The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 844 | "Lies & Gooch"
Episode Date: July 19, 2025The JBP wastes no time kicking this Saturday edition of the podcast off by poking fun at the Astronomer CEO who was caught cheating at a Coldplay concert (19:22) before Parks salutes the Wu-Tang Clan ...for putting on an incredible show at Madison Square Garden (56:22). Next, some new music shoutouts (1:09:23), Shane Gillis’ controversial monologue at the ESPYs (1:23:12), and how Nicki Minaj’s rift with SZA might impact how she‘s perceived (1:40:30). The crew also discusses if they’ve ever been caught cheating in person (2:19:32), the Milwaukee father who ran off while his son was being kidnapped (2:30:45), Barack and Michelle Obama addressing divorce rumors (2:42:45), Shannon Sharpe settling his sexual assault lawsuit (2:48:33), a Part of the Show dilemma (2:53:42), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden
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If I'm listening to E, it should just be Waste Up.
No, it's never just Waste Up.
Nah, I think E might have adjusted it today.
He adjusted the crash cam?
Yeah.
I like that.
His independent camera is Waste Up?
Or the group camera is Waste Up?
Let's record, yo.
It's already recorded.
Oh, shit.
Yo, dog. Gucci Mane. The group's like, and. It's already recorded. Oh, shit. Yo, dog.
Gucci Mane.
The group lights.
And the niggas gonna zoom in?
They are.
Oh, then I'm gonna give them something to see.
Oh, you better, dog.
You know what that is.
If niggas is zooming in.
They gonna zoom.
Then I'm gonna give you a little something.
Niggas know what color drawers I had on, dog.
Whoa, yours should be agreeable.
No, the shit was, it's nothing.
Audience, we're talking about.
For you to zoom all the way in
and see what color underwear I got on?
Me and Ish are habitual camera angle centers.
Like just step, Ish come in here with his whole thighs out.
He do it a lot.
I've tried to stop, but it's nice out.
I'm working out.
I already told my girl, dick is out.
Cause she keep walking up to me when I put the short shorts on
Oh, I see I see something yeah, you are dating a black fucking king
What the fuck do you think dick is out dick is out now? Yeah, it's high
Fine on the treadmill to wear long johns for it
It's hot.
If I'm on the treadmill to wear long johns for it. I think I'm dying on the treadmill
every morning to wear some long shit.
Do the energy stay the same if she decide to go out
and some print showing?
Absolutely not.
Print showing?
You print showing, that's what she's speaking to
when she say dick is out.
She thick enough to wear, it's gonna be something showing.
There's gonna be something showing.
So basically that means it's fine.
The doorman downstairs is gonna show
every time we go down there.
Every time we go down there,
he pull a lube out from under the table.
Yeah.
I know he nasty, right?
Huh?
Shh.
But see, no.
Come on.
No, no.
What's known don't need to be said, yeah.
But yeah, that's what I'm saying.
All right, E, I'm trusting you.
And if Erickson is wrong, then y'all getting dick this episode.
That's it.
It's soft, though.
I'm soft.
It's soft, so it shouldn't be too bad.
But if the pill kick in mid-pod, if the pill ain't out my system from last night, sometimes
you tap that shit, that shit start remembering muscle memory.
You just be driving, you should be like whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just, you don't know.
Go right, fall back out.
It's cool.
Fall back for real.
Me and Isch talking.
Yeah. Sit down.
I got it.
I know there's Dick Pille hangover
since we're in it.
What did you say?
Well yeah, cause me and Isch is fiends.
So we've been stuck getting the one that's for a one time hit.
You get the one that's gonna last. It's up to dosage a little time. You get the one that's gonna last up the dosage a little bit. What is gonna
last a few days?
Oh she coming around
all week.
Oh wait. She's flying in for three days.
It's time to dick pill tolerance is fucking
to get the strong shit. Oh, it's time. Have the dick pill tolerance is fucking nuts.
I had to get the strong shit now. I've been on this shit for years.
I've built up a resistance.
I'm so sick.
Shit's gonna get me on mid.
I take the dick pill sometime when I ain't about to fuck.
For what?
For what?
Just so they understand.
Just so they understand in the strip club.
Every now and then you get one of the little fast ass
Jezza bells.
Wanna start rubbing on something, you gotta give them
something to rub on.
Invoke, send it.
Give them something she can feel.
No, that's not how the song goes.
Giving them something he can feel.
I'm a dude.
So what would I say?
It's a flip.
Okay, well, alright.
It's a flip of it, man.
Okay, okay. And your dad looks's a flip of it, man. Okay, okay, okay.
And your dad looks great.
And your dad looks great.
We're back at the dad shit.
Anyway.
Oh my, narrative Nancy over here, shut the fuck up.
This part would be nothing without narrative.
I know, I see that.
This part would melt to the ground.
I've learned that.
You know what we could do better than other parts?
Narrative.
Lie.
Yeah, lie.
Yeah. That's than other parts narrative. They be going out there like with like real shit and talking to people.
They went to NBA Youngboy Hood.
They be going to the projects.
I'm just sitting there lying.
These niggas is going to Florida to see Kodak.
These niggas is working out here.
I mean, lies, lies and gooch. What's up, how y'all doing? Good, good, good. Glad
everybody's doing alright. How y'all feeling? I feel great. Six year anniversary today.
Oh, congratulations. Clap it up. Six year anniversary today. I was wondering what? Me
and my baby. Congratulations, dog. Six. Me and my baby, six years today.
Congratulations, dog.
Six years today, we're getting closer.
At that 15 number, it's happening.
Do you really know at 15, though?
That's the thing, if you didn't live together for 15 years, push it 18.
Yeah.
I agree.
But she did, that's just another 12.
17 is like the sweet spot.
Yeah.
That's the best.
Right there.
17, 38.
Yeah, in your 50s. Yeah, there you go 38. Carried the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go. That's really the right way to do it.
I want to meld you.
If y'all didn't feel any pressure from your girls to get married,
would you do it?
Would you would you feel like that desire to get married?
Like, real quick. Don't take much. OK.
She's the best.
That's why I want to hurry up and start
before Flip got here,
because Flip just gonna start on her head.
So let's get a natural start.
Which still ends up on her head.
Well, at least it's her doing it to herself.
That's true.
This time.
She does this to herself a lot.
Anyway, she asked you guys, who you talking to?
All three of you.
Well, I don't feel pressure, my girl.
I don't feel pressure from my girl to get married.
There's no pressure.
Okay, okay.
That's why we coasting like this.
That's why they don't.
That's why we happy. Hey, hey, look. There ain't no pressure from my girl to get married. That's why we coasting like this. That's why we happy.
Hey, hey, look.
Ain't no pressure.
Look, look.
Three years, 19 years, six years.
Like, hey, niggas is chilling.
Black ink.
I ain't no wham.
Niggas are no wham.
Niggas are slow walking the dog, boy. I am getting into that slow walk in the dog, boy.
I am getting into that territory where it's becoming a trigger.
Like, it's becoming.
Really?
Like, we cool unless the show we watching
Oh yeah.
Propose.
Like, there's no beef until somebody in the comments
say something to somebody,
oh, you better get them in seven years and no ring.
And she look at me, it's like, eh.
Turn off the comments. We learn in, eh. Turn off the comments.
We learn in each other.
Turn off the comments.
My girl would melt to the ground
if we turned off the comments, that's my baby.
Oh, man, so yeah, we cold to melt.
Okay, all right, congrats.
Who do you think has more pressure to be married, us or you?
Excuse me, societally, me.
Oh shit, sorry.
Yo, you're getting texted.
My dream is to text you.
You wanna see that?
Who texting us?
Yo, this nigga's stupid.
Why this nigga's still texting me?
Leave me alone.
Why is he still texting you?
I don't.
Yo, I'ma say his name.
No, you will not.
Tim, why is he still,
I don't want him to text you no more.
Now I'm acting like Flip.
I mean, he's cool.
Stop it, man.
Who the fuck are you?
Sit down somewhere.
You don't want him to text you.
That's crazy hate.
Yo, what are you talking about?
Man, yo.
I can't say it.
Don't sleep on Big Mel.
Or Big Homie, whoever that is.
Or Big Mel.
You know what I'm saying?
What you talking about?
Mel is a, what's the word when a woman is a womanizer, but not a womanizer, a manizer.
A mananizer.
Well, Mel is a mananizer.
I'm not, I'm so not a mananizer.
You are 100% a mananizer.
100% not a mananizer.
It's true.
Chew him up and spit him out.
Once upon a time, but you know that, that's in the past.
You reform now?
Yeah, I totally reform.
Where your mom at?
I don't even got teeth. I've been home. I didn't even chew nobody. I've been home doing science too. You know that that's in the form now. Yeah, I totally
I've been home doing science to William on mention data
Mmm Welcome to episode 899. What's going on out here?
What's going on?
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the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's
the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's
the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's
the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's I'm a chicken, I'm a knock up, but shopper type the rider I'm a chicken, I'm a knock up, but shopper type the rider I'm a chicken, I'm a knock up, but shopper type the rider
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I'm a chicken, I'm a knock up, but shopper type the rider
I'm a chicken, I'm a knock up, but shopper type the rider I'm a chicken, I'm giving it up right now.
It's how I'm feeling right now.
Shout out to everybody listening out there.
The first and last time listeners.
Shout out to the subgroups out there.
Shout out to the hate listeners.
Shout out to the happy families.
Shout out to the miserable families out there.
And the children.
Big old.
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When the will I got, and competition ain't dope
Beat your break, you broke your smoke
Then take your senior to your little group on
New York City
You wanna fuck up my balls, send me half with a dip
And all that other ringlin' brother shit
Sporty, naughty, high-bot, rated an H or Y shit
Slam the flip-flam and then jam
You can run but you can't hide
You can't go far, no matter where you go You canam and did jam you can't hide
All the truck drivers on the poster work is out there everybody the cubicle everybody off from work right now
Will come back
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We get these drops out of the way for the best crew in the world, man, fuck they talking about
So happy y'all could be here with us today
You could have been anywhere in the world, but you are here.
Higher power put breath in our lungs this morning.
Was kind enough to wake us up this morning.
Let's keep applause going for him.
Or her, depending on how you look at this thing.
We got it.
Don't look away now.
What episode is this?
844. Welcome to episode
844 of the Joe Budden podcast
brought to you by Fueled by Powered
by Pride Spix. Pride Spix gang, yeah.
I'm your humble, grateful, gracious,
happy to be here fully dressed host, well kinda.
Halfway.
I tried to get fully dressed.
Hose Joe Budden here with some really amazing people
to my right, the amazing, the legendary, the oh so hip hop
Melissa Ford is in the building.
Golf claps around the board.
Next to her, our guy, we miss you man.
We miss King Wawa is in the in the building, Biggis.
Go Claps for Is.
Is how you feeling man?
I'm good.
Got everything under control with the flooding?
Yeah, that shit was annoying.
And the mice?
Was it your crib or the?
What?
They could just throw some bullshit.
No, remember he said he got the...
Oh ants.
Ants.
Was it your crib or the doors?
No, my house, my personal house.
Could have got bad, it stopped just in time.
Okay.
I still had to nurse that shit to like three,
four in the morning though.
Oh wow.
Stupid ass sump pumps.
Be getting clogged up, so now you gotta go down there.
I got hit over the weekend too, not from the flooding though
because my neighbor, someone flushed a Arizona ice tea can
somehow into the sea.
What? Oh my God. And plastic bags. White people are disgusting. from the flooding though because my neighbor, someone flushed a Arizona iced tea can somehow into the sewer.
What?
And plastic bags.
White people are disgusting.
What?
The road over guy pulled a full Arizona iced tea can
out of the sewer somehow.
I was like, Dan, I feel for Ish.
Yeah.
Little nigga be able to, what, landlord?
Yeah.
Fan, you go get a nigga, snake the line.
People have pulled figurines out the shit.
Like somebody kid flushed a GI Joe
or some bigger shit down the toilet.
Well I understand.
It was like a whole garbage bag.
Condoms, it'd be condoms wrapped in
garbage bags. Garbage bags.
I've had garbage bags before.
Do you think it's only landlords that are mindful
about what you should and should not flush down a toilet?
Yes.
No.
Or the most mindful.
The most mindful, yeah.
Yeah, because we gotta take the car.
I don't think so.
I think if you own your own house,
at least after you do that one time,
you're like, all right, let me not flush
dumb shit down the toilet no more.
Bro, even if you rent and your shit back up,
you gotta call a landlord and all that waiting and shit,
you're mindful after that.
It's kids who don't give a fuck.
But the problem is, like in my building,
it's other apartments up there, so the people on the
upper floors didn't have to deal with none of that shit.
So... They don't know.
It's you nasty ass tenants out there.
I ain't gonna hold you.
I got some stories I can't tell cause I'll go to jail.
But some of you tenants out there
and the things that y'all think go down the toilet
when it's not your toilet, that's That's the other thing y'all be
thinking. Ice man, big freeze is here. Big freeze is in the building. Make some noise.
Yo, yo, yo. Mr. Elmira himself, big Parks is in the building. I have not stopped laughing at
Parks since the last pod. I've been gossiping about Park. Oh damn.
I ran home paid.
Let me tell you this.
Boy.
Oh, you told your girl too.
Oh man.
On the walk in.
Girl.
I got some teeth.
As soon as I called in with this gossip that we was on for like an hour about, we hung
up.
It was late already.
It was like 10 o'clock. He was going to be with his pregnant wife.
I was going to do my thing.
He called back two seconds later with his pregnant wife
and said, hey, she had questions I couldn't answer
about the park story.
I said, but we just hung up.
And Jules said, yeah, but he came in here screaming,
I've got tea.
Yo, run into your girl with the tea.
Yo, niggas love tea, yo.
Oh, that's the best shit in the world.
What?
What you did?
You get to go back and refer to the last episode.
Yeah, yeah.
I left a part out of that story, too.
Park tried to get some King Elmira tray ball shit going on.
I did not, but I mean.
That's what I took from you.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
I didn't try.
Oh, yeah, well, you know. Well, that's what I took from you. Yes, you did. I didn't try. Oh, yeah, well, you know.
Well, that's the thing.
That's where he would have to go to court.
Because in Guy world, what Parks did is a play.
You're not trying.
But you know.
But if you put the right variables in the place.
Yes, yes.
I'm OK with allowing.
That's a technicality.
Yeah.
That's a tech.
Parks invited his high school friend
to come spend a night at his house for days.
I heard about it.
I know it was days.
It was one day.
Joe's house.
That's enough.
I heard about it.
Yeah.
Yo.
And then when we all tried to go out
and Parks told Remnick that she could come with us
and she was coming to do that,
the girl said,
all right, well, I'm going with you regardless, Parks.
She didn't take the cue that she should be moving
with the wife and you go and let my husband come.
Bitch, you don't talk to my husband like that.
So Parks has some shit going on.
That dirty white boy, Elmira, you know.
It's the girls.
And the girl looked like she could have been his wife
if he never met Prem or something,
like in an alternate universe.
If he stayed in Elmira and was just.
To the audio listeners, I'm just shaking my head.
If he stayed in Buffalo or wherever the fuck he grew up at, it looked like that's where
he'd end up.
That was Elmira rim.
Remember when we said the thing about the narratives?
That's Mrs. Dawson's Creek?
Yes.
Yes.
That was a different dark matter door for Parks.
So you think he's slick.
Anyway, good to see you all y'all.
Good to be here.
Glad to be here.
Glad to be here.
Good to be here.
Things need our attention.
They do.
Bless you.
Things need our attention and a lot of things.
So where do we begin?
The CEO went to the Coldplay concert.
Why not?
Why not?
What is the name of that company
that this gentleman is the CEO for?
Astronomer.
Astronomer.
Astroworld.
Yeah, word.
The CEO of Astronomer must've took the whole company
to the Coldplay concert along with his work wife.
Nope, just her and just the work wife
and somebody who works in the same department as work wife.
It was just the three of them.
Somebody in HR. How do you know?
Because it's been everywhere.
No, you don't know who else was there though.
Okay, okay. It could have been more.
It looked like just the three of them
because they got a nice shot of, you know.
No, that was a sweet, wasn't it?
Yeah, that was a sweet.
Yeah, so it was more than probably the three of them.
Then that makes it even more fucked up.
That didn't look like a sweet. It wasn't sweet. That didn't look like a sweet at all. Really? It was a sweet. Yeah, so it was more probably the three of us. Oh, then that makes it even more fucked up. That didn't look like a sweet.
It wasn't a sweet.
That didn't look like a sweet at all.
Really?
That looked like general population.
It looked like a sweet to me too.
It looked like a sweet.
It did look like a sweet.
It did look like a sweet.
Or they might have just had the gate, because you know sometimes depending on they'll have
that little thing in front of you.
It might have been.
I don't know.
If it was a sweet and it was filled with all his employees, that would be crazy that they're
all- We're freestyler right now. We don't care if it was a suite and it was filled with all his employees that would be crazy that they're all we freestyle All right, you know, we don't care about that in the clip that we saw
When he did the duck down it seemed to be a bunch of little white kids that none of them knew running by and doing
Hey, that's why I'm saying. I don't think it was a sweet
Okay, yeah, I do not know
Nor do I care
That's not the important part of this.
Let me play the clip.
It's a factor, but it's not important.
Because if it's a suite to me
and the whole work crew is there.
But that means everybody knows
that it's the worst kept secret.
Yeah. I don't think it's a suite.
But you've been in suites where you didn't know the people.
True. Yeah, I guess so.
You know what I'm saying? So you could be in a suite where you don't know the people like I guess
Also when I hear CEO I'm thinking that he's taking this
Yeah, I mean
They took this I see the glass, but I don't think it's a sweet it took it could be the glass
The audio is funny he says either they're having an affair or they're really shy I'll play it again
They had to any no they had the sphere, you know, I don't know
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Niggas having a nigga moment with y'all Some places we do have to take off of our cheating list
I hate to be the bearer of bad news
but a
Concert it was in Boston. It's a nice cheat though. I was about to say I don't think that's on it list
It does have to it has to come off. No, don't, you just can't do that.
You can't do that.
That's not true.
So I have a question.
Are we about to fight then?
Yeah.
But I have a question for you guys.
Shoot.
If they had not reacted that way.
Nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
I don't think anybody knows.
If they don't do that, nobody knows.
They made it hot themselves.
They blew themselves up.
They could have had somebody in the audience
who's like, yo, isn't that so and so?
But that's as far, it would have just been rumor and, no. Who the hell know the CEO of Astronomer, yo, isn't that so and so? But that's as far it would have just been rumoring.
No.
Who the hell knows a CEO of Astronomer?
No, it could have been employees.
Someone's going to know.
It could have been employees there.
I disagree.
Even though I understand the premise,
they made it hot on themselves.
They made it hot on themselves.
Absolutely.
If it's one of us, right?
Oh, I'm fingering it.
If it's me, I'm buff diving.
I'm telling you, the kiss cam won't be on me for very long.
Well, to be clear, that would be the way to do it is do the sweet kiss and get your face
up out of there quick, back of the head and leave a little.
That ain't gonna work on your girl, man.
You're right.
Let it back off, right?
So listen, what I'm saying is this.
Us, cool.
When that, rest in peace, the CEO of United Health, don't nobody know what these people look like.
The average Joe Schmo don't know
what the CEO dude looks like.
Their wife's friends know what they look like.
True, but that's only if it makes the news.
It don't make the news if they don't do this.
It don't go viral. That's true
All right. I mean I understand I disagree
Up there hugging some foreign
Whatever he's doing and he comes up on the big screen, they're gonna of course they're gonna know right but this guy
You see help you don't nobody know who the fuck he is?
Yo, brother, I'm going to jail for lewdness. You ain't get enough?
Again, again. You ain't get enough, huh?
These stupid ass? You get what I'm saying? Like they blew up their own spot.
They did. They did that.
Dog, if you're going to cheat at the concert, you're going-
It's a good date, Joe.
No, I'm agreeing.
That's a horrible cheat date.
No, it's not. Not if you're unknown. I think it's, I'm agreeing. That's a horrible cheat date. No, it's not.
Not if you're unknown.
I think it's, yeah.
I think it's a great cheat date.
That's a dope date.
It's 30 seconds.
That's a good chance at date.
You keep including fame in this.
Regular people get caught cheating every day.
By their reactions.
I'm telling you, dog.
That's not true.
All right.
You might be right.
Hold up.
You might be right.
But that's in your, it depends on where you're from.
So like if you're from New Jersey
and you go to Boston to the Coldplay show.
Oh, that's different.
The odds of you getting caught cheating
are very, very slim.
That's true, that's true.
Now if you're in your own backyard,
then everybody gonna be at the new edition show.
And if you out there with your side, you caught.
And if you're a CEO in a,
even a city like Boston, which is pretty big,
mid-sized city, I guess I would say, people are probably gonna know you in Boston if you're a CEO in a, even a city like Boston, which is pretty big, mid-sized city, I guess I would say,
people are probably gonna know you in Boston
if you're from Boston.
Yeah, I understand.
I think that we as dudes should take the hot concert
and the sporting event off of the cheapest.
That should be off the table, I agree.
The sporting event we should've learned
when Chris Brown told Rihanna I'm going to the store
and then was at the Laker. I mean, told Karucci I'm going to the store and then was at the Laker. I mean told Karucci I'm going to the store and it was at the
Laker game with Rihanna. But that should have been it. Courtside on TV seats.
I think it was Christmas. It was Christmas morning. What are you talking about? The most watched game
outside of the playoffs of the year. What are you talking about? That's different. The last
time that I was and this was many many many many many, many, many years ago. Eon, this is Eon's ago. Old Joe, I had a nice, nice cheat set up,
but it was court side seats.
It wasn't even Joe Budden's seat,
it was court side seats.
That's where you fuck up at.
At a Nets game.
You can't do it.
At the Barclays.
That's where you fuck up at.
You can't do it.
But it was a prime cheat.
I was plotting on this cheat for ages
and that's where temptation and discipline.
Oh my Lord.
But I didn't do it.
See?
But I didn't do it.
Discern me.
No, we can't take the cheat.
We can't take the cheat to the concert.
You're gonna get caught.
You can take the cheat to the concert, bro.
You can.
Maybe like a little ass concert.
No, bro.
No, I don't.
I agree with you guys. You can't. You can. You just can't ass concert. No, bro. No, I don't.
I agree with you guys.
You can't.
You just can't move like that's your main girl.
What are the chances?
You hugged up at the concert.
That the camera would end up on that.
Nigga, wait.
Hold up for a second.
That's irrelevant.
Hold up.
That's what gets you on the camera.
No, but listen, if you are at a concert with even like a thousand people in your hometown,
assuming we're not talking about a travel concert,
there's a much higher chance of someone in that thousand people knowing you than if you're at the fucking dive bar.
I agree. Now watch this. Hold on, Mark.
If he's not nut to button that lady like this,
and they standing next to each other and the cam comes on them,
look and the cam comes on them. Nobody knows nothing. Yo,
we all from work went to the Coldplay show.
You beat that case hands down.
Here's where I think you and Freeze are being unrealistic. If I'm taking my cheat to the
concert.
And I'm cheating.
No, I've been cheating.
Okay.
I've been cheating.
Yeah, but.
But this cheat, I like enough to take to one of my favorite artists concert I'm not there to stand with you side by side like this. I'm there to do keep sweat make it last forever
And ever I'm near finger put my fist
As soon as we get in that black car, my...
Black snake mode, nigga.
Right.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm not doing that as the CEO at the Coldplay show.
Yes, you are.
No, you're bugging.
You're bugging.
You've done it as the CEO of your...
What is your real estate company name?
You've done it in fucking, the bub is the place
that we've done this.
The bub place is where you do it.
I don't even really, fuck it.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know what they're doing.
I don't even fuck with PDA like that.
I'm saying I've done the CEO and I got a wife
and I'm cheating, I'm not doing this with the chick
in the Coldplay show.
I'm not.
I'm not doing that. I'm with you.
I'm with you. I'm not doing that, B.
Me today, I would never do that. If I was single, I barely would doing that. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm not doing that, B. Me today, I would never do that.
If I was single, I barely would do that.
Unless it's my girl.
I would hug my girl.
But if I'm single, I wouldn't do that, bro.
That kiss cam is gonna go different.
And if it's my girl, I'm doing like this with my girl.
I'm not doing that with no randoms.
Yo, the funny part of that video to me is there were no chairs.
There were no chairs there were no chairs so he tried
to sit down and once you realize and he's tall and he's tall so once he couldn't sit down
he just laid down and then she turned, put her back to the kiss can.
But the friend, see, that's the other thing about cheating.
Now, the friend that knows about the cheat
has to be able to hold it down under any circumstance.
They couldn't.
Because you just got caught like this.
No, the friend got caught too making a little stupid
Well, what was supposed to do? I didn't even have to be there. We already in danger zone. You fucked up
You fucked up the friends of both you can't get out of that moment
The friend could have ignored them both it was too late
Joe she did not it wasn't too late for her to not smile
She was having a conversation shorty turned her back and started talking to the friend and now the friend is smiling
I'm you to me like oh
holy shit these motherfuckers over his wife is about to...
Alright hold up what are you talking about man?
I turn and look at you like oh this some bullshit what do you do nigga?
I'm looking straight
That's not obvious
That's not obvious or anything
Y'all look at him
I'm looking straight What are you talking about?
Lookin' straight, people don't have to know that I'm your man.
People don't have to know that we're friends.
Oh, so you caught me.
I don't know you.
So you just going to disown your man in the time of your apparel?
Ice, if that happened to Ish, the people that know I'm his friend would know I'm his friend.
This is not about those people.
This is about everybody else.
Okay, so I don't know this nigga.
You can't turn around and have a conversation with me
and I'm having one back with him.
You done got the whole crew lit up now.
If your girl Ice find out that I know about you cheating.
So you care about yourself.
You don't think I care about myself?
No, it just give you more wiggle room
in terms of how you wanna approach it
when you get back home.
But that friend doing that make it up,
make the kiss cam makes it bad.
The friend doing that makes this situation like way.
Back home, back home that makes it worse.
Dog, the kiss cam, I could play off like,
this is a one night, I'm drunk, it happened,
this was a mistake, never again.
The friend doing that.
But what the friend doing that.
It's like, oh, so you know, oh, you're right.
And you be smiling in my face.
You're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Now I'm with you.
Yes, you can't do that.
That is so much pressure to put on the friend to know what like side piece friend etiquette.
What the fuck is that?
Well, that's why guys, older guys, we're having a man meeting today.
We're having a man meeting today.
That's why niggas be on.
That's why guys don't typically,
Oldamon, don't typically let their guy friends know
when they cheating in the first place.
It's a protection.
Okay, all right. Got it.
Got it.
Got it. This was just a fucking weird situation all around.
Like, yo, if your dude...
Because she's a fucking employee.
If your dude is cool with your wife...
She's the head of HR.
No, no, no.
I'm not talking about the side piece.
I'm talking about the friend of the side piece.
What the fuck is she doing there?
Was she a pro?
It's Coldplay.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, like, what?
You heard y'all.
I understand.
You asked for five tickets to Ruth's picnic.
But no, I didn't.
Ten.
But no, what's interesting is if they used her to like bring her as the third wheel.
This is just the reason why we go.
Yeah, like it's a company group outing kind of thing.
That's an option. Yes.
This is this is the thought he was smart.
Mel, you better shut up.
Don't don't sit in cap on his pocket.
Don't you identify identify with us.
I've definitely been on his part.
I've definitely been both the buffer. I've been I've been the buffer. You identify, identify with us. Don't sit here and get me clapping on this part.
I've been both.
The buffer.
I've been the guy.
I've been the buffer.
I've definitely been the buffer.
Actually.
Yo, you'll walk in with your man's side.
I've been all three.
I've been the wife.
See my girls from when she ain't supposed to be.
I've been everybody in this scenario.
So yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I went and found every angle of that.
That's what I'm saying.
Mel, you've been there, girl.
You know, time to just know I've never brought you to cheat or
bitches have confided in you about them cheating
You've been aware of a cheat and no knew the man like don't today this episode
Can we just be our honest self like you don't have to do this? Well at least for the segment
We got to unplug the mics, but let's go unplugged
Everybody that's destiny one of your home girls is fucking with a dude. Mm-hmm, right?
Mm-hmm. You know know the dude has somebody else.
Or you know she has somebody else.
You just out as the third wheel,
all three of us are at dinner.
So now I have plausible deniability that,
that's why that person is here.
That's your role in that.
The third wheel, the cheat day,
it ain't so bad too sometimes.
It's a little, it could be a tie.
We know you know.
Yeah, you know.
Yo, y'all niggas better update y'all cheat rules. so bad too sometimes. So it's a little bit of time. We know you know. Yeah, yeah, you know. You know what I mean?
Yo, y'all niggas better update y'all cheat rules.
And listen, I don't cheat.
And my message is for y'all to not cheat
in the event that you ignore the message.
Dog.
Do better.
Yes, yo.
It'd be chicks that I wanted to cheat with
millions of years ago. And it's two ways to cheat
It's telling that you got a girl or show them your Instagram where your girls all over it or keep your girl secret. Mm-hmm
To keep you keep your girl a secret one
May seem safe, but it's dangerous. That's the worst one. It's the worst one. I think it's the worst one
I've never even when I was cheating back in the day,
I'll tell you, I got a girlfriend.
That is the worst one.
Cause all you're doing is-
Either you gonna play or you not.
You giving her too much power.
You gonna play or you not?
That was my motto.
Like, yo fam, if you see me Christmas Eve
in the mall with my girl.
Yeah, that's my girl.
Fam, you know I have a girlfriend.
I've never led you astray in this particular situation.
You know I got a girl. Once the girl led you astray in this particular situation. You know, I got a girl.
Once the girl said, yo, let's go to dinner.
I was done with it.
She was no longer a cheat option.
And anytime the girl wanted to be seen in public somewhere
knowing that I had a girl,
you can't be the cheat option anymore.
That's a good point.
And the irony in it is. I or no? The irony in it is...
No.
I see it from your perspective.
That's dangerous.
One of the most important things that you look for in a relationship is trust, whether that
be with your significant other or the person that you're cheating on your significant other
with.
You do want some level of trust there.
Indeed.
Yeah.
Indeed.
Anyway, what happened?
See, Joe famous, Mel, you famous. You guys have been famous for a long time.
But regular Joe Schmo can go on a date with the girl.
Not really, because if you're going on a date
in your town, in your city,
there is a very high percentage of chance
that somebody is going, it's Murphy's law.
It's whatever can happen will happen.
I don't even know Murphy.
It's whatever can happen. Y' I don't even know Murphy. No fair, what I'm talking,
y'all are talking from famous, yeah.
Y'all talking from famous perspectives
that you gonna be seen and recognized and noticed.
Some nigga that's from Wayne
can go cheat in Mountainside.
I wouldn't though.
He can, he could.
You get what I'm saying?
With pretty good probability that he could get it off. Yeah, that's true. You get what I'm saying? What, what, what pretty good probability that he could get it wrong. Yeah,
that's true. You got him saying you could say that he ain't know
like that in Wayne. Yeah. It depends on the person.
Cause someone like you, like if you were popular before being famous,
like you probably got to move a little more careful. Nobody,
sure. Nobody know the nigga. Yeah. You can get caught.
The internet went and found the wife. Oh yeah. Immediately.
And she took her last name off her.
The wife changed the last name
on her Facebook page within seconds.
And because I got a heart and I watched This Is Us,
I started to humanize with the wife.
She was home with the three beautiful kids
making content in the kitchen.
The kitchen was-
Oh, she's a content creator?
The kitchen looked like, well, I'm not saying she is,
but she was making content with her three children.
She's a beautiful, ivory lady.
The kitchen looked like Ghost Kitchen from Power.
So fuck when you famous.
When you the CEO and you married
and she could walk away with everything,
I'm not doing that at the
Coldplay concert yeah mm-hmm the kiss cam Annie made a move real quick that
she just got hired in November oh yeah oh she's a she's a fairly new hire that warrior she a warrior in the mouth. I got a couple of bonuses too.
Eight months.
Eight months.
Mm-hmm.
She ain't look as good as a wife.
That might be how she got the job.
He might have.
That's fucked up, though.
She ain't look as good as a wife.
Does your work wife have to?
See, I wanna know the work wife rules.
See, I never had a job.
Work wife rules gotta maybe be,
yo, I ain't gonna, nah, now I'm on the other side.
If I got a work wife, I'm hugging my bitch
and I'm cuffing that pussy while I'm out
at the Coldplay concert.
My wife gonna have to deal with it.
If I got a work wife, if I'm the CEO with a work wife,
then my wife need to know I got a work wife.
Yo, the term-
I wouldn't move in secrecy with my work wife.
The term work wife.
Yes you would.
No, it doesn't really mean you laughing.
Especially if you're the CEO.
Yes the fuck you would.
Yeah, you're not supposed to actually be
fucking your work husband or wife.
Yeah you would, if you're the CEO.
Yeah, the term work wife or work husband
is a joke. Power dynamics, remember?
Yes.
I hear you. I just think that
Communication is key if I have someone at work that I'm flyer with than the rest of the people that work
I'm telling my girl. Yeah, but you're not
Doing this at the Coldplay show with her either. Yeah, like work wife a lot of times don't really
If my finances can't play a part and what my wife will put up with yeah
Your finances why we need to really put certain words in the pre no, but you keep missing
No, you know, I'm with that. I know you with that but the part you keep missing you fucking with somebody that worked for you
So you're all your finances are in jeopardy right now anyway. That's what I keep telling you.
Ugh, ugh, I hate, no, what did that term?
Ugh, nobody never used that term
in a Hugh Hefner conversation.
Never, never.
I never heard of power dynamics until black dudes
started fucking.
Getting some power.
Getting some, so got him a staff.
I think it was a Weinstein era.
No, it was hashtag me too.
Hashtag time's up.
Yes, it was.
It was a me too shit.
Yes.
And keep in mind,
Not shit.
Yeah.
Keep in mind that shit was coined in like back in 2006.
So it's been around for a while.
Mel, if you had that job, you wouldn't want to fuck your boss.
See, I don't understand some of this shit as if around for a while. Mel, if you had that job, you wouldn't wanna fuck your boss.
See, I don't understand some of this shit as if I was a girl.
I'm going to fuck the boss and he taking me to the concert with his wife.
I mean, well, why am I- And I'm waving that bitch when the kids
go, hey bitch, I would be the messiest side wife.
No, you wouldn't.
I'm trying to tell you.
No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't you. No you wouldn't. No you wouldn't.
No you wouldn't.
You two, you two...
Discreet?
I'd be fucking boss.
No.
You might be fucking the boss.
Boss, you're the boss.
You won't hold it down.
Joe's level of self-preservation would mean,
I know my role, this nigga's putting me
in a condo over here, this nigga might've
bought me a car here.
I'm taking care of it.
I'm gonna hold it down for my own self-preservation.
I'm not about to jeopardize that,
because I could run my mouth and then all that's over tomorrow.
Yeah.
That ain't the type of hole I would be, nigga.
I'm gonna sit there and watch you white out some names in there, Will.
That comes with discretion.
That ain't biting your time.
That comes with discretion.
That ain't out the gate.
Oh yeah, then I'm gonna hold it down.
Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
That's my point.
But if you do wrong by me.
Oh, boy.
Well, that's usually what happens.
That's why I said before.
Minimum burn complex down.
If you do wrong by me.
And that's where niggas get caught up.
Because that's like I said, you giving Shorty too much time.
You want my boss doing that to me.
And I wasn't so comfortable that night either.
There we go.
I had goosebumps.
I was pulling away from it.
Look at the video.
I was pulling away. I was pulling away.
I was pulling away.
I had a couple glasses of champagne
that he gave me.
And I don't remember what happened.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
He gave me the champagne when I walked in.
Yeah, yes he did.
Yes he did.
He had it right here.
Here you go.
I don't know what was in it.
It was physical.
See how ugly that is?
You could be the smoothest nigga in the world.
Yo, let's go to the Coldplay.
You want something from the Concession stand?
All right, I'll be right back.
That's smooth.
Can't turn into. he gave me some shit.
And it's a power dynamic.
And he took me to the car, he put his big thumb in me.
Oh my lord.
That sauerkraut tasted funny.
He came back with a glissie and was something in the mustard.
That's crazy.
So I don't know if the statement that came out is real or fake.
Fake.
It is fake.
Yeah, they said it was fake.
Oh, because I...
What was the statement?
I don't care.
That's what we care, yo.
What was the statement?
You want to hear the fake shit?
We don't fact check.
Might be some fly fake shit.
I like the ones that are fake.
Fuck it.
Who is it from, allegedly?
Him.
The CEO. Definitely one of his. You guys don't know, you want me to vomit? I like the ones that fake you. Fuck it. Who is it from? Allegedly. Him.
The CEO.
Definitely one of his.
You got to know you want me to vomit.
Help me out because they're trying to like scrub it since it was fake.
That niggas PR team has jumped on that shit so fast.
His name's Andy Cohen.
I don't need his name girl.
Oh he Jewish too.
They all Jewish-ish.
Oh man.
Oh he's Jewish.
He said oh he's Jewish.
Get him Andy.
Oh man yo.
Alright let's Jewish. He said, oh, he's Jewish. Get him a handy.
Yo, you are so cute.
Alright, let's see.
Here we go. I beat Mel Mel.
I got it. I found it.
Alright, go ahead.
She got it.
She got it. She can't see.
He can't find it.
I want to acknowledge
I got it. I want to acknowledge the moment that's been circulating online.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, girl.
We don't have time for that.
This is a big broadcast.
I want to acknowledge the moment that's been circulating online and the disappointment it's caused.
Mel, you really need to do that.
Words are like...
We got it, girl.
Okay.
What was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake
playing out on a very public stage.
I want to sincerely apologize to my wife, my family, and the team at Astronomer.
You deserve better from me as a partner, as a father, and as a leader.
That's pretty good fake.
No he's killing this shit.
That shit ain't fake.
This is not who I want to be
or how I want to represent the company I helped build.
I'm taking time to reflect, to take accountability,
and to figure out the next steps,
personally and professionally.
I ask for privacy as I navigate that process.
Navigate, it's always the navigate.
I also want to express how troubling it is
that what should have been a private moment
became public without my consent.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, okay.
I respect artists and entertainers,
but I hope we can all think more deeply
about the impact of turning someone else's life
into a spectacle.
Oh yes move that blame.
Yeah I can't.
Astronomer is public.
It's a public company.
We're at right now.
A dollar sixty one.
Oh he can't cheat in public.
Stop playing with me dog.
He can't cheat in public.
Stop playing with me my nigga.
What's wrong with him?
Nigga he can't even in public. Stop playing with me my nigga.
What's wrong with him?
Nigga, he can't even be at the Coldplay concert.
Yo, that's crazy.
A buck?
Ain't this one, I thought this was one of the top
companies in the world with some shit.
Nah.
No.
I don't care, he's still a publicly traded company,
so you still got investors and stockholders
and all that shit
Your family and your three children yo ghosts
They gotta be a new way to you gotta be a new way to cheat
They gotta be a new way to to get your rocks or whatever rock you get off and cheating. They gotta be a
legit way to do that
Don't like ghosts
Talk to your wife about your freaky side nigga about your kinks nigga. I had to do it
Do it like ghosts. Talk to your wife about your freaky side, nigga,
about your kinks, nigga.
I had to do it.
Shit.
Shit.
Yeah, you should have to talk if you think you're never
going to stop looking at other women.
You should have that talk.
Well, looking is different from, you know,
what do you call it, nut to butt?
Well, no, I'm not going to be nut to butt.
That's all I was saying.
But I mean, if I'm never going to stop looking at women,
and you may be into women, then at some point in the future,
those should intersect.
They should intersect.
That's all I'm saying.
And that may be uncomfortable competition, that's all.
That's all I'm saying.
Or not.
Listen, go to my camera roll.
It ain't comfortable at all.
Hello. Or all. Hello. Hello.
Anyway.
Moving on.
Did we cover that?
I think we did.
Hey, cheat at your own risk, dawg.
Cheat responsibly.
And I wasn't a summertime cheater too now.
You say you weren't?
Nah.
Nah.
Nah.
Not in the summer. Why? It's a easy day.
Anybody outside.
Anybody outside on Sunday.
Yeah, yeah.
He bumping into somebody on the humble with the car wash,
at the mechanic.
That was what electronic say.
At the Benz dealership.
You just running into somebody wherever.
They are talking from things.
Yeah, different, different.
We've been famous.
That's what I said.
That's what he been saying.
Y'all have not been shit.
I know.
That's our point. You're right. I haven't been shit. Your rules is different. That's the point.. That's what he been saying. That's what I'm saying. It have not been shit. I know. That's our point.
You're right, I haven't been shit.
Your rules is different.
That's the point.
Your rules is different.
Mel, how would you cheat today?
My last question.
Nigga, that promenade right there with some Haagen-Dazs
used to be V Cheats.
Fuck!
What you talking about?
He is such a bird, but he's right.
He's right, but he's a bird.
Nigga, I remember before any of these buildings was here,
I was holding hands on that promenade.
That Haagen-Dazs and that restaurant right next to it
was there.
What?
The fuck is your what?
Nigga, this so nice.
Yeah, those are the first dumplings over here.
Anyway, Mel.
I would hide in plain sight.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
It means I would.
Yes, you can.
I mean, you. Yes, you can. I mean, you.
Yes, you can.
I'll take your word for it.
You can.
I didn't think you could.
You can hide in plain sight.
You think you can hide with all of that body?
Yes.
It's a joke, girl.
Relax.
Just sit down.
Come on.
Sit down, girl.
Body shake.
Girls be so high.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Boy, that's so stupid.
Yo, man, it got me, man. What's up, man? Flip, welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the show. They got, I'm sorry. Make I'm so high. What the niggas so stupid? Yo man, they got me man.
What's up, what's up?
Flip, welcome, welcome to the show.
They got, I'm sorry.
Make some noise for Flip.
Hey.
That sarcasm, that sarcasm.
No, we made a new guy you here.
Where's Flip at?
They got my wallet man.
I lost my wallet in the Bronx.
They was racking it up.
I just found out this morning, looking for it.
I tried to go into the bank, come to find out Chase
no longer gives credit, debit cards instantly.
They chased you out.
They chased me out.
They chased him out of there.
I thought because it was a business,
it was racking up.
How much they spent?
$1,200?
Not like $700, but I'm tight.
You're only a what?
I was playing.
$700 hold down.
Now my wife texting me, asking me questions.
Why you was in the Bronx?
Well, because I set the screenshot. Yo, they you got me what she was doing this stuff like that?
It's a bunch going on. So I got here, but I was in the room on the phone with chase content. Yeah now well
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I was having a meeting in the Bronx yesterday. All right
Well the topic that we're on right this second is the similar old dude. Similar. Yeah, look, look.
Yo, that's fucking, yo, watch your fucking mouth.
That's your man.
Don't try to, hey yo, when you be cutting your man's off
like that, people, I don't like it.
We don't like it.
I came here in stress and seeing you guys made me happy.
At least you could just let me get it off.
I lost my first time of year.
I lost my Gucci wallet.
I lost my ID. Well, you lost your Gucci wallet?
I didn't know it was a Gucci wallet.
And your ID.
The old one with the snake on it.
The snake one?
That was a fable, yo.
Yeah, man.
Okay.
Well, we put a stop to the...
We did.
Thank you for giving me the time to put a...
Thank God.
You got the...
Okay.
They racking you up.
The biggest is cleaning you up.
They took you from, pickety-plack to ba-bow.
Cactus.
They clean her up.
You didn't buy those shoes.
She looks great.
She looks great.
Summertime glow.
Yes.
Hide and plain sight.
We were asking Flip what his opinion is on the whole CEO thing.
Did you see what...
I saw it.
Okay.
Any thoughts?
I agree with Joe.
I mean, you got to just be careful where you do things at, man.
You got to be careful.
All that hiding in plain sight, the least place you expect to get caught, you're going to get caught.
The Bronx.
Why the fuck am I?
I got court deal too.
I might have got caught in every borough.
Now that I think about it.
Like seeing somebody seeing you and report it to your girl?
Huh? Oh yeah.
Is the strip club in Brooklyn?
Not anymore.
It was Lust. It was...
Lust.
Jaguars, Lust.
Lust.
Jaguar, never. Look, you are.
Niggas trying to play.
No, no, the niggas was in Jaguar.
It's not your button.
Yeah.
Lust and Jaguar's in the same spot.
I was in Lust.
I was in Lust.
That's who I was.
Was it like Greenhouse and Whip?
No.
Well, you said they were side by side.
No, like the Jaguars turned into us the demographic is different
They got was in the strip club in my bag with some bitch
I shouldn't have been in my bag with one night a lot of years ago. Maybe four years ago might have been four or five years ago
Hmm. My girl had to drop on me, but I didn't notice before I knew that she was inspecting gadget
This one I thought my normal lives could work
She started texting me like she was none the wiser.
Hey, who you with?
Who you with, what you doing?
Imani.
Laid it out.
So my laugh was locked up with,
oh but the gang was celebrating my man birthday,
you know what I mean, we just out here,
it's me the niggas.
You say really it's no girls?
Oh shit. Trick question one. I would have already known. Yup really it's no girls. Question one.
I would already know.
Yup.
That's it right there.
That's it right there.
Yeah, a few.
Yup.
But when you in your bag,
you just trying to get your girl.
Nope.
When you in the midst of a line.
She ask you a question like that.
She know that.
She ask you a question like that.
What is a line up?
No girls are with you.
It's like.
Yeah, a few.
Nobody with.
Nothing that came with us, like nobody I know.
Like my mans might have brought a little piece with them or something like that, but,
I mean, it's like, it's quiet.
Then the cloud popped up.
Oh yeah.
Dot start going up.
Then it went away and came back again.
That's when you start to shit on yourself.
Oh fuck.
You know this motherfucker sent me a picture
of me and the bitch.
Nigga.
And she must have zoomed in on the picture
and took that picture and sent it to me.
Crop.
It was grainy but it was me.
So could you figure out from the angle who took it?
Nah.
Look, who that nigga?
Well then I had to get angry.
That's all you can do.
Once you're caught, you just gotta get mad.
Simone Biles coming.
We gonna gym this out.
Fuck this shit.
Yo, you don't trust me?
No, man, happy anniversary to my baby.
That's my baby.
It's today.
We did this.
It's today, six years.
Oh man, congratulations, Joe.
Thank you, man.
Shout out to you and your child.
I appreciate that. What else needs our attention?
Troy Ave.
Troy Ave.
My man, Troy Ave.
Troy Ave. and his man was coming from somewhere.
They was in a car.
Video came out.
They both got out the car.
You see a dude in black tiptoeing behind in the car,
pulls out on his man.
Troy pulls out, bong, bong, bong, shoots at homeboy.
Homeboy either runs or falls to the ground.
I wasn't invested enough to stay
and see what happened to homeboy.
But that was the video that came out
with a long caption from his man about,
yo, me and Troy Abb was coming from here
and he saved my life because this dude ran up on me
at the Trump and without Troy Abb,
I probably wouldn't even be here right now,
yada yada yada yada yada.
This is the point where I'm tossing to ICE.
I was a Troy Abb expert.
Oh yeah, ICE was there from the start start from the book bags and the Twitter.
Abby before that I had a Twitter.
That's true.
I hosted his first mixtape.
Well, um, yeah.
So I saw the same video.
Um, at first I'll, you know, I questioned everything on the internet.
And then I saw a report come out that,
I think it said TMZ confirmed that there were no police
calls in that area, and they spoke
to someone associated with his mans
who confirmed that this was staged.
I haven't seen it.
It sounds like it's staged.
Like, who would have been the one filming it?
No, it was like a security camera camera security camera pulled as the car pulled up in front of the garage whatever
Don't know bro, it makes sense to say it was stage
Why oh
Cuz trev is a felon your felon shooting a gun
He's not supposed to have a gun
You're a felon shooting a gun. He's not supposed to have a gun.
So why, what's the-
And he's not supposed to shoot a gun,
nor was his man supposed to get on the internet and say,
Trey, I've saved my life.
I guess my question is then why bother staging it?
Like what's-
I don't think it's staged.
That's the point I'm making.
I'm gonna say it's staged too.
No, that's fake.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
All right, I'm seeing all the layers here.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
I don't believe for one second that that thing is staged,
but I mean, if Trey have need us to say it was staged,
then I'm gonna say it too.
Yeah, it was staged, definitely was staged.
It was staged, but I mean, do we know Trey have to,
normally staged, that was cloud chaser type of things
with Trey have we've known for a little while.
No. It maybe gave a lot of things with draft we've known for a little while no
it get it maybe gave a lot of things it never gave clout chaser from troy and the fact that he wasn't the one even saying nothing about it like the clout chaser is usually they they running around
highlighting it or something he said shit and all we know about Troy Ave is that if thrust
into that position,
that may be the position he would take
if this were not staged.
So I see people clowning him.
Oh, cloud chase, big ass, bub ass nigga.
You fake a shooter, you fake a shooter.
Say what you want.
Yeah, you're right. No, no, no, I fake a shoot in.
I'm pussy.
I ain't even lying, I'm chastity.
Free!
I'm telling you this kid, get yo free!
I was trying to get these followers.
Yeah.
I dropped a record.
It didn't work.
It was a promotion for my new single.
Yeah.
Yeah, I dropped something quick, anything.
Or, yeah, TMZ reporting.
TMZ, just shut up, TMZ.
How the fuck TMZ know something? Yeah, nah, that, how does TMZ reporting. Shut up TMZ. How the fuck TMZ know something?
Yeah nah.
How does TMZ know something?
Because someone told them something.
It was fake. I'm rolling.
Super fake.
Yeah it was fake. Troy stop doing that shit man.
Stop faking shoot out for clout.
That's not nice.
I got to tell you guys about the show man.
Which show did you go to? The Wu Tang show at MSG. That's not nice. Word. Word. Word. Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word.
Word. Word. Word. Word. Word. Heads and toes, yeah. What made it so great? Obviously, other than the obvious. Obviously, I'm a gigantic Wu-Tang fan.
So that was cool.
It starts out, as it comes out, there's some orchestra shit.
And he does that verse-ish that you sent me before,
which was from Impossible on Wu-Tang Forever.
But he kind of remixed some words to make it applicable
to today's political climate.
And then they just proceed to go right in to bring the ruckus
and essentially do 36 chambers straight through
the entire
Everyone's there and they bring them out kind of as they pop up on the album
Right down the row
And then they break off into individual sets to do just a lick with swords for two or three songs
They do method man to Cal for a couple songs. They do purple tape for a couple songs goes to you know, everyone
Gets their moment to shine.
That sounds insane already.
It was absolutely incredible.
They brought out Havoc.
Did Shook Ones, the whole record straight through.
We, the crowd, were prodigy.
On top of him being prodigy.
The whole crowd, bro.
I can't believe I can still talk. The whole crowd's rapping the entire time
because they're doing all clasps.
There was no sneaky records in there,
at least that I can remember.
It's nothing but the classicist of classic records.
And this is real fandom.
Bro, this was the other part that blew me away is,
I think in all my
concerts of my entire life I have never seen branding in merch like this. A Wu-Tang brand is worldwide.
The entire MSG however many 15, 20 thousand people whatever it is has some level of Wu-Tang logo on them.
Wow. Sneakers, shirts, they're selling shirts. Girls I follow, yeah they were. But Wu-Tang wasn't just merch, Wu-Tang was clothes.
Yeah, they had an actual clothing brand.
Yeah, and I'm talking about even like with rock,
like the only band maybe that could compete
is like the Grateful Dead with the tie-dye,
dance and bear shit, like I have never seen
no shit like this in terms of merch.
Like literally 90% of the crowd was wearing
some former Wu-Tang merch.
That's insane.
Is Wu-Tang the biggest hip hop logo brand?
Yes.
Yes, that logo.
Yes, yes.
Brand, yeah.
Worldwide, yes.
It has to be.
I didn't see.
I don't even think it's close.
Exactly what he described, I've seen footage
from Sweden and fucking Germany, like you know what I'm saying?
They do that shit all the way around the world.
It look just like that.
True. Who's second? Run second run DMS, Defro,
Run DMC, maybe
could run DMS, but I don't know if it lasted as long. I'm just
unrecognizable brand or label. You see that
you will take got leaps and bounds over whoever second yeah yes, it's leaps and bounds over whoever's second. Yeah.
It's leaps and bounds over whoever's second.
The second is you can do all of the death row.
But it's not Wu Tang.
It's not even close.
That's not interesting to me.
Everyone sounded really, really good for the most part.
Jizzah sounded like he hadn't rapped in a little while,
but he still sounded like him.
It was just like his timing.
And that could have been a monitoring thing too.
They had a live band backing up the original beats,
so that was fire, the sound was good.
We were right next to the soundboard,
and we were on like a little riser,
so we were above the floor crowd.
Best seats in the house.
Best seat in the house.
Always the riser.
By far, yeah.
Always the riser.
Little riser right by the sound.
Yup, right behind the soundboard.
Yup, absolutely.
Or in front, whatever, but right there.
Yeah.
Where'd you go with?
Basically my wedding party
For the most part outside of the people that can couldn't make it was the high school friend there
Ziki and Ali cat piniel my family's actually we grew up listening to Wu Tang our entire lives
You know what I mean? So we're just in there fucking rapping.
Crushing hide and games together.
Screaming.
That was the best shit in the entire planet.
All right, so what song was the peak for you?
What song was the high of highs?
Ooh.
I mean, I think they ended on Cream and Triumph,
which is hard to.
Oh, Triumph.
I was thinking Triumph.
I had to break a bottle and stab somebody in the neck.
They did right back at you from Mobb Deep 2. That will also win.
You know what I'm saying? I was hoping that Nas would show up. I think he's in Vegas doing his thing.
That was the only thing.
Nas would have popped out the roof and flew off that bitch.
Oh my God. If he would have came out and did verbal intercourse, it would have been mayhem.
I'm sure that was probably in the stars, but I think he's got a residency.
Yeah, he's got his residency going right now.
Lil' Kim came out, Big Daddy Kane came out,
Slick Rick came out.
Mary J. Ball was.
Mary didn't come out, I thought she was going to.
I saw something.
She might have popped up somewhere else,
but she didn't pop up.
I saw some shit with Meph and Mary.
Oh, and they had fucking Blue Raspberry, the singer girl.
That was on all the classic records was there,
and she was bodying it.
She sounded amazing.
Bruh, absolutely. And Run the Jewels opened up which was also fire.
Wow. This is a hip-hop night.
Mad Pod fans in there. Of course.
Nothing but love. Salute, salute. Awesome man. That is fucking great.
It was a time. Shout out to Woo. I was up at six in the morning listening to Ray Kwan's album on the balcony.
Got some joints out there.
Shout out to Griselda Boys on there. The Nas record was tough on that. Deck. Deck sounded good on that.
That's the first time he sounded like Deck to me in a little while. No disrespect to Deck.
I understand exactly what you're saying. Like his voice got like deeper or something as of late and
he kind of had his old tone. Because if you're not used to it when he when he comes on It's like is that deck?
Second but yeah, you got some joints in there shout to Ray shout to Wu Tang
Shout to Tyler the creator at the garden tonight. Well last night by the time you're here and a red man was there too
I've grabbed big Jersey my guy. Let's go. Well, yeah Tyler has now been at MSG all week
Yeah, and Barclays Barclays. He's doing Prudential. Yeah. Yeah, then he's doing Prudential. And then, yeah. Yeah.
We go to that Prudential.
We go to Prudential.
Yeah, for sure.
When?
The 27th.
Yeah.
Next weekend.
My little sister's going tonight, she cried.
Yeah, we in there.
Yo, the younger generation really loves Tyler, I've learned.
Yeah.
Like my wife works in an elementary school
and she's like, Tyler's their favorite.
Yeah, I'm still trying to do the psychology
on how my little sister who's 11
loves him the way that she does.
I love that.
Me too, I think it's fire, but.
What would be her introduction to him?
When did it happen?
I think it was the Grinch thing.
I've watched you your whole life.
I think it was the Grinch thing.
I think that had a part in it.
He did that whole soundtrack for the Grinch.
And I wouldn't be surprised if that had a little bit
of an effect on it.
And he's also like an entertaining,
cartoony at times kind of character,
especially as a flay.
Animated.
Yeah.
I could see it.
It makes sense.
Shout out to Tyler, man.
Listen, if we wasn't working so late Tuesday,
I would've came by and I might try to crash
my sister's shit tonight, so we'll see.
We'll see how that goes. Yo, it's been a great year for shows man. Yes horrible year for released music
But an amazing year for tours and I'm gonna keep taking advantage of it. I'm going to fucking shows
Everything I'm going down to go catch Nellie and John. Oh, we're oh, yeah. We're at PNC in
Jersey word what part Jersey PNC PNC
Home down home down PNC in future Jersey. Word. What part of Jersey? PNC. PNC. Hasn't it? Homedale.
Homedale.
South Jersey?
No, it ain't that far.
It's not that far.
Maybe like exit 100.
I wouldn't mind seeing Nelly.
It's next weekend.
Nelly and Ja.
It's like exit 100.
117.
I don't care what you kids on TikTok is talking about.
Somebody hit me about a Ja Rule concert.
I'm near.
Oh, that's an age thing.
He's also incredible.
We all saw live when he did the versus.
Joe, he's incredible live.
He sounds exactly like the fucking record.
And got all the records.
Word.
And gonna bring him out.
And is in better shape than he was back then
so he can run around more.
New war shit, shout out to Jot.
Shout out to everybody, shout out to the whole show.
Shit's on.
This is the sum of shows.
And I don't wanna shit on releases for the year
because I think from now moving forward,
it has the tendency to, yeah.
Freddie Gibbs, Alfredo too.
Can't wait.
I think that's July 22nd.
Something like that.
Division announced that I'm excited about.
So yeah, I'm not going to sleep on the releases.
Somebody else fire announced, but we'll get to it.
Yeah, yeah.
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Aaron Boone is the first baseball manager. I've seen ruin all-star ruin the all-star game with bad managing
I've been calling for Aaron Boone to be fired
as Yankees manager for at least three years.
Some people say Brian Cashman needs to go too,
but for the first time ever in the baseball world series,
when the game is tied at the end, they do a hitoff.
Aaron Boone, whoever he put up there to do the hit off, lost.
He's under fire because Aaron Judge is on his team.
I was about to say Aaron Judge is on your team.
And money that won the home run derby the night before,
two nights before is on his team.
So whoever he put up there.
Wasn't one of them two.
No, and the other nigga been on fire all night
what three quick ones game over and boom is a bum and that's all I got for the
baseball all-star game that was a mess it was absolutely atrocious um Dame
Lillard back to Portland back to poor let's make some noise like it I like it
let's make some noise we got a it, I like it. Get him out of the East. Let's make some noise. We got a return.
What, you don't want to make noise?
No, I'm not.
But you made a face.
It's a good story.
It's a good story.
No, he, from what I understood,
he never wanted to leave Portland.
Yeah.
They just wouldn't put players around them
and at some point you got to want to win.
You want to win and leave your name
and legacy on the game.
So if he's happy, I'm happy.
I just know they ain't gonna be shit, unfortunately.
I'm not so sure about that either.
Not shit.
They could potentially be a playing team.
One of the brightest stars out there they sent away.
The kid, Anthony Simon.
That went to Boston.
Okay, but I think they had a decent draft. All
the players that they sent away in the Dame Lillard trade are still on the team.
They got Drew Holliday, they got Dame Lillard, they got a big Chinese
joker, they got him, they got that other big boy from last year, the white boy, the
big center kid. They got bodies. They have bodies. We'll see how it
plays out.
Dame is a friend of the show, we absolutely love him,
so we support him in anything that he does.
And this highlights the whole niggas want they money
more than the ring thing to me.
Niggas want they money, I think he got 42 million a year,
I don't know, it's three years,
three years, 100 something million.
I think that they want the money initially
and then you wanna win.
And then if you not winning, I'm gonna go back to the money. I then you want to win and then when if you're not winning
I'm gonna go back to the money I'm gonna get my fetty yeah I think Dame Lillard between between the Bucks and Portland he's making 70 mil this year. Shout out to Dame Lillard. Thank you. That's
how you do that. Indeed. I'll take it. What else? What else we got? Anything in music? I told y'all
Ray Kwan dropped. I got to about track 12 or 13 on a 19 track.
There was a lot of tracks on that album.
Yeah, it was.
But I got to around track 12.
It was pretty good,
but that's not why I bring up the music portion of this show.
I want y'all to hear Tommy Richmond's new song.
Oh boy, it's my favorite section.
G, G Whittaker's.
I didn't buy it.
I'm streaming this.
Check it out. Y'all did this. It's good for y'all.
Look what y'all got happening in studios across the world.
I heard this in the gym yesterday.
I'm gonna fuck y'all up out there for making Tommy Richmond a thing.
I like this beat. Watch what he do to it. ["Same Rye"]
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Ah!
I see what he was trying to do here I don't I do I do
He's giving like it's trying to be Justin a little bit, but a little bit bright
But he's also giving like tuxedo vibes Justin with Brett
Yeah
Jake one and
Bear hotline. Yeah
chapter them They did it right? And Bayard Hawthorne? Yeah. Chopped it up. Mm-hmm.
Turn that shit off.
Because they did it right.
Yeah, they did it.
You can turn that off, Tony Richmond.
You know what I'm saying?
That beat fire, though.
Shit sound like beat fire.
You niggas is wasting precious studio time.
I'm gonna say.
Across the globe.
Hard drive space.
All across America, yo.
Some poor engineer has to sit there
and listen to your instructions while watching you.
Just sitting there farting. your instructions while watching you.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Engineer sitting there on his 19th cup of coffee listening to you record this trash.
Yo, shout to the engineers, yo.
Yeah, that's a tough one to sit through right there.
I ain't gonna hold you.
For all of the bad songs y'all think y'all hear as fans, there are millions more that you miss.
In fact, the ones that didn't make the cut yeah you wouldn't sit there no absolutely not but I was I was
extraordinarily picky with people I worked with still am really I'm not
doing I don't care about the money I'm cool I can't sit through that oh that's
that good white privilege I was okay we're and green. No, and green. I was OK with being poor.
I didn't care.
I'm not doing that.
No.
I think he's talking the truth.
Yeah.
I know he might be.
I know he might be.
I remember the one time that it did happen,
I was immediately on the phone with the studio managers,
like, I don't ever do this again.
Parks will go record like Farrah Munch for three weeks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's Farrah.
I ain't got to sit here listening to you try to do this shit. Yeah. And child of Munch for three weeks. Yeah, I shot Farrell.
I ain't got to say anything, you try to do this shit.
Yeah, no.
And shout out to Munch.
Yeah, absolutely not.
That shit was terrible.
Anything else in new music?
Y'all want to let the people hear it?
It was kind of by week.
What else did I got?
I saw some shit that dropped, but not where...
I like the Tyler record.
Benny dropped another summer EP kind of short album vibe,
summertime Bush too.
I didn't listen to it all the way through yet,
so I have no deep dive.
I haven't heard it yet.
Joyner Lucas dropped something I haven't heard yet.
They said Joyner Lucas project is crazy.
I haven't heard it,
but everybody keep hitting me saying to listen to it.
I'm listening, I like Joyner.
They said it's fine.
I'll listen to it if they pay me.
I'll say good things about it
If it's fire shit on it pay me and I will come in here and say it
Other than that, I'm done giving my opinion on just niggas. They got a budget Let's go, let's go, let's't see the video. She's fucking 17.
I don't look at those girls with that desk. Nope.
Ain't tricking me.
He can't do that. Dancing alone, there's a light on me Is it wrong?
That I wanna get right
Wanna get right with you
That big choir shit
Anytime that happens, I like the song
Anytime you put that little choir in there with that effect, I like the song
Sorry, sorry
Is it wrong?
That I wanna get right Wanna get right with you Is it the, is it Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I don't wanna smoke, I don't wanna smoke. I fuck with Tyler Music, I do fuck with Tyler Music. I know we on music, but you good man? Like, your pocket?
You good?
You keep throwing a lot of little,
you dog whistling to a lot of shit out there.
Yo, you niggas got, but you said it last part.
I ain't catch on, you said I'ma take the seven piece
to promo a record, now you doing it again.
Are you good?
Yo, Shawty, come out, like, what we doing?
What happened? Joe, that trip cannot be that, out. Like, what we doing? What happened?
Joe, that trip cannot be that, like.
No, it can be that expensive.
I'm tapped.
How many people going on that trip, Rupert?
You can't say.
I want to know the details later.
Eight.
Eight.
Ooh.
Eight.
Her three kids, my two kids, and my little sister.
Then they got his birthday party coming up.
OK.
Sorry.
My birthday party, which I wouldn't even,
I'm not even telling nobody, but don't ask.
Really?
So you got the spot that you were inquiring about?
I have the spot.
I told y'all.
Congrats.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, bitch.
Bitch not buying none of that.
What's the, do we have a dress code yet?
Oh, you said he lying about being popped.
It's an act.
He probably set the bread out and got caught.
Hey.
He probably was setting the bread.
Oh, I got it.
OK.
This is my...
He keeping the act going.
We were just talking about that.
We was talking about keeping the act going.
Oh, you bodying it.
You had me fooled.
Don't listen to him.
Yo.
I don't want to send him myself.
I'm popped.
I'm popped.
Oh, shit.
Yo, I thought I'd been there.
I never heard you say I'm popped. Then the Knicks pulled a little trick on me.
Hey, I ain't gonna hold you, boy.
These motherfuckers.
They see a mark coming though.
Anybody saw the numbers?
The leak.
See it work in your favor, and then it don't.
It don't.
It do.
Thank God.
I see the other side, it do.
Thank God I told the times what each of us is making.
You can stop with that.
It'll be out next week.
Go ahead with that.
I hope you did.
I did.
So these niggas can leave me alone
thinking I got some spanky.
Oh no, you got some spanky.
Yeah, right.
What's the final numbers on the Desk That It Should Eat
so then we can move on?
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
Yeah.
There ain't no finals still.
No, but final as of today,
if you cut it off right to the second, since inception,
what's this been? What's this been?
I don't know the exact.
That rest of his face,
he's gonna punch you in the face.
I do feel like stuff in the house.
You don't know exact.
You don't have to be exact.
Ballpark, been cool.
Been cool. Means it's been I know how to be exact. You're a little ballpark, been cool. Been cool?
Means been nice.
Means it's cool.
It's nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Autism week was gone.
Damn, you don't look away now.
You're not out there.
Don't look away now.
I forgot.
You don't see none of that outside.
I forgot he was not panning.
We'll fold that up right now.
You don't see that outside.
I forgot, not panning, but I forgot that he was catering
to the different months.
Yeah, he did.
Autism. Breast cancer. Breast cancer, autism.
Mental health mumps.
Mental, it's like a ball.
You were bodying it.
You were bodying it.
I didn't even know some of them was mumps.
Yeah.
Yo, we were talking earlier before we got into this
that I was supposed to get some stewed chicken,
white rice and beans from you, last part.
Shade came, I was over there talking, you look,
yo, what you talking, I said yo,
she told me what she made, now,
she's Trinidadian, so I know what that tastes like.
So I said yo, let me get some,
you ignored me and went to the bathroom.
I waited by the door, you ain't come out,
until I left.
And I ain't gonna lie to you.
You waited for some white rice?
Quick, yo.
By a nigga's door? No, meaning for him to come out. waited for some white rice? Quick. Yo.
By a nigga's door?
No, meaning for him to come out.
Street chicken.
Yeah, I wanted some food.
No, it was good.
It was some good food.
I ain't gonna hold it.
She a cook.
I love my girl.
I'm a happy anniversary to my baby.
And listen, when I'm doing what I gotta do, like when you...
I ain't tricking me, no.
No, dad, dad. I know what you're talking about. I ain't tricking me. No.
I know what you're talking about. I can say it for you.
When you acting good, when you not
giving me a girl stress. My girl is the best girl
in the world. When I ain't
cheating or sending inappropriate texts or paying a wife's rent.
When you not doing
When I'm not doing
nothing I ain't supposed to be doing.
Oh my god! My girl
is the greatest. Happy house, happy wife, happy life.
Happy house, happy spouse.
It's really the thing is you go inside,
the air smell different, the food is dead.
Like it's just when it's good vibes.
When I'm doing what I'm supposed to do,
I get in the shower, my girl in the shower with me.
Grab the loofah, pick my foot up off the chair.
Get my foot, get the throbbin' on my foot.
Get the back heel off.
Oh my God, why did I cheat?
Why would I even do, what was I looking for outside of the house?
We don't know, hey.
You think that that would be an incentive to keep on going, right?
Hey, when I'm treating my girl right,
I wake up and just smell some shit in the kitchen.
Then she like, baby, I'm going to Target.
If you need anything, I'm going to make sure the kids closet
and the kids have everything they need
and the windows and the aroma 360.
I changed the scent and was running a little low.
I'm like, yo dog, why was I fucking that up?
Ugh!
We wake up to fresh, man.
Yo, imagine, yo.
It ain't worth it to cheat.
Listen, we know you haven't been
in the black house all in a while.
It ain't worth it.
When you wake up to the fresh aroma of food.
Oh my God, yo.
We talk about the wake up, you get the good food.
The Portuguese joy is different.
We talk about the black,
ale shit, bacon, sausage, the mix of it,
pour the pancakes.
You can smell the maple syrup, nigga.
You living in this house for free.
Oh my Lord.
The house, wait, watch your fucking mouth.
What are you talking about?
What? Are you going through that too, yes? Tell me tell me tell us share with us what
She made that good shepherd's pie
Cori's making inappropriate jokes. He whispered to me, when you're living in the house for free,
you better get up and cook.
I don't stand by that.
You've been giving me trouble.
I don't stand by that, Cory.
Shit, the way it is,
I think it's might be living in the house for free.
I think it's girl.
You know the one with the white?
The ass, that's it back there.
Or this money just stacking up on the side.
It's reverse.
Sounds great. It's reversed. It sounds crazy.
Oh my God.
Sounds amazing.
I'm going to be cooking.
If my girl paid all the bills, she would get...
She'd be waking up crazy.
Your girl paid all the bills, your house wouldn't have been flooded.
That's not true
you had a good good good
the black people
he did his work. Them white people, they don't play.
White people house don't flood.
You think white people houses flood?
They got the tech building a basement, seven of them ish.
You know what I'm talking about ish.
UHSC motherfuckers in Texas.
They go play field watch up all white towns.
Niggas was floating in the water.
Yo, don't laugh at that.
Yo, treat this girl right out there.
I fucked up.
You gotta treat her right.
Treat your lady right.
No doubt.
Treat her like a lady.
I mean, I treat my girl the way I'm supposed to treat her.
You know, on top.
Like, without a fight.
That ain't no argument.
It ain't.
It don't be a debate.
She just get up there and start making faces
and moaning and shit like, yes. Other bitch wasn't it'll be a debate. She just get up there and start making faces. I'm owning this shit like yes
Other bitch wasn't even moaning like this. Hey
The bitch wasn't even she back in the day. I'll do it wanted you to work up. Yeah
The other one was so turned on by me like she wanted me to get in my duffel like no
Bitch that's for my girl that extra two inches of dick
Bitch you crazy fuck out here. Yo
And that shit get tricky when you like big bitches
They get tricky because the big bitch on Instagram when she show up is bigger
Like your girl is the right size
Man some of them big bitches y'all be thirsting over on the net. I've seen them bitches stand over me
They block the sun. They got them angles right.
They got the angle.
They curved the bitches.
Those bitches stood over me and was like, what's up?
It was about to be a long night down.
Like, yo, nah.
You got a pack of lunch there, nigga.
Come on, you move.
Move.
You move.
Move. I can't. I love my girl too much for this. No, you got to love my girl, yo. Baby, nigga. Come on, you move, move. You move, move. This nigga's stupid.
I can't, come on.
I love my girl too much for this.
No, you gotta love my girl, yo.
Baby, I love you, happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary, yo, man.
We did that, sir.
Huh, hey, huh, six years.
Six years, indeed.
Anyway, I'm sure we'll get back to this topic
at some point before this broadcast is over.
What else is important?
Now let me pull out my phone.
I got some bullshit written down.
Let's see.
Oh, wait a second.
The Espeys.
Are you kidding me?
Dog, your man, our guy, Shane Gillis.
Oh, he was the host?
Shane Gillis.
Shane Gillis was the host of the Espeys.
What did he say? I was sitting outside. It was a beautiful night, Friday or Saturday night. Shane Gillis was the host of the SB.
I was sitting outside, it was a beautiful night Friday or Saturday night.
It was a beautiful night in New Jersey outside.
So I was sitting on my balcony and I was scrolling my phone.
I seen the first tweet pop up.
Yo, why did they let Shane Gillis on the stage?
I ignored it.
I gotta find it.
Yeah, I ignored it.
That's enough to make me want to see it.
If I don't know now.
The next. 30 the next 30 minutes
30 minutes, maybe 20. Oh
My god, somebody please pull Shane Gillis off of this. I see some inappropriate joke
I didn't realize it was from the SB Shane Gillis. They gave 10 a 10-minute monologue
Oh, please at the top of the SP's and he's went up there and said a bunch of jokes that you should not say
and he caught a lot of heat for it he caught a lot of heat for it and I have some of those
jokes here please all right I will play them now yes we're ready I will play them now
when Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA she's going to work at a Waffle House so she can continue doing what she loves most.
Fist fighting black women.
Wait a second.
When Caitlin Fogan actually wanted me to be here to host this award show so that I could capture Adam Silver because Joe thinks he's an alien.
And Donald Trump wanted me to be here to capture Juan Soto for the same reason.
Oh shit!
It's an alien joke.
Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn.
The last time he staged a fight in DC, Mike Pence almost died.
Alright.
You don't have to do that.
He sound like you.
He was fine.
His voice like yours.
Alright.
Actually there was supposed to be an Epstein joke here but...
It disappeared.
It got deleted.
It must have probably deleted itself, right?
It probably never existed actually.
Let's move on as a country and ignore that. Uh...
Daniel Donald...
SGA is here, give it up for SGA.
Hell yeah, bro.
Hell yeah, bro.
Everybody sitting around him is in foul trouble.
Oh, shit.
A bookie is what Bill Belichick
reads to his girlfriend before bedtime.
Oh, shit. Yo.
Oh, my god.
Wow, he cook it.
They do.
They read, uh, the very horny caterpillar.
The little engine that could but needed a pill first.
And of course, the classic good night boobs.
That's my favorite one.
Also, I'm not trashing Bill Belichick.
First off, he's 73 years old and he's dating a hot 24 year old and people are criticizing
him. That's my favorite one. Also, I'm not trashing Bill Belichick. First of all, he's 73 years old and he's dating a hot 24 year old.
And people are criticizing him.
What happened to this country?
We used to be a great country. He won six Super Bowls.
Yeah, he's dating a hot 24 year old.
Maybe if you guys won six Super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting next to a fat ugly dog wife.
Oh shit! They let me do it.
I don't know.
Disney, they allowed that.
Disney, they allowed that.
There's one thing I want to say before I get out of here, and this is a dumb joke, you
guys aren't going to like it, but it was just a Norm MacDonald joke that I loved when he
owes to the ESPYs, and I'm going to do it now.
Travis Hunter won the Heisman Trophy this year. He's the first defensive do it now. Travis Hunter won the Heisman
trophy this year. He's the first defensive player since Charles Woodson to win the Heisman.
Congratulations Travis Hunter. Winning the Heisman, that's something they can
never take away from you unless you kill your wife and a waiter.
In which case they can take that away from you.
No Joe Biden!
Well, see a lot of you don't like me and that's okay.
That's it for me.
That went about exactly how we all thought it was going to go.
Oh man.
I love how he does reviews of his own shit.
Of his own self.
The New York Knicks had a great season.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Carl Anthony Towns is here. had a great season yeah yeah yeah
Karl Anthony Towns is here hey girl
put your hands where my eyes can see is what they say where does it have to bust
the rhymes before okay put your hands where my eyes can see is what they say where does it have to bust the rhymes before okay put your hands where my eyes can see is what they say when Deshaun Watson gets a
massage I disagree as well Give it up for Britney everybody. I'm jumping around, that's my friend's wife. I knew none of you knew WNBA.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
George Sanders had his jersey number retired at Colorado this year.
People are saying it's because of nepotism.
Because of his father.
And it's not.
It's because he went 13 and 12 over his career
and he almost won the Alamo Bowl.
That's nepotism, right?
Yo, holy shit, I gotta watch this.
Yeah, it's sunny disease.
That's funny, son.
Watch the whole 10-minute straight.
I watched the whole shit.
I'm gonna watch the whole shit.
Watch the whole 10-minute.
Hey, girl. Hey, girl, son minutes. Hey girls. That's funny dog.
No, he said a lot of funny shit up there. Shut the shit and goes, what up neighbor? He was like, he said, he said, can we stop
acting like Trump knows words like everybody that comes to the White House, he's just like, oh, big black people, I like how you catch them all. He said, and that's just when the Liberty comes.
And that's just when the Liberty comes.
And that's just when the Liberty comes.
And that's just when the Liberty comes.
And that's just when the Liberty comes.
And that's just when the Liberty comes.
After this, I immediately DMed Shane Gillis and said,
yo, please come on our show.
Yes, please, please, please.
I told him to come up too.
I told him to come up too.
It's better coming from you.
It's better coming from you.
Well, and when you told him, you told him when we was out over there, right?
No, it's like a year ago when I found out.
He used to be our neighbor to the listeners.
He used to be my neighbor at the original PodSpot, the old school shit. He used to be our neighbor to the listeners. He used to be my neighbor at the original PodSpot, the old school shit. He used to be my neighbor, right? No, it was like a year ago. He used to be our neighbor to the listeners.
He used to be my neighbor at the original PodSpot, the old school shit.
Which I didn't really know at the time.
That's just interesting that us and Shane Gillis are on the same block.
Or the queens and shit.
Yeah. Queens. You have to Shane Gillis, man.
You got to come up here. He's got to come up here.
I have to speak to him.
I have to speak to him now.
He didn't give a fuck. That's funny., man. You gotta come up here. He's gotta come up here. I have to speak to him. I have to speak to him now.
He didn't give a fuck.
That's funny.
That's funny.
That's how I like my comedy, though.
Me too.
Me too.
People were trying to get sensitive about him.
Of course they were.
Today?
I'm surprised that they didn't think pieces flying around.
Oh, they are?
Well, I'm glad they haven't popped up on my...
They are.
I can let you hear what Peter Rosenberg had to say.
I'd love to hear that.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, then I'll pull it up then.
Not often we get a Peter Rosenberg segment.
I would think that Pete would have a good sense of humor on this.
That's why I want to hear it.
I want to hear what he has to say.
I wouldn't think he would have solved any type of way.
Yeah.
Yeah, some people kind of understand.
All right.
Hey, girl.
I'm Peter Rosenberg.
Hey, girl.
Hey, girl.
That's funny.
That's funny. That was crazy. That was funny, Rosen. Hey girl. Hey girl. That's funny. That's funny.
That was crazy.
That was funny, so.
About Shane.
Oh, that was it.
OK, is that it?
Frankly.
All right, here we go.
A lot of the comedians.
What was your original?
I wanted to say this about Shane Gillis.
And frankly, it's about the Hinchcliffs and the Schultzes
and a lot of of comedians today.
And I do think Shane Gillis had funny jokes last night.
I do think he has funny jokes in general at times.
But I think my issue with these guys is
for so many of them it seems like the whole thing
is this implicit, can you believe I'm white
and I'm saying what I'm saying?
Ooh, look at the edge.
And those jokes generally aren't very funny in
fact last night you saw Gillison was pointing out that they weren't funny but
like he had to do them to you but I was funny risk involved and then they show
a black guy that it's like all work there it's not that these guys can't be
funny it's that these specific jokes that they're attempting to do aren't
funny and I don't think the intent is to be that funny is to show you they're willing to do it
Peach and I asked you
respectfully
You know, it was Peter Rosenberg, which I think that he has a really valid take in regards to some other comedies
Yeah, I agree. I would put him in that course
I don't put Shane or how some of them of them teeter the edge to just be that.
For sure.
To be provocative on purpose.
Or to like, count out to the Republican party.
You know what I mean?
Like some of them play into some of those things.
And I don't quite put Shane in that same group personally.
Neither do I. Neither do I.
And sometimes Pete go too hard to be anti-white.
And sometimes it's, I like that he does it.
This particular case, I think he was just
ill placed, ill placed here.
P and you my man.
Shout out to Pete. Pete is a
what is Pete?
Pete got fired early.
Pete helped out. Shout out to Pete.
What else we got? What else we got?
What else we got?
Mel, I know you're distraught over the
late the late show ending.
Oh, I don't like that either. I love Colbert.
Yeah.
Let's talk about it.
I mean, like, he's been on CBS, the late show, for over 10 years.
10 years.
It's like, I don't know how many Emmys he's won.
A lot.
A lot. He's been, he's like literally the number one rated show.
And CBS puts out a statement that they are getting rid of him as of like next year
For financial reasons so he called them out and paramount their parent their parent company
basically saying that that lawsuit that they settled with
With Trump for 16 million is them kowtowing and kissing the ring
Yeah, so he's been very vocal and critical of as I guess it's like John Stewart who's also on the
Paramount umbrella. I've been seeing a lot of, I know Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of
South Park were complaining that the new season they're having problems and it's because of the
Paramount deal. I don't know what's going on over there. From what I'm hearing about that Paramount deal, they're trying to scale into something
that needs approval from Trump.
So that's part of Bend Down and Kiss the Rapper.
Well, what's interesting is in addition to this, the Wall Street Journal just printed
like a birthday message from like years ago that Trump sent to Epstein.
Did you read that?
Yeah, I read it.
Did you have your readers on for that?
I did.
I enlarged the font.
Did anybody else see it?
No.
Somebody find it while I'm talking.
So what's interesting about the Wall Street Journal
printing that is the fact that it's owned by Rupert Murdoch.
And Rupert Murdoch, as most people know, owns Fox News,
which goes without saying.
So I just found the timing of them posting this note
between Trump and Epstein to be really, really, really interesting,
since everybody, his base is basically calling for the Epstein files.
They want to see them and they're starting to like vocally criticize him.
So it's just like—
It ain't his base.
Huh?
It ain't his base.
That's what it's really looking like.
It's not his base.
The Republicans are calling for it.
The average Republican is not Trump's base.
It's not his base. The Republicans are calling for it. The average Republican is not Trump's base. Like they are divided between quote unquote MAGA Republicans and regular traditional
Republicans. The traditional Republicans are, they're scared of them. You get what I'm saying?
They're not necessarily supporting him. They are more scared of him than in support of
him because he's so temperamental. He's like a kid that if I come out and speak against you, I'm going to be punished on the back end.
But I'm not talking about Republican politicians and MAGA politicians.
I'm talking about his base, like the cult.
I'm talking about his followers.
Oh, the MAGAs.
They follow Trump.
They regard Trump as their god.
And so they need to find a way to disarticulate that base from Trump and get them to follow the Republican Party, the GOP, MAGA as its own entity, whether Trump is there or not.
Because that's actually true. They don't want him there. They want to replace him with JD Vance. That's what they want to do. That's Project 2025 in its conclusion. So I think that if I was thinking a little bit as to the intention of that thing being
posted, that that's the reason why.
That and also the news about Trump also having like, I don't know, what's the Venus something?
Something with his veins or some shit.
Exactly.
Basically, it means he just cankles.
He just can't.
Did anybody find the letter?
I can't find it.
Everything just keeps highlighting the last line.
I'll find it in just a second.
I'll get it.
The main quote that everyone's talking about is,
Donald, a pail is a wonderful thing.
Happy birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the thing.
Yeah, but it was
juicier than that. I mean, I'd say juicier. It's not that juicy if you believe that
Donald Trump is on these Epstein files. If you believe that, then it's not the
worst. And of course, he's come out and said... Let's see here. Yeah, yeah.
This is from Wall Street Journal. It isn't clear how the letter with Trump's
signature was prepared inside the outline of the naked woman.
Oh yeah, because it was in a naked woman.
He wrote this inside of the outline of a naked woman.
Inside the outline of the naked woman
was a typewritten note styled as an imaginary conversation
between Trump and Epstein written in third person.
Voice over, there must be more to life
than having everything the note began.
Donald, yes there is, but I won't tell you what it is.
Jeffrey, nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald, we have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey, yes we do do come to think of it
Donald
enigmas never age
Have you noticed that?
Enigmas never hate these things
Jeffrey as a matter of fact it was clear to me the last time I saw you
Donald a Pal is a wonderful thing.
Happy birthday and may every day
be another wonderful secret.
Boy, you good at that reading shit.
You know what I'm saying?
You should do like audio books and shit like that, right?
Secret. Yeah. Yeah.
What does that sound like to y'all rich white people?
That'd be a wild shit.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wild shit.
Fam is is they said that they have,
I think, forty seven thousand four thousand seven hundred
something bank transactions going to Epstein.
It was like one point one1 billion in one account.
Yeah.
They got hundreds and hundreds of millions
going into his other accounts of people making transactions,
paying him.
After his death.
After his death?
After his death.
Oh, I didn't know that part.
Yeah.
I mean, are we?
I mean, like the business is huge.
Yeah, no, the conspiracy is larger than any of us could ever conceptualize.
You know what I mean?
Like it's just it's so deep and so so wide and you know, pause, but it just there's it's
beyond comprehension because there's so many layers to it.
Yeah, I thought I just the thing about this is just I'm just disappointed that Stephen
Colbert is gonna be off
Yeah, no, he's definitely gonna land on his feet
But I mean like people are just very loud about the fact that they want to boycott CBS and paramount every like I was just
reading like comment after comment
Boycott parent paramount canceling my subscription blah blah blah paramounts in the process of getting bought out. I didn't know yeah
Paramounts in the process of getting bought out. I didn't know. Yeah. I don't, Paramount's in the process of getting bought out
by a kid, a young guy, he's the son of...
Oh, something, Ellison.
Ellison.
That owns Oracle.
His son is buying Paramount.
Must be nice, right?
He can cheat at the Coldplay concert.
What?
He can cheat at the Coldplay concert. What? He can cheat at the Coldplay concert. Also in Trump news, they say he's capping the NIL money.
Yeah, I read that too.
That's crazy.
Listen, y'all voted for this nigga and now y'all want to turn around and say this ain't
the guy we was voting for.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
Y'all wanted the big, y'all wanted the Kiki and Big T. Yeah, this is the guy that you voted for. Yeah, it was. It was. You know, one of the bigs. You know, in the Kiki and Big Team.
Yeah, this is the guy that you voted for. Yeah. But whatever. Man, everybody told y'all, hey,
this is when you vote for him. No, he's gonna lie. When you voted for a liar under these
pretentious and now he not doing what he said he was gonna do, he lying. Motherfucker, you voted
for the... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck are we talking about?
In other news, what else is going on that needs our attention?
Nikki versus Mizzah, Sizzah, everybody?
Yeah.
That Mizzah shit was funny, I don't care.
I know we about to see it and be hard on Nikki, I get it, but Mizzah was funny.
Couple of it was funny.
Mizzah, Mizzah was funny.
We tried to cover it, you know, previously.
Mizzah and fake freckles is funny.
Now that's all I got.
Y'all can go ahead and kick Nicky's back in.
Well.
Huh?
Man, that's your man right there.
The fake freckle shit, I found out was actually true.
I didn't know that.
I was late to that party.
Oh.
I don't know.
Somebody went, Antonio Brown went about posting pictures.
She no sense, she start like, yeah, I ain't going.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to get to the point.
So he went about posting pictures of like before and after
pictures of Cardi, Meg, and SZA.
Got it.
And somebody else.
I only saw that one.
Just basically making a point to refer to how differently they
look right now.
But the before picture of SZA,
she looks like she has natural freckles.
That's the funny part about it, the whole thing.
Well, Nikki posted a video, the old school video
of SZA saying that she had developed freckles.
I mean, they can develop over time, can't they?
The fake freckles thing, people who have known, those are not a problem. Yeah, and it's okay.
Yeah, some people do it.
Yeah.
Okay, it was just weird.
Yeah.
So it continued over the course of the weekend because you covered this.
Yes, it's still going.
It has not stopped since the last time we covered this on the Patreon episode.
If you missed it, please subscribe to the Patreon right the second and you can see everything you missed
Yeah, it has not stopped. Yeah, I
Thought
Cuz I was giving Nikki a lot of I was shooting a lot of bail when we covered that
Because I know Nikki to be very smart and I'm like maybe
Her her delivery was
intentionally this way. Now I don't know. I really I don't know what's going on. It
seems like she just is firing. So we were trying to figure out how it started.
Mm-hmm. It was the Mercury Retrograde tweet. no? No, no, no, no.
Punch has an artist, and she had a new record
called Broken Barbies.
So he tweeted that.
Okay.
And that started the windfall.
Got it.
But is it a diss record?
No.
Is there subliminals in it?
No.
There's nothing.
It's nothing. I watched the video, just to be sure.. Is there subliminals in it? No. There's nothing. It's nothing.
I watched the video just to be sure.
Okay.
There was no subliminals,
but I guess Nikki had a beef with Punch
because she accused him of some things,
bullying, et cetera.
So she took that as a slight.
Even if you would let your new artist name the record,
this whatever the case may be, she took it as a slight and Even if you would let your new artist name the record this, whatever the case may be, she took it as a slight
and then went on the offensive.
And then the Mercury retrograde tweet from Shiza
was taken as, oh, you jumping in this and standing up.
Even though Shiza's always tweeting about Mercury
in retrograde.
And I believe it is in retrograde.
And it is in retrograde.
But it wasn't when she said that.
But it was the next day.
The next two days
Okay, don't tell me
Mercury's in retrograde if it ain't in retrograde
What did she say? SZA was throwing shots man stop like that's what it was it was clear
SZA was saying don't take the bait Mercury's in retrograde Mercury's in retrograde don't take the bait
And I don't really care about that. It's been it's just been Nikki Nikki Nikki. It's been Nikki
SZA ain't said enough for me to report on none,
this is it.
Got it.
Nikki done shot at the dude, my man.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She just has not stopped shooting.
She said she's calling the FBI on motherfuckers.
Oh yeah.
That was, yeah.
That was all really weird.
She said she's stitching.
Check this out. This is very interesting
Mercury will be in retrograde from July 18th to August 11th blah blah blah this period and
It's a good time to revisit past projects reconnect with old friends and be mindful of potential misunderstandings
That's fine. No, that's what it says every time our creasing
Really that is exactly what it says every time Mercury's in retrograde. No, not really. That is exactly what it says every time Mercury's in retrograde.
Listen, OK, I thought I had something right here.
You know, what the fucking tweet is.
Journalism.
Right here, exactly.
Sure, right here, bro.
I was interested to know how certain folks talk about that.
What does this say, though?
Real quick about Nikki, right?
All this is happening, the people that love her,
we're coming up with reasons,
excuses for her behavior.
I'm not, Nikki's unhinged.
Yeah, you're not.
Well, she said that to me, so that's the word I'm gonna use.
Some people that love her are coming up with reasons
for her behavior.
Maybe there's some merit in why she's acting
the way she's acting.
Now that we see that she's shooting at everybody,
what category do we put this in?
I'm more concerned about how...
Did she lose her mind?
Like erratic sounding, the tweets read.
Okay. How they read.
For me.
One of them tweets was like a novel.
Yeah.
Like the screenshot was like this.
Right.
And I was like, I...
Sorry, dog.
Yeah, I couldn't even read it. And even the way that shot was like this. And I was like, I... Sorry, dog. Yeah, I couldn't even read it.
And even the way that she was misinterpreting intentionally,
I'm assuming, the kid saying that you get put in the blender
like your man, and then she's saying,
I'm gonna call the FBI, I'm a snitch.
We know what that means.
And I would like to think that Nicki Minaj knows
what that means too. I'm pretty sure Nicki Minaj
knows what that means.
Gigi seems like she has an agenda. Yeah. She just seems like she has an agenda.
Yeah.
She just seems like she has an agenda.
I think with that she was trying to prove a point.
Really.
What?
Because again, her beef is with old girl from Roc Nation.
Yeah.
And we know the story with her.
So Nicki's like, okay, if y'all are gonna keep excusing that,
I'ma play that and I wanna see what y'all do.
It's like, what's good for the goose, good for the gander.
All right, so we can't pick and choose
when snitching is acceptable.
Either you gonna look the other way here,
all right, fine, now let me go do something
and see how y'all act.
It looks nuts.
It looks nuts, it looks nuts.
Coming from movies, coming from, yeah.
There's no way to, there's no way to justify
like it don't look nuts.
I'm not saying that she don't have a right
to say what she's saying
and that she don't have rhyme or reason.
It looks absolutely nuts.
Yeah, because a lot of the time,
most of the context is missing
for the average person who's just reading this.
And it just looks like, you know, just somebody,
just stream of consciousness kind of throwing things out
there for everybody to read and interpret.
Which is what Twitter used to be.
Yeah.
Right.
It did used to be that.
But it's been a while since it's been that.
Yeah, it ain't that.
We're not putting her in the category with the A's
and the A B's and all that shit.
We're not putting her in the category.
She's not at that level.
That's what I'm saying.
All right, so that's what I'm saying.
So we're just taking this as the person that we know
is going through something that she's just trying
to express herself and use Twitter as a tool.
Because when you start saying she's being erratic,
or when some people start saying,
yo, she's erratic and it doesn't make sense,
and stuff like that.
It appears that way.
Then you put her in, it's a category of both.
It's not quite the same.
They're saying offensive, racially,
religiously offensive shit.
She's saying, yeah.
Nikki has specific targets.
Yeah.
And I'm on them.
That's what I get from her.
Whether it might look a little crazy to us,
but I do think she knows what she's doing.
Got it.
So then in one of SZA's replies,
she was like, Nikki, let's not do this.
You know exactly who I am.
You know my music.
You reached out for a feature twice to Noa Bell.
I declined it, but you know my music. You were looking for a feature twice to Noa Bell. I declined it, but you know my music,
you were looking for a feature.
And I think that was Punch's stance too,
and I think they leaked a text exchange about that.
So that somehow turned into, is Nicki bigger than SZA?
And then Nicki tweeted, let me get the tweet here,
cause I wanna get your journalism. Can they be compared to each other though? And do we know why SZA? here, because I want to get your email.
Can they be compared to each other though?
And do we know why SZA?
Yeah, we can compare women all the time.
Just pay attention.
Yes, I do know that.
That's what started all this.
Do we know why SZA?
We can compare you all to that.
Yeah, I know you do.
Oh, shit.
Super personality.
Pfft.
Fuck.
Here it is. This is from Nikki.
Wait, does SZA think she's more successful than me?
LOL.
Y'all catch me up please.
SZA, if every song you've ever done vanished right now,
the music business wouldn't even miss you.
I've been to countries that never heard of you.
You can't even spell, bow-prog.
That was my shit.
That was my shit too.
I've been to countries that never heard of you. You can't even spell BALPROG. That was my shit. That was my shit too.
I've been to countries that never heard of you.
I know you're not that stupid, are you?
Stadiums.
Did you look at the venues I played
on my own headline festival tour
out of the country last year?
Bitch, have you ever headlined, she said that, not me.
Bitch, have you ever headlined to 80,000 people?
Bitch, what have you ever done besides yodel with autotune
that needed re-tuning?
Boo, I'm an icon.
You're not.
The end.
Pay that man for almost breaking his back.
Why didn't you speak up when your exec was bullying and
harassing me, you dirty mangy cat?
Those bodied numbers on all platforms have y'all losing y'all motherfucking minds.
You the type that would have been quiet in school
trying to fit in.
You still have no clue who you are.
I know you went nights without washing that musty face.
Bitch, how you remember exactly where every freckle go?
See, that's funny to me.
That's funny.
So is funny, but.
Justice for Demere, Desiree Perez,
we want to discuss your daughter's laws,
blah, blah, blah, I'm not doing her daughter stuff.
Yeah.
That is Nikki the Sizzler.
What's her beef with the Desiree Perez girl?
It's Rock Nation beef.
Why is she just, I don't know, it's weird.
It's weird.
I'm not going to say that's weird
because I don't know enough about it.
I think Nikki could have a valid beef
with Roc Nation, TDE.
I think some of this Scissors Smoke is for Aubrey.
Nobody told me that, but I just assumed that.
I just assumed that.
I know he didn't like how she was prancing around
and playing both sides and doing all this shit.
Nah, so yeah.
Like she went on to tell her that
originally she was supposed to be on,
what's the records, the Drake record?
Shank that ass for Drake.
And shank that ass for me.
She's like, we had that first.
And then we decided let's save our collab
for Pink Friday too and that's how you got it.
So like you get, basically you getting my, my, my.
Leftovers. Yeah getting my leftovers.
Yeah, my leftovers.
This is a big into Nicki Minaj.
Come on, let's have some fun.
Today, right this second.
You could definitely make that argument.
Based on what though?
Based on record sales.
Based on the-
And that goes back to streaming bots and all that bullshit.
Based on doing a sold out fucking tour.
Nicki just did a sold out tour. Your co-headlining, I'm doing a sold out fucking tour.
Nicky just did a sold out tour, you're co-headlining, I'm just taking another side of it.
Yeah, no doubt.
You're co-headlining a stadium tour,
which is again, no small feat at all,
coming off of Kendrick Lamar having probably the best year
a rapper has, or one of the best years a rapper has ever had.
I can dig it.
A lot of that
carries into the why you're able to sell out this stadium tour. So it's not all
your merit granted again. We were all there. Yeah, it was a lot of scissor fans
in there, so I'm not going to take that away from her right, but
Nikki selling out tour by herself Dolo
and smaller venues, but you're right.
Smaller.
I'm just saying, again, I don't put a lot of weight
on record sales and all that, because I think
all them numbers be fake anyway.
I tell you that every time.
So if that's mainly the argument,
and Nikki had to do it for a much longer time at number one,
I don't think you're bigger than her.
OK.
I don't know if I can say that either yet. if you going out of this is a clear and if you're going out of
Country doing that and I'll even let them talk. I don't use that. I don't even talk well
I have relevant terms of right this second
Use the word I come there was a time where Nicki Minaj was the only
use the word icon. There was a time where Nicki Minaj was the only she's one of the disrespect to anybody else but it was just Nicki. She's one of the best we've ever had
one of the most successful we've ever seen. She is her and not even just women
just in general. In the culture and hip-hop and music period she is one of
the best and one of the most successful. I like these. I like this because I understand a fan or consumer
laughing at the idea that Nicki Minaj is bigger
than SZA currently.
But if you're Nicki Minaj, just scoffing at the SZA brand.
It's not even a conversation if you're Nicki Minaj.
The nerve of you to even what?
Yeah, that is true.
That much is true.
My name shouldn't even be mentioned with yours.
Like no disrespect again, but no.
But is it a fair comparison between the two of them
because they're just kind of,
I wanna say two different genres.
They are.
Like they just are.
It's a comparison if one of them feel like comparing.
Yeah.
I agree.
If you walk in and start comparing yourself to people that maybe you wouldn't know if
you compare to, we got a comparison.
I just think the variables don't align in order for a comparison to be accurate.
Nikki is bright, so I know she'd look nuts.
I know she'd know she'd look nuts right now.
I don't think she'd care about that. That's bigger than that. As far as she's an icon. I know she knows she look nuts right now. I don't think she care about that.
That's bigger than that.
As far as she's an icon.
Yeah, I just think whatever her gender is.
No, she's an icon.
I don't know.
And current action and how she's going about the tweet
and whatever her fight is, how she's going about it,
she has to know that she looks nuts to the casual.
Sometimes people feel like they're bigger than the world.
So even if they're able to do that
and looking nuts doesn't mean anything.
I'm still big.
I know, I'm one of those people.
Yeah, I still got whatever I got.
I got the people, I got the backing,
I got the fans, I got the barbs.
That's my only way to get my sentiment out to the masses.
I can look nuts and then when I put that
in what I got going on.
Some people be like, those who get me, get me.
Like, I can look nuts to all of y'all.
Cool, they understand exactly.
Or.
And they rotten.
Or.
But people love Nikki, so there's things that they could
say about Nikki that they don't, because they love her.
I love Nikki.
I love Nikki.
People love Nikki.
That's a different argument though, you just said.
I'm talking about fans now, I'm not really talking about me.
No, you know, I'm just talking about in general, yeah.
I get what you're saying.
Or to some people's point, yo,
I'm saying this stuff right now in 2025.
When it come out in 2029 that I was right,
y'all gonna see and come back and say,
yo, you know what, she did tell us back then.
She look like she ready for a mud fight
with people that don't play in mud.
True.
She look like she's ready for mud slinging.
She look like she ready for whatever y'all ready for.
Like as soon as somebody says something I'm firing with anything I know. That's what it looked like.
Got it. She looked like she got it. I would like to see that. I want to see what she's talking. I
don't fully understand. I guess that's part of the my problem with the way is I don't know exactly
what you're talking about. So it looks and I regarded her super highly again. She's an icon.
So I don't like seeing it look like she's erratic or going
through something.
And also it's the end game.
I think Nicki's talking to certain folk,
and they know exactly what she's talking about.
Maybe.
It's like when rappers do that shit where I might have
said the line, and the fans might have been like,
oh, that was cool.
But the nigga that I wanted it to affect, he heard it.
He know exactly what I was saying,
and it hit him a little differently.
I think that's what she's doing,
and she's baiting certain folk to just say,
I dare you, because you know what I know.
The people that need to stop having conversations
about between icons and relevancy.
I hate that.
I hate that shit.
This is a dumb conversation.
It's so that sometimes, I guess the new fans that come along,
it's like you're negating the work that a person put in.
Just because they're not as hot today.
Like, some person will be hotter in the moment
than you are if you're dormant,
or if you're chilling and doing what it is.
But now when you start to compare works and body of works,
one outweighs the other.
So we have to stop doing that and taking it.
Everybody, everybody.
That's just ego, yeah.
Everybody does it, man.
I would want to know why SZA rejected Nicky's two requests.
I know it's deeper than that.
I know nobody going to say it,
but I know it's deeper than that.
She talking to SZA like, Drake,
I told you about this bitch.
Like she just talking like a conversation was had.
Couple of them couple of some point
Mm-hmm, and now it's come to his head and it's like y'all told I told me this bitch
Not and I just Drake she's talking like I told a couple folks
about this girl
Listen peace and love peace peace and love. I love Nikki
I love the the TD East side saying and I also love Nikki. I love the TDE side. Same. And I also love drama.
So, please give me something to look at over the weekend
while I'm just on the balcony in the pool with something.
I hit refresh on Nikki Timeline so many times this weekend.
I almost tweeted her something, my mistake.
I was on a page and hit the tweet and then it was like at Nikki Minaj, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you talking about? Let me know when she tweet, I need to read this.
Oh man, Mizzah is funny.
Sorry, Punch.
You just a miserable bitch, your name is Mizzah.
And if we saw anybody else drawing freckles on,
we'd say it's weird.
Yeah, girls draw freckles on.
It's weird, I'm with you.
It's weird.
A lot of shit that women do is be weird.
The beauty mark I'll allow, like go ahead and put a little.
Go ahead and put a little.
I didn't know girls drew freckles.
You didn't know?
No, what you call it?
And then they have like face, like apps.
Yo, if I'm around you and your freckles wash away
like the Beijing in the rain,
it's gonna be an issue. You better have the permanent, your freckles wash away like the Beijing in the rain, it's gonna be an issue.
You better have the permanent,
your freckles better be henna.
Hit em with the,
tattooed on.
Yeah, yo, oh my lord.
And I hope that this doesn't slow up production
on any music from either side.
Please, please, please, please.
What else we got?
Look at you guys, look at y'all, man, come on.
Okay, well we were having a conversation off mic
and it was as a result of the whole CEO cheating situation.
And we love talking about cheating up here.
Yes, we do.
And if you don't wanna hear it, then fuck off.
It's how y'all niggas do it.
Every week, it's a cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat,
when are you gonna grow up?
Never!
Yeah. No, and it's a part of life, cheat. When are you gonna grow up? Never.
No, and it's a part of life.
Hey.
Society is how we are fucking.
Dope.
We could come in here and tell you about how faithful we are.
It ain't fun.
Fuck y'all.
Anyway, sorry.
Okay, well, basically it was, you know,
a continuation of the conversation about the CEO
and his side piece.
And we were talking about the wife
and how, in my opinion, in this particular situation,
she looked to me like she was blindsided by it.
She was, like you said, creating content with the kids.
And she looks like a trad wife, which is the hashtag.
Trad was basically traditional wife.
Okay, got it, got it. It's a whole movement of like young people basically embracing
Traditional wives like the girl that makes your cereal from scratch and all that shit. Yes, exactly
So the young women are embracing patriarchy. I just want to make
Yes, he's right there's a whole movement
Where the Quaker dresses like it's a whole movement. Where the Quaker dresses and all that shit, like yeah, it's a whole thing.
Everything from scratch.
Yes.
There's a movement of bitches doing what Big Mama and Grandma are doing.
Exactly.
That's what I'm hearing.
That's the new movement.
Yes.
Don't get me started on that.
You got it.
Anywhoos, when Big Mama and them didn't have very much choice.
But anyway, so-
They got choices.
No, I know, they do.
I knew that's the weird thing.
I'm sorry.
Why do y'all always paint Big Mama to not have had any choices?
Because they feel like that thing's crazy.
OK, so let's talk about that.
Exactly.
And women couldn't have their own bank accounts
without their father or their husband's signature
up until 1976.
Marital rape was not fucking determined
to be a thing until like 1994.
Women couldn't own houses.
There's so many reasons as to why women
had to stay in marriages that were abusive and unhappy. Do you really want to go here? We're trying to have some fun.
Hold on man, but sometimes Big Mama was fucking the mailman.
Yeah, there's choices.
Okay. You guys want to go somewhere else where we're trying to talk about this. We're trying
to talk about right now.
I'm telling you how y'all be shitting on Big Mama. I don't like that neither. I get triggered.
I'm not trying to shut on Big Mama.
Go ahead, fight with Ish.
Okay. So anyways, so.
Trad wife.
So in my opinion, I looked at the situation.
I'm just like, to me, this woman was blindsided.
I don't think that she's like, I'm a woman who's married
to a man of high net worth and cheating is,
it might be a byproduct of that.
She looked like she was blindsided to me.
What showed you that she was blindsided?
Cause we didn't really see much from her.
It's purely deduction.
Changing your last name in 10 minutes on Facebook.
But that don't mean you're speaking.
Might speak to that.
But that could also speak to embarrassment.
Yeah.
Yes.
Once he's found out, everybody's now tagging you,
looking him up, looking your name up.
OK, let me just remove myself from the attention I'm getting.
Yes.
So let me take the name off.
So if you search it, you don't find me.
And both things can be true at the exact same time.
It's like locking your page when somebody do that.
Like, yo, I just don't want to see all of this shit.
Or no, fam, your mother's calling you,
your family members are calling you,
your friends are calling you saying,
yo, look at your husband on somebody's screen
with the side chick, right?
That's embarrassing.
Yes.
It's times in relationships,
I know mad dudes that caught they chick cheating.
Hell, they took they chick back because nobody knew.
When a man's chick get caught cheating,
now the man is embarrassed,
that be the motivating factor for a lot of these dudes
leaving their relationships.
Oh, shout to them, I'm taking my arm back.
I'm fucking talking about it.
You get what I'm saying?
I hear you, man.
So niggas be like, yo man, y'all would never take him back.
No, a lot of these niggas have taken him back.
Y'all just don't know that they caught their girl cheating.
So I think a lot of times the public embarrassment
makes you react.
Totally.
So my question to Mel was, yo, what indicators do we have
that this was his first time cheating?
This might not be his first time cheating,
this might be the first time the world found out
this nigga was cheating because you on a Coldplay concert
and it's going like this.
So Mel was like, nah, I don't think so.
And so that's where we kind of got off into it.
Like, yo, fam, a lot of people out here are cheating.
Mel asked me what percentage of men
that I think were cheating, and then we got off into the
money thing. These rich men a lot of these women have accepted. When you asked to
that question you only counting the rich men? No. Okay. No no no. We when then we
I said Mel broke niggas is cheating. That's where I thought y'all conversation I was going for mostly but that's
where I thought it really turned up. Yeah broke niggas is cheating. So the wealthy
wealthy wealthy men are cheating.
There's a, I don't know what to call it.
Rich man syndrome.
No, there's a saying that says basically a man is only as faithful as his options.
Chris Rock said that shit.
So a lot of times these rich dudes got a shit ton of options and they explore them.
Okay, so hold on one second here. So when I said something about rich men
and cheating being a byproduct,
everybody just, of that where women just kind of accept it
and turn the other cheek, everybody just jumped
down my throat, that's literally what you're saying right now.
No, we was having a conversation about men in general
and cheating.
Cheating ain't a rich man sport,
broke niggas is out here cheating.
And I understand that, but we had, we originally.
I did some of my best cheating when I was broke.
By the billions, I'ma give niggas out here cheating.
I believe you, I believe you,
because sometimes a broke nigger
ain't got nothing else to slang but dick.
And it's good fucking dick.
Look at his face.
Broke dick is great dick, okay?
But we were originally talking about this particular.
Rich dick is.
I mean.
Yeah, you can speak to that.
Rich dick is limp.
By my experience.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you got a little bit more to prove when you say that
when they leave and get that.
Go ahead girl.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you got it girl anyway.
Maybe I should just say the last rich one was limp,
but before that, no.
Mean Greek bull.
What's it?
Bull for the mean Greek?
No, no.
I'm about to say it.
No.
That nigga was.
I'm not classifying, nope, nope, nope.
Nope, I'm getting the fuck out of there.
Not talking about him.
Not talking about him at all.
Cause you ain't getting no rich niggas this year.
That's the only rich nigga you got.
No. He rich and bad. I'm getting out of there. I'm getting about him at all. Cause you ain't getting no rich niggas this year. That's the only rich nigga you got. No.
I'm getting out of there.
I'm getting out of there.
You don't have to hook rich niggas.
I have, no, actually no.
Man, I have some niggas that hit a couple,
hit some of the work money.
Polis.
Behind her.
What push hit to hit about that?
Tie back, yeah.
Yeah.
That nigga from Star Wars.
You guys know that I missed that era of dating dope boys.
They still outside, man.
Why are you acting like you missed it?
It kind of seems a little, you know.
A little what?
A little past, you know.
No.
Past the moment.
I feel like the moment passed me.
It did. It passed.
And thank you.
She run from so much afraid of being ridiculed
from her peer group.
It has nothing to do with ridicule.
That is all.
That's everything to do with it.
I swear. That's everything to do with ridicule.
Okay, hold on one second there.
Are there really like 50 something year old dope boys still out there?
Aren't they all in jail or dead at this point?
No.
Stop watching TV.
No.
There's a lot of TV.
They was right there.
They across the street.
They was right there.
Across the street.
When you there too.
Point them out.
When you there.
Point them.
Hey listen, next time. I was there when you were there. I heard y'all both was there. They was there. Right across the screen, when you there too. Point them out. When you there. Point them, hey listen, next time.
I was there when you were there.
I heard y'all both was there.
No, I heard y'all both was there.
Next time that you and me are like that,
I was about to say come say hi, bitch.
Never that.
And then point the fucking old, don't point that.
I don't like who you are
when you with your outside friends.
I don't.
I'm the same person.
No you're not.
Yes I am.
I heard y'all VIP in the building.
I get an update every time y'all both go there.
I get an update.
And I get an update whenever you step in there.
You left yourself out.
It's not.
I don't go there.
You forgot.
You forgot.
I don't go there.
Joe, if I walk a lifetime, I stay there for half an hour
and I'm gone.
So you do go there.
Because the crowd is too much.
Oh, OK.
All the fans.
It's empty when I go there.
Shout out to old life after beautiful establishment, man.
Check it out sometimes.
Anyway, that's where me and Mel be at.
Anyway, when it's thick.
Fucking birds, yo.
Go, go!
Oh, shit.
All right, we got to drop.
Then we got to drop.
Anyway, y'all didn't answer your question about percentages.
I don't want to stay on this too long.
I think that-
But wait, what are the percentages?
He was at 90, 90% of men cheat.
I want both of y'all to do it.
Mel said, yo, I know- this is what she- we forgot this part.
Mel says, y'all know mad men that wouldn't even think about cheating.
Because they are fake.
No, you don't.
And that's what I said.
I said, Mel, how do you know that they don't think
about cheating because that's what they said
to they home girl.
When they get around they niggas, they like,
damn that bitch got a fat ass.
I knocked the stuffing out that egg McMuffin.
That's not.
But is that, no.
I'm a what?
You know, Anthony.
No, you had it.
You had it.
What?
Thank you for that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You know what movie that's from? Ish.
Where is that from, please?
Boys in the Hut.
The stuffing out of the Egg McMuffin?
Yeah.
Ish.
I miss that.
It's all right.
Ice Cube told the chick, yo, let me knock the stuffing
out of that Egg McMuffin.
But anyway, fam, when niggas is around they niggas,
they going to talk like niggas.
When they're around the home girls or the women that
are know they wise, yeah, they may not say that.
Okay, but wait, hold on one second here.
Is barbershop talk just,
isn't that just what it is, barbershop talk?
So yeah, oh yeah, I'd hit that, blah, blah, blah.
But is that really thinking about cheating
or is that just not like kind of-
It could be both.
It's contingent upon a dude.
It could be both.
So when I say wouldn't think about it,
that doesn't mean that he's not expressing
that another woman is attractive and that if he wasn't think about it, that doesn't mean that he's not expressing that another woman is attractive
and that if he wasn't with his woman,
that he wouldn't go for that.
I'm not saying that either.
So when I say a guy wouldn't think about cheating,
specifically what I mean is,
putting it in action.
Plans in place to actually do it.
All that he would never.
He's like, nope, I would never endanger.
And to that same exact thing, it could be two.
It could be one person would and one person wouldn't.
My thing to you is you would never ever ever know
based off what that particular man is saying
that it's accurate and true.
It's a million girls out here that would be like,
yo, I would never ever ever, and because we are men,
we know that they do do do.
Their girlfriends would argue that, yo, my girl would never do X Y and Z and we'd be like no. Yes, you know, okay
I know your girlfriend is the slide flip side to both sides. I know I know we've been
Very long time so it's true on both accords. What I'm saying is we have girl that's super faithful on Instagram. We can fuck her
No is we have girl that's super faithful on Instagram we can fuck her no I know niggas that I know niggas that beat I know niggas that fucked I know niggas that had threesomes with the girl that's making the biscuits on Instagram the Chad wife.
Yeah the Chad wife.
The Chad wife.
She Chaded my.
While being a trad wife?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Not all of them but making Christmas ornaments from scratch.
Listen, in no way, shape or form,
am I deluded into thinking that people do not cheat
on their spouses, both women and men.
All you have to do is look at divorce rates
to understand there is a whole lot of motherfucking cheating
going on in relationships.
And they're just the ones that don't work it out.
Right.
Or the ones that don't get caught, or that. Right. And a lot of the ones that don't work it out. Right. Or the ones that don't get caught. Or that.
Right.
And a lot of divorces don't be necessarily as
much as all the cheating.
Not necessarily.
Right.
A lot of it is financial.
But what I'm saying is, dog, my man is the CEO.
How he handled it could have been,
he could have been free and clear.
If I call a girl and have a conversation on the phone
that a girl I ain't supposed to be kidding with,
is that cheating?
It depends.
Depends on who your partner is.
No, no, it depends on what line you and your partner have
in your relationship.
That's it.
Y'all determine what's cheating.
It ain't all just physical.
I'm not asking really for clarity.
I don't cheat, and that ain't where I die.
I die on being inappropriate.
I be inappropriate.
That's the line.
What's the inappropriate?
What has it been in the past?
Now.
Like my girl said that this girl can't come to my birthday
dinner because she was sucking my finger one time.
Which finger?
Not my thumb.
I'm sorry.
Boy.
We were ready to ask this at the time.
Hold on, hold on.
You disagree with that? Well, I wouldn't invite her to the ground anyway. I'm asking you, but if you wanted to ask her to sit this down. You disagree with that?
Well, I wouldn't invite that girl anyway. I'm asking you, but if you wanted to invite her,
you would think that your girl was incorrect?
No, my girl, it's our 60th anniversary.
Holy shit, the deflection is crazy!
Yo, what I'm asking you is,
when the girl sucked on your finger,
did you think that your girl was tripping
for how she responded?
Yes. You serious? Yes. If a girl will suck your finger, did you think that your girl was tripping for how she responded? Yes.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Have a girl who sucked your finger then suck your dick?
But it wasn't my dick.
I know.
You walk in somewhere and you see some niggas fucking finger in your girls mouth and you
are like, hey, what's up?
No, something else.
Wait, huh?
I'm reversing the situation.
She's blanching.
I'm reversing the situation.
Girl, you think it's the same?
You saying something?
I'm literally asking, do You think it's the same?
You saying something?
I'm literally asking, do you think it's the same?
I don't think it's the same.
Not the same, no.
I don't think it's the same.
Cory is nuts.
And I can tell you where I stood in this argument
when we had it.
He's not nuts, nigga.
I may have changed my view since then.
I'm pleased to share.
Please share.
Happy anniversary again.
I love my baby.
That's right. Right, yeah.
However, at the time, she went in my phone
and seen a little fun.
With the same girl?
Well, that's what she's found.
She went in and found me in a strip club.
With your fingers in a girl's mouth.
With an associate who's into the girls like I'm into them.
It wasn't that we was in there into each other.
She was into the girls the way that I'm into the girls
and she on some with the girls.
So was she usually?
So while she was getting a dance with the girl
and I was throwing money, it was feeling like the king.
You see Scarface?
He's a dad, dad.
Yes, he is.
Come on, come on, Joe.
Yo, because no men don't be told what that feeling is like.
Yo, the girls don't understand it.
But at the mob, Lord.
So anyway, I'm throwing the money feeling like Scarface,
and in that, they was looking at each other, oh, lusty.
And then I'm like,
and then she's like.
Oh, that's so unsanitary.
He just took money and put it in his mouth.
And then that was the end of it. And then that was the end of it.
That was the end of it.
How did it get caught on camera?
I was taping it.
Like a dodo.
No, but it was out of fun and jest.
Nothing was happening.
Nothing was happening.
But if your girl lay eyes on shit,
that ain't nothing. I mean, and it was something, baby,
I'm sorry.
But if your girl see it, it's going to just have a different frame in it.
Absolutely it would.
And because, you know, the whole time you probably presented, it's just a homie.
You kind of winning me over.
You're a little bit.
No, I get the girl side.
So my girl made this thing like me and this girl was out, I was trying to fuck this girl,
it's inappropriate, man.
I mean it.
And I was like, yo, it was absolutely none of that,
no matter how many times you say it.
You know what, if it was one night in a strip club,
you know that moment, you cool enough to know that moment.
You know what really did it?
It's the fact that she discovered it.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, fact that she, okay, I don't do the whole thing.
See, women don't feel like that.
If they discover it and it's foul, it's on the table.
And she had no context as to what happens afterwards.
And not just that, to her, like you said,
that's the homegirl, that's your homie.
It ain't never been nothing.
But now she went and looked through the phone
and found this and make you question all,
all right, wait a minute, I didn't know
y'all was getting down like that.
What else y'all doing?
What else don't I know about
because I wouldn't have known about this had I not
went in the phone and found it.
And honestly y'all,
yeah, keep your fingers out of bitches' mouths, man.
Well, I was wrong.
Oh, okay.
Yeah. And I was wrong and that shouldn't happen.
And I don't represent me, my girl or my relationship that way.
I look at it like, yo,
if it's something I would do with my girl standing right next to me
Then I'm cool. She look at it like if I'm not standing right now
You hit him with the prince What? This nigga is crazy, son.
What? This nigga is crazy.
I mean, I'm letting this ride out for my anniversary, too.
Fuck that song, bro. Baby, I love you so much.
This has been the best six years of my life.
Oh, man.
I can't wait to spend each and every day with you
right behind me looking over every single thing that I do.
Oh, man.
Time, time.
I feel so empty when you're gone.
It's crazy.
It's time, chat.
I never want that emptiness, that feeling.
Help me out, friends.
Hey.
You ain't never sucked a nigger finger on a date?
You've never sucked a nigger's finger on some, yo, this how I carry this freaking shit.
Yo, you ain't get none of this pussy yet, but I know you felt what I did to that finger,
boy. Imagine if that was your own dick.
I know you never did that.
I have.
I don't necessarily think it was on his ass.
I'm so shocked.
I'm so shocked.
Makes a noise.
Makes a noise.
I'm so shocked.
Makes a noise.
Yeah, that's why I had to clap for it.
I had to clap for it.
Big male, stop fucking playing with us.
Anyway.
Anyways. Okay. Anyways.
What else needs our attention?
We really got to the bottom of that.
I hate myself.
Oh my god.
You crazy.
Yo, what's wrong with you?
You're drinking fast.
Why?
This is being an issue.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
If she suck your finger, what happen next?
She going to suck your dick, what happen next?
She gonna suck your dick, right?
But listen, there's a lot of things
that your lady can misinterpret that be in jazz, man,
for real, and if they know you-
She sucking your finger?
She gonna suck my dick, yes.
No, but if you suck, like if I play around like that,
you know I play around like that, and you've been there.
You know it's a thing, and I'm recording it.
It's not like you caught me, I'm recording it.
And I would never record that, you know what I'm saying?
I may wanna have shared that with you.
Yo, hey, why you wasn't here?
Look, I did the shit that we did when we was together.
So if you recorded yourself getting some head.
That's different, that's different, that's different.
If I'm recording myself getting head,
how good was the head?
You must've been a tornado, nigga.
You heard, tsunami, you heard? She must have went crazy.
For real ish.
And I wouldn't give my dick suck in front of my girl.
What?
Nothing, I'm sorry.
I would not.
Wait.
Wait, hold on, if y'all jump girl.
I was gonna say, yeah, I mean don't you guys do the experimental other.
Let me jump in bitches.
Lenny.
First of all, we do no such thing as whatever you're saying. I mean don't you guys do the experiment? Let me jump in bitches, Lenny. You know what I mean?
First of all, we do no such thing as whatever you're saying.
Okay.
Let's just make that, yeah.
Okay, okay, hypothetical situation.
If you and your girl both like girls
and you guys have activities,
wouldn't part of those activities be
you getting your nicks sucked by the other girl?
Not at all.
I don't want that girl to touch me at all.
Okay.
I don't want the hired help to touch me at all.
That's what it's called, hired help.
Unless it leaves there or my girl requests her to.
Got it, got it.
I don't want her touching me.
Okay, however it happens.
I want to instruct and be like a live remote.
Hey, now do this.
Okay, let's just say the girl.
I want to light the incense and play the music
and step outside the balcony and come back and see some. I want it.
You wanted some other shit.
Yeah, I don't necessarily want it.
I don't want to do that.
No, no, no, no, get my dick sucked.
Yeah, when niggas get money, it's done.
I like that.
No, I like the broke.
When you was broke, nigga, you got to do music.
You fucked with the man, nigga.
What's up?
Yeah, thank you, itch.
I'm fucking lying.
He was waiting for you to wait in the car. You got some books. Because you made a noise. Yeah, nigga, you front of the man. What's up? Yeah, what's up, bitch? Thank you, itch. I'm fucking lying. Thank you, itch.
Why did the car you got on the road?
Because he made a noise.
Yeah, he made a noise.
That's not the first noise he made.
When you was gross, everybody's laughing.
That nigga is leaping, Lenny Poffer.
You remember him?
That ain't true.
Park, you don't remember him?
No.
He was a wrestler.
Hey, fam.
What else needs our attention?
Or should we tell stories about how faithful we are?
That's funny. For real, because they got us fucked up. All right, well we talk about we talk about the fucking uh, the the CEO
Do y'all ever got caught cheating in person?
No, not in person. No. Yes
mad times
Times but I don't cheat
About the bushes?
With a bat.
With a bat.
With a bat.
And really swung that motherfucker too.
Yeah, I had to save this my side chick.
Crazy, yeah, yeah, yeah.
To save my baby.
Sheesh.
You know how a nigga pull a bat out?
They don't really be head hunting with the bat.
Nigga try to hit you in the leg.
She had the aluminum bat.
Swung for the head.
The real shit.
And it must have been the little league one
because she could swing it efficiently.
Aluminum's always happy.
You get a lot of swings with that motherfucker.
That'll be that happy.
So yes, yes I have.
If you're listening, cheating is not worth it.
Being inappropriate is not worth it.
Being disrespectful is not worth it. The same right being inappropriate is not worth it It's not disrespectful
We have all not worth it the same person you are in front of your lady's face is the same person you should be behind
Our back now you talk that's what I got for you guys
Learn learn from your mistakes. Hey Joe did that so hopefully you won't have to go through that you got caught cheating them
I told y'all the story my viewers you got caught caught
Yeah, I caught caught you got caught giving heads and shit. the story, man. You was. You got caught caught. Yeah, I got caught caught caught. You got caught in the head or some shit?
Yeah, this nigga's wild, boy.
He in the box.
He didn't even hear the door open, friend.
He was intelligent.
You was a nigga, and you're much more.
Nigga didn't even hear the door open.
Pac-Man.
Please.
Nigga, I'd be scared if I hear Greek on my stairs, nigga,
while I'm on the phone, nigga.
How you don't hear the door while you eating box?
Shorty might've been loud.
It was locked in, you was locked in?
Moving right on.
You look like some munchy-ass nigga.
Munchy-chee.
Oh my God.
This boy is in busy lines.
Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo.
Cover my ears with your thigh.
Cover my ears.
That's what it was, that's what it was. Nah, I never been called cheatin'. You was some freaky shit, Freeze. In person. Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, I did. Did she put it on MySpace? You said MySpace. No, I left my MySpace open by mistake.
Same.
Did that one before.
I came home, the printer had ran out of paper.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the conversation.
That shit just, all of them,
was just coming out, you know, you used to cop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The cop and paste.
I still remember my shit.
Yeah, I should.
Come on, show some love.
Your script?
Huh?
Your script. That's it. Nah, I'm good. Come on, you don't use should be. Fine. Show some love. Your script?
Huh?
Your script.
Let's hit it.
Nah, I'm good.
Come on, you don't use it.
You might go help some young nigga out there.
Wait, you still use it?
He married damn near.
He don't know more Mosby's.
No.
But, that's dead.
That's what, all right.
Yo, for black people, damn near married is married.
Yes.
Yeah, really.
Yeah. Yo, we sick, but married. Yes. Really? Yeah.
We sick, but it's true.
No, if you live with your family, you married.
If you move in together, y'all married.
You can't do like you, it's all right.
There's no more come and go as you please.
You gotta consider them for everything.
You married.
Life changed, bro.
Only thing, you get to file taxes separately still.
Fam, when you literally, like niggas call me
and be like, yo, we going such a,
my quote is, I gotta get a permission slip.
I say it all the time.
What about when you don't?
When I don't have to get a permission slip?
When you just go.
When is that ever?
Never.
You have, it's been time where I'm like,
yo let's go such and such.
You call your girl, yo.
Yeah.
I'm gonna slide over here with ice.
I have to get a permission slip.
I'm not frontin'.
I got a guy and I don't feel no,
I don't feel like a bitch by sayin' it.
My girl barked at me last week
because the week before, whatever that was,
that Fourth of July weekend,
she barked at me about goin' out too much.
But that was after the Fourth of July week passed.
So the next week, we in the middle of the fight
about me goin' out too much.
So she held it.
And I went out.
She think that I'm off in the middle of the fight about me going out too much. So she held that. And I went out.
She think that I'm off in the head. That's a smack in the face.
She think I'm off in the head.
We fighting about this and you gonna do
the same thing we fighting about.
That's what she said.
I look at that totally different.
Because you walk in the head.
You're in court, right?
Look, look.
Yo, let me tell you.
Hold up.
Look Cory's face.
If we fought about, if we're in the middle of the fight. that we haven't resolved yet, that's not resolved.
Don't that mean that we're on two different sides of what should and shouldn't happen?
Check this out. So if you're saying I went out too much and I'm saying I did not, what the fuck do you think is going to happen next?
Happy six year anniversary.
That's my baby.
We made it.
I'm going to give you a little jewel.
We made it.
You can have this one.
Give it to me, Freeze.
Don't he agree with you?
Yeah.
You all.
80%.
That's it.
And Corby said, yeah, you right.
He'd be right sometimes.
When?
No, Corby would be right sometimes.
But I'm not.
Wait, y'all. I'm, this is tough.
When it comes to matters of emotion and the heart.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
This ain't a matter.
See, but that's the thing.
This ain't a matter to the heart.
That's a good point.
This is not important at all.
To you?
Hey, you went out a lot last week.
I didn't think so.
No, I didn't.
I'm going out tonight.
It's not important to you. Some people feel like if you're arguing about something, you shouldn't do the same thing
you're arguing about.
But especially in the moment.
The person you're arguing with feels differently.
Okay, so let's resolve that.
Come to our medium, whatever we do to resolve.
So what is the expected, babe?
Did y'all resolve that?
Or y'all still in that fight right now?
Well, I don't dig it down.
She just be back. Well, I'm gonna keep it real.
Hey, yo, I ain't gonna hold you.
I gotta say something. You've been winning me over today.
You can't win.
Look, look, look, look. Act right.
What I'm saying?
A little act right. It do it.
She was home horny, seeing me outside wild,
and it was like, all right, she bugged out.
But now come up here, let me fix it up.
Get a little dose in here.
And that was the end of the fight.
Joe, we bullshit this, though.
I mean, I'm happy a six-yearth anniversary, you look like you're on a new path, but if
you technically think about it, shit be bullshit.
Like if you argue with your girl about something and you're on the opposite side and she does
the same thing that you argue with her about, you're going to lose your mind.
Oh no, she said she's going to carnivals.
She said she out.
She said that's it.
She said, you want to play?
I'll be sparing your punk ass feelings.
And now we gonna play, I'm out.
And I laughed.
You laughed because like, what?
Yeah, right?
Oh no, please don't leave.
What's the matter?
No, she got bread.
Now watch that mouth.
Now you know.
Now we moving on.
Watch your fucking mouth.
That's what I told you.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Watch your fucking mouth. Watch your fucking mouth. Watch your fucking mouth. Watch your fucking mouth. Fuck
Car will be lit car will be lit. I'm a shot that whole car was a private eyes out there should be cheaper
Couple of free couple of mangoes. Yo, watch.
No, Cece.
No, no, don't do that.
Don't do that.
No, no.
Yeah, laugh.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Caribbean goddess.
Laugh.
Laugh at me, say a couple of mangoes.
No, I was just pointing to you to, you know.
I don't know.
Don't point to me.
Freeze.
Last time it was the carnival question came up,
my man sat there and was in deep thought.
Joe had a foot like this.
Nigga started looking up at the paint.
He started looking at the colors of the paint
cause that reminded him of carnival.
He started, I said, Joe, you good?
See here, my girl wanna go to carnival.
That carnival shit, I'm not with that shit neither.
I'm going with two. Hey, we going.
Family trip.
Gotta be a family trip.
Carnival two lit and on top of that.
Hey!
Fuck that flex.
Hey!
That's right, yo.
You better play Trinidadian record.
Hey!
Fuck me, shit.
Fuck Sprout.
I'm gonna share something.
It's coming.
Turn that down a little bit.
Ish, the reason why I say that, because Caribbean people,
people from Caribbean descent, look at carnival
and dancing outside different from how we look at it.
I know, that's true.
So they might not think, if they dancing outside,
they don't think they're doing anything wrong.
Remember we had the conversation about whining,
and they said it wasn't.
So I can understand me, I'm not,
my wife look at, it's just a whine, nigga, wait, what?
I'm not with none of that shit, nigga.
Hey yo, nigga, she showed me a video with Tasha with Twitter that nigga. Yeah, she had a dance with that nigga separately
Her brother sent me to recording. Let me see that what's going on?
Zoom in I'm not with another that shit. Yes was going wine what?
Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Yeah! Finally!
The Rock!
That's culture!
I don't play that shit. They really look at it different.
I had a whole...when I was younger I had a conversation like that.
Yo my nigga, it's
their new layer of swim trough.
It's culture to them.
Me? And last time we got a...
Last time we talked about it we got attacked on the end.
I remember. I remember.
Badly, they was tagging us.
Y'all niggas is bitches, da da da.
It's culture.
Sometimes they dance in front of their significant other.
It's culture.
I'm not with that.
You ain't going to be gyrating on my wife, nigga, holding her waist, nigga, holding your
head and doing this shit.
She looking back at you and all that shit.
Yo, don't do that again.
Joe not with that car. Don't suck no nigga finger.
Why? It was a moment.
It was going to be another one.
It was going to be a few of them.
A couple moments.
You should go to Cardiff though, Joe.
It ain't wise.
It ain't wise.
You should go to Cardiff, man.
I don't know why you don't want to go.
I still can't believe I'm taking the trip with all these
fucking kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I cannot believe that that's happening.
I only got one that's, huh?
You'll be fine, yo.
It's six of them motherfuckers.
They just deep.
What's the ages?
They're teenagers.
Yeah, you good.
Nigga, two would be 18.
That's two 17, one 10, one 11, one 17, and one 24. Yeah, you good nigga to be 18 as to 17
110 111
124 the 24s in the 18th
Yeah, and they got a couple little budget I
Can see the 18 year olds in the 24 year old getting missing
No, I can see the other two in our face.
Yo, they got a little, that's gonna be the adjustment for you.
They got Thursday fish fry out there, that'd be...
I'm gonna go to a fish fry.
No, the Thursday fish fry.
I'm gonna go to a fish fry.
It's where it's at.
Thank you for that.
Yeah, yeah.
That should do be good, them fish fries.
Yeah, nah, they got the trucks.
And the pool on the beach is gonna occupy the younger ones.
Yo, did y'all?
Yeah, but somebody gotta go with them.
That's the problem.
That's the problem, nigga.
The pool's on. But you still gotta be there with them. He's at a villa. It's right ones. Yo, did y'all? Yeah, but somebody gotta go with them. That's the problem. That's the problem, nigga.
The pool's on.
But you still gotta be there with them.
He's at a villa.
It's right there.
Yo, so I'm sitting there saying to my girl
as I'm watching the news,
the news that she don't ever wanna watch,
so I force it on.
Y'all, I can't believe you got me to go on this trip
with all these fucking kids.
Soon as I say it, the ticker on the news says,
not even the ticker, the lady says,
all right, and the body that we just found
in the water in Turks and Caicos,
it was a missing New Yorker.
That was it.
That was it.
Shit.
They had no business.
I didn't know that.
That's why you say that.
Recipiece to that person.
Recipiece.
Recipiece to that person, sorry.
Definitely a recipe piece to that person.
I'm still going, I'm still going.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yo, did you guys happen to see
the story of the young child that was kidnapped?
And dude ran in the house as well?
Where the video came out of the moment
that the child was kidnapped, and the father was there,
and the father ran back in the house and left the kid
outside to run away from the kidnappers. This story was so wild.
You guys don't say it again? The father thought that niggas was coming to kill him.
So yes this is his story. This is why he ran. I get it. But during, there was a white van,
I think it was a truck that kidnapped the kid that was outside in the following.
That good. Yeah.
Jamal, of course it was Jamal.
Tyrell or some shit.
Alright.
Hey hold on.
Alright.
Hurt on the side of the street Friday night.
Look at me once. Hey. You gay a little bit. All right. First on the side of the street Friday night, it starts to move.
Look at Mel once.
Hey, you gay a little bit.
First on the street Friday night, it starts to move as Jamal is spotted riding his bike on the sidewalk returning from a nearby park.
The boy's aunt says her brother was driving the sedan following alongside his young son.
The camera catching the white Jeep turning around, then later blocking the end of their driveway. Two people got out of the Jeep
simultaneously. One who appears to be holding a gun tried following the man
into the house. The other chased the little boy down the driveway. Seconds
later the suspect comes back into frame with Jamal in his arms putting him
on the side of the shed. That's crazy crazy so they did eventually take little Jamal and the dad ran in the house so of
course the comments tore dad up because if you're a father like that who makes
that decision who makes the decision to leave their child out there to fend for
self running from kidnappers while you go in the house like a bitch.
The father doubled down online.
The father was like, yo, the baby's alive, I'm alive.
Clearly I made the right decision.
Fuck y'all motherfuckers,
I thought the nigga was coming to kill me.
He had a gun and don't tell me what to do
unless you've been in that scenario.
Okay.
Can y'all imagine any world, any world, any scenario
where you run in the house and leave your youngest out there
to be chased by kidnappers and taken away potentially?
No.
Distinguished parents?
I can't imagine that.
No.
Off of instinct, dog.
No.
Yeah, you gotta kill me.
Yeah, off of instinct.
If you're coming to kill me, then you gotta kill me. Yeah offer if you're coming to kill me then you gotta kill
Yeah, I will I'm agreeing. I'm on that side. Y'all know where I went the kids
I think a lot of people are gonna say that and like like do said until you actually in that moment
He immediately just thought self-preservation
So maybe try not saying he's right because we all can sit here and say what we would do
And I think I think the number of people that would actually do it
is gonna be lower.
Of course.
Some people will run away from the child.
I've been in the heat of the moment, my nigga,
in real life situations, and it wasn't even my kid.
It might have been one of my niggas.
And instinctively, I went to the danger.
Nigga, you done, anyway.
You ain't saved nothing, nigga. you don't, anyway.
You ain't saved nothing, nigga.
I done watched all of them, nigga.
I know.
Shut up.
He's got his knife, right?
Yo, just a crocodile.
Yo, anyway, yo, no, I just think instinctively, yo, fam,
I'm going with my kid.
Some people will run away.
That's true.
From the instinct, too.
No, to get the person away from the kid.
Yeah, they will run away to have the person follow them to keep the kid safe.
We saw that.
We saw.
That works unless you run in the house and leaving everybody outside.
He ran in the house.
No, I agree.
No, no.
That nigga ain't run in the house and come back with a bang or nothing.
No, he ran in the house.
And locked the door.
And they took Jamal's little ass and drove off.
Yeah.
The two guys split up.
One chased the father into the house and the other one chased the kid directly into the backyard
caught him
Yeah
Yo, you a different type of piece of shit. I ain't gonna hold you. I'm gonna get it safe though. They found the kid
The kid is safe. That's what's important. They find the guys who did it
But fam when you went making those decisions, you don't know that they gonna find that kid safe. That's true
It's true. We from the hood nigga niggas. We know what happens. Mm- safe. That's true. We from the hood niggas, niggas, we know what happens.
That's crazy.
Get a finger mouth back.
Yeah, that's crazy, son.
In a topic that don't have nothing to do with nothing,
I just wrote it down because I thought it was interesting.
Apparently Rick Owens has an OnlyFans page for his feet.
Okay.
All right, come on.
Salute.
Y'all keep supporting me.
I don't wear Rick Owens no more.
Why?
He got bad feet.
I don't wear Rick Owens because of all of the stories that,
rumors slash stories that exist about his wife.
I don't know any of this.
What's what's happening.
Neither.
What's the, what's the rumors?
Yeah.
They say that, have you ever seen his wife?
No, I haven't.
Oh.
I don't even know what he looks like.
Oh, you should look them both up.
I'm about to already.
You should look up Rick Owens and his wife.
Looking up Rick Owens and wife.
But what the rumor is, is that she be on some
Satan, Devil Worship,
Oh wow.
Evil 666 type.
Yeah.
I mean.
Just, there's a word.
Oh that's that, I've seen posts about her before.
I didn't know that was his wife though.
That's Rick Owens' wife.
And I don't know if those things are true.
Holy shit. But watching her at all of the fashion events, I don't feel comfortable.
I don't...
Yeah, I don't feel comfortable. I didn't know that was his wife though. Again, I don't know any of those things to be true,
but with Rick Owens and how his clothes
present, coupled with some of what the rumored beliefs are
with him and his wife.
I'm not wearing Rick anymore, I'm sorry.
It's a couple of them I'm not.
I'm not wearing chrome just because
y'all overdid it for nothing, absolutely nothing.
And now chrome used to be like Ferrari
where we only making 10,000 pieces this year,
but because of mass manufacturing,
the fashion industry is fucked up right now.
Because of mass manufacturing,
and because of what the aftermarket,
the secondary market does,
you got niggas making fake chrome,
or chrome is now making 200,000 pieces
to serve to the secondary market.
So you're seeing people sell chrome bundles
for like 80 and 90 grand.
It's like, stop, stop, stop, stop stop stop it's a mess some of the fashion
industry is a mess I don't talk about it cuz I know we don't give a fuck about
it up here but one day I'm gonna have some of these fashion niggas come in
and speak to it. It's interesting I don't know anything about it but it's interesting. Yeah yeah so I just thought that once I think Rick Owens had a
OnlyFans for his fee I'm like alright enough is enough enough is enough of you two I'm
done with you two now.
Also in other news, that has nothing to do with none, people are saying that Dr. Bryant
was even lying in the Paul Pierce video about homeboy,
they're saying that she get.
Huh?
How'd they find that out?
What?
So she made up the nigga?
That's what people are saying.
Again, I don't know
it to be true, but this is an entertainment show and I'm not
fact checking none of this shit. I read it, get a good chuckle,
and decide to give it to y'all
or keep it moving. That's funny.
But, I mean, it wouldn't shock me.
At all. And it would explain
a lot more. It would explain a lot more.
Yeah.
So, shout out to her if she...
Salute.
That's funny though.
Both you bitches pussy, I think y'all should scissor.
Hey.
Let's see, what else do I have here?
I was randomly thinking about our Summer Walker conversation
that we had months ago.
Y'all don't think summer crack 250 when she dropped.
I was wrong on the 300s, but do y'all think that she'll crack 250?
I don't think so. No, no, no.
Unless some, if she has a massive hit.
We don't hear a song that is giving you all that.
If there's, there could be some song that makes me change my opinion.
I think summer gets close to 250, even if there's no song to come.
And I know I could be a summer stan.
Yeah.
I don't think, I don't see that happening.
She needs a, a, a.
Monster?
Yeah, a smash.
I bet anybody up here that she do more than 230.
230 I'm willing to, I'm willing to stand on.
I don't have some of those.
Cause I'm saying close to 250.
So maybe 230, 240, shit, 225 even.
Let me see, what was her last one?
Yeah, you brought up last time.
Oh yeah, 166.
Yeah, 166.
I stand on that, she'll break 220 next time.
Album will be coming probably what,
towards the end of the year?
You think, or early next year?
She's a fourth quarter act now.
Yeah, she's definitely here.
She's a fourth quarter act now. So getting ready to do the tour. The tour starts, you think, or early next year? She's a fourth quarter act now. Yeah, she's definitely a fourth quarter act now.
So, getting ready to do the tour.
The tour starts, I think it just started
in the United States.
So.
What was her biggest release, Parks?
The last one, 166.
166, yeah that one.
Or it's about to start or something.
She only got two albums, both of which I think are.
They're great.
Classics or cult classics, one or the other.
Definitely cult classics.
You motherfuckers short, well goddamn. We damn we care that clips did 90 I care a lot
Oh, yeah, it's fine. I care a lot. Let me hit the round of applause
Not only for the clips
But for the culture
Like I'm taking part in this I'm taking part in this as a cultural moment
I'm taking pride in this as a nigga that was there for the mix tapes and the old shit
like it means something to me to see a
Project with
notes a project done in a hip-hop kind of way no single not trying to
a project done in a hip hop kind of way, no single, not trying to conform for y'all, perform for y'all. I'm making this for who I'm making it to and I do see a trend with a couple of acts saying
hey this ain't for y'all to listen to. Reema said that, Reema who I love recently put out a whole
diatribe on Instagram saying y'all fought with my label to release this
Project because the label wanted me to do xyz, but I wasn't making it for those people. I need to find it
That's how powerful was i'm gonna find that remus uh statement, but
the clips
W w hip-hop w culture
W fans their second highest, uh first week besides the first up
Which was 122. It's not even far off for that with grinding. You know I mean first your first album in over 15 years
like
Just to be able to come out and do that
Fuck up Cory
I love these shorts you missed the section early Weston. I'm wearing my short shorts. They fixed the camera angle so that.
No, I heard it outside when you were talking about it
last week saying that the older I get,
the shorter I want them.
No, I'm saying I'm wearing my shorts,
not the older I get, but I'm wearing my shorts.
But you said that outside, so what I'm saying is that.
I'm in the gym, I'm working out,
I'm feeling good about myself and my body
and my health and my breathing.
We support you, man, but fix your shorts.
Yeah, no, I'm wearing my shorts.
And those long ass shorts look doofy as hell.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
I got nice thang.
I got nice black American thangs.
Yo, what I told you about that?
Let me see your shits.
Where, my thangs?
There you go, where your Olaf's, nigga?
Anyway.
I got the Raptors Olaf.
Oh, that's not the rap, who that?
The Dragons.
Oh no, the Dragons got the Raptors colors.
T-Wax. Oh, Jesus.
They stole the Raptors colors. Yo, you gotta stop that shit.
Yo, they stole the whole everything.
They got little Raptors on the side of them.
Oh, and he got a jazz hat that's not Utah.
No, that's not jazz.
It's blues.
Not even jazz.
Yo, Flip, yo, I love Flip.
Hey yo, listen, just cause you tried to cater to New Balance
and get the Alpha Sphere.
Let me see if there's anything else I have here.
Oh, we were speaking about cheating
and divorce and all this other shit.
Did you guys get a look at Michelle and Obama?
What happened?
I saw some of it.
Michelle and Barack.
They did a Red Table talk?
No.
Yeah, they made a podcast appearance on Michelle's podcast with Michelle and her brother.
And they addressed their divorce rumors.
Did they really?
Kind of, yeah.
No, they didn't.
I didn't think they did at all.
She basically said in no way, shape, or form, have I ever considered divorcing this man?
It's never going to happen.
That's's what she
said that didn't tell me anything at all she's also said at one point she left
him alone and they called it quits at one point before they said that there
was a ten-year period in which she said it was a ten-year period but she didn't
really like him all that much but I think that happens over the course of like a 30 year marriage
where you don't necessarily like your or love or whatever. Like I think that there's an
ebb and flow and shit like that.
For 10 years?
You think it's going to be a 10 year period?
I don't know. Maybe it was during fucking perimenopause. I don't fucking know.
No, please ask it. That makes sense.
Go ahead.
Fam.
You think you can be with somebody for 30 years and not like them for 10 years straight?
I mean, I don't know if she meant 10 years straight.
You could love somebody and not like them.
For 10 years?
How old were the kids?
Fuck this, we talking about.
Some motherfuckers will hold it.
Yo, things can last, ish.
What?
Things can last.
Like, that nigga's like you-
Yo, dog.
People will be, hold on.
If you don't like your fucking-
You're a significant other for 10 years.
For 10 years, then divorce is on the table.
Well, yes, but.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Or it should be, it should be.
I need to know the 10 years,
because was this president eight of course 10 years ago?
Of course not, it's always when he unemployed.
He was never unemployed.
Wasn't it?
He lost his job.
He's always been that man.
Didn't you say you had like some people that
when the kids got 18, they divorced or some shit like that?
One of my tenants.
It could be a situation like that
where we staying together for the kids.
I don't like you, and when I get,
or they might've laid on down the line,
was able to work that shit out.
But I don't like you right now.
We're not on the same page, we're not vibing,
but we got kids and we trying to do that for the kids.
I've listened to several couples that I know
that are like long-term marriages and it's like it
Like they have moments where it's just like they can't keep their hands off of each other and then
Next year and a half two years. They're like fucking roommates and then they're pissed off at each other
But it's just like and it is a moment that bring you guys back to a sense of devotion and
Commitment and also not wanting to fucking be outside. This is their person regardless of what happens.
It's their person.
So.
Got you.
And maybe there was some exaggeration in 10 years
we didn't like each other.
They gaslit on us.
I believe that too.
I would hope so.
They went on that podcast and gaslit us.
Or it was just, yo, we gon' put something out there
and tell them shut the fuck up.
That's all.
That niggas took like y'all don't be livin'.
They got tired of the talk.
No, but they sat down and said,
oh, people think that when they don't see us together
for a while, that we're going through stuff.
Take it away, Flip.
That ain't just why people were saying that,
cause they didn't see y'all together for a while.
They were saying that cause they was listening to Michelle
on her book tours and podcast runs,
speak in a way that we not used to hearing
a married woman
speak about their husband.
That's why we were saying that.
And at the same time, not seeing him.
He's right.
It wasn't just they ain't together.
They gas lit the shit up.
Michelle was saying some shit.
She was.
And listen, I hope they fine.
Don't get me to...
But even if they not, I could see him saying, yo. And if they ain't fine, I want to know that they ain't fine. Don't get me to. But even if they not, I could see him saying, yo.
And if they ain't fine, I want to know that they ain't fine.
That ain't nobody's business.
Well, that don't change me wanting to know it.
I want to know that the fucking marriage
began to get a little rocky when her fees went up,
to Mel's point about how these ladies are acting once they were able to get their own coin.
I mean...
She got a bank account after 1976.
I'm saying after that, after that, bro, eight years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got it.
$253,00 for a pop-up.
You think women need their own money, man?
Like.
Yes, I do.
Like what y'all gonna do?
Like what?
Like what do you do with y'all?
Save it for a rainy day.
What do you do with your own money now that you?
Now that I'm what?
Now that you can make your own money.
Like now that you get a bank account.
I seen you post something yesterday,
hey women, today's the anniversary of when
we can get a credit card or some shit you wrote. Yeah, yeah it
was the anniversary of women being able to open their own bank accounts without
the signature of their husband or fathers. Make some noise for that.
I'm with you. I'm with you.
I'm fine.
That was it.
I don't have a follow-up.
You ever seen American Pimp?
American Pimp?
I can't say that.
Is it a documentary?
What made you bring that up in this conversation?
Yeah, how's that relevant?
Connect it for us, please.
You say, yo, I'll leave him looking pretty and all that, but no dogs.
That's your man? That's your man? I'll leave him looking pretty and all that, but no dogs. No dogs.
No dogs.
No dogs.
That's your man?
That's your man?
That's your man?
No.
No.
No.
Y'all need a lot of help.
You see, when you agree with Quentin,
it's also a problem.
I wasn't agreeing with him.
No, well, he agreed with you.
He agreed with you.
Bro, we are on an entertainment podcast.
We are supposed to entertain.
We'll hide an entertainment podcast. We are supposed to entertain you. Well, I'll be behind that one.
What else needs our undivided attention?
It appears that Shannon Sharp has settled.
Let's make some noise, make a round of applause for that.
This is just breaking, but it says here, let's see.
This is from Busby.
On April 20th, 2025, the Busby law firm filed a complaint in Nevada making several allegations
against Shannon Sharp on behalf of our client.
Both sides acknowledge a long-term consensual and tumultuous relationship.
After protracted and respectful negotiations, I'm pleased to announce that we have
reached a mutually agreed upon resolution. All matters have now been
addressed satisfactorily and the matter is closed. The lawsuit will thus be
dismissed with prejudice."
Hmm.
Man, oh man.
I wonder how much that cost him. Yeah. A lot. I don't know if the... Hmm
Yes a lot I
Don't know what was she asking for?
Some stupid wasn't like 50. Yeah 50 million
but the the tone of the
Conversator that release doesn't sound like you probably paid them. I mean, it's gonna be a lot but he's paid
I'm not saying you pay a lot but he paid. Yeah, he paid. I'm not saying he didn't pay nothing. He just said no.
If you paid five to a girl that's, how old was she, 19, 20?
I'm not aware.
She was 22 at this point.
19 when they started dating.
Do y'all think the settlement was seven figures?
A thousand percent.
Yeah, right.
I think it was eight.
A thousand percent.
I don't know about that.
I don't think it was eight.
I don't think it was eight.
I don't know if he got eight to pay
Think what's up here once he had eight to lose
might have a ten
Maybe I don't be lump-sum. I don't think so because like I said that in the press statement says they had a
motorist relationship
Consensual right now it says consensual. Yes. Before it did not. Right. It did not. So that says. I hate, I hate all this. Yeah. I'm not, I don't want to talk about it because I hate it. I hate it all too much. If he's happy, I'm happy. If she's happy, I'm happy. Yep. But this is disgusting. I think he's opening the door. For other people to keep. A bunch of these. Well that's why it's there. The door is open.
Yeah that door is open.
What does it say that it says consensual now?
What does that do?
Does that sort of take?
It's so confusing.
It don't clean them up no more.
It don't clean them up the way that they intend to clean it.
Clean them up because you're 22 years old.
So you had consensual sex with a 22 year old
and in the eyes of the public you still a old creep.
Yeah but now you can go to ESPN and go to Boost Mobile
and wherever you're getting your shit from
and say, yo, this ain't that, and that ain't this.
Which is great, because if that didn't deserve
to be in your jacket, it shouldn't be in your jacket.
Unfortunately, there's no way to take it off your jacket.
And that's what I don't like about it.
That's what I don't like about this.
When this case came up, do you feel that he took a hit content wise?
He took a hit.
Absolutely took a hit.
Was it visible?
Yes.
Yes.
A big hit.
I think it was hot as fish grease, bro.
Yeah.
It's gonna take a lot,
let me not speak for him.
Even with that, like.
But he was hot.
He was hot as fish grease.
And it take a while to get,
a lot of things in the universe gotta be working
for you to be that hot.
So for a woman that you had consensual sex with
to just throw a fucking wrench in that.
And you remember right before,
it's not fair, it's not right.
Right before the lawsuit came out,
they were saying that.
He was supposed to have like that nine figure deal?
Pushing that he was about to sign a hundred million dollar deal. He was, ESPN rumored was supposed to have like that nine figure deal. Push it that he was about to sign a hundred million dollar deal.
He was ESPN rumored was supposed to be getting rid of all of those shows to
make way to put him in the slot.
That's what you looking at a potential hundred million dollar deal and now
that deal might be off the table because now everybody gonna lowball you.
Yeah, y'all got thirty four.
It's fine.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm a hundred. It's probably not.
100 is pricing.
100 ain't what it was.
100 ain't in your future.
Fuck you talking about.
Maybe 40.
He should be able to sue somebody.
Yep.
Who?
Well there's nobody, maybe there's nobody for him to sue.
And even if you could sue, what you gonna get?
Nothing.
What you gonna get?
You ain't gonna get your hundred million dollar deal back.
You're not gonna get a million dollars.
I'm just saying, what's lost,
you're never gonna be made whole for that.
Yeah, bro, that shit is...
That's some scary shit.
Be careful out there.
You gotta be careful.
Be careful, be careful.
Control your urges, nigga, that's just a sign of it.
Especially if you rich.
Especially if you rich.
Yeah, you right.
I see broke niggas do stupid shit all day.
Yeah, but you know what?
It's not, it's not. Yeah, but you know what?
It's not, it's not.
It's really not especially if you rich, because you see broke niggas do stupid shit all day,
yeah.
But let that broke nigga fall into some money, then they come out the woodwork from back
then.
But you don't have to have the discernment when you broke because you don't know that
the richness is going to ever come.
Yeah.
So you can be reckless.
You kind of got it.
We've all been reckless.
You know, you can kick the glass, you can go into the crib, chill there, she open the door,
she see you in the bed,
what the fuck you doing?
Get out, you leave, nothing,
take like, a lot of shit broke niggas do
and get away with it.
What you did.
That was a mad specific.
I never did that.
No.
I've been married for too long.
No, that's peace.
But I know niggas that do that.
I got a part of the show here for you gentlemen.
And lady.
And lady. This is from this is from RF Gonzalez.
Alright.
What's happening?
This says the dilemma.
What's up to the cast?
First time long time.
Here's the deal.
I work with my kid's mom along with the woman that got in between us two.
Fuck. We met the woman.
Yeah, I thought this question was appropriate for today's part.
We met the woman working there, got kind of close.
Kids same age.
Problem starts in parentheses as a man where I didn't close the deal the first
time around.
She's in a relationship, work parameters,
shredded real lightly in parentheses, or hee hee.
Hee hee.
Hee hee.
What?
What?
Hee hee.
Hee hee.
Hee hee.
Yo, arrest this man.
Hey, shredded real lightly, or he he he wrote that.
Deaded it.
Yeah, deaded it.
Three years later, the woman is coming back around with more fervor than ever.
Question is, finish the mission or leave it alone out of respect of my son's mother and the history behind it.
Topic I guess, foregoing certain situations, for betterment of the greater good.
Obvious answers, yes. No. Their yes period. No comma their feelings. I don't understand that.
Their oh their feeling. I don't understand that.
Oh, their feelings, no, their feelings, their problem.
That's what I'm saying.
Obvious answers, yes.
Or, no, their feelings, their problem.
Distinguished panel, how do we help this gentleman?
I would need a little bit more info, but.
Well, I'm not fucking nobody at work.
Yeah, I was gonna say from starters.
I'm not fucking nobody.
Leave that alone. I'm still trying to figure out. Please say the woman that came between us work. Yeah, I was gonna say no from starters. I'm not fucking about it. Leave that alone.
I'm still trying to figure out.
He said the woman that came between us.
That's why I was.
Yeah.
But then he said something about not sealing the deal.
Which means he didn't fuck.
He got close to fucking, but he did.
He he.
He he.
He he.
But was this woman working there
at the time that this happened?
It is, they're broken up?
Yeah, I'm lost.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's not.
And they might be still.
Well, that might, she might be why they broke up.
I'll read the first sentence again.
Yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
First time, long time, here's the deal.
I work with my kid's mom along with the woman that got in between us two.
We met the woman working with, got kind of close, kids same age.
So it sounds like this girl is the reason that him and his baby mom broke up and they
all work together.
Yeah.
And now Shorty is doubling back with some more fervor ready for him to seal the deal.
And they still work together.
Yeah, leave it alone.
Leave it alone.
But him and his baby mom broke up.
I don't care.
That's how this sounds.
That's why he's saying...
Should he finish the deal now?
Yeah.
Or is the...
You bugging.
Why?
Leave it alone, big boy.
Him and his baby mom have broken up. You work with the chicks. I'm still there. Should he feel it, yeah, or is the... You bugging. Why? Leave that alone, big boy.
Him and his baby mom have broken up.
You work with the chick.
I'm still there.
Sometimes the brick of wood gets out of favor.
I mean, if you lost your girl over the girl...
Yeah, I'm gonna get socks off.
And you didn't even bug.
You might as well.
And it better be five.
It's three vowels.
I-O-U.
She did, I did already.
Yeah, but you also still have to co-parent with this person.
Yeah, picture, I'm a little dreamy.
I have to do, I'll pick him up.
Hey, listen.
Wait, in co-parenting world,
you can't say a word about who I'm fucking.
No, you can't.
You can act funny and deny my kid.
And that could be enough of a problem for him.
You can act funny and deny my kid.
That's what I'm thinking.
Is it worth it?
Yo, he ain't say he about to be in a relationship with the chick,
he said he's about to clean her cloth.
And then she start acting funny around the job now.
Yeah.
Start creating problems. You know how it go if you clean a cloth properly.
Baby Mom is going to figure it out.
It might not be a position of power.
I ain't saying nothing about power.
I'm not fucking nobody.
I'm not saying that they could be equals.
I'm not saying nothing about power.
If we work together, I'm cool.
Now she want to start.
Depends on what kind of work you all do. Yeah, I ain't going to say no. we work together. I'm cool now. She wanted
Bullshit nigga she could sit there now. She want to start playing with you with your baby mom She's acting funny at the job. She want to let her know that you're knocking it down a business same department
Don't ever do that again
What if they work in a different department? Like how do you even put like...
Different floor.
Like we think.
Whole different building.
Let her answer, y'all.
Air on the side of caution.
Don't do it.
Yeah, sorry.
Talking about the kids.
Use your best touch.
Sounds messy.
Co-parenting.
If it feels like it could be bad.
If it sounds messy, feels messy.
I'm being silly.
Hurt feelings.
Kids involved.
Or could get you in trouble later at the job.
Hurt feelings.
Kids involved.
You should not have sex with nobody at the job. Yeah, no. Unless you about to marry them, man. or hurt feelings, kids involved. Hurt feelings, kids involved.
You should not have sex with nobody at the job.
Yeah, no.
Unless you're about to marry them.
If you're just going to be a quick fling for a little bit,
it's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
And it may be ill.
Depends on the job.
It may feel good.
It may motivate you.
You crazy?
I think it's a city in front of you.
You think I'm crazy?
I've never fucked a girl I've worked with.
You ain't had no job. I had a job. You just said earlier you. I've never fucked a girl I've worked with. You ain't had no job.
I had jobs.
You just said earlier, I never had a job.
That wasn't nice in the stock room, man.
Knock it off.
Hold on, hold on.
What's up, Nights on the Floor?
What's up, Nights on the Floor?
I worked at KB Toys, nigga.
There's some nice ones out there, bro.
And guess what?
And Chris Durant.
The register wasn't bad either.
Exactly.
If Chris Durant was selling them TVs,
threw you some Yamen, at 17, 18 dude I was selling them TVs threw you some yami at 17 18 you was gonna have discernment yes yes is what
I'm telling you I know that's unbelievable yes if I'm if I don't want
to fuck I ain't fucking no I'm not saying I said it was nothing in that
way is one to fuck the job listen I'm telling you about ish I'm telling you
about the jobs that I had I can't speak for nobody else.
The Wiz Sears, JCPenney, and the post office,
there was nothing there that was working.
But now, let's say, if one of them
let somebody down, them would have been in the Sears, what?
Let it been somebody there that you would have fucked.
Exactly.
Oh, then I'd have fucked them back in the day.
That's what we saying.
That's why I said it depends on the job.
But today, no, I don't think you should fuck
nobody you work with.
Depends on the job.
All right.
No, no job today do I think you should fuck somebody
you work with.
Depends on the job.
The whole getting busy.
Fucking Amazon workers.
Nigga, them workers everywhere.
He's fucking the fuck out.
Everywhere they getting busy.
Restaurants.
Everywhere.
Pre-wheres office.
Nigga, the hospitals, them doctors is bussing all the RNs. Well, he's on the nursing. All my RN homegirls be like, yo, I'm fat. But they get a hospital.
Some doctors.
All the nurses, all my home girls be like, yo, I'm fat.
This doctor, he rich.
They busting.
They.
What?
That's power.
That's a lot of people.
That's a lot of people.
I'm not sure because they not necessarily.
They not they bosses.
The pit.
Yes.
Power dynamics work in the hospital.
Oh, you're the pit.
Yes. Yes. Yes. yeah, you can't fuck all right. No
Word. Oh, maybe yeah, you can't fuck maybe fucking them doctors dog
Tell you right
Fuck no, that's no how does it cause it's like that come up with a girl telling I just curious
Hey, yeah, I'm yeah. Yes like that. Yo, I fucking this doctor. Yes, like that. Yo, I'm at this doctor, yo. Uh, uh, uh.
You're very candid.
Yeah, you make everybody feel comfortable.
Yeah.
My own girl.
God, you're a magnet.
Magnet of comfortability.
I'm just glad.
I'm a magnet.
I'm going to call you about some shit.
Yo, hey.
You got a lot of female friends.
I don't.
You don't?
I do not.
No, I do.
You said, hm, now?
I didn't say nothing.
Slow down.
Yo, I left you alone today.
You should. Oh, here's an update on that kidnapping Jamal situation.
Okay. The kidnappers were reportedly targeting Jamal White's mother first as she was allegedly a well-known drug dealer who flaunted cash.
But when she wasn't home and the father ran, they grabbed the seven-year-old Jamal instead as a ransom. Yeah. A $100,000 ransom for his return. She paid it. The kid's home safe.
Doesn't say but he's home safe. The kid's home safe. I wouldn't give a fuck
what they was intentions was. You ain't gonna snipe, I'm not leaving my baby out there.
You're a bitch-ass nigga to leave your kids outside. Let's go. Sound like she a little realer than him.
Probably. I'm with you on that. You can't leave your kid outside.
Fuck you talking about, B.
Can't leave your kid outside getting chased
by the kidnapper with a gun, and you inside.
Under the century.
You in the under century.
What you wearing in the house?
Hey yo son, jump the gate!
You in the window looking.
No!
What are you talking about?
Get the lights.
Get the lights.
Fuck you.
Fuck us, we talking about.
Jump now!
Jump now!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, you fell!
Fuck you, you fell! Fuck you, now, now! Fucking fell!
Yo, he fell, damn!
That nigga is a bad father.
Who?
Fuck, you're talking about, he jumped the gate.
No, I said that's some bitch shit to be
looking in the window.
He probably came outside after they left
to look to see where he went.
Fucking ass nigga, yo.
He saw them leave, cause he was looking out the window.
Yo, I know who that was, yo.
That was Lil' Curtain, though.
They got Julia.
Like, what?
Yo, we gonna get them niggas, yo.
Come on, nigga.
Stop.
What's your weekend plans?
Work.
Work.
What work?
What you got going on now, Mel?
I'm gonna do tonight's conversation.
Oh yeah, I saw that. I did see that. Shout out to you,? I'm gonna do tonight's conversation. Oh yeah, I saw that.
I did see that.
Shout out to you, Mel.
Shout out to tonight's conversation.
Fire, fire, fire.
You're doing it live, right?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that should be it.
Are you gonna give something up,
or you just do it up here?
Listen, I will see what happens.
I don't know how it's gonna fucking go.
You have a game plan going into it, Mel?
I have zero game plan other than just, you know,
showing up and being you.
Showing up and being you
Showing up and being me, thanking the audience for
Wait, it's a nice conversation
Yeah
Those are niggas
Wait a minute
Here we go
You're fucking crazy
It just clicked
Melissa Ford
What?
Explain it to me.
Explain what?
Does Ish ever explain when he goes on another fucking podcast?
That's nasty!
That's nasty!
I mean, I...
I'm saying we're the same!
Yo, that's...
Don't look away now.
Don't look away now.
Don't look away now, pussy.
Well you go on with the fucking ops,
so you're right, we're not the same.
Whoa!
Guns is out.
And now we'll wait till Ish comes out of the bathroom.
I love when we like bump into something that is by mistake.
I didn't hear what she said, what she said?
Something about ops, hanging out with ops.
Yeah, something she does.
She just throw you in the bus.
First of all, what is the problem with me
doing tonight's conversation?
Problem none.
Okay.
Your body, your choice.
There's no problem with you doing tonight's conversation.
Okay.
Why it's a talking point is because tonight's conversation
is that podcast that had all the trouble
with Homeboy that you like, right?
What's his name? You couldn't keep his name out your mouth for a whole week and then he was
talking slick for a little bit so we had to put that name on ice but Homeboy. Shout to the people
from tonight's conversation. I'm not shouting on them niggas. I don't know them niggas.
I don't know them. Why am I shouting them out? Okay. The shout out was a courtesy when I didn't
know y'all but I don't know, nobody have to shout you niggas. I fuck you niggas. Okay. Yeah, the shout outs was a courtesy when I didn't know y'all, but I don't know, no man have to shout you niggas,
I fuck you niggas.
Okay.
Oh shit.
One of my friends is on the panel currently.
His name is Mike Reed.
So, going on the pod.
I'll wig out.
I'll wig out.
My son with the dark mode.
What the fuck?
Shout out, it's shout out for when it's shout out.
Everybody ain't gotta get a shout out.
Some of you niggas take a shout out for granted,
which is why y'all get crazy.
Do you think that you might have mistook
in the class I'm saying?
I don't give a fuck.
You do that a lot.
You miss, a nigga might have said something,
you know they say, I remember that whole shit,
and you might have missed,
the nigga might have just said it in jest,
cause he fucked with niggas up here,
and you just take it.
Nah, it was a little too slick homeboy.
It was a little too slick.
And I ain't the only one that felt like that.
I'm riding for my man too.
But, that was your people that that was uh, ousted. He wasn't ousted.
He wasn't. No, he wasn't ousted. No, he was like, he was one of the biggest draws. No,
they just fixed it. No, they had a contractual disagreement and he decided, he decided to
walk away. That's your friend though. We're cool.
Cool enough for you to do the show,
even after that or after.
He's not gonna give a shit.
He didn't give a shit.
But you don't give a shit.
He doesn't give a shit me to be on the show.
But you know I'm asking you.
I don't care about him.
I don't know that nigga.
I'm asking you.
It's a strange question because he wouldn't care.
Like there's no.
It's the answer to the question.
Say yeah, you don't care.
You don't gotta be politically correct.
Yo, if he don't feel no type of way,
I don't feel no type of way.
They asked me to come on the show.
Okay, then there we go.
What I'm telling you is you don't gotta tiptoe.
Yo, dog, it's not that serious of a deal.
That's literally what I'm trying to say
is it's not that serious.
When is this?
This weekend.
Sunday.
Saturday and Sunday. When is this? This weekend. Sunday. Saturday and Sunday.
What time Saturday?
Uh.
There's only one way to fix this.
Five and eight.
There's only one way.
They do two shows.
There's only one way.
Oh, I do one.
They do two, I do one.
To five o'clock I might be able to,
I'm gonna come see what's going on with you.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna come see what's going on with you. I'm gonna come see what's going on over there.
Don't worry about it.
Tonight's conversation.
Ain't that a relationship show?
No, it's about everything, just the relationship pieces.
Got it.
Yes, and I will keep my mouth shut
during the relationship portion of the conversation.
Does that make you feel better?
No, your body, your choice.
You should be able to speak freely
about anything that you want.
People seem to have a fucking problem with that.
No, no, that's part of why I had you,
to be a relationship expert up here.
I mean, like, burnout is real.
Good vibes, y'all.
Good vibes, good day.
Yeah, good vibes.
Hey.
Thought you was going Jersey.
Huh?
Thought you was going Jersey, y'all.
No, in the beginning, I did that already now more than me
Oh, no, no, I'm on some pocket
All these nigga tweets have just made me play all the Foxy's catalog
Damn, I wish
Yo, keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there till the next time I bid you a do farewell
Adios, areva dirty. I still a beast to our voice so long. Goodbye or simple head novels suffice. Remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make
this one last as if it's all we have.
Last but certainly not least
The baddies are insecure, the stagnant women want to travel
The closed minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it
Tomorrow I'm celebrating my anniversary all weekend man
That's what I got going on
Thank you, thank you, I'm prepping for my trip next week. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y'lank like Foxy Brown man Take it back to what we said goodbye If I Don't give a shit
Stop playing with Foxy Brown, man
Y'all stop playing with Foxy Brown
They ain't Maldiv, that's what you're doing
Hey
Hey
I'm a beaut
Like I do
Everybody
Wait a minute
Remember Marcy, remember the sweet dreams Remember the Coco Lee, remember sacred I'm about it Wait a minute!
Yo, y'all be safe out there, head on a swivel.
Let's try to make it back home to our families, that's all that really matters.
Y'all have a good time.
Summer is moving fast, it's moving fast.
Shout out to the parents out there, shout out to my mom.
My mom got COVID, shout out to her.
Feel better mom, yeah, it's still out there y. Yeah, it's still out there, y'all.
It's still out there, be careful.
Purse up.
Come on, love you, feel better.
Love you, Miss Faye.
Call me, I got the care package on deck.
You know the vibes.
Here you go.
Wait a minute.
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Well fold that up right now!
Don't look away now!
Pussy!