The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 894 | "White-Ish Mamba"
Episode Date: January 14, 2026The JBP kicks off its latest episode with a recap of the 2026 Golden Globes (33:18) which includes reactions to Anthony Anderson & Rocsi Diaz (52:50) as well as the award for best podcast (1:06:30). W...orst Take returns as the cast covers Wild Card Weekend in the NFL including the Jaguars postgame press conference interaction between head coach Liam Coen & press reporter Lynn Jones-Turpin (1:09:00). Cam Newton interviews Lady London (1:26:43), Hot 97 announces Mero as the new host of its morning show (1:41:37), and Freekey Zekey releases old footage of an altercation between Dame Dash & Jim Jones (1:55:04). Also, LA Reid avoids trial (2:14:35), Druski's new skit (2:25:02), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: http://www.patreon.com/joebudden
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Yo, why as men can't we accept compliments or compliment each other?
We can't when they compliments?
Oh, I don't think it was that.
I think why has been can we acknowledge
when our wives
be looking out?
That part too, yeah.
That part.
Yeah, Park smoked that.
That was a totally different conversation
for what they were saying.
We said you look good.
He said missing peace dress you.
First of all,
hello to everybody in the building.
Peace, peace, peace.
I'm back in the building.
I'm good.
It's all right.
Yeah.
It's all right.
Don't be extra.
You say that.
You say that for over there.
Don't be extra.
I'm good.
Yo, it feels good to be back.
Feels good to be in a building,
fresh energy.
Good to see you.
Thank you.
Good to see you as well.
I'm watching you too.
to be in here. We stated that
he stated, your miss and peace put it together.
I said, your freeze looked good.
And as soon as we gave you that compliment, you got
defensive. Why we can't give you a common
answer? You said, fuck you. You look handsome.
You look handsome. You look handsome.
Well, thank you. You're welcome. See?
, band is clear. You shaped that shit up.
Got the way it will fix. You look good today, audience.
And we was just trying to tell him. And he got
his fucking, he got all
fucking tight in the face at us.
Oh, okay. I got all. I see what's going.
So I was trying to identify.
I'm like, yo, my girl dressed me sometimes.
Like, when I go shopping, I'll FaceTime.
Like, hey, babe, like, look.
Oh, right off.
I should buy my baby.
My baby.
What do you think about this shirt?
I shoot.
When I'm by myself shopping, I mean, the audience, no, right?
I probably shoot 33% from the field.
33% from the field.
It's cool.
I still want best dress on your niggas.
Fuck y'all.
Anyway, Frie's, you look good.
That's what we're trying to say.
Why are you, why they get to fuck you for the compliment?
It wasn't a compliment.
It's a backhanded compliment.
So it's a fucker.
That's all.
What's backhanded about it?
I put this together.
That's what it was.
And because of that.
No, you didn't.
Okay.
No, you didn't.
Okay.
No, you didn't.
I'm not doing it with y'all today.
But that's how we started with Parks' question, which is, what was it?
Why can't we acknowledge when our wives be looking out?
My baby bought me a pair of sneakers.
I love these sneakers.
She wore me a couple pair of these.
Thank you.
That is not putting together an outfit.
She helped her.
That's going to freak.
I have, she did,
92 pair of sneakers right now.
And I go in and say,
all of those officers.
Wait, you know, men.
No, they're not.
I hate men.
No, they're not.
You get fliggity.
You get fliggity.
Listen, man, I'm dressed for work.
Let's work.
Let's work.
I'm here to work.
The people don't want to sit here
and hear y'all talk about me
dressing. They think I can't dress anyway. That's not what
they hear from. They thought you couldn't dress, but they're not
here for that. The years past is strep it up.
I saw your old shit, boy. I saw how your work
was. You stepped your worker.
Well, I wish you were doing, nigga.
I can't do it. All right, well, let's work.
Let's work. I'm a human worker.
I'm not working to build. I'm a human worker.
You've been dazzled nicely today.
You can bring it about me if you want to, but I see you
stepped your work up, champ. I'm not. I'm on your ass today.
Now I'm on your ass.
Well, you can do that. I'm here to work.
We have a nice board here.
I'm in a good mood.
And I got some shit that ain't on the board, too.
Oh, yeah.
We got shit in the tongue.
That's the best of me, too.
We got shit in the tongue.
You're right?
No, he said him.
No, I got shit in the tongue.
Okay, there you go.
There you go.
You don't have to attach to him, be you.
Where were, flip, queen flip, where were you?
Where were you, where were you when you got the call?
I never got a call.
That hot was going a different direction.
Oh, shit.
that HOT was going a different direction.
I didn't get a call about HOT going in a different direction.
All right, where were you when you saw the email?
I didn't get an email.
Okay, where were you when you got the text that...
Are you trying to say I was trying to pitch myself to Hive 97?
I heard you were in the right.
Are you trying to say, like, you don't know my business, y'all.
That's why you put the old skits on.
Yeah, yeah.
Shadry.
That's so cool.
I didn't even catch that.
But you don't know my business, though.
That's number one, number two.
Oh, talk to them.
Number two, at the end of the day,
how it wasn't, your business is tight around here.
So how I wouldn't approach me?
I can't do that.
I'm just too solid to do that.
If I am going to make a move,
it'll be when I'm, it's time to make a move.
It's not during the time that I'm going to hear, my brother.
Who's the solidest?
Who's the solidest?
So fix how you describe it.
Don't touch me?
Who you think is the solidest after you?
Um, ish.
And after is?
You last, nigger.
You last, nigger.
No.
That's all he was getting to.
You last.
I'm joking about it.
Yeah, big is talking to me, boy.
I love you, dude.
It feels good to be back.
It feels good to see all you guys smiles.
It does.
At least you have to smile.
You said like you're on vacation.
He was back.
No, you know, I went to Minnesota.
I went to Columbus.
Right for the setup.
We walk right into every week.
Come on that.
You know that.
You know that.
Right for this setup.
Content, man.
I felt for that shit, too.
Back, where were you,
glad you asked?
I want to go.
I'm gonna say no, even.
I get my shit off.
I got a promote woman.
These sucker ass niggas, yo.
Yo, I fell into that shit too.
I was like, you know, vacation?
I said, when he just here last week?
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Yeah.
What's up with you, man?
Today, sir.
How you feeling?
I'm good.
Good.
Good, good, good, good.
Mark?
Good.
I feel good.
You're on bullshit.
I feel great.
They can trick me.
They're on total bullshit.
Well, I think anytime Mark sit down,
he on bullshit.
That's true.
I've gotten to that point.
Oh, yeah.
I started before the camera.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You've been trapping.
You good?
You got the hustler.
You got the hustler ambition look, nigga.
No haircuts.
You good?
You've been outside.
Boy, you've been on the block for four days.
You good?
You're going to clean yourself up before you kind of work, but whatever come to work.
You're next.
You next?
You next?
I've been up since like 3.15 a.m.
Why?
Why?
I went to bed early.
My nap time.
My nap time's off.
So I would have better like six.
For that night?
That's good.
Yeah.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I woke up at three man chipper with nobody to talk to.
I had all the energy in the world.
That's why I don't do that.
I could have got dressed and win.
I'll go out.
I'll be bored of shit at 3 o'clock in the morning.
I don't want to be up there.
I like it.
I get up at 5 and I like it because nobody is talking to me.
I can get shit.
I do like the piece.
Only this morning I fell lonely.
Today I slept to 7 though.
I went out and had a couple drinks.
It should knock me smooth to fuck out.
My son woke me up, in fact.
him screaming.
It felt good to get seven hours, man.
What did you're sipping on, though?
What did I have?
I had a, I had a Bacardian Coke.
Then I had a.
Basic.
Yo, you seem like a Borgardian.
And then I had a vodka cranberry.
All right, never mind.
Never mind.
Forget that ass, buddy.
Bacartier.
Fuck y'all.
Why didn't you make a car?
Why didn't you meant the Bacarthe?
I forgot they even make Bacardi.
I was at that spot.
I was at that spot.
Where was your dick at the time?
Like, be a man.
I don't know your spots, bro.
You don't, okay.
You know he don't know the Haitian spots.
That's true.
It's in the hood.
They, uh, yeah, no, it was good.
It was good to be outside.
It was good to be outside.
Got a good night's sleeping everything.
Bacardi.
What's the fucking wrong for drinking Bacardi?
A lot.
I mean, what kind of rum do you drink in 20, 26?
It was a hood spot.
It wasn't like they had a lot of options.
I'm not mad.
to Bacardi. It's just a strange choice.
A Bacardi and Coke is a strange choice to me.
It's on brand to me.
It's just basic. Yeah. It's drinking a basic. That's like the first
drink you get with you. Ordo you're 14 years old.
Yeah. It still tastes good.
You should be my side.
Ice. Not with Bacardi
man. I can't. I can't. Bacardi and juice
I can see little pineapple, little cranberry.
Like Marker, we're a Bacardi jeans and
nothing of it. Nothing of it.
Nothing of it. And not once.
What a bat.
I'm an ass pocket.
Mojito maybe something you know what I mean
They have all that there
This was a little Haitian spot in the hood
You got a commissure slip
Yeah I was out with her girlfriend's home
A husband
Oh they set you up with the
Y'all can go out
You got an inch pass
Sometimes it goes well
Sometimes that goes
Yeah how quick do you mention
So we was out having a drink
And then these girls came up and start talking
Uh huh
And she
And she makes she's
They make it small talk talk talking
and the game was on, Steelers game was on.
I don't know if you saw it.
I saw it.
My condolences.
And they,
then she was like,
so why do you live out here?
And I could have given a few answers.
I could have said work.
I could have said,
I'm out here.
I said,
my wife.
Completely ended the conversation.
Wasn't necessarily the plan,
but I was also okay
getting that out the way early.
So that, you know,
how quickly do y'all mention
you're married or got a girl
in those kind of exchanges
where you're talking to random women outside?
I don't talk to random women outside.
I mean, people walk up to you,
you're famous.
I'm just funny.
I was like,
Do they know my Instagram?
Yeah.
And I'm talking shit for content purposes.
I'm not about to let Mark get me in trouble.
But do that?
Know my Instagram?
They probably do.
I try to say it pretty early.
Pretty early?
I do as well.
I try to let it be known.
Yeah.
I wear a ring anyway.
So hopefully some.
Oh, shit.
That's true.
That stops things.
Yeah.
Well, that stops things.
No, it doesn't stop things.
Actually, I didn't have, ironically, I didn't have mine on.
But not.
Oh, whoa.
Ironically.
Went out with the bro.
I hear you.
Wait, I don't know if y'all heard.
I was talking to the gentleman.
That's why.
Hey, you mute up.
I don't know if y'all heard the lies in this story from way earlier than this point.
From way early than this point, but I'm letting him get his married man shit off.
Oh, she watched early.
That's right.
But, dog, stop it, the married guy out talking to the people that's right there that's being nice and kind, attractive girls.
And they're asking you.
why do you love a bit?
I don't see beauty.
I don't know.
What's your favorite song?
First neighbor to see some beauty.
You see beauty from around the corner, boy.
Yeah, this guy.
I told her I was married.
I did, though, because she said, why do you live out here?
My wife?
She said, like, why do you live out here?
So it's like, it's hard to explain.
My wife is from here.
Do y'all think that that ends thing, for the most part?
Today?
A lot of times it doesn't.
No.
And I promise I'm going to start soon.
No.
A lot of times it doesn't.
And I make them be a new.
Dog, if I put a...
Oh, let me shut up.
I'm about to look off with it.
I didn't say a word.
I didn't say nothing.
What do you think?
Dog, that shit don't stop nothing.
And that's that you said today, it's never stopped nothing.
It stops a little bit.
I mean, it stops a percentage of people.
It stops the classy ones.
Yeah.
What's it?
It depends on your follow-up, right?
If you are still a little bit friendly, then it doesn't stop a fucking thing.
If you say it and be kind of cold, then it stops everything.
What if somebody wants to fuck you and your wife?
Well, that's a different conversation.
How?
It could be part of the same conversation.
The exact same conversation.
Yeah, but if they don't, if he's meeting a girl at the bar, she don't know what his wife
look like.
She don't know any of that.
So that might not be on the board.
That part.
He might be in for.
He got to get approval.
All right, yo.
Hi, man.
All right.
Well, that didn't happen.
Some nigs that get approval
from their wife, you know what I'm saying?
So, yeah.
To have sex with other people?
Yeah, no, not have sex with other people.
I mean, to bring somebody else into the bedroom.
Oh, yeah.
We don't do that so it wasn't an issue,
but for people that do, yeah, that makes it complete sense.
Both of those things exist, by the way,
which is why sometimes if you're still friendly with the girl,
sometimes she don't care
because you might have an open relationship,
you might do threesomes, you might.
That's true.
It's not necessarily.
a sword to the neck
it depends on your
temperament afterwards.
You might watch your sword
I was waiting for it.
Yeah, for the record,
shout out to all the married
couples listening out there.
Shout out for y'all that got married
just by the law
that if you live together
and jump a broom, yada yada.
Common law.
Yeah, common law.
You just now suck there.
Shout out to y'all that live together
and want to unlive together.
Some of y'all are miserable.
Shout to the miserable people
out there.
Everybody in love,
out of love,
headed to love,
looking for love
or in love with themselves,
man.
How about that?
There you go.
How about that?
Come on, man.
It's a good one.
Come on.
Come on.
You're a rapper.
I really wanted to hear
your thoughts on that last topic,
but I didn't want to make it seem
like I was focusing on you.
I just said,
it don't matter.
Like nowadays and you said only nowadays.
How quick do you get out there?
No, I mean, like, yeah.
Yeah, like if you out and...
Don't do that nigger like that, y'all.
You don't love Mark, Gil.
You know, yeah, what they can't do?
They can't stop the train.
What's up?
What's your question?
Come on.
Let's go, Hens.
I know they can.
Wait, pause are you being the train?
How do we, I walk right into it.
Hodge, boys.
Oh, shit.
Stay in careful of doors, please.
I was asking for more of a personal testimony.
Yeah, like, like, if you are in, and sure, like, why do you live here?
Or ask a question where you can answer my girl,
but you don't have to answer my girl.
How quick do you get to that?
Early.
Even when I was cheating,
any girl that I cheated with knew I had a girlfriend.
So that don't stop nobody conversation
if that's where they want to go.
Fuck these niggins talk about, boy?
No, stop playing, man.
Life's getting home, man.
No, what are you talking about?
Stop playing, man.
I'm asking more so, like,
how often do you find yourself in the world?
You know, my man said, don't ask no more.
As you already know, in the room knows, I don't initiate conversations with women.
So if a woman come up...
Flip your whole ass crack.
In the camera.
Look, move the camera.
You want something like shit?
What?
Whoa.
Whoa.
That's a crazy.
Ascrag beer.
Hey.
What church you want.
That was nasty.
That was crazy.
I didn't mean it like that.
I didn't mean it like that.
I don't want to wait than you, nigga.
I don't have to take Zempby.
I'm in the gym.
I'm outside, boy.
How do we get there?
I don't know.
This is you after losing weight?
I'm outside, boy.
No, no, I'm...
I'm...
I'm not ignore you.
I got to ignore you, man.
I see it, Flip, I see it.
There wasn't as much ass this time.
I got to ignore him.
There wasn't as much ass this time as it usually is.
Yeah, we don't see it's working.
Okay, hopefully you didn't get on camera.
You said the crack was shorter.
I was short of crack this time.
Unfortunately, I've seen a lot of flip crack
over my years from playing.
Crazy.
Yo, back to you.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Shoot, shoot.
Yeah.
We're good.
Yo, that is wild.
We got a production, dig.
Back to you.
Back to you.
He tried to escape.
Yeah.
Not even close.
Talk to the thing.
I'm going, I ain't running no way out.
Talk to the big.
Ish, my question wasn't about how many times you initiate the conversation.
My question was, how many times do you find yourself in that situation?
Meaning, come on, I know how this go.
No.
The original question was how early.
It could be chatty-caddy girls around.
It's the girl that you are peeking from afar, the girl at a stint of waitress.
Girls, come on, man.
No, you said, how soon do you do that?
No, no, that was Mark's question.
Oh, so.
My question was just how often do you find yourself like in that type of?
Not a lot.
No, not really.
Got it.
See, that's it, man.
Come on.
Like, girls don't necessarily push that much nowadays.
They're not as aggressive, some of them.
Strong disagree.
But, I mean,
We can start the podcast.
Highly disagree.
How much you're trying to get off on the brook?
The girls ain't, I haven't had,
yo, that ain't even happening out there.
I haven't had girls push up on me in a very long time.
I don't believe that.
We might be not outside that much.
I don't be outside that much, but I have had that.
Yeah, work.
That off.
He's intimidated women.
True?
No, he don't.
That niggas is a fucking pop talk.
Nigger?
That niggas is a fucking cinnamon.
That niggas.
What's how much of the pizza?
You know, why you curse to be out right now?
I didn't even curse to say what's on with your face.
I'm looking at you to see if you're intimidating.
You met him?
Let me see it.
To look to see if you want to.
Let me see it.
Yeah, look at me.
What's the cinema shit?
What's your problem, Ike.
Do you think you're intimidating?
Or a pop tart.
Open your eyes, boy.
All right, I'm done with it.
We can't hide a focus on this, y'all.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
We can't hyper focus on any member here.
Whatever he said, I agree.
with I stand by. Girls ain't even
doing that no more. They're bent stopped.
People love this. It's 97. You're a magnet.
You're a magnet.
You know how fast it go.
No, I don't. I'll take your word.
Are you crazy?
You know how many times you got to
go. You know how many times
a nigga got to defend his
fucking relationship.
Stature or position in the relationship
just because a girl
ain't stopping. Nigg ain't do shit.
I wouldn't know.
Here she come.
Every day doing some shit.
You know how many people are cheating?
This just went out, and I promise I'm starting to,
went out the other day about how the nurses
in the hospitals.
So it's a meme.
Sucking some dick.
I heard of that.
Well, hold on, hold on.
The nurse suck your nigga dick.
I heard about that.
Wait, what's the story?
That's where
nurses are very, very, very high.
Nurses is number one.
And two, that.
workplace, your workplace, is where all the infidelity is happening.
Two separate points.
Hospitals and workplace.
That makes sense.
I can see it.
Nurses, teachers, teachers, flight attendants.
And cops.
Teachers before.
When I was a teacher, I used to see a lot of the older people have like whole relationships.
I get all the teachers my wife work at school.
I was, I mean, yeah, they had like wives.
I was single.
But I'm saying like they had like wives and then they have like a white, like a work wife.
And they really go on dates and all that shit and be fucking in the school.
And teachers be fucking.
Charge the teachers.
That's how you got your PhD.
Wow.
That's how I know I'm a little bit toxic
because on the private jets
when you get on them
and then the stewardess girl
be on there, you'd be like,
hmm.
That's a little bit, I can see this.
You be like, Jay-Z just.
Yo, Jay-Z just be in your head.
Or, or you.
Are you a stewardess?
That's bad, right?
Yes.
Right?
That's bad.
It's definitely bad.
That's bad.
It's bad.
Don't do that.
We got to grow up.
That's bad.
I'm not rolling with you.
Hey, yo, do I hate this podcast.
Be everybody in a relationship.
You're not going to get on the thing.
It's a cute stewardess and be like, yo,
I knock your head off if I was single.
That's not what you're saying.
That is what he's saying.
That ain't what I'm saying.
That's not what you're saying.
What's you say?
He's applying that the women that work on the private jets may live.
Maybe or.
Different life.
Maybe full service.
They made a minutety.
I think they do that in Delta, too.
But you don't got to be on a private,
United and Frontier.
Y'all going to fuck the United Stewardesses.
Dude is getting at all right.
We could start the podcast.
Yeah, but y'all be fucking for buddy passes and shit.
So I'm going to talk to him.
Yo, you know, give a nigga a joke.
Y'all fuck for them companion passes.
Wow.
Boots your hell down, right?
What?
Yo, dog.
Oh, that ain't talked about enough, too.
The things that niggas is out here fucking for.
And y'all, let me tell you something, my dick.
The train off, right?
Yeah.
A car to drive.
Somewhere to live.
Yeah, shout out to y'all out there.
What up, bitch?
Yeah, mute up.
You just, oh.
Boy.
When the pretty one's at?
Jay Blue?
No, it's heat on Jet Blue.
Is he on Jet Blue?
I don't know.
I feel like y'all got something to say about this.
No.
Yeah.
Mood.
Mood.
Mood.
I'm going to let him rock.
He does have a funny.
Now, you got a companion joint.
Oh, shit.
That's cool.
You got to do extra for the companions.
I just don't feel like it today.
Oh, boy.
Let's have a good day.
I'm going to let you rock.
Then let's have a good day.
I did.
Good.
That was a warning shot.
Let's have a good time.
Coming to you live from the city of Houston, Atlanta, Vegas.
This is a time of this.
This is one of the best summers of my life.
Who?
Mic check one two, one two.
Mic check one two, one two.
I'm probably just saying that,
because I don't have to buy it.
The club owner supply.
You're gonna know your bag.
With everybody in my past,
don't want me to be against what I made it.
I made it.
I'm the motherfucking man.
Big Jersey, big jersey,
whole New York City.
Shout to everybody in Florida right now.
Hey!
Wait a minute, wait a.
I'm on my Disney shit.
Get to shaking something because that's what drummer produced for.
Yes, I'll make mistakes that I don't ever make excuses for.
Like, living everybody in the Carolinas.
All the patronies on the subgroups out there.
Jamet at the Super Bowl
I get blind
Mayback music
Money over everything
You're looking like money
My real money
My bitch bad looking like a bag of money
I go and get it and I let it
Count it from me
I fucking good
Always for the ladies
My bitch bad
Looking like a bag of money
I go and get it and I let her count it fun me
I fuck her good and she always ride it for me
She got me caught up in the moment
She got me caught up in the moment
She got me caught up in the moment
I only kiss her when she owned it
Fuck her good make her call me in the moment
I bitch bad looking like a bag of money
That bitch is bad looking like a bag of money
I go and get it and I let her count it from me
I fuck her booed and she always riding from me
My bitch's been looking like a bag of money
And bitch is bad looking like a bag of money
I go and get it and I let her count it from me
A fuck her budd and she always riding funny
Do you remember
that I told my night
Almost lost my life
Call myself being the hero
Trying to God in your heart
Oh
I'm on the line of disaster now
All makes sense I put it together
I guess what we have doesn't matter
Another one of the best summers of my life
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priestly gang here all right what's popping here what's going on what's up what up my condolences
first of all um i heard the news about starlets what happened um the word on the street is that
it's uh he's sort of sad yeah look at the the the word on the street from the doctor no explanation
i was closing no explanation listen that was a big deal in my world i bet it was i mean i didn't want to come in
with just regional stuff here, but yeah, Starlitz is closed.
Like, done?
Maybe it's like renovations.
Shut down for something?
No, I mean, they say they're renovating, but.
It's one of them.
You know, just close out the blue for a week or two.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, you would.
But what I tell you?
But what I tell you?
Without telling Joe, that's crazy.
That's crazy for it.
Oh, yeah.
You got to get clearances first.
Abruptly, so, so yeah, no, I just think about.
Joe and the crypto dude.
I just think about it's the top of the year.
So all of those, your staff, at Starlitz,
They don't let you work anywhere else.
So now you close for two weeks.
What is your staff supposed to do during that time?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
They don't allow them.
No, you can't work anywhere else.
You could do some mood lighting, maybe.
You could do some mood lighting.
Man, give it two weeks.
Two weeks a lot for some motherfuckers.
Them niggas gonna be in a basement somewhere in a story.
I do have a nice basement.
What are you talking about?
They'll move it.
They'll move it.
Take it back to COVID days.
Yeah, exactly.
How y'all doing though, man?
how y'all doing it?
You're smelling good?
You're feeling good?
you're looking good.
Everybody texting you is cool.
Everybody's straight.
Everybody, don't know why I'm eating nothing from y'all.
Ain't nobody fucking being a bugaboo in your spirit.
Anybody sending harassing emails?
Anybody out there owe y'all some money?
Anybody we got to sue?
That, yes.
Homeboy down south.
I'm suing the shit out of you.
You wait until I get a minute to fucking write an email.
I am suing the kawazoo.
What's the word?
The wazoo for you, buddy.
Yeah.
Fuck you, Parker.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm suing somebody.
Fuck that.
Who you suing?
Huh?
Who you doing?
A homeboy down south?
I'm about to sue somebody too.
Yeah, I'm definitely suing somebody.
Enough.
It's too much fun on the internet.
I'm getting bullied, y'all.
Yeah?
You'd be feeling powerless.
Squatters, squatters playing with you.
No, no, no.
Some of shop.
Contractors?
No.
Some house shit, though?
Yeah.
Yo, you start feeling powerless.
Let me know if you need a good attorney.
Oh.
Like that one.
I got you.
You got all the right credentials.
Yo, you want to go down south, right?
No, I just said my dad, honey.
No, you want to do some ghost.
Ghost and time.
Yeah.
That's the old school way.
That's the old school way of it.
You know what?
You're playing.
You're playing.
I got something for you.
You can't do that.
It's fine.
No, no.
It's too much, too much.
All right.
I'm glad nobody is fucking tugging on you guys' spirit like that.
I had a car accident over the weekend.
There, we are?
My car's total.
Really?
Family's good, though.
That's all I care about.
Yeah, for sure.
So somebody blew an intersection and I tried to swerve and hit them, but couldn't.
Sheesh.
Side swipe?
No, no, no.
Direct, like almost T-wone.
But because I swerved, I caught them at the rear of the car.
Oh, wow.
But, yeah, airbags deployed.
I had to, it was, it was.
Airbags came out.
All of the airbags.
Like, that shit was like a giant canopy or something.
Yeah.
I couldn't get out the car.
I'm like fighting through the shit.
But I just rushed and, you know, got everybody out, made sure everybody was straight.
You had the car full?
Yeah, carful.
That's scary.
Yeah, that's all I was worried about.
That's scary.
I'm glad.
Everybody's fine.
Good.
That's the important part.
Yeah.
That's scary stuff.
Yeah.
That shit was a little scary.
That's scary stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Excuse you used about a ass class.
About saying.
He's about to step it up now.
Yeah.
My pardon me.
We need something safe for baby.
My apologies.
No, sir.
Well, yeah.
That's it.
I'm straight.
I'm straight.
Volvo then.
It's supposed to be very safe.
Subaru.
Yeah.
Subaru's great.
That's a family.
Let's expose him.
Because I agree with you.
I didn't even think of it.
I didn't even think of it.
I didn't even think of that.
Lickens and holy shit to him so when he didn't even.
He tried to say freeze got a scam going on.
What?
I'm so paranoid.
I see too many dogs.
I don't crazy.
Freeze.
Are you crazy?
I don't believe that.
He'll put everybody in dating to get the escrow?
I don't believe that.
No, you're not.
Freeze, don't stop that.
Oh, you got a picture.
It's somebody's car, yeah.
It's mine.
Whole front in is fucked up.
Fucking wall.
Yeah.
Tree.
How long did they say it would take to fix it?
It can't.
They're about to write them off.
Once your airbags deploy, they don't really want to do nothing.
I just worked in insurance for a long time.
He knows that.
So, of course.
He knew exactly what to do.
Go ahead and the trick.
They got to hit it right here.
Stabbing the airbag.
Right here.
Come out.
So are you going to get the same car, same color?
No.
So that's a whole different dealer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some alphabets going to be involved.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
No alphabets.
I'm nother.
I'm dead serious, no alphabet.
Okay.
I'm taking, you know, safety.
Safety is important.
Safety.
So Subaru, yeah.
Safety.
And thank God that you working out
and was able to pull everybody out of it.
That's true.
Everything I say, y'all think is a joke.
Everything I say y'all think is a joke.
You know what?
I'm glad to be.
I wonder why.
I wonder why they think it's a true.
He pulled the dole of.
I got you.
Wait, y'all heard him in the story.
It was a serious story.
After I fought through the airbag.
I loved this thing.
Got anybody out the car.
I pulled everybody out of the car.
That's fine.
Like Will Smith for Hancock.
I fucking John.
Hercules ass, man.
I pulled everybody out.
We're happy to everybody safe.
Make the thing.
That's all of us.
That's all of me.
Where do you gentlemen want to begin?
Anywhere y'all want to start.
We got the Golden Globe.
We can start.
We have L.A. Reed.
We have Cam Newton.
What do you want to do?
I like to go to the globes.
Everybody watching?
I saw most of it.
Me too.
I saw most of it.
I watched the whole thing, actually.
I was flipping back and forth between the game, but it wasn't much game.
It wasn't much game.
Yeah, it was a boring-ass game, so I watched a lot more golden gloves.
Nikki Glazer did a great job hosting.
I was cracking up.
She has a funny bars.
I'm a Nicki Glazer fan.
That's what I realized.
That's what I remember.
She's amazing.
I followed her on the gram.
I'm going to commit.
Yeah, she's dope.
I used to love her at the roast, but like her stand-up is great.
I used to love her at the, you know, all the horses.
Yeah.
She's my kind of comedian.
She nails it.
This was damn near a roast.
Like, she was up there just kill them, motherfuckiness.
It was a roast.
The whole, uh, the, uh, A-lister's here.
They're not A-listerers.
They're on A-list.
That shit was funny.
That was bars.
That was hilarious.
That was bars.
And the editing team and whatever she said about, uh, the emails being edited
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was hilarious.
Her Leo joke, I thought that was hilarious.
I think she's hilarious.
Yeah, she is.
She's super fun.
But most of the bits I enjoyed, for the most part, all of the little comedic.
I didn't love the voice of God guys.
I think it was a good idea.
It was just the wrong people.
Like, their little snarky jokes while people were walking up and all that shit.
It was like, I see what you were trying to do.
It was just the wrong snarky people.
It ain't hit right?
It didn't.
It didn't.
It wasn't all.
Yeah, it was a mess.
A girl got the big award
Yeah, so she was the first big winner
Best Supporting Actress
I believe is the full
Yeah, best supporting actress
Yeah, yeah
That's a big deal
And a surprise to a lot of people
You know, these awards don't always get it right
They don't always support us
You know what I mean
So
She seemed genuinely surprised
You know
I think she was
I don't think she, yeah
I think she was
Yeah
When I watched her give her speech
And she was like
You know I almost didn't even write ones
Like you could tell
That was genuine.
Like she, you know, really wasn't sure she was going to get it, but it was so great to see her win.
I love seeing that.
I love seeing her win, period.
It was just great.
Yeah.
She seemed just, she seemed overwhelmed, like sincerely overwhelmed.
Yeah.
So that's, that's a flawed thing to see.
That's beautiful.
I'm trying to find the speech.
I'm sure I have it here somewhere.
Let's see.
Where is that speech?
I saw a bunch of hate.
Maybe I don't have it.
You're just going to see hate regardless at this point.
Hating on her?
Yeah.
Well, I didn't see it.
She was only in the movie.
for 15 minutes, how she went best supporting actress.
Shit like that.
I only got about a half and out through it.
And she, oh, she was in there for about a half and out.
Yeah, maybe longer than that.
But she played a key role.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
People make up new rules when they don't like, when they hate it.
That's all.
She was only in that.
Who cares?
I have the speech show if you want me.
Please, please.
Thank you.
Shouts to her.
Shats for her.
Yeah.
I wouldn't, listen, I wouldn't care if she deserve it or not.
My party in the back.
And she's always going to slay the dress.
She absolutely slayed that dress.
My babies are upstairs watching.
Y'all better be off them damn phones and watching me right now.
Can you pause this?
Yeah, of course.
At this point in the speech, how erect do you think Leo was?
You've seen what you look like.
You've seen the dress.
Thank you.
And I praise you for every part of this faith walk.
Every lesson, every test.
Very blessed.
Leo on that, Titi.
Thank you to the Golden Globe voters
for seeing me and reminding me
that purpose for its finest moment.
To my mommy and my daddy,
it's up for y'all anytime.
I love you all so much.
Thank you for being here with me tonight.
To my tribe.
Oh my God, my ground and force,
my joy, my daily reminder
that love is an action,
not just the word
and everything I do is rooted in that truth.
Take that, Mufus.
To Paul, Ralph, Cook, Thomas Anderson.
Thank you for your vision, your trust, and your brilliance.
My gratitude is endless.
I love you, we love you, and thank you so much for holding space for me
and our entire cast, Leo, Sean, Benicio, Chase, Regina, everybody.
The crew, every single person who has touched this project,
none of this is taken lightly and none of this is taken for granted.
Oh, my God, this shit is heavy.
Pam, Mike, Warner, Brothers, Sarah, Cassandra, Latina, Lee, WM,
This whole journey would not exist without you and your support.
I love you and I thank you so much.
And last, but most importantly to my brown sisters and little brown girls watching tonight.
Our softness is not liabilities.
Our depth is not too much.
Our light does not need permission to shine.
We belong in every room we walk into.
Our voices matter and our dreams deserve space.
Thank you so much, everybody.
What a speech.
That was great.
Amazing.
That was great.
Amazing.
Perfect.
What a word.
That was everything.
I almost, my eyes got a little, it happened.
It happened.
Early too, yeah.
That's important because before that speech happened, I was looking around the room saying, I mean.
There's not many of us in there.
It's a white room.
Yeah.
And it's a small room.
So I see how, I see how these invites.
We have a hundred of y'all are coming here.
Yeah.
And I'm being facetious.
but whatever the number is.
It ain't a lot.
It ain't a lot.
It's a hundred.
It's a couple hundred.
But I'm just saying, still, it ain't a lot.
It's not a lot.
Let's say it's a couple hundred.
It ain't a lot.
It's not a lot at all.
And everybody dressed to the nine.
For sure.
Congratulations, Tiana.
Well, deserve.
Love you, y'all.
One battle after another cleaned up.
A little slow down for me.
I'm no doubt this Tiana.
Go ahead.
Boy, man.
Sorry.
I'm one of them niggas still.
I'm one of those.
If you break up and then she go on and get an Oscar.
Gullo.
Nigger, you better turn on Usher.
You got it bad.
God damn.
At least Homeboy Air and B is in some other movies.
Kanye, another one.
Kanye, Def Jam, they're another one.
There's a list.
There's a list.
There's a list to people that just,
how did y'all not see this lady's talent?
Tiana is choreographing your favorite artist's.
stage shows.
She's directing,
she's acting,
she's doing reality TV,
she's doing the music,
she's doing the fashion,
like this lady,
yo,
and what's not spoken about enough?
Because Tiana was on that
me and Fab track
back in the day.
Like Harlem, Tiana,
and how she sounded
versus what she turned into
with training and just
practice and consistency.
Yeah.
Like that, Tiana, you might have said
you never wanted to hear sing a note.
Like, that was some
of the world rumbling out there.
Today, like, who she
is, what she means
to people. Pure artistry.
This makes all the sense in the world.
And hard work.
She'd be going to smash.
I'm saying her. Yeah, I'm just saying
her, like everything she's, you just listed
all the shit that she's doing. And then totally
aside from all of that great stuff, right?
See, because it's a privilege to actually know her.
Sweetheart.
Absolute sweetheart.
Mm-hmm.
I forgot the Golden Gloves was that day.
So I had, I had, I texted her the day before on some, you know, that Shadee cover, big dog.
Yeah.
I was about to say that.
Put it in my phone immediately.
Thank you.
Love you.
Bye.
So the next day she sent it, but it was late.
It was around fucking like five o'clock.
And then the Golden Gloves came on.
And I said, this fucking girl.
Wow.
Yeah.
This fucking girl.
With all that going on still.
You sent that song.
She's out of, yeah.
While the golden gloves is happening.
I wouldn't even hit somebody while it's going on.
I don't know.
Could we give her a round of applause?
No, I got to.
Yeah, yeah.
I got to.
We need a round of applause.
We need a round of applause.
We don't got to hit the button.
We got you.
Real quick,
what feels good is that when you know someone
and you watch how people try to count out.
Better late than never.
You know what I'm saying?
There we go.
People tried to count out.
She just kept working and working and showed no matter what.
You weren't going to kind of out of her support team.
No matter what hurdle she came across.
She always overcome it.
Overcame in.
And I love Tiana.
I'm proud of her extremely.
Just knowing when she came from like Joe said, like, we love you, man.
Yeah, we love you next time.
No, I ain't going to end it on you, nigga.
I ain't going to end it.
Next time, I closed it.
I closed it.
You go first.
You go first.
No, no.
So Rwanda, let me go first.
So Rwanda, let's do it on you.
But then when you hear that I kill it,
you got, yo, y'all.
Anyway, listen, we love you, T, T, T.
We do.
We love you, Tee-T.
One bad left.
One bad left.
One best comedy or musical.
The categories are kind of weird.
Things being comedy that are, it was funny,
a funny movie.
I don't know if I would all the way classify as comedy.
Anyway.
I like that joke from Nicole, too,
about the director that's in comedy
with all his movies that are so not comedy.
Right.
Yeah, it was weird.
And they're weird about that.
But whatever.
That aside, it was one of my favorite movies last year.
Sinner is also one of my favorite movies last year, one, I think, three.
Best score.
And best, I don't even know what this category means, but it was like best box office cinema, something.
I don't know.
They won the pre-grammy.
Priyaska.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the one that's the non-televised.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying by pre-gram.
I know what you.
They got the non-televised joint.
I'm really not sure how to feel about that.
You can't ignore that score in that movie.
True.
You can't.
The score is probably a large part of the movie.
Yeah.
But I don't know how I feel about,
I see what they're doing with,
I see what they did.
We call this shit.
I mean, everybody called it.
I see what they're doing with this Timothy Chalemay and shit.
And I don't want to keep talking about it
because he won me over like Timothy Chalemay at the award.
That's a cool.
Yeah, but at the Knit game, I don't know who he is.
Right.
Like, I don't, I didn't see Dune and whatever this shit is.
But at the Nick game, he'd be in his bag.
But, you know, Chromeheart's Nick shit.
He's having a blast.
But, all right, who's the fucking little young kid?
Here he was in his element.
Here he was around his peers.
So to hear him speak and how he spoke and how he kept talking about the gratitude,
the gratitude that I have to, to, he just, he just, he won me over.
He seems like a humble dude.
Seriously.
But him.
And he's talented.
Or if you had a grounded piece, it makes you relatable.
You know what I'm saying?
And so people will start to gravitate towards you
if you just had that humbleness and that foundation.
You're like, oh, that's a nigga from around the way.
He could just be up there on the stage,
but he's somebody that I could relate to even if he wasn't a star
or even if he wasn't famous.
Also, not to be that guy,
but with what one battle at a time?
One battle after another was about.
X
where we are
in the world
It's eerie
It is
It is
That's all I can
I haven't finished the movie
But that's where my brain was
Damn near from the start
Of the movie I was like
Which ties back to CBS
Being Paramount
Yeah
Being Skydance
Being Trumping them
Which is why Nicole Glazer again
To say
Through some shots
Yeah
Fuck y'all CBS yada yada
She sent a few shots to CBS.
She did.
But then they panned right to do.
The rich dude, I forgot how his name is.
I was like, all right.
So all of that is, I'm just saying it's not lost on me.
And then when I started thinking about that, I started thinking about how all of those people,
all of those famous high profile, ultra wealthy people, high secret society class of people were in that room.
And nobody said a word about, surety.
Oh, yeah.
A lot of them have a little pin on...
You know what happens?
Renée Nicole Good, I want to say her name.
Some people did dress in the, what you would call it, the red carpet.
On the carpet.
Yeah, it depends.
Be Good pins.
Yeah.
And that's the thing Bill Maher was blasting.
Did you see that?
I did see that.
Yeah.
On the red carpet, he asked Bill Maher about what he thought about people wearing the pins.
And he was just like, basically like, this is bullshit.
He didn't say it's bullshit, but...
Yo, something's going on with that thing.
He was like, he said something to the effect of, it's unfortunate what happened to her,
but it wouldn't happen if people weren't out there acting like thugs.
Oh, Mark.
here we're not here to do with politics.
He didn't say it directly, but yeah.
He didn't use what Thug, but he's another word like, uh,
something,
derogatory about the peep the protests.
Bill Marr's a piece of shit.
What a,
what a,
what he used to be so anti what he is today.
Like, he's made a one-hanty,
my nigga.
They got to him.
They got to him.
What a great way Wanda Sykes just
gave him a quick dress that.
Quick, pow-pow.
It was perfect.
It was,
it was said a lot.
Right.
With so little.
She was like, Bill,
and Bill Maher, you,
you just give us so much.
you could give us a little less.
You just give us a little less.
And you can see his face.
He had that Trump had at the correspondence
in a year's going to Obama roasting him.
Like, he looked humiliate.
It was exactly what you want him to look like.
Yeah.
It was great.
If y'all were super duper stars
sitting in that room
and the roast started happening to y'all
and you knew the camera was headed your way.
Like, how would your roast face be?
Like, you think you'd be cool?
Smile, just here.
I laugh.
You would look...
You would laugh.
It's laughs to the jokes I have to.
What?
He didn't want to be embarrassed.
It's just smile.
I don't think you should play itself in that.
I just don't think you'd
would laugh. I think you'd be like, that's your only
you can't do anything else. You can't do nothing else. You can't do
two things. You can laugh or you could, you could like
look deadpan like you above it. I don't think it should do that.
I don't know. I don't know. What would you do ice?
Drink something like I do here.
What?
Why is that funny?
But wait, you're like, you can't do that at the fucking
cold and freeze.
No, he would have to stand there to come to.
The is Stanley Cup.
With a picture is doing all that.
It's a fucking nuthead shit.
Superman.
Wow.
Oh, my Lord.
One of the section was funny where she said,
I hope he's not.
I hope Ricky wins this because if he's not here,
I'm going to give it to the,
thank the trans community.
Yeah, that was hilarious.
That was hilarious.
That was hilarious.
That was hilarious.
That was great.
And then he won.
That was great.
He should have been,
actually, the voice of God guy.
He would have been great at that.
He would have crushed that.
Yeah.
What else?
Something else.
Adolescence swept all the TV shit, in my opinion, deservingly so.
What show?
Adolescence.
Yeah, I don't know that show.
It was the one about the kid that killed the kid.
The kid, the kid, remember?
Oh, I saw that show.
Yeah.
Oh, that was a good show.
Yeah.
That was a good show.
I did see that show.
The therapist lady won, the kid one, the dude that being all the HBO shows one that
created the show.
He was in Fort Walker Empire.
He played Al Capone.
He's amazing.
He's amazing.
He's amazing actor.
I want to see that movie that actually won Best Male Actor.
What is it, say?
I don't know, Matt.
I have a brain piece.
The Brazilian movie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know the name.
The dude that played Escobar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm interested to watch that.
Former films be fired.
Everybody said that movie is he.
Fire.
Yeah.
For real.
So I do want to check that out.
What else was funny at the Golden Globes?
Want to get into the podcast awards?
I do.
That shit piss me right the fuck off.
Oh, Parks, you can't let that stuff fish you off.
Why?
Shit.
Let's...
No, before we get into the podcast awards, I want to talk about, I want to talk about the lady that went up there and won the award and said, I want to shout out my husband.
He couldn't be here tonight because we're buying a bearded dragon and he's at a reptile convention.
Brinks a hand reptile Expo in New Jersey.
So, hi, babe.
So when she said that, I'm like,
yo, I can imagine how that conversation
went in that house.
That's just some dude shit.
Yeah, that is.
That is some real dude.
Convention.
I got you.
I'm going to buy a lizard.
Fuck the Golden Globes.
I need that.
So my question to y'all is when is it okay
to not get dude shit off?
Like, you wouldn't do that for the Golden Globes.
When your wife is a nominee at the Golden Globes.
For the Golden Gloves, you go on with your wife.
She won't a couple of them already?
But the beard of dragon,
what if it's real tough to get?
like one-on-one.
It's exotic.
tougher than a golden globe.
Fear point.
She's also probably been to a couple
Golden Globes. As I'm saying, what's her record?
What if you just don't do?
Did he think she was going to win?
Like, if you got three already.
Right.
Or if you're 0 and three.
Yeah, what if he did?
All right, shit, I don't think you're going to win this one.
Yeah, you ain't going to win now.
It's not to be realistic here, honey.
Niggas don't want to go with a white.
Now win, man.
Not even to the supermarket.
That is hilarious, me.
I love that little, that little,
they're right there.
You hear that silence?
I love that.
It's when the room collectively recognizes,
this can go one way.
But we're going to come together in silence
and make sure it goes the other way.
I love that.
Going places with your girl is like.
What about Josh Allen wife?
Missed the game because she was a presenter
at the Golden Globe.
Yeah.
That makes sense to me.
I don't know why people's on her ass.
That makes sense to me.
Wait.
That makes sense.
Hold up.
I'm going to try to understand the story.
No, no, I'm not disagreeing necessarily, although I think I am.
He missed a professional game.
No, no, no, no.
His wife missed his playoff game.
His wife missed the playoff game because she was at the gold or the old.
I thought she was saying he missed the playoff game to watch her present.
That's why I was like, get the fuck out of me.
My nigga, we're not going to compare being at a lizard convention to
be a presenter at the Golden Globes.
Would it be one day lizards.
I was just saying, come away, y'all.
The white boy is this lizard.
Hey, yo, my nigga, if your wife just won an award,
y'all got a couple dollars
where y'all could order the lizard.
Nah.
Nah, I got a picture.
It's a convention.
Somebody else might have bought the lizard.
And I want to pick out my lizard
to make sure it's got the right personality
for her household.
Yeah, yeah, make sure we, wait sure we much well.
Make sure we vibe.
Hey, you see these bull bid and drag.
It's a good looking lizard.
They get the shit that pet co, man.
Nah, come on you.
Not a good word.
We didn't have this one over there.
Freeze.
We don't have this one.
I said that shit at Pitzmard.
You can't get that lizard on Farmer's Boulevard.
You got to go to fucking
the fancy shmassy shit.
We want to breed the well-bred,
the pure bread bearded dragon.
Not the bullshit.
This is direct ancestor from Game of Thrones.
Obitin and his DNA.
What else do we need from the Golden Globes?
Did we cover everything?
I mean, it was the little, you know,
the internet streets were very excited.
to see Roxy and
Anthony Anderson together
hand in hand
was a lot of talk
they even like
the cameras rolled up on them
and asked them
are y'all officially dating
are y'all together or not
you know Anthony
his answer was
he gave a great answer
he's like are you two dating
he was like she's my date for tonight
he was like
and you and I think that
was a great answer
yeah I think
I think whatever answer
he gives is because nobody's business
no I think his answer
was great
I mean you can say some wax shit
but he said
I thought it's a good answer
you open the door
for a tough talk
Let's have the tough talk.
Let's have the tough talk.
You out with whoever you out with,
let's say somebody you've been dating for a while,
TMZ, somebody shove a camera in your face
and asked you to explain the situation
even though y'all may have not agreed
on how this should be addressed publicly.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but.
How long have they been to-
She didn't look happy with his answer.
Man, we had the golden glory.
No, no, no.
She looked like, yo, I really want y'all out my fucking face.
She looks unhappy with the question.
She looked like, yo, get out my face.
And the rumors have been out.
that they've been dating for a while now.
So now when I'm walking in the Golden Globes with my date,
so to give the,
because you already been in entertainment for,
they all have been in entertainment for 25 years,
you know where this is going to go
if you say some left or right shit.
So if he said, no, we're not dating.
Or if he said, yeah, we are dating officially,
it's going to be plastered over all that shit.
You don't want nobody in your business?
He said, yo, she's my date for the night.
That's a perfectly politically correct answer.
I think if we know the room has been out there,
We go into the fucking golden globes
Maybe we have a conversation
Yo, we're gonna get asked
What you wanna do?
Or don't get mad at this answer
I mean this could be their collective response
Well, it's only me saying she might be mad
And after his face was tight or something
I mean if I'm going by the video
When a reporter walked up on them
They was like, like if you read her body languages
Like get the fuck away from you know what I'm saying
But you don't think to
Expect that?
I'm talking about
we ain't catch you
walking out of a restaurant
y'all red carpeting
at the Golden Globes.
It wasn't on the carpet
it was on the street
at the Golden Globes.
This is where all the
paparazzi is
all the celebrities here
All surrounding blocks are in place
at the Golden Globes.
If we walk in hand in here
or we together at the Golden Globes
and there's rumors about us
somebody's gonna ask.
Well let me ask you
what would be a better answer
that might have been their
collective answer.
I think it was.
I was talking to her being mad
at the answer part.
I could
I didn't read her body language that way
but I wasn't paying attention
I was more paying attention than what he was saying
than how she looked so I might have missed it
but I just assumed that
knowing both of them and I know her much better
I know him but like
you said they've been in the business a long time
they thought about this they talked about
what they're going to do and ask and I feel like
this was the answer they agreed on this is the approach
that's just my guess I don't know that's what I would think
so I'm like it's just a question whether we like it
or not well you guys have twisted
my arm I see it your way now
great
great answer
it was a great
Joe when you
you know you
you know you're
that's the best way
to say that's the best way
of saying mind your business
because Roxy is a G
I forgot that I know
you know
you know Roxy nigga
yeah
yeah
you can
I'm just saying
I'll be forgetting
I know somebody's dude
Roxy is a fucking G
no she wasn't
man at that
that's what I'm saying
let's not be stupid
sorry I take it back
all right
I was pardon
Joe when did you first
did you have a moment
where you were
dating and not saying it
like do you
do you have that moment
where you
You're good?
Dosting.
You good?
Allergies.
It ain't a dust and stuff.
Now look at you.
Now what you're saying, Mark?
I'm sorry.
Rudely interrupted by the Newark Boys.
Why don't you pick up ice?
No, no, no, go ahead, please.
Wait, want me answer for you?
I want to hit him lie first.
Really?
That's why I was going to let you finish.
What's the question?
See, I can't wait for me to run the plane.
Like, wait for the screen.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Harvey.
So have you been in this,
how have you navigated that
where you're in a relationship
and you haven't quite told the public
or you have?
Do you have a period
where you're thinking about
like how do I tell the public
or how do I reveal these kinds of things?
Mark, you're not as good as you think.
I hear it.
I can hear the bullshit.
There's no bullshit.
It was a sincere question
since he started laughing.
No, I've never been in no situation like that.
I was never hiding something or...
Because you had a criticism
I thought maybe you had a better approach.
No, no, no, no.
I didn't have a criticism.
And I definitely didn't have no better approach.
shit.
Never mind.
I can't.
I can't have fun with this.
It's one of the moments.
One of the moments.
Yeah, I can't have fun with this.
Nope.
But listen, you can't say that to me.
I was one of the only niggas ever public in a time where niggas was hiding their girlfriends in basements and glove compartments.
You was.
Nobody was outside in the 2000 saying, hey, this is my lady.
That wasn't happening.
That's a good point.
Different time today.
Why is it different now?
Why are people so quick to do it now?
Social media.
It's just cloud.
Social media.
When it comes with it.
It's social media.
I think that
motherfuckers be mean on social media
and you kind of don't want that shit.
That's a fact.
Coming in the direction of your family.
Not just that.
I think for the superstars and the celebrities,
they break up so much.
You know what I mean?
Like they're in a new relationship
every fucking six months.
And so now somebody got a camera in your face again
and again and again and again.
And again, you just don't want that shit
invade in your personal space.
Yeah.
There's a lot of judgment that comes with the breakup
and all that other shit too.
Yeah.
I get that.
And niggas don't want to serve their partner up to the vultures and the wolves.
And the most important.
No, I see, I think it's the opposite because with social media, she's serving herself up to the wolves.
So, niggins trying to.
Okay.
Stop, stop, stop.
Okay.
I mean, they go hand in hand.
No, they don't go hand in hand.
She can serve herself up.
She can serve herself up.
It's not the same as a dude serving it up.
No, I think the insecure nigger don't want her to be outside getting served.
served up.
That's what I was talking about.
By herself.
Wait, but claiming her makes it less likely
that you get served up or more likely?
More likely.
Absolutely.
Okay, so she's serving herself up
to her 8600 followers.
And that 86,
stay here.
That 86 would turn a 286,000
quit in there in a month.
Oh, she got a link tree up.
That follows.
You get that little link tree.
You're researching hard.
It don't be there.
You be mad.
I don't want to hear of Deepop.
I said a pussy.
I got $10 for that, you know.
That poop.
With a W.
No, for real.
That's weird.
That's why?
That was a thing.
What?
Nothing pissed me off like the fucking
great-looking YouTuber girl.
You had the late treen.
She got on YouTube, my other YouTube, my Snapchat.
My name is my pussy.
Dice the onions.
I'll give you enough money to give me.
whatever you want off Amazon.
I can't work.
My wish list.
You knock that whole shit out after one
that is hilarious.
You bring
the ginger to a boy, you old bitch.
What?
Here's my art.
I paint.
You pain.
Do it neckin.
Oh, boy.
You know, we didn't shit.
He said, do it.
No.
But that ain't
this thought is not why.
I know I'm not shit.
It's my next thought sometimes, which is, I'm going to wait to the game turnout.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
I'm going to wait this out.
You can see it.
You can see it.
You can see it.
The rapper and the industry.
Oh, shit.
That's funny.
That's funny.
You can only take one.
You see her.
You can see she got the signs.
She got the edge.
You'd be like, you know what?
You set your watch to it.
And yo, I'll come back.
And three or four key niggas get you?
Yeah.
Soba.
She's gone forever.
This is the most.
She has gone forever.
It's not right to think that.
It's not okay to think that.
It's not okay to think.
But it worked like quack work.
You'd be like,
then you got to wait for the other phase.
No nipples.
All right.
All right.
You got over the soul for a lot.
You like six months.
Then when the money starts to come.
Oh, that's what they want?
That's what they want?
Let's talk with the side shot.
Now, I'm shorty went from a Michael Cords to a roly.
What?
No, we ain't shit at all.
You gotta stop back.
A two-to-tode date, Joss.
It's not nice, y'all.
Let it go.
Oh, man.
We all been near to watchers.
Just chill.
Oh, my God.
You all are dumb.
A little progression.
I know I'd be up too early.
talking back to the fucking tech companies
that run the Onlyfans girl's face.
But in my head, no, no, not
even real like, because every day
around the same time, soon as you wake up,
they think I still got the online now.
Soon as you go in there to see your message.
Soon as you wake up, they say the message.
Oh, Daddy, I am dying
to show you this. Like, girl, every morning
you dying and show me. So get out.
Get out of.
So as you wake up, you cut the O.F on.
Y'all don't like to get one out of the border?
Yeah, like, that weird?
Yeah, I just said I be up at 315.
What else are you going to do?
What?
Oh, shit, that's funny.
Oh, man.
Damn.
Okay.
I don't pause my date.
In the morning or in the name.
Got you.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh.
I used to not dress himself.
All right.
Got that shit in the bookmark
All right, what time it is?
It's about that time.
It's time, man.
This is a time.
This is bad.
I'm not going on.
Where is that pussy?
What?
I can't believe he's put the W.
Hey, oh, man.
Do it naked.
You know, you can't do that.
Can't say that.
Brill, she's on a page cooking.
Like, you don't get this fucking beef walling to the fuck at it.
And she can't cook.
No, no.
They got something there that got the apron on.
That's dangerous.
That oil starts popping.
That you don't like that.
Nobody cares about it.
I don't know what about that.
Yo, turn around and let me see.
Go ahead and put it in the oven.
That lamb chop on the side.
Go on bend over and put that tray in the oven, ma.
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Yeah
Before we get to football
Okay
Which I know that makes sense
Yeah
We never got to the lady that won the podcast awards
Amy Poller
Congratulations to her
My issue is not so much with hers
With the nominees in general
Very big of you gentlemen
And not that because we weren't in there, even though I think we should have been.
It's just in general, they weren't top podcasts outside of Color Daddy.
Well, we weren't in there because you have to submit to be in there.
Oh.
And you have to pay to submit probably.
Don't get me to ask.
And I don't ever submit anywhere.
But the people that were nominated were all people that submitted.
God, okay.
I knew that even when I put the billboard up just to be a dick.
but they even did a skip before the podcast awards about how boring podcasts are the jokes uh it was
one of them was the amy polar talking about what time do eat dinner six o'clock and then like add
interruptions all this were jokes in the shade i'm like the good podcast don't do that yeah so
it was it was a travesty to me i wasn't uh congratulations to her uh i think that part is from
the ringer shout of bill simmons congratulations to everybody involved i wasn't
familiar with that podcast, but I really enjoyed her speech.
I've seen a couple episodes there probably.
It's a good podcast.
I'm not saying that it shouldn't have been in there.
Maybe it should have been in there, but there's a bunch of other ones where it's like,
there's bigger and better podcasts that should be in this category.
And to me, it's a disgrace, honestly.
Right.
Way to congratulate the lady.
I started with congratulations.
It's a disgrace, honestly.
It is.
Jesus.
That you won?
Oh, no.
No, no.
I said that she deserves to be in there.
I think the nominees.
Yeah.
The nominees,
the greatest film awards,
the drama and the comedy awards
were a bunch of shit
that no one's ever fucking seen
or talked about or heard about
or critically acclaimed or anything.
You'd be like,
what the fuck is this award ceremony?
And the same should apply
to the podcast category.
Well, if Mark ever tell us who voted for Trump,
maybe we'll have a better shot at it.
Trump ain't having us up there.
I felt more so that way
as soon as Snoop got up there.
Way to go, Snoop.
Thanks.
Steve is everywhere.
Being the shining example,
that'll get him to invite me.
Snoop went up there.
Man, what that shit say?
I'm high.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my gosh.
Shout to Snoop, man.
Shout out to Snoop, man.
All right, football.
Worst take.
Welcome to Worst take.
We're going to keep this short.
quick, concise, and get to our sports points.
One of the best football weekends ever in my personal opinion.
I agree.
You think?
Yes.
The way these games were outside of a yes.
I agree.
Outside of the still a game, yes.
Yeah, the last two games weren't great,
but there are still close games in the fourth quarter,
so I'm not all the way mad at them.
They just weren't exciting football.
It was nail biters, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just real quick.
Hey, Bill's fans, I apologize.
I was wrong.
Josh Allen put that Superman shit on him and he did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
Who's going to apologize to Joe?
Come on.
I asked y'all if y'all was really serious about putting your faith in Trevor Lawrence and his hair.
Trevor Lawrence played well.
I don't care.
I know.
He bawled out.
How y'all feel about the whole, like, offensive linemen carrying Josh Allen for 10 yards?
I don't love it, but it's legal, so it's cool.
I think they should address that at some point.
I agree.
I agree.
I don't think you should be able to pick up your own player and push them for.
As much shit that has gone against Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills in terms of the rules.
Let them get it.
Go ahead.
If you count the last four years of shit that's going against Josh Allen and the bills, let him.
Whether he miscalled, this, that.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't.
Go ahead.
No, I'm happy for him.
He did what he had to do.
Congratulations to the Bills.
He did that when James Cook really didn't show up the way you needed them to.
So we'll see.
He'll pop up at some point.
Go Bills.
Jags.
You'll get them next year.
Do you all want to talk about the kind reporter that they let into the Jaguar post-game interview?
I do.
I don't understand why this is such a big story, but it has been on Twitter.
A lot of journalists are speaking out against her, and it's nasty to me.
What are they saying?
Well, the woman basically was giving praise.
Kind words and praise for the job he did and say best of luck kind of moving forward.
It was unusual.
Exchange to a reporter and a coach or a player, for that matter.
But, you know, I had never seen anything quite like that.
The closest thing I'd seen to that was that clip that goes around
of Russell Westbrook getting sort of applauded by the reporter for,
by a foreign reporter for the way that he, you know, made impromptu moves in the air, playing basketball.
And he looked surprised by it, too.
Because coaches and players aren't used to getting compliments from reporters.
I thought it was strange.
I have the clip if you wanted to share real quick.
I just want to tell you, congratulations on your success, you hold your head up, all right?
You guys have had a most magnificent scene.
We get a great job out there today.
So you just hold your head up, okay?
And ladies and gentlemen, Duvall, you don't want, all right?
You keep it going.
We've got another season, okay?
Take care.
And much continued success to you and the entire team.
20 seconds.
Parks, it's weird.
I love you being the clip guide, but you got to stop playing the guitars behind this.
I didn't.
I didn't mean with the guitars.
That was nice.
I think it was fire.
I think from what I understand,
the lady's been,
she's been covering the Jags for like 20.
20 some odd years.
Yeah.
So if you've been a reporter
and you've seen the teams
in its highs and its lows
and its lows and most of their
tenure in the NFL
that had been lows.
Oh, is that true?
Because listening to the journalists,
they were making it sound like
this is somebody who just got like a pass,
a pass for a day
and a fan.
No, from what I heard she'd be in there.
Yeah, she's been there.
Personally, that don't,
either one of those could be true.
Because from what I took from it,
the journalist complaining is,
first off, it's a bunch of media here.
Everybody don't get to ask a question.
The coach ain't up there for so long.
We want to ask questions about the game,
about this, that the third.
This is not the time to just use your time to do that.
I agree.
And I'm with that.
I agree.
This is fresh off the game.
We want to ask you about coaching decisions.
We're going to ask you about, you know,
why didn't this happen?
Why didn't that happen?
The shit that I don't like that they have to ask.
But that's the job.
Not to stand here and just hold your head.
It's going to be all right.
You got it.
I'm kind of with them in that sense.
Lynn Jones Terp.
Ice and Mark, you're all on the other side of this.
It's crazy to me.
Yeah, only because.
Holy shit.
Only because that's the, again, if you got 20, 30 journalists here, the coach is only up here for a few seconds.
We don't, everybody don't get to ask a question.
So we're asking you about the game.
Everybody, yo, on that play, you decided to draw this up.
Why did you go for two instead of kicking a field goal?
Shit like that.
That's what they want to hear.
Not, you're wasting time.
that could be talked about the game.
Did you sit here and make somebody up?
She is a long-time journalist with the Jacksonville Free Press.
Lynn Jones, Turpin is her name.
When you say they want to hear of who you referring to?
Not the, not the coach probably felt good.
Or one of them say none if they get up there and say some negative shit.
But somebody said up there getting up there, some thoughts of encouragement
because you just lost and you know they already said.
I would feel the same way if you got up there and just said negative of shit.
But your job is not to give words of encouragement.
Your job is to ask a question.
True.
And again, it's a finite amount of time.
I don't have a problem.
Who wrote the rules?
I was about to say who wrote that rulebook to say what my job entails and how I look doing it and when I'm supposed to do it.
Now that you told me that there's an answer to that question.
Okay, well, let me finish talking first.
And then you can give it.
Now that you read who the lady was, that lady had been there probably all season when this room was less packed.
She'd been there through the losing seasons when nobody was here.
She has a different relationship to the team and to the.
coach and its players, as was clear by what she had to say, one, two.
I don't think there's never not a time for a black woman to pour into you when you
and me.
For 20 seconds.
I'm not making nothing about your question.
I don't.
I can see if she hogged the mic for a minute, a minute and a half, two minutes, something's crazy.
She gave 20 seconds of praise to a team that overachieved.
I don't have a problem with this at all.
I'm not putting anything into whether she's black, white.
That didn't matter to me.
It was just the fact that a journalist got up there and used this time.
Use her time.
Yeah.
Be clear.
Her time.
Yeah, that's what you got up there to use your time for.
Instead of asking journalistic questions about the game, you just use this time to tell you to pick your head up.
She didn't have any jerk.
She didn't want to ask a journalistic question about the game.
Why is that anybody else's business, what I choose to do with my lot of time?
So it's a good question.
I mean, I have a few thoughts on.
First, I love when people say nice things to people.
And I love that she poured into them.
And I think we don't do that enough.
There's a lot of negativity.
I just don't think it should happen right there.
You've been at things where people want to ask artists a question, right?
And have you ever been in a situation where it's like,
we got Q&A for Joe Button and five people come up and just start spitting?
Or instead of asking you a question, they offer you, they mix tape, but they offer.
That's not this to me.
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is the venue, okay, let me put it differently.
Yeah, because that's not this.
I think it is.
I kind of think it is.
It is because it's not just about your choice.
It's about you're taking up time that the community has decided to use for a certain thing.
When you go into a press room, your job is to ask a question.
your job pays you to go in there and ask a question.
We collectively say, look, only three of us can get a question in, right?
And so part of us are hoping that you ask the question I'm going to ask because you might not get to me.
And if we only get the three questions and one of them is instead of you asking a question, you say something nice.
And it was wonderful what she said.
Then that's one less question that gets asked for the whole pool of reporters.
We're all trying to get these questions asked because we got real questions.
Like, why did you not run the ball there?
Why did you do this?
Why did you do that?
And now that question won't get answered.
because you did something that's outside the bounds of the job.
Like, it is a collective agreement that we make as reporters to ask a question.
That's why.
You know what's interesting?
You know what's interesting about that?
The good coaches go up there and give you, do you, how often do you walk away with the answer to your question?
I watched the post game.
I watched the post game after all of those amazing games.
And the Panthers game, they want to know, hey, why did you drop into that soft coverage?
in the fucking in the other game like I heard what they had to say
great questions at no point did any of the coaches actually answer them
but he still asked them Aaron Rogers last night
got asked the same question 17 fucking times
so don't say that these reporters sit up there and want to know all of this other stuff
they asked him the same question yo so what are your plans for next year
you're leaving you resigning you want to come back to play
he's like y'all I'm not ready to answer that right now
you guessed it next reporter so yo did you have any plans on what we're going to be
doing next year and you
Do you think about coming back or retiring?
Yo, dog, they asked the same question.
So it's not this just overwhelming thing
where the reporters want to get as much information out
as they possibly can
because these niggas be regurgitating the same questions.
Also, Mark, if I take you at your word
of what you just said, then it's contradictory to me
because you started off with,
I'm all for the positive words
and the kind words from a black lady.
But it's not in that space.
Like, you can do it at the end of the presser.
She might not get an opportunity to speak to him at the end.
But before you get to that, if you truly believe the first half of your statement,
then do you believe that that is kind of a black woman's innate ability to even see when that moment is being caught for?
That's not nobody.
No one else possesses that power but them.
If you believe that, which I do.
You can hear Nana in her voice.
That's what I'm saying.
You can hear Nana and her voice.
Like just fuck the X's and O's.
sweetie, we're pulling for you.
I'm appreciate the job that you did. Yes.
No matter what happens, no matter who's here,
I'm rooting for you, you did a tremendous job.
Fuck what they're saying, because that's really what she was saying.
Hey, fuck what they're saying in here.
You did great.
So let me, so here's the, there's a couple problems with that for me.
And again, I feel you.
And that's my final point.
Yeah, I'm just saying, I understand why the other reporters
would feel away is all I'm saying.
I wasn't outraged by it. I was like, oh, that's really kind
when I heard it. But I do understand
as a reporter if I want to get an answer to a question
and my question got passed over because she's a senior reporter
and she didn't even use her time for a question.
I could feel a way.
And the other thing is, I happen to agree with what she said to him.
I don't know the football part of it,
I mean, I agree with the sentiment of being kind to somebody.
But what if she had used that time to say,
you're a terrible coach, you're the worst ever.
I hope you never come back again.
In theory, she could use the time to do that too
and we would all be like, that's fucked up.
Or if this weren't sports,
because as a journalist, it doesn't matter what the genre is,
if it were politics.
What if it's a Trump press conference
and we've got an opportunity to ask
why the fuck did you do that thing in Venezuela?
And instead we're like, yo, you're doing a great job.
I'm pulling you.
I know that's a little.
To answer the question before last,
she wouldn't possess the title that she does
for as long as she has held it
if she would go in there and say something like that.
It's kind of the point I was making with inside the NBA
and their relationship with the NBA.
If you're going to talk like that, hey, dog, a piece.
Right.
I don't think she would be that long tenure.
But listen.
That's fair.
First thing I said, way to be short, quick, concise.
That was one game we covered.
Let's get to the.
Bears. Nice. Yeah. That's probably the best game I've seen since Eli Manning through one of them
passes that shouldn't have been caught. I was telling you, I turned that shit off at halftime because it
was maybe 21 to 6. And then I watched a show with Rem. We were chilling, but I was keeping the phone
on. I saw that shit come. There was four minutes left and it was a one score game. I was like,
all right, dude. I'm going out of the basement. Hold up now. And I saw the winning touchdown and
I'm gonna keep it a buck
It was something
You know how you got the feeling
Because Green Bay wasn't really putting them away
Yeah
Like they had mad opportunities
To take the lead from 21
To, yo, they just wasn't putting them away
And I'm like, yo, the score just not that far enough
Where I felt like Chicago was out of the game
I never literally felt like Chicago was out of the game
And then when they score, I'm like
Here you go
Y'all are fucked up now
Yeah, you're fucked up now
Yeah, one son boy
Caleb man
Once Homeboy, yeah, go, go Caleb.
But once Homeboy caught that shit and ran it back to like they own 40 or 50 and that momentum started going.
And then that's what sports is about because it's sports.
As much as you think you know what's about to happen, you play bad, bad shit is about to happen.
That's a fact.
So sure enough, you started missing field goals, missing the extra points.
It's like they can win.
Yeah, they can win.
They can win.
To each point, I'm watching them, it looked like they were, you know how you're like you're,
You running clock management?
Yeah.
Like, I'm not even trying to score no more.
I'm just trying to run the clock out.
And I'm like, it's too much time less to be trying to run the clock out.
Yeah.
Like, y'all ain't even trying no more.
It's like, oh, we're up.
We're good.
We can settle right here.
No, you can't.
Yeah, no.
Took a foot off, guys.
I wanted shout out to Ben Johnson.
Way to turn around a program.
Yeah.
Him and Jack.
Shandahead and Cohen is.
That's a tough.
Those three body this year.
The GM.
Yeah, he did.
Colston Loveland is the real deal.
He is.
He's the real thing.
Was really happy for him and him kicking up in the latter portion of the season
because of all that Tyler Warren talk with the draft pick.
And I was happy for Caleb because all that Jaden Daniels noise last year,
it was tough to listen to if you're him.
I'm sure.
If you're him, it's tough to listen to all of this and have the season you had.
I'm really happy for the Bears.
I am.
And the city of Chicago?
Yeah.
That was just fly.
That's my first home away from home.
So I love seeing it.
I was there when they went to the Super Bowl
with Rex Grossman and all that shit.
So I like seeing them making a run again.
The shit was dope.
For a minute, I mean, they've had seven of these fourth quarter
comebacks.
But for a minute, I would have paid anything
to have that stadium bugged
to hear what they were saying about their team
when it wasn't going great.
Because what a moment to be in that building
for that type of turnaround?
And you end up winning, they erupted.
They did.
That was great.
Those are the games that you spend the money
and you walk away like, yes, I'm happy as hell I was in the building.
I forgot that the Packers had Josh Jacobs.
I did.
How do you have that type of lead and can't run the ball effectively?
And you have Josh Jacobs.
He wasn't playing bad either.
The first half, he was balling up.
Yeah, that's some coaching shit.
That's some coaching.
A lot of this shit be coaches out coaching themselves.
Facts.
Like, you be a good coach.
You got it.
You got us here.
But now it's like, I got to, I'm putting too much thought into it.
Word.
I mean, okay, I'm muting up for the rest of the games
because we're dragging our sports talk
for way longer than I wanted to drag it so I'm shutting up
for the rest of them.
Now we go.
Can I ask one football question?
Please.
My Eagles lost.
They did.
Yep.
Y'all kind of predicted it or said like this is going to be a tough first round.
It could go either way.
Why did the Eagles go from such a dominant team last year
to a team that's getting put out?
And I hear people saying like the offense was like stalling
and it just wasn't a very good, like what's the big difference?
Like, what's the big difference?
Like, Sequine went from, like, record-setting numbers to, like, what happened?
Teams usually have a hangover after the Super Bowl, number one.
Number two, the Eagles have been leveraging their future for the past couple of years,
and the next couple of years it's going to get worse and worse and worse.
To the point where I heard one podcast they're saying,
I don't know if they're going to be able to field a team in 2028 or 2029 or something like that.
They've basically been borrowing against the future, and this is kind of starting.
They got to come home.
I'm still still, I can't wait.
They have to answer to rest in their players.
week 18 was the last week.
Yeah.
When they lost the right?
Because had they beaten Washington,
they wouldn't have had a first round round game.
It just wouldn't have been this.
They would have been who?
They would have been a better shot.
Okay.
A better shot than the Niners who had decimated at every position
and George Kittle goes out in the middle of the game.
I mean, Kittle just going out is, you know,
you can't expect that.
They're going to kill me, yo.
What?
It's two things for me.
one when you win the Super Bowl
They're going to kill you
Everybody poaches your players
That's true
So every time you win the Super Bowl
You're going to lose a nice amount of key players
The Eagles lost a couple people
That have proved season long
That they need it
But the second thing for me is
And I said it a bunch
And I got killed
Bro, when you got Sequin
With an O line
Your quarterback's job is way, way, way
easier than when he has to make
through getting one-on-one coverage
he got two monster receivers and a good-ass tight-in
that if you're getting one-on-one coverage
you throw this shit up AJ going to go get it
He didn't this time
He did no no no he was dropping the shit up
But what I'm saying is to me
Hertz ain't ain't that
So just to be clear because I'm asking for clarity
You said Gillian Hertz is overrated
To me, yes
Okay
He's a good quarterback
He's a little bit game managery
Yes so Cam was right
Cam Newton
I didn't hear what Cam said
I didn't hear him and he said
But I wouldn't be scared
That was the whole beef with him and Gillie
He was saying like he's not the top to you
Oh he did sure did
He's right.
Okay.
He's right, bro.
Like, he ain't Josh.
He's not.
No, he's not.
He's not one.
Yeah.
And I hate to say.
You don't have to do all of that.
During the game, I was wrestling with the uncomfortable thought that,
holy shit.
Is he not, is Jalen Harris not better than Brock Purdy?
He's,
I don't think so.
They're the same,
they're the same,
they're the same, they're the same, they're the same.
They're the same thing.
Brock party's better to make better.
Brock party's better to him.
He's a little savier, I guess, is the word I would use.
I feel like Jaylan is more talented, but,
Brock is just better somehow.
Brock Purdy out there throwing that ball,
and he makes the quality throws,
some of the harder throws.
Man, Brock Perth is out there extending plays.
Yeah, too.
Like, yeah, that's the difference.
Okay, that was short, quick, and concise.
Speaking of Cam Newton, just Cam came up,
he's made the internets again.
Are we going to tell the truth on this or not?
He was doing an interview with the Always Amazing Lady London.
Shout out the Lady London.
Big Jersey.
And he was describing his style, and he was looking for a really perfect word.
And here's what he said.
Oh, my God, this is a mess.
How would you describe your style in one word?
That's an adjective.
Can I use a word that I've already used?
Sure.
Inlectic.
Say it again?
Enlectic.
It's eclectic.
Well, heavy on the end.
There's no end in it.
No, no, no, no, it's my word.
Oh, let's unpack this.
Okay, got it.
Sure word.
Encle.
Spell it from a little.
N-C-L-E-C-T-A.
Okay.
Enlectic.
Enlectic.
Do you want to know what the N-Stand for?
Niggatory.
I gave my out, too.
Am I right?
Okay.
Respectfully.
You see where I was going.
Yeah.
Okay.
He put an A at the end, but he said eclectic with an I-C.
I learned new word.
We got to hit up Webster.
No, we ain't got to hit up nobody.
Oxford, no one.
Why would we do that?
Do they relate to us?
Oh, my God.
I'm pretty big on words.
It's kind of how I make my money, but I don't know.
So you had the right one and you didn't know it.
That's what it was.
You had the right one and you didn't know it.
Lady London is the right one.
Smartish for this.
She don't play?
You clearly have never, if you've watched this interview and I watch most of it,
because how could you not?
Every Lady London song is about this.
Yes.
That's a fact.
Any time you've ever heard Lady London rap,
any time in your life,
it was about this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody else say something.
Y'all know the German word,
Frim shaman?
I'm not familiar with that one.
It means vicarious embarrassment.
Like, when you watch somebody do something embarrassing
and you feel embarrassed for it,
like I was embarrassed for it.
Like, I was embarrassed for it.
This is pure Frim shaman.
Fem shaman.
Yeah.
I felt from shopping.
See, that's the funny part.
Also, in that clip where she said,
that's an adjective.
She was playing with him
because earlier he had said, hold up.
In this climate that we're in,
to really appreciate the creativity,
to be able to appreciate the word smith,
to be able to appreciate nouns, verbs,
similes, metaphors,
and all forms of satire.
S-A-T word.
Look it up.
Yes, but I said a-
More friend shaman.
He had the wrong one.
He said that to lady.
No, he had the wrong one.
He didn't know.
He didn't know.
He didn't know.
That's a producer
just putting somebody in front of you.
He had the wrong one.
He had no idea who he was talking to.
Or you are characterizing them
as just a rapper chick.
That's what I'm saying.
You don't know who she is.
You don't know.
Word Smith, Howard University.
My nigga?
Howard University for undergrad.
I think she went to USC for her master's.
That's not going.
going work. She's going to sting you.
Her father's my man. There you go. Yeah, go ahead.
That's why I go to you. That's what I'm going to.
Your asshole. Her father's my man and her mother's my people's.
Then I reserve my next copy. Yeah, exactly.
Shout out to Lake of London.
Best in the biz.
Asshole.
You got me, you got me.
Anyway.
Yo, y'all niggas are here, bro. Do not give my space to be successful.
Yo, but it's like, this is going back to the thing earlier when we was, y'all was
teasing ice and it's like, why can't do you just except the copy?
Why can't dudes just be like, you know what?
Thank you for correcting me.
I didn't know that word.
Like, that would have stopped all this shit.
Because ego.
Ego.
In that instance, it's ego.
How dear she's.
Because now, yeah, yeah, you're not proving me wrong.
I knew that.
Man, the talk don't even start there.
Fair me.
He spelled it with a.
Hey, at the end.
T.A.
Clectic.
He said it's tough.
Inclectic.
I know.
We got a large audience.
We have people from all walks of life listening to this podcast.
unnatural to think everyone will identify with everything that we say.
I understand that.
This is the dude that makes or has made a hundred million dollars.
I'm not talking about Cam Newton specifically.
I'm saying this is all of the guys who have made a certain amount of coin,
play in a certain park, dress a certain way.
and when the attractive women come around,
they jump outside of their bodies
to fucking, yeah.
To be near me.
Yes.
Yo, like, you know what this is.
We've seen this.
Hold on.
Who jumps outside of their bodies?
The guy.
The guy.
Oh, he's saying the guy.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought we were saying the guy.
That's what I thought.
That's what I'm going to be near him.
She did not jump outside.
No, no, no, not her.
Not her.
He says normally what they're used to.
Both of these instances happen.
No, y'all are not wrong.
And I'm not wrong.
In this situation, we're not talking about when the girl jumps out of her body to that guy.
That goes differently.
We're talking about when the guy is jumping outside of his body to get some attention
or to come off a certain way or to have her see him a certain way or you only have an
lot of the amount of time with a girl in an interview.
So you're trying to jazz shit up a certain way like him.
And they can spot that.
She can spot that
Fam she's seen this shit
From a million now
From the way
Fam he said satire
And then said
SAT word
Look it up
Look it up
I think he was doing
I think he was doing a lot
I think he was funny on that
But no
I don't think that that has worked
Before somewhere
Yeah
I think that that has worked
Somewhere before
Let's be clear as a man
You want to have a conversation
I'm having it
Of course
Join me
Everything works
When they on your dick
And that's what I was talking
About her jumping out of her body
Everything works
Yeah
So this line
So stupid.
Exactly.
Knowing you're full of shit, but she just on your drive.
She don't care.
But again, some men we expect to know what to do when they aren't.
Some people don't have a second move.
Counterpoint.
But anybody ain't Kobe.
Some niggas put their head down and go to the bucket.
If it don't work, I'm just going to have a fucked up game.
I know.
It's you so stupid.
Yeah, but I'm talking about the men that you just expect.
And not to say I had more expectation of Cam Newton because I'm just.
I've seen enough from Cam Newton to kind of, come on.
I appreciate them.
I like.
Stop.
Yeah.
But I forgot what I was saying to you.
Joe.
I forgot what I was saying.
For men of that caliber, because again, this is off camp.
For men in that caliber, a lot of them, not all of them, are accustomed to my go-to move working.
It's worked since I was a high school all-American.
Right.
So now I don't have to develop other skills because these set of skills that I have, they typically work 90%.
But you never need another set of skills until you do.
Until you need it.
But you don't know you need to take the skills.
But you don't know you need it until you do.
And then you get instances like this when a girl, and again, it's not about Kim.
There are times when your money game didn't work.
She got our own money.
It was time when you was the smartest nigga in the room and the smarts didn't work.
You got to be able to pivot and do other shit.
See, when we have this talk for me, I don't imagine the room full of paupers.
And I mean
That's why I took it off money.
Like I was watching the Golden Globes last night.
Everybody's him.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Now what happens?
Yes.
Right.
Everybody in here, there's Kevin Hart.
Mm-hmm.
Next to him is the Rock.
Over there.
That's Leo and them right there.
That's every single person here is dumb.
Most of the presenters were funny,
sense of humor through the moon,
charming, well articulate.
These niggas, well-educated.
Like, you know what a lot of...
Scored the ball.
You know what a lot of niggas do?
Skor the ball.
Stay out of the rooms.
True.
A lot of niggas won't go in the rooms
because they are him.
A bunch of niggas don't want to be in the room.
I'm the only him.
Yeah.
The ocean is big, my niggas.
A lot of niggas that want to play in that pond over there
and be the biggest fish.
So that's the point that, yo dog, your personality,
your sense of humor, your intelligence,
your charisma has to win when everybody is playing on the same plan for.
Exactly.
That's why I said everybody ain't Kobe.
Gotta be yourself.
We are athletic in it.
NBA, my nigga. It's a bunch of six, six
niggas that can run and jump.
Score the ball. When you're not
playing with niggas, that's 5-11.
And a lot of times you throw that nigga the ball,
he dead in the water. You get inclected.
Every lady London bar
is about meeting this type of dude
what he attempts to do versus
how she understands. I'm not impressed.
I'm not impressed. How she's different from the rest of the
girls. She went on in the same
interview to say, yo, I've
been appreciated by
by some people in my past
and I've been understood
by some people in my past
but I've never been both.
Like she's sitting here
breaking it down for him
trying to have an in-depth conversation
with this.
Yo, dog.
And sometimes,
yo, the sentence that you just gave,
I didn't see the interview,
but I've been appreciated
by people in my past.
And I've been understood.
And I've been understood
by people in my past.
But never both.
And know what he said?
Most niggas.
Know what he said that?
The day that is old.
I would like to know.
Please tell you.
What he said?
Say more.
See?
I'm sitting there watching like, nigger.
She said exactly what the fuck.
She just.
He's thinking it was driving me crazy.
Back to the point.
That say more shit, be working for them.
You try to get them to talk, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Now it seems like I'm into you.
You're a little listener.
Say more.
Most men of your stature, they just want to over talk.
You was just such a great listener.
You're the king listener,
you should know about that.
You're right.
Yeah, but you don't have to do that.
You don't have to do what he did.
I'm asking you, would you do what he did
or you know how to us?
Yeah, what percentage of bullshit
do you listen to?
Don't know.
Let's hear you.
Like, you'd be on the phone a lot.
Like, what percentage of shit would you say
is just absolute horseshit?
The people that I'm on the phone with,
they're my people, so I don't.
But you're saying like that's a good answer.
So, we're already friends.
But you're talking about like, if you start
meeting a girl that you
God to tolerate that.
Yeah.
Good trick to that.
Yeah.
Yeah, Nick.
You're pretty good at that.
That ain't scratching his balls, but.
No, I'm trying to think of it.
I'm trying to think of it.
You always got to think.
Yo, we've all, we've all.
Don't we've all.
We've all tolerated bullshit listening to people that you're trying to get to a place with.
It's part for the course.
Everybody not going to just sit up here and be Socrates when you're talking to them.
Some of these motherfuckers are saying stupid shit.
But the people that we are, that you and I are, bitch-ass, nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
Listen.
No, no, no.
That's why I don't let him talk.
No.
That's why you stop.
That's why I don't let him talk.
Because we asked you because you log more phone hours than the field.
We're not talking about.
No, that's a fact.
No, I said it's true.
So listen to this.
What I'm saying, though, is back in those days,
yo, you got to tolerate some of the bullshit.
You got to be listening to some shit.
You're like, oh, man.
But a part of that
And getting somewhere it is
Checking some of it.
Have you ever said say more?
If I really was concerned about
You want to get more.
Yeah, if you wanted to elaborate.
Say more.
He said,
Collaborative.
I said no.
No, he don't say more.
He's me getting this shit off
from trying to teach business and shit.
Yeah, he did.
You know that building down there?
Mr. Crafty.
What's wrong with your sheet rock?
They got a league.
Yeah, that's such a corny move trying to teach shit.
What?
You know, they came out.
No, no, no.
They came out with a new saw machine and get that done way fast.
No, the teach this shit work.
Wait, what's red is that?
What's red is that?
No, the truth is that way in that?
Ask the real women what turns them on.
And learning something from a man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You know, that's like me.
You like,
Damn.
He liked you.
You like your ass on.
Come at.
That's not what I was trying.
I wasn't talking to that nigga like that in relation.
I wasn't trying to do that.
He said, I wasn't trying to do.
No, I wasn't trying.
Which also.
It's not about Joe.
Which also.
It's not about Joe.
I'm saying.
All the more mature women, they love learning something from a man.
They don't know.
You in a room full of niggers.
We all agree with that.
No, they're gassing it like I'm shooting at you.
I wasn't shooting at you.
I don't pay them no mine.
My shot at you.
which preceded your shot at me was that you lead with the teach.
That's why it's fine.
That's not true.
You jump right in and try to teach.
You know that ain't the best washing dryer.
This is not a Samson.
Yo, it's lead with it.
That's not true.
If you let it see your house here, what's the bullshit dry?
That's not true.
What's the fuck?
Everybody.
Look, this goes back to our original point.
That don't work with everybody.
Yo, who installed this up?
Kobe Bryant.
Yo, who installed this?
Kobe Bryant, Joe.
That don't work with that,
but you gotta be malleable.
That don't work with everybody.
That's Kobe right there.
He said, I'm to Kobe.
That's Kobe right there.
The mamba.
I say, Kobe.
The white mom.
White-ish mama.
White-ish mama.
This is I like to teach you.
There's all this to these niggins.
Nah, don't work.
But everybody.
Teaching your way into some pussy is.
I know.
That is funny.
I got to learn how the trauma bond better, huh?
No, no.
Oh, damn, yo.
That's the other shoulder.
No, it was.
And he said the last one wasn't a shot.
No, that wasn't a shot.
But you don't need to know how to trauma bond when you can teach.
No, when you food.
Well, when you get hired to fix something and then go in house and fix something else.
Hey, you call you.
Hey, you're okay.
You don't need the trauma bond.
You don't need the trauma bond when they call you for a leaky force and then you're going to get something.
for a leaky force and then you find a different one.
You don't need a trauma bomb.
Every handy man don't get the handy.
Ah.
You gotta do something to get it.
Every handyman doesn't get that handy.
This niggins is the goat.
You know, you're the goat.
You're the fucking coach, you.
That's stupid.
Every handy man don't get the handy.
What else needs our attention?
What else needs our attention?
Mero.
How many 7?
Let me hit the round of applause for my man, Mero.
Hey.
Mero has been announced.
as the new morning show host of the Hot 97 Morning Show.
I'm not sure if they have a working title yet.
Mero in the Morning.
Mero in the Morning.
A lot of personality into that one.
But salute for getting a native New Yorker.
Somebody that knows the city, speaks the city, speaks to the city.
Somebody that's funny.
Let's see how it goes.
I listened a little bit to the, because the first show
It was Tuesday.
Okay.
So I listened for about an hour while I was out.
When was in freeze?
He sound real comfortable.
It sounded very New York.
Very New York.
Like, I think-
Yeah, not there's screaming in white boy music
shit you did when you went up.
I buy you.
I see why you didn't get the call.
Brother, for a little,
let me check you.
Let me check you this.
Did you try to do.
Ah, yeah, you bitch.
Yeah, you're not.
But he's not a loop.
He's not a loop.
That 20 million.
That's screaming.
White Boy.
Niggas been new Merrill had a job.
That's number one.
Number two, you do that.
I speak to P.
I speak to the niggas that was around
and put the word in for me
if I need the word to be put in,
I'm okay, nigga.
You show them that you're able to
handle situations
and bring your own flavor
to any situation that you're going to.
That's why I'm here as well.
Bringing my old flavor.
Big facts.
No one of you talk to and remember that
how you talk to me.
Big facts.
They better stop playing with me.
I'm not getting no pal.
They better stop playing with my man.
I get paid.
But shout out of my mouth.
But shout out of my mouth.
So you're listening to it was good.
Yeah, he was good.
He was good.
Any calls?
It's the crew that was there with Ebrod.
Mia?
Oh.
So it's the right.
Shawnee.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, excuse me for not having all your names.
Cast one is still DJ.
Like, it's still, but now Merrill's the head.
Gotcha.
It seemed like a perfect fit.
I enjoyed it.
What I heard, I enjoyed it.
I'm a fan of Maros, though.
Me too.
Me too.
It worked out.
I think that was a good pickup.
Joe, what you think?
did you say what you think
I said I think it's a perfect fit
this is what I think because
I ain't y'all
I laughed for a long time
when they announced
Merrill
and that was it
I was like
where to fuck anybody else
I said
I said
either they saved a whole lot of money
because who the hell is
Maro just up there
going to do we go
they announce a crew
a friend
I just got to give me the name
they say
they're saving money like
I'm an announcement
no no no I'm saying
I did say it
they say it
they saved money
with the first announcement
when we
on the poster
it's just merrill
yeah
it ain't shawny
cast one is my man
but
cast
yes it was all money
saving
when they let the first crew
go
that was a money move
supposedly
you don't know
announce me like nah they stayed there they've been on there the whole
that's what I'm saying so they don't he don't got a crew that's what I'm saying
you niggas mute up I want to joke man you're trying to be fucking serious
don't announce me by myself nigga and if you do I'm bringing my friend with me
I'm gonna have a soft voice with me somebody gonna be behind me he just looked lonely in
the picture we just fired five niggas and Laura he bro he bro walking around the
apple shit we defied niggas they
talking about, yo, Mero.
You're putting a lot of pressure on one man.
And now Mero can continue his longstanding beef with DJ Envy.
Yeah, that's going to be interesting.
That's what, when the name was first, you know, the clues that was dropped,
we were trying to figure out who it was.
It said, well, shake shit up.
That was the reason why.
To me, I'm like, this is definitely a shake-up now because now-
has enough time passed for us to declare a winner in the DECIS and Mero split.
Come on with all this friendly political bullshit we got to do.
Barrow's up right now.
Merrill's definitely up.
Merrill's up.
Merrill's been up.
Yeah.
Do we know?
CNS.
DeS looked like he was trying to move.
I thought we had Colbert.
When the breakup happened, DeSis was rumored to be going to Hollywood to pursue his acting late night chops.
He was getting the late night pretty quick.
It looked like Deasis was about to just and Merrill's going to be crying in the basement somewhere.
But it's not what happened.
Not what happened at all.
Merrill's on the Melo show.
got his warning show
Like Merrill's got good stuff going on
Man
I hope he's still not mad at me
Why was he mad at me again?
You
You shot at him for shooting at you
I forgot what it was
Oh yeah yeah I remember
I remember
See and that's another reason
Congratulations to Barrow
I remember it now
I remember
Yeah he's definitely
Presum not presser
Well it was a soft press
It was a funny presser
Yeah
I would not press him
No
At the clip show.
At the clip show.
Oh, when he pressed y'all.
Yeah.
About, well, not our press.
I like, I like when that happens.
Press my friends over some shit I said.
No, man, Joe, we cool.
What's up there?
I'm like, yo, man.
Yeah, let me see if these niggas pleas are still sharp
when they're coping them.
What I said?
What we need pleas for?
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
How about that?
That's right.
Hey, listen.
Like I said, I listened, I loved it.
We lead with positivity and love for the 2026.
Ain't no hate nowhere, but bring a friend for the next photo shoot.
That shit did look a little lonely.
It's my name.
New York. You think you need
a female voice to? No, I just think
I'm talking about it. There's a female
up there. I'm sorry that I don't know the names, but
like I said, there's a clue that was still there.
I think I saw Mia Bell up there, man. I'm telling you.
I'm not familiar.
Me either. Shout to Mia Bell.
Shut her. I'm not shouting you out until I'm familiar.
I don't do that shit.
What you mean? She's been on 10070, B-Ls, B-T.
Like, Mia Bell is shout to her.
I'll go researcher.
Make sure you do.
Is that something to make sure?
No, I'm saying because that's going.
Now I got to take it somewhere.
Now I got it.
She ain't put it on for the women.
Okay, then things found out.
All right, so go me and bell.
I ain't trying to be funny.
All right, okay, I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I'm going to play with you with you.
Your voice is powerful.
I played that already.
He won.
He won that game.
All right, I'll take it.
It's kind, man.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else? More New York News, you said?
Yeah, a couple of things.
One is the,
The video was released.
The Jim and Dame
drama.
No, I don't want to get into that New York news.
Not yet.
I want to get into what the mayor
is doing with New York City bathrooms.
I know.
If you live somewhere else in the world,
why would you give a fuck about this?
But if you're in New York,
this is a big deal to me.
What is he doing?
He is opening them
and creating
more bathrooms to be used
because he says, and I quote,
you shouldn't have to spend $9 to use
the bathroom. I would have. And it wasn't
until he said that that I actually
thought about it. That has happened to me
quite a few times in New York City
and it never feels good. It's a horrible feeling. It's the worst.
But if I don't have to pee,
if I don't
have to pee or shit or use the bathroom,
I like the rule.
I do. I like to
rule. I like it. Yeah, you like it until
you run around fucking knocking on random
doors. Exactly. Exactly.
Which happened to me like today.
There's not a year in my 40s where I haven't pissed
on myself. It's not
a year. It's not a year in my 40s
where I haven't pissed straight down my leg
on some G shit. Like that's a lot of
sleeping. It's not like walking down the street. That's not G shit
though. That's not G shit. It is G shit.
Learning about your body
and how much, I talked about it up here.
How in my 40s I could no longer walk by a restroom
and be like, I'll wait.
Right.
Sometimes I'm timing it.
I'm just timing it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then you rush and everything moves slower when you got to pitch two elevators.
That piss.
Just be like, nigga.
You're a wild boy.
Pissy ass.
But peeing on myself?
Yes.
What do you think is going to happen as we age, nigga?
I'm older than you.
I'm older than you.
I don't have to piss on myself in my life.
Well, we got different regions.
But as you.
But as you.
Each of language.
You know what?
You just say your piss is expensive?
Watch your fucking mouth
like that,
like that,
watch your mom, bro.
I'm just saying,
as you age,
well, you'll see sooner than me.
That's something that happens.
You never pitch yourself?
Ever.
How old do you think
you'll be when you put a diaper on?
Hopefully 80.
Oh, right.
You think early?
Never mind.
Yes.
What do you think?
Oh,
I don't know how it's balanced.
Not about you.
He said,
he said 80 and you like,
oh yeah, like,
he'd say nothing about shit to wear a die.
I think the diaper would come early 70s.
Early 70s?
Wow.
Early 70s, yeah.
Damn, my pop used the diaper around 80.
No, he needed a diaper around 83, 84.
He was stubborn with it.
But he needed one in the mid-80s.
That's about, that was.
My godfather just passed away a couple months ago.
He was 78 years old.
Rest in peace, Pop, and he didn't have no diaper.
Well, nobody could say none if you bring up a relative of yours.
They recently passed away.
I'm telling you he didn't have a diaper at all.
I'm telling you that I'm uncomfortable even with him before.
You have a family.
You have a family.
No, rest of peace, for real.
Not that real shit.
So, way, back to this.
I was 44 before and I ain't piss on myself.
And you said you did it every year of your force.
Oh, every year.
We ain't even count.
My nigga, go outside and pee.
Yeah, Joe, for real, Joe.
Go pee outside, bro.
I'd rather whip out in traffic than pee on myself.
Are you crazy?
People do that.
Dude, you can't do that.
You always got the luxury to be in the corner.
We men.
Now, shit on yourself.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
That's a difference.
Yeah.
That's why I flipped down
on the bottles in your car
Yeah
I wasn't even counting
No jeers
I'm like
Yo
You can't
Get back to the 30
I didn't count
No years
You should outside
What?
I should have
On the subway platform
One time
So I'm all four
Yeah
I'm going to Roy Woodland's
Park
I find a spot
As an adult
Yes
Yo we will not hold
These airwaves hostage
Talking to y'all
More about
Our stool
I already seen
Y'all was mad
That we did it
on Monday's Patreon.
I saw what you said.
But before we leave the topic,
before we leave the topic,
back in the day we used to be on a date,
I did think it was some G shit
when she'd be like,
hell, let me out.
I'm about the shit behind this tree.
Shit.
Not shit, but you know,
bitches do a little open the door,
yeah, yeah,
squat between the two cars.
Yeah, a little squat.
That shit don't turn you on
when they do that.
Tell the truth.
Piss.
Yes, piss.
Yeah, we're talking shit.
Yeah, I'm talking shit with you.
Oh, not shit.
Oh, yeah.
No, that was cool.
Papa squat.
When she said, yeah, yo.
Pull over.
Let me out.
Our bond got a little strong guy after you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a lot.
Anyway, what are you saying?
I just resent that places make you pay to use it when you got.
Like this morning, my son had to go to the bathroom, which is a jerk because we left the house and I told him like, yo, just pee.
And then, you know, no, I don't have to, I don't have to, all that shit.
And then as soon as we get in the car, I got to pee, I got to pee.
I can't make it to school.
So I have to find, like a diner.
And then you walk in the diner, and there's a bathroom there.
Customers only.
What you say?
Customers only.
Yeah, but nobody's using it, and the place is empty.
Like, let me, I would have bought something just on GP.
That's what you do?
That's what you do.
That's a baby, you fucking morons.
He's a child.
Exactly.
My son has to pee, yo, right there.
So I can do on the left.
I think that.
Should have let them loosen it.
I think it's a case-by-case basis.
And then we talk about New York, bro.
So it's 10 million people, 15 million people any given day walking through New York.
You got to kind of weed out the,
Nick, am I going your bathroom and shoot up?
Like, you never know what's going on in New York City.
Yeah, like, so you kind of got to filter it some way.
Hopefully they have good staff to maintain these open bathrooms.
But, I mean, I think it's good even for tourism.
I've had a lot of people come down here and, like, complain about having to go to the bathroom and walking around New York.
Sure.
Because a lot of tourists come and just walk around.
I think it's scary, too, bro.
Like, I think it presents a problem.
If they don't have a police presence close by, I think it presents a potential.
I think it presents a potential problem.
It could.
So I think that might be why they close some of them up,
especially in certain neighborhoods and shit.
It could.
You know, T's and peas, but.
So I understand.
All right, one of your clothes is out, though.
Because nobody really explained.
You said the mayor's opening more bathrooms.
What is he doing?
Public bathrooms?
He's just making restaurants say it's not customers only.
So they put in public restaurants.
They already exist.
They just be closed most of the time.
Okay.
For those are not in New York who don't be in New York,
we didn't understand what that means.
Yeah, they exist.
Because they're unsafe and people use them for freaky shit.
It's the combo.
All right.
People, huh?
Not I.
Yeah, but somebody in the room.
Never got freaking.
That line never loses, yo.
Somebody in the room did this.
That's your vote for Trump.
That line don't never lose.
You can say anything after that.
Word.
Speaking of Freaky.
Look at you.
You're good boy.
That boy.
Yes, a couple days ago,
Freaky Ziki released the video footage,
the long discussed video footage
of the almost fight
between Dave Dash and...
Oh, Ziki released that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Between Dame Dash and Jim Jones.
You're still, you're an explorer.
Fireflies.
I don't follow Freaky Zika.
I've seen the clip all over the place.
I didn't know the originator of the clip.
Oh, my answer is it.
What are you talking about, Jim?
Are you familiar Internet Explorer?
Yo, dog, keep the HP over there.
He's a chrome guy.
Oh, yeah.
Go ahead, though.
Yeah, so the video was released.
The footage showed,
uh,
it seemed to corroborate the story that Cam had talked about months ago,
which was that at some point,
Jim rolled up on Dame,
uh,
with a couple guys to fight.
Dame was prepared to fight.
They ended up arguing.
In the video,
you can hear people intervening,
you can hear people trying to stop them from fighting.
You can hear Dame say,
I'm not going to where.
This is my block.
You can hear, you know, Jim arguing back.
You know what I mean?
You didn't know anything.
You could do with these guys,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
It seemed like Dame was asking for a fair one.
They never got to the,
to the actual fight.
Thank God.
Thank God.
And I'm glad to see that.
And the clip comes out.
And people have been talking about how each person handled the situation.
Personally, I just hate that the whole thing happened, man.
And I hate that the video came out.
Because sometimes you can have like a story or a rumor,
y'all can get over it.
But once footage comes out, it's harder to get over shit.
Because now the world sees it and it's talking about it.
I think both parties might be over it already.
Good.
I don't know how old that footage is.
I see, I see Dame being champion for how he handled the situation.
awesome I see niggas fucking kicking kicking jims back in for what he did and how he handled it
I could have done without it it's mad it's from when dame had a art gallery downtown yeah
it was a long oh that's way yeah yeah that's what made it's like get off my block it's like
that's what they was at yeah in front of the art gallery yeah that was a long time ago yeah that's what
made the timing of it a little whack to me like the timing not anybody just the timing of it
It's like when people are got issues,
and video release, all this shit just can ratchet shit up.
I'm just at a point now where I don't want to see nothing bad happen to nobody.
And I want to say last week,
I said I want them to heal and get back together,
maybe when they'd be friends again.
You said some shit is just dead.
If it's just dead and y'all not going to be cool,
then just let it be nothing.
This stuff doesn't help even get to a place of, like, quiet.
And then Juell started posting like some cryptic messages saying,
everybody got a lot to say,
but forget that I'm the one with,
the most to say, however, I'm choosing
honor over content.
He's
he said that a few times.
Well, that's how he's moved.
Yeah, he said that a few times. He's moved that way. I never really
heard much from Jewel. I don't do that. He don't say that. He don't say a word.
Yo, that's a bar. The honor over content
is like the opposite of what this world is.
Society words.
That's the problem. It'd be a bar instead of a behavior.
Right. Right. Yeah, it should sound good.
Right.
with just a ball. I'm coming back to the game.
Come on, come on, come on.
They try to die. Come on, give it up.
I'm coming back to the game.
Some little EP.
Let me.
Go ahead.
Okay.
You're saying, we know the footage is old.
But given the comments made from,
and I don't have a dog in this fight,
but from Jim to freaky Ziki,
do you understand why Zeeke would release the footage?
I do.
Okay.
I get exactly the line of thinking of it.
As an outsider who is a fan of everybody.
Yeah, I don't want to see it because I don't want anything else to happen.
But I get how you get there.
I get how A leads to B and B.
You're 100% right.
I get how it played out.
Excuse me.
But, yeah, I just hate to see it.
That's all.
I'm glad nothing to say about it.
I'm glad that nothing to happen.
And I don't want nothing to happen now.
Like that, they talking today like that.
That's my point.
Like, I just, I don't want to see none of this.
I'm just, I'm over it, man.
I wish they could, I wish all of them the best, and I hope nothing goes any further.
And just, okay, well, podcasts are not entertaining when we wish peace for everyone.
Sorry, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but when we wish peace, we could just table it.
Yeah.
Table the peace.
Yeah, I'm not mean, we can wish them peace.
Do, when there's two niggas that we wanted to get it on, come in here and say that.
Yeah, but I don't want these niggas to get it.
on.
That's what I just said.
Not these, that's all.
I agree with you.
I'm just saying it's not entertaining.
Damn, my shit is.
That's how I know I'd be sleeping at 6.30.
My shit ain't even on silent no more.
All right, there we go.
Actually, two niggas that I want to see fight.
Dennis Schroeder, Luca Donchich.
Begging for this fight.
Leave my nigga Luca.
That's the fight I want to see.
I'm not mad at that.
In a December game,
Luca was talking slick to Dennis Schroeder at the free throw line.
And he was like, no, no, not at the free throw line,
during the game, or before the game.
And he said, should have took that deal.
Oh, yeah, you should have signed the contract.
The infamous deal that Dennis Schroeder didn't sign for all of the money from the Lakers.
So Luca took it upon himself, being a dick, because Lucas a dick, to say,
you should have signed that contract.
Not while Lucas is making all the money in the world, you're not going to say that to me.
So Dennis told him, yo, I'm going to fuck you up.
I'm going to fuck you up.
I see you. I'm not taking kindly to what you're saying out here. And when I see you,
I'm going to fuck you up. So after the game, they saw each other in the hall. And word on the
curve is Dennis Schroeder put them paws on Luca, smack the shit. I'm fine. What's all that
shit you were saying? He said, I'm not with you calling me a bitch on the court and then off
the court acting like everything is all good. I'm not with it. So the NBA put out a report that said,
an incident after this game, there was an incident in the tunnel in which Dennis
Schroeder attempted to smack Luca.
And then Dennis Schroeder commented
underneath and it said, attempted.
Y'all tried to clean it off for you.
You know, I was trying to allege so a nigga don't get
no charges or no suspension. And we're trying
to help your dumb ass. Right. He's like, it was
successful. See now. Connection.
I connected to the
You already don't fuck up the deal. You might as well
get something. Yeah. Well, you're getting
some money, nigga. We all want to suspend
your dumb ass. But that's my point.
It's like back to the fucking
Jim Cam versus like
I want
you want to see Luca
get so I talk
Yeah leave Luca alone
No Luca got a real smackable face
He does
He didn't off
The way that he talked
The way that he took crazy
Now they be bullying him
Yo he got a chip on his shoulder
It's mad times they be getting bullied
He's like yo what do you mad at me for
Like somebody would push him or mush him or some shit
Yeah
He'd like yo you just mad him busting your ass
He'll say literally
You mad him bustsing your ass
Like
You bully in this is why
boy because you know he can't physically beat you
because he gave you 40 and you frustrated
I'm kicking your ass. All right, you can keep
bush.
I'm still getting your ass. I'm with you on that, but Luke will be moving on the
course in time. Sometimes he do talk shit or talk like a tough
guys. I know he talks. Hell of shit. And so
if you talk shit like that, the people you
know are capable of smack and you keep doing it
then you got to be prepared for the smack.
I just told you, I just told you, be like that.
I think it's that further.
I think that the NBA
should
adopt some of that hockey shit.
And hockey, they paused the game.
This game is on pause.
They're taking shit off.
And the audience starts, it turned into like some gladiators.
The audience would be like,
hur,
neon lights come on.
And they drop the sticks.
And they drop their gloves.
And they get to skating square enough like this.
Like the Dukes of Hatter's this.
And then they fight for about 90 seconds or so
before the refs jump in.
Give them one-on-one.
I respect that.
Hockey is crazy.
They be more than 90, bro.
One day we're going to talk about how sports is really crazy.
Sports are nuts.
And they implement them niggas get that hoodie over your head.
Those niggins are hockey, get that jersey.
You got a protected jersey.
You know, them niggas are getting.
I liked Jose Alderredge beating up Mark Williams last week or two weeks ago off the Phoenix Suns.
I liked him punching him in the face.
Sometimes a good sports fight is just what you need sitting home at your living room.
Yeah, let a fair one-on-one happen.
I'm what you.
Yeah, let it go.
Hip-hop fights is different.
Hip-hop fights, niggas is, niggas is shoot you with something with a switch on it.
They're going on outside.
In sports, there's a different respect.
We know you need your limbs.
We know you need your limbs.
We're not going to.
Your face is crazy.
Your face can get a little bit.
It's a nigger 610, 290 pounds trying to knock your face off.
Yes, what I'm saying.
Well, just last week I saw a guy that was 6, 11, 200 and a half of many pounds.
Get beat the fuck up by somebody that was 510, 511.
He looked like he didn't have a fight in his life, Mark Williams, or Phoenix Sun.
Bro, that nigga, what's my name?
Look at me saying his name
in case you missed it.
He's said it twice.
He's a guy that can't fight
and Mark Williams off the sun.
He couldn't fight a lick
to be that tall
with his arms that long.
Most people who's 610 can't fight.
Most people probably can't fight.
Most people can't fight.
But most big men
have never actually been in the fight
because their size used.
They're so big
and they never got tested.
Yeah, they never got tested.
And they just think being big
and strong is enough.
Pause again, though.
They were just so big.
It was so big that they never got to test.
They never got tested.
It's too big.
It's too wide.
It's too wide.
Arrest him.
But as you say, it's hard to let one-on-ones happen to basketball now
because everybody's so big and strong.
You can literally kill somebody.
You think about even Rudy Tomjanovitch back in the day.
You know what I mean?
Broke that nigga Tomlinobitch.
He almost died.
Yeah, he literally almost died.
Because he, you, to me.
What happened with Rudy Tom Jones?
He got punched in the face.
Who hit him again?
What was dude named?
Kyle is a guy.
Take black dude.
Punch him in the face.
It broke his fucking orbital bone.
He really almost died.
He literally almost died.
Big black dude.
That sounds like that.
Jack, smack Greg Oster tag and dropped
them.
Yeah.
Greg was soft, though.
6.10, 280.
It don't bad.
Kermit Washington.
Yes.
Yeah, y'all fucking broke a Kermit Washington story.
It's not brutal.
I could kill these niggins.
Did you all just not tell them about
what Kermit Washington?
It's a point to the story.
That's all right.
All the take is one bad punch.
Like Chris Chalmers.
than Kobe. That's better.
Well, two.
And peace to Kobe. All of this shit is better
than Jason Williams and the
drop the show for.
Oof.
Jersey's finest.
Sorry.
That was low.
That was very low, Joe.
That was fucking guys,
that was low.
That was unacceptable.
And Jason Wood's a good guy.
Anytime I've seen him,
greatest guy in the world.
But that one night.
But that one night,
the details are fuzzy.
Yes.
The who knew it states was.
Yeah, sometimes I'd be able just thinking about all the incidents in which the details are fuzzy.
He's mad of them.
What?
I'm still not over COVID.
COVID is the biggest heist in the history.
I walked outside the other day and took a breath of fresh year.
It was like, that's wild out.
COVID just disappeared.
Yo, and everything is still twice as expensive as it was before.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Sometimes issue and Kyrie have a point.
For the record, Kobe, to back up.
though. For the record, what?
COVID rates are back up right now.
Yo, yo, it ain't
go.
Now they all.
Hey.
They're going to get it.
I'm not getting no more shots.
Not getting no more shots.
You got me.
You got me.
Not what you talk about.
Not getting me again.
They made way, but there's too many people
that got too, just too,
but too much money.
Too much money.
They'll put some shit out here.
My stupid ass.
Mad niggas start dying.
And then y'all take it away.
Yeah, when the Moderna
stock drop. It was $28.
I'm telling the other thing. Yo, buy
Madonna, I'm telling you. I ain't buy one share.
That shit went to almost $500.
Are you serious?
That is so on.
That shit went from $28 to $4 something.
That is so on brand for is.
It is. It really is.
That's true. That's him.
Every part of it.
It gives you the best advice in the world.
Yo, 28 grand would have had you, damn,
a half a mill. 400 and something thousand.
A couple grand would have been nice.
28, though.
That's a round number.
Sure.
Sure.
Diggas made billions of dollars.
And the prices still never went back.
They just left it up.
Yeah, they did left it up.
They got it.
They're so crazy.
Now when niggas get the flu, it's like a bad flu.
It ain't the flu we grew up with.
Yeah, it's a super flu.
It's more aggressive flu this season.
So get another flu shot.
They just took the plus off the COVID and sent it around.
R-S-V-A-B-C.
Yeah, that's all they did, man.
So no COVID shots for y'all no more?
I don't know.
You can have me at the stupid-ass Walmart and Bayonne at 6 in the morning.
You're so Zimbic now.
Oh, shit.
Ah.
Yeah.
I'm not taking no crazy shots I never heard those.
So yesterday I was jabby.
Hold on.
Let me ask you that question.
We make those Zippings joke.
But what if a nigga had to take over some health issues or something like that?
And my girl ain't around.
Tomorrow's my third week.
I got to start.
That mean, one of my man's got to do it for me.
Corey right there.
Corey?
Corey?
Right there.
Right there, Corrie.
Right there.
I think you should get flipped to do it for you.
No, I already do it.
No, it's Keeno.
I'm gonna get Keito.
Kino, do it and not see,
not do all this immature guy.
Will you jabbing in the stomach?
Huh?
In your stomach?
I mean, it's private, but yeah.
Okay.
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
I'm great.
You know, I ain't get to talk about it.
I didn't, you know, heard about it and speak about it.
You know, I'm seeing your OZempic run.
What's your thoughts?
What's your thoughts?
I don't know a nigg.
You didn't get to talk about it.
No, I did not.
Yes, you did.
I forgot.
We talked last Tuesday by it a little bit.
Yeah, you was here.
You was here.
That once a week, you know, you don't even,
you don't even remembering what going on up here.
What I'm saying?
I'm concerned if my man
have a health skin and shit like that.
That's why I don't want to crack a joke about it.
I don't know if the niggas, you know what I mean?
Of course, he kicked niggas back in.
You know what I'm saying?
You said, Philip, you said you wouldn't ever take it.
And by the way, as I'm looking,
as I'm looking, you do look good.
You're losing weight naturally.
But,
why is it off the
off the off the off limits for you?
He thought that was a great
set of jumping jacks he was doing in there
I was body and shit
man shout out the plan
listen what I'm saying is that this
the reason why is because when you read the side effects
look at this nigga laugh
you laughing at me ish
I'm laughing at the joke that you made
watch you fucking my little laugh
he thought he was killing shit in there
that's why
I was bobby and shit
that ducky on the jumping jacks
The hot mess
11 one
That was the worst jumping jack ever saw in my life.
You would never go work out over there in the gym, nigga.
Why wasn't I?
You would never go work out in a gym over there, nigga.
Why was not?
Because you just think you're too cool for school.
You wouldn't work in a private gym.
Oh, let me wear my shorts, nigga.
Go work out, nigga.
Go work out with where I workout out.
Let me see you workout, nigga.
Stop trying to be cool when you work out.
Hold on, nigga.
Stop trying to be cool.
Is that the purpose of the workout to be seen?
The purpose of the workout is to get motivated and motivate others.
I agree.
I want to be motivated by you, old man.
Why don't you all go together?
Yeah, of course.
Since he won't go with me.
Also, I know you was feeling a little down on yourself and your body and insecure.
Who was your-
I'm not trying.
Look, go ahead.
Let me cook.
I'm not cooking at you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got here.
I want to get back to you.
Don't stop the train.
Okay.
Don't you stop.
Hey.
You know.
You know, you was feeling down on your body.
I know you was feeling down on your body and a little insecure.
So that's why you didn't go to my mom's trainer's fancy party the other day.
Why would I do that?
But I got it.
I bodied your birthday party in the talk.
Huh?
What?
I ain't going to lie to get your fire, nigga.
Say it again.
I'm going to shoot you down.
I bodied, bodied.
Bodied, nigga.
With Amani's help.
Amani's help.
Sat him down.
I shot you down.
How?
I ain't getting me dressed.
I shot you down.
I didn't purchase no clothing for me.
I bodied that party, nigga.
Let's go, nigga.
Life's getting right.
Light's getting right.
Like, show your eyes, bitch.
It frees.
It free.
Yeah.
Yeah, good time to be obtuse.
Sit it back.
Fuck is you talking about, nigga.
I did.
I body that part.
I certainly didn't think
Amani helped you get dressed.
I know.
So what could I be saying?
I have no idea.
You help us.
We got to do this missing shit.
How do you money help me?
Say more.
Same way.
You might even help me.
You look great.
Oh, thank you.
You look great.
All right.
You did.
You look great.
All right.
Are you playing?
I ain't a lie?
What?
I don't know what he did.
No, he's like, yo, you know, you know, you was insecure.
You was insecure about your.
Oh, wait.
about your body and you ain't want to get dressed.
You don't go to the Harlem Knights, nigger.
I was coming to tell you, I got a picture of anybody that was at that party.
I was going to call you that day, nigger.
Wasn't nothing in there stopping the train.
I got a picture of them niggas.
They couldn't do nothing with you in there.
Sometimes psychologically we put a fear in our head that don't even really exist.
The fear didn't exist.
I got pictures from your party and ain't nothing to stop that train.
And the self-ha-is-is-you-the-one.
It's you the one that fucking said last part.
I was going to go to the party, but I'm down on my body.
I did not.
You said this.
You're saying, you stunned on me.
It was a joke because I was leaning toward the trainers to be having them in there.
I took it for real because I know how it is.
I know.
I took it for real.
Me?
Oh, yo.
Yes, he said that.
You know, sitting here front.
I'm lying.
Wait, I wasn't here.
You said it.
She was shaking yourself.
He was joking.
He said it.
He was parted, Joe.
He was parted.
And that's not fair of you to use that against.
He wasn't pardon if he didn't go.
That's what, bro.
He got the point.
He don't have a point.
Yo dog.
If you didn't go, he has a point.
That's what I'm saying?
All right, why didn't you go?
Why didn't you go?
Adduke, what?
Aduke, who you're a lot of you?
I'm just rewere.
Because they ain't know that's that it's tucks.
If you didn't go, he's all shit.
Why do you ain't go?
Get the embroidery on the lapel.
Yo, all jokes aside, the way,
Ryan Clark every morning got that little R.C.
fucking pin.
that he put her in suit.
That's your dog.
You should get the little circle made.
A brooch.
You need a swag.
I ain't helping your swag.
For 2026, I ain't helping a nigga swag no more.
It's over.
Get your own swag.
Hey, wait, what are we talking about?
Why don't go to party?
Shut up.
We didn't want to go?
You just didn't want to go?
Yeah.
He's busy.
Childcare.
There's joints in there, though.
I got pictures of guys.
Joints.
When he's step by, he step by the way.
I put it in my little maps to see how far away.
It was a little too far from me.
But if it was a little closer, boy.
I was too far.
When I punched it in, that shit was like 52 minutes.
I wasn't doing that.
Yeah, I might have been that.
If it was closer, I'd have stopped in,
watch people watch me, and then left.
It had been a thing, like, oh, it's some rock star shit.
But 52 minutes ain't rock star.
Now you're in the car in your outfit.
He starts sweating.
That you fucking window down wind, smacking you.
By the time you get there, you feel mad undone.
Yeah, a little food.
Yeah, you got a more cullone.
It's in there a little too long.
Yeah, yeah.
Then you stop, got some Mickey D's fries,
ate them out the bag.
on the way there because you got hungry.
It's not a vibe.
It's not a vibe. It's not a vibe.
It's a bird.
What else?
What else?
What else?
John's important.
L.A. Reed settled.
L.A. Reed settled with Drew Dixon.
Yes, he did.
This case will not be going to trial.
I'm sure no one's happier than John Legend.
Word.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's real.
Nick, I ain't want to get on the stand.
Who wants to go to a trial, yo?
Yeah.
I mean, victims to get justice.
But I'm saying,
and not even that.
Sometimes.
You don't know.
Who want to be in the middle of the shit?
The trial is just annoying.
Everybody all in your business.
Who want to be in the middle of that shit?
Especially when you're...
Rich?
No, when you're famous.
That too.
You know what I'm saying?
When you're famous, don't nobody want that shit.
So why...
I understand why L.A. Reed would settle.
Mm-hmm.
Why get this far to settle?
What do you think made him decide to settle on day one of trial or right before?
I think these niggas arrogance be through the roof.
They've been rich and powerful for so long.
Like, even with the Cassie Puff shit,
They said that, yo, they was trying to keep it on the wraps.
And he was like, fuck it, sue me.
Like, what, I dare you?
Like, a lot of these things have been sued before.
So it's like, or the threat of suing has happened before.
Yeah.
So it's like, I've heard this story before.
Yeah, we make that go away until it won't go away.
Right.
But the way you make it go away usually is to settle.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why I'm with y'all.
Like, I think it is part of it is like you almost have to look tough
so that you don't get back down too much.
You got to be like, I don't go fuck, take it to trial.
Some of it also might just be waiting out to see if they have enough money to afford
the legal representation.
Or when, because don't
correct me if I'm wrong, the
attorneys have to share
witnesses, information, and all of that
other shit. Discovery. And once you get that discovery,
now you're like, oh, shit.
But I think they might have had that before. I think it's just
you're going up to the last minute
literally thinking, excuse me,
you're going up to the last minute like, you know what?
Y'all ain't going to go through it. Go through with this. Or I'm giving you this number
here as a settlement offer. They'll come
back before the day of because they don't want to
go to trial and have to put all their personal business out there either.
That sounds like. So you know what? We're going to stall them out.
And now, oh shit, they're not budgeted.
I offered you $5 million. You don't want the $5 million. Fuck you.
All right. You know, give them $6. I know they're asking for $40 or something.
Give them six. They'll take it.
I think what you're both of all saying right now is probably correct.
And I think it was a gross miscalculation for a couple of reasons.
One, Drew has resources.
And there are attorneys who are, particularly in this era, are attorneys
who are willing to represent for free
or to delay.
You know what I mean?
There are people who are willing to make
all kinds of negotiations.
And also Drew's business
because the fear a lot of times
of the plaintiff is like,
I don't want my business out there,
but Drew with the HBO doc
and other things has been very transparent
and very open about what's happened to her.
So there's not that much business
that she would be disclosed
and all the skeletons, as it were,
would be on the L.A.R. side,
not on her side.
And a lot of it be fear of like,
blackball, et cetera, but that's part of what I'm suing for anyway.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
You already did that.
So now you can't hurt me no other way.
Exactly.
And that's the arrogance.
You know, and again, I'm glad Drew got a settlement.
I know she has been pushing for justice.
You know, I have a great deal of respect and admiration for her and sympathy for her for everything.
She's been through.
But see, that's the part I keep having the problem with it.
But at some point, I would like some victim to say fuck the money.
Word, bro.
What would from the money look like on this, on this kind of, on this kind of,
because remember, can't get no criminal charges.
It's not a criminal charge.
Like, it's, I feel you on like sexual assault.
What is she alleged?
Wasn't this harassment?
It was harassment and retaliation.
And retaliation.
These aren't criminal charges.
Those were the charges?
I'm going to, I'm, I'm, I'm, yeah.
So these are civil charges.
So you and I get your point on the bigger issue, which is sometimes people could pursue criminal.
For example, in a J.
So for her in this instance, the money
is the justice. Yeah, because she's saying
you did things that stopped me from working forever.
You ruined my career.
I don't think we'll ever truly be at a point
where we're asking for justice
if we're at a point where money can be justice.
See, so listen. I think it depends on what the thing is.
Let me finish this story. I think it depends
on what the thing is. If someone takes your money,
justice is making you whole again.
And in this case, she's saying
you ruin my job and then you ruin my career
so I can't make money.
So I think in that case, money is part of the judge.
I know it's not the whole thing, but I think that's a big part of it.
I think where it gets trickier is when someone says, you sexually assaulted me,
and I didn't call the police.
I didn't notify the police.
I'm pursuing a civil suit because those two things sometimes, for some people, don't match.
And I think I get where you're going on that.
And even in that case, I still think that victims often don't get justice in the criminal system,
and so they have to do that.
So look, yeah, that's part of what happened because, all right,
so she made the allegations in 2017.
The lawsuit was filed in 2018 for sexual assault, sexual harassment,
gender-based discrimination, and retaliation.
The problem is the statute of limitations.
So now because of a lot of the statute of limitations, things occurred years earlier.
Well, the alleged acts were earlier.
So they're outside New York statute of limitations.
So I'm limited to what I can do.
So now it's literally this is the only recourse I kind of have,
which goes, it really speaks to victims willing to come forward, like,
right as it happens and a lot of times they don't do that.
So I'm limited,
there's no fuck the money
because this is my only recourse.
Recourse at this point.
You're talking about years and years and years later.
Yes.
It's difficult to even have this talk
because this is a sensitive conversation.
At this point,
yes.
You're correct.
So you're saying more so.
That will always be the case
if we don't use our voice
during the time that
like when the crime happens
and this is on any crime show
on any doc anywhere
the longer that you wait
from when the crime happens
the harder it will be to prosecute
of course to convict like that's with anything
and I guess that's all I'm saying
but what I think at some point
I would like to see somebody
that's not going to wait
and I know to Mark's earlier points
there's always many reasons
why victims don't come forward and talk
I'm not dismissing that
I would like to see just one time
where it's fast action Bronson
so we can hang the niggas
that shouldn't be on the streets
that are doing the foul shit to the women.
Great, you could wait, you were scared,
you could say that, and you could do the civil suit
and you can get paid,
and you may be made whole
or maybe that's part of justice later on.
But like, get niggas off the streets.
I think a lot of that,
I think you'll start to see more of that,
but I think a lot of it, you know,
prior to me too,
it wasn't really a lot of people willing
to even come forward.
A lot of these big cases we see
and are from 15, 20,
somehow years ago where the assaults took place.
Back then, you couldn't say a word.
A lot of them was like,
no, we're not saying shit
because, again, retaliation,
or I'm blackballed and I'm this and I'm not,
nobody's going to believe me.
Now I'm telling my story
and nobody else want to fuck with me.
Nowadays, it's just recent times
that we're in the actually believing victims part.
Yeah, I mean, that ain't always been the case.
I'm thinking about, as an example,
I think about somebody like D. Bart.
right, who was assaulted in a fairly public space,
was pretty vocal about it early.
And she got blackballed, she got railroaded.
And honestly, on the criminal side, people didn't need it.
No one was willing to step up.
So then a lot of times it becomes my word.
You barring just Dre, right?
Yes, yeah, yeah.
And so I wasn't trying to, y'all out there.
I wasn't trying to voice in Dr. Dre's name. Dr. Dre was the person who did it.
and
like the criminal side is hard to
it's hard to prove
because a lot of times
it's my word against your word
you know and a lot of times
it's not that the courts don't believe you
or the jury don't believe you
but meeting that standard of
you know beyond a reasonable doubt
versus the civil standard of
just a preponderance of the evidence
it gets it's hard
yeah and so it's partly about
victims coming forward but a lot of it is more an indictment
on how our system works
and how our culture responds to victims
I do think it's changing
I do hope to get better
pendulum and swimming the other way.
Yeah.
So I think at some point
we're going to start seeing a lot of that.
As long as these nasty
niggas out here keep doing this shit.
But she took him to court. She took Dre to court.
I just wanted to look it up to see
if they did charge him. They charged
him and he pleaded no contest
and he settled out and had to pay
some spanky. But
at least she tried to take him to court
on a criminal side. You know what I'm saying?
I think, again, it's a touchy situation.
I don't really want to touch on it, but I think
that if it's in the
pursuit of justice.
And you could potentially save somebody else from going through
what you went through and you know how it affected you.
I think it's almost your duty to attempt to get this motherfucker off the streets.
The problem, I don't know if I see it that way.
I get the value of it, but I just don't want to ever put that on the victim.
Because look at, I mean, Dee Barnes is a great example, right?
So she pursues justice on both avenues.
Dr. Dre's, at one point, was a billionaire.
He's still worth a lot.
He's still considered a legend.
He's still lauded and Dee Barnes can't get a job.
Right.
You know, I talk to D.
It's almost like you ask wasn't worth it type of shit.
Right.
And so, I mean, she's the punchline of the M&M lyric.
Yeah.
You know what I'm like?
Like, there's a way that like,
you could look at her story as a victim and be like,
I don't want to be like, I don't want my outcome to be like that.
I understand.
Yeah.
And it's like, it speaks to our culture.
You know what I mean?
It's that other side that the rich, powerful dude is going to get away with it.
Right.
Like take them look.
You file the.
the charges, he's going to get away with it.
And until that part changes,
victims are going to be very afraid to come forward
and even accuse these
higher-ups of some shit.
Yeah.
Well, I hope Drew Dixon is able to get some type
of closure from this situation.
I mean, I guess
and L.A. Reed, for that matter,
if both parties in the settlement.
Yeah.
I know we're in a heavy space.
Can we pivot to something funny
or light?
Please.
Got us in the happy space, bitch.
You brought up Ellie Reid said.
I tried to go to Drew Dixie.
You went to Drew Dixon.
Yeah, but I did it because I knew you was about to do it,
but you was about to do it in like an NPR way, so I did it first.
I was saying Drew Ski, not Drew Dixen.
Hey, Drew Ski.
Yeah, Drew Ski released a video.
Hilarious.
Yo.
I want somebody to find the bag of money to give Drewski his own sketch comedy show.
Brow.
Word.
All joke.
I wonder if Drewski knows that he's doing sketch comedy shows.
Yeah, because I've never seen anybody
With this level of talent
Doing internet stuff, internet skits, internet
Don't the production that goes into this
The thought that goes into it
The staffing, the staffing, the auditions
He's studying too
Yeah, he's studying
Just to, like, I'm what you want to just to
You can stop at the thought
Like he's doing shit that niggas don't even be thinking of
That nail salon shit
Was A1
And I don't know who would have thought to do that
I don't know if y'all saw it
Where he attempted to be the
the dude that worked
at the Chinese Nails alone.
You saw it.
I didn't.
I would tell you if I saw the one
with him being a pastor.
That's the one that's the one.
That's the one.
That's the new one.
I ain't going to hold you.
It's a talk because it's the new one.
I ain't going to hold you
because some of that shit was a little bit
mockery-esque.
I was crying, bro.
I was crying, bro.
Some of that shit was a little mockery-esque.
You dog, you can tell he studied
mad pastor.
For sure.
Yo, they lower their inflection
and their voice
when they start asking for money.
Yo, he had the voice.
Nah, when he kicked home boy away
from the Rolls voice.
We have to get your hands off.
Look, I'm talking about
the studying that he did
with the dancing and the music.
Dog, they move like that.
Yeah.
The cadence be like that.
Like, so he had to literally
take that shit home,
watch mad black pastors.
I don't know how the white ones be,
but watch a whole bunch of black pastors
and incorporate that.
You know what I mean?
And this is kind of my point as to why YouTube is going to have a problem at some point with Netflix doing what they was doing.
There's no reason why YouTube should not have approached you skin giving him a huge bag already.
Yeah, but why would we approach you when we give you pennies?
And how do we know they have it?
Because again, he has shows on YouTube that is like his content reality show.
You know how you're going to know?
Because somebody's going to come off him a big bag to do it.
Same thing that just happened.
We just saying that somebody's going to come to him, offer him a big bag, say,
pull all of your shit off of YouTube.
I don't never want to see a game.
I'm saying how do we know YouTube didn't do it?
Because he's only putting this shit on YouTube.
I mean, not the skits,
but I'm talking about his shows.
His could have been records.
His could have been reality house shit is only on YouTube.
So how do we know that YouTube did not approach him
and give him a bag to put your shows here?
Good point.
That's a good point.
Who else has YouTube approached like that and announced?
And you're not going to know.
You're right.
Until someone comes and offers him a bag.
There's an announcement.
And offers him a bag.
and he pulls his shit off of YouTube.
It's just my point about all of the earlier creators,
the people that are about to start kicking up,
the people that are about to and the next,
you can see the signs.
You can see that they're about to kill.
If they're already on your platform,
and I'm not going to make this a YouTube Netflix thing,
why wouldn't you do it?
It seemed like obvious to approach Drewski.
It's not, bro.
And if you ain't going to do it,
HBO's going to do it, or Peacostoe is going to do it,
or Amazon's going to do it, or fucking.
And that's when you'll count it.
Or Spotify's going to do it.
Or anybody is going to do it.
it at some point. And that's when you'll count.
Oh, no, too late. I know, but what I'm saying,
look, look, if, if, if the Lakers could give
Austin Reeves whatever amount of money that they could give them,
right? Anybody with eyes can see that Austin Reeves is a borderline
superstar. Like, people knew that that watched basketball two years ago.
Right, we done with our worst take. No, I'm just saying. So, no, I'm just saying. So,
I'm just using it as an analogy, but that means that, yo, if you was the Lakers,
you would have just gave him a crazy amount of money to keep him out of other people's hands?
No, it don't work like that because you're still taking the money.
Sometimes in business and I preach this a lot, sentiment is really important.
And how you express that sometimes to a creator is a lot more important than what you can do financially.
I'll keep it on sports example for a second.
That whole thing where you're a restricted free agent and you have an opportunity to get a contract from your team.
But your team says, we're not giving you shit.
We're not offering you shit, nigger.
We don't think you work that much.
let's go see what you could get out in the field
they go out there
they go out there in the field
get some crazy offer
and then they come back and the team is like
I'll match that a lot of times
I already got a salat taste in my mouth
because you're only trying to do this around
no now
I agree that's all I'm saying
niggas been on YouTube since 2006 and 7
yeah yes like that's
over 20 years
I'm not disagree with you
anyway
go jerusky the shit is hilarious
we didn't get into the fact that
the church people do have a problem with this skit.
They mad.
He don't say.
Right.
He got them dead ass.
He nailed it.
This is the last cast that I ever want to bring up church and gospel with, too, by the way.
I hate all.
I hate it all.
Anything we ever have to say on this matter.
And the church people are just like us, bro.
Mark did a whole attack on fucking black gospel.
No, just the freaks.
And a dude, no, dog.
A dude borderline curse me out.
Some religious dude told me.
me off in my DMs. I don't be what that shit Mark
be talking about, but he talks so fast, then I don't be known what
he's talking about. He said it's me and
Mark making a mockery of
Christianity and take our Muslim as, I'm like
I'm not Muslim. Mark said some other shit last
part of the Barack
equivalent. See, I don't be catching his shit till later.
Yeah, they can mute up sometimes.
I will. I'll unmute for one moment, though.
And I didn't say that the fans would be
tripping sometime on the comments. I didn't say Barack Obama was like
Trump. What I said is Trump ain't the first person in
The U.S. has a long history of doing fucked up shit,
and it didn't start with Trump was my point.
It's every president of Democrat, Republican.
They all go into foreign countries.
They all blow shit up.
But Barack Obama fucking bombed Yemen, Somalia.
I mean, we can go down the list.
He's not Trump.
Yeah, but that's the bullshit that you do.
Very different from U.S. government sending the militia to U.S. towns to kill U.S. people.
I'm not talking about every president did bad shit.
You got that.
I'm not talking about Yemen and...
The conversation was about Venezuela, though.
We were talking about Venezuela.
Venezuela.
I was talking about Venezuela.
at the time.
Oh, okay.
That's what I'm saying.
And people conflating a lot of things.
I never said that, in fact, I said the opposite.
I said, Obama's not Trump, right?
You can say they're all fucked up, but there's different degrees of fucked up nests.
Trump is the worst.
All I'm saying is he's not a new genre.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
They're all fucked up.
Yeah.
Not dangerous, Mark.
No, no, no.
No, I'm saying in the history of America, we have given blankets and smallpox to Native Americans.
We've let black people die of diseases.
we've enslaved people, we killed people.
I'm not going to act like Donald Trump is the first person
in the history of the United States Empire
to be fucked up or genocidal or whatever.
This particular thing he's doing right now, yes, it is unprecedented.
It's a new genre.
It's not a new genre. It's U.S. policy on steroids.
That's what it is. That's all I'm saying.
We haven't seen, you know, I'm too, like Obama went to Libya
and, you know what I'm saying?
So what I'm saying is it is a new genre
because we haven't seen a president in our lifetime
inflict this domestically.
So that is a new genre.
Until you watch people drowning in Katrina
and watch them not even...
That's different.
That was a lack of response to a catastrophe.
Also horrible.
He has taken an aggressive stance
and put these people in American cities
and have them getting their asses whip
and getting their rights violated
on a day-to-day basis in a camera
and nobody's saying a fucking peep.
And what I'm saying is,
I agree with that.
That's why I say it's the worst iteration of a policy that has always been like we are indifferent to the most vulnerable people here.
It's a new genre, though, domestically.
That's what I'm saying.
It's the premium plus version.
Yeah, yeah.
We're saying the same shit, but I'm just thinking that the new genre is the we've not seen this domestically.
Like, yo, I read the article yesterday, a lady from Maryland.
Born in Maryland, fam got snatched from her family.
She was in a detention camp for 25 days.
My nigga, and they just let her out and was like, oh, go back home.
That's true.
My nigga, you can lose your job.
You can lose your house.
They locked up the New York City Councilman who has his papers.
It's a big thing.
No, no, Trump is some other level of fucked upness.
You know what I mean?
My point is less to beat up on people who aren't Trump,
and it's more just to remind people that this problem doesn't get fixed when Trump leaves
because it's a deeper system.
That's the point I'm trying to make a reason why I'm making it.
You know what else is a little different?
Like, we didn't see the figurehead actually just standing up
and standing in the shit publicly.
Not domestically.
Not domestically.
Even though they were doing shit, we never saw these motherfuckers.
Like, yeah, yeah, I did that.
And I'm going to send them here.
And I'm going to fuck with you.
And I'm going to fuck.
Like, he's doubling and tripling down to the American people in America.
Y'all also got to remember when it comes to Mark.
Mark is a person of the people, meaning that anything that happened around the
line, he stands up and he speaks for it.
Yeah.
A lot of us, not us, me, but a lot of people don't care.
about what happens outside of
the U.S.
To be honest.
A lot of people don't care.
So now that it's happened, it's like, oh, wow,
it was happening here.
Because that distinction to me is almost problematic.
You say, oh, no, they've done it, but they did it over there.
Now they're doing it to us.
And it's like, that's all our Americans are responding.
It's different.
A lot of times, it ain't even that they,
a lot of people really don't know what's going on outside of America.
There are people in other world or third world countries
that experience that with dictator-type commanders.
I mean, look at Haiti.
Exactly.
I'm saying the average American.
who's not involved in international politics
does not know
the extent of what's happening over there.
When this shit is at your front door
or your neighbor or the next town over,
it's different.
So to a lot of people,
this is their first time
you can hear about shit all day.
But when it's like, oh shit.
But I can see how he's kind of desensitized.
I don't know if I'm using the right word back.
Let's see how Mark is not,
not desensitized, but how Mark is saying that.
There's no difference to him.
Yeah, and that's why I'm making the right.
I can understand.
I'm like, oh yeah, we never bombed Minnesota,
but we bombed Grenada.
Like, yeah.
I can't feel that different.
Mark is a journalist that has been knee-deep in foreign affairs.
The American media will spin the shit on these other countries
to where when you see it happen to another country,
you'd be like, oh, yeah, good for them.
Get them.
But you know the ends and outs of some of these nations
and some of these, so you know that the American media is saying some bullshit.
Nigel, when your next door neighbor gets shot in her face,
you like, this is bullshit.
You can't spin it and make it to be a button.
Biden thing, you can't spin it and make it be a
Gaddafi thing. This is a lady that
I might have said hello to every morning
that bought my garbage cans in and put
them on the side of my house that just got shot
in her face for no fucking reason. And the
president of the United States gets on the TV and says
she's a domestic terrorist.
Bro, that shit hit home differently
than some people that are 5,000 miles away
getting something done to them. You get what I'm
saying? So that's where I said the genre
is a little bit new. I feel. I don't want
to be the dead horse. I was in
Ferguson, 2014, when Obama was president.
and I did watch National Guards and martial law.
I was tear gas.
We were bomb.
People were shot.
And I'm, again, different levels, different intensity.
But same problem.
But to the other point.
I don't see why you want to get some lists.
Oh, yeah.
And why I'm not on others.
Like, I can't.
Yeah.
There ain't no pussy footing around.
Why Mark is.
But he's been through it.
But I want to say some of these Christians.
Obama denounced it, though.
You got what I'm saying?
the president of the United States today
he did.
Publicly he denounced it.
This president said,
get them niggas.
And I'm gonna send them there next.
And I'm sending more.
Trump is worse.
I'm not right to Trump.
I just want to remind you all
that we on a Drewski church toubes.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Because that was just
When I let you all do that,
they start lighting me up.
They say, oh,
those,
Zimpic got them not producing.
It's attention span.
No, but like
to the,
to the,
to the church people, I'm not, first of all, I don't want to speak for Ish, but for me, I'm not
beaten up on church people in particular. My position is, in general, religion does fucked up
things to people. I don't care what religion you are. If it's used improperly or if people are
manipulated through it, it's a problem. It happens with Christians. It happens with Muslims. It happens
with Jews. It happens with all the cults. I'm not blaming. No, I'm saying when things are used
bad, I'm not going to, I'm not going to pick on one religion and say that this, it's not like Christianity.
has the market cornered on hucksters or
frauds. Every religion has those.
What's a hoxer? See, I don't like when he talks, you.
What's a huckster? Like somebody who comes
to trying to trick you out of your... A grifter.
A grifter. Is that a better word? A grifter.
Every religion got them. It's not a big deal.
But what Druski did on this is that he nailed something
very specific that I thought was super smart.
Because he's not talking about every preacher. He's talking about these
megachurchs. And he's talking about...
Financial gain. Yeah. Gospel's a prosperity,
they call them. Exactly. Financial and health.
God, you know, this idea that, like, your faith is measured by how much money you got.
And he nailed it when a dude is wearing Christian.
He's like, you wonder why I'm wearing Christian.
Yo.
And Christian were in the blood of Jesus.
Hey.
Like, he killed that shit, man.
Bodyed it.
The tithing, you got a, you got a tie to get money, the dancing, the performance.
I mean, he, like, I want $4 million today.
Actually, we're going to lock these doors and we're not going to let me until we get this.
Exactly.
Like, wine is right past the wine is for locking the doors to fund rates.
He's like, that's a fucking problem.
And I don't care what religion is doing.
You know what I mean?
There's lots of great preachers, lots of great Christians,
lots of amazing people.
Some of my heroes, some of my biggest heroes are Christians.
It's not about religion for me.
It's about people who pray on people who ain't got nothing.
And the best comedians to me are the ones
who can take something serious, clown it,
but also have a social commentary.
That's some Richard Pryish.
Why don't like when...
I hate when that nigga get to talk about.
Why you all like when niggas get their opinions
on religion or what's God?
I know, we know what you believe.
Like, people are hardcore believers,
no matter what proof come out of bullshit going on.
I remember I watched something from
back in the days. They had a fucking recording.
They heard the man tell the
people how to act on the stage.
It was on the news. And people
still think that this guy worked miracles.
It's like some people... How much do you believe
pastor should be paid? Oh, you're talking about the payment
in the pastors? Let's hear it now.
That's a great question. I take offense to
some of what you say because
my pastor had it.
My pastor,
Red Ron had them.
But where the money comes from...
You know? Rest of peace.
Where do the money come from?
from.
Hold on.
Let me get about that.
Rev. Ron.
I used to walk by the driveway and be like,
God, damn, G-wagon,
road road.
Yo, if you're asking me where I think the money came from,
where should it?
I think that Rev. Ron was so amazing at what he did,
people rushed to pay that man.
He never said locked the doors.
He never said, this is what the church.
is in need of.
Actually, they go through the treasuries report.
Every, every fucking, the church was fine.
He was so great.
He was so great.
And the people in his, in his, they wasn't hard up.
Niggas had it.
They was throwing red, wrong money.
Well, that's part of.
I was one of them.
True believers are, you're supposed to tithe your 10%.
So there are churches that you sign up for you.
Listen.
See, we're not talking about times and shit.
That's this.
We start getting off.
But you ask.
But what I'm saying is
some people felt so vindicated and full
that they picked, they just gave them money.
Randomly.
They just gave it.
I'm not talking about requirements and percentages and times.
I'm with you.
But you did ask more.
How much do you think you did ask you?
You didn't have mad at that.
Not as such, right?
My issue isn't that this pastor has,
there are people who believe about, you know,
what your vocation is and whether you should be paid at all,
whether you should make money,
whether it should be an oath of poverty,
different faiths have different beliefs about that.
Not my business.
My issue is the gospel of prosperity.
It's when you come out here and tell people
that your faith is measured by how much money you got.
My issue is when you tell people
that they have to sow seeds.
Okay, so I'm shutting up.
I'm not talking about it.
That's what I'm saying?
I mean, look, the better you do at your job,
the more you're going to make.
You know what I mean?
That's up here, that's everywhere.
But like, the issue is what happened?
Ostensibly.
But in some of these churches,
They make people, I've watched poor people give their last dollar to somebody who has a jet.
Literally.
And that's my issue.
Me too.
And they're told that if they don't, that they're not sowing to see eventually one day get a jet.
It sounds like every other get rich quick scheme I've ever seen.
That's not every church.
And they don't pay taxes.
Churches don't pay taxes.
No.
But I think in the Bible, I think, I don't feel like arguing with you all, that the 10% comes from that.
Like you giving your offering, you giving your tithing to God is based on what you have.
So I think it's supposed to be 10% of what you have
and 10% of your income is supposed to go.
Can I ask you a question?
No, no, listen to me.
Listen to me.
If you're about to get evicted and you got $100 left
and you're trying to feed your kids and do everything else
to quote a great philosopher, do you think it's wise?
Let's take 10% of that.
Let me ask you.
And give it.
Let me respond to that, Ma.
To Creflo or whoever.
Is that the answer to that honestly?
It's how the past that makes them feel, though.
I think that the feeling.
Does it make you feel heat?
No, but does it?
I don't think that.
I don't think.
that matters for some people.
I think that
I think that
I think the internal fulfillment
is what's important.
They look forward to something
they look forward to life
in these hard times
why y'all niggas laugh
you Muslim brothers
yo
you did look look look
you laughing too
with somebody from
I'm saying the same thing
about every faith
but look how you defended
respected
you got to respect everybody
and their religion
and their belief
if he said
if Jews kid done this
about Muslims or Jews who do the exact
same thing, be just as funny to me.
What I'm saying is that I don't care about the religion.
I care about hustle.
You got to ask the people.
Any one of y'all closes out.
I don't care who doesn't.
I just want to say real quick, Mark, it's about
faith to what I said.
It's about your faith.
So you're supposed to believe
that God is going to make money.
No matter what.
If I'm down my last dollar, give him 10 cents of me.
You're supposed to put your faith in God
and no matter what, you're going to be all right.
So yes, if it's your last dollar, I'm giving you
to 10% and I'm going to be all right.
It ain't about I'm going to make it to heaven.
I'm going to get it yet.
I'm going to be all right
because God is going to make a way regardless.
And then they tell you, look at what you've been
through in your life.
You've always made it out of that.
That was God that got you out of it.
And God will continue to get it out of it,
but you have to do your part.
The story is true.
And my part is giving them the money.
I get that.
I'll take the dinner.
I'll take the dinner with Jay Z.
This is God.
Can I ask this question about?
Here we go.
We got it.
I'm moving on.
Can I ask a question.
This is on the board and I don't quite understand it.
It says, gone girl.
Then it says Chicago teacher
Linda Brown.
Flip.
No, I was, no
It was in your notes
By the way, Flip came today with notes
Yeah, he had notes
He had a topic
Why are you making a face?
You make it a face?
You don't do that with other nicks
You just, you don't have discouraged me?
No
When you're going on line
I don't want to get you
You make a face it?
Am I topic, sir?
I'm not.
Okay, cool.
I'm on the edge of my seat to hear
what happened.
What I'm saying is that
The reason why I put that on the board
because I felt guilty
for judging the husband
So what happened is?
Yeah, tell the story.
So Linda Brown is a teacher who was going through something.
Linda Brown is a teacher who suffered from mental health issues.
But what happened is her husband came and said that he saw her last night, right?
And by the morning, she was gone.
She was gone.
He went and did a news conference.
I'm looking for my wife if anybody seen her.
Last night she was home.
And when I woke up, she was gone, nobody seen her.
So when he did the press conference in my head, what I'm saying is that, oh, he killed his wife.
A lot of people.
That was a lot of people.
He was like, he was like, please.
Come home.
Please come home.
He looked like a nigga from the hood.
Chicago.
He looked like a nigga from the hood.
He's a white lady.
A white teacher.
I'm out.
She did some bullshit.
He just knocked off.
The way that he buried her is they're going to catch him.
But it came out that she drove her car and she got out of her car and walked in, walked
into the river.
She laid at night.
God damn.
What the fuck are you doing?
That's crazy, nigga.
That's crazy.
Come on.
And now the videos, like, there's people out apologizing to him.
Which they should.
Because when this first broke.
I suck my dick now.
Suck my dick.
My entire dick.
Yeah, I don't want to get none of that shit now.
Fuck out my face.
I'm a grieving husband up here pleading for my fucking wife to pop up.
And now I learned this information.
I got to go, yeah, fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all.
Especially to the people that know me.
Strangers can say whatever they want.
If you knew me and you had that sentiment, we, we done.
For a lot of people, it was the police come home video.
They were saying that that's not what victims do.
I think it's crazy.
Yeah, it's crazy.
But a lot of people were like, you know,
if he had just said, like, I don't know what's going on,
they would be more believable.
Some people thought the video was like fake or melodramatic
and that he was doing it.
Because a lot of times when people do kill their partner,
they do make the videos.
Yeah, when they, and he also had details about, you know,
where she was, like they were like,
she left the house with this on, et cetera, et cetera.
People like, how do you know what she was wearing
and all this stuff?
They were micro-analizing.
It was a thing.
It was on the internet detectives.
Yeah, that's what it was.
That's what it was.
They solved this case before.
Oh, he did it.
And they're going to, like Flip said, they're going to find a body.
They got him.
And then once the footage came out of her, you see a lot.
There were like a compilation of people.
A lot of women got on line and apologizing to him.
They were falsely accused him.
Accountability.
I love that.
So I wanted to say that too because, you know, I thought the nigga was guilty.
I'm like this name from Chicago.
But I feel bad ass of that.
Is that all it takes to think somebody is a killer?
Like, where are you from?
I mean, not even that.
I would hate to be in Chicago and have something happening.
How many stories do you hear a man come out and say,
I'm looking for my wife, and it turns out that they end up killing their wife?
They help you do the research.
They help the search team and everything.
No, you're right, flip, but that's the media because most of whose wives are missing,
like, or kids are missing people, don't kill them, right?
But in the media, they like the sexy story.
They love the missing person.
They love the true crime kind of angle.
And so a lot of times when somebody is a person in interest,
they spend more time focusing on that story than the other people who partner just got killed.
or ran away or disappeared or left them.
I do respect the people that's coming out
and apologizing to this man.
I do respect it.
I respect it too.
And shit like that.
I didn't know the story until you.
I read it on it after you told me about it this morning.
And looking at what I saw,
there might have been a small part of me
that might have had that same thought.
Like, you know, yeah, the nigga did it.
Only small.
Only small.
Until I saw the video.
The video got me.
Because I was like, you know what the video?
The video looked uncharacteristic.
You know what I mean?
Of how I see.
Black men.
Yeah.
I'm about to say, you can't even say that because you don't know what a dude.
No, not of him, of just of how victims look on TV.
I don't know them, as I said.
It's always normally the husband or the boyfriend.
That's what I'm supposed to say.
I've been trained by the media to believe that.
And a lot of times it is true.
You know, when there is a person of interest personal,
it is the husband or the boyfriend.
Yeah, the person closest to you.
You know what I'm saying?
So I probably would have been suspicious.
I don't know how I said that nigga did it for real,
but I would have definitely been very suspicious.
Yeah.
Check his phone.
It's red flags.
You know what I mean?
Please come home right away?
I guess.
I never saw, I didn't see going.
girl. So yeah they said that
you reminded everyone you should go see you should
great movie. It's funny
no no no well if you have a very dark
shit so you'd have to some
I see Paul love that's one of your favorites
it's one of the greatest love stories ever made
I love that movie I love that movie is hilarious
that movie is absolutely hilarious
wait what's funny that's one of the best
what's it's dark I mean again I love
you know the lady wasn't
the girl left breadcrumbs
and tricks and games
for her husband to commit
an attempt to find her.
What do you mean?
What was funny?
So she was a lot?
In hindsight, it's pretty funny.
I've watched that movie
over 20 times.
It gets funnier every time you watch it.
It's a great movie.
Really?
Great movies.
What did you get him?
2014?
Somewhere there, yeah.
2013.
Somewhere around here.
Good old Ben.
When Ben put his foot in something,
I'm still waiting for this fucking
Netflix movie.
We're almost here now.
Actually, this week.
When Ben decided to put his foot in something, it's normally one of those.
I know we finished worst take, but it has just been reported that Mike Tomlin's informed the Steelers that he will be stepping down after 19 years and leaving the organization.
He informed them, right?
That's what's been reported.
Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Everybody knows what happened.
Tell me.
It was Tom.
It was mutually agreed upon.
Okay, that's all I'm saying too.
It was mutually agreed upon to go our separate ways.
And we're so classy.
We're going in a different direction.
You've been here so long.
We're going to give you the grace of announcing this way.
It's classy.
We still get to keep our, like, you know, Steelers don't fire coaches, all of that.
We didn't fire you.
You know, you step down.
You're moving on.
I respect them giving him the dignity to resign.
He earned that.
He deserves that.
One of my biggest frustrations, although we didn't win the Super Bowl,
was that the Eagles fired Andy Reid
But basically because they didn't get to that point
And it was like he should have had the opportunity
Given what he'd done for the organization
To just step down and resign
We see obviously he's a Hall of Fame coach legend
Sometimes coaches don't get that
So I thought this was great
Fire Mike Tomlin would have been crazy
Crazy and ugly and disgusting
I want to take this moment
To clown NFL analysts
And Adam Schefter
I do I want to clown them a little bit
Okay let me hear it
with all of the coaching vacancies.
With every coach that gets fired from somewhere,
because I watch ESPN a lot,
all of the experts get on TV and say,
when this person becomes available,
they have to jump to the top of the coaching tree.
This one jumps ahead.
It was Defensege, then it was Harbourned,
and it was Mike McDaniel.
They were waiting on the floor.
The floor, he has to shoot up to the top of the coaching.
I'm like, yo, dog, how many coaches can they say this about?
Word.
They said this about Tomlin.
They was waiting on it.
Tomlin, I have to assume he'll have no shortage of job offers.
He will bump to the top of the coaches.
Yo, establish who is the best and who is the not best.
Yeah, but they're not available yet.
This is like rappers in your top ten where you put 20 rappers in your top ten.
You also can.
Different, different.
Because organizations make coaches look good.
So someone that was great.
at the Steelers who is a great organization
or at the Ravens who is a great organization
or the 49ers who is a great organization or the
Packers is a great organization when they go to the Browns
or the Dolphins or one of these teams that are
a fucking mess habitually
and ain't about to be a mess. Not just that
like you said yo if these are the
coaches that's he's at the top of the list
that's of this pool right here
now if he come jump in this pool
yeah the pool changes
ain't nothing wrong with that
for every new coach that becomes available
they can't keep saying this coach jumps to the top of the
I mean, that's my only point.
There's a pecking order here.
It is.
Like, it most, it seems to be acknowledged when it comes to Harbaugh for the most part.
Like, everybody is like, it's him and the rest of y'all.
I agree.
Didn't Stafansky get hired already?
No, no, yeah.
He's interviewed.
What's funny about the Harbaugh shit is fucking Mike McCarthy has almost the identical record
and accolades as Steve Harbaugh.
And they barely even talked about in this hierarchy and pecking order.
You know, it's funny.
I saw the statute with both of their,
stands together.
Still, because you're right,
it's almost exactly the same.
Still,
Hornboro does come off different
to me than Mike McCarthy.
He does.
He does.
But that's probably because
the last time we saw Mike McCarthy,
he was at the Dallas Cowboys,
who was another mess
of a fucking organization.
Well, I was off of him
before he got that job, too.
Okay.
Like, I don't think he did
the greatest job
upon exiting Green Bay.
Got a bowl.
One.
See, I like Pete Carroll.
I like Pete Carroll, too.
Like that's my, that would be my go-to.
Pete Carroll isn't a diaper.
Pete Carroll is 89 years old.
Yo, running up and down the sidelines with my diaper on his annoying.
Running up and down with my diaper on, chasing by Brock Bowers and watching Gino
Smith with my diaper on is annoying.
And my blood pressure is up, and I'm 89 years old.
I'm done with y'all.
I know you don't want to get too deep in the sports, but where is Tomlin now go?
If the list is what y'all just said, you add time into the mix.
Is he at the very top now or is number two?
I would have him at the top.
He would be at the top, but it did, it did seem like from the report that I read that
He may be taking a year off.
They said he might go on a broadcast.
He should have a broadcasting.
That's been the rumor for a little while.
Who knows?
And congratulations to Matt Ryan, who is leaving broadcasting to be the Southwood, Atlanta.
GM?
No, no.
Had a football operation.
And it was a nice sendaway they did for one, CBS.
Yeah, it's true.
I fuck with Matt Ryan.
Except when they ended in, they're like, and now off to the.
It was like, Gary.
Matt Ryan got a bad rap because of that game.
He was a good quarterback.
Oh, man, Ryan.
put 300 on you in a heartbeat.
Matt Ryan was a fantasy.
I was just going to get you.
I was just talking about him and Philip Rivers.
And if they should be Hall of Fame,
they're both like six and seven all time
in yardage and touchdowns.
Somewhere in that.
They're going to give you your yards and TDs.
Um,
I don't know if you guys have seen it,
but Jocelyn Hernandez
is celebrating three years free of the Becky.
Free of Coke.
Oh.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Cocaine.
Yes.
No longer doing cocaine.
Let me see what she had to say.
Here it is.
Let me turn that down.
Three years off that nose candy.
Three years of clear mind.
Three years of solitude.
My mind is clear and the body is strong.
I thank God every day I didn't lose my life to the white girl.
Young girls, it's not a game and it is not worth it.
That's true.
Thank you guys.
Also for those silent prayers for your favor.
me love y'all let me hit the round of applause for my hands round of applause let me hit the round
of applause she is our favorite you guys have any thoughts congratulations she's glad to hear that
she's off um that bugger sugar i'm gonna give you i'm gonna give you a half i'm gonna give you a half
congrats I'm gonna give you a half congrats I'm gonna give jocelyn a half congratulations
to me myself.
You're trying to say the old Jocelyn
is, I mean, the content ain't going to be the same.
Cokehead Jocelyn to me
is an all-time
great. Hall of Fame
Worthy, first ballot.
Cokehead Jocelyn
is like hoodie mellow, nigga.
Cokad Jocelyn, we've any
of our great moments, if you remember
if you're a real fan of this
shit.
Yeah.
Jocelyn backstage at the
awards off a couple bumps.
Yeah.
Fighting the bitches, the dudes.
the police when Jocelyn fought the police.
Yeah, yeah.
It took them cops 45 minutes to arrest
Coked up Jocelyn.
Nick, that ain't no normal girl.
Was that three?
That is not a regular girl.
You're trying to arrest, man.
Some of my best moments.
This is congratulations for putting your health first.
Indeed.
But the content streets will never be the same
without coquette.
Jocelyn.
And I mean, granted, she gave us to Amber Rose
fucking argument from
College Hill. Maybe she was sober.
Maybe she was sober then.
And points were made, too,
in that little argument.
I'm just sad to see her go.
I'm sure someone else will step in her place.
They ain't going to do it like her, though.
No, it's probably not.
Jocelyn B, bitches to fuck up
for a long time off that book of Sugar Boy.
I'm going to miss you.
I'm going to miss you.
I'm all for a redemption story.
Let me ask you, Joe.
You've done reality TV before.
I thought he's going to go to a whole different place.
No, no, no, no, no.
Do they film like multiple seasons at once
and then just release them over years?
No.
Okay.
No, not multiple seasons.
Same twice.
Also, no, I was just curious.
Also, any reality TV questions y'all have?
Y'all can also send the Mark's way too.
That's true. He is also right.
Yeah, it's not just Joe.
And flip.
No, no.
Not said to me.
Okay.
Thank you.
She was coke out recently?
No, I don't.
I haven't seen her in years.
I still subscribe to Zeus.
I'm still watching what I say about Jocelyn
because sober Jocelyn hands
is still ones to be reckoned with facts.
That's a fun show.
Yeah.
Also while this is on, Boys to Men, new edition,
February 13th.
Of course, my mom called him once 97 tickets.
Of course.
Just for her.
Of course.
Two rows.
Just for her.
Way to go.
Love you.
Make it happen.
Make it happen.
Yeah.
Saw Sean Post.
Even if you're my friends and family, don't ask me for no tickets.
They're gone.
Word.
I know we shouted out Sean before, but yo, I'm, that podcast.
Great show.
Got me in the chokehold, man.
Sean Stockman's.
Every episode is great.
The live performance at the end?
All of it.
I'm still listening to Moana from the Jets.
The acoustic version of all over, all over them.
Killing it.
It's just great music.
Nogel will just straighten it out now.
Might as well just get everything.
Get everything straightened out so there's no problems when we're trying to get it done, man.
Come on, Sean.
Come on, Sean.
He knows this call.
God.
Yeah.
What's today?
Did you see my Instagram yesterday?
I already posted it.
No.
See?
Your call has been.
Yeah.
I don't like that voicemail.
Dumb.
You call Ish to hear his voicemail again.
That nutty-ass shit.
Did you change that shit like I asked you, too?
Change your fucking voicemail, man.
Oh, God.
For real, what's the G shit.
Yeah, Sean is probably tired from a tanks party.
Tanks 50.
Thanks for noise, Pat.
Tanks 50.
Happy birthday.
Tank turn 50.
How was party?
I should look a look.
I didn't go.
I didn't go.
I looked like a really good time.
Chris Brown and Marion, all R&B guys, all R&B guys.
Keith Powers was there.
A lot of people was there.
It was a pod day for me.
I did get the invite, but that was a pod day.
So, Dee Nice on the one.
Come on, you get them.
You know, you know, you know what that was.
Yeah, you just pissed me off.
Just that fast, you piss me off.
I get pissed.
You know, when I'm on the internet,
I don't never talk about it.
I know he was tired.
We don't never talk about stuff
that you just see on the internet
that pisses you off.
Because we cool and podcasters
and ego and mageismo and yada, yada.
It'd be a long list, too.
Boy, I was pissed off watching
D. Nice DJ that motherfucker tank party.
I could have killed D'Nice myself.
I should have went to that party
just so I could strangle D'Nice.
just so I could have strangled D. Nice.
Because, listen, and it's not about me asking D. Nice to DJ my birthday party for the last 19 years.
A year in advance. It's not even about that. Sometimes a year in advance.
This year, I gave up. And I was like, you know what, D. Nice.
Invite. You know what will be nice? Just give me a playlist.
Oh, you know, you know what, man? You're a busy guy. Just send over a playlist.
They was like, yeah, man, that would be smooth.
Ask me if I got that playlist.
Did you get that place?
Not in the slightest.
Nah, and it's lightest.
Damn.
Couldn't even just pull one from the stash of playlist you got there?
Which is bullshit, because I know a song from a playlist from D-Nice.
It got to be like tasting somebody else food and then ordering it for yourself.
Like Donna Summers from him and Donna Summers and Macerado.
It ain't going to hit exactly.
You know, he got records you ain't got.
He know how to blend a little bit better.
So it's going, his playlist is going hit.
Yours be all right.
Be nice.
If you're listening
or if anybody
that knows
De Nice,
please send him
a text,
ask them to send
your buttons playlist
please.
Anyway.
He's going to send
to Amy Poehler instead
man,
you know what time of this.
Oh,
shit.
Damn.
Coke Head Jocelyn.
Gone but not
forgotten.
One of the greatest
up there with Floyd
in my book.
Tough.
TBE.
Yeah,
come on, man.
All right,
you had a question
earlier about push heisting?
Yeah.
No, it was more so in observation
I know, he ain't shit
He ain't shit, but I'm gonna say, listen
I'm good at this man
I'm gonna say, I don't care
It was just an observation of mine
I was like, I asked Joe
And I asked the fellas, I said
Who Shite's been home for
A couple months now
I found it ironic that I haven't seen him
And Gucci together at all
I already
You said a different off camera
But yeah
I said did y'all see
Do y'all find it ironic?
That's what I said on camera.
Hey y'all, y'all find it ironic?
Y'all ain't seen Pushi and Gucci together at all?
I hope you're playing a lot of Sporrisate at this time.
Yeah, I said the way I said it.
But yeah, I saw the welcome home post from Gucci.
I remember Gucci saying that I'm clearing all of the artists off of the label except for Pushi
Icey and Fujiato because you're the only ones that made me any money.
Nobody else did.
So I'm dropping everybody from the label.
I see Poochitey come home
I see the first day out record
and I don't see anything with them too
so I just something I was keeping my eye on
that's all
not saying there's anything there
I probably wouldn't notice that too
but if you name it a few niggas
that I've never been looking for and probably won't
that's what I'm here for
is Pushiasty
that's why I'm here though
and Gucci man
and if it's three then you can throw
blue face in there
I'll find it ironic
Like what?
I got you.
I got you.
Yeah, I lean on freeze for that
when I get my hip hop from over there.
For sure.
Even though I ain't going to hold you.
Look, just how fast I lied.
Who's shy to end glow?
They got a record.
They got one for sure.
Maybe that's why we ain't seen a picture
because he's actually recording
with the people he's supposed to be working with.
Even though he probably should have a Gucci record
or picture or studio session.
Just something.
Why?
Why? Optics for today.
My nigga, the optics is getting the studio, do-to-work, lay low.
It's not lay-low.
He's-and- I'm talking about due-to-work.
I'm saying that Gucci is instant impact.
He is instant impact.
So if you're just coming home off a little drought for five years
and you're looking to put a project together
or a three-pack or an EP or anything together,
if I'm signed to somebody that is still recording
and is instant impact,
It would be nice.
It would be nice.
That was our beef when we're fucking signed to fucking shady.
You can't get Eminem verse, niggins.
Then they got one.
They got one.
They got a few.
They got a few.
Every song Eminem was on,
I was magically off of somehow.
Oh, stop, man.
We only needed four MCs.
Yeah, yeah.
The way it works.
Thank you for creating the group.
I'm sure they just drew straws.
Yeah, yeah.
Four is the sweet spot.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sure that's how it happened.
Seven minutes long.
No, there's not enough space.
I always love the D
Pause
That's good
I heard that about you
D is in Detroit you guys
All right I'll just shout out of
Coney instead
But that's a glizzy
So I guess pause that too
Yeah
You're good man
You know you're glissie man
We passed that
I love a glissing
Anyway
Um
Damn go get Choslin
Fuck
Is there anything else
That's on you guys
Heart, Mind, Body, Spiritual Souls
Did y'all need to share
With an audience
Before we leave
Y'all got any plans
For the week
Anything going on
Anything you're excited about?
I'm excited to be in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Okay.
On the 15th.
Tomorrow.
It's a Thursday.
You're good.
Got to check dates with this guy.
He hit you Friday morning and flight was a little delayed.
No, no, I'll come back the same day.
Same day, flight in and out.
But that's not up to you.
Which is me like, God.
Yeah.
I mean, you could plan to get back.
But if something is going on with the flight,
then that means it's probably shady for the work day.
You're going to University of Tennessee.
Then I'll drive in.
I'll drive in.
run a car.
It's not that far.
Whatever it takes.
Whatever it's.
Commit.
Commit.
Right.
I'll still be the first one here.
Oh, shit.
God.
Damn.
I ain't going to hold you.
That's the scary part.
No, one time I came back from somewhere
and beat these niggas here.
From an airport.
I think I'm from South Carolina.
I was tight.
All right.
Anybody else?
Newer couch?
I got nothing this weekend.
Chilling.
Chilling.
Parks?
Studio.
Flip.
Same.
Near you have it.
Joe?
Not in the slightest.
Yo, it's chill out, time.
That's all right.
You had to relax, man.
Just, you know, get to work.
No comment.
It just happened again.
What?
The silence.
That moment.
That moment.
Just go one way.
Yo, the audience be wondering why I continue to ask stuff like,
hey, what's going on in your week,
or how was your weekend?
And all the dumb questions, do we be like, nothing, washed, work, studio.
But I do it, audience.
Just that little silence.
And I participate in the silence, too.
I can turn this topic up with what I'm excited about.
Look at y'all.
Do tell.
Look at y'all.
Look at y'all.
Yeah, two of your little fingers.
All right, I'm done.
I'm done.
I can't tell people.
excited about they'll try to step on your glory that's a fact
one nigga that do
in the end nigga it's not up shit
I do got a funny story I'm dying to tell this
funny too
I can't Patreon is me don't care I can't Patreon
we do no Patreon man yo subscribe to the Patreon
man forward slash whatever
y'all know what it is y'all know what it is
whatever it's slash some shit
it's up there man you know the vibes
you know where the finest ass not playing with niggas
it saddens me that I won't be
with this bunch again until next week, Tuesday.
Like, that's the bar that's adding to me.
It does.
I like the energy when it's awesome.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You'll stop doing that, y'all.
I'm serious.
You'll stop doing that.
When I'm here, don't do that.
See, can't take the compliment.
Yeah, I can't.
See?
Same shit, you're just saying, because this shit be slick.
Why you just say thank you?
That the energy be this, but you had to say something else.
I don't appreciate it, nigga.
See?
But it's different what you've read.
All right.
Listen, man.
You know, your glow.
90s more sense ad lips were sick in the intro.
Oh, shit.
This album.
It's like quadruple-quidtuple-touples diamond.
What, seven diamonds?
This is 97?
Maybe a little earlier.
95-96.
Because I was in rehab when he was.
I was in high school with this game.
I was playing this year, bro.
That album is crazy.
That album is crazy.
Yeah.
That whole album was crazy.
Well, yeah, that was in re-hap.
In the hood.
Niggum was playing that one, but I was like it.
Yeah, no, it's true.
Good part today, gentlemen.
Indeed.
Good part, good part today.
Not mad at it.
Not one bit.
What do I have plans for the week?
Nothing too exciting.
That's our man, free.
We got to love him, you heard.
No, we're talking about you.
And now that I see that.
Well, y'all's talking about me.
What is that?
Oh, that's my shit right now.
Yeah, I told Fris, you got to love you.
man we gotta love you man you don't have to do that I ain't when people in my life do that I got a lot
of triggers on the low well excellent I don't like the nigga gotta love no you don't act like it's
a task to love me nigga you can keep your love I'll be just fine we told me anybody that feel like
you're not talking to me I mean if you talk about we got it you don't have to you don't have to
love me you don't have to love me that's a love is a choice love is a action that's a backhanded
thing to say too like you got to love me that's what I'm saying I don't want to love him but I got
yeah I don't rock with him you ain't check that shit I don't work with him you ain't
Yeah, I don't like that.
I don't like that.
It's backhanded.
I don't play with niggas like that.
Huh?
Gotta love him.
Uh-oh.
Oh, hold on.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna wait.
We'll see.
Gotta vet it.
Well, you took the water out the water bed.
Seriously?
Yeah, serious.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to go to London, Tokyo, Ferris,
hey.
Yo, hopefully you've enjoyed this broadcast
as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you, man.
So glad, so glad y'all could be here with us.
London, Tokyo, Paris.
Until next time, we bid you a do farewell.
Adios, Theriva, Durchy,
Astila Vista, au revoir.
So long, goodbye.
Orseptu head now will suffice.
Remember life is a series of moments and moments past,
so let's make this one last.
as if it's all we have.
Lastly, the baddies are insecure,
the stagnant women want to travel
and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you with Tylenol, you might need it.
Ego!
Wait a minute, eh.
Right there in the middle of things,
right there in the middle of things.
Right there in the middle of things is you.
Okay.
Right there in the middle of things,
right there in the middle of things, me.
Keep looking over at my sorrido.
This way.
That's fire.
Who's a sangos?
This is heat.
The funny part, you can't buy this version nowhere.
You can't even find this version on iTunes nowhere.
That's fucked up.
I got a sentence to Michael Paul.
He asked me for it.
Shout to Michael Paul.
Shout to my family.
Shout to my kids, my parents.
I love y'all.
Shout to my loved ones and their loved ones, man.
So glad y'all could be here with us for another episode.
We'll be back.
Same time, same place.
This weekend y'all hold it down until then man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Joe, cussie.
You, you've never heard of joke, bud.
JPP, JPP, where are you be without the JVP?
We'll fold that up right now.
Don't look away now.
Pussy.
Go see.
Thank you.
