The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 891 | "The Bane of My Existence"
Episode Date: January 3, 2026The first episode of 2026 from the JBP begins with a recap of New Years for each member (15:59) as well as their resolutions and predictions (29:52). Drake & Adin Ross have been hit with a RICO lawsui...t over alleged gambling scheme with Stake (40:15), Joe shares his thoughts about the recent stories involving NFL brothers Stefon Diggs & Trevon Diggs (1:01:00), and Doechii & SZA have a new single 'girl, get up.' (1:19:28). Uncle Murda and Skillz drop their 2025 Wrap Up songs (1:27:56), the room discusses lies you tell as a couple (1:48:23) which leads to a conversation about pet owners (1:58:45). Also, the JBP learns of Chevy Chase's history through a new documentary (2:17:42), Will Smith is being sued by a former employee (2:24:45), Part of the Show (2:57:45), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden
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I do.
He was about to say that.
We've been sitting here long enough.
I knew he was going to say, up, turn it on.
We've been sitting here long enough first part of the year.
Oh, shit, my bad, dog.
Yeah, why you did that, man?
I ain't even hear what it was, but why he did that?
There you go.
Come on, get in the game.
No, my bad.
I got sidetrack.
We got it, buddy.
Get focused.
Get focused, buddy.
Momana, what you were saying?
First of all, we're saying, happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We missed you, too.
Well, I missed you.
You know, I just saw you.
Yeah, we saw it.
But no, because I don't always tap in on the pie, but I did.
And my faves sat on camo.
So I asked, are y'all trolling, or do y'all really had the same mind?
Y'all in sync like that?
Because remember you were the print brothers the week before.
We were never the print brothers.
Y'all were.
His print can't fuck with my brother.
Your head on grace.
Whoa.
Whoa.
God, damn.
God.
I like how this year started.
They shooting.
Made you look.
They're just being honest.
I'm with that.
Oh, my God.
That was a lot.
That was a way to start the year, right?
I like it.
I like how you coming.
Whoa.
Appropriate.
No, that's appropriate.
Anyway, they say that happens by.
Yeah, it just.
You don't think it's crazy, though.
Come on.
No.
You don't see each other.
Oh, my God.
No.
I'm not looking at with another.
niggas wearing.
Oh, my God.
Let me think about that.
Stop.
Yo, you think at this big age, we're going to just be like,
yo, dog.
What you're wearing?
What you're wearing tomorrow?
Maybe?
Yo, oh, you're going to hit him with the black sweatsuit?
All right, all right, all right.
I got one of them.
I don't envision it like that.
I think...
All right, I'm going to let you go back.
I don't envision it like that.
You know how I'll envision it?
Y'all just on the elevator on the way out of here.
Oh, print bros, they think that shit, man.
They think that shit funny, man.
That shit ain't funny.
You know what?
We should go camo on him.
This joke
He put his hand up
Y'all dab it out
Cam, I want him
This story and narrative
Is the one I'd want people to believe
Versus I just keep coming out
The house looking like
A whole other nigger every day
What are the odds?
That's much worse
No, fam
How do you look like a whole other nigga
When you got a different face?
Oh, you're being stupid narrative
Now you're being starting
You're being dumb now
I'm talking about your fashion
I'm talking about
So if I got on Arguson
He got on Army pants.
We got different color tops.
We got all that.
Why we ain't just go all the way through?
Yo, what color is a hoodie you wearing?
Because you're not in Wu-Tang.
I'm not starting my new year with Vanilla Ice is bullshit.
I'm not doing it.
It's 2026.
You know what I mean?
We're here.
We made it.
We did.
It feels great.
And if you're watching, that means you made it too.
Salute.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year to everybody out there.
I'm wanting some shit this year.
I ain't going to hold you.
I ain't going to hold you.
I'm doing.
This year year?
Huh?
This year year?
I mean, if the cards play out correctly.
Sure.
If the stars and the planets align.
That's important.
Last year, one of the best years of my life.
I don't know if you're over there joking around tonight, but yeah.
I'm joking other people that say this is my year.
That's all you're talking about.
Oh, no.
Well, I'm the 1%, nigg.
I don't just throw shit at the wall at all.
Going to work out now.
Hey, I've been working out for more than a year.
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
And, and, and...
I did it.
What you did?
No, you did.
I did it.
You did not.
I did it.
I did it.
You wouldn't want me to tell you the truth?
Yes, I want to know why.
Well, you popped to Zempbe.
Yeah, you did it.
I took a little zap.
Take a little Zapp.
What?
What milligram?
What?
What milligram?
What?
I don't know none of that.
We need to know.
I don't know nothing about what I did.
It depends on how much that wait.
You come in here next month.
Like a lollipop.
Look, we're going to feel your ass.
I'm sorry if you were 30, 32, some shit.
Yeah.
No, so my mom called me because she heard the pod and she's the only one that listens to the pod and truly loves me.
And she said, yeah, I heard you talking about that you had that shit sitting on the dresser.
It was supposed to be in the fridge.
It might be bad.
They're supposed to be in the front.
I call Michael Paul up.
I say, hey, my mom said this shit's supposed to be in the fridge
or it go bad.
He says, has it ever been in the fridge?
I say, nah, this shit been up here for a while.
He says, hasn't been a month?
I said, nah, it ain't been a month.
He says, and you should still be good, but you should use it.
If you're going to use it, use it.
Because it's going bad.
Now I'm staring at the shit.
I'm like, I don't know.
Could have just threw it in the garbage, man.
I said, I don't know, man.
I'm scared.
He said, dog, you have some of the roughest, toughest skin that I know.
This little bit of needle ain't about to bother you.
None, trust me.
Oh, you're scared over the needle?
No, it just looked like a contraption in the box.
That shit looked like something that's supposed to be at Iron Man house or something for when niggas act up.
I got, bah!
Take that!
Man, took me a little fat, did that shit?
Iron 8 cents.
Hey, that shit different, bro.
No, I am not going to hold you.
That little bullshit.
I'm telling you.
It's potent and it works.
I tried to eat last night.
My baby, black eyed peas, collard greens, you know, all that souching rice, you know, the day, first day.
I took a bite.
Well, that was good.
She was in that kitchen slaving for about eight hours I'm in the bed.
First of all, I spent the whole first day of year in bed.
Me too.
For the most far.
I had to go to a party later on, and that was rough.
Any way I was supposed to be, I didn't go.
I didn't text and say I ain't coming.
I laid in the bed.
I took one bite of blackout peas,
rolled my ass over.
That's hilarious.
I ain't have no dick for you, no nothing.
That bullshit works.
So what you're going to do now?
You're going to keep with it?
Do you have to keep taking it?
Well, you can stop it whenever you want.
You can.
You got to take it once a week,
and if you don't want to take it, I see.
I try.
So I took it just on some,
let's see what this is about.
I ain't know that shit was going to be
I mean, this ain't an ad, so I'm going to shut up about it.
But I see, I totally get it.
I totally understand.
I try to.
That should help with some other things, too.
We'll talk about it.
What hell with it?
Urges.
Urges.
Urges.
So whatever urge you have, urge to smoke, urge to drink,
urge to go walk to the fridge late at night and get a grape.
Yeah.
It's all over.
tried.
It's strong.
How'd you like it?
It's too strong.
Like, I was, like, having to spit gum out.
Like, I couldn't even take the flavor of gum.
I had to have nothing, like, nothing.
I only tried to like one.
You don't know I'm going to spit shit out, really.
Can you have?
I can't even get back to where I was at.
Oh, but no, I couldn't.
I couldn't eat, so then I was, like, trying to, like, just eat candy or have
something, some type of taste, and I couldn't.
I just, I couldn't fuck with it.
Because then it's like, you have no energy.
You know what I mean?
You're not eating.
You had no energy.
But how that shit work?
If you're not eating, like, and you're still in the gym,
my nigga shit is not healthy, bro.
Yeah, he's going to have to eat proteins in the gym.
No, listen, I'm being facetious.
Of course I've eaten something.
You're not, though.
Some people would take, they total everything away from the days.
But that whole breakfast shit, that little 1-2 p.m.
pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, it's out of.
It's out of here, man.
It's done.
It's done.
How long is that supposed to, does it last a week and then you get your appetite back?
It's once a week you're supposed to take you.
Yeah, it's once a week.
So who knows when you get your appetite back for all.
because I felt like I tried it and I still felt like...
How long did you do it for?
I only tried it once.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it was too much.
And that shit got to leave out your system.
So my Peebles was on it and they stopped it,
but the doctors told them that it would take three or four months to get out their system.
Yeah.
God, damn.
How long they did it?
Like six, seven months.
Oh, okay.
All right.
And they told them that for this shit to wean out their system,
it would take months to get out their system.
Oh, he was fat as hell.
He wasn't fat at all.
I think it's still a cool, too.
He wasn't fat at all.
I think it's great if you, like,
If you're legitimately overweight and having trouble dealing with it.
Yeah.
But it was,
but it was,
it was never originally for overweight people.
And that's really,
they're selling this shit as a weight loss tool.
It's not a weight loss tool.
It's a diabetes, right?
Yeah.
So niggas is using it as a fat pill.
And it's not,
that's not the designated use for it.
Them niggas is ching.
Yeah, what's doing?
Yo, you go to doctor for stub toe.
Yo, you want some stuff?
They got posters of me.
Nigger.
If you're going to doctor for anything, bro.
I need stitches.
You want to do it.
You want some zip.
Yeah.
That's funny.
Like, yo, this shit is crazy.
I ain't even feel that needle dog.
I didn't, my skin bent through hell in high water.
That shit was like, are you done?
Like, what are you doing?
I did that.
You had lube on my hands tonight, you think?
Oh, my God damn, well.
Why are you-
Good?
No, no, no.
I don't even want to know.
I don't want to freak.
I mean, I mean.
My stomach's living out of my shit.
It's just gross and loo-be.
That's just gross and loo.
I live a wild life.
Yeah.
I live a wild life, man.
I'm with you.
It's good to see y'all.
It's good to see y'all.
You too.
I want to hear about your new year.
Should I start?
Yeah, we can start.
You imagine this thing is slip in the fact.
Yo, what's wrong with you?
And you know he clumsy?
Drop the dab on your foot.
Come on, man.
Shit, fall on your foot.
No, she did it.
No, she did it for me.
She was doing it.
I was trying to hold my stomach.
But I ain't got, but, I mean, it wasn't the worst.
This ain't an ad.
Oh, shit.
All my songs.
Oh, here we go.
All right.
I'm here, I'm here.
Let's go, that wasn't here.
How we started here, man?
No, I'm starting, God damn.
Okay.
Starting with peace, love, tranquility.
Sitting in the morning, sun.
Serenity and shit.
I mean, get your house together.
Watching the ships roll in.
First month or two of the year, I always say I'm gonna sit my ass down for a little second.
I don't like to be out there when the year changed.
I don't like y'all to really see me too much.
Watching the tire roll away.
Ooh, it's sitting on the dock of the bay.
Shout to wherever you may be listening from.
So glad you can be with us right now.
Happy New Year to ya.
Hey!
Out at my home in Georgia
and all the Frisco Bay.
New Javan.
I have nothing to be here.
Shout to all the parents out there.
All the kids live.
out there almost time for y'all to get back in school
it go oh yeah everybody out there driving enjoying that no traffic out there
enjoy the streets that are not congested out there
sitting on a shocker or bay
wasting time
fishing board and all that
hey all the patronies all the suckroops out
You know, I see fish.
Mm-hmm.
And Mona.
Mona.
891.
Welcome to episode 891 of the Joe Button podcast.
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How's everybody doing what's popping?
What's popping?
Feels great, man.
Almost not hungover from the other night, but I'm doing well.
I'm doing well.
Had one of those?
It was one of those.
I see it a little bit in your face.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a long night.
What time y'all party ended?
Judging by the cameras, about 5.30.
It's bad when you got to refer to the cameras.
Yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
It was a great time, though.
It was low-key, but, you know, we turned up.
That's far.
Yeah.
What time did you check out?
According to the cameras.
Roughly 538.
Oh, you don't remember.
According to the camera.
Ambrisish.
I'm trying to tell you something.
I don't like that feeling, but it happened.
Crazy.
It happens.
It was a good time, though.
That's what's up.
It was a good time.
What I do?
What you all do?
I stay in the house.
Yeah?
And it was great.
No, I didn't pray.
I threw a little...
You're going to set him off again.
I don't care.
I'm not thinking about him.
I threw a little in-house New Year's party for just us.
Oh, that was it.
We stayed in the house.
I didn't go nowhere.
It was perfect.
I was able to get the bed, woke up, no hangover, all that shit.
Oh.
Look at you.
Yeah, sober.
Shit, man.
No, no, that in the house shit is all right, though.
I'm with it.
I was in the house, too.
It just went different for me.
I mean, just the quiet, we did so much all these years for New Year.
It felt good to just be chill with it for once.
Yeah, I like doing the house party thing, whether I'm hosting or going to them.
I'm not doing the outside, go to the bar, go to the club.
See, last year is I've been doing that.
I'm going to the party.
I'm getting home at five, six in the morning.
it felt real good to already be home.
Most of the people left my party about
by two-ish.
We're adults at this point, you know,
but the ones that hung on,
we hung on a little too long.
Did you do it?
Oh, nah, I ain't do shit.
I was in a bed, sleep.
This is the first time I think
I've ever gone to sleep
before, like, the ball drop.
You didn't even see the ball drop?
Bro, I was gone.
I was tired as hell.
I went to bed like 9.30, 10 o'clock.
That's crazy.
And some motherfucker around my way,
I thought I live in, like, the burbs.
That nigger woke me up.
He had to have like an elephant gun, yo.
It wasn't O'Reilly.
It wasn't that, yo.
Nah, it was some other shit, yo.
That shit was like, go, boom.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Then I heard it again.
Boom, like, yo, this nigger got a.
You had to go outside and let him know he wasn't the only one with a gun, though, right?
No.
How far away did it sound?
Yo, surprisingly, the first one sound like that shit was mad far.
Yeah.
The second one sounded like that shit was like a couple blocks over.
That shit was like, he was working his way towards you.
So you went underneath the bed?
I was knocked out for real for me
Yeah
Some big shit
It wasn't no little
You know everybody let off the little
38s pop pop
No it wasn't that
That nigga had a moose gun
I was loud as hell
No I ain't do shit
Did you call the moving company after that
Why would I do that?
Oh yeah you gotta get up out of that
Yeah
I didn't know
I know you would
Yeah I know it's cool
You live too close to that
Yeah that shit was loud as hell
I'm not gonna lie to you
I never heard no shit
like that.
You got flashback?
A little nervous?
Nah.
He jumped in the bed like a bitch.
He told this girl, go check and see what that is.
Go look out the window.
He went to the window.
Peaked in.
Crazy as a.
All right.
So, yeah, it was peaceful, peaceful, peaceful.
Okay, peaceful, peaceful, peace all around the board.
Hell you.
Demona, you, you.
I cook and had people over.
I'm a New Year's person.
I like to cook and have my house parties.
I would never go outside doing.
He didn't bring no nothing.
No leftovers even?
Nothing, right?
I was almost not going to share this because I didn't want to be bombarded.
What you cooked?
You don't want to know.
No, I do.
I do.
I do.
I definitely want to know.
I made fried cabbage with beef bacon.
I made string beans with turkey neck.
I made baked macaroni cheese, yams, fried chicken, and a roast.
And it was all gone before you came in here.
And my cousin made a buffalo chicken dip.
Yeah, I had a night like parks.
Like, I woke up there.
Like, you know what I mean?
Oh, it was okay.
I don't know when nobody left
I don't know none of that
I don't know the cameras
I still I enjoyed myself
for what you know
I was available for
everybody
loved the food
so that was good
the only thing that was shitty
was like the music
I need to do playlists
you know what I mean
that's like a big part
it was me
everybody was complaining
you were cooking
and on the ox
exactly
that's too much
that shows who's the type of niggas
I'm around
so we're supposed to take that over
or just like you said
like you said a playlist
well let me
Let me hear what your speaker set up was like.
This nigga.
I went to Walmart because I recently moved.
I went to Walmart and got the first little speaker I saw for this little small shin dig.
It was what, 10 people to hear?
It wasn't like crazy.
How much was the speaker?
15 people.
It was 200.
Oh, no.
Okay.
I thought you was about to say 39.
It was okay.
No, I ain't that crazy.
But it was okay, but I don't know.
I need music.
So I want to get like, you know, like a cell system down here.
Yeah.
Because I'm a music person, girl.
Okay.
I like cooking for my people, so I had fun.
Did you invite some?
some dick over to stay to stay till after everybody left?
I didn't because dick don't be around everybody,
so it wasn't going, you know?
You keep them separate.
Yeah.
Or you all, once they leave, then you, you know what I mean?
I don't even speak outside.
Is that crazy?
I thought you wasn't supposed to speak to each other.
People act like I'm wrong for that.
You're not wrong.
I don't speak to a nigga act like I don't know you.
Because.
Look at what?
Men don't like that.
That's crazy.
Oh, what?
It goes different when you're like building towards something, I guess.
I'm not building.
She didn't.
I'm not here.
I ain't even going to.
It goes different when she got a name.
She tipped down.
That's what the fuck it is.
That's why that's my nigga.
That's what it is.
If I was a regular bitch, he wouldn't want me to speak.
But being that I'm, I'm who I am,
nigger, you want me to fuck you.
He's trying to come up off you.
I don't care what you did yesterday last night.
I ain't speaking.
All right.
I like what I said.
He's right.
I got, no, I'm with you.
No, I said right.
He's right.
That's the only reason why they care.
So you're having a lot.
You good?
You good?
I'm having a what?
So you're having a hard time.
I'm getting tricked with, yeah, me neither.
I'm out of there.
I'm out of there.
You got it.
What?
I heard you.
I heard you in the streets.
New Year's.
New Year's Eve was what day?
Wednesday?
That's right.
Wednesday.
Because Amani was over the crib and then he said he was going to see wherever you.
Amani will not go home.
What the fuck?
Yomani ran with me to the clip show.
Geez.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything at all.
I was in the house the entire day.
And because my lady has been sick since she got here,
we kind of have just been in the house
for days and days and days and days and days.
So right around 8 o'clock, I put on,
it's a rockin jockin'clock in here.
Rocking the years.
Decloth.
Anderson Cooper and then Don Lemon,
and I'm flicking and watching.
Got performances.
It wasn't a bad show.
That wasn't a bad show.
the bad little shit.
Yeah, I watched a little
little shindigig.
It was.
And I always planned on just,
I always planned on keeping the local.
I planned on just like running across the street real quick
and hearing some music and shit.
Right.
So in the morning,
oh, that's what happened.
In the morning I called the owner of establishment
to talk shit like,
hey, tonight.
Ah, ah, ah.
And I get the funny international ring like,
uh.
Oh.
Hmm.
Do do.
And it ends and I said, Nick.
Are you in New Jersey?
He said, no, me and my wife took a trip.
We closed.
We're not opening.
Sorry.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, buddy.
I was like, all right, that's fine.
So now it's just figured out.
I'm in the crib with it.
But when I'm watching the Don Lemon in them, they end time square live.
And it didn't look like a lot of people to me.
It didn't look crazy.
Yeah.
It didn't look.
And then I'm looking.
I can see the West Side Highway.
And I'm like, you know, it don't look like.
It don't look like.
It's much going on over there.
Right.
So we got dressed.
We threw something on.
Maddie said she was doing something on 57th Street.
Okay.
We ran over there, took a couple pictures, heard some music,
and by the time the touristy people got in there, I was gone.
I left 15 minutes I was home.
It was amazing.
It was beautiful.
That's dope.
You know, I know this about New Year's Eve, and, you know, you watch the ball drop,
the countdown and all that shit.
Because we all using these streaming boxes now.
Oh, he was all behind.
Shit is all over the point.
I had to ask the party.
I was like, are we going to do phone time or TV time?
I'm looking.
I'm like, this shit say 12 o'clock.
They had 30 seconds left.
Like, it's New Year's already.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm just so old that the New Year's Eve that I remember in Times Square and New York and New Jersey was a thing was pandemonia.
Yeah, it was.
It didn't look like that.
You couldn't go nowhere.
The city was shut down.
You couldn't breathe.
Shit is shut down.
is fireworks.
I didn't see none of that this year.
And it hit me like, holy shit.
A lot of travel was fucked up.
No, the world is different.
The world is different.
The world is different.
People are afraid to come outside.
And not just that?
Oh, go ahead.
You can finish.
I'm just saying people left New York in mass.
Yeah.
The people that are in New York,
that maybe they ain't really trying to come.
This was the first year that I was really aligned
with staying in the house culture for New Year's Eve.
Like, we've been out the country for the last couple years.
No, but I'm fair.
Not just that, though.
The rest of the world is whooping our ass in New Year's Eve celebrations.
That's my point.
Like, niggas is like, we don't need to go see this
when they're doing what the fuck they're doing in Abu Dhabi in Dubai and Dubai.
And you watch these shits on TV.
Times Square looked like some bullshit.
The people that got money used to come here.
They got drone shows out here going crazy now.
They're not even doing fireworks.
Niggas used to come here for New Year's.
Like, it's a thing for out of towners or people out of the country to come here.
Travel is kind of fucking.
up and then to what I said,
nigger, you could go to Sydney and when you see that shit
in Australia, they New Year's Eve looks
insane. This is like the projects. Yeah, Singapore
and all that shit, this shit over here look like
some bullshit. On top of the
fact that it's 2025, 2025,
being in a group of people, being in a large group of people
in this country, it's like
being a sitting duck. Like, you don't know what's
going to happen. Any of those things where you
go on where everybody at, the movies, the mall,
it's been an incident that you
can think about, think back to,
That scares you for wanting to go and be with a bunch of people.
Like, fuck that.
On top of the fact that the COVID thing,
like you don't really want to be around a bunch of strangers.
Call finish it.
Like those days is over.
We live in a different way, like an opposite.
It's like totally different from when we was coming up and what was cool.
That's fair.
Yeah.
I think New York has lost some of it's cachet.
A lot of it.
Vegas.
Miami.
Like you just look.
Fuck, fuck international.
Just the New Year celebrations around the country.
We won at the top.
that shit they had in Miami was fired
the shit in Vegas was fired
like New York looked bland as hell
everybody out there wearing sponsored gear by
a certain company
it just looked like a commercial
it looked goofy as shit
it was like you don't nobody want to do that
yeah
I think y'all took this
somewhere else
I'm just talking as a New Yorker
I wasn't trying to go to Sydney
and Singapore
and like that's cool
but I'm just talking about as a New Yorker
that's in New York
having the realization that
things are different.
Not so much to what they're doing in Times Square.
I don't give a fuck about Times Square.
I was never going to Times Square.
But just as a whole...
New Yorkers weren't going to Times Square.
That's a tourist spot.
But that's the thing.
It was a tourist destination.
But it's not even no tourists up there.
Because they went everywhere else.
Well, no, because they won't let them niggas leave
their spine line and go to the bathroom.
So now they've got to stand there with a diaper
or a maxi pad on in case they piss.
And that don't sound like no fun.
That's been the thing for years, though.
They put the Korean.
nigga right on the news.
He pulled a maxi pad right out.
You got piss on this.
Oh, you're the white dude.
It was the white dude.
That's crazy.
They got a diaper on.
Now you want to train going back home with a diaper.
The Koreans had the diapers on.
They beat the white dude again.
He could only get the maxi pad.
But that shit ain't worth it, bro.
Oh, man.
So that was that.
But I ain't mad it in the house culture.
Yeah, I love it either.
Have a little kickback.
That's it.
Once my house is built?
I don't think I'm ever going anywhere else for New Year's Eve.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was my house's built.
I might just be on some,
on tomorrow oh it's it here i got it all here i ain't got to go nowhere yeah yeah
ain't wrong with that shit the outside should
glossed over there well then you gotta trust the dancers that you're hiring
i knew it got to bet him a little bit
i know it i know it someone has to bet the dance someone's got to bet the dancers i'm joking
i'll be of grown out of that by the time oh sure how long before your house built
uh uh isn't that some time you ain't growing out of that man
It's us, man.
It's us.
It should be about a two-year process.
Is that something you're supposed to grow out?
I'm over it already. Is that something you're supposed to grow out of it?
Is it something called too old to be in a strip club?
No.
Are you up?
It's not about that.
It's more just about like a, like, just where's your mind?
Like, where's your mind?
Like, I start every year on some, I'm sitting down.
I don't want to be seen type shit.
Then I did take some money and go buy some gold and silver.
Did you?
Okay.
All right.
And it just made me look at my stripper money differently.
That gold and silver.
How to get on that like Bitcoin.
It's not bad.
Not a bad investment.
That just is active.
Crazy.
For the last 10 years.
Well, I'm talking about the last week.
Hey, the last week.
Woo.
Anyway, come on, New Year's resolutions.
2026 predictions.
Give me some.
new goals.
Give me all of the corny shit
that people do at this top of the year.
All the bullshit.
Yeah.
The resolution that last four week?
Not even.
You ain't eat no sugar.
Nigger come back,
see some cookies and feel like,
what fuck is you talk about,
nigga?
Come on, let's hear it.
I mean, my main one started already.
I can't call it a new year's resolution
because it was the gym.
But I've been in the gym since November.
So that's been, like,
but more so just health.
Like, getting up on top of my health.
Like, staying, you know,
I want to eat better.
That's a, that's a result.
Because I'm still, even in the gym, that's the only part of it.
You have to eat better.
I'm eating like shit still.
That's really the main one.
What you got, girl?
What's happening?
I hate to be the one, but money.
I want me some money.
Oh, my God.
Most of us.
I've been thinking about, like, a tour.
I want to do, like, a tour through Cali or whatever.
And I just want to, like, make a couple of investments,
do something besides what I'm doing.
You know what I mean?
I want to start, like, because I lost a lot of weight last year,
but I want to start, like, I want to be like the strong,
but you know, you lift the weights and shit.
Like, I want to build an ass.
You know what I mean?
I got you.
So, definitely getting used to being in the gym with somebody,
like showing me how to do it so I can learn it myself and then keep it up or whatever.
But earlier you said something about using the gym all last year.
I think that people don't pay attention to that.
Like, if that was your goal and you actually kept it up through the year,
you're supposed to patch yourself.
That's fine.
That's a very hard to do.
That's a big deal.
So I don't know.
I want all my resolutions to become like lifestyle changes.
Almost everything I want to do, I really want to continue to do.
Right, it ain't just a year thing.
But I never throw resolutions recording.
I like the energy of it's a brand new year.
It's not like when it's a brand new month.
So a brand new year is always like what.
So I don't know.
I'm excited.
And I'm writing all my shit down.
That's another thing I don't always do.
Writing it down, I think it helps you.
Even checking it all for being able to look at what you wrote months ago
and where you at now or whatever.
That's a good one.
That's good.
That's real good.
I need some money.
Money, yeah.
Yeah, like, my shit is really financially driven.
On another level, like, my shit ain't weird.
It should be.
You're trying to stick some shit up.
It's the way you came.
So, like, man, it's some pink.
You're trying to get some.
You're with it?
Got this, got a lick over there.
You could drive?
Takes, man.
On a burner phone.
My shit is really just financially driven for the most part.
I've been trying to be a little more healthy.
I still got to put the sugar down, but outside of that,
Everything for me is financial.
What are the aspects?
Unfortunately.
I've been saying for months that I'm trying to be debt-free.
So I'm working toward that.
Shit is hard, though.
Like, I just don't want to owe nobody no money
because I think the economy is about to plummet.
So I just don't want to be in this position
where I still got all these bills out here.
Credit card, this credit card, that credit card.
I'm trying to just be zero.
And that shit is hard as hell to do.
But that's my goal.
like I want to be by like prayer.
Why is it so hard to do?
Because you got to have money coming in
to start paying off all that shit
and my money just be seeming like that shit
flying out of my hands.
You know what I'm saying?
So I need more income and I need to lower
my expenses.
So, you know, working in combination
that shit is hard to do.
You got it.
And then, you know, the health shit
is definitely something.
God willing, I'll be 50 in a couple weeks
so that shit is a thing.
So, you know, trying to be healthy
for my daughters is different.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
I want to work more.
And in order to work more, I have to take better care of my brain and body.
Yeah.
So anything that I want to do at this age is all related to health.
I was laughing the other day.
I got so many just pills in my house.
Like at 45 going on 46, I never took this many pills in my life.
You got a cholesterol, a blood pressure.
I don't want to take my own.
Are you at the point where you got the little weekly organizing shit?
No, no, I'm not, I'm still a little spry.
I'm still a little spry.
Because there is no, I mean, I got a couple bills I got to take every day.
I got some other pills in case some other shit pop up like a headache.
Fucking, what one else?
What did you say?
No.
You got three some.
I said, yo, you got some other pills just in case some other shit pop up.
Oh, I got those pills too.
I got those pills too, man.
I mean, solid.
Solid as of rock
You never know when you need to
Take it or something
Yo which one is Ashford?
The man?
Huh?
Which one was Ashford?
Oh my God.
You limson.
That's funny.
But yeah, so, yeah, I'm with y'all
on the hell shit.
I want to work out more.
I want to do more.
I want to go on a cruise this year.
I want to go on a cruise.
I never been on a cruise.
Me neither.
You know, I'll be screaming.
That Rich Carlton joined that shit
Don't look bad
No, the Rich Carlton
Cruise
And how long would you go
I mean y'all is coming out
With a cruise in 2020
8
Nick you said this year
Yeah but they're gonna test it
You want to be a tester boat
You'll be a beta tester with a boat
You'll be a guinea pig and a little
Oh I would definitely go on
Oh fuck that
Because they don't mean tester
They don't mean that ain't what they're saying
But anyway
Yeah I want to go to cruise
I know that's not a New Year's resolution
But it's something that is on my
A bucket list of there
I do want to take like
How many days would you do a cruise?
And I'm so curious about why haven't you been on one?
Why have my fuckers even?
My brother tried to drown me when I was young.
I never been on one.
I hate the idea of them.
That's why I've never been on one.
I love a cruise, bro.
I hate the idea that we have to spend days of travel.
So if it's an eight-day trip, you might be having three or four of them days at sea
just trying to get where you at.
I know it's fun on the boat, but I just don't like the idea of being on that boat.
I'm not a boat guy.
Me neither.
I like boats, but that boat's too big.
It's too long.
I feel like a boat because it's so big.
That's really what it is.
I've never did one.
See, I'm down with that.
If I'm going to do a boat, put some luxury on the boat.
But anytime I went to, I forgot where we went,
it was the group trip.
And they was like, oh, let's go take the boat over here.
And then it travels over here.
No, that's not that.
That's not that.
The cruise is, excuse me, a cruise ship, again, I've been on multiple cruises.
Cruise ship is like an entire city.
All right, stunt.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm just, y'all say, y'all never been on the cruise.
So I'm giving you some insight from someone.
who has. A cruise ship is literally like
an entire city on the boat. You're
talking about 11, 12, 13, 14 floors
of, and everything you can imagine
whether it be a movie theater is 20 restaurants.
All you cruise niggas soaked. All you cruise noughts.
All you cruise nudge. That's not the cruise I want to go on.
I'm not talking about you.
I'm not talking about the same.
Even in the description.
Yo, tell Mona.
That shit he just
tell. Hey, hey, that shit he described
get the fuck out of me.
He's going to say tell mona. Don't tell mona.
I want to get on the low-seller.
What if I want to profile someone?
He said, tell me.
You can profile, my nigga.
Now, now we're on the same boat.
That be the set.
That be the nigga I just happen to bump into
at the bar, the bathroom everywhere.
No, nigga, move.
I'm selling you something, bro.
It must be some type of time shared thing
because no, no shade, bro.
All of you, cruise niggas talk the same.
It's like y'all selling this shit
after you get off.
I'm telling you.
It's four different dinners
and three breakfast and they got Jamaican food
on the second floor and there's bitches in there.
Everybody fucking in there.
Y'all all sound.
I don't know.
I bet it's a lot of fucking going on
boat, though. It's definitely a lot of fucking boat.
Yeah, that's even that. But no, no, no.
The reason why people say that is because
people always say, I don't want to be
out stranded in the middle of the ocean like that.
Yeah. I was the same way on my very
first cruise. But until
that night, when I walked, went all the way up to the top
and went to the edge, you forget that you,
like, you don't see that you on the water. It's
so much shit going on. It's no different
to being on the resort. Like, you do not see that
all this shit is going on out here.
The rich Carlton joints, ain't that.
No. I just, no. Of course not. I was trying to be funny.
I just Google it, but the maximum on these shits is $450.
The other crew...
What's the other ones?
I stopped listening to ICE as soon as he said 14.
When he said the number 14, I tapped right out of that one.
I wish I would.
14 floors of you niggas, you timeshare niggas on a boat, suck my dick.
But now on the Rich Carlton crews, I got the other fear.
And we can move on.
But the other fear of now that.
there's somebody important on here
that they'll make this whole boat get missing
just to get rid of that one guy.
Oh, God.
I've seen too many of those movies too.
Oh, yeah.
This whole boat will disappear.
You sound crazy.
No, no.
Crazy nothing.
I believe that happens.
So look, you'd rather be with the 5,300 niggers
or you want to be with the 280 niggers,
but one of them niggas is...
A couple of them niggas.
We want to get them.
It's all scary.
Leaving your house is scary.
I'll take the cruise in the heartbeat, right?
Leaving your house is scary.
Shout to everybody out there that's on the cruises
salute. True.
Yeah, shout to y'all.
There's some people on vacation right now, still.
And I was about to say that too
with the New Year's Eve shit.
When I opened up my timeline,
mad niggas was away.
I'm not going to lie,
our party was probably 15, 20 people there,
but there was mad people that couldn't come
because they was not here.
Yeah, motherfuckers wasn't in the States.
And I see mad people proposing.
I saw a lot of that.
A little G.
Come on.
Yeah.
Make some noise for G.
G.
Proposing.
I see y'all.
You next.
My girl see you too.
They're putting that pressure on you.
She said a lot of people propose.
That's a word for real.
Good for y'all.
Love wins again.
That's fire.
That's fine.
The news starts showing me all these babies
that was born in the first day of the year.
I'm like, oh, look at you,
you little cool motherfucker.
That's a nice birthday to have.
That is no birthday to half.
That's crazy.
I start thinking to Judge Zah O'Lyman.
We can move on.
We can find something to talk about Drick
and whatever they do doing that steak.
I do know what that.
I like that scam.
It's a good scam, yo.
At some point, you're going to get caught,
but for the money that they made
and what they did and what they did,
man, that shit is...
Am I even allowed to talk about this shit?
Maybe.
Anyway, what was I saying?
What was I saying before I start talking about my steak?
You're talking about the New Year's babies
and all that type of shit.
Oh, fuck them babies.
All right, anyway, come on.
Drake and Aidan Ross.
And Ack.
Oh, Ack to this too?
Yep.
Oh, shit.
And little fucky.
That's what I call, Aiden.
Little fucky fuck.
He just always somewhere being a fuck.
I ain't know the homie Ack was in that, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see.
All right, Drake and Steak, the online gambling platform along with others,
including streamer little fuckety fuck are being sued in federal class action
Rico the Rico alleges Drake and others named have been using the tipping feature on stake
to transfer money amongst each other that is then used to artificially inflate Drake's music
streams across major distribution platforms.
The docs continue by alleging that Drake knew what was going on, but that the other
parties listed were his co-conspirators who would mask the money the money transfer
or tipping transfer as various giveaways, etc.
These transfers were encrypted and not widely available to be seen by the public eye.
One alleged example of the tipping scheme in the lawsuit is a very large tip of 100 grand.
The lawsuit says this was listed as a tipping transfer between defendants Drake and Lil' fuckety fuck in 2023.
The doc continues to allege in December of 2024, Drake gave away large sums of money in partnership with fuckety-fi-fuck.
fuck and stake as part of his
Driz-Miss Giveaway.
Allegations continue
these tips and many others like them
cycled among defendants,
Drake, Ross, and George
Nagayan, sorry if I'm...
Gwen.
Gwen.
Oh, Gwen.
No, Gwen.
It's just win. It's pronounced win.
Oh, win. Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Who plaintiffs alleged would then underwrite
bodding and paid engagement campaigns.
It's more to it, too.
It's not, that's just one part of it.
shipping shit. The main thing is they're saying that steak is listed as a social casino.
Okay. So they're telling people like it's not real money. Okay. But what you have to do is you have to
purchase steak coins gamble with that. And then your winnings, you can transfer it to real money.
Okay. So it's kind of like they're circumventing some shit. Got it. You know, there's all kind
of regulations in the United States to be gambling. So that's, that's the main focus is that. Yeah, is that they're
telling themselves a sweepstakes and operating under sweepstakes rules when you're not.
So Drake and Aden are just being pulled into this as kind of figureheads.
Like people pay attention to it because their names are involved.
Otherwise, I wouldn't give a fuck.
So that's what the second part comes in.
The second part is because Drake and Duel are posting like their slips, their betting slips.
Yeah.
But they're playing with house money.
so they're saying they're misleading people into one it's not a real you're not using real money
and we're playing and winning but in actuality you're not putting your money up but then other
people will see your winning and go play and with their real money right so it's it's you're
you're leading people to gambling by hiding it under something else interesting and then the tipping thing
that joe broke up is the is the third point in the uh rico it's a civil rico it's not
criminal yeah it's civil I want to make sure
that that's, you know, cleared up.
So someone's just going to end up paying...
Yeah, I'm going to be it.
Not even a fine.
If it's a civil RICO, then it's not even criminal.
They're just going to...
The plaintiffs, the plaintiffs...
You're going to pay somebody.
The plaintiffs are seeking trouble damages
three times their losses under the RICO.
Restitution and disgorgement,
which is the return of the profits.
Injunction of relief to stop this conduct,
attorneys' fees and costs.
So this is all financial.
So let me ask you, who are the plaintiffs?
that lost them bread?
I would assume so, yeah.
Or people that are alleging
to have lost bread.
So it's like some class action.
In this one,
yeah, it's a class action.
Okay.
The plaintiffs in this one is
there are Virginia residents
because this was filed in Virginia.
Virginia residents seeking to represent the users.
Gotcha.
So a group of people in Virginia came together.
Yeah, and that's going to end up getting 77.
Yeah, it sounds like a whole bunch of shit
that's not going to stick to me.
$2.81.
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, even if you know.
It's thick. What happens with them class actions? It starts to be so many people that the payout
don't be significant to the winners. The first thing I thought was if it's people from Virginia,
people from everywhere, like the cities that spent the most or whatever they did the, they paid
for the most ads at, you know what I mean? Because that's all it was. They probably was running
those ads because that's the thing. People do these scams or whatever you call this. If you call
this a scam or whatever you're supposed to call it, their target audience is always poor people
Or people that are slow, they don't really know what's up.
You know, everything looks sweet to know them.
It's really kind of fucked up.
And it's the third one.
Because there was also a class action filed in Missouri and one in New Mexico last year.
Oh, yeah, they just got followed.
So they're, yeah.
So this is like an ongoing thing.
I wonder what happened with the other ones.
How much it did they do?
They just was filed.
Not too long ago last year.
Got you.
Which probably says this is not the last of the foul.
It's going to be 50 of them.
It's going to get started.
It's getting everybody started.
If you start seeing all of the other states and you lost some bread.
I'm on the other side of it.
It's going to be a big checks paid.
That's what I was thinking.
Big checks paid out, but not to the users that are filing.
That's what we're saying.
Yeah, that's the thing.
They're going to pay some money.
Let's say it's $300 million, but you got mad,
you got four, five, six million people that need to get a payout.
It don't be a lot of money when individuals start to get their checks, is what I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm not talking about those people.
Gotcha.
But yeah, there will be some money paid out for sure.
Yeah, you can.
It seemed like a lot of moving parts.
to this. Yeah, it does. It does. It does.
And that's why I don't really want to pass judgment, because I don't really
fully understand where the
crime or the bullshit
transpired. I don't have enough
information to really understand the concepts.
I would take it more serious if it was
not civil, if it was
criminal. Criminal of some
level. What I see, when I
see this is, it
sounds like, again,
the initial point is you're operating
basically you're gambling through like a loophole.
Right.
So when I see that,
I think of the legal companies
that have the ability to have you gamble,
see one of the biggest artists in the world,
one of the biggest streamers in the world
pushing something that's, yeah,
we got to do something about that.
That's how I look at that.
Oh, no, no, no, y'all can't do that and get away with that.
That makes sense to me.
Yeah, I can totally see that.
You ain't hustling on this block.
Yeah, basically.
It makes sense.
Well, not under that sense.
of rule not as a sweepstakes.
Yeah, but because you can't be as,
you can't be a gambling casino.
We got this sold up over here.
And we had paid a bazillion dollars and fees.
All this lobbying we did.
We got all these people and not.
Like we got legislation and all of that so that we could work over.
Exactly.
All of that got a lot.
Now you don't found a loophole and y'all over there getting money.
Oh, no you're not.
Dead debt.
I agree.
And I ain't mad at them either.
I had to pay Congressman Jones.
I got to learn your rat rules.
A new house.
in business
if I had to go
this way in business
and you went that way in business
and you ain't have to
go through all the shit that I went through
you're right
I don't
yeah that is some rat shit
I'm like I'll take it back
that's some head of shit
actually
it's some head of shit
Keep your own paper man
That is good business
Right.
In that case...
And what he just...
You fucking right.
You got damn right.
Oh, I was just talking about his rules
on certain other ones.
But y'all be believing him.
I'm just saying...
That shit...
You know the problem?
That topic always comes up here
in like some real low-level situation.
That's the problem.
Wants to get up there.
No, up there.
But what he just described is not low-level.
And, yeah, you'd be hard-pressed to find somebody
that's not going to say, hey,
no way, we just went through all of this
and you operate, no, no, no, no.
And we went through all of this
so that we're the ones that get to do it.
And I assume that those rules and regulations
are one million times more strict
and there's a lot more shit that you got to pay
to even present that way.
No, it's a billion.
Honestly, I'm shocked it don't come sooner.
You see these niggas went and got the biggest rapper
in the world.
He's sitting there every week
on instant.
Billions of dollars.
We're not doing this.
But it's still some.
Because that's where I feel like they really are like squashing the competition
because they have a certain amount of dollars for advertisement and marketing.
These people have Drake.
Like you cannot beat that, especially if he's constantly on social media talking about it.
And saying that I'm winning.
Right.
Like he's showing tickets and shit, like where he supposedly won.
So now you got a whole group.
If you add Drake and A.M. Ross.
Now you got all a 20-something year olds.
the 30-year-olds now saying,
yo, let me go sign up, let me go sign up, let me go sign up.
I look at it like an ad.
It is ad.
It's an ad for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
It's influenza marketing.
Yeah, we just got.
And if you're doing that, then you should already have the money aside that is about to cost you.
And they do.
Oh, they do?
And guess what they'll do.
The company got it.
They'll do it again.
If they've made X, Y, Z amount, let's say they made $20 billion.
We're just throwing numbers out.
We don't know nothing about their financials.
But if they made $20 billion and they get fined,
$800 million.
Quick.
I feel like I've been seeing this stuff since COVID,
where it's like these,
it's almost like it looked like it's really not right,
whatever the topic is,
Bitcoin, this, that, whatever.
And most people see it and think
who the fuck would believe that or fuck with it,
but it's targeted for people that do believe that.
It's targeted for people that see a winning slip
and they instantly think,
damn, you could do that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I'm broke.
Get rich quick.
Yeah.
And I'm trying to come up.
Yeah.
That's it.
You won't?
I ain't mad at it.
I ain't mad at it.
Just like some hating shit.
Listen, this is part of what comes with a good.
Of course.
This is what comes with it.
It's a catmouse game.
As soon as you get something ahead,
there'll go, they're going to try to shut that down.
Now you've got to work around it.
Part another way.
Then here they come again.
It's the same game.
You know, being a crook,
it's a 24-hour job.
You've got to always find out
how to beat the new shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you do.
I remember my man,
the credit card shit,
the little chip.
He knew the chip was coming on the cards
like four years before it.
I'm like, how the fuck?
He's like, yo dog, it's my job to know
what's coming out.
I was like, you got to playboy.
They be having the tech magazines
and all that shit, the crooks, the good ones.
Niggas keep a breast of the technology
by the nigga, you got, you know what I'm sad?
Listen, I'm chilling.
I'm a law-abiding citizen, my brother.
Yes, indeed.
But shout out to the scammers out there.
I include y'all in my prayers.
I can't really yell at the New Year in and don't pray.
But I'm not, I'm not starting.
Oh, my God.
He's been on this kid.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
Listen.
Pastor Joe, now I've got to switch to shit.
No, not Master Joe.
I'm not doing it.
Pastor Joe ever since allegedly we don't pray over our food.
No, listen, to each, no, it wasn't your food.
It was that fake holiday.
It was Thanksgiving.
It was that fake holiday.
Playing around the table with Thanksgiving.
But I was before.
It was a fake holiday.
Do what the fuck you want.
But the New Year.
You don't think the New Year's fake holiday?
Word.
Go ahead, Mr. Construct.
I think that the New Year is the calendar that us here operate by.
Sure.
So when it's 26, then first of all, it's never a bad time to pray.
Agreed.
Let me start there.
So even in fake calendar time, no matter where I am, I'm not speaking for y'all, I'm not judging y'all, I'm not dissing y'all.
No matter where I am, I'm praying.
In the fucking club, I'm going to the corn and to pray.
If I have to kick back at the house, I go on my bed.
when it's 1157, I get in the corner.
That's just me and who I've been since.
If my pastor was alive, rest and peace of,
grab Ron.
I would have went to church to hear him.
But yeah, I'm with that.
I'm with that.
I wonder if Keanu went to church.
He said he was going to church.
That really is the move.
If you got a pastor that you want to hear from,
like a church that really gets busy,
the choir's good, the band is good,
then that is a real vibe.
For sure.
Because then you could leave there, and if you still want to hit the streets or go home, either way, it's a win.
It's a win.
I agree.
So you goddamn right.
I was in the club.
And I prayed for y'all.
I always include y'all.
It'd be nice to get prayed for it.
Appreciate it.
You fucking bitch.
Appreciate it.
How you know what I'm praying is?
Who don't pray?
Why do you keep saying that?
He thinks we're playing.
Marks and Mona and ice and praying.
Wait, I'm praying.
I was the one that prayed at Thanksgiving when you was having the issues.
Yo, dog, why do you think niggas don't pray?
I don't pray.
I don't.
Listen, listen.
Holy thing you.
You just group you and shit.
You're like, yo, it was you.
Just because we don't pray at the schedule
that you want us to pray.
I'm telling you, Pastor Joe
been on some shit for months, man.
He just keep dropping it.
I don't know where he going with this shit.
He's talking about these years to come.
This nigga Mike, go T.D. Jakes on us.
I'm just telling you.
No, no, no.
Pick another dude.
Pick another dude.
No, no, no.
Man.
Kirk Franklin.
No, no.
I'm telling you.
This nigga, I'm in the club praying for you.
Not TV.
Please protect all the titty's in the ass in here.
Hopefully you all think.
Come on, bro.
This thing in the club prays,
come on.
Don't let Tata Lish and throw her back and knees out.
Father God,
please protect her ankles and those shoes.
You know, the hills are high, please.
Oh, please.
We pray, though.
Can we please make that a thing?
We pray.
I don't know why Pastor Joe
keep taking it there, but we pray.
Now he's about to cut the head.
He would have made it.
Never would have made it.
Like, come on, this nigga.
He's something.
Only Joe Button can use that.
I pray more to you niggas.
Who niggins don't pray like me?
He crazy.
Damn, how I ain't got
Please hammer don't hurt him in the mouth on here?
What is going on with my laptop that I don't have
Please Hammer don't hurt him?
Y'all know.
Y'all know I bought that album.
He's not sure.
Yeah, this thing is Joe is crazy.
Now we're not past the job.
I'm buying that.
You can't be no hip-hop head
and now have Please Hammer Don't Hurd.
That's one of the first albums I bought.
Mr. Joe is dead.
Pastor Joe.
alive.
He's Pastor Joe now?
It's Pastor Joe.
You probably was in Jersey City with the baggy pants on.
You got baggy pants on that?
No, this one was down south.
This one was down south.
He was down south.
Right here.
Please hammer don't hurt him.
Fucking that's 1990, nigga.
Damn.
Yeah.
Niggas is old, bro.
I know, and I realized that when I thought about my siblings,
my dad just walked in and my little sister.
Jimmy, yeah, you speak to me when you said.
Give me a hug, girl.
Are you crazy?
You crazy?
Happy news.
New Year. Come here.
Look, these little girls,
oh, I love you.
Happy New Year to y'all.
Happy New Year.
But when I thought about my younger siblings,
I was like,
some of these motherfuckers was born
in the 2000.
That should be fucking me up.
And they got opinions and personalities.
I remember when the twins were born.
I remember when Jackie was pregnant.
Like 2026 now, like day outside.
It's crazy.
Yes.
They can drink.
Drink.
Man.
Some they can rent cars.
Words.
They can get the good insurance rate.
My nigga, if you, if you 45, you could easily have a 27-year-old.
Yeah.
Nigger.
Like, you don't be seeing the memes on Instagram when the girls be like, yo, y'all
better stop playing because I'm at the age where I could date the son or the father.
Well, that's how I know I'm old, because we left that last part,
and I found out who costing that girlfriend mom was.
Oh.
An old friend?
No.
Oh.
Oh, y'all.
You know, we birds.
I'm waiting.
We old enough now to where we know the mom's a few.
It's a few.
Yeah, it's a few.
Man, my girl's showing me the blogs.
I'm like, wait, that's this girl's door.
Yeah, you motherfucker was popping them out.
Yeah.
18, 19, 2021.
But the mom, they tell the story.
I mean, I wish I'd have knew that before I went on my long little red
The last part about Kassanat and this girl
But the mom tell the story
And she was in the blogs recently
Talking all this shit about Katsana.
Because Katsanaat said, y'all, I googled your moms.
Oh, I do remember that.
And don't be seen with her again.
That's exactly what happy.
Yes, I remember that.
I do know who the mom is.
Yeah, you know the mom.
Yeah, we all know the mom.
We know the mom.
We know the mom.
That's what I'm saying.
The mom is known parts.
You know the mom, bro.
Oh, you know the mom, nigga.
The mom is.
Is that unfair?
Is it unfair, like, if mom is moving around, you just assume that it's going to pass?
That it passes.
Can moving around be passed down in your jeans?
Sometimes it does.
When y'all say moving around, you're talking about fucking?
Fucking.
Just moving around.
I don't even necessarily mean fucking.
Just moving around a certain way.
I mean fucking.
And I think if the kid
If the kid come up and come up in that and see that
when they get up age, they
The blueprint been late.
I totally agree.
Really?
I've lived on it up to.
The kid's reaching back out.
Yeah, put the phone down, dog.
Why are you reaching out again?
Yeah, you go.
Dog, I think that they grow up seeing some of that shit
and it almost becomes second nature.
They're trained.
We won't say no names.
but I know a bunch of them and their daughters grow up moving like that.
You wouldn't think that some of the daughters grow up hating what they saw,
hating what they were around,
and they're a complete opposite of that?
It's possible, but your value system typically comes from your environment.
And your parents play a big part of that.
So if your parents grow up worshipping burking bags
and worshipping bensers and worshiping all of that shit,
then you as a kid put that shit to the highest level of priority.
Right.
You get what I'm saying?
What if you go to school for it, you get a job for it, versus fucking for it,
just using a nigga for it.
Maybe you might not be fucking for it.
As I said, I wasn't saying fucking.
But those.
Don't through these bitches get this shit
if they ain't got no god's doing.
They ain't got the picture with the blazer.
But you told me.
What job at 18
going to afford you some of these things?
What job at 19 or 20 is going to
afford you some of these things that don't happen?
I have.
I don't know.
I think it goes both ways, but I feel like
I would rather hear from the minute
or from people period that see it
because in the top of my head I can't even think of it.
People that I know, daughters and you know what I mean?
Yes, you do.
When we get up this mic, we'll tell you a couple names.
You're like, oh shit, shit.
Okay.
Like, my thing is, if I'm a mom, if I was a mom.
I just figured you know more horrors than me, but go ahead.
Continue.
That's a few.
You're from Philly.
Oh.
Whoa.
You're from Philly.
Whoa.
But we definitely know more horrors than you.
Come on.
It's true.
Y'all don't be bad.
Yeah, I'm bad.
I'm bad.
Don't be bashed.
Thank you, Joey.
We definitely know more horrors.
Thanks for your honesty, Joey.
But if I was a mom, I would want in my, I would want.
I would want to steer my kid away from that.
Yeah, for sure.
If I was a mom, bud.
You could steer them all away.
But what if you were a bird mom?
Yeah, I was getting ready to say.
Depending on how old was you,
when you had this kid.
No, but the shit I knew I had to do to get money
or the shit I had to,
yo, a lot of these girls be getting their asses whipped
and all that other stuff,
I would want my kids to stay away from that.
It's like, yo, you're a drug dealer,
and you know you had to hide under cars
and you're jumping over barbed wide gates
and you got to turn your hair every time you walk out your door,
you don't want your sons going through that same level of stress
or you shouldn't.
you might raise them to be a better drug dealer.
I went through that.
Let me give you the game
so you don't have to make those mistakes.
Back to, back to,
uh,
shit being passed through your bloodline or,
or,
them digs boys.
Yeah, man.
Them digs, brothers.
Something is in there.
Something is in there.
Good about it.
Who am I to say?
That's for God.
to judge if you pray.
Amen.
If you pray, that's the God.
But something is in the, I wish I'd have seen the chef
that Stefan Diggs was beefing about
before I get said whatever I said.
Nigger, you back out again.
Nigga.
You want to see it?
What is wrong with this boy, yo?
This young man.
You know, stop.
Yo, who do y'all be trying to piss on
and tell that it's fucking raining
with these blogs and stuff?
Reports of what happened.
Nigga, I got a dick.
I know what happened.
She doesn't look like she making a good plate.
Man, listen.
She looked like she'd make a good plate.
I'm looking out of that.
Sheesh.
Yo, tell the truth, dog.
And that's why Jordy jumped in and the text and your wife.
And now it all makes sense.
It didn't make you got a living, you got a living chef.
Yo, dog.
You got a living chef.
No, no, no.
A new living chef that just started the football season.
That wasn't a long-term living chef.
He just started.
She was just for the season.
Yeah, nigger, she cooking up some things.
Paying on, shorthy.
Yo, he need to get that, that, that, that shit, he need to get that.
He got a fucked up.
He got a joke.
Because I can't say it.
Yeah, you can't.
I can't say, I'm stuck.
I can't say what it.
You know what the, I mean?
As a dude, you just understand.
But what the, oh, pardon me.
I'm a little sister.
See, I can't even curse the way I want.
Stefan Diggs, you gotta cut it the F out.
No, he don't.
Yes, he does, ish.
Come on, yes.
Axe said he need to get neutered.
I agree almost.
I agree, you go.
There's a such thing as two nuts.
No, it's not.
No, you don't need to.
You don't need to sleep with it.
You don't think he's going that crazy.
You don't need to fuck your chef, ish.
What are you about to defend?
What are you about to defend?
I never did that with a chef,
so I don't care about his face.
There's not one chef I ever did that with,
so I don't care about his little stupid face he made.
because we're on the platform together.
What about the grounds?
Tell me about it.
Yo, he's so foamy.
It's cool.
Let me tell you this.
I'm not condoning or defending him.
What I'm saying is he's in his 20s, right?
He's filthy rich.
He's in his 20s and he's a handsome dude.
He's married?
Right?
No.
He's not married.
No, he's not married.
Yo, when you filthy rich, you're in your 20s and you're a handsome dude,
you're running around.
You got options unlimited.
You're running around.
We was running around broke in our 20s.
20's doing wild shit.
If we had the resources that he had,
what would me have you have been doing 20 years ago?
Not what he's doing.
I'm about this.
I don't think.
I don't think.
It's one part of that that I don't think niggas would have been doing.
It should be saying shit and don't be all the way up abreast on what.
There's more.
Before you go out on this.
There's more.
He was on the fifth one of 2025.
I wouldn't have been doing that.
So that's how that's the point.
I'm not, but there was nickers that was, I'm the condom guy.
Y'all know I've been the condom guy since I was in my 20s.
What I'm saying is that's not my bag and it's never been my bag.
However, if I was in my 20s and I had 20, 30, 40 M's, my nigga, I would have been running through girls like stoplights.
I'm not going to condemn this young.
That's my point.
So I'm not going to condemn this kid for just doing it at a higher level than I was doing it based on the resources that he got.
I would be being a fucking hypocrite.
I would, I'm not going to condemn, but I would say there's a way to move a little bit smarter.
Are you popping babies out every three weeks?
I agree with that.
I think that's irresponsible.
And I think it's unfair to the children that you are having
that you may not be able to be there in their lives.
That part is true.
But I'm talking about him running around with the women.
We was doing that.
I'm not talking about,
that's why I said it's a little different.
I don't think you're doing.
I agree with ICE.
I think there's a way that things can be done
and how he doing it ain't.
Ain't that.
Yeah, that's all.
That's all I'm saying.
But that's what I'm saying.
My conversation is.
My conversation didn't start with what he doing with his dick.
It started with get a chef.
A real chef.
Get a chef, dog.
All right, all right.
You lost me on the eye.
Why?
I say it all the time.
Don't hire your man to be your driver.
But you say that.
Get higher real positions.
Cool, but you're saying that.
Don't beat me down about this is my living chef.
Your dog, tell that to somebody else.
But if that position comes with other positions.
Nah.
No, I'm off.
You got to get the real chef.
I'm off that.
But you can still have the baddie, just maybe not as an employee.
I know a lot of the stripper chefs.
When they came over to cook them and put the rice and the pineapple and all that shit,
I wasn't sticking my dick in.
It's just this for, hey, all right, dance by the food, bitch.
Do a little something.
You think, dude, you should not be a distance.
Yo.
My stiless is not be at all.
You think you're the majority in that or the minority?
Exactly.
What?
You think you're the majority or the minority in that?
Do I think I am the minority majority?
The stripper chef and we know some of them and some of them are fire aesthetically.
Would you move her in?
No, I'm not moving them in like that.
Anyway, but you said don't put your-
All right, defend the other digs boy too.
Come on, you're a cowboy fan.
Defend this.
He can't cover.
That's all I care about.
So I care about.
I can't less what he doing this personal life.
He can't stick no receivers, bro.
It's either interception or you're getting cooked.
That's all I care about.
They told him, yo dog.
You can't stay.
You can't stay.
You can't go to the, what concert was it?
The Shock Lizzie concert.
No, he just didn't want to stay with his family.
My family's out here.
This is what I do in the holidays.
I want to stay here the extra day.
Awesome.
But what concert was it?
I'm pretty sure it was Shot Lizzy.
Okay.
Because that's how they found out.
Because Shaq Lizzy is the one that posted the picture of Trevon D.
at the concert.
We just told you no.
Something is in that.
I'm telling you something is in that.
Entitlement.
I ain't the person to say whether it's off or on,
but there's something in there.
That's what I got.
That's it.
That's it.
Sorry.
I think it's valid.
It's something.
And maybe it's just entitlement, bro.
Lack of self-control.
Nah, it can just be lack of
like having like an OG damn near.
or just like, yo, dog.
You have not paid any recourse for anything that you have done.
So you feel entitled because you never pay consequences for the shit that you're doing.
My nigga, you tell the team, no.
The team that pays you.
I'm going to tell y'all no, because I think y'all need me and y'all ain't going to do shit.
Yeah.
News flash.
That's entitlement, my nigga.
And Stefan Diggs is 32.
Because you always be talking like niggas is 23, 24 and 25.
Kyson had to add some grace for a dog.
You're 32.
years old, you know that when you come and
pussy babies come.
And you know that when you're that wealthy,
people probably want the baby.
And you know that if you hire
the chef to live in the room down the
hall with the badass, then you're going to
like, what the hell are we?
There's so many babies. That's the crazy
part. That's not funny and I'm not
condoning that part at all.
It's shocking. Not even close to
condoning that. I was talking about the other
stuff. The fucking. Yeah.
Like in the running around and mad girls and all that other stuff, that's what I was talking about.
Move a little smarter though.
You having these children is irresponsible, so I'm not never condoning that.
I'm talking about running around.
You need a personal advisor.
Nothing wrong.
Somebody that's just in your circle to kind of, yo, my man, yo, yo, you know, let me.
You need somebody.
You need, he needs a little bit of guidance.
At 32?
Yeah, what I'm saying?
Apparently, yes.
He has fair.
He needs to.
Yes, nigga, we wasn't the most mature.
A little bit more return now.
I'm not going to.
All I'm saying is, if you still.
I'm eating myself up.
If you're still moving that way at 32,
then yes, you need it.
If you're still moving that way at 42,
then yes, you need it.
It ain't the age thing.
If you're still moving that way,
you have a matured, and these are the consequences of it,
somebody that you value should be in your circle
to kind of pull you to the side
and let you know you bugging the fuck out.
Yeah.
I ain't judging them, but God damn.
You're like, I am.
Y'all might not.
Pull, I.
I ain't judging nobody, but God damn it, all right.
You got to go talk to the lady.
You know what?
Like, fuck her.
But the lady has, but that's what Joe was trying to say.
Like, you have to put yourself in positions where you wouldn't do that.
So when you're looking around for the lady and you see she's attractive, you go to the older guy.
That's how you, that's, that's being preventive.
You know what I mean?
Vers being proactive.
You had three kids one summer.
Say, fuck it.
You do good for two months.
Being preactive, it's like, you know, being in front of it, proactive is like, you know,
being in front of it, proactive is like you don't hide.
You just don't even hire that person or interview with that person.
Yeah, don't even do it.
Don't even get around it.
You do you do's with the, you dudes with the, you want to tell you about you dudes with the personal assistants that, that, that, that, that, that,
oh man, and in the, in the, and the, the, the, publicist, the young, the, the publicist, the, like, come, right.
I'm hired for a personal assistant myself.
Excuse me.
You got me dark skin with waves.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How did you?
No, I don't even got no out of type.
My base, excuse me.
No, it's funny.
This guy's crazy, dog.
I had a living personal system before, and anybody else fucked.
Yeah, right.
This girl.
We got to talk to her.
She had a little fast thing.
Does that affect the job, though?
Yes.
Like, did you let her go because of that?
Huh?
Did you, like, let her go because of that?
Yeah, that was part of it.
Damn.
Yeah, that was part of it.
I guess that would be kind of weird to fuck all your boss's friends.
I guess that would be weird.
And you learned a lot about your friends, too.
Like, that's why all the other.
pretension shit these niggins do up here.
You know what stuff.
Yeah, these niggas can't play with me like that.
Maybe not it's worth the round, but
these other,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck.
I ain't fuck your personal assistant.
Well, say maybe not ish,
ish, and ice.
Well, I'm talking about just knowing your friends
and learning about your friends.
I did, yeah.
Mute him up.
No, your friends, that's different.
Mutity, muity, ma,
well, your friends is different.
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Now, like usual, you all had a great topic while we were off mic.
Tell me about it.
I wasn't here.
I was saying bye to my sister doing all types of here.
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
Somebody give me a good one.
Po and me were chatting and Paul said, well, only you know what they say.
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supposed to me.
I have the ex-husband.
No, and I was like, oh, please,
you know that's bullshit.
When I turned around, he was still smiling.
He was like, you don't believe that rhetoric.
He said, that's Kevin Samuel.
That's from Kevin Samuels.
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Samuels.
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He definitely rest in peace to the brother.
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Wow.
He came up here with y'all?
Yeah, no, we fuck with Cave.
Ain't that something?
Fuck y'all going to jump me?
No.
What's up?
Everybody looking?
Nah, no.
Did you see her?
I got the right one here?
But what's your issue with Cave?
I don't have an issue with him.
And I don't know if I agree with that.
You'll never beat your first baby.
I don't agree that shit at all.
That's the thing.
Like, I don't.
I don't agree with that for sure.
I feel like I'm somebody for sure to try to learn from certain mistakes.
So it's like, people get, okay, let me say this.
People used to get stuck on the thing of like women would have a baby with a man
and not be happy with them on how they co-parent it or the kind of relationship or what happened.
And they'll still have another baby with that man.
So they'll have a match to set.
Yeah.
Like, I don't even subscribe to that.
Like, I don't give a fuck how long this mailbox list is going to be.
I'm gonna keep trying
so I find the right father
I think that's insanity
I would rather do that
than the double back
you know what I mean
just me personally so I don't know
now with Kevin what I will say is
because even being in this game myself
it's so easy to take things the wrong way
with these clips going viral
you get a piece of the conversation
by the time the clip with you
it's only a little piece to back end you don't know
so I never watch this stuff
I will say that
but I didn't like the first clips that I saw
and a lot of them were just him being kind of harsh
when they came to like
what he rated a woman
and what, according to his rate
and what she was going to get.
Because I'm somebody that's seen
women that are necessarily the most attractive
or don't have these great track records.
You know, I say it all the time.
A pair of whores get treated the best.
People marry their horses.
People love horses, you know?
A whore be horned all around Jersey.
This bitch moved to Houston, she's a whole new bitch.
Get a husband and live a whole new life.
Nobody gives a fuck.
No lie.
And he heard about her home.
but she sucks gooch for more than three minutes.
You know what I mean?
He might not have heard about her home.
I feel like people hear it.
I mean, I'm sure some have it, but it's like,
they're running that Yankee player through the fucking mill.
Who?
They proposed this girl, but she was the only fan's girl.
And then he said, no, that's, she's not the only fan's girl.
Then they posted some hit, some more footage.
Like, listen, my brother, we're trying to tell you.
And then he was like, no, that's my baby.
But, you know, it's always that's my baby.
I put it in a song.
I put it right in the song.
That's my baby.
My baby would never.
Hey, part of growing up is realizing your baby would, nigga.
Your baby will do it.
And that's the thing about it.
Also, I want to say something to that.
I think a lot of people probably watch me on here
and assume that I'm kind of a guy's girl.
But in reality, I just, I'm just insane.
So what you think I'm about to say,
I always say the opposite.
That's really what it is.
I don't necessarily take the girl route or the guy route.
It's just I put it in my brain
and do the trauma and like depression,
it gets all fucked up and then it's funny.
I miss Kev almost every year, man.
It was just somebody to say,
bitch,
you are seven.
No,
what he said?
Brace yourself and don't use seven.
Once he said,
don't use seven.
They fuck the game or change the game.
Don't use seven is just good content
whether you're doing relationship shit
or not.
To anybody.
Dudes too.
You'll raise yourself, no seven.
Good thing you should.
I play the safe with the same.
Yeah.
I don't want you too hard.
Some girls was like, I'm a nine.
He was like, no, no, he'll say cam up.
Cam up.
Yo, Kev was, oh, no, he was good content.
Yeah, for sure he's good content.
No, for sure.
He came up here and treated us like the gum on the bottom of his shoe.
But not on purpose.
Yeah, not on purpose.
It wasn't on purpose.
It was funny, though.
He thought he was talking to a-old.
Hold on the guy.
Nah, yeah, now, Kev came up here and treated us.
Thought he was talking to some load.
Seriously?
He took us through there, took us through there.
I'm wrong, that's so funny.
I think I was carrying his umbrella and his luggage.
And he was hands free.
He was texting or something.
I was like, he was sending a text.
What?
Yeah, he had multiple bags.
He had multiple bags.
He was catching a flight.
A nigga had the Bergdorf bags and all that.
No, he was dressed to the, he came, he started.
He didn't.
He's done it.
He's done it.
That's so funny.
That's hilarious.
He did, rest of peace,
Calfe.
Rest and peace,
All right, what else is going on?
What else is happening out there?
I'm trying to get to, y'all want to get to some of this music.
Y'all want to get to Dochi.
Y'all want to get to Uncle Murder, skills, rap-ups.
We can do that.
What do you want to do?
Let's get to the, um, we can start with the Dochi.
Doche and Cesar record.
Girl, Get Up.
You got a little bit for us?
A little single that just popped up out of nowhere.
Here some of that.
Closing out the year.
I really like this record.
Me too.
Me too.
All right.
Good, let's hear.
Shout to Jay Versace.
Did the beat.
Hey, let's go Jay Versace.
Yeah, let's go Jay Versan.
Yeah, that's my kombucha on a roof is but to dream for a dark skin bitch like me.
Life gets dark when you're dark like me.
Times get hard with a heart this big.
Mouths get fair when your ass gets stick.
Count my sheep and I catch my zes.
I don't read y'all tweets.
Y'all threads don't need weed to be 10 feet tall I don't need keys when I
No Joe Biden
Been pushing peace since bathroom stars why sell my soul when I know I
Dishu and me girl Kito
Sizzer hook Chico sounds good
Alright here we go the T
I see it on the blogs I see you in the chats you suck every rap nigga dick from the back
But what's the agenda when the it girl black y'all can fathom that I work this hard
And y'all can't fathom that I earned this chart
Y'all can't stand my vibe cause I'm anointed
All y'all leave a l' assholes just annoying yet blame it on the fame
Blame it on the coat
Blame it on the duce got you feeling low
Y'all wanna believe I'm on drugs and forsaken
They won't credit me so they blame it on Satan
Blame it on my label, blame it on my team
End of the day everything is on me
Miss Back Lady, Little Messiah, Little Miss Hyder,
Right, right, right, right, right.
She smoked that.
Yeah, she smoked that.
I love that.
How we feeling?
How we feeling?
That was smooth.
I love it so much because I really couldn't get why was everybody saying certain shit about her when it first came out.
But it's like clearly why.
It's because she's not supposed to have it.
I remember when I first earned Duke's posted Dochey and I first saw her the first thing I've ever saw,
I was like, oh my God, because I never saw it.
I haven't seen anything like her since, for me, like Missy.
Like, that's how talent.
she is to me. What, what you mean because
she's not supposed to have it? Because she's dark,
because she's black. She's a black girl. She don't have
the same. I know we had this conversation about the
BBL. I do not want to revisit it. Yeah, I'm not talking about it.
But just in general, like,
darkly girls not supposed to be the most popping or
got the new fancy thing. Everybody looks
kind of the same. Like, I feel like the fact that
she's creative and she come up with
her own shit and she doesn't, like
when she say y'all suck dicks to get there,
it makes it reinforces to me
that she didn't. You know what I mean? So
the fact that she did it the right way
she worked hard, anything other than that is disrespectful to the hard work she put in.
So I like that she popping it because she should.
You know what I mean?
I get that.
For a lot of people, though, it wasn't really about her complexion.
It was just we didn't understand.
It was such a, it almost felt like overnight.
Not saying she didn't work, but to a lot of people who, like, mainstream-wise, it felt overnight.
And it was like, okay, wait, you went from here to Grammy to this, to this, to the district magazine, to this.
it was a very quick ascension.
Usually you could see, okay, you went from this stage to this.
You can almost see the progression.
And the visuals were better.
The music was, and the visuals were better.
Let me be clear.
I'm not trying to discredit any of her music.
I'm a Dochi fan.
I fuck with it.
I'm just saying that that was the critique, though.
It was like, hey, it almost seemed like an overnight artist went from A to Z immediately
and skipped all the middle steps.
But she didn't, though.
That's the thing.
She did not.
So just looking up.
But for people that did not see those steps, it seemed overnight.
So they questioned it.
It also came off the heels of the Kendrick Drake beef and anybody that associated her with the Kendrick side that was going to hate.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a lot of that residual.
Yeah, that's all I saw from those.
But I just didn't.
The people that I saw questioning her, I never once heard.
them say
use her
but that's not something
you say out loud
though hon
like that's not a conversation
people don't say
oh she why was she
why she's so good
with her black ass
people don't say that
out loud
but people will say
things that can
tell you that that's what
they're thinking
and it wasn't
I didn't get anything
that they were placing
it on her complexion
is all I'm saying
I agree with ICE
I think that
well they both right
moaning and ICE is right
yeah they both could be
right but I think
just an example
people who had never heard of her,
she came and sat on this couch, right?
Joe Button podcast
don't let anybody come up here.
So for her not to have a name
and was sitting on his couch,
that would raise eyebrows to some people, right?
Like, damn, how they put that off?
So that must be TDE, that must be her team.
The album speaks for itself.
That album was an amazing...
That album was probably like a nine, bro.
Nine and a half.
That album was up there for me.
So the fact,
And then she got up here and said, no, I ain't new to this.
I was in the trenches, mix tape after mixtape after mixtape, this deal, that deal,
and stretched out.
She laid it out.
Her path and her journey that she was on, which was a multi-year journey, but nobody knew the journey.
So, I mean, as a music fan, they will say, yo, this is a plant, or this is a this or this
is a that, just out of ignorance because they didn't know.
You know what I'm saying?
And she signed to the biggest label, arguably the biggest label out.
So it looked like the label was making some moves for you, which they should.
I'm not even mad.
I'm not even mad if the label is making moves.
I would totally feel, y'all...
If the product is good as hell.
I would totally feel y'all if she wasn't so innovative and so great and so like, that's what I'm saying.
It's like, she's supposed to move up quick.
I don't really feel it, but...
Pastor?
Now, ain't tricking me.
I mean, I have nothing to say on this topic.
I have absolutely nothing.
Your album is for you.
Yeah, it was fine.
That's the album.
It's an amazing, amazing album.
And this song is fine.
And I like her.
I like her addressing the plant stuff.
I like that.
I'm a very big fan of rappers rapping to address shit that's a lot here.
She's a rapper's rap.
She didn't go on Instagram.
She didn't write a bunch of tweets about it.
She, okay, you know what?
I'm going to talk to y'all through my avenue right here, and that's rap.
So I don't care how I, even if I didn't like her, I'm going to always respect that move from a rapper.
Get in the fucking booth.
Yeah?
Yeah.
She's a rapper's rapper.
She is.
And to your point, nice to see a dark-skinned,
comlected, beautiful, young, and an extremely talented woman.
Winning.
Making waves.
Who cares? Who cares how to win happen?
And I'm looking forward to whatever.
I'm sure she's got something coming to see.
Oh, yeah.
This is just a warm-up.
Yeah.
I wouldn't be surprised if the album damn they're done.
Yeah, same.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like, I might get one more.
But yeah.
She's definitely on my list of.
people that I have a feel are going to pop out.
Yeah, she'll pop out in the spring.
Once his first quarter,
a little wave is over, everybody back to
release her music? Yeah. She'll be one of the ones.
Want to get to wrap-ups? Let's do it.
Do you want to. Before
we leave Dogey, I do want to say, I'm rooting
for Glasses Malone to get all the
crips together to beat up homeboy.
I am. Sorry.
Because I think that's who she was
talking to it in the song. I didn't know
at first. He was talking a little fuckety-fuck.
The more I looked into it, she was directly
talking to him.
Because he said some wild shit.
Yeah, he said a bunch of bulls.
Oh, really?
Wild shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
Yeah.
And then it was some back and forth
after she put the song out and glass.
I like glasses Malone saying what he said
and hopefully he meant it.
I like men standing up for women.
Yeah, in them instances.
Yeah, no, it's true.
Go glasses.
It's my man.
It's my guy.
It's my guy.
Good, good guy.
Good man.
All right, wrap up time.
Let's do it.
Wrap up time at the end of every year.
Who we got?
Murder.
Oh, murder.
All right.
Did you hear skills?
I didn't hear skills.
Got it.
This is probably 17 minutes.
This is too long.
Yeah, we're not doing it.
We're not doing it.
But I love this beat.
I love the beat.
I love the beat.
Oh, this ain't the beat.
Oh, this ain't the beat I heard.
Yeah, yo.
He switched off.
He knows it's a bunch of beats.
Yeah, he switched it up.
Oh, then I didn't hear.
I thought I heard it from the time.
I didn't.
It's the unit.
Did he beat that rego?
Did he lucky they couldn't prove it.
But the prosecution still charged
Did he with prostitution.
He got four years because of
Cassie that was his main bitch she enjoyed them freak off these bids ain't shit
When she testified we heard too much extra shit
He like rubbing other niggins semen on his chest or shit
He gotta say pause man that shit sound nasty as fuck
He had a mask on in the room watching Cassie get fucked
Somebody tell ditty, I said no ditty
J C lawyer said JZ be on low buddy
I know that jail time stressing him
Then that documentary dropped on Netflix called The Reckoning
When he heard that shit drop he probably dropped to the ground 50 the definition
The kick a nigga way he can
Documentary was diabolical
It ruined you
They tried to say you made Biggie
Pay for his own funeral
He would puffed them all
He said he used to wake
You must messy stuff
He said he used to wake up next to girls
Or next to puff
Sammy like he enjoyed over that gay shit
And puffed with a baby
Man, he wasn't gonna say shit
He helped you get the album done
Y'all finished it
All you had to do was paying me
You could have kept hitting it
Yo
He wasn't gonna say a thing
50 documentaries did more number
than strange things
Because that nigga did he was doing
Strangier shit
please like it's on can's shit
I don't know
turn this off
yo
we can turn this off
yeah
the crazy part
he's not even
adding nothing on it
he just stating facts
as funny as shit
that's what making
yeah
was a crazy
ass year bro
he's not even
spicing it
he's just saying
he's just saying
yeah
yeah
yeah
like what the
documentary
did more numbers
and stranger things
because
doing some
stranger things
A stranger thing's finale
It was out of it too
Yeah, I heard a lot about that
It made me want to watch the show
Oh, you never watched it at all?
I watched it a little bit of first season
That's it.
The last one before this was not great
But they wrapped it up very well
But if I watch it, I do have to watch everyone, right?
To get it for sure.
Man, we talk about the wrap up,
well, I don't care of that.
You know, I'm a damn stranger thing.
My bad.
I saw the clip when the boys are.
I'm so glad that show is over.
You?
I am so glad that I don't have to see the promotion
and all you stranger things
niggas out of you.
Oh, that shit is open.
Some kids has grown as hell
They are.
Y'all still chasing them around.
What is draining things even about anymore?
Anyway.
Anyway,
Yeah.
What do y'all think?
That beat is hard too.
That beat is hard too.
Great, great Mace flip.
I love this shit because every, he do this shit.
He say what a lot of people would be wanting to say
because murder don't give a fuck.
And he's just going bluntly say it.
And if it piss you off, it piss you off, if it don't, it don't, whatever.
I love, I love that shit.
Yeah.
he's nuts
he's nuts
he is saying the shit
that niggas really want to say
and don't have a heart to say
especially publicly
and being in the industry
that nigga like man
I don't give a fuck
you rubbing
niggas nut on your chest
fuck out of here
is strange
is there a part in this
where he spoke about
the rest of the year
yeah
because the part that I heard
was kind of fixated on puff too
no well
even last year
when he did this shit
and that was the shock
a con flip
I thought that flip was incredible
But yes, he does speak on the rest of the year
But again, you know, they don't really like
Puff too tough
Like he's been shooting that Puff for years
So he can't, he gonna use his runway
To get his shit off on Puff
And Puff was probably one of the biggest things
In hip hop
It was. It was not one of the biggest thing in hip-hop
Did you all get through this whole thing?
Of course
You got that way I did
I never could finish him like 17 minutes is crazy
17 minutes you're doing a lot
You went there again
You're in there again? I'm in there every year
Every year.
Every year like lockwork.
There's two names I can count on him to say every year.
This one, I'm surprised he didn't say it this year, but he usually do.
But it's you and Kay Michelle.
He's going to mention y'all one way or another every year, but he didn't do her this year.
But, yeah.
Oh, that's going to go.
Let's get him.
I'm going to be.
I'm G-Unit.
Can't say nothing nice.
50 going to be like, what you're doing.
Picture me saying that I'm just paying my respects.
He's going to be like, no more tours, no more private jet.
And honestly, I got to fill him.
Irv used to hang around them niggins that try to kill him
Can't expect 50 to show no sympathy
Feels the other way around Irva had the same energy
Meanwhile, Jaru got that 100 guns, hundred clips
Got punched in the face at the Barclays ain't from shit
He was on his way to the stage when he got snuff
It happened so fast, fat Joker and break it up
You know that little video y'all saw was after he got knocked
He tried to say Tocke was capping
Then he had to come out and tell the truth about what happened
But nobody cared with Jaru got to say he's an example of a nothing
Beza Jet 2 holiday
Found out Summer walk up crazy bitch
She ain't got no shame
And fucking niggins got some relationships
That's what she said
I'm just repeating this
She out here fucking niggins for money
Like she ain't need a bitch
She's too successful to be acting like a slut
To wish the kids and save her number
Underpiece of her
I couldn't believe that shit
Hope Summer Walker know my day
Her kids is gonna see that shit
So disrespect with part of my manners
Just fell down Karoochian
Fuck by Dion Sandin
All right
All right, all right
He talked about the rest of the year, though.
Yeah, he does.
Shout to murder, man.
It's a comedy track to me.
This should be hilarious.
Shout to Uncle Murder.
I'm never listening to 17 minutes of you.
No.
That's just not going to happen.
Is this the longest one yet?
Niggins.
Last year was three parts.
Like, three tracks.
Every time, midway through the year,
I'll be sitting there saying to myself like,
all right, murder going to have to put an EP out at this point.
Because it'd be so much shit happening.
There's no way he could cover it all in one track.
Like he left shit off.
This, and I got them all, of course.
This ain't the longest one.
Y'all, I'm going to tell you.
I can tell you the time, but I look forward.
I look forward to these sheds, fair.
Yeah, we've got 12 months of shit.
I'm not going to hold you.
That's because he don't wrap the rest of the year.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll pop out right here.
That's why he didn't got through, right?
There you go.
There you go.
Here you go.
There you go.
You go.
You go.
I have to.
All right.
Let me look for the other shit, man.
Shout to murder.
Let me look for,
because we always play murder and not skills.
I couldn't find skill shit.
I didn't know it dropped.
I didn't know it dropped.
Yeah.
I didn't even know he dropped it.
My false skills?
My God, too.
I had no idea.
You doing the wrap up this year?
Nah, I ain't really feeling it this year.
DeAngelo beat lit.
Yeah.
That's what's up.
Really?
What's up?
This is the wrap up for 2025 off the rip.
I'm just glad we all survived and we usually laugh and Kiki it and just tripping,
but this year wasn't fun so this point gonna hit different.
And you might say damn, you sound like you down skills.
I'm like, nah, I just sound how everybody feels.
So even though we all been through it, it's a 2025 rap rock.
Let's get into it.
As soon as Trump came back, he had an axe to grind.
I can't even lie, his own jazz ain't makes no time.
And if one thing's for sure, two things are certain.
If I could show you better not tell your ass what's a person.
Man, this fool did not come to play.
Like, how you changed 30,000 laws in under 30 days?
And the Philly Eagles was the team to beat.
Meanwhile, ice, I'll hear ice and taking people off the street.
Okay.
Patty.
Yeah, his is a little sad.
My skills shit is always more serious.
Like, it ain't as jokey joke.
I tell you, murder shit is a comedy track.
You're going to listen to it to laugh.
I like the jokey joke personally.
Me too.
How long is this one?
How long is it?
I don't know.
He got it.
In four minutes.
Still too much.
Man, get that shit to $130.
This one is four minutes and 32 seconds, man.
Shout out the skills.
Shout out the skills.
Shout out the murder.
There you go.
I'm not vanilla ice, so I'm going to tell you all the truth.
If we never got another wrap-up,
like at some point they should end.
I want those to end before I die.
Nah.
Before I die, I want both of them to chill.
Like, y'all did it.
Skills been doing this my old life.
Skills, I have nothing bad to say about you, my brother.
You do sound a little sad on this.
You sound like the year.
2025 was tough.
It was.
I understand that sentiment.
Good to get that part.
And murder just sound like, oh, man.
Forget it.
Forget it, man.
Skills been doing these shit since 2002.
Damn.
I had to go check.
As a rapper, when do you stop something?
That's a very good question.
Stop what?
Rap is never know when to stop.
And I'm not just,
now I'm not talking about murdering skills.
Now I'm just opening the conference.
Just as a rap is never know when to just stop something.
Stop what though?
Any stick.
Fill in the blank.
Volume 44 or your mixtape.
Volume 44 of your mixtape.
Feeling the blank.
You say any stick?
A stick.
Any.
Okay.
All right.
Now if I'm known for that stick and that's kind of,
y'all don't look to me for nothing else.
And I know, it's like, it's like,
I'm going to use both of those,
both for them, for example.
Yeah.
If they drop anything throughout the year,
a lot, not saying nobody,
but a lot of people is like,
yo, that's not what we're here for.
We don't look to you for hearing you throughout the year.
We want to hear you at the end of the year.
That's my time.
Right.
What's the problem with that?
There's no problem with that,
but I do worry that a pigeonhole
pigeonholes you as an artist.
I'm already pigeonhole.
Yeah, but they're both very talented.
They could do other shit.
No, but as a human,
you should want to elevate and do something different.
Like, fuck that you pigeonhole,
you make money with it and whatever.
Just as a person,
and you elevate, you get bigger,
you think you want something different.
What happens when you try those other things
and it don't work?
But I know I got this in the tuck.
Uncle Murder changed his name to Lenny Grant.
That's how old.
Change his name Lenny Grant.
Put two albums out.
Nobody gave a fuck.
Went back to Uncle Murder
because first it was, you know,
trying to market a name is Uncle Murder.
It's going to put me in a box.
So I'll use my real name.
Try to do that.
Guess what?
Nobody gave a fuck.
Not saying no one.
Give you a long list of the rappers
that had to go get a job.
but if I got something that still works,
go get a job.
Go get a job.
Go to Costco's, nigga.
I don't have to go to Costco.
Go somewhere.
This conversation is going to go somewhere else.
No, I'm just saying.
The man that's fending for himself
when the first come
in the house by itself,
you're going to do what you got to do.
I agree.
Murder's not dead.
He's running around with fifth.
Yeah.
So he has the luxury.
Correct.
Of,
I'm not rapping.
At the end of the year,
here we go.
That wouldn't be the case
if the scenario
or situation was different.
Which you're describing,
they've conditioned their fans,
right?
And I don't even want to feel like
I spent too much time on this.
They've conditioned their fans.
I do this every year,
so they expect it.
That's how conditioning works.
You could also recondition your fans
is what Parks is saying
into something else.
And part of that is doing something different.
Part of that is doing something different.
But when I do something different and my fans and nobody else don't give a fuck,
I go to my safe zone.
I fall back to what I know works.
That's operating from a place of fear.
Yeah, I hear you.
But, no, the fear is not taking the step.
I take the step.
And if it don't work, I got a fallback.
I know I can always give you a wrap-up.
But that's not really a fallback.
That's not a fallback.
I'm putting up verse out at the end.
It's not a 20-minute verse.
That's not, that ain't a fallback in what the conversation we have.
I just think they should diversify a little bit.
That's all I'm saying.
I enjoy the rap-ups.
I'm going to listen to them every year, but I also would like more stuff at other times.
Like how much you niggas think, niggas make it from that?
I don't think it's a money play for that.
Okay.
I don't think it is either.
It was hilarious, though.
And that's my point.
I'm doing it for it to be hilarious.
It was funny.
Like you said, you want to hear other stuff.
Did you listen to the Lennie Grant albums?
Yeah, I did actually.
Did you listen to the album you had out last year?
I don't think I'll still do out.
That's my point, but that's what I'm saying, though,
like the people that keep saying that when we do,
when somebody do other things,
you've got to go and support them other things.
That's true, too.
If not, let me fall back to what is,
but you listen to the wrap up.
Yeah, I will.
I will.
So let me fall back to this right here because I know this works.
When I say works, I don't mean financially works.
Like you said, I'm running around with fifth.
I don't necessarily need to put out music to make money.
But I know this keeps my name in certain conversations going.
I can go to this.
This works.
All right.
Listen, whatever works.
Yeah, for sure.
Whatever works, to each is I don't have fun.
It's supposed to be some fun shit.
I don't want to serious out the fun.
Yeah.
It was funny.
It was funny.
It was funny.
It was funny.
It was funny.
What would he say about me?
He mentioned the changes that the pod went through and then that you make it a lot of money.
Complementary.
Oh, yeah, he did say that too.
I forgot about that part.
What he said?
You said you're on drugs.
Yeah, you said I was on drugs.
You're on drugs.
I forgot.
Oh, that big?
Because I was sleepwalking.
Yeah.
That's what it was.
But that wasn't this year.
So you reach her.
He's like,
It was the end of last year.
It was.
But last year nonetheless.
That's the other reason I know I'm phony.
Now on Netflix I pull up all that shit.
If it don't say 2020, that 2026 is fucking me up up there for some of them shows.
2026.
That one little change is jacking me up.
Yeah.
Oh, my Lord.
Yo, not a topic at all, but I'm starting Yellowstone and,
Morning show, I'm at like episode six or seven.
Yo, morning show?
That's just...
You still in season one?
Yes.
Wow.
I want to go back.
I might watch.
Yo, morning show with Steve Correll being accused of sexual misconduct and how it affects
the business.
Yeah.
Boy, you just keep watching one.
See, they should have wrote that for niggers.
That would have made in the description.
That would have.
Yeah.
They don't tell you none of that.
They don't tell you none of that.
I thought it was some happy go lucky shit for all these years.
Me too.
About a morning show.
No, Steve Carrell was in there
fucking everybody that worked at the morning show.
Yes, he was.
And then Jennifer Anderson is in a contract negotiation
and she wants a co-anchor.
She wants to co-anchor approval
and then Reese Ridgespooners a nut.
That show is, I'm almost done with season one.
It's fine.
I'm almost done with season one.
Give me periodic.
Yeah, please.
Because I'm just hearing where you at
and it's making me think things.
Some of the shit gets like, I heard they fell off
at some point.
I heard they got tough at some point.
Two and three, they were a little too, and maybe it's just the time.
It was like very COVID-based.
The COVID show was, they managed to, they ain't fall off, though.
It didn't fall off.
It was still good.
But it was, there was certain points where I was like, all right, this is too, like, on the nose for me.
It stretches, but it ends up being worth it in the long run.
But there was some times it was like, all right, COVID, I get it.
Cool.
The world's fucked up.
I live there.
Yeah, I don't want to see that shit anymore.
Got it.
As another reason you shouldn't fuck your chef.
right now.
Honestly,
are you
niggas crazy?
It is lawsuit city out here.
It is.
That little $150 she
asking for for me,
she'd have paid it.
Yeah.
Wait, you did.
Niggas are crazy.
Yeah?
Y'all are crazy.
The problem with Ish,
when we have these talks
is we came up in a different time.
We came up in like the 90s
and the 2000s.
It wasn't lawsuit city.
That is true.
There's lots of
So today we got to think
Like so as niggas we'd be like
Oh discipline
Discipline but it ain't discipline
It's knowing
That's part of the discipline
Yeah
They're also
That's still part of the discipline
Knowing that yo
Doing this
Could lead to that
We can't fuck
And then make everything fall
Make all the jingle pieces fall
You don't care
You still go fuck the show
Look at that
I didn't say none of that
When you get some money
Like money money money
I didn't
I'm minding my business
I'm saying that
When we was
I put it in context.
Like you can't judge a 20-something-year-old dude
with our 40-something-year-old brains.
And sometimes we do that.
Like we did that.
We was about to do that with Kassanat.
We did that with Jonti Murray.
A lot of these things, you're talking about gentlemen
that are fresh out of college,
fresh in like learning life.
Okay, but I caught you moving around again.
You didn't catch me moving nowhere.
You're in the comedy?
Yeah.
sure I am
I'm sure I am
yeah
you know what you went to
you act like
you'll send them to my page
you send them to my page
all of us
I always catch my man
you didn't know
Mona look at my man
that nigga light
bright face
flowing around
I hate that feature
yo
I love going somewhere
I'm on Instagram
if you don't know
what I'm talking about
I always bump into my man's
light bright face
and guess what I bump in around
with some hearts
you leave a lot of hearts
to that white Lauea-Way shirt
all the time with the black writing.
Just afroating, just floating.
Dog, look at you.
All right.
Joe, if I open my phone, right.
That boy liked that comedy.
Yeah, if I-oh.
Hey, corn, check your man out.
He liked that comic shit.
Bro.
Bring a little old comic view, nigga.
Yeah.
I know.
I went to the page and checked, boy.
Well, you know what's funny?
Say something else because I got you again.
I quote both of y'all.
Dog, this thing is everywhere.
No.
I had it too.
I ain't fessing up to that.
This nigga is a nomad.
Bro, this nigga's a nomad.
Yeah, Louave.
Who that next to you?
Who that?
I can show you all of y'all.
I don't know.
Who that next to you?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let me see.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let me see what that look like, please.
Dog, you are a funny cat, boy.
You nobody, you unbeatable.
You unbeatable on a gram.
Man, I am right here.
Nah, not you.
This is a nice picture, though.
You don't say.
I ain't hit follow, though.
I don't do that either.
Discipline.
I don't hit follow.
Sometimes I just leave a little like and go.
A little like.
Freeze, I caught your ass too, niggins.
You want to pull some pictures of all.
Let me tell you, but when ice like him, he liked them in abundance.
You'll go to every you score.
I caught you too, boy.
Don't make me fine.
My picture.
Yeah, I don't think you caught me.
Oh, no.
I don't think you caught me.
Oh, boy.
I catch you all a lot.
Them, right?
Them.
Oh, shit.
Look at your boy again.
Bright as hell.
Bright as that night.
Look at my boy again.
Making it known out there.
Hey, E.
Amani, check your man up.
Ooh, that boy.
Making it known.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you'll be on your phone more than I think.
Don't worry, Ice.
I'm gonna find you in a little bit.
I'm sure.
I'm gonna find you in a little bit
because you're making me mad.
Now, anyway, let's find a topic.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's talk.
I'm on the topic, Goddivit.
No, Ice baby, man.
Now I got a final.
I'm just saying it was funny because I was like,
both of them right there next to each other.
Like the old days.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Catch a, it's your lunch.
Let's check your man out.
God damn it, boy.
Nice, too.
Who is this?
Oh, it's Spanish.
I don't even know.
You got it to translate button.
You got it to translate button.
That boy.
Got with the train.
That boy moved.
That's my man right there moving around.
Erickson, I'm not sending these to you to put on the screen.
You so phony, though.
I'm not sending these to you.
You're so phony me.
I'm just telling you what I see.
I'm going to start telling you the sights I see on you, yo.
I'm just telling you what I see.
This shit is in Spanish and you right here.
Yeah, so I'm on the phone.
I'm on the phone with Ian the other day.
You know what in my 2026 bag trying to get these things right?
Right.
This nigga cleaning lady comes over there.
Uh-huh.
All right?
He tell her some shit in English.
You say, huh?
What, the cat?
Don't.
Don't you know this man starts speaking fluent Spanish to his cleaning lady?
Ian.
Schwartzman?
Schwartzman.
Well, yeah.
Ian starts speaking fluent Spanish to his cleaning lady having a whole conversation.
So I look him dead in the face.
I'm like, yo dog.
Why have I known?
never known that you can speak Spanish
and he looks at me and says, I speak
Spanish, like, fluently.
I didn't know that.
I said, Ian, I say, Ian, why
didn't I ever know that? He said, I mean,
you never asked. You don't speak Spanish?
He ain't going to speak it to you? He said, you never
asked. When people look you in the face
and say something as dumb as, you never asked.
Like, I'm just randomly saying, hey, oh, by the way.
He's been a duolingo going crazy
for the past four years. Yeah.
I'm not mad at that. I'm not. I'm speaking Spanish
changes the game.
Yeah, for sure.
But anyway, so I'm like, damn, why didn't I know that?
I know that Edith, Kino's ladies speak Spanish.
Of course.
But I know that because we went to Costa Rica.
True.
And she was speaking Spanish to the people out there.
Okay.
And Ian was supposed to go.
He was.
To Costa Rica.
Which led me to, while I'm on the phone with him, I'm saying,
yo dog, now did I think about it,
you and your wife have told,
some of the worst couple lies that I've ever heard,
starting with how y'all ended up not going to Costa Rica.
Oh, that's the lie right there.
Stop it, though.
Jules was three days pregnant.
She was three days pregnant saying,
hey, we came from the doctor, I'm pregnant,
and the doctor said that I shouldn't fly
or I shouldn't be around mosquitoes.
That's what they said to people with children.
I didn't get one mosquito bite.
I mean, I got a bunch, but I have kids.
I've been there for multiple pregnancies.
Not just that.
That is the biggest crock of shit that I've ever heard.
The doctors won't tell you not to fly.
And the fact, they told my girl when my girl was pregnant that you have up until, it's a name for it, a something trip.
It's a name for it.
Like your seventh, eighth month is when you're supposed to take that last trip before you conceive.
Julia was 30 minutes pregnant.
And they said that lie.
They won't tell you to fly.
Which led me to your dog, you have to.
tell, y'all have to tell better lies
as a couple. As
a couple, that shit you did
for Costa Rica for New Year's, you not being at
my birthday, like some of the lies that you're
telling, oh, I'm just
sleepy today. What?
That's not a good lie. He ain't put no effort into the lie.
That's what I'm saying. Just mail in the
lie in. That's what I'm, as a couple, y'all
together, two brains, two minds are better than one, two brains.
Gotta come up with something better than one. Y'all have to come up with something better
than that. So that leads me to
couple, I mean, lies that you
have told as a couple.
I got an easy one off rip for the New Year's Eve party.
People came in.
I'm wearing a tux shirt and a bow tie and tucks pants.
I was like, you didn't put that on the invitation.
That's where, you know, to get put some shit on.
I was like, well, my wife, she wanted to get dressed up, so I got to get dressed up now.
I put it right on her.
And she corroborated and, you know, everyone sat there in their hoodies and had to deal with it.
That's fine.
That's fire.
The couple, it's always the one where we don't go somewhere.
I put it on her all the time, you know, or the kids.
Oh, yeah, we'll use the kids.
Oh, yeah, we couldn't do it because we just ain't feel like it.
Like, honest to God, half the time I don't go somewhere, I just don't feel like it.
Which is fine, by the way.
You could also say that.
Okay, all right, we're getting somewhere.
Now we're cooking with grease and oil here.
What do y'all do when one of y'all want to go somewhere and the other one don't?
It depends on who want to go.
if it's F.A.
All right, so.
If I want to go,
we're going.
If you don't want to go,
I don't think that's necessarily true.
No, he said that.
I didn't say anything.
He didn't say that.
I'm not saying it.
Because if your girl want to go somewhere,
unfortunately, you got to go.
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
Perfect.
Yes.
For me.
For me.
I'm a rat.
I'm a just snitch.
Do it.
She's right there.
She's right there.
Run.
I'm going to tell it.
I mean, she's going to, the date is coming anyway.
I ain't going to be there.
So I'm going to fuck where you're at.
We get an invite to a friend's birthday party.
Uh-huh.
It is a friend.
A legit friend that shows up to everything that I invite them to.
So you're a friend, her friend.
Or y'all friend.
My friend our friend
Okay, got it
My friend are friend
Got it, got it
But it's a girl
So they do the girly invites
Of course
I got the invite
To Parks' shindig
From REM sending it to her
Yeah, yeah
I got it
They do that
They grow
Why they're
Because we don't
You know why they do that
Girls is just
Ugh
So now here she go
Saying
Oh I got to come back
On this date
I think I know
It's part of too
because we got to go to this party.
So I say, okay, let me see the invitation.
Yeah, I'm a judgy motherfucker, man.
Do you all know that about me?
Yes.
So she showed me the flyer.
Oh, you're crazy.
You're not going to you?
No, we not go.
Anyway, so she shows me the name of the place.
The name of the place has a K in it, but the K is in.
weed plants.
Problem number one.
I know the spot you're talking about.
I'm probably not going to go here.
So I find the place on Instagram.
That can go one of the two ways.
It's the fucking the X-list
all-stars in this place.
Like a bunch of, they got a, they're doing ads
and doing influencer type shit
up in this motherfucker
and I just start seeing some of the people
that's in here
and they're talking about
we got six floors
are partied
and the floor just like
it's a whole
I looked at my girl
and said
hey check this out
you can come up here that day
but I ain't go to this fucking boy
you crazy as hell if I'm going
I'll send a gift
I'll do something else
but
let's come up with the couple lie
let's come up with the lie
hey think of it now
think of it now because when that date come
nah it ain't happening
sorry but sorry
what happens you're here
they're gonna hear
they go here they go here
I love you
no
no I'm sorry I'm sorry
I love it's because
so you don't want to go because of the spot
or is it just like it's times where you just
legitimately I don't want to go to this year
and then shit I don't want to do anything this month
don't invite me to shit this one
I'm a low shit this month.
My energy, I'm not sharing energy
with people in the weed influencer
party spot.
So then she brought up your party that we went to.
She said, we went to ice shit.
And you remember ice shit.
And I said,
we didn't plan on going to ice shit.
We just happened to be free and available
at the same time.
That's different.
That's different than planning to go to something.
I'm talking about planning.
Totally different.
I never said a word.
Ice about going at that party.
Right.
You did.
I just popped up.
I told me.
I just popped up, though.
So, yeah, no, sorry, buddy.
Sorry.
And it's messed up.
I didn't go to my brother's birthday party last year.
My older brother.
Everybody was there.
Why?
Why didn't you go?
Why didn't you go, Mr. Button?
Faster, why?
I didn't want to go home.
Oh, shit.
It was like a Sunday or something shit.
It was in Newark.
It was like, oh, my God.
Then I saw the pictures all right.
I'm like, oh, look, hey, they was having a blast.
I should have went over there and said hello.
Anyway.
Now, having a significant other is one of the best lie situations you can get off.
You can just play off each other's shit.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's about you think.
She's sick.
Go this.
She'd be really wanting to go to shit.
See, that's when they get tricky on those balls.
Yeah, it's tough.
That's when you get tricky.
That's when you got to put your foot down as a dude and be like,
not this.
No, that's when you end up going.
Yeah.
unfortunately.
I hear you, but.
We hear?
Whatever.
Anyway, stop, man.
When you're all lies to come, which?
I'm going.
And my girls say we're going, we're going.
I can tell you when his lies be.
Oh, me too, but.
No.
Go ahead.
No, no, I don't.
Go ahead.
I blame it on my baby.
That's a good one.
Yeah, nigga I got three old.
The baby's a good one.
Yeah, you can't go.
The baby's a good one.
What you're gonna do?
The baby's a good one.
His lives be, I'm talking about like to other people.
Yo, we're not even having no birthday party for my daughter.
Never said that?
We didn't even have no parties.
I got something else that's of no substance at all that I was thinking about.
Let's go.
Let's hear it.
You know all the jokes did we make about women and them little tiny daughters?
dogs.
Sure.
We make a lot of them.
Do y'all understand what that joke is when we're making them?
The single lady or just the lady who needs the emotional support, little tiny dog as a companion and yada y'all.
Y'all get that, right?
Yes.
You don't think it's weird.
And I had to start.
And I'm weird.
Why does Parks have a cat?
That too.
I'm a cat lover.
Why is Parks the only?
is Parks the only guy
in the group
with cats?
He's a real nigga.
That's right.
Smarter people own cats.
Wait.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
Turn out.
Wait, wait a minute.
Hey, hey, wait for you.
Flag on it.
I mean, you are, but.
Look, I don't know.
He is, but, hey.
You can't agree.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's right.
I want to hunt for a cat
right goddamn now.
And statistically,
cat owners are first.
smarter than dog owners.
Is that so?
Yes.
What statistics said that?
I don't look it up, man.
I can't even name.
Look that shit up.
I don't know why cats get so much flag.
They wipe their own asses.
Take care of themselves, damn, dear.
Yes, you don't have to do nothing to this nigga but put a couple bits in a fucking bowl.
This niggins take care of itself.
Like, come on, you don't have to do anything.
I can't believe Chavon killed my cat.
Yeah.
Yo.
I'm still not over it.
Yeah, you're a fucking cat.
Shut the fuck up.
I love this cat bullshit.
But that's part of why I'm...
You just hate it. Get a cat.
No, I got you under investigation.
You under my scope.
Get a fucking cat.
You under my scope. When I had a cat, I know why I had a cat.
There's a thing that...
There's a thing.
There's a thing to men with cats, yo.
Mice.
Well, that's a good one.
That's one.
What's the thing?
See, that double standard is interesting.
Yeah, cat was possessed.
You all acknowledged there.
Raven?
Was possessed.
Rest and peace.
Rest and peace.
Raven.
was...
My fucking cat was a nutcase.
What you're talking about?
That cat was a nut.
That cat was mean.
That motherfucker cat was crazy.
A black one.
It wasn't a black cat.
No, it wasn't black.
It was...
I'm talking about...
Oh, you're saying a...
Oh, you're associating crazy with black.
Oh, you say.
Oh, I see what you did.
That nigger cat was...
It wasn't no per.
No, I had a great cat.
My cat was great.
Great.
Great.
Wait, so, wait.
What was your loophole with the cat?
What was your grift?
I was just...
I was the only...
I was the only...
dude with a cat and that cat
was my everything. That cat was my
your dog, that cat came back
and that cat was there at a time
where I needed love,
support, friendship,
companionship, I spoke
to that little motherfucker.
They spoke back. Look, the difference
with the girls in the little dogs, they get all
that in the dog but they also get to take the dog out and show
the dog off it. They want that part too.
You can't, a cat not about to sit there and no
picture with you. I got parks under my school. Parks
is married with a cat. Two.
Two cats.
Two cats.
So you got something to do with the marriage and cats?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
After our cat passed, rest in peace, chairs, she wanted more cats.
Recipy too?
Chairs.
Chairs.
Chairs.
Reci.
The good die young.
That's the truth.
Yeah.
That's true.
So we got cats.
We got two of them.
So what's the new one?
I'm all for a love seat?
No.
No.
It's Ohito and Cole.
Sohito and Cole.
That's right.
I love a fucking, I just love a cat with a scat with a script.
Srifty name.
Right now I'm looking for
You know we're gonna let this white shit rock
Excuse me
That's those are great names
Parks
I'm looking for a bangle
Or an English British short hair
Oh you want a fancy cat
I do
I wanted a man cool
But I feel like that's more for
Like your house
Because they're big and shit
But I want a bingo
Or a short hair British
Hey yo my nigga
Go get Heathcliff
From around North Philly
And shadow
We got some shelter
Man
Let's just be shouts
RIP K K Kats
RIP N K Kna
I'm most fucked up
RIP M N Kna Kna
Yeah
That just sound like a hood-ass cat.
Show, please.
Oh, that nickname.
Yeah, riffraff of the main coon.
Mancoon.
I want a pretty short hair, or a bingo, but I used to want to mean.
I don't know why.
I'm going to get a dog.
I'm going to get a dog.
I'm going to get a dog.
In a few years.
Look on.
In a few years.
Something big and obnoxious.
I would like to get a dog.
But I live in New York.
Having a dog in New York to me doesn't seem right.
This big-ass cat, yo.
I ain't got you in New York.
They're barking all that.
I mean, you might be right about that too, but cats are valid everywhere.
They're literally like lying.
Dog, what I don't like with the cat
It's not as personal as the dogs
Oh, you're bugging.
My cats are hell of personal.
It depends on the cat.
Some kids stay away from their people.
Some cats are colors.
It just depends.
So if you get a cat that's not a color,
that's what you're looking for.
You just get another one
because they have their own little personalities.
Yeah.
I got one of each.
One's personal one is Hugo Hyde.
It's just such a bitch.
I'm now remembering.
All of them.
Me and it stopped talking.
And then when we started talking again,
I had a big dog.
Yeah.
That niggas was scared that for Brooklyn.
Nick.
Everyone was scared.
What the fuck you're talking?
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
It wouldn't come in my house.
Let me tell you what happened.
Nika, you went to here.
No, no, no.
Listen, what happened.
Look at this.
You, you, you, jude.
Nah, we're not going to do that.
The motherfucker used to be foaming at the mouth like Kudjo.
The niggas look like he sniffed a bag.
Yo, listen.
Now, he's kidding.
Like he did.
Like he did what he sniffed a bag.
Joe sin.
See, look at this face and show the dog.
with the teeth and one of them short
Why I'm gonna'
Baby?
Brits.
He looks like he'd eat niggins for lunch.
Bro, listen, let me tell you.
A great beer.
This wouldn't come in my house.
No, this is what happened.
Nobody would.
I'm not like Brooklyn.
It was just a little dip, but
it was just a little dip.
You tried to bite someone else.
I mean, it bit me too.
It's yours.
I know about it by Brooklyn.
Thank God.
But I was, my name.
You all been bit by Brooklyn.
You hear the niggis justifying stupidity.
It's a cane corso that's running around
biting people.
But I'm the bitch.
Exactly.
He's not running around biting people.
What was he doing?
He was home biting people.
Yo, Iish wouldn't come in my house.
No, but Iish wouldn't come inside my house.
You ring the doorbell and all you hear in reception.
That was a loud ass.
Let me tell you what happened.
All right, me and Joe didn't speak for Madloon.
Cool.
You trained the dog to hate you?
No.
That's him right.
The very first day I go to the nigger crib.
Once we started speaking.
The dog is sitting on the porch.
I get out the car, the dog rushes out and sit,
I jump back in my car.
This niggas starts my bins, Nathan.
Oh, shit.
You motherfucker, what are you doing?
That's what happened.
Why you jump back in the car?
Pussy?
Oh, God.
I told you, it's just a bitch.
Hey, bitch.
I told you it is a bitch.
You, dog.
This dog ass six-foot dog jumps on my car.
And then all black.
All black.
Didn't know what a leash was.
Never.
They'd be nighttime.
You go in the house
is pitch black
and you just hear the dog.
When you first got Brooklyn,
that was scary.
Over there and Totua?
No, he first got Brooklyn over here.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
You're right.
Cancorses are scary.
Yeah, that's when we thought he was
that's what he was eating shit.
Yeah, we thought he was like,
yo, Joe, you got a f*** dog.
You can't keep saying.
Oh, I apologize.
I forgot you can't say that.
I forgot we can't say that word.
I didn't know if a dog was eating its own feces.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
He went through a stage.
this little dukey stage
we thought that dog was a little different
well that's because we were ill-informed
dogs do have in that first year
into a segment where
a phase where they're eating shit
and there's things in the shit that they need
he wasn't just eating the shit
well he was rolling around
around the house
like it wasn't just eating the shit
he's the roll around and shit
it was in the dog cage
like every day you gotta go watch this dog
now
like you need to go to the store
you come back and he doesn't
shit it and then the world.
The more people to think about Brooklyn, the harder he smiled.
Like, he really remitted like, damn.
No, no, no.
No, they did eat niggas, man.
But this is the shit that make me crazy for not want to be around a dog that's
rode around his own feces.
Harlem was the best.
No, Harlem was the best dog ever.
By the time you met him, he was born doing that.
Yeah, yeah.
By the time you met him, he was chilling.
He was on a straight bite mode.
He had the switch on it in that.
Stupid eyes.
Oh, shout to everybody out there with pets.
Parks is still under fucking by investigation.
I'd like to learn more.
Barks has a cat.
Two.
Two cats.
Anyway, we're going to get this cat, though.
Anyway, we're going to get that.
I'm going to get the bottom.
You're going to meet these cats.
You're going to be like, I'll fucking love these cats.
My girl go through this argument every day, damn near.
Because I hate dogs.
Well, I hate pets, and she has two dogs when we moved in.
So I'm like, I call one of them the bane of my existence.
Oh, my God.
That's how I refer to him.
I'm like, you know, let me go.
You don't like no pets?
No.
I don't like pets because.
Yo, you such a bitch.
That's your man.
What?
You know, this dog is the bade of mine.
I hate dogs.
I hate bane.
I hate dogs.
I don't like pets.
You ain't hate them that much.
You got too.
Yeah, she did whatever she wanted on the movement.
Yo, I got six dogs, you hate them.
They're coming.
What else?
What else you hate?
You allergic to celery?
I'm bringing some celery.
Nah, no, no.
But, you know, I never like pets because I don't like shit
that's constantly, like fully never-changing,
dependent on you.
Sometimes I might not want to
fucking feed you today.
I won't have to deal with that today.
That's all.
You got a three.
You got a child.
Children grow up.
Children grow up.
Eventually they can get some level of independence.
Eventually they do shit on their own.
Your dog would be dead before the child
grows up.
I'm just saying, you're saying about kids.
I'm just saying at some point kids.
You might need some therapy.
You might be a hug.
He's sick.
Because your kid are going to stop begging.
I don't like parents.
They also take the attention off you because now she
paying attention.
the dog.
She ain't, no, no.
He's competing with Bain.
He's competing with Bain.
Bain get her attention.
Bain make her smile away.
You know what I mean?
Oh, that's why you came in looking like that last one.
Try to imitate Bain.
The bane of my existence is crazy.
The bane of my existence.
Like, what is he doing?
All right, come on.
Let's find something entertaining to talk about.
What else is entertaining out there to talk about?
Let's see.
We did this.
the wrap-ups, thank God.
New Doji, we did that.
What else is important?
It's the first month of the year.
Ain't nothing popping out there.
MTV's like officially done as far as
MTV. MTV is a music channel
is officially done as we know it.
I would queue up another one Bites the Dust.
They got a whole bunch of news and
TV shit going on.
They've been done though.
What happened is the music.
What happened, they had
like MTV, then they had like the MTV
jams or whatever, like we'll play like music videos
the alternate channels, those are now done.
Now there's nothing that plays music videos anymore.
So well.
Yep.
And I'm doing this for those of us that grew up in a generation
where that was extremely important.
One, and for those of us that had many a time up there
1515 Broadway, it's a sad day.
It's a sad day and time.
A lot of good times up there.
So it's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Go into YouTube.
They go to YouTube.
They go to YouTube.
I used to watch MTV every
fucking day.
MTV on getting ready in the morning.
Role rules.
I would watch
what's the daily show?
What was that called?
TRL.
TRL used to watch TRL.
Like I thought that eventually I would
go to Times Square
and jump around out there.
Never happened.
Thank God I wasn't that dumb.
But TV was a big deal.
I remember before they even played
niggish shit for real
because that was like a thing.
But I feel like they had
I performed there.
Did you?
Yeah, that was a big deal.
That is a big question.
That was like prime time.
After school, we went home and watched stuff like that.
That was a big deal.
Yeah, that's when, yeah.
I promised you the other day, we were watching,
we were just like putting stuff on and we put music videos on.
I hadn't seen half of them.
Now, these are hits that I like,
but the thought of not even know what the video that goes with the hit song
looked like when it would not be,
one didn't live without the other.
You had to have the video, you know, viewership just like the listening to the song.
You know what I mean?
We waited for shit like that.
Michael Jackson's fucking videos would be six minutes.
Nigger.
Thursday night at 8 o'clock.
He would stop,
Prime Time Network TV for a video, dog.
Like Michael Jackson or something else.
And then you know how YouTube will pick this stuff for you?
And a Buster song came on.
And it was so crazy because I said to myself,
I don't even know if Buster would have been as big because his videos were just so good.
It was bigger than the music.
You know what I mean?
You know what John came on when?
He played him whiteface.
Remember, bust the video.
I feel like sometimes he don't get enough.
Give me some more.
I think that might be.
I think he don't get enough credit for that sometimes because he was like that on the videos too.
He was.
Yeah, music video.
I don't know how that, you know, got lost in transition because niggas are still making videos.
So apparently.
And they get a lot of views on YouTube.
And they do get them, but it's just not like it was when we were kids.
It's not the same thing.
Well, because it's not like a mainstream television.
You got to go find it yourself a little bit.
No, not just that.
Everybody got a phone in their hand.
Right.
So you don't have to go home, look at a TV screen.
to see the video.
If you want to look at a video,
you could be fucking on a bus
looking at your YouTube.
You could be out and about
looking at YouTube.
You don't necessarily have to go
to one place.
BET, MTV,
the jukebox and all that shit.
We used to have,
you don't have to do that no more.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
BETT and Eminet MetsmcTV
is so old.
You said jukebox.
Yo, this is such an old.
These kids got phone.
They can see it now.
No smartphone.
Nigel, we used to have to pay to see the video.
You used to have to pay to see a video.
We got it, y'all.
Like, we old.
Sometimes it's fun looking back at that shit
Seeing how everything came along with
Yeah, that shit is different
I was thinking about Michael Jackson this morning
And which led me down a fucking rabbit old
I think about him often
Janet Jackson got to be
LeBron James or sisters, right?
Tell me more.
I think yes
I'm just trying to think who else
Your brother's Michael Jackson
Right yeah
And you still manage to be Janet Jackson
Uh huh
Who's second
Who's second? Who'll be the
sister under her.
Like, yeah, she's LeBron.
So now who's number two?
What are the sisters?
What is like?
Ray J.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, cut you.
Just cut out.
Oh, shit.
No, they got it.
Oh.
Yo, that got it.
Yo, what the fuck you?
What's your problem?
Ray J is another friend.
That's my friend, too.
Yo.
No, that got it.
I'm a big fan of Ray J.
That's crazy.
I can't think of any more, sisters.
Yeah, yeah.
It's hard to this.
Oh, shit.
Sisters, yeah.
It'll come to me.
It'll come to me.
Did y'all see that picture she just posted recently?
She looks so good.
Don't see the last pictures Jane and dropped?
When she was on the wall with the fucked up unit?
No.
It was like she just got her hair done or something.
They just dropped on Twitter.
It's on Twitter.
Like a week ago, she looked amazing.
You still call it Twitter?
It's going to always be Twitter.
Yeah, what the fuck you are?
Yeah, y'all still on threads?
Remember y'all came in a and pumped up that?
I don't like that.
I never fucked with it.
I might go back and find that episode.
You know, ice and parks, really ice?
When that threads was out,
it's like, oh, I may never use anything else again.
I think I'll do you that shit a week ago.
Yeah, that shit was bad.
They still be trying to pump that shit in the, like, the app thing.
Go click something and they take you to the app store?
Nope, I don't want to see it.
I don't got to see it.
They don't get them for.
They almost got me because, you know how they saw you a little preview?
And it was like a bunch of shit talk about me.
But you have to actually damn it.
You know, I'm like, almost got me, fuck it.
Every time I clicked on something
that looked interesting by mistake
and they took me over to the thread side of things,
I was like, oh, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Stupid shit.
Therese got that fire.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Wait, what the fuck you?
That's why we don't catch you.
I don't know what you're lying about.
My nigga, them shit, they just suggestions?
It's the algorithms, though.
The niggas.
But you can't.
So you had the dirt app.
You have a girl.
I got a phone.
So you're on threads.
You got the app.
You have to because the suggestions is not enough.
Yeah, he's on thread.
I don't be typing or doing nothing to that.
That big a girl.
This thing is on threads.
Like, why are you on threads?
I don't be on.
Yo.
I don't be on threads.
When you're your Instagram box, they'll give you suggestions.
But when you press it, if you don't have the app, you can't see it.
Oh, no.
But you got the app.
I don't be on the app.
On both phone.
Like kicking it.
Wait, so you.
He got it on his eye cloud.
This on all the phone.
Wait.
No.
He might be looking at the thread from Instagram.
And then going to her name and they're going to search it in the Instagram thing.
If you're not on threads.
No.
He's on threads.
He's on threads.
He's on threads.
That's been established.
Okay.
Yeah, we deleted that.
He didn't.
That's the other part of me.
And get off a thread.
Yeah.
Pick your face, though.
He looks.
Fix your face, thing.
Let me see.
Let me see.
He's trying to get something to his threads.
Yes, let me see.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I hear you talking.
Let me see.
No, we good.
Oh, that's fucked up.
You don't need the couch.
This couch is a house.
You get me cut out sitting on this dumb-ass couch.
Oh, shit.
I don't know what's going on.
Wait, when I'm hanging with the fucking balls.
Hey, just to be clear, we could put a mic over there,
and you can put the mic.
You're dumbass.
What I'm in there?
My name, when I open up my Instagram, that white Lueva shirt is floating around on everything at the bottom.
What about when you're on threads?
We moved on from that.
Now, he don't found the block niggins ain't on over there.
Now, we moved on from that.
What about them threads, though?
Where else you at?
Blue sky.
What are you doing?
Blue sky.
What are you?
Blue sky.
Fake Twitter.
You're on.
Blue Sky.
They go over there on substat.
Definitely get your substack on.
LinkedIn.
Oh, my.
I don't even know what you're talking.
It's good off threads, yo.
You do a big age.
Just thinking that it's damn low.
You too old the thread now.
I don't thread.
He doesn't post.
He only searches and loves.
Wait, you a thread lurker?
Yes.
He don't post.
He just lurks.
These niggas is nuts, yo.
Those are facts.
He don't post.
He does not post on it.
Wait, you better have a thread.
He don't have no thread.
He leads threads.
Go to your page.
Go to your page.
Yeah, nah.
Sorry, audience.
You get, wait a minute.
You're getting pets and threads.
It's the first thing.
I'm going to tell you.
It's the slow out there.
That's what it is.
I'm having a blast, though.
It's the first of the fucking month.
That boy better have some threads posted.
You better have some type of homeowner real estate thread.
Oh, he probably going crazy around threads.
I've never posted the thread in my mind.
He didn't put his name on it.
Oh, my God.
He got a face this one.
All right.
This is a 15,000 followers.
over there in the cut and they never posted.
I've never posted.
There's no post.
It's shit empty.
I've never posted.
I've never posted it's crazy.
When the app first opened up, we all had threads.
But we don't still have it.
Listen, because y'all be actively on Twitter,
y'all was comparing threads to Twitter and rock with the one you like the most.
I'm not asking about that.
I ain't do that.
Do you have another apartment?
Do you?
No.
All right, then.
So what's you talking about?
I'm tired, bro.
What is my, I need to look at my brother.
Hold on, open that again?
I ain't going to say,
you go.
Studio apartment?
No, nigger.
A two family somewhere?
Yeah, what is it?
That boy.
All right, man.
All right, listen.
Also, y'all didn't tell me
that
Chevy Chase was on the bad white people list.
What do you do?
Why?
I didn't know that.
I heard he's an asshole.
I worked with people that.
We're losing right here about a big.
I work with people that never know
what the hell these people are doing.
Chevy Chase
We lose a white
I knew he was an asshole
But I didn't know he was
What do
But now I got to go find
Yeah you have to
I thought somebody
He was about to know
Chevy Chase
Let me find this year
I didn't know
I just
I just watched National Ampoon's Christmas
Is a white great
Well let's be careful
What he said?
Slow down
Slow down
Slow down
Why Chevy Chase a white
Great
National Ampe
Christmas vacation
No
Not if he's running around
saying nigger
Oh I ain't
know about all that.
Yeah, I'm over here looking now.
He has repeated allegations of abuse on set behavior, says Chase has been widely
described as verbally abusive, demeaning, and hostile towards castmates.
I've heard that one.
I've heard that one.
Complaints include yelling, personal insults, intimidation, making sets uncomfortable to
work on.
Racist and offensive language claims.
Former colleagues have accused Chase of using racial slurs and making racially
offensive jokes, notably several cast members from community alleged to use offensive
language during arguments with writers and cast.
Chase has at times denied intent.
Okay.
Claims jokes were misunderstood
and
remarks were taken out of context.
This is not helping.
Sexist remarks of misogynistic conduct.
Some co-workers and writers have described demeaning
comments towards women, including dismissive remarks
about female cast members and staff.
This has contributed to him being seen
as difficult and outdated in modern
workplace environments. Then it says it's
infamous fuse with Saturday Night Live.
Yeah.
Et cetera.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Yeah.
All right.
You see this stuff about Diamond Glover?
Nah, it doesn't go into detail.
Chevy Chase had a full meltdown on the community set
after his alleged inward use went public.
Reveals director Jay Shandreyskentheiser or something I'm fucking the name on.
Who fucked me over?
My career is ruined.
I'm ruined.
Fuck all of you, says.
Chevy Chase. There was history between Chevy and Yvette Nicole Brown around race. And she got up
and stormed out of there. Chevy storms off. So the producer is like, we need Yvette in the scene,
right? I'm like, yeah, she's in the next scene. And he goes, well, she won't come out unless
Chevy apologizes to her. Chevy comes back and goes, you know me and Richard Pryor. I used to
call Richard Pryor the N-word. And he used to call me the honky and we loved each other. And I'm like,
I know, man, I love that bit. I said, you know, can we just have?
have a little apology. He goes
for what? And the story
continues. But this is coming out now.
After that,
I read all of the shit that ICE just mentioned, and
I had no idea that Chevy Chase was a piece of shit.
I had no clue.
I heard he was asked. I didn't know how to date it, motherfuckers.
Who didn't hit the update button? He 82 years old.
Yeah, so that's what I was thinking. I said,
I feel like once they get to that old nigga stage,
it's just harder to kind of like keep shit under wraps.
And they come from such a different time.
They come from that time.
Or you could just openly do everything.
fuck you want and nobody tells.
It's like we ain't in them time motherfuckers
and sneaky record you, Mr. Chase.
And end you.
And just societal norms have changed.
Like a bunch of the gay jokes you used to make back in the day.
Like all of the comedy specials from the greats today, that shit wouldn't fly.
Not even close.
So I just think, again, you know, old people be stuck in their ways.
When he 80 years old, that thing was on the original big dogs or Saturday Night Live
and all of that shit.
You just stuck in your life?
ways and you refuse to conform.
I'm not using the society
changed an example for gay jokes
when it comes to white people, saying nigger.
No, no, I was just using that as an
example of things that you used
to could get away with that you can't get away with
today. And they used to
could get away with saying a nigger. Yeah, and even
it was always, the intent was always
the word, the intent behind the word is always that.
Throw a Frankie Chevy Chase, so I know you're real.
You fuck Chubby Chase.
Fuck them. I'm going to fuck about Chevy Chase.
Is.
But Joe, you know I could care less about these
80-year-old white man.
I don't know what I'm fucking about him.
You start telling me about the National Lampoon.
It's not my man at all.
Why you know so many Cherry Chase movies then?
Nicker because I'm...
You just said he was white greatness.
I'm 49 years old.
Re-can't all that white greatness shit to say.
Seriously.
Dumbass.
What I'm saying?
If we had to do it for Kevin Spacey?
We can't rep for Kevin Spacey no more.
I don't give a fuck about Chevy Chase.
Kevin Space.
Shepron Chase.
All of the men.
You got to walk you back.
He can't be a great white.
Y'all made me walk Hawk Hogan back.
You got to walk Chevy Chase back.
And it's such a fucking white man.
Teens think it's be praising some fucking weird white.
Not praising.
Not praising.
Hold on.
Y'all have a segment of calling white people great.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yes.
All right, so shut up.
Then ain't nobody praising none of these fucking white people?
No, but I take it back once I found out they're bad except, uh, Post Malone.
Ha ha.
And it's such a white man thing to do.
Post Malone.
I mean, he said it before.
But I mean, he was young.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Like, wait.
It's such a white man thing to do to be like, oh, me and Richard Pryor
I used to call him a nigga.
Yeah, so it ain't no big deal.
Yeah, it's such a, because it's like the things that Richard Pryor had to do
to get along in Hollywood, I bet you he did play games like that.
If deep down aside, he hated your fucking ass in that exchange.
You would never know what that black man had to do to get to where he was.
But it's just such a white guy thing to say, well, Richard Pryor let me call him a nigger.
Like, who gives a fuck, nigga?
That was Richard Pryor had been dead 20 years.
Dead and gone.
Yeah.
And I don't go to fuck.
What Richard let you do?
Y'all got shit over there, Kiki.
You can't call me no nigga.
I don't mean I got to accept it because Richard accepted it.
A pistol whip the shit out of shit.
Word.
Fuck out of it.
Talk about.
Chase your ass with a Chevy.
You were not great.
Yeah.
Let's see.
What else?
What else?
I feel like there's something else.
Who's suing this man?
Can we talk about that?
I want to know.
Will Smith.
Will Smith is being sued by someone who used to work with.
Full of violin.
A former employee of his.
A violinist?
A violinist?
No, no, go ahead.
Y'all good.
I know her.
It's a head.
It's not of her.
Damn.
I made a plan.
Nobody nowhere believed that you know a violin.
You would be surprised.
I could be a feeling thing.
I figured, this is little random, but I figure out how to trick the viewers.
When y'all talk about sports, I just listening with one of y'all mumbled.
And then I'll be like, yeah, exactly.
83, bro.
83 points.
That was great.
and it makes people think I know what the fuck going on.
Will Smith has been sued by professional violinist
Brian King Joseph.
He's a touring violinist and America's Got Talent finalist.
He claims that Smith and his management company,
Treyball Studios Management.
There's a joke there.
I'm going to let it go.
I thought you were joking.
That's the real name of the chip.
That's the name of it.
The son named Trey.
Who's on his name Trey?
Will's son named Trey.
What's on his name Trey?
You got the one that's not Jada's, the other lady.
But the tray ball is what?
It sounds like a bag of coat.
What the fuck is a trade ball?
I hate when you do this.
Go ahead.
I want to know the joke.
Yeah, Joseph claims that Smith and his management company,
Treyball Studios management,
engaged in sexual harassment, predatory behavior,
wrongful termination, and retaliation.
He says that...
He said they was great.
rooming them. Yeah, they were grown. He said, um, he's,
Will Smith has made inappropriate personal remarks such as
you and I have a special connection that I don't have with anyone else.
Wait, that's bad? I hate to victim.
That's bad to say? I mean, it makes sense what he's saying, but go ahead.
I hate the victim blame, but does that more have a cold context?
What'd you say? Yes.
Well, I mean, that's the picture.
Listen, I'm not a victim blamer and here at the Joe Bunn podcast, we do not victim
blame. No. But you can't trust nothing if we're a color context.
His boy got a green, gray eyes.
He's a fucking liar.
I'm letting you get your shit off.
It's something I've noticed up here.
When males come forward to say, yo, some shit went on, we got, we dropped up niggas through the ringer.
And when women come forward, we're very delicate and sensitive to the matter at hand.
And it's something that I want to change about how we delivered things on this podcast.
But not today.
It's something I want to get better
We're going to work on it
But not right now
First of all
Let me tell you what we think
This is Mareya
It's a couple things though
The fact that he's been on television already
The fact that he's funny looking
It does matter
He got a little funny
It's pulled up a picture
A home boy and now we profiling him
He got teal dreds and color contacts to match
We don't fucking trusted
Teal dreds with contacts to match them shit
I don't believe them.
Half, half two.
Damn, I'm brayed dreads
with contacts to match and I don't believe it.
And you're all that.
You got a violent.
He's got a shit.
I ain't doing that.
I ain't doing that.
I ain't doing that.
What the hell of y'all talking about?
You want to get that deep?
Hey, how many people you, go ahead, go ahead.
He's been on America's Got Talent.
That gives you that you want to be famous.
You're searching to get some fame.
to me.
So there's a hotel room incident that he's listing here.
It says it occurs.
Free will, yo.
It occurs in March 2025 in Vegas during the tour.
Joseph alleges someone entered his hotel room without permission.
It was booked by Will Smith's team.
Inside, he claims he found a handwritten note addressed to him saying,
Brian, I'll be back.
Just us.
Signed Stone F.
Along with personal items and a bottle of HIV medication in another person's name.
Oh, shit.
Well, that's pretty smooth.
What?
What is smooth about that?
What are you talking about?
That is so stupid.
Yo, this is all for entertainment purposes.
I don't know what's real or what's not or who needs a prayer or a hug and who don't.
I'm saying I booked you a room.
I left a little handwritten note that said,
Romantic.
Late on, just us.
And I just, never let me not say that, but somebody.
Got some.
Prick.
Somebody just took the HIV men.
If I just took my, nigga, I'm blouse.
Raw, down.
Yeah, just paint the picture.
If you, if somebody just popped in, this is brushing my sister right now.
I'm taking the dick pill and my HIV men.
I'm just a honeyback.
Bona, wake the fuck up in there.
We're crazy.
We're going to have a nice, nigga.
We're in Vegas, my dick.
Hey, put that violent up, boy.
I'm a stretch.
Hey, hey, you ain't gonna need that tonight.
You, the violent, this, nigger.
I'm putting you right over my shoulder.
Oh, my God.
When I come back, that's what you're trying to tell them in the note.
Yo, when I get back, we're going to get the fiddling.
Yo.
That's what I'm saying.
This niggins said just us.
Take your shower now.
Just us, me, yo.
Take this.
Shower now.
Careful a little prep for you, too.
Soap it up.
Smell like some fucking aromatherap
in and then.
Like, bro, the pole pie should be over once Joe said,
I put you over my shoulder.
He's going too far.
Oh, man.
So dude said, I just know how I would be.
Back in the day, it wasn't no HIV meds.
So now what?
Wait, you can live?
You're crazy.
No,
Hey you, I'm coming back to this room.
Holy shit.
Give a little bit of kick in.
Later.
Give a little bit to kick in.
Take it now.
And have that teal little braid.
Leave that to the fork.
Hey, leave that in the night.
You don't need.
I'm coming back.
Holy shit.
If this really happened, then this is horrible.
Yes.
But it doesn't sound believable.
Finish ice.
It don't sound believable.
All right.
So then it says he reported this incident to.
He reported this to hotel staff, local police
on the non-emergency line
and Smith's tour management.
And then he was fired right after that.
Days later, he was terminated from the tour
saying that they're moving in another direction
even though they never hired another violinist.
Dumbass.
He made a fucking job for you, you fuck that, I'm too.
This doesn't sound like your benefits.
He didn't need no violinist.
He was only there for one thing.
Dumbie.
You never heard summertime.
Stupid.
You're there finally.
Get jigger with it.
It ain't one in Miami.
It ain't what?
Parents just don't understand.
Oh, my Lord, yo.
Oh, shit, yo.
Nigger said that.
Are y'all still read?
He was deliberately grooming and priming Mr.
Joseph for further sexual exploitation.
You can't prove that.
Y'all my thing, I was being nice to you.
See how you, and that's why I don't fuck with you.
Amongst many reasons, but go ahead.
Keep going.
You can't fuck your violinists.
The same way?
You can't fuck the chef.
So don't change up the rules now when it's gay play.
Who said?
And nobody say nothing about change.
Because I don't hear you saying, yo.
He young.
Niggas make mistakes.
He's obsessed by him.
He went your shit.
Imagine what I'm doing about him.
You can't fuck your violinism.
My niggas.
My niggas.
Yes, he could if the violence was down to fuck him back.
What you're talking about?
That violence would definitely be down.
And you're wrong.
Even if it's consensual, I learned this on the morning show.
Well, I didn't learn this on the morning show.
But if it's consensual and you work for me.
Still not right.
The risk ain't working.
It's wrong.
Homeboy, hey, nigga, what did you think you meant?
Oh, man.
You're free will, man.
I don't think Will did none of this.
I don't know.
I don't have no facts.
Let's leave this to the experts to actually investigate
and be mature.
and responsible.
That's not what I sit on this white couch to do.
We're not being mature right now.
I don't sit on this white house to be mature and responsible.
So glad my little sister's not here no more.
Oh, my God.
That's when I realized how this part was not for kids.
No, it's not.
Very much not.
When you bring a family member up in, see,
he hasn't been like that sister shit.
You know all about prostitution and shit.
Oh, my Lord.
Cover your ears, Jimmy.
Anyways.
The violinist.
That's just sound humble.
It doesn't sound believable.
Now why Stefan Diggs try to go get him
a violinist.
It don't sound believable, and it's
hard to prove because how can you prove who wrote the note?
That part.
Yeah.
And the prep had somebody else's name on it.
I would have got a nigga that played for some Kenny G on the mom.
Do, do, do, do, do, no, no, no, no, no.
When I take my HIV match, I want to hear Kenny G.
Not me, because I don't, I'm not, God willing, knock on him off.
And you think the nigga was trying to be funny and not say will name because he could have got sued?
What, the JS?
No, I think that.
If that were to be the case, I don't think it would be in.
Yeah, yeah, that's what he was doing.
If somebody of that, in that,
that's crazy, in that rarefied air,
he's not walking around with their name on that type of bottle.
I don't know that that's what he was implying,
but when I read it, it came off.
It came off.
I mean, that name would draw the attention,
but again, if this is Will's tour, the company,
it could have been somebody else.
This happened on y'all watch.
I reported it to y'all.
I went through the, let's say it wasn't Will he trying to say it.
It was just another nigga on the tour.
I went through the, yo, I ain't want to fuck with this,
I reported this, and because y'all fired me,
told him out right after that we're going to another,
I'm going to sue y'all for that.
It ain't got to have nothing to do with,
but it's your tour, your company.
You know how you include all the names in the lawsuit,
you go all the way up the line.
I wasn't listening to y'all because I was busy being immature,
but did he say that they did something?
No.
Said they were groominging him for future.
What's his nigga name?
They was getting prepared to get fun.
Let's get him to fuck out of you.
They was getting him prepared to take the dick.
Packed that violent up.
Get the fuck out of it.
You ain't even sucking no dick, nigga.
Burn out of complete admission, loser.
Brian Joseph.
They're grooming.
I is grooming you and you ain't never.
For future sex exploitation.
Yeah.
You ain't got no talent.
No, dog.
Hey, home boy.
Hey, cam up right here.
Will didn't want you, nigga.
That was a figment of your imagination.
Fuck as you talking about.
You know, you know you talking to, nigga.
Look at you.
You think you could bag Will Smith, niggas.
While his wife is, nigga, you think Will Smith,
you think Jada Pink could get to have August Alcena
and Will Smith get you?
Like, let's keep it to pee.
Some of these, we're just too much lies, yo.
Stop it, my nigga.
Just take your violin and go.
Go to the Jacob Javis, play a little tune.
The train station or something, put a hat in front of you.
Hey, you niggins on the train.
The train, A, MTA in New York.
New York business. This is a New York, New Jersey podcast. No more cards. No more cards.
Really? They got some new preventative way to...
They got the tap. They got the tap. We got chips in your arms. Oh, it's our travel pair.
Yeah. No. Yes. And they also have these new doors that's supposed to stop people from
hop in the turnstow. You see the meme? You ain't see the meme?
Nigger walking up to the door dancing.
Nigger went right through that shit like, hey, what? It's like it wasn't a door. Yeah.
Okay, well, everybody can dance,
and I saw a father and daughter
a father with his daughter on the news
that's now suing the MTA
because he went through it.
And the close of the door?
Broke a whole face up.
You're supposed to let her go first, dumbass.
That is true.
You don't walk behind your fucking,
separate from your kid like that.
No, my.
That's so stupid.
This nigga running from the train
to catch her, come on, baby.
You better hurry up!
No, he didn't.
No, you're right,
because that's where the violent niggas be.
Right in the train
I can't believe this nigga
Try to put that on wish me
You know
Now I got mad thinking about
When I look at
This thing is crazy
I said something bad again
When I read it
I thought it was bullshit
Get him to fuck out of you
Pack him up
Pack him in that instrument
Both
Both instruments
Oh my God
I don't get how you can move off
That's funny
That should be a thread
Let's see, let's see, let's see what else, what else is going on out there.
Oh, this is unfortunate Tommy Lee, Tommy Lee's daughter.
Ah, yeah.
Tommy Lee's daughter, yeah, that's bad.
That's bad.
It's bad.
They got any more information yet?
None at all.
They're trying to put drug usage and all types of shit out.
Boy, yeah.
Rest and peace.
Rest and peace.
Prayers up to the family.
No, super, super, super, super.
Yo, did y'all see, um, it's ain't about nothing, but, so apparently a rumor had got started
that they was having fireworks over by the Brooklyn Bridge.
Okay.
So like thousands of motherfuckers went there for New Year's.
And when the countdown happened, nothing happened.
Oh, shit.
This is out there for hours trying to get a good, you know, you go in there early, get a good spot.
So they out there bundled up, little, probably had the diaper in the pad on this shit to get them a good spot to catch these fireworks.
Oh, shit.
And they were recording the countdown.
Three, two, one.
One, and everybody just standing
looking around.
Stood there for a few minutes
He'd had to walk the fuck off.
Damn.
Froze your ass off and I was like,
you know what?
Good for y'all.
Yeah, good for y'all.
Because it was brick on the...
It was cold.
That shit was different that night.
It was freezing, bro.
Disrespectful cold.
No, another reason I was in the house.
It wasn't just cold.
It was windy as fuck, bro.
Yeah, that wind is different.
Coated in the hook is hard.
Niggas always want to go see some fireworks
somewhere.
I like them.
You like fireworks?
Yeah, I asked somebody that was coming to
like the party.
Can you bring some?
His exact response.
Is my phone glitching
or did you just ask me for fireworks?
Like, fuck off.
Like, what's wrong?
What's doing our own fireworks,
motherfucker?
People are so corny.
Also, before we move on,
Tommy Lee's daughter,
Tommy Lee Jones's daughter
was named Victoria,
34 years old.
Yes.
Found in hotel in San Francisco.
We didn't say her name.
So, yeah, I just want to.
Rest and peace.
And, rest and peace.
And,
and praise the famous.
Let's see.
What else?
What else?
I do see this business insider report going around
that's talking about how broke Floyd Mayweather is.
I read it.
It sounds like a hit piece to me.
Like, I don't all the way believe everything in it.
So I'm not going to get to it, huh?
I said, I read some of that.
I mean, did it be rumors for a minute, though?
Yeah.
It's been rumor for a minute.
But he might still have assets, though.
He might still have his assets.
It's been going around for a minute that he was hurt.
That he was, yeah.
Yeah.
But niggas was saying it for damn near a decade now that.
His lifestyle, from my perspective, hasn't changed.
And he talks about a bunch of shit that he's done.
Supposedly he's huge in the New York real estate scene.
And he bought a bunch of shit.
I don't know how that's, I don't know how that's wrong.
Yeah, but then they came out, it was other shit saying that that wasn't necessarily all the way true.
Who knows?
But he came out and he was like, listen, all my jet.
everything everything I own is paid for so if that is the case that you know he was
doing fleets of vehicles jets houses and Miami Vegas all that type of shit and if
that's the case then I still I'm not necessarily broke but it has been said
that he has very high spending habits and if the money's not coming and it
should as hard sustain yeah plus an honorage take care of a lot of people all
that shit can can catch up to you I agree right
Hey, if he say he, I don't appear to be looking no different.
Also, that dad and daughter, not to go back, that suing the MTA,
they only suing for $200 grand.
Oh.
Couldn't better than me.
Word.
Not a lit MTA, boy.
And left with a violin.
That's part of a suit.
I can't believe that nigga tried to put that on Wilson.
That's a thing.
If you don't get the fuck out of here.
What, what happened, Mon?
You smell something?
You smell something cooking?
I don't smell something cooking.
That's the fucking problem.
What's going on?
It's Friday.
You're motherfucking right.
And they popped in there and said, what up too?
You need to still be starving.
You're right?
You right?
I smell all types of shit cooking.
We appreciate you so much.
Hell yeah, this nigga.
We done eating because this nigga is going to be home until March.
I'm smelling all that shit.
I ain't hungry in the slightest, Joe.
It's five o'clock.
He off that zip.
He off his zim.
Not zip.
I'm not on that zint.
Is it anything left?
I'm on that zit.
If you don't mind, I don't mind getting it.
You want something like that.
No, Nick, I want some of that new year.
Some blackerpiece.
Oh, you're talking about food.
I'm hungry.
I ain't on the zip.
I can eat a plate.
She made all that shit.
And I want you to pay attention
and you watch it because you know
people don't do do do off that either.
I don't want to say,
I sit next to you that shit
in ten days.
I'm just keeping where I love you.
You don't do-do off that zimp.
You got to figure out how to do-do.
You got to help you.
You got to eat something to do-do.
Yeah.
You got to eat?
Yes.
I think you're going to make a little
because I made so many dietary changes last month.
I think I said this already.
Like anything that I eat, I'm right through the toilet.
I shit.
I ain't one of them niggas that don't shit for three, four, five days.
I know those people exist.
Let's revisit the conversation after three weeks of him.
Well, I don't think I'm doing that for three weeks.
Oh, you're not.
I don't plan to stay on this motherfucker.
So how many weeks you're going to do it then?
You have at one now.
You said it's once a week.
You're going to do it next week?
Oh, I'm hitting him next week.
No, no, I'm hitting them next week again.
At the point five, you could do it a little longer.
Next week, I'm definitely here.
This shit, work like a motherfucker.
He's great.
He's going to zip, man. He's picking a violin.
Yo, when I wake up out to bed at 2 a.m.
2.30 in the morning and grab my phone in the dark and walk to the bathroom,
it's shit time.
That's almost every.
I don't know what he was going to say.
You never know where you're going to go with it.
I go sit.
Sometimes if I don't got a shit, I'll sit there so long that shit just come out.
You sit there with the phone
You sit there with the phone
Just chilling your ass
And be like all right
Fuck it
Muscle memory
Yeah
That's like when you don't got to pee
And you leave the force
And running
If you just stand by the door
You're going to pee
You're going to pee
Listen
That might be old niggic shit
That you don't have to
Eventually you do
Just because you're sitting there
I don't know what you
I'm old nigger then
Yeah we don't know about
Shit
Yeah
What else stupid we talked about
Violence
We didn't have talked about
We ain't talked about shit.
Oh, man.
And then when I tried to talk about something,
seratomically Jones,
I said,
I,
anyway, you know what I seen the other day?
They were fireworks.
Oh, that's cool.
Rest of the piece.
Yo, you seen that thing
the other day?
They're fireworks down by Brooklyn Brooklyn.
But we ain't know information.
Don't let me die around ice,
God damn.
You never that.
I asked if we had more information.
Everybody said no.
Big visual.
Big visual.
Set my shit up.
Don't leave it to him.
Don't let him go do it.
He'll go put one of them.
tea light candles.
It's a visual,
big visual.
Stupid ass, Nick.
I wait before you want to scream,
you want to project it?
Stupid out your big visual.
Visual.
That's my boy.
I already know how to, you know what?
I'm not having them come out with the sparklers.
It's like they got bottles.
I'll kick one of y'all.
Pock said what to do.
Legal weed in New York has
surpassed $2.5 billion.
Sheesh.
Easy.
Mm-hmm.
They knew that was one.
They got weed.
He's about some easy.
When they said that's your own news,
I was like, wait, oh, I had to rewind.
My nigger, they have weed
vending machines in the gas stations.
Two and a half billion dollars?
Yeah.
Did you hear what I said?
Weed vending machines in gas stations.
I've seen them.
You could buy whether it be flour,
pre-rose edibles at the gas station.
I want you to get,
gas from a different place.
No, no, no, no, this was out there.
No, this was one of them type of areas, B.
This was not, this was not, that shit ain't in the hood
because they're going to steal the vending machine.
And in fact that...
You can't put that shit in the hood?
There are still people, Americans, stuck in prison
for selling marijuana. That's terrible.
It's insane. It's terrible.
Crazy.
Go ahead, yo, I'm listening.
What you was about to say?
I'm not saying, I don't know why you're making this face.
I've already accepted that
with you and Mark here, we got to be
freedom fighters sometime.
Period.
So I get it.
I don't have nothing to say.
Hey, you niggas is locked up for weed.
Freedom.
Free them.
We are revolutionaries up here.
How much weed did you have?
Man, this niggins that's locked up for a little bit of weed.
No, it matters.
There's no amount where you should do that much time.
It's marijuana.
Wait, how much time?
20 years and 20 plus.
Oh, no, I agree with that.
Yeah, 20 years.
No, come home.
Free them.
Yeah.
But I still want to know how much weed you had.
Let's say 50 to 100 pounds.
What do you mean?
100 pounds of marijuana?
What kind of time?
you think you should do for that.
Because I think 100 pounds of marijuana
you should do probation in the halfway house.
That's right.
Oh, you high.
It's fucking weed.
We're selling that right aid, my nigga.
What state?
What state did you get caught with a hundred pounds?
That's it.
Nica, some states you are gone to November.
Like, bye-bye.
A hundred pounds of weed, my nigga.
You was getting 20 years in some of these states.
How much you were getting Pennsylvania?
Pennsylvania Commonwealth.
Them niggas is sending you up.
Up, up.
Monny, don't sell no weed while you work with you.
I don't sell weed.
I don't sell.
That's what you heard.
Yeah, I got it.
You can hear you.
I see what's going.
She said a hundred pounds.
You get probation in the podcast.
Let's slow it down.
He said probation.
Let's slow it down here.
But yes, freedom, freedom, freedom for sure.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Yeah, I need to work on my freedom.
Yeah, you don't sound like you mean it.
There's no.
enthusiasm. Yeah, I need to work on that.
I just heard on the playback.
Sound like you a juror.
Like you're just saying.
I say it like long as I'm free, I'm
shit.
Say it like a fucking. You got to say
it like, you can tell I ain't spend no time
in no jail for real. Oh my God.
Next time. Next time
I'm working on. Come back.
Y'all have any thoughts on
them
saying that they're thinking about charging the
driver in Anthony Joshua?
I think he has been charged. He has been charged?
Yeah.
It was a bunch of shit.
What they charged them with?
The vehicle manslaughter?
Yeah, I don't think he had a license.
It was, it was...
See, you're going to play around behind them cars
without your paperwork straight,
your license rate,
without the right blood, alcohol,
never, all that, all that shit in the world.
I was about to say,
was he intoxicated?
No.
I don't think so.
So why charge him with the license?
That's bullshit.
Yeah.
If the tire blew out, my nigga, it's different, bro.
Sometimes I feel like, like, I know we have a lot of laws.
He faces multiple criminal counts, including causing death by dangerous driving,
reckless and negligent driving, driving without due care,
and driving without a valid driver's license.
Yeah, like, what the fuck?
They was in Nigeria, bro.
Yeah, but you got to know the laws that place that you're at.
Yeah, but if the tire blew out, as Corey's saying, I don't know.
If that is legit, then I'm not necessarily recklessly driving.
If the tire blows out and you lose control of the car, that's a whole different ballgame, bro.
Getting charged with something.
I understand what you're saying.
If that's true, I think he'll beat some of that, but some of that got to stick.
The driving with no license.
They also suggested speeding and an overtake attempt were to blame for the crash.
But the state's police commissioner told ESPN that a bus tire,
on this vehicle caused him to lose control and swerve
into the stationary truck that was parked
alongside of the road.
Yeah, I'm what I'm talking about?
I mean, and if you ever been overseas,
I don't know this particular road,
but the roads be fucked up.
They do be fucked up.
You know what I'm saying?
We had for sure.
You try taking that to court.
Yeah.
But two people dead.
The roads be fucked up.
And not just that, as someone that has worked
in insurance claims,
just by reading that part alone,
how fast, I mean, there's other things
that got to come into play now.
How fast were you going?
What's the speed limit on that road?
And then once you also say that this person
doesn't have a valid driver's license,
they're going to attack all that shit all.
Because at the beginning,
it's going to be a shouldn't have been behind the wheel.
And if you were not,
if you weren't behind the wheel,
we don't have this conversation.
Now what I thought about too,
off of the Anthony Joshua stuff for a second.
Ice, you were a truck driver.
Yes.
You wasn't in happy ending spots
all over the world?
No.
Have you ever got a lot lizard?
No, I only did local driving.
Damn.
Those drivers that do that are usually over-the-road drivers who are going for weeks at a time.
You're away from home.
You've got to hit the truck stops.
I was local driver.
Oh, yeah.
So I come home every day.
Got it, got.
I know some local drivers still got a lot lizards, though.
I mean, that's them that driving them, if you go across state lines, something, you've got to go eight, ten hours on the road.
I was local driving.
I'm home in four or five hours.
I wouldn't mind me and a lot lizard myself.
Yes, you would.
Yes, you would.
Me a lot lizard for the night.
All right.
You see what some of that shit look like.
Go ahead, Joe.
Pass it to jail.
Pass it to jail.
I mean, I don't know.
I feel like, I don't know.
In your field, it's a lot of, you know.
A lot of them drivers on Miff, and he fucking lot of lichers.
I know you're different.
Bro, I'm telling you, I think I said this up here.
When I was in school, like the CDL school, whatever,
there was this one dude, weird little white dude.
And all he kept saying was lotless.
Like even while we in the truck with the instructor, he's like,
yo, we're the lot lizards beat.
We're the lot of lizard.
You're like, yo, my man.
That's how I first heard him.
What the fuck is a lot lizard?
You don't know.
Them of the girls that walk around, they'll fuck you.
Look at Ishraid to get a truck.
Never.
You're just ready to drive somewhere and gives it to your father.
And I follow a lot lizard that's not that bad.
She's a little chubby for a white girl.
How you know she a lot of lizard?
Because she posts about sex work.
I follow a lot of sex workers.
Yeah, she posts about.
You might know more whores than us.
She posts about her sex work.
She posts about her prices.
She posts about her outside.
She posts about the, like how boring it is.
So she'd be at the truck stops?
Yeah, she'd be at truck stops.
And she cut, damn.
No, I'm saying.
You said she.
You want to know if she's on threads.
You said she posts about the prices, so I think that's, you know, it's a bit
intriguing.
It's intriguing.
That's crazy.
My guy.
You got another apartment somewhere.
I'm a fine.
Now I know why he won't.
I'm coming up.
No, I follow a lot.
prostitutes, well not with sex workers, excuse me. That's the appropriate term in 2026, fellas.
My final, is there a moment before we leave this, is there a difference to you between
prostitutes and escorts? No, it's a P and the E. It's all the same thing. You're selling
pussy and ass and mouth. No. Okay? At the end of the day, sometimes you can't, a person might,
a person might book an escort for just a date or just a vibe. And with prostitutes,
you kind of assume that they're only being booked for sex. But I know girls that are simple,
and plain prostitutes that sometimes catch dates
that just need somebody around them or they want to
get high with them or whatever. But I think
escort is just a
upper echelon process. The same thing. I'm still in pussy ass and
mouth. Three holes. That's it. You know?
Isn't an escort bitch is sitting high up on that hill like they
don't do it any better? And it's like, girl. So you said you don't see
a difference, but then named a difference did you see?
Because that's not, it's still the same shit.
No, it ain't. Oh, man.
See, my difference. My difference was
you can hire an escort
that won't have sex.
You can hire an escort to go to the mat gala
or to a black tie fear with you
because you're single
and you just need somebody to accompany you
but sex is not a part of that.
Can I ask your question?
If we're in the 50s.
If we hire, exactly.
If I did hire an escort right, y'all
and I booked her just for this moment, right?
And as I'm getting saucy
at my fucking reunion from the Ivy League school,
I want some head.
I could pay this bitch to suck it.
She's going to suck it.
So that's what I'm saying.
She's going to take the money.
It's just you.
booked for no pussy. That's what I don't see the difference
is the same thing. I don't know none of
it. It's like in that purchases?
Yeah, like where you want to upgrade?
You can upgrade your services at any time.
Trust me, baby girl, going to take that paper.
You might be right. It's not my field, but
from what I understood.
It ain't my field either. It's not his field.
No, from what I understood, all
escorts wasn't necessarily
wasn't about sex work. That's what I
had heard in the past.
If it's not your field, then don't even worry about it.
I know.
The escorts are all you. They weren't with the sex work.
You plowed the, you plowed
Phil to fill.
Oh shit.
Blanching grass.
Yeah, man, it's cool.
I don't want to problem.
Y'all is funny.
All right, my final question for you, ice.
Why your answer?
Give you your opinion.
I said, saying.
When you said, uh,
there's a dimmer.
I said, same.
I agree.
Well, what's the question?
My final question for you.
I saw a clip of a comedian
talking about his experience
getting a vasectomy.
Mm-hmm.
And his joke was,
you know, the vasectomy
wasn't the problem. The problem was right before the vasectomy,
homeboy had to come in there and say he had to clean up the spot.
So he did a whole bit about
Duke coming in while he's in the waiting room to clean him up
before the vasectomy. So I never thought of that.
Clean up the area. His penis? The grundle. Yeah, because he was like, I could clean it,
but he was like, no, we're talking about a professional grade cleaning, which made me want to say,
Did they have to do that to me?
Yeah.
No.
My shit, like he said, he could clean.
I keep, again, I'm bald.
That's my niggins.
So, they didn't have to, there was nothing to clean.
Nothing to clean because he bald.
Giving bald dick.
I'm not, like, man.
I've told that whole process.
Oh, no, they, no, I thought you, when you say clean up the area, I'm thinking you made they had to shave him.
No.
Because that's what they have, they want you.
Again, if it's any type of surgery, they're going to shave you.
unless you're already bald.
Yeah.
So that's what I thought you were talking about.
Of course, they're going to prep your area
anytime they do any surgery.
But was it a dude?
So the nigga came in the rub alcohol on your squirrel?
That's what I'm asking you.
The nurse did that.
The dude.
Was it a dude nurse, don't you?
No, no, that was a girl.
That was a girl.
I'm going to keep it a buck with y'all.
Did you request that?
No, I didn't request it, but we're making jokes.
It's more pressure if it's the girl.
Why?
You want, you want shrink, shrink, shrink.
I don't care.
You want shrink, shrink, shrink, shrink, shrink, shrink.
Tammy didn't see the nigger with a little meat before.
I'm sitting here.
I'm good.
She's coming in like,
I gotta get you.
Jonathan touching on my meat, bro.
I'm good.
Well, he cutting on your meat.
I'm asleep.
No, you're not.
You don't get put to sleep
for the vasectomy?
No, you're not.
It's an outpatient day?
Yeah, I went right home.
The shit lasted 15 minutes.
Was it sore?
Not at first, no.
Then, like, I want to say
maybe the next day,
it just felt like I caught it.
Crap?
I felt like I caught a little,
like a cramp almost.
Like a cramp.
Yeah.
But that's it.
They get your ice pack, your whole ice pack on there if you feel any type of
soil, just take our Tylenol, if you feel pain.
But after that, I was fine.
Oh, God.
That's it.
That's all I got for you.
I do have a part of the show for y'all.
I see it.
I do have a part of the show for y'all.
Somebody needs our help.
This person's name is Corey Nomi.
What's up, Corey?
Oh, Corey Noh.
Corey know him is here.
Oh, yeah.
So it's Ischman's name.
Yeah.
This person said,
am I a bad friend?
Probably.
Usually.
You got to start off right there.
Yeah, probably.
Okay, during the pandemic,
my mom's basement was the hangout spot.
She had her own bar and we could go there
and we would go there every weekend with friends
to party during troubling times.
Okay.
I had invited my friend from the streets over.
He says that that's important later.
We put time in on the streets together so we locked in.
I had a bottle of Henny White from a plug who
delivered alcohol to you on the spot with everything shut down at the time.
That was a good time.
Boy, that was a good time.
We were drinking and telling old war stories, the usual.
He then shared with me.
He's been screwing my best friend, my best friend that I knew since elementary schools, baby
mom slash girlfriend.
He was drunk while sharing that, but I wasn't.
I remembered.
Days went by and I've been on the phone with my best friend daily like usual.
Been around him and his kids.
and even her as usual.
To the point I had to stop
because I felt fake holding this information
and still calling him my brother.
One day he called me and I came clean
and explained why I've been avoiding him
and that I was told information
that I didn't ask for
about his BM cheating on him
with a friend of mine who's an associate of his as well.
Long story short, he ended up breaking up with her.
She hates me for breaking up her feelings.
family and my street friend at the time wanted to fight me which got resolved with the quickness
l-oh i see what you did there i see what you're saying with the resolve with the quickness
but me and my best friend's relationship hasn't been the same i feel like i did him a solid
i showed my loyalty to him in that situation enough to go against my quote-unquote street friend for him
i feel like we should be closer than we are now we don't talk at all am i wrong and should i have just
minded my business to keep our relationship how it was.
Please.
Really good question.
That's really tricky.
Really tricky.
Please, please, guys.
With my group of friends, we asked each other for the most part.
Like my core group of girlfriends, because what we figured out was some women almost feel
like it's disloyal you if you don't tell them, right?
So in my friend group, I used to say exactly like this, I don't care if you see my
nigga on Broad Street with a dick in his mouth.
Don't call me about that shit.
I just don't want to hear that.
You know what I mean?
Like me personally, I feel like if it was meant for me to know
would come across my desk,
like, I feel like I've seen women almost like
get an inkling at their friends' niggas cheating
and kind of investigate like that state nigger.
You know what I mean?
It's like, I don't need that from you, bitch.
I'm not going to be looking at chores, you know?
So, but that's a very personal thing.
I have a close friend that I know for a fact,
not only if I didn't tell her
when she'd be pissed, like,
she would hold that against me.
Like that would be a thing.
It's like coming up after, because I was always very protective of my friends and all that.
So when I was younger, that's something that I would do.
And I never understood why it would backfire.
Often, you end up not this girlfriend no more.
She stays with him and out of sheer embarrassment of what you know, that bitch will cut you off.
Or she'll tell him and now Thanksgiving is so fucking weird.
So it's like me personally, I just think a rule of thumb is to mind your business
that lets you know that that's what they expect for you as a friend.
Simple.
One thing you said, you say, you say, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't,
want you wouldn't want nobody to tell you because if it's meant for you to know you'll find out
it'll come across your desk but what if them telling you is how you find out um i don't care
you still you get what i'm saying right but that's the answer i don't care okay yeah thank you
um and and in homeboys case i don't think you're a bad friend um i think you did like you used
you had you showed your loyalty i would want to know who like what what i know this is your street
friend, but how many years you got here?
Like, how close are y'all versus...
Yeah, that's what's tricky.
You're telling one friend on another friend.
Right.
That's tough. That's tough.
Like, where's your relationship live?
Who's your relationship stronger with?
Because that would be important to me.
Yeah, that's how you make a decision.
If one of my friends is fucking one of my other friends, baby moms, I'm staying the fuck
out of it.
Period.
It's too messy.
Yeah, it's too messy.
That shit could go another way, but then they find out and then...
You knew?
And now I'm looking at you funny because you knew you've been around, you've been in the
crib, you've been around her.
and our kid and you just smiled here
and you knew this was going on.
I can't call you my brother.
How are you going to mind you?
He was trying to mind his business
until he went about his daily routine
and felt like a phony-ass dude.
Yeah.
But then distance himself
and then even that.
All right.
I feel bad.
I can't be around your girl
and your kid and all of this
knowing what I know.
So let me distance myself.
And now that turned into a thing.
Like he tried every way
to not have this blow up.
Mona hit it on the head
unless you have,
know that your friend
wants to know the general rule of thumb
and this is my business. But we don't
as friends sometimes
sit around and have conversations
in hypothetical terms like, yo
what you want to know? What's our
rule? Yo, you see
my shorty at the movies with Roscoe
you're going to tell, like we don't have that
hypothetical conversation so you would
think that. That's why I listen
again I say like I always say
it's important to know your friends.
Facts. I agree. We don't have to have that talk.
Yo. We don't have to have
that's all.
Some friends I know
are gonna want to know that information immediately.
Some, not so much
you might drive them off a bridge.
True.
So for the one that wants to know
and you go tell
and now all of a sudden,
because it really be a lot of shame
and embarrassment that comes in,
yo, dog, your chick was doing.
And then you know the street nigger.
So the street nigger might
give you information like, yo, my nigga,
we'd be,
you know what I'm saying?
And now you feel stupid.
That shit is a,
a shot to your manhood.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just tough for those two people.
You both fuck with them.
You fuck with both of them.
If we ain't super flawed, I'm on my business.
But if we, you my man, man, I'm right.
Yeah, same.
I think that men tell just as much as females do.
Like, when I think about it,
niggas will tell they home me fast and shit.
Girls might even, like, pussyfoot around it or whatever.
But a man is telling on you.
Anytime I've ever been seen by one of my niggie friends,
I got told him.
Like a nigger look at you like oh word bitch you're in the mall with this thing
Yeah I'm calling out from the mall yeah and I think that's a
Nogne hit with some nigger yeah that ain't corny I just I just I just think this weird
That's a brother why do you think that's corny or weird?
Because I feel like he's not leaving I've been cheating on this thing all the whole time
So watch this.
No no no no no no no
This thing is not going nowhere like what are we doing?
Hold up once I tell once I let the nigger know the first time and he keep stay with you
I'm out I'm not telling no more I'm out and niggas
Now you're bringing, you bring in drama and problems to their household.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, dog, if he's going to stay with the cheater,
then I'm going to let them rock and be happy in their glory.
But, you know what I'm saying?
The initial time, I'm telling.
Yo, I'm in the movie.
She here now.
You want me bringing the phone to her?
Oh, my God.
Like, what, nigga?
That's my man.
That's his way to get a headbutt.
You walk up to me.
Oh, Tyrone wants you.
And we're ready wrestling this motherfucker.
Now we're about to fight.
Because you think I'm picking this phone and saying, hello?
I'm going to fuck you up this out there.
You dog.
Grabbing the yellow hoodie.
about the rest of you.
I remember I had something similar to that happened.
And the homie was like, yo, don't even say nothing to her until I'm around.
Because I wanted to lie.
Like, I would love for her to lie and say X, Y, like, I saw it.
I'm telling you what's going on.
You just didn't know.
And I appreciate that information.
Of course, I couldn't wait.
She, he telling the truth.
Clipped it.
Oh, where she fessed up?
Yeah, she fessed up.
She was like, yo, sure.
Yeah, he's telling the truth.
These girls, the girls are getting creative.
I saw, do y'all see the game
that people are playing on TikTok with four squares?
It's eight squares, and you got to say,
fog, frog, call, call.
Yeah, yeah, they make you say the word,
on beat or something, right?
Frog, log, frog, like you got to do it on beat.
Yeah.
I don't know how these people are customizing these things
because I've never played the game,
but this girl made a husband player.
what she had him said
crazy
his side piece name
uh no
by the third screen
it was
I went in your phone
this is what I found
like it was
it was yeah he turned around
it was yeah
it was girls being creative
with each word
that come out of his mom
yeah I don't know
I think that
um
if you're in a situation
and it works for you.
I think we fuck up when we like compare.
It's like you have a friend that's getting cheated on.
But it's really, it works for them.
Like, it doesn't bother them.
You know what I mean?
It works for them.
It works.
I'm telling you, some people had those kind of dynamics
and it's like when nobody know everything's straight.
Once niggas get to getting in it
or you get to take another view of your opinions
or comparing your relationship to their relationship,
then shit go left.
Like, I've been in a situation where this nigga
know I'm cheating on him.
He knows what's going on.
But he don't say nothing.
Like, we both delusional.
I like you, I like you, you know.
No, you might be.
Here comes this nigga cousin with a story.
Don't know the rules.
Don't know what we're doing.
Here you go.
Minds some business that's yours.
And now nigga react in a different way because now it's out there people know.
He far along as he knows.
Yeah.
And where you're going with a violent?
Your cousin is a violent.
We're going on tour?
See that in the mall walking with a nigga out of music case.
Oh my God.
He's funny though he asks where vice it don't matter.
He's still cut off.
No matter what we think.
He's still cut the fuck off.
But he wanted to know if he did something wrong.
He didn't do nothing wrong.
He didn't do anything wrong.
You ain't do nothing wrong, but you're also not playing PlayStation over there no more.
But now, see, in my opinion, if it's your man.
No, but if it's your man man, you need to pull up your man.
Yeah.
And after a little bit of time, I also want to know how long ago did this happen?
Because after a little bit of time, the nigg would come back around.
You got right.
You got to start having these niggas queued up so we can ask questions.
You always got questions.
Yeah.
Now, how long did you know the street front?
Some of this shit matters.
Did he sell coke or weed?
Yeah.
Was he a scammer or a drug dealer?
Yeah, did he bust his gun?
Yeah, you're all needing the facts to get to it.
This shit matter.
Sure.
Listen, I hope we was able to help you, big dog.
Yeah, that's what we're here for.
Well, it don't matter.
Everybody cuts you off, nigger, so.
You'll do something different next time, no matter what.
I'll tell you that one.
Listen, man.
Hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast.
Hey
Hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast
As much as we enjoy delivering it to you
Keep us in your prayers if you pray
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time
We bid you would do
Farewell, Adiosuribadirte
Yasha LeBista
Arvoa so long goodbye
Or simple head nod will suffice
Listen happy new year
To each and every one of y'all out there
Man try something different this year
Do something different than you did last year
Get uncomfortable
Yeah man switch it up
Same thing get you the same results
Just work.
Remember life is a series of moments and moments indeed pass.
Hey.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have and last but certainly not least.
The baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel and the closed minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you a Tylenol.
You might need that motherfucker at some point.
It go.
It go.
Back to school next.
week so traffic will be back. Enjoy your traffic list days. What y'all do this weekend?
Y'all lit y'all lit y'all lit this weekend? Nope. More rest. Chilling. More
more chilling more TV shows. Decorating the house. God damn. I know that
motherfucking listen let me tell you something. I know that Zetbound is working. My stomach
ain't even growled. It don't even growl no more.
Ars is. Shame, yo. Hey wait a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hey.
What am I doing this weekend, man?
Let me see.
Let me think.
I want to get just shaking.
I want to let the streets live.
I'll let the streets live a little bit, man.
You said you were sitting down for a little bit.
January, February.
There you go.
March.
I like to sit my little happy ass down.
Same.
Gather myself.
March, it would be a time to go outside a little bit.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Yeah.
It's really just January.
January's main one.
Have y'all?
Are they playing a Valentine's Day yet?
Yes.
A little bit.
Yes.
A little preliminary.
We going on.
We going on the trip.
Oh, yeah?
You know where?
Bamas.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Hey, wait a.
Hey, you know what, cutting it off before Stevie got mad?
Come on.
You know, since 2026, man, it's been nothing but Stevie.
Yo, don't say his name and no verses, you know, honestly.
None of y'all.
But that's a factor already.
We ain't got to talk about that.
What's that?
Huh?
You looking stupid.
What you're at?
Alright, now.
All right now.
All right, watch yourself now.
Beasts if you lost somebody out there.
The rest of y'all, hold it.
Sacrilegious fading this out, but we got shit to do.
Nose, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
JPP.
JbP, why are we're to be without the JVP
You've never heard of Joe, bud?
