The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 881 | "We The Hood"
Episode Date: November 26, 2025The JBP kicks off its latest episode with a recap of Marc Lamont Hill's Friendsgiving which included a spades game against Joe (11:04); before each member discusses their plans this holiday season (42...:50). Shedeur Sanders is the first Browns QB since 1999 to win his first career start (1:03:11), the room reacts to Juelz Santana's comments about math vs. reading for the youth (1:15:18), plus Joe makes a phone call to Maino (1:26:20). Campbell's Soup executive called its products food for 'poor people' (1:38:11), the state of The Need to Know Podcast (1:44:52), the Cash Money Reunion Tour (2:12:24), and Marc gives shares the news of legends we lost in the past week (2:33:26). Also, the cast reacts to the viral clip of a sidechick jumping into the casket at a funeral (2:38:27), Mario gets groped during a concert (2:54:12), Lil Uzi Vert leaves Atlantic Records (3:06:46), the Do's and Dont's on Thanksgiving (3:34:27), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Mario - "Still In Love" Ice | Don Trip - "Walk 'Em Down" Parks | De La Soul (feat. Black Thought) - "EN EFF" Ish | Symba & Dr. Clips - "I AM" Marc | Noname (feat. Devin Morrison) - "Hundred Acres"
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I never even knew that that thing had it off.
That's the nest, right?
The temperature, that's a nest.
You don't use off on a nest.
You don't use off on a nest.
You don't know thermostat.
Not supposed to do that.
Yeah.
Especially in the winter time.
Corey didn't have options in jail.
They didn't have the jail nest.
He's trying to get it to feel like...
He was in a nest.
It was a nest.
Coy, they could get some good central air, man.
I don't know.
I had to have a fine to a chick
but I haven't done 30 years in jail.
Like, well, jail talks about the budget
that's a 25 years.
Boy, she might have liked that.
Right.
That's why she laughed.
The way Joe talks about you.
It wasn't quite.
I wish y'all stopped dating chicks that listen to the pod.
Then it wouldn't have to worry about it.
That's the easiest way for them.
That's the easiest way.
I'm going to talk.
Mine going to listen to it in my face.
She's going on Patreon.
She's listening to it at the party.
I know, y'all.
I'm telling you.
She's a lunatic.
I turned around and heard it.
I thought it was one of my people are so embarrassed.
I thought it was with some of our people do it
on the low, and I was like, okay, it's your people.
No, we're going to get to it.
We're going to get to it.
We're going to get to it.
Yeah, don't you worry, buddy.
Don't you worry.
Yeah, it don't matter.
If she missed the whole week,
she's going to catch up right in front of y'all.
Did we turn the air on pulling?
Yeah, it's on.
Oh, my, man.
Hot as shit in here.
Word.
How are y'all feeling?
Feel great.
How are you?
Good, good.
It's good to see y'all.
He's still fucked up, but.
You know, I maintain.
From squat.
From squatting, right.
We're on another episode, Joe.
We're on another episode.
Freeze, what fucked up, Gary?
By knee.
How your knee got fucked up, Lord?
What you did?
He tripped.
Getting low.
Spotting.
Get low.
That's the grass, right?
Who helped you want?
You fell?
No, that is born.
She gave out on you?
Yeah, she gave out.
In front of his girl trainer, too.
What a bitch.
Who was spotting you?
No, it wasn't.
Oh.
He don't got a girl trainer.
He do got a girl training.
Freezing.
Man, we already discussed all this.
I got a girl training.
Yeah, ish.
And I lost weight, too, boy.
I see you.
I try to clap you, nigga.
You lost weight in.
There go.
Something potted, flipped don't threaten.
Yo, come on, man.
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Stop it.
I saw you, boy.
You lost that way.
You look good.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I try to get a little good for the 50.
If I know that shit.
Hey, yeah.
Hey, honey.
You don't got to leave me.
Nick, I still got it.
She ain't going to leave you.
You got it right on a notch.
You do like you lost weight, though, since the last one's saying.
You look good, bro.
You're just a shat-jit.
Is it the sweater or you wear like a girdle on the way?
What are you doing?
Oh, shit.
You got spanks.
You got sphaha.
They got spake-so.
If you got a dash-that-ish faha.
You know, the word is born.
He's trying to scale his business.
That's that-ish faha.
For males and females.
And then you start visiting an undercover.
Recovery houses like it's in Vest Fest.
Oh.
Hey, I just walked in here and make sure everything is good.
Serenity Sting.
Yeah.
You know about it?
This thing is a fool.
Oh, man.
All right.
Good times, good times.
We got a fun board.
We do.
That board looks like.
Full of bullshit.
Sometimes the topic gods bless you, man.
Yeah.
Hey, nothing serious up there.
It's all bullshit.
And I'm with it.
Absolutely.
I'm with it.
So with no further ado.
High energy, full with the wisdom, sins of a rich man, knowledge and the rhythm.
This is what I'm using to come up with a style, so I'll interact.
All together better with the crowd.
The record starts spinning and I fall into the state of the matter where I just created.
Pop it like the doctor.
D-N-T-in-T-U-C-W-U-U-U-U-W-A.
W-W-W-U-U-L.
Dallas, what up.
Dollars, what up.
Fully just a little bit better than my competitor.
You should never underestimate the fashion.
I hope for the state.
Where is you?
I'm gonna cock in the Kentucky.
Knowledge and the talent that my mother had born on.
How I'm feeling right now?
So glad you could be here with us today.
Oh, you're commercialized ass niggas.
And we're on this laid back track, and we're doing this one kind of smooth.
Do what you want to?
I let the shit flow on.
Because I need something to go off on.
The motherfucker fucking DRE serving a death wish.
So I'm gonna get you like this.
Yeah, Z.
I got 44 ways to get pain.
Sitting in my lap as I roll up.
Compton blocks this group of red and I heard shots
One two three did I see the nigger hop in the fifth and there was red on the
motherfucking trigger he got in the bins and said way I was speaking to your bitch
Oh shirzy bitch oh no matter where you let me roll on I see the patrol on Greek so we got ghost
before a million and never like CD yo honking some foxy shit by the DOC
hurry see I gotta have it if I got thing done no matter where you're listening from
Watch.
What a baby?
You look good now watch and I want chat.
Yeah, go all like in the one.
Tell you what the fuck.
Yeah, we got my .
This niggas won't fees.
I got swelled by some nigger with a tech nine trying to take mine.
You want to make noise, make noise.
My microphone call my niggas coming like the god.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, nancy.
Yeah, we got such a great show lined up for y'all today.
Yeah, we got such a great show lined up for y'all today.
I'm still happy.
Jop to the Patronies out there.
R-E, a live in a straight G, your trip.
I let my hollow voice come in the pop.
Rolling in my tics.
With all the niggas sing.
Hell yeah.
On check one, two, what is this?
Keep this a plug going real quick.
You got me.
You're icy fish.
Ooh, hot tomorrow.
And, go on check one, two.
Happy holidays to everybody out there.
So happy.
be here with us today.
What episode is this?
881.
Welcome to episode 881 of the J.BP.
Brought to you by fuel, by power, by prize, picks, prize,
Spies, gang.
Yeah.
I'm your humble, gracious, really happy to be here, host here with the best crew in the world.
To my right, you know the vibes.
Bang.
Queens get the money.
Queens flip is in the building.
Next to him, our good brother, Dark Lamont Hill is in the building.
Next to him, big is, Mr. Thousand Doors and Up is in the building.
Next to him, the freesiest of them all.
Big freezes in the building.
tried to catch it with the Scully jersey and Air Maxes.
I see him, I see him.
Right there.
Next to him, huh?
King of Elmira.
Big Parks is in the building.
Poet's in the building.
Corey's in the building.
Erickson is here.
Tanner and Saban, we're going to get to later, Saban.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately, we got it.
We got it.
We're sorry.
The gig is the gig.
It hurts.
It hurts when you got to play it,
when you got to cue it up for somebody you love, man.
Last, not least certainly, each and every one of you,
You guys out there are here.
How's everybody doing what's popping?
Feels great.
Everything good, man.
Everything good, man.
Good to see all of y'all.
Yeah, happy to be back.
Good, good, good, good.
Good, good.
Good to see you.
I've been chilling, man, you know.
Been in Chinatown for a little bit.
Nobody has.
Nobody asked you nothing about you.
Where you've been, what you were doing.
But I see.
I know you're watching.
The numbers is up.
So I know you would watch when the numbers is up.
Even if it's low, you'll watch.
Yeah, what you're talking about.
I watch niggas with a view.
I have to say, yeah.
I watch niggas with 600 views.
I mean, it feels good to be outside.
Thank you.
And we was, well, hold up.
Hold on, hold up.
Because don't do that.
We was just man friendly, too.
We was just viving, happy to see each other.
Loving on each.
As soon as the mic cut on.
You're on bullshit.
I came here to work.
Came to get straight to work.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to count on your boy.
Well, good, good, good.
I appreciate that.
How y'all feeling?
What's up?
Feeling great, man.
I'd ask how everyone's weekend was,
but we spent a lot of it together.
And we're going to get to that.
But I guess, is, how was your weekend?
How was your weekend?
That was you.
He was good.
It was true.
I called that, nigga, too.
I texted you, nigga.
See what you were at.
Text me, niggas.
I'm blind.
He was home.
I text you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you did.
You were tired.
You been outside?
Nah.
Working like crazy.
I ain't go to bed to like a four club.
You're doing the work yourself, right?
To lose the weight.
Hey, Pablo, give me that.
Let me hold the sheet, rock up,
and show you guys, nothing.
Try to show over from the Pablo.
Yeah.
I hate niggas like that.
You're an idiot, bro.
I'm doing myself.
It's one of the niggas.
You do with yourself ass nigger.
All right.
It was good.
You was good?
Yeah.
Okay.
Get some rest, man.
Well, we're starting with Mark.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't quite know where exactly to start.
Well, just let me say thank y'all.
We had a...
Thank you, actually.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
We're going to start with love.
Thank you.
I had a Friendsgiving this weekend.
Invited everybody through.
And we had a good time.
And niggas came.
Yeah.
See, invite me.
Inviting people is one thing.
It's just like some courtesy.
We being nice.
Niggas came.
I was very happy to see y'all.
Very, very sincerely happy to see y'all, man.
I was already in Jersey, and I had a family event to go to.
So I was like, oh, this is perfect.
I'll go right to Marks afterwards.
Finish a little early at the event.
So I'm like, if I time this out now, I'll get to Mark's at six.
Which is when the party starts.
I don't want to do that.
Smart man.
He's always concerned.
I asked Mark.
I said, yo, I know you said six.
What time to show up?
He was like,
they're going to really get there like seven, eight.
I was like, say less.
I'm not coming before.
But you didn't get there at seven or eight.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
They might have been age.
And I feel like I said seven.
You said to seven eight.
No, you stepped.
Y'all stepped.
We didn't step.
Y'all stepped.
It was like 845.
I get the fuck.
I was.
No, it was.
No, we talked about my oil and shit.
Because I said, yo, ice makes an appearance outside.
don't know outside ice.
Yeah, yeah.
Ice come in on some, you know what I mean?
Work ice show up at 10, 29, 20, and 59 seconds.
But outside ice?
That's because work ice is by himself.
Ah.
That's a fact.
Pass that buck.
I see what you did.
Shout to miss and peace.
Hi, baby.
Shout to miss him.
So I hit the group chat early to ICE and Joe, like, what time you all
getting there?
Because I don't want it to be me, REM, and Dr. Cornell West.
Dr. Dr. Dr.
drinking wine, talking about the politics of the day.
But I got there like maybe 630 and it was a packed house, man.
Full of beautiful people.
Everyone was very kind and nice.
The food was delicious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that the end of your first assessment?
Actually, let me backtrack a little bit because I wanted to show up with something.
So I went to one liquor store.
They didn't have shit.
Went to another liquor store.
It was closed.
Went to the third liquor store.
And it's a typical Jersey, like hood liquor store.
Yes.
I was like, there's no way I can show up.
with a bottle of Hennessy this party.
I'm going to be the only one person.
This is going to look absolutely horrible.
It's going to be horrible if I show up.
But you could.
Y'all don't have to drink it.
It would have been for me.
That's funny.
Yeah, it's hilarious.
Let the Hennessy BD here already.
Yeah, he can't bring the Hennessy.
Parks coming in with the Henness.
So what did you go with?
I found some wine.
Good wine.
Yeah.
A nice red wine.
Yeah.
All right.
And a henny or no?
No, no, no.
Okay.
I banked on maybe there might be some there.
And it was.
And it was.
My plan was to stop at a liquor store,
because you say we had to bring nothing.
But it said,
if you want to bring some wine and spirits,
then you got to show up with a bottle or something.
Yeah, I think so.
And Parks is good at that.
Like, he was raised right.
Like, I'll forget.
Me too.
And feel like I love the person so much
that they know that I forgot.
So I'll forget.
And then when I put the address in,
that shit was like,
it was a little minute.
You said, you're like, yo, shit, farther than I thought.
It's just further than I thought.
And I knew Parks was there already.
I went up in the cabinet and seen what I had up in there, man.
I knew I had some fire in there, gave it right there.
Which you did.
That was my gameplay.
Which you did.
I'm going to bring, I'm going to bring some fire.
It was open already?
No.
You think so.
You think so, right?
I'm just asking.
No, no, no, no.
That's what I did.
I went to cabinet.
I tried to, but I forgot.
So, I was wrong.
Okay.
I get to it.
I get there.
I'm ringing the bell.
Ding dong.
Nice house, by the way.
Beautiful house.
Beautiful home.
I thought it was pretty funny.
The basketball hoop was set to like five, five foot five.
Well, Mark wanted to give a shit off out there.
Because Mark is five foot three, so I was like, that's perfect.
It's perfect.
It's perfect.
Yeah.
I'm ringing the bell.
Ding dong.
Ringing the bell.
Dinging the bell.
Ding dong.
I hear people having a good time in there, but nobody's answering the door.
Finally, somebody else, I forgot her name, but she was so sweet.
carrying behind.
It was like, the door is probably open.
I was like, I've never been here.
I'm not just walking in.
Somebody shit.
You do it.
You do it.
All right.
So she walked in, we walked in.
And boy, when I tell y'all, where do I start here?
You can just feel the education.
Y'all, that's all I felt.
That's all I felt when I walked in.
This was the first time I ever went to a function and all of the people in a packed house,
nobody looked up to say hi or introduced themselves.
Everybody was in the middle of a deep.
philosophical Albert Einstein
Fix my shit.
There we go.
Albert Einstein type of talk.
They didn't care who was coming in.
They was trying to figure out
the future of gravity and shit.
For real.
He's dead ass.
Like, the exact same thing happened
that's on the walk in.
Ringing the bell, ringing the bell.
But nobody walked up.
I'm looking at shortly like,
you're like, yo, damn, the door might be open.
But I ain't doing that out here.
It's loud.
You can hear the music.
But it was the music.
I'm like, all right.
I just turned the,
All Mark's friends and family and all Mark's wife's friends and everybody that was there look Ph.D. down.
Oh, for sure.
We're going to get into the friend groups.
Ph.D. Down, I tell you. I've never rushed to find parks so fast. I rushed in there and was like, where is Parks and Rim?
We did the same shit. I walk in, I look to the right. And what did you?
got like a study or something over there?
Yeah, yeah.
His house is a study.
It's two dudes over there look like they break it down the theory of relativity.
I'm like, oh, no.
They were.
I'm like, yo, we, first thing, where is parks?
I don't know.
I'm about to text y'all.
Where are you just having to walk by?
What I say to you, where y'all at?
No.
Save us.
So we find parks, parks at the table with the smart people.
So now, so we walk over there.
We made friends.
But it's no cheers if you don't have a P.
I'm dead ass.
If you don't have your diploma on you like a passport,
some type of college degree, you gotta prove it, show in the G-TIA.
You can't sit down.
Go to apple up or something.
So finally one of more cool niggins is like, yo, y'all want me to get up, I'll sit down.
Like, all right, cool, we're gonna go get some food.
Food was amazing.
It really was, yeah.
Chef's kiss to the food laid out all over the island, anything you wanted to have.
Develled eggs was great.
Great.
Everything in there was good.
Shout out to It's all love.
The Jersey people, Tiffany Mack, they supplied the food.
They were dope.
I got my plate.
Well, my girl made my plate.
She mad at me because the whole time, well, she always mad at me.
But before we get there, she's like, yo, what do I wear?
And I'm like, yo, it's friends given.
Like, who cares what you wear?
And she gets there, I'm like, oh, my God.
I feel like they're going to blame you no matter what.
Oh, my God.
I feel so out of place.
Girl, go make the fucking play.
Everybody dressed the same.
Yeah, I don't know.
She was tripping.
I think she was tripping to.
She looked at the name.
She's going to do that.
Everybody's going to trip.
She's going to make the plate.
She'd come back.
So now I'm eating at the table, but at the seat where homie gave me a seat.
But now I can look around also.
I didn't look around before.
I wanted to give you the tour back because we couldn't.
That's a thing.
That's so stupid.
I took a tour myself.
I wish.
Perches walking around.
I appreciate that.
You got to peek around.
See what your man's up to.
I'm not looking at.
Oh, please.
Please.
I wish you would have cared.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wish you would have to love
People asking for you.
So when I start looking around is
I noticed the bookshelf in the living room
is no TV.
No TV, yeah, no.
Ain't no TV.
That's a dumb boy.
Idiot box.
In Mark House, the TV is idiot box.
That's a fact.
It's just a big bookshelf, right?
I start looking on the walls
and peeping the colors on the walls.
Oh, nice.
Very nice.
All, yeah, like the finest Muslim painters
came over here and red, great green.
It was tribal shit.
on the wall, the curtains had African symbolism on it.
I said, oh shit, we made it back.
We did it.
I said, yo, we home.
We did it.
We did it.
We got me.
We did it.
We had to be black, yo.
Yo, Mark Ball House.
Did you all look at the bookshelows?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I felt like on, I felt like I was in an episode of like African fresh prints.
You know what Will brought his Philly friends.
They came over.
to see how he was living.
I felt like Mark had brought his ghetto friends in.
We're going to get to that part, bro.
We're going to get to that.
All right, so cool.
So the whole house, African black down.
It is a very black house.
So then I looked at a tie and I'm sitting next to Parks.
Looking comfortable too next to him.
And I'm like, oh shit.
You ain't black enough?
Parks might be the second white person
that's step through this house.
I don't know how many white people have ever came.
I don't know how many white people.
Don't look like a white friendly house.
It don't.
No.
Like a white friendly house?
It didn't look like that.
It was cool.
Everybody was cool.
I didn't even notice until I noticed.
I noticed on a walk-in.
This is a black-ass house.
This is what's one of the black-and-the-black-black.
No, that's one of the black-ish houses I've seen.
I ain't going to hold you.
But it's on brand.
It totally makes sense.
It's beautiful.
Beautiful.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. So I made the mistake of asking, hey, do you have a deck of cards?
Right off the ripped kind of, too. I'm not going to lie. You got right to speed.
You got right to it. I didn't know what else to do. It wasn't a television.
That's true.
The TV was right behind you, by the way, in that other room in the, the room where I wasn't allowed in.
Yeah, yeah. You were allowed. That was the secret meeting. You're talking about the VIP plat.
Oh, that's what people are. I pulled to her head in there. I was like, I'm not welcome.
You can't walk in here. I was about to walk in it. The whole room looked at me like, boy, you.
You better not.
You ain't got no diploma on you.
Drop out of the head.
Let me see your papers.
Let me see your papers, Nick.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I wasn't walking in that room.
But anyway, I mean, you can jump in here if you want.
Nope.
I got nothing.
Okay, so Joe throws down the gauntlet.
I was not expecting this.
He said, you know, what up with a game of spades?
Now, I was already looking to move away to the next room
to kind of not have them heavy conversations.
So.
Heavy conversation.
Oh, everybody was sure.
They weren't really having heavy conversations.
Just look like it.
Yeah.
It definitely.
Yeah.
It definitely looked like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're just talking.
Some of them people were like just, yeah, they weren't even that.
Whatever.
So Joe challenged me to a game of space.
So I ain't never looking away from a challenge.
He said, I don't want to pull you away from your people.
I know you're hosting.
You know, you might have.
I said, I did say that to him.
I did say that to him.
I gave him an out.
Yeah.
I gave me out.
Yo, you hosting.
My jeep.
Might might be busy.
I don't want to pull you away from nothing you're doing.
The wife is he.
Like I don't want, you know what?
I mean? I don't want to do that.
He insists.
I do insist.
So, but you didn't have a partner.
And I wasn't sure if my partner was available.
Clearly he didn't need one.
Yeah.
And I wasn't sure if my partner was available.
He was in the room, but he was tied up talking.
This is your partner partner.
This is your normal.
This is the person who I've been playing with for the last 10 years.
Okay.
I have thoughts.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
George
Shout to George
I'm sorry George in advance
For what's going to come here way
Great guy
Smart guy
Really important lawyer
Housing lawyer in New York
You know
Very important
To keep poor people in their houses and shit
And he said I'm down
Okay
So you had an advantage
Because you got your
Your normal partner
You would think
I'm just
Yes
Absolutely
Absolutely
Absolutely
Okay.
Did you have your normal partner, Joe?
No, me and Corey played.
Okay.
He played with Corey.
I was trying to pull my other guy in, my man, Justin,
because he was the one who runs Uncle Bobby's and he...
Chatsin's good.
Justin's good.
Chad of Justin, super cool.
Super cool, dude.
And his wife.
And his wife's cool, too.
Keisha.
So I was like, Just why don't you play with me?
Because, you know, George's a little tied up.
And he said, fuck no.
Because if we lose, I'm going to be content next week.
Yeah, he was smart.
Yeah, yeah.
He was one.
He was one of the smarter brothers in your house that they did.
Yeah, yeah.
He was like, I don't want no parts of this.
It hurt me how he thought the content would go.
He was like, Joe's going to come in there.
Mortimerick-sucker-ass friends tried to sit there.
But no, everybody was.
He had the impersonation down.
Yeah, he did.
He was good.
But we, so we start playing.
We go to the basement.
We go to the basement.
What?
I'd take y'all to the basement to play cars.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, we'll get to all that later.
You take that nigger shit downstairs.
He was very happy to have the likes of us out of sight.
You have no idea I had to get to the base.
So I had nothing to do with the house.
In terms of deck, my wife is good with all that shit.
The only room I have responsibility for is the man getting you.
It's the basement.
And beautiful basement.
Yeah, for sure.
But you see it's very different than the rest of the house.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's got Philly sports shit, pool, all that time.
So we're down there and I'm like, okay, God, I got my people now.
We can get this game on.
My people is a little.
Okay.
Fair enough, fair enough.
We went down there.
We were getting it out.
A couple people came down, people who wanted to watch the spade game.
They heard the shit talking.
I'm talking shit.
Actually, a lot of people came down.
Yeah, a lot of people came down.
A lot of people came down.
A lot of witnesses around this spade table.
Y'all want to see it dead bottom?
I mean, it's almost like they knew.
It felt like they knew.
They were rooting for Joe.
I was going to say they wanted to see Mark fail.
They did.
Part of it is because we usually win and I talk a lot of shit
and I make people remember it for the rest of the year.
Because we used to do it like New Year's shit like that.
So they absolutely were rooting for Joe.
Antoine.
We sit down.
You should have been there.
Your audience out there, listen to me.
I told Mark that there's levels to playing space.
Oh boy.
I did.
For weeks, mumps even.
My dad came in.
Just came in total.
Gave him food.
Told him.
This is not really what you want, son.
Mark don't give a fuck.
We sit down.
Mark played spades like he went to college.
Mark played spades like
they had a cool nigger dorm room
somewhere and that's where
they learn how to play.
I play spades with contracted
killers from all over the world.
Senior citizens.
Niggas is 89.
They don't remember nothing but
cards.
Or the niggas that did
30 years.
Yeah, the niggins that did 30 years.
I played cards.
I used to pull up
two colleges
just to play cards.
Shout out of the niggas
and Willie Pee.
I mean, we used to do all with that.
Mark and his partner sit down.
The first thing his partner
say is, are we playing blind?
You look at him like he's blind.
You look at Mark like, and this is with who
you choose?
I said, I said,
that's how people play.
No.
No, that's not how people play.
So this is what Joe did.
Joe says, what's the house rules?
And every time we told him a house rule, he would go, no.
You can't ask the house.
Your four aces get 100 points?
Ish, he said, do y'all play blinds?
I said, no.
He said, do you play?
And that was for y'all?
He said, do you play bags?
I said, no, we play adult spades.
He said, do you all play nil?
I said, no.
I only know what nil is.
I said, do you, do, Tim,
Tim, Bill's 200.
Tim books 200
Like what's going on
We get to the bottom of it
Finally we land on
Two sticks
Finally we land on
Again I play for money
He played in fucking
Devra
Not DeVry
He went to some good school
Boston College
You know
It's a good school
It is a good school
It is a good school
Shout out to college
Listen
I say I play
Lock Bids
Once you bid
Whoever bid
It's down
We'll bid second
this down, that's the end.
It ain't a whole bunch of discussion.
Mark and his partner say, well,
we play, once you bid,
you can go up.
I'll play it that way.
Everybody in the room said that.
Many people play that way.
I've never played that way.
It's just not professional.
I've never played that.
I play with Nils, though.
Because if you're playing for money
and one team bid first,
they bid,
call it a board, five.
The other team bid six.
now the other team get to go back
and change their bid.
That's weird.
So if you're an audience,
you don't bid them, you don't get them.
You don't get it.
You don't have to change your bid.
Part of playing space is how you bid your hand,
how you count your books.
It ain't.
It's very important.
But cool, we played in Markway.
So every time they could go up,
they was going up.
I'm going to try to keep this very long story short.
We did it one time.
Y'all did it every time.
Y'all did it every time.
You fucking bums.
But it's fine.
We deal out to.
called first hand bit itself.
Yeah.
Some more kindergarten shit, but cool, I'm down to do it.
That was Corey's idea.
No, he asked.
He asked.
You said, do firsthand bid itself?
We said, yeah.
Y'all would say yeah.
But it's cool.
First hand bit itself.
I was honoring you.
And the hand that bit itself, they got eight.
He'd a bumny get like, he gets spades, whole handful of spades of first five
and six hands.
Boy, when they start collecting the first hand bit himself books, he was talking mad shit.
And I'm like, yo, mom.
I never, it's the first hand of the first game.
And you didn't even bid it.
I seen this type before.
There's no strategy there.
I know this, nigga.
There's always a strategy.
I've seen this type of, this specific type of bomb.
It was a bad strategy.
The specific type of bomb.
I've seen, I met this bum before.
So I'm saying, so we letting it go.
Our first four bids.
Board, board, five, five to push it.
These niggas is dancing around.
Yeah, you want to take a savage.
Yeah, you want, what you want to do?
You want to do.
We were two hands away from winning.
Did you win?
No, no, I'm just saying this.
So I'm saying because I've done this a lot, I say to him.
I love Mark.
I say to him.
Yo, and I ain't going to keep y'all on.
I say to him, dog, the second that this seat does something different than it's doing with these hands, curtains,
this is not going to go good.
Because y'all not good.
We set y'all.
They're not good.
that's not true
they're not George
they not good at all
bad bad
as bad as I thought he would be
is how bad they are
sure enough as God would have it
there come a seven
somewhere around
the sixth hand
that seat starting
yo I'm talking
Mark is the type of bum
the seven of spades was walking
like they just stupid shit
is happening now on the board
because niggas is bummed
The seven of spades was walking
Yes
Yes
horrible
But anyway, don't matter.
They stuck.
As soon as I get the end, they stuck.
We lost.
And now we commence for the rest of the night.
Because when you play bad, you get bad hands.
And the cards changed and their fate changed, and it was bad.
All of his friends, cousins, aunts, the barber, everybody he knew was behind him cheering for us.
It got to the point they were celebrating even making their bid.
That's what we knew it was bad.
It was bad.
When I walked in, y'all was already playing.
But in that game where y'all jumped up and y'all slapping fives, y'all, yeah, yeah, what I told you?
I said, what happened?
Y'all won?
And Joe was like, no, we got six.
No, no, we put a rabbit out of a hat.
We wasn't supposed to get it and we got it.
But y'all lost that game.
No, no, I'm just telling you why we were slapping hands.
Y'all just made the book.
Y'all had 11.
You all just played bad.
We had seven.
We got eight.
So you got seven out of it.
That's not what happens.
So on one specific hand, and then I'm shutting up.
We bid first.
I got all the heat.
Corey said he got one in the pop.
We'll go eight.
They already got a stick or some shit funny shit going on.
We go eight.
His partner, George, feeling himself,
give us the five.
Mind you, I told him I had one.
He said he takes the five.
I stop it because I love Mark.
He's been such a great addition to this podcast.
I stop it.
I say, yo, just so you know where I'm from
that is a sign of disrespect.
You brought a score.
Oh, yes.
I said where I'm from, that is a sign of disrespect.
If I go eight, just take the board.
Five means you think I'm stuck and you lack respect for me as a space player.
But male pride, male ego, George was tipsy by then.
He puts the five down.
I might have made 11 books.
I think.
Like, that's not bad they play.
Oh, yeah.
I might have made like 11.
I think it was 11.
I think it was.
It was something absolutely.
ridiculous. Didn't they left
never to be seen or heard from again
and I'm only telling this long
exaggerated story to let the audience know
Mark and Spade's discussions
officially done. I disagree.
Officially over.
Because it's okay brother.
You're brilliant. I want to hear him. Let me say this.
You are a brilliant brother. You speak all
over the world like you got a good
life. You got a beautiful home.
First of all, you don't need to be good at
you bad at shit
there's something that you bad at
Spades is now
I'm not bad at Spades is now
I'm not bad at Spade
we lost
we got out played
we did get out played
I ain't going to deny that
we lost because we
got well
I ain't going to
you know
I'm not going to do that
I told you we said
over we got to say
I was going to throw George
under the bus
yeah
you can't be that guy
I'm not going to throw George
no eye and team
all I'm going to say
you lose you lose
we just like that
we overbid
and we shouldn't
you want to play two
you all played two sets
and you're done.
Yeah.
I'm telling y'all.
But it's cool.
See, even that, you hear him.
We played 500.
We played the 500.
Even that.
You hear him.
He played like a real third grade space.
What is it?
Three sticks, 500.
We ain't got time.
Niggas got next and niggas got money.
And that's fine.
Two sticks, three-fitting.
And I'm good with that.
What he's leaving out is they got stuck too.
We were up most of the game.
Then we got set.
Then they got set.
And then whoever got set next was going to win the game.
Nobody made it to $3.
Yeah, I'm saying.
And we made a bad play.
We lost it.
You would think that was whoopin'
I asked the whole game,
which isn't what happened.
Now the second game,
no, no,
the second game was a mollywaping.
The first game,
they bumped heads on the jokers.
Yeah, he won't them niggas.
They don't even want to play the spades.
They want to hold them to the end.
Soon as I said,
I don't have no hands.
Boy, when the hands start changing,
oh, these dicks are going to hold.
BOW!
Let's have a fun.
Let's go.
You bitch ass ass fingers.
I hate these d'all.
I'm going to tell the story the way,
because he won.
I'm gonna let you tell the story that way because you won.
Good game, though.
Y'all won.
But I would like a rematch.
And a new partner.
You said that's your team?
That's your partner, though.
So, no disrespect to yours.
Oh.
Here comes disrespect.
He goes to.
He got a little nervous under the lights.
No, I don't do that.
In 10 years, listen to me, in 10 years,
we have never,
we rarely get set.
you made him go from four to five.
I saw that one.
Yeah, and that happened twice.
I've never seen that happen before.
I told you, I was like, that's a sign of a bad player.
Yeah, it is.
If you can't let the other team...
Bro, if you can't count...
And that's why you're not supposed to go up.
Count your books based on what you see in your hand.
Exactly.
I agree.
But then what happened was, we said, I said, I ain't got nothing.
I got one.
Right.
Yo.
Go board.
Let me finish the sentence.
I said, let's go board.
Come on.
Damage of talk.
He says to the ball.
He says to him, if you call him the ball now.
If you go five, I'm taking it as disrespect.
So now...
Now he got a disrespected.
Now he got it.
He's like, now I got to go five.
Or you can make the books that are in your hand.
I'm with you.
Like I said, I'm with you.
That's my point.
But the nigger said he got 11 anyway.
So y'all shot regardless.
They didn't play well.
I only had one book.
I had no control over this hand.
But even if y'all went bored, y'all would still lost.
Maybe.
I think we, but maybe.
Hit the group chat about it.
Anyway, it's cool.
Yo, if you're listening at home, I'm telling you one.
Once again, like I told this brilliant nigger, I'm like that.
Damn.
I'm like that.
Like Reddit pulled up the trophies for this bum-ass brilliant nigger.
He seemed it.
My dad came.
If any one of y'all want to y'all fly up, lock in.
I mean, get you an Amtrak, ticket, and have some money at you, man.
Be ready to lock in.
At least three, four hours.
I'm really this.
I'm really that.
Next game for money.
No, Mark.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not doing that to you.
I will not do that.
We're not playing for a million.
Next game for money.
Mark, please, no.
Please, I'm telling you.
Next game for money.
You left that thinking that you would fare better on another outing?
I feel very confident.
Hey, these delusion.
Maybe.
We'll find out.
Me and Corey.
We'll find out.
All right.
My dad will love to hear that.
Yeah.
And you do got enough money.
You live in a nice little neighborhood.
There's nice over there.
You do got a nice little.
Yeah, you got a couple dollars.
Park to the group chat.
Like, you know,
This shit, Hollywood Hills.
I didn't even know they had a Hollywood
in Jersey.
It felt a badass like Hollywood.
There's no lights or nothing up there.
I'm like, oh shit.
It is a hill.
Yeah.
I told you.
I went outside to get something from the car.
I heard the neighbors start locking their doors.
I'm going to get to the neighbors when we left.
So in the basement after the spade game,
all Mark friends eventually go back to having a great time
in Mark's friends giving upstairs.
And it's just me and my girl and Parks and his wife and ICE and his girl.
And we're just down there.
And I asked you.
people, I say, yo.
No, no, no.
I started saying, hey, remember when Mark said
that there would be three, or was it either
saying? I asked. No, Joe said,
I asked. Joe said, yo, Mark said three,
no, what friend groups did Mark say
was going to be here? That's what he said.
Yeah. And I said, Mark said, Mark said, I'm like,
Mark said, he said his wife's friends
were all cool and they could float back and forth.
He said he had three groups of friends.
He had the smart, nerd educated ones.
He had the cool kids.
And then he had the hood.
Yeah.
And we sat there for a second and looked around and was like, oh shit.
He talked about us.
We're a hood.
It started off with y'all trying to figure out where the hood was.
He was like, where's the hood at?
We were the hood at.
Oh, shit.
We were the hood at.
And then we was like,
glad to see y'all.
Glad to see y'all.
It's only about to have two groups of friends in.
Hey!
Yeah, y'all, you know
Yeah, it was
We got your fucking
Yeah, I'm gonna'
You know
Yeah, I'm gonna'
Yeah, I had
Yeah, you think I'm doing this
Whole wire
Yeah, it was us.
It was us.
Yeah, it was us.
Yeah, we sitting down there
with the, you know,
the party favorites and shit
Yeah, had some edibles, you know.
Yes, I went to make sure
y'all felt at home.
No, no, no, not, I mean, everybody.
Not just y'all.
That was crazy.
I made sure that there was...
Know what else I noticed?
Here's some blunts.
Yo, now that they...
Oh, shit.
Hey, part.
A little malt liquor.
The liquor cart.
The liquor cart.
I put my wave caps in the cover.
There's Sirrock and Hennessy over there.
That's right?
The liquor cart in the back had what?
Sorrock, Hennessy.
What, none of that upstairs?
It was a little different.
That's my...
That's the shit I drink.
Y'all know me.
Y'all been climbing me, but for drinking hood liquor forever.
Yes.
That's literally what's in the basement for me.
So that's what I had.
So I wanted to share with y'all.
So I brought down the edibles and the, in the vodka and all of that stuff.
That's hilarious, bro.
Yeah, it dipped.
Now, hold on.
I'm done with Mark's friends.
But Mark had one friend in there.
Mark had one friend in there.
He was playing pool with.
Shout to him.
I don't know anybody's name.
I thought he was an actor.
But he did come up to me like, yo, man, I was locked up with your dad.
Oh, shit.
That's my man.
A lot of people, man.
All my dick is say this.
And four dicks.
You're like, you're just a father, yo.
MDC and poor dix, man.
My dad, I got a writer book.
That's my man, Samson.
Yeah, good people, man.
Yeah.
Came out of prison, started production company,
shoot stuff, real dope dude.
That's amazing.
Yeah, I know him from somewhere.
He's cool.
Yeah, he's a cool dude.
Yeah.
You're a bum mark.
So look, so now we all leave together.
And we get outside.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about this part.
Go ahead.
And as we leave and we look at everybody's faces,
and it looked like they all was like,
oh, they're gone.
All right, they finally leave it.
Now we can have some fun.
Put the classical music on.
Oh, the music.
It was, what was playing downstairs?
Bone Crusher.
Oh, facts.
Yeah, yeah.
Upstairs, smooth R&B.
Jazz.
Neo soul.
Nio sol.
Pop-a-radi.
That was crazy.
We go walking.
I see the neighbors coming out now,
acting like he's going to the car.
He just looking at this.
I was like, oh, yeah, we got.
Yeah, we got.
Yeah, we got.
Yeah, we got.
The neighbors just happened to be taking out their garbage.
I bet.
I see what this is.
Everybody loves y'all, man.
Everybody was a good time.
Everybody, everybody.
fans of the show. I think if anything, people try to
to stay out your way to not, people go out of the way to not be
extra, you know what I mean? And I...
Everyone was super cool, man. We joke at him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a blast. Everybody was cool.
I had a great time with y'all, man. I wish I could have followed y'all,
my wife and I wish we could have followed y'all up
to the next spot, but we had to, you know,
host and do all that stuff, man.
At the time, day by leave. About midnight.
Oh, that wasn't that bad. You could have made it.
But you know how it is when you shut and stuff down. By then, we,
the edibles that kicked in and we were all
trying to figure out of the couch. Oh, I was high as shit in that
strip club.
Feeling mad awkward with ass all over it.
Ish, where was you at?
Yeah, Ish.
I worked, actually I was working
late. Corby was on his way there.
I was in Home Depot talking to Corey for
like an hour. And then I was home. I worked, man.
You can't just go to Home Depot and get your stuff and get
out of there, right?
Just got to be.
You got a lally gag, nigga.
He's just on the phone.
I work for a living on a kid.
Yeah.
Saturday night at Home Depot.
I hit H.D.O.N.
I hit H.M.D.M.D.O.
You went over there?
That Home Depot line is like the studio line used to be.
Yeah.
Now, they switch it up at Home Depot.
You got to have a line anymore.
Yo, I got to make a quick run to the studio.
It's crazy.
They deported the whole line.
Yeah, it's a self-check.
Home Depot 24 hours?
No.
No. No.
That was my breaking news.
You're out.
I got to go.
I got breaking news.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was my out.
Story just,
broke. You tell people
breaking news.
All right, we got a board full of breaking news.
All this shit is breaking news. All of it
is hilarious. Oh, wait, Thanksgiving.
Yeah, Thanksgiving. It's about that time.
Tomorrow.
This is crazy. That shit crept up.
Is y'all ready? Yeah, she at
A&P or somewhere.
Shop break.
Hey, my baby at Food Emporium or something.
We're getting it ready. I feel bad for her
because every time she go out and get all the shit
come back and say, all right, I
got 52 turkey wings.
Is that enough?
No.
No.
It's not enough.
I'm sorry.
You need more.
Just now, I got 32 bushels of collard greens.
You think that's going to be enough?
I'm sorry, baby.
Probably not.
I don't think so.
It's a lot of people you're cooking for.
I want leftovers for the next five days.
Yeah.
That's really what it would be.
I need enough of the leftovers.
Yeah.
Her kids is coming and shit.
It's like, all right.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Family.
Oh, that's a big one.
Full integrated Thanksgiving.
How does that feel?
I mean, it feels good, right?
That's my answer.
Yesterday, my dad calls, two days ago, my dad calls sounding stressed.
And he's like, Joey, what's going on for Thanksgiving?
Because Jimmy, my sister, is talking about all these fucking plans.
because Jimmy is 12 or 11
or have old sisters are
and her daughter
is 10 but a big 10
so she looked 12
so these motherfuckers are talking to each other
and making their own shit
they're making plans
none of the adults know so my dad is stressed
I go ask my girl she starts sounding stressed
I'm like yeah they didn't even talking
they want to see wicked I'm like y'all all wicked
get the fuck out of it
I wasn't saw that shit last night
The second one is not as good.
Quicket?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I sent them both.
Yeah.
Second one is not as good.
Yeah.
So, I mean, it feels good, but I'll find out for sure when everyone gets here.
Got you.
Yeah.
I don't know yet.
Ask the kids.
You get the players with them.
They'll let you know what time.
Or just, you know, get the Broadway tickets.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
You got the connect, nigga.
That's a good idea.
Is it a audio?
Who goes?
Like Friday?
Friday?
For real.
Okay.
Okay.
Take like 10?
10 to the Broadway show?
No.
Everybody's not going to go.
Just, yeah.
Wifee, the kids.
That's who's going.
Who won't be there going?
I'll be home looking at Drew Bledso highlights.
Looking at some old football games.
Fuck out of here.
What are you guys just plans for Thanksgiving?
What are y'all doing?
I'm hosting.
I'm hosting.
I'm hosting.
Rims' families coming through.
So, nice.
I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
All right.
Yeah, you could cook a turkey?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Park's cooking.
That shit's already started.
Talk to him.
Nice, nice.
Shit, I just got to call.
You know, in Park's spare time,
he think he homeboy in the backyard
in South Carolina.
Emerald.
With the big shit?
With the drum?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the Barth said.
With the leather shoes.
Park's might fuck up a drum too.
You think you Emerald.
Bang, y'all, have you had a big house?
That's all you missing.
Yeah, yo, dog.
I'm not going to lie.
That's one thing about Mark's party.
I was like, man,
The suburbs might not be bad.
The suburbs might not be bad.
I was sold.
How many years I don't understand why Parks is not in Jersey?
I told them.
They changed it like me.
I resisted it for 10 years.
I love living in New York.
And I was five minutes away from the strip club.
It's pretty nice.
Chechette.
Jersey got some?
They do.
They do.
You might like them too.
Yeah, right in the back of Home Depot.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
By the P.O. box.
Oh, exactly.
P.O. Stand for something.
If you cook, I want to play from your shit.
Oh, man, yeah.
I'll break some leftovers.
All right, you're going to one of your girls' friends' houses.
I'm saying, no, I just got, my mom just caught me two days ago and said, all right, we're cooking.
Oh, shit.
What?
So, yeah, it's just me and my girl.
Like, the kids is going, so we're running around there.
Oh, don't.
Because, you know.
How's hopping?
Yeah, you know who made mom's cook.
Who?
Lost me.
You know who came home, nigga.
Playing with me.
Yeah, you'll think about it.
Yeah, I'll tell you off here.
It's what you got going on.
Ooh, shit.
Going to my girl, mother, correct?
Chicken pot pies, boy.
Shepard pie.
Let me get a strawberry pot.
Some turkey pot pies.
So don't you.
That is it, too.
I know it is.
That is it.
You leave me hanging on here.
I know what I'm saying.
What the fuck he's talking?
I thought you do some pretty shit.
No, that's it.
Of course.
That's it.
And now they all like, yeah, we got to make something happen.
Yeah, you got to do it big.
Yep.
Come on.
My grandmother came home.
That's right.
That makes some noise for that.
There's some noise for his grandma coming home.
Putting her sister to work.
That's right.
That's right.
Putting her sister to work.
That's right.
I'm on.
All right.
So now, what's going on?
How do these shepherd papas getting done?
What's going on?
I don't even know what that is, bro.
What do you do for that thing?
What do they do?
What do they do?
Do we eat turkey?
Some type of turkey porridge.
Some type of turkey porridge.
Turreire!
Casserol.
Brick the blood, bring the blood.
Yeah.
Turkey puree.
Oh.
I can't see it.
Oh, my blight.
Is.
This thing is that.
Cirky purrace.
What's your eating, miss?
What's you eating, man?
Give it out.
No, you give it up the goods.
Do you fish?
You're dead all night or you too?
Just like,
are you, are you dead all night or you're moving around?
No, I'll just go there.
Put the turkey pure red.
Parking pie and sweet potato pie.
Over the brinzino.
Oh, all right, we're good then.
Oh, that's right.
Turkey fish.
It's going to be at this grandma about.
That's cool.
Mark, what you doing with this?
Oh, graham crackers over the banana pudding.
Some wild white shit.
I don't know.
Raisins.
Raisins.
All the raisins.
Walnuts.
Raisins in the turkey.
Oh shit.
It's stuffed turkey with gifts.
All right.
What you're doing, Mark?
Nothing, baby.
I'm having my mom and I need to invite her though.
But my mom.
How?
I forgot.
Like, you know, you just, in my mind, she's coming,
but like, that's a whole arrangement.
I get her from Philly and she's blind.
so I got to get somebody to come with her.
Why the fuck?
Yo.
Why the fucking laugh.
You know, nigga?
This is his mother, man.
But anytime he's safe.
It's the way he's doing.
I know.
He's doing that show of purpose.
It's fucking disrespectful, man.
What's your brother going to say, man?
I'm telling Native land.
It was my mother-in-law, my mother, and then me and my wife and my son.
That's it.
I mean, shout out to the fucking, I don't know the word for what they call.
You know the people that have been taking care of our honor.
and our moms and shit.
Caretakers.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Shout to the caretakers out there.
You know, they're coming.
They're family too.
Yeah.
They've been watching out for,
on Gladys for the last 40 years coming.
Like, I'm glad it's still kicking.
Take care.
That's right.
Especially on holiday time.
If it wasn't for the caretaker,
our gladys would be the fell down.
Be that shitty.
The caretaker is the one that let
ungladis know who the fuck you are.
This is your nephew.
This is your nephew right here now.
Yeah.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Yeah, we ain't shit, man.
I know y'all do, like, Christmas trees.
You're going to grab trees after?
I'm going to stores to get the tree.
Oh, you do a plastic tree.
Yes.
I'm going to get me a tree.
You do trees?
No, no, I said y'all.
My wife does do trees, but, you know what I mean?
I know.
I know.
Yeah, as I said, y'all, but like my, we're being.
A black-ass tree.
Upside down tree.
Upside down tree.
Third good motion.
The third good motion at the top.
Look it down.
Oh, my God.
Just hanging black soap up that motherfucker.
Yo, this thing is sick.
Some black fist on top of the tree.
That's the star of black fist.
Oh, holy shit.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Black, red and green.
Oh, shit.
That's funny.
Mother Lane.
I don't know him to get a Christmas tree.
We should, though.
She's looking at all these motherfucking 13-foot fake trees where somebody got to go up the stairs
to put the top on the tree.
The whole tree.
What she's talking about?
But motherfuckers be home, bored.
Like, they, she's talking about the white people.
When they build the house, they have a closet where they just push the tree back.
And then they pull it back out when it's time for Christmas again.
I said, that's cool.
But let me ask you question.
You think I'm building a Christmas tree closet?
I should start with, am I white?
You got the money.
There you go.
No, I look white.
Like, let's talk about it, for real.
Like, is that what you think is happening?
Yeah, got in trouble.
right? Because you're only building your house.
All right. So now you get the Christmas tree closet.
Right? I hear you're here.
Oh, man. Anyway, I don't know.
They got some fire fake trees, though.
I get the real one. No, some of them shit's cost, costs, too.
I'll spray a little pine soil perfume.
I mean, what's just pine perfume?
Although I do it.
They got the little shit.
They got the bottom now.
A little sticks you just put down in.
The kids like the real ones, though.
Then you last year, y'all went to the forest and cut one, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The kids like, whatever got gifts under it.
My nigga, they don't care.
These cats are going to fuck.
We went to the forest and cut the tree.
Yeah.
Is it cheaper doing that?
Why would somebody want to do that?
It's a whole experience.
Yeah, it's experience.
It's like the pumpkin patch, but yeah.
We don't really get that.
I don't understand.
We're going right there.
Go get the pumpkins.
Okay, go ahead.
All right, well, happy all this to everybody out there, man.
What you don't flip?
My wife asked me that shit.
I got mad at my wife.
Watch her fucking my wife.
Your wife asked you what are you doing?
My wife, I got mad at all the phone.
Your wife said, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
My wife told me, yo, dead ass.
I thought that was disrespectful.
I got mad.
You're going to be home for Thanksgiving?
I said, what type of nigga you think I get?
You listen to the part again?
Did I take away your subscription?
Yeah.
Then I shut off your apple.
Yeah, I'll be home.
You know, my family's in New York,
so I go to my family and check my family.
But I'm going to be home.
I told him to invite my mom and every day.
everybody over.
Which family?
My mom, my grandmother.
You have a family?
My aunt.
You did like the Flip the network family?
No, please.
Have a couple.
Little flip?
Oh, shit.
Hey.
Yo.
I'm getting to your crib, nigg.
Christmas surprise.
Are y'all?
Are y'nick is crazy?
You know, this is buggy.
The niggas family's business to the shit.
This is bugging.
Yeah.
Piyo box master?
I know.
What's fuck is roll with you, man?
Let me slide.
The queen's family.
I'm like, you make a trick around.
You got Queens family, Baltimore family,
Jersey film.
Atlanta family.
Yo.
I'm going to be here,
I might stop about your shit, too.
You're more than welcome, my brother.
Thank you, bro.
I haven't played for me, man.
More than welcome.
Hey, y'all, he got a pack of turkey.
I looked in there.
I almost took some of that shit home.
The nigga forgot?
You know when niggas get money,
they just forget shit around.
I'll take some of that shit home.
We got a pack of turkey in there, like four.
No, you more than welcome.
I got her cooking for 300, man.
You know.
He'll be more than enough.
Do you believe in doing, like, I know your father,
your father has his family, mom, do what you do?
He almost smacked the shit out of me.
So what you doing for Thanksgiving, man?
Jimmy said, and your mother said, you have food over there.
I said, you're more than welcome.
Who the fuck you talk about you?
Who the fuck is more than welcome?
He say that shit to me again.
Oh, my God.
So you're like bringing everybody together?
Like, is that a thing?
Mom, I'm going to go do her own thing.
She's going to go do her own thing.
She was originally supposed to be out of town.
But that was during the TSA bullshit.
So she canceled that.
But she'll be at her friend's house.
My dad and the kids, my brothers have come up.
My sister will be there.
My baby, her kids, fucking Kino,
eat if I'm sure Coria, come get a turkey wing.
I'm pulling up.
Corrie's 100.
We pull it up.
Shit, I might pull up.
We ain't got no kids.
So we just run it.
This is the first time.
That's nice.
Yeah.
I feel like free.
Free say you got no kids.
You love them so much.
You love them so much.
No, when I say I got no kids, I mean I'm going outside somewhere.
He's not that on himself.
He said, hold his.
Yo.
You know my kid.
I love him.
But God, damn.
Oh, he's going to be there.
He ain't going to be there.
That's why I might slip out.
I might just slip out.
I'll be right back.
He can't leave little mopping with grandma.
My mom and my kid.
Yo, yeah, she gets on their nerves fast.
What time is your bedtime?
Mom, it's noon.
Let them play.
I feel like part of the only reason we could leave this,
I feel like part of the only reason my girl's even up here cooking.
She said some shit.
She was like, yeah, I'll come up and cook.
I mean, last Thanksgiving you wasn't doing shit.
You just ran around and got plates from houses.
And I was like, uh.
That's the bag.
That's fly.
Yeah.
I love doing that.
Me too.
You know, when you just home in the house,
yourself, then you get up in around three, four.
And start making rounds.
Make them rounds.
It's a good feeling.
You just go in there.
You don't have to be there too long.
You go in there and show.
What's the rules on that?
And some houses make some shit better than others.
I got the turkey from you.
I got stuffing from you.
I got Mack from you.
It's lit for the next five days.
Yep.
But she hate it.
How long are you guys stay to get a plate?
Because I'm playing, I do plates wrong.
I'm according to your motherfucking.
Nah, you don't have to say that long.
You don't have to stay.
If people know that you're coming,
they put a plate aside.
And you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, Caribbean household
that. Are you coming? All right. I got something
on the side for you and shit like that. You just go there. Hey, what
up y'all? And the hood. Some families
are only expecting you to come for the plate.
Yep. Like, you've been
doing this for 10 years. We know your family. Some people don't have
family. It's like, I used to go to Chad to Connecticut
and her mom in Jersey City. Every year, it was like
a ritual. I pop right up, get a plate,
talk for a few minutes, get out of
you. I respect that.
My baby mom, the first one.
You're the first one.
said she got a plate for me.
I'm getting it.
You want to eat it?
Well, go mad.
Y'all good.
Y'all good, that's right.
I'm going to eat it.
That, d'nig.
I don't like that shit.
I got a plate for you.
Hell, Dad, what you doing here, yo?
Hell, dude, shit, the fuck, I'm going to be a plate,
niggins.
Let me'll play that.
Yeah, one day we got to talk about it.
You can be scared as hell if you start cracking mom again.
Oh, shit.
You're just.
That's just me.
All right.
You're right.
Forget it.
There is a conversation to be at about that.
We'll be able to have it.
Not on holiday weekend.
Holiday weekend.
Holiday week. All right.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Let me congratulate you.
You made the Root 100.
The Roots?
Is that the shit that you were doing?
Well, that's not how it goes.
Last week when me and Mona was popping our shit, her about the comedy list, me about, I make
something else.
anymore but whatever list I made
Mark stunned it and was like
well I made the Route 100
100 best black people ever invented
since BC since before Christ
and we was like oh shit all right
nigga you ain't have to do all that and toward the end
of the episode I was like well Mark is there anybody else
did you want to shout out that made the Route 100 he brushed over it
there was nobody shouted out
nobody was mentioned boy I get home into my surprise
Guess who else made the Route 100?
Oh, shit.
Me.
Come on, Mark.
I didn't know.
Mark is a hate that.
Come on, man.
I didn't know.
Mark is a hater.
I didn't even read the list.
Oh, so how you knew you was on it?
Because they sent you an email, like, asking you to come to the gala.
And so I just respond to our VP.
Are you going to the gala?
Oh, I got to check my email.
Yeah.
You go to the gala?
Well, that's it in promotions.
You know, they would be speaking.
splitting the email.
Right.
Sometimes a good email
hit their promotions.
It's fuck you up.
You gotta go look.
I turn that shit back.
I want all of my time.
I would go to the Route 100.
It's actually kind of dope.
It's in New York.
And I'm going to try to go to
Martha's Vineyard for the black people week
and they do.
You should definitely come.
I told you.
Are you going this week?
Yeah.
I mean, this week.
This year?
Yeah.
Oh, we're out.
Let's say.
Let's do it.
Yeah, don't try to not be seen with me,
I'll introduce you out of the people.
To what people?
People on the first floor.
We're with a hood
The rest of them already there
Basement first one
Definitely a lot of vineyard people upstairs
That's a shame
That is a damn shame
Yeah we're done
It's all right
It's cool life on with the hood
Yeah me too
Yep
Yeah
Just gotta know where you're at
From
You don't know what you're at for
You don't know what that is
Freeze
You don't know
You know that it, Joe?
Yes, I know what that is.
Tell that nigga free.
He don't know.
I'm great at this game.
My girl tried to do this shit on the Instagram
another day.
They play one second of a song.
You got to figure out of a song.
I knew all those shit.
Let you know, Joe.
Don't act like I,
next week when I come.
If you play a song for one second,
I'm going to know.
You're not going to get all the songs for one second, Joe.
Depending on the song.
I know a lot of songs.
Depend on the genre.
I know a lot of song.
I know a lot.
All right.
Next week, I'm coming with a record.
All right.
So we'll do it.
Let's do with that.
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Speaking of Shador, good pick, uh, ish.
Yeah.
Mark will ISO on you.
Shador Sanders had his first start of the season the other day,
got the W as coached during the game winning speech,
shit it all over.
didn't give him the confidence and encouragement needed to go forward.
Mark, how you feeling?
You've been on the Shador hate train.
As everybody says, I'm not on the Shador hate train.
I am a Shador fan.
Anybody that got a black dad that kicked ass in sports, you against that show.
Not at all.
I was rooting for him.
The only thing I said was in the preseason when everybody was saying,
see, he proved the haters wrong with that one half of preseason football.
I just said it's too early to make good or bad projections about somebody.
I think let the season play out see how they play.
But I'm rooting for him.
I want him to do well.
And he broke the streak of Brown's quarterbacks
that lose their first game.
So going back to 1999, I think.
Oh.
Yeah.
So he did that in his big.
I was watch his postgame speech.
And now they mad at him for his postgame speech.
That shit.
Yeah, for having confidence.
Yeah, because he was like, magic.
He said, that's just what a week of practice?
Imagine what would have happened if I had the whole preseason.
It's kind of dangerous.
And people felt like, wait, be humble, let it play out.
I hate that.
They always one thing is to be humble.
Fuck that.
You know, my.
My thing is you could talk big shit as long as you're willing to back it up and as long as you
willing to be accountable when you lose.
I ain't mad at him for it.
Talk crazy.
Do whatever you want.
Muhammad Ali did it.
His dad did it.
His dad did it as soon as he came into the lead.
He didn't wait until he was, you know, the legend to do it.
So go ahead.
You can talk shit when Malz Garrett is your teammate and he's saying, yo, that was an amazing
throw.
It's only a handful of quarterbacks that can make that throw.
Like, when you have that endorsement from arguably one of the best of.
defensive players all the time.
I think you have to say that now
when it comes from House Garrett.
Then you should be feeling yourself.
Which throw?
The one where he was rolling out?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that one.
He threw that, my boss.
It was tough.
He did.
Yeah.
He slung them up it.
That shit was tough.
I also think, I mean, call me a weirdo.
I do think that some shit be genetics, yo.
Like, yeah.
I think there's a winning gene kind of.
Okay.
Like a winning gene, a winning house.
You grew up around somebody that was talking,
winning shit, preaching,
winning habits.
and practices.
I subscribe to that.
I do.
I think that's legit.
I would bet on that before I start talking.
Who's the other rookie yard?
Dylan?
Dylan.
Gabriel.
Yeah.
And the other thing, like, when your fate is your fate,
nothing they can do about it.
Yep.
When your fate is your fate, there's nothing they can do about it.
All them injuries.
They traded Flaco, traded somebody else.
Now they're carrying Deshaun Watkins.
They're like, Shadoo was going to get his shot no matter what anybody had to say
about it because sometimes the stars are just aligned Shadoo you have my support I saw a whole bunch of
bitches on Instagram doing that doing the elbow I see that I'm gonna see what the bidsions
do it they're doing the Chador they're like ah yeah no I'm happy for them they are doing the
Shador people just don't like him they go to Shador people don't like him because he cocky
basically yeah pretty much it's not just that I don't I'm gonna say yeah it's that's a arrogant too
I don't think he cocky no he's cocky but I ain't mad at him for it bro I don't know one athlete
You should be caught.
I'm dead at, listen.
I don't know one actor.
Do you want a humble, fucking quarterback?
I don't want a humble quarterback, a humble wide receiver.
Yeah.
Certain positions, I need you to be in a, I need you to be.
But you're still on the other fence, though, Mark.
I'm not on the fence.
I'm ruling for it.
I like Shador.
The only thing I've ever said about him was that one preseason game, I didn't think disproved all of his critics.
And it also didn't prove anything to anybody.
decorations in your house.
You be the top of my tree.
Yeah, there you go.
But when y'all actually watched the game,
did y'all see the things that look like a special quarterback?
I didn't watch the guy.
I saw the highlight.
Mark, you're trying to be shady, you bitch.
No, I'm not.
You got to catch him all.
There is no shade in this question.
Again, I like Shador.
I don't know enough about football to know whether he's good or not.
If you're trying to highlight, he showed flashes.
Yeah, he looks solid.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Was it a good rookie quarterback game?
I'm not being funny.
Yeah.
He looks solid.
Well, yeah, especially if you got him in the fifth round.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm asking because I don't know.
Was it different?
It was the fifth.
Yeah.
If you got him in the fifth round, what are you going to say?
You got to win.
Yeah.
You got the win.
I agree.
I think his numbers will improve.
But, I mean, he showed flash.
You said, Colorado shit.
I'm rooting for him, man.
Me too.
I was what I was about to say.
Like, I saw stuff in college.
I didn't watch the game the other day, but I saw stuff in college that solidified him as a top
three quarterback, in my opinion, in the draft.
Mm.
Like, Home Depot got TVs.
They do, they do too
It's the Cleveland game
Yeah, it works
I was in San Fran
For the Niners game
Started Brock Purdy on my fantasy team
Because Justin Herbert is on a buy
Wirtwer
Two interceptions in the first quarter
Three in the first half
One in the fucking red zone
These guys are fucking
Fucking guy
The Rams are legit though
Yeah they are
I might go put money on the Rams
To win the Super Bowl
That's not about
It's not bad bad at all.
They're really not slacking off.
Anytime I feel like the Rams going to football,
the niggas win, I need to go just put a couple
G-stacks.
That's when I thought it.
You said that shit.
You said that shit before the seasons.
They were showing the Rams highlights.
They were showing Aaron.
First of all, their defense is real.
It's a real defense.
And then they pan the camera to the audience
and showed Aaron Donald in there,
looking like Aaron Donald.
It's like a million bucks out.
Boy, this league is lucky.
And they just took a shirt off.
They had a shirt off.
I'm like, yo, this nigga.
Come on.
That league is lucky.
Stop cheating.
He said.
Would he be able to come back if he wanted to come back?
No, right?
Because cap reasons and all of that shit?
I'm not sure, honestly.
What if he just took a dollar?
You'll give me a dollar.
I like what y'all doing.
We out.
We back.
Maybe he could.
I don't know.
Two rings.
Shout out to the Rams, yo.
I like, I like what he said, though.
He's like, I ain't nothing else for me.
I did it all.
Everything.
I'm just.
I'm not going to lie.
Maybe recency bias and we'll leave sports.
Shout out to Pablo Torre.
Who was here.
Subscribe.
to the Patreon really, really good, really great
Pablo Torre interview.
If Matt Stafford keep it up, I'm ready to start the Matt
Stafford, Aaron Rogers' conversation.
I don't know that Aaron Rogers
is better than Matt Stafford. All time.
I don't know that.
Those couple years, Aaron Rogers
was unbelievable.
I believe he got one of them.
Yeah, he only got one chip, but.
Unbelievable was he?
It's what?
He's one of them.
Who?
Aaron Rogers.
Of course he is.
I just don't think he's, I don't think he's,
I don't know if, I don't know, I can't say he's better than Matt Stafford.
I cannot say that unequivocally.
Matt Stafford is really like that, yo.
Matt Stafford is good.
Still.
He's good.
No, today it's not even a conversation.
No, but he is.
All time, though.
He don't impact the game like Aaron Rogers.
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
Aaron Rogers rolls out.
Aaron Rogers can win a game by himself.
Like Pat Mahomes, Aaron Rogers, it's just certain dudes they could really win a game,
damn their body self, would they will and just shit.
like that.
Aaron Rogers has just been taking
his stock over the last couple of years.
It's the problem.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He probably should have retired.
And he's a MAGA head to fuck Aaron Rogers.
How about that?
The fuck.
Fuck we're talking about.
I'll go with that.
Is he?
But he's my kind of quarterback.
Oh, I don't know that.
I don't know.
I'm talking shit.
I can be lying.
He's got those mag on the nick.
That's crazy.
No, not MAGA.
He got some weird views.
He got some different.
He's in that internet sphere of like the weird conspiracy.
He's from the flat.
He's from all of that shit.
But when he's on the field, he was my kind of quarterback.
I think Matt DeVos is better than Aaron Rogers.
I don't get fuck with Pat Mac if you got to say about it.
Parks.
Parks.
No, no, you're just going right where I'm going to say.
Parks.
Yeah.
Let's do what we here, man.
Chris Paul announced that this will be his very last season.
He's retiring after this.
I know you're extremely disappointed.
He's one of your favorite point guards.
I so on Parks.
I can't believe he never won a chip.
I can't.
Wow.
I can.
That's dirty.
Wow.
Hey, you might win it this year.
Now they vetoed the Laker trade.
I don't know me.
That's true.
Basketball reasons.
It could have been different.
It could have been there.
It was basketball reasons.
If I was the Lakers,
I just threw this shit out there at the NBA.
I hate that whole story.
Anyway, that's another story for another time.
I don't understand.
I don't think that was unfair.
I think vetoing the trade was the right thing to do at the time.
But Chris Paul retiring is a big deal.
I mean, he's sort of announced in the summer.
So to me, it wasn't kind of as big a surprise
as we're making it this week.
I want him to get the farewell tour.
though I want him to get the every team in the league or every stadium in the league really
thank him for what he did and I know he's not going to get it because for a few reasons
yeah for a few reasons but but he's a lot of reasons yeah he's not very popular he's not
he's not well liked yeah why not because he's got a repetition to being a dirty player a little bit
yeah oh is he like that i say a time is tradition yeah oh you know what I mean and he's chippy
but but he was I mean really instrumental in the players union he's fought really hard to get them what
they deserve. He also was influential
in the Black Lives Matter movement with the players
in front of the camera and behind the scenes.
And for me, Chris Paul was supposed to win it
twice. Yes.
I don't want one to go on said.
I'll say once, but. The Houston
series. Oh, okay. The Houston series
where they were up three, two on
Golden State and he went down.
I think a lot of people felt
like they had a great chance to win in that series.
And the Phoenix series. And the Phoenix series
was going down.
So he had a really good shot
two times and just injuries,
nothing you could do about it.
To play elite basketball at his size, to me,
was always impressive.
At his prime, I don't know the numbers now,
but in his prime,
he had the highest P.E.R.
of any point guard in NBA history,
he was an extraordinary defense.
I don't talk about he dead or something.
He was a great defender in his prime
as well as one of the better to playmaker
you ever seen.
I mean, he was a beast and a great leader
at that height, man.
Chris Paul goes down as a top
what point guard of all the time.
10.
Stop, don't be stupid now.
12.
Holy shit.
No, he wants him higher.
Here's the thing.
You got magic, you got Isaiah, and you got Steph.
It's 10, because a lot of shit going to be arguable.
And then after that, he's in the, I think he could be anywhere else on that list.
You could, some could say Jason Kidd.
Some would say him.
He'd be the top five for me.
Kid.
Nash.
Stockton.
Yeah, so I said top 10.
Awesome.
But we named six.
Yeah, I'm not saying he's number 10.
I'm saying he's in the top 10.
Well, but if you can go higher, then we can try to go higher.
Would you put him above Westbrook?
Yes.
Yes.
For me, yes.
But again, these are...
I would have to.
There's a Westbrook argument.
Would you put it about Dave Liller?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm just naming the lead point cards.
For me, he's about five or six.
But I think he could fall anywhere between three and like eight for people, reasonably.
Yeah, I think Chris Ball is a top seven point guard all time.
And I think that's pretty fair.
Yeah.
Top ten for sure.
Like, I would have to really break...
I'm saying disrespectful.
It's not.
I would have to really sit down.
And you know what I mean?
But if you can't do it off the top of your head, then let's call them top seven.
If off the top of your head, you can't name nine, right?
There might be some of the old heads we got to consider it too.
It's a lot of niggas play basketball, bro.
Yeah, do you put them above Oscar Roberts?
I mean, this is where it gets true.
My dad balls.
I mean, shit.
I ain't one niggas.
Oscar Robinson played.
Let me stop.
You about to get it.
My dad to kick my head.
Yeah, you got to stop.
And Oscar's the old.
I ain't got nothing to say.
I ain't got nothing to say.
Chris Paul, congratulations.
on an iconic and legendary career.
You another nigger in the NBA
that have been running from me in space
for a real long time, man.
You should have some time on your hands
after the season.
If somebody out there listening to know,
Chris Paul, do me a favor.
Clip this timestamp up.
Send it right to him.
Send it right to him.
All right, what else?
What else needs our attention?
Come on, let's keep this ball moving.
What's this Twitter?
Before we go to Twitter,
I'm sorry.
I saw something on the internet today
that really made my head explode.
I'm sure that's a pause.
Yeah, is it paused.
I was watching the podcast and Juel Santana
Do we hear the clip?
You probably
Because I don't feel like I can do this justice
I saved this clip 90 times
They were talking about what the youth need
And the subject of reading came up
Here it is
Here it is let me get to it first
Why that we're going to pause
I was going to draw
And I figured we paused in this
We should though we got to start teaching our kids
though just financial wealth and literacy and all that that shit early because by the time they get
the ninth grade they should be just learning how to start businesses and how to how to how to how to
but they don't really need to know how to read
I'm not going to say that I say that I say that I say that I say that I say that I say that I'm
not saying that in a way to be literate because you're not supposed to be literate but you can
what's saying what I'm reading or or
Math.
Math.
I think you could get a...
I told you.
Told you.
Told you.
I told you the best part.
You know, I told you.
I'm reading the understanding.
I believe common sense is better than everything.
I'm on common sense, nigga.
I'm letting it clip play out.
They try to clip him up.
Common sense, be able to read the room,
be able to read life, be able to read people.
I try to understand people, understand.
I'm saying, like, nowadays, you can listen to a book.
I just listen to the 48 laws of power.
I don't know.
Listen to that too.
You don't want to listen to that too.
They got they got apps you can put it in and then to read it to you.
Like crazy?
And this is why we begin rob for the last 600 years.
It probably will.
And y'all will.
We don't want to read our contract.
You don't have to read.
You got a big tone to you.
I'm getting dumber the long guy let that play.
And trust me I'm dumb enough.
Putting a lot of faith in the AI, boys.
Oh, okay. Okay.
Distinguished panel.
And you guys.
How do we feel about this?
I have no.
I want to know what y'all thought.
I'll just say...
You all the most books.
For anyone...
We saw your book clerks.
And bookshelves.
Anyone who criticized this podcast.
Without binds, too.
No, not one live, laugh, love on that.
Not at all.
They ain't really reading them up on me.
I was disappointed to hear that.
And I loved you else and Ted.
I'm a big fan.
I just...
I don't quite get what he was trying to say.
I do.
I get what he was trying to say.
I understood exactly what he was trying to say.
He just fucked it up.
Help me understand.
Because I want to read him as generously as possible.
I think he could have got to the point about, like, business acumen and economics without throwing reading out the window.
Okay.
He was a lot of—
He was conflating reading with knowing how to read.
Or, yeah, he was conflicting book knowledge with common sense or business knowledge.
Yeah.
That's what I think he was trying to do.
He was saying today you don't have to read.
You have a lot of access to tools.
I know how to read changes that the entire premise.
Yeah.
But he was trying to do with reading what I did in elementary school with cursive.
Right.
Like I made a dissist.
I stood on business with cursive.
Yo, dog, I'm not going to need this in the future.
Because he was left-handed.
Leave me alone with this.
I am left-handed.
I was left-handed.
It was hard to.
In my district.
Right.
Curseve sucks.
I was trying to be fun.
I wasn't a fan of it.
You think I'm trying to be funny.
You're my man, probably easy.
You're trying to be defensive.
I'm saying when left-haired the thing is it'd be hard.
I'm just saying what you're saying.
You're right.
I wasn't with that cursive shit.
I think that was the point he was trying to make.
He was trying to say I'm more on fucking intuition and common sense.
Everything he said makes sense if you don't say how to read.
Yeah.
That sounds nuts.
And then instead of just like, this is the thing that happens on podcast.
People don't just retreat and say, you know, I misspoke or let me reconsider that.
Yeah.
They got a double down.
Oh, somebody can tell you what's on the menu.
Oh, you can get an after-do.
It's like, no.
That's such a bad podcast problem.
I'll have AI read.
That is a huge podcast problem that niggas can't just say, hey, I misspoke.
Yeah.
Right.
Hey, I said something I didn't mean.
This is what I meant to say.
I'm not going to kill you else.
Me either.
I understand, but that sounds nuts.
And also, you should still, even if I read him as generously as y'all are, and I think we should,
you still need to know how to read.
I mean, still should read.
And you get some.
And in my opinion, you get more education the more you read.
Like, how do you build your vocabulary, how you get certain shit if you're not reading it?
That's the biggest part that bothered me about what he said and when he said it.
It was who said it.
Like, you am C.
Yeah.
Words should be important.
We are the people that words should matter to.
We should never preach not knowing words, knowing how.
to read, not wanting to learn, being open-minded and up.
That shouldn't be, that shouldn't come from emcee.
Yeah.
So that was disturbing a little bit.
I also want to give him his props because in that same interview,
let's give him some props.
He addressed his battles with addiction and like apologize to the young fans for even
promoting that to them.
We don't really get to see a lot of artists do that.
You know, I sold you this lifestyle.
I pushed this to y'all and I was wrong for that.
So, you know, I recognize the,
I expected.
Yeah.
Meek did that too before, I think.
Yeah, a couple of, it's been a couple.
I'm just saying, overall, it's not a thing.
Like, they'll go and get clean.
They'll go and learn all this extra shit and then act like I never was that person before.
That's true.
And, I mean, Jewel's got kids.
You want to read to your kids, man.
You do.
If you never read no other time, you want to read to your kids.
Read Twitter.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You want to read.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Reading is dope, yo.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
It is. Find something to read.
It's brain exercise.
Like, get to it.
Nobody's telling you what to read, but reading this.
Something, yeah.
Fundamental.
That was the old school shit, right?
Reading is fundamental.
And now can none of the kids read.
A whole America dumb.
Because they got access to this AI shit, like you said.
A.I.
Shit reading for you.
You know what I mean?
What's the internet?
Dumbing this down.
Okay, that's one way to look at it.
I don't think the school
public school system is the best
but y'all know my views on that so I'm not going to hold your hostage with that.
I do agree that the internet is partially to blame.
People just put too much faith in technology
AI included which he referenced in this segment.
It's not everything, y'all.
But people think it's because we don't have the literacy to know that it's not,
people will then lean on it.
I mean, people use the AI searches for everything.
I was having a debate on Twitter.
Twitter because his article said James Hardin was the first person in NBA history to lead two different teams in single game scoring.
Right.
And he's not. He's just not.
And I'm like, he's not.
And I said, like, Wilk Chamberlain did it.
LeBron did.
I was going to have enough.
Yeah.
But everybody's sending Mark screenshots of the AI.
Of AI.
Saying, yes, James Hardin.
And I'm like, forget AI.
This is a fact.
Just look it up.
And they're like, fuck for looking it up.
AI says it's true.
Like, we actually believe the AI is, like, real.
I think we always be putting too much.
You know what I think the problem is too, Mark?
Oh, go ahead.
Yeah, thank you.
The problem is going for you.
Thank you very much.
The attention span.
A lot, I don't know if it's ADHD.
I don't want to misdiagnose anyone.
But the attention span is something that I can, listen.
Even ADHD is coming from the food.
I don't know what that is.
I feel like the attention span, like you can look at something.
At some point, I find myself reading it something like, man.
But then you have to push yourself through it and read it and get an understanding.
You know what happened?
You know, I mean, does he actually...
You left it right at the rim?
He left it right at the room.
I can read and understand, but what I'm saying is that...
Go Mary Belgium.
So many things...
Mary Bertram.
So many things are in my mind at one time that I'm thinking about.
My attention spans is like, okay, I got to do this, I got to do that.
But you have to read.
You have to get back to Chinatown.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I got to get to the money.
You know what I'm saying?
I got to get to it.
But...
The money, y'all, I hate when you go learn a word.
You got to learn the word.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop me at a tournament show you old niggins out of carry it.
You get money?
You know that.
Come on,
I'm trying to get to.
I have a day on my ass, too.
Everybody up here getting money.
I mean, I played with none of your own.
Well, you getting the most.
I heard that argument last time when we'll get to it.
He definitely getting the most.
I heard that.
About the boots.
Yeah.
Now, I heard it.
These are my brothers, they'd be paying me like that.
Pay you like what?
People on our son.
Nigger, wait, hold on.
Is there a carpenter?
Yeah, nigger.
Picasso's in the building, nigga, will pay you?
Wait, you agree with them?
I left one off of my, what is wastefulness.
Don't need it, don't have it, don't use it.
I feel like weightfulness is on my
don't need it and don't have it.
It's any combination of those sliders.
I wouldn't buy those boots.
Don't do that. Don't join them.
But you, okay, this is a lot of shit that you've bought
that we've seen you buy.
Like, you buy shit, you enjoy buying things
because you had the luxury to buy things.
so I didn't understand
I buy things that I want
Yes
I don't just buy shit
To buy shit
And I told these brothers
I don't even wear boots
I told them that
Man time
They know me for mad long
And still come in there
Misappropriate my character
Didn't you crack a joke
That you wanted to buy
Marty McFly's shit
One time?
Never
You didn't say that
No nigga
I'm not Waleigh
I ain't sneak ahead
I ain't walking around
No backs of the future
shit up to my fucking
Hell no
Oh I ain't my fault
The Marty McFri
That's who you think I am
Just the bottom of the buying to buy
Because I know you wasn't going to wear him.
Not at all, yo.
So we got you misjudged it.
And it should be comparing me to the Port Authority paupers.
Oh, you don't.
Like he'd be comparing,
Joe, niggas only make 99th in a week.
Well, I don't.
Sorry.
Sorry, buddy.
Is you care to rejoin?
They always want to whistle.
They'll meet up.
Anyway.
What else is important?
What else is important,
unimportant?
It needs our attention.
Reading is fundamental.
Comprehension.
Comprehension.
A.I. It's and everything.
I saw one more thing on the internet that really bothered me
in the last 48 hours.
It was, I guess, Fad's birthday?
Fabulous. Was it his birthday?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It had to be, right?
Audience, do y'all hear Mark's voice?
I want, as I learn Mark's pod and style,
I want y'all to learn it to.
Do y'all just hear his, the tonality?
Like, you get it now, right?
Go ahead.
What's going on?
No, no, man.
Let's hear it out.
I don't even.
Ish, do you understand?
I have no idea.
Okay.
I stay with Ish.
No, Fab, it was his birthday, and they gave him a cake with candles on it.
He didn't want to blow the candles.
Yeah, he was...
My dramatic intro is gone, but yeah, he was doing this with the flame.
You know what I mean?
I was like, why's he waving at the candles like that?
Well, it's unsanitary to blow over the cake, and everybody's going to cut and eat the cake.
But that wasn't his reason.
Yeah, I'm saying.
Because sanitary I get.
What do you say?
I didn't see the clip.
What he said?
Basically, he's not blowing out candles
because that's like, I guess, gay
or that's like a pause.
I mean, people will make jokes about it.
I'm going to get into the benefit of the doubt
and say he was joking.
Yeah, he was joking.
I was going to ask.
I think if he was home in his house
with his family and friends,
I don't think he's going to just wave
over some birthday candles.
You got shit holding the cake.
It's like, it's fantastic.
I don't think he wanted to blow the candles out
in front of Jim and Dave and
why?
No one known.
Even though they expected them to, too.
They looked like they were waiting for them.
They were confused.
I'm gonna cut him.
He won't blow them candles out and be a mean.
Yeah.
Like, he,
somebody would have caught him.
Somebody would have caught him in the picture.
That's worth being a meme about.
That's a positive meme.
So who, though?
No, it's not.
It depends on the person.
No, no, no.
It depends on the person.
Yo, we're almost 50.
I know.
I know.
And these creative niggas on the internet,
they're starting to start meming you up.
I'm not.
That might be saying that.
What effect should that have on a 50-year-old?
When you...
I'm asking.
They're going to meme them up.
They're doing what the kids do with the memes.
Should that have an effect on you as an almost 50-year-old?
If you're a person who cares so much about looking cool, yes.
And you're in hip-in-by-old.
And that's who we're talking about.
You shouldn't care so much about looking cool that you can't blow out candles on your birthday game.
I'm not...
I'm not talking about.
But I'm just saying, I'm only...
Is that specific to Fab?
It's just, to me, it's like, if Fab is not doing it because he's worried about the public reaction,
and my thing is more about the public then.
Like, why do we, are we so, like, how ridiculous have we gotten?
I ain't when we willfully obtuse.
We know what it is already, man.
Like, we know.
We know why we know.
I don't.
That's it.
That's just stupid.
Would you block, would you blow out the candles?
No.
Would you blow out the candles?
Shut up, Cliff, I do not believe you.
I'm not.
You will blow out the candles.
But if we had a case, we're not mature enough for this.
There go.
Look, look.
The gate office.
The gate police.
Look, look.
He said with you
Blake's doing out again
He said
Look at you
What we did
He put his hips into it
Yeah
He went over
Over
You almost 50
You almost 50, look at you
Crack and Gay Jokes
I'm saying
If you had a birthday
If you did that
I would blow out the candles
Paws
I would look at you crazy
To fucking take your elbow
In your forearm
If Jim and them is doing it
Mano and them is doing
It's bad to
It's something amongst us
Of course if we in the
crib is different. Yo, Jim and Mano, you know what else?
I don't like. You blow it in the crib. Jim and Mayno are
fucking absolute sweetheart, yo. They are.
They are absolute sweethearts.
Mayno, if you go to Mayno house, we'll have
a cake with candles, cupcakes,
chicken, some wingets, and this motherfucker.
We have to stop acting like because niggas make street songs
that you can't do regular birthday
kids. It depends on when you're at. They're
an IFC. Nick, they're there. Happy
birthday. Nick, if you're at home, if I'm at
Maineo crib and he got me a cake, I'm going to blow it out.
Not at the fucking podcast
plays, pause. Look at y'all laughing.
You're freaking.
You ain't got to pause it.
Because you're laughing.
So you blow it?
And you should be a shaming yourself.
You'll blow it out of that hole.
A scholar.
A fucking scholar saying pause.
You would say pause.
I'm not saying pause.
But you cold sign of my pause.
No.
I'm saying don't pause it.
Yeah.
Yo.
Your button.
Mano, I'm on air, my brother.
I'm on air.
You're on air?
Yeah, don't say nothing crazy incriminate neither one.
How are you doing, my brother?
What's going on?
My brother, how you feeling?
Yo.
Talk with some nice tone, nigga.
I can't, that's Flip.
Flip said with us.
You know who it is.
Listen.
What's that?
You would judge me if I blew the fucking candles out on the cake around you?
I'm asking.
I'm talking about it.
I'm asking.
What are we talking about it?
Listen, listen, Paul's is a game that I don't even want to play, but you play it.
Exactly.
There you go.
Meadow, you are a fucking liar, yo.
If it was my birthday and I came to your house.
I can't get out.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
We all go crazy.
I'm trying to get out.
See, they won't let's who you play.
We all around the same age.
We're going on 50.
Yo, listen to me.
I even came up with a new slogan.
It's called no pause.
Oh, that ain't going to fly.
It's not going to work.
There you go.
There you go.
It's not working.
So you all right with a nigger using his forearm
to blow out candles on a cake?
Fab can hear you. I hope you know that.
Great.
Great. Awesome.
Listen.
So, listen, niggas is going to play pause for the rest of their life.
I just, we just got to understand it.
A birthday cake, Mano and Fad.
Listen, it don't matter.
It does.
You're not even, you're not, see, listen, niggins is not even going to take a hint.
Not going to get caught.
I'm not going to get caught.
Nobody getting caught.
But this is what I said.
This is what I said.
If Fabb was home in his house around his family and kids and shit with a birthday cake, he's not going to do that, right?
He's going to blow the care.
No, he's not going to do that.
Don't answer for him.
He's listening.
Ask him.
Yo, nigger, you in the back, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
This man.
Yeah.
Oh, all right.
All right.
You cleared it up for me.
You cleared it up for me.
Yeah.
Yo, listen.
You listen.
That was cool.
Every day there's a, there's a nigga catching a pause charge,
and it's probably likely, more than likely to be me.
Oh, my.
Yeah, shut your ass up, bigger.
Yeah, these, these niggas, man.
Yo, I got to come over there.
I got to come over there when you all recall.
I want to talk to y'all face-to-face about this.
Once you come pull up, we'll be on there tomorrow.
We're going to have some food and everything for you.
Pull up on us.
I might come get a plate, man.
Bring flip with you.
There ain't no, nigga.
Bring my little man.
I might just, oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, hey.
Bring my little man.
I'm gonna knock you out when I see you.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Yeah, I might bring your guy with me, man.
We'll see.
Bring my low man.
I hate you tomorrow, boy.
One.
All right.
That makes me feel better.
Nobody go do that with their family, niggily?
That makes me feel so much bad.
I just don't know.
I tell you, we see sharing the internet.
I don't know how to take it.
We saw on the internet.
I don't know if I really feel like that.
It's a joke.
You don't practice the poise.
There's these hooligans.
You regular.
If you give me a cake, every birthday, I'm blowing it up.
I'm blowing out too because I ain't.
Why you keep saying pause?
You keep saying pause.
You got made it uncomfortable.
All right.
It's the same space.
You can blow on it all you want.
We don't care.
Okay.
All right.
Just say I'm gonna blow it out.
I will extinguish the flame.
With your mouth.
I will extinguish the flame with my mouth.
I will extinguish the flame with my mouth.
I will extinguish the flame with my lips.
Oh, shit with his lips.
See, look.
Look.
Oh, you should work at the box.
if you can do all that, nigga.
They've got an 8 o'clock show waiting, do you?
All right, I feel so much better now.
Thank God.
You don't speak to niggins in a while.
You matured, bro.
Mayno and Fab is on the phone at 1 p.m.
These niggins is friends.
Get into it.
Go ahead, now.
I might pull up on them niggins.
Mayn't be having good food.
And Jim Maw's be having good food.
I got to see who's cooking, but we'll see.
You going a little man?
Yo.
He said his little man.
He said his little man.
I heard him.
I heard him.
Must be two queensflips.
Must be another one.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
All right.
What else?
What else needs us?
Yo, here's a question I don't want to ask you all, but I will.
Let's hear it.
Did anybody see the Kevin Hart stand up?
No.
Not yet.
Yeah.
I saw it.
Not yet.
I am going to watch it at some point.
I'm going to watch it too.
I'm going to watch it.
I'm going to watch it.
I'm going to lay eyes on it, man.
I went saw a wicked last thing.
Yeah.
Kev was supposed to come up here a few weeks ago.
I am going to check it out.
But Mark, you said you saw it?
Yeah, it's all right.
I said it live.
He's going to live, though.
You said something about that, right?
Yeah, man.
What did you think?
It was good.
I think for me, Kevin Hart is getting better as a comedian.
Like, I didn't used to care for him, but the last two shows that I've seen of his have been really funny.
Way more funnier than he used to be.
I wasn't the biggest fan now.
I'm a fan.
His last two stand-ups are really good.
I've never been the biggest Kevin Hart stand-up fan.
I like his acting and roles he plays.
Sometimes, like the kid jokes and all that stuff is, I don't have kids, so it misses me.
Maybe that's why I like.
No, his last two have been really good to me.
Brother Mark?
These have been my two of my favorites of his.
The early stuff he did on Comedy Central and his first special, I really like.
Some of them I like more than others.
I'm like Parks.
I love him as an actor, a comedic actor.
I love him in his roles.
Mark.
I'm going to be a lot of words
No, no, but these last two
I think...
He took it back to Comedy Central.
He took it back.
He's a way.
He's so plain.
Philly.
Nigel.
All right, Nick,
Comedy Central has a few years ago.
When Marcus started using words
for no reason?
Yeah.
Mark is up, man.
Get to it.
I'm saying,
come on.
Come on, I'm a final way
to say the truth to.
I'm a joy.
I didn't leave you on the edge.
I saw it.
I know you saw you.
I know he's lying-ass.
I know he's lying-ass.
I was going to let a rock.
I was going to let a rock.
This thing I told me he saw it already.
Yeah, I was lying.
And I'll let you live.
Then I hear you on the end.
Then I heard what issue had to say.
I was like, I saw it.
It wasn't good?
I fucking took a flight yesterday and I downloaded it to my fucking iPad.
When I was in the hotel room, I hit play on it.
I did.
Okay.
What happened?
It's just, it's really clean family.
Hardy laughs.
I'm not watching it.
It's Kevin Hart protecting all his.
business interest.
While still being funny doing it.
That's why I like it.
It wasn't like not funny.
It's just, um...
To me it's not the best Kevin Hart version I like.
Y'all want him edgy?
Y'all want him edgy?
Yes.
That's what it is.
Edgier.
I want him to not try to combine edgy with the family fun.
Like he was trying to curse a lot.
Yeah.
Like forced curses?
Check it out.
Got it.
All right.
Check it out.
Watch it for yourself so we can come back and have an educated conversation about it.
I like the one before.
or the one we took up
to bring up his pizza and all that.
He don't went to them.
More than this.
This boy right here.
Hey, bro, it's all right, bro.
It's cool.
You're all from Philly.
Yeah, we got it.
So lame.
Paper soldiers.
Jumaghi.
Jumagi come out.
Jumagi 3.
People should watch it.
It's a good special and it's funny.
Family-oriented.
It's just, it's not the version of Kevin
that I like the most.
That's all.
But it's funny.
I agree with that.
Okay.
I got kids and don't be
All right
Yeah but this is about like
Fraising them and stuff
Yeah
Yeah
I'm saying
It's
It's um
Yeah
They want the dirty
People mature in life
They can't accept that
They want dirty and raunchy
And crazy stuff
But there's some funny stuff
In there the whole bit
About how he heard his
Hurt his adductor and all that shit
Like there's some funny stuff in there
I just
That sounds funny
Yeah I just
Again
I like a different version of him
there you have it
there you have it shout out to
Kevin Hart
Campbell's Soup
Let's get to the real important shit
The VP
This hurts man
I wasn't even sure if I wanted to come in
break this story
The whistleblower
Of yeah a former Campbell Soup employee
Recorded one of the Campbell Soup
Big Dogs in a meeting
Going off
About Campbell Soup
this is another clip that I happen to have saved nine times.
You wasn't missing no clues.
I couldn't believe it.
Yeah, no, I couldn't believe it.
I can absolutely believe it.
I don't know why.
This is a shock to anybody.
My grandma has turned it around.
You ever seen them little chicken pieces in the chicken soup?
That shit ain't chicken.
That shit is not noodles nor chicken.
You got breaking news.
Breaking news.
I just opened up my phone to go to the clip.
Looks like, I don't know if this is real.
I got to check.
50 cents diddy Netflix series,
Sean Combs, The Reckoning, sets December
release date. Yeah, I saw that.
December 2nd. December 2nd.
Yeah. That's next week.
Yeah.
Let me see.
But look at the photo they picked, like,
awesome. All right, anyway,
let me go get this clip.
Let me go get this clip.
Do-D-do-do-to-to-to-do.
They said the Campbell soup is made,
the chicken is made by a 3D printer.
Oh, no, that's real.
Did he shit?
Netflix.
All right.
Here we go.
A four-part documentary.
Oh, uh.
That's shit for fucking poor people.
Who buys our shit?
And that's just part of an over an hour long rant,
says on a security analyst for Campbell's, Robert Garza of Monroe.
I don't buy it, it's barely anymore.
So I don't think.
Not that I don't look at it, even in a Santa Sufi, look at it.
Look at me.
Pop, bioengineer meat.
I don't want to eat a .
A piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer.
You?
The recording allegedly of Campbell's VP and Chief Information Security Officer Martin Bally.
He has no filter.
Bally along with another supervisor in Campbell soup company named in a lawsuit filed Thursday.
The suit claiming Bally made racist remarks.
Admits to coming to work high and Garza fired for coming forward.
What do you think about the things that he was saying?
Oh, just peer disgust.
Shut your rat ass up.
It does sound disgusting.
his defense. Okay. What? I already know
what he thinking. If I were to Campbell's soup, I would go
high too. Yeah.
Because why? I mean, what the fuck?
I got a 3D print this chicken
It's a new interesting way.
We got brought to print.
It's made for fucking poor people.
I'm not eating that shit. I don't know what's in it.
That's what he said.
I mean, I had never thought about
that. Is that true? The Campbell
soup is just for poor people?
You know how much it can cost?
When you get money, do you?
No, he don't.
When you get money, do you move on a
Grasso.
When the last time you ate at Campbell.
When I was poor.
I haven't.
I said,
Twent.
Since he gave up his fucking stock.
Oh,
sure.
He said,
you had choices.
Just childhood.
Yeah.
Like, cable, I don't know if his...
Dog, I may have stock
in Campbell's soup right now.
I thought you sold your shit.
I don't know about this.
No, you said your grandma gave you something.
My grandma gave me...
She said that was the guaranteed stock back in the day.
You sold it for, like, fire.
That's fucked up.
sell now.
I better sell.
Yeah,
better sell.
Don't let Nana down.
Y'all don't eat Campbell soup
to that.
No.
It's been a while.
I don't think canned soup
too much too salty.
But if I did,
it wouldn't be that one.
Once I learned how easy it was
to make chicken noodles soup,
I just started making that shit myself.
It doesn't.
It doesn't taste like that.
Yes, it does.
Like Campbell?
It tastes better.
No, it don't taste like Campbell's.
It takes a lot better than chicken.
Salt water and fucking.
Right.
One vegetable in that shit.
Nothing.
It's a soup.
It's broth.
The noodles.
Louie Rockin'all.
Okay, the little soup is good now.
Yeah, that shit will be like, yo, I don't know about the little chicken.
I might still do it tomato.
Camels?
Yeah.
I'm not touching that shit.
No, of course not.
I'm not eating it.
What I'm saying is that shit was good when we was kids.
Fact.
That's because you were grilled cheese.
We ain't know no better.
I don't know if it was ever real.
It might not.
We ain't know no better.
You all never think that. Huh?
Y'all really don't think it's real?
No.
The chicken?
We just heard the CEO say anything.
Have you seen the chicken?
The VP say, you.
You haven't seen the VP of cooking.
You're the security VP.
Yeah, you think he got the secret recipes?
I think he's talking shit.
You can just look at the back of the can.
Go open a can of chicken noodle soup and look at the chicken.
You tell me if you think that's chicken.
See, I think it's all processed, but I think it's a real animal.
I think it's a real chicken.
You?
Yeah, me.
I don't know if you worked here when I told the story about how my family was getting money with Campbell's soup,
but it probably wasn't real.
Oh, shit.
And if it was real, it wasn't the part you want.
At all.
At all.
I don't even want to know what your family was doing to know that.
It's nothing but chicken dicks in there.
Chicken dicks.
That's not but chicken dicks.
The chicken got a dick.
Chicken dick soup, man.
Who's that chicken nipples?
Oh, y'all.
Y'all nasty.
You're not really nasty.
Oh, man.
I would tell you more, but it would be unearthing deep dark family secrets.
Yeah, I would get phone calls.
Gotcha, got you got about it.
But trust, before 3D printing chicken came out, they had some other tricks.
Other 3Ds in the super.
That hurts, man.
I wonder how much money this dude is looking to get.
It seemed like they got him dead the rights.
If he'll say that, I could, and he was saying that shit passionately.
Yeah.
You could tell my man's mouth is reckless.
You could say he'll say anything.
They should have paid him.
They should have paid him.
Whatever.
Whatever.
I'm going to a rag.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
It's always somebody at the top who got the unfiltered, reckless mouth.
Here you're going to pause.
You're going to come in and start taping everything and take it to court.
Taping people's crazy.
I just, I have no respect for people who do that.
For taping?
Yeah, like secretly recording conversations and all that shit.
I hate that.
That's why I don't even talk to people, yo.
That's all going to be what shit.
Yeah.
Sorry.
You get risky.
I don't know what nobody's intention is.
man.
And I'm saying foul shit, nigga.
I'm not saying,
I'm not saying shit that's clean cut.
I'm saying,
thinking it's a private conversation.
Yeah,
it's a private convoy.
Yeah, man.
Anyways.
You can't do that.
Once you get high up.
Speaking of not talking.
I got to go get that Campbell shit
on my Chicago.
What do you say more?
Now, I just said,
speaking and not talking,
we have some bad news.
What?
A podcast is
falling.
Yeah, yeah, that shit hurt me.
That should hurt.
That was a depressing ride in, man.
I had to find some happy music to play after that.
Yeah, I ain't like this one.
It made me sad to hear.
For those of you that don't know,
Savon, our friend and family,
our good brother, and Alex.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They have decided to call it quits,
put a temporary hold on their podcast.
Temporarily indefinite holds.
Indefinite, yeah.
They sounded like they didn't know
when they would come back or if they would ever come back.
A lot of people were confused about that.
There was a lot of chatter online.
I was in the air when the news broke.
I was busy with some shit.
But this morning before work, I gave my good brother a call.
And I said, listen, I've worked with you too long
to not give you a courtesy call before I go in there
and press play on this motherfucking queen.
I spoke to him.
He sounds like he's in good spirits.
She said the same about Alex.
Good.
And from what I gathered, from what he was saying,
not saying too much, but just potting and lifing at the same time,
it's hard.
It's hard.
There's no other explanation for it.
I'm not going to shoot him too much bail.
Well, at least not before I play the joint.
We've done too much talking already.
Yeah, you need sound sure for this.
So, Vaughn, I love you, man.
But you work with us long enough.
You know how this goes, man.
He still got to give him that nasty bass.
Damn.
Yes, sir.
I never wanted to play this for the need to know, boys, man.
I didn't see it coming.
Me, the two really talented brothers, man.
Two people that we love.
Who going to do the mixer now?
Yeah.
Down the street.
Hey.
Hey.
New sign of the side of speak.
Machine guns ready to go.
Are you ready?
Are you ready to this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
To the shine of the dust.
This hurts me more than it hurts you, man.
And another one down.
And another one dies the dust.
Hey.
Another one buys the dust.
Hate to hear it.
Need to know boys.
It looks like they've recorded what looks to be probably their final episode, man.
Both these brothers got jobs and careers and other ways that they're getting money.
I would like to see this podcast come back.
Me too.
I thought they were super entertaining and informative,
especially for their age range.
For sure.
Like, I was a fan.
Me too.
And it hurts.
It hurts.
I never like to see anybody that comes from the Joe Budden family tree
stop recording.
Well, it may be a few of y'all.
It wasn't supposed to be.
Save all in Alex, man.
God damn it.
I love you guys.
Anything y'all need, man.
Give me a call.
Y'all know I'm always here.
Yeah, same on Alex.
We love you.
We love y'all, man.
That one hurt.
And salute to all the former co-hosts, Steph and Reggie and everybody.
Sure.
Shout to everybody out there trucking it through this podcast and shit.
It's not as easy as podcasters make it look.
And when podcasters are going through things, sometimes, it's hard to see it.
They're not coming on air and just telling you about all their trials and tribulations and hurdles that they got to fight through.
It is tough.
Yeah.
It is, it is tough.
Well, is there a mistake that, and I'm not talking about.
talking about Savon and Alex anymore, just in general, these
podcastsers who come in and think it's easier than
it is. Like, what's the mistake they make?
Is there something they miss?
To me, from the conversations I heard on their
pod, it sounded like they were
maybe on the same page with certain things.
It didn't sound like
like Patreon, for example. It sounded like
they didn't really have the same vision for certain
things. I think teamwork, ultimately,
is to answer that question.
Yeah. If you're not playing as a team,
it's going to be hard to be successful.
Here's the thing in the podcast game, what I learned,
When you first get into it, people look at Joe and us and other people think that there's a lot of money to get which there is.
But they don't, not them, removing it from them, people don't know how to go through the rough patch.
Like after the first 12 episodes, a lot of people quit.
There's a rough patch you've got to go through it.
A lot of people depend on guests.
A lot of people depend on different things.
And when that runs out, then you have to be creative.
You have to be original.
and you have to know the lane that you're going in
and even if it goes, because it's so many podcasts,
even if it slows down, you have to stick through it.
Just go back home and, you know,
I'm not talking about them, but I know a lot of people,
they quit.
I quit.
I tell a story all the time.
I didn't get that far.
How many episodes did you do, like two or three?
No, we did.
Seven.
Eight or something like that.
And my podcast, I feel like with 300 or something episodes.
It was just dealing with the people who was a headache for me,
but I remember just got to figure it out.
Yeah.
The thing about pardon, and not even pardon, but anything broadcast or having to do with the fans that I was doing early on, I just loved doing that.
That's a big part of it.
That's a major part.
I think both of them, well, I guess we're not talking specifically, they both love the business, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, they did.
But outside of them, a lot of people, like Flip said, you see the numbers.
You think, oh, I could jump in here and go make some money real quick.
Right, right.
you don't have the right chemistry
you don't have to write
questioning nobody's love for it
you got to love it enough
for that love to carry you when you hate it
yeah true
you got to love it enough for when everything
is burning to the ground
that's the fuel that you running off of
like I blog TV for free
you stream for free the old
old old old old pod for free
the first time we did this part for the first three
years was free.
And I'm talking about free.
Today, if you niggas is doing it for free,
at least y'all can see where money is coming from.
There's Netflix now dumping money in the podcast
and Spotify had their run.
They got all of the sports shits dumping money.
You could see it somewhat.
In 2015, you could not see no money
where will this come from.
True.
If you're not doing it for free,
that's why that was like the golden era of this shit.
If you was good and doing it, then you had to love it.
You had to love it.
It wasn't a dime.
The most you were going to get was fucking a couple hundred grand from quarter lab or eye heart or just somebody.
But it's tough.
I look the same way as the music industry.
Like there was a time when niggas wasn't making money.
It was just rapping for the love of being rappers.
Rappers.
And then you started to see that and it made everybody else say, oh, you know what?
They get money over there.
I'm not good at it.
I don't really want to do it.
I want to do it to springboard or something else.
But let me just go in here because that's where the money is.
It's the gratification though, too.
Like if you, they, people, ever since COVID, people were trying to, when a lot of people
were starting podcasts and wanting to be entrepreneurs and stuff like that, people just go in it
with the intent of, I want to make a lot of money.
There's a lot of money here, but that's not how I work with this shit at all.
And I'm, I'm, I'm, it's a mistake.
No, I was just something even more simple.
People don't work that hard.
You know, I just meet a lot of people that just aren't willing to work very hard to be
successful.
Media gratification.
Yeah.
And if you don't work hard, it's not going to be.
going to happen. I mean, almost nobody comes out the gate
as a hit. Right.
You know. You're saying people don't work hard.
I want to add to that. People don't work smart.
Facts.
You got to get more details to that.
But I think the education comes later.
Yeah, you got to give them a little more detail. You say people are
lucky. If you're lucky, you would fall in the 3%
of those that go get to education later.
What's happening? And I'll speak for
our sector of podcasting.
niggas, like we say, go and take a check.
This is not Savon and Alex time now.
I don't know what they did.
Yeah, this will move up from that.
Niggers will go and just take a check
based off where they are, right?
And now you end up building somebody else's business.
Now you've attracted this audience that loves you.
They love you and what you're doing.
And all the goodwill and faith and effort
and hard work, blood, sweat, and tears that you putting in,
it's not going to you.
So it's all these black podcasts,
but nobody's building the business.
Nobody's building the business.
I'm the last bet standing.
Everybody else got a deal.
Whatever new opportunities come,
whatever new ventures, new windows, new companies
that went and borrowed some money,
they come and they're trying to build some audience.
They can't even talk to y'all.
Y'all in deals.
They got to go talk to I-Hart, Spotify, Barstool.
They can't talk to you.
Because of my music,
industry history
I never want to be in a situation
where I can't talk
about the good work that I'm putting in
where I got to send you to fucking
Def Jam about the Hot Joe
Button song that Def Jam
going to take and put on every soundtrack
in the world.
My love don't cost a thing
and it's fucking no, no, no, no, no.
You have to speak to me about my shit.
I feel like that should be on page one
of the pamphlet.
A lot of people want turnkey though, Joe.
A lot of people just want to go show up
sit down and record and go home.
Everybody doesn't have the admiration, ambition like you.
And you know what?
And then go do what you went through.
I'm sorry, pardon me, dog.
Pardon me.
Your vantage point that you had, you never had a job.
I had a job.
Listen on, I'm not trying to be funny.
That's serious.
I know.
And whiz.
And the whiz.
Pardon me.
And whiz.
And he worked at high.
They're out of peeing on places.
Right.
Oh, no, no.
I think, I think that most people have a nine to five.
background.
So them getting a check is normal
to survival for most
individuals. Everybody don't have
the music business or drug
dealer or just drug dealing.
All the drug dealers that excel in the music
business is because they came from
running an operation,
running a business. Drug dealing is a
business, right? So they
came from that side of it so they
don't necessarily adhere to
you're going to get a check for my work.
This is my work and I'm going to
put into it and I get out of it what I put into it.
And I think that that's where you had a vantage point.
There's a lot of rappers in podcasts and there are people that came from education or education
from entertainment or something in the arts or whatever in podcasting.
That are still just taking a check or trying to take a check.
The other part, my vantage point is that you should be able to speak to.
I'm nuts.
You are.
I agree with that.
I'm a psycho lunatic.
So some shit, I can't tell nobody to take my path.
I was nuts and I wouldn't advise those decisions to nobody else.
Niggas got mouths to feed babies, families, girlfriends, bills.
People ask me, I think a lot of it to me is ego-based.
And I think that because every show I do, they ask me this.
And I'm like, yo, I think people look at other people doing it and be like, oh, if he could do it, oh, I know I could do it.
Right?
I think a lot of people, even in the rap game, look at you and be like, oh, if that nigger could do it?
Oh, I know I could do it.
Especially somebody that they may not
view in a certain
favorable light.
It's like, you know, when you see the nigger
that you look at like a da-d-d-d-da-da-da-a,
but he got the bad girl.
You're like, oh, if he can hit it?
Oh, I know I can hit it.
And she's like, fam.
If you don't get your ass away from me.
Right.
So I think a lot of that is, yo, I'm smart.
I'm funny. I'm witty.
I do this in the barbershop all the time
and you think that's just going to translate
to a million people.
And I think you are sadly mistaken in your egos.
too big. You got to
be provocative. You got to be funny. You got to be
informative. Like, it's a lot of components that go into
and you got to work hard at it. You got to get better at it.
People won't even like watch. Like, if you're
just starting to podcast, you've got to study
your audience. You got to study yourself. You got to improve
your craft. You've got to watch yourself 10 times
and see where you did this and where you did that. The little
things that people don't do is what successful
people do all the time. And watch other people
shit. Yes. To get a bar
for production and show.
Like, if you
just freestyle and shit, oh, this was a funny
little thing. Yeah, but that's not what
SNL does. Right. You know what I'm saying?
Or fucking late night.
I watched SNL last week. Man,
they must have introduced three on their motherfuckers.
They got a whole new roster.
Yo. That intro is
long. Yeah.
Like, they got a lot of motherfuckers
on here. Yeah. Well, back to the podcasters,
man. I've been preaching it up here. The only reason
I stopped preaching it up here, like
this podcast was kind of built on preaching it.
But I stopped because I see what
y'all want to do. Y'all want to take
these checks. So I'm
fucking talking to nobody. But
there's no excuse for podcasters
on episode 1, 3, 7,
10, 13, and 15
to call me talking about, where can I get a check
from?
I'm just not going to understand it.
And it kick my back in when I say,
yo,
don't
take a check.
Yeah. And I got in
this to get a check, my nigga. What are you talking about?
Yeah, I don't. I don't.
It's to say, again, I see a lot of parallels
with music. We sit there, you hear all this talk,
yo, go independent, go this, go that.
And then there's a lot of rappers that I don't want to do that.
I am looking for a check. I'm looking for a label.
I'm looking for a situation here where I can just go and record
and y'all do everything else. Same thing with podcasts.
Don't look at me for the motto that. There's no company out there
that's going to pay you all the money I'm earning.
And when you learn that, you'll more so want to give yourself a shot
to go see what you could do on your own.
they ain't nay, I wait.
Yeah, but see the part, I disagree.
I disagree too because the part, like, again, you went, no, not that part.
No, I ain't talking about that part.
But you went how long without making money?
That's the part that a lot of people ate.
They're not willing to do.
Let's say you had $20 million, which that's a low.
We know.
Yeah, yeah, right.
What I'm saying is some niggas are content with two.
The tax is going to crack me this year.
Some niggas content with three.
They don't need the 20.
Right.
Three is more than they've ever seen.
That's how they're thinking.
I know that's how they do it.
You know what I'm saying?
Three is, nigga, 800,000 is more than a lot of these niggas ever seen.
What I'm saying is, I agree with what you're saying.
I'm saying those people would be looking at it wrong.
Yes, $3 million will do more than suffice.
But, okay, now when that deal runs up and the people that were paying you, look at you and say, thank you.
We've gotten your audience.
We've gotten their habits.
We see where they spend.
We see the sites that they go to.
And we found your replacement.
Fucking Pablo came here and talked about, what do you call it, VWRP.
Value old replacement.
So when they do that and say, thank you for your time.
We appreciate you.
So you got $3 million for a year or two years or three years.
Now what?
What do you say to, I'm agreeing with you.
Go ahead.
We just having a conversation.
What do you say to the people that follow, call her daddy, and what she did?
She's an outlier, of course.
That's what I tell him.
She's an outlier.
But I'm just saying if somebody's looking at that model,
they might not want to get, what she got, 125, 150,
something nuts.
But they, again, her five-year run has been meteoric.
She started kind of meteoric.
They started meteor.
That's another reason why it's the outlier.
But from my, from me.
She partnered with somebody who was up to Barstool,
Barstool was doing it in the space.
So her and her partner with Barstool, they had a good deal, took off catastrophic, had problems,
was able to get out of that at a time when another company was spending all the money in the world,
did that.
When that company stopped, you ran into another company that was spending all the money in the world.
I'm not even allowed to go in the serious building.
That's a joke.
I could go in there.
But they won't call me.
Like, when you're on the chessboard, everybody ain't going to be allowed the same calls in the same place.
That worked for her.
she's great.
She's great and it worked.
She's the outlier.
That's not everyone's story
to be able to go from one company
get the big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big bag.
Go from there and get an even bigger bag.
Leave your partner.
Start from scratch, do it by yourself.
Go to another company, get the biggest bag.
Like, that's a, that's, that's, we in fairy tale.
That's not every day.
Especially if you black.
Yeah?
Not to bring race into it, but you kind of have to.
Especially if you black.
I agree.
Them white people don't get to.
same black people have governors on these apps and websites that the white people don't have,
but I'm not about the white black us to death.
We have a different plight than they have.
It's tough for everybody, white and black.
But give yourself a shot.
Don't just sell out the second that somebody calls you.
The second that a Steve Stout called, the second, I'm just naming names, but anybody that
can help, you just, here's the rights.
dog you didn't even try to build it yourself
you didn't even try to make it have value
it's like owning the house
you just want to sell a house as is
or do you want to try to fix up the bathroom a little bit
nigger fix the stove make it look decent
do something to raise the value
this motherfucker it just does not make sense
I'm preaching to deaf people
because niggas are taking checks
and I can't stop you in this economy
but that ain't the way
I'm never going to do that
and to answer your question you said you know
you get that three mill for the year
or whatever the case may be
what happens next in their mind
if I got three here I'll go find another three
I'm gonna learn a little bit more
than next time I can get seven
where's my song and I don't want to play another one
but with my song that I'd say to these motherfuck
hold on me here we go
what are we talking about
what are we talking about
settle all your rights off
the companies and say yo hey whatever y'all want to do
just do it uh here here
put the stitched ads on my shit
Hey, put 900 stitched ads in my shit.
Oh, what else you want to do?
You want to sell our shit to sell our shit to get our shit in pencil?
You go ahead and negotiate it.
Come back.
Give me what's left over after that.
It all sound nuts to me.
I get how you arrive there because I'm that person.
You speaking to the niggins that don't even understand their rights.
What did you say, Mark?
I'm that person.
Like, I don't think my instinct isn't the thing entrepreneurally, you know.
And when things are intense, I'm like, I need a check.
And I don't, it's not that I don't want to.
own shit, but it's not my priority.
You know what I'm saying? And so
sometimes I don't feel like
I had a luxury of investing
long term. It's like the episode of Atlanta
when he was like, you know, poor people can't think about investing.
It's like, sometimes you think like I gotta
make a move now and I'd rather make $500,000
now than $5 million in 10 years or in two years or three years. I'm not saying
it's the right or wrong attitude, but I get how people
arrive there. Yeah. I see
how it happens. And I get why you don't do it,
but you're wired different. I can't do it.
You're wired different. I'm not, I'm not, you're
Just as an example, I wired the same way on that.
I'm not one.
I don't know.
You know, that niggins talk about,
you don't fix the bathroom.
How much you said?
Hey, man, take this house while I'm trying.
You should burn it in my hands.
Ah, fuck you talking.
No, I think for me it's a case by case basis.
But I believe to do this.
Again, these rules I'm saying are for,
I believe the people that are great at it.
Right?
Like maybe you shouldn't listen to me if you're mediocre at this
Or are full of doubt and don't really have faith in what you're doing
But if you have faith in what you're doing
Then there's no excuse to not give yourself a shot
Like if you really believe that you wanted them
And I'm not saying that you can't do what you saying
And what I'm saying at the same time even
You could
But don't do one and not the other
Especially when it comes to getting paid off the back end
Especially
Speaking to a special group of people
people, bro.
Yeah, you are.
That's it.
And an educated group of people.
That's the sad boy.
I wish I wasn't.
Our environment doesn't a lot of, you know, a lot of people, what's going on in today's
society, money is a quick fix.
Instant gratification is a quick fix for your problems initially.
And your niggas are selling ass to get it.
And then we get tried.
It takes a certain type of vigor to just go through that storm, to sit there and
you know that things is closing in on you.
It's just going to pass.
Let me not pick up this call for who.
whoever I owe money to, that's going to pass.
You have to have patience and discipline to say that when I get it, I'll take care of it.
If it come and come, that's a different type of mentality and believe in this.
And honestly, to your core, her daddy point, if that were my story, I wouldn't be like this.
Like, I don't want to make it sound like I'm on some fucking glacier standing by myself.
If I were able to go places and get my value time after time after time, then I would be marked.
I would have that thing.
Or you would have been them.
I don't know your business,
but if Spotify came with the right bag,
you might have taken that bag
and not have taken this particular journey
that you took. If Spotify would have came with the right bag,
I would have took it. And the only thing to stop me
from taking it would have been the fear
of what happens when this is over.
Because if you give it to me once,
you definitely don't want to give it to me twice.
Like, as black people that's trying to move around
in this space, you got to know
it's way more roadblocks for us.
There's people on these executive
boards in these
C-sweets, there's fucking stakeholders
that is too many approvals
that black people have to get
for you to get your cheques.
You got it once.
You think you'll get it twice and three times?
And that's where the false sense of security
coming too, because again, if that first deal
came quick and easy, you think
I can do this again.
Well, see, my brain would have been like,
yo, I'm going to take your money.
And even when y'all shut the door,
y'all can't take the money back.
So now I could build my own infrastructure.
even if I wanted to go to entrepreneurial route,
I'm going to take your money
and allow your money to fund my own infrastructure.
And that's how my brain works.
So I'll be in the middle.
That's a great way to go.
You see what I'm saying?
That's a great way to go.
But I want to encourage people out there, right?
Like, these rules don't apply.
I am my own economy.
You know what you carry a thing.
So these don't apply to me,
but I encourage everybody out there
to at least attempt to be your own building.
Got to fail a few times before you say,
you know what?
I'm going to go over here and take this back.
I agree with that.
This is why this nigga puts it.
It's worth it.
He believes in that.
He believes in what you do.
No, he do.
He do.
He believes in that even for his diggers.
Mm-hmm.
He appreciate a nigga that I just come in and get to it now because it helped find the shit.
But he also believes.
That's why I think those conversations are pivotal.
That's why I'd be mad at you when you be shooting at the EYO niggas and shit like that sometimes.
Do I shoot at?
Yes, you do.
Before, before.
He'd be playing.
It's only fun.
I don't really.
I love them niggas.
But I promote them niggas because.
Again, they, even if they did it by mistake,
they awakened a level of awareness and consciousness
in our people to be even having these types of conversations.
I think before them.
He has to go there and see the impact and the shit.
Like, he has to go there.
I've been there.
I know that.
It's totally different when you go there with them niggas.
You have to see it.
Well, I'm introvers.
I'm never going.
I'm not doing that again.
But any joke I got against E.Y.O. is all in fun.
Like the shit about them going to Terrence Jay Wedding,
that wasn't fun.
That was in fun.
they just be outside.
But it's in fun.
I love them.
I love everything that they're doing.
I love what 520 is doing.
It's too many different pods.
I love what y'all doing.
And it's too many of us that's great out there now.
See, that's the thing.
When this thing was starting,
it might have been a lot of mediocrity around.
It's a lot of greatness.
It is.
You know the problem in that?
The greatness is separated.
Through whatever means, it's always a divide.
It's never a you, Charlemagne,
these people, these people.
attack as a collective.
It's always, I'm just giving you my observation.
It's always a division
so that we can't never, like, team up like Voltron
and hold the white people to the fire.
We got to attack them.
You shoot one gun.
I'm going to shoot a gun.
I'm going to shoot a gun
as opposed to us shooting one big-assizizuca
at the establishment.
It's always some level of division,
and I think sometimes that shit is be by design,
but...
See, I disagree with that.
I think that's a common misconception.
Me and Charlemagne,
may not be, let me talk.
I just yours. I know, I know, but I like
that example, so I want to use. Me and him might not
be kumbaya, y'all, but he's
he got a whole, he's the leader
of a whole hood, he got a whole section of
people where they do, they're doing
community. Same with me,
right? Like, when
520 came in, we off talking to the side.
Every other month, I'm on with
tank, I'm on with Sean Stockman,
I'm on with, we, we
get into it, trying
to correct some of the, some of
missteps that have been had before, trying to just leave the trails so other people,
you know, how are we doing this?
How do you get to it?
Like, I do think that we talk, me and Gil, fucking, when I see Stephen Jackson, Matt Barnes,
dumb niggins, you're, like, there is a community.
I mean, you just got to kind of find it.
We're not all, we're not all beefing and just hating each other and just full of division
like they once told us we were.
There may be a few of us here and there, but I'm talking about the niggas that's really good
at this.
I'm talking about the people that are really good at this.
Like the information piece be,
what's seemingly,
because y'all, I'm not.
So, I told him when I went up to any podcast I ever went to,
at the end of it, I told them, niggas,
yo, anything you need, pull up,
hook a spot, let's kick it, talk,
math, was doing it with any podcast
that it comes my way.
I give it to, I don't gate keep the information.
Now, what you do when you get it?
Or it might not be the information
they thought it was going to hear.
Yeah, that's usually.
That's usually what it is.
It's possible.
Are you giving the information?
Oh, wait, that?
Oh, that's not what I wanted to hear from you.
And now I'm-full away.
Today, because I did what I did,
niggas are coming to me for the check.
And when I give in the information,
they almost look at it like,
nigger, I asked for the check.
Like, I didn't ask for the information.
Like, you got it.
You know I'm good.
Hire me.
See, I don't do that with the people
that are even supposed to give me a check.
I'm done convincing.
The convincing game is over.
The honeymoon fate, we did all of that.
If you're not giving it to me,
I'm going to get out of my way.
The end.
There you have it.
There you have it.
Yeah.
Sorry.
No, that's dope.
That was dope.
Necessarily.
Pardon me.
Yo, ICE, you wrote something on the board.
What's up?
Cash money reunion.
Yeah, man.
This one hurt.
Last Friday, cash money did their,
there was a reunion tour happening.
And the stop was in UBS out Long Island.
You went?
No.
I'm glad I didn't go.
because the cash money reunion tour,
which was supposed to be the hot boys,
the big timers,
you know,
all cash money.
Yeah.
Was BG and Juvenile.
Oh.
Wow.
That's it.
No man.
BG and Juvenile.
Yikes.
Why?
What happened?
What do you think is going on,
freeze?
What do I think?
Yes.
Same thing I said.
The niggas don't like each other.
There's business that we don't fuck.
Everybody don't fuck with each other.
there's the same thing I told y'all about the versus
there is some disconnects here
Turk was kicked off the tour
because he's actually suing them
they've been counters suing him
there's lawsuits involved over there
Wayne's been on his own thing
like there's
I would at least though a baby
and manny would be at the
cash money
right reunion
cash money
I'm sure they own the
trademarked.
Like I'm sure they own something.
Like y'all can't add this shit that lets me say okay.
They was on some of the days before.
I don't know what happened.
Again, there's something going on.
Is there a point as a fan where you could be like
this ain't what I signed up for?
I want my money back.
Like, how many people got beat it for it to even count as a reunion?
More than two.
That's what I feel like.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah.
For real.
I think if I don't went, I would have wanted my money back.
We had that in the slaughterhouse show kind.
drags. It had to be three of y'all there
for it to be slow down. That's what I'm
said right. Yeah. Yeah. It should be.
Makes sense.
Hmm.
Like, I'm just sorry for everybody that went,
but... That's the damn shit.
Yeah, yeah. That's a damn shit.
All right. What? It's a damn chain.
What happened? What happened to Craig, man?
No, it's...
Some niggas, it's like, I ain't got to do that.
I know when we're going to order, it needs to be a
these three of us there.
When we do our tour, how many going to have to be there?
We're never touring.
That's where every month it changes.
No, no, no, no.
I never, my touring day is over.
I'm never going to do again.
It's over for that.
But like local.
But some couple of pop-up shows.
I'm with that.
But a tour, that will never happen again.
Fair enough.
Sorry, you missed that one.
Missed that one, buddy.
That's a great era.
Figured out how to do this shit from.
From the couch, boy.
Y'all go out there.
I've never been to leave the house.
Sell your merch.
Yeah, I ain't leaving out.
But yeah, if you pop up shows, I'm not mad at that.
We got to do that.
What you said?
Are we making at that venue?
Then is that.
Because we do the show.
I'm not going to make no money.
I ain't going to make a dime.
How you figure?
Because I have a calculator.
That's why.
I have a calculator.
Y'all I hate when he do this.
I do too.
It's a smoking screen shit.
It's right.
It's not a smoke screen.
It's 100%.
honest. He's right. No, I'm not a dime.
He's not a dime.
Not a dime. You're talking about cigarette money.
Paying production.
But you're making money. I'm going to make cigarette money.
Not the money that's not money. So are you talking about paying?
I'm talking real monion, boy. Let me ask you a question. Talking that money.
Because a lot of people use that as smoking smokescreen. I got to pay production. I got to pay y'all. I got to pay you. I got to pay you. Why do you think that's a small. You're not dumb.
What? What? Let me finish. Let me finish my statement. You're not dumb. I don't think you're going to get into any situation where you're going to make. Which is why he said, I'm not going on tour.
Yeah, but fuck the tour.
We say he's still going to do a pop-up show.
That's what I'm saying.
I'll do a pop-up show and that make no money.
That's a courtesy.
That's not.
What's no money mean?
That's not slaving.
All right.
It means, can I try?
Less than seven figures.
All right.
Let's just say.
Don't do that, Mark, because they're serious.
No, no.
No, because I'm thinking about last, I'm talking about old shit.
That's why.
I'm thinking about, oh, shit, wasn't this shit.
Listen, if you, let's just say.
I can't believe this.
Bro.
I'm listening to you.
I can say.
I can say this.
Let's hypothetically say Joe makes $2 million a month.
Yes.
Hypothetically.
Okay.
Right?
Right.
Look.
Cool, right?
His stomach is dropped.
It's around three.
Right.
He got sick.
So listen.
If I go on tour and I tour six times out the month and I only get back a half a million dollars.
It's not worth it.
Is it worth me slaving, getting on a plane, going through an airport, got to deal with the sound check, the production, to this, that.
argue with the people, the fans, all of that stuff
to make less money than I could make
sitting on my couches.
No.
Insurance. My abilities.
I got it. I got it.
Because it's going to have to be insured.
You're going to have to put some of the money back into the show.
I want to have musical performer at the end of the show.
I want to do live sleepers.
Got to pay him.
Did you not?
It's no.
I mean, I don't want to discourage anybody out of.
Y'all do what works for you.
Somebody's niggas is not going on.
I came in my room.
She was in the bed.
I got run out of it.
We got to come up.
But the pop-up show you think.
you do pretty good, right?
You know what I'll do?
The pop-up shows in New York
somewhere we could drive.
It's not for no money.
I'm doing it just on some fan shit.
One, two, on some vanity shit.
One day we might pop up at Radio City
just on some van...
Just to say...
Just a pure vanity play.
I'm not trying to make no money,
but we did it.
Put something on that, you bitch-ass niggas.
And that's it.
But as far as money, I don't walk away
with fucking seven grand.
More to seven.
But...
I don't think...
Even if it's 70.
These niggas are 70, you wouldn't do it.
Even if it's 70, you wouldn't do it.
Let's not get crazy.
70 grand.
We do back-to-back shows.
If I walk with 70 grand, but the number's off.
You would get, you would get 70-cast.
You would get 70-grafts, 70 grand for a show.
I'm just freestyle.
That's on a high number.
You get 70 grand for a show.
There's a lot of niggas.
Now y'all go break it down.
There's a lot of niggas.
By the time you're finishing the 70 grand down,
I'm going to get about seven grand.
There's a lot of niggas out here that don't have.
have the file on the juice that's packing out the
Javis Center, nigga.
The fuck are we talking about here? Please.
You could do...
I understand what you're saying, but I feel like
you are smart enough and wise enough
to figure it out. To figure it out. Please do not
do not fucking take me the house.
Wild, wild wubsie land.
I'm just stuck on you saying you won't make no money
because I remember what you said when we
was planning that other tour. I remember
the comment you made
and said, I'm buying
a protect off of this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I said, so if I'm buying a protect off of tour.
Off of tour.
No, no, no.
I get that.
Off some dates.
No, no, no.
Let's say a couple of dates.
It was a couple days.
I, I, I, I, I, with the whole, what you make a month, I get that.
That's why I said, what is some money?
That's all I ask.
What is some money?
It goes back to our wasteful conversation.
With some niggas look at as waste, some niggas look at as edible.
Like for the show to make sense, right?
Yeah.
I got to be tech nine on the merch.
I got to bring trunks of merch here
for this to make sense the way I wanted to make sense.
And everybody in here got to buy something.
Like, it just...
I want to do it for y'all so y'all can have the tour
the show experience.
I want to see Ish in his bag.
Like, I want to see y'all have the show experience.
That's the show from the right.
I'm not looking at it.
It's not, it's not no money.
It's not no money for me.
Shit.
The X factor for me was the Patreon subscriptions.
Do you think that?
big events would spike the memberships?
No.
No, okay.
Not at all, not anymore than they already do.
Yeah.
And if it was really about the money, right,
then the park can never go into it.
I would go take all the speaking engagements
that are offered to me.
Yeah, that's a cheaper, that's efficient.
Just take it, it's all profit.
I don't.
It ain't about, I don't wanna do it with you.
I don't wanna go out and.
Listen, I ain't trying to go home though.
And maybe I need to grow out of that at some point.
No.
But that's just not, what, the tour or the speaking engagement?
The speaking thing.
That's what?
The speaking thing.
If I made what he made, I wouldn't speak noise.
Shit.
What you said?
If I made, if I made enough money to not speak, I wouldn't hit the room to speak.
I would.
You would pick and choose.
Yeah, it would be very, very, very.
Every speaking.
I would do five a year.
That's dumb.
And those five would be pivotal in the networking ability that you.
And it'd have to be real.
It'll be five of them.
Yeah, it has to be five of them.
It has to be five of them.
Like you could be in Silicon Valley giving a speech.
Question?
I just left Sam, Fran.
All that text shit they're talking, there was crackheads and homeless.
people in bombs.
I know.
All of them
that got a different
crap.
Some of the things
got different scagg.
I was got
niggas houses
in the side of a mountain,
nigger.
I love San Frangue.
Photos changed
based on their mood.
The amount of feet
between the homeless
nigger and the
nigga that invented some shit.
Oh yeah.
Pretty close.
Using the tinderloin there.
Yeah.
It's nasty out there.
I was about one of nasty targets.
Tendloin, yeah.
Yeah, looking for
the other silicone valley.
Yeah.
Two points
You know, he's pretty funny sometimes
Yeah
That's pretty funny
What else?
What else needs our attention?
What else needs our attention?
What's the Twitter rage bait thing?
I don't know the story.
Oh, yes.
They got you, niggas.
Yes.
They pulled back the curtain.
Yes, they did.
This is great.
This is amazing.
Twitter went and you can now click on a profile
and see where the account was created.
And how many times they changed their name?
Yep.
And when they started their account?
Yep.
And what we're coming to?
to find out is a lot of these people
that have been cosplaying as black
hip hop lovers are
non-black, non-American.
Non-black non-American people
from India and fucking
Australia.
And outside of hip-hop to your
world, like people inciting
political fucking
bullshit, not American.
Wow. Which is bigger to me.
Hip-hop is worldwide, so it is what it is.
But like when you start talking about American politics,
magapages, all this shit,
and you're from wherever, that's weird.
No, some of these hip-hop niggins was just cracking
like they was from New York.
That's true, too.
They were non-black saying, nigger, nigger, nika, nika, nika,
nika, nika, it was hip-hop for worldwide,
but you can't do that.
Yeah.
Have you a white boy from Sweden?
How much you're not?
You grew up in, motherfucking Friesbridge.
It's different.
Yeah.
Yeah, some of these niggins have changed their name 39-49 times.
It show you how many times the name been changed.
Yeah.
Wow.
One of these Kendrick fans is going through it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Look at the DHS page is going through it.
What's DHS?
The Homeland Security.
They found out that was made in Tel Aviv.
And then they went and did an update and said, okay.
Then they went and did it up there and said, okay, government pages are exempt.
We would not show where they're made from.
Wow.
Yeah, they got a call.
Yeah, they got a call.
We got a fucking call.
Where my shit say I was made from?
Where is that?
I don't look at your shit thing.
I don't know.
Livingston.
I'm not sure the shadow being angry.
We can't find that much.
He got you muted.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
It's shit and wait.
This is interesting, though.
I don't know what it'll do long term,
but it is nice to be able to go through
and look at the people talking shit
and they're like,
you're not real.
You're not who you're pretending to be,
and then this is like, you catch yourself.
Like, I'm really sitting here
letting this person rage bait me.
I love looking at what Unites America.
Word.
We're so dumb.
It goes back to the AI is not real.
The internet is not real conversations
that we've been having for however long up here, though.
And that's a good reminder.
Just that I'll argue with dumb people online.
Because they're literally designed.
That would make sense?
Yeah, fuck with you.
Like, they don't.
All my thing is, they're not real.
They're not real.
Even if you are real and you get your rocks off
by making another person mad,
you need a hug, my nigga,
or some kucci or something.
Like, go learn how to ski.
That shit is crazy to me.
That was a choice
One's a loose your race
War
A ski
Speaking of Indian
Rage Babe
Uh hey
Zoharan Mamdani
is in D.C.
No he's back
Is that way
He went to D.C.
Last week he visited
Mr. Trump
That was really interesting
It was super interesting
People were expecting
It's to be like
Clash of the Titans
They were expecting all the sparks
And fireworks
And instead
It looked like they both
pissed off each other's
Their own bases
You know
because they showed up together looking really happy, smiling and shit.
Yeah, Trump was nodding when Mamdani was talking.
Donny kind of acknowledged what Trump was saying.
A lot of people starting to call Mumdani a sellout because of this.
See, I hate that.
I hate that.
This is how things should work.
Two people with different views should be able to sit in a room and work towards a common goal.
Common goal.
I was actually kind of inspired by it.
I'm not going to lie.
Me too.
And he got stuff back.
You know, Momadani was able to have a conversation with Trump,
and Trump's not going to send troops to New York.
And the funds that he said he was going to block.
after Monty 1, he's not going to block.
So would he give up to get that?
Go ahead.
I'm going to give you a piece of 17th Street.
That's how it works.
Oh, maybe.
Don't step up my shit.
You got to sell crack down there.
We got a skagled.
We get you a piece of 119th Street.
You got that, dog.
But that's politics.
I don't think Trump was ever sent a truth from New York.
Ever.
I don't think he was ever cutting the funding for New York.
Ever.
Ever.
All threats.
I think you can't play with New York a certain way.
And his friends, his friends, I think people that he called.
friends would be impacted by that.
New Yorkers.
Yeah.
They would be impacted by that.
Like, Trump is a New Yorker at heart,
be.
Like, be clear, that nigger is New York through and through.
So I think he would never do that.
I agree.
I think the fact that he's such a New Yorker is why he had to meet him.
I don't think if Mdney's mayor of Chicago, he's taking him in.
I would definitely agree.
I agree.
I think that's what this was about.
Yeah, better for both of them,
for them to find common ground.
I agree.
Yep.
And stick to that.
What I will say is, if anybody out there thought it looked like
mom Donnie got sunned out.
It did.
I see how it looked like that.
It did.
It didn't look like that to me.
If you're a...
Man, them reporters was...
Yo, you've said all these horrible mean things.
You've called him a fascist.
You called yada, yada, yada, yada.
What do you think?
He was about to getting this political answering back.
Hey, big dog.
Don't even answer.
Don't answer that, nigga.
Just cop to it.
Yeah, I am.
I'm everything.
I am.
Whatever you say, I am.
Yeah, don't worry.
I'll hold nothing against you.
You still get that money.
Like that is something, but...
Well, that is a sunning.
You have to look at it like a sunning, but...
By definition,
if somebody asks you, son,
and you put your cold switch voice on,
and I say, yo, you ain't got to answer that.
And then you shut up.
No, it's just saying that don't let them cause division.
Whatever.
That's all I took that, yeah.
But it's tough when the division...
I'm not mad at Mom Donnie getting sundown by Trump.
I think that's the smart thing to do.
But you did come off like that to me.
I'm in agreement with you.
I just think that he is going to get an education that he wasn't prepared for.
Mom, Donnie?
Yeah.
How?
See, I don't see that.
I don't see that.
I think at 34 years old, you know, he's not the mayor of Tupelo, Mississippi, my nigga.
Right.
He's the mayor of New York City.
So?
The financial capital of the world.
and I think it's so many moving parts
that he is not prepared for
or that he may not even know
exist at play here
that it's going to be education
I'm not saying it's going to be
he's going to fail
I'm saying he's going to get an education
Yeah yeah yeah
If y'all don't think he's going to get an education
You all of course I mean in the way that you're
Yeah I think all politicians get education
When you're going from running to governing is always education
If I think he was uniquely going to have some kind of
Like he was going to be taken by a surprise in the way
that most other politicians are
I'm whitish I think New York City has a lot
more moving parts.
Bro, New York has a lot more
More important.
So, yes, every politician is going to learn
something.
Every New York mayor.
I'm saying, I don't think
he's anything special about
mom Donnie's run.
I think every mayor, everybody
who, I think Eric Adams
had that experience.
I think,
Dinkin's had that experience.
I think everybody has that experience.
Yeah, but I think they were older.
No, stop.
Stop, don't.
That's a total different thing here.
Eric Adams was the senior chief
of the police department.
He already had a political.
He had a fundamental understanding
of who got a budget,
where is budget supposed to go?
Who we asked for it.
Like, don't do that.
Well, Don't do that.
He's an assemblyman, though.
That's exactly what he does.
I mean, that's exactly what he does.
He's not just some dude from the street.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They don't know the history of my Dondaon.
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
This is what I'm saying.
I think that if you've been in public...
And I don't.
No, listen, I think if you've been in public office for 20 years, 30 years,
you have more of an experiment...
You've worked in different roles, right?
You get experience from over here.
You get experience from over here.
You get experience from over here.
I think that's why, in my opinion,
and I don't think the president should be under a certain age.
Obama was the youngest, right?
Ever?
I think so.
No.
The JFK.
Kennedy was the youngest effort.
He was almost young.
Obama was right there.
Obama was right there.
And I think that because when you get older and you're in more business shit, et cetera, et cetera, it's just experience breeds information and education sometimes.
It also breeds bad habits sometimes.
Yes.
That part too.
But I think that in New York City, bro, this is an anomaly over here.
See, and that's why I got to read shit.
Don't assembly member me to do.
deaf. An assembly member
is an elective representative who serves in a
state or region of legislative assembly. They represent
their... Small region.
Constituents help shape
state policy, advocate for their
district, and vote on legislation
and state budget. Okay, I see
what you're saying. All of that sounds like
minor league baseball. No, it's like being in the House
of Representatives in Congress and running for president.
It's literally the same thing. It's like,
this is the Congress of New York.
He worked at the state level. He knows exactly
how to get money for the state, because he worked in the state.
I think, and honestly, he's more political experience
than Bloomberg did.
I mean, like, I get what y'all are saying
that being older and being...
No, he don't.
Yeah, I don't know what Mark.
And see, we're gonna disagree
and I don't feel like beefing with you.
Bloomberg ran...
Bloomberg ran...
You talking about, like, public politics.
Because that's what you said.
A moment ago, you said,
when you've been in office for...
That ain't what we're talking about.
They're talking about.
They're talking about.
It's not that I'm missing what you're talking about.
I'm just...
I'm not disagreeing with you.
I get...
Having experience in other sectors
matters. Having decades of experience
in the business sector, which Bloomberg obviously did,
matters. I'm not disagree with any of that. All I'm saying
is that
Mondani's not starting from zero. That's all I'm saying.
You said he has more. You said he out of...
Elected, I'm talking about elected office, because that's
what you had said earlier. That's all I'm talking about.
You said he had more political experience than Bloomberg.
After you said political office, I'm
talking about political office. I know. And what I'm thinking is
for Bloomberg to get, be
one of the richest people in the United States of America
and be housed in New York
for this long amount of time. He's been playing
politics plays a huge amount in that
for you to get that level of success. Do you think I'm
disagreeing with that? No, but you said he had more political
experience. Are we going in a circle? All right. Let's stipulate.
When I said political... Public office.
Yes, that's what I keep saying. Elected Office.
And I was only saying that response to you saying
elected office. Let's take elected office at the table
because we don't have to go back before. I'm saying.
I agree with everything you just said.
Okay. The only thing I was disagreeing in this whole conversation
was that Mamdani is not...
He's not just walking an office. He's not lacking political
experience. There are others who have
a specific kind of experience that is especially helpful in New York, like working on Wall Street,
or like having me...
I'm not disagreeing anything y'all are saying.
I'm just disagreeing with this assertion that people have, the Mabdani's starting from zero,
that he doesn't have experience, he does not government works, he doesn't not navigate.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, I think he's going to be actually quite adept at that.
And he's put together a team of people who are very good at that.
If anything, some of his political opponents from my side of the aisle are worried that he's
bringing too many people who are old school in New York veterans.
They're also mad that he kept the same police commissioner because of that.
he's bringing in veterans.
Did he bring in new graphic designers?
I think he's waiting for you to get some suggestions.
Donnie, dog.
That font, yo, it's over.
That font seems...
Just change the fucking phone, man.
Just change the font.
I can't tell you what it seems like.
But change the font.
Change the font.
Anyway.
Valid, valid.
Valid.
Valid.
Valid.
Valid.
Valid.
Valid.
Valid.
Valid.
Fuck you, part.
All right, what else we need?
What else we need?
I'm having a blast.
I'm having an absolute blast
during this holiday broadcast.
Yo, call your family members.
Invite that cousin, let that cousin come over.
Let that cousin come over.
Get the plate, the one you ain't spoke to in a few.
The one with the temper.
The one is a little violent.
Come on, let that cousin come over.
Should we do the sad stuff real quick?
The RPs?
Yeah, we should.
It's time for the RIPs, man.
We got a bunch of them.
We do.
Unfortunately.
Yeah.
Let's start with the music ones.
Yeah, Jimmy Cliff, man.
Jimmy Cliff.
Reggae legend.
Absolutely.
Man, one of the giants.
I first got introduced to him from the heart of they come.
Same.
Yeah, the great film, obviously, but also the music.
Soundtrack was one of the best soundtracks ever.
One of the best soundtracks ever.
Island Records might not exist if it's not for Jimmy Cliff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When I think of the height of reggae, I think there's two names.
He's Bob Marley and there's Jimmy Cliff.
And unfortunately, Jimmy Cliff sometimes doesn't get the respect he deserves.
Yeah.
He put.
Bob on to the label
the label over there
and then ultimately Island Records so
yeah
Bob would have been Bob without him but
no doubt he helped a lot
early on in his career
rest of peace Jimmy Cliff
yes rest of peace Jimmy Cliff man
go watch Hard of the Cove
great movie and great soundtrack
ooh yes and of course Jelly Bean Johnson
one of the great drummers of all time
one of great music producers of all time
when you think about the Minneapolis sound
you think of how Prince sounded
when you think about the time
When you think about the Jets, I mean, any that sound of Minneapolis is him.
He also produced for Janet Jackson.
He produced for a new edition.
But as a drummer for the time and as a producer, in his era, there are few people as influential as him.
He's one of people who doesn't get the credit he deserves.
Definitely.
We got so many.
Viola Fletcher, rest in peace.
She was the last or the oldest, excuse me, the oldest living member or survivor from the Tulsa Massacre.
Yeah, if y'all remember Black Wall Street or.
know the story of Black Wall Street when there was a self-sustaining black economic community
that was destroyed purely because it was a black self-sustaining economic community.
It was under the Great American Tragedies.
It really didn't get any semblance of justice until the last four or five years and still no reparations.
She fought until the day she died for reparation.
She died at the age of 111 and vowed to have reparations.
And we're still going to fight.
But rest in power to Viola Fletcher.
Oh, bless her.
Of course, we also have the great Rodney Rogers.
Oh, man.
One of the most underrated players we've seen.
Remember him back in, back week?
That was our childhood, right?
Wake Forest.
He was tough.
Nobody could stop him.
He was a tough.
Rodney Rogers don't get nowhere near the credit.
No, not even close.
He was the first big, muscular power forward that kind of could step out, body you, move around, was mobile, dunk on you.
He was a full.
Force. He was special. Rodney Rogers was a force to be reckoned with them Denver teams he was on. That's when they was tough.
Yep. Like, it is, how old was Ronnie Rogers when he passed? He was in his 50s. He, uh, if y'all don't know, he was in an ATV accident. Yeah. In his hometown of Riley. And he had a major spinal surgery. He had that, uh, what they call it the halo for a while. Yeah. But he was paralyzed. He's paralyzed. And the complications from that surgery ultimately led to his death. So we continued, unfortunately.
trend of black men between the ages of 40 and 60.
Just getting out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just that.
Rest and peace to all those legends, all those giants.
For sure.
This got to be a top 20 song ever made.
It's a update.
Come on, man.
Your rest and peace, the heart goes out to their family, friends,
fans, and loved ones, each and every one of them.
I get the groove back right.
I said I can love you.
And one, two, one, two.
Talk to.
Yo, quick little change of pace here
because we were talking about, you know, rest in pieces.
Did y'all see the video of Jordy that was climbed down in the damn?
Yes.
Yes, I did.
When they were lower in the casket.
They were lowering the casket.
She got a little.
Side chick jumped in and the family.
What the fuck?
The family was funny.
Family held it down, though.
They said like, whigging out down.
Look at it.
They put the beats on a.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what you supposed to do, though?
Is it?
No, it's not what you're supposed to do.
I totally disagree with that.
Talk about.
This is the side chick while the wife in them is there at the funeral and you cutting up like this,
yeah, the family's supposed to beat your ass at that point, bro.
I don't believe that.
You can't beat someone up at the funeral.
Why not?
I totally disagree with that.
I say, just let it jump in.
Yeah, go ahead.
Start from the dirt.
Grab this thing up, guys.
Oh, crazy as hell.
Party over.
Right.
We can't jump down in a hole in the casket.
I totally disagree with that, Frise.
I can't believe your take.
the human beatbox nigger is you crazy that's an ass woman you're disrespecting my entire family
by jumping big mama sitting right here i look at that totally different yo everybody grieved the way
they want to grieve cool you got to grieve like that at home especially you knew you was the
side can't jump in a grave at home right my dog don't jump in the grave here you just sit over here
like everybody else it's going to wait until everyone will clear out or something it's going to be grave consequences
You're jumping his grave.
They grabbed him with one hand and lived up, nigga.
She flew up.
She flew up, and niggins got hit in.
I think that there's a side chick etiquette that should happen at funerals.
It ain't that.
And burials.
Yo, stop playing, bro.
You trolling, man.
I think the family should have got that young lady up out of there.
They did.
Expedition.
By the scruff of her neck like a cat?
You try to say this shit put no hands on her.
Don't beat up.
No.
No.
I think it's a solid rule.
But my views are, I'm in the minority on this.
Okay.
At a funeral, I think we honor in the dead.
They're going to make this sound like I'm some type of cheater champion.
Well.
No, I am not.
I am not.
I am against it.
Don't cheat out there.
At all.
At a funeral, I think we honoring the dead.
That means we're honoring the dead.
If the dead had a side, which they normally do have a side that was
really important to them.
I'm not just talking about some bum-ass side.
I'm talking about the side that's jumping in the burial.
If they had that type of side and you just learning about it at the funeral, I get it.
It hurts.
But I don't think you beat that lady up.
I don't think that at all.
So let me ask you this.
Maybe escort her up politely.
I agree.
Escorted her out of there.
Get her out of there.
It's your family.
So y'all can get her out of there.
But don't, don't.
And no one piss me off.
The family members that beat it in New.
It's family members there that new.
Those be the ones swinging first.
Yeah.
I just think that's corny.
I do too.
But I think if we...
I had to have an uncomfortable conversation
with my girl about this.
If we honoring the dead,
think about this.
Hold on.
You can't just leave that dead.
Hold on.
Everybody moves up.
Expound.
Please say more.
Well, expound me and they're going to think it applies to me.
But just a good talk came up and we had it.
It was like, if you learned something that you didn't know at the funeral,
don't disrespect my funeral.
All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, show.
You don't think Shorty jumping in there is disrespecting my funeral?
And you knew you were aside.
You knew you were a side.
You knew you were.
your position. So for you to come
jump in the grave and do
all of that shit at my funeral,
you are dishonoring me and my
family and my funeral.
So you, I'm not saying that we're going to fight fire
with fire, but sometimes the grill
get a little hot. I want to explain
to the audience that I'm totally
aware that my views
are of the minority.
It's conversation, bro. It's not a debate.
I'm not, I ain't. If you
supposed to be honoring me.
Ish, I received what you're saying.
You might have left that stash at your house.
You might have got a couple hundred over there.
As the side, and this is going to sound nuts, but I'm going to say it.
I don't give a fuck.
As the side, once you die and it comes time to honor you,
I think side chick should get a grace that is not normally there.
I agree with that.
The side chick is the one that had to be quiet for the last 25 years.
That knows all your secrets.
So you're dead.
You're dead now.
I agree with that.
She is effective.
She's hurt.
I agree with you.
She's fucked up.
No, I agree with that.
I see him aside.
I know it to where the side was the relationship and the wife was in.
Now in the funeral, the brothers is telling the side, no, you can't come to the funeral.
Get the fuck out of it.
It's like how you want a side to react to that is all I'm saying.
I understand.
I'm not trying to say what is right or wrong, but I'm not, don't beat.
At my funeral, don't touch nobody at my funeral.
They deserve service.
The people here love me.
I don't give a fuck.
If you just found out about them, don't touch nobody at my shit.
I think that's the ultimate question.
Like, if you're the person who,
just passed away. The question is what would Joe want to happen?
Well, I'm not going to have no sides at my funeral.
No, I know. Or me or whoever.
Like, what would the dead person want to happen?
And they don't want their side chick getting jumped.
Well, the dead person wouldn't want his, he didn't
want the side chick found out about while it was allowed, so he probably
don't want to found out now. He also don't want to jump it in the grave neither.
I'm not saying, but I'm saying I wouldn't
double down on. She did something crazy. Escort her out.
Don't beat her ass in the room. We got to get out first.
She wouldn't get out. She went, we got
to get out. Well, it's more the way to get her out.
Well, it's more the way to get her out.
Yeah, the neck, the hair, the arm, the ankle.
You're joking, my man.
You don't get out of this motherfucker.
Bitch, do not go to my funeral, bitch.
Hey, the reception, you cool.
Mingle with the family, eat, though.
The reception.
The funeral, stay away.
A reception.
As a matter of fact, I will let my son let you in and come see me in the world.
When they come to the camp, say a little goodbye,
but when that family come in.
You come to the wake.
You can come to the shit where the body is in the living room.
Oh, man.
And keep it cute.
Be quiet, play cool.
Don't let people know what time it was.
I would imagine.
But see, right there.
Any side of mine ain't jumping into burial plot trying to die with the naked.
But, you know, some sides try to grandstand at the funeral.
Oh, yeah, it's definitely passive-aggressive.
Some sides try to, we can't take that way.
I know what you told me.
I've seen the one where just cool, but there's something that grandstand.
Low mama.
Low mama.
Then she should be escorted out.
I'm leaving you.
I'm leaving you 50 in.
It's right.
It's not.
I got you.
I'm sorry.
Different levels of escort.
They escorted out.
You know all the levels of escorted.
Tim nigga grabbed him one hand.
Right then.
Oh, shit.
He knows I don't know.
He knows.
He always said that.
He knows.
He don't know shit.
He knows shit.
So how would he know I know the levels?
Is there going to be anybody at your
knock on wood or plastic or whatever you need to?
Is there going to be anybody?
Not a side.
Because I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about your wife or your partner
learning about a relationship that you had
that she didn't know about at the funeral.
It don't have to be a side.
No.
No.
No.
for this possible.
Are any of you, all
fuck y'all politically correct, niggas.
Fuck mute up, nigga.
Are any of y'all's old work
coming to the funeral?
Yes.
How many, though?
Give me like a gauge.
I don't have old work.
Because that's what's going to tell it.
That's what going to let me know.
Come on.
Look at the room.
Old work.
Yeah, I don't know.
A handful.
Five.
Sure.
Yeah, about five.
Nags got a lot of old work.
But I'm old, yeah.
And some of my old work I'm cool with.
Like,
You can't cry too hard next to my wife.
Work or girlfriends?
You say work?
Yeah, I'm going to say it's different.
Work.
Oh, no.
To me, more work than girls.
Your work is coming, nigga.
You was running around.
Y'all was, y'all had matching officiolies.
That was my girl.
That wasn't work?
But it was still matching officially.
She's going to come with an officially chain.
And she's an extra girl for it.
Oh, shit.
My nigga.
You get fucked up, too.
Yip.
Slid.
Slid.
Slid.
You, baby.
Duck ass.
Let me ask you question.
Fish, you cool with your exes.
Do you think that any ex...
Oh, yeah, she's coming.
That's that miss.
She's coming.
That's that miss, though.
Do you think that anyone would be extra at your funeral?
Like, okay, so then you know that there's some shit.
He's well-loved.
Diggas do love him.
I know.
He's well-loved.
So you're not going to tell him, yo, listen, if I die,
I don't play around my funeral?
You never do you know before.
But his thing, Isish's funeral is going to be so well attended.
Emotion is different.
You can't tell somebody.
Meet your girl at your funeral.
What they're going to feel in the emotional moment?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Oh, God.
That's maybe.
Got to introduce myself.
I worked with them.
The whole one.
We did a pod together.
The whole front row with a little like, he didn't go, no.
Don't introduce yourself the joke.
Hey, each funeral, they're going to tell me I can't sit in the first four
rolls, nigger.
Now I got to shoot it up.
Yeah.
Now I got to shoot this shit up.
Nick, I'm sitting in the first four with my man.
You know what me?
My man's was on.
Yeah. You can't do that.
No, no, the first two roles, the beef and families,
white family, when they get to that third and fourth.
I better be up in there.
Yeah, I ain't.
No, they got you on the other side.
Yeah, you got it in the back.
Yeah, fuck out of here.
Standing room.
Like, they had me in my aunt's funeral.
I still got to talk to my family.
He's still got to talk about that shit.
You still didn't even know what happened.
I ain't even know we own a funeral.
Oh, y'all niggas is royalty down there.
Yeah.
You own the, yeah.
It was in New York.
Anyway, I don't need no phone calls on Thanksgiving week.
I did have...
Yo, shout to my family, y'all.
I love y'all.
Yo, I did have something in my family happy
where a family member passed
and his...
I might get in trouble.
His girlfriend found out that he was married.
Hey, but that happened to my man.
You know, that happened to my man, rest of peace.
Corey, no.
No, Corey don't know him.
Corey don't know him.
That was a lot.
You don't know him, cool.
The nigger, rest in peace, was having sex with his side and had a heart attack.
Oh.
And that's rough.
The girlfriend thought he lived with his sister.
This is a true story.
She went to the house to tell the nigger's wife that he passed away.
No.
And thought that the wife was a sister.
She was going to his sister's crib.
Oh, my Lord, yo.
So the wife in that moment found out that her husband was cheating and did.
And dead.
Damn.
No, that's not okay with me
That's not all right
But she ain't know
So it's different but still, damn
Now you allowed to grab that little 22
No, you don't, that's what
You allowed to grab the 22 for the people
That didn't know but you can't put the beatbox
On somebody to jump in the casket
You can't be the deliverer of the news too though
I'm gonna be the deliverer of the blows
When they jump in the casket
Are you crazy?
Yeah, you can't jump in the bar
Wait a minute
So if God forbid your wife
Your lady would have passed before you
Take it off of me
And the nigg did
If something
happened and you are unbeknown
to what's going on and somebody come
deliver some news to your door, you can't
be mad at that person. Somebody that
knows you marry and jump in the casket.
I mean, if you was the victim of it.
Would y'all react that way? Would y'all
beat up a dude if you found out
at the funeral? That's what I'm saying. Like if you, some nigga
was jumping in the caskis. Oh, wait, the rules change if it's the other way around.
That's why I'm asking because I feel like they might.
So y'all at the funeral, your lady
in the casket. I'm not even looking at it like
that because the niggas die first.
Right. The niggas, you're going to die
for your wife.
Hate to be the bear of bad news.
If you know, you're an anomaly.
But play with Mark.
Play it up.
You mean, I'm planning my wife's funeral.
I'm at my wife's shit.
You're at the funeral.
With your black shades on.
Some Shamar and more looking ass niggins jumping into casket.
He jumped into casket.
He's coming to Kraske.
What do you do?
There's going to be some Jamaican nigger come up in there.
My girl think I don't know that type.
This is your mom wore out.
I'm telling you right now, my niggas going to look at me.
It's go time.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it
And not one word
Not one word gonna be said
That's it
And you're not gonna stop it
Actually
I'm in the casket
With them
Oh shit
Party time
What it's party time
Is you crazy nigga
Parks
What would you do
This is a toxic
I do think it changes
When it's a dude
I do
I should go change
It's a dude
So what would you do
Someone else
else is gonna handle it
But I might come outside
But you're not stopping it
No
Wait a minute
All this
The Corp and bullshit
about
You can't beat up the girl.
You can't jump in the casket.
The girl.
You can't beat up the girl.
Respect black woman and white women.
But if some dude.
I'm going to say she looks at.
If the sisters and then start jumping on her ass,
I wouldn't hit the girl that jumped in no casket.
No, I get you.
Yeah, but the other family females feel like it's applicable.
Well, we wopped ass if somebody comes to my wife's funeral,
I'm whoop his ass, nigga.
I already know.
You don't know.
gonna be the Lord, man.
I'm like,
I'm gonna go around shoot him.
You gonna look at J.R.
like, get him.
Jay'all, my thing.
The way he's at.
Yo, you crazy.
My mom did what?
Ah!
Jay, I called down.
My mom!
What world am I learning?
You crazy.
Yeah, hell, dog, man.
You do the same shit, Ma'am.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
You bugging.
You love your wife too.
Too much, too.
You, I wouldn't.
What, let's stop?
If, if, if niggers was too.
I would look to my people's.
If my people's jumped in the casket, I wouldn't stop them.
But I wouldn't be ordering it.
But I would, I probably do say.
You wouldn't have to.
You wouldn't have to.
People that love you there is going to jump on their ass.
Put your pH bullshit.
That P. H. B. H.D. out of the window.
No. I'm sorry.
Nigel, you are quick-tempered.
If a nigga came in there, disrespected your fucking family
and jumped in that casket, guess who will be said.
He called you a sucker, too.
Guess who are going to be a sucker.
He's calling you the ultimate sucker.
And he called you a suck-ass.
I'm saying I would probably do what y'all do.
I know.
I'm saying I hope I'm winning, but I probably would.
You all, nigga.
I'd like, I'm saying I wish I was better, but I'm probably not.
Stop saying probably.
Stop saying probably.
I wish I was better.
Shut the fuck.
I do.
Hey, Yaki, if I'm there, I wouldn't.
We fucking him up, Mom.
We'd be fucking in my mom.
I wouldn't jump in the casket though, but if y'all did, I wouldn't stop you.
No, we got.
No, we get him out.
You know, do he just do that?
Yeah, do he just do that?
Yeah, Melissa.
You can stop talking, whispering the shit.
You're all.
All right.
Where my basement niggas at?
Oh, shit.
Right here, dogs.
I need my basement niggins.
Right.
Can you imagine Joe, too?
Oh, that would be bad.
Corey.
That would be bad.
Cory, come here.
Did this thing just walk in Jamaican, nigger,
walking Shade shit?
My girl would grab me by the lapel out the fucking casket,
nigger.
Who is this, bitch?
You did what?
You did what?
Yeah.
I don't know.
You all.
Now, open this back up.
Don't let her find out before the funeral now,
now I get the bum look.
See on drinking fuck.
If you find out before, you're going to get the bull,
what's this your name for the dumb ass?
The bombing fluid, you're going to get the cheapest bombing fluid,
no makeup, shape up, mustache off.
My friend's going to be at that shit like, yo, Joe,
Joe, that don't look like Joe.
Is that either to him?
Look at your dumb ass.
You did the most too with this dumb.
Some purple shit, some ugly shit.
They're going to give you the old tank top.
Oh, shit.
We laugh and this is too much of a triggering topic for me.
The wives that find out after their husband's death that some bullshit was going on.
So now they're playing around with the estate, the funeral, and his family friends.
It's a serious topic there.
So I don't want to laugh too much about it.
State planning is a thing.
No, yeah.
Nig, like my people's going through it.
It's a thing.
I got a bunch of people.
It's a thing.
Yeah, going through it.
All of you if you're going through it.
Happy holidays to you're all up.
Thank y'all for listening to us
on this beautiful holiday week.
Indeed.
What else?
What else?
What else?
Somebody grabbed Mario's Dick while he was performing
and they had a wedding,
they had a wedding ring on?
I was,
speaking of.
I was very frustrated with that,
with that.
Why?
You was jealous?
Oh, shit.
Which one?
Nobody grabbed them tight-ass jeans.
The ones that go out marked me.
They're not grabbing.
He could be up there talking on the three and last shit he won.
That's this tight-ass pants.
Ain't nobody grabbing them shit.
There don't be nothing shaking.
No, there's some education groupies out here.
Ooh.
I don't doubt that.
Mark, that's like the crazy one.
I don't doubt that.
I-ish at it, not me.
I had a good follow-up.
I've learned.
So the time the good joke is and always word.
They'll be getting bitches with that reading shit.
And you have Juel?
The nerve is.
what you say, Mark?
No, I mean, obviously, if you're on stage,
people think it's you on stage or because you're a dude,
you can just do whatever you want.
Sometimes you don't want everybody just grab your dick
or anybody just randomly grab your dick.
Like, that's not okay.
You know what I mean?
And if you want that, that's different,
but there got to be some consent
no matter who the person is.
But I wasn't even tripping about that part
because I'm used to that kind of shit happening.
It was the wedding ring.
I didn't even see that until y'all said that.
Yeah.
Because you're not a real ring looker, right?
Yeah.
I didn't look for rings until I'm married
So the first thing I noticed when I saw that left hand go up
Was the rock
That rock on her hand
You can't have a rock on your hand
Grabbing, grabbing dicks
If your man got a little rock
You might be out trying to get your broilters
You never know my little
You fucking talk about
That's crazy though son
You're a free issue
Again what's the limit
If you saw your wife's banded hand
Throwing panties
Why you always got to take it somewhere
You know what's gonna happen, nigga.
Hey.
No, no.
You.
Hey, yeah.
Hiya.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
Ha!
Yeah.
What are you back?
Trit.
Yes.
When did you get back?
You got deported?
No.
I had to escape.
I'm on the wrong.
That's like I, aye, aye.
Send me something bad.
Oh my.
You linky hair.
Telling something bigger, nigga.
Everything you all say about just working by me is true.
What would we do, C.
You look.
What will do you?
I'm saying, if I seen,
it depends on what they're doing, that's what I was going.
Like, if you seen, like, panties get thrown, you probably don't trip, right?
Like, what's the line of what they can do?
Come on, mom, mom.
No, because we don't know.
You stand there and sing the fucking song.
No, because I...
And two-step in place.
And sing the more than a song.
And not too many of them.
Don't sing the bridge.
You can sing all the words.
And don't tear up.
Like, we went to a jodicy show last year.
And my wife loves Mr. Dalvin.
She's loved Mr. Dalvin's his high school.
and he was grabbing women, you know what I mean,
and she took a step back.
Is he still in the track?
Is he still in the track?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why you go.
And she did the same thing with most deaf at his show.
Like he was giving her roses,
she wouldn't take a rose, right?
Oh, whoa.
What?
No, because she thought she'd be disrespecting me.
She would be.
That's a good thing.
I hate these niggins.
I hate these niggins.
I'm saying like she's...
You know, you're right there.
She don't play with that.
She don't pay with you.
No, I think you were serial killer on the logg.
Word.
That's a fuck of.
Ler.
She didn't do that shit with Leon.
Yeah, nigga.
Oh, you're talking about not Leon.
You're talking about...
What's my man name?
Um...
My man, at the Muslim...
He wasn't there
She probably would have him
Yeah I dodged the bullet on that one
But no
She felt like she'd be disrespect to me
And I said to her like it's cool
Like I don't care if you take a rose
A grab Mr. Dalvan.
Now you gotta
You should ask the husband
Stop.
Now she grabbed his dick
All right let me ask you Mark
Stop Maher
If Usher walking around with the cherries
She was at the Usher show
I came out of the day
We was here
And Usher was coming around
With the cherries
And I was little anxious
No you wasn't
Because you looked at that with that face like
I already knew she wouldn't
It exactly
Solid.
Because my fear, and part of it was
because it was at the Barclays
and I thought y'all might see it
because it would have been on the screen.
We were to see it.
And I was like, if I come in here,
my wife did not have to teach her.
Mark Lamont Hill gets stuffed out.
My usher.
That would be the worst point.
But no, I don't care my wife
do shit like that,
but all those things I said are fine.
The cherry's a little on the line for me,
but no, actually the cherry's not on line.
No cherries.
No cherry.
You had to do the Joe face.
Can she go on stage?
But you can't be gathered out of this.
Can she go on stage?
Can she go on stage?
No.
No, she can't go on stage.
Shadee, nigger.
Joe was telepathically talking to Shadey with us.
And she said, yo, you know, mother.
I saw Joe figure like this.
He was pressing his temple.
Motherfucker, you let this niggas do so shit.
He ain't feel no way.
And he asked your permission for her.
That's my man.
Yeah, look at the face.
So that's the dope.
I zoomed in my nigger shit.
He had the four kish and zoomed.
I saw his face.
What actually ended up doing?
Did he actually give her the cherries?
He wasn't, he wasn't rude.
Did he give it a cherry?
He wasn't rude.
He got Mark Potten.
Stop.
No.
It's a serious.
Why didn't you hear when we discussed this?
I'm fuzzy.
Everything's fuzzy.
Everything's fuzzy right now.
Listen, this is why the Usher shit is funny.
We had other topics to get to, but this is why the Usherstead was funny, right?
Because that was before any of the Cherry stuff.
He was a serenade.
Before he was making it a point to pull up or pull up on any attractive girls before the Kiki, Palmer, shit.
That was before everything, right?
Okay.
So it was only me with no evidence.
or no proof.
You know how your girl will say to you,
yo, I ain't got no proof.
It's girl shit.
You wouldn't understand it.
This is what's happening.
You don't know this bitch.
I know this bitch.
I know what's going on.
And they be right.
They be right.
They be right.
We be right too, but it sounds enough.
So what I say to,
yo, man,
listen, I ain't got no proof.
But I think I show a bullshit.
I think this nigga,
I think this nigga ush is on some bullshit.
Yeah.
And when I go to shows,
nine times I tell you,
I'm not telling the performer I'm there.
I'm not telling them where I'm seated
so I can see them when they see us.
Right. So I didn't have no problem.
Usher asked if it was okay beforehand.
She got up. She know what time of this with me
when we get home.
She did the right thing.
However, now,
but then we turned around and went to see him.
And the park lady, I spoke about it here.
And when he saw us in that audience,
that nigga came. He was jarring.
in front of me all right.
That nigga,
seeing me in my girls,
you're looking good too.
I thought that he was ravishing recruit.
Niggia had a six-back-out.
You ain't,
my nigga.
Yo, do.
That's funny,
y'all.
Anyway, shout to usher, man.
That wasn't nothing.
And let your girl had that moment,
man.
Let your girl had that moment
with the most of the world.
What moment?
Dick grabbing, that's your line too, right?
Yeah, yeah, look at these niggas.
The rich ones.
Excuse me?
We just said, like, let your girl have a moment,
but that don't mean she could do what homegirl did the Mario.
No.
No.
Right, that's what I'm saying?
That's the line.
The dick grabbing is the line.
My moment is, you can't.
You could do that.
Would they be wise?
I hope that'd be wise?
Did you?
I don't think.
One problem.
I'm called the cops.
You're going to learn today.
Did you rethink this?
You were right?
your wife.
You're snitching, right.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, because I think women should be able to do
whatever they want with their body.
Yeah, that ride back in the way.
But where's you gonna live?
Yeah, nigga.
How you get home?
You didn't do that with your body.
You did that with his body.
Oh, my God.
That ride back home?
Is she the motherfucker.
Is she good with any of this?
One ride back home.
Yeah, nigga.
How are you getting home?
I'm rolling down the window when you don't call home.
Where you want to grab a nigga,
and get back in the same car you got in?
On the same house, bitch.
Breathe.
The blocks is changed.
You know, you know my man going to find out.
He probably wasn't there.
So, like, he looked on the internet and just seen that hand and that rock keyboard.
Yeah, that's a, that's a rough one.
And I'm going to judge you, like, if you're my girl, because we can work through anything, baby.
I love you.
But I'm a judge you of the dick you grabbing.
Like, you're doing all that at the Mario show.
Right.
What dick you think you think is what grabbing, Joe?
What dick is acceptable to do?
Come on, y'all.
He said, that didn't even work for it, girl.
You know?
You didn't get that Mario, though?
It wasn't even Usher, yeah.
It was baby face I could understand.
You were right.
Fuck did you talk about it?
They're crazy here.
The show's horrible.
Yo, what?
The show is that for me.
I love you all.
Shout to Mario, man.
Shout to home girl.
I heard that Burn a boy showing Houston
the other night.
It looked like a dud.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
I mean, if the footage online is true.
They start.
emptiest show he's ever had.
But you can't just be saying shit out you.
Yeah?
Words got consequences.
What did he say?
What did he?
Um, fuck with broke fans.
He was arguing on the fan more or less.
And I ain't gonna lie.
Sometimes the big, big, big, big, big hit will hurt you.
Like, since that last live,
La La La, now everybody da da da da, da, da, da, shadow.
Like, they start expecting you to start producing like that at that clip.
And if you don't, I don't think Burrude.
Boy's had a record anywhere near that record.
He's been on joints.
Yeah, he's been on joints, though.
When you set the bar so high for you.
They start looking at you to produce that way,
not just fans, but the labels, it hurts.
It hurts. It hurts.
So shout out of Burner Boy.
I'm sure he still puts on a good show
if he's not being an absolute dickhead.
I think he was trying to clear one of my records.
I need shut up.
You own it?
You own it?
Yeah.
Like a mixtape.
He said one of them, like, he'll know which one of it is.
Yeah.
It was like, let me not say.
What else?
What else?
Money Long seems to be shading Mariah Carey.
I don't know if that's the greatest idea.
This stems from when Money Long did the Mariah tribute at the awards when she sung We Belong
Together.
They kept paning to Mariah.
If you don't know, Mariah is of the Prince Tree.
She doesn't really want to hear none of y'all.
She sang her songs.
Yeah.
I thought Money Long did a good job.
She did.
It's a MoneyLong hire to Mariah Carey impersonator.
Oh, Lord.
Christmas jokes, too.
This is the wrong time.
It's the wrong time.
You can't dis Mariah during Christmas.
You can't.
You can't.
You're going to lose that battle.
Yeah.
You're going to lose that battle.
I think that would hurt more than help.
But I do like these new artists that's standing on business like, fuck you, you old hag.
I'm fucking, I don't know about that aura that existed before.
But yeah, I'm riding on you.
I do appreciate that.
But probably.
Well, let me say this.
She ain't standing ten toes
because she posted on Twitter since then.
Of course.
Y'all, don't be DeLulu.
I would never disrespect
Queen Mariah.
I bet you won't.
So I think the fans
because the fans were killing her.
Sensible.
The bots came out, the fans came out,
the reporters came out,
she's smart.
Man, you got a real good song out right now.
You don't need the money to water.
Yeah.
You don't need the money to water
at anything.
They said that Milagros' lawyers
finally got busy the other day
in that Meg trial and because I need to grow immature,
I don't have anything to tell you all about it.
I heard y'all, I've grown since the last part.
Y'all got it.
You can grow up in three days, Nick.
They'll grow you.
They'll grow you.
They'll grow you.
They'll grow you.
No, but they said the funny shit.
They said, and this is all I'll say about it.
But there was questioning her about the Nicky disc track,
about the Drake line.
But then I think May I said some of the
about how she lost the call-a-duty deal
because she was so frightened to be around
guns and yada and anything guns
was traumatizing and her lawyers
pulled up a clip of her in the pool
like a couple days after the event
with some nigger with a gun
he was dancing
with the gun all types of shit
that's all I had that's my objective
reporting back to you Mark
take it away
he got to like this mom sleepers
sleepers we had a
no we did it
no we did it no no no
No.
Some of us that happened.
Uzi left Atlantic Records.
Yeah, that was on the list.
God of them.
Uzi's left Atlantic Records.
Oozied is responsible for his hits.
And it's now with Rock Nation distributing.
Oh, that's interesting.
So is this considered an independent move?
Yes.
It is an independent move.
Good for him.
That's big.
Good for him.
And the artists of his...
I know, yeah, I know the whole...
Again.
A.E.
You get to let these things do it, man.
Go ahead.
Well, that's why I ask.
because I feel like people were selling like an independent move
but didn't seem like one.
Listen, listen.
So when people say independent move,
they take that to me.
Now I own my masters.
I'm licensing it out to whoever.
Whereas on the other side of it,
people say it's not independent
because it's Rock Nation who is,
you're not independent.
You're aligning with a company
that has all,
yeah, a giant that has all the relationships everywhere.
So that's what that argument comes from
is, is it independent versus isn't it?
In a technical sense,
it's independent because now
the label doesn't own my shit.
I own it myself.
So whatever deal I do,
if I do an 85, 15 over here with them,
I'm still technically independent
because I made that,
I license it to y'all for distribution
and I own it.
Got it. Got it. Got it.
That's the argument.
Well, salute, dude.
But it's still, it's still.
Counterpoint, Joe?
I wouldn't even listen.
I was looking at the next side.
I don't care about.
I don't care.
If it's independent, if it's not independent,
hey, you niggas do what's best for y'all.
It's your career.
Take full control of it.
Don't listen to no nigs on the podcast.
Do what you want to do.
Respect.
And that's what it sounds like you did.
Yeah.
That's why I don't have nothing.
Yeah.
Ain't got that bad stuff.
I don't have people.
I want to see if Uzi can catch another one.
That's all I'm looking to see.
You said what?
It's been a couple years since he called.
I thought that was last summer.
I don't want it right.
Not at all.
No, two years ago.
I want to rock was one of the ones, though.
It might have been three something.
It might have been three years ago.
Like it's been a little second.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can coast for a little bit.
That's a big one, right.
That one in the X-O-Tor-Life.
An X-O-Tour-Life might have been seven years ago.
That shit was longer than that.
It might have been longer than that.
But again.
Good luck.
Good luck to Uzi, man.
I don't have nothing bad.
You already put a record out.
I didn't get a chance to hear it yet, but, you know,
interested to see how he moves going forward.
For sure.
Yeah, I don't have nothing to say about
you little niggas that's cooking.
Go ahead, man.
Get your shit off.
We don't need to talk about.
Kenyon versus Ramon.
We could save it for Patreon.
J.T. went off on stage.
I could say that for Patreon.
Summer Walker,
which we did speak about a little on Patreon.
I'm only bringing it up
because it continued after we left.
It did.
Where Summer said that
Tori sent boxes a pizza.
There were more words exchanged.
Right now online,
they floating around
pictures of summer summer's roster
like in totality
and I grew since last week
so I don't know
let me see the pictures game I'll do it
you want to see it I got you
know I saved it my nigga rich the kid
got them out of hair moving
hit a little swipe right there
look
hit the swipe though for real
Larry
y'allis salute
London on the track
Shout to London
Lil Meach
look at these names
RICO.
They all look like they get heat from radiators.
Which the kids?
No, they don't.
They got radiators and they're basalt.
She got a type, though.
No, I'm telling you.
She got a type.
What's the type?
What's the type, flip?
I don't know, man.
Like, just these young, drill-looking niggas.
Salute.
That's why just what she trying to be on
ain't really believable for her.
I'm a shut up because that's me and women's business again.
But all of that, I'm not.
I'm, they get these niggins to trick on me, spin on me, yada, yada, yada, yada.
It just don't, it just, one, it just, one, it don't look right, one, two.
I wanted to ask y'all, what are your, what is your opinion on the girl carrying it that way when she's rich?
What, fraud, what you mean?
Like, like, Summer Walker is rich.
Okay.
Career thriving better than most.
What is it, does it mean anything to y'all when she's the one, like, you know, like,
Like, niggas got to spend it, niggas got a trick,
niggas got to take me on trips.
I'm not getting emotionally tested.
These niggins, if they're not spending that bread, yada, yada.
Does it do anything?
Is there any difference to y'all when she's up?
We ain't, wasn't no different when Carisha was doing it
or when a couple of these other ones who was doing it?
Nobody ever looked at Carisha was up.
Nobody ever thought Carisha was up.
She was a city girl, Florida.
From day one, she was on something.
That's what time it was.
Nobody ever looked at her like she's up, up, up, up.
Oh, you're saying some walkers up, up, up.
Summer Walkers all the way up.
He's up like fat show paws.
The song.
I know.
That would have been mean on the clip up.
So does it change anything?
Is what I'm asking you are.
If no, no, then we'll move on.
I particularly know it.
It don't change nothing for me.
I think you just,
this is the stage, the acting stage.
She could have a type and be on this type of shit right now
and both things can be true.
You're freezing.
I think, and again, I'm minding my business.
any of you bitches out there
that is the side
that are practicing side habits
do you
I don't have nothing to say
but y'all can't talk about how a nigga is
how a nigga is with a girl
like and that's where I think the side girl
the side chick rules get fucked up a little bit
whatever you did on the side cool
the second you start bringing that to
homeboy's girl front door
on some he been with everybody
he did this he did this to me
and he don't want you to he's still there
Yeah, I don't like that.
Yeah.
He's still there.
It ain't.
We can't talk about it.
We can't talk because it's a room full of dudes.
We can't say nothing about it.
You're right.
We can move on.
Know your place.
That's it.
Stay out the casket.
That's it.
Some of Walker seemed like an annoying side.
And not even for what she's doing,
but I wouldn't even play with nobody
that could go make a hit off you that fast.
She's going to turn your turn your little ass to a song, boy,
whatever you and your girl.
You're going to be track seven.
I'm not playing with no bitch like that.
You got to leave them all.
Bishes I picked for a side.
They was had.
All right.
Back to you, Mark.
I got nothing.
All right, man.
You just got no dad's, jobs,
pressure off a boat.
Billy got clothes.
Hola, hello.
All they know is Dorah.
That's all they say.
Stop.
You started it.
Hola.
But real quick, it be the ones that pretend to be something else that me,
she sounded crazy on me.
I can't believe that was summer.
I can't rock with summer on this one.
Nigel name me pizza?
You wish I could talk.
Yes, you could talk?
Your hair growing back too, nigga.
He was a turkey?
I got a few ideas of why.
I got a few ideas of why.
It's powerful.
They got some elixir in that shit.
Got some magic.
magic youth
like that Benjamin
button in the pussy
it's
looking good
you look good man
you know by girls
like that though right
like that just front
it's all it's front
yeah
it's all front
that's what I said
niggas got to
fucking annoying side chicks too
you knew
when the side chick was annoying
not if they pain
you put that thunder stick down
that's the other reason
I want to hear that from summer
that's all right
I'm running on one ear that shit.
Nickers is pulling up on summer
and draining that bank account.
It's a bus down waiting at the end of that bus down.
Summer I love you.
I'm going, I'm staying out of women's business.
Back to Mark.
I think we did it, y'all.
All right.
We did.
It's noise for y'all, man.
We did it.
We absolutely did it.
I'm playing Mario for my sleeper.
I am.
Let's bring sleepers back.
I'm going with Mario.
This is off his album, mood swings.
Song is called Still in Love.
Girl, I'll try to live without you
But everyone just leads me back
No one I'll see you in
The silent
No like that
No, yeah
No matter where it says alone
I'll try to move on
But I can't break through
I'll stay with you
When you still got my messages on red.
Time so I gave you that spitz, babe.
When you really knock, you know you took it too far.
When you hit the block, he used to play my mind.
But ease me back like that.
I've tried to move on, but I can't break on.
When y'all niggas do that, y'all wait to the last 20 seconds of a song for the guitar to come in on the fade out.
Listen to him
Let the fucking guitar go, man
Brand new music for Mario
That record is called Still in Love
Off of his mood swings album
Available in your phone
And on DSPs
Write this very second
That dayla album is incredible
I'm playing something off Dela
Special
I knew I knew I knew that's why I didn't even pick Dela
That album
That meek EP I heard
That is good too
I love the first two records
Of that meek shit
It's the first two
It's the first two
It's the first two
What y'all got
I'm going to Memphis
This is a walk-em-down, Don Tripp.
Wait, wait, wait.
He started with an ice throat clear?
I guess so.
Rather shine.
Time to get this money.
That's my type of time.
I'm a rider but of money calling, then it's time to drive.
Always keep the sprayer just in case I got a fight of fire.
I ain't never ran in my life, bitch.
I'm Michael.
Won't stop offering the truth till they run out of lies.
Ain't a rap nigger on this planet that I idolize.
rap niggas in their feelings I won't slap them five buddy I'm a giant we
ain't never gonna see eye to eye all that beef shit get put to sleep little nigger
rock a bite buddy you get hit on accident if I pocket down raised by the Memphis City
streets I'm like a foster child better know I'm always locked in like I lost the
trial still on the road the riches I'm not wealthy yet if I'm not somewhere getting
to a check then doing wellness check tried to make my mama pride of me I might have felt
I'm gonna that but there's a silver lining
cause my sons ain't out here selling crack
Every time I leave my drive away
I'm trying to hurry back the streets
Don't really love a living soul
They be setting traps
I am not concerned a little bit
If I don't benefit
Because trust is just a file letter word
And niggas illiterate
I'm about mine, you shit get about yours
You was out here showing out
Fuck around got outscored
You look at I got married I had that beat you love
On all fours
Using every hole now you lady like a goal
Of course, oh boy, let's resolve the violence.
I love nothing more than bloodshed.
If you don't fuck with me, but there's enough said.
Fuck yeah, call your bros.
We can hold court like his final foe.
The doctor said my lungs was full of soot.
I want all this smooth.
Rise and shine.
Time to go get paid, said my alarm clock.
And I've been out here chasing cheddar non-stop.
They say you only get one shot unless we're talking about gunshots.
And if you plan to take it down, then it's going down like a young job.
Long little pill.
And that is
Walk him down.
Don Tripp
that's off his new album
Forgiveness
is God's job
part one.
Shout to Don Tripp,
man.
That's one of the
better beat flips
I've heard with that song.
Dave with Isaac.
Hey there.
Yeah.
I'm going to De La.
I'm playing NF.
This is with Black Thought
produced by a DJ premiere.
Really disparaging and offensive
or a dress a black person
Providing fun
causing amusement
or laughter
or warranted suspicion
like you motherfuckers.
She walked around with her top down, let me talk in the ear, she know me a sock sound
Some do it for the culture, we do it for cultivating the mind, it's not down
We work millions, but not millionaires, because music industry rules are in disrepair yet
Matrimony of time and body intervenes of wisdom to right the wrongs of any offer in a castle,
but who owns the land? Questions rarely asked and becoming a man
See way back when we were teens and wide-eyed with the third-year,
with the third one closed, while the nose breathing up the clicks,
trying to catch a whiff of the fame,
and gather any shine on a name.
But jealousy rained down from those who
thoughts are never sunny, sane.
Don't make me laugh, niggas funny,
it'd be that textbook, hood the lemons.
When you about to gain like, jealous ones
want to install the dimmers, now it's the same as then.
A nigger heart is on hate while his face lies
so you with a grin is where the evil lie lurks.
Watch another's approving of your works.
One too many praises raises their blood with fermented frowns or a smirk they throw mud while saying,
Don't make me laugh, niggas funny
And the eldest steady telling the youth
That woods is being pulled out the hood as if attached to a tooth
And now nerves exposed girls trying to set the boys on the right track they like the nerve of them holes
I suppose when they were kids they watched cartoons and flew around their room like the man from Krypton
As they got older you know what some do they separate red and blue and get their blood from
Cripp's on. So many mesmerized by the mess. They hit a ringing in their ears. That's the guards trying to align them.
But unlike pianos, they choose to be out of tune, so that's where you find them. A wrench with a stench for somebody else's come up.
Especially when our skin is indigenous to the sun up, I run up to ride on the page of life, but they snatch it from me while saying,
Don't make me laugh, niggas funny. And on the other side of this, you have them funny style niggins talking with a hiss.
They fashionably foul and flashing, trying to get a reaction from the crowd is wild
To knock this kid on his ass were unallowed
All these bird niggas linse and their worms is running around
Out here waiting for the man like velvet underground
Smart brothers keep convincing themselves to dumb it down
Picking poison off a bodega shelves to numb it now
Listen, when they get ugly quick fashion in a hurry sometimes
It boiled down and who had the biggest money
You're the one who feel he wanted enough
To get it from you think you hungry enough
Don't make me laugh
Look, I'm sick of following the masses.
I'm sick of giving up game.
The niggas failing classes.
Niggers lame.
I'm sick of half-ass hip hop flows.
Same fat ass and short nose.
One is some-me, but shorties with the cookies and skulls.
They love to lummey probably why some clowns
sweaties opposed.
That mean mug me, I mean literally.
Fifth and McKean, where people live in between.
They're another reason to play the visiting team.
They say to me to the makers if you could lift a machine.
Where the stars don't shine bright, and days ain't sunny.
It's a struggle to fly right and claim victory.
In the son of this twilight
But dang shit
Come he checked the history
Don't make me laugh
As De La Soul, Black Thought
NF
Khabit in the Sky is out now
And it is a phenomenal album
Cop dat
Biggish
I'm going to Lil' bro
Simba just put out a single
Okay
Congrats to him
He off Atlantic
Oh shit
Okay, it's indie
A fight that he was having
Yeah
They're running no way
This is IAM
Hey, back in 2015 I had stepped on the scene with a couple thousand dollars in a bag of clothes
I left Northern California with a plan to become the biggest rapper come back and put everybody on
you see I thought a lack of money was the reason I was having trouble trying to get the places I was trying to go but honestly it wasn't money it was me believing I knew everything about everything I did know
Whoa.
Sometimes I wish I would have walked down a cerebral path and thought about a better way to beat
a nigger's ass.
My emotions is the homie that you can't escape.
A troubled child that you love enough to never hate.
All the nigger ever wanted was the rock shows.
Cop clothes, drive S5 O's and knock holes.
Before I had a rap check, boy I had a trap check.
Shout out to my V8 niggas getting to the dog.
My idols was not drug dealers or thugnickers.
I was just somebody that hung with them.
I wanted to be like a malcolm.
I'm Margin, a Marvin, an artist, someone that sheds light without darkness, huh?
Someone that helps his community come up with a plan and not take the shortcut through every circumstance,
but I am temptation's biggest fan.
It's like the man I want to be, don't get along with the nigger I am.
Yeah, I am.
Floor, yeah, it's like the man I want to be, don't get along with the nigger I am.
I know I ain't the only one who go through that.
What a person you want to be just can't be in public
Look let's take a blast to the past when I met my nigger cast I had just dropped the tape that I thought was lit
I had a couple cool songs but I was singing on some records he was looking at me like what the fuck is this
I tried to tell him people's telling me that rap is dead
they rather hit something with melody instead he shook his head and said nah man you better than that
Instead of running from rap, you gotta bring this shit back.
See, as a man, well, especially a black man.
We wear so many different hats, it's hard for us to find ourselves.
You are gangster in the streets, but you preaching for peace.
Got a smile, took your chain and hugged your pride from police.
I nearly lost everything that I love from drinking liquor and bug.
Man, I'd miss more shots than Elma Fudd.
I coulda did a song with a rapper we all love,
but I was busy popping bottles and kissing bitches and clubs.
I blamed the way I grew up.
I'm my daddy son.
A infidelity baby.
My father know I'm one.
He did my mama wrong, but I will never notice nothing.
That's why I used to cheat a lot because I felt like I owe him one.
I tried not to follow his footsteps.
I took a stance to treat my son's mind, but respect that she should demand.
But I am temptation's biggest fan.
It's like the man I want to be.
Don't get along with the nigger I am.
That is Simba and Dr. Clips.
I am.
That was fire.
That's super tough.
Shout to Simba.
Mark.
I'm going with my girl.
Going to the underground.
Go with my girl.
No name.
She dropped her first single from my.
upcoming album. Shout out to no name. It's called
100 Acres featuring Devin Morrison. Let's go.
What you mean?
The last supper. Then my love of getting three plates,
liberate a free state. Communism sweepstakes me on.
Don't worry about it. They be everybody eating good.
Yeah, I'm eating honey with we in the deep south getting coin.
I'm in the law. And yes, I mean that.
I wrote this on my bean back.
The love galore.
Everyday struggle, niggas hustle in the background.
Never had a cap gown. Graduated. My college years,
volunteer crystal clear like I made a wish.
Rhyns from the swamp
I'm gonna cut the drama
I told you I'm feeling froggy bitch
Then my niggas ain't getting light
A parley
When a brunch date
This nigga just brought me apart
Faye. He got to eat cake
I'm blowing true
I told you boo
Why now I'm sitting this hair lock
That is 100 Acre Woods
No Name
Book Readers Unite
Book Readers Unite
Shout to No Name
I'm looking forward to a new album
For sure
Me too
I'm a huge fan
We still record my bro
Hey man
Come join us
We still record.
We still.
Gone.
How would I know?
A whole couch missing.
Erickson, don't pan on that couch.
Every time they get up, it look as dirty as it is.
Then they got the nerd to slow walk.
I'll knock one of y'all niggas out.
I got to knock one of y'all out one day.
It can't be ice because he got the nation behind him.
So, sorry.
What you think I got behind me?
Whoa.
Hey, yo.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
That was insane.
Here you go again.
Here you go.
He ain't blowed out the birthday.
Yeah, your wife let you walk out with great sweats.
I ain't going to find I keep putting pants in the cleaner.
She gets a, oh, you look, your balls, you're bald.
I'm like, yo, it's me.
At some point, we got to stop talking about the pants, you know what?
Your wife just let you walk out like that.
Yeah, you're the man.
Oh, no.
He needs to sneak out.
Yeah, that's right.
He changed clothes in the car.
She was at work already.
The gray sweat rule.
That shit won't die, huh?
No.
Nah.
No.
Can't be outside like a hussy.
Girls, man.
Where are you going with that?
You can't do it.
Can't wear them.
Pablo followed me on Instagram.
Yeah, because you won't sit down.
Sit down somewhere.
Before you get married, you got to redo your Instagram, right?
You got to take a...
I mean, no.
Of course not.
Before you get married, you got to do what?
All right, go ahead, man.
You can't follow the disabled, y'am means, no more.
No, that's all you can follow, actually.
You just get the whole assortment.
Yeah, all of them.
up there.
Ice is Zeus to the limbless
bitches.
Oh, the bitches
ain't got no limbs.
That big of ICE is a great
God you're making
God, boy.
That one she got out of arm
and sent city boy.
I got to do this all over again.
I got to find out what Jersey Town
she moved.
She didn't forsake somewhere.
I got to see what's up.
Anyways, is anything
that we didn't get
that we need to get?
No.
No, we did it big.
No, we were supposed to ask
the doze and don'ts
and things.
thinking Mark.
Yeah, that's true.
And that was Mark's topic.
That was his topic.
What topic was it?
What topic was it?
You know he falls sleep around four.
I tried to.
You know he falls sleep around four.
He's the Segway King for two hours.
Then later he's, oh, wait, what happened?
20 minutes in, I said, are there any rules for how long you can stay to get a plate?
That was me segue and then y'all didn't bite.
Before we get out of here, we don't bite.
Yeah.
Look, see.
Oh, look, see nasty.
Yo, real quick, let's give him some Thanksgiving, dudes, and dudes.
don't because this is our holiday episode.
We won't be here again.
They won't get another episode.
Don't show up empty-handed.
Don't experiment with some new plates if you can't cook.
Don't be the dude that shows with the dinner
and needing to break everything down about the history of Thanksgiving.
Oh, for sure.
Oh, yeah.
I don't come clean, man.
In my 40s, you can keep the yams.
Wow.
I know.
I know.
Wow.
I know.
It's on.
Yeah.
It's almost anti-black.
It's almost anti-black of me to say.
I'm coming clean.
I'm confessing.
I'm being vulnerable.
You got it.
The yams is just not, not the candy, y'am.
I was just about saying, what, you want a plate full of rice?
Oh, you know I want rice.
I will fuck some rice up.
You know, I love us.
I will fuck some.
All I need is a piece of turkey.
That's one thing that the whites got right.
That's the whites.
Where rights come from?
Asia.
Huh?
But they made it white.
How?
Somehow.
It's always better.
The Asian rice wasn't white.
It bleached the rice.
I love it.
rice. And you have a few different types of rice.
Had a Spanish rice. Had a white rice.
A little bit of yellow. You want to some coconut, coconut rice.
Yellow right? Yeah, boy. I need that yellow rice.
I'll eat that shit. Yo, so I'm not eating until Thanksgiving because I'm on this weight
loss journey. You not eat nothing? I'm eating water. Oh. Because I know what's going to happen
on things. Oh yeah. It's going fast for two days? Yeah. That's not bad. No, it's great.
Yeah. You start fasting for two days. You'll see that shit immediately. Yeah, I'm serious.
Your face gonna get mad skinny.
Go to the gym and yeah, my face is fat.
It is.
Everything is fat on me, everything.
You don't look right at the nicket, man.
What about it?
You know, some of us are a word.
Let's sing that song, man.
Let's get out of here.
Let me go.
Don't's a Thanksgiving.
Don't tell you a man, everything is fat on you.
There's a don't right there.
Face of songs, man.
We're talking about this thing is crazy.
All right.
Fuck y'all.
All right, man.
Y'all was fucking them together.
What?
Whoa, fucking them together.
What?
guys crazy I say y'all we want to leave yo don't worry y'all yeah yeah y'all was fucking
them together you was fucking in the pool house you and amani and in the sauna yeah i ain't
fucking the boo house yeah yeah amani is your is that's not true y'all fuck the few of them together
in that he took it's disrespectful no we have not they call they think we ain't know no we
have it tag team back again public rip t yeah he's
Honey and freeze.
No, you have not.
Reese's pieces.
That thing is nasty.
I'm cool.
Y'all nasty, right?
Yeah, I know.
I'm about E.
What you mean?
Y'all niggins.
Eat time up.
You scared the fuck behind E?
Yo, in the show.
Sing now, sit now.
You scared the fuck behind him.
Because he sing?
I didn't do nothing.
Yeah, me and his shit, right behind you
like you wasn't here, boy.
I don't even know.
You got some cute work, too.
I'm thinking crazy.
Because that's your back.
Why?
It's getting involved.
Word.
Just thinking crazy.
All right, man.
We're gone.
And the niggas that was
Why Exhibit only
Road with a chosen few.
It goes.
Or the niggas I beat.
Real good episode today, y'all.
Oh, sure.
Listen, man.
I hope you enjoy your holiday.
I hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving, your family, your friends, your kids.
Everybody that's thrown a friends giving out there.
Please be safe.
Be safe.
Please be safe.
The goal is to get back home always.
That's right.
For sure.
Everybody traveling?
Oh, yeah, the traveling.
Them airports look sick.
Anybody who this time of year is like a bad time for y'all?
You all in our ears.
Hold your head up.
Y'all niggas go home, man.
Go home.
Take y'all ass is home, man.
Sit down and eat with your family.
That place shit with the foil on it that you try to hide in the car.
It don't work.
Y'all will be pleased to know.
I didn't take no place from Mark Crid.
You should have.
I didn't take no place from March Crid.
You should have.
You took it?
No, I didn't take a plate.
I didn't take anything.
It probably wasn't a lot left, though.
It wasn't a lot.
It wasn't a lot.
It wasn't a lot.
They fucked up.
Now, that food was good.
Listen, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you,
do, farewell, audio, seriva, dirchy,
Osta, V-Star,
Voa, so long, goodbye,
or simple head novels, a Fice.
It goes.
Easy!
Everybody, come out!
Come on, man, stop playing.
Rest of peace, easy, eat.
Moments and moments passed,
so let's make this one last.
Style show, easy, what you gotta say?
A miracle of modern creation.
Easy, ease on the scent.
Lastly, the baddies are insecure,
the stagnant women want to travel,
and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it.
Don't forget to take your cholesterol,
medicine take your blood pressure medicine take your Pepsi'd you gonna be eating a lot
this week take your Pepsi it anybody doing anything interesting this week
besides Thanksgiving hey shit else this week come on shit else but thanksggy
yeah yeah it's true
I just got it like no no no no no no new JPP B where would you be without the
JVP I don't got no problem with gay people gay people working right now
I'm damn there around gay people every day because they work for me.
I don't got no problem with them.
