listen Grammys I'm just waiting for y'all to follow suit and add the podcast award.
I don't care about these awards.
I don't care about none of these shits.
Then they gonna water that down too.
Great.
It'll be one.
And then flash the camera to me, Gilly.
Charlamagne.
Yo you're an idiot. Norrie. Niggas that matter. Fucking Charlamagne. Yo, you're an idiot, mother. Norrie.
Niggas that matter.
Fucking Charlamagne.
Who else, who else, who else?
Rogan will be in there.
Theo Vaughn.
Shultz might show up, you know what I mean?
The podcast award when they add it
is gonna be where the smoke is happening at.
Shady, boy.
That's gonna be,
we gonna bring it back to the Source Awards.
We gonna bring it back to...
Yo, y'all want...
Jersey got something to say.
Y'all want your co-hosts all in your videos.
Dancing, yeah, word.
All in your billboard.
Charlotte.
Did you say all in your billboard?
Yeah, she said.
Wow.
Look at this thing. I'd put you on the billboard if I thought you could make an impact. Oh, yeah. Wow. I'd put you on the Billboard
if I thought you could make an impact.
Oh, shit.
You're so shady.
You're so fucking shady.
You're like, you're such a piece of shit.
I love you sometimes.
Anywhoos.
I love you too, I love you too, man.
And I'm talking shit out there for the male eye.
I'm kidding.
I know how she can make an impact,
but that's against the law.
Oh, yeah.
You can't.
Pesky HR.
Title IX.
Title IX.
Fucking rights.
Title IX, title IX.
Oh, shit.
Fucking women's rights.
Okay.
I'm gonna go with the title IX.
I'm gonna go with the title IX.
I'm gonna go with the title IX.
I'm gonna go with the title IX.
I'm gonna go with the title IX.
I'm gonna go with the title IX.
I'm gonna go with the title IX.
I'm gonna go with the title IX.
I'm gonna go with the title IX.
I'm gonna go with the title IX. I'm gonna go with the title IX. I'm gonna go with the title IX. I'm gonna go with the title IX. I'm gonna Title nine smiley ass. Oh shit.
Okay.
I'm sure there's something else going on.
Yeah, Marcus is.
I'm sure there's something else going on in music.
What else is going on in music?
Do we have any deep analysis of Kendrick
doing the fucking Toronto show and the whole crowd?
Getting a standing ovation.
Yeah, yeah.
Asking for an encore an encore whole crowd in Toronto
Singing the shit word for word
I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. No Kendrick's popular
It's kind of a thing. Yeah, and a lot of people don't internalize that shit like other people Yes, sir. My fuckers be mad like yo you like yeah do like that
Bye bye and looking at that shit like that and Drake will do the same thing LA, right?
Imagine yeah
We let it play so y'all understand what was happening
Hey Hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, huh? That's audio or video?
It ain't gonna go down Oh, there they go, there they go, that's the real shit, they're getting loud now.
Listen, no I gotta get to point, let it go, let it go, let it go.
And Baka got a weird K-2-A around 35, love a boy 35, here it go. And it's... Is that the most impactful dis line of all time?
This one is up to you.
Trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor. it's up to you. Hmm. Trying to strike a chord and it's probably A minor.
It's up to you.
I don't know if any other, like that shit just rings out
in stadiums. Maybe one of them hit them up lines.
But no single line that hit them up hits that hard.
First line.
That's why I fucked your bitchy fat mother fucker.
That's why I fucked your bitchy fat mother fucker.
It wasn't rapping it.
That's what I'm saying, like bar?
I thought Push's whole you are hiding a child thing
was pretty impactful, but it's not gonna get an audience
to respond the way.
Not even as close.
Not even the same bar bar.
Is anything can take over Ether that hard?
Yes.
Well, this hard?
No.
That's what I'm saying.
What's the name, the opener?
Fuck Jersey.
Niggas like that shit.
Yeah, but when it,
Ain't a barter. Yeah, ain't a bar that I get bar. Yeah
Oh, you've been in the smart enough not smart enough not for
Four albums in ten years now, I could divide that's one of me. Let's say to to them. She's with
Nothing is as sudden and in fact
None of those none of those lines are gonna have an audience of people not an audience a
stadium of people across the way man. I should
The Grammys they screamed that shit. Yeah, and that's crazy cuz whole super bowl crazy lines
You know I'm saying like the Grammys they scream that shit
This record was number one for mad long
Yeah, I mean there's no other diss record that's gonna go in that category
Baby outside of back to back.
And I don't know if back to back went number one.
I don't think it did.
It didn't stay there.
It didn't stay there.
It didn't stay there.
It didn't stay there for half a year.
It wasn't that.
The Margarina.
All right, so I'll go with yes.
This is the most impactful diss line,
maybe of all time.
It's a few though in that one song.
Yeah.
Is it now that,
cause that wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa.
Everybody's gonna say that. That's another one. Yeah. Is it now that, because that, what, what, what, what, what, everybody's going to say that.
That's another one.
Yeah.
Do you now think this is, because we had a debate a while
back, kind of, on camera, off camera,
and I was saying this was the biggest, this song ever,
you said I was a prisoner at the moment.
You still feel that way?
Well, I didn't say that.
I think that, I think that.
You said that, but.
I didn't say that.
Not just eloquently?
No.
No, he said it.
He better just don't remember.
I believe that Hit Him Up is the best. That's what you said to me, that you said Hit Him Up is still taking. Yeah. You just eloquently? No. No, he said he barely just don't remember. I believe that Hit Him Up is the best.
That's what you said to me that you said
Hit Him Up is still taking.
Yeah.
You still think that?
Yeah.
It depends on what perspective you looking from.
It's hard to argue with.
If you looking from a commercial perspective,
yeah this song is it.
I remember what Hit Him Up did.
I was in my bed and my roommate called me.
We wasn't even speaking.
He said, yo, wake up, yo.
Hit Him Up definitely revolutionized the diss track. And the first line. That was the first like, Hip hop wasn't where yo. You got here to shit. Like, yo, dog. Revolutionize the diss track.
And the first line.
That was the first like,
hip hop wasn't where it is today.
He didn't tour it.
We didn't have an internet.
Yeah, you ain't have an internet.
You ain't have all of these vehicles
that will get that shit out there.
My nigga, he's talking about niggas got sickle cell.
He was going crazy.
Nobody did that back then.
Yeah, no, I mean, it was up there.
That nigga took it somewhere that nobody ever did.
And it was a relative hit, you know what I mean?
It wasn't this kind of thing.
But it's also lasted the test of time
because people will make memes out of the first line.
You know, like first of all, fuck your bitch,
and then click you.
People use that shit for everything.
What was it?
I would actually like to hear Melissa Ford rendition
the karaoke version of Hit-A-Walk.
First of all.
First of all. First of all.
First of all.
You fucked up her.
You fat fucker.
You fat fucker.
You play.
Style.
And the clique you're in.
You're in your group.
You and your friends.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
And he's doing it again tonight.
And he's doing it again tonight. And he's doing it again tonight.
Toronto again?
I think so, right?
It's double headers.
I was shocked, I was shocked.
I wasn't shocked, but I paused for a second
when I read that he had a 25 police car escort
take him there and immediately after the show
take me back to the airport, I'm flying home.
Smart man.
Oh, so he's not there again.
I'm not there. No, he is there. But he went home after the show, take me back to the airport, I'm flying home, smart man. I'm going home. I'm not smart.
No, he is there.
But he went home after the first show.
He did not stay.
Oh well.
I'm not mad at that.
No.
Yeah, he's out here.
I'm not mad at that.
He came to New York.
When it's time to go, he's gonna get back on the plane.
45 minutes away.
Head back out, that's superstar shit there, boy.
And not for nothing, that's just a testament too,
to the power that this boy got in Canada.
Yeah.
That nigga Drake is like the president of Canada, my nigga,
so I'm not even gonna take no risks,
or nobody doing no dumb shit.
I'm not having the...
I'm ready to hate.
I'll throw some hate out there.
Concierge nigga or the nigga bringing the food
and room service, doing some stupid shit.
Where do we get that from,
that Drake is the president of Canada?
It's a joke.
I mean, it's not a joke.
It's not a joke, but it is a joke.
You don't think that Drake has been the biggest artist
in Canada history?
But that's different than-
I think that's very different
than being the president of Canada.
That he can push him.
No, no, but in terms of-
I'm not saying that he can't make some things happen
in that city if he wanted to.
This is what I'm saying.
You're right.
Yes, you're right.
I'm not negating that.
I'm not sure that he would even-
I'm not sure that he would do it. The bigger fear would be someone doing it on their own volition. What I'm saying. You're right. Yes, you're right. I'm not negating it. I'm not sure that he would even
The bigger fear would be someone doing on their own volition what I'm saying is right. That's that's true
What this concert showed you in Canada is there's more to canada
Not disagreeing with that But they still don't take away the fact that they're stupid little motherfuckers that'll push a button thinking that they're doing something for you
Y'all not gonna be able to smell kendrick's cologne not even in the elevator once you get off
Y'all not gonna be able to get near him. I mean who's shocked by this
Let me ask you this shocked by him announcing two back-to-back dates out there that little idiot dude doing all he can to threaten
They who's shocked by how Kendrick is moving
No, but you just still said he is taking precaution
and had a 25 car convoy bringing him back and forth.
So he don't share the same sentiment as you.
Cause if he shared the same sentiment as you,
he would have stayed in a Toronto hotel somewhere
or a Canada hotel and not hijetted it out of there.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, it's bigger than Kendrick at that point.
That's possible, That's possible.
Nobody is allowing that to happen.
I'm not disagreeing.
He's out of here.
You can't get near him.
I think he's saying the proof of Drake's power
is the fact that he's taking it this seriously.
The company did that.
Let's say it's not Kendrick's team.
Let's say it's not Live Nation.
Let's say it's TD.
Let's say whoever it is.
Somebody is acknowledging that something
could potentially happen,
so they took a different
approach to this particular tour.
I don't, yes, you're right.
Okay.
I'm not going to put that on Drake.
No.
Because this is a big broadcast.
No, I'm not saying him.
We're saying that a fool could think that they standing up for their hometown and do
some stupid shit.
We see it all the time.
Somebody could be like, yo, I'm representing.
Nobody's negating this stuff that you say. Yeah. But you Somebody could be like, yo, I'm representing.
Nobody's negating this stuff that you say.
But you saying that you think it's,
I'm overstating it.
No, I don't.
Do you recognize the threat?
Yeah.
I'm speaking to the ability to move a certain way
once you do.
This is un- really heard of in touring circles.
Yeah.
Yeah. The magnitude of this song and this beef is unheard of in touring circles. Yeah. Yeah.
The magnitude of this song and this beef is unheard of.
True.
The shit that they put the country in a fucking.
No, niggas got shot by them.
I'm about to say people really died with pocket biggie.
Yeah, niggas died by them, hit them up.
True.
I'm talking about they put the country on pause.
The magnitude of the battle, yes.
The magnitude of the beef, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, battle.
I just want to highlight that this is not normal activity for a tour to fly back
home when you have a I think that's why I think that's super full of people
they went to a new whole king I place the Chinese they really came up stupid. A what? New Old King might be one of the real winners.
Yeah, that shit like a tourist attraction.
No, ain't no like.
It's a tourist attraction.
Game of Thrones.
Are you talking about the Chinese restaurant in Toronto?
Yes.
Yeah.
That was mentioned in the songs.
This video of kids in there just acting a fool.
Listen, I'm happy for them, man.
And again, recognize that this is over a year later that we have
What a victory last year damn near year over a year I was like June May or June no, they're not like us anniversary
Yeah, it was like Memorial Day weekend or something like that somewhere around major Yeah, so but even then even to that did we think that he wasn't gonna sell out them stadiums the average
concert goer
Is some lily white person that could give a fuck about that shit. I want to see the music think that he wasn't gonna sell out them stadiums? The average concert goer is some Lily White person
that could give a fuck about that shit.
I wanna see the music.
I wanna hear the music.
I wanna see the show.
That stadium was packed.
Like that video was filmed from the rafters.
I can believe it.
Yeah.
Insane.
I can believe that.
I wouldn't have doubted it.
That shit is impressive.
Listen, shout out to Kendrick, man.
Shout out to Kendrick, super impressive. He's still on the impressive. Shout out to Kendrick, man. Shout out to Kendrick, super impressive.
He's still on the run.
Shout out to Toronto.
Word.
Shout out to the people that had a chance
to see what that was like, especially out there.
That had to be a moment.
Yeah, shout out to Drake, man.
I don't wanna undersell his participation
in the most entertaining beef of all time.
Yeah, that's true.
Y'all playing around.
Not like us is cool, but there's some other heat.
I remember pushing DT with a man that I'm whipping two Mazdas. entertaining beef of all time. Yeah, that's true. Y'all playing around. Not Like Us is cool, but there's some other heat out.
I remember pushing DT with a man that whipped him two Mazdas.
Grocery shop in a Royale Plaza.
Me and Lil' Sanjo's broke on a Gaza.
First floor room, man, it was a matter.
Yeah, fuck all that Not Like Us shit, nigga.
We back.
Now shorty see me and say, oh my god, it's Mr. Tumaza.
I'm with Smigolino, I'm with Smigolacci,
Mr. Domi, Mr. Gucci, and Prada.
All right, Mr. Gucci, and Prada Alright, man
That's the shit that dropped today, right?
Yeah
Easily the worst song I ever heard
It's what?
In my life
It is
The worst Drake I ever heard in my life
What was that, just a single?
The worst Drake's homeboy I ever heard in my life
Single, EP, remake?
My future
I'm a six-dog bob, it's a bulldog, both could've been like this
Him and Smally
Some nights I wanna cut, cause the city's been hot like lava
Yeah, little Waterloo road trip shorty see me and say oh shit girl that's Mr. Tumasa
And they calling me that cuz I watch Tumasa
I can't. Yeah, that's bad. I can't y'all. I'm sorry. That's bad. I'm sorry when Iceman drops
If it's some shit on the app like, this, this, no, no, no, no, no, and no.
I thought it was interesting they canceled that Kaisenatt stream or pushed it back rather.
Yeah, I don't know what the, I don't know what the impetus was.
He was supposed to go preview the album, right? Or something.
I don't know. They said that something was supposed to be.
What was the stream of? Kaisenatt. K to be the stream of Oh it's a video video premier got it okay hmm who
knows anyway yeah it's pushed back what y'all see that Sabrina Carpenter album
cover I did it's interesting but why is it interesting I mean it's interesting. But why is it interesting? It's provocative.
I mean it is interesting.
I see everybody trying to figure out the meaning behind it.
She's on her knees getting her hair pulled by a man, right?
That's the...
She's on her knees.
With a ribbon on. She's got a black bow.
I mean I don't know if that's a part of the deciphering.
Okay.
She's getting her hair pulled by a man.
Who you don't see. She's in the kind of what
would be seen as like an oral sex kind of position. A submissive. Yeah. Submissive position. Yeah.
She's on her knees. Her head is up to like his pelvis. And the album name is Man's Best Friend.
Right. Oh, she's getting under her freaky bag. Okay. It's a big jump from espresso. Indeed. I
guess the pushback is what?
People that, I've seen pushback on her tour stuff because she does some racy outfits,
stripping her clothes off thing, and parents are taking their kids to these shows and they
think that that's inappropriate.
I think that, remember Christina Aguilera said basically when she first dropped, you had to do everything
that the label wanted you to do.
So you got to pull out this, what a girl want, you got to do all of that shit.
That was a good call sign up to me.
You know he done did that before.
But yo, when the real you comes out, your next album, once you prove to be successful,
they give you a little bit more leeway.
This might be the real her.
Well these are also, both these are, so we're talking about came from
child star, Disney or Nickelodeon.
So your first couple projects the labels want you to still do the innocent girl
bullshit and you want to talk about giving blowjob.
This is, this is weird. So I'm on her page and I'm a extremely passive fan. I like some
of her music. I don't rush out to go hear it, buy an album, whatever. So a lot of people
are debating in the comments whether or not this was a use of irony and sarcasm because
apparently she has been very vocal about the concept of de-centering men, you know, and so this
definitely is completely opposite to that type of rhetoric. So...
It's dope.
Well, we don't know that because we haven't heard the album.
Yeah, we don't know it.
She could very well be doing just that when you hear the music.
Yeah. And I think that's dope. And then the album cover makes a whole bunch of sense. We don't know it. She could very well be doing just that when you hear the music.
Yeah.
And I think that's dope.
And then the album cover makes a whole bunch of sense.
Yeah.
Yeah, so because she's got people up in fucking arms
in her comments, but there's also-
Why?
They suck a dick?
Why do people be up in arms about shit?
Y'all suck dick.
And behind-
Trigger warning anybody that has yet to suck a dick.
It's no trigger.
They all love sucking dick. And give their be a trick. It's no trigger.
They all love sucking dick.
Yeah.
They ain't give their hair pulled a little bit.
In the crazy shit.
Yes, that's y'all bag.
In the crazy shit is people be stone cold freaks
behind closed doors and will critique
the other freaks in public.
That shit is nuts to me.
That shit is insane to me, B.
I think part of it is the problem.
I don't think that that's what's happening here.
No, I don't know.
We took it a, went on a tangent.
I'm just saying.
But even if it's not what's happening,
I think it's dope.
It's a conversation piece to go look at my album cover.
Yeah, and I think-
Hopefully, buy my shit to hear what I'm talking about.
I think a lot of artists go through this.
You know what I mean?
First, I mean, I think y'all right.
I mean, the Disney thing I think is part of it.
People saw her as a Disney person.
And even though she's 26 now, it's like.
At what point do you stop looking at me
like, you know, pretty proper and innocent?
That's not who I am.
And then I think artists want people to be,
we want artists to be who we want them to be.
Remember when That's the Way Love Goes came out?
Yes.
That video, which.
People lost their fucking shit.
Yeah.
And J-Lo was in that joint too.
Anyway.
Get the behind me.
I can't sit on this couch, man.
I'm on this horny ass couch.
But like, no, but people didn't love that. And by the time Janet got to the velvet rope,
that whole stretch where Janet was embracing her own sexuality, niggas was not happy.
That's true.
Some people, like Beyonce does things too sexual at some point. It's like,
we want people to be what we want them to be sometimes.
And as a parent, you taking your parent, your kids to these concerts, I get it.
That's different.
Janet was riding the nigga on it,
you know what I mean, like I get it.
I'm just saying.
Oh boy, stop, knock it the fuck off.
As a parent, you're gonna get a concert.
In some concerts, your kids should not be.
Yeah, but if you go to the concert
based on the first three albums,
and then the fourth album.
But if you go to a concert based on your kids.
You're bad.
True. That's your bad.
That's true. I agree. Because that's what with Britney Spears, like people like this stretch, and then the next album. You're going to a concert based on your kids. You're bad. True. That's your bad. That's true.
Because that's what Britney Spears,
like people like this stretch.
And then the next album is this.
So I'm bringing you to the concert
thinking about these three.
That is true.
And then your fourth album, you riding.
We got some Mel shade coming.
It's not shade.
Baby hit me one more time.
She's dressed up like the naughty school girl.
We could see the direction she was about to go in
and it was fuck Nickelodeon, fuck Disney.
I'm that bitch and you about to see it.
Like, come on now.
And as a parent, if you're only, as a parent,
if you're only familiar with the first few projects, right?
That's what your daughters are idolizing.
And then you go take your daughters
and you spend this money and she coming out,
Christina Aguilera with Redman and the water on her knees,
like you like, what the fuck?
Yeah, concerts is one of the topics
where I just don't want to hear none of that parent shit.
Send your kids to the Wild Wave concert
or some PG-13 shit, that's safe.
Hell no, Friday on Ice.
And let artists be artists.
But the hard part was, the hard part, she was PG-13.
Mark, I comprehend that.
For most artists, there was a time
where you could bring your kids to this show,
you could bring your kid to the earlier Prince show,
you could bring your kid to the earlier Tina Turner show,
the earlier Madonna show,
then when Prince got into his erotic phase,
maybe you should leave your kid on.
When Madonna does justify my love,
maybe it's not time for your fucking kid to go.
Concerts are shit.
No, I'm a great artist.
There are kid-friendly concerts and, dang!
And also, Sabrina was leaning heavily into, like,
you know, that whole Betty Boop kind of thing,
that pinup girl.
This is a foregone fucking conclusion
that she's trying to shed the innocent look
and, you know, kind of spread her wings
into becoming a woman and examining what that means to her.
And it's gonna take different forms and shapes
the older that she fucking gets.
But you could see her leaning into it
from her performances on award shows.
You know, Doug, there are people out there
that have a different type of relationship with their kids.
There's foreign stars, there's people out there.
If you wanna do that with your kid, cool.
Normal kids, sit your fucking ass home
for the show that starts at 9.30, 10.
Sorry, everything ain't gotta be kid friendly.
That's true. Agreed, agreed.
That's true. Agreed.
So, yeah. Yeah, let's bring it
in the fucking bag. Thank you, Corey.
But now because of this album cover
and because of, you know, what people,
like the frenzy is causing, I'm actually now very interested to hear what the songs are
gonna be about so I guess it were mission fucking accomplished yeah yeah
and a lot of them kids whose parents are outraged they're gonna sneak and get the
album anyway they're absolutely going maybe all the parents who are outraged
you got to remember we were listening to to live crew we were listening to a
Dina Howard and there I'm sure that there's a white version
of what I'm saying.
Yeah, there is.
Madonna, right.
Madonna, okay, yeah, sure.
Prince, there's a whole, we gotta remember
that at one point we were a kid,
we were seeking to listen to the shit
our parents would not have agreed with us listening to.
So, yeah.
Yeah, no, that's true.
It's just a rite of passage.
I just hate that we did some somewhere along the lines,
we began to treat music differently than movies.
Like movie are gonna, the movie will let you know
when a kid ain't supposed to be there.
And if the kid tried to sneak in,
the movie gonna do their best to get their little ass
out of there without a parent.
Like there's some artists that just ain't
for your kid to show up here.
I think it's more the disappointment. I think you're right about everything you just said.
Take that to the Millennium Tour.
But that be the shit though. Sometimes that be the disappointment. It's like my kid could go to the Bow Wow Show up until this point.
My kid could go to the Such and Such Show up to this point and now they've changed and now I'm mad.
Like you're right. Don't bring them to the show. But like I think that's why people are outraged.
I think they're just mad that they can't do that thing
that they could do.
I could depend on Sabrina before,
I could depend on Britney before now.
I ain't got nothing.
Everything being kid friendly is what ruined
part of my experience watching the Ying Yang twins
perform at BET Awards.
That show was hilarious.
Wait, will I show you this?
Wait, will I show you this?
What, did they still say skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet?
I was like, yeah.
Wait, will I show you this? And they still said ski ski ski ski
and the stupid kids today. They don't know that that ain't how to song go a
kid when that song came out.
Wait, do you see my dick? It was pandemonium in the club now look what
you're making a twins do. Wait, I show you so you wanted him to say. Where do
you see my dick on bet? I'm an adult. I'm an adult. What do you think I wanted them to say, where do you see my dick on bet? I'm an adult.
I'm an adult. What do you think? I wanted them to say they could have just blocked out dick and bitch right. Where do you see my dick and they had it and
they had the delay.
That's the song your kids will impeach you with. When you talk about their
music, they wait. Wait, y'all was in the club dancing to the way you see my
sweat drip down my ball.
Wait, y'all was in the club dancing to the way you see my dick. So the sweat dripped down my balls.
Right.
And talk.
Oh fuck.
That's really just a bad clean.
That's a bad clean.
There's such thing as a bad clean version.
What's a good clean for that?
How do you clean up the way you see my dick?
What would you do as an artist?
Shh.
Way you see my shh.
I like that.
Or they do like the moans.
Yeah.
Like when you see my dick. Sound effects. Okay, so you wouldn't the moans. Yeah, sound effects.
OK, so you wouldn't change the bar.
Sound effects and noises.
You can't hit them with the, ah.
What are you talking about?
I mean, I wasn't, you know.
What are you talking about?
She might not have did the voiceover.
She did.
Got you, got you, got you.
I mean, you know.
What else is there in music?
What else is happening in music?
Pretty quiet release week.
I don't think I've caught much of anything.
I want to enter a new line into the worst
barred-in-hove ever spit.
Okay.
Not that I was ever doing a segment on that before.
I don't know what the worst-hove line is today.
I got a few.
But as an adult, I'm listening to
Addicted to the Game the other day.
And that beat is just...
Streets keep calling my name.
I love that song. Love that song. And I hear Hov say, in my adult brain now,
I guess I'm more like a bitch with a belly, but her ass is tight.
with a belly but her ass is tight. I got here in the context.
We gotta break this down.
I get it.
What's the problem?
I'll get it.
It's a weird bar for a dude to spit.
I'm like a bitch with a belly but her ass is tight.
Maybe I need context, what happens before,
what happens after?
That's what I said.
Okay.
That ain't the greatest bar for a man to be spittin'.
With some oil, some water, some bacon,
so that a name of life,
my belly has been replaced with other forms of starvation.
I guess it's just the need to be heard.
I need niggas to say I can't believe your words.
I'm just an addict, addicted to music.
Thoughts is sporadic, I gotta un-confuse it
Sorta like a Rubik's Cube is
Every album's a color, but I fuck up the album's color
I guess I'm more like a bitch with a belly, but her ass is right
Right. So.
Seriously, seriously. So.
I need to hear how you close it. Y'all don't understand me still.
I never enjoy my success, but my family will.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's not getting this off.
Break it down for us, then, Ish.
I get it.
I get it.
It's like a GIF and a curse.
Like, yo, Shorty got a little Fupa, but her ass is fat.
You understand what I'm saying?
Like, it's like, eh.
So you like that?
That's a horrible lie.
That is a horrible lie.
Fupa got that good shit up on the d-pad.
That's a horrible lie.
That's a horrible lie.
Fupa got that good shit up on the d-pad.
That's a horrible lie.
That's a horrible lie.
That's a horrible lie. That's a horrible lie. That's a's like eh. So you like that? That's a horrible line.
That is a horrible line.
That Fupa got that good shit up under there.
I'm not saying that the sentiment is wrong.
I'm saying a rapper saying that is nuts.
I'm like a bitch with a belly.
But her ass is right.
Come on.
I guess I'm more like a bitch with a belly,
but her ass is right.
No, nigga.
No, I'm not. The way you spit it at first was- That might be one of the worst Jay-Z lines A bitch with a belly but her ass is right No nigga
Nah, I'm not, I hear you
The way you spit that first one
That might be one of the worst Jay-Z lines I've ever heard
It's not great
It's not a good line
It's not, no
It's okay
He said it fly
He said it fly, but
It's not bad enough for me to come to the show with it, but
But it's not his best work
What do you think is the worst?
You said you had a couple.
I mean, for me it'd be the corny lines
or shit that don't make sense.
Like what's the joint, is it already,
where does he say I'm half man, half mammal?
Oh yeah, when he was.
That's 10 times worse than that.
Right, you can't say you're half man.
And he sung that.
Right.
And he was singing it.
Is that already home?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, nah.
That bothers me a lot. That was horrible. Yeah, yeah, nah. That bothers me a lot.
Horrible.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
I went back and listened to Jay Electronica's album and I still, it's not good.
What?
Not good.
What? You've written testimony?
That's the one.
You are out of your mind!
That's the one with him and Jay-Z?
Yeah.
Jay-Z went crazy on that album.
It's Jay Electronica's album. but Jay Z went crazy on that album.
Jay, what?
Mark, you go what?
Y'all don't like that? You can get your pitch higher and higher.
I'm about to be Mariah.
I'm kind of liking it at the time, but I went back and was like,
I just do it all the time.
I love that album. Makes sense.
Jay Electronica is among my greats.
I just don't think that album was Makes sense. I'm a Jay Electronica. I love Jay Electronica. Yeah, he's among my greats. I just don't think that album was very good.
The faves, I should say.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, y'all are fucking me up with that.
I'm shocked.
I like Jay Electronica a lot.
That's why I'm surprised.
You know the era where you have to say that is over.
Y'all don't have to say it.
I do, I like it.
Y'all might be stuck in whatever year that was happening.
Y'all don't have to qualify that way.
I'm going to say J Electronica is on my list of artists.
You like him for other reasons because it's called nation shit.
No, because there's almost no J Electronica version I think is wack.
Well, there aren't a lot of those.
There aren't a lot of J Electronica versions.
So y'all niggas would all be, I don't hate him.
Why would you hate him? He don't rap
No, I think you're right. He but the you can definitely rap. I said he's don't rap He means he don't rap. I didn't say he can't know. No, no, no. Do you think he held his own on that album?
Yes, I hated the production was my main thing and a lot of was him
Respect those I think I would have liked some some of the sonically some stuff
I don't like even the way it was mixed a little bit. Yeah, but I thought he wrapped his ass off
I mean, I wouldn't do an album with whole for my debut album
Whole held his own but no I thought Jay I thought Jay morning I thought just some verses we got the best of
Well, we'll have to take your word for it because I heard no one heard it. I heard and
It was not what it for Grammy
I heard that no one heard it. I heard it and it was not for Grammy
That now and only they get to listen to it that doesn't mean that at least five people listen to you, okay
No, it's great. I'm gonna any got more work coming. I know for facts. I just talked to me I know for fact, I'm sure
I'll be excited to hear some new Jay electronic. That just was not it for my anxiety is a new cardi
I'll be excited if a new Big L first dropped.
Wow.
What are y'all talking about?
That's a big difference.
No it's not.
We got a new Slick Rick album today.
Wait hold up I want to have my favorite one.
Album?
Album.
Bitch.
There's a new Slick Rick album, it's part of the Mass Appeal
roll out thing which a Big L album is coming on that. I'm curious to see what that's going better one. This is just like Rick Alvin's part of the Mass Appeal roll out thing, which a big album is coming on that.
I'm curious to see what that's going to be.
It sounded really dope.
There's a couple of records that are a little housey,
which I didn't love.
It's really short.
It's only like 27 minutes long.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's pretty dope.
It's nice that you're just like Rick in 2025.
Story telling still?
Yeah.
There's a record for you on there actually.
It's called Landlord.
Oh, shit.
Nas is on here. Yeah, Nas is on there. Q-tip did a beat, record for you on there actually, it's called Landlord. Oh, shit. Nas is on here.
Yeah, Nas is on there.
Q-tip did a beat, I think, on there.
Yeah, it's dope though.
Oh, I'm gonna listen to this one.
It's just gonna like Landlord.
I might be asleep.
I'm gonna listen to this one.
You rapping about putting people out?
Kinda.
He's rapping about the trials and tribulations
of being a landlord.
That's funny.
It's not my bag to put the people out either.
I know, I know.
Yeah, I know.
I think you did. Decopator, Decop, I know. Take a niggas to straw.
Which I cut off after 20, 25 minutes.
I cut that shit off.
Oh shit.
Alright we got Jay-Lex, Slick Rick, what else?
Total time capsule.
Let's do it. Who else? I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think all right. There was a deluxe Wayne album that I'm not pressing play on.
Can't be no worse.
I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think all right. There was a deluxe Wayne album that I'm not pressing play on. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. That's funny. I think I said redhead kingpin. Oh my lord. That's funny. I think I'll rap.
There was a Deluxe Wayne album
that I'm not pressing play on.
Can't be no worse.
Yeah, it's good.
It's good.
It could be more songs from that session.
I was hoping there was some remixes of,
because some of those songs would be better
just with better production.
Well, Nicki hopped on Welcome to N.O.
She did. That's true.
That's true.
I didn't hear it yet, so I heard it.
I heard, I heard about it.
She got busy. She got busy.
She took a- she sounded great. She took a couple shots. I ain't listening to rap shit. I don't care.
Did any R&B drop? Huh? Any R&B drop?
Chris Brown dropped a single. Yeah, actually. I'm gonna play that as a sleeper. Okay.
Nothing else, really.
Amariah dropped some- just songs. Songs dropped. Fucking Kehlani dropped.
Kehlani dropped.
I'll probably play that.
Yeah, that was my number two.
Well, nobody asked you for your number two.
Nobody asked you what you was playing, nigga.
Your number two.
When did somebody announce?
Because I thought you were to play the Chris Brown song
on the segment.
So I had to
pinpoint nothing I'm about to ever do good I'm not predictable in that manner
okay you don't know what song I'm getting to okay J a fucking leg
Sabrina Claudio dropped last week I noticed that album mm-hmm Is she still racist? I forgave her.
Okay.
Listen, y'all still been letting Doja Cat rock. I'm letting Sabrina Claudio rock.
If it's fire, it's fine.
Yeah, I know, but fuck it.
I hate that fucking morals have made their way into music.
Why?
I do hate it though.
Like why do we know who's a racist?
Good question.
Social media.
Why do we know who's-
Cause they outed themselves.
What do you mean?
Everybody didn't out themselves.
There's a long, yeah, little tweets.
They kinda out you.
If you write a tweet, if you write a post on your Instagram,
if you write some shit for the world to see it,
you gave it to the world.
Instagram, if you write some shit for the world to see it, you gave it to the world.
Do somebody want to tell me where's Sweetie at?
That's a good question.
She must've got wifed up or something.
That's misogynistic, my damn.
Well, I'm just saying that when people disappear
for a long time, male or female.
Sweetie, Ice Spice, it's a few people.
Where the fuck they went?
Their whole little subgenre is a little light.
I won't say nothing about Mariah the Scientist
having one of my favorite songs out right now
and talking about it nowhere during the BET Awards
and why that could have happened.
No comment.
But it's funny.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I have no idea why.
I know that that song is fire enough
for her to have done a couple interviews.
What's the song called?
I don't know, but it's fire.
It's a dope song.
Yeah, Burning Blue, Burning Blue.
It's dope.
Okay. I played that on this song is fire
All the girlies are playing this shit. This shit is fire, but young thought kept dragging around every week
With a mask
Pop is allowed
Oh my god
You are not gonna do an interview over here.
Holy shit.
Nah, this song is all the way fire.
I got that blue fever
Cold as ice till you can't hear
You're like a long-haired, breathing creature
Your ears don't burn how it appears
This through you could make me tell Gotta be careful. Who else was looking funny at the BET Awards on my second viewing?
Oh, they tearing Eric a minute ass up
for rolling up on Bow Wow like that.
What'd she say?
She just popped up on the wall,
he was doing an interview.
Well, he was working.
Yeah.
He was working, she popped up on him,
said, surprise, and are you proud of me?
But she was real happy and giddy.
But the internet was frying up
because of some abuse shit that I ain't touching.
Ah!
What, I ain't touching it?
Anytime somebody abuse somebody out there,
they want me to go, no.
No.
Sorry.
What else happened funny?
Moneybag Yo is going viral
because his picture at the BET Awards.
What'd he do? He looks like he going viral because his picture at the BET Awards.
What'd he do? He looks like he's had quite a bit of bro talks.
No, he got a lot of shit done.
He looks like he got a lot, a lot done.
And I guess people are just now noticing.
It wasn't the most, the picture didn't favor him the best.
Oh, okay. Could have been bad lighting, you know?
No, he got a lot of shit done.
No, it's definitely not bad lighting.
He got it done. Whatever they saying he got done, he wouldn't got it done.
Niggas are so secretive about the shit. Nigger, we got eyes.
We remember when you came out and we're looking at you now.
How would you guys, what do you think the response would be if somebody came out and we're looking at you now. How would you guys, what do you think the response would be
if somebody came out and said, yeah, you know,
I got a little bit of bro-tox here and I got my eyes pulled up here.
Absolutely nothing. You would get clown for a week.
No, it depends on, it depends on.
Nigga Funk Flex recorded himself putting cups and lipos sticks in his ass.
We clowned him for a week and everybody went on with their life.
It depends on your image, though.
Some of these people's images are of this.
What I can't kill you if I got my body done?
Make this make sense for me.
What can't I do if I got my body done?
Like I'm a thug n***a, you getting your eyebrows torqued.
The thug n****s is the ones that's getting their body done.
I don't know that, I'm just saying.
I'm telling you.
So that's why a n***a nigga would wanna keep it secretive.
Why?
Is vanity seen as like a feminine trait?
Yeah. No.
It shouldn't be, but it is.
I don't know what he got done, allegedly got done.
But if a man went out and started getting his
He's up to, he doesn't, you didn't get the height, right?
Cheekbones and all that shit changed.
Well, isn't that vanity?
It takes away from some of your thug is a rumble.
How? How? You can't be like a your thug is a rumble. How?
How?
You can't be like a vain thug?
You can't bust your gun if you got your cheekbones lifted.
I feel like that would be beneficial if you busted,
like get your shit.
That wasn't me, somebody else.
Your mug shot will be tea, you know what I'm saying?
Or that.
It's crazy.
It's hard to be a thug with like that kind of vein.
Unless you're a pimp.
That's the one space where you're supposed to be vain.
You get your hair done, you get your nails right.
You know what I mean?
But you can't do that as like a regular gangster nigga.
You can't walk out.
Look at all the things you can and can't do.
That's the problem with this, man.
And the idea of masculinity.
That's it.
Get your lips injected.
Bust your ass.
Right.
I can't believe you on this side of this.
Why? Because your ass is laser
All right, so let's be clear that was medical no
Not just that was it medical no, I'm not a thug that's number one
I don't portray myself to be that to me voice man. All right anyway
I don't portray myself to be that to me voice been anyway.
Number two,
my whole energy is so if somebody got the ass done, it's not getting a face or some nigga. You got hair removed from your body.
That's not getting some fucking lipo lip shit. I will agree with this with it.
Chuckles is that we're not seeing his ass talking about. We're not seeing his
ass. There's a difference. It's not even remotely ass. What are you talking about? What do you think, man? I'm not seeing his ass. There's a difference.
It's not even remotely close.
You getting hair removed off your body.
If your ass.
Your ass.
So?
That's generally not.
If you shave your balls, nigga, what's the difference?
That's not your ass.
It's all about what we think men do.
And men don't usually shave their ass.
Well, there's a reason why you kind of.
That goes against tradition.
I'm not saying it's wrong.
I'm just saying.
Hold on.
How are we fighting, man. A man with six.
I think, one, y'all niggas don't know the niggas
that's shaving their ass.
Hopefully y'all don't know the niggas
that's shaving their asses.
And I think niggas is out here male scaping
and grooming themselves way more than we talk about.
Manscaping is different.
Than your ass.
Says who?
Us, we're telling you.
You're wrong, but it's okay. I'm not saying it should be wrong.
I'm just saying niggas do make a distinction.
It's your ass, nigga.
I don't care.
Yo, man, when you get, you're not getting your ass.
You're getting your balls.
You're getting all of that shit done at the same time.
It's just not, we made jokes about it, about the ass,
because it's funny.
But that's what comes into that.
You got the bundle.
You got the bundle.
You got the All-Star package.
You got the daddy makeover.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All-Star package for sure. You got the All-Star package. You got the daddy makeovers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All-star baggage for sure.
You got the all-star baggage.
All-star baggage.
Sometimes you can't go all natural.
Sometimes you gotta get some medical intervention.
That's true.
What you thinkin', Mel?
Go ahead, Mel.
I just have a question.
So, for all of you, so when you manscape the front,
why are you doing that?
What's your personal reasons for it?
I have an idea, but I don't have a dick and balls.
So the woman that you're with or male,
if you're, you know, it's five months.
Easier access?
They don't want that, all that?
Trust me, I know, we don't.
So we appreciate manscaping.
So I-
You don't fucking like to shut up, anyway.
You're right, I am, but anyways.
You make me laugh.
So that's the point, in making it easy access.
Sure.
And hygiene. And hygiene. And hygiene. It's hygiene. Okay, so. So that's the point in making it easy access. Sure.
And hygiene.
And hygiene.
Got it.
It's hygiene.
Okay.
So.
If my ass is in the mix, then maybe I want to cater to it.
Yeah.
Oh, I feel them.
All right.
If your ass is in the mix of the shit that you're doing, then treat it.
Treat it right.
So you supposed to be the first nigga in line.
I don't do none of that. I don't do none of that.
I don't do none of that.
The shit that you do.
You don't know what I do.
First of all, I know there's no action that made me say to myself, you know what would
have made this go smoother?
All I could do is assume what you do.
It's okay.
I don't think change.
No.
You couldn't possibly.
But anyway, it's all right.
Are there, would you do anything else?
No, I'm not a fan.
Is there anything else that you should do?
Once you take it there.
No, I'm not.
Now you might take it further.
Like, would you get?
Nothing.
Nothing?
No, would you do any other plastic surgery?
No, just on your ass, but anywhere no Botox. None of that
Really? I think I think growing agent. I mean growing old is a part of life. What about hair?
I'm gonna do hair stuff or anything like that
It depends on I would try the holistic route first they could have taken the hair from your ass that you've lasered away so right close to.
No.
Try and just land it in.
Patch that thing up.
And then I'm looking at his legs, hairy as hell.
Like, how does that work when you hit the spin move?
Yo, my, what the fuck is this?
Are we back on CNN?
I don't know what's happening right now.
Oh, shit, sorry.
Now, what is this?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I hit something.
I thought that was
breaking news right it was you lucky flipping okay hairy legs continue yeah
I'm just saying when he hit the spin move it looked like a whole different
person what's the spin move some shit you be doing I I don't know. It's like you don't remember. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that is.
It's like, all right, you got it, big dog.
Anyway, you got it.
No, that's not, I-
Not your thing?
Yeah, I ain't.
Was there any procedures that you would do, Mark?
I would definitely do a hair procedure.
Okay.
For sure.
Okay.
For sure.
If I, like, at some point I'm going to need it.
Okay.
Sooner than later.
And I'm all for it.
I have no shame about that. I would do calf implants. I was about to ask would anybody do the calf implants. I would
absolutely do calf implants. That's perfect for you. My wife wouldn't let me.
Like wait you want to get taller or you want beefier calves? White boys be doing the calf implants.
He wants to get away smoothly. The calf is gonna be an issue with your
gene tightness. They've gotten bigger since I since I've been on the show, look.
See that?
Yo dog, what's the purpose behind it?
Because white boys do that.
I've never heard no black person saying that.
You trying to say our calves are trash?
No, the white boys in Miami and L.A.?
He's trolling me.
Dog.
He's trolling me.
That's a thing for the white boys.
Along with...
Right, because niggas are the ones getting their ass cleaned shaving.
I've never heard of a black person saying
that they want to get their calves done.
Never.
That's some white boy shit in like Miami
and the spots where they be...
Bodybuilding and shit like that.
Usually if their calves are deficient.
What also is Miami shit for the surf boy,
white boys with the thongs?
What shit?
Because the Versace house had lots of that shit.
Oh shit, no. I wouldn't know. The Versace house. I wouldn't know nothing about that. Don't
That's what makes it weird you did that without the I'm hairy and down there it's for hygienic purposes my nigga
What's the hygienic about?
What is happening on your ass cheese in the summertime you be you be mad. I'm not hairy. So that's what I'm saying
Nigga, what this winter last time you sweat you'll do nothing active. What is what did you, man? Anyway, what would I do?
I would do something.
I can't think of what it is, but I would do something.
Yeah, I have no shame about it.
Would it be something super vain, like a muscle or an enlargement,
or would it be something more like...
Cosmetic.
Cosmetic, yeah, like would it be something function- you know what I mean?
Actually let me ask you this.
Enlargement is cosmetic.
Yeah.
And vain.
It might be functional though, depending on like for example, not talking about you,
but just sexually some people get penile enlargement.
It's not because part of it is cosmetic, part of it is a functionality to it.
Like you please your partner more.
As my calves would just be because I want to be able to wear shorts.
Yeah, if I had the take any meat, I would do it.
I would. I think that that's part of like Mel talked about breast implants.
A lot of women feel more feminine with that.
If I had a little meat, I'd be in the line, my nigga.
So you're holding?
Sign me up.
You're holding?
Is it packing?
I got big meat and a clean holding? I'm cool. Is it packing? I'm cool.
It said, I got big meat and a clean ass.
I'm ready for summer.
Summer in my head.
Holy shit.
His meat wasn't big enough to make him say,
you know what, I don't need to be clean.
What do I do with your meat, son?
Keep making improvements.
What the fuck do I do with your meat? Oh my God. Cause kids keep making improvements. What the fuck they gonna do with your meat?
Oh my God.
Because if your dick is big enough, you don't need to do that shit.
It's alright, dawg.
Joe, I'm 49.
Everybody got an All-Star package.
Yeah, that's cool, that's cool.
Stick to the rivers and the lakes, you know what I mean?
49, when your dick shrink, when you turn 49, why you keep saying it?
No, I'm telling you, nigga, that my dick has been sufficient for 49 years
Sufficient sufficient sufficient. That's the word
Fiction Sammy over here.
Got it.
They did the I don't say that anyway.
Parks, would you do anything?
I'm confident in myself.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Maybe I guess a calf would be okay, but it's no, no, I'm cool.
That's it.
I would do the laser.
I mean, it didn't visit last. See, that's the thing. Sometimes like we normalize certain cosmetic. That's true. Yeah, I's no, no, I'm cool. That's it. I would do the laser. I mean, you did Invisalign.
See, that's the thing, sometimes we normalize
certain cosmetic things.
That's true, that's true.
Yeah, I guess I already am.
I'm thinking about Lasik, too.
I might be Lasik.
Oh, that's interesting.
That's another functional one.
That's healthy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I put the wrong contacts in, LastPod,
and I went home with a headache,
and I was miserable all day,
and I was like, when I got home, I looked,
I was like, oh, I had the wrong shit in the whole day. They're not even that far apart but it's enough.
It'll make your day bad. Would y'all do the fake muscles? Like some I've seen
rappers have like the fake abs, the fake biceps, fake pecs. No I'm packing too
much for that.
Fuck it. I'm mad. He's not sufficient.
I am.
I don't need no fake muscles.
Who the fuck he was fucking?
Joe, Joe, Joe.
Joe, Joe, Joe.
I know what that means.
I know what that means.
I'm getting out of the way.
He said John Eskimo Twins and you were referred to as insufficient.
I would be really tight.
That's what you said, right?
After the axel was said, that's what you said.
I would be really tight.
I would be really tight.
I would be really tight. I would be really tight. I would be really tight. I would be really tight. I'm getting out of the way. He said y'all Eskimo twins and you were referred to as insufficient.
I would be really tight if after the act
someone said that was sufficient.
Right.
Yeah.
Sufficient is crazy.
That nigga was sufficient.
Oh my God.
Anyway.
Melissa Ford, anything for you?
Um, hmm.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know right now.
I might, maybe in five years, feel like I want to get
Botox or something, but then I'm just like,
eee, what if I really hate it and what I had was better?
So that's why I always err on the side of caution,
just saying fuck it.
But it's temporary, right?
If it worked right.
If filler,
pshh, chicks be looking fucking crazy on that filler.
But I'm saying, but it's temporary, right?
It'll go away or something?
No, filler, you gotta keep coming back.
Filler, you gotta get that shit removed out of your face.
The facelift should be looking crazy.
Depending on the expensive one, Brad Pitt got a facelift,
his shit is fucking gorgeous.
Demi Moore's facelift is fucking dope. Chris Jenner just got something done.
I don't really know what's happening there
because they do so much alteration
to all their videos and shit like that.
There's a couple actresses in our community,
they shit, they look incredulous all the time.
In all communities.
It's one of them.
Some of the shit that people be saying is fly,
it ain't fly to me.
Yeah, it's too much and you can't undo it.
Yeah.
I would've get lipo too, that's the other thing.
I would definitely, like if I couldn't burn a stomach
at some point, I would definitely.
You'd do that before Ozempic?
Yeah, yeah I'd be right.
Ozempic might make that nigga disappear.
Might go in like some portal somewhere.
Black Mirror.
Yeah, dog matter.
I read an article somewhere that one of the side effects
of Ozempic that's been happening in the male community
is it's making people's shit bigger.
Oh really?
You mean their dick?
Correct.
Got it.
We get a little more dick out of the action.
Thank God I'm sufficient.
What the fuck?
Yo, you come in here 40 pounds lighter next month, right? I don't know. He did some
well. I feel like I should put that in the advertising.
Is there dick really getting bigger or are they just their bodies getting
smaller so now they can actually and I was like to the trees so you can
turn the bushes. So it's scientific that when men lose stomach, they get the
meat back. I'm just just turn it up in there
That ain't even something you research
Hey somebody tell me my dick ain't sufficient. I'm just gonna shave them hairs. That's right
That was my answer the male question earlier why they can shave
Shit yo, some of the I we had the part of Bob. Well, I'm just about to start rambling shit is on my mind
Somebody I take notes some of the, all right, we had to part in part where I'm just about to start rambling shit that's on my mind. Some of these medical commercials out there are fooling me with their new style with the background music. Oh yeah.
They taking black hits and putting new white voices and it's hypnotizing.
Give me the song. They come in the crib, cleanin' up,
they talkin' about some real love.
Oh yeah.
I'm searchin' for some real love.
They on the dump, it was like.
Some white people walkin' on the water.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what they doin'.
And they took C.T. Pennington, keep on walking, Crystal Waters.
They taking black classics and putting them on these medical commercials.
Why you buy all your masters?
Be careful.
Be careful out there.
That's it.
It's a repurpose your shit and sell it to Pfizer.
No, that's fucking crazy.
Do you see that company, Hypnosis, that was buying all them catalog them catalogs Sony button bought the shit back? No, it's crazy.
I don't know why I just thought of that. I guess the licensing conversation, so
all that shit people sold a ship for however many millions of dollars and
then she ends up right back with Sony anyway right. Well, that was crazy. Are
we going to talk about air India and the Survivor? Yeah. The whole Survivor.
Seat 11A.
Expect price hikes.
Word.
Oh, yeah.
Well, only if it's by like a door, because that's where there was an emergency door right
there at 11A.
No, you're just talking about-
No.
It'll just be price hikes for 11A.
It ain't got to be by a door.
Yeah, people are superstitious enough to-
11 is already a lucky number.
All right, okay.
No, I thought the price hike would come with
the emergency exit door.
Let's get the homeboy to survive.
We call it ghetto first class,
but that's how he survived.
He survived because he was by the emergency exit door,
so when shit went awry, he jumped out the plane. Wait, he didn't stop to assist the other passengers?
None of us are going to do that.
Oh, I don't even pretend I am.
Well, I mean, assisting.
Well, you got to pretend you're the one to ask.
He opened the door.
I just kind of look away when they ask that question because I don't-
Oh, no, they'll-
Oh, I know you're supposed to nod.
I'll be like-
No, they'll say-
No, but you have to say it.
You have to verbally say yes.
You cannot do like this.
I've been skating by, but I also haven't been down there in a long time.
I lie and say, of course I would help them first.
Wow.
First after me.
I think some shit is just an obvious lie.
It is helping if I open the door.
That's the point.
That's what it is.
And get out of your way.
None of them in 12B like help.
Hey yo y'all, it's far down there.
Fuck what?
I'll let you know if I make it work.
Crazy.
Well, that's what the help was.
You know, he opened the door.
It's just nobody followed him.
Nobody was able to.
Because they were jammed up between 12B and 13F.
Ciao.
Their foot was in 16A.
Ciao.
Da da da.
Da da da.
No, there were some prayers that everybody had lost
their family members and their loved ones.
No, that's tough.
Homeboy's brother was on the plane. Who? The survivor. The survivor, yeah. No, thoughts and prayers to everybody that lost their family members and their loved ones. No, that's tough.
Homeboy's brother was on a plane.
Who?
Sheesh.
The survivor.
Oh, God.
His brother was on a plane.
Thoughts and prayers for sure for everybody lost their life.
Over 200 people.
There's been so much plane shit in this last 365.
Make me not want to travel.
Word.
I think that's their plan is to scare everybody out of travel.
Into town.
If this was episode 24, that's what would be happening.
The crazy part was they showed the plane.
Dog, it was in the air for 30 seconds.
It didn't even reach, you know,
the super high altitudes.
It came right back down,
and everybody still lost their lives.
That's, imagine.
If I'm the survivor dude,
and I'm in that type of horrifying experience,
and jump off and survive, don't crowd me.
Like I saw the video.
I think it was human reaction to crowd him.
Get off me.
My man had his arm around him, walking him,
people was feeling, yo dog, don't touch me right now.
He said he called his dad, told his dad
that the plane crashed.
Like, and your brother was on that plane.
You know what I'm saying, so.
That's incredible.
I think it's just human nature to surround him,
like, yo, you're the only person to get off the plane.
For sure.
You good?
You know what I'm?
And the fact that he walked.
Yeah, he was walking.
After that just happened.
That adrenaline to have you walking, fucking rock,
could move a car.
But again, thoughts and prayers is crazy.
200 and, it was a big, the big joints.
It was 240 people minus him, 239.
When you survive a crash like that, does that make you-
Survivors go?
No, no, no, I don't care about that.
I wouldn't.
No, no, no.
Would that make you extra cautious
or would that make you feel like you could do
whatever you want, like you playing with house money now?
I don't know if I would take flights anymore.
See that's what I wondered like oh would you go to the other extreme like I'm good.
Become a pilot?
Yeah like you getting a plane crash once in a lifetime.
I just sold infinitesimal that you're getting two.
You might be like fuck it I'll just.
That's true.
Yeah got it out the way.
Yeah but if you survive the first one and get caught by a second one, you're a dodo.
Yeah, I'm not even about to play that game. I survived one. I'm biking it.
Sorry. Sorry, buddy. You might start feeling invincible.
I will be walking around. That'd be me. I'd be on Godmode everywhere, like after Plank. I'd be there.
Walk around like I was extra sufficient.
Yeah.
Sufficiency at his fucking.
Yeah, I mean super sufficiency.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Talk about quick thinking.
Like only he thought to jump.
And the bravery to be like, fucking, I'm jumping.
Like that ain't necessarily
promise to do you the best you right. I was every time I pictured something
happening and me having a bus a move. I get caught at the door jumping out of
the airplane as it's going down is fucking crazy. I don't know if it if it
hit or if he jumped when it was midair, but I know he got out that bitch in a
timely fashion. I wouldn't be able to open that door.
I don't even listen when the lady telling you
I'd open the door.
He said, I don't even know if I'd open the door.
I'd be at my headphones on.
I'd be at my headphones on.
Yeah, I'd be, well, listen.
She'd be saying important shit up here.
And I know you travel a lot,
but every plane is made differently,
and so please listen to...
I'd be like, yo, is it Wi-Fi?
Yeah, you're right.
Samantha, you got it.
You got it. Word, I'm nigga. Hey, is it Wi-Fi? Yeah, you're right. Samantha, you got it. You got it.
Word, I'm nigga.
Hey, when they start serving the food.
Oh, pardon me, just trying to tell you
how to save your life in the event that something goes wrong.
You worried about some fucking Zinfandel.
I'm trying to save your life.
Right.
I'm good.
Let's see what else is going on here.
Let's see, speed and Ashton Race.
I don't fucking care about them niggas racing.
Joe, you got something on the board
and I wondered what you thought about it.
You said Mount Rushmore of Power Trip Jobs.
Mount Rushmore of Power Trip Jobs.
I saw this as I was running around.
It's George Washington.
Police.
I saw this as I was just perusing the net thought it was an
interesting talk I want to ask you you guys opinions TSA is on that list DMV
is on that list no answer at the club
IRS agent they ignore it but the, they ain't no way.
If you're getting audited.
They ain't no way, but the club nigga got it.
The club nigga and the police.
Yeah. Police officer.
See, police ain't on it for me.
To me, you make the rush more,
it has to be a gap between how cocky you should be
and how cocky you are.
I agree that, that's why I don't come to the police.
To me, it's like the person that Chipotle,
that'd be managing the fucking.
The guac.
Yeah, an ex-pride.
You're riding up the street
and the cops is just kicking it and they double park
and you can't get by and they be like, so?
Yo, word, so that's some bullshit Reggie Miller was doing.
You're like, yo my nigga, fuck is you doing?
People gotta go home.
They should be kicking it.
We got pulled over yesterday.
Who?
So, my driver.
Really?
Who has never been pulled over while he was working.
He drives 12 miles an hour, nigga.
And he only got one speeding ticket in his whole fucking life. But anyway, we been pulled over while he works with me. He drives 12 miles an hour, nigga. I was gonna say. And he only got one speeding ticket
in his whole fucking life.
But anyway, we got pulled over.
I forgot how it feels almost.
Was it inspection?
No, he was speeding.
He was doing 37 in a 25 in Englewood.
He was doing black and white.
Trying to make my barber appointment.
And it was a black officer that pulled us over.
I'm in the back with my window raised.
So, and so took longer than I expected for him
to find his paperwork.
So we was there for a second.
You rode it under them and said,
no, I did not.
I thought you said you didn't just say
that you're running with me.
I didn't roll under them.
I don't do that.
Shit, with the police?
I don't do that.
Well, anymore anyway.
So keep going.
When I was unlicensed, I started singing Pumperdoll.
He said, give me 10 minutes.
I just need 10 minutes, officer.
Anyway, he kept us there for about 15 minutes.
And then he came back to the car.
And he said, here.
And so was Shitting Bricks, because you know him.
He's scared to death for speeding tickets.
And he gave him a warning.
This is a written warning.
Black guy saw another black guy. And when he did he did that I said man, I rolled the window down
I said, thank you so much, man, and he said
And I just shook his hand and I'm like yo that that unsaid black shit man fuck that
You know, I was your driver out of bed. Like if you did that 10 minutes ago, I wouldn't have had this goddamn warning.
I don't know, it's so tall.
I would have rolled over and did that.
I'm driving like Joe Biden.
Right.
I don't think my driver knows I'm famous, really.
Joe, shut up.
I'm dead ass.
How possible?
I don't think, well.
It's not possible.
He don't keep that in mind as he drives.
I met him, by the way, nice guy.
I met him two days ago.
He's a great guy.
Super, yeah.
Amazing guy.
He's too earnest. He follows the rules and two days ago. He's a great guy. Super, yeah. Amazing guy. He's too earnest, like he follows the rules
and put all that shit.
He's a good African man.
Dog, I be seein' him in the hood.
Be like, so, hey buddy.
Like yo, he's just a nice guy,
but I'd have rolled up with him down
to keep my four points, two points.
Yo, look, look.
Anyway, shout out to the black cop,
Inglewood, he pulled us over, that was salute.
We're lookin' out, we're lookin' out.
I interrupted our story, what was it?
Mount Rushmore of internal jobs.
Yeah, bodyguard, I mean bouncers at the club, TSA,
fast food team leader supervisor.
Those be the motherfuckers.
I'm with you.
The motherfucker checking your shit.
That's why I don't go to Walmart now,
but when they're down south.
Oh, the guy at the door?
Oh, you like your family.
Oh, the guy at the door, Ohhhh. You like your face.
Oh the guy at the door, the receipt checker.
That's a good one.
I cursed him out in Costco one time.
Why?
They don't have a right to do that.
That's against the law for them to really.
To check your receipt.
Yeah.
You can't make me do that.
Can't make you do that.
Can't make me do that.
To see if you might have stolen something?
That is against, from what I heard, it's against the law.
Oh okay I'm learning something new.
But I cursed the people out of Costco once I'm this lady.
Cause yo, she was all in my shit like.
Yeah.
Ma'am, you don't know what P1268ZYX mean on a receipt.
Right, you tell him, it's lotion for my ass.
Why do you pay a cart full of shit,
she just let him mosey out and I lost it.
I lost it.
Like yo, why you ain't do that shit on their account?
Why you ain't fucking-
So even you go through things like that?
My nigga, you a couple shades darker than me, my nigga.
You ain't the most, they treat you like that.
You ain't the most motherfucking Afrocentric.
Yo, but nah, I lost it.
Straight lost it.
I don't even stop for them no more.
At Costco's, I think you got to, I think.
You don't.
It's membership. It's membership. It's a membership. What do they do if you keep going? I don't stop for them no more. At Costco's, I think you got to, I think. You don't?
It's membership, it's membership.
What do they do if you keep going?
They could take your membership.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
You're saying like, gotcha, gotcha.
Walmart is a public place,
like I don't gotta succumb to that,
but if you're a member of this particular-
They can take your membership.
They still can't legally keep you there,
but they can't take your hand.
So, but now I lost it.
Y'all playing around at them fucking white places.
The nigga at Best Buy tackle you down
They will you try to get by him
The best by they're still stealing DVDs
Put them niggas coal out of business. He had a lot of pressure That they could be watching us still see these You can look like a bitch ass nigga.
What?
That nigga be watching us steal CDs.
That nigga's stupid.
It's like a game at the exit.
Nigga like the wild.
Best buy got the double double sliding door.
I'll exit through the entrance nigga.
Stupid.
Oh shit. The security nigga at the club has the least
reason to be who he is.
Right.
The very least reason to be who he is.
Right, and that be the goal, and that's the other person.
The salesperson at a really, really high end
exclusive store.
Oh yeah, bruh, for sure.
Like, you can't buy nothing in here yourself,
but you treating me like shit.
I just read an article about Snoop.
Follow me around.
They said Snoop bought some high-end car dealership.
So he goes in there on some incognito shit.
The manager told this nigga like three or four times,
I don't think we have anything in here for you.
And at this point Snoop owned it?
Yes, he's the new owner. Again, I don'top owned it? Yes. He's the new owner.
Again, I don't know how true it is.
He's the new owner.
He's sitting here waiting for the,
he's waiting for the region.
He's waiting for the regional manager to come.
Let's check our Googles.
To introduce him.
He don't give a fuck, he keep going.
Googles.
Bro.
Your voice is too strong to keep.
My nigga, you'll be like, yo, I don't care about the fact you check your Google.
Tell your story, nigga.
Fuck you talking about.
Yeah, but there are facts out there for them to find.
Okay.
You will blatantly say, I don't know this shit.
No, I'm right.
He is right.
He is right.
You text Snoop?
Nah, bitch.
You know what they said?
Car dealership manager kicks out Snoop Dogg.
She ain't kick him out, but she was real, real rude to the nigga.
Like, yo, I don't think we have anything for you here.
I think you would be better served if you went up the street.
I could give you to sending them to some cheaper dealerships.
And the nigga was in there for mad long, waiting on a regional manager to come,
to introduce him as the new owner.
And the lady was mad rude for Mad Long,
and then they said Snoop talk to the whole staff,
and he was staring at the lady like,
yo, we gonna treat everybody the same.
Like this visual thing that y'all doing
is not applicable.
To Mark's point, my fuck has been Neiman Marcus
be talking to you like you broke.
My fucker, you in here can't buy this shit.
And Neiman Marcus?
No, they make some money on Neiman Marcus,
but to Mark's point,
and depending on if you part time or not.
No, I got some Neiman Marcus peoples out,
I don't want no problems.
And your girl told me to tell you hi again.
And Neiman?
No, it's this older white lady that loves Joe.
She sells you cologne.
See, you think I'm trying to be funny.
Portia.
Her name is, not Portia.
Oh.
The same lady, because I talked to her, she quit.
Bloomedells.
How do you know everybody in every fucking store?
You're talking about Portia.
She quit Bloomedells.
I think you're talking about Portia now, the other one.
I'm missing her contact.
She worked at Names.
Yeah, this nigga's amazing.
She worked.
Everyone in Jersey.
Literally, I call him anytime, be like, yo, I need to,
he don't just be like, go to the store, go to the store,
make a right, ask for this guy with a green hat on, his name Literally, I call him anytime, be like, yo, I need to see, he don't just be like, go to the store, go to the store, make a right,
ask for this guy with a green hat on his name.
I just know what he got on.
But talk to her nice, she just went through some shit
with her kids.
I be like, what the fuck?
You did this to me two weeks ago.
You're stupid, yo.
Nigga, you ain't just doing this to me two weeks ago,
it's a supply.
You're welcome, my nigga, I'm just trying to help
my brother, man.
We moved on from the Snoop segment. Yeah, it's a question. No need to continue to research. Sorry, I'm just trying to help my brother, man. We moved on from the Snoop segment.
Yeah, it's a question.
No need to continue to research.
Sorry, I was just interested to see what you want.
No, we moved on.
We need you for this next segment.
I'm here, I'm here.
Ciao. Ciao.
Ciao. Ciao.
Ciao.
What is our next segment?
This is stupid, yo.
Yo, Joseph, did Mark change his number?
I was hitting him and getting green.
Nigga, who the fuck are you?
Eh!
But thank you for handling some,
fielding some of these calls for me, man.
Oh shit, I appreciate it. That's hilarious.
Your virtual assistant.
Yo, you don't got the nigga number saved?
No, I don't see it.
Oh man, that is hilarious.
You try to scroll up to see the contact.
He like, who the fuck is this?
He too famous.
That's hilarious.
That must be Pete.
Yeah, I think that's Pete.
Who's Pete?
You don't Pete?
I don't know.
Why you don't got Pete Save?
Who the fuck is Pete?
Okay, simmer down.
Anyway, I don't question you about the content
in your phone, though I would love to.
You do.
You do though.
No, I would love to. That's cool though, you do. I I would love to. You do. You do.
Though I would love to.
It's cool though, you do.
I would absolutely love to.
It's alright.
You just did that the other day.
But it's cool.
How quickly we forget.
That person is still...
Still what?
Still asking for you to visit.
Oh, gotcha.
It's still fucking great.
He'd be recording, he'd be like, uh, I'm gonna go to the studio.
I'm gonna go to the studio.
I'm gonna go to the studio.
I'm gonna go to the studio.
I'm gonna go to the studio.
I'm gonna go to the studio.
I'm gonna go to the studio.
I'm gonna go to the studio. I'm gonna go to the studio. I'm gonna go to the studio. I'm gonna go to the studio. It's no good fucking with me.
It's crazy.
He'd be recording, he'd be like, uh.
What else is important?
I don't have too much.
Antonio Brown supposedly wanted for attempted murder for that shit that happened outside
of that wrestling match or whatever.
No, they tried to rob us.
They tried to rob him. So the is country or or was reported I don't know what happened and
what didn't happen and I'm not gonna just take media I don't know what
happened right I know he got in a scuffle first report was they were
trying to rob him and he let something loose apparently he in, he said he didn't get arrested.
They let him right out after he told us the story.
But I'm getting that all from tweets.
I don't know the facts of this.
Sure.
It's hard to follow the facts of anything Antonio Brown related.
Or just in a media period.
That's true too.
So according to the Washington Post, police in Miami Dade County are actively
seeking Brown in connection to a May shooting incident in a celebrity boxing match. A judge signed off on the arrest
warrant Wednesday, officially charging Brown with attempted murder with a
firearm. The alleged incident took place just after midnight on May 16th in
Miami's Little Haiti neighborhood. Brown was reportedly detained at the time but
was released a few hours later. Per the warrant, Brown must post a $10,000 bond
and will be required to serve house arrest
if taken into custody.
That's it, that's how they handle attempted out there.
Yeah, niggas, and my, it's Florida.
House arrest, it's Florida.
And a drug program, stay in the house nigga.
Yeah.
Just a little time though.
Get the hell out of here.
Stay in your ground.
If you can prove that them niggas try to rob you,
stand your ground.
They let them go.
You not shooting a gun in New York or New Jersey
and going home.
You're not possessing a gun.
Word.
You can have that shit, you not going home.
Yeah.
No, that's not true.
If you're licensed out here.
Not sure.
It's just so hard to be licensed, you're right.
New Jersey just came out with the. That's where they catch you at. The Casillus shit. If you're licensed out here, it's just so hard to be licensed you're right
New Jersey just came out with the that's where they catch it So she is for having something that's yet not licensed
Yeah, if you are licensed you get rights that regular people don't get that's true
But I'm trying my best. I don't think you could carry in New York. You can't you can't it would
Be like it's a very small like care like carry on your person. It's a very hard stipulations
Yeah, yeah, like it cuz Jersey is getting more a little more lenient This is a very small number of people. Like carry on your person? It's a very hard stipulation to you. Contra.
Yeah, like a...
Because Jersey is getting a little more lenient.
They're fighting for it now, and I'm hoping, because I want to be able to carry in this
state.
Jersey getting lenient.
You got the girl's address, right?
I don't think you can open carry, though.
Yeah, they got spin back on that bitch.
I told you I was riding up the street, that nigga looked like...
Oh yeah, I forgot, you're working with the family restoring justice.
That nigga...
Restoring justice, nigga.
I forgot.
That nigga thought I had some mace.
I rolled up on that nigga the other day, that nigga...
You keep telling that story.
You're working the way you make it.
You're working the way you make it. You're working the way you make it. You're working the way you make it. You're working the way you make it. You're working the the family restoring justice. That nigga thought I had some mace. I rolled up on that nigga the other day.
That nigga was like.
You keep telling that story.
It wasn't going the way you wanted it to.
I didn't want it.
I was saying it to my man.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, all right.
You know what I'm saying?
I rolled up on that nigga.
That nigga looked like.
All I did was he popped the trunk.
It would have been too late.
No it wouldn't have.
I was on you.
But anyway, it's all right.
Maybe with the Mexicans you had.
That was about the only reason.
I was by myself. Nigga, you was by yourself? I swear on everything I was by myself. I swear on everything you were but anyway, it's all right. Maybe with the Mexicans you had, that was about the only reason. I was by myself.
Nigga, you was by yourself?
I swear on everything I was by myself.
I swear on everything you were. Think about it.
I was by myself.
Think about it. Nigga, think who was in the car with you.
Nobody was in the car with me.
Oh, they were the short Mexicans.
I was by myself.
You wasn't. Think about it.
I'm not bugging.
I'll tell you after the thing. It was a dude, but it was, yeah, you was not.
All right, anyway. You forgot you had a whole person in the car.
I was by myself.
He don't consider his workers as people.
Oh shit.
Mr. Eesh.
It was Mexican.
Mr. Eesh.
I don't even have a Mexican worker on my payroll right now.
Marcus Lyons, man.
Okay.
Y'all think it's crazy.
He said, I ain't nobody in my car.
Mr. Eash.
This guy is a fool, son.
Oh, man.
I got a question for y'all that don't have anything
to do with anything at all.
Sure.
But it's the best.
Should we as a people stop going to airports
as if we just rolled out of bed?
Yes. Yes.
Shit. Yes. Yes. Shit.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Yo dog, it's a level of...
Decorum.
I knew this very unserious topic would cross the vision.
No, listen.
I think we as people...
I love the air both sides.
Should go outside presentable wherever you going.
Like presentable.
You don't have to be dripped and laced.
I just think you should look decent.
Like wherever you're going.
I think when you going to fucking Target or Walmart or something and I just think you should look decent, like wherever you're going. I think when you go in the fucking Target
or Walmart or something,
and people be having that wild shit on,
I think that shit is crazy, my nigga.
Cause you're gonna put on some T-shirt and some jeans.
There's definitely a late.
Five AM flight, how you feel?
The same? Same.
You know you're going on a five AM flight,
so the night before, sit your sweatpants out.
Yeah, you can still have a respectable set.
What are we talking about? What's not respectable? Maybe we got different. My scene, my fuck is So the night before, sit your sweatpants out. You can still have a respectable set. What are we talking about?
What's not respectable?
Maybe we got different.
I see motherfuckers with the head wraps,
I mean not the head wraps, the-
Pajamas, bunny slippers, the bonnets.
Bonnets, my nigga.
I see people get on a plane-
What's wrong with the bonnet to your board?
I think for me, nobody else, I just think that's-
Get up.
Like my mother used to tell me what you think with James I fucking hate you.
Let me just tell you.
What?
Your wig decisions are starting to get me in trouble.
So are you doing this shit like on purpose?
Yes.
Like my mentions is like, yo dog, yo nigga, nigga.
You just going to let her keep doing that shit?
Yo, they be mad because I'm like, I don't notice that.
I'm working.
You one of the most in tune niggas to femininity and girl shit and shoes.
How you don't know that's a bad wig?
I don't look at men like that either.
I be like, man, I don't know that.
Listen, keep the pressure on his fucking comments.
I'm trying to get a raise, okay?
So just, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay.
Yo, dog, I promise you, I don't be knowing.
Wait, a good wig is related to a raise?
That's why they're on you about it.
No.
I don't pay you, man, and they on me.
I don't pay you, and they on me.
Yo, dog, that's your fault.
I be like, yo, dog, I don't know that.
I normally don't know this. The last episode, I know this. Okay. Yo dog, that's your fault. I'll be like, yo dog, I don't know that. I normally don't notice.
The last episode I noticed.
Okay, well.
But in general.
What was going on last episode?
Is that wrong with you, Wig?
No, that's shit.
Except last episode.
How did we get here?
Because I ain't seen you until I got home.
How did we get here?
Why are we talking about this right now?
We're here, but I'm surprised by your airport tape with some of your Wig selections.
As a matter of fact, it's-
No dead ass.
Because she's saying she agree with this.
As a matter of fact, it's-
No dead ass. Because she's saying she agree with this. As a matter of fact, it's- No dead ass. Because she's saying she agree with it.
As a matter of fact.
She's saying if she feel like that about the airport
then bitch, how do we feel about our job?
It's two hundred million people.
How do we feel about coming to work?
It's two hundred million people the airport tops.
It's seven million people here.
It's more.
Oh gang.
Hello, that's more. Oh gang.
Hello, that's bad.
Okay, early enough light, I'm not putting a wig on.
How about that one?
Bandana and ball cap.
Shut up, Cory.
You don't even have a fucking mic.
Yeah, Cory should go home.
Nah, man, what's all that? I man, you shit go to the airport.
I started whamming.
No, hold up one second now.
Oh shit.
He said bonnets.
I was basically talking about a tie.
That's racist.
Yeah.
That's racist too.
Why?
How?
You never heard none of that shit.
These are all pretty hot topics before.
The bonnet thing for black women.
White women wear bonnets, nigga?
All right, I'm not here.
I'm not here.
Yeah.
I'm just talking about tacky, period.
Boy, pour me some water, dude.
My fuckas be coming on the airport looking crazy.
Crazy, I'm never gonna get dressed up for the flight.
I like wearing sweats. Me personally, I like wearing sweats.
That's why I do sweats. I find my oldest, dirtiest sneakers, them drawers right there.
As a matter of fact, literally.
And for me, part of it is the less, the more dressed down you are, the more people are...
Incognito.
Yeah, people, nah, that nigga wouldn't wear that.
Part of it is that. And part of it is I just don't want to.
And I don't care what people think.
Dog, I like putting my hoodie on my head
when I'm sleeping on an airplane.
So I try to wear hoodie at all times.
But you're wearing a fresh, new, clean,
fancy looking hoodie.
No, I could.
No, you're wearing it, that's the issue here.
Bro, I could go in there with a Nike sweatsuit on.
I could go in there with a Nike sweatsuit on.
That was a shot.
I got it.
It was not a shot.
It was a shot. It was not a shot. I'm just kidding. I could go in there with a Nike sweatsuit on. That was a shot. I got it. It was not a shot.
It was a shot.
It was not a shot.
I could go in there with whatever on.
It was a shot.
It was a shot.
I don't be on that type of time.
I just think that,
I think whenever you leave outside your door,
you're supposed to be at least presentable.
Again, you don't gotta have fucking Armani on,
you could just be presentable.
I think we all agree presentable.
I think the question is what kind is presentable for us.
When you show up in pajamas and fucking bunny slippers
and shit like that, you're not in bed.
I'm not mad at people to do that though.
Yeah, it's not a thing to me.
Here's the thing, is you can literally
take those bunny slippers, put them in your bag,
and when you get on the plane, knock yourself out.
That's not true.
Your bunny slippers take up way too much room.
You can't Jones like shit.
Seriously.
They squishable.
Yeah, they take up, they're fluffy.
They take up, it's like put a pillow in your.
Yeah, they take up a lot of room.
But what's your issue with somebody
who wants to come in with the bunny slippers and everything?
It's not necessarily.
And maybe that's extreme.
Put the pajama pants.
Yeah. Right.
We're just talking about etiquette and being presentable.
And there's a way to be really super comfortable by wearing sweats rather than looking like
you are about to crawl into bed.
And especially if it's like a 10 a.m. flight, like it's kind of ridiculous.
Like this is a part of the day in which you would normally be clothed.
Does your opinion change for a red eye?
No, not really.
It's the same.
It's the same. No. It's the same.
I just took a red eye back from LA to here and I made sure that I had very comfortable,
loose fitting clothes on so that I could recline into my bed.
Yeah, I think it's a wide, again, you don't gotta be fly.
You could have a white t-shirt on and some basketball shorts, bro, and some sneakers
and be on an airplane.
If I'm wearing a red eye from New York to LA or vice versa,
I'm definitely not mad at some plaid pajama pants
that somebody has on.
I wouldn't do it because I'm wearing sweats no matter what.
I'm wearing sweats for the day, I'm wearing sweats for night,
sleep, not sleep.
See, I'm not even talking, because pajama pants,
that's a loose interpretation as well.
I'm talking about you can look neat, my nigga,
with pajama pants on.
You can have on some sneakers, pajama pants with a hoodie and look neat.
And Uggs put out 20 million kicks that you could wear to the airport.
You get what I'm saying?
And not look like it's bad time.
You can have on a hoodie with pajama pants and sneakers or Uggs or flip flops and be neat.
I'm talking about the people that come to the airport looking, bro.
I see people with plastic bags, they shit falling out the bag, damn,
like it gets excessive.
Yeah, I'm him.
I'm the nigga you be talking about.
Yeah, it gets egregious.
I think that's crazy.
Why are you at the airport with a plastic bag?
Because sometimes I'm doing a lot,
like for example, I'm flying to Houston next week
for Juneteenth.
And you have a garbage bag that you?
No, I'm saying I'm flying in and out the same day.
So duffel bag?
Sometimes I bring the duffel, but sometimes it's like...
I know you got a nice duffel.
I have a decent duffel.
You have a decent duffel.
But sometimes I'm not traveling with a duffel.
Because I got my book bag.
I can't have two things that I don't feel like going to.
Yes you can.
Carry on on a personal item.
You can sometimes, but it depends on what flight, what airline.
Sometimes I don't want to have it.
On Spirit.
Check.
Check, that's what I'm after.
I don't want to have to check.
Yeah, and sometimes I am on Spirit,
because I'm with the people.
Yeah, you're a longstopper.
All right, you got it.
No, no, if it's the same.
You got it, now that's true.
Okay, Mark, Mark Garvey.
Yeah, Mark Garvey.
I ain't doing Spirit like I have to,
but I would rather do Spirit
than have to spend the night there sometimes
if I want to get back home.
It's more like that.
So since I'm in a situation where I'm just, I like, I'm gonna just bring this and I want to change
I'm just bringing the bag from the store. I shopped that to the airport
So now I got a suit stuffed into a bag or I got my sweatpants stuffed into a Barnes and Noble bag
And I'm that nigga and it's tearing through the bag and some I'm carrying it through like this and I look crazy
You know what I mean?
I'm wrinkled and I might have chipotle sauce on top of my t-shirt and I don't give a fuck.
Cory told me the other day when Cory looked at my car.
Your car is homeless.
You still got that pink car?
I never had a pink car in my life.
The hot red, cherry red car.
The Barbie John.
It was a rental, as you well know.
Is that car going?
It was a rental, you asshole.
But are you still in it?
And it's not, anyway.
Cory looked at my car, you know, because I don't litter.
So if I'm drinking, I throw the water.
So you litter in your car.
You litter in the back seat of my car,
then I clean my car out at a point.
Cory said, yo dog, you don't gotta live like this.
You don't have to live like this.
I'm impressed that to you, my brother.
You walking through the airport looking like Mr.
You don't gotta live like that, man.
I'm comfortable.
That's funny, I expect his car to look like that.
You said you did it, didn't I?
I haven't seen it.
You would not.
I would expect his car to look like that.
I would not.
Because he's so neat and together in every other area.
When you asked me to get them bottles out your car that day,
and the first you said was, don't say shit about my car.
So I wasn't ever going to say, don't air, because I don't do it.
But when I opened the door, I was like,
are you and potentially other member of the cast
living it out of this motherfucker?
I'm sure.
I put a lot of smut on niggas that are not on time.
Mm, mm, that's interesting.
I put a lot of smut on people that are on time.
That's interesting.
I think all of those things tie in.
If you didn't have time to be on time here,
then it's safe to assume there's other areas
you didn't have time for.
A lot of disorder.
I would agree with that.
Like cleaning a car.
No, I agree with that. Oh, that's interesting. I agree with that. Like cleaning a car. No, I agree with that.
Oh, that's interesting.
I agree with that.
You know somebody comes to detail the cars here while we're
He got a fleet under there.
Again, Winston.
Don't you know Flip called me the other day
and asked for the portable car wash nigga
to come pull up on your crib.
He's downstairs doing my car right now.
No, my man.
Is he?
Really?
Yes.
I got a homeboy that do it.
Yes, right now.
Send me his info.
I would do that on the job. I would send it to you right. I got him from Cory. Yeah homeboy that do it. Yes, right now. Send me his info. I would do that on the job.
I would send it to you right.
I got him from Quarry.
Yeah, my man do it.
Will he get the snow off?
Shut the fuck up.
Yes.
Yes, he'll get the snow off.
Yeah, so tell him he can go right,
you know, tell him it's right in the front.
Hell yeah.
Got rid of that old car washer, right?
That's right.
Yeah.
Hey, the old nigga, he wasn't doing it right. Right. Nigga, scrape wasn't right. Yeah, man, got rid of that old car washer right the old nigga he wasn't doing it right
like a scrape wasn't right
what did Shannon Sharpe say about Nick Minaj? says NFL veteran Shannon Sharpe apologizes to Nicki Minaj after diss track.
Nicky dissed him on a song and said that he said something.
I don't know what he said, but Nicki shot at him on the song with Wayne.
Pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up, pull it up,
let's hear it.
No, I want to hear it.
I want to hear it.
I want to read a diss track.
I want to hear it.
That I can do.
Okay.
Where did you go?
It's on Lil Wayne's band from N.O.A.
Okay, okay, sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just.
We don't get on hip hop from you or Pitchfork.
Even how you came in.
It's on Lil Wayne's, it's on this track he did
the recording he has.
All right, here we go, we got some smoke.
Oh, she starts off.
Oh, bitch I'm inked up, don't bring one's to drink, punchy drink, none she smoke. Oh, she starts out.
Can we just get the niggas? Dead man walkin' it's a mad man talkin' Leave his body in the garbage Let me take me home Now it's gone, dark fate Don't send out money now, kick in them later
Bitches know they can't help pacer
New York Nick, an L.A. nigger
That's what you call a game changer
She don't like me, can you blame her?
Can you blame her? I am the maid her
World to the baby in the major
Swerve on these hoes, no indicator
Kate for days, I don't need a baker
One Barbiana, Vogue Italiana
The best dressed, yeah shut down Megaliana
They won't go far, but hoes ain't got fathers
Don't call me mother, you hoes ain't my daughters
Every season in the winter, 10-4
KKX cities with the wind tour
We outside smoking indoor Bitches, you deaf? Every season in a Wintour, 10-4 KKX cities for the Wintour
We outside smokin' indoor Bitches you deaf? I'm signing at the in-store
Where is the diss?
You make a Queens bitch You reap with your soul, you better get a seamstress
When I dead him I don't double back piece bitch
Stay a push and P, OK, rest and P bitch
Bout to copy slides or you do his flip-flops If I send a pic of Shannon, you ain't that sharp Cause you still can't spell prog and that's horrible
Weezy F, baby, and the F is for phenomena
Man, that's not a diss
I didn't think that was a diss
I thought that she was explaining more
That's why I asked to hear it
But if I send you a picture of Shannon, you're not sharp
I don't know that that is dissing Shannon Sharp
So what did Shannon Sharp have to say?
He said in the latest episode of Sharp's Nightcap I don't know that that is dissing Shannon Sharp. So what did Shannon Sharp have to say?
He said in the latest episode of Sharp's Nightcap,
blah, blah, blah, he said he was.
Why do we care what Shannon Sharp has to say
about a diss track?
I mean, this was literally on fucking billboard.
He's.
But that's another one of those.
Yeah.
It's probably gonna be on People magazine
and a whole bunch of shit because it's Shannon Sharp.
It started because Shannon Sharp,
long time ago said, Nikki who?
And he explained that he was talking about Nikki Haley,
the governor of South Carolina, and not Nikki Minaj.
But he said it was a misunderstanding.
That when he said Nikki who, he wasn't
talking about Nikki Minaj.
But Nikki took it as a diss, which
is why she did to Shannon, not that Sharp there.
Got it.
I'm going back to my heartbeat.
Can't give you them four minutes back, but it's OK. Right. I'm going back to my heartbeat. Got it. Can't give you them four minutes back, but.
It's okay.
Thanks.
And Nikki said something, man.
Twitter too, she said,
"'If I send a pic of Shannon, you ain't that sharp.'
"'Yeah, nigga, you thought I forgot that Nikki,
"'who shit you did?'
"'Laughin' my ass off, just kidding.'"
There you go.
There you go.
There's the diss.
Ocho Cinco almost caught a strizzy just by being
around your crazy tail self.
Mm.
And that's why Shannon was like, look, I don't want no smoke.
I don't want no problems.
He was like, look, let's start over.
No problem.
He's like, let's start over.
Got it, got it.
All right, now I understand.
Yeah.
Shannon Shaw.
I'm getting that old where somebody got to explaining to me the rap disses.
The rap disses?
I am old, old.
It's all right.
You crazy kid.
I don't think I have anything else that is that important.
Let's see.
And board.
We got everything on the board.
Chow we did.
Chow.
Chow.
Chow.
Dot, dot, dot.
Ellipses.
Let me just check my list right here.
Mark Mays, Mount Westmore, Airports, Nanna Lewis, Moneybag Yellows, Sabrina Carpenter,
Grammys, uh, what's up with Dame Dash?
I'll say that for Patreon.
It's Conor Gatot the rapper, yes, they are India, Speed, Ashton Ray, who cares, Kendrick
Dose of R does run through Antonio Brown
What's up, sweetie? Hov line? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Hit my list, too
That is my entire list. So with that being said
Let's see what they are sleeping on out there. This Kehlani song is hard. It's tough. Kehlani song is hard
I'm not gonna hold you shout to Kehl Kehlani, shout out to Dixon,
this record right here is called Folded.
["Folded"]
N-n-n-n-n-new Joe Biden.
Ha!
["Folded"] This is fire
It's so silly of me to act like I don't need you back
When all, all I can think about is us since I seen you last I know I didn't have to walk away
All I had to do was ask for space
I'm telling you be on your way
When I told you to fall back
So can you come pick up your clothes?
I had them folded Leave me at the door while it's still open
I know it's getting cold, but it's not frozen
So come pick up your clothes, I've been holding
I'll let your body decide
If this is good enough for ya
Already falling in for ya
Already falling in for ya
I'll let your body decide
If this is good enough for ya Already falling in for ya I'll let your body decide This is good enough for ya Already falling in for ya
Already falling in for ya
No matter what you do to switch the story up I know I made my mark
And I will still chew you through it all That's the crazy part, crazy part I don't need no more empty promises
Promise me that you got it
I don't need roses, just need some flowers from my garden
Can't you go back to how you loved on me when you started?
I'll be here baby for ya
You should be giving me love
All day till the day is done
So if you wanna throw that weight I'll be waiting on
For you to come pick up your clothes
I have them folded
Meet me at the door while it's still open
I know it's getting cold
I have my sister frozen
So come pick up your clothes
I have them folded
So come pick up your clothes
I have them folded Take off your clothes, I've been falling
Pick me at my door
While it's still open
I know it's getting cold out
But tell me that it's not hurting
So come and close I'm comfy but I'm so tired
I'll let your body decide
Is this good enough for ya?
I'm already falling in for ya
I'm already falling in for ya
I'll let your body decide
Is this good enough for ya?
I'm already falling in for ya
I'll let your body decide Is this good enough for ya? I'm already the for you. I'm in the for you. I'll let your body decide. This is good enough for you. I'm in the for you. I'm in the for you.
I'll let your body decide.
Brand new music from Kehlani.
That record is called Folded available in your phone and on DSP's right this very
second.
It's not a great. Kehlani's on fire.
Shall there? Sounded great. Kehlani's on fire man. That's Kehlani. Shout out to her. I'm playing this is it's like a rough from off Instagram Marlon Craft posted it but I thought it was great so
I'll play it it's called thin ice according to the caption. The caption? Posted. Yeah.
But it was on.
You can't place an open wound or a broken heart Nor a swollen conscience I don't know where to start
Look at all we tear apart
meniscus of our nation's gone since we took our land's natives on them long walks
more than tears on the trail they told them they put ice on something beyond repair
but can't deport that despair that voice in you that feels less and don't know how to care
for someone whose predicament you share
you ever think about how donald almost daily? I say this cause I'm at this type of age we You ever think about how Donald almost 80?
I say this cause I'm at this type of age
We start to think about the long game
And how I spend my final days
See it sounds simple but
I can't fathom how we choose to spend them hating
Like really hating
Killing and destroying families
Chasing pinnacles of profit and avoiding sanity
This ain't even a world that we a part of for much longer
The cruelty so casual No doubt a fear of karma
He's hatin' for the love of it, the joy raw from destruction
I think to invoke king but is it possible to love him?
The evil of the image is to prey upon the innocent
I hope that when I'm 80 that my ambitions dwindlin'
That my chase for power or greed's replaced by presence
Spend days with trees trees relieve my inner stresses
i hope to have won through lives that i've enriched and not be chasing winning blind to what it is
i look outside and the care is partial the law is bizarre it's near martial
we drank the kool aid and it's too late to say hey guess i sat on the wrong barstool
or read the wrong article but i ain't trying to start a feud
i still got a particle of hope we'll see all we have in common
In the power we evoke, fuck a single issue vote
At the cost of others freedom, how can't you see you are them
Or that you could be them?
They're two of the same, I maneuver the pain
Grateful that I have an outlet to elude some of the shame
That's born of helplessness and misguided illusions of fame
I sit and make the same song song should I be moving my aim?
A lot of famous folks speaking up but not living up
I ain't casting judgment or a stone nor giving up
before you critique silence check on who's living what
this digital space ain't real this where the symptoms bubble
city kid never felt tired of the country I think about leaving these days when it disgusts me
Then I remember what they gone through just to stay
Paradox of my privilege as parents carried away from their kids
And the ground beneath my morality getting slippery
The ice melting, we'll drown soon enough I hope we learn to swim better than we learned to bluff
Feel like I'm back stroking through the mud
You can't touch an open wound though Better than we learned to bluff. Feel like I'm back stroking through the mud.
That is- You can't touch an open wound, though.
That is, they're nice.
Marlon Craft, I thought it was great.
So I played it.
I'm going to CB.
Okay.
New song came out.
It's called Holy Blindfold.
["Holy Blindfold"] Oh, oh, oh
Lost and I can't find my center
Hope can't help the skeleton in my chest
Who we wrong to buy my shelter
Only way I sleep through my unrest
Land of sky, oh If I'm looking at you, the mind begins to roll
If I'm looking at you, the mind begins to roll If I'm looking at you, the mind begins to roll
Holy blind, oh When I'm looking into you, you got to rest my soul
Till I can't start to lie, feel like Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I think I got it That's so good That's so good That's so good That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
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That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good
That's so good That's so good That's so good That's so good That's so good I can't rest my soul, yeah
Let the sky fall
Look, I'm looking into the morning sun
Yeah
Holy blindfold
I'm looking into you, God rest my soul
I feel like I'm so alive
I feel alive into you. God,
as Chris Brown, Holy Blindfold,
as don't more the pop pop bag. I feel like, but
it's a great record shot Chris Brown
Big Mill
Mine is called who better by
povi okay I'm on my way to the beach Filled with devotion You came and you played something
A game you just made up, you changed something
It's crazy how fast I fell for you
I wasn't looking for love
Cause I wasn't looking for love Oh, oh, oh, oh It's crazy how fast I fell for you
Better, for me, better than you
Staying up late and watching you smile
Touching my body, you let me ride it wild
I think we both know that we were connected
Even though we both know we can't act reckless
See how time flies
When you're by my side
Won't you stay another night
It's crazy how fast I fell for you I wasn't looking for love Cause I was looking for love It's crazy how fast I fell for you Cause I was looking for love Cause I was looking for love
It's crazy how fast I fell for you
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love
Cause I was looking for love Cause I was looking for love Cause I was looking for love Cause I was looking for love Cause I was looking for love Who better, for me, better than you?
Who better, for me, better than you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who better for me, better for you
That is Povey, Who Better?
Nice little ditty.
That was beautiful. Mark?
It's Friday, I'm doing some old new music,
some soul stuff.
Doing Jadena, Bambi.
Let's go.
Where is Jadena?
Where the fuck is Jidena at?
Good question
My dear my dear my dear
My dear I my dear, my dear My dear, I want you here Don't get too near for there's lions beware Oh Bambi, I weren't in this spider web of mine If Grandfather never had seven wives
Then darling you would be love of my life Oh, ban me in my design
To run the jungle I must be a lion Or be a cheater but neither is fine
Don't wanna hurt my dear love of my life
Bambi, Bambi, My dear, my dear, my dear
My dear I want you here Don't get too near for there's lions beware Sometimes I When you FaceTime I text you back a lie Cause I'm afraid to look back in your eyes I'm terrified you were love of my life
The woman among the tribe They will be jealous of this lullaby
I'll drink alone in my hotel and cry Cause now they know you are love of my life
Bambi Bambi
Ah Bambi Bambi
My dear my dear my dear
Ah Bambi Bambi
My dear I want you here
But don't get too near, pull this lion's rear end
I knew that we were forever young
I always knew that this day would come
The fork in the road where I cannot run
Between love and man and love and woman
I got the wedding invitation baby I'm happy that he wants to make a family
But I can not promise I won't run up in the church day screaming your name baby
No one can take you from me baby No one can take you from me baby
No one can take you from me, Bambi Bambi Bambi Bambi
My dear, I want you
I want you
Oh baby, don't get too near
I'm running low
I know you're high and weak
I want you
I want you
No one can take you from me, baby
Marjadena You ain't going nowhere I
Like
The shit right here this show today
I was gonna read apart apart of the show, but these people are really long-winded in here.
Next part. We haven't done one in a while.
Yeah, Wednesday we'll be back. We'll do a few of them on Wednesday.
Shout out to everybody in
the part of the show team on Patreon.
If you are not a Patroni, please
sign up right this second. Indeed.
Even though some funny
shit happened on Patreon
the other day, my girl magically was subscribed
to some white girl that she had never seen before.
Patreon, you can't put no YouTube albums
in niggas phones.
They trying some shit out, man.
Hey, subscribe to all them people they put in your feed.
For the freak.
Yeah, we'll talk about Patreon soon.
Alright man, this was a
gracious child.
Child. Child. Child.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows
we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you
adieu, farewell, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios, adios you a due farewell adios to Riva D'Orce, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long goodbye
Or simple head nod will suffice remember life is a series of moments. Hey
and moments pass
Look at Mark. Mark jamming like this is the bitch. I love this song too, but you just funny
How much money this nigga made off this song?
I don't cuz I wasn't pocket watching but I'm sure it's a lot. A lot.
I'm sure it's a lot.
We never heard from him again.
He didn't have to.
No, we heard from him.
Bobby McFerrin?
What Bobby McFerrin did?
No more pop hits, but he had a string of like, independent,
or what do you call it, like jazz, classical,
all kinds of shit.
Grammys, he won Grammys, lots of Grammys after this.
Wow.
And shout out to his daughter Madison McFerrin
who's making great music right now.
Shut up, Mark. Enough of you.ys after this. Wow. Yeah, and shout out to his daughter Madison McFerrin is making great music right now Shut up mark
enough of you
God damn it
Careful what you ask for man
Now we cut it off
Since he got restorative justice for Bobby McFerrin's daughter, fuck him
Oh, let's see I'm sorry.
What is everyone doing for Father's Day?
Come on, give it to me before we leave.
I have no idea.
We'll go see Pops.
Whatever my girl prescribed.
Wait, what?
What did you say?
I don't know. Just whatever go see Pops. Whatever my girl prescribed. Wait, what? What did you say?
I don't know.
Just whatever she do for you.
Yeah.
Oh.
Same.
I'll be in Chicago on Sunday.
By the way, if anybody is in Chicago, I'll be at St. Sabina Church.
Come unarmed.
Leave your bear mace at home.
Come with just your spirit and message.
Otherwise.
Don't come with no CIA shit.
If you really want to see Jesus, bring some bear mace.
I'm not going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. Come with just your spirit and message. Otherwise. Don't come with no CIA shit.
If you really want to see Jesus, bring some bear mace.
He's going to beat that nigga fast.
Amen.
Shit.
All right, so Isha's waiting to talk to wifey to see what's going on. Mark is going to speak somewhere, of course.
Parks is going to see his dad for the seventh time just this month.
This guy, every week he's down there.
Once a month.
Mel, will you be spending Father's Day with a dad out there? Oh, what's your dad? Hey?
Probably not but I'm gonna go protest this weekend. Are you what are you protesting?
It's the no Kings protest that's happening nationwide in defiance of Trump Trump and the administration and their bullshit
nationwide in defiance of Trump and the administration and their bullshit. And also, just for everybody out there, if you happen to see cops on horses that are
attempting to beat you, well this might be too late.
Go the other way.
Well, it might be too late, but some of the things that you can do.
You kind of deserve it.
If a nigga, if a nigga, that's why you want a horse.
That's not the message we want to send.
I'm just kidding y'all.
We have cars now.
Right.
I was like, all right.
You can.
Y'all are interrupting the message.
Horses don't go in reverse.
Because you saw the video.
You saw the video.
OK, well, just a little bit of information.
Mel, you know ICE is taking away people that they shouldn't.
Yes, I know.
And you're still going gonna take your ass out here
and protest something?
Oh man, we about to lose our sister, y'all.
Child.
Let's see what happens.
We'll be at the next Kendrick Show.
We about to lose our girl.
Let's see what happens.
Anyways, as it relates to horses,
you can buy something called Predator Pee, okay?
Huh? Predator Pee, okay? Huh?
Predator Pee.
Mel, we done, baby.
We done.
No, Drew, I wanna hear about it.
No, no, no.
Predator Pee.
We gotta do his head.
I wanna hear.
It's not an ad.
How many ads do you wanna do in the same episode?
It's not an ad, it's something that I learned.
It's something that I learned.
Mel is slaying Pee?
Say it on your podcast what you want.
Push your Pee.
Don't push your Pee.
Predator Pee is crazy.
Tell them, they wanna know.
Predator Pee, go ahead.
Okay. So, horse. You gotta start cutting this thing, Don't push your pee. Predator pee is crazy. They want to know. Predator pee. So horse.
You guys start cutting this thing, but go ahead.
OK.
Predator pee.
I don't want the pee.
Horses do not like the smell, and they will.
Yeah, the predator pee, like coyotes, wolves, bear,
the scent of their pee will send them wanting to be awakened.
It will also send me away.
You back to the bears again?
I'm just saying.
You back to bear shit.
Yo, so let me ask you man,
what, you supposed to hold a wolf pee in, where?
Well, you have it in like a little spray bottle.
Just spritz, spritz, spritz,
and the horse will be like,
kill that way. You are getting no pussy
for the rest of the week.
What are the spills of your pocky?
You'll be fine.
She already don't pick up Daisy shit with just a bag.
The whole thing.
That's what we think she about to carry around predator pee.
The whole point is to deter the horse from wanting to be around you, hence the cop that's
trying to beat you with a stick.
Just to be clear, are we sure that that won't get you arrested for assault on a police animal
or-
No, you're not spraying the horse.
You spray the ground around you, the horse won't want to back away.
Also horses do not like the smell of eucalyptus.
So if you have like eucalyptus on you.
I wonder if you'll back me.
That's a little more pleasant than eucalyptus than coyote urine.
If I got some guy piss in a bag.
You ain't going to back.
No niggas at the protest smelling like eucalyptus.
Damn, she's fine, but she smells like piss.
No, she smells like whores.
She smells like vicks.
She smells like whores and coyote piss.
Before we go, I did want to get our brother Mark
Lamont's opinion on Memphis Bleak saying,
fuck that reading shit.
That felt like a patriarch topic, but I didn't hear that.
He said books aren't that important.
He said books aren't.
Don't listen to him.
That's the point.
No, he didn't.
Whatever.
He said books don't do the, don't have the value for him
that, what was the exact quote? I hope, I'll never hear it. He said, fuck that reading shit. No, he didn't. Whatever. He said books don't do the, don't have the value for him that,
what was the exact quote?
I hope, I never hear it.
He said fuck that reading shit.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said, he didn't say fuck that reading shit,
but he was saying books don't do it for him
that it's not that big a, like,
don't listen to that.
Read y'all.
Read books.
Read a lot of them.
A lot of them.
Get information.
And preferably from a black bookstore,
preferably uncle Bobby's.com.
Yeah.
If Mel can do it, I can do it.
Mel going to start cutting us in that ad money.
She'd be doing five ads per bottle.
No, I'd stop.
Why is this on my elbow?
Why am I putting it on right before we start rolling?
And there's this new product, Predator P. Mel, it's up, girl.
You have to stop.
You don't give a ass, Predator P.
I'm just trying to teach people about some things.
But teach on your part.
I know.
It's not an ad.
Don't teach no more, Pia.
It's not an ad.
I just, I'm trying to teach people.
Just, you know, that's what it sounds like.
So the sweatsuit you had on wasn't a bad ad either.
I didn't say a word about it.
You said something.
Well, you don't have to say a word for things to be an ad sometimes.
It really, they went with my shoes, they went with my nails.
Look, my- Some fans said them shoes were like Wale sent
them.
I'm telling you what the fans said.
Magically, you got some feet rizz right after Wale leaves.
Y'all are straight fucking haters, okay?
I did see the shot.
She shouted out a brother, it was the Arab or Indian.
You literally tagged him in Instagram. Yeah,, but why you being so Mel thinks they
Last time she tagged nigga on Instagram, it didn't work out the greatest. Oh, no, you guys fucked my whole shit up
But any who's any who know his family?
The baddies are insecure.
No they're not.
The baddies are fine.
What?
It's a good ad money.
This the L.M.K.
kind of this.
Um, happy Father's Day to all the fathers out there, man.
Happy Father's Day, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
Happy Father's Day, everybody.
I'm gonna take my dad to get some brunch, some eggs, man.
Something like that.
There you go.
Did you just trash your son for trying to take you to brunch?
I was just about to say the same shit.
Did you just say your son was fucked up to take you to brunch for Father's Day?
Well, I asked my dad what he wanted and he said I just want to go to brunch with my kids.
Oh, fair enough.
And he wants me to fund the Puerto Rico trip.
Ah, there we go.
There we go.
That's not so bad.
That's a good balance.
Depending on how many prostitutes you wanna order.
Right?
The trip could cost this price.
Right.
Crazy.
But if you get the condado, it's over.
Or it could cost.
I heard.
It's crazy, son.
I don't know what I don't understand about wives.
Yo, if you know, you know what, forget it, please.
You've been driving your husband up a wall all year.
What the fuck do you think you're doing in DR?
I'm not talking about my dad.
I mean other people.
Like dog, niggas is going.
Yo bitches are so fucking...
They think we just go it out there.
Anyway,
great show today. Y'all hold it down.
So I said flip shout the ice and flip
and ice when they come pick Mel up
No jobahs! No jobahs!
No jobahs!
No jobahs!
No jobahs!
No jobahs!
No jobahs!
No jobahs!
No jobahs!
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No jobahs!