The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 882 | "The Cooling Board (You Too?)"

Episode Date: November 29, 2025

 Off of Thanksgiving 2025, the JBP recaps their Turkey day (25:18) before Marc Lamont Hill asks the room what role ex's play for the holiday (49:32). Ray J was arrested for making threats to Princess Love on a livestream (1:09:00), the room then learns about each others shaving habits (1:34:00), and the latest from Diddy in prison leads to a reaction to the Angola State Penitentiary hosting a Daddy-Daughter dance (1:58:12). Also, Mona wants the guy's reaction to a recent experience she had with Xfinity (2:09:17), Another one bites the dust as 'The Bigger Picture' Podcast comes to an end (2:19:50), Draymond Green vs. Kenyon Martin (2:36:47), Jim Jones is going viral for his turkey drive (2:47:48), Part of the Show (3:05:23), and much more!  Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden 

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Enjoy the show. My god is naked, getting on my nerves. Please. Finally gave that niggins some chacha? Please, if I gave them some pussy, y'all would know. The way I skip this, well, fucking, I skip it here, doughnuts, nuggets, muffins, and shit. Hey guys!

Fuck them, nuggets. How's everybody doing? Come here floating. Y'all going out, there will be signs when I'm getting, yeah. E. Clare's an A thing. This man. Yeah, you stupid, yo. Oh, man.

I don't know. I kind of thought it when I seen you, you got the Friday food fucking. Foodbook. Yeah. You got the tight. I wish. They gave you some turkey leg. I wish.

I don't know. I wish. Gross. How are you feeling, man? That's crazy. How y'all feeling, man? Good, man. Good.

Great. Everybody had a good, good holiday? Yeah. Yeah, really good. Still funny through some food coma, that's all right. Don't tell me about it. I took it easy because I said I had to, I knew I had to come in here and be alert all day. I did not take easy.

I'm going to make up for it tonight, though. I took it easy just because I know my trainer's a dick. He's a dick. You trade a day? No. You go tomorrow, right? Yeah. Oh, you're good.

Yeah. Because then there's today. There's leftovers. If you go in there wobbling. All right, two million jumping jacks. Let's go. I need a plate. You need a plate?

You know how, like, because I don't know how you'll pick where you go for Thanksgiving, but that's important to me, like, can you cook? You know what I mean? That's not really about, like, oh, I see my grandma. We know that. We know. We know. But it's like where I went at, it just, I mean, it wasn't no macaroni cheese at the house I was at.

What? A black home. Wow. That's a blessing. Say, there you go. And they're going to hear this shit and be like, keep your little dusty ass old. Keep your dusty ass old next year. I promise, yeah.

How old was the chef? Where was the chef from? Was the chef black? It was a couple, a couple different people cooked at that house. How old were there? Who ain't had mac and cheese? They were right in 30s. 30s?

Somebody claimed it was a mistake, like somebody forgot. Everybody was in their 30s? Maconi cheese is salt. Never that. Never that. Oh, my God. Hey, I knew something was wrong when she said they cooked by committee. Nope. I don't eat no whole bunch of people cooking a whole bunch of shit.

Everybody bringing shit over there. No, sir. I made this at home. No, no, no, no. There ain't no pot. There's ain't no pot. Big mom in the kitchen. Move.

Yo, it's so important, though. Like, that's just the whole thing. Like, the vibe be off when the food ain't right. It's like, yeah, yeah. You know? You ain't lied. But that's the thing, niggas really,

that's how you know where you at. If they had every alcohol choice out, but it ain't no rolls, it's like, okay, I know what's up in here. We came to get fucked up. That's it.

It ain't even about the food in this motherfucker. Like, how we ain't got no rolls and no cornbread? But it's still reserves and corn is like. It's still reserves. I'm not going to be.

I'm out. I troll, they fall right for it. I do the 211 to get them. Yeah, right. Yeah. You right. Y'all think I was in a house with 2-11 options? Yes.

I ain't know no money drunk that in their house. That's for drinking outside exclusively. You got that shit in a six-pack? You're a wild boy, yo. What? 2-11. That's crazy. Yo, do they sell them shit's in bulk?

No. 2-11. In 2-11 is still not as bad as 4 local, the original ones, before the government got involved. Remember the original 4-Locals? They had to stop selling them? No. Because it was caffeine in the money.

bitches. So you'd be fucked up, but you crack back up. Crack. Yeah, yeah. Still Reserve is like the old school crackhead beer. That's what still. Yeah. That's what it is. At home, if you're confused, that's why. That's a drug addict. You're the ghetto to a guy? I try to, you know. She might just be. Let me walk you out down these alleys right quick.

I promise you, you know, with response I would get the most people would say, thank you. You helped me understand my cousin. That's a felon. One time a couple came to a show, she gave her high school sweetheart a chance. He was in jail, like seven years and she gave me a chance because things I said about felons

if you don't have any if you're not close to it at all you might judge it in a different way but I'm explaining what I you know my experience yeah they good people at heart I mean felons aren't bad people

they can't be I'm a felon Nah I'm with you Is Homeboy you You've been texting with I don't fuck with streetnors I don't know He might be like a former just said You should give him

He got two names Yeah No they don't got two names. Fuck him, bro. Siddique Rashid. First of all, fuck him and it's the same person. Oh, same boy. Oh, all right, all right.

That's the problem, though, because I wasn't supposed to, you mean, they don't even know, Mark. We got to tell him. There's some Philly shit. We'll tell him. It's some Philly shit. Mark knows all my dirty secrets. Oh, I mean, it's Philly. Shut out.

It's a dirty secret. Oh, shit. Wow. I don't want no problems. Yes, you do. I don't want to. I don't want to do it all. All they're listening.

None of my niggas. Yeah, clean it up. All my niggas from down bottom. Them niggas was wild. Down bottom, what, westfully? Yeah. Okay. He's supposed to be...

Come out of the grimy part of Virginia. They're talking about the part of Virginia where it ain't safe for you, girl. Virginia Beach. What's the toughest is in? Colonial Williamsburg. All like... Nicked?

Go down there playing around. I don't know nothing about the game. Some country niggins and tie you up by your motherfucking thumb. I don't get my whole thing. family will be there in 10 minutes, boy. From where? Shoot your whole fucking lineage. You'll be the last

Marby standing. I know. By the time the niggas get from South Carolina, you'll have to be up there like motherfucking Lenox. Anybody kidnapped me or got me surrounded? I think I could stall for 10 minutes. What's you going to do?

Yeah, but what's going to happen in 10 minutes? That nigga been ducking smoke since he was a kid. That nigga could talk his way out of him. What? That they're talking. Magic tricks and shit. He is a good talk. You see a guard.

Everybody's see a car. Not a heart. Not a hearts. Follow the queens. Follow the queen. That here. Poof. Crazy.

Oh, man, yo. He got the gift of gab. He'll distract him. What? Always. And these. No, for a car train. Car train.

Can you fight? Can you fight? Hell here. You crazy? He can fight. Are you crazy? Can you fight? A little son.

Piquito. Now, a better skill that I have is diffusing. I try not to engage. You would think that that is Joe Shakespeare. In the way that dude, it's like crafty words. But now also the part with me diffusing is I might say something that goes up. Quickly. And by might you mean you're definitely at some point.

Anytime I've ever tried to defuse my own fight, I got myself punched by what I was in. Like, anytime. I'm sorry that happened to you. Yeah, I don't know how to. Like, once you dare, you dare, you dare. Yeah, you said you get punched first a lot. Yeah, I get cracked first. I'll pop it.

By girls. Yeah, I remember this girl with me and him. This girl had a bag of rocks in a bag. Stop. Just that fast we're going to start this show. She's such a hoodbugger, yo. A girl had you put a bag of rocks. It happened.

You know what I didn't be playing around with rocks in a bag is the more important question. Stop biting pebbles. She hit me in the head. She hit me in a bag of rocks. And what set her off was I said to her like, girl, We was cool. We used to push your daughter around that stroller with her ass dragging.

You know the cheap strollers and they ass drag to the ground? That's what I said. The ass dragon. She just happened to how to rocks? What? Right here. Hey, hey, just for bitches like her.

Just for bitches like her. Just for her. She's keep a bag of rocks for a bitch that don't know what to say. Oh, fucking mouth. Bust me in my head with that shit. I want to judge the girl, but before I knew where to get guns from,

the batteries in the sock. Yeah, rocks or locks in the sock. The combination on your finger, you spider around. Oh, the padlock and the sock. Oh, my. Oh, my. man, padlock in the sock.

What was on that? These think it was poverty. I ain't had no cinnamon. I didn't have any siblings. It's the brokest fight ever. They didn't get a knife. You know, they didn't use weapons. No, we're talking like the aggressors.

No. You're talking like a bunch of brokies that couldn't for the gun. We're not talking. We're not talking like. I'm going to fuck that nigga up with these batteries when I say. I'm looking at you like this. I take this lunch meat. What can you talk about?

What can you talk about? Well, if you did that one. you might not need to extract them bullets out of you. Oh, shit. That particular day. You been shot? Look. You can't tell.

Oh, my God. You can't tell that he's been shot? Oh, my God. You just turn him on to oil. That tongue went three inches longer. How long are you, David? Oh, shit. You are an idiot.

I have never dated somebody that been shot this year. Oh, man. Oh, man, all right. I'm glad to see y'all in a good move. Yeah. It's Friday, man. This be the highlight of my week, y'all. Y'all think I'm bullshit.

I like hanging with you guys. Yeah, we love you up here. We love you up here. We wasn't doing drive-bys with the sock. Come on. Just imagine walking on the street like, yo, when I see what I see what you guys, Rakeem, I'm gonna fuck that nigga. First, son?

You know, that that nigga go right there. I got to get a running start. Well, that's where your first mistake is. The niggas that had the padlock in the sock wasn't saying, when I see Rahim. You're going to look for Rahim. We were going to look for Rahim.

But when you see Rahim, now you got back up because you got to get a running start. What fuck is you talking about? Rahim got a gun. Rahim, everybody didn't have a gun in the 90s. You're right. Everybody did not have a gun in the 90s. But why are you getting your wind up on Rahim to hit you with a six piece?

And what the fuck did you talk about? That never happened to me. I just said I could fight. That never happened to me. A six piece. Six piece is a lot of pieces. A six piece on me. You like that.

You said you can't put your hands up. Six piece on me. Six piece on me. We had checkers or something. Oh, man. Oh, shit. That's where you need to go. Y'all know I've met a delster have never been in fights at all.

How does that make you feel for us? It's plenty of those. Yeah, there's plenty of them out there. How do you make it through life without one fight? We, the niggas. We don't want. It's plenty of people out there that have not had a fight. Especially women.

I don't know. I don't know. I think most people haven't been in a fight. Really? I don't, I don't. Most people, most people, yeah. We just think where we grew up. We think that we grew up and think that's like the world.

Not even that. It's trauma. I'm not disagreeing. But like, bro, like that's sports niggas. Football guys. get upset you fight. You know what I mean? Practice yoke the rumbling. Shit like that. Like, you know, certain things you will get in the fight. You think them white boys don't be getting drunk at the bars start tussling they do?

Nobody beat the shit out of each other than two white niggas off the other. The drunk fight is comedy, my neck. Them niggas be jump kicking. They do all types of shit. They can be fly kicking through the bar. The only thing better than is Mexican on Mexican. And they don't feel pain. And they don't feel it. Yeah. Nose bloody color.

That's it. Come on. Give me more. Let's go. He can spit in our blood like it ain't enough. I don't understand it. To me, it's like a right of passage. When you're a kid fighting and all that shit,

your best friends, you fought them, niggins. All that shit. Don, this is some at-risk you shit. I bet you our kids won't be in fighting. That's what I'm saying. I got daughters, so I hope not. But if I had sons, I want my son to whip some ass and take some ass. My son, I'm playing on him whoop his best.

That's why y'all don't need to be boy dads. That's not the thing. Exactly why. Listen to y'all. Listen to the girl, dad. Like, you, you went plenty of fights. Did your kids, have your son's gotten in fights? They never told me about one.

That's what I'm saying. They never told me about one. And you don't want them to ever. Well, I want to be eight. So, I mean, dad don't count. Even though I think he's bruffled. He's a half. Yeah.

He's going to be a candidate. He don't want. If you think your son ain't going to punch somebody. No, his son. If you think of that, he already met it for a lot. He might be the, the day can't bully. Mark trying to cover it's about, oh, he speaks Arabic and Spanish.

Nika, he's violent. He's a problem, though. He's definitely a problem. He's going to be with a special practice. There you go. And you're going to have him in martial arts. Now, he's going to be the bully of private school. Talking Arabic.

I agree with Ish. Now he knows how to ask, do you want to fight more than my language? Yola! Amo Ish, I think it's character building too. I don't think it's nothing like, you know. Yeah, I do. There was, I never had a fight that I wanted to have. I mean.

True. True. Never? That I wanted to have, no. I don't know about that. You said you was done. I disagree. No, no, I'm talking shit.

Yeah, I, you know, I wanted to be front of around. I ain't wanted to fight. I didn't want to fight. I never had a fight. I never fought. Not to mention that fear. You feel your heartbeat and you just get out of doing. Like, that's a thing, you know?

Not just that, yo. Because it's so scary until it happens. All jokes and stuff. this new generation is fucked up because they never got punched in their face. They definitely need to get punched. Bro, that shit builds something. You know what to say, what not to say.

That teach you consequences. Yeah. Yeah. I think some of these niggas in the new school is tougher than we was. At least back in the day, there was school, right? So you fought at school, you know that you had to come back to school for the rest of the year.

So we got to fix this. But if there was ever a chance that I was going to fight somebody in school, a little white boy, and he would come back and shoot the whole school. I wouldn't hit nobody. I wouldn't hit nobody. Nigna, you're killing teachers. This was between us.

America's fucked up. America, so we're the only country that happens in. That shit don't happen nowhere. And then the parents get mad when they want to put metal detectors in the school. Right. Johnny got a 40. And then they said, hey, we should get the teachers. We should teach the teachers how to shoot.

Yeah, that's crazy. And still paying 14 grand a year. Right. They got by the old shit. Not they mad with guns. Right. And they got by the own gun. They can't even afford the no books to the class.

Oh my God. It's so stupid. No. America. There's a few of them white gun pages I follow on Instagram. I will be honest. I'm scared just watching them, niggas. They know them shit's better than us.

Yo, what? But they take their kids young shit. That's the problem. That's the problem. They're teaching their kids at three years old. In the 90s to respond to gun violence and urban air. is we start pushing this hole don't play with guns things.

When I came up, my cousins couldn't have water guns or BB guns and shit like that. Now, I get why we did it, but it doesn't make any fucking sense at this point. My goal was to have my kids being able to unload a pistol

and didn't know how to fire it on some safety shit by like 12 or 13 just because, I mean, statistically, they'll play with it less that they know how to fucking use it. Mona, just move. What?

Shut up. Mona, just relocate. Mona, just relocated. I just moved. I just moved. I just moved to a really, really nice building, like, on some luxury shit. You ain't never see the white dudes

standing around all on signs? I invite you over, it's nice like that. I'll come. It's nice like that. It's nice like that. And the nice juice, tell them I moved to fuck up. When you moved? Like a week ago, two weeks ago,

I was gonna crush you off for it. Make some noise. Look at it's narcissist's brain. Just in working. Yo. Yeah, because of me, she got to move. You understand. That's hard, boys.

You said, yeah. But it's true. But it's true. You're Fibbeek, too. They are terrible. A niggas seen a clip of the back. One fucking, first comment. Thank God for the JCP.

This broke bitch, finally got a project. I said, God damn, I applied for this motherfucker months ago. Fuck y'all. I like it, though. I never lived in one of those fancy business. Fancy business. Like, imagine this, but lower, lower, lower.

You got the community room and a gym and all. Yeah, it's nice. I love it. I really like it. It's fucking stupid. You got. Shut the fuck up. You got to shut up.

Me and you? I love it. I love it. You my nigga, I don't care. I love it, though. I've got the community world. That's what it's called. That's what it's called the project.

Yes, it is. That's the hallway. It's called the president lounge. That's where my very first baby child was at that they tried to plan when I wasn't invited. You know, it was free. Right? In the community room, Montgomery Projects. Told you, you should have co-parented.

You can get the rules for $30 in the projects, them little community rooms and shit. Hey, let me not do that. My big mom gave me a plate. Okay. That's the show. My big mom sent something over. Okay.

Come on, man. Stop playing with me. Memorable dick. Nigger from 97. Yeah. My dick better give me a plate 30 years later. I know it's some shit in there, too. Yeah, making it in front of your husband, too.

Yo. Did you eat? Don't touch that one. That's for jump. Right. Yeah, exactly. I want all that. All right, come, come on.

Let's have some fun. Yeah, let's have some fun. Yeah. Let's have some fun. Let's have some fun. Efficient. I know it. This is.

Many tears. You have two things. To double you. I know all your hot girls is too little right now. So we go see a few. But now I need you do a video. Just call rodeo. Talk to a pair of.

Y'all need to open your ears up and so feel and smoke this lame. Take my check one two, one two, one two. I don't know. Why didn't you get a front of the breeze? Chase it with the Hennessy. I thought a juvenile Mandy Fresh was supposed to be coming up here. I had a follow up on that. They were like a six months ago.

What the fuck happened to that? I don't know. I want to talk because you were there. What's up? Hey, man. Slow motion for me Slow motion for me Slow motion for man

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Of it then you're still serving Hoping bone topping So jiggy jig Ah, ah, I'm not so daddy So you moving two fans My fingers keep slipping I'm trying to grip that ass I'm being hornhead and I'm gonna make you get on me

Got a human up the skies from my faces a dog I think I was in fucking Etowah when this song was out If I remember correctly Tear and Etow down One of my bitches fell in love with that outside dick That outside dick keep them whole sick Right, go Slow motion for me

Slow motion for me moving slow motion Tell your friends Let's go, Cal Yes, sir Okay Yes, sir I'm down for you today Only the freaks know about this. You better watch yourself.

My man got this shit off a whole a bit. I'm so much hate when they came. There's applause going right quick for the best show on earth. So happy to be here with y'all. What's that? What? What? You're going to get you right.

We got you. It's coming. I trust y'all. It's coming. 883. 2. 2. 2. Welcome to episode 882 of the Joe Button podcast

Brought to you by Power, by Fuel, by Price Spice, Price, Chris, Spice, gang. Yeah. I'm your humble, gracious, highly favored, lowly favored, fully dressed host Joe Button here with some really amazing people to my right. You know the vibes. Big Philly in the building. Big Mona's here.

Next to her, more Philly somehow. Dr. Our good brother, Dr. Dark Lamont Hill in the building. next to him. That's right. Our good brother missed the thousand doors and up. Issues in the building.

Next to him, our good brother freeze the frees of the ball. Parks is here. Keny El Myra. Poe is here. Corey is here. Keen-o is here. Edith is here.

Big Juice is here. When you had your tongue out singing a pretty rickie too, I've seen you from inside. Erickson is here. Timor and Sabana here by remote last, but certainly not at least each and every one of you guys.

You guys are here. Thank you for joining us. How's anybody doing? What's popping? What's popping? I'm great. Amazing. I'm amazing.

I'm feeling good. Good. Good. I love to hear that. Y'all looking good. You're smelling good. Turkey Day recap. Give it to me.

How was everybody? Come on. Come on. I host it. How was the squash? Come on. Come on. Did you put hot sauce on the egg plant or what?

Whoa. Boys. Oh, shit. You know a eggplant is a food. It is. That's what they say. Yeah. Shut up, park.

You hosted? I host it. Yeah, it was good. We ate about 9.45 p.m. How many people you have? You said what? We ate about 9.45 p.m. What y'all did that?

Niggily, during the Bengals game. It was almost over. Yeah, it was third quarter. Yeah. What I do till then, I cooked and then waited. People just showed up late. You cooked? Yeah, I cook.

I cook. Well, everyone chipped in. I cooked turkey. I cooked mashed potatoes. I cooked the turkey? I did. Oh, you're the nigger then. That's like a big deal.

And the greens. And the greens. You make the greens. I did. Parks is from a family of, what's the word, restaurant tiers? Sure, sure. I don't know. Like your people on restaurant?

My sister's, my sister owned restaurants. Oh, okay. Parks can cook. Yeah, he's good. Like, he's good. He stopped doing it because, you know, cooks now, but he used to cook for us. It's too hard to do all this and cook. I know, goddamn.

Makes sense. Yeah. All right, so you ate late, you hosted, how was the crowd? Oh, it was great, man. It was, it was fantastic. It was fantastic. Good. Did Brian come?

he did not. Oh, okay. Yeah. Just a family. Yeah. They was tight though. Yeah. 945?

Shit, I thought we ate late in 18 in like seven. You know I went right around the corner to my spot. I was thinking about ordering some McDonald's some shit. Take a big egg and cheese. I was this close. I was this close. I felt bad eating breakfast on Thanksgiving. 945.

The anger that you had. No, you don't. Yes, you do. You don't think it's fast for Thanksgiving. Lots of crackers and cheese and sauce. Yeah. Did y'all have advertisers? Yeah, we had...

Oh, well, fuck that. Advertisers is tasting the food that you're making as you go. That part two. Or Buffalo chicken dip. On Thanksgiving? Yes, people have advertisers. People have dips and shit on... Depend on what time you eat.

I've seen some niggas on the grand ad. Bone marrow. They was doing a lot. A lot of Osamuco. I didn't think that was a bad idea. Yeah, it's not a bad, but that's a bad... I never thought of that, but not the worst idea. You never had Asapuco before?

Or any type of... I don't even know what you just said, but no. It tracks. I've seen it on TV. I'm going to keep it real. Okay. Like bone marrow what? That's what it is, bone marrow.

Yeah. From what animal? It could be sometimes cows, sometimes pig. Yeah, most of the time I see cows. Normally it's a cow. Have y'all ever been to Ruth Chris? Yeah, I ain't eat no bone marrow from there. I always get the chicken.

They get the well-done steak. Yeah, that's not. Ruth Chris is gross, but the chicken is good. It is. Oh, well, oh, there you go. So you're going to. Yeah, that makes sense. Y'all, newer couch?

Mine was much better than I expected. Like, you know, like we said last time, my family decided last minute because my grandmother came home to do it, and they went above and beyond. Don't just keep brushing over that little point. What? No, that's literally what happened. You're right. That's what happened.

Because there was no plans at first. I was going out of my girls' people house. That's what I think. And then, yeah, but then my grandmother came home from rehab. So they was like, yo, we got to do something. We have to. And they went above and beyond. We ate late, but it was well.

How late? Like seven? Seven, twenty, something like that. That's late, but that ain't crazy. Wasn't bad, though. Like, I had a blast. I'm pleased. I'm pleased. I had a great Thanksgiving.

Oh, my shit was the opposite. We ate at like two o'clock. White team. Very, very. The white. The white team. Brush, mad. Hey, Thanksgiving brunch.

I wasn't really beat, though. I could have stayed in the house gray sweats all day and watch football and I'm chilling like I ain't There's some good games on too You can't stay in your house for great sweats on

Go ahead That's what you gotta wear them at Did you get dressed? Did you get dressed? No No No sweatsuit Not at all

The dirtiest of sweats And the dirtiest white tea I could find Yeah I'd wore the white tea the whole day As I was the active sous chef For my girl I was spilling shit

All day long In my fucking t-shirt You hosted right Yeah. Yeah. I hosted. Is it how they cooked? Shaday cooked.

Wow. I hosted. I got to give it up to her. I mean, I talk a lot of shit, but great idea from her. She put it down. I would have never, it was just her idea. I would have never thought, I don't be mad at Thanksgiving sitting in my bedroom by myself, making the runs, picking up the plates, and going back and having food for the next three days. I don't think that's as depressing as the people like that live with their family.

It can be for, like, those people see you and be like, oh, what a loser. But I don't think it's the worst. So when she said, hey, man, we never spent the Thanksgiving together. I'll bring the kids up. You bring a family and we'll do it. I was like, bet. I think she thought that she was only cooking for her family and me and a couple of my people. No.

That's never how it goes. It's never how it goes. So with all the prep that she tried to do, and it was a lot of prep. And every time she said, hey, do it look like I need more of this? I said yes, just because I'm black. For no other reason. I didn't check nobody. I didn't call with nobody.

Yes, because I'm black and I know how a black Thanksgiving go. It's just going to be niggas popping up that you didn't expect. You ain't even to them. Yeah, you ain't even tell you was cooking. Now, they got fucking wives and shit. So she did a lot of prep. She was cooking all day. She barely got any sleep.

She's slaved. We ain't late, we ain't late too. That food wasn't ready to maybe seven. notified. Yeah, I saw her tweet, like, and it was about seven something where she was like, yo, I've been cooking, I'm like, she's still, she's like, I've been cooking all day, and I don't even want to eat now.

And then she got the plate and didn't touch the, she didn't touch the food because she was cooking all day. I see that a lot. I barely, I ate, but I was ready for bed after that, like immediately. And it was hard to get a plate down, you know what I'm saying? I should have text y'all and told you all to bring me a plate today. Word. I'd have brought you a plate.

I didn't really, like, I ain't get to, yeah, I didn't get the meat. I didn't definitely brought you a plate. I did the one. You know how you get the plate and like soon as you get it your automatic first mission is how do I get this bitch in the trash without them seeing it.

You feel of me? It was like that. Now you're doing a little box but you keep sliding your ass by that you can get the boots on the ground you gotta throw that bitch on that beat drop because the motherfucker catch the wrong time and the plate too.

That shit boy. Oh man watching your button pocket you know what it tastes like? The motherfuckers game. You know what it tastes like? the green. That's it. No season salt, no nothing. I seen meat floating, but it wasn't no... You know what I mean?

You know. And then whatever smoked turkey, speaking of greens, whatever smoked turkey she had got to put in the greens. Vital. It's super vital. Super vital, Joey. My spoiled turkey was terrible in the greens. It kind of fucked it up a little bit. That was the struggle for her.

What do y'all go to? And she from Texas, my family from down south, we know what smoked turkey. The New Jersey smoked turkey? It ain't. I got it from my usual spot, but it wasn't good to something. No, what should you don't go two pieces of meat? What type of turkey? Because I'm like a turkey neck girl.

Oh, I do wing usually. But next good, dude. Next good, I never heard of it. I feel like turkey wings are hard to do. Too much skin on the wings. For the green? It's too much skin on the wings. You go turkey neck or turkey butt, but if you go turkey butt, it's too much grease.

There's too much oil in the turkey ass. Turkey necks are the best. And plus, turkey necks you can eat them at the end in the bowl. All right. So then she found some liquid. Liquid. What's it called? Liquid smoke.

Liquid smoke. So that was cool. And then it's a little different, right? Like where I'm from, how I was raised, at 2 o'clock, people could start coming. So you want your house presentable. Yeah. So there was a little bit of every time I cleaned a spot, one of her kids, would fuck it up.

And then I would say, hey, yeah. And then she would say, oh, the kids. And it was like, oh, okay. Okay, they're kids. You're right. You're right. And I like stuffing.

I don't know how people feel about dressing. I hate it. I love it. I love it. I love it if I make it. If I make it and it's cornbread stuff and I like it. I absolutely love stuff and I feel like Turkey Day

ain't going to be Turkey Day without it. That was the only thing she sounded fishy about when I asked her, hey, stuffing. And she was like, well, me and my family, we don't really eat stuffing. I mean, I know how to make it. I had a stuffing conundrum. We don't make it. So, I mean, I'll make it, though. What kind of stuffing do you like?

Oh, yeah. Stuffing. It's different, Joe. There is different. It's so many difference. It's black people stuffing, yo. You know what's no way to explain it is. Black people stuffing.

You know, we had this conversation two years ago. Black people stuffing down south is. cornbread stuffing. Up East Coast, I'm the only person I know they make that. I don't know nobody in my fucking wood. What did they make up here? They make stone top type shit with breadcrums and shit. They use the bread crumbs in the bag. But cornbread stuff in the base

is big ass pans of cornbread. It's a total different thing. Oh, yeah. I ain't never had that. That's what, but I'm saying, I learned that from some southern niggas I met in my travels. Nobody taught me out of cook, so everything I learned I learned in my years. I learned from the trap. She's right, though. I've had both. Thank you. Thank you. She's right.

Well, anyway. when she said this stuffing ain't really her thing I was like, don't worry, don't worry, I have a mom right? So I call my mom mom, I need some stuffing. My mom makes me a big ass train some stuffing. Oh, I love my mama stuffing. Don't you know this motherfucking lady stuffing,

Shadee stuffing is great? It's better than your mom's? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. It's a different. Oh, that's what I'm good. You learned it. You learned it. It was different. It was different. And you know, my mom's a different.

My mom and my girl got this thing already about turkey wings and collard greens because of you, nigga. It ain't because of you. It is because of you. You said, Shadee, the greatest turkey wings ever. That is what you said. Mark, this is not the time. He said you've never had a turkey wing like that in your life. Nine hour one, Mark.

I know your mom. I know your mom lost her hearing. Oh, shit. No, she's blind. Oh, isn't it? She does the hearing better. She does the Spotify. That's your mom blind?

Patriots a waste. Your mother's mine? Yeah. You're dark-ishy. You love him, yo. Your mother's blind? Yeah, yeah, she's blind. Okay.

Like your whole life blind? No, no, no, no. Just the last few years. Okay. Which has made her complete burden. She's like elderly. I'm like this boy. I'm just supposed to eat more.

She stood me up yesterday. Something tight. But I'll tell you that later. Go ahead. Yo, can we talk about senior citizen jobs real quick? We'll get back to this. But during the prep, well, how do y'all feel about old people

having jobs? Depending on the job. Right. Like, if you'd agree it at Walmart, I'm not mad at it. Especially if I'm pushing fast with the entertainment. You'd agree with it. You'd get a little shop. If you work in a little shop, you can do that.

Should old people work holiday schedules. Nothing that involves speed or efficiency. Correct. They don't drive to get there. I'm fine. Because we was prepping and she had forgot some things. So she had to run back out a few times to target and wherever she was going. But one of the stops was T.J. Max.

When I tell y'all, that's old people central. That's a bad. That's a bad thing with it. Crazy, though. Well, you know why? That little dumb ass. Do you know why? Say why.

Say why. Say why. Please say why. It's a lot of people in there. C.J. Max got the oldest motherfuckers in the world at the register. Every time you get up there, they can't find the code. Then they need help. Marjorie.

Then they start going. Marjorie. Marjorie. No, that T.J. Max Lime was moving slow as hell because Marjorie wouldn't come out. But anyway, we got out of there. It was a great time. All of my family came. That's fine.

My kids, my brothers, my fucking sister, my dad. Everybody was there. It felt good to host. We don't normally, I don't normally do the hosting shit. The best part about hosting is watching everybody get the fuck out. Yeah. You don't got to go nowhere. That's why I wore my dirty t-shirt and my dirty sweats.

I was home. I've been home all day cooking and running around. Well, not cooking, sous shapping and running around. This is what you get. I'm home already. This is what you get. I'm home. I wore a sweater and I wanted to take that shit off because I was hot as shit in that fucking house.

Two ovens on bad people in the house. I guess it was hot. That food was good. And by the time we ate, Rashi Rice said, damn they won me my fantasy tournament. My fantasy match up. Oh, my God. Oh, what a good day. What a good day.

It wasn't nothing else that happened that was T. Like, it was like a peaceful, no fights, no arguments. Nobody brought over a new girlfriend, a new relationship. It was like people that knew each other. That's good. It was always good. Yeah, no, it was fire. It was a good time.

It was a good time. That's all I got, though. That's it. It felt good to go to bed. It felt good to go to bed. Oh, man. I went to bed about 10.30. Word.

Same. Same. Beat down. Mad early. How was yours? Mark? No, I'm lying. It was fine.

Mine was slow motion. Yeah, after Friendsgiving, we were like, we're going to keep Thanksgiving small because I was going to host for my family. We decided not to, so it was just going to be our moms and the kids, and that was it. Then my mom decided about three hours before dinner that she wasn't coming from Philly. So I was a little irritated. So you arranged for, like, transport for her? Yeah, that's why I was found out.

Oh, shit. The arranger, the gal was coming to pick her up. was like, your mom said she's not going. She said it's too late. Yeah, so. Yeah, it really does suck. Because you don't, she ain't got, I mean, how many, you know what I mean? She got a lot.

Four-five left. You know what I mean? Like, you got that many thanksgiving's left. I'm being generous. Optimist. Wait, wait, wait. What is wrong with you? Stop paying his nurse.

No. Crazy is. It's insane. Poor five is a lot. Yeah. Niggas is crazy. Yeah. I was just disappointed.

I was really sad, actually. I was really sad because I wanted to spend Thanksgiving with her. You know, you get old stuff. You just don't feel like doing stuff. I feel that way at 40. Exactly. I was mad in the moment. Now I have perspective.

You know, I'm going to start paying her bills again and all that. I'm not, I overreacted. Touched all the face back home. Right. Yes. It's like she got to travel, get there, see everybody, and get all the way back home. That's a lot.

Not the last one. But yeah. So I think it would be a challenge. It would be a challenge for her to do all that one day. And usually we would go down to her, but she didn't want to. But it was good. My daughter got home early, so she came up. So that was nice.

It was cool to hang out with her. Cool to hang out with my mother-in-law. And everybody was out of the house by 8.30. Oh, yeah. Everybody was out of the house by 8.30. And I got a good night's sleep. Who cooked? Cater?

Yeah, I had cater. Because I was supposed to cook, but I just wasn't feeling great. Can your wife cook? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a better cook. I'm a better cook. And so I do more of the cooking in the house.

And I've been cooking all week and the week because I was just tired. And I got somebody to do it who does a great job. So it was cool. It was cool to eat and just sleep. You know what I mean? And I'm fighting a little cold. So I was just happy to rest. It was the most rest I've gotten in a long time.

Me too. Yeah. I think it took a lot of the gold blades out of mouths. I ain't going to lie to y'all. I ain't going to lie to y'all. I'm jealous. It was a lot of to go Tupperware. Oh, no, I was excited to get rid of the old Tupperware.

That was one of the highlights of it. Pulling off all this old Tupperware. Let's get this out of here. They're all the way clear. You can't see through it. Yeah, too much spaghetti. Shit. You don't care either.

Give it here. Give it right up. I ain't get no sweet potato pie. Oh, I wish you to take. I got a fridge full of food because I didn't have nobody can't. I literally got like, I had food for eight people and like three people ate. Save it, Mark. I ain't know.

Yeah, fucking, uh, just. Jackie, my dad's wife was over there trying to fucking give all the pies away at the end. I say, yo dog, who the fuck do you think you are? You can't just give away pies that you didn't make you on the way these pies are going. She helped. She helping clean. She ain't shown she doesn't think she's doing anything wrong. Yeah.

Do you want a pie? If you don't put that fucking pie down. They did that shit on my grandma. Don't ever say. We got too much pie here. A whole pie? A whole pie. I want the leftovers mostly gone, but don't give away. Because it's being a bunch of pies. So everybody walking out. You got a pie? Take a pie. I'm like, your auntie, yo, what you're doing? We good.

Take something. Pie. Yeah, you can cut you a couple of flies. Don't give a whole pot to nobody. Then I realize my fridge ain't as big as I would like it to be. They never are. My fridge ain't as big as I. Hey, bitch, how do you feel about a walking fridge?

Did you have the space? I would totally get that. Really? If I had the space, I would do it. Y'all wouldn't care about having to walk in a fridge every time you need a fridge. I couldn't do it. But people that typically have the walking big joints. Have another one.

have a small. Yeah. See, I will put it in the room. Like, because I'm a fan of, um, counter depth. So with the counter depth refrigerators, they not, they literally are 25 inches. Right. So they're not really deep. It's, yeah. It don't hold as much shit. Yeah. You got a house. So if you, if I had a house big enough, I would definitely get the walking joint and then had a counter depth joint that you use when you prep him. It's right there by the island. You just get busy. Yeah, my fridge wasn't big enough to do what I got, had to do. And I don't have, I don't have old type of wear. All my Tupperware is new.

Just got it. Yeah, you just moved. Big, big stuff. I ain't got little Tupperware neither. See how the hell of people live? Oh, yeah, niggas. Oh, they racked up. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, really airfree? You're just hot. Yeah, this is lovely. And I only ate once. So it's like, but she knew she was smart. She hit some of the food.

Of course. Yeah, we still, we still. Of course. We got the first shit I did. High food. I got some leftovers before. At their house that they made. That they own.

All these words. Too many words. Like, they don't go to nobody else. I hate when niggas pack plates before they eat. I hate that. What? I hate that. When niggas pack plates.

Like, before they even sit down and enjoy it, they already pack up what they're going to leave. I've seen that. Similar to what Mark did two weeks ago. That's not the same, but I think that's the same. No, no, it's the same. No, Mark packed up and then ate. That's what he did.

He didn't even eat. Well, he didn't eat, but that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I packed up my plate. No, he ate, and he ate some chicken and then asked up some chicken. But it's fine. The case has been litigated, right? I paid my death to society. I was at home.

I think that's a tacky shit. I hate that. I don't let people do that. Let people say, yo, we got some left going to make a plate. Niggas will literally, like, I would watch my eye run past her car in my house, like with a stack of plates. Like, no shame putting it in the car. Like, that's crazy. One of my special things is like seafood solid.

And it's like $80 a pen to make because I use real crap meaning and large shrimp and shit. them bitches are just taking it. Yeah, I stopped making it because people would be so disrespectful. Like, you know what I mean? It's like this shit is whack. I saw a fight damn near breakout. I was at some summer,

4th of July. Some people had like a cookout and shit at their crib. And that happened. So the host was like, yo, dogs, we didn't even get to eat. Yeah, I think that's some tacky shit. I mean, stashing full. When you could cook, that's how niggas do you.

They was like, yeah, we didn't even get to eat and you mean to tell me this shit is all gone the first round? And then you start finding. Ironing plate? Like, oh, yo, nah, niggas about throw hands. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. I think that's some tacky shit. It's a plate under the ironing board on some random shit. Under the socks.

Come on, my. I don't know. What you do is you take it, you go to your car and then come back. But even, if one were to do that, which I don't do. No. No. You know. You're not one. People do to avoid it.

People get, people move to tub wear, people won't have aluminum for you out just to, like, deter you from doing that. My whole thing is like, I just want everybody to eat. I don't give a fuck of a nigga walk in here. the last person, like, I want him to be able to eat. It's like, assuming that this is the whole group is crazy, bro, like, relax. Or even why the fuck are you planning for tomorrow, nigga? Like, come on, dog. Let's be having a party.

You got to make sure everybody eat before you. I hate that. Then when you look over at your fridge and see somebody going in your fridge that ain't never been in your fridge. With the dirty hands? Yo, going in a stranger's fridge is some disrespected. I mean, it's nothing but family there, so I can't beef. but I did see some people

going in the fridge and like, hey, no. You can't beef? No. You can't beef as a cell. I don't know what shit. You can't really beef about your family

going in the refrigerator. I love my family. Some of y'all shouldn't have family events. That's the thing. If it's that deep, don't have anybody over because they're going to go to the house. I love my family.

Now that's what I was about to say. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. That's what I was about to say. You're thirsty. Before I put my hands in my refrigerator to wash my hands. So that's what I would like you to do too. People don't do that.

But I feel like certain people you y'all just shouldn't have fucking company. If it's that many rules, just don't invite people over. I'm already prepared that I'm going to be grossed out by you going to my refrigerator and I'm going to clean that shit out when y'all leave because I know nobody,

people are not going to watch your kids. Bottom line, but all that, like, oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, because the nigger because the nigerer, oh, whoa, don't let me over here. But what you want to do you want to doger in the refrigerator for? What's my phone to my fuck. Because I'm thirsty. Anything I want to have is already out.

I want to stare in that shit for a couple minutes, babe. Go home and stay in the fridge. Oh, yeah, now that's where I was lacking, but drinks. That's why they was up in there. Oh, that's your fault. You can't get mad.

They were searching for something to drink. Oh, yeah. That's your fault. I don't drink nothing no more. That's your fault. It's just water. It's just water. And if I'm feeling freaky, we get the champagne cola.

What? Did the reggae one? Yeah. That one. Yo, I had no idea you get them shit from acne. Nigga. I didn't. He's overshooting.

Order and shit. I got a guy. Y'all see people with my friends. with my fridge grabbing the champagne cola. I know it ain't but five them. You ain't getting it. There's no simply. You don't get simply no more. There's no simply in my house no more. Too much sugar.

It's way to kill you. Yo, but champagne cola's got about two bags in it. But it's worth a special day down again. That's for a special occasion. That was special. They winged out of. The most specialist. The kids is in there talking about oh, where's the game room?

Like, who knows? What are you talking about? I got a game. I got a real, a Don't crib. It ain't shit for kids to do. If kids is coming over, you've got to have a game hooked up somewhere. You got to. That'll keep it.

This shot ain't so cute. She set up a little kitty table, like a table for the kids. That didn't nobody sit at Burkino and Edith. I don't know why we thought that the 18-year-olds would be sitting there. Then I did some math. It was too many 18-year-olds. You know what niggins think they grow on 18-year-olds. They think they run shit.

I'm not sitting there no kitty table. And I'm at the age at the Thanksgiving kickback. where I'm just catching up with what the 18 year olds are doing, what the kids are doing, what my little brother's doing in college, learning, fucking and selling drugs. I mean, hey, give me the story. Tell me the stories you can't tell.

Pop. I'm at the point now where when they go take the walk, I know what that walk is. We know the walk. Now you're watching it, but it's different because you're on the other side of it. You know, we're running over here. I know what y'all going to do.

Yeah, y'all going for a walk. Yeah, you're going for a walk. That's crazy. But good times all around the board. For sure. Shout out to all of y'all out there. family shit is the best can ask a question about Thanksgiving

what's up of course what role do X's play none none so y'all don't bring X's to thank the reason I ask is because Candy Burst yesterday in the news was saying that you know she's got a divorce but homeboy still welcome at the table

Ray J we'll talk about the second had a whole Thanksgiving explosion part of that happened because he's there with some with a woman he's not dating anymore so I'm like is that's different because they got kids Yeah, they got kids So that's not just the ex

Okay, so Under what circumstances She said? And Candy Bureas The day after she said They broke up They was together Right

So Does it send the wrong message Does it confuse things? What kind of exes Can come to Thanksgiving? I've seen it done successfully In your house? No

Hell no Hell no I don't know I just missed somebody Like in you No I've seen it done successfully A girl I used to date Yo, her mother

remarried remarry. They would get together like a collective. It would be, and I thought that shit was so fly. My man's just told me his family's doing that this weekend. It blew my mind. I think that shit is fly. All of the exes and their current news, but they're like 70s, so that makes a little

more sense to me. Like, ain't nobody really trying to Right. Tustle. Don't try. Either way. Like a friendly tussle or no one's rolling around. I don't think. Hopefully not. No, I think that shit is dope if y'all

would get to that level of maturity, but I hate that on my father's side that once any of us bring a nigger around they're always welcome like my family my father's side are party people

they get together they just eat drink every week or whatever but any nigga I've ever brung is still welcome so yeah like even after y'all not yes it's a total

god for being here baby dad he really locked in you know but like if I come in with my new nigga it's not weird for him to be in here like my god forgive he helped bring my grandkids

whatever nigger you want to slice it I've been that dude What, that go? That'll pop up on the family because you know you're welcome? Yeah. I hate that dude.

Don't mess with the girl. Don't even talk to the girl. You popped up? No, I was invited. Oh, you was invited. I was invited. I was invited. I was invited.

I've been like. Pull up. And then I show up and she showed up and she showed up what her new dude was bad that I was there. Why did you fuck did you go? Why? You said that you're surprised.

No, no, no. I'm very, I'm very, very, very, very close with like her brother. brother, her father. This B.M. shit. No. Oh, this ex. This is X. I'm very close with them.

Like, her brother, me and him, we speak to this day. We call each other brothers, like. Maybe be close on Friday, though. Yeah. So they had, they had, they had a, like, a function at the crib. Oh, uncle had just came home and they was having something for him at the crib. And I happened to be in town. He was like, yo, pull up.

All right, well, me and a brother went there together. So when you seen her, was she irritated? She was irritated. Damn. So what you? She's like, I'm not here. Like, I mean, I'm not here. Her family, oh, it was so good to see you.

I haven't been out there in years, so they was all happy to see me. Bro, the niggas went out. That's a question. Are you doing better than the... Are you doing better than the current... Oh, I don't... I could assume... Don't stutter.

I could assume. Don't stutter. No, listen, that's my line. We just have asking a question. I don't know. But I could assume. Let me ask you another. That don't help.

You know, no, no. Let me ask you another question. You broke up with her. You broke up with her. Oh, yeah. You broke up now. When you broke up with her And then right when she healed

You showed up at Thanksgiving Ain't no way Any giving I'm still They still looking at me like that And this is a thing You wouldn't eat enough These crab legs

Bro and I want to add to this Not only that people I ain't say nothing to her We never spoke That's some weirdo shit It's weird I ain't know That's some weirdo shit

What's weird about it? It ain't weird though Because I understand But it's a little insensitive No You broke up with her You know the girls mind you time has passed

Was it warm up? This has been years afterwards That's the important So time Like she got a kid Was it a cookout? Was it like It was warm

It was warm Okay that's a little different That makes it better In the house In the house Out the house type of situation That's a little bit better At least

You could go be somewhere over there Yeah I was over You didn't speak to her at all No I didn't speak to her at all That's weird too That's weird You know I'm not

It wasn't on me I walked in I was there first I was there first It's her house. No, I'm trying to say I was there first. No, no, no, Mark, Mark, Mark, hear me out. This is a family member's house, not her house.

But I'm just saying it's her people. It's her people. It's her people. And again, I was there first. I was there first. No. He's on that. No, I get it.

No, I get it. She was there first. Yes. She was there first. She was bored. I've been coming here since 33 years old, niggas. Like me and bro. Me and bro.

Goddair. Don't say bro. That's his brother now. That's his brother now. That's not your brother now. That is not your brother, yo. Let me tell you something. If I call this to that right now,

he's going to answer the phone and say, what's up, brother from another mother? That's still not your brother, yo. Whatever. It's his brother from another mother. The bar is in hell for brothers. Whatever. Guess who brother ate from another mother?

Her. She's right. Same mother. There's a brother from the same mother. Hey, listen. That's my dog to this day To add to it, right I am one of them

Like even y'all like let's say Because all of you are like basically married right But if y'all were just dating And I met the bitch and I sister Then minute you don't fuck why she not my sis Like that moment it's not no That's real nigga shit Bro fuck that bitch. That's how it should go

Fuck her! That's how it's supposed to That's how it's supposed to happen That's why I hate the way my family is You mean you ain't show up to her house for a party I fuck now And be at first Right She can't even call me complaining about my nigga

Like she can't call me talking no shit. None of that. Once they done, it's over. Fuck you bitch. You're out. You're on the outside. I am a benefit. The front sister that shit over when you lead this bitch, period. My last question about all this shit is who said the prayer?

I said the prayer. No. For all of you, I want to know who said to prayer. My uncle said the prayer and then when he finished I added in something. Ish? No. I'm saying who? No prayer. You know they don't. Come on now.

I'm fucking. We prayed silently as well. Where was that? They just took shots. Yo. What? I'm getting so confused. My uncle said the prayer.

He's like a deacon or some shit. Something. Not saying some shit. But you know how to be that one in the family? He got to do it. He got to do it. So he said the prayer and then I just, I was like, hold up. And I added in something.

And then we said, I think. My cousin Deacon. I was so hungry by the time. We got to dinner time. We didn't get what it is. For God. We don't got that. We don't got that extra 30 seconds.

No. No prayer? Yeah, 30 seconds. The home that I visited. How long did you do a whole servant? They took shots. Give it on the God. No.

And most black household. Our prayer was longer than 30 seconds. And most black households, they definitely have somebody. Yeah, somebody prayed. We pray for the unfortunate. We prayed for the people that. My dad did it. You blessed the hands.

They prepared this. Yeah. You go. All the people that got here say, hopefully you get home. Say, baby. Take more than 30 seconds. No, no, nobody said. Why?

You know, they say a prayer. What's up with your white household? Y'all these black households, they say nothing either. They're Muslim. I didn't cook. And Muslims is a real simple prayer. Just boo-bamp, it's a person. Normally we do it.

It's just the food didn't come out to seven. And so... It couldn't get the rug out in time. Shut. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. But we're not that deep with us.

Simple. Listen, my lad. It's not that deep with us. We ain't going on 50 minute prayer anyway. They can't bring the rug out. Like, what the hell? Which way is crazy. These niggas is crazy.

This nakes is big. Oh. The rug. My driver will pull that rug out. Anywhere. Yes. And then get on it and say a prayer. But, nigga, you're on the clock.

Any keep. So if I come out, if I come out to 7-Eleven, it's time to leave now. You got that. And then when I, But then when I say something to him in the middle of the prayer. You can't. He don't even do that.

You don't do that. You can't do that, Joe. You can't do that, Joe. It takes five seconds. Wait, what? It takes five seconds, Joe. Stop being ridiculous. Let that boy pray.

That is crazy. You niggas is ignorant, bro. Wait, if the driver at, while, and we can move on, because maybe I'm wrong, and I don't want me. If the driver on the job decide to start,

praying while you running in somewhere and you run out and he on a rug just quiet. You get in the car and wait for him to finish. Yeah, give him a minute. It ain't like he gonna be there for an hour. Joe, he has to pray at a certain time. What if he were to have a break? You wouldn't kick the stall in like, yo, nigga, get out.

You said, he don't even do this. What does he do? Huh? You said he don't even do that. Like, what does he do when he ignores you? Yeah, he's praying. He's trying to him out. You hear your man over here, so snap out of it.

Like, you're in a trans. You're a motherfucker, yo. My driver ignores the fuck out. If he should. Let him. Going forward, you shouldn't interrupt the nigger why he praying. It's mad disrespectful.

So I should walk to the next destination. No, you should walk. You should wait in two minutes. Give him a minute. Now, unless he's taking it a long time. This nigga's wrong. The prayer be a second. You can't.

You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. The prayer be a second. Then he got a roll of rug back up. Vacuum. Put his shoes back on. I'm joking.

I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. No, now I get it. But at first. Because sometimes the rug don't come out. Sometimes he's just being in the car. Because you can do a traveling prayer.

He don't have to get out on the rug. You can do a traveling prayer. So I get in the truck like, all right, this is where we had it. He's like, I'm like, nigga, you're alive. You sleep? Like the first time, it's like, yeah, nigga. Anyway. This nigga horrible.

You are horrible. You're horrible. That's your man. That's your man. You are horrible. You sleep? I come out to seven to last. Bro, corporate jobs now have a prayer room

specifically for that. Yeah. It's right. You can tell me about what they do in corporate jobs. I'm never getting a corporate job. You are a corporation. Yes, but I'm never going to get a corporate job. So you need to instill the shit that corporate corporations.

The prayer room right there. If you go in the bed to them and say, I smack the fuck out. If one of y'all go somewhere and talk about and ignore me too, talking about, hmm, I'm praying. Oh, I'm praying. Now, the first room right there is the prayer room.

Yeah, exactly. I can't believe that Parks and Isch House didn't pray. Yeah. I'm judging the fuck out of you. It was 9.30. And everybody else. We normally do.

There's no time limit on a prayer. I went nowhere. Why don't you pray? They just said they didn't, nigga. Now what you're going to say? Bitch-ass, nigga. They said it. I didn't hear that.

Yeah, we were about to, but then people started eating them. We just got to. I looked up. People already started eating. I was like, all right. We were about to be worse. Yeah.

It's going to do. My mom does it. She wasn't there. She wasn't there. And then I look, the oldest person was eating. And if the oldest person is eating, I almost think that's worse than not voting.

No, you're pissed right now. Oh, my God. I'm curious. I almost think this is, I'm raised up. I wish y'all wouldn't have told me this. I'm raised up with, we got to say a prayer for us, y'all. Thanksgiving, all this fucking food.

All of family. Everybody. All your family. And y'all got the nerve to eat. Did you sit down and eat? That shit is crazy. Y'all are scum. Corey, what do you do when do in the prayers happen?

No, no. Last. Look at these. Look at these ass. Look at this. Everybody wake up. This is bullshit. Do you close your eyes?

Don't you notice is more bullshit? You just nod to the beat? Like what do you do? God isn't real. Not to the beat. You hear you, man. You hear your man? If y'all ain't going to pray on Thanksgiving,

you all ain't going to pray on a bunch of a regular Monday night. You ain't this. Y'all just don't pray. That's not true. If you don't pray on Thanksgiving, chances are that you just don't pray. You have to pray on Thanksgiving. That's not true, though.

But I'm not against that old. No, I'm not against the prayer. I'm not against the prayer. I'm just saying. How often? Do you pray a lot? Every day. I would say in my household,

except things. We usually do pray. We usually do pray. We usually do pray. Do you pray over the food? Do you pray before me? You say grace? Yes.

Do you say your own grace, even if they didn't do it? I'm saying, it wasn't the loud. The prayer that we're talking about. God is good. God is great. Thank you for this food. We're about to receive on our plate.

49. The guy ain't none. That's the cat's the cat miss. God is great. God is good. That we're thanking for this food? By the hand. Let's all be fed.

Give us Lord our daily bread. Let's go. So you know it and didn't do it. I know all of them. Good bread, good meat, good God. We got a Jim Crow family. We know all the praise. God, we want to thank you that the walls to my room

ain't the wall to my grave. That my bed sheet wasn't my winding sheet. That my bed wasn't my cooling board, Lord. Oh, man, we got. My bed wasn't my cooling? That's when they put the dead body. That's where they put the... The slab of the wall.

The slab of the wall. I give thanks that my sheet wasn't my winding sheet And my bed wasn't my cooling board I never heard a cooling board at my wife Well then you need to thank God, nigga Amen That's why you should have been praying Oh shit

Yeah one of y'all runs in the house Grab me and plate Damn If you want my wife bring you one Yeah is she close She ain't doing that else I'll text her I did see you retweeting some Bible passages

You know the day I thought that was odd Oh I like Bible Passages? Oh, my God. Especially Old Testament. Why's odd? He's Muslim.

Muslims. Muslims believe in the Bible. I like gospel. But it's also Chris Mousart is my brother, so I like to retweet his stuff just to support him. Got it. Perks, I like Galsh. Yeah. That's cool.

Why you close the mic? That's a song. You say that. Okay. I guess it's different. He came to them. Nah, he didn't come around. He was with his people's.

There is a guy. There is a guy. He's pissed at everybody up here right now. Y'all. You know. You let this happen. You all a piece is a shabble. A shit.

I'm judging her. I know you were... You just went a little bit of a lot. Absolutely judging the fuck out of y'all. You went let your driver part. You slapped your driver out of a prayer. Which one you judged us? Who is devoted on his dean.

You smacking them on the shoulder because you've got to get the Bergdorf. Right. I did that. Hey, I can't. You did that hell what's going on. I did that once when I didn't know that's what you were doing on when I told you.

Pull a rug up from under you. What are you talking about? This is a comment. I thought he was having a seizure or some shit the first time. Shut up. If I'm talking to you and you're just like this in the car.

Let's stop now. It is time for one of my favorite parts of this show. It's time for these nays, I can't know. Yeah, these niggins got seconds. Y'all need to pray over the second. I'll pray over the left of them.

Yeah. Now it's time. They go in hell like a motherfucker. Hey, now it's time for my favorite part of the show. Oh, pride Let's do it Let's do it now

Our heads Let's bring it now God, please Brush Oh my God Watch over Stefan Diggs Let them

Let them get 80 yards Yeah, niggas Prick's dead Yeah That's a damn change You're a fool son

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I know he does. It's not that much patience and discipline in the world. I had the seventh pick, bro. Me too. Seventh pick. A million other people could. I don't know why I did that. What?

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our good brother Ray J. Oh, man. Our good brother Ray J. A lot of people, a lot of people, you know, shout out to the people that had a turbulent Turkey day. Everybody didn't have fun vibes and family. That's true.

That's true. Ray J. was on a stream. Ended up arguing with his wife. They're not divorced. Are they divorced? I'm not sure. Princess Love, who knows. I don't know.

I look at them as like each other's person still. Because Ray J just told his girl the other day, I love you, but not like I love Princess. Don't get stupid. I'm in love with her. He just said that. So they had an argument on the stream. He accused her of wanting to leave the house drunk with their child.

She accused him of being a woman abuser and pulling a gun out on her and her cousin's boyfriend. And that led to Ray J being arrested. Ray J has since made bail, or bail bonds either way, same shit. And they both went right back to the internet to give their versions of what went on. I heard his. I didn't hear hers. Did y'all hear the tussle, though? Because on live, he gets to tussling with the nigger.

Yeah. So hilarious. I heard it. I heard it. And he said, I'm going to shoot you. Yeah, he got. It's on live? It's on live.

He was on the stream. The whole thing. I said he was on the stream. A lot of the clips that you're seeing, the end of the clip is the guy, at some point, Ray must lunge at, Princess, because you hear the guy say, hold the fuck up, now stop. And then Ray J's response is like, you know, regular shit, like, nigger what, stop what? But instantly, I will shoot you, nigga, I will shoot you.

But then you hear, I mean, the way it sounds like Ray Jig got put in a pickle or like a Ford Nelson like this, because he's talking to him, the commoner person is like, just chill out. Just chill out. Usually the nigger that got you in the John is the one culture. Hey, relax. Put the bottle down. Put the bottle down.

So they get to go on in that type of back and forth where like, nigga, no, he didn't just toss the Louis Ome. Just here, take that. That's what you were doing. I'm sorry. God, these rich knicks are. No, I'm looking at the clips. I'm sorry.

I'm looking at this tall. Why are you rubbing it, though? It's soft, though. This alpaca. That's great. What did he say last week? You dick is broke? You don't know nothing about Louis Fassie.

Oh, man, y'all. No, but they get into that wrestling match and then you can hear the guy like, look, calm the fuck down, leave her alone, let her leave, just chill out. And then even when Ray J's like, I'll shoot you. He said, I know you'll shoot me. And it doesn't even sound like he just talking shit. It sounds like I know you would do that because you're a bitch,

but don't do that. I'm not letting you hit her in front of me. That's why I feel. And the only reason why I'm saying, I know you would do that because you're a bitch because if he's trying to get physical, what the fuck are you talking about a gun for? You know what I mean?

I mean, Ray J is 4-11. It was ugly And on the TMZ site You can see They got the still shot of him Holding a gun So I don't know What that's going to mean

Legally for him But it's not It's not just that he said She said Right They got the clip I mean You are going to live stream

You make it tough Yeah Yeah Yeah I hate to see them Go through domestics I really I don't know

Why I just like Princess of Ray J together But I just feel like That whole love and hip-hop It's hard to do that And be able to get through alone, let alone dealing with somebody like Ray J that's had some of the issues

Ray Jair or just, you know, being in the street cheating because just a lot of shit that'd be going on. But they fought so much, I think it's time to just call it. I like Ray J and I like Princess. I don't know if I like them together if this is what happens. I mean, it's their business. But if you're on a live stream tussling, then it becomes our business.

And I'm like, I just want everybody to be okay. Nobody should end up in jail from having Thanksgiving dinner. Sabar, whole tussle, she got that little girl on here. I hate when people do that, when bitches do that. I know sometimes it's a safety thing because the thought is he won't hit me if I got the baby in my hand but most times that nigga still hit you

knock that baby out your hand or hit the fucking baby by mistake. So it's like, you know, put the kids away, lock them up and then y'all do y'all little wrestling shit but you hold on her, consoling her while her father's yelling at you is not helping her at all.

In fact, dare I say it might be better if she was under a bed somewhere in the room. Think about it versus being in the hand while you wrestling with somebody. I hate when I say stuff and you all look like. No, I'm looking at you.

No, no, no, no, no. I think we all agree with you. I'm all away with you. part because I do understand that that is sometimes why women pick the baby up during the fight. In his version, and I don't have a horse in the race, in his version, part of why he was upset was the kid is in my house, in my bed, sleep peacefully while you and I are in another section of this house having an adult argument. Yes. And because we adult arguing, now you're going to go and take the baby that's sleep.

Like, I think that's bullshit. Pick the baby up. It could be. It could be. No, not bullshit. I think that he's right. I just think that that's true. If that's true, I think that's right.

We don't know. Somebody might be like, yo, fuck down, I'm leaving. Give me my baby. So that's her version. But that's the thing. Well, before we get to her version, because his version ain't done.

He says, we have an adult argument. You go wake the baby up who was sleep. Pick the baby up. Now your homeboy that is with you is in the, my bedroom helping with...

In my bed trying to pull the baby out. In my bed trying to take the baby out. Of course I'm getting my gun to say, yo, I will shoot the fuck out of you. That's his version. Also in his version was

both of y'all have been drinking and y'all are drunk. So where are you going with my baby? At four in the morning and... And whatever time it was, right? You don't want anybody who's been drinking and now run out and drive somewhere with your baby.

Princess Love says all of that's cap. She says all of that is a lot She's not going to continue to let Ray J deflect And make this about her and her actions When it's you you need rehab You need help You're going through some things All I was trying to do

Was bring your kid over here So we can have a happy Thanksgiving Because you've been on the road running around You ain't seen a kid in a month So you asked me if I could do this I'm here I obliged Now we're fighting No give me the fuck out of here

and I'm the primary parent, so if I'm out of you, I'm taking a baby. Right, okay. I get, yeah. I mean, when you listen to both sides, I'm just giving you both sides, like the objective guy that I am. The thing about giving both sides for me

is that, because I don't keep up with these people and they bullshit, but it's like he do look like he could do a little weekend in Florida. He's looking a little, you know what I mean? He's looking like his days running together. You know what I mean? You know, you ain't never been in that like. I don't know.

If you never live, you don't know what I'm talking about But these motherfucking days get the brother You'd be like, it's Thursday, dude? Like, it was just the weekend, you feel what I? And then it's like Ray J grew up in the line. Like, I feel for all of them people. You know what I mean? Even being Brandy little brother, I feel for all that nigga

I've been trying since he was one wishing it. You know, now his belly all big, he can't hold a note. It's hard. You know what I have a different perception of Ray J? I must have a different perception a little bit. I think he lived. I think you might see him.

more favorably than other people do. I like Ray J. I like him too. Maybe. I see him as a star though. I actually see him as this is the wrong topic to do it, but most of the people I know look at Ray J. away. No, you know why you do that too? Because for you, you can separate the

man from the TV guy. Ray J. knows what to do to get clicks. Ray J. is a TV darling. He knows how to turn it off and turn it on. And so a lot of times, if you never met this particular person, you think TV is who they are. You know

them personally, so you know, yo, when the TV off here, regular cool-ass nigger that's doing on shit that we're on. But I don't want to do that because I don't vouch for none of these niggas. I don't know them well enough. And not just that, though, ish? Joe knows how to do that. So you could identify

with a person that knows how to cut it on and cut it off. I think that's my issue. I don't know when people are for play-play. Right. I think that's true. And then when people are serious, I don't take anything that's online as real. Yeah, because it's not real.

And maybe that's my fault. It's not real. I usually don't, but this live stream, this felt real. If you have a gun on live stream, it's real. It's worth. Ray J knows better than that. I don't understand it. I can't speak for that side of the streaming culture.

There's no world where I think it's okay for you to have a gun on the internet or on live stream. And that's why I'm worried about him, honestly, because he's the constant performer. Yeah. If you go to TMZ side, they have like a still of it. It depends. He's in his house. There's no still of him pulling it on nobody. There's still is him pulling the gun.

If not for nothing, depending on what app he on, he off that app too, because them streaming apps don't fuck around. Now that's a fact. You just cannot do it. Whether it's verbiage or physical. This is one thing I want to say before we keep talking. Well, say it in the mic. If that were true, Ray J's story, that's the whole point I was just trying to make.

I just think that's bullshit. If you know that your child is safe, normally you don't have any worries about your child being unsafe with dad, right? I don't think Daddy losing his temper with me means we should take him out the house. I'm just saying they was asleep over there and spend the night, lead them niggas in there. That's my whole thing.

I don't, that's my, that's my. Where I will agree with some of what you're saying is I don't, I believe that Princess Love knows that there's a gun and rage his house. Come on. So. What do I got? Because she didn't remove him because of that gun.

It's what's, it's not the gun. Like you saying, oh, you got, she's saying, she said, I'm not leaving my kid here, Ray J. You have a gun and you're pointing at places. She said that. She said that the point. It's not that it's in the crib.

Like you said, she knows he got a gun. Well, again, I don't know who story. I would have story. I was sorry. Yes. If that's their house and they've been married, you probably know.

You can't point a gun at mom or anybody mom is with and then think that the kid is staying. If we're pointing guns, we leave it. I mean, it's that simple. I don't care who pointing guns. I'm in the house and pointing guns. I'm taking a kid with me. Yeah.

How can I get to that point? Say that again? That's his argument. Ray J's argument is... She can't start in trouble. How we get to the... Before him pulling the gun out. If you pull a gun out in front of a child, period.

To me, it's crazy. Because anything can happen where the gun could get... Just lodging a child could get hit. So that's crazy. I'm talking about when I heard him speaking, he's saying, dog, me and you having an argument over there.

Now you say, y'all, I'm getting my kid and I'm leaving. And then Homeboy now helps you or goes in my room, starts getting in the bed trying to help you pull a kid out the bed. Let me go get Roscoe now. I don't know how big the dude was. We know Ray J's relatively diminutive.

Listen, I know that people out there, guys out there, may not want to hear this. And I'm sure that I'm speaking to some people out there that have been in a similar situation. And I'm only telling you this because I've been in similar situation. you have to let it go. And nine times out of ten, after y'all break up,

she has a guy with her that's helping her with this baby, whether that be the cousins man, whether that be the gay bestie, there's a guy and they're going to help her and you have to let her go. That's it. It's not time to go get a gun and threaten homeboy. You're doing this in your house, you're doing this on Turkey Day. Your child's mom wants to leave your house, then you have to let her go.

Yeah. And to a lot of people, it's, yeah, you can go. Although it would get tricky if she's drunk driving. Yeah, bro, like, that would be the only part where I would say maybe he gets tricky. If you want to take the kid and she's drunk. Then you who are not drunk, go get in your car. That's a big if. And take your, well, in his story, he wasn't drunk.

Yeah. Go ahead, no, no, no. I just say watching the stream, he looks sober to me. Finish your point, though. He didn't look drunk to me. No, no, he looked like something else. I didn't say he's wrong. He looked a little eye.

Okay. Look, finish it. Then you go get in your car and drive your child's mom where she would like to go. And this is a recipe for disaster. And that is one, a recipe for disaster. Two, how is that going to look when you're a super? See, this is the problem because these niggas is famous. And so however, you're going to frame it in the media, it's damn for him if he do and it's damn for him if he don't.

The only, only, the only possible thing I thought, who's going to go here is, yo dog, I'm about to call a cop because you're about to take my child and you're drunk and put them in the car and drive away. Now you look like the rat bastard, so it's going to keep getting spun for me. That would have been the last resort because everybody here is famous. Yeah. The famous person, its first thought, and let me get the cops involved. That's the last thought. I agree. If there's nothing else to do, then you call the police. It's your house. Before you get to grabbing a gun, that's what should happen. And besides all of that, cut the fucking stream off. Yes. Yes. But this, but this is.

The thing, when streaming, fuck, no, you wouldn't cut the stream off. This is the whole thing. Those motherfuckers stream all day, digging bookers, scratching their balls. That's part of a problem, though. Something actually is happening. I'm just seeing it in the mind of a streamer.

This is the meat and the potato. No. Right, it don't matter. I'm telling you it is dead wrong. I'm just saying what I've seen with these streamers, when things get to the most elevated point and it's dangerous and it's time to cut the stream off, that's when they cutting it the fuck on.

This is what they move for. These big moments is what get the stream jumping. Unfortunately, this is how this shit go. So if you stream all day and all you do is talk to your friends are bullshit, but that one day you and your friend get to arguing about budgets and who can afford $485,000 boots and y'all start rumbling. No, we're not turning the stream off when these niggas get the rustling. This is what the fuck week?

This is the big boon. It's going to get us more people to, you know what I mean? So, of course, because you think about it, he should have cut the stream up because if you listened to it, it sounded like he got fucked up. It sounded like he got his ass whipped a little bit. So it's like, yeah, if you had some type of important embarrassment, but I want to add this too.

I hate to assume that RayJ is just the wild one because Prince's story sounds more believable to me because to me, Ray J looks like, like as a black woman, like, if that's my brother, I would want him to come to my house and I make him some soup and he, like, chill for a couple days

and drink water and telling him to him. He needs to be watched up. But Princess always gave very angry. Like, on them shows, she always gave, like, the type that she'd give you like she'd punch her boyfriend, like that type of vibe. You know what I mean?

I don't know that from him. Me? I don't know it super well, but, you know. I'm going to say, you know her super well, but did you watch love and hip-hop. Yeah, I mean, I work with her little bit of each one, too. I mean, I hate when Mark does this. Me too, because what the fuck working with it?

No, no, no, no. I'm saying she's not always angry. Do I think she can put the way of my face? Sure. No, Mark. But I'm saying she don't give always angry to me. I'm saying I think they got some shit with them. Did I say that?

Because I didn't mean to say that. Yeah. She don't give always angry. But when I watched the show, she gave she wasn't no pussy. Oh, yeah, I agree with that. I felt like she was going to win the fight. She was going to win the exchange. Oh, I agree with that.

Wait, because you want to fuck my train and throw them. So I just want to say that because my instant. is like Ray J, this wild guy, so the story must be true. But Princess looks like she get that shit jumping, so she could have came there and started to see shit. And that might be the answer to why I'm going to keep this shit on stream, but so just in case the story don't get spun, I got proof.

And then when they go too far, when Homeboy now tries to go into bed and start grabbing on my kid, now I'm going to get Roscoe Pico train and we're going to see what's going on. Have cameras in your house, dog. I need to ring camera. You have security without. I'm keeping the stream on so the fans can see in case. Dog, put a fucking camera in your house everywhere.

Put a camera in your house, like, you're famous, you got shit to lose. It should be cameras in your house. I got 97 of them in my house, and there ain't shit going on in there. I don't know about all that, but. Do you think I should get cameras with house? Yes.

Yeah, not this, the next house. Exactly. Exactly, Julie. He's very honest. And I think when you were saying that... We're going to come back to them. I'm going to tell you why she's a camera. When you were saying that Joe is the type of guy

that separate the man from the artist, I didn't think that, but I will say when I first met Joe, one of the first things he told me was, oh, you really act like that. Like, how you act online. Like that was refreshing to him. Because in my experiences, you meet people in their complete opposite.

I always talk about Sukiana. I love Sukiana. That's my bitch. But Destiny is such a sweet kind, making pot of green. Destiny and Suu Kuki are fucking polar opposites almost. She is warm. She is loving.

And she's a wife. That's what she gives, you know? So I feel, and that's no shade to her. She, you know, is amazing, brand. But very rarely do you get this. Where the bitch, the person you're seeing yelling is the person that's sitting next to you yelling. So, like, you know.

That's true. And that is why you do. Don't invite your ex to Thanksgiving. But not if it's not your ex. Or your estranged current wife who you're separated from. Or if you've been on the road a month and you want to see your kids and you can't see your kids without the ex coming with the kids, it gets tricky.

Or maybe you don't see a kid on Thanksgiving. It could be fun to see the fucking. If it's been a month? You want to see her too. You might want to see her again. They'll never want to just see turkey. If she got to come with it, y'all got to work some other shit out. I'm just saying because this is toxic.

and they seem to have a lot of toxic exchanges. I'm just saying that go viral. That go viral. And this is just the ones we see. Sidebar, imagine 20. I ain't going to do that neither. That's recent, but since the divorce. We're going to make it sound.

Get out and you stop seeing your ex. But then don't paint it wrong. What do you mean? We don't have a long extended history of these two showing toxic baby in that. That's not true. No, no. What we have seen is. So you said all the VH1 stuff, just you're counting the VH1.

You're counting the VH one stuff is not real. No, prior to the divorce, they went through shit online. Oh, then I didn't see it. They definitely went through shit online. They were going online for sure prior to the divorce because I remember thinking that they wouldn't get divorced because it would get to this high point and then it would disappear again and they would be baked together. You know what I mean?

That's why I say this shit is toxic. It definitely is. Nobody disagrees with that. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. The disagreement is whether the stream should be turned on and off, how you're supposed to handle it. That's just shit. I do agree with the fame part. The stream should be all right.

It's never. option for a person that's known to call the police. Wait. Can we take a quick break so I can let you all hear the streamer that had the stream on when his girl was in the doctor and the doctor

came in with some bad news and he didn't cut the stream off? So what we were saying was No, seriously. I don't wish that we have a real question. No, that shit is nuts. Go ahead. No, it ain't coming up now.

I just think, yo, I just think the stream on when you with your family. Like, all of that shit to me is just... But you wouldn't never do a street. You wouldn't even... With my family? On Thanksgiving Day, me and my family enjoying our family time,

I'm gonna have the stream on so millions of motherfuckers can see that? Not only... I think that shit is nuts. Y'all subscribe to it. I'm not knocking nobody, y'all... You can't even really be part of your conversation because you wouldn't even fucking do

a family happy shit with the people. You wouldn't have to be more camera, you're right. So you can't really, you know. I know, that's what I'm saying. Like, I think my family time. It's my family time. I don't owe that to 20 million people.

That's how I look at it. Yeah. And so if I know that, if I know that me and... Even that black, light-skinned excellence that you would be sharing. If I know that me and my baby moms have a potential for toxicity or this shit could go left. Let's say you're a happy, happy family. Like you're like you and your wife. I'm not doing none of that.

Okay. Yeah, a million dollars an episode. You do it. Yeah, that changes some things. I change a lot of shit. Changes a lot of shit. I ain't going to lie. No, it changes everything.

I ain't going on. All around the room, I'm just curious. Would y'all do family content if the money was right? If the money was like hard to turn down, would y'all do it? Yes. You fucking right. I would consider a-old-old. I would have done it, though.

Oh, listen, baby, you got X-rated. I stopped. No, it's not true, Mona. Well, I had to watch you twice. I didn't think it was through at Zoom. Then I said, that is Joe Buzz. No. What?

We don't got to talk about the topic, but I'm talking about the shit with the loom. Oh, yeah, no, that's true. Yeah. I said, But that's old school mouse The jealousy The envy that went through my show That's old school mouth

I don't do it no more I wish I had something Let's say hold up Listen I just seen the clip of Meno I just seen the clip of Meno talking about how he had to wean himself off the strip club Because they was getting

All this money Dubbing him and he was in the locker room Looking for them bitches The fans talking about See that's why Joe bring the Lou Joe gonna get his regard He's gonna get his regard

And that's a joke That's old school mouse But anyway back to this Yeah But, you know, boy. I wish I could be you one day, boy. I just going to beat your butt when I grow up. What old school mouse mean?

I'm just, just for clarity. Old school mouse means a behavior that I've evolved from. And how long ago have you evolved from said behavior? From lubing. Ish took all his shit off. Ish is undressing. Yo, can you where your depends. For the listeners, it's ungrossing.

I don't have to be. I'm saying that sarcastically because you up here. Caping. from London say chatting bullshit. She kept it. All right. It's been some months. Okay.

Oh, Mom. I'm proud of you. All right. It's been some months. Proud of you guys. It's been about maybe five months. Since the episode. Bro.

All over. What we want you. Yeah. I want you to know my Louvre is brand new and not open. No, you know what's funny? I'm so weird that I won't know something is weird until you say it. The master. You, I said that shit is like, Louis de Strip Club.

What a weird dog. I was like, that's weird. I thought that was smart. You could bring it. No. No. It's weird. No, you know what it is too?

None of the way. So it's weird for me to have the Louisville the strip club, but not weird for them to have the champagne room private that you pay extra for all. There's nothing weird about that, bro. You know what it is. It's fucking honest. Now it's quiet time. It's honest. I don't know about that room.

I bet you don't. It's not weird. It's honest. In strip Coke culture, if you don't know about the club and what goes on in the club, if you don't know strippers, you don't know, bartenders, you don't really know nothing about that shit. So a lot of people at home that don't be in the club, you don't know what the fuck going on. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you don't even know

and again, this is old behavior. But you don't even know that you should have had to lube with you until you get in this private champagne room that you paid extra for with the bitch you've been tipping all night and she batted, batty, and now it's just your dry hand. Tipping

all night, tipping all month, this bitch. This bitch. This bitch. This bitch is over the last week with this money. It's been. Now you're in there on some saliva. Stop, yo, stop. Anyway, it's old behavior, freeze. It's old behavior.

I believe you. It's old behavior. You have to know strip club coach and you got to have a couple dollars because no, you, Rahim, should not go to your local strip club with Louvre. They're going to lock you up. That's a good PSA. That is a good PSA. People at home in fucking Bridgeport, Connecticut, Albuquerque,

don't you bring no Louve to that club. They're going to bar you. You got to have money to bring the Loub. You got to have money. That's about. Now that's true. That's a very good PSA. You can't walk in this shit.

If you got money. Walk in that local club with Lou and not having no fucking money. I'm telling you you going to end up on one of them lists. Hey, Mona. She's a fact. She's absolutely right. If you got a right amount of money. She'll come to you.

Yeah, but you still got to go meet her now. It's not the vibe. Now you're dealing with this tardy bitch. Now you're dealing with this girl that's in text late. Now you're dealing with her that's showing up. I fell in love with a stripper in Boston. She was my complexion and she had a fed ass. All of my other bitches is.

in the club look like big, fat versions of Camor League, and I didn't like it. No disrespect. I like my bitch as a little petite. I don't want to go fupa to fupa, bitch. Come on. Either way, I fell in love with this bitch, and the guy that took me to the club was like, like, he gave me money to tip and stuff, you know. And I remember, and the night, he was like,

man, you know who I am. You can leave with any of them. And I was like, her. She turned me down, but whatever. Wait, she turned you down? I feel like it's the, yeah, she turned me down. But I feel like it's, I'm intimidated, Mark. I feel like that energy of being in the club. and picking one and vibing and locking eyes

and then getting the bitch in the back and jerking off on her back, I'm with that. Oh, God. Like, I would love to jerk off on the bitch's back on everything. Like, that's a goal of mine now. The rub one out at the club after I pick her. And now you can't go home. Dead homies.

You can't go home and get the lube thinking that the same bitch is working next week because she doesn't flew in from Cleveland for tonight. Bro, this bitch that went back to D.R. Old school mouse. Say it, nigga. Old school mouse. If you got enough, she can be.

wherever you want her to be. I just don't be the vibe of the night. You're right, you're right. I don't. I don't. You know about it. You don't. You don't.

I don't know shit about it. You're right. You know about it. But I'm saying, I don't. The hunt that chase. You only Beijing that beard. Huh? Oh, yeah.

What? You only Beijing that beard. That's not Beijing. That's the only thing you hear dying. You do Beijing the bottom bro. Do the bottom of it died? Ain't nothing there. Oh, it ain't nothing dye at the top.

It ain't no Beijing at the top of the bottom. Oh, you bald. Right, right on, right on, right on. That's my nigga, that's right. Wait a minute. That's my nigga. Wait, you're... He bald, that's nice ice.

We like that. We like bald dick. That's a good thing. We like bald-ass dicks. We on there. And that's halal. Muslims have to remove their hair once a month. Bald de ball.

You ever fuck a bitch after she fresh out the wax chewing and you fresh ball to ball? Flip the fly. Food to the poofoopa. Food of the poofa? Food of the foo pa. Crazy. Hey. Hey, yo, you don't, you want,

one. Completely bald? That's me coming. Yeah. You are. I can't wait for Mona to get cracked. I had a bad day. When I have bad days, I'm always way funnier.

Hey, Mona. Give me two seconds. Mark. I'm stunned. What do you think? What's up? Y'all be keeping the bush around? Wait, but y'all go complete ball?

Yes. To the skin. Yeah. Yes. Wait, you too? Yes. You're the weirdos. We're not the weirdos.

Yes, y'all are. I don't want to ask shit about my chavaloo. You're going to mute up. Mute up, mute up, mute up. You're also going to be real. Shut your hairy ass. Shut your hairy asses. Please.

Yo. You too. Why are you looking at me, bro? You wait, you do, because I know you got your ass. You do the first and the bag. What you think they just go do the... Yeah. You got it's fucked up.

Holy shit. Wait, you clean, like clean shaving? Like, yeah. Where you too? Oh, niggas is he then. You know, you're just disgusting, me. Clean? No, no, nigger.

No, nigger. I had Gori like my album with the frown. Yo, bro. Who are? Ready to die album with the Poobs is clearly. He got the ready. He got the sister soldier for him. This is the soldier for a one in that June.

All right, wait. I promise you we're not staying here long, but. No girls you've ever dealt with told you that they prefer. Let me explain it. Completely, bow. Tell me when I can unmute. Go ahead. Please.

Come on the woman. Not a one. Number one. But them white bitches would be liking that shit. Black girls. Yes. Black women. First of all, it's the sooner.

I don't know how we're not on the same page that we have to remove here every 30 days, all of it. It's the sooner. Check it. Check it out, Muslim. Check it out. You ain't got that Quran. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not the Korean.

That's like, you know, Muslims we have a way to live. That's like sooner how we live. Yeah, yeah. You ain't told you a deal, nigga. All right. That's number one. Number two, for the non-Muslims, right? When hair grows on a shed, like your penis, when hair grows on it, that's painful.

That's number one. A lot of people, men, will grow hair off the penis. She's a woman. She's a woman. I'm a woman. I have a hair. vagina. Fucking dupe.

It's not. Don't hurt me it all. I take it with no problem. Listen, y'all. And I bet you the bitches. Bitches at home, I don't care where you're all at. Put it in the comments right now.

If it's hair on the shed, the actual penis, I'm not talking about the, whatever, your dick wall. What is that called? Hair on the dick wall. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the ex.

This is the penis, right? If you're lucky. You're lucky. You're naked. Hair growing hair. That shit is painful as fuck. I'm dead serious. Inside, it's painful.

It's painful. It's irritating. It's not a good feeling. And I'm talking about super wet. It's still, you can feel that. That's one of the trick is by Sue. And some girls don't even realize it until the hair is removed. That's number two.

Number three, what does that hair collect? Sweat, pitch, particles. It's dirty. So you're removing it, you're getting away from just even being at the gym, that little funk you get from working out or whatever. Bermona. That's removing that hair takes up a layer of that. We totally get why women.

would be bald down there, that beautiful little flower. She said, I'm saying, I'm saying, man. I'm talking about men. Men, ball. I prefer you to be bald. She's saying, when we got hair, that's painful to them. You prefer anything he got. No, seriously, y'all.

And then, and I challenge you to this. If you are a man at home or a rich man that owns a big podcast, take the hair off the day she removes the hair and get that shit on, you're never going to want it different. The feeling of it is crazy. That's a thousand percent. Ball to ball. Bode the ball is different, my nigga.

Hang it on the cubes. It's crazy. No, it is. No, it is. No, it's not, my goodness. This is some of the nasty. So what do you do, like cut it low?

Or you just got that biggie fro? Well, my shit is just, much it is naturally just gorgeous. Oh, you got like curls and stuff. No, I'm not saying that, but much it is not the, the fro puff. Like, it's not crazy to way it on that shit. You don't do nothing.

No. Oh, my God. That's ugly, Joe. That's ugly. That's ugly. That's ugly. That's crazy. I'm gonna call Shadeh, because we got the fix. That's crazy.

She ain't gonna do nothing but come co-sign what I'm saying. I know there's a couple of gray whiskers in it. Y'all got her hair. She married. It's gray whiskers in it. I'm, I cannot believe these. I mean, I'm sorry. I can't believe.

I mean, I can't believe it. This is crazy. Y'all never talked to women before? Yeah, they're like a low. I never heard. Low. Right. Not complete nation.

So what separates? So y'all got like little pussies. No. And what it sounds like? It sounds like how it sounds like the pussy and it's a dick hanging. Right above your dick is a little twat. That one too. What you say?

This dick over here. Right above your dick is a twat. It's just hairy. You got that 70s pussy. Joe said they got low pussy. You got 60s twat. Joe said these things got little pussies. Oh, I didn't even think of that part.

Oh, the fucking optic of illusion. That's what you all. That's why they do it. I get it. Now they got it. Wait, what? Now that's six inches. They need a little reflection.

I get it. You niggas, I get it. They need a little affirmative action. They need little support. You know, you niggas just nasty. That's the guy. You're not. You're just nasty.

It's okay. That's it. You are packing. Y'all is nasty. Whoa. To two niggers that claim when they home and they don't have to go to work, they don't take showers.

When your girl come give you some head, you just don't want it to be stinking. True. I don't stink. I don't stink. My God is good, niggas. You doing all that lazy, your asshole and shit. My God.

is you don't pray. Who don't pray? You don't pray either? So I know you a stink-ass non-bran. Who don't stink? Yeah, no one thinks they stink until they find out that they stink. I didn't know how to word it, but you're less sweaty, if that makes any sense. Of course you are.

Who is? You laser just, your front, your frontal? No, I shave my own front. Like every bad bitch. I'm married to see. You too. You too. That same thing?

You said you. I don't laser. Wait, can I be the answer my question? No, no, I don't laser. But yes, yes, the whole shit, yeah. A clipper. No, I got a, special tremor made for that. It's a special tremor made for that.

Yeah. Do you all have a certain amount of? Like the nose shit? No. It's a vaginal clipper. They just put that. That's what that's what I'm. That's what they're saying. You love to get that.

You're not. You know that's a lot. It's not like the nose shit. It's different things. So you won't get Nick. Yeah. You won't get Nick. You won't get Nick.

None of that shit. I'm near the shit. I neared a pussy. I heard that bird. Yeah, I neared pussy. I never really had any issues with it. Y'all think there's a such thing as knowing too much about your friends?

No, this coochie is bald and white. This coochie is bald and white and fluffy. So these niggins. No, you give that a little bit. So what you shave with? Yeah, what's it? He's a baby. He got the great Andy.

He got the great Andy's two on them. What you shave with? What you shave with? Exactly. Lying ass. Are you in a ass, nigga? You down there with the biggie fro too, nigga. I knew it.

I keep in love. I keep in love. How did you make it low, Mark? Hey, Joe got that salt and pepper join. Joe got the-in-law. That nigga lying. Joe, get rid of that shit. You should try it.

That's trying. And, and. She's scared to tell you. I'm telling you about me and mine. Can't speak for nobody else. One time I went in there trying the man's game. She's like, oh, whoa, whoa. Oh, boy.

Like, you're doing a lot. Oh, that's different. That's different. If your girl likes that. She might like that. Nobody has ever Listen, and not the joke on y'all, right? To be serious for two seconds before we leave this.

I did try what y'all is saying before. Complete shave? He left hair. Like when I was 21 or some shit. Oh, that's. And the sweat. And wait, and the sweat that you speak of was bothersome bald,

especially when the hair began to grow back. True. So I was like, okay, duh, that makes sense why the hair is there. There's a purpose for it. That's true, Joe. You sweat more. You do,

now this doesn't make any sense, but I do feel like you sweat more. So if you don't have hair, you'll feel like more of that. Yeah, y'all got a peroxia, y'all shit. But that's something you get used too fast. Y'all got a sea breeze, y'all shit. There I say it, I feel like the hair grow back,

like at a point, it don't bother you at all. Like, my hair grow back don't bother me at all. But that's after the initial of doing it for a little. I've been doing it for 20 years. We know why. We saw what happened when Joe tried to shave his head. We know why you're not going to fuck with it no more. We was here.

Climsy Clarence? Yeah, nigginson, he leaking. Wait, all right, my last question. How long y'all been bald down there? For, man. Since I was 18, 20. Mona night. Mona.

How the fuck can I be with the boys? Y'all not shocked my dick, ball? Shut up. He heard you already. I guess because I know he's gorgeous. I know he worked. Yo, dog. That didn't work.

That's just. I got a good joke. Yo, dog, stop your bull. I'm telling you. It was a solid joke. I had it too, but I was like... That was a good one. Go ahead.

What you saying? I mean, I don't necessarily always be... I'll shave as needed. Keanu, you around me right now, bald damn. Like on some bald eagle shit? We work out together, nigga. Yo, you imagining this monkey?

Get your nasty ass out of here. No, I am. You around me, bald? He was spotting me, ball. Hell, come on. Nah, you niggas is... Now you're not you're chasing. You changed the way I look at the A-Lo outfits.

Yo, I changed the way I look at the A-Lo on y'all, y'all niggins. Anyway, holy shit. What a great mistake topic. What the audience? I'm sorry. I apologize. You're going to be. I'm pretty sure they love this topic.

They're going to be in your DM's telling you, did you all some crazy? Yeah, they're going to let y'all know. For sure. You're going to let you know. They're going to let you know. No, I'm apologizing because I think this is an interesting topic to be so long. Like, we do have more. important things to discuss.

I know they love it. But, yo, listen, if I'm bugging out, y'all be sure to leave it in the comments and tell me, but when you do, no, I am going to click your picture and look at you. Do you do that too? Yes. I am going to click it and just, I'm going to read a bio or two.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm just letting you know. Put that little media tag. Certain comments don't require you to check that page out. I go, I go look. Yeah. You know how you got to get the niggins. You got hit the tag photos.

Nigger won't have no photos, but his grandma I'm posting him a year ago. That nigga ugly. And they all look alike. The grab, I'm the grab pop, the kids, everybody. Ugly and shit. I click on that picture

and it get too bad. I'll start just singing the facts of life theme song. Yo, word. Seriously. Yeah, you got to. You got to eat it. You got it, bro. Oh, that's funny.

Are you wearing? Wow. We're having a pretty fun time. I really thought I knew y'all. Wait, do y'all lotion down there? No. Because it's bald? Like, how do y'all?

Kino said yes You gotta put oil you on it after you Not trying to be funny Do you cut your underarms You shave any of your body here No not really This nigga cave man yeah This nigga cave man

Wait what the fuck Yeah I used to do that When I had tattoos When they was like fresh So I would want my sleeve to be chest My chest I was doing I did all that in my 20s I'm not saying I never did it

Okay But in my 40s one of the beautiful things About 45 to me is Not giving a talk about certain shit. But no, but... And your hair, the way your hair grows in your 40s and 8. It's different.

Yeah. That shit got to go. Brow. Yeah, that shit got to go. So you clean-shame and just basically you just have your beard and that's it. It depresses me. I want no hair from here down. Like your life already bad enough and then you got a bunch of pussy hair.

Is that what he said? Yeah. That's me. I want no hair from here down. I like your style. nigga, ice, melt it. Well, and... So you do all that

with this face. Yeah, nigger. And if they still get it done. Now, say something like... No, I'm saying. Yeah, nigga. You think I'm telling me funny. Because you always show me funny.

I got to do... Yes, you are, motherfucker. Then you are. Yeah, I'm not trying to say, with this face. What the fuck else I'm going to take that? No, because he... Because ICE likes his beard. Yeah, yeah.

He likes... Ice is his beard. Real talk. The reason. why I fuck with my beard. I like my beard is because I can't go hair him here. I would think that because of the rest of you... No, I'm not, I'm not, no. No. No. I'm not a fucking swimmer.

If I went to the barber and they laced up my pubs and my body hair, right, maybe it'll be a little different. You know, the beard gets maintained by a professional. That's right? That's true. But it's you go to professional. You get laser, right? He's not letting that shit go. He won't.

Not my mom. Wait, you haven't do your ass? Why don't they do the front and the back? So it's really got his ass laser. That's not a joke. No, that's not a joke. I would get the dick later in the first. If you already there.

If I'm already there, you might as well hit the front too. Yeah. You're already here. Trust somebody. Shocking shit on your balls. I have a question. You trust me shooting up your ass. Excuse me, it's not up your ass.

It's a round. But God. Important question. It's up your ass. You got to land a strip. They get all up in there, man. I have a question. It's important.

And I mean, no disrespect. Is it like when you, because I want to get laser myself, I've been, you know what I mean? woman to woman here y'all go Barley date Found it I hate them

These are all jokes This is a married man And I am voting We're going for a black-ass nigger with waves I am waiting I would never go When nobody look better than me

Anyway No shade No shade You're prettier to me You know that So listen When they do the laser thing Right

Is it like a Like a Is it like a this Yeah Motor Hitch You are from fucking idiots It's a party

This is a party Hey Mona He got to get Oh disrespect This is my me This is my nigga No disrespect This is my nigga

These my bros I fuck with these niggas Mona he gets on all fours I'm curious I want to know You're just right on your side Oh your side He put a pillow under this

Do you help him And cock that motherfuck They do He's professional He got one of the pillows He got to lay back And hold them over It's been so long

A bitch A bitch laid me on my side like that, I might finish up there. I might finish up there on that bitch. Oh my God. I'm fucked up. I keep asking the belt. You are an idiot, bro.

Laying on the side with the clean asshole is crazy. Niggins just walking. Ghost. Okay. Nicks just walking around me in, though. Jocles really cave men. Like, no shame, and no cutting. You did not answer.

You didn't answer. You answered her question about what side? I did. I just answered. And they do everything. Yo, no one I think it's extra. Hold, hold on, hold on. Let me answer.

You don't answer. I think you fron. I think you fronting. I'm not fronting. What was the question? I'm not. I'm not. Niggas asked Mark 50 times.

Mark said, now I don't cut it all off. Nick said, yo, how do you shave it? Mark. Mark like this. He used the same clippers he fucking cut his hair with. Nigger. My point.

I go to barber. So no. He don't do it. Yeah, listen. No, why I don't respect you two, niggas. And then we tell the truth. And y'all don't. We can leave.

I'm not the truth. I'm leaving parks after he's married. Except to prove it. You think is doing that like y'all walking around showing dick. Like, you're not exhibitionist. Y'all don't sleepwalk.

You don't do nothing. You don't, you're just shaving dick to have a shaving dick. Joe, somebody's manicuring themselves and practicing grooming for bitches or are they doing it for their self? In the sex matter.

I'm not going to let you do that. I'm doing it for my wife. Did sex is married? You wouldn't groom yourself? Yes, of course I would. Look, my son is my dick. Would you still be? You agree that the sex is better.

You agree to sex is better. I would like blow jobs. What, boy? Married or not. Married or not. I want unencumbered blow jobs. Dang in a pot of greens and get you a dick suck, boy. Hello.

You don't know. You got sucked last night, didn't you? Look, neck bone, it's from my head. I can I have to run your shit. Suck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh my God. Most never.

Mute up. Nah, you smoked that shit. Yo, that nigga knew you in 06. Let's say, I'm telling you. I'd have been there to this. She would have been different. Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

That thing is a turkey noise. Yo, please somebody, please look at the board. All right, we got a new topic. Thank the Lord. Please, save us. All right. We can't fuck with you. It's cold in the head of y'all?

No, nigga. God damn. My dick's warm, but it's cold. Yeah, I'm warm. What are you talking about? Stupid. That was a great topic. That was a great topic.

Yo, holy God. I don't know how to transition. I can't just, all right, so Diddy. They're doing great at it. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. And fuck you. Oh, man.

That was a segue. half, yo. Apparently, Diddy has made a lot of people in prison happy this week. Oh, my God. Worse and worse. Mark is a piece of shit. We like her.

What? No, I'm being serious. For Thanksgiving, Diddy not only paid for, but also helped to cook food Thanksgiving meals for everybody in the prison for a guy. It's dope. That's why.

He gave a thousand inmates' food. Wow. That's a pretty big deal. He spent two days preparing it. How do you do that? He and others bought food from the... My name is Sean. Yeah.

Combs. That's how. Go ahead, Mark. I'm bad. No, no. He and others bought food from the commissary. They spent two days preparing it, and then they distributed to every housing unit at Dix. So they purchased the food in-house.

He cooked it in-house. What? I'm just saying... That's shocking to me. All of Dicks got it. He took care of all of Dicks? All of Dicks. He handles it.

I'm just surprised that the... I'm surprised that the FBI O'O. would allow him to spend that much of commissary and do that. That's shocking to me. I'm sorry. Regular giggas cannot do that. You cannot do that as a regular niggum.

You have a limit of what you could spend when I was in the feds was $2.25. That's a lot to get the $2.25. And we talk about monthly. So you could pass the limit, buy this shit. And then you prepare it in it. I don't know. I think it's dope.

Just to be clear, there is nothing that the government or anybody else could do to make Puff be a regular nigga. Yeah, you can't do it. He ain't in jail as a regular nigga. That's true. He in jail as him.

Nigger, even when the mafia niggas go to jail, they're not regular niggas. According to Goodfellas. They were killing that. Not in goodfellas. That's how I learned to cook garlic. Word, word, word. So it don't burn.

So according to B.I, a former ganglater who helped organize the initiative, they cooked the food and sent it to all the buildings, but it wasn't easy to do. They said there were no stoves, no microwaves, and the inmates prepared the food, using ID cards to cut it. Oh shit. Is this real?

Yes. I believe it. Yes. But according to the menu, according to the reports, the menu was still pretty good. It was turkey roast with trimmings, mashed potatoes, corn. Look, y'all, trimmings. And, and... Oh, my goodness.

You're for trimming, I hope. And dessert. What was the dessert? Look, y'all. No, no. So it was no microwaves and no what? No. So what the fuck are we cooking

You never seen them took the cop off and You know what I mean? Make a little grill. Parks. The niggas is geniuses, bro. I know, nigga, I know what they do. But a lot of them guys that turn them bonks in the habanjee grills, that's southern shit. And they be them open dorm rooms. In real jail where the Cogios is the only people

let you in and out and it in a bubble. It's hard to start a fire. They got a camp there. It's a camp. It's a camp. Okay. I'm just surprised, y'all. Maybe I'm green. No, I mean. I'm not surprised that happened. How about this? I'm more surprised that it happened.

and it could be that known and happened. You know what I mean? In my normal experience, he would be in a hole now. Did he and all that? They haven't. He's still got PR. No, they just showed. Still got what, babe? PR.

Oh, yeah. They just showed a picture of him smiling with a cup of noodles and anything. Now, that was AI. That's not real. I thought that was AI. Yeah, yeah. If you notice, he's wearing a Sean John sweatsuit.

Yeah, oh, that was, yeah. No, not the gray suit. Yeah, he's wearing a great suit and he's holding a cup of ramen. Yeah. You can't wear Sean John's in prison. I didn't say it was in natural. Oh, yeah. But it's more than one where the outfit changed, but they all are like eight and a regular gray one.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With Sebastian's outfit in the picture you saw. Definitely was fake.

Definitely was fake. Definitely was fake. I'll tell you, one person ain't never going to see puff again. Especially after who's seen his apartment. Let that man get his check, man. Okay. Go ahead and get it. Go ahead.

I ain't. Anybody making a living? I'm with it. Shout out to Diddy for. supplying a thousand people with food. I appreciate that. And I'm glad to hear, according to the reports, he's acclimating well.

So he's made friends. Like, he's part of community. Like, he's not, like, in, like, PC and nothing like that. You know what I mean? He's blended in. That's shocking. Why? Not being on PC is crazy.

Why? For those who haven't been to prison, the protective custody. Like, what you mean? And I got enough money to... Dad. I got enough money to pay any nigga in here to protect me. You might want to beep that.

I don't know. We're going to be dead. Because I don't want to get to the whole prison politics shit. Well, speaking of prisons. No, I get what I'm saying just if you're a celebrity, the jail will put you in. The jail is going to automatically. You got a fight to get out of PC. Yeah, somebody don't even want it.

People are asking to be here. They'll be like, no. It's so automatic. Because if something happened to you, it's on us. No. Yeah, that's true, too. You don't know. That's true.

Yeah. Yeah. That makes a difference. That makes a difference. Different down there. Like, my cousin was in that same spot. They got everything. Them niggas had, you thought they was out here.

Does your cousin know? Do my cousin know what? Anyway, speaking of prisons, man, speaking of prison, this thing is different. Angola Prison. Oh, yeah. Angola Prison did a daddy daughter dance for the inmates in there. You know, a lot of them, it was the first one, so a lot of them been locked up for years, having had a chance to see their daughters, and dudes was all dressed up in suits.

It looked amazing. It did. I cried. That's fine. You cried, Joey. It did it. Oh, no, absolutely. That's tear junk or shit.

That's tear jerks. Some of them dads looked like that was their first time even seeing their daughters. Some of the daughters, you could see some of the same look of just everybody looked excited, happy. They dressed the jail up. The girls had dresses on. It was flowers.

It was beautiful. That's amazing. Shout out to. That was crazy. That was amazing. I think the thing that stuck to me the most is how nice is black people. We look good when we, you know what we do that. shit on?

Yeah. And they did such a good job of making them look like free men. They didn't. Because sometimes you see that and they dress them up and you can still see the vibe of prison on them. They looked like they were free. Everybody hair nice. Anybody was dressed.

They was twisted. Everybody lined up was on point. Like, it was really, really well done. Everybody looked nice. And they did a good job of transforming wherever they were because it looked like a ballroom. To make it not look like prison. And that's so important. From a person that can recall, my five of the ten years,

I saw them twice. I could remember what the clock looked like, with the vending machine looked like. I can remember how hard I cried when I went home. People don't understand, some people don't understand the type of dent that putting family when dad leave like that. And I remember as a kid,

the only part I couldn't get is like, why would anybody let this happen and I feel like this? That's as a five-year-old. Like, why, you know what I mean? And it really made me like hate the police as a kid, you think that's who took your parent away. Yeah, so.

That's the funny you said that. That's the only thing I did think about as beautiful as it was. I wondered the after effects for both parties. I wondered him going back to the cell because if that hug and dance was everything that it looked like it was, then it's going to be some long nights in that cell

because you realize that you could have that every night if you were just home. And for the kid, when you leave, it's like, that's a kid that now got to deal with, hey, I just seen my dad have a better understanding of why dad is not around. I miss that. I need a dad in the house. I did think about that.

As beautiful as it was. I think that's why it's important to keep the relationship going. I mean, one of the things that makes you less likely to return to prison, less likely to commit crime, is having connection to family. And most of us who people, especially in state prisons or anyway, really, they're so far from home that you, it's hard to do. That rikers bus. Yeah, right.

It's far when you get to, once you get to Riker. Right. Exactly, exactly. And then phone calls are too expensive, you know. So they make it sort of by design that you can't keep close relationships. Even now the letters you write don't go straight to the person. No. They go down to Florida.

They come back up. They get vetted. Floor? Yeah. Yeah. Same thing. At least in Pennsylvania, they do. I don't know about other places.

Same thing with sending people books. Everything is harder now, right? Books is definitely hard. Yeah. I'm sorry. I wanted to just shout out the organization, God Behind Bars, that helped do this. Because the Angola prison agreed to it, and the leadership of the prison helped, but there's a private organization called God Behind Bars that made sure that those brothers had the outfits,

that they had flowers, that they had hammed, that they had ham. written letters for their daughters and that they have them. So they gave them Bibles, handwritten letters and flowers. All that came from the organization. So we got to keep support these organizations that are making these connections and help people keep those relationships. Yeah, as a kid of a person

that was incarcerated, and even, because, you know, statistically, if your parent go to jail, you go to jail, right? And I remember like saying that to my dad, like, why the fuck didn't you keep in touch? You know, because I'm a kid, so when this thing is drawing Betty

boot by hand. I'm thinking he really doing that versus paying soups for it, right? But it was the highlight of my month. And legit, in them 10 years, he went years not speaking to me, but that's why he said, you know, like, because I remember him picking me up and putting me in the security camera saying, look how dumb you look crying,

stop crying, don't cry, whatever. He said that that was like a rumble, a fight, a whole visit, like he could not bid and do that. So it's like he stopped speaking to me to survive that. You know what I mean? If I managed Mona,

There's no way on earth that oranges the new black would have been out and she would have been in. That's a fact. There's no way on earth. There's one of them. Yeah. Like while she's talking, I'm thinking of Oz, but then I'm like a girl, Oz. Oh, shit. Girl.

Nah, and they did a good job with the Orange and New Black. Because all of the girl that made it went there. The IDs were the same. The boots was the same. The Alphas was the same. That shit was like a flashback watching that. Now, as far as every. And I love that they did flashbacks where you would be introduced to a character.

And then you would learn with the person. Yeah, I think, because I don't watch a lot of shows like that. But you didn't like it? I hated that show. Did you? Why? Because I watched Wentworth. And once I saw Wentworth.

Oh, Winworth was the real deal. Yeah. Once I saw Wentworth, I was like, oh, yeah, I could never watch the show again. Winfork. Winfork was the real. Winforker was the real. Again, I don't want to see comedy. I'm going to ask you, was Winworth ever funny or no?

Like Orange Blue Black was. Nah. Nah. No. And they both was federal. It was nothing funny about Wentworth. Yeah, it was nothing funny. It was very serious.

And the bitches was ugly on Wentworth, too. I see both, you know, because I've never been to prison. I, you know, I'm coming home, my nigga. But. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You always gave me what they needed, the information they needed. It was like, there you go. One for you?

One, two, three. Yo, but no, from what my friends tell me, like, jail is bad. But, no. Right, yeah. Wow. Breaking news, everybody. Can't have a conversation. Ish has a source,

and according to these sources, jail is bad. But niggas be telling me like, yo, dog. I'm here with you, dog. My sources told me that jail is bad. You know, they fucking, that's that Philly shit, they fucking with you.

I guess. Bro, niggas be making lifetime friendships, relationships in jail, all of that shit. And niggas be saying that there are good, times that they share in jail.

You're there already for 20, 30, 10 whatever amount of years you got. Niggers make the best of that shit. So when you see Orange is the New Black and they do have some moments. That's more realistic. Yes. Because in real life, nobody's, er, gangs.

I'm not saying that. You finished strong. That was a great point. But to start. You know what it is? Ish framed everything no matter what the fuck he's going to say like it's some heavy shit.

No. So it's like when that thing is leak, and then he might hit you with, he might hit you with, can I finish? I don't want to minimize jail. Like, yo, this shit is rough. But listen, when the niggas sit up,

you're on the edge and go, excuse me, can I finish? I got a poop. It's like, damn, you know what I mean? Yeah, you heard him? Earlier, I got a shit. I got a bitch. I'll be sarcastic. Oh, shit.

The way you frame it, it sound like some heavy shit. You're a king, God. Dang, nigga, you're beautiful. I don't care what these nigs say, bro. You can't tell me. Look at this thing in. Catsy gorgeous. He on some laundry day shit today.

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. He still stepped out. Snakes skin, Kobe. They better stop playing with my boy. Any ball down there. Wait, and back there. Oh, shit.

She never left. Oh, yeah. No, I let my boy. Okay, so wait. All right, this is way later, but I did find the clip that I was talking about. Fine. Okay, like to hear it.

Here you go. thing I wanted to go over. It looked like during pregnancy, you had tested positive for syphilis. Did anybody talk to you about that?

Dumb-ass- isn't the stream. But what I'm saying is, you don't always have to stream everything. And when the doctor come in, you better check her tone of voice. Exactly. The tone of voice to tell you whether you should be streaming or not. She hit her with the

17, um... Yeah. She gave a chance to cut it off. Like, um... That funeral voice. Like, um... Sorry for your law. You had, um, tested, um,

positive from... Siffle. They still got syphilis out? That's what I was thinking. The fuck she... She's tuberculosis. He still got a... Fucking...

Oregon Trail diseases this shit. He was like, Yombe was at Wyoming? Bro. Um... You know I went viral seeing jail was fun. People thought I was dumb and shit.

I had a ball in jail, nigga. I didn't, I didn't want to say that because these niggas are talking to toilet, bro. Niggas be coming home like, yo, I'm telling you, dog, you ought to have fun. Have y'all ever? I had fun, but I would have been there. Niggas be saying that shit. You don't count, Jolie.

I'm not, I'm dead at. You're making the best of a situation. They don't eat fun, my nigga. And I don't care what you tell me about. I don't know wrong. Jail is fun. And at the end of the day, it's not a place that you should go. But if you're there, why not have a ball?

You make the best of a bad situation. And listen, so if I make a mess of a bad situation, it can't be fun, nice? You're making, no. How? You're making the best of this situation. Mark, is that true? It's possible for it to be fun in the best.

No, I'm saying. If you're making the best of a situation, can that be fun? Yeah, could be. That's what I'm saying. You back on the right track, girl. You back on. You got to live together. Anyway, listen, I never one day.

It's funner up here with Chick-fil-A. I don't know. A lot of those people are still my friends. The Toya Bridgeford, Chicago's staying in. I can name these bitches. These are my best friends. Listen, I never told you all. stories about me talking in the toilet, we could do it on Patreon. I used to talk in the toilet to boys ice,

and they used to send me stuff. Al-Fredo money to pay for them. Guess what? When you're home, you can talk on the phone, you can talk in person. It's not exciting that's talking on the toilet. You don't know who you're going to get on. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. You'll know what floor you're going to be on. All right, that's peace. Later, I'll tell you about when I used to fucking light up sigs and blow the smoke in the toilet

in the jail. That's rehab corny shit. I'm talking about prison. I'm not. I'm talking about hard-bodied. Grown-ass, nigger. I'm talking the toilet to a nigga with a homicide and he just sent me a knife and tobacco, Joe, please don't disrespect my dad's right. Sorry, sorry, sorry, niggas.

We'll tell toilet stories on Patreon. Subscribe. Yeah, let's go. I mean, you'll never know how I talked on a tula until you subscribe to Patreon. Well, Mona, speaking of talking, what happened with you in Xfinity? Oh, my guy.

Let me get my serious. Let me get my issue on. Sit up, glue. Can I finish? Excuse me. Niggas ain't even talk. Can I finish? You can't even talk? Can I finish.

No. No, all jokes aside, and I really want to know your own opinion, seriously, because stuff like this happens to me all the time and I feel like I never do nothing. And I don't want to use the wrong words, like, internet shit, like I don't want to say I feel violated, but I feel like somebody dug in my pocketbook. Let me explain.

Which pocketbook? Which one? You say, it's two of them. That's what I'm saying. It feels like a double whammy. I don't know how to feel. I don't know how to feel. I don't know how to feel.

Let me go ahead, because I really want to know your opinion, like should I tell, because I will fucking rat. Because I am a legal person. I am not no criminal no more. After that whole gun, So that was 20 years ago. So I did move, shout out to me. So you know you need all the things when you move or whatever.

So I needed Wi-Fi. I ended up getting, they were really pushy. Like when I got proved to move in or whatever, their Exfinity guy reached out automatically. Oh, I heard you got. Yeah, yeah. They sent the information over. Right.

That's how them type of spots do. And I don't like it, but whatever. So problem number one. They come, they, I ordered it, whatever. I supposed to get a modem, right, for Wi-Fi. comes long story short I end up calling look I'm gonna just go in so I'll go in to place is closed in 20 minutes we have a really fast exchange he's polite he was very pushy with um because Xfinity is doing this thing where they want everybody to take mobile to get

on their mobile yeah so they kind of push you're trying to sell the mobile lines yeah and it was irritating because it's like you can't owe your phone service provider any money to do that so my first answer is always going to be oh I owe T mobile 73000 just get the fuck to you'll tell you we'll we'll pay it off and bring you exactly like bro shut the fuck up my nigga I said no I don't want no, spin of the iPhone, nigga. What's up with you? Anyway, bro. You what?

So, I go, I get the modem, go home or whatever, and before I get home, this nigga text me. He texts me on my personal phone. You're on my phone there, y'all. Said I heard you was in need or some... No, y'all think I'm playing. La, no, no, no, she did that.

This nigga did not flirt with me. This nigga did not say anything slick. Now, I will say this. You know how I win, especially y'all, because y'all can relate. You know how every time you go somewhere as far as you need a service, it's always that weird little feeling

that does this person recognize me or it's that little thing, right? Me and him got into this awkward moment where we were saying like, do I know you? You know what? Like that vibe. And it ended with him like,

oh, I know you. And that gave either he knows me because we shared some fucking chemistry class together or he know me from the internet. Either way, let's move the fuck on, bawdy. Right, right. Because now we get, sidebar. You're making it weird.

You're making it weird, my niggas. I'm now making it weird because I don't give a fuck about you with these silly missing in the dress. He got 37 dreds and a low cover at the top. You don't know how to make decisions, my nigga. You don't know how to fucking put your foot down, bro.

And neither do your barber. But I'm not getting into none of that. All I want is my mold. You want your motive and won't go home. And I don't be causing no trouble ice. I'm tired of them. They be fucking with your sis, bro. They'd be fucking with your sis, bro.

Because I don't want no motherfucking trouble with these niggas and they be bothering me, okay? So, this boy. Bald-ass long hair, nigga. That only makes sense, baldy long hair, nigga. Okay? This nigga text me.

Damn, you know I'm old. I got the squint. You don't know how to make decisions. He got half a baldy. Jamisa, what's this voice number? I felt it. I got it, mommy. That's why I traveled with that bitch.

So I said he sexed. He texts. Mind y'all, the motherfucker closed that eight. I flew up there to make it. Right, right. He texted me at 747. I didn't get home yet. You feel me?

I knew. I've seen you from IG dot dot dot your podcast L-M-A L-M-F-A-O It irritates me so bad because why do the niggas do that dot-da-da-da what is the cliffhanger? That means I have more to say

Oh So boom next You're hoping you jump in with something too Next text Enjoy your night miss you don't He got more to say Exactly Enjoy your night miss M-I-S

I said who is this The Exfinity rep you just had I said huh Then I said So you text me from my account info I'm not tracking you I just wanted to let you know I figured out who you were from your face

That's all Enjoy your night You were the one And this is what pissed me off too y'all I hate when the motherfucker Bop bop bop versus just texting me Yes So that ding ding dog

That blow me from a nigga that's eating my ass So the fact that I don't know you bitch Why the fuck you keep texting my phone like that So he texts You were the one And this is the slick shit This would piss me all Because it's almost like you saying

You wanted it You asked for it You were the one who asked If you knew me We never met I assume he's writing, but I seen you when you had doctor on your podcast, right? I said, you shouldn't have even text me. You knew who I was most do.

I said, that's what I thought you said anyway. You know I don't know you. And again, this is what making me, this is what makes me want to tell on the nigger. I feel like once you felt that energy that I wasn't biting, shut the fuck up talking to me, my nigga. The fact that you keep texting is, each time you text me, feel like you violate me because I never gave you my number. That's to spit off. It is. It is.

It is a violation. But he's trying to holler. He said, you asked me first. terrible rap. He stopped trying to hollet. Wade, the first piece fired. No, he didn't.

This is furton. We're just going to say I'm going to be fucked. I'm going to be strumming this motherfucker car until I die. Because these things fucked up and I ain't with it. You all right, Joey? What? Cut that out, guys. I'm going to be strutting the guitar.

Bro. Willie Nelson. This one, this when my voice got louder. Can I finish? Can I finish with it? My apologies. Barbie God. Got us.

drumming a guitar. Bro, this one I got poetic. Bro, stop texting me. Like, what the actual fuck? Then I said, maybe this nigga don't know me. Let's send him a voice note. No. I don't understand why you're still texting.

I don't know why your approach hasn't already been. Hey, I probably overstepped. I wasn't even thinking. I enjoy your work, my bad, or whatever the fuck you want to say. You know, damn well, you have no business going to somebody's fucking account number, putting it in your personal device and texting now. So why are you going back and forth Chastising me for being friendly with you

Making small talk? You know goddamn well I don't know you Or that thin-ass airline Oh shit What is wrong with you, bro? Stop texting my motherfucking phone Before I disrespect you. You tripping.

Apologized, nigga. Before. Don't fucking reach out to me, bitch. I didn't give you a motherfucking number, nigga. Audience. I'm letting y'all know Mona is my mentee. Yes.

Mona is in my mentorship program. Brand new though. Like a rescue cat. Third day. We're going to get it there. I'm telling you all. You'll get it there. I see so much raw talent.

Just give us six months. In six months, we're going to get it together. And this is part of that Mona efficiency. I think that was warranted. What do you think? I think that you should have been telling that to Xfinity. I emailed them already. You shouldn't have been talking to him.

It wouldn't have been no worse. I shouldn't respond at all. You shouldn't have a voice note. No. You shouldn't have sent to reply. him way too much. Right to Exfinity. That happened to me one time unbeknownst to AT&T

with somebody that just worked at the AT&T store, seeing some shit decided to send me a text. I hit AT&T in a millisecond. Like, yo dog, one of your employer, they were like, what store, where? They don't, they don't play that shit. That's a clear violation. Yeah, I mean,

I was shut up. Listen, y'all, listen. He's a weirdo. He wrote back LMAO. Yeah, he wrote back again. You should have known he was a weirdo from the hair style. The hair was. It was crazy. And then y'all, when I go, I'm on Instagram doing my little shit this morning, this nigga DM me.

So basically he did me first. I didn't respond fast enough and he decided to text me. That's crazy. There would be no comp, because not only that. I started calling this morning, call him a bitch. I thought about him this morning. I started to let him know what was up this morning. Poe, you know what?

As you slick that front and twist the back, bitch, I want you to know, don't you have a fucking thing about text me again, bitch. Now also, this may not have nothing to do with this, but was there a Fios option? I knew he was going to pop it. No. They reached out so as soon as the building. They got the building contract.

Listen, y'all out there that have Exfinity, y'all out there that have Exfinity and Spectrum, it's those two. Because they sent me a little email in this building to all about some, because, yeah, y'all, we could get a deal with Spectrum. Y'all want it? Man, all the niggas in here with Fios was like,

fuck. No, we don't want no damn. Mona, you can't do. I had Fios before for probably like six years. Get it again, girl. I just assumed that that's all we could do because the building reach out. Some of them buildings do. Some of them shit is like that.

Let's call Fios and see, though. Let Fios have to say, you know, coming soon in the future. Yo, just go on the website, put your address in. You know, when I first got Fios, it was a thing where 8th Street, night she might have been 10. They were still rolling out. So you had Files before, like when they first opened? I had Fios for years. Yeah, no. Motherfucker.

I had Files when. I bought my first house years ago. I had it, apartment to the house. We had Fios Fios Fadden. They've added locations. Matter of fact, the nigga that I left

in there with the new bitch with the same, the bitch ain't even changed my Wipa Pats where we'll talk about that on Patreon. And even now, I'm trying to have Fios like it's an ad. The fuck,

I'm just trying to be helpful. Blackout Fios, guys. Oh, my Lord. It's scary. I think it's scary. I think it's scary. It's scary. I think it's a woman too.

Oh, I got your address. You can show to your friend. Let me tell you all more thing. So y'all know this modem thing is real, do it at home, do it yourself. So, of course, nothing I'm doing is working, right? So when I call them and I'm trying to figure it out and she gets me to open the app or whatever, all my information backwards, my phone number has been like, like, I don't know. I don't want to assume that that's him, but it's like, why would they flip the number?

Like, they just had my number been texting me. Now of a sudden the number that's in the same. Oh, he might be fucking with you. Yeah, he might say, fuck you, bitch. That's why he got reported. Or he might have been trying to cover his ass and say, look, that ain't even a number in there. I didn't get her number from there. Right.

Yeah. Facts ice. That's probably what he's trying to do. That's why you got to report it. It's not snitching. You call it a company because somebody's stalking you, harassing you. I put an email or a draft, but I didn't put it in. I ain't a lot.

The first thing I think is this thing I got kids, I don't want him to lose his job. Like, I don't want him to know that that's corny. But look, he should think I got kids and I don't want to lose my job. So I'm not going to do anything to jeopardize my job. And on the holidays, so you know Christmas is coming. Christmas is coming. What you say? I said telling a nigga, he back to the unemployment line, he goes.

Back to the shop lifting that dollar tree, he'd go. A bitch. One thing he needed to do from the door is cut that hair. Oh. Uh-oh. Can you imagine a low-cut comb over with dress in the back? That's what that man here is. I know somebody had got it.

It's probably your homie. He looked like he from Jersey. Yo, this is sound like you from Jersey. Don't do that. Wow. Joe, what you got queued up for us, man? Couldn't never guess. I can't even imagine.

I wonder. Rock on getting you out of here. That's right. That's pleasing. Two weeks in a row. Two pods in a row. Because this one right after we left. Actually, there's three pods in a row.

My man, KF, KV C.C. Barstool ended his joint. Damn. He was one of the first podcasts over there on Barstool. Shit. I'm fuck with him. But we playing this for Elliot Wilson. DJ hat and Jeremy Hack. Their bigger picture podcast, as we knew it,

at least on Up Rocks has come to an end. This was announced immediately following the Need to Know podcast ending. So these are two podcasts in our orbit. Yeah. Hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay.

So the bigger picture podcast as we knew it is no longer. The as we knew it is funny, tricky words. Sounds like a remix coming. It sounds like a rebrand is coming. It sounds like you're doing shit to get some eyes on you. But as I understand it, their deal with uprocks has come to an end. Or Uprocks told them to get the fuck out of here. Either way, it's no longer an Uprocks thing.

So even if they continue to pod independently, which I don't know if they will, haven't spoken any of them, their pod is over with in connection to who was distributing it. Sad day. I hope that they do decide to rebrand somewhere else. I enjoyed that show. I enjoyed the three of them. I don't really care if they're together or not. I had with Gina views is awesome.

Gene and the shit. Jeremy Heck, when he came here, his significant other was like with him in terms of the business and getting them info on getting them right. So I think he'll bounce back. Elliot's been around for ages, so I think he'll also be fine. I didn't really give a fuck about Uprocks.

Actually, to my surprise, I didn't know that their show was birthed around the Kendrick and Drake beef. I'm not talking about the timing. Right. But I didn't know that. The backdrop, they said, was a combination of Toronto and L.A. I never knew that. Uprox probably paid them to just cover the Drake and Kendrick shit. Three great people to do it.

I don't know how I feel about this. Yeah, me either. I don't know how I feel like. I will miss a show if it doesn't come back. I do know that. I gave my podcast talk last podcast, but I think that most of the podcast are done. I think if you're not a top podcast, you're done.

Bro, yeah. The bubble, the bubble's clearly. The bubble has fallen left and right. If you're not at top, if you're not at the top of the top of this thing, then I think you're done. Why? People with names.

People without names, huh? Why do you say that? Because where's the money coming from? Where's the money coming from right now? Whoever is looking to pump millions and multimillions and fucking all this money in the podcast. And what they're going to do is go pull up numbers. They don't really, it ain't often that they have a pulse on what's going on. They're going to go look at numbers.

Those numbers are going to be the top 20 to 30, sometimes top five. Like you're going to pull up the top? That's who they're going to do business with. The people that can actually impact business. I'm not talking about y'all with your stitched ads and the old McDonald's ads, the old Bevel ads. I'm not talking about y'all. I'm talking about the big boys.

I see. I'm talking about the big boys and the big business. Gotcha. Like whatever pods just ended up on Netflix from Spotify. Like, this big business going on still, podcasting is still a huge business. They just have figured out who's a major player. in it and who ain't? Are they still running around like basically

granting big names new podcasts? Because remember I don't see that before. No, I don't see that. I'm talking about the new, you said whoever new players trying to jump in and dump a bunch of money into it. Is that their plan or is it we going already established? No, they're going to already established. We've seen we've seen the big boom you

talk about is when people, they were just throwing money at anybody. Yeah, you had a name and they were throwing money out there. It's over for that. They've gotten wiser. They got analytics. They took the O's. They robbed who they needed to rob. They, the licensing deals that they did, they took all the data from you.

You're useless now. Like, it's a different ballgame. So you got to be at the top of the top to get any business done. I don't think that Elliot hadn't. Jeremy. And Jeremy were at the tibody top of anything. And see, and that's why I don't do deals like that. Because now look, what you did.

You went, you took a check from Uprocks. At the peak of hip hop. because I think everybody did great during Kendrick and Drake's beat. I think everybody. Outside of pot content creators, everybody ate off of that. All right.

So if you want to, well, I'll speak for me, I like to ride the peaks and valleys of hip hop. So when there's a spike, it comes back to me and not uprocks.

So now uprocks saw the spike. They got all the data. They figured out what was what and now they want absolutely nothing to do with you. They gave you what? They gave you shorts. But do you think, from what I see,

the consistency of a bunch of podcasts, not even talking about Elliot and them. And then a lot of these niggas don't be compelling. So I think that's something that we offer, yo. It could be a shitty news week. We just did two hours. We damn there on two hours. And we ain't talking about half the shit on the board.

Just with the best in the world. I know. So this is my point. What I'm saying is I think that that's lacking everywhere else. And I think when you got a hundred motherfuckers talking about the same exact content every day, it's going to get, you know what I mean? The shit is like, oh, boy. Yeah, but there's too many podcasts for that, right?

Like, I don't want you to get stuck to your algorithm. When you pull up the top 20 and 30 and 40, it's not a hip-off-shed. It ain't, it ain't, it ain't, it ain't, it's all. And that's what I was talking about, and our demo. I wasn't even talking about the other boys. Our demo's over. We don't have, that's why I keep fighting that our demo. That's not our demo.

True. That ain't our demo at all. I agree with it. Our demo, we're banging. Yeah, I agree. We're banging with these things. I agree with them. Yeah, like the people in this hemisphere.

Yeah. Sorry, we don't have much of comments And then the big names have proven not to generate revenue The big name, well I'm talking about the established podcast that are impactful He was talking about Oh no, that's over Those days are over

They're only dealing with who is impactful You've already been proven in podcasting that's it That's who's getting the back Yeah pretty much It makes that same shit. Actually yeah It makes sense Same shit. Yeah, they ain't gonna just keep fucking throwing money around.

If you don't got an audience, I'm not giving you a deal. Or you might have an audience that might not translate to audio or video, you know what I'm saying? But be clear, Joe Button said this

at the beginning of podcasting. At the beginning of podcast and I told y'all that the offices and the Seinfelds and the friends carry the rest of y'all. Yeah.

As do the Taylor Swift's and Drake's. Yeah. Same thing. Same thing in music. They carry the rest of y'all. So, sorry. It's fucked up. But.

But if you go independent, you can keep your costs down and make some money, then you can still win. Like, same thing with music. People don't want to go independent. They don't want to spend their own money. That part. I've been telling Elliot Wolfman to spend his own money for ages. He won't. Rather take the check.

I told him to come with me to everyday struggle. No. He went over there to wherever the fuck he went. It wasn't everyday struggle. Who knows what he did? That everyday struggle shit, what a mistake? what a mistake. I mean, I told him to his face,

so I don't feel bad. What a mistake. They didn't have an extra 4,000 for you. That was a brand builder. That was a portfolio builder. That was a brand changer. That was the best hip-hop show ever fucking created if you're asking me.

You do that. You do that for a short. You do that for a look. You do that for the machine that was complex and what they were able to do. You just, I don't get it, man, but whatever. Elliot, I love you. Head, DJ Head, not head, DJ Head, Jeremy Heck.

Love you guys. I'm sure each one of you will land on your feet, but not just for them, for podcasters out there, it's dark. Me and Ian predict that 40% of podcasters will be done in the next few months. Months? Most of them are done right now. They're just not announcing it. They're not saying it.

They're holding on by the thread of the skinny, skinny, skinny, skinny. Yeah, I see it. I can see it. They finished already. And niggins are doing everything but podcasting. Yeah. Because ain't that B&H no more. It's fucking, oh my God.

Joe, are we going to see more quiet cancellations instead of like these announcements in the next three for months? There's going to be people just kind of slowly fading out, just disappearing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think that you're going to see all kinds of cancellations. The quiet ones, the announced ones, some breakups, some money feuds. I think that in the next six months, you're going to see all of that shit.

I just saw Questel. got a new show after canceling Quest Love Supreme. Yeah, yeah. He's got like a soldier. I haven't listened to it yet. I haven't listened to it either, but. But it's interesting. And again, I said this last part, I'll say it again, and I'm not going to beat y'all down.

Podcasting is tough. It is. It is tough. I know people think that you're just sitting on the couch and yakety, yakety talking with some people, you know. It looks easy. It looks very easy. Balancing potting with balancing your life. Yeah.

It can get tough. It can get tough. And the business side is not easy at all. But even, I think people would think that because it's this lax environment and it's like you see these barbershop scenes and you know what I mean? And it's like you think, oh, when I'm in the barbershop, everybody laughing my jokes, when I say shit in the barbershop, everybody like it, it's not the same thing. It's not the same.

And dare I say it, I feel like nail niggas is finding out that even famous niggas is not sweet because 10 famous niggas have a pie. That's not 10 successful pies. You gotta really know how to finesse with the fucking pie. Like you, I feel like when you're famous, the only little bit of a leg up you get is people recognize you, so it's like you don't have to be introduced. You get a little jump start for sure.

Yeah, but that does not mean the niggas that liked your mixtape from 98 or the niggas dead, like whatever the fuck you used to do are going to actually sit and watch your podcast. See, that's what I always give the opposite and nobody ever understands. I put exactly what you're saying. That's a fact. When I started my pod, more people hated me.

The fans of my, the fans of my music was the fans of my music. But the people that wasn't fans of my music that just heard me, more people hated me. It was like, oh, fuck him. It's a hole that you got to work yourself out of sometimes, too. I'm not saying it's not positive. But it can get tough. And it's not, I just, but I think that it goes with,

I always, I've said it on a thousand platforms. I've never seen as many black entrepreneurs. Like, it's a beautiful thing. I love that for my people that people, you know, are first time business owners and their families. But I feel like what a lot of times has happened is that we watch, each other look successful on social media, and then that's the initial reason why we want to jump in that game.

And then we jump in that game as soon as we get the capital or as soon as we get the credit versus, you know, might we get next to a person to say, hey, can you get to- figuring out, learning. Learning. Doing some research. So I'm going to come and chill with you for a month, like taking that one little class.

Not the women's empowerment, motherfucking women weekend where y'all pray and shit. That's bullshit, not that. I'm talking about an actual class, even down at the community college, that's in that field of what you're doing so you can get some type of education behind you. You're the first person on anything in your whole family.

Why the fuck do you expect you're going to put the Johnsons on your back and just figure it out? It's not as simple as that. But that's the thing that I yearn for my people that we get some type of education with it because I love the fact that we all jumped in it. But I hate the fact that you never have oxtales at two. Chiquita, you know we're coming for the oxtale, bitch.

Damn, every fucking day you miss count how much ox tail you need. I feel bad. I feel bad for some of y'all out there, but only like half. halfway the other half of me I'm rooting for all of y'all to fail I've said that before yeah you say it all the time yeah it changes my conversation he doesn't the people no I absolutely mean it 100% 100% no he means the people that are not

impactful your traffic in the street you in the way you congest in a road that is you make you making my 10 minute drive three hours for no reason you're not about to do none you don't believe in yourself you're not about to invest yourself you're not trying to improve you're not trying to get better You don't know nobody. You don't network. You don't do shit. Move.

Move. Get out my way. I'm coming. I'm coming. I got new conversations to have. Move it. It makes the friends and the offices and the Abbott Elementary's, it makes them what they are. Right.

There's no room for confusion. I love that. Some people are just suck at potting in general. Like, everybody's not a potter. That's true. Some motherfuckers do. watched them and it's like, oh, shut the fuck off. I don't want to hear you say nothing else,

let alone pod. Because, like, you might be a good basketball player. You might be a good rapper. You might be a good, whatever. That don't necessarily mean because you were popular or you were great at that, that it's going to translate to talking to people. You can't necessarily invoke emotion and people that don't mean, you know what I'm

saying? Like, it's just a different thing. I just think that, again, I said this last pot, like, niggas will look at some mind be like, oh, if he could do it, or I know I could do it. can't have the same LeBron and Jordan argument every Tuesday and Friday. You can't have the Nage JZ argument every Tuesday and Friday. You got to talk about some other shit now

and now niggas be stuck. That's why I think the dick, well, it's one of the reasons why I think that this is the best broadcast in the world. I think we create separation at this point. Ben, I was going to speak to the production levels of podcasting having changed so much from when we first started. You could damn near put

up a fucking iPhone and record back then. It ain't that. It ain't that. It ain't done more. It's a production. Some of them places partially because of the level that we do it at. Yeah.

Dog, I think about it so much when I'm just in the house. I'm like, yo, this is my man, yo. Don't think about it. This nigger, this nigger since 06 has been running around

just conversing. Just debating. Just naturally. Just naturally off the, yo, he'll do it for free. For free, he'll debate, talk to what he teach. Like,

That's why you feel comfortable paying me so cheap. Tell the people what you get paid. You don't want me to do that. Why not? Why not? Why not? I double dog gear you, nigga. I double dog give you.

I don't think that most people listening will think that you can pay cheap. Yeah, exactly. He am muted up. He am muted up. It's okay. It's okay. Boy, you're lucky boy. I know.

I'm always the lucky one. God is good. See what happened when you pray? On top. See what happened when you pray? God is good. Finish your story, yo. I'm just saying I could do that with each one of you.

I don't want to fucking board of people. But it's just like, you know, I'm in the, we're creating separation. Watch 2026. Don't worry about it. I didn't know that. I ain't with the talking. I ain't with all the fancy talking.

I ain't going to come here to talk you all the debt. Those are Spotify days. I'm with action. Yeah, you said we create in separation. Yes. I just seen too. I don't want to be an asshole. It's somebody close.

Talk them out of it. I wasn't trying to be funny. I mean, if you're asking me, I said this like three years. If you're asking me a few years ago, there was some names that when they came up, just because of the name that they were, you had to be fake humble about it.

You had to be like, okay, no, no, that's done, they dumb. Nah, he's, he's him. I don't feel like that about none of these niggas. Now, and I say it proudly in the meetings, on the phone, on the Zoom, like I say it. Like, it's a clear, I agree with. Yeah, so, but I'm with, I'm with you. but hey, I'm with you.

Been there for a while. What else? What else matters? What else matters? Speaking of podcasts and even basketball podcast, Draymond and Kenyon Martin been going back and forth for the last week. I know. We laid to the party. They might even be over it.

I only wrote it down because I wanted to ask you all, prime for prime, both in their primes. Who's the better basketball player? Keny Murton. It depends. It depends. No, it does. It does.

It does it. If you take Draymond Green and you put him on Kenyon Martin's teams I want to know when it starts a basketball call. If you take Kenyon Martin and you put him, I mean, if you take either one of them, if you take Draymond Green and put him on the team with the Nets, when Kenyon Martin was at his peak, Draymond is maybe the eighth man off the bench. But if you take Kenyon Martin and you put him with the Golden State Warriors,

he cannot deliver what Draymond Green delivers on that team. That team, as constructed, and when they were in their prime, Draymond is a pivotal piece of that team. He's a power forward on that team. He allowed Steph and Clay to run off them picks. I think Kenney could have did that too. He can't dribble the ball as well, and he can't pass.

Is Draymond Green the one to be beating niggins up, and like he can't do it? I like that nigga. Well, that's how the beef started. I like them too, but... Is that how to start? I'm sorry. Tell him how to beef started.

Yeah, I just wanted to get the audience some context. So Kenyon Martin was on his podcast, or he was able to read this podcast, and they were talking about, They were talking about tough guys, like who the kind of enforcers are in the NBA. And Kenyon Martin's thing was, Dray Martin's kind of like a fake tough guy. He never gives it to anybody that's going to give it back.

I might as see where he's saying. And then Drayman responded on his podcast saying basically, he didn't, honestly, he didn't really address Kenyon's point. Instead, he talked about Kenyon's career and sort of basically saying, I've accomplished this, you've accomplished that, you're underachiever. And then that made Kenyon Martin go on his live stream and make a whole a whole conversation about his career and such

and that's how they got back and forth and that's what sparked the Kenyon Martin and that's the thing Draymond will be able to say that to whoever he's arguing with he said it to Charles Barkley now to Keny which is crazy to Kenya Martin's point so Kenya Martin is saying basically you are allowing your championships

that you've won to now be your crutch almost to anybody that you're having a basketball conversation when I heard somebody say yo dog Is that wrong? Yes. Why? Because Robert Rory can now enter that conversation.

And Robborey is a great basketball player. And Drayvon is a great basketball player. No disrespect to Robbore. Robboree got more championships and all these names. Derek Fisher can enter that conversation. Derek Fisher got five rings. But Draymond's a more integral part of his team. You're talking about people that.

I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. He's definitely more integral than all of them. I think he was. He's definitely more integral than all of them.

I don't know about that. I don't know that. He's more integral than Derek Fisher was. Oh, those later teams. Maybe not the Houston team, but on those later teams. I mean, as a fan of the Spurs at the time, Robert Orrhe was making fucking integral buckets. He was? Yeah, but you're talking about.

So now go pull up his stats. To Kenya Martin's argument, when you look up his stats versus Draymond Green's stats, it's not even a conversation. But to Dray, to my point, too. And I like both of them. Bro, I like both of them. I see where both of their points are valid. But like I said, if Steph Kerr's, to me. had to bring the ball up, play the point.

It neutralizes his ability to run off screens all day. It neutralizes Clay's ability to run off screens all day. When you got Dremont being essentially the point forward that's delivering those passes and doing a bunch of that shit, that shit is hard. I love Dreyman, but this is a role player versus a non-roll player. I love Dreyman's game, but he is not kidding anymore. Yeah, this is, this is my take on it. And I don't, I think we're all. I don't think we're all saying that different, but I think there's a difference between being a

better basketball player and having a bigger role on the team. You know what I mean? It's hard for Golden State to win. Draymond Green is the energy of that team. He's the courage of that team. He's the strength of that team. He's also the defensive quarterback. They might have an extra ring if you don't get suspended for game.

Indeed. That's a fact. That's a fact. He is an extraordinary screener. He does some things that Kenyon Martin didn't do as well. But Kenyon Martin also is a guy who can be the second or third best player in your team and you got a real shot at winning. He's a more talented player from high school to

Cincinnati to the league, they're not comparable in terms of talent to me. And that's the thing. Because I watched Cincinnati games and because the Nets were in New Jersey and Jason Kidd, Marcus Will, shout at the Lakers, shout that was a special team. Yeah, now they got shipped. Carrie Kittles keep being on. Yeah. But Todd McCullough.

Because of those things, Tom McCuller. He was a 16th. Watch your fucking mouth. Kendigil. Kendrick and Martin, he was number one pick. talent for talent I don't think it's a question on the flip side

Jremont is one of the smartest basketball players like high IQ and I put a lot of value in that the intangible shit high IQ basketball players so I mean it's apples and oranges to me so let me ask you what would y'all

what would y'all say is more important here being the talent or essentially being the glue you need both you need both that's what it sounds like it's a conversation of this one is the talent but this one the glue that kept it all together. Yeah, but it's easier to do.

I'll just say they both did the job that was asked of them. Yes. And they both did it to the best of their ability. I just think they had different jobs. I agree. Different assignments. You know what I'm saying? The question for me is, is is Draymond a Hall of Famer?

Good question. I see basketball players saying yes. He is. He is. I would think so. He might be here. Is Robert Roeufemann? No.

No. I don't know. There's a reason why. Yeah. You could make an argument for Draymond better than Robert. If Draymond made it, I don't think it would be first or second ballot. I don't think it's a if. You think he will make it?

He's definitely a whole thing. I'm not mad if you're saying. I don't have an argument. I just think he's second. At some point, it got to come down to the numbers. I think basketball is just so. Numbers ain't that good, though. That's what, that's why I'm something.

He's averaging a triple single, right? I think. You got four of them, no. How many rings are got? Three. Three. I just think basketball is so. Four.

No, yes. Four. Is it four? Yeah. I think basketball is just so complimentary, you can't do that. Like, again, look at Clay now. Is Clay going? I was just about saying, look at Clay now.

Yes. Clay's going. Clay's going. Clay's going. Clay might be the second or third best shooter in the history of basketball. He's gone. And just as three-pointers made gets him in there.

I don't know about all that. Dennis Rodman's in the hall fame. So I think Draymond probably should be in the hall fame. Dennis Robbins is one of the best rebounds. You can't do that. Yeah, I think it's different. I mean, Dennis Robman, in addition to being defensive, having a lot of defensive player at a year awards,

was indisputably the best rebounder. his generation. Yeah, for sure. And had the numbers to back it up and the championships. He's got four three rings to. No, five rings. No, you got one with the pistons too. Yeah, yeah, because he got the pistons.

Yeah, yeah, pistons, bulls, yeah. I'm going to mute up during this conversation. I just remembered how I'm getting cooked online for my sports takes. They killing me for my Stafford and Rodgers team. They are absolutely smoking my boot. They don't pulled up the Hall of Fame criteria. I told you. They didn't pulled up stat for stat.

I told him. I mean, I still disagree. No, Aaron Rogers is different, bro. But, I mean, it's four MVPs. I understand what Aaron Rogers in his prime look like. What I'm saying to you is this. And I'm saying this. You were better for me.

You were better than me during your prime. You only got one. And then you fell off a cliff versus the guy that was right. Ian falls. That sounds fair right there. He's not in the, no way in the strat. He might have got two MVP's after the first championship. Yeah, bro.

Just because he won one. He was still talking about you. He didn't fall off no cliff. He fell off the last two years. Yes. Three. Last year. Longer than two.

Three. Three. Last three years, he's fell off a cliff. I think it's been longer than three. But it's not. Three years before that he was MVP. My argument is this. And I'm wishing that Stafford is super nice.

My argument is this. If Stafford was outside the club watching while you were better in your prime. And then when you, when you, fell off a cliff, Matt Stafford elevated his game and continues to look like that, then I don't think it's such a blasphemous conversation. I think if Matt Stafford was not in Detroit, first of all, his career would look, and he would be received completely different. I also think that if Matt Stafford wins another chip or maybe even two, you might have a little

bit more valid argument. See, I think Maddie Stafford gets one more before it's all said and done. I also think that if you took Aaron Rogers three years ago and put him on that Rams team three years ago, then you're going to be saying different. shit. Yeah. I also see football again is a complimentary sport. I think that if you took Aaron Rogers. That's hyperbolic. What we do know is those are two good

the second that Stafford got there they wanted. And I think Aaron Rogers would have happened with Aaron Rogers too though. Yeah but that's the speculation. Yeah. We watched it with one. And and what I'll tell you is this because again when the fans get involved they start statting me to death I'm talking eye test. I'm talking Oh then you can't be talking. You can't talk eye tests and say Matthew Stafford and Aaron Rogers in the same sentence.

Oh, I totally disagree with y'all. Not prime. Not prime. You're talking about like. I think the people that are in that talk, Aaron Rogers and his prime, I think there's almost video of it, says him no. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Matt Stafford is super nice.

Don't try to accolade me to death. I didn't say no. I don't have no idea to accolades and some of the big, big, big rappers. When I step in the room, the niggas know what the fuck. time it is with me. Joe. Sure. When you start talking about just throwing a ball. I think you got to go back and watch the more. The professionals say he might be

the best person. They are cooking me out here. San Damarino to throw a ball, bro. The shit he could do with a football is just unbelievable. On the run off. Listen, I'm not defending it. I'm not mad at nobody inside they're killing it. I'm just killing me. I'm just having a good laugh at the fact that they are killing me. Maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, he's different.

Maybe I'm wrong. I think it's an interesting argument, but yeah. It's not. Patty Mahomes is in that argument. Hey, if Madstafford get one this season, I'll be right back. If he get one this season, I'll be right back to y'all. There's a good chance to get one this season, too. I think, too. I think that way. They're good.

What else? What else with us? Let's get Mona back in the game. Look, look, she all sad. We told my sports. I am not. I like Drayman. She all said.

She went over there to text some nigger that dumb. I like Draymond. I like Draymond. I watched the Sixers that one season would be almost made it. I made Ellen Arvers and the cake. O1. That's not $25 for a cake. I watched the whole season.

You've been auctioned that shit for a while. Oh, my God. You're talking about that. That shit been on the auction block. I don't know how to bait, though. I was too young to hang near it, is. I'm too young for that. Yo, what else we got this important or unimportant?

Come on, give it to me. Joe, I think, were you the person responsible for, is it okay to have an attitude at a turkey drive? Yes. Yes, it felt like your time. I didn't even see you right it. I just felt like something you said. Yes.

It was just something that I wondered because they clipping up Jim Jones at his turkey drive. He barked on old girl. You're smoking a dupy? No. No, no. I saw some people having criticism of that. Well, that was my second question.

Should you be smoking a blunt at the turkey drive? Yes, it's legal. Absolutely. Oh, you're niggas is high. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say no. You niggas is high as you're at pussy.

It's 50 niggas in my face. If I was drinking a 40 at one, then y'all will be looking at me crazy. Do y'all want these turkeys? Now I got a fucking attitude and I need a hell. Nothing to do with y'all turkeys. I'm gonna have an attitude if I don't have my dup.

Yeah, you better be glad I got this. I solved the problem of the attitude with the doobie. So what is we talking about? I don't think it's nothing wrong. We have an attitude giving off turkeys and I think it's nothing wrong. Smoking a blunt giving out of turkey. So did he have a...

He's in fucking Harlem. He looked a little, Jimmy looked a little uptight. It was an older lady who, from the clip, it looked like she was either trying to cut the line or something. And he... He told... It was a little aggressive in the clip where he was just... He was bothered.

Because it's wrong. And telling her, yo, yo, no, you gotta go. You gotta wait for anybody else like that. Okay, okay. He's a good customer service. He's handing out the rest of the turkey. But if she's budging, what I'm saying?

He's from Harlem. He might be with Jim Jones on this one. I might be with Jim on this. He might know her. He's from Harlem. He might know this late. And he did address it afterwards. He did come out and say,

he put a post up and was like, you know, yeah, y'all love making me go viral, et cetera. He's like, but that lady did end up leaving with three turkeys. He was like, you know, she did get hers. But it was just you can't cut. You can't do this. How many turkeys can you get in the truck?

I thought you only got one with a turkey job. Not as you're putting in a lot and change your head. I see you. I've been there a few times. I'm looking at. I let you do it. Yeah. But enough now. Yeah, chill out.

I'm with Jim then. I'm with Jim. I thought you always say he's had an attitude to hold turkey drive. Nah. And you know, Jim. Well, the blogs clipped him up as if he had asked to put the old turkey drive. I don't look at Jim like that. So I'm not going to look at it like.

The same blog, it ain't give out one fucking turkey. How about it? How about it? You could pop that shit until you do it. All that stuff is hard to do. So it's like, it's difficult. you know, it's intricate, and you're dealing with different members of our society.

People that might have mental issues, people's homes, people that, you know, drug addicted or whatever. So, yeah, people want to say, fuck you. People are going to say, fuck you. I don't think you should have your blunt lid during a turkey drive. I don't like that just because of the kids and stuff. Depends on the audience. I don't love it as a look. What if there's no kids? Why?

Oh, the kids? I don't like the look of it. They smoke, too. Oh, okay. I don't like it. I mean, I'm not judging. Everybody gave him the butt. Right, right. It's more important to get on the turkey. It's just techie, basically. Yeah, I don't love it.

I mean, it's more important to give up the turkeys, but I would say, even if Jim make it look cool, I, I, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I'm mad at Jim for it, basically. I think we need Ish's opinion. He's kind of our turkey drive expert. Yeah, that's true. I like the way Ish did his turkey drive, man. What happened? Me too. We're talking about having an attitude. Is it okay that, first of all, is it okay to smoke a blunt at the turkey drive? While handing out the turkeys. I got the blunt this hand, the turkeys this hand. Here you go. You asking me? Yeah. Yes. No, I think it's inappropriate. Okay, yeah, we... Like, some of the people you're serving, like, when you start talking about older people,

they don't look at weed how we look at weed. Like, my mother look at weed like it's dope, or like it's hardcore drugs. Like, these older people... I look like it's dope, too. No. So a lot of times that people, you know, they might be religious, they might be whatever.

And if you smoking weed while you hand it out to turkey, somebody might look at that as... That's a great point. Off base. What about a cigarette? A turkey drug. expert. Same thing?

No. No. I'm asking him. I'm asking him. I ain't given him no secondhand smoke. Man, poor hanging out my mouth. Listen, come over here

get that turkey. I wish I had one to show y'all. Like what? Come on now. Literally. Who had the attitude? They claimed Jimmy is. We're not saying that he did.

Plus, I like what I say. Jimmy looked like that. He looked like that. He a nice guy. Yeah. Jimmy chill and be looking like. Yeah, I think. That's hard.

Well, that's my thing. He got out the car and the blunt was lit. I'm like, dog, you could just stay in the car and finish your blunt. Or I'm gonna get here and hand out these turkeys. Multi-tasked. It's just out here.

Like, are we, why are we not supposed to be? Shout to anybody doing some community service. Yeah, shout to Joe. I agree with that. I agree. Shit is real. Let's highlight the positives. Exactly.

Yes what I want to do, you guys. I want to do bruise and blankets. I want to give niggas cans of beer and blankets. Because nobody want no fucking turkey. They're trying to get fucked up. Audience. Six months. Cybor.

Parks. Maybe eight. Maybe eight or nine. This part for my boy in. After we do beers and blankets, we set the cameras up and do bum fights, see if these niggis rumbled. All right, a year. Definitely still observed them.

Now we got tons. We just made a fucking bag off this shit. Yo, we're going to be giving out bags of sess with socks. What can you talk about, dog? Beers and blankets, shut up. When it catch fire, I don't want you jumping on it. I haven't heard someone say, Cess.

I haven't heard someone say Cess. How old are you? It's like Cess. The thing is crazy. I ain't heard Cess. That's who we could call it in the 90s. That's back when we came in paper bags.

That's back when we came rolled up already for you. That's so does. In the paper bag. Yeah, they bought it back. They're crazy. Can we shout out Olivia Dean? Oh, yeah. This is dope.

Yeah, I love it. Park, you want to tell it? Yeah, Olivia Dean was very upset because the resellers were jacking up her ticket prices to like $1,000 to get as they did. do. Yeah, 17 times the price. She went and lashed out and posted on Instagram, and I'm assuming reached out to someone

behind closed doors. And Ticketmaster has refunded a bunch of people their money and changed their policy that they can only resell within a certain I think actually at face value. And I mean, that's with the, just her or periods?

Just with her for now, I think. There is a, I mean, overseas in England, there's a law that you can't resell above face value. I don't know what side on this is like because that's a business for some motherfuckers but I think as ticket master you're representing the venue the artist all of those other things I agree with it I think if you are just a regular Joe Schmo that's buying tickets and scoping them at a bump that's something different than I think ticket master because ticket master the public

is going to ticket master with some sense of responsibility validity shit like that so like you know these tickets are authentic if they're giving them to you on ticket master Well, it's the same thing, though. So let's say I buy the ticket on Ticketmaster. I can resell the ticket on Ticket. You know, it's a verified ticket with my tax on it. The medium in which the people are buying tickets. So I think that it clouds, I think it clouds it.

I just think it's double dipping, Paws, on Ticketmaster because they get a cut off the initial sale. For sure. Then they're going to get a cut off the flip. I'm not mad at that. I'm mad at, that's only where. I'm mad at fans not be able to go to show, their favorite artist shows because the tickets are 30x what the face value the ticket is and the artist doesn't get a fucking dime of it. I'm not mad at the hustle.

If you put a couple bucks on a ticket, I'm not mad at you. But if you are jacking up the price to now, you go to the show and it's fucking half empty because a bunch of people bought tickets or a bot bought tickets, pardon me. And okay, I made my money, but now my show is empty. That's not lit. And I don't get a cut of that. It's not lit. I agree. That's what I'm saying.

I think Stubhubb, Ticketmaster, the actual mediums that the average Joe Schmo goes through for tickets, I don't think they should. should be the ones. Agreed. Yeah. If you put it on Craigslist or some shit. Yeah, me and you open our own website and niggas know that these niggas get tickets and we could go there and get them at a bump. See, now that makes sense because you all are stub up.

Yeah, we. Good callback. I see what you did. I see what you did. I see what you did. It was horrible. But I mean. I don't get this nigga.

I hate this. I hate this. I got something here for you all that didn't write on the board. All right. What's up? Let me play it. Oprah says that the current trend for young people, or some young people anyway, is that they're going contact, no contact with their families. Have you heard about this?

No, I haven't. No, I'm intrigued. I'm going to play this clip here. After mom's in show on. Exactly. I'm not fully there. Yeah, I'm scared for Mark and Mone to reply, but here we go. And it's actually.

All right, here we go. I have been no contact with my entire family for a year and a half now. No contact. No contact. Not a phone call, not a text, not a nothing. Nothing. For a year and a half now. Okay.

Chris, how about you? It's been four years since I've had contact with my parents and my siblings. Damn. Four years. I've got to hear the Y. Not a word. Not a word. Okay.

And Kendall. I've been no contact with my 30-year-old son for two years. By your choice. By choice. Okay. See, they don't get into Y in this clip. Yeah, because I got to hear a Y. it says, why are parents judged

for cutting off their adult children? How can you tell if a parent is emotionally immature? Have we gone too far? Is forgiveness possible? All these questions and more are being answered. Best unsacconscious this week. Yada yada yada. I was just so stunned by this.

I get it. I mean, again, it depends. I've rung it up to see if somebody here got it and explains it. I mean, first of all, just because I mean, the thing about family is you love them, you're close to them,

but these are people who are brought into your life who you didn't choose. And sometimes you're surrounded by people who aren't good to you or good for you. Yeah, absolutely. And the fact that you happen to share blood doesn't mean that y'all have to be that you're at. We tend to keep family close

because they're family, you know, but sometimes that's not enough. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And sometimes it becomes unhealthy and sometimes you've got to cut people off. I think it would take an extreme act for me to do that. But I get it. I get how you could do it.

Doing it to your child is probably the hardest one, but I get it. Yeah, because I've seen it. I could understand the child doing it to the parents or the family. I don't really know what could make the parent cut the child off. So I give you an example. That one I just. Drug abuse. You took the word.

So my cousin, the one who I mentioned, you know, when he came over the summer, we kind of, you know, watch him a little bit because he gave his little light finger. Gator. He basically, so before his. mom died. He, like maybe five years before he died. He went down to our old neighborhood, told everybody she died, collected money for the funeral.

Oh, shit. Then he went back to the country where she was living, like the southern country, I mean, like the countryside. Asked to borrow her car. I think he asked. I don't know. Either way, he drove the car, never came back and tried to sell it in another state. Took everybody's money, you know, from out the house,

all this other shit. And at some point, it's like, okay, we know you need help. We know you're sick. But you've been doing this for 30 years now. Like literally 30 years and now even more longer, we're done.

And I understand why, even as a parent who you adore, when he took that car and sold it, and she was the only person in the world who still believed in him, she was done. I did it. It's like you've exhausted every other.

Like, it's clear. I can't do nothing for you. And I'm not saying, that that's the right or wrong answer, but I can at least I understand. It ain't on right or wrong. It's just to the discretion of the person. Yeah. Bro, I know we cracked the jokes

about my ground and shit, but it's like, fuck that. If you, if we have a relationship, right, you're my brother, okay? Throughout these years, right, every chance you got to put me on, you haven't taken it. Anytime you see me doing better or even close to what you're doing, you hated on and shit it on it.

Any other business opportunities we had, you fucking rob and the borderline stole from me. You're not my fucking brother. Relatives and family are two totally different things. Bro, why am I supposed to hold on to that title? Because the masses think you're supposed to love your brother and the masses say you're supposed to love your son.

It's bullshit. I have a fucking thing that I post every Thanksgiving and I want you to play it, Joe. And the reason why I post every Thanksgiving is because I did not realize how many fucking people gather with people on Thanksgiving because they think they have no other choice. And I pulled it out the crack of my ass

how I felt about that, included but not limited to. If you can't cook, cook what the fuck you can. If you can't afford this big ass meal, get the mill that you can afford and sit around the niggas that like you. Love you.

That's that tolerate you. And you don't know how many messages I get. Nail, motherfuckers posted every year to tell everybody else because it's all this like weird ass pressure. And I'm not talking about petty shit and I hate to be a bummer, but it's like I'm talking about going down south to the house that still has the nigga that molested you in it.

Like, why the fuck am I going over there? Because if I'm birth to love me, she would put her brother out that touched on me or my mom or whoever. These are the type of relationships that keep going going where motherfuckers is taking your money, using you fucking your man. I got cousins that they literally fuck every nigga you date. That's my cousin? Or is that my fucking up?

I'm wrong for putting this bitch in the headlock and slamming her head to the wall after I told you Lee Dwayne alone, bitch. I feel you, but audience is going to be probably a four-year process. We had two and a half. No, we got to, I didn't know. 24 months. It's getting deeper. Played my Thanksgiving thing, Joey. I play it.

Thank you. It's very important. I agree a moment. I came on it. I'm like, I'm like, like, really, and I know, because I know it seems like I'm real,

like, oh, my grandma, my grandma, this is years of me working on a relationship. I mean, this lady have had physical altercations. This lady has called the police on me. I remember this lady calling the police on me and the cops chastised and her telling them, don't lie when you call the police.

We could have shot her. I think she called the cops one time and said, she's breaking in my, you know, in the house. They would have pulled up guns of blaze and they could have hurt me. Whole time, you're just trying to get them to come faster. She's just not a good person.

It's a fact. Also, I've talked to her siblings and everybody else from down North Philly. She's been shitty since the 70s. I don't fuck you with her. Just give me a second so I can play more of you. Thanksgiving and don't forget, don't be pressured to go up to people's house. You don't like your family. They treat you bad.

You got molested and use a kid. Stay away from them. Keep your children made from Uncle Charlie. It's nasty ass still nasty and drunk. Fuck them people. Make your own Thanksgiving. And you don't have to cook when everybody else cook. You're having your own Thanksgiving for the first time because you're getting rid of them narcissistic,

hard-whass family members you got. If all you can make is fried, chicken and velvet and shells and cheese, go do that. Make sure you get a pie from the bakery. Yeah. Make you so cool. Make your favorite dishes. Make your own fucking Thanksgiving, bitch.

Get turkey lunch meat. Wrap that shit around some cheese. Make some pit wheels. Do what you got to do. Don't go over them fucking people house just because you technically supposed to. Don't deal with them people. Especially your nigger's mom. Your boyfriend's mom's a bald-haithful jealous bitch.

And she only know who her baby dad's is. That's why all the fucking kids got different last names and she want to treat you like shit because you got all the kids. Fuck that bitch. Stay the fuck home, build your own holiday. Your family matters first. You matter. That nigga won't be around his mom so bad.

Send his receipt and hairline ass over there. I mean that with love. Numb-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-do you. Nose, stop celebrating. Thank you. Yeah, I agree with anything. There you have it. You said that shit.

Straight from the horse's mouth. Delvita shells and fucking... Pin-wills. Corn of chains. ...pon wheel. Motherfucker, the food was late yesterday. They get to fucking shredding the cheese for the macaron. motherfucker jacketobie you want some cheese

I want some macaroni you want to taste the cheese while I'm threatening melted at 400 degrees for a 45 you want to taste the cheese no here you go tell the whole house for the kids Joey don't like cheese no I love cheese I love cheese

on another day I would probably eat it not a day not today I want some mac man damn Mona you owe us mac I thought you was gonna make mac shut up niggas I didn't Nothing yesterday. No, we're talking about food.

We talk about food. Me and ice disgusted. Please, fellas. I'm working on a plate for you. Let me see if my wife can bring you one. We got plenty of mac and cheese. You know. Mark, don't eat.

And when my wife and my wife, when my wife get back from wherever the fuck she or a future wife or whatever, we got to play for you. Oh, no, it's happening. Yeah, it's happened. We got to play for you somewhere. Shit, I'm about to go make me another. I'm so fucking mad.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I left my shit right in the refrigerator. I'm rushing to get here on time. Damn.

And I'm eating my shit right in front of you too. Smack that plate out your head. I often moaning because I love it, but I'm going to eat my shit right in front of you. Nobody gets a plate. Nobody bald getting out of my food. This was a good pie guy. This was a good pie guy.

It was, it was. And you're quick and gone another nigga plate. Huh? I do. Yeah. You went to my sushi. But I didn't know y'all was bald. You bald.

I'm not bald. I want to watch this podcast. I don't even see how you could talk aggressive sexy talk when you can't even tell you bitch y'all fucking shit out of you fucking dick motherfucker's my pussy you can't even do none of that

She can't even get you no good head With your furballed at the plus What did you talk about, nigga? And you know, they keep pulling the hair out They keep pulling the hair out I've had hair on my dick before bro I've seen the girls pull a hair Back in the day

In the 70s when it was cool No Badaum bong Bola bong I do have a quick part of the show somebody does need our help. All right, let's go. This young lady is named Crystal. What's up, Crystal?

What's up? Hey, Crystal. Crystal says, this is a long one. It's not a long one. I found out my boyfriend is bisexual while going through his phone and seeing him indulge with men. Why you got to stay out of nigger's phone? Why do you business think they could just go in your phone? Yeah, let me tell you something.

I'm still. You know, finish the shit? No, no, because now I'm mad. He's triggered. In casual talks with my girl, I'm learning all that she learned from my phone. She ain't going in my phone like a regular girl. And I said that to him.

And she said, well, what does that mean? And I said, you go in your nigger phone and you see, does he got the bitches? Do he not? What he's saying? What he ain't. The end. She in there in my.

apps. She in there blocking motherfuck she in there and the only fans see who I'm subscribed to it's like, yo,

where was I when you had this phone? Sleep. In the deepest the scenario, the deepest asleep. Anyway,

damn, a little juicy thing is funny. She says, in the moment I told my mom because I thought I was going to leave him.

After long conversations in deep talk, so I decided to stay with him. I haven't told my mother that we are back together and she constantly talks about him being gay and how I don't need to be with a gay man. The holidays are coming up and I don't know how to tell my mom

that I am indeed with this man. I'm not ashamed, but my mom is not a nice person and will make me feel bad about it any chance she gets. Not to mention, we had tension in the past due to my past relationships. What should I do? Take more on the advice. Stay home.

Yeah. If that by dude makes you happy, stay with the bye dude. Yeah, yeah. Be with your by dude. And if you know mom's going to act that way or don't, well, yeah, because they know how you're going to pop up with him? Right. Is he?

I have, you know, this shit is. Some people, it depends. It also depends on, I mean, it is and it's not, right? So my thing is how, when you look through his phone and found out he was bi, was it because he was cheating on you with dudes? Yes. No, he could have just been, like, subscribe. to a lot of talent pair movies or she said she looked through the phone and he be with men that's why she should

she should be in jail she should be arrested she should be arrested this is my thing when you saw him with men hold up who should be in her excuse me not yes she should be arrested from fucking flipping on him when she when he woke up she's supposed to be on top of him like this motherfucker fuck oh that's why she should oh yes okay i'm with Mona let me this is the excuse me fellas sorry when you looked at the pictures. Was he at the bottom of the pictures? For the top, bitch. Because it matters.

Five years. Did he let somebody fuck him? Or did he fuck somebody? Because I might could deal with a motherfucking man that like a little penis on the side, but I ain't fucking with no bottom. That's why I draw the line. Keep it tight, crystal.

Check his asshole. Check and see if he's shaved his asshole. It might be a life sentence. No, it might not get it. He's shamed. My fuck, it might be inside out like a balloon bottom, girl. Oh, yeah. That boy, that's somebody all up in his hands.

Joey picked it. Joey picked it and we read it. Balloon bottom. It's disgusting. Whatever. It's sex, guys. That's true. Ro up.

No, it is. I don't think you should be able to go in a nigger phone and see who are only fans he's described to. See if he fucking dudes. If you didn't know he was fucking dudes, going in the phone and find that out is like, they're a dog, what are we doing here? Arrest this lady.

Arrest this lady. Are y'all going to have for the mortgage? There's a lot of things. There's a lot of moving parts. I am. Okay. It is a lot of moving parts. I see what you did there.

So first thing. That was funny. That was hilarious. That was so corny and that's something that you all would have said. I love that. That's what we like this. So first, I don't want to be in a relationship with somebody's going through my phone. You know what I mean?

I don't. I do. That's a dub for me. Yeah. I've been in those before. My wife has all my passwords on myself. She needs to go into my phone to get something to do something. access to it.

I'm good with that, but like just going through and like checking stuff and doing stuff. That's just not for me. So that's the first thing. Because I often wonder what, what makes you look? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I'm confused. Wait, don't time out. Explain to me the difference.

No, I'm saying, my wife can literally go on my phone. She might, for example, if I, if I, if my mom's in a hospital and she wants to check to see if the hospital's called, she'll just go on my phone and check miss call. All right, never mind. Let him answer. Let him answer. Never mind. Never mind.

He answered it. Yeah. My point may I have a level of transparency where you can go in my phone. It's not like... But you should not go prior. That's not a level of transparency, though. That's cap. That's not a level of transparency.

How so? If you say my partner has my cold and if my mom is sick and in the hospital dying and she needs to go in there for something. That was an extreme example. No, that was just extreme example. If there's a reason she needs to go in the phone and get some, she can get it. But I'm saying she just doesn't go through reading my messages. I'm asking how is that...

Okay. Slow down here. Slow down here. Let me talk. Someone can go in your room. If your partner, they can't go through your drawers. If your partner wants to see your messages.

Uh-huh. And they have your code and your password because that's how you're all rocking. My partner is mine. Uh-huh. And they go in there to see your messages. Then what is, how is that different than what you say?

So what I'm saying is for me in a relationship. One is searching for something and one is snooping. Again, yeah. Let me use the example again because it maybe got missed. You could come in my house. but if I come in my house and I see you going through all the drawers

and going through my sock drawers and shit, I'm going to have a fucking issue you got to go. But you can come into my, you can walk into my bedroom. I trust you. Then why does your partner

have the code to your phone? In case you literally need it. Oh, y'all are saying like in case of emergency because that's not that's not a full level transparency. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.

If your significant other has their own phone, you have your own phone. If her phone is not dead, or she needs to go through and look at the daycare shit or something like that with a specific purpose in going in your phone then what the fuck is she going in your phone for

other than to be negative and to be nosing. I understand what you're saying. I think y'all got girls fucked up but I understand what they're saying there's no separation. Joe's saying if she goes in the phone if she's going on the phone to text the groomer back that we get the dog she's also checking through your message.

That's what he's saying. There's no bitch that's not doing both. If you gave her to coach, to your phone and it ain't coming with the rule book when she feels like going in your phone she's going in your phone and that's not the same for men I don't think of what it does that but I got my girl's

password to a phone but because of how I'm built I'm just not doing it. There are women who are built like that too yeah I'm about saying I'm not judging it do whatever works for relationships do it I'm just saying I disagree with that you disagree with what? You disagree with what? You think women like that? I totally disagree with that I think that I think that is

clearly circumstantial. I think for women, a circumstance can come up that will make them go in your phone faster than you would do it to her. I believe that. I've seen it too many times. Not in my relationship.

I've seen the woman that says, I'm never going to his phone. I don't look at phones. I trust him. Recommunicate. I've seen her in a different scenario. Go to fucking that phone. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't want to go, but I've done it before. And there's some bitch-ass niggas out here that stand on all that tough guy shit, and they be in their girl phone looking around the same exact way. They just won't publicly say it. Girls would be like, yeah, bitch, I went in his phone, and I found what I found. A nigger not going to say, yo, I went in her phone because you're going to look like a bitch-ass nigger. These niggers is the same as the women.

I think it is a- That don't negate what I'm saying. No, you said women. No, we're not arguing. You're saying women are going there before a man. That's the way. I disagree. It's some niggas that go on these phones, Joe.

But I'm saying, I don't think. I don't think no. I think it's 50-50. Today? Y'all do not think it's 50-50. Today, yeah, I do. I don't think it's 50-50. I don't think it's 50-50.

I think you're a lot of dudes that do it. I respect you. I don't think it's a lot. I feel like we lost the plot here. Yeah. Bring it back. Bring it back, Mark. So that was point one was that wasn't even my main point.

The dude that you find out is bisexual. and y'all have had no conversation about it and you only find out through the phone to me that's a bigger. That's a more urgent issue than how your mama or whoever is dealing with your life. Y'all need to work that shit out. You know, he's playing your life at risk, girl.

It's a lot of other things going. It's not necessarily. That's not necessarily true. And that can play in the homophobia too. Yeah, yeah. Anybody who fucking anybody who's fucking anybody anybody who's cheating is putting in a bar. That's all I was saying.

I agree with that. But at the end of the day, if there's a whole other side of this person you knew nothing about other than bumping into it while looking. To me, that's the issue. that y'all need to work through and I would be worried more about that than what mama think about it.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I agree with that. But they did work. They may have. Or, I'm totally against. They did work through. They decided. Too much valuable information now.

Take the finding out that your partner's gay shit out of there because that come out of the waters. If you go on your partner phone, there's too many things you could learn that you don't know. And I think that that person should have that privacy. I know a lot of, I know a lot of people that say. How do you say that? I think they're both true. I'm not a phone looker.

I think that it's stupid to look through the phone because you're not going to go nowhere. I say nowhere, though. Like he said, even though I'm not a phone looker, I have looked through a phone before. When I did look through a nigger phone, the shit that was bothersome was this text with his mom, his brother. It wasn't bitches. It was how he talked to his family. It was the lies that he was telling people and little shit. I found out he was like this master manipulator.

I would have never knew that if I didn't open them sex. And then sidebar, a lot of my folks was like, bitch, what the fuck made you open the text there between me and sister? I don't know. Clearly, I must have been having some kind of feelings because... Women's intuition. Exactly, because I didn't go in there looking for no bitch. I didn't think I was cheating.

But that's actually what the transparency is. It's not... I mean, so if you're going to look through somebody's phone, usually if they're having an affair, they can cover that up. The thing they're less likely to cover up is how they talk about you to their friends. Or what they say they were... Or they was talking about Shorty. They might delete Shorty out the phone.

but the nigger be telling they man, yo, I was at the blah blah, blah. I was shorty last night. That shit was up. I was just saying it to piggyback of what he's saying and agree what he's saying. Now only do I think that girl, because I am one of them, I don't do that.

And I didn't do it because I knew it wouldn't have made me leave anyway. But when I did do it, the shit that I felt out, it wasn't as petty as he fucked somebody at the job. It was like, this thing is a fucking lot. Who is this snigger? I can't believe you. All my niggins is lying. All my nudes be lying, bro.

I think we attract this. There's a lot of solid women out there that don't be dead. It's a lot of solid chicks that's not going through your phone. And there's a lot of these niggas out here that be lying about what they're doing behind closed doors. I agree. I agree a thousand percent. Yo, you hear these niggas. Yo, if I find my bitch cheating, I'm leaving.

I'm out. No, bro. A lot of niggas have caught their girls cheating and then... Stay. And won't tell their boys. As long as nobody know. Because you look stupid. Yeah, and you don't think you look stupid.

The same way the women do. Same way the women do. But see, it's more. It's different. No, there's some women that won't tell their girlfriends or their families or their families. because of their family is because they're real ones what's what look we don't got quino in the game now needs this shit in four weeks he's like what you're supposed to do

eat if don't sat back that's right get out of there oh my god baby I love you and so homeboy so you niggas never look through nobody's phone ever I have I did one I've never I've never I did it twice yo I haven't done that shit in a decade I never in my life have I looked through nobody's I've done that shit in a decade, bro. Which is how I know that I can't do that. Exactly. I'm not built in a way that can go through your phone,

read everything, and it'll be cool. Y'all know I tell my business. Can I tell you what I found? This nigga had like a fake, almost like a fake baby registry for us. Like, he had them thinking we had a baby. Like he had his people thinking that we were saying. Are you staying with it? That's hard.

That's hard. You're a psycho. And I was like, man, we love with that boy. I had never, I thought I'd never been. love before and he was a whole other person yeah that would scare me it was scared that's what fucking somebody else you could probably get over that shit was terrible like with him it started that was like the start of the piece is like he was a total it was all fake everything was fake yeah one of my home girls told me that he got violent yeah one of my home girls told me that she found

out her dude was a scammer no I'm period how you better be saying you're fucking easily I know I don't fuck with gorg he might hate that you went through that but he's also a complete I ran the position. That's what. Wabish. No, no, one of my people's was going through her dude phone. She found out the nigga

be stealing and scamming and doing mad shit like stealing from people and she left the nigga alone. Like that's, some people look at different character shit as, you know what I mean? Like some chicks would have been like,

no, I'm out of here. And she said she left the nigga alone. I don't go through phones. He was scaring him. I'm Mario Juanis to the bullshit. I say all the time. I don't even want to know. He do?

I stand on that. He definitely does. I don't. When I was younger, I mean, I was, I can know. I ain't going to go. No, I don't get before.

I'm not looking. I was looking for excuse to leave. I was dating this girl like decades ago. It was literally decades. I think it was 06, something like that. 02. No, I wasn't 02. And I remember because she was, she was, she was,

I found she was messing with one of the Eagles. Duh. I didn't know. You five, six. Oh, shit. I got to be five six. Five eight. I'm five ten.

Five. She made him feel good. Listeners, he's five ten. He's five ten. Some big boots. And y'all are eagles. No, no, no. And I was just looking for an excuse to leave.

And it was like, I should have just left because I didn't want to be there no more. But instead, I had to, like, find this whole thing. The good guy in you. It's the good guy in you. Exactly. And I thought I would be a better guy if I could catch her, you know what I could just prove she was cheating.

So I went by the house and all of that. You know what I mean? To find her cheating. I never. He was there. I don't get that shit, bro. Yeah. But I, you're the same person that said,

yo, I'll start doing fuck shit. No, no, I'm talking. to make them leave me. And I was in the past. But I'm talking about the, I'm talking about the, like, I had this conversation with somebody that was going through my phone. What happened? And I said, oh, shut up. I said, yo, let's play it out.

Because what was pissing me off was I wasn't doing shit. And I could tell, you know, I'm techie. So I know what the fuck is. I can tell if somebody's been in my shit. Pause. So I know you're going through the phone. There's nothing there. But I know you're going through the phone again.

You're going through the phone again. And I'm like, all right let's play it out you find what you're looking for now what now what if you're leaving then that means you're just looking for a reason to leave we ain't got to go through all that if you want to go you can go yeah we don't have to do this song and dance if that's your purpose we don't have a courage go like i didn't have a courage to go until i went up to the crib and they was there then i was like okay now i'm done now i don't because now i can't stand because i don't seem too much my thing is if you went through it the first time or in your case the second time

and you ain't find nothing why would it just not be oh no that's a good dude he not doing nothing You just going keep going. You keep going. It's like, I'm like, yo, all right, what's something? Now I'm going to have to address this because I can tell what's going on. There's nothing there because I'm not doing shit.

All right. What's up? What are you looking for? Huh? No, I'm speaking to myself. I wasn't doing shit so I know there was nothing to be done. But still, you can leave a little something in there for them to find. That's your bag.

I don't do that. That's your bag. Messy Marvin. You love that. That's your shit. That's your shit. That's your right there. How are you going to know what she went in there?

I have ways I can tell somebody in my shit, bro. Same. This shit gonna work on Julia Roberts. I'm here. How good of action you is? I'm gonna know you. I'm gonna know you in there. Anyway, let's go on and writing a book to some nigger.

Yeah. Is that the Xfinity? That's the Xfinity dude. No, please. I thought about it some more. I thought about it. I'm gonna help you with your braids. I think you get to prove a point of shit.

Right. It was a good day today, man. It was. It was. It was. It was a real. Yeah, we had to fight through theitis, but we did it. Nah, we did it.

We did. We smoked it. Covered everything. What happened? What happened, my own? The pork said we had to fight through theitis. Yeah. Well, not you, because you ain't.

Not pork. We're going to get you a plate. What am I going to get you a plate? I'm going to get you right. This nigga just ate a plate for me. Like, we gotta get in face what they want. I hate my mama stuffing. Since nobody touched my mama's stuff and that was the reserve stuffing, I didn't put it out.

She made stuff in, so go ahead, baby. You ain't put your mother stuffing no way. No, that's for the God. That's good PR right. That's good. That's how you tell you. Yo, that's crazy. Your turkey wings is special.

He cleaned that up, did he? Oh, that's crazy, Ms. Fay. My mom came and got the to-go plate of turkey wings. And collard greens, just so she could judge, my baby. Just so she could judge. They got a game going on. Don't nobody know they got a game going on. It's all right.

It's all right. Turkey wins is good, though. And I'm with black people not eating turkey on Thanksgiving no more. I'm with that shit. I'm with that. Turkey wing it up. That's still turkey. You know what I'm saying.

A turkey. People hate that. A dry turkey. Whoa. If you eat dry turkey, you shouldn't need it. A lot of people don't know how to. Most turkeys be dry. Most turkeys beached by all people

In the wrong hands Yeah Most hands are wrong I agree I've seen deep fried turkeys Jerk turkeys That's all occasion turkey That's actually

That fried turkey It's too easy Different though That fried turkey My nigga I love to over turkey I see my man I seen my man Thanksgiving

The only things given I was waiting for A home boy South Carolina A home boy They'd be cooking All the ostrich and shit In the backyard Is she looked all right

Is she looked all right Is it? Is it more of them turkey wings left Yo, Ostrichite Rockin' Rocking Ossage is amazing.

You had it? Yeah. We only put about one or two trays. That's better than turkeys? Yeah, way better turkey. She made about five trays. I'm mad turkey. They fall off the bones.

That's what I'm not. Say that too. The motherfucking turkey wins was so good. She was so tired, feet was hurting, back was hurting. That food was so good. I ain't even need no pussy, man. Go ahead. Go let it down, girl.

You did. You did it. And I'll too full anyway. That's really. That's every word. That is 40-year-old sex. I'd be too full. I'm too full to get something done.

Pretty much. We farting in there. No, any time. Catch me in the morning. No need to waste a dick pill. Right? No need to waste a good one, right? Just wait.

Chill out. You know, real good part today, y'all. Real good part, real good energy. I was worried last night. Me and Corey was talking bad about each and every one of y'all. Nah, it's true. No. It's true.

Not y'all. It's true. We were. Yeah, two of the thump. It was really, Corey, but I agree. I did agree. Like, oh, you know, nobody's going to want to come in and work tomorrow. What time you think we'll get started tomorrow?

The niggas on time. We're the best in the world. Bar none. Bar none. Excluding nobody. Look what we embody. Stop playing with us. Hey, mic check, mic check.

Mike check. It goes. I think Chris Brown could be niggas in verses with just hooks. He just features. Yeah, feature hooks. That's what I mean. Listen, man,

hopefully you've enjoyed this podcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you. Happy holidays. Me and walk with a shoe game. Here go. Hey. Until next time, we bid you a dude.

Farewell, adio, Cerever, Dirtya, Oslo, Bista, Arvoa, or so long as if by our simple head. will suffice ego. See, already, niggas can make this beautiful song without dirty man.

I don't know why niggas refused to the ex-c couldn't beat it. She left him already. He's already ex. Why are we talking about this nigga? Oh, it's just I lost some weight you say I got a big ego. Hey, two. Hey, bad Joe got joints. I ain't gonna lie.

Oh, so sure. Loving how it lasts long, leave the sheets, good shit. Fuck you with the mask on. On Halloween, pussy. There's some of those lines. I know. Some of those lines, but fuck it. It's a joint.

Fuck it. The record's still. On a joint, you gotta get one of corny lines. Got let it go. Halloween pussy. All right, whatever. Until next time, man, y'all hold it down. We'll be back same time, same place.

Hey. What y'all doing this weekend? Anything fun? Anything fun? I don't know. I had a weekend this week. I'm chilly. I don't know.

It's over. I don't know. I'm at the Atlanta. comedy theater two shows 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. Get your fucking tickets because it's not sold out. Let's go. Make sure you grab a meet and greet so we can hug

and kiss and bring me a plate. Save the swine, you southern bastard. Big moan. A big moan. I like to hear that. Dark-skinned niggas with waves. She's waiting for you. Go get that meet and greet. That's my boy right here. I'm about to say that. Me and beat.

Shut up. Until next time, man. I'll be in the house. I think I told my little brothers I take him bowling over the weekend or something like that. Yeah, I'll probably just be home shaving. Yeah. A little stubby down there. Got the holiday pubs outside to get rid of them.

You're too tall to be bald, too. You niggins is fucking nuts, yo. God damn. Last but certainly not least. Actually, uh, played all the shit. Oh, I don't know. Fuck master flex life. Uh, last but certainly not.

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I'm still seeing pricks like he's still 86. Over 20 homes, but I need a chick. And she got the bomb. I'm talking tick. She got the bomb. Talking tick, tick. And if you feel them wrong, baby, you should tell me Don't you

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