The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 843 | "Mothers Baby, Fathers Maybe"
Episode Date: July 16, 2025The JBP starts its latest episode with Stevie Wonder addressing his blindness while on his Love, Light and Song UK tour (27:29) before diving into photos Conor McGregor sent to Azealia Banks leading t...he room to discuss the manner of sending unsolicited dick pics (32:57). Parks and Joe share a story of their night out over the weekend (45:05), Shaq calls out RG3 over his Angel Reese comments (1:02:30), and Drake headlines the Wireless Festival in London for three-straight nights while claiming UK rappers are the most lyrical (1:20:04). Joe gives love to the new GIVĒON album (1:29:12) and FS1 cancels three shows which includes a number of popular sports personalities (1:47:35). Also, unreleased Beyoncé music and several items were stolen from a car in Atlanta (2:10:57), Bleacher Report’s Top-100 players of all-time leads the room to argue over the placements in the top-12 (2:16:00), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | GIVĒON - “BACKUP PLAN” Ice | Sheff G & Sleepy Hollow - “Woke Up” Parks | 38 Spesh (feat. Amahzi Stahr) - “Late Morning” Melyssa | Justin Bieber - “TOO LONG” Marc | Justin Bieber - “DAISIES”
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We tried that twice.
Ha ha ha.
Jerusalem.
What's poppin'?
Are we good?
We in.
Yo, what's happening man?
How y'all feeling?
Chillin'.
Feelin' good.
I do want to say that Mel has stolen one of my toys.
Oh, pause.
Steel is best.
Whoa, whoa.
So there's a toy that I'm up here. That's crazy.
So in order for me to start... Which toy, Flip?
Which toy?
In order for me to start the show calmly, I get one of my stress balls and press it
like this and I hide my hand like that.
I'm looking for the... You squeeze the ball.
Yeah, squeeze it.
I'm looking for my ball and then Mel said she put it in her bag.
Yeah. So she stole it. Well, it was an accident. Still no doggy it in her bag. Yeah.
So she stole it.
Well, it was an accident.
Still no doggy bags in her bag, too.
I mean, well, the dogs not here, so, you know.
But it was an accident.
It was an accident.
You know, listen, my grip is really weak right now.
So I was- A lot of grips are weak.
A lot of grips have been weak.
A lot of people have weak grips.
We getting injured exercising.
A lot of, oh shit, watch it. Well, listen, I started exercising and I didn't have weak grips. We get injured exercising. A lot of them. Oh shit, watch it.
Well listen, I started exercising
and I didn't get weak yet.
My grip is still strong.
Okay.
And real quick.
That second push up is gonna be a doozy though.
Your grip.
Your grip's supposed to get stronger when you work out.
Yeah. Right.
Typically.
The problem is I do some workouts
that require extra grip and I'm gripping too hard.
So I'm getting some nerve problems.
Got it.
Mine's tennis elbow.
It's just repeated action over the course of decades
of strenuous exercise.
Would you have to get surgery to fix it?
I think I might need surgery, yeah.
So hence.
I got somebody if you need somebody.
You do have people, yes, absolutely.
What the fuck is going on?
First of all, this is the beginning of the bar. Second of all, I am down to see another, People yes, absolutely
Second of all I am down to see another what's that shit happen with Ron on test force
What's the call malice in the palace I am down to see another malice in the palace No, I'm a look. I'm just trying to help my co-workers man. He'll be injured
I just trying a basketball game anyway you that, she thinks by leaving the dog home
is a solution for the dog not,
for her not cleaning up the shit outside.
I did.
That is a solution.
It is, but the shit was still outside,
and some felt that.
I took care of it.
Stop, Vin Laden, stop blowing up the spots.
Back up off, man.
Not too much on my sister today. Thank me. Not too much on my sister today.
Thank you.
Not too much on my sister in Christ today.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
And I'll bring the ball back, I promise, I'm sorry.
And don't steal from work anymore.
And that should be like.
It was technically a borrow.
You unsolved the mystery
because you had one of my toys next to her.
So I flip the toy is here.
Why was the toy here?
You two have brought so much strife.
Enjoy. I think joy. I don't even use that. You too. Sure. It's you two. When I be talking to my
girl about the problems of the show. It's y'all two. I love y'all. Yo, Mark go buy the wackest Nikes he could find.
I hate when Mark buys sneakers.
I ain't gonna lie.
Cause last time he was here,
I was looking at his shit and they was brand spanking
when he come here and take them out of the box.
And I'm like.
Lace them up.
Oh, the ones, you know, I like them.
I like them.
Go to 95 and he go to the flight club
and pay the extra to get them.
Shut up Ice.
Shut the fuck up.
Am I lying?
I don't go to Flight Club.
Did you buy them from Flight Club?
Yeah, I order them online.
You pick your sneakers from Flight Club?
I go online and I order like batches of them.
A lot of them are years old.
Like that sneakers I took the tag off, they're probably five, six years old.
Oh, okay.
You didn't just run to the...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, that makes more sense to me.
That makes more sense to me.
Those are not five.
Not like I'd be killing the footwear either, but.
Yeah, these are just comfortable.
I just got, I did an all nighter last night.
I'm exhausted.
I was like, let me just find some sneakers.
What the hell were you doing all night?
Two things.
One, working on the Ian and Mark show.
We were doing that to almost midnight.
And then I had to help my wife finish her book.
Nice.
I'm doing a final edit for her.
So she asked me to read all 150,000 words.
Oh, sheesh.
That's fire.
Can't chat GPT that?
I wish.
You cut her a nice deal on the fee?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I'm waiting to see what I get on the other end.
Good looking.
It's all coming in the back end.
I hope.
I keep trying.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You're laughing too hard, Missy.
I'm sorry.
Apparently people have a really difficult time
when I find joy in humor.
The back edge.
Well, yeah, that's it.
Oh.
All right.
I see what today is.
Yep.
It's Tuesday.
It's one of those.
It's early, too.
It is.
Mark is early in the pod, Mark.
You're letting Mark.
No, we're not waiting an hour, two, or three.
That's true.
That's true.
That's sex pause like you did last time. No, that one's staying. That's true. That's sex porn like you did last time.
No, that one's staying.
That was fine.
That's the line right there.
Your life is not in danger for this one.
And I mean, we barely into the first hour,
so I assume if you do it here.
Right.
You know, yeah.
Oh, man.
What's popping, everybody?
We good.
We chilling, man.
Glad everybody's safe.
Yeah.
That downpour was crazy.
I got flooded a day early.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, thank God.
Nah, it's bad, it's bad.
Well, I do wanna talk about your flooding at some point.
Yeah.
But what'd you say for real?
Nah, I'm just sayin', it's bad.
Like I got family members that was stuck
out there at eight, nine o'clock
trying to get their kids from school.
Like it was the videos and pictures I saw from people
like playing field area of Jersey,
terrible, water up to the roof of the car.
It was fucked up.
That's nasty, yeah.
Yeah, my basement got flooded last night.
My wife texted me and told me I meant to go
and check this morning, I forgot.
God, this.
Is your basement finished?
It was.
Oh.
Damn.
I have no idea, man.
Damn.
Yeah, I have no idea.
But I should check.
I've been flooded a couple times,
so I feel for anybody going through it.
That shit is the worst.
Yeah, me too.
I've been flooded when I used to live in Brooklyn.
That shit is the worst. It's not good at all. And sh all and shout out good brother is she is here with us in spirit because he's dealing with some flood
In his paper one of his property I have no I don't talk to
You contacted your people. Yeah, I don't really speak to him about him.
As long as he's alive, Corey will tell me if something's bad.
Damn, he's like.
Hey, yo, you know what's...
When you...
Yo, when you use the pump, right?
You know, the...
Yo, Flip, what's up with you today?
The toy, the pump.
You do it a lot.
What's up with you?
No, the pump, I'm talking about the pump when you pumping out the water of your basement.
Oh, okay.
Not the penis pump.
When you use the pump to set the pump, I think whatever.
And then that shit is going outside.
I think the water's coming back in.
Well, if it's flooding bad enough, yeah, I guess it would.
Yeah.
And hopefully the listeners are tuned into their own depot bod to hear how you should take care of that in the event that it happens.
For now, I'm here for some fun. Fuck them floods. Well, now if you were thoughts and prayers,
but other than that, yeah, come on, let's get to it.
Oh
Heard you working on something a little earlier
Your intro your intro man your intro we heard you working on it sound good
Much of a
Basian car that story with Mel. Not too much on Mel today. Not too much on Mel. They took a Beijing card.
They can't take shit from me. Mel, they kicked you out.
It's all on their side.
They said Rihanna, not Jackie.
Then they pulled up your dad.
He's beautiful, they said.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Everybody needs to just stop right now.
They pulled up my glasses, yeah.
I look good looking, man.
Did you ever find a picture of him?
No, not once.
Hey, Mark.
Oh!
No! No, not once. Not once him? No. Not a one. Hey, Mark. Not a one.
Not a one.
Not a one.
I did.
It's just like the joke had passed, so I didn't even bother.
You see it.
Look at the picture.
Look at the joke is back.
Look at that.
The joke is back.
Just that bad.
We do a lot of callbacks.
No, because you guys are going to intentionally fucking disagree with me and not understanding
like that.
That's the gig.
That, okay.
That's what we do.
I guarantee it's gonna happen.
We still with the picture though.
Yeah, we love you though.
That there was part of it that was like in jest.
And it was like you look like your dad.
Okay.
Like where you think your beauty is from?
You think it's from the white side of you.
Stop doing that.
Stop doing that. Can you find the picture. Stop doing that. Stop doing that.
Can you find the picture?
Stop doing that.
I think you're beautiful.
First of all, first of all,
have you guys ever heard about fathers,
you know, momma's baby fathers maybe?
No.
You know what that means, right?
No.
That's a Canadian thing.
Yeah, but that ain't got to do with beauty.
That's just about.
No, it has to do with how kids come out looking
versus how they progress as they get older.
No, that's not what that means.
Yes it does.
No. If the father, no. It means you know it's the m older. No, that's not what that means. Yes it does. No.
If the father, no, it means you know it's the mama's baby,
but you don't know if it's the father.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, what did you think that meant?
I know exactly what it means.
Biologists and researchers have come
to have opined that children come out
looking like the father because, shut up, Cory.
Cory, you have to stop doing that too. Come out looking more like the father because, shut up Cory, come out looking more like the
father than the mother because they feared that the father would either abandon or kill
the child.
This is all predated to prehistoric times.
That part is true.
I know that.
That's what the expression is though.
I've never heard that expression.
Okay, I'm basically using a modern day expression to refer to that kind of research.
Mothers, maybe fathers, maybe fathers.
You look like your dad.
It's a callilical phrase that highlights the uncertainty surrounding paternity, especially
in comparison to the certainty of maternity.
Like what I said.
You just made that shit up.
You just phrased it out.
I didn't just make it up.
You took an old saying.
And anybody who has a critical thinking mind
understands the pain of saying, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
OK.
Are you shooting now?
OK.
I see how you feel.
Let's go.
Ha ha ha.
Understands the connection that I was making.
So, and yes, as I've gotten older,
I look more like my mother, a lot more like my mother.
OK, find a picture of your dad, bro.
Ha ha ha. Right here. Thank you, Flip a lot. Okay, fine. I'm gonna be a dad, bro
What's smooth old school the real cause we look at it He's not ugly what watch your fucking mouth about mr. Ford like that
Yo, these women yo there was
There was a little.
She on to something.
She ain't wrong.
Nah, nah, nah.
He's not unattractive, though.
Oh, come on.
There was a little, there was some jest in the way.
He looks like an African dictator.
Yeah, oh, shit.
Watch your fucking mouth.
He does.
Last King of Scotland, a little bit.
This is not no fucking ugly man.
He's not ugly at all.
He's not ugly at all.
That 70-year-old picture when he's 75. Exactly. He's not an ugly man. He's not ugly at all. He's a 70 year old picture when he's 75.
Exactly.
He's not an ugly man.
He's not 75 there, he's 48.
Well, 48 and those days were different.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, no, you're 48.
I'm 46.
Oh.
And that's sort of being beautiful.
That's the biggest age.
Back in the days he had to deal with some shit. But who's this? That's you. That's beautiful. That's the biggest age. Back in the days, he had to deal with some shit.
But who's this?
That's you.
That's me.
He's the ugly baby.
You look like it.
You ugly now.
Fuck you.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
That's not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
We'll fold that up right now.
Don't look at me now.
Of course it is.
Yeah. She said, you ugly now. Yo't clean out. Of course he is.
She said she was cleaning out.
Yo Mel in this picture looked like she was going to call him ugly when she got older.
When she got older, all that girl dad shit.
Wait, the girl dad phrase wasn't a phrase.
No, no.
Okay, I'm just checking.
Go ahead, Mel.
You know what, here's the thing.
I don't think he's ugly.
Here's the thing.
He's the thing. I don't think he's ugly. Here's the thing. He's not ugly.
Is an internal family joke spilled out by way of me talking about it on this very large
broadcast and nobody gets the inside joke.
Oh now in the family, I understand the family being like...
But it's the white family though.
But even that, you're about to save.
That's why it's ugly.
Here's the thing is my dad was in on it.
That's the thing.
So when I told the story about...
It doesn't make it up. I don't know what... The white side can't tell the black side. dad was in on it. That's the thing. So when I told the story about- That doesn't make it up.
I don't know what, I don't know what-
The white side can't tell the black side.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, the whites can't do that.
Call your aunt, call somebody from over there.
We got a white-
From which side?
The white side.
Everybody's dead.
Why you ask?
Why you make shit dark, like goddamn.
Because.
That's the big joker.
That's what she doing.
That's what she doing.
That's the big joker.
That's what she doing.
It gets you out.
It's a fucking joke. My mom died and do. That's the big joke. That's what she do when it gets you out. That's the fucking joke. It's the fucking joke.
I'm out.
Fuck you, man.
I'm out.
I got a car accident.
And I got hit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
All right.
No, no, no.
I'm out.
I'm out.
We got a great show on the other day.
Big call.
No, we got a, that's too much of a male.
And we got a great show on the other day.
I promise.
I promise.
Why you put your hand up?
I promise.
I'm a chill.
Oh man, yo.
That ugly nail is so funny, right? That motherfucker. Oh You can be like in the streets On a day like this, thank you It feel like summer Mic check 1-2, 1-2 so happy to be here
I feel like summer All praise due to the Most High
I feel like summer Blessings, blessings, so happy you woke us up this morning
You can feel it
You're a bit like this, Jackie
I feel like some love
She feels like some love
I feel like some love
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good
I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good I'm gonna be the one to make you feel good Mike check what you want you Mike check what you want you out there
Shouting the person last time listen always with a lady
Shouting the patrolyse all communities
Hey
So just a bit of a break from the norm just a little something to break the monotony
All that hardcore dance that it's gotten to be a little bit
Look at that nigga sending NWA shots
Give me a soft subtle mix and if it ain't broken don't try to fix it
And think of the summers of the past adjust the face and let the alpine blast
Yes, sir!
Whole Philadelphia, whole New Jersey!
Put your car on cruise and lay back cause it's the summertime Philadelphia, whole New Jersey!
Wherever you might be listening from, shout out to the 9 to 5, it's the entrepreneurs out there! Everybody on vacation right now!
Whoa!
All the bad bitches in sundresses
Ayy Yeahall hear me?
Everybody on the beat right now
She love an Ivor only with his tie back
You know it's hard to get a body like his high jack
Everybody out the country right now
Left right, left left
Shout out to the kids for listening
Hey
Everybody in the pool right now
Here we go
Why you don't dance
But I know that you can
Yo when I'm going, make sure the intro is just as lit as when I'm here
Please
Say no more
I know Parks did that with Deshaun Paul last time
Let Parks do it
Don't
No you help me man
That was Flips
That was Flips
It was Parks
It was Parks
What's the level of Let me hear you Yeah. I'm going in another direction for the intro too.
And I'm joking with y'all. Y'all killed the intro when I was going.
Pain in the poor place.
That's if we even hear why you're going.
Right.
Ain't none of that shit you talking about.
What happened?
We got you. We got you we got you
Fire intro
Outro to right after exactly
No, forgot me I
Will fold will fold that up right now
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Miss gang, yeah
I'm your humble gracious grateful happy to be here hosts and I'm not gonna be here soon. God damn it
I can smell a plane now
Sorry y'all
We can't wait
Some son I gotta go. I gotta go. We excited for you. We can't wait. Yeah, for real? We're happy for you. Go get you some sun.
I deserve it.
You do.
You work hard.
You deserve more than that, man.
You should take a couple.
Extend the trip.
Yeah.
You ain't gotta come back.
Yeah, a couple of times this year.
Never, right?
Yeah.
But if you could try to do it every Friday.
Friday's a good idea.
That would be amazing.
At least until like September, October.
Well, that's what I thought about this time when I did it.
Yeah, just do it every Friday.
Like, Friday. Yeah, every Friday, though. Yeah, man, I appreciate it. Spin the globe and just pick somewhere. Yeah, I love these guys, October. Well that's what I thought about this time when I did it. Yeah, just do it every Friday. Like Friday.
Yeah, every Friday though.
Yeah, man, I appreciate it.
Spin the globe and just pick somewhere.
Yeah, I love these guys, man.
Best crew in the world, man.
Look how they care about me.
Well, you know, that's mental health.
What do they play about you, dog?
Huh?
I'm fucking at it.
Anyway, I did all that.
Oh, yeah, I'm me.
I'm here with some dope people.
That's true.
To my right. You know what I mean? mean moved across the fucking country to be here with us for you dirty bastards out there
Legend since the 90s
Why you do that when I say that cuz she go on to age herself
But she was so quick to tell me that her dad looked old as hell at fucking 48.
You agree.
Y'all agree.
I think your dad looked great.
Yeah, I don't think he looked bad at all.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Mm-hmm.
Just a Danny.
Name is.
Yeah, that's right.
Give it up for the OG.
The fuck you talking about?
Anyway, legend from the six, Melissa Ford in the middle.
Yeah.
To her right, big queens flip queens, get the the money man. God makes my job so much easier.
So much easier. One of my favorite people in the world, man. I'm clapping up a queen
flip. Yes sir.
Clap it up queen flip queen flip queen flip.
You know, like that.
I'll show you.
They don't know how to respond to kindness.
Thank you.
God damn. To his right right our good brother dark aka Mark
Lamont Hill in the building make some noise next to him big freeze is here
y'all know the fucking vibe you know Parks is here policy of Corey's here
Erickson is here whoever else is here won't be in about 30 minutes on my
shout y'all out no more here by remote last but certainly not least each and
every one of you guys are here.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
What's popping though?
Feeling good.
It's good.
I'm feeling amazing, man.
Good, good.
I love that for you guys.
I love that for you guys.
You know, they don't like when we do this.
When we do what?
Just how I, they don't care how our weekend was.
Yeah, but we care though.
Oh, all right.
It's called an icebreaker.
Oh, I care how y'all weekend was.
I was actually wondering about your weekend.
My weekend was well.
Yeah, because I was thinking about the man to Serrano fight.
I was thinking about the waxing.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The man to Serrano fight, keep my comments to myself, but you know, I was supporting
my sister.
You went though, right?
No.
Oh, okay.
I thought you was there.
No, I didn't go. No was outside again. Left outside again.
No I'm playing. I did not go. I didn't go. Okay. Well I'm with Ice. I care about everybody's
well-being so I'd like to start with a little bit of how you guys doing. And I care about you
guys as well being out there as well. Shout out to anybody that may be fighting a private battle when the summer is hot.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't lie to you.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, it's a bad time to do it,
or a great time to do it, depending on how you look at it.
Where would you guys like to begin?
Can I just give a happy birthday to my mom?
Please.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh man.
Yesterday, well Sunday was her actual birthday.
We did an 86th birthday party for her.
Dope.
The big eight party at the house.
Delusional at the house, but she thought
only a handful of people were coming,
but she didn't realize how many people loved her.
So everybody who I called came out.
Wow.
Nice.
And we gave her food, gifts, played some good music.
You know what I mean?
And just had a great time.
And we don't do parties in my family like that.
We don't do get togethers for each other.
We didn't do that.
So this was a big deal for her.
This was the second time she's had a party in 86 years.
Wow.
Very dope.
Yeah, so just shout out to you.
Love you, mom.
Does she listen to the pod?
No.
She, she, she, God no.
She did find out about that blind joke before though.
She called me about it.
She thought it was funny though.
She got a good sense of humor.
Shoo.
Yeah.
I had to pay the rent that month too.
So, you know.
Yeah, that, that.
Yeah, that was the one.
She better find it funny.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout out to mom.
Nah, it's all love, man.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, mom.
Happy birthday, mom.
That was fire.
That was fire.
Why didn't y'all do the get-togethers?
Or the parties?
I was curious about that too.
I got a weird family.
We just didn't do normal shit.
Part of it was because of the Jim Crow shit.
They grew up in Jim Crow so they didn't have birthday parties.
They didn't have birthdays all the way.
You know what I mean?
Like they didn't know exactly when their birthdays were.
They had to like find birthday tickets.
My dad had to name himself.
It's tough to keep it light.
Sorry man.
I mean you asked a traumatic ass question.
Why didn't you have birthday parties as a child?
It's so heavy mom.
But if I thought it had to do with Jim Crow.
You might not have left that one.
I'll give you Jim Crow my own.
Skip that.
I haggs it.
I leave that.
I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to? If I thought it had to do with Jim Crow,
you might not have left that one.
You can argue Jim Crow, my boy.
I leave the Apollo once to Jim Crow.
That's fair.
When they start showing when the Apollo started
and Jim Crow answers.
I hate y'all niggas.
Don't ask a nigga why he never had a party as a kid
and think he gonna give you a happy answer.
You said your dad had to name himself?
Yeah, he was only born with initials.
And then when he went in the army, he named himself.
He was just LM, and his dad was LM,
and the slave master who owned him was LM.
So he became LM.
Wait, he kept the initiative?
I mean, slavery's hard.
Now that you mention it.
By definition.
Stockholm.
Yeah, this was Stockholm.
My mother.
That goddamn Stockholm. I didn't even think about that. The nigga could have picked any day. Stockholm. Yeah, this was Stockholm, my mother fucker. That goddamn Stockholm.
I didn't even think about that.
The nigga could have picked any day.
Yeah.
Yeah, he became Leon Melvin, yeah.
He name was something.
Nah, Pop, we changing your name again.
We gotta change Pop name again, man.
I'll let him know.
Oh, that's hard.
I'll break out the Ouija board.
No, he must be fast-tracked.
Let's do peace, man.
Pop's just gone.
See, look, everybody's going to fucking laugh at that,
but I can't make a joke about my dad.
Well, you hang up.
He just said, Ouija Board.
Because he loves Ouija Board.
He loves his dad.
Ouija Board.
He never ran off.
It's different.
I ain't calling him ugly either.
Yeah, I said the best of us.
Yeah, I ain't dissing him.
He loves his dad, man.
Yeah. It's all good. Tomato, either. Yeah, I said the bad about him. Yeah, I ain't dissing him. He loves his dad, Mel. Yeah.
It's all good.
Tomato, tomato.
Oh, God.
Where would y'all like to start?
There we go.
There we go.
I hope your sister gets you up.
Mark, it inspired me.
I want to shout my mom out, too.
And you know what?
Virgo season is almost upon us.
Oh, God.
Don't remind me, please.
You other signs, we've let you have your time now.
Oh, God. Why do you like this? other signs we've let you have your time now.
It's contributed to kind of a bland year.
If you ask the Virgos, you other signs, parading around voting for trauma, you other signs,
you other signs really done a number.
Blame it. The Trump presidency on astrology is hilarious. I'm saying the non-vergos have been out fucking the earth up like they normally do and the only time we get a
Vacation from y'all is Virgo sees August of September Virgo season
so shout to my mom a Virgo who birthed a
Virgo and who I'm sure has nothing to do with me not having enough
Amex points to go on my vacation. I'm sure that has nothing to do with putting
my mom on my points. I'm positive that that has... I mean I had about 18 million of them.
And now they just... They might have expired, you know, they might got some new policy.
That's what I thought too, so I called them up.
Oh, oh shit.
I called them up and said, hey, do these expire?
And they said, nah.
Aw, damn.
They said they should still be right there.
But, oh man.
No child, no child.
For the last.
Well, we shoutin' Virgos, I want to shout my moms out,
also a Virgo.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, get all the Virgos out there.
What? I'm shoutin' out the Virgos. Shout out Missing Peace, also a Virgo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get all the Virgos out there.
What?
I'm shoutin' out the Virgos.
Shout out Missing Peace, also a Virgo.
Okay, there we go.
Oh no.
There we go.
You think I'm gonna forget my baby?
Well, when you say it.
It's the order.
Oh shit.
You supposed to shout, nigga.
Your girl's supposed to be first.
No, I'm just shoutin'.
Your girl's supposed to be first.
I was shoutin' parents.
Watch your fuckin' mouth.
I shouted my parents.
I was shoutin' out Virgos. And then I also shout out Missing Peace. Shout out be first. I was shouting parents. I shot at my parents I was out on Virgos and then I also shout it out. Shut up also
Virgos
We solid over here
You started it but we good don't put mama love first
I'm listening. Yeah. Yeah, what you put your you put your mom's in the back seat in the car
Yeah, my mom's is gonna get in the back seat of the car. They don't take and my girl they gonna they gonna fight about it
Yeah, so much. That's how much I think I would assume it's out of respect for me or respect for each other
I don't want it you take young but you got mom to the backseat. Is that the is that the right?
God black woman. My mother's's blind I don't abandon the disabled
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Not bad man.
Oh, that's why Stevie up there lying now.
Hey Stevie, we gonna start with you Stevie.
I'm glad he told the truth finally.
What truth?
All right, let's start it here.
We're here, we're starting with Stevie.
Thank you Stevie.
I'm tired of this bullshit
that these people be talking about man.
Way to step on a fucking joke.
Let it, read the room Stevie.
He can't.
I'm not joking.
Stevie Wonder can see.
Stevie Wonder can see y'all. Where did he clear it up?
Well, yeah.
On stage, Lion.
That's where all the artists go to live.
They get their good lies off.
Yeah, it's for entertainment.
On stage, you went on stage somewhere
and the pianist got started.
That's how you know some book.
Do do do do do do.
Stevie said, all right, y'all.
I wanna talk to y'all.
I've heard the rumors.
I've been reading the up.
I mean, I.
Exactly.
Slow the property down.
Wait, go back.
Go back.
Go back.
Bring it back.
Bring it back, guys.
Bring it back.
I've been watching the podcast that you got.
I mean, my friends have been telling me
that the rumor says that I can see.
And I want to let you guys know know long pause, dramatic piano build up.
And he says, I am blind.
I've been blind since I was very, very young.
Dramatic accident in the crowd.
Let him get his shit off. Good for him.
Then he went and he been in and made it all.
But it allows me to see people.
Oh, yeah. So now she played because he did smoke that part. He smoked that part. That part was too fire for me to see people. Oh yeah. So now I should play it because he did smoke that part.
He smoked that part. That part was too fire for me to hate on. He said, I hate it. He said being blind
so early, I'm not gonna play it because fuck Stevie Wonder lying on stage. Not Stevie Wonder,
the lie. The lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stevie is Stevie. Let's not get crazy. Yeah, for sure. No, he went up there and said
but being blind is what has truly allowed me to see, which I thought was fly. Lies, but fly.
And he said, I can see without color.
I can see without having to judge how y'all look.
I can see how we were truly intended to see each other,
which is as humans.
Me being a huge fan of humanity, I thought he smoked that.
I'm going to clap for him.
And yet, every woman I've seen Stevie Witt is gorgeous.
You know.
I'm just saying, that's a hell of a coincidence.
If you just seen souls and spirits and shit,
why they all bad?
Well maybe they got a good spirit.
You can feel ugly bitch.
Ray Charles showed you how to do it.
Ray Charles showed you how to do it.
Yeah Ray Charles.
Give me that wrist, come here.
That's the best you can get.
That's weight.
I'm just saying, you know what I'm saying.
You can do a little bit of. That's weight. I'm just saying. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. Do a little bit of.
What you do, Ice?
Do it again.
I don't know what he did, though.
He can do a little something, man.
He can figure it out.
You can do the grips.
Nah.
Ah.
Stevie Line, though.
Shout out to Stevie one.
But of course, shout out to Legend.
Absolutely.
I'm going to go listen to it.
Oh, I thought it was the reggae version. I thought it was Coolio.
I thought it was Coolio.
Dangerous Mind soundtrack.
Greatest album of all time.
Hey, you goddamn right.
What, Dangerous Mind soundtrack?
I just forgot. Greatest album of all time. You goddamn right. What, Dangerous Montyle?
I just forgot.
Here we go.
I hope you get the shit.
I forgot me.
Stevie Wonder.
Carmelo Anthony told us
that when you saw him you said, and I quote,
I love watching you play.
He's just probably joking, man.
Or- Okay, you got that one.
You ever watch Carmelo Anthony play?
You ever hear Carmelo Anthony play?
Back in the day, they used the radios to listen to the games.
So yes.
You don't listen to no fucking radio.
That was Magic Johnson or somebody that said, oh that was Quincy Johnson, whoever said
it that said he called Stevie Wonder early in the morning and Stevie was up and he said
I saw you calling on the call ID.
Johnny Gill said he saw Stevie Wonder
back out of a driveway.
Like, what I'm saying is,
Stevie act like it's us making these stories up,
and it's not.
No.
I grew up thinking he was blind,
but now the niggas is grown.
And got mics. Yeah, and it's ratting
Have you met Stevie yet? Have I met Stevie? No, do you think if you met him in person you would be able to tell
If he was blind like that if he was fraud in front of you. No, that's so fucking 90 year scam. I ain't that broke. These niggas know what they doing.
That's a big scam too.
He's like, nah, I'm just gonna do it.
Wave. He knows those tricks.
He ain't flinching.
And what if you got that strength like when you go to shake his hand?
What strength?
They say that when you don't, when you lack a sense that your other ones are... Yeah, what if you got that blinding the strength? They say that when you don't, when you lack a sense that you're all the other ones.
Yeah, what if you got that blonde nigga strength?
Daffy like Mike Tyson be doing,
grab your wrist if this man's strong.
Like, yo, Stevie, give me that red cup over there.
Yeah, if I say Stevie,
I would just try to trip him up the whole day.
All day, all day long.
Go play air hockey real quick.
He's been seeing this for 70 years. Shout out to Stevie Wonder, we love you. It's all in good fun if you are awake watching podcasts or listening to podcasts. We absolutely adore Stevie Wonder. What is most important toalea Banks. For me, that's the only place you can go.
This shit baffled me.
This is great.
This is great.
So scared, but it's great.
Basically, as I understand the story,
Azalea Banks leaked or revealed the fact
that Conor McGregor had sent her unsolicited nudes.
Dick pics.
Yes. And then they kind of, we kind of found out
that they've been having exchange for,
that goes back a long time.
And then when he sent the dick pics,
he didn't just send a dick pic,
he kind of threatened her with the dick pic.
Like, don't you, you better not ever reveal
this kind of shit.
And to Azealia Banks, of all people,
I can't think of anybody less that I would tell a secret to
or threatened with a secret than Azealia Banks.
And she, of course, put it out all over the Internet.
And it made me think a couple of things or DM or D.
Right. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Any DM. Right.
I don't know, man. Like I was fucked up by this one.
I didn't know people that famous
sent unsolicited dick pics.
Oh yeah, remember Brett Favre?
But to other famous people?
Don't matter.
She was a news fave.
Brett Favre, she wanted him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kanye only been telling y'all
he been doing this for years.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
So she, the picture, it was him. Are you zooming in?
I need your glasses. From what I understand, you would need to. Oh, sure. But he sends her a dick
pick, it's an erect penis, and says, don't be a rat because all rats get caught. That's the worst
game ever. You don't send her by your dick pick and threaten them. I mean, like if you're sending a dick pic,
you already have a terrible game.
Say more.
I mean, like that-
I don't send dick pics,
so I don't know the rules of engagement.
I mean, like that's how you solicit somebody's attention
is sending a dick pic.
For me, and when I get a dick pic,
I feel like it's a big fuck you.
Yeah, that's the point.
Yeah.
You wanna have sex. Well, yeah, no, no, no, no, no. I feel like it's a big fuck you. Yeah, that's the point. Yeah. You wanna have sex.
Well, yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel like it's a fuck you.
It's like a middle finger.
What?
Yeah.
Serious?
Yes.
I feel like it's such a,
it's such an act of aggression.
You know what I mean?
You think that's their intent when they send it
to say fuck you?
That's how I process it.
I don't necessarily know what their intent is.
This is helpful though. Do your girlfriends process it the same way's how I process it. I don't necessarily know what they're intending. This is helpful though.
Do your girlfriends process it the same way?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've never really asked them.
We just don't like them.
I can certainly see it being described as creepy
or uncomfortable or rude.
Yeah.
A fuck you is an interesting taste.
It's almost, it's like a guy getting on a fucking plane
and then fucking man spreading, you know what I'm saying?
It's just like I'm saying?
It's just like I'm taking up space in your world like fuck you and I'm just I'm here
because I want to be here regardless of how you feel.
Yo I'm surprised.
I'm surprised.
Yeah.
I didn't mean all that.
Niggas send dick pics on the hum.
Yeah.
Like in his love.
When's the last time you sent a dick pic?
When's the last time I sent a dick pic?
I can't answer this.
I don't send dick pics.
Okay. I said dick pics on the hum, yeah? Like, and it's love. What? Oh yeah, when's the last time you sent a dick pic?
I didn't, I didn't.
When's the last time I sent a dick pic?
Yeah, now.
I can't answer this, I don't send dick pics.
Okay.
Hold on, hold on, but I've been saying.
She tried to jam you up.
No, no.
I got you, bro.
No, no, no, no.
I've been sitting here looking at your phone
and there's been a lot that went through to you.
What I'm saying is this.
Don't point the finger at me.
Listen, now, dick pics, when niggas send it,
it's not a fuck you.
A lot of times, if they send it unsolicited,
if it's a new nigga that sent it, cool.
Like if you just met him on Instagram or on the internet,
he sent it, then he's being funny.
That could be off-putting.
Yeah, that, that, but if a nigga fucks
what you have been communicating, he sent it.
Not from dude you're messing with,
it's like history. Like when it's a complete and total stranger. But that's what you're, you have to communicate. And he said, yeah. Not from dude you're messing with. No, what I mean like.
Like when it's a complete and total stranger.
But that's what you were, you have to make it clear.
That's what I, yeah, that's right.
That's what Connor did, just for context.
Again, he sent a picture of his dick,
wrote lifting weights, allegedly,
and said, don't be a rat, because all rats get caught.
Of course, Azalea then turns around
and posted along with the screenshots and said,
how you gonna send a bitch some crooked dick pics
then threaten her not to tell?
Nigga, do you know who the fuck I am?
This is Haram.
Like how are you really gonna sexually harass me
with the potato farmer dick,
then threaten me not to tell?
The potato farmer dick.
Honey, ain't you trying to be the president of Ireland?
What is the given fam?
Use some fucking sunscreen, Dave.
So she didn't just.
He got a son for another dick. She critiqued it.
She, yeah, she dragged.
What SPF do you need to put on your dick?
That's why dick pics have advanced so much in the last few years, Paul.
Oh yeah, in the last decade, right?
Like now the same way bitches do the fucking, not bitches, but women, because it's not just
a bitch, women are doing FaceTune and this filter and this app
and this, men have in the last decade adopted this
on the dick pics, so now they taking the Snapchat,
bong, because Snapchat makes you look a little,
and they're doing angles and they.
Snapchat makes you look what, girthier?
Longer?
Snapchat's camera.
The girth filter, yeah.
Snapchat camera for us.
There is like a girth enhancing fucking app,
like filter?
Yes.
On Snapchat!
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
Well, why would it matter to you?
It doesn't, I'm just shocked right now.
No, I don't, I'm just shocked.
No, these mics are a lie.
That's what she do with live mics.
Now they say she don't like dick pics, she says she don't like dick pics from people she don don't. I'm just shocked. No, she's not on these mics and lie. That's all she do is lie.
Maddie says she don't like dick pics.
She says she don't like dick pics from people she don't know.
That's true.
What about associates?
Like if you're dating a guy and he sends you something over.
Duke.
Yeah, what about Duke?
Oh, yeah.
She's following.
Yeah.
Chad.
It just depends on where we are.
Chad.
It's a little weird.
Is it better?
I'm just going to ask one more question because it's still early in the show.
Yeah, because you like this line of questions.
You seem very interested.
I'm interested in everything. I'm a journalist. I'm a journalist flip. And the show. Yeah, cause you like this line of questions. You seem very interested. I'm interested in everything. I'm a journalist.
I'm a journalist flip.
And your pants ain't bag enough for this line of questions.
Hey, hey, hey, just so you know.
Hey, boy, he got a rise in the Levi's.
I like to move back around.
I like to move it.
You got a rise in your Levi's, brother.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, my brother.
Slow down a little bit.
Yeah, look at this shit. This shit's digging that nigga's shit now. This shit's bulky. You better rise in your Levi's brother
No, I was gonna say is the dick pic more interesting
or compelling to you before you've had sex
with the person or after?
Question mark.
And then I have one more question.
If it's somebody that you're interested in having sex with
and you haven't done like, you know, the feel test,
it's before.
But you haven't done the feel test.
The feel test?
Grabbing dicks?
You can't just be feeling test.
You can't just grab a nigga like that.
That's sexual harassment.
I just had a bouncer do that to me the other night.
It's not.
It's not.
It's very uncomfortable.
You can't just go around feeling niggas, Melissa.
No, I mean, it's somebody that you know you have that kind of.
He lets you feel him.
Yeah, I mean, like you rub him up.
He go like this.
You're being intimate, and then you grab his dick.
Did you ask for consent to grab his dick?
It's like the Stevie thing.
Yeah, something like that.
It's basically just trying to figure out
what's going on down there without asking or whatever.
Without asking.
You just brush against?
You just brush against.
You kind of rub your leg on it just to find out.
You think that's effective?
That's a charge.
Does that work?
This is somebody that there's a mutual interest old lady shit. You rubbed your leg.
This is somebody that there's,
it's a mutual interest here.
Okay, so like,
put your head on the beat.
You got a mutual interest.
That's the baseline.
You getting intense with this dude.
And you pull your foot.
You pull your leg out.
Okay, well not like that.
It's just, I'm in a,
I'm sitting in a weird position,
but you know, like,
this is what we talk about.
This is what we talk about.
It's just like,
how big is this dick?
And we just,
Gotcha.
Yeah, we got to figure that out
beforehand. And the dick pic makes it easier. So you Then we have to, gotcha. Yeah, we gotta figure that out.
And the dick pic makes it easier
so you don't have to do all that.
In theory, yes.
Got it.
What's your question, Joe?
You had a question for me.
My final question,
because I'm uncomfortable with all this.
But if it's someone that you're familiar with,
what about the opposite?
Do you send some pics of that cat?
I mean,
hey,
hey, hey, hey, I like to move it, move it, I like to, What about the opposite? Do you send some pics of that cat? Meow. Hey.
Hey.
I like to move it, move it.
I like to move it.
No.
You taking some pics of that cat?
Meow.
My cat.
Meow.
You're getting out of the car wash.
Car wash. Car wash.
Do not dab each other on that.
You sick fucks.
I'm talking about the car wash.
Talking about the car wash.
You're disgusting.
You're disgusting.
Why don't you just call them beef curtains
while you're fucking at it, alright?
Exactly, exactly.
This is our Wednesday pot. I'm telling y'all.
Have you said, could you?
Usually I do like, you know, the whole enchilada,
you know what I'm saying?
You just do like the full body kind of thing,
and you know, the long, you know,
full like mirror, the bathroom.
So you don't give him the Amber Rose?
No, that's just, I'll let him see that up close and personal.
Sure, sure. Bam! No, that's just... I'll let him see that up close and personal. Sure.
There!
Look at that.
Holy shit!
Yo, Joe, what's up?
How you doing?
Oh, man.
Hey!
Hey!
Get that cab ready, y'all! Hey! Hey!
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Ooh!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the picture club.
That is Mel on her way to the bookshelf.
You know, you know,
you know as a bookshelf
in the background of this shit.
Mr. Barnes?
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What's fair?
What's weird?
What's too far?
Well there's a free talk happening.
Did she get the money?
Did she sign the paper?
One could say Cash App was sick.
It's no time.
She acknowledged the terms and conditions.
She had accept.
I mean like do you ask, or is there a moment
in the sexy talk where you just send it?
You ask if it's a new one.
Is there a fire one from 2015 that's in my phone?
That one normally gets it.
Then I found out bitches could see the date.
It's like, oh, shit.
You can edit the date.
That's what took me out of the dick pit game.
And well, I promise y''all we have substance coming soon.
You can edit the day too.
I said to dick pic one time, she was like, I meant something fresh.
Like you sent me something from the badge.
I want something that was meant for me.
I looked at my dick.
Nah.
Not today, man. Today my was looking like, you got to take it. That shit was looking, not today, ma.
Like today my shit looking extra, nah, nah.
Right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You shy.
I'm having waxed.
Uh, yes or no, I'm not in the dick pic game.
I'm not in that game.
All right.
It's been a long time for me.
Same. Never actually for me.
Parks, I ain't gonna lie.
This conversation leads right into your flood talk.
Okay.
I mean, I gotta hear it.
At least for me.
Well, I'm ready.
You wanna outline the parameters of the evening?
Our girls wanted to go on a double day hangout.
Okay.
Okay.
Sounds dope.
So we made plans to do so.
But I had a friend from upstate who used to live down here.
A female that said, hey, I'm coming down to the city
this weekend, you and Rem want to go grab drinks and dinner.
I said, yeah, that's cool.
I think we're going out later.
You can maybe hang out with us if you want.
You can stay at our place if you need to.
I'm hospitable to my people from upstate.
Really nice guy.
Yeah, I'm a nice guy.
I'm a nice guy.
So we did that, we did dinner, we did drinks,
and then we were gonna go meet up with Joe,
get back to my place, and Rem's giving her a tour
of the place, and there was, found some water
in the basement, which was a whole headache in itself,
but fuck it, we're gonna still go out and meet them,
because ain't shit we can do about it now.
It's Saturday night, 9, 30, 10 o'clock p.m., so.
Right.
This is what it is at this point.
So we go meet them.
On the way my landlord calls,
you know, we got a guy coming in like two hours.
I'm like, fuck it, we got two hours,
I'm gonna still go out there.
Nice.
So we meet, and then they call me back again,
yo, he's gonna be there in 45 minutes. I only get to have one drink, and then I gotta go back out there. Nice. So we meet and then they call me back again, yo, he's going to be there in 45 minutes.
I only get to have one drink and then I got to go back.
No big deal.
Joe, this is where you could probably take over.
And I'm going to rewind something.
Oh, please.
Because that's his POV.
My POV, he's right, it was Ian's baby shower, I mean baby shower.
The ladies went, I did not.
They got to talking, made plans for the guys.
That's usually how it goes.
They made plans for the guys, so we're in.
And, you know what I mean, go out, little pregame,
and then take it back to the hood.
Yeah. On the late night
That was a night
That was the plan so I get a text from Parks Saturday
932 p.m. It says and I quote cuz I'm reading it
We picked up a plus one on accident lol
Girl I went to high school with,
sprinkling in a little chaos.
I hit him back, I say back.
I like a little chaos.
The night was going to be a nice little double date night.
But that text was rather interesting to me
for many reasons.
One, anytime you pick up a plus one on accident as a dude.
Like what?
You know what I'm talking about.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we know what I'm talking about.
As a dude.
My brain went there first, right.
Shenanigans.
So that's where my brain went
and I read the second sentence,
which was this girl I went to high school with.
More shenanigans.
Okay, so that's how my brain. Yeah, that's what I'm taking.
That's how my brain was reading it.
So me and my baby get to the spot, the pregame spot first.
Okay.
Table for five is the bench and audience, I'll speed this up.
It's two seats back to the restaurant and it's the bench.
Okay.
Me and my girl, because we head ass, like to sit next to each other on the bench.
Like we don't face each other.
So she sits next to me on the bench.
So I already knew when Parks got here,
that either he was gonna have to sit next to his wife
across from us, or the wife who's familiar with my girl
is gonna sit here with us,
and the high school friend is gonna be seated at the park
They get in that's exactly what happens. Yeah, and which one the second one the second one
Okay, Rems is next to us the high school friend sits next to parks
Let's have a little time. Oh, it's a flood. We can't stay long
God got it, but this girl is cute
Okay, I imagined.
This story don't happen.
And cool as hell. Yeah, yeah. We kind of knew that.
Shut the fuck up.
No, it's important for me.
It's important.
It's important.
Cool as hell.
We ain't cool.
We niggas talking.
I'm sure.
She ain't here if she's not don't say.
Hey, hey.
Exactly, exactly.
This girl sit down and is a good looking girl and she's short.
Okay. Ah. Okay.
Ah, okay.
Niggas bags.
So, night is going fine, anybody just talking.
Cool, I'll speed this up a little bit.
Parks gets the call from the plumber.
It's time to boogie.
He's on the fence about whether she should still go, should we go get the house fixed and then meet you at the spot?
Like, we're trying to figure it out.
Trying to make it happen.
And he says to Rem, hey, I'm gonna go meet the plumber.
So if you want to stay here and I'll meet you, then we can, or you can come with me.
Right?
Mm-hm.
What happens next?
Rem goes with Parks.
Don't tell me the girl stays with you.
No, no, no.
Not in action.
What is said next by who?
The girl said something.
The girl said...
I'll go with you?
No!
What the...
Now!
The girl said before Parks wiped to say a word! I'm gonna go with you. No!
Now, the girl, before Park's wife could say a word, the girl said,
The girl said that?
Oh, that crossed my mind.
The girl said it.
I didn't even think she said it.
Well, I'll come with you no matter what.
Oh, it's Slide City.
And then I kicked my girl in the table.
What?
And then they all left together.
Naturally.
They all left together, naturally, of course.
And then my girl looked at me and said, hey, was it just me?
I said, no, it wasn't me.
Hell no, it was not just you.
That girl was all over the place.
That girl could not keep her fuckin' eyes off of her pants.
So if I had them like, yo,
how white people get to play and maneuver,
nigga, if that were me and tried that.
Well, first of all, I left school, but.
No, I wouldn't.
No.
That wouldn't fly, right?
No, nigga, no.
Nigga.
Do you want to have ice on the cake
and that wouldn't fly conversation?
No.
In route to coming down here,
she's best friends with my high school girlfriend
who lives kind of outside the city a little bit.
Holy shit.
And we're still friends.
So I was like, y'all can both,
my wife is cool with my ex, they met before.
Boy.
Yo, why you looking at me?
That's what I'm telling you.
What the fuck?
That's what I'm telling y'all.
I didn't know that. Audience, that's what I'm telling y'all.
How do you know you can do that?
How do you do that?
We can't do it.
We can't.
We can't.
Oh, that's what it is.
I'll ask.
Yeah.
We just gotta ask.
We just gotta ask.
You go ask?
No, I'm not asking.
I'm scared to think.
Talk about asking right now.
Y'all are asking, tell me how it went.
I asked my girl and it almost started a little fight. Like, I was like, and we'll talk about topics in a minute.
I said, yo, give me a list of people that you're going to snuff.
If you see him at my birthday dinner, I heard about this.
I heard the other side of it. Oh, the other side is funny. Yeah,
it's funny because she thought that was weird. She thought she,
you were trying to play her or something. Yes. I'm thinking it's communicating.
I thought so too.
Yeah, I think so.
And great communication at that.
And I told Rem that, which she probably related to her.
How are you trying to play her by asking that?
Because women do the,
it's not about you doing the dishes,
you should want to do the dishes.
I shouldn't have to talk to you about who not to have. You should know who not to have. Guys don't think like that. No. We're just
pretty straightforward. Say this person can't come and I won't.
There's people you know you can't put on. There might be some other ones out there that know why she here.
I'm trying to prevent all of this. So yo, who's your list of they can't be here?
Or here's my list.
I'm not even fighting the list.
Whoever's.
I'm not even fighting it.
You're the most important person to me here tonight.
I want to make sure you have as much fun as me.
So what is the, what is the, the risk is not worth the reward where we don't have the conversation
now the night of you look up, see some bits that you want to snuff and now you just type
the whole night.
I guess your girl's assumption is that you already know who she would be fucking annoyed
to see at your big huge birthday bash.
And you know what happens?
There's that one person that you didn't think she would be upset with.
Come walk in the game.
Yo dog, when you're creating a password, they tell you, hey, retype the password so we're
sure.
Like, there's nothing wrong with reassurance.
Yeah.
I agree.
We're confirming something. I agree.
Mark, give it up. Give it up. Mark. I got at least three that I think should be able to be there.
And this is where to talk. He's advancing the conversation. Yeah, two of the possible for sure.
And the two I wouldn't even think about inviting, right? Because although I think they should be there, I know my wife would say no.
The possible is the one where we can have that conversation.
But I don't want to run the risk of getting the answer
you just described.
So I'm just going to make sure that that possible don't go.
And I think that's what women expect us to do
to treat everybody like that.
Treat the possible like it's a no.
So you don't have to have that conversation.
Even if she would have been okay with it.
Don't risk it.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
He's saying the risk is not worth the reward
on the other side.
Yes.
I disagree.
I disagree too.
I'm not saying I agree, I'm just saying those are the rules. It's an air on the side of caution.
I like his point of view, but I did it.
It's a shitty rule, but.
See, I don't like when women in general get to use
the phrase, it takes two to tango,
meaning if you're around some dudes I don't trust or whatever,
she's gotta be interested too.
It's the same goes for us.
Every day but the wedding.
That's all I'm saying.
Facts, facts.
I'm only talking about her.
Her birthday, there's certain events obviously. That's all I'm talking about.acts. I'm only talking about her birthday. There's certain events obviously.
That's all I'm talking about.
Otherwise, yeah, no, it's even.
But in that situation, fuck no.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
But then you go have a conversation after the party
and be like, yo, just awesome.
Yo, you cool with your girl?
Y'all talking.
And yeah, I ain't even invite such and such
because I ain't want no issues.
You be like, well, I wouldn't care.
Yeah, I like her.
They always say that.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but I'm not willing to bet that she would have said the same thing before. Oh, I saw she want no issues. She be like, I wouldn't care. Yeah, I like her. They always say that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but I'm not willing to bet
that she would have said the same thing before.
I saw what you're funny.
Right, that's like when you tell somebody,
yeah, I would have with you.
So what happened?
Not if I wouldn't have, but,
if you do invite the person to the party, right,
I don't, we can tell some of our wives
that would get it popping,
and some of our wives may not.
Yeah.
But what happens, did you just make it uncomfortable
for the rest of the party that you feel?
Your wife feels the way.
I don't see your wife no disrespect.
I don't see your wife going there
and just going to beat somebody up to mess up a party.
No, that's what I'm saying.
But the point is, it's uncomfortable after.
You saying that?
But on the wedding, think specifically about the wedding.
Got it.
I don't want her thinking about anything.
Yeah, the wedding you can't think about.
No, I'm not talking about the wedding.
Well, the wedding is different.
I'm talking about my birthday. Birthday? I don't want that to be on her brain for her birthday either. Yeah, the wedding you can't play around with. I'm not talking about the wedding. Well, the wedding is different. I'm talking about my birthday.
Birthday?
I don't want that to be on her brain for her birthday either.
Yeah, not for her birthday.
Yours, Mom, not hers.
Oh, for my birthday?
Yes, not hers.
Oh, that's interesting.
I was only thinking about her day.
It's your birthday.
Yeah.
It's your 20-year friend.
You nailed it years ago, but.
Yeah, you popped.
25 years ago.
You popped in 07.
And she knows. Yeah, she knows, and she still looks like something. popped you pop 25 years ago you popped in 07 and she knows yeah
she knows and she still 25 years ago
not only did the girl still look good but the girl will fuck you while you're
and not you're getting nothing about your girl? That part's not relevant,
because I wouldn't feel the need to communicate that part.
But this is why your girl has this person on her list.
Oh, because she feels that way.
Got it.
Yes, but because she is aware of this.
Yeah, I wouldn't invite her.
Really?
I wouldn't invite her.
Yeah, I wouldn't invite her.
Me either.
Yeah.
It's just not like that.
Pfft.
So any woman who's there is not that.
I love this nigga.
His shit gonna be like...
His shit gonna be like the tunnel nigga.
His shit gonna be like the tunnel nigga.
Music there, go in.
Music over there.
He's still gonna be moving around like...
Yeah, no I wouldn't do that either.
Yeah.
Hey. Hey. Oh, you. Oh, you.
Working at the car wash, yeah.
I'm only singing with you.
Yo, this being the song that Mel is taking pics of the cat to to send to some nigger,
it's hilarious.
Real quick.
Oh, my Lord.
Joe.
I know we want to move on from this, right?
But what if it's somebody that you dealt with a long time ago and they have a, you know,
they're spread through our sister, they have a personality like Mel,
meaning like she don't mean anything by it,
she's very huggy, hello,
she's gonna say hello to the girl,
say hello to Sade, would you still?
Flip, Mel has not been to none of her male friends
birthday party.
That's not true.
That's not true.
She's not allowed to go.
I am allowed to go.
Oh, she don't know.
No, I am allowed to go.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Not only am I allowed to go. Oh, she don't know. No, I am allowed to go. Oh, I know that. I know that. Not only am I allowed to go, I have gone.
And I also get along very, very, very well
with their current mates.
With someone that you used to deal with on some other?
Absolutely.
Mel keeps it mean.
Here's the thing, I don't give a fuck.
Once we are over, you are a unit to me.
Wait, wait, stop for a second.
A unit? No. Wait, wait, stop for a second. A unit?
Yo, shit.
And this is why we knee flip.
Mel really honestly does not know.
Doesn't know what?
People be reading through it.
I think you body it.
Your playoff game is fire.
Show me a picture from the last Mel friend's birthday party
you attended. It's written, it's a picture of the last male friend's birthday party you attended?
It's for an except picture of a dad.
Hey, watch it.
Alright, alright, alright.
Fuck that.
That was some old school shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, for real.
Did you take a picture?
Um, you know, I was probably just like living in the moment and you know.
Mel, you're not allowed to probably just like living in the moment and
Now you're not allowed to know birthday parties
Flip
You crazy
Mel is the girl that this talk is about you take a lot of sips, nigga. Don't worry, your party ain't at risk. Man. Man. Hey, Freeze.
Man, is your friend from Texas.
How many sips that nigga took, Freeze?
Look at him.
It's OK, brother.
It ain't got nothing to do with me.
Freeze, that nigga look at him.
I go to parties.
I'm going to a party soon.
When's your birthday, Mark?
Mal's welcome at my party.
Of course she is.
And I am, too.
And she's welcome at your party. Yeah, no, because she's trying to tell me what to do in front of my party. Of course she is. And I am too. And she's welcome at your party.
Uh, yeah, no.
Cause she's trying to tell me what to do in front of my wife.
We talk about dudes.
Slinky loves me.
Yes she does.
But next time you go to a male friend's party.
We talk about dudes that she dealt with.
Don't worry about me.
I won't, just take a picture.
I will.
I will do that.
I feel like.
Or a wedding.
Or a wedding.
Okay.
I want to see a man.
Wait, you bet no weddings
with someone that you dealt with, man? Don't give a fuck. Why a wedding. Okay. I want to see a mid- Wait, you bet no weddings is someone that you've dealt with before?
Don't give a fuck.
Why you ever hear that?
This lady, she don't abide by American rules.
She don't abide by American rules.
She's Canadian.
She don't think there's nothing wrong with that.
You're right, I abide by Caribbean rules.
There you go.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
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da-na-na-na-na-na, da-na-na-na-na-na, da-na-na-na-na-na-na,
da-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Oh, shit.
This bitch is crazy.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
She don't give a fuck.
No, no, I don't care.
She don't.
She don't care.
I do.
Anyway. What I need to. It's time for, all right, whatever. You know what time it is, yo? It's time. I don't care. She don't she don't care. I do anyway
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With that said we have audio from Shaquille O'Neal big Jersey big Jersey
Sometimes violence is indeed the answer
And we have Shaquille O'Neal with a message to RG Bob. I'm sorry Bob Bob
I like to hear it.
Here we go.
Oh speaking of man, RG3,
tweet another monkey post about my girl Angel Ruiz.
I'm punching your fucking face.
There we go.
That's it.
Yes.
That's enough.
Like I don't usually do stuff like this,
but just stop it bro.
You got your job, you got your podcast,
leave my Angel Ruiz alone.
I'm the one calling her and telling her not to respond.
Fucking stop it.
That's the last time.
Okay, thank you.
It's not real hate.
You look around, what's going on in this rural country,
that's hate.
This is sports.
I'm not supposed to like you.
It's a shame that all the stuff you did in your life,
you're gonna be remembered for your podcasts.
We're gonna be remembered for your podcasts.
That should tell you you're not that fucking great. I don't want to be remembered for Shaq's a good podcast. I do not. Like leave those
girls alone. You already spoke on it. Let it go. So what? He hates her. So fucking what? I hate you
now. Don't mess with her. Now what? Say something about me. But she's not gonna respond because I'm
the one calling her and be like, baby keep keep it classy because she's not soft by any means
You're from the streets
Beautiful don't indulge with these fools because he's a fool. You don't even have g14 classification to say that
I would respect it more if Lisa Leslie said it
Like that's your category
Yeah, mind your business
Y'all can go deep. Y'all are females. Y'all understand what that's like. If he hates her so much, mind your business. I don't mind you doing your job, but don't pick on that little girl.
Because guess what?
I'm her protector.
Now pick on me.
You pick on me and I'm going to punch you in your fucking face.
I like it.
I like it.
I love it.
Straight to the point.
I love it.
We need more of that.
Absolutely.
We need a whole lot more of that.
I think, I think we need to in your fucking face. I like it. I like it. I love it. Straight to the point.
I love it.
We need more of that.
Absolutely.
We need a whole lot more of that.
I think, I mean, there's a couple things.
One, I just think RG3 went too far, goes too far.
Even when he's supposed to be defending her
or talking about her in a neutral way,
it somehow ends up.
It was not neutral at all.
Right, I'm saying, but even when he thinks he's doing that,
or says he's doing it, but even that's too much credit. He don't think he's doing it. I'm about to say he did. Fair enough. He don't think he's doing that. You're right. He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing, which is why he's doing it. I'm hiding behind the
tip of defending him. He ain't hot enough to even get this attention on his own, Bob. So I mean, I'm with Shaq. You're doing this off the back of a 23, 24 year old young lady. Like enough now. And sometimes violence is the answer.
We covered this last part, so I'm not gonna rehash it.
But yeah, I was hoping the WNBA would make a statement
because that's how egregious I found his behavior to be.
Disgusting, Joe.
But since they didn't, for whatever the reason be,
yeah, it's time for violence
and it's time for a guy to step up and say.
And a guy in the sports world though, see,
me saying it ain't gonna do nothing.
Right.
Me, so I'ma just sit here and say, Bob, suck my dick.
Me saying I'll smack the shit out of you
don't really do nothing, and you need somebody
whose money is long enough to pay it.
And not just that, a guy who'll really do it.
Yes.
Like, niggas will run they mouth.
Shaq will smack the shit out of you.
From Jersey, but he'll do it. Jersey niggas will smack the shit out of you will smack the shit out you. He's from Jersey but he'll do it.
Jersey niggas will smack the shit out you.
Yo Mark yo, yo watch yourself.
It's only two of y'all today.
I like my chances.
I will smack the shit out you.
It's one in a possible.
I like my chances.
I like my chances.
I'm trying to tell you so buddy.
But yeah, like I love it, I love it.
No yeah, it's fire man.
I mean black women, black girls don't get defended
and protected enough, especially in this space.
I'm glad Shaq can stand up like a big brother
or a father figure, whatever he is to people,
you know what I mean, to her, I think is super dope.
And also, just shout out to Angel Reese in general
for being on a tear.
She's been killing it.
For all this shit.
She's been bodying everything.
Yeah, I mean.
She's shut the naysayers up.
She's been working.
Yeah, she's killing it.
Rebounding machine, scoring, some playmaking,
shooting off the dribble, pulling up, making great passes.
She is playing at a high level,
playing at the highest level I've seen her play
since she's been in WNBA,
and she was already a great young talent.
So salute to her and salute to Shaq for defending her.
And, shame on you women out there
that tried to make it nasty when Shaq did
the Andrew Reese podcast, and he had whatever exchange he had, and you women tried to make it nasty when Shaq did the Andrew Rees podcast and he had whatever exchange he had
and you women tried to make it like Shaq
was some old pervert nigga.
I remember that.
Of course you remember it because them voices be loud
but y'all can mind y'all business too.
Sometimes people got just a relationship
to whereas the nigga is the protector
and he's gonna be there, he's gonna be there.
So don't try to demonize the guy that's also gonna be there.
It's just what I'm saying.
Unless they're doing some creepy shit.
You know what's interesting?
Watch your man Bob now.
I can't wait to see what his fucking response is.
Ain't no response.
No, there is no response.
That's it.
There's not gonna be a response.
There's no response.
He just seems like the kind of guy that just still
like is so antagonistic and doesn't know when to stop.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Thank you, Mark.
He, I, I.
That's when you.
We shall see what happens.
When you know the person will smack the shit out you,
the tough guy disappeared and then come out.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that, that word is around,
that word is around the sports neighborhood.
That word is in Vegas.
Yeah, it's, it's no.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's Shaq.
He will see you and. No, no, I know that, I know that's Shaq. He will see you and look on his promise.
No, no, I know that's Shaq's reputation.
You get Ostrotagged.
Yeah.
I just wonder if he's going to stand down,
if he's gonna issue like a me a cult,
but I just can't wait to see what the response is.
He's gonna be silent.
The response should be silenced at this point,
cause he just says a lot of bullshit.
Like his comments where he calls himself.
It's sucker shit.
It's sucker.
I ain't gonna call him a sucker, but that's sucker shit.
I'm a call.
I'm a call.
I'm a call.
Call him.
You can call him.
I want to call him worse than that.
But you know, this is a family show.
Sticking with sports, a couple of sports things
that's been on my mind.
We talked a little bit about boxing.
Unfortunately, your girl didn't win that fight.
You know, I was disappointed.
I was rooting for her.
I thought she won.
We all were.
Yeah, we all were. And she won the second fight. She absolutely won the second fight. She got robbed.
It would have been a much better better third fight if she'd won the second one but now losing
these out you know that chapter's closed. It's still great for boxing great for women's sports.
She's a warrior. I love her style. I'd actually like to see her move not just from move out of
boxing and go into MMA. She did that before.
Yeah, because she's competed in blue belt in jujitsu,
so I know she's got some MMA talent,
and I think there's a much bigger bag for her there.
I think she has the potential to be one of the great stars,
and keep boxing.
I mean, she's just fire all around.
But it made me-
Sure, that third fight was a big bag.
Oh yeah, true.
But it don't be enough bags for women boxers,
you know what I mean?
And I actually like watching them fight
because I think technically it's really interesting
to watch, but that made me think about this thing
that happened this weekend where Layla Ali got interviewed.
And they- Jake Paul.
Yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.
Jake Paul told Layla Ali, you know,
we want to see you back in the ring.
I thought it was Logan.
I thought it was Logan Paul.
It was Jake.
Okay. Yeah, Jake Paul, come on man. We want to see you back in the ring, and she it was Logan. I thought it was Logan Paul. It was Jake. Okay.
Yeah, Jake Paul, come on, man.
We wanted to see you back in the ring,
and she said, okay, we'll talk about it.
It's some money.
So apparently they had a conversation,
and allegedly there's some numbers.
She said, like, was it 10, 15?
She said 15, 20.
15, 20.
She said, later, Ali said, for 15 to 20 million,
she would be willing to come out of retirement.
Not just the box.
That's dope.
Fight Clarissa Shields.
But the box Clarissa Shields.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Retirement that's just a box. That's dope fight. Karissa shield the box Clarissa shield
That one alone
Dollars nobody's leaving down alone. No, I understand that
You're not gonna win who cares For $20 million? $20 million? $20 million? I don't really think it's about that. I'm gonna let you shoot me for $20 million. That's why I'm not as sad about Amanda Luce
as I was initially.
Oh yeah, because she's a big bag.
Right.
Yeah, because these people pay bad.
The conversation earlier,
when I had it with Corey earlier,
I was saying that,
do you think that Leila Ali can get the 15 or 20 million?
No.
Some people don't agree that she can.
I said, I would pay to see Layla fight though.
It's interesting, right?
I mean Layla was the biggest draw in women's boxing ever.
In 87.
No, it was another.
Layla and I are about the same age.
I think we're, so I would say,
I think her last fight was 2007 or was it 2000?
I have no idea.
It's been a long time.
I can't remember exactly what year it is,
but it's been a long time.
She's undefeated. She was the biggest draw. Now she's been a long time. I can't remember exactly what year it is, but it's been a long time. She's undefeated.
She was the biggest draw.
Now she's not, number one.
Number two, women's boxing has gotten a lot better.
I'm not sure, even in her prime, she would have reach on Clarissa and she would have
some strength, but I'm not sure in her prime she could be Clarissa.
Man, they might fluid this shit shit to be honest with you meaning it turned out to be some exhibition type fight and
Special rules involved and all of this and you definitely not get the back and just pull a rug on everybody
I don't think get them on the market
I don't know but because Leila Ali was saying that she would need 15 to 20 million right would mean that her opponent would
Need a handsome fee.
Yeah, but they don't all get.
Who's the biggest draw between the two of you?
They don't all get the, they won't get the matching purse.
Right now it's Clivers.
Clivers.
That's my point, to Joe's point.
So if she getting 15 to 20, what is the biggest,
what are the others, so now you're talking
about where she go at 25?
My thing is, you say you want 15 to 20.
Maybe 10 will get it done. You know what I'm saying? Yeah will get it done I can start lowering that number if you I can get you to jump for less, right? Maybe
These numbers also may sound absurd to us because we grew up on boxing as boxing
But we have to get used to one exhibition boxing and two boxing on streamers sites. That's true. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Content boxing.
Content boxing.
That's what I was talking about more so.
From a Netflix or an
Entertainment boxing.
I'm not just saying anybody.
So I mean, I don't want to say that it's far fetched.
It sounds far fetched to me.
Yeah.
Let me say that.
Also speaking of Floyd, Roy Jones Jr. is calling out
Floyd, he wants to fight him.
He wants it to count.
He's not talking about entertainment boxing.
No exhibition, none of that. He wants it to count. He's not talking about entertainment box. No exhibition
I want this to count against your against your undefeated
Record and this all stems from Ray Jones jr. Gave a critique about Floyd
Floyd heard it didn't like it started posting a bunch of Roy getting knocked out clips on
Watching it on the big screen. Yeah, yeah the projector. On Instagram, and now here's where we are.
I don't want to see that either.
I don't want to see that.
I don't want to see it.
I do understand it.
Like, again, if Floyd is Floyd, so.
Roy was Roy, though.
No, no, no.
In his day, Roy was him.
I understand.
I'm talking about from the money aspect.
Oh, I see.
I see.
If I'm Roy, and now you're doing this,
I'm going to try to lead this to a fight
where I can get a bag out of this.
Yeah.
I hear that.
And Roy ain't got nothing to lose.
That's my point, I've already been knocked out.
I don't have a perfect record.
So all these broke podcasters were trying to call me
when Celebrity Boxing took off.
No, nigga, go earn it.
No, nigga, go get your own.
You wouldn't do Celebrity Boxing under any circumstance?
I was in talks for that.
Now that I'm wealthy? Yeah, circumstance? I was in talks with him.
Now that I'm wealthy?
Yeah.
No.
I was in talks with him.
For Jonah fight?
No, for me.
Oh.
Oh, I fight.
Oh.
No.
You're right.
He's like, I got trained.
The other person did.
I got trained.
Oh, shit.
I told you Mark beats you today.
It's not me.
It's not me.
I'm a sly.
I'm a sly. Yeah, I wouldn't be shooting it. It's not me. It's not me. He's eating his slide. I'm a slide shooter.
Yeah, I wouldn't do it today.
Like, if you'd have caught me around Moomys 3.
For sure.
Then 250 and the K-Snoop boys get it done.
Sure enough, now.
Sure enough, god damn it.
Is there somebody you would want to fight?
No, I don't want to fight him, but it was some Twitter shit
from years ago,
and he wanted to fade, and in the celebrity box,
and dudes saw it and reached out.
This is back when-
You scared to say his name?
No, I'm not saying his name.
But this is back when, I think it was Bow Wow,
they were trying to do Bow Wow versus Soulja Boy
or something.
Somebody, I forget, I could be wrong with the name.
The next logical choice was officially Ice.
No, no, no, Ice.
I know, they got to put undercard shit together.
So when he was doing, it was Schoolboy Q.
So when he was doing that, and I saw the numbers.
That's random as fuck.
I didn't give a fuck.
I was like, nigga, how much?
Yeah, I'll take that fuck.
Don't fight Schoolboy Q, nigga.
J-Rock gonna be there and all them niggas, man.
I'll fuck with all of them, but it was,
I was like, hell yeah, yo, let's get this done yeah how much was your purse was just 250 okay yeah what you thought That's crazy. I mean, K is in what?
250K now.
I was like, yo, I'll do it for the 250.
I'll still be on school board Q-Tex.
I didn't know him. That's the thing. I didn't have, he really was like, yo,
next time I'm in your city, line the fade up. And then I was like, nigga, if I'm gonna get paid for it,
cool, let's do it.
Fight a moron or somebody, man.
I'm not fighting, bro.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm with you.
I'm good.
Good thing, because how do you go back to your relationship
right when y'all live together?
Easy.
Yeah, man, I did.
I'm making a crib.
You man got that dub.
Look.
Yeah, bigger house.
And the check.
Oh, that's true.
That's true, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
That dub. Yeah, what the fuck you the check. Oh, that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, for seven, especially if it's, in any case, like seven figures, you could absolutely
explain it.
Oh, you can go home.
Yeah, yeah.
Go home.
I happily go home.
My wife would send me out for seven figures.
Like, wait, you didn't go?
Yeah, right.
Word.
Now y'all Layla Ali in it, all right.
Layla Ali.
Layla Ali in it, a jacket of numbers on it.
She's a legend, Joe.
They stock up. Mel. Yo. Layla Ali. Layla Ali and the jacket of numbers on it. She's a legend, Joe.
They stock up.
Mel.
How much I gotta come out of pocket
for the you and SuperHead clash
finally? Get it where it needs to be.
I'll pay. I'll chip in.
Not this month. I got five more.
I'll chip in.
I got you, babe. Okay.
K.
K.
K.
K.
He say he got five, you got five K?
Man, how much, I'll pay for that.
I'll pay for that.
How much, man?
And they just go all in.
Don't say you ain't got no number.
Everybody got a number out here.
We all sound like that.
You know that's the bar line.
Right.
No amount of money would have me go
mad for my character.
Niggas just be saying shit.
Just saying shit. Hey, the number don't be that high. It don't be that high. It don't make you nigg go out of my character. Niggas just be saying shit. Just saying shit.
Hey, the number don't be that high.
That's what makes you niggas come out of your character.
That's what's a 7500, man.
Niggas been beat up for free.
What the fuck is wrong with that?
11K at a limousine.
Man, I'll let you stay in there for the weekend, yo.
The old school limousine, too.
Yeah, I'm fresh.
The long black shit.
And the old school champagne.
Some bubbles or some shit. I know, yeah.
I'm black.
We're getting some Voov, Voov Clico.
Some Osties Pumanti.
In the town car, you good.
We'll get some Osties Pumanti, man.
I really liked Osties Pumanti.
I know, I can tell.
That's all brand.
It was good.
How much, girl?
How much though for the 70 bucks?
How much though?
You talking about anything else?
I don't know.
Let me marinate on that.
Let me think about that.
All right.
They come to you right now.
What would you do with those?
They say, here's 500k, three rounds, two minute rounds.
We got you, old girl.
No.
No.
It's not enough.
Wait, wait, wait.
I said, if they come to her and say, look, we got 500k for you to do three rounds, celebrity
boxing, the 500k is just for Mel.
And they'll take care of your tennis elbow after the fight. and say, look, we got 500K for you to do three rounds celebrity boxing, the 500K is just for Mel. That's her back.
And they'll take care of your tennis elbow after the fight.
Well.
That is a hell of an incentive.
She might need some Dino implants though.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
See.
Oh, he of little motherfucking faith.
Oh, Mark.
Yeah.
She changed.
She changed.
I said, mate, I don't know between,
I don't know shit. She act like I'm in a motherfucking jail. Oh, from like beating people Mark. Yes. She changed. I said, mate, I don't know. And she worked out and shit.
You act like you're in a motherfucking jail.
Oh, from like beating people up?
Yes.
Oh, I didn't know that.
But you just said $500,000 is not enough, Mellie.
I did say that.
So what's the number, though?
And you think you're going to win,
and you won't take the $500,000?
It'll give you $5,000.
Because I'll put Super at the same room right here.
Super at the same room.
We'll move the table. Patreon exclusive. Patreon live. like, hey, remove the table.
Patreon exclusive.
Patreon live.
Oh yeah, live streaming.
Live streaming, there we go.
Can you come wear that little helmet shit?
A helmet shit.
I think Mel get a quick 40p.
You guys are tripping.
I'll give her 40k.
She is a master marketer.
She would never.
No, we're not talking about her.
We're talking about you.
She already agreed.
You're talking about she being your boyfriend.
I spoke to her already.
Don't worry about her.
I spoke to her.
She said she'll do it for free.
She's with it.
She'll do it for free.
She's cool.
She just want to do it anyway.
Let's go, Joe.
Yeah, I already.
We can do it.
Burr called me already like, yo, I'm managing her now.
Because I told him to have a manager.
He said, I'm managing her.
Mm-hmm.
I said, all right, then I got mail.
Don't worry about it.
We can give you 40, man.
Let's take a 40 piece a foot knows even 50. Nope
I think they'll might know how to 50 100
500 you said you would take the fire and that's where I just can't lose faith you want it up for it
You wouldn't what do you lose? We not firing you if you lose you still come back to your job
I know I'm not worried about that. It's not worried about anything. I'm not worried about anything. You just don't want the 500K bad at the fight.
I want more.
But how, what's the-
750.
We're getting, we're getting closer.
She wants the bill.
Girl, yeah, you shoot Tooby movies for 50 dollars.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Come on, man.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
I love you, that was fucking- I didn't mean I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love you.
That was fucking, girl.
That was a quality joke.
That was a quality fucking joke.
That was a fucking quality fucking joke.
Perfect timing.
We'll pull that up right now.
Bitch.
Oh my God.
All right.
What else needs our full, full attention?
What else is important, unimportant?
Y'all want to cover the wildest festival that took place?
Oh yeah.
Over there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Across the pond?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to take it away with the British accent.
I like that.
Please.
Not at all.
It was a three day festival.
Drake headlined all three days.
I don't have much takeaway from it.
I was about to say.
I was on the edge of my seat to listen to where you was going from there,
because we don't care.
I don't care.
I mean, here's what I was saying.
I was about to say, the only thing I have was him up there
saying that UK artists rap better than US artists.
Well.
Rappers.
In fairness, he said the best rappers come from the UK.
I feel like that's a little different.
How?
I think he's saying, like like if you made a top 10 list
of rappers, the top, among the top would be the UK.
Not to say that UK, every, the average UK rapper
is better than the average American rapper,
but I think he's saying the elite ones come from the UK.
That's false.
I gotta, I gotta click for y'all.
When I talk about my love for London, London rappers,
the best lyricists in the world, Mark R. Rourke.
See what I'm saying?
Oh shit.
I don't care what nobody says, nobody can out rap London.
Nobody, no disrespect to America,
no disrespect to my country,
but nobody can out rap London rappers.
This is the best, highest level.
This is what I aspire for.
God, he's got that.
And this guy. You know Kendrick did numbers. He losing his pandering skills. And in fairness, he has been trying to rap This is the best, this is what I aspire for.
You know Kendrick did numbers, he losing his pandering skills.
In fairness, he has been trying to rap like a British rapper for 10 years.
I'm going to shoot him some bell when you finish.
I'm cutting off.
Because how many times have you seen artists be in whatever city and be like,
these the best fans in the world right here and the best this, this is the best city.
You just showing love the way you act.
Yeah.
And it's not a far, I mean,
and I think he's had a long deep relationship
with British rappers.
For sure.
And he's put some great rappers on stage,
great rappers on wax,
he's done features for them and vice versa.
So he has a real relationship with them.
It's not just pandering, but I mean, I agree with you.
It's like when you go to a city or a country.
Yeah, you're just showing them out.
You rep them.
Also Drake put on three consecutive shows
with three very different sets, different music.
I mean, that's an impressive feat
to be able to put on three shows that big
with three different sets and to kill it.
I liked, I didn't see all of each set,
but I saw enough of different days to really be like,
yo, he came with it.
Yeah, the last day he had vibes cartel.
Who else did he have?
Burn a boy.
Popcorn.
Burn a boy.
Burn a hole.
What?
Burn a boy, popcorn.
Yeah.
Lauren came out for a second.
That was a mess.
Oh, it was a mess?
It was a mess.
It wasn't Drake's fault and it wasn't Lauren's fault.
I don't know whose fault it was, I'll say this.
It was more like Lauren's here. Right whose fault it was, I'll say this. It was more like Lawrence here,
than it was...
A good performance?
Yeah, because you couldn't, when she came out on...
Nice for what?
Nice for what, thank you.
And her mic was crazy bad, the sound was terrible,
she kept saying turn me up,
and it didn't seem like a natural lead in
for her to jump in and do something,
so it was kinda like her just holding him down
and shouting, it wasn't a good use of Lauren.
And I feel like it was the sound system.
I don't think it was a lack of planning from Drake
and I don't think that Lauren dropped the ball either.
I think it was just a sound thing.
But other than that,
that's the only thing I didn't love about it.
But everything else I saw, he killed it.
And the fans obviously loved him.
It was dope.
It was a dope three nights.
Unsurprising.
I mean, he's got 15 years of hits. Like was a dope three nights. Unsurprising, I mean he's got 15 years of hits.
Yeah.
He could do three nights.
Right, and very few artists could do that.
For sure.
He could've went on stage and pandered
without saying one word about America.
That's true.
He could've went on stage and said,
yo, if he's doing the normal, yo, London, you guys,
yo, I'll be honest, I'm gonna keep it real
one time here tonight.
Yo, I don't give a fuck how my career went with nobody else say y'all
got the best rappers in the world makes fucking noise, but he could have done
it without, but you know
the on his party album, there was a lot of shade toward American niggas.
I think that he believes that again, he's been trying to rap British for ten
years. He don't believe that
he does not believe that.
I will not give him that benefit.
You can.
I'll give him that benefit.
I'm not doing that.
You came up around Wayne.
I've heard you say too many times
that Wayne is the greatest MC to ever live anywhere,
no matter what color, size.
I've heard him say that.
Now, he could have been lying.
But I mean, plenty of us feel that Wayne is in that
conversation as well.
Or.
And if you're just talking strictly best, if you talk about the best, then nigga, we
have to, we gotta hope.
But wait, wait a minute though.
It could be, cause you've always hinted, not always, but you've been hinting at it for
a while that there's some friction between him and Wayne.
So if that's the case.
I believe that. Right. What I'm gonna understand. So if that's the case. I believe that.
Right, what I'm gonna just say,
so let's play into that being true.
Now, yeah, I'm not counting you no more
if I'm not fucking with you like that.
And the alleged friction with Hov
and the alleged friction with Kendrick.
He's running out of the top tier.
The top tier people that I don't fuck with.
Friction with America.
That too.
That too.
So yeah, now I'm gonna find a way to shade y'all.
Dre, now you know why I'm paying attention on my own.
Go ahead, Dre.
What you got to do up here?
Hey, hold on.
Skepta responded, not responded, but he took the stuff that you guys were saying and he
said, shake my head.
Okay, wow, be right back.
They put in a tweet, the video that, you know, when Joe was playing the record, I don't know
if you, you know, when Joe was playing the record and your response, you know.
He liked that shit Joe said.
Wasn't too far.
He wasn't happy with what Joe had.
Wasn't too far.
You know, I thought it was fire.
I thought the record was fire.
I did too.
I thought he was hot.
Me too.
Okay, freeze.
I was standing here, freeze.
I mean, I was.
He could put another record out tomorrow.
Guess who won't hear it?
But you're not listening.
You're not listening for what he's saying.
You're saying that the accent is just turning you off.
I'm not listening.
That doesn't make sense.
Well, Joyner Lucas made a response about 15 minutes
before we started the show.
I heard it.
Man, you were like bread and Owen Hart.
You Owen. I Say my name anymore
Join like you in embarrassment No, I know not even no one in the freshman list a lot of you can't but that's just it
I really hope you ain't the best
Nobody tell me to put in that skepticism when you go finally accept this shit. You're not on my level
Don't test this shit. I know that you think it's friendly fire
But I'm not one of your friends this shit You should have your friends little bitch go call up Dave and central bitch for me to go needy Avengers He did. He did. You better say that to him. At first I was like, he might not have got him, but he started to pick up in the second
half.
He did alright.
I'm as interested in the beef as I wish I could be.
You know what I mean? Because it feels as if I'm not a factory.
It's not a beef.
It's not a beef.
It's not a beef.
It's not a beef.
It's not a beef.
It's not a beef.
It's not a beef.
It's not a beef.
It's a battle.
It's a battle.
It's a battle.
It's a friendly competition.
It's a friendly competition.
But he's rapping.
Yeah, he's rapping.
He's rapping.
He's getting busy.
He picked it up.
He picked it up.
They both rapped.
Yeah.
They both rapped.
Yeah, it's kind of a shit.
It was hard, too.
Yeah.
I liked it.
Yeah.
So shout out to them.
Shout out to joining Lucas, man.
For sure.
Love the sportsmanship.
You got the dub in my book.
I would still spin on Tory why he's in jail.
Just because?
Yeah.
Yeah, nigga.
I forget.
I'm not just going home with the Al and chilling.
And Tory will respond.
About to say.
He's got time.
He got time and still put shit out.
So we ain't no we don't know how to or he's been wearing
until that's that's true.
That's exactly when I would diss you nigga.
Right after you got stabbed 19 times.
He had fucking vocal organs is all.
Oh yeah, I'm on your ass.
What's that you said you bitch?
I think I'm gonna.
You got stabbed.
Sugar drill.
Let's go. What's that shit you said you bitch ass? You can stab. Sugar drill.
Let's go.
That was the sugar drill.
Wow.
Oh man.
All right, shout out to Johnny Lucas.
You got it, Doug.
You got it, Doug.
And Sceptic.
And UK rap.
Yeah, shout out to Sceptic too.
And shout out to UK rap, all that shit.
Listen, man, I remember when UK rap was fighting to even be acknowledged by anywhere like so shout out to them for where they at um in
music I just want to give this give me our projects some love because clips has
been demanding all of my attention yeah it's been hard for me that's all Jack
boys dropped to a press play and got to like three songs I was like you know I'm
going back to clips so should get better to me like three songs. I was like, you know, I'm going back to clips. Sorry, sorry.
Clips should get better to me with each listen.
It does.
I fanboyed out enough.
So it is time, it was time for me to eventually go
on my phone and listen to other music.
Let me tell you something about Gibi on now.
I don't know if he's still talking
about the Justine Sky relationship and I don't care.
When he gaslight a bitch,
it's some of the best music ever made, yo.
He is really making a name for himself as he,
on this album, this is like the R&B version of,
Leon Thomas did Mutt.
This is like part two to that shit,
just with more like singing.
This is a great album. This is a great album. Let me
Give you a little taste track more man. Stop playing with this was gonna be my sleeping, but I can't I can't hold the fire
I can't hold the fire, man
I can't hold on to the fire man, shout out to Gibby on, that album is called beloved and your phone right this second, uh oh, uh oh, ayy, talk to him real quick though.
Don't forget what you mean to me.
Word. You tell your story, you be tellin' everything about me Word
Everything about me
You run my name through the mud
Talk to him now
By that earth I'm gonna shoot it
You run my name through the mud I like how niggas are starting these albums, I ain't gonna lie man.
Listen if you don't have the album, and I'm telling you this just off the arm, I ain't gonna lie man listen if you don't have the album and
I'm telling you this just off the arm he ain't paid me to say it go on your phone
and get this if a chick just did you dirty man some of you niggas is having
a hard time this summer oh yeah some of y'all niggas are going through it y'all
ain't having the dope boy summer I'm seeing it I'm seeing it on your X-Page
she outside still with them niggas She in the section right now with a bottle of hypnotic.
Telling them about everything you did.
She got the hypnotic.
You're like, don't worry about it.
Right.
Right.
Yo, she out with all her old friends, niggas.
She ain't more than y'all.
Hey!
This is a great project.
So far, I got to listen to it. It is a great project. It's fire, I gotta listen to it.
It is a great project.
Shout out to Givion.
Shout out to whatever young lady he is trashing
for all, every record on this motherfucker.
And it's a quick listen, quick listen.
33 minutes, 33 minutes, not too long, but yeah.
How many songs?
Oh, 39 minutes, I'm sorry.
14 songs, 39 minutes.
It's right to the point. That's fire, minutes. It's right to the point. That's fine
It's right to the point. So that real good project really good project
I'm gonna say I mixed up my listening with the clips and Bieber's new album. Yep. That's just what I was new album
Hey, yeah, one tracks. Yeah swag is called boy. Drew skis on the album
Swag is called. Your boy Drewski's on the album.
Shout out to Drewski, that's his boy.
Shout out to Drewski.
Yeah, but I got favorites.
I want to play one as a sleeper.
I was too.
And it's not the same one though.
Okay.
So I feel like, fuck it.
Two Bieber sleepers?
It could be a Bieber sleeper date.
I like the UConn record.
UConn is fire.
I like the UConn record.
I was just talking to Joe about it.
Yeah.
It's about, you know, how did he change his voice?
That record is fire. If you never you never heard it here go real quick
He is terrible fucking person.
Joe is trash.
Stop it, man.
Why the fuck you did that?
Good wave, nigga, fuck you.
But this is fire.
They made him do push ups, nigga.
This is fire.
The Crips made him do pull the plugs.
Made him do push ups in the street.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
This album is fire.
The album is fire, the production is great.
I love the production. I have a few little criticisms, but I think. The production is great. I love the production.
I have a few little criticisms,
but I think it's a great album.
I like the previous album a little bit better,
but this one is great.
21 tracks is always hard to be perfect with 21 tracks.
But it's still dope and you should listen to it.
The clips took up all my weekend,
but I finally got to turn it on at the end of the weekend
and I felt good about it.
I was really happy for them.
And shout out to Clips, they dropped their video.
They did.
For So Be It?
No, Chains of Whips. Chains of Whips. Oh, that one bugging. Chains of Whips, not dropped their video. They did. For So Be It? No, Chains of Whips.
Chains of Whips.
Chains of Whips, not So Be It.
Fire video.
Dope video, no Kendrick, but still dope direction without them.
Also in music, just real quick, Don Tripp and Starlito put the deluxe out for Step Brothers, 4.5.
A lot of y'all might not be familiar.
In my opinion, they are one of the most underrated yet great
rap groups out there they've been doing this shit for years but it's quick
listen. What label was on? Don't trip on? He might be indie. Indie. Don't trip have
your people call us it's time now. Chuck Boldy and Nick Craven too they dropped a nice
tape. It's time though Don't Trip I love you and we love you up here, but it's time.
Cut that check, nigga.
Fuck you talking about, pay us.
Fuck that shit.
I feel like we the only one,
we be going hard on the Don Trip.
Yo, when I find-
Off the love.
Yeah, yeah, let me be clear here.
I don't know them.
It's off the love.
I ain't got nothing from them.
I just find music that I like and like to talk about.
Don Trip, take 7K and send it over here immediately.
They don't miss it.
I'm not playing with you niggas.
But you use a spare 7K out the blue.
Like on some shit.
Somebody just, hey, hey, hey, hey, somebody call you up
for me like, yo, I seen that shit you did, yo, come by,
I want to give you something.
All right.
You all right, my nigga?
I'm not, I'm not.
Tax is passed, nigga, you good?
He's trapped, he told you, he tapped right now.
You good?
I know you taking the kids to the fair, I know you had to pay for the whole trip, but you all right, nigga? No, I'm so tapped. I $100,000 relationship. $7,000? Let me get a little $7,000 piece.
A little $7,000.
Bring us off, man.
Hey, don't worry, though.
Listen, hey, for 10 years, I have been trying to protect the integrity of this show and
like some of the ilk of what the show was built on.
I don't know if the fans have appreciated it to the degree that I've done it.
So. So. might as well.
So we go try to change this will be made.
There will be signs. Yeah, I got it.
Literally. It's like one of them things where if your girl
is accused you of cheating, now you might as well go ahead.
Yes. Yes. Or call up a high school friend and just
take a flood.
Got to run that girl.
You can chill out.
You can chill out.
Yo.
To the wife.
Yo, yo.
Boy, you good, boy.
That nigga is the man.
You are a legend, boy.
Shout out to my wife.
I had to call out today.
It'd have been so bad.
Yo, dawgs, I'm not going to make it.
Yo, Ike.
This shit is fucked up.
Sorry.
No, no, good. Good. Yo, Def Jam, we see what you're doing having Bieber say that about the clips. Oh shit is fucked up. Sorry. No, no good. Good. Hey, yo, Def Jam
We see what you're doing having
Beba say that about the post and delete. Yeah. Yeah, we see that like we just talked about that last part
What'd he do? I thought that was fake. It was so crazy. No, he said that the clips album is made for bitter old men
bitter old men who wear kith and
Collect cause We see what y'all doing. That's crazy. We just talked about that Old men who wear kith and collect cars.
We see what y'all doing.
That's crazy.
We just talked about that.
Ain't no, since when B was shooting that clips.
Yeah, that sounds crazy.
Well, so what happened,
there was a little trend going around
right before the clips album dropped
and people were posting cocaine users.
Okay.
Just different people.
Just like the Mike Tyson picture with when he had the white shirt
I got a bunch of those and niggas both to be rock nation page on
Instagram put in the story. It was like clips album dropping and they were putting a bunch of those up and one of them was
a picture of Bieber
So with that got it, okay, let's play
Yeah, okay, you know, but you don't like is and be funny shit, by the way
Is he a coke user?
Yeah, but if you had a guess
We don't know how coke uses brother miss I have now anybody maybe we're cool. I got no comment
Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, I can see that.
We aren't cool with too many niggas.
Yeah.
We're not homies, but like we-
Y'all work out together.
And it goes on,
get a nigga with a penny hole song. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I used to do a lot of celebrity interviews back in the day when I was at HuffPost, so I got to meet a lot of like pop stars, white stars, people I wouldn't otherwise interact
with and I would support his album, you know, exchange.
You know, we ain't the homie, but we cool enough and I like him.
Recently, I saw the one you did with Karl Malone.
I thought you was really going to set him straight over his actions, but...
I gained clarity.
I would've too.
I wouldn't say.
Karl Malone, Karl Malone.
His shoulders are straight in the eye real quick.
I'm bad.
But you know, I was going Carmalone, Carmalone. I'm sure there's a straight in the eye rule in it.
I'm bad.
I was gonna say something, but.
I normally got a rule where if I won't say it to your face,
then I ain't gonna say it behind your back.
But Carmalone is the exception to that rule.
There's a couple people.
Some of the things I'd say behind his back,
never to his face.
And times was different back then.
One, Kobe was alive.
You know what I mean?
So it wasn't like he was talking crazy about Kobe.
Kobe's dad felt differently about it then.
And I'm not, and the way he's, I mean, what he it wasn't like he was talking crazy about Kobe, Kobe's dad feels differently about it then.
And I'm not, and the way he's, I mean,
what he's saying wasn't crazy in the moment.
He said some other shit about Tim Duncan too, but.
I don't think our criticism's of Karl Malone
or Kobe and Tim Duncan based as much as the other.
That's my point.
And that was where I was going.
However, the Kobe shit is still fucked up.
But people were saying, why you ain't say nothing about,
because I mean, he was talking about him and Kobe
going at it about the,
that was some personal shit between them.
And again, Kobe was alive,
so they could deal with that they self.
But I didn't know about Karl Malone being a creep
at the time of that interview.
That interview was almost 15 years old.
Got it, got it.
So I didn't know,
because I wouldn't have done the interview with him
had I known that.
I've had a few moments like that.
The interview was older than the mother.
Yo.
Oh, shit, you in your bag today.
Yo, just hand that nigga the trophy, y'all.
Whatever the fuck y'all give these niggas in the mom.
He in the bag.
No, no, we gotta fight.
They said Ice deserve it.
Mark is on Twitter campaigning still talking.
It's a long month.
It's a long month.
Look, I spotted y'all to get some points.
It's the second half now.
I spotted y'all.
You didn't spot nobody, no points.
Well, let's see how the second half of the month turned out. You just don't pod great when you're sick. The audience don't be knowing when I'm trying to get some points. It's the second half now. I spotted y'all. You didn't spot nobody, no points. Well, let's see how the second half of the month turned out.
You just don't part great when you sick.
The audience don't be knowing when I'm sick
cause I'm just amazing.
And you come in here,
huffing and puffing.
Were you sick the first part of the year?
Oh, no.
So what happened?
But he also-
I left my house naked.
That's a different sick. You're sick right here. It's sick, yeah. my house naked.
That's a different sick.
Healthy, but it was sick.
Oh,
see y'all talking about dick pics.
I'm on the ring.
Y'all ain't never did the dick ring.
That shit was great.
Chill, don't laugh.
The dick ring is crazy.
Take that off, Pox.
Yo, they ain't taking nothing out, nigga.
I'm standing there.
We're not doing nothing.
We are, y'all tell you what to take out, nigga.
We lit. Oh my God, yo, dick ring, you stupid ice.
And we did that, we did that Patreon about the sex toys
with the dick ring, the two tattooed part two
or whatever that was.
A couple niggas went out and bought that shit.
Oh, I thought they was sent the couple.
I ain't playing.
Oh, thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Yo.
You want the free cock ring?
Yeah.
That shit was expensive.
I think it's a dude to add for the shorts.
All I need back is just a cock ring.
You just ask for the seven.
You just ask for the seven piece.
What do y'all care about Uno being allowed at Vegas table?
My only question was who rules?
Because Uno don't know the rules.
Stop.
You know it's going to be not white rules.
It's going to be white rules.
Then I don't want to play in the locker room.
We're not stacking, nigga.
No draw tools on top of draw fours. These are going to lose a whole lot of money trying to. These are going to be not white rules. It's going to be white rules. Then I don't want to play in the locker room. We're not stacking, nigga. No drill tools on top of drill forks.
Niggas going to lose a whole lot of money trying to
stack season shit.
Niggas getting locked up fighting them rules.
Banned from the casino, first time.
What you mean I can't do?
Do they do examples?
Then white rules.
If you have a wild card, can you put an example on top?
What?
What?
If you have a wild card.
Wild card, when you put the wild out. You be playing the new rule, huh? No Wild card, wild card, when you put the wild down.
You be playing the new one, huh?
No, I'm just saying, when you put the wild card down.
What's the example, I'm sorry.
Example is the example of the card, the color.
No, you just call out the color.
Some niggas just put examples.
Do they do pick and plays, nigga?
I hate, I hate pick and plays.
You know more about this than I do.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
There's a challenges?
Like if there's a wild, like if the person before me
put a wild card down and he says yellow,
can I put down my?
So the person that put the wild can put a yellow with it.
Yeah, but that's how they used to do it back in the day.
Some people, some people.
But you're not supposed to do that.
What you supposed to do?
You supposed to say the color
and then the next person put the color.
The next person has to play that color.
You're not supposed to, examples is like.
Oh, I can't say wild, like wild put say it's red
and then throw out a red.
Hell, no.
I don't play like that either.
Okay, we all say the same thing.
I didn't even know that was a thing people did.
Damn, what?
They do that bullshit.
Y'all play that challenge shit?
Where it's like, if you drop the wild,
cause you only supposed to be able to play a wild
if you can't play another card.
And then somebody can say, I challenge that.
Oh, like cut the book and space.
That's the proper rules.
Yeah, that's the rule.
You can't just throw it like, we play strategic.
Oh, you got Uno?
Yo, reverse it to me.
Yeah, that's how I play.
Bomb, take the drill.
But no, the Uno rule for Uno to even function properly
is if you have the color, you have to play it no matter what.
No matter what.
Yeah, we ain't play that shit.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, you have to play it.
We ain't play that shit. And that pick and play shit is, you have to play it. We ain't play that shit.
And that pick and play shit is ass.
And I'm still waiting for Spades to hit fucking Vegas.
Why?
That's going to be worse than UNO.
Stop, stop.
Why, Joe?
What do you want to do?
Wait, that still ain't play?
Mark, Mark.
I don't want to see your empire crumble, man.
Hold on, hold on.
You work too hard for this shit.
Wait, let me ask you a question, nigga.
Yeah, here we go.
You do all that shit with Ian and shit,
you still ain't going to play my man, Joe, in the Spades.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I get a check in equity for working with Ian.
What'd I get for beating him in space?
I'm glad you know that it wouldn't be a check
or equity involved if you came to play space.
Unless we start gambling.
No, but you bet it.
No, we would be gambling.
I don't play for free.
Oh, then say less.
You said that before.
No, he never said we was gambling before.
He always say he don't play space for free.
He told me he played Monopoly for money.
He never told me shit about space.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Joe never played space for free. I didn't me shit about Space for Free. No, no, no, no, no, no. Joe, we did Space for Free.
I didn't know.
Okay, so they didn't say anything about money.
I found that out when I played against him.
I'm like, oh shit, we gotta pay to play this shit?
But it was just about talking shit.
Talking shit and partnering up.
Yes.
That's it.
You scared, nigga.
Yeah, you need a dog.
You want a dog?
What kind of dog you want?
What kind of dog you want?
My dad has asked about it every time I spoke to him.
Exactly.
He don't even ask no more.
No, they do this Joe Budden,
they do this Budden family shit
where they make an outrageous challenge
and then you can't do it.
Your dad was like play me in spades,
I'll be in Atlantic City Saturday night at 10 p.m.
Nigga that's a two hour job.
Who the fuck gonna drive to Atlantic City and play spades?
Maybe no one but he been back in Harlem for a little while.
Well how about this?
How about this?
Corey set it up months ago and said,
yo we gonna play spades this Sunday, you ain't Ghost.
He talking crazy to you.
I don't know anything about that.
Ask the fans, because you talked about it on this show.
Cory, you know what I'm talking about.
What are we doing now, man?
Check this out.
You can't talk going out of the court.
Am I right, Cory?
Yo, doctor.
Too many words.
Check this out.
What we doing?
What y'all doing now?
We play, you disappear.
Is that enough words?
Hey, doctor.
What y'all doing this weekend?
What y'all doing this weekend? You can set this shit up now. That's fine. No, don't say that's fine
Exactly. Pick a day, pick a time, I'll be there. How about that?
We're your partners. There you go.
I'll pick one. I'll pick you and win.
Oh, this nigga just want to give away some money.
And that's why I don't pay Mark no money.
When niggas say that. He talking in a way that may be acceptable to others.
Niggas already told me your game, people told me your style.
People said y'all cheat, I let it go.
I told the truth.
No disrespect?
I'm just telling you what people said.
It's okay.
They said it was a space tournament with you.
When a nigga ain't got a partner.
I got a partner.
Bring your partner though.
I got a silent partner.
Cause you know what happens?
Again, I'm outside looking and you know what happens?
The nigga start losing like,
cause my partner in here, I'm playing with this nigga.
A poor craftsman blames his tools, nigga.
I'll beat anybody here with bars.
I'm good.
Did that, did that.
Thought that was what?
Did that what?
Nigga trying to reach for his phone.
Did that what?
Oh shit.
See?
God damn.
Man, why?
Flip, you beat me too.
What you think, girl?
You know what you said?
You supporting our brother, Mark?
I'm just asking if you supporting brother Mark.
Stand on it, man.
No, not necessarily.
I just made the best man win.
All right, you go unplug it.
You go unplug it.
She backed out.
He got some shit in there.
I got my readers here put those on.
Try those on for one time.
Oh she talking.
I can't wait till this phase.
Yeah you all need to make that happen man.
Yeah I'm down.
I'm good.
I got a partner.
Set a date.
Say something.
I got a steady phase partner I got no worry.
Sunday.
Boom.
Set a date. Make it happen. My wife hit me up talking about something I'll play with you and Joe. Sunday, boom. Saturday, make it happen.
My wife hit me up, told me something,
I'll play with you and Joe,
and I was like, get the fuck outta here.
I love it.
No, you just said you could play with anybody though.
Yes, but except my wife.
Yeah, it's not a great idea.
It's not gonna work.
That leads to a fight.
Oh, it's going to lead to a fight.
Oh, I know.
And she said, I haven't played since college,
but I can figure, it's just me.
No, no, no.
See, when somebody starts talking like that. It's fine.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Don't do it.
What's up?
Can we talk?
Oh, good.
We didn't talk about, never.
We didn't talk about Joy Taylor, friend of the show.
Yes.
Just up here recently.
I've been getting a lot of flack
for not asking the hard-hitting questions.
I don't give a fuck, suck my dick.
I've been getting a lot of flack for not asking the hard-hitting questions.
I don't give a fuck, suck my dick.
But yeah, Joy Taylor, along with Keeshawn Johnson,
along with Emmanuel Ocho, along with a few people.
It was three shows, so all of us.
Three shows, five people.
Three shows, but five people.
Oh, did I walk?
Three shows, but five people.
Like you said, Emmanuel Ocho, Joy Taylor,
LaShawn McCoy, Chase Daniel, and Craig Carter.
Che was good.
Yeah, all of them.
You know, a lot of them tweeted about it, you know,
because we got fired that day off, that kind of thing.
But also Joy had multiple shows on the network,
you know, all of those are gone.
It's an interesting time at FS1.
Chris Bussard and them, their show lasted,
only like two shows that were major lasted,
was it First Things First, and what's the other one called?
I can't think of the other one, oh, The Heard.
The Heard and First Things First were the two that survived.
No surprise with either of those.
Those were like the flagship shows.
FS1 is doing a major overhaul.
They're gonna be looking for new talent.
I heard they're thinking about Max Kellerman, Tony Reali.
Yeah, and they should consider some off the beaten path
people, maybe people who do other podcasts,
who've shown a diversity of issues
that they can talk about.
You know, maybe some black podcasters, you know.
That's true.
Anyone from Philly, maybe?
Maybe Philadelphia, yeah.
Authors?
Definitely authors, definitely authors.
Journalists.
You need a journalist in the mix. You gotta have a, that's true. So if it's one of the writing, you know, if they got the check. Authors definitely authors definitely authors journalists
So if it's one of the right, you know if they got the check
We took my 60 seconds, nigga. But then you stopped.
I did stop, yeah,
because you tried to make fun of it.
You used your big, huge platform
to poke fun of me taking the brown paper bag.
And then they wrote under my comments
for about three weeks.
Then I got mad and pissed off at you,
and then we had an argument up here that we had to take out.
Remember, Mel?
Yes, I do.
Has your money grown since then or has it decreased?
It has been.
You got him.
And you never have to slap the same and say,
what you get?
Oh, that was the video.
That was the fucking video.
You remember too, Paul.
Oh, God.
Right?
You never came back and said, hey, Joe,
you was right about that, man.
Nobody want to give niggas.
Listen, that's a problem in our community. I don't want to just give a nigga credit even if he was right.
Is that the Caribbean? Which community?
Black community. I don't separate communities like you've been doing. I don't panic. They calling you out on it.
What person calling you out? I'm black. I'm playing. No, no, no the community the community the
FBA and the ADOS has accepted you. Yo Joe. I'm like, oh here we go.
Yeah, niggas was tight.
I got texts about you this week,
about that black culture shit when I wasn't here.
Black journalists was texting me,
like what the fuck is they talking about?
What the fuck you mean?
You got texts about me.
Yes.
Which one though, which time?
The one that we just did?
The one, yeah, where we were talking about,
you were kind of on the right side of that issue,
where you were talking about black culture being kind of denigrated and somebody
saying we don't really have a black culture because of slavery and all of
that shit. Somebody said that up here? I think we were in they saying that. Oh, it said that. It said that.
And you and you two kind of were like, we've been here longer to have a culture. My word is not Issues Word.
What'd you say? Yeah, my word is not Issues Word. No, no, I'm just saying that conversation was getting
hit. Not you in that conversation. That conversation was getting hit. That
community. And I was like, damn, I wish I was here for that conversation was getting hit. Not you in that conversation. That conversation was getting hit.
And I was like, damn, I wish I was here for that conversation
because that would start to sound crazy.
Yes, and a lot of people do wish that you were here.
I wish that you were here for that conversation.
Well, as the sole Caribbean man up here,
it becomes difficult, you know.
You sit next to a Caribbean woman, though.
Ah, man.
Caribbean man.
They kicked out the group.
They kicked out.
You can't kick people out.
They can't.
Yo.
They can't. Anyways, go on.
But I wasn't saying what I was saying
to be down with somebody neither now.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not trying, I'm not, that wasn't my ever.
You said your observation.
You were brought up Kai Sinai
and you were saying that there's this moment
where whenever the higher he ascends
that there's this space opening up to shit on
black American culture.
And that's irresponsible to put it just on him.
On Kai, yeah. I see it a lot is what I was saying. I don't to put it just on him. Okay, yeah.
I see it a lot is what I was saying.
I don't want to call out a bunch of names,
but I see it a lot, that's all.
And I agree with you.
I disagreed with this idea
that there is no black American culture because of slavery.
Yeah, I disagree.
It's just not true.
I think everybody agrees with that, yeah.
You can see it and feel it everywhere.
It's everywhere, and it's this idea, like we didn't come here from Africa last year
There's two things that can be true at the same time, right? We were disconnected from our culture. We were disconnected through slavery
We don't know our arches. We don't know our particular country
Some people can go back to the country they were from some people don't but it's been hundreds of years
We have connections to Africa legitimate connections to to Africa. At the same time, black
Americans here who were enslaved, including my ancestors, created a culture here. When
you go to the black church, that's black culture.
Exactly.
I mean, that's black culture. Hip-hop is black culture.
Yeah, music, music, period. Pop music is descended from the blues, which is black culture.
Right.
Like, let's not be stupid.
Yes, and it's not, and is it connected to, I mean, if I listen to jazz or the blues,
is it connected to Africa?
Yeah, there's polyrhythms, there's things like that.
Where you baptize somebody in a church,
is that connected to water emergent religions in Africa?
Yeah, but there's some shit that came here
that is about being a product of slavery.
The blues, what is more tragicomic and blues-centered
than being black in America?
I mean, what the fuck are we talking about?
And so when we say black Americans don't have culture,
that's stupid. And it disrespects the tradition that black people build. The foods we what the fuck are we talking about? And so when we say black Americans don't have culture, that's stupid.
And it disrespects the tradition that black people build.
The foods we eat, collard greens, fucking plant.
Ox tail.
Chitlins.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, yeah.
Food, dance, everything.
I've had this conversation with things as simple
as explaining to the Dominican barber
why a black baldy may be different to cut than a Dominican baldy.
Yes.
That's how these conversations come up in small doses
where you realize you're talking to people that just,
right, they don't get it.
They don't understand.
Exactly.
The reason why some of the people, like Adolf,
some of the people, they don't,
even though they acknowledge that there's
a connection with Africa, they don't care.
They have, on record, saying, I really don't care.
We care about, it's been hundreds of years
that my ancestors has been on,
seven generations, six generations,
and then there's other people that believe
that you should acknowledge
that Africa is a part of your lineage.
And I feel, so that's what, that's what, you can acknowledge it,
but that's where the disconnect come from.
I think there's space for both of those conversations.
I think when we talk about reparations,
when we talk about, when we talk about a justice claim,
we have to realize that black Americans here
have a unique experience and a unique justice claim
because this country was built on our exploited labor
through the project of slavery.
We gotta be honest about that.
And as somebody who's three generations from slavery, my great grandparents were slaves.
Yeah. Right. So I see very, I mean, we just talked about my dad and his name, two generations
before was was Lodrick Merriwether, the white man who wouldn't give them names. That's what I'm
saying. That's just American. That nigger's name was Moses Button and London Button, it's just ancient names.
Right, Moses is an ancient ass name.
Yeah, and he was a junior.
That's what I'm saying, like black Americans have a culture,
we have a life that is not connected,
we don't have to go and find our origin story in Africa
or do those bullshit DNA tests to know who we are.
At the same time, I happen to also identify
as a pan-Africanist.
I feel like black people here are connected
to black people everywhere, and that we have to think
about ourselves in a global context.
I'm an internationalist.
I think both things can be true at the same time.
I am connected to black people and African people everywhere,
but I don't need them to be able to say I have a culture.
That's it.
That's where I stand.
That's where I stand.
Yeah, that's me. Got it. Right there. That's where I stand. Yeah, that's me.
Got it.
Right there.
That's it, so I ain't trying to diss nobody else
and I'm not with adding to the division
that they're trying to do.
Like I'm not with that either.
Like you black, you black.
Right.
No matter where you from.
All that division shit is just
the product of races doing fucking their job.
You're doing their job for them.
Exactly, exactly.
Couldn't I agree more?
What else do I have?? Is here Beyonce Joe?
I think little meat rat is more important, but okay
Did you hear Oh
Little me let me see where I saved this clip at I am the I never I want to say I never seen a nigga rat Faster, but that's simply not true either
Let me see if I could find this. Who did he tell on Freeze? Can you just give me some context please?
One of his mans. That's been in the car. Dude was asleep. They got stopped and apparently he put everything in his lap.
Leached through all the shit on the sleep dude. So by the time he woke up it was too late, there was nothing he could do about it. What?
I need to hear more though, it gotta be more.
It's crazy.
That's about it.
There's reasons, there are instances where that's okay.
What's the instance of throwing something in your man's lap?
If you're the leader of a rap crew,
or you're the NBA player with a seven finger contract
and they already know that the B and the crew,
they taking the charge?
I about to say the only time when it's okay
is if somebody already know.
That's what I'm saying.
If it's understood.
It's understood.
Some people in the crew know they taking the charge.
Yeah, I agree with that.
That's all I'm saying.
I agree with that.
You got your fall man.
Yeah.
But this dude, he didn't know.
He wasn't one of them?
He didn't know.
Oh.
Because he posted about it.
Oh, then it's fucked up.
I don't know the story.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's just wild.
All right, I do have a clip. Like the here it, here it's fucked up. I don't know the story. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's just wild it All right. I do have a clip like to hear it here it go
Not the best audio yeah
That's me saying what y'all find
It's not legal. It's not legal.
What you say?
It's not legal.
The gun.
To have a firearm.
Talk about the other stuff.
Talk about the other stuff.
Talk about the other guy?
Not the other stuff.
Yeah.
That's illegal.
Yeah.
So that's the extent of that.
The audio was bad, but that was Lil Meese talking
to a cop saying, hey, did you find the other stuff
on that guy?
The cop is saying the gun, we have the gun,
there's nothing illegal about having a gun,
and Lil Meats just saying, not the gun, the other stuff.
The other illegal stuff.
So he tried to pile on the, oh.
Now the way I first saw the post was,
and again, I don't know how true this part is,
was they didn't see no other, they only found the gun.
And then once he said that,
they checked and found the rest of the shit.
Why would he say that?
Maybe he was high.
Take a guess.
Sorry nigga.
Take a guess.
I'm trying to call you.
Anyway I have the note from the gentleman
that this was about.
And it says, reason I got to do Fed Time. See this the shit I hate.
Fake ass niggas like Lil Meach and My Tracy Life,
I don't know, supposed to be real but do whole shit.
See me, see me.
Mimi, that's them making fun of Meach.
Got it, see Mimi, I hate your pops, thank you guys.
I hate your pops, Thank you guys I hate your pops breathe a lame like you see the third video is when is when they thought we was gonna run
But I was cursing this bitch ass nigga out for throwing all his shit on me while I was asleep in the whip by the time
I checked this shit 12 was walking up to the car. You could look on my face
I was hot I done lit up a broke cigarette sick in my head two videos
He's admitting he was sorry and he was gonna pay me back,
including being disloyal to 50 at the same time, et cetera.
And five video, why you asking 12,
did they get the guns and the other stuff off of me?
Like that ain't a form of telling.
See, the only reason I came around
a little drug head ass little boy
is because thinking this nigga, my Tracy Life, my homie,
been knowing over 20 years, but come to find out,
he disloyal himself.
How you was with the same nigga to put me in the fucked up is all right?
There's too much for me now, but the point of this is
He's saying that little me threw some shit on him while he was sleep and then told the cops hey
Did you go find that shit on me?
little me
That's wow
Yeah, like I
Hate the niggas don't know when it's over.
It's over, yo.
It's over.
And sometimes the apple do fall far from the tree.
Actually, most times the apple fall far from the tree.
Especially when we talk.
Yeah, that apple, it's something.
Like I'm just saying, this is the point of,
this is the point of your dad doing something so you don't have to
Right like why would you even wanna you not that?
right like this isn't this is an indication that you not that and
There's nothing wrong with saying. Hey, I'm not that let me stop trying to be that
Let me stop trying to betray that let me stop trying to hang out with that
Let me just stop just stop just stop just stop just stop stop, just stop, just stop, that's my advice,
that's my advice, just stop, just stop, your dad did it already, your dad did it already,
it's such a beautiful black story for him to come home and his son be grown, working, doing it,
playing, playing the part of his dad in a hit television show, like it's too much beautiful
story to hear, to... You're caught up in dumb shit. Yeah, this is just, this is stupid.
This is stupid.
It does.
This is dumb.
The prayers to all involved.
The prayers to all involved.
Speaking of prayers to all involved,
I want to say rest in peace to Eastside Crackhead.
He passed?
Oh man.
Eastside Crackhead passed.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, for those that don't know,
Eastside Crackhead is a Harlem legend.
He's a New York City legend.
For me, I met him around the Sin City days, where anytime I was in Sin City,
Eastside Crackhead would hop out and just...
Eastside Crackhead over here, Mark, was a brother that was, as he was panhandling, he would rap.
Oh, shit. Okay.
So he would say, come on,, give me a couple dollars man,
come on, let me bust a freestyle for you right quick.
And the freestyle would always be about how he was on crack.
But he could rhyme.
Like you could tell he used to rap at some point.
So yeah, the whole, we all knew Esau.
Yeah, everybody, if you was out anywhere, you ran into.
I don't know how he passed.
If there's a GoFundMe or some shit,
please shoot me a link,
because that was my man.
That was my man.
It really hurt to see that news,
the Eastside Crackers passed.
So shout out to him,
thoughts and prayers to his family.
Rest in peace.
Also, also.
Y'all praying for top five?
Well, before we get to top five,
I want to say rest in peace to Ray DeJohn, another brother
that we lost.
That was my man, another New York City legend that I don't know the details to how he passed.
I'm just seeing this news that good brothers that I knew and loved are passing.
So rest in peace to Ray, rest in peace to Eastside Crackhead.
Now, top five, another idiot.
Let's do it.
Let's talk about him for a little bit.
You schooled me on this.
Top five was over in London.
Made a statement saying that there were no,
was it no murderers in London or something of the sort.
And then like within an hour, footage came out of him being attacked London or something of the sort. And then, like, within an hour,
footage came out of him being attacked
and was stabbed in the neck.
He's recovering.
He's recovering.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's recovering.
You know, he survived.
This goes back to the shit
you and I were just talking about, though,
with the rappers in the UK.
Just because they talk, like, different than us
don't mean they can't rap.
Just because they talk like that don't mean they can't fight, don't mean they don't kill people.
You know what I mean?
It's gangsters everywhere.
Everywhere you go.
Especially in the UK.
In the UK.
Everywhere you go.
That's a great question.
There's no killers in the UK.
There's like serious guys.
We're not going to come kill us.
No.
They're not going to come kill us for safe.
You can even show your address here.
In America?
Fuck.
Now listen, where we going today?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. They're not gonna come kill us for safe. You keep a show your address here. In America?
Fuck.
Now listen, where we going today?
I don't know.
I'm gonna go shower.
I smell like shit.
That is one of the things you just never shit.
That's just bad.
You never do that.
Right, never.
You are, you're in an away game.
Basically taunting the niggas out there.
Yeah.
For what?
Nothing good could come from saying that shit.
You get what I'm saying?
Go out, do what you gotta do, party, get your money, do whatever, go home safe.
There's no reason to antagonize the people.
Outside.
Wherever you at.
There's just no reason to do it.
And how many times you gonna ask God to overlook your stupidity?
Yeah.
You've been stupid all year.
I don't talk about it,
because you're that stupid.
But you've been stupid all year.
You've been saying things to jam up yourself
and people around you all year.
I'm surprised somebody has not put a stop to it yet.
But a good part of this comes from the whatever,
there's been a change in how the streamers view tough and
how I view tough growing up.
Tough kind of had to do with being intelligent too.
And wise and having respect and not reckless.
That's just a ill thing to say in London.
And if you go to London and think that,
because people have thought that before,
the people in London will let you know
where they're killing people.
They'll point you right to the town.
They don't really hide under that shit
that they do over there.
No, they don't.
It's official niggas in there.
I don't understand why you say that.
Yeah, all that East London shit.
All that fucking even,
somebody said the town he was in was one of them towns.
So even if it's not,
I don't care if you in the safest part of whatever city,
why antagonize the niggas there?
Like anybody could get touched.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like niggas used to do that in LA a lot,
thinking, oh, I'm not in the hood,
I'm out here so I could say whatever I want.
Shooosh.
No, it don't work like that.
It's clickbaity shit, bro.
Yeah, but this clickbaity shit
gonna get niggas clipped up.
Yeah.
Ax said that that video,
all the London niggas around the car,
he says that that was not top five.
I'm only saying that because Axe says he spoke to top five.
Okay.
I would take his word on that.
He said he's lost a lot of blood,
said he'll make a full recovery at some point,
and that was the extent of that.
And police right now, and they have it online,
police are stopping people or anybody that was there
or could have been possibly connected to the top five,
stabbing or cutting, they're searching a lot of people.
There's some videos going on right now on the internet.
A lot of police, you're surrounding cars
and stopping a lot of people,
so I don't know how London carried it.
Listen, I'm glad that he will make a full recovery.
I don't wish death on anybody,
but also I can't have more love for your life than you do.
So, thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
Are the clicks worth it?
No.
I just think he's really stupid.
I know niggas want clicks, but he's stupid.
And I think it's where you come from, right?
And how you think.
Is that too? And he's stupid.
Because Banger Smurf is out there,
and not one time, you know, I spoke to him,
he's not playing with anybody out there or trying to and he been around and been outside and in certain things
He's if you really like that you have a healthy respect of every area in the world, right?
There's a 50 cent clip is old but he says I
Know how I get down. So why wouldn't I think that there are other people in the world
that get down the way that I get down?
It's not worse.
That's it.
Right.
It's just that simple.
It really is.
It's just that simple.
Again, hope he makes a full recovery
so we can keep seeing him be stupid
because he ain't about to learn.
Because he ain't about to learn.
I hope you learn, man.
At some point, you got to, if you like living.
Living is cool, I ain't going to lie to y'all. Just jeopardizing kind of the shit. Living is cool, I ain't gonna lie to y'all.
Just jeopardizing the shit.
Living is not bad.
Living is fire.
Living healthy too.
For reals, if you know a good Italian restaurant too,
like you can go get a meal.
Now go get your favorite meal,
there'll come a time where you might not be able
to swallow your food.
That's a fact.
You might not be able to taste that milkshake that you love.
You might, that smell that you love. You might not be able to taste that milkshake that you love. That smell that you love.
You might not get it.
Life is precious.
And we in that cycle, the escalator's going up.
I was reading something over the weekend,
and they were just saying.
What you reading, shit?
Go, Mark.
Mark made a positive impact on this podcast, man.
Not a book, man.
I still don't read books.
All right, thank God.
Glad my gift was well spent. I read the first one, I haven't read books. Alright, thank God. Glad my gift was wild well spent.
I read the first one, I haven't read the second one yet.
But, like what you're saying, a lot of us suffer from thinking that tomorrow is going to come.
And because of that, we don't really live the way we should.
You're just thinking, like, you know, tomorrow.
Alright, we took a break, so we started having a good time off mic.
So, I just heard that serious shit.
I know, I know.
Alright, yo, take it out of here.
Alright, here we go.
Now what happened?
Alright, we back.
I said my son, light game is fire, son.
You like?
JR killing shit?
No, I'm talking about you.
Oh.
I'm talking about you, how you like shit.
Yep, you like all pitches.
Nigga, is there any, if you, if this,
I want to be respectful.
Nigga, you like all the pics?
You got the switch on the light, just, brr, brr.
My girl know I like pictures.
That's not our agreement.
Yeah, but let one breathe.
Come on, exactly.
All of them can't be that nice.
All of them can't.
I support a lot of women is the thing though too.
A lot of women.
Trans women, women in the night life. I support women. Like financially? No. No,
I'm not allowed to do that. Not allowed to do that anymore. That's not in the contract. She had to
talk with me. Set you straight. I don't know. Hey, and she surprised me too. See, that's why I don't fuck with this nigga, man.
I do not fuck with my girl.
When we was having to talk about who can
and who can't come to my birthday dinner.
But wait, just the number,
how many do she have that can't come?
Is it five or less, 10, like?
Well, once we had the conversation,
a lot of the people that can't come,
I already knew they couldn't come.
Exactly.
But the ones that were in question,
it may have been two in a pot.
Oh, that's not bad.
Okay.
All right.
She knew I paid one of they rent for a little while.
How'd she find out?
For a little while.
Because she was checking, she'd be checking the cash apps.
And what'd you be writing rent
I think she know the emoji that means I paid it.
And we don't do that no more. So anyway, shout out to my baby.
I love you, girl.
Anyway, what else?
Yo, Mark is hilarious.
Can we start with this Beyonce thing?
Because I'm skeptical.
OK, let's do it.
I'm very skeptical.
Go ahead.
I don't have all info here.
So Beyonce, we know, was in Atlanta.
I got it.
I don't have all info here. So Beyonce, we know was in Atlanta.
I got it.
Now break. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Niggas took his hat off! Right. I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom.
Niggas took his hat off!
Niggas took his hat off!
He said I don't have any information.
I haven't heard this story. So this will be my first time hearing this story.
We got you, boss.
Thank you very much.
Go ahead, Mark.
And don't ever take, don't talk to me afterwards.
Shit, you know what? I forgot the story. Ice.
What's the story?
No, oh God.
Hey, whoever say the story,
do not throw it to me nowhere in the story.
I'm learning in real time.
A story came out that.
In real time.
Okay.
Oh, you got it, Mel?
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
Listen, my glasses are on, okay?
So I'm reading the facts.
I'm so glad she missed the joke.
Go ahead.
I got it.
Oh, you think you just braided. Go ahead. It's the facts. I'm so glad she missed it, Joe. Go ahead. I got it.
Oh, you think you just braided.
Go ahead.
It's the facts.
Go ahead.
Okay, all right.
Hello.
So the break-in happened on July 8th at Crog Street Market.
Her choreographer and a dancer,
they parked their black Jeep,
and when they came back, the trunk was busted
and the bags were gone.
Inside the bags was unreleased music, set lists,
and private files for the show, all stolen on jump drives,
also taken were laptops, designer clothes, lists, and private files for the show, all stolen on jump drives, also taken where laptops,
designer clothes, sunglasses, and AirPods.
The cops tracked the AirPods using new location data,
Apple's Find My, and they believe the suspects
were in a red 2025 Hyundai Elantra.
A warrant has been issued,
but, and the whole thing was caught on camera.
No comment from Beyonce's camp,
no further comment from the cops,
and that's kind of where it's at right now.
I've seen this happen on tour a bunch of times.
It shouldn't be the drives though.
Why are you leaving the hard drives
with unreleased music in your car somewhere?
That don't sound accurate.
I was a little skeptical at first,
but now, because I'm like,
but I get why the choreographer
would have that.
The unreleased music?
The unreleased music, I don't get that.
Yeah, I mean, if she's putting together, you know,
like dance routines for it ahead of time.
Right, but she's on tour right now for this one.
Cool, but you know,
but she's preparing for the next one.
But Beyonce drops, like when she does her surprise drop,
you know, she got videos and shit already done. also if I need the music so I could start getting
everything together so we can shoot all of this for the next project and now
I'm not as skeptical anymore. Okay, yeah, okay, so be an and in Atlanta, they
hope bust your window and still you will. We've had that. We've had that
happen in Atlanta in the Bay, but I'm talking about Atlanta specifically. I'm
talking they are any just, it's anybody.
Any big city, or any city really, period,
if you leave a Sprinter van outside the Beyoncé concert,
someone's gonna bust in your shit and steal that shit.
That's ballsy though.
I've seen it happen time and time again.
This looks more like they were,
I don't know if it was an accident,
or if they were like followed.
You don't accidentally bump into Beyoncé.
That part.
You don't, it's not a part. That's the other thing.
Yeah.
Like, did they happen to break into the car that belongs to Beyonce's choreographer and
dancer while they're in town for this tour?
A nice Sprinter or tour van and bus in the window regardless.
No, it wasn't a Sprinter van.
It was a Jeep.
Okay, well, what I'm saying is out there, I'm talking about specifically Atlanta.
I talk to a lot of Atlanta folk. Mm-hmm
Break-ins in cars are extreme. I mean, it's common everywhere
But you park your car somewhere like I know I've seen people take a picture of yo the window doors unlocked
Mm-hmm, like with a little sign there. Just don't break my window, right?
Like that's a thing they bust it in your window and you run it whatever so now we got bags and shit in the car
Designer clothes shades. Oh, they bust it in your window and run it, whatever. So now we got bags and shit in the car, designer clothes, shades, oh they hit a lick.
I don't think they were necessarily looking for,
oh shit this is Beyonce's people, we just hit a lick.
And that might be what it is.
When I said I was skeptical, it was just,
I was worried that it was an inside job.
I thought so, yeah.
I thought somebody set her up.
Because I'm worried about artists
and I know how valuable it is to have your art stolen,
have your art put out in a way you don't want or whatever.
But I know they got all the trackers
and all the devices.
Yeah, and I hope all them shit was encrypted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hope so.
I'm more like as someone who has been on tour
with fucking drives of unreleased music on it,
you don't leave that shit in no fucking car.
Are you crazy?
Sounds crazy.
Are you out of your mind?
No, that shit is on the body at all times.
The hotel room maybe, but even that is a if.
Yeah, that's sketchy.
Maybe the safe.
Even that is a if, yeah.
No, no, hard drives is on me.
I'm not running around with hard drives
of fucking Beyonce unreleased music.
That's somewhere.
Yeah, you can't do that.
That's too much pressure.
Yeah.
Yep, too much responsibility.
Yeah.
Somebody going to the Gula, I'll go for that one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, somebody's going there. Yeah. Yep, too much responsibility. Yeah. Somebody going to the Gula, I'll go for that one.
Yeah.
Yeah, somebody's going there.
Yeah.
Huh.
Joe, you feel like talking to little hoops?
I'm always down to talk hoops.
Well, Bleacher Report, as you know,
released its top 100 players of all time.
They're rage baiting.
I think every list is a rage bait.
It is. This one, I didn I think every list is a rage bait.
It is, yeah.
This one, I didn't think was the worst.
Go ahead.
I'm not going to obviously do the whole top 100,
but I'm just going to tell you the top 10.
Wilt at nine, stop it.
Bill Russell is not six spots above Wilt Chamberlain.
You think he should be?
Well, let's go through the top 10.
Let's do it.
I'm not sure exactly what you mean by that.
Well, the top 11 is where the rage bait comes I'm not sure exactly what you mean by that.
Well the top 11 is where the rage bait comes in.
Yeah it is, yeah.
Ah, yeah, but go ahead.
Alright, so I'm going to start with number 12.
I'm just going to start with number 12,
so we don't got to go right into 11.
The number 12 player of all time, according to them,
is Hakeem Olajuwon.
I'm not all the way mad at that.
I'm not mad, I think it should be hired, but I'm not mad at that.
I can live with that.
Number 11 is Kobe Bryant.
That's where a lot of people feel that Kobe got disrespected.
I'm tired of the word disrespected being used every time
somebody don't agree with where you're placed.
I actually think that's about right for Kobe,
but I understand why people want him hired.
And you from Philly, anyone?
Number 10 is Steph Curry.
Well, here's the thing, when you see who's above him,
ask should they be above Kobe or not?
Steph Curry?
No.
No, Steph Curry's not better than Kobe Bryant.
Should not be above Kobe.
I'm gonna argue with you in a minute,
but Wilt Chamberlain, number nine?
No. No.
You don't think he should be above Kobe Bryant?
Well, I think he should be higher, period.
So I'm not gonna get into that.
Me too.
I'm saying no to his placement, period.
Okay, got it.
He could be higher than Kobe Bryant.
He could be higher than Kobe Bryant. I think Wilt should be in the top five, personally.
But if anybody said Wilt was better than Kobe,
they have no argument for me.
I don't think they have any argument for a lot of people.
And anybody over 50 is definitely gonna say yeah.
Number eight, Larry Bird.
Stop it, yo.
Stop it.
Wait. Stop it.
Is Larry higher for you or lower?
Lower.
Lower?
And a lot lower.
How long have you hated white people?
And a lot lower.
I don't hate white people. You hate Larry Bird. That's just, it? And a lot lower. How long have you hated white people? And a lot lower. I don't hate white people.
You hate Larry Bird.
That's just, it's just a lot.
No, Larry Bird was him for nine years.
That's a lot of years.
Not really.
How many years was Michael Jordan him?
Wake it up.
Michael Jordan averaged 21 on the wizards.
Oh God. Michael Jordan averaged 21 on the wizards. We don't have to use the wizards to start us. If you bring in the wizards. Oh God.
Michael Jordan average 21 on the Wizards. We don't have to use the Wizards to start us.
If you bring in the Wizards I think you use.
If you average 21 points.
Michael's extraordinary.
For 82 games, he played the whole season
and average 21 is a 40 something year.
I'm not taking, I love Michael Jordan.
And don't make me defend Jordan
cause I want to shit on him too.
I love you.
I always want to shit on him.
All I'm saying is the number of years being him,
if your number of years being him is nine or 10 years,
I think that's enough to make a case is all I'm saying.
I'm not mad at that.
Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
I'm not mad at that.
OK, who's eight?
Number eight was Larry.
Number seven is Tim Duncan.
Now, I tend to put Tim Duncan and Kobe right next to each other.
I do too.
You know, because I think they have very similar resumes
and very similar careers.
I do too.
Number six is Shaq. Now, that's a debatable one. I have Shaq
lower on my list. No I'm not mad at Shaq around such a issue. Yeah I got it right around there. It's hard for me for
Shaq above Will personally but I understand. That's a good spot for Shaq. It's not a crazy spot. I just
think Shaq and Will should be pretty close. I agree. Number five, Bill Russell
kind of can't argue with their time.
I can't argue, but I can't.
My unpopular take from people your dad's age and older is Bill Russell, if he were a professional
today, if he were playing in this era, would be careful.
Yeah, you about to say rude.
You about to say rude.
You did it in the dinner, right?
You did it in the dinner.
No, no, no, get it out. No, no, no, no, no, no. let me save him. Please don't do that. I'm just
gonna say I respect who Bill Russell is, who he was. I love Bill Russell. He's
friend. All the things. Bill Russell's great. Mm-hmm. But I think we over, he was on a
team with 11, he was the best player on the greatest team ever. But he was him
before that is what my dad is gonna say. And I would say yes, but to me there's no list where he should be above will and I understand why he is because he won more than will
We won on when you say we did way more winning than you say he was the best player on the best team ever. Yeah
So the best team from top did he talk about NBA? I'm talking about college
I'll talk about him. Yeah. Wait, you, that Celtics team that won how many straight championships?
It was 12 teams.
12 straight championships?
You had to win six games to win a championship.
Let me put it this way.
You had to beat two teams to win a championship.
Let me say it differently.
The most dominant team in NBA history.
I'm not saying.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yes.
They had how many, weren't there 10 hall of famers
on that team?
Nine of 10 hall of famers on that team?
I mean, at some point, that's all I'm saying.
Okay, okay.
That's all I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Let me put it differently.
If you trade Bill Russell with Will Chamberlain,
I think Will Chamberlain still wins championships
with the Celtics.
I'm not convinced Bill Russell wins with...
That argument is why it just tore Tracy McGrady up,
so I'm not gonna do it here.
And you know, number four.
I don't speak for them.
Magic Johnson.
No, Matthew. I'm not either. I think Magic is starting to get disrespect.
He's starting to get disrespect on where
people put him on this.
Magic saved NBA as we know it.
So wherever you want to put him, I don't have a problem.
He did it with Larry Bird.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
He did it with Larry Bird.
If you want to include the white man in great black feats,
I don't.
Brother.
Wasn't it their rivalry and the rivalry between the Rakers and the Celtics that made them the Rakers? If you want to include the white man in great black feats, I don't. Brother.
Wasn't it their rivalry and the rivalry between the Rakers
and the Celtics that made the NBA such a...
Yes.
What was the name of that?
What was the nickname for that eighties bird team?
Champions.
So there was no nickname.
No, they need one.
When a team gets a nickname, you know what that means?
It can mean a lot of things.
It means every game.
It's bigger than the sport.
Yeah, every game. It's bigger than the sport.
Yeah, every game.
Every game is a game.
Every game is one of those TNT, NBC.
Must-see TV.
Showtime was showtime.
I know that they tried to say that Larry Barry,
oh, the rivalry, that was Magic Johnson that did that.
What question?
I mean, like, are you a great player
if you don't have somebody to be your rival?
Yeah.
I mean I understand that you can be a great player
but like in this particular circumstance,
don't you need a rival in order to...
I think you do a little bit.
I think I see what you're stepping in
and I'm not mad at it.
Yeah.
I don't think you need a rival to be great
is what I'm saying.
Not to be great, but in that particular circumstance
with Magic and Larry, I think that that's why.
I think it's tough to make an argument
that Magic saved the NBA and not say that Larry Bird,
who was his biggest rival, did the same.
Played a significant role.
The two of them did.
They did it together.
They just did.
They didn't do it together.
They did.
They didn't do it together, though.
They didn't do it together.
It's a very yin-yangy kind of situation, maybe.
Yeah, and Larry Bird also was the MVP of the league
three years in a row.
I mean, like Larry Bird was him.
And Magic was-
Larry Bird won the People's Choice Award
three years in a row.
The People's Choice Award.
You know, when people don't win awards,
they start diminishing the value of those awards.
Shout out to JBTV.
Number three, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
No issue for me. I'm not mad at that. What's your issue there? No issue for me. I love it. No, no,em Abdul-Jabbar. No issue for me.
I'm not mad at that.
What's your issue?
No issue for me.
I love it.
No, no, that was just my TV voice.
That wasn't outreach.
Got it.
To me, if you say Jordan's the greatest ever,
Kareem's the greatest ever,
Wilt's the greatest ever,
I have an argument.
LeBron.
LeBron, yeah, I would for that one.
But for most of my life I was saying those three.
Yeah, now LeBron.
I wouldn't say LeBron, but the other three I would say,
but I think any of those four, it's like Pickle.
Got you.
It's like Pickle.
And again, Kareem don't get enough respect.
Number two.
LeBron James.
LeBron James.
Which should be Jordan, but go ahead.
Wait, oh, we about to argue.
No, we're not.
I don't have this argument.
And number one, of course, is Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan.
Michael Jordan, a Little typo.
You think LeBron is greater than Jordan?
Greater than, there's no argument.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player ever.
That's by accomplishments and championships and all that.
There is no argument there.
Greatest.
Better player, you're saying?
I'm saying best.
LeBron James is the best basketball player
that people alive have seen.
I don't care if you was alive for Michael Jordan.
Well, I see what he did to Craig Elo and them.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm trying to see what's the difference.
Greater than, greatest and best don't mean the same thing.
Yeah, think about it in the hip hop terms, right?
There might be someone who's more skilled at something,
but then that doesn't mean they're great.
Cause now you're talking about career.
You're talking about the skills, the accomplishments,
what they meant to the thing. I think it's the biggest thing. Tom Brady is without a doubt something but then I see me they're great like because now you talk about career you talk about skills accomplishments with the
thing. Tom Brady is without a doubt the greatest quarterback we've ever seen.
Pat Mahomes is probably the best and will end up being the best quarterback
we've ever seen. Skill wise, skill versus what you got done is Kobe and T Mac is that same thing again.
The winners went out there and one you other niggas was good.
Got it.
So Michael Jordan is the greatest six championships that the numbers are the
numbers, but the Braun fans have an argument to be made there as well.
I think so too.
There was a stat that said that since 1996,
and I may be butchering the stat,
but it was so amazing that it's not gonna matter.
Since 1996, LeBron has won more playoff games
than I think 90% of the league.
96 LeBron wasn't playing.
Since 96, I know, he wasn't in the league.
That's the point. That's what makes it amazing. So it's really an amazing sense 96 got it
Yeah, I'm not using it to shit on the Jordan people. Hey, whoever you put there you put there
I'm not it's no argument for me. I don't argue these things. What a well, there's no wrong answer to me
Yeah, do you do you feel like Joe that that because Jordan did it with one team?
No, no don't care about that. That don't matter to me.
I actually think it's harder to go do it somewhere else.
You know a lot of people take that into consideration, right?
Those are the old school people and I'm not mad at them.
They grew up in a time where I was an afterthought and my dad's nuts.
I'm cool with that.
It's impressive for me to win a championship with three different organizations.
It is.
It's impressive to me,
it is impressive to me to go to the finals for a decade.
That's impressive to me.
That is impressive.
Like all of the parity in the league,
and again, I'm not, I don't, hey,
I have no horse to race, I don't care.
But all of the parity in the league started
when LeBron went west.
Joe, I have one more question for you.
That's when everybody got to win a championship.
That's when the Greek free got his she got it
Hey, we give it a day the warriors everybody got this when LeBron when LeBron was East
There would be the LeBron team in the finals. Yeah, there's parity nobody he left. Yeah, I
Agree with you. I'm saying once LeBron left you couldn't get to the first in the East when it's a LeBron left
I agree with that. Okay, and I'm not trying to glaze LeBron left you couldn't get to the first in the East when it's a LeBron left I agree with that okay and I'm not trying to glaze LeBron right now. Also there's a meme going around and I
tossed a U-flip of Magic Johnson's son in heels yeah I saw that. Dwayne Wade's son
nope not doing this. I saw that Michael Jordan's son having some crack for
breakfast with the watermelon and LeBron's son playing for Lakers. And crack was in his pocket.
I'm lying on him.
I'm lying on him.
And LeBron's son on the...
In a Lakers jersey.
Not that it means anything.
In a Lakers jersey though.
Yeah.
Who had the best supporting team
between Jordan and LeBron?
LeBron.
Okay, so...
I would say LeBron.
Well, you know what?
It depends on which team you're talking about.
It would depend on which team you're talking about.
To me, it depends on if you mean offensively or defensively.
I mean, I think there's a lot of moving parts with that.
Because if you look at the first Bulls team,
Horace Grant, John Pax, of course Scottie Pippen.
You know, I mean, I think that's an excellent team,
but that's not the same as LeBron's first championship
with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh.
I mean, that's an extraordinary championship team. So that's awesome. But I think the testament to LeBron's first championship with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. I mean, that's an extraordinary championship team.
But I think the testament to LeBron's greatness
is the times he's going to the finals with teams
that wouldn't have gone without him.
And I think the whole undefeated 6-0 Jordan shit
is a bullshit mind game that people play.
Because we're almost, we ignore the times
that Jordan didn't make the finals
and act like that's a good thing.
And we punish LeBron for getting further.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if Jordan had won two more Eastern finals
that he lost, he might be six and two.
Which to me would be better
because he made it to two more finals.
But we act like he's six and no one in the finals.
We act like them other years didn't happen.
Whereas LeBron takes no disrespect to Booby Gibson.
He takes teams with Booby Gibson
and takes him to the finals
when no other superstar could have done that
You know what I'm saying and and we act like it's a badge and knock against him because he couldn't win with it
He couldn't be Tim Duncan and Kawhi Leonard with it or he couldn't beat you get what I'm saying only to me the only
Year that LeBron should have won the championship and didn't was in
2011 with the with when he lost to Dallas
Speaking of Dallas when he coughed up that
Something looks funny about LeBron right now. Some looks funny
About rich Paul
Something's funny going on yesterday. You can smell it in the air. Yeah, I don't know
I don't know what team LeBron starts next season on but I I don't know if it's the Lakers I'm not sure it is. It don't feel like that if I'm reading the tea leaves. It don't feel like I don't know what team LeBron starts next season on, but I don't know if it's the Lakers.
I'm not sure it is.
It don't feel like that if I'm reading the tea leaves.
It don't feel like that.
I don't think it's gonna be Dallas,
because I just can't see a trade arrangement
to make the contracts match, to make it make sense
for Dallas, and to make it make sense for the Lakers.
But LeBron, I don't think LeBron's wedded there.
And like you said, the language they're using,
LeBron is committed to being on a team that's committed to winning it competing for a championship
That's different things committed to being on the Lakers listen
We've seen this show for about 20 years now
We kind of could smell when something is in the air when when when his representation get to talk in a certain way
That's different from how the team is talking this thing something's going on is all I'm saying you have any any
Predictions every team that's on the list is interesting I'm saying. You all have any predictions?
Every team that's on the list is interesting.
They're talking about Cleveland, they're talking about Dallas,
they're talking about Miami, they're talking about,
fuck I just forgot one of that.
Did I say Dallas?
Was it Philly?
The Warriors!
The Warriors, they're talking about the Warriors.
Kamenka, yeah.
I'd love to see him in Golden State.
I would love to see him in Golden State
because I would love to see one more great
Golden State Championship run and I've always
wanted to see one more great LeBron Championship run
and that's one way to see what happened.
Cleveland.
I fuck Cleveland.
No, let me be clear when I say fuck Cleveland.
I don't mean fuck Cleveland.
The Cavaliers.
I don't mean the city of Cleveland.
I mean, I don't want to see the Cavs.
I don't think the Cavs have deserved LeBron.
I think LeBron, I want to see LeBron somewhere else
compete for a championship and I'm not sure the Cavs would do that. What they'd have to do to get LeBron. I think LeBron, I want to see LeBron somewhere else compete for a championship,
and I'm not sure the Cavs would do that.
What they'd have to do to get LeBron
would break up that amazing team.
That's all I mean.
I hope he keeps his ass out west.
Me too.
I do hope he keeps his ass out west.
Let me see here, let me see here, let me see here.
Oh, also speaking of Dallas.
Clay and Meg.
Clay and Meg.
Clay and Meg.
I'm not gonna let this broadcast end without being a little bitch.
Come on.
No, I just did.
Clay and Meg.
Spill the tea, bro.
What's tea?
I wanted Mel's analysis.
Come on, Mel.
I don't have an analysis for you.
Because the idea for what I'm hearing is like Meg
kind of not leaked the picture, but she.
Ain't no leaking.
Tell me, break it down for me, Issa.
She put a picture up and dude was in the back,
in the corner, and of course the internet,
and was like, yo, that's Klay Thompson.
But then isn't there another picture of them kissing?
That was the, well, we out now, we got to.
That's after the fact.
But this was the first picture, and then.
Expose.
That's what I'm saying, is that voice in his hand?
Women know what the fuck they're doing with these pictures.
Of course, that is.
They know way better than men do.
They know what they're doing with the picture.
Every aspect of that picture is looked at before a send is hit.
So she knew, knew what would happen, and dropped it.
Sounds dope.
I'm just happy they're happy.
Aw.
Same.
Love wins.
I love love. Love wins.
I love love.
Love wins again.
Love wins again.
Is that y'all take or y'all scared of hitting
the internet tabloids this week or something?
That's all y'all got?
Is love wins?
I don't even have a take.
I don't care.
I don't care about this.
I want Meg to be happy. I want Meg to be happy.
I want Clay to be happy, and this is beautiful.
I'm mad that I didn't predict this.
That's a tough one to predict.
So tell me, what are the-
Him or an NBA player?
An NBA player.
Oh, okay, not him.
Well, she already had the NBA players.
She's been doing NBA players. So I'm mad that I didn't predict it. Yeah, okay. Not him. Well, she already had the NBA players. She's been doing NBA players.
So I'm mad that I didn't predict that.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I'm mad that I didn't predict that a big fish
was gonna be on the hook soon.
Like, I feel like you could look at,
Dan, this gonna sound like some misogynistic shit.
Hey, massage away, nigga.
That makes for the best content, I'ma say it.
Massage away, right? Massage away was wild. That makes for the best content, I'ma say it. Massage away, right?
Massage away was wild.
That was crazy.
I just feel like when you could look at
some of the female rappers' careers and tell that.
It's time.
It's time.
Yeah, it's a pattern.
I feel like they know it like we know it.
It's a pattern, though.
Let's go attach the one.
You know a slap wasn't nowhere in none of them studios.
It wasn't in Houston.
It wasn't in New York. It wasn't with Partisan Fontaine studios. It wasn't in Houston. It wasn't in New York.
It wasn't with Partisan Fontaine.
Well, it was with him.
But I mean, like when the hits is gone
and my lifestyle is my lifestyle.
It's time.
It's time, man.
I ain't, that's got cynical.
And I got this good pussy right here.
And I got this good pussy sitting right here,
just chilling.
Wop right there.
Yeah, well.
Working at that car.
Working at the car.
Hey, and she ain't the last one
that's gonna pull this move either.
It's a few more that's gonna pop out before Halloween.
No, Halloween might be the pop out.
I got a few poppin' out before Halloween.
Little matching costume shit.
Once the BDS on the sweetie car little song come back,
she gonna pop out, she'll be out there.
There's a list of them that's gonna pop out.
The BDS spins?
Once the spins come back on a few of these records.
I'm mad that niggas don't have that ancillary plan on the side when a record ain't working.
Oh no, one do.
One do.
I don't know if Madon said it, she took share nigga. Wondu. Yeah. Hey. We got the shit.
Madad, I don't know if Madad said it.
She took it out.
One keep one.
Anytime record don't work.
Yeah.
He popped back up with a wealthy or a rich one.
Who?
Every time I ain't gonna say it.
Oh French, yeah.
Every time.
Genius.
They said that shit.
Oh shit, French is with the princess of Saudi Arabia.
I'm like, oh.
That explains it. I'm like, oh, that explains it.
French is a, there's a word for that.
I can't, I got too much respect for when
to call it a word, but there's a word for that.
It's smart too though.
Genius.
French did it with all of them too.
The Kardashians, Sinan.
He showed, see, different, you could tell
the niggas that knew how to move before they got on. Sinan. He showed the, see, different. You could tell the niggas that knew how to move
before they got on.
Sanaan.
That.
That.
You could tell.
French, go ahead, French, man.
You could tell.
They got the princess of Samoondah, nigga.
French say, y'all can have them.
I'm gonna go over here and I'm playing over there.
Go ahead now, French.
It wasn't for real, man. I I'm telling you the cover of GQ is
different from the cover of Source. And that's fucked up I'm sitting here waiting for a new Mac and cheese. No you're not. projects. Mac how that Mac can allow
the show. First thing to come up here. So we can talk about that,
but you're right. It's him. Nobody else. Nope.
All these niggas is chasing the same. Nevermind. He played different.
Smart. Yes.
Chest out checkers.
I'll be more mad about Swae Lee now.
Swae Lee, I don't know how you let French Montana get that record from you,
but enough time has passed where we could talk about it.
Swae Lee, come up here. You can tell the truth now.
Hey, come up here, man.
Yo, niggas don't talk about it. Way we come up here. You can tell the truth now. Hey, come up here, man. Yo.
Niggas don't talk about getting thugged for they records.
Yo, clear this, yo.
Give me, yo, this is fire.
No, this mine.
Send me this.
This one on my album.
My single.
Yes, I'm right.
Freeze!
Tell them!
No, no, this is my single.
That's it!
I'ma do like four bars.
No, no, no, first, let me hear some of the shit
you've been working on.
Oh, I like that one. Ooh, that one, right? Play that again. Yo, no, no. First, let me ask you some of the shit you've been working on. I like that one.
Ooh, that one right there.
Play that again.
Yo, run that back.
Send me that with, erase you.
No, no, no, no, no.
You stay on there.
At the end.
Do the outro.
No, you doing the song.
I'm just, the hook.
I'm gonna do some ad-libs.
You say no.
Four bars.
But I'm on there.
What I'm saying, before it was a French song,
Sway Lee had some rap verses. He still take yourself off take yourself. I don't want to hear another rhyme pattern from you
Send this to me without you, but leave you on the hook
And do the video nigga. Oh, yeah, you gotta do the do the vid
I know you wanted this slap for you. You can make more of them. You got some more of those man. I'm taking this one
And what?
Say it, what'd you say?
What'd you say?
They not gonna let you out here until you agree.
Yo, thank you.
Yo, fuckin', New Yorkers out there know.
See, East Side Crackhead, man.
New Yorkers out there know what Sin City look like
when that Frenchman. Err-ne-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee-nee me, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne,
show the appertite till I could be, hey, hey, hey, hey,
oh my Lord.
The Sin City era is Waka coming through to test no hands.
It's Future coming through to test racks on racks on racks.
Like the Sin City era of New York needs a doc.
That shit is a fucking recycling, recycling.
Sin City really do need a doc. That shit is a fucking recycling station now.
It do need a doc.
That's you Joe, that should be your project.
Seriously.
I'm serious.
All jokes aside.
Yeah you should do all the strip clubs.
You could do a whole series.
I could do them.
A whole series.
I was sitting there talking to the diamond,
the security of diamonds out there.
And we were just outside reminiscing about shit.
And Sin City came up up and they were dead.
Sin City, if you was there,
is a moment to reflect on.
For sure.
To be shared.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
You're giving out too much IP.
You give me, you got my wheels turned.
I'm sitting there like, yo.
I'm dead ass.
A whole series.
We should talk about it.
Me and Ian will huddle up with you, man.
We want to do like, I'ma smack the should talk. A whole series. We should talk about that. Me and Ian will huddle up with you, man.
We want to do like a... I'm going to smack the shit out of you.
The marketing intro.
I'm talking shit.
No, but I'm on what you want right now.
I am on what you want right now.
Nah, for real.
That would be amazing.
I think he's literally the person to do it.
Now, who's going to explain to my lady that in order to do this doc
Gotta talk to them. Gotta go speak to them at they home. Yeah, you don't. No you do
No, you don't. You can have them come on to a set that you have them. Yeah, but you want them comfortable
Where are people most comfortable?
Have them have a luxury car service, bring them to set.
They have a nice glam squad.
Oh, for fuck sakes.
Why?
He had that shit queued up so fast.
That was amazing.
I thought he was about to make a phone call.
Stick up on the phone and then we're going to go.
Think about it.
I got to talk to my phone. What else we got? I think we covered everything.
I don't think there's anything else that I really care about or is really important.
Let me just give it a look.
Let me just give it a look to find out.
Love Island's over.
It is.
Salute.
Amaya and Brian.
Amaya and Brian got it.
I called that one weeks ago.
I called that one weeks ago.
You called it.
I was wrong.
And then once I saw the-
Spoiler alert.
I was about to say, nah, I guess you don't have to watch it.
Shit.
It's-
Trust me, if you don't know-
Yeah, yeah.
This shit was literally everywhere.
You couldn't run from it.
Look at you.
Oh shit, I'm sorry, yo.
I was bad at them keeping Chris and Hutto over Ace and Shelly
until- The final date. The final date. I was like, oh, no, Huddo over Ace and Shelly until...
The final date.
That final date.
I was like, oh, no, that was the right move.
I'll watch the show with just them two.
Oh, for sure.
He absolutely hated her.
For like the last two or three episodes.
Yeah. So shout out to everybody who's watching.
And the reunion is next month. I can't wait.
Can't wait.
They're in New York doing it too.
Oh, for real?
We should pull up.
We think of like, yo we birds now.
Welcome home.
Yeah yeah yeah we here.
Welcome to the nest.
Mark what did you think of Bronny James 17-5-5 the other night?
I thought it was one of the great summer league performances of this year.
I thought it was great.
But isn't it starting to look like, all right, a little rusty season,
one a little nervous with all this my dad shit.
It looked like he's starting to turn the corner.
I hope so.
I can't call that off summer league, though.
I wouldn't call it off summer league, because I've seen too many guys
have great summer leagues and come back and have tough G League and tough NBA.
But look.
I agree with y'all, but him is different.
And he looks different.
Who was it against? Because see, what happens is a lot of times, but him is different. And he looks different. Who is it against?
Because see what happens is a lot of times, especially with summer league.
He looked good against...
This is against the Clippers.
...Kiss Cooper flagging in the second game.
And he looked good against them,
but this is all against the Clippers.
But he had a big game the other night.
I mean, he looks more confident offensively.
He's clearing space, he's getting a shot off,
and he's playing great defense.
I'm saying we could do it with him in summer league
because most people were saying, you don't have the game to be around any
Of this professional shit. That's what the people were saying and I wasn't my position
It always was and I wasn't putting that on you. Yeah, I know
I know but the fans will say I said that cuz we like we need your apology now
It's about it. Yeah, I'm not apologizing because he scored 17 in in the summer league
But nor do I subscribe to the apology needing to be as loud as the disrespect. No, it's silly
It don't in the summer league. Then nor do I subscribe to the apology needing to be as loud as disrespect. No, it doesn't. Yeah, that's silly.
Why not?
Because it don't.
It don't.
That's a good one.
Y'all disagree?
We'll come back to it.
It's different if you're harming somebody,
but to talk about basketball, no.
I'm not having a press conference.
And that's our consent.
If you put that much attention to the disrespect,
you should put as much attention
or even more to the apology.
If it was actually disrespect, yes,
but it's not actually disrespect.
We're making predictions about how good he was gonna be.
I don't even subscribe to that.
If I disrespected you as loud as I can from the top
of a mountain and then I see you in Costco's
and I say, oh man, I'm bad about that.
Then that's the end of it.
No, no.
I'm not going back to the top of the mountain
and say, oh, no, I'm peacein' up with them.
Because you guys are feeding into the narrative
that disrespect outlasts respect.
Disrespect gets more shine than respect.
You guys are feeding into that, and you shouldn't be that.
Disrespect gets more shine than non-disrespect,
even if they're at the same volume.
Negativity just always gonna get more.
Yeah, but why do we have to feed into it?
That's my point.
That's the societal thing.
Look what you're saying.
Look what you're saying. He's saying That's a societal thing. Cause look what you're saying. Look what you're saying.
He's saying it's a societal society.
Black society.
Watch your fucking mouth, man.
I'm black, nigga.
I didn't say you wasn't.
You've been talking about your making shit.
Y'all niggas be like, hold on, hold on.
Do your thing.
You've been getting a little out of hand.
The homies fell away.
They fell away my mom.
The homies.
Y'all niggas is out of line, son.
What's going on?
Cause the more, cause I watched the tape back.
I know you do too sometimes.
You know I watch tape back of this podcast.
And it just, we 10 years strong.
It just hit me the other day how non-black this show is.
Really?
Yeah.
It's not true.
Jamaican nigga, Haitian nigga, Jamaican nigga,
something, Switzerland, something, Ireland.
We still haven't uncovered issues
Fucking
Amani foundational Puerto Rican
Amani all use with this when it's like it's surprising to me as well, but he stands at BA, bro Oh man, I have to talk with him about that. He's with niggas when they took, like it's surprising to me as well, but he's there to FBA, bro.
Oh man, I'm gonna have to talk with him about that.
He's tech niggas, like yo, we my ancestors from,
so somebody asked him on top on Spaces,
like your ancestors from Puerto Rico?
From Puerto Rico, right.
He got tight, he said my father,
well he said his mother, his mother, yeah.
Oh, I get it, you have foundation, I get it.
I get it, I respect that.
The next few hires will be black.
So, thank God.
And then what are you gonna do with the Caribbean hires?
Start a new show, we're gonna do a new show.
Would any of y'all be offended if I came to y'all like,
yo, keep the pay, you're off the pod,
we're starting something new with you on the side,
on a Wednesday. No. You and Mel are gonna do the fucking
We'll put y'all on one of the party boats
Did you shoot that fitness content for your sister?
Did you shoot that fitness content for your sister, Pratt? No, not yet.
She don't need me.
Not yet.
She don't need me.
What idea did she poach from me?
We haven't done it yet.
Bullshit!
There's another idea she poached from me.
I did not.
I've been talking about fitness for ever since I got here.
She wanted everybody involved.
No, I get that.
Non-black people poach.
What else is going on?
See in this room?
How is silence happening?
See what I mean?
No, I've definitely been trying to get things on that. See what I mean? No, I was definitely trying to get
people to go and fit this shit up.
See what I mean?
No, that's back, but now I'm with it.
But now I'm black people.
I'm not no more.
Start away a chain again.
Now I'm black people.
Yeah, yeah, you see him right?
Start away a chain again.
How you feeling?
Chains and whips.
I still think he's, I think he's slow walking
a rap comeback.
I've been saying that for months now.
I'm not even being funny.
Three people have hit me in the last month
and said I need a verse.
That's why I'm saying, I feel energy.
Josie, who said she was somebody else who I can't say,
that'd be pretty big, I can't say, and Problem.
How many of them are you gonna do?
I'm not gonna do any verse.
You gonna save it for your next joint?
I guess I'm so awkward, I don't even text people back
when they hit me about that.
I would like to hear the problem joint,
because the production that he picks,
I would like to hear that.
And Wale hit me and said,
Oh, he's, yeah.
At any time you are ready to rap again,
please bring me to the studio, let me just be around,
help, beats, anything.
It's too many of us that are rooting for you
that feel like your story is unfinished
Joe rap story, but you send me an entire power. I really feel like I convinced you to do that
He's dead. I know there's some rappers a dead. Well, they don't hit me if it's not about college football
a couple of paws ago, though, you were saying that you you know, you was thinking you
You might have done a rap. I want to do it but the leak
Stop playing around the leak the leak. The leak, nigga.
The shit that you have manufactured, fuck outta here.
Listen, come back, nigga.
For niggas check you, come back.
I would love to see by the end of this calendar year,
over the next 12 months, you put out a project.
Oh, that's much better, I talk in the next 12 months.
You know, I was adamant against you rapping
for a long time.
I'm on the other side of that now,
because now I wanna hear you put in perspective
today's joke.
I'd like a pop out verse.
Yeah, I don't need a whole project.
I just want to hear what you would do today's verse.
But I think you can get, it's like when Jordan
started going to practice with the Bulls
on baseball breaks, and then he started getting that itch
again, I would start missing too many parts.
Oh man, darn it.
I think we can figure something out.
Yeah, you should pick Fridays and go to the studio.
Just Friday studio day.
In the summertime for sure.
Nigga, when you miss a party, nigga's out here at 3.
We'd be home already.
Both shows.
Everybody walk into the elevator together.
Happy now.
High five in the shit.
Hey, yo, Pauks.
Pauks, let me open the door for you.
Come. The lights be off in this one. P, yo, Parks, Parks, let me hold the door for you. Come.
The lights be off in this one, Parks.
Let me hold the door for you.
Parks, you finished bouncing?
Yeah, I bounced that shit.
I bounced while he was falling.
Yeah.
Hey.
You got it, boy.
You all look great.
Don't worry.
I'm going to leave.
You know what?
Be careful what y'all wish for.
I don't want you to leave.
Be careful what y'all wish for.
So you can talk shit to me again?
Yeah, yeah, no, chill out.
Let Parks say, you ain't going to him out, you'll curse me out.
Talk shit means I would be talking.
I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, I'm not saying I'm gonna give y'all, y'all gonna give me
a season off soon though.
How long though?
You don't have seasons.
All right, let's make it summer.
That is for sure summer.
I see some fire today, man.
We can do a season.
Look at me, slow me.
Look at me, I'm mad.
I'm not mad.
If you're getting off.
I'm not mad.
Hi. I need some fire today, man. This is what we do this season.
Look at me, slow motion.
Look at Mal, mad.
I'm not mad.
You're getting off.
I'm not mad.
I want to hide me, though.
Trust me, when I say we are efficient when you are not here.
Uh-oh.
Hey, yo, when you're off, they all know Joe.
She said that she'll listen to convictions.
When you're off, like, yeah, man.
Wait, don't do that.
Yeah, man.
Hey!
Keep the cord.
Don't let them get the cord.
Fuck that cord. When you're off, Joe, her bag is different, boy. All that jokes should I be doing? Come on, man. Keep the cord. Don't let him get the cord. Fuck that cord. When you're off, Joe, her bag is different, boy.
All that jokes that I be doing, come on, flip.
She was snapping at me.
Remember?
I'm like, oh shit, what you talking to me?
Just keep the circle tight.
She's like, come on, flip.
Just keep the circle tight.
We can't even take a break.
There's no breaks when you're not here, nigga.
We don't take lunch breaks, boy.
We eat no lunch.
You about to be mad as shit.
Don't tell Joe that.
We eat on our way here.
I'm just listening. That's all facts. Hey, Pog, we eat lunch what? I about to be mad as shit. Don't tell Joe that. We eat on our way here. I'm just listening.
I'm just listening.
I'll go eat lunch, regardless.
I'm going to eat lunch, regardless.
You can't pause my man.
You're going to be dead.
But we get the fuck out of here.
And everyone was getting along and shit.
You and Ish was flowing.
Yeah, guys do do that, don't they, Mel?
You know what I mean?
He was saying.
Hey!
She be agreeing with us.
She was about to go.
Yo, it was crazy.
It was amazing.
Guys do do that, don't they?
Oh my God.
I'm not doing this, Joe.
I'm fucking out of here. Yo, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm want to go? Yo, it was crazy, it was amazing. Guys do do that, don't they?
Oh my God, I'm not doing this shit with y'all.
Fuck y'all.
Y'all can give it y'all ass for, y'all watch.
All right, audience, when I leave,
there's gonna be a whole lot of Trump topics on it,
but look, y'all miss y'all Trump topics.
No, we ain't.
I didn't write that.
Somebody wrote that down.
I'll get up and walk away,
ain't no Trump topic.
Did y'all Trump topic before we go?
I don't know what topic that was, man.
I ain't write that.
Trump what?
He sent in a sleeper, that was all.
This is good.
Yeah, I think it's time for sleeper.
Sleeper, sleeper.
Nobody here went to see Superman.
No.
I'm going to go see it today.
Nobody plans on going to see Superman?
No.
Why?
You think we're that corny?
He looked over here, look.
That shit doing good, Pauks.
I'm not going. Yeah, I'll catch it when I catch it.
I don't rush to go see DC movies.
They got a lot of money we can win.
I don't know if they did.
No, they did.
They showed out.
They didn't make their money back.
I don't like some of that.
They was off by like four million, something like that.
Yeah, so.
I'm cool, I just don't rush to go see DC movies.
But you, I'm not rushed, but you're going to see it
at some point.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, that's what I'm asking. I want to see it at some point too. I just don't want to rush to do it. Marv, I'm not rushed, but you're gonna see it at some point. Yeah, I'll see it. Yes, yes. Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
I wanna see it at some point too.
I just don't wanna rush to do it.
Marvel, you know, I'm not fighting to get in the theater.
I gotta be in there early.
Nah, I'll catch it.
All right.
Now that Fantastic Four, I'll be in there.
Yeah.
Homie from Fantastic Four dying, right?
What you mean?
Y'all don't be knowing who died.
No. Try to stay away from the
Who died
Yeah, pass
Rest in peace
That's what I said, rest in peace
I didn't know
Anyway, breaking news
Alright, mic check man, I told you
that Give Ya On album is absolute heat
I'm not going to deviate from that
I got Give Ya On as my sleeper.
This record is called Backup Plan.
We all needed one at some point,
or thought we had one at some point.
Sometimes we broke up just to go get one.
Talk about a Giveon.
Say what song on your mind
Baby, you and I, you and I
Been needing some love
So goodbye, you don't wanna ride it on
Since how that's when you made your mind up
Don't wanna make you fight it
No, no
Something's different in the way we act
Something is and maybe I can't tell
You've done this thing to what I've been upon
Not to mention I've been treating you well
On the side of Not too rich and I've been dreamin' you well Oh, must've got her
You've got her back out of me
You used to fight a little long
You used to fight a little long
Now you choose silence over war
Making small things bigger than they're thought to be
Never was this easy for you, I still take it bad in me Something's just going away, yeah
Something is, and maybe I can't tell now
You've got to listen to what I feel
I got you, bitch, and I'll be treating you well
Come on, let's get out of here
Oh
You got a back
You got a back of me Uh, no for daddy
I had to finish my dinner
Just to be up
That's up to our wounds
Hello? Yo, let me encourage you artists out there, please don't be afraid to let the instrumentalist
rock the solo a little longer.
I know we're in the streaming era, hey, let that nigga get longer than 20 seconds on the
end or whatever that was.
I need that.
That is, give me on that record, it's called off of his project beloved available in your phone and on DSP's right this
Very second give me on you smoked this project my G. Absolutely
Good shit. Um, I'm gonna go to Brooklyn with this one. This is woke up Up by Chef G and Sleepy Hollow. Just upgraded my, upgraded my, woo Just cashed out of my, look, look
Yeah, uh, woke up feeling more rich, uh
Just cashed out of my whip, and I
Just cashed out of my bitch, and I
Spent way more on my wrist, uh, yeah, uh
Just upgraded my game, uh
Just upgraded my slang, uh
Just upgraded my stand aside
I bust out an AP, still can't tell the time
I call up the truce to make him fall in line
I chew in the score, this run a different grind
Make him stay in order, you niggas my sons, I only got a daughter
I'm counting them numbers and I'm feeling older
No baddies, she foreign, I can't leave her loner
This plug that I met, he kick it, Barcelona
Look, what smoke that I bring and I ain't talking stoner
Look, don't be a goner
Woke up feelin' more rich
Just cashed out on my whip
And I just cashed out on my bitch
And I spent way more on my wrist
Look, yeah
Just upgraded my game
Just upgraded my slang
Just upgraded my
She woke up like I miss her, she know I'm the shit
I walk around with tension like, bae,'m the biggest, all these niggas little
Can't wait till they free my doors up out the kennel, yeah
Who am I, the biggest, like baby come and catch a vibe
She feel it, she tell me I should come inside
The difference is I ain't like none of you guys
Niggas I, came with me, I'm a sentiment guy
Can't be showing no pole on a lie
Shit, I'm stuck in my ways, I'm still getting fried
I'm sorry, but mama I try
Woke up feeling more rich, just cashed out on my whip
And I just cashed out on my bitch, and I spent way more on my wrist
Just upgraded my game, just upgraded my slang
Just upgraded my
That was hard. That was hard.
That was fire.
Fire, my boys.
Getting that record is Woke Up by Chef G and Sleepy Hollow.
That was super dope.
I guess our titles kind of work out.
This is 38 Special Late Morning featuring Amazi Star. ["Late Morning"] Huh.
Amani.
To the world.
To the world.
It's so clear.
Yeah.
You know, it's that feel good music right here.
You know what I mean?
Sound like some late morning shit
Y'all, ay y'all, it's hard to explain all the pain that the game teaches me
I stopped selling cocaine recently
People see me doing good and you wank, it can't be for me
You can only attract things with the same frequency
I gave hell and it turned to hate easily
Love turned to hate and the hate became thievery
I gave all y'all a piece of me evenly I expected y'all to treat me with the same
decency But niggas got grudges they holdin' in and
they sneaky Find out your dolls is not the same species
My brother died just in case you ain't noticed I'm trying to figure why your condolences
ain't reached me It's funny how y'all focusing can't beat me
Dealing with them hateful emotions just ain't easy
In the trap house we ate Lay's and Reezy's I said I'd be rich they ain't believe me
The world that died into the world
Was a world that cried into the world
Clear board seas
It's so clear, E.S.E. And I can still hear my mother saying
Everything that happened to you, it's like a psychic phenomenon
And let's go, from the warm world at night
Into the world, it's a trance game for life
Trust your life, it's the world that died
Into the world,'s the world that died Into the world
Was a world that cried
Into the world
Clear board seat
It's so clear
ESP
And I can still hear my momma saying
Everything that happened to you
It's like a psychic phenomenon
Now let's go
Into the world It's a trot game for life
Trot to life
It's a world that died
Into the world
It's a world that died
That's Late Morning, 38 Special, Namazi Star off his deluxe version of Mama and Gun, which has a bunch of live records on there. It's a pretty dope concept.
It's out now.
I should just fire you. cop it up. Big Mel. I am gonna play a track off of Bieber.
Shout out to my fellow Canuck off his new album Swag. This track is called
Too Long. But your sweet won't miss When you do me like that, it's hard to take
Yeah, yeah
When you bend it back
When you bounce like that
How you do it like that, do it like mad
Do me like that
You should do it your way, let's do it in the past
I've been waiting, I've been patient I've been waiting too long Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, You know Sometimes I get insecure
I be trying
You know I do
I wanna let it go
Keep a stroke of my ego
Make a stroke of my ego
Come on, just come on, just come on
Just come on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on
Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on Just keep on, just keep on, just keep on To me, to me, to me, to me
To me, to me, to me
To me, to me, to me
To me, to me, to me
To me, to me, to me It's too long It's too long
It's too long
It's too long
It's too long
It's too long
That is Justin Bieber too long
The Canuck really delivered this time
That shit is fire
The whole album is so good, but that song I was like
Too long That song I was like, okay man. Still Big Mel, still Big Mel, too long, man.
Played that the other night.
Anyways.
Hey.
Ha ha ha.
Mark?
We both were like-minded today.
We both picked Justin Bieber tracks.
Mine was daisies off the album as well.
["Daisy"]
Shout out to Daisy.
Ha.
Uncle Mark said, Uncle Mark shout you out. Head is spinning and you don't know when to stop Ships are forever babe, does you mean it or not?
Hold on, hold on
Leave me on red babe but I still get the message
Instead of lines, three dots but I can connect them
And if it ain't right babe, you know I respect it
But if you need time, just take your time
Tell me I get it, I get it, I get it
The way you got me on in my head
I think I'm glad that you're in my bed
Whatever it is, you know I can take it Counting the days, how many days till I can see
you again
Blow kisses like we could chill my night Keep it with arrows babe, I'm just shooting my
shot If I could get in, drive me pink, hop in the, we come over Don't wanna be friends just in the skin I wanna get closer, closer, closer
The way you got me all in my head
I think I'm better you in my bed
Whatever it is, you know I can take it
Countin' the days, how many days
Till I can see you again You got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me all in my head, you got me holding my head You got me holding my head
I think I'm letting you in my bed
Whatever it is, you know I can take it
I'm trying to date you so many days
Still I can see you again That is Justin Bieber, daisies.
Shout out to the Biebs.
Shout out to the Biebs.
The Biebs there.
Don't call us that again, Biebs.
We treat you like Bob. You're Biebs-ter. Don't call us that again, Biebs. We treat you like Bob.
You on that Bob list.
You like Bob, boy.
Bob ain't about to say nothing, neither.
No, Bob, quiet.
Bad ass.
You're gonna smack the shit out of you, Bob.
And mean it.
A few things really quickly before we head out.
Not you, nigga, shut up.
Before we get out of here,
just a couple things I want
to highlight I have a couple questions for y'all real quick one okay do y'all
when it's summertime rearrange y'all closets? Yes. Yeah. Y'all do? Yep. Yeah yeah
for sure. Take all the winter shit out especially with the kids and stuff.
Store it. Got the vacuum bags all of that shit. Pack it up.
Those are the good bags.
My wife definitely, I gotta do, well help her with hers,
but for me, it's just swapping up jeans and shorts.
I take all that shit out.
So it's the hoodies, it's me moving the hoodies
down to the basement, bringing up the tees.
You got it, Mel?
No, I'm too lazy, fuck that.
I have one side of my closet, this winter, fall,
other side, spring, summer.
Not mad at you.
Yeah. You got it, Flip? No. You wear side, spring, summer. Not mad at you.
You got a flip?
No.
You wear the same shit, kind of.
I do.
Oh yeah, man.
And I got a cologne check. I wonder how many bottles of cologne everybody got in here.
I don't know.
Yes.
17?
I don't have many. Two. Three.
I got five.
12, 11, something like that.
I drew with three for Parks. No, I got three for sure. Same shit. I got five, three. 12, 11, 12, 11, something like that. Since I've been up. I drew three for Parks. No, I got three for sure.
I think I got five.
Same shit, yeah, I don't have a tie.
Why you people don't care about it now?
I mean, I wear a cologne every day,
but I don't need to have 7,000 of them.
No, I don't have a lot.
Like I said, between 10 and 12, somewhere in there.
Mark?
Five.
I wore the same one, but I got five.
Flip?
17. Mel? 35 to 40? Mark? Five. I wore the same one but I got five.
Flip?
17?
No.
35 to 40?
No.
Over 100.
But I'm an addict.
Yeah.
I also have, y'all know I be monitoring the Subway Takes page on Instagram.
I love that channel.
I heard one that actually triggered me and I want to highlight it really quickly.
This one bothered me in my spirit.
I think introverts are morally weak.
100% disagree.
That's quite rude.
That's quite rude.
That was the nicest way I could put it.
The nicest way to put it?
Yes.
If you're an introvert, I think it's not your fault.
I think you matter and you are loved by God.
But I think you need to try to change.
Come out of your phone a little bit.
Yes.
Human beings are social animals, right?
The labor that we do is social.
But we've set up these categories
where we say some people do the social stuff
and other people don't have to do it.
Extroverts, we're taking intellectual risk
in a conversation.
We're taking theatrical risk. But then the introvert in the corner
They just get to be over there and there's this narrative. Oh, they have their genius
They wouldn't even deign to bestow upon us
Feel like it's emotional labor to be there that's over to be the extrovert. I think it's emotional labor.
I think it's social labor.
I think it's intellectual labor.
Financial labor it is, if you're hosting a lot.
I think it basically every kind of labor.
You think introverts need to come out of their shell.
Yes.
What if they don't want to?
When the fuck is going?
Yeah, dog, dog.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
It's Tuesday, dog.
All right, Mr. Woke.
Nope.
Anyway, you get to, you get to just a one. Yeah, let me do it. But she said. What did she say? She said they're morally
weak. Morally. That was the kindest way she could possibly put it. She doesn't even use
the word in its any kind of correct context. Morally weak doesn't make any sense. I understand
what she's trying to say. I'm just not rocking with it
She's basically saying that
Extroverts make all do all the heavy lifting in terms of saying you're on earth
There's other earthlings here like you shouldn't be allowed to be a little get away from me like she's playing as hard
I mean as the intro I went soon as cameras go off. I'm very introverted. That's why I don't go out
Hey, I think it's a lot of us
Me yeah, say no introvert I'm very introverted, that's why I don't go out much. Same, same. I think it's a lot of us. Huh? Me too.
Yeah, same.
You ain't no introvert.
I'm an introvert, man.
Get that, man.
Me too, but why you think he's not?
Parks is the life of the party, damn near.
I think that we need to clarify the fact
that introvert does not mean you're shy.
It doesn't mean that you can't, at any second,
be the life of the party.
Especially if you're in a comfort zone
with everybody, where you know everybody. All right, so now.
I'm an introvert, we're now in the studio of strip club.
Did you even introvert in the studio of the strip club?
I had to grow to be very extroverted
because it didn't come to me naturally.
It was a character.
Yes, yes it was.
Jessica Rabbit.
And I had to build that character.
Jessica Rabbit. Kind of like what the fuck I do up here. And I had to build that character. Jessica Rabbit.
Kind of like what the fuck I do up here.
What I didn't like about her take is that,
it's the implication that introverts get some sort of pass
and the reality is they don't.
They don't at all.
People look at them as weirdos or outcasts or rude or.
And they always put them in
fucked up uncomfortable situations.
But they do kind of get the pass
because even if people look at introverts that way,
they just leave them fuck alone and say they just being weird.
Not a lot of times. I don't know. That's the way I always look. If you don't know that somebody is an introvert the past because even if people look at introverts that way they just leave them fuck alone and say they can just be weird.
Not a lot of times.
I don't know.
That's the way I always look.
If you don't know that somebody is an introvert and you're trying to have a conversation with
them and their anxiety is starting to rise and shit like that you're just like what the
fuck is wrong with you and you just think the person's a weirdo they can get easily
classified by people who don't know any better.
Especially people like myself and it sounds like you guys are in the same boat where like
I'm an extrovert sometimes but when I want to be introverted,
I kind of want it to be over here, quiet.
It's no offense, I'm not being rude.
I think that's just being human,
and it's going to happen fast.
But I think our default position is that.
There's some people that are natural extroverts
all the time.
Like the amount of people over the years
I know that have called Joe a asshole or whatever,
because he's just not talkative and this and.
Fuck you more.
But it's true.
But that's the, but people also,
they call him asshole for a bunch of reasons.
For sure.
For sure.
But I've known people even before broadcast
that called him an asshole because he would just be like,
I'm not the talkative dude.
But the way Joe would tell you I'm not talkative
would be kind of rude.
Sometimes, yeah.
And that's where the asshole part comes in.
I guess. I think, well we're they trying to talk to me
Yeah, come on. Yo, I think we're all introvert. I don't introverts up here
Yeah, cuz it's just he's an introvert too
He's a new-age introvert he talked too much on the phone for me to ride with that should he be saying hmm
Yeah, I don't know.
He might be shy.
He's shy.
He's shy.
I think he's shy.
I think he's shy.
He is shy.
I think shy is different from introverted.
Agreed.
Also, Sy High started going off, and before we leave I just wanted to play it.
On who?
On the UK niggas
It's LA power We really had oil pumping before the corporate fund is no more than a quarter onion
I'm talking bank off the glass like jordan dunkin
Jordan dunkin
They might need a orthodontist
I hit dying over nonsense, but the gum in this the wind will he really go slaughter something
I've been ridiculed since middle school this minute school. I never got my residuals
Cuz music wasn't a business move. It was more like therapy for the niggas
Let's go side never learn how to read until they finished you
Trying to beat the traffic my charges wasn't municipal so many accolades I'm hard to introduce
What do our children do when they mom's moving to a place that they didn't choose and it's a blood neighborhood
And you heard they rolling down the street like gin and juice
I'm who it was written was written to the closest rapper the Martian man because I'm living proof
Let's go.
Let's go.
I've been accused as middle school.
Oh, that's it.
A-Side, put that out.
That's Power 16 Freestyle.
Oh, okay.
A-Side, put that out, big dog.
That shit was crazy.
Need that.
Niggas don't learn to read until they sentence it.
A-Side, man.
I ain't gonna lie, I wouldn't mind a new A-Side project.
I don't know what's going on with it.
The closest rapper to that word.
Damn, I'm loving it.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I'm gonna learn to read until they sentence me. Wait, hey, Sa-Hide, man.
I ain't gonna lie, I wouldn't mind a new Sa-Hide project.
I don't know what's going on with it.
The closest rapper that it works.
Damn, I'm living proof.
Yeah, I'm living, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He did that.
Come on, man.
He did that, he absolutely did that.
Shout out to Sa-Hide, man.
Come on, please.
Listen, man, good episode today.
I was telling Flip we could pitch up songs
and still keep the pitch of it the same
Yeah, it don't sound chipmunk everybody just now you now should now a ship got it
So we were talking about the beaver you can't And I said, what did he do to his voice?
Oh, yeah.
Hardcore dancing has gotten to me a little bit.
Out of control, school, the dance.
And what about a groove that soothes and moves romance?
Y'all, I hope you all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we don't try to fix it.
Hey, hope you all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you until next time.
EGAS!
Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
I bid you adieu, farewell, ad even dirty. I still a beast are what?
So long goodbye or simple head now will suffice remember life is a series of moments
And more big male and moment man big male
This moment last as if it's all we come into the hair
Lastly coming to the the baddies are insecure and looking for a pool to get in and begging
Mark for tickets to Roots picnic.
The stagnant women want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylenol
Get the pussy pictures ready
She just pulled up in the Cadillac
Melissa
Four
Hey, hey
Kick chicken with it
Kick chicken with it
Kick chicken with it
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I click on your story because I like to get my jokes
prepared for the next taping.
And I saw you, you're just such a fucking white dude.
I saw you on a trampoline with your friends.
And it looked like such a good time
until I paid more attention to you.
Like, you so white.
As in physically?
Yeah, you don't even have rhythm, no time.
What are you talking about?
She didn't jump with rhythm.
Even how she jumped, she tripped on herself,
fell down, like she just looks like a two character.
No. Turn that shit down.
No, I had just.
I was trying to bail you out.
It's okay.
I just got out of the pool.
So my feet were mad slippery.
So when I got on the treadmill, not the treadmill,
the trampoline, Ari was jumping up so high
and I kept slipping.
I wasn't prepared for that, but that shit was hilarious.
Then you started jumping up and down,
your titties, everything.
And then you posted it. I almost fell out. Just out the pool. Then you started jumping up and down, your titties, everything.
And then you posted it.
Just out the pool.
Then you posted it.
Fresh out the pool, to the trampoline, bouncing.
That's why I'm clicking stories.
Put your titties everywhere.
That's why I'm clicking.
We had a fun time.
It was a good time.
It was a good time.
Yeah, we had a fucking slice.
My sister, she going to catch one.
Why she going to catch one?
My sister is dying.
She's a really cool, she's a seven.
It's not like it was up close.
All right, shoot you down.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
It's not like it was up close and in slow motion.
You walked the line.
Johnny Cash.
It was from the distance.
You know about Johnny Cash, Mark?
Oh, shit.
That just reminded me, and we're back to clowning you, but that just reminded me, y'all know
I'm a big fan of scams and scammers.
This was a pretty interesting scam.
About fishing.
That I played for you guys. OK, and then we'll end and go back to joking around for our ending.
This is the biggest cheater and bass fish in history.
His name is Tony Christian.
And just check out this fish as this is a good scam for several hours while weighing in.
Rumors started to spark about Tony after he won several tournaments back to back.
His cousin was a scuba diver and Tony always picked out specific docks where he would pitch his lures into.
At that he would use specific colors like bright pink or chartreuse colors that other anglers want to be using.
It was said that he would use these colors because the scuba diver would be under the water under the dock he would spot out the
Certain color and then he would put the fish onto the hook as you can tell that fish looked dead when he caught it
And as of right here this fish looked to see for many hours
When a bass has been dead for so long he won the man it is like this game the eyes bug out
This is crazy guys.
$10,000.
We never put a break.
We're meant to win so much money in this.
It's just absurd.
With the crazy amount of tournaments won,
it really seems sus to a lot of people.
Let me know down in the comments what you guys think.
I ask you guys and then we'll end.
Exposing this.
Cause I'm such a fan of some white scammers.
Oh, you're the best.
Some white scammers think of some shit
that even my most creative brain couldn't come up with.
Who do y'all think has the better scams?
Well, the answer is whites.
I was just going, you know.
America.
White-collar crimes.
America.
But outside of that, when it's in scam territory,
outside of America, who do you think could
win if who comes up with the better scams now white is white Nigerians and
Jamaicans what is that joke about do you want to know how to make a Nigerian First you get a credit card. Yo, stop. Oh, shit.
Yo.
I put you blue.
I'm out.
All right.
Fine.
This nigga be a fine, nigga.
We utilize some nigga.
G4, y'all.
That is a good scam to have your scuba diver brother put a dead fish on the hook while
you're wearing bright colors.
That is brilliant.
That's fire.
Y'all hold it down, hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast as much as we have enjoyed
delivering it to you.
Shout out to our good brother Ish with the mop in his hand right now.
I miss you bro.
I feel you Ish.
Ish missed every episode where we're about to talk about Cesar Pena getting indicted,
but I'm saving the topic for him.
I'm saving it just for him.
Cesar and his wife.
It's not gonna work, buddy.
Just come to work.
Holy shit.
Hey, what's up, man?
Is that the turn?
Mel fixed being a pussy pig.
OK.
All right.
Let's add it to the lawsuit.
What?
That's in the lawsuit. Mel said it's her full body joint. She did say that bullshit. She's a mirror. I trust her. You get a lot of shit off of me. You got some shit off of me. She saw her right the way, nigga.
Boy, I trust her.
Look at the room. Wait, look at the room.
Wait, look at the room.
Wait, y'all don't trust Mel?
And then we can end it. Freeze.
I'm following whatever Mark says.
Mark, I ain't into long suits.
I trust Mel to do exactly what she'll do.
Oh, you know what?
The boy. exactly what she'll do. Daddy
Hate him know it
7k with some chicken strips. There's absolutely no fucking way. I'm doing it for so many years. She don't eat chicken strips. I don't. This person.
Now!
JVP
Why would you be without JVP?
Bye!
Oh shit.
Good bye. Good bye y'all.